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Heart
Me (in a tizzy) : God, can I ask you something? GOD: Sure. Me: Promise you won't get mad? GOD: I promise. Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today? GOD: What do you mean? Me: Well I woke up late. GOD: Yes Me: My car took forever to start. GOD: Okay.... Me: (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait. GOD: Hmmmm. Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call. GOD: All right. Me: (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work. Nothing went right today! Why did you do that? GOD: Well let me see..... the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that. Me: (humbled): Oh... GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that might have hit you if you were on the road. Me: (ashamed): ............
Meandering Thoughts
24 Interludes of Life1. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile.2. There are moments in life when you really miss someone that you want to pick them up from your dreams and hug them. Hope you dream of that someone.3. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want in life.4. May you have...Enough happiness to make you sweetEnough trials to make you strongEnough sorrow to keep you humanEnough hope to make you happyAnd enough money to keep you comfortable.5. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. But we often look so long at the closed door, that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.6. The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch, swing with, never saying a word and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.7. It's true that we don't know what
Never Ending Pain
i never realized how much a death could affect you. i am a different person since the death of my dad. in some ways good and in some ways bad. it's funny though, i can't think of one good thing right this second. maybe i just can't see it myself. the last time i saw him, may 1, 2007. i came home from work. he was sitting on my couch. we always touched hands as i walked by him. this time i wouldn't let him touch me because i was so filthy from work. i didn't hug him when he left. dammit!!! why didn't i hug him? at about 3 am may 2, fl. highway patrol knocked on my door to tell me there had been an accident and my father didn't make it. he had a heart attack while driving. they say all wounds heal with time. who the hell are they anyway? lol i'm not sure this wound will heal. it's been almost 9 months and i'm still a basketcase!!! sometimes i feel so lost, walking around in circles, not sure what to do. and i am angry a lot of the time. then there are the times i find myself sitt
In Memorium
Those of you who have known me for a bit have heard my tales of the pain i have gone through my whole life.
Julies
Bike Hoes Beware....Theyre Onto You!!!!! 1.If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your gonna go for a ride go on with the niceest bike hes the one who is least likley to crash and kill you.If he has a nice bke hes prob. been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all gonna laugh at you.Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If your FAT! save yourself some embaressment and us the agrivation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz YOUR FAT BITCH!!!! we can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5.If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsability to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! we have to go first no one else knows how to get where we are going (Right guys ) 7. Showing your tits wi
Things I Write
You are so inviting I see something in your eyes I know it forbidden but there is an unquestionable chemistry I feel that there is a reason for us meeting Maybe you are meant to help me get through the tough time i am having To give a shoulder to lean on when I need it and to pick me up when I fall Maybe it was so that we could both have someone to talk to about all the things we cant say to others You opened my eyes to things when you told me i deserved better, maybe I was something i needed to hear Or could it be that maybe one day down the road of life we will be meant to be one What ever this life gives us I know that I can hope you will never get tired of being my friend Sometimes I wonder will we ever be happy Will people ever just let us be As I sit and wait for you no one knows the weekness i feel because i need you so I need to have you lift this weight off my shoulders so I can finally let go Just for a while i need you to be mommy and daddy so that I can be ME
True Love?
I always forget how sensitive I am when I really put my heart and soul into something or someone..ive been really careful not to let me guard down for a while.. so i've always been somewhat detached.. until recently when i opened my heart once again.. i've forgotten how much it hurts and once again i feel as though i am in a void. empty. half me is missing. a grip on my heart. what once began with butterflies in the stomach ends with them. except these are not warm butterflies. its cold and dark. my whole mind is filled with one subject making it hard to do other tasks, let alone eat or sleep.everyone at work says i am spacey today and they would be right. i hate this. i think i should give up. -Blah.
Fubux
I am running another Auto 11!!!!!! I have folders Marked for 10k Rate all the pics in them, comment the last picture and ill send you 10k in fubucks!!!! Make major points, and get paid for it. Its a win win situation!!!!!!!!!!!! So along my fubar travels ive seen people offer money for pic rates. Now im going to do the same..... For every 100 pics you rate i will award you 10,000 Fubux. If you rate all of them ill give a gift as well. Please message me when you are all done rating so that i can transfer the fubux... Thanks again
How Selfritightous Are People
I have been on this site since June the 24th of 2008, and I have tried to friend 2,078 fubarians of those only 1,596 have accepted. I have fanned every person who's page I have been on, of those 2,078 people only 636 have returned the favor of fanning me back. Before I decided to delete any one that was not my fan from my friends list I only had 560 that had fanned me back. How self-righteous are these people that they are to good to return the favor of being my fan? I put it in my online status that I was going to delete anyone that was not a fan of mine on 11/25 and I had a few people come into my shout-box and tell me to go ahead and delete them which I gladly obliged by removing my fan of them and then unfriending them as well. Who the hell do these people think they are, they want me to be their fan and be their friend so they can have the points and don't want to return the favor, what is the big deal? Are people so self centered that they actually feel they are to good to be som
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Goofylady To Oracle
GoofyLady to Oracle Train The Rules: 1. Stop by GoofyLady's page, rate the Default folder of pics... She will be hosting a Happy Hour at 6pm Fu-time... She will have an Auto 11s running as well... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in her pic folder and pick yours up. Please leave her a comment that you have gotten it... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "GoofyLady to Oracle" or something like that... 4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list... 5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request 6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 7. NO DRAMA..
Stuff Written For Moi.
I shall dedicate this poem to Jasmine. No more needs to be said."If only you could see what I see."These eyes are both nothing and everything to me.Showing me magnificent sights and unholy illusions.To be able to see another person's eyes to their soul;If only you could see what I see.Infinite defined, its proximity determined;I can grasp its integrity, its dimensions.Seeing the front and back of each number,If only you could see what I see.Each atom, each quark, detailed as a painting;Showing me its individual power and combination of strength.And what beholds inside of it,If only you could see what I see.Each note, each beat, music in simplicity;Combined together in a thousand chords of beauty.Graced by a simple swing of an arm,If only you could see what I see.The sudden silence as a second of determination appears;Where your true reflection is shown in the water.Jumping gently into the pool to grasp its touch,If only you could see what I see.A billion stars all within your grasp;Eac
Help My Friends
if u could please rate each of these pics then hit me up i will return all ur love thank u every1....ashlee
This Is How It Works!!
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV. LoL So True!!
To All My Rating Revolution Family/friends
To all my Rating Revolution Family/Friends I've done a lot of thinking lately and have decided that I cannot give rating revolution my fullest attention, and feel it would be fairer if I left. This may not come as a shock to some of you for I haven't been happy on fubar for a long time, the site has in all sense of the word killed itself, with the autos, and blings. Dont get me wrong I have had some wonderful friends give me blings and things and thank you to them ... but with the rush of the auto came the obvious point whores, the so called friends that I hadnt seen for months and months suddenly came out of the woodwork and were all over my page, and then as soon as the auto stopped my page became a ghost town. I always got great pleasure from finding pictures to add to my folders, I liked sharing them with friends but again only a small handful of loyal true friends stopped by regularly unless the dreaded auto 11 was on. The ezee rates are just pointless no one can see what
My Poems
Two souls join to never to part. Love fills the heart. Knowing that Love last forever. Never to be severd. One heart consumed in Darkness. Never really knowing love or its likeness. The other consumed in Light. Always there for the other never to take flight. The ying to the others yang. Filled with so much love that it hits with a bang. One hoping that the other opens to receive. Never to be deceived. One heart wants to give the other something to believe in. The other believeing they live in sin. Two souls balancing each other. Never to be parted by another. Reaching to be held. Never to let the other down to fell. Two hearts beating as one . Can you hear their hearts song? Two souls join in the bonds of love . That is blessed from above. Two souls now belong. Oh how they waited so long. Love can touch the Darkness. Now you can say you know the likeness. For love brings the Light. Oh what a sight. poem by : Paula When I look into your eyes I see everything I see a long ago King You
Fubar Related Blog And Stuff
TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST Ok... now I'm really pissed!!! I just typed out a HUGE blog and I lost it ... I'm fine, just stressed and at my breaking point ...
Life As A Freakonature
My parents were not young when my mother gave birth to me. My dad was 42. My mother was 39. They divorced in 1990, when I was 15, he 57, and she 54. Each of them has since found someone new and, I'm lucky enough to say, they have been wonderful step-parents. As you get older, you prepare yourself emotoinally and mentally for that day where you get that phone call: the one that says you are about to lose one of your parents. You expect it. It's part of life.
From My Master
Tamer.. My Master's touch.. After taking my shower i go to the bedroom with no instruction from Master Tamer, i know what i must do. i fix my face and dry my hair, cream His body then a last finishing, touch a spray of tea rose perfume.. i am almost done for my Master. Lighting a few candles and putting His favourite music on, i put on a pair white panties and go get my collar out of its special box that sits on the dresser.. Kissing the inside of my collar as i always do, i put it on, with a quick brush of my hair once again i am done.. i move to the centre of the room and sit on the floor with my hands on my thighs, legs open i wait for Master Tamer. A song goes by then i hear the door close. He walks in the room, the noise of His boots gives me tingles as He walks towards me. Standing over me and not saying a word i kneel before Him, face down with my hands out in front of me right to the floor. He walks around me and checks me out then says “ass up pe
Randomness
I wanted to make all my female friends/family aware that there is someone going around stealing NSFW photos..this man has some how been able to rip one of my sisters photos even though all of her stuff is locked down to friends/family and all ripping ability is turned off..
Native American Stories!!
The World Of An Innocent Tease
my life has been really crazy lately..
Ranting
Ok, so this is a bit tricky to follow, so keep up if you can, lol. I have this friend, Jason, whom is married to Amber, and together the have a daughter, Taylor, who is only 7. Now, these people had absolutely no place to live. Me, and my family, took them into our home and welcomed them with open arms because I thought that Jason was one of my BEST FRIENDS. He had never done me wrong, always stuck up for me no matter what, etc. So, I told them they could stay here a week because we really didn't have the room. During that week they were suposed to be going to welfare to get food stamps, cash, housing, etc. Anything they could get, just to get them by until they got jobs. No problem. They went, got emergency food stamps and medical covers and they told us that they had to wait on their cash because something about the government being behind, which IS true because we checked. Doesn't sound like a big deal, right? WRONG! What was supposed to be one week turned into an entire month. I
Thoughts
276 QUESTIONS TO ASK BEFORE YOU MARRY WORK 1. Are you working on your chosen field? 2. How many hours a week do you work? 3. What does your job entail? (For example, do you often travel for business, work at home, performs dangerous tasks?) 4. What is your dream job? 5. Have you ever been called a workaholic? 6. What is your retirement plan? What do you plan to do when you stop working? 7. Have you ever been fired? 8. Have you ever quit a job suddenly? Have you changed jobs a lot? 9. Do you consider your work a career or just a job? 10. Has your work ever been a factor in the breakup of a relationship? HOME 11. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? 12. Do you prefer urban, suburban, or rural settings? 13. Is it important to have your own private home, or do you prefer apartment or condo living, with a management company responsible for the maintenance? Are you a do-it yourselfer, or would you rather hire professionals? Do you prefer to clean your ow
Who Wants Auto11s Or Cherrybomb Bling?
AUTO 11 OR CHERRYBOMB UP FOR GRABS! IM HOLDING A RATE CONTEST FOR THE BIGGEST PIMP OR PIMPETTE OF FUBAR.THE PRESON WITH THE MOST RATES IN TWO WEEKS WILL GET THERE CHOICE OF A AUTO 11 OR CHERRYBOMB BLING IF INTERESTED PLEASE P.M ME AND SEND ME THE LINK TO THE PIC YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE.MAKE SURE YOU HAVE FUN WITH THIS NO CHEATING,DRAMA,AND PROMOTE YOURSELF.PIX MUST BE G.Q STYLE MEANING.IF YOUR A PIMP SHOW YOUR PIMP STYLE.ABSOLUTLY NO TOLERANCE FOR DRAMA YOU WILL BE DELETED OUT OF THE CONTEST:)CONTEST WILL START WHEN I HAVE AT LEAST 10 PPL. CONTEST HOST PurpleSky*Fubar's Most Finest *@ fubar
Boobs
Sorry...you sheep would have never entered if it said Politics. Last night I watched the entire 1 1/2 hour replay of Arlen Specters town hall meeting in Lebanon, PA and didn't go to bed till 1am. I just couldn't break away from it.
Family List 1
Clueless In Canada
After much soul searching I've realized I need to grow some boobs to get some points on here.....Anyone wanting to donate so I can get implants feel free to send me a shout Thanks for spankin my Tushie Harley...next time ya have to lick the red spots
Stevareno......
There will be workshops on Using WRAP in the Workplace; Basic Life Coaching Skills; Dialectical Behavior Therapy; Working with an Integrated (Consumer/Non-Consumer) Staff; Documentation Skills; Workplace Boundaries and Survival Skills for Consumer-Professionals; How the Americans with Disabilities Act Applies in the Workplace; Working with Co-Occuring Disorders; Plus, a Panel Presentation on Serving Diverse Communities. Happy New Year..Hoping All The ßest……… May This YearNot Seem Like A Test!!
Guestbook !
HEY EVERYONE !!! COME ON OVER AND SIGN MY GUESTBOOK BY ADDING YOUR LOVELY SELF TO IT :) THANKS TO ZIMMY BABY FOR THE IDEA :) SMOOCHESSSSSSSS TO YA ALL :)
Whateverness
I hate it when ppl accuse me of bein somethin I'm not. Anyone that knows me, knows that I only obsess over vampire books and my 3 favorite colors (black, purple, and silver) and not men. I've never obsessed over a man. Yeah, there was one that I talked about a lot (and still do), but I've never been obsessed with him. So, unless you wanna get on my bad side, don't accuse me of bein somethin I'm not. Instead, just ask me about it first. well for those who didn't know i was pregnant for about 14 weeks... well i just had a majorly painful miscarriage today... i didn't want it to happen but i guess these things happen... it hurts more in my heart then it did in my tummy... me and bleu wanted this to happen so bad... i think i'll be cryin for the next several days... i wish this didn't happen... i guess we'll try again later... it hurts so bad... it was my first pregnancy and this had to happen... i feel so horrible that i lost mine and bleu's first baby... i'm so sry my lost little o
About Me
All Things Hot!!!
OK, I’m getting a little bored with this page so I thought I would ask some questions to some things I have been thinking about…..I got a tattoo back in June….but I have been thinking about getting another one….but I wanted to ask ya'll where you think the most sexiest place on a woman is....what kind of tattoo do you like to see on a woman?
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I'm named after a Disney character. The privileged know which one. 2- I battle insomnia...guess how I found Fubar?LOL I also deal with night terrors since childhood. But give me some cheesy 80's horror movies and I'll sleep peacefully. Freddy has been the man in my dreams for as long as I can recall. Majoring in Psych helped me understand this better, but it's still weird. 3- The smell of a sweaty man doesn't skeeve me out. It comforts me. My dad has always done hard physical labor, and he was a sweaty stinky mess when he'd get home. First thing he would do when he got home is hug me. So that smell (sweat and cologne
Duke Lounge Rules
NO DRUG TALK NO RACIST COMMENTS NO LINK DROPPING NO DISRESPECTING STAFF AFTER A FEW WARNINGS YOU MAY BE BANNED
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K IM SETTIN A GOAL I WANNA SEE HOW MANY ROSES I CAN GET SO SEND ME ROSES LOL AS GIFTS
I'm Being Auctioned!
Inner Ramblings
So someone should totally buy me a Honda Fury.
Tagged
Instructions..... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "you're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.... 1. I've been online for almost 13 years now... And I still have the same screen name from the first day I signed onto AOL... 2. I met my husband online... back when it was taboo... And all you saw on the news was women getting killed by meeting guys from online... 3. When I was younger, I played tennis, softball, volleyball, and did the track events... I was the first girl in our town to play in the boy's Baseball Little League... They stuck me in left field... But I still have my uniform to prove I played... LOL... 4. I love to read Historical Romance Novels, especially anything written by Judith McNaught... 5
My Blog
These last few weeks i have gotten all sorts of invites to join different families.
Daily Note
Happy Fall to all my Fu Friends,Snuggle up and keep warm ;) Winter is on its way~! {{Luv & Hugs}} ~~~~~Micki-Blue-Eyes DSC/FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr 𣠆hê £rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê'@ fubar ALTOONA, BLAIR COUNTY The federal and state governments are both looking to tax tobacco. President Barack Obama signed the State Children’s Health Insurance Program into law Wednesday. One of the S-CHIP’s funding sources is a hike in tobacco taxes. And that comes at the same time that the state wants to increase its tobacco tax to help the budget. People that own tobacco shops say the tax hikes are going to hurt them and their customers. And one man said it could put hi
Ahh, Random Bullshit
Thx Annie!! lol Here's 25 useless things about me. 1. I'm a total dork 2. The Hummel figurines are my ancestors. Google them 3. I leave bruises on those who sleep w. me haha 4. Don't piss me off while driving. Your life will depend on it, trust me 5. I tend to cry myself to sleep 6. I'm a very loving person. It's in my nature 7. I have a NY attitude 8. I know what I have many people don't so I like to flaunt it ;-) Sounds bitchy but admit it, you do too 9. My cat likes to claw my butt 10. I plan to be a Parasitologist once I graduate college 11. I have extremely high expectations for myself and don't stop until I achieve them 12. I hold a lot of shit in, especially if it exposes my feelings 13. I could care less about what people think of me 14. I speak French semi fluently 15. I'm getting a headache thinking of random bullshit about me 16. My Mom-Mom meant the world to me 17. I hate when people tell me to view/comment their NSFW's
Who Knows Anymore
who knows why anyone is the way there most people have problems and can admit to them others have problems and hide behind them which in return leads to heartache and loss so its whatever anymore iam gonna do me so yall should do u
Listen To These
Barbie Girl - Aqua - Hi Barbie! - Hi Ken! - You Wanna Go For A Ride? - Sure, Ken! - Jump In! - Ha Ha Ha Ha! I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation I'm A Blonde Single Girl In The Fantasy World Dress Me Up, Take Your Time, I'm Your Dollie You're My Doll, Rock And Roll, Feel The Glamour And Pain Kiss Me Here, Touch Me There, Hanky-Panky You Can Touch, You Can Play You Can Say I'm Always Yours, Oooh Whoa I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Oo
Random Sillynesssss
Saw this in a blast....and really tickled me.....LMAO Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. I was just thinking......... Thats it really!! Ahhhh...Monday Will get back to ya's on that!!
Viper News...check Here First
We owe you ladies an apology for abandoning you over the holidays...The end of 2008 was quite hectic and with 5 kids here it was very stressful...But this is no excuse...We will be setting up for the next contest and any of you who wish to be in it please email us...the prize is yet to be determined and depends on how many want in...We were thinking a blast this time...and maybe the artwork contest we all talked about...So email us and let us know who is still alive and kicking in 2009 and who wants in this contest...Hugz and Luvz to all of you...we hope your new year was wonderful and please know that we plan for 2009 to be a successful one for the VIPER girls!!! Scarlet & Toad And the winner is:::::::::: change in the leaders as of right now::::::::::: Robin with 2646 Crystal with 1844 Melissa with 374 and Chrystal with 212 ************************************************** CONTEST OPEN...SEND ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO COMMENT YOUR PIC!!!!!!!! ************
A Tribute To Our Soldiers, Happy Holidays
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Oracle Bound
from becoming fubar's next Oracle. She is my one of my oldest friends here on fubar and always returns the love. To make things even easier, she does have Auto-11s. Thank you and have a great night. ♥{GaMerKiTTeN}♥@ fubar RED Z28 HAS AUTO 11s!!! And he's paying for your rates! 7500 fuBucks per 100 during Happy Hour. If you rate them all, you will receive a bonus of 51250 fuBucks for a grand total of 250k fuBucks! Msg him when you're done! ENDS FRI AT 9pm EST/8pm CST/7pm MST/6pm PST/FUBAR TIME. He's my best friend on fubar & needs a good spanking!! xoxo RedZ28 - Co-Owner Rate Spankers@ fubar Brought to you by..... cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH@ fubar from becoming fubar's next Oracle. She is my best friend here on fubar and always returns the love. I'm sure she has probably helped you out at one point or another and now it's her turn. Let's give her the spanking she deserves! cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH~owned by
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Wanna Get To Know Me?
How do you tell someone who was generous enough to lend you something pricy that you lost it? I've searched and nada. It's pretty much gone, probably in a junkyard somewhere. What do I do? I haven't seen her in months, since I graduated high school. I feel like I should lie to her. Tell her I left it back at my apartment hours away. I can't replace what I lost. I don't even think they make it anymore. Should I give her money in return? /sigh I suck. Yesterday, I went to wal-mart with some of my friends. We were just their for no reason so i decided to go to the barbie section. Claudia (roomate) and I instantly fell in love with the the disney princess baby dolls they had! They were cute as fuck. They only had Ariel, Belle, Cinderella, and Snow White. I got Ariel of course for $13 and Claudia got Belle. Then as we were walking away we saw more disney princess dolls. They were for $5!!! I almost cried with joy! I bought Ariel (yes, again) belle, snow white, and
If You Need Help Leveling
If you are close to leveling and have a min of 150 rateable pics and/or stash please pm and I will see what I can do to help you. Just let me know. Thanks!
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My Blog
Hey everyone! I am doing this blog 2 let yall know more about me! I am a 31 year old stay at home mom! I have a beautiful
Need Some Help
Diesel's Blogs
I wake up every morning its always the same drill time to get ready ready to be fake out in the real world what you see is false but if you look at me closely you'll see I'm nothing like i look i look like a normal teen guy but inside in nothing like it i am sensitive and loving but my friends cannot see i have an image to be tough an image i need to keep no one can know my secret my secret about my poetry why must they laugh and stare when i tell my true passion my passion to write write about my true feelings its about time i stop and think think about what is real my friends...or my writing passion but only i can decide i thought and thought and my mind is made if you don't like my writing the please back away, far away from me FOR CUSTOM PICS:
Gossiping Moms Of Junior High
I had something happen to me last night that made me realize that people of all ages are ignorant and heartless at times. I need honestly to learn to let it slide or take revenge. Right now Im debating on which i want to do.. here's how the story goes... We have moved into Jeff's house so to make Johnathan feel comfortable I invite him to have sleep overs on the weekend.. This week he decided to pick Elio. Now a little about Leo's mother is a registered nurse and has been raising him on her own for years. Because of these reasons you would think we have a connection but we don't. I like Elio hes a good kid but hes sensitive and I
Auction #2
You know it's always hard to talk about what you have on your mind, when there is so much to say, that you just don't know where to begin. I've been on here since April of 2009. since then i've met alot of cool people, even made a few friends, even fell in love
Flat Stomach
Here only b/c it's NSFW
Life.
So much is going on in my life this fall. So much change and so much that I am going to need the strength to face.
For Those Who Want Salutes
Due to the high demand for salutes, I'm forced to charge you for them. This is to separate the clowns from the serious. From now on, regular salute 500,000 fu-buck. NSFW salutes 1,000,000 or a bling. I decide if I make the salute or not. If I feel uncomfortable or disrespected, then no deal. I feel this is necessary in order to maintain order to avoid the idiots. If your interested, please e-mail me Thank you, La morena
Debbullan Announcements Tweets
Debbullan Announcements Special announcements shared with supporters of Debbullan Inc. are shared here with you! To get real time announcements or to show your support email debbullan@cs.com Friday, September 11, 2009 'TWEETS' from the National Summit on Viral Hepatitis of September 11 in Washington, D.C. Find a copy of the itinerary at this url:http://www.debbullan.org/HepatitisSummitAgenda8_27_09.pdfDebbullan Director Dawn Webb attended today, Friday September 11, 2009Taking time to remember the victims of 9/11Welcome to Debbullan's live audit of the National Summit on Viral Hepatitis in Washington DC. For live updates...About 300 people are in attendance of National Summit on Viral Hepatitis in Washington DC.First Speaker John G. Bartlett, MD, a man of a passion for bringing positive awareness of Hep C to the mass publicWhat Have We Learned from HIV and how do we apply it to HCV? HCV must become general med
Here And There
I have been truly blessed to meet amazing people here.I have also met some pretty horrible people too.I have laughed and cried.It is just not much fun for me anymore.I am not deleting,but I won't be here either. Mumms were so fun for years,but double standard system has just ruined them for me.Some are silenced for the exact same hypocritical stuff others say. I still can't walk without assistance,pain is bad,so yeah it makes me grumpy.That has nothing to do with my decision.While I am kinda immobile I have chosen sites that I can play on with my kiddos and other things. I go to court against workman's comp on next monday,hopefully they will forced to give me new doctors of our choice and we will make progress. I am not gone for good and may pop in for a few seconds etc. The people here are getting too plastic and cruel.Please be careful to never become one of those people :) ================================================== just an update on my injury stuff.... court has been
You Need To Learn Respect
YOU MADE THE WRONG CHOICE OF WORDS TO ME YOUNG MAN AND YOU JUST DISRESPECTED THE SERVICE YOUR WITH
Power
Ladies if you want power over men you need to keep your clothing on . A woman's power over a man is the mystery of whats under her clothing . Think of yourself as a finely wrapped present . The fun is taking off the wrapper to see what is underneath . If there is no wrapper there is no mystery . No mystery no power. .. ..........
My Thoughts As Of Now
My honest feelings as of now vary. On one front I feel completely overwhelmed, captivated, encapsulated by life itself. But life has created a sense of vertigo, I am unsure which side is up, which side is down, because one moment I am on the top of the mountain, then the next I am one with the jagged rocks below. Torn to pieces, ripped apart by the waves that crash up against me. For I am not meant to go this journey alone, but alas this my deepest fear. I want more, for my greatest ambition is to give into someone else's life, to be a part of them, to feel a warm embrace to graze a gentle face... instead i feel the cold, icy frost that grazes my face with tears streaming down my face. But the wounds are far behind me, no tattoo to cover, no ink to erase the memory of what has happened.
Matters Of The Heart
in light of january being cervical cancer awareness month i feel the need to tell my story. In 2003 i went for what was to be a normal pap smear and it turned out to be anything but. i was unexpectedly called back to the doctor a week later about my test results. I was nervous going cause they dont tell you to come back in unless theres something wrong. i walked in and they said the doctor was waiting on me to go right back. i walked in the exam room and the doctor said "i have your test results here" At that time he said that the results showed i had cervical cancer. he said they had to do another test to see just how far this cancer was but he was setting me up with a specialist. The next few months were like a blur to me. At first they said that it didnt seem to be too far and could do a simple procedure and get rid of it. but as it was when i went in to have the simple procedure done they found that the cancer had spread to my uterus. I was devestated to say the least. i wondered w
Witty
perfect breakfast: I'm gonna go with the classic. an omelet, with lots of cheese,
Boobies!
I was discussing the joy i would feel with squirting someone in the face with breast milk with my favorite boob lady... Mrs Badcrumble..
???
So let me understand this correctly. Ownership of another person could be bought using "fubucks" which is related to the game as something you earned along the way. So now you can still purchase with "fubucks" some people. Credits are something you purchase,you pay fubar for the credits.You can buy people with credits. Here is where it gets confusing. Years ago there was something they called "slavery" which was buying a person for money. Also there is a term called "pimping" which is also buying someone or someones service for money. Now the dirty nasty term called "human trafficking" which is selling or bidding on someone for money.Now does that sound any different than the way the new ownership rules on here are? This is just my own personal thoughts. I will make a copy or two to send to a few friends that i know to protect what i said so it does not get turned around in some sort of way. Who knows i may even get banned from the game. If you care to leave your thoughts on this feel

I am going on a tour for some days..and will be back during last week of this month and again will leave by 30th of this month and will be back again on 12/13 Oct 2009. plz don't forget to shower ur love plz do tell me how u miss me and in
Just Read #1
Idiot Hall Of Shame.
Ok This dude got butthurt by Supe in a MuMM, so he started to give Supe a bunch of low rates. He had Supe blocked so I sent him a beer and this is the message that I sent and his reply. from: Jim Online (On and off...Leave message) Novi, MI subject: RE: Bounty Hunter™ sent you a Budweiser received: 01/10/2009 04:18 pm replied: 01/10/2009 04:19 pm block this member Flag as spam Well if he wasnt so dumb he would realize that after you vote a few 1's they wont let you vote anymore until you vote a little higher for a few so I had to vote a few womens pics on his page higher so I could get some more 1's...Too bad that idiot cant live in the same state as me, Then the fun would start === 'Bounty Hunter™' wrote the following at '2009-01-10 16:15:13'.. > > "Superman said thank you for the points dipshit. " After receiving his reply he decided to take it to the shoutbox. Read from the bottom up. ->Jim: did he hurt your feelings? you are 41 for fu
Contests
I am holding a rate contest, anyone interested in participating please send me the link to the pic that you would like to use. The rules are fairly simple : First prize goes to the person with the most pic rates with a minimum of 600 and second prize will go to the person with the second most rates with a minimum of 300.First prize will be your choice of an hh or a 135 credit bling pack and second prize will be your choice of a 30 day blast or a 65 credit bling pack. Any other questions please feel free to ask ~cruel but cute~owner of and owned by AARON@ fubar I am holding a rate contest that will run from March 6/2009 - March 20-2009, anyone interested in participating please send me the link to the pic that you would like to use. The rules are fairly simple : First prize goes to the person with the most pic rates with a minimum of 600 and second prize will go to the person with the second most rates with a minimum of 300
Real Fu-kin Life.
Episode IV A long time ago on a social site far far away.... .......... A long time ago when this was site was called called Lost Cherry... . Baby Jesus , Scrapper and the rest of the Fubar family...... ..decided to make their own site, hoping that it would be a cool place to chill...a land for adults...community regulated...a place to escape, and far away from the lies , spam and emo children of myspace.... ..imagine this site with No VIP, No Happy Hours, No Bling Packs, No Blogs, No Top Anything of the week, Top Photos of the Hour, No Bling, No ability to comment on bulletins, No Block features, No Privacy Settings, The Highest Level was 20, No Salute Pictures, No Amber Alerts, the most expensive gift cost 10,000 fubucks, No Fupal, No Tickers, the term "NSFW" was not created yet...it was called "adult"... ..you could be 13 to join the site. There were no angels or devils, no godfathers, It had less than 70,000 profiles (the actual member count no one knows), No Crushe
For The Fu-asses Out There
YAY!! Apples(wtf): You're obviously here to be a middle aged retard with nothing better to do than to fuck with people. It's not considered to be illegal yet, that's what my Mumm and my thesis is based on, that it SHOULD BE. I'm not wasting my time with your stupid ass anymore anyway, peace bitch ->Apples(wtf): PS.. mayeb ONE serios remark.. I have 2 kids, and live next to a convicted child molester. he just moved in and am being forced to move myself due to it.. dealing with child rapists most of my life, i have done my research ->Apples(wtf): you need to reseacrh more, then.. cuz beauty pageants are a form of child pornography to many ppl... and please, if you feel the need to say something, keep it in the mumms.. my sb is for serious convos only.. and i'm not here to be serious today.. Apples(wtf): Are you new to that? Apples(wtf): No, I just act like a decent human being and don't try and incriminate people I don't know about ->Apples(wtf): lol... you're new to the mums
Abbys Blog's.
A LOVING NOTE FROM DOVE… About “The Pegasus Project“Dove GoddessCoFounder of The Pegasus Project Pegasus was a mythical creature said to have been born from the blood that fell to earth during the slaying of Medusa. This magnificent creature spent it's life assisting in the battle against evil and wrong doings in the universe, and was honored for these loving acts through the gift of it‘s own constellation at the time of death… this gift stands as an eternal reminder of the true treasures of life. (Visit The Pegasus Project) Some say that everywhere that Pegasus stepped upon the earth, new life was born and the beauty of spring would be come fourth. There are many different versions of this mythical creature's life and image. Some depict Pegasus as a winged horse, others a winged unicorn... but all tell of Pegasus' life long assistance in the battle against wrong in the universe in order to bring fourth justice, beauty and/or love. No matter which version of the myth you w
Want To Own Me??
My friend and Family member Queen Skully is having a Salute contest and im trying to win a bling polisher, can you go r/f/a her and vote on my salute to her, ty so much!!! http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2879252983 [ fubar.com photo: 1859671231 ] http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1199106&albumid=1220002&i=1859671231 http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii92/JUSTFISHINGLD/html/thauctioneer.gif">">COME ONE COME ALL!!! CHECK IT OUTYOU KNOW YOU WANT TO My Fu-Wife NunuyaBand I are both up for auction!!!Would you like to own one or both of us???Well here’s your chance.Come on by and check us out Give us a bid you won’t be sorry NunyaB Justfishing
Just Stuff
I've got a HH tonite and would love to have an auto to go with it. I would rather trade with someone, I've got more than enough credits. If you can trade please message me. Thank all &hearts I just wanted to let the friends I owe salutes to know that I have not forgotten. Being sick and other things with home have been kinda crazy. My face looks horrible so I'm waiting for it to hopefully clear so I can get my salutes out to you all. Thanks for understanding. xoxo lisa
The Missing Horseman
Happy Birthday Cubby. Sometimes the hours in a day are sufficient. Mel, you are the biggest asshat I've ever met (Hmm. One or two possible exceptions). People may want to curse here: I do. For the record, I never asked. Curse up a storm. Note: if you post a comment that is offensive, adult or NSFW (Not Safe For Work), your account will deleted [?]Bouncer ID check, please type the characters you see in the image.
Blood Sweat And Tears
  Surrounded by four walls. The smelling of burning flesh is choking them. The smoke and dust is blinding them. Where are they? What will happen?   A day going by and nothing but more torture happens. Beating until skin has gone black, Not eating anything. New friends and family members disappearing as each few hours passed. Go finally for a shower and to never return.   Weeks have passed and feeling very lucky. Bodies turning into skeletons; seeing every bone and muscle, Trying to rip through passed the skin. No longer hungry, No longer tired. Just the happiness of living is all they need.   Months have passed. Only one is left, that came in the beginning. Happiness is gone. Sadness never came. Numbness is filling their soul. Burning flesh and ash is comforting. The wanting of a shower becomes more desperate.   Time has passed, How much is irrelevant. Pleading for a shower to end this madness. They accepted and dragged him in with the others.   D
My Brother Rip
Family Cruelity
FAMILY CRUELITY: I HEARD ABOUT A MAN TALKING ABOUT A PARTICULAR SUBJECT; WHERE IT INCLUDED ABOUT CHILDREN & WOMEN. HE SAID HE WOULD TEACH HIS 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER A SEXUAL LESSON ON HOW BOYS OR MEN REACT ON HER SO CALLED INAPPROPIATE CLOTHING SHE CHOOSES TO WEAR. HE SAID HE WOULD SEXUALLY TEACH HER N HE GOT THIS IDEA FROM SOMEONE HE KNOWS ON THE INTERNET... A: SHOULD HE BE REPORTED TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES OR B: SHOULD HE BE ALONE WITH CHILDREN THAT CANT DEFEND THEMSELVES THEN I HEARD THAT HE WANTS TO DO HURTFUL THINGS TO HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR HIS OWN PLEASURE WHEN SHE GOES ON VACATION BUT HE BRAGS ABOUT IT WHEN SHE GETS BACK TO TEACH HER A LESSON. SHE DOESNT KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH ABOUT THIS SUBJECT SHE IS BELIEVING HIS LIES TO KEEP HER, AND THREATENED TO DO BODILY HARM TO HIMSELF. FOR A PERSON THAT DONT HAVE A JOB I CAN SEE HOW HE CAN GET DEPRESSED BUT HE SHOULD GET HELP FOR HE IS ONLY HARMING HIMSELF AND DANGERING OTHERS AROUND HIM... HE HAS BRAGGED ABOUT THIS TO MANY PEOPLE, I
Just Rambling Thoughts
I am fragile hearted and live a life vested in my native spirituality. I am sitting here alone in my room a breeze enters in the window, music softly playing, as an ancient ceiling fan creaks in tune to the music. I, this imperfect girl, write this imperfect letter to you on imaginary imperfect paper. Yet here you are in my heart and in my mind. I know now that I love you.... I cannot imagine anything better than knowing that you care enough, are curious enough, or otherwise motivated enough to be here reading my words. You saw me and you stayed around to discover me. When everyone else saw me as a mystery you saw me as a gift -- a package to be slowly unwrapped one small layer at a time and your goal was to move closer to my heart. I take a deep breath and hope to be able to express my happiness at finding that you really do exist. When I look at you, I see a man who is strong yet fragile as me, intelligent, sense of humor, honorable, humble, kind, warm
Writings.
No, this is not about anyone. I just couldn't sleep and it came to me. Under my skin your vile memory pumping through my veins taste lingering, scorching, tainting my lips Baby, there is no antidote for unrequited love sultry fingers ghostly, tracing enticing, intoxicated by your vampiric-like essence I need an antidote for unrequited love Juliet's dagger penetrating lacerating rupturing my soul star-crossed antidotes- misplaced in time I hate, no matter how far away you go. No matter how hard you try to mask things. Old feelings and thoughts creep out of the darkness and suffocate you. The worst part is when people start trying to blame themselves for how you feel or act like you don't appreciate them trying to cheer you up. Its not even like that! When I get like this I just want to crawl into a dark hole and stay there. Sometimes I feel like such a complicated person. People don't seem to understand why I do and say the things I do. Especially wh
Random!
So in the beginning of October I adopted a puppy from the local animal shelter. I couldn't take her home that day because she had to be fixed. Two days later I called and asked if she was ready, they proceeded to tell me that when they gave her the
Why I Do What I Do
Ok its Ass day :) I want to see your Ass!!! So let me know if you have an ass photo posted so I may see it :P thanks for participating and making my world a most maximus day!!!! ♥ I blog I blog I blog! When I have something to say..I blog. BLAH!
Death Stuff
Only just read this... sad. "Sci-fi screenwriter Dan O'Bannon, whose film credits include Alien and Total Recall, has died aged 63. The Writers Guild of America confirmed he passed away on Thursday in a Californian hospital. He began his career in 1974 with the movie Dark Star, which he co-wrote with director John Carpenter. O'Bannon continued writing sci-fi and horror pictures including Invaders from Mars, Bleeders and The Return Of The Living Dead, which he also directed. " Source :BBC Online "Neal Hefti, composer of the theme from the Batman TV series, has died in Los Angeles at the age of 85. The iconic music, which Hefti described as the "hardest piece I ever wrote", was a Top 40 hit and won a Grammy Award in 1966 for best instrumental theme." Source : BBC online "Two members of British heavy metal band After Death have drowned on tour in Brazil. The body of 21-year-old guitarist Leon Villalba washed ashore shortly after he was seen struggling in heavy waves on
Contest And Auctions
Thank you to everyone! For all the Fu loved Shown.
Auctions
Pick Your Weapon!! Free Fubux
I have a rating folder here http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1584134&albumid=1081453 for fubux. After you rated THAT folder(during ANY happy hour) send me a private message. rating all the pics in this folder 11 will get you 20,000 fubux. rating them all 10 will get you 12,000 fubux. rate, fan and please read my pageall rates are greatly appreciated and your major pics rated back!!This was made, brought, and single handedly made by ME. if you want pimp bully made message me too. i am still learning how to make them....thanks!The
*smiles*
Made you look! Bwahahaha!!! Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand CHORUS: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see CHORUS CHORUS (Ooh give you up) (Ooh give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Insi
More Thoughts
What a friend is?You help them when they need it, you give them shelter when they have no other place to go. your the ear on the phone, when they need someone to talk to. Your their shoulder when they need you to lean on. They forgive you for the things that you do. They appreciate the things you have done for for them.. or for a kind word... they dont hold you responsible for the actions of others.. they dont blame you for things that happened, that you had no control over.. they overlook things that others cant or dont. ..they dont see you as others do..they dont see you for what you were in the past.. but for what you are now..They are there for you no matter what..They dont look down on you for who you choose to be with.. they may not like it but.. will try and stick by you and what choice you make...weather that choice turns out to be a mistake or not..they are there to catch you when you fall.Can you say you are a true friend? Is there truely a man,that can see past what i want
Poems Blogs
My Love In the darkest of the night hear me call your name. The longing of my heart, As heaven cries like rain. Close your eyes My Darling, My breath against your ear. Whispered words, “I Love You.” My presence, Oh so near. I touch your skin, so gentle. Sweet seduction of our kiss. Darling can you feel it? On wind, love comes as this. Feel my love upon your soul, passions' burning sun. Flash of lightning through the sky. Our hearts now beat as one. AWAKENINGS There is something that is happening And my heart grows expanding To make room for you to enter in. I had almost given up the search Like the one left alone on a dangerous perch Until I heard a distant loving call. You came in and awakened What I thought was gone You came in and rescued me From being all alone. Now I know that it is certain This new opening curtain To our lives to grow forevermore. And the clouds that were darkening Now have a silver lining Made by you and your sweet r
Life Issues???
It is Monday and I am putting in 10 hour days so I won't be able to spend that much time tonight. I will tell you that I sometimes write to get comments. I sometimes write to relay a message to someone in the way of a parable. I sometimes write just to air the thoughts in my head. Last night was a little of all of those. As for my subject matter and the comments I got let me say just a few things. 1. Four rules from Christ: A. Love everyone or the doors of heaven won't open for you. B. Forgive everyone or the doors of heaven won't open to for you. C. Obey these two commanements. Love and worship God first. D. and second..... love your neighbor as you love yourself......... the rest will fall in place. IE: Would you steal from yourself? Would you murder yourself? Would you commit adultery against yourself? See what I mean? 2. Don't judge anyone until you have walked in their shoes. I tell this to my kids all the time. 3. O
Stare Into Glory
As I stare now into glory I seek to conquer all. I’m sick. I know I’m not well because to look into my heart is to take a journey into hell. I’ve done things that I’ll never tell. I have been broken battered and defeated. The blood may no longer run like a river but the pain is here to tell me that I’m still alive. I’ve been guilty of judging to quickly and I have paid the price. I’ve been addicted to substance and punishment and they got me no where but trapped within my own empathy. Now I must face my bruised reflection daily. Just because I am bruised does not mean that I will bow down and I will give in…..I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the pain is here to show me that I’m still alive…Every drop of blood and sweat has it’s own meaning. I live for the pain I do not care what you think what you say…I don’t give a fuck that people stare at me every day. My blood shall flow and it will stain the land for I am one who is to be judged….when tha
I Love John Deere
im back finally but im movin soon so yea i missed being on here but im back im so happy im moving to cali soon yay!!! thats so awesome im so happy for the last 3 nights ive gotten to talk to corey and thats awesome he makes me so happy!!!
Lol Trying My Hand At Writing Storeys
Late one night I drove out to this deserted beach I know. Thought Id sit and watch the moonlight playing on the water. The water looked so inviteing I just had to strip off my cloths and slip on into the waves. The waters caress felt so good against my skin, I found myself aroused and following the waters chilly carress with my own hands. Over my chill hardened nipples down my waist and to the only warm spot on my body. As my finger slid into my heated wet pussy the shock of the waters cold against my heated flesh sent shock waves of pleasure deep into me. Thouraly aroused and needing to bring myself to climax I left the waters chill embrace layed back on my cars hood closed my eyes and proceeded to masterbate in earnest. Little crys of pleasure escapeing my lips as I buryed my fingers deep inside myself striveing to bring my self to climax. Thuraly engrossed in my own pleasure I failed to notice I had an audiance, untill a pair of strong hands roughly grasped my breasts forceing from
Things In My Stash
Go check out my Stash if you want to hear an awesome song. The song is off of Europe's latest album called "Secret Society." It is titled "Always the Pretenders." It is located in My Stash under the Trackz section.
When
So You have a broken heart. Could it realy be carma. I know I am a firm beliver in carma. I also know that things happen for a reason. I may not know why as fast as I want to but I know there is a reason. The funny thing is that people in my life have a strange way of showing me that they love me. I always get hurt by the ones I love and trust. And I have come to realize that is what I am owed. Carma is a bitch and when it hits you it hits you hard. And so on this thought I have 3 questions for you. Why is it ok to put someone else feelings above those of someone you love? Is telling a half trueth actully telling the trueth? And if you cant trust someone why do you want them in your life? I have these questions running around in my head all the time. I have to wonder how many others wonder these same things. Broken hearts have a way of mending and they say what dosent kill you only makes you stronger. Life is a ride you have to sit back and enjoy it. Or so they say. I say take the whe
My Life As A Dominatrix :)
http://cherrytap.com/user/384253 Feel free to check my little sissy slut out....make her feel at home..but BE NICE. She loves being called a little whore and her pix are in the Marissa folder in my pix. But no gay bashing or hate please...I like this place because it seems to be open minded..Im starting to seriously wonder about that. I've noticed that most guys on here don't take me seriously when I talk about my occupation. But when I say the only ones who see me nude are my paying clients I'm seriously not joking. My work website is www.niteflirt.com/JessieKatt is anyone is ever nosy enough to need to check it out. I'm also going to start displaying galleries of a few of my sissy bitches (per their request) so you can see exactly what goes on in a days work around here. The first is one of my favorites, Marissa. She is a sissy faggot from PA and anyone in the PA area looking for a girl like her can let me know. Be warned in advance, I DO NOT put my slaves at risk to if you are some
I Stand Alone
I stand alone, with music blasting. Just one light, no shadows casting. I tried to talk, I tried to fight. Its no use, this is the night. I look at things, I might not miss. My thoughts now turn, to my little sis. A brother she will never know, I cannot stay, and watch her grow. My mom will cry, and ask God why. My dad can't touch me, or say goodbye. This will show him, I'm not his toy. I'm just a kid, his little boy. No more nights, I hide in fear, or pray to Jesus, he would appear. Too many secrets, too many lies. I'm ready now, I close my eyes. I hear no music, I hear no sound. My heart stopped bounding, I'm on the ground. My life was not, to be this way. I give a gift, on my happy birthday.
My Girl
THE FUCKING BEARS BLEW IT BIG TIME.I HAD'NT SEEN A GAME ALL SEASON,AND THE 1 GAME I DO GET 2 SEE,THEY LOSE.STILL NOT GIVEING UP ON MY GUYS,JUST WISH I COULD HAVE SAW A WIN 2NIGHT THE FUCKING BEARS BLEW IT BIG TIME.I HAD'NT SEEN A GAME ALL SEASON,AND THE 1 GAME I DO GET 2 SEE,THEY LOSE.STILL NOT GIVEING UP ON MY GUYS,JUST WISH I COULD HAVE SAW A WIN 2NIGHT THE FUCKING BEARS BLEW IT BIG TIME.I HAD'NT SEEN A GAME ALL SEASON,AND THE 1 GAME I DO GET 2 SEE,THEY LOSE.STILL NOT GIVEING UP ON MY GUYS,JUST WISH I COULD HAVE SAW A WIN 2NIGHT
Celestes Charms
Hey ya'll! Hope everyone had a great weekend! I know I did. I got a package from a member. He sent me a pair of white lace shoulder legnth gloves and a pair of white lace pantyhose! They are so damn sexy! I had to put them on right away! I can't even begin to tell you how good they felt. I was wet immediately! Anyway, about halfway through the photo shoot, I had to stuff my kitty with my gloved fingers!!! If you want to check it out, go to, www.southern-charms3.com/celeste I even update with a new video of me and one of my girlfriends! It's just us getting hot an dnasty with each and a BIG toy! Check it out at, http://videos.southern-charms.com/frontend.php?sc_volume=3&model=celeste Let me know what you think. Leave me a message here or at, celestessoutherncharms@hotmail.com Hope to hear from you soon. Licks and Slurps, Celeste What's going on ya'll! I just wanted to let everyone know, I have a new video up an my wesite, www.southern-charms3.com/celeste It's me and
Introduce Yourself
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Events lately have driven me to ask myself a question. Are we as we see ourselves or actually as others see us.? Actually its a deep question because we know what we believe are our inner thouhts and actuations, whereas others do not. They have what we say and what they observe. I have not come up with a satisfactory answer yet. Anybody out there any ideas or illuminations? Please let m eknow Bright Blessings Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Oxbow
As a Man Ive got a few Idea's, But,I could use some Clarifacation on what you really look for in a man.. I try to Rate everyone as a 10..& when I do comment..I really try to show some Manners & treat all women with respect & dignity. Ladies..lets hear from you. Hugs Mark After the Hurricane.. Houston has been a Nightmare.. Shootings are up 100%..Rape Burgularly,RetailTheft on the rise.. Ive had my Garage ripped of 4 months ago & Now .. Tonight @ 4 am.I go outside & my 2002 dodge Ram 4x4 & Suzuki Eiger 400 4x4 are stolen right out of my Drivway. WHOs the real Victims..We are..The Houstonians Im sick & tired of Ray Nagin, His staff & all his Basturd children that they DUMPED off on Us.. Its time for everyone to stand up & Take Aim. Im putting a red dot on my pistol & the next SOB that crosses the line or Trespass..will be carried by 6 Paulbearers..I'll take my chances with 12.(Jurrors) Im tired & cant take this shit anymore.. WTF is happin to this world we live in? Im Just
Best Friend
"Best Friend" Through thick and thin I'll stand by you, And do anything you ask me to, Climb the highest mountain, swim the widest sea, As long as you are there, to encourage me, Yes, i am a changed man, courtesy of the Corps, But I still have shoulders to cry on, that's what they're for, No matter what time it is, half past or quarter 'til, When no one else will listen, of course you know I will, Whenever you need me, just call out my name, i will be there beside you, to ease your pain, As long as you are at least my friend, My love for you will never end. -E. Dunphy (C) 2006
Fun Events!!
Lagging behind in my first contest, cause I don't have a ton of bomber friends. Help me out guys. Show me some love and I'll show you love. Let's do this yo!!! :) XOXOXOXO MamacitaTia AKA "Fun Dip" Click pic below and comment the heck out of it!! :) Just wanted to thank everyone that helped with my contest....may take a while, but hopefully I'll be able to return the favor! You guys rocked! My first contest and we took it like champs. :) By the way, my party KICKED ASSSS last night! So much fun, ya'll shoulda been there. :) Loves to everyone! Have an awesome weekend! Just wonderin if I can get some help in the Sweetest Candy Contest! Click pic below and drop me some comments...I'll comment back anyone that does. Thanks guys...this is my first contest, so I wanna try to place well. :) Loves. XOXOXO
What A Night
There is nothing that one can say when a real man is able to take a woman and make her see and feel heaven all around her, with the simple touch, a tender kiss, and the respectful way he makes love to her. How you kiss a woman from head to toe before making her stream of desires, her anticipations heighten, and her soul explode with delight until she becomes one with the heavens and all the glories of what life has to offer in a mere moment in time, tells a woman more than any words could say.
Pain
I'VE LONG FEAR MY SINS WOULD RETURN TO VISIT ME AND THE COST IS MORE THAN I CAN BEAR
A Story
Take Some Time and actually Read this this is a GUY TALKING... ITS 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called 'best friend'... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said 'thanks'... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3
Who Cares
good people...oxymoron. more like a wolf in sheeps clothing. hurting someone intentionally i think is the worst part. why the fuck is it so easy to hurt me? cause i let you? cause i opened up and tried to know you? so call it my fault if u have to. to feel better about your lousy life im guessing. not caring about what youre out there spreading. lies and filth is what youve been collecting. dish it out and cant take it, youre pathetic. rambling is what i do best, trust me. lovin is all i wanna do to people who care for me. so let me care, you can care back. heal my mind from all this poison in my life. never shouldve said goodbye when i was offered the help i needed. theres no way to back so i guess im fucked...which im guessin is why these dark clouds are my new shelter and this haze is my new reality...to my friends im sry...maybe u did know best. not sure where im goin but its gotta better than where ive been.
What Is Your Opinion?
I know this should be a mumm but mine never work LOL...... If someone downrates on ur page pics ppl made etc......... Should i return the unluv or sighs let it go? THX!
Blog
Hey all I just got this e-mail and I just wanted to share it with ya. And Im not tring to Hate On MJ I Love his Music. VERY GOOD POINT.....
Manners Please
Anyone who wishes to visit my profile, please feel free but please remember, I am a human being with feelings too. If you don't have anything nice to say then please don't say anything at all and be on your way...Remember, do unto others as you would have them do unto you....So, manners please. Thank you for listening to me vent....
You Are An Angel
Blogs
Choke
Friday To Monday
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have two dogs 2. I enjoy sex (not with my two dogs, however) 3. I love snuggling 4. I am very easy going and laid back 5. I am quite shy when meeting someone for the first time. I do open up quickly, though. 6. I prefer to participate in sports rather than just watch. (that includes sex, too!) 7. I smoke but am thinking of giving it up 8. I seldom drink but certainly can hold my own. 9. I have never been to Europe. 10.I complain about it alot but I do like to take walks in very cold weather.. SENDING OUT TO: Lonelydreamer Blazing Nikita Last Kiss TammyLD Texas Harleybabe BlytheBecky Lonelydreamer
Me
10 Random Things About Me...
A LITTLE GUN HISTORYIn 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminatedGuatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, on
Ponder This....
There was a professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, ' Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke.' You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one sid
Texas
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ; If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ; If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ; If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas ; If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas ; If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ; If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ; If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas ; If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ; If you find 60 degrees 'a little chill
Iraq
Iraq is very missunderstood it really is not a bad place, like every place it ha good people and bad, most of them just want what we all want a normal safe life not a war torn one. These people live as normal a life as they can here in iraq, and for that they have my respect yes a us soldiers respect, i see these people every day se their culture day in and day out not just on the news. So think what u want about this country but im telling you its not as bad as many of ou think.
-please Read This!-
It's when you look that special someone in the eyes and know that if you keep looking long enough you'll find the window to their soul and that you'll wanna look at em forever.can you reallie find true love or is it just in your imagination where you dream about one day your cinderella or prince charming will come and sweep you off your feet.what is love?..can you touch it? it's not something you can touch or hold but it's a feeling where deep down inside it's where you know you love someone.where does true love hide?..is it in heart of beautiful people or sometimes in the hearts of not so beautiful people?..sometimes true love is where you least expect it to be.i know if i find true love that i hope to know without a doubt that i'll "NEVER" hurt him or let anything happen to him.i'd wanna make his day by listenin or just drawin him a bath when he gets home from work and give him a massage or leave lil notes like.."babe..i love you and i can't wait til you get home"..i'd wanna hear al
Holidays
It is the VETERAN, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the VETERAN, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble. It is the VETERAN, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the VETERAN, not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote. It is the VETERAN who salutes the Flag, It is the Veteran who serves under the Flag, ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM. ... God Bless them All .. It's just a small white envelope stuck among the branches of our Christmas tree. No name, no identification, no inscription. It has peeked through the branches of our tree for the past 10 years or so. It all began because my husband Mike hated Christmas --oh, not the true
Bdsm Things
Daddy Dominance I have decided to use this particular essay to discuss the distinct attributes and aspects of the daddy dominant, as a special request from various list members and because I am actually partial to this specific type of dominant in some respects. Previously, I had written an article on this topic months ago, but I seem to have lost it in the archiving process. I have decided to rewrite this essay. The first thing I want to do, is dispel any notions or misconceptions about the relationship between daddy dominants and their little-girl subs. It has nothing to do with incest, age play, or any closeted desires or fetish for, or with children. Nor is it about a father-daughter relations, in fact, there is nothing about this type of relationship that resembles anything about their father for the little-girl subs, whatsoever. In this dominants opinion, a daddy dominant is the most tender of all dominants. He loves and adores his little-girl submissive with a true, e
Give One Rate...please!
Please go give my hun a rate. This won't take much of your time and would be a special favor to me. Thank you all so much. Love ya. Lauralei I just wanted to say THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH to all the wonderful people out there who helped me achieve Godmother in the last few days! You are sooooooooo AWESOME! I would make a list, but that list would be amazingly long and I would be afraid of leaving someone out and that just would be right to me! I do want to give a special thanks to : Cougarbaby! who started the major countdown with the gift of an Auto 11! WOW! She major rawks, so go check her out please! Hellcat! HEHEHEHE! What can I say? This woman is fiercely determined and a wonderful woman! Go pet this kitty and give her some lovin! Bratt! WOW chickie! I had a hell of a time keeping up with those you sent! WHoo hooo! Pony gonna have ta give ya a big wet one for me! MUAHSSSSS! check this girl out ppl! She's awesome! Huggable,Loveable,Kissable! Yep! That is
If Your On My Friends List Plz Read This
HEY EVERY ONE,I JUST WANTED TO LET YA KNOW FOR ABOUT A MONTH I WILL BE GONE. IM IN THE PROCESS OF MOVEING TO VA IM LEAVEING AROUND JULY 2-3 BUT WHILE IM GONE I HOPE EVERY ONE STAYS SAFE AND JUST ALWAYS KNOW I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT EACH AND EVRYONE OF YOU. HOPEFULLY I WONT HAVE TO GO A FULL MONTH OFF LINE BUT WITH MOVEING WHO KNOWS CAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW MOVEING CAN BE EXPENSIVE AS HELL. SO WISH EVERY ONE THE BEST AND LOTS OF MAD WICKED LOVE YOUR FRIEND ALWAYS SEXKITTEN, PS HEE HEE HEE JUST CAUSE IM GONE DONT MEAN YOU CANT STILL HIT MY PAGE EVERY NOW AND THEN AND SHOW ME SUM LOVE MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS SIGHT IS A F....CKIN JOKE, THEY SAY WERE ADULTS, BUT YET THEY TREAT US LIKE CHILDREN, THIS NSF CONTENT THING HAS GONE WAY TO FAR, I CAN SEE IF SOME ONE WAS PLACEING A PICK ON HERE WICH SHOWED, BODY PARTS THAT SHOULDNT BE SHOWN IE MENS PRIVATE AREAS OR WOMANS WICH IN MY TIME ON HERE I HAVE INFACT SEEN A FEW OF THOSE ON HERE. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT, THE POINT
Theres A Place
THERE'S A PLACE There's a place where I like to stay there's a place not too far away there's a place where I like to unwind there's a place in my mind There's a place that you cant see there's a place that's just for me there's a place that's sweet and kind there's a place in my mind There's a place where memories go I can get there fast or get there slow there's a place that knows no time there's a place in my mind There's a place where I can hide in plan site throughout life's ride there's a place that no one can find there's a place in my mind There's a place where I can be free there's a place where anything can be there's a place where you'll always care there's a place and you'll always be there There's a place that knows no gloom there's a place that knows no doom there's a place that knows no crime there's a place in my mind There's a place with no sky and no ground there's a place where I can always be found there's a place where
Odds & Ends
I thought it time to put a few of my election thoughts down. 1. I'm proud that our country has actually been able to elect a black President. Maybe we have actually made some substantial progress in the past 40 years. 2. I am proud that we had a serious candidate for Vice President who also happened to be a woman. I hope next time less is made about clothing and family role and on substantive issues. This applies both to the Sarah Palin AND Hillary Clinton treatment of this year. 3. I'm concerned about the socialist leanings of our president-elect and hope his views moderate. I believe that people should be able to work to get ahead and decide how they spend their own money. 4. I want to see both parties start to work for us, not just their own team/party. 5. I hope the Democrats stop blaming everything on Bush and that the Republicans don't start blaming all on Obama. There is plenty of blame and credit to go around, just get the job done! 6. I hope that peopl
Looking For Your Future Dream Man
1. have much love and respect for that person 2.you look at them as a person, not
The Foodening
Nonna Victoria's Lasagna recipe from Bove's of Vermont and Boves Cafe located at 68 Pearl Street Burlington, Vermont * 2 jars Bove’s Marinara Sauce (or try the Vodka Sauce) * ¾ lb. lasagna noodles (about 24 pieces. Don't forget to criss-cross your noodles.) * ⅓ lb. thinly sliced Mozzarella cheese * 2 Tbs. fresh chopped Italian parsley * ¾ lb. Ricotta cheese * 2 Tbs. olive oil * ½ lb. grated Parmesan cheese * salt * 2 - 1 lb. bags of Bove’s famous meatballs * ¾ cup of Cottage cheese This is the same great recipe seen on the Food Network show, Throwdown with Bobby Flay. Before starting the lasagna, I usually take 2-3 jars of my Marinara sauce and pour it into a pot. Take the 2 bags of the frozen meatballs and put them into the sauce. Let it sit in the refrigerator over night. Don’t worry, they will thaw quite nicely in the pot and absorb some great flavor from the sauce overnight. Cook lasagna noodles barely to the al dente stage in lightly salted
Funny Stuff!!
~~Here is a riddle that i need help with~~ What is more greater than God More evil than the devil The poor have it The rich need it and if you eat it you will die anybody know?? So the spotlight is a R/L minister and she is wearing that???? Wow!! What is wrong with the world??? LMAO!!! God Bless You All!! Happy Friday!!!!
Getting To Know Me
Hey everyone, When I am sent a friend request many people say, "I'd like to get to know you better..." among other things! So, I thought to myself and this is what came to mind. If I were to write a blog about myself it may tell you a little about me. I do not get overly personal with people on fubar. Unless, of course I know you. Which leaves me one question for all of you who may be reading this. If all you do is drop by my page and rate my pictures or leave me comments, but never send a shout message how can I get to know you, or you get to know me? Its not that hard. If you don't like to use the shout feature then feel free to send me a private message - although, I must tell you I receive a lot of messages but I never ignore them. It may take some time for me to reply to you, but I assure you I will. To answer another frequently asked question, "Why do you use the name Deliciously Divine?" Well, I wanted to use a name that was unique because I believe each of us are in
Please Be Safe
Please check out any meds that doctors want to give you. I just lost someone very dear to me, cause his meds cause problems for him and he died. The meds were just for his migranes and now he is gone week after getting them.
My Page
this is a follow on from this blog http://fubar.com/blog/247034 i was hoping to make godfather before this VIP ran out, it finishes today and i'm still over 700k from godfather :(. oh well maybe in the new year. awww thank you all for the wonderful birthday gifts and messages. now i have a challenge i have 1,509,153 to godfather. a very sweet person got my a VIP for my birthday so i'm wondering if you can godfather me before it runs out in 1 month!!!! are you up for it? right i'm not adding anyone right now,i had some pix flagged NSFW about 7 in one day so i changed all but 2 of my albums to friends only. Well i added some new people today and one of my pix got flagged,i have asked a very nice bouncer to look at it for me and are waiting to see what they think. So thats it no more adding people to my list for now anyway !!!!
My Things
For everything you do, I'd like to swallow youAnd everyday I'm gonna blame you Even if you justify every fucking bullshit lie, it only makes me want to break you You pull me down and you crucify my name, you make me insane It's broken now, don't ever look my way, don't even think I'm playing 'Cause I fuckin' hate you You're such a liar I'd love to hang you You're all the same to me When you repeatedly take advantage of me The only thought I get of you sickens me Everybody knows you're fake You're everything I fucking hate And I'm everything that you could never be You pull me down and you crucify my name, you make me insane It's broken now, don't ever look my way, don't even think I'm playing 'Cause I fuckin' hate you You're such a liar I'd love to hang you You're all the same to me I fuckin' hate you You're such a liar I'd love to hang you You're all the same to me fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you You pull me down and you crucify my name, you make me insane It's broken now, do
Comment Game
Ok gang, I am sitting on a Happy Hour and an Auto 11 the CM family has awarded me. First, thanks to all of you who decided I deserved it. Now I would like to plan this so we can all be here at the same time or at least be aware at the same time. So if you all would let me know what day is better for you we will go from there. I have Sun 11\23 thru Sat 11/29 off for vacation. I know Turkey day is out for me as I have to travel to see family and I am sure same goes for many of us. Just let me know what day time is good and hopefully we can compromise in the middle someplace.
Fu Stuff
I finally found a full time job. I also have a part time job. I go to school. I have a bf. i still have not gotten the internet at my condo yet. waiting for comcast to be available because cox sucks! comcast said theyre moving to the valley of the sun in 09. so hopefully by early january i can get me some cable internet and a house phone since my celly gets like almost no reception inside my place! I'm doing well, just busy and don't have a lot of time to sit and relax anymore. i'm a lot happier tho now that i am busy and me and the bf have never been better :) I hope all you fu's are doing well and have Happy Holidays!
Thought For The Day
To surround yourself with love does not mean surrounding yourself with loving people. Fill your heart with kindness and love first. Those who are able to recognize that will be drawn to you, just as you are to them. Our friends are only a mirror reflection of who we are. Everything needs to start from within us, as individuals. What do you see in your mirror? ~My own words~ They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world; Someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for. ~Tom Bodett~ No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~Eleanor Roosevelt~ When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. ~Victor Frankl~ Hello Friends I just figured I would write a blog in an effort to "catch up" a bit. This week has been incredulous!! Monday I worked a normal 8.5 hour day for the last time at our old store. Tuesday was an 11 hour work day spent packing up our entire store, load
My Friend
I sit and think of you Last night I had a curious Dream. My best friend saw you beside me And grew jealous; Who is this? He asks in a huff, Black spectacles closing Crimson red eyes. A friend, I say Unready to precipitate offense. A friend or your friend? I am at a loss then; Where lies the bifurcation Between a friend and my friend? Jude, I do not know. If it is bile that eats you, Then know that You are my best friend, My everything And Ryan is just A friend, my friend?
Thoughts
Very Wise And True
I have had this for some time. I felt that it should be shared. This is by George Carlin shortly after his wife died.... Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too
Poetry And Wrighting
Tanka a scream in the night, dreams with mighty fright of hate and anger. no soul for comfort, tears roll down her face as she cry's her self to sleep. Time, we chase it, want more of it, always cravying for one more minute , its like being in a time worp on fast forward. we chase after it because we are affraid that someday we may not have it. The gift of sight, we charish it, be greatfull for it, some are not as lucky to enjoy the power of sight. We read everything from words to eyes with our sight , we would be lost without our sight . Smells, smells are wanderfull . If we couldn't smell we couldn't emagine, and if we can't emagine we are not alive, so be greatfull and thankfull for all of what we have. candles flame A flicker of flame blows from a sweet scented candle while it burns out by being smothered with blood. She sleeps for a while surprisingly with a smile. Half alive half deceased. But she crys in her little mind with greif..
The Cam Files
Thank You
I LOVE YOU GUYS TY SOOOOOO MUCH...YOU ALL ROCK AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...=)
Dj Fury
COME CHECK OUT DJ FURY AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!
Sorry
i have some people on my friends list that have gotten quite upset at me for not always being online ...well apart from having 6 kids ....only 5 living at home now...a granddaughter, all of who are my life and i totally adore i also have some health issues i am dealing with too.....i have listed them below so my true friends can understand ...please dont be allarmed by it all i am on all the right medication and have regular checks to keep me going lol...im not looking for sympathy either just understanding.....
Giveaway/contests
Hello my fu friends I'm in a auto 11 contest and I need your help if you could drop by and rate my pic for me I'll even pay you 1000k for one rate. Private Message me for the payment. So if you could come by and give me just 1 rate that would be awesome! Thanks Click The Pic Below To Rate My Pic!!! While you are there plz F/A/R The Sexy Hostess Your Sexy Hostess:PebblesinAZ...Owned by Dragon Master...FAN ME, RATE ME, ADD ME Bully Brought 2 You By:♥SinfulBrat♥ RLW2 BigDaddy + Owned By Sayhey2008 I'm in a giveaway to Win $50 Bling Pack. I need 40k in comments. Thanks too everyone that help with this! Hugs Here Is The Link To My Pic! If you would like to help me out!
Merry Christmas
Dear Family, Friends Fans and others that just happen to stop by: I will be gone for the Christmas Holidays spending time with my daughter and grandson and watching her get her Masters Degree (wooot!). I'll be back on the 29th, and will be missing you all since I will have no access to internet :( (cold turkey, lol). I will be back soon, I promise, and hope every one has a Merry and Safe Christmas, and see you soon. If you need a smile, check out this video! http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=6403603&bl=1 Doc Pa never had much compassion for the lazy or those who squandered their means and then never had enough for the necessities. But for those who were genuinely in need, his heart was as big as all outdoors. It was from him that I learned the greatest joy in life comes from giving, not from receiving. It was Christmas Eve 1881. I was fifteen years old and feeling like the world had caved in on me because there just hadn't been enough money to buy me the rifl
Feelings
I hate feeling like everything i do isn't good enough. Like things should b better than they were b4. Sometimes the slightest things will set me off like a ticking time bomb n i'm going 2 explode. I just wanna scream out at the top of my lungs "FUCK U"!!! Bury myself under a huge pile of blankets n never come out. I wish there was a way that i could make all pain vanish, but we all know thats impossible. I know i'm not perfect, n in fact, nobody is...we all make mistakes n sometimes we learn from them....I try not 2 fail at the things that r important, but i trip n fall right over them alot, i just pick myself up n try again. Eventually i will stop tripping. Everyday i wake up i think 2 myself, "is something wrong"? i dunno, its just a feeling n usually my feelings r right. I just never find out until l8r on. I hate these feelings. Life is what u make of it so make it right.
So Strange..
I opened my door to my very intoxicated love - yes very drunk - but suprisingly very literate. I helped him to the couch and said - you have to stop doing this to yourself - you have so much to live for - he just looked at me with those beautiful sad blue eyes and said - IM IN LOVE WITH YOU - BUT - we both know that im a drunk - and i know that you are lonely and sad - and I hope you understand that im a person that is totall at ease with this - which is not to say that im indifferent or that i dont care - I DO - it simply means that I trust you and your judgement - and you can throw me out - or you can let me stay and hold you - and you can know that at least for this one night - there is a man who wants nothing more then to hold you and let you know that you are indeed loved! its just really strange - its like things are happening really quickly - and thats so NOT me! ummm for instance - just the second i met him and the way i said my name right away! I never tell my real nam
A/f/r My First Fuowner For 2009 Please:))
imikimi - Customize Your World! ~Bratt~ has her first new owner for the New Year. Come check out WASTNTIME and A/F/R and show him lots of love and tell him ~Bratt~ sent ya:)YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU DID! HE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR
Huge Fubuck Giveaway
I'd Like To Cut It In Half!
> > I wonder if I can cut what I have left to get to angel in half??? Auto 11's will be on through 6pm EST (3pm Futime) TONIGHT! !!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! There are more than 140k in points and Fubucks available here..
Carrie's Little Bling Auction
Do you need BLING? Well, here's your chance to win it! Carrie is holding an auction for just one day. Come place a bid on four blings! Click on the bling icon to make a bid. You could win: Dolphin Fu-Juice Cupcake Kangaroo or other 3 credit bling Auction will end at 8pm Futime on Monday, January 12th. Winners will be contacted by Carrie following the close of the auction. Upon the receipt of the fubucks, she will Bling you on the next Happy Hour. ******************
Is It Just Me???
Everything is connected. All matter is made up of Atoms right? ALL matter. All plants, all people, all things. These tiny little particles are all the same, yet everything they make up is somehow different. Atoms make up the bees. That form hives, and live in perfect harmony with nature. They have a perfectly functioning autonomous society. Everyone works, and everyone creates. Each one of them plays their role to make up a larger picture. Each one of them has their niche. Bees are not alone. There are ants, termites, fish, anemones....The circle of life, the weather cycle, the tides, the moon... Everything around us runs in perfect harmony, perfect cycles... Can you honestly tell me all that perfection is a bunch of random coincidences??? Why is it so difficult for us, in all our opposable thumbed glory find, to find OUR niche. Our cycle... Not even just as individuals, but as a society, a culture, a race, a species?!? These creatures do. They just do. They don't stop an
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Happy Times!
Well, been talking to an online college. I am getting pretty excited about it. Glad it's online, seeing as how I do not drive. Talked with the counselor today. Things are looking good. If all goes well, classes start May 4th. Gotta love psychology That is all. Hayden Maie is finally HOME!!! She turned 1 month old today! She is doing good. Wiggle worm at that! Just had to express my excitement!!!! To all of you that let me vent about my frustration of her being in the hospital so long, thank you tons. I am so very happy that my niece is home *hugs* I am offically Aunt Cole! That said...the story of Hayden Maie's begining is...hmmm. Odd lol. My little sister Courtney found out she was pregnant a few months ago and she was almost 5 months along at that time. They gave her a due date of March 31st. Sunday night, after the Super Bowl, she was bleeding a little, by the time they got her to the hospital, her water had broke. Scary! Being that she w
My Writtings
Looking out the window, they had pulled up in front of a very tall building. She saw the two men get out of the car ahead of them and drag a still unconscious Michael out of the car. The car door opened and with Jackal close behind her. They emerged from the car as well. She felt a nudge on her back to get her moving forward. Endora fell into step behind Michael and the bodyguards. The group entered the building, crossed the foyer to the elevators. When the doors opened, they all stepped inside the lift. Jackal hit the button for the top floor. The door closed and they were on the move upward. Endora looked over at Michael but he was still oblivious to his surroundings. Biting the inside of her cheek to keep from crying, she lifted her chin and tried to pretend to be brave. When they reached their desired floor. The doors opened and everyone filed out, walked down the hall to a door with a sign next to it saying: Roof Top Access. Jackal opened the door, and pushed
Club Mystic Update ~ 2/8/09
20k comments for 3-month VIP Currently at 9,581 comments (+478) AUTO-11 BLING; LAST ONE TO BE AWARDED AT 50K COMMENTS! ALMOST THERE!!! Currently at 45,649 comments (+1,219) I am suggesting that the 2 ga's above be finished first.....bombing is such a pain, and such slow going right now that I really think it is too much trouble to bother with the 2 bling ga's unless you just want to bomb them...if we ever finish these two, we will finish the two small bling giveaways. imikimi - Customize Your World! CONGRATS TO EoTwP AND SOUTHERNBABY ON LEVELING!!! THANKS TO ALL FOR THE HELP! FAITH AND MERLYN EACH HAVE A LITTLE OVER HALF MIL TO LEVEL, LET'S HIT FAITH, AND WHEN YOU FINISH RATING ALL OF HERS, PLZ RATE MERLYN! WE CAN GET THEM BOTH LEVELED THIS WEEK!!! POINT INCREASES ARE FROM 2/8 - 2/10 PLEASE LET ME KNOW AT LEAST 24 HOURS BEFORE YOU PLAN TO ACTIVATE AN AUTO-11 ALSO NEED YOUR VOTE FOR WHO WILL GET THE FINAL AUTO-11 FROM THE
Valentines Day
I was going to ask who would be my Valentine this year,but I don't have too.I have been blessed with so many great friends,they all are so great.So remember this from me to you I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE,nothing means more to me than friends and family I wanted to do something for you all so please be kind Remember this Sharon Loves You and I always will try to be here for you, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
Woot Another Hh
Do you know this chick below?? Well, If you dont you really should!! Her name's Va's Finest! Shes running a Happy Hour tom. at 2pm Fu time. She's super sweet & super sexy. So Rate,Fan,Add,Bling her!! Love her up tons during her Happy Hour! Dont forget. Its at 2pm Fu time! Click the link below to start rating her: VAs FyNeSt~fu Owned by the sexy Johnny~fu owner of TapOut@ fubar This has been brought to you by: ☆ αɾïвøø☆ Head of Graphics @Liquid City Ent☆
Polyamorous Life
I have two husbands: A polygamist’s diary A polygamist on her ‘non-traditional’ lifestyle — and why ‘Big Love’ is silly By Kathleen Lewis updated 1:32 p.m. PT, Tues., Feb. 17, 2009 "Non-traditional" is a popular catchall phrase that seems, in common usage, to mean anything that differs from the mainstream. It also describes a large portion of my life. My upbringing was entirely unremarkable, and certainly included nothing of this sort. I was first introduced to such alternative relationships in college when a female friend of mine and I knowingly decided to share the same boyfriend. No, not a threesome, just going out with the same guy. It was partially a matter of convenience, and partially the fact that we were close friends. We both liked him very much, didn't want to fight over him, and he wasn't anxious to choose between us. As this was my first intimate relationship and it became polyamorous, it is hardly surprising that I ended up in a polygamist marriage
Happy Valentine's Day
I know this will be hard to believe,but everything I'm about to tell you is true. On January 26,2009 we received our first measurable snow.On January,31,2009 I noticed the following image in my Driveway.It was not deliberately made,and as you can see there are at least three different tread patterns. As the weather warmed and the snow began to melt I noticed the trails made by the vehicles that had come in and out of my driveway had made the image of interlocking hearts.You could only see the image if you looked at it from one spot,and I guess that's why I hadn't seen it until fourteen days before February,14. I know it looks like it was made purposely and that's why I wrote this Blog. Happy Valentine's Day Thank You for taking the time to read my Blog.As you can see I'm not very good at these,but I wanted to share my Valentine's experience with my friends.
Pink Blue Pistols Contestants
PINK & BLUE PISTOLS AUCTION !!! HERE ARE UR SOON TO BE SLAVES REMEMBER BIDDING STARTS AT 100K FUBUCKS VAs Fynest(Hostess) HppyBubbles SinfulBrat TOPH Sxcgirrl GAM Ms BaddAzz Sadicstickit Raidergoat Jennie
Asphyxiation
ASPHYXIATION Asphyxiation is the term used to describe the manner in which a person died. In one way or another the air was cut off to the lungs. It broadly refers to suffocation by fluid, chemical or gas filling the lungs and stopping the oxygen generating process. SEXUAL ASPHYX (SEXUAL ASPHYXIA) SEXUAL ASPHYX is the term used to describe a violent form of sexual stimulation during intercourse or sexual foreplay. In Sexual Asphyx the subject has the air cut off in a variety of ways for a short period of time. This can be done once or repeatedly. In any manner that the breath of the subject is controlled, the activity is short term and monitored to ensure that the activity is aborted before the partner suffers brain damage or actually dies from being asphyxiated. AUTOEROTIC SEXUAL ASPHYXIA is the term used to describe the act of Sexual Asphyxia performed by an individual without the assistance of another person. This is a most dangerous type of activity. IN
Nsfw
1uniquemale: nigg fcking chicken to call me but owell ur loss this was left in my shout box by 1uniquemale....he is not unique there ae lots of ignorant people out there............. Just please refrain from leaving messages like this in my shoutbox. Almost all of us have had pics marked NSFW or had comments marked NSFW when they weren't. Most of it done by those who are jealous or pissed off about something. There has to be a way for Fubar Bouncers and Fubar Support to know who makes the NSFW reports, that are not valid and block them. It's about time trouble makers paid the price and not the innocent. please join me in praying for those in LA afected by the flooding.... Help if you can......
Stuff
MARRIAGEWhen I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with
Just For Me
Browneyedgirl
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way not to fall but it's so hard when he writes me things like this. Yer gaze sets upon me like hours, that wilt away the pain of my life. Thro
Grieving....
Random Double Bling And 1million Fu-bucks Raffle!!
Scammers
Well I have never been more proud then I am right now.
Can You??? Will You???
#1 friend has Auto 11's on!!! Can you/will you go rate his pics for some mega bucks? Link below!
Looking To Fill Role Playing Parts
My story is unlike any other. Most babies take up to 9 months in a mothers womb until birth. For me it only took about a month after my parents, Edward and Bella Cullen's , honeymoon. I was the reason behind it all. From my mothers insane cravings all the way to her unusual mood swings. Little did most know, it actually was possible for a vampire and a human to conceive a child. Thus, making me a human-hybrid. At first they wanted me outta my mommy thinking it would endanger her life. But my mommy and aunt Rosalie couldn't have it any other way. When I was born it almost did kill my mommy and me. Thankfully my daddy was there to save her and I by getting me out and turning her into a vampire. After my birth I was introduced to everyone, including Jacob. It wasn't until three days or so I was able to finally see my mommy after she had a quick hunt. She was just as shocked as everyone else about my ability. My ability is to let others see whats playing inside my mind just by touching the
The Paradox
The paradox of our time in history, is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers. Wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less. We buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families. More conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense. More knowledge, but less judgment. More experts, yet more problems. More medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little,drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We learned how to make a living, but not life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not b
Contest
A Story Of The City
I try not to remember the past The City the good times the bad the mistakes but it is hard late at night the thoughts the memories creep back in. I still remember the First day I arrived in San Francisco that Feb morning in 1977 I dont really remember the bus ride to get ther but I do remember the City. Getting off the bus and standing in the new city with just my backpack and the 700 dollars to start my new life. The air was crisp and dry the city seemed so strange to me then. I had come across the country to begin anew to excape the drab cold world I had left behind to meet up with a dear friend who had made the journey months earilier to find her sexual freedom. I was coming to find her as much as to start a new adventure the trouble the two of us casused back east was legend but she had journeyed to seek her freedom and she had beckoned me to come to the Promised Land of San Francisco. Trully I was sure this was the land of oppurtunity where I was sure a man could be anything. I w
Rate And Comment Contest
The Affinity
=== 'The Affinity' wrote the following at '2009-05-18 15:33:35'..>> > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been surfing around the fu for a long while now, looking for a group of people to join. I've visited pages, watched them at work, thus far haven't found a connection with any of them. Not that there is something WRONG with them, but none of them seem to have what I'm looking for.> > So, here are my thoughts. I'd like to be part of a family where leveling isn't the total priority, and where all women that share a few simple common bonds can join together in friendship. I want to be part of a group made FOR women, and BY women, without a care as to what she looks like. I've found lots of female-oriented groups, but they all seem to have a prerequisite for joining based on a woman's appearance. Some are only looking for beautiful women, others are looking for women of a certain size (large or small) and others take members only based on hair color. Not that I have anything against the groups t
My Love
Bbw Sexy Contest.&the Candy Shop%
NEED ALL MY FRIENDS HELP ON THIS.. HERE IS THE LINK. BUT THEY GOT TO ADD U AS A FRIEND.. SO PLZ VOTE FOR ME.. CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW
My First Auction (possibly)
I am thinking to join up in an auction I will offer the following....
First Time
The first time I had sex I was 15 and going out w/ a boy named Mike. There's not a lot to do in the town I went to Highschool
Misdirection
Led down a path overrum with falsehoods and deceit with you as my guide. This misdirection of my mind the game you played, Following you past every fork in the road, Being enticed onwards towards the darkness I did not see, Believin your lies and faux promises, Heedless of the warning cries sounded from afar. Thus is comes to pass that only now in the gloom of this desolate night I awaken. Sensing my peril I search for the path back into the light yet see only your treachery. The trust I placed in you lies shattered on the ground, Leaving me lost in thsi black forest of illusions, Led to this place by your misdirection, Left with only my nightmare companions.
Up For Auction...
Check it out please!
The Mystery Lover
she sits at her vanity table getting ready for bed the door opens and she whirls from the mirror unable to restrain the startled gasp as a masked man enters her room. he says "do as i tell you and you will enjoy it emensly, do not fight me just enjoy the
A Mom!
♥ A baby will make love stronger, days longer, nights shorter, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. ♥ ♥ I Love My Baby & I Love Being A Mum!! ♥
Sexiest Ladies Contest
Can Money Buy Love?
so i have this friend who i dated about 12 yrs ago and we always joke about getting back togeather, but we both know we're better off as friends. anyway i was telling her how im working with a company to get a patent for an idea i have and how the guy told me once its done even if i sell 1 item in each store a day ill be the happiest man in fl, or i can sell the idea to a company for 10's millions of dollars!
Mean People
Hello my fubar friends, ok, I don't know how to invert it so start reading this conversation from the bottom. Donedeal lives near me and has asked me out before but I said no. The main reason has nothing to do with his age but his immaturity. So he comes back after a few months and wants me to go out with him. I didn't catch the beginning of the conversation online but that is the gist.
What's In The Healthcare Bill
What's In The Healthcare Bill? Included are a few highlights of what's of concern with the healthcare bill (if these points don't get you upset, please check your pulse and call 911!!
Kitty Needs To Scratch... Meowwww
THIS
Boobs & Vacuums
Alone
Art Stuff
Decided on a whim to take my parents to the Sainsbury Centre this weekend, which they'd never been to, at the University here in Norwich, as they had on an exhibition of photographs that Norfolk Photographer Justin Partyka has taken over eight years
Better Pictures 101
Not much time today. The last tip for looking thinner on camera is lighting. Lighting from the side leaves a shadow on the oposite side. Your main light should be about 45 deg to one side. Indirect sunlidht through a window works great for this kind of shot. The shadowed side becomes less noticible so put the things you dont want to see in the shadows. Have a great day, and happy shooting. Photo tip of the day. Make you look thinner.Wow, take a picture and look 10 pounds thinner. Here are the secrets. Many of you have allready noticed that shooting from above with your chest out covers up the not so thin parts. It also makes you look up so your eyes look bigger. There are more ways to slim down in front of the camera. Women never face your body direct to the camera. Turn your body about 45deg angle away form the camera head tilted (either way for women (better to the camera for women) away from the camera for men) and chin down facing the camera. Turning your body away form the camera
Ur Opinion Matters....
SO I RATED OVER 100 PICS FOR SUM1 & THIS PERSON TRIES TO TELL ME NOT ONCE DID THEY SEE ME IN THEIR BARTAB, WHEN THEY WAS SITTIN AT THE PC CHANGING THEIR STATUS EVERY FEW MINS...I FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE...THEN I LEFT A STATUS COMMENT TO THE PERSON SAYIN A SIMPLE TY WUD OF BEEN NICE.... OK SO IN UR OPINION AM I WRONG OR DO U THINK SUM1 CAN ACTUALLY BE SITTIN AT THE PC, ON FUBAR, CHANGIN THEIR STATUS EVERY FEW MINS OR SO AND NOT ONCE SEE U RATE OVER 100 PICS IN THEIR BARTAB??? HONEST ANSWERS ONLY PLS.... :)
Ramblings Of My Co-worker, Nick G.
I fart real quiet and I fart real loud My fart can knock out a big asian crowd
Want To Be A Hottie
Come be part of the Original & Best Ladies Team on Fu . You have been selected as one of Fubars most Sexiest Lady's and we would love to have to tryout for our 2nd Alarm Hotties Family . Click on the pics above & your on your way . Brought to you by : ~
Be My Valentine
It is 8 days until Valentines Day. The one I would love to spend it with doesn't want to spend it with me.Sad I know. So who will be my valentine? Let me know and blow my kisses my way.
Simply Simple Random Rants
Hello LoveI wanted to write you a letter today. I wish to give you thankfulness for being within the gracile boundaries of my entire lifetime. Without you embracing the moments of my heart, I wouldn’t know the deep passions I have experienced. I would never have been opened to the visions of dreams. Without you I would never have experienced lovingness, I also would never have overcome the ache of my broken heart. I willingly will experience again just for you.Through you, I am a better person with all that you have introduced me to in all my times of need, and I am grateful for your selflessness. You are the breadth of my life force, the reasons I am with gratitude of tender mercies of your gifts in love.My life would never have been the same had you not touched me with the gifts of humility to know what it means to feel humbled. I am humbled within you, just as I am empowered to know you through the lessons of your virtue. The righteous paths you have chosen for me to encounter
Noonesangel
NoOnesAngel's Team NoOnesAngel Asst Chief 2nd Alarm HottiesFUOWNED BY MMMHMMMM@ fubar
Randomizing
I Think They Are Selling Tennis Shoes
I'm pretty sure this commercial is trying to sell tennis shoes but who can tell with all those nicely toned asses distracting everyone?
Bling Packs Anyone?
I just wanted to let all of you know how I'm able to buy bling packs while low on cash. The site below is incredibly easy to earn cash. They send out checks every month on the 15th. All you have to do is earn a minimum of $20.00 before the end of the previous month. So If I earn at least $20.00 during any month, the following month on the 15th my check is sent. I've spent nothing out of pocket/no credit card needed/no sign up fee's of any kind. I earned over $50.00 in the first hour I was on the site. I'll use the check I get this month to buy bling packs :) I have a few other sites I've been using to buy my bling but this one is by far the easiest and pays on a regular basis. There is so much I didn't mention, I have to get to bed, lol. I'll write more about this later. Feel free to ask me any questions, I'm always happy to help :) Please, take a second to check out the site, let me know what you think of it. I'm interested in all feedback both good & bad.
Me
Hey all been gone so long!!!! Got anew cell number with unlimited everything so hit me up k 1-660-202-0427 Here it is almost 2010 time for an auction!!!
Truth ?
Lets let the pictures talk. So lets see what the guy that busts out so called scripters has on his pc hmmmm. And the guy that goes after fake accounts endorses a stuffed animal apparently as a real account. Kinda funny but a slap in the face to the Admin on this site , the bouncer who approved this salute must have gotten amnesia on the rules for salutes. Notice the age of the owl and the date the owl joined this site. Do we all remember the guy that bust out fakes on this site, begging for people to donate fubux to this FAKE so that the FAKE could have the SPOTLIGHT? So is this FakeBuster actually using the same ip addy to help level up a FAKE ACCOUNT? OMG don't TELL ME SO!! *gasp* LOL To the real azzhat http://fubar.com/blog/221712/926721 So which was it ??? Or who was your friends before the happy hours? And who will it be next month ?
Fu-wedding
Live Music will be available for your listening pleasure. (repost of original by 'Avenging Angel {Lucifer} ¢¼R/L BF & Fu-fiance 2 Immortal Soul¢¼' on '2007-12-08 11:54:55')
Tower
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Banner Codes
For today - I'm going to thank God that I woke up this morning - I could have died in my sleep. I'm going to be thankful for the sun that is shining outside my window. I'm going to be thankful for the two children I've been blessed with. I'm going to be thankful for the fact that I'm able to hear and to speak and to see (I had a blind grandparent on each side of my family). I'm going to be thankful that I can get up out of this chair and dance around the house with my kids--as I have good friends who are in a wheelchair (you know who you are). I'm going to be thankful for all the wonderful friends I have -- who are there for me when I'm down, when I'm crying, when I'm being dramatic (so stupid i know) and still forgive me. I have a LOT TO BE THANKFUL for..... This amazing banner was made by NIKO!!
Member Of The Week
I'm looking for people who are willing to get involved with the club. We would like more recruiters, greeters, and graphics people. For the people who really want to devote their selves Co-Owners...I would like to make Club United one of the top Families on FUBAR...And we are not a bombing Family but we do try to take care of our own. I know we all have our lives so I am not asking you devote every living moment, but I am asking for people who care and can make a difference...Drop me a message if your interested.....have a great day!!!! Keith We have a new Member of the Week - Eddie!. Please show him lotsa love and Club United Spirit. He's a great supporter of Club United and a awesome person. Treat him like you would want to be treated! Eddie...Club United and Club Tabu member@ fubar This is our second week for Members of the Week. Please treat this member like you would want to be treated. Generosity, rates, gifts and comments. Blings are not mandatory. Hit her
2009 - Insightful Musings
By the time we reach adulthood, many of us have had the good fortune to have at least one best friend. If we have moved around or changed our life situation repeatedly, we may be lucky enough to have had several. The best friend relationship is often our earliest intimate peer relationship, and it can be a source of great warmth and connection throughout our lives. The details of best friendship change as we grow up and grow older, but the heart of it remains the same. Our best friends are a warm refuge in which we feel free to be fully ourselves, to share our deepest secrets, to rest when we are tired, to celebrate when we are happy—a place in which we feel utterly welcome to give and receive that most precious of all gifts, love. Most intimate relationships hit bumps from time to time, and one of the hallmarks of an enduring best friendship is its ability to ride out the turbulence and remain intact even as it faces changes. Our best friends are those who manage to love us th
Harmony And Holy Mess
Every few thousand years some shepard inhales smoke from a burning bush and has a vision or eats moldy rye bread in a cave and sees God. From then on their followers kill one another at the slightest provocation. Haunted houses called temples are built by one side and torn down by another - and then bloody quarrels continue over the crumbling foundations. Organized religion preaches Order and Love but spawns Chaos and Fury. Why? Because the whole Material Universe is exclusive property of the Greco-Roman Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, Strife, Helter-Skelter and Hodge- Podge. No Spiritual power is even strong enough to dent Her chariot fenders. No material force can resist the temptation of Her Fifth Intergalactic Bank of the Acropolis Slush Fund for Graft and Corruption. CONVENTIONAL CHAOS GREYFACE In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was s
Under My Skin
BODY,.aolmailheader {font-size:10pt; color:black; font-family:Arial;} a.aolmailheader:link {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; font-weight:normal;} a.aolmailheader:visited {color:magenta; text-decoration:underline; font-weight:normal;} a.aolmailheader:active {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; font-weight:normal;} a.aolmailheader:hover {color:blue; text-decoration:underline; font-weight:normal;} Joke of the Day Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
Random Jokes
THE ABC's OF EX-WIVES A is for Alimony ... the gift that keeps on giving. B is for Balls ... which are now ours again. C is for Court ... where you finally find out the meaning of a good screw. D is for Divorce ... the alternative to ax murder. E is for Equitable Distribution ... another oxymoron. F is for Flatulence ... finally we can let loose without being criticized for causing the flowers to wilt. G is for Gandhi...someone you could actually say had lost weight without having to lie. H is for House ... which the bitch also got. I is for Inmate ... where you also get to room with Bubba when the child support is late. J is for Jewelry ... the former great equalizer. K is for Kids ... the best of everything. L is for Lawyer ... whose most recent vacation you just paid for. M is for Mother ... and Oh what a Mother Fucker!! N is for Not tonight, I have a headache. O is for Overdrawn ... what your checking account always was. P is for
Butterfly
Life is Like A Butterfly slowly waking up from the fantasy of a dream my hand searches in vain for the dream to be a reality dreams are like a flower only when they bloom we realize how wonderful it can be! or how horrible its going to be! i sit upon a dream patiently waiting for it to bloom nurtured it for a long time, with all things good! time, i have spent! love, i have given lots of! hope, i have infused into it! confidence, i have plenty of it! from a cocoon that i built around myself i changed into a beautiful little butterfly waiting to soar into the light of the day taking my dream along with me! perched on the flower that is now my dream, i wait for it to bloom to seal my fate - life or death!
Random Lyrics And Quotes
Trapped on the terraces, I looked at you and knew You were the only thing that mattered There was no one for me but you In Harmony Street we beat a man Just for standing there I held my breath as I watched you swing Then run your fingers through your hair Oh, how could anyone not love the terrible things you do? Oh, how could anyone not want to try and help you? In Bermondsey in Burberry, you held me at the barricade, the pigs arrived with tear gas And I wept at the mistakes we made We stalked the streets like animals And danced as windows shattered For our island, for the thrill of it, for everything that mattered Oh, how could anyone not want to rip it all apart? Oh, how could anyone not love your cold, black heart? I found you on a Saturday, and that was where I lost you You had finally walked away because of what it cost you, years later when I saw your face In line to catch the morning train, you looked like you'd been softened Like you never really love
Random Thoughts...
There is a woman on Facebook that is deleting people from her friends list because all their animals on Farmville are fenced in. She believes it's animal cruelty and keeps posting as her status how mean we all are because the animals need to be free.I love crazy people. They are such entertainment. Just thought I'd share.
Blue Eyed Devil
To be used is never fun, but it happens wether you like it or not. Some times you are the person that is useing someone, maybe with out even relizing it. Most people go out looking for someone to use. They go in knowing what they want and once they get it there done and your left there in the cold. You can always hope for a change but you really know they are just useing you. Why fall for it though? Maybe in a way you are useing them yourself too. Probably not for the same reasons but none the less you are. Its when you come to relize that, thats all it is and nothing more. Knowing and relizing are two different things. Going in knowing its nothing is not as bad, then you relize its nothing and thats when it can hur, but just for the moment its alright, right? Well we all do thing to make our selves feel better, even if it is nothing but an allosion.
Crapfully Crappy Crap
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | High Level 4 | High Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate Level 7 | Very High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus | High Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv Seventh Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench
Wow
Dear Glaxosmykline, Thank you for raping my wallet for the past two years with your patent on my migraine medication Amerge. I am ending our relationship effective today with your generic sister,
From "de Bayou"
FUBARITES, AS YOU ARE ALL AWARE, OUR CRIMINAL LEGAL SYSTEM IS CONFUSING AND CONVOLUDED AT BEST. CASES LIKE THE O J TRIAL, THE JON-BENET RAMSEY FIASCO, AND EVEN THE PRESIDENT'S WOES, BOTH FORMER AND PRESENT SERVE AS CLEAR AND CONVINCING PROOF OF ITS INADEQUACIES. WELL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE CIVIL SIDE OF THAT SCALE IS JUST AS OUT OF BALANCE AS THE CRIMINAL SIDE. I CALL THIS, "ONLY IN LOUISIANA" AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, EVERY WORD IS TRUE. A LAWYER IN NEW ORLEANS WAS SEEKING AN F H A LOAN FOR A CLIENT. HE WAS TOLD THE LOAN WOULD BE GRANTED, AS LONG AS HE COULD PROVE SATISFACTORY TITLE TO THE PARCEL OF LAND BEING OFFERED AS COLLATERAL. THE TITLE TO THE PROPERTY DATED BACK TO 1803, WHICH TOOK THE LAWYER ALMOST 3 MONTHS TO TRACK DOWN. FINALLY COMPLETING HIS ARDUOUS SEARCH, HE SENT THE INFORMATION TO THE F H A AND RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING REPLY...(ACTUAL LETTER) "UPON REVIEW OF YOUR LETTER ADJOINING YOUR CLIENT'S LOAN APPLICATION, WE NOTE THAT THE REQUEST IS SUPPORTED BY AN ABSTRA
Happy Birthday Sis!!
Guess who's birthday it is!!! Stop by and wish her a Happy Birthday!! Don't be shy and come say hi!! A friend is someone who reaches out for your hand...and touches your heart. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in our heart. Side by side or miles apart, good friends are always close to the heart. Lots of love ... now and forever ... xox DJ Butterfly Warrior ~ K.O.P.E.~ Hell Hound @ Guardians of Hell Come and see who the next live interview will be!! All you have to do is click below and follow the road!!
Frisky
Frisky and maybe a lil goofy.. I have an idea.. First person to buy me a 7 day blast will receive a picture of my breasts with their name written across them. For an example, check out my photo in my NSFW album with my fubar name written as described. Hoping this will be fun!

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of ThePlain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 44 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:"1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.5. Pay off your credit cards every month.6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their
Life
How can it be that you can love so much but also be hurt so bad? How can one person completely disregard another person as if they were nothing? How can a totally different person care for those they dont even know
Life At The Moment
I am extremely frustrated at the most recent turn of events.
Tell The Truth
if you had to choose one movie, one cd, one book, and one game, to have while locked in a room for 1 year with no outside contact, what would they be??? movie= forrest gump cd= godsmack 10 years of book= the stand steven king game= nfs most wanted stupid question i know...but wth im bored and figured id give this a try. 1. when you drink, do you get shitfaced, drunk, or just a buzz? buzzed 2. did your last relationship end mutually? no 3. do you like what you see in the mirror? yes 4. what do you feel is your weakness? i procrastinate 5. is there someone in your life can trust with everything? no 6. do you see your self as others see you? idk probably not 7. do you use all your phone minutes every month? no 8. who gets the majority of your time, family or work? work 9. do you have money saved for something fun? yes 10. do you repeatedly hit the snooze button in the morning? yes Munchausen by Internet: Faking Death Online
No Laughter Down Below
No Laughter Down Below It would seem im an opponent in a game unknown by me like a pawn in a chess game im taken easily is this life reality, or a stage for entertainment? the good ones all get used then displayed, commence the torment player pain supplies the laughter bringing smiles to all who played them sadly they dont realize their laughter will condemn them who will have the last laugh? the answer i do know i smile from heaven peacefully i hear no laughter down below all their lives they've worked for scaring frowns on countless faces a surprise comes at the ending when suddenly~ weve switched places what goes around comes around that's the way the saying goes those that do the bad things reap just what they sow jane hoover copyright 6/13/92
Just A Test
Wow, Can this really be true I woke up again reached out
I'm Write Here
She has freed herself from the chains in which bond her but doesn't feel free. She sits upon a grave of her late lover, never to come off again for now she has become stone. click the pic to find out what i am like and check out the owner of the auction! I will not buy my own auto but will random bling those who rate my photos
Fubar
Hmmm this guy is a member of the true raters, giving higher rates to those attractive people that deserve it ..... NOW, by no means do I claim to be a perfect 10, but damn ..... a 4?! REALLY?! rorytmeadows-=[TruRaters]=-@ fubar
Trickie
Lady Trickie A Daring Damsel Needs your help with at least ONE rate Bid on Trickie ! Place Your Bid High On tantalizing Trickie show her lots of Love and you could have the honour of owning this delicious cupcake for a month ! Be Kind and Please Repost Made By Skooky (repost of original by ' ☆Skooky☆DJ/Owner Where The Wild Things Are☆owned By Trickie' on '2009-03-23 01:41:19') send answers in pm pls 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would y
Now That Is Hot Lol
Don't know where this came from or who wrote it but it was sent to a friend who sent it to me...had to post it. enjoy lol A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I slowly filled you. As a gasp broke the kiss,
Thank You For Your Help
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics Thank you so much to everyone that helped me level to godfather! I just wanted to let you all know how much I appreciate everyones help! Plus an extra special thanks to Big Tom, Can't sleep clowns will eat me, Mental and Muss. You guys rock my socks!! Much love to all of my friends!! I just wanted to send out a heartfelt thank to everyone that helped me level. I just can't thank you all enough. A very special thanks to Muss and Blondierox. I managed to knock out almost 2.4 million points today. I ♥ you all!!
My Secret
I read all profiles. As many as I read, I do not always keep everyone's personal preferences straight. I may occasionally comment 'wassup?' without meaning any offense. I rarely use SB as I find it awkward and cumbersome. I find it extremely offensive when I get an invitation to a lounge (READ MY PROFILE)! Some people find it offensive (IN THEIR PROFILE!!!) that others do not bother to read THEIR profile but deem it acceptable to ignore reading that person's profile. I try to treat everyone with the respect that I would appreciate but I am very irritated when the people who STATE SPECIFICALLY in their profile that they despise improper grammar, syntax, punctuation or spelling are consistently incorrect in some or all of it!!!!!!!! I AM NOT PERFECT!!! If you find anything in my profile or in any message that I send using an improper use of the language, I welcome your constructive criticism. ** I do, however, find it disrespectful to criticize using improper etiquette.... OK, I have h
Own Me
Motivational Train!
~ The Rules for Motivational Train~ 1. Stop by and rate Tulsa's Angel's folder of motivational posters. Start here: 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the train. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Motivational Train" or "I'm Motivational" or anything like that. 3. Private message Tulsa's Angel when you have completed rating each rider and she will add you to the train. 4. When new people join the train... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request. Everyone must comment everyone on here. 5. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 6. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... ****************************** ****************************** Hostess, Tulsa's Angel ღTulsa's Angelღ ************************************ ~ Team
The Fruitcake Lady, Reminds Me Of My Own Granny. Lmao!!
Please Help
Life is like a hurricaneHere in DuckburgRace cars, lasers, aeroplanesIt's a duck-blurMight solve a mysteryOr rewrite historyCHORUS:DuckTales (oooh ooooh)Every day they're out there makingDuckTales (oooh ooooh)Tales of daring do bad and goodLuckTales (oooh ooooh)When it seems they're heading for theFinal curtainCool deduction never failsThat's for certainThe worst of messesBecome successesCHORUSD-D-D-Danger! Watch behind youThere's a stranger out to find youWhat to do? Just grab on to some DuckTalesCHORUSD-D-D-Danger! Watch behind youThere's a stranger out to find youWhat to do? Just grab on to some ...CHORUS (Twice)Not pony tales or cotton tales, noDuckTales (ooh ooooh)
Other Things
Gizzy: *punches you* Ridin' Dirrrty: WHAT 4 Gizzy: Your status... Ridin' Dirrrty: DIDNT MEAN IT LITTERALLY... Gizzy: Oh...sorry... Ridin' Dirrrty: how u feeling today Gizzy: Much much better :) Ridin' Dirrrty: thats very good to hear Gizzy: Ya know...I'm very very happy Gizzy: What had been your problem lately? Ridin' Dirrty: I GUESS I COULD ASK U THE SAME QUESTION Gizzy: Don't you dare point a finger @ me Gizzy: You're the one with the mean attitude Ridin' Dirrty: ARE U CRAZY OR SOMETHING Gizzy: Ya know what? I'm done with your shit Gizzy: Don't you ever fucking ask me if I'm crazy. Who the fuck do you think you're fucking talking to? Gizzy: Don't EVER speak to me like that again Gizzy: I don't deserve that kinda treatment Gizzy:It's best we doing talk anymore. I no longer wish to talk to you again. Please delete me. Goodbye Ridin' Dirrty: BIPOALR CITY .....NEITHER DO I SO BACK OFF DON'T WORRY I'M FUCKIN DONE TOO U HAVE HAD AN
My Poems
a rose is but a roseit has no thoughtnor no voiceit can not feelnor see its own beautyit is....but a rose'til it is givenfrom me to youthen it has those thingsand many more indeed TICK In the moment of time Love comes to us and is gone in a whisper Sorrow fills our heart and then is swept away Loneliness grasps our soul but with a touch it fades Anger subsides Peace blooms Contentment rises as joy subsides And then in that moment that very moment of time when every wish is granted my wish goes unanswered... t.a.fillmore
Club Mystic Update 11/24/08
MEMBERS TO BE RATED OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS!!! THESE MEMBERS ARE CLOSING IN ON THE NEXT LEVEL, LET'S HELP THEM OUT! WOOHOOO! **TABBY76**@ fubar Fubarlord ----> Henchman 113,683 Points to go! (+107,018) gaigeandmorgynsmom@ fubar Insider -----> Fu-King 184,699 Points to go! (+76,533) ALSO, ANYONE WHO HAS NOT RATED ALL OF GUNNY'S PICS AND STASH THIS WEEK, PLZ FINISH IT UP! HE DOES A LOT FOR ALL OF US, AND WE NEED TO LET HIM KNOW THAT WE APPRECIATE IT!!! TIME TO RETURN SOME LOVE, AND LOTS OF IT! Gµññý-§ @ fubar Godfather -----> Disciple 5,406,482 Points to go! AS USUAL, ANY BEEFS, GRIPES, QUESTIONS, OR SUGGESTIONS SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE! THANKS! Home Page Club Mystic!@ fubar Insider -----> Fu-King 235,661 Points to go! (+45,886) Founder CinDragon@ fubar Disciple -----> Prophet 8,317,856 Points to go! (+76,166) Team Captains Gµññý-§ @ fubar Godfather -----> Disciple 5,245,512 Points to go! (+160,970) ~Souther
Our Love Is Sweet
HI to all of mine and Harley1961's friends..Harley will be gone from dec 30 and i will be off and on till jan 2nd.THEN WE BOTH WILL BE GONE FOR AWHILE....WE will be moving and starting our life together and yes for REAL...so WE want you all to know you all will be in our thoughts and WE will be back just not sure how soon..WE hope our true friends will NOT forget us..But WE want you all to know this as well..WE are going to be sooo happy and WE have alot to do..So with this said..please take care , love much, be happy, keep smiling, and WE will be back as soon as things settle and we get our internet back up and running.THANK YOU ALL ...SMILES ....Love and Many Hugsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...HARLEY AND ROSE UPDATE...12-31-08....HARLEY IS ON HIS WAY TO ME SO HE WILL BE IN MY ARMS THIS FRIDAY..YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :) :)..HE SAYS ...OUR NEW YEAR WILL BE HEAVEN AND HE WISHES ALL OF HIS FRIENDS THE VERY BEST AND...WE BOTH WISH YOU ALL A VERYYYYY HAPPY NEW YEAR
My Owners
A/F/R my new owners. They are great friends and sweethearts. Show them fu luv and yes theyll; show it back. })i({«☆«(¯`¤LîÑz¤´¯)»☆»})i({@ fubar AND ♥SuBmIsSiVe♥BiBraT♥Fu-WiFey To☆LiNz☆&FuOwned By Got Ink?@ fubar
From The Heart
It is so easy to get wrapped up in our own little world and our hurt that we actually fail to see the pains and hurt of another, the struggle they are going through in trying to heal their own pain and hurt so they can move on beyond their hurt and find the peace and happiness they richly deserve. Yes I am very guilty of doing such and was being something that was not in me and that is being selfish instead of being as I am selfless and would like to take this chance to say to that person, I very much regret my actions, which were inexcusable and very selfish indeed. Please do not think wrong of me, I am truly sorry that I did not respect your wishes or feelings when I should. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment I tend to not think about what I am doing….hey I am only human after all, and because of this I can and do land up making the wrong decision or do the wrong action, whereby, upon reflection I know I took the wrong action and end up regretting it… This time, ev
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My ~11~ Spot!
OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER Have you thought... ....dream of .... OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER.... As, if we were there... I have imagined it to be similar to this....while we are just all wrapped up in this little bliss... now pay attention as if we were there, ... where?....I have not a date for when, but this is how I believe this will all begin...this only importance to this message I am trying to send... You now know some of MI'.... as I do of you... now things have begun and somehow grew..... Now that we are past the introduction stage... we both know .... there is connection we engage... So, this place we have set to meet.... a place yet unknown but we will greet.... I am thinking I wont say much when I first arrive... we have already shared much and could write an archive.... So, a warm breath of a secret, I may in your ear... just to let you know I have arrived and I am close, and oh so very near.... I could come meet and shake your hand...but from behind... I imagine that would b

Dish
I thought I was rather nice, considering I knew with the little "cowboy" was up to.
Me
Alright, so some of you are interested in what Dirty Jenga is all about. ****Please be advised....this game is not for the weak/prude/self-concious/non-alcoholic drinkers of the world**** As you can tell from the pics in the Album...it is quite an amazing/quirky/naughty/dirty game. Obviously, it is a drinking game. Most friends work with beer....some are crazy f*cks and use hard liquor, etc. But that is not always something to your advantage.
Stuff
Only way i can add a new pic haha Recent pic of me
My Feeling
A WOMAN'S
Random Stuff!!
Friend told Me to post a blog… so here goesAm I the only one seeing point sluts who ARE NOT on My friends list activating their Auto 11’s in the alert box? I do not care about them or their silly points… leave it to fu to mess up what works perfectly fine….*when writing this* …I am also seeing point sluts activating their Bombs in the alert bar as well… Also am I the only one seeing point sluts photos in their “recent upload by friends box”? When I told a certain fubar Admin about this, he said that I was not telling the truth basically…well he said that was not possible …^^ screen shot just 5 mins old and hm look at all those point sluts in that box who are not on My friends list… damn I guess anything is possible like that saying says :P^^On a lighter note… damn I got rick rolled yesterday when going to click on a link a friend said was from a hot gothic model with a gas mask on and instead I found Rick
Luv For Friends
http://fubar.com/code-of-conduct/b331123-1113912 2nd Alarm Hotties COC 1. All 2nd alarm Hottie Prospects must have a verified salute & a minimum " 10 new pics " of yourself, 1 being full body.2. All Hotties Must Be Female ( no exceptions ).3. Must sign the COC ( code of conduct ) agreement below as a comment of "I AGREE " in order to be placed into voting procedure.4. Shout Box & Fu Mail must be open to all Officers for communications. (Profile can't be set to friends only for this purpose unless all officers are made friends).
♥ Auction Time ♥
My girl ♡¥.U.M.z™♡ is in a Auction!!! So go bid on this little Sweet Heart!! She is one Great Friend! She is always there no matter what I need.... and I want to share her with all of you!!! Click the picture below and place your bids now!!!
Life
I have a couple of things going on. On Sat. the 23rd I will be meeting my fu hubby and starting my life with him. Im very excited about this. Next on the 26th I will be having my first surgery and having my gall bladder removed. This I am very nervous about, but it needs to be done seeing I have been sick for like the last month. So if you are wondering why im not online that much....those would be the reasons why. They have moved her to a nursing home for a little rehab. She has alot that needs to be done before she can come home. So we will see how long she will be in there. Thanks again for all the love and support I thought I would give you all an update. I am the kind of person when it comes to this I keep to myself. One person knows everything that is going on only because he knows me and my mom. Anyways she is stable now. Her heart stopped for about 5 mins on Friday so all week and weekend I have been with her. They plan to keep her at least another week for observation and test
Sex
Thanks to everyone who has commented on my writting. And for all the ideas and help. I have three more stories to write before my book is done. So if anyone wants to help..... Questions and Answers So where to begin…hummm…ah yes there we go. It’s late I know you’re coming over and though we sit and talk we both knew what is going to happen, why you have come to my house, but we sit ever so polite and talk. Then finally one of us makes a move and we know where it is going to go from there. The way you touch my skin so light so soft it sets my body on fire. You takes your time, this is not a quick fuck, this is more. More intense, more erotic, just more. Your kiss starts slow using your tongue you slowly works it in and out of my mouth, making me hungry for more. You run your hands though my hair, over my shoulders, I lean into you, my body so hungry for you that I can’t keep my hands off of you. You shiver…hummm. I slowly run my tongue up the side of your
Video Salute
Photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com http://flixn.com/play/g57135/
Please Read This!!!!
I NEED EVERYONE HERE ON THE FU TO HELP....I OWN A RECORD LABEL..BUT IM JUST A LOCAL AND UNDERGROUND...NOTHING BIG RIGHT...WELL NOT TO LONG AGO I SIGNED THIS BAND TO OUR LABEL JUST FOR ONE ALBUM...AND REALLY TAKING A CHANCE WITH MY OWN MONEY AND WORK I DECIDED THAT THESE GUYS WERE REALLY TALENTED AND FOR SURELY DESERVED A CHANCE AT HITTING IT BIG...SO THE PROBLEM IS AND THIS IS WHAT I NEED FROM EVERYONE ON FUBAR IS TO PLEASE HELP SPREAD THE NAME AROUND!! PUT THE VIDEO LINK ON YOUR PAGE TELL A FRIEND OR JUST LISTEN...THERE AMAZING GUYS AND REALLY WONT MAKE IT TO FAR LIVING IN HUNGARY...THE MUSIC JUST ISNT POPULAR THERE!!! SO PLEASE TAKE A SEC AND CHECK OUT THE VIDEO ITS SHORT AND P,LEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!! HERES THE LINK....
Misc....
Wanna help legalize weed?......I know you do!Here's how to help...Call this number 973-409-3274 Its legit!Obama said he would pass the bill if he got a million votes.Call the number and fallow instructions...its easy, free, and quick.When you call, press the pound button to say yes to legalize weed, the pound button looks like this.... #.....in case any of you are too stoned to remember.Every vote counts and together we are one step closer to freedom!Thanks and tell a friend~ The following is the text of a pamphlet I wrote for an organizationat UMASS amherstIt is an attempt to point out some of the absurdities in the marijuana-is-bad-for-you-like-cigarettes bullshit, as well as take a few cheap(but well aimed) shots at the tobacco industry.It is written from a pro-marijuana-relegalization perspective,and if you want a copy, mail us a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope.(we're poor.)An address and some sources are at the end. So, you thought it was the tar that caused cancer...Thi
This Is Me
I just want to say that I am tired of fake people. Friends pretending they care just to get something out of you. I don't have to beg for friends. I do enjoy meeting new people but if a friendship develops I can take it or leave it. Friends are a bonus in life. I would like to think that if you asked any one of my friends what they thought of me, they would say I was a good person and nice, honest, outgoing, strong, and independent. But as of late, the people I have been associating with tend to purposely seek out the negative in other people, avoiding the positive. Then, they try to exaggerate that negative as much as they can. To me, these are not real friends and I made sure that they are no longer a problem in my life. I have a hard time trusting people and making friends is not easy for me because of this. I would like to say to all my friends out there that if you can take me as I am, and like me for who I am and not what I've got...... then I will show you the same respect. To a
This Is Current
Auto 11's On Come warm up, and get 182,000 points Easy rates ~ØTîÑåMã®ïË~ ♥♥§HÂÐÕW LÊVËLÊ®♥♥™ ♪♪@ fubar Click her pic and get your points while they last
Videos
Random Things
A Drowning It's the glare from the reflectionMaking patterns in your eyesIt's the looking back in angerWith every second slipping byUndertow has come to take meGuided by the blazing sunLook at everything around usLook at everything we've done.Please anyoneI don't think I can, save myselfI'm drowning here please, anyoneI don't think I can, save myselfI'm drowning here please anyoneI don't think I can, save myselfI'm drowning here please, anyoneI don't think I can, save myselfThere's a tiny little windowSwarms of locusts fill the skyMaybe I just disappear, If I canKeep my head above the tide.Please, anyoneI don't think I can, save myselfI'm drowning here please, anyoneI don't think I can, save myselfI'm drowning here please, anyoneI don't think I can, save myselfI'm drowning here please, anyoneI don't think I can, save myself
Quotations1
"To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving the peace." President George Washington "I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." Nathan Hale "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty." President John F. Kennedy
For My Friends That Don't Know My Status
Rating Revolution { Member Page Only}{No Friends Request taken unless you are a joining Member!}@ fubar For those of you who may or may not know. My husband just recently started working days again and was on 3rd shift for quite awhile. He works a 4 on 2 off schedule so he is off different days of the week and I spend time with him when he is off. I set my online status to if I'm online aka My lil ole page could use love. If you SEE my status say I'm not here, dinner time, spending time with my family, that means I am not at my desk. I don't log out my fubar. I do leave it up and going all the time. Just because it is up doesn't mean I am here. If my status says I am not here then I really am not here. So if you still SB me your not going to get a response until I return or if you PM me you won't get a response till I return. I've been trying for RR to set it so they know if I am here or not on whether to SB me for links so I have even done "(Off or Off 4night)My lil ole page could use
Thoughts
There are a lot of different things I look for in a guy. Everyone wants something different. = The guy has to be smart for sure. he has to be able to have a decent conversation, without his eyes glazing over. (yes, its happened so many times) = He has to like to have fun. For example, if I get in the mood to go do something like go play volleyball on the beach, or go out for ice
What Else Is New?
My husband hunts & we love eating whatever he gets, such as deer-duck-boar-geese-rabbit an a few others. I make killer ass deer chilli and a mean roast, You'd say Imma cook from hell but thing is there's a few of our friends that does not like to eat wild game an yet one day we had em over for dinner I made BBQ deer with home made fries of course they didn't know what it was & ate it after doing so I told em well needless to say both of them loved it. I'd like to know if any of you guys hunt an if so
Rawrs And Such
Ok, so here is the crazy dream I had last night. It's a long one cuz I wrote down everything so I could remember it. So, it started (I think) with Kara and I walking down a street. Somehow though, we were in this like real life version of the mumms. IDK! You could literally walk up the the MUMM List and be brought to that mumm. Anyways, I don't know what happened but somehow you brought up the fact you were carrying a gun on you and I was like wtf, why? Then I saw a lion. So, I was all like be really quiet and we both laid down on the sidewalk. Then the lion came up to me and I could feel it smelling me. But, then it walked away. I looked up at you, and somehow we were now on opposite side of the street and at an intersection, but we were still laying down. I proceeded to look to my left, where I saw another lion. I looked back at you, looked back at the lion, and quickly laid still. Again, the lion approached me. Instead of smelling me, this lion laying down with its
Miss You Mom!!
Miss you Bad Mom... I lay here at night . wondering and wishing how my Mom is doing in heaven without me. Just wondering and thinking about the things she can see. I miss her down here.. I think back sometimes on the way that we used to be there wasnt a person in this world that could seperate us. I loved her dearly and she loved me the same. I cry so much when I think of her and I feel so horrible for it because I know its not fair to sit here and wish she would have never left when all she felt was pain and suffering. But I cant help but feel this way because Im down here now feeling this hurt and this pain because I no longer have the light of my world....my guardian angel...my rock. I have gone through alot in my last year of life but the hardest was definetly losing my Mom. Watching her slowly get worse and worse was like me waiting for a someone to stab me in my heart slowly watching them come closer and closer each day. It was the worst pain in the world the day I heard them say
Music
Wow, im gonna totally rip this movie apart.
Poetry
... Thine Eyes Bleed ...
To whom it may concern: After recent events, I have decided to take a step back from my life and take a second look at the people i choose to call my "friends". Most of you are acquaintances, some just "hi and bye's", but SOME of you...a very small few.. are the ones who have stolen a piece of my heart and changed my life forever. And these are my letters to you... Dear Fester, I guess i should start by thanking you. You are the reason i am alive today.. and the reason i survived Arizona. There is no other in this world like you, nor would i want there to be. You are my shining star in this black hole i call "my life". You have made me smile.. you have made me laugh.. and you have made me VERY jealous! .. I dunno.. i guess its something about your smile. You have been there for me no matter what.. never turning your back on me once. You have listened to me cry for hours.. get angry at dumb shit.. and rant and rave about the asshole i
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Feldmans Blog
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to all my friends on fubar, if any of u that r single and would like to chat, i have yahoo and texting on my cell. i would like to get to know more about any of u in hope of us meeting sometime, those not in michigan that possibly would move here, to have a woman to love. i'm not rich $$, just the love and affection in my heart and soul. i may not b the handsomest guy in the world, but i am a caring, love man who DOES NOT believe in abusing children or woman. dont judge
Great Love Songs Or Songs Of The Night
Always Suns rise and setMoons come and goStars journey to a distant skyTides ebb and flowClouds form and fadeAs if to silently sayThat all we ever really have is tomorrow’s yesterdayBut there’s something that timewill never ever ownAnd one day time itselfwill have to finally showthat though the winds of change may carry away the daysMy heart will be here holding youalways. -- Terah Cox
Looking 4 Fu Hubby
I AM A GOOD HEARTED WOMAN THATS LOOKIN FOR A SWEET FU HUBBY THAT CAN SPOIL ME LIKE I SHOULD BE I PROMISE TO SPOIL BACK IN ANYWAY THAT MAKES YOUR DAY A BETTER DAY AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE, ALL APPLICANTS APPLY WITHIN, LOVE YA ALL MOLLY,
Want My Points For 12 Hours?
Want My Points For 12 Hours? Well This Is How It Is Gonna Work!
Willie's Birthday Train
Willie's Birthday Train The Rules: 1. Stop by Willie's page, rate the EZ Rate #7 folder of pics... He has an Auto 11s running as well... And lots of EZ rate folders... Start with this one... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Happy Birthday Willie," or something like that... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list... 4. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request. 5. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 6. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... ****************************** Below is the gift tag yo
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I'm a PISCES
Poetry
Meant To Be I have been in love beforebut nothing compares to thisyou've touched my heart and soulIn places others have always missed.There's so much peace and comfortyour whole being brings to meThis love is so complete
Wtf ???
Have you ever had one of those days when you wake up feeling great then someone comes at you with a total mess of nonsense that you THOUGHT was a good friend??? All this about someone complaining that I never stop by and rate their stuff SHEESH Anyone who knows me can tell you that I am always a friend 1st and foremost and I rate people's stuff when I feel like it NOT because I'm told "I do yours so why don't you do mine" You know who you are if you still get my bulletins but I doubt it cuz you deleted me as a friend, fan and family member. I have 2 words for you "GROW UP"!!!
Ramblings Of A Mad Woman (we All Go A Little Bit Mad Sometimes)
P: Well here we are againI guess it must be fateWe've tried it on our ownBut deep inside we've knownWe'd be back to set things straightC: I still remember whenYour kiss was so brand newEvery memory repeatsEvery step I take retreatsP+C:Every journey always brings me back to youAfter all the stops and startsWe keep coming back to these two heartsTwo angels who've been rescued from the fallAfter all that we've been throughC:It all comes down to me and youP+C:I guess it's meant to beP:Forever you and me after allC:When love is truly right(this time it's truly right)It lives from year to yearP+C:It changes as it goesC:And on the way it growsP+C:But it never disappearsAfter all the stops and startsWe keep coming back to these two heartsTwo angels who've been rescued from the fallAfter all that we've been throughC:It all comes down to me and youP+C:I guess it's meant to beP:Forever you and meP+C:After allP:Alway just beyong my touchYou know I needed you so muchC:After all, what
How To See My Nsfw Pictures
International Picture of the Year Here are two very touching photos honored this year
About Me
M & B Personal Assistance Services Offered: House Keeping -Dishes, Wiping down counters & kitchen/dining room table, Dusting, Vacuuming, Sweeping, Mopping, Scrubbing out the bath tubs & toilets, Laundry, Folding Laundry Pet Care -Feeding & Watering your pet or pets, Changing litter, Dog Walking, Brushing a cat/dog's coat out, Taking your pet to a groomer's appointment or to an Veteranian appointment. Lawn Care -Will collect sticks in yard & pile them together, mow the lawn, use weed whacker if you have one to get rid of weeds in yard, spray for the weeds, trim/prune bushes, Running Errands -Grocery Shopping, Picking up prescriptions, Dropping mail off to the post office, Dropping off payment for bills in the local area, Delivering items such as dry cleaning, Taxi for going to appointments such as drs, hair, manicure/pedicure, Taxi for going to the bank, Taxi for going to pay bills, Taxi for going to see friends in the area. Computer Help - Help with shopping online & managing acc
My Poor Mistaken Friend.
My mother is dying. It’s not pretty. It’s not patient. It’s not silent nor unseen. It’s disturbing and unsettling. It’s rambling and shaking and repetition. And it’s happening quickly. My mother’s birthday is March 13, every so often Friday, March 13th; an omen, a gentle warning of nothing more than a day of celebration of my mother’s birth. This year my mom’s birthday fell on the Thursday and that’s okay too. I took her to dinner. She held my hand as she got out of the car. She held my arm as she walked and she clutched me with both hands as she climbed the wooden stairs. When I was a child, I used to jump stairs. I used to scale stairs. To get to dinner, I used to leap stairs. She fed my face, she wiped my mouth, she washed my hands. That night, with my mom, we climbed stairs. Much harder than before. “It’s okay,” I’d repeat after each step, “Almost done.” She held my attention as we talke
I Figured It's About Time.
this website is a fucking joke. first of all, you've got all these old people that try to live their life through a fucking website. THEN you have people telling me that my daily clothes are not appropriate... and may arouse an old man who might just have a heart attack and die... do you realize that i wear this stuff on a daily basis? but i'm not allowed to post pictures of me in my low cut tops [that you can see me out in public wearing]. god damn, i thought this was supposed to be an adult website? but then you give ugly jealous bitches the option to report my image. i'm glad that there are adults out there that are tattle tales, because who else would i have to bitch about? stop being such an uptight fucking cunt... go out, fix yourself up. buy some new clothes [just nothing low cut..because you can't post pics of it], get a makeover, whatever.. just stay the fuck out of my business. i am an adult. i have every right to post pictures of me in a low cut top. oh my god, yes i have bo
Caveat Emptor
The story behind noradsanta.org
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My Version of my CareBears!
Renies
im back hit me up and come chat :-D Name:_______________ Number:_______________ text messaging (yes or no): ______ picture messaging (yes or no): _________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. Can i have your # Title it can i have your number GOOD A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Peoria, IL. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BE
For Her
My tongue was a song filled with emotion the heart searched for a peaceful melody found amongst the melancholy harmonies a song my mind no longer owned My body a restless storm eyes filled with lucid raindrops bones ached to the sound of vociferous thunder angst overwhelmed with the crashes of lightning Her hair was a blanket for her shoulders pallid lace sheltered her skin her hands resembling that of velvet her body resembling that of stone "Death is nothing at all. I have only slipped away into the next room. I am I, and you are you. Whatever we were to each other, that we still are. Call me by my old familiar name, speak to me in the easy way you always used to. Put no difference in your tone; wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow. Laugh as we always laughed at the little jokes we enjoyed together. Play, smile, think of me, pray for me. Let my name be ever the household word that it always was, let it be spoken without effort, no trace of a shadow on it. Life mea
The Embrace
I was not new to the Vampiric ways. All my life I had been interested and intrigued by them. The yarning and desire of the Vampire filled my very soul. A soul that was crying out for something more. Something was missing so I searched and longed to find that place where I belonged, where I needed to be. One night not too long ago my searching came to an end when I was embraced by my Sires Ivorywolf and LrdSilverWolf. I was embraced on August 1st 2006 and my searching is finally over I have found out where I belong. I am new to the Gangrel ways but I am learning quickly. It started out as any other day. I worked the night shift as a cop in New York City. I was sent out on a routine call. We heard about a drug deal going down in the city. I was sent in to bust it up. Just as the deal was going down, something I did a million times, but this time it went bad. I was caught in a fire fight with the dealers. Gun shots going off everywhere. Suddenly, it grows quiet, all I heard were the sc
*tag*
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. Bite my lip when I'm nervous 2. I clean my house next to nakid sometimes even nakid. 3. Change my hair color every 2 to 4 weeks 4. workaholic 5. My bra's and thongs always have to match 6. Sleep nude because I can't stand sleeping in pj's feel like I'm tied up Tag your it Duke961 Capnjack strawdogs makin hay Jody COWBOY Scanner tallgt33
My Every Day Life
~the dorky me~ Current mood:
Story Time
I hear your voice and I open my eyes slowly I’m again lying in the bed. You’re sitting on the edge of the bed. You’re running your hand across my cheek. “Are you OK” “What happened” I ask “You were dreaming I came in and you were crying Thank you Master” “Then it did not really happen?” “What did not happen?” “I used the mind trainer.” “Well let’s just see if you did you horny cum loving slut” You help me out of the bed, holding out an outfit, you tell me to dress. It is not the usual outfit; this one is a navy blue box pleat mini skirt, a white blouse with the top 3 buttons missing, and knee high white tights. The skirt while short is not tight, but the blouse is and my breasts, encased in a push-up bra that leaves little to the imagination, are very visible. You apply my makeup cotton candy color lip stick pink blush, light blue eye shadow, and brown eye liner. My hair which has been grown long is put in pig tails. “Now your dad
My Murder Weapon Of Choice Is......
My score on The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test: Resurrection Machine(You scored 84% Gore Tolerance, 58% Guile, 72% Sadism, and 75% Phys. Strength!)It's hard to imagine any mode of execution that would necessitate your herculean strength, yet at the same time excersize your aptitude for subterfuge *and* express your generosity with the gift of lingering pain! And we mustn't fail to consider your substantial bloodlust. One simple solution is to obtain for yourself a 'resurrection machine'... one that will allow you to slay your victim in one manner, then to bring the victim back to life so as to leverage the variegated excesses of your nature through another means of death... and so on, until your needs and abilities have been explored to full satisfaction. Link: The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)
Friend List
i will soon be deleting people i don't talk too on my list.
Gripes And B**tches
GO AHEAD AND LET IT OUT EVERYBODY NEEDS SOMEBODY TO VENT TO AND IM OFFERING MY SERVICES NEED TO GET SOMETHING OFF YA CHEST THIS IS THE PLACE TO DO IT
Proof Of Stupidity In The World
Military Pay This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through the calculator, I come up with an an
To My Friends And Family
In Loving Memory of My Aunt and GodMother Lila Blas Current mood: sad In Loving Memory Of Lila Rivera Blas My Aunt and GodMother I love you with all my heart. She was a beautiful loving mother and person to her kids and family she was my mothers older sister born Jan 5, 1931 she past away July 13, 2006 of this year. Its hard to think about family passing away when you know them all your life and have stayed with them when you was a little kid, then you find out that they have past away and your heart falls to the floor and to see all your family in pain I want to remember her with the love that she gave to all her family and friends and to remember the good times we had together I will never forget you. You are always in our hearts IF YOU EVER WONDER WHY MY MAIN PHOTO HAS CHANGED TO A MOON IT'S ONLY CAUSE SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY OR A CLOSE FRIEND HAS PAST AWAY NOW YOU KNOW. I'VE ONLY TOLD ONE OR TWO PEOPLE THIS BUT NOW EVERYONE WHO READS THIS CAN KNOW MY AUNT PAST AWAY THIS MORNING 1
Organismss
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he
Contests Im In
well everyone... im in another contest for sexy, and even though theres not alot of comp yet... please show me some love... and for the love of god stop the fucking ones.... cause u all know im not worth amy ones ohh and comment too.. cause they count also so be juicy
So
Went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented ’You’re definitely going to Shit yourself’ chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it again the next day, both of your ass cheeks WILL falloff. Here’s the thing.. I had awakened that morning, and even after 2 cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No ’Watson’s Movement 2’. Despite habanero peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as thunder and lightning. Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the market; a local Wal-Mart grocery store that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits.
What's A Waste
Courtesy of MsTags.com Why didn't the US and coalition forces complete the job in 1991?? Some say that it was because the objective of pushing the Iraqi Regime out of Kuwait was why we were there. I was there and think that the objective should have been to get Saddam before he killed any more people. I am not advocating war, but, I do wish that we had been allowed to complete the mission as we saw it. Now, we have troops dying every day and it is only going to get worse. I feel for the families of the soldiers who have been killed or injured. I also feelfor the millions of Iraqi citizens that actually want us to help them and are afraid to say so. I wish that we had completed the mission.. Maybe I wouldn't feel so guilty when I read about someone getting killed that wouldn't have been there if I had been allowed to do my job. PEACE OUT!!
Suicide
someone very very close to me decided to eat a few bottles of pills and all while i was at work and they were at home. i am crushed. they did not die, but they are sitting in a psyche ward somewhere that no one has the information to give me cos i am not "family". bullshit! i am the only family this person has here. its hurts deep inside that they didnt feel they could come talk to me. hell this person stayed 4 nights at my house last week and had thanksgiving with my family and me. i didnt even know it happend till 24 hrs after he was carted to the hospital. now i have to wait untill the hospital decides to release to know if they are ok or to hear anything. i cant function right. everything i eat tastes like cardboard. i feel useless and i dont know what to do . now because i am bi-polar ppl are here and wont leave me alone. they say i need to be around ppl so i dont go off and do something "stupid". yea i am so upset someone else treied to off themself that i am going to go do it. t
A Christmas Story ( Xxx Rated )
A gift that neither one will soon forget. The door blows closed behind me with a loud bang and a few snowflakes settle to the floor before melting into tiny puddles. Stamping my feet on the welcome mat, I unzip my jacket and hang in on the hook on the back of the door. After stepping out of my boots, untying my scarf, taking off my blue hat, and hanging them all up, I head for the bedroom to get into some comfy clothes. Pulling on my college sweatshirt and an old pair of sweat pants, I complete the outfit with my fuzzy pink slippers and move towards the kitchen. En route, I turn the radio to the all Christmas music station and hum to a favorite carol of mine with the idea of some hot chocolate tempting my taste buds. With water in the teapot on the stove, I stand by the window and watch the snowflakes flutter to the ground. I don’t realize how lost in my thoughts I am until the teapot whistles and I jump. Laughing at myself, I fill my mug full of cocoa and shuffle into the living
Dragonmasters Blogs
Every so often, a little message appears in my shoutbox...normally from a young lady of around 20 years of age.......it looks harmless enough, maybe its someone who is a little lonely and is looking for someone to chat to so as with most I start to chat......well it happened a few minutes ago and yes my second thought was correct........here is the conversation we had......I have removed the young lady's name as I think it is only fair not to disclose who she is....... : hi there Me : Hello : how re you Me : I am well thank you...how are you? : im good what are you up to? Me : nothing much....have just woken up..How about you? : nm hun just chattin and lookin for someoene to watch my camshow later lol Me : How very interesting..cam show..doing what? : anything you want me on cam : no limits. you interested? Me : all depends I guess....... : depends on what? Me : on what I am doing at the time......I have to work in a couple of hours....and have a
Pain
I hate the fact I love you, I hate that I care I hate you for not knowing this, I hate it you not there. I mostly hate our memories, That make me cry each night I hate how all these come about, Each time you are in sight I hate how when I see you, My heart just breaks in two And yet with all the pieces, I know i'll always love you I hate how life goes on, When mine just stays in place, I hate how my world shatters, Each time I see your face I hate it how you did this, And that you know how much I care I hate how you just bring me down with every little stare I hate it how you know, That none of this is true Even though i'm hurting I can't hate the fact, I LOVE YOU The images I can't seem to shake. The memory's still clear in my mind. At any point something triggers them and i fall apart all over again. I hate that you have the power over me. I hate remembering the touch just like you are touching me at that moment. My heart seems to mend and with one
Just Stuff ..
Hi, My father died at 9.30 this morning ( UK time ). Despite the fact that his death comes following protracted illness I am somewhat in shock, my feelings are changing from moment to moment as those of you who have lost someone close may have experienced, it's uncomfortable but entirely normal, I know I have a whole grieving process to go through and know enough about that and myself to know that I will both manage and from where I can get support, I got at least that much from the training etc. I'm certainly not looking for sympathy, I am NOT powerless, but rather some understanding if I dont answer you in the shout box or reply immediately to any other message sent. I may appear online but I may wander off either figuratively or literally. I will of course be away for a while in the not too distant future for the funerel etc but will let you know here as best I can, in other words I may disappear for a bit but I'm sure to return to my great and loving friends here. La
True Signs Of Falling In Love
OK I HAD TO DO THIS ONE SOMEONE ONCE ASKED ME HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR IN LOVE OK WELL HERE YOU GO 1. YOU SAVE AND OR READ THE TEXT MSG OVER AND OVER AGAIN 2. WHEN YOU TALK TO HER/HIM YOU FIND YOUR SELF GETTING LOST IN THAT PERSONS EYES 3. WHEN WITH HER/HIM AND WALKING YOU WALK SLOWER 4. YOU BECOME SHY WHEN YOUR WITH THEM EVEN IF YOUR THE MOST OUTGOING PERSON 5. WHEN THEY ARE TALKING TO YOU OR YOU TO THEM AND YOU LOOK AT EACHOTHER YOU CAN TELL THEY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT THEY DONT YOU MAY EVEN ASK THEM WHAT OR SAY IT 6. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT HER/HIM YOUR HEART SKIPS A BEAT 7. WHEN YOU HEAR HER/HIS VOICE IT BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE 8. EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE SHE/HE CAN BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WITH A LOOK OR HUG 9. WHEN YOU LOOK AT THEM YOU CANT SEE OR HEAR THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU.....ALL YOU SEE IS HER/HIM 10. YOU LISTEN TO SLOW SONGS WHILE THINKING OF HER/HIM 11. YOU HAVE DREAMS OF HER/HIM AND SEE WHAT LIFE
Men And Women
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. One evening a while back, my ex-girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, things start to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department st
General Stuff!
well everyone says my job is so freaking easy and it doesnt take much to do it... i tell ya what i used to do welding, concrete and roofing with my dad and i never did as much manul labor as im doing now...
1st Year Anniversary Of Son's Death!
i have so many emotions running in my head. i cant believe its been a year since i lost my little guy, Daniel. happy birthday and remember i will always love you. I cant believe that a year has gone by so fast. In 10 days it will be year since i lost my son at 38 weeks of pregnancy. Im always wondering what he would look like now and how he and his brother would be playing like champs. It scares me that im soon coming to that point in my pregnancy now, but know he was a part in me getting there. I know hes up there looking down on us and that one day ill be with him again.
Check Out My Profile
O.K. Here's the deal. I've been off of work for two weeks vacation. My last blog pretty much sums up the first half. Now i'm used to sitting around doing nothing. As the time gets closer all i can think about is calling in sick. Well o.k. i need the money so i should just enjoy my final hours of relaxation and go deal with the retards i work with.
The Worest New Years Ever
How do you celebrate the start of a New Year when you have to lay one of your dearest friend down to rest. I apologize to all my friends.. I'm sorry that i ruined your New Years. But it's hard to go on an pretend that she never existed. An To Rose... I'm sorry for all the times I said I was to busy. I'm sorry for all the stupid little fights we had. I'm sorry for not being there in your time of need. No matter what i do i know we can't go back. An it breaks my heart to know that we will never have anymore times together. But while you were here you touched so many peoples lives. I know my kids loved you. I try to think of the many times we had together. When we were 8 an your stole your moms smokes. Man did we hack an choke. The first time we smoked our first blunt together, an our first drink. There are so many firsts that we had together that i will always cherish. But what I guess I am sayin is I Do Love You.... maybe if I said that sooner you would still be here. But only you would
Dreams And Nightmares
in the land between sleep and awake we all have thoughts of hidden desires.most are affraid to act on what we feel and pass it off as a radom thought.but in our subconcious are the things we desire the most.it could be freaky sex with your bestfriends wife or taking that vacation you've always wanted to that place no one talks about.have faith in yourself and take a chance and live your life to the limit..have no regrets and be happy..be yourself...not what others want you to be.
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THINGS THAT IVE LEARNED.... *You can not make someone love you,you can only be someone who can be loved...the rest is up to them *No matter how much you care some people just don't care back *It takes years to build up trust,but less than a second to destroy it *It is not WHAT you have in your life that counts,but WHO you have in your life that counts *You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes,after that you better know something *You shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do,but the best that you can do *It's not what happens to people thats important,its what they do about it *You can do something in an instant that can give you heartache for a lifetime *No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides *Its alot easier to react than to think *You should always leave loved ones with loving words..it may be the last time you see them *You can keep going long after you think you cant *We are responsible for what we do,regardless of how we feel
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I Wanna Know You
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless __________________________________________________ I promise to answer them 100% truthfully __________________________________________________ All questions are COMPLETELY confidential YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU I want to know 26 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with. JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. (male/female answer accordingly) 1. Can you cook? 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite vegetable? 6. What was the last book you read? 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? 8. Any Tattoos and
Hmmmmm
Imagine by Angie M. 8/4/07 When you lay your head down on your pillow tonight, imagine me lying next to you. When you roll over onto your side, imagine me curled up against you. When you wake up to the early morning light, imagine me sleeping peacefully. When you reach over to wake me up gently, imagine me smiling at you. When your lips touch mine in a sweet kiss, imagine my arms around your neck. When you make sweet love to me, imagine me moaning softly. When you get in the shower each day, imagine me there washing you. When you are at work each day, imagine me at home waiting for you. When you look at me with that look in your eyes, imagine me blushing. When you tell me I am beautiful and that you are proud of me, imagine me speechless. When you tell me you love me, imagine me telling you... you are my love, my friend...my world. A LOT HAS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE SINCE THE LAST TIME I BLOGGED ON HERE. I MOVED BACK TO ARKANSAS AND THOUGH I DONT REALLY CARE F
Inside The Mind Of Yours Truly
The Dream, good job, nice house,car, husband/wife, kids, general prosperity. Everybody wants it, a good handful achieve it. The American dream; instilled in our minds early on in life. Other countries model themselves for it, while others want to destroy it. How did this idea become so highly regarded that some people are willing to do anything to have it? No matter what the cost, some of us try so hard to get to that "American Dream" that they can almost taste it, while in the same breath envy those with it already. So how can a person be upset with another who has that "Dream" or are really close to obtaining it? Envious of where they are and where they are headed. To that question I answer, everybody has a choice no matter how difficult it is, to find a path to thier "American Dream". To be envious of another person's ladder climb to that "Dream" seems in my opinion a little shameful and unfair because you have the choice to get to where you want to be. If you really want somethin
Deaths
What Color Is Your Heart
My Job
Just wanted to let you all know that I am going to be focusing a lot more on developing my business. Because of that I may not be coming to see the stashes, photo's, blogs etc. as often. Got to start getting a little more $$$$ rolling in. I hope you all can understand. Much love! I have a new photo album that is titled "Before and After" those are some of my Mary Kay customers that are in my model portfolio. Feel free to comment on them if you wish. I never realized how much of a difference the make-up really makes until I looked at the before and after photos. I've always liked makeup and I've always known it is great for enhancing your best features and hiding your not so desirable features. I just never really saw the difference it can make until I saw the photos. With each and every one of my models they are all beautiful women inside and out but it was amazing how much more beautiful they all looked with the makeovers. Hello! For all of you that don
Thanks For Your Concern!
As I sit here in my lonely room, reflecting on recent events , I am forced to consider the following. After extending all that I have to the people around me, and I do mean everything including mind, body, and soul as well as money , I can not for the life of me understand why it is that a simple " Thank You " never comes to mind for these people. I did not ask for or want anything in return. I didn't do it to have something to hold over someone's head, I didn't do it for any type of accolade, I did it out of genuine concern and compassion. I am truly selfless in this act. I do it to help those a little less fortunate get a little firmer grip on their situation. I am sincere in my desire to be a good friend and helping those in need breath a little easier. With that being said, now that I have extended myself to these people they are nowhere to be found. They don't call, they don't answer my calls, and are never home when I stop by. I am not hounding these people, I am trying to find
Cat Fight
Hi there! To start this off I'll just say that I had a little battle with a feral cat inside my house today. Ultimately, I was able to get the cat released back outside but I did not come away battle scar free. This is true story. It happened within the last two days CAT FIGHT 2/19-2/20 About 6:00PM yesterday I had one of my outside kitties get in the house. It looked a lot like a set of triplets that we have that are gray in color with brown spots. It hid very well until about 8:30PM today. I didn't sleep much last night because I heard it rummaging around the house trying to get out but I could never find it to help it along. Well of course with it being basically a feral cat it was very scared being inside the house with not way out on its own. I saw the three cats outside earlier so I thought maybe it had snuck out during a time frame when I had left both the front door and the back door open for the purpose of it getting out on its own. As I said
Surveys/quizzes
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain67%Passion58%Diamond Eyes33%Mysterious25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
Army Sweethearts
ARMY SWEETHEARTS ARE THE STRENGTH BEHIND OUR SOLDIERS
Misc.
I hate all these phoney peeps in here. They buy there way to the top or flirt. But when you try to promote they dont even talk to you. Hell half the time you are lucky if they rated your profile and one pic. I am on a full wide attack. If you have peeps in your profile that dont repost or respond to your bullentins. Have not sent you a message in weeks, dont rate your shit. I urge you to delete their dumb asses. Why cause then somewhere down the line they will get the message. I personally think tap should take points away from you if a friend drops u. Yeah a few would do it to be jerks. But most the time you would deserve it. So if you fall into this catagory of uber and only talking to 10 peeps but expecting all of us to rate your shit. Then I say fuck off and get a real life.
Malin
Malin, as i think of your grin and my world starts to spin, the wholeness of peace once discerned from sin. the tone that you keep soothes angels that weep. the one as the all before we all equal none. the rise and the fall before its even begun commune with love and become immune to grief that smile breaks your lips as i gather my peace if we can all gather good as i rather you would once we become one what was pain is now numb what was once numb now knows touch as a cycles begun teach peace through our touch, and reach out to everyone. with no pain or grief soon suffering's deceased let it disolve incomplete to evolve into peace we learn the most as we sleep practical peace within reach to some its a voice to all its a choice to me it was an angel disguised as a grin a wonderful gift a women, malin.
Myspace.com Used To Track Sex Offender
POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT Body: POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/thomasm200 contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM,
Not Again
So here it is on Monday 5, 2007. At 4:31 a.m. Dreading tomorrow.. I would rather crawl under a rock an die but i sit here contemplating my life. What have i done with myself? Another year has come an gone already, an I'm still sitting here thinking about life. I know everyone is sitting here thinking.. How old is she turning.... I'm gonna be 24 tomorrow. an a year closer to 25..then to 30.. then 40. I try not to think about all the bad things that have happened to me over my years...thinking about writing a book by the way. The only good things that come to mind are... my kids for sure... my man when he gives me attention... brad...well what can i say about brad. He will always be there. Terrence my Jamaican flame..so hot. Damon..my first internet friend an love. Will never forget you. Made those cold lonely nights up here in Canada more bearable. The list could go on an on but i won't. But i want to say thanks to all the people that i have met on CT. your all awesome people, an your a
Memories Of Winter Dreams
these past couple of weeks i feel like things in my life have fallin apart and some new things are growing closer freindships have started to crumble and lose closeness and i miss this but the outcome has been i have gained someone that is wounderfull for once i feel happy when im with this person although i know many will not like this but they will just have to get over it becuase as i have said since i became single i will be happy and nothing will stand in my way and if they cant deal with that than they can get out the way and shut there mouths and just deal with it or they can grow a pair and voice it eather way im gonna be happy. now as to the freindships that are drifting apart this is particaly my fault becuase i have been working so much and i havnet had the the time or energy to talk as much but i do hope those ppl know that they are still in my heart and my mind and that i miss them very much i was thinking about this last night as i was closing up at work all by my self a
8 Dumb Things Men Believe About Sex
AS PART OF MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION I AM GONNA ATTEMPT TO EDUCATE SOME OF THE MEN ON MY LIST ABOUT WOMEN...lol...NO THIS DOESNT REFER TO ALL OF YOU..BUT MAYBE U MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING TODAYS LESSON~ 8 DUMB ASS THINGS MEN BELIEVE ABOUT SEX.... True story~ I know one guy that told me women have to take a tampon out to pee....no joke....my friends 28 yr old brother asked her if a uterus was an organ or just an "empty space" where a baby could fit....my buddy Dan (who is 33 I might add) INSISTS that the G-spot and the clitoris is the same thing...LMFAO..sorry dan..apparently about 99% of men didnt pay attention in sex ed...so here we go.... 1. THE LONGER I KEEP AT IT, THE MORE SATISFIED SHE'LL BE. um..not necessarily. Some women like quickies and enjoy that...longer isnt necessarily better...which is probably good news for some of you..LMFAO 2. WOMEN NEVER WANT MEANINGLESS SEX. Sometimes chicks are just horny, like you!! lol...Please consider this a possibility. Most of us upfr
A Girl Asked...
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no. She had heard too much. She needed to leave. As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said, "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."
New New New
Hey everyone... so i'm new to this site and am still understanding how to work everything.... so i would like to apologize to those who i don't get back too.... i really appriciate all the comments and will momentarily try and get back to you all. Thanks again everyone for the love and any help! nichole
Bad News
Well... it happened - my dad passed away Thursday morning, right after the two student nurses who came in to clean him up and change his sheets evicted me from his room. It's almost like he was waiting for me to leave. At least he didn't linger in pain for weeks. His last words were to my mother: he said "the boss" when she asked him if he knew who she was. The funeral was yesterday. A couple of you are aware that my father has been undergoing treatment for cancer, specifically lymphoma. Last week, we had to put him back in the hospital for dehydration and disorientation. A CAT scan was ordered because he'd fallen, and something was detected on his brain, so he underwent an MRI and spinal tap. Today the results are in, and they're not good. The growth on his brain is carcinoma, a far more aggressive form of cancer. It would still be treatable if it were more lymphoma, but with carcinoma, there's no point. The only treatment he's getting now is to be made comfortable. The doct
Can This Be?
Oh the love I COULD give, But to whom is it worth giving? Oh the life i COULD live, If it were with me she were living. All alone in this world, with no one to love. My family & friends can only love so much. Where is this woman, I have been dreaming of? I long for her smile, her passion, her touch. She does not exist, or so it may seem. i have given my love, so strong in the past. The compassion I seek is it merely a dream? Because, needless to say, it never did last. -E. Dunphy
Yall Need To Read This Sh....t
This was sent to my girlfrend from a guy that totally runs down our country and our troops even hoping all our troops die in iraq and this is message below is what he said about my girlfriends daughter and the link to his profile is at the very bottom of this bullentin.For those who believe in our country and our troops please try to send this along to all im sure your daughter would love to get a hold of me. im not running this country down its already run down. i hope your kid dies in iraq, just cause your so proud of her fighting and killing " people like me". mohamedq@ fubar *Beer doesnt mind sitting in the freezer for an hour to cool off *You can enjoy beer all night long *Beer doesnt complain when you fart *A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football *When your beer goes flat,you toss it out *Hangovers go away *A beer doesnt get jealous when you grab another beer *Beer doesnt care how much you earn *Beer never has a headach
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Fantasy 2
pretty coed is in a bar just drinking her little fizzy special drink. wait a minute that is me. what the fuck. i ain't naive. "bartender i need a double shot of whiskey. I throw the shot back and slam the shot glass down on the bar almost hard enough to shatter it. You are sitting on the other side of the room when You see me do this and as soon as the glass hits the bar...Your cock twitches, it is telling You that IT is interested in this white piece of meat. so You get up and nonchalantly grab Your drink and walk over to me. You look me up and down in my short short mini-skirt and my skin tight top that leaves nothing to the imagination. You reach out and brush the back of Your hand across my breast and instantly my nipples become rock hard. You say " mmm interesting your tits like Me as much as My cock likes u". i bite back a moan and say Maybe. You tell the bartender to line them up and keep em coming cuz You are gonna get lucky tonight. i re
Mamacitatia
Was going through some old stuff and I found this. Read it back in high school in a Holocaust class and made me think. It's very powerful. "First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade-unionists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a trade-unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out - because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me - and there was no one left to speak for me." --Reverend Martin Niemöller I don't understand how people can be so hurtful and not see they way their words effect other people. I don't understand all the insensitivity. Normally, I brush most things off, but when these heartless words and actions are coming from the one person who supposedly loves you most in the world....then what? Who do you turn to for comfort when this happens? How can you be expected to just deal?
Poetry Corner
I'm sad for you because the children's laughter is too loud. And one day soon, sooner than you think, there will be no children's laughter to hear. I'm sad for you because you spend so many hours doing things other than playing with the children. And one day soon, sooner than you think, there will be no children to play with. I'm sad for you because it was too much of a bother to bathe your children. And one day soon, sooner than you think, there will be no children to bathe. I'm sad for you because the children want to talk to you and be with you and it is an inconvenience for you. And one day soon, sooner than you think the children won't want to talk to you and be with you. I'm sad for you because one day soon, sooner than you think, you'll be an old man looking back and wondering about all the missed oppurtunities to have enjoyed your children. Shalai

well...life happens.... I'm divorced and been so for 3 years now. after 17 yrs of devotion and loyality he couldn't keep his pants shut.
Morph Into What You Are
For Gods sake, why the hell does everybody morph into someone they want to be?
Vampire
In the space between your dreaming, you will show me all your secrets. And with a kiss i will crease your soul and coax you through the glass, melting colors of the night become faint shadows in your eyes and our love will meet for a moment. In place where time retreats in a moment we are joined my need and your desire and moment we are eternal, my ancient heart and your new devotion. I am the one who waits for each, for each days surrender. And the for night with it brief escapes from the prison of this lonely need I can hear the blood course through your veins a rushing wave on distance sea and the sound of your pulse betting a constant ticking in my ears counts out each second of our separation each hour of my longing I am restless in my hunger. For our perfect union but I must wait for night’s release and your love surrender. You call me from your sleep and I arise to your hearts whisper. My path is light by the candle of you skin, a flame on the blood hot moon. I watch you thro
Bullshit
are women so stupid that they think we are stupid. That we don't know when we are being bullshitted? Oh I am sure it goes the other way too. But i just experienced the simplest form of bullshit. Remind me sometime to tell you about this one. Here is how it whent in the chat box.. Pretty lame no name: ahhhh no name: yes had a date that night no name: when did that start the night i lost ya on skype no name: went on my 4th one last night no name: Ohhh really no name: been dating no name: heyyyy what happened to you? yes she is still posting pictures left and right. I took out her name of course. Oh Look even more bullshit... no name: okay well good luck to ya no name: hell i dont know but i didnt want it to happen -no name: like I am copy your pics.. for what? -no name: talked all night on skype hung up and you had a date.. come on no name: everytime i talk to someone it starts something that im not ready for. and no i didnt block you i blocked everyone because som
Hooah!!!!!
You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _________________________ You complain about how
An American In Europe
well i am off in a few hours to sunny(lol) england i have to work at 3 bases there so will be gone for a lil bit....should be back on the 2cd of april and as always will try and take some new pics will miss you all....stay safe ps.will miss you like crazy will call every night i can...you know who you are i leave tommorrow for schweinfurt germany...and then to a base in grafenwohr i wont have internet at either of these bases so will be offline for about 2 weeks...when i get back i SHOULD have a couple days off.Then i will be leaving for Italy...to aviano airbase and then to vincenza...should have internet there.....so soming it up will miss you and will see you all in about 2 weeks
For My Real Friends :-)
I spend most of my time on myspace where they are real friends, the naughty pics do bring me here,LOL but not too many of you talk.. so check me out if ya want? I keep my profile updated there. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=15593755 Tom
This Is America
Like me, you may've received this article several times. I hope that you, as I did, will read it through carefully this time. ...I am not ignorant. I am not racist. I have taught and respected students from many lands. But, our country has changed a lot since the 1980's, and we are losing our national identity. And, we are in danger of losing Christmas!!! ...I recommend serious letters to our elected officials. Just tell 'em you don't want to skip Christmas! --Sincerely, Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone- "YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !! THIS WAS IN A TAMPA NEWSPAPER: If we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? "Think about it All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone.
4th Of July
I just wanted to make sure I was able to wish everyone a very happy and SAFE 4th of July! I know most ppl wont read a bulletin, and unfortunatly I dont have time to send everyone a comment, although I may still try lol. So dont drink and drive, and please remember all of our men and women that fight every day not just in the past for our right to be free. Enjoy your freedom responsibly! Love and hugs!
Learning To Love Again
topherthejoker: MASS ok i know alot dont like mass but i got a good friend over here needing everyones help help her nephew get home safe if you owne a site seen by the world over hit me up ill get yah the info yah need Nick Henry abducted 7-18-08 fron Buffalo N.Y. last seen in a maroon skylark 4 door if yah see or hear anything please contact your local authorities and pray for him to get home safe thers a pic on the site http://www.j-o-k-e-r-s-w-i-l-d.com/index.php ty topher I kneel beneath the same Moon that all the witches of old have knelt before. I am one with them in this sacred light. Hear me O' Diana, Goddess of the Moon, Queen of all witches, for I bear the symbols of the Old Religion. bear me then, and think yet even for a moment upon this worshipper who kneels before you. For I have heard the Strega's story, and I believe the words of the Holy Strega. When she spoke of your beauty in the night sky, when she bid us seek and find you above all ot
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Men
Man what is it with men and there hormones?? Hell they cant remember stuff you tell them the day before but when you happen to forget something that they tell you, They get all pissy BUT yet you cant.. WTH.. I mean COME ON.. Then on top of it They like to do something that pisses you off the most and YET They seam IT is still ok after you tell them you have a problem with it.. So i am wonder do i do the same thing back and see what happens or just leave it alone and be a WITCH... Well Not sure if everyone knows but i am divorced, Have been since November 19th, I have 3 children i love. They are my Pride and joy. I can honestly say i am turning a new leaf in 2010. I have change my attatude on the way i get treat. I live with my ex still till i get a place ( house in both names still unless he buys me out) My Trailblazer is mine but got both names on it unless i pay it off. I divorced him for a lot of reason. 1. Abuse, physical, mental and verbal, 2. The it was always ok for him to lo
Female Ejaculation
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Cruisenights
ol' time bud,show some welcome! http://fubar.com/user/1570451 plan on doing the powertour to Somerset KY from Nashville,take the all original Z,or the the project IROC?
Santa
The Naughty Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house The whole damn family was drunk as a louse Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song And the kid was in bed flogging his dong Ma, home from the cat house, and me out of jail Had just crawled into bed for a nice piece of tail When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter I jumped out of bed to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash Threw open the shutters and fell on my ass The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow Gave a whore-house-like luster to the objects below When what to my blood shot eyes should appear But a rusty old sleigh and two mangy reindeer With a little old driver a pounding his dick I knew in a moment, it must be Saint Nick Slower than snails his reindeer they came He bitched and he swore as he called them by name Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls Quick now, damn it, or I'll cut out your balls. Then u
A Peom For The Sexes
A WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call and not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows the answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
8th In Line, A 4-parter
Sarah is the first to awaken, and her movements in the bed wake me. She explains that she really has to get moving since she needs to be at work in an hour. You wake as she is getting dressed. She comes back to the bed and kisses you good-bye, thanking you for the great time last night, her hand slipping between your thighs for one last feel. I get up and pull on some boxers to walk her to the door. "I'm so glad you came over to talk to me at the bar last night," she says as I pull her close and caress her ass. "I was feeling pretty low due to a recent breakup; you and Izzy were just what I needed at the time. Thanks for making me feel desirable again." "You are so much more than just desirable, I'm just glad Izz talked me into it. Here's the number here at the flat, and Izzy's cell, why don't you give us a call later when you get off work? Maybe we can all get together again before I have to head back to the States." "You sure she won't mind? I'd think she would want you to h
Us Navy Seal Vs Atheist
Two things Navy SEALS are always taught: 1. Keep your priorities in order 2. Know when to act without hesitation A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes". The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!" Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked
Dog Show Judge Has Judged Too Many Dogs!
I went to a dog show today and heard the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life about a judge. I was sitting with a group of Whippet owners and we were watching a group of whippets being judged. One in particular was quite striking and I commented on the head on him and the group of owners started laughing and they said: " yes he does have the perfect head and apparently the softest testicles on any dog!" My mouth dropped , "WHAT?" They told me that apparently yesterday he won again and the judge turn to the owner and crowd and said" This dog has the softest testicles I have ever felt in all my years of judging". The owner of the whippet was so shocked and embarrassed. OMG I said. Well of course this dog won again today and the owners stopped by and said " well we are off to buy some lotion" and shook her head. wow never heard that one!!
Army Mission In Northern Ireland Finally Over
The army's operation in Northern Ireland comes to an end Wednesday after nearly four decades, another symbolic milestone on the path to peace in the long-troubled province. The military landmark, from midnight (2300 GMT) Tuesday, comes two months after self-rule was restored in Belfast following a historic power-sharing deal between former Protestant and Catholic foes. Operation Banner, at 38 years the army's longest-ever continuous campaign, saw more than 300,000 personnel serving, over 6,000 injured and 763 killed by paramilitaries during the bleak years of terrorism and sectarian bloodshed. Omagh By Dave Emmerson Suspicious parked car Fingers pointing Children screaming Mothers Rushing A loud explosion Glass flying everywhere Buildings Collapsing Screams of pain Fill the air Sirens sounding Alarms going wild Innocent people dying
The Joys Of Life
There are many stages to being a mother. From that first month your "friend" doesn't show up to hoping and praying that your 18yo will actually get his HS diploma and get out! I can still remember the fear and excitement when I found out I was pregnant. I was fortunate not to have morning sickness, but my body hasn't looked the same. LOL (ladies, don't you just hate those women who spring back to their pre-baby bodies and not a stretch mark to be found?) After the first glow of pregnancy I moved to the heartburn stage, milk would give me heartburn.....I popped enough tums to never need calcium again in my life! The first time I felt him move inside me, there are no words to express the joy and awe. Then the months move slower and slower. You go from that giddy feeling to get your foot out of my ribs! Watching as his foot moves across your belly to the other side and right back into your ribs again. No sleep due to being so big you can't get comfortable and he decides 3am is a goo
My Life In 1971
I take my basic training at Fort Dix in New Jersey.Take my A.I.T. at Fort Polk LA. On jan.5,1971 I was send to go VIETNAM as 11B10 infantry went to C 2/12 1st AIR CAVALRY spend three month their the 1st cav went home and i went to C 4TH /21 23D INFANTRY DIVISION I spend rest if my time 4/21 11 months and 11day in vietnam. I was grunt in field my hold time you name i did it walk point had m60 ,m79. I just don't talk about it . I came home and spend rest time at Fort Riley, Kansas I'm going VA for all my medial for my back problem and going because if agent orange ,diabetes few any thing . Plus still dealing with PTSD. This only time I write or talk about . The only resent I'm writing about this for our troops today went you came home talk let people know how you feel get help if you need .
Mil Skills Competition
Mil skills competition It starts with an inspection of us and our camp. I am elected to keep the three camp fires lit and fuelled, including the cooking fire which is to have a pot of water on the boil. The rest of the platoon has marched to another location to be inspected. Despite having been out in the field for over a week we must have our combat fatigues clean, boots black, not muddy, and rifles have to be impeccable. Whilst they’re away getting inspected I ensure that all the hoochies are tidy and I raid as many rucksacks as I can to get bottles of mosquito repellent to spray on the fires to keep them burning, because I’m finding that keeping three fires burning bright at the same time (and the water on the boil) is a bit more difficult than anticipated, especially since I have no idea when they’re going to come to our platoon camp to inspect it. They finally come and inspect the camp. They’re impressed with the unfeasibly bright fires but they mark us down fo
Entirely Fed Up !!
so i'm getting really tired of getting attitude, snotty remarks, and plain ole bitchiness from some of my so called "friends" on here. they seem to think my entire freaking world revolves around this stupid computer, and that i have nothing better to do that sit on it ALL DAMN DAY. so when they try talking to me in my shoutbox, and i don't respond, guess what i get from them. not the "oh, guess i missed you" or "guess yer not there". noooo. i get the "why the hell aren't you talking to me?" or "are you ignoring me?" or "if you don't like me, just say so". my faves are the people who get pissed off, not because i don't respond to them, but that i don't respond FAST enough. WTF people ?? first of all, just cause fubar "says" i'm online, doesn't mean i am. i've noticed it takes awhile for that lil beer mug under my name to go away. second of all, i don't always have time to chit chat every time i get on here. i get on real quick, check my messages, and wanna get back off. usua
Drowning
I'm dieing I'M trying I'm crying 'cause i aint got nothing so Dont bother trying to stop me I'm drowning in my own self pity so Stop preaching 'bout livin for a brighter day You know as well as i do Praying never stopped the rain I'ts still rainin on me Im drownin I'm drownin 'cause i aint got nothin so Dont bother tryin to stop me Im drownin in my own self pity so Dont bother wiping these tears away 'Cause at the end of the rainbow it still rains It still rains on me I'm drowning I'm drowning 'cause i aint go nothin so Dont bother trying to stop me Im drownin in my own self pity so Dont bother wiping my tears away 'Cause at the end of the rainbow it still rains Its still rainin on me The hand on the clock keep pointing at me The remote control has a mind of its own I forgotten how long it has been This razor blade feels closer then my own skin Wont someone wipe these tears away It dont matter cause nothing can stop the rain It still rains on me I'm drowni
I Belive
Full Moon
Have you taken the time to step outside tonight? Have you taken the time to look up in the sky? Have you taken the time to look upon the beautiful full moon? If you haven't, you ought to. We often take our natural world for granted. That is why it is in danger. It's a simple thing To just take a little time to look in awe around us. Our full moon tonight is absolutely gorgeous! Our full moon tonight is incredibly big! It glows enough to light up the night. Light up the night to a point you could read a book by the moonlight! How often does it get that bright? Not very. It has a yellowish glow around it. In the photographs I took of it it looks covered in a haze of green. It's a harvest moon. Have you taken the time to step outside tonight? Have you taken the time to look up in the sky? Have you taken the time to look upon the beautiful full moon? If you haven't, you ought to. Have you taken the time to step outside tonight?
Feelin A Rose Die.
Your love is like a dying rose, how much pain,
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OMG!!!! DO YOU KNOW JAK??? WELL YOU SHOULD!!! HE HAS BEEN HERE TWO YEARS TODAY!!! THROUGH LOST CHERRY, CHERRY TAP, AND NOW FUBAR!!! HE DOES SO MUCH FOR PEOPLE ... I THINK IT'S TIME WE LOVE HIM BACK.... HE HAS A LIL WAY TO GO TO GOD FATHER AND IT SURE WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD IF WE COULD GET HIM THERE!! WOULD ALSO MAKE ME SMILE TO KNOW MY FRIENDS ROCK HIS WORLD!! HERE IS TO 2 GREAT YEARS JAK!! LOVE YOU!!! NOW STOP READING AND GO LEVEL HIS ASS!!!! FU-KING~JAK-Naughtyboy to Shelly FU~master to many@ fubar WITH MUCH LOVE, SHELLY AKA DEVIL'S ADVOCATE! http://www.appeal-democrat.com/news/ronald_53288___article.html/cook_gridley.html What happened to Ronald? Statue of beloved fast-food icon stolen from Gridley restaurant By Robert LaHue/Appeal-Democrat August 28, 2007 - 11:10PM It’s not every day Gridley-Biggs police announce an arrest warrant for the Hamburglar. But in a particularly quarter-pounder-with-cheesy crime, the Ronald McDonald statue
Mine
well on another website....a couple of guys asked for my number...we had chated for a quite some time so i figure okay kewl no worries....well i got a call from unknown number and i don't answer those...so it goes to voicemail...i check it and i guess she was looking for becca (name i use on the other site) that the number was saved on her phone but she call in unknown...well if she really wanted the truth she would have not blocked the number or it wasn't her phone it was saved under...either girl thinks i'm stupid as all get out and she got the number from his phone and blocking her number....or this dude is got some bad aweful game....lol...so the lesson to be learned here is to always keep ur phone locked and never save an number from the opposite sex in ur partner's phone.....big big no no!!! He was a great person and loved everyone around him with all of his heart, passion and soul. He was loved by everybody that knew him even if just for a few minutes.... Man dies after tru
September
It occured 2 me that i hadnt blogged n a while.That wud b cuz all ive done 4 the last month is work and sleep leaving me a precious few minutes morning and nite 2 visit the fubar.And now 2day on my one day off im sick and running a temp! Arrgh-poor,poor pitiful me,lol! xox
This Is For A Very Special Person..they Know Who They R
I LIVE FOR THOSE WHO LOVE ME, WHOSE HEARTS ARE KIND AND TRUE... FOR THE BRIGHT HOPES LEFT BEHIND ME, AND THE GOOD THAT I CAN DO. A FRIEND IS A SOLACE IN GRIEF AND IN JOY A MERRY COMPANION If nobody cared just a little about you and nobody cared about me, and we stood alone, in the battle of life, What a dreary old world this would be Life is sweet, just because of friends we have made and the things which in common we share. We want to live on, not because of ourselves, but because of the people who care. It is doing and giving for somebody else on which all of life's splendor depends. The joy of this world, when you've summed it all up, is found in the making of friends. We always think that our lives will be perfect, especially when we bring a newborn child into the world But sometimes...."God" has different plans for us... Sometimes God gives us an angel and doesn't tell us. Until afterw
My First Contest
u do this but............ here is the link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=161910&albumid=571009&i=237511725 THX in advance 4 aanyone who comments
Heart Broken
In A Place Were I Do Dwell I Met A Girl Who I Got 2 Know Very Well She Came And Took My Heart From Me Now She's Willin 2 Set Me Free Now I Know The Reason Why The Otha Guy Was More Handsum Than I I Ran Home And Cried On My Bed Not A Single Word Was Said When My Motha Came Home She Ran Upstairs The Door She Broke Too Find Me Hangin From A Rope She Got A Knife And Cut Me Down And In My Jeans This Note She Found Dig My Grave Dig It Deep With In Marble Stone From Head Too Feet And Place A Dove At My Feet 2 Show Da World I DIED 4 LUV
Me.....lonely
I'm back isn't anyone interested in a fubar marriage with me lol??????
Hello
Every night in my dreamsI see you. I feel you.That is how I know you go on. Far across the distanceAnd spaces between usYou have come to show you go on. Near, far, wherever you areI believe that the heart does go onOnce more you open the doorAnd you’re here in my heartAnd my heart will go on and on Love can touch us one timeAnd last for a lifetimeAnd never go till we’re one Love was when I loved youOne true time I hold toIn my life we’ll always go on Near, far, wherever you areI believe that the heart does go onOnce more you open the doorAnd you’re here in my heartAnd my heart will go on and on There is some love that will notgo away You’re here, there’s nothing I fear,And I know that my heart will go onWe’ll stay forever this wayYou are safe in my heartAnd my heart will go on and on Listen to Songs:
Levein Up
a yahoo sexbot is on the lose here on fubar. nuttin wrong with that. it started out innocently at first i should of carefully thought it though before adding this bot to my messenger i will remove that person. im posting this to warn anyone on my friend list so no one else gets took by this person. heres the link to her profile andreajoy69@ fubar im not pissed bout this or anything like that just posting this to warn everyone heres the conversation on yahoo larry somers (2/10/2009 3:06:06 AM): hey andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:06:21 AM): hey larry somers (2/10/2009 3:06:38 AM): whats up? andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:07:11 AM): great and chillin andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:07:13 AM): and you larry somers (2/10/2009 3:07:41 AM): im good and surfin the fu andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:08:52 AM): ok andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:08:54 AM): thats good larry somers (2/10/2009 3:09:02 AM): yea it is andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:09:15 AM): yeah larry somers (2/10/2009 3:09:17
Empathy--- What Is It???
Empathy - what is it? 1. Empathy is the ability to recognize, understand and read the emotion of another person. A simple way of describing this would be to say you put yourself in anothers' shoes. You are literally doing this and in turn it could be said that you are resonating with the other person. Some people can do this voluntarily and others do it accidentally. The process involves the ability to read in others, the energy and subtle differences in frequency associated with the range of human thought and emotion. Most people don't understand how this process works but when it comes to helping others it's enough to just recognise you have a gift and that you are sensitive to others. 2. Empaths often have telepathic ability which means that your ability to 'read' is enhanced. Some empaths have a deep sense of 'knowing' which further enhances their ability to read another person. This is very useful because people are complex and often display a persona over many layers of
Hauned House
I took my son to the Jc's haunted house last night it was fun! First of all my son is not sscared of anything. Last night the monsters had my son junping and not letting go of my jacket. the jc's set up there haunted house with a movie theme. there was the saw room, psycho bathroom, pin head was walking around. There was Afew tunnels to crawl through and a slide. At the end was a maze of solid black plastic that you had to make your way around and out the other side. It was cool! My boy said he wasn't scared we will just go with that! trying to build a kid (7 to 11) friendy haunted house using 4 10x20 carports and boxes. I need help with things I can use for props. I thouht with all these twisted minds something cool could be made! Well it's the day after and I think the haunted house was good. Had some good and bad. The kids that said it sucked went through 4 times. Must not been too bad. I had fun!
Things I Hav To Say!!
IF U HAV PROBLEMS WIT MY PICS...THEN PLEASE BASH UR FACE AGAINST THE WALL INSTEAD...I HAV DECIDED TO PUT UP SUM SUM BEAUTIFUL CUBAN ART...ART!!...THAT IF UR OFFENDED BY ART THEN PLEASE ENTERTAIN URSELF WIT UR PRIVATES AND A CHEESE GRATER... THE NEW YEAR IS ALMOST UPON US...NEW THINGS R JUST AROUND THE CORNER...THIS PAST UR WE MADE NEW FRIENDS...LOST A FEW FRIENDS(R.I.P MARSHALL)..LEARNED NEW THINGS..SHARED LAUGHTERS...TEARS...FOUGHT AND LOVED...REGARDLESS HOW 2007 ENDED FOR ANY OF US...ITS ANOTHER CHAPTER CLOSED.....A YEAR TO REMEMBER...AND LEARN FROM......HAPPY NEW YEAR MY FRIENDS THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO UDATE...REDO....MY FRIEND AND FAMILY LIST...IF U WANT TO STAY ON PLEASE HIT ME UP WIT A MESSAGE...I GONNA REPOST THIS THRU OUT THE WEEK...HOPE U HAD A GREAT WEEKEND
Hiding
through recent times...i have had many ups and downs in life...hurt,cry,laugh,happy, all those moods. I have come to a point to say sorry to all that i have hurted. I have not meant to do so. I am only human, we all are not ourselves most of the time when on net. So to all on the net that i have hurted, i do apologize. In the real world..i say sorry also. I am going on a new journey to find out what i was meant to be here for. I feel right now there is no reasoning for me...i am a black sheep who hides...with my walls to push people away... Once again i find myself fucking up.... i feel as though i find the "right one".. and yet i let myself self put up these horrible walls and push them away....i know i have not been the best person....i have done my wrongs...who hasnt...no one is perfect. I feel as though i should stop searching...but yet i wanna settle and stop being lonely...how do i let these wall tumble down from all these past episodes?...i hate who i am I FIND IT VERY AMUSING
Wife Beaters
Come one come all Come to REDS HOT SPOT for a friendly night out with added attractions will make the lads eyes light up....... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for
One Best Friend!!
IT'S HARD TO FIND A FRIEND WHO'S SO CUTE, HONEST, LOVING, GENEROUS, SUPER INTELLIGENT, SWEET, SEXY, N SO FREAKIN HOT!!!! SOOOOO, UMM, DON'T LOSE ME!!!! I have the most colorful friend! She comes with the craziest stuff. However if your one to blush easy she's not one you may be able to handle. But shes my best friend, and the best entertainment that my could buy!!! Anyone have a friend like her?
Thoughts
Why do people you consider friends do a complete about-face for no apparent reason? They claim to have feelings for you then suddenly stop talking, won't even take a message from you or give you any kind of explanation as to why. It hurts and pisses me off at the same time. It adds stress, when I don't really need more. Between work and school I barely have time to breathe. Anyone have ways of dealing with similar situation? It's been a bittersweet and difficult time for me for 12 years.
~krys~
My Stories
This is a story from my incredibly boring job. I work with mentally challenged individuals, who at times can become violent. That is just one of the perks of the job. Well, one day during the summer, I was working in a home with Michelle, taking care of 5 other individuals. Normally, there is another person working with us, but since it was a nice summer day, people decided to take advantage and have a 3 day weekend by calling out on that Friday night. So, it was just Michelle and I all night. I guess I should start off by describing Michelle. She is about 5'1" and a little on the chubby side. Not fat by any means, just a little chub due to being in her mid thirties. What she lacks in a flat stomach, she more than makes up for with an incredible chest. Her breasts are easily a 42 DD and she normally dresses to show them off. Not in a slutty way, mind you, but just a fun dresser. During the winter, Michelle will normally wear jeans and a shirt that is either tight or low cut. Nothing