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Late Nite Fantasy Erotic Tales
Paradise Found by LateNiteFantasy© Dawn's rays illuminate eyelids, coax them open I gaze upon perfection,your face, peaceful in slumber, lips pursed in seductive smile while your breath gently rises and falls along your form, breasts and stomach soft curves of amorous appeal arouse intent in my mind I trace my tongue slowly, lovingly tasting your fragrant flesh, stop to tease nipples, suckle and flick the puckered pink tips, then continue southward across the undulating oasis of your belly, dip into your navel, unable to resist the aroma rising from between your thighs, my attention turns to the altar of my adoration gently I pry your legs apart, start a long, slow slide, tongue wide and flat pressed to your crease, softly seperate, insinuate my instrument of exploration into the velvety warmth of your core, tight tremulous, clenching at my eager invader as I taste in anticipation, fingers twist curls, clutch my head, pull me in
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Today was the 4th of July... the birthday of the world's rowdiest and irresponsable countries in the world. I spent the day with my brother, his wife, and a group of old friends. There was a big BBQ, lots of food, lots of sodas, an X-Box with the Rock Band game, and a whole lot of other games. I spent the day rekindling friendships with friends I haven't seen since college. Many of our conversations went on like, "Dude! Remember that time when _____..." I made new friends, and it was just a nice day. While my brother and I were playing and throwing a football around, I found another one. It wasn't really new, but it had the SDSU logo on the side. I threw it to my brother, and he liked it. He kept looking at me and said throughout the day that he liked it. So did I. It's a good ball. Eventually, his wife's conscience got to her and she made him lose the ball. Instead, I grabbed it, and put it in the trunk of my car. My reasoning is, "She's not my wife. She doesn't have the powe
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as of april 14th,i quit smoking!!! just woke up and decided i didn't want to smoke anymore and that was withdrawls,no cravings...nothing!! makes me wonder why i waited so long to quit?? lol... also... as soon as i get my skating legs back ( since it has been a few years)i'm going to do my damndest to get onto one of the arizona derby dames roller derby squads...have met alot of the ladies and they seem to be very supportive and pretty cool people too,so its just a matter of getting back to my old self on skates....wish me luck.....and thank god for ass padding,cause i'm going to need it!!! SEPT 3RD.... MY OLDEST SON MATT FINALLY COMES HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S been gone since dec 2005,and me and my other three kids have missed him more than words can even begin to express....can't wait to hug my kid again!!!
Late Night Tripp To The Lake
Well, I got bored the other night, for those you you that don't know I have a night job working security, so I like to stay up at night time, even on my days off. Well I have been trying to go riding all week and finaly got my chance two nights ago. I went to the store and filled my bike up to set out in a direction and not turn around untill the bike was about empty and fill up and come back. Durring my travles I arrived in Gun Barrel City, TX. This is located about an hour south of Dallas. Well after going to my God Fathers house in payen springs, I decided to drop by and see my first love from High School. When I got to Wal-Mart, were she works at overnights, I was suprised to see that she has not changed that much from the last time I saw her, when I helped her move from the lake to Wichita Falls, TX, when her husband had to go to the airforce base up there. So all in all it has been about 5 years since I have seen her. I think that she is still just as beautiful as the day we last
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Well mom finally got to come home on July 4th:) We are so happy to have her home & she is doing much better recovering there than when she was in the hospitals. Not that they didn't take great care of her, but she was getting depressed after being gone for almost 3 months. Today dad & I took her to Pittsburgh for a follow up. The Dr. (the one that saved her life, not the one that almost killed her twice) has ordered another MRI, more Blood work & a series of spine x-rays. He said he was surprised to see how well she looked & that she was able to sit up as long as she was. He showed us the pictures from the CAT scan she recently had. Up until now I have been able to hold myself together pretty well but what I saw & heard today brought tears to my eyes & if mom hadn't been in the room I probably would have just broke down & cried. His main concern right now is that when the other Dr. went in the 2nd time & took out all but one of the screws & plates he put in during the 1st surg
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Well I have had alot going on and well, Last night was my last night for awhile. To all of my fu family you have my IM. To all of my friends that I have made its been great you all are in my thoughts. For my lounge families you are the best and I will miss you all so much. I have alot to take care of and I am the most important person to take care of myself and don't need distractions. Please understand and if you don't have my IM and we are really close friends on here message me and I will add you to my IM if you are not on it. I will not delete my account just won't be on it for awhile. Muahz and lots of other squishy shit. You all rock. Happy Holidays be back after them. Susan aka Trip Queen aka mama lots of names i go by.. love you all ( end of weekend I will not check this anymore till after the holidays ) i asked for help to make my daughter a bulletin and well noone knows how to do it but damn there are alot of bulletins all the time. For those that don't
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I know that some of you think that I have forgotten about you. Well, that isn't the least little bit true! However, I have been going thru some things lately that take my attention. It's called Life. Between work and my Mom, I haven't had much time to do anything. My Mom has been in the hospital for 8 days so far this time. They think she may have cancer in her bladder, so that has me Effing freaking out! Since I lost my dad 15 months ago, my Mom has became my world. I am her care taker/nurse. PLUS I have another job to pay the bills. Gee, joy what an exciting world I live in! I guess it is normal to be worried about one's only surviving parent. Momma has been basically bed ridden for two years now. In those two years I have learned more about the world of medicine than I ever thought I wanted to know. However, I have actually grown up in those two years. Before hand I was a spoiled rotten b!tch, and I have no problems admitting it. Not only did I have ever thing in the material world
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Wish I could take credit for this but I borrowed it from a FB friend. I just had to share it. Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising flour. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the
So what to write? I'm an asshole? A nothing? A good person? A bad? Vengeful? Deceitful? Honest? Kind? Charming? Handsome? IDK what the hell to write about, im me. Always have been, and yes everything I said up there I am/was/have done. I'm sorry? I'm scared? All these things I feel with no way to let them what would you do? Cause I have no ideas... Some days I just wanna up and call it quits, I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks, Everytime I go to get up I just fall in piss, My life's like one great big ball of shit, If I could just put it all in all I spit, Instead I always try to swallow it, Instead of staring at this wall and shit, While I sit writers block sick of all this shit, Can't call it shit. All I know is I'm about to hit the wall, If I have to see another one of mom's alcoholic fits. This is it, last straw, thats all, thats it. I ain't dealing with another fucking politic. I'm like a skillet, bubblin' until it filters up I'm about to kill it, I can feel
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Late Night Thoughts
I sit here in my thoughts - all of the things I've done and said. I wonder what other ways of life that I could of chose, other ways of life I could of lead. The people who I've crushed, the ones who have broken my heart ... no matter how much inner bruising I'll always stay alarmed; assert - you have to be ready, eventually everything falls apart.Always so confident and happy on the outside, but no one knows the half of what I hide in my mind - my soul. Sometimes I feel myself want to shatter, some of the time I just feel my heart grow so dark ... so fucking cold. Dismay seems to devour away at all the guilt and sorrow inside. All of this hurt just won't seem to abide ...Mayhem emotionally strikes my heart constantly, fuck it - I'll just drown all of it away. Maybe I can actually be someone, maybe one of these days ...  
Well fubarians...It has come that time again. :)   I will be leaving fubar indefinitely.  I will leave this page up and check it probably once a month or so.   If any one is interested in the Gypsy Queens, or the Gypsy Queen movement, please shoot me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP.    This place is not condusive to the things I have going on in my life right now.   Love my friends...the rest..pssh. :)   xoxoxo  
Late Night/ Early Morning Ramblings
There is something about my job that is starting to break part of me down I think.  I find myself being less tolerable of people who say and do what I think is stupid shit.  I have heard it all and the excuses for it all.  At least until the next day when I take more calls.  The people I talk to during my work day on the whole are pretty decent people and easy ones with which to converse.  They make my day go by swiftly and they don't bore me.  Then there are the bad ones.  It seems that, for the most part, if I see a birthday anywhere from the early 80s and up or the 50s and back, my heart sinks because I know it's going to be a difficult call.  I think that if you're under 25 there is no fucking way you need a Blackberry.  You also tend to be too dumb to operate one, and too ignorant to act respectfully to the person on the other end of the phone trying to help you.  It seems that the less you pay for your phone and your plan personally, the ruder and more obnoxious you get, and more
Latest On Mom
******Last Update******   Mom was discharged from the hospital today, came home to me and the hospice nurse has been to see her and the rest of my family.  She is resting relatively well, but is now on morphine and another laundry list of meds.  The nurse seemed to think she has 2 weeks or less left.  When we visited with her yesterday, she told us the drs said there is no hope and she said it as though she has accepted that.  I have made peace with this and have told her I love her and that it is ok for her to leave this earth and join her brother, parents and the rest of her relatives in heaven.  She is solely my responsibility during the day and my brother, although sleeping at my house still has to go to work for now.  You all have been wonderful in your support of both my mother and me and I thank you profusely for all of your words of comfort. I will try to be on occasionally while she sleeps to tell all of you personally, but can't promise how much that will happen. May God bl
Been busy lately..with things going on in my life.  Sorry not been around. Also fact is.. most of my fufamily are never on here anymore..or the very few who are.. are busy.  Think about only 3 of my family still come on much .. etc.  I come on here... to chat to my family mainly.  Yes I like to level..but now I am at a standing point on that... and I really don't my purpose is to chat when I come on.   Well since most my family has  gotten bored with fu.. or to busy, I have decided not to be on here much either.  Those I talk to,, have my yahoo.  I will soon be deleting my vip to. No use to really be paying money out.. that I could be using.  So, enough said.
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The night is silent except for the soft chirp of crickets filtering in through the window, moonlight dances with the curtains that float across the bed, and there is a warm breeze drifting up from the mountain valley below. It is as I lay staring out of my open window that I hear the soft pad of your feet against the hardwood floor as you walk down the hall. You hesitate outside my open door before you come in and walk to the bed. Once again you hesitate. Slowly, you lift up the sheet and crawl in next to me, letting the bed settle with the new presence. You lean towards me and I can feel your warm breath on my shoulder a moment before you lay your lips upon it. Your hand moves to lay atop my hip, your thumb softly stroking. I let out a sigh as your lips make their way from my shoulder to the back of my neck, blowing my hair from your path. Your hand slides from my hip to my stomach as you begin to kiss the side of my neck, nuzzling me. I lean into you and I hear you let out a strang
Late Night Thoughts.
I sit here watching ATHF and I continue my thoughts about life and death and how no matter who you think you are, you will always be remembered by what people thought of you and wether they loved or hated you.You struggle to achieve a lifestyle of comfort and status, but in the end what has all that got you? I family who's only goals are for them selves and for their status. We as a people need to recognize the bull shit that we place in material possessions , and need to value our fellow man and that each is an individual who should be able to have their own opinion. Why do we judge others by how they look and are they the same as ourselves, and measure them by how they treat others and just enjoy the time we have with each other. Life is short and the time we share is valuable. Enjoy the friends we have and the relationships we make, do not take for granted the potential each man has to improve the life of others for we are our brothers keeper. 50 years from now younger generations w
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SO i jst got back and i can't stop thinking that i probably should not have drank what i had. Thinking is a constant thing lately and there's nothing i can do about it i hate it but it doesnt stop. I can't wait for the day where i can look into his eyes and tell him i love him hold him close and be there for him when he needs me, he makes me smile each and everyday doesn't even have to try..the way he makes me feel is unbelievable and i really dont care what people say he makes me happy so fuck off and leave it alone he's my dream come true and i'm glad he's who he is there is nothing i would change if i had the choice...   HAHAH Random check list... Does he make you smile [XX] Does he make you blush [XX] Does he treat you right [XX] Is he there for you [XX] Can he make your heart race [XX] Does he make you wish you were in his arms [XX] Does he give you reason to live [XX] Does he protect you when he can [XX] Does he care [XX] Does he love you unconditionally [XX] Would
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Late Nite Party?
My friends want to have a party after the club and my loft downtown? What should I do? I have to work at 8:30 but I dont want to disappiont them. Any thoughts?
Late Night Rants
As I start writing this, I haven't yet hit the NSFW button because I am not sure where this is going to take me.  On this subject, I am very passionate. Hence the fact that after 5 years on here, I am finally writing a blog.   I have a lot of friends that are military. One thing that I hear more often then not when I am talking to them is, "My ex cheated on me while I was deployed or away for training." It does not matter the branch of service or whether the person is male or female. It still bothers me to no end.  It takes a special type of person to be able to handle the lifestyle of being a service members signifigant other. I understand this fully. But if you don't think you are up for the task, don't do it.     These men and women work extremely hard. They risk their lives, and all you can think about is someone else? They leave for months at a time and as hard as it is on us that stay at home, it is hard on them as well.    I am tired, and at the rate this is going, if I ke
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THE PRINCESS & THE HUNTER This is a story about a noble woman and her maid. They grew up together sharing every thinf like sisters.   Apon a brisk country ride on a beautiful summers day. They ride side by side chatting away about every thing, then her maid spoke about her evening withone of the young men that works around the castle. To the noble womens surprize she was rather aroused by the thought of hearing about it. Sally please go on and tell me about it. But my lady it wouldnt be lady like ifI tell you about my undoings. Sally enough with that my lady stuff, how many times have i said were almost like sisters call me by my name. Yes my lady I do appogize. Ok go on and tell me about your night with that young man. But Rebeca why do you want to hear about things that are ment to stay behind closed doors. Cause I want to know what its like so when the time comes ill know how to please the man im with. Rebeca, youll learn how to please him in do time But Sally youve had the compa
Lately   Lately I feel so small Or maybe its just that my bed has grown I never noticed it before but you were there So how was I to know   That this single bed Was always meant for two Not just anyone It was meant for me and you   And now your halfway round the world And im just a day behind Nothin seems to fill the hole That I have since you left my side You'll always be my little girl Though I cant hold you tonight And now your halfway round the world
So here's whats up. I know everyone hates blah blah blah Debbie Downer shit. But just needed to vent a little. As much as I've been down lately, I've came to realize, that it's time I just do me and make myself happy for once. Although making others happy is what makes me happy, it seems that I'm not given a chance to do that. So in turn, its time to just focus on me and attempt to just make myself happy.  Seems that those that say they're there anytime I might need them, in fact are rarely able to be found. Also, seems like they could care less. But when Im not able to be there for them, then Im the biggest asshole in the world. I try to be there for others as much as possible, but just seems it isnt enough. Would be nice for once for someone to stay true to their word. I can only do so much, and if its not good enough, then Im sorry.  But with that all said, there's only one thing left to say really. Either you're a part of the process or you're not. It's up to you.
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We live to die, Die is our end but we live with fun and work, fun and work destroye life, our way of live is the way we kill life, Our world is life, we are killing it, Recycle is a kind of survival. I love green place, a green world.
Well Joe, Guy and I have decided it's best if the Latina Mafia is no more. Only because of all the drama that has happened within the past couple of days. We need to know who wants to truly be a part of this group. We have decided to create a new group, with a new name and new meaning. For the previous Latina members. If you want to stay in the group....let us know. If you don't let us know that as well. The new group will be just for getting to know each other, no bombing or anything like that. We will have meetings that will be up to you if you want to be in those. But just let us know. And sorry the Latina Mafia has to end. But it needs to be done. Thank you all! Danyell So most of you know that our Godfather (Joe) and Godmother (Mari aka Chica) have split up. Well now that has left us to question what is going to happen with the "Latina Mafia". Well right now Joe, Guy and myself are trying to make a decision as to what happens. What I have mentioned to Joe is that I think the n
Latinos Solamente!!! Que harian si una chica con la que has sido amiga por mucho tiempo, que es guapisimas y que ademas la has visto desnuda un sin numero de veces, se ofrece para ensenarte lo que se siente estar con otra chica?? Yo no soy lesbiana, me encantan los hombres!!!!! Pero tengo curiosidad.....Que hago??
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Hey FU Peeps there's a new lounge called Latin American Xchange... Plays the hottest in Reaggaeton and had just opened.. Looking foe bouncers and greeters.. If intrested hit me up or just subsrcibe to the lounge
Latin American Xchange
LATINOS aren't cute, we're so FUCKIN BANGIN!! LATINOS don't just kiss, we make out. LATINOS don't relax, we chill. LATINOS don't dance, perreamos. LATINOS don't talk bad, we talk shit. LATINOS lips arent just hot, their the lips you wish you could kiss. LATINOS don't do it, we do it Suavecito. LATINOS are the people you could ALWAY'Z trust. LATINOS are the best REGGAET0N dancers LATINOS aren't nice, we're the shit. LATINOS aren't cool, we are a chevere! LATINOS are sexy! LATINOS have urges to fuck someone up.. LATINOS have bad ass tempers LATINOS is one nationality that u don't want to FUCK With!! LATINOS stick together... LATINOS are blessed when they are born because now were proud to tell everybody that we are LATINOS! LATINOS are...there isn't enough words that could explain how and who LATINOS are.! People envy us because they know we are better!!!! No nationality is more BANGIN then LATINOS!!!!!!!! && EVE
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Very Important for you to be aware of a new bill HR 45 introduced into the House. This is the Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sale Act of 2009. We just learned yesterday about this on the Peter Boyles radio program. Even gun shop owners didn't know about this because it is flying under the radar. To find out about this - go to any government website and type in HR 45 or Google HR 45 Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sales Act of 2009. You will get all the information. Basically this would make it illegal to own a firearm - any rifle with a clip or ANY pistol unless: •It is registered •You are fingerprinted •You supply a current Driver's License •You supply your Social Security # •You will submit to a physical & mental evaluation at any time of their choosing •Each update - change or ownership through private or public sale must be reported and costs $25 - Failure to do so you automatically lose the right to own a firearm and are subjec
Laugh It Up...this Is All I Have Left.
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29.
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Subject: : Hollywood squares    It's good when you occasionally laugh out loud.    THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER     Hollywood Squares:  These great questions and answers are from the days when '   Hollywood  Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..  Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughe
Laughter Of A Child
Laughter arose from a garden in witch no one was in. A breeze blew from the fields and laughter came with in it. I looked from my window for miles in the direction from which the sound came from, but not one child or being was there. It was the laughter of children playing, which reminded me of the days I played as a child. But now, I was stuck in this house, cooped up with no where to go. Days went by and and days seemed to be the same. My house was full of people that didn't seem to care if I was there or not. But I still felt empty inside this house. People cared for me, but it was not the love and laughter I wanted out of life like when I was a child. I was just happy to have a friend who played with me. I cared to go back to those days, but we cant go back. I just hope and pray I one day find what I was looking for. The laughter of the child inside me again.
Looking over my shoulder realizing I should be watching the lil ones instead of trying to figure this out lol I have come to realize that could be a big mistake giggles lets just say this pudding everywhere on their clothes...face..hands...floor..omg what I a mess and instead of being upset I am laughing...who said laughter was the best medicine is sorta right...peace
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by both manly and Rosie Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. here they are.. 1. I make snow angels every time it snows. 2. I am a perfectionist. 3. My first lover after my divorce was a Chippendale Dancer who travelled the world with the troupe. Damn, that guy had some great moves!! 3. After making love, I NEED one piece of dark chocolate, in the shape of a heart, wrapped in red, gold or silver foil. It has to be cold and straight from the frig. (acquired this quirk from my Chippendale friend) 4. I once, by accident, had sex live on the radio, which was broadcast over the entire state of Indiana. The weird thing was...I really enjoyed
Laugther, Terrors, Tears And Me ;)
I'mGuest_nigthmareshomeon my myspace addy is well last not was a nigthmare no sleep and cold. found a nice to crash in the woods near the river but as soon as i got comfable something or someone started to move a around near me anouther bum or a raccoon with rabies who know. i got out and stayed up all nigth a coffe joint i'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired but i can not yet got to park and take a nap. because i called the sheters and one said maybe there have a bed but i have to call again later in the afternoon to check. i have to spend more moeny that i cannot afford and get my hopes up for a maybe it getting bad anuff to scream allready.
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You're a 90's kid if: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) ev
Laughter And Giggles (funny Things)
When in sorrow, call John 14 When men fail you, call Psalm 27 If you want to be fruitful, call John 15 When you have sinned, call Psalm 51 When you worry, call Matthew 6:19-34 When you are in danger, call Psalm 91 When God seems far away, call Psalm 139 When your faith needs stirring, call Hebrews 11 When you are lonely and fearful, call Psalm 23 When you grow bitter and critical, call 1 Corinthians 13 For Paul's secret to happiness, call Col. 3:12-17 For idea of Christianity, call 2Corinthians 5:5-19 When you feel down and out, call Romans 8:1-30 When you leave home for labor or travel, call Psalm 121 When your prayers grow narrow or selfish, call Psalm 67 For a great invention/opportunity, call Isaiah 55 When you want courage for a task, call Joshua 1 How to get along with fellow men, call Roman 12 When you think of investments/returns, call Mark 10 If you are depressed, call Psalm 27 If your pocketbook is
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I must send my thanks to whomever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money for charity, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an emai
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK I was shopping at the local super market where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you are absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." Calmness in our lives I am p
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Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Madonna All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Henry Youngman To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'. Rita Rudner This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?' Judy Tenuta Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. Jean Kerr Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. Tim Allen I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags. Gwyneth Paltrow Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach & picks it up. Suddenly, a female genie appears from the bottle. "Master, may I grant you one wish?" says th
Laugh Til You Shit In Ur Pants
This what normally happens at every party you go to so watch ur yourselves..... someone might stuff a dildo up your ass. LOL!!!! Girl passes out drunkAdd to My Profile | More Videos Music Video:3D ANIMATED SEX (by Funny Videos)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Music Video:FUNNY CAT VIDEOS (by Funny Videos)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
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im gonna live.. at least they made it to the superbowl, im happy for that!! game was going so great then colts kicked thier ass.. grrrrrr. still love da bears 4 ever!! GO BEARS! The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and s
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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers" He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the concerned and confused homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the pit bull."
Laughs For The Soul :)
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not Allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" Then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was Pretending To be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and Give me A Few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What Are you Doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a Couple Of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And Where do you think you're going?" / (You're gonna love this.....) / She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark." I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
Laugh Of Century To: U.S. Congress We the undersigned, contending that no sane man would knowingly and willfully cause the deaths of more than 200,000 Iraqis with an absolutely unjustified war, find that George W Bush did exactly that. We also contend that George W Bush is directly responsible for the deaths of between 1,300 and 1,400 U.S. soldiers since March of 2003. We the undersigned, petition the Congress of the United States to demand that George W Bush submit to a psychiatric examination. If it is then determined he is any variation of nuts, runamuck, balmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, certifiable, crackers, crazy, daft, demented, demoniacal, deranged, harebrained, haywire, idiotic, loco, loony, loopy, maniacal, non compos mentis, possessed, psychopathological, psychotic, stark @#$%ing raving mad, of unsound mind and/or just plain mentally ill, as the 25th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States provides, he shall be:
Laugh ! That Is An Order
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'. The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied stripper... Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had commi
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“Oh, my God! Did you hear what Rosie said?” Sadly, this weekly refrain around the water coolers and 24-hour news networks of America is now a thing of the past. Now that O’Donnell has left the daytime TV chat-fest “The View,” the show’s ratings will most likely tumble into oblivion and the country will have lost an important provocateur of political debate. Rosie is wrong about everything (save the fact that she should be able to marry any consenting adult she wishes), but her public expression of the paranoia of the left in such a mainstream forum was just about to pay big dividends for those who oppose her point of “view.” O’Donnell’s addition to Barbara Walter’s coffee klatch a year ago was perfect timing for O’Donnell, the still unfunny former comic and second-rate actress. She arrived just as the country had decided it had had too much of the war in Iraq and President Bush, who, many believed, had bungled everything. The sort of political commentary that got Michael
Laughs From The 'other' Head
The penis............... Dear Management, I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1- I do physical labor 2- I work at great depths 3- I plunge head first into everything I do 4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off 5- I work in a damp environment 6- I don't get paid overtime 7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation 8- I work in high temperatures 9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 1- You can not work 8 hours straight 2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods 3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team 4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations 5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to sta
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One day you'll be suprised to see me beside you. You and me laughing, you and me crying, you and me dreaming, you and me holding on, together... Just you and me sitting in a fuckin mental hospital. But i'll still love you mate even though i won't know who the fuck you are!
A Laugh For The Ladies!
Subject: Oil Change Instructions Oil Change Instructions for Women: >> 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the >> last oil change. >> 2) Drink a cup of coffee >> 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly >> maintained vehicle. >> >> Money spent: >> Oil Change: $ 20.00 >> Coffee $ 1.00 >> Total: $ 21.00 Oil Change Instructions for Men : >> 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of >> oil, oil filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check >> for $50.00. >> 2) Stop by 7-11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive >> home. >> 3) Open a beer and drink it. >> 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. >> 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. >> 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. >> 7) Place drain pan under engine. >> 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. >> 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. >
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
so, im in a contest!, and i need a butt load of comments to win! anyone want to help out!? ill fan rate whatever in return! thanks! copy n paste linky to october 8th -sighs- that will make 3 years to the day that my very very very very close friend Dan passed away. he was a little more then a friend, but it never went anywhere. i cant belive its been 3 years, i still cant believe it happened. i keep thinkin that i will wake up one day, and ill get online, and there he will be...bitching at someone in a chatroom but im not getting into any sappy, emo, depressed moments about this now, i still have a week or two before it starts to kick in that the time of year is actually here.. but i wrote this almost 3 years ago after he died.. I'd go back If I was given a wish, Just one, Only one wish. Which I could wish anything, Anything in the whole world. I'd wish to go
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Dear friends, fans, and comments, I will get in touch with all of you as soon! Lou had lung cancer, and had to have his middle lobe removed, along with his lym[h nodes. He is in stable condition. I will be in touch soon...Thank you all, so much for all my comments and friend request. I will recipricate, soon as I can. Luv Ya! Dolly Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at
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Laugh Of The Day!
Edward has had the hots for Lucy, a woman in his office. Finally one day he cannot stand the tension anymore. He approaches her and says, "I will give you $100.00 just to let me screw you." As she begins to protest he says, "I will just throw the money on the floor and when you bend over to pick it up I'll take you from behind. I'll be done before you finish picking up the cash." She thinks about this and calls her boyfriend. After she explains everything to him he says, "Ask for $200.00 and pick it up real fast. You will be done before he gets his pants down." She tells Edward the terms and he agrees. After an hour her boyfriend is getting nervous and she finally calls him. He asks, "What happened? Why did you take so long to call me back?" And she replies, "The Bastard paid me in coins!" A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she ta
Laughing At Em..
Is it human nature to do the things we do? I mean we water and fertilize our lawn just to moan and groan cause we have to mow once or twice a week. We buid 60 story buildings on fault lines. Cars are made to reach speeds of 100+ miles per hour only to be driven on roads with 70 miles per hour limit which should be driven at 55 mph due to the poor maintanence. We have all these fast food places, complain if we are not served in under 40 seconds and then whine cause the majority of us are over weight. Texting has become so popular that we are loosing sight of elocution and punctuation. We spend the majority of our time online and wonder why we have no actual friends. I will add more to this later they pop into my head.......
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IS Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? The following is supposedly an actual question given on a American University chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world
Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Porn Magazine Stash 3.1, Drunken Boys Night Out at a Strip Club 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Can you please help me!!!??? Thanks, A TROUBLED USER ------------------------------------------------------------ Dear TROUBLED USER, This is a very common problem men complain a
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First god created earth, then he rested... Then he created man, then he rested... Then he created women and no one has rested since! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever gave the most would be able to pick three hymns. After the offering plates were passed about the church, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had graciously offered a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady in the back of the church shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front, so she slowly she made her way towards him. The pastor told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much, and in thanks he aske
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Laugh You Sods!
The Big Survey of Trivialness(Read it you sods!) 1. In one sentence, explain what ended your last relationship: Itching. 2. What made you smile today? Vinegar Strokes. 3. What were you doing this morning at 8a.m.? Relieved I had got through 7.59 am unscathed. 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Dreaming of Dave. 5. Something that happened to you in 1985? Found out that Father Christmas is my dad, I was an Elf and my Mum was a Reindeer. 6. Your prom night? I have done a lot of Promenading down Southend Pier...Does that count? 7. Last thing you said aloud? "Ooooh yours is so big and it turns green if you hold it too long". 8. Last thing someone else said aloud? "Nice marrow darling" 9. Worst thing currently on television: This Blue hooped china ball that I paid the extravagent price of £1.50 for from some shop in Barry(Place in Wales) when Jules and I were searching for KY Jelly that doesn't make a noise...Honestly that is true....Just ask Jules:-)Oh and that Noel Ed
Laugh Your Ass Off
You may have read the following before - but it's always good for a laugh out loud - even better, try to read it out loud to someone else!    Dear Friends, the mind is a wonderful thing; curiosity is not a wonderful thing. To much of one and not enough of the other in the wrong hands can be lethal in some cases.  My wife is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a LifeTime movie in the near future. Here goes...............  Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn (Name of the establishment changed to protect the innocent) that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled). I bought something really cool for my wife. The occasion was our anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my sweet girl. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized
Laughing At Fools
Why is it that the people who have a lot of money and expensive possesions are 90% of the time a bunch of fat asses who can't fit into a photograph? In the old days a person who worked hard was thin and fit or muscular and fit, they made enough money and were happy. Now you have these children of that past generation, well fed, spoiled, fat and I mean fat. The problem is the system we have is also the problem. They reward these useless people with high paying jobs which are behind a desk. They're non-producers and fat consumers, given the authority to tell people  what to do, who get paid a fraction of the fat asses salary. No wonder why this country is failing, but that's good. You see the real brains, the real men and women who see what I see, are in the background preparing to be independant. Call it what you like, call these people names, it won't matter. When the internet fails, your Fubar profile will mean nothing. That's the hilarious part, your dollar is fiat currency and your
The Launchpad
Is it me or does it seem like most african americans get let off easy. im excluding some of the struggles they have with poverty and such. they believe they have the upper hand on the white society and they do.whenever there is a problem involving a white and a black it is tried to be played off by the whites and made a race issue from the blacks.this is not true for all cases but most , that the african americans believe that they are owed something for how their ancestors were treated so horribly years ago and most take advantage of the situation.i mean who can blame them im sure most people(whites included) would walk all over someone if you let them.why is it that blacks can say "nigger" to their friends or just in basic conversation, however if a white was involed seeming to use it as an adjective all hell would break lose.even though whites and blacks co-exist(as they should) alot better now , the society of america and even the world have kinda brushed the race issue under the r
The Laundromat
It was an average night we always liked going to the laundromat at night it was usually dead at that time and we had free run of the place. So picking the machines you took the dark, I took the whites. Loading the cloths I noticed you have your play cloths in them garters thongs stockings. I started remembering the night before The fun we had Making Love over and over the playful bites and kisses. You glanced over at me and saw the grin I was wearing and you saw your things in my hands. You smiled saying be a good Boy. I laughed and we went back to doing the cloths. After loading the Machines we sat around talking and I leaned In to kiss you you looked so beautiful sitting there . I kissed you softly and you reached your hand around my neck pulling me closer to you. Biting my lip gently yet a light pain shot through me. You asked me what I had been grinning at I told you I was remembering our love making and it made me smile. You smiled and said to me Well we have never h
Laundromat & Car Woes
I just got back home at 8 pm after a day of work, right after work went to the laundromat and the dryers ran but without heat because they ran out of propane, and I just got back home after a 32 mile drive to find a horrible burning smell coming from my driver's front side wheel - it appears the disc brake caliper has frozen and is cooking the brake pads. I'm not angry it's just more 'tests' in my life and at least the owner provided a refund on the money I put in the dryer.
Laurie And Ben Forever
My baby is over again. Arrived Thursday night. Entered the house with a big kiss and hug! We cuddled all night..well that's when we wern't making love. Ben and Jon(my son) met things are going good. Can't wait to spend all weekend with them both. Ben is bringing me to meet his dad tomorrow. I am looking forward to it. Today is it, the love of my life moves in. We enter a new chapter today. We are both so excited. Our love has only grown stronger over the past 8 months of dating. I am so excited. Ben is on his way down here to see me and its only Wednesday, that means I have him all to myself til monday morning. I get to cuddle with him for like 5 nights. Not to mention the incredible making love for 5 nights. He is meeting me at my office for a BIG arrival kiss and hug before he goes to our apt in MA.
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This is my first day on cherryTAP and so far I am loving it.... It is way better than myspace! Everyone seems sooooo nice and I can't wait to meet new people and make new friends! Well I gotta go! Hit me up, add me, and leave me cherries!!!! Thanks, April aka Laurilynn
naughty application Body: 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will u have sex with a stranger for me?(with pics) 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? See who will fill this out and resend it....I will
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ye gods will this cold never end? fever..chills..runny nose..bleh back to the couch for me I had no idea about the link between the Lifestyle and Wonder Woman..gosh i'm feeling unobservant lol Here's a link about the topic and about her creator William Moulton Marston. He was a psychologist who invented the precurser to the lie detector. He was also a polyamorist and loved bondage. It's fairly long reading but really interesting! a quote"In modern terms, Wonder Woman might be best described as a "bi poly switch."
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The Laura Peel Benefit Concert
We've organized an event to help a good friend of ours out. Laura Peel is a 22 year-old mother of two whose been recently diagnosed with advanced melanoma. As she's almost constantly undergoing treament one-hundred miles away from her job, she's unable to work to pay for the medical bills she's racking up. She's going to need a community effort behind her to see her through this, and this is what we aim to achieve. She's been an active member of the local music scene since she's been able to get herself into bars(which was in early high school), and we've been friends for just as long. The great thing about this woman is her attitude about her affliction: her disposition hasn't been affected in the least. She's been facing her endeavor with courage and a smile, and she isn't asking for any of this. She doesn't have to. The event will be hosted @ Suck Bang Blow Four Corners in Garden City on saturday, April 21 @ 4 PM. 6 bands including AFTERMATH, CIRCLES IN AUTUMN, PRIMO NOCTIS
Entré apresurado y con mucho hambre en el restaurante. Escogí una mesa bien lejos del movimiento, porque quería aprovechar los pocos minutos que disponía en aquel día para comer y corregir algunos errores de programación en un sistema que estaba desarrollando, además de planear mi viaje de vacaciones, cosa que hace mucho tiempo no tengo. Pedí un filete de salmón con alcaparras en mantequilla, una ensalada y un zumo de naranja, a fin de cuentas, hambre es hambre, pero régimen es régimen ¿no es verdad?. Abrí mi PC portátil y me asustó aquella voz bajita detrás mío: - ¿Señor, no tiene unas moneditas? - No tengo, muchacho. - Sólo una monedita para comprar pan. - Está bien, yo compro un pan para ti. Para variar, mi casilla de entrada está llena de e-mail. Quedé distraído al ver poesías, lindas presentaciones, riendo con los chistes malos... - Señor, pida margarina y queso para ponerle al pan.... Percibo en esos momentos que el niño se había quedado allí. -Ok. Voy a pe
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lately ive been feeling down. not sure why. just feel as if the world around me is crashing. nothing seems to go right. i sit and try to get my mind off of things. it never really helps. enough of my blabing i hope you all have an awesome week
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Laura's Blog
I love to blog, so you'll see my do it often. I don't have much to say right now. Just sort of checking out what all I can do on here. Write more later.  ", you want to start a fire, it only takes a spark. You gotta get behind the wheel,  if youre ever gonna drive that car. If you wanna take a bite, you better have the teeth. You wanna take that step, then get up off of your knees."-Bon Jovi I have been feeling pretty lost and alone lately.  Very depressed.  Confused.  I don't know what I'm doing;  what I'm supposed to be doing with my time, not even my whole life.  Just day to day is difficult.   Not much else to say.  Just alone.
Lava Lamp
Lavendar Stars
It is my hope that when you read this you are able to walk away with something that allows you to continue on your journey. Mizery we are friends... always have been.. always will be... I am sorry that your heart is so heavy. Tears My heart is heavy... it feels as though I can not breath ... I want to curl up into a ball and just disappear ... there is a sob welled up in my chest begging to be released ... my soul is filled with tears... I fear that if I open the flood gates I will drown ... I look at my reflection in the mirror... I remember you ... tear stained face ... sad dark eyes ... barely a smile on my lips ... I thought for sure that you were gone ... I thought that I had seen the last of you and your tortured soul ... why have you come back to taunt me? Are you here to remind me that I will never be free of you? How do I make peace with you? ... I need you to be my equal, not someone who wants to tear me down ... How do I make you a part of me that makes me stronger and
Lavender Blues
I met a new friend the other day and I can't remember the last time that I found someone that liked to have simple and long conversations. We talked for over an hour on the phone and the only reason we had to say goodbye was my phones battery was at its end. We talked about nothing in particular just a little of this and that. It was just what the doctor ordered for me. I feel like I've known him my whole life even though we've only known each other a few days. I feel so alive inside now because I have found someone that just wants to talk to me. He tells me about the places he knows and its like I can see them in my head. It's hard to find someone that is able to make the stories come alive in the telling and I am certainly glad I've found another who can do that for me. So this blog is to thank the creators of cherry tap for helping me find such a wonderful friend. I know this friendship that I have started to build will last me for the rest of my life, and I owe it al
I found the drivers for my crappy webcam and submitted my salute! Now I wait... My phone was stolen, and until I get another one, no salute for me!
Laveau House
Laveau House ( . . Place: At the Laveau House - Location: 1020 St. Ann Street, New Orleans, LA. 70116. *Some people report that the spirit of Marie and her followers still conduct wild voodoo ceremonies this house. * Her detailed apparition has been seen walking down St. Ann Street, attired in a long white dress, wearing her tignon, which is a scarf with seven knots in it. * In a drug store on St. Anne Street, her apparition slapped a man in the face when he failed to acknowledge her presence. She then floated to the ceiling. The owner of the store witnessed the whole thing. Still Haunted? Yes.   Marie Laveau House Laveau House Legend has it that MarieLaveau lived in a house at 1020 St. Ann Street. best known and most revered
Laviathan Smiles
I found this old letter while deleting some old files today. Looking back, I wish I would have sent it. I almost never reread things I write, but I read this, not bad. I should have sent it huh? A love letter to you 12/26/2005 Dumb girl, A love letter to your heart. A letter your eyes will never see. You have me you dumb girl. There is no need for your games. No need for your being so coy. See, I know your heart. I know I am in it, even though you dont want me to know it just yet. Some secrets you cant keep to yourself. Some secrets arent secrets at all. I already know. Take my hand, walk with me a while. We can talk of nothing for the rest of our lives. We can share everything we see as we stay by each others side. The smallest things, and the worst life brings to our feet. Together we can make what ever we want to make of it. Even at your worst, I am still by your side. No matter how you decide to be, I am with you. I will stay by you, never changing how I feel to
Lavirgo's Blog Shit
I'mGuest_lavirgo2004on "Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore. "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore- Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!" Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore." ------------------------------------------------- ABOVE IS MY FAVORITE PART OF "THE RAVEN" WRITTEN BY EDGAR ALLEN POE. I LOVE ART AND I LOVE POETRY.I CONCIDER ART TO BE ALL A ROUND US. YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF SOMETHING OR DRAW OR PAINT SOMETHING OR EVEN BUILD SOMETHING FOR IT TO BE ART. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN AND YOU WILL SEE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART EVER CREATED.... AND THE CREATER WHO FORMED IS............GOD! KEEP IN MIND YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR ART THAT WAS MEANT TO BE FREE AND SEE BY
Laviana Sweetwater
JUST INCASE SOME OF YA'LL STILL SLEEPIN & think big girls are gross.... Ya better step ur game up in '07 Get BBW Graphics General codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts yep...thats right...this situations definetly needs to be addressed cuz some ol GILMORE AZZ girl cant read. Im not a blog writer...but this shyt gotta stop!! Okay people...please lend me ur ear & ur time... Now in life we all learn that if u dont like sumthin u leave that shyt alone. If someone spits on you...u aint gon stand there & let em spit on u...either u gon move or knock they damn teeth out right??? I shouldnt even have to address this shyt....cuz its all ova our pages!!!! If u stumbles on our shyt & dont like what we have to say...or what we got displayed...hit the back button on ur page...there' no need to comment or start some "SAVED BY THE BELL DRAMA"...jus exit stage right. I dont know ol girls name...nor do i thang ya know...she'll have babyjesus tryin to kick us off...b
La Vie Est Douleur
I feel distress inside me... Self-hate won't let me be. How to eliminate this passion, when for myself I feel no compassion? My features...unsightly and dull, It is a fact, not being cruel. I am blue and everyone is red, They are alive, I feel dead. In a shallow world I dwell, I don't belong, it feels like hell. I wish I was of the beautiful people, But my body and mind are mutinous. No hope for change or felicity I see. Just to accept fate I must agree. Forever one separate from the crowd, until I am covered in my death shroud. Yesterday I was having a conversation with a female friend and she says that the main reason I am single is the fact that I don't have a car. According to her, all women look for 3 things in a guy: that he has a job, that he got his own place to live and that he has a car. I got a good job and I got my own place. But, if she is right, the fact that I don't have a car seems to be what keeps me single. I just can't agree with tha
La Vida Tombola
Singer : Manu Chao Song & Lyrics : Manu Chao Si yo fuera Maradona viviria como el Si yo fuera maradona frente a cualquier porteria Si yo fuera maradona nunca m'equivocaria Si yo fuera maradona perdido en cualquier lugar La vida es una tombola de noche y de dia la vida es una tombola y arriba y arriba... Si yo fuera maradona viviria como el amigos y lo que venga a mil por cien... si yo fuera maradona saldria en mondovision para gritarle a la FIFA que ellos son el gran ladron ! la vida es una tombola de noche y de dia... la vida es una tombola y arriba y arriba... Si yo fuera maradona viviria como el porque el mundo es una bola que se vive a flor de piel si yo fuera maradona frente a cualquier porqueria nunca me equivocaria si yo fuera maradona y un partido que llamar si yo fuera maradona perdido en cualquier lugar la vida es una tombola de noche y de dia la vida es una tombola
La Vida De Jacky
Buen, pues, soy Jacky. Espero poder darles unos cuantos enlaces en la vida y carrera mia. Chequen de vez en cuando para ver en que lios me estoy metiendo. I don't know how to translate that all, but I try. Come to the blog, and see what problems I am getting myself into. I hope that is right. If anyone else is bilingual, please help. I appreciate I went to see him in concert the other night, and I was impressed. That man can sing so great. I posted some of his songs on the Stash if you want to see him. Thank you for teaching me how to use the Stash
La Vie Boheme
OK, so this is what I write... enjoy! (it's not finished yet lol) LA VIE BOHEME   You had left me to entertain myself while you went to watch Leeds play. I knew you were going to be gone for the whole afternoon so I made the most of my time and explored my new surroundings. After spending some time looking around the shops, and having bought the most delicious underwear, I decided to take a tea-break. Settling into a small leather sofa in a cosy tea shop just off of the Millennium Square, oversized coffee cup in hand, I watch the world go by. I’m aware of the other customers but one particular woman stands out. Hiding behind my sun-glasses I watch her for a few minutes. Her long wavy hair lays tousled down her back, her bangs falling forward obscuring the view of her face as she reads, she’s dressed in a long skirt and vest top in bright colours. Her top has tiny mirror sequins that catch the sun when she moves. I love that look, the earth mother, the voluptuous goddes
Common methods of torture and abuse in the People’s Republic of China   Beatings and kicks            Almost every detainee in China has to, or has had to, suffer being beaten and kicked. This method of abuse, by far the most common, is often especially noticeable after release from detainment, as some victims possess extensive bruises and injuries on their bodies. However, a range of torture victims have reported that in the weeks prior to their release from camps or prisons they were no longer tormented by beatings and other methods of torture which leave obvious external marks. Beatings, like other methods of torture, inflict wounds upon victims which in most cases do not receive any medical attention, or receive it far too late. Infections and more serious pain caused further abuse are the consequence. With leather belt and belt buckleThe victim lies on the ground or stands against the wall and is flogged with the leather belt fr
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One-on-one in the backyard Sponsored by: Less lethal issues in law enforcement Sponsored by TASER International with Capt. Greg Meyer (ret.) by Columnist Greg Meyer Sponsored by TASER A true story recently ended in a county jurisdiction with a reputation of being very favorable toward law enforcement: It was a gun-burglary crime involving a suspect who had a record for assaulting officers. A long, dangerous pursuit. A cold, dark night. A minor crash. And the foot chase is on. You’re in plainclothes. You have your gun and handcuffs. But no pepper spray or TASER. Your back-up officers are closing in. Or so you think. Over the fence you go. In the dimness you see the suspect trying to get over the next fence. But he falls. You’ve got him at gunpoint. He gives up. Or so you think. He gets up, but only into a crouch. You see his hands, empty but near his waistband, then near his ankle. He won’t stand up. He won’t lie down. “Hey, come
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Lawd This Is So True!
When you're gone, they forget about you life goes on without you and even though im doin a bid about YOU, they took MY life and now i live without you Still the Feds cant' get a thing up out you mouth closed and they still seem to doubt you "youz a snitch" but when you was gettin' that paper You was they "people" they didn't bitch about you They quick to run up on ya and out the lights about you see now how the streets can do without you, how quick they move on and just forget about you No money, no letters, no commissary, can't even get a collect call up out you Lifes lessons learned without you it's been so long, my "friends" are gone, the time will come and i will be home Guess what Playa, when it do, im gone be on top and WONT GIVE A F*!# ABOUT YOU!!!
Law Enforcement At It's Best
Towns County sheriff charged with cover-up in shooting GBI says Rudy Eller admitted he helped hide deputy's gun By RHONDA COOK The Atlanta-Journal Constitution Published on: 07/31/07 The Towns County sheriff has been released on $250,000 bond on charges he tried cover up for his chief deputy, who is accused to shooting up the house of his wife's lover. According to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, Sheriff Rudy Eller turned himself in at the White County Detention Center Tuesday morning. He is charged with tampering with evidence, making false statements, obstruction, hindering the apprehension of a criminal and violation of his oath of office. According to an affidavit used to bring the charges, Gary Dean had told Eller earlier this month that he was afraid of Chief Deputy Eddie Osborn because of his relationship with Osborn's wife, Michelle. Dean reported 10 shots fired at his house in Towns County on July 9 and said he believed Osborn was responsible. Eller as
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The Law Is The Law!
THE LAW IS THE LAW! So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life. I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. Af
The Law Is The Law!!!!
So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it.I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen.I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life. I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving &Easter. After all, it's just another day.I'd like the US
The Law Is The Law
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Lawmakers Submit To Obamacare- Accidentally
If it's good enough for the American people, it should be good enoughfor Washington lawmakers, right? Maybe.In their haste to pass Obama's healthcare overhaul, liberals inCongress overlooked one detail-they have inadvertently madethemselves ineligible for the top-notch health care plans previouslyavailable to them through the Federal Employees Health BenefitsProgram, and instead have accidentally subjected themselves to thedisastrous effects of Obamacare.The Congressional Research Service released a report detailing theprovisions in Obama's healthcare reform bill that would requiremembers of Congress and their staffs to surrender their FEHBP coveragein exchange for nationalized insurance. This would leave Congress inan interesting quandary: since the federal exchange will not takeeffect until 2014, the members and their staff would be left withoutinsurance until then. Jerry Markon of the Washington Post writes: "The confusion was one ofseveral potential problems that congressional Rep
Lawn Mowing Weather
Saturday morning, I read a bulletin on myspace that said "In Loving Memory of Missi Holderman". FUCK! I dont live in South Florida anymore. I havent since 1996. But I GREW UP there. That is my home, or the place I have always called home because it was where I was born and raised. Missi was a friend of mine. After Hurricane Andrew, she was one of my best. When I first found out the details of her death, I was mad, Then, on the way to work, the sadness hit and I began crying as I drove down the road. My daughter was in the car with me. She said, "Mom, whats wrong?" I replied "Nothing baby." She said, "Why are you crying?" I said, "I'm sorry, baby. Mommy just found out an old friend has died." She said, "So thats not good is it?" I said, "No baby, its not." She said, "Did you love her?" Thats when I lost it. I once found Missi on myspace, about four months ago. I sent her a message to see how she was. She was fine. She isn't anymore. She is gone now. Forever. La
Lawn Jockeys
The Legend Of Jocko, The Black Lawn Jockey Explained by Deanna Dahlsad: Some claim it is to validate and honor Jocko Graves, the son of a free black soldier named Thomas Graves, who fought with George Washington. The story goes that Washington assigned the youth to safely remain on the Pennsylvania shore with the horses while they crossed the Delaware. Jocko was also to keep a lantern burning so George and the soldiers would know where to return after battle. When Washington and his army returned they discovered Jocko had frozen to death — still holding the horses and the lit lantern. The story continues that Washington was so moved by Jocko’s devotion that he commissioned a statue in Jocko’s honor. Titled “Faithful Groomsman” the statue stood at Mount Vernon in honor of the young patriot. ... But Professor Kenneth Goings ... says this legend isn’t true. And in an October interview with ‘The Daily Journal’ Goings says the lawn jockeys are “very, very much racist symbols” an
The Law Of Repulsion
It has been said that 'God works in mysterious ways' That events come in to our lives, good and bad, and we have no control over what really goes on. Now, that's true, if that's the way you view Life. Law of Repulsion "Juxtaposed coherent aggregates vibrating in discord are mutually repelled." So what does that mean? A 'coherent aggregate' is the sum total of a group or collection of different objects that have 'decided' to act as one. So, we are indeed a coherent aggregate. All matter, sound, noise, etc. is comprised of vibration. Thoughts are vibrations Emotions are VERY strong vibrations The underlying fabric of creation, is Consciousness. Meaning that Mind itself, is at the base of all things. This mind has no thoughts of its own. It is the Universal Mind as a Field of Infinite Potential & Possibility What this means is that the Cosmos, the Universe, the One Mind(All the same thing) is receptive. It's what allows creation to take place, but thi
Law Of Attraction
Do you ever wonder what draws two souls together. You go through your everyday life, passing by hundreds or maybe thousands of other souls... You pass each other with nothing more than a nod, a wink... maybe a quick smile... Most people go obliviously by without even that much of an interaction. But, every so often, there is something that pulls you out of the doldrums and routine of ordinary and a little sixth sense awakens... Do you??
Law Of Attraction Please Read
im just trying to find a door to open 1. We all work with one infinite power 2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA) 3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting 4. We are like magnets - like attract like. You become AND attract what you think 5. Every thought has a frequency. Thoughts send out a magnetic energy 6. People think about what they don't want and attract more of the same 7. Thought = creation. If these thoughts are attached to powerful emotions (good or bad) that speeds the creation 8. You attract your dominant thoughts 9. Those who speak most of illness have illness, those who speak most of prosperity have it..etc.. 10. It's not "wishful" thinking. 11. You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it 12. Choose your thoughts carefully .. you are a masterpiece of your life 13. It's OK that thoughts don't manifest into reality immediately (if we saw a picture of an elephant and it instantly appeared, that would be too soon) 14. EVERYTHING i
Law Of Attraction
****THE LAW OF ATTRACTION**** When you put out negative into the universe, you get back negative. If you put out postive, you get back postive. So, if you think postive, postive stuff will come to you. There is a really good book if you are interested in reading it. The book is The Secret by: Rhonda Bryon... dont think last name is spelled right.You might be able to look it up on the internet and find out what i am talking about. i have heard about this before, I just did not really think about it. If you change you way of thinking to postive you will see great improvement in your mood and in your every day life... I have done it. Also, instead of thinking... oh my stomach hurts... find away to either not think about it or make that thought a postive one. It helps and you may even notice that you do not hurt anymore. good luck... if you have any questions feel free to ask blessed be
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48 Laws Of Power
Niggas crack me up(And i mean every and any race on this planet type of niggas!!!) No matter how you slice it, the term "nigga" will always carry a stigma of racial subjugation and human indignities because it is derived from its predecessor "nigger", which is an imperialist term to justify treating black human beings as non-human, so that that the white man could own a black person as property and treat them like animals. But whatever. Modern black people have decided that they will own its derivative "nigga" and arbitrarily rationalize it as a term of endearment that they now own among each other. They "own" the word nigga, and they have "redefined" it to be a "positive" empowering term of endearment. Really? Can you really do that? Can you disregard centuries of inhumanity and a history of racial inequities just to redefine a piece of history on a whim? Okay. It's not my place to judge,
Laws Of The Natural Universe
Laws of the Natural Universe 1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. 2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly Proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. 5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. 6. Variation of Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time). 7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Laws Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
Law's Eclectic Bag Of Tricks
I was recently asked a rather strange question. Now, make no mistake, this question will seem completely ordinary to the vast majority of the populace, but it always strikes me as odd and illogical. Here was the question: "What should I do?" All I could answer with was something along the lines of 'do whatever makes you comfortable looking in the mirror in the morning.' Then I got hit with another odd question: "What do you mean?" I answered with something along the lines of 'you have to think with your own mind and feel with your own heart.' Like clockwork, again came the second question: "What do you mean?" I decided to elaborate a bit this time. If for any reason, probably to keep from getting asked the same question again for the 4th time. It went something like this… There are no gray areas in life, No, not one gray area. There is simply right and wrong, good and evil. You have to learn to distinguish between right and wrong before you can ever make prop
Laws That Apply
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. Law or Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
Law's Of Life
THE LAWS OF LIFE & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are wi
The 12 Laws Of Karma
THE 12 LAWS OF KARMA THE GREAT LAW As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is Happiness, Peace, Friendship, Love... Then we should BE Happy, Peaceful, Loving, a Friend. THE LAW OF CREATION Life doesn't just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself... what you what to have in your Life. THE LAW OF HUMILITY What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence. THE LAW OF GROWTH Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is we who must change and not the people, places or things around us. The only given we have in our lives is OURSE
Laws Of Attraction
How can you make relationships work better and how can you attract the right people into your life? The answer for you could be that you can use the Law of Attraction to attract more of the people you want into your life and less of the people you do not want. It is all about vibrations and the way you think about relationships that brings to you what you want. The law of attraction could also be viewed as the law of love. What it means is that like attracts like. The reason many people are experiencing such difficulties in relationships is not because they’re bad persons. They could actually be really nice people, but it is their predominant mental disposition that gets them in trouble. This may have been true for you in your past. But now you can learn how to attract the right kind of people into your life so that you can have truly lasting and great relationships. Here are 3 tips of what you can do to get started on the right tract: 1. You need to meditate to get to know
12 Laws Of Karma
-=THE GREAT LAW=- As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is happiness, peace, friendship, love... Then we should BE happy, peaceful, loving, a friend. Negative energy sent out to others will come back to you 10 fold. -=THE LAW OF CREATION=- Life doesn't just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself what you want to have in your life. -=THE LAW OF HUMILITY=- What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence. -=THE LAW OF GROWTH=- Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is WE who must change and not the people, places or things around us. The only
Laws Of Life
Law of Mechanical Repair. After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. Law of the Workshop. Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Laws of Probability . The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone. If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi . If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law . If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Law of the Bath . When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters. The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. Law of the Result. When yo
50 Laws
Preface: YES, there are other groups that list all the mistakes men make, and YES, we are aware that they exist, but they are not important in this group... focus around here is only around the funny ass mistakes that women make. And if you have a problem with that, don't bother reading any further, go back to where you came from, and spare us all the aggravation! Anyway, onto the list... 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expec
The Laws Of Gods And Men
I disapprove of both and let me tell you why. Gods are created to suite the needs of people at a certain time and place given enviromental surroundings. Case and point, Zeus was king of the gods and beneath him were the numerous demi-gods of the time, one of love, one of harvest, one of the sea, one of the sun and so on. Ancient greeks, with infinite philosophy and ideals knew, not thought but KNEW that the greeks were the chosen people. decendants of the gods lust on human women and therefore men women and children were subject to the wrath of the gods. They punished pride and strength but adhored in sexuality and "sin". Reproduction is ideal and necessary in any civilzation as it is in any society before the 15th century as more sons mean more hands to work the fields. More young men to send and die to defend lands from foreign intrusion. And more young men and women to provide more and more generations. But the Greeks KNEW the gods lived upon olympus and controlled the underworld, e
The Laws Of 8
1. You will obey orders without question. 2. Punishment shall be swift. 3. Mercy is for the weak. 4. Terror will defeat reason. 5. Your allegiance is to the clan. 6. Justice can be dictated. 7. Any Clansman may challenge for leadership of the Clan. 8. There is only one penalty - DEATH
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Lawyers ... My Favorite Stories
Hunting Attorneys US Government Department of Fish and "wildlife" Sec. 1200 1. Any person with a valid hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft. 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships. 7. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals. 8. If an attorney is elected to government office
Lawyers Really Do Stick It To You
It is quarter to 5 on a Friday. The office is nearly deserted, but I have stayed to see a potential client, a damsel in distress. My secretary buzzes me to announce that my appointment, Ms. Smith, has arrived. “Give me a second” I say and straighten myself up and throw on my suit coat. “Please show her in.” You come vamping through the door in a short, sexy black skirt, fishnet stockings, and a tight fitting blouse that shows off all of your delicious curves. I want to stand to greet you, but find that I have a significant erection and must remain seated. You approach my desk and I introduce myself "nice to meet you Ms. Smith, I am Phillip Yeraz, what can I do for you?" "Please call me Lisa,” you say. I respond in kind, “please call me Phillip. " "Lisa, before you say anything more, I have to tell you that I don't think I can help you." "But you haven't even heard my story, you don't know what sort of help I need." "I’m sorry Lisa, but that is somewhat inconsequential."
Lawyers Really Do Stick It To You (alternate Ending)
My muse again suggested an alternate ending, and as before, I tend to favor her version. Here is the version with her ending (written from her perspective). It is quarter to 5 on a Friday. The office is nearly deserted, but I have stayed to see a potential client, a damsel in distress. My secretary buzzes me to announce that my appointment, Ms. Smith, has arrived. “Give me a second” I say and straighten myself up and throw on my suit coat. “Please show her in.” You come vamping through the door in a short, sexy black skirt, fishnet stockings, and a tight fitting blouse that shows off all of your delicious curves. I want to stand to greet you, but find that I have a significant erection and must remain seated. You approach my desk and I introduce myself "nice to meet you Ms. Smith, I am Phillip Yeraz, what can I do for you?" "Please call me Lisa,” you say. I respond in kind, “please call me Phillip. " "Lisa, before you say anything more, I have to tell you that I don't t
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if >>>they aren't prepared for the answer. >>> In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called >>>his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He >>>approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" >>> >>> She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've >>>known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a >>>big disappointment to me. You lie; you cheat on your wife, and you >>>manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You >>>think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you >>>never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. >>>Yes, I know you." >>> >>> The lawyer was stunned! >>> Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and >>>asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" >>> She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since >>>he was
Lawyer Jumps From Empire State Building
Lawyer Jumps From Empire State Building AP NEW YORK (April 14) - Bystanders watched in shock as a young lawyer leaped to his death from the Empire State Building's 69th floor and part of his body plummeted to the pavement, according to witnesses and police "I cried and got sick to my stomach," said Theresa Colon, 46, a tourist from Virginia. "I pray he knew who God was." Police identified the man as Moshe Kanovsky, a lawyer in his 30s. He jumped out a law office window, they said. Witnesses said some bystanders screamed and ran - either to flee or to look -as Kanovsky's leg fell to the sidewalk on West 33rd Street at about 3 p.m. Friday. His body was later found on a landing on the 30th floor, police said. At the Europa Cafe, "everyone ran to the window" as the limb landed outside, said manager Mauricio Sanches, 32. "People were looking at it; everyone had different reactions," he said. More than 30 people have committed suicide at the Empire State Building since it
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. H
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'l l never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationsh
Lawyers Suck..they Dont Ever Return Calls
Lawyers suck! You pay them out the damn ass and they dick ya around! I wouldn't be having this problem if it wasn't for that Georgia ass who hit me n totaled my baby! I miss my blue Impala!
Lax Contest
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Lay Down My Sweet Darling
16 Layers
Well, I finally got to go away for a couple of hours and do something that relaxed me yesterday. Traci, Jason and I went to see some wrestlers in Melbourne, Florida. One of the Team 3D wrestlers named Devon was opening a brand new smoothie shop 3D Power Blendz there and we decided to go and see them. We got to see Devon, Maven and few guests were there too. It just so happened that Matt Bentley, Jamie Noble and a surprise guest was there. It was Chris Jericho. OMFG, he looked amazing and hot! He was so sweet in person too. Jason got to shake his hand and talk about his band, Traci got to stare in his gorgeous blue eyes and I got to talk to him. I was flustered the rest of the day and Traci's face was so red because she was blushing. We also actually rubbed elbows with Matt Bentley. We got pics and autographs too, in which we will scan them and I will put them in my pics later. It was an amazing experience and I'm so glad we went. I needed that good time after the crappy week I've had(
Laying Your Flag To Rest.....
thanks to those who stayed true to me through it all The Blue flag what did it mean to me? Bangin my C's, poppin dem 3', droppin dem B's flashin dem G's, tired of hearin the word freeze I dropped to my knees I told the game bitch please I sit here in tears With many fears That those who were once my boys will switch Why am i the bitch? You see i no longer have a reason to be down My old Clic 5-50 doin it for them i wont drown My strife, wont take over i put down my flag gun and knife, and take my final step into a successful life! The idea of leaving isnt an easy one its all ive known and what has raised me into who i am today.....if it wasnt for the streets i wouldnt have the incite and all the knowledge i do today to be the good person i am.....The color blue.....I love it so much its like we are inseperable and it will never leave my heart.... the color red i cant bear to see myself wear even now... its do difficult i see red and it reminds me of dyi
Lay It Down
I so long to hold you, to tast your lips so sweet, to feel the love inside you, something that we can keep, to find a way to show you, there can be a love thats real, you carry inside you all the pain you feel, I can never change the past, but I can make it heal, and show you a love, you will see and feel, a love that grows each passing day, nothing can ever take away, Just Lay It Down, together we can find a way... Aerosmith - Lay It DownMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
Laying It On The Line!!!
Feel free to comment!!! I had a moment of clarity today, I realized that not only havent i said thnks for the friendships, but i havent shown the thanks to my friends for awhile, Id really like to appoligize for this. Sometimes in my kaotic head i forget that without friends id be a gonner, So thanks very much everyone who has been their for me!!! And please allow me to be the same type of friend... 4:22 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove November 15, 2007 - Thursday Reality’s fatality Category: Writing and Poetry Realization of realities fatality, Dreams unaspired, dreams desired. Soul searching for inner desires. Touch, whisper,breath on breath, Eyes engaged to late to betray... Just out of reach these desires, My mind tangeld in wires, Heart pounding... Missing the touch the feel of inner heat, Let the warmth engulf you, Take comfort in it. Just out of reach down the hall of memories now it glides... 6:57 PM - 0 Comments -
Laying Here
I've been laying here in bed tossing and turning..Simply can't sleep.. thinking..   Just wondering why am I not dating material... Am I destined to be just a friend with people.. their buddy, their pal, or what I can not stand the most is.. "Just one of the guys"..I HATE THAT SAYING with a passion..   Am I too strange, too dorky, not feminine enough..are my jokes too hardcore...   Am I too blunt..   Am I too direct...   Am I too odd...   It's gotta be something..   If someone knows....please tell me...   Thank you for reading my ramblings..   Anyways, have an amazing Tuesday!
Laying Down My Soul
Infection turning, these cells to black. Red disguises, the horrific attack. Tracks, footprints, left behind. Indented in the system, the mind. Not equipped for war, it's an easy win. No armor at all, blood is to thin. Weak, struggling, laying down my soul. No existence at all, an empty hole.
Layla / Darla
PLEASE...take the time to read this... I want to share with you a Very Special lady to me her name is Layla she is a wonderful woman, beautiful and full of life... You may know her as ~Layla~ She is my Best Friend and she has been away for some time now, but not everybody knows why...and I wanted to take this time to share with all of you why she hasn't been here and won't be for a while... Like so many, she thought she needed to be better... She decided to get some help by having a procedure done...a tummy tuck...and due to a bad blood clot it went Horribly wrong! Recovering in her chair....where she has slept for these last 3 months...and because of the pain she sleeps as much as she can. Draining fluids f
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The Layman's World
So, there's this woman who I see on the bus, every morning. . . I always thought that she was really pretty, but I never gave her much thought beyond that. I'd just see her, have a seat, and try to enjoy the semi-crowded twenty minute ride to the office. I never saw her on the way home, though. Only on the way in. One evening after work, I stopped off at Borders to browse for something new to read. I picked up this book, Blink, and fretted over it for about forty-five minutes. I carried it around the store, and kept flipping through it. I'd read little excerpts and just try to get my brain around the content. I didn't end up buying it, that night. I guess I just didn't want to part with the sixteen bucks, at the time. I have tons of stuff in the stack to read, after all. The next morning, I board the bus at the normal stop, and there is the woman. . . reading the very book that I was so curious about. I'm not a believer in signs or fate or anything, but I definitely
Layouts Or Skins
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Lay With Me
lay beside me and stroke my hair gently until I drift into a peaceful slumber softly brush your lips upon my neck so that my dreams are deep and true and filled only with you whisper in my ears the angels creed of love that my innermost parts are flamed by the intense passions of the gods waken me...oh waken me and fill me with the divine love glorified above let my body tremble and quake, hear my moans of weakened state as my body shouts out in exploding orgasms.. calling out your name and grasping you ...holding so tight with all my might as we succumb again gently to this story and reality of love
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A Lazy Nation We Are
Lazy Sunday Afternoon
It is Sunday. Mid-afternoon, I'm guessing, by the way the light filters in through the slats in the blinds. I've just returned from the bath. My skin is cool and still a little damp. I'm laying on my side... my right side. Naked. Freshly shaven. You are behind me. Rubbing my neck and shoulders. Pressing firmly with your large, spread hands. Applying pressure with your thumbs. You are pressed up against me – completely – from your feet to your hips. Our bodies molded together. My thighs are squeezed gently around your semi-sleeping cock. Legs crossed at the knee. This is nice... But nice is not quite what I am in the mood for. I smile to myself. And purr. I push just a little more firmly back and down. I feel you begin to stir, harden. I purr a little louder. I'm pleased and relieved. I was fully expecting you to say you had to get up. Another squeeze of the thighs: this time not quite so gently. And I start to feel your pulse: vibrate, flicker -- resonate in
Lazy Day
It's Wednesday I'm being kinda lazy today just sitting around doing laundry. "what fun" Twister left out for a job this morning so I'm getting cloths cleaned. Other then that just taking it easy today. I need it been over stressed the past few days. I have my 6yr old Tate with me and the dogs to keep me company. I like this site its fun and theres always something to do.
Lazy People
I have found another hater I'll let you people decide how to deal with it but i thought i'd point this one out to you.Her nic is 'Irish Eyes single and looking' CT Wife To edude25 · Irish Eyes sing... rated your photo a '1'! 10 hr ago · ~Kristene-Lyn~ just checked you out! 10 hr ago it seems to me that if your going to be here accepting fans and friends and points that the least one can do is return the favor ,after all isn't this suppose to be about showing the love? I have noticed some that are so selfish that they would rather add more for you to rate on their profile then to take the few minutes it takes to rate others .I think they are a little to self centered and greedy .Besides ya get points both ways so whats the difference .If your not willing to show the love (ie rating points) then why even add or fan ?
A Lazy Dimond Studded Junkie
ok i just got on this site! an i have been fluttering about trying to check people out an see how things are done on other peoples pages! not trying to duplicate just seeing a guide line! i tend to wander about a bit! an i hve ADD not the good kind but the kind that is almost annoying at times!I wish i had the good kind! ever notice how there are good kinds of everything i mean even the shit no one wants! there are good kinds an there is the kind everyone else gets! i hate that fact that things are broken down into simplistic things but they happen! i was very happy i saw a nun at wally world an i ran up an touched her on her shoulder( i have a slight nun fetish) i said sorry an of course her being a nun she said it was ok! so i kept doin it! she kept forgiving me! it was rather fun! until i realized that might be taken as a slightly creepy an odd! but i cant help it nuns rock! in a very none religious way! i mean take god out of the nun an nuns kick much as! you cant take god out of
Lazy Songster
Apparently its cool to come back to someone's profile after just looking. Just a LOOK...and call them a fag. No comments, ratings or anything of the kind to make anyone else think twice. Instead "angelogabriel" comes back with "fuck off fag" reason accept that I looked at his stupid half naked self. He can't even capitalize a word or puncuate a sentence. Ignorace in bliss? Doubtful. I don't know whether to be shocked or hurt or just appalled. Why do these people still exist? I am pretty sure I dig this site. I've spent the last couple days trolling around and learning how everything works, and I've gotta say. It's actually fun, entertaining and not at all what I expected. Yay Fubar. Also, there used to be a real bar in a town near me called FooBar. That was the reason this site even caught my eye. The fact that is an internet bar is even better. haha. The end. just seeing what this whole thing looks like, feels like...etc. I'm used to other interfaces but this seems like it c
Lazy Day
Lazy Day Hi this happened when I was 17 , so bare with me .... It was Saturday and thank God I didn’t have school , so I got to lay about a few extra hours . I got up and showered and dressed , went out to the kitchen where my parents left a note saying they’d be out till late, There was money left for a Pizza and to pay Charles our landscaper . I was happy they didn’t drag me with them . My father is a Lawyer and my mother owns her own Boutique so we live in the well off community they so kindly put it . I go to a private school and we don’t have minority’s there , Nor are they in out neighborhood. Other than the people we hire not that we are racist .....But then I guess its a way of racism just without the stigmata . Anyhow , the day goes slow and I’m watching tv when the doorbell rings. I answer it and its Charles he’s a black man probably 40 or so and sort of out of shape . He asks to use the bathroom and I show him where it is . I walk back into the living room and he c
Lazy Ass Irs
How is it that the IRS does absolutely NOTHING when you report someone for illegally claiming your kids on their tax return? Leaving me to have to wait even longer for the money that me and my children so desperately need. My ex's mother claimed my kids last year and I reported her then. Then this year she did it again and I will report her again. But will the IRS actually do something about it this time so she won't be able to do this to us anymore? I have full custody of my children and my ex (her son) hasn't paid me any child support, so what the hellgives her the right to do something like this 2 years in row???? Just needed to vent a bit.
Lazy Day
I just made a big list of things I need to do today and tomorrow to get myself motivated.....Well I sat my fat ass back down at the computer again....I don't think my list is working yet.....
Lazy Baby
I went to the doctor today...and of course no baby yet! WTF...I am so ready for this little boy to come out a say hi. The doctor said that I am 50 % effaced and that in the next few days I should fill pressure on my u know what...I hope its sooner then that...I am sooooo ready for him to be here...I know I already said that but he needs to hurry up. My aunt said that I will have to have a C-Section because I am still a 1cm and have not changed in like a week???? And because he has a big head...I hope thats not true because I am so scared of getting a C-Section. I know that people say that its a lot easier then pushing a baby out but according to the last time I had a baby it was like 2.5 seconds( not really) but you get my drift. So to end on a good note...Babys still moving and healthy just being lazy like his daddy....Love you babe...More then likely I'll have an update on how pregnant I still am next doc appt.
Lazy Men
I crawled out of my seat and retrieved a pair of blankets from the overhead bin. The cabin was silent and dark, the flight attendants busy in the galley.I sat down next to Scotty and handed him one. Scotty chuckled softly, drawing me back onto his lap. "Good idea". Scotty pulled the blanket around us and worked at the buttons on my blouse. I stared up into your eyes. Suddenly I felt a bit light headed. I think we need more privacy, I whispered. Ill meet you in the bathroom. Wait for a minute or two and then come back. I rebuttoned my blouse and crawled off of you, then tiptoed down the aisle. I wasn't afraid, and that's what surprised me the most. I had spent years being fearful of one thing or another. maybe it was the alcohol, or the altitude- or simply the man himself. But I knew exactly what I wanted-no doubts, no insecurities. A few seconds later Scotty knocked at the door. I opened it without hesitation. I was going to have this man, here and now. And I was determined I wouldn't
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1300 Lb Club..
Aight,Just saying..Finally reached the 1300 LB. club @ the gym after trying for close to 6 months now..Benching over 400 Pounds,Leg Pressin over 800 and maxed out on curling at 175 Lbs...Makin Progress..Stay tuned,Cuz I'll have some new pics up as soon as I can find a beautiful woman to come be my photographer...
Lbc Pimp
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 2. No woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we w
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lb woman look like??? The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like? Now, before you look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you think a woman who weighs 320 looks like.... Got it? Ready? Not what you were expecting, was it??!! The tallest and biggest woman in the world lives in Holland . She is 7'4" and weighs 320 What a relief! Now we ALL know we aren't overweight, just too short!
Just giving a shout to say HOPE ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.Been busy/work & studying so have not had much time online.Will be adding new pics WOOOHOO Get ready to comment. Sooon Kiss Kiss Just wishing all my friends and fans on C.T. A HAPPY AND JOYOUS THANKSGIVING and stuff away LOL OK Hi all I am new and just want people to know that I am trying to keep up here as much as possible . This is a WAYY COOL site and I have been around LOL so just a thnx for such a great site L.C. SMILESSSSSSSSSS Twitta
Lc And Me
i am thinking about leaving lc. it seems to be a site filled with assholes and bitches. im getting tired of all the fucking drama rumors and backstabbing. im here to have fun not to hear about other peoples personal business. so if yu would like me to say hit me up on here or yhoo. and whoever reads this will stay on my friends list. all others are GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!. take care, john
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I was a lil skeptical about this site at first but I think I kinda like it. Had a long ass day! But its over now! Off to bed......... Gnight!
Lc Blog
It's an election year here in the great Ohio valley. The ad money being spent could feed a lot of hungry kids... here and elsewhere. Ohio has become a hot spot for democracy. We have a black republican and a white democrat running for's not that I am prejudice but this is OHIO...we have more rednecks that vote than west virginia for cryin out loud. The white guy has a 20% lead already. I'm still undecided...yes I do vote...I like that the black guy uses technology to connect with us voice recognition phone calls...I've not heard from the white guy yet...the black guy...ken the current secretary of state for Ohio...the white guy...ted strickland is a congressman for the great state of Ohio...has a crappy voting record on taxes in congress...I haven't even gotten to checkin out their running pardners yet...It's sad that I have no time to make a decision on the next leader of OHIO..but they know that...I must reiterate this is NOT about race, creed
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Welcome to a Jessa Train.. This is a list of a few pplz That I love very much.So go Rate Add And Fan Them,.Hell bling em if you Really want Venom Hydaway's General Manager@ fubar Bane Co-Owner of Hydaway@ fubar Bri Bri Head Of Promotions Hydaway@ fubar Kben Head DJ @ Hydaway@ fubar
Lcd Ad Player & Digital Signage
Panasonic, Panasonic TH-47LFX6U, Outdoor LCD, sun readable LCD, digital signage 1000 nit, outdoor advertising digital signage. (You can find this main article content or Panasonic announced the new professional LCD display LFX6 for outdoor digital signage applications. The 47-inch (46.9 diagonal) Panasonic TH-47LFX6U professional LCD display, with a full 1,000 nit of brightness – for high visibility even in direct sunlight – and IP44-level dust and water resistance, is ideal for a number of outdoor uses including: 1. Quick-serve restaurants as digital menu boards in drive-thru lanes 2. Shopping malls as advertising panels and store guides
Lcd Family
Lcd - Plasma - Or Projector Tv???
40" or even 42" systems are good. but most want to know what "brands" that r the best. SAMSUNG which has "stealth" surround sound---the best out there..via Consumner reports, and LC which is also good. Forget alot of the other brands -but many are close but still not as good. Samsung is the LCD i own and very good. sound is unbelievable and picture can be adjusted multiple ways. Plasma is good for 5 years so not worth it really for many people. Let them get better maybe until you wud get one. The ULTIMATE system is a SCREEN with a "line tripler" in combo for it with a projector as an attached unit. The QUALITY is FAR supperior to ANYTHING available. Compare units + screens (INDIANA where the best ones are made---GOOGLE it), and u will have a great system for under $1000. For sum reason the technology for "screens" from the 1950's and early 60's remained only with a firm in Indiana that continues to use crushed diamond on surface for superior viewing and clarity. P
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Lcd Televisions
LCD or liquid crystal display televisions play an essential part in any home entertainment system. Without it, you will not be able to see bright, clear or crisp images to be able to enjoy the show or movie you are watching. What makes these images look great on the screen is that each pixel is produced by a tiny cell which contains a thin layer of liquid crystal. If you look close enough to the screen, these look like rod shaped molecules that bend light in response to an electric current. Such technology has been around for years. This is used in watches and electronic games like your PSP. The only difference is that it is a little more sophisticated. This is what makes LCD’s much better than the CRT’s which have been around for so many years. With an LCD TV, you get better resolution so even small texts in the bottom are easy for you to read. All LCD televisions only have one optimal resolution. This is because if it is lower, the images will look blocky and jagged.
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Lc Fam :)
Brittany - Britt Saxxy - Saxxy Melissa - Mel Krystal - Krystal Alexis - lexie Mike - t-bo Brandy - Babygirl Kellette Francisco - babyboy Kevin - gmz Chris - iceman Crystal - Cryss Claire - clariem43 Nemoa - Neo Ariel - ari-friekin-el Hietu - Dexy Philipina (RIP) Sheila - Serenity Courtney - Starlette Sarah - Kongy Krystal - harpiegirl™ Christa - theShowgirl Kay - Sketel Boom Bari - b to the k Lexi - lexiynm Anwanur - FMP twisted~sunshine *~ash~* Kim - MYLF Hazel Sammie - lips of an angel Hottsmokin Kinky Vixen- Hunterslady Nica Lauren - Laurenbabe420 Candice Sabby - ninjasabby Ressa - Dollface♥ Angie - Breezy Pooja Rachel - Raindrop Muerte Bella Melissa - Melkins Alex - ♥ Airdnaxlea ♥ Yourillusion Ameila Jo - Ic Baby Ice Jen - sugasuga Mel - Melikins You guys are wonderful and are like my second family. You rock :)
Lc Friends
Here's to all all my LC Friends... i have myspace, tag world, and Lost Cherry. I have met so good friends on all of them... But none compare to my Lost Cherry Friends... Luv ya all... Take care and be safe in all you do...
Lc Has Blogs!?!
Because I don't know what to else to say: I am out of control Frighteningly, startlingly, hurtfully What do I tell the woman in white (coat). Not working, again? I am a dervish of consumption Money, food MORE MORE MORE STOP ME from eating this cupcake. Just one more…please? Now the size 10s don’t fit The 12s won’t fit. I don’t fit. My chin is doubled The money is gone Panic attacks. I kept the fat (pants) Yum. Chocolate. I ran up the laundromat this morning to get some change for meter in the lot where I park. I run and throw a ten dollar bill in the change machine, grab my massive handful of quarters, jump in my car, and head downtown. Now Morgantown is very mountainous..well the whole state is but that's besides the point. So i'm heading downhill, I go around a small curve AND my purse fall over and quarter madness ensues!! They went EVERYWHERE! I think managed to lose a whole dollar somewhere in my car. Now i'm irritated. Its c
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To all who have hit me the past day, Thanks and I will get back to return the fav. Later Have a Wicked Day.
Lc Issues(wtf Is Goin On????)
You folks on here do not know this, but back in MAY before I moved back to Florida, my stereo was stolen from my car. So I had a 6 HR drive from GA with no music. ANd I have been without ever since. Until This past Sat that is... I FINALLY got a stereo!!!!! NOw anyone who has ever had no radio, or a fucked up radio can relate! It sucks when ya got no music in the car! So I got my soundz back, and I also copped Meffs new album. (THATS Method MAn for the ebonically challenged; LOL) If you are a WU/Meth fan go get tha album! To any who read this. Is it just me or is the shoutbox acting up like a lot of things on LC. I know it is a combo of that and busy people. And just how reliable is the little "online" cherry icon? I see it blinkin for alot of people, but are they all on??
Lc Is An Unreal Place
Lc Layout
Lc Leveling Up
OK i only need 325 points to level up. I see all these bulletins about pimpin other people out and no one has even offer to help me out. but i am not going to ask. But this goes out to my friends, family and fans that haven't rated my new pics. And to the ones that rated them. THANK YOU very much, i love you all alright I am asking help from my friends, family, and fans to help me level up i only need 1100+ points to reach the next level. I have helped a few of my friends and family members when they needed help to level up, and i asking for help now. I have rated all your pics when you posted them or when you added me as a friend or fan. So could all my friends, family, and fans please help me out. I am thanking all in advance for helping me.
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Lc Problems For Me
kaita....thank you for letting me know that i am not the only Oone having this problem...phew....i hope they get it fixed i am very sorry my family, friends, and fans. For some reason LC is not allowing me to send user comments and comments on pics. i hope this problem is remedied soon as my fingers are a know that Wwe had a wonderful weekend Ttogether....Master gave me my first piercing and it is posted...He also gave Himself another one, also posted....Wwe had some lifestyle Ffriends over for dinner on Saturday and had a great time visiting with Tthem....It is so good to be back boys came back home from their dad's....Wwe had a family football game and Aall had a blast....Although, i secretly think the boys are trying to kill hope Aall had a wonderful weekend and have a great week ahead.
Lc's Blogz
"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. ! Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest?
Lc's Greatest Writers
Dodging Love July 8, 2006 My body aches for the touch of a man I do not understand When we are together, time stops and passed quickly all at once When our lips touch, the electricity between us could light the world Our bodies become one as we are wrapped in love The world around us is no more, it is only us, together The only sound is two hearts beating as one Two lovers so lost in each other, yearning for forever together Wondering if someday the dream will come true Hoping that it will, scared of what that means Knowing the journey is beginning and wanting to know how it ends What I know to be true is I want only you Nobody else, when things are good, makes me feel the way you do My body moist with the anticipation of your love Let's call off the dogs, break down the wall I want to hold you with my heart, no fear With you by my side as we walk life's final mile Written By: **Your Destiny**@ LostCherry So do you want to learn how
Lc Things That Set Me Crazy
why do people have pics marked private in their default photo album or public view albums, makes no sense or maybe I should start another grouping under THINGS THAT DON'T SURPRISE ME ANYMORE ABOUT THE LC I just learned you can't vote on your own MUMM (and yes it is MUMM despite the spelling on the 'TOPS' line) what kind of crap is that it's not a scientific poll or official election-it's a opinion expressed by a group of people so what does it matter what the results are it's not going to change the world and if someone bases their decision on the results of the MUMM its their own damn business yea maybe I should take a "chill pill" but I'M REALLY GETTING PISSED OFF TONIGHT first the rating limit on pictures and blogs and now this on top of either the browser or server problems over the last couple days this has just put me over the top W T F why the page change and why that format--does anyone like it--too sparse
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****IN COMING MEMBERS****** In order to earn the ldc letters you MUST first fan, rate and add all exsisting members, and include " ldc family" in your friends request, Only then will one be issued the LDC letters ****ALL MEMBERS****** 1. MUST HAVE LDC IN THEIR NAMES 2. F.A.R ALL MEMBERS 3. REPOST BULLETINS 4. CONTACT A CREATOR OR OWNER SHOULD THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE. 5. In order to maintain an active family and to insure that everyone is included...It is MANDATORY that each member MUST sign every blog as they read them as proof that they have read them. Also, this way there wont be any new members who feel excluded and ignored.. 6. MUST repost each bulletin posted by the LDC Family 7. There will be 3 members picked each week and posted in a blog. You will have to show them family love by either commenting their pages, giving a drink, rating a pic, or something plus you will have to comment the blog each week stating you have d
Posted on my page i have the owners and co owners of a cool family. A family that accepts you for you. A family that will help you no matter what the problem is. I have only been a member for a few days but i was made to feel welcome by them in a matter of minutes. Thank you Lord Lestat and all of those in the L.D.C. Family.
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Ldc Family
****IN COMING MEMBERS****** In order to earn the ldc letters you MUST first fan, rate and add all exsisting members, and include " ldc family" in your friends request, Only then will one be issued the LDC letters ****ALL MEMBERS****** 1. MUST HAVE LDC IN THEIR NAMES 2. F.A.R ALL MEMBERS 3. REPOST BULLETINS 4. CONTACT A CREATOR OR OWNER SHOULD THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE. 5. In order to maintain an active family and to insure that everyone is included...It is MANDATORY that each member MUST sign every blog as they read them as proof that they have read them. Also, this way there wont be any new members who feel excluded and ignored.. 6. MUST repost each bulletin posted by the LDC Family 7. There will be 3 members picked each week and posted in a blog. You will have to show them family love by either commenting their pages, giving a drink, rating a pic, or something plus you will have to comment the blog each week stating you have d
Ldc Family Love
Please show each of these members love this week……Chita-Owner Of L.D.C >;}P.O.P Militia Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubarStonerRab420 † Jessums Stalker † LDC Family †@ fubarDJSelene™ DJ HellboysRLW /BanesFW/TwilightGoddessLDC/ CatwomanJLMC&ASS@ fubarDjRandom~L.D.C.~Head Dj of VR Radio~KittensEvilTwin*@ fubar
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****IN COMING MEMBERS****** In order to earn the ldc letters you MUST first fan, rate and add all exsisting members, and include " ldc family" in your friends request, Only then will one be issued the LDC letters ****ALL MEMBERS****** 1. MUST HAVE LDC IN THEIR NAMES 2. F.A.R ALL MEMBERS 3. REPOST BULLETINS 4. CONTACT A CREATOR OR OWNER SHOULD THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE. 5. In order to maintain an active family and to insure that everyone is included...It is MANDATORY that each member MUST sign every blog as they read them as proof that they have read them. Also, this way there wont be any new members who feel excluded and ignored.. 6. MUST repost each bulletin posted by the LDC Family 7. There will be 3 members picked each week and posted in a blog. You will have to show them family love by either commenting their pages, giving a drink, rating a pic, or something plus you will have to comment the blog each week stating you have d
Ldc Stuff
Hello everyone! MamaBear here.. I just wanted to thank those of you who sent Birthday cards to me so that I can send out a group of them to Lord Lestat. I have just returned from sending out the cards that I have received so far, in the hopes of them getting to him by at least his birthday (this Saturday). There is still time (remember, like the saying goes, better late than never) if you are still interested in sending in a card. If you are, in fact, still interested PLEASE contact me, and let me know, and I'll get you set up. Remember, the basic idea is, all you pay for is the card, and the postage to me... I'll send the bulk of the cards out, and pay for that postage myself. Just let me know if you are still interested by clicking on my link below, and CT mailing me! Oh, and please repost this!! Thanks! ♥ MamaBear MamaBear ~ ÐÄRK ÈñÇHÄñ†ÈÐ þRÌñÇȧ§ Ö£ LÐÇ ~@ CherryTAP
L.d.c. Weekly Love
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I wanted to take a moment and thank each and everyone of you for the warm and sweet welcome and comments you have given me. I am very honored to be a part of such a wonderful family. If there is ever anything I can do for any one please feel free to ask. I well TRY and get comments sent back out but just in case I miss one or two please know that I thank you for your welcome! Much Love to all, Goddess of Afrika of Lestat's Dark Covenant Family
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Ldy's Journal
There have been times that I have been down, I mean really really down - and people like Richard Jenni have made me laugh and helped to lift me up -- such a shame that someone, including me, couldn't be there to help lift him up when he needed it!! Watch this dedication of a very funny man - and then head over to my stash and check out some of his videos -- a very talented man . . . one who will be missed, but I hope is much happier now! You Are 12% Spoiled You are definitely not spoiled. You've worked hard for what you have. Down to earth and grounded, you don't need a lot to make you happy. Are You Spoiled? You've Experienced 64% of Life You have all of the life experience that most adults will ever get. And unless you're already in your 40s, you're probably wise beyond your years. How Much Life Experience Do You Have?
While we were at my stepdad's baseball game I had decided to squirt my kids with a waterbottle...well when the water was all gone and they were soaked. My son decided to go to the fountain and drench his head even more makin a huge water mess. I let them run around the building for something to do since they wasnt watchin the game(like normal). Well one of the times around Lea forgot to walk around/jump over the water mess. Next thing i know I hear her crackin her noggin on the cement and her cryin. Ofcourse I ran to her and held her. TG she didnt bust her head open. Now she has a HUGE bump on her forehead :-( but she is ok :-D
Le Achievement...
I need to get the hippo..bunny..or bear LE bling to meet an achievement. I have been trying to get these achievements done as much as I can.  I am willing to pimp you out..and boost your points..and rate pics.. Just let me know! 
Lead Dog
Leaders Paradise
I am new on here and trying to get to make some friends as i get to no my way around here better.
Lead Head: Pencil Pusher
BERLIN - After being plagued for 55 years with the torment of a pencil lodged in her head, a German woman has finally had it removed. Margaret Wegner, now 59, was 4 years old when she fell while carrying the 3.15 inch-long pencil, which went through her cheek and into her brain. "It bored right through the skin and disappeared into my head," Wegner told Germany's best-selling newspaper, Bild. "It hurt like crazy." At the time the technology did not exist to safely remove the pencil, so Wegner had to live with it — and the chronic headaches and nosebleeds that it brought — for the next five-and-a-half decades. But on Friday, Dr. Hans Behrbohm, an ear, nose and throat specialist at Berlin's Park-Klinik Weissensee, was able to use modern techniques to identify the exact location of the pencil so that he could accurately determine that the risks of removing it, and then take most of it out. The operation was particularly difficult because of the way the pencil had shifted
Lead Sails Paper Anchor
Marching alone, like a good soldier does I'm setting sail, with anchors holding me down Pack up my bags, stow them away I'm bidding farewell to all that is safe Will I come up for air, come up for air After awhile the current is calling me Lulling me, waving goodbye I'm out here alone, oh God can you save me now? Sinking my heart turns to stone Withering away, a shrinking violet dies So full of life, these lights have dried me out Into the sea, I needed a drink I never thought this would consume me whole Will I come up for air, come up for air After awhile the current is calling me Lulling me, waving goodbye I'm out here alone, oh God can you save me now? Sinking my heart turns to stone (I turn to stone) Sinking my heart turns to stone Save me, take me home Over and over again Save me, take me home Wishing that this all would end Save me, take me home Over and over again Save me, take me home Wishing that this all would end After awhile the current i
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Leading By Example
I will not mention anyones name here because you know who you are. I have read the rules regarding the NSFW photo's. I have several pictures that I know were marked out of spite, jealousy, rage or other form of emotion, I do bring out the best in people. It really bothers me that there are flat out disregards to the rules when it comes to certain people. I have seen blast that are first approved before running that no doubt in my mind are NSFW. If i feel a photo is considered NSFW i will place it in proper folder. If i was placing what is truly a NSFW photo up and it was marked then I would shut the fuck up... However if u dare to look through my default album, there are a few there that are marked and I believe we can all see no harm in them...Its just my fucking legs people what do you want me to do with them? Cut them off! One more thing is when a photo is marked and u get the infamous email from Fubar shop...if u respond to them they never answer back. My ? to them w
Businesses – all businesses – grow and prosper if they can can find enough customers to purchase their products or services at a high enough price, and keep their expenses to a minimum. The Lead Generator – uniquely – can help you with both sides of this equation. In fact, it’s built to do just that: to make you money, and to save you money. How does it work? We’ll go into detail in a minute, but for now, consider the fact that every company – no matter how large or small – is simultaneously both a supplier of products and services, and a buyer of products and services. While normally you can’t get much leverage from your buying power (except, maybe, with a particular vendor on a particular transaction,) what the Lead Generator does is enable you to leverage your buying power to increase your sales. Specifically, it leverages the fact that you buy lots of products and services – to put you in a position to sell more products
"20,000 Leagues Into A Woman's Heart."
“20,000 Leagues Into A Woman’s Heart” If the thing called love is deep, a woman’s heart is deeper still With many hidden corners, and crevices to fill I had to know my place in there, I had to know my part 20,000 leagues into a woman’s heart So I started on my journey, I headed on my quest I told myself I would not fail, or ever stop to rest Now deep inside that world so vast, I’m hardly past the start 20,000 leagues into a woman’s heart Proceeding on my voyage, I passed chambers filled with pain But right next door a bigger room filled with love again And miles ago I lost the thought that I was oh so smart 20,000 leagues into a woman’s heart Then it finally dawned on me, when I had searched it all In every single room and nook, my name was on the wall And now I stand in utter awe, before this work of art 20,000 leagues into a woman’s heart Copyright 2008 by Steve Santini. All rights reserved.
League Of Extraordinary Robots Chapter 1 Meet the Carrot-Tops A long, long time ago, in the year 1850, there was a man by the name of Sam Carrot-Top. He was a well educated man, slender in build and always wore a dusty old cap that covered his orange hair and broken glasses. He was an honest and wealthy man, but you would never guess that he and his family were well off; he never showed his wealth or bragged about it. He used his money to help the poor and needy. His wife, Jane, was oh so beautiful, with lush red hair, a petite figure, and smooth, creamy pale skin. She loved all the children in the neighborhood, always fixing a broken heart or a scraped knee. She was the perfect housewife, the kind any man could want. They lived in a small town in Georgia called Valdosta. Sam and Jane were the talk of the town; they grew the largest vegetables and fruits the eyes have ever seen. Their watermelons were the size of houses and carrots as long as 2
Leahs Blogs!
All of my friends on here are the best and I would like to prove Friend Gwen is in a Contest and I know you probably get asked all the time to comment bomb for contest... she's not asking...I am, she didn't ask me to ask you either, I just like helping my friends out and if I have to pull other resources... I do. So I'm asking you for a personal favor. On my profile page is the tat link, just click on the sun/moon ying yang ...All I'm asking for, is one comment from you....Come on, it takes 5 minutes of your time....PLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .....!!! I will return the favor if ever you need help, I appreciate you taking the time to read this and hope you help her out, she's truly a Great person!!! Ok I'm not sure if I'm doing this if I am GREAT!, if not well then I guess I'm not so GREAT!...Totally glad it's Friday, about stinking time...had to wait 6 whole other days just to get here...anyway like I said this is cheezy and I'm
Alright guys....I appreciate all the comments. These poems are forever ago. Ok well two are. But really im fine. somedays are just not as good as others. i appreciate all the hospitality. but really im fine. i'm just learning how to write poems. yes im a sad person and yes i should probably see someone. i'm not going to kill myself or harm anyone else. i just write whatever comes from my brain to my fingers tips. so really i won't talk cause it's not right. but thanks again anyways! leah my heart is broken and i can't take it anymore the world has stopped knocking at my door the pain that runs through my body is like razor blades through my skin i hear ur voice, but i can't see ur face i just want to get away, away from this place i hope and wish that things would change but i haven't even learned how to manage to take the pain away My messed up head is about to explode all these descisions and choices are getting old my mind is screaming out to make it al
Leah's Thoughts......
Groups Want Sodas With Benzene Out Of Schools A group of public health advocates is appealing to public school officials to remove certain soft drinks from school vending machines. It has nothing to do with concerns about obesity. Rather, the groups cite Food and Drug Administration findings that some soft drinks contain benzene, a carcinogen. The groups have signed letters sent to all U.S. chief state school officers, asking them to stop the sale and marketing of these soft drinks in public schools, until they can be proven safe and free from benzene contamination. "Benzene is classified as a known human carcinogen by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. Chronic exposure to benzene is associated with leukemia, aplastic anemia and other blood diseases. Children may be especially sensitive to benzene because their bone marrow cells are highly active," the letter said. Why would soft drink manufacturers add a known carcinogen like benzene to their products? They d
Leah2107 Needs Ur Help!
TO all who are in teh electrician buisiness i've got great savings and would love some input on the economy and the price of electrical tape. if u could save $1.19 a roll for some awesome electrical tape made by Freezer Flex that is competative with Scotch 33 and Scotch 88 would u consider? I am trying something new to help elctricians survive our lovely economy right now. If u need electrical tape I know a great supplier who can save you loads of money. black and all other colors are available message me if ur interested and i'll contact you directly if u like. THANKS AND GOOD LUCK IN YOUR BUISINESS. HOW MUCH U COULD SAVE IS A SHOCKER!!! SO I AM GETTING ON A STUPID PLANE AND FLYING TO OKLAHOMA FOR A WEEK TO SEE MY KIDS. YESTERDAY I STARTED GETTING SICK AND AM STILL SICK. MY PLANE LEAVES AT NOON SO WISH ME LUCK AND GET ME WASTED IM GONNA NEED IT. I recently opened a new account on tap and neep my friends help. If u could send me a friend request on the account this blog is under it w
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hi i am new here search and browse a random guyz looking for friends new one for fun and what ever :) interested to get to know me im down HMU :)
My job is collections for a well-known bank for home mort.   Well I called this one guy that yelled at me cause he got 3 calls that day from us, like I can control that, we are on an automatic dailer system so we just take the call not dail them.   Well he is yelling at me because he cant pay his bills, then I start to end the call by saying Sorry, that we call you 3 times today. And he goes thats ok, u sound cute tho. and Click hangs up. I just started cracking up- he yellin at me this entire call but he got the balls to end it like that? what a moron. hahahahaha
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Lean Back And Snap Ya Fingas
well i tried 2 change my profile on here and of course it wont let me so ne ways yes im engaged as of wednesday the 30th and i love hime very much. so of course i wouldve said yes. i regret a few things since we been 2gether but only the stupid shit we did 2 each other lke me throwin him out lke a couple weeks ago but other then that we're both over that and i gave him a second chance and now we're engaged. well im out later all well me and my bro stayed at my boyfriends house last nite and worked on my 83 mustang gt and im so excited b/c im gettin a boss motor and that shits gonna be gettin at least 450 or 500 horse. rite now the cars gutted and we puttyin and primin the car cant wait til we get the engine in it then we can c how bad ass the car sounds. so get at me and i'll update later megan
This blog is to all my friends who love to hang out and have a good time.....This is to all my friends who are there when no else is....This blog is to everyone that will load up at the last minute when we come up with something stupid to do....This is to all my true friends....
Lean On Me
THINK YA KNOW US AUSSIES GIVE THIS A GO BET YA CANT GET MORE THEN 5 ANSWERS RIGHT BE SURE TO LET ME KNOW YOUR SCORE I GOT 19 CORRECT!!!!!!!! To Help You by Tabby Through the trials, You think you all alone. Through all the trials, You feel you've been disowned. Through the trials, You feel no one cares. Well I'm here to say: I am here to care. When you talk, I'll listen; When you weep I'll give you a shoulder; When you scream I'll take it in. I'm here to love you, Never let you alone. The troubles are not your But now become outs. Listen to me my friend, I'm here in time of need, Lean on me and the one Above and you will be relieved.
Lean Wit It
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Leap Year
It's a leap Year Hehehehe Watch out all you men Traditionally when it comes to proposing marriage, it falls on the male to ask his sweetheart if she would do him the honor of becoming his wife. This year however is a leap year and on the 29th of February the tables are turned. It is a leap year tradition that women propose marriage on the 29th of February And if the man says no then he must pay a fine, the fine can be anything that the girl desires from a simple kiss to a very expensive piece of jewellery. So watch out boy because I’m telling all my girlfriends to go for it We’re coming to get you!!!!
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Tumbling... Falling into an Abyss of complete confusion. Thoughts are lost and unable to make out whats said so clearly... Past... Present... Leaves nothing for me but a wall... Cant climb it... or go throw it... And diggin under everything, that's been build up into MY wall... I'd be crushed! Running no longer gets me anywhere fast... More and more obstacles come before me... I, dodge and wave missing them barely... Only to be slowed down more... Sinking into a reality that I cant face... Have I ever been able to face it... I doubt it! Scared of the painful, excruciating dread that will come when I hit that wall of reality... Wishing all could be just as the fairy tale stories once read as a kid... With the hurt comes heart filled suffering... Once been through this fact of life... All had changed within my very soul... Taking in, what I once could not... Stronger spirted, yet cautious of those whom I let near... Being that naive, gullible and so empty minded to believe every word sp
Leap Year?
I think the whole Leap Year thing needs to be completely revamped. Looked over again. I mean with today's technology, why not? Global warming? IT"S FUCKING COLD! Every year the cold season seams to start a little later...and end a little later. Not by much, but enough to notice after 30+ years. Could we perhaps be miscalculated on the whole extra day thing? Instead of adding a day every 4 years, should we maybe take one away? Or even leave it alone? Perhaps that will balance out the calander with the weather. Perhaps not. Maybe I'm just talking about something that I know nothing about. But that's why it's just a theory. However, something else that bugs me on a slightly smaller scale is this...if every 4 years we add one day, that is saying that it takes 365 days and 6 hours for the earth to complete one solar orbit. So wouldn't it make sense that in 2010 (halfway between 2 leap years)the earth would have taken 730 days 12 hours to complete 2 solar orbits...wouldn't it be dark a
Leap Yearr Birthdays
If your born on the 29th day of february do you celebrate on the day before or after?
I'm relatively new to Fubar. Not so new to blogging. But this is what I think every time I find myself "blogging": Why? What am I doing? I don't know about all you people out there in this community, but I know I have a very VERY busy life. At least for being 22 with no any rate, I go to school, maintain a rigid 4.0 GPA, while working full time, AND running my own business (in partnership with 2 others), which is in building houses. Needless to say, I have a lot going on. My life is very...full? You could say? So why am I online seeking to form relationships with people I don't (and most likely never will) actually know? Relationships based on blogs like this one, that, really, aren't talking about anything. I put a lot of thought into the psychological root-functions of what I'm REALLY doing when I "waste" my time on things like this. The question is, if it was time wasted, would I really continue doing it? I'm sure there's tons of people here with virtual
Learning Family Values.
That quote is by Charles Manson, what a genius.. Anyhow, I heard this crazy story about today. It just so happens to be my brother's birthday today. His wife sent him on a treasure hunt all through town today. Frankly, it was adorable. Well anyhow, at the end of the day she was gonna take him to get a tatoo my pops had. We only had a small picture of it and every artist said they couldn't do it. They decided to stop by where my bro got his first tattoo and the artist offered to take a look at it. He had just bought the SAME EXACT stencle from a guy in Cali, which is creepy because my pops got his tattoo down in Cali. WOW.. it still shocks me.. gives me chills thinking about it!!
1) That's not right ........................... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man ................................... Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse .................................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach? ................Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table ...........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift ............Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here .....................Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet .........Wai Yu Mun Ching? 11) This is a tow away zone ..............No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ..... Wai Yu Kum Nao? 13) Staying out of sight ......................Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive .......Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great ........................................Fa Kin Su Pah
Learning How To Make The Best Uses With Html Codes! Yeah And I'm Just Starting To Learn.. Big Deal Huh? Lol
Learning Curves
Learn About My Hornyscope
LEO - July 24 - August 23 Ruling Planet: THE SUN Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of themselves, it's the centre of our solar system! Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about them as they secretly high-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty Dayum! good at it, but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance. FAVE POSITION Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced! BEST SEX TOY A camera or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or perhaps you can
Learn To Give Space
Learn A Little About Me
just so i can learn about you...... 2.birthday 3.have we met 4.are you attracted to me 5.would you kiss me 6.what do you think is my best attribute 7.would you watch a movie with me 8.would you stay in my bed you want me to answer this for you 10.where were you born 11.where do you live now 12.favorite color 13.favorite movie 14.favorite food 15.favorite fruit 16.favorite smell 17.favorite song of the moment
Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes!
Well, there are some basic HTML codes that I was able to find online that helped me personalize my About Me section a bit more - just a few font changes, color, adding in links, etc. I don't really want some big flashy profile. I think those distract and take away from what I really want to read. People don't seem as willing to actually post *real information* about themselves. They'd rather just link to a million sites with big graphics that look terrible in my opinion. Well, that's just another day of learning for me. Well, I have been here a few days now and I am enjoying my time here. I like a lot of aspects about the site, but I do wish it had some of the similar games/ratings/etc. that XuQa has, but at least I don't feel out of place age wise here - since XuQa is meant for the 18-23ish crowd. I haven't figured out how to get into all the big graphics that people use, but I actually think some of them are rather impersonal and people just throw them up as comments
Learning This's Fun..thank You All
Learning Words Up
Learning do I get music on my page...please help me :( "bad aren't I" Okay, I am really trying to figure this site out. So everyone please be patient with me ;) I will get this figured out.~Crissy
Ohhhhh how exciting! This is my first blog! The other exciting thing is that I've pimped my page! Bless Bernie for trying to help me...I got a little confused but it's sorted now, thank you hun :D Well, I used to be a Myspace junky but ever since I started on CT I haven't even logged on to Myspace. There are so many of these types of sites out there now and I've joined a few lol I've started deleting a load as well as I find that for a vast majority of sites all you get are sexual preds. Sad but true. I'm sure there are a few hanging around on this one as well but so far I've had nothing but nice people. So this blog is really for them. Thank you for making me feel welcome and getting me those cherry points! lol I hope to get to know you all a lot better. If you ever fancy a chat then I'm on Yahoo and MSN. I don't want to post my addy's in here though so please request. Take care! Love Lems xxxx
thanks everyone for making me feel very welcome right away...give me a little time to learn all the moves in here and i will hit u all back...
Learning About Life
Still trying to figure all this does one do a back ground and get music on here?!Hope all are having a great weekend! Deni Deni@ CherryTAP
Learning To Fall (novel)
LEARNING TO FALL By Brian T. Jackson This book is a work of fiction. All characters and events described herein are fictitious, and are products of the author’s imagination. Nothing described within these pages should be considered in any fashion to be true or factual. All opinions expressed herein are solely those of the author, and not necessarily that of any other person, institution, organization, or government. Copyright © 2007 Brian T. Jackson. All rights reserved. ONE Throughout the course of my life I’ve done some very bad things. I won’t get into a list; I wouldn’t know how to begin to number it, but I will admit that I’ve done bad things, and I’m going to write about them. You’re going to read about alcoholism, drug use, and violence. Things that are considered bad in most civilized societies. That doesn’t make me a bad person though. Not at all. It doesn’t make me a bad man. What does it make me? Human. It makes me human.
Well, I finally got my new computer hooked up to the internet tonight - hooray! The problem stemmed from two things. The first one being the fact that the new hard drive had a slight problem so with the help of 4 different foreigners in what I would guess was India, I performed a system recovery and all was well again. The second problem stemmed from using the USB on my cable modem opposed to the Ethernet. My phone call with Comcast I have to admit, was a very pleasant experience for both of us (lol). I was able to hook up the internet successfully - woohooo! Moments later, I faced another problem but I was able to walk myself through it by exploring. Yay for me! lol So, now, if I can transfer my email over using the transfer cable I bought, life will be great! And then of course, learn all of the ins and outs of Windows Vista. Anyone else using Vista now? How do you like it? Wow, if you don't have a strong stomach for rude, ignorant people, you might want to hold off on Mumming becau
Learn Something!!!!
The 2nd is a rendition of a slave ship being docked into Latin America ... I'll get to that in my dissertation. If the above images disturb you, then I'm doing my job Let's have a discussion. I'm gonna lay it on the line, this blog may touch some nerves, it may not, but it's all in an effort to raise the consciousness of the Pan African Diaspora (African American, African, Black, Caribbean American, Caribbean, Afro European, Latin Amerian(Brazilian, Panamanian, El Salvadorian, Costa Rican, Etc...) Etc... World Wide... Even though I've seen the movie ROOTS several times in the past, it NEVER ceases to move me to the core, this along with the Slave Chronicles, Rosewood, the documentaries on Hurricane Katrina, et al...have me wondering. ARE WE REALLY FREE?!?!? Here are some definitions of the word: Freedom: 1. the state of being free or at liberty rather than in confinement or under physical restraint 2. political or national independence. 3.
Learning To Live!
Learning to Live Somewhere, somehow, I lost myself My dreams, My hopes, my heart. I got lost in a gloomy place Picking my life apart Surrendering to my heartaches I played the victim so well Allowing all the wrong doing To take me to my personal hell But finally after all these years From this nightmare I am beginning to awake A little lost in a daze From a horror that makes me shake But it is all over now I'm learning to live with my eyes open wide There is no reason to run any more There is no more dark secrets to hide I am beginning to find myself again Enjoying the blessons in front of me I am Learning to Live again From my past I am finally free
Learn Something Everyday
Well lets see here, I'm a little behind on things, so I'll try to encompass everything. First, to any of those keeping score, no I still haven't found a job, I still have some hopefulls, and my desperation idea also. I'm hoping not to have to do that, 6 months away at a time doesn't sound to good to me, but you know, I'll do what I have to do. Second, anybody who will actually read this, thank you, you guys have helped me raise through the ranks of this site really quickly and it has helped my self-image a lot just to know that there are people who didn't know me a month ago who are caring enough about what's going on in my life to check my stuff out on occasion, that's pretty cool. Now, if you are curious about the pictures of the band. I went to a show the other night and saw a band called Project Jones. They actually put on a great show, a few too many cover songs, but that wasn't their fault, the bar demanded it, and they do what they have to to make money, but all in a
Learning To "cuss" Early. . . .
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blu
Learn ' Yoga '.....for Your Sexual Excellence
DO ' YOGA' .....BECOME SEXUALLY MORE FIT Yeah...its my routine to go on wide business tours of course very frequently... sometimes to the oriental continents.. commonly known as SEA countries.. This time I think its my goodness… I happen to meet this spiritual personality... The man who is thorough with the supreme excellence… I mean the divinity….yoga..meditaion… ‘yoga ‘ may be a kinda new dogma for us… But yeah….it is in vogue in Asian countries from time immemorial..
I have become aware of something really scary the last 2 weeks and I find myself having to understand and deal with a side of me I never knew. All my life I have never been a jealous man just take life as it comes and if something goes wrong move on. Well I have found that if you do that and make your heart hard then you look for reasons to run instead of trusting the person that cares for you. I am learning the hard way that if you cant give a little trust then how can you expect honesty and love in return. I am not sure what I have to do to get my self to the point I need to be but I know if I think it is worth it I better find out soon before it is too late. I love all my friends on here andf I hope God Blesses you and your Families with a kind and trusting heart Russ
Learning 1 Self Is The Key 2 Cross -over
people want luv given to them , which is cool but what's fuck up Y'all don't return the luv CHECK UR SELF What I am about to say must be understood by those who mind & body are one with each other. If you would like to learn more about my study's please fan me or buy me a drink. REMEMBER!!! a reflection of your self always and forever be two sided . The question is which side do you see ?
Learning To Love Again
topherthejoker: MASS ok i know alot dont like mass but i got a good friend over here needing everyones help help her nephew get home safe if you owne a site seen by the world over hit me up ill get yah the info yah need Nick Henry abducted 7-18-08 fron Buffalo N.Y. last seen in a maroon skylark 4 door if yah see or hear anything please contact your local authorities and pray for him to get home safe thers a pic on the site ty topher I kneel beneath the same Moon that all the witches of old have knelt before. I am one with them in this sacred light. Hear me O' Diana, Goddess of the Moon, Queen of all witches, for I bear the symbols of the Old Religion. bear me then, and think yet even for a moment upon this worshipper who kneels before you. For I have heard the Strega's story, and I believe the words of the Holy Strega. When she spoke of your beauty in the night sky, when she bid us seek and find you above all ot
Learning How To Have Fun..
"They're either married or gay. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they're tired of space, but they just can't commit. Or they want to commit, but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don't want to get near them." Oh wow. Another reflection of life. This was well thought out in the shower today. Honestly though, society is a bunch of whiners. Everyone complains because they don't have this or they don't have that, get over it you could be starving in a third world country. How about I give you your Ipod and we ship you off to Iraq? Or try living in Africa. Come on people. We over-react when we have relationship issues too, it's not the end of the world, honestly. I was thinking about it this morning, 2 years ago something happened to me that changed me
Learn It . . . Live It . . . Be It
"A time comes in your life when you finally get it"…. When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cried out- ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awkening. You realize that its time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Chraming and you are not cinderella and that in the real world there arent always fairy tale endings(or beginnings for that matter) and the guarantee of “happily ever after” must begin with you and in the process of a sense of serenity is born acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not
Learning The Lifestyle
Author: Raven Shadowborne © 1998 Whenever someone begins to learn something new, there is always a feeling of excitement, that refreshing invigoration of something new. One may feel a sense of impatience, wanting to know everything, yesterday! As time goes on and the person begins their journey into the varied lifestyle of BDSM, he/she discovers an overwhelming amount of information. Everyone has advice, everyone has his or her own ideas, and everyone's definitions are different. By listening to those who have been there before you can quickly become confused and, sometimes, downright disheartened. They point you to books, which you may then purchase in an attempt to better understand this lifestyle. But quickly find that what you thought would simply be a matter of acting out your fantasies, is suddenly a rule ridden "lifestyle". You may feel confused, overwhelmed, and even angry that it isn't as easy as you thought it would be. You may be unsure of what to do, where to go fr
Learn 2 Read!!!!!!
OK now just because u invite me over and u answer yur door with a short lil gon on does not mean i wanna have sexx with u... just because u and yur friend get on cam 4 me and show me yur nakkid body doesnt mean i wanna have a 3sum with u...... just because i tell u u r a very beautiful women and i woouldnt mind meeting u doesnt mean i wanna crawl into yur bed the first nite.... OK LADIES LEARN TO READ!!!!! now u bitch when us guys dont read yur profile...well plz read mine carefully if not 3-4 my blogs b4 u decide to play with me.....i'm not going to loose...... Im not looking to crawl into bed with just anyone,Im not here to sleep with everyone, i do not want cold meaningless sexx..... want i want is wats on the front of my page.... thats who i really am...... so stop getting bent and saying im playing with u when u cant read or cuz i wont crawl into yur bed the first time we meet......U wanna really know me talk to me for more then a week, try not to e
Learning Tools To Be A Great Bomber/recruiter
When I look into the mirror I see lines forming around my eyes (from long nights crying?) and across my forehead - I see the years etched like sad poetry into my face (and I must look away). Love is learned behavior and I am ignorant. © All rights reserved
Learing To Live Again Is Too Damn Hard
As all of you know, my husband of 15 years passed away from cancer in May of 2007. This poem was posted by my niece to my myspace and it really touched my heart. I wanted to share it with all of you. Thanks for being the awesome loving ppl that you are all the best! "Whispers From Heaven" When I left this world without you I know it made you blue. Your tears fell so freely, I watched; I know this is true. While you were sleeping, Days after I passed away. While all was silent within me, I saw you kneel to pray. From this wonderful place called Heaven Where all my pain is gone, I send a gentle breeze to whisper, "My loved ones,please go on." The peace that I have found here Goes far beyond compare No rain,no clouds,no suffering--- Just LOVE from everywhere. You need not be troubled Just stay close to GOD in prayer Someday we'll be reunited My love, HIS Love surronds you always, EVERYWHERE!!! This really touched me....hope you enjoy.
I have learned that the majority of people on fubar do not beleave in our political structure. However most do agree that raising a child is an experiance to be cherished. Also that most think that older women do make better lovers.
So here is my thing. I have an 8 year old son with my x husband. He is now seeing some one new after years of divorce and I am fine with that. However, this new girl has pictures of her and her friends partying and playing with um, how should I say it ? Plastic things... adult oriented and she also has my sons picture on this same page of hers. I emailed her to ask her to remove the picture, so she just shut her page down so I couldn't see it anymore and never replied. Was I wrong to ask her to take my sons picture off her page? I dont want him broadcasted on the net and I surely don't want him on a web page where the women are playing around with adult thingys. So, I got talked into joining this site by a friend and here I am. I am trying my best to make some money here because I sure love me some good beers and yagerbombs. !!! LOL
You Always look Good, even on the days that u are worn out, You always makes me laugh, even you are feeling low, You drink coffee off my cup, even thou you hate coffee, I hated pickles, And you promise u will never eat them, I hate the loud music you played, and you stop listening to them when i am around, I like calling you fat although you are not fat That pisses you off, But you never got mad at me, Maybe this is how love is about, Sacrifices and Compromises Learning how to give and take Learning how to make another person smile Learning how to love again learning how to accept someone in your life.
Learn It, Live It
Another Wolfie rant. There's this little thing I like to use called sarcasm. It appears that many of you do not know what it is, so I will post the definition for you. sar·casm (sär'kāz'əm) n. 1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. 2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule. 3. The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit I use sarcasm often and am really tired of the endless parade of morons who can't detect it's use. 90% of my mumms are sarcastic. If you do not have a firm grasp of this concept, please do not bother to vote or comment. Finally, if you do not appreciate or enjoy sarcasm, feel free to delete me from your friends list. Chances are you're a hayseed with big breasts and I added you for points only. Thank you, and good day
Ok...this is a new site for me and learning my way around here. I've already begun to make friends and for those of you that are thank you for the welcome. Here to make friends. and a HAPPY & PEACEFUL NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.
Learning Real Love
Real Love Like Real Life, is Never Perfect. And Happily Ever After only happens in Fairy Tales. Somehow Real Problems always Find Us.... Sometimes Angry Words are spoken. Sometimes we just get on each other's nerves. But the Important Thing to remember is that Real Love is Always There. Full of Forgiveness and Understanding, waiting for more Happy Times to share.*****Real Love is Powerful Stuff**** It doesn't need to be perfect to Survive and Grow. In fact, Real Love probably wouldn't be as Strong as it is if It hadn't Survived a few tough times. You will always get through tough times too. Believe In Real Love...And Trust in Real Love and it will Believe and Trust in You. ..........Peace. Sometimes when you Love Someone with all You are...Heart, Mind, Body and Soul, You start wanting to protect them and spare them from any Hurts, Rain or Troubles. It comes from Wanting the Best for them and willing to Turn the World Upside down for them. It is an ureal expectation and even tho
Learn Something New Everyday
got this email 2day & thought i would share-lmfao VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. --------------
Hey, I heard the news Some that's good and some that's bad--you win, you lose So I guess things haven't changed Just hoped that some day you'd be walkin' in new shoes Now looking back to the times we shared long ago I guess I should have seen how this would end But if I could go back, I would not change a thing I'd make my mistakes all over again 'Cause I've learned what to do, what to say, how to get through each day how to feel, what is real, what to say and not say what to wear, when to care, what's inside of me how to love, who to be, how to really be free I've learned You, you struggle still You know we all do now and then but where's your will? You've gotta stop and soak it in Figure out what needs to change and then begin When you look back on your life, do you see what could have been and how today might be worth it if you'd believed in yourself to achieve some sort of peace and if you'd believed you
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your room, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes in life the most important things get lost along the way. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." No more smiles, laughs or silly jokes Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You" to that special friend or partner. We all need to feel love, 'be' loved by friends or someone close. So while we have it . . it's best we love it And care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships ... And children being children; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend wh
Just some FYI so no one will ask me the ?. I'm not nor will I post a photo file of 25 to a 100 photo's of just me that is just off the fawkin wall I think one photo is enough and that will be my SALUTE. I'm not nor will I add 500 friend's for what? So they can sit on my page and not say Hi WILL NOT HAPPEN I will remove anyone in after aweek if they cant say Hi I'm not havin point whores or what it maybe sittin on my page. If this makes you pissy then you may leave my list I'm real and that's the deal. I dont look at NSFW for what they all look the same you see one you seen all so don't ask me to LOOK will not happen. COMMENTS I don't care for all the bling bling shit not me I leave poem's because I feel they look nice on your page then some TITTIES ass bullshit makes everything look nasty AND I WILL DELETE ANY THAT IS NASTY IN ANYWAY so all will know where I stand. I try to RESPECT all but DISS me and I'm on ya like a fly on horse shit. You will find out I keep to my own I'm not in t
Learn The Signs - Milestones *
Key Social, Emotional, and Communication Milestones for Your Baby's Healthy Development (developed by Stanley I. Greenspan, Barry M. Prizant, Amy Wetherby, and First Signs, Inc.) Milestones enable parents and physicians to monitor a baby's learning, behavior, and development. While each child develops differently, some differences may indicate a slight delay and others may be a cause for greater concern. The following milestones provide important guidelines for tracking healthy development from four months to three years of age. Before your child's next visit to the physician, please take the time to see if your child has met his/her key milestones. These milestones should not be used in place of a screening, but should be used as discussion points between parents and physicians at each well visit. If a child does not have the skills listed---or if there is a loss of any skill at any age---be sure to let your physician know. Does Your Baby… At 4 Months: * Follow and
Learning To Shift/moving Forward
Learning to Shift/Moving Forward Put your hands up. Touching mine Right hand is the gas. Left hand is the clutch. 2 options for you Push in or Pull out The easier part is pushing on the gas You can hear it revving but What’s really important is the clutch, its silent you have to trust it more Until you trust you can’t move forward.
Learning Patience And Tolerance
So, I always thought my life would be picture perfect. You know....2.5 kids, fabulous career, married to obscenely wealth man, beautiful house with a white picket fence. Well, things didn't go exactly as I planned. I am sure you aren't surprised. They never do for anyone. I got close on a few of those things. What I have really found out is that I was valuing some of the wrong things. I realize now that I am very lucky. See, my life has been blessed by someone with Autism. The way he sees the world is absolutely amazing. In slow steps he is teaching me patience. Since I never had much patience, this is a hard thing for me to learn. Not only that, but he brings me joy every moment that I am with him. Makes the picket fence seem so unimportant. Recently, another person in my life has been diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder. I never realized how all-consuming it could be. Learning about the symptoms of this disorder made me realize that not all people think the same
Learning Lessons
Learning Experience
This blog was not written by me, but for em. The man who wrote this was and is very dear to me, but seems to be lost to me now. I am posting this because it meant the world to me. Even if he is gone from my life forever, which I sincerly hope isn't the case. This will always be a constant remindr of a very special time in my lif and a most amazing man. My Cheri time ticks by and still i think of you, been such a long time since i've had another person on my mind for what seems like all day and night you even see me in my dreams. I have made so so many bad decisions as of late, but the decision to let the universe unfold as it should when it comes to you i beleive to be my best decision to date. how quickly i've begun to develope some very strong feelings for you. yes some of you reading this might think i'm foolish or possibly totally insane, well i just don't care what these nerdowells say. i have found something in my life that is truly special and i refuse to let it go
Learning The Ropes

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