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I Would Write You A Love Letter !!
i would write you a love letter, but there's not enough paper to write down everything wonderful about you the way you laugh, talk, and kiss the way you do those little things that makes me so crazy about you . i would write you a love letter, but there aren't enough pencils or pens or ink to put down how you make me feel how you make my heart beat faster and my breath catches when ever were close, how you stay with me like a love song i cant get out of my head i would write you a love letter but there aren't enough hours or days or lifetimes to describe all you mean to me the way you've changed my world and made me dream things i never dared to dream before i would write you a love letter but i cant. i love you to much ...
Chaco-licious Thoughts
ok, so a lil disclaimer... i do too much thinking when i spend 11 hours a day driving. so this is the result, a blog about me. this one is a little about me and it is a peek in my mind (a random hodge podge).. oh and spelling is not my strong point. I have to start by saying, I am really single. Been single since Jan. After the ex and I broke up after 6 years together. I will admit that I had a hand in it. I am not an easy man to get along with all the time. I also figured that if she called off the wedding a week before it was to happen but still wanted to be with me, something wasn't kosher. But that's all background info. No need in going into details. I am a truck driver. I primarily do the lower 48 states. I get all over the place. I love my job, I do not want to do anything else. I have had a variety of jobs in my life. And it was part of the cause of the break up. I had a couple of offers to work locally and as great as that sounds, its less rewarding. But, I digres
Life's Lessons
Always go out with a bang.... ALWAYZ! Its the only way to be remembered... or else you'l be considered as 'juss another'.... well I'm far from juss another..... hell, apparently, I was "The One"... so how do you go from being "The One" to juss When you meet someone, you initially like them for them... and you alwayz say "I like you for you".... so why down the road do people try to change you? And then you try to change for them, and what do they say? "You changed! You're not the person I first met and fell in Love with...." Lol..... make ya mind up...... so My remedy? I don't change.... only thing that changes is my location and/or work schedule..... I have female friends still, love em to death (shout out to Charlie! Her son birthday is today ;o) also shout out all my homegirls thas still here even though you don't approve of my choice in girlfriends...) yep, love em.... I make music, been doin it for so long in fact that cats in the Army ask me "why aint you signed dog?"
Funny Stories
A lot of fun has been poked about my attire, and of course that doesn't bother me at all; I wouldn't upload pics of myself in flowered swim trunks and boots if I didn't want to make you giggle. But sometimes I fuck up without realizing it. A couple of weeks ago, I got off work at 7am and went downstairs to get changed into my gym clothes. When I put my shorts on, it just did not seem right. They seemed a little small, a little short. Definitely came up too high on the sides. But I just adjusted them (dang they're small in the crotch too like they're riding up and squeezing my junk) and went on down to the gym. Definitely felt small on me, but I could not figure out why. I'd worn them before right? Just my imagination I guess. In the middle of my workout, smart-ass co-worker Dereck walks past me and says "Daggone John go put some clothes on!". I gave him a stern angry look and continued my workout. I went home when I finished and took the shorts off. They said "Small". What the fuck?
Merry Christmas
this is my most favorite song of the holiday..... And they told me pa-ram-pam-pam-pam A new-born king to see pa-ram-pam-pam-pam Our finest gifts we bring pa-ram-pam-pam-pam Ra-pam-pam-pam, ra-pam-pam-pam Peace on earth, can it be Years from now, perhaps we'll see See the day of glory See the day, when men of good will Live in peace, live in peace again Peace on earth, can it be Every child must be made aware Every child must be made to care Care enough for his fellow man To give all the love that he can I pray my wish will come true For my child and your child too He'll see the day of glory See the day when men of good will Live in peace, live in peace again Peace on earth, can it be Can it be
Bad November Disclaimer: This is the first chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from the song Masquerade - This is the masquerade/ What mask will you wear /You make believed you loved me/ But now you choose to go/ Dancing around the truth/ Never letting me in/
ok the first time didnt work out to well, i only had 7 salutes. i know i got more friends than that who would love to show me love and have love returned. so i would like to know who out there would like to make me a salute. same thing goes, nsfw for nsfw and sfw for sfw. hit me up and let me know if you wanna show me love. and let me know when you take the salute so i can rip it to my folder. and i will hook u up with love! thanks to all my friends who wanna help! if any of my friends wanna meet up, i might actually have a chance to do so.  my compny is sending me to crane indiana for a few weeks for some training in a couple of months!  so if your around the area or somewhere to meet half way, this would be the perfect time to meet up.  hit me up and let me know if im not on here my email is  
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship- never." There's nothing quite as lonely As a sky that turns to gray Or a love that just starts dyin' And slowly fades away You were my best companion Now we lie silent in the dark Why do you and me have to be worlds apart There's nothing quite as empty As when children go away And all that's left are memories Of all those yesterdays You can't understand the feeling 'Til it finds it's way to your heart Why do you and me have to be worlds apart There's nothing quite as ugly As two people full of hate We'll all end up as equals When we stand at heaven's gate Love is still the answer
Cool New Friends
I ask you my friends. How many of you wanted to become a Godfather and thought you wouldnt make it? This lovely young lady has that dream. She is at 1,780,995 with 296 pictures loaded with more to come. Lets help her become our newest Godfather. DJ T~ * ~pErFeCtLy UnPeRfEcT~*~Dj & Enforcer @Indian Outlaw Saloon~Sarges Bad Girl@ fubar If you do not have this sweet super funny woman on your friends list. Your missing out. If I were you I would add her and rate her pictures. Shes only short 9000 to level. Lets help her out. sweet_jennie_baby@ fubar This woman here is trying to level and returns all love in full. Shes super sweet and a great friend. Lets see if we can help her out. ~Evel Prince$$~Lips Like Morphine~
Thank You
Yeah, yeah I know, I'd be late for my own funeral. I wasn't around for my leveling but I do have a good excuse. A. The wife went to bed last night without under draws on and we had wild sex all night. And being a bit older now it takes 12 hours to recover instead of the standard eight. So I slept in. Or B.There were 7 baby kittens dropped off at my doorstep and Neptune and I have been going door to door trying to find their owner. Because I don't need any more pussy, I got enough in excuse A, to last me for awhile Or C. Got called into the Blind Center to teach a class I want to Thank You All that have helped me level. Your friendship means more than just moving me up the latter. I will return the Love rest assure. I will be deleting all the easy rate pic's that I have and concentrate on helping you. Love ya Neppi
A Life Story
 I never knew there would be a better tomorrow But you've come into my life and taken away all my sorrow My days of sadness are a thing of the past Because I have found true love at last My days of emptiness are gone for good Because you fill a void in my heart You've opened a window You've shown me the light And my love for you will continue to burn bright. You stay up for 16 hours The Soldier stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The Soldier goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick. The Soldier gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. The Soldier still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. The Soldier clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you. The So
~the Zen Of Guido~
~ Guido Zen ~ In the Long view of History.... What Difference will Any of our Lives Make... The TRUE measure of a Life.... Is Not how many People know our Names when we die... But whether We TOUCHED the Lives of Others........Peace. Guido.
Call The Fbi
Auction In Dragon Riderz Lounge
Auction Time!!!
      Soldier Of Fortune - Fu Hubby & R/L B/F To Jenna@ fubar
The Time Has Come .....
I know I wrote a blog about a week ago saying I would be leaving when my vip ran out on the 7th April, but I have decided the time has come now to go ..... I hope no-one feels badly about me for I never wanted to hurt any of my friends, but as a lot of you already know I havent been happy on here for a long while. Ive covered a lot of this in past blogs so those that are true friends will already know the reasons why I came to this decision so I wont bore you with it. I guess some may be a little taken by surprise that I have brought the date forward but I really cant see any point in putting off the inevitable. I have happy memories of fubar, from meeting Porl whos my soul mate, my best friend, my rock, gush gush lol ... to meeting other fubar friends, I could list each and everyone of you that has enriched my life by sharing your lives with me ... and mine with you (but if I did that my blog would go on for days lol) .... we have shared happy times and sad times ... as we
I have never been a truely stupid person ... at times I challenged the line between stupid and mildly intellegent.( i actually have a genius level IQ nearbouts loll ) With men in my life it was always frustrating and always an epic fail in one way or another ... Still being the eternal optimist i would continue to wait ... test the waters ... That being said ... I love a man so much it hurts ... i am patient with him.... he was battered by someone who used him and played with his heart... some days all i want to do is take his pain (or severly kick her ass all too hell )....... he says no ... he learns from it........... i will stay with this man thru whatever comes along ... i am committed in a way i have never committed before...... Have i finally found the man that makes me shiver with a whisper .... yes i wear his collar....and it calms me ....i feel total trust and have no doubts he loves me and would protect me as i would him... He is the Man- the Father-the Lover- the
What Is Love?
  Someone asked me what is love is it good, is it bad is it awesome, is it terrible I honestly didnt know how to answer them. I finally desided love is the most complicated of all emotions. ...Love... Love... Some crave it,Some love it,Some hate it,Some need it.Others abuse it,Others use it,Others are obsessive to a point Some aren't.It's a word that can mean so much;It's a word that can mean so little;It's a word some don't understand;It's a word that some simply dismiss...Love... It's just a four letter word But some people fear it so much It's nothing to be scared of But others aren't sure. Love is always worth it because you become a better person everytime you love someone from the simplest careing for a friend to the deepest desire to love someone til the world ends from the unconditional love of a child to the complicated love of the gods there meaning to love love means...everything No matter how much it hurts you, or makes you cry tries your spirt, and splits
This Is My Brain On...line.
somehow im back again haha i wasnt sure i could use this anymore since my computer hasnt been working up to par but an infection can only be treated not cured! although i did feel a bit of relief when i couldnt log in anymore since i actually like to meet people in "real" time even if it starts off from an online anti-social social network. when that DID happen in real ended, not right away but...i have an ex via fubar haha. out of some strange act of machine and human...i jumped back on here almost to the day i got off! yeesh thats weird. i did make some friends though and i know one of them has my artwork by her requesting it and we've never met in person yet either so thats awesome. there are actually a few other folks ive got to know through here that i would love to hang out with still too. so now that i know i can use this crapper again...i have to! muhahahaha it was only a matter of time before...i became a force to be reckoned with...entirely. sure the ammo of
Why Are You So Special
Why are my hands so itchy? I took baxter for his walk and half way through my palms got itchy. I thought maybe a mosquito got me but now the whole palms of both my hands are itchy. I've washed my hands like 4 times now with anti-bacterial soap and they are still itchy as can be. I checked on web md they say I have the black death. i don't think so though because i haven't been around any Europeans or rats. Man this is frustrating.   Also... What makes you so damn special? no really, i want to know.
Pervs B Gone!!!
The anger rages The tears flow The pleas cry out The fears grow The prayers begin The waiting returns The peace spreads Karma will one day make you wish you were dead. ~College Girl~ How I handle pervs.... ->whip me, t...: heres ur answer *block* whip me, t...: you ever dominate a man sweetie whip me, t...: hello how are ya -> Idontcareless: heres ur answer *block* next time read profiles!!!! Idontcareless: hey sexy do u have yahoo or msn?   Short sweet nd simple :D .....just sayin....
  this will be my first tattoo....unfortunately i have to keep it covered because of work......pissants wont allow tats to show...i wear short sleeved shirts and cant have it below elbow me please....and i dont want it where i cant see it
Just Thinking..
Thought bc my ex is a trucker now and 99% of the time i have no clue what he's talking about I would learn the lingo Trucker Slang and CB Radio Lingo City                                                                                                               Trucker’s City Nickname     Amarillo, TX Big A Boston, MA Bean-Town Chicago, IL Windy City Chattanooga, TN Choo-Choo New York, NY Big Apple Charlotte, NC Queen City Detroit, MI Motor City Los Angeles, CA Shaky-Town Indianapolis, IN Indy 500 Knoxville, TN K-Town Louisville, KY Derby City Dallas, TX The Big D Nashville, TN Guitar San Francisco, CA Gay Bay Kansas City, KS Bright Lights
Why I Am Not On As Much Anymore!!!
Well hello my friends I miss you all so much!!!  Life has been wonderful and I have never been happier, I am not on as much anymore don't have internet and my Aunt took my PC so that is the story about that I have a wonderful man in my life and I have never been happier he treats me so good!!!! Any ways hope all is well with all of you and I will try to get on when I can love and miss you all!!!!
Do you need intellect and witt for this?   Why do people find it offensive (because i throw in a bit of factual reference maybe)   can you be TOO sarcastic?   these are the questions i'n currently pondering ....... Is it just me of have you noticed like.....   there's hardly anyone on here now lately in the last couple of weeks? I haven't lost my globals in over a month?    
For years i have started various projects to try to help employ ppl so they could make an income while spending time on the net instead of wasting it away on foolish things like watching crappy Youtube videos  and twittering about how bad their last fart stunk so it will show up on all their frenz iphones. Its all just a huge waste of time.This year has been a big lesson for me. and i realize I can only depend on myself when it comes to reliable people on the net. All of my projects have come crashing down in failure because no one has the passion enough in the hearts to believe in anything anymore. This is why i am single and will remain so, and as well why U spend all your money on the net instead of MAKING IT. Youre all are too busy striving for glory while doing little to nothing to truly earn it through diligence and hard work.....and THAT quite frankly disgusts me. Ask yourself, how has your life changed since you started using the web? Most of you will probably say nothing, and
The Re- Invention And The Epiphany Poems By Jd
We are all racing to finda purpose, Would could deny that we are all prone to deny our undertakings? Somehow standing inbetween where i never thought i would be, Intersecting with this path i've road till now and the next chapter is slowly beginning.   Taking charge only to realize we have yet to set a destination, No mind to me maybe life could use some curiousity to lessen the afterglows  touch. Maybe in life we are to be ever changing and attachments only exist if its real, Here we are wasting precious energy on the  things we only wish we could ever hold.   Maybe i cannot alow my self to sit back and watch time twist and mold the outcome, I've always been head first but i slowed down learned patience and now i see i must get this moving along. Right back to the point, Feeling so flustered, So how could i pass up the one oppurtunity to feel what its like to be alive, The energy seems to rip through my body and disburst from each and everyone of my seams, Scream infedeli
Psychotic, Possibly Deranged.
I'm only writing this in hopes that there are a few people out there like me, people who actually give a fuck about another person besides themselves. I'd say that 99.9% of you have already judged me, put me in a nice, neat li'l box with a name. That's fine, but please don't think for a second that you're correct. I understand that some peoples minds are so simple that they must do this in order to survive. The truth is, I'm so simple that it makes me complicated. I'm a chameleon, truth be told. Able to adapt to pretty much any circumstance. I'm a mess, I probably will be until the day I die. My emotions get the best of me way too often. I'm working on not letting them have such a negative impact on me. I'm my own worst critic, and when I hear negativity, it just makes it that much worse. I know, grow some thicker skin right? Well, I've tried. Everytime I think my skin is thick enough, something cuts right through. I've made so many mistakes in my life, some are unforg
Omg Thank You
I can not begin to thank everybody  for all of the help you gave me on that mumm, you all brought me to tears ...I knew I had friends on here but I didn't have a clue how many now I do ...WOW  I promise to be here  for each one of you anytime you need me ...I love you all so much   Special love to Shirley Knox and LarryB
My Portfolio
big thanks to my husband for taking this production by myself in photoshop...anyone else want cloning...just ask...i'll do one for you....kj xx you can never be too skinny or too rich.
Not drunk but still venomous I still let myself get dragged into bashing someone again... I'm not proud of this but feel I do have a right to be angry.  Unfortunately, to explain why is a tad embarassing.  I fell for a rather old trick and since the person who scammed me is a well known and very frequent presence in the MuMMs, my anger keeps getting re-enflamed. Worse for me is we have too many friends in common and I end up pissing them off, which is not my intention.  I believe scammers, especially when real $ is involved, need to be trashed and I would expect the same treatment if I scammed someone... Normally I don't explain myself or my actions, but last night I was an absolute ass on here and i think it merits explanation. Regretablly I broke sobriety and then to make matters worse, I signed onto Fubar only to find out I missed someone I REALLY care about and was pissed at myself. Then i went on to pick a fight with some people that I find rather phony and droll only to have
Did I Need A New Blog,yes
Today I promised a smile,And to her I will give.Forever to this beauty,My smile will live. To see her shine,Would make my day.This for her I will do,Let nothing stand in my way. For you can I make you smile,in turn you'll give me one.And forever,I'll try to give you one. This ones smiles,She brings to me everyday.I value and love everyone,I thier own individual way. Some days when I dont have them,Seem so much darker more grey.But not on this morning.Her smile was there for me today. Thank you my beauty,Your smile always warms my heart.And I to cherish your friendship,I have from the start. The beauty from her eyes,Caught me so unaware.Then I saw her words,To try,do I even dare. Already my mind in a state of alarm,Wondering what this beauty thinks.Could I ever capture her attention,Make her see,I am the one she seeks. Time will tell with this beauty,How much we will ever be.But I know now I've seen her,Her forever my eyes want to see.
Just Words..............
No matter what you say, no matter what you do,it doesnt change me and it doesnt change you. Take it how you will im simple, yet complex im moody i have a favorite pillow and blankie i love flowers fall is my fav season dusk is my fav time of the day i hate mornings i hate doors cracked, shut or open i dont ever use the first stall in a public restroom i love sleeping with my fan blowing on my back i dont like praying mantis' survivor is about the only show i watch on tv trees, water, dirt, air...i need i've raised my 3 kids alone for the last 14 yrs being a mom is the only thing im really proud of i screw up a lot
My First Blog
Hmmm first we had fun with the game earlier right even thou some were so close it would bite them in the nose lol not gonna mention names lol.. And I know I made it when I have stalkers that put me down after I block them cuz I dont fall for their lame...lame .....lame....pickup line then they make accounts to attack me lol I laugh at you stalker go back to myspace if u dont like it and I dont put up with spammers ie lounge monkeys and liars players etc lol so if you like me show it or prove it stand out some how . One I blocked one idiot who keeps asking the same shit over and over speaking of which would it kill you guys to be original gotta make yourself stand out saying im sexy as f*ck dont do it for me either some of the lines you guys use are lame yes im moody. And blowing me off too is a major no no for me its my biggest pet peeve. I just cant stand players too i smell them a mile away. Im still being harrass by that hacker loser get over i didnt fall for your game im not stupid
Seamus' Latest Fan!
Im never around I got no time I feel a little guilty I dont talk to you So Im cleaning out my list Not to say i dont like you I just got no time I cant even take a poo   Thats my shitty poem to tell you that if your off my list its not cause i dont like you. Its just because I honestly dont have time and we havent talked in more then a month. So I figuire i can still talk when i see you but this way i wont feel obligied. Dont feel bad im just a bish. Wicked   PS you probably feel the same way just arent hormonally challenged like me. if your really offended by it call me.. Dear Idiot, I never get involved in peoples fights even if they are my closests friends, but when you bring your fight or slam my best reinds to my face then I will make you look like an idiot which you are. I have changed your name because i dont add fuel to the fire. But if you had any balls you would go directly to my best friend and tell him exactly how you feel.. So for now i will just tell you I
Cash N' Prizes!!!
CONTEST Since my 'Funny Caption Contest' was a bust, Im  switching it up to a 'Finger Moustache' contest... RULES, RULES, RULES: Entry consists of one thing: A picture of yourself sporting a finger moustache! Proper Example:   This is a 'SFW' contest! Any NSFW entries will be ignored! All entries are to be placed in a folder in your pictures titled 'Finger Moustace Contest!' so I can rip them from your profile. All entries must be in your photos and available for ripping by Wednesday, Nov. 16th!
Ariesgoddess1976 Thoughts
Hey all you sexy wonderful people. I have choose to give me points to someone who is or has served in our military everyday (if possibly) until Memorial Day. I will have the person in my #1 friend spot. I want them to know that we are blessed with people like them who choose to defend our rights and freedom everyday. I was raised in a military fam,  I know they truly are our nations backbone. Its not the goverment Im asking you to support its the ladys and men who stand and defend us that im asking you to support. If you are or have been in our military and need points pm me so i can plan it out. Now if you would like to help me with this and can donate a ability bling or a few credits so i can run one while i give my points that would be great. thank you so very much for everything. our troops for what they do or have done.  ty again Sherry Did you ever? by Sherry McCoy Jones on Thursday, February 10, 2011 at 8:57am  Did you ever love someone but knew they didnt care? D
Help Me Support My Troops
I have a goal of becoming fans and sending a yellow rose to every soldier on fubar telling them I support them and Thank you.. So if I haven't gotten to you yet send me a message!! Or if you know a few soldiers on here send me their link.. THANK YOU.. I want to say thank you for what you are doing for the people of the free.. We appreciate it and support you Also My FANS OF list is going to be ONLY MILITARY so you can find military on there too...
Dancing Bananas!!!
He came round last night and the converstion steered towards God. He said something that made me believe he believed in God (fucking hell!!). So I asked him if he believed in God and he replied in his thick Yorkshire accent :   Must do !!! I'm going out with the Anti-Christ !! I am putting my SB on closedown.   I don't think I need to explain why. Lets just say i'm slightly irritated. (52)   Jen You're are probably all aware that it is make CUBBY GREEN day. He is being a bigger HOAR than ever with the help of his friends.   We all want him to be a the first man to be GREEN!   Can you please hit the 'LIKE' button when you see him scrolling or one of his blasts. You can also access him through the active bling section on your profile page.   Your help is very much appreciated :)   Thanks   JEN X
Dangerous Curves~ Bulletins
Want to know what we are all about??? Dangerous Curves Mission Statement It is the main goal and focus of this group to bring together a group of friends, that can confide, lean on, and trust each other to be there for support, confidence, and guidance... Although there are other groups that claim to be all girl but headed by a male, our group is solely women and is based on your average woman's needs. We are coming together as mothers, full time employees, housewives, single, married, and by all means confident and sexy in individual ways. Sound like something your interested in being a part of? Give us a try and contact any of the 4 founders for details on a membership to the group. Carrie Flirt Paula SexxxyBluEyedBella Congratulations to Ms Mona!!! She is fubars #1 and represents our group to the fullest!! Ms Mona is a gem, she is a geneuine down to earth sexxxy woman that makes all of fubar swoon!! And we love her!! *Ms Mona Doll*
Shout from a 20 yr old kid...... Kevin: Heyy my parents need a babysitter. Come over and babysit me? I'll be good. F**k me running. That is all. So I am sitting here looking around at all the work that needs to be done before I move in a few weeks. Boxes sitting empty and my joint hurts too bad to fill them. I have been trying to space my meds out more to see how much I can handle. Not alot. It starts hurting and I end up taking something. This sucks!!! /end rant
St. Patrick's Day Auction
Image by Cool Text: Logo and Button Generator - Create Your Own Image by Cool Text: Logo and Button Generator - Create Your Own Above your looking at the auction picture. Your offering will be on the right. Aution starts Feburary 28th, 2009 at 6pm - futime and ends March 14, 2009 at 6pm - futime
Randomness At It's Best
Recently, Billboard has released its top 50 sexiest songs of all time. Me being the music buff that I am...  Find this list absolutely deplorable.  What they say on how its ranked... "Songs are ranked based on an inverse point system, with weeks at No. 1 earning the greatest value and weeks at No. 100 earning the least. To ensure equitable representation of the biggest hits from each era, certain time frames were weighted to account for the difference between turnover rates from those years." This was taken directly from  So without further ado, here are the 50 "sexiest songs" according to billboard.  Yes, I will add my own commentary as I go down the list. 50.    Foreigner – Urgent 49.    Cyndi Lauper – She Bop 48.    Ray J – Sexy can I 47.    Adina Howard – Freak Like me 46.    Cassie – Me & U 45.  Ton Loc –
I am going to host my first auction!   I have been in multiple auctions and co-hosted one as well..... now I am doing one myself! =)   *50k to enter *PM me your offers: See my Auctions folder for ideas *Auction will run from May 27-June 3 *Entry cut-off May 26th @ midnight EST *For every entrant you refer, I will offer you either an additional free bulletin pimp out for the auction (up to one) and/or I will take 5k off of your entry fee. *I am not responsible for ensuring obligations are met. Entrant chooses their winner and the winner and entrant are responsible for making sure everything is paid/taken care of to one another. *I will provide one free pimp-out bulletin. You can repost it as you wish and are free to make your own. If you want me to make you another one it will be 5k per additional bulletin. *I will make the tags for the auction folder. The cost for this is in the entry fee.   Let me know if you want in!
What This Group Is About
OK..just a few rules and whats expected to be in the family.   After u read please leave a comment letting me know u read and want to stay here!   First and foremost we are a family and there should be friendship, loyalty and respect! We are here to help each other first     All I ask is you check in often with the homepage to see if there are new blogs or new family members!   We are gonna be doing a little more to have fun here! Just please be patient with me as it will start soon! I will keep you all updated on that!   Let's all just have fun! OK..I need to find out who really wants to be here. Only leave a comment if you truly want to be here. If you don't leave one you will be deleted. I really want this to work. But I need you to be active! So please leave a comment here letting me know that you want to stay!! Thank you all!! 8      
Kyatto's Musings
IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU'VE SEEN PLEASE TIP ME:   I'd appreciate it! Hey all!   I recently joined ATLAland as part of the Fire Nation !   If you love ATLA please join the party! Hey all!   Taking questions and requests for my new video blog!   Send them to me here or PM me there
What The Fuck
totally sick of the celebrity death channel, otherwise known as the mumms this will be a confession blog say anything you want or feel serious or not only one rule anythng you run across in here stays here i was gonna do this family only but BA said to do it open my start; i`m seriously thinking about quitting fu, the mumms aren`t as fun as they used to be. filled with drama, jealousy whining about unrequited love and other bullshit. the only reason i haven`t is cuz i really depend on some of you for my sanity witchie and i are talking about starting a commune in the desert. it will be like the island for misfit toys from the rudolf the reindeer animated x mas special if you are interested, please let us know and tell us what makes you a misfit and what special talent you will be bringing to the clan long ride in the truck up to west covina and back this morning , got me thinking. i know, bad things happen then. someone told me this morning that they would get sexua
This pie is absolutely fantastic The flavor is out of control gooey, cinnamony and just overall out of this world. Coat a deep-dish pie plate with nonstick cooking spray and line it with parchment paper. Coat the paper with cooking spray also. Now, I used a deep-dish pie plate, the Emile Henry brand from Williams-Sonoma and it is a little deep for refrigerated dough (there is not a lot of hangover for sealing the two crusts together). I think a regular pie plate would be fine.In a small bowl combine 4 Tablespoons of melted butter, brown sugar and pecans. Mix well and spread evenly over the bottom of the pie plate, on top of the parchment. Place one of the crusts in the pie plate, pressing it firmly against the nut mixture and up the sides of the plate. Set aside.In a large bowl, combine granulated sugar, flour, cinnamon and the remaining 2 Tablespoons of melted butter. Mix well. Add the apples in and toss gently to coat. Spoon into the pie crust.Place the second crust over the apple mi
My Life
If only I could describe into words the feeling I have inside. As if Im under water and no matter how hard I kick my feet I just keep sinking deeper and deeper, until finely there is no more room for me to sink and Im stuck, as if Im a prisoner in my own pain. And I float there, at the bottom of everything and everyone. And I watch as the world slowly picks at my heart and soul until I no longer float but fall, and no one is there to catch me. And I scream, but nothing comes out, and I cry, but no one takes time to listen. So I fall. Thinking of the moments of pain the drove me sink so deep that I float and to float so far that I scream and cry and finely fall until I can fall no more it seems to simply be a reminder to get up and face the world. But as I do that and as my soul and heart crumble beneath my feet and I use every ounce of courage to stay standing, head up high, then I realise no matter how hard I kick my feet I will always end up sinking back down, so deep into pain, t
Where do I start? It's been a long 2 1/2 years of Fu-Nonsense and I think now is as good of a time as any to get some shit off my chest. For the majority of my time here, I have had a really good time talking to most of you but in recent times the goodness of this place has been sucked out to the point where I hardly even want to get on and do more than check my messages and go back to YIM. The constant begging, bitching and mindless conversation about nothing that really matters has honestly gotten out of control. For the most part, Fubar has become a place where mistreated people (both men and women) with more issues than Reader's Digest (seriously it's still in print but who reads it?) can escape their lives (kids, husbands/wives, and families) and feel like something more important. Before any of you take this to heart, realize that i'm excluding a small percentage of you, especially the ones that I talk to on a regular basis. I have been guilty of being somewhat addicted to the
The Latest-greatest
Today was the 4th of July... the birthday of the world's rowdiest and irresponsable countries in the world. I spent the day with my brother, his wife, and a group of old friends. There was a big BBQ, lots of food, lots of sodas, an X-Box with the Rock Band game, and a whole lot of other games. I spent the day rekindling friendships with friends I haven't seen since college. Many of our conversations went on like, "Dude! Remember that time when _____..." I made new friends, and it was just a nice day. While my brother and I were playing and throwing a football around, I found another one. It wasn't really new, but it had the SDSU logo on the side. I threw it to my brother, and he liked it. He kept looking at me and said throughout the day that he liked it. So did I. It's a good ball. Eventually, his wife's conscience got to her and she made him lose the ball. Instead, I grabbed it, and put it in the trunk of my car. My reasoning is, "She's not my wife. She doesn't have the powe
Thank You!!!!!!!!!
imikimi - Customize Your World OMG! Thanks so much everyone!! You guys are the greatest! ♥ *Does a happy dance*
More About Me
If you've looked at my pics and see I don't smile alot, there's a good reason why. For the past few years I've litterally been thru hell and back. In '06, I lost everything I'd worked so hard for so many years for, and had to end up moving in with mom and dad. A few months after that, mom died. Then a year later, my sister gets murdered. This year I lost my dad and no will was left, so I'm going thru a legal mess here. I don't let it consume me, but most of the time I just seem to go thru the motions to just get thru the day. Hopefully better days lie ahead, but I know it's gonna take a long time, so please try to understand that I'm not cold, it's that I'm pretty much emotionally numb. I also lost a brother to suicide in 2001, but I'm dealing better with it now. So understandably there's quite a few days where I'm more withdrawn than others. Their birthdays (brother's March 11, mom August 5, sister's November 23 and dad's November 24) and the days of their deaths (brother's October 26
Is This Bad?
I'm bored off my ass and thinking of watching a video. But, I don't know what to watch. So throw something at me an if I have it maybe I'll watch it. I'm thinking action/ drama. I don't even have any of those crybaby chick flix so don't bother listing them.  > Read this question, come up with an answer, and then scroll down to the > bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. > > No one I know has been right. > > A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did > not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her > dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never > asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed > her sister. > > Question: What is her motive for killing her sister? > > [Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below ) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: > > She was hoping the guy would appear at the fu
~ Moi Deux ~
~ Me Two ~ Today I feel guard is up, haven't been this way in a while. So here are more ramblings of a person lost in reflection......I'm an Incurable, Certified, Hopeless Romantic. I am a Homebody...preferring to stay home then tear up the town. I don't consume alcohol except on special occassions or Holidays....don't get me wrong..I like the taste but my Grandfather was alcoholic so I am predisposed more than others to liking it. It's a matter of choice. I have been on the wrong side of hurt more times than I can remember and wonder why the person we open up to can lie and be deceptive. I read books voraciously. I'm a Dork when it comes to technology but because I believe the less we rely on it the better off we are in maintaining our strengths as a person. I analyze too much. Peeps that try pulling one over hate that cuz they get caught. I write...mostly letters or thoughts/poems but almost never send them....just release them and let them go. I have sent before tho
The Out Going Tide
This is the city, Red Dragon Lounge, Fubar. It's not a bad place to get some R&R. You can learn a bit about DJing, or just hang with the crew, and its free. With a brand new skin, and a newer one in the works, the scenery's hard to beat, And then there's the cams, That's free too. Theres a fair number of jobs open and we get along pretty good. Part time or full time, Its entirely up to you. A few Hours in the morning, and/or a set at night. We have all kinds of fun, in just about anyway you can think of. And a real community that some even consider family. Sometimes, none of these things is enough. It takes bigger challenges, and bigger excitement. When it gets too big, then it becomes my job, I carry a badge. --- DUN DA DA DAT. --- DUN DA DA DA DAAAA. The Story your about to see is true. The Names have been changed to protect the innocent. --- [ DRAGNET 1969 ] --- ---------------------------------------- If you remember this old show you may remember Joe Friday sayi
alrighty, I am going to hold a short auction for a cherry bomb or an auto 11 for fubucks. Winner decides if they get a bomb or an auto.  I will only award one.  The auction starts now and runs until 8pm CST (or 6pm fu time).  Good luck to all :) Bidding starts at 3 million. Good luck to all!  Post your bids in the comment section. --------------------------------------------------- Congrats Devil Pup :D thank you everyone!! I closed the blog right as my computer flipped to 6pm so Devil Pup had the final bid of 15.5 million.  any bids after that are null and void.  thank you everyone for playing!! (h) I am going to be holding my first contest! It will be a funniest comment contest. The comment can be something you have written or a picture you found or made. The winner is determined by rates only. Rules are as follows: 1) winner is determined by the highest average rate. you may downrate other pics. 2) contest is only open to friends. 3) you may submit 3 entries. 4) pi
About Me
Someone help me stop the "could have beens" Could you help me create a present moment Even just a hug or going through my hair. ANd tell me "I am here now the others are long gone  they will never hurt you anymore". Most importantly "you are forgiven And young and alive This too shall pass". A chamelion allows me to see him. On the path where I walk When others pass by he moves just a bit. I rest my eyes upon him softly Vulnerable except in the ability to  be overlooked because what is of larger form shares its color and he takes shelter. He hides from everyone it seems but me And I think toward it with a tear in my eye We are kin of a similar fear I wish I could disappear into something larger than me that I too would be overlooked instead of standing out awkwardly As I always do. Because certain people notice in such a way That they scare me too.    And I nod farewell Pretending that the golden sunlight Shares its glow In the light around me And I am
Fubar In A Nutshell
Ok, so what is Fubar about and what does it mean to me? Here's what I gather IMO: It's a social networking site with many subtle little features to keep ya coming back over and over, possibly at the expense of ur sleep patterns, even ur job if ur clocking in with Fubar on the brain! We find ourselves quickly assimilated into Fubar's competitive culture: rate 10/11, add, fan, level, bling, vote/comment on MUMMs, etc etc and soon we're part of this online rat race to eventually become an 'oracle'....then we continue to hoe ourselves to compete with other oracles to become the best oracle, LOL! Oh, and the angel/demon thing? Meh. Gotta give oracles something to do I guess, the race is aways better than the actual finish line. Seems the further ppl level up, the less personable they become....everything becomes about 'I have auto 11s, I want blings,show some (synthetic) love, etc' and they just become mindless media drones for the site, becoming more shallow and Fu-zombied with each pa
My Poetry (@ By Bgs)
Please forget your sorrows, forget your pain Just listen to the falling rain Gently playing it's own sweet song Lifting you to where you belong A place to where you can remain. All sadness now you can refrain Nothing to lose, but all to gain So that you can your whole life long Forget your sorrows... Be gone all strife, be gone all strain Be who you once were, once again You've got the strength, I know you're strong The band is now playing your song Don't let my wishes be in vain Please, forget your sorrows... ...we're... here... ..are we here just to make ends meet ..just to stand on our own two feet..... are we here just to reproduce.... just another number thats been let loose are we here just to see who'll win.... if we didn't have ambition would it really be a sin so many questions and answers,we still dont know like where we come from then when die,where we go the worlds a riddle but seems to have no end a beatiful creation... that we don't seem
Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays to all my wonderful friends! You guys are all a part of my every day life and it wouldn't be the same without you. You make me smile, laugh, gasp, cringe, and tingle! I love you crazy people who live inside my puter! :P ♥♥♥ This is what made my Christmas so perfect. My beautiful son, grandson, and lil mother whom everyone has kept in their thoughts a prayers so much lately. We had another Christmas with her! We don't know how many more if any we will have. I'm smiling. imikimi - Customize Your World
My First Auction
Well peeps its my first auction, if u wanna piece of me u better get in on it. Come on everybody wants a lil' piece of PARADISE! LMFAO, muuuuuuah! Click the pic to see what i have to offer!
Johnny Devil Is A Scripter
To Our Friends
dear friends, we have to leave fu we sorry .. we will leave this blog up for a week or so an we will also be deleating this account.. porkys is already gone we need to save our marrage more then be on this site... if you still wana talk to us then plz your more then welcome to add us on yahoo porkys yim is lil_satans_kidd and mine is paininthebutt91182 if your our true friend we hope to hear from you soon we love you all and hope to talk soon love always babez and porky hey ya'll u gots to check out my friend trickbaby she is awsome friend of mine she will show u the same love u give her  check her out hey ppls come HELP me out i'm in a rate contest the first one to 600 rates wins and i would love to win so pls hit it up it up
WTF? Never seen such a thing..this is long..but almost worth watching..If you dislike Juggalo's now..give this a watch..
The Corner
Okay so maybe it takes more than a second but need a favor for a friend.  Drop a rate on the pic below.  That's it.  Just rate it.  Don't need you to leave a comment(s).  You don't have to place a bid, just the rate is all we need.  Okay since once again this NEW BLOG set-up is sucking and not linking it right.  I'll put the pic as a comment below. I need you to rate this pic for me and leave a comment that you rated it.  I'm in a contest where rates AND comments count.  So please do both!   Thanks! See the comments for the pic link because this new blog system sucks so any link I post in here just links you back to my blog ugh!       I'm in a contest and I need rates and comments, especially comments.  Rates count as 5 points and comments as 1.  Now right now I'm in the lead by a good deal BUT I've been watching how the others do and someone who was just added today almost has 1000 comments.  I need help from friends to stay in first and win.  Even if you just leave 5 comments th
Valentines Aution Now Open!!!!!!
Auction will end February 13th, 2009! 3PM Fu-Time Highest bid gets the goods for Valentines & for 30 days!! YAAAA So get your butt in there & bid, bid, bid!! THE GOODS & WHAT THEY OFFER
Auction- Lexy
If you are interested in FU-OWNING lexy go to this link , and please bid on me...would love to be your temporary slave lol
A Call Out To My Friends And Family
When writing out your Holiday cards this year, please consider sending one to a recovering American Soldier at Walter Reed. It will take just a few minutes of your time and yet it will mean so much to these men and women who have sacrificed so much for our freedom. Address to: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center, 6900 Georgia Avenue NW, Washington D.C., 20307-5001. PLEASE RE-POST!   A great big TY in advance! I need you guys!! Lol I have 700,00 to desciple and would really love to level soon! Show me I have the best friends and family on the fu! Love me up!! Rawr! A big TY in advance! Luv ya all!
Upcoming Auto 11's And 3rd Hh
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE Has Auto 11's and a Happy Hour on Tuesday. Hey Everyone! I'm working my way up to Oracle. I have about 18 million to go. To help close the gap, I will have Auto 11s on Monday night around 6pm fu-time. And hosting my 3rd Happy Hour on Tuesday at 1pm fu-time. So come and get your rates on. If you haven't already, Fan/Add me to your friend list while you're at it. So tell your friends, its a great way to level up, I know personally that is how I got to where I am at now. Also, I will be paying fuBucks for rates...10k/100 rates. For payment, you must comment the last pic in each album and PM me with the total number rated. Only PM if you want payment. ♥DaddyBear♥@ fubar
St.patricks Day Auction(closed)
Gun Control
Gun Control Anyone that knows me also knows that I am an avid shooter and gun collector. It’s a hobby I enjoy doing simply due to the fact I love competition. I crave it… and will never back down from a challenge even if I know I am going to lose. Although I might lose I will only improve myself with each and every shot. To me gun control is about hitting your target, the safe handling of a weapon and of course the regulation of firearms. Recently a teacher was suspended from teaching because of a picture she had on facebook of her holding a weapon and pointing it at the camera. I have to ask myself why a school board thinks they have the right to suspend a teacher for a picture on a webpage that wasn’t affiliated with the school, teaching or children? This was her personal page that outlines herself and what she likes to do. Social networking sites such as Myspace, Facebook and Fubar all have sections for “About Me” where the user lists various hobbies, activities, interests
Want me to make ya a salute? Post what name you want and anything else special. All I ask is something in return...XOXO 4 down so far... make that 5
Silly =] If anyone who has been here longer than since May 31st 2012 and has a salute and is not currently a fumafia player (or is willing to delete their mafia account and start over) wants to help me out and be my mercenary (you don't even have to play once you reach level 5 if you don't want to), please follow this link:   If you've ever been interested in whatever the hell fuMafia is, being a mercenary (merc) is a great way to start out the game. You're stronger and you start out with 20K cash flow. So just think about it =]   Thanks! To an Inconstant One By Sir Robert Ayton 1570-1638 I LOVED thee once; I'll love no more--          Thine be the grief as is the blame; Thou art not what thou wast before,          What reason I should be the same?          He that can love unloved again,          Hath better store of love than brain:          God send me love my debts to pay,
Just For Friends....
I was seriously thinking of deleting my profile, but after much consideration, I have decided to delete everyone off my "friends" list that I have had no communication with... The ones that will remain will be the only ones that I will have contact with on this site as of today. Just as in real life, this site is made up of back-stabbers and cons just waiting to take advantage of people. It is also made up of people that have only themselves in their minds, thoughts, and schemes.... I am a very unselfish person (just ask my friends) and I have no patience for stupidity or ignorance when it comes to taking things too far and begging and pleading for votes, rates, fans, blings, gifts and friend requests... I have asked for these things before and I admit I feel like a homeless and decrepit man for stooping to those begging ways... This has become a popularity contest and, it seems, unless you are one of the more popular people on Fubar, you are pretty much a "nobody". No one t
Just Saying.......
I noticed that there are quite a few Birthdays coming up...including mine Pisces Rock!.....just saying Just wanted to say that I hope I get as much love as I have seen and been a part of, past B-days of certain kick ass friends. I'm not going to ask for anything specific like alot of people, all I care about is just being thought of and such....even though it is just a stupid site (j/k Jesus , it still means alot when people acknowledge you and send you love...which ever way it may be. ......Just saying
For All The Help On My Auto 11's
Out Of Body Experience
Something Is On My Mind
Greetings Neighbors: 2009 is over and I must ask, 'Can I get an amen?'. Yes, if that last statement was any indication, last year sucked 'nougie' flakes for me personally and it showed. I found myself running here and there trying to put distance between myself and the present situation I was in. You see, neighbors, we became another number of the many people who were granted the chance to own a home, but in truth, could not afford it. Therefore, we started 2009 in a rental and to keep things brief, we were never truly happy there. The other low lights of last year are as follows: Not able to spend anytime with my daughter, Tru. Trying to start a business with any knowledge of how to make a profit Taking care of my grown children with no extra income coming in. Moving back into the house left for dead only to leave it behind again Having a disagreement with my family one time too often You get the general idea. 2009 was really not much different from any other year. We all face
I Like Iambic Pentameter
There is a Hills marathon on so I will make this brief. There once was a witch mole on witty, that inspired this lim'rickal ditty its match was eneared, to it we're endeared, though her ass-mole remains sorta shitty.     by Mr. adorable   and   Witty's witch mole hairs Like tall trees bent by the wind Dance and gently sway     by Chainsaw and I know more about dough, which is less than zero, than I do about moles, and their roles, in digging a burrow     By Sirvice (sex is fun) ( after much debate and sarcasm I am not sure if this poem is really about my mole it may be from a collection of poems about moles he has set aside for just such a blog)   I am never going to remove this mole. Also these 3 just  made it into my family which entitles them to absolutely nothing.
My Blog
I Need Rates And Original Creative Witty Comments !!! I have entered a contest and could really use some help.. Please click the link below to rate the pic and leave an original comment on it.. we could both win some bling if your comment is chosen as the most original.. any and all help is appreiciated and all luv will be returned.. i will be keeping an eye out to see who actually helps me when i need it !! CLICK HERE TO RATE AND COMMENT  Thank You, *Evil.. Wicked.. Sweet & Naughty*
Attention Fu Friends And Family ! A Hacker Is On The Site
Douglas Davis: Passing this along....**ATTENTION!!!*** Do not accept a friend request from a CHRISTOPHER BUTTERFIELD he is a hacker. Tell every 1 on your list because if somebody on your list adds him, he'll be on your list too. He'll figure out ur computer's ID and address, so copy & paste this message to everyone even if u don't care for them cause if he hacks them, he hacks you! TY WATCH OUT FOR HIM WE DON'T NEED THIS HERE HUGS WITCHESBREW aka CHERIE'MARIE P.S THERE IS A BU
What's The Less When You Learn The Lesson, Then Forget It?!
For the rest of my life there are two days that will never again trouble me. The first day is yesterday with all its blunders & tears, its follies & defeats. Yesterday has passed away, beyond my control forever. The other day is tomorrow with its pitfalls & threats, its dangers & mystery. Until the sun rises again, I have no stake in tomorrow, for it is till unborn.  ~ Og Mandino, in the Return of the Ragpicker   This is so beautiful that I just had to.....  
What's The Lesson When You Begin To Recognize Yourself As Who You Really Are?
Don't be afraid to look within. The ego tells you all that is black with guilt within you, and bids you not to look. Instead, it bids you to look upon your brothers, and see the guilt in them. Yet this you cannot do without remaining blind. ~ A course in Miracles
Married Women
Just an odd rambling of mine .... Married women .. i don't get it why in god's given name do they get pissy when u talk to  "friends of thiers"... FUK ME they are married they got no damn right getting pissy over a man on a fantasy site . yanno not real the internet .... wonder if they would be so pissy if thier ole man knew what these women do ... jus saying
Why Im A Whore !
SAMI: 1st and foremost- please remove me by all means. The only reason I kept you on my list was because you were family. But you were never nice to me or others that didnt fit in your way of thinking. 2n) Life is full of effin drama. It happens shit happens and we need people to talk to and we need their opinions and some insite from them. They have lived a different life. Its not drama its life freezey. Try getting one and stop being a whore. As far as drama goes, you brought drama into the lounge with the whole bring jane....etc back. This is not real life Joe its fake... have been worrying so much about it that you have lost all realization of that. Last but not least, have a nice life and I hope you come to realize that though drama is hated and not wanted life is full of it. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LMMFAO So Im a Whore w00t! As of This Message I Received - Me and Mark (The SLUT) Have come to this   He is THE SLUT I am THE WHORE LMMFAO! SO f
Christopher's Poetry
      There are a lot of veterans other than WOR even though the streets can often seem like a battle sometimes knowing who you can trust all of the safe alleys, streets and the best times to travel them.  The mind never slows or shuts off with every step there is caution and uncertainty a chance the next step will be the one where someone will either befriend you or try to cause you harm.  I had learned looks would not always save someone that charm only goes so far and just being polite as you pass people leaves most people thinking there is an ulterior motive behind the smile.  I found that if you hold your head up and appear to be just another someone walking by you become invisible chances are no one will remember you by the end of the day.  I had the looks, smarts, attitude and all that came from it was people twice and three times my age drugging me getting me drunk to have sex with me it would not have been so bad guys were doing it also that is were caution came in to play.
Good Morningish
I went to bed early last night and slept for hours like a rock. Once I got up I went through the usual routine. Bathroom, start the coffee, start the computer, say good morning to Baxter. Baxter. He's not used to me being up this early. He didn't move when I came into the living room he just laid across the whole couch following me with his eyes as stumbled through the house. I sat down next to him and he lifted up his head so he could rest it on my lap while I petted him. "good morning Baxter. I love you." he wagged his little nub but kept his eyes tightly shut. I scratched his shoulder blades because I know it makes him kick his hind leg. I got up and fixed my coffee. Pured some food in his dish and told him in a happy voice, "Baxter I made you nooba's. Just for the baaaby!"(he's the baby)  He lazily looked at me and the started his morning stretches. Hind legs, front legs, back, head shake. He sniffed at the bowl but decided he just wanted water and the gave me the usual signal th
I have been around here long enough to see the negotiations, the bribery, the auctions, etc. I am thinking about doing something entirely different. Here's the deal: I will be giving away a Happy hour in August. (August 14th seems to be a good day for this). The deal is, though, I won't be giving it to you. I would like you to nominate someone to receive it. Send me a private message with whom you would like to receive it, and why. The best nomination gets the happy hour gifted in the name of the nominator.  Please do not nominate more than one person. There is nothing wanted in return. Also, please be sure the person you nominate doesn't have me blocked and please make sure to include a link to their profile in the private message. Thanks, Ninja
Just A Blog Update On Me.=)read Please.
Hey there all my fu friends.=) Just wanted to blog and do a little update for you guys.Its been about a week and a half since I've made Oracle.I'm enjoying it.I like being able to pimp out my friends and just surprise them and help them out and its cool to have pimps to sell if you get fu-broke lol.Most of you have probably noticed that my fu-family is very small.I only have 4 people.These people I am the closest to on the site and are always there for me.Jusmik05 is my bestest friend here.He is great! My boyfriend is in my family and of course I love him to death.He is my world.Sabbath is a very close friend here.We haven't known each other very long but he stood out from the first day I met him.He's a doll.=) and of course there is my slave.He's a good little slave boy.=) I'm sure most have noticed I did away with my nsfw.I got sick of the judgemental people and being begged every 5 minutes to see it.I have no problem with people having nsfw because everyone has different limits.Don'
I HAVE AN AUTO 11 OR A BOMB YOUR CHICE STARTIN BID IS 5 MILLION Auto-11s(35 credits) Give someone immunity from down-raters! When activated, EVERY photo and profile rating is forced to 11 for TWENTY-FOUR (24) hours. All actual 11s during this time are double the points for both the giver AND receiver! Selected Cherry Bomb(35 credits) Bomb a photo album! When activated, you can rate up to 250 photos in a single album an 11 with one click for ONE (1) hour. You can Cherry Bomb one album per member and you will have unlimited 11's when using your Cherry Bomb. Bombs away! Select 1 month vip up for auction statring bid is 1 million the auction starts now and will end 11:30 pst time. so get ya bids in. have funn allz
Fuck You
Why did you just drop your dumb ass link in my shout box?  Do I know you?  Did you even rate my page before asking for a favor from a complete stranger?  Didn't think so!   FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
I'm Back
Well, I came back and thanks to all my friends and lovers I am back to where I was + some.  I had a little help through a generous HH and went on a Cherrybomb fest this morning.  I will have to think of a real good NSFW story for yall later.  IF anyone has any input, just tell me :)
Im Up For Auction Please Bid
Twas the morning of game day and all through the land the fans were all stirring, with their tickets in hand. A quick cup of coffee, then each Jill and Jack Get dressed in their very best silver and black.   Then out to the car, or the truck or the van to p...ack for their tailgates as much as they can. The stickers are placed in the windows with care And the Raider flags fly in the crisp autumn air.   The excitement is mounting as their engines they start; it's easy to see that these fans have such heart. Then out on the highway there arose such a clatter I ran from my house to see what was the matter.   The morning sun shone with a soft golden glow on car after car traveling below. Fans from the east and fans from the west heading to Oakland to watch football's best.   One fan in particular went driving by. A mean looking dude with a patch on his eye. His face was all blackened, as it scattered with soot and he was dressed all in black from his head to his fo
Lost. . .
  again i loved, and again I lost. . . again I believed, and I'm paying the cost. . . Yesterday I was so happy in love, today I'm falling apart. . . all because I took a chance, and opened up my heart. . . now all my hopes and dreams are gone with the wind. . . So I crawl back into my shell, where lonliness is my only true friend. . . back to the only friend I've ever really known. . . just a empty shell of skin and bone. . . no love, no heart, no spirit, no soul. . . nothing, but a great big black hole. . . no hope, no future in sight. . . Lost in a void, a world with no light. . . a place where my cries are the only sound. . . a place so cold and distant, I may as well be six feet under ground. . .  
The Daily Routine Of The Life Of A Bum
Got up very early took Gedy to Friendly house she is going to take care of the baby.  Then took Madam, Hap, and Friendly to shoe factory, to try to get a job but they didn’t have any luck.  Back home again then I went job seeking.  No luck for me they told me to come back Mon. to the upholster factory that is all I can think of. Nothing going on, it started out to be a pretty day, but turned off too Kold.  After Mutt came in he and I went to the Post Office, then went to see a coupla guys he sold them each a suit then home again.  Hap went to see his girl brought her out to the house and didn’t get out.  They sat in the car for an hour or so, until everyone went to bed then they came in.  Gedy and her mother rather sore about it.  I didn’t like it my self too well, I don’t think that a very nice way to do.  I played sol all eve he beat me 6 straight games, then I beat him one.  Well Honey Girl this is 1935, we have got about 3 inches of snow on the ground and it
Dear Person There are many things in our lives that pass us by, there are many things that we hope will pass our way, but then there are things that come to us without even trying.   I write this letter to the person who over the last few days has brought me joy and happiness, who without even trying has touched my heart in so many ways words don’t seem enough right now. There is always someone out there who can turn your spark into a flame and keep it burning, which can make the storm inside turn into a calm gentle breeze, who can keep your heart beating everytime you see them.   But there is one person who has done more than I ever thought was possible, who has taken me and made me feel like a brand new person and giving me a new leash on life, who has brought so much happiness into my life without even knowing it. There is never a minute when I don’t think of him, but there will never be a moment when I cant be without him, I’ve grown to know him as time as go
This And That
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!   How the hell are ya, my friends?  It amazes me how this site has so many people who kiss one another's asses.  People talk shit about someone, yet they are "friends" on here.  WHY?  If you truly don't like someone, why in the hell would you add them?  Popularity?  To be nosy?  Most of my "friends" here I have never talked to.  Until recently I had a small handful of "friends" on here and I liked each and every one of them.  That pretty much goes for my family only now.  There are a few e-popular people on this site whom I have no use for.  They are not on my list.  I don't speak poorly about them to others, I just choose not to interact with them.  *shrugs* I'm out of here for awhile.  I'm going to concentrate on people in my offline life.  I'm going to have Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Eve.  Then I'm going to get my ass hitched on New Year's Day and live happily ever after. If anyone truly wants to find me, I am sure it won't be that difficult. 
Dressed to fulfill your fantasy, lingerie, heels and more Whoever you'd like me to be, I'll surprise you at the door   Eyes that shimmer, Smile filled with delight Together we quiver, At each other's sight   You hold me first, Embrace so tight I feel your thirst, It's a perfect night   Your heart beats with mine, Our lips lock The clock stops in time, Hard as a rock   I'm taken away, We dare not part As we move united, I feel your dart   Piercing through me, Depths unknown Together we travel, Together we moan   Bodies trembling, Heart skips a beat Energy consumed, Prickling with heat   Nestled in your arms, Peaceful and sound Dreaming of you, Until our next round on the twelth day of christmas fubar gave to me ...   12 friends a pokin 11 knobs I'm blocking 10 friends in shout box 9 horny topics 8 bitches bitching 7 friends complaining 6 stalkers stalking 5 DRAMA QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS 4 friend requests 3 crappy gifts 2 photo tags and a creep who wont
Thoughts From Moi
  There is a strong possibility that most people NEVER change.   There is a strong possibility that most players deny their game.   There is a strong possibility you are not the first, last or only.   There is a strong possibility that you can't fuck the pain away.   There is a strong possibility I am in a good place.   There is a strong possibility that I wish you nothing but the best.   There is a strong possibility that you need to learn how to love yourself, before you can ever be happy....espcecially with someone else.    There is a strong possibility that you are beautiful and you have NO idea.   There is a strong possibility that you will not see it until you are ready.    There is a strong possibility that I will never be there for you.   I will never hold your hand.   I will never be your friend.   I will never be what you need.   I will always be the answer to the question you cannot find.   I will smile.   I will laugh. I will be happy.   Wi
Please read below.. VERY IMPORTANT!I thought I should tell you all something, in hopes that you understand why I am the way I am lately..See, last year I had three tumors on my pituitary gland which caused me to develop Cushings Disorder. One of the symptoms of this disorder is mood swings.. aka basically like being bi-polar and I am sure you have noticed that lately. when I'm up.. I really am UP. when I am down, like today I am way down. Last December, I had surgery to remove those tumors and I got a lot better when they were removed. I was happy and fun again.. rarely down. And all the other stuff went away after the surgery. I was free and clear. But last month my doctor found two more tumors. I am on medications to shrink them like I was on before inorder to remove them. That happens next month. Someone told me it might be a bad idea to tell you all this, but I thought you all should know and I really hope you understand. My mood swings have been really bad these last two weeks.. U
Lounge Cams
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We needed a new blog. :P That is all.... Mmm a lovely, long, Warm Vanilla Sugar scented bubble bath. Candles lit, Matchbox Twenty playing softly, no man yelling "are you finished yet?" through the door, no kid yelling "Mom where's my ___? I can't find it!" Get out, slather yourself in lotion, spritz on some yummy cherry vanilla scented perfume, snuggle in to your favorite soft fuzzy robe, and fix a cup of hot tea. I am soooo relaxed. :P I just wanted to take a few moments to wish all my wonderful friends here a very Merry Christmas and the happiest of Holidays!  It's been a very trying and worrisome past few weeks, but things are so very much brighter for my family and me.  Our Christmas wish came true.  We got the best present we could possibly receive this year.  I so hope that each of you will receive what your heart desires.     Remember......   Please, if you are able to do so, there are always tiny angels here on earth who need wishes to come true
How Do You Fly The Fu?!?! Contest
  I'm gonna have my first contest!!! All it will take to enter it is lettin me rip or recon a picture like good ole Johnny Cash's!!!When i get 250 entries for my How You Fly The FU! album I'm gonna have a Happy Hour and give away two 35 credit blings. Ya can choose between the auto 11 or the cherry bomb. One bling will go to the entry that has the most rates after the Happy Hour. So its up to you to promote your picture... I'll repost bulletins for everyone as i am fair and well it helps me out as well. The second bling will go to people who bomb the album durin my Happy Hour. How's I'll do that is Fubar sends a message for every bomb and the order in which i get bombed is the number that person receives. I'll put the numbers in a hat and draw then on cam in Bad Habitz Radio lounge after The Happy Hour...  Disclaimer- Its my first contest so bare with me... I think my rules are fair but open to suggestions to make it better!!!!
Daily Dose Of Erotica
Sam didn't mean to drink so much cranberry schnapps and end up dancing around her apartment in her underwear to Joan Jett that night. She also didn't mean to see the light on in the building next door, and she definitely didn't mean to notice The Boy.She also didn't intend on buying a two hundred dollar pair of binoculars with high quality multicoated lenses, extra eye relief, and water resistance, either, but sometimes impulses make a person do strange things.There was a time when Sam thought that she wasn't cut out to be a voyeur. She was curious at heart, sure, but she would always avert her eyes when strangers did anything even remotely worth paying attention to. She was scared to be caught watching, although if she was honest with herself, she couldn't explain why that was so frightening.This time, though, she wasn't afraid of The Boy catching her, partly because she wanted him to and partly because it was then she realized she was so damn good at being inconspicuous.It wasn't lik
From Jai
Alright, years ago I took up a second job at a fast food joint...   I actually ended up dating the owner's daughter, even getting to know her 4-year old daughter.   Now, I knew this girl had issues but I still kicked it with her after I left her work.   ...eventually there came a time where I stopped by, and we were all cuddly and shit on the sofa...   Her daughter was upstairs with her friend, and it seemed we were all cool... *knock knock* She looked at me and said something I can't remember, but it was something like "This is not what I do all the time"... Once I saw the two guys at the door, I knew what she meant... Skinny guys in dirty jeans with dirty and ripped shirts... Long story short, it was obvious to me the hot Italian girl I was falling for was not only returning to coke but to crack... I was pissed at her letting these strangers in her house while her daughter and friend was upstairs... I... left... ... Fastforward about 10 years... I was bored on FB an
Wicca Druidism Etc
There is so much nonsence and disagreement regarding Wicca that I post this, an excerpt from a free online reference. It does not mean that I agree with everything shown, but it is a good introduction to Wicca. As you will see in reading there is much controversy regarding it. It certainly it has come a long way from the few naked people dancing in a secluded area in the West country of England to help in fertility, crops etc. A form of worship of the Mother earth, the Goddess Wicca. ..well I hope you the reader find the following helpful...bright blessings Wicca From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search For other uses, see Wicca (disambiguation). The pentagram within a circle, a symbol of faith used by many Wiccans, sometimes called a pentacle. Wicca Portal Wicca is a Neopagan religion and a religious movement found in various countries throughout the world. It was first popularised in 1954 by a British civil servant named Gerald Gardner[1] af
I realise I am not the only one that is unhappy on here ....and its true some will say if your not happy switch off like the TV when the programme is rubbish. I haven't closed down my pc and logged out of fubar in a long time but apart from a few good friends I cant see any point in keeping it on. The few that do stop by my page, are those that I class real friends, they are the ones that actually notice what my status says ... empty friends are those that only notice my status when it says "auto 11s on" not that I've had that many the few I have received are from true friends:-) Fake friends are those that say .... "oh why did you delete me? " - "read my profile which explains why you were deleted!" I could roll of those empty friends those that dont come by for days/weeks and then get an auto so send me a comment and attach on the bottom of it a msg " auto 11s on @ " !! - you know who you are!! I will rate "real friends" with autos because they still stop by when they dont
Fubar Trading Cards
So what am I doing? Well I decided to try something out. Since I like photoshopping pics, I decided to create a trading card series. I am not sure yet how many I am going to do for series one yet, but am taking requests. I just need you to send me a pic that you would like on your card. You can send it in my shout box or in PM, up to you. Check out my gallery titled "Fubar Trading Cards _ Series One" for the ones I have done so far. Thanks Help
Please help us win our contests... It only need one rate per picture!!! Click Pictures to Rate: PLEASE REPOST OFTEN
Tidbits Of Random Things
Congratulations to the idiot of the week... Ross Carlton 14 hours ago behavior modification repot lol wtf no wonder colleg kids are so stupid teachin thim shit like that hay if you cant make somthin to sell thin your just makin up a job go be productiv     WELL! I just I'm stupid then because I'm in college? I'm disappointed that he can't even seem to spell. Had he half a brain and spelled correctly I could have at least presumed he had a reason behind believing such a thing. tsk tsk... morons.   Behavior Modification is actually part of your learning process to become a counselor, psychiatrist, psychologist or doctor of behavior. Sadly, I think you may need to visit one of the above and return to grade school to spell properly.   I am not going to name names, but if it fits, you might want to think about it. One or more may apply to the same person. If it really bothers you that one may be about you feel free to ask in my mail but do not get mad if I am
Plaid Mafia
As many of you know i started a group called Plaid Mafia. I only had two rules, one help out the other plaid members and two no drama. Its obvious that no one could follow the rules. It wasn't even like most groups where they make you add it to your name. Im not the kind of person who tells people what to do. With all this being said I am going to give it another try. This time i am not making pictures for everyone. If you want one you can ask and i'll make it when i have time. I'm not asking you to add it to your name this time around either. I Just want you to comment this blog saying you want to be a part of Plaid Mafia. Your more then welcome  to add it to your name. If you need help with leveling or rates let me know and i'll see if i can get more support this time around. one more thing i ask for is if you see a new member you are not already friends with please add them...makes things slightly easier. please make sure you add me! and my two other officers! Lauren and Drago
Glorious Day.....
Today started out pretty good... My son graduated from grades 6 today and I look at him and I think to myself I did a great job. I have raised him on my own for a long time and i paid for everything by myself and today i see what kind of kid he is and what kind of job I have done.. Hes good in sports a bit of a smart ass (surprise surprise) and a popular kid. SO all those 2cnd jobs and holding out on getting things i needed paid off.. I worked hard and still do to provide for my son. To give him every opportunity all the other kids in a normal family environment have. I'm patting myself on the back today. My kid turned out great.... I realize as I'm writing this that I know allot of other single mothers and fathers as well who do everything I do. as much as we do we don't get that much recognition so I want to tell you all that when you look at your children and know that you raised them to the best of your ability ... pat yourself on the  back . Cause as hard as the hard times are
Just Notes Of Interest
Introducing Outback Jack's daughter Hunter Bella Grace Dale Australian reality TV contestant Vadim Dale (Outback Jack) and wife, Natalie (who he chose as his love match on the show) welcomed a baby girl on November 13th, 2006. The baby girl, who weighed in at 6 lbs, was born in Louisville, KY, and has been named Hunter Bella Grace Dale. Vadim had the following to say about Hunter’s birth and the effect it has had on his relationship with Natalie; It was a moment I will remember for a lifetime, Hunter’s definitely brought us closer. She’s a bundle of joy – I love her and Natalie more than anything in the world. Outback Jack was a 2004 reality TV show filmed in Outback, Australia. It was produced by Nash Entertainment. It starred Vadim Dale, a 6-foot-tall former underwear model, as Outback Jack, and started with twelve women who vied for Vadim's attentions to be selected as the woman he would choose to be with. The show first aired on the TBS network and wa
Another Poem
finding within myself a part of me that shouldn’t be molded out of pain and many sufferings shadowing in the darkest corners of my soul defining me capable of compassion and many ugly things scratched upon the walls of this box are my insecurities there is a sense of security in being lonely that velvet box that once contained my soul is crumpled up like tumble weed and rolls when pain blows all sides frayed and torn, like a flag after the storm  it no longer keeps me warm
Random Ass Craft Blog
  I  think the third apron will be a different pattern, though I do really like this pattern. Sorry for the blurry picture. I made the first apron with the fabric I bought last week. Hopefully I'll have better pictures soon. Bikini girl cake complete with bad tan for my sister's bikini competition BBQ mini cupcakes   Bears themed cheesecake brownies Maple bacon cupcakes with maple frosting, sea salt, and candied bacon Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Pizza from scratch. Caramelized onions, italian sausage, goat cheese, and spinach on a honey wheat crust. I didn't make the sauce. Bagels Turkey sausages with apples and onion - these had very little flavor...I'm going to have to try again
Trance State Memories
    This much overlooked rock-opera has been uploaded to my web server for your listening pleasure... Most people only know the title track, and are missing out on a cleverly written and entertaining story when taken as a whole. This is all random bits of my brain, culled off random scraps of paper I've collected over the past 20 years.   Sometimes I have imaginary conversations with people, in situations I'll never see.   It seems that nothing means anything anymore, anyway.   On Larry Flynt's b-day I wrote - Doo Dah for the Poobah of Hoo Ha.   We're all deceivers, We're all believers in each other's lies. Committing crimes, No matter how small, There's no reason at all. They say that man... Man he is basically evil, I say the devil is teaching us well. A little bit of all of us belongs in Hell.   Sometimes, when I wake up, or when I see something on the news, I feel like we're living in a Philip K. Dick novel. It's like he fou
Did You Know This??
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.If you cry, you're a wimp.If you don't, you're insensitive.If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.If she asks you, it's a favor.If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.If you don't, you're a slob.If you buy her flowers, you're after something.If you don't, you're not thoughtful.If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egoti
Random Musings (and Dreams)
Mmkay, this is just a little something I need to get off my chest: Where the fuck do fucking idiots get off claiming that punishment for a crime should itself be a crime? What the fuck kind of stupidity does it take to not see the major fucking logic failure in such an argument? Oh, someone got raped, I know, let's stick fucking spikes up their arse and rip off their genitalia, that'll make the world a WAY better place! Anyone who has this kind of attitude and is on my friends list can feel free to remove themselves if they disagree strenuously with me on this, because I have no space in my life for someone who lacks even a shred of compassion or decency. Just sayin'. *gets off soap box* ...just in case it wasn't obvious: I'm saying that people who believe in, say, mutilating murderers as punishment = stupid. Since I'm SO lazy, I'm just stealing Imy's instructions. And now, to think. Thinking. Thinking. Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a
Bea Bianca Lovely Shemale,looking For Lifetime Partner For Marriage,serious Guys Only Please...check My Info. On My Profile!
The manager of the restaurant fired 2 of his staff that night. There wasn't that many to begin with. plus there was a raccoon there ( I took some pics of it). Then there was a penny on the butter (pics of that also). We had reservation for 8 pm, got seated at 820pm, ate at 900pm. We took the cards up there with us, but due to everything at dinner, we didn't open them till we got back to the room. They even closed the restaurant due to no (other than manager) staff to serve. The only reason we ate there is because we had the reservation, everyone else was getting sent back. We were laughing hard by the time we got back to our hotel. Once we got back into our room, my wife notice a bottle of champagne and a vase full of flowers. There was a note under it that read Happy Anniversary. The hotel manager bought them and put it in our room. By the way, there are only 12 rooms in this hotel. It is a nice and quiet hotel that is great for a romantic getaway. As some of my friends have n
I Want To Know
This is for some of the country music lovers out there that doesn't know about Mindy McCready's death. She will be missed by many of her fans. My heart goes out to her family. RIP Mindy [url=][b]You'll Have 4 True Loves[/b][/url] [img][/img] For you, love is a natural progression from friendship. You are almost always friends first. In love, you are loyal, steady, and honest. You are not a cheater or even much of a flirt. You are likely to stay friends with your ex... and open to rekindling something in the future. Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5 You are most compatible with people born on the 6th, 15th, and 24th of the month. [url=
Death To Pigs...
I will try to make this as concise as possible.. Quick question: WHO DO I HAVE TO BLOW, TO GET A DECENT NIGHTS SLEEP???????????? If anybody knows.. Could you please share that information with me, so I can get it over with already. The nightmares, the waking up screaming.. CHRIST!
The Hunting
It all starts with a smell of change in the air. Without even looking at a calender, you know it's coming. You can feel the air become more crisp and clean. The leaves begin their almost instant change, from green to hues of yellow,red and orange. The days become shorter, while the nights cold fingers linger. Autumn has arrived and it's the beginning of the 'hunt'. Thousands of hunters begin their quest for monster white tail deer, wild turkey, or other game. From the wilds of Canada to the Hill Country of Texas, men attempt to get in touch with ancient hunters past. Weapons fired and sighted months before, game trails found and scouted, feeders set up and filled, blinds repaired and readied. They sit in their blinds, or up a tree, hoping for the chance for the mythical 'Monster Buck'. Dressed like a tree or some type of camouflage to give them the best chance of not being seen. All for the hope of capturing their prey. Most times I myself am no different. Except this time I k
Sitting here a long time searching for what to say The words they come, then they just fade away Perhaps through words some things can never be measured Like a friend, a mother, and a daughter so treasured The thought of you that we have tonight Is that even in heaven you are still a radiant light In our hearts forever, Tim
Happy Hour
Saturday 3-29 8am PST until Sunday 3-30 12 pm PST auctioning off Auto 11s to Highest Bidder Saturday 3-29 8am PST until Sunday 3-30 12pm PST auctioning off Auto 11s to Highest Bidder this Bully brought to you by ~please show her love ~ ♥ Jimette ♥ ~Rating Revolution~Pegasus Project #7(Fantasia) TL~@ fubar
Blocked Members!!!
Below is a list of members I have blocked (list updated 11-28-08): ...User #2255000 (doug) ...User #1004471 (raleighfella) ...User #530529 (irandkim26) ...User #2250848 (Blade) ...User #1342101 (johnnieangel77) ...User #2242256 (havefun) ...User #1767682 (TLoveHer) ...User #1689833 (wraithe23) ...User #1115618 (chris_turner67) ...User #1868977 (shianz) ...User #2123817 (baby cakes) ...User #2273599 (guyinmirage) ...User #1338888 (helpme) ...User #2228344 (big m) ...User #1651405 (fat boy joe) ...User #1911076 (country boy) ...User #975367 (Anthony Flora...NJ Original) ...User #1995183 (rollo69) ...User #2226661 (Wildstar71) ...User #2301205 (aarondeyton) ...User #2294272 (ddianeepooh) ...User #432391 (432391) ...User #2273328 (fireboy) ...User #764084 (shutterbug) ...User #1604705 (casser) ...User #2300018 (NOCTURNAL NIGHT) [4 attention seekers not included in list]
Rogue Wolf Levelers
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? bag 2. Your significant other? alive 3. Your hair? soft 4. Your mother? cool 5. Your father? crazy 6. Your favorite thing? camera 7. Your dream last night? hot 8. Your favorite drink? lambic 9. Your dream/goal? awareness 10. The room you're in? cluttered 11. Music? stimulating 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? elsewhere 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? stoofid 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? opportunity 18. Where you grew up? there 19. The last thing you did? stretch 20. What are you wearing? socks 21. TV? quiet 22. Your pets? away 23. Your computer? functional 24. Your life? easy 2
Auto 11 Auction
I am auctioning off an Auto 11 bling to the highest bidder. You can click this pic to go leave your bid. It will be open until Wednesday of next week for bids. Once the auction is closed the highest bidder will be notified. If for some reason the higest bidder does not follow through, the second highest bidder will be given the auto 11. Click here to bid
Black Ice Porn!
Try and make the most out of your life! Live it at Maximum! Always stay Motivated and Focused on your goals and dreams... Let's say you are lucky and live until 80 years old. If so you will live 80 springs,80 summers,80 autumns and 80 winters. WOW!Not so much time eh? Don't waste your life, LIVE YOUR LIFE! Don't stay unmotivated,discouraged,stressed and worried struggling for a living! Grade 9s who inhale deodorant, teenagers who are dependent on taking acid (LSD) or ecstasy to have a good night out, and weed-addicted individuals are all too common in society today. The social pressures and feelings of entrapment lead a lot of teenagers to abusing drugs and alcohol as a way out, or perhaps a way in when it comes to conforming with peers and trying to fit in. In 2006, when I was doing my radio specialisation at Rhodes University, I felt it fitting to produce something news-worthy and important at a place where there is a major drug problem. However, I feel that
Games For X-mas
Am I Please Tell Me Am I Sexual Stalker And Pervert
Ok Ladies, I have talked to EACH of you personally and most of you on a daily basis. Up until recently I was seeing someone as you ALL know and I made it known I was taken. WELL, that being said the So-Called Fire Chief is spreading around rumors that I am a Sexual Deviant and Pervert (Which May Be True) but, HAVE I EVER BEEN ANYTHING BUT RESPECTFUL TO YOU LADIES??? I compliment you but, I keep it respectful and honest. I don't lie to you or tell you bull. If I say I'm gonna do something I do it. It may take me a few days but I get it done as fast as I can. So PLEASE comment here on how I have treated and talked to you. I feel we have a GREAT family starting here and I DO NOT want lies messing that up. So please EVERYONE comment About what you think of me as a person, even if its BAD I will NOT delete it. Thanks Ladies for being apart of ALL This I Appreciate You All "Colonel"
Why They Sacrifice
Why They Sacrifice SFC Leland Lesher forwarded emails he had received from SSG Troy Haley (NYARNG). For those who receive most of their information about the Global War on Terror through the distorted lens of the mass media, Troy's emails provide an insightful, often moving take on the real story in Iraq. In his letters, SSG Haley sometimes laments the negative coverage that is being fed to most Americans. In particular, he finds it sad that families at home may never know of the deep and abiding good their soldiers are doing while overseas. He comments, "I can only say that slowly and surely we are winning this war... Freedom is now becoming a Muslim word... There is a real possibility of peace in the Middle East, and that will be a great legacy of the soldiers that have been lost...", and in a later message, "This war is being won. Despite what some talking head on TV may say. Every day, little victories take place... Every day, a new Iraqi stands up and decides to stay in th
Thinking .....
During this last week I've been doing a fair amount of thinking, some may say thats a dangerous thing lol ... but events of the past few days have just highlighted how much this site has changed. When I originally came on here "cherry tap" days it was a social network site, in a lot of ways it has turned anti social, I realise I am going to offend some people but that's generally what happens, your not going to please everyone I've seen that already, the saying goes "your damned if you do and your damned if you dont!" In amongst my friends and family I am blessed to have several close friends that I love dearly people like Gypsysoul, Sharon, Loey, Mike, Beth, celticrose,Chrisie I could go on but my true friends all know who they are :-) and will instantly know that this is not getting at them. Only today a friend sent me a "bling" gift and no I am not one of those beggars all the time their status says "bling me !!" but this today made me smile because the msg with it said "than
Dirty Diamond Pimp Outs
Words From The Heart
Many people have questioned preference my in women. Wondering what is it that like, what catches my eye and what turns me on. Well although that sounds like a easy answer, its not. It is as perplex as understanding how the pyramids were constructed. I am attracted to several things depending on the woman. There is nothing more attractive than confidence, personality and intelligence. A woman with a strong mind is a great thing. And even greater than that is a woman with a strong mind and nice curves. Some people may say that looks is not everything and physical attraction is superficial. I say; maybe thats right for what motivates them. But as for me, I have to have a woman that is pleasing to my eye. I want to be attractive to that woman when she is sleep, when she is just waking up and on her worst day. Now that doesn't mean she has to be what america has deemed as being pretty but she has to be what I like. It's not just about the size of her backsi
Something To Make You Smile For The Weekend! :-)
With the ever growing depression due to the recession .... we may not all want to laugh at times ... but today is "A smile for Friday"! I just love this advert, not sure if people in America know of Morecome and Wise but they did a brilliant "making breakfast scene to the stripper! Now Johnny Vegas and Monkey are on our tv's with their version of the stripper while making mugs of tea .....I just love it !!! Monkey and Al in It's The Taste-PG tips ad HAPPY FRIDAY!!! :-)
Whiners And Douches
Look, i realize its normal for people to just ignore someones profile. Myself, i take the time to READ almost everyones profile, and as stated in mine i want people to read mine also before speaking to me or sending me a friends request. Some of you fucking dumbasses obviously dont, especially when you send me a friends request or a shout saying something pertaining to " SPOIL ME" or "SEE MY NSFW FOR BLING PACK". That sorta tells me you nasty bitches havent read my profile. So yes not only am i going to DENY your request, im going to go out of my way to express just how fucking ugly and nasty your ass is. If that hurts your feelings, good thats what it was meant to do dumbass. If you dont have any respect for me, why should i have any for you? While me denying your friends request might not bother you, know that i actualy enjoy ripping into you and your pictures. Pro tip, your not a sex goddess, your a virtual entity and your pictures are just pixels not something so errotic
Until ~for Craven Moorehead~
Until I never dreamed one smile could fill my world with warmth and light Until your smile made all my days so beautiful and bright. I never realized someone could change my life so much Until you shared your caring ways, your strength, your tender touch. I never thought that love could be this endless, deep and true Until the day I gave my heart and all my love to you. The sun sets in my soulThe fiery red drains it dryWith parched lips and blazing skiesI could wither away and dieYou should know I'm in love with youAnd I waste all these opportunitiesTo just say aloud; I must concedeWhat we both know is trueStrong as I feelYet I never can command the wordsIt’s funny how I always trip over myselfAnd pray to God that you don’t noticeEven thou you think I am so great with wordsConversation; my thoughts wanderI can tell your do the sameOver cups of coffee, eyes lingeringThese moments come so suddenlyMy heart races with myConfessions of love to youYou who stand
Fake Friends
Im so sick of people claiming they are friends and claiming that they care,when they truly dont care at all. Yes i know this is a site. And yes i have real life friends on here. But still,even though its the net you still develop friendships whether its down the street from you,next town over,or 2 states away. Im tired of people coming to me and complaining about shit that they know they can honestly fix if they took the time and cared enough to do it. But they run to someone that they call a "true friend" for a simple fix. Im sorry there is no such thing as a simple fix. If you want something fixed then you have to work at it and try to figure things out and talk to the person that your wanting to fix things with,not me. Im tired of being a friend when its suitable or fits into someones schedule. You want someone you can talk to and trust and confide in. Yet when you yourself are in need of a friend like that they are nowhere to be found or they put you on hold
Bada Bing Dj Schedule
  Hey Everyone – YAY for me … Finally getting the DJ Schedule out on time lmao! We have some changes happening starting at the end of this week we want to make you aware of. Toward the end of this week, half of the dj staff are going on vacation (myself included). Although we will still be popping into the room most nights for a little bit of time to say hi – we wont be Djing – that leaves us short on DJ staff. So for the duration of these vacation periods, the primary DJs at Bada will be Pet and Darth and the Live DJ time will begin later, at 10pm est, and continue through the night as usual. When we return, our normal 7-8pm est start time will resume. We will also be off a night completely each week to give Pet and Darth a break. Pet is also vacationing some on her time off with us so she may be out a couple nights as well. This new schedule of Bada time begins June 6 (this Saturday) and lasts through June 21. I would greatly appreciate all the regulars and
Stehys Nakked
Thank You!!!
I had a very successful auto 11, if it weren't for all of you rating my pics like mad I wouldn't have been able to level...I'm not able to thank everyone individually for fear of leaving someone out and each and every person that came to my page is as important to me as the last...Thank you all for the love xoxo Tina ~Natural_Witch~ * No Fan No Add*PWN3D By ♠Diana♠2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar Pimp out by : ¢¼Diana¢¼ 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar
What You Want To Know About Me!
So lately I am personally getting a kick out of the peeps on this site that say they hate drama, but are the cause of it..lmao.... And fuck doesn't anyone ever read a damn fuckin profile anymore...You might find out if the person is married, or weather they are gay or striaght I mean fuck....Now seriously, y even have anything written there anymore if no one is gonna read it! I dunno how many times i have had to direct peeps to read my profile to get a fuckin clue...IDC if you want to fuckin due me...I don't fuckin care if you think i have great breast...I mean honestly this is an adult site yes, but just because peeps are on here doesnt mean we what to get fucked...I know personaly a few that are just lookin to chat or make a few friends. How about those that say they don't need to prove who they are....the i don't do salutes....hey i bet i could make a fake ass profile and place a hot ass dude or chick up there too and get all the screaming attention idc for I me
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Beth 2. A four letter word: Band 3. A boy's name: Brandon 4. A girl's name: Bandy 5. An occupation: Bus boy 6. A colour: burghandy 7. Something you wear: Beth 8. A food: Blueberries 9. Something found in the bathroom: Bath salt 10. A place: Boston 11. A reason for being late: Broke down 12. Something you shout: Biotch!!!!! 13. A movie title: Brokeback Mountain 14. Something you drink: Beer 15. A musical group: Bullet For My Valentine 16. An animal: Bobcat 17. A street name: Benson 18. A type of car:
To Everyone Here On Fubar
ok as of this day july 18th 2009 i will not be on fubar for a long while.all of my close friends on here know how to contact me if you need me for anything.i am takeing time away from this site to spend with the love of my life krystal.i don't know how long i will be gone.but i will return sometime.but for now i am to busy with real i am going to be spending time with my fiancee as we build our life to all my close friends on here i know you all will understand.much love to all my close friends and family on here and MMFWCL  to the lo's and lette's.
Oracle Time!
Its About Time!
Yeah! Today I got Fu-Married to the beautiful Slirpa... She is a Smexy Bish! Go love on her!! §lirpa@ fubar Droolz!
Cherry Bomb
I ♥ The 80s [train]
I L♥ve The 80s As with every other train out there - drama will NOT be tolerated! 1. Fan each person below. 2. Rate their profile. (If you have rated their profile recently - rate one of their pictures) 3. Leave them a comment telling them you are riding this train. **You DO NOT need to add each person as a friend** When you have rated everyone message aGEM4life to be added to the list and for your tag to be made. Rate this folder of pics to receive your personal tag. Start with this one (and continue until the end of folder)... 1. ♊aGEM4life♊ ☆SinnersFamily☆SBG☆ FUOwnedBy Willie ~Wife of Ike™~ 2.Willie 3. HersheyK 4. ♥ T.R.O.U.B.L.E ♥FU-OWNED
Con Artist Liar
I have recently had a person that has in the past Contacted some of my friends ...And made statements that are true fiction... If you know what I mean aka lie's and viscous rumors ... She pretends to be a friend at first and tells you her problems and the whole time she is lining you up for the kill.....!!!!!! She tells you story's about her kids and family members and gets you to feel sorry for her and if you have any kind of heart you will .....Then she makes up story,s bout her husband Is in jail and she dose not what she is going to do to pay the bills and there about to take her car and she has no food in the house .....With this person you never know what angle there working on you .....!!!!! She is Wanted in Ohio for Insurance Fraud.... Being the Smart Individual I am and not wanting to be wrong about this person... I offered to help her out I told her I would loan her some money to help her but she needed to tell me the name of the company's she owed money
Wtf America
'If you were injured in Iraq or Afghanistan and you have not paid your co-pay, please press 1. If you were injured during military training and you have not yet reached your deductible, please press 2. If your family has reached its maximum insurance benefit, please call back after you have purchased additional coverage. Thank you for your service." Before the leaders of other veteran's groups and I met with President Barack Obama at the White House on Monday, I believed a phone call like the one described above unimaginable. Now it seems all too possible. President Obama made clear during our discussion that he intends to force private insurance companies to pay for the treatment of military veterans with service-connected disabilities. He is trying to unfairly generate $540 million on the backs of veterans. The proposed requirement for private companies to reimburse the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) would not only be unfair, but would have an adverse impact on service-
I Thank
I thank the people I have found 31 days till christmas Hey Free breakfast today at Denny's
Art And Me
Got to the point again for a second time , sick of the people on this dam site and how they act . If you are a friend of mine and want to stay in touch then stay in touch on my yahoo or like to stay in touch dont know how let me know , This is not for sure ill give it untill tonight and see what happens let me knwo if you like me to stay or you like to see more of my artwork , i get enough comments on this blog about staying then i will , if not the stuff above will apply. Rick
Vip Giveaway... Attempt #2
Well, this past month has flown by...  hasn't it?  Well, it's THAT time of month again...  Schleproks Monthly VIP giveaway Requirements: 1) Impress me!  (do not ask me what... this will automatically disqualify you) 2) Must not be a current VIP holder. 3) Must be in my friend and fan list.  (new friends and fans are welcomed) 4) Must have a valid, approved Fubar Salute. 5) Must post a comment in this blog... In the name of fairness, last months winner is not eligible this month... (nothing personal Rayven...)  Cheers...  and good luck... Schleprok I want to give a VIP to one lucky person today.  Ends at 2:00pm CDT tomorrow. If you're interested: The rules: 1) Impress me!  (do not ask me what... this will automatically disqualify you) 2) Must not be a current VIP holder. 3) Must be in my friend and fan list.  (new friends and fans are welcomed) Cheers... and good luck
Dating My Daughter
haha im getting this laminated and put up when my daughter starts dating. 10 Rules For Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However,
Messages To Family And Friends
  imikimi - Customize Your World! to all our Family and Friends here on Fu:     We would like to wish you all a very special and memorialbe weekend. At this time also we would like to let you all know that you mean the world to us both.  You've made a big difference in our lives, some of you know just exactly how much of a diffference, but to all of you, you hold a very special place in our hearts. We love you all in your own special way. We will be gone this weekend,but will be back on Monday.   Love ya: Mare and Doc     imikimi - sharing creativity     To all our Family and friends here on Fu:         We would like to wish all of you a very blessed Easter.  You are all in our thoughts and prayers.     Love:   Doc G. and Mare  
Stuff Written By Others
I am a piece of everything beautiful in the world that is why I am larger than you I am everything in my past My childhood house rests on my shoulders The neighbors' yards, no boundaries I am a Chinese maple tree, with stairs in its boughs I am those first stars I am the water fountain outside that I made a wish in thirty minutes ago I am the portrait artist who tries to catch twinkles inside your eyes I am the wings of all the last breaths of flight I am the child skipping without reason I am a gentle newborn sigh I am the Virtuous Lion outside The New York Library I am the angel who pushes shadows out of harm's way I am the moon shimmering on the pond The stick the dog laps into its happy mouth I am the moment before two hands join So as for your comments: "Look at the Fat Girl," "You have such a pretty face, if only you would lose weight", "Such a face, gone to waste"... They reflect back to you... for I am a mirror among precious other things Yes, I am the
The Beast Only I Can See
I have this beast insidethat only I can see.He has always been thereThis was Grandfather Suns evil gift to meI 1st seen him when Iwas a very young boy.I played with rifleshad no time for toysI always shot trueI rarely missed.As boy I was well knownno one second guessedI was a hunter and many animals Ive killed.But even with thatThe beast was never fulfilledThen a sharp dressed manin a uniform of blue.Asked me did I have what it takesto be one of the proud and fewI looked in his eyes there was confidence, honorand no fear to be seen.I  then went and claimed mylife long title United States Marine.I soon became the elite of the elite.The feats I accomplishedfew could ever beatI became a killer of menand that fed my beast inside.His presence grew stronger he became even more aliveIve done some things some would say in shame.But I never waiveredI put the beast to blameThe beast was determined and he never would never fail.I think sometimeshe came directly from hellThere came a time when the
Lessons Learned
Hello Luvlies! I never write these things with "this is what's going on in my life" stuff... but so many of you have sent gifts and etc. with question marks and questions as to why I'm Missing In Action... Beginning of May I decided to move again... the hole of a basement apartment I thought that I could call "home" (at least for a little while to pay off some student loans) was intolerable... I was miserable.... you can ask just about anyone... Well, one of my coworkers told me of a lil farm house on a 200 acre horse farm that was for rent... and decently cheap.  I went to see it... and immediately... fell in love.  They told me to "fix it up"... take it off the rent... they'd install cabinets... new appliances... it has a brand new bathroom as it is... I was in heaven. For those of you who have never taken on a big project such as a complete flip of a house or makeover..  It's not easy... it's time consuming... and your body aches in places you had NO IDEA you could ache... (which
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? One  evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said  to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'His  wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go  unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the H*%* is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April',  he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?' She  replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder;  it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!
I mean if all that has happened within the last year isn't enough to motivate me I don't know what is. I can't really even say it's been a roller coaster because even those have peaks and valleys ..I've been free falling.   I've taken responsibility for my actions and know they've played a large role in everything that's happened ..everything can't always be pinned on me but nonetheless I've had ample opportunity to mend things.   I've been knocked down plenty of times I've had to work my way from the bottom ..but now I just can't seem to find the right motivation ..I know I can't things rolling because of someone else I need to do it for me but my heart is just not in it. A typical day for me is fruitless and I'm truly sick and tired of it. It bothers me I guess you can say because I've seen my potential or glimpses of it anyway and know I can be doing a lot better. I'm 22 I'm young I know ..but that's no excuse . I know better . I have this tendencey however to overw
Masturbate For Me?
One thing that has always fascinated me is the thought of a man masturbating. I’d really love to see one do it in real life, but this is just a fantasy – ok?So, will you masturbate for me?Will you get out your cock and play with it, get it hard, stroke it, just for little old me? I’d love it if you did. You will? Fantastic!Ok, well first you have to get undressed, come on take all your clothes off. Let me see you naked. Hmm, I like that. You are quite good looking, you know that? And I LOVE that cock. Why not caress it a little for me, get it hard. Would it help if I let you look up my skirt a little? Oh you naughty boy, I think it does. That’s it, just play a little. I love to watch as it gets harder and harder. Its pretty big now isn’t it. It needs some attention I think. Can you imagine how it would feel to slide into my soft, wet slimy pussy? Can you? Can you feel how wet I’d be? Ok, you can start to stroke a little now, but do it slowly. I want
Hi! Inner beauty is beautiful. It consists of compassion, empathy, love, acceptance, forgiveness, confidence, humility, gratitude. a person can look hot and sexy on the outside very easily. Is that beauty or is it society that has conditioned people to think and look a certain way? People sometimes wear the glasses that society has given them and they choose to look through the same filters. They can get a new pair and look through different filters. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder it's all about whether we stop, look, and choose to see it. There is beauty everwhere all around where ever we go. Is being sexy and hot on the outside beauty? If a person has all of the above qualities then that is sexy and hot. Being comfortable in our own skin is where it's at and what we see when we look in to the mirror because it says everything. People get caught up in the cycle of life for some reason. It's like a washing machine they choose to spin and spin and spin around in circles and they d
Love Poems, If Not Rated They Will Be Private, Comments Are Welcome.
Waiting never states, the soul left to wait. A game of peoples fates, where never is to late. Even some of loves greats, lived through this debate. To have two full plates, can drive one irate. For time passes slow, and life leaves you dry. If love is all you know, less your life you cry.  Goes just to show, love is not a lie. It lives enough to grow, don't let it pass on by. God had made us free,  to do as we will. Also gave endless glee, over every thrill. On we go in a spree, never standing still.   Having love eternaly, never having fill.   That is how we will be,  till the day we
Fu-scams And Such
Not that i ever had a whole lot of friends i finely finished cutting the list down from 352 to 277, which still seems like too many... I'd like to whittle it down more but need some criterea... so i'm asking for ideas... meanwhile family grew to 11, an all time high... Thanx for any input... DP I Just realized how eaasy it would be for a few of us each worth 1 million on fu-owned to level. We could just keep buying  oneanother.  It's not cheating it's just free fu-market fu-capitalism... Who's with me? This morning we had a very amiable, fairly fun MuMM going when some dork enetered just to harrass one fu-member. thlck_c0ck_0n_c@m™, Many of us know him, isn't really mean or eveil, more of a pithy, ill-mannered 6 yr old, and is quite exasperating.  I mean we've had problems with others... too many to name, some affilated with groups, others just singular...  They're not funny or satiracal and think they're 'pissing' us off.  I actually like the folks who do those things but the
Just A Couple Of Things
I am addicted to fla-vor-ice pops. It combines my two favorite fetishes: Ice and artificial flovors. My legs are refusing to tan. and my top half is a totally different shade than my bottom half. I'm going over to GBT's for Koolaid and Brandy. You should read a Tim Dorsey book if you like funny books.   Also.... Wicked just called me a bitch. should i clothes line her in the roller rink?  
Big Bics And Ducks
Sometimes I really don't understand why life is how it is. Why do bad things happen to good people?   Im sitting here, and I am completely broken.   I lost my grandmother today. I have been awake for two days, and stayed by her bedside and sang to her, and rubbed her feet, and told her how beautiful she truly is.   I can still hear the raspy breathing in my head. It won't stop. The struggling for air, the coughing. It brought back so many memories of losing my mom.   My grandmother was the glue to hold my family together, and now that she is gone, they are fighting already, and saying such hurtful things to eachother. I have had to be SO strong for everyone in my family. Even when I was awake in the middle of the night, wishing things would change, I couldn't break down. I had to be in control for them. I had to make one of the most difficult phone calls in my life today. I had to call and tell my father that his mother died before he had a chance to say goodbye. Hearing my d
Im Not Who You Think I Am
interesting........... the way......whatever Dana tells you im not a racist......i love people of all races religions and sexual orientation..........I know alot of you have known me awhile and know me as a person....For those who dont....i am a charming indiviual with flaws am and in no way perfect...If you get to know me you will learn this on your own..i may say off the wall things but my heart is always in the right place......Love me or not i will not judge you because it is not my place to do so......   oh btw..TITTIES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Look into my eyes, tell me what you see, Hate, anger, pain, misery... You should know, you gave all of that to me. A heart shattered like glass, Everyday I'm reminded of the past, These memories they haunt.... In the day and even worse at night, Without a warning you stole my light, Broken, bleeding, crying... I could not fight. You're stronger than me and twice my size, Who the hell do you think you are?? You Had NO Right!! These cuts are deep but you plead innocent, Are you hell or are you heaven sent? You're much too cold to know how much you meant to me. A billion teardrops have fallen from my eyes, but it's just a joke now and im laughing at your lies. You make my heart hard as stone and now i realize... It would've been easy to die for you... ♥
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This one is a little different....Two Different Versions!  .................. Two Different  Morals!OLD  VERSION: The  ant works hard in the withering heat all summerlong, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The  grasshopper  thinks the ant  is a fool and laughs and dancesand plays the summer away.Come  winter, the ant  is warm and well fed.The grasshopper  has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.MORAL  OF THE STORY: Be  responsible for yourselfMODERN  VERSION:The ant  works hard in the withering heat all summer  long, buildinghis house and laying up supplies for the winter.The  grasshopper  thinks the ant  is a fool and laughs and dancesand plays the summer away.Come  winter, the shivering grasshopper  calls a press conferenceand demands to know why the ant  should be allowed to be warm and well fedwhile others are cold and  starving.CBS, NBC ,  PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of  theshivering grasshopper  next to a video of the ant  in h
Terms & Conditions “Come sit with me Edward” Bella said beckoning me. I stood there for a moment, and then slowly took the chair next to her. “I’m sorry that I kept you in the dark, that I never answered you when you asked me” she said and sighed. “Look Bella, you frustrate me sometimes, but I really do love you” I said so softly that I didn’t think she heard me. “Edward I know you love me, it’s not you.  I just needed some time to think” she said as she raised my chin to make me look at her. “There’s just so much going on right now, but I have thought about it since you left” “Bella you don’t know how much that broke my heart.  I know I don’t have a heart, but it hurt like hell when you just stood there and didn’t say a word” “I have come to a decision Edward.  Would like to hear it?” she asked me. “Not if it’s going to hurt Bella, I don&rs
->teddybear: there is alot of folks out there that do this.teddybear: u need to fix ur pic trhat is on ur page->teddybear: my comment is you need to find out what sex the person is before you ask them to do stuff like cam to cam.teddybear: way do u have a females pic on ur page?->teddybear: ok let me put it to you this way. I AM A MALE.teddybear: i did that it did not work hun->teddybear: left click on my name and then a box will open click my name in the box. it will open my profileteddybear: how can i get to your profile hun?->teddybear: the task is to read my whole profile->teddybear: i have a task for you to do. please do it. i will take your silence as that you understand the circumstances that you have put yourself in. and that you will walk away and nevaer ask a female again to do this.teddybear: will do u or wat hun->teddybear: thats what i thoughtteddybear: to wach each outhr get off hun->teddybear: be more specific pleaseteddybear: play->teddybear: what kinda funteddybear: to
Sometimes one plus one is two Sometimes it is more If it ever gets to being less It might be time to walk out the door There ain't no sense in takin' abuse If you're all that you do claim And there ain't no sense in gettin' intense And trying to place the blame Sometimes one plus one is two Sometimes it is more If you find that it is less than one It's time to find the door
Severe Boredometic
The End
To You,      Im not going to apologize for anything I have done, Even though i know i said harsh things. Maybe it will make you a better, stroger Person.  Sonce you are wear minded and have a lazy soul. Hopefully it wont make you want to corrupt yourself with more pills and alcohol.  You should try seeking deep within yourself for you have the control of the switch that you need to turn your own modivations , determinations and drive on. Wild is what you are especially while drinking, for you turn into somone your not, somone that I didnt care for.      It is time for me to start a new chapter in my life, Let go of the past in order to move towards the future.     They say Love makes you do stupid things... For I cant explain nor express the feelings from the happiness I can remember to the boiling in my blood from you doin what u will to continue hurting me.  Im sure it doesnt matter to you. for all i get is "w/e" for everything anymore.       This is my last note or contact in a
Anti Lounge Promotions
Promote the Lounge!!! The only way for us to grow is if we let other people know we're here. Here's a sample of what you can post to pages of new people to both welcome them to Fubar and invite them into Anti. Feel free to re-word it.   Welcome to Fubar! Come join us in the Anti-Lounge, where you'll find things done different than most other lounges. We like to have fun, talk about good times, and we even host weekly contests and live radio shows! Cut and paste the link below to your browser and we'll see you soon! Want a list of new people to promote?  Here you go! Remember, if they're green, always welcome them to fubar!!! The other day, someone reminded me that it was my birthday. It was sweet and touching for someone to remember something I've been trying to forget. Then she tells me she wanted to throw a party for me. That, too, was sweet and touching for someone to try to celebrate something I've been trying to ignore. It reminded
The Year You Were Born!
The links below are cool!  Everything that was going on in the year you were born, from 1900-2006, Enjoy!  :)     _1900_ ( )                   _1901_ ( )                   _1902_ ( )                   _1903_ ( )                   _1904_ ( )                   _1905_ ( )                   _1906_ ( )                   _1907_ (                   _1908_ (
Why I Am Sad
   Today I read a bulletin that brought back memories from 2002. The bulletin was posted about a fu member who had lost 4 family members in a fire. This is devistating and i can relate. In 2002 I lost 4 young family members to a drunk driver. They were on there way to see a movie. I will never forget the horror the took place that night after one of my nieces came pounding on my door screaming, "there dead aunt Sue, they are all dead." At that moment I felt as though the life had drained from myself as well. There were 2 survivors that night, my nephew who was driving his car and the drunk driver. Boyd Knouse is the name of the drunk driver, he was only 20 at the time and not only did he take my 4 family members, but he also killed 2 of his friends, 6 died in all that horrible night.      The ages of the victims were (my family) Nicole, 22... Richard 17... Jeremiah 14 and last but definitely not least Shane who was only 8. Boyds friends were 18 and 19. I spent a week in the hospital p
The Meeting Of Souls
The room smelled strongly, of worn leather, metal, and sex. It was lit with the glow of candles placed in such a manner as to give him ample lighting so that he may linger upon the faces of pleasure and pain assuredly to come later.    The Scarf so gingerly draped over the railing of the ancient oak canopy bed, a symbol of trust, lays innocently until it is called upon to guide his charge into the silken darkness. His fingers caress it in both anticipation and remembrance. Preparation and inspection of the thick restraints and equipment are in definite order to  be sure the flesh to be held in them will be able to remind her of this night for days to follow. Other surprises lay just within the shadowed corners of the room. But those will be brought to light after her darkness is secured  and total.The chime of the doorbell sends voltage through his body as he lights one last candle, to be placed by the bed to remind his trust that the only light in his life is her and that he would do
Every tear I shed says, I Love YouYou are my everything and nothing else mattersEvery tear I shed is for you alone my loveEvery tear flowing down from my eyecomes from my true heartshowing my true love for youEvery tear makes me love you more and moreand my heart has more than enough room to keep on loving you forever These are only wordsBut words that have many meaningsMaking someone inspired and delightedWhen being told by the one being lovedI love you...The words that can melt the heartEven as hard as stoneIf sincere and honest since the startI love you...The words that are commonly utteredBy lovers who have deep emotionsEmotions moving from the bottom of the heartReaching up above the skies flowing like the cloudsI love you...These are only wordsBut they can keep you companyWhen the one you love is far from you Purple turns to blue when all the red is gone.Nights are only dark when all the lights arent on.It may sound strange but its so true, my cup is only half full, without y
My First Fuowned Auction
Sometimes I sit and wonder, Why you stare at me, And then I tell myself, You're in love with me. As you begin to move, And as I begin to lean, There was something in your eyes, That I have never seen. You get on a bended knee, And then I start to see, That all you wanted to say was, "Will You Marry Me?" You wrap your arms around me, And without a grudge, That in my whole life that I knew, You were my one and only true love Perfect Pretty Talented Smart Tall Short Dumb Or all above Shouldn't matter what you are All that should matter is whom you really are Brave Strong Weak Breakable Forgettable Unforgotten Happy  Sad Angry or mad We are all human We are have the same emotions We just show them in different ways Loving Caring Sharing Respecting Trusting  Is what we all should be A true friend is the one who picks you up when you fallA true friend is one that won't lieA true friend is there when you callA true friend is there when you want to dieA true friend knows just what to sayA true
Hello to ALL of my wonderful family, friends, fans and new acquaintances!!! I am totally overwhelmed with the outpouring of LOVE, not to mention the rates, by all of you on my birthday! You are truly amazing people who deserve the BEST of everything in 2009. I responded to over 100 PM's yesterday and have even more than that to answer today. I hope you will be understanding about the lag time in getting back to you! All of the tags made for me is still almost too much for me to comprehend! As I go about editing and deleting some of my pics, ALL will be added in the very near future. I sincerely DO have the GREATEST friends on the FU! Thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU ALL! Manly
I have always preferred nerdy cute men over arrogant attractive men. i adore men who are attractive, funny and intelligent but have NO IDEA how wonderful they really are. i also prefer a man who doesnt look in the mirror all day, and spend all day in the gym staring at himself and measuring his muscles. i'm totally fine with the skinny, goofy type.  I find they are less arrogant, a lot more kind and less prideful when showing the women in their life how happy they are to be together in a relationship.   i have not had the same experiences with men who have "women falling all over themselves" to be with them. the more attractive a man thinks he is, the less he will make his actual girlfriend/wife feel wanted, loved and cared for. this has been my experience. as if Mr. Hot shows any type of love and how "he cant live without her" feelings, this will make him less of man. the man with "many options" never feels he has to do much to keep a woman happy in the relationship, yet feels entit
How Im Feeling/songs For My Mood
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Help Needed
Months ago I debated if I could pull off the spotlight one last time for my birthday. I did thanks to a lot of awesome friends who helped make it possible. I can't even begin to say how much I appreciate all they did. So this is just one small way for me to try and say thank you to all of them. Please stop by and show them all some love. These are the type of people on this site that you want to know and be able to call a friend. ~DevilGirl~@ fubar Abby♥Normal@ fubar ™©ღღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღღ@ fubar ☠☣FTW
Free 2 Good Home
FREE 2 GOOD HOME im single & i've been told im good looking (personal prefernces i guess, depends on what u like)  looking 4 a new start i have nothing holding me back & am willing 2 relocate 4 the right person. i dont have anything but a bike & sum cloths & no BAGGEGE....i like 2 travel lite im 35yrs young 5'7" tall & 145lbs brn eyes & brn hair im making a new start 4 myself & wouldnt mine finding sum1 who shares the same intrests as i do i LUV 2 travel & c new places. i luv the ocean, being by the water is very calming 4 me. i like 2 watch movies hang out @ home or w/friends sumtimes go 2 the bar not really in2 night clubs tho. i drink & i smoke altho im really trying 2 quit both. im healthy & willing 2 work im not about 2 go & sponge off of any1 i like 2 pull my own wieght i need my independence plz. im on an island now & would really like 2 stay out on a coast east or west or maybe even down south. eventho i like the ocean i luv the country very much. the ocean has 2 many peop
I just blew my nose and there was a spider in the booger... That's all I wanted to say. Injoy your lunch now...*xJmx*PTEyNjAzMTEyOTY4NzMmcHQ9MTI2MDMxMTMwNDA*OSZwPTQxODgxMyZkPTIwMzUxMyZnPTImbz*zYjBkYzkyOTYzNDQ*YzcwODU4OTEyZTI5MGEzOTFiMSZvZj*w.gif" /> Send your own ElfYourself eCards Haven't made a blog in a while so here goes nothin'   Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.  Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.  When the Head Nurse Direc
Hosting An Auction
OK peps..I am gonna host another auction/contest...a late Valentines know I am behind! This one is 4 everyone! So cum all...lmao!    It will start Monday 2/14/11 & end on Sunday 2/20/11! There is no charge 2 enter the auction! I do them 4 fun & 2 help others! Ownership lasts for 1 month! U can accept any bid at any time if u want!    Here is what I need from u if u want in:   1. A link 2 a pic of u (SFW or NSFW)   2. A list of everything u want 2 offer (please no really long lists)   Please send info & pic in a private message not in my shout box! Put subject as Auction so I know what it is! If u need help with ideas I will be glad 2 help out!   Here is how the contest part is gonna work! The winner will be decided on total rates! If there is a tie it will go by rates & comments combined!  Prizes:   1st Place: 1 Boomy 2nd Place: 5 Credit Bling 3rd Place: 3 Credit Bling     So get me ur info asap!   Thanks, Christina =)
Week 1 Football Pool
Lately ive been recieving shouts for different fu-ladies,and im told that im hard to approach for discussions or comments cause they feel intimidated by me..My question to you is...Do most women label most men that workout stuck-up, antisocial ppl? For the most part i feel im very easy to talk to and im very approachable.. So whats the deal? Are women more shy then men? Thanks ppl 'Just Curious' lol FUBAR FOOTBALL POOL Thurs. (1)Redskins AT Giants(2) Sun. (3)Lions AT Falcons(4) (5)Bengals AT Ravens (6) (7)Seahawks AT Bills (8) (9)Jets AT Dolphins(10) (11)Chiefs AT Patriots (12) (13)Bucs AT Saints (14) (15)Rams AT Eagles (16) (17)Texans AT Steelers (18) (19)Jaguars AT Titans (20) (21)Cowboys AT Browns (22) (23)Panthers AT Chargers (24) (25)Cardinals AT 49ers (26) (27)Bears AT Colts (28) Mon. (29)Vikings AT Packer
The Reaper Has Arrive And He's Come To Take My Soul You Can Save Me By Clicking The Pix Below To Make A Bid On Me If You Dare...And I Could Also Use Your Rate If You Cant Make A Bid! One More Thing Don't Forget To F/A/R The Awesome Host And Show Him Some Spooky Love! TwauneValentino@ fubar Please Repost For Me Thank You!   I'm in the The Wild Wild West Auction. It starts April 12th ends on April 18th. Come on by and make a bid on me. Auction Brought to by:
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Just Making This Lil Note 2 Let U Know I Wont B Doing My Daily Comments 2 The Ones The Wont Repay Me U Will Get A Rate n A Comment When I See That u Did Me N  I Know That U Do Them Daily u Will Get Them Daily From Me Its 2 Much Work For Me ..Why Help When Ur Not Going 2 Help Ur Self I'm Here 2 Help Others As Much As I Can I Try 2 Get All The Auto's On My List 1st But Sometimes There Are 2 Many But If There Are More Then I Can Rate I Try To Get The Ones That Dont Hardly Get Auto's 1st . Then The Ones That Has Auto's All The Time I Rate Atleast 250 too 500. If U Know Me Well I Do As I Say. And Another Thing If Ur On Family List U Would Get A Bling Each Week If I Have It That Week .It Might Not B Much But Hey Its the Thought That Counts. . I Have Been Cleaning Out My List So I Will B Reranging Friends 2 Family Or Family 2 Top Friends . I'm Just Going By What I See... If i See U Bomb Me Each Time U Have One U Will B On My List 2 Get Them Bk XOXO
Live Auction at Big Daddy's Hot Spot! Wednesday, November 18th 2009 9a Futime/11a Central/12p EST   Click the link below to enter the lounge and become a member! You must be a member of the lounge to be part of the auction or to bid! How this is going to work: 1. Leave a comment here saying you joined the lounge and are wanting to be auctioned off! (the more people we get into the auction the more possibilities of getting a higher bid) 2. Wednesday come ready with your offers, once your name is said to be auctioned off we will have you place your offers in the lounge...then the bidding begins. 3. 10% of your earnings will go to the house (DJ Big Daddy himself!) 4. We will keep this clean as possible and no drama please! 5. If you have any questions please feel free to leave a comment here... you can also contact DJ Big Sexy Daddy (#3family) or Rock My World (His fuwife). We are looking forward to this auction being a huge sucess an
"The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this:A human creature born abnormally, inhumanly sensitive.To him... a touch is a blow,a sound is a noise,a misfortune is a tragedy,a joy is an ecstasy,a friend is a lover,a lover is a god,and failure is death.Add to this cruelly delicate organism the overpowering necessity to create, create, create - - - so that without the creating of music or poetry or books or buildings or something of meaning, his very breath is cut off from him. He must create, must pour out creation. By some strange, unknown, inward urgency he is not really alive unless he is creating." -Pearl S. Buck
To Know A Friend
I posted a new blog this morning. Its truly what I have learned and come to believe. I had a wonderful person question what a new friendship or relationship can be. I want to share the importance of this. We all think we know who will or could be our friends. Or lovers! True we can't pic who we love. Any more than we can determine who our children will be. To us or us to them. We try. But this is why it is imposable to know before we meet them or determine what it will be before it is. We prejudge so many people. What they will be to us what we will be to them is yet to be known.   Some friends will always know each other and have before they met. They live for that moment they need each other. Every relationship has its own birth. Has all the new elements of life. There for all prior understanding of oneself and what they would do for this friend, this relationship has its own birth right. The journey begins here.  By pj
DEPLOYING TODAY. CAN'T SAY BYE TO EVERYONE. SO, THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT. I'LL BE ON WHEN I CAN GET ON! LOVE YOU ALL. I hate CQ. It sucks, it gives you a lot of time to think about stuff that probably should never be thought of, actually. Lol. I know I bitch about being single, and I know that I'm the only one who can change my current situation, but I'm starting to wonder if there is anyone who can actually put up with my bullcrap! For instance, I talk WAY to much. There are times when MY ears want to bleed from listening to myself for as long as I do. Then let's factor in my indecisiveness. I can NEVER make up my mind about anything. I'm the one who has to get her food to go because she couldn't decide what she wanted when everyone else did. Seriously! I cuss, alot. I don't know why, I guess because the words were always a part of my parents vocabulary...who knows! But nobody wants to take a girl home to meet their parents and the first thing out of her mouth is, "Well, d
Life & Living
For some of us Fubar can or has become an addiction, I'm one of those. Don't work as much as I should. don't spend the time I need with my friends, Fubar taking over my Life. I met someone on here I liked, but with both of us on Fubar it can't work. I'm a possesive, jealous Scoprio, I can't handle bimbos hitting on what's mine all day long. Best to walk away and time to find someone in real life :-) I've done a lot of thinking last night, I've met some great people on here that I love talking to, however that doesn't keep me warm at night. I need to take some time out and spend time in the real world, both for work, family & friends. No, I'm not leaving Fubar, however I need to seriously cut down time spend on here! Some of you know I was on layoff and had the time to waste, however I've found a new job over a month ago and now that I past my state exams and started working I need to spend more time earning my keep! I'm a spoiled bitch, I like my new house, want a new car and love
Crazed Times
Aight Some of ya'll already know what's going on and have a lot of details some don't. But i wanted to write this to let my other friends on here know whats going on so they don't worry if they don't see me on here as much for a lil while.On wednesday night i had got news that my dad had died in a car crash. Needless to say i have not been doing good over here. On top of that, 15 mins after finding this out about my dad, i also found out that i have 1 half brother, and 2 half sisters that i NEVER knew anything about. That situation will have to be a whole other blog altogether whenever i feel like writing about it....  This has been the hardest time of my life and this has broken me in every single way possible. i go from feeling numb to breaking down at any given time. Today and tonight i have been better. I just feel detached from everything though. But i am trying my best to keep my head up during all of this and i know me and my family will be alright at somepoint. Well there it is
What To Do?????
Well I am back from my trip and I did alot of soul searching and thinking... I have to come to realize that I have given up on alot of things and the one song pretty much says what I am going to do... So friends if you really want to know what I am about to do then you should take the time and sit back and listen to Jesus Take the Wheel.... That is what I am going to do... I will be stepping away from FU life for awhile and enjoy my kids and really see what is out there for me... Like Reba's one song says Is there life out there... Well I am going to take the time to find out... Let life bring what it brings and that just might take the one guy who will take the opportunity to prove me wrong about online life.... I have to come to realize that online is just what it is online... It can't be anything more or anything less... Don't get me wrong I have no regrets and never will... I have come to make friends with alot of ppl and some i really cherish who have become like family to me and
Bernie's Last Words
I was at Your temple. The carvings and paintings dedicated to You show how much You inspire mortals. Statues of marble and granite and of other stones of the world. To me, they still do no justice to what I've seen of You. I have stood on hills and seen You in fields of wheat softly blowing in the breezes and said "this must be what it is like to see Her hair move." I have sat on shorelines and listened to You in the waves washing upon the land and said "this must be what Her voice is to me." I have lain on the ground at night and gazed deeply into Your stars of the heavens and said "this must be what looking into Her eyes must be like." I have seen a mother holding her newborn child with the bond between them so new and so strong and said "this must be what it is like to be touched by Her." I have sailed across the seas with the winds in my ears and said "this must be what I hear when She whispers to me." I have trekked through the heights of the mountains, with the snows lying so smo
Absolute Fubar!!!!!!!
Recent Drama
There comes a point in your life when you realize Who matters, Who never did, Who wont anymore..and importantly who always will. I wont worry about ppl from the past there is a reason why they are not in my future. What is said is said and what is done is done... i choose not to say my side and the whole truth for the fact that its none of ur business. My life will go on and my real friends will know I did what I did not out of spite or vindictiveness but out of what I believe what is right. And if you choose to listen to only one side of the story then your only naive to believe what you believe. I have not lied(never have wont start now) or talked about anyone behind their backs and for those of you that think i have..i have told u what i have felt and i am definitely not shy to express myself. I am tired of defending myself and tired of childish games. Believe wat you will of me for i care not anymore. There is more to life than what others think or precieve of you. This is not make
Stuff For Fubar Folks
The corporate Net Nanny software tagged Fubar as a social networking site today and access was summarily blocked. Yeah, I know, this is really a point whoring site, not a social networking site, but I'm not going to debate this one with the front office. So ... no more daily comments, at least not for a few days until I can decide how to work this into my at-home fubar routine. Hi Folks!! It the Fubar Rating Assistance Program (FRAP) recently enacted by Congress ... 15,000 fubucks per 100 pic rates while my Auto 11's are activated on 28-29 March. Send me a personal message when you are though and let me know how many pics you rated. I will send the bucks within 24 hours or less to you or whoever you want to receive them. Please do not SB me or send progress reports. Thanks, Steve Bid today ... own today. Auto 11 bling auction. Ends 5pm futime today, Saturday 28 March. Fubucks only! Click to bid Cherrybomb bling can be substituted if requested by winner
Want Me?u Know U Do!
***Want a shot at owning me?? Just click on the pic below to place your bid***I got tons to offer and more can also be discussed:)***Also can i get friends/fam to rate this pic! plz!Ty in advance! xo's ~*~Jess~*~
Love Songs
I just want you close,where you can stay forever,you can be shoooooo that it will only get better. you and me together,through the days and nights I dont worry cause everythings gonna be alright.People keep talking they can say what they like but all i know is everything going to be alright. no one,no one,no one,can get in the way im feeling and,no one,no one can get in the way of what i feel for you,you,you get in the way im gonna feel for you When the rain is pouring dowwwwwwn and my heart is hurtin you will always be around this i know for certain I know some people search the world to find something like what we have i know people will try try to define something so real so til the end of time im telling theres no one no one no one no one can get in the way im gonna feel and no one no one no one can get in the way im gonna feel for you. Uh oh, oh,oh,uh oh ,oh oh, uh oh ,oh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh oh, oh ,oh ,oh ,oh ,oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh ,oh, oh,oh Let's go
Miss You All
So I havent been here alot and wanted to let you all know why...Here is my last week.. Hee Hee 1...I started workin alot more hours at work and was still cleanin houses til a week ago. 2...Ellas dad got laid off..We are still extremely close and I have been dealin with all that..He helps me out alot in many ways..but money is DEF one big way and now thats gone.... 3..My daycare provider closed her day care for a while because of some family issues so after I picked up alot more hours, I had no sitter and had to let my daughter spend 4 nights away from me cuz my sitter lives soo far away and I had to work.. 4..Ella got extremely sick and I could not take her to day care and had to call in 4 days in a row ... 5..My van..As always..Has issues..LOL 6..My bank got some stuf all messed up and put my checking account in the negatives.They are gonna fix it, but will take a few :( So anyways..LOL..I miss you all dearly, but life is sooo crazy here I can hardly catch my br
If you are on me please....thanks......if big deal.... Im having naughty thoughts........     that is all. I need body tossin' clothes rippin' orgasmatronic sex........NAO!!!!!!!!!   that is all
  font face="comic sans"size="6">April Is Child Abuse Prevention Month !!!Lets All Support This!!The reality is that kids too often are abused--either by parents, relatives, acquaintances, neighbours, and even child caregivers. The month of October is dedicated to raising awareness and helping to prevent such dreadful abuse of children. Remember that awareness is only the first step.Please Start Out By Rating The Pictures In Jimettes Child Abuse Folder Starting with this one and comment last picture so a tag can be madeYou Know the drill F/A/R all riders and when new ones jump on don't just accept their request F/A/R them as well... Please also PM me so I don't miss making your tag !!♥ Jimette ♥ ~Rating Revolution~Pegasus Project  #7(Fantasia) TL~F.A.D.D. supporter@ fubar~katie~  *SBG* *SINNERS FAMILY*  *BAD BITCH*  *F.A.D.D.*@ fubarSt. Michael ~Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life~FADD Member~
Sumtih' To Think About
Real Life Journal
Well, the move to Fort Pierce Florida is no more.  I'm staying in Iowa, with the corn :) [[Which corn does not SERIOUSLY take over Iowa like some believe]] Anyway, I based my choice by my sincere desire to continue my education and get a degree in Health Information Technology.  After two years I will have my associates degree.  I graduated highschool a semester early because I had enough credits and I went straight to college.  My first term I was enrolled in Psychology, Composition 1, Medical Terminology and Chemistry.  I have an appointment to enroll for my Fall courses soon so I'll be sure to give ya'll a nice update :) Enough about school.  I just got back home from my hometown (where I'm moving back to) And I came home and packed everything up right away.  I'll be making the move on Sunday.  -YIKES- I will have little computer time so I'll probably be on fubar about 10-20 minutes a day IF THAT.  Yes, it really sucks but after I get a job I'm going to American (An electronics sto
To The Illiterate Men Of Fubar..
I'm sorry but I have to once again complain about some of the men here.I am not here to sexually stimulate you,get you off,talk dirty to you! I am not interested sexually in one man on this site.I have a few close friends and I show them respect as I do most people here unless otherwise given a reason not to give it to them.I am sick of people assuming they know me or assuming Im here to show you my naked pics.I am not.I would not.My pics are there because I LIKE them and I find photography to be an art and Im not ashamed I take nice photos.If you can't respect me enough not to put stupid and disgusting comments on my photos then kindly fuck off.I have tolerated enough.I have tolerated enough people saying it is an adult site.I'm fully aware this is a adult site hence why I show some damn cleavage.But..being an adult site does not exclude the men here from being respectful to a women and not assuming we are all the same and just want to make you fun.Honestly..most men here are gross.Th
Who I Am And What I'm Not
Doin' It On The Cell Phone
We had a record blizzard. 3 feet of snow. I love hiking 1/4 mile through hip deep snow with 50 pounds of gear because some dumbass decided to a) boil beer in the middle of a blizzard, and b) dump the water outside, thus resulting in him slipping and spilling it on him. Then his wife decided to a) try and drive the SUV through 3 feet of snow, and b) got it stuck. So I got to treat a patient in an SUV while waiting for a plow truck so we could get him to a burn center. *Sigh* some people... 72 hours, 74 unit responses, one tired fireman. Slept for 12 hours. I needed that. Might go for another 12 tonight lol. I have a feeling this is how my weeks will be going for a while now. To say life went to hell in a handbasket this week is an understatement. I've having to choose between compromising my morals for the path of least resistance and letting a minor evil go unpunished, or making a mountain out of a molehill, which is the technically "right" thing to do, but which will screw me royally
A New Way To Look At A Deck Of Cards
I'm need just one rate for you to win a Cherry Bomb/Auto . PlS while you are there add the host and let her know I sent ya we also get pts for that. For everyone that give me the one rate I'll rate 50 of your pic back that's right 50 for your one little rate you'll get 50 pic rated back. PLS Let me know you rated if you F/R/A add the host and let her know I sent ya I'll rate 150 pic of your pic . CLICK Pic Below to find link : Thanks to ya'll Rock , Unabear Make your own Glitter Graphics Here is a new way to look at a deck of cards!! Please do not delete! You will be glad you didn't. Deck of Cards It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why
Starting Another Auction..
Starting up another auction.. This one will start Friday May 1st.. It will end the following friday.  Entry fee 55k Starting bid 100k  if u are interested then just post a comment here and I will get back to u when its time to get what you are offering, your pic you will use and the fee.. Please just leave one comment.. Thanks.. Poker Princess..   Im offering every person that is signed up to the auction (fee paid, pic and offer sent to me) a 1 credit bling for every 5 ppl you refer (max 3 credits).. but whoever you refer has to have their fee, pic and offer in as well.. as well as them telling me that they were sent by you.. This offer will go on till further notice.. hurry up and start inviting :)   **also every person u refer gets ur name in a draw for a pimpout a day for a week..
Taurus Astrology April 20 - May 20 Taurus Strength Keywords: - Dependable - Persistent - Loyal - Patient - Generous Taurus Weakness Keywords: - Stubborn - Laziness - Possessive - Materialistic - Self-indulging Taurus and Independence: Taurus is not the one who ventures out into the unknown and leads the way, Taurus is the one that will follow the leader and strengthen and build upon the discovered, in other words they are the one that will "dot the I's and cross the T's". This perseverance is given to them by their stubborn streak. Taurus stubborn streak is what gives their independence. They like to do things their way. They are perfectly fine on being alone, this way things get done they way they want them to be done. Taurus is not a follower, but they are not the brave one either. Taurus is perfectly independent. With their perseverance, they get things done and can do quite well for themselves. Taurus and Friendship: A Taurus is an excellent friend. Taurus has few close fr
Birthday Trains - Sign Up
In the next few weeks, 4 of the most wonderful men on fubar will be having birthdays... In their honor, I will be running trains in hopes of helping them get closer to leveling... Sign up now for any or all of them... Just leave me a blog comment to sign up. I have my comments set for approval by owner so I don't miss my profile comments... So, just because you don't see your comment immediately, doesn't mean it isn't there... Private message me if you like... Jan 6 - Johnny Riggs, my best friend and owner (2.8 million points to Disciple) He will be hosting a Happy Hour on January 6 @ 6pm Fu-Time... Auto 11s will run all day as well... Come spank him hard... Jan 9 - Syrano, my R/L hubby NO TRAIN... He made Fu-Pimp... And wants to stay there for a while... But stop by and wish him a happy birthday if you like... Jan 13 - GnbRebel - a very dear friend (3.8 million points to Disciple) He will be running an Auto 11!!! Jan. 15 - Willie - a good
What I Want
This is one of those chain emails but I don't care if a million people repost it. I don't believe in that bs but I DO know this is what I want in a guy!!And to the nice guys out there I APPRECIATE YOU!!To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she g
i kinda find it sad that anyone would be so indecisive as to NEED help from random strangers... but apparently they do.... what's mind boggling is the fact that most mummers even the self proclaimed bitches and assholes actually think they are doing people a favor giving them their advice(even while making them wanna cry... they are"helping them see") i actually don't understand the logic behind it all... i mean i have always mummed cause i found it entertaining nothing more... but to come here day after day thinking you're helping people i have to ask.... did people watch to much dr.phill and operah fuck even ricky lake.... do they think they are jerry springer giving advice at the end of a show? what motivates a mummer to actually try? does hearing other peoples problems make make them feel better about their sad existance? are they just lonely on the inside and need a fucking hug? or do they think they are proving themselves useful... or even worthy... http://www.efukt
(over) Rate For Chance To Win 3 Mill.
Contest for 3 million fubucks is here. In order to enter you must rate every one of my pictures except the NSFW albums. YOU MUST COMMENT ON THE LAST PIC OF EVERY FOLDER "folder rated for entry".  If you do not do so you will not be entered in the drawing. Every person to rate all of my albums except NSFW will be entered in the drawing for 3 million fubucks. You have between now (5/20) and Sun. May 31 to finish my page. YOU MUST FINISH TO ENTER. YOU MUST COMMENT AT THE END OF EACH FOLDER TO ENTER.  Once you are done with my page, you must Private Message me (NO SHOUT BOX MESSAGES) saying you rated all pics for entry in 3 million fubucks drawing.  I will be checking each folder you comment on to make sure rates were completed. On Wed. June 3 i will pick out the winning name and 3 million fubucks will be awarded. Good luck to all and enjoy leveling on my page! If you finish my page and do not want to enter you may Private Message me saying you want 500,000 fubucks.  If so you will not be
"solace Seekers"
        "So I think we should start a new trend on Fubar. All of the really nice people who dont want to be perved and want a true friend should come say hi, add me and lets be a community of friends we can be proud of and find solace in. Lets make each other smile"  This was my status one day and i had an amazing response from both men and women who thought this would be a great idea to have here in fubar. It quickly went from a status, to an idea, followed by concept, and into the creation of the "Solace Seekers". The idea is simple, a group of people that can be trusted to chat with, vent, and help everyone inside of the group to level and be free of drama, perversion, fu whoring, and help create smiles on an other wise bad day.   The rules are simple as well; 1) Have an approved salute 2) Anyone caught fu whoring or perving will be blocked by all in the group    a) fu whoring is described as offering nsfw
Bomb Or Auto Auction
I did this before...can't recall who gave me the idea for it, I think it stemmed from Iced Earth first. Anywho... Ask me a question, any question. I'll answer it truthfully and ask you a can get quite amusing. Thoughtful questions, humorous questions, technical questions..anything. Something you have always wondered about me, something you want a true answer to but never thought I would answer honestly, something that has nothing to do with me that you have always been curious about...anything. Shoot away. My results! The Test!! Don't worry, it opens in a new window You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? None 2. Your significant other? None 3. Your hair? Brown 4. Your mother?
For Ladies Do It Or Not
Many women still feel timid about expressing their sexuality with there partner,showing him how much they desire him, or asking for sex from him before he asks for it.When you aren´t afraid to show your desire to the man in your life,it makes him feel safer sharing his desire with you. Remember:Men hate rejection!position of bieng the one to be rejected.So your partner will feel very grateful to you if he knows you are willing to take thesame risk of being sexually aggresive that he is. Solution 1.DON`T TOTALLY REJECT YOUR PARTNER´S SEXUAL ADVANCES.Before you get outraged,i´m NOT saying you should always say yes when your man want sex.I am suggesting that you learn to understand the particular vulnerability a man has in offering himself to you,and that you receive him in some way. *DO SAY:2honey ;"I´m kind of tired right now,but I´d love to hold you close for a while.Why dont we lie down together,and see how we feel in a little bit?" *DO SAY:"I love you,andI´d
Well the other blog was a blast and I just wanted to thank everyone for joining in and playing :D   But it got me thinking... why do you or don't you post NSFW pics?   I go back and forth on posting them.  It depends on how well I can control the pics and if I trust the people in the blog.  Also I won't post anymore nsfw pics that show my face after having been burned before. So what about you..... After a private convo with someone today it got me to thinking.  I know, me thinking is a novel thing, lol.  How well do we really make an effort to get to know people on here? Do we allow others to get to know us?  Why does it seem like that people either share their whole life story or they give nothing away? How do we find a happy medium? I have pretty much closed my page down.  I am bored and disappointed with fubar so it is time for a break.  The point whoring, the ignorant assholes. the drama, and the bitchiness no longer make this fun for me.    I will check in to clear messa
F Word
Help me find my way through the maze of fubar folks. I need your nominations for hot women! I also need some nominations for amazing men in service. If they are serving in Iraq I want to know! There are thousands of great people on this me find the ones I'm looking for. Thanks! Alrighty folks...I want your input again. More lovely and witty ladies for confessions (they need to have clear, good photos) and people in service for the 'we salute you' (this includes, firemen, policemen, etc.) Also, let me know what you think about the FWord and what you would like to see change. We need your opinions for FuApproved. Bring 'em! Sooo it's that time again...where I beg you to give me input for the F Word What did you think? What kind of questions would you like to hear answered? Most importantly...ideas for the next fuFacts. One more addition...who has seen a good movie lately? Send me your short reviews. So come on, tell me you
One Word
Random Writing And Pages From Me Book
A light breeze picked up a strand of her hair and blew it across her beautiful alabaster skin . Her blue green eyes caught the moonlight glistening rivaling the stars themselves. One lone tear slid down her cheek as she thought of the love that she had longed for. So long had she been searching that the vision had become blurred in her mind till now. "Kelim why after all this time have you come to me? I was happy in my haze. But now you have come to me re-instilling hope and giving nothing but old pains anew. Why do you haunt me so" A dark figure slowly imurged from the forest as if born from the tree's themselves, flanked by two hounds, huge lumbering beasts born from the nightmares of children. The figure glided closer running his hands through the thick coarse hair of his companions.His hair and cloak flowed in an non existant wind, as a ghost trapped in his own reality. "Does it pain you so to look opon my face maiden? Would you prefer that I left you to yo
Fillout And Send Back.
Answer these so I know how much you know and care 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish i was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in 3 words: 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think i'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. Do you
Where Is This Person???
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to abo
~get To Know Me~
Be what you say and say what you mean..don't come at me with "you're hot" or "mmmmm sexy" or "wanna have skype sex"...the answer is NO...take the time...say hello.....get to know ME...the things I like/dislike...what I believe in...what I value in life...find out what makes a a door for me...tell me how you feel....don't be afraid to let your friends know how much you care about me...if you like me, don't talk to a hundred other girls...make me feel like I'm one in a million....push the hair back from my face...gently touch my face...look into my eyes when you talk to me...cuddle with me without expecting anything else to happen....tell me I'm beautiful even when my hair is a mess and I have no make up on...don't just say a bunch of words that I want to hear...tell me the truth ALWAYS even if you know it will hurt me...always have my back...make me little things for me because the little things mean so much more.
On My Mind...
Another long day at the shop, had alot of business today though which is good. Most of the day though i was thinking about what has happened to me in the past few months. I called home to talk to my father, he was telling me how my whole family is saying its MY fault everything turned out the way it did. How its my fault im trying to figure out. Things happen for a reason i guess, the only thing i can think of is that soon something good will happen. Im just hoping its soon because i cant take much more of the low and bad. I just have to get on with my life and keep my head held high....easier said then done. I still have my bad days where i just cry and wish everything would end so i didnt have to deal with it. But like i said...things happen for a reason...why i still dont know. I just want to be happy, and have a place of my own again. Is being happy so much to ask for? thats all i want. im happy with certain things but other things i would like to change. I hope someone understands
Break Up
after 6 years you'd think you know a person. turns out he was just using me. i dont think he really loved me. and now his kids are gonna grow up with out their father. if he can cheat lie and just walk out on us then why would i let him near my kids. the problem is i hate that i love him. but its getting nasty now and it hurts more each day. i hate feeling this way. all i do is cry when no one can see and im cant eat. why would some one do this when i have stood by him through a whole lot of shit so he can just walk away to go play? i hate what he has done to kids. my 4 yr old is acting out so bad.
Insane Say I
Creeping like seeping sewage through my brain, I am in danger of the fall into the shadow call that has left reticulated scars of my sin etched for all to see upon my skin. Never the victor, never to win. Yet I must refrain from the distain of my insane self and I sit in feign acceptence again and again through the passage of the days. Here laughing, screaming, yelling, foretelling of troubling times when dancing llamas eat cobalt limes. Ignore the rhymes of the demon spider monkey as he coughs and chokes after numerous tokes from a pipe shaped like a gun. 'Ooo' I say what fun, pull the trigger and run to the embrace of a bosum. Bewildering bracers of bronze being brandished by a bellowing, brash barbarian
As many of you know my life has been pretty fucked up this year. I lost my girlfriend who meant the world to me, my life was planned with her. I lost my job. I started taking care of my mom. All and all my mental health has been at just about its lowest in as long as I can remember. I'm depressed, I'm angry, I'm ready to call it quits. but I can't. Not because of my kids, or my mom, or anyone else that has no faith in me anyways, I can't cause its not in my nature. I'm sick of my anger. I'm tired of feeling sorry for myself. I done with other people having any major influence in my life, or how I live it. Do my mom and my kids drive me crazy? yeah. Did Erin really fuck me up when she fucked me over? yeah. Am I going to have a hard time trusting women again? Hell yeah (you all do suck) but I'm done having that control me. So my life hasn't gone to my plan. So fuckin what. I've got my friends. I'm more dedicated to living life than I was last year. I'm goin to have some fun now. New frie
Looking for that last good man dont bother me if your not. Kiss
Greek Goddess
Days go by. Rain falls. Thunder rolls and Lightning flashes.  Storms abound both outside and in .. There are all kinds of storms. Resolve to weather them no matter what the cost or take the very real chance of the loss of something or someone precious and irreplacable. A question of faith, a question of trust. Find shelter! Guard your heart? Open to the elements and take your chances?  Leave behind all that fear and pain and accept that you must wait and hope. Do you have the strength to endure? Is the prize worth the cost to your soul or is it your very soul you fight for? Lifetimes have passed and will again. But this is the one that matters. This Storm must be weathered!! The heart wants what the heart wants.. there is no question Its a heartache,. the waiting is a  heartache.. This Storm will not Break it..resolved, in hope and trust. Forever and a Day. I am only half Greek..but it's the best half of I love unconditionally. I forgive with all my heart..I never Hate anyone.
Princess Prissy Pants's Blogs...
  I got tagged by: ((President of the B-list))Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.1. I'm a 36yrs old Mother of 2 children Wesley is 10 Wriley is 6. 2. I love spending time with My Family & Friends 3. I love all types of is the best. 4. I am a total smart ass.. I love being a jokester.. 5. I may look all sweet & innocent  but...Im not..hehehe 6. I am a big flirt..7. I am a obsessive compulsive clean I guess thats why I am a Housekeeper 8. I am a nice person till U piss Me off then God Help U.. 9. I have walls built up around Me & Only the people I truly trust are allowed 2 enter..10. I am the type of girl that when I like U I like U alot.. When I fall I
You Know Youre Old Skool Fu..... If you can remember only being able to rate a profile ONCE in a lifetime Making it to the rank of Godfather was a big deal If you remember leveling groups If you competed in contests with the prize being a Big Pimpin Gift If you use to win spotlight every couple weeks with a bid of 32,000 fubucks. If you remember Sporks You remember big nasty dimple ass pics being OK to run as default If you said to yourself... "Yeah RIGHT!" when 1 credit blings came out If you ever comment bombed If you can remember JD being a chick ;) If you couldnt use a credit card on here if you wanted to. If you remember only being able to rate a pic once in a lifetime VIP? WTF is that? If you actually spent most of your time on here rating pix You paid attention to Bulletins If shouts were shitty... Oh no, that hasnt changed. Sorry If you use to trade stash rates If you can remember WTF a stash is When Happy Hours wer
Froidspeak: Fubar Observations
Ok. Here's the deal. I have removed from my "family" those who have solicited bling from me and those who are jealous of who I bling. Anybody else has actually talked to me, seemed like they really want to know me and seem really interested. I am always looking for REAL which in my terms is: 1. Those who don't take life too seriously who realize there is enough problems with life as it is and just want to have fun. 2. Those who don't "hint" that they want something. 3. Those whom I easily connect with. 4. The few Old Souls here. 5. Those who are not envious over a stupid website. The rest I really don't think we will connect. I make NO promises from Iraq. If I lose anyone it's your loss because you did not see far enough into me. I would bling people because I can't rate pics. When I have real internet again I will level people the old fashioned way I might have lost a good friend after some other "friend" told her I was talking about her to her.
So I love fubar and rating and playing games on here It has been my addiction to gaming. And theres things in here that I do that I get criticized for..ripping pics(because I wont get full points) I enjoy giving credit to those who deserve it. I mumm (some of the mummers omg really you guys are so bad, so much anger in a person should really be focused to some kind of therapy and some of them the biggest whinners damn). The loungers  (drama thats it ppl that like drama! ) Bloggers are cool and the ones just on here to chat in SB some of you are cool too. Recently this NSFW has caused an uproar in the Fubar society. Online is a place where I can be myself and release energy because society has forced me to conform to obtain employment. What does that mean that means I have to dress covered up and be professional because I am what I am I work for the state and I attending a University to obtain my Masters (read profile). It sucks because society has a hard time focusing on my brains bec
The Playground Staff List Owner Addictive~Owner & Cam Fool @ The Playground~Club Far~Shadow Levelers@ fubar Management DJ Army Medic~ Head of Coding/Graphics @ The Playground, Jager Bomber Officer@ fubar DJ SPINDLES Fu engaged to Txcutie2601 "HEAD DJ / DJ MANAGER @ The Playground member of Fu Luv@ fubar ~Whiskey Girl~Fu-Owned By ?Tappinit? Asst. Head DJ and Head Of Graphics @ The PlayGround@ fubar Txcutie2601 Fu-Engaged to DJ Spindles-Night Manager @ The Playground BCA@ fubar Jasmin` Head Bartender@The Playground~fu luv BS~Owner of Stihlman@ fubar bubbasam;enforcer@the playground@ fubar DJ_Irish_Prince D.S.C. 4 Life(Manager@ The Playground)@ fubar
65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Maine plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Maine sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Maine drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Maine have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above Zero: People in Miami all die. Mainers close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Maine get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Mainers get upset because they can't start the snowmob
The Way It Is....
i learned today. yes today. i'm not in control of what's to happen. But i am in control of what i think is right.right? Morality is a huge thing.Life seems so small to that. You do what's right and good will follow right? Not the case for me alas. I did what i thought was right with my divorce,my kids, and my life. I was aperantly so wrong. To do the right thing(in my life) was the wrong thing to do. How ironic it is to think that you're so above right and wrong?That's what i tried to do. To get my girls back to show them the way it's supposed to show them i am a good father. to try to help them in showing them that i would ALWAYS be there for them, but in doing this....i lost it all. I have two of my girls back. I want three.... am i greedy for this? I found out that you have to lose EVERYTHING to get what you really need to really NOTHING. Materialistic items= NOTHING! I try to be a good man. I do. What matters to me is my girls.....the only thing i did right i
Thank You So Much Sniggy Baby!!
My Owner Blondie ~Blondie~ Proud owner of Sniggy Baby! @ fubar I would like to take the time to introduce you my "Beautiful" owner She is as Beautiful inside as she is outside. If you have not as of yet met my owner "Blondie" please stop by to rate,fan and introduce yourself to her make a new friend with her. I Love her and you will too She is Awesome This message proudly brought to you by Sniggy Baby Sniggy Baby Founder Of "The Click Club" Proudly Owned by Blondie@ fubar (repost of original by 'Sniggy Baby Founder Of "The Click Club" Proudly Owned by Blondie' on '2008-11-05 02:10:03')
Whats Going On....
I'll tell ya what's going on lol...My kids sperm donor is a jerk and had the DSL turned off...I've been on strike at home since, and he's ready to break lol...I should be back online in the next couple weeks, I miss everyone so much...The only way I'm able to get online is when I take my son to basketball and I pick up the wifi at the local motel parking lot...I wanted you all to know why I haven't been returning comments, is cuz my time on here is very limited and when I get back online I will let ya know...Love ya my bishes, Tina
I Found Treasure At Fubar
I am a songwriter, guitar player and singer. I wrote a song a few years ago, about a man in love with a woman who is only interested in friendship... sounds like some of us here at The Fu :p I have wanted to make a video for the song but I just never had the inspiration.... until I met DeviLiSh DeSiRe (Sandra). I was captured by her beauty, and her true kindness came through even in her photos. I asked her if I could use her Image to create my video, and she was nice enough to allow me to use her beautiful image. I am posting this link to the video, which is hosted on my UTube page. If you watch the video, find the one picture that is used twice, and tell me what it is... sorry, no prize cause I haven't been around long enough to have any FuBucks to give away. But at least you can show your Luv I hope you like the video, and I hope I did justice to the Lovely Lady who trusted me to do her right.
One Step Below Transvestite!
Oh boy we all know a few like this on fubar a few dj,s a few whining sissy's and the list go's on and on and on lol
A Nice Letter Sent To Me
TJATTHEROCK There are 11 letters in your name. Those 11 letters total to 41 There are 3 vowels and 8 consonants in your name. Your number is: 5 The characteristics of #5 are: Expansiveness, visionary, adventure, the constructive use of freedom. The expression or destiny for #5: The number 5 Expression endows with the wonderful characteristic of multi-talents and versatility. You can do so many things well. The tone of the number 5 is constructive freedom, and in your drive to attain this freedom, you will likely be the master of adaptability and change. You are good at presenting ideas and knowing how to approach people to get what you want. Naturally, this gives you an edge in any sort of selling game and spells easy success when it comes to working with people in most jobs. Your popularity may lead you toward some form of entertainment or amusement. Whatever you do, you are clever, analytical, and a very quick thinker. If there is too much of the 5 energy in your make
Geting pretty sic of idiots flagging pics that have nothing wrong with them and i have LOT OF FRIENDS WHO ARE HAVING SAME PROBLEMS !!!!! Get a life cos these pics im talking about that have been flagged well if any 1 is offended by them im sorry but you should be watchin Bambie and walt Disney if this offends you cos ur Pathetic  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! absolutely pathetic !!!!!!! SO GROW UP AND GET A LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O AND BTW ya betta make sure ur pica are full of Bambie pics too :) idiots on this site make me sic i can say that much !!!!!!!!!!!!! How can any one expect to be cherry bombed when they have their profile set as PRIVATE !! HELLO I could hav bombed so many more today n yall would have got a hell of alot of points if folders were not marked PRIVATE just a thort for future ref To all i tried to bomb this morn i am sorry if it didnt work on ur page it said from my end it did but apparently alot did not recieve them. I will be putti
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Pocket 2. Your significant other? None 3. Your hair? Brown 4. Your mother? PA 5. Your father? PA 6. Your favorite thing? Music 7. Your dream last night? None 8. Your favorite drink? Windsor 9. Your dream/goal? Life 10. The room you're in? Family 11. Music? ALL 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Tired 16. Muffins? Chocoatechip 17. One of your wish list items? Peace 18. Where you grew up? PA 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? Sprots 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? Laptop 24. Your life? complicated 25. Your mood? Happy 26. Missing
i was thinking of some of the stupid shit i have done, some of it is actually funny years later i wanna hear yours and see if you people are as fucked up as i am was at an office xmas party put on by the dr`s my ex worked for at a very exclusive country club.i wanted to smoke some weed so i unlocked a door and went out on the patio and smoked 1/2 a joint. when i got done, i decided to take a piss over the railing. i get done and as i turn around tucking it back in my tux pants there is the ceo. i just looked at him and said when you gotta go you gotta go and walked by him back to party
Get It Right
i herd some roomers today lmao and that just what they are ,yes i have a lot of female friends and just as many male friends set any story straight i have only meet 1 person off of fubar .. so who ever said i meet a lot of ladies and f#@k them then go to the next your 100% wrong and as for the cheating on my who is now my X WIFE who i did not cheat on the 9+years we were together and yes she has cheated on me 1 time that i know of and has left me several other times and yes she left me for some guy from fubar(who never showed up to meet her lol) but the story is i am here for friends....if some thing more would happened with a special some 1 in r/l then so be it ... don't be jealous or hate me that i have a lot of friends and my TRUE FRIENDS have always and i know will always be there for me when i need them the most as i am there for them when they need me.... so ask before you speak BS about me
Words From My Heart
The art that flows from her pen makes the casual viewer complete and whole A smile that wakens the sleepy soul Grace and charm that lifts the heavy heart simply lovely a goddess some would assume no need to look in the heavens you can find her in the Boom Boom room. Eyes tell a story of an old soul, deep beautiful green and wise A smile more than just simple expression, the power of her smile chases all pain away, eases every agony and makes all darkness go away. To some just another lady, to others an angelic figure who makes the world a lovelier place To this one much more than any of those things She is precious much more than any man made word can describe. Her name I may never know, Her face is the only glimpse of heaven I will ever have. Crushed spirit tangled mind another day in the life Feeling the knives from those walking up from behind Hate seething from their hearts while approaching with a smile walking all through life nothing more wipe your feet
Songs And Free Styles Mc Creepshow
It was the typical San Deigo bar but to the locals it was quite obvious the people occuping the pool tables tonight were not typical at all. Each of them stood out from the rest of humanity somehow...they seemed more distant, more aware of what was going on. One of the strangers was leaning back against a wall his white messy hair dangling in front of his face in an almost gothic styled curl. He was wearing a large dirty brown duster a black t-shirt with the words fuck you on it and a pair of blue jeans. Nothing really stood out him persay just looked like another street freak during the month of October. This man was named Alex Margery and he is a monster hunter. Another of the strangers in the room looked like what one might picture of the typical retired cop. Over weight by at least sixty pounds but oddly in shape. He dressed in a very simple button down and a pair of slacks. He had a large tactical belt wrapped around his waste which had obviously seen it's time of wear and tear.
Here .....
Much love to all of my friends old + new . can't help but get pissed off at non-giving a sh-t kids . 2 of the 3 I have seem to not care about anything but thierselves . I understand more about how teens are but damn !! "Friends" don't seem to so much , ones who actually "know" my situation do . Yea , I'm kinda mad . oh well . I'll just be fake n play happy . worse off than I thought .Dr. told me so . I know this sux . alot ........... 2 of my girls just left in tears afraid MS is gonna make me die . I told em MS is NOT gonna make me die , just really sick sometimes . they hurt my heart when they cry ... Yes I've had profile b-4 . Wasn't too sure about some things figured "fuck it" , I am who I am and if u don't want to know me your loss .... I missed some people on here + was bored . What-ever , Hi ya'll I'm back
My First Auction
well for almost all of  my 1st year here on fu I was online atleast 15 hours a day. I lived in the middle of no where & the closest city has so small there really wasnt anything to do once you got there. For the last something like 3 months fubar was the last thing I was doing when I had the time. Over that time I sorted through my entire house. Between cleaning,packing,giving things away & throwing thing away. I've moved to a much bigger city with more things to do that keeps me so busy. My moving is the best thing I could of done. Well.....over this time when I put me & my life 1st I've realized that some people who were stating to be my friends got upset because this time I was so busy making my life better that I didnt have time to come on here & help level people & give all my time to certain people. I'm real sorry but I guess it was good that it worked out this way because I hate being played. I know there are afew that knew I was gone from the computer for a logic reason & when
My Auction
Thats right you heard it the Evil Vampyre is in an auction.. Come buy me.. Click here to place bid What I offer to you: under 50$ all pics rated 10... (unless vip is offered) daily comments Keep shitface sfw salute 2 pictures made by me Pimped out bully Crushed name in mine... over 50 add: #2 family 2 sfw salute bling.... (bling pack offered) yim a picture weekly over 100 add: SFW phonecall nsfw salute CLICK ANY PICS TO GET TO AUCTION AND BID ‡Evil Vampyre‡FuHubby & Property of DJ IMMORTAL‡CoOwner/DJ Manager@SILENT SCREAMS@ fubar
For People Over 30
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways, yadda - yadda - yadda . . And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today , you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter ...with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the st
Thunder On The Mountain   Thunder knocking in the distance, craters holding something on  the moonWhispers in the alleys and a show that is starting at noonClowns on the corner throwing dimes at the cups of passing patronsHot stuff that is different everywhere you look   Crying without that tears, they are long gone and so lostClinging to faith every other time,  while others walk down the lineWondering where those shadows are going to go, but they are long goneClearing in the forest and wondering how time got here   Watch that soul expand from the drops that came from that tin canPieces on a puzzle spread out on a table, a heart coming togetherFirst in line but wanting to run away not knowing what the answer says   Thunder approaching, exposing itself wideGypsies dancing in circles around some camp fire falling dizzyA guide that lies and gets everyone more lost, take a look more insideIt is always both sides not that one that is wanted   The pistols clapping and bodies slap
The swastika is an ancient religious symbol of luck and prosperity with a remarkably diverse history. Its name comes from the Sanskrit "svasti," meaning well-being. It dates back over 3,000 years, and has adorned Indian textiles, Buddhist temples, Native American clothing, and coins from the ancient Greek city of Troy. In the fifties and sixties, there were two main subcultures that mainlycontributed to the coming about of what was to be known as "skinheads". Inworking class Britain, youths who listened to the latest "modern" music ofthe day including soul, reggae, and ska, wore the sharpest, smartestclothes, and endulged in a fixation with motor scooters (vespas,lambrettas), were known as "mods".Also to be added a large portion of skinheads were  Jamaicans.So my point being white people cant even make their own hate culture.So what culture if any are these hate monger groups saying is being stolen because it seems these boneheads are doing all the theft.This non blog go's out to all t
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My Poetry. Songs
What Ever HappenedWhatever happened tooHappy small townsWith happy and healthy kidsPlaying all around?Whatever happened too A Sunday day of restWhere family and friendsBring out the best?Whatever happened tooA government you could trustThat doesn’t steal your moneyFor power and lust?Whatever happened tooDoing the “right” thingNot being deceitful Without guilt or shame?Whatever happened tooBeing a good friendListening to othersWhile being there through thick and thin?Whatever happened tooTreating animals with respectNot abandoning or killingJust loving them fully without disrespectWhatever happened too Helping the hungry eatYet the rich keep their moneyWhile people die in the streets?Whatever happened tooAcceptance of othersNot judging upon raceSex or the lifestyle of another?Whatever happened tooDeath do us partNot cheating  or tearingHappy families apart?Whatever happened tooAccepting a woman’s formbaring children while taking on the worldInstead we tell them,
Upcoming Concerts I Will Be At!!
This is for fans in the Ontario/Los Angeles area!! TXT KNOT to 50505 and have a chance to win 2 Free tickets and a Meet&Greet with members of Slipknot! Please make sure you put the venue closest to you! Slipknot with Coheed and Cambria and Trivium The Forum Inglewood, CA Sat, Mar 7, 2009 07:00 PM OR Slipknot with Coheed and Cambria and Trivium Citizens Business Bank Arena Ontario, CA Tue, Mar 10, 2009 07:00 PM PRESENTING THE ALL HOPE IS GONE WORLD TOUR FEATURING SLIPKNOT, COHEED AND CAMBRIA, AND TRIVIUM! Starting January 23rd Slipknot will be embarking on The All Hope Is Gone World Tour with support from Coheed and Cambria and labelmates, Trivium . The tour will be hitting over 30 cities with a historic stop at Madison Square Garden, the band's first show there! Corey Taylor says of the trek, "2009 is the 10 year anniversary of the world's first taste of this band. To celebrate we are coming back out with a killer tour, a couple great bands and the same fero
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"ROOSTER CRUZIN CASKET" I was running across I-40 a few years ago when I came up on one of those "Casket Haulers" out of Batesville Arkansas. We got to talking and he was telling me about all these new "Customized Caskets" you can buy now to be burried in and thats when I started thinking. I then came up with the idea of the perfect "Rooster Cruzin Casket". It's a "CHROME CASKET" that comes with "Dollies" under the front equiped with 8 small Go-Cart tires for the tandems to give it that trailer effect. The Funeral will be held at night because it comes with LED lights on the sides all the way around at the top and the bottom. It also comes with a set of "LED Break Lights" on the rear that remain on. It has a small lighted license plate that says "I'm Back-Out"!. It also comes with a "CHROME" Road King or Astatic Mic ( your choice ) that goes in one hand and "CHROME" Cell Phone for the other. There are three super charged 12 volt batteries that go down in the corner of the vault ( si
Own Me?
Here is the deal.I am in an auction and am offering quite a few things for the winning bidder.All offers depend on winning bid.The higher the bid the more rewards.(((HUGS))) and thank you.
Most of us who work can find both good and bad in our jobs and sometimes it is like that for me but then I have to remember that I do get to go to some awesome places…such as……below!! This was taken last night 01/22/09 at just before 9 pm….and there was nothing to stop me from actually walking up and touching the tower itself and this is just one of the many high powered places in London I get to go to…..I also get to go into places like…Buckingham Palace, even 10 Downing Street, yes I have been inside I guess my job is not all that bad after all…hehe
New Auction
Heres your chance to own Ponyboy0827! He's the truest friend on Fubar you could have, honest and dependable. So.. what are you waiting for? Click the picture below and BID BID BID This auction is an all type bid auction. Bids of tickers, blasts, VIP's, Bling, HH's and of course fu-bucks are all welcome. But, cash gifts outway fubuck offers. The Auction ends January 31!! So hurry and get your bid in quick.
Greatest Stories Never Told
Not really a story, no title as yet. just a brief description of a character i'm developing. William Porrige.  william grew up in an odd family the 3rd son and 4th child in a family of 7 children william was always the odd one out because he could not whistle. The remainder of his siblings and father could whistle so well that they could blow symphonic and jazz pieces together in perfect harmony and tempo. during his youth they traveled for hours by car no radio playing just whistling, which william could not take part in.  william always sees himself as odd, never his family, which most people see as very eccentric. may have willim go to college to study music and have this put him at odds with his family. i need an analogy for the whistling, need a way to see his 'life lesson' whatever that may be. Openig line: William Porrige was odd and not only because of his last name. And there he sat, stone rolled back, and an angel sat upon the floor and there in the corner lay the wrapi
PINK-HEARTBREAKER Heartbreaker lyrics I keep thinkin' bout that little sparkle in your eye Is it a light from the angels, or your devil deep inside? What about the way you say you love me all the time Are you liftin' me up to heaven, just to drop me down the line? There's a ring around my finger, But will you change your mind? And you tell me that I'm beautiful, But that could be a lie Are you a heartbreaker? Maybe you want me for the ride What if I'm fallin' for a heartbreaker? And everything is just a lie I won't be leavin' here alive I won't be leavin' here alive, no Temporary happiness is like waiting for the knife Cause I'm always watchin' for someone to show their darker side So maybe I'll sit back and just enjoy all this for now Watch it all play out, see if you really stick around But there's always this one question That keeps me up at night Are you my greatest love Or disappointment in my life? Are you a heartbreaker? Maybe you wan
Fubar Pointwise
Could anybody help me thank her (that is how you spell thank, isn't it?)  (auto 11s on..come do me hard!) I've seem some pretty repugnant things, and I can respect where a lot of people are coming from, but GeeZ O'Pete, I just saw a blast I can't believe. Somebody turn my head around, but it's my understanding this isn't supposed to be a 'dating site.' I dunno, I couldn't tell you how often I'm wrong, but this struck me. This guy just had a blast and it says what? Ladies and no men? Tell me what that means. I'm not out to hurt anybody, but I want to understand. If that were my option, I'm not sure I'd want to take it. I figure if you want a date, go to a dating site, no? Am I wrong? I don't say "No gays, please." or "No Lesbians, please" or "no bi's yada, yada, yada." I figure it's a social site and I'm not going to slam the door in anyone's face. Maybe I'm cra
Only Thing Worse Than Cheaters Is Fubar Itself Go to this blog and post your displeasure with FuBar screwing it up for everyone instead of just the cheaters
Thoughts Of A Madwoman
Dearest Benjamin,It is amazing how I can look back at those new pictures, and remember so clearly how happy I was, and how much I loved you. I was so distraught over the thought of you having to move away, but that one night... the one you asked me to marry you, I finally felt like everything was going to be okay, that we could survive it.They say Love is Blind, and it must be... because although I suspected, I never wanted to let myself see. That last night with you, on cam, typing back and forth, you forced me to see. At first, all I wanted was to stop the pain, the burning feeling in my heart, in my mind. I wanted to end it. I wanted to end me. Then, as I read your words, as my mind slowly rose from the shallow fantasy of hope and blindness, I REALIZED something. In trying to end my emotional pain, I was causing myself physical pain... AND IT HURT. Every drag of the knife, instead of bringing me closer to death, brought me more and more back to life. I was numb at first, when you le
My 8 Year Old And Her Sense Of Humor
My 8 year old daughter came home from school yesterday and announced she was now on yellow.(It's a behavior color system; green=good, yellow=so so, and red=bad)I asked her what did she do and she said I gave Curtis a Starburst. Something about this didn't seem right but she had a shit eating grin on her face I know all to well so I decided to dig a little deeper. I said you got in trouble for giving him a piece of candy? She grinned even wider and said "What had happened was, me and Carley had a Starburst wrapper and took a piece of bread from our hotdog at lunch, made it into a square shape and wrapped it inside the paper. Then we gave it to Curtis. Poor child must not have been paying attention or something because my little "angel" said he popped it in his mouth then realized it wasn't candy and went and told on her and the little girl for playing a trick on him. I was laughing so hard I was crying. I love my kids :D
Random Life And Such
My Phuck list 1. Phuck the fakes. 2. Phuck the liars 3. Phuck the haters. 4. Phuck the cheaters. 5. Phuck the pretend friends. 6. Phuck the ones who turn their backs when you make a mistake. 7. Phuck the scammers. 8. Phuck downraters.. lol 9. Phuck the abusers 10. Phuck the people who feel the need to slut their way through to get anywhere in life.
An Amazing Day
Some days you feel like a king, other days the throne. I think there is a reason you don't get paid for fun. If you did, it's called work, and that's never fun. Now I truly love my job, although it keeps me on the road constantly. I often have AMAZING days, others not so good. If I can string a few great days together, it's almost better than sex....almost. Only thing that can ruin it is if your best girl doesn't have a great day as well. Sure has the sun rises in the east, I had a couple great days. I came in the door just riding on cloud nine. I had landed a couple huge clients and was going to make quite the paycheck. Making money always makes me feel like a little kid. I sing, I dance, I talk to myself. Not sure if anyone else does this, and I pray I'm not the only one. Then it happened. My toy came in the door with a face longer than a quarter horse. She'd not been acting herself the last day or so, but any inquiry from me was met with nothing, just work st
Awake And Dreaming
I dumped my boyfriend of nine years a few weeks ago. It has been weird, because he has communicated more and been nicer since I dumped him than he has in the past two years, thanks to the fact that we still share a phone plan and just bought the crackberry curve... Actually, if you want the truth, I finalized the break-up via blackberry to blackberry messenger, a true sign of what a 21st Century Betty I am. I digress. I went to his myspace page today, and saw some girl I don't even know leave him photo comments. I didn't even have the decency to muster up any jealousy. My subconscious, on the other hand, seems to be doing that work for me. I woke up from a dream, in which my ex was marrying another woman, and when they got to the "hold their peace" part, I flew down the aisle, pleading and sobbing and making a giant scene about how I still loved him and asking him why he wouldn't marry me. Then, even more odd, the dream subdivided. In the first half, the wedding came to a halt,
A Change Of Plans
Tonight was the night. For weeks I had been planning a VERY special night. The reservations had been made, the flowers delivered, the tickets bought. Everything was perfectly set. Then they called. They, as it turned out were two of the neediest clients in the history of man kind. Don't get me wrong, I love my job. Helping my clients and making sure their families are taken care of long after they're gone, is an amazingly rewarding profession. Day in and day out meeting their needs. The joy of seeing their plans happen after they are gone from here, the look on the faces of the kids as I discuss what their parents had envisioned for their future. These people were just a pain in the ass. In my mind I could see it happen. My minds eye played out the drama. First the restaurant giving away our table to some homeless guy. The flowers bursting into flames in a sudden, but rare cosmic event reserved only for my life. The theater seats, middle row center, being crushed as
Freaking Tag!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a freak 2. I like to go to the extreme 3. I usually don't play these games, but I'm being a good sport 4. I LOVE, and I mean LOVE skydiving 5. I have a tough exterior, but I'm kinda a softie.. shhhhh don't tell 6. I'm a passionate person 7. Would love to settle down, but I'm not holding my breath 8. I like to fight, yeah, I'm a scrapper 9. Favourite drink, right now is rum and coke 10. I HATE dishonesty, and dishonest people Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag you
Blowjob Betty ?
watch the vid rate her up and no whacking off on my blogs ty u pervs never mop up after bl0wj0bBeTTy ((zodiaK leveLer))@ fubar
My Sex 411
Hey everyone I would like some help with this one. I am looking at buying a new car when I get home from Iraq and my price range is up to 36000 I have some choices I really like but I am open to suggestions. Tell me what you would pick and why preferably from this list though. Chevrolet Colorado Chevrolet Monte Carlo (if possible to find new) Chevrolet Silverado Ford Mustang Hyundai Genesis Hyundai Tiburon Mitsubishi Eclipse Mitsubishi Lancer Pontiac G5 Pontiac G6 Pontiac Solstice Saturn Astra Scion tC Yes I would love to put the Corvette and Camaro on there but I haven't been able to price the Camaro and I do believe they are both out of my price range. P.S. More to come There is this girl who happens to be an awesome friend of mine. I have dreams and fantasies about her every night at least when I'm not having nightmares about some of the crap going on here in Iraq. Can anyone tell me what they mean or what I can do about them and yes I'm referring to the nightma
Down Rater
Rated me a 1 Im at least a 2 boilermaker@ fubar Your Soul Is Connected to the SpringYou are an optimistic, eternally hopeful person. No matter how dark things get, you always see the light.You are open-minded and always up for a fresh outlook on life. You don't cling to ideas or beliefs.You are sweet hearted and have good intentions. Even though you've seen a lot in life, you remain innocent.People see you as playful and even a bit airy. You feel free to be yourself, and that's a beautiful thing.What Season is Your Soul Connected To?
Radio X Auction
I'm embracing my whorish ways..cum bid on me.. PLEASE
Special Moments
March 19th will be my 3yr anniversary here on fubar/cherrytap/lost cherry. Been here long enough to see some crazy things happen and some wierd changes made. For all of my true friends on here i'd like to thank you for helping me out when i needed it and helping me through some of the difficult times in my life. Please make sure to swing by my page in the up coming days and show some fu love! Once you make friends with me and keep in contact with me, you'll have a true friend on this site! Love to you all! P.S. when ya stop by, pimp me out, bling me and bomb me! I wanted to be oracle by my 3yr anniversary but i'll take what i can get!
My chest has a feeling, dropping Stomach, whirling I feel the adrenaline pumping through my veins A spinning feeling My mind doesn't want to accept My mind doesn't want to accept My body feels my mind and spins Whirls, whirrs, drops, cries I don't know where comfort is I just see a dark hole My mind and body fall in I don't think I'll get out My heart is skipping The cloth is pulled out from under me There's nothing I can do There's nothing I can do The quality of light around you You went away but the light Lingered in my memory And all I ever wrote And all I ever created And all I ever did Was tinged with that memory. You were the plow that broke me open and when the seeds fell in they grew because my field was ready I would have been hard unyielding ground If you hadn't broken me And the wound still produces The muse must hurt us And go away And leave the memory Then come in ephemeral visits You know its the muse When he comes and tells
Tracy's Birthday
It was Tracy's Birthday yesterday so a bunch of us got together to celebrate. I twas the usual crowd at the usual place with the addition of cake. Tracy received a similar pin to the one I got for Valentines day (see previous blog). This made me feel better because now I am not the only one with ugly jewelery. Hers is a fly but she kept calling it a bee. Jaun also made it very clear that I owed him some sort of sexual favor because I tongued his ear ring off at the Renaissance fair. This was when I was blacked out so I told him he actually owed me the sexual favor. The next stop was the Todd XXX for a new birthday toy. Tracy must be in her mid 40's and has never owned a vibrator. I stayed pretty sober because I didn't want to leave my car anywhere. That's when I saw it so clearly. Jaun's signature move. Jaun is always with us when we go out always ready for another bar or more drinks. He waits for one of us to get really trashed and then he offers his prey a ride to t
Hey There
This chick is a cvnt. She isn't joking here. And she buzzkilled Slave Princess 6 times at least just cause she's a hater. Now Fubar will allow her status, but probably NSFW this blog. Shakes head. I'm blocked of course. LOL And no i'm not asking you to visit her page, just wanted to show what kind of woman she is. 1)Neppi made it to Angel. Way to go buddy. I call him the mad bomber now. LOL 2) Ms D is getting hammered. Ask for bewb salutes. 3) The spotlight is HOT 4) Can you rate this one picture for me? thanks. 5) Sherry and Vixen crack me up CUBBY FOR FU PRESIDENT COME ON LETS GET HIM BACK FOR ALL HIS CRAZY MOVES AND OF COURSE FOR RUNNING NAKED ACROSS YOUR PAGE LETSSSSS GET SOME CRAZY GIFTS GET 100 FRIENDS TO COMMENT HIS PAGE AND GIVE HIM A GIFT ONCE YOU HAVE DONE THAT LET ME KNOW FIRST ONE TO ACCOMPLISH THIS GETS A FREE HAPPY HOUR FROM ME...SHERRYLICIOUS..MMMMMM ~Cubby~@ fubar
The State Of Massachusetts
You know you’re from Massachusetts if: You know what a pocketbook is You call them what they really are “sneakers” (not “tennies”) You think if someone is nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town The public transportation system is known as the "T" and you'd rather drive in bumper to bumper traffic for 4 hours to get to Boston than be caught dead on the "Orange Line" You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house and that is how you give directions If you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three different names 53 degrees is "on the warm side" You've walked to Brigham's for an ice cream cone "to go" in the snow You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress imitate the "Boston Accent" on TV You call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies" A water fountain is called a bubbler. Say it "bubbla". You can go from one side of town to the other in less than fifte
Pot Of Gold Auction
Picnic Island
The choice came down to two parks. One to the north and one to the south. The review on the internet said the one to the north had over 500 dog visitors a day , "hopefully with their owners too" har har har. The one to the south was closer and on the water. I like the water. I would like someone who liked the water. There would be less traffic if I went south. Picnic Island it is. I went a round about way to get there, stopping at the CVS. I bought a bottled water and wind shield wiper fluid. My car is dirty we're in a 3 year drought. It was cloudy and sort of drizzling. My wipers were turning the sparse rain and dirt into mud on my wind shield. This was a necessary stop, I wasn't stalling. Well kinda, I was. Destiny is a hard thing to face. I was sort of familiar with this area. I sold real estate here. Just never that far south and I hadn't been down here in a while. Why would I? There had never been prophecies to follow. It had changed. The luxury, waterfront development was
Spotlight Contest
Somethings That Haver Touched My Heart
God's Cake   This is about the best thing I've ever read as an explanation.  We all wonder many many many times over WHY? Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Here is a wonderful explanation! A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong, she's failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with
11+bomb Auction Starts 5/1
I Love My Peoples =d
Okay since I can't fit everyone in my status I wanted to say thank you to you guys on here I love each of you. I love you Sweet and thank you sooo much :) Krista thank you soooo much that was really awesome of you Shay you're way too nice to me :P I'm not worth that much money! but I love it! hehehe
Spoiled And Pimped By Spicy
Come pick your flavor of the month... We have plenty to choose from.. The flavor of the month auction is now open so come get bid in... If you would like to join the auction, you can still do so. PM me with your photo link and what you are offering. Also there is a 50k entry fee. Take a peek at the contestants below.. :)
I don't know y i like 2 use this word awesome maybe because i like 2 meet really awesome ppl,or b cuz i'm especially awesome! maybe it's cuz i live in the awesomeness of my own mind. or because i'm wishing sum really awesome ppl will rate this blog a 10 ty 4 reading my stupidly kool extradinary awesome blog.
And My Heart Swells With Love
IMMORTAL BELOVEDThe First Letter   July 6, in the morningMy angel, my all, my very self - Only a few words today and at that with pencil (with yours) - Not till tomorrow will my lodgings be definitely determined upon - what a useless waste of time - Why this deep sorrow when necessity speaks - can our love endure except through sacrifices, through not demanding everything from one another; can you change the fact that you are not wholly mine, I not wholly thine - Oh God, look out into the beauties of nature and comfort your heart with that which must be - Love demands everything and that very justly - thus it is to me with you, and to your with me. But you forget so easily that I must live for me and for you; if we were wholly united you would feel the pain of it as little as I - My journey was a fearful one; I did not reach here until 4 o'clock yesterday morning. Lacking horses the post-coach chose another route, but what an awful one; at the stage before the last I was warned not to
Is Dec 8th/2009. Is Tuesday. Is post to snow. IS the day I get to stand up to a monster and punish him for all the days he had me scared,made me think less of myself,made me think I was a horrible mother and a worthless human being altogther,for abusing me both mentally and physically.ALso for stealing my car. Is a day I have been excited for but yet dreaded for the past year an a half. Is the begining of (well hopfully) non restless sleeps. Is the first day of the rest of my life.   I thank all the ones that for the past year(or well Robyn) that has been my sholder,my rock and inspiration to not fold under pressure thru out this whole ordeal. I feel like I will be breaking my oldest heart..because no matter what has happend between his father and I(he was never much of a anything to my youngest son) he has always looked up to him and I know will miss him greatly. I just pray he will grow to understand. I feel like throwing up just writing this out.   whatever.
julys auction will be held on july 16-july 23. the auction will run for 1 week and cost 5,000 fubux to enter. because of me loosing my V.I.P ill be hosting the auction on my fufamily account. it will be on RENEGADE REBELS OF FUBAR. i will come and invite everyone who has entered allready to that account. anyone else that enters ill add yall as u enter.
Thong Thursday!
I declare today Thong Thursday to support my dear friend Seamus. He has long worn a thong every Thursday and is in need of some support. He wishes he had the courage to be waxed by Helga, but hes scared that the amount of hair he has will be so painful to remove that he will be crying for weeks. So to help him find the courage I ask you to place a picture of Seamus in a thong in your default. He will know were behind him 100% Thank you for your suport Wicked & Big Tom (mostly Big Tom)
My Angel
Things happen for a reason in life. Bad things happen. You may feel like your life is crashing down around you and your drowning in the cataclismic events that life has thrown at you. Don't give up hope. There are Angels out there and they will find you when you least expect it but when you most need them..whether you know it or not. I know how it feels to be drowning in life. When I thought things couldn't get a worse..they did. I thought my life was help. That's when my Angel walked in...he was dressed in blue and wearing a badge. He gave me the worst news you could possibly imagine Sunday..then told me Happy Mother's Day as I sat crying on my front porch...going out of my mind. He told me he didn't say it to be mean but Iwas going to recieve the greatest gift a mother could ever get in her life....a second chance with her children. A chance to make things right again and be a family. In the short time this Angel has been in my life he has shown me there is bri
To My Baby Girl
HAPPY 19th birthday today August 21st 2009 Today it is : 19 years since you looked into my eyes for the first time 19 years since I got to hold you for the first time 19 years since I smelled you the first time 19 yesrs since I fell COMPLETELY in love with you You are MY Princess!! The baby in the family. You ask for so little and get so much.  All that meets you fall in love with you .  Who you are and how you are.  Your personality is the BIGGEST and the most outspoken.  You love with no boundries. You dislike the same way :) You are caring - loving - outspoken - loud i a good and bad way  You laugh so tears run down your face and you ALWAYS get the hickups when you do.  You are passionate - you have room for all in your heart. You are the smallest but the biggest! And guess what!?!?!   I LOVE you to DEATH! The day you were born the sun was shining - and guess what?  Its back today!  After the storm the beauty was born - you my Sweetest Princess! I was sitting outside
Everyone's Auction
I am doing auction for everyone this time... You will pick who your owner is.You say when it ends. there is no time limit on it. There is a 50k entery fee but the bids start out at 100k and go up from there. So if you would like to be in it let me know and i will put you there. I have great friends and family that like to bid on people and with yours it should go up there. There will be a pic up of me so you can look at and get some ideas of what to give the highest bidder remember of your choice. you can refuss any bid by letting me know. That pic will be in the auction for everyone folder. So let me know if you would like to be in it. Thank you and God bless our troops
Mouth Decay
this cannot happen. how can this be?this doesn't happen. Not to people like me!How could I lose it? When did it end?Can I start over..can I try this...again?it didnt come with instructions, or a little notenot on the net or even a how-to to quote.Do I work too much? maybe work more.Tell me how to tend this wound... this open sore.maybe I'm broken with no hope for a cure.then why do I stay here what the catch? whats the lure?Oh God push either way off the the cliff or to soft groundAnythings better than gagged and boundtossed in the dark with a blindfold of hopeor denial, just a way to cope.Either way I am tired, my reservses are gonebut God knows this, He provides strength..will give me my song"So get up Damn You! Youll never understandThat as long as I have your hand You will be stronger. You will prevail!"Cause it's not about me, I just tell the taleof a weak man who pushed on to give reasonto the next one who goes through this season.I am well with that. Has anyone tried to get a mo
Runes Writ In Red
And thus, eyes black with grief, We hailed the void, uneasy with relief. Glad we were, on the brink of madness, Accustomed  to pain, emboldened by sadness.   She held my heart, in her hands, And her reward was to bleed out, upon stranger sands. Those who love me, I stop their breath, For in my heart lies frozen death.   With not a whimper, nor a sigh, Did trust in me, and thus they die. So now I hail unto the void, What peace I had, evermore destroyed. And that's just wot this is too, gentle reader, lol.This, is to distinguish between my rants(other blog set) and the attempts to hone again the blade of words.It is what it is.No political rants, no "State of the Union Adress" here.Just me, you, and words.Call it rehab for hack writers if ya will, lol.Gas tank's full, and I have no idea where I'm going, but there's room in the back if ya wanna ride with me.Just be warned, this machine's not always easy ta steer.But if it were, why that'd take all the fun out yes? Stripped cl
Drama.. Omg
For those of you who know me. I wont get personal, ok well all that much personal.   But over the last few weeks and all I have been dealing with some MAJOR drama on here.   A friend of mine ( or so i thought). Her man was coming on to me big time. And was asking me to come to STL and have sex with him before he met up with her for the first time. He also stated that he would pay for me to come out there for a weekend.  I tell this friend of mine, she was said this... Oh i knew he was like this.. and i should had never trusted him. blah blah blah. And how she was gonna play him for the fool he is. and all that other freaking bull.   Turns out, she desided to believe him, and stay with him, which is her choice, might i add. But I woke up this morning to being blocked by her and a few other people, because, her fu-hubby didnt want her talking to me anymore..   I HATE DRAMA, and I dont care if you block me. But I would like a reason why you block me when you do.
My Drug Of Choice
I have never considered myself an addictive personality.  I started acting a fool while drinking so I quit.  No big deal.  Yeah I started up again a couple of years later, but its not like I ever really NEED alcohol.  Same deal with smoking.  Casual smoker at best.  When I got a gnarly resperatory infection, I just quit.  Now its becoming painfully clear that I am literally addicted to sex.  I realized the last time I did it that my entire personality changed after.  It wasn't just the release of endorphins and whatnot.  I slept well for the first time in days.  Finally felt like eating.  Suddenly the world was right on its axis.  In general this probably wouldn't be a problem.  The fact that I'm not in a safe, stable, secure relationship with someone who wants sex all the time is a problem.  And the fact that self-inflicted orgasms do not have the same effect is an issue as well.  I realize that putting so much value on something I have to get from someone else is the unhealthiest
The Baddest Babe On Fubar!!
{{MeL}}">@ fubar            BOMBING Do's And Dont's 1.  Read and Respect the Bombers Status! 2.  If you are not runnig 11's and Bombers is callin for 11's! And you arent Running Auto's Especially if you dont Know the Bomber DO NOT Disrespect the BOMBER or Yourself by Begging! It will get you no where! Do youself the favor!  R/F/Add the Bomber way before they Bombing! Then Rate all Pics and Stash. Talk to the Bomber and get to Know the Bomber! You know have a huge chance at getting bombed! 3. Now for you People That dont Know the Bomber But are Running Auto's! Read Bombers Status First and respect it! If Bomber is calling for auto's, Go directly to your Bomb Folder Right clickof your and copy or save link location for That Folder then go Directly to Bomber's S/b! Hit Bombers s/b Once and Once only! If Bomber doesnt Bomb you your link is bad! Dont get pissed! Go to plan B, Go to bar tab of tha Bomber and start rating Bombers pics! O
Labels can be Dangerous, when someone labels another person. It may be that when a person does this they feel that way about themselves down deep inside. Is there any other reason to why they choose to project their issues on another. if one doesn't know how to handle this it can be devastating and damaging to them not only emotionally and mentally it can hurt them with their self esteem. What kind of character does a person truly have and how does this reflect the relationship they have with themselves? The reality is the only way to take a label or comment whether it's negative or positive is to say Thank you! Each person decides how to take it and it solely depends on their relationship with themselves. Sometimes when we fail we learn and sometimes we don't. Some of the greatest and most amazing people throughout history failed many times until they accomplished what they set out to do in the first place. We are always learning and always have constant and never ending improvement i
Victory Not Vengeance
this song and its lyrics are for those that have been through recovery and are succeeding, and for those that fell and relapsed....Thank you, Trent Reznor for writing this song, and thank you, God, for giving him the means to write it.     I hurt myself todayto see if I still feelI focus on the painthe only thing that's realthe needle tears a holethe old familiar stingtry to kill it all awaybut I remember everything What have I become, my sweetest friend?everyone I know goes away in the endand You can have it allmy empire of dirtBut I will let you downI will make you hurt I wear this crown of shitupon my liar's chairFull of broken thoughtsthat I could not repairbeneathe the stains of timethe feelings disappearand you are someone elseand I am still right hereWhat have I become, my sweetest friend?Everyone I know goes away in the endAnd You can have it allMy empire of dirtBut I will let you downI will make you hurtIf I could start againA million miles awayI will keep myselfI will fi
Random Facts About Rae!
‎23 Very Funny ADULT TRUTHS ****** 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. ... ... 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray
Do You Want A Bomb Or An Auto 11 Bling?
ITS A RAFFLE...TICKETS SALES STOP TONIGHT AT 6PM chances to win......HIT THE LINK IN MY BLOG LIST TO THE LEFT for the info....sorry this is kind of a pain.....BUT!!!!       ..IT SAYS...       "DO YOU WANT A BOMB OR AN AUTO 11 BLING?"  
Posing For Playboy!!
  Trying To Get Off Fu-Welfare & Fu'd Stamps...So I entered An AUCTION. Bid High & Bid Often PLEASE  
Omg No!
FREEZIES BABY MOMMAS! ok SO i thought this would be interesting to do lol WHo wants to Be My Baby Momma?? - there can be more then 1 lol not just any1 can b my baby momma - it requires a salute to me :D in return when i bomb - u have more of a chance at me bombing u then others - bling and so forth (hence child support lmao) So what it is? Who wants to be a Freezie Pop Baby Momma? u may also put it in Your name if u want :P lmao MY BABY MOMMAS! 1. RONPOWERS 2.  
Need A Fu-slave??
i am selling myself! sb or comment this blog.     1000 11's tons of comments will keep u shitfaced big pimping gifts will add u to family link u to profile add 5 friends to my profile 3 pimpouts yim if wanted and will make a u a salute     if bid goes over 6 mil will give u a sfw cam show and and 15 min sfw phone call a cash bid gets whatever 4 want if there is one ends 6 pm est sunday
"This was sent to me and it touched me so much I wanted to share it with you Woman and a Fork There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live.. So as she was getting her things 'in order,' she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes.She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. 'There's one more thing,' she said excitedly. 'What's that?' came the Pastor's reply. 'This is very important,' the young woman continued. 'I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand.' The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. That surprises you, doesn't it?' the young woman asked. 'Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request,'
Where Were U 9-11-01?
Today is the Anniversary of 9-11, although its been 8 years since that day i can still remember what i was doing and where i was when it happend.                 I would like everyone that reads this blog to leave a comment on where they were and what they were doing when the Towers fell. What were your feelings? I know that even 8 years later i still fell the sorrow and lost for those who gave there lives and the innocent that lost theres. Let us not forget the fallen.God Bless America.
Fu Daddy
I decided to do my own auction so for this next week u have the chance to bid on being my fu daddy for a month.... You must be saying to yourself what the heck do I get for being a fu daddy well here it is..   1. F/r/a   2. to be in my fam for a month   3. sexy salute sfw   4. 20 11's  a day   5. will rate ur stash all of it   6. will get 7 pimp outs during the month   7. Keep u fu drunk daily   8. Your name in mine as my fu daddy   Pending on high the bids get will add a ticker, make u my crush for the month, make it 3 pimp outs a week and talk to u on cam for a bit ( no cyber sex though)   Whoever bids the highest in this next week weather it's fu bucks or real life money gifts will be my fu daddy....xo pls place bids here.... P.S FU MAMA'S CAN PARTAKE TOO :s
Sooo...I have a very good friend on here and we had these nicknames. Emphasis on the HAD. She calls me hoeface :) which turns out isn't so bad, its a term of endearment (mind u a lil twisted but eh, thats me). I USED to call her hoebag...until...I looked up the meaning for that and nearly pee'd my pants laughing so hard.... The definition... Hoebag- A person {preferrably a woman} who "gets around." Some one who is such a hoe that their vagina has been stretched to such an extent that it can be used as a bag to carry things such as: mail, yoga balls, ipods, crayons, ect. ect... So, yea...I love my friend and will never get the image of her keeping crayons in her vagina outta my matter how hard I try ♥
Air Biscuits
The widow of the former Head of State of a small African nation has expressed surprise at the lack of interest from the numerous people she has emailed offering a share of her husband’s millions. The family of the late King of Fakumba, have apparently sent ‘dozens’ of emails to suitable ‘good and responsible’ people across the UK offering them a share of the fortune, in return for a mere £2500. But as of yet, there has been no response. Queen Echinacea and her daughter the Princess Jasmine are now concerned that people suspect the offer is too good to be true. ‘It is very strange, maybe people are unaware of the Kingdom of Fakumba, as we admittedly are a very small nation,’ the Queen remarked, ‘but we are easy enough to find, being north of South Africa and east of Nigeria. Despite being a very small country we are rich in oil, gas, gold, diamonds and numerous other precious stones, and it is perhaps unusual that more people aren&rsquo
The Big Fight !!!
there is nothing so inspiring to a man as a beautiful woman.  she'll make you want to charge the castle, slay the giant, leap across the parapets.  you see, its not just that a man needs a battle to fight; he needs SOMEONE to fight FOR.   don't be affraid to fight for your brothers, sons, daughters, wives and your homes.  the battle itself is never enough;  a man YEARNS for romance.  it's not enough to be a hero' its that he is a hero to SOMEONE in particular, to the woman he loves.   adam was given the wind and sea, the horse and the hawk.  but as GOD himself said, things were just not right until there was eve.   yes, there is something passionate in the heart of every man.  not every woman wants a battle to fight, but ever woman yearns to be fought FOR.   listen to the longing of a womans heart: she wants to be more than noticed - she wants to be WANTED.  she wants to be pursued !!!   pretty women endure abuse all the time.  they are pursued, but not really;  they are wanted , but o
Love Is ....
I'll be coming home just to be alone'Cause I know you're not thereAnd I know that you don't careI can hardly wait to leave this placeNo matter how hard I try you're never satisfiedThis is not a home I think I'm better off aloneYou always disappear even when you're hereThis is not my home I think I'm better off aloneHome, home, this house is not a home, homeThis house is not a homeBy the time you come home I'm already stonedYou turn off the TV and you scream at meI can hardly waitTill you get off my caseNo matter how hard I try you're never satisfiedThis is not a home I think I'm better off aloneYou always disappear even when you're hereThis is not my home I think I'm better off aloneHome, home this house is not a home, homeThis house is not a home, homeThis house is not a home, homeThis house is not a homeI'm better off aloneNo matter how hard I try, you're never satisfiedThis is not a home, I think I'm better off aloneYou always disappear even when you're ahereThis is n
Me Myself And Damncupid
ut sis in manu mea et cor meum dicite mihi, ut sciam te absconde illud in corde tuo clausum, quod timor habet animam, i volunt verba illa, et ego volo ames. Lorem sentire tangendo animam meam in altitudinem fuerit cor perforat. Cras eget nisi me vocas, quod ab omni poena
Bleed It Out
Vampyric Evil Train
      Vampyric Evil   The Rules:   1. Stop by Reapers's page, rate the Dragons folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well... Start with this one... See Reapers's folder for the "VAMPYRIC EVIL" tags. Rate all the tags in the Folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag...   2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Reapers's train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train...   3. Private me
New Only Open Blog
She wonders is she in my dreams,In my thoughts in the day.Will she ever relieze shes all,Shes all in everyway. She could be the beat of my heart,If she ever wanted to.Everytime I'd see that smile,My heart would run to you. For now on your shelf,Watching you go by.Everyday without you,My heart slowly dies. Without her smile,Some beauty hides.I know its there hidden,And longs to come outside. Does she realize about her,The main reason for her,why I care.I can't see all of her beauty,If it doesn't touch the air. Without it,she is still a dream,Well beyond my grasp.But her smile,Sweet beautiful smile,Breath,It will go with me to my last. Her stare never soften,As I looked into her eyes.The times they'd seen before,To her I would spin no lies. Her beauty and grace so impressive,Like a queen deserving of a crown.I would offer her myself,With my knee to the ground. To capture her attentionI could find no thing more rare.As I kneel,humbled by her beauty,And hypnotized by her stare.
 stunning mobile phone conversation overheard on sky train , so feisty! Morning, on board sky train Siam Center station, quite crowded, rush hour, but not unbearably jammed. A girl with long straight hair stood next to me. [She had] a bob with bangs that were slightly slanted. [She was] dressed stylishly, a bit sexy but also a bit cute. How do I put it? Black, ordinary black t-shirt, but with a large collar, inconspicuous in the front but a large portion of her back was exposed. Tan, smooth skin, jean shorts, tan legs, a pair of white sneakers, long black socks that comes up to the knees like a school girl. She didn’t have a bag, just one hand hooked onto her belt, the other holding onto a pole. Yes, yes, you all want to ask me why I observed her so closely. Her phone conversation later made me feel that she is just too interesting. Extremely interesting. I’m a girl and I feel that she has personality, what she said was extremely feisty At first, I didn’t notice he
Engaged To My Lifetime Love!
A romantic candle lit bath....and these were some of the words that I'll share....So he's kind of weird to think that 30 years ago we took baths together which makes this really which I said huh?.....then he popped the ring out of the water and said "Angie will you marry me?"  We both cried and of course I said yes.  It's like a dream.  I've loved this man my whole life.  I've never enjoyed taking care of someone so much.  I've never been so well taken care of, so loved, so complete.  I love you so much, Jason.  Thank you for giving me my fairy tale proposal.  Any other way couldn't have competed with that.  
My Craptastic Poetry
ARCANA by DAMAGODDESS I am the Fool. I am the blind, the vulnerable, the outcast.Seeking, losing, never knowing. Play me with all you are, I will follow.I am the Magician. I am the mystical, the enigmatic, the hidden.Twirling, dancing, always learning. Know me for what I am, I will not acquiesce.I am the High Priestess. I am the esoteric, the strong, the Goddess.Sharing, shining, never dying. Love me with your purist heart, I will reflect.I am the Empress. I am the noble, the detached, the Queen.Looking, waking, always persisting. Take me for all I've been, I will not relinquish . I am Arcana, the natural and the divine. I am the Emperor. I am the ruler, the tyrant, the wisdom.Leading, winning, never breaking. Want me for all I've seen, I will take.I am the Hierophant. I am the learned, the arrogant, the ascendant.Wondering, thinking, always growing. Teach me all you have heard, I will not forget.I am the Lovers. I am the desired, the yearned for, the needed.Wanting, burning, never t
Status Question Bling
Rider's Team
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Amberlys Team
What happens to the dream when the light of the early morrow appears?  Is it really gone, or does it remain hidden until your head reaches the tenderness of a pillow once more.   It’s impossible to believe that the hidden illusions of anything you could possible want have just melted away.   Melted like the frosty dew upon the grass of an early spring day. Ahh I remember this dream we sat near a lake just you and I.  We cuddled up under the blanket hand in hand.  Both eager with anticipation.  Me shivering from the soft breeze.   As the sun slowly arose from the distance I laid my head upon your shoulder as you gently placed your soft tender pink lips upon my forehead.  All the pain and suddenness of a lost you slowly slips away as I dream.  Here we are again.  Only to be lost as the beauty of another morning appears, just a glimmer. I prefer an endless slumber for my dreams have become my escape.   I’d rather remain in slumber then deal with the average of everyday.  You s
Back Alone
A vast expanse of scorched earth stretched out before the Angel with the Blackened Wings. His weapon at the ready he walked, looking for a fight. He's been here before, many times. Theres always a fight, and he usually wins, but to him the point is lost. He kicks something on the ground. He looks down, and picks up his old label. "Hero" it says, its not shining anymore. He wore it proudly once, when he was loved. He discards it now, meaningless. He looks around more and see's "husband" on the ground, or whats left of it. She smashed it well. He sifts through the pieces, and finds the last label he held. "Father". He grips it in his hand until he bleeds. The emotions run through him like a bolt of lightning. He puts the label back on, a new determination in his heart. She may have smashed one, and rendered the other meaningless, but this is something she couldnt take away. And in the distance he hears the fight, the battle rageing. The warm feeling spreading back through his broken hear
Okay I am going to start this off by saying, Your a fucking moron if you say you don't eat living things. Everything grown in a garden is liveing at one point all plants have to live to grow, duh lol. Anywoo, now I am a murder because I like to hunt. I do hunt for fun but I also eat most of what i kill and if i don't eat it someone or something dose. Not one bit of the animal gets wasted, and another thing atleast the animals i have killed has had a chance to live life. Unlike the packaged meat in your grocery store, those animals was raised to be slaughtered. And no I don't think I am better then anyone but i damn sure aint lower then lower then anyone just because i enjoy hunting. Okay well I am about done, just one more thing. If you disagree with hunting and you see some one has a hunting album on here. Don't fucking look.
My Poetry
i think my soul has cancer too & there is no medical treatment it eats away at me like a worm through an apple in these holes there is nothing just shadows of separation as for myself & i we are not on speaking terms
Mother's Day 2010
My mother's day last year was spent in the ER because of a migraine. This year my two girl's picked out my present all on their own and of course couldn't wait until tomorrow for being excited. They got me 5 of the eight pack Reese's Cup and the dvd Where the Wild Things Are. BEST MOTHER'S DAY EVER
Leveling Petition!
If any of you don't like the new rules regarding the new rules on leveling please leave comments here and maybe the powers to be on Fubar well read this in change back to the way it was. Being this is ridicules on trying to level now! LezLicious Lets get some more signatures with this so we can let the Fu Lords know how we all feel about the new leveling rules. Ladies leave comments on what you think of there new rules that might help more then rating this. Just thinking Ladies post this for your friends and family and friends as well! more people that read this more the better I think!
A Note
I am going to be gone a few days,not sure how long yet.I am not one to allow people in my private life & I dont plan on starting now.I go on Wednesday so that gives me one more day,Procedure will be done on Thursday. The only thing that will be said is that I have some health issues and I am taking the first step hopefully back to recovery.I say I will be gone a few days because I am not sure if I am able to have my laptop there or not or how long they will keep me afterwards,a day a week I just dont know anything about this. There are only maybe 3 maybe 4 people on here that know what is going on and I prefer to keep that way. So dont forget to love on me.MY RANKING is bad enough since I havent really been here,just been online without much to do with this page.Sorry about that..I know I havent been talking that much lately,but so much has been going on with all this and I am trying to get my ducks in a row Keep it real and God Bless you all.... P.S I get to see my lilman in the
Lizz Tayler
HEY GUYS BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY RADIO STATION AND PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT, TWEET ME ABOUT IT!   XOXOXOXOXOXO LIZZ TAYLER Twitter STATION LINK  YOU CAN CHAT WITH ME ON TWITTER.COM/LIZZXXXTAYLER FOLLOW ME AND WE CAN CHAT     XOXOXOXO LIZZ "Maybe so," I said, blushing again. I wrapped the towel around me, slipped on my shower shoes and headed for the shower. Once in the shower I peeked down at my reddish brown bush that had been flattened by my panties. It really gave me a thrill to think Myra thought I was pretty there. I wondered how serious she was. With Myra it is definitely hard to tell. I wondered what it would be like to kiss and lick a pussy. My first reaction was that slightly ill feeling, then I thought how depraved it would be to eat cunt. Maybe it was the choice of words in my thought, but it seemed much more feasible. But I still didn't think I wanted to do it.After I saw
So I got a gift of a Sin Collar this morning when I logged onto Fubar......I get this gift a lot from friends I frequently talk to as a joke cuz they know how head strong I am....but this time it was a RANDOM person who sent it and enclosed was this message:   "hello, i have to admit that you have a very submissive appearance to me. it seems as if you are waiting for someone who takes control. you have a sort of body language as if you are that sort of female i prefer to see with a collar around her neck instead of a necklace. and i am sure i am correct about your personality, in that case you see it as pleasure and privilege to show the needed respect by addressing me as sir when you thank me for this little gift"   For those of you who even think that I am that type of person, think twice before you try messaging or talking to me cuz here is the response you will get:   To SirAlex: hahaha boy do u have me all wrong...I am NOT a submissive woman nor would I be any mans sl
To Anyone That Has Ever Experinced Child Abuse! Mine And Also My Mothers Childhood And Adult Personal Fight!!!
      Tell me what I did to make you treat me so cheaply, What did I do to make you so angry and make you beat me, You could see I was broken up inside and you just threw me around, You left me lying dazed upon the ground. I did not dare to meet your eyes but prayed you would see what you had done, You picked me up and told me "we’d just have some fun". A lump lodged uneasily in my throat, my eyes glistening with tears, My tiny body exhausted, yet knowing the worst was near. I wanted to scream and fight you and run for the door. You broke me wore me down.. but still wanted more, incapable of movement,frozen to the core. Bit by bit ripping my dignity, You left me on the bed shaking and broken. I prayed someone would come, please let someone waken, I would lay and go to a place where when I cried for help someone would come, And where people didn't hurt people who love them "just for fun". I’d talk to my friends who’d come and rescue me from the
Who Would You Date?
If you could date anyone famous who would it be? and why? A guy went into an antique shop. he found a brass rat.. asked the clerk, how much for the rat? the clerk said $10 for the rat, $200 for the story. he said forget the story, I'll just take the rat. as he was walking down the road he noticed a rat following him, soon that rat was joined by dozens of rats and eventually hundreds and thousands of rats. the guy started to run. he ran to the sea and threw in the brass rat as far as he could throw it. the multitude of rats all jumped into the sea too and drowned. the man returned to the shop. the clerk said, soooo, you want the story now? no said the man, but do you have any brass Democrats?
My Thoughts For The Day!
Let me ask this question to the universe and to Fubar users: Why do people put a hot photograph of themselves from 16 years ago as their profile pic and then post  updated and not so flattering pics of themselves on their site? Why bother at all? I mean, it's a damn disppointment to see your hot ass profile pic and then when I search your page, you were dumb enough to post crap pictures of yourself. Just leave the crap pics out of it and let me drool over your hot profile pic. I dont want my bubble burst knowing that you look terrible now. I want to leave your page thinking you look hot! I will never meet you anyway so keep the illusion alive or at least post an updated picture of yourself on your profile so I know what I am getting into. I dont need a CAVEAT EMPTOR scenario.   The great thing about Idiots and Ass Hats is that interacting with them is so irritating and stupid that it creates fodor for blogs and social commentary. Matter of fact, I am sure Saturday Night Live and Seinf
 Welcome to Everyone & glad to see you all here. 1. All 2nd alrm Hottie Prospects must have a verified salute & a minimun " 10 new pics " of yourself 2. All Hotties Must Be Female ( no exceptions ) 3. Must sign the COC ( code of conduct ) agreement below as a comment of "I AGREE " inorder to be placed into voteing procedure. 4. Shout Box & Fu Mail must be open to all Officers for communications . ( Profile can't be set to friends only for this purpose unless all Officers are made friends ) 5. 2nd Alarm Hotties Homepage must be added to Your Family while being considered a Prospect & remain in your family after admittance. FireChief (Founder) must be added to your family as well but doesn't have to be in the top 7 . Just as long as he's in family so that he can contact you at anytime when needed . Also your Team Leader to be added to your top friend so they can contact you at anytime also .
    This is a RATING contest!!!!       It's easy peazy =)   You rate me up in the contest and you get to see my booty   No catch at all:seriously it's a booty contest!!!   IF I win and get a VIP I’ll rate you 11s!!!   oh and feel free to drop comments!   click below :)     and to see the booty, this is what I have to work with and       Brought to you by: KENO KO OWNER           $-HOT BOOTY CUTIE CONTEST-$ (running from now until Saturday, May 29th)!!!!       bully posted by: Boobalicious Paper Doll@ fubar         10:26am I just thought about something that really gets on my nerves.  Whenever a guy is trying to get my attention or acts as if he knows me, they tend to call me or any girl "baby". I don't know why I've always gotten annoyed when a guy calls me baby.  I mean it's cool if I know him and he's a friend or whatever and calls me baby, but it annoys the fudge out of me when it's a random guy I've never
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
I was in need of a giggle tonight. This convo between JoJo and I was what did it :) Baby G-Shock created @ 12/15/2008 05:49 pm expires in: 23 hrs [EVERYONE] I bought this watch online, and I just got it. I don't love it, but I don't hate it, and I bought it strictly because it is durable, and would last longer than my other watches while I am in Iraq. Should I A: return it and hope I find something I like better before I go, or B: just keep it. December 15, 2008 @ 6:07 pm #33 of 34 December 15, 2008 @ 6:04 pm #31 of 32 December 15, 2008 @ 6:00 pm #24 of 28 December 15, 2008 @ 5:58 pm #20 of 20 December 15, 2008 @ 5:57 pm #18 of 18 lol nicole i just can't wear that shit on my wrist i use mah phone for time ----------------------------------------- Same here. The only thing on my wrist is a red rubber bracelet that supports the Ronald McDonald House lol ...................................... haha i tried watches as a kid and always got ye
Whats Been Going On With Me Lately??
Just want to take a few minutes to fill my friends and family in on whats been going on with me lately. Some may have noticed I seem to be "absent" or you dont see me around much. Well, there has been alot going on. It all started with a simple Dr appt to renew my med prescriptions. I was referred to a dermatologist who did a biopsy of the spot (divot/dip) on my nose. It came back positive for basal cell skin cancer. That Dr referred me to a Dr at the Skin Cancer Clinic in Longview that does a special procedure that minimizes the tissue lost when the cancer is removed. That appointment was very difficult for me as the real extent of my situation came to light. I could lose a large part of my nose depending on how large and how deep it is. That wont be known until they get in there and remove it. At that point another Dr may be called in to do the reconstruction. I just returned home from an appt with him and he was able to answer alot of questions I had. Some have asked why xray
Exotic Angels Of Exotic Dreams
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Song Lyrics
Ooh, ooh, yeah (Chorus:) Honey, you are my shining star Don't you go away Wanna be right here where you are Until my dying day So many have tried Tried to find a love like yours and mine Girl, don't you realize how you hypnotize Make me love you more each time...yeah, baby Honey, I'm never gonna leave you lonely Give my love to you only To you only To you only (Repeat chorus) Feels so good When we're lying here next to each other, lost in love...yeah, baby Baby, when we touch--love you so much You're all I ever dreamed of...yeah, baby Honey, I'm never gonna leave you lonely Give my love to you only To you only To you only (Repeat chorus, ad lib, and fade) (Oooooooooh)(Oh-oh-oooooooooh)Oh-oh-oooooooooh-hooo(Oh-oh-oooooooooh)(Oh-oh-oooooooooh)Oooooh, short and sweetNo sense in draggin' on past our needsLet's don't keep it hangin' onIf the fire's outWe should both be gone(Some people are made for each other)(Some people can love one another for life)(How 'bout us) (Some pe
Angel Abilities Level 25-27: Get a new status option; GoodLevel 30: Reveal those who have crushes on you!Level 31: Give all of your points to another user for 12 hours!Level 35: Let somebody rate profiles and pictures as fast as they want for 15 minutes!Level 40: Ability: Pimp out up to 3 people per day! When you pimp a member out, they get extra attention and are viewable across the top of every fubar page for up to 5 minutes!Level 51: Ability: Reset someones 11s!More good abilities to be announced! Demon Abilities Level 25-27: Get a new status option: EvilLevel 28: Sh*tface or buzzkill 10 people per day! This lets you control someone else's buzz meter!Level 30: Reveal those who have crushes on you!Level 31: Cloak another user so that they may view/rate other regular users anonymously for 30 minutes!Level 35: Screw with how a another member's name is displayed for 5 minutes!Level 40:  Reset members 11's counter and let them continue rating 11'sMore evil abilities to be announced!
A Soulful Woman
I have never understood that word until I get slammed for this and that  never knew being different was a crime that to show your true self was not a good thing to show kindness was a weakness to even remotely give compassion was a bullseye on your  back I was never the mean one  I was that shy girl you saw reading nancy drew  it never occured to me  that the world was divided in two the real life one where you could  at least fend off some attacks the internet world seems to hide alot of things a way to hurt others  seems to be the leading thing whether its in a lounge  insulting slamming  a word is a word no matter if its  internet or real life  it can slice through even the toughest skin if you say it doesnt then you been on here too long a rhino is your hide now when once it was human i show love to all  if its returned so be it if its tossed aside so be it im not a fake im me you may find it fun  the lil bs pranks you toss my way but let me clue yo
M0ps Drama. Yay.
I'm done. Had enough of people who would rather spend their time making others miserable like themselves, than anything else. I took a break from Christmas till about April, and was extremely happy. I come back here a few weeks, and have had nothing but stress and drama. I have a life, and I'd rather live it happily, than deal with the childish, petty, spitefulness I've been dealing with on here the past 2 weeks. There are a few on here that I will keep in touch with, of course, and anyone else that wants to keep in touch, feel free to find me on yahoo... my username is a little obvious ;) Thank you to those who stuck by me in these testing times, and I'm not going to say any more about it, but those of you who know me, and were here for me, I truly appreciate it. I will never forget that. Anything else that's said about me, or whatever, idgaf. I'm not talking to any of the people that started all this shit, so whatever they say from now on is strictly their own mindless drivel, due
Hahha Fucker
Well Start with the good. The recital went great. The class nailed both routines and I really was proud..they worked so hard..I thought I few times I was gonna break before they caught it..but we all made it thru alive and well lol. I made Adam go with 16 years I have never seen him "dressed up" *giggles* He cleaned up quite well even if he did bitch that the slacks made his nuts sweat. In fairness he does look better out of the clothes tho;)   with that said...many of you know about my redneck drunk asshole neighbor with the doog that never shuts the fuck up.Well my son was out riding his scooter yesterday..i was sitting on the bench reading a book. Ever since we finally called animal control over his dog, this asshole has been uncontrollable..barking at us all the time..telling Jarod to suck his cock...well yesterday, he goes to my SON in the middle of the street and says sorry your momma is crazy and needs ot be taken away son. are YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!???!?!?A DRUNK FU
Helping Me Out
I swear, babyjesus does some stupid things on fubar. This is what im goin to start with.... IF you come to my page/pics/blog etc and i dont see you checking me out in my bartab, i am goin to either, rate you 1s. I dont care if you are a friend, i dont care if you are in my family, i dont care if you if you are not a friend on my list. i think this setting is a way for people to be a coward to be sneeky.  Click Here to make the adustment, i dont hide from nobody, and i sure as hell hope you dont either. This is a warning to everyone, i hope others agree with me, if you dont agree or like what i am goin to do, block me becuause i dont need cowards on my page.   If the link does now work here is the link in full     Rate and comment -- you agree or disagree? Some of you maybe wondering where i am...some of you wont even give a shit. but for some of you who do care ill be gone for a few days.   Im leaving florida because they economy
Play On Words
I have totally confused myself the past few days over a certain thing. Is this normal and will the confusion subside? That is all. Was just talking to a friend on yahoo that said this to me: I have a homophone pet peeve I was like what is that a homo on the phone? I was baffled.... I had an awesome night talking someone's ear off all frigggggggggin night! Thats is all :)
I Want My Wings
I have decided to make a run for Angel this weekend.  I am planning on activating my Auto on Friday at 9PM EST so if you happen to be free and can spare some rates I would love to be an Angel by the end of the weekend.   I always say I have the best friends on Fubar and from the time I started the upper levels Godfather and up so many of my friends have been there every time.  I am proud that I have the ones that still believe in friendship and are always there when you need them.   I want to thank you for taking the time to read this and thand you now for helping cause if you cared enough to read my blog I know you will be there to help me get my wings.   Much love to all of you   Kathleen
Good Jokes
Add your own : Terns Of Endearment The Big LebOWLski Eagle-y Blonde Betty Blue Tit Every Which Way But Goose   This guy staggers into his house, exhausted after playing golf, and drops his clubs on the floor. "What a day!", he exclaims. His wife asks what happened. He responds, "Well, there we were on the first tee, when George had a heart attack and died." "Oh, how awful." "Yeah, the whole rest of the day it was: Hit the ball ... drag George ... hit the ball ... drag George. ..." While on vacation in Africa, a LazyBoy salesman became separated from his tour group. After several days in the jungle he was rescued by a tribe of natives. They fed and watered him and cared for him until he was well enough to return to the tour. As a token of his gratitude he had two recliners sent to the chief and his wife. The two were very impressed and replaced their stone thrones with the recliners. The thrones were stored in the attic of their hut. A few days later, while holding court,
Kids Are Quick
An American mother went to a MacDonald's with her two children age 6 and 8. She ordered two Happy Meals with chicken for the children and a hamburger with fries for herself. While they were eating the 6-year old was more interested in the slide across the street then in the chicken nuggets which he didn't even touch. So the mother decided she would eat them. She was in for quite a surprise... Without actually watching what she was doing she was bringing a chicken biggest to her mouth, just when her 8-year old son yelled not to eat it. So she looked at the biggest to find that -- despite the crust, it looked just like a chicken's head. Nobody knew how it got there. The manager offered them their meal for free and two more weeks of free meals. But it was no use. The mother pressed charges and demanded 100,000 dollars compensation. Someone took a lot of time setting up this message. THE BELL I KNOW WHO I AMI am God's child (John 1:12)I am Christ's friend (John 15:1
♥ 0neamazinbitch ♥
So as I was blowin with my conrads like the boss bitches we are I stubbled across a topic that I find very interesting. When it comes to sex it seems as though its always the guy fucking the girl. She's basically laying there and taking it, so I was wondering how you guys feel about that. Have you ever had that chick that can work it and twirk it??? The chick that gets down to it and gives you exactly what you want?? The chick that rides that dick and handles her liquor?? ;) Just going to make this simple and sweet and get straight to the point. I know people judge each other and I know some of you may think Im stuck up or a bitch but I would like to think that if we've had the chance to talk any previous judgements fell to the waste side. But with that said, I would just like to ask one thing of all my new friends and that is to not ask the "generic" questions that I get on a daily basis. I understand that you're trying to start a conversation and all that good shit but getting asked
Hi all! Just writing to say that I am going to see if I can "get my wings"! I will be running an auto at some point tomorrow to try to accomplish it. I am nearing the point level needed, have the "bucks", but still need two more referrals to accomplish it. If you have any ideas or leads in this regard, PLEASE PM me and let me know. I have ALWAYS said I have the GREATEST friends on ALL of Fubar. Have a GREAT Weekend!!!!! manly ***update*** only need one more person to join!!!! ***update again*** thank you thank you thank to 25 - ready to go now!!!!
Surveys And Questions
    Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test ... English Genius You scored 86% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 80% Expert! You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go! Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average) You scored 86% on Beginner, higher than 11% of your peers.
My Felling
I do not know who you are .. but I'm happy to help you .. I hope you will help me too The hardest thing we do is look at those we love, love someone else. Maybe I was born at the wrong time periodwhere love nothing more than a beautiful fairy tale lullabyAnd when I woke up the next day love story about repeated piteouslyWhat a love of "the word" beautiful I can not find Simak Baca secara fonetik
Daily Hassles
my 'w' and spacebar don't work properly does anybody know what i need to buy to fix it or should i take them out one by one and clean them? halp! On Sunday I got in a HUGE argument with my father. He is truly the asshole i always denied in seeing. So once i had my stuff packed my mom took me to my roomate's grandma's house. As my mother said goodbye to me she began to cry. And well, as for me, i had already been crying for an hour so i began to weep like the pussy i am. I felt so bad. "Me haces llorar." she said. worse words i've ever heard. she also said, "Olvidate de todo lo que paso y estudia mucho." me-"si, mama. I love you." mom-"Love you too." then she left. Falls On Me - Fuel I've always cherish my mother and been thankful for having such a great person in my life. And now, i want nothing more than to give her everything she never had. I want to be like her when i grow up. I want her to leave my father and do what she's being doing for years. bec
Own My A$$
Come own *Thump☆Star* Oh by the way I spoil the living hell out of my owner Happy bidding Here's the pic link Please be sure to Fan Add Rate the profile as well Thanks *Thump☆Star* aka Brad
I Dont Get It
well i totally dont understand why you begged me to hang out over and over again, you sid i was everything you wanted and you begged me to hang out, you said i was pretty and all this other stuff, and i finally broke down and said ok. and you came over and it was nice, you acted like you liked me and i kinda liked you to. your nothing i have ever gone for, your sweet and all but your not my normal type. you acted like you liked me and now you dont even talk to me. i dont understand. you confuse the shit out of me. the more you dont talk to me and the more you ignore me makes me want you even more. i dont understand. this isnt fair, just fucking say something. god dont string me along, i dont wanna date you like bf gf i dont date , EVER. but i would like to spend time with you, is that such a bad fucking thing? i dont know i just dont fucking know anymore. this blows. Merry Fucking Christmas & a Happy New Years
Writing Out An Orgasm
If I could give you an orgasm through my poetry I would pen you down in sentences in paragraphs writing with the same impulses as touches centering Left the right fingering the pen to write out the G-spot You would have a multiple before reading the first word first vowel or syllable lips stirred you bite and lick pronouncing the words before you on the page like the nudity before you a big pencil believed to be mechanical Long words see length A big pencil I wish I could write on you let my lead hit your pages you have had enough typing erase all memories of that when you need some tapping of the pen to the pages which are wet and sticky together at times If I could give you an orgasm through my poetry You would always cum full circle to read anything and everything I wrote: Words ejaculated on the page In an orgy of letters That were gangbanged by punctuation The ink dripped in between the lines causing double penetration Arousing
    A Different Christmas PoemThe embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,Transforming the yard to a winter delight.The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.In  perfect contentment, or so it would seem,So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,And I crept to the door just to see who was near.Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old
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Get The Most Out Of Your Cherry Bombs
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Just Neppi
Update......Still haven't had any Coke.. 43 days into this and I have lost 26 pounds and my man boobs seem to be shrinking I have done 680 miles on the exercise bike.. 1782 miles to go before I reach Misfits house. Wonders if she'll feed me!573 miles to go to watch Vixen walk naked in the woods.1667 miles to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada to save Cubby from his sins. Yes, it is true. I did stray off the righteous path and give in to temptation cast upon me by the Evil 3. I let you down, I bombed on the Sabbath having proclaimed that I would not do so. I walked on the to the dark side of the road, taken in by two dark haired beauty's and visions of the others chestnut hair falling all around my pillow case. Ok, Ok, Ok.. I stole that Chestnut hair line from Don Mcleans song "Empty Chairs. STFU.. It's a good line and ya know it. So in my hour of questioning I was inspired and spat forth a poem out loud as I avoided the beggars and concentrated on friendly type targets. Sure hope I can reme
My Disease
Reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome (RSDS), also known as complex regional pain syndrome, is a rare disorder of the sympathetic nervous system that is characterized by chronic, severe pain. The sympathetic nervous system is that part of the autonomic nervous system that regulates involuntary functions of the body such as increasing heart rate, constricting blood vessels, and increasing blood pressure. Excessive or abnormal responses of portions of the sympathetic nervous system are thought to be responsible for the pain associated with reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome. The symptoms of reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome typically begin with burning pain, especially in an arm, finger, palm of the hand, and/or shoulder. In some individuals, RSDS may occur in one or both legs or it may be localized to one knee or hip. Frequently, RSDS may be misdiagnosed as a painful nerve injury. The skin over the affected area may become swollen (edema) and inflamed. Affected skin may be ext
Richieinflorida7 Lmfao
richieinflorida7 LOOK AT HiS NiCE COMMENTS FiRST ... ROFLMFAO ... NOW READ WHAT HE HAD TO SAY iN THE SHOUT!!! i FLIPPED iT SO U CAN READ FROM TOP!! ->richieinfl...: awwwww so nice ->richieinfl...: just cause u have no penis dont mean u can rate me 1s! ... u so ugly i bet ur dog dont even like u ->richieinfl...: yea! gimme some more points! richieinfl...: lmao richieinfl...: dam youre an ugly cunt lol ->richieinfl...: hahaha .. and u have a small penis richieinfl...: not really, 7 inches is pretty nice actually but thank you for your concern lmao ->richieinfl...: rawrrrrrr thanx for the nice comment ->richieinfl...: s richieinfl...: rawrrrr welcum cunt richieinfl...: you really arent pretty though to be honest ->richieinfl...: i think im in love with u! hahahaahahaaa richieinfl...: LMAO your hair is way too bright and ugly lol richieinfl...: you look like a pink crack whore LMAO ->richieinfl.
Halloween !! Own Me!
All bids welcome , fubux, bling packs, etc.... any bids over 100 we can discuss more additions to the already stated above.... if nothing else drop by and drop a raate for ur girl!! *muahz* CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO RATE OR BID   CLICK THE PIC TO BID XOXOX THX ♥
Wrong Email Address
Wrong Email Address This one is priceless! A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!! A Calgary couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left Calgary and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Vancouver , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she scre
Ok...I am going to raffle off an AUTO11/Cherrybomb. Entry to the raffle will require you buy a FuOwned from me. To show that it is an Auction Entry you will buy then for an amount ending in 422. For example 1,000,422 Fubux... Or 20,422 FuBux. There is no bottom limit to the FuOwns price to Qualify. The Lowest possible bid accepted for an entry will be 20,422 FuBux. In other words if the Min bid is only 12,000 have to change the bid to 20,422 fubux. I will pick the winner by using a random name generator called Mad Hatter. I will attempt to video the draw. If you don't trust me..don't participate. Each FuOwned Purchased will be considered an entry as long as the purchase price ends in 422 so you can have multiple entries. Consider each FuOwned you buy as a ticket Raffle Entries Start NOW..and continue until May 3rd 12:00 PM PST. Raffle is open to anyone that I don't have blocked or that has me blocked.  NEW RULES! I will draw for 2 blings now instead  of just one.

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