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Do You Dare?
NAUGHTY APPLICATION" CUT AND PASTE AND REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN......... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position ? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Ever had a threesome? 19. Ever used a sex toy? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Can I use you as a booty call? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Can

Thought For The Day
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. ========================= The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Corvette back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and this time the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said: "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a sports car to p

This Is How I Feel
i am a lonely guy who doesnt have someone to come home to and hold them or kiss their lips and tell them how much they mean to me or let them know they make me very happy i am not one for openning and share my heart cause i been hurt a lot in my life and dont want to get hurt but at same time i want to share my heart and soul with someone and with my heart and soul i want to share my love with someone i am a romantic and passionate guy with a big heart with lots of room for someone to fill the void i have a lot to give and i am a honest and truth and i am 100% faithful thank you for taking the time to read this BLUE EYEZ DEVIL

Life-1
It's hard to accept, but you can't change the past. You can't go back and manipulate things to the way you wanted them to happen. Because life'd be meaningless and boring and just not worth living. But you can change the future and that's a beautiful thing about life. Yes, you will make mistakes. And yes, you will have bad days - but as long as you let the past go, you'll have such a gorgeous and bright future ahead of you. Knowing that things were meant to happen. Knowing that each day you will learn something so that you keep growing to be a better person. Life is like a rope, twined in all its complexities and yet weaved into one marvelous stream that you have the chance you use something amazing from. So grab hold of it. Rhino

I Love
...falling asleep with my head on your chest ...hearing your heart beat ...the way you grab my hand and hold it next to your heart while you are sleeping ...waking up with you ...your sense of humor ...singing with you ...playing with you ...talking to you ...the shy way you tell me your fantasies ...the way i taste on your lips ...the way your hands caress me ...the way you taste ...the way you smell ...watching your face when you are sleeping ...watching your face during sex (it's so expressive lol) ...your eyes ...your lips ...your......lol ...your fuzzy chest and tummy ...YOU

Ummm Yeah!
starting to plan another vacation in either august or september to San Antonio for 2 weeks again. Looking forward to getting it all set up and actually going. :) Ok, so I cant find a condo in San Antonio on such a short notice. So I am starting to look in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. I am also pondering The New England area. Like Vermont, Massachuesettes, New Hampshire, Maine, Connecticut, New York, Rhode Island. I really want to go some where i have never been before. But it is just kind of hard to lock down a condo for two weeks in such a short time. Will update when i have it totally figured out and booked. OK, so i have it totally booked now. I am in myrtle beach from Sept 5th to the 12th. then cocoa beach, florida from the 12th to the 19th. then back home to the D.

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Four things you can't recover: The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said. The occasion........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone. The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal doorand handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out withtears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

A Friend
I met a person who didnt know i was Who took me under there wing and became my friend You have been there to listen to me Thru my good times and my bad times Thru my happy hyper times and my sad cryin times But no matter what you have been there and you have been my friend thru it all Thank you for being my friend!

Brave Little Boy
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying . . That phrase . . In no time.' Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.' The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and

How Important is SEX in a Relationship? Does it account for more than 50 Percent? Does it Maintain a healthy relationship? Cast your Opinion Now! My friend likes this girl and he is having problems aproaching her. She dosent know that he likes her but she might have an idea. any tips? Candy Hand Cuffs Eat your way Through These!These colorful Candy Handcuffs make the sweetest gift for that special romantic occasion.Made from candy, just like we had as kidsIf you remember those candy necklaces thousands of children use to consume, the Candy handcuffs are the same type. Designed as an edible hancuff, this candy is a perfect gift for a special occasion such as Valentine's Day, Honeymoons, Birthdays, or an anniversary. Famous People The Game of Celebrity Impersonations Roll out the red carpet! Because when you play this game, you and your friends ARE the celebrities! Famous People is the hilarious game where you try to get your teammates to guess as many names of celebrities as

Stuff/thoughts
What the fuck people! I need a motherfuckin job, and I have a resume that says I am fucking fit to be your goddamn front desk/administrative assistant. I have applied to a ton of jobs on here, and not one of them responded, WHAT THE FUCK?! Cover Letter? Here's my fucking cover letter! Now, I'm really low on money, and I'll suck a dick if I have to...that's right! Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I'll fight that motherfucker and I'll win! Can any other prospective employee say that?! FUCK NO! What'd you say? You lost your keys? FUCK IT! I'll shoot the goddamn lock off your door with my laser eyes! That's how bad I need a motherfuckin job! Your brother is gay and you're not cool with that? I'll de-gay him with reverse buttsex. Don't believe me?! Then hire me and I'll fucking show you! OBJECTIVE I need a motherfuckin job. SHIT I HAVE DONE -I invented the moon. -Atlantis was around til 1988, but sunk when I shot out of my mom's vagina like a silver

Current Events
Some of my friends on here know that April 5th will be my first day in school, and this is a blog for those who didn't know that yet. I am currently enrolled in the International Academy of Design Technology (IADT) http://www.academy.edu/ which I am going for a 2 yr associates degree in Web design for starters, This will get me on the road to where I want to be. As a Web Developer.. will plan to cont..in several different areas as I can afford it, maybe even computer programing.. who knows...I have been wanting to do this for so long..just been afraid to because of the debt it incures...hopefully though with the help and support of my friends I will be able to find some work free lancing as I go through school. I know a lot so far but want to learn how to remember and write an actual code for a site and also how to do the adobe sites... like http://www.marilynmanson.com has as an example...his site is off the chain I think..but anyhow.. I wanted to leave my email for those who want

Not So Clean Blonde Jokes
What is the first thing a blonde says when she wakes up in the morning? So, what band are you guys in? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a blonde prefer an adjustable steering wheel? More 'head' room. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you heard about the new blonde paint? It's cheap, not too bright, and spreads easily. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do blondes have black & blue belly buttons? Because they have blond boyfriends. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a blonde like rail-road tracks? Because she has been laid all over the country. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How are blondes and screen doors alike? The more you bang 'em, the

Club Domination Prom Tags
PLEASE RATE & FAN THE PROFILES YOU GO TO!!! HERE ARE 10 BANNERS ALTERNATE BANNERS DON'T USE THE SAME ONE ALL THE TIME THIS WILL AVOID A LOT OF THE BOUNCER CHECKS. ENJOY AND HAVE FUN PROMOTING!!! CAME BY YOUR PAGE TO RATE YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RATE ME BACK BUT IF YOU DO THAT WOULD BE COOL! IF YOU GET A MINUTE CHECK OUT CLUB DOMINATION GREAT PEOPLE AND GREAT MUSIC HOSTED BY SINFULLY SEDUCTIVE RADIO CHECK IT OUT! Come have some fun with us! CLICK BANNER TO JOIN US! DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE!!!! COPY AND PASTE FOR THIS DROP CAME BY YOUR PAGE TO RATE YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RATE ME BACK BUT IF YOU DO THAT WOULD BE COOL! IF YOU GET A MINUTE CHECK OUT Sinfully Seductive GREAT PEOPLE AND GREAT MUSIC CHECK IT OUT! Come have some fun with us! CLICK BANNER TO JOIN US! DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE!!!! CAME BY YOUR PAGE TO RATE YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RATE ME BACK BUT IF YOU DO THAT WOULD BE COOL! IF YOU GET A MINUTE CHECK OUT CLUB DOMINAT

~return Of The Mack~
After a Zen respite and Walkabout....Guido will be coming to a location near you soon....those that stayed True to Friendship, Thank You...I will remember your loyalty....pinkey promise. Learned a thing or two while I was away on walkabout.....allow me to share with you one of those things.....Thanks.. 'It is Better for You to take Responsibility for Your Life as it is...Instead of Blaming Others....or Circumstances...for Your Predicament. As Your Eyes Open...You'll see that Your State of Health...Happiness...and Every Circumstance of Your Life has been, in large part, Arranged by You.....Consciously or Unconsciously.' 'When you become Fully responsible for Your Life....You can become Fully Human. Once you become human...You may discover what it means to be a Peaceful Warrior.' I'll be back soon........Peace.

Can I Have Your #####
Im sorry That I bought you roses to tell you that i like you. I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk. I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants. I'm sorry That I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised. I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy". I'm sorry That I am actually nice, not a jerk. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things. I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date. I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy. I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4 am when your new man hit you and dropped you o

11's And Bombs!
> > I will be activating an auto 11 today @2:00pm EDT (11:00am Futime)!!!!! It will run until Saturday, March 15, 2009, 2:00pm EDT (11:00am PDT)!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! P.S., I will also be returning some "bomb" love to peeps, going all the way back to the beginning of March. So, my SB will be off so I can concentrate on hitting as many of them as possible!

Enslavement~
Master informed me that He would begin my training now so that i would learn how to pleasure Him or be punished if i did not perform as expected. He instructed me to remain naked and on the bed while He was gone to his seminar. Standing there like an idiot, i did not move fast enough, in fact not at all. The next thing i knew was His hand landing on my ass. The sting brought tears to my eyes and then He told me again to undress. Quickly, i removed all of my clothes and sat on the bed. He grabbed hold of my upper arms and pulled me to Him, kissing me deeply. Then He walked over to the closet and pulled out a bag i did not remember seeing before now. He removed something and walked back over to me and instructed me to lay spread eagle on the bed which i did without hesitation. The thought of my ass being spanked again did not thrill me so of course i complied. The next thing i knew my right wrist was tied to the headboard. i started to fight this but the pain to my ass from His hand,

Another Year Older: Reflections
As my birthday approaches in a couple of days, I have found myself thinking of what all has happened this year. I've learned a lot this year. A lot has happened to me. I just felt like typing some of it out to help collect my thoughts. I also figured, why not share? Maybe something that goes through my busy mind, could be of some use to someone along the way. I like taking time to sit in contemplation of my life. I love existential ponderings. To question is healthy... to a point. I believe sitting down every once in a while and going over your actions can help a lot. It can help you more realize things, not just about where you've been but where you're going. I find it amazing what looking back at decisions I've made has taught me over the years. Sometimes you find that you did something for a completely different reason than you thought you did at the time. Other times, you find you really didn't know why you did something at all. Finding out those things can help y

Ddl Radio
I am looking to bring on some DJ's for DDL radio in Dark Demons lounge. I have gotten a couple response but I don't know if anyone has gotten my responses. If you are interested please send me a message (shoutbox always acts up) or you can email me at djwickedpagon@yahoo.com. You can also send me an im on there as well. Here is the information for all DJ's. We are a rock station meaning we will play all forms of rock not just hard rock and metal. Each DJ is free to express themselves on air in the manner that suits them best. The only real rules are no rap/hip hop (icp and psychopathic family is ok as long as it's not your entire show), no country and no pop. Our station is for enjoyment and fun so no racist or harassing comments. Also we will want to remain drama free so if you have any problems with other lounges leave it there, don't bring it to our lounge. If you can handle all that we would enjoy seeing how each DJ works out. So if your interested get ahold of me in message, yahoo

Just Enough To Say The Least
.....Just like asking is the glass half empty or half full. It all depends on how you look at it. When you love someone you experience feelings and emotions you never thought possible. But then you get hurt and thats the point of which you wished you has never falling in love in the first place. If nothing else, love is the only truth out there, it never tells you any lies, there is no "i think im in love" your in love, your just to scared to admit it in fear of getting hurt. But its just something that has to happen, yes its painful, and yes it takes a while to get over. But we do get over it. But there is that one special person that when you look into their eyes, you see more then love. Its a feeling that is highly unexplainable and unavoidable, and those are the ones who kinda sneak up on ya! You dont really look for them, but you find them either way! And they also happen to be the ones who change your world. They show you things that you never thought possible. Then, you drop the

Friends
Just wanted to say a quick thank you to all of you for helping me reach Oracle so quickly. I really appreciate all the rates and bombings. I am going to try and get to all of you as soon as possible and show you some love by rating you all up. Just bare with me because there was a lot of love given to me so it will take me a bit to get to all. Again thank you all. ~Brandy~

Dreams~
His sleep was troubled lately. Sometimes you just can't turn your mind off. From thinking about the day's problems to erotic fantasies, sleep constantly eluded him. After a couple hours of tossing and turning, he finally managed to drift off. The dream started as it normally did. There was a female in the bed with him. How she got there, he didn't know, nor did he care. Only that her skin was soft, smooth, and crying out to be touched. She began to caress his chest while he put his arm around her and nestled her onto his shoulder. Softly he stroked her arm from her elbow to her shoulder while she began rubbing his stomach and chest in small circles slowly making her way down to his shorts. Where their bodies touched was fire and tingling on their skin. His breathing occasionally caught in his chest as her hand roamed his body. Slowly her hand made it's way down to the elastic on his shorts. His breath caught as she found what she was seeking. She need not have worried, as h

♥match Maker♥
Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen! Ladies, please read, because you may know a gentleman who could fill this request. Gentlemen, I am hoping that I can find a good man, who is worthy of meeting my wonderful friend. She is: * 37 years old * lives in the Manchester, NH area * mother of 2 children * African-American * 5' 4 1/2" * breast cancer survivor (so she's a strong woman) She prefers a man who is: * at least 35 years old * over 6' tall * average to fit build * African-American If you think you are or know a man who would be interested, let me know. Those interested will get contact info, if they are true and sincere.

March 28, 1979
A few facts about myself. Thirty years ago. I was born at home along with my twin Anita. Our mother was in labor a full half hour. She was lucky to have anyone there at all. I was delivered by a male firefighter. My sister next by a female firefighter. Which was a rarity at the time. We were later taken to the hospital where a woman posing as a nurse attempted to steal Anita. Thanks to my mom's gut instinct; the fake was quickly exposed.

Lets Dig Deep
COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR OWN BLOGS AND LETS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER!!!! Nickname you prefer: SPANKIE Age, including months: 29 YEARS AND 3 MONTHS What is your ethnic background?: FRENCH, AMERICAN INDIAN, IRISH, GERMAN, POLISH, DUTCH, Real hair color: DIRTY BLONDE Age you got your first piercing/tattoos: 3 MONTHS OLD LOL How many?:4 IN EACH EAR AND 1 BELLY BUTTON Shampoo/conditioner: SUN SILK Deodorant: DOVE Perfume/cologne: VANILLA BODY SPRAY Favorite shirt: STEVE YOUNG 49ERS JERSEY Soap?: BODY WASH Lotion?: VASALINE Do you hold grudges or forgive easy?: HOLD GRUDGES BIG TIME How many real, close, friends do you have that you can truly trust?: NO Are you happy when you are single?: YES AND NO Do you feel like you have everything you want/need?: NOT EVEN CLOSE Are you content?: NO Do you have any phobias?: I AM DEATHLY AFRAID OF SNAKES Whats your favorite physical feature about you?: MY LIPS Whats yo

Orgasm
Orgasm is the sudden discharge of accumulated sexual tension resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region that produce intensely pleasurable sensations followed by rapid relaxation. Orgasm is also in part a psychological experience of pleasure and abandon, when the mind is focused solely on the personal experience. It is sometimes called climaxing or coming. In Masters and Johnson's original research of the human sexual response cycle, orgasm is the third of four stages, occurring after the plateau phase and before the resolution phase. Another widely accepted model of the sexual response cycle, developed by Helen Singer Kaplan, M.D., PhD., involves just three stages: desire, excitement and orgasm. Orgasms vary from person to person and for each individual at different times. Sometimes orgasm is an explosive, amazing rush of sensations, while others are milder, subtler, and less intense. The differences in intensity of orgasms can be attributed to physical fact

Erotic Fantasy
Well had typed you another nice long email and I guess I forgot to hit the save button cause now the damn thing is gone!! So here I am starting over. Well let's see...I think that you like making me come and I think that the thought of me wanting to fuck you—turns you on some. I've been really horny since that other day when I wrote you the little READY OK note.. (You remember that don't you. You know the little note where I offered myself to you for your pleasure.) I've been waiting to hear the words,(READY OK?) but I'm not going to do anything till I hear the word—because when you give me the word- then I know that you want to participate and I know that you have been thinking about me. So we will wait. As we wait lets talk about how you like to touch my ass.. I sure do like that! I like it so much that you can touch my ass whenever you like. OK? You made the comment yesterday that I must be feeling great because I had so much energy—that was sexual energy, c

Song Lyrics And Album Cuts
If you are not currently listening to the song as you read these lyrics, click here to bring up windows media player to play it Bitter Pill Words & Music by Rhob Elliott, Todd Johnson ©2007, Awful Racket Music (ASCAP), All Rights Reserved. Reprint by permission only Truth is such a bitter pill Caught up in my throat I can't escape this Even if I had the will Where would I even run to now? Take me to another place Far away from this wasted life, oh Could this pill help me erase All the anger, all the pain left inside? I don't want to feel I have to be someone that noone knows I can tell you I can't be Truth is such a bitter... I can tell you I don't want to be someone that noone knowsI can tell you I can't BE Truth is such a bitter pill... You say trust me and I do (trust me now...) What other choice do I really have? Can I still be me yet youJust how long does your promise last? Guess I'll take this bitter pill Can't be worse than lies and hypocrites Insanity is all it kills S

My Poems
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine. ---------------------------------------- A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul And as each sound goes deeper, It's YOU that makes me whole There is no corner, no dark place, YOUR LOVE cannot fill And if the world starts causing waves, It's your devotion that makes them still And yes you always speak to me, In sweet honesty and truth Your caring heart keeps out the rain, YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof So thank you my Love for being there, For supporting me, my life I'll do the same for you, you know, My Beautiful, Darling Wife. -------------------

Wtf
Have you ever had someone who you really care for but they do not reciprocate, and then they tell you to your face that they finally found someone who is the dating type, and all you wanna do is scream WTF. I've been there when you're happy and sad, cool or mad, driving you home when you've had too much to drink and not try anything, listen to you go on about the guys in your life while you try on every outfit in the store, but I guess that stuff doesn't count.

Irish
Friends, are you driven near to madness on a daily basis by someone that you'd like to kill but can't? I am of course referring to an uncouth boss or co-worker, a friend, spouse, and in some cases even a son or daughter. Yes, they all can bring one near to the point of homicide on occasion, but take heart. I’ve created a revolutionary new method to get you through those trying times. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Tap Therapy. It's safe, simple, can be applied in mere moments and begins to give one immediate relief from tension. Here's how it works. Take a pen and a small piece of paper and write on it what you'd really like to tell those offending individuals. Then fold it and place it in any one of the pockets of your pants, shirt, blouse, or coat. I favor the following message, "Eat feces and swallow farts, you bubble eyed, scrotum munching, shit breathed, foul, funky, ill mannered, sorry excuse for a human being. May you develop raging diarrhea and crap yourself into The Gu

Mzbooti2big
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The Straight Low Down:)
for the love people, this place cracks me I am not and will never ask to see your nsfw, so you can bet that I will NEVER!! bling you or blast you or 25 second vip to see them. the reason this cracks me up is why the hell are you posting photos you supposedly are so intent on letting only a select few see! Premise I am asking for money for you to see me naked..theres a word for that lol! if you post the pics you know your wanting people to see it, if you didnt you would not have even taken the bloody pics in the first place. like I said cracks me up:) hugs and luvs, JC For all you folks who thinkim just another knotch on your fu belt, guess again! If I friend request you its cause I ment it and I expect some semblance of communcation a hello if I say hi A thanks when I give gifts small things to you major things to me. If your to busy with your 5000 friends to do that, well you can count on 4999 cause I will delete you. having said that thanks to all who have bothered and im sorry

Pirates Tavern
COME SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS WITH PIRATES TAVERN ARRRHHH MATEY!!! "THE BAR WENCH" IS LOOKIN FOR ME TREASURES!!! CLICK ON THE CHEST TO ENTER Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for theiranniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie.What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappoin

What To Do?
I was asked today a simple question that even I can't answer. What happens when you give your heart to someone then it seems everything about this person starts to go sour? Do you give up or keep wishing it gets better? As I sit and watch her struggle with her own love life I start thinking about what she said about him when they first got together. All this hit her at once all he wanted was sex, he started to borrow money off of her when he had a better job then her, and he expected her to drop everything she was doing to answer an e-mail or text. I wish I could help her but, I'm struggling in different ways. I have to live with the thought that I'm 18 years old and still living with my mother because I'm constantly worried about her and my younger siblings. I still have college to look at and plenty of other responsibilities of my own. I sit back and wonder how to reply to the question and a phrase came through my head. It was something I was told when I was younger. "There is always

Jstasaying
*the stars that shine in my night *the sun that shines in my day *my sun in the rain *my moon to light the way on a dark night *my gps when i'm lost *my caffeine when i'm tired *my jack when i wana get silly *my coke when i wana get high *my pillow when i need to rest *my covers when i'm cold *my voice when i'm at a loss for words *my heartbeat to continue on *my smile when i'm sad *my tears of joy *my eyes when i can't see *my hands when i wana feel *my fun on a boring night *a scream in the calm night *my ears when i'm not listening

Fu-ship
All aboard 4 The Navy Seals Ship. Start here with the Military folder rate 10/11's and comment on the last picture. Rate, Fan and when you send a add request plz state ur on a Navy Seals Ship. If you already r friends then leave a Navy Seals comment. When you complete all the riders, PM me so I may add you to the ship, then repost. Brian Perkins Indefinite Owner of "NINEMMRUGER" Owner of ~Dreamgirl~, , Owned@ fubar ~ ? ~NINEMMRUGER~ ?Owner of Brain Perkins~ ? ~@ fubar ?MzCaBiBBW?@ fubar VolareDave ~Promoter@Erotic Seductions,Proud RR Member,Owned by ~katie~@ fubar ? MZ.LIZ ?BFF Leveler, VMV, ®® Recruiter,Llama leveler, FADD@ fubar St. Michael ~Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life~FADD Member~@ fubar ?Twï$TëÐ?ï?ïë@ßøÐ¥$høT$?Owned By VolareDave@ fubar Justfishing Fu-Hubby to NunyaB... Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life@ fubar

Red In Review
OK, I know I'm being a pain in the ass about this, but why be apart of a group if you will never actually participate with its activities? Is it because its the "cool" thing to do? You and your friends can claim your apart of something your really not? Don't get me wrong, I love the fact that my group, Hellcast Radio has like 93 members at last count, but my average show only has about 15 in the chat room with maybe another handful not logged in. With a group closing in on 100 members, you would think I would have a few more make it on a regular basis. I'm not expecting all 100 people to show up every week, because some people do have lives. Is this part of the growing pains I'm supposed to expect during the first few years? I guess I would LOVE to see more people show, of course I would. But then why is it I have friends that have joined as many as 30-50 groups? Do you really spread that much of your time? Or am I just reading this all wrong? Do people just join groups because

Wish
i wish for a Master that will not lie, for once you lie it is so hard, if not impossible to get the trust back. i wish for a Master that would be happy and content with just me. i wish for a Master that would respect my rules and not try and make be do things i do not want i wish for a Master to hold me tight and tell me everything is going to be ok when i feel like a scared little child i wish for a Master to love, to care for, to laugh with, to take walks on the beack, hikes in the mountain, work out with i wish for a Master that sends me to sub space and then holds me tight as i tell him all my deep dark secrets and helps me heal the mental pain from my past i wish this wish could come true but it never will

Jim's Threesome
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Krissy 2. Kris 3. Sweet Girl Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Counselor 2. Correspondence Specialist 3. Housing/Advocacy Coordinator Three Places I have lived 1. Florida 2. South Carolina 3. DC Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Gossip Girl 2. One Tree Hill 3. Jeopardy! Three places I have been 1. Le Musee d'Orsay 2. the top of that last hill on Splash Mountain at Disney World 3. a blanket on the top of "the hill" at Peterkin, looking at the stars Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My mom 2. My other mom 3. My Matts Three of my favorite foods 1. any kinda casserole 2. filet mignon w/bernaise sauce 3. pasta with butter and parmesan cheese (wha

My Top Awesome Friends
I have tried several times to post this MUMM tonight. The internet has been Sketchy so , three times I have lost it. I finally drank a Mountain Dew and woke my brain up-- and wrote it on Notepad so I wouldn't lose it all. OK, I have 9 ladies who stay in contact with me on more than a regular basis. Through times of my illnes and Injuries they have been there.. Will you help them out? Will you do me a favor and take time out of your life to rate tehm, and send thier profiles on to your friends in another MuMM and help them out. I believe that Friendship and Love require two things to prove its validity, and to make it work, or sustain it. 1.) Action - Friendship and Love is not just a feeling of "warm tingly fuzzies". It is somethign which displays itself in ACTIONS.. I am trying to be creative and give back a small token of ACTION to honeor their friendship to me... 2.) Time - It takes time to develop a friendship. It takles time out of my life, and your life to re

Thoughts
everyone talks about what is faair and what isn't. well this is life its not fair and never will be. Though i feel pain as i right this. it is about me and everyone else if this touches you. When people needed you, you was always there for them. but when the tables turn are they there for you?. no instead they are off else where leaveing you to deal with it yourself. All through-out our lives we try to shape who we are but, its the people we keep around us that makes us who we are. and as we get older we all seem to come to these roads keep helping others and risj getting fucked over ( oh an you will me fucked over) or do you become the one doing the fucking over. eventually we have to decide to be the prey or the predator. in many ways we are all both and neither those who have good hearts and good intentions will make it out better in the end but of those owho use will always be the losers. but what of those who have become cold and hateful from the lives we have lead and the

Thank You!!!
This goes out to all that helped me out in a bit of a rough time for me!I really do appreciate all of the real friends that stood by me during this time! DEPRESSION IS NOT A JOKE LIKE MOST PEOPLE THINK IT IS.IT CAN BE AT TIMES VERY PAINFUL AND UNFORGIVING.THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT UNDERSTAND IT ARE THE PEOPLE THAT SUFFER FROM IT!THERE ARE TIMES WHEN IT SEEMS THE WHOLE WORLD IS FIGHTING AGAINST YOU AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS BE ALONE.BUT BEING ALONE CAN BE AN ENEMY IN ITS SELF.SO IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE THAT YOU KNOW IS SUFFERING FROM IT SHOW THEM LOVE.A SIMPLE HUG GOES A LONG WAY,EVEN JUST TO BE A GOOD FRIEND AND SIT AND LISTEN TO THAT PERSON.SOMETIMES ALL IT TAKES IS GOOD FRIENDSHIP AND SOME BIG SHOULDERS OF A "GOOD FRIEND" TO HELP OUT SOMEONE THAT IS SUFFERING FROM IT!!!! JUST TO EVEN LET SOMEONE THAT IS SUFFERING FROM THIS THAT YOU WILL BE THERE FOR THEM HELPS OUT A LOT.JUST KNOWING THAT I HAD A REAL GOOD AND CLSO FRIEND HERE BY MY SIDE WAS A BIG HELP!!ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU FROM THE

Who-was-your-last!!
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? JENNY [2] You were in the car with? My brother [3] Went to the mall with? Myself [4] Person you talked on the phone with? slave princess [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? GLORIA T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your fu-family? False Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? True Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? True Q: Have shaved your head? False Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? True Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? True WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? drink [2] Be serious or be funny? Funny [3] Go to the beach or mountains? beach

Advice From The Homies
Help me to feel. Help me to understand. help me to cope with what lies ahead of me on this treterous path we call life! I am so confused about what my very existance in this world is-After 4 years my ex boyfriend who I was totally in love with hunts me down-tells me there is nothing better in life than me-and that he wants me back! WOW... What am I suppose to do with that-the guy Im with now and have been with for three years also loves me. Dear Lord-am I making a mistake in wanting to feel again-in wanting to have a good time again-in feeling secure and not ashamed? I am so so so so confused! I hate being me and with the way this world is today, this is not a good thing...I need advice! ADVICE ADVICE ADVICE ADVICE!!!! Ok everyone...Now is your chance to help a homie out... I am still very confused on a lot of things on this website and am trying very hard to understand..so lets see what happens...everyone should give me advice about anything and everything so I can get the h

How Much You Mean To Me ..
From The Moment I Saw You... From The Moment I Looked Into Your Eyes... There Was Something About You... I Had Found A Once In A Lifetime... And A Treasure Thats Is Impossible To Find...When I'm With You, I'm Complete... To Hear Your Laugh... To See Your Smile... To Listen To Your Beautiful Voice... To Stare Into Your Eyes... Makes Me Complete... All I Want From You Is To... Hug You... Kiss You... Hold Your Hand... Hold You In My Arms... Why... Because You Are Everything To Me... To Me, Your My Friend, My World, My Heart, My Soul... I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life With You... You'd Never Know How Far I Would Go For You... I Would Give My Life In the Place Of Yours... I Want You To Know... I Will Always Be There For You... When You... Need Someone To Talk To... Need Someone To Cry With... Need Someone Who Will Listen... Need Someone To Be Mad At... Need Someone To Lean On... Anytime You Need Me... Day Or Night... Know That... I Will Always

More Then Memories To Me
how can you take everybody away from me means so much to me its like my whole world has fallen apart i know that people say you don't take them away unless it is there time but sometimes i find that hard to believe and i honestly don't understand where you are coming from wen you take a father of two lil ones then a lil over a year later you took a 16 year boy and i know that he had no right to be out that late driving, now they have to live on in the hearts of there loved one they will always and for ever live on in my heart i know that much for sure but i still don't understand why there time on earth they were both so young when they had to come home forever i know you more then likely had or have something very special for them to do i know that they are the angels i feel around me all the time i see them in my kids all the time and they never got to meet either of them it just really hard to deal with sometimes cuz they act so much like them its not even and i thank god everyday

Always There
To let you bring me down to your level, would be like you telling me to dig my grave, and here’s your shovel. Shove the blade further into my heart. Better yet give it to me and I’ll start. That tired old line still plays in my head. If I hear it again, I’ll wish I was dead. “I won’t do you like they did.” Yeah, the words from the mouth of a kid. Tell me all of your sweet, sweet lies. Then please ignore all of my cries. Promises of happiness and love, Just ripped away like a cheap plastic glove. Being played with like a new game, Then to be tossed out is a real shame. Don’t you dare point your finger at me. Step back and reflect, then you shall see. I was the one who gave up everything, and in return got nothing. I packed my bags and started a new. I do owe you my undying gratitude. Thanks for opening my eyes, and letting me see. The only one I’ll ever need… is me. People change day by day, Hoping someone will show them the way. Some changes are for the best, A

Life Update
Hey everyone. I know im not the blogging type of guy but i thought id give it a shot. Well as some of u may know i was released from jail in May of 2008 an i have been out for just about a year. It has had its ups an downs but for the most part things are still looking up. Im not working cause i got laid off back in November of 2008 but from all bad things comes something good. I have talked alot about going to school an doing something with my life well i finally did it. On Tuesday April 7th i start college classes an Globe University for IT. For all of those who dont know what IT is it Information Tech. Ill be going to school full time for about 18 months. Once im finished with that im going to start my other major which will be Video Game Programming an Design. Its part of the IT feild so i would have as many classes to take but thats ok with me. Im really looking forward to starting school its the first thing i have done cause i wanted to for me not for anyone else. On a diff

Change, We Believed In!!
Obama funds $20M tax payer dollars to immigrate Hamas Refugees to the USA This is the news that didn't make the headlines... By executive order, President Barack Obama has ordered the expenditure of $20.3 million in migration assistance to the Palestinian refugees and conflict victims in Gaza . The "presidential determination" which allows hundreds of thousands of Palestinians with ties to Hamas to resettle in the United States was signed on January 27 and appeared in the Federal Register on February 4th. Few on Capitol Hill took note that the order provides a free ticket replete with housing and food allowances to individuals who have displayed their overwhelming support of the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas) in the parliamentary election of January 2006. A review of Barack Obama's most recent actions since he was inaugurated a little more than two months ago: His first call to any head of state as president was to Mahmoud Abbas, leader of F

Hmhm
I said if we never get a chance to be together go with Jah,Jamie loves ya, wha me seh? It's a pity you already have a Man and me done have a Women inna mi life rudeGirl it's such a pity I woulda like one of these mornings to wake up and find your face on a pillow lying right next to mine I woulda cut out the partying the smoking and the rum and buss a extra wine and make we seal up a son well everytime mi fantasize me see your lips me see your eyes Your trigger finger do something a lef the rudeboy hypnotized For you it's just a thing, just another little fling But for me this is Heaven and the angel them a sing Fi buck you up inna public and cant even touch It really fuck me up because me check fi you so much The respect weh mi have fi your woman fi your kids believe me rudeGirl mi criss, a nuh matey this who knows? maybe one day the world will be evolved enough we'll share you in a civilized manner between the two of us But until then I woulda love see you again,

Pieces...
When I close my eyes Your smile is what I see Your sparkling eyes I hear your laugh Your voice in my ear Soft and sweet You cared so much Never letting me forget But now All those things They are mere phantoms I cant bring myself To face them But I cant let them go either My heart shattered that day And I just keep cutting myself Trying to pick up the shards I know I must But I don’t know how I cant seem to Get past this Cant pull myself together I fear I may Be eternally broken

Isnt It Though?
I wish i could wake up every morning And see your smiling face Holding you in my arms Seeing all your grace I wish i could fall asleep in your arms Every night of every day Feeling all your warmth Feeling so very safe Nothing could make me happier Than kissing your tender lips Hugging your body Feeling your gentle finger tips A day without you is hell With sadness and much pain But i know that without you completly I would never be the same I can help but think... How alone i used to be How unhappy i felt How i had sorrow for myself But then you came, to save me from my pain You have brightened my face, my heart, my soul You have made me feel special, my heart feels whole I never want to leave you I always want you to stay Because every part of me Loves you in each and every way! ~W.H.~ ~2009~ From a distance I watch smiling, for her's there again hair...slightly tousled damp curls clinging to forehead framing green eyes.... heart skips a beat. She likes to swim in the

Finally, Some Good News!
After months and months and months and months of disappointments in different areas of my life FINALLY a bright spot has emerged. I have a job interview tomorrow It's at a local veterinarian office. They are doing what they call a "working" interview. I will actually be put in the back helping the other vet techs. I haven't worked since December of 2007 so this is like a really big deal for me. Keep your fingers crossed, keep me in your thoughts and if you pray throw my name in there too! ♥ you all

238 Things About Me!
THE BASICS Name: Aphrodite Gender: Female (Like you couldn’t Tell) Age: 27 Birthday: Oct. 13 Race: Nazi/Indian School/Grade: College Student Job: See Above Status: Single Hometown: Deuce Nine, California Current Town: San Diego Parents Still Together: Uhhh, Nope Siblings: 2 Wacky Sisters Pets: Nope Smoker: Ewwww Drinker: Not So Much Virgin: Sure Am Orientation: Straight Drugs: Who needs them?? I’m high on life! APPEARANCE Hair Color: Dark Brown Is it dyed? Sure Is Eye color: Gorgeous Green Height: 5'7" Style: Hott! Glasses/Contacts/None? Glasses Freckles: Noppers Body Type: Size is moving down! Shoe Size: 9-10 Piercing: Ears and Nose Want More? Yup Tattoos? 9 Want More? I am addicted Braces? No Sir Overall Best Feature? My Gorgeous Eyes Overall Worst Feature? Stomach Scars! Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad? I think both LIKES/DISLIKES Favorite Color: Pink, Green, Brown Worst Color: hmmm.. Favorite Number: 13 Favorite Animal: Horse Least Favorite Animal:

Did You Make Da List???
Ok, I "borrowed" this from a friend of a friend. It looked like fun, so now its on my page. I hope nobody takes offense. Remember, just GROWN folks having FUN!! *Anybody just passing thru is welcomed to play along!!* Its very simple...Go look at your friendlist/family list and tell us who.... Would u like to meet in person: I aint got enough room for that answer lol Have you met in person: I'm a diva....hustla Is the coolest: Male= Da President Barack Obzze. Female= Da H.B.I.C. MzBooti2big & EyezOfJade cause we from round da same way litterly Is the most sensitive: Sweet Nis, well thats untill she gets da goose in her lol Is the most funniest: These lame ass muthafuckas who think they somebody. smh, they funny as fuck Is the most sexiest: My wife got this one hands down. Sweet Nis Is off the chain: Besides me, its da Prez again. Shots fired Everybody down. My dark side MzBooti2big & her baby mama. Has the blogs w/the deepest meaning to them: I really dont read blogs not often un

My Complaints Bout General Population
ok, so here is my gripe! why do people have to be haters and 2facers? even if they dont know you... for example. i might tell someone that im in nursing school. well, this leads to where i attend college. now this would be ok if people were not such haters. they want to know why im going there and why didnt i go to WVU or somewhere else. then i hear about how they dont think Salem U is a good college ( they never went to college, and half dont have even a GED). Not that i give a shit what anyone thinks, but im sic of hearin the dumb shit. why assholes wanna take their sorry lives out on me? i am trying to do something about mine instead of bitchin bout my predic-a-ment. not my fault people are happier wollerin in their own shit and sorrows.... I luv to be a friend to people and like to think i have a sympathetic ear, but damn dont bitch about or try and make me feel like shit cz im tyrin to better myself and you're not. FUCK! ohh yea and one more thing.... the first 5 years of hearin

Adult Riddles
Adult Riddles Q.What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q.What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q What's the height of conceit?A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.What's the definition of 'Macho'?A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A.A guy will actually search for a golf ball~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?A.They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.Why is divorce so expensive?A.Because it's worth it!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Drill Sgt Looking
So this Drill Sgt is new to Fubar and it really seems to fit my new found status as single. Seems to be alt of internet ladies in here that could make for alot of fun. Come on ladies... come and join my troop.

Miracle
One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had, that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment, and frustration. Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: 'Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot, I don't know how. It is not fair Lord, I didn't deserve these wrongs that were done against me and I shouldn't

Dj Naming Contest
I like WeAllFall, but Biggie and Dream don't agree. So, I will give 5,000 fubucks to whoever can come up with a good DJ name for me. Please, only serious suggestions...nothing vulgar. Hell, I'll even throw in 2,000 fubucks for 2nd place, and 1,000 fubucks for 3rd place if I get more than 10 legitimate suggestions. The 5,000 fubucks still stands for the best suggestion I will keep this open for suggestions and decide on Monday. Thanks for your suggestions.

Sweet-sugar-candi
come and get you some bobby got all your sweet stuff your pictures are fine like that i well talk to you 4 sure your going to bed 4 work or what im a night person i well talk to you later lv ya sugar-candi

I Must ....
Stereotypes are usually exaggerations, but are often based on slight fact, and if Im to be honest, I am slightly overweight . However, as stereotypes are usually exaggerations and overgeneralisations, most of the ones listed below are pretty rubbish :) Stereotype I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be ridin dirty.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm BI so I MUST want to fuck every guy and girl i seeI'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUS

Blow Jobs - A Womans View
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit sono, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games im

Blow Jobs - A Mans View
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Make hay when the sun shi

Dear Men Of The World
I Didn't write this, but I wish I knew who did.... It Amused me lmfao Dear Men of the World, Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not

Baby Names
I want a lil girl and have been tryin to decide what name sounds the best. So please leave comments on which you think is better. I have always wanted to have a lil girl named Jazzmin Lynne or Cassandra. I haven't found a middle name for Cassandra that I like yet. My middle name is Mae. I am french and italian so I have been thinking of a name that means beautiful or princess. I now also like the name Isabella Mae or Isabella Marie and I am leaning more towards that. She would have my middle name if I chose the first one,and first name means beautiful,so that'd be cool. I'd call her Belle or Bella for short. Let me know what you think of the names and thank you.

Want A Salute!!!!???
!!!Salutes!!! Hey freinds! Want a salute special for you? Let me know... SB or PM me for more details... Yezzir I'm real ;) See you soon I hope! Thanx for stopping by.... It's always a pleasure, really..... -MomsDontLikMe

Favorite Angel Contest
The lowest of the low folder from The great fu blogger link check it outHere's another one showing tits for fu stuff. This person has no busniess doing this; User #2326258 alot more of there now who is really the lowest of the low childish, I dont know this girl, but think what people could be doing to you one day! And the great fu blogger is JohnnyDevil so not cool get a life. Guess people do anything to stay in the top at the expense of others.

Hit Me Up Here If Were Friends
SYNDICATE STUDIOS is a funky professional 48/32/24 track recording studio complex located in KANSAS CITY designed to give artists and bands a relaxed, affordable place to record with outstanding sound, at a fraction of the usual recording studio costs. - SYNDICATE STUDIOS is one of the best studios around!The space is ideal for both acoustic and electric instruments. It features over 1,500 square feet of floor space, two large isolation booths, the choice of a Yamaha C9 piano or a New York Steinway "B", and a large private artist's lounge. The control room is ideal for mixing as well as recording with its 60 input Neve VR console fitted with Flying Faders Automation and a full 5.1 surround monitoring panel. The control room monitors are custom built Waterland/TAD speakers with Hafler amps and Genelec nearfields. The studio is video ready with house sync plus video, digital distribution and WIFI. STUDIO "A"We boast a treasure chest full of the finest in classic analog equipment. Our

My Family
Yes, I have pictures of me in various stages of undress, and full nude. If you would like to see them, here is what I have decided it will take: 1 bling - 1 day Bling packs - 1 day per bling (25 bling pack, 25 days..etc up to 5 months) VIP/Autos/Bomb-6 months access There are a few exceptions to these rules, but you know who you are and why. Begging will get you no where, except possibly blocked. I know that rating NSFW does not get any points, so you must comment each picture. Failure to comply with my simple rules will result in being reduced to friend or blocked. I don't want to be mean, but I have been forced to these measures by some rude people. Please read my profile before acting on this blog. Thank you, Mikee To answer all the questions I have gotten..here goes... Bling = 2 days per bling Bling packs = 30 days and up VIP/autos/bomb = Unlimited access, plus added to my yahoo

Be On The Look Out!!!
An Amber Alert has been issued frm Denver to Chicago. A 6' 2" 225lbs whinneyass baby by the name of Jay Cutler is missing. If found Please contact Broncos Headquaters so they can call his Mommy. She is worried.

Family Time And The Southern Sunshine
Today is my birthday as most of you that know me know already ... spent time online with Harley which is never enuf ... i crave that man ... went to High Point NC to see some friends and pick matt my 14 year old up .. he had stayed the weekend with them .... we cooked out ... had cake and ice cream ... which was omg more than i eat in a week ... but meh .. a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do right ... i took one for the team ... anywho... matt asked if we could go fishing ...... and i said ummmm hell yes ... he ended up catching two fish and was loving it ... i took becca to the playground there right on the water ....... was so beautiful ...... i sent Harley pics all day and texts so he would be sorta there ya know ... we are working hard at being together even so far away ... soon that wont be an issue ... yay... I so want to show Harley and our son who is with him ... the south ... one of these days id love to take them and spend time showing them all the things that live in my

Music
I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedOh, god it feels like foreverBut no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home sitting all alone inside your head'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedOh, god it feels like foreverBut no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home sitting all alone inside your headHow do you feel? That is the questionBut I forget.. you don't expect an easy answerWhen something like a soul becomesInitialized and folded up like paper dolls and little notesYou can't expect a bit of hopeSo while you're outside looking inDescribing what you seeRemember what you're staring at is meCause I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedAll I know is that it feels like foreverWhen no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home, sitting all alone inside your headHow much is real? So much to questionAn epidemic of the mannequinsContaminating everythingWhen though

Ms Walk
Okay look I'm not asking for handouts or anything. What I asking for is support. My mom has MS. Basically the immune system attacks the central nervous system. It affects the ability of the nerve cells in the brain and the spinal cord to communicate with each other. Like I said my mom has it. It has taken it's toll on my mother. Growing with my mom and her having this disease has been hard. My mom has been a single mother since I was born. Right now she works to help support my younger siblings, and I do what I can to help her. She is the strongest person I know. She is getting worse. She goes everyday without complaining once that she is in pain due to her MS. She has a big heart and has always been there for people who needed her help. My mom is my hero, she has shown me what is like to have the strength and determination to never give up and keep going no matter what life throws at you. There is no cure for this disease but hopefully one day they will find a way to help with it. Ag

Our First Encounter!
Today marks the day my cousin was KILLED!! By a 19 year old boy strung out on drugs and alchol and was on some kind of TRILL... On this morning she was to meet the UNKNOWN...who would even ~X~pect this and Flashes of her life would be SHOW'N.... was asked by my Aunt to write her last WORDS.. to her daughter, these would be read and ALL would be HEARD!!How does 'ONE' even begin to write or ~X~press such SYMPATHIES....Words to be said from a Mother to her now Dead Daughter, and being my FAMILIES... So, I sat and what first come to My MIND.... What if I had to go on with leaving one of my Daughters BEHIND!!Out from the darkness the words come and just FLOWED.... It was powerful and some light shown and GLOWED!!!My cousin, her the same age as I am, was killed on this day by a 19 year old boy who had no driver's license, driving someone else's truck, hopped on drugs and who knows what else. My cousin woke this beautiful 'mourn'ing and was to only do her normal routine of a typical day and o

The Primer Of Shadows
A friend of mine wanted to know how you can see a person as they are and I told him to look for a Honest Moment. He looked puzzled and I explained it to him... A Honest Moment is when a person is caught without any of the masks or filters they use to deal with the day-to-day throng of humanity. An example would be when a friend of his was interracting with a small child. She didn't think anyone was watching and her face relaxed and a honest smile crossed her face. As soon as she noticed that someone saw her in her moment, the mask and facade went back up. In a Honest Moment, you can see the potential of a person, their happiness and their sadness. Their rage dancing with their fears. I learned that people want others to think of them in a certain way while totally not being true to their essence of self. If you are lucky to see a person's Honest Moment, you will most definitely see what I mean. A photograph can rarely capture a Honest Moment but it does happen. Wild Cards is a s

Up
There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses... To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

Song Of The Day
I woke up today all energized and refreshed. Feeling damn good now after being so worn out recently. Some of you may know I am a truck driver and most days are not bad, but I been on the road since December 27th so I was getting a bit burned out to say the least. Home now and got 10 days off. Well 9 now since I slept most of yesterday away. I always have a song in my head and the song I woke up with this morning...Living la Vida Loca by Ricky Martin. sidenote: I am not gay or bi, but DAMN Ricky Martin is a sexy motherfu... Woke up energized and just feeling "on". song of the day Proud like a god - Guano Apes Find it, you will like it. EDIT..ok I goofed. song is called "Open Your Eyes" seasons are changing

Thank You
Would like to thank all those who rated me..and bombed me Friday. I was not on much..to return the love but if you need help..you can ask me anytime for it. I have not been feeling the best lately. Been working to much..and still recovering from a cold. I just feel ran down alot..and tired. Anyways.. just wanted to say that. Also, I am gonna be in a auction, starting tonight. I will put further details up later.

Just A Freakin Rant
So I have decided to keep a lil harem of bishes...They must be my slave and rate me and give me stuffs. drinks etc. lol...In return of being my bish I will do the same for you...So...if u wanna be Wykkeds bish...u must tell me why u deserve the title. lol...MUAH...luvs all of ya...thanks in advance. LOLPs...this was for fun...but I wouldnt mind really having some of my own personal bishes. LOL...kisses you sexy peeps...tiffany aka WYKKED For real people...Cant you be the same all the time instead of being wishy washy from one moment to the next....There...Ive said my peace...grrrrrrrrrrrrrr So Im finally dating again and actually having a good time...Some dates not so good others great....Actually have had several dates with differet friend over the past 2 weeks and I have to say...Some men in this world are gentlemen....Hmmm....stay tuned...for the dating blogs...Lets see if this will get crazy like the last time I was dating regularly.....blah...

Perfect Star....
A perfect starTo touch the night,A perfect starIs my guiding light.A perfect starSo far away,A perfect starWho makes my day.A perfect starIs what I see,A perfect starGod gave it to me.A perfect starIn my mind,A perfect starI thought i'd never find.A perfect starI thought was here to stay,A perfect starFinally came my way.A perfect starI cry for every night,A perfect starI have loved with all my might. HOW IM FEELING AT THE MOMENT....LEAVE COMMENTS PLS! THANX!

Her Song
I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside. They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried. When I am alone I hurt, because here I do it well. In front of all the watchful eyes my heaven turns to hell. The judge and jury awaits me, everyone has a say. In a life that hangs suspended for yet another day. Who are they to judge if what I have done is right or wrong? In the end I gave her up, but inside still sing her song. I don't know how to find the strength I thought I had. If only I could play tough it wouldn't be so bad. They say that life goes on and someday I'll smile again. But, how do they know my pain without being where I've been? I've traveled so far from home, and can't find my way back. Somewhere along the way I must have jumped the track. I saw her just today and her smile is still the same. She looked at me so sweetly, but never spoke my name. I wonder if she remembers me, It hasn't been that long. She may have forgotten me, but I still sing

December Photoshoot
Ok, So my friend just talked me into doing a photoshoot for a calendar. My month is going to be December. So Im wondering if I should do a "Miss Xmas" theme orrrr like a "Santas Lil Helper" kinda thing... Lol, what are your thoughts or suggestions for themes or poses? Note me please!

In Case Anyone Actually Misses Me While I'm Gone
I am alive. Lost as always, but hopeful, now more than ever. I have someone who makes me smile no matter what. I have a daughter I love more than anything. And I have the entire world open before me and full of possibilities. I am going far away, as I seem to often do. And I will miss those who matter, just as much as I am sure I will be missed by the same. I will not forget, nor will I be forgotten, and for that I am truly grateful. To my fu-fam (and you know who you are ;) ), I luvs ya all wif all my middle heart. To my firends on here, I'm coming back, and I 'm coming back just as much of a smartass as I am now, so prepare yourselves in advance :D. And to all who don't matter, and if you aren't sure, it's probably you: You will never understand, don't bother pretending you do The only one you're making a fool out of, is you Later, Loves ya, Out. Tragedy convalescing into this space A broken fantasy encroaching on my solace and I find myself impaled on lies I tell only mys

10 Alternate Uses For A Coat Hanger
I want to thank Hugh G Joak for coauthoring this blog with me. He is my inspiration on most of my crazy ideas and blogs. I would like to give him full credit for today's blogs theme. You are my rock, Kumquat.. 10 Alternate uses for coat hangers: 1. To hold your Pippi Long Stocking hair do 2. Breaking into cars. 3. Punk rocker earring 4. Giant Bubble Blower 5. Electrical outlet tester 6. Hill Billy toothpick 7. While wearing a cast a scratching device 8. Car Radio Antenna 9. To capture large dust balls from the far corners of your bed. 10. Makes an excellent cat toy ( just need crazy glue and feathers ) Thank you for stopping by Kumquat and Snow Pea

Cherry Bomb 4.7.09 Read If You Want Cb'd
I'm going to do another Cherry Bomb toight Tuesday 4-7-09. If you would like to bomb you and you have a folder with 250 pics for bombing and would like me to bomb you please leave a comment with a DIRECT link to that folder. Please r/f/a if you haven't already as well for me to bomb you. In the past I've asked for the link to be sent to my SB but that got way to confusing. I try very hard to hit my family members of the Americas Brave N Proud Lounge and the members of the Rating Revolution as well first. Also if you have auto 11's going to still be in affect tonight leave that in your message too if you could :-) help me and I'll be helping you too!!! Looking forward to new friends and fans. I try to keep up with anyone who f/r/a's me as well :) Also pleaz rate this blog as well :) UPDATE 4.7.09 PM My internet is running extremely SLOWWWWW so I'm going to wait until tomorrow to do my cherry bomb. So hopefully tomorrow night will be better to be able to do a Cherry Bomb :)

Remember Those Who Died For You
My good friend has a website with his artwork geared towards the men and women of the Armed Forces. A little blurb taken from his site: My goal by my art work is that as long as the men and women of our armed forces are fighting and dying for us, that they are remembered through my brush strokes. I am able to do any photo or idea that you have at your request on any size canvas that you want. Email me with details that you want done and we can go from there. Brandon Click the picture below to be taken there Please support a Marine Veteran!

Life...
Hey, If you choose to read this please at least rate it. If you feel like post a comment.. Thats Fabulous! Thank you! About 2 months ago, I woke up one morning and I found a lump on my leftside ribcage. I asked my Fiance to feel it. He said he could feel anything. So I let it pass till that morning. I then had my roommate feel the spot where the lump was. I didn't tell her about it. I let her tell me about it. She felt what I felt! So I called my dr office and he was full. So i asked for a referral to see another dr at another clinic. Which was kind of a hug run around. I get in to see this Dr. He examed me.. Said he thought it was a gas pocket. It would pass in a coupld days. If it didn't then i was to go back in. He didn't even want to bother with me. I waited a week. Its still there. I for sure wasn't going back to him. But they did call and I did express how i felt about how he wanted to do nothing about the lump not even take some sort of pics of it. I said I wasn't g

Red
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for a man... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together.. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home.No, he responded.Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home.Going to pick him up?No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family.The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Ch

Auction
I am in another auction!!!!!! Who wants to own me for a month??????Here is a list of what I am offering:1. 300 pic rates a week 10's - if VIP is offered will be 11's.2. Daily comments from me.3. Random gifts.4. Owned by in my name for a month.5. SFW salute.6. Link to your profile on my page.7. Drinks to keep ypou sh*tfaced.8. More can be discussed depending on winning bid.Thank you!Here is the link to the pic.And please don't forget to Rate/Fan/Add the auction hostess she is awesome!!!!!!MzCh@osR☼xx R/L Wifey 2 TinMan22/Hers-Just Your Average Military Wmn*Mine/Hers-SxyMexicanChica@ fubar

My Son's Auto Bio Poem
Auto-bio poem Deon Generous, loving, honest, authority Brother of Daunte and Madison Lover of the first rain of the spring, the smell of fresh cut grass, Bright sunny days Who feels joy when playing sports, scared the first day of school, happy when school is out Who needs sports to live, weekends off, and variety in my life Who gives help when asked, loving when needed, encouragement when someone is down Who fears spiders, needles and snakes Who would like to see peace in the world, less gangs in the world and less war Who lives in a 4 complex on froom crescent with my mom and brother

You Read It Here First
MzCh@osR☼xx R/L Wifey 2 TinMan22/Hers-Just Your Average Military Wmn*Mine/Hers-SxyMexicanChica Is having an Easter auction, you guessed it, I'm in it...Why not come by and see what I have to offer...While you're there browsing the participants pls rate them...PLS don't forget to R/F/A my girl MzCh@os, she's a fantastic lady and a great friend...She has a lot of great pics, check 'em out and show her some love, you'll be glad you did...Now all ya have to do is click the link get your bids on... ~Natural_Witch~

Rants Of A Psycho Bitch
THE JUDGEMENTAL PICES OF SHIT CAN GO SUCK ON A DICK. I MEAN JUGGALOS GET HATED ON FOR BEING WHO THEY ARE...I DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT...BUT THEY ARE JUST JELOUS AND THEY WANT TO BE LIKE US BUT ARE TO AFFRAID TO ADMIT IT. PEOPLE HAVE TO GO AS FAR AS MAKING A JUGGALO HALOCUST. WITCH THERE INTENT IS TO RID THE WORLD OF JUGGALOS...IM PAROUD OF WHO I AM IM PROUD OF WHAT I STAND FOR. EING A JUGGALO IS A WAY OF LIFE. FAMILY STICKS TOGETHER LIKE A REAL FAMILY SHOULD. IT DONT PISS ME OFF ANYMORE BECAUSE I KNOW IF WE DONT REACT TO THE HATERS THEN THEY WILL JUST LEAVE US ALONE. well james went back home to spend time with his mom and to get some work done. we got alot of stuff to put into storage. but the car we have is not big enough and we dont have the money for gas. i dont know what to think about humanity anymore...there is a few people that i trust...i dont even trust my boyfriend...just because i have not met him yet. other then that im doing great. well people piss me the fuck off.

What Will It Take
"What Will It Take"I have lost friends I have lost loversWhat will it take to never hurt anotherMy life has become numbMy Life has become dimWhat will it take to never hurt againThe times have became hardThe times have become ferceWhat will it take to stop these tearsI have hurt my familyI have hurt my motherWhat will it take to mend the othersGrieve has overwhelmed me Grieve has overwhelmed friendsWhat will it take to make them endCrying wont make the hurt go Crying wont make the hurt changeWhat will it take to turn the pageI feel like my life is overI feel like my life should endWhat will it take to make this happenWill it be a razorWill it be a gunWhat will it take to make this turnI dont want this to happenI dont want this to solveWhat will it take to make this dissolveIt hurts so bad insideIt hurts so bad outsideWhat will it take to make me desideWhat ever it is I hope it comes soonI dont know if I will see another moonI dont know how long I can fakeI just want to know what will i

Up For Auction!!
COME BY AND MAKE YOUR BID! I PROMISE IT WILL BE WORTH YOUR TIME! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1513098&albumid=1642887&i=596366323&idx=9 !!!!OWN ME!!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1029198&i=2295056842&albumid=1610222 ^CLICK THE LINK TO SEE MY AUCTION!^!!!!OWN ME!!!!

Leaving
Well i been thinking hard and i dont really know but really been thinking after my VIP is over with i might be leaving for good and will miss alot of yall but if you have anything on that subject that you want to say just leave a comment Its hard knowing the fact everyone thinks you have a wonderful life, fun , happy, and cheerful life, but when you are alone, you cry for no reason you just cry and cry till you feel happy and then when you are happy you want to feel sad again and just keep crying.My friends say i am so strong i wish i could say this to them:I am tired of trying, I am tired over crying, i know i am smiling but inside i am dyin! may be then they would realise i am just a good actress! Just so depressed, why does it have to be like this???? Something i will never know :(

Need
She is the only person in this world that i have every felt i had to be with to be happy.I love her voice,her attitude and that she is responsible.She is my world.I think about her constantly.I dont know what i will do if I cannot be with her again soon.My life just isent the same without her. She can make me laugh and smile just thinking about her.I love her son like he was my own and thats so heartwarming to me.....I love you baby and i want to be with you>Please forgive me my love i miss you bunches...XOXOXOXOXOXO

Fu-wedding Invitation For All April 25th!!!
JAGERMEISTER AND GLITTERKITTY INVITE YOU TO JOIN THEM IN VAMPY'S VAMPIRE CAVE FOR THEIR FU-WEDDING ON APRIL 18, 2009 FROM 5-10PM FU-TIME!! DURING THE FU-WEDDING RANDOM BLING WILL BE GIVEN OUT TO THOSE WHO RATE, FAN, ADD US, AND STOP IN VAMPY'S FOR THE WEDDING. BLING WILL BE TOTALLY RANDOM WE WILL CHOOSE SOMEONE THAT IS IN VAMPY'S AND THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED HAS RATED, FANNED, AND ADDED US BOTH!!! ALSO DURING THE FU-WEDDING ONE RANDOM SONG WILL BE CHOSEN AND IF YOU ARE PRESENT DURING THAT SONG YOU WILL BE ELIGIBLE FOR THE 1 MILLION FU-BUCKS GIVEAWAY!! THESE GIFTS WILL ONLY BE GIVEN OUT BETWEEN 5-10PM FU-TIME ON OUR FU-WEDDING DAY AND YOU MUST BE IN VAMPY'S TO BE ELIGIBLE!! IN ADDITION GLITTERKITTY AND JAGERMEISTER WILL BE RUNNING AUTO 11'S FROM 11AM FU-TIME SAT APRIL 18TH TO 11AM FU-TIME SUNDAY APRIL 19TH. DURING THAT TIME IF YOU RATE GLITTERKITTY'S PURPLE DREAMS FOLDER AND JAGERMEISTER'S GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS FOLDER AND THEN PM US BOTH YOU WILL BE

New Friend Please Add Her And Love Her!!!
PrettyBlueEyes90 PLEASE ADD HER AS A FRIEND... SHES NEW TO FUBAR AND IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.. LOVE HER AND TREAT HER LIKE YA DO ME!! THANKS ALL!!! LOVE YA!!! SWTFLGAL @ fubar

I Was A Student Of Humanity, But I Flunked Out
Guess where the fuck I am? Yeah, I think in order to wrap up my "Starbucks Blogging" ensemble, I need some really thin glasses even though I don't wear glasses, a sweater vest and a soul patch. Yeah, I need to look like a total deusch. And that is the theme of today's blog and a re-occuring one in the "Adventures of the Drunken Cowboy". So many people judge by looks, and judge what they don't understand. I guess people have trouble accepting things or people that are different from what they've been brought up to know; and so feel the need to put a label on everything. That's where stereotypes come from; and once something has that label on it, they better adhere to that label and everything it entails or else they're gonna be wrong. So what does it mean when you're so fucked up by other peoples' standards that they can't even figure out how to label you? I means there must be something so wrong with you, you must be a bad person, and folks don't really want you around. Now in

My Life
Blood is thicker than water!! and our blood is the thickest there is! I got mine, and they got me... back to back for all eternity!! There is never a let down or fall from grace we don't catch. We may argue, we may fight, and piss each other off to no extream... but we never abandon. We are there through the thick and thin, through the worst of storms, through the darkest nights.. when the rest of the world has walked out... It is an unspoken truth and certainty. We are interwined and bound to each other with our love. our passion, and our faith. We are KEYS! and the better generation of the foudation we were given. We rise above and give our name a better meaning.. because we simply are the best of our blood. We are a family, we are THE FAMILY! not just by the blood that flows through our veins....and not just because of our last name... but because of who we are as human beings...we are close, we are bonded, and we got what most don't have... we triumph and we regulate.. we are the g

Stay Alert! They Walk Among Us... And They Vote And They Reproduce...heeeere's Your Sign!!!
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large'enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not.. Four is larger than two..." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but we cannot do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.. Do

Rating
You know I'm sick and tired of seeing people asking for help to level up and when someone like me goes and helps them out with their rates. They Turn around and just rate the profile. What kind of shit is that. i rate 100 to 200 of yours and you turn around and rate one out of all mine. Don't ya think that's being selfish just a bit.If you don't like rating people, then you should return the favor by giving them a gift like a small BLING that's 1-3 credits depending on how many rates they do. or something and not be a greedy ass, that's trying to make it to the top before everyone else... *This doesn't apply to some of my new friends or the people that return their favors with Blings and rates. * Its to all the Greedy Bastards out there that dont return not even a quarter of what you gave them.You know my time is as presicous as yours is. I may have the common sense not to spend my hard earn money on some website.But I do return all rates, add's, fanning, etc. i even pimp out the

Tagged
ok so i got tagged by 2 fuckers that think their the shit... ok so your supposed to write 10 things randomnly..anyways.. things.. weird things about or facts about yourself.. pretty much shit that u dont like or cant stand or on the other hand... things that u absolutely love.. here goes... 1. One thing that I cannot stand in any way is the mexican mamacitas at the walmart supercenter that take their goddamn cart and just outta nowhere hit u in the back of the heel with it... u stop what ur doin and ur like. wtf was that... u turn around to see what dumbass has just hit you.. well ya should have known.. damn beaner bitches! She mumbles off something that u have no idea what she just said bc guess what? U havent spoken a lick of spanish in your entire life... so u politely say.. oh, thats ok. But its really not...so before I get to 2..Im gonna tell you what to do after you have said oh, thats ok.. you start goin down the aisle, turn the corner, go up the next aisle, then turn th

Twenty Four Hours
I stripped off what was left of my clothing, seeing how rumpled and dishevelled I looked after he had used me. Still, when I looked in the bathroom mirror, I noticed a healthy-looking blush on my cheeks. It would be hard to convince anyone that I hadn’t enjoyed the rough treatment he’d given me, because truthfully, I had. I started the shower, and then decided to use the toilet while the water warmed. When I finished, I decided not to flush it right away, because it would affect the temperature of the water. I figured I could flush it when I got out of the shower, and I really wanted to clean up. I glanced around to see if there was something I could use to pin my hair out of the way while I washed. Snatching a comb off of the counter, I scooped my hair up and stuck the comb in it to fix it out of my face while I scrubbed the sweat of our encounter off of my body. I stepped into the shower, and began lathering my body, beginning with my neck and working my way down, being

Music
lol so im addicted to posting lyrics lol...most have a meaning though :P Pay attention, pay attention, pay attention please.He who lusts through life for excess in this world.Dies a lonely man, careless of his soul.Throwing caution to the wind with foolish ignorance.You're full of pride.Full of pride.Full of pride.And in arrogance you can't accept the nearing end of this short lived life.Smile and give a toast, brag and boast.Fool the world with all of your lies.The parasite's host never even knows.Pull the wool over our eyes.Walk the line and pay the price.A pound of flesh for paradise.Wear the wounds of your demise.Fail to mention your intentions, fail to mention why.The actions of your life contradict your words...The path in which you walk is a vice of no remorse.Washing conscience from the skin, claiming innocence.Ignore the signs.Smile and give a toast, brag and boast.Fool the world with all of your lies.The parasite's host never even knows.Pull the wool over our eyes.Walk th

My Bull Shit!
For most of you who know me you know that my son is my everything my pride, my joy, my breathe, my blood, my soul. it's easter. I work 70 hours a week. I give everything i have into my son. he DOES NOT go without. out of a 700 dollar paycheck he gets 450 of it. my son will not go alone or unloved. I'm his father he is my everything I don't get to see him often. with all the hours i work i'm lucky to get him 3 or 4 days every two weeks. my grandfather is ill. extremely ill. his wish today was for my son to be there. when it came down to it i picked the phone up and called for him. i got the next two days off and i wanted it with him anyway. it's easter he should be with me. His mother has been meeting men off the internet for the past 9 months.. 37 new men to be total. I'm looking at it as a bad environment for my son. she is not taking care of him. well today out of all the wishes for my grandfather, when i went to get him she told me that i couldn't have him. she wanted to take him to

1 Million Fu Bucks
i will give 1 million fu bucks to the first person that can correctly tell me why we celebrate easter when we do AND who decided it. good luck post your answers in the comment area :P p.s. dont forget to rate

Read It And See
Just before dawn breaksThe room greyYou lie awake tranquilWith hopes of more sleepDeep breath followed by a subtle sighOnly provided a stimulating scent to take hold of you With her back to you, she lays, still within the grasp of nights sleepStarring for a moment; taking in the sight of her silhouetted curvesBlanket cascaded along her lower back - teasing you, tempting you The faint fog of sleep has liftedAnother deep breath followed by a subtle sighLifting the blanket, moving inYour arm wraps and pulls her inRemoving the space between youHer skin rushes the blood within youYour head pillowed by her neck melts youThe hold of her scent swells youThe squirm of her hips pressing against you, signals you Her shoulder welcomes the touch of your lipsHer body loosens within your graspYour teeth provide a pinch of desireWarranting the faint moan of your nameHer breast cradled in your handAgain her ass presses against you...leading you Quickly movingSurprising herNow you straddle her backT

Blogs
If i could have just one wish, i would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck. The warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin and the feel of your heart beating with mine forever. My love I have tried with all my being, to grasp a glimpse of a beauty compararble to your own. But nothing seems worthy, except the beauty you behold. Let me know you, let me hold you, let me make love to you, let me show you your all that matter to me. Shine your light all over me. Your the one i dream of, the one i been waiting for. The one i could spend my life with, and never want nothing more.

Auction
I am up for Auction Place your Bids to Own me for a Month.. Click the link and place your bids...Even if you cant or don't bid please rate the photo thank you all so muchcopy paste the link please http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=429545&albumid=1620851&i=663551027&idx=47

Dopey And The Pope
Dopey and the other six dwarves went on a trip to the Vatican to meet the Pope. When the Pope arrives to greet them, Dopey sidles upto him and says "Excuse me, your holyness. Do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?"The pope ponders this and then replys "You know what Dopey, I don't believe there are."Dopey looks at him and shuffles from foot to foot uncomfortably. "Well, do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"The Pope again thinks for a while, but still says "No Dopey, I dont think there are."Dopey starts to look uneasy so he asks in desperation "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole of the world?"The pope looks him in the eye and replys "No Dopey there isn't! Why are you so consurned with this issue?"Shamefaced Dopey points to the other dwaves that are huddled in the corner, laughing and chanting "Dopey shagged a penguin!"

Life
I have adopted some extremely dear friends of mine recently. I wrote this for SpicyChiliPepper and her daughter Nicole. There's no reason to feel sadWhen you can joke insteadThere's no reason to become angryWhen all you need to do is smileThere's no need to feel aloneWhen all you need to do is callThere's no need to act shyWhen you look into a room it lights upThere's no cause for putting up with assholesWhen programmers made the /ignore commandThere's no cause for stubbornnessWhen you can have a gentle free willThere's no excuse for bad behaviorWhen energy can be used elsewhereThere's no excuse for someone mistreating youWhen you have someone like me to go toI'm here to lend a helping handI'm here to be your friendJust come to me when you need to talkAnd I'll be here 'til the end! You have torn my heart in pieces You have taken my life and thrown it to the ground You have spoiled everything that is fucking great in life You have betrayed all aspects of honesty You have fucked

Baseball
went to see my stros last night...*sigh* i hate the cubs...i'd like to burn down chicago...then i'd be rid of the white sox too...blah... my astros arent off to a very good start!! i went to see them on the 8th...my jinx continues!! we lost 11-6 that day...blah...i should just stay outta minute maid park..lol..then they might have a chance. *sigh*

War On Drugs
Today's modern "War on Drugs" is less than a war on "drugs", and more of a war on the plant, Cannabis sativa. Cannabis sativa, more commonly known as marijuana, or "pot", is an annual flowering crop, used for medicinal, industrial, and recreational purposes for thousands of years; however, it is this function ability which contributes to the debate of it's legalization. The chemical property in Marijuana that produces the controversial "high" is called delta- 9- tetrahydrocanna binol, or for short THC. (NIDA) Marijuana's physical properties, such as when grown for the use of hemp, are incredibly useful -- more durable than cotton, more plentiful than timber, and hydrocarbons capable of producing a wide range of alternative fuels.(Facts About Hemp) Beginning in the 1930s, racism against Mexicans and African- Americans, and the threat of hemp's potentially large market made marijuana a prime suspect of criminalization . Wealthy individuals pushed their agenda, with the right connections,

The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you..........are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000.Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models.I saw one I really liked" MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...The house I wanted last year is back on the market.They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it.. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK.I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I

Up For Auction
I'm up for auction over on DJ sexy Kitty's profile.... Go Bid away!! You can copy and paste this link into your browser.... http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1504689&albumid=1612974&i=1640883715&idx=7 Read Bully for direct link to picture to place your bid!!

Help
gotta go soon! ne one up for bein dirty dammit my computer is messin up! try to upload photos and it wont let me! having other issues with it too. give me a few days and i will have my profile set! could i get some drinks, some fans or something from someone!

Cuffs
My son is very much into playing Police and SWAT. In fact, for his birthday he went to the Police museum. He came home with a Police badge and hand cuffs. One of the neighborhood boys saw them and said, "those don't look real". My son said, "how do you know what the real ones look like?" He said, "cuz my mom has some". True story. I will never be able to look at my neighbor the same.Just thought I'd share that with you.

No Clue
No Clue Most men have no clue when it comes to women...We're not that complicated...Don't worry...this is not going to be one of those male bashing blogs that you men dread and that most women will agree with...It's actually going to give you men a little insight as to how simple we women really are.... I've only met a couple of men in my life that really understand a way to a womans heart...No...it's not through your wallet....However..flowers are nice...and much appreciated... :) I say it all the time..."You can catch more flies with honey"...Now break that down...Be nice...be a gentleman...be curtious...respectful and by all means...stop with the "Oh the things I could do to you crap right off the bat....Be patient...Your penis isn't going anywhere... I was chatting with a friend last night while at work...I don't work with him...However we dated wayyyyyyyyyy back in the day...And have still remained friends....As always...and I think for the most part it's just become sort of

Blowin Me Up..
So.. my super at work blowin me up to the other formen... Tellin them. Don't worry I'll have Ben come clean up your mess.. Alot of the guys I work with are bros. Their gettin mad at me for this shit.. So I ask if your not doing your job is that my fault.. I'm no captin save a hoe.. I'm not gonna cover your ass. I was on a confrence all for 45 min over this shit.. I love my job alot.. my freinds are cool.. they don't feed my kids I do. Should I talk to the super and ask him to stop or have the bros step up and take care of shit?

Memories
Life has taken a drastic turn, your days are filled with heartaches,Tears and concern.The house may feel empty,You may search for something that you wish was still there.You know in your heart,That emptiness will always be there.It is our memories that keep them near.As each day goes by,It seems hopeless no matter how hard you try.You may find yourself listening,Hoping you hear.The sound of their voice so soft and clear.If you listen closely that hope you will hear,The memories are what get us through these many tears.Listen to the sound, the sound of angels dancing around.Though they aren't here upon the ground,It is because of them the laughter will soon be found.So listen closely, I say,All of the angels will together one day.When you sit there and hope to see,A glimpse of what life used to be.Dont' be said if it doesn't appear,It will be in the slightest breeze that I will.Gently kiss your cheek.It will be that memory to give you peace.If you find yourself starring up to the sky,It

Measuring Our Own Self Worth
Maybe I am alone in this thought (and if I am, I apologize for generalizing), but it seems everytime I try to see how far I have come in my life, I look at what I am able to do for my friends and family or what I have done for them. I think of how valuable I am to others to measure how good of a person I am and what more I could do. Why don't we take self worth for what it really is?........ what we are worth to ourselves.

The F Word.. Nsfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCcCzj_yRtk Ok Folks I am in my first ever auction. Check it out and bid on me starting May 8th!!! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1512323&albumid=1664078&i=776604974#2995638240

12 Steps For Fubar Addict's
I wrote these while bored ..The Twelve Steps for FuBar addicts1. We admitted that we were powerless over FuBar, that our lives had become unmanageable.2. We came to believe that a friend's list greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of babyjesus, as we understood Him.4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our lounges and shout box.5. We admitted to ourselves our friend's our fan's and our family, and to FuBarer's everywhere the exact nature of our wrongs.6. We were entirely ready to have babyjesus remove all these defects of character.7. We humbly asked babyjesus to fix all technical glitches.8. We made a list of all persons we had commented on, and became willing to make amends to them all.9. We made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure our FuBar reputation.10. We continued to shout box and add friends and fans, and when we were wrong promptly d

Why Do We?
Why Do We do judge people by their looks? It just makes me sick we all have done it we just go by the looks before we actually see the inside which is the most beautiful part of us. But society is very judgemental which can cause death anoxeria and obesity etc..what can we do to stop ourselves from doing this again? because in the world we are in is under enough pressure as it is we dont need someone judging us by our looks it's our soul that matters.

4-15-09 Let's Make A Deal Auto 11 Or Ch Bomb
Okay, I have enough Bling credits to buy you either a Cherry Bomb or an Auto 11 for the right deal. Please don't SB me your offer, send me a PM I don't think I have my PM's set to friends only, SB if you can't PM me. The best deal will win there choice: Here is a couple of the offers I have already received 1. 5 Million Fubucks 2. 4 Million Fubucks and a pimp-out a week for an entire year 3. 5 Million Fubucks and a 6 bling pack (not 6 blings but a pack that I can use) So, let's make a deal. Since I'm spending real dollars I don't want to be unfair but trading fubucks (in place of real bucks) let's see what kind of deal you can come up with. Thanks for reading and good luck! I'll let the winner know tomorrow and see which one you'd like to have! UPDATE: So far DB has made me the best deal as always won't close this Blog until tonight at which time I will update who is the winner! **UPDATE, THANKS TO ALL WHO PM'D ME AND MADE AN OFFER, DB MY NEW FU-OWNER MADE A DEAL I

How To Treat A Woman
Its a joke. Dont get butt hurt >;-) How to treat a woman 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies

Demons
Demons Sometimes they're in a bottle, Sometimes a pair of high-heel shoes, Some come rolled in paper Some have six strings and only play the blues Once you've met the devil There ain't no way he'll let you be When I'm not chasing demons, There's demons chasing me Skeletons in closets Ghosts underneath the bed They hide out in pictures And words better left unsaid They hang around like perfume And haunt me like an ancient melody When I'm not chasing demons, There's demons chasing me There's things that I can't leave alone 'Cause they won't leave me alone What I want ain't what I need Still I reach for the things I crave Then try to run away Am I afraid of being free 'Cause when I'm not chasing demons There's demons chasing me So roll one up and light it Pick up my old guitar I'm playing crossroads Drinking whiskey from a mason jar Heartache at my front door Says she needs my company When I'm not chasing demons There's demons chasing me There's

Sadness...
ok..so if ya live in the houston area you more than likely heard about the 2 fire fighters that died on sunday...and today's the service for them... i went to school with damion hobbs...the younger of the 2. my lil sister lives onteh street his family lives on. she just called and told me of the escort the family got walkin down her street. it breaks my heart... i'm freakin out on how many people i went to school with have passed away...i'm just barely havin my 10 year reunion in june (bh)

R.i.p. Dopey
HEY PLEASE SHOW SOME LOVE FOR A REALLY GOOD FRIEND THAT PASSED AWAY SATURDAY. HE WAS A BROTHER I ALWAYS WANTED. GIVE MUCH LOVE PLEASESCREEN NAME DOPEYREAL NAME NICK LATHORPR.I.P. WE MISS YOU SO MUCH AND WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTENhttp://fubar.com/user/1683073

Bling Auction
Hey I have been in this bling auction forever and still no love is shown my way... Stop by and show some love lots of others are still waiting too Ireally need to be loved these days life is a pain ... hugs and kisses for taking the time to read.

Poetry
I wanna thank fubar for bring a special woman into my life. hopefully all things will go ok and she will become my reality wife. shes a special woman to me and i wouldnt trade her for anything.when im with her i feel like a bird and she is my wings. together we take flight to a destination of love and happiness i love her for a lot of reasns but they are too many to list. maybe one day those of you who are looking for love will find the one they want and see what i see. shes my baby and my baby's name is casey i love u mamas I SOME TIMES WONDER WHY THE LORD CAN GIVETH AND TAKETH AWAY. WHY ARE WE GIVEN SUCH BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND WHEN HE TAKES THEM WE HAVE NO SAY. THE LORD IS SUPPOSED TO BE MERCIFUL AND FORGIVING YET HE HURTS US IN SUCH PAINFUL WAYS. SOMETIMES WE HAVE OUR GOOD AND WE ALSO HAVE SOME OF THE WORSE DAYS. BUT EVEN THOUGH THE LORD SHOWS US HE IS ALL POWERFUL AND GRACIOUS IN HIS OWN LITTLE WAY. THE LORD HAS A TIME TO SEE US WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT TILL ITS

Have I Got A Deal For You!!!
Ok I have fubucks, those of you needing fubucks, I have a great deal for you...I will pay top fubuck dollars for auto 11's bling packs blasts and tickers...We can negotiate the amounts for any of the items listed above...If you're not interested in trading and know someone who might be, please by all means link them here...Thank you so much for reading this...Hugsss Tina

Songs I Like And Stuff
This is a song that i think i can apply to almost everyone in washington right now; and a great deal of other people "I wrote this song about you I wrote this song about you Just to let you know that I hate your guts And I think you suck I wrote this song about you I wrote this song about you Just to let you know that I hate your guts And I think you suck I hate the way you look (You make me sick) I hate the way you talk (I wanna punch you in the face) I can't stand you at all (You drive me insane) Why won't you go away? I wrote this song about you I wrote this song about you Just to let you know that I hate your guts And I think you suck This is your song Congratulations You're the inspiration I hate you so much That I wrote this song Congratulations You're immortalized I hate so much I hope you fuckin' die" This song is kind of weird, but it's pretty intense so i like it. "A smell like cigarettes drifts softly through the vents, The room i

Love Traits Of The Scorpio Woman
General love traits of the Scorpio woman It must be said once and for all: the Scorpio woman is a passionate being. But her love life is not always easy. Woe to him who falls into her claws without knowing what kind of lover the Scorpio woman is: an expert in the subtle game of executioner and victim. She needs to possess entirely the loved one. Her love is absolute, but also very troubled and complicated, and it may cross successive conflicts, rifts, cries of hatred and passion. In addition, the Scorpio woman is extremely jealous, and she can be sometimes a little sadistic. In short, she loves roller coasters! A relationship with her is likely to be the clash of two wills if she does not bind with a very accommodating and very peaceful man. Her sexuality can cause powerful inner turmoil or inhibitions. When founding a peaceful, quiet and stable home, she happens to be freed from her complex. Like said before, the love life of a Scorpio woman is never simple or linear. At certain per

Sexyred Head Ohhh Yeah!
Alright fu I got me a hot new owner so lets do the fu thing and go show her sexy ass mad fu love! Most of you know her allready but those that don't are missing out so go r/f/a/c/b this uber sexyredhead! SexyRedheadPlease be sure to repost! Sweetpeabayba

Att All
im gonna be trin to start a new fu group..... the breastseum for the guys and meat rack for the ladies... so ladies send some links to pix youd like to use for guys to see... and guys send links for pix youd like the ladies to see... i will rip the pix so that anyone interested can go straight to your page... to r/f/a/c you.....jus a workin idea trin to help me and all you level....if you havent r/f/a me please do so before sendin the link... .ty to all who would like to enter

If Today Was Your Last Day
My best friend gave me the best adviceHe said each day's a gift and not a given rightLeave no stone unturned, leave your fears behindAnd try to take the path less traveled byThat first step you take is the longest strideIf today was your last dayAnd tomorrow was too lateCould you say goodbye to yesterday?Would you live each moment like your last?Leave old pictures in the pastDonate every dime you have?If today was your last dayAgainst the grain should be a way of lifeWhat's worth the prize is always worth the fightEvery second counts 'cause there's no second trySo live like you'll never live it twiceDon't take the free ride in your own lifeIf today was your last dayAnd tomorrow was too lateCould you say goodbye to yesterday?Would you live each moment like your last?Leave old pictures in the pastDonate every dime you have?Would you call old friends you never see?Reminisce old memoriesWould you forgive your enemies?Would you find that one you're dreamin' of?Swear up and down to God above

Poem"defination Of A True Friend"
Definition of a true friend True friends are hard to come by Loyal friends are a rare a gift from god… and that I cannot lie What is your definition of a true friend.? A true friend is someone you never have to second guess their intentions Because you already know they have your best interest in mind with all good intentions What is your definition of a true friend? They could know your deepest darkest secrets and never tell a soul because you asked them not to And not because it was the rite thing to do But because they would never want to loose you What is the definition of a true friend? Someone who calls you not complain about what’s not rite in their life.. . But to ensure all is well in your life They will have your back even if they think your not rite just because they got your back The funniest part is a true friend will never even question because they know you don’t like to slack What is your definition of a

American Legion
In response to a newly unclassified Department of Homeland Security report that warns of dangers associated with "right-wing extremists" - and singles out returning war veterans as particular threats - the American Legion has fired off a letter to DHS in protest. "I think it is important for all of us to remember that Americans are not the enemy. The terrorists are," writes David K. Rehbein, national commander of the American Legion, to DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano. The Legion's letter comes in response to a report titled "Right-wing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment," dated April 7, which warns against the possibility of violence by unnamed "right-wing extremists" concerned about illegal immigration, increasing federal power, restrictions on firearms, abortion and the loss of U.S. sovereignty. The document, first reported by talk-radio host and WND columnist Roger Hedgecock, suggests worsening economic woe

Vets Black Listed
This was a repost of a blog a friend of a friend posted. I just wanted everybody to see what the government REALLY thinks of us.......... The Department of Homeland security has black listed Vets. as possible domestic terrorist. They have informed law enforcement to be on the look out for vets as possible terrorist. So now I have to worry about driving around with my Vet plates I am a target. This morning I wrote a post about a Homeland Security paper that warned about “right wing extremists” and the threat that they may pose to the government. This paper basically lumped in people who are either pro second amendment, anti abortion, anti illegal immigration, or pro smaller government (or more than one or all of the above) with white supremacists and domestic terrorists. As maddening as I found that paper there was one aspect to the paper that I missed this morning and to me it is much more egregious. This is what the Department of Homeland Security thinks about our m

Wings For Marie (maynard's Tribute To His Late Mother)
"We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams." Willy Wonka At the age of 30, Judith Marie fell victim to a series aneurisms that left her unable to walk, write, read, or dress. Her peripheral vision, speech, and motor skills were significantly impaired, so suffice to say her dream of traveling the world was pretty much out of the question. However her memories were completely intact. During moments of clarity and focus she would, with great difficulty, describe a life long recurring dream. "Since I was a child I used to dream that I could fly. I would stand on one leg, look up towards the sky, and with my arms lifted out and up, my fingers stretched towards the sun, the wind would come and swirl all around me. And then gently lift me up into the air. This is how I would travel. This is how I was able to see the whole world." Wings For Marie (Part 1) You believed in movements none could see.You believed in meA passionate spirit. UncompromisedBoundless

Dont Piss Me Off
If you decide you do not like my art , i am perfectly fine with it. What i dont tolerate is underpriviledged ass hunting indivituals that think they can get a porn cam , and after they get turned down start to put critic towards my job! First of all i aint tattooing, because its m only choice. I am a former Rn, Herbologist and got enough degrees to plaster an entire room. Second: People without tattoos shouldnt be looking down on ones that have ink. We dont bitch around ya all for not having any now do we............... THIRD! For the assmunch that asked where the hell i stole the pics from. You can be lucky your not near me! I dont try to put you down just because you work at burger king or where the hell ever. Job is job. And just because im a female doesnt mean i do tattoos less better then a male! 2009, wake up!!!!!!! We are way past the times of females having to stand at the door with a pi waiting for theyr beloved man!!!!!!!!!! And if the only way you can get rid

Lovin Life
ok so i was re-rating my hubbys pics and i always like to read what some of u silly girl have to say to him... and one of our friends commented on a pic that wasn't his wife(his net gf)and said she was beautiful i was like no shes not shes a home wrecker,that fucked up on lives because she has/had a unhealthy marriage. so she thought she would fuck someones Else's marriage up.yes ours wasn't perfect but i was depress and i needed a lil help. but that doesn't mean go fine some other girl and make her ur gf... it mean u go and find help for the one u love and support her with all u got. i forgave him but i will HATE her ...maybe im still hurt but damn the man that I LOVE them most likes to talk to some other girl that he has never seen, then to me his wife. im the one that pampers him and does whatever takes to make him happy not her and yet shes the one that gets the"I LOVE YOU" WTF.he shows he loves me but when he realize hes doing it he stops fast. so am i wrong for feeling a lil

Click Here And Help
ok if you want to be in my pimp folder private message me that I can rip from your pics one pic...people will click on your profile pic, I only have 12 spots for now...so hurry and let me know Vote!!! Twisted Butterfly Vote!!! Please vote for Twisted Butterfly for me, she is a special friend and would be a great one for you also. Tell her New Patriot sent you. Thanks for the help in advance. Please Repost for me. I was told today that my best friend Texasgurl had a stroke...please show her some love and repost this if you can.. thank you NewPatriot imikimi - Customize Your World! ~~ ♥ texasgurl ♥ ~~ aka DeMoNAnGeL #6@ fubar

For Our Troops
This was a repost of a blog a friend of a friend posted. I just wanted everybody to see what the government REALLY thinks of us.......... The Department of Homeland security has black listed Vets. as possible domestic terrorist. They have informed law enforcement to be on the look out for vets as possible terrorist. So now I have to worry about driving around with my Vet plates I am a target. This morning I wrote a post about a Homeland Security paper that warned about “right wing extremists” and the threat that they may pose to the government. This paper basically lumped in people who are either pro second amendment, anti abortion, anti illegal immigration, or pro smaller government (or more than one or all of the above) with white supremacists and domestic terrorists. As maddening as I found that paper there was one aspect to the paper that I missed this morning and to me it is much more egregious. This is what the Department of Homeland Security thinks about our m

Eminem
I will admit, I do enjoy some of his music. I saw this video on TV this morning and laughed my ass off. You have to give this guy credit, he really doesn't care who he fucks with. We Made You lyrics Guess Who You Miss me? Jessica Simpson sing the chorus Jessica Simpson – (Eminem) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back by popular demand Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man She stomped him just cause he asked to pu

Romance....
Touch the Darkness Passion Conquers Lightning flash and thunder crack Primal power it does not lack Forces of Nature don't hold back Neither does the passionate heart Desire fans the raging flame An iron resolve it will claim A wild beast none can tame Attraction overwhelms us from the start Resistance wanes in a flash Till nothing remains but smoke and ash To each others arms we must dash Our bodies are clay to passion's art

Live Auction
COME CHECK IT OUT MONDAY NIGHT AUCTION (4-20-09) FOR ALL...RULES ARE SIMPLY SO PLEASE READ...1. NO DRAMA2.MUST BE A MEMBER SO JOIN LOUNGE IF YOU WANT TO BE AUCTIONED OFF3.PAYMENT IS DUE AFTER PURCHASE AND 10% FROM PERSON BEING PAID FOR GOES TO OWNER OF LOUNGE4. ALSO MUST R/F/A OWNER5. YOU CAN DECLINE ANY BID AT ANY TIME...AFTER AUCTION IS OVER ALL OFFERS BETWEEN BUYER AND OWNER ARE SETTLED OUTSIDE OF LOUNGE AND LOUNGE OWNER WILL NOT GET INVOLVED.....WANNA HAVE FUN THEN COME ON IN FOR A LIVE AUCTION MONDAY NIGHT AT 8PM EST.....BRING YOUR FUBUCKS AND OFFERS...WILL END AT 12 MIDNIGHT EST....COME TO ~CoUnTrY-CoNnEcTiOnS~http://fubar.com/lounge/66538

Cherry Bombing
Want to be bombed? Then comment here with "bomb me" Please have a folder with at least 170 photos to be bombed. No Purchase Neccesary, No Assembly Required, Batteries Not Included... Decided to Postpone til Monday...some people take forever to get a 250 photo file going...

Fair Well For A While
Hey everyone! So, I finally made it to ANGEL! I'm so happy and want to thank everyone that helped me out along the way! I want to give a big shot out to all my top fam and friends because you are the ones that have been there for me threw EVERYTHING on here. Steve @.K.@ Hunter Friod, there are not words to describe how greatful I am to have met you. Thanks for always being there for me and always making me feel special. I love you a lot. Anyways, I writing this blog to let everyone know who cares that I will not be on fubar as much as I usually am for a while. The reason for this is that I am just so fuckin sick and tired of the drama and I'm not going to put up with it any longer. I have a real life and a fubar life and there is no reason for me to keep dealing with all this fubar drama cause it has NOTHING to do with my real life which I am very happy with. YO MOMMA LOVE IT AND HASTA BABY are still bothering me and for what reason I don't know. They still got all their friend

Edgar Allen Potpourri
Alone among familiar faces nameless smiles I've known for years Fading sun of the afternoon Cutting through the stained glass above the neon lights Close my eyes for just a moment There is a flash of you Your face is burned on the back of my eyes indelible as the acid rain Do you know what beauty is When you see your reflection in a winter pool Your colors brightened by the crystal air Eyes so crisp and clear and bright Do you know - beauty is you My heart stops for just one beat A smile crashes across my face To think of you - warmed by a moment tip my glass and go. Is this the way the world isIs this the way the world isA billion lines drawn in the sandBorders jealously retainedRight by might cruelly definesThe boundaries and the battle linesThe rich exploit the destituteAbandon the unfortunateWhen is it said ‘I have enough’To share and give in charityHow many die in want and needIn the shadow of excess and greedIs this the way the world isHungry child

Panic, Depression, Worthless
I am so tired of life being one stuggle after another, was I a baby killer in a past life? What did I do to deserve all the pain and hurt I have gone through all my life? My husband and my children are so wonderful, they should have better. I can't find a job, I even dyed the red out of my hair to try and look a little more "normal" in hopes of landing a job. Everything feels like it is closing in on me and I am suffocating! My husband was gone for 2 years, to bring home steady pay we could count on, now it looks like that is the only choice once again is for him to try to take a deployment that will happen as soon as possible. I have been a stay at home mom since I was 16, I don't have any job experience. I feel like I am just a burden for him. He tells me it is not true at all, I run the house, I take care of 4 kids, I am trying to go to school to get skills for a job. But that is not helping the fact that we can barely put food on the table. I, as well as my oldest son, take our cla

The Human Spirit
First off: Let's discuss this new blog editor. Its not really "new" is a Javascript Toolkit called TinyMCE. I've used it in some of my web applications. I had suggested that TinyMCE be droped into Fubar back when it was still Lost Chery, A message I sent to both BabyJesus and Support. I'm a tad annoyed at the fact that I was ignored for my professional oppinion. But I'm also amused at the fact that TinyMCE was implemented anyway, because it shows that I was right. The meat of this meet: Throughout my life, and more so in recent years, I have discovered a commonplace, something I do, without realizing I do it. I call it a commonplace because for me it is common, or at least familiar. I help people. Borderline white knight's syndrome, I tend to offer advice, help, and support at times that it's needed, and usually when needed most as luck would have it.I have found that my place in life is to serve as exactly that. A helper, one who gives to those that are hardly able to return the fa

Near Deathe Experiences And Close Calls
After almost getting rearended hard this morning in the county in which I live, it has shook me up to a point where I am appreciating life a lot more and wanting to live everyday like it is my last day on this earth because this close call really shook me up to a point to where I want to get life insurance, that is for damn sure. I figured the head on car accident that I had on Aug. 23rd, 1995 would do this but instead it's the close call that my girlfriend and I had this morning! She has life insurance or a burial plan and I have no life insurance but that's about to change definitely! All have to say is, before that day does come, I will say that I love you all!

Another Lil Something
well friday after noon my boyfriends mom's dog passed away. She had this dog for 5 years, and he died from medical problems. So saturday afternoon we went and picked her up and took her to lunch. After spending lunch with her I felt so bad for her I had to do something. I mean this is an older woman who lives alone and spent her day careing and giving this lil dog anything and everything he could want. So what do I do... Well I spent 5 hours looking around town looking for a new pup. Now she dose NOT like big dogs. So as you can imagine a lil puppy is hard to find. well one that will stay little. So i finally found the perfect little puppy. Well little to me. She is a cocker spaniel / lab mix. She has more collie in her than lab. So she will be a medium size dog. So I take her to the groomers and get her all clean and smelling good. Cause she was outside in a pin next to a chicken coop. So now the big moment taking her to his moms and hoping that she wants her. So we drive b

Life On Fubar.com
Ever screwed up and hurt someone you was starting to care about - but really didn't mean to. Ummm that sucks - you feel like an ass about it as well. Well, Killed my profile and thought about just staying clear of fubar for awhile - was new anyway. Got to missing it on this rainy day and joined back up. Sucks when you find someone you really feel you click with and, I don't know, maybe just being MAN - I screw it up... I seem to do that only with the ones I am VERY into, which is rare. Normally it is me dumping someone, funny... Anyway - So back now. Darn let me get to rating some people so I can get some ranking. Got to start traveling some next week - so until then... Bye

Mumm Nazi's
Some how - A mumm I posted was deleted last night. It wasnt NSFW, It followed all the rules. Someone has a stick up thier ass Nothing more than a weenie on a power trip Pretty cool, huh? I wish I could say I was surprised. http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=543569

Poetry
DEAD TO ME fear me doubt me neglect me ignore me push me to the point of no return... rise up stronger harder grinning as i see you burn... you're dead to me in the past over done finished through... you fear you doubt neglect ignore exactly what's inside of you... 4.29.09 fester es mi vida i walk alone upon this earth i walk the line inbetween love and hate... a narrow path toward the rising sun with hopes and dreams of something great... 5.5.09 fester sleepless no destinction no rhyme or reason... no change in time... the fault line has disolved inbetween these worlds of treason... waiting on patience to resolve this dream... 4.19.09 james c leveroni

I'm Up For Auction! Oh Noez.
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. You can't tag the person who tagged you.1. Weird? I believe I'm psychic.2. im pedantic when it comes to the correct spelling of my name [get it right] I like to call her Trina. 3. I'm not a 'normal' male?4. I can admit to being insecure.5. I fucking hate the Twilight series. :)6. I'm an only child.7. I'm too trusting at times. 8. i loathe liars

Auction
So people convinced me that I should be in an auction!!! So if you want to own me and have some great benefits you should buy this sexy VaJayJay hehe. The link for the auction is as followed.... http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2187215&albumid=1631911&i=3775801902&idx=11#1061326722 Come show me what you got ;)

First Blog Ever
I have never written in a blog before. I am Jamesie not very good looking and dont have many friends. But I am a happy person who spends a lot of time with my collection of postage stamps and chocloate wrappers. I think collecting chocolare wrappers is really fun, and if you are reading this and you also collect let me know and maybe we can swap some. Thats it for now. I might do some more tommorow

Life!
My old gf is 7 months pregnant and 40 years old. Back when I was pregnant with my oldest (12 years ago) she had a big issue being around me due to fact she was hurting and couldnt have kids. They tried vitro and all. Anyways..she wouldnt even come to my babyshower. After 15years of marriage..there marriage went to hell cuz her hubby had a affair on her and got a girl pregnant. We tried to be there for both of them.. but once she used us to help her move out of there house..we didnt hear from her again til she needed help moving again. Seemed like thats only time we heard from her. Anyways.. now shes having a baby shower and called up like best of friends. I didnt want to speak to her so she spoke to hubby..saying she was gonna send a babyshower invite. I guess I am spiteful..and all. Part of mes happy that she finally is pregnant..but part of me just pissed over how shes been over the years. She says this is gods miracle...and says her ex is pissed that shes finally pre

Leaving
i will be closing my account....don't have much time for this anymore. I have about a million fubucks to give away and around 15 bling credits left. If there is something you want send me a pm and tell me why i should give you bucks or bling and I will see what i can do. I had a great time here and enjoyed chatting with everyone! If you serious want to stay in touch send me a pm as well and let me know and I will tell you how! :) see ya's!

A Trip Thru My Mind...
I miss you, though you just went away I really do wish, you could have stayed I know why you're gone,know thats it's best But some relationships, just don't pass the test All that I've hoped for, all that I dreamed I watched fall apart and rip at the seams I wish it were different, together again Knowing deep in my heart, its better it ends... I miss your eyes I miss you lips the ones I always and still long to kiss I miss your voice I miss your arms the soothing sound and all your charms I miss your chest I miss your hands begging for your touch, You understand all of these things I miss a lot Everything I remember but you forgot... How long before the ache in my chest Takes it's leave Before memories of him begin to unweave When will I stop waiting for the phone to ring Warmed by the easy feeling his voice would bring All that brought joy now fills with sorrow Finding it hard to see light in tomorrow I will try and be strong get up each day and fight

Grrrrrrrrr
I have been talking to my ex from HS on facebook and he's In Iraq. Well I was talking to him just now, and a rocket hit his base, And he acted like nothing. I on the other hand started shaking And he was scting like it was nothing. Apearently this happens offten.. I couldn't Imagin being a military wife/girlfriend, Now he went on patrol to make sure everything is ok. He knows my situation so He knows If I get on at night he can't IM me even thou he's on my friends. I'm so not ready for a friendship with a military guy, He get's leave in Sept and he's coming back to Philly But still He's right in the mix of shit out there :( He was my 1st boyfrined so nothing ever happenend between us and were strickly friends so get your minds out the gutter.

A Look Into My Mind
the term forever seems to be a stretch of ones wants. when in reality nothing can last forever...unless your onea them bible thumping people who think there is eternity and heaven and hell which seems to be the trend these days But in reality i dont see forever actually happening cause who can tell you what really happens after you die? no one. and most typically all those who say they will do something or be with someone forever are those whom never last doing or claiming to do or be with whomever or whatever they say will last forever I just see it a damn shame so many peoples judgements and reality perception is clouded by wants

Oooo Knots~
Trisha's head was spinning. The last thing she remembered she was on her way home from work when suddenly everything just went blurry. Still trying to find her bearings she knew she was in unfamiliar surroundings. As far as she could make out she was in some sort of workshop. There were some tables and figures and also a large television screen of some sorts but her vision was still too fuzzy to see anything clearly. She tried to sit up to get a better view but couldn't, her wrists and ankles had been shackled to the table. This wasn't her main concern though as she the realisation hit her that she was naked, not only that but she felt something pressing against her pussy. The shock of this caused her mind to clarify almost instantaneously and the full scale of her predicament hit her. She was indeed bound naked to a worktable and there was some large device by her feet from which protruded a phallus shaped shaft, which extended to the entrance of her pussy. Despite her limited movemen

When Will It Be My Turn?
When is it my turn To feel the tears burn? When can I cry And express the need to die? Why must I be strong And pretend that I belong? When can I be weak And receive the comfort I seek? I get exhausted from the pretense The pain is just so intense. I hide from all of my fears And continue to hide my tears. Why is it so wrong to show emotion When I feel I could cry enough to fill an ocean? Why can’t I be just another person Instead of letting the pain worsen?

Lap By Lap:phoenix
8:45 p.m. -- GREEN FLAG: Mark Martin and Kyle Busch get the Subway Fresh Fit 500 under way from Phoenix International Raceway. Lap 1 -- Mark Martin pulls ahead to lead the first lap as Kyle and Kurt Busch fall in line. Lap 5 -- Several battles have broken out in two-wide racing, beginning with Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Greg Biffle for 14th. Lap 10 -- David Reutimann has the fastest lap this time by. He runs in seventh. Lap 15 -- Mark Martin continues to lead and has the fastest car on the track this lap. Lap 17 -- Kurt Busch passes Kyle Busch for second place. Lap 20 -- Kyle Busch has fallen back to fifth position. Lap 23 -- David Reutimann moves around Kyle Busch for fifth position. Busch is complaining of a tight race car. Lap 26 -- Tony Stewart is on Jeff Gordon's tail in a developing battle for third place. Both drivers began the race with loose cars as part of their strategies. Lap 30 -- Regan Smith is hanging inside the top 10 in 10th after starting the race in nin

Brothas..sistas...love & Relationships
As I discuss issues with my fellow sistas, I have discovered it’s much harder for the good sistas to find a really good brotha. A brotha that is not focused on her nice curves but more on her spiritual relationship and her intellect. A brotha that’s not more interested with laying down with her vs. building a spiritual relationship together. I realized ladies, that if we seek after the spiritual relationship then everything we need from the brothas will fall into place! This is not a male bashing because there are some good brothas out there, at least I would like to think. Ladies, we must portray that spiritual relationship that I’m talking about. Now, if you’re not living the lifestyle, then you can expect to get that which you are living! But for the ladies that are living a spiritual lifestyle and still being approached by mess, continue moving forward in that which God has ordained for you. Right now, your ideal man is Him until He sends that man that is to

Lolita
I’ve always been a daddy’s girl and my Dad has always treated me like a Princess. I'm the only girl out of 4 and Daddy always said I was his favorite. Daddy said I was special and that’s why he spoiled me. Daddy never gave any of my brothers a bath but he gave me one anytime Mommy wasn't home and he always took me on special overnight trips but left my brothers at home. One day my Daddy caught me in my room masturbating. Oh Daddy I can't help it! It just feels so good Daddy. Don’t worry daddy, I won’t let anyone else play with my pussy…only my Daddy. I made that promise to my daddy when I was 7 and until I turned 18 and moved away to college I kept that promise and my daddy was the only person to fuck suck and lick my pussy for 10 yrs. My first week of school I was still missing my daddy and spent lots of time in my dorm masturbating, while the other girls were out getting drunk and fucked by pretty frat boys. I found myself gravitating

Waaah Problem Cant Reply Back
Getting bored ....... AM I THAT EASY TO FORGET? Hard to Find what i really want.... Show up soon............. *sigh* Nunca Te Olvidare lyricsPueden pasar tres mil anos.Puedes besar otros labios,pero nunca te olvidare,pero nunca te olvidare.Puedo morirme manana.Puede secarse mi alma,pero nunca te olvidare,pero nunca te olvidare.Pueden borrar mi memoria.Pueden robarme tu historia,pero nunca te olvidare,pero nunca te olvidare.Como olvidar tu sonrisa.Como olvidar tu mirada.Como olvidar que rezabapara que no te marcharas.Como olvidar tus locuras.Como olvidar que volabas.Como olvidar que aun te quieromas que a vivir, mas que a nada.Pueden pasar tres mil anos.Puedes besar otros labios,pero nunca te olvidare,pero nunca te olvidare.Puedo morirme manana.Puede secarse mi alma,pero nunca te olvidare,pero nunca te olvidare.Puedes echarme de tu vida.Puedes negar que me querias,pero nunca te olvidare.Sabes que nunca te olvidare.Como olvidar tu sonrisa.Como olvidar tu mirada.Como

4o Ways Men And Women Fail In Bed
Please keep in mind that if you are not open minded and don't have a very wild sense of humor about sex, stories, and life's mishaps, please do not go any further on this page. I wrote this like 10 years ago on my old website based on advice and stories I heard from men and women I gave sex advice to and from what I heard growing up at parties at my house! Women and men love and agree with it but swear it's not them!!!!!! I didn't make it up myself!!! LOL! HAHAHA! Tell me what you think___________________________ Personal and private stories are not shared on this site due to privacy and personal trust. Please be aware that these are not linked to anyone directly but are for the enjoyment of your reading pleasure. This is not my own personal opinion but jokes sent in and/or discussed and I thought would be humorous......enjoy!

Come On People!!!!!
Come on people!! What're you waiting for? Come check me out in my first auction ever. Auction ends Friday and I need some new bids!! Take a peek of what I'm offering and make a bid! While you're there, rate me please, they have prizes for the ones with the most rates. Thanks!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1037258&albumid=1624322&i=947021487&idx=8

My Lounge
come on by my ounge and check iot out its called Army Rangers Lounge check it out and become a member im hiring all positions apply within http://fubar.com/lounge/66659 im hiring all staff for my lounge come buy and check it out my new lounge has some cool music so come on by and join in on the fun http://fubar.com/lounge/66659

Nsfw"s
This is more of a poll. So what is the best way to get to see nsfw's with out buting bling/blast and such?Some people like me cant afford to spend money on fubar because we just dont have it.What do you think? Or am I just a broke perv?

Wanted: Adoption Into Family.
Ah here, this can be cool, if my friends here ever want to chat you may add me to your yahoooo!!! i am seattlebillyseattleadams@yahoo.com go ahead and add me. Friends only in here, though, if you add yourself give me your screenname from here so i know it is you. If I added you as family you are sure welcome to chat with me sometime. People are pretty cool stuff in here. HMM, well, let me see, I have been here awhile, and all my new friends here seem really cool, your all cool beans in my book, so the ones who send gifts back and forth to me I want to make family, private message is cool I guess, but I guess family makes us awesome friends or something, so anyone who wants to be in my family message me and i will add you, oh and if you all ever want to chat or IM let me know. I will pass along my screenname to you, thats what is missing really in here is the IMs, be cool to chat with some of you sometime, oh well have a great day all friends:)

Running Away
I find myself lost without words ao I will do my best. I have been on this site for over a year now and I have by far talk to some great people on this site. But when I came here it was in hopes of finding someone. But the same problem has always came up, either they were married and playing head games with me or they live too far away. I can't continue to talk to a few different women on here always having the thoughts of wow, what a great woman giving myself false hope of being with them. I rather be water borded then have my heart tortured. I am one of the few men out there that truely wants a meaningful loving relationship that every woman on here has talked about. But the more I learn that they have been in a abusive relationship and continue to stay in it with the hopes of that guy getting better never happens just turns my stomach! The last two relationships I have been in just ripped my heart out from my chest and stepped all over it. I have started to think that if I real

White Weddings~
He loves weddings. Maybe it's the white dresses, maybe it's the anticipation of the wedding night or maybe it's the thrill of destroying something so pure and beautiful. No, it's just the fact that it's so easy to blend in. He loves to watch. That's all he's ever done. He loves it so much his subjects began curbing to his mind, fantasies and even his will. In the past years he has harnessed blunt suggestions and channeled them into skilled puppetry.Today's wedding, he knows, will be quite a show. Even though he has only seen photographs of the bride he can sense her sexual energy. She is divine. She might've hypnotized him instead she was so beautiful. Well, a lesser man anyway. He turns with all the guests as the large doors open. Her long dark hair beautifully set up. Her ample breasts expanded within the taught strapless corset gown. Her heavy nervous breathing was about to grow. She begins her unescorted march down the aisle with a single step. And a tingle. She keeps going. The ne

A Simple Drive~
The look of her eyes as always caused me to become aroused, while we were driving down the highway. As she drove down the road I could feel the familiar pressure of my cock starting to press tightly against my jeans, causing a little discomfort. After a couple of miles of this I pulled my cock out and start to stroke it slowly. I see her eyes drift toward my moving hand and when she sees what's going on she gets a grin on her face, now attempting to drive and look at me stroking my cock. She reaches over and starts to gently play with my balls; I shiver and moan in response to her gentle manipulations still stoking my cock. Taking a finger she plays with the tip on my firm cock and getting her own finger cover in pre-cum sucks on it looking at me with that lustful sexy look on her face.We pull into the driveway and as she turns of the engine before she starts to help me stoke my cock. She then bends over and starts to lick the pre-cum off of the top of my now rock had cock; removing my

Twisted Poem
Addiction Clouds tangled greyA body of silkThe delicate templeTumbleweeds to a desert in droughtMistreatedBitter tasteDry mouthPurple majestic cheeksStorm aloftRed moon violinsAboard grapevine tabletopsFists of furySeek revengePowder mothsCedar bark altersThorns of a crossSilk into polyesterButterflies and angels swoop downassault

Empty Shell
“ EMPTY SHELL”THERE IS A PLACE INSIDE,ONCE WAS HIDDEN NOW I CAN’T HIDE.LIFE IS A TWSTED MESS,IT SOON WILL COME TO AN END THIS I MUST CONFESS.THIS HEART IS IN DISARAY,HOPE FOR A CARING HEAR IS ALL I CAN PRAY.THIS ONCE LIFE FILLED SOUL,ALL THAT IS LEFT NOW IS AN “EMPTY SHELL.”THE HOPE FOR A SENSE OF PEACE,ALL THIS HURT, ANGER, AND SADNESS I MUST RELEASE.IT CONSUMES MY EVERY THOUGHT,THIS BATTLE I ONCE HAD FOUGHT.THE HEART I KNEW DID EXIST,IT IS ALL THOSE WHO TRULY CARED I WILL MISS.MY NIECES AND NEWPHEWS I LOVE YOU SO,BUT AUNT LADYBUG HAS TO GO.PLEASE THINK OF ME ALONG LIFES ROAD.KNOW FOREVER YOU ARE AND FOREVER WILL BE,THE BIGGEST PART OF MY SOUL.TO MY PRECIOUS BOYS YOUR LOVE GAVE ME STRENGTH TO GET BY,I THINK OF YOU, I MISS YOU, AND GOD HOW I CRY.YOU WERE MY SOUL, YOU HELPED ME GROW,BUT MOMMY HAS TO GO.I LEAVE YU NOW AN EMPTY SHELL,JUST REMEMBER THAT FOREVER I WILL LOVE YOU SO.MY FRIENDS I THINK YOU KNOW,YOU HAVE BROUGHT ME PEACE I WILL MISS YOU SO.I WANT T

Hugs
Hugs were invented to let people know you love them without saying a word. Nine times out of ten, when you extend your arms to someone, they will step in, because basically they need precisely what you need. A meaningful hug is truly like a handshake from the heart. Everyone wants and sometimes needs a hug, it translates into any language. It's pretty much universal. You can hug your money all day long but I assure you, it will never hug you back. When it comes down to a kiss; here are some clichés. A kiss is a beautiful thing designed by nature to stop speech when words become meaningless. A thing of no use to one, but prized by two. Kiss: is a word by poets as a rhyme for bliss. A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every one ought to know . A kiss is something you cannot give without taking and cannot take without giving. Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with

My Friend
You know today I found out one of my friends died, I have known Rich for 20 years..I wondered why he hasn't called me in a long time,,I grew up with him from 9th grade till my twenties and then we both did our thing but always called on holidays to say hello and give greetings and such,,His family was mine as mine his. Rich was a good guy, we were close he had 40 acres in West Virginia...It killes me too see him gone..All I can say is if you have family or friends in your life stay close and stay in touch,,because I haven't been this sad in a long time..Every step makes a difference....you never know when your gonna loose someone......Rest In Peace Richard Adamsom....love ya,,,I will miss u...hopefully he can see this

Dispatches From An Insane Mind
Ok... I want to know a secret. Whats your guilty pleasure song the one that you really don't want others to know you like but it's stashed on your a playlist , cd, or ipod. Mine is (here we go) George Micheal...Faith (and i'm not even gay) lol I would like to know your current favorite song and your all time favorite. Mine are current Careless whisper by Seether (i know a wham remake) :P All time i think it would be Ballad of Curtis Loew by Lynyrd Skynyrd Ok whats yours ?

Zomg!!!
Yay for first blog!!...sooo I'm in a ranting mood. An if you honestly don't wanna hear it.......don't fawking read this xD I felt the need to do this don't know why. Im bored. SoI'm actually kinda sick with fu. Like really, My whole meaning to come on is to feel better an get away from the drama that is in my life. Yet I sit here an find myself being hounded by the masses with stupid little things. People getting pissed off bout little things. All I got to say is...its the internet....the mfkn internet. If a little thing lIke oh I don't know...this is clearly just an example...you piss someone off by NICELY stating your kinda put off by the way the are approching you? you get a whole mfkn speech about how your a horrible bitch an you have made them feel like shit....sorry..again the mfkn INTERNET.. I unno..I just don't -shrugs- But Im kinda thinking of leaving fu really...... guess this is what this was about...Im thinking of leaving fu....so yeah peace Don't remeber how I found

Second Chance
This song really has opened my eyes to a lot of things I've been thinking about and what I do believe - Sometimes you have to say goodbye and let go to move on. My eyes are open wideBy the way I made it through the dayI watch the world outsideBy the way I'm leaving out todayI just saw Halley's comet shootingSaid "why you always running in place?Even the man in the moon disappearedSomewhere in the stratosphere"[Chorus]Tell my mother, tell my fatherI've done the best I canTo make them realizeThis is my lifeI hope they understandI'm not angry, I'm just sayingSometimes goodbye is a second chancePlease don't cry one tear for meI'm not afraid of what I have to sayThis is my one and only voiceSo listen close, it's only for todayI just saw Halley's comet shootingSaid "why you always running in place?Even the man in the moon disappearedSomewhere in the stratosphere"[Repeat Chorus] Here is my chanceThis is my chance[Repeat Chorus]Sometimes goodbye is a second chance!!

Reason, Season, Lifetime
Reason, Season and Lifetime .. People always come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. .. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, or to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually. They may seem like a godsend to you, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. ... Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. ... Sometime

Feelin ...i Dont Know
I went to my parents friday night to go mushroom hunting. I didn't find any but had a nice times with my parents. I am not sure how to feel though about something. My dad was sitting in his chair..just kinda.. I dont know. Like something was bothering him. I worried it was my kids..but they were fairly behaving for them. He is not one to deal with little kids and how they are though. Anyways.. he got up..and said "Nicole..comeback here with me. I was like..omg..whats this about. Anyone who knows me..knows I have always had a fear of my dad..and have always tried my best to please him. I still do. I do not know why..I am grown up now..and shouldn't worry so much about what he thinks at times but I do. My dad is a pessimist..and always looks at the bad side of things. That is why I am partly the way I am..although I try not to be so much like him. Well we went back to his spare bedroom..and he shuts the door. He said "Nicole if something should ever happen to me or your mom.. I w

V For Vendetta Monologue
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

Much Love To All
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE THAT HELPED ME OUT DURING MY LAST AUTO 11...MY FRIENDS WHO PIMPED ME OUT IN THEIR STATUS, THE PIMPOUTS THAT SCROLLED ALL THE RATES, THOSE WHO HAD THEIR FRIENDS COME TO HELP ME, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ALL OF THE BOMBERS...YOU ARE ALL THE BEST AND I THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR ALL THAT YOU DID...MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT, TINA...(h)

The Life Of Liz
I work in a field where people die all the time. It is part of working with the elderly. They come to places like my work to live the rest of their life. To die comfortably and get the care they need....Today we lost a resident. She had dementia and was 84 years young. I remember going into her room and saying it was time for pills and being swore at one minute and smiled at the next. Funny how you take things for granted like being able to remember who is standing next to you in a childhood picture. But, as I was thinking about her and all the other people I have taken care of at the end of their lives I was taken back to 2 yrs ago when I first started my current job. I am going to enclose a newspaper article and then tell about how this man, Patrick, changed my life. Nick Coleman: Monsignor was the face of God in war's inferno With strength and grace, the Rev. Patrick Hessian walked easily where he was needed in the spiritual and military worlds. By Nick Coleman, Star Tribune

Poetry
We fight,We die,through the night,we cry,watching the light,pass us by,why should we fight?why should we die?it doesn't make anything right,Can't you see those hearts that cry,those who fight with all their might,often die,but tell me why,why make your loved ones cry,in kids' hearts they scream with freight,but tell me why,why scare our kids with the fight of all fights, wake up and see the light, and tell me why. Through the stars,deep within the sky,two hearts meet,one gal and one guy,though the two are different,they still fell into one,they twist and turn around eachother,never to come undone,well this story must cease,but this isn't goodbye,these two hearts have soared,they've learned how to fly,when they land be sure to say,thank the heavens above,thank god they meet today Your heart was pure,Your eyes were soft,sometimes it makes me wonder,did i really love you enough?now your gone,and i see,that i may have loved you,but you had even more love for me,i have no regrets,a father f

Friends/family
I care not for stupiness in fubar,,If I believe ur true and not a kiss ass in here I want to keep those as top friends/family. I will keep all that are true and will admire you with gifts and rates Dare me not to find you unreal, because I will disown u as /friend/fsmily,,as to me i dont care. I do very much well being alone,,trust in me and you'll find no better friendship. If not then I say, bye bye

That Night
That nightYou watched a teardropslowly trace its wayacross my cheek.It hovered a momentat the tip of my noseas if to tease you and make you feel ashamedfor hurting me so badly.Finally it broke itself freeand came to a reston my soft pillowto join countless othersof its kind that you never knew existed.

Sick Of Bullshit
i'm sick of every one sticking their noses in my business ok i have moved on and i am doing fucking wonderful so if u are the type of person who want to dictate to me how i should live my life u should leave me alone and try living ur own first these tears i shed will never go awaythe tears that fall, will remind me of that pain the pain of loss is what i speakthe pain that made me fall to my kneesthis pain is what i so despise but, what can i do but fall and cry i loss my way, to this never ending paini loss reasonto why i should go on the answers i come to will forever haunt my dreams this pain of loss is what truly makes me sceamthis yelling person who is mewill forever continue to cry and sceamthats why i hate to have these tears fall from my eyesthis nightmare of falling tears is what i really despise Tommie Cobb WELL PPL THE TIME IS ALMOST HERE WHEN I WILL BE GOING BACK TO MY BELOVED SOUTH. I HAVE MADE PEACE WITH EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE UP UNTIL THIS POINT

A Long Overdue Ranting
This isnt technically a rant (OMG is it possible that I can make a blog and not bitch about something or someone?), but just some thoughts I wanted to share. We have this relatively new genre of websites called Social Networking Sites. Maybe I should be a little more specific, like here for example. This site is designed for others to make friends, and level up. I was having a discussion on another site that I cannot name due to admins getting all kinds of butthurt over here (That is a farce IMO) , and were talking about people on here who you just sit there scrolling across your page. U may think "Oh this person is interesting, lemme see their profile and see what their deal is". So, you sit there and if you are one of those unfortunate people who do not have a Cherry Bomb (Or just refuse to conform and buy like me) sit there, leave a random comment or 2, and rate their 4,000 other pics of penguins and whatever else they have. See I am the kind of person that likes to go "Hey!!!! how

Dating Life
Well well, here I am again writing ummm a blog to myself - maybe to others, not sure on that one yet. Anyway - still at the beaching siding my mothers place - taking WAY much longer than I thought and alot of confusion on her part in getting the supplies. The beach is hot, awesome and nice... So many woman around in those little to nothings they wear, wow... Anyway - had 2 great dates through the weekend - and yet just didn't seem to click in anyway with them so doubt I will be going out with them again other than just friendships. What in the world to do... Sex is awesome and can have but I just really want to click with someone - kinda tired of the empty sex junk, I want something deeper, but way more fun, kinky and open - yet again much deeper... Well, any idea's - please pass them along to Erics blog for the mental! LOL... Anyway - just a few thoughts on the past weekend... Blog again soon about my life out of the military - OH boy.

Clowns
A lie i once heard: "we're innocent until proved guilty" But the truth is absurd We're poor until proved rich And the scales of justice are fixed by lying pigs A plot of human terror unfolds behind the precinct door To cage all the minorities, the immigrants and poor Next they'll hunt the handicapped, disabled blind and deaf And what will all these piggies do, ha! when there's no one left Swat police in riot gear are bombing us tonight An all our civil liberties will die by morning's light While crooked politicians lie and rig the ballot book We whitewash fake democracy and paint another coat We'll keep you here to stay; you'll never get away Your property ain't mine, until your dying day We'll crush your soul inside; there is no easy ride The hotel's never free and the rooms are always occupied Nice of you to join us welcome to the prison age Financial quest for new frontiers to build a bigger cage Surplus populations growing all around the world Capital invests quick to cage the

Lyrics (not Mine)
Seek me, Call me, I'll be waiting Seek me, Call me, I'll be waiting This distance, This dissolution I cling to memories while falling Sleep brings release, And the hope of a new day Waking the misery of being without you Surrender, I give in Another moment is another eternity (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Completion, (Call me) I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart You know me, you know me all too well My only desire - to bridge our division In sorrow I speak your name And my voice mirrors, mirrors my torment (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Completion, (Call me) I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting here) For the end of my broken heart Am I breathing? My strength fails me Your picture, a bitter memory For comfort, For solace (Seek me) For comfort, (Call

Wtf Was I Tryin To Say!?!
'Ello there internet happenin types that might actually hit this up, blog. Not a whole 100% certain which could be the best reason accusation to stick with when it's a matter of being F'ed U'ed with fubar. Whether it's an attempt at an email, a shout, a blog response, a gift either even, where's the major malfunction here?? Squeaky gets the oil, m'kay. If FU-FOCKRS that actually get paid money to upkeep this site are hopefully just too lazy with more words or something, WOW! Same sh*t GT class in public school was hoping. And most importantly, are they rewarding one another with their time, cause hell yeah! Who Isn't Having A Righteous Jolly Great Time Online!!! Makes me wish almost to just be a parent, then I could just blame my kids then or something, and just like GT class in the past, hell, I'll do it. I'll fix this damn thing, I probably already wrote the majority of it. I prefer the usual, no mention, no money, neglect is the reward, go away, leave me alone, unless whil

Things I Written
MY DADDY Gentle HandsWarm smileGraying hairWhiskered faceCrooked walkLoud talkStrong armsClouded eyesSick sapLove warpedDevil drunkSweet soberTroubled soulWord wonderFix-er-upperLies stillEver more Dream Lover He is a player on the screen of nightsHe can be touched, smelt, tasted, feltBut never is he clearly seenEyes closed imagination says he's fair of faceHe knows my secret placesHe excites me to greatest ecstasyHe knows the words to soothe meHis arms a safe place in the stormMorning light breaks throughI am aloneLogic says I dreamed it allMy fondest wish to hold himNight and day to see his faceAnd know him in the flesh DAWN OF THE NEW DAY Red Dawn RisesDust settles on a bloody fieldSilence errupts assaulting earsOf all who pose dazedIntense light splits the dawnTrumpets rend the silenceOn the horizon a glorious sightHere HE comes in gloryThe righteous rejoiceSinners TrembleNew day kindlesAs the red dawn rises

Fubar Leveling Up
Hello all I recently lfigured out how to level up really fast. I started my page yesterday and Im already a 10. I rated all those people with auto 11's on. I havent run out of photo rates and level up extremly fast. Most people with auto 11's have ez rate folders that make it even faster to rate. It may not be as much fun as looking and rating pictures and people as you would prefer to check out but you will take off in you level.

Just Thinking
Ok so guitar hero 5 was just released and again the didnt put a single led zeppling song in the game. WTF? Then I learned that they give you a copy of van halen if you buy guitar hero 5. Ok so we have aerosmith and van halen. Jimmy page is like the best guitarest still alive so I only have one question. What do zepp lovers have to do to get some songs on a guitar hero? Ok so as i sit here wondering about so many things one come us more then once. What is up with crazy people? I mean first of all that guy from the Village goes compleatly nuts trying to pull some lame stunt. Then Billy Bob is screaming at some guy that just trying to do his job. Why do people think this is fun?

What Seemed Like The Most Perfect Evening!!!!
The lights dim,the soft romantic music seemed to be playing in the background.The atmosphere seemed pefect,everything seemed just PERFECT,he stood up smiling,gazing at her beauty and walked over to her seat,He held out his hand and asked ,,,"MAY I HAVE THE HONORS OF HAVING THIS DANCE,WITH YOU ?BEAUTIFULL LADY.She blushed a tad,looking innocently down,then back into his eyes.Yes i'd love to she told him,as she smiled and grabbed his hand.He slowly led her to the dance floor.the dim lights made her look angellic and float towards the dance floor.Taking one hand and holding it in his,and wrapping his other arm around her waist.He stepped closer to her as he gently pulled her to him,she laid her head on his chest,,she could feel his chest rise and fall with every breath and hear his heart beat loud and strong,,they danced and danced,,till the music played no more,,he whispered in her ear,i have a little something ,that i would like to give you,they stopped,,he stared straight into her mesm

Nsfw
OK so someone went on a flagging spree, and guess what? I'm sick of it. Red names can hold fingers over their nips and have their whole effing bewbs hanging out, but my CLOTHED photos are a no-no. LOL. Eff you Fubar, you gd prudes. The gd newsletter with their slut of the month makes you think Fubar is all about nudies. Soo all future GGW teaser pics, or just "forbidden" photos will NOT be posted on Fubar, because won't someone please think of the children?! Fetlife.com is way better. And free! I should lock all my non-default albums to family only. At least they can be trusted

Use Your Words
My father recently got a facebook account, so i've had to sensor myself on there. Yesterday, however, something happened that made me extremely angry. So I reset my status. My status was something along the lines of an asshole needs to go fuck himself and die or something like that. The point is, I cursed or cussed or how ever you want to say it. I was chastised by him for saying the words fuck and ass....I'm almost 21, I don't live at home, and I am an adult. I think my time has come to where I can say whatever the hell I want. Now, the reason I write this blog is cause I want to know why some words ("curse words") are bad, when words that mean the exact same thing are not. Since I can't say the word Fuck, then shouldn't the words Sex, Intercourse, and Making Love also be outlawed. How about the word Shit, well then the words Poop and Crap should be forbidden as well. How about Ass, well there goes the word butt. And the word Piss is just like Pee. I'm not saying that 8 year old

Special Lady Pt.1
You are sitting in your office at work, and a flower delivery man approaches you. “I’m looking for Angel,” the man says. You smile and look up, “I’m Angel.” The man hands you a box of flowers and asks you to sign for it. You think to yourself, it’s not my birthday, anniversary, or a holiday, so who’s sending me flowers. You open the box and find that inside is your favorite flowers, a nice bouquet of daisies. You pull the vase out and see a card fall out as well. You open it to find a sweet card inside it. “Honey, I love you and I hope that this puts a smile on your face. The kids are staying with their grandparents and we have the evening to ourselves. Hurry home and I’ll see you soon.” You smell a faint whiff of my cologne and you feel yourself get a little excited just at the thought. You spend much of the rest of the day watching the clock and distracted. You are wondering what kind of plans I have cooked u

Idiots Are Multiplying
stein love...: i realy like how talking to you made me feel superior to at least one person on here, i dont know what to say but thanksstein love...: ok will do, thanks for the humor and stuff for my other blog->stein love...: no...and i've grown tired of you. your entertainment value has ceased to exist. feel free to continue talking in my sb...just don't expect any replysstein love...: but realy i need to take a shower but id realy like to continue this after im outstein love...: i will be smoking at least that many, you smoke? wish i could quit smoking cigs id say thats the one think about me i need to change->stein love...: you should smoke several bowls...i'm sure there are three or four hiding cells in your skull somewherestein love...: ok so being i dont like you or anything im a hoodlum? see thats where i know your ignorant, i mean, thats realy just kinda sadstein love...: hey you gona be on much longer cuz i need to take a shower realy quick before some freinds get here, gona

The Truth For Everyone
ok ladies i am going to tell you all the truth about a man here on fubar named dalreace a.k.a. his real life name is richard. first and foremost i will start out like this.he is a predator of women and he is a rapist and beater of women.he has held a close friend of mine hostage and in fear of her life and the lives of her children.he has a rap sheet in the state of missouri for domestic assualt and sexual assualt on different women.i urge all of you women here on fubar to block him if he tries to contact you and warn other women of the things he has done,so this way he can't harm any other women ever.PLEASE LADIES I BEG YOU HELP KEEP OTHER WOMEN ON THIS SITE SAFE FROM MEN LIKE HIM.i am posting a link at the bottom of this so you all can see what he looks like. http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2825477&i=2082780276&albumid=1632644" target=_blank>http://b.pca1.fubar.com/77/45/2825477/tn_2082780276.jpg" border=0> [ fubar.com photo: 2082780276 ] ok all it is time for the truth on

May Is Gonna Be A Bad Month ,
I hope everyone will bare with me for a while , May is a bad month for me and my husband..This would have been the month i was supposed to have my baby, My only baby that we have been trying for 10 yrs... And i lost him this past dec at 5 months along...I had him crematied and so he sits here in my room on a shelf.. We have been thinking bout haveing him buried so i know he is safe. If anyone wants to see picsture of him let me know... So please bare with me if im moody,, R.I.P Christian Joesph Spencer MOMMY and DADDY LOVE AND MISS U SO MUCH

Farm Love
I thought our love would grow,but i guess that isn't so.I thought our love was vastTurns out it didn't last.I'm not sure what i didor what i could of done.I guess it was all in fun,the kind that always ends,you were the kind that always pretends.your love for me wasn't real,and im so quick to heal,your love was sure to grow maybe because someone else sowed,her name ill leave out of this,but you i will not miss.you have done me wrong,never treated me right,here comes another fight.I only tried my best But you loved your girlfriends chest.I gave you all i had theres nothing left aroundbroken branches and no sound.soon the seeds will bloom of another relationship hopefully not of doom.the sun is rising high theres a tear in my eye,I watch the last of yourempty lies blow away.away away away.

Last Auction For A While
Heres your chance to own Ponyboy0827! He's the truest most reliable friend on Fubar you could have. So.. what are you waiting for? Click the picture below and > > BID BID BID This auction is an all type bid auction. Bids of tickers, blasts, VIP's, Bling, HH's are preferred, however, fu-bucks are all welcome. But, cash gifts outway fubuck offers. Auction runs 5pm Est. March 30th - 5pm Est. April 7th.

Spring Has Sprung!
well hey there guys..i know its been awhile since i last blogged but i wanted 2 chat about my 2nd stroke recovery & Spring.. As many of u know ..i had my 2nd stroke last Feb...i have been doing real good since then..i still have some numbness in my right ankle & foot & my memory sucks.. but other than that i have been feeling awesome..at least i'm alive..i went to the doctors recently & he said that my blood pressure is still extremely high & he prescribed more medication..Ugh! i'm already on enough meds that its a wonder i can even get out of bed in the mornings...he said that i'm at a majorly high risk 4 another stroke cuz my blood pressure is so high...& that i probably won't make it thru the next one ..Ugh! well its their fault cuz they can't find out whats making my pressure so high..so i'm still living everyday as if it were my last..& enjoying every moment with my friends...the smells..tastes...& sounds of life ... Spring has Sprung in West Virginia!! Finally! i have

Pls Help Godmother Kelly Ann
MY BEST HOOKAH FRIEND KELLY ANN IS HAVING HER FIRST AUTO 11 RUNNING THROUGH TOMORROW...PLS SHOW THIS GIRL LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE TO HELP GODMOTHER HER....SHE HAS BOMB READY FOLDERS AND IS THE BEST FRIEND TO HAVE...SO WHILE YOU'RE AT HER PAGE, PLS RATE FAN AND ADD HER, YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID...THANK YOU FOR READING THIS AND PLS REPOST SO ALL CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER 11'S AND POSSIBLY LEVEL UP ON HER...CLICK HER PIC AND THERE YA ARE...MUAHZZZ FU-KERS kelly_ann_@ fubar

Check Out Real Underground Sick-hop Att! All Juggalos & Lettes!!
FOR THE ULTIMATE HIGH FROM PURE UNDERGROUND SICK-HOP OUR FORM OF HIP-HOP/HORRORCORE....WE BRING YOU SUICIDE LAB PRODUCTIONS AND SUICIDE RADIO....WE STRONGLY SUPPORT ALL ARTISTS THAT WANNA BE HEARD SEND US YOUR TRACKS TO BE PLAYED....SLP ARTISTS DJ FORM 8 CEN TIL ??...JOIN CHECK US OUT AND JOIN OUR FAM IN CHAT!!!!

Questions
Story IE: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u. Story II E: Any girl friends? C: No. E: So far chased any before? C: Have, but not successful. E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend? C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u. C: Why? E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!! Story III E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: Not quite. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation? E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist. Story IVE: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: Yes.

If You
im trading fubucks for bling 100k for 1 bling250k for 2 bling400k for 3 bling500k for 4 bling550k for 5 bling i will only be paying for the person who gets me up to 5 blings first so you better come fast and hard or you just might not get to it little hint on getting more then 550k you buy me 2 blings and then 3 blings -hector ok the first to bling me the most by the end of they day gets 2mil lolz so start blinging im not going to hold this for long lmao if im yours. if im yours then prove itif im yours would you show it? if you want me you would come and kiss meam i your angel or am i your worst deed? your my true love the rain drop that falls on my heartyou stole my heart and im not mad i was going to give it to you anyways i wish we would just bebut its a mythical dream waiting to be free i do love you and i do want youbut its so hard living when i cant have youhear my voice read my words im screaming for us to beyour written on my heart and theres no erasing lovei blocked

Orgasmically Challenged Lol
Ok so I'm sitting here rating Diana's pic during her HH...My one son is playin the 360, the other on the couch beside me, he's 11...I hear this buzzzzzzzzz'ng sound and ignore it cuz I figure it's the 360...Then Nick my 11 yr old say MOM, what is this??? OMFG one of my worst fears hits me in the face...Nick has my small "toy" in his hand asking me what this is...I have this deer in the headlight look on my face I'm sure...He says I found this in your purse mom, what is it??? I said, you found that in MY purse??? Stalling (sp) so I can come up with some kind of believable reason that is in my purse...Yeah yeah I keep it in my purse "hidden" cuz the sperm donor is threatened by them and has always accidentally thrown the others in the trash...I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE WOW, YOU FOUND THAT IN MY PURSE???Well, my 13 yr old who is turning 30 says LOL that's a neck massager, RIGHT MOM??? Laughing his ass off the entire time...I said *shrugs* I guess it is...Nick is like oh cool I wanna us

Update
so it turns out i wont be moving after all thank goodness for that the landlord was stupid enuff to come by and do the math in his head with out useing a calculator turns out he wanted more then the rent agreement well so he came by later on to say iam sorry so atlest he was able to admit that he fucked up god i wish everything was that easy in life

My Writing
Exclusionby john p reedI am wearied by hearingthat my friends doing thingswithout me talk abouthow they really missall the things we used to dohow they really wishwe could be together morehow they really wantto be more with mehow they really do liketo be around me.What you don't remember isthat you do exclude meinconsiderately, by not rememberinghow you really missall the things we used to dohow you really wishthat we could be together morehow you really wantto be more with mehow you really do liketo be around me.To make those phrases trueyou only have to do as I do,you need only to rememberhow I really missall the things we used to dohow I really wishthat we could be together morehow I really wantto be more with youhow I really do liketo be around you. Her: I struck a match, lit the candleShadows showed me my loveWarm, waiting, smilingI paused to absorbFeelings of love flooded meOverwhelmed my meager nervesFrozen in the spark in your eye,bird to your snake I stood.Then, bidden, I mov

Mother In Law's In The Hospital
well ,my wife and i were sitting at my sister and brother in law's house earlier ,when my cellphone rang .it was my wife's mother and she tells me that she had a heart attack today and she is calling me from the emergency room .well they care flighted her to another hospital and she has to have open heart surgery (she has blockage on both sides of her heart ) tomorrow at 8 am .she just had a stroke at the tail end of last year :O:O all i ask of you as my friends it to keep her and my wife in your prayers (my wife is absolutely beside herself (her family members have been blaming her for her mother's stroke ):P:P Well ,my mother in law had triple bypass surgery this morning around 9:30 and the surgeon said that everything went ok .She's not going to be able to go back to work of course right away though .She is also probably going to be staying with us full time after she gets done staying at her sister's house for 2 weeks .She also has to stop smoking ,which isn't going to be easy for

Dj Bully
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New Job Bouncing At Endless Tragedy
My first day I got this cool new job as a bouncer/greeter at the Endless Tragedy Lounge. http://fubar.com/lounges/syc0 Come join us My job is to welcome everybody who enters and invite visitors to join our lounge as well as keep the peace. So far it's alot of fun and hard work but I think I'm gonna enjoy it.

In My Head
Running through the chambers in my mind, slamming the doors to the ones with words I cannot find. The frustration and confusion is debilitating, a dark void leaves me struggling. I try to remember to breathe as it consumes me. Your the straw to my line, euphoria blowing my mind. Your the lighter to my pipe, I know its wrong it feels so right. Your the candy filled needle to my vain, the withdrawl brings me pain. Your my addiction, my affliction, my heaven, my hell. Keeping you in my heart doesn't do me well. Battling Demons Do it! Do it! What good are you anyway? "No, stop! Tomorrow can be a better day." Do it! Do it! Haha! Your fucking weak! "Shut the fuck up! I will not settle with defeat." Do it! Do it! Seek out the blade. "I feel relief after, but cringe at the scars I have made." Do it! Do it! What are you waiting for? "My life, I want it. I hunger for more" Do it! Do it! Releif now, what more could you ask for? "Control of my thoughts. Control of my mind. Give

The Seasons Of Life
THE SEASONS OF LIFE There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in the summer, and the youngest son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. . The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfilment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all correct, because they had each seen only one season in the tree's li

**poem**
"The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop, at late or early hour. Now is the only time you own. Live, love, toil with a will. Place no faith in time. For the clock may soon be still."

I Don't Care How Many Friends I Lose Over This!!!!!!!
Month OneMommyI am only 4 inches longbut I have all my organs.I love the sound of your voice.The sound of your heart beatis my favorite lullaby.Month TwoMommytoday I learned how to suck my thumb.If you could see meyou could definitely tell that I am a baby.I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.It is so nice and warm in here.Month ThreeYou know what MommyI'm a boy!!I hope that makes you happy.I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you cry.You sound so sad.It makes me sad tooand I cry with you even thoughyou can't hear me.Month FourMommymy hair is starting to grow.It is very short and finebut I will have a lot of it.I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it too.Month FiveYou went to the doctor today.Mommy, he lied to you.He said that I'm not a baby.I am a baby Mommy, your baby.I think and feel.Mommy, what's abortion?Month SixI can hear that doctor again.I don't

An Ultra Guy
Here are some random # 's I've kept track of on studd on and off the site |_________________ 1. # of times I've been caught around smokers: 1,055 2. # of times I've been ignored by a woman on fubar (for any instance): 980 3. # of times I've heard aww :10,551 4. total $ of actual money spent on this site :$1,115 5. # of girls I've actually met on this site :1 6. # of times I thought I was getting mixed into a possible relationship with someone on Fubar :39

Fubar And It's Log In
Well I will probably have my account deleted for this but I am to the point.........does it matter anymore? I have tried for days on end to log into my account and our homepage account. By going through http://www.fubar.com and to my surprise it will not let me log in and go to my logged in page. Also it seems, I am logged in on the fubar side, but not on my side because it keeps redirecting me to yet ANOTHER log in page. I tried EVERYTHING to get online, and guess what! Finally I logged in but, in order for me to log in I had to hit this link fubar. It goes to the "MEET US" page. I can either create another account or I can log in there. What is really going on with FUBAR? Is it finally "Fugged Up Beyond All Recognition"? The bombing families cannot bomb anymore due to it supposedly flooding the servers. You can't rate pics anymore, due to flooding the servers. What is the point in buying VIP's etc, if you can't even level without buying different things that FUBAR gain

Never Be Me Again
ALREADY I AM SADDENED AS YOU HAVE TOUCH MY LIFE SO DO YOU MAKE ME SAD LEAVING ISN'T THE ANSWER FAMILY STICKS TOGETHER ALWAYS SLAP ME DOWN FOREVER FALLING STAY WITH US CAUSE WE CARE I CAN NEVER BE ME AGAIN MY HEART IS DESTORYED AGAIN I KNOW IT WAS CRAZY AT TIMES I FELT THE FEELINGS INSIDE ALWAYS GROWING IN MY MINDS EYE EVIL NEVER DIES IT JUST EVOLVES THATS WHAT WE ALWAYS SAID BUT TTHE LOSE FOR ME IS GREAT I FEEL WE LET YOU DOWN I KNOW YOUR REASONS I KNOW MY EMPTYNESS IS GREAT OTHERS FEEL IT TO BUT I CAN NEVER BE ME AGAIN BLACK HEART FOREVER SADDENED BY IT ALL . for those who have friends and family that go away but are never seen again , keep them close in your heart and always look down the road for the hope they return soon .

Aps
I am offering every single point I make in a 12 hour period to people who get me a 135 credit bling pack. You can pick the 12 hours, to a point.(This is the new ability that Angels get when they reach Virtual Virgin.) The price of the bling pack includes me running an auto during your time. If you would like a HH to run, then you would have to get me that and tell me when you want it scheduled. Anything else you would like to do to promote more points is fine - within reason.

Need My Friends Help
I was just sent a link by a family member to a profile that was created yesterday, by someone using my pictures as themself. I went to support but was told there was nothing they can, or will, do. "there isnt anything that we can do .. block the member or ask them to remove your pics hun .. TOS 7 .. Member Disputes. You are solely responsible for your interactions with other fubar.com Members. fubar.com, Inc. reserves the right, but has no obligation, to monitor disputes between you and other Members." I don't consider this a dispute, but guess that's just my opinion. Maybe if my friends let this person know, that they know the "real" person in the pics, I'm hoping she will add her own real ones?! Not asking for any trouble, just a simple comment letting her know, you know that is not her! Thank you friends! Hugs, Cindy Darlene@ fubar If that doesn't work here's the page link http://fubar.com/user/3022546 UPDATE She deleted the profile after friends left co

2 Years Missing
FIND MADELINE MACANN Gerry & Kate's Message: It is two long years since Madeleine was taken. It is two years since we were a happy family of five. The pain and anxiety does not lessen, but our determination to find our beautiful daughter remains steadfast. We are no longer looking for a 4 year old little girl – but a 6-year-old one. This is crucial. We are hoping that the new age-progressed image of Madeleine aged 6, produced by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children in Washington, will help people to see what Madeleine may look like today disappeared, scientists create image of how she'd look now On May 7th at 9pm (UK time), a televised ‘reconstruction’ of potentially significant and suspicious events from around the time that Madeleine was taken will be aired on Channel 4 in Britain. Much of this information has not been disclosed to the general public before and it is apparent that there are several highly important unanswered questions r

Single Moms!! I Need Advice
So, I have a 14 year old son that is just out of control. He skips school, smoking cigaretes and basically disrespectful. He is on probation for Theft III and broke his probation by skipping school and spent 4 days in juvenile hall. The day after he got out he skipped again. I have been fined $150 for him skipping. I just don't know what to do anymore. I am doing my best to raise him but he is a very angry unhappy boy. Does anyone have any suggestions? Please Help! Well it's 05/08/09.... my son was arrested today for minor in possesion of tobacco and skipping school and put in juvenile hall. I really don't know what to do. I have exhausted my options with him.

Photos/pics
ok - heres the deal - first lady to do whatever it takes to get me 2500 pics will always be 100% drunk when im online, as well as have all their photos rated - individually. i stand by that, and will uphold it.

Inner Whore~
She loved the way the air moved over her skin -- all of her skin -- every time she took a step. She was dressed, but the whole of her outfit was lace. All of her skin was breathing. A good thing as she was almost in a sweat due to her nerves and her arousal.She had dressed as instructed. She had awoken to find her clothes laid out for her in fact. When she'd arrived at his house yesterday after so many months of correspondence and telephone conversations, her nerves had been frayed to almost nothing. Together, they had enjoyed a leisurely dinner. They'd set together in front of his roaring fireplace, which took up the whole of one massive stone wall, sipping sweet wine and talking late into the night. She knew that this polite evening was constructed only for her benefit. After so much time spent getting to know one another, exchanging photographs and revealing secret fantasies and desires, she'd assumed that by the time they met there would be no reason to be nervous. Perhaps no reaso

Free Massages At Work?
I have the greatest supervisor in the world. Curt, aka boss-man is so f-ing awesome. He trained me right before he became supervisor. He's so smart, and he's a smart ass. lol He's approved all 3 of my vaca days as soon as i handed him the vaca slips. I've trained him as well. I ask him "Curt, what do I always tell you?" and he says "don't be a dick, be a dude." LMAO. Boss-man's the shit!! So I can't even go to Meijer with out thinking about my buddy Matt from work. We went to Meijer on night so he could pick up a wii, and as we were walking out we passed the flower display. There were some orchids out and I stopped and looked at them. So Matt says "awww, you are a girl!" To which I replied "If you tell ANYONE about this I will kill you!" LMAO So after 2 nights in a row of getting post-ops back and having them tank within 30 minutes of anesthesia leaving, the stress level was a wee bit high. But the big-wigs decided to pay respect to all us ICU/CCU nurses and we all got free

Stupid People
just when i thought people could not be more stupid there is someone alwasys to prove me wrong someone yesterday called me a female ok where the hell do you get female as my gender iam sure my pics could tell you that ur wrong also the state i live in as well if you come to my profile just to look at my pics with out reading it you well be block iam tire of telling what already in my profile at first it did not borther me but after you get 10 people asking the same shit with out reading its enuff to piss someone off

Searching For Me
PONDERING.... As I sit and wonder what will tomorrow bring ... are any of us really sure ... or do we just guess .... do we wake in the morning and decide today the day i am going to have a shitty day ... or i think will I find true love does anyone ever really know ... what tomorrow brings ... could I WAKE up to see my kids one last time and walk out the door just to never see them ever again ... I often wonder where are u now who would u be... and would i still be in ur heart ... do u ever wonder where I am who I became ...or remember me as I was every night I close my eyes ...in search that maybe when I wake u might still be there but then when I do ..i knew that wouldnt be ever wonder why ur afraid of things why are people afraid of love I had friend that was afraid to live ...never had the courage... to fight for herself .... every man that claimed to love her ... left with no intension of returning....beat up her heart ...and before she reali

Ancient Breed
Ancient Breed Seems like many who were raised the way i was have gone or passed. To many times i am told Gentlemen do not exsist, Well i am here to say that we do . I will speak for many we do not honor those who set such bad examples of behavior. 1. beating women 2. Abuse Everyday i see many ladies talking about how they wont trust men or that they have built a high wall due to the past. But ladies is it that fair to judge all do to others ? Is it not the pot calling the kettle black to assume it is just Men who are in that nature .... For us men to have been through trying times in relationships .... Cheating ,lying, abuse People are just beasts in all shapes and forms no person can say they are truly that one person who doesnt do anything wrong it is in our BLOOD the temptation and the need for the rush the flow of power and ANIMOSITY some times overpowers even the most strongwilled person . Men you are no exception to this for we to make many judgement calls

My Work
The curve of my hip and the dip in my walk... I am a BIG GYRL and you will talk... The hills of my breast and the length of my leg... I am a BIG GYRL you don't have to beg... See I got skills only my kind know about... I am a BIG GYRL and that I will shout... I look in the mirror and wonder, are they better than me... I am a BIG GYRL only real ones can see... I am beautiful and all the men know it... I am a BIG GYRL and I always show it... You don't have to like me, but I demand respect... I am a BIG GYRL what else would you expect... My hills and valleys are sexy as hell...

Body Bliss
Oh my body has been waiting for this For your sensual finger kiss that will put me in ecstatic body bliss Body bliss From your first touch That touches on my ecstasy's wet bliss Ecstasy's wet bliss From your electric touch That pulses your warm loving energy into my body beneath my being It is so sensual, so nice, so freeing So freeing for my body My body that rides the wave's of pleasure beneath your gentle hands Your gentle hands That ride the wave's of my curves above with your perfect touch below My curves That lead your hands to my thighs and my calves Releasing them into seventh heaven then taking me to the other side The other side as I roll over The music plays over the air as your hands continue to play over my body on the other side The other side over my body Over my body to the lengths of my arms all the way to the tips of my fingers where ecstasy does now linger Into my other body grooves your hands Your hands continue to travel over me from head to toe P

Rain
Rain coming down,window by my side.Hand coming down,to my lower thigh.Listening to the pitter, patter.My hand goes in and out slower then faster.Exciting myself with every beat.So wet and sweaty, got to turn down the heatRain is so sexy, it always turns me on.My vibrator and me, holding a special bond.I let out loud and deepful moans.Hitting my g spot, and special zones.Feeling myself getting wetter and wetter.My own touch is feeling better.Clouds part and out comes the sun.Hearing the rain get softer makes me cum.

Self Reflection
This is my first blog ever so it might just suck ass. This is just some things I have been thinking about. For some reason over the past month or so I have found myself lying in bed staring up at the ceiling not being able to sleep. Now i don't like dwelling on the past but that is what has been keeping me up. I have found myself reviewing my life over and over, wondering what could have been or why I made the choices I have made. Some times I just wish I could change a few things I have done or doing stuff I was to afraid to do at the time. I have made plenty of bad choices in my life. But I also know those choices and there outcome are what made me who I am today. In the past I have trusted people who I thought were my friends that ended up screwing me over big time. but I have also screwed over friends who I now wish I didn't cause the were good friends. I also wounder why every time there is something I want more than anything in the world I can never have it. I wounder why wh

Poems & Quotes
You were in my dream last night, you were,Just me and you, and then you met her,But you saw her lies, and that I only wantyou,You were in my dream last night, you were,Just me and you, and then you met her,But you saw her lies, and that I only want you,And you knew it your heart that my feelings were true,We were watching a film in the cinema just messingaround, Nothing naughty, then you turned around,You threw popcorn at me with a grin on your face,We threw sweets back and forth at a harmless pace.Then you say "haha, listen, I don't care about throwingpopcorn at you, I'm just messing around because I fancy you"You said it in an such an obvious toneEveryone else said "Well duh! All evening it's shown!"You said "I want to be your lucky girlfriend please"Then the whole room stood still like it was a freezeI looked at you a little startled and you look at me withyour grin Then after some thought with your lipsperched ready, I lean inThe kiss was something worth waiting forAnd I felt that

It`s Been A While
I am anxiously awaiting your arrival. We haven`t seen each other in I don`t know. 2 or 3 months, and I know my body is aching for yours.We decide to meet in a shopping center parking lot. It`s our hometown, and as usual, the kids are cruising around the lot. There`s also a classic car show in the lot, and while I wait I pass the time looking at the old cars.My phone rings, and It`s you, telling me you`re almost here. My stomach lurches with anticipation, and I can already feel the wetness between my legs. I want to give in and rub myself until you arrive, but I hold off. I want you to be the one to satisfy me.I see you then, coming around the corner in your corvette. My hands are shaking as you pull up and flash me that mischievous smile: the one that tells me that I am in so much trouble!I do my best at staying calm as I walk around to the door. You pop the door for me, and I slide into the passenger seat. You smile and say hello and begin to drive us away from the center. Suddenly, y

It Seemed So Little....
The Sack Lunches I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat.. It was going to be a long flight. 'I'm glad I have a good book to read Perhaps I will get a short nap,' I thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and Filled all the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to Start a conversation. 'Where are=2 0you headed?' I asked the soldier seated nearest to me. 'Petawawa. We'll be there for two weeks for special training, and then we're being deployed to Afghanistan After flying for about an hour, an announcement was made that sack lunches were available for five dollars. It would be several hours before we reached the east, and I quickly decided a lunch would help pass the time.. As I reached for my wallet, I overheard soldier ask his buddy if he planned to buy lunch. 'No, that seems like a lot of money for just a sack lunch. Probably wouldn't be worth five bucks. I'll wait till we get

Auction
AS IT HAS IT, I AM UP FOR AUCTION IN KENO'S SEXIEST LIPS AUCTION. THE AUCTION STARTS MAY 10TH, CHECK OUT MY PICS AND MY OFFERINGS AT: http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=262812&albumid=1652730. THE FOLDER WILL OPEN. IF YOU LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER, BID. YOU CAN BID ANYTHING FROM BLING PACKS, VIPs, HH, AUTOS/CB, FUBUCKS, BLASTS, AND SO ON. YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE CHANCE TO OWN ME. YOU WILL DEFINITELY RECEIVE ON SALUTE INCLUDING MY LIPS! PLEASE SHOW A GIRL SOME LOVE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM, MY SEXY LIPS THAT IS.

Born In October As Me? Read This.... Lmao
LIBRA (The Lame One) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most carin g person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... You might end up crying ... This is M E!! OCTOBER Birthdays: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. . Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spend thrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children. JANUARY Birthdays: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at peoples flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Sma

My 2 Years On Fubar
Sup friends and fam Just wanted to say thank you to everyone that has been by me and been there for me for the past 2 years. It's been a great experience on Fubar and looking forward to meeting more people. I've been through a lot, but ya'll stuck by me during the good time, and helped me through the bad times. I'm blessed and thankful to have such great friends on here that accepts me for who I am. I love ya'll, and I'm very thankful for each and everyone of you. And Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers on Fubar. And Fayth, I love you so much! You mean the world to me! Love you baby!!!

I Dream Of Vestal.
In a veil of white mist, at the temple of Vestal, two of the virgins bathed me. Pretty, sweet things adorned in wraps of loose white linen. The one, with dark hair, seriously seductive, while the other with hair flowing long and blond was playful and sweet - neither uttered a sound from the moment we met. Both were long-limbed with small clever hands, silently and sensuously easing a stress and tension from my body that, until now, I hadn't realised I possessed. Closing my eyes, I lost myself to the heat of the water and wickedly sensual sensations as their hands caressed me beneath the surface. Their lips finding mine as well as each other's - we three lost to these precious moments as steam rose around us. The only sound was the play of water and the soft sounds of my contentment. Dozens of candles spread their golden light about the room forcing back the shadows to dance at the edges of perception across a ceiling and walls of marble painted with frescoes of women bathing,

In Retrospect..my Life..
In my dreams He is there..He's the one who holds me when I am lonely-He's the One who makes me smile when I am sad..He's the man that I have always dreamed of..He is the one who completes me..The one who my heart belongs to..He's the one who encourages me and tells me that everything is going to be ok..He tells me im beautiful and makes me believe it..He is the One that I envision myself spending the rest of my life with...The only one who has ever accepted me for who I am and cherished me for it..Dried my tears and gave me hope for a new day..The One whos voice can move me to extreme pleasure, the One whos words could break my heart..How I long to be with you and to look in your eyes and see myself through the windows of your soul.. A connection across a vast distance..two souls intertwined, destined to reach the heights of an existance that few could fathom..A longing for one another that is beyond that of which the mind can comprehend...A feeling that is indescribable much more than

Flames Of Passion Game
Hi everyone, Someone has kindly voted for me in the Flames of Passion game so I thought I'd join in and try and get more votes. Please click on the pic below to read the rules and vote for me. 1 or 100 votes will help, of course the more the better to help me win. If the link doesn't work, I've added it to the comments below ..... Its meant to be secret but if you want me to get you some back, you'll have to tell me you got me some and how many so I can return the fu-luv. Thanks so much in advance for any fu-luv you can give :o)

Begging For Help
I read status all the time as people appear in my bartab. I have noticed that lately there seems to be an abundance of statuses begging people for help so they can level. I mean come on. Help yourself go rate some peoples profiles and pictures. Its not that hard and its what your begging people to do for you. I saw a status just moments ago that said 20k to level please help me level. Holy crikies are people that lazy that they can't rate 20k worth of pictures anymore? I am not going to be helping beggers anymore just those who choose to help themselves.

Baseball
Oh how i love baseball!I watch every game of The Cardinals i can on tv, but now and again they have a day of and sometimes i get lucky and the local double A affiliate of the Oakland A's are playing in town. Today was one of those days. Last night i checked to see what time the game started and to my shock, it was an 11 a.m. start. Cool i thought! Watch a day game, fewer kids, shorter lines at the concessions and enjoy the day. :)WRONG!!!First off, it's only in the mid 50's here at game time. Add in the 30 mph winds and it makes for less than a desirable afternoon of balls and strikes. Not to mention that it was misting on the drive there. Still, i was determined to see a game. It would be fun. I've done next to nothing just for myself this year.Field trip?As i meandered my way through the sports complex, past the hotels and football stadium i saw no less than 50 school buses. Then i got out and heard the basting PA for the pre game. Louder than i had remembered before and as i made my

Clubbin
eveybody plz pray for blackwolfs dad hes in the hospital with luekemia!plz pray for him!tyvm and god bless! FUBAR SAYS NO CAMS!!!WHAT DO U THINK????SHOULD WE BE ABLE TO HAVE CAMS OR NOT??? LOOKIN FOR A PROMOTER IN TRUCKERS PARADISE COME BY IF INTRESTED!!!!!

Jail Time Stories ( The Return)
*Part One of Two* March 29th 2007 11:02pm Hello, goodbye, that's all my brain says to me...I'll mutter some meaningless saying, and yet all I get is hello...goodbye. Little white lines kissing my face, telling me to stay low...BUT I'M GOING TO WAR MAN! charles in the Trees! LOOK OUT BELOW!!....BAM?!?...nope, it's a Dud...Ugh! not a dud!...How can that be?!?! I Rolled the Dice dammit!,

A True Confession
First, I want to thank all my Fu Friends for your love bestowed on me over the past 3 yrs. I so appreciate everything you've done for me and much love goes out in return. I may lose a few friends over what's coming next, but if that happens, then obviously they weren't true friends anyway. I have made many bad mistakes in life, including choosing work over family, bad relationship choices and many other things.... But I'm here to let everyone know I have finally found my "first" & "only" true love of my life. It's a shame it's come this late in my life, but Karma is what it is ...... Jen is her name ,, she is the most amazing woman I have ever met ! I think about her 24/7 ( sometimes too much for her ), but again it is what it is .. I think anyone would agree that have been, are in ,or w/e their current course path of love is .. that when you're in love, normal behavior doesn't happen. But then again , "what is normal" , that's another blog that could go on forever. Anyway, she is

Adventures Of Nakita Chapter 1
Yesterday as I do every night, I packed a poo bag, grabbed my ipod and whistled to call the beast.. As she emerged from her bed she had this look on her face, was that look of sure domination. She knew where she was going and she even looked like she was fairly excited to be an ass. I get to the car and like usual i open up the door for her, she leaps into the car with an air of royalty about her. She then waits till I'm driving to join me in the front seat. her latest trick is to nudge the window then look at me. I then do her bidding and open the window so she can stick her whole face out and breath in the air. Needless to say her lips start to flap and i get hit with dog saliva... We finally reach our destination the 4 kms of dog park. Her domain!!! She jumps from front to back in anticipation of seeing her first victim. I try to calm her down and find a spot farthest from the slew she likes to call a bath... I have decided tonight I will try a new trick, Ive been watching the

Patriotic Auction
PATRIOTIC AUCTION!!!! Hello all my beautiful peeps!!! Im in an auction again and Im offering some pretty good stuff to the highest bidder. Auction ends 5/22/09 so check out this link and give me a bid. HOW MUCH AM I WORTH TO YOU? More benefits may be offered for higher/cash bids so take a chance on me.........

Tazman Up For Auction
Hey all Tazman is in a sinners and saints auction . come show him how much you love him by stoppin by and placing ur bid . He is offering 1. Rate pix 2. add to top friends 3. add to fu owner blog 4. pimpout in fu owners section on profile 5. make 2 custom morphs of ur choice .click the pic below to go start bidding on the one the only Tazman .

The Er
when i went out to dinner i forgot to bring my meds and i had a kidney stone attack iam so lucky when i do puke i puke only body acid but after doing so it really took its toll on me i had to leave and go to the er and once i got there i got treated pretty badly by the triage nurse the man was a prick and here iam sicker then a dog and very weak could not even carry my self that well and grabing my left hip when i told him he needs to stop being a jerk to me then he got all butt hurt and told everyone i called him a jerk and said he was done and going to take piss so another nurse had to help me and she was nice in fact everyone but that asshole was my appointment is on the may14 when there going to shake the living shit right out of me and hopeing to break the stones since its a 8mm well i have to go cant let this stop me iam going to walmart to get a few things leave me love and comments and i well rutn the love thank you

Men Strike Back Ha!
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. -- -------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90

I'll B Gone For A Few Days
Those of you who are near and dear to me know that I am leaving in a few hours today. I will be at my next place of origin at 9am tomorrow morning. I will try to get online at the airport but if not, as soon as I can, I will be back. I hope to not come back to toal change and disarray! lol...I love you all and hope you will miss me and wish me good prayers til I return...always remember to be yourself and never sacrifice yourself for anyone. And b real and true in all you do...and plz realize that this is an internet site and NOT real life. Those who I call true friends on here can attest to what I define as real and I make it known outside of my internet connection. I will be back as soon as I can so plz love on me :) XOXOXO (And C.M., don't make me kick ur ass! :) MUAH)

A Soldier's Life
A SOLDIER'S LIFE THEY JOIN FOR MANY REASONS MOST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT IS NOT FOR FAME NOR GLORY, BUT JUST BCAUSE THIER A MAN THEY JOIN FOR PRIDE, HONOR AND DIGNITY, BUT FOR MOST THEY JOIN OUT OF A LOVE THAT THEY FEEL DEEP WITH IN, THEY CAN'T EXPLAIN IT NOR DO THEY TRY THEY ARE YOUNG AND MOST THE TIMES HAVE NOT GROWN TO THE MAN THAT THEY HAVE KNOWN BUT WHEN IT COMES TIME FOR THEM TO GO, TO FAR OFF PLACES THAT MOST DO NOT KNOW THEY NEVER QUESTION THEY JUST SAY HOOAH, FOR THAT IS WHAT IS UNDERSTOOD THEY ARE MEN AND WOMEN ALIKE, AND THEY STAND SIDE BY SIDE AND FIGHT THEY LIVE IN PLACES THAT MOST PEOPLE JUST CAN'T IMAGINE AND DON'T COMPLAIN CAUSE THEY ARE GLAD TO HAVE THEM AND WHEN IT COMES TIME AND LORD LETS HOPE IT NEVER DOES THEY WILL DIE TO PROTECT THE LAND THEY LOVE AND PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME WHY I DO WHAT I DO AND I JUST REPLY CAUSE I LOVE THE RED WHIT AND BLUE.....jro

Need Help With Wieght Control?
Hey all, After recently finding out I was diabetic, I started researching what to do about it. Of course wieght loss is a good place to start, for anything. This site is very easy to use and does all the work for you.. Im lazy when it comes to keeping a journal on Diabetes. Needed a good Food Log program. Here is one that i really like :-). Cheers! http://caloriecount.about.com/ enjoy! Nymphseekers

Rules To Follow And Break
some peoples are like foodany kind of foodno matter yummy it was or badno matter u liked it or notat the end of the day u just gonna poop it outthe most expensive caviaror just a peice of breadthey all have to go through the same way down to the p exitso dont bother ur self looking of which kind of food u want to belolmy selfi am like water,juice,drinksanykind of themcuz even after i get out of the p exiti return to be a steamthen a cloudthen damnnn rainand yes now u can imagine which human being urine dropsu r enjying when u dance in the rainnahhh m just kidding uyes i knowI AM CRAZYBUT I DO ENJOY ITDO U??-----------------W.B: FAR7AN 3 questions each a round u cant ask the same i asked on the same round u have one pass to use once lol u dont have to answer ur questions that u ask em any other rules [will tell u when i come up with more ]lmao muahhhhhhz hey every one so many ppls on here says its just an online thing and i do have a life outside this site lol then when u get

Work And Fun
Is there really a difference? I mean, You can firt with words to people you dont know, and sometimes get deep intoo with someone if they were there. What about sex? Is it wrong to not settle for one person, and have casual playful sex with someone? I feel that 2 people can meet, have a playful flirtatious time, and even maybe have playful sex. Am I wrong? So many people are trying to find the perfect job. Is there a such thing? I mean, how many actual jobs are there that you can work and have fun at the same time? Me personaly, I enjoy fishing though I dont get to go as often as I would like because i work all the time. So I am thinking about owning a fishing charter company so I can fish anytime i want while i am working. What other jobs out there can you work and have fun at the same time?

Nsfw
She was asleep when he came in.... He was quiet in shutting the door and locking in securly behind him.Ben walked into the bedroom where she lay half covered by the bed spread her back lit by the mooncoming through the sheer curtains. He walked straight into the bathroom where he derobed and showered throwing ona new t-shirt and underwear he entered the bedroom once more she was still laying there undisturbed. As Ben crawledinto bed next to her he ran his hand around her back feeling the curves she was warm and smelled like an exotic island.He leaned closer to her breathing her smell it was invigorating and exciting he gently placed his lips on her bare shoulderletting his whiskers gently tickle her as he moved across her skin. She began to roll over on her side now there were no clothes to get in the way she was already naked, it must have been one of those nights when clothes were just uncomfortable,he began caressing her side gently, tickling her a little. She gave a small grin, sti

To Know Me
To Know Me is to know the extreme. I am emotional, irrational, and hotheaded. I don't start shit, but I don't take shit either. I don't halfass anything, either it gets done, or it doesn't. Nothing In between. To Know me is to know passion. I am emotional, irrational, and deeply caring. I live life one second at a time, and I want to know every inch of your body, your spirit and your mind. To Know me is to know and old, restless, wandering soul. I know the best way to keep your dreams from being crushed is to never have one path, one route, one goal. My heart can be as cold as ice, or as fiery as a freshly lit coal. To know me is to know that I will never twice travel down the same road, my never sleeping soul is in search of new lovers, new experiences, and new adventures, never gold. To know me is to know I am neither a sinner nor a saint, but at the same time I am always refusing to be labeled as timid, week OR bold. To know my spirit is to know that of a vagabond's, neve

The Power Of Prayer
If you're a mummer, and ever met Highwaysong, you either loved him or hated him. Fortunately, I saw throughi his harshness, and found a really cool dude...he really has a heart of gold. For those not in the know, Bruce has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. We all joke about God, and being a Christian, in the mumms. etc. But when it comes down to it, everyone has to have something to believe in. So, I'm asking my fellow mummers, whether you have faith or not, whether you believe in God or not, to take a minute today, and count YOUR blessings...and to say a little prayer for Bruce. I thank you all... - Mark....AKA Strummer.

Crazy Life
You're a falling star, You're the get away car.You're the line in the sand when I go too far.You're the swimming pool, on an August day.And you're the perfect thing to say.And you play it coy, but it's kinda cute.Ah, When you smile at me you know exactly what you do.Baby don't pretend, that you don't know it's true.Cause you can see it when I look at you.And in this crazy life, and through these crazy timesIt's you, it's you, You make me sing.You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.You're a carousel, you're a wishing well,And you light me up, when you ring my bell.You're a mystery, you're from outer space,You're every minute of my everyday.And I can't believe, uh that I'm your woman,And I get to kiss you baby just because I can.Whatever comes our way, ah we'll see it through,And you know that's what our love can do

Thigh High Vixenz Updates For The Supporters
we are now officially taking suggestions on new catagories to add to the page. such as tattoos, garters, corsets, bondage, and other things of that nature. if you have any suggestions plz leave a comment on this blog. if you are going to harass my girls i will have you blocked from the group page and i will ask the girls to block you as well. i WILL NOT TOLERATE HARASSMENT on this group page. if you wish to harass the girls your ass will get blocked. if you harass or degrade ne of the girls pics you will get blocked. i honestly do not care how nice you are as soon as you start harassing the girls on this page that were kind enough to put thier pics up for you to view you are automatically considerd rude and will not be able to view ne of the pics that these lovely ladies have volenteered to let you look at thank you for your cooperation in this matter, bloodymistress

Raven's Thoughts
The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among theinstructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends theflights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back downexcept to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: F

Riding The State Of Florida
I started my ride this morning with the intention of riding down the east coast of Florida to Ft. Lauderdale. As soon as I was riding South on US 1 I started asking myself if I really wanted to ride all the way down the coast. I've been down the east coast many times, but never across Alligator Alley. The who purpose of this trip is to ride both coast of the state. Is it really? Based on where I rode to today I think the purpose has changed. I rode south until I got to Mims and turned west following 46 through Sanford and Mt Dora. As Luck would have it I rode through a couple of morning showers before I got to Sanford. I was just wet enough to be a little chilled. Luckily, the only rain I rode through today. Once I hit Mt Dora I was dry. Turned north on 441 to 44 west to Crystal River then rode south from there. So now I sit in my room in Sarasota for the nightl I plan on crossing Alligator Alley tomorrow. Looks like I will spend Monday night somewhere near Ft. Lauderdale. I only to

Overprotective Mother
Was at my youngest boys game today. During almost the end of it..went over to see what my oldest was doing. He was playing with 3 older girls..and 2 boys his age. He was on 3rd base..gonna steal home.. anyways..he got almost home..this boy stands right on the run line..and blocked him..so he ran out and around him. As he got near homeplate..someone threw the soft ball in.. it fell..and bounced up and hit him in the arm. Few asked him if he was ok..while this kid who was blocking him was saying he was out..etc. Luke..the one boy said.. u dont get out unless you are holding the ball and get him out. I told the kid.. that you cant stand in someones path and block them either. The boy got mad i could tell..and took off. Anyways.. I went back to watch my youngest. within 10minutes.. I hear this kid..being a dick. I didn't know it was him til later. All I heard was.. "I dont want him on my team.. he cant play worth a crap..etc. Couple people told him to be nice. He said.. well I

From My Babe!
Together For everWe'll be friends and Lovers till the endTogether. ForeverThrough the Highs and LowsAnd all the stormy WeatherNo-one will ever part usWe'll stick together like glueIf you look after me My friendAnd I'll Look after youAnd never mind what hardshipscome our wayWell make it through to fight another day Another dayBecause we are friends as well as lover'swe stick together like glueI Love You Leannxoxo

Dumb A$$ People
so...........its been a while .....like ..6-7 months since my last sightings BUT I BACK AND BLAH BLAH BLAH!! ...any how...i go to the grocery store to score some food for work..and half of the main road is blocked off by cops! 2 unmarked cars, 3 staties, and some of the local jonny law. (okay no big deal probally some stupid kid doing something dumb) after i score some food for the week.....i got to the local liquor store to score the drink of CHAMPIONS (bacardi mafuckers) and my buddy who works there tells me that some cop got shot......WITH HIS OWN GUN, then steals his cruiser. the neighbor hood that this went down in is about a mile from my house and right across the street from the local packy store!....... then it dawns on me.....this dumb sack of shit ....shoots a cop, steals his cruiser, and only fuckin makes it like 2 miles before gittin pulled over!......why even do stupid shit like that! i mean shit atleast make it too the damn high way ..STUPID FUCKIN PEOPLE I SWEAR!

Questions
Is there someone you are completely tangled up in? Could be, very close. I just don't know, maybe? What is your favorite thing about the beach? It depends on the beach, if it is just a piece of sand at the end of the water, nothing. It must have character. What do you daydream about the most? Right now, a certain someone, but alot of stuff, I have alot of time to just think. Are you still in love with your ex? Which one? My very first girlfriend from High School? Sad, but yes If you could run away to any place, where would you go? The Rockies in British Columbia, or Scotland, I hear tha pipes acallin How often is your smile fake? You can't fake my smile, just look anytime and it will be there. Is there anything/anyone you're losing fate in? Yes When was the last time you completely broke down? The viewing at my uncle's funeral. What do you do duing a thunderstorm? Wish I had someone to share it with. What is the sexiest accent in your opinion? I guess I'm old fas

The Hermit's Mindless Ramblings
okay not realy blank I was going to go on a rant about religion again but~but my personal diety said I should post a joke instead~ You know you work in Corporate America in the 90's if... You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. You worked for the same company for 4 years and sat at more than 10 different desks. You've been in the same job for 4 years and have had 10 different managers. You order your business cards in "half orders" instead of whole boxes. When someone asks about what you do for a living, you can't explain it in one sentence. You get really excited about a 2% pay raise. You use acronyms in your sentences. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet. It's dark when you drive to and from work. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else. The word "opportunity" makes you shiver in fear. You

Recipes
2 tbsp. butter1 lg. onion, chopped fine1/2 c. minced celery1/3 c. peanut butter1 (10 3/4 oz.) can condensed chicken broth1 (10 3/4 oz.) can condensed cream of chicken soup, undiluted3 c. milkSalt and pepper to tasteFinely chopped salted peanuts Melt butter and saute onion and celery 5 minutes. Stir in peanut butter, chicken broth, cream chicken soup and milk. Stir over low heat, until soup starts to bubble. Season to taste, and sprinkle servings with chopped peanuts. Ingredients: One cleanly slain Human, approx. 90-100lbs dressed weight (heavier bodies may require additional time) Hickory wood (apple wood or a combination may also work quite well) 3 qt Water 3/4 c Salt 2 ts Red pepper 2 ts Black pepper 1 1/2 c Vinegar Barbecue Sauce Directions: First, if it has not already been dressed, prepare the carcass: Suspend the body by either pairing and tying limbs with rope or twine

"daddy...it Hurts"
This is a very important message; kids do come first…Subject: "Daddy ... it hurts"> This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A> SOUL!!!>> My name is Chris,> I am three,> My eyes are swollen.> I cannot see.>> I must be stupid,> I must be bad,> What else could have made,> My daddy so mad?>> I wish I were better,> I wish I weren't ugly,> Then maybe my mommy,> Would still want to hug me.>> I can't do a wrong,> I can't speak at all,> Or else I'm locked up,> All day long.>> When I'm awake,> I'm all alone,> The house is dark,> My folks aren't home.>> When my mommy does come home,> I'll try and be nice,> So maybe I'll just get,> One whipping tonight.>> I just heard a car,> My daddy is back,> From Charlie's bar>> I hear him curse,> My name is called,> I press myself,> Against the wall.>> I try to hide,> From his evil eyes,> I'm so afraid now,> I'

Shocking News
This story really blew my mind - so I had to share it with you all - I think the fact the "one in twelve" statistic is what shocked me the most :-s A mother of twins has had a shock after doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father. Twins Justin and Jordan turned out to be half-brothers Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features. Paternity tests then revealed what had happened - two eggs had been fertilised by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads. Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result. Mia later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time. She told TV channel Fox 4: "Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I'm very shocked." Mum Mia shocked by discovery Clear Diagnostics preside

My First Blog....about Nothing Lol
You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a whole lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step).Then your friends do their part: Private message me if you know the answers. Oh, and Googling is cheating!1. save yourself cause the only thing that matters that you get away from the pain and the thought of losing your mind.2. Looking out across the night time.3. Say hello to the rug's typography.4. Dont mind, me just cruising by, by the girl with the balloon5. It takes a lot, to be always on form, it takes a lot.6. There's a shadow just behind me, shrouding every step i take7. What about sunrise? what about rain?8. Ah, look at all the lonely people.9. God bless the daylight, the sugary smell of springtime10. Don't breathe too deep, don't think all day.

Points Of View
Wishing there was someone in my life I could hold, love and look into the eyes of, who see's the real me, is unafraid and wont run away from all of who and what I am. Or was the only one who ever did the only one that will, and will her death last year be the last I know of true companionship (Quick note for Americans: Petroleum Spirit or Petrol is what you call Gas for some obscure reason. Mind you, you also play rugby wearing armor, where you primarily use your hands and call it Football. Go Figure, lol) Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use...... The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ..... Tell him if he wants t

My Thoughts
I see that there alot of people who make salutes for other people! Ladies! I would love to see who would actually take the time to make a salute for me! I am quite sure that if someone takes the time to make me a salute that would mean they seriously would like to be friends with me! SO, if you make me a salute not only will I return the favor but I will indefinately add you to my family! I am intruiged as to see how many people will make me a salute! Once you have made it please send it to holliwood12@yahoo.com so that I can post it on my fubar page! Thanks and hope to see a salute from all of you!!!!!! So today in preperation for leave, I decided to go to the Salon and have a few beautification things done. WOW! What an experience! First obviously being a Soldier, I needed a haircut. After the haircut I got a manicure! That wasn't too bad. She made my thumb cuticale bleed alittle and the middle finger on my left hand, but like I said not too painful. Then came the "FACIAL"! Started o

The Kiss Goodnight
As they left the resteraunt,they were a little tipsy.They were laughing and becoming very touchy,there was this unspoken ,unknown attraction between them that they noticed but never talked to each other about.The valet brought his car around ,he walked to her side and opened the door for her,as she sat down in the car seat,her dress which was slit all the way up the side ,slid across her skin and up her thigh.He moaned to himself, the sight of that soft tender flesh made his heart skip a beat.She leaned out from the seat,leaning foward,her breasts straining against the thin material of her dress.Her nipples pressed hard against the fabric,she was driving him crazy without even knowing.He walked around the car,got into the drivers side and they started to drive off.He asked her ,,,,"where to my lady",she laughed and her hand dropped and landed on his thigh,she bashfully said "how about my place for a nightcap"He could hardly talk straight ,when he just about yelled out ,yes,that sounds

Diappointments
why do i bother making plans? why do I bother setting myself up to get hurt. I cant stand life anymore.. Not like ths.. I look forward to things and I swear to god that curses everything.. Because it for sure wont happen if I have time, feelings, money whatever invested in it. It is the story of my life. One distinct memory of being disappointed started with my Mom. Now I am not giong to go into the whole story of why things were the way they were but I was in foster care. I remember sitting on the porch of my foster family home an waiting for my Mom to show up. she said tat she was goign to be there and I had my heart set on it. I sat there for HOURS waiting.. until it was cold and dark.. I was crying but refused to move because she had PROMISED... I eventually fell asleep and she never showed up... This wasn't the last time and I promised myself I wouldn't look forward to things anymroe ecause I just got hurt.. Well, that is a hard promise to keep to onces self.. I do look forward

*mad*
i REALLY HATE WHEN PPL TELL YOU ONE THiNG, AND DO ANOTHER, OR WHEN PPL SAY THiNGS THAT THEY DON'T MEAN, SERiOUSLY, iF YOU DON'T MEAN iT DON'T SAY iT.........HOW HARD iS THAT.........SAY WHAT YOU MEAN............AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY............AND JUST BE HONEST...........WOW THAT'S A LOT TO ASK FOR HUH, WELL i GUESS iT iS, OH WELL ONCE AGAiN i GET SCREWED AND EVERYBODY ELSE iS HAPPY, THE WORLD iS A MESSED UP PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERiOUSLY DO MEN EVER KNOW WHAT THEY WANT REALLY?..........WOW CAN'T THEY JUST SAY WHAT THE HELL THEY MEAN AND WANT..........NO.............THEY WANT TO HAVE THEiR CAKE AND EAT iT TO.........THEY DON'T WANT THEiR FEELiN' HURT, BUT THEY WiLL SURE HURT URS, AND NOT THiNK TWiCE, OH YEAH i FORGOT.................ATLEAST THEY SAY SORRY RiGHT, THAT MAKES EVERYTHiN' BETTER........WTF EVER!!!!! OKAY PPL REALLY iT'S NOT NiCE TO MESS WiT SOMEONE'S HEAD OR THEiR FEELiN'S SO DON'T DO iT, iT'S REALLY NOT

For The Love Of A Good Friend
I love my friends from fu, I have to say. They make me smile everyday.... When I got on to play.... Seamus just ruined my day.... I will seek revenge on him slowly and painfully.. he will not know when, he will not know how but i will be asking for your help... It will be a blog like no other... I hear by declare Seamus is dead to me... he is no longer my friend, I will no longer dream of him with tiki torches out his ass.. dead i tell you dead... I thought we had something special, a certain love connection. He ruined it!! If you want to ban together and help me teach him he cant go around spreading lies and your feeling evil. Call me! 1-800-beabitch Wicked (not wiked pffft) the love has gone......

My Frist Music Video
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Bubbles
The first one is a bit more classical and I think I may try too hard at it... Change Winds of change come sweepingTheir breath a gentle breezeWillow branches weepingAnd oak leaves barely sneeze Grasses bow beneath the weightOf transparent changes' passingChange of seasons' quickening gaitTurbulence no longer lacking The longer the winds blow unheededMore resistant to the galeThe more damage done excessiveAnd more likely one is to fail So when the gentle sighing kissesThe skin of your upturned faceBe sure to note it, lest you miss itHasten your collective pace The second is a bit more edgy, I think. I dunno. Wrote these between classes, so I didn't spend much time on them. That's always the best work, though. lol. Do this Don't make me do thisI don't wanna do thisWhy do I always do this?Please don't make me do this Get your act together girlBefore this falls apartBefore you fall apartWhen everything unfurls You always end up this wayWanting ever to goNever can you st

Could It Be Any Harder
Head towards starlight upon this stellar sky,Monarchs hold freedom within orange wings,Fly away into the distance never turn back,Exemption is yours do not fear your future.Bounded to iron, an attached concrete floor,Darkness falls as moonlight becomes you,A locket warn to represent his heart to her,As candle wax drips onto burnt parchment.Her respiring is suffocated gasping for air,Becoming warn like rose petals eventually;they deteriorate without the care they need.As she whispers" Could it be any harder;.........................To breathe without you"

Wtf!
As i sit with little to do,my mind is filled with thoughts of u,as i work hard through out the day,i miss your smile that's mile's away!As i lie down and try too sleep,it's merories of u i will always keep.U must know this,That my love is true,and that i will spend all my time missin' u! I keep it real and that's a promice.I may be a bitch but at least im honest.When i walk by u stop and stare,well keep lokin'because i don't care.I have my own life and style.Not trying to please u or make you u smile!When it come's to compotition you are out,now shut your haten ass and keep me out of your mouth.....To all my haters! I am outspoken,opionated,and determined,i want what i want and there's nothing wrong with that!So just try to stomp on me,try to douse my inner flame,try to squash every once of beauty i hold with in me........... You won't succeed,and if that makes me a bitch so be it,i embrace the title,and am proud to bear it!!!

Life
I'll Get Over You. It's taking the longest timebut my broken heart will healfor what I once had felt so deeplyis now, no longer real. You played me like a foolbelieving all you saidwhen deep down all that you didwas hurt me more instead. I'd like to really knowif seeing me cry that wayhad any effect on youon any given day? I told you how much I loved youwith each and every dayyet all I meant to youwas someone with, to play.

It's About Responding, Not Reacting....
When will people realize that bad things happen to good people??? So, you're a great person, living your great life, and something fucked up happens out of the blue... get over it!!! Don't get me wrong, I've had some pretty crazy shit happen to me, but when it does, I just ask myself, ' What makes me so fuckin' special?'. I've come to realize it's not what happens to you that defines the situation, it's how you respond!!! I said respond, not react!!! A reaction is based on feelings, a response is based on intelligence. Never let your emotions override your intelligence!!! All in all, life is a Beautiful thing!!! When something bad happens, dictate the situation, don't let the situation dictate you!!! Keep it pushin'... I've never been stupid, although I've acted dumb. My life has always been serious, although I'm having fun. I've never lied, though I've bent the truth, I've never been fancy, sophisticated, or aloof. You'll find out who I am, when I step inside the booth. I have been,

Rating Contest
Ok trying to help out a good friend here and making my first blog at the same time! Please go and rate this picture and leave a comment help the guy out! It ends May 31 st though so don't be waiting too long to vote ! Thanks to all of you who read this and vote for him !

Ice Ice Baby!
The room was bathed in a soft glow from the fire, and candles that were burning around the room. I entered the room as I always did, kneeling in front of the bed, waiting for Sir to speak."Hello little one""Hello Sir" "Where is your toy?""Right here Sir" I show him the toy sitting next to me."Good, now I want you to insert your toy, then take my cock in your hand. When your ready to cum, squeeze my cock, but don't cum until I tell you to, understood?""Yes Sir" I insert my toy and hand him the control. He turns it on low. As I let my mind drift, and my body feel the toy thrumming inside of my pussy. Sir gradually increases the speed of the toy, bringing me closer to the edge. Soon my body is straining for release.As I squeeze his cock harder I beg for release. " Please Sir, may I cum?" I put my head down squeezing him harder, He whispers in my ear "Flow for me" as my body releases. I let out a long low moan. I start to relax, as Sir lays back down again. "Stay where you are, and do this

Test
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In Honor
A WIFE'S REQUESTI was sitting alone in one of those loud, casual steak houses that you find all over the country.You know the type--a bucket of peanuts on every table, shellslittering the floor, and a bunch of perky college kids racing around withlong neck beers and sizzling platters.Taking a sip of my iced tea, I studied the crowd over the rim of myglass. My gaze lingered on a group enjoying their meal.They wore no uniform to identify their branch of service, but theywere definitely "mil itary:" clean shaven, cropped haircut, and that "squaredaway" look that comes with pride.Smiling sadly, I glanced across my table to the empty seat where myhusband usually sat.It had only been a few months since we sat in this very booth, talkingabout his upcoming deployment to the Middle East.That was when he made me promise to get a sitter for the kids, comeback to this restaurant once a month and treat myself to a nice steak.In turn he would treasure the thought of me being here, thinking abouthim

J Is For --
Paul bit the cornered portion of his toast after having first dipped it into the runny yoke of the egg. He preferred his eggs 'sunny-side-up' as opposed to anything else. He had smiled at the waitress as she freshened his coffee, grinning politely, managing the words "Thank you" as she did.Penny, his wife of barely a year sat beside him. She preferred pancakes smothered in rich thick syrup, perhaps overdoing it, but she'd explained that it reminded her of the way his cum sometimes slithered down the side of his shaft when he climaxed. Penny was always comparing things like that, finding eroticism in nearly everything. Just as she was doing now as her hand slowly, quietly, secretly continued stroking his hard erect shaft beneath the table.They hadn't wanted the honeymoon to end. And as such, went on a monthly retreat, usually within a few hours drive, just someplace to get away for the weekend, be together, and explore their secret little fetish.Paul as well as Penny were true 'Masturba

Tell'em Im Comin And Hell's Comin With Me
imikimi - Customize Your World!" alt="" />'''''''''''''""""A CERTAIN PERSON THAT IS BLOCKED """"""""""""""""" HAS GONE TO MY SON'S PAGE AND MY FRIEND'S PAGE THURSDAY SHE DOESN'T KNOW ME OR MY SON OR MY FRIEND . TRASHED ME SAID SHIT ABOUT ME AND IM DONE BEING THE SWEET NICE LADY IM. HOW DARE SHE SHE HAS NO CLUE WHOM IM LET ALONE TALK OUT OF HER ASS. THIS HAS BECOME MY BUSINESS AND I HAVE BECOME THE LAWN MOWER I WILL BRING HER DOWN. FRANKLY I DON'T GIVE A DAMN AND IM SO OVER IT AND MOVED ONNNNNNNNN

Such A Loss
Glenn Hull from San Jose Lost His Life Yesterday from Murphys Grade Road Accident ~By John HamiltonMurphys, CA...52 year old Glenn Hull from San Jose lost his life yesterday as the result of a Motorcycle Accident on Murphys Grade Road just West of French Gulch Road. From the CHP Release "Mr. Hull was riding Westbound on Murphys Grade Road at what appears to be a high rate of speed as he approached a sharp right hand curve in the road., Mr. Hull applied his motorcycle's brakes and after sliding across the Eastbound lane, both he and his motorcycle struck a metal guardrailing....Mr. Hull was transported via ambulance to Mark Twain Hospital where he succumbed to his injuries. As of this writing, the investigation is still ongoing"

Lies Then Truth
What do you do when what you always thought was a lie is actually the truth? I am angry,hurt,sick and just in pain. How do you hide something so important and then once all is known,act as if everyone should be fine with it? How do you tell your family this and act like it's the best thing ever? Your rationale for what you did is a lie. Devastating your mother. You expect us to be fine,roll with it,be happy for you. This is not something that will happen in days,weeks or months. I think,no,I know this is the last straw. You have more than broken this family. There will never be trust put in you. Your lies,hate and all the pain you have caused has come to an end. There is no turning back now. There is nothing left here for you. Leave before you hurt us more. Leave before there is nothing left.

Fyi
ill start checkin in again, might even get active, who knows... i left because i was having a very tough time of things, i had lost someone very dear to me, my health was acting up, and things were in general crappy. things got worse from there, in about 4 months i lost both of my grabd parents on my dads side, and another family member. things are a little better now, my health is better, i got a new ride, and im doing good. so everyone will know. im done with this site for now, im not deleteing my profile, i might want it back some day. for now im not going to be taking part here. i will check in now n then but otherwise thats all.

In Memory Of My Brother
My Great Great Grandfather entered this country at the beginning of the first world war. He Left Germany and Married a Cherokee woman. In arkansas ,and then moved into Texas.He raised a great family. Those Children of his did the same in thier turn. My great grandfather Joseph lived in a time of peace until The second world war. He sent three of his sons to duty when the call was sounded. My Grandfather survived so that his father had one son return home to carry on his name after that. He in 45 he went to work for the high way department. he had three daughters. One died in a car wreck the other two married ,and watched thier men answer the call once agian! Uncle Melvin ,and my Dad came back from Vietnam. They had been Changed from thier experience. Uncle Melvin had horrrible nightmares, that later gave way to violence in sleep.He spent alot of time in The V.A. Hospital He has to this day never spoken of his experiences in Vietnam. what must he have seen to have made him become wh

Stuff & Things
R_______Hot tears fall down my face...All I feel is sadness and hurt from youYou probably don't even careEverytime I try to get closeYou push meAwayYou rip me with your wordsStomp on my heartAlmost as if you like itYou know you hurt meYet seem like you don't careYour drunken wordsThey tear meYour sober wordsUsed to be so sweetMiss the old youWish it was the sameAs years agoWhat happened to that man?Or was he not the real you?Was it just all fake to draw me in?Make me wantLoveDesireOnly you R______Would gladly giveThis broken heartTo youWould you take it?Or is it justYour ego keeping meAnd my heartPrisonerI know you don't love meYet I stayYour willing slaveEternally in painAnd sadnessI love youYet hate youWould give anything to be yoursWould be yours if only you askedBut deep down I knowYou hate meOnly keep me for entertainmentStill I worship the ground you walk onEven though we have never metI love and hate you at the same timePleaseStop lashing out at meLove youHate youTill I find a w

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