This was a forwarded to me that I found funny & I tweaked it a bit . . .
Last night my cousin and I were sitting in my apartment and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens to me, please just make sure to pull the plug."
So . . . she got up . . . unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine!!!!!!!
:(
