Mistress Panttherlady FM2 Mondoggy69's blog: "Ramblings of my co-worker, Nick G."

Plenty of food

Plenty of snacks

All free of charge

All with no tax

Different varieties

For you to choose

If you come real late

You snooze, you lose

Some people cook

And some people buy

Some people say they made it

When it's really a lie

Corn and cheese

Fruit and chips

Vegetables on a tray

With plenty of dips

Hot dogs and sausages

Tamales and soup

Combined together

Make people go poop

Eat until you're full

Eat whatever you desire

If you eat too much food

Your heart rate will go higher!

I fart real quiet and

I fart real loud

My fart can knock

out a big asian crowd

Godzilla got nothing

On my massive farts

My farts pierce through the nostrils

Like pointy darts

They sometimes sound funny

They sometimes sound deep

Boy do all my farts

Really give me a creep

You can't see it pass

Through the air or the sky

Sometimes when you smell it

You'll seem like you're high

The one's that are worse

Are the one's that are silent

My farts fight on their own

Yes they are real violent

So next time you see me

Angle my butt in the air

You know I'm going to fart

And that I really don't care

The day we wait for

Is when we count

And when we get yelled at

For the wrong amount

Counting here

From left and right

Miscounting items

That are out of sight

Oh my gosh this is

So fun

When there’s 3 item numbers

Just for one

Procedure’s here

Procedure’s there

With all these procedures

Who the hell cares

Don’t mess up cause

Then you’ll see

That you’ll get written up

Just like me

Going on deliveries

Is a mission on its own

I can’t believe the cars we have

Are not yet blown

Walking up stairs

And carrying large boxes

Some people say

I got the strength of four foxes

Using the Ford Van

Or the little Matrix car

Nothing to to near

And nothing is too far

There isn’t anything better

Than wearing a green ARC shirt

But I’d rather be wearing

A nice plaid skirt

Looking at the ladies

While driving in Corona Del Mar

Oh man I didn’t realize

I’m driving an ARC car

She comes in the morning

She then sits down

If there's a lot of work

She gives a frown

Her throat gets itchy

As you can really tell

Then she blows out a cough

That sounds like a yell

It's heard round the world

Yes it is that loud

The cough is tremendous

It can knock down a crowd

You may think it lasts minutes

But no it lasts the whole day

Too bad I ran out of cough drops

I gave them all away

I hope she covers her mouth

I hope she gets better too

because I don't want to get sick

And I know you don't too!

I like cute things

I am not gay

But Raul thinks

The opposite of what I say

I have post-its

Of a cute frog-face

But Raul says

Get that out of this place

I also have scotch tape

Of a cute panda bear

But Raul don't like it

Or anything else that's there

It's not my fault

That I like childish things

But if I bring all my Sanrio stuff

Raul woul break everything

Oh I'm sorry Raul

For me being so witty

I just have to show my love

For Hello Kitty

The sights and sounds

And the scenery

Oh how wonderful

This place can be

Long long strip

Of stores and shops

Business owned

And mom and pops

Pretty girls

In booty shorts

Poeple on the grass

Playing sports

People holding

Signs to see

Oh theres a guy

Waving to me

Asking me

To kick his ass

Oh what an opportunity

That I cannot pass

Five bucks is

All he took

And by far I gave

The hardest kicks in the book

For making fun

Of my little pants

I gave him kicks

That made him dance

That was the most

Greatest part of my day

And after that there's

Nothing else to say

I worked there before

It's really tough

Pulling boxes

And dealing with fluff

Listening to Mexcan music

In which I don't understand

Boy I wish I could listen

To my favorite boy band

Listening to Fernando

As he tries to sing

And watching him sit there

While I do everything

Boy is it annoying

To see Fernando's lazy eyes

It must be hard to look awake

When he always looks high

Shrink wrapping packages

Using the fork lift

Shipping stuff with UPS

Is like wrapping a gift

There's more to the warehouse

Than just the work

But there's enough to do

To make you go beserk!

I'm big and round

I'm definitely a shape

People feed me bananas

Cause they think I'm an ape

I love to eat

I love to feast

Boy do I love

My bread full of yeast

Chicken Noodle soup

Macaroni and cheese

I go around town

Eating everything I please

Tamales and Tortillas

I love them a lot

Frijoles and Habaneros

Ew I think not

I woudn't go as far

As comparing me to a monkey

But I got the curves to prove

That I'm a bit chunky!