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MAVisFANTASTIC's blog: "Random Stuff"

created on 10/01/2007  |  http://fubar.com/random-stuff/b136280
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. These are the times of fast food and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses but broken homes. These are the days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees, but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgement, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch tv too much. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
10 things men know about women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. WOMEN HAVE BOOBS
hi, my name is thor (in case you didn't know) and i can't stop thinking about ninjas and this will tell you why... so you can love ninjas as much as do because these guys are cool... and by cool i mean totally sweet. facts: 1. ninjas are mammals. 2. ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. the purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Testimonial: ninjas can kill anyone they want! ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. these guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. i heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner, and when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. my friend mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. now that's what i call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! it's an easy choice, if you ask me. ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that i want to crap my pants. i can't believe it sometimes, but i feel it inside my heart. these guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. i can't wait to start yoga next year. i love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). Q and A:. Q: why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas? A: ninjas are the ultimate paradox. on the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise. Q: i heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. what's their problem? A: whoever told you that is a total liar. just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome. Q: what do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out? A: most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (ask mark if you don't believe me.)

Random thought

Sometimes people care more than they show, sometimes people pretend to care more than they do. Sometimes things aren't always what they seem, sometimes things are exactly what they seem. Sometimes we love people that don't deserve our love, and sometimes we don't love those who do. Sometimes we wish things were different, sometimes things will never change. Sometimes you lose good friends you wish you hadn't, sometimes you meet new friends you never expected. Sometimes you wish you were a different person, sometimes you do things to change yourself. Sometimes you want to love but are too scared, sometimes your fears get in the way of something wonderful. Sometimes things happen unexpectedly, sometimes things are all too predictable. Sometimes you should listen to what your heart says, sometimes you should listen to your intuition. Sometimes you lose people you love, sometimes you get hurt. Sometimes you believe you can do anything, sometimes you feel like a failure. Sometimes you pick yourself up, sometimes you want to stay down. Sometimes you make mistakes, sometimes you are perfect. Sometimes we just need to say fuck it and live life as if there are no negative consequences, every experience you go through has a purpose and something to learn, if you let your experiences "sometimes" get you down you'll miss out on "some times" of fun in life, and you'll never grow.

Cease and Desist

Dear Friends and Online Community, It has come to my attention that you have participated in acts in an attempt to "bring sexy back." To date, substantial prrof has not been provided that the "sexy" in questions was at any time in your possession. Allegations claiming that "them other boys don't know how to act" are entirely unsupported and irrelevant. As you neither asked for nor recieved permission to use the Work as the basis for "operation: sexyback," nor to make or distribute copies, including electronic copies, of same, I believe you have willfully infringed my rights under 17 U.S.C Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $150,000 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein. If you are able to prove the "sexy" in question did indeed belong to you, all charges will be dropped. In the event evidence is not provided, I demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from your attempt to "bring sexy back," and all copies, including electronic copies, of same. If I have not recieved an affirmative response from you by 11/22/2007 indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, I shall take further actions against you. All violators will be taken to the bridge. Go ahead, be gone with it. Yours Truely, MAVisFANTASTIC
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