Punky's blog: "Punky Is O So Random"

I think I'm putting more in than I'm getting out. He's lucky he's in another state. He's gonna get it when he gets home. Don't put stuff on the internet you don't want seen. Just a public service message for ya'll.

Yeah I know I haven't been up in this bitch for forever but I've been busy as shit. I've moved into my own place! Been here a little over a month now. Lemme tell ya it is the shit being able to smoke in my own house. Yay! Finally got my comuter working again to it's full potential thanx to J and Jap. Those guys rawk!! Anyway, I'm back if anyone cares. And who cares if you don't. I didn't make you read this :-P.

I'm baaaaack. I think the last time I was on here it was new years eve. I hope everyone's having a good 2008 mine's been crazy and drama-rific but life goes on. Work is work. Family is drama. social life doesn't exist. I miss all u peoples. I hope u haven't deleted me *whimpers*

The new bar tab sucks ass. It's like a stalkers wet dream over there in that little box. Seriously. Anyway. I think that's all I got for right now. I give ya'll a real blog in a few days, when I'm not so listless.

Ryan's gonna be ok. Thanx everyone for the love and support. Wal-Mart has saved the day again folks. I almost busted out in a full blown tribal when I saw it I had to buy it. "Q Is For Queen. The A-Z Of Queen Volume 1" Talk about geek out. I freakin had it open before I got to my car. It's been so long sine I've heard "Fat Bottomed Girls" I was giggling like a school girl the whole way home. Not to mention it's a CD/DVD special. *creams* Today has also been awesome cuz I got paid $251.97 for working 20 hours last week. HA!! Neener Neener! You wish you had overtime and holiday pay like me. Not to mention I got $37 of it for working 2 1/2 hours on Friday. And now . . . TO THE GUITAR HERO!!!!!!

It's a shame I have to be at work so early because I should be at the hospital. My friend Ryan was hit by a truck about 2 hours ago. Not on accident either. Some friends of mine were hanging out in their neighborhood just shootin the shit and stuff. And someone decided to take something in their own hands and were gunning for someone else when Ryan pushed them out of the way and took the hit himself. Ryan flew up onto the hood of the truck and cracked the windshield with his forhead. The driver then slammed on his brakes to throw Ryan off and then gunned it and ran over him. Ryan then tried to stand up to give chase and immediately fell to the ground. My brother is at the hospital now and Ryan's been in X-ray for about half an hour. They said he was conscious in the ambulance and everything so hopefully he'll be ok. He's a tough guy I just didn't know he was this tough.

If so and you live around me u should come over and have a drink. I'm making margaritas! YAY TEQUILLA!!!

If my nose isn't stopped up it's running. Not to mention that if I cough one more time my brain stem will be jiggled loose. This is fucking gay. I haven't eaten in two days mostly cause my taste buds are fucked. Believe my I want to eat, I think, but I just can't seem to make myself. Don't worry I'm not going anorexic on ya'll it's not a stomach flu or anything it's just a cold but it's the worst cold I've had in a while because I guess people love infecting me. And that's another roll of toilet paper I've used just blowing my fucking nose. I don't think I'd be in this perdicament if our fucking heater hadn't broken or if they hadn't taken so long to fix it. Speaking of which it's not fixed yet. Damn it all.

Well I've learned a lot this week. Specially some stuff about some people I thought were good people. I've gotten really naive lately. Really naive. I'm actually disappointed with myself. Sickened really. But at least I have my computer back thanx to the awesome Jenna. <3 Thanx chica. Well hopefully I can drink myself into a coma tonite and if that doesn't work I'll prolly just play some guitar hero. I'm thinking of blogging my application up here. But I doubt anyone would fill it out. Fuck It.

While at Burger King this morning with some co-workers an interesting topic came up. But before I go there I just want to rant about how much I hate sausage. I have never liked the stuff for some reason and they added it to my sammich anyway and I wanted to take it off but all the chese was melted to it and I didn't wanna lose the chese. Well I'm eating and I got choked on a tiny piece of sausage. I seriously almost died today. Fucking sausage. It must be removed from consumers reach. Now if all you perverted freaks will pick up your minds from the gutter I'll continue with my original story. My hilarious friend James was talking about how uncomfortable balls are. I hear this complaint about balls regularly. And I'm glad to say that I have never nor will ever have to deal with owning my own set of balls. But the conversation then changed to how if he were a woman I'd have to put him down for the good of the sex. Because as soon as he got his first menstral cycle he'd hang himself. But he would enjoy his titties. *rolls eyes*. But anyway, the conversation progressed and I casually asked James, Chris & Parker if they had ever "Q'd The Lazzarus". For those of you that don't get the referense. I'm refering to the movie 'The Silence Of The Lambs' when Buffalo Bill tucks his man-hood inbetween his legs and stares at himself in the mirror while the song "Goodbye Horses" by Q. Lazzarus plays in the background. James promptly admitted that he has done "the tuck" as he called it. He even confessed to trying to walk around while tucked and counting how many steps he could take before "it" slipped out. So now for all you males who read this far into my blog. Have you ever Q'd The Lazzarus?