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**** I went to bed around 2:30am. Didnt need to be up early, but I woke up at the crack of dawn for no reason, or so I thought. It was meant for me to see this. This day is meant to reflect and give thanks, but Im thankful EVERY morning that I wake up. Im not where I want to be in life, struggling with obstacles that hinder me from reaching my goals....BUT IM HERE...i havent had a running vehicle since the Spring....but Im close enough to my job that I can get up and WALK. So, SO many do not have that luxury to use their own two legs. I was shown mercy that I could open my eyes to another beautiful dawn...SO many dont even have the luxury of vision. I took my hand and rubbed my face...SO Many are afflicted and have no feeling in their body. I cant explain the emotion I feel over the fact I dont deserve to be, and SHOULDNT be alive. But I am mature enough to tell you that I’ve broken down in tears numerous times while trying to type all of this. Something in my chest thumps because Im passionate about what Im saying here....while the hearts of MULTITUDES are no longer beating because they didnt make it through the night...I hope you all get what Im trying to show, trying to teach. Im THANKFUL, that I lived to see another day. Another day to push toward my goals. Theres a plan, and I have to be patient enough to allow my creator to sort and handle it for me....While Im not where I want to be, I COULD be much worse. 💚 #WEWOKEUPTHISMORNING
*** Its that special day. The one where we observe, recognize, and cherish all of the moms around us. The good, the bad, and all the in between moments are all part of a mothers resume. To be there and guide you. To console you, to teach you, to always have your back, and NEVER turn away from or abandon you....that unconditional love for you... No, you may NOT have liked all the things that came along with it...The scolding, the lecturing, the disciplinary actions, etc. But deep down, you always knew it was because you were LOVED and they simply want the best for you, and want you to achieve MORE than they could in life.....
.....The thing is, they dont have to be the one who gave birth to you to possess all of those tools....
let your mother know how you feel about her on this special day. Let her know you at least understand the things that had to be. If you have children.....well, if it werent for YOUR mother, you wouldnt, lets be real. Maybe you know of a mother who DOESNT have her children right there with her today for some reason or another. Give her the honor in some way, so that KNOWS she was thought of...
....To those grieving on this day, if your mother is no longer PHYSICALLY with us today, then ALL of those things STILL apply...If your mother is no longer among us, then pass that love onto a mother who IS here. If your mother is no longer here today, then this Mothers Day wish is in honor of them. .....Spread the greeting, spread the thankfulness,....spread the LOVE.....HAPPY MOTHERS DAY,...to ALL of you out there. From the past, the present, and CERTAINLY not leaving out the FUTURE mothers, WE LOVE YOU!!!
On 4-9-2013, ANOTHER battle was lost...
*** THIS,...is the BEST way for me to remember you. Smiling, laughing, quick wit, not letting the troubles of the day RUIN the day. A face of beauty, a face of pride, a face of support, a face of encouragement,....a face of LOVE. I've always believed that every single day, we learn something new that we didnt know the day before. No matter how big, or how small,....from sunrise to sunset, we gain knowledge. What I learned on this day, is that from day ONE when I was just a tyke, you were teaching me, no, all of US, you were teaching ALL of us to have and SHARE that face. I got to sneak in on you this past Fall, and though it had been a long time, we didnt miss a beat on the fun and laughter. Thank you for that!!! Thank you, for being protective and supportive of me.....Thank you...for being YOU.My dear cousin, "Dino", be at peace, feel no more pain, and PLEASE continue to smile upon all of us that we may continue forward to share and teach all of those faces of love. ♥♥♥REST PEACEFULLY♥♥♥
***I havent seen/held my son in about 5 years. I could not POSSIBLY imagine getting the phone call, the knock at the door, or even worse, the word of mouth that something had happened to him. To say that I would be completely destroyed if my TEEN daughter suddenly did not come home from school one day because of something like this would be an UNDERSTATEMENT. I will be lighting my candle on Christmas eve for all the victims, the victims families/loved ones, and ALSO the family/loved ones of the young man at the helm of this tragedy, in hope that they will ALL find true peace within themselves...Devastation knows no boundaries and does NOT discriminate!!
***The Disney Characters were ALL addicts. Just to point out a few:
Snow White - if her name didnt give it away, her paranoia did
Dopey from the 7 dwarfs - .....enough said.
Goofy - slurd speech, never could walk a straight line, and p*ss drunk.
Donald Duck - speech impediment from all the hangovers and withdrawal would make ANYBODY a crab @ss.
Daisy Duck - Only in a sour mood when Donald was around cause uhm, guess who was always using up her stash??
Thumper - Big time crackhead. When his tail finally stops, so will his heart.
Bambi - Not hard to figure out. Easily mislead, cant think for himself. Always wanted to be part of the crowd...yep....WEED.
Flower - Hippy trapped in a skunks body.....hence the name....always sniffin around flower beds.....HUFFING KILLS.....
Winnie The Pooh - Fiend to the MAX. Always got his paws in somebodys jar for somethin...Thats not HONEY he was always lickin at......
Mickey Mouse - His ears had to make up for his other short comings. When he found out that Minnie was doin mighty Mouse behind the scenes, it drove him into depression....and coke....LOTS of it...hence the high pitched voice.
And lets not forget Jiminy Cricket - Always dressed up with a top hat and carried a cane....Sounds like an old skool pimp to ME!! He was OBVIOUSLY the supplier.....How the heck ELSE did he always have a story to tell about all the others?!
Her: Well??...Arent you gonna say somethin? Im WAITING....
Me: Wait-WHOAAA!!! you betta CHECK that attitude ....and why every time theres a situation, I always gotta be the first one to speak up?!? Ain nothin got YOUR mouth glued shut..
Her: Cause YOUR sposed to be the "man" in all this!!
Me: SERIOUSLY??? That ain got NOTHIN to do with the price of rice in China, OR the famine in Tibet!! And besides, YOUR the one with the mouth big enough t'park a Rev in!!....."WOMAN!!" So flap them gums like you ALWAYS do an speak YOUR peace!!....cause IMMMM waiting!!
Her: Know what? your IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Me: NO! YOUR impossible. Every time I speak first, everything automatically gets taken out of context while YOU sit back in the safety of the shadows and leave ME lookin stupid.
Her: REALLY?? every time I speak up, you mock me like its all a frickin joke. When theres a serious problem, you make ME out to be the villain, and honestly, Im sick of IT, and GETTIN sick of YOU!!
ME:Know what?! you want me t'speak first on it?? You SERIOUSLY want me to go first?! Cause once I do, there IS no turnin back! Lets jus make sure were clear on this, cause once its said and done, I BET not hear nothin from NOBODY!! PERIOD!!
Her: FINE!! ....So start talkin, big shot!!
Me: FINE, here goes...."Uhm, excuse me, sir? WERE sorry to bother you, but, not ONLY is your wig on crooked,...its on fire...K?? K!! "
Her: Now how hard was that???
Me:....Shutup...
*** Dear Mcdonalds fries, yes, I know you miss me..I miss you too!! I miss you somethin fierce, but please understand, your jus TOO easy t'get... I need to respect myself, and right now, it just isnt safe for us to be together....sincerely yours. [send]
.......Dear Papa Johns, you KNOW you have my heart, right? I'm sayin, it gets wild every time you come through the door cause you always look so hot. And thats why I hafta back off for a while. Your jus too yummy for me to resist. Seriously, I'll eat you all night. But trust me, its for the best so we dont ruin a good thing. "mwuah." [send]
......Dear Whopper, You love it when I call you juicy, and I love the fact you let me have it my way....EVERY time!!...Thats some serious dedication right there. And I cant ignore the goodness....SPECIALLY when the beef gets up between those big beautiful buns. But Imma leave you alone for a while, cause your a whole LOT to handle, and its gettin harder for me to breathe around here. ....Its ok, ill be in touch. [send]
......Dear Wendy, Ok, look, you and me been messin around off and on for YEARS...You always winkin at me KNOWIN I want it. Every time I pick you up and bring you home, first thing YOU wanna do is whip out the cheese sauce....freaky redhead.....None the less, its quick, its good, and afterwards I clean up my wrappers then we go about our business. But the last time I ran into you, I sensed an attitude problem, and things got a lil TOO salty for me to stick around. So we need t'break it off for a minute before we BOTH do somethin we regret. I dunno bout you, but I aint tryna end up in the ER cause one of us slipped up and took it too far. I dig you, I DIG YOU, thats real talk!! But we jus - gotta - chillllllllll....aight? cool.......Now, LEMME'LONE,YA CRAZY BIFF!!!!! [send]...[TWICE]
..........................................Dear Miniwheats, sorry it took so long to get back to you. I had some things that needed taken care of........but its cool now. youve always treated me right. Your petite, but not too sweet, and never dull. not to toot my horn, but, you just crumble to pieces every time I come at you with my big spoon, hahaa......listen, Im free later on, and I cant wait to poor milk all over you before I dig in and slip you the banana. See you afterwhile!! Love ya, mini mama!! "mmmmm" ♥♥♥ [send]
"SAVING THE LAST DANCE"
"Two elderly couples go into a dance club one night for a change of scenery and to see what moves are popular. They all sat
bored for about 45 minutes when one of the elderly men decides to put in a couple of song requests. after slipping the disc
jockey a hundred dollar bill, the dj plays the song "Pop, Lock, and Drop It", and the wives begin to perk up. After
listening to the words, the first elderly mans wife shuffles to the middle of the floor to give the dance a try. She cracks
her knuckles, cracks her back, and POPS her knees. All the pain causes her to LOCK up, and immediately DROP to the
floor......................................she never got up.......
During the comotion, the second elderly man pulls the first one aside. "I saw you slip that youngin a crisp Benjamin,...w-
what was THAT all about?? "The first old man whispers back without moving his lips. "I TOLD ya id make it look like an
accident"!!
