resident whore's blog: "Trashroom and its followers of the deep"

VERSE1: lee yells let all trash be sorted! and be placed in the right vestibule and jeffers yells true dat foo!

VERSE2: Trash that yees to be sorted will be made "holy" and placed on thine galley floor.

VERSE3: lee shouts to thine people above if you do not obey these rules thine coppers will be filled with rubish and jeffers states "yup".

VERSE4: if thy refuselet it be known that we will strickey you from the depths of below with moldy cabbadge, rotten celery, and other unholy products found on the refer decks.

VERSE5: if thine personal misconstrive with the trashroom dwellers of the deep thine sheets and blankets will become one with due thanks of the cpo.

VERSE6: if all who readeth these adendums of a know stated nature, and rightously becomes disobedient to them, ye shall be smitten with trash refused guilt. and that sayeth man and men promulgated before thee"lee and "holy" of holies" jeffers" shall then smote ye. with foulness and its sfore mentioned bindings

(warner 1-23:55)

and soeth it was said by sawdy "oh me.... oh me. i have been smited by myne own blasphemies. mine own unorginized refuse hath spilled itself upon the planks. woe is... woe is." so mighty lee says unto sawdy; "you hath defined your blindness to a simplecommandment and thus witnessed then the reapings of your foul crop." "holy jeffers then sayeth "mmm hmm"

VERSE7: let it be known to those whom leave there trash outside the gates of dispolition.

VERSE8: and sayeth lee under great emotions and exultitions unto the masses upon the upper levels: "so heareth this and have it be a posted citation here and all places amongest us. ye must not place your vile-ties upon our decks without thineself properly notifying the before-said peoples of this adiditating facilitum." and immediately thereafter comments jeffers "straight up homeskillets".

VERSE9: if though trash be found unseperated through shall be smitted by the mosat holy of smiters and be forever revoked from access to the gates of dispolition and great vengence shall rain down upon thee lee and jeffers holy warrior of "gold" en.

(golden 1-24:88)