KreamCat's blog: "Randomness"

Please help me force the pain away
Please don't tell me that it's here to stay
My life has taken a treacherous course
Lies brought about by an evil source

Second guessing if its all even worth it
With a ton of bricks it feels like ive been hit
I feel like there is nowhere to turn
Deceitful lies made my stomach churn

I wish that i could walk away and turn a blind eye
Instead i sit here in my secret pain and cry
Wishing that one person hadnt harbored so much hate
Pushing me towards a doomed fate

Hurt slices me like a knife
Knowing i was hated enough to destroy my life
By someone who doesnt know the meaning of morality
Stuck in her own fucked up reality

Does she take pleasure in my secret pain
Knowing i had it all to lose, she had it all to gain
Wishing that i could disappear
Leaving behind one lonely, last sorrow filled tear

Abstinence
Acne Medicine
Aerosol Containers
Afternoons
Airplane Aisle Seats
Alaska
Alfalfa Sprouts
Alligator Shoes
Aluminum Foil
Antennas
Apple Juice
Apricot Kernels
Aromatherapy
Artificial Nails
Assertiveness
Astringents
August
Autumn
Baby Faced Boys
Backpacks
Bad Initials
Bagels
Baggy Pants
Baked Potatoes
Bakeries
Baking Soda
Balloons
Banisters
Bartending
Bathing Suits
Batteries
Beaches
Bean Bag Chairs
Beauty Parlors
Between 3-4pm
Bible Quoting
Bicycle Seats
Bicycle Wheels
Birimingham, Alabama
Blow Dryers
Blowing Off Steam
Blowing your nose
Blue Eyes
Body Odor
Bottled Water
Bottling Up Anger
Bowing
Bowl Games
Braids
Brassieres
Bread
Brie
Bright colored clothing
Brush Cutters
Bubble Baths
Bug Zappers
Camping
Candles
Canned Tuna
Can Openers
Cardboard Boxes
Careers in Advertising
Car Phones
Car-Pool Lanes
Car windows
Cartoons
Casinos
Casseroles
Cats
Cereals
Chainsaws
Chamomile Tea
Champagne
Cheerleading
Chewing Gum
Chilies
Chopsticks
Christmas
Chubby Cheeks
Cigars
Cinnamon Gum
City Biking
Classical Performances
Cleanliness
Close Shaves
Clothespins
Coffee Cups
Cold Weather
Contact Lenses
Cook in the bag foods
Cookbooks
Cookie Dough
Cookie Sheets
Cookware
Coping
Cosmetic Counters
Coworkers
Cracking Knuckles
Crayons
Croquet
Crossing Your legs
Crying
Crystal Ware
Curling Irons
Cut Grass
Cutting Boards
Dallas Fort Worth
Dark Colored clothes
daylight Savings Time
Daytime
Deer
Deli Meats
Deoderant
Dieting
Dinner music
dirty mouths
dishwashers
do it yourselfing
doctors writing
dogs
dolphins
dominating conversations
doorbells
doors
douching
downsizing
drinking fountains
driving at night
driving in new hampshire
driving music
drowsy truckers
drumsticks
dry cleaned clothes
ear candling
earlobe creases
earplugs
eating out
educations
egg cartons
eggnog
Eggs
Electrolysis
Elevators
Empty Day Books
Escalators
Expensive athletic shoes
eyeglasses
fallen leaves
fashion magazines
fat necks
faucets
fire engines
firing someone
first week of the month
fish tanks
fishing
five servings a day
fizzy drinks
flaming drinks
Florida
flower shows
football games
french fries
frequent flying
fridays
friends and relations
frosted eye shadow
frozen beef patties
furnaces
gemstones
George Costanza
Ginseng Extract
Glasgow
Glue Guns
goalposts
goggles
golf
gospel concerts
grapefruit juice
gray beards
guacamole
guardrails
hairbrushes
hair conditioners
hair gel
halloween
halogen floor lamps
handlebars
hangovers
hedgehogs
heimlich maneuver
herbal cigarettes
herbal skin creams
High Definition Tv
Home Canning
Home Fitness Equipment
Horse back riding
hospitals
hot bath
hot dogs
hot food
hot showers
hot tubs
hotel rooms
Hugging daddy
humidifiers
ice cream
ice cubes
impotence
internet
intersecions
january
january birthdays
jerky
jewelry
jimsonweed
juice bars
july
kentucky
keys
kissing a dog
kneeling
lakes
landing a punch
laundry
leaf blowers
leaky pipes
leather jackets
leftovers
leis
licorice
lifeguarding
ligthning
liposuction
lipstick
liver spots
lizards
long faces
long hours
long udnerwear
loofahs
love connections
love handles
low cholesterol
luggage
luggage carts
maines route 201
making music
male pattern baldness
malls
mangoes
maraschino cherries
marital spats
marshmallows
martinis
mascara
mattresses
medical consent forms
medicine cabinets
the midwest
mineral oil
miniblinds
mobile homes
molasses
mondays
money
monster truck shows
morning coffee
mornings
mouthwash
movie previews
movie theater seats
mowing the lawn
mulch
munchies
museums
mushrooms
mustaches
nail biting
nail guns
napping
narcissists
nevada
new clothes
new jersey
new york city
night club floors
night lights
nightmares
night shifts
nighttime
north carolina
nutmeg
offices
olive oil
online investing
opera
parakeets
parsley
party favors
party lights
paved roads
peppermints
percolated coffee
personal computers
personal stereos
photocopying
picking your nose
playgrounds
playing rock and roll
pogo sticks
popcorn
popping out of a cake
posturing
potato guns
powdered latex gloves
power windows
prescriptions by mail
produce sections
public speaking
pumping iron
pumpkin carving
quitting smoking
racquet sports
rain
raw milk
recliner chairs
red food
red kidney beans
refrigerator magnets
religion
remote controls
renting
restaurant meats
retail sales jobs
riverside, california
rock concerts
roses
runways
salad mixes
sandboxes
saturdays
scary movies
seafood
shadowy streets
shoes
shopping carts
shortness
short skirts
singing in the choir
sixteen year old drivers
ski wax
slam dancing
slam dunks
sleep
sleeping bags
sleepless nights
slow cookers
small heads
sneezing
snoring
soap operas
socks
soundtracks
sour candies
the south
soy
spain
sports drinks
spring
squirrels
stemming tears
stethoscopes
stiff palms
stiletto heels
stone floors
stools
st patricks day
street food
stress tests
strong hands
stuffed animals
sugar cane
sugar free gum
summer
sunglasses
sunlight
sunscreen
sweethearts
swiss cheese
taj mahal
talcum powder
tallness
tanning beds
tap water
teahouses
telephones
telescopes
televangelism
television sets
thanksgiving
therapy
thin thighs
thunderstorms
tight pants
toilets
tomato sauce
toothbrushes
toothpastes
trampolines
tryingo on clothes
tug o war
tumbleweeds
two-lane roads
underpants before socks
underwire bra
uneven fingers
urinals
vacuum cleaners
vegetarianism
vending machines
vigilance
visual aids
volleyball
walking
washing dishes
watches
watching television
water balloons
water beds
water parks
watering the lawn
waynes
weak hands
wearing clothes
weekends
well done meat
wheel chairs
white coats
winter
women in labor
woodstoves
woodworking
yard sales
yard work
yoga
yoyo's
zippers

The Inevitable Laws of Work

1. If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

2. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

3. Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

4. It doesn't matter what you do. It only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.

5. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

6. The more you put up with, the more you are going to get.

7. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

8. Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

9. When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

10. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool about it.

11. There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

12. Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.

13. Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

14. Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

15. To err is human; to forgive is not our policy.

16. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.

17. Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

18. If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

19. You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

20. People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

21. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

22. At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

23. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

24. Following the rules will not get the job done.

25. Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

26. When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

27. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

28. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for anything that goes wrong

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards... The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father." The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren

and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds"

and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over

and said, "Maybe you should use a condom

and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar

1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you
like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip
coming. (you think this was coming from his father?)
- Alan, age 10
 
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find
out later who you're stuck with.(So God can have a sense of humor?)
- Kristen, age 10
 
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
 
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
 
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be
a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
 
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
 
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
 
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
 
(1) Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
 
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
 
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know each other. Even boys have
something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
 
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that usually gets them interested enough to
go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)
 
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about
me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9
 
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)
 
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7 (Good Point)
 
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
you should marry them and have kids with them. It's
the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule)
 
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
 
(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you
one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I
don't want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)
 
(2) It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
 
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
 
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
 
And the #1 Favorite is........
 
 
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
 
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)