1460552's blog: "Randomness"

You know... I didn't believe in Astrology for the longest time... I didn't understand how something such as the moon and stars could tell us so much about others or oneself... But here lately, in the past few months, I've been doing a lot of research on the subject in the search for who I am... Where do I belong? and Whats my goals in life? My soul searching led me to some amazing discoveries about myself. Somethings I already knew, some I did not... I looked up the Pisces female for shits and giggles, and low and behold... I found myself... 

I'm becoming quite the Salute junkie anymore... I've had many requests for them, but there's just one thing... My memory sucks and come salute time I always forget who wanted one...

Soooooooo... I decided to start this blog... I love all of my fu friends and I'll be more than happy to make you a salute if you just leave a comment in here! :)

I'll let you know when I get it done... Sometimes it can take a week or so, because I am a mother and it'd look awful funny if my kids walked in while making sexy salutes... :P

And not only that, but seriously I don't feel all that sexy EVERY night of the week... haha :) 

So... Just leave me a comment... I WILL get to it :)

I'm feeling a lil naughty and froggy today... Send me a horny toad and I'll make you a NSFW or SFW salute (you pick)! :)

w00t w00t

Fukkkk the haters!

 You send me a blowfish (they are so darn cute!) and I will make you a salute... NSFW or SFW your choice!... Just let me know which you'd prefer... and guys, NSFW doesn't mean completely nakkie! (Unless you're Big Mike of course ;))

So are you gonna do it or what??

*muahssssssssss*

Mother's Day Poem

---When me prayers were poorly said

�Who tucked me in me widdle bed

And spanked me till me ass was red,

Me Mudder!

�

Who took me from me cozy cot�
And put me on the ice cold pot�
And made me pee when I could not,

Me Mudder!

�

And when the morning light would come�
And in me crib me dribbled some�
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,

Me Mudder!

�

Who would me hair so neatly part�
And hug me gently to her heart�
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,�
�������������������������������
Me Mudder!

�

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit�
When in me Sunday pants me shit,�

Me Mudder!

�

When at night her bed did squeak�
Me raised me head to have a peek�
Who yelled at me to go to sleep,

Me Fadder!
!!!!!!!!!

I hope this keeps ya Giggling all day

I'm in an auction and whoring myself out again. Click on the pick to see what I'm offering, then place your bid! :)

xoxox

Everyone needs some Sweet Kandy in their life. Can I be your sweetness? 

I'm whoring myself out again... Shmexiii Salute Time for all my favorite FuFriends!

Make me one... And I'll make you one... Deal? :)

If you have a special request, PM me with it, AFTER you've made mine... ;)
Let's see what ya got...

And if you wanna see a couple I've already done, just have a look in my Salutes folder... :)