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A LONGSHOREMAN WENT TO THE DOCTORS SAYING:
"DOC? I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT?"
THE DOCTOR REPLIED:
"TAKE OFF THE HARDHAT DUMBY, IT'S ON BACKWARDS!"
OK, IT'S WORTH A CHUCKLE ANYWAYS.....LEAVE SOME COMENTS PLEASE....THANKS
HOW MANY LONGSHOREMAN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
1 TO WATCH,
1 TO HOLD THE LADDER,
AND 1 TO SAY "HURRY AND CHANGE ALREADY? IT'S LUNCH TIME?"
(ok? i know? if it's bad, spank me for it? if it's good, spank me for it too?)
HAVE A GREAT DAY AND LEAVE SOME COMMENTS, I LOVE READING & HEARING FROM MY FRIENDS!
WHY DOES'NT LONGSHOREMEN TAKE EX-LAX?
IF THEY DID, THEY WOULD'NT BE CONSTIPATED TO TALK CRAP.......
HMMMMMMMM? MAY BE I SHOULD JUST TAKE THESE JOKES TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.....YEAH, MAYBE NOT.
OK.....HERE WE GO AGAIN
IF YOU HAVE A DIRTY DIAPER IN ONE HAND AND A LONGSHOREMAN SHAK'N THE OTHER, WHA-CHA GOT?
TWO HANDS FULL OF CRAP THAT-CHA GOTTA GET RID OF............LAAAAAAAAAME
I KNOW? I KNOW? I KNOW?
MY JOKES ARE BAD BUT CHA GOTTA @ LEAST READ 'EM? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE?
OK, SO THE LAST JOKE WAS KIND OF LAME SO I'M TRYING ANOTHER ONE TO REDEEM MYSELF?
WHAT DOES A LONGSHOREMAN AND A TOILET BOWL HAVE IN COMMON?
A LONGESHOREMAN TALKS WHAT A TOILET FLUSH'S..........
AND AHHHHHHHHHHHH, YEAH, I'MJ A LONGESHOPREMAN SO YA'LL CAN'T SAY THAT I'M PICK'N ON 'EM......HE HE HE HE HE
