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Fukin Bullshit
Fukitol
so iun an effort to better myself and get back in shape i bought a mountain bike off a friend, a konsa stinky downhill bike. i start riding today just like this little 2.5 mile route i plotted and god damn . let me tell you people you wanna know how in shape you really are? hop on a mountain bike. good lord i made it the whole route. i had to stop 4 times, but i am proud to say i made it the whole way without walking. i hope this is a start to a good thing so i was in a relationship for a year with a girl thought was made for me. recently things changed and she broke it off because she wasnt into it anymore or something like that. i have never felt like this about anyone this shit is rough. its been since tuesday and i cant get my mind away from it. to top it off me and her have been friends since middle school and we were roomates beforehand and i have nowhere to go and neither does she so we are roomates again. talk about odd. o well life rolls on we still care about each other it j
Fukin Tired Of Peepz Addin Me And Then Deletein Me
Fukin People!!!!!!!!!!!
NO MATTER HOW PEOPLE ARE, YOU STILL HAVE THEM PEOPLE THAT WILL STALK YOU. WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO STOP IM'ING THEM, THEY TURN AROUND AND IM YOU. LOL FUKIN LOSER! WHEN YOU WIPE THEM CLEAN OFF YOUR MESSENGER LIST, THEY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO GET AHOLD OF YOU A DIFFERENT WAY. LOL FUKIN LOSER! SO WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT? YOU DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT ON FUBAR. ONCE AGAIN THEY MANAGE TO GET THEIR FRIENDS TO FIND YOU AND TRACK YOU DOWN LIKE A HOUND DOES FOR THEIR MASTER! FUKIN PEOPLE! LEARN TO LEAVE SOME PEOPLE ALONE! WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE CAUGHT SOMEONE IN A LIE, YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR DUMB ASS WAS DUMPPED ALONG TIME AGO! FUKIN LOSER! AND YOU SAY YOU DON'T STALK PEOPLE? LOL QUIT IM'ING ME YOU FUCKIN STALKER!!!!!!!!! MY NAME IS GREG PEOPLE AND I AM THINKING OF LEAVING FUBAR FOR GOOD. WHEN IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE A SITE FOR POINTS AND COMMENTS, IT BECAME A SITE FOR KIDS. READ PEOPLE LIKE A BOOK.SOME JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT STALKING. IF YOU DON'T WANT SOMEONE IM'ING YOU, JUST TELL
Fuking C*** Sucker
YOU CAN'T GET EVERYTHING IN LIFE YOU WANT ESPECIALLY OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY FUKING C*** SUCKER, LOL I MIGHT HAVE A P**** BUT I AM FAR FROM HANDLIN MINE LIKE ONE..... 8-P LMMFAOOOOO..... 8-P DON'T GET IT TWISTED, LOL A GRILL DON'T MAKE UP A SET F*** BOI.... FIND SUM P**** IN THE REAL WORLD ~BIIIIOOOOOTTTTTCCCCHHHHHH~
Fu*king Men
You know i just dont understand men.. How can you be like I love you will you marry me when you have a girlfriend.. My ex is like that.. we have been split up since Easter.. And one min he wants to have his family and the next he want to fu*ck what ever skank that comes alone.. Not to say that all men are like that .I know that there are some good men in this world my Grandpa proves that .. I just want a nice man that will love me and respect me and my kids.. I dont want a daddy for my kids they have that .. Just a male figure to share there life with.. what is so hard about that .. you would think i was asking for a million dollars, and 4 cars..
Fukitol
Fukitol 1000mg Lmao
Fukin Frustrated
So Im not much of a blog guy but im frustrated My wife is Pregnant, yes Im excited! But shes got like no sex drive! Im confused arent pregnant chicks supposed to be HORNY?!? Once a month, thats it, Ive tried begging, Ive tried Not begging, Ive even tried Not asking at all. and just about Everything in between. Im confused, all my friends who have kids said when their wives were pregnant they couldnt give them enough. I dunno Im just pissed and venting is what blogs are for right. any way shes due in april and in her 3rd trimaster and since we found out its been once a month. It sucks even though she doesnt?!? I could really use a blow job!!!
Fu-king
She needs 17,000 to get to FU-KING. Pease come help her level. All help will be appreciated. Thank you in advance :-) ♦Miss Trouble♦ LT for 2nd Alarm Hotties/Club F.A.R* Suave's Fu-Wifey♦@ fubar
Fu-king
Lindsay needs 70,000 to get to fu-king. Let's help her get there. All love will be returned. Thank you. ..™:Lindsay:™..@ fubar
Fuk It All
wow he swore hed never hurt me. yet right now i feel like my heart is being shredded into lil pieces. ya know it wouldnt have mattered much if it was him i heard it from...hell at least i would have heard from him. but no i hear from a friend that he went to his wifes house to see the baby...which fine hes spending time with his daughter thats great. but i still havent heard from him and well if hes there hes been there all day. and now his phone is shut off....he tells me not to worry that hes not going anywhere but what the hell am i supposed to think. right now all i can think is hes with her again...i dont want to beleive it i dont want it to be true but my mind and heart are telling me something just isnt right here. why the hell would he be with her all day and not get ahold of me at all. what is he hiding? every time i let a guy in i get hurt im so fucking sick of it. and then men wonder why im a bitch..... I found out on Friday that my neice was born last month. Not sure ex
Fu-king Forever?
LOL.. ok.. I really don't care to much if i level to godfather..since there will just be double the amount of points to go. But, I thought I would try what others do.. and do a blog or something on how I would like to be leveled. I only got.. 1,920,000 to go! Can you all help me out today..so by the time I get home from work.. I will be godfather? OK, I know,, I am just joking, but seriously..if you want to..you can. I will rate yourstuff to! Now, my morning joke is over.. just wanting to wish you all a happy Thursday.. I am off to work..and already exhausted.
The Fu-king Freak Of Fubar!
Oi...2 people tagged me. (THANKS KAT AND BRAD!!!) So I get to come up with a total of 30 facts, and 20 people to sucker into doing this....But I'm going to cheat. I'm only going to do this once...Only 15 facts, and 10 people...deal with it! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I love the smell of a musty basement! 2) I am known as Satan at work. 3) I am scared of open water. 4) I am excited to turn 30! 5) My favorite flower is the Tiger Lily. 6) I believe in the power of a good, solid kiss. 7) I think curly hair is sexy. 8) At least 2 people think I am their hero... 9) My favorite book is "Pompeii" 10) One of my top 10 favorite movies is a po
A Fukin Joke
B B Q RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and ask
Fu-king
I would so love to reach fu-king b4 my vip expires any help will be appreciated just let me know you helped and I will return love. Thanks love you guys
Fu-king_levelers Pledge
Fuking!
Fu*kin Shit
Fukin A Lol
just sitting here once agin.  ill be so glad when i startschool next week.  the time goes sooooo slow when you have nothingto do.  or you cant do and do what you please.  being legally blind gets on my nerves..  even thoughive never had the ability to drive...  i wish i did.  think if i could get behind the wheel if i wanted would change alot.  would save me breath n explaination lol but today stated off lagged lol.  couldnt wake up for nothin.  then  i dozed off like three times now a big whopping headache ugh..  this couch is horrible.  now im on fubar blah blah blahin...  ugh lol  till next time... TODAY I HAD A AWSOME DAY..  EVEN THOUGH IM TIRED AS HELL AND I GOT ALL THE HAIRI HAD LITRALY CHOPPED OFF LOL..  IT WAS DAMAGED.. SAD FACE..  BUT ILL LIVE..  GOT MY HAI DONE ON  ONE OF THE HOTTEST FUCKIN DAYS LOL NINTY...  OMG IM DRAINED.  I  DONT KNOW HOW I AM GOING TO MAINTAIN THIS  STYLE BUT.. UMMMM  IMMA LET THEM DO IT LOLOL..  SO YEA..  BUT N E WAYBLAH.. ZZZZZZZ ok. its fuckin hot lol
Fu-kitteh Creed
If you agree to the terms below Please Comment on the Blog Below STATING you have Read it and understand it.       Fu-Kitteh Tamers Code of Honor     We as Kitteh Tamers DO Promise to Protect and honor our Fu-Kittehs We Vow to be honest and loyal to our Fu-Kittehs. We as Tamers Promise to uphold the Kitteh Creed by only Having two kittehs at a time. We Promise to NEVER insight Jealousy between our Kittehs We will Always Put our Primary Kitteh First when in the lounge. And take care of the Secondary Kitteh as well Never forget That the Queen and King Over see us all. And First and Lastly always to The Kingdom we are loyal   If you Agree to the Terms as a Fu-Kitteh OR a FU-Kittek Tamer Please Comment to the Blog Below saying you have read it!            
Fukk Off!
Below is cut and pasted right from my profile page: Don't ASK to see the private pics. If you are one of the special few, you'll know it. I do not cam, I do not cyber, I do not do phone sex, so don't ask. I do not give out my messenger ID just because you ask. If I want to talk to you outside of FU then I will ask you for yours or I will give you mine. If I don't give it to you, that means I don't want you to have it. I do not give out my phone number online EVER! Got it? Just because I have some sexy poses does not mean that I want you to introduce yourself by telling me how bad you want me. Compliments are cool, telling me what you'd do to me in the bedroom, explicitly, is not. Just because you live in close proximity of me does not mean that you get an automatic hook-up. There are greater requirements than living in the same area to get into my pants. Trust me, if I want you, you'll know it. I'm not shy. My shoutbox is set to friends only, so if you can't get me
Fukk It
Fukk This Day
Have you ever had one of thoes days...Well I have I am not going to say much about what has gone on today other than I hurt my hand very bad....lets just say I hope this day is over with fast.....I am in the worst mood every not going to bash any body..I am going to let be it like this and that is all you need to know....I fukk hate this day with every thing I have on the inside of me.....Lets just say I am going to take a few days where I can breath and be in deep thought...Yes I am still going to school...I just need some time to myself right now....
Fu*k Mainstremers!!! Be Original!!! Too Many Fake People In This World!!!!!
Fuk Me Plz
I love your pussy, and want to work you over. I will make you my bitch. I want to tear off your clothes Throw you down on the bed, put your spread your arms and tie them to the bed posts and spread your legs I want to lick your sweet pussy, while putting my 2 thumbs in your cute ass hole Then I want to stick a vibrator in your asshole and turn it up to full blast And I want to stick my index finger in your mouth and make you suck it, then I will put it in your pussy and work it around until I hit your G-spot, I want to make you squirt all over me. I want to be soaked in your pussy juices. Then i will untie you, grab you by the hair and flip you over on your stomach and tie you down again, spread your legs. And spank your cute ass since I know you have been a bitch and need to be punished. But between each hit I will stop to kiss your ass. Then when I an done I will put my 2 thumbs in your asshole and spread it open and blow gently into you asshole Then I want to ta
Fukn Fustrated !!!!!
i havn't had sex with the wife since my godam Bday ! i'm tired of fukn waiting ! all i hear is, i feel this, i feel that, i'm tired, my head hurts, i don't feel well, and fukn so on........... Well i'm fukn sick of it !!!!!!! i'm to old to be " jerking off " It's fukn HUMP DAY and i wanna HUMP !!!! Who's game ? Let me know A.S.A.P.
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Fu-kn Real : Thoughts Of A Vyksin
The following description is from the official website: http://www.steakandbjday.com/You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.Which is why a new holiday has been created.March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjo
Fu Krew
Fuk This Suks
Fu*k The Fu*kin Government
420 Campaign - Top Ten Reasons Marijuana Should Be Legal Body: The readers of HIGH TIMES want marijuana legalized, nationwide, and now. The 420 Campaign is a plan to bring legalization before the US Congress and the public. We want to use April 20th as a focal point every year to concentrate pressure on Congress to legalize marijuana until we get the job done. Here are our top ten reasons marijuana should be legalized: 10. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana. The government has tried to use criminal penalties to prevent marijuana use for over 75 years and yet: marijuana is now used by over 25 million people annually, cannabis is currently the largest cash crop in the United States, and marijuana is grown all over the planet. Claims that marijuana prohibition is a successful policy are ludicrous and unsupported by the facts, and the idea that marijuana will soon be eliminated from America and the rest of the world is a ridiculous fantasy.
Fuktardism
TAKE A LOOK JUST BELOW MY DRAGON CURSOR.YOU WILL SEE NEW MAIL FROM THE "SHOP" AND GIFT, BUT THIS PRIOR TO THAT "BILL CHECKED ME OUT.JUST PRIOR TO THAT ACHILLIES WAS THERE. HMMMMMM.IS BILL ACHILLES I THINK SO LMAO. HAS TO SEND IT ANONYMOUSLY FROM A FAKE ACCT. HEHE LMAO GREAT ENTERTAINMENT. bill@ CherryTAP HOW MANY ACCTS DOES THE CANADIAN GAYFATHER HAVE FUKTARDISM, MASS DELETION AND OTHER BULLSHIT
Fuk Tha Bs
Fuk The Patriots
I am so glad the patriots lost.tom brady is a horseface that has an ass for a chin. bill bellichick is a no good cocksuking poor loser. fukin asshole didnt even stay til the end of the game. what a sore fukin loser!! for all u patriots fan AHAHAHAHAHAH FUK YOU!!! now maybe tom will stop bein a deadbeat dad n take care of his kid!! MY KID WOULD OF BEEN AT THE SUPERBOWL!!!! so when all u pats fans are done cryin let me know n ill make fun of u sum more!!!! like the saying goes ...... CHEATERS NEVER WIN!!!! 18-1 ONLY 18-1 TEAM TO NOT WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!
Fukuoka Prisoner Camp (japan)
FUKUOKA PRISONER CAMP (JAPAN) As the head of the U.S. Army Medical Department in the Philippines at the outbreak of the War with Japan, I feel it is my duty and responsibility to make a report to higher authority on the activities of the Medical Department during the period of my responsibility. This is necessarily a narrative report, largely from memory, assisted by medical officers who held key positions in the Medical organization during the brief initial campaign in the Philippines. Several other officers who held important positions and who would have been selected to assist in this report died either during the War or during captivity and their records were captured or destroyed. Some records were recovered on the recapture of the Philippines, and I feel confident that a prolonged study and evaluation of the data from these sources should and will eventually be made. I believe a record of achievement was made by our group to which we can all look back with pride and co
Fuk You!!!!
OK THIS IS GOING TO BE AS REAL AS I CAN GET...I AM SO FUKEN SICK OFF PPL STARTING SHIT JUST CUZ THAY ARE JELOUS...I AM SAYING THIS CUZ SOME FUKEN JELOUS BITCH IS TRYING TO RUIN THE GREATEST THING I HAV...I DONT GIVE A FUK WHO I HURT WITH THIS BUT ERICA IS MY EVERYTHING AND NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THAT...I DONT GIVE A GOOD GOD DAMN WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE...BUT ERICA IS MY ANGEL...SO LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT OR YOU CAN JUST STEP THE FUK OFF...I WILL BE A FRIEND AND I HAV NO PROBLEM WITH THAT...I AM FINALY HAPPI AND I FOUND SOMEONE THAT TREATS ME BETTER THEN ANY ONE EVER HAS...AND NO ONE IS GOING TO CHANGE THAT...AND I MUST SAY THIS NOW SO PPL DONT GET PISSED OFF AT ME(MY REAL FRIENDS ON FUBAR)...IF SHIT DONT FUKEN STOP I AM GOING TO DELEAT MY FUBAR AND MY MYSPACE CUZ HONESTLY I AM SICK OF PPL TRYING TO RUIN MY PERFICT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ANGEL THAT HAS EVER STEPED INTO MY LIFE(I LOVE YOU ERICA)
Fu-land
Ok so here is the deal: I need fubucks for spotlight, you need a boomerang and its up for auction. Bids are open until Sunday, April 10. Check my default to bid.P.S.:pls plsss plsssss bid LOL FOR SALE!!! I will be hosting an auction starting on Sept.26-2pm fubar time and ending on Oct.4-2pm fubar time. If you wanna enter send me a message with your picture, what you have to offer and 20k fubux. You can choose to end you auction earlier if you got a bid you would like to accept. Most rates will receive a Silver Heart bling from me. If you have any questions message me. Remember i'm just the HOST.i'm not responsible who and what bids and if they pay or not. Come get your own sexy fu-slave! Pimp out brought to you by: ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar
Fu Land
help my dawg out in this contest he only needs 4000 comments left he has been working hard on this day in and day out
Fu-land
Ring Of Fire: FU Owner of Soul Searcher@ fubar
Fuland Sock Hop
Let's Go To The Hop A Sock Hop In Fu-Land Break out your penny loafers and poodle skirts... It's time to dance!!! Rate, Fan, Add each person at the Sock Hop. When adding a new friend, place "Joining/dancing at th
Fuland Bs
When you sign into this site some days you feel like you are walking into a really bad bar. Not even a really low class strip joint because of the fact, at least there there's already naked women to somewhat distract the men. At least until they step off "stage" that is. Fubar is set up on a level to where everyone knows what to expect. Most men bitch that because they don't have tits it takes them longer to level, or they bitch because they can't find anyone and they are lonely. I may be here to level but I'm also here to make friends. As I damn well have. Some of the best people I've met in life I've come across right here...to name a few but of course I can't get y'all. Mags, Sim, Jay, Ninja, Java, Kari, Storm, Dory, Princess, Nova, The rest of the NL crew because well frankly you ALL rock my world, Chi, RP, Irish, Jeremy, DH (who, regardless of what you are calling yourself, you will alwayz be DH to me), Jedson, Pamp. Too many to name em all. But you catch my drift. You are all th
Fuland Stories Number 1
so it all started in heaven above land of fu i was searching for a new way to express my self so i flew so low and scouted a nation called 1 nation i landed  being a german prince i seen the people of 1 nation clubing so i entered the lounge they were cool my friends were all i natlanta center of heavens main gates i was club i was kid. i spoke flows i spoke charm yet the queen of 1n was so understanding of my noob education she hid me in the 1n basement i meet meneka who had a teepee i tip toed with her yet she always closed the flap lol i hid in my room stating 1n is the best place to hang then i made new friends and learned howls to fu i spoke to many in ryme they often would wonder dose he  or dose he not like females atleast they wondered they had too its just i dont talk shit nor do i get upset but to say the least they never knew i was a rl german prince of fu and germany and american royalty i am shcic from the cult being german i am ready to defend father germanys homeland and
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Fu-life
To all my friends and family. I have found that Fubar in their infinite wisdom has decided I have violated the TOS and I have been banned from commenting for a week. I apologize, but it looks like I'll be unable to send comments to everyone for a while, so I wil just leave one for you all here until I get removed from the banned list. My friend, Little Italian Nymph is having some serious internet problems, but hopes to be back soon. She wanted me to post this to let everyone know she hasn't forgotten you. Little Italian Nymph ™~Spankers Club~Part time Staff @ The KRYPT Lounge~@ fubar Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was born in New Orleans,LA 2.I wa
Fu - License
Fu-life
You may recognize me, and there's a reason for that! I did have a previous account that I had to abandon due to the drama that was surrounding it by an ex-friend. It was just much easier for me to have Fubar Support delete that account and to start fresh. (The only bummer was that I was level 26! But that's really not that big of a deal because I am here more for friends then for online points! :) )This brings me to where I need my fellow fu's assistance! Can you repost my bulletin so that the friends that I had on my lists can see how to reach me at my new profile? Thanks sooo much everyone!   Here's the link to my bully: http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2887216471No matter if we had met before or not, feel free to send me a Fan/Add/Request and I'll return the favor!! Thanks a million everyone!! I would love to help one of my favorite Indie bands make it to this huge opportunity for them! So, I am supporting them the best I can, voting for them the maximum 20 times a day.. can you h
Fu Life/ Real Life
So here is an Interesting thought that came across my mind in the middle of the night last night. For some people fubar is Real life! You eat here, you sleep here, you hang out here, and you work here! Now thats all fine and good but there is a point in time where you ahve to ask yourself..WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING! In my time here on fubar i have met some really cool people. In that time i have also met some really fucked up and horrible people. I've been stalked, harrassed, yelled at, insulted, and last but not least i broke my every rule and I fell in love on here. A love that I couldnt see happeneing in Real life some days and other days I craved and would have dropped almost everything for. A love that was so strong but because it was through the phone and computer it so easily got lost in the hamper due to a shitty phone company and a horrible internet connection. Now as life stands I am no longer able to speak to him due to certain people who think they have the right to put
Fu Life And Real Life
Fu-life
There is no such thing as a monogamous, long lasting, loving marriages or even regular dating relationships, at least from what I've been witnessing. Just for a small example, almost every boyfriend that I have had has possessed wandering eyes and/or other wandering body parts.. I can't begin to count the times that I've heard versions of, "Well, if I can't get it when I want it.. I'll go elsewhere." No, this isn't a lamenting entry about personal dating misfortunes. What really got this topic milling around in my head was something that I was told yesterday by a family friend, "Alice". Her and her husband have been married for decades. Apparently he's found yet another young 'admirer', THIRTY-FIVE YEARS his junior! When Alice found out about the younger woman, he told her that she's upset over nothing because nothing physical has or will happen, they're just friends. However, anyone can acknowledge the fact that there are more than one type of cheating... and, this isn't the first ti
Fu Life
Well it seems someone has to show people the difference between real life and fu life because it seems people  have forgotten.  Here on fu we lie, we cheat, we steal, we beg, and nothing else seems to matter cause its just a website anyways. In real life we work, we pay bills, we live our lives to what we can and do the best at it. Now it's when you bring em both together seem to get things twisted and butthurt over. If you have a relationship in real life then it shouldnt matter what people think on here, if someone writes about you on here does it really matter in real life? Not really cause its the net and people don't give a damn. Seriously people get a damn life and know the difference this place is for fun for us to get away from real life. If you got drama leave it before you come on here or thats all you will get. Now go back to your fu lives and have fun :p 
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Full Time Job..
i was wondering if all you beautiful ladies actually read all the comments we leave on your picts... i know you get bombarded with comments (and ratings)from the second you post a pict.... be honest now... i have to admit that keeping up with all my friends photo updates is geting to be a full time job, don't get me wrong i love all the new stuff everyone is putting out, but just wanted eveyone to realize that if i miss rating your new picts, it's not for lack of trying...i love you all.... have a great today!! has anyone ever gotten an error message saying that they have reached their "daily photo rating limit for their user level"?? i think this is just wrong... i love helpin people level up, and check out everyones new picts... now all of a sudden i can't continue to rate my friends (or anyones) photos...this just sucks...
Fully Dysfunctional
of being alone.. of being upset... of being ignored... of being used... of being overwhelmed... of being exhausted... of being un-appreciated.. of being un-loved... of being un-touched.. of being un-involved... of being un-knowing.. of being tired... ...of everything... So I was told by my wonderful new friend,Jason Griffith, That I should tell everyone my embarassing story about my,oh so tiny, tattoo that I got back in April or so...I know I know it was a long time ago.. but I'm sure you'll still laugh! So here goes... As most of you that know me... should KNOW I have a huge fear of needles.. deathly afraid of them! (I'm sure you're already laughing!)Well,my best friend Gwynn was tellin me one day that we should go do somethin cuz of course we were bored. We were at work and it was about 10 am. Neither one of us got off work until 4 but we were still tryin to figure out what it is we should do. Well my friend Gwynn pops off with "Lets go get a tattoo!" Acting a
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Full Moon Diaries.....
Jade was not at all what people thought. There were layers, myriads of layers that had yet to be uncovered. She had moods, numerous moods as changeable and fluid as quicksilver. Her kittenish smile could turn into a snarl in the blink of an eye. Friends and acquaintances joked about werewolves, and vampires, but she knew; knew there was just something about a full moon. Something that got the blood pumping and the senses heightened. She swore that sometimes, she could smell her Darius a mile away. She enjoyed men, enjoyed their differences. The broadness of their shoulders, the roughness of their stubble. There was always something that drew her. Sometimes it was their mind, sometimes a smile or just the way they moved. This time, it was his eyes. A whiskey colored gaze that seemed to see too much. Added to a flexible mind and nimble hands, it was a combination she was weak to resist. As she'd never been one for self-control, Jade had plotted and made a plan to get what she wa
Fully Manhood
Full Time Job $500 To $2,000
We are looking for attractive models (amateur or professional) that are interested in being filmed. The type of shoots range from R to XXX and are determined by what the model is comfortable with. Travel and lodging are also taken care of. If you are interested in this opportunity please either email us3 pictures of yourself. All models MUST be over 18. Try and take one picture of your face and two of your body (from the front and behind). Please include your name, contact info and birthdate with the pictures. email: Chicagomodeling@hotmail.com People From the United States and SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!
Full Time/part Time
this is a compiled list of members who are either full time or parttime if this is not correct please c-mail me the correct standings. full time- ************** snukkums redkandy diamond gems yugioh redangel dragonlover nikkilfc ***************** PEOPLE WHO ARE ILL ***************** cherrybomb christian1369 newbabenwoods ************** parttime ************ goddess ellen okwaho odinsmomma headhunter662 txblondie bigdog luis robbie megan magnumforce54 badassnick djpogobob broken_hearted420 txsunrise this is the roster ,like i said if there needs to be corrections let me know. THE FOLLOWING NEED TO C-MAIL ME AND LET ME KNOW WHATS GOING ON SO I CAN UPDATE THE MEMBER LISTS AND SEE WHO IS STILL WITH US EITHER FULL TIME OR PARTTIME: OR WHO IS NOT PARTICIPATING AT ALL! BADASSNICK ODINSMOMMA,HEADHUNTER662,GODDESS ELLEN,NIKKILFC,DJPOGOBOB,BROKEN_HEARTED420 ,ROBBIE,TXBLONDIE, TXSUNRISE ,BIGDOG,OKWAHOO,
Full Force
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Full Moon
Have you taken the time to step outside tonight? Have you taken the time to look up in the sky? Have you taken the time to look upon the beautiful full moon? If you haven't, you ought to. We often take our natural world for granted. That is why it is in danger. It's a simple thing To just take a little time to look in awe around us. Our full moon tonight is absolutely gorgeous! Our full moon tonight is incredibly big! It glows enough to light up the night. Light up the night to a point you could read a book by the moonlight! How often does it get that bright? Not very. It has a yellowish glow around it. In the photographs I took of it it looks covered in a haze of green. It's a harvest moon. Have you taken the time to step outside tonight? Have you taken the time to look up in the sky? Have you taken the time to look upon the beautiful full moon? If you haven't, you ought to. Have you taken the time to step outside tonight?
Full Throttle Radio
come here to see DJ LUMINA A.K.A. SHYMOONGIRL come join her tunes live at INTOXICATION CUM HERE ONE OF THE SEXEST VOICES ON THE AIR !!! DJ LUMINA A.K.A SHYMOONGIRL come visit her profile click this picture below and rate her long and hard she loves it... BECAREFULL SHE MIGHT HURT YOU!! click this one to rate her long and hard she loves it... OR YOU MIGHT JUST LIKE IT click this picture and rate her long and hard she loves it... JUST CLICK on this one to go to the home of FULL THROTTLE RADIO the SCOOTER BAR!!! CLICK THIS BELOW AND RATE HER RATE HER LONG AND HARD!!! ONLY ON FULL THROTTLE RADIO!!! ARE YOU A DJ LOOKING TO BE APART OF THE LARGEST STATION ON FUBAR LOOK IN HERE Are you a DJ
The Fullness Of Pure Thought
I have come for you, to reach the fullness of each pure thought converging - you are the envelope wrapping me, and, until tomorrow, I will not deserve you. Tomorrow, when I have shed this skin, removed my self from myself, become what I have made - oh, have I cried enough to smile at the tears? Only one truth remains through time and trial and it is so true it is stolen from and by philosophers, unattributable: truth is beauty, beauty is truth. Oh, be true for me, wash me in the colors of my dream of us until I am once again a poet. © All rights reserved
Fullness
Close in, where no light penetrates - in the space between a woman and a man - the moist air carries electricity, pulses with the energy of pure feeling. Do not put words to this when it arrives (and lose the fullness of the moment). Take the woman (or the man) inside and know the rhythm of two becoming one - the perfect consonance of intermingling. No words wrap around the poetry, the song. A certain crispness arises - all things old become new again. The time passing between dusk and dawn transforms into a whisper and a sigh when lovers first conspire. © All rights reserved
Full Throttle Radio
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Full Fight Record
Full Fight Record Kelly Pavlik 31-0 (28 KOs) Ranked WBC #1, The Ring #3, WBA #3, WBO #4, IBF #8 at 160 pounds… WBC mandatory challenger, 160 pounds... NABF middleweight champion, two successful defenses… 1999 U.S. National Under-19 amateur champion, 147 pounds… 1998 National Jr. Golden Gloves amateur champion, 147 pounds… 1998 National Jr. PAL amateur champion, 147 pounds… At the age of 25, Kelly is a seven-year pro. The top contender at 160 pounds, he has stayed active in the ring, made steady progress, and is just starting to come into his prime. He scored the biggest win of his career in his last fight on May 19, a decisive seventh-round TKO against Edison Miranda. The fight was a WBC world title eliminator to determine the mandatory challenger at middleweight – Kelly was ranked WBC No. 1 going in, Miranda No. 2 - and was co-featured on the same card with WBC-WBO and The Ring’s world champion Jermain Taylor’s title defense against Cory Spinks. Kelly gave a sensa
Full Moon Beauty
High above the World In the clear star lite sky I silently watch as I sore high Those that look up to the Heavens Upon this night each month I am welcomed unto you For I give you my All My ever full light of my shine On this Beautiful Night I smile down upon the world As I am praised for my glow and beauty As I shine my fullest for all to see I bathe in this praise For this is the only night Of each new month I do As I smile and glow upon the world Bathe in my Beauty As I lay high above you In the clear star lite sky For I am the Full Moon.
Full Of Shit Woman In Fubar
Full Circle
i have reached a point in my life that i hoped would never happen,, but at the same time i knew it would,, no matter how i said it she would not believe me.. the subject is'nt important,, she knows who she is,,lol.. it feels like closure in a wierd kinda way,,that i knew it would happen,and now it is clear as day,, it shows me that i have a good judge of charecter and a good feeling for people and how they act,, i will live on,, and i will prosper,, peace and love ,,,
Full Heart, Empty Arms
Thoughts of you illuminate my spirit; Never a flicker of flame, but with Arching bolts which strike with a force That disturbs my equilibrium. My mind races as waves of passion flush over My pale skin, causing me to gaze upon visions Of impossible romantic possibilities. Pathetic is this woman who anticipates the True rhythm of love, with a man she will never hold. My imagined discourse of thoughts leave me suffering, As my lips quiver with the words I shall never speak to his: "I have loved you more than anybody in this world."
Fully Blessed By Trully Blessed
Anthony, you are the answer to my prayers and I thank god I found you, our love is so pure and true that nothing can ever come between what you and I are feeling. You have made me the happiest woman on earth in such a short time I have never imagined that love could feel so good and so right. You babe are my everything and I vow to cherish and love you from this day forward when you asked to make it official and exclusive.. xo yari i found what i been looking for all my life my tim e is now his im devoted to making him happy and our love everlasting nice knowing you all, you will always hold a place in my heart. I am giving my all cause im getting it all. to those that wish we well ty and those who dont oh well. xo ps this is not a fu-relationship its real life and im really happy!!!
The Full Blast
Ahem…I like to make a FU-TOAST…1st off, I want to give a BIG HUG in gratitude to WarriorCwen for this 3-day **BLAST** She is living proof that first-rate people reside here in FUBAR LAND…if it wasn’t for this site we wouldn’t be best buds today, so thank you FUBAR for providing a service where minds meet, thoughts are explored as well as shared and souls are united abroad! Much Love to ALL my FAMILY FUBAR friends that I hold dear at heart, you know who **YOU** are…I also want to take a brief moment and state that I want to **LEVEL UP** to a **ROCKSTAR**, so give up some LOVE my fellow FUBARIANS…(its good for the soul). The proof is evident that when we come together on here…we can make almost anything happen, so cheers to ***LOVE***PEACE***FRIENDSHIP***LIFE*** & ***FUBAR*** Respectfully Yours - MR MAXIMO
Full-time Student And Single Mom
Can I be a full-time college student and single mom? This the quest I have been on this last two years. I started off at a small jr. college, and now I'm enrolled in a university this year. The thing that really scared me is. how i'm able to go to school, work and still have time to spend with my son. His father doesn't play a big role in his, knowing he only lives 30 miles down the roads from me. I'm lucky he see him once a month. How can complish this mission that I have made for myself
Full Circle
Full Circle September, 27 2008 at Scooters Pub & Billiards 14910 Stokes Ferry Road, Richfield, North Carolina 28137 Cost : $5. 00 Wagon Train will be happening this weekend. Anyone is invited to attend the wagon train for $5.00. Also, anyone is invited to camp out behind the club for $5.00. If you would like to attend the wagon train, camp out, and party with the band, the cost will be $12.00 for all three. What a deal! This will be Scooter’s last night. Scooter’s will be moving to Asheboro, NC. A large crowd is expected at this party. Contact Scooter’s Pub & Billiards at 704-798-9296 for more information. Also check out www. scooterspub. com.
Full Moon Sept 15
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Full Blooded Chihuahua's For Sale
Full Of Surprises :)
>   > >   .x.FullOfSurprises.x. For You Very Own! *********************** Come Bid on me in an Auction!!! Like what I am offering?? Then Bid On Me! Click Here To Bid Auction is being Hosted By ☠ Andrea ☠@ fubar You should check her out too while your there! *********************** This isnt to everyone but since apparently some people cant keep their noses outta my life on the computer and offline as well I feel this needs to be said.... 1. I will date who ever i fu*king want got me? 2. Just because there is a pic of a male friend in my albums, that doesn't mean he is all over my FUBAR profile and you need to run and tell the first person you see. The album is called Family/Friends for a reason... 3. Apparently you like me being the center of your world seeing as you talk about me enough... 4. Do i need to look up a phone number for you to seek some help with those issues? Oh wait its subscriptions, i forgot you li
Full Moon
hello sweetie I wanted to wish you many blessings this full moon.. and i thought to send you this protection spell for you to keep or pass on. I found it online , i'm not sure who wrote it. be safe , Goddess Bless...... Forevrgoddess CHANT OF PROTECTION Goddess, Give me protection from the outside world, Let whatever people say about me not hurt, Let whatever I fear not bother me, Let all the mixed up feelings inside be released without harm, Goddess, you see my pain, I am thy child, I am thy soul, I need a dream to cast away this pain, Something to soothe my soul, Give me protection from the outside world. Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook
Full_sex
Full Of Being Confused
  why is it  that u fall in love with someone an then just have to stop seeing them.. then u meet someone else an think u love them then a a while down the line u know that its not right an u shouldnt be with the one ur with but u still have filling for another person or even more.. is it wrong?
Full Of Themself
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Full Circle...well, If It Wasn't "full" It Wouldn't Really Be A Circle Now, Would It?
I was born in August 1979. The movie "Arthur" staring Dudley Moore & Liza Minnelli was released in July of 1981. There, looking back, was no logical reason for me to have been enamoured with this film, but I was. I'm not sure when exactly it first made an appearance on my radar...it just always seemed to be there. As strange as it sounds today, to me, when a child of 6 or 7 says "I've wanted to see that movie my whole life", that's what I was saying at that age. I remember it well. I genuinely felt as though I'd always wanted to see this movie. I'm not a typical adult and I was far from a typical child, but still...At seven years old (yes. I'm quite sure that was my age) I convinced my mother to let me see the movie. My grandparents, for some reason, had the VHS. I discovered this and began a relentless campaign to convince the powers that be, that i was well of age and maturity to see this magical movie. (i was seven. Yes. I thought it was magical, dag nab it!) To this day, I'm sure i
Full Bodies Reds
Fu-lovin'
How many of you have noticed these "haters" that abound in Fu-land? They seem to be everywhere. And they are not happy. The only time they experience any joy on this particular website is when they feel as though they are making you miserable. So, I pose this question to you, my actual friends. Should I continue to attempt to make new Fu-friends? Considering how many people on Fubar enjoy bickering and causing despair. It seems as though my time on Fubar is nearing an end. I'm chaotic, to say the least, and the constant dismissal from said people is making me very distraught. Do we not have enough problems? Or is this drama a necessary thing for human survival? Either way, the criteria for my friends list has skyrocketed. Hopefully this doesn't affect those of you who have proven themselves. Adieu, J.
The Fu-love Bomb Squad
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Fu Love App.
Name: Age: Height: Eye: Hair: Idea of perfect date: How far you go for love: Will you talk to me everyday: Fun part- Give me 20 reasons you will stand out from the other applicants! GOOD LUCK!! Copy this Fill it out send it to my inbox!
Fulovin
Meet Mark... hes my dork :P I mean my hubby lol He is 99k away from levelin.. and he dont care, but I do :D Wanna rate some of his stuff?? TardPatrol@ fubar xoxoxo You should check out and own you one of these purty girls :D They rock my fu.. they should yours too! Haley only has 200k til GodMother she's a great friend of mine and could really use your help leveling. She's adding new photos for everyone to rate and she has plenty of stash also and I'm sure she wont complain if yah wanna bling her also. Heres her link go show her some Fu-Love. AIRBAGS!! My account was hacked give me time to get it all set again@ fubar
Fu Love
well i just wonder if this is the place to finally find my true lover??? i guess not then?????
Fu Love
Fu-love Bomb Squad
THE AUCTION IS OPEN FOR BIDS!!! COME AND BID ON THESE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD HOTTIES! CLICK ON THIER PICS TO PLACE YOUR BID BLUE EYEZ YOUR ULTIMATE DESIRE CTGIRL CHUCK RESCUE DIVA WHISPERER BULLDAWG
Fu Love
Thank You … Thank You … Thank You To EVERYONE that helped me along the way and over the last hurdle of 300k to Godfather I wanna say THANKS form the bottom of my heart !!!! People that I hardly knew came from all over just to lend a helping hand !!! Thunder & Lightning Levelers Strike Shadow Levelers Rawk ~Lynne~... Team Captain of Thunder & Lightning Levelers~ CottonCandy Cobralady~Co-Owner of JD'S Hideout~ '♥Missa♥JawwwwGaGurl♥KuntrylXlGurl♥' Wild Horse ~Lounge Expert~ ~Fubar's 12th Prophet~ ♥Boo
Fu-love Auction!!
THE AUCTION IS OPEN FOR BIDS!!! COME AND BID ON THESE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD HOTTIES! CLICK ON THIER PICS TO PLACE YOUR BID BLUE EYEZ YOUR ULTIMATE DESIRE CTGIRL CHUCK RESCUE DIVA WHISPERER BULLDAWG
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Fu-love Naughty Application
naughty application created @ 2007-06-10 18:19:11   NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best and hottest one will get a reply......1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?20. How many times would you like to cum?21. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? This post has been marked NSFW (Not Safe For Work) [?]Comment on this post..
Fu Losers
http://www.hi5.com/tagged/carina51  check out this fucking cunt...she has ripped my pics and using them for fake profile... Okay...so I got the fake profile on hi5.com shutdown, sick fucking asshole or bitch whatever u are...I have a few suspects as the pic-stealing culprit...that's the problem here now, I'm uncertain which one of my "friends" out here took it upon him or herself to do this....   A little coincidental however is the fact that "Shydane", who resides in Copenhagen, Denmark (the city where my fake profile originated from )...is friends in common with a few other ladies whose pics were also "borrowed"...hmmmmm curious indeed...   it's my thought that anyone who creates a profile on any social networking site should create a salute upon creating it...and not be allowed to create a profile unless they can prove who they are.... I mean...how quick the bouncers are to jump and throw their weight around when it comes to harmless cleavage avatars...flagged and pulled down th
The Fulog
Once Upon a Fu Time ....  someone from the Fubar community wanted a young, Italian guy to join the "first online bar and happy hour" on a different interactive social platform. As soon as the link was exchanged, numbers were destroyed and all that was left was Fubar.com. No credit was given to the referrer who could have earned lots of kudos for referring a big heart into the cold dark corners of the Internet. New friend requests were sent, drink requests were flying over this new member's head, and advice on what he was getting himself into exchanged between all colors. "Stay away from reds," one member annouced. "It's not as easy as you think. You'll stop leveling soon," another explained. Members were up his ass about doing achievements to prevent any sudden leveling roadblocks. This didn't stop him from moving forward. People caught on that this new member was different. He was visiting all the top chicks and dudes reguarly to get noticed. He was dedicated in playing the game, a
Fu-luv Bomb Squad Join Us
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Fu-luv Bomb Squad Officers!!!
THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD! COME JOIN A NEW BOMBING FAMILY! CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR MEMBERS TO JOIN A NEW SQUAD THAT GIVES NOTHING BUT FU LUV! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! THE OWNER!! Ctgirl *OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD* OWNED BY TUFFGUY-FuWife to Scout-Addictive Lover-Owner of Bigman@ fubar General TUFFGUY--- GENERAL OF THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD (PROUD OWNER OF CTGIRL & TENNISGIRL)@ fubar Colonel Chuck~~The FU-Love Bomb Squad~~ Colonel@ fubar Major stihlman ~ Major in the Fu-Luv Bomb Squad ~ fu-owned by Georgia Peach@ fubar Captain &
Fu Luv Bomb Sqaud!
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Become member ouf our Lounge (Blue Orion) 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the
Fu-luv Bombers - Come Join Us!
I have entered a contest and would appreciate any and all help I can get :) The prize could help us both. Please fan/add/rate the host of the contest (who is none other than the wonderful Stephanie Lynn). THANKS...Luv you guys! Here is the link: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=880256&i=1247443096&idx=0 THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD! COME JOIN A NEW BOMBING FAMILY! CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR MEMBERS TO JOIN A NEW SQUAD THAT GIVES NOTHING BUT FU LUV! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 5. Any member not activel
Fu-luv Bomb Squad All Members!!!!
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad. 3. Must add owner and main page to family. 4. Become member ouf our Lounge. 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9.Must be a member of the Squad for 2 weeks before
Fu-luv Bombers
I know this was hours ago - but THANK YOU Ctgirl, and everyone else for making my day special! *hugs and kisses to the girls, high fives to the guys* CONGRATS!!!!! 1 Year of Being on Air!!! We all love you and are all proud of you!!! Much love your Blue Orion and Fu Luv Bomb Squad Family!!! DJ JMos22 – Blue Orion Enforcer – Fu- Luv Bomb Squad PIMPOUT BY CTGirl Owner-Fu-Luv Bomb Squad- Owned By Tuffguy-Fu-Wife to Scout4u
Fu--luv News
Hello WOnderful family: We are in the process of becoming partners with the Blue Orion Longe. This lounge will be still called the blue orion, but will be the Fu-LUv Bomb squads lounge. They will promote us and advertise for us to get new members. Intern we will continue to do what we do for our members and anyone of theirs that join. This will also be a great place for us to gather and have fun. Many of our memebers are already part of the Blue Orion now. I think this will be a great thing for all of us. I will have more details as talks continue. Let me know what u all think!! Love u all Liz
Fu Luv Page
FOR CURRENT AND WANNA-BE MEMBERS: CHECK OUT FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD'S MAIN PAGE. DON'T FORGET TO RATE/FAN/ADD IT. AND DON'T FORGET TO SHOW THE LOVELY OWNER SOME LOVE!! This bulletin has been brought to you by.... Tennisgirl1987 -- Shadow Leveler & Promoter for Fu-Luv Bomb Squad -- Owned by Bud@ fubar (repost of original by 'Tennisgirl1987 -- Shadow Leveler & Promoter for Fu-Luv Bomb Squad -- Owned by Bud' on '2008-03-10 20:33:54'
Fu-luv Video
CHECK OUT THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD!!!! MEET THE SEXY OFFICERS!!!! Contact the Owner for Info On Joining!!! CTGirl Owner-Fu-Luv Bomb Squad Fu-Wife to Scout4u-
Fuluv Bomb Squad
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Become member ouf our Lounge (Blue Orion) 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the
Fu Luv Bomb Squad
Fu-luv Updated Members
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Become member ouf our Lounge (Blue Orion) 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the
Fu-luv Bomb Squad
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad. 3. Must add owner and main page to family. 4. Become member ouf our Lounge (Purrfect Sin). 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9.Must be a member of the Squad for
Fu Luv
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Become member ouf our Lounge (Blue Orion) 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the
Fu Luv Bully!!! Sexy!!!
FU LUV BOMB SQUAD!!!! U KNOW U WANT SOME!!! Please stop by and check out our bulletin on joining the sexiest family on fubar!!! Just click on the links below!!! Fu Luv Bomb Squad Purrfect Sin Lounge PIMPOUT BY Ctgirl *OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD* Chief of GD@Purrfect Sin-OWNED BY TUFFGUY-FuWife to Scout -ICY&@ fubar
Fu Luv Officers And Staff
RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad. 3. Must add owner to family. 4. Become member of our Lounge. 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9.Must be a member of the Squad for 2 weeks before u recieve any bombing assistance!!! 10. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the limit on the amount of contests you can enter may too, but since we are new will keep it this way. *It can't be stressed enough that these rules are subject to change and all membe
Fu Luv Honorary Members
Honorary Members Show these sexy members some love!! Stop by their page fan, add and rate them... They will love u back!!! ANd so will I!!! Nonamefish-BFF-CTGirl-Fu-Luv Bomb Squad H. Member@ fubar AbnRoadHawg~Honorary member of Fu Luv Bomb Squad~@ fubar ~PinkMama*Fu Fiancee & R/L GF To/Owner of DJ T-Bone*Manager @ The Playground~H.M. of F.L~@ fubar Fitfreak@ fubar DJ Army Medic ~Fu-Engaged to Addictive~♦Owner of Chris' Playground 2♦Officer in JAGE@ fubar Mickstatts- * Freelance Bomber** WISEUKF* Promoter Purrfect Sin** Club F.A.R.*@ fubar
Fuluv Bomb Squad
ATTENTION ALL OFFICERS,MEMBERS, AND SISTER LOUNGE OWNERS OF THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD! OUR HOME PAGE HAS BEEN REDONE! SO PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO GO AND RE RATE IT AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE FAMILY'S HOME PAGE!ALSO CT GIRL AND I ARE ASKING FOR ALL OF YOU TO MAKE A SALUTE FOR OUR HOME PAGE TO SHOW NEW COMERS THAT WE ARE ALL PROUD TO BE MEMBERS OF THE HOTTEST FAMILY ON THE FU. WE HAVE ALSO UPDATED THE PIMPOUT ON THAT PAGE AND IT WILL BE UPDATED EVERY WEEK. SO PLEASE GO AND SHOW LOVE AND PLEASE MAKE SALUTES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND WHEN YOU GET IT DONE PLEASE SEND IT TO ME AT: dirrtygirl209@fubar.comTHANK YOU ALL AGAIN FOR BEING PART OF THIS FAMILY. YOU ARE ALL LOVED AND LIZ AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL OF YOUR AWESOME SALUTES!!!Ctgirl™ OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD-OWNED BY Just a Guy in Jersey and Marine Co-Owner Playground@ fubar&DiRRty ԍirL®™ **ChIeF oF gRaPhIcS 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD**@ fubarFu-Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar
Fu Luv Bomb Squad
Welcome to my first blog. Please visit my friends at Sunset Cafe Lounge. Bring your friends with you and join the great party. Sunset Cafe Lounge Now Sunset Cafe Lounge has joined forces with Fu Luv Bomb Squad, join up with them also. Fu Luv Bomb Squad Louisiana alligators are known to roam in springtime when they search for mates, but a Golden Meadow woman was mystified to find one parked on her doorstep. Belinda Donaldson got a call Thursday morning from a neighbor who warned her to stay inside because an 11-foot alligator was lounging on her front stoop. She looked out the window and there it was, just outside her door...."
Fu Luv Auction
THE AUCTION IS OPEN FOR BIDS!!! COME AND BID ON THESE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD HOTTIES! CLICK ON THIER PICS TO PLACE YOUR BID BLUE EYEZ YOUR ULTIMATE DESIRE CTGIRL CHUCK RESCUE DIVA WHISPERER BULLDAWG
Fuluv Bomb Squad!
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad. 3. Must add owner and main page to family. 4. Become member ouf our Lounge. 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9.Must be a member of the Squad for 2 weeks before
Fu-luv Salutes
ATTENTION ALL OFFICERS,MEMBERS, AND SISTER LOUNGE OWNERS OF THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD! OUR HOME PAGE HAS BEEN REDONE! SO PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO GO AND RE RATE IT AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE FAMILY'S HOME PAGE!ALSO CT GIRL AND I ARE ASKING FOR ALL OF YOU TO MAKE A SALUTE FOR OUR HOME PAGE TO SHOW NEW COMERS THAT WE ARE ALL PROUD TO BE MEMBERS OF THE HOTTEST FAMILY ON THE FU. WE HAVE ALSO UPDATED THE PIMPOUT ON THAT PAGE AND IT WILL BE UPDATED EVERY WEEK. SO PLEASE GO AND SHOW LOVE AND PLEASE MAKE SALUTES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND WHEN YOU GET IT DONE PLEASE SEND IT TO ME AT: dirrtygirl209@fubar.comTHANK YOU ALL AGAIN FOR BEING PART OF THIS FAMILY. YOU ARE ALL LOVED AND LIZ AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL OF YOUR AWESOME SALUTES!!!Ctgirl™ OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD-OWNED BY Just a Guy in Jersey and Marine Co-Owner Playground@ fubar&DiRRty ԍirL®™ **ChIeF oF gRaPhIcS 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD**@ fubarFu-Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar
Fuluvbombsquad
I just wanted to thank those of the Squad,who added me and rated me and accepted my friendship. I will do my best to stay in touch with you all. If i am slacking I am sure someone of you will remind me to stay in contact. When at some point I am at appropiate level, I will add you to my family and add more pics. So bear with me. Take care, have a great rest of your day and have fun on here. Miss Z. HUGGGGGLLLLEEESSSS http://fubar.com/fuluvbombsquad
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Fumail Tip
I know that some of you are already aware of this, it would seem that I am a little slow. There is a way to mass delete your Cmail...or is it FuMail now? lol Hit the shift button and hold it down...scroll down to the bottom message...click on the bottom message in your list..the other messages in there will highlight. Then hit delete. *Poof* 20 messages gone. I just cleared almost 500 messages from my inbox. :) Took me a couple minutes. So..there ya go. Time saving tip.
Fu Marriage
can someone please tell me what is up with the fumarriags I am really enterested to know not going to make fun of you just tell me about them how do you go about doing it do you get points for it someone please inform me thank you
Fu Married
Soooo The Sexy Little Dead Chick and I wana be fuMarried, but we dont know how to go about it. Someone wana drop me a line and lemmie know if they have a certificate or sumfin:) heh i told her id find us help!
Fu Marriages Are Rediculous
sure...fubar is a tolerable way to kill some time but for the love of god people....ITS THE INTERNET! meeting peope on the net is fine...but mature aldults having fu hubbys and wives?...it's really kind of gay dontcha think? perhaps a bit less time in fatansy land and a bit more in reality...may help with that bi polar disorder you are...or should be...medicated for...it's called A LIFE you should try it.
Fu Marriage
Just a reminder that tonight is our fu marriage to the lovely and sexy dream goddess. We hope to see you all there. Clicking on the link in the invite doesnt work so i will put it below so you can cut and paste it in your browser. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52631
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Fu Marriages
I WANT A COOL MORPH OR JUST SOME COOL GRAPHIC MADE FROM MY PIC. RIP ANY PIC OF ME, MAKE ME LOOK EVEN SEXIER OR COOLER(IF THAT'S POSSIBLE) IF I LIKE IT, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME FU CASH.IT'S A CONTEST. TOP TWO WIN. HAVE FUN WITH THIS. what are they all about? how do i get a fu wife? i have a girlfriend now. sorry ladies.
Fu-man
Fu Mate
This image is also a link to get you to support lounge as well just hover over the image and click it.Also if you don't mind leave a comment here about it as well cause there was 9 entries in the wish list earlier for it and someone decided to delete them. If you agree please be sure to voice it, the more that speaks the faster it gets chosen.
Fu-maturity
OK, I must be getting back to normal because my bitch alert is now in overdrive!! I love all my friends on here and wouldn't trade them for the world but I just have to say something. What in the hell do people think they sound like when they created usernames or family titles like (&^&^*%$@$#@ 3rd cousin 2x removed from King @#ass packer 101! I mean cmon folks this reeks of middle school when girls would write their names in glitter pens and bubble letters! Sorry cutie even back then, if your name was Hilda Bubbletwat, no amount of sparklies is gonna make it any sexier!! Whatever happened to your first name or even a simple handle? Btw, hi I m Dustin, aka guarddoggie, pleased to meet you!
Fu-marriage
Wanted to know what people do here in order to fu-marry Thanks!
Fu-marriage Or Best Buddie
I am looking for someone to email and correspond with on here and at my regular email too. Someone that will be my buddie forever and not someone just out for points. Someone that likes having things made for them and someone that will not give up on me and get bored with me. I am getting so close to deleting this account for good. I need some love I guess. I can't seem to get it at home or from anyone. I am getting lonely and depressed. I love doing things for other people and I guess I need someone to love and love me. Yes I am married in real, but don't seem to get much love there either. I figure if any of my many friends are interested or the few on my family list or anyone else out there that needs a best friend or buddy, then they can write me and tell me and even propose fu-marriage. Is there someone out there who is nice, caring, loving and sincere? I would love to be your buddy and more. Very, very truly, David.
Fu-marriage
Fu Marriage - The Ins And Outs
Want to know how to get Fu Married and have your profiles linked to each other? Please read the blog below created by Year of the Dragon on the Ins and Outs of Fu Marriage! Fu Marriage, the Ins and Outs Thanks :) Fyretygress
Fu Marry Your Mistress
Incase you have not already tired to marry me you will see I have it set that no one can. However that does not mean I am not accepting applications or proposals I should say. I am not easy and or cheep to come by. The first 10,000,000 fubucks will have me as their wife.. it will show up in the spot in profile that says fu married to and next to your name if you want it to but it will NOT be next to my name at the top of my page.. Thats what it is and will stay that way.. So come on boys and more so girls who wants my hand on their azz the most? Nibbles N Lixxxsss April
Fu Marriage
Fu-marriage
Fumarry
Fu Marriage Fam Only
Fu-marry Me!
So, you wanna be my fu-hubby??   Here's how! Requirements: MUST HAVE A SALUTE   Copy and paste these questions with your answers in a private mail to me. 1. Age: 2. Location: 3. Fubar Level: 4. How active on fubar/how often: 5. Who's gonna buy the fu-marriage: 6. What's in it for me: 7. Are you my fan: 8. Ever fu-married before:  
Fu Marriage
Ok, I am not getting any younger.  Who is game?
Fumafia
YOU NO YOU WANT 2 HERE IS THE LINK JUST CLICK IT AND COME JOIN ME AND LETS GO KICK SOME ASS BABY http://fubar.com/mafia/?t=1403          MUAH MUAH MUAH dont 4 get to say that i invited u http://fubar.com/mafia/?t=453 dont 4-get to say that u were invited by me
Fumafia
Please see me in Fu-Mafia and join my Turf   http://fubar.com/mafia/?t=683
Fumafia
i just created my own turf please jion me
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Fu Mafia Tips
Dummy's Guide To Capping a Mobster   A.) Introduction and The Basics So, you made the poor choice of joining the underground life of the Mafia, eh? Couldn't afford the money to go to Fu-College to be a professional MuMMers, hm? Well, if you're gonna be a mobster, you might as well be good at it. That's were I come in. ;) The goal of this little guide here is to turn you from your panzy ass into a war machine- or something like that. I'll hand you the Uzi of Knowledge, and hopefully you'll use it in an efficient manner that won't put me to shame. Let's shank 'em! First things first, you need to know and understand the first  7 Main statuses of the game: 1.) Your Health: This starts at an ever original 100. Your goal is to bring down other people's health whilst keeping yours up- in most cases. If your health falls below 20%, you're able to do jack in terms of attacking another player, but others also can't hurt you, as well. A double edge sword. 2.) Your Energy: This allows you to do
Fumafia
    Well, the FuMafia turf is supposed to be a family....a support. Which is why you pay so much of our money as terrif.  Well, two you can surely not count on is TAC and Spartaaa.  Had a guy go cry to Spartaaa because I BH him once and they sat there for 15 mins listening to the jerk.    I felt that  my support group should have had my back first, then sort it out later and if im in the wrong, take the appropriate action.  Nope.  The drunken Lt. ran off at the mouth and failed to ban the nonmember who brought the argument into the turf.  So....I quit.     Don't support a turf that don't support you....you are better off solo. No benifit to belnging to a turf that don't support you. And considering the nature of the game is conflict, No we can't all just get along!
Fumafia Cheaters
Fumafia - Tac
  TAC RULES OF ENGAGEMENT Every TAC member is subject to these rules whether you’ve read them or not, so I suggest you read them. Membership is open but we reserve the right to refuse any person as we see fit. We also reserve the right to revoke membership at any time for any reason. MEMBERSHIP/PROMOTIONS: Once your membership is approved, please put TAC in your name to help identify you to other turf members. This is not required but don't cry if you get attacked by one of your own or a friendly. Also please add all turf member to avoid accidental attacks. Please do not be upset if someone rejects your mob request. Some people are maxed. If you are in a paid position in TAC I expect you to kick a non TAC person to add a TAC member.To request a promotion to the rank of soldier please send a private message to the boss. If you are not an active turf member, don't bother. By active I mean not only talking but backing up your fellow turf members. Being promoted again will depen
Fumafia
http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=30364&turfreq=2886                                                            COME JOIN THE ENFORCER'S MAFIA FROM THE LINK ABOVE
Fumafia
Fu mafia is just a game,why do some people take it so seriously,my whole turf Army of Darkness was deleted and i rebuilt it.Although it wasnt my turf before,I was only a soldier,but the bosses account was appently deleted because of some arguement.Anyway who else has that kind of experience in fumafia drama?
Fumafia
http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=12507 http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=12507
Fu-mafia
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your pussy. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Military FRIENDS: Keep your stuff until they PCS. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you. Military FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. Military FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your
Fumafia & Mobwars, Etc...
...ok, so just know that i don't play the online games (except the fubar drinking game cuz-a all the cool peeps i've met on & offline)... ...so if ya wanna join my turf, please feel free to do so BUT know i won't actively be engaging in any of the festivities... ...i recently joined disturbed1's turf cuz she asked nicely with no pressure & i like her overall 'tude & she knows i won't be gamin'... ...so if ya "attack" me UUUUUUGGGHHHHH! i'm mortally wounded *die* ...big woop, i have no interest in "attacking' ya back... ...as it is, i spend a lot more time on fubar than i would anywhere else on the web but it's a groovy place so it's time well spent... The end. ps - support my public access show (L.A. Zen) & all efforts to make it something fun & enjoyable for urselves & others...thank you!  
Fu-mafia For Homos?????
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.As they walked through the ape exhibit,They passed in front of a large, silverblack gorilla.Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down."Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy
Fumafia
please join my mob, need all the help i can get. just go to the link in the subject.  
Fu-mafia
Fumarriage
I am looking for someone who would like to get fumarried just for kicks.  I am a fun person who can take jokes just like the next person and I am very faithful and loyal.  I am also looking for someone who will perform the ceremony for 0 to nothing if at all possible.   I thank you very much.  
Fu Mafia
Wow what an addicting game.....it's amazing the "real" money people spend to get ahead in this game
Fumafia ???s
   So, I'm still just getting used to FuMafia (awesome, by the way), and I was just wondering, what constitutes a kill? My stats say I have no kills, but I have collected 2 bounties and attacked one person who then was hospitalized and nothing changed in my stats.   I know this may be a silly or obvious question, but I was wondering about that. If anyone can answer or better expalin this to me, that would be super helpful and much appreciated... Thanks!
Fu Mafia
http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=45021 click here to join my crew http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=45021  
Fu Mafia
Fu-mafia
Here are a few tips I have come across and or learned in playing Fu-mafia.  1.  Mob members - get as many as possible never stop recruiting from the New Players list (when you are on and waiting for your stamina to build is a good time to do this), from those who you lose to in an attack or who attack you and win, and if you belong to a turf make sure you mob request all members of the same turf as well as all the members of any turfs that your turf has an alliance with.  The maximum number that can be taken into a fight is 750 if you are new to the game it will be considerably less but when you reach level 150 you will be able to take the full 750 into the fight.  Always accept Mob Request from others, you can never have too many in your personal mob, after all they have no real ties to you in game play they are just numbers.  Also be aware that you can not attack anyone in your mob and they can not attack you. KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND THOSE THAT CAN WHOOP YOUR ASS CLOSER. 2.  We
Fumafia
Tell them Big Daddy sent you http://fubar.com/mafia/?t=113 http://fubar.com/mafia/?t=113
Fu Mafia
http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=71902
Fumafia
I am looking for a few good people to join a new turf. I have been a turf boss before and we had a killer turf; one of the first created. I have extensive knowledge and willing to teach anyone. There will be very few rules if any on how you play. More than likely there will be none and it will be up to you. I would like to keep this a free and fun place. If you wanna sit back and build your character and not attack that is fine. If you choose to go all out and attack all day that is fine as well. I try to look out for everyone in my turf and have their back. I have been on the ranked list for most wins at number one for 2 days now. Even if you do not wish to join I would like your opinions and advice. I will try to update this a little more If I am able and will try to respond as fast as i can to any messages please try my SB if you would like to talk. I am on most times.          
Fumafia
http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=12936
Fumafia Suggestion
Fumafia
http://fubar.com/mafia/?p=93425
Fumarriage..
Hey,    I am looking for someone who wants to get fumarried for kicks.  Thank you.  Have a great night.     For anyone who wants to get fumarried.  I will pay for it.  It is fust for fun.  Thank you.
Fumafia!! Add My 3 Players!!!
Fumafia
I am looking for people to join me on fumafia. click on this link: http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=11376
Fumarriage
Fumafia
Fumafia Shyjaxx Add.... Peace!!!
http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=138467
Fumarriage
Ok ladies it's that time again..Sinner is looking for a fuwife! Yes it's no secret I'm a point whore..everyone on fubar knows you have to be in order to level on this site...I have had several fu-wives in the past some may call me a fu-whore for having so many fumarriages..call it what u will!! The fact is I have paid for 97% of those fumarriages/spoiled each and every one/and paid for 97% of them when things ended. Now let it be known in this blog I have no ill feelings towards any of my ex fu-wives/ex fu-fiances...it just wasn't meant for us to stay fu-married or fu-engaged... Now I am picky when it comes to who I fumarry these days because I refuse to carry useless weight around for a fu-wife*no pun intended for all you BBW women* I got mad luv for all of you.. This is what I can offer as a fu-hubby: Profile rates and comments every day! Rate as many pics of yours allowed each day/time allotted cuz I do have a life outside fubar Shitface you 2-3 times a day unless othe
Fumafia's Version Of Psalm 23
TO THE TUNE OF "WE THREE KINGS"   WE THREE THUGS FROM MAFIA ARE BREAKING BONES BOTH NEAR AND AFAR ROUGH AND READY STRONG AND STEADY PAY UP OR WE'LL BOMB YOUR CAR OW OW GUNS SO SHINY GUNS OF MIGHT I'LL COME TO KILL YOU IN THE NIGHT I'LL LEAVE YOU BLEEDING BEGGING AND PLEADING FOR YOUR NOW WORTHLESS LIFE MY UZI IS MY SHEPARD ,I SHALL NOT WANT FOR AMMO I WILL MAKE YOU TO LIE DOWN IN THE DIRT AND THE WORLD WILL BE QUIETER WITHOUT YOU I TAKETH YOUR SOUL,IT BELONGS TO ME I GUIDE YOU ON THE PATH OF MURDER AND MAYHEM AND ALTHOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF DEATH , I WILL FEAR NO MOBSTER AS I AM THE MEANEST GANGSTER IN THIS GAME MY GUNS AND ARMOUR THEY COMFORT ME I WILL SET A FIRE UNDER YOU IN THE PRESENCE OF ALL MY CAPTIVES I WILL ANOINT YOUR BODY WITH GASOLINE AND SET YOU THE F*CK ON FIRE SURELY DESTRUCTION AND HATE WILL FOLLOW ME TILL THE END OF TIME AND I WILL DWELL IN THE HOUSE OF THE DEVI FOR ALL TIME AMEN   IF THIS OFFENDS YOU ........GO AWAY , YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO L
Fumafia Help
Fumafia For Dummies!
This is a fast reference guide for new players in fuMafia, based on my personal recommendations. I've arranged the information to correspond with the various tabs in fuMafia. [Home, Missions, Territory, Favors, Bank, Attack, Journal, Hitlist, Equipment, Hospital, My Turf, Turfs, Lottery, My Mobster, Ranks, New Players, Help] ***Home*** This is where you get the latest news and broadcasts from your personal mob as well updates on your players status and other useful information. This is the default tab that loads when you first enter Mafia ***Missions*** Energy points are required to perform missions. Doing missions will level you quickly so try not to get carried away. Regular missions will earn you money & equipment in addition to experience/skill points so pace yourself. Loot missions earn you specific items or upgrades. Chance missions allow you a slot-machine spin and you either win or lose energy points. Nuclear Arms Race missions are available after level 100.  NOTE: If you
Fu_marriage
Ok, if you want to fu-marry me then this is all I ask that you do for me. Send me a mail explaining why I should fu-marry you. I'm not making it a requirement but I just want to see the reasons why someone would want to fu-marry me. The mail can be short or long, it doesn't matter to me but I would just like to know why.
Fumafia Mercenary Request Form
(COPY & PASTE THE LINK INTO YOUR URL ADDRESS): https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?formkey=dDVadkR1eF90TXRZbTZoeFFJSGNqOWc6MQ
Fu Mafia
I have been playing for just over a year and have sat back and watched as people in mafia have made such silly remarks never mind the vulgar talk common in most turfs. like this turf comment We are hated by most but respected by all gee can you believe the conceit in that one lol Or the people want to come into a turf and cry because they were milking your turf and then they got it back 10 fold with questions like hey why are ya down attacking lol because you were a fool and thought you were all that so here is your box of tissues bye bye have a nice day lol And yes these are my thoughts my words and if you do not like them let me know you can leave my page and be removed as a friend as well as blocked from my profile I am not here to impress anyone nor pick up a man so I will handle my profile with in the fu bible laws and my own There are many more of these silly events but these 2  I just had to share Anna
Fumafia Expierence
(this blog is under construction) Below is a description of FuMafia Mission Rewards for the completion of the five stages.   Bronze Stages yield skill points Silver Stages yield cash dividends Gold Stages yield greater skill points. Platinum Stages Rewards Listed Below. 1. Break Into A HouseCongratulations, you have earned a Platinum level mastery in this missionAdditionally, you have been awarded:* $800,000 cash.2. ShopliftCongratulations, you have earned a Platinum level mastery in this missionAdditionally, you have been awarded:* $1,000,000 cash.* 5 Pipe Bombs.3. Mug SomebodyCongratulations, you have earned a Platinum level mastery in this missionAdditionally, you have been awarded:* $1,300,000 cash.* 10 Pipe Bombs.4. Steal A CarCongratulations, you have earned a Platinum level mastery in this missionAdditionally, you have been awarded:* 5 Military Jeeps.* 5 Abandoned Storefront.* 20 Pipe Bombs.5. Break Into A BusinessCongratulations, you have earned a Platinum level mastery
Fumafia Mission Completion Loot {little Bastards}
This is my first blog and will be added to with more info and hints/tips for playing FUMafia as and when.       Below you'll find a description of Mission Completion loot for the FUMafia missions.                          Little bastards       *Mission completion Loot* -=-High Stakes Gambling - Platinum: 10 Office Building 5 RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits 100 Doctor's Scrubss. -=-High Stakes Gambling - Diamond: $102,400,000,000 cash 400 skill points 20 Napalm Launchers 5 RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits 5 Armed SCB-304 Submarines 20 Outlet Shopping Strip. -=-The Italian Job - Platinum: 10 Radioactive Bomb Suits. 10 Office Buildings -=-The Italian Job - Diamond: $51,200,000,000 cash 400 skill points 20 Napalm Launchers 4 RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits 4 Armed SCB-304 Submarines 20 Outlet Shopping Strip. -=-Mafia War - Platinum: 5 SCB-304 Submarines 5 AH-64 Apache Helicopters 4 Outlet Shopping Strip 5 RADIOACTIVE Bomb Suits 90 Doctor's Scrubss -=-Mafia War - Diamond: $25,600,000,000 cash
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Fumafia Nursery
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Fumafia Mercs Wanted
I am looking for mercs for my players.  If your new to the game and interested in being a merc send me a message. I am currently looking for mercs for my 3 players. If your interested please contact me! We are looking for more turf members.. Paid Positions Available!!! If you play Mafia and need a home we are welcoming new turf members. Salute required. http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=26663
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http://fubar.com/mafia/?p=270500 player1 turfed different turfs off and on. got the gloves on  12/20/2011 even with missing 2 log ins. Was nothing to do but wait for energy to build till level 10 and couldnt afford weapons for mob until level 10 . Once was able to try the hl the new changes with 95% house cut can about so hunting wasnt even paying the healing costs. 30 day end stats health 1000 energy 100 stam 29 cash 729mil cf 71.73m mafia rateing 19 mob 74 missions 791 bountys 10 death 1 fights lost 115 fights won 139. THREE players set up under different circumstances to see how the newest changes to fu mafia affects newer players.   1 to be put in a turf in soldier/pay position 2 to be put in a turf  Not in a pay position 3 to be unturfed
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The bounty on the hit list is higher than what you really get.  here is one to show you what im talking about. just KILLED Daddy's F*ck Toy and collected a bounty of $97,513,798,608, with $1,000,000 going to turf tax ok so you would think you could figure out the amount you got.     97,513,798,608-1,000,000= 97,512,798,608  that is WRONG here is what you really get  Your enemy is dead! You have collected a bounty of $92,638,108,678  so the math looks like this  97,513,798,608-4,875,689,930=92,638,108,678 SO YOU ARE HAVING MORE THAN 1MIL TAKEN FROM YOUR BOUNTY!!!!!!!!!!!
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looking for recruits for the turf im in.. need good players, that follow the rules if interested check us out http://fubar.com/mafia/?t=16457 thanks
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TOP BOUNTY "WALL OF FAME" (Bounties worth over $100 billion) >>>~Canadian Sweetheart~ just KILLED ∞ ju§ta ∞ and collected a bounty of $100,000,000,000, with $18,000,000,000 going to turf tax! >>>Red Eye {Red's Canadian Militia} just KILLED Prettyeyes4u and collected a bounty of $104,644,162,311! >>>Hell's Angel {Red's Canadian Militia} just KILLED bend over and collected a bounty of $101,253,576,122! >>>RCM CANADIAN EH just KILLED Ķձıи†thꆧhıиıgձmı and collected a bounty of $118,712,403,564! >>>Niky Santoro just KILLED Mini-Me (Tony B) and collected a bounty of $144,292,590,260! >>>Hell's Angel {Red's Canadian Militia} just KILLED (MV)Ralph, Jr. and collected a bounty of $116,256,063,014! >>>Niky Santoro just KILLED Ļƹɱɱŷ™ and collected a bounty of $206,995,273,302! >>>Hell's Angel {Red's Canadian Militia} just KILLED --M-24---HERPES... and collected a bounty of $174,718,265,078!
Fu Marriage Is It Worth It
Okay Ive been off and on fu for a while and ive never really stayed long enough on fu to really even contemplate this but is Fu Marriage really worth it. I know it involves a lot.  Ive seen people come and go as i have in past 6 years. I dont care for much of the drama and Bs that goes on here. I know Theres an acheivement for Fu Marriage and Fu Divorce. Ive seen people get Fu engaged fu Married and Fu Divorced to some its a game some use as advantage to lvl and get most out of it and some do because they are serious. So just what exactly does it involve besides the Bling the Le Bling the ability Bling etc and what does make it last or fail. Would I make some one a great Fu Hubby is it all that important I dont think I trust anyone to take as a Fu wife on here and id probably get Fu divorved so leave me some input as for me dont ask me to Fuand marry you cause im not gonna do it achivement or not and not gonna Fu divorce you either just for an achivement. All commentary input advice et
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I need mercenaries for my mob in the game called fumafia.If you are already a member o Fubar and signed up for membership before Oct 31st 2012 please click on this link and join Fumafia through this link.Its a great game to play and some of the people in this game are probally some of your friends that you associate on a daily basis through fubar.So please help me out and join through this link and let the games begin.TY Copy and paste link to become a mercenarie http://fubar.com/mafia/?p=328135 I need mercenaries for my mob in the game called fumafia.If you are already a member o Fubar and signed up for membership before May 31st 2012 please click on this link and join Fumafia through this link.Its a great game to play and some of the people in this game are probally some of your friends that you associate on a daily basis through fubar.So please help me out and join through this link and let the games begin.TY Copy and paste link to become a mercenarie http://fubar.com/mafia/?p=32813
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Ok so I believe I am once again ready to take the FU plunge and get a FU wife. Any of you that know me know damn well that I am awesome, and when I say that I am not being cocky I am just a fuckin sweetie and I know it. You will never have to be worried about me being jealous or any of that crap I will be super sweet to u, and will be as attentive as possible. Many of you know I am not on that much on weekends due to my son as he comes first and I try to spend as much time as I can with him. You wont have to worry about me falling in love with u as this is a fuckin game and this is a great escape for me, and in order to fall in love I need to see , feel touch you get waht I mean. Lol. I will bling & spoil you when I can, and as some know I can be very generous. I will help as much as I can when I can. I dont expect to see ur tits in fact please keep them to ur-self I have playboys. Unless you want me to of course, and then why would I argue..just kidding. Lol. I just really want a par
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FuMafia Mafia Players Wanted We are a bounty hunting turf and we are looking for members that is active. We are a growing turf that does get good tax $$ on daily basics everyday. If you need help with the game, we will train also. If you have 3 players, you can have a spot also and if you have friends that play it too, they are more than welcome to come and join the family. Yes I said family, cause we are not just friends here that play, but we are a family that will help each other out also. You don't need to be afraid to ask for help with anything, just come too either the boss or underboss and one or both of us will help you. Everyone is more than to be a part of our family. Now to be a part of the turf family just go to the pic under here to enter the turf and join it..   Coded Done By nobody aka K Dogg Coder ©.. 2013 © Copyright and Attribution ©..
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I was just looking to see if I could find the turf that caused my husband to quit playing FuMafia and when I did...I saw something that really shocked me. Someone had the audacity to call my husband a pedophile. How can someone be so stupid as to say that in a GAME like this. Mark had just started playing FuMafia and was asked to join a turf by another player. No big deal right......well, Mark then posted on the main Fubar page that he needed mob members and was told by the one who asked him to be a part of the turf that he had broken the rules and that he would be hit listed because of it. He was then kicked out of the turf and the boss of the turf, KingPin, began hitlisting him constantly. Mark could never fully play the game at all because his health level was always at zero. Wish there was a way to get this person and those in his turf (Black Plague) banned because of this. Shouldn't my husband have the right to play a game he likes and not be the target of idiots like them. I'm so
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TIPS PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THESE ARE IN PLACE FOR YOUThe tips below are stated, for beginning players (level 1s) but apply to all. No matter if you are a merc, or a level 40, all of the things below refer to any player, no what that player is. Basically don't level yourself. Build. You can build cashflow at any level, however, here is where you have the best shot. Not doing missions, no attacking, and losing, are all part of building, no matter what level your player is at. The longer you sit, the more powerful your cashflow becomes, and the longer you sit at levels 1-9 you won't get listed. You start getting listed at level 10.DON'T LEVEL TOO FAST:As with most games I have played you want to get to the higher level the fastest. That's NOT the case here. He who sits, and builds cashflow does the best. I've seen some high level 5's but usually they are mercs. As time goes by, you can tell who's a merc, who's a blinger (people who use credits to pay for their player) who's a scrubbed pla
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I completely understand the needs for feeding children and the homeless and less fortiante ..And that maybe the gov shouldnt be involved ..But there are so many o called: help from everywhere saying they help the less fortainate ..and they dont ..And then the Humaine Soc ..All they do is take in the donations and after 7-10 days they put animals down ..Needlessly People that have lost thier pets And had hopes of getting them back wont if they are killed ..On my profile ..I have a picture of an akita ..A very exspensive and beautiful dog ,The story with him ..Is that he came to my home one day ..Stayed near the pond ..after a week I began to try to see if i could get him to trust me .And at first i was scrared because he is a large Dog ..Anyways i went up there and after talking to him twice the last time i told him alright Im going to the house if you want you can follow me ..well he did ..he cut across the creek and was thier waitin for me to get out and pet him which i did ..He was v
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Ok so first of all men that read this don't get your panties in a bunch, this may or may not pertain to {YOU} this is about some men on Fu...NOT all men on Fu . I don't understand what goes on in your mind. I would have to say and most ladies on this site I'm sure will agree with me that how you approach women on this site you would NOT approach in the {REAL WORLD}. Are you just fucking with us by the approach your taking and trying to get a rise for your own self worth and not a {RISE} in your pants as to what I'm referring. Are you generally interested in this woman you're approaching? If so why the fuck would you come off pervy to them? Don't you think you would get a better response from a female if you were just kind and NORMAL or as NORMAL as any persona can take in the FuWorld.    I can not stand nothing more then someone who is old enough to be my father or grandfather hitting on me. I am sorry if you are reading this and you fall into this category. I could be a social netwo
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I am now accepting fumoney... not for a spotlight..but just to be stingy..and enjoy the feel of it in my pocket. So, if any of you got money .. you do not want..send it to me!..Oh,,and btw.. have a good Monday and week!
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Uhm... Yeah.... LOL   Ok. Once in awhile I get odd Shouts in my SB. This one still has me scratching my head. Maybe someone out there has some clue on just WTF happened?? You have GOT to be kidding me!
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So, tonight this dumb bitch bombed my "Default" folder.....which contains 13 pics.  I have, like most people do, a clearly marked bomb folder with over 250 pics in it.  Now, I neither knew nor cared that she was bombing, and as such I DID NOT ask her to bomb any of my folders.  When she did, I sent her a half-thanks, and told her I was sorry she had wasted her time by bombing 13 pics on my Auto-11s when she could have had the full 250.  Basically, she gave up over 20000 points, and got less than 1500 by being lazy and not paying attention and bombing a tiny folder.  Then she suggests it's because I didn't PAY her!  You should all know that I NEVER pay anyone to bomb me, and I NEVER require anyone to pay ME if they want to be bombed.  Shown below is our brief exchange.  I blocked her after that, and the conversation ended.
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Hello fubar friends. Look at the comment to start morphing your pictures. I want you to have some fun with this awesome good site...Morph Thing.            
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Spring gave us an angelAnd dying autumn took her awayAway from this world and away from usNow we all walk alone in our griefShielding our eyes from GodHiding behind livesIgnoring the pain deep within the chestHow could Autumn be so cruelOr was it truly winter calling I figured it all out. When my friends used to say I needed more action in my life, lol HAHA! The truth is, I was more content where I was in that life. No stress and omg I smiled more. My sister said I don't laugh as much I used to. Guess its weird, cause thats me laugh laugh laugh! A lot has happen, that has changed my life and made me see that I have to be smarter, faster, and put on the bullshit shades. I have discovered the blog, lol. A place to bitch and whine. I am simply down this weekend. There were moments of happiness and then I was let down again. I am at the point where I want to just give up, but that's not me.  I am a fucking thinker, I could think for people if they wanted me to, lol. I feel like I'
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Hey guys. I wish I could be on here, but I am so busy. I got a new job so I work until 5:30, then I go straight to school. By the time I get home, I am exhausted. I spend my weekends doing homework! I am sorry but I will peak in when I can! You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis100%Abs/Stomach58%Face50%Butt42%Boobs0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma? Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too
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Hey there everyone im pretty new to this! so far i like it..
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i am new here so help me out . i am looking for friends so hit me up
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Hush little baby don't you squall Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball And if you still can't see beyond Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand And if that wand don't change your fate Momma's gonna teach you to levitate And if the astral makes you sick Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick And if that frankincense smells rank Mom'll buy a sensory deprivation tank And if that tank don't float your bones Momma's gonna buy you some some precious stones And if those gems don't ease your heart Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart And if your planets go berserk Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork And if your aura still needs kneading Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading And if your destiny stays hid Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid And if your chakras still feel stressed Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest And if power animals don't come to charm ya Sorry, kid, it's just your karma!
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Your Hidden Talent Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people. You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together. Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly. People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent? Courtesy of MsTags.com
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any females wanna cam chat? i'm fucking bored, doesn't have to be dirty thats not y im posting this just bored lemme know
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anyone lookin for fun tonite? in the philly area, no younger than 18, no older than 20s. male or female....
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i hope everybody has fun and enjoys cherry tap so look me up and lets be friends
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i am enjoying talking to everyone on here and wanted to thank everyone for being so nice. I love you. Not just for who you are, but for who I am when I'm with you. I love you. Not for what you've done with your life... ...but for what you're doing to mine. I love you for making me good...and happy. And whole. Because that is what you do Without a word. Without a gesture. Without a doubt. Just by being yourself. Such a simple thing... but no one else in the world could do it. Only you.
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Friends w/ Benefits It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on CT that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on CT that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits"
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Hey folks, just wanted to drop a line to you all and let you know that I'm not avoiding you. We are still shoveling out from a minor blizzard, and the biggest thing right now is that a couple of days ago I had Lasik surgery on my eyes. My vision is awesome, I would highly recommend the surgery to everyone! My eyes are still adjusting and trying to read the small print in the shoutbox is a real pain. So if you shout at me, I'm not ignoring you, it's just agravating trying to read all the little type. This should go away in a few days after my eyes fully adjust. Hope everyone is having a blast! You scored as Guardian Angel. You were a guardian angel! Before you were sent down to Earth to live and be tested, you were a beautiful guardian angel who faught off evil and protected humans even the ones who didnt deserve it. You risked everything to protect them because for some reason you just naturally had a fondness of them. Humans felt protected when you were around even though they couldn
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I really enjoy movies. I also tend to like movies that most other people find silly. So I want to find some more movies to check out or rediscover some old favorites. Please post your Top 20 favorite Movies that will never win an Oscar or a lifetime achievement award. These should be movies that you enjoyed that were just fun. No movies for the ages. Just your dirty little secrets. I don't mean to imply that these are "B" movies, in fact most of mine were made as A movies, just ones that are fun rather than deep and meaningful. My Top 20 in no particular order: 20. WarGames 19. Hackers 18. Road House 17. Van Wilder 16. Real Genius 15. Better off Dead 14. Ski School 13. A Knight's Tale 12. 10 things I hate about you 11. Varsity Blues 10. Total Recall 9. Mr Destiny 8. Kindergarden Cop 7. Poison Ivy II 6. Rising Sun 5. Strictly Business 4. Sugar Hill 3. High Fidelity 2. Grosse Point Blank 1. Reality Bites
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Two Truths & a Lie? Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie. CELEBRATING THREE YEARS SINCE MY DIVORCE. I WAS MARRIED TO A MAN FOR 6YRS THAT I FOUND OUT AFTER THE DIVORCE WAS NEVER IN LOVE WITH ME SO YES, I AM GOING TO CELEBRATE! WE DO STILL TALK BECAUSE WE HAVE A DAUGHTER AND TRY TO STAY ON FRIENDLY TERMS BECAUSE OF HER. I CAN NOT WAIT TO FALL IN LOVE AGAIN AND MARRY A MAN WHO
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I'm not here very often because I've moved to facebook. If you are there as well, look me up! (Search for Jeffers Darkweather) Cheers!
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ay all do you like vampires then you should try this web site its a fun game and by playing you help me out with points http://world6.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=11408906
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Join me in my true love for life... I am in love with life. If you open your mind you will realize that life is just amazing. Try not to let your religious and cultural prejudices stand in the way of learning something new or understanding something differently. What seems one way to one person can seem very different to another. What would be correct and good in one instance can be wrong under other circumstances. Therefore, I consider the opinions of others as I do the words from a friend's conversation; to be considered alongside my own and carefully weighed and thought about. We are all brothers and sisters in humanity. I hope that you can know the joy and humility of realizing the many similarities we share with other cultures, even with their ethological constructs so seemingly dissimilar from our own. Ultimately, I would like to build bridges to greater understanding and empathy. It is not that I believe there is no evil in the world; for there surely is, and it must be deal
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[17 Jul 2007 | Tuesday] NOT MISSING A SPOT.... Subject:Slowly, not missing a spot Slowly, not missing a spot let me lick down your back, all the way to your feet. Allow my teeth to bite into your meat, gently though, lLeaving very little marks, and as you arch your back, then I'm on the attack. I won't miss a spot cause I know your getting hot, and when I've tasted all of you got from behind, then its time to being in front, I'm feeling drunk from the taste of you, embrace of you and oh yes, I love How you go ooh and ahhhhh. I keep my face in you, every place of you; my tongue will probe not missing an inch, knee or elbow, your breast they heave to the touch I weave and my tongue won't miss a spot. As you lay there and I'm above you my thick strong dick wants to love you, but no i's not time, for I've Yet to lick the clit that hides between your thighs. "spread open your thighs" are the words you hear and as you do I see your pussy cheer, with a rush of
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in fron
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AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Random . Shy . Addictive. Attractive. Quiet . Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The sexpot (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice. Is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 y
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well my girlfriend liz and i are working for my friend amy doing dj and kj jobs we are trying to get more jobs if ne 1 is interested we ar available for ne job any day any time for decent rates if n 1 is intersted email us at bobjabooty@yahoo.com well tonight is kids kariokie at pelligrines and people need to come it is from 7:30 to 9 with adult kariokie to follow so if u r looking for something to do u need to come sing some songs for us its a real fun time
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Hope these dogs make you smile! Sorry!! Too cute not to pass on! Guess that fake ID really works!!! Party time! Are you serious !?! Gggggrrrrrrrrr! I'm sooo mean! What part of this face do you not understand!? And a Happy Birthday to ME!!! Guess I'll just go eat worms .. Wojk akjdow alkoiehnaf slkjfow!!!!! WHAT!?! But it was like this when I got here!!! Just kill me now . As Fifi sports the latest in wristband
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Your Score: Cute & Small Boobs Raw score: 40% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 72% Cute! Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test. Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag. Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier,
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This is just an observation and I want to get some feedback from everyone. Since Im new to this site, I was curious to know if anyone has fun besides on the computer. Just let me know what you think.
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Because its easier to spell then ohmygodyesohshitohmygodbabyyesgodpleaseohfuckyes. pass this to all the freaks you know
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You Were Naughty This Year You Were 75% Naughty, 25% Nice You may not have been good this year... But you sure had a really good time. And nothing from Santa could top that!Were You a Naughty Girl or Nice Girl this Year? What The Holidays Mean to You For you, the holidays are about emotional connections and bonds. You are happiest being around those you love. You celebrate the holidays in an over the top style. If something is cute, you'll buy it. People end up with a lot of gifts from you - and your house is like a holiday wonderland, full of decorations. During the holidays, you like to feel cozy and comfortable. You're happy to stay inside with a roaring fire and a warm drink. You think the holidays should be decadent and indulgent. You never mind gaining a few holiday pounds... it's worth it! Your best holiday memories are of childhood foods and traditions. You secretly still wish you believed in Santa Claus.What Do the Holidays Mean to You?
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As none of you know (cause I never said anything) I haven't been to work in 2 weeks (Xmas vacation)and damn, I can almost get used to it. I was able to keep busy with my horse, fubar, and some home things. Getting up at 8 or 9 in the morning was unheard of for me, so now knowing I have to get my sorry ass up at 4:30 AM tomorrow, I'm soooo not looking forward to it . How the hell am I gonna get to sleep at a decent hr.? bleh Anyway,I'm really gonna miss being on fubar in the morning,I love saying good morning to everyone (That's when everyone's nice) :P thank you whoever read my boring rant about absolutely nothing and have a great NY OK, it's a bit long, but it's worth it! ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was ou
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A story for each of you to enjoy but let me warn you, GET A KLEENEX BEFORE READING.. Do you believe in angels? Three years ago, a little boy & his grandmother came to see Santa at the Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin . The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, & saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful & encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, &
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I rent a hotel room one weekend, and tell you to meet me there. I slip some sort of letter into one of your books, or your bag telling you where to go and what to wear. You take the elevator upstairs to the room, and go in to the room, finding it pitch black. You walk 5 steps into the room as you were instructed before hand, and you are grabbed from behind, and I twist your arm behind your back while the other slips a blindfold on you. Then you feel me move away from you for a moment and see a soft glow around the edges of the blindfold. The scent of vanilla (my favorite) slowly fills the air and you take deep breaths feeling your chest rise and fall. You feel me come up next to you and inhale taking in your perfume. My fingers slowly trace the curves of your breasts and then move upwards towards your lips lingering on every inch of skin. My fingers trace the soft skin on your lips, making them part, and I lean in close and outline your lips with my tongue, tasting you, while my hand g
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We are looking for maybe some fun not this weekend, but the next. I am ready to get a little wild, ya know. Any good places around here?
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B.ECAUSE U. D.ESERVE W.HAT E.VERY I.NDIVIDUAL S.HOULD E.NJOY R.EGULARLY
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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar. " The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out
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REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? 21.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you
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I love meeting new people and since I have joined I am enjoying my time on here and talking with others sharing pics and getting to know a few of you. I look forward to meeting new people and seeing what fun experiences life will bring. BC
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Sunset Cafe presents ... Wet T-shirt contest!!! Rates are the ONLY thing that counts ... come and see ... rate!!! Rate every single one of us ... that's the fun of it!!! ***You must add Dawn, the user hosting this event as a friend to see the pictures. The link will guide you there. you CANNOT vote without being her friend!!*** OH ... and ... one of them is ME. HAHA!! And SHHH I'll NEVER tell ... well ... maybe ... haha. Click here to be directed to the contest!!
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if yah wanna add me.. just ask me for my myspace yall XD
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Ok so this is old but i still like to do it every once in a while... the one i just got is supper funny. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=pixie Do You Eat The Pixie Last? follow the link and post what yours was. Ok so i deiced I'd use the Slogans as part of my salutes i need to make ... so find one you like and ill make you one. KATT WILLIAMS By Door and Thatgirl. Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. . I dream vividly, to the point its scary sometimes. . I share my dreams with teh people that were/are in them. . I have seen more mummette boobs then you have. . More mummettes have seen my boobs then mummers. . I would rather talk abou
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this is cool an safe way to be your self. wish it was tis safe an fun out in te real word! plz fill free to leave me a comment or say hi! this is a cool site an new to this but it looks fun an has my attention. which tats hard to do! i had a sweet lady to invite to tis sit an i owe her! thank you NELLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1) I never thought I could love someone as much as I love my kids. 2) I never thought that love for them could be so much it physicaly hurts. 3) The realization that I cant run away any more breaks my heart. 4) Im scared to death of becoming a bag lady 5)Im sick of being the parent to my parents. 6)Im gonna be the crazy dog lady 7) I have a dependence on music to express my thoughts 8) I must have coffee, everyday, or nothing goes as it should. 9) I have no family, besides parents, so I try to find friends to replace them. 10) I loooove to cook out. 11) In the summer I would be perfectly content to move to the lake in my tent and stay there. 12) I hate Where I live with a passion like no other. 13) I read constantly. 14) Pondering what love really is is on my mind constantly. 15) I love women more than men, but could never give men up. 16) I am selfish 17)I am way too spontanious 18) I do 1st, think about it 2nd 19) I get addicted easily, to everything, internet, peo
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If cash bids are made I will add 1 NSFW salute and 1 permanent blog pimpout to my offers. Happy Bidding!!! XOXO Sam USING ONLY ONE WORD Not as easy as you might think! 1.Where is your cell phone right now? CHARGING Your significant other? N/A Your hair? black Your mother? stunning Your father? fun Your favorite thing? kissing Your dream last night? non-exsistent Your favorite drink? vitawater Your dream/goal? love What room are you in? den Your hobby? photography Your fear? love Where do you want to be in 6 years? greece Where were you last night? river Something that you are not? greedy Muffins? banana Wish list item? love Last thing you did? talk TV? never Your pets? dog Friends? crazy Your life? wonderful Your mood? anxious Missing someone? alot Drinking? some Smoking? Your car? fast Something you're not wearing?
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Hiiiii everyone!!!! OMFG what a fucking weekend. Let’s say I was the biggest whore!!  Friday night we went out and partied, me, my bf, and some friends. I was at the bar and this guy was hitting on me as the boys was playing pool. I looked over and my bf gave me the thumps up (meaning get all the drinks I can for free) so I rubbed on his leg telling him he was cute and things. Next’s thing I knew his hand is between my legs rubbing my pussy and I moaned for him and told him to stop. He did, we keep talking and having fun I was getting so fucked up. My bf cam over to see how I was and as I was telling him he pulled my top up and let everyone see my tits and the guy who was buying the drink sucked on my tits. My bf loved it so much we said bro you want fuck his and he said hell fucking yes. So we 3 went to the back of the bar after we told the bar tender. We went back there and I was pushed to my knees and my bf stayed back as I sucked this guy off. I suck the tip all the way
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join us a fubar   http://fubar.com/lounge/66301   help us rais our gole and pack the house
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REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
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Seduction This is seduction of the highest orderlay down,relax,and let carnal emotions take overinhale deeply and put you mind at easeallow me to lead you into never ending ecstasyplacing my lips to youri dare you to explore what's behindyour minds locked doorsmesmerizing you with my soft kissesbewitching you with my sweet smelli have you right where i want youafter this is over memories of this night will still haunt youbiting softly on your neck i release your inhibitionsyour dying to be with me pleading to be temptedhow can i be resistedafter all this is seduction of the highest order
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Two in the pleasure, one in the treasure.Two in the friend, one in the end.Two in the crack, one in the back.Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.Two in the moose, one in the caboose.Two in the poon, one in the moon.Two in the girl, one in the swirl.Two in the gash, one in the stash.Two in the twat, one in the balloon knot.Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.Two in the beaver, one to check for fever.Two in the bush, one in the tush.Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot.Two in the flap, one in the crap.Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt.Two in the fun, one in the bun.Two in the giney, one in the hiney.Two in the goo, one in the poo.Two in the grass, one in the ass.Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter.Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.Two in the humper, one in the dumper.Two in the junk, one in the trunk.Two in her meat, one in her seat.Two in the bank, one in the stank.Two in the muff, one in the stuff.Two in the cootie, one in the booty.Two in the pocket, one in th
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REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE OR LEAVE A COMMENT ON HERE. DONT BE AFRAID. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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Or should I say.  Anyone want to help with my addiction?  lol I love women!  Is that a crime?  I love looking at them, touching them and of course tasting them!!! yum!  Anyway I am totally addicted and still want to have fun.  Hence my status  "casual is always good"  Does anybody agree?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You're now chatting with a random Alien. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: greetings Stranger: what planet do you hail from? You: The name is hard to spell but lets just say it's far Stranger: are you humanoid or do you have some other physical shape? You: I'm an alien and I have no gender Stranger: very intriguing...what is your interest in this planet? You: to take it over You: I have shields and a ray gun Stranger: do you have any other aliens that came with you? You: no but they aren't far You: I hate hyp
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Fun And Joke
> > A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note > >for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. > > When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He > >thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. > > The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" > > The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." > > The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" > > The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.
Fun And Friendly
Fun And Games
~I WAS TAGGED By Amourette Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: 1. I hear voices 2. I've seen dead people 3. I can't sleep with any open doors in the house 4. I enjoy suffering 5. I wake up in the middle of the night, and believe some one is there 6. I love my exwife IM TAGGING: Mistressoftheundead RageGrrl DahliasBlood Melisanta Death SilveryWitch Tragedy
Fun And Cute (ok And A Little Silly) ;p
Giovanna -- [adjective]:100% kinky You Are Cherry Pie You're the perfect combo of innocent and sexy Those who like you enjoy a contradictionWhat Kind of Pie Are You? Your Kissing Grade: A+ You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate?
Funaral For My Private Moments
ok....so here it is, as a mother i have decided it is time to lay to rest my dearly departed private moments....... you know, like going to the bathroom by myself, computer time(without tiny hands sneaking up to bang randomly on keyboard) and well....sex and masterbation are just plain out of the question. so.....if we can all bow our heads and have a moment of silence for these and many other moments that will be greatly missed. ashes to ashes and dust to dust once you have children...... a minute to yourself is a total bust
Fun And Friends
Fun All The Time Now!!
It is going to be a fun time this fall. I have college classes four days a week this year. I have only monday and the weekends away from the class rooms. Plus trying to keep up with a full time job too. I have lots of support though from my mom and my sweet man. I can't imagine having a better person by my side, he always makes me feel like I can do anything. I will keep you guys posted. Thanks for being all good friends.
Fun And Freaky
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED.... GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.I F YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H
Fun And Games
Fun And Games
> > > The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you!> > > > > > 1. Your Name:> > > > > > 2. Age:> > > > > > 3. How often do you maturbate?> > > > > > 4. Favorite position ?> > > > > > 5. Do you think i'm hot?> > > > > > 6. Would you have sex with me?> > > > > > 7. lights on or off?> > > > > > 8. Would you have to be drunk?> > > > > > 9. Would you take a shower with me?> > > > > > 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?> > > > > > 11. Would you leave after or stay the night?> > > > > > 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?> > > > > > 13. Condom or skin?> > > > > > 14. Do you give Oral pleasures?> > > > > > 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?> > > > > > 16. Have sex on the first date?> > > > > > 17. Would you kiss me during sex?> > > > > > 18. Do you think I would be good in bed?> > > > > > 19. Would u have a 3-some with me?> > > > > > 20. How many times would you like to cum?> > > > > > 21. Would you us
Funation
Fu Name Contest
I HAVE NOTICED THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE ON HERE HAVE THE SAME FU NAME AS ME...SO I AM HOLDING A CONTEST FOR A NEW FU NAME...THE WINNER WILL RECIEVE A BOOMY...AND FU WILL DECIDE THE WINNER Must be unique..and creative nothing sexual or offensive must be submitted on one of my pics LET THE GAMES BEGIN...SB ME FOR MORE INFO
Fun And Hook Up
Hi friens from fubar is nice you join the blog and start tooking about fun and sex. and shere our experiences lest fine out ., so well come .,
Fun And Just Fab!
RuPaul tells it like it is and is a great perfomer and up lifter. Dont even start if youre gonna start bashing Drag Queens.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxy70zebYDQ It's raining cats and dogs, perfect time for a frolic! Let the rain caress you, and revel in the roll of the thunder! We're fabulous, and no one can tell us no!
Funbar Prince Or Princess Contest
WHO IS THE FUTURE FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS?????????? OK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CLAIM THE TITLE OF FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS!!!! WILDCAT IS HOSTING A CONTEST TO FIND OUT. IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! YOU WANNA KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS CONTEST!!! WILL RUN (10 DAYS)IT WILL START ON FRIDAY AUGUST 17TH @ 10AM PST & WILL END ON AUGAST 27 @ 10PM PST AND THE PIC WITH MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN 1ST PLACE WINNER: 1 MONTH BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE WINNER: 1 WEEK BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP 3RD PLACE WINNER: 3 DAYS BLAST & VIP CART ON WILDCAT TRAIN (YOU CAN INVITE 2 OF YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN TOO) 4TH PLACE WINNER: 1 DAY BLAST & RIDE ON WILDCAT TRAIN THE RULES WILL BE 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND . 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!! IF YOU WISH TO JOIN PLEASE SUBM
Fun Blogs
PASTY IS TASTY! More fun for you watching cwc One of my favorite cwc episodes, just for you animal lovers..and because I am in a good mood for some random unknown reason. I blame Fubar Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test btw-its best not to use your real email unless you wanna get spammed like whoa. I've gone from a 158 to this.. Damn you Fubar :P Intelligence Interval Cognitive Designation 40 - 54 Severely challenged (Less than 1% of test takers) 55 - 69 Challenged (2.3% of test takers) 70 - 84 Below average 85 - 114 Average (68% of test takers) 115 - 129 Above average 130 - 144 Gifted (2.3% of test takers) 145 - 159 Genius (Less than 1% of test takers) 160 - 175 Extraordinary genius
"fun" Body Facts;)
The Fun Blog
The Fun Blog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY8YeLErbEg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Fun Crap
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com RockxNasty -- [adjective]:Tasting like strawberries 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com RockxNasty Seductress 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com
Functional
Perhaps the most functional word in the English dictionary!! Body: Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days
Fun Chat
Fun Crap
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.Telepath wanted: you know where to apply Inland Revenue: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.Watch out for the idiot behind meI'm driving this way just to piss you off Keep honking, I'm reloading. Lord save me from your followers. I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I intend to live forever - so far, so good I love defenceless animals, especially in gravy Barbie is not a slut- her legs don't openDont piss me off- I am running out of places to hide the bodiesWhich is the odd one out- Texas, Alabama, Arkanas, Tol
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Fun_club
Every morning I wake up Realizing you're really far away So I put on my make up And pray for a good day. I know God's watching And he'll lead me back to you I just have to keep living So he can see me through. Although you're not close And many miles away I'll still love you Even after today. I really miss you dearly And really wish I was there But despite of not having you here At least I still have air
Function Of Water-soluble Vitamins
Vitamins are very important nourishing substances your whole body requires in smaller volumes for many different tasks throughout the system. Vitamins happen to be broken into 2 types: water-soluble (B-complex and also C) and additionally fatsoluble (A, D, Elizabeth and also K). In contrast to water soluble vitamins which need common renewal in the human body, fat soluble vitamins are generally saved in the lean meats and fatty tissue, and they are eradicated considerably more slow when compared with water-soluble vitamins. Due to the fact fat soluble vitamins are generally located for too long time periods, they normally generate a greater risk regarding poisoning as compared to watersoluble vitamins once used too much. Taking a regular, nutritious diet regime is not going to bring about accumulation within actually healthier men and women. Even so, using vitamin dietary supplements that include ultra dosages of vitamins A, D, Electronic as well as K may cause poisoning. Don't forget,
Fun Cam Time
I am thinking about mixing my sexy chatturbate times with fubar....its free for anyone to watch altho for a really fun time i do except tips...come and watch me .. im a nawty little girl    www.chatturbate.com/s3xil3xicam/
Fundamentalist Christians
10: You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9: You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from animals, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. 8: You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in the trinity. 7: Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to non-christians, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women & children (also the trees for you tree-huggers). You never consider both world wars were fought principally amongst christian nations. 6: You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek mythology about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary (obvio
Fun Day
Fun for me starting 4/22/07. Will you be my partner for the week?
Fund Raisers
Fun Day
I reposted this from a friend of mine. LadyRed I wanted to repost it because I thought it raised in interesting discussion. I have some ideas opinions on this topic myself I can post later. From LR: What happened to the goth crowd? Is it just me…or does being goth no longer mean what it used to mean? I've been pondering this since last night. Beazil…definitely a true goth…had time to go out last night and headed up to what was once his favorite place to be- The Church. He doesn't get to go very often now. Work schedules have made it difficult. However, in the recent times he's been able to go up to The Church…it's become obvious that the scene has really changed. And not for the better. It seems every time he does show his face around there now…there is always some young punk who wants to bow up at Beazil for no reason, telling him he doesn't belong there and calling him a poser. I know it's happened to other people also. Same thing last night as well. Some kid fe
Fundamentals Of Seduction
Ok so I go to this Massage school for Massages (Obviously) now and again right? What is odd is that they give a lot of different types of massages but not sensual massage. Now I'm not saying "You give happy ending?" but I am saying that sometimes when you go for a massage you want it more to be about the massaging and pleasuring of the body then the healing of it. I mean after a long week or so of work I like to relax a bit. So I like to get a massage for that but the theroputic massages can just too a bit harsh. With all the muscle squeezing and the pressure point manipulation it's hard to get any real pleasure out of it. Sure it does the job it's supposed to but not nessaccerly the job you go in for. Now I can understand not touching a womans cheast (obvious sexual harassment suits) or under the undies. But a Mans cheast is a big part of his body and to not massage it seems pointless. Not like your sucking on the nipples or rubbing them in a sexual manner your a license
Fun Days @ Work!
Fundraising!
    PLEASE HELP MY SON & HIS SCHOOL RAISE MONEY FOR JUMP ROPE FOR HEART! HIS PERSONAL GOAL IS $100 SCHOOLS GOAL IS $2,500 HELP OUT AN AWESOME CAUSE! BE A HERO, CLICK THE PIC BELOW!
Fund Raiser/please Help
The link I will be posting is a fund raiser that has been put up for Harold Whitaker. He has stage 4 lung cancer and is now in hospice to make him comfortable for his final days. I would so appreciate any donation given, even the small amounts add up. This man is a man of God and the person  I am helping to raise money on with this benefit. He has no type of insurance to pay medical expenses or his funeral or head stone. He has two wonderful grandchildren that took upon themself to do a lemonade stand with only $20.00 saved for a toy they wanted, but now are doing this thinking they will make a 100.00 dollars, needless to say they will get help by there parents. The press of all news stations are now involved and are going to show up at this benefit as well as the newpaper, they will hit the papers tomorrow. I will post a picture of that. Anyway as I was saying this family needs help. This is a type of man that would give his last dime even if he had to do without and trust me he h
Funeral For A Friend
I have not lived a charmed life,nothing was ever given to me.It was earned by hard work.Through my life so far I have lost many friends.I would say a lot more than most people.I just want all you guy's to know I miss you and the times we had,the things we did.And the things we never got to do because you were stolen from this plain of existance.I feel I should be with you guys,and I'm living on borrowed time.I'm constantly taking chances,and doing things that are self destructive.I feel maybe that I'm being punished. Out of our circle,I'm the only one left.I love you guys and miss you all very much.I'll see you on the other side.WARRIOR Richard Bass- Run down and killed by a drunk driver,... Daniel McNeil- Died Brain Cancer,... Freddie Heim- Drowned,... Terry Bagley- Killed Motorcycle accident,... Timmy Bagley- Killed Car accident....Joseph Rebello-Heroin Overdo
Funeral
TO ALL MY FRIENDS,FANS,FAMILY: I WONT BE ON TOMM. OR THURSDAY. I AM GOING TO MY UNCLE'S FUNERAL THURSDAY MORNING. TOMM. I WILL BE SLEEPING MOST OF THE DAY TO GET SOME REST. ALSO I WILL HAVE TO GO BUY AN OUTFIT FOR THE FUNERAL. HE DIED OF CANCER. WE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO GO. BUT WAS NOT SURE WHEN EXACTLY. IT IS HITTING MY SISTER HARDER BECAUSE HE IS HER GODFATHER. SO MY PLEASE KEEP ME AND MY FAMILY IN YOUR PRAYERS. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS. I SHOULD BE BACK ON SOMETIME ON FRIDAY. BIG HUGS,LOVE, CHARLENE
Fun Events!!
Just wanted to thank everyone that helped with my contest....may take a while, but hopefully I'll be able to return the favor! You guys rocked! My first contest and we took it like champs. :) By the way, my party KICKED ASSSS last night! So much fun, ya'll shoulda been there. :) Loves to everyone! Have an awesome weekend! Lagging behind in my first contest, cause I don't have a ton of bomber friends. Help me out guys. Show me some love and I'll show you love. Let's do this yo!!! :) XOXOXOXO MamacitaTia AKA "Fun Dip" Click pic below and comment the heck out of it!! :) Just wonderin if I can get some help in the Sweetest Candy Contest! Click pic below and drop me some comments...I'll comment back anyone that does. Thanks guys...this is my first contest, so I wanna try to place well. :) Loves. XOXOXO
Funeral Today
ok so my father in laws furnal is today. im still having a hard time with it all. the annouced his cause of death yesterday. he slipped in to a diabetic coma while he was sleeping and stopped breathing. time of death was calculated at 4:30A.M. this is gonna be so hard. one of many reason is because my sons father will be there, and i am terrified what is gonna happen. i havent seen this man since my son was 18 months old. myson is now 5. so its gonna be hard. and if you know my sistuation with him, youll understand why i am scared to see him.
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I went to a funeral. For a young man...Timothy Plaistow. He was a senior in high school. He also used to live across the street from me. I watched him grow up and when I stop to think about it...that's when I first showed the desire to work with younger people...as a child myself. He would round up kids and they all would wait for me to get home to play basketball or catch. When I hugged his mom at the funeral...she thanked me. She said that Timmy always looked up to me. I still can't stop the tears...I still can't stop crying about it. He committed suicide...and even tho I was no longer a huge part of his life...I can't help but feel like I still could have done something differently. Please pray for his family...especially his mom who had to bury him...and his younger sister and brother who he left behind.
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Couple weeks ago I attended a funeral for two fellow firefighters. Two men who dedicated their lives to protect their neighbors,their lives and property. They died on a day off in an ATV accident, and were given a Firefighters memorial service, honor gaurd, last roll call etc. Very touching service, representaatives from Fire stations and Police departments from 3 states. A memorial not just for these brave men but a memorial for what they dedicated their lives too. not even an hour after the sevices people started posting complaints to the newspaper about the "Inconvieniance" the prosetion of all the vehicles caused them!!!!!!!!! ( the route was posted in the paper for two days so people can adjust their driving) and the waste of tax payers dollars for our "arrogance" for such an elaborade memorial for two people who did not die in the line of duty!!! Before they even got the facts that the funeral was paid for by donations, the union etc and nobody was on the clock for the event!!!!
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just had my uncle's funeral today... and last night we had the rosary... i didn't know him to well..been more than 5 yrs since i last saw him.. we had the rosary tonight.. i usually don't go up to the caskets cause i like my last memory of them to be when they were alive..rather than dead in a casket.. but i sorta had to ..forgot how he looked.. when i finally saw him..than i finally remembered. it's sad but it's not as sad as if i had known him. old ppl are funny.. aunt's, uncles, grandparents kept on calling me by my sisters names. and none remembered my real name..not memorable i sop. geez..thanks:P they all assumed i got prego when i was young and had kids..it's the usual round here..and than asking if i was married.. so it's just a reminder i don't have my own family yet..yea awesome:P most of them said..'good..don't get married'..wtg on encouraging me ppl. and let's not forget the constant staring..they were either tryin to figure out who's daughter i was
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A FUNERAL PROCESSION: A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss', I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen afuneral like this. Whose funeral is it?' 'My husband's.' 'What happened to him?' The woman replied, 'My dog attacked and killed him.' She inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?' The woman answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her.' A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. 'Can I borrow the dog?...
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived b y his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dou
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HUMILITY We humbly ask the Higher Power and of our friends to help us to change. Creator is an ally who we are finely walkin with. There is no greater ill then being Spiritually sick. We, to, must start over in every area of our lifes. Humility is an attitude that will help us start fresh in every thing we do. To be humble is to get down on Mother Earth and ask the Higher Power for help on a regular basis. We all have a Self-regulator inside of us whose purpose is to keep us inside a "comfort zone". When we get outside of our emotional comfort zone, we might find ourselves gettin irritable and edgy. Juststice We are making up to those people when ever we can, except when to do so would hurt them more. As we walk, the path of forgiveness and justice we stay focused on the things we have done wrong. We are on this path to get right with the Creator and with others. Make your admends as quickly as possible. Some admends can be done by letter or by telephone. Pre
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Here's the July 2012 FuSocial Archive, please rate blog if you view: Miss Cherry is Back! http://fubar.com/f-ck-miss-cherry/b56627-1178838 Here's the FuSocial/Birthdays for June 2012: Toni Terror : Page Six Girl http://www.fubar.com/page-6-birthday-girl/b56627-1177641 Ellie and Gamer Princess: http://www.fubar.com/friday-oops-and-reality-blog/b56627-1177307 Here's the August 2012 Fusocial & News Archived Posts:The "Most Liked" Queens: http://fubar.com/the-most-liked-queens/b56627-1181802Information Regarding the "Poking" Achievements: http://fubar.com/to-the-pokers/b56627-1181764The 8/17/2012 Rate Glitch: http://fubar.com/today-s-ranks-rate-glitch-not-a-conspiracy/b56627-1181107
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60 Things You Didn’t Know About Me 1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? hahahaha all kinds of shit. Big box o cds, clothes, garbage, vibrator, a kite, a shoe, underwears (which I guess would go with clothes), a body of a small foreign child. 2. When was the last time you threw up? I don’t throw up. 3. What's your favorite curse word? fuck. And any combination involving the word. 4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? 1. ha 2. ha 3. ha….no smiling. 5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? passed the fuck out. Drooling. 6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? sitting at work in front of the computer. Hand down my pants on my balls. I wasn’t jerkin off you perverts. Just fondling. 7. If you could meet any celebrity today who would it be? *sigh* ive already met myself but I guess….kieth Richards would be cool. 8. Have you ever been to a strip club? der. Titties. Although they get rather boring. I spend a lot of money and end up still
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Your Birth Month is September Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love Your gemstone: Sapphire Your flower: Morning Glory Your colors: Brown and deep blue What Does Your Birth Month Mean? A to Z SurveyTake This Survey at Quizopolis.comA - Availableno B - Best FriendNayC - CrushDave
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Adrienne's sexual nickname: "Playboy Bunny" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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....busting out the coloring book and the crayons, while eating a ho-ho....good times!! (photo to follow - stay tuned!) ;) finished product!!
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Alrighty well I got a call back from Model Search America!! I couldnt be any more pleased!! yay!! Anyways thou I will start modeling with them sometime in the next few months! Wroooooot! Until then Im going to get my photoes ready and get an agent from this city to represent me! ;) hope that happens soon!! :D But things are kinda tight right now and stressed because Steves getting his Surgerys done soon!! So yea wish me luck and maybe one day soon you all can see my purty face on your next mags!! Later Sarahbella WAS Kickass!! I got to meet all of hatebreed and hugs and autographs ...sigh they rock...haha it was a blast thou for sure...my throat hurts thou...fuck....It was like less then 20 outside and my ass froze!! COLD SUCKS. Some chic got her neck stomped on...it was awfull..she was just crying I felt really bad for her..she was my size but still thank god for my size and a few good friends..I got to enjoy the show and nobody messed with me..just the usual hardcore dancers and
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If it can be done, I'll be the one to do it. Whether it be good or bad. I have a Dodge Durango, which I fearlessly go where ever I want in. Saturday, on a simple outing to the ball field I decide to park along one side of the field to create some shade. It had rained a few days before, it was a little muddy. Leave it to me.......... both tires on the passenger side sunk in the mud. I got a 4 wheel drive stuck. I had a handfull of willing helpers, I chose my ex-brother-in-law, I figured if anyone should tear up my vehicle it should be him. He sunk it further......... and covered me in mud, I was standing next to it to see if it was going anywhere. Called another friend who has a wreaker and auto-repair business. He's got the wreaker lent out so he brings his 4 wheel drive and a chain. Hooks the chain to his front end and my rear end (that sounds kinda wrong)and tries to back up an pull it out easy. No can do. He turns his vehicle around, hooks the chain back up, my X
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Star-Filled 'Bible Experience' A Hit Longer Old Testament audio version is planned for 2007. Blair Underwood is the voice of Jesus in "The Bible Experience," a hit on the audio book circuit. It's an epic telling of the life of Jesus, an ambitious production featuring an all-star cast. But it's not a movie or miniseries. It's a new audio Bible released by Zondervan, one of the world's largest publishers of religious books. "Inspired By ... The Bible Experience: New Testament" features a large, all-black cast including some of Hollywood's biggest names. And in the world of audio books, it's a smash. It has been at or near the No. 1 spot among the best-selling books listed on Wal-Mart's Web site since its early fall release. The retail chain Family Christian Stores say it's the fastest-selling audio Bible it has ever stocked. The 21-hour production, which lists for $49.99, features the voice talents of more than 250 singers, clergy and actors, including Denzel Washingt
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SUPER EXCITED GOING TO KC TONITE TO WATCH OTEP WITH MY BFF LISSA KEWL DEAL HOPE ITS FUN AND NOT TOOOOO OUTTA CONTROL DONT WANNA GET CAUGHT UP IN THE MOSH YEAH A NIGHT OUT WITHOUT THE KID AND SOMETHING TO ACTULLY GO DO YEAH
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PASSION IS MOST IMPORTANT, WITHOUT IT LIFE BECOMES DULL AND BORING. SOMEONES FINGERS TOUCHING YOUR BODY SLOWLY CREATES AN EVERLASTING FIRE INSIDE, FEELING YOUR HEART BEAT FASTER AS THE PASSION HEATS UP MMMMM WHAT A THOUGHT XX
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i joined today and im already addicted.. damn. LOVE the idea, the points, and especially the gifts! too fricking cute! not much i know but thats it for now.. xxxxxx Flav
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hey all this is such a great place to be and to all that have rated anything on my page or what ever it is call ed thank you oh so much you all are great to me oh and the comments are great too and here soon i will put up more pictures because as many of you know i want to be a photographer and i am in the begining stages right now so i have much to learn if any of you are photographers throw me a line and give me some tips any would be great well i thnk that is all for now love, angel
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[A] - AVAILABLE? some1 has my heart [B] - BIRTHDAY? oct 25 83 [C] - CRUSHING? its more then that now [D] - DRINK YOU LAST HAD? a beer [E] - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO? alex...or joe[F] - FAVORITE COLOR? pink [G] - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS? bears [H] - HOMETOWN? Fort Smith, AR [I] - ILL? No [J] - JUGGLE? No [K] - LIED TO SOMEONE? Im sure I have. [L] - LONGEST CAR RIDE? from here to dallas [M] - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR? Strawberry [N] - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS? 6 [O] - ONE WISH? to be with him and happy [P] - PERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST? chris [Q] - QUEER? What the hell??? [R] - REASON TO SMILE? i have my baby girl and shes healthy [S] - SONG YOU LAST HEARD? john deer green [T] - TIME YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? 12:30 no school..lol [U] - UNDERWEAR/BOXERS? boxers [V] - VEGETABLES? gross [W] - WORST HABIT? cuss [X] - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD? I've had a few [Y] - YOUR NUMBER OF FRIENDS ON MYSPACE? 47 [Z] - ZODIAC SIGN scoropio just be
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Snapple Facts #1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds #2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons #3 Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water #4 Slugs have 4 noses #5 Camels have 3 eyelids #6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph #7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day #8 A bee has 5 eyes #9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph #10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas #11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp #12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward #13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords #14 Camel's milk does not curdle #15 All porcupines float in water #16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1 #17 A hummingbird weighs less then a penny #18 A jellyfish is 95% water #19 Children grow faster in the spring #20 Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower #21 Almonds are part of the peach family #22 Alaska has the highest per
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The innocents of a child is so precious. We try to be good parents but its hard. For those new mothers everyday is a challenge. Everytime our child does something bad we try to do something that won't worp their mind. As single parents we always wonder "when they grow up will they have a little place in their heart that won't fogive me?" We work two jobs during the summer to make sure their taken care of. And go to college full time. But if thats what it takes I will do it. My child is my life and I will do anything for him. Lord grant me the serenity to except the things the things I can not change. The strength to change the things I can. And the knowledge to know the difference.
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Ok I get up early this morning have everything ready in a good mood yada yada yada all that crap. The humidity was pretty high over night so the windshield is covered and dew and the wipers arent the best. I am driving down this little two lane country road that is barely wide enough for two cars and the sun is blazing away in my eyes. Between the dew and the sun i am squinting to see the road. My phone rings. I am using hands free of course and I am talking to my daughter. I hear this huge POP and my passenger side mirror crashes into the window shattering. I look in the rear view mirror and holy shit I just hit a jogger with my mirror. I slam on my brakes and throw the truck in reverse and race back to where this guy is standing. I look back in the mirror and he is in a full sprint for the truck. I get close and jump out to make sure he is okay and understandably so the guy is LIVID!!!I start with I am so sorry.. He is yelling "what the hell are you doing You didnt see me??" I cant
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why can't i post any mumms wth i did before now it wont let me well this is fun finally finished updating this computer
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OMFG people Ashes of Eden Kicked ass again. Just like I said they would. I had a blasted last night all the way up to the very end. One of my friends brought a chic who got pissed off cause me and him was talking to each other and we hugged each other and all sorts of shit she wanted to fight which I thought was funny as hell just cause I was talking to my friend who I have known alot longer than she probably did. Anyways that some funny stuff and I just wanted to let you all know that Ashes of Eden kicked ass again. They are getting some bigger gigs soon woot woot GO AOE. They will be back at SouthPort on OCT. 5 so here is everyones invite to it on OCT. 5. Hope to see you all there.
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This is posted based on the same quiz from- http://www.fubar.com/blog.php?blogid=130621&pid=528819 The "10 Minute Survey" The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. 1. Start Time:1541 2. Name: Bill 3. Nickname: None-I wish, unless you count Orgasm Coach. 4. Astrology Sign: Virgo 5. Gender: Male 7. Hair color: Black 8. Eye color: Brown 10. Favorite color: Black 11. Glasses: Yes 13. tattoos: 0 14. birthplace: Philadelphia, PA 15. Area code: 773/347 NYC cellphone for work. 16. Siblings names: Valinda ******HAVE YOU EVER***** 17. Cut your own hair? No 18. Did something in the past month that you regret? Yes. 19. Have you ever met someone you were not supposed to? Probably. 20. Skipped school? No 21. Punched someone? Affirmative 22. Bungee jumped? No but I have H.A.L.O jumped. 23. Been arrested? No 24. Broken into someone's house? No 25. Been rejected? HELL YES!!! 26. Been to a funeral? Yes 27. Used a light
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In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, without any clothes. In this garden, were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, one covered Eve's. As the story goes on, nevertheless to say, The wind came along, and blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, all covered with hair. And wonder came, under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, started to rise. They found a spot, that suited them best, A nice big tree, where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, and wider apart, While thrill after thrill, came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, peeked into the hold, And filled her with passion, beyond her control. Backward and forward, his thing did slide, And Eves treasure, was all wet inside. The joy was good, she wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, was all out of juice. Then through the years, people did screw, And now it's time, for me and you. So pull down your pants, and lay in the gra
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's l
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Come join the first train that pays to be on it .. For every member that joins you receive a small gift such as a gift from the fu shop.. fu bucks.. bling .. ticker.. 1 day blast .. Exp..When you join you give a gift to the person who joined before you and then the next person that joins gives you a gift.. This is the giving train.. As some ppl can't always afford these items it's a nice way to return love to others even if just with a small gift. To join you must F/R/A all train members then send a message to the Conductor, Co-Conductor, or Engineer. Welcome to the Midnight Special Conductor Carnie@ fubar Co-Conductor (2nd in command) ~GreenEyedGoddess ~Owner of Blue Dragon Owned by Abby again :) {Shadow Levelers}@ fubar Engineer (3rd in command)
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Momopoly is making a new game, a world edition. They are letting us vote for our favorite cities, up to 10 around the world! Awesome huh! Its monopoly.com =) Im voting everyday, lol. Oh, I almost forgot, they have a monopoly link at the top of that page that lets u play against the pc. Have fun! Hugs =) MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts
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Hey, Next week I won't be on much, if at all, my best friend is coming to stay with me for a week ((so excited))... leave me some love...and some gifts! :p XOXO
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This part might seem like a repeat and a repeat of the same thing over and over again, but yet it's sorta what i would do as well!! You go to sit up and forget that you are handcuffed to the headboard, you so bad wanted to play with yourself to make you cum, but you can't cause you foregot that you were handcuffed.. Did i also forget to mention that you have your feet tied down as well, as you lay on the bed handcuffed and legs tied down spread eagle. I start to lightly nibble and suck on your clit & start to pinch your nipples. As I am lookin' up into your eyes lookin' at you and watchin' your reactions. I start to suck harder on your clit and bring one hand down to finger your pussy, you can feel my fingers up against your g-spot. I see the look into your eyes that you are feeling great and are about to cum. So I start to suck harder and nibble harder and rubbin' my finger harder and faster on your g-spot.. I can feel you tighten up and i can see the look in your eyes
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Fun Facts About Scorpios I don't know about yall, but I'm a sucker for the 'what personality is your zodiac' things, and in the spirit of entering the scorpion sign today I thought I'd share this with you. Beneath a controlled, cool exterior beats the heart of the deeply intense Scorpio. Passionate, penetrating, and determined, this sign will probe until they reach the truth. The Scorpio may not speak volumes or show emotions readily, yet rest assured there's an enormous amount of activity happening beneath the surface. Excellent leaders, Scorpions are always aware. When it comes to resourcefulness, this sign comes out ahead. Friends and Family Sincerity and truth are strong components of the Scorpio's friends. It can take some time before really close bonds are formed, but once done, the Scorpio will remain dedicated and loyal. Witty and intellectual, they prefer companions who are humorous and easygoing. Full of surprises, this sign will give you the shirt off their bac
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E.C. Segar's character was based on a beady-eyes,pipesmokeing, wiry old bar-room brawler named Frank "Rocky" Fiegle-a legend in Chester,Illinois around 1915. Like Popeye, Fiegle never lost a fight but he was no sailor; he earned his drinking money by sweeping out the local saloon. There was a real Olive Oyl, too. Dora Paskel,a shopkeeper in Cheater.She was tall and skinny,wore her hair in a bun and even wore tall button up shoes...
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This is a rip off of Morrigan's Fun Facts Mumms.  For those of you that are new to this here is what you do:      Comment saying one little fact about yourself.  It can be funny, sad, outrageous, boring, silly, etc. Whatever you wish to tell us :)   This is drama free and all about being positive.  This is just a fun way to learn more about each other.  To see what we have in common or to learn a little about our differences.  Perhaps this will spark some interesting discussions.   I do have a few rules for the blog: *anyone can comment, you can even curse *have fun *no disrespect or drama or I will block you Also when the replies become difficult to read (grrrr @ missing words in replies) please start a new comment 'box'   I will start off with a fun fact about me.   My name Lipstick fits me because I own about 200 tubes of lipstick and lipglosses.    
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I need help leveling. I am just shy of fans, and i am at 1,420,000 so i am 600,00 away on points. Can you help me?
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Hey sweeties, Thought I would ask some cool questions the ones that want to play can if they dont thats fine too. have fun I will put my answers to these but u put yours when you send them back to me. hugs and Kisses....Lorie 1. when is your Birthday? 1/31/69 2.favorite color? purple 3.favorite flower?yellow rose 4.how many kids do u have? 2 boys 5. how many times u been married? one time with same guy for almost 18 good yrs. 6. what is your favorite car? new mustangs and I like the new chargers too. 7. what color could your car be? Bright yellow or black. 8.How many people have u met off the net? I have a big list not sure how many. 9.what is your pet peeve? being late, alier, and a stealer. 10. do you like fake boobs or real boobs? either is fine with me. 11.If you could go visit a place in the US where would it be? not sure I been to alot of states. 12.how old are you? 37 yrs old 13. if you are married or have a bf or gf is it an open relatio
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OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from DolphinSinger :)) 1. I am a frustrated singer/actor on the body of a retail store manager. 2. I love watching footbal however I have discovered that watching sports by yourself is not as much fun as watching it with other people. 3. My guilty pleasure is WWE (yes I know its fake) 4. I REALLY wish I didn't work in retail so Im trying to find something else 5. I love all of the performing arts, especially music. (All kinds...) 6. I have a gym membership but haven't been there in about 3 months. I have no real excuse... 7. I love camping and hiking but I don't do it nearly enough. 8. I have 4 cats and a Chowmation Retreiver
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ive got a new guest book. please stop in and sign it. ty rexford! REXFORD@ CherryTAP Utah rescue 'has not gone well' Reuters Published: Sunday, August 12, 2007 HUNTINGTON, Utah -- Rescuers searching for trapped coal miners plan to bore a third hole into a collapsed Utah mine after another attempt to locate them with a camera failed, officials said on Sunday. Miners burrowing out an escape route big enough for a person had to temporarily abandon their efforts twice over night as seismic "bumps" shook the new horizontal tunnel. "Underground, it has not gone well," mine co-owner Robert Murray told a news conference. "They are the most difficult conditions that I have ever seen in my 50 years of mining." View Larger Image A woman wipes her eyes with a tissue during a gathering at the Huntington State Center of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints to offer prayers and begin a special fast for the six miners trapped in Crandall Canyon mine, their families, a
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Mexicans are taking over my walmart... what's next? Stopped there for a second today. I don't understand why this makes me so sick, cause i dont really even like walmart. lol Why do they have to shop in packs? I was trying to pay for a couple of items. I had to stand behind 9 mexicans while i guess the pack leader paid for his case of beer. I hate to think of the Demographics of this country over the next 20 years. I'm saying that based on the changes ive seen in my small town over the past few years. Anyway, enough of my rant. Bash me if you wish I would love to hear all your comments. My local radio DJ was really bashing the illegals and mexicans in general today so I guess that got me going. lol Sorry if I offended anyone, but I want my town back!
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Until now, I have gotten through this life without ever having to say those seven terrible words. Through all the things that went wrong with me over the years – busted knee, fractured foot, bashed in teeth, ruptured eardrums, high arches – I was always grateful for never having problems with my penis or surrounding penile areas. Nary a crab has hiked across my murky grasslands, no herpes boil ever bubbled on my glans, no gonococcus has wriggled through my urethra, nor wart, nor chancroid, nor stalk of Chlamydia ever found purchase in the garden of my groinhouse. It was always the source of great pride for me. "Ahhh what a handsome and healthy penis I have, I often thought to myself." It’s the kind of penis that makes you sorry for all the people with the problem penii. Like the penis of poor Harvey Perry. I remember the day I saw it. We were about 14-years old and urinating side-by-side when I got a gander. The thing was mangled and flayed at the head like a tube of Italia
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If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20.
Fun Games
No Cheating You Have To Send to every one on your buddylist & see what they want from you!!! 1=A baby 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Sex partner 7=Lap dance 8=To chill 9=To cuddle
The Fun House
StewieGriffin's Fun House! NEW RETRO Games Added Feb 16Click A Pic To Play.XeviousTime PilotCentipedeExciteBikePunchOutBubble Bobble 2
Fun In Germany
Looking for people in germany, who want to have fun. If you got good ideas, or something like that, just tell me ;-) have a look: http://www.ex.cc.gd/?ref=1539046
Fun In San Diego?
Hey ladies- Mike in San Diego here. La Jolla, more specifically. I am looking for a lady to have some fun with. How much fun is up to you. I don't mind you watching me get off, and of course, if you wanna join in that is hot too... I have AIM, Yahoo, and MSN to chat with... Interested? Mike Hey ladies- Late 20's, Italian guy here looking for some no-strings, no drama fun... I have a nice empty office to play in too... Mike Hey ladies- Mike in San Diego here. La Jolla, more specifically. I am looking for a lady to have some fun with. How much fun is up to you. I don't mind you watching me get off, and of course, if you wanna join in that is hot too... I have AIM, Yahoo, and MSN to chat with... Interested? Mike
Fun In An Elevator
Fun and Crazy Things To Do In An Elevator...if you are brave enough, haha... When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push a button, pretend it gave you a shock. Smile and go back for more. Ask the others in the elevator which floor they're going to, but push the wrong buttons. Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on. Hold the doors open as if you're waiting for a friend, but then let it close. Say to nobody, "Hey, Wally, how's it been?" Drop a pen, wait for someone to pick it up and then yell, "That's mine!" Put a cardboard box in the corner; when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking. When the doors close, announce, "Don't worry, they'll open again soon." Enforce a group hug. Open your purse slightly and say, "Do you have enough air in there?" Tell one of the other passengers that you're sorry, but you're going to have to let him go.
Fun In The Shower
Fun In T-town
Well I just finished school on the 9th and thought I needed a well deserved vacation... so I went and staying with Thomas, Dough, Nikko and Malcom... omg did we have fun!! Well, first off I'll tell you about these guys... Thomas: used to be my girls man. My girl went psycho and no one wants to be around her no more, so that ain't her nigga no more. Dough: his brother and absolutely adorable, gorgeous, funny and extremely romantic. Nikko: one of the funniest mutha fuckas i've ever met. from his jokes, sayings and shit to his facial expressions... he had me laughing or smiling the WHOLE time! Malcom: this lil kid has got talent. beyond anything i've ever seen... he can make beats, he can dance... oh can he dance... and he can spit songs like no other!! he's a fun lil man and i can't wait to bring him to spokane! Ok so those are my boys... :) We had such good times... they smoked... I laughed at them... lol we just hung out and got to know one another more... watchi
Fun/interesting Facts
The Fun I Had In A Auction.lol
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Funitime
Its chilly when its cold!------------- Don't worry just be! ---------------- Try me on for size!------------------- your a Funny Fucker!------------------ To Swig or not to Swig that is!------- Pie Perfect!-------------------------- Whats up Cherry Pop!------------------ Lick it then Stick it!---------------- Ride it like a snow sled!------------- Sfinkter Clause!---------------------- My Goggy (good doggy)!---------------- Pretty Slitty kitty!------------------ Slamit Damnit!------------------------ Thats a nice Hose hound for my front yard! Look at this dump truck all stuck in the muck like a stupid fuck!---------------------- Roll with the turns baby!------------- Try a fat chick on your stick!-------- Pussy lovers Lunch box!--------------- I like sushi! mushu shushi!
The Fun I Have
I live and work in the edwardsville Ill.area and I really dont do much but get on my computer and check people out no harm intended,I like rating gives me something 2 do I guess,yes I do need 2 get a life right?but anyways people out here in fuland have allways been nice 2 me no rudeness if i do get it I brush it off no big deal its life,but at times I find it very difficult 2 get off the computer because once I am mind set thats it...I pass up supper time all my tv showes before I know it its time 2 go back 2 work!and the ladies are awesome 2 me out here the guys are cool 2...I guess I am just a divorced guy having his fun that he was not able 2 ever have...peace 2 all
Fun Jokes
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
Funktastick Rants
it took a while to find all this info so i hope you can follow. first of all 6,446,131,400 (July 2005 est.) people on earth now the breakdown Religions: Definition Field Listing Christians 32.84% (of which Roman Catholics 17.34%, Protestants 5.78%, Orthodox 3.44%, Anglicans 1.27%), Muslims 19.9%, Hindus 13.29%, Buddhists 5.92%, Sikhs 0.39%, Jews 0.23%, other religions 12.63%, non-religious 12.44%, atheists 2.36% (2003 est.) now lets say the Christians are right (majority rules) that means 67.16% of us thats 4,329,221,848.24 are going to hell now out of the Christians the roman catholics have the most ppl so now we got just for laughs well say they are right so now 82.66% of us are wrong and are going to hell thats 5,328,372,215.24 people burning now we will widdle that down some more, how many of the roman catholics really follow every word (ive seen the news i know that not all do just ask a quire boy) now ill be nice and say 25% lead the "holy" life that
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Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Been Dee Jaying since i was 12. 2. I like to drive fast. (always buy Penzoil) 3. Seafood is my favorite dish. 4. Im a freak for long hair. (not oily hair i got my own Oil!) 5. Peanut Butter is my favorite snack. (hmm peanut oil) 6. I LIKE BOOOOOBBBBIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSS IN MY FACE TOO (with OIL a must) *wink* 7. I dont like to be angry i turn into The Incredible HULK! ("Mr. Magee dont make me angry, you wouldnt like me when i'm angry.") 8. I have a huge collection of model cars. (from my OIL Profits) 9. My hobby is Photography 10.And finaly... I know a 101 uses for OIL!!! (in the bedroom) So now... BRING ME THE OIL!

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