Cubby's Blogs
Having a chat in shoutbox got me wondering. I have one person on this website, that everytime i see him i cringe. I completely hate him. I find myself alienating my friends that have recently added him, and i know that sounds childish. But i just hate seeing him around. My mood totally changes, from good to angry. Am i the only person this happens too? Yes i should grow up and deal with it, it's just a website. But it affects me so bad that i just can't help it. So instead of telling people how i feel, and why i don't visit anymore, i just dont go. So if you dont see me on your page, now you know why. I don't blame you, or even him. It's me. Hope you understand. So is it justme? Do you have people like that? Or is Emo Cubby just lost his mind again? Your thoughts?  So i was FORCED (dared)to watch Micheal Moore's movie Sicko last night. I have hated the man for a long time, but was told this was a must watch due to a conversation we were having.  And although everyone has a ri

To All My Friends
SORRY THAT I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG BUT I HAVE BEEN WORKING AND TAKING CARE OF PERSONAL MATTERS I HAVENT FORGOTTEN ANYONE ON CHERRY TAP. . I HOPE THAT YOU COULD ALL UNDERSTAND THAT MY FAMILY AND PERSONAL LIFE COMES FIRST AND FOREMOST I WILL TRY AND BE ON HERE MORE OFTEN AND FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE BEEN CHECKING UP ON ME AND SHOWING ME LOVE I MY ABSENCE THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU ARE ALL APPRECIATED!!! MUCH LOVE RAMONA! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com I'M DELETING PEOPLE OFF OF MY FRIENDS LIST AND ONLY KEEPING THE ONES THAT SHOW ME LOVE AND CHAT WITH ME SORRY FOR EVERYONE ELSE. . . I WANT TO THANK THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE STUCK WITH ME SINCE I JOINED AND FOR ALL THE LOVE YOU GUYS SHOW ME THANKS FOR BEING REAL AND STAYING THAT WAY AND FOR BEING FRIENDS YOU STAY ON MY LIST. MUCH LOVE RAMONA!!!! this asshole dirt bag called me a "fucking spic bitch" because i didnt want to see him naked or his dick on cam. . . . and continued to curse me out because i told h

Sluts!
My boyfriends ex sent him pictures of her nasty pussy when she's engaged to be married..PLEASE feel free to comment on her man's page on what a Whore she is...thanks to all my true friends.. http://www.myspace.com/supersurveyor3000 Here is his URL...She needs to stop thinking about my man and worry about her own man!!I personally think they have tooo much freakin' time on there hands and don't have anything better to do then to text message other people. If you don't want picture on the internet,,keep your pussy private!!!!

Teardrop On My Guitar
He looks at me. I fake a smile so he won't see. What I want and need And everything that we should be I'll bet she's beautiful. That girl he talks about, and she's got everything that I have to live without He talks to me I laugh 'cuz its so damn funny But I can't even see anyone when he's with me He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right. I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night. He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar. The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star. He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do. He walks by me. Can he tell that I can't breathe? And there he goes, so perfectly. The kind of flawless I wish I could be. She better hold him tight, give him all her love, look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky 'cuz.. He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star He's the song in the

Tippity Tap!
Today is a sad day and the end of a semi-gay era. That's right, the man-purse i have had for nearly 8 years is going into retirement. To understand the sentiment behind the man-purse is to know a little bit about it's history. You see the man purse originated or so it was foretold that it that it was constructed by the "Spirit of the Kangaroo" herself. She and her fabled "Joey of Mischief" constructed the bag to be the ultimate in carrying apparel conveniently made of a combination of canvas and various other fibers. After construction the "Roo Spirit" for short could not find anyone manly enough to carry the bag. Losing heart that she would never find a man that was manly enough to carry this bag, she sold it to a small shop in Sydney, Australia that sells canvas backpacks and satchels...I am told by my friend Richard that our visiting friend Jared picked it up at a handsome price. Jared came to visit America and the bag accompanied him on the journey, not to be

Km's Bitchfestz
i prolly should'nt be doing this cuz i know alot of the people here on this website or any other website is christan and stuff....but i am pissed off and if i don't vent right now..i am gonna explode..and not in a good way ether. yasee one of my best friends happens to be a lesibain (gay girl) and damn proud of it..she wants to get married and have a family with her future wife whoever it may be..and i support it 100% but now when people like that are open and acceptable to it now...thats when the nazi bigots start to fucking talk about "marrage should only be between a man and a women and not between gay or lesibians" okay..so let me get this straight, Carrie Prejean what you're trying to say is YOU WANNA TAKE AWAY AN AMERICAN FREEDOM DO HAVE A HOLY UNION BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID SHIT THAT WAS WRITTEN IN A FAIRY TALE BOOK!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? and people wonder why i've been on the whole freedom train lately. i support gay marrage hell i think it's fucking awesome that now

Deb
Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsHappy New Year to "Everyone"Well the holidays are now over "but" I'm still celebrating and I am celebrating "BIG" I just wanted you all to know that I am hosting "2" Happy Hours , yes 2 lol, I am will turning a whopping "51" Januarty 5th. So starting Sunday Jan 4th I will active auto 11's at 6am and will be running them thru Tuesday 6am. I will have some new folders to rate for the auto's and some new pics of me that I will open up during my 2 different Happy Hours.I have over 2000 pics to rate, so there are tons of points for YOU and Me. Thanks so much for celebrating with me.It's always fun to see old "friends and making new ones along the way. Thanks again your friend always, "Diamond Deb" Hi to EVERYONE, Well I must tell you, I have had the most AWESOME 48 hours on this site I have ever had! So I wanted to take the time to tell everyone who came out to my page during my auto 11's and my happy hours on Sunday and Monday, THANK YOU SO MUCH for rati

My Thoughts And Things I Wrote..
you know youre inlove when,first off when, you have a fight or a arugement this is what happins. you cant sleep or eat or even get ya mind off the person and you keep saying to youre self damn why i say that how i let it get that far. ya figure things would be ok cause they told you they love you more then anything and no matter how bad we fight ill still never leave you and that they will always be there no matter what, well that dont always help, you still think about all the negative shit. and it hurts more then anything and you keep thinking that shit, and ya wonder have they moved on do they still love you do they still want to really be with you, ya wonder if theres some one else, ya know all the bad shit that could happin ya think that i mean her parents could have got in the way and got in to our lil dispute and messed thinsg up you still 4 give and you keep trying . ok now second reason ya know youre in love. is when things or going great there no problems you feel fuull

Blog Virgin
This is my first blog. Ever! I've never blogged before. What do you blog about? I'm blog blocked.

Blandness
So, I have recently done some chatting with people in my state- New York and all the ugly memories are coming back. See, my fiancee and I agreed that we want to try having an open relationship... I hate all the insecure idiots who say "I'll leave you alone, sorry to bother you" if I fail to respond to their IM within 30 seconds. Hey. Hey, you! Get a fucking life, you douche, I was just taking my dog out to pee. Or the fuckers who will choose to stop talking to me after they learn I am 8 years younger....bitch please, I have two kids, I'm probably way beyond your maturity level,and it shows because most mature intelligent people don't choose to end a conversation based on age. What about... the Douche from NYC who knows of absolutely NOTHING outside of the city.... including the name of a major bridge that takes you across the hudson. Seriously? I lived fucking 20 minutes away from you a couple of years ago and you have never heard of the town? Oh, your a new yorker, you are s

Anything
Time to share is always there I peered thru life Ever avoiding strife But now am undone My barriers broken For one has found me Reached in and unbound me His love has burst my bonds And set music to my songs His need for me And mine for him Has made my Winter Spring A new start With hammering heart We color the world with our dream Nothing is as it did seem He - my rising sun. Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!! You Can

Bad
NSFW IS NSFW IF YOU DON"T WANT TO SEE DON"T LOOK NOW HOW IS THIS BLOG NO BAD WORDS HERE THANKS

Things For Today
LIFE HOW DO YOU LIVE IT DO YOU LIVE IT LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW OR DO YOU TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME THINKING YOU WILL SEE TOMORROW.I HAVE TRIED TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST EVERYDAY TO BE HAPPY ONE. YESTERDAY I GOT SOME BAD NEWS THOUGH WE WERE NOT CLOSE BUT WE WERE STILL FAMILY AND HE WAS SO YOUNG TO HAVE HIS LIFE END SO SHORT. JON JON HAD HIS HEATH ISSUES BUT HE WAS TRYING SO HARD TO FIX IT SAVING AND WORKING SO HARD TO SAVE MONEY FOR GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY. HE WAS MORBIDLY OBESE BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM FROM BEING THE PERSON THAT HE WAS. HE HAD BEEN WORKING SO HARD TO SAVE MONEY TO GET HEALTHY BUT I JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR HIM. I'M GONNA MISS YOU JON JON YOU WERE FUNNY AND YOU WERE THE BEST MY FAVORITE WAS ALWAYS ENDING UP AT THE SAME PARTIES AND STANDING THERE ACTING LIKE WE HADN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN FOREVER ONLY TO SHARE A SHOT AND A BEER AND CHILL OUT. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU JON JON AKA THE BIG WORM IN MY EYES YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A GOOD PERSON. HELLO ITS ME YOUR FULL

Transformation Through Meditation And Awareness
Ocean Meditation Like us, the sea is ever-changing. And, like us, the earth’s vast oceans appear at a distance to be stable and homogenous. But beneath the mask of solidity that both we and the sea wear, there lies unpredictability, sensitivity, and power. There is much we can learn from the ocean, representative as it is of our inner landscapes. The rough sounds of the sea’s waves are spiritually soothing, and its salt can purify our physical selves. Yet not everyone has the luxury of living by the shore or even visiting the coastlines where water and land meet. The ocean, however, exists in our conscious minds, put there by images we have seen and descriptions we have read. Wherever we are, we can access that mental image and use it as the starting point from which we can help to heal our emotions by meditating on the sea. To begin, gather together any ocean artifacts you may have on hand. Seashells, a vial of sand, beach glass, stones rubbed smooth by the pounding su

Poems
look at yourself, see your wrist with that twisted scar? get a blade, go down a trail thats been traveled before feel the warm rush, see the world spin, life fades blood trickles, go on taste it think it needs some salt? everything is your fault colors blur together, your useless life is over Kisses whisper in the dark Roaming hands read my mind Bodies wanting, shivering Combining as one Sweat stinging the eyes Released Passion heats up the night Morning has come Dont want to say goodbye A lonely heart Trying to find That beautiful soul To share my life BY Jennifer Boggs Its your face in the moonlight, memories of you rushin in I cant fight, the feelings inside when I think of you, lying awake is all I can do. When your smile takes a hold of me, I get lost in an open sea, I'm touching you,

Musings...
don't request just lay back let yourself happen vascilating slowly like alcohol does to your thoughts, only now it's everything; body, mind and heart swept up in the frenzy in flesh lies so many surprises, in touch hides so much more than the sense of; lay back don't request don't look for don't look at give me life dig deep to find it; find the life hidden inside this bitter crust; dig deep find it then rip it from my chest. When I went to bed last night, I made a wish for you. I closed my eyes and tried real hard, To make my wish come true. All night I dreamt of nothing else, Than your sweet smiling face. Once again I was with you, In your warm loving embrace. When I awoke, and looked around, You were still not here. I spent another lonely day, Without you anywhere near. And when I go to bed tonight, I'll make a wish for you. I'll close my eyes, try real hard, And hope you're dreaming & wishing too. I look at the sunset

To My Lil One, A Daughter I Shall Never Know Again
I remember your smile and your laugh Everytime you asked for me. I remember your arms wrapped around As you called me Daddy. Its hard to imagine you else where now But its something i must do. You may not be in my life And im not suppose to think of you. But i cant help but look at your picture And be reminded of how much i love you. You are no longer a part of my life Your mom now is someone elses wife. Maybe one day you will remember me. And all the things i would have liked to be. But if you dont, i dont blame you. There was nothing i could do. I just wanted you to know Even though you cant hear me. I do still love you.

Blogness...
never cook cookies in the toaster oven... they dont come out too well... ... *sad face* 1. Where you and I met: 2. Take a stab at my middle name: 3. How long you've known me: 4. The last time that we saw each other: 5. Would I ever go sky diving? 6. Your first impression of me upon meeting me/seeing me: 7. Am I funny? 8. My favorite type of music: 9. Can I sing? 10. The best feature about me: 11. What do I want to do more than anything? 12. What is one thing that you think I should do? 13. Do I have any special talents? If so, what are they? 14. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else? 15. Have you ever hugged me? 16. My favorite food: 17. Have you ever had a crush on me? 18. If there was one good nickname for me, it would be: 19. Your favorite memory of me: 20. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, I would bring:- 21. Do I believe in God? 22. Who is my best friend? 23. Will you repost this so I can fi

How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffers support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plain things you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!  It is from an orthopedic surgeon............. This will confuse your m

Friend
"Dream" of what you desire in life. Write your dreams down on a piece of paper that only you will see. Keep your list in a safe place so that you can review your dreams often. Take your "dream list" and turn it into a practical list; state your goals simply. Be sure to include a deadline date and the specific outcome you want. Do not be vague when establishing your goals. Review your goals several times every day for at least a week, thinking of strategies that you will employ to accomplish what you want. Make a note of those strategies you will use, putting each beneath its appropriate goal. Tell yourself, when alone, what your goals are and how you will achieve them: "I will have $2,400 in my savings account by the end of this year by cutting my expenses by 10 percent and depositing $200 into my savings account each month." Visualize each day the achievement of your goals: "I have $2,400 in my savings account. I can see the figures in my savings book." This will provide y

Hate
Today I must say was a very bad day. I spent the morning on the computer still from the night before I finally decided to get some rest about 9:00 A.M. this morning and laid down on the couch. I woke up around 1:00 P.M. got on the computer and have been here since then except for about 20 minutes when I went to scronic aka sonic to get me a coney dog. In the time I have been on here I have realized quite a bit. People aren't even what they bring themselves to be. At this point and time I feel there is only one person I can really trust telling my thoughts and feelings to. You know who you are if your reading this. Again in the hours I have spent on here today Ihave spoke to a lot of people on yahoo messenger as well as on my shout box and messages from people on here. I managed to get played a fool 3 times today by 3 different guys. I will go into more detail about that later on down this blog. I managed to lose one of those guys as a friend a very good friend at that and t

TEQUILA AND SALT This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that

Only On Thanksgiving!
Recently I have had an individual, after months of not hearing a word from them, pop up & ask where have I been. I didn't say that I had removed them from my friends list a month ago because I could never get a response when I wrote. This brings up a point I feel needs to be addressed. I came to fubar to have fun & meet new & interesting people. It seems many people here just want to "collect" friends, but not willing to get to know them. That in itself is their business. But please tell me if you are too busy to respond, I resent being ignored. I now go through my family & friend lists every couple of weeks & remove individuals that feel I am not worthy of their time. Nothing personal, just that there are good people here that I could be chatting with instead of making futile attempts at contacting people that are just hunting for points. Enough said!

Grand Rapids
Here i find myself on a tuesday night, out of town, away from friends and family for the second and thank god the last night. Sharing a room with an older gentleman named chava. He has worked for us for several years and is really a great guy. However he is pushing my patience to a limit. Yesterday i bought him dinner, as i did today. Yesterday was Kfc ,, today was Subway. Right now i have the bathroom fart fan on trying to rid this lil room of the ass he has been dropping. A nice pungent mix of chicken and subway blt. The windows are secured or frozen shut and the stench is inescapable. Omfg! He dropped ass again!!! wtf! Room service,,, 1 jumbo cork! stat!! The friggen paint is peeling!!! Its pissing me off!!!!!!! I may be gettin a separate room. My stomach just cant handle much more!! Damm,, i clicked my heels together 3 times,,, guess what?! I didnt friggen go home!! At least in this motel i have semi-functioning wifi and the beds are not broken like the ones from last night

Nasa Tv
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Trials And Troubled Waters
Hello Fubarians....let me pose a question to all of you...thsi goes to you as well mr baby jesus...what constitutes a Bling Chaser??? let me present some facts... Fact 1: When Fubar (Formerly known as Cherry Tap), there was no blings about...so anyone who was part of thsi site had towork hard in setting up a page, getting known out there by word of mouth and networking..also in the simple case that there were only 25 levels at that time from freshmeat to godfather..the one thing everyone wanted to be..now that cherrytap..now known as FUBAR has evolved and become a new site almost entirely new levels came about and with having a limit of 2500 pictures including teh nsfw ones, thats a lot to rate. which is probably the reasons for the new toys called blings...help to rate faster, make pages more artistic to oncoming lookers and vets of both sites...fubar and cherrytap Fact 2: Blings...every knows them..Everyone wants them.....but how do you go about getting them without having to one

Love Of Friendship
This has been a week that I won't soon forget~~but I was saved by an awesome friend that I adore~~Loco is a smart young man starting his own pc business~~I thank you dearly for saving me each and every time loco~~you so rawk!! Everyone go show him some love plsss~~he is so deserving~~ locohammerhead@ fubar The business is still in the making but purchases can be made~~Here is the link to that also~~ www.getcyberware.com You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? broken 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? deceased 5. Your father? ill 6. Your favorite thing? babies 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? dew 9. Your drea

Oh Little One
Oh Lil One, oh lil one How you ponder my mind I wonder what secrets You hide behind blue eyes In your pure innocence You boggle my mind Always finding joys In the darkest of minds There's a world anew Hidden deep within you Protected by your eyes That are so heavenly blue Oh Lil one, oh lil one How you ponder my mind As we wonder what secrets You may hide behind your blue eyes My little daughter was the muse for this creation of words that flow threw my mind. This is something that is very special to me. So please be respectful towards it. Thank you. Wrote 1~16~2008

Come Own Me In The Auction
Come and bid on me in the Haunted Passions Staff Auction....... I know you want to own me so come on and bid on me....... http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2504312413 COME BID ON ME IN THE AUCTION....I MIGHT EVEN ADD SOME THINGS TO THE OFFER ....

If Ya Didnt Know Read So U Know Now
50 Things Girls wish Guys knew!!! 1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models. 4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 5. There is no such thing as spooning. 6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D. 7. This is how we see it.. Don't call = Don't care. 8. Which also means if we don't call, take the hint. 9. We like you to be a little jealous... but overly possessive is not necessary. 10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on. 11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face). 12. Foreplay is not an option... it's a prerequisite. 13. We're allowed to be late... you're not. 14. Eye contact is key. 15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do. 16. Laugh at

My Writings
wrap my mind in madness wrapped my heart in darkness my dreams have become my unknown silenced my dreams of unwanted beings I have sight but never been shown my soul is shaky, my head heavy I continue to walk alone noone beside me, noone to guide me home i call to the night who now is my only friend ask for a way to help me around this troubled bend to show me the way to the shining light where it is warm, and wonderously bright it is cold here in the shadows i want to be laid in the warm meadows where my body and soul at one be at peace but cant be done if my mind is the beast Vampress Current mood:  cold Category: Writing and Poetry I walk amongst the damned, the forsaken they say I live by the night, forbidden from the day the hunger consumes every part of my being I yearn to see the innocents hearts beating I lick and kiss his salty skin before I sink my teeth into him the blood flows down my throat, and fills me with adreneline the sensuous aroma of his blood

~dj Dragan~
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Lisa's Scrap Book Of Musings And Things
I thought this was pretty interesting, its a good read.   The Urban Legend NASA APPEARS TO PROVE GOD'S WORD For all you scientists out there and for all of you who have a hard time convincing many of these individuals regarding the truth of the Bible ... here's something that apparently gives evidence of God's awesome creation and demonstrates that He is still in control.   Mr Harold Hill, President of the Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore, Maryland, and a consultant in the space program, relates the following development. I think one of the most amazing things that God has for us today happened recently to our astronauts and space scientists at Green Belt, Maryland.   They were checking the position of the sun, moon, and planets out in space, where they would be 100 years and 1000 years from now. We have to know this information, so we won't send a satellite up and have it bump into something later on during its orbits, since they're impacted by these astronomical issues. We

Just Dumb $h!t
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot

Own Me
Owned By on Profile Page 400 11's during HH (50 per day x 4 during Happy Hours) Rate Up to 750 stash during Happy Hours (maybe all of them if you have more) Pimpout on Profile 5 Morphs or Custom pics (If You have good pics maybe more) Permanent Pimpout in Blog 1 Bulletin Pimpout click the pic!

Hey Guys Do Me A Favor
K IM SETTIN A GOAL I WANNA SEE HOW MANY ROSES I CAN GET SO SEND ME ROSES LOL AS GIFTS

Pimp Out
Ok all friends and family. Here is your chance to meet one of the realest people on here. She will always have your back. Will be there for you when you need comfort or just need a friend to talk to. Please Fan/ Rate/ and Add you will be so happy you did. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo BhamBuggy ~Phoenix~@ fubar Ok all friends and family. Here is your chance to meet one of the realest people on here. She will always have your back. Will be there for you when you need comfort or just need a friend to talk to. Please Fan/ Rate/ and Add you will be so happy you did. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo BhamBuggy Mèmºî®è ™ Ñè׆ кº®~ Fµ ♥² §îñ@ fubar

Random Jokes
THE ABC's OF EX-WIVES A is for Alimony ... the gift that keeps on giving. B is for Balls ... which are now ours again. C is for Court ... where you finally find out the meaning of a good screw. D is for Divorce ... the alternative to ax murder. E is for Equitable Distribution ... another oxymoron. F is for Flatulence ... finally we can let loose without being criticized for causing the flowers to wilt. G is for Gandhi...someone you could actually say had lost weight without having to lie. H is for House ... which the bitch also got. I is for Inmate ... where you also get to room with Bubba when the child support is late. J is for Jewelry ... the former great equalizer. K is for Kids ... the best of everything. L is for Lawyer ... whose most recent vacation you just paid for. M is for Mother ... and Oh what a Mother Fucker!! N is for Not tonight, I have a headache. O is for Overdrawn ... what your checking account always was. P is for

Disclaimer
WARNING: This person is saracastic as hell. Anything she says or does after 12am is completely and uterly insane. Any actions that this person takes should be viewed as a joke and should a 3rd party be hurt or offended during these actions...they need to get a life. Manufacturer is not responsible for lost or damaged goods upon arrival of this person in your personal space. If you whine or complain that this person has hurt your feeling(s) then this person reserves the right to point and laugh at you for a long time or until you run away. If you would like to submit a complaint to our company, please fax us 17 copies of your 500 word essay stating the reasoning behind your lack of humor and we will get back to you with our response within 7-10 business days. Thank you, Management So when you're a senior citizen and the government says no heath care for you, what will you do? One suggestion is to give anyone 65 or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and

The 3 Candles
3 candles which illumine every darkness: Truth, Nature, Knowledge

"oh Chico..."
The big dog awoke that afternoon in December to the unmistakable sound of a car coming down the road. It wasn't just any car, no, this was "the nice lady's" car, the woman that had welcomed him in as a stray and had taken such good care of him since he showed up on her doorstep almost a year ago. He let his mind wander to the day he discovered this Heaven on earth. "How had he missed it?" After all, he was born just a ways up the road. But there, his owners were mean and dirty and paid no real attention to him. One day he got up, and just decided to go find himself a better place to live. As he walked in front of this house, he felt an overwhelming sense of love and friendliness. "This is my new home", he remembered thinking, "a place to feel loved and wanted". He was a black labrador retriever, larger than most, but even he needed to feel like someone, anyone, cared about him. This woman gave him food and water every day, but most importantly, she gave him plenty of big hugs and a mil

a> This is nothing to do with fu but can everyone plz vote for this teacher up till jan.4! Shes trying to win to go to the superbowl. This is a teacher that I work with all day! Plz help her out heres the link and the name you want to vote for is Kelly Nyman! Plz vote over and over again for her I would appreciate it! http://superad.nfl.com this is the link to her! COME CHECK OUT DJ BG AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON FRI-MON 10 PM-12 AM,TUE 8-10 PM & WED 10 PM-12 AM HIT HER PAGE UP TOO!..SHE RAWKS!! DJ BG DJ & Greeter @ The Real Red Dragon Lounge Fu Engaged to Tater aka Chetly@ fubar Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!! (repost of original by '~Maharet~Fu Wife & R/L G/F to DJ Mass~DJ & GM @ The Real Red Dragon Lounge' on '2009-01-10 13:10:57')

This Is A Tribute To My Best Friend Lisa Ann Yeadon-palafox, For Her Birthday....
Yesterday was my best friends birthday. I lost her 12 yrs ago, on the 4th of July, to Lukemia. May her soul rest in peace. She was loved by many. R.I.P. Lisa Ann Yeadon-Palafox August 8, 1973 - July 4, 1996.

My Comments
This is suppose to be my time to do what I need too do or as I wish,, I drop off my g/son who is 5 yrs old at the bus stop, then I drive too school wait for him,, I stood in back ground too see what he do, I seen him look out the bus window looking for me, he got off I made it too where he see's me he had a big grin,, I walk him too his line, I said I'm going now, he gave me kiss said bye g/ma,, I went too office ask too see my 6 yr old he had surgery last week, today was his first day at school, he was in lunch great time, I was there too make sure he ate well, I ask him if he wanted me too stay he said yes,, I was pleased, watching fist graders eat and chat,, I called my Husband told him and he told he I need too let go, lol,,, I doubt it,, will see what happen tomorrow, (8-29-08) I also have a 9 yr old g/daughter, who I adore as well, she woke papa up this morning it was 6 30 am he alarm was going off, he got up and left he old me Kizzy woke him up, Sometimes I think what and whe

Woot Woot
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4.Do you think I'm cute? 5.Would you have sex with me?. 6.Lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16.Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT Naughty Application

I See You
Hey sweetie, I was wondering if you could do me one little favor I'm Currently In A Sexiest Eye Contest And The favor is if you could click the pic above and it will direct you to where you would have to go, once there could you rate my eyes. The contest ends on Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 at midnight Eastern timezone, so hurry up before its to late

Hmmmm...
PASSIONJOH...: Naaa I just hate niggers PASSIONJOH...: goodbye you ugly ass bitch ->PASSIONJOH...: wtf kinda shit is that PASSIONJOH...: You're a fat bitch that loves niggers and cant even answer a fruckin white man ->PASSIONJOH...: huh? PASSIONJOH...: Biotch! I RECIEVED THIS IN MY SHOUT BOX, JUST THOUGHT ID SHARE Ryan aka L...: Ill pay you 5 real dollars for every half naked photo you delete Ryan aka L...: No one is jealous of you, stop fooling yourself and put on clothes Princessboobs...: thats ur opion thz have a blessed 1 thats a message i recieved in my shout box, just thought id share it. wonder if anyone else feels that way??? SOME DAY YOU'LL CRY FOR ME, LIKE I CRYED FOR YOU. SOME DAY YOU'LL MISS ME, LIKE I MISSED YOU. SOME DAY YOU'LL NEED ME, LIKE I NEEDED YOU. SOME DAY YOU'LL LOVE ME, BUT I WONT LOVE YOU!

Greeneyez
Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly. I Believe... That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other. I Believe... That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I Believe... That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I Believe... That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I Believe... That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I Believe... That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I Believe... That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be t

Trying For Spotlight. Wanna Help?
Ponyboy0827 He's taking donations for a spotlight. In return he will give you a permanent... BLOG pimpout on his page. Ponyboy is a great friend and sweet person to know. You won't regret helping this wonderful man. He's honest and true to his word, so hard to find these days. So please help by making a donation to his 'SPOTLIGHT FUND' by clicking on the link below. PONYBOY0827 `owned by carolvision63` member of KOW@ fubar THANK YOU (repost of original by '/fubar.com/user.php?u=1725956&friend=1725956" target=_blank>Carolvision63 ~ ¢¾ Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ¢¾ ~ owned by ~GoofyLady~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Carolvision63 ~ ¢¾ Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ¢¾ ~ owned by ~GoofyLady~' on '2008-09-14 20:57:52') (repost of original by 'PONYBOY0827 ~owned by carolvision63 and Tainted Kiss and Mia - The Inked Slut~ member of KOW' on '2008-10-01 00:45:34') (repost of original by 'FallenLoki ~Fu-wifey of Shiftngears~[[Shadow Le

Angel Of Death
angel_of_death69@ fubar Was a day like any other. I was staying in the same hotel I am at now. I had a scottish freind who worked at the sheratin hotel's skylounge right next to the Schipol international airport. There was like a 10 foot long conference table. I was at the top right ith my 17inch laptop plugged in drinking beers and espressos. Playing diablo II lord of destruction no less. I am not even really paying attention. I look up and there across the tbale is an old guy with white hair and 4 aribians guys on hos side of the table and an empty chait to my left and a couple guys in buisnesssuits at the two end chairs. I look up cause my beer was getting low and notice these guys. So I endup sittin there blabbling away being myself and talkin with these guys. And I am thinking this guy sure looks like rutger haur. So I endup talking with these guys like an hour or so and I head to the bar and order a beer and espresso. My scottish freind and you have to imgine this ina scottish br

First Time On Auction
GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER DARKE-HEAVEN HAPPY NAWTY NEW YEAR AUCTION PRESENTATION. And here he is... Gbeaver being up for auction pleasure.... Rememeber that that opening bid is 100K and the sky's the Limit... So get here and place your bids on a great guy and start off this New year off with a BANG! DON'T HESITATE... DANCE YOUR WAY TO SEXY LIL HELLCAT'S PAGE TO FIND YOUR NEXT FU We are accepting more auctionees until Jan 9th.. so hurry up get your offers together and beat a path to Damien's door so that we can get you added to the New Year's Fun ~*~ Sexy Lil Hell Cat ~*~ Owned By The Greatest Whiteboy Alive@ fubar THE HOSTESS FOR THIS EXTRAVAGANT EVENT...

Daydreaming Blogspot
Okay, so for the site I am setting up. I need some new fresh ideas. It does not matter how weird you think they are! Weird tends to make great modeling images because they are different! I am having "Photo block" so any ideas you have would help me out. So, is there a certain outfit I should shoot in? A certain location, a pose, a certain object? Please share your ideas with me!! Thank you sooooo very much! As the broken pieces hit the floor As they shatter like a precious glass You stand there, Watching, Like you don’t care. 3.5 years together, Two kids, A home, A life together And suddenly you’re ready to let it all go. What can I do to prove to you that my love is true? That I will do anything to be with you, Anything to make you happy? Anything to keep this family together, To give our kids a loving, caring, warm home? I do not want to be without you! I want my love, my family, my best friend back! I do my best, I do as you ask, Yet blow

Random Stuff
  Barbourville Fireworks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKINvpds3m0   Hi Folks... I was asked if I Photoshoped my Photos.  No,,  I Corel Photo Paint them...as with most all of the photos we put Up I de-rez them down to about 20% of the raw images and resize them down to about 200k to save the site band width and folks load times. I also do color tuning with contrast, mix, hue, brightness and every tool I can find to make the image on screens you see as I see them in my head... Sometimes that vision may not be actually what the camera saw... I blame it on the 60's...    But all the photos on the site, with the exception of a very few that are either old family photos or old photos we found of poloroids from days gone by, are taken with one of 3 cameras, most with a Fuji 5200 pro digital due to ease and I'm lazy.  But when I actually want to take a picture for keeps I use a Minolta SRT-100 manual with various lens I have.  I also have a SRT-101 body for the self timer but they ar

It was about 5 years now that it happened. I can remember almost everything but what lead to the event. I must of came to the breaking point in my life as ever time before I called for help of went to the hospital for help myself. Plus a few of the other times I didnt call for help. I just woke up the next day feeling great no affect of the pills.Until one night!!! I went out to go do something to do somethings for fun. But I didnt make it that far doing anything fun that is. I found my self in the hospital parking lot walking towards the ER. Dont even know how I got there or why I was even there. Next thing I'm on the ground not able to move. People come running and screaming for help from the ER. Well that point on was a blur. I was in and out of it. Until getting in the ER. Then it all happened. My heart stopped. It is a scary thing to hear and see everything going on. But not being able to do anything about it. I heard everything and the one thing that scared me the mos

Musica Es Vida
While in San Francisco yesterday I was singing this song when we were on the beach. =P it's not funny but it's true. kenan and kel ♥

Love
Interesting thing love is. When you think it is there, it might not be, when not there it could be. Seems like a rat race that has no end to it. Well, in that instance you have to see that it is not just a straight path the race goes in. Paths are made from the choices you make. Patterns of what you do and how you attempt things is what determines where and when you get what you want. The idea that love is a mystery is absolutely correct. Love blooms where where you lest expect it. The wonder of where and when it will happen is never a real concern, for most find it when not looking. But when it is there and you see it then grab onto it. But sometimes time takes over and tells you that at the moment it is not the right time. Knowing that love will always be around should be a comfort to all who wish to find it, and a addiction when you have it. Well, I will add more to this later if i do anymore thinking on it, but for now let lover's blossom and friend's never loose out on anyone's ha

Im Hosting My First Auction Wanna Join? 23-30 Nov
I would like to start it november 23 - 30 or once I get a handful of guys and girls to join. 25K entry fee to join the auction. If you'd like to auction "yourself" up for bids, just leave me a private message with a link to your photo you want used and what your offering and I'll get you added. I want zero drama in this auction!!!!!!!!!!!!! You may also refuse any bid just comment on your pic and private message me what bid you refused.. If you're not sure how this works... All you do is come up with whatever you'd like to put up for the bidding. A list of ideas are listed below. Then, you and I invite people to check out what you have to offer and they bid using fubucks. People can also bid money gifts such as blasts, VIPs and HHs if they REALLY want what you have!! Real money bids trump all Fu$ bids. *List of Ideas* Rate all pics Rate all stash A personal salute pic to winning bidder A NSFW salute pic to winning bidder Access to private folders

Rudolph Misfit Toys Train (18 Riders)
visit videodetective.com for more info To join this train all you need to do is F/R/A (that's Fan/Rate/Add) EVERYONE on the train Please be sure to put something in the friend request like "Save the misfits!" or "Helping Rudolph to save the misfits!" Well you get the idea! If you already have them on your list be sure to re-rate them if you can and leave a profile comment on their page saying you are "Helping you on Misfit Island!" or something of the sorts! You must F/R/A everyone on this train! Also everyone that joins after you as well! Or you may be removed from the train! Official Rudolph & The Misfit Island Train Tag If you would like an official tag for the train please rate the folder starting with this picture. Leave a comment on the last picture so I know you have rated all 45 of the pictures and that you wish a tag to be made.

Auto 11 Contest
calling all SEXY fu's! heres a ride just for us sexy people! its easy to get on this train start with this album rate it and leave a comment on last pik when ur done then R/F/Add me wildonesexywoman@ fubar last but not least R/F/A all below me and above you message me once your done and ill get you added on the train tags will be available here a pik of you is needed or one will be picked for u REMEBER NO DRAMA!! lets get this sexy on!! wildonesexywoman@ fubar Andrea@ fubar ~★RedKandy★~

An Object
I am an object a person on a screen is this all you see? Did I come on to strong showing my freaky side or was it ok to be just who I am? Am I to hard for anyone to accept or for anyone to love will I always be just an object. What do I got to do to make you love me? What do I got to do? I will not be ashamed I will not ever stop who I am,I will always be a freak to some but what do I got to do to no longer be an object? Thoughts of a f*cked up mind

Why Lie?
  My 1st ever auction....please come bid on me. Heres link...copy and paste in browser.         I am little down today..really thought I met a really nice guy a week ago today. But as each day passes(one lie after another). I have came to the assumption that I was used again. I don't care to be used for sex.. shit I just hate being lied to? Why tell me your going to treat me as a queen then after the wham bam ty mam its all different? If I was just another piece of ass so be it... just don't lie. I am very open and very honest and right to the point, I do believe I deserve better treatment. I just don't know if its me or what? Since coming into this crazy world all I really wanted was to be loved. How hard is that? Needless to say my parents did not love me like they should have. I still loved them but I had to draw the line. Now I am in a marriage thats going no where...and will be splitting. And my soon to be ex hubby is 20 yrs older then me...now talk about a failure.

On The 1st Day Of Christmas My True Gave To Me?
A pretty lady tied to the bed... On the second day of xmas my true love gave to me (NOW ITS YOUR TURN< LETS SEE IF WE CAN FINISH THE SONG)

Male Sex Test
Male Sex Test 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a) lovemaking b) screwing c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) your blood-test results c) five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) your partner climaxes first b) you both climax simultaneously c) you don't miss SportsCenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) healthy, creative love-play b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) the best part of the experience b) the second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You

Porch - Fubar's Most Hated - Is A Scammer And A Liar
PORCH contacted me saying he was interested in trading a Happy Hour for 3 AUTO 11's. He said that he would prefer me to send at least one AUTO 11 to him first before he bought the Happy Hour since people have burned him before... I did the right thing, sent over an AUTO - and he blocked me... and to make it even better, changed his status to, "block me, im a douche" http://fubar.com/user/1022454

Merry Christmas Train
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! THIS IS A TRAIN FOR CHRISTMAS... JUST RATE THE PICS IN THE MERRY CHRISTMAS FOLDER TO GET STARTED..START WITH THIS ONE FIRST AND THE YOU CAN BE ADDED TO THE TRAIN... BE SURE TO F A R EVERY ONE ON THE TRAIN, COMMENTS, AND GIFTS ARE ALSO NICE, SINCE IT IS FOR CHRISTMAS... HEHE SO I HOPE THAT EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS AND ENJOY THE TRAIN.. I WILL MAKE TAGS FOR EVERYONE ON THE TRAIN.. WOOHOO LETS GET THE SPIRT GOING ....THANKS DJ Chocolate Bunny **Owned by ~Tee~ Owner OF THE BBW LOVERS~The Click Club~~Sarg@ fubar B1tch™ ~The Pegasus Project~ SBG*Club United*FU-Bomber*Click Club@ fubar DJ MAMITA{OWNER OF DIRTY SECRETS }{ GF TO GINA } {FU MAMA TO SOULJA CLOWN}@ fubar ~§ëxxï Térrïè ~~Owner of Dirty Secrets~~Co Owner of The Naughty Get Away~~Fu Bad Girl~~Shadow Levele@ fubar ~katie~ * SARGE'S BAD GIRL * FSC * FU-ANGEL (T#3) * PEGASUS POJECECT(T#5) * LOLLIPOP GURLZ@ fubar St. Michael~Lost Boyz Team#3~@ fubar ?Tulsa's A

Pimpin' And Whorin'
If it wasn't for Mel's point-whorin' teachings, I wouldn't be where I am today. *giggles* Thank you guys so much! Mel Per Sherry Tamz Bounty ADS MooMoo IB GG Kit TK Ms. Heather Allah ...and those that I forgot, cuz I haz self-diagnosed ADHD :P ♥

My Arguement On The Pursuit And Accomplishment Of True Happiness...
I see a lot of my friends settling down, having families, and they are perfectly happy. I think that is amazing. Contrary, I see a lot of my friends morbid, depressed, and broken from a failed relationship and/or marriage. Some people I know not just my friends or family, but some people in general put all of their happiness into someone else. My beliefs are shared by some but are disagreed by some of my peers and even one of my professor’s in school. My argument is: I do not believe that true happiness is reached by a significant other or by “being in love.” I believe in love, of course-- but I believe more in self worth and happiness from within. So many people put all of their time, their dreams, their money and more into another person and completely lose themselves. It is a nice gesture but you’re setting yourself up for disappointment. At any time in life the people you love most can walk away. You know what you will be left with? Yourself. You have to learn to love yourself s

Redux Tales
There used to be a land called Britannia in which I rode upon my horse, Betenoire, while being followed by a gorilla named Thyrm and a cat named Jachyra. I dressed in a black silk gown, which was a fascinating hex creation color by those that just cannot leave a programmed game as the programmers originally designed it. Though I lived in the castle of The Mercs, all of whom were Dread Lords (the title is gained as your player kills mounts) I, myself, was a Great Lady (a title gained by spending all my time killing zombies and mongbats, and never harming a hair on the head of any random adventurer). Britannia is a virtual world which exists in the Ultima Online MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Play Game, for any newbs). The best I could do to help the Mercs in their quest to dominate the world of Ultima was to stand on the steps of the castle and shriek smacktalk to any Great Lord rivals that came to call. They were faced with the disconcerting option of killing a Great Lady

My Auction
I AM GOING TO HOST A AUCTION AND IM GONING TO NEED ABOUT 10 TO 20 FRIENDS TO ENTER IT WILL START SOON AS I GET AT LEAST 10 FRIENDS TO ENTER SO IF YOUR WANT TO BE IN LEAVE ME A MESSAGE WITH WHAT YOU ARE OFFERING AND LINK TO THE PIC. Dark Defender "Fu Hubby To Italian Princess"&"Sweetheart To Pr Mamii@ fubar

Never
NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT STROKES UR.......EGO,LOL

Is This Fubar Or Auto 11 World?
Well, it is official, you can not get people to come to your page, unless you have Auto 11's. It seems that Fubar has changed into Auto 11 world. If you don't have them, you may as well not even log in. People will not rate someone with out them, let's face it, they want the extra points from the 11's. Also, HOW are these people running Auto 11's since October, every single day? It is interesting though, as they brag how they are in the top 10 for several weeks! Yeah, I would be too if I had auto 11's every day for 4 months! I just think fubar is not as much fun now that the whole Auto 11 world took over. So for those of us who can't afford Auto 11's every day, or scheme them out of others, we may as well forget about fubar!              Who wants 13 million fubucks,100 11's for a week, to stay shitfaced for a week, a SFW personalized photo, a daily gift of my choice, and a link on my profile?  If that is YOU, then con

Help!!!!!!!!!!
I AM CURRENTLY IN A HH GIVEAWAY AND I NEED 17K MORE COMMENTS. THIS HAS BEEN ONGOING SINCE OCTOBER AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOUR HELP TO GET IT COMPLETED. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET ABOUT A DOZEN OR SO OF MY FRIENDS ON HERE TO HAVE A "BOMBFEST" WITH ME TO GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE LEAVE ME A COMMENT ON THIS BLOG. THANKS TO ALL IN ADVANCE. ANY AND ALL LOVE, AS ALWAYS, WILL BE RETURNED!!! HERE IS THE GIVEAWAY LINK:

Jade's Dirty Diamond Crew Members
EACH WEEK, I'LL DO A PIMPOUT , ONE MEMBER A WEEK,A RANDOM GROUP PIMP OUT BULLETIN, ALONG WITH COMMENTS,BLOG,GIFTS(RANDOM AND WHEN IT'S UR WEEK TO BE PIMPED OUT...this is for guys & girls!!THOSE THAT DON'T KEEP ME AND ALL MEMBERS ADDED & FANNED WILL BE REMOVED, THIS CREW IS ABOUT SHOWING SUPPORT & LUV , THE FUBAR WAY, THANX ALL. HUGZ. DIAMOND. The mere mention of the word fills the mind with a multitude of concepts and images. Diamond is a mineral, a natural crystalline substance, the transparent form of pure carbon. Diamond is something superb, the peerless "king of gems" that glitters, dazzles, and symbolizes purity and strength. Diamond is for engagement and the 75th wedding anniversary, for a commitment to never-ending love. Diamond is indomitable, the hardest surface known. Diamond is exotic, formed in Earth's interior and shot to the surface by extraordinary volcanoes. A diamond is likely the oldest thing you will ever own, probably 3 billion years in age, fully two thirds

Want To Win Auto 11 Bling
Ok i have auto 11 running but here a difference if you rate all my pictures please fu-mail me that you have,every one that does will be placed into a draw to win a auto 11 bling.the winner will get the bling 7pm fu time tommorrow night so please hit my pics hard and good luck to everyone. !!!-AuSsIe-!!!- Owner of ~ThE *BaCk *StOp~ !!!Zodiak Levelers Manager-!!! Proudly Owned by~LadySn@ fubar ~~~PLEASE REPOST OFTEN~~~

Thank You!
Some may say I'm silly for doing this, but I wanted to thank all that helped me with my first ever ranking, my first auto 11's and for sticking by my side and being my friends. I Love you all and Thanks so much for your support! Mike

Educate Yourself - Ovarian Cancer - Ca125
THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME (TESS) AND I DO NOT HAVE OVARIAN CANCER, NOR EVER HAVE.. TG! (Even In The Absence Of Ovaries) An Eye-Opener On Ovarian Cancer THIS IS A MUST TO READ TO THE END I hope you "ALL" take the time to read this and pass it on to all you can. Send this to the women in your life that you care about. Copy/Paste it to your emails and send it to every woman you know, it may make a difference for 1 mother, daughter sister or friend~ Years ago, Gilda Radner died of ovarian cancer. Her symptoms were inconclusive, and she was treated for everything under the sun until it was too late. This blood test finally identified her illness but alas, too late. She wrote a book to heighten awareness. Gene Wilder is her widower. Kathy's Story: this is the story of Kathy West As all of you know, I have Primary Peritoneal Cancer. This cancer has only recently been identified as its OWN type of cancer, but it is essentially Ovarian Cancer. Both types

Tir Na Nog
Racing after ...an elusive goal, And out ...of my mind, Caring not ...for the safety .....of my soul. Hoping for the chance Every many ...prays for, .....to Love a woman ...as special as you Beneath the waves ....Atlantis lies, Yearning to reach ....the starlit skies. Hidden beauty, ....hidden power ..is locked within ....the wizard's tower. Power to part ....the deep blue seas. Power that brings me ....to my knees. Atlantis rises ....into the night, Atlantis revealed, ....a wondrous sight. Soft summer breezes ....blow through the treezes as birdies aflutter ....remind me of butter.

Auction
30 plus people are up for auction check it out really awesome!!!!!!!! this is the link to her page!! r/f/a plz ♥TreTreTinkerbell♥ Owned by Dryan@ fubar here's my pic feel free to view them all bid on a few of us lol have fun!!!

My Fine Was $460
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post it in your notes. Change the header to "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on Facebook -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having s

Just 1 Rate Is All I Need
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=429545&albumid=1724897&i=3405358891 come bid on me

Blahhhh
Hey Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you You’re the one I sent it to, late last night I saw your picture, in my dreams You were broke down, but full of life I don’t know who you are, I don’t even know your name But just the same, Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you I sent it to God, late last night He put it in your pocket, and in your heart And may it get you, to morning’s light You may not know how much we care Cause we’re not there to ease your pain But just the same, Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you I pray for your strength, I pray for your safety I pray for your momma, I pray for your daddy I pray for your sisters, I pray for your brothers I pray for your wife, your husband your sons and your daughters You may not come home to accolades, you may not come home to parades But just the same, mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you Mr Soldier, I have a prayer for you. You’re the one I sent it to late last night Come here bab

Sexy Writtings
     When Jeff stepped into the shower, Sarah immediately dropped to her knees. She swirled her pierced tongue around the tip of his cock then lightly sucked on it. Jeff looked down at her and slowly worked his fingers into her wet hair and gave a playful tug. Sarah moaned softly and slid the tip of his cock into her mouth a little further. Sucking a little harder and moved her tongue around him. He tugged at her hair again a little harder this time and closed his eyes and put his head back moaning slightly. She took more of his cock into her mouth going further and further down until his cock was deep in her throat. She looked up at him .Jeff moaned a little louder and looked down at her and locked eyes with her. Her eyes looked so innocent, he pulled her head back and pushed it down on his cock again, putting himself deeper into her throat until she gagged a little. Sarah moaned louder every time he pulled her hair. She sucked harder and faster swirling her tongue all around Jeff&rsq

Stuff
Espero curarme de tí / Jaime Sabines Espero curarme de ti en unos días. Debo dejar de fumarte, de beberte, de pensarte. Es posible. Siguiendo las prescripciones de la moral en turno. Me receto tiempo, abstinencia, soledad. ¿Te parece bien que te quiera nada más una semana? No es mucho, ni es poco, es bastante. En una semana se puede reunir todas las palabras de amor que se han pronunciado sobre la tierra y se les puede prender fuego. Te voy a calentar con esa hoguera del amor quemado. Y también el silencio. Porque las mejores palabras del amor están entre dos gentes que no se dicen nada. Hay que quemar también ese otro lenguaje lateral y subversivo del que ama. (Tú sabes cómo te digo que te quiero cuando digo: "que calor hace", "dame agua", "¿sabes manejar?", "se te hizo de noche"...Entre las gentes, a un lado de tus gentes y las mías, te he dicho "ya es tarde", y tú sabías que decía "te quiero"). Una semana más para reunir todo el amor del tiempo. Para dártelo. Para que ha

Workout Diary
After an extended hiatus, I was finally able to make it to the gym yesterday. I had the day off, but still had a lot to do, so it was only an hour, but this is better than nothing. Stationary Bike:25 mins, 101 Calories burned Elliptical Machine:20 mins, 191 Calories burned Stair Climber:10 Mins, 60 Calories burned. Weight is holding at 209.5, but that's what happens when you take a break I guess. If I can loose one pound before the end of the month and keep it off, I would be satisfied. I only got to work out once last week. I've looked at my schedule for this coming week, and between my birthday and my two jobs, I might not be able to fit in a visit to the gym this week at all. I guess that means I'll be doing lots of crunches at home, but that's not entirely a bad thing. I wanted to lose 8 pounds in February, but instead I lost 7 altogether. That's close enough for much satisfaction. I'm already bored with sparkpeople.com and its fifty million daily emai

Weird Dreams
So I had a dream that I lived with my horrible ex roommate. She was a bitch who never thought she could be wrong about anything. Most of the dream was blurry but I remember there being gun fire and I was holding the persons arm so they wouldn't hurt anyone. I woke up with my heart pounding. I hated that bitch. I woke up thinking I had a kid. It was one of those so real it must be true dreams for at least a few second. Somehow in my dream I had been knocked up and had the kid so fast that I had not had a chance to tell anyone. My boyfriends mom had come over for an unannounced visit and I tried to hide the baby from her. Best part is that my Jamaican boyfriend and my little white self made a really pretty Asian baby girl.

Forbidden
Jason Mraz - Im Yours - Live in Amsterdam - So i wanted to make a bulletin to say thank you to all my friends that helped me get spotlight. When i started saving for spotlight is was pretty much a joke i had 13k in my account and changed my status to "Spotlight donations please" out of saprise people started sending them.. I was stoked. I have some great friends that really helped me out and i own them a big thank you..My friends are great. Below in no oreder im goin to post all links to the people that donated to me and helped me get spotlight.. Show then all some love they are great people.. thank you friends!! ~Cherrybomb™ ~@ fubar ♫ DJ BOOBS™ @ fubar »Touch of Thomas@ fubar ClubFantasia

What Comes To My Mind
My replacement showed up again I watch as you cavort with her You play with her Give her the gifts you used to give me I cry But I realize it says something And what it says I don't want to explain to you I just want to go away At any moment you have the power to let me in But You lie and let me hang out in the cold You seem relieved She will be better I'm sure She's there Maybe you need her more Enjoy her more, she's fun She's pretty, she's lonely Maybe she needs you too Who am I to stand in the way? I was looking a someone's photographs of tigers in a zoo. It reminded me of a news story that happened maybe 2 years ago. A guy and his friends were at a zoo in California on the day the tiger broke out of its pen. One guy was killed. What a way to die! People don't go to the zoo often. Its an occasional thing. One day you wake up and say, hey, let's go to the zoo, it'll be nice, it'll be fun. You just have a hankerin' to go to the zoo.

Belly Dance
The History of Bellydance Bellydance, also known as the dance of the people, reflects the basic life experiences common to all. Born to celebrate Mother Earth, Bellydance, with a long and colorful history, originated as a fertility ritual dance. 2300 years after Enheduanna wrote about the patriarchal religions developing and conquering the matriarch based religions, Bellydance and sexuality were no longer considered sacred or spiritual, but evil. As the Ottoman Empire reigned, female gypsy dancers were hired to entertain the women living in the harems – this continued the original legacy of women dancing exclusively for women. At the end of Ottoman Empire, Turkey became a republic, religious limitations were lifted and women were allowed to once again entertain and dance for men. The European painters discovered Middle-Eastern dance in the 18th Century, introducing it to the West, and giving it its name Bellydance because of their fascination with the exposed belly. Bel

Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I got mistakably arrested in Amsterdam, they thought I had commited a robbery... 2)I can write with my left hand just as good as my right 3)I am addicted to pringles and dip 4) I used to work in a zoo in the reptile section 5) I used to represent scotland in swimming and always came 1st or 2nd 6) I used to teach a french class to primary school age kids 7) I'm a very good ice skater 8) I have a rare blood group and get called to the local hospital regular to give blood 9) I cant go a day without coffee 10) I have read every single catherine cooksoon novel I Tag 1. Randy 2. Hunny 3.

Auction
Lasts for few more days...come make a bid..lots of loves..xoxo Come check me out and make a bid..Own me for a month.. I am in my first auction!!! Yay!! Come help make it a memorable one...love to all..xoxox\ ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™Owner of The Drunk Penguin..Fu Owned By Pet@ fubar Thank you to The Big Mike!!! xoxox

My First Auction, Cum Buy Me!!!
Hey ! In my first Auction ! Cum see me and buy me

St. Patricks Day Auction
Saint Patrick's Day March 1st - March 17thAuction Are you in need of some Fubucks.. Then you came to the right place Come and Bid On The St. Patty's Day Auction.. The auction is now open to all of fubar. It will end on March 17th at midnight Fu time. So come and bid on your favorites!!! Offer a 30 day crush and all the mush. A salute for them safe or naughty, make them feel like such a hottie. Give them blings, rates and go on fubar dates. Offer them daily or weekly, custom pics. Make them your number one fam and friend and you'll make bucks in the end. Click on the pics below to bid on your favorite HOTTIE....!!!!!

Weren't Meant To Be
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start. I'VE LEARNED THAT THINGS CHANGE, PEOPLE CHANGE, AND IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FORGET THE PAST OR TRY TO COVER IT UP; IT SIMPLY MEANS THAT YOU MOVED ON AND TREASURE THE MEMORIES. LETTING GO DOESN'T MEAN GIVING UP, MEANS ACCEPTING THAT SOMETHINGS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE All this time I thought I knew the heart that beatinside of you!I give you credtiyou done great you captured my heartwith plans to break.You broke it with your cheatin way It'll happen to youtoday I pray.I want you to hurtas you caused me to ache all over t

The Grand Finale
When I get down I remember the first part of this year and smile. I thought things couldn't get worse then, and I was right, or my friends were right, in the end. I had destroyed my truck, lost daycare (it closed), watched my child fight pneumonia, missed work, lost half my income (or to put it another way, The Gimp lost half our income). Yet in the end it WAS all for the best! I ended up getting rid of the one person in our house that was pulling everyone down (and a bit more besides, but not ready to talk about that yet). And now I am ready to shed another layer of the past. Its just as scary as shedding the first layer above! But the results will be worth it. In ten days they will take a part of me that needs to go. No regrets. Here is to a better me. In ten days I will have a partial Hysterectomy to remove my uterus. A lot of talking later and I know now that I can honestly say I have no regrets. Fears and worries maybe... silly ones, I know, lol. Oh.. I should menti

Music Lyrics
Despair has a faceAnd all these wounds remain unhealedBlessed to kill and enslavedAre all hearts around love's willThrilled to start all over againCrawl down dead lover's lane,The maze of memories stainedAnd suck the blood right out of my heartFear has a nameWritten on unhallowed groundWith dead leavesThose words never failTo feed the hunger that dreamsOur needs beyond God's graspCrawl down dead lover's laneThe maze of memories stainedAnd suck the blood right out of my heartScream out love's name in vainEmbrace the pain againAnd lose yourself alone in the darkDead lover's laneCrawl down dead lover's lane,The maze of memories stainedAnd suck the blood right out of my heartScream out love's name in vainEmbrace the pain againAnd lose yourself alone in the darkAnd suck the blood right out of my heartRight out of my heart KATE Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. And I'm going to teach something relavent, something modern. The internet! The internet is really really great

April Fool's Day Funnies
Some of these are hilarious! Enjoy YOUR April Fool's Day! Scrape the cream out of oreo cookies and fill them with white toothpaste!. Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse, it won't work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!. Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am - they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once. Get a universal remote control and turn the volume up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby. Try be covert so you can keep doing it. If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer. If you work in a restaur

The Krypt Contest
The 100th person to come into the KRYPT Lounge & joins & stayes for one hour WINS a 5 CREDIT BLING. So come & have fun,meet some new people make new friends,with DJ Raven spinning the tunes.

Handbook 2010
Don't Fall For The Stay At Home Google Jobs Scam   Update: Google is NOT hiring! You’ve seen the ads everywhere by now: Google Money Grants Google Easy Street Google jobs from home Stay home Google jobs Google work from home Work at home Google jobs Google pays me posting links online Work from home posting links on Google Post links on Google and make up to $397 per day Those ads all lead to something like Scott’s Money Blog or Mary’s Money Blog or anyone of a million names which are FAKE one page blogs with FAKE testimonials, FAKE comments and a FAKE Scott Hunter. Other ads lead to landing pages that look like the first page of some newspaper or magazine site. They give a lot of fake stories and then lead you to buy a “Google” money making kit or system. They all say you can work from home for Google like it is a real legitimate authorized job. Well, it isn’t and these Google jobs blogs are scams. 9/4/09 Update: some of these one page sale sit

How Do I Make Him Be A Dad!
PLEASE READ ENTIRE BLOG!!! SO NO MISTAKES ARE MADE! This ONLY COUNTS WHEN MY STATUS SPECIFICALLY SAYS MAKE 200K CHECK BLOG IF IT SAYS MAKE 150K CHECK BLOG U NEED TO CHECK THE BLOG FOR MAKING 150K.................... IF MY STATUS SAYS IT AND IMMEDIATLY CHANGES ITS AND ERROR AND WILL NOT QUALIFY FOR THAT OFFER................... MY STATUS WILL USUALLY STAY THE SAME UNLESS I'M NOT PAYING FOR RATES THEN ITS RANDOM STUFF. DO NOT RATE ALL PICS AND MESSAGE ME EXPECTING TO PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN U NEED TO PM ME AND TELL ME THAT YOU WANT TO RATE 1000 PICS CAN U AFFORD THAT FOR JUST ME. CAUSE YOU ARENT THE ONLY ONE RATING THERES USUALLY 4 OR 5 GOING AT A TIME.  SO PLEAS ASK FIRST OR ONLY GET PAID WHAT I CAN GIVE U OVER THE AMOUNT OFFERED FOR RATES RATE 300 PICTURES AND MAKE 200K THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE NSFW PICS THIS DONT NOT INCLUDE RIPPED PHOTOS I WILL SERIOUSLY CHECK EVERY PAGE OF EVER PICTURE YOU CLAIM TO RATE! I HAVE HAD PEOPLE STRAIGHT UP LIE TO ME AND THEN SOME

Sinn
Ok, let me start out by saying that this blog is more for my own benefit, and not directed in any way at any one individual.It has been brought to my attention that I am FAT!  All I can say is "THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR POINTING THAT OUT TO ME!"  When I woke up this morning, I really thought I was skinny, I truly did.  Someone on the fu, felt the need to let me know this fact, and I appreciate it very much.Ok, seriously, did this ass, truly believe I did not know this already?  FFS, how stupid are some people these days?I have also recently been informed that I am some sort of poser, since I am trying to portray myself as someone else through my default picture.  I have never tried to be someone other than myself.  I have pics of my true self in my photos, and any time someone asked if that was me in my default, I always answered truthfully with a no.  That pic was one that I found, that in all honesty, depicts how I feel on the inside.  The despair, the remorse, the pain, yep, I suppose

My Dad
Rather than retyping an new blog...I am taking a portion of a message to a friend and posting it here...It outlines how my dad is doing right now message as follows: dad is doing so MUCH better! still terminally ill there is no changing that...but the raving psychotic in a drug induced delerium is gone!!!the "well-meaning and trustworthy" docs and nurses at the VA hosp were drugging him with so many medications using the excuse that he was dying and in a death delerium becuz his body was closing down!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!they were literally causing the delerium and his deterioration! he wasn't allowed out of bed...he was kept naked and in a diaper so they wouldn't have to deal with him going to the bathroom and they were giving him three different anti anxiety meds as well as oxycodone and other pain killers...all mixing and counter acting against one another til this man was a complete loony! and that is the only way i can even describe it... now that he's here..in 24 hrs time.

Souls Denied Ii
Here's 2 more profiles of people that need our help and need PLENTY of luvin shown to them,ONE of them Sarabeth has a SLIGHT chance of POSSIBLY leveling within the next month or so with the help of our efforts,so we gotta make a BIG ZOMBIE SQUAD effort to rate these 2 people up hard and I mean HARD CORE! We can DO THIS guys! Here's our chance to show our friends and fam members the love that they deserve! So let's ZOMBIE SWARM these 2 profiles this month and don't forget about the members in the first Souls Denied Blog! ☮Sarabeth☮@ fubar   ~ Witchesbrew ~@ fubar  

Another Auction
want to own me come show some love xmas auction join the fun and come own me   im in a halloween auction click below to own me  

Nsfw
As the week finally came to an end, we decided that a night out would be a good way to end a busy week. U came up with the idea of going out to eat, so u picked a place to go and eat. We arrive an we are seated and waiting patiently. I started to stare at u cause we have not had one night alone all week. U stare back at me and shake ur head no cause u knew what I was thinking, but I was nodding yes. I got up and walked away, u noticed that I was going to the bathroom so u figured that u would follow. As u walked in I locked the door behind you. I asked " If u are against it y are u in here"? You looked at me said "Icouldnt resist". U told me to get on the sink,and as a good girl I comply. U run ur hands up my shirt and gently kiss my neck, I start to wrap my legs around you and pull u closer. I grab onto to your back and start to scratch. I pull ur shirt up so that I can feel u alot better. You continue to kiss my neck but then u start to kiss lower. U stop and look at me and smile as

Pussy And Bitch
   Jesse,        You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?               How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in        the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed        only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.               But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now the named " America 's        Sweetheart"; you also remember she just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per        picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just        happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy.               You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet! And        while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your        wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...esp

My Poems
Bottled up inside, are the words I never said, the feelings that i hide, the lines you never read. you can see it in my eyes, read it on my face: trapped inside are lies of the past i can't replace. with memories that linger- won't seem to go away why can't i be happier? todays a brand- new day. yesterdays are over, even though the hurting's not. nothing lasts forever, i must cherish what i've got dont take my love for granted, for soon it will be gone- of the love you thought you'd  won, the hurt i'm feeling now wont disappear overnight, but some way, some how, everything will turn out all right. no more wishing for the past. it wasn't meant to be. it didnt seem to last, so

Friendship
!Friendship!   So here goes! My first Blog. While i have a few ideas to write about: the unknown, education, trust, fear, love, raising children... I have chosen friendship. You might think I am just a soft hearted fool but thats fine with me. I am who I am. My friends know me and accept all aspects of me.  This is just one part of me. My friends are as diverse as the fish in the sea. And no two are alike, like the snowflakes in winter. My friends come in all sorts: Young Old Rich Poor Sane Crazy Straight Gay Drunks Recovering Addicts Male Female Some I see often Some I chat with Some I see rarely, but the bond never dies Some I laugh with Some I cry with

You're Amazing...
Besides being insanely gorgeous, this woman is also intelligent, self-sufficient, talented, and above all, the only person in this world who knows me completely! Without her, sometimes, I'd be so lost! It's also her birthday, so go show her mad love! ♥♥ Compa$$ ♥♥ ~E.C.S.~ ♥♥@ fubar    

Finally Some Good.
I did it! I survived the week! that was the goal and I made it. I had my first client today. It was a relaxer to loosen up the curl on african american hair. It turned out great and the client was super happy. theinstructor did most of the chemical stuff but I think it was because she was uber nervous about burning his hair. If you didn't know, relaxers are extremely harsh chemicals that can burn the skin very quickly. It can also burn off all you hair if you don't know what you are doing. But that was not the case this time! His curl loosened up just a little bit so he can now comb through it easily and style it. One thing about doing other people's hair.... there is a moment when you catch them look in the mirror and they have this look of "omg wow" or "I look dayum good" and you can see it is just genuine happiness. This is an amazing thing to be responsible for. I would like to be responsble for that look several times a day, everyday.   Everything else is unresolved and mes

My Poetry
You dont deserve this pain that makes you so sad, the people who drive you crazy and make you mad; You dont deserve to suffer at the expense of others, they should treat you with respect like they would their mothers; You dont deserve to hide away from this world and be secluded, you should be appreciated, loved, and included; You dont deserve to be all alone, emtpy and lost, for the love you offer is more than enough to cover the cost; of any friendship that you do deserve and are worthy of, be known that mine is based on true love. L is for the laughter that flows through me when i am with you or even think about you, O is for the orgasmic pleasure you give me when we are together and you touch me too, V is for the vulnerability that ensues me when you gaze into my eyes, E is for for the everla

Drunken Antics
So. I had a long written piece prepared for you, but i realized the stupidity of it all before i posted it. It went on about how you can meet people on here and they be cool enough for real homie status. At this point I believe im wrong. Sure, I enjoy the random chit-chat. I love the voyerism to it all as well. But there is a thing or 2 i do not appreciate: 1. Pretending to be cool just to see NSFW pics.  -- Lame. I wont post any. I've only taken 1 ever. If i did have something to share like that, u would never kno until u saw it. 2. Pet names. -- I've been known to sock people in the face for calling me babe or honey. I don't dig it. 3. My own honesty. -- I didn't realize it would bite me in the ass like it does. I have feelings for 2 people on here -- 1 makes my pants want to fall off and the other makes me wanna get out and explore life. The hard part is how it's taken lightly. Im glad it is, but it makes the actual feelings cheap. hmmmm wait... that might not really b a problem

Ok Fu-friend's I Need Your Help And Opinion.
  Ok fu-friend's I need your help and opinion. I am going to post on a on-line personal and I would like you to read through my post and let me know what you think. Should I be more specific about age,race and body type I am interested in?. Should I add some more about me or leave something out?.Or sould I just leave it as it is?. Please be honest and let me know what you think in your comment. This is the first time I have attempted something like this so I need all the help I can get.   A couple of my girlfriends have been trying to talk me into posting on here and I have been very reluctant to do so because from what I have seen most of the guys posting on here are nothing but perv's and that is not me. I have alway's felt that meeting people on-line was a waste of time so I have never bothered to try but after alot of thought I figured what the hell I might as well, what can it hurt. Who knows maybe i'll find my life long love. Ok a little about me, I am 5'7 140lbs Brown

Friendship
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just idiots. I've learned. . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. True friends survive the tides of time and turmoil...others show their immaturity and fail. Friends that have stuck by me as I have them ~ all life lay ahead and we shall continue to grow. Friendship is a treasure that always help us overcome any kind of difficulty, Friendship is a comfort for, somehow which always understand worries and emotions, Friendship is a blessing because it teaches the way to live.   http://fubar.com/3085958 Be VERY CAUTIOUS of this FU~TARD! He WILL MAKE UP LIES AND "FANTASIES" about YOU & YOUR FRIENDS!  HE"S A FAKE & A LIAR! *Part of the sb that could be saved! :40pm reply dhcc98: let me pull those big breasts out of that low cut top

I Don't Have To Be Nice
LIARS. I don't understand your motivation. What does it do for you? Lying to people, being completely dishonest about yourself and your life. Didn't your mama ever tell you that when you lie...you always get caught? Always. There are NO exceptions, sure you think your slick now, but I guarantee, somebody if not everybody knows you're full of it. We're all just waiting for you to choke on your own lies. Furthermore, I am sick and tired of you telling them to me. You come to me, spitting whatever kinda game you think you have...silly boys. You're not smooth. I see, I hear and more than likely, I'm friends with the chicks you're talking too. Lets just stop all this mkay. I'm not interested anyway. Thanks though. Be careful who you lie to. Just sayin, there are some bitter bitches out there that will hang you from a tree by your nutsack. Just saaaaayin. HAGD. Kiss Kiss. NEVER MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS. It takes a lot more heart and courage to forgive someone than to hold a grudg

Update 2/16/09
Hello ev1 first I want to say ty to all of my old friends and family for everything. I am back an hope that everyone that has been my frined and or family in the past will understand that since I have been gone I need to start over somewhat fresh. I have been working very hard and now that I am back I have many new pictures to upload but I am unable to at this time do to my status. As in the past if anyone wants to see my special family only pictures then below I will again explain how you can do that. As before I ask that your comments and messages are respectful and not vulgar. If they are I will block you and I so dont like to do that to anyone. As you will see I do have a Master and he is my protector too. You will never replace him so please dont even try. Respect us for who we are and we can all be friends. Now to be able to see my special family only pictures (that will be updated often) any of the follwing will get you into my family as described. 1) 1 month VIP will get u

1n$1d3 M3
Get your attention?!? GOOD! Read on... ...like everyone I've talked to, there's times I HATE this site. Now, I never delete my profiles (I still have my original FRIENDSTER profile...I think) but I DO take a "leave of abscence" from certain community sites... ...but for some reason, I keep coming back here. No, I don't care for the NSFW pics... No, I don't care for the vagina/cock talk... And, no, I don't care about the attention whoring... ... What brings me back to this site is the "5%"... If you bare with me for a minute, I'll explain the "5%"... Just recently, I talked to a "fu-friend" on here that has been around longer then me... back during "Cherry-Tap" and "Lost-Cherry" and "Cherry-Bomb" or whatever.... We have both been here for YEARS, yet just NOW we actually conversated as, well, normal folks do... We both laughed at how sad MuMMs and lounges and fubar ITSELF has gotten... ...kind of like the "worst of the internet community"...

Amy's Ramblings
[Stolen from Lewis] As it's still halloween, kinda, and I'm bored, here's a novel trick or treat type thing Lewis just thought up. Anyone who reads this either says treat, and has to send me a small fu-shop gift and I'll send one in return or trick, and you have to answer any question I can think of for you, and you have to post your answer in the blog itself as a comment. You can only pick one!! So there you go. Let the games begin!! [[EDIT]] If you pick trick then you have to ask me a question. Post random funny jokes or pictures. Thank you. :) Just want to clear the air. I couldn't keep up with all my real friends because I had too many "extra" people on my friends list. And it was too much trouble to weed people out so I decided to start fresh. And I wanted to make sure I had fanned all of my good friends so it was easier to start over. Now I know I have rated and fanned my friends. No, I'm not mad at anyone. I'm trying to add everyone back, but pl

Randomness
According to experts, I am : 49% NaughtyTake the Naughty Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com I wanted to make all my female friends/family aware that there is someone going around stealing NSFW photos..this man has some how been able to rip one of my sisters photos even though all of her stuff is locked down to friends/family and all ripping ability is turned off..  this man was never a friend, fan or family member nor does she even know who he is ..so Please becareful!!! To view his page  http://www.fubar.com/3876416  The photo he did NOT have permission to take  http://www.fubar.com/hotttttttttttttt/photo-3876416-0-3941617840 A friend posted this and just had to share! Love This Comeback !!!!!   One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California . He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and to thank them for being willing to serve and fight for

My Life
My gf moved here from Ohio to be with me and she left me last week. Yes, I have issues that need to be addressed, but so does she! Ok, I am getting help. I am working things out, but she STILL doesn't want anything to do with me! I am NOT her past! Guys fucked her over badly and I am NOT one of them! Dammit, I love her and she won't support me in my help and recovery! She is gone and I hate love. It doesn't exist. I tried many times and failed...and Lisa was the best thing that ever happened to me...and she is gone. I give up. I wil be single the rest of my life...me and my cats and ferrets...that's it. Great life huh? Whatever! I attempted suicide lastnight and it didn't work. I feel like my life is over. I can't even commit suicide right! Lisa left me and I have nobody. I don't know what to do. Well people, here is an update of my life... In December, I lost my home and became homeless. I was staying with a so called "friend" for a bit, but she threw me out, and took all my furni

Things Are Goin
well things have up and changed again. Getting divorced, moved back to my hometown, yeah going through some life altering stuff right now. Hopefully be getting done soon.

Tag You're It!!!
...i have decided that i'm gonna update as i think of things that are maybe a tad more interesting than my original 10...although i must say that i took great pleasure in reading the responses...so...ever the frustrated writer...i trudge onward...sheeeeeeett... ...see earlier blog for 1-10... 11. as i was driving today to pick up my lovely little car with a BRAND NEW CLUTCH...i remembered that i didn't mention the time i stopped 4 lanes of highway to get a dog that was runnin across the road...yes, it was a 65 mph speed limit... yes, i am crazy...and, yes, i almost got arrested for it...but f*uck it...that's what brakes are for...right?!?!...and the dog made it, all is well, and i was on the radio news... 12. this is really a continuation of #11...i get really upset...usually to the point of tearing up, when i see an animal dead at the side of the road...or in the road for that matter...and yes, i have been known to stop and "find a better resting place"...if ya know what i me

Dang
just wanted to show yall all the love this guy showed me earlier tonite :)

Guidoverload
At this point, it's almost cliche to still be making fun of guidos...but it's not our fault. These fucking wastes of life won't go away. Seemingly totally oblivious to how absolutely ridiculous they appear to any normal human being, they continue to pollute your favorite bars, shopping malls and gyms with their unwanted presence.Although this really isn't a blog, I felt the need to share the following horrific images with all of you so we can marvel at these walking, breathing, orange-skinned cartoon characters and all have a nice hearty laugh. Once again, if there is anyone on my friends list who finds any of these "men" attractive, please delete me from your friends because you make me physically ill. Let's begin...Here is the star of today's show. A guido I came across on a message board elsewhere on the net. His face seems to be frozen in the same expression in almost every picture. Is it the steroids? Has the hair wax made it's way into his blood stream through his skin somehow a

God's Forsaken Radio
DJ Bass's influences are porn, bass playing, large bowel movements, and the smell of cedar chips. His favorite bands are Strapping Young Lad, Primus, Iron Maiden, Clutch, and Gut. The reason he likes being a DJ is because he gets to spin music that he is passionate about, and to bring different bands to the ears of fellow metal heads. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ Bass @ Gods Forsaken Radio !!!!!!! DevilsLittleAngel's influences would be her family as well as the metal bands she loves to listen to. Her favorite bands are Slipknot, Black Label Society, Pantera, Slayer, and Murderdolls. She likes being a DJ because she is a metal girl at heart and she loves music, and she loves to give people the same joy she gets from metal. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ DevilsLittleAngel @ Gods Forsaken Radio !!!!! Texas Metal Alliance will be in Austin, Texas, April 3, 2009 at 8:00 pm. They will be at TMA/By Any Means Necessary/Turbid North at Room

Nsfw Pics
ok here it go if u like to see my nsfw pics u have buy me bling and i get pick which one and i will not go over 10 credits. u get stay in my family list. and if u donot like this i'm sorry. if do sb or message me hug n kiss (1-10 credits)

Trains
KISS ME I'M IRISH TRAIN RULES 1) NO DRAMA!! NO DRAMA!! NO DRAMA!! 2) RATE THE PICS IN MY KISS ME I'M IRISH FOLDER (THERE ARE ONLY 50) START HERE 3) RATE AND FAN ALL RIDERS (IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO ADD ALL RIDERS BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT). 4) LEAVE A COMMENT STATING KISS ME I'M IRISH OR SOMETHING TO THAT AFFECT 5) PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ONCE YOU'VE COMPLETED THE TRAIN SO I CAN MAKE YOUR TAG AND ADD YOU TO THE BLOG/BULLY 6) PLEASE REPOST THE BULLY ONCE YOU'VE BEEN ADDED HAVE FUN! HOSTESS: Ms. Sassy{Shadow Leveler} Proudly Fu-Owned by Dusty~Proud Fu-Owner of Arctic Mermaid and Jade&Jackso@ fubar

Deep Inside
Through the darkness see the light, This shallow years end in fright. All of what I know and see, always something in my dreams. Come to me, you wretched thing, for your the first I will sing. Time to part the beaten path, everyone else can only laugh. My heart goes out to very few, but when it does its very trueWithered and decayed it is, but always growing to be new.I cannot stop this emotional bond, nor wallow in the dreams beyond,I only lack in every word, the dreams that are within my pond.My heart is frgile and its clean, but only I can see my dreams,I love my family I love my friends, but what else could this actually mean.It means I am here and will always be, The one you know I shall always be,A man with purpose and with thought, And all with truth and never naught.Life is long but time is short,and I am here but not for naught.My triumph my courage only you,And if perhaps you only knew.I cannot change the beaten path,For if I do it is my wrath.My soul is split, and it seems

Musings
LMAO, a funniest shit just happened. I'm eating honey out of this squirt thing bottle. I looked directly at the thing on top of it, where the honey comes out. And accidentally squeezed. So the honey just totally squirted on my face. lmao So, I decide to log into my page (for some reason I was logged out), just to not be able to. I was fuckin stupid, and instead of resetting my password (DOH!), decided to check if I was somehow deleted. Since it has happened SO OFTEN in the past, I was quite sure. WHen I made a new page with a same email, I did the search, and it showed me my old page. Sittin there, enjoyin itself, not deleted and functioning. I was like WTF??!   So now I am trapped with this noob page, and cannot log into that one since email search only produces this one. things that managed to annoy me already today:   I started gettin Russian spam mail, in addition to American one Annoying stupid pretentious douche neighbor who is a cunt British tard at work that has a mild cr

Thoughts And Rants About Fubar, Life, Love And Friends
Dear friends, Those of you who know me, know that I don't usually rate random pics. I like pics of you, pics of things in your life, because I am usually (lol) genuinely interested in my friends. If you have posted NSFW pics of yourself... Well first of all, I won't look if you're a guy. And ladies, I probably won't rate them, I will likely never comment them. It's not that I don't appreciate them. There are no points awarded on any NSFW pics for ratings. The pics are personal in nature and I would rather not comment them publicly. Everyone has beauty. If you see that I have actually clicked on an NSFW pic belonging to you, consider it a compliment. I have stopped to admire someone beautiful. I'm not perving, not just looking for NSFW. Rather stopping my regular routine to appreciate, admire and take in the beauty that you have shared. BUT If you were mine and you posted NSFW.. I'd be pissed off because I would want you to be ALL MINE!! LOL 8-P Have a GREAT day ladie

Personal Tags
So...you want a cool tag made? Well...you've come to the right place! I will make a tag... for you or your fu-friend just because or for a special occasion! If you'd like a tag... Here's what I'm asking: 200 10's, 50 11's or a 1 credit bling during Happy Hour will get you a basic tag with your favorite pic or color background, your pic and your name... 500 10's, 100 11's or a 3 credit bling during Happy Hour will get you a more detailed tag or 3 basic tags... A 5 credit bling during Happy Hour will get you a morph, a simple animation, 6 basic tags or 3 detailed tags... A 10 credit or higher bling or any "real money gifts" will get you an animation (either still pics put together or an animation made from a video clip) and 3 basic tags...

Lets See Lol
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND ***STARTING A NEW PIC RATE A THON *AS OF 01-04-09 TILL ????? TO SAY THANK TO MY FRIENDS. I AM RUNNING ANOTHER AUTO 11, SO MANY HAVE LEVELED ON ME THEY WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN LOL **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs N FUBUCKS GIVE AWAY** I HAVE HAD LOTS DO IT 4 & 5 TIMES LOL & AND GET BLINGS EACH TIME WHILE THEY LEVEL UP..LOL **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs N FUBUCKS GIVE AWAY** get 35 points for each rate, and 57 points during Happy Hours. Have fun rating and hope a lot of you level up Happy Hour 11's from VIP's will count 108 and not 57 *JUST A example...600 rates takes about 30 minutes and @ 57 points each, thats 32,400 easy points and matching fubucks,,, what a deal. **Rate Athon with Give Away BLINGS till????:)** SEXYGIRLBLONDE,FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar Viva Las VegasBy ZZ TopBest Video Codes

Everyone
A blog entry has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This entry was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can create a NSFW private blog or mark your entries as NSFW. You can create a NSFW private blog and manage your blogs entries by clicking the blogs link. This blog entry removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. --------- cunt!!! Some dumb whore wrote a bulletin about making a real mummer picture, LMFAO!!! rly? good luck with that... According to her, I'm not a mummer, lmfao! She left a comment on my page if you want to know who... There used to be an unwritten code that mummers went by in the mumms. I guess it is gone. What is with some of these newer mummers: 1)not knowing HOW to bash 2)not knowing WHEN to bash 3)not knowing when they are going to far (hit below the belt) I just s

Tarot/horoscopes
Some may see you as a rebel of sorts, but you know how to be down-to-earth, routine and conventional when it serves you. Your deepest motives may actually be a mystery even to you -- but you don't spend a great deal of time and energy trying to plumb the depths. You're too practical for that. You may have a problem with someone who is asserting his or her authority a little too aggressively today. Avoid a head-on conflict. THIS WEEK'S CARD: THE HANGED MAN They say that going back to someone or something from your past isn’t normally a good idea, as though 'going back' is a 'step backwards'. Although this may sometimes hold true, it ertainly isn't always the case. Finding yourself in such a dilemma can cause a state of impasse or limbo where you really don’t know what to do for the best. This brings me to The Hanged Man card, a card that normally indicates the need to make some kind of self- sacrifice, or indicates a need for you to give someone or something up. We all

>>>>>my Poetry
my poetry... sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose it all depends on the choices you choose... one day it's left, and one day it's right before you know it you lost the fight... tears you've cried, and tears you've caused you start to feel your life is paused can't move forward, can't move back your only defense now is to attack ----- tired of chasing dreams that just fade, tired of fearing the choices I've made, tired of feeling that I'm all wrong, tired of singing the same sad song, tired of being the one who's to blame, tired of knowing that you'll stay the same, tired of fighting about everything, tired of you and the pain you bring, tired of crying into the night, tired of saying that we'll be alright, tired of keeping all this inside, tired of having my heart denied.... ----- Back to the drawing board again... things will never change... just when you think life is going good... it's gauranteed to get strange... It may start small...

Lyrics
Moving on Let the tears drop From your face Dwell on the thought That I disappeared You chase the memorys That were never there you run with my shadow just to run empty Move on Move on You hold yourself up Thinking there be something But you don't see What in front of you You just keep running running running http://www.geocities.com/aquarainm/Sleep2.mp3 sorry had broken link before Glaze through the dusk and mist Whisper you deepest thought It'll be heard not by you by your lost mind Angels Strung from above waiting for lies and shame They welcome you with chosen burdens Keep them close for they are the life line To be true , to good and evil never really know cause you can't see the light brings one to his knees to cry to bleed from one mind Holy to unholy complications to much for one sight keep it close and calm for you are the lost soul

Blog
Nasty Quiz Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u fuck me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard/want me to fuck you hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like .porno stars? answer: 18.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 19.If i gave u my

Just Me
So sitting here thinking what I can do to make myself feel better. Realizing what makes me happiest is to make a difference to someone else. It could be the smallest thing, a smile, a laugh, a joke. It's all the sweeter reward, when it's someone who is down and you can really tell their day has been lifted. When working I had a habit of waving to 15-25 people every morning, and guess what.. they got in the habit of waving back and smiling. That along with an individual hello/good morning to each child as they walked on the bus. Middle schoolers had a habit of just looking at me like I was crazy or walking by with their Ipods secure in their ears, seemingly oblivious. I would still get a nod and smile from a handful and a couple with heartfelt return greetings. My elementary students were similar in a sense but the younger ones would really brighten up with a greeting. A few even would give me a hug as they entered the bus, even though I was unable to return the hug, company p

Santa's Many Faces
Five minutes before the Winter Solstice circle was scheduled to begin, my mother called. Since I'm the only one in our coven who doesn't run on Pagan Standard Time, I took the call. Half the people hadn't arrived, and those who had wouldn't settle down to business for at least twenty minutes. "Merry Christmas, Frannie." "Hi, Mom. I don't do Christmas." "Maybe not--but I do, so I'll say it." she told me in her sassy voice, kind of sweet and vinegary at the same time. "If I can respect your freedom of religion, you can respect my freedom of speech." I grinned and rolled my eyes. "And the score is Mom -one, Fran - nothing. But I love you, anyway." People were bustling around in the next room, setting up the altar, decking the halls with what I considered excessive amounts of holly and ivy, and singing something like, "O, Solstice Tree." "It sounds like a...holiday party." Mom said. "We're doing Winter Solstice tonight." "Oh. That's sort of like your version of Chri

Blogs
this is why i hate myself and i know its true no one will ever like me..   burnthe.priest: Have fun with that. ruthie !: i dont care about any stupid man off the internet burnthe.priest: Then why post your pics? ruthie !: BECAUSE I FUCKIN CAN ruthie !: trust me tons of desperate yahoo fuckers JUST LIKE U burnthe.priest: I'd rather jerk-off. ruthie !: jack off to them burnthe.priest: You are nasty. ruthie !: im nasty burnthe.priest: No ass. ruthie !: im not the one on here lookin for a women to jack off too burnthe.priest: Nor am I. ruthie !: uh huh ruthie !: im sure burnthe.priest: I'll jack off to porn... not your nasty ass. ruthie !: i have 1075 in my address book ruthie !: and im sure a lot of them jacked off to me burnthe.priest: So? ruthie !: so i dont care ruthie !: what u think ruthie !: or what u do in ur time burnthe.priest: Lies... ruthie !: im liein about home many are on my address book? ruthie !: u want proof ruthie !: because im sure 99% jacked off to me burnthe.priest:

Words To Live By
I have met a lot of great people on here, with the times being the way they are I have had to do away with my internet connection as I feared awhile back. My parents are running out of their inheritance money (helping me out while I go through the disability fight). It's unsure how long I will even be living where I am now. I know I can't move back in with my parents I probably could but climbing the stairs is most painful and almost impossible. For the record I had been getting a good amount for food on the EBT card. And also my kids are on Medicaid, I used to be until the change. I hadn't applied for any other assistance at the time because I didn't want any possible future child support should it ever start coming in again or when they (I'm hoping they do soon) approve my disability and send the first check it would go to them. I have a few home repairs and I could put a good chunk on the mortgage. Ya I read the fine print if I receive the cash assistance as well they'd t

Overwhelmed With Intensity
As she stepped in close the electricity shot through us like the electrical storms of the mid western plains. Her very presence tore the threads of time as her touch shot waves of pleasure through my body. She pushed me hard against the wall, followed by the quick thrust as her body slammed against mine. I could feel her breath down my neck, chest, and slowly down along my V-line as her hands forcibly caressed my body. Starting at my shoulders then down along my chest and hips she paused momentarily at my glutes for a quick squeeze before bringing her hands around to my knees and up my inner thighs. With every inch of aggression surges of primal passion ravaged my senses, followed by very carnal yet surprisingly erotic bite through my jeans. As she slowly rose back up and her eyes met my gaze; I was overwhelmed by the fiery passion. Forcing her back against the speaker box, I slowly slid my hand up her back and took a firm grip on her silky mane. In one quick strong tug, I pulled

I'm Being Pimped!
I have some Blings I'm not sure what to do with. I'd like to level today. Should I give to the one that levels me?

For Me !!
Mar 21, 2008 4:12 AM All I need is her smile, And my feelings start to awake. To touch her deeper in her heart, Will my words be all that it takes. I cannot hope with just my words, Her heart would become mine. Everyday I must show her, That I am worth her time. I want her open to me, To tell me what she feels inside. To feel completly at ease, Like the waves of a moonlite tide. For her to open her arms to me, Her mind,heart and soul. To have her give them to me. To me that is my goal. Here is the first one I wrote for you Beautiful My mind drifts off, When I think of you. Like clouds floating, In seas of blue. A second without you, Is like a loss of days. Never new someone could touch me, So deeply this way. All my thoughts, Completly woven around you. Nothing could seperate us, Even the devil I would make move. So if ever you have doubts, Read back these lines. And know my heart is yours, Yours for all time. The coldness of the night is

Come Give Me Some Love!!
Hot! Myspace Comments GET ME STARTED OFF GOOD NEED ALL MY FRIENDS TO GIVE ME SOME HELP. I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT. REALLY WANT TO TRY AND WIN THIS ONE. JUST CLICK MY PICTURE AND COME RATE MY PICTURE AND LEAVE SOME COMMENTS FOR ME. I SO, SO, SO APPRECIATE IT. HAPPY THANKSGIVING. Hot! Myspace Comments

God's Memorandum, Posted By, A Dear Friend, Hugs!
Memorandum from God To: You From: God Take counsel. I hear your cry. It passes through the darkness, filters through the clouds, mingles with starlight, and finds its way to my heart on the path of a sunbeam. I have anguished over the cry of a hare choked in the noose of a snare, a sparrow tumbled from the nest of its mother, a child thrashing helplessly in a pond, and a son shredding his blood on a cross. Know that I hear you, also. Be at peace. Be calm. I bring thee relief for your sorrow for I know its cause ... and its cure. You weep for all your childhood dreams that have vanished with the years. You weep for all your self-esteem that has been corrupted by failure. You weep for all your potential that has been bartered for security. You weep for all your talent that has been wasted through misuse. You look upon yourself with disgrace and you turn in terror from the image you see in the pool. Who is this mockery of humanity staring back at you wit

Top 10 Things A Man Would Do If He Woke Up In The Morning With A Vagina
Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes 5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video. 3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. 2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler. And the .. 1 thing a man would do is: 1. Finally find that damn G-spot. Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Rub one out for the joy and relief. 8. Get a bj. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal. 6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5

Been Missing You
   I have never bought into the whole 'Man Made Global Warming' thing, but you have to admit, it's been one hell of a summer. Living down south, the heat has been so oppressive, you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. Seriously, I think even desert critters would be sweating this year. It's so hot during the day, you only come out first thing in the morning or late in the afternoon. I travel as part of my job. I travel a LOT.Spending so much time on the road, I damn near live in hotels. I'm gone four to five days a week and honestly, it's hell on a relationship. So when I get the chance to have a visitor, it's a welcome change.        The phone call I got made me grin. It was Toy telling me she had a few days free and would be joining me later this afternoon. Funny how something so simple can make you melt inside. I must have looked like a kid at Disney World for the first time I was smiling so wide. For the rest of the day nothing could bring me down. In fact, I really don't remember

Help My Friends!
SUBJECT: looking for hot ladies with webcams to promote my webstore looking for hot ladies with apple bottoms & webcams to promote my webstore-will pay $50 and provide boyshorts for ladies to make a 5-min video like this  one-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObxDWGVIU1A reply with pic to wad.john@ymail.com   -------------------- Here’s some good news for women who find it hard to squeeze into their skinny jeans, courtesy their big bottoms: a generously proportioned derriere could be good for health, say scientists. Researchers believe the type of fat that accumulates around the hips and buttocks, rather than around your stomach, may offer some protection against developing the disease. But fat that collects around the stomach, known as visceral fat and often resulting in a ‘beer belly’, can raise a person’s risk of diabetes and heart disease. That means people with pearshaped bodies, with fat deposits in the buttocks and hips, are likely to be less prone to these

What Else Is New?
A friend of mine needs some serious help, anyone & everyone that loves em el do just that... Here is he's link http://fubar.com/3010819 , shower him with love... Points 3,141,495 OUT OF 6,000,000 Needs Buzzkilled 0 OF 3 Pimpouts 1 OF 2 Big Pimpin Gifts 0 OF 5   All luv will be returned! From what I hear alot of peoples are leaving FU because of just that they believe it's to much like FACEBOOK and would have to agree but I did see them changing it back yesterday although not sure if people r happy about it? I'm happy that they have gotten back to OLD SCHOOL unhappy cause I believe I'd been fucked out of my damn blast seeing they'd been doing the changes during that time period I'm not going to buy another, an yes I know it's hard to say but true justta waste of moneys & well they will not refund your money nor will they give you credit so anyways my Q? is r ya'll happy with them going BACK? I've been here now for over 7 years, changed my name I don't know how many times an left

About Me And What U Should Know About Me
1. I will only be posting PG-13 pics of me...NO NSFW ones and don't ask to see cause u will be deleted from my friends list...go somewhere else for that. 2. NO DRAMA ON MY PAGE PLEASE!!!! 3. PLEASE Don't Take any of my pics that have to do with me please...(they are mine) pics in the tv and movie or whatever u may rip those..i don't care..if u like 4. Im a very easy going woman if u just respect my rules on my page..thanks that is all i ask just so u know my man know's that i am on this site and what i am doing... besides i am not doing anything wrong and keeping it pg13 on my pics so i don't see anything wrong with it...and ladies are more than welcome too..don't be shy like new friends..well have to finish making breakfast and good morn and good afternnoon and good night...=)

Ramblings From A Twisted Mind
  21 March 1953 Korea Hello Folks    Will start this while we are waiting for an inspection. Had to lay all our clothes out for a clothing shakedown. Guess they want to find out how much stuff we left behind in the other area......   This is the first day of spring and it's really nice out this morning. Boy a day like today really gives a guy the spring fever. Makes him want to lay out in the sun and just do nothing. Well I guess I'll sign off for now so I can mail this yet this morning Your Son April 1, 1953 USA Son   Well I hardly know how to write this letter as we got the message that you were missing in action on March 22, then the special delivery said you were on patrol duty and reported missing. We are all so broken hearted but hoping and praying that you are still ok. Everybody is wishing and praying with us. We have had so much company and have so many letters a

My Writings!!!
Yes it is true I will be leaving fubar for a while to pursue my education...I recently started classes at borough of manhattan community college and I decided that my time needs to be spent more on my studies than here...Don't get me wrong my friends are important to me but school comes first and I also am getting things in my life together..I'm working on my relationship as well so that is something that will be taking some of my time For now this is the best thing for me and at some point I will return..my profile will still be up and running just that I wont be on it often If anyone would like to keep in touch outside of here just hit me up with a note and I will give you my yahoo or aol screen name thanks to all that has made my fubar experience a good one Oh and you will see a bulletin asking to make me godmother please feel free to get me there while I am away sonce I have been trying to for the past few months lol But anyway this is my goodbye for now take care keep in tou

For Friends
Hey...YOU..ya you! this is the BEST group of people you could know get your butts over to their profiles and do the FU thing R/F/A them all you wont regret it ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ my hubby i loves him so! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ my bestest friends ever

Pictures My Pics..lol
good morning everyone or eveing depening where u are..=) im going to make a salute pic now i think i figured how to make one again... also im not sure about showing all of me here...but i can do some sexy teddys or something...but not naked, just don't feel all that comfortable if u know what i mean...anyways i am going to make my salute after my bath..so ill catch up with u fu friends in a bit...=)   have a nice day   p.s. just so u know someone made me feel unconfortable before so new changes..please don't judge me cause u don't know me i had to change my privacy setting in (PROFILE VIEWABLE TO EVERYONE OR FRIENDS OR SALUTES REQUIRED)...U KNOW THAT BUTTON...sorry don't mean to yell at u..but i wanted to make sure u knew what i was talking about...=) i changed my setttings friends only can see my profile and i want to make sure that u are still seeing my profile and pics....i met to do that while back...im going to try this for awhile and wants to know from other people using thi

Missy~ Sahar Blog's
the xxx story: As I walked in the door, coming home from the office, I saw my wife Carolyn standing by the cabinet preparing dinner. Carolyn has a body built like a brick shit house with all the fixtures in the right place. Today she looked especially good wearing a skimpy halter top with a pair of low cut shorts that fit snugly around her ass with the outline of her bikini panties showing through. Crossing the room and walking up behind her I reached around and cupped one of her tits with my hand while caressing her ass with the other and gave her a little nibble on the earlobe. "Whats for dinner?" I asked while dropping my hand from her tit to rub her cunt suggestively. "Company" she replied. I heard a voice from the den calling "Come on in, we have the fire going." As I entered the room, Ron, a friend of the family rose from a recliner with a drink in his hand and a bulge in the front of his pants. "You horny old bastard" I said, "What the hell are you doing over here?"

Dawn A Wonderful Women
http://www.tattoojohnny.com/military-tattoo-designs.asp OK I WANT A NEW TAT BUT IM STUCK BETWEEN 2 TATS. THE LINK ABOVE SHOWS BOTH TATS. U WILL SEE 15 PIC ON THE PAGE. GOING LEFT TO RIGHT. ITS BETWEEN THE VERY FIRST PIC AND THE 12TH PIC. LEAVE ME A COMMENT TELLING ME WHICH ONE U LIKE THE MOST. PLEASE AND TY. FIRST TAT--- http://www.tattoojohnny.com/tattoo-design-gallery.asp?sku=axf-00912 2ND TAT---- http://www.tattoojohnny.com/tattoo-design-gallery.asp?sku=chf-00689 HEY!!! THESE ARE ALL SOME SPECIAL WOMEN WHO ARE REAL SWEET HEARTS AND NEED ALOT OF LOVE FOR STANDING BEHIND ME. PLEASE SHOW THEM AS MUCH LOVE AS YOU CAN. THEY ALL WILL SHOW U LOVE BACK JUST DONT MESS WITH THEM OR IM WILL HAVE ME IT DEAL WITH. THIS IS DJ NILLA OWBER OF THE GREATEST RADIO ON FUBAR DDR dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEED$RADIO.COM~ proud 2 b fu-owned by Steve (yay me!!!)@ fubar THIS IS DJ DANI A CARING AND SPECIAL GM TO US ALL ~♥Ðani♥~DJ SMURFETTE~GM @ DiRtY DeEdS RaDiO~*FU-OWN

Blogs Of Others I've Enjoyed
subject: New Space post date: 2008-05-07 21:35:25 views: 9 comments: 0 ratings: 0 When a friend leaves,there is a void, And no one can ever fill that space. But to you,my new friend, You deserve your own special place. No shoes to fill,no great expectations, All I ever ask is that you just be you. Your friendship will have a place in my heart, To you my heart will always be true. Never hide your fears,be honest with an open mind, And I will always do the same for you. So take your place within my heart, Hopefully I will have a place in your heart to. Miki@ fubar I'm in my first contest to win a happy hour.   All I ask is for 1 comment a day for a week or even 1 comment is better than none.   It starts at 8pm tonight  Thanks!!   Contest Host $safe_uid_dname@ fubar Thick girl's contest Must enter full body picture NSFW entries allowed Rates Only Prize is a Happy Hour Contest Host: CURVALICIOUS SISTER GROUP2 THE CANDY SHOP

Prince Of Pirates Blog
I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, gr

Come Get Your Fu-luv
After this heartfelt pimpout by CTGirl...I am sitting here in tears...I am amazed every day at the amount of love CTGirl and the rest of the fu luv family gives me...I love you guys soooo much and just because I am not riding your butts about bombing doesn't mean you are far from my heart. So if you haven't already done so please go fan/rate/add this wonderful family...they have to be the most loving family on fubar!! Luv you guys!!! THANK YOU!!!! For always being a friend first!!!! I love you very much and wish u all the best!!! I am always here for u and u know that!!!! Thank you from the family for all your hard work angel!!! Couldn’t have done this without u!!! Stop By Add , Rate and Fan my sexy friend!! She will return the Luv!!! Shes a great person and deserves some Fu-Luv!!! Lots of Love and Kisses from your East Coast Sister!!! ADDICTIVE

Lets Have A Chat....
PART 2 Once again... this will be one of them blogs with bad spelling... bad grammar... and the hell with commas and periods... So a few days ago i wrote a blog about the men and how they act towards the ladies on here... now its the ladies turn to hear a little truth about how they act... Now ladies on here know they have an upper hand on things... they know that they have more power over the men... they know that all they have to do is smile and flirt a little and they will have most men wrapped around their little finger... Ladies in lounges will flirt away with guys... shake they cyber hips and wear those low cut cyber shirts... they will tease and provoke the men into a semi sexy chat... they know just what buttons to push to have the guys drooling and slobbering over them... But yet those same ladies will start to bitch and moan 2 days later when they get shoutbox messages from those same guys talking to them in a sexual or provocative manner.... Now ladies... if you dont

About Me
so i guess i need to tell alil about myself.. lets see well start were the hell began.... at around 13 i started runnin away, thought i new everything thought i knew how life was, finally on the fourth time my parents sent me to a homeless shelter for kids, they signed their rights away and changed their number, if i wanted to talk to them i had to call their lawyer.Ii have 2 kids , abused in bth.. i have major teust issues. i have had long term relationships but got hurt ieveryone... i dnt ask for alot i just want honesty loyalty, 50/50 and affection, loving affection. is that alot. i dnt care if u go out i aint one of those bitches that wana hide their man. if the trust is their, then why not let them do wat they want, ur only chasin them away by holdin them down. ull also learn that i write alot of blogs when im feelin down. i write better that way. what i say is my word. i dont lIE. it only catches up to u. and i HATE drama, so dont NEVER bring it to me. i get down on myself for th

She Needs Some Love
OK. Heres the thing. Some one got me my first AUTO 11 bling. I'm turning it on at 6pm EST. The good news is a friend of mine also has AUTO 11's but she isnt turning hers on til tomorrow. She also has a Happy Hour tomorrow at 6pm EST. This is what I need my friends to do. Today at 6pm rate me like you love me. Help me hit Godfather. Tomorrow at 6pm go rate my friend during her Happy Hour and help her shed off some points. I'm already set to rate her. Kå®$Wåý(¯`·¸•´¯)Owned By Styx@ fubar My friend here needs some major love. Its just one picture. You dont have to bid but she needs the rates http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1835552&albumid=1466719&i=3967554725&idx=22 This sweet young lady just got her 2nd AUTO 11. Shes sitting at 925,440. When her AUTO's run out she would like to be under 500,000. I know I have friends who like rating PPL with AUTO's so go show her some mad love. Nevaeh RLW of Slimreb ·@ fubar

Fu-bar
Today I will have my Auto-11 activated. The person that rates the **most pics will be given their choice of a 5 credit Bling. Please Private Message me with the number of pics that you rated. **In the event of a tie, I will pick a number & the person that is closest to that number without going over will be the winner** Have fun & I hope that you level. ~~If you BOMB a folder that counts too, use that count for messaging me.~~ Thank-You all & Have a Great Day!! xoxoxo Please stop by & rate this pic while you're at it Hi there friends, I am in my very 1st Auction. I have never been in one before but I have "bought" some fu-friends in the past. I have LOTS to offer & if bidding is right, might offer more, click on this pic & it'll take you there, so PLEASE stop by & check it out *** You won't regret "owning" me for 1 Mth. *** ~~~~I have an offer thats going on until March 5th, whoever can outbid the last offer of a 3 day Blast & a 25 Bling pack will ge

My 1st Poem
Dear Lord i come to you today on this 24th day of May I Don't come to you like i should But with a little guidance i know i could One great thing is i met this great gal Not only my soulmate,but lso my best pal I feel like everyone thinks i'm a bad guy I just feel like i should die My life is so messed up now But to you my Lordd i bow Lord i really need your need your help Right now all i ask for is a baby step Lord i know i'm not perfect,Lord i have sinned And looked down on me and grinned And said i forgive you Shane You are one of a never ending chain I know your a busy man up there And i know that you truley care Till the day it is my turn to leave Lord,I will always believe You are my Saviour,my God,my Lord To you i have always adored I'm going to leave now So to you my mighty Lord i bow thought i would write you a love letter because no one could ever love you better you mean the world to me trust me soon you will see you are

Myles.. Emotions"and Reflections"
MY DARK WHIRLWIND EMOTION" I have a hard time sleeping at night, and sleepless nights drives me crazy . It made me think of so many things, past , present, future…memories, good and bad, beautiful, and ugly ,people who had been part of my life, unfulfilled dreams, visions for the future, my hopes and dreams ,things that I passed through, and possible things that may happen, trials that may come……ahhhhh! People that I care and love much,my family, my kids , my family back home and friends,all the people that I know, and shared some memories, oh, my kids how there were born, how they made me happy, how they made me cry and tired, and my husband, whom I know for 19 years,were so close yet were so far ,seems were miles apart, or maybe its me who is far, my strange , cold feelings, that lost of love and passion, that has invaded for years. it was the least expected things, but it strangely happened, it was so beautiful when I was falling in love, but oh, how ugly it is when one is f

My Randomness...
think i'm going for a walk now i feel a little unsteady i don't want nobody to follow me 'cept maybe you i could make you happy you know if you weren't already i could do a lot of things and i do tell you the truth i prefer the worst of you too bad you had to have a better half she's not really my type but i think you two are forever and i hate to say it but you're perfect together so fuck you and your untouchable face and fuck you for existing in the first place and who am i that i should be vying for your touch and who am i i bet you can't even tell me that much two-thirty in the morning and my gas tank will be empty soon neon sign on the horizon rubbing elbows with the moon a safe haven of sleepless where the deep fryer's always on radio is counting down the top 20 country songs and out on the porch the fly strip is waving like a flag in the wind y'know, i don't look forward to seeing you again soon you'll look like a photograph of yourself

Nsfw
You and your girl are on a mission to have a private picnic. You're drivin around lookin for the perfect place when you come to this stream. You park the car and walk over to it, holding her hand. You look up the stream and see the most beautiful waterfall you've ever seen. An idea forms in your mind and you pull her toward it, giving her that look. She smiles and the look in her eyes mirrors yours. She begins to strip her clothes and takes off into the water, wading through the knee-length water. You follow her to the waterfall and she ducks underneath it, you follow and wrap you arms around her as the water falls over you both. Your lips lock together and she wraps one leg around your waist. You reach down and grab her ass, pulling her fully against you and your rock hard erection. She wiggles so your poised, ready to enter. You give the thrust and enter her, she gives a little squeak of surprise and sucks your tongue into her mouth. You grab her hips and pound yourself into

My First Time Ever !
The sky was dark the moon was high . All alone just her and I. Her hair so black her eyes so blue i knew just what she wanted to do ! Her legs so soft her hair so fine i ran my fingers down her spine. I did'nt know how but I tried my best . I started by placing my hands on her breast. I remember my fear my fast beating heart , and slowly i spread her legs apart. I tugged i pulled I gave it all my might ! when I finished I saw dawns early light. at last it's finisdhed it's all over now My irst time ever milking a cow!!

Auction
Own This Juggalo RavinJuggalo is in Abby's auction ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh dont tell ne1. So go check it out you could own this Juggalo! Just click on the pic below to go to the auction folder and place your bid! GO SHOW LOVE TO THE AUCTIONEER Abby ~Screw the roses, Send me the thorns~@ fubar Ok Im trying to get as close to leveling as possible and its not going to well.  With the exception  of a few ppl helping me out. So Im offering 30 pimpouts to be used through out a month.  (use them how u want just let me know ahead of time. Limit 3 a day) and 20 Million fubux. Id like to get a Cherry Bomb and a Auto 11.  But we can always work something out. Plz Shout me or leave me a msg or comment and let me know if you are interested  in working something out.  Plz share this blog if u can.    Thanx Ravin   Ive upped the fubux value to 30 million fubux instead of 20 million! come place your bids

Help Blog
Below you will find different codes which you can use for bulletins, blogs, comments, etc. I hope you find these helpful!Also, be sure to define the code where it says things like "urlhere" or "colorhere", etc.For photos, you will need to have them uploaded to a site such as Photobucket or Imageshack, then use the "Direct Link" provided on those sites. If you do not have an account, click the links below to create one:Photobucket or Imageshack For font styles to use in the codes below, this is a decent place to look:http://www.dafont.com/ Bulletin with background/pic as link code Put here the words you want to show in the bulletin/blog/comment you are posting Simple image code for placing image in comments Simple link code for text links Place your text here for people to click on! Simple link code for picture links The more comfortable you get with HTML the more you will be able to do with it. These are only the most commonly used codes! Simple font code fo

What The Hell?!
Okay. So I recently had a picture flagged as NSFW. Now normally you can tell why something is flagged. Albight it may be a RETARDED reason, but you can sort of maybe direct yourself down the train of thought that may have caused them to see something as NSFW. However this time, I am 100% stumped. I have had this pic up for QUITE sometime. No problems. None at all. It's not obscene, it's not offensive, it's not lewd, sexual, or racially prejudice, nor does it offend people based on religious or sexual preferance. It's a simple pic that I've had up and as my default for quite sometime. "What is this pic that could get Johnny so fired up about?" you may ask yourself. Well, here's the link. I don't dare show it in my blog because then my BLOG will be NSFW. The Evil pic that has signaled the downfall of HUMANITY Now can anyone, HONESTLY tell me what the hell is offensive or NOT SAFE FOR WORK in this picture? What about this picture makes viewing it at work so horribly wrong?

What I Believe . . .
Stupid people . Slow cars in the fast lane . Long lines at the store . Abortions . Cheaters . Parents who don't control their kids in public . Vegetables . People that burn the American Flag . Gas prices . Drunk airplane pilots . Pro athletes that do drugs . Child molestors . Snobby people . Racism . Diet soda . Kidney stones . Fake people . Karma's a bitch . In freedom of speech . Money isn't everything, but pretty damn close . Its not funny until somebody gets hurt . Theres no 'I' in team . You don't know what you've got, til' its gone . Honesty is the best policy . Everything happens for a reason . Wisdom begins in wonder . If she cheats with you, she'll cheat on you . Stupid people should wear signs . Life without cable TV is worthless . D.T.A. (Don't trust anybody) .

Nsfw Pics
1 week 800,000 fubucks or 6 credit pack 2 weeks 1,600,000 fubucks 12 credit pack or blast 1 month 5,000,000 fubucks or 25 credit pack Never get deleted AUTOS BOMBS HAPPY HOUR VIP OR FUMARRIAGE PIMP OUTS 500K each 1 week 6 credit pack   2 weeks 12 credit pack 3 weeks a 15 credit bomarang bling 1 month  25 credit pack   Never get deleted AUTOS BOMBS HAPPY HOUR VIP OR FUMARRIAGE PIMP OUTS 500K each

Messages For My Friends
heres the deal.....and im gonna speak in amanda-nese so if you don't know me your prolly gonna get offended, mad, frustrated, annoyed or any combination of the previous emotions by this, so i suggest u take ur sensitive ass to some attention whores blog who only says nice sweet things so that everybody will love her/him and spare me the hate mail, rate hate, and retarded pessimistic blog comments you typically leave to us fed up with fubar members......TRUST ME, once you've been here long enough(length of time varies depending on your intelligence)you start to get fed up with "playing the fubar/cherrytap/lostcherry game" and eventually ponder the thought of CT suicide yourself (i refuse to use the word FU bcuz well it annoys me so NO i didn't forget that its called FUBAR now).....with that said onto my rant... FAKE!!!!!! FAKEBAR!!!! thats what this place should be called and that is the main reason for me posting this blog tonight...im sick of it.....it deppresses me honestly. MAIN

For My Friends!
I dont like drama!if you have a problem with me you dont need to tell me that you wll delete me you are welcome in my page and you are welcome too to go..i dont care your life !i like in fubar and no question for all for making it long history and making you feel hurt or what ever..i dont like drama i got lot in my life!!!!I am here for 1 reason while i injoy it too to meet someone and making me lough while i am board..i sit a lot time in my loptop to do something while i am talking to you..a thousand´s friend in my list i cannot intertain you all!can you do that at your list!?were all in here had a close like you too(do you?)I love those who people who having respect with me...i dont care who you are and on what your doing in your profile..i wll do on what i want and do on your´s!!! to sit my sitting profile you dont need to as me why!and i dont need to explain with you why..!! I am pilipina its like you treat a idiot 1....!!! I am not american to expect me a perpect 1 in your

Bling Packs Anyone?
I just wanted to let all of you know how I'm able to buy bling packs while low on cash. The site below is incredibly easy to earn cash. They send out checks every month on the 15th. All you have to do is earn a minimum of $20.00 before the end of the previous month. So If I earn at least $20.00 during any month, the following month on the 15th my check is sent. I've spent nothing out of pocket/no credit card needed/no sign up fee's of any kind. I earned over $50.00 in the first hour I was on the site. I'll use the check I get this month to buy bling packs :) I have a few other sites I've been using to buy my bling but this one is by far the easiest and pays on a regular basis. There is so much I didn't mention, I have to get to bed, lol. I'll write more about this later. Feel free to ask me any questions, I'm always happy to help :) Please, take a second to check out the site, let me know what you think of it. I'm interested in all feedback both good & bad.    

My Writings
not really;   rate the hubby, basteds! ;p   Jizzmeister Slimz@ fubar Who ARE all those losers that scream "wut up wut ya up to?"   I add everyone, without even lookin, since...I am too lazy to check ppl out n read their shit.So they just accumulate themselves on mah page. But, seriously, some are just palin annoying and retarded. I am thinkin to get a netbook (12" one) (do NOT insert penis references here, assholes) so I can take it with me to Russia and use it while traveling.   ANd I have NO idea what to get. HALP??!

Just My Blog
amiee@ fubar Dear all...would you be so kind to help out this friend of mine ? She works as hard as possible to level and is very close to it. It doesnt have to be much..anything would do. Thank you for all you do.     A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm, please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still h

Poems
Its all because of you,I'm never sad and blue,You've brightened up my day'sIn you own special way.How can I get you to understand,That I love you more than I can,How can I get you to see,Your the only girl for me,Its all because of you,My dreams came true,Your everything Ive wished for,and I could never wish for more.I cant describe how much I care,But when you need me I will be there,To wipe your tears when you are sad,To make you happy when you are mad,Nobody is as special as you are to me,Now I hope you are beginning to see,Just how much I care for you,And all my feeling will always be true You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise. You're the last thing I think of Each night when I close my eyes. You're in each thought I have And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger With every move I make. I want to prove I love you But that's the hardest part. So, I'm giving all I have to give To you... I give my heart There is a tear embedded in my heartA lonely

For Friends And Fans
she though she had it allthe love of her manthe ring he gave her on her hand.the future looked brightto any one in sight.one day that changedshe didnt understandwhat had happenedto her beloved man.she waited for the callthat never came.  she wantedto hear his voice all the same.she misses his wordsacross the phone line.the way he told her he wouldtil the end of time.but time ran out like the sand in a glass.she knew that her time of lovehad finally past.she still longs for what shecant seem to find.. and that isthe sound of her love. telling hereverything will be fine.how long must she wait for that day to come. will it beweeksmonthsyears or lifetimes.. until her loverealizes that she still loves himthat shes been waiting for him.that hes hurt her.. but her pain has made her stronger.will she ever have it all? They were the only family with children in the restaurant. The mother sat with their son Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking. Suddenly,

My Random Thoughts
I want to taste you, I want to taste you right now I want to lick the sweat from your skin I want to suck your soul right in I want to explore your mouth with my tongue I want to burn from the flames of passion I want to taste you, I want to taste you right now I want to hold your heated flesh I want our bodies to mesh I want to explore your sex with my tongue I want to savor you when you cum I want you to go numb from the sensations I want you to get wet from this verbal masturbation I want you so hot you drip I want to drink you, I want to sip I want to slip you some tongue I want to lick you off my fingers and savor you some I want to taste you Are you satisfied Are you electrified Can't you decide Are you what you wanted to be Tasted by me 1. I am told I have sad eyes but I think I smile too much     2. I can't live without my cell phone. I check to see if it's on my person at least a million times a day. Whether I stick it in my

Randomness
  I'm feeling a lil naughty and froggy today... Send me a horny toad and I'll make you a NSFW or SFW salute (you pick)! :)   w00t w00t Fukkkk the haters!   I'm becoming quite the Salute junkie anymore... I've had many requests for them, but there's just one thing... My memory sucks and come salute time I always forget who wanted one... Soooooooo... I decided to start this blog... I love all of my fu friends and I'll be more than happy to make you a salute if you just leave a comment in here! :) I'll let you know when I get it done... Sometimes it can take a week or so, because I am a mother and it'd look awful funny if my kids walked in while making sexy salutes... :P And not only that, but seriously I don't f

Mell0rz Place For Imaginary Friends.
I'm freaken bored. Someone talk to meeeeeeee! Lol x.x Has there always been blogs & I've completely looked passed it, or is it new? lol. -rubs chin- Okay, so I want to level and it's never going to happen lol.. so I have come up with a plan! To photoshop people!! I like photoshopping people and things, so I figured.. why not use that to my advantage, providing people *want* things photoshopped.. lol. You can see some stuff I've done in my photo albums. So this is how it'll work.. The only way I know that'll level me up easily enough is to get photo comments, so basically if you comment atleast 40/50% of my pics, I'll do a photoshop of your choice. Hopefuly this works lol. I'll also accept gifts *flutters eye lashes* hehe. For your photoshopped image, I won't do a webcam taken picture unless it's really good quality [1.3mpx +] I can edit your head onto someone, I can edit you so you look purdies [not that you don't already!!] I can make you look zomibfied, I can do alot of stuff..

Huh
Could you Please explain what the heck is a Blog I write erotic fantasy stories. Any women interested in swapping stories? All will hear back frome me. Just email me and tell me what you like so I can write one exclusively for You

Missing The Lc
Starting a new job on 9/19 have been a domestic engineer for a few months and am ready to go back to work.I'm a vet assistant and have been doing that type of work for the last 12 years..it will be nice to go back to work and take care of the kitties and puppies.Hired at a nice vet clinic in Arlington,Texas as a vet assistant/kennel tech and am full time 8:00am to 6:00pm and a couple of weekends a month.Won't be able to get on the LC as often and that sucks cause I've made some great friends on here.Will get on as often as time allows and well holler at as many friends as I can..The people here at the LC ROCK!!Thanks for all the love!!

~tainted Thoughts~
Go to sleep, and close your eyes, And dream of broken butterflies That tore their wings against a thorn. You know the pain that they have borne. Silver metal, shine so bright. Scarlet blood, that feels so right. Dream of that blood trickling down, And wake up just before you drown. The moonlight's shining off your tears As you bleed out your own worst fears. So tonight when you start to cry Whisper the cutters' lullaby: Hushabye baby, you're almost dead. You don't have a pulse and your pillow is red. Your family hates you, your friends let you bleed. Sleep tight with a knife, cause it's all that you need. Rockabye baby, broken and scarred. You didn't know that life would be this hard. Time to end the pain that you hid so well, And down will come baby, straight back to hell Current mood: crushed Category: Writing and Poetry ~!TAINTED WORLD!~ This morning tears ran up my face. This turned my world upside down. My tear soaked flesh left not a trace

One Of My Poems
Subject: Please sign and forward Went to a party Mom... (read all the way to the bottom and sign your name) PLEASE!! I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one p iece. I n ever knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would ha

Changed Pics
hey everyone... sorry... but i had to enlarge my pics... lots of the comments got lost... thanks for the compliments... if you wanna put em back up there go for it! The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight; My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight; The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep In perfect contentment or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear; Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near; Stand

The Messages For Those Who Care..
Yes I have been gone from here for some time now .... i have not even checked out this profile in a long time ....i do appreciate those who have noticed i have been missing .... to those few i thank you and miss you much .... for everyone else who has not even noticed i have been missing .... i understand ..... its not like we are in love ....nor even truely knew each other ... yes i to have moved on .... it is what happened in life .... you see something and you moveon ... either it sticks with you for the rest of your time here or ...... its gone as quickly as it came ....yes alot of things in my life have changed ... some for the better ...some for the worse ..... I am slowly clawing my way back into the road ... and getting myself back on track .... i miss the interactiveness of CT ... and for those thatwish to continue on wiyh me in this place I have made a new profile ..... I am willing to share it with any who ask .... so this is your change ..... ask and you shall get it .... y

What's Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage92%Chains/Handcuffs83%Biting75%Whips58%Blind Folds42%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Hmmmmm
Have you ever sat down and thought to yourself...WHY AM I HERE??? well thats what i did last night! i was trying to figure out my purpose! I have a 2 year old son that i love to death and would do anything in the world for but the one thing that i want more than anything for him never comes true!! I want my son to have a father figure someone to look up to and someone to show him how to be a man! i cant show him how to like sports and stuff like that i need a REAL MAN to do that! What is a girl to do? What Rocky Horror Picture Show Character Are You? You are Janet Weiss!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Thoughts From A Wandering Mind
To live content with small means; to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion; to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not, rich; to listen to stars and birds, babes and sages, with open heart; to study hard; to think quietly, act frankly, talk gently, await occasions, hurry never; in a word, to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up through the common--this is my symphony..................William Henry Channing 2 the dawn The Distance Between Two Hearts Is Not An Obstacle...Rather A Reminder How Strong Love Can Be.. A Canadian Soldier was attending some university courses between deployments. He had completed tours in Bosnia, and had just returned from Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes. "

Camera
New technology can be fun but it can also be a bitch. I know what I want to get from the shots but it's the how. I can't see myself referring to the manual every time I want to set a shot up! Can you imagine asking someone to hold a pose while you go through the manual to work out the best setting to take it? At least I am choosing some non-complaining subjects at the moment so I will probably have worked out what I need to do by the time I get 'live' subjects. And they will be the most fun! Finally made the decision to get myself a decent camera. Spent a good few years on the prosumer side of the fence but being an old 35mm SLR hand it was difficult not having a camera system. The old camera had a good telephoto lens but still fell short when I needed it most. So ... off into Digital SLR land we go and the new camera is now in my hands. The profile pic is the latest entry but am still getting used to the system having been used to my old camera for 4 years. Still, the new one is

Friends
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Send This To15 And Me
Please don't send me anymore of those comments how much you love me and send this forward to 15 people i care about including me.After being member for almost 4 months i can say that there are not 15 people i can really care about.From all the so called friends i have here i know now that there are only 5 i really can care about and 2 i would call my real friends The longer i am a member here the less i like these so called great friends stuff and how great it is here!

Battys Video Vault
hehehe Phone Call to GodAdd to My Profile | More Videos when i first saw this i was like wtballs is up with this,but honestly its funny haha also kinda genius ..and educational to LOL. roflmfao

Hug's
Why is it I can give everyone 10's ! But know one ever buy's me a gift. That is it I not going to buy gift's for no one. If I really like you then You may alread gotten one from me so far! Just put them up tell me what you think!! Hey anyone that live near or by Beech Grove need's to come to the Festival in Beech Grove. If you come here you should come to Indy Ink Slinger or F3lonz skate shop. You may see me at both shop's or just walking around the Festival. So if you want to have fun and meet a cool ass chick you should come  check it out.

Its Cold I Need To Be Warmed Up!
RECOVER YOUR HAPPINESS I LOVE THIS... A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life. C--Create Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with. D--Decide Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way. E--Explore Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself. F--Forgive Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes. G--Grow Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your w

Iktpq
The Rocket Summer. mmmm, so amazing. yeah, looking at my last one it said i've seen hatebreed four times, and heal these wounds 3 times. yeahhh, i get to see hatebreed for the fifth time tomorrow at four pm. :] and i've seen heal these wounds 7 times as of november first, with gwar. ahahahaha, i

Guy's I Just Need To Get Something Off My Chest
I've had the porno trading thing going for quite some time now and i think its about time i made a thing or two clear, I find it sooooooo hot. I'm wanting to make a little fettish page of my own ( a nod to redheads and freckles's page). so if you could please keep mailing it through to me i'll begin to compile my faveourites. at the moment i'd like to request some real filth... anyone in possetion of any DP or f**king machines pics or vids, they'd be much appreciated. i guess i'm just in the mood to see some horny tight boddied bitches get utterly degraded!! :P love you all your ct (or lost cherry((if your memory stretches that far back)).) slut for life. Hess xXxXxXx

Naughty Or Nice?
You know Christmas is around the corner and Santa has a list of all the naughty, and nice things you've done this year. But I don't! I want to know what is the wildest, sexiest, naughtiest thing, or things you have done this year? The naughtiest entry will win a gift. Courtesy of me.. Have fun.

Anti Valentines
************************* I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. ************************* Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. ************************** Of loving beauty you float with grace. If only you could hide your face. **************************** Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not. ****************************** I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off of your face. ******************************* I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! ************************************ My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. ************************************ I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I a

How Sex Starts
Gwen Stefani Wind It Up This is pretty funny! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m. REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE AS "How

I Am The Flag
I AM THE FLAG OF THE USA I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions of learning. I stand guard with power in the world. Look up and see me. I stand for peace, honor,truth and justice. I stand for freedom. I am confident. I am arrogant. I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners, my head is a little higher, my colors a little truer. I bow to no one! I am recognized all over the world. I am worshipped - I am saluted. I am loved - I am revered. I am respected - I am feared. I have fought in every battle of every war for more than 200 years. I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and Appamatox. I was there at San Juan Hill, the trenches of France, in the Argonne Forest, Anzio, Rome, and the beaches of Normandy, Guam, Okinawa, Korea, and KheSan, Saigon, Vietnam now me. I was there. I lead

The Words Of D*nice
why dont people understand i only share my private pictures [ WHICH MIGHT I ADD THEY ARENT SO PRIVATE! I HAVE MY CLOTHES ON IN ALL OF THESE PICTURES PEOPLE! ] with certain people. yes i do open it for a short amount of time during some points of the day. people who are nice about it, yeah i might just let you see it, but when i tell you not once not twice but three times i only share them with certain people. WHY DONT YOU GET THE POINT? just my rant of the day. repost if you feel the same way and add your link to the bottom. breaker: why u private your pics ->breaker: because they are private and i only want some people seeing. ->breaker: theres a whole folder of 40 pics that isnt private that you can go look at and rate. breaker: i wanna see the private ones ->breaker: well, that sucks! only certain people get to see them. breaker: so can u make me see them ->breaker: NO I CANT LIKE I JUST SAID I ONLY WANT CERTAIN PEOPLE SEEING THEM. d*nicee -@ CherryTAP before i eve

Belladonna@ Cherrytap
check her out its a great page !

Some Thought I Put Together
                                                                      I wanna know I wanna know, The biggest lie you've ever told, Your deepest fear of growin old! I wanna know, The lonelist night you've ever spent, The angriest letter you've ever sent! I wanna know, The one you swore you'd never leave, The last one you kissed on new year's eve! I wanna know, The sweetest dream you had last night, Your darkest hour, your hardest fight! I wanna know, The sadest song you've ever heard, The most you've said with just one word! I wanna know, The loneliest prayer you've ever prayed, the truest vow you've ever made! I wanna know, All these things I wanna know, Just so I know how to let my feeling's show! To whom it may concern: There lies my heart. Torn out and broke Into a million pecies To whom it may concer: It once beated strong, proud and loved with every tiny part that lies there now. For the few in my past that has broken it

Where Else You Can Find Me....
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 Feelings....... Current mood: confused Category: Life I hate feeling the way that I am feeling, right now. I'm so unsure about everything. I'm so confused. I'm so excited and scared in the same sense. How can one person feel all of this at one time. And to top it off, I'm anxious, hyper and eager in the process. How can one person, make another feel all of this. And what does it all mean. But I guess, it's easy when the person is vulnerable to all these feelings, very easily to begin with. What does one do when they are but a "lost soul" trying to figure out, who they are, where they belong, what makes them happy, and where do they fit in.... Someone who is like a lost "little girl" in a grown woman's body. Waiting to be loved, by one special someone. Hell, she already could be, and just doesn't know it. I've been told to look deep inside myself for the answers, but I don't have a clue, as to how to do that. I've been told that th

Randomness
im still about 3600 points short of lvling up!! please help!!!! MWAH! i love you all!! ok so heres the deal.. im trying to level up.. and as of right this second i have approx. 4500 pnts to lvl. i REALLY wanna lvl bc i wanna add more [[new]] pics of myself!! [[got some with face paint on for my fam]] among others. and i need you guys to help me lvl up so i can add pix!! im completely maxxed on stupid pics right now lol pleeeeeeeze help me you guys!! rates! comments! anythint to get me those points please!!! its MUCHLY appreciated!!!! i love you all! Mwah!! =)

Eye's Dont Lie
Week of the Spirit's October 24 th Festival prelude The children put up the seasonal decorations October 25 th The Night of Hero's. Remembering those of the family who have done much in war and in peace, and recounting their deeds. October 26 th The night of the Seers Remembering ancestors who have dealt with the supper natural,who have foreseen the future, and telling stories of their adventures. Oct 27 th The Night of the Martyrs Those of our people who have died for their faith, their convictions, there freedom or for our people. Oct 28 th The Night of the Bards. Artists, musicians and others who have spoken of or pictured the old ways, and those others whose work evokes magic Oct 29 th The Night of the Recent Dead Remembering relatives and friends and telling about there lives. Oct 30 th The night of rememberence for the family pets Pet's are family members; they must be recalled and there memories charished OCTOBER 31 st Famil

Photos Needed
CHERRIE TAPS TOP GREAT, ROUND, JUICY, BIG BOOTIES.... CUTE FACE THIN WASTE WITH A BIG BEHIND... IF THATS U PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEND IN PHOTO ( Need extras for a video I'm dancing in... We will fly in the winner ) CHERRIE TAPS TOP GREAT, ROUND, JUICY, BIG BOOTIES.... CUTE FACE THIN WASTE WITH A BIG BEHIND... IF THATS U PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEND IN PHOTO ( Need extras for a video I'm dancing in... We will fly in the winner )

Confessions Of A Lovely
MyHotCommentsthanks a lot! you know who you are! OK so me and cutie8782 WERE TALKING ABOUT THINGS AND WELL WE ARE REALLY INTERESTING IN CREATING OUR OWN LOUNGE ON FUBAR....... NOW THE PROBLEM IS, WE HAVE BEEN IN OTHERS LOUNGES AND WE HAVE NOTICED THINGS THAT WE WANT AND DON'T SEE, BUT WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT EVERYONE WANTS AND DOESN'T SEE....SO I'M ASKING EVERYONE TO POST ME A COMMENT, SEND ME A MESSAGE, TELL ME WHAT KINDS OF THINGS YOU WANT TO SEE IN A LOUNGE, WHAT YOU DON'T THINK SHOULD IN A LOUNGE..... ME AND CUTIE WANT TO GET THE BALL ROLLING, WE HAVE IDEAS BUT WE WANT TO SEE WHAT THE GENERAL PUBLIC WANTS TO SEE...... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP US, HELP US, HELP YOU !!! SOONER WE GET THINGS TOGETHER, THE SOONER WE ARE GOING TO NEED BOUNCERS, GREETERS, AND DJS...... POST THE COMMENTS TO MY PAGE OR CUTIE8782'S PAGE !!! THANKS EVERYONE !!! WE APPRECIATE IT! Here it is 2:30 in the morning and I'm not sleeping to save my life...I can't sleep...I keep wanting somethi

Shayna Storm
Just want to wish everyone a Happy Hump Day! I hope you are all doing good today and work isn't getting in the way of your fun. I played poker last night and made it to 4th place out of about 28 people. I haven't been out to play in awhile and had a blast seeing all my poker buddies. Today was a LOT hard to get up, lol. Note to self: "after not being out in awhile it is not a good idea to try and drink every beer the bar has". LOL This morning was not pretty and the afternoon is still undecided :). Kisses to all. All My Pleasures Shayna Storm I have only been on CT for a few days but everyone has been so great. I am really enjoying this and I am not normally a chatty person, lol. Everyday I learn more about how to do things on here and love the way everyone comes together. My partner BW got me hooked on this and may have to pay for my rehab, lol. Kisses to all. All My Pleasures, Shayna Storm www.shaynaxxx.com Hi everyone! This is my first time on Cherry

Read Me Now!!!!
If you really value my friendship I want a favor. I am proud of my talent as a writer. I want everyone to read my blog labeled poetry and ask your friends to add me and read it as well. I want everyone who reads my blog to comment and rate it. I do want honest Ratings and Comments and no B.S. I would really appreciate the favor. I really want to go somewhere with my writing and the only way to get noticed is by word of mouth. But, I want honest opinions and ratings so I know exactly how good I am. Please and Thank you. I hate stupid ppl. I hate racism. I hate people who hate obama. I hate people who berate other people. I hate sneezing. I hate being single. I hate relationships. i hate commercials I hate LOVE I am fulla hate right now. I need something good in my life, when will i get a freakin break? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Sorry readers, I am just venting.

Poems From The Heart
Our friends are like angels, who brighten our days. In all kinds of wonderful, Magical ways. Their thoughtfulness comes as a gift from above, and we feel we're surrounded by warm, caring love. Like upside-down rainbows, their smiles bring the sun. And they fill ho-hum moments, with laughter and fun. Friends are like angels without any wings, blessing our lives with the most precious things. Author Unknown My guardian angel, once careless and free, flew into the clouds and lost touch with me. His tears were cold and wet, falling on my face. His smile had left us without a trace. His angelic lips quivered, frozen and scared, I felt rain clouds visiting, and had to prepare. I knew that angels, usually content, were very special presents that God had sent. To see one so sad, so afraid, so alone, had made me weep while the cold winds had blown. His wings lost feathers, comforting and soft, falling from the stars, floating aloft. His pain was

Life Is A Sleazy Stranger Who Looks Vaguely Familiar Flirting With A Bimbo Named Disaster At The End Of The Bar
Happiness is just a gash away When i open a familiar scar Pain goes shooting like a star Comfort hasn't failed to follow so far... And you might say it's self-indulgent You might say its self-destructive But, you see, it's more productive Than if i were to be healthy & pens and penknives take the blame Crane my neck & scratch my name But the ugly marks Are worth the momentary gain... When i jab a sharpened object in Choirs of angels seem to sing Hymns of hate in memorandum And you might say it's self-indulgent And you might say it's self-destructive But, you see, it's more productive Than if i were to be happy And sappy songs about sex and cheating Bland accounts of two lovers meeting Make me want to give mankind a beating And you might say it's self-destructive But, you see, i'd kick the bucket Sixty times before i'd kick the habit And as the skin rips off i cherish the revolting thought That even if i quit There's not a chance in hell i'd stop

Girls Vs Grown Ass Women
GIRLS VS GROWN WOMEN Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown Women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it - using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e. don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the "together time" even more special - and goe

Just Putting It Out There
Ok so to all the Lovely CT ladies out there what do you say we share the pleasantries of taking turns to send Friends request and such. I know its general custom for the guys to make all the moves and to be the one to make the proposals . Yet I am sure there are quite a few women who are willing to take the lead or “be in control” per say. Well I can only speak for me but myself for one find it rather exciting as well as intriguing when a woman approaches me and lets herself be known, whether in just general conversation or other. I am sure there are many women out there who at one time or another saw someone that caught their interest but rather than introduce them selves or step outside what society has deemed inappropriate for a lady, to approach a gentleman they decline in hope that the other person will take notice and make first advances. Now let me emphasize that I am not referring to all women because as luck would have it I have actually had several women approach me and again

Observations
Why is it, that we as human beings go through so much pain through out life? Society cares nothing of others only themselves. Money is the object of power in this reality of ours. The harsh reality that, without money you are no one. There's so many people now a days that get off on making other's live purely miserable. The horrible truth that we as human beings are selfish materialistic and ignorant. We destroy our own planet, and the creatures on it, for entertainment and for "our own good" when in reality the only thing we are doing is destroying everything we've worked so hard to obtain. Pollutants are destroying our ozone, and we do nothing to stop it. We destroy thousands of our own race, just to fight for something that is completely unnecessary. Why fight over oil, food, and other OBJECTS? Why?... Money.... it's all about money. Power, there are too many power hungry people in this world, that hate others just because of the tint of their skin, just because they don'

Poems
Because being transsexual is often so hurtful, so filled with sadness and longing, with shame and loss and difficulty, it is easy to come to the conclusion that the whole thing is utterly a curse, perhaps inflicted by arcane and evil ancient gods. Oh, probably. But there is an upside too. Most human lives are utterly mundane, devoid of any real uniqueness, the average person somnambulates through an existence devoted to filling the roles expected of them. But to be a transsexual is a magical, wondrous thing. Consider. We are given many gifts in compensation for the terrible loss of our childhood as ourselves, and for the pain we endure. We are by some as yet unknown mechanism statistically far more intelligent, as a class, than perhaps any other kind of people. We are almost u

Much Love!!
Family member needs help leveling.... She will return the love!!! Super Duper Trooper@ fubar Please help her out!! LOVE AND HUGS AND KISSES AND LICKS!!! Crazee You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? ear 2. Your significant other? Chanute 3. Your hair? blond 4. Your mother? Arizona 5. Your father? Colorado 6. Your favorite thing? TIGER 7. Your dream last night? None 8. Your favorite drink? Starbucks 9. Your dream/goal? LOVE 10. The room you're in? Living 11. Music? ALL 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Denver 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Warm 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? money 18. Where you grew up? Denver 19. The las

Someone Found Me
My xe Zeb finaly found me.I've serched for hin and he has serched for me and he found me I',m so happy

Hello
Hey people cum and join us in the GROW ROOM with ROPEMAN *GROW ROOM OWNER* Come Check us out!! .. Pleace leave the dramma at the door! All are welcome!!. We are here to chill, hangout, kick your feet up and listen to the tunes.We play it all..Each one of our DJ`s has thier own style!! So come on by and check us out!!

Thoughts Lost
Damn. Suicide is no joke. If you have a friend who shows signs of depression help them out. Just talk to them. It could make a big difference. I wish I would've made it to my friends before it was to late. I've lost two friends to suicide in the past 8 months. Not a day goes by that I don't think of them and how much I HATE suicide.

My Book Cc/2007
Melissa whirled on Death/Bob " how dare you chase someone from my house. this is not your place, and you cant tell people that they can or cant be here. You have no right! Besides he's kinda cute, might do me some good to get on his good side since you said most of us go to hell first anyway. By the way, what was that comment about you quitting? You quite your job? How can death quit? Does that mean that no one is going to die, and if they do who is going to your job. I mean wont there be even more lost souls wandering around?" "Melissa just what am I supposed to say? You know that I needed your help, but alot of things happened since the last time I saw you. I didn't quit, I threatened to after Himself told me I couldnt love you........" "What!!! What did you say? You loved me, you told that to Himself? To like the power dude. The one who controls all of this. And your not even supposed to talk to me in the first place. Great Pal, you just set my wheel back a couple

I Don't Care What The Name Of My Blog Is
so i have over 1,000 friends on here i talk to maybe a handful of them so i've decided to clean house. so you all know what you have to do, let me know if you want to stay or not. i'll give you all a week..... okay this has nothing to do with anyone on here, but i to vent and this is where i'm gonna do it at. in my profile it says i have a brother, well him and i use to be close he is in the marines and he just got back from iraq safely thank God. however when he was over there he started talking to a girl from high school. well of the time he was in iraq they decided they were going to get married. he came back to ohio at the end of feb for 20 days they got married in that time, since then he says he doesn't have time for his family anymore because he wants to establish a family with her, i'm sorry but that is bullshit, i have been married for 4 years now i have 2 two beautiful children and my husband works about 15 hour days but he comes home and we still go to see his family and my

And Life Goes On...
When I came to CT it seemed very overwhelming to start with..considering I didn't know what in the world was going on..And now since I've been here...I love this site...mainly because of some very wonderful people I've meet.Some are very good friends now..But I've also had to deal with the ones that like to cause misery..yes they can be blocked but it doesn't take away the judgement they passed...I hang on to my friends and they are the only reason I'm still here..got enough real problems..then worring about kid games..Sending my love out to my friends ..to you all...have a beautiful day!! Sandra...*Witchy177* It seems through life mistakes are many and lifes lessons can be so very rough.Our lives we do live to not satisfy others but to fullfill ourselves.Some think that their dreams and hopes should be private and their bad sides hidden by faulty smiles and lying words.I chose not to live my life like this...which seems to be a problem for most.I chose not misery of distrust and in

Loves Lost ((poem))
In the darkness I see her in the distances, Yet no matter how fast I run she never gets closer, I cry tears of blood for my lost love! My heart it burns with all the shadows of her life, Yet in this darkness she has gifted me I weep, Weep for her pain witch keeps me so far from her warmth, From her tenderness and love. I fear I am reaching the end of my time And yet I am no closer to her, She looks so radiant in the moon light! Yet as I look upon her beauty I weep tears of blood. I do not cry because she is so beautiful although I should! I do not cry because I can not love her because I can! I cry tears of blood because I can never have her for my own, Never shear the love she has or the pain she bears, Never hold her soft body or smell her sweet hair, Never taste her sweetness or bed with her! I stop running now and turn! I do not give up! But I do know when I can not win! Alone I start to walk, And I shall never stop walking until my love returns to me! I am T

To My Ct Family Member's
1 question 1 answer That's all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any 1 question, anything, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it....no matter what the question is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this and see what people ask what each kiss means -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am comple

Personality Tests
You're a Feminine focus! Your Gender Identity Brought to you by Tickle In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. — Coco Chanel As a Type 4, The Expressive, you're the kind of individual who strives to be different and see life from new, expressive angles. More than simply innovative, you're also emotional. Indeed, delving into the world of emotions can be truly energizing for you. You typically enjoy understanding how feelings and the experiences that create them fit into life's big picture. When your creative reactions to these things are channeled in a positive direction, your life can feel balanced and right. However at other times, you may find yourself dwelling on emotions without a creative outlet. During these periods, you can begin to feel misunderstood or that there is something lacking in your life. Due to your unique level of sensitivity, you probably experience a broad range of emotions in your daily living. You may also

Lds Family
I wanted to take a moment and thank each and everyone of you for the warm and sweet welcome and comments you have given me. I am very honored to be a part of such a wonderful family. If there is ever anything I can do for any one please feel free to ask. I well TRY and get comments sent back out but just in case I miss one or two please know that I thank you for your welcome! Much Love to all, Goddess of Afrika of Lestat's Dark Covenant Family

Poems (volume 2)
NO FRIEND AT ALL I once had a good friend, Who was a wonderful girl. Being her friend, Was like having a bright new pearl. She was the best, She was so much fun. But then one day, She just decided that she was done. She would not talk to me, She just wouldn't say. So I was left alone, Left alone all day. To tell her how I truly felt, Well I just didn't have the guts. Yet everyday the pain got worse, Like excruciating paper cuts. This girl would get mad, Even when I would try to call. I thought I had a friend, a really nice friend, But it turned out that she was no friend at all. THE PERFECT FRIEND? I thought I had found the perfect friend, but it only took about a week for that to end. I thought there was hope left in my life, but as it turned out, it was only added strife. I thought for once I had done something right, but I quickly corrected that oversight. I thought I wasn't useless or a bore, but I was all that and even more. I

Sorry
SORRY BUT I'M CLEANING HOUSE IF i DELETE YOU i'M SURE I HAVE A GREAT REASON SORRY BUT IF I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN A WHILE I WILL DELETE YOU FROM MY FANS FILE.

California
i will be gone nearly a month. i should have some wifi access at the hotel or else i will crash over at ashlee's to use her computer. you all know youre going to miss me so leave me some messages if you can. there should be picture updates from time to time while im in california so be on the look out. XoxO -Jakob i havent blogged in a year? oh crap. lol things around here are probably the same as last year, working tons at the airport still. i want to get a sportbike this month, something used to start, itd be nice to get out and take pictures again too and a motorcycle would be an affordable way to get out and about. (fuck the current gas prices)

Saspanda's Garden Corner
I was reading this and thought I would share it with all you gardeners out there. Park Seed Company 1 Parkton Ave Greenwood, SC 29647 Park Seed and NASA -- Seeds in Space I, II, and III Park Seed joins forces with NASA in exciting experiments! On July 4, 2006, Park Seed Company and NASA began the third leg of their long relationship, known as "Seeds in Space." SEEDS stands for Space Exposed Experiment Developed for Students. And just as the name implies, this unusual project has given millions of students around the U.S.A. an opportunity to do serious, hands-on science with living material that has been to outer space and back. The story began in 1984 and continues even now, with a new batch of Park Seed Company seeds currently circling the Earth attached to the International Space Station. Millions of tomato seeds were sent into space aboard 1984 Challenger Shuttle Mission STS-41C, as part of NASA's Long Duration Exposure Facility (LDEF) to observe the effects of d

Getting Ct Married Tonight
I Met The gir Of my Dream I love Her to Death Please and we are getting Ct Married Tonight Also go show ur love to her DJCandyPants leave me some comment and rates Thnks she also In a contest Help my bby win it much love all

Riddel 1
round like apple ,deep like a cup yet all of the king,s horses can,t pull up

" A Woman"
This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book Where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."

Aidan
Okay got the hell scared out of my last night. My son Aidan had a febrile seizure. If you don't know what this is, it's when a little kid fever gets so high that it sends them into a seizure, let me tell you I've been a paramedic for several years now and this is the scariest thing I've seen let alone it being my own child. His fever spiked to 104.2 even after giving him motrin. I'm just letting all my friends know what's going on here if you all don't see me on for awhile. I'll still check in from time to time. He's currently in the Children's hospital here in St. Louis, so if you can say a lil prayer for him and keep him in your thoughts. Thanks to all my friends for reading this. Hopefully they'll figure out here soon what's going on with him and I"ll be able to bring him home. I've dealt with sick children on the ambulance and in the Emergency room and it always bothers me , but when it's your own son it really hits home. Alright I'm pretty pissed off right now. I have a 4 year old

Read Me!!!
I've been looking for the LONGEST time for someone who would make a morph for me. If you are interested or know someone who wouldn't mind making me one, I would GREATLY appreciate it!! I just want one of my pictures morphed into a pink flower. Thanks for taking the time to read this =) ~Tiffany~

Sex With Vegetables
I figure if people can get married on here and become a bartender in a bar that doesn't really exist, then I guess i can ask if anyone uses vegeables for sex? On CT of course

Ching Chong Charlies
so i am in the process of writing up a buisness plan for a new comedy club i plan to open here in georgia....its comedy for two or three hours and then from like 11 to 2 its open musical stage...so my advisor who is also my uncle is very leary about me allowing rap performances...he hates rap but he is still under the perception that rap isnt music and that where there is rap there is crime...i do agree that yes sometimes it happens but here i am just trying to have an outlet for musicians and he is being predjudiced against one type of music...in response i will havethem play anyways....anyone have any ideas on what they would like to have in a club or comedy club let me know

Articles
One Soda a Day May Boost Risk for Heart Disease Drinking just one soft drink a day — whether diet or regular — may boost your risk of getting heart disease, a new study shows. That is because a soda habit increases the risk of developing a condition called metabolic syndrome, according to the new research, and that in turn boosts the chance of getting both heart disease and diabetes. "Even one soda per day increases your risk of developing metabolic syndrome by about 50 percent," says Ramachandran Vasan, MD, professor of medicine at Boston University School of Medicine and the senior author of the study, published in the July 31 issue of the American Heart Association's journal Circulation. To be diagnosed with metabolic syndrome, three of five criteria must be met: a large waistline, elevated blood pressure, elevated fasting blood sugar, elevated fasting triglycerides, or reduced HDL or "good" cholesterol. "This study adds to the wealth of scientific evidence that sugar

Fake People
i am sorry but i just think that its people that are like this that realy ruin fun websites like this. Do you agree with me? for example....... KittyWitty http://fubar.com/user/1015446 ->KittyWitty...: well thats not the way i work, i like to get to know people before i start buying them things, and cince your the other way round and like freinds to buy you then i am shure your not a very nice person. good bye and i wish you luck KittyWitty...: well you know how I work thanks ->KittyWitty...: um well if all i wanted to do was see tits then there are easyer ways to do that i just wnat to chat to nice poeople. if you dont want to do that then thats ok i will just remove you from everything so i dont bother you again KittyWitty...: all they want is to see tits. its a easy way to weed out people who are really friends and people who have nothing to do. KittyWitty...: dude i have 40 guys a day tring to be nice ->KittyWitty...: whats your problem? i was trying to be

True Personality
When I feel like crawling in a hole and hiding the day is so dark, and everybody around you sucks you are surrounded by faces but not one cares or see's the hurt that lies behind the dark glasses and fake smile you want to lie in the water untill you sink to the bottom to drown out the voices and sufficate the artificial care. the superficialness of it all is so much like an eclipse of the moon you are able to see right through it, though most are blinded by it the walls are closing in and I am so tired of the fight why do I keep trying when it feels like im getting nowhere It is all comming round full circle, the love the pain and the anger they say people are put in your life for a reason, it may be just a season, if so it is winter now, bare and lonley. i'll just put my heart in an iron shell and hide it where none will find it away from the predators on this earth and away from my own touch my nature is a self destructive one, to drive those that love me away fea

Would You Ladies Agree With This?
SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food . Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation). He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, pl

Tracy Scam
Hi Sugar! I got your pictures yesterday and received another Email from you today. I guess you're kind of serious about finding your life partner! I'm as serious as you are, but when I meet people from the Net, it kinds of freaks me out a bit. My uncle just got scammed into something like that. He met this nice Russian lady about 6 months ago and was supposed to meet her last weekend (she was supposed to come down to Canada) but after telling us some sort of story about why she couldn't take the plane, we soon realized that she was scamming my uncle. So he thought that he had met someone he could trust and love, but she just took advantage of him. So now if you understand what I'm saying, you will be patient with me....At least 'till I can build a solid trust toward you. I saw your pictures and I really like what I see. You seem to be the type of person that I would probably ask to dance if I saw you in a Night Club or something. I tried to go back and look at you profile on

My Blog
im new and my friend said add lots of pics to rate

My Friend
check out my friend, she is cool: lonliness is takin over@ fubar

Abuse
This is written by someone who was abused... I am sadly normal 1 out of every 3 women and 1 out of every 5 men have been sexually abused by someone they trust by the time they are 18 years old. I am sadly normal We feel unimportant, discounted, worthless, shameful, powerless, unlovable. I am sadly normal We are forced to hide within ourselves by our abusers. I am sadly normal We are forced to keep our dirty little secrets. It's easy to do because we believe it was our fault. I am sadly normal We learn not to trust anyone, including ourselves, and the adults who were supposed to keep us protected. I am sadly normal We learn to survive by lying, pretending, manipulating, and stealing. I am sadly normal We learn to cope however we can. Drugs, alcohol and food are used to numb us and provide the comfort we have missed out on. I am sadly normal We learn to find our way around it, while we struggle to find ourselves. I am sadly normal We think and l

Top 40 U'll Never Hear Southern Boy Say
Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say: 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms n this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 30. Wrestling's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the f

Hmm
Ok.. here is the deal. i am offering an auto 11 to the highest bidder. opening bid must be at least 1million fubucks .it will run for 1 weeks starting friday the 13. so here are the rules. 1 make your bid in the comment here 2 you have 1 weeks till the auction is over. 3 no drama please becuz ill just cancel the auction and no one will get anything. so if you want an auto 11 and want the chance to win one bid here and take a chance. 1 weeks till it is over have fun and enjoy Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 i play guitar and i think I'm mediocre 2 i have an odd obsession with cheez-it's 3 i will randomly start singing to some sappy s

O0o La La
I got my name in lights with notcelebrity.co.uk

you can take the boy out of the whit trash but you can't take the white trash out of the boy.

Random Lyrics
Frozen in the place I hide Not afraid to paint my sky With some who say I've lost my mind Brother, try and hope to find... You, were always so far away I know that pain So don't you run away like you used to do Roses in a vase of white Bloodies by the thorns Beside the leaves that fall because my hand is Pulling them hard as I can You, were always so far away I know that pain And I won't run away like I used to do Pictures in a box at home Yellowing and green with mold So I can barely see your face Wonder how that color taste You, were always so far away I know the way So don't you run away like you used to do Like you used to do Bury me softly in this womb I give this part of me for you Sand rains down and here I sit Holding rare flowers in a tomb... in bloom Down in a hole and I don't know if I can be saved See my heart I decorate it like a grave You don't understand who they thought I was supposed to be Look at me now a man who won't let him

Skins Baby!
I have more skins..some dragon ones and goth ones and a butterfly one. So if anyone wants feel free to rip! and your welcome oh and if anyone wants a specific type let me know I may do one for you!

Simply Melissa....
Well, it wasn't bad enough that I lost my best friend of almost 20 years to Hurricane Katrina, but now, 3 days before the anniversary of her death, her 16 yr old daughter was killed in a auto accident. I got the news last night of what happened earlier that day. Three in the truck, NONE wearing seatbelts. All thrown from the truck. My best friend's daughter died at the scene. Her friend lost a leg. And the third, a boy, I'm not real sure what happened to him but I think he survived. This girl was like my own. I was there from the time she was born till the time she died. ::small grin of a memory:: She used to call me her Aunt Mel and told me she couldn't go see The Passion of the Christ cuz it was all in Hebrew. WTF is wrong with these teenagers that they think they're invincible?? Her mother ALWAYS made her wear a seatbelt. Did she think she could just stop since her mom is no longer here?? It's been 2 yrs since my friend's death and I haven't even grieved yet. I'm still numb over it.

From No Where !!!!
from in my shadow i can see the world and in my shadow i am alone but then i feel it the slow caress of a hand upon my face the gentle clawing of my soul the darkness closes in around us and at the moment of heaven she is gone!!!! all that is left is the smell of her upon me and the flashing moments in my head haunting me like the voice in my head we are all one winged angel alone we fall together we fly !!! zombi

My Life Experiences
I was born on September 20th, 1976 . When I was 6 weeks old I suffered from meningitis. I got sick and almost died. I sometimes wonder how my life would have turned out if the meningitis did not occur. Sometimes I wish I could turn back time or have some supernatural powers. Well after seeing the Butterfly effect those kind of ideas can run though my mind. Over the years they did not know what I had and later I was put on Ritalin to calm me down. Later In life I found out I had epilepsy. I would have Petit-mal seizures. It drove me crazy because I could not drive and stuff when i turned 16. I knew after I took care of my seizures my life would get back on track. I played sports and a couple times during the games I would have seizures and blackout. Like on the basketball court or the football field. After high school I had been going to Cleveland for tests where they hooked up wires to my head but each time I went I would not have a seizure when the time i needed to ha

Instructions
Found this somewhere and it's so true! 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and

Does Anyone Know Why?
Why you are captured at the first hello? Why when they are not there your heart hurts so? Why everything seams so right? Why it is not easy to say goodnight? Why do you let them into your world? Why they seams to know what to say? Why they know how to make your day? Why they promise to be true to you? Why lie when you know your untrue? Why the old saying "OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND" Because it is so easy to do!

Angels
Daddy's Day Story Her hair up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. That the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates, on this Daddy's Day. But still her mother worried, that she would face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddy's along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of t

This Is How I Feel
YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN ON FU FOR AWHILE  AND I HAVE NOTICE THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE OUT FOR POINTS OR TO SEE WHAT THEY CAN GET WHAT HAPPEN TO FRIENDS AND HELPING EACH OTHER THIS IS CRAZY IF YOUR  MY TRUE FRIEND THEN LET ME KNOW IF NOT LET ME  KNOW YOU KNOW I AM ONE OF THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE ALIVE I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO IS SEXY SWEET AND VERY LOVEING AND I WOULD LOVE FOR MY FRIENDS TO SHOW HER SOME LOVE IceAngel ~Dirty South Crew~ ~Ice's fu wife~ ~CO-Founder of D&DC~@ fubar i sit here wondering why i feel the way i do and cant understand it some say its in my head some says its love me persinally im confused on how i am feeling i feel kinda lost but yet im still here but yet im out in left field im to the point i dont make anysense i guess im struck

My Nsfw Pics Are Closed
I have closed my NSFW pics intill further notice intill i see ppl that actually are my friends to come help me. i want to win this contest to get a vip come on help me out!!!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=783474&i=3654326554

Las Vegas Again!?!?
They are going to tear my computer out of my bloody hands to take it to the computer doc. and then i have to go to Vegas again! No way to talk to my friend the ones who still talk to me! yes u guessed it i dont have a life! I will be gone from Fri 21st to Sun 23rd. My niece is getting married in Vegas. I probably wont be online till Sunday late. Have a great weekend everybody!!

Life
oh well.. my life is pretty suckie right now.. but not much i can do about it.. seems I can not get out of this depression I am in.. no matter what I do and how hard I try.. I just seemed to get sucked deeper and deeper into it... all my friends try to help, and I do so appreciate that.. but it seems nothing well get me out of it.. when i seem to finally be coming out of it.. bam something else puts me even farther in.. people who have no respect for me make it worse.. especially when I do everything I can for them.. I guess I am just gonna have to become the bitch again... well it will be good for me but bad for everyone else.. I guess its time I worry about me for once and less of everyone else... I guess thats all for now.. thanks for reading...

Bbwchat.ning.com
HI to all my friends in FUBAR We have started BBW CHAT SPOT. It is a Chat room for BBW's and BBW admirers. We have video and audio capabilities. Please come check us out. Also join our Ning group. You can see photos, leave comments and get to know the Spot memebers better. I hope to see you there my name on that is Karen1957... PS and in closing I hear you get to see boobs every now and again. LOL Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com Visit BBW Chat Spot Time: June 20, 2008 at 9pm Location: ChatSpot Chat Room Street: your on home computer City/Town: anytown, anywhere Website or Map: http://www.bbwchatspot.net Event Type: ON, LINE, PARTY Organized By: Karen Latest Activity: 22 minutes ago Invite More People Export to Outlook or iCal (.ics) Event DescriptionFreaky Friday is back. Bring your own booze .. party in the lobby anything goes. no drinking and driving.. Ladies get the sexy lingerie men those silky boxers or Naked is acceptable.. Boobs

Can You Believe This?
Check this out I just posted a mumm about my birthday it did not contain adult content or was it offensive....it basically said "Today is my Birthday do you all want to stop over to my page and show me some love or ignore me and make me cry" Some wonderful person made the comment "hahaha i want to make you cry so I am reporting this mumm over and over until it is removed" Guess what it was just removed....I was trying to get love for my Birthday and people have to go and be soo stupid.... What do u guys think?? Do u feel it was fair for Fubar to delete my mumm?

Pagan Bill Of Rights‏
PAGAN BILL OF RIGHTS ONE - Pagans shall have the same freedom to worship that is granted to followers of other religions. TWO - Pagans shall have the same respect of all elected officials who represent them that is afforded to followers of other religions. THREE - A Pagan parent's religion shall not be used as evidence for the purpose of deciding child custody issues. FOUR - Pagans shall be free to work without regard to their religion, and shall be free from proselytizing and harassment at the work place. FIVE - Pagans shall have the same freedom to conduct their lives that is given to followers of other religions, within the boundaries of the law, without interference by or discrimination from representatives of their local, state or federal government. SIX - School district personnel and classroom visitors shall not proselytize or harass Pagan children while on public school property or at public school functions. SEVEN - Pagans shall have the sa

September 13, 2009
->armed40: Hell no Im not giving you my numberarmed40: is that ok-> ~ LO...: Dont forget mearmed40: well we can get to knmow each other->armed40: Sure I give my number out to any strangerarmed40: 'do you have a number where i can text you to talkarmed40: yes and looking Well we finally got the word the cancer is back and mom has 2-6 months to live. We had thought she was on the road to recovery but the cancer came back. I guess its hard to think this will be the last of anything for her. So me and my sibling are trying to do the best we can to make this as easy as possible. We're hoping she can at least see another Christmas that is her favorite holiday. She always had a big party at that time. Thanks everyone for your support. http://austin09.livestrong.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=294758&supid=241118850

Daily Life
FOR SALE if you truly want to support the breast cancer awareness cause then tell me here how much you are willing to pay for a bling pack........ see my previous blog about the cause..... thanks!! ~~smooches~~ to say that I am in shock is an understatement. I have some AMAZING friends!! I have wanted to get spotlight for a while now and have been rating pics for what seems like forever on pages.....BUT get this.....I do not want spotlight for me, myself, but to honor and support the ladies who are breast cancer survivors! We all know someone who has fought or is fighting this horrible disease. I, personally, fought it in 2008. It was not fun!! Look around you....did you know that 1 in 8 women will go through breast cancer? So let's say you have 8 women in your family.....one will get breast cancer in her lifetime.....not a pretty picture! We need more support! There were days where I just laid around and did nothing...and then came on my page here and had messages o

Food
How the hell do you make a grilled cheese sandwich. I tried.. I have burnt bread and half melted cheese. where's the dog?

Writting
I whisper in your head… I touch the deepest parts of you…. I am the thought that makes you moan… That makes your heart race…. Your breath catch… I know your deepest desires… I feed them… Call to them… Caress them with loving hands… Bringing them to life…. Making them mine… I am the desire that lives deep within… The one you beg for… For the caress of my hands… The touch of my mouth… The lick of my tongue…

Life Is Hell
Fuck Bullshiters, Fuck Assholes, Fuck Drama, Fuck Life!!!! I'm tired of this stupid living in this stupid world of nothing but lies, betrayals, broken trust, and pain. Fuck it Im done!!! This constant pain of living, the constant hurt of being fucked over, the constant broken trust, its nothing but damned bullshit. Is there any reason other then to destroy our own selves for living in this damned Hell Hole???? Isn't there at least one night I could actually sleep, and if so sleep well???? I'm damned tired of it all. There's nothing but pain, nosice, hurt, sleepiness...... nothing but destroying ourself it seems..... Yes I have problems sleeping, and yes I have depression, but still I try to live in this damn Hell Hole we cal life on Earth..... doing nothing but destroying it and ourselves...... Enough is Enough I think...... I've hade it with Life and all its stupidity....... if there isn't anything outher then damned stupidity here in our lives then what kind of life do we have???? Fu

Be Your Candy
Anyone wanna be my Candy im alone at home and noone to have fun with :( Phantom

Confessions And Poems From The Darkside Of Nothing
Continue to sleep ask no questions why take no look inside shed blood but pay no mind it's only yesterday watch skies as they burn lay down when it's your turn live life with no concern it's only yesterday kiss life the kiss of death take mind of your last breath fight til there's nothing left surviving yesterday Make of me the shadow of my mind reflect me on your deepest thought then pass me into time Close again that door to the place I have searched for shape the demons for me and my will is mine no more I cried myself to sleep last night another page in an endless fight it seems we just go round and round and neither one of us back down and I still don't know why I'm hiding nothing up my sleave No slight of hand, Just honesty I watched the love die in your eyes this lonely night is no surprise and I still don't know why

My Thoughts.
I am deeper than you think. If you would like to contradict me, I'm game. I can most likely figure you out within 5 minutes of having a conversation with you. I hunger to be an obstruction of your mind. I thirst for you to figure me out. I like to be fascinated by the anomalous. I yearn for those that put a smile on my heart. I crave for the one that will give to me what I will give back. I do not belong in anyone's Virus. Satisfaction is found on my own. Don't Lust for what you See... Desire what you know. We all have a path to chose and those choices help to make up the attributes of who I am now. So When I look at the saddest things that happened to me, I just stay strong and don't back down. I'm gonna be here when the smoke settles no doubt, but many people often ask how. Well when the wind blows away your rose petals, just focus on the moments you had until you can smile. Everybody Hurts...It's not just an R.E.M. song, it's actually true. If you are born with a heart, it will get

About Me
Well what about me does anyone like or dislike? Some would like me cause of beinga Steelers fan but honestly I want to know what you think honestly about me. Lieing gets you no where. I had to learn the hard way. I am paying for everyday since. No matter what it is do not lie to anyone. You could hurt that person. Also do no break promises. If you can't keep a promise don;t make it at all. I mean I should known this cause That is what happen to me growing up with mom. Lies and broken promises hurt bad. So do not do either or it will end up hurting you and the person you lie to or break the promise too. You will always try to make it up to them if you do. That never works it really never does. So please take my advice. Have a nice day and remember the ones who lost there lives protecting out Freedom. http://www.fubar.com/blog/203590/875580#

Poems I Wrote
anger is my own best friend.. embraced by hate.. consumed by my own rage.. I burn.. slowly building agony.. the pain is the only emotion i feel.. use to bleed to feel alive.. now only numbness left. nothing left to fill this void inside.. the endless sleep.. wishing you would just die.. maybe it would justify this reason i cry.. heartless is the one who claimed to love.. guess it should be of no surprise you were nothing but lies.. my anger will burry me alive.. but at least i'll survive.. burying the memory of you deep inside.. bitter  sconred  angry  alone heartbroken  cold ashamed of what i've become... It's the little things about you i've grown so very found of  this goes so much more beyound then a simple kiss or touch it's the soul i see inside of you so pure and simple still you make my heart a flutter with the smiple words you utter no one else can make me feel this way i feel inside  so much or more then love and or lust for those things we put a s

Thoughts On Life
thoughts on life Last night a 22 yr old young man was killed in a head on wreck west of tye texas. It took me back to when i was 23 and made me realize just how lucky i am to even be here. We go through life looking at just today lets live for today forgetting that God has an ulitmate plan for us all. My family has been very fortunante we have not had a death due to a vechile accident as far as i can remember my brother lanny came very close back in 1986. The doc said that if the board had gone 2mm further into his eye he wouldnt have made it and my Brother Carl got t boned by a drunk driver and now has rods in his leg from it. This boy wasnt so lucky he was prounounced D.O.S. . I look at the accident and look even though i probably never even met the boy it makes me think how much potential he had for his life. Speed limits are there for reasons and thats to prevent things like this from happening. Lives are precious folks so yes live each day to the fullest but search for gu

  To believe is to knowthat every day is a new beginning.It is to trust that miracles happen,and dreams really do come true. To believe is to see angels dancing among the clouds,to know the wonder of a stardust sky,and the wisdom of the man in the moon. To believe is to know the value of a nurturing heart,the innocence of a child's eyes,and the beauty of an aging hand;for it is through their teachings we learn to love. To believe is to find the strength and couragethat lies within us when it is timeto pick up the pieces and begin again. To believe is to know we are not alone,that life is a gift,and this is our time to cherish it. To believe is to know that wonderful surprisesare just waiting to happen,and all our hopes and dreamsare within reach..."If only we believe" Lost somewhere unknown, so deep in the vast reaches of my mind. Seem to be cast adrift in an endless sea of dispair. Criss crossing through life, the roadblocks and detours many. Each leading me to an

Communist Or Ignorant
Ok so I was driving today through California and I Had my C.B. on(the radio in a semi that us truckers use to talk to each other). I generally don't listen but i heard a driver call another one a communist. So I turned up the volume to listen.they were fighting cause one driver was bashing the president. after a few min of this I cut in.and this is what I said. How dare someone in the United States call someone a communist when we live in a free society.your mad cause he doesn't like what your saying .That my friend is freedom of speech. One of the articles wrote up by our founding fathers. there is freedom of speech and right to bare arms and freedom of religion and others. He then told me is so many words to shut up and I told him he has the right to Tell me that its was called freedom of speech .I asked him one simple q's how many articles in the constitution are there and who many people signed the declaration of Independence(SP).Now I can't name them all or all that signed it

Poems
I am walking away from two friendships today I have to walk away because I can't believe them anymore I have to walk away because I can't trust them anymore I have to walk away for the sake of my relationship I walk away with good memories, fun times, good laughs and a few tears. I hope that both of these people understand why I am no longer their friend I pray to the goddess that both of these people change their lives I pray to the goddess that both of these people will not end up old and alone I had to walk away from you both, Carl Jhon and Beth because you cause me too much stress. I had to walk away because having you both in my life is destructive. Even if I was friends with you both seperatly, I'd still walk away from you both. I had to walk away today for my sanity sake and for the sake of my family. I wish you both the best. I wish you both all the happiness that you are looking for. Have a good, fun, strong, SAFE life. Please take care. I am still Missing you

My Country - Lithuania
So-called golden dunes... follow the story.... and excerpt from a dvd movie That was on 13 January 1991 in the capital of Vilnius This is nowadays Lithuania I'm starting a series of blog vids on my native country. I happened to experience that many people still think that here in Lithuania we have nothing what western world has, like cash dispensers, big stores and shopping malls, etc. We do have them all. But this series is more about the historical treasures we want to cherish and keep for the future generations and share with our tourists as well. I'd be glad if you told me what you like and what you don't like about the video. I know it's longish - more than ten mins - but the views are dear to my heart. Thanks to those who will really watch it.

Weathered
I lie awake on a long, dark night I can't seem to tame my mind Slings and arrows are killing me inside Maybe I can't accent the life that's mine No I can't accept the life that's mine Simple living is my desperate cry Been trading love with indifference yeah it suits me just fine I try to hold on but I'm calloused to the bone Maybe that's why I feel alone Maybe that's why I feel so alone Me...I'm rusted and weathered Barely holding together I'm covered with skin that peels and it just won't heal The sun shines and I can't avoid the light I think I'm holding on to life too tight Ashes to ashes and dust to dust Sometimes I feel like giving up Sometimes I feel like giving up Me...I'm rusted and weathered Barely holding together I'm covered with skin that peels and it just won't heal The day reminds me of you The night hides your truth The earth is a voice Speaking to you Take all this pride And leave it behind Because one day it ends One day we die

Wow
I have been on Fubar since ’06 and with me being in the Army I don’t get much time to be on. I have watched the site change and I have changed with it. I remember when you could go days without adding a new friend or being someone’s family was an honor. And people would chat with you just because. But there is one aspect of the site I cannot wrap my head around no matter how hard I try. Lately it has come to my attention that your success depends on who you have in your family. Which I understand fully, but not being successful because people do not like your family members is rather childish. I know I will probably get bashed for this if anyone would take the time to read this, but oh well such is fu life. Maybe it’s just me…scratch that, I isn’t me. I have witnessed it a few times in my shout box. I would love some feedback and don’t worry, seeing people on the worst day of their lives have given me a thick skin. Tell me what you think.  May

Veteran's Day
VETERANS DAY Veterans Day is an American holiday for honoring war veterans. It is celebrated on the same day as Armistice Day or Remembrance Day in other parts of the world, falling on November 11, the anniversary of the signing of the Armistice that ended World War I. It is both a federal holiday and a state holiday in all states. All major hostilities of World War I were formally ended at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918 with the German signing of the Armistice. Armistice Day was first commemorated in the United States by President Woodrow Wilson in 1919, and 30 states made it a legal holiday. Congress passed a resolution in 1926 inviting all Americans to observe the day and made it a legal holiday nationwide in 1938. The holiday has been observed annually on November 11 since that date - first as Armistice Day, later as Veterans Day. When holidays in the United States, with the exception of New Year's Day, Christmas Day, Thanksgiving Day and Independence

Riding!!!!
Well its Sunday, pretty good day, good weekend Bryan went on his overnight trip( on Friday), had a good time. He is doing good. I got a lot of things done I needed to do. Then today took it easy went for a bike ride by myself, which was so good cleared my head and made me feel free!!!! The Ralph and I went for a short ride. We both needed gas. The saddle bags looks great on my bike. There is a pic of them in my pics. My life is coming together again. I keep getting toads, looking for my prince on his shinning bike to come take me away LOL!!!!!!MUah!!

For Our Soldiers
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some

The Unknown
After some thought Master decided that, He would surprise me with my own office in a room connected to the upstairs library. He would set it up so that I could have a space that was all mines, with a laptop powerful enough to work on and still be able to write stories and keep in contact with friends and family. Master walked away form the window and took a seat at His desk where He started placing phone calls to purchase the laptop, along with the programs that I would need to continue to create web designs for clients. He had already set up and office for me adjacent to His, where I could work along side of Him and monitor the office down town. After placing the His phone calls Master leaned back in His chair and smiled. He knew in His heart that this gift would mean the world to me since it was from Him. Jade and I continued to walk the gardens and she told me the story of the estate and how old it was. As we walked the gardens, Jade noticed that the lights within the hous

Supernatural Stories
We enter her home and begin to head for the bedroom. With my heightened senses she intoxicates me to the breaking point. I see her heart beat in the veins on her supple neck, I taste her in the air I breathe, her luscious scent exuberates me, I want to take her right now. But I remind myself to make this as pleasurable for her as it is for me. We go into her bedroom and she sits me down on the edge of her bed, she starts to undress. She gets to her pants and I stop her, telling her to take it slower, she smiles. I begin to kiss her upper body slowly, tasting her skin with my taste buds. The taste of her sends my mind into a frenzy, I want to do it now, but I remind myself to take it slow. The end result will be all the more sweeter the more passion I give her. She undresses me and comments on how pale and cold my skin is, I tell her she can warm me up if she likes. She finishes undressing me and takes off her pants and panties, I pick her up and lay her down on the bed. I kiss her feet

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My Life With Fibromyalgia
Some people ask why I am lazy. Some ask why I don't work to help support my family. So I going to try and explain it. I am not here for pity or anything like that I am just trying to explain to everyone at once I was in a car accident in 2003. It broke my foot and crused the joint. That injury alone as made it impossible to stand for any length of time and squatting is out of the question. So that alone limits what I can do. As for the fibromyalgia, I either got this as a result from the accident or because of my mom also having it or a combination thereof. Here is a description of what fibromyalgia is.. What are the Symptoms? FM is characterized by the presence of multiple tender points and a constellation of symptoms. Pain The pain of FM is profound, widespread and chronic. It knows no boundaries, migrating to all parts of the body and varying in intensity. FM pain has been described as stabbing and shooting pain and deep muscular aching, throbbing, and twitching.

Shyteeyegotzztusayyy!!!
I did not write this. This was written by a lady named "Kendra" This shit says a lot "to" and "about" me.... about Daddy Doms...I mentioned the term Daddy Dom in a chat room the other day and was greeted by a resounding Yuk! It got me thinking about the misconceptions surrounding this aspect of D/s. I realize most think that it involves a father/daughter relationship. That isn't quite true, Daddy/little girl is a much different level. I do not know if I can explain what I mean so I will simply talk about what a Daddy Dom is to me. First I should say that in my relationship my Dom is not my father, he is nothing like my father, and I have no need for him to replace my father. He is however my Daddy. We do not engage in age play specifically ( beyond the occasional school girl fantasy *s*) and our relationship is not based on any need to have sex with children. I am always all woman, and always a very independent woman. He does have the ability to make me feel like a little girl, howe

Poems
Everynight I look up at the sky and wonder What is going on through your mind do you think of me as i do for you? I dont think I will ever know As time passes I think I have it made The random messages I get light up my day Do you know this? I think you do Good friends are sure hard to come by Grab hold of the special ones and dont let go Cus one day you jus may never know Geting to the point that I dont care I am tired of the day to day yelling Victory is out of the question Is wondering is it worth it No more no nonsense yelling Giving Up? Under the impression that it wont last long Pictures life happy Look Into The Mirror Author Unknown What do you see.. I see someone who think they are ugly.. Someone who is afraid to be judged.. Someone who looks at the glass half empty.. Someone who wonders will I ever be hot Someone who wants to be happy but sees it hard to do. The Mirror asks one day Will this person ever see that they are beautiful Because we ar

How Would You Feel?
How would you feel if you had a girl who tells all of your dirt online and her friends constantly bitch at you for doing things when it isnt even there business? dont get me wrong i dont like drama and i dont like fighting but what relationship is perfect? im not perfect so here is what i have to say to you, you know who you are if you feel like you said you do, go right ahead leave find a more local girl im not playing the stupid online drama game with you!

Working For The Air Force
A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant shooting. The friend was in awe of the General's new bird dog, "Sarge". The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined, saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and that he wouldn't part with him at any price. A year later the same friend returned for another week of hunting and was surprised to find the General breaking in a new dog. "What happened to ole Sarge?" he asked. "Had to shoot him," grumbled the General. "A friend came to hunt with me and couldn't remember the dog's name. He kept calling him Colonel. After that, all he would do was sit on his ass and bark."

69th Pct~jrztoddposse
The 69th Precinct is open for business and ready to protect !!! Are you tired of Downraters degrading you? Are you tired of the DRAMA that occurs? Sick and tired of perverts harassing you and pushing you around? Want something done about it? Now you can!! The 69th Pct. is open and ready to protect and serve! How do you get there? It's simple.....Click on the pic below! Come let us PROTECT you at 69th Precinct Where Bullsh*t is not tolerated and family is honored!!! CURRENT CLIENTS: Club Wicked Paranoia Majikal Seductions Screams and Dreams Wild Roses Longhorn Heaven Bada Bing Sweet Temptations

Our Passionate Embrace
On a cold winter's night Snuggled closed and tight Enjoying the feel and warmth of your skin next to mine We lay there on the couch Held in each others arms Covered under a thick blanket Watching the glow of the fire Laying in your strong arms A smile crosses over my lips As I look into your smiling face Knowing that this is Bliss for us both Closing my eyes still smiling I let out a sigh of pure happiness As I get more comfortable And rest my head on your chest As I feel your arms tighten I snuggle more closely to you As I pull the blanket closer Enjoying the feel of your skin Under the blankets we will go To explore and enjoy each other As the night hours grow older And the blazing fire dies to mere embers Slowly our hands have roamed To explore each and every inch Of the soft and warm skin That is the outer being of each other In the middle of the night Underneath the quilted blanket Our lips touch ever so slightly As our skins melt into

Please Help Me
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Funny Shit Lol
Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook Mouse History Of Dance

Tao
We part at the crossroads, You leave with your joys and problem, I with mine. Alone, I look down the road. Each one must walk one’s own path. People’s paths come together all too briefly when sharing friendship, but that makes those times no less valuable. We must take advantage of support and sharing in a mutually beneficial way. Whenever we take from another, we should try to give back something. This is fundamental. No one should lean on another person, or expect another to carry them a long distance down the road. Friends should walk side by side for as long as their journey carries them, without becoming dependent on one another. There should be no obligation. If I can help someone do something, then I should do so without any hesitation or expectation of reward or debt. If there is something that I need to learn and my companion can show it to me, then I should accept it in humility. No one “owns” knowledge. It should be freely shared. Parting is inherent in all mee

Orchids
You hold me inside your iris like a terminal stain on life You condescend to my primal brain And twist me around like a knife Cant begin to explain The feelings I have restrained Dont ask me how I am Because youre too busy planning your epitaph Let me tell you Dont - try to be the one - person Who has stayed - just to say They never left me! Aggravated, complicated, someone say it God, I never learn You keep me hidden behind a curtain, An audible human display You feed me orchids to give me courage And keep me in line with disdain Cant begin to explain The feelings I have restrained Dont ask me how I am Because youre too busy planning your epitaph Let me tell you Dont - try to be the one - person Who has stayed - just to say They never left me! Aggravated, complicated, someone say it God, I never learn I have nothing left for you You left me with nothing I live at arms length and die a little, Between your constants by day I want my soul ba

Judith
just a song folks,no hate mail please!!!! You're such an inspiration for the ways That I'll never ever choose to be Oh so many ways for me to show you How the savior has abandoned you F**k your God Your Lord and your Christ He did this Took all you had and Left you this way Still you pray, you never stray Never taste of the fruit You never thought to question why It's not like you killed someone It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side Praise the one who left you Broken down and paralyzed He did it all for you He did it all for you Oh so many many ways for me to show you How your dogma has abandoned you Pray to your Christ, to your god Never taste of the fruit Never stray, never break Never---choke on a lie Even though he's the one who did this to you You never thought to question why Not like you killed someone It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side Talk to Jesus Christ As if he knows the reasons why He did it all

March 8th !
I will be hosting a fetish event at The Works in Detroit, Mi on March 8th. It will be an early birthday party for myself as well ^_- Send me a message for more info.

Y I Have Been Missing...
i havent had internet access lately so i havent been on and so i will accept all friend request etc as soon as possible and fan rate n add ppl ASAP...

Cops Stuff
"One Day in a Cops Life" I get up & hop in the shower to start another day I put on my vest, my uniform, my gun, & I'm on my way I get my assignment, then hop in the car The first call comes in, a fight at the bar Later, I save a baby having seizures & calm the mother I quell a domestic disturbance & arrest the father A family of four is killed on the freeway Investigate the accident & clean up the bodies The drunk driver arrested, but he'll walk away A break in the confusion, I stop to eat A donut & coffee will keep me on my feet Four people in a stolen, heading east on main Kids dressed in black, out to shoot a rival gang Burglary in progress, I'm rollin' "Code 3" He's killed the occupants from what I can see We chase him on foot for a block or two We've got him at gun point, I wonder "What will he do?" There's shots fired & an officer needs help Without hesitation I roll and sirens start to yelp Inside the liquor store, a man with a gun A shot goes o

Thoughts....
Now wouldn't you think this is the perfect way to ruin your holiday spirits??? I got a Christmas card in the mail today. Nothing out of the ordinary really right? At least that is what we all thought. Till you open up the card and find a little note attached on the inside. Which was not of Christmas spirits at all. On the complete opposite, it was saying that there was a death in the family. Granted not blood family, but still family none the less. This happened to take place a few months back but just heard of it today, from a Christmas card in the mail. Now if you don't think this could ruin the spirits of the holiday season then I don't know what will. Oh and to make it worse, a friend of mine has been told that a very sweet friend of hers has cancer once more. So all in all I'm not into the holidays anymore. I'd think that all this news in one day this soon to Christmas, would be ruin the holiday spirits of all in the house. dont know about you but when your daughter or so

Merry Christmas
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors we all bolted, and the phone off the hook. It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor Momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking , he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down thi

Fu-land
FOR SALE!!! I will be hosting an auction starting on Sept.26-2pm fubar time and ending on Oct.4-2pm fubar time. If you wanna enter send me a message with your picture, what you have to offer and 20k fubux. You can choose to end you auction earlier if you got a bid you would like to accept. Most rates will receive a Silver Heart bling from me. If you have any questions message me. Remember i'm just the HOST.i'm not responsible who and what bids and if they pay or not. Come get your own sexy fu-slave! Pimp out brought to you by: ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar oh well...i'm on sale..lmao.don't get too excited..it's just on fubar lol i've joined my friend's fu-auction..so let the fun begin 8-p

Contest!
i'm in a contest this is only my second one since i joined the site and i would REALLY appreciate your help the contest goes off of rates and comments so PLEASE go and help me and let me know cuz i will try to come up with a prize so far all i can think of is for every 100 comments i'll make you a salute and for every 200 i'll add you to my family to see my other pics??? here's the link and thank you

Pat And Kick
Today's Kick in the Ass goes to an anonymous person, or asshat, who filed a claim against the federal government for of $3 quadrillion for over damage from the failure of levees and flood walls following Hurricane Katrina. For the sake of perspective: A mere $1 quadrillion would dwarf the U.S. gross domestic product, which was $13.2 trillion in 2007. A stack of one quadrillion pennies would reach Saturn. Or maybe this would be a better way to put it in perspective - compare that to $250. That's the amount FEMA gave residents of my area when in September 2004 Hurricane Ivan dumped 9 inches of rain in less than 24 hours. Nine inches is an unbelievable amount of water to come roaring thousands of feet down mountains and into already flooding streams. The result was the worst flash flooding in the history of the area. That's where the "impressive" numbers stop. Because unlike some other natural disasters that gained the attention of the world and the backing of disaster efforts and

I Don't Understand!
MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts WELL I WANT TO START BY SAYING THAT I AM HAPPY TO BE BACK IN THE BAR. I HAVE AWAY FOR SOME TIME BECAUSE I HAD TO HAVE A SURGERY ON MY HEART. I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND OVER TIME THAT STARTED TO TAKE A TOLL ON MY ARTERIES AND THINGS, SO ALL OF MY MAIN ARTERIES THAT LEAD TO MY HEART STARTED TO TEAR AWAY FROM THE HEART. I WAS 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM DYING. I STILL CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT I ALMOST LEFT MY KIDS WITHOUT A MOM. THE THING THAT COUNTS IS THAT HE WAS NOT READY FOR ME TO COME HOME TO HIM JUST YET. I THANK GOD. I AM NOT GOING TO GO ANY FURTHER BUT I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR READING THIS Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up

Lyrics
You're such an inspiration for the ways That I'll never ever choose to be Oh so many ways for me to show you How the savior has abandoned you F*ck your God Your Lord and your Christ He did this Took all you had and Left you this way Still you pray, you never stray Never taste of the fruit You never thought to question why It's not like you killed someone It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side Praise the one who left you Broken down and paralyzed He did it all for you He did it all for you Oh so many many ways for me to show you How your dogma has abandoned you Pray to your Christ, to your god Never taste of the fruit Never stray, never break Never---choke on a lie Even though he's the one who did this to you You never thought to question why Not like you killed someone It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side Talk to Jesus Christ As if he knows the reasons why He did it all for you Did it all for you He did it all for y

B-day
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Despair And Euphoria In 24 Hours
Ok I was once in a long distance relationship, supposedly she was pregnant with my baby. Anyway she has a condition that causes her to be in and out of the hospital, I won't go into specifics. So anyway I get a call that she went into the hospital and it wasn't looking good, then a few hours later I get a call she died. So I was the most devastated, I had ever been this girl and my baby both dead, so I made plans to go there figure out whats going on and get to the funeral. I got down there drove all night 8 hours an something, at the time I couldn't drive, dad drove so we got a room, and I called her house to find out something about funeral arrangements, and guess who answered... it was her, I was in shock and she said she didn't know what happened. She drove to the Hotel it was like seeing a ghost, I was so happy but it was unreal. She said she lost the baby, anyway as you can imagine from here the story gets pretty far fetched, I was still so happy, but I had more

Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Sarah's Erotica
She got on her knees that morning. Her chest against the bed facing the window that overlooks her perfectly manicured lawn. Her husband groaned in the bed. Not a sensual groan but the type of groan only a man makes when he is somewhere between sleep and consciousness. Sarah looked at him and couldn’t help but realize that she felt nothing. It was 5:00 in the morning on Saturday and she had to go into the office again. She sighed as she got off her knees and slipped into her clothes. Picking up the bra from her nightstand she held it in front of her. It was one of the plain white bra’s she always wears. She looked down and after seeing her panties she smiled; well at least she matched today. It has been so long since she had worn anything else. Well no time for thoughts like that. Sarah pulled her top over her head and stepped into the dark pants waiting for her at the bottom of the bed. After slipping on her shoes she took the stairs two at a time and walked out the door.

Writings & Poetry
There once was a fish, who swam in the sea, A lonely fish, as lonely as can be. One day, this fish did see, Another fish who swam in the sea. “Hi there fish, will you come swim with me? I’m kind of lonely, lonely as can be.” ”Of course,” said the fish “that sounds like fun to me” So the two fish went off to swim in the sea. They swam and they swam and had lots of fun Until they noticed that the day was done. The fish asked “will you come back another day? Meet me here so we can swim and play?” So each day, those two fishes would meet To swim and to play, it was such a treat! “Is this still fun?” asked the fish one day, “Do you still like when we swim and play?” “Of course, silly” she started to say. “I love swimming with you every day!” He splashed and splashed and shouted with glee “I’m the happiest fish in the whole, entire sea!” The sea is big and has lots of fish that can swim, But there was only one fish that was important to him. He’d found

Just Some Thoughts...
I sit here and wonder if what I'm going through is just My fault or does this happen to everyone? I know I may sound stupid to some of You and I know I may not be some poet like like others. But I am dying inside because at this moment My dreams of the life I want, the love I want are stuck in limbo and there's nothing I can do. And I see My dreams slipping away and with that I die bit each day. If You only knew the joy I see in the face of an angel and watch it as each day that smile slowly fades. It tears Me apart. I have loved women before don't get Me wrong. But I have never had the Love for a Woman like I do for My Goddess. The illness I have that rack My body My take My life at any time they want that I can't control. But My Love For Connie will be with Me from now til the end of time!!!! I Love You My Baby... G☼δδ姧 of Light Fu-Wife/Fu-Owned by HarleyRider/Fu-Mistress of LoneWolf@ fubar

Hidden Thoughts
What do you say, when she smiles, and it steals your breath away, when she laughs, making your heart flutter, when she cries, and you would walk through hell to dry those eyes, when she feels alone, and you would stand apon the highest peak to shout out that she isnt, when her heart is broken, and you would gladly give the peices of your own to make hers whole, what do you say, when you want to look into those impossibly amazing eyes, and tell her what you cannot say?

My First Contest
Hey there peeps! This is my first contest. I am trying to win Fubucks!!!!!!! Please click on my photo and rate and comment me. I would love all my friends to help me out. I will share the love if i win. Please help me, being as this is my first contest, I would like to feel like I have a chance to win. Show me Luv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx.

Life With Unblind Eyes
You say that you love me But you are not sure For you even doubt your own feelings From within your Heart and Soul You live in this world Letting your mind control Over your Heart and Soul Not truly living at all it seems The very mind you have Can lie to you all the while Unlike that Heart and Soul Hidden deep within your very being Come and see what I mean To live with your Heart and not your mind To truly be free and blessed Within this world and realm Granted living as I do now May cause you some heartache and pain But in living life this way You are no longer clouded and blind Open up your Heart Let it see past your mind Threw renewed eyes and light To the purest joys of the night Rejoice in this new found happiness For that is what it is and will become A life with out anymore lies A life to live to the fullest of times.

Shared Love
In the star light sky I look up to see the moon Wishing that I could hold you Out in the open underneath the stars Resting my head on your chest Slowly smiling ever so softly Knowing that this is where I long to be In your strong and loving arms Within a dream state of mind I seem to be right now As I wish upon the silver moon Wishing and hoping against all hope That soon we can share This blessed embrace of arms Even if just for a single night Just to know and share our love for one another

Storms
I like the sound of distant thunder as it rumbles across the earth. I love to watch the lightning as it streaks across the sky in glorious flames ripe with passion and promise. I love to stand in the sound and fury of the storm with the rain washing over my skin, bathing my body in the freshness of sweet abandon. I love the drenching wetness and the cool calm as the raindrops gather to embrace me. I love the erotic slippery slide of every drip that caresses my cheek, slipping down and down and down to pool at my feet. I love to stand with arms stretched wide, reaching for the passion of nature's release, embracing the pure raw energy that crackles in the air, filling my senses with the smell of wet earth and ozone and satisfaction.

Master's Need Of His Pet
Financial planning 101 for our elected officials - This course should becompulsory!!!You have 2 families... "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal".   Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in California ."Joe Legal" works in construction, has a Social Security Number, and makes $25.00 per hour with payroll taxes deducted."Jose Illegal" also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".Joe Legal.. $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week = $52,000 per year.  Now take 30% away for state and federal tax.  Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.Jose Illegal... $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week = $31,200.00 per year.  Jose Illegal pays no taxes.Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.Joe Legal pays for Medical and Dental Insurance with limited coverage .. $1000.00 per month = $12,000.00 per year.  Joe Legal now has $19,231.00.Jose Illegal has full  Medical and Dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per y

Haha
I was crusing around today just blasting the Ramones and making faces at other moterists. It was fun and it really make me think back to when I was younger. I used to do that all the time. It seems like lately i've sorta lost touch with the fun person I used to know who was me. Haha! Anyway, if you see some crazy person driving around blasting music and making faces don't call the cops. I'm mostly harmless ;) Ahahaha, there is nothing quite like pulling out your old 80's christian heavy metal tapes and rocking out while cleaning!!!! Sigh, tunes from my childhood ;) Holy shit, i'm so amazed right now. I got my first person blocking me on here and its funny as hell. I sent a friend request today to a lady that looked interesting. Right after I sent it I noticed she had a part in her name about being married and doesnt want to talk to any guys. Ooops, my bad. Soooo, that was this morning. I get home and have a shoutbox from the lady saying "it does not please me". I tried to click her nam

Bdsm
I was out of business for a while due to personal reason. But now that I am back..my word how I missed it. So tell me...what do you think of it? Its a lifestyle for me and loving it big time.

Should I?
Well.. I have Finally Had to make the Biggest Decision Of my Life! I don't want to be the Big Loser, With Nothing going for me.. I'm Finding myself Fall into that Category.. And I'm not liking It.. A week ago, I was out in Lakewood, And Decided to Go To the Army Recruiters.. Well, There's Still a lot I have to do before I actually Can Join the Military.. I want to Make something of myself, and Show My Family I'm not a Pathetic Loser... I want to show Myself I can get Myself in a Better Life and Situation.. I know There is a War going on, But I need to do Something, and This way Will be the Only way for me to get over my Fear Of Guns.. And get me More Active.. Sorry if this Makes No Sense... But, That's How Confused I am right now! lol.. I don't know what to do! Please Help Me!

How Many People
02:16 AM CST on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 KHOU.com staff report Click on video for an update from 11 News reporter Shern-Min Chow The mother of a baby boy, whose body was found dumped near the Galveston Seawall last month, has been arrested by federal agents in New York. Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne confirmed to 11 News that Caren Kohberger was arrested by FBI agents Tuesday afternoon. A FBI spokeswoman said Kohberger was arrested after she was released from Bellevue Hospital’s mental ward Tuesday afternoon. She is being held in a New York City jail awaiting extradition back to Texas. Kohberger was wanted on charges that she handed her 3-month-old son over to the man who is accused of stomping the boy to death. Yenne filed endangerment charges against Kohberger last week. 11 NEWS Travis Mullis is charged with capital murder in the beating death of his baby son. The probable cause affidavit for the arrest warrant alleges that Kohberger han

Funn Poems Some Nsfw
screams of sorrow fill the night unsure of myself against their might not knowing what comes with the sun for tomorrow i know i must stare down the gun there is a man i do not know that will push a button to make me glow nukes will fill the air that is death for whom i stare so ill ride my camel's hump and dread that last bump ill drop my guns and run away cause ur taxes i will not pay i set my property on fire because thats what Saddam would desire but u put out that flame and forced me to hide in shame so now i sit here looking at the walls of the cave wondering if i should come out and behave cause i know what awaits me in here to live a life with out any beer but if i face the sand spiders and come out there you will arrest me and il hve to suck on bubba's pear so to ala i pray please protect me from his spray

Friends!!!!!
This is for friends and fans. Where are you???? You never drop by to say Hello!!! Drop by more I miss you all you all mean alott to me.I LOVE YOU ALL. Misty Friends I love my friends and fans. You all mean so much to me, I LOVE you all. So if I do not say Hello it does not mean that I forgot about you.I HAVE not. May those who love us,love us And who don't love us, May god turn their hearts, And if he doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we may know theam by their limping!!!!! To Kristy where are you hiding??? You are just being mean, and you are playing games with his heart. At least you could call him and tell him how you really feel. Do not break his heart. Stop playing games. Love is something you should not mess with. Do the right thing. From: Someone who cares. Misty

The War Machine Keeps Rolling
The world around me is crumbling, yet somehow I stand strong. The ground beneath me trembles, as I walk this path so long. It isn't always easy to look danger in it's face. All I can do is accept it, and never slow my pace. Challenges and tragedies will rear their ugly heads. The beast inside me craves them, for they are how he's fed. He chews them up and spits them out, one mountain at a time. No matter how high life may pile them, right to the top I'll climb. Broken bones and broken hearts, can't hold me down for long. I am a war machine, I sing my fighting song! Strength, determination, merciless, forever! My battle cry is truth, there's no such thing as never! The world may try to break me, and spit into my face. None of it will phase me, or distract me from the race. I swim the blackened waters, like a lonely shark at sea. Even with friends around, at times it feels like it's just me. Alone inside my own head, the demons start to fly. My only true

The Burning Question
There is no cure for whats killing me, and the parts that are broken can never be repaired. I hate so much that I cannot feel love, and sometimes I think that I dont want to! Or does such a thing even exist? Is love something invented by cruel people to make me feel empty and alone? Sometimes at night as i lay awake painful thoughts enter my head, thoughts of anger, revenge and death. At times I think my only reason to live, is to attain retribution on those who have hurt me. To make everyone pay for my pain, and force them to realize that I have become their "ideal" I dont want to be like them, in turn I want them to be like me! After years of conforming to their idea of "normal", I have realized there is no "normal" I feel as if Im being betrayed, by those who call me their friend. Falsely smiling in my presence, but all the while plotting my demise! When I enter the room kind words drip from their lying mouths like honey, yet as i exit those same mouths spew forth a poisi

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. As real as I try to be on the internet, I'm a very shy person in reality (this may come as a surprise but doubtful). 2. I rarely get cold and have in fact worn shorts on a daily basis for the past year and a half. 3.Sometimes while playing video games or watching football I get really angry and punch myself in the head (not smart I know). 4. I still pick my nose. For one, gross I know, it's just a boredom thing. 5.I'm a lazy bastard, plain and simple. 6.Love animals, someday hope to be a veterinary nurse. 7.I'm half Cypriot, not that I look it, but my mum is a greek cypriot so I am. Have a lot of family fr

When I Whine
We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair I looked at her and sighed and wished I was as fair. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle. She had one leg and used a crutch But as she passed, she passed a smile. Oh, God, forgive me when I whine I have 2 legs, the world is mine. ~~ I stopped to buy some candy The lad who sold it had such charm I talked with him a while, he seemed so very glad If I were late, it'd do no harm. And as I left, he said to me, "I thank you, you've been so kind. It's nice to talk with folks like you. You see," he said, "I'm blind." Oh, God, forgive me when I whine. I have 2 eyes, the world is mine. Later while walking down the street, I saw a child with eyes of blue He stood and watched the others play He did not know what to do. I stopped a moment and then I sa

Just Thoughts
AT THE HELM, I HAVE THE WHEEL AT THE HELM, THROTTLE IN MY CONTROL NO EXTRA GADGETS, NO FANCY ELECTRONICS ONLY THE SUN & STARS, HOT & COLD STAND BY THE WIND AND RAIN, THEY SING & KEEP TIME THE KNOLEDGE OF TODAY IS LESSONS OF YESTERDAY THE KNOWLEDGE OF TOMORROW IS LESSONS OF TODAY I AM AT THE HELM, I AM STEERING & PRESSING ON IN A DIRECTION, ONLY GODS WILL KNOWS (COMMENTS ARE ENCOURAGED AND WELCOME) A FALIBLE HUMAN BEING:One who makes a mistake.Then through their own eye's or through the eye's of another recognizes and admits to the mistake.Makes direct appologies to the ones they have harmed and asks forgiveness unless doing so would create more harm to one or more people involoved.I am a FALIBLE HUMAN BEING. I know that I make MISTAKES. I limit my mistakes to the best of my ability. If I make a mistake and I do not own up to it, then I am either oblivious to the mistake or am ignorant.When I have made a mistake, teach how NOT to make it again.Judge me for the person

Tag, You're It
TAG YOUR IT HAVE FUN.. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I AM HONEST 2.I LOVE PEOPLE AND LEARNING ABOUT WHAT MAKES THEM WHO THEY ARE 3.I AM A WITCH, SERIOUSLY 4.I AM A HOPELESS ROMANTIC 5.I PREFER BEING NAKED WHENEVER PRACTICAL 6.I ALWAYS TRY TO LOOK FOR THE BEST IN PEOPLE 7.I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART 8.I LOVE TO FLIRT 9.I BELIEVE EVERY WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL AND PRECIOUS UNTIL SHE GIVES ME REASON NOT TO 10.I LOVE TO GIVE THE WOMAN IN MY LIFE AS MUCH PLEASURE, LOVE AND DEVOTION AS I CAN SENDING OUT TO 1.FRANKI 2.~onetnsweetheart~ 3.DeeFromMO 4.UNICORN 5.+Lucy+

Why Dogs Are Mans Best Friends..
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs do not hate their bodies. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. Dogs seldom outlive you. Dogs can't talk. Dogs enjoy petting in public. You never have to wait for a dog—they're ready to go 24-hours a day. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. Dogs like to go hunting. Another man will seldom steal your dog. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?" If a d

The Teacher Is In
Please Rate this story!!! The Teacher Is In (Straight) Maggie had always been on the shy side and not really the type to draw lots of attention from the guys in school. She was on the short side, only 5’ 2” and full figured, with thick hair just below her shoulders. She had dated a few guys over the years, but nothing bold or adventurous. So her knowledge of intimate activities was really limited. With the vast internet now at her finger tips, she sees all the variations and terminology. So many men coming at her from every direction with strange requests and questions. The whole idea has her overwhelmed. She was just in her mid twenties and now men of all ages, from all over the world, seemed interested in her. Then one day, she gets an email from a man about 15 years older than her, but he seems to have nothing but compliments. This is unlike the constant scary emails full of rude questions, she has come accustomed to. He even included

Rambling From The Blond
Why is it that we never seem to find what we are looking for? Is it because we are looking for something that is not real or unobtainable? Or do we always seem to make bad choices? I wish I knew. Why is that people as say everything is fine or great when you ask them how they are? Am I the only one who is not always fine or great? And if so, can someone please tell me your secret? Is it too much to want the man who cant live without you? Will love you forever? Wants to cry when you cry or at least gives a crap to why you are crying in the first place. IS he really out there? Or does it always fade away after time? Ok these are my ramblings for now. Just a few thoughts I had. Kisses to you all!!

Dj Tazman Up For Auction
Hey all its DJ Tazman and im in another auction . So get in there and bid on me and show me how much you want me . Ty in advance for any bids yall offer > im offering 1. rate pix durrin hh 2. added to top friends 3. pimpout in blog and homepage 4. make a couple morphs 5. add to yahoo i will add more stuff for the right price , so please start ur bidding and thank you in advance . just click on the pic below to take you straight to it Hey all its DJ Tazman and im in another auction . So get in there and bid on me and show me how much you want me . Ty in advance for any bids yall offer > im offering 1. rate pix durrin hh 2. added to top friends 3. pimpout in blog and homepage 4. make a couple morphs 5. add to yahoo i will add more stuff for the right price , so please start ur bidding and thank you in advance . just click on the pic below to take you straight to it

Definitions
Verb. Noun. Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal ‘doggy style’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.

Spilling Some Thoughts
Maybe its just like a mood or whatever but my nerves are torn all to hell. I have always been the person to always make people feel better. No matter the crisis Ive tried to make people see the better side of everything. Now I feel so used. Like all Ive been is a tissue for someone's nose. Now Im all balled up and thrown out. I feel empty. I feel pissed. Then it all turned to being vengeful and outcasted. I go in the chatrooms and feel out of the loop. Like Im just taking up megabytes. Like all Im waiting for is someone to tell me to get the fuck out. Maybe its the lack of sleep or just the way things have been going but thats the big feeling Ive been slapped with. I used to log on and look forward to chatting up a storm. Now I just sit here and look at folks conversing and blasting, etc and just wanna go into a corner and sit away from the world. I dunno. But thats all Im seeing right now. Maybe Im trippin or maybe I just need a drink. What do yall think? Well over the years, Ive lea

Thoughts....
Again, as I write this, I have much on my mind. I had a rather intimate conversation with someone very close to me tonight and I feel as if I might have pushed them away slightly. I've discussed things that I swore to myself that I'd take to the grave with me, however, I felt a huge weight being lifted from my chest. I feel closer to this person than I have ever felt to anyone. I myself feel slightly scared inside as I feel this person might grow distant to me in the days ahead. I worry. The person I speak of also shared secrets buried deep within themselves. I fear that they feel I have been pushed away. I have not. I feel that this person's ability and willingness to share such things with me is a sign of deep trust and faithfulness in me as a person. I shall not fail or betray this trust. My committment to this person's honesty, will, and soul will keep them safe from anyone having the spoken carnal knowledge that was shared tonight. I only hope for the same from them. I hold

My Book
We touch our children’s lives and personalities in ways we can never truly know and understand. From the manner in which we speak to them as infants, to the way we react to them when they fall down or act up. The tone of our voice around our kids drastically influences the type of person they will be when they get older; outgoing and boisterous or quiet and mild. They truly are like little sponges that soak up everything we say and do even when we don’t know they are watching and listening. And sometimes, the things we say and do will come back to bite us in our proverbial butts when we hear ourselves repeated (usually in very public places) by our children, in front of others. Be careful not to speak ill of others in earshot of your children, because surely as you do it will be brought back up- by your children- in front of the person you spoke ill of. Such as little Tommy telling Aunt Betty how big mommy thinks her butt is, or how the neighbor ‘just never shuts up’. None of us

Legends
A Nordic princess, recently married to an Arab king and tormented by a desire to see her own snow-covered lands once more, became seriously homesick, which brought great sadness and pain to the King. His ingenious remedy was to order thousands of almond trees to be planted. When they were in blossom, he ordered all the windows of the palace to be opened. The princess was amazed at encountering field after field of white blossom. It reminded her of the snow-covered land of her own country and she was instantly cured. A tribute thanks to my dear friend Jo in Portugal who shared this story with me and the festival that is held every year in the Algarve region in the south of Portugal. Thank you Jo!

Starting Fresh
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In Memory Of
To all my friend's... I will be on here now and then but there has been a double death in my family so i will not be on as much as i have been... First was my nephew he was 25 years old and was killed last friday by an IED in Iraq... Second was my baby sister she was 43 years old and the mother of Bradly... She oded and died saturday morning... so you see it has not been a good week for me and i need time to take care of my family... I'm sorry for not letting you all know before and wish you all my best wishes and good well... Thank you all for being my friends and please pray for my family that they will come through this... again thank you all

~kisses Are Like Fingerprints~
Different Kinds of Kisses-Which is Your Favorite? ~Butterfly Kiss – With your faces less than a breath away, flutter your eyes open and closed, so your eyelashes brush your partner’s cheek. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart. ~Earlobe Kiss – Gently sip and lightly suck your partner’s earlobe. Avoid loud sucking noises – ears are sensitized noise detectors. ~Eye Kiss – Hold your partner’s head with both hands and slowly move his or her head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up toward your partner’s eyes and place a tender kiss on top of your lover’s closed eyelids. ~Brow Kiss – While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very, very gently kiss the spot right below the brow bone. A very intimate kiss. ~Foot Kiss – An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss, gently suck the toes and then lightly kiss the foot. It helps to gently

Forgive Me
The love I feel is indescribable. The feelings that I feel are so real. I wish you were still here. The pain and torture of letting go. I had to let you go to fly away. Instead of being seen with me. The hurt I caused I am sorry for. I wish I never had to let you go. In my heart you'll always be. I loved thee more then words can say. I hope you can forgive m go. But if I don't let you go how unfair it would be to you. For I loved another more then you. My feelings for you did not disappear. If I was not true to myself that would be unfair to you. Please find it in your heart to forgive me, for I will always love you. Written By. Megz

Sacred Ties
Sacred touches, I'll never feel again. Sacred love, I'll never be able to cherish. Sacred pictures of you, I'll never have. Sacred Moments in time, I'll never be able to know. Sacred memories, will never have you in them. Sacred feelings, you will never know mine. Sacred thoughts, are the thoughts about you. Sacred dreams, are what I have about you. Sacred fantasies, are what I have about you. Sacred happiness, I know I'll never have with you. Sacred ties, is what I'll never have with the one I love. Written by.. Megz

Rants And Bs
i normally do not post rants in my blogs but by damn i am now how in the hell can you be 25 years old and call yourself a master i mean wtf come on you barely have hair on your nuts!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! this crap pisses me off if i had slave girl or some shit on my name i would understand but geesh wtf!!!!! anyways here is why i am ranting!!! read from the bottom up!!!!!! ->misterak25...: and further more i am 33 years old you are nothing but a little boy to me and are not ready to handle a full grown woman so grow up before u think u can be a master!!!!!!!! ->misterak25...: ummmmm excuse me litle boy i think you are talking to the wrong person if you have a kinky fetish i AM NOT THE PERSON TO FUCK WITH misterak25...: hello... you are a good slavegirl material? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a s

Auction
Hi Lord, its me. Things are getting bad here, gas prices are too high, no jobs, food and heating cost too high. I know some have taken you out of our schools, government & even Christmas. But Lord, I'm asking you to come back and re-bless America, we really need you. Thanks Lord, I love you!Jesus forgive us for not stepping up for you.Let us sing it from the rooftops that we belong to Jesus Christ! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of ThePlain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 44 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:"1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.5. Pay off your credit cards every month.6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their

Torn
My love for him, the deepest it may be. The desperate thought of losing him, I wish I didn't see. The painful agony, I try to disguise thee. The sound of a wounded heart beating, oh how it hurts me. The anger that burns inside, I shall set free. The thought of a love, that should never be. The thought of him leaving, should I let him flee? The things that make me torn, will always be. written by.. Megz

Why Do Woman Do This
my question is why do u ladies accept men's add request den delete or block then the next day or hour when the man/men has not dun nothin 2 u to hav this happen. master_lizard out

My Poetry
Are you looking at me? What do you see? Do you see an object of desire? You don't see me. Do you know me? What do I like? What do I fear? Do you know how I love? You used me. You threw me away. You think you hurt me? See because all the time you think you had me. You only had what I let you believe. I told you what you wanted to hear. I showed you something you wanted to see. But it was not me. You never had me. You cannot hurt me. I felt you today. Your breath, your skin. The look in your eyes. You know, that look that takes all my pain away. I'm safe here in your arms. The past is gone. All that matters is here and now. You fill me with joy. Nothing can harm me when I'm with you. I love you. You fixed me. You undid all the pain that was caused. You saved me. I can't imagine life without you. But, when I wake up, you are not there. All that I feel is pain. All I can do is cry. I wish you were here. I wish I could find you. I wish y

A 15 Yr. Old School Kid In Arizona
WRITTEN BY A 15 yr. old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA : New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word 'God ' is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached: NEW School prayer: - >Now I sit me down in school >Where praying is against the rule >For this great nation under God >Finds mention of Him very odd. >If Scripture now the class recites, >It violates the Bill of Rights. >And anytime my head I bow >Becomes a Federal matter now. >Our hair can be purple, orange or green, >That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. >The law is specific, the law is precise. >Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. >For praying in a public hall >Might offend someone with no faith at all. >In silence alone we must meditate, >God's name is prohibited by the state. >We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, >And pierce our

R.i.p
HARRY CARROLL Born= June 11,1945 Passed On= June 6,2008 He Will Be Missed N Loved! Daddy, Ull Alway Be In My Heart N Ull Never Leave There! I Know Your In A Better Place! I Love You Soo Much!! Forever N Always Ull Be In My Heart!!

Get Undressed With Miss Jess
Have you guys seen that show “A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila”? I am like addicted to it. This woman is like the ultimate bratty princess BITCH. On the show show she has boy and girl contestants fighting for a chance to date her and to make them show their dedication she has made them get her name tattooed on them, walk on glass, sip a gallon of hotdogs on buns with ketchup and mustard through a straw that has been blended in a blender and eat pig vaginas. She has done all of that and more. She is completely my evil bitch inspiration! I have been talking a lot about TV lately. I get totally sucked in when I have the television on so I apologize for pushing the dumb box on you guys. I had sort of a crappy day. I had a lot of really cool stuff happen and a lot of iffy/sad stuff as well. Well as you all know I had a list of things I wanted to get done but between video uploading, journal posting, forum posting and email answering I was like at the coffee shop for hours befo

Thanks To All My Friends
Hi everyone. I haven't been around much and I just want to say thank you to all my good friends that haven't given up on me and leave me such awesome luv. Well I finally got moved in to a lovely old farm house 20 miles out in the country. Very quite and peaceful. Just what I needed. Cows, chickens and lots of open spaces. I have 2 little roommates, 2- 8 week old kittens, name Lily and Chloe, who keep me entertained that is for sure. But next week, my youngest Cheyenne will be here just in time to start school. I have a new job but still looking for one that pays better. Well I will try and get to all of you but it will take me some time since I don't get much time on here. But I love ya all and wanted you to know. hugs xoxoxox I just want to thank all my friends for all the love you have shown me. My life has been a little crazy lately, and I haven't been around much. Both of my youngest girls have been sick and in and out of the hospital for surgery and test, both

Me
Had a dream that I was strapped to a machine that revieled your deepest inner scars. When it hit me, I became a frankensten monster, break free and escape. The people chase me screaming animal monster kill it. They chase me through woods for hours but eventually I'm cornered standing on the edge of a cliff. I move towards the crowd to avoid falling, and as I do so, I'm blasted by a rifle. It leaves a huge hole where my heart should be and I fall off the cliff. I look at the hole as I fall thinking of all the places to shoot me it's there. How ironic, how very ironic. Now the world knows what I have always known there's a hole where my heart goes. I had a dream that I was a doctor on an operating table and I was looking inside my own body. I cut myself open and peeled back my flesh to see what was inside. Then I cut open the rib cage. It was all there lungs liver kidneys ect. All of it in pretty decent shape. Then there was the heart, or lack there of. In it's place was

Days Like This
today was a beautiful spring day...u can see the changing of the seasons on a day like this...the crocuses are blooming, the air is warm but the wind is strong and nippy... if u close your eyes u can smell the green of the grass, the smell of the trees starting to bud, the new flowers fighting theier way to survive... i hear the sound of so many ppl who finally have the chance to uncover those motorcycles!!!! filling the tanks, starting them up...and feeling the freedom of the wind in their face... letting their souls take flight... i learned years ago how to ride i started out riding a KTM 125 dirt bike...i also used to ride a CBR 600... and no i am not one of the ones who sat on the back and held on for dear life...I WAS THE ONE who sat on my own...and rode with my best friend and mate... keeping up with him ... learning to let my own soul fly high... i found my self taking my beautiful daughter to the local park and going creak walking... and every time i hear

My Baby Needs Help Please??!!
> OBJECT OF THE GAME. This Contest will be won just like any other,with photo comments and photo rates, "BUT" it has a twist! To win you must have the most photo rates,Now for the twist you need the least photo comments! So while you are having your pic rated you need to be bombing your opponents. At the end of each 24 hour peroid I will close the contest folder and tally all comments and rates and take screenshots. The contestent with the least photo rates and the most photo comments will be eliminated and the folder will be reopened. RULES 1.Most rates and least comments wins. 2.Good Sportsmanship is a "MUST". 3.Anyone can rate your pic. 4.You must be on my friends list and a saluted level 5 to comment, so if your friends are not on my friends list have them F/R/A me ahead of time. 5."NO DRAMA" "NO WHINNING"we are all supposed to be adults here "ACT" like it! Anyone found causing drama or being disrespectful to any other contestant,or bringing

The Tower
I'm dizzy walkin outta larry's army wear used With some black leather shoes and desert BDU's Many boxes of ammo, i got the camo face paint Barricaded the tower doors, safe this place ain't Up to the top, i can see the whole planet it would seem The sun is beatin on my head as i'm livin my horror dream Up-chucked a couple times then i finally took aim A man is chattin on his cell phone, i spattered his brain A lovely couple started runnin, all the sudden she tripped He kept right the fuck without her, like he never missed a step I snapped one to his head, he fell dead to his knees Then his wife was right there to retrieve the car keys Not many notice at first, although some do start to scatter Pluggin iron in they back, who they are it doesn't matter There's a psychopathic, way up in the tower somewhere And when they think they outta range [gunshot] poof they hair And it was hot that day (someone's in the tower) So fuckin hot (shooting from the tower) And it was ho

Random Stuff
NOT a good idea ppl. Not safe for anyone. THEY CAN FALL OUT OF THE WINDOW. Then you've killed your pup. Or the poor thing lives, but then has a broken back or something and dies shortly after. And yes, this is something I witnessed last night. Luckily I noticed it on the ground right after it happend and that it was still breathing. Stopped car because I was sure as hell not going to let the baby get run over. Whether it lived long after or not, that's horrible. Bad enough jackasses don't think about these things so it won't happen. That's an image I don't think will go away any time soon. I'm just glad that I didn't witness it getting run over. THAT would've been even worse. Damn humans with no common sense. Whatever happend to an eye for an eye?? It seems that guys aren't in to kissing these days. I don't know if they don't really know how or they're affraid they won't or they assume the girl can't. Either way, this kinda sucks. It's been almost 3 months since I've k

Showin' Love
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can "feel" people through the computer. 2. I have had the same best friend for 28 years. 3. I am very reserved. 4. I don't like to talk about me. 5. I don't like to shop. 6. I don't know if I actually know what love is. 7. I like to be by myself. 8. I always have more money when I don't have a man living with me. 9. I am a horrible housekeeper. 10. I can actually sing. Icee Hott, Willow, Hikerb, Turkey, and Mattenheimer so a good guy is in an auction and needs rates on a pic Here is the link http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1480487&albumid=940957&i=3551

Poems I Wrote
WHY ornate as it sounds the world will never answer i will say it again to find the truth behind the lies of what is wanted knowledge needed of innermost thoughts dont change your mind and i wont change mine to rest in resolve to feel freedoms release until then i will never know ever Do you not see what and how things can be again In the end there is no tomorrow oh but ! There could be The very hope and the honesty lies within half truths of fear we suffer in the midst of silence forever One uncommon goal shared and heartfelt no one claims a monster unleased an awakend worn out soul but with no soul to unite to ? is emptiness Alone

Being Silly
This is the last season for the Yankee's to play in "Yankee Stadium" I have done random searches for tickets online, as far as looking at September tickets. I honestly feel at this point I need to sell my soul to see just one game. I did find a set of tickets, but they are $240. I have been a Yankee fan my whole life. I live for the Yankee's. That's it. I'm selling my soul.

Want More Gas For Ur Money?read Up!!!
Mike Webster Customer Service Manager Office: 585-392-2384 Fax: 585-392-2381 Cell: 585-259-6226 TIPS ON PUMPING GAS I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon.. Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the g

Mum
LORD YOU HEAR MY PRAYERS WHEN I AM CALLED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT YOU HEAR MY PRAYER'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY WHEN WE GET A CALL FOR YOU ARE THE LORD OF LORD AND LORD WHEN WE ROLL UP ON A SCENCE LIGHT GOING AND THE AIRHORN BLOWING YOU HEAR OR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS THAT WE WILL ALL MAKE MAKE IT HOME ALIVE AND SAFE LORD YOU HELP US GET THREW THE CALLS AND YOU WATCH OVER US AS WE DO OUR JOBS TO HELP OUT THE ONES WHO NEED HELP MORE THEN US YOU KEEP US IN YOUR HAND AS WE GO TO HELP OTHER WE ARE YOU FIREFIGHTER IN YOU HAND WE ARE TO DO YOU WORK AMEN WENT TO A PARTY, MOM I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never

Giveaway
i need 7500 comments to be blinged, and i'll give anyone 30k for every 100 comments on this pic, just leave a comment here when your done and i will send you the 30k and please pass the word on to your friends please bomb this pic and help me get 10 blings from my best friend wonder woman i need 7,500 comments kelli needs 50k for a HH please drop a few comments to help her out.

~ Song
Lingering in the air, tantalizing your senses, I seek to invade your soul. You feel the waves of my presence washing over you, causing all emotion inside of you to catch in your throat. The sigh that escapes your lips, as I caress your heart gently, echoes within you. Slowly, you feel your lips begin to move, whispering things you'd never before expressed; yet, have felt. As I possess you , you can't help but fall in love with me. I incite, within you, a rhythm you have never experienced, a rhythm only you and I share. I can make you laugh, or cry. I touch you in the way you need to be touched. Swaying slightly, you allow yourself to be taken by me, moving with me, echoing the words I speak to you, we become one. A shiver passes through your body as you realize...I will forever be your song.

Contests Contests Contests
FU-Bombers@ fubar Here is the link to the bomber family page I started. If you want to be a part of it, check the page out, read the blog on the front main page and send a friend request to the page and put a little note in the friend request letting me know you are wanting to join the family and that it is not just a random friend request. If you have any questions please feel free to message me. -Peggy Sue FU-Bomber’s Owner & Founder FU-Bombers@ fubar

Tracey's
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar.Despite your forward and extroverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets.Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com Get Your Sexy Name THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA (Must be read with an Italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina mornin I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate, She say you better no piss inna plate, you gonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga resturant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fo