Well lets see here i'm quite the random guy who likes to do crazy ass shit all the time... I mean really what man or woman isn't the same way from time to time right??? Well lets just put things in perspective i hate when some1 tells me to conform to RULES!!! So in turn me being the way i am i just HAVEEEEE 2 push the boundaries of that rule lol. For instance i was at a bar in the hamptons here on LONG ISLAND it's called THE BOARDY BARN opens its doors on the weekend and sunday is the big TOPPPER... Dollar beers all day from 7 in the morning til whenever the hell they wanna close the bar (indoor and outdoor). Now you might wonder, "when does it close" it DOESNT lol the COPS own it lol well RETIRED cops lol... Now here's the interesting thing we used to be able to drink and throw beer on every1 it was the BOARDY BARN right of passage if you don't have beer on yourself then u need to kick rocks OR just get laced up with some SUDS. Obviously this is not a bar you where your BEST CLOTHES/SHOES/KICKS too unless your a fucking moron who has to look good wherever you go lol. But come on its THE BOARDY BARN lol... Anyways in later years it has sinced changed this right of passage due to WHIMPY BITCHES AND GUYS who can't stand beer on them, granted it sux but if you know this bar is known for it THEN WHY GO... Well cheap beer and ALL NITE BAR lol. A double edged sword if you will... Now on one the many times i have gone i usually do my best to get WASTED and do sick shit cuz that's what i'm known for... If your not having a good time i go out of my way to make sure i either A) embarass you (in a good way) B) do some sick funny shit to get u to laugh or C) just tell you to ease up lol..
Here's the funny part... One day i was with a group of friends and we all decide BOARDY BARN HANDS DOWN!!! Now mind you we had just had a kegger that was off the chain the night b4 but fuck it lets go. So we get to the bar and we walk in and i come to find out that your no longer aloud to partake in beer tossing.. Needless to say i was quite depressed so i got wasted and devised my devious plan lol... I started fuckin wit security cuz they said, "NO BEER TOSSING ON ANY1 NO ACCEPTIONS" Little did i know you couldn't even do it 2 yourself lol.. so what did i do when i heard this, NATURALLY I POURED it on my head
my friends are like wtf im just chillin drinkin beer in one hand and pouring it on me with the other lol it was great. 1st security guy comes by and says, "YO uhhh you cant pour beer on anyone" So i say, "im not im not pouring it on any1 im doing it 2 myself see so hence i am excluded from your no beer throwing clause..." While talking to him im still drinkin and pouring it on myself lol... Anyways he gets all wierd walks away i stop just 2 appease him for the time being my friends are laughin i do IT AGAIN... then 3 GUARDS come over there like you have to stop that its not cool blah blah blah... basic renta cop jibberish lol... So i go ok no problem sorry my hands a little fucked up i got arthritis start twitching as i drink and spill my beer.. They naturally get all iffy towards me and walk away...
Now the best part of this little story is at the end of it all i start drinking more beer get really hammered and i start drinkin the beer and letting it just splash back on my face and all over me. As if i was a child who was learning to use a sippy cup lol it was great... My friends pissing themselves laughing as the guards come over and say ok u have to leave and im like but HEY im drinking it not spilling it on me.. In turn i demonstrate my drinking style the splash and gulp technique it was priceless, they didnt know what to do accept tell me to leave which i did at the end of the night but it was AWESOME... And this is just a tasted of the random shit and the pursuit of STUFF that i love to do while intoxicated on alcohol and alot of the time STONE COLD SOBER... I hope you enjoyed my rant lol i'll be back with more soon
