I'm sittin here late at night, Starin at this computer screen...
Talkin to all these people man, makes me think alot about my teens.
Fuck all these people came from outta nowhere..
and now i can't get the thoughts outta here
laughin to myself when i smoke my weed
everyone thinks..fuck yeah she's strange indeed..
But hey i've always been the one outta place
The one who always gets up in your face
But it wasn't always me who stepped up first
My Buddy Edy was she a fuckin torch!
One small spark would set her right off a fire burnin in her eyes
One look she could make ya paralyzed
terrified not knowing what she'll do next
You'd better run cause you're her next conquest.
Now there was jen who was the third of our crew
and fuck man messin with her was like messing with two
She'd beat you down and laugh in your face
then drag your ass all over the place
The three of us tight yeah like sisters..
With a fury like a fuckin twister...
Now things got bad n shit got said
and fuck man edy punched me in the head..
I never fought back though she was my best friend
I couldn't stomp my sis not over some fuckin dis..
not even shit i said..but hey that was then...
Things got back to where they were
the chicks that started it, got what they deserved
I remember throwin that bitch through that window
at the arcade, she tried to touch my man didn't ya know?
back n forth i ran her face, through dirt n glass
she begged.."please stop kickin my ass"
I made her face look like hamburger helper
when she was finally out, i left that bitch in the gutter
Wouldn't you know it? she tried again!
I laid her our along side four of her friends..
I guess she finally got the point
cause all of a sudden she was all like.."Dude wanna smoke a joint?"
For that insult i slapped her mouth
and took all her weed
and that made me feel great indeed!
So much blood i've spilt fighting for fun
Yes i do love you'd better fuckin run!
I loved it then i love it then, i love it now
And i wanna show these fuckin kids HOW!
They think they are all that and so much more
When all they really are is an ear sore
listenin to their trash talk makes me laugh
cause everyone of em ...I'd kick their ass...
Now back to those years, that made me so bright
There was a dance this one night
for once the adults..ALMOST got it right
To let us kids let loose n party
but they didn't know we had that forty
Oh shit did i mention the acid we dropped along the way
oh my god Edy was startin to sway
back in the basement on my stoner heaven couch
we sat laughin at Shane's fuckin mouth
then you laughed so fuckin hard
dude i swear you were louder than jay's car!
Speakin of jay was he a fuckin trip
and Shane was SO DAMNED RIPPED
he didn't even remember his girlfriend
And i went along just to pretend
to fuck with his trip a little longer
fuck man were we ever stoners..
So many nights of sneakin that herb
From basement window out to the curb
right in front of our houses, side by side
We'd laugh our asses off , run to that bush,n hide
Just on the corner we thought we were so smart
Only one major problem now..It's too fuckin dark!
our parents would never know if we smoked our pot
But hey weren't they smoking alot?
We were all seperated not long after that
my mom and had a massive fuckin spat
i threw shit at her head
then the bitch she flipped over my bed
all hell broke loose that night i swear i wanted a noose
I told her she was of no use to me
and she was nothing i ever wanted to be
So a phone call to the cops was made
and hey don't ya know it, they took me away
it's all good though it was very mutal
In a way leavin her that day was somewhat spiritual
to be free of the clutches i assumed hurt me so much
when all they ever really were was a mothers touch
always tryin to keep me safe
and i all i ever did was scoff in her face
Here i am at thirty one
still willin to take ya on
I can still make you cry like a school girl
wanna go ahead and give it whirl?
many years have passed since all that shit
If you think i'm a pussy then you're gonna get split
Many more years of experience i've gained
many years of fighting many years of pain
So if you think you got what it takes
go ahead and step up to the plate.
