I slapped some broad who showed up as having me blocked.. she threw a fit in my PM's and then sent some douchebag after me..
Jen: remember how i said I waned to live in the city?
grahamryan97236: you dont wanna live in the city now?
Jen: I have been rethinking my living in the city...
grahamryan97236: We may have to live in the city just to save money for awhile
Jen: if said zombie apocolypse ACUALLY HAPPENS...we would be fucked...
grahamryan97236: ARE YOU KIDDING ME /facepalm
Jen: not kidding...
grahamryan97236: i love you babe.. but sometimes i wonder..
Jen: you know what, if you read this it gets you thinking
grahamryan97236: wanna know what gets me thinking? science.. ZOMBIES AREN"T POSSIBLE
Jen: the cdc has posted a what to do in the event of a zombie attack...
grahamryan97236: Yea, well it was a slow week for them and they had to look busy
Jen: when I am bitten by a zombie because we lived in the city make sure you put a bullet in my head I don't wanna be a zombie.
grahamryan97236: yes dear..
grahamryan97236: I am now going to go blog this..
Was just messing around in the MuMMs with some friends when magic happened.. I set up Flu and he hit one out of the park.. out of the stadium.. it's just plain EPIC.. Enjoy..
Suga Lips: I've polished your knob plenty of times and never got my own status.
I re-add her to my friends list and she's already hitting on me..
I'm never going to win..
First off, I blame Krazik for this.. He's in charge of bling..
Every couple of weeks fubar puts in the bling shop a ring.. The only flaw I find in Jen is her fucking addiction to sparkly shit.. Every single time a new ring pops into the bling shop Jen hits play on her prerecorded message to me.. It goes like this...
Jen: OOOOHHHHH.. That's pretty.. That's the preitties ring I've ever seen.. How many credits do you have? I swear, I won't ask for another one again.. Yea, i know I said that last time, but this THE ONE.. I love you baby.. *bats eyelashes*
Ryan: *bangs head on keyboard*
5 minutes later...
· Jen has bought you a Bling-Pack!
It's a plot by fubar admin to drive me insane.. The bastards...
Just feel like writing a blog.. no one reads this shit anyhow..
Pretty disgusted with the amount of people who have no shame and post thier naked sex pics on fubar.. I just don't get it.. probably never will..
I've managed to keep track of nearly all the people who have me blocked and the number is mind boggling.. I am truly hated..
Really sick of the racism going around the mumms and fubar in general.. The bullshit with Joe, Bob, and bill is really old and I wish those pukes would just die.. fubar would be alot more fun without them..
I'm sick of being underpaid and this whole gas bullshit has me worried that the economy will suffer and my company won't survive it..
I miss kissing Jen..
Blazers beat the Heat tonight.. God does love me..
Seems like everyone has drugs but me..