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Out of sorts.
Someone took a whisk to my brain today...a lil on the scrambled side.
I cannot break eggs properly. I crack it too hard, or too soft, or the shell shatters like sugar glass...because who doesn't love crunchy eggs? I almost always have scrambled or an omelette for breakfast because of this deficiency. I usually find all the shell fragments at least. Getting only the whites in the bowl is an exercise in madness, so now I just buy them Egg Beater things.
Those of you that do it one handed all fancy like can just bite me.
Really windy today. There's this old tree that sways so hard when it's windy, I don't understand how it is still standing. It has been there since before I was born. It kind of looks like a very tall and skinny person trying to walk against the wind. They feel it coming and put their hands over their face and turn sideways into it. Their upper torso buffeted backwards while their legs try and stay planted. Then the wind stops and they sway back
It is with a very heavy heart that I pass on this news.Sometime early this morning, Thursday, October 8, 2009, my dear friend, David Michael Wolf, aka NC CHEROKEE WARRIOR here on Fubar, passed away in his sleep at his home in Joppa, MD.Those of you who knew David, knew that he had been dealing with terminal small cell carcinoma. David had continued to work, driving long hauls to help cover the cost of his medications. I knew David his entire life. His family and mine have been close for several generations. I used to watch David when he was a child, and I watched him grow up to be a very special man.David was first and foremost a poet. He turned many of his writings into songs, and he also wrote music to many of my poems. He had seven CDs of music that he recorded, and some of you here on Fubar were lucky enough to have received some of his music. David was born in Sylva, NC, on July 5, 1975. He lived in England, from 1996 - 1999. He moved to Maryland in 2000. Although he and I hooked
Shall We Play A Game.
These are all lyrics from tv show theme songs. How many can you guess without google.
1. So while you’re here enjoy the view Keep on doing what you do
2. You'll have some fun now With me and the gang Learning from each other
3. There's a time you got to go and show You're growin' now you know about
4. Don’t waste another minute on your cryin’. We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)
5. You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you...... Down at our rendez-vous,
6. Your job's a joke, you're broke, you're love life's DOA.
7. They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine. And together we'll be fine....
8. Not getting hastled, not getting hustled. Keepin' your head above water
9. As long as we live, it's you and me baby, There ain't nothin wrong with that.
10. This is the music that you hear as you watch the credits. We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle.
I'm Not That Old.
So It's been a few weeks. 1232 junk emails. Here are the highlights and the lowlights.
AARP: Enjoy all the benifits.
I'm not that old!
AgeQuiz: How old are you really
I said I'm not that fucking old!
CIO minute: 10 People not to hire. Are you one of them?
Hey look buddy, after the age guy, you are all on pretty thin ice.
Radical diet pill. Only for the brave!
So now I'm fat and a chicken?
Terrorism threat level has been elevated to [HI
Tell them I said Hi back.
Forensics Degree: Your future is dead.
I'm going to stop reading these soon.
This holiday season, spread more....
this was actually for holiday recipes but I would have to think they cut off the title here on purpose.
MRS FARIDA WAZIRI: BE CAREFUL OF THE HUDLOOMS
Why? they aren't as bad as hoodlums.
Beautiful Russian Women Are Waiting to Meet You
fine... tell them I am poor.... and old. Like AARP old.
Lonely Wives Adult Dating
ok you know what... You bitches already have husbands and now you are going
Screw You Mr. Gorbachev!
I'm not used to coming into work early. I tried to force myself to go to bed early last night and it just resulted in a staring contest with my ceiling. I could have just stayed awake, been entertained, and achieved the same results.
The only benefit is that when I finally fell asleep 10 minutes before I had to get up I had a bizarre dream. I was apparently helping Leonardo DiCaprio escape from behind the iron curtain with this sexy blonde female spy that looked kinda like Naomi Watts.
My recollection starts with me gettting the two of them to the train station with the KGB hot on our tail, but apparently the train station required me to perform an elaborate series of acrobatic feats to unlock the tracks. All while dodging KGB bullets mind you. So here I am leaping from one large metal tower to another to lift these metal plates off the train tracks while Leo and Naomi keep the KGB's heads pinned down with covering fire.
I finally unlock everything and we all start running to
Should I Say Goodbye...
I have been very close to a certain "someone" on here for over a year and a half. We have shared laughter, a few tears...and had the occassional disagreement. Not so long ago he met someone on here...whom he eventaully found out was not who she said she was (imagine that?). Well during his getting to know her phase he withdrew from me...I knew something was up but wasn't sure what. Anyway once he told me I was kind of upset I mean he blew me off for some chick. I on the other hand have always been a faithful friend..never swaying. Well I was hurt...he begged for me to forgive him so I did. Fast forward to two weeks ago..I notice his behavior is once again "changing". And why you ask??? Yet another Fubar woman. This one is a real piece of work..she has so much baggage she puts Samsonite to shame. This time however he decided to move this woman in with him. Ok wait...rewind...prior to me finding out she now lives with him..she pretended to be "him" and proceeded to have a conversatio
People Try To Put Us Down...
I love The Who.
If I was forced at gunpoint to put my favorite bands of all time into some sort of numerical list they would be in the top 10. Possibly top 5.
Some of their songs hit me in such a personal way it's difficult to talk about it. I discovered them when everyone should discover them...while I was in high school. Their songs are timeless and will appeal to disillusioned and disenfranchised youth forever. Even as they got into their 30's and 40's and were still writing songs, they were writing them to the same lost teenagers that they always wrote...speaking to them...speaking to the ones that no one really listens to. Kindred.
The Real Me is a song I just want to scream at the top of my lungs whenever I hear it. Behind Blue Eyes speaks to the darkness and loneliness inside me. See Me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
I love them and their music.
I saw them perform at the Super Bowl last night.
It made me kind of sad.
Not the performance. Despite their age they can s
Double Or Nothing
Babyj hooked it up today.
He doubled the number of photos each level can have, and also the number vips can have (from 5000 to 10000).
He also doubled the number of 11's vip's get each day from 100 to 200.
Tell a friend!
I am bored, so here is a random blog of random things
Twilight fans, yea, WTF is wrong with you? Sparkly vampires and this appeals to you why? Oh hey look My vampire does not eat human, he never sleeps, he fucking sparkles in the sun light like a little fairy...
Okay hm, I am seriously considering typing this out on "Sticker paper" and then pasting it on My front door.
Seems someone was bothered by the Free Palestine pic I have in My album because they rated it a one yeserday...and rated the Islamic satire pic an 11, Oh people the freedom of Palestine does not equate to a hatred of Jews, if you think that, you are just a fucking moron.
Ever wonder what creates terrorist? .. I don't know... how about being oppressed since birth? .. that is just a thought...
This picture, is just cause of what Spinoza and I were speaking of in his picture. I read a poll a while ago that said 53% of religious people under the age of 30 have NEVER read their own religious text, in that same poll, th
Yeah. See Ya.
If you're wondering why you're being taken off my lists (here, and fb), you should focus on who's ass you're kissing, and who you're running and reporting to. I'm too old, too wise, and too busy with real life to entertain the idea of welcoming more drama into my life. If you're one who spreads it, or causes it, you're gone. Simple as that. Don't like it? Stop being a fucking two-faced, backstabbing cunt (that applies to guys, too).
UPDATE: I've deleted basically everyone, aside from a few that have proven themselves a friend to me. I will add back as I see fit.
Amorosa? ..the Early Cinco De Mayo Fake...blown Out....
Wow, ok. So it’s time to revisit this one. First, off let’s bring it back some, to this fake we blew up back in this blog below…
Click here to see ...
Well apparently that wasn’t enough back at the end of last year for people to wake up and see what this thing really was, a deviant fake. In the meantime, it’s managed to make some new fake creations as well. Apparently this fake has been getting blinged and autoe
Passing It Up...
Okay, just got done watching an episode of STARGATE ATLANTIS...
If you know me, you know this is my daily routine before going to bed.
And for you BIG SG fans, it's season 4, episode "QUARANTINE"...
For all you NON fans, it's an episode where the logical astro-physics scientist guy gets locked down with his biology-loving... ummm, biologist girl he's dating...
Anyway, the base goes on LOCKDOWN mode right before he's going to propose to her.
HE freaks out because he thinks he's the only one able to save the base.
SHE does her best to calm him down and remind him of all his team partners who can do it.
HE doesn't pay attention, he's too worried saving the base as well as himself...
Long story short, he admits he was going to propose but says it's not important now...
The last scene is him saying "Hey, we can still have dinner sometime, right?!?"
SHE says "of course..."
HE walks past the doors, and looks back before they close...
SHE says "Goodbye Rodney..."
Been meaning to post this for awhile.
Me and Papi have yet another bet going, and I hope to break my losing streak.
We've got 50 on who will make it the furthest in the NBA Finals.
I've got the Cavs, and Papi's got the Lakers (boooo).
If they both lose in the same round, we go with whoever has the most wins in that series.
If they're tied, then we go with EAST vs WEST (hope it doesn't come down to that).
And I have a side bet with ASB, another Lakers fan, that if the Cavs win it all she will post a pic with CAVS on her butt (y)
Finally, I have a bet with Dud on the Cleveland/Boston series for 5 million FuBucks (I think).
Just some observations I've made by rotting my brain while watching tv:
Why would men want to dye their facial hair? Just For Men has a beard dye..really?? In the commercial it shows a man with a graying beard being shot down by a 30 or 40 year old woman. Are women at that age really that picky about graying facial hair??
Vanity makes me laugh; just shave the damn thing off! These are the same men who think the 'comb over' looks good and no one can notice. (I just want to shave Donald Trumps head while he sleeps. Luckily for him, he has great security guarding him.)
Onto Dell's newest commercial: laptops (of course.) Now in jet black. *blinks* Isn't the standard color for a laptop/desktop black?? Wow me with some hot pink, cherry red or lime green. "OOOH LOOK! THEY HAVE A NORMAL COLOR LAPTOP! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I SO HAVE TO HAVE THAT ONE!!" Oh wait..it's JET black..I get it now. *stabs*
The Office Max commercial makes me laugh (I think it's Office Max.) "WOW!! THAT'S A LOW PRI
You're a stupid arrogant asshole who needs a woman to constantly stroke your ego.
You take what you want from your so-called 'friends'...what YOU want. Not what is best for them.
And when it doesn't go your way you manipulate like a little bitch to get what you want, and when it doesn't go your way you throw your toys out of the pram and lower yourself to childish insults.
And then to have the audacity later to appear to be 'above' it all or pretending to 'not remember'.
Please, even a 12 year old boy can come up with a better excuse than that.
If you're going to be an asshole, expect people to react.
Stinky Mcstinky! (x2)
So when I went away with my friends anywhere they are always shocked when I don't pack deodorant or use it religiously like they do.
But I'm a simple girl...I'm not fussed about smelling like a bucket of flowers. My most common scent is prolly when I just smell of soap out of the shower. I don't see the need for deodorant myself cos if I get stinky then I just go shower...DUR!
Right but my friends, they don't get stinky like straight away either but it seems like they think that no smell=bad and that they have to smell of something flowery 24/7.
In my own lil world, deodorant and perfume doesn't really play much of a factor. I'll prolly spray it if I remember (which is pretty much never).
Is it normal for most other people to use it regularly? Like just another daily routine such as brushing your teeth or something?
A Diet For Me And My Heart
So tomorrow I meet with the cardiologist for a followup from my MRI. Im assuming b/c they didn't call me that it wasn't serious. I apparently just have an abnormal EKG, bad family history, high cholesterol and flucuating blood pressure.
So being treated like a 60 year old man at the doctors and the funny looks wondering why someone so young was getting all this stuff done, has led me to FINALLY get into good cardio shape AND dieting.
So far I've been good with not cheating on the diet as I am doing the 5 meals a day at about 500 calories a meal. 40/40/20 protein/carbs/fat. So this has consisted of eating fruits and veggies which I NEVER ate before. I'm taking fish oil with omega 3 (anybody hear of that working?) and just eating healthier foods. So very very little alcohol, no chocolates, no fast food, no soda, coffee, nada. I feel as if I can do this for the 60 days I am doing the INSANITY workout it will become habit and I will stick with it. I actually am not craving anythin
So I found out today that teh guy I went on a date with asked my step sister out already...LAST YEAR.
She turned him down and it's not like he done wrong by asking me, one year later but URRRRRRGHHHHH second choice as per usual. :@
Dentist Or Nay?
So I haven't been for a dental check-up since I came off the NHS and my old dentist charges £60+ just for a check-up. But I haven't had any problems with my teeth ever apart from a small filling when I was about 7. But I dunno...I mean there's a possibility that there might be something wrong with my teeth but it's not something that hurts so I wouldn't know? All dental problems hurt right?
I knooooooooow it's health and all that shiz...but 60 pounds could be spent on other things...like a dress. (I soo got my priorities right lolz).
And I'm going to the opticians next week and I deffo need glasses and the only frames I like are Police ones so that will set me back about 150 odd for the frames and then there's the lenses which would be about 80-90 pounds on top.
Aaaaaaaaaaargh and my lil stash of moolah is getting smaller and smaller...
I should get a job really...
But I don't feel like it.
Consider Yourself Warned!
there's a lot of weirdos on fubar, and a lot of them show up in my shoutbox. This broad, however, takes the fucking cake.
I can't believe this convo. In fact, no one should. REALLY. NO ONE SHOULD.
If you haven't blocked her already, I suggest you do, even before you read on:
STRyCHNiNe: Do you have a full bladder?
LilBoops: Actually, I just woke up...already took my morning pee.
STRyCHNiNe: How about your colon? Is it full?
LilBoops: I usually have my first daily shit around 8:00 am, and a second one at 5:00 pm.
STRyCHNiNe: Oh God...that makes me so wet!
LilBoops: Did you piss yourself?
STRyCHNiNe: I wish! Thing is, I can't golden shower myself. Maybe you could help me? Drink lots of coffee!
LilBoops: Look, I'll help you, but you'll have to give me a fupony.
STRyCHNiNe: I'll do anything. Can you loan me $1,000?
STRyCHNiNe: Come on baby.
I Have Conquered The World
I did the butt burners...I hate them.
I kept my arms up the whole time.
I am fuckin awesome,
I have not smoked or had caffeine in two months...
I have lost 28 pounds and I feel fan fucking tastic.
What Makes A Mother??
I thought of you and closed my eyes
And prayed to God today
I asked "What makes a Mother?"
And I know I heard Him say.
"A Mother has a baby"
This we know is true
"But God can you be a Mother,
When your baby's not with you?"
"Yes, you can," He replied
With confidence in His voice
"I give many women babies,
When they leave is not their choice.
Some I send for a lifetime,
And others for the day.
And some I send to feel your womb,
But there's no need to stay."
"I just don't understand this God
I want my baby to be here."
He took a deep breath and cleared His throat,
And then I saw the tear.
"I wish I could show you,
What your child is doing today.
If you could see your child's smile,
With all the other children and say...
'We go to Earth to learn our lessons,
Of love and life and fear.
My Mommy loved me oh so much,
I got to come strait here.
I feel so lucky to have a Mom,
Who had so much love for me.
I learned my les
Are You Buzzed?
i just added a little 'buzz' graph to everyones tooltip. your buzz is calculated based on how many drinks you've received in the last 24 hours, some drinks have different weights than others... it should be obvious.
it's kinda goofy, but i have some ideas for other features/abilities based on your buzz.... ;)
Spokenword(video Blog) : Fu'poetry By Marq
Fu Poetry... A Message To My Haters
And the shallow... The Drama Queens and Point/Attention Whores
This goes out to all my haters...
The two faced fuckers & the shallow imitators,
You think these Drama queens & cam whores mean what they say?
Its just their method to be noticed...
For their own ego's Sake
Coming online just for shits & giggles,
Mind fucks, & wastes of time, I should have figured...
You are merely hams for the cam...
How you love to be seen
Str8^ Chat hoz & attention fiends
It's like a video game to you... u don't give a fuck,
Cuz you'll just make it go away with one click or touch.
How sad & pathetic that you're so fake,
You'd rather hide your face...
Than to be put in your place
Well, I've had enough now, I detest your ways
& this web of deceit that has spawned my rage
This is my coming, call me karmas messenger,
I am sorting out the frauds...
No disrespect to the rest of ya.
But my disappointment in humanity has been growing all the whil
My Anonomous Hater Revealed!!!!
BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT THAT I HAVE NEVER EVER EVER POSTED A HATE BLOG ABOUT ANYONE BEFORE, BUT THIS PERSON HAS GONE WAAAYYY TOO FAR! TROPHY WIFE... IM CALLING YOU OUT!
THIS ALL STARTED ABOUT A MONTH AGO, I WAS GOING THRU MY FRIENDS REQUESTS AND RETURNING LOVE AND I NOTICED THAT TROPHY WIFE WAS ON SOMEONES COMMENTS TALKING ABOUT SPORKS AND ANGELBABY. SAYING THEY WERE FAT AND UGLY AND HOW DID THEY GET TO THE TOP ETC. SEEING AS BOTH OF THEM HAPPEN TO BE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS OF MINE I WROTE HER, AND SO DID SPORKS. I WASNT RUDE TO HER I SIMPLY TOLD HER SHE SHOULDNT BE TALKING ABOUT THEM IF SHE DOESNT KNOW THEM.
WELL A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO I STARTED GETTING ANONOMOUS GIFTS AND IM SURE THAT YOU ALL HAVE SEEN MY BULLETINS. CALLING ME A WHORE, AND CALLING ME FAT(DUH IM PREGNANT, SAYING I DONT RETURN LOVE, SAYING THEY ARE GONNA RUIN MY LIFE ETC. SO SAD THAT SHE FEELS THE NEED TO HIDE HER FACE WHEN SAYING THESE THINGS. JEALOUS MUCH??
THIS MORNING I RECIEVED A MESSA
This Is The One!
THE PUREST OF ANGELS IS BEING AUCTIONED OFF, AND IF YOU DON'T SEE THE NEED TO BID ON THIS AMAZING GIRL , PLEASE TAKE A CLOSER LOOK!!
NOW SOMETHING THAT YOU ALL NEED TO KNOW ABOUT NIC IS THIS SHE IS TRULY AMAZING! SHE PUTS EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HERSELF, SO LET US TAKE THE TIME TO PUT HER BEFORE US!! SHE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE SHE CAN GET, LET US JUST OVERWHELM HER!! SHE IS TRULY THE PUREST OF ANGELS!
PRIZES FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER ARE AS FOLLOWS:
-- > ALL PICS AND STASH RATED
-- > 5 SFW WORK PICS, SALUTES/POSES, YOUR CHOICE
-- > WEEKLY PIMPOUT BULLETIN FOR 1 MONTH
-- > PIMPOUT PERMANTENTLY IN MY BLOGS
-- > FU-OWNED BY _____ IN MY NAME FOR 2 WEEKS
-- > YOUR PROFILE LINK ON MY PROFILE FOR 1 MONTH
-- > AN AUTOGRAPHED SHIRT SENT TO YOU ALONG WITH A PIC OF NIC WEARING IT!
-- > A SFW PHONE CALL, UP TO THIRTY MINUTES!
-- > SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE!
-- > NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED.
-- > THE CONTESTANT RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS.
Alter Egos Or Medication?
Hi, im lou. Im single 34 and i live with my mother. im spending all her money cause shes dying of cancer and waiting for her to get under the ground is asking too much. i have a loan against my house and i go through 1000 bucks a day on out of state women who dont know the insane loser pansey that i am. seeing how im such a loser in real life, is it wrong for me to have alter egos? a way to escape myself? or should i seek the professional attention before i hurt myself and other people pretending to be people that im not?
most of my egos i create to try to scare people, im only 5'5 and very much fat but i like to think of myself as being really big. i flex in my pics so you can see something....anything..please! i know i make fun of girls for being fat but when they look at my pics the know im just crazy. so do i look like jerry only? i know hes in his 50 now so i might have a chance with this one.
My Best Friend
HERE IS THIS ONE PERSON WHO I CHERISH WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE. WE ARE ALIKE IN SOOOOO MANY WAYS (WHICH MAKES THIS PERSON SO RARE) AND ALOT OF WAYS WE ARE SO DIFFERENT BUT THE DIFFERENCE CREATES MY DESIRE TO LEARN. QUITE INTERESTING IT IS.. THEY ARE HERE FOR ME WHENVER I NEED IT EVEN IF THEY ARE HAVING FUN IN THE BACKYARD (HE HE) WITH THEIR SIGNIFACANT OTHER. I LOVEEEEEEEE THIS PERSON WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND COULDN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT THEM AND I AM SOOOOOOOO BLESSED THAT I HAVE THIS PERSON IN MY LIFE. THEY GET ME TOGETHER WHEN IM FUCKIN UP. ( OFTEN) LOL .. THEY ARE ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CAN PUT ME IN MY PLACE WHEN I AM BEING A COMPLETE ASS. THEY LOVE ME UNCONDITIONALLY AND CAN ADHERE MY WICKED STRONG POINTS OF VIEW AND CAN EVEN UNDERSTAND MOST OF THEM AND KNOWLEDGEDLY AND MORALLY DEBATE WITH ME. SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND AND I KNOW IM NOTR AROUND AS MUCH TO GOOF OFF WITH HER . LOL.. BUT WANT HER TO KNOW THAT I LOVE HER AS MY BESTEST FRIEND AND I COULDN'T MAKE IT WITHOUT HER ... I K
Thank You So Much For All Your Help Leveling Me To Fubarlord!!!!!!!
I want to thank all of you that helped me level....I was sooo excited when I saw my page and all the fun that was left on it! Ty ty ty so much for all the love, I felt it!
I'm so sorry I lost some friend requests.. so please resend!! So many of you loved on me that it ran right off my Bar Tab...(ohhh that sounded bad lol) so please please please let me know so I can return the love! I appreciate all of you taking the time to go to my page.... all the messages, rates, Blings, drinks, roses, fans, friend requests and comments were so appreciated... I had so much fun reading them all!!! ty again... you made my night!!!!!
Some People Just Cant Handle The Truth
Aw Look Mumm Comment Deleter who can't take the truth...
(After deleting my comment came to page and blocked me... yea real mature)
Deleting comment and blocking only proved what i originally said.. fubar emo
(thanks you for proving my point)
To any one...
If your going to post a global mumm WITHOUT comment approvals dont then act like a little school girl when some one says something that you dont like.. its the net, like real world your not going to like everything someone says..
And if by chance some one says something you dont like be an adult and reply back dont try and delete comment and shut them out as if it never happen your only showing your own immaturity, only children try to block out things and act as if it never happen
My First Earthquake
A moderate earthquake occurred at 11:42:15 AM (PDT) on Tuesday, July 29, 2008.
The magnitude 5.8 event occurred 3 km (2 miles) SW of Chino Hills, CA.
The hypocentral depth is 12 km ( 8 miles).
I Am Feeling Teh Old.
Well, my baby boy is turning 21 tomorrow.
I look back and have no idea where the time has gone. It seems like only a few years ago he was the lil boy with the missing front teeth and the worn out lil stuffed puppy.
The Homeless The Police And Reporters
A day in the life of Helly
I rarely lead a boring life ... but it is not often I have a day packed with as much thrills and chills as today.
Around my deli we have been having issues with a homeless "camp" being set up across the parking lot due mainly to the Salvation Army office being located in that area.(it usually gives me great mumm material lol) Usually there are 4 or so guys there and mall management will come and move them along once we have phoned and complained a few times. I always felt guilty for doing so until today.
This morning I pull in at 9 am and notice there is about 20 there this time. Not to thrilled with how it looked discussed with fellow biz owners that its time we get super firm that something needs to be done. I was nicely on Yahoo jabbering away to Ash and J at 11 when I saw one of them drop their bike in front of the store and dart in. With out thinking it thru I yelled hey hey hey knowing he was up to taking something and jumped my counter. As
So I'm reading a mumm about sex on a first date. Does it really matter which date it is on? Not like prudish college twats actually think the guy will stick around for longer than 3 dates anyways, and decided to propose on a 4th one. Who are people really kiddin? If I want sex, I'll get it. I never really cared about what some guy thought about me, and always got respect even after we did it on a first date. I guess its a Eastern European thing-shitty life made people view sex on a more carnal level than romantic, hence sex on a first date wasn't a biggie in Russia. In fact, it was sorta given that you get laid the same day. My 2 fuckin cents.
This dude needs 13,000 points to level up...go rate him please...you all know him as Mr. Mel;)
In a van down by the river@ fubar
Fu Bad Girls Club™© Roster
HEY ALL YOU LOVELY LADIES OUT THERE I AM FORMING A FUBAR GROUP CALLED "FU BAD GIRLS CLUB™©" IF ANY OF YOU LADIES WOULD LIKE TO JOIN. YOU CAN CONTACT ME JUICY. I WILL BE GIVING AWAY A BLAST TO ONE SPECIAL LADY EVERY OTHER WEEK. TELL ALL YOUR LADY FRIENDS. THE MORE THE MERRIER..
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What Family Role Do You Play?
You Are the Father
You are a strong, powerful figure in the lives of your friends and families.
In general, you value justice and fairness. You appreciate structure and rules.
At your best, you protect and guide those close to you.
You are a born leader. You are good at establishing order in chaotic situations.
At your worst, you are a tyrant who rules through intimidation and criticism.
You are quick to condemn other people as pathetic losers not worth your time.
What Family Role Do You Play?
So I'm Doing This Thing....
All it takes is 1 rate and I just may win something. :P
Please take a few seconds to rate this pic.
Gonna Kill Someone
This may get long, so buckle up.
Back Story - As a lot of you know, I applied to be a security guard in february this year. Passed test, sent off forms for licence etc. About a coupla months ago, received said forms back due to out of date info. 'cause it took so long for them to deal with. Resubmitted said forms two months ago to be resent to licensing authority.
Now to the new part. Phoned licensing authority today to find out what the hold up was, again. Found out they'd never received my reapplication.
At this moment, slightly annoyed.
So phoned the company who were meant to have sent them, person in charge not there, said they'd phone back.
3 hours later, nothing. Slighty more annoyed. Phoned back, find out they haven't been sent. More than annoyed now.
Before I go on, I'd been told all those months ago that they were paying for my application.
Now, in this phone call i'm told that I know have to pay £245, due to everyone else's fuck ups and the now slighty w
No, I Dont Beg.
Well i do. Just not this time. LOL
So yanoo how you buy Cubby a gift and he always returns it.....
Not no more....
I'm not asking for any money. Just will be a few days before i can afford to be the Fubar big spender i'm used too. Thanks for your understanding...
Do you see my photo rates? Maybe thats why??? Maybe no one rates me???
Probably not. :P
Dod For Tuesday Is Jaded Beauty
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Show her some love! an dont forget to comment that you are rating her!!!
The time has come for me to say goodbye to my home state of Texas. I'm moving on to bigger and better things. Now that things are settled (or close enough to it) with my ex husband, I don't think the state is big enough for both of us. I shouldn't have to feel like I'm looking over my shoulder to see if he's coming after me or not.
My son doesn't seem to upset about moving. He's asking me every day when we can move into our new house. For a 7 year old, he's pretty resilient. I can't wait to have everything over and done with. When I walk away this time, I'm not looking back. There's no way I can. The chapter is closed and it's time to move on.
The Word Of The 1st
i'm such a dork. i bought the page a day 2009 urban dictionary calendar. from time to time, i will post interesting words and definitions. we will have a sesame street-esque word of the day type of blog. use the day's word in a sentence if you will or poke fun at the retarded nature of said calendar.
since most of us will be either celebrating on new year's day or hungover, i decided to post the 1st word and definition today. have fun.
the ever-evolving bastardization of the written and spoken language as a result of social and cultural idolization of celebrities.
example: Aw, snap, son. Check out the fine-ass sho-tee rockin' all dat ice.
translation: Hello, my good sir. Take a gander at the beautiful woman wearing the expensive jewels.
What The Real Steel Cowboy Is All About
!!LETS SEE…. WHERE TO START…
I MET ALLAN GODFREY…. AKA RENEGADE……AKA BARBWIRE N STEEL……. AKA HARD TO HANDLE COWBOY…… AKA STEEL STETSON COWBOY …AKA ROUGH N READY COWBOY....ALIAS AFTER ALIAS, MAYBE ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO ON MYSPACE. I BELIEVED THIS MAN N EVERYTHING HE WOULD TELL ME. WORKIN ALL DAY BUILDING THIS N THAT TRAINING HORSES ON THIS RANCH HE OWNED OR WAS WORKIN ON. WINNING OUTRAGOUS AMOUNTS OF CASH AT RODEOS….WE TALKED ON N OFF FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS. EVENTUALLY I LEARNED THIS WAS A CROCK OF SHIT N HE GOT FIRED FOR BEING WORTHLESS AROUND THE RANCH HE WAS WORKIN AT DURING THAT TIME.
I EVEN HAD BOUGHT ME A PLANE TICKET TO GO SEE HIM. BUT BEFORE I COULD GO HE GOT FIRED.
HE CALLED ME N TOLD ME WAT HAD HAPPENED N THAT HE HAD NO PLACE TO GO....AWWW POOR ALLAN….HE ALWAYS HAD A SAD LIFE STORY TO TELL TO ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN SO ME BEIN ME I OFFERED HIM TO COME HERE. HE WAS ENRAGED AT HIS FORMER BOSS N KEPT YELLIN AT ME. I SHOULD HAVE HEEDED THIS WARNING N HUNG UP ON HIS SORRY ASS BUT
Internetz - Serious Business...
I saw this while browsing through the BBC News website. When e-drama goes bad!
A man murdered his estranged wife after becoming "enraged" when she changed her marital status on Facebook to "single".
Edward Richardson, 41, of Mayfield Road, Biddulph, was found guilty of stabbing Sarah Richardson to death.
He killed the 26-year-old hairdresser at her parents' home in Brown Lees, Staffordshire, on 12 May, 2008, Stafford Crown Court heard.
Richardson tried to kill himself after the attack and was sentenced to life with a minimum of 17 years in prison.
Fiona Cortese, of the Crown Prosecution Service, said: "Richardson became enraged when Sarah changed her marital status on Facebook to single and decided to go and see her as she was not responding to his messages.
"He gained entry by breaking the front door window and made his way into the property.
A Late Night "would You Rather"
I'm thinking me and my cousin have been up too long. We decided to take out bring out the "would you rather" book and ask each other questions, lol. I didn't realize that the book was this funny.
I thought you should know:
I have soft boobs with my new bra on, I would rather have fiber optic pubic hairs, I want my boobs to be an automatic dimmer switch, and I want my guy to have a glow in the dark dick
I'm sure it's not funny to those reading this, but I laughed so hard I snorted =/
Regarding a possible fu-party---
OK, so James and I really wanna do this, but there's lot of decisions to be made, and we want the best turnout.
Anyway, so to start the preliminary planning, there's a few questions we want answers to.
I'm sure there'll be more eventually, but...
1. When would be the best time for travel? We're thinking May, but that's up for negotiation.
2. Would people want to stay here (our house), or to get hotel rooms or camping spots. I have a fairly large home, so there's always floor space, etc.
3. Should it be kid friendly? The thought of having my children around people I only know over the net is kind of scary, but I also know that it could cause some people who would be able to come otherwise not to be able to.
4. Would you rather have a flat charge for help with booze/food/extra water used, etc, or just have open donations, or have everybody bring a little something?
5. Should it be planned for a whole weekend, or just one ni
The fucking hypocrites around here make me sick. I have now deleted 2 people over the last 2 days who I thought were my friends...but frankly, I don't care whatever...I'm just writing this so my silly ass doesn't cry because I'm an overly sensitive cunt.
Gavin- The Final Chapter?
LA happened in November. When he left, I felt incomplete. We kept in touch as much as possible. He had issuess with his phone, and whatever service I'm using to call him is crap because I have a hard time getting through to him. I never know when or if it's going to work. There was a period of time I thought he was gone. His Uncle had cancer. I knew this. He was going to try to get back here in time for my birthday. He had been saving since he got back home. Well, when he disappeared, I assumed he was over me. A month later I heard from him. I was overwhelmed with emotion. I was sobbing uncontrolably. He thought it was out of sorrow or anger. I was surprised myself to find it was out of happiness. I didn't care that he had disappeared. I was only greatful and happy that he was back. His Uncle HAD in fact died. He had gone to Queensland to take care of his family. I completely understand that. So now we are up to date. I haven't been able to get a hold of him again. I'm sti
I was thinking since one of my blogs had given me the nickname, "spectacular" I wanted to see how many Purely Spectacular flowers I could get from the gift shop. I think they are only about 65 FuBucks, so seems like a cheap enough thing to ask for.
...hey at least I'm not asking for a blast or Happy Hour. =]
Babyj Kicked Me In The Balls
So...maybe 3 people will understand this... But this is me VENTING....
Awesome mood today. After 2 years, one back operation, i golfed for the first time today. :D
I sign on to this...
TRUST ME. For Cubby, this is bad. :( Thanks Fubar
Do guys honestly think screen names like "earbreather" and "my face gets messy when i go down" are names that chicks will totally be into? Do they think it ups their obvious lack of sex appeal?
i'm losing faith in everything...
Theme Day Postponed
Regrettably I have to postpone theme day for today, due to my laptop crashing... Unfortunately this wouldn't be a problem but my accounting files are stuck in it... I hate being computer illiterate.. Needless to say the accounting files are not backing up properly so I'm rolling up my sleeves and I'm going to either be
A. stuck on the phone all day
B. trying to back up to one of the other two computers.. which means i will try starting from scratch..
C. start crying and throw myself over a cliff...
possibly all three...
So I'm sorry but i can not do a theme day today.. please take it on your selves to be me.. then you can all be wicked for a day.. believe me its fun...
Love you all
The Story Of The War!!!
AND THE STORY BEGINS...
THE PIMPIN PINK NINJA AND THE PIMPIN BLUE SMURF.. WERE WALKIN THRU THE WOODS, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE BLUE SAMURAI JUMPS OUT ON TO THEIR PATH.., THE PIMPIN BLUE SMURF AND PIMPIN PINK NINJA LAUGH... BUT OH THE BLUE SAMURAI WAS NOT HAPPY THERE FOR HE SAYS " YOUR NINJA SKILLS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SAMURAI. THE BLUE SMURFDOES THE CROUCHING TIGER WHERE THE BLUE SAMURAI RUNS AND SAMURAI CHOPS THE NINJAS HEAD OF (MUST INVEST IN STUNT DOUBLE FOR NEXT SCENCE).... STORY CONTINUES AFTER BRIEF PAUSE
Wiccan Work It Out ...
They filed into the arena with their black scarves, purple tunics, and crocheted ponchos. The scent of Ylang-Ylang oil followed them wherever they walked. And as the guitar intro to “Rhiannon” belted through the loudspeakers, thousands of 40-50 year old women started twirling about in their gypsy clothes.Yes, Fleetwood Mac was in concert and the Stevie girls were out in full force.As the song built its crescendo, the twirling began to get more frenetic. By “frenetic” I mean they rotated at about 1 revolution per minute, limbs akimbo then slowly outstretched, each sporting a 1000 mile hypnotic stare. I’m not sure if their trance was induced by the music or by decades of destroying their nasal passages through potion brewing, but I can tell you these gals were in the zone.One in particular began to approach the stage where Lindsey Buckingham was playing. She swayed back and forth, as if ready to cast a spell on the front man. I half expected her to pull some
A Little Disappointed...
There are a couple of people around here I'm a little disappointed with today...Is it so hard to wish someone you're supposedly good friends with a happy birthday? And I definitely know these people were on....But anyways...
Thank you to everyone who has made this day great! I appreciate every gift and well wish I got today!
For Mr. Adorable
Last night I had the weirdest dream.....
It was the future and everyone had flying cars and houses floating in the sky. It took a while to get use to flying but i started to be able to make tight turns and stop on dimes in my hybrid cadillac SUV which runs on the worlds garbage. I felt good driving around in a large SUV making the world a cleaner place.....
I'm sure at one point during this dream i must have been using my arms to fly the car because i remember Jeff telling me to stop hitting him... back to the dream
I'm floating around in my cadillac, trolling for woman when i see my friends. Witty, Witchie, Satara, LaLa, Pixie (oh I've missed Pixie), Blue, Brain ...... the list carries on.. well I couldn't take my eyes off their cleavage... all these woman are LARGE BREASTED. They make me drool... woman make me drool ( no wonder my pillow was drenched when i woke up. Needless to say i pick them up , Cerri and GBT, Sweet and Lilboops.... once i get all the woman in the cadillac i fl
Do You Know...
Just a quick question to see if anyone remembers.
Do you know which mummer gave me the nickname Lippy?
hint: was when fubar was still cherry tap
hint: it is an old school mummer
Steamy Summer Romance Game - (closed)
This game is now closed. Thank you all for playing :)
Congrats to Jendoll, Witchesbrew, and ImHerAngel!
Game F.A.Q.Who can I order for?You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Anyone who wishes to be removed from the game may do so by requesting such through private message at any time. Not all people play for the win - most play simply to give the tokens as gifts to those they care for :) Please request removal ONLY if you do not desire to receive more tokens. Can I order more than one at a time?Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many tokens are meant for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 tokens) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." If you have traded rates for tokens, you can say something like "Rated Love Box
who ever post the funniest caption for this pic in the next 2 hours gets 250K fubucks
Majik wins with "no dickheads"
I Hazth A Speech Impedament
I say some words "funny" some of them are "cute" Ive been told when I mispronounce them.
buttons as buddons
church as turch
skirt as skurt, but I have no problem saying shirt
four as foor
i cant even say purse, so I dont bother :P
does anyone else have words they say funny?
(500) Days Of Summer
If you like a film that is Joseph Gordon-Levitt from off of 'Third Rock From The Sun' falling in love with Zooey Deschanel from off of 'All The Real Girls', and she's all kooky and keeps him at a distance kinda and then they break up, and it's really well-filmed and edited, and the two leads are charming, and it's also very funny in parts and it makes you laugh a lot, like properly laugh cos the film's proper funny, not just "romantic comedy" funny, then you will probably like '(500) Days Of Summer' which is a five star bloody movie if ever I saw one.
Drill And Ford
I got my new furntiture picked out last night! So yeah I have the happy today
gotta find new lamps still tho
But have a very personal dilemma now
You all know of my obsession with Drill
well...I have given up on him...and was trying to move on to Ford
but now when I pee....instead of thinking of Drill lke I always have...I think of Ford AND Drill....and they are together
it is not pretty and is quite disturbing...
Plus I think Drill misses me
he like bought me in fuowned and stuff
I get back on my old account on Friday
Imma go for spotlight to piss admin off when they have to look at me all day =D
So A Gold Star....
have you ever seen a speculum and thought well jeez what if you took it and used it on the ass instead?
well of course not....
but there are those who have... and this is a story about one of them... so... a guy takes one and shoves it in a girls ass... parts her silky cheeks and spreads that shit wide open... and takes a nice long piss inside...
and well if you do a golden shower inside a brown starfish well dammit that deserves a gold star doesn't it?
cause they are trying so fucking hard
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Oh Mah Gawd!
So, some little fellow that has been a fubarian for 5 months took it upon himself to rell me that when you visit someone's page you are to rate them a 10 or higher, fan them, and add them.
Hmm... He needs to get his little self into check. Today would have marked the 3rd year of my time here. So I think I know how to visit a page. And I know for a fact that the fubar Bible does not state that I must Rate, Fan, and Add all those I visit.
If I visit a page, 99% of the time I will rate it 10 or higher. Fanning I am a bit more restricted with and it is saved for those that actually socialize with me. Adding, well sometimes I might send a request, but that is usually left up to the other person to do.
So, now... If I visit you, will I rate you, most likely.
Will I fan you? Probably not.
Will I add you? Sure... If you send the request.
And please... NooBs.. Don't make asses of yourselves by telling the vets of the site "how it is done."
...just got deleted by a friend for being friends with someone they don't like.
I guess high school never ends.
I doubt they'd like it if the same thing was done to them.
For anyone else...if you can't judge me for me but only by the company I keep, then you can just fuck off right now.
addendum: Any friend attacking any other friend in my blogs will have their comments deleted and be warned to stop...and then be blocked if it continues. Debate is one thing, pointless insults are something else. This is MY blog. MY rules. Everyone is welcome here that respects those rules and respects my friends.
To The Bouncers (esp The One With Bug Eyes)
and other middleaged female Fu bouncers that keep deleting my shit as a result of bein butthurt, then denying it.
You are nothing but broken, pathetic women that enjoy their "power" online because of the lack thereof in RL. Most of you are victims of abusive, failed relationships and low self esteem.
After pointing out that D G had bug eyes (shit, her pics scared the shit out of me; I mean, talk about psycho eyes), and she should get her thyroid checked (listen, old lady, YOU will be the one dyin from it if left untreated, no skin off MY back), I now keep gettin my blogs removed. The timing is rather uncanny.
Really, you are pathetic, not me. So feel free to flag /delete/etc this. LMAO, I laugh in your face, grannies!
Level 92 Fu Mafia Fake Busted - Jane Cloud.
Ah yes, I see even the Fu Mafia has its share of con artists and fakes. What a surprise my friends. Those that read my blogs on any kind of level know this to be well, basically a common theme around these parts. The users, the high level people that are shrude and cunning and will talk you into an oblivion and make you think they are important with their lies. The unemployed , unstable and truly unhappy with their life and their biggest contribution to real-life society is how important they think they are on Fubar.com. Imagine that? You people see it every day. They suck ass and whatever else so hard they make a vacuum cleaner jealous. I like the site just like everyone else. I like the people that run it believe it or not. But I digress and that speech is for a later date. With that, I bring you this weekends busted fake
Check it out
*visions of lip gloss dancing through my head*
So I heard on the news today that Disney is offering refunds for anyone that bought their Baby Einstein videos to avoid a class action lawsuit. Apparently there is no credible evidence that the DVD's can educate infants.
This is the best news I've heard in a long time. More parents need to realize that sticking a kid in front of a television is not going to make them smarter, no matter what it is they're watching. It will make them stupid and lazy if that's what they're doing with the majority of their free time. Television is not an interactive experience. There is no effort to be put in, no sparks firing in the kid's brains. Some shows are good, but most are mindless entertainment. I love my mindless entertainment, but too often it's the only thing they get exposed to.
Give them a book. Read to them. Have them read to you. Some tv is ok, but it should really be limited.
I was chatting with someone yesterday, and I consider
I figured I would explain it here so I only have to type it once and then just link anyone else to this blog if I'm asked about it.
I work for the customs brokerage division of a rather large shipping company. It rhymes with Red-Ex. You may be familiar with their Super Bowl commercials.
What my job entails for the most part is data entry. The client provides information for a shipment of goods they are bringing across the border from Canada into the United States. We enter that data (tariff numbers, values country of manufacture, etc) into the computer and transmit it to U.S. Customs as well as any other government agency that might need to be involved. The thinking part comes from making sure that the information is correct.
It is certainly more involved than that, but details aren't really necessary. And if I did go into detail, you would know how to do my job and then be capable of stealing it from me. Shifty eyed bastards.
My work environment is somewhat laid b
I pooped this morning.
This is upsetting. I am not a morning defecator. I am an evening defecator and quite regular. Between 6:30 and 7:00 pm is when I poop. I am completely out of sorts. This is a bad omen..something will go wrong today.
*shakes fist at fate*
Yes, I trust my poop more that I do any zodiac or psychic. My poop is less full of shit.
If you're into all that zodiac and psychic stuff, I apologize for poo pooing all over it. I'm a skeptic. Can't be helped.
House has been exceptional this season. That plus It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Family Guy are the only shows I actually look forward to every week. They almost never dissapoint. I expect to see kitton mittons in the stores for Christmas.
And thank god baseball is over so I can enjoy two of those shows again. My congratulations to the New York Yankees. It was really nice to see. I mean who would have thought that this rag tag group of go getters could pull off something like this. I bet som
Some Things That Needed To Be Mfkn Said, Courtesy Of The Mfkn Slut
Ok so to begin with I would like to say how proud I am to say that I am part of THE best family on fubar, MFKN. For the most part this is a family that shows love, day in day out. That is why i am SO proud to be a Founder in this family.
Now to my FIRST issue. I myself am jnot a true founder. A Founder, to me, is someone who orignated with the group. However, Bubzy, Cruser, And AsH.WeeE decided that because of the things I had done once joining this family I should be made a founder. I disagreed, but was out voted. My stance is this. Let's take a Precident of America. no matter HOW good of a president was, he could never be called a Founding Father of America. Because, yea, he wasn't around when America was created. So, we decided awhile back, when there were still 5 founders that from then on, there would be no more Founders added. Kind of like a compromise on their part to me. Go me right? So that should answer everyone's question about "Who is going to take Cruser's spot as a fou
It's A Wonderful Life
Christmas doesn't start until I've wept like a baby at this at the cinema. That is all.
Yes Or No
Yes or No 1. You can only answer Yes or No! 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!3. Repost this on your page. Here we go!! Kissed someone on my friend's list? NoDanced in front of your mirror naked? NoEver told a lie? YesTripped on mushrooms? NoDone ecstasy? YesHad feelings for someone who didn't have them back? NoBeen arrested? YesKissed a picture? NoSlept till 5pm? NoHad sex at work? YesFallen asleep at work? NoHad an actual snake? YesRan a red light? YesBeen suspended from school? YesTotaled car/motorcycle in an accident? YesBeen fired from a job? NoSang karaoke? NoDone something you told yourself you wouldn't? YesLaughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? YesCaught a snowflake on your tongue? YesKissed in the rain? YesSang in the shower? YesSat on a roof top? YesBeen pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? YesBroken a bone? YesShaved your head? No Slept naked? YesBlacked out after drinking? YesPlayed a prank on some
If I'm know for two things, it's making some people lol a bit, and liking pictures of ladies in bras. But two other things I'm known for are changing up my look with all my beard and that, and loving photographs of my own stupid monkey face.
As mentioned in my last blog (stupid fubar not linking to itself right, IT'S DOWN THERE *points*), I've cleared out my photos. I've posted two new salutes this morning, which were freshly taken last night. It's a mere six weeks until I go on my annual fu-vacation, so I've decided that those salutes aside, I'm going to hide my face until I get back from that at Easter, giving me plenty of time to mess about with my face and find a new look. And all you have to do is DO A GUESS OF WHAT I'LL LOOK LIKE IN 12 WEEKS TIME, and maybe do a picture of it. It'll be way more fun than that sounds. And the winner gets a prize!!* What do you say?
* no actual prizes are available
Anti-lounge Cam Rules
ANTI-LOUNGE WEBCAM RULES Here are a set of rules we ask you adhere to as far as our lounge cams are concerned. IF YOU ARE JUST A VIEWER... Try not to ask the person or persons on cam to do things. We are not trained monkeys, we are not strippers, and we are not your personal pets. If you want to be a director, go to Hollywood. IF YOU WANT TO GO ON CAM... If you are lounge staff and want to take an open cam, by all means... go for it. Start with Cam 1 if it's available, that's the staff cam in the lounge, and only staff members are permitted on that cam. If you are a lounge MEMBER and want to take an open cam, please ask an active staff member first. If you happen to be denied and feel you have an issue with that, send a private message to Radio X show. If you are a lounge VISITOR and want to get on cam, fuck you. Seriously... you can't join the lounge first, you impatient prick? ONCE YOU'RE ON CAM... You should change your status to reflect that you're on cam. A goo
Things I Don't Want To Do Naked
I was looking for something about Freedom Riders online and came across something entirely unrelated- World Naked Bike Ride. I had heard about it before as part of Critical Mass which...if I recall...is an environmental awareness demonstration kind of deal. I got to thinking about it. I know some people just love being naked and they just want to live free as the good Lord intended and whatnot. Still...aren't there some things you don't want to do naked? I know clothes don't necessarily offer much protection, but sometimes isn't it better to have them on than to not?
1. Riding a bike: That seat is already enough of a pain in my ass even with sweat pants on. Do I really need to help the process of lodging the seat further up my ass by taking away the clothes? Seriously, if the seat on a bike were nice and comfy and padded, I'd probably ride a bike everywhere.
2. Cooking: Things pop and sputter and boil over and spill. I don't want any of that to happen on my
Was talking with a friend about what a friends mom said about... damn she said I look like a killer JUST CAUSE I always wear all black and when I go into someone home I always wear My gloves :P hey no thank you for My prints :P
Now you can see what I wear daily pretty much :P
My gay friend said I have no sense of style, fuck you fairy, all black is a style :P
Okay I was bored, so I blogged, talk about whatever!
What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Song Is Super Freak
"That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine"
Freaky? Yes. But you're also pretty darn funny.
Click the link at the beginning and take the survey then post the results in here!
New Things You Should Know About
We have been making some changes and tweaks to various areas of the site.
1. We doubled your photo storage for non VIP and VIP users.
2. We increased the daily 11's from 100 to 250 for VIP's.
3. We removed the bouncer checks on ratings.
4. We made it so you can now fuPal bling credits to each other.
There will be more stuff coming down the pike soon. Thanks for your support and be sure to tell your friends.
So apparently I have becomed self involved when I shower every day. I want to apologize to everyone for not staring at my computer screen 24 hours a day, waiting for something to happen that doesn't even alert me when it does happen. I'm sorry if I offended anyone while I was on my mission to be clean.
My next blog will address my self involvement when I go to the bathroom, are preparing food and eating, spending time with my family, running errands, masturbating, having sex, at friends' houses or are out of town. I am sorry that my self involvement has made you feel upset, sad, lonely or pissed off.
Maternity Leave From Fu
Ok so I dont know exactly how to tell you this without just being blunt and straight to the point.
I'm getting emotionally exhausted and Im finding it harder and harder to stay on this site for that long. Its not that I don't love you all, because I do. I just cant seem to keep up with everyone. I feel a little like im failing you all because im not trying as hard to ask you how lite goes.
I think its my time to take Mat leave from the fu, Ill drop in occasionally but like usual ill be a little flaky and just take off. Even writing this blog seems kind of daunting to me.. im seriously dragging my ass as i write it... kind of like scooting
Well most of you know how to get a hold of me... tell witchie she will tell me...
LMAO shes going to kill me for that.
Honestly ill probably drop in every day but meh i doubt ill be here for long during those visits..
I love you all and i want to thank you for being such good friends. Putting up with the crazy that is me and reading some insa
Anyone that I am blocked by, I refuse to vote on their mumms also! They can *kish mir in tokhes*! *Yiddish for kiss my ass!
LETS GET OLD SCHOOL... GIMME BOOBS...OR BE A BOOB...
CAN I HAS EPIC?!
Life Sucks, Then You Give Up Smoking!
I haven't been on much in the last week. I'm bored of the site ... had too much of it in a huge dose over the last three months.
I also have other things on my mind. I seen the consultant on Wednesday about my foot .... i'm not fucking happy! They don't want to perform surgery yet as the CT scan showed "slight healing" ....
Me: yeah I get that, but what are you going to do about the part of the bone that is sticking out????
Him: ... Well, we hope that will eventually be coverd by scar tissue
Me: .... really??
Him: ....Well, yes, it isn't giving you any pain, so we think this is the most appropriate course of action.
Me: How do you know it isn't giving me any pain, you haven't even asked me???
Him: Well you didn't wince when I pressed it.
Me: And??? That doesn't prove it isn't giving me pain.
Him: Well, we think it would be doing you a diservice to operate at present. So we want to wait another 4 weeks.
Me: You are joking??? Do you realise how miserable my life is a
Everywhere I go your smile is there When I think of you the stars overhead are bright My love for you kindles even in the darkness of night.
When I dream the moon beams down your name And when you're not around my heart aches for you.
You enchant me with your eyes The sound of your voice makes all my dreams come true.
You are my heart's delight; it burns ever so bright Every time I try to resist you I just realize my love for you is true.
Site Maintenance - Oct 26th Midnight Pst To Oct 27th 8am Pst!
We're doing some *major* site maintenance Tuesday starting at midnight and lasting until Wednesday at 8AM PST. The maintenance may only take an hour or so, but if things go pear shaped, it may last until 8AM PST. Hopefully it'll be on the shorter side. :-)
During this maintenance window, the site probably won't be reachable for anyone. It'll start coming back soon after, but won't be stable and reliable for a few hours.
For those curious, we're moving all the servers to a new location. We're hoping it'll eliminate many of the network outages we've been having over the last few months. We're up to about 150 servers and there's only 3 of us moving them.. so your patience is appreciated! Cheers,
Why is it that so many men love porn but frown on a girl having nude pics online?
why is it that any girl who does have even a hint of nudity in her pics is just crying out for the wrong sort of attention? is there no other possibility? can she not just be comfortable with or like the way she looks?
Why does it seem that nearly every guy i've ever met seems hung up on monogamy and commitment and defining a relationship?
are all men really that insecure? really?
why can't i find a "real ghostbusters" pke meter on the internet?
statistics is the worst subject. ever.
does everything i say have to be picked apart and overanalyzed? wait a minute. i'm the one going for my masters in clinical psychology. let everything the fuck go. there's not always a hidden meaning or a hidden agenda.
where is my rob gordon?
how hard is it to understand, "i don't want ANYTHING from you. i'm going to die alone and all my cats will eat my fucking face off. and i'm ok with that"?
So I'm asking for a favor. :) It's for someone else. It's annoying him I'm doing this, but I don't care. He needs fans to level, so please fan or re-fan. He's probably been a dick to you, but he still needs fans....(this isn't going as well as I hoped.) For me please?
People Worth A Shit
there are few...some are "pals", "buddies", yanoo people you dont expect much from (and shouldnt) they dont run very deep. nothing wrong with them...they just arent worth a shit yanoo?
i wanna say i (h) Kit
maybe the 4th person to be truthful about stupid shit on here and also one of a handful of my friends that stood up for me.
thank you Kit
i appreciate you as always
Per Wicked's Request...
Apparently I am the shit in the ghey community...
the last 2 friend request i have received are as follows:
Hi there, I normally don't do this but I heard threw a friend that you might be interested in guys? Im new at this Fubar and wouldn't mind a guy like you giving me the in and outs! Wanna be more then just friends... my yahoo is firstname.lastname@example.org, call me sometime
this came from smoothoperator who also sent me a cyber love bling...
Ive seen you around, well scrolling by and I thought just maybe we could be "friends". I dont know about you but man your hotttttt! Have you ever swung the other way? this came from Dirk...no fucking bling from this guy...
I am holding out for a 25 credit bling pack or a pimp hand to accept them as friends...
That is all...
oh yeah...a premature fuck u because I know how u guys will comment...
Huge hugs and stuffs!
Tomorrow is a long doctor day pffft!
Also my kitty Sugar loses his balls and Cory's cat Monkey gets her vagina mulitlated..pray they have a safe kitty surgery day!
I want to apologize for involving my friends in drama. I do not do that and hate being involved in it myself.
Most of it was for shits and giggles and I refuse to let trash get attention from me any longer.
She is using friends of mine and myself, to get attention she can't get on her own..
Thank you for helping me being a point whore too!
not any longer ~huge hugs~
Nothing Like A Fake Most Facebook Liked Huh?..
This is the salute of one of today's most facebook liked...
Interesting with another "Pay Per View" pic album...but funny these same pics as shown below...
are also found on this porn site...
You make the call here. Stupid think-with-your-penis dudes continue to send fakes like this bling credits. Why do they want bling credits you ask? Because the people making these fake accounts to collect credits from lonely, horny and pathetic dudes then transfer them to their real accounts. You know what that called? Legally it's "theft by deception" and two, it's simply called cheating. Also note the high level long standing fake that "owns" her. Really? Has it gotten that pathetic?....
..anyways, I know there's been some buzz about another one of your favorite frogger "homeless next week but on fubar 24/7 running god modes and is always green/teal" dudes that's a huge ass scammer as well. Don't worry, he'll get his. Best to run while he still can, because the more
Booty Call Etiquette
When leaving Booty Call Voicemails, always take the extra time to mark the message "Urgent." That little step will show your intended that you take your requests seriously.
Theory Of Fustuff
blah blah the site isnt fair (dont we all know it) i picked 3 pictures that are similar except for a few thing...you can take your guesses on what is different
i guess this one is finally staying as unable to be a default? who knows, she can get it unflagged easy it seems (she has it up more often than not)
wearing more clothes does not ensure your default will meet the "whatever todays rules are on defaults on fubar" guidelines
maybe in a few months i will redo this pose and see
Dear Ninja .... my Wicked friends is coming to visit me in 3 weeks and shes scaring the hell out of me. She keeps talking about bringing me gifts of vibrators and buckets ...arriving in a trench coat and clogs... and violating my various delicate parts. Should I just not pick her up at the airport ... or move
~Troubled in Canada
If it's Wicked, you better start prepping your butt now. She may have sworn off using those beads on herself, but she hasn't said she wouldn't substitute your keister for hers. Anal Ease will help, but a butt plug might be your only hope.
Although, I hear the whole chastity belt thing is actually real and there's a site out there that sells them. Rush shipping perhaps? If you do that, though, she's going to want to shove those beads somewhere, and I don't think they cover the hole you are seeking to protect. A chastity belt and a Hannibal mask would cover 2 out of 3 though!
If all else fails, there is always the weirdos that post on
Twice As Nice...
I like to comment pictures and encourage fellow fu members with my insight and positive out look. Recently however I have been receiving conflicting reactions to my comments and I am very confused. I will enclose a few samples of what has been happening. On a picture of a generously proportioned cougar who was wearing a startling yellow little teddy. I respectfully left this comment. " I don't like the colour it makes you look like a banana". To which she reacted by yelling at me for three days that she was not fat or old and I did not have room to talk and her posting her saggy tits to make me "eat my heart out" followed by her deleting her account. On a picture of someone who had the screen name sexxi I commented someday I wanted to be sexxi too.Her reaction was to email me that I was too old and ugly to be so judging and again I was told I did not have room to talk. The third examples I will give you was of a fine upstanding senior gentleman who nicely poste
Fuelites: This Is How You Deal With Them.
This is my thought of the day....
Why is it that there are people on here that have profiles right...
And of course everyone needs help doing something at some point....
Whether its' points, leveling, etc....
Then you see some people helping them in statuses, etc..
So then like you go to their profile or link...
And realize you've been cut, or they won't add you and then you see they have persay like 50-200 friends, a a fan of less than like 10 and have been here for years.....running god modes, etc...
My thought is this - why the hell would anyone in their right mind make an effort to "help" someone that clearly doesn't care about anyone other than themselves and clearly thinks they are better than everyone else?....
People get 200 friends in like a day on here ok. If you're semi active and have been here since like 2008 then there's a problem.
Solution? If you see this crap just don't even bother to "help" those people because you won't see squat in return from them (not ev
Some rare and random drama just hit me.....
I decided to blog it because I'm upset and want to kill the guy because he totally blocked me like the cunt that he is.
I haven't talked to this dude in like 3 yrs and even when we did chat, we weren't really close and I never considered him a real 'friend'. He was just someone to talk to. Which I now regret, btw!
The chat box cut off the first part.....he had shouted me and said what the fuck happened to me and was I really with that dude.
Direct links bc I fail.
Interactive Story For U To Help With
ok so heres how this will work....i will start a story on here and each person that views this can comment with a new addition to the story! i just thought it would be cool to see what everyone thinks of! hope you have fun...come back as much as you want! enjoy!! :)**find where the story picks up on the comments and read up from there!! have fun!! :)
It was a a dark and foggy night, although she had travelled this road before she could not see anything that looked familiar. As her eyes grew heavy she did not know if it was from the lack of sleep or the glass of wine she had only hours before......just then out of nowhere appeared a man...a drifter, no doubt, from the looks of the clothing he wore.
added to this story was:
He stumbled from behind the dumpster he had use to disguise that fact he just relieved himself, and asked her if she
Walk with me, the path of life,
to explore every bend of the road
Enjoy with me the beauty of life,
along its wonderful way
Find comfort with me, in each other's arms,
when grief crosses our path
Find strength with me, in each other's strength,
when despair lies in wait
Laugh with me, a single true laugh,
to enlighten another's distress
Cry with me, a single true tear,
to understand true happiness
Cherish with me, the wonders of life,
as they need to be preserved
Rejoice with me, in the mysteries,
of what is yet to be
Find peace with me, in each other's souls,
when the world has gone insane
Find love with me, in each other's hearts,
until this life has been fulfilled
And when the path comes to an end
I hope we can say from within
We've known the beauty of true love,
our love came from within
All my life I had built up a fantasy
of the perfect man.
Countless romance stories and fables
helped make that fantasy a reality in my mind.
Searching for th
Disappointment, it's something that can be counted on. It will always be there in someone or something you do. Lost loves, lost games, lost friends. Lives cut to short by death, dreams dashed down by OTHER peoples' cold reality. Because of what they went through, because of their past experiences it can only the same for you. YOU can't break the mold, YOU can't be anything but what you come from or from what those around you are. We even do it to our own selves, let past experiences, past people, past history, we let it ALL get in the way. Some are even so completely tore up from what happened before they sabotage everything good that happens later.
Recently someone knocked on my door and I was just as warm as I ever was. (He was puzzled, because in his mind he had done me wrong. In my mind he told me the truth and made a choice to do what was necessary for him to do what was right by his children and someone else he had made a promise to. He didn't have to be truthful, and most w
I'm Letting You Go.
There were times when my head was filled with only thoughts of you. When my heart was overwhelmed with emotions meant only for you. In the darkness I'd close my eyes and whisper my goodnight to you. Every night, without a miss. When I went online it was you I searched for. You I wanted to share my day with. Only you.
Before the dawn would break and I woke up suddenly, the chill disturbing my dreams, it was you that first came to mind. It was you that entered even my dreams. The touch I imagined upon my cheek - the soft, gentle hands on my face. That touch was yours. "My Someone" was what I called it. I said I never gave it a name, it was an idea. I lied. It was always you. You were my someone. You were that one.
When the pain in my chest was so achingly painful and my cheeks burned from all the tears I'd cried, it was you that brought the pain. When he held me in his arms it was you I imagined him to be. I gathered my strength and continued through life, but it was you I did it f
User Or Truly Needy?
A few days ago I posted a mumm because I was a lil put out by someone putting up a Gift registry for someone who in my opinion did not need nor deserve it. The recipient of this good nature cries out that she is afraid her children won't have warm clothes for the winter, at the same time buying sticky posts for the bulletin board. Now I am not the type that knows a lot about the sticky posts so I went to Fubar Support and this was my reply:
Re: Sticky Bulletins
Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:20:21 -0700
From: Size: 2 KB
To: email@example.com Reply-To:
It will show you as the reposter.
On 9/21/2007, firstname.lastname@example.org wrote:
I have a question about making the bulletin sticky ... if I were to make someone elses bulletin sticky ... would it show me as repost or the person who initially put it up?
Now I know that someone could buy you blasts, and VIP, but the sticky posts, I wasn't sure. After reading this e-mail that I got from support I think I
Okay...For all you fucking people who are saying PebblesInAZ cheated on the contest you can go to hell. Ya'll are saying we created 200 FAKE ACCOUNTS in ONE DAY?...Hahahaa GET REAL!..
If you would have took the time to go back and look at all the fucking GREEN NAMES who came and rated her instead of bitchin and moanin you'd see the "dates joined" went as far back as LAST WEEK...WHO THE FUCK MAKES 200 FAKE ACCOUNTS?..
I ASH.WEEE helped with asking the green names so if u wanna call me a cheater GO FOR IT. go look at ALL my recent viewers...Mostly green names right?..Wanna know why they came to my page AND LEFT ME COMMENTS?....because i RATED THEIR PROFILE..If you do something nice for someone they are likely to do something nice for you when needed.
Stop being sore losers. If you are going to accuse people of cheating then get your fucking facts straight. Im a pretty nice girl but this pissed me the fuck off. We busted ass..Okay thx.
Ok..here we go again! :s
One of my stalkers (Wolf Rider),many of you already know him and what i am talking about, has created a fake profile using my pics and information that he has stolen from my profile.
He is also doing this to many of my friends too. So be alert to suspicious profiles visiting your page or ripping your pics.
If you get a friends request or any rude comments or messages from a newer profile that seems to be me.... do not accept it. It is not me. I have not changed my profile, I do not plan on changing my profile, so I do not need to be re-added. One profile name he is using (to scan profiles and steal info) is Sophi and the second one,at list from what i know till now is Eddy...
At first i was thinking to close my account,but doing this i'll give him satisfaction and...i don't want that.I already closed my first account because of him.
He has records and he shouldn't be on the net.
Here's few messages which he sent to me.
""On 9/10/2007, email@example.com
So this morning, for some strange reason, I decided to see if I could still do a backbend. I think the last time I attempted it was when I was 5 months pregnant with my oldest, who is now 9.
The more unbelievable part of it, is that I was able to do one, the correct way, with arms OVER the shoulders. I couldn't get back up though.
Interesting experience, so say the least :D
Grrr At Fubar
I AM SOOOOOOOO FURIATED AFTER SEEING THE HAPPY HOST. WHAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS THAT FUBAR ALLOWED THAT. I BELIEVE IN THAT EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO WORSHIP AND BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY WANT TO. I DO NOT FORCE MY OPINIONS ON ANYONE. HOWEVER, EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS THAT I DO THE BEST I CAN TO ... FK WORK IS SIDETRACKING ME ... I WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MOST DEF. FINISH THIS ...
Leave Me A Voice Comment Thingy :d
Hey hey....I just got one of them snapvine comment things. It is located under my music player. You can either use ur puter mic or call the phone number to leave me a voice comment.
I would love to hear everyones sexE selves or if u just want to hear me...take a listen I guess.
Oh and Fox is not talking about Fu people. She is talking about snapvine staff who leave u annoying messages about snapvine crap. I delete them when I get them so it sounds like Fox is referring to fu people but she is not....lol
So when u get a chance...I command u to leave me a voice comment.
That is all
So I took this personality test, and now I feel like a total psycho... my results
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THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US.
I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU...
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Just One Rate!
is going for
The Contest ends May 17th
11:45pm Eastern Time
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1 rate = 10 points
1 comment = 1 point
Come comment bomb her!
Even if you don't comment!
@ Least rate it!
He Really Is A Pu$$y!!!
OK, so I decided that I needed to go and visit my place, my special place, and I kind of wanted to show my guy, so, on the off chance that something happened when he wasn't around, he would know exactly where it is.
So, we went in a walk through the woods... DARK woods... and he made me lead the way. Granted, I've been there before, and had the bearings better, but, he not ONCE made a move to lead.
So, then, when we got to my special place and hung out there for a little bit, we decided to cut through the tall grass and get on the railroad tracks to get back to the road. HE MADE ME LEAD THE WAY.
I wish I would've found a snake... so I could've put it in his pocket.
Go Faux Yourself
Something I just don't understand, the Fauxhawk. To me, the mohawk was a statement that you just don't care about societies rules and you wear your hair how you damn well feel like it. The Fauxhawk is like, I want to rebel, but I still want to fit into corporate America. Which, to me, is the antithesis of the thing you are Faux'ing in the first place.
I'll say it here first, Fauxhawks are the mullets of the future.
Hey handsome would you be a doll and buy me a bling pack? Oh and make it a big one please.
Hey sexy would you mind getting me a VIP?
I would owe you so much of you could get me a few blasts.
Help! I so need a Happy hour. My birthday is coming up and it would mean a lot to me.
Seriously…these are some of the stupid SB messages that I get from some females on this site.
Some offer their NSFW pics and webcam shows, but there are others than think they are so “special” that I should do it for fucking free. Do I have a face that says, “I need pussy?” WTF?
I don’t mind helping out the ever few online “friends” in need or bidding on silly auctions, but that is ALWAYS my CHOICE. I hate it when women (I say this because men don’t ask me for this type of shit) think they can use their box to seduce me into giving them free Fubar shit. At least two asked for me to donate to their charity.
It's no one on my friends list. I am just venting before it’s too late and turn into a
Son Of A .,,,,,,,, !!!
I just want sympathy
I was hauling the cardboard out to be recycled when the cart jumped and nailed me in the leg
not the happy good fun kind of nailing either
give me hugs fluckers
I will be hosting an auction starting on Sept.26-2pm fubar time and ending on Oct.4-2pm fubar time.
If you wanna enter send me a message with your picture, what you have to offer and 20k fubux.
You can choose to end you auction earlier if you got a bid you would like to accept.
Most rates will receive a Silver Heart bling from me.
If you have any questions message me.
Remember i'm just the HOST.i'm not responsible who and what bids and if they pay or not.
Come get your own sexy fu-slave!
Pimp out brought to you by:
Answeres And Rules !!!
1. Yes,I am from Romania and I’m living in Romania and I always have.Wtf is so hard to understand or believe abt that?
2. Don’t ask for my MSN,Yahoo or phone number,cause I won’t give them to u!!
3. No,I don’t want to see u’r NSFW pics,cam,or WTFE u want to show me!I’m not interested and I really don’t care!!
4. I tried to be nice to everybody,I was trying to help everybody with level,fubucks,etc…But I noticed something...It seems that everybody remembers me only when they need help.Well,no more help from now on.I know who helpes me when I need it and I’ll return the favor to them.But for the rest of my long list…don’t ask me to help u,cause I won’t!
5. Don't try to start any DRAMA.I'm sick and tired of crap.So..if U'r here to start a drama,move over or u'll be blocked.AND I MEAN IT!!!!
6. Also stop asking me why a specific person is on my family.Is not you're f**king business who's on my family and why.They are there for a reason and because they deserve to be t
I have been refraining from annoying you guys with this, but today is the last day, soooooooooo....
Wanna own me? I am still fairly cheap! Lmao!
At least take a moment to click and rate the pic...lol
I don't know where these idiots come from but here is the convo. Bottom up.
†ßîg èvî£™...: ok snokkums
->†ßîg èvî£™...: anytime princess, I already told you that
†ßîg èvî£™...: im glad u did lil sis.ur gonna look cute chewin on them
->†ßîg èvî£™...: I told you the address
->†ßîg èvî£™...: I have had balls all of my life junior
†ßîg èvî£™...: yea i guess sittin behind a comp gives u balls to.
->†ßîg èvî£™...: lock the folder up. Maybe you are a Ranger, Intelligence isn't a requirement
†ßîg èvî£™...: ummm naw its dun for pic comments asshole because i have pics of my children on my page
->†ßîg èvî£™...: Most rangers that I know would have the sack to not have to approve comments. so You fail dipshit.
†ßîg èvî£™...: yea im sure i would lil boy
->†ßîg èvî£™...: Ranger? hahaha Please. Bring friends then because you will bore the piss out of me
†ßîg èvî£™...: yea we shall see how this army ranger looks in ur eyes fukstik.lol.ur such a lil badass on here huh
A Leg Up...literally
Ok friends so i made a mumm before my surgery but many people are just finding out and asking questions so ive decided to kind of fill in the holes and put it all out there. I initially went in on the 18th for a 2nd ankle fusion, bone graph and removal of a couple tumors that had formed in my leg do to all the surgeries ive had ( this one being my 4th on just this leg ).
Well during the surgery they faced several complications and i ended up having even more work performed. After 3 hrs in surgery this is what i had done..ankle fusion, heel fusion, removal of 2 tumors as well as the removal of my rt ligament and finally a couple titanium screws in the bottom of my heel and a 2nd skin graph. Now thats a mouth full and its a lot to have to type over and over so i hope this answers most of ya'lls questions.
I was admitted on the 18th and because of my body hating surgery wasnt sure how long id end up being in there so i asked for all of your thoughts and prayers asking only that i get to
richieinfl...: do u like giving head to hot guys hun?
That is what I came home to in my shoutbox :S
Is there something written on my forehead that says "HELLO, I ENJOY DEEPTHROATING!" ?
Perfecting The Art Of Multi-tasking..lol
To all my sexy female friends, just curious as to know how you guys are so good at multi-tasking, while we men surely suck at it..lol. Any thoughts on this would be greatly appreciated ladies. Oh and don't mind me. I'm just bored as hell and drowning my self in a bottle as we speak..lol
By the way I hope everybody's night is going great..lol
->Jersey girl 1: in that case just fuckin block me
Jersey girl 1: hum I cant rate u since there is not a 0
->Jersey girl 1: thank you, rate me a one and block me please
Jersey girl 1: becasue u are a jerk
->Jersey girl 1: i don`n really fuckin care
Jersey girl 1: after u make the money for the drugs use them an OD I hate ur mumm comments
->Jersey girl 1: WHAT?
Jersey girl 1: overdose on then while u are at it
on for 5 minutes and i get this shit
cunt won`t rate me a 1 and block me
I woke up suddenly early this morning and I was really horny. I mean, really, really, really horny. I started to rub on my guy in an attempt to wake him up and take care of my issue. He started to moan, and as he was moaning, I heard the sound of a feminine whisper as well. I didn't think much of it, and continued to try to wake him up. He let out a very loud moan, and I clearly heard female vocalizations mixed with the moan, although I couldn't make out any words. It honestly sounded like there was a woman in our bedroom. I was startled, and stopped trying to wake him up and simply laid there and listened. He was just breathing, and at the end of each exhale I heard the sound of a female whisper. The whispers got quieter and quieter and eventually it was just the sound of him snoring.
I succeeded in waking him up and fornication commenced. During the act, I opened my eyes and looked at the door. The door had a reddish tint to it, a sort of glow. Puzzled, I
Naked Rocker Made Me Do It
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say!
....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!)
What is it that you absolutely need sexually?
kissing and lots of foreplay
What is something you have always wanted to try?
What is something you have never done in bed before?
What time of day do you like to have sex?
Is any a time?
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
Kisses while his hands are in my hair.
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
About 2 seconds
If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?
Makes me quieter...lol
Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?
Only if he was the only one.
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
ask my ex husband
What Part of y
I was talking to John last night on the phone and some how we got to talking about what my ex wanted me to give him as a Christmas present a few years back. I thought it was funny, so did he. So, I figured I'd blog it. Enjoy!
A few months after I made my Fubar account, which I think was right about the time that they switched the name from Lost Cherry to Cherry Tap, my ex found my profile on here. Now keep in mind that the most provocative picture I had up at the time was something close to this one...
He came to me a few days before Christmas and said that he seen that particular picture and said I looked "kind of slutty". Now I don't think there's anything "slutty" about that picture. You don't see anything really. God forbid if he came to my profile now and seen this picture...
Anyway, back to the story. It's now Christmas day, and for the sake of our boys, I was being nice and we were all going to my soon to be ex inlaw's house for Christmas dinner. He tells me he
Stalker? Yes..i Have One.
For the past few weeks I've had the pleasure of being "checked out" by the same person. Of course this person has no picture and does NOTHING when s/he is on my page. I went to their profile and left a comment asking who they were..and of course, I heard nothing. Ideally I'd make my profile only viewable to those with salutes, but there is one non-saluted friend of mine, who I love dearly, that wouldn't be able to come to my page.
I guess I could block this person, but they aren't really doing anything besides just looking at my page. Ugh.Bottom one is them:
On a different subject, I need to make a MuMM.
Fury At Stupidity
Mmkay, this is just a little something I need to get off my chest:
Where the fuck do fucking idiots get off claiming that punishment for a crime should itself be a crime? What the fuck kind of stupidity does it take to not see the major fucking logic failure in such an argument?
Oh, someone got raped, I know, let's stick fucking spikes up their arse and rip off their genitalia, that'll make the world a WAY better place!
Anyone who has this kind of attitude and is on my friends list can feel free to remove themselves if they disagree strenuously with me on this, because I have no space in my life for someone who lacks even a shred of compassion or decency. Just sayin'.
*gets off soap box*
...just in case it wasn't obvious:
I'm saying that people who believe in, say, mutilating murderers as punishment = stupid.
I Lust Him
I have had a long time lust affair with this man.
Musically, my ♥ belongs to Rob. *swoon*
Secret Lives Of Mummer Men
Crazy Dave tried to pay me not to share this...but I stood firm
Doug didn't try pay me off the silly man just trusted my word ...
Baby Satan's weekend job
Spike Coon ... who knew???
Arranging The The Pieces
I feel how this site is so aptly named. I african-americaned out last night. First time it's ever happened to me. Drinks at the club are ridiculously pricey so we (my boy's and I) drank before we went. I was drinking Jack Daniels I will venture to say over half the bottle with a 60:40 ratio Jack to coke. Once inside I bought a round of drinks and got a double shot of Jager. Not a wise decision on my part. I vaguely remember dancing and the rest of the tale is what my boy's have told me . I believe them for the most part except the part where they said I fucked some chick and danced with a tranny (i avoided eye contact with that beast at all cost). What happened the 2.5 hours at the club I don't know. I do remember leaving because some drunk bitch told me I was drunk. I nearly fell down the stairs. I thought I was driven straight home but apparently we went to Denny's and I was so fucked up they said I opted to stay in the car. They made attempts to revive me but to no avail. I was als
They See Me Rollin...
Spotlight---I want it.
probably wont happen and i sure cant get it alone so i suppose im going to have to count on all of you to help me.
Can we do this...together?
I want it April 11th...that is a VERY special day for me and i deserve to be in the spotlight that day!
HAVE YOU FANNED YOUR FANS? THIS IS A TOPIC I HAVE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT FOR A VERY LONG TIME. I'M SURE EVERY PERSON HAS THERE WAY OF DOING THINGS ON HERE, THIS IS MY WAY OF FANNING....
* IF YOU HAVE FANNED ME, I FAN BACK.
* IF I SEE YOU FAN MORE THAN WHAT YOU GET FANNED BACK, I FAN YOU.
* IF I SEE YOU DO NOT FAN... I DO NOT FAN YOU.
* IF I SEE YOU FAN MUCH LESS THAN THOSE THAT HAVE FANNED YOU, I DON'T FAN YOU, UNLESS YOU FAN ME.
AND... WHEN I WAS A LOWLY FU I ALWAYS FANNED THE UPPER LEVEL FU'S AS I THOUGHT OF IT AS A SIGN OF RESPECT FOR THEIR HARD WORK . (OF COURSE WITH AUTOS, ETC. I CAN'T SAY THIS REALLY APPLIES ANYMORE SADLY)
SO, AS YOU SEE, WHEN I LOOK AT THE OTHER PERSONS PAGE DETERMINES WHETHER THEY GET MY FAN OR NOT.
SOMETIMES, I CHOOSE TO POINT THIS OUT TO SOME PEOPLE, EVEN MY CLOSEST OF FRIENDS.. AND TELL THEM... "THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, YOU SHOULD FAN MORE" LOL (YOU CAN ASK LOL)
SOMETIMES, I CHOOSE TO POINT THIS OUT MORE GENTLY TO THOSE WHO ARE SENDING AN AD
Make A Wish!
ok so i am bored with the non-mumm trash shit we have going yeah i know i am a total snob... anyway i wanted to play a game with you =D
so ok this will require intelligence and wit if you can manage...
you are to grant a persons wish and the ruin it at the same time...
sorta wish master style got it?
for example i wish for a car
ok granted you are given a car unfortunatly the dilvery driver is drunk and ran you over and you are now in the hospital
ok so my first wish i wish i wasn't so damn bored...
this isn't hard to fuck up
it isn't nsfw but not like anyone gives a shit what i say anyway it just makes it easier to involve others
I was driving home a moment ago, and the main road I was taking had cop cars blocking everything off. I drove by a little closer, and saw a 3 car accident. One was missing 2 front wheels, and was just sittin on the pavement. Other two cars were completely destroyed: one sitting on its roof with everything smashed in, and the other smashed with the ground.
I am pretty sure that whoever was in those two cars are dead, since there is no way someone could survive that shit.
Just to think that just moments ago those people were driving to work, planning their day, living life. And moments later, it was all over...forever...just trapped in a mass of twisted metal and plastic. ANd to think of how many times I have been an inch away from a car next to me, or had someone almost swerve into me, etc. Some people are just luckier than others...
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It was a dark and stormy night..........
I was sad and depressed, I got on fubar and i stumbled across the most gorgues woman I have ever met....
I kept seeing her sneak into my bogs all the time I knew she was the one for me......I bought her.... then Mr A thoguth it was funny the fing bastard to make me have a biding war... It was on the bastard would never take my Witty away..
The other night I received a phone call from Mop... he said hold on and clicked the other line....
I heard this girl voice and I realized it was my beloved Witty... the first time i ever heard her voice, I knew we had a connection.....
We GIRL SCREAMED...... mop cried...
I love my Witty she makes me laugh and smile.. I hate it when she goes to look for jobs cause i cant love her all day... shes my one my only
WITTY......I LOVE YOU
Often times when i ge t bored Ill look over at the blast box... YET it never fails i wanna spork my eyes out when i do .... and as Ive noticed the same few ppl there lately.... i cant help but to nit pick their pics..and some Ive seen otfen enough to name them.... NOT that its right .. or a very nice thing to do but who am I kidding right .. me nice? ppfft! Moving on ... here are a few examples of pics that need to be..adjusted.... ( in no way am i being mean for size or clothing taste its simply just a bad pic or idea to do to their pics.... The glow worms... the Wet spot... The cougar the canyon
AND FOR THE RECORD i AM IN NO WAY SAYING THAT THEY ARENT BEAUTIFUL... BUT DAMN IF YA WANNA BE IN TEH LIME LIGHT .. LOOK GOOD DOING IT...
I got a nice shiny new grill last night..and I an one of those types that is leery of new recipes but I wanna try something new..so I wanna know what are some of you guys' fave summer recipes ...marinades...whatever. Please humor me so Ido not have to bitch and moan and post a whiny nonmumm.
I Want This
I want a man who will sing Neil Young songs to me. I want someone to care for me the way Neil cares about the women in his songs. Le sigh.
Rob Zombie. Sherimoon Zombie. Malcom McDowell. Ugh. I want to see this movie so goddamn much. This, Harry Potter and Inglourius Basterds should be the best movies all summer.
What Isn't Said
there are days when i absolutely do not fucking get you at all. today is one of those days. it drives me crazy. i shouldn't have to just know that you think i'm some list of wonderful adjectives besides 'pretty'....it's nice to actually hear them--from you instead of the people who wish they were in your shoes. every time i climb a wall, a raptor waits trying to ass rape me while simultaneously attempting to eat my face. scary.
p.s. you mean the world to me.
(CNN) -- Farrah Fawcett, the blonde-maned actress whose best-selling poster and "Charlie's Angels" stardom made her one of the most famous faces in the world, has died. She was 62.
Fawcett, who checked into a Los Angeles, California, hospital in early April, had been battling anal cancer on and off for three years.
Ryan O'Neal, Fawcett's romantic partner since the mid-1980s, recently told People magazine that the sex symbol was declining.
"She stays in bed now. The doctors see that she is comfortable. Farrah is on IVs, but some of that is for nourishment. The treatment has pretty much ended," he said in a story posted May 7.
Fawcett's cancer journey has been documented in a television special partly shot by the actress. Fawcett began shooting "Farrah's Story," by taking a camera to a doctor's appointment. Eventually, the film expanded to include trips overseas in hopes of treating the cancer.
The documentary aired on NBC on May 15.
Fawcett's beauty -- her gleaming smile was pri
Witty Screen Name
i need ideas for a new screen name that is catchy
and i will only use the name u pick if you show me your boobs
Lets See Right Quick
as some of you know i lost my globals tonight...and if ya didnt know now ya know :P anyways if ya saw it you know i didnt say anything offensive, but my mumms have been getting reported for years! how sad is that? YEARS!!! every non NSFW mumm i post gets deleted by, most likely, the same individual (or plural)! so right now, right here im gonna ask the sorry ass, weak minded, pathetic person (or persons) to come foreward now and fess up! I like to keep my friends close and myt enemies closer, so under this rukle, im guessing they are probably on my friends list, or yours (the reader) so here we go...lets do this now! speak up!
One Hour Countdown
i am leaving, i have had enough of the cheating fucking lying filthy whores in this place.
one hour starts now, if anybody wants anything out of my pics etc/ now is the time.
I am very humbled right now.I could have lost my father today.He wrecked his motorcycle on some train tracks today and wrecked at 40 miles per hour.He didnt have a helmet on and he usually wears one.He hit head first and slid on the pavement.People stopped who saw it and thought he was dead he hit so hard.He has a tiny bump on his head and a scratch on his stomach but walked away pretty much unhurt.He was on his way to our church.He is the pastor.He showed up his clothes werent even dirty.The only thing I noticed was his shoe got scraped up real bad.His bike even barely got a scratch on it.He still was able to preach his sermon and have a smile on his face.I give all the glory to GOD for being merciful to spare my father his life or serious injury.I had a bad feeling about my father riding a motorcyle.I've lost alot of friends on them.I thank God for knowing that my dad has work here to do and that we need him and not taking him.My parents are the greatest parents in the world and my f
Numbers Of Things.
1. I hate when I'm ignored. There is a huge difference between not seeing something and completely being avoided. I'm being flat out avoided.
2. It's cold this morning.
3. I really wanted to go to NC this weekend, but my plans fell through. It sucks, but oh well. I'll get over it.
4. Van is such a flake, lol. He told me he'd "never" do something, and he's went and done it. No, it's not a bad thing, just something funny to me.
5. WhatsHisName [andy] made me some coffee. It's nice and hot. Now we are talking about cartoons.
6. Things in my life are actually looking really good. It's amazing what a move will do to a person.
7. I love my friends.
8. I have a friend that sent my bird a bling. Go figure, lol. My bird loved it though.
What Does Your Walk Say About You?
Your Walk Says You're Bold
You are outgoing, funny, and friendly. You love attention, and you make sure everyone knows when you enter a room. Other people see you as confident. You are proud of who you are, and that shows immediately. You are careful, thoughtful, and detail oriented. You tend to test people's patience, but your patience pays off. You tend to be all work and very little play. You are too responsible to let loose.
What Does Your Walk Say About You?
I Feel Like I've Already Had This Conversation Somewhere
I thought I was rather nice, considering I knew with the little "cowboy" was up to.
Still blocked me in the end.
I guess I made him fear for his everlasting soul.
Yes, I'm that awesome.
In case you haven't checked out the source of this stupidity: http://www.fubar.com/blog/289667/1060729
I know that someone has to be curious. Or bored. I know I'm bored. So let's entertain eachother.
Ask me ANYTHING!!
Any question, from the silly to the embarrassing, from the stupid to the profoundly intelligent. Ask a question and I'll give you an honest and factual answer...or bullshit it so well you'll never know the difference. Go ahead
End Of Summer 2009 "thoughts & Observations" Blog..
so its Labor Day weekend, the end of Summer 2009. In what has become a yearly tradition now around here, posting the end of Summer rant is always special in these parts
..Summertime usually brings about a lot of changes, be it personal, or even on here for the most part, change (and not the Obama-socialistic-broadcast-propaganda-to-your-kids kind) is usually an enlightening thing
it tends to make us better people and what we can learn from it, well, we can use in the future
and yes, my red backgrounds give me that retro feel
its the little things right?
..on here? Well, lets see, another transition for sure. Weve had yet another Top Member Red Fuicide, people hitting over a billion points and all of this new bling, cash, levels, etc
people are just doin their thing and sliding into cliques I guess. Personally I believe there are p
In case you haven't read my Labor Day 2009 blog here is the just of the situation. My uncle was involved in a motorcycle accident Monday while doing a poker run. He received serious head trauma, a collapsed left lung, broken ribs, scraps, bruises, a broken nose, two black eyes, a ventilator to help him breathe and a severe brain bleed.
As of last night, the doctors have informed us there is nothing else they can physically do to help him. The swelling and bleeding in his brain is getting worse. Even if by some miracle the swelling were to go down, he would have permenant and severe brain damage that would require 24/7 nursing care. The ventilator is keeping him breathing, without it he wouldn't be able to do it himself. His left pupil is dilated and fixed which indicates the severity of the brain damage.
The doctors are planning to re-examine him this morning and discuss options with his daughter and son who are 24 and 21. They have decided they will take him off the vent if no prog
So there was a picture of Jim James off of My Morning Jacket in a magazine I was flicking through yesterday, and the likeness was so striking that my girlfriend shrieked, and when I showed it to a friend, she thought it just WAS me. Now this photo isn't the one, cos I can't find the one I'm after online, but can you guess which one of these dudes it was?
Breakfast: .5 banana, Peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich
Lunch: 1.5 cups whole wheat pasta, Chicken breast, 1 tbsp italian dressing
Dinner: .75 cup blueberries, 2 eggo blueberry waffles, 1/4 cup sugar free syrup, 1 egg, 1 oz shredded mexican cheese (2%)
Snacks: 2 gum, 10 oz apple juice, 1.5 oz hard pretzels, 1 banana oatmeal cookie, 1 oatmeal cookie at work (shame on me!), 1 cup cucumber, 10 baby carrots
holy cow i hit my calories *dances*
I only got in two cups of water though.. opps...
Dinner was AMAZING... basically i cooked the pasta... and on top of that i had some chicken maranated in italian dressing.. but i tossed the dressing in the pan with the chicken when i cooked it.. added water.. cooked it down some.. and then used that as sauce on the pasta... was insanely good. its SOOO going back on the menu :D
So.. i was a naughty girl.. I de
To : The chick whose blast is doing the rounds at the moment that starts off "I get by with a little help from my friends, I get high with a little help from my friends" and then proceeds to explain that this a QUOTE from the band, THE BEATLES
Subject : Your blast that starts off "I get by with a little help from my friends, I get high with a little help from my friends" and then proceeds to explain that this a QUOTE from the band, THE BEATLES
Message : NO SHIT.
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. Man in Black: You're that smart? Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Man in Black: Yes. Vizzini: Morons.
This is one of my favorite movie quotes of all time. It is from The Princess Bride. So much of what I read on here, in comments, more so in certain blogs, and especially in the mums reminds me of the hubris evident in this quote.
For my taste, too many people are their own biggest fan on here and not at all shy about letting everyone know how great they are. It is tiresome.
Yes I know that this exaggerated haughtiness is likely the result of deep rooted insecurities but I don’t really care.
Just some thoughts I wanted to put into words. I am not sure if I am any better off, happier, etc. for having done so.
Hopefully remembering the quote makes some of you smile as it does to me.
Moth Eaten Security Blanket...
The Christmas cards I sent out seem to be arriving. All positive feedback so far. Very good...very good. I worry too much about disappointing people. I think that's why I procrastinate so much...if I wait long enough the perfect idea will find its way into my noggin. If I do it within a reasonable time frame or when I plan to, I'm never satisfied. Then again, I'm almost never satisified period.
*lays back on the couch and makes strange finger formations while my imaginary shrink scribbles notes...probably her grocery list*
I just realized I wrote "her". I'm more comfortable talking to women about personal things for some reason (he says as he writes all this in a public blog that anyone can read).
The worst of that big nasty storm missed us almost completely. There isn't even snow on the grass as I'm looking out the window. That wind was something wicked though. I don't like when the walls shake. I don't know how people live in places that regularly get hit by tornado'
A Blog Fit For A Whore
that's right, i am blogging for a whore
Fruitcakes for Pietaster...teh whoreWinner gets 2 bottles of jack and 2 quarts of eggnog from the losers. (yes -He & his only two friends on earth) all love the fruitcake.Rules: 1)Fruitcakes can only be gifted. 2)international fruitcakes count for triple points. Should I:A) Rub this fruitcake on my ass before sending it to himorB) Ask the mummer crowd to send him a fruitcake (I have his mailing addy & will give it on request). A) Dingleberry AsscakeorB) Can you help?btw - my addy is po box 192, collins center, NY
So...the cleansing went well. I got almost half of my storage cleared out. I'll at least be able to save about 50 bucks each month which can very easily go into a savings fund that I'll use for furniture when I move out. The good news is that I found some sexy shoes and a pair of flip flops. The bad news is that I discovered that my ex took all of my books. All of them. I am beyond devastated about it. So upset. I was able to put together a box of things that have sentimental value to them for him. I'm very seriously thinking of just dumping them. Just given the nature of the breakup, I should have dumped them to begin with, but I'm not a heartless bitch. Now that I know he took the one thing in that storage that even mattered to me...I'm feeling a little vengeful. I'm going to think about it a little more.
Something AWESOME that is happening though...and it relates to the favor that I'm asking...my short story that I posted here a while back actually got chosen as a fi
Dear Always Naked Guy At The Gym
Dear Always Naked Guy at the Gym -
We need to talk. You see, you've become something of a discomfort to the rest of us in the locker room. I understand that a locker room is a place to get dressed, undressed, shower, shave, etc ... and that nakedness will indeed happen. That's not the problem.The problem is that you are naked WAY too much.You insist on disrobing the within a millisecond of entering the locker room. Then you proceed to leisurely walk around with Mr Wigglyflops flouncing about like a fleshy garden hose.Nobody wants to see that. Trust me. So let me respectfully submit some guidelines that will make the locker room experience more pleasant for us all - First, bring a towel ... a towel long enough to wrap around your waist. Use it. Its OK to be naked in the shower or when changing your clothes. Just wrap up for extended periods in between.Second, "extended periods in between" includes when you are shaving in front of the sink. Did you ever wonder why NOBODY ever uses the s
I'm having a terrible time trying to figure something out...is Nickelback worse than Coldplay, or is Coldplay worse than Nickelback?
I might have to mumm.
I feel terrible about that, but I'm also slowly beginning to not care again. I mean, what are the odds they'll be played back to back again on the radio? That kind of thing is usually reserved for use by interrogators at Guantanamo.
Why did you throw that pass Brett? My friend's seven year old son said right after you threw that pass, "You're never supposed to throw back the other way across the field." He said it before Aikman said it. He's seven Brett. Seven.
I'm pretty confident in saying that Peyton Manning is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game, and that the Colts will win the Superbowl.
I'm also pretty confident in saying that the officiating in the NFL is broken. I don't know what the rules are anymore. Rules need to be black and white, no room for grey areas and judgement calls. If you can't mak
Giving Shit Up For Lent
· No Biscuits· No Confectionary· No Chocolate· No Cakes· No Desserts· No Ice Cream· No Peanut Butter· No Crackers· No Purchasing of CDs· No Purchasing of DVDs· No Cigarettes· No Social Networking sitesThis was the list of stuff I gave up last year. I'm debating whether to add "going to the shop at work for food" to it.
Please Respond Asap
I write this onn 2/22/10 3 years after I started this great group. We have had some great time and not so great but after the day ended it was good. But today after reaching 1,2 and 9 as the hottest I have to make a choice on if we keep it going as it is or change it......We my answer is change and this is how it will work.
All Hotties no matter who you are need to reply on the blog as to wether your intentions are to be a caring family that rates each other other and care when in need.
If agree follow up on what is espected then follow it up with action
Will supply your email to the home page so imporant info can be sent to you
See Not much is asked from each Hottie butyour love is required if your going to caring the 2nd Alarm Hotties in your name. There are many that will not even see this and those will be ask to leave and Never Return.
The ones that do will be a part of rebuilding the Hotties to the era of greatness.
To all that care, as chief all
Tonights Fail Award Goes To...
Tonight's creepy stalker had this to say about himself:
That feeling you are overtaken by sometimes;.... your senses are tweeking erotically... you don't even know why? The curious Yeeaaaa-uummmmh... thing! Everything is like that for me... Just remember the last Awwwh-Damn!!!;..... he's in it.... That is; when you exhaled hot heavy air;... and he did'nt ruin it!! That's me... with your help!... I'm called Friend, Good Listner, and ... well; I'm just saying what I've heard now;.. Sexy! I don't know about sexy? Get to know me, I'm playful, and generous, flirtatious, and I do care too much.... Alot! Some take advantage of that quality in a Southern Man. I like playful banter, and mentally simulating EVERYTHING! Enough, shoot at me if you want, k'? I do Deliver!!! Hehe
Anyone care to tell me just what in the holy crap this guy is yammering about?
Well last night my internet crashed.
Anyway, when I was trying to fix it this morning my task bar ended up down the side, so I had to tilt my head to see what I was doing. I managed to change it again, but it is now at the top ... I have no idea how, but it is better on the neck!
Still kinda driving me crazy though. Reminds me of that upside down skirt I blogged about, which I now wear as a boob tube.
Any ideas folks???
Determined Little Ham
I was in labor last night, enough contractions to warrant my ass going to the hospital. The contractions slowed down when Little ham decided to perform. Her heart rate shot threw the roof and then spike real low. So much they thought she had her umbilical cord wrapped around her neck. I kept telling them she has adhd just like her dad and that she was just being active... Finally after the normal doctor listened to me and let me lay on my side did she finally go to sleep..
We got to leave the hospital at 6;30 this morning, Im exhausted from my daughter playing gymnast in my belly all night. she sure did get a crowd. Needless to say im here to update people that knew i was in labor last night and had to come to fu to find my baby's daddy "witchie"
Im going back to bed, just wanted you all to know HAM WILL BE A LEO
The Three Brains Of Pete Pt. I
While everyone says your brain runs your actions and your thoughts, I don't believe this to be the case. I think that I have three succinctly different "control centers" that are responsible for running the day to day "Pete."
The first control center would naturally be my brain. It handles all the important things, go to work, earn money so you can have food and a place to live. My brain is Mr. Responsibility. Sure when I was younger, my brain had such gems like “Take apart the TV, you can put it back together before your parents get home” without the benefit of “You may want to unplug it first” or “Wanna see what happens when you hold a lit firecracker in your hand?” But now, I’m older and more worldly, my brain doesn’t lead me down those paths anymore (much.) When I say that I am usually right, that is all on the brain, it can remember tons of crap that you wonder how did it even know that, and it adds new stuff at an alarming ra
Lets Get Some Facts St8 ...... Were All Human Right? Lil About Me ...
ok well look .... 1. i had a x i left cause it just wasnt working i been thru hell with him very abusive relationship and he cheated i dont ant anything with anyone and i make that clear to everyone i get close to ... i do things on my own now 2. i do not block peole after i get blinged i always follow thru with salutes sometimes i make them that day sometimes later but i always do .... i have folders with like 60 or more salutes Proving that... (however, ne friend i talked to says he wanted infa and salute i was drunk i honestly dont rember i thought he just wanted salutes , i did not block him however im giving him all y onits tommrow to makeup for ponits lost ,noted i have blinged him and gave him my all my onits tons of times,so obviosly i wouldnt screw him nor anyone over ) ill ask him to commet for himself ....3. only time i block someone who blinged me is cause we got in huge fight over something else but ull notice i deltle all there bling frist i dont belive in keeing
The 12 Pack Of Trust
I have a confession to make; I have a drinking problem.
Now I am not saying I am an alcoholic or any of that mundane type drinking problem. No my drinking problem goes back many many years to childhood. I'm a coke addict. I say coke, because where I grew up that's what all sodas were called, a typical exchange may have gone:
Hey want a coke?
Yeah! Get me a Mountain Dew!
So I tend to consume basically a six pack a day of soda, it's coke zero, so don't worry that I am getting almost half a pound of calories, because I cut those out.
There is a vending machine at work that sells Coke Zero for seventy-five cents a can, but it cannot handle my appetites and has been sold out for at least a week, plus carrying around that much change can be difficult, so here is what I did. I bought myself a twelve pack of coke zero and put it in the company fridge.
This is an opportunity for co-workers to steal it, since its in the break room and I can't keep an eye on it. I have no
from here on out when i log you out you are entitled to show me your titties..
..i dont care what they look like, no complaining
Ha Well I'm Soooooooooooooooooorry...
That I've not had to suffer in life.
Not going through hardships must make me a REALLY bad person.
I understand that not everyone has a comfortable life and I'm in awe of what some people have gone through and come out the other end stronger and better than before.
But just because I haven't doesn't make me a bad person, not everyone who lives has to have gone through one trauma or another to live a significant life.
Lipps N Boobies
09/28/2010 01:43 pm
no block this member
u are one very cute,sexy n atttractive lady...n u have some beautiful lipps n boobies mmm yummy...my name is dj im 42 in beautiful clearwater beach,florida....u have yahoo or hotmail messenger hmm...or we could talk by phone too hee....P.S. Im from louisville n born n raised in kyPeace....DJ
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
in the sky
is is a bird?
is it a plane?
no its a witch....
WHICH WITCH ARE YOU
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
WITCHIE THEME DAY!!!
OK, here is today's question.. yes, it has been awhile. But I think I am going to start doing this again. So, try to stop by often and check out the questions. And be sure to check out the other questions.
Ladies.... When you are with your man, how do you feel when he has his arm around you - you guys are watching TV for example. Not sexual at all and he just starts pushing you down to suck his dick? No foreplay, no words, no touching you... just straight to the push. You alllll know what I am talking about!
Fella... Why do you do this push? There are so many other ways to get stuff started.
If you cant be honest here, then dont even comment.
Please be sure to rate this blog - thank you!
I woke up to find a note pushed through my door from a husband of a friend. It asked me to call round when I woke up, so naturally I was concerned. They live no more than a 30 second walk away, so I went.
The fuckwit asked me out for an xmas drink, no wife just me and him. I spent 15 minutes fighting their dog off from giving me French kisses and I thought if I stay any longer i'd be fighting him off as well. So I made my excuses and left.
Is it any wonder that I have remained single all my life. Sometimes I seriously hate men !!!
Busy Busy Christmas Time :)
Merry Christmas Fu Folks!
So my Christmas plans are settled now.
Tomorrow I pick up lil Blake. My mother, sister, and I are taking him to see Yogi Bear 3D then back here to open presents and spend a few hours with lil Khloe Grace!!! My ex husband will pick Blake up Friday morning and then my mother, sister, and I are off to the other side of the state to visit my nephew and my sister's lil 7 month old grandson. I am supposed to cook a small dinner for myself, my mother, sister, brother in law, brother, and sister in law on Saturday, BUT we have an 80% chance of a snow storm starting Friday night. lol
We shall wait to see what happens. :)
So what are your plans?
for people who think you cant get close, have feelings, know people or have friends online...this blog isnt for you
i am in tears (again) over the loss of Robert. i know he wouldnt want that...but i have a regret...i never told him how much his friendship meant to me...we were likeminded for insulting each other or playing, flirting, teasing, taunting...but not mush
i have discovered from this tragedy...he had touched many in the same way he touched mine. i never realized what an angel he was...until now. always there for me, always willing to listen or play...he never brushed me off
he was a unique and special human being...his sense of humour was kick ass
i am going to miss him terribly
i raise my glass in a toast to you...slutty man...Robert (h)
I have had the week from hell, the reason I haven't been here that much, as i've needed to sort things out.
I was offered a palliative care job the middle of March, but this was withdrawn last Friday due to the fact that the registration of my PIN number had not gone through yet with the Nursing and Midwifery Council. Unfortunately, the company had asked me to hand my notice in and I did so the day before they withdrew their offer of employment.
So at present I have no job. The job I do have will end next Saturday.
I have just got off the phone with the University who have just told me that I should have my registration by now. When they looked into it further they said that they were still waiting confirmation that I had completed my course from my tutor, to allow the registration to go through. Fucking hell, I did all this on the 24th March. My tutor and myself went to the office in person to sign all the fucking forms. They are still adamant that they have not had confi
Sign Up For Club Paradise 3 Year Anniversary Events/contests
Ready for the party of the year?? Club Paradise will be throwing an all weekend party Friday, June 10th - Sunday, June 12th to celebrate its 3 year anniversary. This party will be kicked off with the one and only DJ Sparky on air Friday from 8pm-12am.
There will be random giveaways all weekend long even to those that are parked.
There will be a major giveaway on Sunday, June 12th at 9:15pm EST in which there will be prizes such as a happy hour, polisher, other bling, fubucks, pimpouts, points, and more. The entry fee will be 100k to get a chance to win some of those prizes. This should be fupaled to me ASAP before the contest. 75 prizes will be given away during that drawing! MUST BE A MEMBER OF CLUB PARADISE TO ENTER & MUST BE PRESENT TO WIN!
We will be hosting the following contests which will have bling as the prize for winning them:
Dance Contest (Friday @ 8:30pm EST) - 1st place = boomy! All others will receive bling.
Crossdressing Contest (Saturday @ 4pm EST) - 1st p
I Wrote A Letter
I Wrote A Letter
I wrote a letter
to the woman I loved
to tell here how I feel,
Although I don't say it enough
I want her to know
my love for her is real.
Why is it so hard to say,
what's really on your mind?,
why is it when you want
to say " I Love You!"
The words are so hard to find?
Maybe it's a roadblock,
set up to protect a broken Heart,
I wish I could go back in time
and stop the pain someone caused you,
before it had the chance to start.
If you're not ready to love again,
please take your time,
if falling in love with you were illegal,
then I've commited the ultimate crime.
Free Prize Giveaway!
Ok I had so much fun last friday giving away kegs for comments that I am going to keep it going. So here are the deals.
You go to Cherrytagz.com and leave me any comment on my page and I will buy you a "VIC Cherrytap beer keg" It's that simple!
You go to Cherrytagz.com and use a picture or graphic to bling out your profile then tell me about it and I will buy you a "VIC Cherrytap beer keg" and a "VIC Cherrytap Trophy"!
You go to Cherrytagz.com and use this Graphic
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in your profile then tell me about it and I will buy you a "VIC" gift!
While you are at Cherrytagz.com visit one of my sponsors (don't have to use their service just visit the link) and tell me about it ( I trust in honesty) I will also buy you a bonus VIC gift!
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Just Mee has wrote the following:
If you use one of my tagz on his or her
You Make My Heart Hurt
You make my heart hurt
A talent I am sure you enjoy
How could you not
You’re so good at it
Like it was your purpose in life
A calling some might say
How did you get so good at it?
Were you born with it or did you seek it out?
Do you keep a trophy of your past victims?
Sift through them here and there for a laugh?
Marvel at your abilities
Chuckle at the stupidity of others?
Your mind games are eminent
How you pride yourself at looking innocent
Fooling all that cross your path
Make them believe you are pure and true
Almost Getty because they are falling for it
You think to yourself “Stupid girl, she has no idea
I am going to make her prove her devotion to me
Promise me that she will obey all I ask
If she disagrees… well then I shall play the martyr
And make her feel like utter shit for thinking for herself
Silly girl, you must follow all my rules
If they are questioned, that shows your lack of devotion to me
But if you stutter at any time in your answer
or you d
Ok so I spend easter weekend with my fam and come back to total chaos. I hear that our graphics designer HOPE freaked out on one of the girls for using the banner she made. Well 1st of all it was her idea for all the girls to put it on their pages, so why she freaked out and called some of the girls c*nts is beyond me. Then she went and made a fuking bully and a folder called dream girlz asshat, like wtf how mature is that. She removed me from her friends list and I wasn't even around, blah whatever I didn't want or need the drama in the group anyways. Girlz remove her fuking banner from your page I'm gonna get a new one made. Honestly she can stick her graphics up her god damn asssssssssssssssssssss as far as I'm concerned.
I Know Where The Rainforests Are Going
Here's the deal, the temp job I do is basically working for a company that organises ballots for the whole country.
For the past 4 days all the temp staff have been stuffing envelopes, between 1000 and 1600 ballots each. Add on to that the envelopes, cover letters and returning envelope and that is a shit load of paper. It's quite crazy. And there's more to come, lol
P.S. Have I spelt envelope right? lol
Lets Talkabout Sex...
Yesterdays blog and one of it's comments has got me thinking even more on the subject of sex! Maybe I am just a nympho going through withdrawls but none-the-less it weighing on my mind. So lets talk about sex!
How much does it really matter in a relationship? Hell just how much does it matter...you don't need a relationship to need sex! We must all have different opinions on this but I would think they all boil down to the same answer.
WE NEED IT
The people who try to claim that it doesn't matter at all are the ones who can't get it. Thats the only way you can honestly not care about whether or not you get it is if you know you won't. Pity...
Sex in general is a good thing...(safe sex of course std's are no good! been clean my whole life and I intend to stay that way!)...it gets rid of stress and all those pent up frustrations. It's brings you closer to your partner. For some reason don't we feel more secure and able to open up to our partner after we have done the
I Will Pwn Your Babymaker!
Things or people that piss me off...in alphabetical order *inspired by Drew*:
1. Anderson Cooper. *douchebag*
3. Crazy Asian girls. Only one person will get this.
4. Dumb people that think they're deep.
5. Environmentalists that believe in global warming. pfft. It's called a cycle. The universe goes through them. Sorry. *douchebag*
6. Followers of Mormonism.They act nice, but I know deep down inside...they're douchebags. And they don't even hide it that well. I can almost tell a Mormon from the level of douchebaggery they exhibit.
7. Grammar faux pas. It's one thing to lolcat every so often. It's quite another to butcher the English language on a daily basis. It offends my delicate sensibilities as a librarian. *douchebag*
8. Hot dumb people. It's one thing if you're dumb, but not hot. I could just ignore you entirely. Dumb AND hot? That's just a darn shame.
9. Intense comment leavers. My eyes are like the burning sun, for
Post Midgets Here :)
Please feel free to post your Midgets in my blog i want to see as many as possible.. Please rate as well thanks.. :)
It's My Own Fault
So I scheduled all my supidest people today. Now today has been a living hell.
It's my own fault because I do the schedule but I would like everyone to feel sorry for me anyway.
so everyone say something super naughty and entertain me.
I must have your attention, so if your looking here you must want access to my NSFW pics, well you need to either buy me a VIP, fubling pack, or blast to get into my family. How long your family status lasts will be discussed with me before you make your purchase!
If you would like to have a lifetime of seeing my pics, as I will be adding more as I take them, buy me a Happy Hour...
Please message me before you buy anything though, as I may have you give the gift to one of my many closest friends. Lemme tell ya... IM WORTH IT!
I guess I was supposed to meet up with my friend from on here, but he never called. Flakiness is my peeve, and he better have an excuse for not calling. Oh, well, its the netz.
Yesterday I have talked to my best friend in California. I hate the fact that she is all the way there, and not in Chicago. There are a few people that I totally click with, and she was one of them. Both of my best friends have moved away, so I am kinda stuck. I like meeting new people, but more often than not I end up in disappointment. I am just a picky asshole I sppose.
Check out available fupet adopties!!
A few may need some serious training, they may hump everything that moves, puke on your carpet, tear up your slippers and they may even try to run away, but with a lil training and some serious TLC you could end up with a the most loyal and loving bestfupetfriend ever!
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Attention All Shadow Levelers
Well today something happened.I have been told y many that we arent allowed too have more then one account.The Shadow Leveler Home Page has been deleted by Fubar. Im not sure the real reasoning.
At this point in time we will use the Helpers page as the homepage. This is where we will go too post and find level ups.
shadowlevelershelper~OWNED BY SCARLETT...@ fubar
I need all of your help!!!! This is a mandatory thing.I need all levelers too send a private message too the home page so that we can do a up too date blog with the members. It doesnt have too be anything more then title member.
Please if you see another leveler on your pge ask them if they checked this blog out.
What Are You Thankful For...
Well since I'm bored as shit, I may as well fire up a blog. I wanna know what everbody is thankful for . What makes you happy, what makes you horny,lol.Comment if you want to. then again fuck it, I dont really give a shit..lol.And please people, keep it SFW..LOL
So, i'm kinda drunk right now
how you doin'?
For those of you that know my hobby this video is PERFECT
(i like to do the same thing as the geeks in the video..)
If it wasn't for Mel's point-whorin' teachings, I wouldn't be where I am today.
Thank you guys so much!
...and those that I forgot, cuz I haz self-diagnosed ADHD :P
I was just talking to a friend in my shout box about friends and family on here. I was telling him that I can tell you the first name of everyone in my family and more than likely tell you what state they live in, if they live in the US. I try to make it a point to actually know my friends and family. I'm not sure if that's creepy or not, lol.
Also I clicked to see the "hottest" pictures on here and I remember when I had a top rated salute. Actually I had a few of them. That was back before the ever so popular blue name, Happy Hours and Tickers. Wonder how hard it would be to get a top rated salute again...hrmmm. Maybe I should make it a mission since I know I won't ever get the spotlight, lol.
I'm done rambling about crap that no one really cares about.
Up On My Soapbox
someone threw this up in the suicide mumm
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.
the quickest way to piss me off is to judge someone with a mental illness when you dont have a fucking clue what people go through, i was going to comment in the mumm but i would have been telling friends publicly to fuck off so i thought better of it.
and im sure this is not the end of my rant
and i would like to add
"It's not given to people to judge what's right or wrong. People have eternally been mistaken and will be mistaken, and in nothing more than in what they consider right and wrong."
— Leo Tolstoy (War and Peace)
its really easy, if your going to judge them, then fucking judge me, and take me off your friends list, k thanks bye
Dead Girls Dont Wear Plaid
when someone fucks with your head, and had intentions on doing so from the first exchange of words and they succeed. when you gather all the information you need to know that everything was a lie, and you have the truth... what do you do with it. im still not satisfied with the knowledge that cuppycake didnt die of meningitis and is alive and well. i have an address and names... i know her real last name and know she is still playing games with another person, and i have passed the information to him thru a mutual friend.
there was no closure and maybe thats the problem, what would you do in my shoes? for those of you that know what happened. or even those that dont, what would you do with the info that a person made you believe they were in love with you and never intended on ever meeting or having any type of real relationship with you, and make you believe they died in extreme circumstances? everything from their name and where they lived to how they made a living and their hist
Let Me Tell You Why You Are Wrong
Blah blah blah literary reference, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah witty comment blah. Blah female anatomy reference blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Blah blah blah blah tall tale, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Underhanded compliment, blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
And as you can clearly see, that is why you are wrong.
New Lounge Staff Settings
Okay so we just put out a new lounge change that allows you much better access over what each one of your mods is able to do:
This page can be found by navigating to your "edit lounge" page and then clicking "manage lounge staff":
Please respond here with comments, feedback, bugs, and other issues regarding lounge mods.
Note: If you previously had lounge co-owners, you'll want to go into this settings page and set their 'staff' and/or 'settings' permissions to YES as for what you desire your co-owners to be able to do.
Dear Coffee Cup Lid Designer Guy ...
As I look at the New Hampshire shaped coffee stain on my workshirt (one of only three I packed for my trip this week), I marvel at your engineering prowess.
How can something produce so little liquid when I'm sucking harder than a pneumatic bank tube thingy, yet produce a tsunami of coffee if I just slightly jostle the cup the right way?
Do Me A Favor
I just finished the Twilight series, and before that I read the Harry Potter series. I need something new to read. Recommend please. And no it doesn't have to be some crazy fantasy or from the children's section. Before that I read Paint it Black, by the lady who wrote White Oleander (her name escapes me). So tell me, what are some of your favorite novels?
I'm in a foul mood today. I'm sick of my life and practically everything that comes with it. I need a serious getaway. I feel like I'm drowning and am not sure how much longer I can stay above the water.
Dust Off Your Creativity Please
Music is my salvation, my therapy...my comfort on a terrible day. It's my passion and my peace. A continuous double bass kick has the ability to free my spirit in a way not much else possibly can. Music is as necessary to life as water, food, air, and sex. So, it's time for a tattoo. Tattoos are like therapy, too, of course. Either way, I want to express my love in a way that exceeds the standard musical notes tattoo. That just isn't my style. Give me some ideas. Maybe someone will send me in the right direction.
It'll be on my right calf, btw. Unless whatever idea I get is best suited for somewhere like my ass...
as you know i am no stranger to online romance and it has not exactly worked out well for me.
but for some reason i am compelled to keep trying, but there is the biggest fear which is that the person the other end of the screen is having a good laugh at the sad person the other end.
A Book Through To Eyes
A friend of mine and I were talking about writin a book togther on the war in the middle east from two diffrent aspects, One through a Marines eyes and the other through the eyes of a Muslim, being that is what he is. I want your oppinion on this and if this would be something of intrest.
Choz Survey That I Took
1] If you had/have a penis, would you buy those tastey condoms just to taste them? Why not just buy the tasty female versions and taste them?2] Would you bang a 'hoebag'? Nope I have standards.3] Would you ever try those weird footrollup panties? I have already tasted em4] Bitch what kind of hobo would you hang out with: The ones with the overly done facial hair, or the ones that has no clothes? Hm that confused me5] On a scale from 1 to 10: 10 being the most. How weird are you? 1,000,000,0006] Your momma don't dance and your daddy don't...? Haven't seen either in years7] Is shitaki mushrooms a suitable replacement for the word shit? Why not just say shit?8] Fuck those hoes? Hm as in sexual intercourse or insulting?9] I am...? Me.10]Do you want a pet monkey? Sure why not...11] How do you feel about amphibians, reptiles, and arachnids? My favorite kind of pets12] Coke...? I just say no to drugs, lmao13] You can't help but to _____ everyday? fuck 14] Should girls be hoes just to get blas
The Penis Chronicles Pt 4
->wide4: have a niceday
->wide4: ok then
->wide4: so come on
->wide4: i look like a woman and I have tits
wide4: bye i'm not gy i love woman
->wide4: Well i can purr like a cat if ya want me to...but I would really like to hear you squeal like a pig
wide4: i l
Have some of you missed me?
I just don't feel the same here anymore at all.
I am not leaving,will be dropping in and out.Plan on helping a friend get the spotlight next week.
I go to court about getting new doctors etc on 9/29.I fell again today,so lots of pain and frustration.Kittens make me happy though!!!
Momma cat and kittens are wonderful.I am still kunty kit.
I love pet society and mafia wars!!!!!
ok that is all......
I am considering making these this weekend:
TORTILLA DESSERT CUPS
Mix in shaker
3-4 tbls. sugar (I used Splenda)
My Political ViewsI am a center-left moderate social authoritarianLeft: 1.78, Authoritarian: 1.03Political Spectrum Quiz
My Foreign Policy ViewsScore: -1.6Political Spectrum Quiz
My Culture War StanceScore: -2.99Political Spectrum Quiz
as you were.... i was bored
I was randomly flipping through a book I had gotten used and haven't gotten to yet, when I found TWO things inside:
$5 and a postcard: "DRIVE-IN GIRL: She was Included in the Price of a Ticket"! (Ok tell me this wasn't meant for me, the lead character in the books name is even Stephanie!)
I've found a lot of interesting things in books I've procured secondhand- photos, love notes, cards, a womens prison receipt in a copy of "Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers"... but never money! See people, books just give and give and give...
UPDATE: This is the book I found them in. Anti-climatic, eh?
Found this in someone's "about me" section. I just laughed myself stupid. Wanted to share with my friends... ENJOY!
"DEAR SANTA CLAUSE,
IT'S ME -----------. YEA, I KNOW I'M A LITTLE OLD TO BELIEVE IN MIRACLES. THIS YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS MY LIST IS VERY SHORT BUT WANT IT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN LIFE. YA SEE, THERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING WOMAN THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT LIVES FAR AWAY AND HAS NOT BEEN FEELING VERY WELL LATELY. FOR MY GIFT THIS YEAR CAN YOU PLEASE HELP HER GET BETTER SO MY DARLING CAN BE HERE WITH ME AND MY SON FOR CHRISTMAS? THANK YOU VERY MUCH IF YOU CAN DO THIS. MILK AND COOKIES WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE USUAL SPOT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS SANTA!!"
This dude is in his 30's or 40's at least! okay.. have fun!
Kant’s Fundamental Principles Of The Metaphysic Of Morals.
The Good Will: Nothing can possibly be conceived in the world, … which can be called good, without qualification, except a good will. Intelligence, wit, judgment, and the other talents of the mind… or courage, resolution, perseverance, as qualities of temperament, are undoubtedly good and desirable in many respects; but these gifts of nature may also become extremely bad and mischievous if the will which is to make use of them, and which, therefore, constitutes what is called character, is not good. It is the same with the gifts of fortune. Power, riches, honor, even health, and the general well-being and contentment with one's condition which is called happiness, inspire pride, and often presumption, if there is not a good will to correct the influence of these on the mind, and with this also to rectify the whole principle of acting and adapt it to its end…
Other virtues and qualities of character are not intrinsically good, since they can be put to bad uses: T
My Collared Dream
I looked up a dream site( lol what a crock this is) to define what some of the symbol i saw in my dream...first ill explain some of the dream... i remember that an ex girlfriend was in it, seeming to be my dom... she was a insecure person who freaked out about me going somewhere socially with out her...but she must have kidnapped me , drugging me somehow, because in the dream i wake up and see her...noticing i had a silver metal collar locked with a pad lock around me neck...it had a chain connected to it... I was none to happy and thats the most intense part of the dream...my anger and frustration
To dream that you are held captive, suggests that you are feeling trapped in some aspect or circumstances of your waking life. You may feel trapped in your career, relationship or life in general. Alternatively, captivity dream indicates something you are refusing to acknowledge or something that you are in denial about.
To see collars in your dream, signifies c
I puked in my mouth a little.
Now I'd like to receive some kind of damages to my optic nerves due to this.
I'd also like to be hit in the head with a bat so I won't ever have to think of this again.
i iz collecting ghost fuowneds so next time one of you whiny cunts can't take it anymore let me know
i'll buy you and even say a few words at your fu-logy
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
So this article came up in Cammy's blog... mostly because I brought it up. But once again I would like your dating advice. i really only skimmed this. I think what caught my eye was their defintion of a nerd.
1. How to identify a nerdMaura: Let's get serious now — very serious ... What's your definition of a nerd?Matt: As the Boss of Nerd Nite, I've always maintained a very broad — and thus, very inclusive — definition of nerd. The word applies to anyone who is both passionate and knowledgeable about one particular thing. The title isn't exclusively reserved for scientists and Trekkies. For instance, take the world's sexiest rock-star drummer, like a Tommy Lee. If he's able to spend 45 minutes explaining the different ways to tune a snare drum, then he's a nerd, too, on top of being a rock star2. Nerds are just like the rest of us (or we're all like them)Matt: Truth be told, I think we're all nerds — nearly every single one of us. In some way. Somehow. We all
Thoughts From Out Of My Noggin
So I had some little stories on here that I had written - I say little stories, I mean they were LITTLE, just some garbage I tossed off without really thinking, but then some people said they were dumb, and I'm a sensitive flower, so because I got told they were unoriginal AS WELL as stupid, I deleted them. Because being stupid is fine, recycling other people's stupid seems somewhat soul-destroying. And I kind of oscillate between thinking I'm hi-larious, and absolutely hating every single thing that I ever say or do because it's rubbish and shit and I hate it. Right now, I'm in a in-between thing. I don't really know.
But the thing is, I'm about three weeks away from my annual pre-Easter Fubar downtime - six glorious weeks of not hanging out here and trying to make people not hate me (because I can admit it, this site is like crack to me, even when I hate it, I can't put it down- feel free to chuckle at that all you like) - so I'm debating whether to take that energy I put into m
An Open Letter To Conservatives
I wish I wrote this but give credit where credit is due...
Written by Russell KingMarch 22, 2010, 3:16PMDear Conservative Americans,The years have not been kind to you. I grew up in a profoundly Republican home, so I can remember when you wore a very different face than the one we see now. You've lost me and you've lost most of America. Because I believe having responsible choices is important to democracy, I'd like to give you some advice and an invitation.First, the invitation: Come back to us.Now the advice. You're going to have to come up with a platform that isn't built on a foundation of cowardice: fear of people with colors, religions, cultures and sex lives that differ from your own; fear of reform in banking, health care, energy; fantasy fears of America being transformed into an Islamic nation, into social/commun/fasc-ism, into a disarmed populace put in internment camps; and more. But you have work to do even before you take on that task.Your party -- the GOP -- and
To Answer A Few Questions For All
Ok just here to answer a few question for some of the not so considerate people...i have not been on much for 2 reasons...(1) my heart is in A-Fib and they are trying to control it and i went in Thursday for a Cardioversion and it was NOT succesful and still working on that....(2) A ladder fell on me that my cousin was on and fell 15ft and i broke his fall but crashed my knee into the concrete and gouged n cut n bruised my back up really BAD.....i DONT want no sympathy but i have had a FEW so called FRIENDS wanting to know why im not returning the rates and love....Soooo i guess be mad if ya want or be patient and hopefully soon i will return back to as NORMAL as i Can Be.......
Tagging Sfw Images
It REALLY, REALLY grinds my gears when people get something up their rears and go on a flagging spree.
What you guys fail to realize, is that you're NOT getting "revenge". You're NOT "sticking it" to the member just because they ticked you off for one reason or another. What you're doing is making the job of a Bouncer DIFFICULT!
Not only can you get into trouble for going on a flagging spree but it also shows serious immaturity on your part.
We have to take time away from helping other people to go in and CLEAR EVERY SINGLE ONE of those images that you've tagged. The members who's photos you tagged, never even KNOWS that you've tagged them.
So seriously people. Grow up and stop making things more difficult then they have to be for us Bouncers.
That is all. Carry on.
No matter what you say, no matter what you do,it doesnt change me and it doesnt change you.
Take it how you will
dirty thoughts about him.....check
OH HELL YES!!!!!!!!
I'm Leaving, On A Jet Plane.. Well,not Really, It Would Crash With Me On Board..
Think I'm going to take a long break from this site. Maybe force myself to get back to my art. I don't know yet..
There's going to be hell raging here for God knows how long and I'm preparing for the worse.
For those who actually care, I will tell you what's up...
First off, I'm looking for a new place to live... Trying, anyway.
My son's bike was stolen.. on his birthday.. It's a reminder of what a piece of shit town this is...just a small one, for there's much more to this hellhole than that..
Also, I am quite tired of coming here, pretending to be normal, when it's clear, that I am not.. not by your people's' standards, anyway..Some of you know what I'm speaking of, the others, well, I just guess you weren't worthy enough to know..:-P(y)
.. kidding.. but still..
Secondly.. CPS will probably be making my life hell for the next 3-6 months..So, means, until I move, I have to concentrate on the home.. Lots to do around here, seeing as this place is a shithole a
I noticed that a lot of people on here keep certain people on their lists just for entertainment value. I mean they don't really "like" the person per say, but they are a drama queen and it's like watching a train wreck.
Then there's the people with literally thousands of people on their list. How do you deal with all that fodder in the bar tab? I'd want to e-stab someone.
Then there's the list snobs (such as myself) who keep their lists small and deny anyone they deem unfriendable.
It's funny how fu works sometimes and how wrapped up we get in such little things. How it draws you in to these things.
Then there's reality. You click Logout and the lists don't even matter anymore.
Maybe more people should do this.
More Fakes And A Funny Famplifier Thought...
Here are a few more fakes on Fubar As of Today. I'm letting everyone know because too many people are getting ripped off. Sometimes people fall for tricks from these fakes. Fall in love, wish to see them, and what not. If you don't care that you don't really know who you are talking to, then please ignore this. I on the other hand would like to know who I am talking to.
Please just take this as a warning, Fubar will NOT remove these profiles unless they are Copyrighted, and the owner can send a DCMA. So good luck with that!
I will update this post with more each time. All will stay on here until proven wrong.
All of the blue linkage-type writing you see below each picture is a LINK to the PROOF! Go ahead and click, there might be some nice surprises in some :)
Thanks for looking!
And don't forget to add me to keep up with the updates! This all was given to me by:
And Now Our Fun Fakes!
iNViSiBLE ( Damn Divina!)@ fubar
Finally found her thanks to
Excuse me, for not buying into the donation thing. Maybe I've worked too many places where legally vague sayings and outlandish statements just doesn't cut it. To me, if fubar was donating to something, they would have no issues name dropping the NFP they were giving to. There's plenty of breast cancer research foundations in which to donate too. Susan G. Komen, BCRF, just to name a few.
I also think, though breast cancer awareness is important, this has become an easy cause for people to go to, to make themselves feel better. Ovarian cancer is just as deadly, and has around a 70% return rate and is often misdiagnosed as kidney stones/infection. Though, you rarely see anyone waving a teal ribbon to support awareness and research for this.
Bottom line: BabyJ/Scrapper, pick an NFP group and let us know where the donations are going to, unless of course, you're just hoarding the money and not actually donating.
WARNING: Lots of reading ahead...
Blogging Buffoon Activated
I am bored so figured I would do a blog... but then realized I had nothing to blog about...
so why not the Tea Partys Newest starlet Christine O'Donnell
Christine O’Donnell’s group wants abstinence taught in school, her organization or rather a member from the organization also wants sex education removed from schools… Since sex education has been shown to be in direct correlation between decrease in STD’s, pregnancies and high school drop our because of the aforementioned should I take O’Donnell’s people seriously?
Then again since this is the same Christine O’Donnell that says condoms have been shown to have no affect on the lowering or stopping the spread of Aids/HIV… should she even be taken seriously at all?
Like my friend from my Atheistic Assessment blog from a few days ago, O’Donnell is another person that does not believe in evolution because, like
Can I just once say, without any repercussions or fall out.....FML?
We all have times we need to. I'm having a moment. Sue me.
I know everyone has problems, but damn walk in my shoes for 1 month. Seems lots like to discuss their problems yet I generally put on a smile and try to stay focused and positive.
Having said this....carry on :)
I finally made it to Hell goat - level 34 Demon. All I really got was a new level name and a new set of challenges to meet to level! :P But it was fun getting there!
I wanted to acknowledge all the help I got in the last 2 weeks. You all has teh awesome!
In no particular order -
Witty Screen Name
Faker Update 10/26/2010.
...Time for the fake report...
And don't forget to add the person who researched this to keep up with the updates!
And Now Our Fellow Fakes!
The real person. Anahi Giovanna Puente Portilla. Google her name if you must. This is her on Wikipedia
The real person. Taylor Ashley Parck. Google her name if you must. This is her own website
The real person. Kelli Durfey Leper. Google her name if you must. This is her myspace account
The real person. Eliana Val. Google her name if you must. This is her myspace account
Looks like this pic is on a few sites. Weird thing is, the pic was actually taken back on 12-27-2007
The real person. Some porn star name Only Carla
Make Up My Mind Syndrome??
About the Author
I'm Bobby Rio, one of the founders of TSB. I tend to write about what is on my mind so you'll find a mix of self development, social dynamics and dating articles/experiences. I've recently compiled a book with over 177 free PUA Openers...It took me awhile to put this collection together. Also, I just released another free report on small talk calledSmall Talk Tactics.
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Â Women have something called “make up my mind syndrome” and once you realize that life becomes a lot easier. This goes for all phases of a courtship.
Girls want to be led. This gives them an out of things go wrong. It resolves them of blame. This way in their mind they can say that it wasn’t their decision.
For example; Instead of asking a girl if you can have her number, tell her to give it you. Hand her your phone and tell her to type it in. She’ll do it.
When you ask a girl out, never say “What do you feel like doing?” or &ld
Extreme Confidence Or Complete Insecurity?
OK. so I might get some hating over this... so be it. Won't be the first time.
You have all seen the these people... men and women. They are of all shapes and sizes... from the obese to the twiggy. They post picture... to be nice, they arent very flattering. You all know the pix I'm talking about. From nudes to fully clothed. Extreme, fucking corn to looking like they are about to take the first place prize in a Halloween contest. We link these pix to our friends out of disbelief.They aren't posted for laughs, you can tell by the captions. They are serious!
So my questions are...
Do these people have extreme self confidence or are the lacking so much self worth and brain matter that they will post anything for attention? And do they have the right to be upset or offended when someone leaves an HONEST opinion about their pic/pix that they have posted for the world to see?
As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMM
It's weird being away from this site for too long...
There's alot I missed, alot I'm glad I missed, and alot I just plum forgot...
That being said, I don't think I ever want to stop being a member here.
I continue to meet cool new people under the radar, and even those that the general public would consider my "enemies"...
For those that love the gossip, I didn't leave for any one reason...
I mean, I did a few consecutive years on here through some drama and still stuck around.
And I'm not one to blame what happens in my real life, but I have had to take care of some things lately.
But after taking a hiatus from here, I kinda like the fact of just being a part-time mummer/point-hoar.
For those that truly miss me, I'm active on FB alot thanks to my mobile app.
Plus, if you didn't know, there's a "secret" MuMMers group on FB...ask any mummer how to join (y)
Thanks for reading, and God bless...
Contest For Godmode And Other Prizes
The last one I saw of these a couple of years ago was a lot of fun so I thought I would have a crack at it. For the next four weeks I will be running a Scavenger Hunt Salute contest. You must have me listed as a friend to enter. Just send a request if you aren't already listed.
How it works:
Each week for the next 4 weeks I will post clues to the 3 items of the week with the clues getting progressively harder each week(and more point value). One on Fridays and a second one on Mondays. When you figure out the item make a salute with that item in the shot and "SilverOak" handwritten somewhere in the shot. Be creative and have fun with it. Email the salute to firstname.lastname@example.org with your screen name and the item name and number in the subject. (eg If the 1st item in week 1 was a pickle you would put "Your SN week 1 item 1 Pickle" You have until the following week's clues are given to submit your response. No penalty for wrong guesses so when in doubt feel free to send multiple guess
To all of you people that got removed from my friends list .. I have my reasons. No, I don't hate you, no you didn't do anything wrong and no I'm not ready to re-add you. Sorry.
goodman1966: I WANNA FUCK YOU BABY
Klover...: how about ya fuck yourself instead
goodman1966: DONE THAT BEFORE NOW YOUR TURN BABE
Klover...: I'll pass
goodman1966: YOU TURN ME ON SO MUCH I GUESS I GOT TO FREAKY WITH YOU BUT I ALWAYS SPEAK MY MIND
Klover...: so do i
goodman1966: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU SEE MY LIPS BABE
Klover...: ot a fuckin thing
goodman1966: I GUESS YOU DONT SEE THE POTENTIAL DIG A LITTLE DEEPER AND USE YOUR IMAGINATION
Klover...: i dont want to i do not find you attractive in the least
goodman1966: PROVE IT COME ON WEB CAM WITH ME
Saturday Update On Trish
Just heard some new info about Trish, so wanted to pass it along. She developed a fever, but it is down to 103 today, which sounds high, but they're okay with that. The wonderful news is that she TALKED!!! She knew who several people in the room were and although her words were sluggish she knew who they were and talked with them. I am SO happy to report that :) She even asked the nurse if she could have a shower lol. The military there, who are like family to Trish held a candlelight prayer for her. She hasn't been moved yet, but sounds like she's making great progress. Keep those thoughts & prayers going. I will let you know when I hear anything else. On behalf of Trish, thank you all SO much for all your kindess & support. I know she will be greatly appreciative. Lisa
Paint Ball Fuck
I have always wanted to play paint ball. Hunting, being chased, hitting your target,,, total turn on! Suiting up in camo's and regulation army boots (don't laugh, its my fantasy). Of course I would get the top one size to small and tie it up around my waist…have to look hot, its to my advantage.
Being on opposite ends of the playing field the hunt is on. Peeking around the corner of the wall to see where you are, Bam your first shot lands on the wall 12 inches from my head. Stunned I see you smile a wicked smile at me as you disappear behind the wall.
This totally make me want to kick your ass and rip your clothes off at the same time.
Hearing foot steps in the distance I get up and decide to dive for the next wall seeing your position. Getting on my belly I take the sniper position and wait for you to move again. Pop, pop, pop, your shots ring out landing in my general area. Shooting back I almost hit your foot as you slide it back behind the wall. Knowing your going to tr
Do Women Wear The Wrong Size Shoes???
I say what i mean and mean what i say or i dont bother to say iti am NOT gay!
Do women wear the wrong size shoes???
BY: F. SEAN
I am a straight male that was born in 1975. When I go out I tend to watch the people around me. I do like to watch females more then I like watching males. I guess that is natural. Over the years I have come to notice a few things about Women.
As I watched these many females, I noticed a pattern of sorts. I wondered “Do women wear the wrong size shoes???” The only answer I could come up with was “Yes, many many women wear the wrong size shoes.”
Now, you might be thinking to yourself… “Well, I wear the right size, don’t I?”
Here is how to tell....
I am of the theory that most women buy the wrong size shoes, especially in open toe styles. So to know it fits right... your heels should never hang off the back, your toes should never hang off on the sides or be squished together, never ever should your toe
And For All Down Rated Mother Fuckers
IM PISSED MY PRIMARY OF THIS GOT RATED A 1 BY KNIGHTMARE , GUESS WHAT DOWN RATERS KISS MY MOTHER FUCKIN CHEROKEE ASS AS FOR A 10 OR A 11 FROM ME , YOU WILL YOUR JUST RETURN FROM BREW A GOOD KICK IN THE ASS . imikimi - Customize Your World
What A Year
will this year is about to come to the end and it wasnt my year im glad its about over since its not been my best. heres how mine went. found out in Nov last year i had colon cancer and had emergerncy sugery to remove an 13" tumor but be4 it was caught (no thinks to military doctors) it spread to my rectum,liver and lungs. then i started chemo therpy in dec of last year was doing that for about four months then i came down very sick went back in the hospitqal for a infection on my rectum was in for about 13 day then 2 months later back in for the same reason was in another 11 days then 3 months later back in for the same problem ( the 3rd time) was in 14 days and almost died during this stay i had a fever of 104 for a couple of days heart rate went over 150 they had to put me in a straigh jacket cause i went crazy pulling iv's frommy body then about a month or so i went back in the hospital 2 hav surgery to clean my rectum out but they couldnt clean it so they remove it completely so
This is utterly stupid that people get upset at me for not rating their pictures back. I have to ask, do you know how many picture rates and profile rates I get in a day? Over 300 at least! How am I supposed to return them all?! I have a life to live! I'd have to sit at the computer all day to be able to return them all! I try my hardest to return rates, but sometimes there are just too many! I appericate everyone that rates me!
I just get called so many rude names for not rating back. And I'm getting sick and tired of it. So if you don't understand why I can't always rate you back, then I don't know how to make you understand. But I'm sick and tired of the rude names that I get called on a day to day basis by some of you. Please, its only FUBAR. Where I love each and every one of my friends and fans, I WILL NOT tolerate being disrespected by ANY of you. NONE of you really know me. So PLEASE stop and think before you decide to send hatemail my way. Because I'm TIRED OF IT!!!
So, after a long absense, I am back. I came home Sunday.
Exciting news, yes, I know.
My time in Europe was good.
I am jet lagged to holy hell. My body thinks it is around 2am.
Not sure I like the small changes that have been made here. Who's business is it that I left a comment on someone's profile or resonded to a Mumm or whatever, other than the person who I posted the comment to or whatever?
Change for the sake of change is never good.
Hospital Visit 3-12-2008
Ok.. To give the background of what sent me to the hospital today...
During Mardi Gras week last year, I spent some time in the Lower 9th ward helping with the revitalization and renewal of an area totally decimated by floods and donating the proceeds of my last movie to the Common Ground Collective to support their continuing work in New Orleans.
While I was there, I was exposed to black mold, and black mold spores. When I returned home, it was found the mold had done some damage to my lungs. It took over a month before I was able to completely breath clearly again.
Now on to what happened today....
I have been working on the continuing rebuild of my house from damages sustained in a hurricane almost 4 years ago, and finally came to the point of sanding drywall in my bedroom... Note.. Drywall dust will mess with your breathing!...
Well, after 2 days of sanding, my lungs closed back up as they had from the mold exposure.
I woke up this morning, after numerous coughi
A Statement And A Little History Lesson..
..hrmm..that's what I have to say. I know what many of you are coming here to look for, some kind of reaction about like, what happend to my stuff. Apparently I wasn't alone in the purge, in all actuality, I consider myself lucky considering that I haven't been deleted or shut down in any way. See people, there's an unwritten, unspoken rule around Fubar that has been around since the Lost Cherry days: you can't publicly bash site admin here on the site. It is their site and they can do what they wish. That, more often than not, will result in you getting locked down, flagged, reset, deleted, etc. It doesn't matter if you agree with any changes, policies, features or not, it is how it is. How you react and adapt to the changes that take place around here usually determine your shelf life. Now, with that out of the way, speaking of adapting and reacting...
..so like, based on what's happend, I'm taking a step back and determining what and how to approach things and what method to use
Sweet And Innocent!
This is always a point of controversy..I say I am sweet and innocent!!
You all know I am! But you can't admit it!!
So let's see, do you believe the hoochie is sweet and innocent???
*shout me if ya need bribes* lol
*huggies to everyone* lol
I am posting this because, as some of you already know, I will be leaving for Chicago this coming Thursday morning, along with 140 singers from my school. We will be involved in a competition on Saturday and will not be home until Monday night.
I wanted to let you all know that our itinerary is packed with activities, shows, sight-seeing and yes, SHOPPING (that's for all of the girls...lol), as well as the competition. Because of that, I do not know what sort of time I will have online, if any. But, I also want you to know that I'll be thinking of you.
Finally, with the final rehearsals, final preparations for the trip and baseball, I really don't know how much I will be on starting Monday. I hope you can understand if I don't get to send you my goofy comments or can't do any rates, because I really want to, just don't know if I will be able to.
Be safe, take care and I will talk with you all on Tuesday, the 29th!
Old Friends, New Friends, And Friends To Come
Sexy woman, beautiful ladies, hotties of fubar. There are so many woman here that just blow peoples minds. They are perfect looking. Some guys you are so scared.. Scared to say hi. Scared of rejection. Ya some women on here like out there in real life can be so mean.. Men can be just as mean but unless you try and speak to someone you really don't know who they are on the inside. A woman just like a man can look so perfect on the outside that one just assumes their life is perfect. so many times I get people saying I wish I was you. You must have the perfect life. Little do they know. Its quite opposite.. My hearts been torn out its been broken and I am the only one to blame for that.. I saw what little good there was in a person and overlooking all the bad that everyone else saw.. I didn't judge him for his looks. (quite ugly he is in fact) I didn't judge him for his money, (very broke penniless I might add), I didn't judge him for his past, (ex f
Thank You To Every One!!!
Thanks to all of my sisters friends who helped me out. She keeps tellin me how awesome you guys are.
So, I just wanted to say thanks for the love!!!
In 6 Words.
I don't know if anyone has come across the whole concept of a 6 word memoir. Your whole life, summed up in 6 words! *dies* Obviously, not everything is going to fit, but if the limitations are forced upon me, it's actually fun to try.
Here's the site:
Mine would be something like:
Cute librarian seeks love and justice.
As you see from the site, there's a book filled with them. I'd like to have it, but I've banned myself from Borders until I've finished all the books that I have waiting for me to read them right now.
So...your life in 6 words...go!
This Was Sent To Me....
She actually thinks I'd wear this shit.....
Talk about delusional......
You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step).
Then your friends do their part: in the comments section, try to identify what songs the lyrics come from. Oh, and Googling is cheating!
I made sure and used songs I thought everyone would know, since my favorite artist is a group that a lot of you have never heard of! Good Luck!
So here's my top 10:
#1: "I'm not the type to get my heart broken,
I'm not the type to get upset and cry..."
#2: "Hey dad look at me, Think back and talk to me..."
#3: "I got a lot to say to you, Yeah, I got a lot to say..."
#4: "She married when she was 20, She thought she was ready..."
#5: "Lay beside me, tell me what they've done..."
#6: "My hair's a wreck, Mascara runs..."
#7: "Take all of your
This is dedicated to all the beautiful women both on here and whom I know....Love you all
Below are just a few, go say Hi and show them fu-LOVE!!!
She (Tous Les Visages de L'Amour)
Written by Charles Aznavour and Herbert Kretzmer
She may be the face I can't forget
The trace of pleasure or regret
Maybe my treasure or the price I have to pay
She may be the song that summer sings
May be the chill that autumn brings
May be a hundred different things
Within the measure of a day
She may be the beauty or the beast
May be the famine or the feast
May turn each day into a Heaven or a Hell
She may be the mirror of my dreams
A smile reflected in a stream
She may not be what she may seem
Inside her shell....
She, who always seems so happy in a crowd
Whose eyes can be so private and so proud
No one's allowed to see them when they cry
She maybe the love that cannot hope to last
May come to me from shadows in the past
Aug. 15, 2008
To all my dear friends!
I haven't been able to leave any sort of comment (profile, stash, photo, etc) since last night! I don't know whether it's another Fubar fluke, someone reported a comment I left or if it's a competitor in the contest I am in, but I am totally frustrated at this point. Leaving you comments is very important to me as part of my almost daily routine. I didn't want you to think I was ignoring you. Hopefully, whatever it is, will be rectified soon, but in the interim, just think of what the comment might be and try to have a laugh or two!
Since I can't leave a comment on my own blog, I just wanted to say thank you for understanding...grrrrrrrrrrr....I miss my "daily fix" of leaving them too....really love when people smile!
Spray On, Wax Off?
Spray on condoms! Finally, science has given us something worthwhile. Or uh, yeah..something like that...
.....Hence his idea for a spray-on condom. The prototype, which began testing last year, consists of a hard plastic tube with nozzles that spray liquid latex from all directions, much like the water jets in the tunnel of a car wash. According to Krause, there are numerous advantages to his spray-on condom. "The condom fits 100% perfectly, so the safety is much higher than a standard condom's, and it feels more natural."
But there are some stumbling blocks. The men who tested the spray-on condom had a few hesitations, Krause says. Some were "a little bit afraid to use the tube" and would only try it on their fingers. Others worried that the mechanism, which hisses as it sprays, might ruin the mood.
But the most serious problem with the design — which is what has kept the product off the market thus far — is that the latex takes too long to dry. Liquid latex currently take
Standings For Weeks 3 And 4
Hey all..here ya go.
In 1st place:
It's just me and Kelly with 39-60
Red Alert and Papi with 36-60
Drill and I with 35-60
Carrie and JP with 34-60
Vix, Texi and Superman with 33-60
Spanky with 32-60
Manny with 31-60
The rest of the players scored 30 wins or lower. Good luck next week guys.
Porch and McLovin 23
Will 21 late starter
Rich 15 late starter
Sarah & Her Bewbs
she wants an Obama bling & promised to let you see her bewbs.....oh & i still want your monies & you still should check out my auction, i'm a hooker & i'm selling my ass
thank you & good night
So I have sorta decided to go as a Russian spy for Halloween.
I Am Russian
And I do have an accent when I am not forcing myself to speak with an American accent.
And I have a striped mini dress that looks semi decent on me, cept for the no cleavage part
And a toy gun
But have no idea what else to do to make it look like a RUssian Spy.
(and no, I hate fur hats ;p)
Yeah, I was pretty bored earlier and decided to see how many superheroes I could name. I know, this confirms many a suspicion that I am a dork :P
the Invisible Woman
J'onn (the Martian)
Kilowog (the Green Lantern Corps)
Katma (the Green Lantern Corps)
Night Wing (Terry McGinnis)
Professor Charles Xavier
To Everyone Whom Showed Interest..
Thanks Moms Friends, Whom Showed Her That Yur Thoughts Were With Me!!..
It Means Tons To Know That Even People Ive Just Met, And From A Website As Such Truly Took Care In My Health..Im Currently Doing Weell[The Percocet Are Helping..LoL] There Are Four Entrance Spots,It Was Lapriscopic..,They Are Looking Good, And Itch[Meaning HEALING!! YAYYYY] The Pain Isnt So Bad[Or Not Compared To That Damned ChestPain Atleast!!] Anyway..Just Shout If Questons.. Much Love,Chas:D
Inspire by a conversation yesterday :P
I don't like mashed taters
or biscuits and gravy.
I don't like cheese on my meats.
I don't like cheese on my eggs.
I don't like most Mexican foods
or roast beef sandwiches that are soggy.
I don't like soups of any kind, except tomato and I only eat that by dipping crackers in it and then eating the said cracker.
I eat potato chips on my hamburgers
and dip my fries in mayo n ketchup.
I eat everything (exclusing dessert o-o) from McDonald's with sweet n sour sauce.
I despise ranch dressing.
Or any dressing other than Catalina or French.
I don't like stuffing either.
Ok that is all I can think of 8-P.
New Name Needed...
Ok, Christmas is over so I need a new name. Of course you all know that ass has to be in the title of it in some form or another.
I dunno why, I just like it.
Here are some options which I really don't like
Tawny Old Lang Tush
Tawny New Year Tush
Tawny Asshead (lol)
I just found out.....
I'm gonna be a Nana again........
That is all.
Am I Mean?
Okay so I haven't been online all weekend, and I was really busy at work today so couldn't be on much during the day. Some guy that friend requested me on Friday just called me a stuck-up bitch cause I didn't rate him back and friend him. I have 120 friend requests and I don't feel like going to all of those pros and rating and adding.. I am lazy lol
Do you think I am being mean by not answering or do you not really care you just want me to shut up :p
So I was at the gym at lunch (snickering is acceptable). I worked out my triceps the hardest I ever have. I felt very weak but went on with my work day.....
I had to run computer cable under a clients desk. Obviously I was on all fours when I felt my arms trembling.
Luckily I stopped my fall with my elbows before smashing my grill on the dirty carpet.
I don't think I'll be doing that again at lunch.
Flaming hair and honey lips
words fly from her finger tips
a regular voice on fu at night
her endless wit puts fools to flight
woooo hooo Witchie woman
see how her words fly
wooo hooo Witchie woman
she makes fu men sigh
she holds them spell bound in the night
dancing fingers , always right
crazy laughter in the mummers room
she drives the madness
and dumb posters to doom
wooo hooo Witchie woman
she makes fubar fly
wooo hooo Witchie woman
shes got the moon in her eye
well I know you all love her
but let me tell you brother
its like sleeping in the devils bed
and there's some rumors going round
that boobs are whats bound
to rock her in the nite
booby skin turns Red
wooo hooo Witchie woman
see how her words fly
wooo hooo Witchie woman
shes got you in her eye
Another C*cklicking Mongrel That Takes The Fu-owning Shit Seriously
(Surfing Fubar-- rating friends. Happy Fat Tuesday!)
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"Hey there. You may bankrupt me , but I will keep buying her back... just letting you know. Ohh BTW enjoy the Lamb.. "
Click here to return the favor!
Click here to see this gift on your profile.
Not even 5 minutes after I bought my female friend, this poor little slapnut sends me this message. It still amazes me how seriously people take this fu-owned stuff.''lol. I mean seriously, what is this guy trying to prove?
In all aspects, it's guys like him that makes me feel better about myself each day. I love this shit..lol
So I'm sitting here and I get this add request on yahoo from a person I don't know who it is .. making a lewd comment in the request.. so I just deny it right.. then the add request comes again and the guy says "wow sounds like someone is racist, guess you wanna stick with the vienna sausages" blah blah blah.. now THAT pissed me off.. I never even replied anything when I denied it, so how can someone determine you are racist just because you deny a request and hell its not like I could see what the person looked like GRRRRRRRRRRr so then I told him hmmmm first I never even SAID anything.. 2nd I don't even know what you look like.. but now I wouldn't add you just because you are somneone that would MAKE a comment like that! Dammit I'm steamin :/
I loaded a few pics earlier and finally got around to all the added comments I've never seen before.... There were quite a few... Most of you seem to be blind anyway..lol.. but THIS one took the cake... and the pie... and the peanut butter & walnut cookies...
"Holy Crap! wow - you are romance novel cover art material all the way ... I need to do a photoshoot with you ... well seriously, I've done so pics for guys and it's taken them from 2 crushes to 16 ... I think that 'bout says it all (thats a smug smile) hehe"
Knock it off!
The Daily Show Vs Cnbc
Recently on the Daily Show there has been a feud going on. This has been cracking me up, so if you haven't seen it, let me walk you through it.
First, a Correspondant from CNBC backed out of an appearence:
The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
CNBC Gives Financial Advice
Daily Show Full EpisodesImportant Things w/ Demetri Martin
Political HumorJim Cramer
So he gets bashed. Then Jim Cramer responds, to which Jon Stewart has to come back and comment:
I'm emo today. I'm thinking about cutting. I don't even know why. I should be in a good mood. The sun is shining for the first day in a week. It's Friday and I'm home alone now until Sunday. All I really feel like doing is popping some pain killers and passing out. *sigh* Anyone have any funny jokes to snap me out of this weird funk?
oh yeah, check it...back to Woo
Been toying with the idea of changing it.
To be honest, I think over two years should = some sort of change, right?
Being me though, I have no imagination for these things, so might just change it to my name.
Any better thoughts?
Looking For Some Advice
i have been busting my ass lately and a couple of the jobs paid yesterday. my lil princess graduated college last year, the economy in upstate ny is not that great. she is working but the pay isn`t that great and she is struggling with student loans and such.she is, and always was, one of the most strong willed, determined and self sufficient people i ever met (proud dad)
i want to give her some money to help her out but if i do she will want to pay it back and not take it as a gift.and she will get mad at me if i insist it`s a gift
any ideas from the daughters out there?
Hurry Up And Wait....
Almost two weeks later I deliver the sample arrrangements to the Hotel...
The assistant general manager likes them :). Hopefully the General Manager and 4 Salespeople like them.
What do you fuckers and lovelies think?
close up of small arrangement at front entry
(flowers inspired by Nicole, please rate her she is close to Godfather :D)
Elevators on marble table...this sucker is about 6' tall :D
It,s my bithday May 22nd and since I can't be here that day I want to celebrate with fu on Thursday May 21 Looking 4 friends to give me 6 credit bling gifts so I can get enough to bomb 4 or 5 times If I get 30 friends giving me a 6 bling credt I will pick one name out of a hat and give 1 friend an auto 11 If you know me you know I'll be honest with the draw I will show no bias so please don't ask If this turns out well I'll repeat it so please no drama This is a chance to get an auto 11 for a 6 bling credit If I get 50 ; 2 autos will be picked 60; 3 and another draw for every 10 extra after that So if 100 people enter 7 people will recieve an auto 11etc. I will draw the name or names Wed may 20 at 6 pm Pacific time so the draw will end at 5pm and i'll give the autos to whoever wins on wed between 6 & 7 pm pacific timeI will try to bomb everyone that sends a 6 cr bling gift at least twice If there are 100 x 6 cr bling gifts given there will also be an auto given to the person wh
Alright, so some people know my son takes medication for ADHD. It has done amazing things for an already very bright little boy. Anyways, I digress....this weekend he is going up to the lake with my parents Thurs-Monday after noon. Im debating on whether or not to let him off the meds for a couple days. He'll have so many kids to play with, and so much to do...the medication can kinda slow him down...He wants the days off, but I like to keep him at a therapeutic levels, even though it is a medication that does not have to be taken every day. Any insight anyone? Its not a life or death decision, but ya know...when it affects your kids its nice to have input from impartial parties.
The Inner Workings
Don't particularly know why, but I felt the need to explain this.
Is about how I use my brain and why I may say some of things I say on here, when you all may think I am being detrimental to myself.
Basically, I have as few thoughts running around up there as possible.
A clear mind, for me, allows me to use it to it's full extent when I actually have a reason to think.
For example, you ask me a question, I can answer without other things interfering with the thought process.
I am by no means a forward thinker, I think on the spot. To some, that is a bad thing, to me, I don't think so.
If I don't know something, I don't trouble myself with useless thoughts, I either look it up, or ask someone who will know.
Basically, anything you ask of me is a specifically thought out answer, I have no premeditated something for everyone answer, if that makes sense.
Weirdly enough considering all I've written, I am a thinker in general. Emotions, feelings, rarely enter in to the equation
This is a list of people who no longer have fubar accounts, if you had them as friends they will still count as your friend number but they wont be there. I made the links CherryTap instead of Fubar because that way the blog editor wont invalidate them. Check your Bling and your Ripped Photos, see if you have anyone you can add to this list and let me know.
Notice: Not everyone on this list will have been on your list, in fact most of them wont. When you click on the link and if it says You have been friends since ''... and there isn't a date there, then they werent on your list, so don't bother trying to delete them. These are just people that are no longer at the account listed, and it has been gathered from multiple sources. Where possible the name of the previous account owner has been provided.
http://cherrytap.com/myfriends.php?remove=613024 http://cherrytap.com/myfriends.php?remove=1494047 http://cherrytap.com/myfriends.php?remove=1483423 http://cherrytap.com/myfrie
Failed Spotlight Again
Tch. I suck at clicking things.
Apparantly, a good trick is to get your friends to all log into your account at the same time so they can all bid. At least, according to today's spotlight...
Last Day Of Auction
wicked has the high bid on me in radio x`s auction
i know she`s gonna make me do a poo video for her, someone please save me from having to do this
i`m seriously begging here
The Almighty "pimp Hand"...
By now, we're all aware of this latest bling.
I find it unfairly biased since it IS aimed directly at MuMMers.
It doesn't say "can't blog" or "can't lounge".
It's all against the MuMMers.
No biggie though, I'm doing my own thing.
I've decided to block ANYONE using this lame bling.
After all, a TRUE pimp slap in the MuMMs are with clever words...
Is That Your Final Answer?
Last night I was reminded of one of Bruno and my favorite games to play together. Most of our games have defined separate roles. For example in fetch I throw things and he either looks at me in disdain or runs excitedly to go retrieve them depending on his mood. And in tug of war he tries to dislocate my shoulder and I try to hang on and get my brand new dress shoe back from him.
This game is different. We both have the same objective. The game is called “What are you eating?” He is much better at it than I am. Although he often stumbles on the names. He knows the difference between edamame and tofu but he is as likely to guess one as the other.
It really is an unfair game. His sense of smell is much better than mine. Furthermore there is a good chance that I am eating something that would be considered food. Bruno does not thus limit himself.
Bruno's guesses often go like this – I guess you are eating rice pilaf with chicken. Furthermore, I gue
Woo hoo! My brother and sister in law are trying to get pregnant! I could be an auntie!!!! yayayayayayayay!
There are very few people that take life experiences and work hard to make a positive influence.
This very wonderful person,not only served our Country,but is a positivie influence for others.
He is an artist,please take a moment to check his work out.
site is http://rememberthosewhodiedforyou.com/
This started once in a mumm, when Mac&Cheeze informed me she had no idea what I was talking about when I had mentioned an old 80's Hall & Oates song, so I called her snapvine and sang one verse of it. And last week, a similar thing happened with Beautifully Broken, I called her and sang a verse of a Blues Traveler song she'd never heard.
It kind of made me wonder, does anybody else want me to call their snapvine and sing something? I know you're asking yourself "Wow does John have a wonderful singing voice?". The answer is NO. But I'll do it anyway.
Hello Hello Hello Is There Anybody Out There!
Kitty updates!New album up and I will update it when their eyes open and as they mature and start playing etc.
Can't believe my poor cat had SIX kittens!
I am kinda here and there today,got company coming over to give my son prizes for helping me until 12am with momma cat.So dusting etc.
With my back totally screwed my house isn't perfect anymore and I am like blah to it and know I am gonna pay for this cleaning later.
who cares BECAUSE I HAVE KITTIES!!!!!!!
hugs and stuffs, she is being such a good mommy too for her 1st & LAST time :D
What A Guy!!!
i asked about his online girl and how he is nursing his broken heart... and he wants to hook me up with his only daughter... he has a heart of gold doesn't he?
from the bottom up as usual :D
->Bludgeon: you want me to meet her when she is grieving at your funeral? god that is perfect!!!!
Bludgeon: *flips out again, breaks through the sliding glass door again, falls into the koi pond again and gets devoured by hungry fishes again
->Bludgeon: is that soon?
->Bludgeon: gonna bring me over for supper... i like chicken or steak...
->Bludgeon: lol so when are you gonna introduce us?
Bludgeon: stay way from her mister!
->Bludgeon: how old is your daughter?
Bludgeon: yes Im in cali and my daughter goes to clollege and sometimes I drop her off and check out the hotties there
->Bludgeon: granted most are fake or fixed but i wouldn't complain
->Bludgeon: heh bludge you are in cali you have got to have much better to look at there than i have here
Bed Time For Bonzos
so, the kids and i have been enjoying the last few weeks of the summer together.
actually, we've done quite a few things.. all considering that this summer, in buffalo has been mostly all rain and gloom.
a visit to the beach, and going to free concerts on the canal have been a few of the best. we've gone to visit with family, and i'm still trying to find the right day for the pool...
we've got 2 weeks left, and i'm sooo freaking glad that school starts back up soon. but, i would love any suggestions from you guys, things that the kids and i could do for fun, these last few weeks?
Thought For The Day
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY... Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.
men leave comment pictures of half naked, slightly effeminite men as comments? Are you supposed to be confused into thinking that is a picture of the guy that left the pic? Or is the picture someone that he finds attractive? What? Really, I'm confused.
Also, that's like 3 blogs today, I think I've spent too much time around Witchie and Peacey - I may have contracted blogwhoreitis - is there a cure?
Money For Nothing...
Some of you already know this, but for those who don't: I partly support myself financially from rental income. Yeah, I'm a landlord. This is NOT a job, it's money for nothing (well, if you discount the mortgages I'm still paying off on some of my properties it is). It is, however, a pain in the arse sometimes.
For example, I employ a handyman to look after my properties. If he can't fix something he has the authority to call an expert from a list of plumbers, electricians, joiners, etc, that I provide him with. My tenants are told that if anything goes wrong with the fabric of their place, or the fixtures and fittings, etc, that they should call him. They're also told that they should only contact me with regards to their ability to pay rent. Yet, I still get calls about fucked up plumbing, electrics, etc, when all I can really do about it is to call my handyman dude and get him to call the tenant.
But, let's be realistic. That isn't work. Far from it. Anyway, to get to the reason f
Tac Rules Of Engagement
TAC RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
Every TAC member is subject to these rules whether you’ve read them or not, so I suggest you read them.
Membership is open but we reserve the right to refuse any person as we see fit. We also reserve the right to revoke membership at any time for any reason.
Once your membership is approved, please put TAC in your name to help identify you to other turf members. This is not required but don't cry if you get attacked by one of your own or a friendly. Also please add all turf member to avoid accidental attacks. Please do not be upset if someone rejects your mob request. Some people are maxed. If you are in a paid position in TAC I expect you to kick a non TAC person to add a TAC member.To request a promotion to the rank of soldier please send a private message to the boss. If you are not an active turf member, don't bother. By active I mean not only talking but backing up your fellow turf members. Being promoted again will depen
When It Rains It Pours But For Me It Thunders
People ask "how are you doing" and i always say good, they ask "whats new with you" and i always say same o same o, they ask "havent seen you around much" and i always respond with just busy with work and life. I avoid the truth, i always try to sound happy and i carry around a fake smile with the hope my outgoing personality and silliness cover the pain and fear in my heart. Fact is a person can only be so strong, can only carry so much before it becomes too overwhelming and all you want is to be told everything is going to be ok, all you want no all you need is to be hugged and hear in someone's voice understanding and compassion without the undertones of pity. People face extreme obstacles everyday, yes we have friends but why burden others when they have their own life to deal with, how can one allow themselves to lean on another without coming off as needy or attention craved. I always try to be a good friend, ive said many times i have a hero complex to the point i neglect my ow
Pic For Spinoza
Spinoza texted Me this pic and asked Me to make it larger so that he could upload it...
I already had the large pic in My photobucketbut uploading on here would of made it a lot smaller so decided to blog it
Yes I am sure several of you will save it for your collection as well
Here ya go man
Slightly Used Speculum
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Have Fun Reading.......
In the vanilla world men are lucky to ever get their cock in the mouth of their female. I have heard friends talking about how they beg and plead or batter with their female in hopes of getting some oral sex. Not only is this a degrading position for a man to put himself in, but it is a complete dereliction of the females duty to her man’s cock. It is not a coincidence that a submissive slave’s natural position is on her knees with her face at the right height to access the cock. If a female wants regular good sex, or if she is properly submissive, she must understand how to take care of her man’s cock. It is simple, he place is at his knees with her lover, and master cock.What females don’t understand, and many males have not sorted out in their mind is that there are different types of oral sex (hereinafter cock-care). Oral sex should involve the entire body but cock-care in particular should involve the entire area between the anus and the belly button. Femal
So Tuesday evening I took a new energy Supplement, Rhodiloa 110, that my wife received free at her half marathon...thanks to this new Supplement, I had plenty of energy and got 2 hours of shitty sleep...
I will not be taking that again unless I plan an all night bender...
Wednesday...get up at 3:45 central time...travel to ABQ...16 hour work day...too tired to go out to eat so bought a frozen pizza for dinner and 2 Harps (it was St. Pattys day after all)...had a great conversation with haiku who kept me up way too late...:)
went to bed 11pm mountain time and slept like crap (starting to get sick)...work up at 7am and worked for 10 hours...feeling shittier as the day progressed...
went out to eat to Red Robin and they lost my food order...2nd time I have been there and 2nd time they have completely fucked up my order...good news they comp'ed my meal but made me pay for my one beer...beer was probably not a good idea but fuck it i was sick...
Went to bed and 10:30 and slept like shi
A Conversation With An Idiot...
Mailbox full of long island iced teas...check.
Everyone has baseball names....check.
I can't read people's blogs because half of it is cut off again like it was when they had that stupid toolbar at the bottom of the screen...check.
Hopefully it's just an internet explorer issue and I'll be able to read them at home.
So how we doing?
I'm good, been better...been worse.
Whatcha been up to?
Oh, just work and stuff...work has been a bitch lately. Aside from thet just playing some Fallout 3, trying to get started on reading Swan Song, staring at the sketchbook, and just hooked on those goofy lil Facebook apps.
Heard anything funny lately?
Nah, not really...well maybe this one chick I'm seeing over in the recent blog posts. She has like 4 of them and the titles are:
She Died of A Broken Heart
To Someone Who Crushed My World
I see a Silhoutte
Poor thing...I was gonna offer a shoulder to cry on but then I read her status:
mouth-wateringly fuckable, fuckibl
Tim Horton Hears A Who
I saw this and had to take a picture
So many thoughts flooded my mind, that I couldnt caption this picture, help me out, pick one of these or wrte your own...
Why have one thing that is bad for you when you can have two!
Canadians: They are trying to effin' kill us!
The road to hell is paved with candy.
I wrote a blog about the before, but I guess I'm still not 'getting it'. People are STILL going apeshit over the 'order a round' feature. I guess I'm dense or something because I don't understand WHY. I just replied to a MuMM about it and I basically said that it's a fucking fake drink on a website you come to to have fun. People are complaining they are missing 'real' gifts from people. REALLY??! I scan over my gifts, if I see a non-drink gift, I do this really radical thing. I OPEN it! :o I know, shocking right? Then I go back mark all as read and then delete. It's not fucking rocket science.
People are also complaining that it's too generic and impersonal. It's FAKE, it doesn't mean squat. No one spent their real money on that, you know. If people are thinking that everyone they talk to, add and fan are genuine friends, they need to log off. Does this sound harsh? Maybe, but I've seen a lot of people on my friends list show their true colors, and IRL I wouldn't give them a second g
You should never make suggestions I do something, because this is what happens. :P You have Sasquatch, Dud, ASB and Wicked to thank for the creation of this blog.
I will be your 'Dear Abby' of Fubar--ask me anything, there is no problem too big or too small!
*Disclaimer: Please do not base your life decisions solely on my opinion please.*
My Dating No No List.
I'm typing up my own dating No No list. I will update it from time to time. Here it goes.. 1. If you use a bicycle as your sole means of transportation, I'm not gonna date you. 2. If you allow your pants to sag below your cheeks, I'm not gonna date you. 3. If in your default pic you are holding a alcoholic beverage, I'm not gonna date you. 4. If you have a dozen or so pics with you in the "myspace pose", I'm not gonna date you. 5. If you don't make friends with soap on a regular basis, I'm not gonna date you. 6.If you have a pink shirt in your wardrobe, I'm not gonna date you. 7. If you think cRap music is cool, I'm not gonna date you. 8. If the term Woop Woop is in your daily vocabulary, I'm not gonna date you. 9. If you ask me what kind of tattoo I think you should get, I'm not gonna date you. 10. If you drink more than once a week, I'm not gonna date you. 11. If you don't have steady employment, or are not self sufficient, I'm not gonna date you. 12. If you got a
the people i interact with the most....GROSS!!! ;)
i love that chicky who pimpslapping me the past 2 days is on the first page :D
Fu Marriage, Bah
I generally don't like the idea of fu marriage, but if you could be married to more than one person would you?
Earlier this year, LilBoops and I agreed Fubar should have some kind of MuMMs award show or something.
It was too early in the year to talk about it, so I suggested August for nominations and creation of categories.
It is now August... I think.
Just like all the other award shows, we need categories.
You know, like "Rookie of the year" and "funniest MuMM poster of the year"....
This is where you folks can help, you don't even need to be a "mummer" to contribute ideas.
Give some category ideas and even nominations if you want.
If there's enough feedback, we may just run with it...
...consider this the BETA TEST.
What say YOU?!?
I Need To Get This Off My Chest
fuck you for treating me like a second class friend
fuck you for taking my kindness and shitting on it
fuck you for judging me harsher than you judge yourself
fuck you for not thinking your words/your actions may hurt me (your "friend")
fuck you for showing your appreciation in only words...and not actions
fuck you for hurting me
fuck you for thinking none of this is about you
things people may or may not know about me lol
cause apparently, i keep dirty cheerleading secrets from rok.
I was the head cheerleader at my high school.
I play the flute
I went to band camp
I loved ROTC and wanted to be in the military
I have a secret love for Elton John that is epic
Truth or Dare.
sarah your favorite blog Whore!!!!!!!!!
no this was not supposed to make sense.
So, I just got back from running some errands, and my neighbor was getting ready to pull out of her driveway. Her and I have had very few conversations, but the topic usually involves our HOA. She was gone the past few weeks, helping her daughter move in to a new place in Indianapolis, and left her van parked in her driveway. Well, the van ended up having a tire go flat, while she was away. Low and behold, the HOA struck again, and called the local authorities to cite her a ticket for having a "broke down vehicle in her driveway".
Damn, these fuckers are getting on my nerves.
My Number One Friend
He's a pretty awesome guy
He comes across as a royal jackass, but if you have a thick skin and are persistant...
He is genuinely a great person
I'm proud to call him a friend, and I love him to death
Ok So I Might Be An Asshole...
DJ PEACHYG...: www.fubar.com...
drill: Please do not send me your invites to your crappy lounge....thanks
DJ PEACHYG...: ok u dont have to be mean about it
drill: If I was mean about it I would have called you an intruding cunt who was violating my personal space by posting this fucking garbage in my shoutbox and I would have told you if I wanted to go to your piece of shit lounge I would already be a fucking member...but notice I didn't say that. I held back. Kept it polite. Hell I even said the word "Please". Next time do not attempt to give others a lesson in manners when you invaded my space in the first place. Have a good day and a very merry xmas.
DJ PEACHYG...: im sorry
DJ PEACHYG...: i dint mean anything bye it and im truly sorry
drill: No problem...have a good one
I really liked how she was apologizing there at the end....I found that to be funny and I had to share....
What makes someone beautiful?
I think true beauty has been kind of lost on us. We've been sold a specific image by advertisers and fashion gurus, and told this is what beauty is.
I just don't see anything beautiful in the images they sell us. Maybe it's because I've always been more of an observer. I don't just add the sum of parts making a face or a form...I see lines and shapes and color separately..I see the parts and the whole...I see what makeup and photoshop can't really hide. I don't know what the word flaw means when it comes to a person's image...which is all they want you to see when it comes to "standards" of beauty.
And the worst part is I see it so sharply reflected in women on this site...many of whom I find truly beautiful. They find it hard to believe they are beautiful because they have a self image of subtraction, subtraction by societal flaws. I have pretty eyes, but my nose is crooked...my eyebrows are too thick...I'm fat...I'm too skinny. One pi
Well I dunno where to start but lets just say we pretty much did everything there was to do in Amsterdam (in the Red light District) apart from magic mushrooms and whores.
Gawd I really need to poop.
Anyways our HOSTEL (I lost my hostel virginity) was SHOCKING. I mean it was so dark in there, everything was painted black! And it just felt icky. Not to mention we were on the 4th floor with no bloody elevators!!! (Had to drag my suitcase all the way up there, stupid hostels don't have bell boys). AND because we had changed rooms, I went to go see the room we eventually stayed in to see what it was like but when I went to see it hadn't been cleaned yet, and you can DEFINITELY tell that 4 boys had stayed in there previously. Gross. I mean I thought our room was bad but on the last day when we had checked out, I went to use the toilets and I realised that those toilets were for the use of people staying in the dormitories there. At least we had a private room and ensuite but those othe
First things first: I'm wasted.
That being said...I miss many of the people online I used to talk to. Life is hectic, life is erratic, and life is cruel. It has it's ups and downs etc etc etc...but to lose contact with those who make you laugh...sucks. I miss many of you, but have no time or opportunity to catch up. So....open opportunity right here on this post, for anyone who wants to take advantage of it. What's new?
In Case You Wanted To Know...
doing this open cuz frankly i am tired of answering the same questions over and over lol :p
the surgery is for 12:45pm tomorrow (ugghh no coffee in the morning and then the waiting), i have to be there an hour and a half before that (11:15am). So i should be home in the evening time...this does not mean i will come online (either here or facebook...mind you facebook doesnt make me dizzy/sick with all the seizure inducing pictures all over this fucking site now)
if i feel fine, who knows i may log on and no you dont have to tell me to rest and whatever...i will do what i feel like doing (running away lol)
hopefully friday sometime i will let either vixen, prinny or kit know how i am doing...so you can either pester them or not lol
i have someone to look in after me after...or i could just go be a baby at my parents :p
send positive vibes my way if you feel like it (or wish me a fast death) whatever!
hope that answered things
I will be going home to NYC for a week starting Monday the 11th and will be gone for 5 days to attent my great aunts funeral.....text me if you have it...i will be off and on frequently after the funeral on Wednesday, so if you want to hit me up that would be nice...i know alll you non-talkers might text but if you dont thats cool too.....
She's Back In The Hospital
Since the last gall bladder scare she's been on the patch trying to quit smoking. Eating healthier and generally taking better care of herself.
Today, She went to see a surgeon about her options and they thought they would go with a scope-type operation to remove her gall bladder. Possibly early next week. They were happy with her non smoking and diet keeping. The doc did tell her that it isn't always a fatty or fried food that can bring on an episode. It can be as simple as a piece of lettuce...
So tonight while nibbling on a salad, One comes on!
Took her in and they give her some morph, do some tests, and she'll be getting the surgery tomorrow morning.
Teh munchkin is in bed. Second day of school tomorrow.
I'll get her in and go hit the hospital.
Hopefully she can come home tomorrow...
Keep my Suzles in your thoughts.
I'll be crawling in shortly. So don't get pissy if I stop answering stuffs.
Where Do You Fu?
This chick is into some really weird sexual stuff!!
Prinny: btw, im pooping while i chat with you
Prinny: my tummy feels so much better!
Suga Lips: Uhhh ROFL omg
Suga Lips: I think I might blog that. /ded
Prinny: i always take my lappy with me to potty, you all just never know it!
Prinny: sometimes i get really distracted and before i know it ive been on the pot for half hour... n get ring butt
Prinny: hang on, gotta wipe
Suga Lips: lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Your secret is out, Prinny! :P
Many of you are complaining about getting errors after you leave comments. We were getting a lot of spammers on the site, so we changed up our comment settings to NOT allow the same message to left over and over and over and over.
I don't know about you, but I am tired of robots and copy and paste comments that have no personality. If you get the error message, please change up your comment message a bit and try again.
Thanks for the support!
PS...It's cool to voice your opinion, but please do it in a tasteful manner. I will delete the comment and block anyone who leaves a threatening or abusive comment.
Ok Need Advice Asap..please Im So Stressed At Moment And Im Sorry
OK YOU GUYS AND GIRL REMEMBER LAST YEAR IN DEC OR WELL JANUARY WHEN THAT DRUG ADDICT STOLE "MY" WORK VAN AND TOOLS WELL HE WOULD NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH ME OR THE GUY IM WITH FOR A WEEK? WELL HE BROUGHT IT BACK AFTER ABOUT 2 WEEKS AND EVERYTHING WAS THERE BUT STILL DOES NOT MAKE UP FOR ACTUALLY STEALING IT...WELL TOM JUST CALLED ME AND SAID THE GUY GOT PICKED UP AND ARRESTED FOR THAT WARRANT AND HE WANTS ME TO CALL THE LIMA SHERRIFF POLICE DEPARMENT TO DROP IT..
WHAT THE F*CK WHY DO I HAVE TO LET PEOPLE WALK OVER ME THAT DESERVE NO MERCY THIS I THE 2ND TIME THIS GUY HAS DONE SOMETNHING LIKE THIS TO US AND "TOM" ALWAYS GIVES IN. IM NOT DOWN FOR GIVING IN YOU F*CK WITH WHATS MINE OR ANYONE I CARE ABOUT THEN U DESERVE WHATS COMING TO YOU.. ALSO ITS CALLED BEING A DAMN ADULT AND ACCEPTING RESPONSIBLITIES FOR YOUR ACTIONS AND DEALING WITH WHAT YOU HAVE COMING.
THIS MAN IS 50 DAMN YEARS OLD AND A REAL LOOSER. I FEEL BAD FOR HIM BUT HE PISSED ME OFF AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together.
It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses.
Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a
I Thought I Knew You...
Since we've split up, you've really surprised me.
I really thought that you cared, but I think I had it all wrong. Three days after we split up, while telling me that you loved me and wanted to talk about getting back together, you were talking about hooking up with some chick that very same night. I know that at that point you had no designs on me, but you were certainly not exactly working too hard at getting back together.
I've always felt like you were hiding something, gotten that vibe from you, but I attributed it to you being reserved and me not being used to it. However, since we've split up, I've had several people come to me and tell me that they thought that you were "shady", but never said anything, because they thought that we were happy. I'm not naming names here, but know that there was more than one, more than three even, who told me this. Don't ask who they are, because I'm not telling you.
I've also found out that you outright lied to someone who cons
From Ash.weee & Smokey Bear
Have A Good Tuesday Everyone!..
-AsH.WeeE & Smokey Bear
PS..If you put your finger to far up there you will get a nose bleed.
We Support You Parade (updated List 7/29/08)
Calling all service members and supporters!!!
Welcome to the “We Support You” Parade. Please line up and let us show our support for the men and women of our Armed Forces past and present. They deserve our love and support 24/7, so now we are not stopping just because a day has past, we are marching on. Do not let this parade stop!!
Here are the rules:
****If for any reason you have a problem with Fan/Rating/Adding everyone on the list, but would like to join the Parade, please contact me (the host). This is to show support and give strength to those who have sacrificed so much for us.****
There will be 3 sections to this parade, you must start at the bottom of the page and work toward top. Fan/rate/and add everyone. In your requests or even in gifts, please specify if you are a Vet, Currently Serving, or a Supporter. If you have already added them, please leave them a comment letting them know you are joining the “We Support You” Parade.
Present Service M
Long But Worth It...
he just wouldn't shut up... i love whiny people... you know the process.. start from the bottom..
JASON - FRIENDS, PLEASE READ MY BLOGJASON - FR...: buh bye whiny butt
JASON - FR...: this site is for people who want to be friendly...you're being a bitch...blog me if you want...I'm done with you...if I wanted to deal with a bitch, I'd go over to my ex's house...just promise that you'll learn the difference between begging and requesting
->JASON - FR...: if i want something like a VIP.. i don't go fanning people for it..
->JASON - FR...: i don't CARE if you are giving out a VIP lmao... thats another reason i don't fan people or rate all their pics...
JASON - FR...: still being a bitch
JASON - FR...: just*
JASON - FR...: hust know that I posted a blog and at the end of it, I mentioned something about a random girl on my friends list receiving a special gift once I hit 1000 friends and only those friends who have fanned me are eligible...the prize is going to be a vip.
I have a date tonight!! And I have no idea what to wear. We're going to a neighborhood place we both like. It's .25 cent wing night. And I'm introducing him to fried pickles. UGH!! I have no idea what to wear. I want to look cute, but not be too dressy. It's just a bar with good wings. So now I'm going to dig through my closet for hours and change my mind about 20 times. Oh and I have to wash my hair and make it all pretty too. It's been way too long since I've been on a date. :( I'm such a loser. lol
bclubdave: wanna c me tie up my balls and wack them with a wrench on cam? i have yahoo and msn
Why in the hell would anyone want to see that? Seriously!
A few people have asked about my status. Cancer has taken a heavy toll of my family over the years. I know a few people on the site that are battling it.
It is a charity i support fully through out the year. "Stand up to Cancer" is a new approach to get people to notice, and help.
Stand Up To Cancer is a groundbreaking movement backed by an innovative approach to cancer research aimed at ending cancer’s reign as a leading cause of death. We have the best and brightest minds on board, and are on the verge of unlocking the door in prevention, detection, treatment and even reversal of this national epidemic.
Probably the most important commercial on TV right now in my opinion.
There is a TV special tonight that i'll be watching.
“Stand Up 2 Cancer” special. Over 50 of the most renowned personalities in TV, film, sports and music will come together to make history in an unprecedented television event! This 1 hour of commercial-free prime time event will raise fu
I Want Advice
Markets and investments are reacting in Canada to everything going on in the America and the rest of the world. I know my Mother has investments that she needs and counts to live off of (shes 80 for the record). However when I speak to her about it and ask her to call her adviser and check on if she can be in serious trouble she swears she is not invested in anything she can lose on. I however am fairly certain this is NOT true and would like to make sure her monies are secure. If she continues to insist she has nothing to worry about and wont even call to make sure do I consider hauling out the power of attorney papers I have and do it myself? Im not to sure how happy she will be if I do it she might take it as me saying she is not of sound mind.
Maybe It Is This Time....
It has come to my attention that I have had this name 'lilhoochiefromdownunda' for a while now and it is time for a change!
So please leave suggestions for a new name :)
I may have to mumm the two favourite names and then it will be the end of an era!
A new hoochie hahaha
Leave me names!!!!
Attension To All Fuangels, And Potential Fuangels And Lost Boy'z
First of all I want to apologize to all the FuAngels for not being around while I was trying to GODFATHER that have been loyal to being a FuAngel. Thank you for doing so!!!
There will be alot of changes for the FuAngels that some of you might not enjoy in which you will end up leaving the FuAngels.
If you will become one of those people I thank you for your time and you will be removed. Just let me know OK!
These will be the changes that will be happening very shortly.
1. You will have to be more active in being a FuAngel. If not you will be removed from the list! I am so tired of some of
the Angels just sitting there doing nothing, but when they need help it's a different story...
2. The FuAngels will now have men that also join. They are not FuAngels, but are called the lost boyz. They will have the
same rule as all FuAngels do and the same consiquences if they do not follow them.
3. I know that there are other Angel groups suddenly popping up since the F
what the hell is a snozberry?
Your Top 5
One more week of hell and then I am free!!! Yay my summer break is almost here!
I hate exams and the plethora of assignments at the end of the school year!
Anyways, since all that will be over, I am putting my nerd hat back on and wanna have a week of a movie marathon:) Yep I am a dork like that!!!
I love movies and I own quite a few, old and new!
But wanna see something that I haven't seen before.
So, gimme your list of all time top 5 movies :)
Weeeeeeeeeee to the dorks I love!
Thursday is the annual work Christmas party. This is my first year attending unmarried. At first on Friday, I was counted as two invitations because everyone 'forgot' I'm no longer married. How nice! I just assumed they were counting me as two just in case I wanted to bring a date. But, no. A few hours later, my boss came back later and said, "oh, wait...I should only count you for one seat, right?"
Well, what the fuck? I think I could get a date for the damn thing if I so chose.
Secret Wedding Photo's Released
Let me be the first to introdue the happy newlyweds. Vixen and Delerius. OK I know it's been a week.
In an effort to be Fubar's power couple they got hitched over the weekend. Everyone looked so nice.
The bridesmaids dresses were a little long for my taste, but as the night went on, and the booze flowed, you know they
hiked them up for us.
Speaking of booze, you know Vixen was the first to crack the Keg.
As the night wore on, Vixen became very friendly and flirty with all. I'm not sure if the
groom was happy about this picture...
She had puppy breath for hours after that. :O But that didn't stop Delerius from trying to get a piece
of action out back.
Newton's Gravity Voided
The Christmas party wasn't so bad. It wasn't fun, but it could have been worse, I'm sure. I wasn't looking forward to getting back to housework and homework, so it gave me a bit of a break. I was home by about 10:30 p.m......
At that time, it's past Evan's standard bed time, but he asks to rock out when we walk in the door. I oblige. I'm always up for that. We heart music. I tell him, "Just one song, baby, ok?"
"k, momma. just one"
I choose. I usually stick to the broad genre of rock, but I like all sorts of sounds under that label. He's a bit pickier than I am...I went with Sublime's cover of Bob Marley's No Woman, No Cry--I like it. I kinda dig covers. He likes it, too. Sort of. He does pick up his SB acoustic and "plays" along. We dance and laugh. It's moments like this that I am the luckiest person alive. He's a cool kid. We can rock out, play around, joke about each other. My dancing makes him giggle and his giggles make me giggle. The day to day can sometimes wear me
What A Day.
So to start it, I leave to go get my mom a gift certificate at this place she likes right? Yeah I get about 7 miles down the Interstate and BAM car decides to stop working. So I have to sit on the side of the interstate for about an hour and a half waiting for someone who can come pick me up.
Then I take my sister's car home for her because she is afraid to drive in the snow with it, and I stop to put some gas in it and realize she has a flat tire!
Finally, I get home. Only, once I step inside, what do I find out? Now our stove isn't working. That means no Christmas cookies.
God someone shoot me.
Its The Whores Day ....
Cubby is a friend
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
but lately something changed
it aint hard to define
Cubby's got himself some points
and I wanna make them mine
and Im watching him whore on line
and hes lovin all the fu-money I just know it
and hes whoring in fubar late late at night
Ya know I wish that I had Cubby's points
I wish that I had Cubby's points
where can I learn to whore like that?
Its a long endless parade
he doesnt seem to see a reason to change
you know he plays dirty and he thinks he so cute
I wanna yell and mutter till Mike gives him the boot
and Im watching him whore on line
and hes lovin all the fu-money I just know it
and he whoring fubar late late at night
Ya know I wish that I had Cubby's points
I wish that I had Cubby's points
where can I learn to whore like that?
like Cubby does
I wish that I had Cubby's points
why cant I learn to whore... why cant I learn to whore like that?
And Im looking at his
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sohotbabe2000: u got yahoo ld sweetie my sohotbabe2000 at yahoo
->sohotbabe2000: thank you again
sohotbabe2000: ur sweetness i love ur eyes
->sohotbabe2000: hello matt
sohotbabe2000: matt pilot nice 2 meet u
->sohotbabe2000: thank you
sohotbabe2000: hugs wowwwwwww u got hot eyes i like it
Seriously? I like complements but just because you tell me I have pretty eyes doesn't mean I want your single's ad.
An actual Craigslist posting. I think everyone should have one!
Henchmen/Henchwoman Needed 6 Month Contract (GTA)
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-21, 12:49PM EST
I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front and $350 after six months for you services as an arch enemy. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the Go train and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on m
lmao, this WILL come down in 10 min...
ok, people, thats it ;p
Jonizzle The Green Water
YOUR REAL NAME
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning
The Green Water (uhm... ew? XD)
FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your las
Just A Bunch Of Stuff
What does it take to get bombed? Seriously, I have 6 folders that can be bombed, went and rated and fanned tons of people with the bling and NOTHING. Maybe I'm not posting enough boobs or something. For the few that say I'm "popular", this proves that I'm not. I tried to tell you.
The hotel I stayed at last night was great. I'm trying to remember why I didn't stay there last week. I'm thinking they didn't have any rooms open or that they didn't have that they had room service on their website. At any rate, they had it. It was so much cheaper than the CRAP I had last week.
Let's compare the two hotels. Holiday Inn was $119 a night. Comfort Inn was $90. I know it's only about $20 dollars, but that does make a difference, lol. I'm not going to tell how bad Holiday Inn was for me, if you want to know, go read the blog about it. I will tell you how this one was. Comfort Inn didn't have a toilet that made a noise every time you flushed it, the food that I got was wonderful and it was
Who Said Im Kinky?
Stole this from Katie bwahahahah
Twenty Questions on Kink (Well, some are related, so not really 20, but stfu)
1. Let's start fairly basic. Have you ever fantasised about complete loss of control during sex, IE, objectification or total power exchange?
2. If you were a slippery fucker in the last question and didn't specify which, which one? And have you actually done it?
I can very dominant in the bedroom, i have no shame in telling a man what i like and how i like it BUT i can also be very submissive and get completely turned on when a man takes control
3. "Dirty fucking bastard" / "Filthy little fucking whore". Do you fantasise about talking REALLY filthy during sex?
I dont fantasize about it...i DO it! im very verbal
4. Ever actually do it? (Insert amusing story here if you have one.)
I love to tease a man until he yells for my dirty filthy whore ass to please him and demands to know who's pussy is this...etc..
5. Ever been to hospital as
Retro Tv Shows
Turns out my son enjoys the cartoons I used to watch when I was little, even more than the modern ones. Go figure.
He likes Dick Tracy, Hong Kong Phooey, Mr. Magoo, Hercules, Tom & Jerry, Josey and the Pussycats, Scooby Doo, etc.
I was browsing videos recently, and dug up some of the old TV shows that I loved as a kid.
How many of these do you remember?
Felix The Cat:
Peabody and Sherman:
Kimba The White Lion:
The Green Hornet:
Voyage To the Bottom Of The Sea:
Lost In Space:
Dying Too Young...
I really dont know where to begin with this but the last four days have been an emotional tidal wave. Most of you know i lost my brother almost a year and a half ago which was the hardest thing i ever had to deal with and honestly it almost broke me. My brother was my best friend, my protector and im still adjusting to being an only child, i mean ive been a sister my entire life and some days it still hits pretty hard that im all alone now. Its very sad when anyone dies but my brother was so young with his entire life ahead of him, passing 1 week after his 30th birthday. A year before my brother died my uncle passed away of a heart attack at the age of 40 which was incredibly odd because my grandfather whom ive never met also died at 40 with a heart attack. Well we recieved the call Wed that my other uncle had passed out in his home after a bbq and was in the icu on life support. That evening his girlfriend called to let us know it was due to a stroke and after some tests the doctor sa
He's The Bomb!
This is my awesome Fu Owner. He has Auto 11s. If you haven't checked him out, please do! I couldn't ask for a better Fu Owner. :D
Because I Can
So, we have a new leash law in Decatur County. This means that I have to register my animal with the county. For a fee, of course...the 'man' gets to profit from my owning an animal. No surprise there. This also means that even though I live in the middle of nowhere, I have to either have the dog on a leash at all times, pay to put up a fence, or have him basically chained to a metal stake in the ground. Let me mention now that I am not happy about all of this.
I didn't move to the middle of nowhere to have a code enforcement officer tell me, "Miss, he's awful big, ain't he?"
"I know! I just woke up one morning and my little chihuahua had hit quite a growth spurt. Amazing, isn't it?"
He didn't get it nor did I expect he would. I'm not sure why people assume that big=vicious. Great danes are often affectionately called Gentle Giants. For a reason. Stupid people don't reason though, so that's my dilemma.
The even bigger dilemma is that I don't have the extra money around for
So, just out of curiosity...
ever talked to someone in the shoutbox here when you could have just talked to them on yahoo/msn/aim?
Stating My Opinion
I'm just going to state my opinion on a matter that so many people like to complain about on here.
There's a huge difference between begging for things on here and simply stating you like something.
Hell, let's take bling for example. Simple saying "I like ____ bling" is NOT begging for it. It is stating your opinion. I can't tell you how many times I've been trying to decide which bling to send to a friend and then I see the status "Ohhh I reallyyyy like ___ bling". So guess what? Then I know exactly which one I want to get them. I give bling for a reason, the message always ties it to something between that friend and I.
And I'm sick and tired of all you self righteous people judging others based on the stupidest things. Not to mention deleting and blocking friends over childish and immature things. Get a life, seriously!
In closing, f**k you! Thank you and have a great evening.
7up Is Busted! Drink Sprite!
A lot of people have asked me to find out if a certain fubar member is real or not. So without furthur adieu!
She's an 18 year old senior at Freehold twp high school (http://www.frhsd.com/freeholdtwp-new/) in Freehold, NJ.
She's also a member of the Freehold twp high school cheerleading squad.
her myspace link is: http://www.myspace.com/carliii
here's a list of some other fake profiles using carli's photos:
I'm going to a movie with Husky tomorrow...I'm skeered!!!!
She Said What?
This singleness I am experiencing is still so very newfangled.
I know I am the same person I was before I was single, but I feel like I am acting different, and doing different things than I would have before.
Yesterday, I had planned to meet up with the guy I had ice cream with a week or so ago. As it turns out, he's also a professional masseuse. He offered to come by my place and give me one...for free. :) Yay for me, except that I don't really feel like having some guy over to the house I share with my ex and his best friend is such a good idea.
Mr. Masseuse asked about meeting me at an hourly motel. I don't think he meant it to make feel like a classless hussy, or make me think he was a perv who was also cheap...but these things kind of went through my mind. I want the massage, but I felt uncomfortable with the idea still, so I needed an out, in a nice way.
As it turns out, my ex (who is a trucker) had a load of tomatoes he was delivering near home, so he would be coming home t
My Boring Weekend!!
I am sitting here this fine Monday afternoon in my plaid men's pj bottoms, by wife beater and of course my purple slippers. Those of you who truly know me have come to except that this is my outfit most Mondays...they also know that my hair is never brushed, so to combat the endless knots and backcombing( i just looked like i had sex for 15 hours straight hair) I've decided to do the next best thing with my hair....... princess Leah buns!!
Now to enlighten all of you as to my weekend.....
I being lonely and horny as all hell Friday decided to rent a porno.. I pulled out all my toys... (you never do know what one might need) and looked at the long list of movies.. Ofcourse squirters immediately pops out and I hit yes.....
The movie comes on and the title flashes up "Anal Gaping Squirters" I freeze holly shit what have i done.. can i get my money back... no ... I will not tell you what happened after this because I know some of my friends are trying very hard not to be corrupted by
My First Auction (possibly)
I am thinking to join up in an auction I will offer the following....
1.One Poo Salute
2.One Belch on your snapvine
3. Two weeks of me rating 35 of your pictures a 1
4. One smelly sock sent to you via mail
5. One last spot to be in my family for a week
6. I will call you my pet for a week in my name..
Do you think this is a good idea.....?
I've missed all you fuckers, things have been crazy lately - but mostly in a good way. Work has been busy as hell lately, which is a good thing, especially when people are lucky to be working these days. M oldest graduated - woohooo! She just barely missed graduating with honors (3.98 GPA for 4 years).
I got to see the lovely Miss Katie Mae while I was in SC weekend before last :) and I'm moving this week! So, hopefully soon things will be normal, well, as normal as things get around me, and I'll be on line. I should have internet in the new place on Friday
The Canadians Are Invading
Random thoughts of the day
Twelve Tim Horton's just opened up in NYC. I blame Wicked.
I can never visit Europe in the Summer, if I see more than two guys dressed up in colored jeans and white shirts I will not be able to contain my laughter.
Who is a harder worker; someone who takes 5 hours to do something and works two hours of overtime to get 2 things done a day or someone who does things in half the time and gets 3 things done while only taking a half hour lunch?
Vote For Woo's Boobs!!
Go vote on Woo's mumm now!!
Woo™ said:if we get this to 1000 votes i will load my breasts on here in an open for everyone folder..
Do it now!!!!!!!!!!!
Teenage Driver Anyone?
My daughter has tried to keep this hidden from me since Wednesday thru a series of manipulating her Mother or attempting to. She has no idea I found out yesterday already.
I like how she parked the car with both windows down, as if she just "forgot" to roll them up; otherwise it might be too obvious the passenger window is shattered.
Maybe she just assumed with all the other damage from her previous crunches, I would not even notice something new.
I bought this car in Feb 2009, it was a nice car! I drove it for a month when my car was in the shop. She started driving it in March. I've labeled her different accidents/incidents A thru G.
Started out nice: "A" was her very first day of driving; ran off the road on the right, overcorrected and slid sideways across the road and then into the ditch on lefthand side, backwards, taking out a white fence. Hence, the white scuff marks. "B" was when she decided to wash her entire car.. with a green scrubbing pad.. hence the swirl mark
Can Someone Explain This?
So my 8 year old has been saying she wnts to learn about God..so I called a couple of local churches to see how I could get her enrolled in Sunday school. I was told I had to be a parishoner..I explained to the woman that I am an atheist but I think it should be my daughters decision as to what religion she follows..and that she cannot do that without learning first. She said sorry cant do it unless you are a parishoner...ok welll after a lengthy debate..I wasnna know WHY!? They turn my 8 year old away(these good Christian people) because I would not go to church? I explained that I feel I am not the right one to teach her as even subconsciously my feelings may come out and influence her.
So wtf is the deal here?
do not judge..haha fuckin funny
PS any of ya have any ideas for me?
Bye Bye Bye Boy Band
We have a sister organization in Manila, Phillipines, that we have worked with for about 2.5 years. However most of us have never seen each other, so someone got the bright idea to get the teleconference room for us to have a meet and greet last week.
After the teleconference when we were back downstairs and in speaking to each other in the group chat, one of the people from Manila decided that I looked like Joey Fatone from N'Sync.(Abe - Manila engineer, Mike and Rob work in NC with me)
3:05:19 AM: Abelardo B** V410-2347: John reminded me of the previous member of a boyband...3:06:19 AM: Robert L*** Ext 2376: whose that?3:06:32 AM: Michael J. L***/VzB/EMPL/NC/Verizon: ?3:06:51 AM: Abelardo B** V410-2347: N'sync...3:06:51 AM: John E M*** Ext 2407: wtf?3:06:58 AM: Abelardo B** V410-2347: lol3:06:59 AM: Robert L*** Ext 2376: funny!!!!!!!!3:07:12 AM: Michael J. L***/VzB/EMPL/NC/Verizon: he sings here all the time..3:07:12 AM: John E M*** Ext 2407: you got me and somebody else mixed
Pigskin Payoff Game!
This game now closed. Thank you for playing :)
If you've not yet rated my blog, would you please do so? Thank you!
Game F.A.Q.Who can I order for?You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Anyone who wishes to be removed from the game may do so by requesting such through private message at any time. Not all people play for the win - most play simply to give the tokens as gifts to those they care for :) Please request removal ONLY if you do not desire to receive more tokens. Can I order more than one at a time?Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many tokens are meant for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 tokens) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." If you have traded rates for tokens, you can say somethi
Yet again I am going to attempt the weight loss crap..
I am doing it a different way though. I am not going to jump in and kill myself with workouts and eating less like i used to..
This time, I am starting out by changing my diet... no gym time.. just diet changes..
I am going to try to keep a journal and keep this blog up to date...
I am planning menus for each day and trying to keep my calories, fat, carbs, and proteins in a specific range.
The ranges are:
seems pretty doable (btw i got these numbers from www.sparkpeople.com)
I have a set menu for a week at a time and am trying to eat just that.. i am going to TRY to drink only water (or juice when it is noted) but i am a coca cola addict... and coffee...
I will be weighing in on Tuesday mornings at 5:30 am NAKED haha....
Starting weight.... (holy crap i don't wanna post this...)
i r cow
Stereotypes & Hypocrisy
I am not sure how to properly title this, but I think the wording above best describes the point I am trying to get across in this blog. This website has oodles of them, to the person with the flashy default is craving attention, to the "DJ's" Owning or running a "Lounge", and then is where I rest my head, the mumms. Now the running consensus of the mumms is just cut and dry, no frills opinions which dislikes the stereotypes of this website.
I have been hanging in the community for a while, but then again, by this behavior by insulting other fubar stereotypes and claiming not to be a sheep, I feel like the forum has succeeded in creating a stereotype of it's own.
Here is where the hypocrisy part comes in. I feel like yet again, the mumm community has become another huge popularity contest. I notice this in mumm comments that I have left. They go unresponded, but I notice a few posts up, someone else says the same exact thing or makes the same exact point I did 5 minutes ago, and tha
...balding white men in their 50's should not:
Have a ponytail.
Wear a white wifebeater in public.
Abuse the spray on tan.
Have more gold blingy bling around their neck than Mr T.
Wear jeans 5 sizes too small for them that look like women's hip hugger jeans.
Wear cowboy boots when you are neither a. a cowboy or b. riding a horse.
And finally they should not get some kind of "offened" look on their face when I laugh passing them in the hallway.
I am bored, hungry, and being hated by some people. blah!
sorry to tell everyone this but ash has passed away this morning u all know she was in the hostipal for a long time well she doing good so she was moved into a hospice to finish healing well she got the flu real bad n she couldnt fight it off but if u have any questions ask n i will try to answer them as i can this is sammie so lets please have a moment for her
Ecs Member Of The Month/top Ecs Male And Female Of The Week
Have you done your part to be considered as ECS member of the month?Every month, FIVE ECS members will be nominated as our "MEMBER OF THE MONTH". ECS members will leave a comment under the person they feel should be declared as our MEMBER OF THE MONTH. The decision will be based on your interaction with your family, your activity and your involvement within the group. We will look at all these aspects and ultimately we will decide.As our MEMBER OF THE MONTH, each top ECS member will be givien random gifts, pimpouts and shitfaces will also be given by our top ECS members. The MEMBER OF THE MONTH will also have our #1 friend spot and be featured on the ECS homepage. The ECS MEMBER OF THE MONTH will commence THIS December, so do your part and do what it takes to become ECS MEMBER OF THE MONTH!
Want to become ECS's top male and female MEMBER OF THE WEEK?Commencing Monday, November 23rd, the TOP ECS MALE and TOP ECS FEMALE OF THE WEEK will be open all willing and active members. be base
Oh hai! I have an assignment that I totally spazzed on. It won't take long, but I thought maybe it could be a fun group project for my smart bloggy friends. I have to make a book list using examples of POV. They are:
First Person, Multiple Vision
First Person Peripheral
Unreliable First Person
Third Person, Single Vision
Third Person, Multiple Vision
Third Person, Omniscient
Third Person, Objective
I've got stuff down already. I'm really struggling with Second Person though. :( Would anyone say The Zombie Survival Guide is second person?
I think smoke is going to start coming out of my ears soon with all the hardcore thinkin I'm doing.
No Runs, No Hits, No Errors....
The perfect breakfast: Stack of blueberry pancakes, bacon and some damn good coffee.
The perfect date: Staying in with a movie you both love, snuggling under a blanket, some popcorn and wine, and forgetting about the movie before it's even half over, making a mess in every room in the house.
The perfect kiss: Gently brushing your hair aside, caressing your face, kissing softly at first, sucking on your bottom lip as I pull away slightly, before kissing more deeply and parting your lips with my tongue as my hands move down to pull your hips in closer. Something like that.
The perfect argument: Any argument with a person that isn't arrogant enough to think that they are right about everything.
The perfect man/woman: Intelligent, a little geeky, pretty eyes, kissable lips, sexually adventurous, doesn't let me get away with anything, challenges me in every way. Awesome boobs, submissive personality and appreciation of buttsecks optional, but appreciated.
The perfect shoe: Giant f
Let's Stop Reporting Mumm Attempts.
Look, I know I'm just another mummer and aren't mr. mumm authority but I've been doing it long enough to have a valid opinion so here goes...
I've been thinking about how the mumms have slowed to a crawl lately. I remember the days when they flowed like wine. I miss those days. I thought about toning down my mean spirited comments and leading by example but that isn't any damn fun.
Here's the plan...
Let's stop reporting people and just enjoy the thing. A lot of people that get their globals taken away, never come back. Please stop reporting them so they keep coming back for more.
It's getting to the point that we have to post mumms ourselves just to keep from falling asleep.
Please try this. Please.
I Am A Master
You know there was something I finally realized last night. This whole time I was thinking I didn't know myself or what my purpose was, but I finally figured it out with the help of my beloved kat...I am a Master and will always be one. No one can ever take that away. No matter what anyone says to me or how they try to treat me I will just laugh because I know myself what I am and that is a Master and nothing will ever hinder that thought again. No more will I live In doubt about what I can do and What I am destined to do or be. I am Master, I am in Control, I am above the slave, I am Powerful and NO-ONE will ever take that Power, Control or Knowledge away from me. This is me, This is who I am to be. If you don't understand I can teach you. If you fail to see I can be your eyes, If you are wrong and do wrong I can punish you. These are the words of a True Master ..I am Master Lestat , I am Master Michael, I am Master for all to see...This is my legend to be...No more hiding, No more be
it was fine when i wasn't having sex because i wasn't interested...
but suddenly.. because i said "no sex till i lose 100 pounds" i really REALLY wanna get laid... its bad enough that random things get me worked up!
ie... i leaned back and my hair caught on something and it pulled... i turned into super horny chick instantly
Fubar Book Club! World War Z By Max Brooks! Join Here!
What: An attempt at a book club, here, on Fubar. Some say it's a foolish mission. They're correct, but we're awesome, we read and we love talking to each other on blogs, so up theirs. Who: Hopefully you. ANYBODY can join. A handful of you have promised me you'll join and don't think I'm not gonna hound you. All you need to do is read the book, and participate in discussions whenever you want. When: Starting now (or before now) until March 1. Yes, you have that much time to read this 350 book. You can join and read it at anytime until then. Where: I want this to be very open and fun. Comment here to let us know you're gonna do it, and I will set up blogs for discussions every week or so.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MAKE YOUR OWN BOOK CLUB BLOG ENTRIES! You can do your own entries on the book/your reading and have discussions there, just please send me the link so I can link them here and try to check into the "main" blog here once in a while, especially if your blogs are set to friends o
So I had been feeling pretty down and such. Someone gave me a Xanax last night to chill out as I did need to chill out a bit. I think I must have been visited by the xanax fairy last night (not the person on here with that handle) because wow I feel a lot better today. I feel more like myself. I have been very lonely due to not knowing anyone in this area and had given up actually on meeting anyone. I had given up on trying.
There is dry karoake tonight that I was also told I should go to by the person that gave me the Xanax. I had saw no point in even going as I was going to just sit there by myself and be bored waiting for my chance to sing. I think I will go and take my knitting and knit while waiting between songs. That way I shall be entertained if no one talks to me. I do not considermyself anti social but I guess am not the best at just saying hi to new people sometimes. I am also very used to having people walk up to me and say hi. I was always doing Tarot for 20 people or
I saw that i was still being jibed today and it just pissed me off so I said what the HELL, lets find the proof that i was scammed...
so I wrote support and folks here's the response...
RE: past bling packs
05/5/2010 01:39 pm
no block this member
2009-12-13 22:32:45 1230477 gift blingpack for 3619108 62009-12-10 20:33:16 1230477 regular credit purchase 102009-06-08 21:01:01 1230477 regular credit purchase 252009-03-30 12:19:38 1230477 regular credit purchase 252008-10-14 12:51:17 1230477 regular credit purchase 252008-10-01 21:43:48 1230477 regular credit purchase 25=== 'deathpoet' wrote the following at '2010-05-05 09:52:18'..>> Hello, > I was wondering if there is anyway to get information on bling packs purchased in the past by debit card. Specificly, who bling packs were purchased for?> > Thankyou,> Deathpoet...