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Lexi's Blog
Is It Love?
Hey guys! Just wanted to update my friends. I will be graduating in 7 more days! It's been such a tough year, with its share of trials and tribulations. But i stuck it out, and here's my pay off. About a month ago, i applied for a stylist position at my favorite salon. (this is a huge reach, because most recent graduates have to work as an assistant for the first year or so) They called me in last weekend for an interview and practical assesment, and immediately offered me a chair!!!!   So, I graduate next tuesday, and begin my new job the following monday. I feel so grateful to all of my family and friends for supporting me and pushing me through.. now i can do what i love to do, in a place that i love.. and get paid for it!   Where to start? When i started on this site, i had no clue about how it worked or whether i even liked it. After about a month, i discovered the mumms.. it was love at first sight. in the following (almost) year, i spent many nights and days in there. m
Another Auction
im in a best ass contest click to go vote  
Contest!!! Read This!!!
All entries were based on a scale of 1-10 in three categories: WTF?!?!?, Funny, and Sexy Points were then scaled. I know you don't care, but I DO, so :P AND SO, WITHOUT MUCH MORE FANFARE EVEN!!! THE RESULTS ARE!!!!!!!     ...     wait for it :D (evil lil shit, ain't i?)   #1 Queen Candace score on Submission 2 of 25 #2 Rascal MFKN Rabbit score on only Submission of 22 #3 JT Scrore on only Submission of 21 #4 Blessed score on only Submission of 19 #5 Everyone else, because it REALLY got too hard to keep finding flaws while i had to pee! THUS!!! everyone entering will get slightly better prizes!   Thank you all for making this one of the best times I've had :)   I love ya all :D To CLARIFY, THIS IS AN IMAGE (photo, drawn, PS, don't care) CONTEST!!! YES Message means PM. YES link, means upload it to fu (if possible), I'm putting all the entries in a folder for the contest. And YES it is any image (preferably one you create, although I accept random brilliance you s
To All Fu Friends, Whom I Truly Adore!
Dear Fubar Friends, I'm writing this quick note to let you ALL know that I appreciate your fu-friendship greatly. I am amazed and dazzled by the fucking crazy amount of friends and fans I have on here. It's really rad, and I'm psyched!! Sadly, I am finding it IMPOSSIBLE to keep in touch with all you via my shoutbox. The conversations in that thing alone are confusing, and sorting through the absolute bullshit messages to find the meaningful ones is a hard job. So. I've closed it down to family only. This doesn't mean you can't send me private messages! I'll check them and get back to you asap... Again. I wanna stress that I'm not trying to be a BITCH. It's just truly impossible to keep up with all of the shouts, and by leaving it open I'm only letting you all down. And I don't wanna do that
      I have been doing a lot of thinking lately. Being without work and having a lot of time of your hands does that to a person. I have been single for over six years. Watching my gorgeous perfect 10 sisters having their happy families and lives. Watching all the big breasted women get everything handied to them on a silver plater. (You might not agree, but you know they do) and it has done a number on my head. I keep wishing I had big breasts to be wanted. I need to look more like a woman and less of the 13 yr old I look like. because I had the same body when i was 13. I need to be more funny, I need to be more feminine and less brash, I need to be cute, sweet, and all those poodle like tendencies. I thought I needed to be MORE something, feeling like I wasn't good enough how I am. Like I said, I have been doing a lot of thinking lately and I have come to the conclusion that I have to be ME.  I can't change my breasts, my body or my looks, I can not change who I am.. Just how I a
Book Stuff
Seems like I don't do that many book blogs, cos I read so many comics and magazines and internets these days that my previous devotion to actual books has kinda gotten lost.  But I do always have one on the go, and last night I finished this one that my homeboy ZombieMonkey turned me onto. And yeah, the woman's a formidable writer (Amy Hempel, I can't speak for Zombie Monkey).  I struggle with the short story form - I ain't the brightest guy, and where a novel has the luxury of space and time to get its ideas across, a good short story is a well-crafted concentrated hit (much like a smaller painting isn't less work than a big one, and often the detail is that much finer), and as such, usually way over my head.  But I can still enjoy the craft, and this is as well-crafted a collection of writing as you'll find anywhere.  Moving, funny, thought-provoking, and exquisite in its composition. When I was a kid, I used to want to be a writer, but it's work like this that makes remember not t
Rants N Stuff
 So I'm sure some of you are wondering what's going on with me, I've been going through alot and haven't been talking to my friends on here much, I apologize now for that.   I recently found out "the love of my life" Rob had been cheating on me for the last two years of our relationship w/ the woman I caught him cheating with two years ago. She is his high school sweetheart, and I learned yesterday he moved in with her 100 miles away. I'm in complete shock, Her phone number had been on my phone bill for the last couple of years, I'd ask him about it and he'd say it was one of our friends using the phone, Being that I trusted him I never thought twice, I should have, and I would not have wasted so much of my life on his ass. I knew the reason was something more why we broke up back in may,  I finally found out. I'm completely ruined from ever allowing someone that close to me again. I'm not gonna do anymore internet romances, I deleted all my profiles on dating sites. I'm completely
F U Bar
ok so i am bored with the non-mumm trash shit we have going yeah i know i am a total snob... anyway i wanted to play a game with you =D so ok this will require intelligence and wit if you can manage... you are to grant a persons wish and the ruin it at the same time... sorta wish master style got it? for example i wish for a car ok granted you are given a car unfortunatly the dilvery driver is drunk and ran you over and you are now in the hospital ok so my first wish i wish i wasn't so damn bored... this isn't hard to fuck up it isn't nsfw but not like anyone gives a shit what i say anyway it just makes it easier to involve others Most of you know that I answer most questions with complete honesty and am as harsh and unforgiving as that whore mother nature herself... but before i go to the bar and get shit faced... i figure i'll let you ask me questions and i will try my best to tell you what you wanna here... i figure this is good practice for me... since that is how mu
Yea Ok
some of you talk to me ore then others so already  know whats going on with me. i recently spent some time in hospital. i was in there from nov 23rd to dec 12th. i went thinking i was having anxiety. i couldnt breath proper i was getting dizzy alot. everything was becoming a huge effort for me, even something as simple as pushing my wheelchair.   when i got to emergency room i had a heart rate of 123bpm. so they are monitoring me and my heart rate goes up to 162bpm. at this point even breathing was difficult and felt like took all my energy to do. major suckage i can tell you it blows to go though.  so they admitted me to hospital.  turns out i have a condition called Atrial Fibrillation. wich is not often seen in anyone not elderly. on p,us side though i do not have any of the things that make it way worse. i dont smoke. no  hiper-tention(high blood pressure). i dont drink alcohol. an im not 80 and have no heart disease.   i'm o
Time Brings Revelation
So tonight when I left work there were several bins of pumpkins for employees to take home with them.  This is a normal thing this time of year.  However, they generally don't allow people to take one home with them until 2 days before Halloween.  This year was no exception. I have worked at my place of employment for 4 years.  Every year I have always ended up getting a shitty pumpkin because of the shift I work.  I work from 1 in the afternoon until 9:30 at night.  This means I have never been able to get a good pumpkin.  I've always been pissy about it.  Which means that this year if I don't get a fucking amazing pumpkin I will write HR and encourage anyone else on my shift that gets fucked out of a good pumpking to do the same.  The letter will go something like this:   Human Resources,   For the last four years I have been a victim of this company's discriminatory policy of denying the people that work the evening shift the chance at a good pumpkin.  This grievious error, whe
hey yall...i'm without internet at the i wont be around much for a while...which sucks...i've made some really good friends here and i'm gonna miss talkin to yall daily.  i'm dealin with some stuff in real life and jsut wont be around...if ya wanna stay in touch you can email me at i'll reply when i can...   xoxo, april...yeah, that's my name...some of yall didnt know badfish is comin to houston...i soooooo wanna go...but i have to go to austin that weekend for my sis's wedding  :(   ....freakin sister..... hey yall...i'm bein lazy...if you have a bomb folder you should put a link to your profile here so i can find yall when i get around to usin  :D
Danni Inked
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Phone Number: OTHER: 1. Do you drink/smoke? 2. Do you like the rain? 4. If so...would you play in it with me? 5. Do you like movies? 6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u have sex with me? 21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? 22. Would you tell your friends we had sex? 23. Would
Solace For Your Weeping.
    Silent tears fall. Solace, weeping, cry. Creeping death in feelings. No answers for a why. Sitting expressionless in a chair. Drops of sadness, deep despair. Tears are falling to the floor, escaping from a mental war. Glassy eyes will cloud again. Deaths impressions, deep within. No longer living a life so dim. Running from this pain of sin.     I'm unsure of my own existence. I pinch myself and all I feel is a dream that I cannot wake from. I do not exist to live, I live to exist. Always moving inside one consistent idea. I have things, but I have nothing at all. Looking inside me, I'm looking out at you. Free in a trapped world. Dying to live. Building towards, a ruined understanding. I run with no destination.   Feelings of destiny, point toward chaotic skies. Violent storms consume you. The winds push at your back and leave you with no control. You embrace the torture. The emptiness inside, now filled with a lust for fear. And a desire t
This is a fun activity, I've done it before and it usually gets good results. I believe it originated with Iced Earth..and the original intent was you ask me a question, I answer it honestly, and then I ask you a question. Turns out people liked my questions and didn't have so many of their own so...I've altered it a bit. Feel free to join in, even if you have never talked to me before Questions. This blog is all about questions and answers. Ask me a serious question, and I will answer it honestly and truthfully...I will not hold back any answer, no matter how shameful or secret it may be. Ask me a goofy question...I will probably respond with a goofy answer. Ask me an inquisitive question, about something you have wondered...and I will try to answer it to the best of my abilities (yes, I will even go so far as to use Google if I must..but I rarely do, I'm smart like that). In essence: ask me ANYTHING. But perhaps you don't have any questions to ask, and you'd like me to query yo
Auto & Cherry Auction
Club Voodoo Nsfw Protection Policy
 Club Voodoo is an "NSFW" LoungeClub Voodoo is a "NSFW" Lounge you may or may not see or hear things that are Adult Rated, Politically Correct, or Humorous. Although it is a "NSFW" Lounge we do still Moderate what is Shown and Heard in the Lounge. We Do Ban & Block anything that is Illegal, Racist, Sexist, Rude, Bashing, Or Blatently Disrespectful.You Will however See and Hear in the Lounge Adult Related Topics, Songs, Sounds,You will as well See in the Lounge Adult related Toys, Pictures, Maybe some Skin, But all is moderated & if it gets out of hand it Can and Will be dealt with. Reason for BlogThis Blog is to make you aware of the Aspects that The Voodoo Staff has set up to further Assist those that enjoy the Lounge but do not want to See or Hear the "NSFW" Cams and Radio.As Well as to make sure you understand the Meaning of the Acronym "NSFW" and the Definition of what "NSFW" Means."NSFW" Means "Not Safe For Work"This is the Wikepedia Definition of "NSFW"    http://en.wikipedia.o
Darrian Lynx
SEXY SALUTES & NSFW for those who dont have one and would like to get one without having to wait an eternity!  Salutes:   I dont have credit cards or real money on FU, so helping me out with Blasts, Autos, Bombs, Bling Packs, VIPs, I'd be happy to reward you with salutes like these: Some take more time, what kind would you like?: This is the easiest kind, so it doesnt take alot to earn one like this:  Yes, I have NSFW pictures, no, I do not allow everyone and their mother to view them, yes, I am open to allowing access if you would like and are helping me in some way as well.   I love my FUS!
funniest caption for this picture gets 500k fubucks. I guess I need a lol. good luck.   And the winner is:   EmptyPiecesNow with: Witty I know you think this is sexy but I don't want to run to your bed this way anymore. Bounty Hunter, Babyfrog,and honey bare all tied for second. Thanks for playing everyone. "They call me the Flash in bed, too." Radiox i`m never showing you my old pics again - Seamus Watch out MOM here I come,,,,,weeeeeeeeeeeee -sweet contradictions By saying "Shazam", our hero is struck by lightning and granted the wisdom of Soloman, the courage of Achilles, and the ability to eat 50 chicken wings in 3 minutes. - Ketch22 Witty..I know you find this sexy but I don't want to run to your bed like this anymore..." - emptypiecesnow "join me tonight at 10PM EST for the RadioXShow"- Bounty hunter Best way to get a six-pack, workout? "No thanks, I'll just use a sharpie!" - here come trouble Benjamin Button Gone Terribly Wrong... jack daniels wendy "I wonder if
Rest In Peace Ashley
as some of you may know melody fell and passed out stopped breathing wed night. she was taken by 911 to local hospital where she was treated and released thursday night only to pass out again early this morning.shes still in icu could maybe be sent to a room or her own sat afternoon .on top of the two tumors she has had they have found a large mass on her right lung they can got control her blood presseras of yet and they are thinking part of this is due to pulmonary heart disies,tests are pending should be in early sat morning please keep her in your thoughts and prayers  thank you i went to hospital last night via 911 4/13/10!well im home, but going back in for at least a 2 weeks stay friday my tumors are growing rapidly and all the stress im under is making me wores.ill be takeing my lappy, and my cell feel free to call or text me if you have the number if have it, if you need it leave a messgae here or yim, ill be under sadation, so im not sure how much time ill spend on here but i
Holding A Auction?
Im going to hold my first auction since my return to fubar. The auction will start on November 18th and will run for 1 week, ending on November 25th. Entry fee will be 250,000 fubucks, with the starting bid as 250,000 fubucks. So you will eventually get your entry fee back, hopefully plus a cash bid. CASH BIDS TRUMP FUBUCK BIDS!  I am also looking for someone to help promote. Either by donating a blast or ticker or stickying a bulletin, or making a cute bulletin.  Please keep this fun, I will not tolerate bullshit. If I hear someone bid and won, and didnt pay, they will not EVER be involved in another one of my auctions... Please have your entry fee and your list of offers to me NO LATER THAN November 18th @ NOON central please. Thank You! I want to know if anyone is interested in joining a auction... I dont want to hold one, if the success rate is low... please let me know if you will help me..
Show Them Some Love
Right this very moment as you are reading this in the comfort of your home with your loved ones all around there are young men and women from all over this great country putting it all on the line for our right to be here. Take 5 minutes and let them know that we care..That they are not alone and that no matter what you think about the reasons they are out there that they are supported.
For Friends
To All Staff.....      If I don't seem some change in some of you coming in at least once a week....I am going to have to let you go and hire someone else. I understand of family and life come first. But going behind my back or what not is not cool either. If you don't want to be my friend or work for me just let me know. That is all I ask. Thanks:)    Sincerely, Sassy:)  To all of my Family N Friends. Not saying any names. But there is a person on fu who cheats and goes from woman to woman and can't stick with one relationship watch out for them. Also there is another person if you lone him any fu bucks he doesn't pay back cuz i loned this person over 50 mil and only got 6 credits for it and 2 blings that was it. This person doesn't pay back. So please watch who ur friends with and who you date. If you wanna know who these people are look me up thanks:)  Sincerely, Baby Sassy:)  WHAT IS A REAL FRIEND???? IS A FRIEND SUMONE YOU GIVE ADVICE TOO AND THERE FOR THEM THROUGH THICK AN
Next Week
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every
Random Stuff
ECG (Heart Tracing) ECG (called EKG in USA) stands for ElectroCardioGram. This test looks at the electrical activity in the heart. How Is It Done? The first step is to attach adhesive electrodes to the chest and limbs. It may be necessary to shave the chest to get good skin contact. In women, the elctrodes are places under/around the left breast. The machine will then be attached to the electrodes. At this point the patient will be asked to lie very still while the machine takes a recording for about 10 seconds. The test is not painful or uncomfortable. Why Is It Done The usual reasons for an ECG are chest pain, palpitations, fast/slow/irregular pulse, shortness of breath or unconsciousness. Many doctors also request an ECG as a baseline investigation. It does not necessarily mean something is wrong with your heart. What Does It Show The heart is a muscular organ with its own "wiring". For each heartbeat, an electrical impulse travels through the wiring in a specific way, causin
Things I Am Hosting
  Want a chance to win an auto 11 and a cherry bomb?  Then this contest is for you.  First you need to make a salute to me.  The salute has to include either my name or screen name.  Be creative with it since not only do you have the chance to win the auto 11 and cherry bomb BUT my personal favorite salute will also win a surprise from me.  There will be prizes for the top 3.  Yes you read that right.  3 chances for you to win a prize.The prizes:  * First place - an auto 11 AND a cherry bomb  * Second place - your choice of either an auto 11 OR a cherry bomb  * Third place - Whatever limited edition bling is available at that time   The winner will be the one with the most points.  There are 3 ways for you to receive points.  * First is rates which will count as 5 points.  * Second is comments which will count as 1 point.  * The third and final way is bling.  Each bling credit will give you 5 bonus points added to your total points (ie. If you sen
3 Year Fuversary
>   >   My how Time flies! I will be belatedly celebrating my 3 yr. Fuversary on Wed. Dec. 9, 2009.  I’ll be running autos from 3pm Futime Wed. 2009 INTO Thursday, Dec. 10, 2009. I also have a Happy Hour @4pm Futime on the 9th.  Random blinging for heavy raters (more than 500 pics).  All who rate at least 250 pics and Fumail me by 1 pm Futime on Thurs. will also be bombed (time to compile the bombing list is needed). So come on over to help me celebrate my Fuversay and help yourselves at the same time!!! My link is below.    Manly - "110th Saint Levelus" - fuowned by Insane Melody!      
Just Stuff About Me
I have had a pretty decent life I would say .I have met many people along the way. Some just pass through, and they fade away, a few have came and gone, and came back again. It's always nice to have someone to love, but that is not the case for everyone. Sometimes when we really need someone, it's then when we realize just how much you mean to someone, or how much your own life means, I have recently had a minor heart attack, and I don't feel as if I should be old enough to start having these problems, but they are here now. Makes you think, and makes you wonder, just how many people would have even missed me. I know I have made a lot of friends in passing on fubar, but some have touched my heart along the way. This is just to thank you to all of those who truely are my friends. Thank you for being there for me. I am now thinking really hard about my life and those I choose to allow in. All the things that mattered before don't now and I have so much more to love about life now, like j
Little Bit Of Whoa
Ok my friends. I was trolling through the mumms, and noticed all the alternate accounts playing. Those of you that really, truly know me.. know that I view this as a fun game. I like to read their "About me" or check out their friends, pics, fans... etc. So, i have noticed this one asshole in particular, and wanted to check him out. The following, was his "about me"   I nearly DIED!!!     HERE GOES:     There is nothing more beautiful to me, than a woman cumming. The way her body flexes, stomach muscles tighten, hips rise up, then she squeezes.   I'm 6'2 and over 200 pounds. All women are small, to me. I've always heard that they feel safe when they are with me. I like it when women are reserved and quiet, yet i know the dirty thoughts that go on in their heads. I want to exploit EVERY fantasy she has and make it happen. I can fly you to see me, with only two calls. So don't think i'm just another flake on this site. I AM looking for the ONE that can fulfill every fantasy
Stupid Shit & More!
We have all heard it.   -  'They took away my apostrophe - wahhhh wahhh wahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!'   'Its a crime against the Language, *stomps foot, Wahhhhhhhh'  Lets Shup the  woman up.  At first - I thought perhaps it was cyclical - (you know what I mean, guys)  But - the complaints about the apostrophe occurred far more often than one week intervals each month.   So - She either suffers from a raging case of chronic PMS , or she is alot more like her HS English teacher than she cares to admit.   In either case - five people will win:  1st prize:  A Cherry Bomb Bling or Auto 11's, 2nd Prize:  Bling & A Fu-Castle, 3rd, 4th, and 5th prizes:  Really crappy shit. Submit a salute to Passion's Fire.  Post it here.  I'll make a photo album of all salutes.   All entries must include the fucking god forsaken apostrophe.  Points given for creativity, offensiveness, apostrophe placement, LOLZ factor,  grammar, etc, etc. Crap - Did I use the wrong word in the first sentence??  What usage
Does the term dating apply to people who go to dinner, have sex, spend the night and see ya next week kind of thing? or is that just a booty call. but either way, would not consider that person you are dating, or sleeping with, a friend above anything else? So heres the situation... I was "dating" this woman Dawn, it was very casual to say the least, but what I have a problem with the termination of said relations is this: No phone call, no e-mail text message, letting me know that she would not be seeing me anymore. I can completely understand that maybe she found the right guy for her and im happy for her, but some closure (or what ever you want to call it) to said relationship is what I deserved, right? or am I wrong?  I went to look her up on the myspace, since she hadnt responded to my texts or Yahoo ims when i was off shore last, and when i see that she deleted me from myspace, and i find her, cuz obviously i know her last name, she has her relationship staus changed a
Auction's By Me!
Nuevajess Poems
  The Last Smile   I would die happy if... Many thoughts rush to be first in line to finish that sentence. Like kids clamoring around the ice cream truck, or racing to the next amusement park ride. Hell bent on just getting there and damning the consequences.   Sound familiar? How many sweet visions do you miss by keeping your eye on the prize? First place ribbons and trophies gather dust as do your memories of what made those victories worthwhile.   When was your last smile? No, not that one. Just being polite doesn't count. The smile I'm talking about is not just lips open wide chock full of teeth.   The smile that sends your blood rushing like river rapids toward the edge of a waterfall where sensations are too numerous to name. The one where everything stands still just to enjoy the deluge of happiness.   Climbing my favorite tree to find my special spot; Walking into any library or bookstore; Every time I step onto a plane heading anywhere, everyw
Auction For Hh
  >bouncer: i am deleting..i am done gettin punished without any is corrupt bulshitbouncer: i'm sorry->bouncer: this is bullshitbouncer: they wont tell me->bouncer: fuck this...someone is fucking with me and i am done...did they say for how long?bouncer: they wont say why...just gonna have to wait it out sweetie->bouncer: this is ridiculous!! havent bashed or broke the tos!! What did they say?->bouncer: why!?? I hae done nothig!!!how long? I havent bashed or anything!! wtf??bouncer: yep, youre on a fu time out->bouncer: TY dollbouncer: lol ok i'm shouting admin to find out if youre on a comment time out->bouncer: TY hun!@!! I have been good!bouncer: i can try->bouncer: can u find out if i lost my privis?? I have don NOTHING and cannot commentbouncer: course! whatcha need?->bouncer: hun can you help me?   So the juggy lost her priveleges of commenting mumms..and she can't even make a bully. So all the bitchin and moanin we all did finally got results. though
I was called a futard today, is that the same as a BAstard on fubar, or a REtard on fubar, I am so confused! I generally don't like the idea of fu marriage, but if you could be married to more than one person would you? I have had a lovely couple, actually three months, my mom died, last week I had a TIA, and I was informed I have to move out.  I know most of you couldn't present  an aerodynamic rodent's posterior.  Just wanted to inform.  The MuMMs are not really the place.  Those assgarbs  believe that informing is whining.
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Penny For Your Thoughts?
If only I could then I would do this with her: Drive out in that special place called middle of nowhere with her and we'd do the craziest things in there because no one is there to stop us. Just be outside holding hands thinking of what we could do and let it all out. Let it all out in the craziest of all things that the world would even stop us from doing because we live the fullest of all the fools and cry out that there’s no time for tomorrow but today. Drive ourselves into deep madness called real world and try to pose ourselves like “the society” then throw it all away by the end of the day because we were what we were and we chose it to be that way forever. Cuddle and make out for we love each other like butter that is spread thoroughly into bread making sure that we get every inch of each slice in this state of mind forever. This is who I am. I have my own beliefs. It's what I've learned growing up in a world where love is thrown away every single day. I am mora
Merry Christmas Everyone!
lisannelepisto545: Wanted: Attractive honest single man!   DJ Troy: i'M UGLY..... lisannelepisto545: Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory  DJ Troy: POOR TOO lisannelepisto545: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from? DJ Troy: SMALL PENIS....i CAN'T USE IT THAT WELL EITHER....I premature exaculate a lot. lisannelepisto545: Can i ask you a quest? DJ Troy: sure lisannelepisto545: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle? DJ Troy: like I said I premature ejaculate a lot........I think I just ......ugh...oh...ogh...oh...shit............SEE! lisannelepisto545: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty.... DJ Troy: shure show me....I'm ready for round #2..... lisannelepisto545: lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY!  i wanna show u mine... DJ Troy: ....some peoples kids!......did you l
I Dont Feel Like My Self
Red eyes just keep my heart beating Your secret's safe with me Just drive, I've broken our mirror So our past won't look so tempting I never thought it'd feel this good to quit Failure tastes so sweet I'm not afraid anymore, forgive me I'll swing here, I'll hang from this rope Just at least until they've found me Stay close dear, the note on the floor says I wish that you were here At this point I'm not concerned Red eyes just keep my heart beating Your secret's safe with me Just drive, I've broken our mirror So our past won't look so tempting I never thought it'd feel this good to quit Failure tastes so sweet I'm not afraid anymore, forgive me I'll swing here, I'll hang from this rope Just at least until they've found me Stay close dear, the note on the floor says I wish that you were here At this point I'm not concerned I never thought it'd feel this good to quit Failure tastes so sweet I'm not afraid anymore, forgive me
New Beginnings
Everyone at some time in thier lives meet someone new. What that person means or will mean to you will all be understood later down the road. After the talks, the fights, and the meaning that is created in your heart. The beginning is always the most difficult. The questions lurk like demons waiting to pounce on an innocent. Are they liars? Are they playing with me just to score? So many questions for something that could be one of the greatest things to become part of your life. Why are there so many fears and questions when it comes to something new coming into your life? Why does what someone else does to you create this defense mech. that gives you reason to destroy something before it even has a chance to grow and become something worthwhile? Why do things have to be hard? Life should not be this hard! You meet a new person, why does it have to mean they want in your pants and not your heart? Other ppl that hurt you, why do they decide your next experience? How did they get contro
A Sad Day….
Ok folks, haven’t blogged in a while, but had to write some thoughts down tonight as I sip on a nice cold Bush Light (a redneck has to watch his figure) and eat some Mike-sells tater chips. So about a week ago I lost a very dear friend of mine whom I’ve known for almost three years now. This was a great companion, always was there to lend that helping hand when I needed it, and will be deeply missed. R.I.P. ole Beer Fridge, Damn sure gonna miss ya buddy! Always had a nice cold beer in the garage waiting for me, didn’t matter what the circumstances. Mowing grass, killing weeds, working on a car, didn’t matter, you were always there with a nice cold Bush Light, when ever I was feeling dry. I worked on my honey's car tonight, out in my garage, I could almost here you running calling “gotta nice cold beer for ya Jeff” but no, you died about a week ago now, with nothing but a large puddle on the garage floor as you took your last breath and defrosted yourself for the last time. Take
The Wonderful World Of Joy
ok So, My name's Joy im a singer a little metal band called sinister . Im a pretty go with the flow kinda girl and i love to drink. here's a song im working on right now tell me what you think. LOVE, LUST, OBSESSION?- I let you back in then you left and ran away with my heart it was total theft The taste of you flesh is all that i crave the madness and insanity from it will lead me straight to my grave Denying me day after day I hate you so much but i love you is all i can say If i cant have you then no one else can i'll take what i cant have my wish, is my demand you fucked me over and raped my mind i want your disease all the time My human instincts have now turned canabalistic not caring to be your puppet anymore im sick of your shit So let's turn the tables it's your turn to fall I'll destroy whats left of you heart and mind then watch your skin crawl so i kicked her limp body as i watched her lye in the mud laughing manicaly at th
My Jokes
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. The pain comes and the pain goes As fast as it arrived. Living with pain is like watching a train wreck in slow slow motion Life changes Disappointment sets in once again Life changes This was too much for the bishop, so h
My Poems
Be still my weeping heart Cry tears no more You loved him Emotionally, unconditionally, completely In your heart he will be To love is to set free You will not leave him completely A bond even stronger than before Will come walking in your door The bond of friendship, a love even more You will carry your love You will be strong for him You will always be there You will be his rock His shoulder to cry on Right now you must be strong Even though inside you are dying You must understand You must be yourself And above all remember this Keep your love and his friendship Close to your heart And in your life he will forever be Remember me Remember me Remember all the times I made you laugh The late night pillow talks, making love in candlelight Remember me For all the things I do and things I said For what is was I did to turn your head Remember me For all the tears I have cried, the love and sadness in my eyes For my heart that still lov
Never Neverland
I am a promoter for Dangerous Women of Wrestling and I just started a few months ago just want to prove to them I have what it takes to work for them Dangerous Women of Wrestling are Finalizing video production dates for their First national Pay Per View for Cable, Satellite and Digital Tv providers debuting later this year. More Info coming!!
So, after this time has passed, I’ve decided to let you all know what our Kill story is. I know many of you have seen where I’ve posted. Klaus’ health this, that, he can’t do this his stress won’t allow that, I figured I let you know his story. He is probably the hardest working and most gentle soul I’ve ever met. In 1998 he became very ill four days after his 40th birthday. So much in fact, he called me to bring him to the hospital. Now he is the man who won’t be seen by any doctor. He missed one day of work since he was 14 and that was the toilet blues. He couldn’t breathe. My biggest fears came to light. He had a bronchoscope done to find out why he was having difficulty breathing. No answer to be found. Meanwhile he is getting more ill as time goes by. His lung x-ray’s showed his lung shrinking. The doctor’s scratched their heads. A week and a half after he was admitted he ended up intubated. He was induced into a coma so
New Missions
Extort from a Govt. Official requirements: Energy: 144 Mob Size: 675 250 x BFG 9000s 75 x RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits 250 x Amphibious Assault Ships 10 x Stealth AH-64 Apaches 10 x Reinforced Blast Shelters           Bronze- 150 skill points           Silver- 650,000,000,000           Gold- 165 skill points             Platinum - 5 SCB-304 Subs, 5 AH-64 Apache, 4 Outlet Strips, 5 Plasma Cannons, 35 Silver Mines           Diamond- $64,000,000,000,000, 400 skill points, 20 BFG, 10 Plasma Cannons, 4 Turrets, 40 Gold Mine Fix a Horse Race requirements: Energy: 143 Mob Size: 650 100 x Horse Tracks 1 x Cattle Prod           Bronze- 140 skill points           Silver- $550,000,000,000          Gold- 155 skill points           Platinum - 5 Armored Trucks, 2 Mines, 1 Laser Turret, 80 Scrubs           Diamond - $48,000,000,000,000, 400 skill points, 20 BFG, 4 Plasma Cannons, 3 Turrets, 75 Silver Mine Commit Stock Fraud requirements: Energy: 140 Mob Size: 625 35 x Offshore Oil Rigs        
Army Strong
Well , things have been pretty good lately. I got to spend a couple of weeks with my son. He came to visit before he gets shipped out to Iraq. I havent seen him for 1 1/2 years , gosh , he looks wonderful... he's put on about 10 lbs of muscle and i swear he's gotten taller. We spent alot of time together and I found out that he will be a gunner on patrols, so at least he will be able to shoot back. I cannot be more proud of him , and frankly , all the soldiers out there. Now just have to pray he comes home safe and sound.
Hot Stories
Nooner Fantasy It was lunchtime. They'd been planning for this for weeks and finally the day had arrived. He'd stopped at the local fast food joint and picked up some food...he had to, at least, make it look like his intentions were honorable. Showing up for lunch with no food would be a faux pas. They'd agreed to meet for lunch at her house. They'd always just been friends and they were going to talk about "stuff." You see, he was married and she was in a long-term relationship. But, they’d always been able to talk about most anything. He rang the doorbell. From inside she called, "Come on in." As he entered the foyer, he could hear the water running in the kitchen, but saw no one. "Where are you?" he asked. "I'm in the kitchen, but just sit down. I won't be but a minute," she replied. "Where do you want me to put this food?" he asked. "Oh, just put it on the table there by the door, for now," she said with a little giggle. It was the giggle that did it...his fa
Me + Creative = Later
It's all right, mother. It's almost over. I'm close. So very close. How long have we struggled? How long have we waited? Too long, I know. But it's almost over. I promise. killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim mommy mommy as you lie the dark man comes and makes you die my daddy's hands are red with guilt because he killed the life we built I hate it! All this lying, all this pretending! Sithis and the Five Tenets be damned! How long do I have to live by their rules? How long before I get my chance? I saw Lucien Lachance yesterday. He was in the Sanctuary talking with Ocheeva. He was right there! So close I could have severed his spine in less than a heartbeat! Oh Mother, ne
Drcruelty's Blog
 Yes, you read the title. Or if not, go back and do so lazy ass. For some reason lately when I take these I am quick to anger. And I mean glad to fight anger. Sometimes justified, sometimes not so much. But they have reduced my back pain late in the day interestingly.    So right now I got frustrated by a fairly normal thing I experience which I won't bother going into........since.......well.......I'm the only one who gives a shit. Normally I can just ignore it. Right now, I want to tell several people where to stick a cactus while watching Oprah in the center of an occupied lion cage.    Ladies, is this what PMS is like? That is all. Careful......sometimes I bite. This is what happens when I get bored. UPDATES! First reply, which I believe to be SPAM: "whats up i saw your ad on CL. I was hoping you might want to chat. AOL - cheer chikXXXX" Reply #2: More SPAM "whats up my roommate is gone for the holidaysi saw you
Funny Stuff
Always wanted a Taser. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-taser supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? COOL!   Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.   Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries,
Tagg Your It!
> > > > > > > > > > Come show your favorite BADGIRL some love and support! All she needs is your votes! Help her become The Penthouse Lounge's PET OF THE MONTH! > > Simply click the picture below, and rate her, it's just that simple! Show your Dangerous Curves and SDMF sister all the love you can!! > > Voting starts tonight (3-23-09) and will stop at the end of the month, so rate and re-rate when you can! > > > Instructions...... (I was tagged by Murk) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have to wear socks to bed. 2. I do not eat lettuce, even in a salad. 3. I am an under cover ninja! 4. I am in love with my SUV. 5. I love ketc
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My First Auction
Twas then night before Christmas and all thru Fu-land no one was chatting they were waiting for the man The fu bling's hung by the fire with care hoping that St Nicholas....or me soon would be there the shoutbox was buzzing for both the naughty and nice peeps wishing each other happiness kissing under the mistle once..wait twice The present were all wrapped and placed under the tree but i think if you ask santa what makes a better present...ME I love my fu family each one i would hugg and kiss on da lips while grabbin da juggs.......sorry couldn't think of anything that rhymed with so to each of you i wish the best of Holidays i love all you in so many ways so Adorable Bunnie,Ohlala,Lizzy and wickey,Dani Ann and Trouble Free,Annie and Qtee,and my Texas Artemis,Ms. Karma and the funky Pimpstress,So Let's talk and the sci-fi cutie Mel,LadyEva,and that Fiesty Momma,Come holla at me,Ms Hollywood,Tortured beauty and Ms Avgirl,and Britt and
Men And There Thoughts
i am single i want to bee ur friend dat if u will understand dat life is so meanliless with out some one like u. What would life be with out friends like u I'll tell you, like no longer being free. Imagine what life would be so sad and blue To go through life without that special person like you. And I know we live so far away Through the internet we are like castaways Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray For some day I hope we can meet To hug and laugh and dance to the beat I know this would be a treat For now this is all I see Is my good friend here with me Just think what life would be Without friends like u some people have messaged me asking me if im ok or if there is anything they can do for  me and i was wondering why would that be so i asked someone and they say the music on your page some of the songs are sad and that you lost someone or are wanting it back,so i laughed and said thanks for caring enough to tell ill tell you what i think from
Hurricane Food
Ok... here comes BOnnie and i live right in the projected paths center... its a little storm but its possible that it will bring a shit load of oil with it in the storm surge... i live by the river and i hope we dont get flooded too bad :(       as you were ever since hurricane gustav, and the southern Louisiana coastline area having a mandatory evacuation there has been a curfew of 8pm. none of the stores in the area have had milk till yesterday and none of them had meat on the shelves. in order to give my chirrens some meat i took them to popeyes yesterday, since they finally opened for business and its better than mcdonalds or taco bell. today for lunch i had to improvise with stuff i bought off the shelves at the grocery store. i got some tuna and canned chicken for meats...its all i could do. so i threw a couple cans of chicken in some alfredo sauce and to my surprise its not bad... i expected it to be barely edible but its tasty. just wanted to share this with us in hurr
Now I thought Fubar was supposed to be a place to meet people make new friends and have fun.  Play the game to level as quickly as you can.  But I have found that there are girls on here that take this place way to seriously, and start getting a little jugemental, and even paranoid.  I have encountered my share.  I have encountered the ones that randomly hate, the downraters, the ones that think cause there blingers are giveing me bling I must have befriended them to go on their page to get them to bling me.  Hell to the nutuh.  I dont do that shit.   I get bling cause I am a nice girl who is nice to people around me.  even when I have been attacked on here I still stay true to form and am nice.  I might block a person But you have to do something really stupid like call my man names or say something sexual to me in shout or comment .  For the most part I forgive and forget.  That is my nature.   So to all those Haters out there.  Keep your hate to yourself.  Stop Being selfish stu
My Life
As most of y'all probably know I was arrested may 2, 2008 on the charges of Aggrevated Stalking and Aggrevated Assault. Some of y'all may have even seen me on Fox29 news or in the Hometown News and Fort Pierce Tribune newspapers. Unfortunately, a lot of you have decided it's a fair assuption that since it was in the news that I must really be the kind of onster they attempted to make me out to be.Now since the fact that the state dropped the charges didn't make the news like my arrest did I am on my own to clear my name so Ican quit receiving strange looks from mpeople when I'm mout in public and hopefully reduce the number of people that are intending to kick my ass when they see me because they think I really intended to do what the police implied. Now for those of you that didn't know(hindsight leads e to think that there's more of you then I originally thought) Sarah and I started talking to each other and hangginggg out when I ggot back fro GA back in Feb. Of course, we never se
Health Awareness
STD postcards: You've got mail — and more Early data shows it helps to have partners break bad news online By Brian Alexander updated 6:59 p.m. CT, Mon., Oct. 20, 2008 Thanks to a new Internet-based service called inSPOT, people are now receiving anonymous e-mails about sex, but they aren’t spam and there is no hidden ad for herbal concoctions to increase the size of anything. Rather, the “e-cards” are notices from a previous sex partner that the recipient may have been exposed to a sexually transmitted disease. The site, , is a way for people newly diagnosed with an STD to notify their partners to be tested, too. The e-cards, a sort of greeting card you’d rather not receive, are direct and to the point. “Who? What? When? Where?” one available e-card begins. “It doesn’t matter. I got an STD; you might have it too. Please get checked out.” Recipients can then click links to learn more about STDs, possible treatments, and clinics in their cities where they c
Old Hippy's Blog"> Especially since the teabagging parties, brought to you by the GOP & FOX, had to do with nothing more than convincing the arrogantly ignorant that "they" where/are protesting the raising of the taxes on themselves.  Which, (as anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention at all well knows,) is actually raising the taxes of the rich, and lowering the taxes of the middle-class and poor of this nation, so... They, the GOP & FOX, are making "the people," (the easily manipulated arrogantly ignorant,) protest what is good for themselves, and bad for the rich - Well maybe "bad" is the wrong word, maybe "fairer" - As in fairer taxation of the rich.But that is a concept that the arrogantly ignorant can't seem to grasp.  As they have well proven, particularly over these past eight years, by continuing to "patriotically" not only allow, but even support, their own self-destruction,
Silky Tales
The Stuff I think about in the shower would make you ....  yeah, that too.   First let me state that I appreciate my Family, Friends, and Fans.  I have those that I talk to on an hourly basis and then I have those that I talk to every few weeks and there is always a smile exchanged.  You all have at one point in time made me glad to be a part of the Fubarian Community.  Thank you!   Tonight the thought was these ""Friends" that are always questioning their "real friend's" loyality.  WTFF ?!?!?!!?  You know the one's ... "I have X number of friends and I am dry" or "I need help leveling and I want to thank my "Real Friends" for helping."  or "I only got 20 picture rates and I have X number of friends"  and this one got me today... "Friend" ... let's name him Beggin Strips is upset because no one will sell him an $11.99 bling pack.  So I offer to buy him one for $10 mill fu bucks to which he said I only have $8.2 million (or so) and I say sorry.  (There have been times when I hav
Anna And I Are Up For Auction
Come and see what have to offer
As some of you have noticed I haven't been around much in the past month. I screwed up my back 4 weeks ago. Since my computer was next to my bed and I couldn't lay in my bed or sit on it to be on the puter I had stay offline. I've finally been able to get living room rearranged so I can have it next to my recliner and can once again be here. I'll be back to djing tomorrow though not sure yet what time slot. For those who cared enough to notice I was missing and to check up on me thank you. Love you guys
Auto 11's...please Help
Hi Everyone, I’m making this blog entry to notify all of my friends, family members and casual acquaintances that on Friday 11/14/2008 at 6:00PM MST I will be activating my first auto 11 bling and I really need all of your help to make the most of it. During the 24 hour period that my auto 11’s are on I am going to be trying to make it to my next level of godfather and I have a very long way to go and a short time to get there and I will need all of your help to be able to do it. I am in the process of down loading several hundred easy rate pictures to make it as easy as I possibly can for you to get the most for your efforts so please come by and rate me and at the same time help yourself with some fast and easy points to get yourself to your next level. Thank you in advance Randy ( AKA – Riskybusinessut )
For The Sake Of Making One
Whatever happened to diversity in this world It feels like we are all owned under a monopoly The most powerful people can buy and sell our dreams While we are left to pick up the unwanted pieces I do know this for certain Amidst the fog of things to come They could never buy my soul Not even for the price of life I would rather be a lost soul in this fruitless life Than be a puppet in a golem's act For even if I am not promised divinity My goal in life can be to find where my soul is meant to be Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could all sing our truths And not live with the judgement of doom We would be richer than the wealthiest men And nothing in this world could buy us out...even with inflation (I dunno, i tried making something more linear, but this works for now) Days continue to pass me by As I sleep the hours away In any bed I can find And the pattern doesnt cease I wake up and I feel like weaping For another day has passed me by I feel that sl
My Birthday Gift
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Characteristics Of Healthy Relationships
OK MY FRIENDS ... i came across a page that was folded up among my books and i BELIVE and feel that this will help not only myself but hopefully some of you as well... the following is a list like a check list of many "ATTITUDES AND BEAHVIORS" that either are or are not present in ones own life and then many relationships we all have.. wether its a friendship, and intimate relationship , parent... print this off and sit and either check things off as u realize this different little things... hope this helps you all. HOW MANY OF THE FOLLOWING ATTITUDES AND BEHAVIORS ARE PRESENT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS??? 1. COMMUNICATION is open and SPONTANIOUS (including LISTENING) 2. RULES/BOUNDRIES are clear and explicit, yet allows flexibility 3. INDIVIDUALITY, FREEDOM, and PERSONAL IDENITY is ENHANCED!!!! 4. Each enjoys doing things for SELF, as well as for the OTHER 5. PLAY , HUMOR, and HAVING FUN is common place 6. Each does not attempt to "FIX" or contro
Top What The Fuck Ever
You know if it were not for us People on here helping each other and all of you on the top remember that...=)
Up On The Block
Quotes Of The Great Minds
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay. Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough. Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty. Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good. Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Sarah19fca: you like that? Bloodninja: I peel some bananas. Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Sarah19fca: Peanuts? Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Sarah19fca: What are you talking about? Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Sarah19fca: This is stupid. Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh. Sarah19fca: /ignore Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway. Bloodninja: We get on harle
Profile V1.2
Baby Spencer's Youtube Debut !!!
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T..R ... My friend sent this to me a...nd encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says th
Fa La Freakin Laaaaaa
My oldest son will be 16 on Tuesday...bad enough, but I also don't know what to get him for Christmas. My 11 year old is easy, but I'm stuck on the oldest! Halp!
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You put the pieces back into place. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.
ok here goes ............... AGAIN Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. 1. I squeeze my tube of toothpaste from the bottom. 2. I buy flip top toothpaste tubes but still unscrew the tops to use them. 3. I alternate my electric toothbrush and my manual toothbrush every other day. 4. Once a week I use baking soda and peroxide to brush my teeth. 5. I always brush my tongue when I brush my teeth. 6. I brush and floss AT LEAST twice a day. 7. I am very anal about oral hygiene.. 8. I put my toilet paper OVER. 9. I am a Chap Stick junkie. 10. My favorite gum is Extra Polar Ice. 11. I'm addicted to my gum. 12. I am SO ADDICTED to coffee!! 13. I'm INCREDIBLY complex. 14. I practice Reiki. 15. I c
This Is Fer Anyone Who Is Reading Crazywildasscowboys Blog
Well let's see where do I wanna begin, well let's start with where I grew up and was born and raised. I was orn in Beaumount, Texas in 74. My family originated from Beamount in Quanah, Texas, actually my great grandparents homesteaded the ranch that my grandparents have today. I grew up in the cowboy way of life, horses, training cattle, work irrigation, haying, everyday ranch life. I'm an honest guy. I have been accused of scaming women, but ask yaself this, why would I do that when I work for a living, I don't depend on females, nor do I have to. I'm a capable man of working, as I have been since I was 10 years old. He has said that I don't bullride for a living, or work horses, or cattle, or ranch. Well yes, I'm tryign to put it back together, but I still work everyday with my horse business, if ya like you may check out my web site,, which is my business page, it shows a few of the horses that I have trained. Now as far as the rodeo goes, he sai
Voice Comments
Hey all... I would love it if some of my FU family and friends would leave me a voice comment. It is easy to do. Just go to my home page, under my about me section. And click on the "record by phone" button. If you have one on your page I will be happy to do the same! Look forward to actually hearing from ya! shane aka.. Achievingit
On behalf of Ace Cafe and Terror Brothers Radio i left you a 10/11 Fanned and Added ya! hope to see you soon! Come rock your mornin out with Dj Ouija voss! Get all your requests in and have a drink on us!
~ Dawn ~ Fu-wifey To Rock Candy-pegasus Project
Some People Just Suck!
DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? tampaclarke@ fubar Well at least you think you do.... Don't let this man dupe you any more. He is a liar and a fake. THIS IS THE REAL STEVE, the real McCoy, the original. xamlod@ fubar Tampaclarke is really good at fooling people. He has gotten all to befriend him, giving him gifts and bling. Don't waste anymore of your time, fubucks or feelings on him! He has copied the 'REAL' Steve's pictures, used them as his own, photo shopped to make some his own. His stories are good. He even knows enough of the 'REAL' Steve to keep the stories straight for the most part. But he has slipped up. His friend 'Kyle' in his default pics is actually m44europe -W.I.S.E U.K Friends -@ fubar I caught him in this lie, sent him a message with link to the original picture. But as usual, he had some good lines, good excuses. But I stayed skeptical, Wondered why some things just didn't add up. I'm over analytical, think too much and thi
Time Slips
Time Slips.... As time slips speedily away, falling faster than the day before. Nothing can stop it's relentless journey, not day, night, peace or war. As time slips by so very fast. I lie distraught, stagnant in verse, yearning for the future to dissolve my past. Do my beliefs decieve me? Thinking softly, silently, not logical or perverse. As time slips through our hands, we grow weary in the search for a better tomorrow... I scream out loud for someone to hold me, as time engulfs me in it's burning sands. Painfully I reach out. Drowning in my sorrow. As time slips by and by, I think of love, prosperity and hope. Memerories of the sweet warmth of love, I fall into slumber. Awakened in the night, I reach for the moon, the stars and sky. For in their gentle light, I have learned not to fear and how to cope. I now search in time, looking for a new beginning. A little less encumbered.
Poems That Suck
Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. At the altar I will joyously say 'I do', for I have it all now and it's all because of you.
Just a note for everyone who has wondered where I have been.. I have been very sick, still am, and right here at Christmas, it totally sucks.. One thing I have come to realize here, when I'm not around, MY REAL FRIENDS miss me, and let me know they miss me... It's opened my eyes to who my real friends are on this site.. So thank you for the well wishes and for being concerned, I'm trying to get thru this..I'm not a sickly person EVER, so this is very RARE for me..Keep me in your thoughts.. Kiss kiss Selena..
21 Questions..
Ok people as if you didn't already hate me enough lol Damien and I have come up with something a lil goofy but kinda funny. I would like for each of you to answer these "21 Questions",send it to the home page in a private message and they will be added to the about me's that we have all written and will be a requirement for all new members. Get creative and have fun. Damien & I have already posted ours if you would like to read them. Luvs yas all!!! ~Breed GET TO KNOW OUR PU$$YCATS! 21 QUESTIONS Fill out and send to the home page in a private message. This will be posted in our Mini Bios section of the blogs on the home page. 1. Love: fairy tale or nightmare?: 2. Relationship or get in, get off, get out?: 3. Straight, Bi or Gay?: 4. Who is your closest Pu$$yCat friend(s)?: 5. What is your most embarassing moment (on fubar or in real life)?: 6. What is the lamest line a guy/girl has ever tried to use with you?: 7. What is the lamest line you have ever tried to use
People complain about different things. People get the help they need. The fact remains these people can't always do for and do right away. They do their best to help all they can and help to make things better and make sure rules are followed. These people do their best just like anyone at anything you can only do so much and they do what they can. Everyone should show them the respect and love they deserve too.
~the Meaning Of Gestures~
What the gesture means... -Kiss on the stomach: I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead: I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear: You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck: We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder: I want you. -Kiss on the Lips: I like you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt: That's mine. -Holding on tight: I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes: I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair: Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice: Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. Peace.
As If....
As if the world can hear what it is I say... As if there is truly warmth where it is I lay Never again shall I be the child with such dreams. The one who covered his ears to hide his mothers screams. The very boy who could and would change it all. Has felt the pain and knows now how it to fall. Searching every day and into the night for what is real. Never quite understanding what it is I feel. Trapped in a world surrounded by only me. I pray for death to allow me to be free.
Wednesday Hump Day Bump N' Grind ~ Sinners Paradise
Join us tonight for... Music guaranteed to get ya movin! Sinners Paradise Lounge proudly supports and plays DawnStarRadio! (repost of original by 'aGEM4life ShadowLeveler|RatingRevolution ღWife of Ike™ღ FUOwnedByJade&JaksonsMom' on '2009-01-07 16:19:32') Join us tonite as our very own Gemini aka aGEM4life rewinds time and goes back to the 80s. Nothing but 80s music for 2 hours. Hope to see you there.
Lost Is Back!
Welcome back sweetie!
Fourteen years ago today, I was 22, living with my parents in a trailer park in Puyallup, WA, working at Jack in the Box, mid-way through massage school, and about to give birth. It was a girl. For about a year after, the adoption agency set me updates. Then I just kept moving and didn't keep in touch with them. I'm sure they have a huge file on a girl who looks just like me with dark hair. Part of me wants to find out. Part of me has always wanted to 'make something of myself' first. Every year is one year closer to when she can legally come looking for me. I hope she likes what she sees. I hope she understands my decision. I hope she has a good, happy life. I have so many hopes for the one I trusted others to raise. It also happens to be Elvis's birthday. Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.
Late one night, I was feeling extremely frisky and was wanting to do something a lil different. So as I was trying to envision what the night ahead was going to be like, my man came in wanting ice cream. The lightbulb went on as the sinister look appraoched my eyes and lips. He knew then that there was lust on my appetite and he was the dessert that was gonna quench that desireable thirst. After undressing him slowly, I teased him just enough to get him to lay on the bed and ready for fun. Taking the handcuffs from the side of bed where they had been hid with the blindfold, I cuffed him to the bed. This suprised him a lil but he knew with me anything was possible. Next the blindfold went on and he was ready to go. With his engulfed in total darkness and complete aura and passion, I kissed him passionately as my hand made its way down him body. I caressed him and teased his skin all the way down until I found what my hand was searching for. Finding him, I clasped my hand around
Fu Morons
Uhm... Yeah.... LOL   Ok. Once in awhile I get odd Shouts in my SB. This one still has me scratching my head. Maybe someone out there has some clue on just WTF happened?? You have GOT to be kidding me!
thought it was only fair If I did my own personal photo album blog too dont say I never share what ... I didnt do it just a sample of me being an activist worst date EVER !! he had promised me to keep them private when I gave them to him well fine then Im gonna show his ...and trust me there was nothing SUPER about it do you believe whats been flagged on your page after you see what passes as main pics on others? this little gem actually had auto 11's going give n to her by non other that our fav broom sweeping man Scrapper .... wonder if hes the one that made her do the patch job. I guess one could argue its SFW but Im not really buying it. I have no words ...all I know is it was up for longer than a week ...I hope he washed the sock meet my new buddy Bruce..hes a fav of a lot of the top members
Ty All
i want to thank all of you that have been here for me over the past few months. it has been hard but you all have keept me going no matter what. you all have touched me in your own way , and i could not ask for a better group of true friends. i also thank you all for makeing the loung as great as it is and a great place to hang out and have fun . ty to the staff you all have busted your butts to make it happen , and you all have done one heck of a job. to my soon to be wife and love of my life tammy thank you for showing me that how to love again. you truley are my every thing and my world. again ty to al of the staff, sugar,sot cotton candy,candyman,my neicey jeresy, crazy jay,beau,moni, dark,nunya,dani,classy,meat,cherry, metal,tear,and if i am forgetting some one i am sorry . again ty from the bottom of my heart you all will alway's be family to me and i luv's all RhOaDiE
Fu Marriage - The Ins And Outs
Want to know how to get Fu Married and have your profiles linked to each other? Please read the blog below created by Year of the Dragon on the Ins and Outs of Fu Marriage! Fu Marriage, the Ins and Outs Thanks :) Fyretygress
Poem 2
 storms are resting on my shoulders,releasing the the power of lightning,undoing the the burdons that are aquired, building the pressure daily,to break the carriers spirit,slowly over time to replenish itself. pelting the skin like rain,corrupting the spirit to break,giving the weak seemingly endless power, the weight forcing the stoppage,gathering the strength to carry on,willing the spirit to great feats. unified the spirit and storms are unbreakable,uncontrollable they are furious and free,never controlled only maintained what is a life when you are lonely, troubled from the companions, those who call you a lover or friend. dealing with hopeless thoughts of torture, driving you madly to breaking point, then making you collapse in fearful thought. living in darkness searching for the light, through pain scorching your emotions, making normality a strange fictional place. driving a steak into your mind, spearing the last little light f
Something I've Written
I miss you in the morning When the world is new I know the day can bring no joy For the day brings not you I miss hearing your voice Your tender smile That sexy charm The joy of your unfailing sypmathy The world is full of more fish in the sea That is true I know but there is only one you You are all that I need I miss you in the afternoon The crowded streets seem like a desert now I walk in solitude hanging my head I miss your hand holding my own I miss you in the evening When the daylight fades away I miss your sheltering arms To comfort me from the day I try to think I'll see you yet Where the sunlight gleams Weary at least I sleep And still I miss you in my dreams After a while you learn the subtle difference Between holding a hand and chaining a soul And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning And company doesn't mean security You begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts Presents are not promises You begin to accept your defeats With your head
St. Michael's Birthday Train
St. Michael's Birthday Train "Guitar Man" The Rules: 1. Stop by St. Michael's page, rate the Default folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well... His Happy Hour is at 10am Futime... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Birthday Train tag folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Happy Birthday St. Michael," "Ridin' Guitar Man train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will get a thank
Poems Of 2009
Facing Myself Reflecting upon me is like prying my teeth out of cement. I need to learn 2 face my desire to conquer my fears. How can I when I can’t even face you? My will is strong like my belief in God, But I lose it all when I think of you. Trouble is brewing within the depth of my soul. My heart is flutter like flaming wings. Reflecting upon me is like a drifting car spinning over the cliff of love. Where is the science to keep me from falling in love? How can deal with my emotion for you when my emotion is twisted in knots? My heart and soul is chained to your haunting look of love that is not there for me. Paparazzi are blinding me with their entire picture taking of my weeping sorrow. My tears flow like the rainstorm upon me. I am lost in my dark dilemma of loving you. How can I face myself, when I can face my wicked thoughts of you? Reflecting in the dark mirror of shadow, I see you once again. How can everything lead me back to you? I flip a page. I t
Surveys And Quizes
Just for fun, lol. Give it a shot. 1. What is my first name?       2. What is my favorite color?       3. Am I married, divorced, single or seperated?       4. How many kids do I have?       5. What
Think Again!
I know you've had your heart broke I have had mine broken too I know what your going through even if you don't believe feel like your heart is being ripped in two and every thought you have is about that person and only the good you guys did together, you lay in bed crying asking why? see or hear something that reminds you of that person and it throws you into a frenzy, you pray to god that he will bring them back to you but... he gives you something way better then that he gives you the ability to cope with heartache and shows you that "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger" so that next time the love bug comes and bites you on the ass again and cupid fails you know you are a stronger person and though it's hell you can and did make it through the flames. I'm looking for my Prince Charming. Who are you? What do you look like? What's your name? Do i know you or are you some stranger on the bus? Are you tall or short? Do you have a sense of humor? Will you like my
Trust is a very precious thing. When you trust someone, It means sharing part of your soul. For some, trust is not easily given; It takes time and comes in small pieces. Once given, trust is a powerful tool That creates binding ties. To have trust broken is an agonizing thing. It's as if someone Has smothered a piece of your soul. Your self-esteem suffers a blow It may never recover from. You find yourself in a pit of blackness, Full of despair and self-pity. Yet, somewhere in your mind There is a light. You will find strength to recover And, God willing, you will trust again.
Bf Application
boyfriend application 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14. Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me -would you? 21. Would you have sex with me? 22. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. what do you rate me outta 1-10?? 25. phone
My Love
Standing in the corner In the darkest recesses Of you heart and life...   Waiting for you to need The understanding ear Needing the one who is there No matter what happens Or who you think will Walk out of your life.   Always there hiding Waiting to be the one Invisible now but not always.   Do you know she is there? Wanting to be the one you run to Feeling forgotten and alone? Do you know she is there Needing you to say Something, anything that will Let her know you will be there too? Sugar and spice, Sweet and shy Smart and quiet Then bold and sassy.   Hard to get yet easy to love She turns the corners of life Looking through many eyes Somedays she calm and tender Some shes ready to fight.   She wants to be loved Yet needs her space Push too hard or too fast and she gone in quick pace.   How can someone love her If she changes from day to day If noone can seeand accept all the difference to her inside.   She's broken hearts And has had hers
A Good Thing To Share
I woke up this morning feeling pretty happy...well actually after watching this video I still feel happy, just a little melancholy thinking about past stuff etc. that I know your all tired of hearing lol ...including me..but time heals all wounds right. I was sent this video from a relative...and really feel it is important for me to share with my friends, enemies, and fubar peops. It won't take made me made me has an important message we should all really keep close to our hearts. To my friends, and family you know how I am with the words I Love You...and no matter who thinks what when I say that, I say it for a reason...from my my future...Today is the first day of the rest of your I say it so God Forbid if anything ever happend to me...know that you were loved by me. Anyway...enough of my mushiness...please watch this for me I am also going to put it on my Stash, and send it to anyone you feel may need this to remind them
Dark Writing
Thank You
Just wanted to tell each and everyone of you that rated me during my auto 11..thank you so much i so appreciate it...To my friends and family YOU ROCK..its hard to thank everyone personally so i will do it this way...xoxoxoxo suzy aka dreamcatcher
Kat's Jokes
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COS
Pls Watch Out For This Guy
TIGER KICKOFF: Five things you didn't know about Justin Britt Friday, September 2, 2011 | 6:00 a.m. CDT    ¦   BY HARRY PLUMER   Five things you didn't know about left tackle Justin Britt. He was a big baby. At 11 pounds, 8 ounces, Britt was the largest baby to be born at Blanchfield Army Community Hospital in Fort Campbell, Ky. He talks a big game when it comes to video games. Britt claims to have gone undefeated in 10 straight seasons with Missouri on NCAA Football ‘12 at the game’s highest difficulty level: Heisman. However, he says he only won the national championship in the final nine, “getting screwed,” as he put it, by the BCS in his first season. He was a state champion wrestler in high school. Britt’s wrestling career began in sixth grade and culminated in an undefeated senior season, where he won the conference, district and state championships for the heavyweight division. He placed sixth at the National High School C
Some people say they want to die, They think it would be better. When I here these words they say, My blood grows even redder. They don't even know what it's like, No one does in all mankind. I know and I've found, What many has seeked to find. I know what death feels like, I know that death is real. It is very hard to explain, I can't discribe death's feel. I know what happen after death, I won't tell you it's dread. Which is why the reason I choose to die, With these secrets in my head. If I told you or any one, What happens when you die. You would either think I"m crazy, Or do nothing but cry. It is such a bad time, As I hold this knife. But if I told someone, It would ruin all your lives. I won't give you a hint, Or a single clue. I won't tell you if it's good or bad, Or when it will happen to you. I do know when death is near, I know on who it stalks. I fear the worst for that person, But
2 Years........damn!!!
I ve met some good people up in dis here biatch.....Some are still here....Most are gone...but i want to say that for every person you meet there are 2 more waiting to get to know you........I want to express my gratitude and thanks to those who have been my friend and have never seen me face to face..........I love you all and we are(hopefully) in the future will have more good times than not going anywhere and i hope you dont either........ Love..Peace...and Soul....... Wesley AKA Superman231 P.S> boobs and butt are enouraged..ladies........
Dj Blast Project Pimpout
Tag! You're It!!!!!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? hip 2. Your significant other? ex 3. Your hair? black 4. Your mother? gone 5. Your father? 88 6. Your favorite thing? porn 7. Your dream last night? blank 8. Your favorite drink? ice-tea 9. Your dream/goal? retirement 10. The room you're in? bed 11. Music? TSO 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? retired 14. Where were you last night? working 15. What you're not? married 16. Muffins? chocolate 17. One of your wish list items? health 18. Where you grew up? Landisville 19. The last thing you did? Fubar 20. What are you wearing? sweats 21. TV? downstairs 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? on 24. Your life? ok 25. Your mood? good 26. Mis
Own Me!!!
Come bid on me...I make a good bish! Auction ends one week from today.
(Exactly my thought's and feelings, so get over it if it's not written pretty :P) Let's see i'm fighting sleep again, I just dunno I get really depressed and anxious when I start getting sleepy. And lately, just hasn't been the best part of my life. Between work, school, and managing self time, and my own problems I feel so out of control. Most people would say i'm crazy but i'm not cause I can't help how I feel. Anywho today been a real bitch and right now I feel just like an emotional overload. I'm one I hate talking about my feeling's I keep them bottled up, because I don't like to bother other people with my small shit. I'm a complicated bitch, I love to joke and laugh, but most people don't understand the real me. I don't trust people easy, if I even trust one person at all. You may think I like you, but I am strict to the saying "keep ur friends close, but ur enemy's closer" Hell I cry when I'm pissed, when i'm sad, but never in happy occasion. I've had so much shit ha
Amazing Tidbits To Ponder
        An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.   1. A bible. 2. A silver dollar. 3.. A bottle of whiskey. 4. And a Playboy magazine.   "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.   If it's the bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all if he picks up that magazin
♥needs Help With Contest!
♥I'm in a contest to win a Happy Hour and was wondern if you could take a second to rate my pic. It's that easy and that quick. Heres the link♥ Thanks Bunches!
Pics Made For Me
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I Miss You!
My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of kissing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace me tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling, And brought about this downpour of emotions and feeling, I sit here alone in my room tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I have found someone who was just meant for me, I can't explain the magic or why this should be, Don't know what life holds, maybe there's no reason or rhyme, To think you will be mine in a matter of time, And though I cannot touch you and we are now apart, My Love, yo
Auction Blog
AUCTIONING OFF MYSELF! the neg after the 10 min on webcam its negotiable Starts August 17th 11:32pm Fu Time open now for bidding! Auction Ends August 27th 11:59pm Fu Time Opening bid starts at 100k to bid please post comment here on this blog below cash bids beat fubucks   Bid Below!
A Story Of Faith...a Must Read!
A Dog Named Faith This is a story about a dog who was born on Christmas Eve in 2002. He was born with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated. He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him. He was rejected and scorned. By curvaliciousbbw at 2009-02-16 His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore, he was thinking of putting him to sleep.. At this time, his present owner Jude Stringfellow came into his life and wanted to take care of him. She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. She thought, all we need is a little faith. In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around. Even the other dogs at home helped to encourage him to walk. Amazingly, after only 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learned to bala
So I was in Papi's Blog and ended up striking up a convo with Macaroni about My stalker. We decided it may make a decent blog. It started with me telling her that I had a myspace once with a lot of networking contacts and memories. I ended up having to delete it.. and why? For a year and a half I was getting RESTRICTED phone calls from a woman. Most of the year, she would call and just say nothing. When i started dating this guy, I would have him answer my phone and he finally got her to talk. At first.. she gave the name Charlize Theron.. Really?? REALLY??!?! BWHAHAAHAHA!! But then she settled on Shelly.. I swear on my mother's eyes, the bitch sounded like a drunken Retard. So the calls began to escalate. She would call between 12am and 3am. THEN she stared calling my job.. left 3 crazy messages on there.. leaving my myspace addy and then some. THEN she called my parents (my dad is 70) at 1am. I mean COME ON!!!! Also left the myspace addy. Thing I don't really want them to see.
Please Help My #1 Level To Disciple
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE ¤jåmɧms§0104¤Éήƒ¤®©έ® @t♫jέη§ ®¤¤m Has Auto 11's !!!!!!!!!!! jamesms0104 is on his way to Disciple and would love your help! He has a little over 3.4 million to go; and can make it with your help. He will have Auto 11's activated at 7pm fu-time on Friday, February 20th--and will be hosting Happy Hour at 10pm fu-time that night. Get your points and level up on him! Be sure to Fan/Add him while you're at it. Tell your friends to help him out too. Let him know that DaddyBear sent you. jamesms0104@ fubar This Bull
I Swear I Didn't
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I drink a lot of coffee and I am a coffee snob! 2. I feel like I am 28, unfortunately I am 38. 3. I was married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas. (divorced now) 4. I was Goth before it was called Goth.. 5. I will never let you see me cry. 6. I am a ProChoice fiscal Republican. 7. My career background is Finance related. 8. I love useless information, ya never know when it will come in handy while drinking with friends. 9. I wish I were a Vampire or Witch! (i do like the taste of blood and would love to apparate) 10. I am who I am, and don't try to impress people with fakeness! I am tagging the
How Sweet Is This ??
well ,all of us mummers (well a lot of us ) saw the mumm about why all of us hate dj's (i don't hate all of them, just the ones who post mumms trying to start drama ),well my comments to DJLuscious sparked this shoutbox convo between us which i find absolutely hilarious since she thinks she's so tough and all ♥Dj Lucious♥ @ PURGATORY DANCE P... Buzz Meter: 100% - sh*t faced! Level: Disciple (26) Gender: Female, 34 Location: Fond Du Lac, WI Status: Online (MY AUTOS ARE ON till 12 PM FUTIME) ♥Dj Luciou...: and yet you still think you know me huh FUCK OFF FAG ->♥Dj Luciou...: darlin ,you are just words on a screen lol ♥Dj Luciou...: FAG U ARE BLOCKED ♥Dj Luciou...: I dont care and fuck you ->♥Dj Luciou...: i bet you can't even get your damn leg that high lmfao ->♥Dj Luciou...: bring it big girl ,,!,, i see the pussy deleted his mumm ♥Dj Luciou...: FUCK YOU ILL STOMP YOUR FACE IN WITH MY STEEL TOED BOOT BITCH she
I Got Tagged
I got tagged by: ((President of the B-list)) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm 44yrs old and I dont have any children...(no I'm not gay) 2. I've never been to the ocean 3. I was married for almost 2 yrs...only because the divorce took almost 4 4. I love to make other people laugh, if I can make someone laugh or smile then I feel that I have a accomplished something 5. I read for pleasure, mostly fiction, I read at least a book a week. 6. I write poetry...some good some sux.... 7. I can fix most anything. From cars to computers. 8. I used to fight a lot when I was growing up..I was the smallest kid on the block 9. I've worked in f
Please Rerate,,need To Stay Ahead!!!!
Hold Me
just hold me,just be with me,just stay with me hold my hand and listen to me,just stay with me for a while,Open Up Your Heart and Let the Words Flow inspires the heart and touches the soul,I love the way,You hold me tight,Won't let me go, All through the night,Your bodys strength,Keeps me safe,I'll never forget,How you taste.I lay here at night,Thinking of you,And how you caress my body,The way you do.When I shake ans shiver, Your always there,To hold me tight,Like a teddy bear.I love the way,You look at me,It makes me happy,Just to see,The way you look,Drives me wild, I know it's love,And it will last awhile.I love the way,You cherish me,And show me respect,Like a man should be.I am no longer afraid,To tell you this.So take my heart,And give me a kiss.I only say this,Because I love you so,Please hold me close to your heart,And don't let me go. Rodney (Rhino) Hold me for swhile - Rednex - Rodney
We are looking for new members to join our family here at Club Frat. > > We are a small friendly group that shows our love by helping our family members with leveling and bombing their contests too. > > Please read the Club Frat > "Welcome to Club Frat Main Rules" > blog to see if this is for you. > > Please send a message to Club Frat Home page, > and post a comment in the blog as well. > We will be in contact with you as soon as possible. > > Thank you > > We do hope you join and become a part of our great family here at ....Club Frat or ask me info(Southern Charm) > > > >
My Stuff
I would like to thank everyone for the Fu-gifts and comments. Its been a good day in real life and on Fubar. Love Brenda
The Previous Adventures Of Captain Amazing
Auto 11's
Hello everyone i thought id make this blog so that people can post when theyre goin to have autos. that way we can plan ahead and people wont post them all at the same time! if you have an upcomin auto please leave a message in the comments on this blog with the date and time youll be starting them, and one of us will add you to the blog! Thank You Luv Mzbooti2big    We all love having auto's and we all love rating people with auto's BUT it has seem to become a problem within the fam. There are times when 4 or 5 different people activate their auto's and this becomes difficult, especially with the new rating system. So, to solve this problem we ask that no more than 2 people activate auto's at a time. If you want the fam to help, please send a message to the home page at least 24 hours before you activate them. This gives us time to let you know if anyone else plans on activating that day and also gives us time to do a bulletin for you if you would like. If you see that 2 people in t
Time for some Hair Metal!!!!!
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Johnny 2. John 3. Stud Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Radio DJ 2. Language instructor 3. Money Teller Three Places I have lived 1. West Palm Beach, FL 2. Feldkirch, Austria 3.Attica, NY Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Lost 2. Cold case 3. The First 48 Three places I have been 1. Holland 2. Switzerland 3. Germany Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Kerry 2. Kristen 3. Angela Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Pasta of any kind 3. Tacos Three things I would like to do 1. Sleep. 2. Masturbate. 3. Sex with a wiling and conscious partner Three friends I think will respond 1. Harry 2. Long 3. Johnson Things I am looking forward
My Pretty Blog
And the handprint on the wall slapped me Anyway: ~ Shes my ex's ex ~ I blocked her ~ I unblocked her....briefly ~ I blocked her yet again. So then... ~ Her ex magically appears around ~ I block his ass too cus Im pretty sure its not really him anyway ~ Then ANOTHER one of her ex's magically appears and starts coming around so I thought Okay Ill have fun with this mental head. (shutup I already know Im mental) ~ Blocked him too!! ~ Im thinking just because she sent condolences, doesnt make her my friend. If that were the case EVERYONE in this CITY and surrounding area, would be my friend. If she wants to know wtf is up with the whole event ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Besides...I cant discuss it anyway. ~ Now a new one appears...sheesh. All the meanwhile, each one Ive blocked for thinking it was actually HER...they suddenly stopped coming online haha ~ Am I crazy or...what the yogurt? ~ Im tired ~ And bitchy ~ And its storming here I admit
Who Wants To Own Me?? I'm Up For Auction
Bid On These Wonderful Fu's
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I Haz To Scream!
This is a shout out to my friends..We have an idiot in our mists. His profile says it all! Let's all go show him a Fu welcome he won't believe!    thanx in advance!  I do not like bag heads... that iz all! Hehehe...just had to vent...
Hello Everyone
We used to have this friend that would come over and watch our house while we were out of town or had something going on. He was a great guy really "manly" with an awesome body. This was before I was cuckolding but I used to often think about what I would like to do with him. Well one day I came home early and I was alone his truck was at the house and I didnt think much of it. I was suppose to be gone for about four more hours but the place I worked at got slow and they let me go. I come home and my bedroom door is shut which did seem a little odd because even though he would often take naps at our place I would always find him on the couch. But, it was hot out and our bedroom was always the coldest room. I went back and just opened the door expecting him to be snoring. Well he was not snoring at all!!! He had drug out a bunch of my lingerie and panties and he was wearing them. I was really young back then and had not been exposed to anything like this. Not only was he wearing my pant
The Dark Side
Not sure what day it is Not sure that I care Lost all desire to move or be part of life The hole is black and has no side At least none that I can feel Tears flow from me like blood Leaving streaks of me where ever they fall How long has it been now Since you left me like this To lie in my own pool of blood pouring freely from my eyes I loved you the first time our eyes met Now your eyes look upon another And yet my eyes see only you and blackness Oh for the courage to jump The courage to take a thousand pills or to slice my wrists But I know I will not. I'll just lie here, as tears flow like blood Feeling the flood from my heart dying You have to come back to me I can't move, I can hardly breath I've not eaten for days Lying here, wasting away. How Long has it been now. How many hours how many days Days seem like years Lying here in a puddling of my own tears. As I stand here surrounded by flames The fire burns No more playing, no more games
Good Morning
This is late,but oh well....How was your morning? Most people say good,great or ok. This is my morning/night....I get a migraine and go to bed at 8 p.m. Next thing I hear is "I don't like this...ralph!!!!!!!" my son has thrown up on my bed again! He is leaning over the bed heaving...I am half awake thinking..."what the hell?!" I get him off the bed and he stands there heaving! I said "Run,run up the stairs! No,don't stop! Run!" He makes it to the bathroom and is good to go. I get him cleaned up and he walks over to the couch and passes out. Lucky him. I walk back downstairs yank my bed clothes off and throw them in the washer. It's 1 a.m. I am wide awake and thinking "Nice,I love sleeping in the recliner,really I do". My dog is looking at me with sad eyes as to say he is sorry for my night. I am looking at him saying "your ass gets skunked again and I am killing you!" He yawned,rolled over and went back to sleep. I stared at fubar til 4 a.m. and finally fell asleep in the recliner. So
Posted From My Other Blog, Some Old Some New
What do we do? When it’s all gone…when the pain is so numbing we are walking around dead. What do we do? When our hearts are ripped out and burned, our souls snatched out of our bodies. What do we do? Turn up our music to drown out the sound of emptiness and silence? Write to an uncaring, non understanding world? What do we do? I ask you. For once in my life I’m speechless. Broken, destroyed, and as much as I want to say something, there is nothing I can say. There are no words to explain this void or how much I hate myself. There is an overwhelming numbness taking over me. Like I don’t care, about myself anymore, because no one else does. It’s like I was in a blissful dream and woke up in a nightmare. I am ghost. A whisper. My soul can’t find my body. I’m just wondering around lost looking for something and not knowing what it is. I look around and it’s all gone. And all that remains is an empty corpse and a lost soul. So you tell me what do we do? When all is los
The Boys
Sorry to any I forgot... Shhh I stole this idea from Diana (KCPilar69) Photo and video editing at
A Typical Morning When Nothing Much Happened
Get my toast from the toaster and notice a small trail of smoke billowing from inside it. Decide it’s nothing, then notice a small bonfire is going on inside. Wonder what the best course of action is and why the smoke alarm hasn’t kicked in yet. While I’m wondering this, the small fire is getting bigger. Have a vision of being trapped in the kitchen with flames licking at my heels. Think about throwing water on it but unplug it and blow it out instead. Potential disaster averted. Wouldn’t happen if I cleaned it out now and then. Release the trap door of the toaster as it lets out an explosion of messy, toasty crumbs all over the counter…Which is why I don’t do this necessary kind of maintenance very often. I’m not even a clean freak. I still eat toast in bed but not so keen on the bits of crunchy confetti that cling to the sheets and scratch your bum. Go shopping. In the check-out queue overhear a man growl something about remembering a time when everything was much cheaper in the s
Tryin' To Keep Up W/the "joneses"!
> > I will be activating an auto 11 Today @5:30pm EDT (1:30pm Futime)!!!!! They will run until Monday, March 9, 2009, 5:30pm EDT (1:30pm PDT)!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! P.S., There will also be some love I need to return to people who have bombed me along the way as well! > > I will be activating auto 11's Today @5:30pm EDT (1:30pm Futime)!!!!! They will run until Monday, March 9, 2009, 5:30pm EDT (1:30pm PDT)!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!!
What If?
So Morgan and I were having this conversation about all the Auto 11s and Cherry Bombs being bought and looking at random people who have been buying lots of them. {no one we know personally} Imagine if you will, in 6 months time turning on the television one day to find "On the next Jerry Springer Show: I Done Ran Up My Credit Cards And The Wife/Husband Left Me Because Of Auto 11s And Cherry Bombs!" "Well, HawtLustyMILF promised to show me her NSFWs for a Cherry Bomb!" "StudMuffin said he would pick me over BigBabe69 if I bought him one of them thar Auto 11 Blings!" "I couldn't help it! I had sexyfinething on cam, hotmama4u on the phone, and BBWqueenthing's NSFWs. Them women done broke me!" "So many bewbs! I had to buy 10 bling packs this week alone!" "I traded my kids' food for a bling pack and ticker message!" /DED
=*poetry*=....not Mine
New Path On a new path Leaving my skeletons behind Only one way to go For it's me I need to find Taking the first steps Away from my past Hoping this time I succeed And this time, it lasts. On a new path With my feet as my guide Stand on my own No longer will I hide Good-bye to the jealousies So long to the tears Off I go again Gonna conquer my fears. On a new path Just me myself and I Can't promise you tomorrow, But I know I will try On my way up I know what I need to do This time in my heart, I know my path is true. By: Kelly Sandefur My Broken Heart My heart bitter and coldFull of life, but feels so oldTime has went by so slowMy heart is one only God knowsI need stability in my lifeNo more trouble no more strifeMy heart has been through a tough fightHappiness, laughter and joy is for what i striveSurely I've made mistakes in the pastWhat i would not give for a relationship to lastNo more secrets, lies or decietMy heart is all you need to defeatI will give you timeFor th
Wanna Own Your Own Pretty Pyro Girl?
I mean, come on, who doesn't want their own pyro who will do things for them, within reason ;) Well now is your chance. Click the pretty picture and go bid on me. Pretty please with sugar on top (h)
The words pour out but not from my lips for the are spoken from my heart and spoken form my soul Many years I wandered lost all thanks to you I have finally been found and now walk with a completed soul You are all I want and all that I need when I am near you Love is all I feel Why must my heart be shrouded in fear afraid to hear the words I long to say unable to muster the courage to speak so I shall hold my tongue let things be Unknowing of the truth of feelings shared forbidden happiness, loss of what is the risk is great, loss greater to fail is to lose, alone to keep silent the same Truth in the eyes and words never spoken knowing what is what could be fear holding back the words heart afraid to feel happiness and sadness loneliness becomes me. As I look into those eyes, I see the purest of souls. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but as I set my eyes upon your sweet face I see true beauty in its purest form defined. When you smile it
Hope & Change?
Its not TEA and TAXES. I only hope anyone listening to the mainstream medias’ sad attempt at covering what were being called TEA PARTIES were awakened to the one sided and biased approach that the reporting showed. To the CNN reporter who came to report on a rally, only to show her true colors and biased approach by getting on top of her own soap box, Shame on you! Shame on those at Fox news, who tried to put a conservative republican spin on these protests, you too may soon be part of the mainstream media. The only thing the mainstream media can give an unbiased account of these days is who made it through the last round of American Idol. Oh! Sorry, my bad, they can’t do that either as witnessed by the alleged outing of Adam, as if, that had any bearing on the fact, the dude can sing his Buttocks Off. If anyone has given even the slightest attention to what has been going on in our country for the last twenty years they would know that these protests were not about TEA an
Omg The Stupidity!
I was reading the Sunday paper and I see that two people were arrested after having 26 pounds of pot mailed to their home. Do they come much dumber than this? Seriously... oh, and I feel kinda blah today, boobs would greatly improve my mood.
Sts-119 Discovery Launch 15 March 2009
Can U Outbid The High Bid?
***Auction Time*** Thats right Fu's I'm up for Auction!!Now's your chance to Own Me! I got Lots to offer and so much more! I got spring Fever !Do u? ***Click on The Pic below To Find Out*** Also Show Lots of luv to the Host of the Auction!!F/R/A her!She is an Amazing Friend and is also auctioning herself!! ☆ ♥ Dawn O'Doober ♥ ☆ ♫ Rock Candy's ♫ Fu Wifey@ fubar This smexi bully was Brought to You by the One & Only....................... ♡Confidence Is What Makes Me Sexy♡FAN Me Plz!☆It makes me Happy & its***FREE***@ fubar
The Real Deal
As a survivor myself, (breast and cervical) I feel it only right that I ask your help in finishing my folder for cancer awareness. Though breast cancer is the top focus so far, I would like pictures supporting ANY and ALL types of cancer. I would love if someone could come up with something in support of male breast cancer as I have lost someone very close to me to it because no one really knew anything about it. If you have anything you would like me to post in my folder, even personalized in support or in memory of someone u love or knew please message me the link and whatever you want the caption on the photo to be. If you do not include a personalized caption I will simply post it with a thank you to you for sending it to to post and for supporting the causes. Later I will be posting a folder for heart disease and many others so feel free to go ahead and give me links and captions for any cause you want supported. Thank you all so much for your help. Much luvv to all. Everyone plea
What Was I Thinking!
okay here goes "what was i thinking", i have been dating this guy for 5 years now and things havent been the best for a very long time. You see he is an over the road truck driver, and a jerk. he has been cheating on me for years now and i just found out he has a child with a chick that was on his truck with him for awhile! Stupid me i didnt realize it but okay she tells me today that her daughter is one years old and i am dating her father have been for 5 years lol! i must be really stupid to think that everything was getting better for us! Now all i want to know is where and what do i do now!!!
Up For Auction
Best offer by 6pm Sunday EST gets their choice. If Interested start bidding. I am up for auction in Mz Chaos new auction. Please rate my pic for prizes for most rates and please bid, I'd love a blast, bling or VIP. So please check out what I'm offering ;). Here is the link to my picture and offer. Thank you all. Please come out and show fu luv. Please rate and bid. The higher the bid the more will be added. Auction ends March 28, 2009 at 10pm Futime. So please come rate and bid. Here is the link:
Curvalicious Needs Your Help She Has Autos On
Curvaliciousbbw™ ஐ*ღDangerous Curvesღ*ஐ@ fubar
I feel very compelled to tell you that I feel your pain. Not like others say they do but in the same way with different details. Society only grieves with us for about a week. They then give "us" about another week or two maybe. At this point all is expected to return back to normal. They however fail to realize that we didn't just lose our life partner and part of our soul, but who we were died with them. Every plan, goal and dream included went into the ground as they did. We have to start over and find the "me" without the "us" the whole time having no desire to do so. Nobody unless they have been where we are can fully understand it. They think their words of comfort and encouragement will fix it. In reality all we need is to be held and rocked. No resolutions offered just let us pour out our soul and listen. Let use share memories to give our soul confirmation that we have not lost the only thing we have left of them, their memory. You are not gone until forgotten. Our bi
Dont Ask Me For Help
its a shame you go make this kick ass lounge everybody loves it.then people gotta start talkin behind your back telling lies,your "friends" turn on you make there own lounge with your layout your members.then when you prove in a fashion that cant be faked who the real shit talkers are you get threatened.then because you tell somebody they should drop it all of a sudden im threatening them and stalking then these "friends" try to get me banned by fubar just because i showed they are untrustworthy and will back stab they go trying to ruin a reputation i spent my life building.well guess what i dont talk lies and if i have a problem im man enough to talk about it to you. so play your games talk your lies i dont care anymore just remember every comment you get on that lounge is a compliment to me because i invented the concept i was the first to do  that layout. and the harder you try to ruin me the more people will realize what you true friends will never by into
Don't You Hate It When People On Fubar Ignore You?
OK, it's time for me to get this off my chest. Don't you just hate it when everytime you tried to talk to someone on Fubar and they just plain ignore you? I don't know what it is, but it's been happening to me lately. Everytime, I tried to talk to some people on Fubar, they just plain ignore me, well all I'm trying to do is be a good friend to them, well it seems to be one sided. They may think I'm "boring" to talk to or they're just plain stuck up. Well, they don't know me well enough to think of me that way, so they have no right to judge me or call me that, and obviously they want nothing to do with me and think nothing of me. I'm a nice person, I'm outgoing sometimes and I'm fun to talk to, but they steady blowing me off. And if they don't wanna talk to me anymore and keep blowing me off, they can delete me off their list, simple as that, because I have other friends on here that are worth my time, that care about me, and understands me a whole lot better. I'm not sayi
Sofa King We Todd Did
Kindergartners are cute. Kindergartners are sweet. Kindergartners are innocent. That is until one of them grabs hold of the Conch shell and ascends to power. Pretty soon all hell breaks loose and Piggy gets hit in the head with a rock. I knew it would happen eventually, but I never expected my daughter’s loss of innocence to happen so soon.I met Tatum on the first week of school when I joined my daughter for lunch. The transition to Kindergarten is very stressful to these children. Lunchtime chaos only adds to the stress. So when I wasn’t playing out the lunch lady fantasy in my head, I was busy opening milk cartons, unwrapping crackers, and inserting straws into juice boxes. Basically, doing anything their tiny little hands had neither the strength nor the dexterity to accomplish.Enter Tatum. Tatum assertively came to me all doe-eyed, cute, and promptly proclaimed “They just LEAVE US HERE! We have no idea what to do!” I could see this was true as there were onl
And The Answer Is?
Question, does this sound familiar?   Problems can be solved by issuing laws, setting up more bureaus, more regulation, and adding more taxes to pay for these.   Or this? We see the common people in perpetual poverty, excessive taxation, stringent regulations and continuous existence of misery.   The Founding Fathers explicitly warned us about the wrongs of collectivism, over taxation and many other things that most of the people know nothing about.  They wanted to make sure that there was an enlightened electorate, in other words We, the People, so that we can keep the values and Laws of the Constitution the way they were set.  These cause the people to abandon their rights and freedoms with the understanding that the government will take care of us from the time we are born to the time we die.  Many will say, so what?  The answer is very simple, it is not only wrong to think that others know better of our situation than we do ourselves or that others deserve to have what some h
The Sh*t List
1. GHOST SHIT. You know you've shitted.There's shit on the toilet paper, but nonein the toilet.2. TEFLON-COATED SHIT. Comes out so slick, clean and easy that youdon't even feel it. No trace of shit on thepaper. You have to look in the toilet to makesure you did something.3. GOOEY-SHIT. This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipeyour arse 12 times and it's still not clean.You end up putting toilet paper in your jocksso that you don't stain them. This kind of shitleaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.4. SECOND THOUGHT SHIT. You're all done wiping, and you're about tostand up when you've got more.5. POP A VEIN IN YOUR The kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn'tFOREHEAD SHIT. come out till you're all sweaty, trembling andpurple from straining so hard.6. WEIGHT WATCHERS You shit so much, you lose several kilos.SHIT.7. RIGHT NOW SHIT. You had better be within 30 seconds of a toilet.You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usuallyit has its head out before you can get yo
Memories Of Abuse
  As she sat there in the front of her car shaken and in tears, Cassie wondered how it was that after all these years the memories of her childhood could invade her mind and heart so readily today. 37 years had past. Yet they could be triggered so easily.   Standing in the photography studio, trying to do something positive for herself she froze as he put his hands on her. The memories flooded back paralyzing her just as it had 37 years ago when her stepfather had put his hands on her. Here again she was that little girl. Vulnerable and afraid even to speak. How is it that the same scene could be replayed over and over. Were all men just pigs or was it that she had somehow put herself in positions so that she could replay and again punish herself for her “sins.”   As she came to her senses, in tears and fled from the studio leaving the photographer confused and more than a little frightened by her reactions to him, Cassie drove home shaken and angry not only at
    **Summertime Breeze Auction ** Starting on Wed April 22nd at 2 pm (central) Come join this auction of fun for only 25k fubucks entry fee. Enter soon to insure a good spot . Random bling during contest . Open to all Ladies & Gents ** Verified Salute needed ** So all know we're real ** LoL Let's have so fun fun fun in this auction. Only rule is No Drama . Contact Sinfully Delicious Blondie below for added details. Also think of your offerings & send them thru my pm's. Ask me for ideas if you wish also so that it's all posted with your pic you want entered. ~Sinfully DelicIous~Blondie~ (repost of original by '~Sinfully DelicIous~Blondie~Dangerous Curves ♥IßïC♥DSC♥RR♥ ♥' on '2009-04-15 21:11:29')
Black Listed
The Departmet of Homeland security has black listed Vets. as possible domestic terroirst. They have informed law inforcement to be on the look out for vets as possile terrorist. So now I have to worry about driving around with my Vet plates I am a target. This morning I wrote a post about a Homeland Security paper that warned about “right wing extremists” and the threat that they may pose to the government.   This paper basically lumped in people who are either pro second amendment, anti abortion, anti illegal immigration, or pro smaller government (or more than one or all of the above)  with white supremacists and domestic terrorists. As maddening as I found that paper there was one aspect to the paper that I missed this morning and to me it is much more egregious.   This is what the Department of Homeland Security thinks about our military men and women who are overseas fighting on our behalf: the return of military veterans facing significant challenges
Naughty Thoughts
Ally WayAfter a long night of dancing in a club, watching the strippers do there dance. All you can think of is the smell of cigarettes in the air with the slight hint of perfume. The drinks that just kept coming and of coarse the beautiful breasts that were in your face most of the night, especially these one pair. You sigh and remember these beautiful breasts that were perky, no scars so and didn’t look fake at all.  The light smell of roses were all over them. Those breasts were attached to this wonder full beauty that came out in the best outfit. She started out the show in this black and red velvet corset that tired up the front allowing her voluptuous breasts poke up and look like with any wrong move they would fall out. Bottoms was that of a pair of booty shorts velvet with red ties up sides that matched the corset. Her knee high boots made her even more lovely as they pushed her ass out in all the right places. Her hair was down in slight ringlets, it was the color of  th
Found The Sourceof The Cancer...
Lasik Eye Surgery
For those that want to know, I had Lasik Eye Surgery this past thursday.  So my vision is still blurry and fuzzy,  It axrually hurts to typ this.  Leave Love, "See" ya'll in a few days.     Just to let everyone know, I just had Lasik Eye Surgery this past Thirsday, I'll be back on when my vision clears up.
Brn Eyes
If you have have been trying to meet someone but they keep blowing you off, do you think that they are really interested in you? sometime when you text them they take hours texting you back or dont even text you back Do you think they are involved with someone else? I need your input so I can think about something so let me know what ya think. Why do people have make themself look trashy to get peoples attention? Do they think it's cute? Is it to make themself feel better? I just don't understand. I personally don't thinks its attractive. And then they have pics of their kids up, come on. Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.   1 I am allergic to bullshit 2 I like to w
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Wow Some Ppl On Here I Swear
· devilnurbed2008... re-rated your photo a '10' from a '9'! 13 mins ago · devilnurbed2008... rated your photo a '9'! 13 mins ago ·  new friend request from 'devilnurbed2008...' received! 17 mins ago · devilnurbed2008... became your fan! 19 mins ago · devilnurbed2008... rated you a '10'! 19 mins ago · devilnurbed2008... just checked you out! 23 mins ago devilnurbe...: i see you have a man toodevilnurbe...: cool->devilnurbe...: some times i have hazel eyes they change from blue to greendevilnurbe...: green eyes?->devilnurbe...: shes a doll i loveher to deathdevilnurbe...: ya why->devilnurbe...: ur kittys bf?devilnurbe...: ok->devilnurbe...: i was gonna rate u but it said i already had so b4 i could even reply back to him with a yes i am taken and love him he blocks me wth since when is being with someone a fucking crime i dont hide i am taken i make it veryclear i am taken and who i am taken by and that i wont no one else but him
Long Battle I Will Fight
hi my name is dakota i just want to let you know and my friends i love dearly that i have cancer and i will fight hard the doctors say i can beat this they just caught it in time my mom passed in sept of 08 of cancer i dont want special treatment just want people come by and say hi i dont bite i love fubar and the people on here i have a wonderfull time on fu it keeps my hopes up to say hi to all people i do have a goal on fubar when i started i want to make it to level 30 i will that keeps me going i hope all will be here when i do make my level thanks all for taking time to read kisses/hugzzzzz   UP DATE IM GOING TO MAKE SALUTE TOMMROW BUT IM GOING THREW KEMO OK DONT MAKE FUN OF ME I WAS GOING TO WAIT UNTIL MY TREATMENT WAS OVER BUT I WANT MY ANGEL WINGS PLEASE BARE WITH ME LOVE DAKOTA
Evening At A Funeral Service......
Well most people who go to a Funeral Service are quiet and respectful.... but nooooo.. not my best friend Sandi.... I was walking in behind her into the Chapel..there was an older gentlemen holding the  door for us,  I notice Sandi has a hole in her pants... umm in the buttal region... *blank stare*..... she didn't believe me... I have no idea why....*dramatic pause*... she puts her hand down there and lord and behold!!! theres a huge hole in her seat and around to the cootal area.... she says... too loudly... and I quote..."   ohhhh FUCK "....I'm like Sandi, we are in a chapel.. so she says "oh shit I said fuck" and then she said "ohhh God"  ... bless the lil old mans heart...he laughed and told her to enjoy her night...first time I have ever been told to enjoy a funeral....  thank god the woman had a jacket on and tied it around her waist..... I could just see her bending over the Widower with her buttal area hangin out for all to see... I laughed inside the entire Service...*blank s
Wtf Is Love
Things To Think About
Why some soldiers go into battle without even wondering why just do as they are asked even when others ask them why they have no answer other than my country needs me? A country boy will survive anywhere he is placed but continues to look for the country however a city boy can't survive outside the city? A soldier will lay down his life for what he believes in and protect those around him with no questions asked but come home at times to ridicule and say that is why I fight? Why is it easier to go with the flow of things and complain rather than make a suggestion to do the change that you see needs to be done? Why do we tend to push those away we love at times to protect them instead of drawing them closer into us? Did you know that it takes less muscles to smile than it does to do anyother facial expression. Never figured this out why do we need peace and quiet to think cause we should be able to think at any point and time shouldn't we cause we have to make decisions in life co
~help Yourself~
I've always liked Tom Jones' music and Sensuality....this is one of my Faves.....'Help Yourself'.....words that resonate Passions I feel. Hope you enjoy it and smile. It's first on my playlist right now.......Peace Love is like candy on a shelf You want to taste and help yourselfThe sweetest things are there for youHelp yourself, take a fewThats what I want you to do.Were always told repeatedlyThe very best in life is freeAnd if you want to prove its trueBaby Im telling youThis is what you should doJust help yourself to my lipsTo my arms just say the word, and they are yoursJust help yourself to the love,In my heart your smile has opened up the doorThe greatest wealth that exists in the world,Could never buy what I can giveJust help yourself to my lipsTo my arms, and then lets really start to liveAllllllllll right. yeahMy heart has love enough for twoMore than enough for me and youIm rich with love, a millionaireIve so much, its unfairWhy dont you take a share
Squirting Orgasm
I lay back and let him do as he pleased. My legs spread wide apart and my hands tied behind my head to the bed. He began by gently stroking my pussy. One finger just touching me running along my pussy. Slowly he pushed it inside me and began to slide it in and out very delicately. The thumb touched my clit as he inserted two fingers into me. I had closed my eyes and begun to really enjoy the pleasures. He let his fingers move around inside me, his thumb gently rubbing against me. The pleasure I felt grew. On the third finger he began to push a little harder and a little deeper. The slippy wet fingers reaching deeper inside and pushing against me more. I felt the rise of pleasure again and the anticipation. I felt teased. I wanted more. I knew it would come but he was going so damn slowly. I knew I couldn't ask for more or he'd stop. Those were the rules. My brain begged but my mouth stayed shut. I could moan and enjoy all that he did but no pleas for something extra. He wanted to t
My Daugher Keira Rip
well it's mother's day here and i am having a really hard time dealing with it. In August my youngest daughter Keira was drown by my sister and I had to bury her. I am spending my mother's day visiting my baby's headstone and wishing she was here to hug and kiss. I miss you baby girl. I think of you 24/7.   HERES THE BAD PART MY SISTER GOT 15 MONTHS IN PRISON FOR IT....THAT'S JUSTICE FOR MY LITTLE GIRL. FUCK THE SYSTEM   SO IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE SOME NICE COMMENTS OR ANYTHING FOR ME FOR MOTHER'S DAY I KNOW IT MIGHT HELP MY MORE THE BROKEN HEART!
Goodness! What Happens When One Stays Away Too Long Here!
 (Online) Milpitas, CA subject: Your payment has been confirmed!   received: 05/12/2009 12:34 am replied: no    block this member    Flag as spam   Your fuDivorce payment has been confirmed! Evidently, some people on Fubar do not like to communicate.  They woo you to fu-marry you but then ignore you on here: no rates, no points, no gifts, no presence...while at the same time still doing all these things to other women on here who "bare more than I do"! Rather one-sided...are all people from Turkey like that? Goodness! I
Fubar is pretty much a Popularity Contest.. and It's annoying! Just because Some people aren't Picture Whores, and Show off their Body, They don't get Paid any attention.. WTF Is that Fubar!! a Place for Friends.. I've lost more Friends, then Gained friends from this Place! But I guess it really doesn't Matter anymore Does it! Get the Fuck over the Popularity Bullshit! And Treat everyone the Same Fuckin Way!!!!!!   Oh, and It's Also nice to Know how.. When you FAN someone.. They Don't FAN you back.. I am Fan's with Over 9,000 of you fucks who Haven't Fanned me back.. So... Whatever.. Shows That this place is "A PLACE FOR WHORES" Not a Place for Friends.. So.. Sorry to the Females who Don't FLASH their shit around to get Votes.. Cause, I'm one of Them..
On My Mind
I am feeling quite terrified lately.. Been having a lot of dreams about what is going to happen when I have my baby. When I let "HIM" come to the hospital to see our son... What will happen when I see him? What will happen when I am holding my baby knowing that the father wants and never wanted anything to do with loving me? Will I resent my son for his fathers actions? Will I feel like I am a bad mom for not wanting to be around "HIM"? I am so scared that I am not completely over "HIM" too... I still look at his blogs about when he said he loved me. I still feel like crying every time I read the blog where he admits to cheating on me and when I read him writing how much he loves other girls... How he blames me for things.. Idk.. I cry almost every time I think about him period... I have a great guy who treats me amazing and I'm truly happy with him but I'm not truly over "HIM"..... I'm scared. I want to be with the father of my child but I know that can't and will never h
Yup Its Monday
ok its monday today is the day if the week i sit here and makre points and pics either the silly ones in my frame folder or special requests with me so hit me up in my mail and let me know if u want anything im 6 million to leveling so ill be here
Will You Pray For My Mom
Thank You!
I want to thank EVERYONE that has visited me for showing me love and helping me out. You guys are AWESOME!!! Thank you Thank you! I would take my hat off toyou but I dont have one on, so I will take my shirt off instead! BEWBIES!!!!! LOL (h) ...Oh! and special love to Dan. I love you shuga!
Memorial Day
If It's So Perfect Why Leave?
If it's so perfect why leave? .........I think this a question we all have asked ourself at one time or another in relationships. Why is it when your in a relationship and everything is going so well, your other half stops and says " i guess i got scared everything was so perfect between us" as he/she walks away? Well if it's so perfect why leave? Just once i'd like to be in that relationship where that question isn't asked. How hard is it to find the one person who doesnt get cold feet? The heart and soul isn't something to be played with. If you truely love that person there shouldnt be any cold feet. I guess this is a question that may never fully be answered!!!!!! Why do relationships have to be so DAMN hard at times?  
Don't feel like doin a survey. Don't have any henhouse drama to expel. Just felt the urge to type. Back to your regularly scheduled mumming. Alright guys....and gals. For those who actually show up & read these things. I had a big ole blow out planned for my bday this year. Per usual in Saints world, shit started falling apart. So I decided fuck it. If I make no plans, they can't get ruined right? Scrapped it all. But I do want a few smiles for my anniversary of being vaginally expelled from my maternal units innards. This is where I turn to you fuckers. I wanna FuBdayParty. I want countless offkey renditions of Happy Birthday invading my Snapvine. Think a few of ya could manage that for me? Yes, I'm asking for me. Not asking much, just a chorus of that wretched song. Gimmee Happiez demmitt! Love youz fuckers. Grrrr. I hate being unaware. What happened with Jen? All I've heard is that she got IP banned. Anyone know what the score is? No one leg-humps me quite the same. *looks a
Thoughts About Friendship
Hello to every one of my friends :) first thank you for reading this and also my best wishes for your day. Hopefully it is beautiful and successful in all the cases you think of. After a week at school I’m finally back and glad to see you all again but on my long hours drive I made me thoughts of many of you. First with a little skepticism what I would expect here I can say with proud and HAPPY J feelings more than I ever estimated. Although I certainly never forget my real life I changed a little in the last months my free time in order to spend as much as I can here because it’s a true lovely thing to talk with so many wonderful people and found them as friends. Some know me also a little bit better … my funny, my naughty and even my serious behavior what means the most to me. After all the time I told many how I separate the people here … a lot of them are just here for leveling and rating (my God how often I had to laugh seeing as they beg for Blings),
Bad luck wind been blowin on my backI was born to bring trouble wherever Im atWith the number 13 tattooed on my neckThat ink starts to itchBlack gon turn to redI was born in the soul of miseryAnd I never had me a nameThey just give me a number when I was youngGot a long line of heartacheI carry it wellThe list of lives Ive brokenReach from here to hellAnd a bad luck wind been blowin on my backPray you dont look at meAnd I pray I dont look backI was born in the soul of miseryAnd I never had me a nameThey just give me a number when I was youngFound me with a preacherman confessin all I doneCatch me with the devil playing 21And a bad luck wind been blowin on my backI was born to bring trouble wherever Im atI was born in the soul of miseryAnd I never had me a nameThey just give me a number when I was youngWhen I was youngWhen I was youngWhen I was young
For Sasquatch
Come on, fill it out for me. Please!   Copy, paste, answer. you know the drill       then go to Captain Cooter's page and thank him for this.....                               1. I know who are you, tell me who you want to be.    I want to be a good mother, a good friend and a better person. I wanna not wake up every morning and hate the fact I'm still breathing. I wanna go 1 day without a headache.   2. Are we friends?  Why yes Sir we are :)   3. When and how did we meet? mumms, it's where I meet all the hotties ;) 4. Have I ever gone too far?  No (damn you)   5. What do you think of me?  I adore you, I think you are a great guy who is way to hard on himself and doesn't give himself the credit he deserves. 6. If I spanked you would you laugh, cry, or just hope that I do it again?  Don't tease me! 7. Am I a good friend?  You are :)   8. Do you love me?  Like a baby loves a tit ♥ 9.
I Was Bored
Well, hubby and the boys took off yesterday for the weekend...I at first, though weeee, yaaaay me, but after about 8 hours I got really bored...I went to bed early last night, got up at a decent hour, then decided it was time to take an early nap, took one...I got a bite to eat & I forgot what a hot meal tasted like lol...I got even more bored, so I took an afternoon nap, woke up and hated my hair *rolls eyes* so I decided to get it cut...I took off and went and got 22 inches cut off it...I actually love it, it feels so much lighter, go figure lol...Yes,  I got bored and felt the need to tell you all...So sue me lol...BTW, I'm going to donate it to Locks for Love...That is all, the end!!!
Has anyone tried to get a mouth-ectomy? I think I am a prime canidate for the first proceure. Trust me I don't need it anymore. I actually have been told it's infected. Foulness and bile tend to spit out more and more these days. And it is inflammed with sarcacm. I think nerve damage has also set in because what I mean to say comes out as the exact opposite. Seriously! Talking to me sometimes is like playing chess with a 2 year old; the actions make no sense and is usually more meesed up afterwards. And if a piece does end up in the right spot, trust me it wasnt an intentional action. So anybody who needs this procedure lets start a spupport group. the Brain 2 Mouth Group-B2MG ( got a better name?) My son said it best; "I know it in my head.  it gets messed up on the way to my mouth."                                                   -Brillant and simple statement 1120 A.M 1-13-10 started typing: (by the way, I do this because so I know how much time has passed I tend to lose trac
See it's like this.. I am going to be making changes.. if you don't like these changes.. promptly remove yourself from my page and never return. CHANGES ARE: 1. I am moving my nudes and partially nude pictures into a "FAMILY ONLY" album. Only my family can see them. They have earned them.. 2. I am going to demand respect and what I have is earned and not given anymore. 3. To earn things from me.. means you actually have to...Here is a foreign concept.. Oh let me see.. you actualy have to TALK TO ME and not GAWK AT ME! 4. I am going to be more like these Fubarian women and make men work to see things or get anything from me. 5. I won't  be ignored anymore. 6. I won't be taken for granted any longer. Sorry, you have Fubarian assholes to thank for this. Thinking women are here for their entertainment and demanding things from the women here. NOT going to happen from me anymore. If you don't like this new me, too bad. I am still going to be the nice lovable me, but it will have a
Just Clearing My Mind
Well, this is another addiction for me to try and juggle along with the rest of my resposibilities and addictions. lol After everything life has thrown at me, I still seemed to find a silver lining. I found a friend that I could never have asked for. I moved to this podunk town a few years ago in search of greener pastures. Well I found the pastures but they were full of manure. Ha yes it is a simple town of small mided people who don't realize how big the world actually is. I can not wait to get back home and the mess I love to call killadelphia :) Ok well i found an incredible group and they all work together to help those who need it to level and make friends. I have only been a member for 2 days and already i have met some incredible people. If you do get a chance please check out the group and maybe give it a try. I know my friends would love it. Thanks for reading this and hope everyone has a great week. Im off to bed xoxo this is the page so check it out :) thanks everyone htt
World Politics
All my friends are whores.... I need to solve some problems 1. I have an hour to waste before spotlight bidding is done (I'm a whore) 2. I met a guy named Art to day he stole my stalker Witty (hes a whore) 3. Seamus is leaving me for a woman (hes a whore) 4. Captain Cooter and the Penis versus Boob Blog (whore) 5. Witty likes Arts kinky talk (whore)   The question is do i surround myself with whores or am i rubbing off on them?   Wicked
Let's Play A Game ...
As I'm taking pics to upload, there are a few that I'm not sure what body part it is. So I thought I'd make a little game of it. Can you help me "Name the Body Part". There is only one rule - You must be my friend to play. And since it is a game, there is a prize to anyone who gets all the body parts correct. What is the prize? I will make you a salute and/or link you to my profile (if I can figure out how to do that). It's your choice (or you can have both). Instructions: You must get all the body parts correct to win. Some pics are at different angles, so you may need to turn them to guess it correctly. Send me a PM with your guesses. Indicate the photo # and your guess. I will let you know if you got any of them wrong. You can guess as many times as you want. Well I guess that's the basics. Any questions or suggestions, shoutbox or PM me.
I Decided I Will Stoping Gifts For Fubar Friends For A While
We're never forget the darkest horrible terorist attack on the the world and United States on 9/11/2001.  We're stilling recovering from the wounds and losses fron the attack.  Pleases never forget 9/11/2001. I will do anything to host my first happy hour on Fubar.  I can afford it because I not have fu credits,  no credit(debit card) , can't use PayPal and can't win  fu lotto  happy hour drawing. Thank for reading this blog. This November wasn't great for me because i lost my father last Tuesaday. I been upset and sad(crying) about the loss. I haven't a been friend to all my fubar friends who were very wonderful with their love,supports, and prayers. I want to go you a big wonderful thank you.
Guy's Opinion
Mission for a missionaryMissionary quite contraryHow does your garden growA sixty niner is always finerCome on lets go, dont be slowDiggy doggy, bend overAnd i'll do you, real slow, no really slowWe both stand up you pretendYoure looking over my shoulderFor a four leaf cloverWe both pretend that we dont knowWe sit up and face each otherWe'll just sit till the cows come homeI'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the trackYou saddle me like you would a coltI'll just lie there try not to bolt to those who want me to buy you a bling or give fu-bucks just so i can show love and help you level I have a 3yr old little girl who is a special needs child all of my money goes towards taking care of her so FUCK YOU! she is my number 1 always has been and always will be1 We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah
ok so im sick and tired of the AF telling me that im over weight! its not my fault im only 4 foot 11. any suggestions?? please help. alright, so this may be just a bit extreme, but whatever thats just who i am.i want nothing more in my life then to find the perfect person to spend the rest of my life with, but these days i just dont think that person is out there anymore. and everyone seems to think they are that person. so here are some guidelines for what I want and dont want... pretty much if you have these things dont talk to me.. 1. kids or want kids- i dont want em and i dont want a man that thinks he can change my mind cause he wants em, sorry 2. if youve been married, sorry. im afraid of marriage and dont believe in divorce, so if youve been there, im sorry. 3. smoker, heavy drinker or drug abuser- dont get my wrong i drink from time to time, i just dont want an alcoholic or pot smoker, whatever. 4. if you live with your parent, dont have a vehicle and or drivers license,
Ok, I use Cherry bombs 3-4 times a week. Don't SB me if you don't have an auto on. Do not offer fubucks if you don't have an auto on. Don't SB without an auto and say "Bomb me and I will get you back" because 99% of you don't. I have plenty of people in my family that rarely gets an auto to bomb. They are in my family because they help me ALL the time. And for the people that ask me to bomb me and I do but don't return the favor, don't bother SB either. I have bombed yous like 20 times and like 10 of yous don't return the favor. You know who you are. Which brings me up the next subject. Why most people on here help people who don't even care about you? All they care about is leveling. So why waste your money and time on them when don't even bother to even say hi to you? Let them spend their own money and time. I am not saying EVERYONE is that stingy, but a good portion are. If ya'll read this an hate me then oh well. Its my opinion. Yeah I know. I will get morons that will comment chil
I have finally reached my breaking point....I no longer have an escape...I have nobody to turn to. Death is much more clearer to me. My whole family has given up on me and has thrown me away and my own girlfriend has done the same thing to me as well. I feel I am better off dead than alive. I am lost in the dark fog that I can no longer see the light. I have given up the fight in me is no longer there, I have been fighting for thirty five years. I cannot fight anymore, I no longer have the strength You Can Only Type ONE Word.Not as easy as you might think.Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same.Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.It's really hard to only use one-word answers!1. Where is your cell phone? ----- desk2. Your significant other? ----- sick3. Your hair? ----- peppered4. Your mother?----- preachin5. Your father?----- sailing6. Your favorite thing?----- compy7. Your dream last ni
About Time...
Music is a huge part of my day to day life, as I'm sure it is for many. Events stick in my memory because of a piece of music/song/gig that I've been to...or memories are "evoked" when I hear a piece of music. The following are a few that immediately came to mind from a (fairly) long ago period in my life...and instantly brought a smile to my face.. Blood on Blood (live) 2nd row of a Sold out Giants stadium, 2001. Every hair on the back of my neck was on end...goosebumps everywhere. Not just an amazing moment, but a great trip with some wonderful friends. Sultans of swing album. Specifically hanging out in Mark Woods bedroom during the summer of 1990 with a new group of friends. This "saved" me from being with my regular friends for the summer who all retuned to school in the Sept of 1990 smoking, to some degree or another. So glad I didnt have to face the peer pressure at that point in time. Poison - Talk dirty to me. The Cat, Nantwich...Saturday Rock night throughout th
War In The Middle East
On the whole book note, if you could ask a Marine and a Muslim any questions on this suject what would it be?
Blogs For Others
I'm blogging this cos sparkly asked me to for him(well he asked me to mumm it but i wouldn't)   i am leaving fu , because apart from a small few i am sick of the newbs who think they can get a scalp, the people that can get forgiven for shit that would have got them killed on the street. and basically the up your arse attitude you all have to each other, if one you farted the rest of you would have to wipe your nose,   so kleenex or  sandpaper
Bug Bites And Things That Go Pop
Alright I'm not the best picking out a name for this blog, :). So here it is about 30 minutes before I have to go play in the big sandbox. I am really exhausted, the sand fleas over here are keeping me up at night, along with the heat. I'm use to hot weather, I was raised in the South, but over here it can be quite annoying at times. I see all this sand and no ocean, I'm bummed j/k. Looking forward to my mid-tour leave where I can see more sand, but alas there will be water and trees. I am so wanting to go boating, yep yep many plans. Meet up with friends just relax for a while and hopefully get some sleep. Ok boring blog I know, but it was on my mind... =D. Luv ya Fu-friends.
My Illness And Living Life
I know it seems most everyone on Fubar has something they deal with.. and why not? After all..FUBAR IS (fucked up beyond all recongition) is it not? soft smiles. I have explained this to several friends and it has gotten to the point it is so drawn out, I will just put it here and you can read it ya wanna! lol. All I ask is your prayers...NO pity please..I am NOT a drama queen and I despise pity. Empathy is one thing.. to feel love and compassion for someone.. but Sympathy is only for those who have lost loved ones.. not for me!! So here is my lil story! In 2002, I was diagnosed with Ecosophillia (spelling is not quite right) Granuloma of my lungs. This was found when doing a biopsy and my lung collapsed. Now this is caused by asbestos, which I am sure I contracted through the old ass school I attended and then worked in for 17 years..but I couldn't afford to fight the BOE and their I just do what I gotta do. I am doing well with this.. for about 6 months I ha
Watching The World Scroll By...
Sitting back each night and watching the endless stream of faces streak by my monitor, I am both mystified and awestruck that so many people are a part of this endeavor.  So many different names, faces......each with a story to share.  Take a few moments and as the faces scroll ever moving, from right to left.  Take the time to look and really read the stories, the blog postings and information posted by each nad every one who slides so easily along the top of your monitor.   You might even learn a little about your fellow Fu patrons..........It never hurts to learn!   I recently attended a High School reunion here in Texas.  While I overjoyed to rekindle friendships from my past.....I, after talking to a great many of the alumni realized a startling fact.  The vast majority of the people attending that function were, are now or have been divorced.  Several more than once.  Out of 100 or so couples........not but only 5 had been married for any real time at all.   What doe
Haven't laughed this hard in a long timeI better stop now before I start cryingGo off to sleep in the sunshineI don't want to see the day when it's dyingShe's a sight to see (sight to see)She's good to me (good to me)But I'm already somebody's babyShe's a pretty thingAnd she knows everythingBut I'm already somebody's babyYou don't deserve to be lonelyBut those drugs you've got won't make you feel betterPretty soon you'll find it's the onlyLittle part of your life you're keeping togetherI'm nice to youI could make it throughBut you're already somebody's babyI could make you smileIf you stayed a whileBut how long will you stay with me, baby?Because your candle burns too brightWell I almost forgot it was twilightEven if I think that you are rightWell I'm tired of being down, I got no fightYou're wonderfulAnd it's beautifulBut I'm already somebody's babyAnd if I went with youI'd disappoint you tooWell I'm already somebody's babyAlready somebody's baby
Trash It
Imma sitting here going through stuff to either sell on Ebay/Craigs List, give away, or trash.... & Imma having a hard time letting go of stuff.... Since imma alittle buzzed.. it's all going in to the keep pile! What is one item you own that you really should throw away.... but probably never will!?!?!?!?! hope ya'll had a good weekend and peace baby
Gotta Try This Again... Weight
i am all giggly today.. I lost 5 pounds this week sooo   4.25 + 5 = 9.25   Almost 10 pounds in 2 weeks :D   I am doing great to hit my goal of 30 pounds in 12 weeks! Just did the Jillian Michael's 30 day shred 20 minute video on level one and I feel like i am going to die... that was tough.. really EFFIN TOUGH.... Me and my roommate were telling the tv to fuck off half way through the video...  we did finish it though... I gotta do it again at some point tomorrow... probably after work or something   EDIT: PS.. jumping jacks SUCK when you have big boobs Weighed in today.. lost the 2 pounds i gained last week pluse a little more In 7 weeks, I have lost TWENTY pounds... weeee :D Soooo yeah.. i have 5 weeks to lose 10 pounds so i can get my next tattoo... BTW.. I am taking donations for it LMAO
Please come visit me here...............    
Kathy And Jim
Jim and i are a couple,  due to some drama created by a woman that thought because he joked with her, he was hers, we are now doing BOTH sites as joint sites .             LOVE YOU ALL>>> and hope this makes our fubar experience much better !!!!!!!           
I got inspired writing this blog about this non-human..who refers himself as non existance that love politics... I have been chatting with Emanon for few weeks or more..and I must admit..I adore him and respect everything he stands for and his non beliefs..Yes he is an athiest..tho very kind ..very upfront..,Why I titled." asshole"..HAH..he says he is..but as I told him..he is not..only to others but only when they see that he is right in what he see that is correct....Now to me..I do find this creature very entertaining..very interesting .and yes with his intelligent mind..he is quite gorgeous with anything he has to say in shout..MuMs..picture comments or in my texts he has my full attention..He does not critize nor judge..He is pro-choice..and private....He does not get angry..he does not laugh.only to those he see as ignorance..but to grin.....The past few weeks I have been doing my unexpected homework on Emanon..I had studied his pictures..his world and his ways of living..again
You Know Its Real When!
I have been talking to a few people this morning about true people and its amazing how many people out there hide behind some facade.. I believe i have been myself on here don't get me wrong there are times Ive been a total donk or bitch but its me being me If you had to ask me who the one person on this site i would trust with every aspect of my life is, the answer just spills from my mouth without having to think. There are a few people on her to be honest... but there is one that i have been myself with for over 3 years . Last night i was texting him and I was talking about taking my son to Mission.. he texted me back saying what kind of mission... it made me smile You see I have totally included him into my family that I believed he must know the store I'm referring to.. (mission is a skateboarding store) and of course why would he. Hes never been to my city but hes a part of my life so I just figured he knew... Hes been there to reassure me im not crazy, and when my mom was
Past Pages
  pleonasm (PLEE-uh-naz-uhm), noun;  the use of more words than are necessary to express an ideaAwkward complexities create necessities, and like Don Quixote twisted on peyote, my windmills are not giants but rather vibrant forests, and only I can see the trees.   And the trees equally see me.  Pine trees with Oakley sunglasses secreting sap like springtime molasses; oak trees dressed in their Sunday best, blessed to have rigidity, and yet they crack under stress; and the pretty willows, a forest's pillows, peeping between cascading limbs, weeping as the summer's light dims.  There are others, always others, watching and waiting for their chance to be defined by another poetic line, a woody plant in metered rhyme.  Perhaps their time will come.But I am Don Quixote, and I am armed.And delusional.Summertime.  I ease into my sun warmed lawn chair like a pat of butter melting down the side of a brown leather saddle after a long hot ride.  Several younger than old women (although nubile in
One Year Anniversay..
Today is my one year anniversary of quitting smoking.. I didn't realize how many people I knew actually smoked. Im kind of jealous. I loved smoking, it felt and tasted soooooooooooooo good... For those of you who dont know why i quit ill give you a quick note. My mother was a top model in england before she met my dad..  ALl my life my mother was very beautiful and always took pride in it. My mother a year and a half ago found out she had cancer.. Her first treatment of chemo about 3 days later she was touching her hair and a hand full came out.. on this day a year ago my mother shaved her head and i quit smoking... For Drill who inspired me to write a poem...   I loved smoking... its like a good poking.. ..Inhaling that black tar it made me run not so far... I wish i could have just one and drill likes it up the bum.. The end Wicked
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalist3. TransubstantiateTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.2. Nope, no more booze for me.3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.6. I'm not interested in fighting you.7. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.   A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.   The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"   "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."   "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough,
Dad..So many images come to mind whenever I speak your name; It seems without you in my life things have never been the same   What happened to those lazy days when I was just a child When my life was consumed in you in your love and in your smile   What happened to all those times when I always looked to you No matter what happened in my life you could make my gray sky blue   Dad, some days I hear your voice and turn to see your face Yet in my seems the sound has been erased.   Dad, who will I turn to for answers when life does not make sense Who will be there to hold me close
Im Too Messed Up For Fu
this is lol letter to one person sorry what the fuck kind of shit is that.  stupid, u dont want me say so.  if u do and u chicken then stop being such a chicken.  do u really think its going to help a friendship for one party to reject the other come on.  u lose that person no matter what once one person falls in love with other friendship is gone.  it hurts to much for that person to be friend.  u called it ultimatum but its only way it can work.  lol the song my way or the highway is playing.  yeah its my way or the highway it has to be cause i love me.  u would tell me to step up and do this with any other man as my best friend.  why cant u see that now that its u.  well u eiher will hate me or not.  i will lose u probably lol most likly but i will stop hurting eventually and maybe i will be able to move on.  u care about me i know so i know u want that.  i ruined friendship by falling in love.  sorry about that its stupid. ok let me tell u who i am, its not all good but i still th
The Story
With those words the steed faded. Like the fog at mid-morning he vanished. To say the least I was bewildered. None of this was making sense. I simply wanted to find a place to ride out the storm. This, whatever it was, was not my intention. Still ... as he ... said .... Said. The though hung there. What did he say? He ... who ...? Was I going somewhere? No. This is the backland's of my father's villa. I had awoke this morning, restless, without much to do. Late fall, and all the harvest in. Just a time to wander the estate ... if you call it that. Calling it a villa or an estate was a pleasantry of the language. It was not a rich man's home by any means, nor a rich man's land. It was a working farm. These grasses were left behind as we rotated the cash crops for the year. A field left to return to nature to give it rest from production. A good husband would know too well what he must do. And we were good, if not wealthy. The sun was almost at it zenith. I must have wondered aimless f
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Do You Love Honey?
Most of you know My Bday is coming up.. and I would really like a cb! I'm in a contest where the most rates wins an auto or a cb.. I need your help plz take one second and rate me.Sb me or message me saying you did and I will sed you a gift of something.. Thank you so much      
Odaat (one Day At A Time)
The most loving form of detachment I have found has been forgiveness.   Instead of thinking of it as an eraser to wipe another’s slate clean or a gavel that I pound to pronounce someone “not guilty,” I think of forgiveness as a scissors.’   I use it to cut the strings of resentment that bind me to a problem or a past hurt.   By releasing resentment, I set myself free.   When I am consumed with negativity over another person’s behavior, I have lost my focus.   I need not tolerate what I consider unacceptable, but wallowing in negativity will not alter the situation.   If there is action to take, I am free to take it. Where I am powerless to change the situation, I will turn it over to my Higher Power.   By truly letting go, I detach and forgive.  
Crystal eyes of soft blueLike the gental waves of the seaSoftly flowing into my soulPulling my heart with there soft pleaDreams of curling hair Floating softly in the breezeTangling my feelings of youEntrapping my soul with its teaseLong are the days with out you in my armsEach monement I think of you lasts for yearsDearms of you fill me with great joyLiving with out you is my greatest fearI hope that you can be at my sideTo see the beauty of your smileI long to be safely in your armsAny thought of you is more than worthwhile    Dawn is hours away So tired and worn out Though I can not sleep There is an angel next to me - So sweet and tender  Everything about her makes my heart race The thought of her eyes The smell of her hair The glimmer of her soul The way her laugh echo's in my thoughts - So much that I love So little time to list it all I love the way she lingers on my mind There is nothing that could ever mean more - She is the glimmer in my world She makes the
Quotes About Me
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This Is Exactly How I Feel ((perfect))
It’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never had the chance to thank you FOR RIPPING OUT MY HEARTIt’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never got the chance to sayFUCK YOUI don’t want to be your tourniquetFor minor lacerationsDon’t wanna be your Romeo Because you’re no Goddamn Julietyou always did know just what to say; insult and injuryYOU JUST LOVE TO HATE ME!It’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never had the chance to thank you FOR RIPPING OUT MY HEARTIt’s not enough It’s not enough It never was or will beI never got the chance to sayFUCK YOUYou’ve got a gunI’ve got a gun Let’s write a tragic endingDon’t wanna be this way againDon’t wanna be the one to blameyou can have the high roads; I’ll take the lows, disguise the frailtyI JUST LOVE TO HATE YOU!((FCK I HATE LOSING SOMETHING THAT I LOVE))....:( I loved you, You made me, Hate
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Dia De Los Muertos
  Alot of people have been asking what this is about .. so i decided yo make a blog on it to exsplain exactly what the holiday is about. After this i hope you get a better understaning of this holiday. The celebration marks the day when the spirits of dearly departed loved ones are thought to travel across the dimensions to pay a visit to the homes where they once lived.It is a time for remembering those who are gone with love and reverence, and for celebrating life and renewal. Families honor their loved ones by telling stories about them and by preparing meals and beverages the departed used to enjoy in life.The living relatives usually create a special altar in a designated area of the home and decorate it with items they believe the souls of the departed will find comforting, reassuring and welcoming at the end of their long journey.The offerings - las ofrendas - displayed on each altar may include favorite foods, wreaths or petals of marigolds, candles and incense. The smell of b
Dancing Bear Spokane, WA subject: I don't wish to hurt your feelings publicly...truly.   received: 11/18/2009 06:44 pm replied: no    block this member    Flag as spam   This is the ONLY reply you shall receive, so rage away irresponsibly, as publicly as you wish. You look silly. Facts are facts. fu is about popular opinion, and no more. Attack as you wish, in all obvious ignorance. You waste time here, as a child. Your mumm yesterday was just a stupid. Get a library card; they're free. In point of fact, we went to the moon in 1969. What kind of fuBoy equates Hitler, with the things you so freely associate, while inappropriately attributing them to me? You're illogical and irrational. Those are two requisites qualities found in most fascists. That too is true. Did you see a TV show on abnormal psychology and logic too? The tunnels and bunkers are indeed there, as are many such systems, throughout the entire inhab
True Me
Name: DevinAndell Birthdate: June,25 1985 Birthplace: Rehoboth,Delaware Current Location: Orlando,Fl Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Red Height: 5-11 Weight: 235 lbs Piercings: not yet Tatoos: not yet Overused Phraze: Fagbag!! FAVORITES Food: Chinese,Italian Candy: War Heads,and any Number: 69 Color: red Animal: Dragons and wolves Drink: pepsi Alcohol Drink: baileys irish cream Bagel: onion Letter: f Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes they are the window to the soul This or That Pepsi or Coke: pepsi McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King Strawberry or Watermelon: both
Falling Off The Wagon
The other day I fell off the wagon and cut myself several times on my wrist. It has been a few months since I had done it last and can't really pinpoint a reason why I did it. I saw the razor blade and felt a surge of adrenaline that rivals any high I have ever had. Taking the razor across my wrist, seeing the first tiny drops of blood was like a release. It actually made me smile to see the marks and blood. I go back to the psychiatrist on the 13th and discuss this episode, the fact my anti depressant makes me feel like I'm just a shell, and my insomnia is in full fucking effect.
A British grandmother, who was sterilised twice 13-years-ago, has given birth to a 'miracle' baby boy. Grandma, 43, had the operation to stop her falling pregnant again after having her first three children. But three-months-ago she felt strange movements in her stomach and a test revealed she was six months pregnant. Now she is mother to health baby boy born last week, who is younger than her grandchildren. Grandma said : "At the end of July, I started feeling tired and then felt movements in my stomach. "I thought I could feel something - I thought it was wind at first but I was tired as well so I thought I better do a test. When she did a pregnancy test, she could not believe that she was six months pregnant. "I didn't really believe it until he came out," she said. She took fertility drug Clomid to speed up ovulation when she was 19 which helped her get pregnant with daughter, who is now 24 and a mother. Two years later, she conceived her first son Glen, who is now 19, and again w
Teh Funniez
The Ten Stages of Drunkenness   Witty and charming (part 1) This is after one or two drinks. The tongue can still remain in step with the brain.In the witty and charming stage one is likely to use foreign idioms and phrases such as au contraire in place of "No way, Jose" Rich and famous By the third drink, you begin mentioning that the little Lexus you've had your eye on Benevolent You'll buy her a Lexus, too. It's only money. Just one more and We'll eat a stall tactic To hell with Dinner Let's Just get a snack at the Bar Patriotic The war stories Begin Full battle mode We should a fixed it the first time Invisible So this is what the inside of of ladies room looks like Witty and charming (part 2) You know, you don't sweat much for a fat girl. God's own drunk and a fearless man: Shit! That's...that's when I first saw the bear.. FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to desc
Tagged By Boo.
boo tagged me.    Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. You can't tag the person who tagged you.   1. If I sit at a booth in a restaurant, I have to sit on the outside with my left side facing out.   2. The only food I DONT eat is runny eggs.   3. I still get nervous around the opposite sex.   4. I love Blue Cheese dressing. On everything.   5.  I have a thing for older women. (Cougars, lol)   6. I have a VERY short attention span.   7.  I think my left eye is lower on my face than my right eye, which it's not.   8.  I get all "glowy" inside when I hold a kitten.  I fuckin love kittens. HAHA   9.  I am very unorganized, seriously.. look at my room.   10.  I swear that everytime I get on here I say that I hate fubar, but I always come back.
Life Is As You Make It
Angles Going From 35 To 36 250 Hottest Rates!!!
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My Son
Well everyone keeps wondering where I have been..I have been in and out of the hospital with my son..Not just for his broken hand that he just had surgery ,but for some issues with his chest. I am unsure what is causing with problem and as much as we have been in the fucking hospital you would think that they could find out what it is .  It started this summer when he went to basketball camp in Denver he texted me to let me know he was sick or something at least that is what he was told..maybe he had broncitis. Well being I was still in alaska its hard for me to deicided so wait till he gets back.  When he gets back he seems fine. He tells me his chest was hurting him there and he was coughing alot and the coaches said was probably cold or something. Well since he has been back I have spent alot of time in the E.R. with him because he keeps getting these attacks that are just like heart attacks. The hospital says it has nothing to do with his heart and the heart doctor didnt really do
When time comes to read these words that I have written for you with an open heart and know my words are true. To my first Grand-daughter Emerald my blooming flower shall my heart enrich you to your ending days for I walk beside you always. I wish you to take the time to smell the roses, And collect a pocket full of poseys. Take time to watch the wings of a dragonfly, And go see that a willow really does cry. Go run barefoot through a field of flowers, Know yourself well;know your internal powers. Watch the flames of a high blazing fire, To see the dragons full desires. Never blow a flame to put it out, Should smother without a doubt. Make a wish on a first seen star, May your thoughts be true and up to par. Sing a song out loud for all to hear, You'll always have a listening ear... Take a ride bareback on a Unicorn on its way to a hidden place, Learn the true meaning behind a butterfly..look close for you may see a face. Hold close the true meaning on unconditional love, Fo
Hey Sexys! So I have not been here 4 awhile sorry! I got robbed 3 days before Christmas and then I lost my house soon after that... so I been on the streets and living with friends off and on for awhile. I know you all were probley wondering so I figured I'd right a blog! Wooot... *giggles* so thats where I have been. I don't have any family because as most of you know they died in a house fire while I was at a friends spending the night. So i lkost my momz dadz, 2 sisters and my brother... It was a rough year and this one hasenmt started out all that well ither but I'm staying strong to buy my grandfaters house in Kansas before someone else does... as you know im still in Arizona blah! (its cold here to) but im still going to school and holding 3 jobs just to keep my mind off of it! So I hope you all had a great cmas and new years! and best of luck to all of you!  
I am in the mood to cuddle but no one is near *sigh* who wants to cuddle?
My name is Nunya F.N Bizness i like fubar a lot
Losing A "friend"
I have been very close to a certain "someone" on here for over a year and a half.  We have shared laughter, a few tears...and had the occassional disagreement. Not so long ago he met someone on here...whom he eventaully found out was not who she said she was (imagine that?).  Well during his getting to know her phase he withdrew from me...I knew something was up but wasn't sure what. Anyway once he told me I was kind of upset I mean he blew me off for some chick.  I on the other hand have always been a faithful friend..never swaying. Well I was hurt...he begged for me to forgive him so I did. Fast forward to two weeks ago..I notice his behavior is once again "changing". And why you ask??? Yet another Fubar woman.  This one is a real piece of work..she has so much baggage she puts Samsonite to shame. This time however he decided to move this woman in with him. Ok wait...rewind...prior to me finding out she now lives with him..she pretended to be "him" and proceeded to have a conversatio
Okay, I was wondering what other users would want done if Fubar offered to make ONE change and one change only.  99.99% of the site, I really do like.  But the one thing I really dont like is that Secret Admierer thing.  So, if I were to ask Fubar to make a change, I would ask them to do away with the Secret Admierer thing.  So, what would you like done away with?  And why?
Bomb Or Auto?
Random Shit
  You think you know someone, but then you find out that they could truly careless about you or anything to do with you. You think you have a friend that you can always count on to be there to talk to but come to find out they are only there when its good for them. I am starting to see who are my real friends and who are fake ass mf's .. Im gonna start treating people the way they treat me..  Fuck all you fake ass mother fuckers!!
Boredom Kills!!
Seriously?...Are there no more morals? Values?... People have gotten so out of hand. The consequences are so light now that people think it is ok to do it first and realize it is a mistake afterwards and start all over again with a second chance. People aren't suppose to make mistakes at all. They were given a chance to make the mistakes so they learn from it, but people don't learn shit nowadays. They take advantage of everything..and I mean EVERYTHING!...we're given choices...choices that we make and should think about what comes of it depending on your actions. If consequences were much more serious and much more bigger..I think people would actually think twice before acting.  Why is OK to do so many things now? Things like..Cheating? Divorce? Being married more than once? Corruption? Animal Abuse? Pornography? Sex in exchange for money? Underage sex? These things are becoming so common it is unbelievable!  Can you not see how you're all being ruined as you're the ones ruining ev
hey everyone in fuland, Im writing this blog to tell all my friends that Im gonna be leaving fu. Well not really leavin just more like wont be around much anymore, but when Im home I'll try to stop in and say hello to all the great fu friends I've met here on fubar. Im going back to truck driving now so I wont be home but every 2 or 3 weeks for just a couple days b4 I have to leave back out on the road again. I miss being on the road and had to give it up for awhile back when I was still with my ex-wife a few yrs ago, but I have been given the opportunity to drive again and I really miss it. There's nothing here where I live to keep me grounded at home anymore so I feel that this is the best thing for me atleast for now until something else comes along or something else changes in my life for the better. Well I'll miss all the great fu's Ive met here on fubar Well I guess I'm gonna take a fubreak for a while and go do some other things in life. I have been looking into buying a truck a
That Goldie Chick From Jersey
As of this moment, I just saw someone upload a mobile picture so I'm wondering if there is a FuBar app I could get for my IPhone. I only joined a few days ago (well duh, num nuts), and I'm finally figuring the ins and outs of the site. I've started making some friends, some on account of random questions, and others because I don't mind answering the pervy questions. It's not like drunk guys in bars don't ask the same things to your face, and it's a lot more comfortable online. I am always online, and no I'm not some loser with nothing to do, I just work on my computer all the time, or my phone. And yes, it is very boring! I'd rather be somewhere, anywhere, even another part of my house. Oh well, tough shit. Back to work.
Fubar Songs
    screw it cant get song to work it will be in comments      Been along time since I have tried one of these    wanted to get back to what I like about FU and YOU    HEY !!    UH UH HUH    HEY !!!   UH UH HUH    What I like about you  makes fubar nights  tell me Im the only one  friends make fubar right    YEAH    come on yaking with someone dear  tell em all things and they wanna hear  cause its true  thats what I like about fu    What I like about you  you really know how to laugh  when you go nuts now jump around  on a fake fu romance    YEAH    keep on mumming now my dears  keep on posting blogs that make me tear  cause its true  thats what I like about you  thats what I like about fu  thats what I like about you   WAAAA HOOOO 
Ask Me Guess You
I usually don't repost in my blogs but this was really interesting to me and now I can't stop thinking about who, in my life is an asker or a guesser. Here is the post from We live in a small 2 bedroom apartment, in New York City. People like to visit here, and they don't generally want to pay for a hotel. We understand this. However, we also don't want people staying with us who we don't know or don't like. My wife received the following email (summarized): I'm going to be in NYC the night of the 5th to the morning of the 15th for [blah blah blah some work-related singing event thing]. Maria (my boss) said it is on the lower east side at Gramercy Park. I do have another friend who offered me her place to stay, but not for the whole time. Is there a chance that I could stay with you and Jeff for a portion of that time? I'd be using the subway the whole time and I'd be gone from 10-10 probably every day, so I'd be out of your way most of the time. Let me know i
Poem U May Like Or Not
Things You Don't Wanna Hear But Need To
I was having a discussion with a friend recently and the subject of what has happened to men these days came up. She expressed how hard it is to find a "real" man, one that is a man and not just self-imposing prick. She is right, where are the "men" of this world? I am all for women having the right to hold down jobs they are capale of doing just as well and all that. But, ladies, don't fuckin whine when you can't find that knight in shining armour that is going to sweep you off and make your life suger sweet happy! If you act like the bitch he just got away from you think he is going to rush to get to know you? Society has made it "wrong" to be a man in this day and I say fuck that! you do not have to be "kinky" or anything of the like to be a man. Stay true to what you want and stick to it. Being a man is not all about being rough n tough but more about being the foundation. Someone your partner can lean on and feel stronger with. So many times I hear women go on about how no man
My Baby Girl ....
  Before you were conceived, I wanted you Before you were born, I loved you Before you were here an hour, I would die for you This is the miracle of love.   -Maureen Hawkins    
Stupidity At It's Best
I don't care much about the fu-owned thingy but I just realized something. When someone raises your value sky high where no one can buy you, You lose the chance on gaining more fu-bucks. And it is bad enough when you buy someone and you end up losing money when someone purchases them from you. So, my theory is, if you want to help your friends out maybe you should not rack their price up so high right at first. Let them be handled/fondled a bit before you lock them up for 2 weeks. Just a thought. :D   I hate being asked for salutes....I like to give them when I feel like it. It sure would be nice to go on vacation. Not have to worry about anyone, not even myself. I look into the future and I know that is NEVER gonna happen. Am I a bad person for getting revenge for my son? This kid in Jiu Jitsu was a bit too rough on my 12 yr old son. My son didn't show that eh was hurt but I saw what the kid did. Then after class I asked my son if he was ok and he told me that the kid (who is 15
Thoughts On The Sundry
As most of you know I have been talking about our place in the universe and how we can decipher some meaning for our lives from the clues given us by that unseen force that created this mess.  I have taken issue with a few aspects of the game plan as presented by that Creator as being not very well thought out and have been getting messages from some very well meaning people who want me to see the error of my thinking before I go straight to hell.  The problem is, as I readily inform them, I am already in hell so their warning does not ring true for me.  I am living on a planet that has been decimated on more than one occasion by other rocks flying at random and that have run into us basically wiping out life as we know it and if you watch the Discovery Channel we are told that is going to happen again....oh great!!! Have a nice day???   We have mountains spewing fire, tidal waves, the ground moves under our feet without warning, strange and very mean people who want to kill us for a v
Another Story
A few people found the story I told about T rather moving. I was asked today if I'd post another, and this one immediately came to mind, so I thought I'd be happy to do so. This one is a few years back. Trent had decided to take some time away from music to attend college, only doing the occasional show to keep himselfin the trades. The college he decided to attend also had a sister school on campus, a school that catered to the disabled and teach them trades to help them possibly find viable employment out in the world. Now in the past, he has done a lot of work with the disabled and took these kids under his wing, becoming quite fond of them. One day, he volunteered to take some of them on a mall run, something the school did every Sunday, shuttling those that wanted to go to the mall to get things they wanted or needed. As he was looking at CDs in the music store (c'mon luvs, like we didn't all see that one coming. Trust me, it's one of the two places to find him in such a place,
God Mode Rules
Wanna Get Bombed??? No Special 11's or God Mode Running??? Here's How.... Either.... 1) Rate 50 of my photos (there is a special folder set aside for that but feel free to rate any 50)2) Pimp me out3) Bling me4) Get in my fam!!!I try to bomb family once every hour to 2 hours. Buy in for God Mode fam is 3 credits per slot. SB me for details.
My ex wants to move with no job, place to live or anything else because she thinks the grass is greener on the otherside...If I dont let him go he will resent me forever for not giving him the chance... I am so lost.. and there is nothing I can dooo.... Really..what the hell am I doing... I really like some ppl I met on here... I am just lost.. I am sooo alone I will try and get attention any way I can.. and I am on a computer... how sad is that... my god.. just listen to me.. but I will say this  .. the feelings I have are real.. and I do want to neet ... but then what.. we live sooo far apart... kids are involved.. speaking of kids I cant get mine to call or write or even get a boo out of him .. I am willing to take alot of responsiblity for this but he has to take some as well.. I miss him sooo much and I am shur I dont even know him any more.. I see the pictuers and he is very broad in the shoulders .. as tall as me by now LOL.. good looking kid.. and I am missing all of it and I c
Entry Way Quickie
Nikki walked in the front door and before she could turn to close it, she found herself backed against the entry way wall. Hands began to roam over her body and in the darkness she felt her lover's lips meet her own. God Jess knew how to kiss. Her lips teased Nikki with just the right amount of want and need. Her tongue knew just the right way to caress Nikki's lower lip. It wasn't long before both women were on the road to overheating. Nikki let her keys drop to the floor on one side of them and as her free hand found her woman's face, she felt the buttons on her blouse pop open. Jess didn't want to waste anytime when it came to getting Nikki naked and ready for her. Between the buttons hitting the floor, small sounds of sexual need could be heard coming from both of them. Nikki felt herself pulled away from the wall long enough for her blouse to be pulled completely off. All that was left on her now was her skirt and panties and she knew by the way Jess was going at it,
Calle Ocho
Through the inconspicuous shield that outlines me, is a being entirely capable of compassion, understanding, and trust.This shield, which each of us carry, can be used as an armament, or mark of individuality, depending on one's intentions.Though my own shield is seemingly impenetrable, it is anything but...and try as I might, I cannot ward off everything that is said, or done.Only through the ignorant and callous things that are, at times, directed towards me, can I develop a tolerance and strengthen my shield. I can only allow so much before I break or before someone breaks me.I do not expect kindness from everyone, nor do I expect myself to give it.I do not let many people inside of my own shield, and those who I do let it, know that I am not as strong as I may seem from the outside.The truth these people show me, guides me. I look to them for honesty and fidelity, which they never fail to give.If it weren't for them, my shield would be almost completely degraded.I lack strong
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go
My Poetry
p { margin-bottom: 0.08in; }   WAX WANE WAX   Bord to yang   Yearn to yin   OUT OF THE Earth new life timidly peeks out   Green, and new, tender, and full of hope   Time, and nurture, maturity is won   Life waxes, life grows, life blooms   Waxing life takes what nourishment life finds   Nourishment shapes life, and life becomes what it will be   Good, bad, life has matured   Life has shape, sad to yang, the shape is set   Now it is time to wane   Graceful, and gold, proud, and bent   The lines earned through experience   Lines worn as badges of honer   Or lines that that allow the leaves to drop   Wane into the ground   Wane until the time   Time to Wax again   Pray to be born to yin   JP  owell   LIGHT FILL THE SOUL           When the moons baths the land in her silver light our souls fill with emotional strength   When the suns baths the land with his golden light ou
A Small Gift To Give
I drove by your barber shop, last week. Eyes teared up, I couldn't even speak. I pictured you standing there, through the glass. Telling your tales, teaching your class. Everyone listened, hung onto every word. You were a remarkable man, that's for sure. Thank you for the memories Grandaddy, for being all that you were to me. My hero, my heart, inspiring, truly. For everything I didn't get the chance, to say. I am writing these words to you, today. I may not have told you, enough. How much you meant, how much you were thought of. So I'm telling you now, I hope you can hear my tears. I loved you then and at this moment, you were responsible for my happy years. In my eyes you will always be,  the greatest man who ever lived. These words aren't much, a small gift to give. There is meaning behind every tear, that leaves a trail down my face. There's a spot in my heart just for you, no one could fill that space.
My Free Implant
random.... My love,Its been a long time since i cried And left you out of the blue. Its hard leaving you that way whenI never wanted to.Self-denial is a game Its strange i never would’ve wanted if until there was you.Because i have learned that love is beyond what human can imagine, The more it clears The more i have to let you go. But now i don’t understand why im feeling so bad now when i know it was my idea. I could’ve just denied the truth and lied. But why am i the only one standing, StrandedOn the same ground?  If all else fail Would you be there to love me? When all else fail,Would you be brave to see right through me? BATHALA I am a poor girl singing my rage outAn idle spaceAn eye awayTruth unveilingBut sighted by your mystic callKnow nothing but this crack i takeSilence by unearthly talkLittle did i know of youOoh...The thief who stole the savag
2013   here is my newest video of me playing handbells January 13,2013.  Hope you enjoy what real talent is.  Feel free to leave feedback.  Enjoy =) I got a lot of compliments on my hair today, one on my boots, and 4 people asking if I was feeling better. I love being me and respected. lol wow, 5 years on fubar.  today is my fubar anniversary.  woot woot.  I can't believe i've been on this site for so long.  Well, actually longer, i have another account on here that I made way before this one.  Now i need to work on my other achievements for future levels, though I don't spend that much time on here anymore anyway.  I just mainly use this account to store pics and write in my journal.  I'm so tired, i've been up since 3:37 this morning.  I hate being a bad sleeper. grrrrrr. man i am so bummed. Yesterday I had to take my hubby to work so I could go to hand bell choir practice.  We only practiced an hour cause we had quite a few missing sick, and one who showed
This Ones For The Girls!
Ok girls.. You all know we want that perfect prince charming out there... Well,, bad news, because he DOESNT EXIST. No man is that perfect. But, good news too! Your just have to find out the right one right? But there is a Right and a Mr Wrong. Players girls.. You all know the ones I'm talking about. The ones that act too good to be true usually are. If they are over confident and sportin the goods, n spillin out the lines. BEWARE! Unless your just up for play then by all means have your desert. No judgement here. But if your after forever hit that shy boy next door type, he may be a little awkward with the girls first, but, he'll be the one worth it in the end! Weed out all of what you know you dont like in a guy n look for the opposite of what of what your getting. Because if its forever you want party man isnt gonna be the one for you. And all you players out there,, no judgment either. You guys are hot n keep us lookin ;) Much Love to all and just havin fun with my first blog. Pea
BBW = "Big, Beautiful Woman"Are you "big"? yesAre you a "woman?" yesBut are you "beautiful?"This is my pet peeve with the whole thing. Many heavy girls on here say they are a BBW.I don't doubt that some of you are. But how much of the general population is actually attractive, much less "beautiful?" (They said less than 10% in that Seinfeld episode. It is of course subjective)Yes, beauty is is only skin deep, in the eyes of the beholder, blah blah blah, and your self esteem, general positivity or what mommy might have told you may lead you to conclude that you are "beautiful." That's fine.But think about it; how conceited is it to declare that you are a beautiful woman right out of the gate? (Whether you are or not?) You know you HATE conceited people who remind everyone how good looking THEY are, right?We know that a lot of women are self-admittedly obsessed with their appearance and others' perception of them. So if you declare you are beautiful, does that mean we all have to listen
Bad Luck 'tunnel'
Well, since so many of my family/friends have been wondering why I'm not on fu as much as before...Well this is what happened: Sept 11th my washer quit on me..(have to go next door to do laundry); then on 18th my car, hubby was driving to get to work,  water pump went out so had to park it, can't afford the $500 to get it fixed yet...then on following monday 23rd hubby got an email from his brother that his other brother in Okla had passed away on 16th...they couldn't find our email address or phone number to call us about it till after the services...we couldn't of went  cause car was down.....My husband had been driving 70 miles round trip to work...when my car quit he got his friend to take him back and forth to work for 3 weeks, then the friend told him he couldn't do it my husband put in a transfer back to our Wal-Mart here in town, (Oct 1st) which is 2 miles from it in 2 days so now he's driving his pickup which is only good for short distance.. Our cell phon
True Love On Fubar
I'm Interesting I Swear. Okay, I Don't Swear. Sorry For Lying. I Don't Like Being A Tease.
When did it become so horribly wrong for someone to want what's best for them, as apposed to what's in the best intrest of others? I've never been one to for go my own needs and wants for another person, per say... but this is just absurd. I don't know much, but I do know this...I'm on this journey.I have yet to know nor understand where it will take me, but that's not the point. The point is I'm going to find out, eventually. Everyone has to take this path at some point in their life, true, mine came at a most inopportune time, but none the less; I like everyone else, deserves to walk this road, guilt free.I'm desperately tired of faking. I'm exhausted. Chemical smiles only last for so long before they morph into twisted scowls and deafening sarcasm.I never ment to hurt you. You don't believe me.I never sought out your love just to refuse it. You won't believe me.I never ment to linger... You don't believe me.I never ment to have to say I'm sorry so many times. You won't believe me.I'
Comparisons are easily done Once you've had a taste of perfection Like an apple hanging from a tree I picked the ripest one I still got the seed You said move on Where do I go I guess second best Is all I will know Cause when I'm with him I am thinking of you Thinking of you What you would do if You were the one Who was spending the night Oh I wish that I Was looking into your eyes You're like an Indian summer In the middle of winter Like a hard candy With a surprise center How do I get better Once I've had the best You said there's Tons of fish in the water So the waters I will test He kissed my lips I taste your mouth He pulled me in I was disgusted with myself Cause when I'm with him I am thinking of you Thinking of you What you would do if You were the one Who was spending the night Oh I wish that I Was looking into... You're the best And yes I do regret How I could let myself Let you go Now the lesson's learned I touched it I was burned Oh I think you should know Cau
My Internet
I am haveing alot of trouble w/my internet signal. Ill be off/on until it gets fixed. It may show that im online but most of the time I get booted before I can log out. Dunno how long it will be. Not long I hope. I will returnn all luv.
Tarot Readings
Hi.  Ive just opened my new web site online.  WWW.LIFESMYSTERIESTAROT.COM    If anyone is interrested in having their tarot cards read.  I provide useful and insightful advice and readings.  If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me.  So, it seems like my life has been so busy and chaotic (non drama) lately that I have tossed aside my talent (and Hungarian Gypsy roots) of Tarot Card reading. Last year or so I took my online site down and focused more on my love and my work. Now that the wedding will be happening within the next year or so and my job is secure, IM STARTING BACK UP!   Its been a good year since I focused on my card readings but you will read on here from people that I am quite good. Im NOT a fortune teller, I read the cards, with the help of your energy and they will tell you what youre doing right, in life and wrong and where you need to focus your energy. They are awesome and will help to discover the inner you.   As the Gypsy blood runs throu
Short Story
There are 3 things you should never try in life. 1)      Wasabi, the super hot sauce offered with Sushi, especially if you don’t wish to look like an idiot, fanning your open mouth with your hands; 2)      Grated cheese with marinara spaghetti and 3)      Taking your cat to be groomed when it’s very rainy, especially if the car park was miles away from the Vet of your choice.   Sometimes I wonder where my angels are!  If they are beside me, with a notebook in hand, scribbling down notes and rating my actions to every solution I come up with, or else playing poker, God only knows wher
Our Rules As Of Nov.15,2008
As We Just started Our Group 4 Days ago((Nov. 11th)), WE Are Small But Growing Quickly!! We Would Love To Hear From You If You'd Like To Join, We Will Glady Fill You In On How To Do So!! We Are Trying To Make This A Fun Group Not A Rule Laced Group This Is Fubar FFS Not A Nazi Camp :P . We DOnt want to Pick Your Friends Or tell U what You Can And Cant Do!! However In Order To Keep A Group Running You Do Have To Have A Few Or It WILL All FAll Apart! Right Now The Only Rules That We Have Are.. #1..You Must Have A Valid Salute!! #2.. We Ask You To Place This Homepage In Your Family!! Not So That WE Can Perv You But For Respect Purposes.. lol we have no time to be perving ppls NSFW... WE Just Want A Group That Knows LOves Respects and Stcks By one another!! #3.. We Ask That If You Want To Be In Dangerous Curves Or If You Are A Member OF Dangerous Curves PLease Do NOt Join Any Other All Girl Group Or any Group That Claims To Be All Girl.. U can be In ANY Other Fu Group That U want
My Writing
SALVAGE As the morning sunlight streamed in through the barred window, the prisoner got up from his sleeping place on the floor. He wondered what misfortune today would bring. He was an ugly young man, but his time in incarceration had aged him quickly. Despite that he carried himself with a poise and dignity few could muster. He couldn't even remember his life outside and when exactly he found himself inside. A large cockroach scuttled across the floor and stopped immediately in front of him, hissing. One of the many other denizens of this dank and horrid place. The prisoner backed away against the wall, more out of dismay and disgust than fear. The guard walked past. He was a large muscular man with a shaven head and covered in tattoos. As part of his equipment he carried a heavy truncheon. He was obviously amused at the situation he saw. "Scared of a fucking cockroach, huh?" He took his keys off his belt, opened the cell door and marched inside, crushing the cockroach under his
On February 22nd 2008 (my 23rd birthday)... I was on vacation visiting my love and my wheelchair tipped over a step. Due to my fragile bone disorder, the impact broke my legs and injured my spine. Because the hospital was unfamiliar with my condition, the doctors gave me some heavy pain narcotics that my body could not handle. The drugs put me in a state where my lungs almost stopped working and I was experiencing respiratory acidosis. That means that my lungs were not getting rid of the carbon dioxide. I had to be intubated and put on a ventilator and eventually the doctors had to perform a tracheotomy. I was in the hospital a little over 3 weeks and had the trach almost a month. I almost died and the doctors said I would have to live with the trach in the rest of my life. THEN Today almost a year later, I am trach free and feel honored and blessed to be alive. That was a scary, scary time for me and I thank my family, friends and girl friend for
Amy's Rants
Someone please let this guy know this is not Hot or Not. What a doofus. · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '2'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '1'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '7'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '3'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '5'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '2'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! · kawiboytwo rated your photo a '10'! Yes. I blocked him. I was tired of seeing him in my bartab. I'm going to rant. You're going to think I'm a bitch. Oh well. I'm sick and damn tired of trying to reach out to friends and be kind just to get ignored or disrespected in return. If someone is kind enough to be concerned for your well being then don't be a total douchebag to them. This goes for online and offline friendships.  I'm sick and damn tired of the woe is me people. They think it's
Ffm Group Rules (members Read)
The group is in an auction and needs your bids.  Copy the link below to bid on the group!! Thank you   This is a comment contest!!! The member with the most comments will win Fubucks!!! 1st place will get 25,000 Fubucks 2nd place will get 10,000 Fubucks 3rd place will get 5,000 Fubucks How it will work: I have taken the total of comments from every member as of April 6th, 2009. I will subtract that from the amount of comments that they have received by April 28, 2009. That will give me the total of comments that they received during the contest. If you have a couple pictures on the group page I will add the total of all your comments from all your pictures!! Good luck to all!!!
About The Group (a Lil Journal)
Mrs.Samm ~Dangerous Curves~Member Alrighty Ladies We Have Our 1st Birthday Coming Up, And So far Its The Only ONe I see ON The Chart! Mrs. Samms Birthday Is November The 22nd So Lets Show Her Lots Of Love!!!
This past Saturday my son had extreme abdominal pain, then 2 days later pain in his thighs that he described as bad enough to make him puke. Both times he went to the ER, both times told it was nothing more than muscle cramps. My son is 24yrs. old and has always been an athlete. He still holds his High School's indoor High Jump Record and is 4th overall on most recieving yards in a season for their football team, so we're not talking a lazy whiny kid. I post this as a warning... My son may die or have permanent kidney damage or require a transplant due to LEGAL sports drinks and Muscle Mass powders... I don't know how to embed a video in the blog, so there's a video in the comments... pray for him pls. DP Ok, i get it... at least I think I do... i don't fit in, never really have so it shouldn't surprise me and it really shouldn't matter... but occasionally it does and when i give voice to that pain... hey, I'm always WRONG... I think i should have stayed locked up in the nutho
My Poetry
I sit there in the dark all alone it seems, Yet there you are sitting next to me. Why do I feel that I am alone? Why do I feel as my heart is breaking? Questions I ask, I can’t answer. You tell me you love me, And still I am sitting here unsure. You tell me you can’t live without me, And yet I feel as though you’re wrong. It seems that you take for granted that I am here, You expect that I will just always be there. Well truth be told your wrong, I won’t just sit here waiting for you to notice me. I’m not going to have my heart break every time you don’t need me, Because I needed you and you weren’t there. I’ve sat by your side while you ignored me for others, I stayed by your side while your focus was for them not me. Not any more, I won’t take this anymore,
Fun Facts Blog
This is a rip off of Morrigan's Fun Facts Mumms.  For those of you that are new to this here is what you do:      Comment saying one little fact about yourself.  It can be funny, sad, outrageous, boring, silly, etc. Whatever you wish to tell us :)   This is drama free and all about being positive.  This is just a fun way to learn more about each other.  To see what we have in common or to learn a little about our differences.  Perhaps this will spark some interesting discussions.   I do have a few rules for the blog: *anyone can comment, you can even curse *have fun *no disrespect or drama or I will block you Also when the replies become difficult to read (grrrr @ missing words in replies) please start a new comment 'box'   I will start off with a fun fact about me.   My name Lipstick fits me because I own about 200 tubes of lipstick and lipglosses.    
Mindless Ramblings Of Me
OMG! This was too funny!   L.A. Banks is gravely ill with late-stage adrenal cancer, which is leaving her with, as I'm sure you can guess, mounting of medical bills. The romance community is coming together and having an auction for her. If you are a fan of her writings and would like to help, please see the following link: Thanks. So, mom and I went shopping at Wal-Mart last night. During checkout, my mom who is in her early sixties, got carded. She took it in good stride saying she couldn't remember the last time she was carded. Out comes her ID, the woman puts in her birth date and it comes up as INVALID!!! hahahahahahahahaha
If u need the cherry bomb achievement chrerry inferno and have been unable to pass it and u need some help or would like me to try and get past it for you message me :) i passed it my first try with a broken wrist. If you want to see my private pic folder make me an offer of credits only please. If you have seen my private pics please feel free and leave a comment below. This is a blog that I am posting so that everyone that Tastylikekandii is saying negative things to about me can hear my side of thestory. I just ran a 3 day chain of multiple blings to knock out some achievements so I could work on my remaining few levels. These types of blings(Happy Hours, Rockstars, etc) cost quite a bit of credits as you all know. This 3 days of bling cost over 900 credits, soI asked credits for family adds to help me with all that. Kandii had not paid to be in family for this event, and knew (because I had told her so) that Iwould keep her in my family until I had only her spot left to give to s
Helpful Fubar Stuff
Below is a list of some FuBar Support Blogs I have available. I have included clickable links, so they are easy to find. If you wish, you may link to any blog. Also, please repost so others can read this. (If you're short the 10 fubucks..i'll be happy to transfer it. :P) Clearing Cookies and Cache FU Marriage Clickable Pics How to Make Basic Skins Simple HTML For Your Bulletins and Blogs Downloading Fonts To Your Computer SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members Blocking and Unblocking...Your Options There are many more site
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Fu Stuff
I drew SOME friends and uploaded my drawings in a folder I'm NOT done yet. so don't worry i might get you! i'm not a great drawer, hell i'm not even decent. but it was something i wanted to do. so if you see me in my page and i rate nothing i might be drawing you i've attempted to draw some people but either the angle is wierd or too far away i can't do it i'm not that great so an up close and personal pic would suffice for my low 'skills' thanks I'm in the "Idles of March" auction! It starts today and runs all this week. Just thought i'd let you peoples know. I'll provide the link when available. hope to see you there I will activate my auto 11's. Don't worry i'll open up my folders since they're all private right now. hehe. god mommmy hear i come! ♥
Happy New Year you lovely people! ♥ Oh yes I am tipsy and giggly. That is all. We are. I have Ash and Sproet on the phone and we are plotting against people. Be warned.
My Happy Hour
Check This Out
my friend was bought in an auction two days ago and her owner started making his status say rude things then did a mumm cause she did not do all she promised IN TWO DAYS............ I tried to talk to him sine he is / WAS a friend of mine to. he blocked her and I told him to stop being so childish. Then I blocked him and this is what I get in my yahoo Guess I got the last
I Don't
ugh... i can't sleep...... i need to drink more and et less or some shit soo her're the thing about me... I have been used, abused, played, fucked over, treated like shit, treated like a princess, abandoned ... pretty much everything you could do to a girl... it's been done to me... you know the thing is all my life... i'm like "oh it's ok" that used to be me they should have named me "oh it's ok" cuz that was how i pretty much approached life. but as of last week.. hahah it took THIS long to get here... no more "oh it's ok" from NOW on it's "no more" i don't want to hear your apologies, I don't wanna know your reasons. I don't wanna know the reasons behind your actions or that somehow it was MY fault. I don't wanna know what drove you to hurt me, or hear how in your past you've had trust issues... and somehow that all falls on me. you are and always will be a dead memory. i won't go look @ your page and miss you, i won't attempt to call, look @ your pics, sb, yim or me
  Come check me out! Up for Auction Bid on me if you would like, or one of the other Sexy People In The Auction. All Bids Appreciated. And show the Host Some Luv Too... He Rawks!!! Click the Pic and Show sum luv...
ALONE ©EMBER You’ve left me alone, don’t seem to care I look at the phone you’re just not there. My heart aches, loneliness is real Painful emptiness is all that I feel. I’ve tried so hard to be what you want I guess I can’t do it, I’m just a dumb cunt. I have too many issues, been hurt way too much I’ve got to stop using a man as my crutch. Left on my own to battle my demons No one left in my life that can see them Death a great vision I see behind my eyes Was all that you told me, nothing but lies? When you were around, you kept them at bay Now that you’ve moved they won’t go away Life has given you more, then I had to share The money I couldn’t come up with, no fair. Happiness is what, I wish for you A white knight isn’t real, a fantasy untrue I’ll set here and ache, learn to move on A battle I wage now that you’re gone. Pleasure By:  Ember Parted thighs tongues on
Auto 11 , Help Out Please
hey all please help out , she always rates us and shows us love , þ§¥¢hð þrïñ¢ê§§ is one of the sweetest peeps i know hugs please read
Random :)
Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Mondaymorning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, butamazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After theycrawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The womansays, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just lookat our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a signfrom God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of ourdays.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a signfrom God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car iscompletely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely Godwants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opensit and drinks half the bottle and then ha
Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day weekend. I am currently in an auction. Plz use the link below to come by and check me out. Bid on me you wont be disappointed. The higher the bid the more I may throw in. If  you want something not listed let me know and I will see what we can do..:) Thank you for all the love. Come on and check out these lovely auction virgins willing to do things just for you. You know you want to. Each lovely lady has listed exactly what she is willing to do for the highest bidder. Take a look and bid on these beautiful ladies. All of them are 1st time auction virgins so be nice and show them a ton of love. Just got to my auction folder and take a look. Here is the link to my auction folder check it out.
"talk About It"
Who ever said "talk about it", seriously who listens or cares, who even answers their phone, or returns messages. They say in psychiatry and psycology, talking about issues is the best way to heal. In regards to children, A parent is overbearing and causes undo stress and emotion on that child by trying to communicate. It accelarates issues, making more drama and pressure where there is already plenty. But what is one to do about the constant worries, racing thoughts..."What can I do?" "How can I fix this?" Yet lack of talking results in an unrelentless imploding feeling when left with no outlet. So hold back or speak?  The tears and fears and worries They fill and fill, to what reservoir are they to be released in a "proper" manner? WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PUT THESE FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS? When CAN you talk, Where..... Please leave comments, thoughts and ideas, I need help.
My Ideal Vacation Spot
My ideal Vacation spot...... One day as I was driving into a small town called Ponoka I noticed signs for a psychiatric hospital.... my head start spinning and thoughts started rolling and i thought to myself that would be the ideal vacation spot.. Follow along with me on my ride. First not only do you get pills to wake up and be happy but you get pills to go to sleep. You can pee in your bed and someone will clean that up for you You don't really have to get out of bed to eat they will bring your food to you You get to discuss your feelings all day if you want Your get to do arts and crafts YOu can look into paint splotches and decide what you see.. You can people watch and there will be entertainment in it... These are just a small portion of why i think i should check myself in...   Thank you Wicked
Boo Tagged me...Grrrrr     Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. You can't tag the person who tagged you.       1)I am not a tall man...but my feet are ridiculously big and I often trip over them when going up the stairs. 2)My nickname in High School was "Cockdiesel." I was very stocky and compact and a track star.   3)I didn't reach 5'0" tall until I was 17 4)Lost my virginity in my mid 20's. 5) I love cheese...but will not eat a ham and cheese sammich. 6) I do not eat Peanut Butter and jelly sammiches. Jelly does not need peanut butter. Yuck! 7)I didn't eat pizza until I turned 13. Weird being that I am from NY. 8) Because I was so short, my parents kept me from playing the sports I loved after the age of 12. They meant well, but seeing my older brothers thrive and become All Americans and actually
Stupid But Funny
I am NOT a 2 faced punk like you are Vlad. I have no desire to have an asshole like you in my mob. I've told you before and I'll tell you again, NEVER SPEAK TO ME YOU SELF CENTERED COCK SUCKER. FUCK OFF VLAD. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT Go fuck your fist Vlad you stupid bucket of abortion. Don't speak to me and I won't speak to you Go fuck your fist Vlad you stupid bucket of abortion. Don't speak to me and I won't speak to you As soon as Vlad learns to not speak to me I'll "behave". You ALL know that I get along with people in here. I don't like that 2 faced maggot and he needs to learn fuck off and leave me alone. I will NOT back down against that punk
Prayers Needed For A Hero..please Read And Repost! (repost)
A Tribute to Tonya A.K.A. Bi Sexy Molly Tonya aka Bi Sexy Molly dies a hero in fatal house fire she saved her sister in laws life, her brother Mickey aka Sr Dark Knight also sins husband just died in Oct. now Tonya and her mom and her 2 sons all died in house fire and the only survivor was Deb A.K.A. Sinfully Delicious and the only reason Deb is still alive is because Tonya saved her life, the National Guard is giving Tonya a medal for being a hero and for all of you who knew her she loved all her friends with all her heart, she will be terribly missed by a lot of us and I'm in need of all of your prayers, Love Deb Here is the links to Tonya's and Deb's page if you would like to stop by and pay your respect's... BI-SEXY MOLLY*~RIP MY SISSY, TONYA SAVED MY LIFE & THE NATIONAL GUARD IS GIVING HER A MEDAL,
You Ever Wonder Why?
An erect penis is referred to in slang as a woodie.  Why isn't a swollen clitoris called a goodie? How is that you can call those not so pink, people of color, but don't you dare call them colored people,  Shouldn't it be the National Association for the Advancement of People of Color, and not the National Association for the Adavancement of Colored People? Why do fubarians of a certain stripe feel they need to leave rude remarks in someones's chatbox  or mumms??  Rude as in sexually charged, or in my case Antisemitic remarks?
Sooo it's a cruisy Sunday morning and I'm feeling a little evil. So here's another competition (yeah I know most of my whoring friends have already bought their autos - but it's not like you bastards aren't going to whore again!):   Rules: Judges' decision is final (Hellyion is a judge...if you can't delete a cheater (I've tried) make it so she can't compete) No discussions on said decision will be entered into (except ones that end up in you looking like an idiot for trying) Winner gets the choice of 3 of the prize pack. Second place gets choice of 2 of the leftovers, and third places gets 1 of whatever's left then. (It's not as complicated as it sounds, first in first served). Yes you can work together but you have to let us know at the start - we get confused easily. Prize Pack: Auto 11s or Bomb bling Much-wanted, but never seen, toe salute from Hellyion NSFW salute from me Cougar bling (if it's still there - similar if it's not) for someone of your choice Hellyion
C51 Rants Of Life
Ok so many of these questions has popped up and not that anyone really reads my blogs... but at least I have a place to send them when they ask stupid questions. Anyways... yes I believe in God... No that does not mean I judge you no that does not mean Imma preach to you... I just simply believe in God aka a higher power... I was raised Christian... but guess what so were my sisters and they both believe in other things. So who cares? Honestly... I find more and more that the people that do judge are usually ppl with nothing to believe in which to me is like not living. Even if you believe that mash potatoes got here by potatoes having wings and smacking into a random skillet then by all means believe it I'm down... and please tell me more!   Also... so what I'm mean in my songs... I do diss video's on other people but my gosh... I do my fucking research people... like for instance LLCQ I told you all in my song that her bf was in prison... this is something I heard f
Animals In Need
I have 24 hours to find someone to foster/adopt a Rottie that is in a kill shelter. He is 4-5 years old.   damn it all to hell and back.   Stop Breed Specific Legislation Dear SPCA Tampa Bay Supporter: A Representative of Broward County has pushed through the Senate a bill that could release the ban against Breed Specific Legislation (BSL).  On Thursday, March 4th, at 1:00pm, Senate Bill 1276 is on the agenda to repeal the ban against Dangerous Dogs: Breed Specific Legislation. Unfortunately, if the Senate overturns this law, then the Dangerous Dog Legislation will allow local governments to pass breed specific laws. This means that dogs like Pit Bulls, Rottweilers, German Shepherds, and Doberman Pinchers could become banned in our Tampa Bay counties or state.    We need to stop this bill from passing! To support the SPCA Tampa Bay, Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) and many other local area rescue organizations that give a second chance to bully breeds, plea
As some of us know, the new "Mumms" are sucking horrifically...After being back for a few days, I think I figured out the whole reasoning behind the suckage. Now us old school mummers, who have been here long enough to know about good ol' sporks and her dead baby, flag/report any "mumm" that was leading to a poll, self promotion, racist, etc..(Which by all means are violations of the TOS of this website). By now we have all figured out that the source of the ever so crappier mumms come from people who spend money, or potentially do on this website, or basically would throw themselves in front of a bus for more "fubar likes", in turn leads to more polls,surveys,self promotion etcetera. We have also established the fact that mumms show up on feeds for people who have the FSB layout, also with a "like" button below the mumm poster's picture. It also has been brought to my attention now that if mumms are being reported, the QQ(complaints for those who don't know what QQ means), are kind
If you buy me a bling pack this is what I will give you in return:   25 credit bling pack I will get you either 1 auto or 1 bomb or 2 boomerangs ($14.99)   65 credit bling pack I will get you 6 boomerangs or 1 auto+1bomb+1boomerang or 2 autos+1boomerang or 2 boombs+1 boomerang ($37.49)   135 credit bling pack I'll get you 12 boomerangs or 5 autos or bombs.. ($74.99) ...   if I didnt mention a deal you would like to make talk to me I'm sure we could work something out .... because there could be so many combo deals to list lol .. its a win win ..   Deals last until the sale is OVER hit me up and let's deal you will get more for the buck THE SALE IS OVER TUESDAY JUNE 1ST AT MIDNIGHT FUBAR TIME PST as Baby J did say in his status. The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war . My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today.
Life Situations
Everything in my life changed on the evening of August 16, 1997. Everything was going well after the first week of school my sophomore year. That night, me and my best friend at the time went to the bowling alley about 5 miles from my parent's house because they were playing bridge with some friends that night. It was time to leave the bowling alley and go home, so my friend and I took our stuff out to his car. We put the stuff in his car, and were in the parking lot talking to people, so I sat on the trunk of his car. I don't know exactly what happened after that, but the next thing that I remember was getting into an ambulance going to Charlotte for apparent rehab. I thought nothing of it and that I had broken my leg because I couldn't move it very well. Little did I know the events that had transpired the three and a half weeks before. While I was sitting on the trunk of his car and we were talking to people in the parking lot, somehow he didn't know that I was still sitting on the
Sheepdogs, Wolves And Sheep
OK gang I came across this today. People wounder why I despiese OBAMA here is one of the many reasons,  HE HATES AMERCAS TROOPS AND HER VETERANS     Sen. Arlen Specter on Sunday called for hearings to scrutinize a guide for veterans' end-of-life care which one former Bush official says sends a "hurry-up-and-die" message to injured troops.  The guide, called "Your Life, Your Choices," was suspended under the Bush administration but has been revived under the current Department of Veterans Affairs.  Jim Towey, former director of the White House Office of Faith-Based Initiatives, told "FOX News Sunday" that the pamphlet makes injured veterans feel like a burden, encourages the severely injured to die and should be tossed out.  Asked about the document, Specter, a member of the Veterans' Affairs Committee, said it raises "a lot of questions" and that he would call for hearings immediately.  "I think consideration ought to be given right now to suspending it pending hearings," Specte
I Jacked This
Did the last person you touched lips with have a tattoo?He's 8.  I sure as hell hope not. :-s Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years?yes.. have been for a long time What could you eat any day of the week and never get tired of? hmm. Would you change yourself for the person you love?Nope Do you find drinking unattractive?Alcoholics are unattractive (keeping this answer) When was the last time something bothered you?meh. To who did you last give the finger to?Probably Jarrod. Do you like boys?Nope.  I like some men
4th Sex Story
She was lying on the beach alone; it was the middle of the day and there were only a few people that knew where she was. As she laid in the sun feeling the warm rays beat down on her, her phone rings. Rolling onto her stomach she grabs the phone and looks at it, it's her lover calling her. She hits the ignore button and places her head on her crossed arms. Her phone beeps with a voicemail, but before she could check the message her phone rings again, it's him, again she ignores it. The phone rings three more times before he finally gives up calling her. Her husband was nice enough to send her on this get away and she wasn't going to let her lover get her all hot and bothered when he was out of the country on business. She picks up her book and opens it up, reading were she had left off yesterday, her phone beeps again reminding her of her voice mail. She picks up the phone and calls to get the message.  "Hey my sexy lover," he says in a seductive voice, "I was just thinking about how
Random Ramblings
Before I begin, I need to state that I never break the law...I always ensure all my escapades are 18 or over *wink wink* I work retail for now..and at both jobs there are naturally a lot of jailbait working there with me. Normally not an issue. one of my jobs I seem to have acquired a nickname. I've overheard some of the girls say it a time or two in the break room or stock room...but always assumed it was someone else since I mainly keep to myself and don't engage anybody in conversation. They call me "Sexy Silent Slim" :( Now...not a nickname I'm particularly fond of, but the really bad thing is all these jailbait chicks (some cute...but all still illegal so therefore no go) using it. I don't know if I should find it cute or be offended. It isn't right for a girl 11 years younger than me to call me sexy. Anywho...the funny part of this is, the person who gave me the nickname. Our 49 year old stock manager. Gay as Liberacci. He thinks I'm a fine piece of meat, and
Public Stuff
"Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly." So Witty and I were thinking a mustache/beard day would be super awesome. We shall call it, Seamus Appreciation Day. The lovely Mrs. Badcrumble has joined us. You know you want to as well. I can photoshop you a beard if you like. :D I just finished the Twilight series, and before that I read the Harry Potter series. I need something new to read. Recommend please. And no it doesn't have to be some crazy fantasy or from the children's section. Before that I read Paint it Black, by the lady who wrote White Oleander (her name escapes me). So tell me, what are some of your favorite novels?
Wrinkle In Time
There comes a time in your life you realize you're your own worst enemy.   I am so scared I am going to pull my great Houdini act. Pushing people away before they get to close.   I've built this enormous wall around myself and I just can't escape. Escape myself. I feel like screaming or crying not that either would be mature or helpful. I have barely slept in weeks and its finally taking a toll on me. I keep getting told i'm being bitchy or moody. Maybe I am just overreacting and need to suck it up and deal with it. I am not looking for sympathy and not even expecting anyone to care. I guess I am just not doing my normal reaction to things and bottling it away. For once I have tried venting to people and mostly those that claimed to want to listen; turned around and said I am just moody. I don't hold things back. I say what I am thinking. I've just been taking care of my aunt that is dying. She doesn't sleep through the night so I have to stay up with her, then crash for maybe an
Fubar Skating
  ::Click skateland pic to goto the skateland blog:: Welcome to the first ever Fubar Skating Rink.. You want to meet some new friends Level up at the same time?? Then this is the place for you.. There are a couple rules to enter the skating rink:: 1. Must Fan, Rate, and Friend all the people skating (ADD Fubar's skateland IN THE SUBJECT OF FRIEND REQUEST IF U DONT DO THIS I DONT KNOW U WANT TO ENTER) if u are allready someones friend please leave a comment or buy a gift.. 2. Once you have done that (contact McLovin to be added when done). You will be added to the list so people can add, fan and friend you also. 3. If you like lvling and meeting new people then come on in and laces up them skates. 4. Having fun is most important. So enjoy meeting new people and besure to check out CLUB FANTASIA afterwards Where the drinks are always cold. BROUGHT TO YOU BY :::: McLovin:::: ḋ
Just Thoughts
Well I haven't posted in this in awhile so I thought it was time to add one to it!!! The person I am going to add most of you probably know and are maybe even friends with, but I honestly don't care. I DO NOT tolerate people that lie and play people like their emotions don't matter. This person for several days told me how much he loved me and wanted to be with me and how wonderful I am and then turned around and said the same exact things to another girl. Well when I confronted him on it and called him out on all his bullshit lies he decided to block me...LIKE I CARE....I just want the rest of the fu-world especially the girls to be aware of this, so here ya go here's his link   Just thought you all would get a kick out of this like me...sit back and enjoy!! **7/18/2010-Some wackado dickhead that wouldn't leave a friend alone THIS IS WHAT I WROTE HIM o: ANTICHRIST 666 Riverside, CA subject: Back off received: 07/18/2010 0
Auto 11's
I need a little over 10 mil to level. If I level by the time that my HH is over, then I will give away 1 million Fubuxs to 2 lucky winners. 1 will be random form the people that are rating me during my Auto and HH, and 1 will be to whoever rates the most pictures from the start of my Auto til the end of my HH. It will be up to you to  send me a Private message to tell me how many pictures you have rated. I will also pay 20K for every 100 picture rates as long as you send me a Private message telling me how many you rated, during that period. My HH runs at 9pm  Fubar(midnight Eastern) on Sunday night May 2nd. I will be running my Auto 11, starting next Sunday afternoon, May 2nd. I am hositng a HAPPY HOUR @ 9pm Fubar(Pacific) time / midnight Eastern time. I will aslo be bombing @ that time too. I want to level by then, so please mark your calendars and planon stopping by to help. Thanks.
Fuck me?!!! my second 'fu birthday',has to be said,i blooody amazed i lasted this long,so i guess its time to reflect on the last year. Ok,tha took all of 30 seconds,an a overwhemling feeling of dread an misery engulfed my whole being.  Its not been the best of years but one or two things have lifted my heart an soul.First thing i wanna mention is my 'fu marrage' to my best friend Melissa(deadhead chic),thank you treacle,for loving me the way you do,i know for a fact i wouldnt be here,if not for you.Life would not be the same without you in it,thank you,i mutha fuckin love the shit outta you!!! just made some truly brilliant friends,an i love 'em all ...well ok,SOME of them dearly,so thank you very much for being 'the dogs bollox' an lovin me. thank you.  Know what? i was gonna write this nice blog,but to be honest,my hearts just not in it,those 'fu' who actually know me an give a damn,thank you for putting up wiith my poo an lovin me,im eternally greatful
Tongues Licking....
So, among the photos I have posted of myself, men keep making comments about what their tongues could do to various parts of my body. Each and every time, my first thought is "ewwwwww." I suppose there may be women out there who like to have various body parts licked, but I am absolutely NOT one of those women. In fact, I can't think of even ONE part of my body that I would enjoy having licked. Licking is for lollipops and ice cream cones and animals bathing themselves. I do not view licking as any sort of appealing sexual act. So, for any of you who will actually read this, please please please stop telling me what you'd like to do to me with your tongues. It's making me ill! I think that most guys are easy to please when it comes to sucking their cock. Sure, you might find yourself the occasional connoisseur, but generally if you go for quantity over quality you can't go wrong. But, if you want to blow his mind when you blow his cock, here's some tips. I've got most of my info
Help A Friend Out !!
This wonderful lady is only 101,000 from leveling !! She is super sweet and could use all the help she can get so please go show her some love for me !! big huggles !!!! ~♥StarShine♥~ 2nd Alarm Hotties Member~ Fu Engaged 2 Indiana Cowboy~@ fubar
Pay Backs Are Fun
A little glimpse into the many side jobs of Seamus Mall Santa but he scares the kids a lot Village people tribute band ....everybody do it Y M C A !!! Gigolo....hes a sucker for the fake ones too He actually does not like anyone knowing about his play girl shoot Lucky for him when he was on Maury they all knew he was born a man
Fubar Stuff
I added a guestbook and a voice comment box on my page here are the widgets below...feel free to sign my guestbook and leave a voice comment. thanx Beto You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Charging 2. Your significant other? work 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? shopping 5. Your father? working 6. Your favorite thing? Partying 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? Alcohol 9. Your dream/goal? Successful 10. The room you're in? Dining 11. Music? All 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? rich
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when I talk to you, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? upstairs 3. Your hair? missing 4. Your mother? Alive 5. Your father? dead 6. Your favorite thing? life 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? juice 9. Your dream/goal? comfort 10. The room you're in? family 11. Music? R&B 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? retired 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Mean 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Comfort 18. Where you grew up? Germany 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? Clothes 21. TV? News 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your computer? laptop 24. Your life? Progressive 25. Your mood? Chan
My Blabber
all the blogs are new, dont just look at the first one ya buncha lazy-asses lol Why these demons tongue-kiss and ballroom dance in my soul, I will never know. Why this addict blood pumps through my veins, only my father will know. Good times doing bad things— I'll never show my hand and this is no bluff. Bones burst through walk-in closets, packed to capacity and then some. Egotism his downfall, drudgery her burden, the acceptance of hard truths is hope. I am doing donuts in perfectly green grass. I am tearing shit up. I am running to the top of a sixteen-story building and screaming "FREEDOM" through the first window available, amazed by how far in the distance my echo carries the word: FREEDOM! When I listen, it sounds like a freedom that needs no flags to claim its Nationalism. No air strikes to secure itself. Just a straight-up FREEDOM. I am inspired by the sound. Through the height of si
I started out to leave everyone comments but my piece of shit puter gets locked up on peoples pages so I opted for here. Doesn't mean I love you any less.. Hope you all have a Happy and safe Holiday.. XXXXXOOOOOOOxxoooXooXXoofor nacho libre fans P.S. I hope I was good enough girl for Santa to bring me new laptop..
If you were to introduce me to someone, what would you say? This should be fun. Pass this along and see what YOU get back. I WANT TO CHANGE MY LAST NAME TO AWESOME... AND HAVE MY KIDS NAMES TOTALLY AND FREAKING!
Just The Pink Side Of Things
Devyn's Place
SHE CHANGES HER NAME OVER N OVER SO HERE IS FUBAR ID:1859490 Well truly I hate that this has happened, But from what I have seen is that Stonecold is not the only one, there has been a number of guys she has done this too, And Its sad the way people can play others and hurt them, She must have no life.And stone lost a good thing ( ME ) This guy fu-married me, I was 100% devoted, Maybe I couldn't be here as much as I wish I could have, I work and attend school, I have been a bit busy. So he decided to dump me for this girl who had a history of playing with guys hearts, all she wants is for you to buy,buy,buy for her, she will make you pretty pictures, tell you she loves you to get her way.But when she's done with you she will drop you like a rock and move to the next fool that falls for her tricks. I tell you KARMA is a bitch and she will get hers all in good time,All in good time my pretty.... I don't think she has made it to all the guys in fuland YET..lo
Monica The Great
Make an on-line slideshow at Moinca the Great!!!!!! She is point whoring AGAIN!! She has an Happy Hour and Auto 11's today!!! Happy Hour is @ 4pm pst So rate her hard Cus if you dont she will crop dust you all MONICA THE GREAT, IF YOU CRUSH ME, PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN LOVE ON YOU!! Member of Dangerous curves@ fubar You know you want to kiss her A$$!! So what are you waiting for. Go now and rate her
My Auto Friday
Random Bling
Just so ppl know how I randomly bling it's like this...I see my bar tab and mouse over with my eyes closed.Whoever I land on gets Blinged....I ususlly pick 3 or 4 so that's how it goes ppl.   The bling is usually 1 to 3 credits....Only occasionally do I bling special abilities bling
I'm Just Saying
So, let's see. I've been away. Figured I might as well blog about it. Since everyone all of a sudden remembers me :p   So a friend of mine got into some "legal problems" which might have brought some stuff to my front door. That was part of my disapearance. Another part is the fact that the bank I worked for got put into recievership by the FDIC which was a SCARY situation. I won't go into details on the process npr already did it to the "T".   The biggest part though was this wonderful surgery I went through. I went to an ENT one day who is a friend of the family. I went in saying, my allergies suck and I've never really have been able to breathe out of the left side of my nose. After getting scoped which is NOT enjoyable.     I was found to have, numerous polyps and a cyst in my sinus cavity. The cause (later determined) was the lack of maintaing my allergies. There was a medical term but I don't remember nor do I care. I also had a severly deviated septum.   Sooooooooo
Conversations With God
It amazes me sometimes how quickly things change.  One minute I'm sitting here smiling, and with one quick phone call I'm bawling my eyes out.   Last night, a good friend of mine's 9 year old son was climbing a tree in his yard with his friends like he's done a hundred times if he's done it once.  He slipped & fell, and when his grandmother reached him, he had no vitals.  She proceeded to administer CPR until paramedics arrived.  He was admitted into the ICU.  His spinal cord has been severed from his brain, and up until a few hours ago, he registered no brain activity.  He is now showing faint brain activity, but doctors aren't very hopeful that his condition will improve.  I'm asking anyone who reads this to remember Teddy and his family in your prayers and thoughts tonight.  God Bless, and thanks.       As Teddy did not have medical insurance, a fund for medical expenses has been started.  Please read the following local news links if you are interested in helping.  Your contin
My First Auto 11's!!
a friend gave me an early bd present,my first auto in you all have to rate me damnit lol so plz tell your friends so i can make godfather by my bd:D hey 2 all my ladyfriends,the lounge i work at has become a real sausage factory lol so would be awesome 2 have some feminin company 4 a change:D plz come and join at cherry's psycho lounge and party with me:p CAN ANYONE FIND ME SOMEONE I CAN BUY A VIP FROM?I HAVE ALL THESE PICS AND I CANT ADD ANYMORE DAMNIT LOL WILL BE 4EVER GREATFUL:D
We have storms moving through with wind gusts potentially getting up to 70 mph and HEAVY rains this evening and tonight. My power is already dimming and flickering sporadically, so it's possible I will soon be without power. Just letting you know. ♥
Hell Hath My Fury!!
I think it's time to once again address a issue that has plagued my profile and my friend list for quite some time...  but you know what... before I give my take on things let me ask you a question. Did you even bother to read my about me section before sending me a friend request?   I am getting a good feeling that very few actually did because I would not have to delete so many people off my friend list. Why is it that because I am a male and you have breasts I am gonna add you as a friend and rate you every week? FYI, it's not true. I do not mind giving out rates, but if you talk to me on a regular basis, there is a real good shot that I may stop by your page and give you rates. I have been noticing fu whores have been slipping through the rules. I think my rules cannot be any more simpler than that. I am starting to think maybe I should have some Ohio idiot who attempts to make a halfway decent mumm to write my profile just to get my point across.I do perv people, but if you are
Stuff To Make
I need to know who I have to make one for yet and who wants one. Want something special let me know(credit for this line goes to Lil Spicey). If you want a couple of different salutes let me know. And so on and so forth. Just comment the blog below and tell me what name you want on it. ***For everyone who is new to this blog if you don't sign it you't get a salute*** Finished ones are as follows: Beach Babe Harley DJ Sexy Eyez Lil Spicey Blazing Eyes32 Lace Rockermom1978 Tanzie Rockon40x Sexy Seductive Angel Ninja Beautiful Disaster UR SWEETEST ADDICTION *purr* ~Kittylicker~_69 Papa's 81 Katilac olɐɥ uɹoʇ HockeyBrat Bad Kitty, No Catnip DREAMZ DaviGurl !!Wild Child!! 2cuteforwords Ones to be made: Indy Colts Becky Luvbug Those who have made me one in return: Harley Tanzie Beautiful Disaster DaviGurl ~Kittylicker~_69 Bad Kitty, No Catnip Luvbug rockermom1978 ****This list will be updated as I upload the salutes.***
I Need Prayers!!!
Hi My Dear & Sweet FuFriends... I swore when I joined Fubar for the third damn time, that I would not air my dirty laundry, meaning my personal life drama...but this is different...and very serious..!!! I'm leaving here soon to go see my Dr.'s.! I've been having severe chest pains, clammy skin, tingling, numbing, electrical sensations etc. since this past Saturday night..!! I'am scared too death..!! I have every symptom of having a "Mild Heart Attack" and my Dr.'s Nancy & Chris are freaking on me..!!! They both actually scared me into going in for a EKG and some type of Sonogram on my heart today..!!!! I hope and pray that the results come back as very severe anxiety at this point...If they tell me I had a Mild Attack, I'm going to lose it right there!!!! I'm too damn young and love life..!!!! I have too many things in life I have to accomplish or do yet...I'm needed help love, care, make them smile, cheer them up when having a bad them get throu
I Write Too. :-p
“Poor wanderer,” said the leaden sky, “How you go on, by and by. For you do not know which way to go. My, how you travel on so.” For I replied to the leaden sky, “You are correct, I cannot lie. I do not know which way to go If I go the wrong way, please tell me so.” “My child, lie down and look up at me, For I am dark and heavy, can’t you see? Come, child, lie down, at any rate, It is now time for you to accept your fate.” So I did as I was told to do, And lay down beneath that leaden sky. I accept my fate, for this is true, And I now I must bid this world good-bye. [to those who have asked, this is NOT based on a true story. it's just something i made up for a class]. We were way past the first date. The first kiss. The first “I love you.” We already made future plans. Instead of buying Christmas and birthday presents You were buying a ring. And I was buying a dress. But you had to go that bar. And consume one too many drinks. You had to get in
My Nilla Bear-ness
1 question1 chance.1 honest answer.Thats all you get.You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX)Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is.No catch.But I dare you to repost this.And see what people ask you - "I can exfoliate my own ass."-"Were You Born?"-"I can't dot anymore."-"How do I delarge it."-"I got my area checked out."-"Here I'll spell it out for you, Knee....."-"I thought my grandma said get the waterbottle between my grandpa's penis"-"Is that his booty? Aww, he looks so cute."-"I love whistledick."-"Get off the stephface." NillaBear and FivelMousekawitsFivel-"You liar whore thief communist."Nilla-"I'm not a commie." -"I'm only inserting suckers into my hole."-"The dog licked my crack."-"Yes Tim, I want to give you a rim job."-"I love Ceasar salad."-"Why was I yelling at Ivan?" Sad0Mas0Christ and NillaBearChrist-"I look like ass."Nilla-"You like to lick ass? Come here Ivan." -"I almost died from suckernes
Totem Poles...
ok guys u know i keep my friends list short .. so i dont mind sharing .. alot of u have seen my staus sick and in hospital.. well after alot of may be this maybe that lets try this lets try that. ive so far had 4 blood transfusions as well as a bunch of tests. well Monday i went to the oncology center. and well it looks very much like i have bone cancer. something to do with anemia being persistant and high calcuim levels .. so this friday im going for a bunch of bone scans.. basically i just wanted my friends kept up to date and maybe someof the reasons while i jus rate n rate to keep my mindof stuff.. This is all very new to me i dont think i have really taken it in yet .. so i dont know much till they do more stuff then next friday i go for D day back at the oncology center i guess to find out finally whats going on .. i just dont feel a doctor would say to u it looks like bone cancer if he wasnt pretty sure ..   gurls remember check ur skirt isnt tucked in ya knickers when ya lea
~little Dick~
Little Dick Murphy   little dic...: your the guy that buys 30 day blasts for chicks on here who are actually guys posting pics of chicks from porno're a bright one  guido..: it'd would be great to know who they are....and thx for the's hard keeping up with everything sometimes....and ur's not that bright if that's happening...thank you.  This is what I signed on to today...I came on with hopes of helping My Precious Friend "Black Widow" with her Happy Hour but missed it by one hour...sorry C. I only try to help and never ask anything in return...if I have sent gifts, bling, blasts, etc to someone posing as something other that who they really are then that is more a reflection on them then on me. I'm not here for Tits and Ass...I'm here for friends and sometimes flirtations. "Little Dick Murphy" sent that message to me...I don't know him from Adam and if he knows about a fake poser then he should step up and expose them to keep thi
Did You Ever?
So my day started off well,then was icky,followed by blah and im bet'n will end with a %*#!!!!! I noticed a lot of people were feeling the same way,walking around like mindless zombies dwelling on how shitty ones day was goin. Well Im not gonna take it any more! I think I am gonna start a blog theme,neh a blog 1up if you will. Starting today I would love for people too post in here 5 positive things that happend to them on said day,Imean the day runs for 24 hours..ATLEAST 5 things being as simple as your fave jam/jelly being on sale at the grocer..or your pup goin a WHOLE day without being on your floor. hopefully this will turn out rather well, and if not for others... I know it will make me smile atleast.   So here we go!!! was sunny today! hardly ever happens in the land on the freezing,wet,foggy world that is mine. pup started giving my kiddos kisses as the went on too school. I think its cute. 3.finally got around too sporting some sparkly pink nail polish (y)
Ya Wanna Know How You Can Get Into My Nsfw Folders.. Look In Here !!
  So ya wanna know how you can see my NSFW pics ?? It is real simple ..  $10 Bling pack gets you in for a week $20 Bling pack gets ya 2 weeks $50 Bling pack gets you a month$100 Bling pack gets you 3 months An auto 11 or cherry bomb also gets you a month a month vip renewal gets you 2 weeksa 3 month vip renewal get u a month a 3 day blast gets you a weeka 7 day blast gets you 2 weeksa 30 day blast gets you a month A happy hour gets you in for 6 months Wanna know what's in there ? I will give you a hintThere is a little of just mesome of me and my toys a little of me and my gfa little of me, my gf and our hubbys Anita
The Dead
WOOT!!!!!!!!! The Dead Rise at the Spectrum on May 1 and 2 Four of the original members of the Grateful Dead are reuniting as The Dead to perform in one of their favorite venues, the legendary Wachovia Spectrum, on Friday, May 1 and Saturday, May 2. The Spectrum is the ONLY venue in which the Grateful Dead have performed in the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s. Now the historic arena, known as America’s Showplace, is slated for demolition in the fall of 2009. How appropriate the band which holds the record for the most shows ever in the Spectrum will have the chance to visit the Spectrum for two more shows before they “tear this whole building down (from their song “Samson and Delilah”).” While the Grateful Dead haven’t performed at the Spectrum since March 17-19, 1995, the Dead did play at the Spectrum in November 23-24, 2002. The Grateful Dead first performed at the Spectrum on December 6, 1968, as part of the Quaker City Rock Festival along side Steppenwolf and Iron Butterfly. They
05/06/09 Mothers Day
My hats off to President Obama for refusing to ignore the confederate veterans on Memorial Day. Soldiers on average dont get to choose what we fight for that is what our leaders are elected for. We3 are told to fight and we do. Not for a cause but for the men and women beside us. And reguardless of the flag that they fought under they are still America's Veterans. We honor the veterans of the French Indian War and they fought under the British flag. Hello and Happy Mothers Day to all you ladies out there. This Sunday is your day and you deserve it. May your God Bless you all. You all are the best. Thanks!
She Loves Me, She Hates Me
I cherish ya all the way. id make it work, long distance or what ever it takes.i want u so bad, like i said, I can tast ya soul, but its be better cover in lye, cos all my life it seems to loose, but i lost that too, so what i do now? Want me to fall in love  show u this or that, life u could have.... marry u an have a fucking life: my life is a bull shit misery  so lets get married an say fuck it, is that all u know?  I'm too good to be true an ur to hot to be blue, an we, just make a day come true an it sucks ass, morning is coming late, dawn just past us by, mid day is present, dawn is coming near, hold you, close, id cherish you my dear, I'm a poet, if u didnt know it, devil bought my way, hell awaits, heaven is you, trouble is time an tired of running, please hold me, im falling, sincere, just running blind!... I'm on a suicide,  but sometime we seem to dis tray..wonder what hes really like...glistens,... nite falls, your in bed,, he creeps into your head.. falling in lov
I've Noticed.
Okay so I rated this persons page and they returned the rate. Which is good right? Not in this case... They decide to send me a friend request with an order of fan plzzzzz. Now everyone handles Fubar a different way, in their own way. So is their really a Fubar way? As in Add/Fan/Rate or some version of that. Since everyone has their own way of doing the FU as I will put it, Should those who think that you have to Rate/Fan/Add every page you go to is necessary? Some people care about ranking etc... Others don't. Some people care about leveling as soon as possible others don't. As I said above everyone does Fubar in their own way. If you really think about it what is the rush? Is there a big prize once you reach the top level? Some people spend money on Fubar as they have it to spend, others beg for things or are gifted things. I have met some really cool people on FU they know who they are. I do know I help entirely way to many people and little in return. T
Walk With Me
    Walk with meShhhh…If you listen you might hearThe sweet sound of loveBeing whispered in your earThe warm soft kissesLaid gently upon your skinOpen your heartAnd let love come inHold it tightWithin your embraceA new day is comingFor you to faceSo take my handAnd walk with meFrom dawn to duskTo our destinyTogether we will make itAnd others will seeI was meant for youAnd you were meant for me.I love you Andy!Straight from my heart to you!!
Selling Auto Or Cherry
I am auctioning a auto 11 or a cherry bomb...starting bid 10 mil...good luck! Ends today at 8pm!!!!!!!!! Sunday!
Pussy Eating 101
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Good evening class, I’d like to welcome you to Pussy Eating 101 Pay close attention now There are Rules and regulations to pleasing a girl Going down town could really rock her world But you got to make sure that you know what you’re doing There’s a map down there that you got to start learning First you got to make sure you rehearse Move round your tongue like you’re trying to curse Cause there’s nothing worse than a tongue that doesn’t work Then your girl will be mad and you feel like a jerk Spread out her lips before you kiss You want to make sure that you find the clit Lick a little bit then move it all around Lick it all over till you hear her make a sound Then you know that you find a good spot Tease it and touch it but not a lot With your mouth down south, you’re in control You could make it, happen fast or slowDon’t be bland, better act creative Be on top of your game and be innovative Experiment a bi
Smurfy Thoughts!
Thought I would do an Up Dated blog on this page since most of my friends are here!!....   Life has been pretty good...  Skott and I are doing great... He is now working with TFH for the 2nd year in the row of course doing construction work... although his dream is still to do trucking so will probably get back in once the season falls slow.  I am about to finally start college w/ The Art Institute of Pittsburgh for a BA in Photography... which has been my dream now for many years...   We have a kitten now.. all Grey and her name is Stormy.   I am including a link to my Porfolio on Myspace and hope to see some of you there.   Love to all..... Your favorite Smurf!!! Hey everyone...  Hope you all are doing well... Thought I'd pop in and check on you all... Some things have changed but some are still the same.  Skott and I of course are still holding on strong.  I recently found out I had a sister so flew to Phoenix, AZ to meet her it was
Things I Have Written
We started running from the city. Escaping from our problems. Leaving our pain and worries behind. We kept running through the suburbs, through the small towns until we came across a meadow. But it wasn’t simply a meadow; it was a beautiful meadow with water flowing nearby and some trees around with fruit and berries. There was an open area that had the softest grass our bare feet had ever touched. You picked me up and spun me and I felt more weightless than a butterfly. Your arms, so strong, held me tightly and I felt safer than I’d ever felt on my feet. You lowered me to the ground slowly and carefully. I held you tightly to my chest as you gently gripped me with your firm hands wrapped behind my back. As I thought I realized that I never had to let you go, we had all the time in the world for the first time. We stayed in each other’s arms through the sunset and then lay down on the grass to look at the stars. I fell asleep gripping you like a teddy bear with you ho
4th Of July
Well, it's that time of the year again.  For those of you who don't know, I'm not big on the 4th of July.  I know that it is Independence day and all, and I can appreciate that. But I lost someone that was, is and always will be  so very precious to me!!! Although it's been 13 yrs, it still seems like it was yesterday.... I had the most amazing friend that I grew up with and had known since we were little kids. Since Kindergarten as a matter of fact. It was a remarkable friendship that doesn't come along everyday. It was one that was full of pure bliss! It isn't everyday that you find a friend who you will never argue with or have a single disagreement with. We  NEVER had so much as an ill feeling toward one another. We never looked at each other in a bad way, judged the other, or anything of that nature. When she was 18 yrs old, she had cancer and beat it! Lisa had to learn to do so many things over as she lost her right hip.  I was so very proud of her.  She then went into remissi
Ok, so I've had some recovery time after this weekend. I was so exhausted last night, I had a friend over and fell asleep. Anywho, I've been trying to motivate myself to write this blog even though it won't be very long.  Friday night after working all night. I had to pick up a trip at a bar downtown. I pull up to Intermission and wait. Five guys come out carrying one guy toward my cab.. I already know this won't end well for me.   They put him in the back. He doesn't speak English. Luckily I speak Spanish, but he wasn't understandable in ANY language. I tell him if he needs to puke to get it in the trash can. This was a waste of breath.   I didn't make it to the end of the block before *blahgahjg;agak* "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Puked all up in my cab. I was so pissed! *Blaghaghaghagahga!* "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I'm just trying to hurry up and get him to his street. His shitbag friends just threw him in my cab and left him to die and me to clean up after it. I was continuously trying to g
A Submissives Fantasy
           She sat naked on the beds edge. Her head was hung and her curly red hair hung over her right shoulder. She was saddened at the fact her Lord had gone to town without her. This was a rare occasion because He was not one to go places unless absolutely necessary and never had He gone without her. An hour had passed since he left the manor and she was starting to worry. "Where could He have gone?" she was asking herself. She wanted so desperately to know his ware bouts; however, she had no way of getting a hold of him. She raised her head and gazed upon the candle she had lit just a bit ago. It was sitting on her beautifully crafted wooden vanity that her Lord made special for her. She stood and slowly walked toward it. She placed her hand on the back of the chair and pulled it from beneath the vanity. As she walked around the chair to sit her eyes caught a glimpse in the mirror. For a second she had thought she had seen her Lord standing behind her. She turned her head quickly
Stories Of Life
Washed in the blood of the brave and the blooming, Snatched from the altars of insolent foes,Burning with star-fires, but never consuming,Flash its broad ribbons of lily and rose.Vainly the prophets of Baal would rend it,Vainly his worshippers pray for its fall;Thousands have died for it, millions defend it,Emblem of justice and mercy to all;Justice that reddens the sky with her terrors,Mercy that comes with her white-handed train,Soothing all passions, redeeming all errors,Sheathing the sabre and breaking the chain.Borne on the deluge of all usurpations,Drifted our Ark o'er the desolate seas,Bearing the rainbow of hope to the nations,Torn from the storm-cloud and flung to the breeze!God bless the Flag and its loyal defenders,While its broad folds o'er the battle-field wave,Till the dim star-wreath rekindle its splendors,Washed from its stains in the blood of the brave! © LT.David Martin "Crazy nights and crazy dreams,evil knights with laser beams.Doth protest t'his foulish scheme,ru
To The Us Surgeon General
I am sending this evening because I found Dr Benjamin's email address earlier today. I verbally confirmed with the clinic Dr Benjamin will receive emails through the below address. Make this letter as public as you feel comfortable. Please ask everyone to keep in mind they are emailing a non profit clinic since Dr. Benjamin runs it, it also happens to also be the only way I have been able to confirmed we can contact the Doctor. Thank you for your hard work, your diligence and your heart for the patients that need you.Within the announcement I read of your being named US Surgeon General, you have been called a "superb communicator" as well as "The Future Voice of Health" Dr. Benjamin, please embrace Hepatitis C as a focus during the daylight of your public service.With your experience I am trusting that I do not have to repeat information and statistics about both HCV and Hepatitis C that you surely know as fact. Actionable focus is in dire need of your attention Doctor. Doctor you k
Boredom For The Masses?
I am here at night and none of you have anything to do so help me make a few choices: 1. I found out today that Seamus is an ordained minister, he didn't divulge this information before we got fu married is this grounds for a divorce? 2. George Westhaven (the third) is seriously having an identity crisis, will she ever go back or shall i take over her name? 3. Why do all the cool kids have Wicked in their name, are they named after me? 4. Should i kick misfit out the door to get groceries or should i get them for her? 5. My mom left for England today, should i hide and go with her? 6. I'm craving chocolate but cant have any, whip cream and berries? 7. I sent a few farting dudes out today cause it made me laugh, did it make you laugh? 8. Doug just bought me the Runs, does he know my fascination with healthy poo? 9. What colour should i paint my walls? 10. Should i let some people out the closet? dungeon or point and laugh at them.... These are my questions to you..... Wicked
My Baby Brother..Travis..Would have been 28 years old today.. 08/12/81 To 02/20/07 R.I.P I Love you More than Life Travy.. Miss u so much..I can Hardly Breathe...  U are awesome... Happy Birthday...  
Besides congratulations, I would like to say a few more things to the class. -Never stop learning. All of your life, keep learning. -Never say you are sorry for doing your job -Never give up your integrity Our integrity is all we have. Our integrity is what upholds the honor of the service. Without integrity, we have nothing.The true test of your integrity is its refusal to ever be compromised. Nothing, absolutely nothing in this job is worth your life. Go home, every day, without exception. Concerning this, there is one other thing to think about. With this job, danger is out there coming for you. It is the truth that you could die in this job, but this is true for all of life, and we cannot fear to live our lives. Do not be afraid to live, for the end of life comes for all of us, and that is something we cannot avoid. Be courageous in all that you do. Be brave, and mighty unseen forces will come to your aid. And closing: Honor For life! Fin! Skipping th
My Writings That I Wrote
 Looking through a life like window, I only see what I mostly desire; to kiss the tender lips of an angel. Holding onto the urge of kissing the screen of my computer, I hold everything inside even I love you's and how much I care.  Those arms are so strong and muscular that I want to be held by them, to rub my hands up and down the smooth bumbs that the muscles make. Holding the urge to grab the screen to hug, I can only dream of the day to be in those arms. Dreaming of kissing those tender lips, you are my angel.  Those tender loving eyes that hold hope of the day I appear in front of him, those very eyes I see trying to look in my eyes to see what I mostly want. Those eyes that make everything bad go away, when something happens.  How those angel eyes say, " I love you, with everythinng I can offer." Those very eyes that I want to look deep into, so I know that he is wanting me there more then he shows. Holding the urge to get really close to the screen, I want so badly to stare d
Geek Shit
The singer's name is Eric Violette.Restaurant They say a man should always dress for the job he wants So why am I dressed like a pirate in this restaurant It's all because some hacker stole my identity Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea Should'a gone to free credit report dot com I could'a seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirtsDream Girl Well, I married my dream girl I married my dream girl But she didn't tell me her credit was bad So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's No we can't get a loan For a respectable home Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card If we'd gone to free credit report dot com I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.New Car Well I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me? A cool Convertible or an SUV? Too bad I didn't know my credit was w
In case you haven't read my Labor Day 2009 blog here is the just of the situation. My uncle was involved in a motorcycle accident Monday while doing a poker run. He received serious head trauma, a collapsed left lung, broken ribs, scraps, bruises, a broken nose, two black eyes, a ventilator to help him breathe and a severe brain bleed.  As of last night, the doctors have informed us there is nothing else they can physically do to help him. The swelling and bleeding in his brain is getting worse. Even if by some miracle the swelling were to go down, he would have permenant and severe brain damage that would require 24/7 nursing care. The ventilator is keeping him breathing, without it he wouldn't be able to do it himself. His left pupil is dilated and fixed which indicates the severity of the brain damage. The doctors are planning to re-examine him this morning and discuss options with his daughter and son who are 24 and 21. They have decided they will take him off the vent if no prog
Random Thoughts And Rambling
Screw it, I'm gonna take fubar BACK!!!     When I first joined, this place was fun.  It was about friends.  Now, it seems to be all about bling, credit packs, and buy me this buy me that.     No more!!!!   I declare WAR on that!  As of today, I will take fubar BACK!!!  Will I bling?  Yes, friends and family.  And when I say friends, I mean friends.  I will be MASSIVELY shrinking my friend's list.  I'm only going to keep the people on there that i do actually interact with.  Want to stick around with me?  Stop by, say hi, ask how my day is going.   If you are as tired of this site being what it is now, join me.  Lets make fubar a fun place again!!!   I say.. 3F!!!   (Fubar For Fun!!!) Well, I'm trying to get back to writing more.  Right now I have several novels in various states of completion.  I really need to get my writing frame of mind back.  I've been in a funk lately, and when I get in one of those, my writing suffers. What stinks is, I really do need to get back to
Members List
OK....IM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO DO A MEMBERS LIST WITH EVERYONES LINK...I PRAY IT WORKS...HALF THE TIME IT DOES THE OTHER HALF IT DOESNT....WISH ME LUCK.....LOL  ~♥Scorpioqueen61♥~Mgr. Loungin\'Levelers~Fu-Angel~@ fubar BrownEyedGirl36~Leadchucker\'s Krewe~Mgr.Loungin\'Levelers@ fubar }}ISLåÈÐGIßL>> ♆Loüngín\'Lèvelers * Owned by Leadchucker {LKF}@ fubar Cooki-girl~fu-affianced to OTRDUCK~@ fubar Bori Nena-Loungin Levelers-@ fubar Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷSingle Moms R Sexy Too* 2nd Alarm Hottie@ fubar SWEETLOVE MANAGER @ BODYSHOTS / MEMBER OFLOUNGIN LEVELERS@ fubar la morena ~LounginLevelers~Fu-Engaged To Fly86@ fubar ~DramaQueen617~LounginLeveler~@ fubar amanda66046 ~Lounging Levlers~@ fubar ~Nicegirl0207~***fu-owned by my cool friend BLANDRY***
Rnr Random Musings
Noticed others playing this *game* and I'm bored at work so What The Hell... 1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? We shall see... 2. Are you involved with anyone? No 3. Where do you wish you were right now? Somewhere warm, although home would work too (at work still). 4. What should you be doing right now? Working or getting ready for Christmas. 5. Does sex mean love? No, but then again I don't believe in casual sex either. 6. What do you believe is a true saying about life? Life's a bitch and then you die??? 7. Are you a bad influence? I don't think so but I've been called one. 8. Who has had the most influence on you (good)? My Children I guess. Perhaps my boss, he gives me the freedom to be creative and innovate. 9. Night out or night in? Night In... if I had to pick one. 10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate? Am Single and have a wonderfu
6 Bling Pack!!!
What I've learned about fun in the last week... 1. 3 Cosmo's in an hour on an empty stomach will land you on the bathroom floor 2. The "RULES" should I ever decided to have a one night stand 3. Men lie. Snuff lyricsSongwriters: Crahan, Michael Shawn; Fehn, Chris; Gray, Paul D; Jones, Craig A; Jordison, Nathan J; Root, James Donald; Taylor, Corey; Thomson, Mickael; Bury all your secrets in my skinCome away with innocence and leave me with my sinsThe air around me still feels like a cageAnd love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage againSo if you love me let me goAnd run away before I knowMy heart is just too dark to careI can?t destroy what isn?t thereDeliver me into my fateIf I?m alone I cannot hateI don?t deserve to have youOoh, my smile was taken long agoIf I can change I hope I never knowI still press your letters to my lipsAnd cherish them in parts of me that savor every kissI couldn?t face a life without your lightsBut all of that was ripped apart when you refused to

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