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Kianna was a wonderful woman and friend who will be greatly missed. Her passing has brought confusion, sorrow, grief and hurt. The Confusion comes into play, as to why God would take her from us so early. She had a lot of life left to live, and we will miss her greatly.... The Sorrow comes because I know see my friend Rob in so much hurt and grief....and Kianna is no longer there to be there for him, like I always trusted she would be.... The Grief comes because for those that have spoken to her know that she was a beautiful person inside and out, and we were blessed to have known her, no matter the length in time that we have known her, just knowing her was a blessing.... And the hurt.....well this is different for everyone, but for me it is because I will miss her, and miss feeling "safe" knowing that she is there for one of my best friends. For those of you that don't know, Kianna and Rob have been friends ... BEST FRIENDS ... for the last 12 years. A friendship as pure as fr
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Kiari's General Blog
Well I got to see the empty child episode of the new Doctor Who Last night with the official 9th Doctor. I really liked it and it held true to the standard form of the older doctor who. I give4 it an A++ and will definantly bee watching for further episodes. here are pictures from the new season (in my stash is a link to the episode guide for this season and one for all the OLD Doctor Who episodes all the way back to the first one ) Hell-o All To all the family and friends of Rattpack9 LEAVE ME ALONE!!! If you persist in messaging me commenting on me and viewing me I WILL report Ratt for 3rd party harrasment which is a violation of the protection order, and I will block you as I have done him.Also the Lot of you need to learn how to spell, punctuate and learn grammer. Yall are an illiterate bunch of people. I am saving all messages you are sending and saving screen shots of the visits to my profile with time and date stamp. All of you and mike need to MOVE ON. I will NEVER get
Kiari's Psychology Blog
hell-o readers I am 28 (soon to be 29) and a singer Mother of one 8 year old boy (but His father is in His life still) I am moderatly disabled due to several mental disorders.I am Bi-Polar/with psychotic episodes (onset was age 16 where I had a psychotic episode which cause a total mental melt down), I have OCD (onset of my awareness of it was about age 12 I count steps, do things in sets of 5, lock unlock doors, open and close doors eat in patterns and with many daily rituals), I have PTSD (onset and cause was at age 13 was raped, I have flash backs and I disociate), I have ADHD, I have EDNOS (onset about 12 eating Disorder Not otherwise specified, meaning I binge & purge, Starve, over exersize, obsess about my weight, chew & spit, night eat{while being asleep}),I am a Cutter/burner (onset about age 13), I am Suicidal (have made over 8 attempts: slit wrists, pills, hanging, shooting, etc.), I am a recovering Drug and alcohol abuser (used to be addicted to crack, speed, ice, coke,
Kiari's Gorean Blog
I am a gorean Free Woman who has found Her ONE. and soon I will be kneeling before Him and begging My collar. I have missed serving a True Free Man, a harsh Master One that finds true pleasure in giving this one pain. (#9, Version 5.0) A well trained kajira is expected to know a variety of slave positions and be able to respond to a series of common commands. There is some erroneous information online concerning Gorean positions and commands as depicted in the novels. Positions such as "kar-ta" and "sula-ki" are never explicitly named in the novels. Their names have been created by others online to describe certain matters mentioned in the novels but never formally named. Other such positions have been created out of nothing and have no basis in the novels. This work shall show a number of named positions that exist in the novels and describe some unnamed positions and their uses. Other positions and commands do exist. The following is not an inclusive list. Kneeling: The primary
Kiaris School Blog
Well School Starts Jan 7th for me sooo I got to get in gear and snag me a JOB to pay for gas, computer, and extras. I need to visit the school student aid office to see what needs to be varified so I can get my aid.
Kiari's Diet (ww) Blog
Well The thanksgiving 4 day event went well with me being sucessful in not over eating and stearing clear of the really unhealthy foods. Was able to sneak off a few times to purge thank god or heaven knows how fat I would have gotten. At my weigh in after all this I had only gained 2 lbs (UGH) Could have been worse I supose but it sure as hell could have been better. Well its Restrict restrict restrict time. Fasting is the name of the game to get back on track. Well next week is turkey week, plus got mom and dad comming into town sooo its going to be a bad week diet wise. I cant get away with my usual habits parents are tooo wise to them. GRR ooh well I will just have to fast after they leave and then restrict restrict restrict after that. Good luck to all the others out their dieting on this dificult week be strong be safe and remeber nothing tastes as good as thin feels
Kiari's Exhusband's Slander Records Blog
Saturday Dec. 8th 2007 Returned to Mike Roberts Residence with police escort to retrieve My personal Items. Over 90% of My personal items were gone or distroyed by His own admission. He refused to turn over a few items which I will have to sue for in the divorce papers: Computer, Mower, pressure washer, washer & dryer, end table, dark wood shelf unit. Items retrieved were of huge personal value, photos, D&D mins (part of the collection), vase of Grandmothers, painting of grandfathers, pictures of WW1 fighter plains of grat uncle, and a few other items. There were a large precentage of my items that were missing or distroyed that I will have to sue for the value of in the divorce. On arriving at the property He claimed that all the items of mine that he did have were in the shed and nothing was in the house, on demand of entrance to the home, I discovered several items within the home and He had to admit he had lied about there being nothing in the house. It was a st
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Kick Ass Party Last Nite
well damn anyone wanna come over for dinner theres plenty of leftovers.... we had bean and cheese salsa,summer sausage and cheese,pretzels n good mustard,chicken, brats, hamburgers, pasta salad, potato salad, chips, pickles, olives and awesome jello cake!! and plenty of drinks beer of course some shit called e and j,boones farm,more beer... for my parties i always provide the meats and everyone has to bring something well unless we dont need anything!!!! well i was totally tore up from the floor up cant wait to see the fucked up pics me and my friends took!!!!!!! i was glad my friends showed up!!!!!!! all i kept thinking tho was wtf wheres the rest of my socalled friends!!!! but i was actually content just meant that i know who my real friends are and i know who my real friends are that will just show up late lol well 5 more showed up bout 11:30pm i was so freakin happy they finally sure the pictures will reflect that lol about 1am everyone started goin home except
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father come s down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are yo
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Well I finally finished the winter term today...Won't have all my final grades in till monday but I'm confident. The one grade I do have is my culinary nutrition class: 90.1% , what would have been a A before the grading scale change is now only a B. The certificetion test which was the final for nutrition had 80 questions and you had to get 60 right in order to get certified...I got 75 right out of 80! So now I am certified serve safe (means I'm a safe food handler) and I'm certified in nutrition (which means I know whats good for you!). I'll post more about the grades as I learn them
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Ok here the thing my friends brithday was july 19.... he would have been 21....... he passed away 4 years ago..... yes i miss him with all my heart and just wish i could bring him back here and say goodbye..... well ok friends fight.... they get madd and say shit they dont mean to say.... some do things they dont relize that hurt the other person..... well my best friend has did shit behide my back.... that really hurt me and she knew what was goin on..... she has said shit to me that made me feel like shit.... but yet i was still there..... thing is iam still here no matter what she does or ever did to me..... a true friend stucks by your side..... and i have for her.... i just wish she would relize that and do the same for me ..... i really what to known is she my true friend or not damn it ive been playing pool and poker since i was a kid. Well some gurl told me i sucked at both. thing being is she wants to play me a game of pool and play me poker. i told her tho i want a bet on it.
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Well the sun is slowly sinking down, But the moon is slowly rising, So this old world must still be spinnin 'round, And I still love you. So close your eyes. You can close your eyes, it's alright. I don't know no love songs, And I cant sing the blues anymore, But I can sing this song, And you can sing this song when I'm gone. It won't be long before another day. We're gonna have a good time. And no one's gonna take that time away. You can stay as long as you like. So close your eyes. You can close your eyes, it's alright. I don't know no love songs, And I cant sing the blues anymore, But I can sing this song, And you can sing this song when I'm gone.The Dark Tower Tet Contents
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Kicking Heroin
Kicking Heroin The day was October 13, 2006 and I was in jail for a slew of felonies that were a direct reflection of how bad my addiction had gotten. When I went before the judge and he issued a no bail/ no bond order I was so high I could barely hold my head up. The knowledge that a day of reckoning was coming had been with me for a while. I had just been expecting to stand in front of god instead of in front a judge. Every since my mothers death I had been on a mission to destroy myself. Six long years had gone by since she died and the pain had not gotten any easier to bear. I say my mother but technically it was my grandmother that passed. My birth mother had never really been there for me or my brother. It was always my grandparents who swooped in to collect us from various foster homes, when my mother took off on another run (she had a drug problem) or went back into the hospital. Hospital is inaccurate it was actually mental hospitals that she was in and o
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Its been cold for a week we dont talk we dont speak turn away from each other when we lie in bed i dont understand whats goin on in our head How the pride makes us blind to the hurt that we both know is killing us slowly inside why cant you and i decide? someway somehow right here right now Lets kick it tonight i dont want to fight forget who was wrong forget who was right if we can forgive each other enough then baby we'll learn how to get back to love It feels like by the way years ago it was only yesterday and who would have known when we stood under moonlight and stars up above and swore that we'd never give up on our love How the pride makes us blind to the hurt that we both know is killing us slowly inside why cant you and i decide? someway somehow right here right now Lets kick it tonight i dont want to fight forget who was wrong forget who was right if we can forgive each other enough then baby we'll learn how to get back to lov
Kicking People Off
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Kickin' Shit
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' exclaimed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.' 'Oh, well, in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?' Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better insurance.' Sometimes I wish some people couldn't see that I am even on this site....
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Kickin A Lil Somethin To Str Yall Off
i speak the truth therefore inlies a messiah somethin of a lyrical genuis so while this world transpires i write this scrpt with my pen now and again these lyrical orgasms escape their pages and reak havoc amongst thos brain-washed robots yet non stop i continue to spit masterpieces like a faucet absent of caution and these verses hit like bullets so i guess im trigger happy so uncanning how this mind ravels riddles unto the masses plainly written across the demeanor of the artist where as this may not reach many but painstakingly i trudge along theroad to reaching them all
A Kick Ass Band Named Pranah
When I was asked to do a review for Piranah, I was a bit scared but when i sat down to listen to the tracks for the hundreth time, it was easyfor me to do. The voice of Darren just allows your mind to wander to the a place you have never been to before. The bass gives your soul a place to jump to. The drums...well lets just say your heart starts to beat in rythm with to every rata tat tat.....the gutiar in and out from the smooth to ruff sound is where it's all put together to complete the story they are telling you!However, I could not do this review on my own. I asked my closet friend at the station and our band relations manager Pryjmaty to help me with this as she is a huge fan of Piranah.Pryjmaty : "My thoughts on truth.....the first time I heard it, I couldn't get it out of my head at work all the next day.It's catchy but hard-hitting at the same time!Visions of the Damned makes me feel like I'm in a movie....walking down a dirty alley and seeing the sights
Prayer and meditation are the means of our daily contact with our Higher Power. Frankly though, for some survivors, even the mention of the word prayer can trigger painful flashbacks. Often it was the very people who abused us who taught us how to pray and who espoused "religious values." These experiences created for us an image of God who looked an awful lot like our abuser. If we turn to a Higher Power that we believe is abusive in any way, we are still victims. Rather, we need to find a Higher Power that is on our side and to establish daily conscious contact for our healing and growth. T. Thomas Surviving with Serenity By daily turning to our Higher Power in prayer, we gain inner strength and guidance for our lives as well as the courage to reach out to other survivors for help when we are in need. I am starting to do theater again. For 14 yeas I was the assistant conductor and principal clarinetist for the musicals done with my local theater group in Hammond. i
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Kid And Me
ONLY GOD KNOWS WHY Kid Rock I've been sittin here Tryin to find myself I get behind myself I need to rewind myself Lookin for the payback Listen for the playback They say that every man bleeds just like me And I feel like number one Yet I'm last in line I watch my youngest son And it helps to pass the time I take too many pills, it helps to ease the pain I made a couple of dollar bills, but still I feel the same Everybody knows my name They say it way out loud A lot of folks fuck with me It's hard to hang out in crowds I guess that's the price you pay To be some big shot like I am Out stretched hands and one night stands Still I can't find love And when your walls come tumbling down I will always be around And when your walls come tumbling down I will always be around People don't know about the things I say and do They don't understand about the shit that I've been through It's been so long since I've been home I've been gone, I've been gone for
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Kid Cannabis How a chubby pizza-delivery boy from Idaho became a drug kingpin MARK BINELLIPosted Oct 06, 2005 12:00 AM Nate Norman was hanging out with his buddy Topher Clark when he came up with The Idea. The two friends were sitting around Nate's house, a dumpy little place near the cemetery, and both of them were extremely stoned. And yet The Idea had more legs than your typical pot-inspired idea. It did not involve a second Twinkie inside the first one. It did not involve genetically modifying the bugs so their blood would not be blood but windshield-wiper fluid. It was, in fact, based on a practical application of global economic theory. That, and cheap weed in Canada. At the time, Nate was a nineteen-year-old high school dropout who worked at a Pizza Hut in Coeur D'Alene -- a gorgeous but dull resort town in Idaho -- and sold the occasional dime bag on the side. Chubby and baby-faced, Nate had never been the type to come up with a million-dollar brainstorm. "He was one o
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now how is almost everything NSFW is this site for kids i am really thinking so... i had so much fun here when i started and now its all banning and marking things NSFW its getting sad... and yeah i know some agree... what kind of online bar has the maturity level of some of the kids on myspace... i came here to get away from it and i bought some friends and made some here... now i might get blocked from blogging this ... are they gonna follow me everywhere and now .... grow the hell up ppl... its a adult site... NSFW hmmm not safe for work well the dipshits know that and come on whos fault not ours.... we pay for this site to keep going with happy hour and blast... i myself will never pay for one till this place grows up.... now really can someone tell me if this is a adult site or what cuz i know i dont think and many more dont.... there is more immaturity here then a daycare.... well im done bitching and moaning .... i want the old site back
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, and stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, jump into bed, slap my wife on the ass, and say, 'Who's horny?' and she acts like she's sound asleep. It works every time!"
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If it ain't about money and pussy it ain't about me i recently checked out some pics posted by a fu-friend of mine that made me think heavily about the socio-political state of this little planet called earth and i've come 2 the conclusion that the revolution so hoped for and covertly fought by the conscious proletariat is being lost, not to capitalism, but to the collective lack of sagacity and /or perspicacity.My question is this; where have all of the che guevaras, bar khokbas, dhu al quarnayns, and jonatha jacksons gone ??? I can't figure out how to put the pictures I saved to a file onto my fu-page.Somebody please help me.
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Kidnap Me Please!!!!
It is that time of the week for the KIDNAPPING EXTRAVAGANZA!! Ok my little Fus Lets see what I have in my desk drawer this week, shall we?.. LETS!! Ok.. As most of you know... I work for a Neurosurgeon and everyone knows... we have the best pens I got blue ones, black, even Red... I have ball pointsoft tip.. People I GOT THEM ALL even have ones that have that cool squishy padding so you dont get a finger cramp I am a "awaiting" kidnap victim who cares about your comfort. Oh I do have lots of change.. LOTS saving my pennies you ask?.. Indeed I am for an occasion just like this one OK,lets see.. hmm.. we have. 6 carry the 2 plus 5.. I have a total of $3.36 cents OH WE ARE TALKING HIGH ROLLER NOW BABY!!!! BOOYA!! What was that?... you want free medical supplies? Okey dokey!! Lets see.. uuuuhhhh.. we sharp knifes.. well not knifes per say.. more like scalpels and such different topical ointments, gauze pads (in a variety of sizes might I add), yards of ta
Kidney Stone....
What in the hell is the world coming to? I have a friend that is going to Cali. because she has submitted herself to him. A random jackass that is going to get his jollies off hurting her. What in the hell is it with guys being so willing to hurt women or children? Why in the hell could someone be so cruel? It makes me sick to think of a man laying a finger on a woman for his pleasure, or just because he can. She was talking about likely having broken bones when this is all said and done, what makes that right? I know it is her life, and I know that certain pain can be pleasurable, but broken bones? I guess this is what I get for caring about my friends, that I can't see the point going to get yourself hurt so some moron can get his rocks off for it. If hurting people for pleasure is what this world is coming to, then being a "human being" is the worst thing I can think of. Well, I had a fun start to the new year. On New Years eve, I went to the ER, thinking I had a kidney infection,
Kidney Stones
Kidney Stones
I am going to call in, and go see a doctor. I've had kidney stones before, and they're very painful. Have as good one.
Kidney Walk
Emily Needs your help! She's going on a walk, and as MUCH as you'd like to be behind her, wondering if fries go with that .... hmmmm ... Look ..... She's got a Kidney Foundation Walk a Thon coming up! This is a charity that is VERY close to her heart. Not as sexy nor fun as Bewbs, but there is still a GREAT need. You CAN get behind her, and um, ...... help her out. Click the pic below to hit her Kidney Walk page. Who knows, maybe she'll post a pic or two .... yeah, I DO like shakes !!! mmHmm Catch her act here: Emily O' IMAX ☆ THE IMAX EXPERIENCE ~ see more, hear more, feel more ☆@ fubar Made with Love by Tappinit ... uh huh, yup yup ... wrote it blind since i cant see it on the Bar .. miss u all!!
Kidney Failure
So Last week, I woke up in hellish pain. I wet to the doctor's and found out that one of my kidneys stopped functioning and that I also have high blood pressure, which sux. I'm still in alot of pain even though I spent the better part of a week in a hospital bed with tubes running through me and the morphine was AWESOME as well as the vicadin, but I digress. I want to thank all of those who clled me and left me love. it's nice to know that ppl actually do care about the well-being of others. Thank you all. Hopefully I'll get better soon for when I start to travel across country again for the fall. Hope to see som of you on my journey.
Ok all i go into the hospital tomorrow 3-4-09 Wednesday to have my right kidney taken out so i wont be on for a while you can still leave your hugs an kisses i love them all mwahhh mwahhh mwahhhh and thank you too all my friends on here for all the support you give me yes Deanne the big bad bounty hunter is scared lol all of u who know the people who live near me that are on here and that are friends will keep you posted on whats going on and how iam doing so sweeties i wont be on after today for a while so be good think good things and i love ya ..... Deanne Always think about others, and always lend a hand!! You dont know when one day you might need that hand ..... Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? DESK 2. Your signific
Kidney Stone
becuse iam tire of telling one by one what happen i thought i just do another blog on may14 i had my laser surgery to blast the kidney stone in my body it hurts like hell but i had worse specially the time i had my spneel removed anywaysits going to take me a long time to recover some times its hard to walk and half the time i sleep alot for the people who think iam making this up i do got pics to prove i did have this done i already uploaded one pic its not the best but you have to do with what you got
Kidney Stones
Kidney Failure
Has anyone had Kidney Failure ? If so, what does it feel like ? I recently had a Kidney Stone. Since then till 3 days ago I would breath deep and feel something pop in my side. Now the popping feeling has been replaced by a constant pain in my side. Which feels like I been punched.
Kidnapping Of Sarah Tayki
Kid Or No Kid
Kid Rock
(1)Balls In your Mouth(2)Cowboy(3)Devil Without a Cause(4)Only God Knows Why(New Orleans Baby)(5)Walk This Way(6)Picture
Kid Rock
Its feb. 9th and I am going to see Kid Rock live at joe louis arena in Detroit!!! I should be a good show! He is preforming with revrand run of run dmc; and other surprise guests! Ana can't drink but I'm sure I will drink plenty for the both of us LMAO!
Kid Rock!!
I have been looking forward to Bayfest since last year!! For those that don't know, Bayfest is a 3 day outdoor concert in downtown Mobile. Last night We went to see Kid Rock!!! OMG!! I've been told that he puts on one hell of a show and dammit he proved it last night! He rocked and we had a blast! It was by far the best concert we've ever been too. He looked as if he was having a ball! I've seen him in interviews say that he's where he's at b/c of his fans. So when he puts on a show, he's gonna make sure his fans have an awesome time. That's exactly what happend. That was the largest crowd I've seen and EVERYONE was so excited. Loud/awesome music, great friends to share it with, and the best performance EVER!!! If you have the chance to see one of his shows, I strongly advise you to do it. It will be well worth your money!!
Kid Rock
Kid RockCowboy Music Video Codes By Music
Kid Rock Lyrics
"Fuck U Blind" I'm on the brink I wonder what u bitches think like Madonna walkin round like you ship doesn't stink No class jack ass bitches actin like a burro dressed in black head to toe thinkin you're so fuckin euro Tryin to act Manhattan when you're from some little village In a Public Enemy shirt and it's all for your image Cuz any other rap you think it's crap fuckin trash Bitch talk your shit just never let me get that ass cuz... [Chorus] I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind bitch I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more Back in school I knew this chick her name was Sara Bolerdies and she thought she was the shit becuz she dated older guys Dumb bitch fuckin whore always wanted to get laid but never gave the pussy up to anybody in her grade Played me like a sucker like a bitch like a punk that little pussy lickin finger fuckin ho ass cunt Never once did she speak to anybody in her class so one day I told her never let me get that ass cuz...
Kid Rock
Kids Having Kids
7 Kids Of Sex!!!????
7 Kinds of Sex!!! ??? Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wi
Kids Internet Activity
Monitor your kids' internet activity Bug your kids' computers by buying software that logs what sites they browse, IMs, e-mails, etc. - it could save their lives! You can find software that'll limit your child's internet access. Kids are young and don't know about the preditors out there on internet land, even worse, not a lot of parents do either since they are not from the computer era! Heck, even I remember the days where there was no such thing as internet. Parents, educate yourselves, even take classes, cause you'll kick yourselves in the asses if you don't, besides, everything is computerized now, just go with it or become Amish.
Kids You Got To Love Them
Kids Ya Got To Luv Um The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked," Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked," Is your Mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "no". Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's hom
The Kids
Well, considering that I have to work at 1130am tomarrow/today...Im going to make this nice and simple. Yes, I did have a problem saving my money and spending it wisely a few years ago. Or at least during the time, my ex was paying me child support and all of that extra money that he was sending me. Yes, I should have saved it up but that gives my ex no excuse for the money problems he has now with his new wife and the family he brought into his life. Yes, it is great that he has a new family but I think that you need to find yourself financially capable first before bringing in a new family. Oh, and I at least did not have to give up my children to my parents for awhile so that I can save money up because I can not afford to take care of them and then risk my parents wanting to get custody of my kids...hmmmm, and this new wifey of my ex's claims that I have a problem with my Okay, so I may be a little off the edge at times about all of this and it does seem
Kids Are Getting Smarter
Open your skin page find skin you want to fix then click on edit. Copy and paste this filter into your code. Below each place it says transparent. And then save it. filter:alpha(opacity=85); -moz-opacity:0.85; opacity:0.85; you know your kids are getting smarter faster than you can keep up with when your 6 year old can replace a broken cd-rom by themselves!!!!
Kids Off Tap (k.o.t.)
Kids Contest-this Little Girl Needs Your Votes
Kids Say The Darndest Things
SO I sitting on the computer when I hear Alex say from the kitchen to Cole..."Cole let me show you something cool on the dishwasher here. Now pay attention because someday you will be married and your wife will ask you to load the dishwasher and I don't want you to look like an idiot, so this is how you do it." I have no idea what possessed her to tell him that, but it was the cutest thing.
Kids Contest-misty Wins
what do i do about not having enough patience with my child's tantrums and screaming
Kids Stuff
This is a personal favourite of mine.. I have it framed on the wall in my office. lol Have you been to The Land of Happy, Where everyone's happy all day, Where they joke and they sing Of the happies things, And everything's jolly and gay? There's no one unhappy in Happy, There's laughter and smiles galore. I have been to The Land of Happy- What a bore! Ok... so those of u who know a lil something about me, probably know that I love the word pickle. lol *shrug* don't ask why but it makes me giggle. I also happen to love childrens poems and have a very large collection of childrens literature. Anyway, I thought i'd share something to make u smile and hopefully u can enjoy "pickle" too! ICKLE ME, PICKLE ME, TICKLE ME TOO WENT FOR A RIDE IN A FLYING SHOE. "HOORAY!" "WHAT FUN!" "IT'S TIME WE FLEW!" SAID ICKLE ME, PICKLE ME, TICKLE ME TOO. ICKLE WAS CAPTAIN, AND PICKLE WAS CREW AND TICKLE SERVED COFFEE AND MULLIGAN STEW AS HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER THEY FLEW
Kids Say The Darndest Things!
I don't understand the youth today. Some say that the problem with todays kids is that there is to much influence of tv and games on young impressionable minds. Personally I find it to be alittle more in depth then that. I don't think it's fare to kids now a days. It's like they can't be just kids. They try to be so grown up, not realising there never gonna be kids again. It's pretty sorry if you ask me. "Your young, go jump in a pile of leaves, go see a movie with your friends, watch cartoons, play with playdough, run around in the rain just cause, BE A KID!" You get one chance to be a kid and then it's over. Most people find a point in there life when they want that sense of being a kid back in there lives. But the reality is, it's gone, and you can't get it back. Let's be honest it's fun to go drink and act a fool, it's great to find a person you think is beautiful and F*$# the living S%(* out of them, but theres gonna be lots of time to do that, for now just enjoy your yo
Okay my kids are 2 and 3.....Need I say more First my oldest got into the cake and spread icing all over my floor....UG!!!! and then he put all of the clean towels and wash cloths into the tub with him....and i just washed all of them prior to that.... man o kids!!!
Kids Invading Ct!
Kids At Heart
My Resignation haha anyone with me? RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want
Earlier tonight I was in the drive thru at McDonalds, my youngest daughter popped up as I was talking to my oldest daughter about what kind of Dr her friend wanted to be. She said he wanted to be a General Practioner. My youngest daughter then yelled "Shawnee wants to be a Peteratrician!", meaning pediatrician. I was literally crying I was laughing so hard and the girl in the drive thru was asking my oldest if I was nuts. You gotta love the things kids say
Kids Finally Here At Last
Well the kids have been here a week. Seven days today. They seem to be ajusting to life in the south just fine. They love it here. of course havent heard from their dad in about 5 days either. But they love Adam and he seems to love him. Adam's family seems to like them too. Krissie and Tresa get along great and Bud and Matthew do too and everyone loves Theresa but she is so little and cute who couldnt love her. But I wanted to let everyone know how they are doing. Well after 7 long months my kids are finally here. I am so happy I am speechless. I leave tomorrow morning to drive to Chatanooga Tn. to pick them up. Their dad is driving them that far and I will meet them there. So at long last the wait is finally over.
I cant begin to tell you How I feel for you,my friends You are so dear to me Its true our friendship has no end. When things are down and lonely And no one seems to care I dont even have to say a word becasue your always there You always see the good in me When I just see the bad You bring a smile to my face When Iam feeling sad. I want to say "I Love You" And I tahnk Him every day For sending such a special friend Into my life this way And kf I learn on thing on earth I hope that it can be I'm just as good a friend to you As you have been to me. it is a pain in the ass when you have to work 7 days aweek with no days off help lets keep the polution down and keep our forest from being destroyed
Kids Stories
You gotta love kid's stories. A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!." "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "FUCK!" the rottweiler ate him!" . Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Put a bra and tampons in a guys shopping cart. Put a pair of tiny thongs in a big woman's bug
Kids Will Make U Laugh....
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his > > bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an > > envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to > > "Dad." > > With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling > > hands and read the letter. > > Dear Dad: > > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to > > elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I > > have been finding real > > passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not > > approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight > > motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. > > But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that > > we will be very happy.She owns a trailer in the woods and has a > > stack of firewood for the whole winter. > > We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy ha
3 Kids Found Dead In Fetus Theft Case
BELLEVILLE, Ill. - A baby sitter charged with murder clubbed a pregnant woman in the head repeatedly with a table leg, then cut her fetus from the womb in a bathtub where she later drowned the victims three young children, an investigator testified Wednesday. The grisly details in the September slayings of Jimella Tunstall and her family were revealed at a hearing where a coroners jury, after a few minutes of deliberations, concluded the deaths were homicides. Tiffany Hall, 24, has been charged with first-degree murder and faces a possible death sentence in the death of Tunstall and with intentional homicide of an unborn child Tunstalls 7-month-old fetus. She has pleaded not guilty and remains jailed on $5 million bond. She has not been charged in the drownings of the children, ages 7, 2 and 1, although authorities have said she confessed and led them to the bodies. Prosecutor Robert Haida has said those deaths eventually will be presented to a grand jury for possible cha
Hi all, I just got back from taking my oldest Andrew to the health department. It turns out he has strep throat!! Goodness, just some congestion, and fevers turns into something serious. He is on antibiotics and has to see the doctor next tuesday! He has had some high temps, and he has said that his throat hurt, but now he has a huge lymph node that is swollen really big and his tonsils are all inflamed, swollen, and red! So the next ten days should be fun, I just hope that he gets to feeling better, and that none of us get the strep throat. I will write more once i find out next week. Hope you all have a great week. If i am not on that much you will know why, and the weekends i am hardly on anyways....... Take care and Hugs all :) Hi all, I have a 9 yr old boy who is starting to really frustrate me here lately. He isn't acting like himself and i am wondering if there is something going on at school. A couple of years ago, when he was in the 1st grade he had a boy that was really bully
Kids 1st Fish Stories~
Kids First Fish stories ~ ~are always the best told tales to hear~ whether our pets or our game, no story the same, give us memories we hold dear~! x0x0x~ Denise~
Kids And School
Hi all, I am so sorry that I haven't been blogging here lately. Been really busy trying to get kids ready for school and all that. Today was the kids first day of school, they were supposed to go yesterday, but our creek overflowed and flooded out the area near Kyle's school, so all the buses couldn't get over there, so they cancelled school. They will have to make up the day that they missed at the end of the year, but oh well they got an extra day to play! We finally got our paychecks today, we got paid yesterday but I couldn't borrow my mom's car yesterday. A really good friend of hers, her daughter was diagnosed with stage 2 breast cancer...... and she was going in for surgery Monday morning, and my mom stated to her friend, that if she needed her, she would be there with her. So needless to say today was a busy day. Darryl had to drive home with the paychecks, I drove to the bank to get cash for him, and for me to pay for groceries and the rest of the school supplies that we neede
So, my daughter was up last night with ear pain. She got up this morning and was playing with her cousin. She came to me, I was laying on the couch, and told me that she had "drool" in her hair. I said, WHAT????? She told me that "her ear was drooling into her hair"! LOL! She has an ear infection and her tubes were draining it but I thought that was the CUTEST thing I had ever heard!! LOL! Just thought that I would share! LOL!
Kids Pic
Kids On Leashes
most of us on ct are parents...both moms and dads who love and respect our kids, hoping that we would raise them to love their own individuality and the lessons taught to make their own choices and limits. we began teaching our kids from the moment they escape from the womb. our first initial bonding with our children satisfies their human needs, but later in the early years we instills in their young minds that we can be trusted, and would not let them least that is how it should be..... I was walking out of target the other day (for those indy folks, washington square to be exact) with my 18 years old daughter, and saw a young mother with three children between the ages of 3-5, all with a harness on and a leash leading to her hands. The contraptions looked as though they were newly bought at a pet store...very colorful indeed...she seemed to be more worried about finding her husband then how the kids were longing to be free. she pulled on them like reins on horses,
well my daughter has been sick these few days. she was sick tuesday afternoon. she was running a real high fever and trowing up. i took her to the dr. that evening and they admitted her to that hospital. so we were in the hospital tuesday night untill this morning. the dr. didnt really know what the infection was. that is why we ended up there. but they kinda figure out it was probably a UTI. but she is so much better now im so glad. well just thought i would let everyone know that is the reason why i havent been on the past few days. well ttyl well my daughter is fixing to turn 5 this coming monday. im throwing her a party on sunday afternoon. it well be good for her. we are hoping that one of her friends from school gets to come that would be great if she could. but i havent talked to her mother so i dont know if she will though. so just to let all yall know i wont be on till that evening sometime. well i know that i told 1 or 2 of you that my daughter was has dental work done tod
Ok, so we went to the Danville Police Department. Paula didn't show up with Kayla, so the detective called Kayla on her cell phone. She said her mom wouldn't even talk to her and hadn't come to get her so she wanted her dad to pick her up. Her dad picked her up and brought her to the police department. Her mom finally arrived, 20 minutes after the scheduled appointment with the social worker. Had she not shown up they were going to send Kayla home with us after calling DCFS to report the incident. When Paula came she had her lawyer with her and had David served with a no-contact order and no visitations with his daughter. The police were pissed and so was the social worker. It's just another way for Paula to emotionally abuse and beat David and Kayla down. Kayla still refuses to go home to her mom's house but agreed to stay with her grandmother until we can come up with $5000 for a lawyer or until she turns 18 and moves in with us anyway, which ever comes first. As if she already could
ok I have a 13 month old little girl named Legacy. I just found out that her daddy is in jail and was ordered 22 1/2 years. He wasn't the person I thought he was when I found out I was going to have a baby so we went our different ways. Anyways he has never met her nor has he ever asked to until now. I got a phone call from his mother today asking if she could come by and pick Legacy up and take her to go and see Eric. I told her that i didnt think that it was a good idea and she got mad and hung up on me. My daughter will be grown by the time he gets out so why subject her to that and someone she doesn't really even know. I have no problem raising her myself because i know i can set a good example for her. Was I wrong for doing this or do you think I did the right thing?
2 Kids And A Dog
My 2 children and our dog rode in a trailer that i have for them when i mow grass so that they can ride with me. they spent the entire time in that trailer just having fun. Wished i had pics of this it would have been funny to show everyone.
my oldest moved out this weak and im not shure how to feal about it happy and sad its a new time for both of us ! im only 36 i looked forword to the fact that i wud b young wen she left home but now its hear she starts coll. in the fall im just kinda lost any thouts out there on movin on for me too lol > Happy happy joy joy im a kinky sex toy, fuck me, suck me, make me scream kinky > sex is all i need !
Kids Write About The Sea
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." ... Manuel, age 8 "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ...Greg, age 8 "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell...that's why perfume and deodorant is so popular." ...Mae, age 9 "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." ... Bart, age 9 "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." ... Alonzo, age 9 " When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." ... Wendy, age 8 "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." ...Anita, age 8 "I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like
why is it that kids that are five and und have to make there parents nuts
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "Youeserve to die You
Kids Are Too Funny
We went to get the guys haircuts today and while we were there I was asking the kids what they would do if someone offered them a cigarette. Our daughter said she would tell them "No thanks I don't smoke or like it." So I asked her what if they keep asking you to or try to get you to smoke after you tell them that. She said "Stop asking because I am not gonna smoke" then she said she would walk away. Now, our son said he too would say no and if they kept asking he would tell them "Don't make me use my karate moves on you because I know karate!" We cracked up and so did the other customers in the room. Although I may not have spelled it right it's still a funny story. lol We were visiting my hubby's grandmother in La. and one night as we were getting ready for bed our 8 yo son (turning 9 in Nov.) asked his great-grandma "Grandma, do you have a tempur-pedic pillow?" we were like HUH? how does he know that? lol the funny part is that he knew what it meant!! LMAO She answered "No baby." W
Kid's Letter To God
A Little boy wrote a letter to God, asking him for $100. He addressed to envelope “God”, put his return address on it, and dropped it in the corner mailbox. The postmaster thought this was such a nice gesture from a young child and decided to sent this letter on to President. The President was so touched by the little boy’s sincerity that he told his secretary to send the boy $5. Upon receiving the money, the boy wrote the following thank you letter: “Dear God- Thank you for the money. I noticed you sent it through Washington D.C. and of course, they have deducted $95. Love, Joey”
Kid Said What?
Alright, here's the scoop. I go to the same gas station on my way to work every morning to get a Monster energy drink. So I get there at the gas station, grab my drink and go stand in line waiting to pay. So I'm waiting to pay right, and this lady with her little kid is in line next to me. I notice out of the corner of my eye the little kid's just staring at me. So I very nicely turn to the little kid and smile back. All of a sudden the kid point's his finger at me, look's up at his mom and says, "Mommy, is that my daddy?" She turns beet red, I start busting up laughing so hard it hurts, and all the cashier's start to laugh. It just reminded me of the Maury show, Mommy which one's my daddy? lmmfao!
There should be laws against having children in this country. To many damn women are poppin out 3, 4, 5 damn kids and placing the responsibility on everyone else. I mean c'mon. Do you realize how many children are diagnosed each year with ADD & ADHD? these same kids are fed cookies , candy and soda to keep them quiet and out of their mothers hair while she is out doin some random guy to pay her bills. wanna keep your kids still.... one good ass beating, they will stay still trust that worked on me... my mom kicked my ass i did not move. not even that, you can not get on a bus, train or even walk into a store here without some kid running around and acting a fool, while their parents are roaming aimlessly or talking on a cell phone. damn, if you do some research there have never been any children in history that ever acted up the way they do these days. I think it is just irresponsibility. 1. children will not keep you together with any man. 2. if you don't want them ... then d
my kids are my world as ever one know it should be.thay are bad at times and a little hard to deal with at itmes but i wouldnt give them up for the world or anything to strait with every if my ex-wife wants them come get them .and you better pack a lunch and dinner cause its going to be a all day job.then your going to lose any how!!!!
Kids Toys
I got my son an erector set for his bday yesterday. I had alot of fun with mine when i was his age. Now i know things are dif. now but damn. It took me nearly 4 hrs to put the damn thing together.
so our oldest son will start preschool on thurday of this week. yeah he started late but we are finally settled into the town here so he had to be a little late. Its so crazy that he is starting school he grew up way too fast. Im excited for him because he has been wanting to go to school forever. I hope he likes it!!
Kids And Beauty Pageants
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6- year-olds, because the last one is classic! 1. Don't change horses.......................... until they stop running. 2. Strike while the............................. bug is close. 3. Its always darkest before.................... Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of............. termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but............ how? 6. Don't bite the hand that..................... looks dirty. 7. No news is................................... impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a....................... Mister. 9. You can't teach an old dog new .............. math. 10.
The Kids
I'm sitting here listening to the girls fight and no i'm not gonna stop them. why? because they are fighting over something that they have more then one of and they are exactly the same. it's been like this all day. if karma has it destyni wants it and if destyni has it karma wants long as i see no blood or a bone that seems out of place and they are both still moving i have decided to let them duke it out. they have completly trashed their room again and i've cleaned it a few times today...they are suppose to be girls but they act like boys. aside from the screaming..which by the way i wish there was a way of muting that because i've got a headache and they wont stop. but yeah this is mainly becasue i'm bored and dont know what else to do so i thought i'd ramble about whats going on here. but yeah, laters
Kids And Projects
2 weeks ago i was informed by my 12 yr old son that he has to turn in a project. " what kind of project?" i asked him. " oh i have to build a water bottle rocket". i tell him no problem, just get the information and we can build it. we have to know what size water bottle, do we need to build a launcher, what will the teacher provide etc. the next day i ask " did you get the info?" to which he replied " no,, i forgot ". bring it home tomorrow he is told. it was forgotten about until the weekend just before it was due,,, still no info, nada,, " oh the directions mustve been washed and i am certain we need a launcher" grrr at the last minute we were scrambling to build a water bottle rocket, complete with launcher assy. total cost $68 at the local hardware store. gawd i was pissed. how could a project for school, thats worth so much of his grade require $65 in parts. the rocket and launcher were built,,we stayed up late sunday night workin on it. it was in on time. and now it sits on the
Kids' Cough Syrups Recalled
Some Kids' Cough Syrups Recalled Several Robitussin and Children's Dimetapp Products Recalled Because of Dosage Cup; No Problem With Medications By Miranda Hitti WebMD Medical NewsReviewed by Louise Chang, MDOct. 30, 2007 -- Wyeth Consumer Healthcare issued a voluntary recall today of several of its Robitussin products and Children's Dimetapp Cough & Cold Congestion product. The recall only involves the following products for all U.S. retailers: Robitussin Cough DM Robitussin Cough & Cold CF Robitussin Cough & Congestion Robitussin Chest Congestion Robitussin Head & Chest Congestion PE Robitussin Cough Sugar Free DM Childrens Dimetapp Cold & Chest Congestion In a news release, Wyeth says the recall has nothing to do with the medications themselves. Instead, it's about the dosage cup that comes with the products. Wyeth will remove dosage cups that don't have a half-teaspoon mark, which is the recommended dose for children aged 2-6, and replace those products
Did you go through a period of time (or perhaps, like me ...since day one)that your child seems completely deaf to you. You honestly cannot tell the difference....If it isn't want they want to hear they could have bomb go off in their ear...and not blink an eye...I speak from experience. BUT...what todo about it. I finally found a new way to know if they just aren't paying attention...or they are ignoring deliberately... IT is amazing ...the results you get with this. As soon as I become aware that they have not acknowledged a word of what I have now repeated at least 3 times...I think of something that really catches them...FOR MY DAUGHTER..."Hey should we invite _____over for dinner, would you like that?" Her boyfriend of course is the invitee.... The results would astonish anyone ...for now she has given me her ears, her eyes are on me, and she is now leaning half-way across the room from me... As for my son !!, he is somewhat harder, he knows when and where the MONSTER
I have 2 children.. One is 3 and one is 1.. I love them both dearly.. As for the father he has not seen my 3 year old which is adopted out now since she was about 6 months old.. The same guy is the father of my 1 year old which is with my dad.. He has not seen her since she was 2 months old.. Now he is coming around and wanting to see them and I don't think that he deserves the chance to know them.. So am I wrong for that or should he have the chance
Kids Showing Us The Way!!
You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child" Then he told the following story: Shay
Kids Talking About Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having f
Slow down for three minutes to read....It's so worth it. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think : ____ "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 _____ "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 _____ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 _____ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 ___ "Love is what makes you smile wh
What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think
Kids Song
DREAMLAND I will see you in Dreamland Theres lots of candy and cakes For us to eat and toys to play I will see you in Dreamland Chrous: I will see you in Dreamland For we can have fun together Make a wish and ur wish will come true and there ur wish be there with you I will see you in Dreamland where things comes true with wish like I wish a flying Golden Fish I will see you in Dreamland Chorus: I will see you in Dreamland I will see you in Dremland
For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally. "Circumcised" (this is priceless!) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to Investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Kids Caughtto Love Them .
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst! !' and it didn't move." 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out
Kids And Religion
A little boy was walking down a dirt road one Sunday afternoon when he met a little girl going in the same direction. "Hello," said the little boy. "Hi," replied the little girl. "Where are you going?" "I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home," "Me too. I'm also on my way home from church. Which church do you go to?" "I go to the Baptist church back down the road. "What about you?" "I go to the Methodist church back at the top of the hill." After they'd walked a short distance together they came to a low spot in the road where rains had partially flooded the road. There was no way they could get across to the other side without getting wet. "If I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom's going to skin me alive," said the little girl. "My Mom'll tan my hide too, if I get my new Sunday suit wet," "I tell you what I think I'll do. I'm gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across." "That's a good idea. I'm going to
There are days I love them to death and others I just wish I was alone! It takes a special someone to reach the inner depths of your heart. I belive I have started allowing him inside this ole torn and tatered heart of mine. I just hope he bears with me thru out the days and nights that are restless and weary. He likes me for me and shows me all the love and kindness a woman could ask for. Just pray that I am the woman he wants for all time!!
Kids Blamed In Christmas Eve Theft
How to deal with today's youth. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad would have a good one, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his answer. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
The Kids
I woke up this morning to a shake and a poke from an innocent 5 yr old anxiously awaiting her first day of Kindergarten. We have spent the last year counting down the days on the calendar when this day would come. I was filled with anxiousness and excitement for her up until this afternoon. As her name was called and she went to her teacher and got her name tag and everything she needed for her desk, I felt proud and overwhelmingly sad at the same time. Where the HELL did time go??? It almost seemed increasingly unfair that all of a sudden I am forced to learn how to let go. Not totally, but a little bit. She was so proud of her Hannah Montana shoes she was FINALLY able to wear, she had to show them to any and every willing person that would look and smile. And don't get me started on her black and pink Hello Kitty backpack. I wasn't worried one iota that she would have a problem making friends in her first year of school. The boy she had been talking to before class began
Kids` Blogs
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1) I tend to talk in my sleep, and have been known to get into trouble for this in the past, innocently by the way....I Swear 2) I type with 2 fingers and need to watch where they go in order to type and Still tend to screw up repeatedly.....reason (3) will explain why this is 3) I failed typing in High School `cause I was always getting caught in Home Ec.Class instead, eating the "food" the girls attempted to make to cure the munchies aquired on the way to school 4) My children are most important in my life, they always have and always will come first, after all, I brought them into this screwed up world 5) I have always wanted to ro
Kids These Days
My sister called this morning and told me that she caught my 10 year old niece smoking a cigarette behind a dumpster in the alley at her house! She was asking my input on what should be her punishment! I told my sis to remember what mama did to me when I was caught smoking behind the church when I was 15...(which was to smoke a WHOLE DAMN pack right in front of her WHILE reading an encyclopedia about the advanced stages of lung cancers..which was full of gross pictorials...DAMN). That cleared my desire to smoke cigarettes right up! I dont think that my niece should smoke a pack but maybe do a book report on the risks of smoking and present it to her classmates or something to that nature! What input should I give my sister? What would you do? A) Tell her to remember what mama did to me... B) Approach it loss of TV, cell phone, extra chorus, etc...
Kids, Dogs And Other Critters
I spend my time in my room. My computer is there, as is a tv, the only things I dont have are a refridgerator and microwave. T says forget it. For that matter, so does G. We dont have face to face conversations. Each of us has a computer and we Yahoo each other, rather than walk to another room. It makes things easier. Kinda. We do eat dinner together, which is nice, and we usually smoke a cig together before we do clean up and what ever else needs done. Here is the problem. They complain about me isolating. The truth of the matter is that we all isolate. G and M shut their door most of the day, T DJ's on fubar any chance she gets. The dogs even isoolate, although they are usually at least two of them together, they still prefer their own company than us, UNLESS it is feeding time, or bed time. Four of the dogs sleep sleep with t, and buddy sometimes sleeps with me, which means he gets most of my pillows. It really isnt that bad. I come out of my room wh
Kids....say The Darndest Damn Things In Public
Ok so you've seen the pepto bismol commercials with various people attempting to sing the "nausea heartbearn indigestion upset stomach diarrheaaa" well there's on particular commerical my kids and I find really funny where one lady is saying diarheaaa and is all crazy about it.. To make a long story short... we went to the mall today... and the video store... My 4 year old WOULD NOT... stop saying DIARHEEAAAAA lmao as loud as she could and as often... DAMN THE TV!!!!
Kids Say The Darndest Things
So today was day two in carrying out the lesson plan I made for Geometry (which I'm teaching to the fourth grade class I'm assigned to. Basically I'm having the students make short skits using the geometry terms in groups of three or four. One of the groups was having trouble deciding what to do so I started spouting off possible scenarious they could try. They decided they liked the idea of a game show. They quickly set to work on creating what they thought would be a good cross between funny and informational. I was relieved since these three students did not originally want to work together. Well, they began thinking that two of them would be contestants on the show and one of them would be the host. Well, the little boy that wanted to be the host is one of our students who loves to be funny and silly and creative...he felt that the only girl in the group should be the "nerd" that knew all the answers and the other boy in the group should be the "cool homie." The three deb
Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it withou t using tables. __________ ________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Do nald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Gl
they r very funny sometimes but really i get very frustrated with them so quickly there on this crap about not listening and i get really mad sometimes and have to get away from them .
Lately I have found myself being kept busy by my grand-daughter. Last night ric and I both received invites from her to join bebo. I haven't joined but have checked out the site today. It's not somewhere my ten year old grandchild needs to be. I talked to her mom, my daughter, today about it. It seems when the babysitter is there my grandchildren do quite a few things they aren't supposed to. The babysitter knows that when their mom isn't there the kids aren't supposed to be on the computer but lets them anyway. Time for a new babysitter! But it was daycare, not the babysitter, that helped my grand-daughter set up internet accounts. So lately I find myself spending my online time checking around for my grandchildren. I know my daughter is going to handle the matter in more ways than one. she may even be shutting down her computer completely. I have my three year old still at home with me. And even though several years will pass before he's ready to surf the net I have already installed
Nothing is more better than seeing the smile on ur baby and hearing the laugh of you child. Thats part of being a mom I love the most.
Kids Are Why I Need A Drink!
You know I have a wonderful gorgeous nine year old. She is this blonde haired blue eyes little cherub. But underneath this is a satan spawn. She used to be sweet and loving. Now she is nothing but anger and arguments. I know its because I am not home at night. Her father tends to either yell at her instead of talking to her or he is too busy with playing video games to pay attention. I have to work. I have to make a living. I guess I have to take a pay cut and try and find a day job. I finally found a job that is good for me and pays a great salary. My daughter is more important. I am just at my wits end...not sure what to do with her anymore. I welcome any suggestions! Thanks for listening!
Kids Photo Contest.....
just looking at my kids,i cannot believe how much they grow up on me. sometime i wish they all baby but i know they have to grow up . i know to let they go is going to be hard for me but they have make thier our life tooo. i love them so much they are my heart and soul. and if u have kids u know what i'm talking about. i guess grow and die that part of life. but i will be with them all their life no matter what . they are growing up
Kids :-)
Kids Are Quick
Kids Car
i went down to corpus christi saturday and bought my daughter a 1965 a code mustang it needs new interior and a paintjob but the body is perfect and the motor runs great.i will be posting pictures soon of the car and during the rebuilding so you all can see how its going
Kids And Childbirth
THROUGH THE EYES OF CHILDREN ..... 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' 2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents. ' 3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle. ' 4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women! 's lock er room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. Th
Kids Dad
Mark Passed this morning . The girls did not get the chance to say good bye to him. I think i feel better that they did not have to be there while he went. But i still wish they were able to give a last kiss. The girls are there now with the family and hope they all are going to be ok He was 49 years old . Rest in peace Mark Will always love ya They gave my girls dad 2 more days on support so they can be there with him as he goes. Amanda left for tampa tonight and Jessica will arrive tomorrow. I am so proud of them that they want to be there for him as he leaves this world. But i am worried for them if they can deal with the things that happen as he goes. I just hope they made the right choice. WE have gotten some bad news about an hour ago about the girls dad , He will be gone in 4 more hours . My heart is so crushed , I was happy they gave him till december but he took a turn for the worst last night , He is in a coma and will not wake after 5 tonight . Now the girls are
Kids These Days
Ok, here's the kids have been keeping me up practically all night and I feel like because their dad isn't around they think they can walk all over me. Does anyone have any ideas how to get them to listen?
Need some help guys. I have 2 children from 2 different women. My son is the oldest and spends more time with me that my daughter does. To answer questions, he is 8. Problem is, he has been acting out real bad lately. We have taken him to a Therapist and had sessions alone, and together. Now he has been lieing constantly about the smallest stuff and not doing what he is supposed to do. We have done time outs, taken his things away from him, and still doesnt work. We are considering spankings now. I am asking all parents out there to give me their opinion. Is there something else we can try or are we missing something???
Always laugh when you can, It's cheap medicine. Whatever you do, put romance and ethusiasm into the life of your children. The soul is healed by being with children. Blessed is the man who keeps in touch with his childs heart. Children seldon misquote you. In fact they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Teach a child to trust in God, not the morning headlines. It is better to bind your children to you by a feeling of respect, and gentleness, than by fear. The roots grow deep when the winds are strong. The tongue is the deadliest of all blunt instruments. When you're dealing with a child, keep your wits about you, and sit on the floor. That energy which makes a child hard to manage is the energy that afterwards makes him a manager of life. A world without children is a world without newness, regeneration, color and vigor. The surest way to make it hard for children is to make it easy for them. Don't limit your child to your
Kids Are Crazy
so we all know about the site myspace, it's as much a part of the modern culture as computers and the internet. I like most people have a myspace. and my daughter has seen my myspace over my shoulder as I am messing around on the site. well I was sittiner hmessing around on my page and Athena sat next to me and said is that "your space?" I chuckled and explained you mean myspace? she says "that's what I said" and rob explains when he says it he calls it myspace, when I say it it's called my whn she says it it's called myspace. and she says "that's what I SAID it's your space" and the only thing that caame to my mind was who's on first..."
Kids Are So Amazing
kids are so amazing... WHAT LOVE MEANS TO AGE 4 TO 8 YEAR OLD CHILDREN Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouths of babes. What does 'Love' mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does 'love' mean?' The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. ' Rebecca- age 8 'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth. ' Billy - age 4 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other. ' Karl - age 5 'Love is when you go out to eat and
This is how I parent. Is it perfect? Of course not. Does it work for us? Certainly. Respect your kids as much as you want them to respect you. Before you raise your voice to condemn them, take a second to reverse the role and realize how you would feel if someone was talking to you that way. Support their failures. Explain to them how they can do better without telling them how YOU would do it. Ask them for their input on how they think they could do it better. Celebrate their victories. Teach them that winning is a great thing. But in general, life is not a series of winning. Explain to them that even if their winning and their failures balance out at 50% each, that the failures remain in your mind much longer than the victories. Teach them that it is OK to lose, and that they can't be good at everything. Show them good sportsmanship on the court, on the field, and in life. Losing with grace is much more important than winning with pride. Teach them early that life is n
Kids On Fubar
So here I am bored on Fubar on a saturday afternoon. My 12 year old daughter is hogging the TV with the xbox and she refuses to go to the pool until later so she wont get burned. So here I am... flipping through peoples pics. Ok so next photo that pops up is obviously a 15 or 16 year old girl. I look at the comments below the pic. AND OMG! Now I would like to say I am pretty damn liberal. However its obvious this is a young teen. So here I am appalled and disgusted by what these guys are saying to her. Its upsetting to me because in a few years this could be my daughter. Where am I? The parent? Do I not care enough about her to monitor her online activities? Well I do care and it wont happen on my watch. Just sad to see those Dateline NBC shows meant nothing to apparently A BUNCH of men on here. One of the sickest parts is that one of the guys I saw leaving comments has been knocking on my Fubar door... good thing I don't always answer. SICKOS ALL OF THEM!
my 4yr old starts school today!!! i'm a bit worried as to how she will go on,i didn't worry about her sister as much cos she is so easy going nothing much worries her and she just goes with the flow. the 4yr old on the other hand is strong headed and has a very strong will to do what she wants,she will tell you not to shout at her if you do and gets very stroppy very easy. its going to be interesting to see what the teacher says at picking up time.
Kids Cereal Dope Addicts
ever look at kids cartoons or cereal boxes? there is some crazy shit goin on here i need to point out. ok lets start, first golden smacks, first of all sugar bear is all fucked up in the eyes, his shit is all half open and shit. not to mention a big spoon with a golden drip comin out it, ( can someone say herione). rice crispies is snap crackle and pop. snap is snorting, crackle is cooking then smoking, and pop is shooting it. and the fucking cereal is supposed to be full of little voices telling me stuff. the flintstones is full of yellin at ur wife, scooby doo is all strung out on the "scoobie snacks", I cant even begin to tell you how fucked up Gumby is i mean cmon gumby prickle and goo? bugs is a part time cross dresser, daffy fucks his friends over all the time for his own personal gain. the more i watch the more i see add to this blog if you see something i havent yet.
When people have babies they need to get all they could learn when they starts from the top then go when they can start school then do something that's your suppose to do when u have two . Then they come home and always want to eat something because school don't usually have anything good toeat but then they will be there homework. Then get ready for dinner then they will have to clean up every thing afterward The End
Kids Say The Darndest
Kids Stuff
Bath & BodyWorks 3-in-1 Bubble Bath, Body Wash and Shampoo in Cool Kiwi Berry is totally aimed at kids: it's brightly colored, heavily scented, multi-tasking (3-in-1!) and has a cute little reindeer with a cheery scarf on the front of the package. The chemical ingredients aren't so kid-friendly, including sodium laureth sulfate, propylene glycol, and PEG-12 and PEG-150, which are often contaminated with an unlabeled cancer-causing impurity called 1,4-dioxane. Also on the back of the bottle is a warning: "CAUTION: Use only as directed. Excessive use or prolonged exposure may cause irritation to skin and urinary tract... Keep out of reach of children except under adult supervision." Kids' soap doesn't need to contain ingredients that may damage the skin and urinary tract in the short term, or ingredients that are linked to other serious health effects in the longer term, like early puberty (which is a risk factor for breast cancer) or reproductive harm. Holiday gifts like those sol
So I am at a friends house and she is yelling at her kids to go in there room and clean them. But her words were " Clean this shit up".. I told her to calm down and stop yelling..a few minutes later her daughter walks in crying.. I asked her what was wrong and she said to me.." Mommy is going to be mad..I can't find any poop on my floor"..
Kidsville Poems/essays/lists
At it Again on Christmastime ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts Dasher faints me dead away. Dancer extols me come what may. Prancer shifts gears for cheer. Vixen plays games far & near. Comet gives all in depth of vision. Cupid embarks no each collision. Donner down, up, around ponders. Blitzen insists of who which I'm fonder. Rudolf glows in sheer delight. Randolph 1/2 steo sgiws whatzit right/light. Calling you out they say, Or get with the program yesterday. But blastingcaps approaches & spins Of bearings lost & where in this have we been ? The total map is all awash & away Until mass oblivion makes it's play. Snow White Steps in Building a Relationship (C 1998 ) Josie Roberts 1. INTEREST ( Bashful ) alias "Interested stranger" to correct false assumptions. WHAT do you want ? 2. CONCERN ( Dopey ) alias "Acquaintance" to resolve ambiguity WHO arouses me, i.e. matters to me & effects me. 3. UNDERSTAND/AP
Kids Names I Am Thinking About For Me And My Fioncee
girls names taea nichole fouts araleigh victoria fouts mericle renee fouts destination hope fouts boys names james ryan fouts tea kennith fouts rodney allen fouts robbie kennith fouts the 3rd
Kids Are Quick
____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ____________________
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An American mother went to a MacDonald's with her two children age 6 and 8. She ordered two Happy Meals with chicken for the children and a hamburger with fries for herself. While they were eating the 6-year old was more interested in the slide across the street then in the chicken nuggets which he didn't even touch. So the mother decided she would eat them. She was in for quite a surprise... Without actually watching what she was doing she was bringing a chicken biggest to her mouth, just when her 8-year old son yelled not to eat it. So she looked at the biggest to find that -- despite the crust, it looked just like a chicken's head. Nobody knew how it got there. The manager offered them their meal for free and two more weeks of free meals. But it was no use. The mother pressed charges and demanded 100,000 dollars compensation. Someone took a lot of timesetting up this message.THE BELLI KNOW WHO I AMI amGod's child(John 1:12)I am Christ's friend (John15:1
ok so i have a 12 year old son who hasnt talked to me in 2 years and i dont know why so the question is what can i do to get him back please pray for my son he has the swine flu hello all my fubar friends will u sign my guestbook thanks
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Kids Say The Damnedest Things
My youngest who is 11 was at the Mexican restaurant the other night. When the waitress came to take our order she was speaking in Spanish to which my daughter replied "I don't speak Taco Bell". I almost died. I guess the old saying is true.......the only honest people in the world are dunks and kids
I have notice I am going grey alot lately..and I had to color my hair. I have found the problem. My youngest. He has had after school detention twice in a 2 week period now. First time was from mocking the teacher. He thought he was being cute. ..she didn't. Then today I get a call from his math teacher. She said he wrote a dirty letter. She had him read it to me. When he got on the phone he was crying so hard..and begging me to be able to spell it out..instead of read it. I told him teacher wanted him to read it to sobbing.. he says"my dicks bigger than a tree..your dicks as big as someone whos three" This came from my 11 yr old. The thing with him is, when he gets in trouble its over funny shyt..and its so hard not to laugh. Just made me wonder what his teacher thought when she seen the letter. Actually he threw it away..and the kid told on my son about what he wrote..and teacher pulled it out of the trash. The other kid also got detention but it was lunch
I have a meeting in the city tomorrow (50 minute drive there) followed by an audition. I have two week-old goat kids who need to be bottle fed every 2 to 3 hours. Is it totally nerdy to take them with me to the city? If I don't, they will go too long without milk. I guess my first stop will have to be a petsmart or something to buy them collars. This could be really interesting. On the down side; I'll have to feed them and might get milk, piss, and shit on me. I guess I'll take a couple changes of clothes. And some baby wipes... I just love those little frigging cute! I'm working on a big cattle ranch at night, taking care of a widow in her home. It's just the two of us and her cattle dog, Vickie. During the day yesterday and the day before, a neighbor (ex-con drug addict) walked right into the house and started asking questions about the lady's husband and where her artwork is. This guy has walked in before, made a sandwich for himself and picked up their fin
Kiefer Sutherland!!
We are going to start a petition/support line for Kiefer. This will basically act like a petition but it's going to show how many people are actually behind Kiefer and supporting him through this. Cause, quite frankly, with all the shit that's going on with the press and everything. The guy needs to know that there are people out there who care about him and are supporting him 100 PERCENT! So here's the idea. You guys have up until the 14th October to give me as many names of people that are behind him on this. Add the names to this thread and I will create the list that I'll send off to Ironworks with a small message about what we're doing. (I by no means excuse him for what he did, but none-the-less, I DO SUPPORT HIM!!!) We just want to show Kiefer how much we love him and that we ARE completely with him on this. He should know that he has us for support as well as friends and family. So, if you guys can just go spread the word wherever possible. Myspace, Facebook wher
Kieyahs Big Day
Well today was Kieyahs 2end birthday. We had a party for her. She had her friend/boyfriend Joshua from swimming come, hes 10 months & to cute. There was 7 kids two left before the cake. So there wasnt all that many people & thats okay with me. I find if theres to many people then its hard to move around. The only one Kieyah really cared to play with was Joshua. We met him & his mom Cindy during swimming on Wednesday. Last time we where swimming was on March 8th I figured why not invite him the worst that can come out of it is they say no. His parents where so happy it was his first birthday party invitation. They got Kieyah balloons she seemed to want to play with them more then open her gifts. Cindy said she felt bad for not getting Kieyah something big, I told her it doesnt matter what you get her as long as you show up. Like I said before she liked the balloons more then anything else. So all in all the birthday party went great. Jeremy Crow made Kieyah the best birthday card
Last night I decided that today after I dropped of Tristen at preschool that I would take Kieyah swimming at the YMCA in the big pool. Yesterday I went out bought her little swimmers (these diapers for the pool) and a over coat for her bathing suite. This morning I got up got both kids ready. Took the bus to the YMCA. Kieyah got her membership card her very own membership card. We dropped Tristen off. Then Kieyah and I went swimming. It took me 10 minute for her to let me put her in the water all the way. Then we found that big blue floating thing and she sat of that and moved around the pool. Played with her ball and splashed around. She had a great time. Trying to get her out of the pool was so hard. She didnt want to get out. We swam from 9am-11am but she had fun. This was her first time in a big big pool like that. She has never been in a lake just the little pool we have here. I am hoping to take her out to the YMCA next week for another morning of swimming. Please feel free to ch
Kife Will Go On
I have played to the game with three women and i did not think it would come back at me....well it did....I lost two great women who have been there every step of the moment for me....then there was one that i was infatuated with and she has nothing to do with me due to the fact that i have lied to her and i have lied to a girl that I was with for 4 years and to a woman that bared my children for 13 years...i am a complete no good for nothing asshole...and i just want everyone to know that i can not be trusted and that I am a worthless piece of shit...and i want to say sorry and ask for forgiveness for what i have done...but i know they will never forget what i did...i will live up to the name of asshole because i am one... from the asshole LIFE DOES NOT EVOLVE AROUND ONE PERSON OR DOES IT WELL ONLY ONE KNOWS DAT ANSWER I GUESS THEY CHOOSE TO MAKE IT THAT WAY. BUT OTHERS JUST WISHED THAT LIFE WOULD GO ON............. SO HOW MANY OUT THERE KNOW WHOU LIFE SHOULD ACTULLY EVOLVE AROU
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IN the hands of this beholder there are no longer razor blades pulling at the tendons of life. There became a reason to put down the knives and to stop curving the forks into points. A change was made by the twist of an 11 day cease fire that seems to grow longer. No protests, no worries, no quarrels. A complete circle of acceptance was tossed amoung the spinning moments of time, that created our perfect identities. Two broken hearts, different but the same, thrown against the wall of life to see whom can slid down first. HAHA just to bad they both stayed and prooved their dominance. Caressed in the cradle of pain, watching the stars give their life to another ones needs. Conversations between old souls that bare young faces, if the rest of the world only knew what lies beneath. No more open wounds, they have been sealed with laughter and stories. They no longer seep black, but pour clear from victimized sanctions. Floored by the presence, he possesses the power to have and con
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I'll give you the key. I'll open the door willingly. I'll let you see what's within. Step inside. Travel through the chambers, each locked, Each holding a piece of me, A piece of you. Try to find your way through, I know it's a bit cluttered, sorry for the mess. Discover what's behind every door, Find what's in every drawer. Make yourself at home...Sounds funny to say, because in a way, you already live here... Don't be afraid of the dark room down the hall, That's where I keep my secrets, Where my guilt intensifies. And that room with all the books? Each page is filled with my regrets. You can read each and every one of them, be my guest. You might wonder, Why I have shelves upon shelves of what seems to be water. But it's not. Those are my tears, Collected over the years. If you happen to come across a treasure chest, Lift the lid carefully, and you will see what is precious to me, My friends, family... and most importantly you. Once you've seen all there is to see, Please don't leav
Ok, some may call my a jilted lover, others may call me stupid . But still I thought this man could do no wrong. Not long after we got back together (if that is what you could really call it), I was laying in his arms and he told me that he was taking his wife to Hawaii, because she had found out about his extra marital affairs and that this was the ONLY way that he could keep his marriage intact. Wow what a blow. But just as it happens, while he was living large in Hawaii, I was in Atlanta. I thought about him often but there was a side of me that, for the sake of his son, I thought he needed to make his marriage work. He returned home and told me that all the did was argue and fight the whole time and that he felt he had wasted thousands of dollars. Will the next
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well today was kinda gay!!! its my dads 35th bday if he was still alive!!! im real bumbed about it cause i keep thinking about it. oh well i'll get over i guess!!! so i know this was gay but yeah peace!!!
if you all want pics of me on here(adult pics) tell me send me a message black rose falls on the ground covered in blood from my veins. as the knife falls. i slip as i lye there covered in blood as the rose hits ur cheek. do u care as u feel the rose upon ur face. as i grab the rose the thorns brings more bleed. as i lye there my site fades thou black as u watch and cry. Jeff L Claybourn Copyright 2006 Jeff L Claybourn Death O Y Death o why do u want me? Y don't u want sum1 else? What's so special about me that u cant find in others? O y do u care so much for me when u no others more? Y shell u haunt me? U show me the violent past of other deaths? Y don't u listen 2 me when I say stop? Y don't u let love though Ur dark ways of killing? Y should I put up with Ur stuff? Killing is it a game 2 u? Jeff Claybourn Copyright 2006 Jeff L Claybourn Eyes So freaky. So weird. All ways shining their way. Y should we close our e
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Fuck the stupid bitchez... who hate on otha'z. and btchez who bash on a ninja'z car..... and people who steal ur blame u!! &*****'you did it'****** PLEEEAAZZZEEE pass it on... 2MCL...Devo Look below the hanging tree, For only the wind does. On my knees, please tell what should come. Beliving Is knowing, in some sick kingdom. I hope you understand... But I understand you dont... When it runs out, I know we wont. Breath & out the difficult will run, This isn't the end, Infact it hasn't even begun. Give to get - Push to pull Kill the pesant, or the them rule. One on one, who wouldnt agree... I am one & the one is me. "Cherish your youth", I once heard somone say. Now, i look in the mirror, & see my face deteriorating. I see age in my eyes It seems like years since i saw myself & now I'm on paper, & theres nothing you can do about that. For each one of your greying hairs, Theres a line of pain etched in my face... Another tear in my s
Killed In The Line Of Duty
Michael Briggs has died; 10-16-06 OFFICER BRIGGS Manchester - A city police officer has been murdered. Bicycle patrol officer Michael Briggs, 35, died this afternoon. He leaves a wife and two young children. Briggs was the first city officer killed in the line of duty in 30 years and the first in the state since Epsom officer Jeremy Charron was gunned down in 1997. Briggs, then a part-time Epsom officer, was a pallbearer at Charron's funeral. Briggs had 15 minutes left on his shift when he was shot in the head at about 2:45 a.m. Monday on Lincoln Street. About 15 hours later, Michael "Stix" Addison, 26, of Manchester was arrested at his grandmother's house in Boston. Attorney General Kelly Ayotte said this afternoon that she will seek the death penalty for Addison. Officer Michael Briggs collected his share of honors over the years. As a Marine, he received the two medals and the Meritorious Mast. As a policeman, he was called a hero after he rushed into a burn
Killed In The Line Of Duty
Michael Briggs has died; 10-16-06 OFFICER BRIGGS Manchester - A city police officer has been murdered. Bicycle patrol officer Michael Briggs, 35, died this afternoon. He leaves a wife and two young children. Briggs was the first city officer killed in the line of duty in 30 years and the first in the state since Epsom officer Jeremy Charron was gunned down in 1997. Briggs, then a part-time Epsom officer, was a pallbearer at Charron's funeral. Briggs had 15 minutes left on his shift when he was shot in the head at about 2:45 a.m. Monday on Lincoln Street. About 15 hours later, Michael "Stix" Addison, 26, of Manchester was arrested at his grandmother's house in Boston. Attorney General Kelly Ayotte said this afternoon that she will seek the death penalty for Addison. Officer Michael Briggs collected his share of honors over the years. As a Marine, he received the two medals and the Meritorious Mast. As a policeman, he was called a hero after he rushed into a burn
Killed In The Line Of Duty
Michael Briggs has died; 10-16-06 OFFICER BRIGGS Manchester - A city police officer has been murdered. Bicycle patrol officer Michael Briggs, 35, died this afternoon. He leaves a wife and two young children. Briggs was the first city officer killed in the line of duty in 30 years and the first in the state since Epsom officer Jeremy Charron was gunned down in 1997. Briggs, then a part-time Epsom officer, was a pallbearer at Charron's funeral. Briggs had 15 minutes left on his shift when he was shot in the head at about 2:45 a.m. Monday on Lincoln Street. About 15 hours later, Michael "Stix" Addison, 26, of Manchester was arrested at his grandmother's house in Boston. Attorney General Kelly Ayotte said this afternoon that she will seek the death penalty for Addison. Officer Michael Briggs collected his share of honors over the years. As a Marine, he received the two medals and the Meritorious Mast. As a policeman, he was called a hero after he rushed into a burn
Kill Me In My Sleep
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hello. this is my first blog post since joining the Nation known as (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) and I am blessed to be in a group full of Juggalos and Juggalettes that some seem to reject because i myself is a rejected juggalo. and i was Rejected by many because i still sweare alengince to Esham and Anybody Killa. But thats okay. because thats how i am. no matter what kind of music we all prefear outside of the hatchet we're all juggalos. some people have to learn that and let it marinate in their brains. I Asked to join (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) because I wanted to join. i am good friends with Callie and Zan and i go way back with Zan. way back to the good days of Westernpajuggalos radio where he was a avid listener of Tha EOT Clubhouse. And everyone i met thru there has been real nice. In closing I want to tell everyone that has a problem with it can just deal with it ok? i am not gonna be in beef with anyone for awhile. the last thing ima do thats CT beef releated is something else.
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Killed In Iraq
We are sad to advise you that Carlstadt, New Jersey FF Michael Schwarz was killed in the line of duty in Iraq yesterday. Mike was a member of Carlstadt Engine Company #2, along with his father, past chief Ken Schwarz and his brother Frank Schwarz who is a Lieutenant. Mike was also a member of the Wallington (NJ) FD Emergency Squad. Our deepest respect and condolences go out to the family and friends of Mike....along with our sincere appreciation to him-and all who serve our Country's military Courtesy of
Kill Them Quickly!
So last night I was watching the womens high jump. Long legged women running, jumping and landing on their backs on a soft cushion pad. So the great mind that I have started rolling and I realized that I'm 6'2" or 1.83 in meters. The top 15 girls jumped over me. NOW imagine, long-legged women, jumping over me landing on a soft pad of some sort (like a bed) Then everyone wins!! Yahoo! News Well, you don't see something like this every day Wed Oct 24, 11:30 AM ET An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday. Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth. The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offe
Killer Blue Eyezzz Contest!!!
Hey friends, fans and lurkers! I am going to be in a Killer Blue Eyezzz Contest from February 20th til March 6th and I'd love your vote! Please come visit my profile during that time and hit the link to vote for me. I was never popular in high school so now's my time to shine. I appreciate all votes and ya'll know if you support me NOW, when you need me to rate or comment bomb I am there for you! Thanks in advance from the blue eyed Texan Elizabeth.
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Killer Blue Eyez Contest!!!
Come help me out!!!!! Killer Blue Eyezzz Contest... runs thru March 6th, 2 winners (one for most comments, one for highest rating) Please click omn the pic below, and comment bomb, and rate me, be sure to pass this on to your friends.... so they can bomb too!!!!! Love ya'll Hey ya'll.. I'm in the Killer Blue Eyez Contest... I am SERIOUSLY lagging behind.... COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED, SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REPOST THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, HAVE THEM BOMB ME... THERE ARE 2 DIFFERENT PRIZES.. ONE FOR THE MOST COMMENTS, AND ONE FOR THE MOST RATINGS!!!! THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST GETS A 3 DAY BLAST.. AND I KNOW I WOULD *LOVE* IT!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME OUT GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD TOTALLY APPRECIATE IT!!!!!!! YA'LL.. HELP ME OUT!! CONTEST RUNS THRU MARCH 6TH, I'D LOVE TO WIN A BLAST!!!!! hahah.. is this cute or WHAT?!?!? YOU'RE INVITED!!!!!! WHAT: KILLER BLUE EYEZ CONTEST (COMMENT BOMB ME, PLEASE!!!) WHEN: NOW THRU MARCH 6TH WHERE
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My Curse I watched you walk away Hopeless, with nothing to say I screen my eyes Hoping to see you again This is my curse (the longing) This is my curse (to) This is my curse (the yearning) This is my curse There is love burning to find you Will you wait for me? Will you be here? Your silence haunts me But I still hunger for you This is my curse (the wanting) This is my curse (to) This is my curse (the needing) There is love burning to find you Will you wait for me? Still I want And I still I ache But still I wait To see you again Dying, inside, these walls (2x) Can I see your face in these tears? In these tears And I see your face... There is love [8x]
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Kills For Skills
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Killing Time.
Well, here I sit just passing time on vacation in southern CA. Thus far I have to say the land scape has been beautifull, not to mention my company that is having me as their guest. Although I will be returning home soon which is something I am not looking very forward to.. But One must be at home to take care of various things on occasion. Things have gone well while I have been here, aside from the recent death in the family of my uncle, may he rest in peace.... I've been keeping such mornfull feelings at bay along with breaking down when thinking about things, which I know will eventually catch up to me. Just dreading when it does... Thankfully people here have been keeping me occupied and keeping my mind off of such things. Blessings to them. It's odd though I thought the other evening.. How someone you care about can so easily distract you from the bad points or events in life, to her and her family I owe a large thank you. Looking forward to seeing more of CA with the d
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This song is dedicated to all the happy people All the happy people who have real nice lives And who have no idea whats it like to be broke as fuck [Verse One:] I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net I'm popping percocets, I'm a nervous wreck I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged Full of venom and rage Especially when I'm engaged And my daughter's down to her last diaper That's got my ass hyper I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders These overnight stars becoming autograph signers We'll all gone blow up and leave the past behind us Along with the small fry's and average half pinters While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless Snakes slither in t
Kill Me Now And Quickly!
Ok... He told me that he went back there and it was gone... Motherfucker, he got my fucking car impounded! To top it off, he tried to "fix" it by offering to sell me his brother's car for $1000!!! As if it were MY fault he was so irresponsible as to leave someone else's car broke down in Detroit for a week.... I could fucking kill him. I hate assholes. He's also tell our mutual frined that I am the irresponsible one... that he had told me he couldn't get it towed and I should've taken care of it! WTF! SERIOUSLY!!!! How much fucking BAD luck can one person have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come the fuck on! I got my trans worked on for $900 friend of a friend doing it on payments.... it still wasn't shifting right in the mornings so I took it over there Friday night so he could test drive it Saturday morning... it was working fine so he decided to use it to pick up a trans.... it broke down... He told me he had it towed back to his house, but he really had asked s
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Killer Of Alleged Molester Gets Prison
Dad who stabbed alleged molester gets prison Conn. father of 2-year-old receives 12-year sentence for killing neighbor Updated: 10:36 a.m. CT Aug 31, 2007 BRIDGEPORT, Conn. - A lawyer who stabbed his neighbor to death because he thought the man had molested his 2-year-old daughter was sentenced Friday to 12 years in prison for first-degree manslaughter. Its a Shakespearean tragedy brought into the real world, Judge Richard Comerford said at the sentencing. Something was set into motion in this mans mindreal or perceived. It was very real to him. Jonathon Edington, 29, attacked neighbor Barry James in the mans bedroom last year after his wife told him she thought James had molested their daughter. Officers said they found Edington washing the victims blood off in a kitchen sink. Fairfield police also investigated the molestation allegation and said they found no evidence to back it up. They said Edingtons wife, Christina, refused to cooperate with the investiga
Kill Me
kill me by Jennifer Blakely Kill me, cut my heart rip it out still beating in your hands shake my soul until I fall apart send my love to a desolate land this pain hurts to the core I cant feel myself anymore wish it would end wish it was fake burn my love burn my heart how I wish we could never part but it seems all good things must end so I say goodbye to you my love to the only one ill ever love tho it kills me like nothing else seems this is how it must be goodbye my heart, my life.
Killing Time....
You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. Not as easy as you might think. 1. Where is your cell phone ? Room 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? None 3. Your hair? mess 4. Work? fun 5. Your father? Genious 6. Your favorite thing? Laughter 7. Your dream last night? secret 8. Your favorite drink? Crown 9. Your dream car? mustang 10. The room youre in? Clean 11. Your pet? anoying 12. Your fears? Hidden 13. What do you want to be in 10 years? traveling 14. Where did you hang out last night? home 15. What youre not good at? organizing 16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex? what? 17. One of your wish list items? Tequila 18. Where you grew up? Mexico 19. The last thing you did? drink 20. What are you wearing? casual 21. What arent you wearing? mascara 22. The website (filled with eBay spoofs)? what 23. Your computer? anoying 24. Your life? fun 25. Your mood? hyper 26. Missing? time 27. What are yo
Kill The Husband
i like to know why every damn man can be so damn kind when you first meet them. and after they hit you try to kill you and your childern that they think that sex will make everything better.well i say the hell with that now that i have learned that i can fight back i have right now my dumb ass of a husband is out drank and have a good time well i never get to do that cause i always have something eles to do but guess what that bitch thinks that he is goin to walk back into this house with out me beating the shit out of him well he better think again. i am shitting with him right now and i hope he hurrys ups and comes home well that enough of all this bull shit see ya
Kill Me
Kill me, Free me, The pain is too much. Let me die, Drowning in pain, Kill me. I can't see you, Sorrow is blinding me, Free me from the pain. Let me die, Drowning in pain, Kill me. Kill me, Free me, The pain is too much. Let me die, Drowning in pain, Kill me.
Killing Loneliness..
Killing Loneliness lyrics Memories, sharp as daggers Pierce into the flesh of today Suicide of love took away all that matters And buried the remains in an unmarked grave in your heart With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you saved me, Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb I'm killing loneliness Nailed to the cross, together As solitude begs us to stay Disappear in the lie forever And denounce the power of death over our souls and secret words are said to start a war With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you saved me, Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb I'm killing loneliness Killing loneliness With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you
Kill The Bouncer
The Killeen Underworld
Good gawd, it's everyday. So many dumbasses in Killeen getting busted for stupid stuff. Here's just a few of them. It seems this dumbass failed to identify himself as a fugitive in connection with an outstanding warrant out of Kentucky. He was wanted on a parole violation for trafficking of controlled substances and promotion of contraband. Here's another dumbass, it seems Lynn was arrested on charges of possession of marijuana less than 2 ounces. The arrest was made to assist the Lampasas County Sheriffs Office. I guess someone had to help the Sheriff. It seems Mr Lutz lifted the managers keys and was gonna come back later and rob d'place. Now Mr Lutz has a warrant out for his arrest. Should you know him, $1000 awaits you at TIPS......Go ahead, call it, and help us out. Here's another idiot. 20 year old Miguel seems to have bigger problems than his sparkling clean record revealed to cops. They let him go, until. Only after letting him go did they matched the ser
Kill Myself
I'm gonna clean the house I'm gonna fix the fence In my final hours I'm gonna tie up these loose ends I wont leave a note For anyone to find Tomorrow they'll know What I've done here tonight [Chorus] The drastic steps I'm takin' Are just an act of desperation I knew no one would miss me So what the hell I fought and lied I drank too much Hurt every one I ever touched Just how much I hurt you is hard to tell This is not some kind of cry for help Just good bye I wish you well Because I love you I'm gonna kill myself Now who is that In my easy chair Now wait a minute That's the old me sittin' there And I thank God The devil in me died I stand before you now A man changed and alive [Chorus] The drastic steps I'm takin' Are just an act of desperation I knew no one would miss me So what the hell I fought and lied I drank too much Hurt every one I ever touched Just how much I hurt you is hard to tell This is not some kind of cry for help Just
Kill 102.4 Fm
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Kill Me Now
So yeah criminal back ground check companies are great aren't they . I wish I could say that I really do but one again a company has taken my misdemeanor convivtion and returned a report saying that I am a felon so now I am unemployeed with running out of food no money rent is due and I realy thinking about suicide Jobs are getting scarcer by the minute in chicago and I fear I may become a homeless statistic before to long some body help me please
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Killer Kleavege Contest---thank You!!
Hello my dear friends, Just a quick blog to let you all know I done it! I went and bought myself a Happy Hour! lol It's this Friday, May 30, 2008 at 4pm Fubar time, 7pm Eastern time. I can't wait! I've made a 1st HH album of pics of things I like for those of you that have rated all my pic already. (And I thank you so much!) Looking forward to seeing you all then! Huge Hugs!! NCGirlUSA Hello Again, I just wanted to thank each and every one of you that spent so much time commenting and rating my pic in the Killer Kleavege Contest! It was really fun and WE WON 2nd Place For The Most Rates! So the prize was a 3 Day Blast and 100,000 Fubucks! Whoo Hoooo! Couldn't have done it without your help! Thanks so very much! Oh, and while I have you here, be looking for my Happy Hour in the next week or so. I will be posting Bulletins, another blog and have it in my status to let everyone know when. Im uploading pics now to an album for it. Just haven't decided y
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Killin Time & Fubucks
I'm taking the unwanted advice from some asshole on fubar who decided that his own annoyance was better suited directed at me- so I'm blogging instead of asking the world a question.. no Mumms for me lol.. I am so tired of people thinking that putting others down makes them so much better than everyone else. Take my ex fiance for example- my words were the lying, manipulative scumbag who married some bitch just to get back at me and who claims he still wants me. He actually had the nerve to call me a child- he who has a wife and a girlfriend.. Yes- I am a child.. I'm a kid.. I'm the immature one.. WHO-HOO. Now that THAT has been established- he fucking asked me to leave my family- to alienate my family and walk away to be with him.. Fucking dick!
Killa Pain
Kill Myself
Killing Time
What the hell there seems to be nothing to do in my town. Everyone here sucks. I cant wait to leave for WI. Wow 5 more days and I am the hell out of here. I bet everyone feels like this at times where they live. But hey at least I get to get out of here and soon enough I will be moving. I cant wait its going to take time but who cares. I have two kids to worry about besides myself. Thats why its taking so long. Soon enough tho. Then I can say goodbye to this sleepy place. And get away from all the idiots that live here. Lol its not everyone just half of the people I know. Well I am out I have crap to do yet. Right now I am sitting here trying to keep myself busy. I am taking a trip here soon. I am going to check out the town and state I am moving to. It's nothing like starting over in a place you dont know anyone really. I am MOving from PA to WI. This ios the hardest thing I have ever done but its what is best for me and my children. Half the time I feel all alone in the world. But th
Killing Time
I feel like nothing i do will make my future better. its like im going keep making mistakes, and keep living in this darkness i have. it feels like i want to give up, but thats just to easy. but im afraid to keep on living this lie. the lie of happiness, cause i guess in reality im not really happy. i see the light nevermorei fall to my knees to look aboveto face what has came upon i stare to face the lightand fall to embrace the realization to breathe it into meto embrace the transformationthat continues to hold me down gaze upon the interchanging vivid glow that passes through my eyesthe realization of the heavenly bodyof the light to pass through the eyes of the wicked feeling less illin the boundless of darkness looking in the eyes of cimmerian shadethe opponent of decaying poison for some reason i have a thing for writing dark and depressing poems. hmm but oh well heres another one... The sweet innocence of pain running in my veins causing me to weep to every pound
Killing Me
Title: Killing Me By: Detox Confused and let down It's silent, There is no sound Lost, No one's around Lost, Never found Always outside looking in That's the way it's always been Disappointed, Once again Dissappointed, Broken within Left out And out of place No one knows the struggles faced I mask this pain So they can't see I can't go on this way It's killing me
Killa Kounty
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The Killer
I know that most of you don't care nor will most of you read this or anything. But it means something to me. Long time Detroit Lions Beat writer Tom Killer Kowalski passed away suddenly on Monday. He was only 51. He coverd the Lions for nearly 3 decades. There is a Petition going around.. to get the team to wear a patch in his honor. I'm only asking that you go to it, and click the like button. For me. It would mean a lot to me. Thank you.
Killing Them
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While the wearing of pants, slacks, trousers, leggings, dungarees, and such, have been the accepted fashion for western men over the past 400 years, it is really an idea that developed in the Renaissance Period (1450-1600 AD). Over the centuries, it became accepted that western men would wear bifurcated garments (leggings, then pants/slacks) and women would wear unbifurcated garments (dresses and skirts). The strict conventions of the Victorian and Edwardian Periods reenforced the conservative fashions that had developed in the preceding centuries and anyone choosing to freely express themselves or live outside these accepted conventions was quickly labeled a deviant and subjected to ridicule and gossip. In the whole scheme of things, the pants we wear today are a relatively new invention and quite a departure from what men have traditionally worn for eons. In many respects, modern pants and slacks (as well as most contemporary men's fashion) constitute a stifling throw-back to Pu
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M
Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definitely the most annoying day of the year This day needs to get the hell over with and pass Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear all black for the rest of the week Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade For all they are doing is trying to get laid The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a crock of shit So there's the story...what else can I say? Love bites my ass...F*ck Valentines Day Seven Deadly Sin Quiz WRATH 1. Who did you last get angry with?: the ex 2. What is your weapon of choice?: m16 A2 rifle 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: yes 4. How about of the same sex?: has happened 5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: the ex 6. What is your pet peeve?: escalators and bad drivers 7. Do you kee
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Kimy.... This is for you... I want everyone to know how proud I am of what you are doing with your life. For those of you who dont know her.. Her name is Kim... she is my baby sister... not by dna but by all the ways that matter....and many of you may think .. how stupid.. but i dont... we have known each other for 2 yrs.... she has become a very important part of my life... i wouldnt know what to do with out her.... well the reason i am proud of her is because she applied to a special program and got in... and if you know her you know what that is... she makes me proud of her in so many ways... i have seen her grow not only as my sister and friend.... but as a mom and a daughter and a student and ... well i am hoping as a ... well im not sure what to call that.. but as a girlfriend... her love life has not always been the best and the easiest to deal with ... but .. i have seen that part of her grow too... she has matured so much that well again im proud of her.... anyway.. this
Your Scent is Key Lime Sassy, real, and totally smooth You're a total flirt who's always ready for a challenge! What Scent Are You? I am trying to hang on, just don't know what to do anymore and I don't like to be ignored, I'm the type that has always beleived never go to bed mad and I'm the type that has to fix everything! and now I'm so lost that I don't know how to fix this! I'm such a mess.... Damn just got homm from work and I'm bored already, but then again I can't wait to go away! soooooo need to get out of this fucken town and away from some ppl, need to live a little and just let loose and have some fun!!!!!
Kimberly's Twisted Mind
Why is it that some people play games with your heart? Aren't games more fun in the bedroom? Karl knows that i'm in love with him and he just so enjoys playn with my head! He loves to see how far he can push me. He has even gone so far as to tell me this!! So why is it that I keep letting him? Last nite he calls and ask me to go get him after waiting about 30 minutes I finally left. He called and was like sorry I fell asleep and then he said that he just wanted to see how long i'd wait! What the hell? I don't have time for these bullshit games anymore!!! I hope his hand is as entertaining as I was cause i'm done!!! If there is a real man out there let me know!!! OMG I RIDE IN ONE MORE DAY!!!!! I can not wait!! I am so excited!!! Please pray that the weather is good and that I have enough beads to ride. I freaked out when I went to load and I saw what everyone else had to throw!! I don't have a quarter of what they do. So if I see ya and just wave, take a pic and wave back. LOL Or
Kimberly Is A Bitchpig
This is my letter to you We started following a certain description. We started simple and fair once again Before there wasn't any need for an answer Things were much different then But now you question who I am. Who I am inside Now there's nothing left to hide. So here it goes This is my letter Hope you're alright. It's been rough for me thinking all night. About the places I'd be If I maybe, just did a little bit more you might've Let me, become a woman for sure And if I might, express one concern it seems an issue. All day at every turn What's the next step, the latest hole in my life What's next for me to learn Engulf myself into a permanent mystery. No one day just as the next. not for me It's so confusing when I look at my history. I just can't handle that yet. No One more friendship ends. And then for awhile. I can breathe again Your words to me just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention Your words just disap
Hey all....go check my stash for an even more revealing pic of Kimber....Kimber, why did you have to mess with me ? I am one who doesnt back down...and look...i messed you up girl... Hey all...just trying to relieve someones ego from bruising...and clear my name...i never rated kimber at a 1....On the record...and here is the rating i did give her...even tho not so sure now she really deserves since she tried to blacken my name over her mistaken identity issues....See my pix for the real deal....
Kimberly's Poem's
Kimber Doll
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Kimberley's Bloogs
Today we got to new family Members and there names are Cracker & cheese they are white Cats one has blue eyes and the other has a blue and green eye they are about 2 & 3 years old .I got them from a girl that works at our local paper.
Kimberly Thoughts...
To those who know me, I am described as a thinker...a processer...I feel like everything happens for a reason, especially when it comes to people and relationships (however defined)...that someone comes into your life for a reason and it lasts as long as its supposed to last I guess, but that that relationship has a meaning....a purpose. Even when you realize all of the good that comes from said relationships, when you know and understand all that you have learned from them, the hope it has given you, the growth you have experienced from it, in the many ways it can fill your is still so sad when you see it fading away...when you realize that it might be over...that its time and place in your life is coming to an end..., the thinker, the processer, the dreamer, the one who always tries to have hope...I would always want these relationships than not at all. Without them you don't learn, you don't grow, you don't love as would be forever lonely,
Kimber's World
some say i'm the shyest person they know until they truely get to know me....then they say i'm a crazy bitch..i will put up no fronts... i like to tell it like it is....straight forward. it's the only way to go. because if ya put up fronts it will get you nowhere quick. i just like to have a good time at no costs. pure fun and no BS.
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Kimi's Krap O The Day
A Texas woodpecker and a New Mexico woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Texas woodpecker said Texas had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The New Mexico woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Texas woodpecker was amazed. The New Mexico woodpecker then challenged the Texas woodpecker to peck a tree in New Mexico that was absolutely im-peck-able (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Texas woodpecker expressed confidence, said he could do it and accepted the challenge. So the two flew to New Mexico where the Texas woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called im-peck-able tree with no problem. Both woodpeckers were terribly confused. How is it that the New Mexico woodpecker was able to peck the Texas tree and the Texas woodpecker was able to peck the New Mexico tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own state? Huh? After much woodpecker ponder
Kimi's Pregnancy Stuff
So, I'm 39 weeks, 4 days pregnant. I can't believe I've even made it this far. Everyone in my family thought this lil girl would be out of me 2 weeks ago! I guess she's stubborn. My son came out right on time - born on his due date even! I know she will come out when she's ready - orr by force when my doctor decides it's time to just open the jaws of life and go in after her (lol) but I've finally reached the extremely uncomfortable stage. Nothing has worked either to naturally induce myself. No amount of sex, walking, spicy foods, jumping jacks or stain climbing has done me any good! So, I've pretty much given up and resulted to sitting around, counting the days and enjoying what's left of having her inside of me the best I can.
Kimisle's Thoughts!
Rev Joe69 guessed correctly in my previous challange. Maybe it was too easy but anyway I enjoyed giving him his price! This is my first Blog entry. As such it is monumental and will likely be saved for future generations. Today was cold and icy and I survived but tomorrow I think I will need something more then surviving, if you know what I mean. Feel free to guess and I will announce the winner.
Kim Kline Next Diva Of Rock
Please go to this site (cut and paste): and VOTE for the Kim Kine single "Inside" Steps 1. Just click the link 2. then click on "VOTE FOR MAINSTREAM" on left side 3. Then scroll down to "Kim Kline-Inside" and CLICK...... It takes 5 seconds!! Pass this email along to all of your peeps, and help spread the word!!! Every one of you makes a difference! Thank You... Hey Everyone if you like kim Klines music after checking her site out, I found a couple of links about her that you may be interested in. Here they are Kim Klines tapped link. Hey All! just found this review on the web... if you get a chance check it out... Hope you are having a relaxing weekend. Thank you for stopping by and checking her music out. Please go and check my lovely sis's music out at I would really appr
Kim Kline Next Diva Of Rock
I had one of the most amazing experiences of my life the other day. I was on a plane returning to LA. The woman sitting across from me was balled up in the corner crying uncontrollably. I couldn't help but to wonder and worry what could be soooo wrong with her. I felt compelled to say something to her but at the same time, I felt it wasn't my business. I continued to sit and watch this and could no longer stand it. I simply leaned over putting my hand on her back to console her and said "I know it is none of my business, but are you OK?" She was so visibly shaken and about to burst into tears again. With all she had, she mustered up a smile and just said thank you. Much to my surprise at the end of the flight she leaned over and handed me a 2 page letter she wrote to me. She explained to me her sister was going through her 3RD battle with cancer and to talk about it out loud was just far too difficult. She had been with her sister at the hospital in Brownsville, Tx. She was
Kim Komando - Amerca's Digital Goddess
Today's top stories... 11 charged in huge ID thefts Authorities have charged 11 people in connection with data breaches. They're accused of exploiting vulnerabilities at nine major retailers, including TJX. Over 41 million IDs were stolen. Airport checkpoints speed up Starting Aug. 16, travelers wont have to remove laptops from their bags. Laptops can pass through security checkpoints using new bags. Hopefully, this will speed up airport checkpoints. Tools helps you green your PC Technology companies are striving to go green. Tools are available to help reduce energy usage. Now, Microsoft is releasing a tool to make consumers' computers more efficient. DNS attacks underway Weve heard a lot about the recently discovered DNS flaw. It lets criminals redirect Web traffic. At least one successful attack has taken place in Texas. Much of the Web may still be threatened. Network attacks on the rise A Russian gang is attacking computer networks. They use administrative sof
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Kimmy's Naughty Pimpout!!!
Check out Kimmys pimpout that I reposted and see who is on it! :) Leave love and please fan, rate and add everyone, Im sure they are good at returning the love!! So press this link to find out more!! Much love, Sonya xoxox
Kimmys Tags-n-snags
Your Sex Sign is... You ooze sensuality and lust! You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body. You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it. Even your lover's nastiest fantasy! Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex. Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all. Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy. You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay... and you'll do anything as long as it feels
Kimmie Auction
Hey Everyone, I am in my very first auction!!! Come check it out!! I have a lot to offer!! You won't be sorry if you buy me for a month!!! **Click the link below to take you to the auction** This is a NO Fubuck auction. Bids of Tickers, Blasts, VIP's, Bling Packs, and HH's only. While your there, stop by and fan, rate and add the Host & Hostess of the auction Jake & Jamie. This bully brought to you by me!! "Kimmie" ~~~Twilight Leveler~~~READ ABOUT ME !!!!COME BID ON ME!! (repost of original by '❤JAmξ ❤R/L Fiance'of Jakξ The akξ~Proudly Owned by Anna' on '2008-12-03 12:53:50') (repost of original by '"Kimmie" ~WANNA OWN ME FOR 30DAYS..PLACE UR BIDS!!(JamieLynnsPage)' on '2008-12-03 13:02:25')
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Kim's Life
well here i am again, dealing with the same old shit just different well Cbelsey played her games last night. her team came in 5th. Which was ok, they could of came in a better rank if they were not so tired, there last game started at 10pm. thats kinda late for 5th graders playing volleyball. I am proud they did so good, Maybe next year will be better. I feel sry for her, she was so upset they lost the the last set. Shes been going through alot, her dad does not live with us, and she talked to him friday night and it was her birthday. She turned 11. He never told her happy birthday, she got off the phone and told me about it and she ran upstairs to cry. As usual i made it ok, i guess. I told her, that her dad has alot going on, and he remembers but it just slipped his mind. I am getting really tired of making up excuses for Benny (her dad). I called him up and gave him a piece of my mind. Told him to step up and be a dad and remmeber the little things in her life or s
I love Metal. I love Concerts. Please I want to go now. I think everyone should love Meshuggah. Wait I don't think, I know. Damnit. I get to see the famous Massive Attack in Chicago this Tuesday~~ YEAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm telling ya that is a once in a lifetime show.
Kim's Blog
I know I haven't been around. I've got a lot to catch up on around here. I just wanted to say that I've missed my friends here. Things haven't been good for myself nor my hubby so we're taking it one day at a time. Hopefully I can get back in touch with you all. Take it easy. My family and I have decided to honor the death of our brother by helping those who suffering with the same disease he had and supporting their loved ones. If you or someone you love currently has or had Lupus in the past, please give a donation to the Lupus Foundation of America. With their help, legislation has been introduced into Congress to put more money into research and support for families whose lives are often devestated by financial obligations for doctors, medications, and hospital stays. Please if you find it in your heart to give even $1 dollar, it's a stepping stone to our goal of raising money in Billy's name. All money goes straight to the Lupus Foundation of America and is tax deductible. If yo
Kim's Thought Of The Day
well as you all know i broke my leg 2 days before christmas well today FINALLY my doctor said i am good everything is looking great!! and i am so happy cause i feel like things are going good for me FINALLY! I HAVE MEET A MAN THAT HAS GAVE ME LIFE AGAIN HE MAKES ME FEEL SO ALIVE! AND I CANT ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE! anyway i just wanted to let the world know... until next time love ya bye Well we had some bad ass storms here last night! My son was going crazy he was so scared! But THANK GOD we didn't get any tornadoes! We got to close tho! Some of the towns around here was not that lucky! Well other than that today was a great day! My husband will be off in the morning and he will be up my butt for 3 days!(woohoo) So we will be doing some yard work! Spring time is my favorite time of the year! And I am still doing work on my page so come by and see it! I hope everyone has a great weekend! Love Kim Well today it stopped raining finally!! I am going to be w
Kim's Writing.
Me and You.... Do you love me? Do you not? You told me once but I forgot. I picked you from the very best because I loved you the best. IF you were to die before I do I would Kill myself to be with YOU! Written in 1998. Why does life always seem to be over rated? when you least execpt it things could go really bad. Like having a loved one die. in the blink of a eye they are okay and then the next they are dead and gone. Does anything make sense??? I have random thoughts of death. I have dreams that death is coming to get me BEFORE I am ready to go away from this place. Death is not a person or a Sign its just DEATH! its something that happens but its not really something to be talking about always. I know people that are so scared of it they have to go to a therpist just deal with it. does anyone out here ever think about this stuff???? I dont know maybe I am the only one. WHO KNOWS! feels neat being new but again it sucks lol anyway I will post more later.
Kims World
Express Yourself LIVE These are actual yahoo archives and haven\'t been tampered with sealed and delivered to you all by: Sup3rKimb0 ~DJ.Skylar Dawn~: morning son ~DJ INSANE~: MORNING ~DJ INSANE~: NOT A GOOD ONE BUT OH WELL ~DJ.Skylar Dawn~: sorry to hear that ~DJ INSANE~: GET OFF MY CRACKINESS ~DJ INSANE~: OK I GOT TI ~DJ INSANE~: IT* ~DJ INSANE~: YES MA\'SM ~DJ INSANE~: MA\'AM ~DJ.Skylar Dawn~: i hired dj nilla last night , she and a friend came to me for a job ~DJ INSANE~: YES ~DJ INSANE~: U ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING FOR U ~DJ INSANE~: AND THEN U GO DO IT ~DJ INSANE~: IF U WANTED TO DO IT THAN U SHOULDNT OF ASKED ME TO ~DJ INSANE~: I TOOK TIME TO DO THAT FOR U ~DJ INSANE~: AND ITS WAS WASYED TIMEON MY PART ~DJ INSANE~: AND ME AND CHELLE ARE SUPPOSED TO HIRE TOGETHER ~DJ INSANE~: THATS WHAT WE AGREED ~DJ.Skylar Dawn~: are you done being a crabby bitch yet? ~DJ INSANE~: NO ~DJ.Skylar Dawn~: finish when you are i\'ll speak ~DJ INSANE~: U ASK ME TO DO SO
Kim's Non-sense!
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DEADWOOD, S.D. - A relaxing soak in a hot tub came to an abrupt end when Marlene Todd came eye to eye with a mountain lion in her backyard. I was kind of hidden, sitting with my back up against the side of the tub, and I heard a little rustling sound in the needles right beside me," she said. Todd said she thought it might have been her house cat until she saw "this big, tan, hairy body" just 4 inches away. "I didn't realize what it was until it took a leap and jumped up on the side of my hot tub," Todd said. The cougar was cornered somewhat because the deck stairs blocked its retreat. It would have to go up and over the hot tub. "It just took a leap. It jumped on the side of the hot tub," Todd said of the Thursday morning encounter. "We locked eyes, and it kicked off of the hot tub and ran away. When it jumped, it flipped my robe into the hot tub." She summoned Deadwood police, who surmised the big cat was stalking some deer in the neighborhood and may have been att
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K2 Incense
Coming in Bangkok On a tight budgetIf you're a shoestring traveler headed to Thailand you'll most definitely will get to Bangkok. The brand new airport terminal is modern and attractive, but is a reasonably ways from the heart of Bangkok. What you ought to next is find some transportation in to the city. You will find many taxis and buses available outdoors the appearance gate from the airport terminal.The least expensive option is to locate a bus that will give you to Khao San Rd, that is, or was rather, your budget accommodation and entertainment center for hikers and foreign vacationers.Khao San Rd. is becoming a bit of an costly area in the last six years approximately. Cheap hotels and restaurants that when lined the most popular road happen to be changed into trendy bars and boutique hotels. Today your budget traveler must go a couple of blocks from Khao San to locate budget rates on hotels guesthouses hostels. When walking two to three blocks in almost any direction you'll find
Kind Of Stupid!!
Hey you guys; I don't know why I joined this site it's kind of stupid I just seen my husbands profile on here decided I would join but I find this kind of stupid so ya!!! I just don't know why any more....all i did was trying to be happy and some how some way something always comes up or gets in the way...i just don't know any more cause i gave it my hardest and i love him so much but is it any good any more??? I can't help but to have doubts when the clouds are black and not white or gray no more so i don't know how to feel or what to do i just wish once in my life god would answer my prayers.....cause all i want is to feel his arms wrapped around me and his lips on mine and the smile on his face i just want to see that'd be so nice!!!! Chelle So...I turn 20 in a week, and my birthday wish probably will never come true and I can't tell you cause if I do the "myth" is that it won't come true but god I hope it comes true cause it has to do with a big part of my life, Love
Kinda Scary
2 Kinds Of Friends
There are circles when it comes to friends. The outer circle and the inner circle. The friends in the outer circle are very good acquaintances.They are the ones that you keep in the outer circle because they if given opportunity are capable of changing who you are. They are there because you like who you are and don't want to change. The inner circle are the people who love you for who you are and you don't expect them to change as well. This wisdom is priceless in meeting people.
The Kind Of Sex I Prefer
Kinda Deep...
Our futile endeavors to achieve happiness through other people invaiably lead to us changing who we are into something or someone that another person wants us to be. The problem that presents us with is that in each moment our needs and wants change, whether it be subtly or grandly, and this means that whoever is trying to please us, can never completely do so. Our clothes, hair, body-weight, hobbies, jobs, cars, houses, monetary assests, and even personalities are predicated with the goal of pleasing either a specific person or the opposite sex as a whole.
Kind Of Sad
I know hardly anyone knows me on this thing, and probably wont put much thought into this, but I just wanna talk about it. Tomorrow, this time last yr, my aunt "Nu Nu" as we called her, died of Bone Cancer. She battled this cancer a little over 7 yrs and decided that December that she was done fighting the fight. It was hard to accept, but she was tired, very tired. I miss her dearly, I saw her the last few days she was alive and it was hard to watch, my aunt, then 43, had so much to give and gave so much. She was a real good friend to me and I miss her laugh, I miss the funny things she did.. she was an awesome aunt, mother, wife, grandmother and its still so hard to accept that she is gone. Four months later my step dad died of complications from throat cancer, that was a major blow too, we knew he was sick, but the doctors made it seem as though things were looking up and then he just died... so unexpectedly. I miss him a lot too, he was a great guy and treated me just like I w
Kindle This Hearts Dieing Flame
Kindle This Hearts Dieing Flame Wandering through the darkness Searching for a source of light Walking alone through this desolate land A land that some call life I need to find a fire To kindle this hearts dieing flame Someone to Search inside Someone who can stand to see the pain Don't be afraid of the shadows I have been lost in so for so long After awhile they're comforting After all the feeling is gone Give to me your hand and lead me to the light Take me from the darkness Help me regain my sight I Know it's a lot to ask And i have not much to give All i have is love And the rest of this life to live So save me from myself And i will give you all of me Give me a little of yourself And i will love you endlessly
Kinda Bored...
Your Personality is 53% Addictive You may have an addictive personality, but you have it mostly under check. Just don't start any new bad habits, okay? Do You Have an Addictive Personality? You Are Half Baked Ice Cream In reality, you're just a quarter baked What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
7 Kinds Of Sex
7 KINDS OF SEX.... Body: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon
Kindergarden "aka" Time-out
Just because my pc is faster that the cherry server, thats no excuse to extend the 10 minute time-out. its now been about a half hr and still cant rate. common jesus, either update the server or just maybe, not overload it yourself with the other 2 sites now using it!!!
12 Kinds Of Girls
1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak. d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement. 3. Ms. Independent Advantages a.
Kinda New At This........
well its the weekend now... party time woohoooo!!!!!! well i just wanted ot let you all know im very thankful for the comments on my last one... but annyways it is time for new blog now so here it goes.... well last weekend i and my wife went up north to pick up my daughter from her grandpa and we had a very nice trip but the hotel we stayed at kinda sucked tho ... (super 8) but i wasnt really thinkin bout that much as i was bout seein my baby girl again... the day came which was sunday afternoon i got that chance to see her for the first time since last november...she has grown so much since then i almmost didnt recognize her but she and i had a fun time all the way back home and my wife and i were taken pics of our trip and got this one of these 2 guys driving along side of us down the freeway lmao... and now we eare plannin to do alot of fun things with the kids durring this summer seein i have my baby girl for the whole year till school gets out next summer lol...and now i just wan
Kinda Confused
ok .... there is ths guy that i like more than a lil bit nd im not sure if he likes me back ... we r really good friends right now and that is sooooo awesome but we r getting REALLY close and it is weird. I want to be more than friends but i would hate to ruin the friendship that i have with him ... he is my best friend ... well i don't kno wat o do and if anyone has any suggestions let me kno ... we went out to steak and shake toight and had a blast ... and we were both flirting with each other ... but im not sure if i should pursue it cause that may push him away or if i should jus leave it ... i don't know ... and the silence is sooooo not helping ... wel any suggestins or advice or anyting at this point in time would b great anyways much love *~ hope ~*
7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. Don't forget the 7th kin
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Kinda Scared
8 Kinds Of Sex
Different Types of Sex Current mood: giggly Category: Romance and Relationships Recent research shows that there are 8 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. T
Kinda Mad
everytime i post something it never get read or even looked @ y is that? r my post 2 lame?
Kindness Before you know what kindness really is you must lose things, feel the future dissolve in a moment like salt in a weakened broth. What you held in your hand, what you counted and carefully saved, all this must go so you know how desolate the landscape can be between the regions of kindness. How you ride and ride thinking the bus will never stop, the passengers eating maize and chicken will stare out the window forever. Before you learn the tender gravity of kindness, you must travel where the Indian in a white poncho lies dead by the side of the road. You must see how this could be you, how he too was someone who journeyed through the night with plans and the simple breath that kept him alive. Before you know kindness as the deepest thing inside, you must know sorrow as the other deepest thing. You must wake up with sorrow. You must speak to it till your voice catches the thread of all sorrows and you see the size of the cloth. Then it
Kinda New At This
I am brand new to fubar.But I have several friends that swear this is the place to be. I gotta say I am liking what I have seen so far. Its all a little confusing at first but I am fure I will get the hang of it. I have already gotten shit faced so thats always a good thing. I am a 27 year old homemaker with 1 beautiful child. I have been married for 7 years now and we have been together for 11 years so theres not a whole lot to tell about myself I am actually quite boring. At least I think I am maybe some of my friends can tell stories. I am just getting Well thats really all I have to say for now except that its FUCKING COLD in Illinois. So Yeah Everyone have some fun....Debby
Kinda Funny
You know its kinda funny that 80% to 90% of the people here want talk or chat with you unless you buy them a VIP or BLAST. Whats the deal with that? I thought this was a room to meet you friends and have fun with either other. Well i have meet a few new friends and there are a few real people here that like to chat and to those i say thanks. To the rest well you can guess>
This year my daughter started kindergarten. It's alot different from when i went. We had nap time, playtime, milk and cookies. Now in my daughters school she gets none of that. They have these kids doing shapes, alphabet, counting, homework, and she even comes home with books to read. If anyone here has kids that are in kindergarten, Do they have to do all this work. I kind of like it because it gets them into the routine of homework. But some of the kids in the higher grades don't even have all the work my daughter does. Tell me what you think.
Kinda Sad
it sucks when your with someone but always alone :(
5 Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
The Kind Of Girl I Am Looking For
So I'm driving to work at 3 in the morning, and I'm thinking to myself why is it that I have to put 5 girls together to make one thats right for me? Not that I am seeing 5 girls at once I just know of 5 girls in paticular who share interest with me and If I could take the things that attracted me to them away and put it all in one girl I would have Mrs. Right. I always just made exceptions instead of actually going for the right girl, you know I always said hey she is independent and honest so I guess the fact that she chain smokes a carton or so a day doesn't matter. Or, man she is a good mom and has a lot of loyality to me, so I guess its ok that she says she wishes I was dead and that she tried to hit me with the car, I mean it only happens when shes mad... Alright so fuck all of that this is what I am looking for and if you find it, see it hear of it or smell it let me know, cuz I'm tired of juggling these females around thinkin that one is going to eventually turn
The Kind Of Girl I Am
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And e
7 Kinds Of Sex
Kindred:the Embraced
I dont know if anyone hasd watched the series based on the white wolf rpg called the masquerade. It has many clans...Brujah, Ventru. gangrel, ect. My most fave is the ventru....since its the principality in the series! Julian and Archon Rule! leave comments please oh and uhm do u think they should bring it back with new people like they did with the NG Trek? and who should they have
7 Kinds Of Sex
Kind Of Geek?
What kind of geek are you? I am a few of these. LOL
The Kind Of Guy I Am..
Kinda Makes You Think.....or Atleast It Should
Kind Offer
Kindness From A Stranger!
Ms. Dallas Just gifted me a blast so I wanted show her some love!Please do the same she will blast the 100th person from me to fan her! M$Dalla$Gotti Family DonFAN B4 ADD@ fubar ..I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the
~~ Kindness~~ Current mood: thoughtful Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally and l
Kindness Turned To Weakness
Nothing was Neither land nor sea, Nor cool waves. Earth was not, Sky was not, But a gaping void And no grass.
8 Kinds Of Sex Every Couple Should Try
8 Kinds of Sex Every Couple Should Try The hottest couples don't just have great sex they have embarrassing sex, and make-up sex, and wild, can't-walk-the-next-day sex, and more. And the thing is, every kind of sex is crucial for your bond yes, even couldn't-quite-stay-awake- to-finish sex. Here's how. Sure, you and your guy have good sex. Ideally, you have fantastic sex, as often as possible. But there's more to a solid sex life than just straight-up great sex. A truly amazing sexual connection encompasses lots of different kinds of sex maybe even ones you wouldn't expect. After all, your relationship isn't one-note, so why should your sex life be? "You change, you age, and you grow as a couple in an emotional and an intellectual way," says Laura Meers, Ph.D., a psychologist in family practice in Columbus, OH. "Hopefully you're growing and changing sexually too. And the more dimensions there are in a relationship in general, the more you will see those dimensions reflected
Kindred's Soap Box..
This pimp-out is for Me, who is in Pink Lady's Blast/V.I.P Givaway... I am doing the 7 day blast and requires 10,000 to achieve it. If you have a few spare comments I would appreciate your help... Click the link below.. Thank you for your time reading this... Rob ZombieDragula Music Video Codes By Music Today is my Thirsty Thursday pimp out,on this list are Fu bar's coolest people on here,why not fan/rate/add these to your list if you havent all ready... ~*MȆL *~[real life] partner of~*KŋЮέ_p*~
Kindred For Anne Rice He walked out of the shadows reaching out his hand. His eyes were piercing red, his skin like the whitest sands. He said "We'll make a new life, one of the Kindred few". As he sank his teeth in flesh, a last mortal breath I drew. You should see me now, my youth is evermore. A beauty and serenity I never knew before. Come sit at my table, let me tell you of my ways. I'll tell you a secret ending your mortal daze. Brittony Ryona Johnson Copyright 2008 Brittony Ryona Johnson
Kinda New
whats up people? kinda new here so things will go kinda slow on my profile as i figure all of this out, so sorry for the slowness in advance and hope to figure all this out soon :)
The Kind Of Eyes
I see an unrefined person With so much to lose And so much to gain With deep penetrating eyes The kind of eyes That can see through people The kind of eyes That could almost undress A pretty girl With the desire to love The kind of eyes That can warm a girls heart With just one look The kind of eyes That can be serious Or full of intrigue With the color of water Before it hits the sea Written by, Michael Coburn
7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7
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Kinds Of Sex
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance woul
Kinda Funny... Kinda Sad
before I start, please note, this is just for fun so if you don't feel like reading... don't, it really doesn't matter. I do tend to be long winded. If you do like to read, I'd love to hear your comments... in fact I like reading the comments more than I care about getting points. I will try to make this rant entertaining at least. 1) please be cool, bash me all you want, but do it with some sense... idiots will be deleted then blocked 2) I'm not really whining and complaining here, I'm just trying to make people laugh... why? cause laughter is fun. ok, that said, lets get to it a) Fubar profiles... I've noticed a lot of profiles that say things like "blank requests ignored" or "no rate/fan no add" Well... this is all well and good, but if you want me to read it, don't put it on the very bottom of your page, then add 2035 pictures over it... in fact, I will not read a profile if it takes 30 minutes to load and I'm on broadband. b) Rating... This one is directed
Kindered Spirit
Kindred Spirit Needs Leveled
Calling all Fu-friends! Porls been stuck at Fu-king for far to long!! he needs us to bomb his arse and get him there!! he has 1,288,575 points to go!! He makes awesome tags for friends and always rates and comments to get people levelled so how about we all shower him with fu love and bomb him so his alert box goes bonkers lol! Heres his link to his profile ... Thanks for reading !! Love Sandy xx
BETTER A BLUSH ON THE FACE THAN A BLOT ON THE HEART." ~MIGUAL de CERCANTES SAAVEDRA Kind words are never wasted. Like scattered seeds, they spring up in Unexpected places. ~E.M. Bounds
7 Kinds Of Sex
Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.. *This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. *This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex *This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.' The5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. *Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. *This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. S
Kinda Says It All
The Kind Of Love...
Ok...this is a warning here that this is gonna be sappy. So if you aren't into it...don't read it. I guess a lot of us come to this site looking for friendship, maybe a little flirting, maybe a little sex...and once in awhile a fling, whether its online or meeting face to face. I think I was looking for a way to pass the time, enjoying the attention, having fun and enjoying the friendships I'd made along the way... There was this ONE day that changed all of that for me, and as sappy and cliche' as it sounds...the world stopped for a minute, and I'm pretty sure I caught my breath. What has ensued from that point caught us both by surprise, but interestingly, neither of us were disturbed by the feelings we had for each other. In fact, we were comfortable with it and embraced it. This my everything. He's kind, thoughtful, intelligent. He's funny, and sensitive and gorgeous. He's just ENOUGH bad boy to keep things interesting, and just ENOUGH of a good man to make
The Kindness Of Your Friendship
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you. I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way. I'd like to do the big things and the splendid things for you, To brush the gray from ou
The Kind Of Man I Want
1. strong, physically and emotionally 2. faithful 3. honest 4. someone that has no problem with letting me be me 5. likes to go out once in awhile, but it's not everynight 6. loves a night in, watching movies, cuddling a bit 7. knows how and when it's time to make love and when it's time to have hot sweaty crazy wild sex 8. is secure enough with himself that me having guy friends doesn't drive him nuts 9. not jealous, but knows when it's time to kick the shit out of someone 10. allows me to hold my own but will defend me when needed 11. have a job and not live with parents 12. isn't always drunk, or high 13. enjoys outdoors and sports 14. family is important 15. ok with not being able to have anymore kids, but has to be ok with the fact that i have three Eventually i want my man to know all the stupid little things about me,but that all comes with time so the man that wants me better want to really get to know me. If you think this is you...let me know Jimmy Wayne
The Kindness Poem

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