>The Montana Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, and > hunters, > >fishermen to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while > in > >the mountains. > > > >Hikers are advised to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells > on > >their clothing to alert but not startle the bears > >unexpectedly. > > > > > >They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with > a > >bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. > > > >People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear > and > >grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain > berries > >and possibly squirrel fur. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper > >spray

>The Montana Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, and > hunters, > >fishermen to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while > in > >the mountains. > > > >Hikers are advised to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells > on > >their clothing to alert but not startle the bears > >unexpectedly. > > > > > >They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with > a > >bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. > > > >People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear > and > >grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain > berries > >and possibly squirrel fur. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper > >spray

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