BMan's blog: "-Random-"

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.. The turbulence is awful and things go from bad-to-worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane and wails "I'm too young to die!" Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare .. riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle .. unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time........ No one moves................. He removes his shirt................ Muscles ripple across his chest.......... She gasps................................... He whispers...................................... "Iron this ... then get me a beer.

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. You have less guilt the next morning. 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!