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The Winner
Cuddle Slut pimped me out and it brought this gentelman to my shoutbox. :) Enjoy..maybe someone should go hit on him. ;) He seems like a winner.   ShawnOSU**...: oh no !! please dont blog about me!! darn it im so sorry, ur hurting my e-feelings!! nooooooooooooo and dont rate me a 1 either!!!! please GOD!!!->ShawnOSU**...: ROFL that's why you asked if I swing..thanks for the funny blog I'll be posting soonShawnOSU**...: ur Fubar cute, I wouldnt look twice at you at a bar or shopping mallShawnOSU**...: fully clothed my love. (im picky so dont flatter youreself, Im outta ur league)->ShawnOSU**...: seriously you are a dumbfuck..go jerk off to someone elseShawnOSU**...: lol sucker! i got some land to seel ya if youre interested?->ShawnOSU**...: not that its any of your busines..but I do more with the chick than he does have a nice dayShawnOSU**...: oh youll say you dont cuz hes prolly got you so brainwashed at this point that you dont crave other men now. its just funny. he gets what he w
'ello N Stuffs
My son is ill today,  I'm getting a late start. Good news, I think I got the hotel...*still keeping fingers crossed until bid is signed* AND I finally got off my ass and got my domain registered and web hosting going on... Bad news, no bling pack money :( sorry people..may be awhile before I can bling again... but, in the long run...this will work out to be way way way more better :D hehe I'll keep family posted on how the website is developing... ♥ most of you. PosTaL um..holy wow..ok, now I can bling againLOL!thanks!!psst...someone gave me a bling pack..what a nice person huh??  
Bordest Ever...
Naivety is not cute.      and apparently being a regular mumm commenter makes it okay to be 19, but if you should ever post a mumm, you are like SO immature...
Life Update 9/5/09
There is not much that can make me hurt but I would have to say that recently I have been thrown into some horrible moments... I should be writing right now but it’s become so hard to write when my muse is gone. *Sighs* what to do huh? Moving on is the only thing to do but why is it so hard? You know something... I can’t watch romantic movies or comedy’s that end in the romantic way... it actually hurts to watch them, how sad is that! I feel like I need to rant but really I don’t know what to be mad at... I mean I was told it would all end like this but did I listen? No... I ignored it because I thought this was what I had been searching for... I was wrong. However I think I might know where my end is... that thing I have been searching for, for so long I can feel it getting closer! I’m sure it’s in Nova Scotia Canada! I’m sure this is good news for someone. I just wish I knew and end to all the pain that deep inside me, that pain I thought I was finished with! This pain should hav
What Does It Mean?
Friend and I had a discussion.   Since I work at a hotel, I have to deal with people and small talks.  In leu of the Olympics past, I have Moscow, Rus on my nametag under my name (yeah, weird). Sometimes I have men askin me if I am really from Russia, and what kind of accent I have.   I told him that they ask just to make small talk, to avoid the awkwardness of silence, etc He says that its their way of flirting. I sometimes ask where someone is from, or where they are going, etc, even if I am not interested in that person at all.   so?
This Made Me Giggle
Drafting Guys over 50 ----this is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier---- New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 50!I am 50 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up be
Seacrest Out ...
OK, I’m going to tell you my secret shame - I’m a closet American Idol fan.   There … its out!!  Go ahead and make fun.  But I think it’s a pretty good show as its full of surprises.  I mean, who would have thought that K.D. Lang would have lost this week?  And what other show on television can you ask, “Holy Hell … was Paula PMSing tonight or was she just drunk”??  Every week??  Suuure, the other reality TV shows have some great moments.  ( Flavor Flav IS my patron saint after all )  Damn it all if I didn’t laugh like hell when that dude put his dick in a box and gave it to Tila Tequila.  But AI is pure.  Its about young people chasing a dream.  Its about plucking an unpolished diamond in the rough and making it a shining star.   So leave it to me to sully and tarnish it with my flair for the inappropriate.   You see, I had a dream the other night.  In my dream I was camming.  Which in and of itself is really weird because I neve
Thoughts About Friendship
Hello to every one of my friends :) first thank you for reading this and also my best wishes for your day. Hopefully it is beautiful and successful in all the cases you think of. After a week at school I’m finally back and glad to see you all again but on my long hours drive I made me thoughts of many of you. First with a little skepticism what I would expect here I can say with proud and HAPPY J feelings more than I ever estimated. Although I certainly never forget my real life I changed a little in the last months my free time in order to spend as much as I can here because it’s a true lovely thing to talk with so many wonderful people and found them as friends. Some know me also a little bit better … my funny, my naughty and even my serious behavior what means the most to me. After all the time I told many how I separate the people here … a lot of them are just here for leveling and rating (my God how often I had to laugh seeing as they beg for Blings),
Happy Hour
I was thinking..actually it was kind of a spur the moment type thing in a MuMM. But since so many people are fed up with the Thursday/Friday Happy Hour whore....people that want Happy Hours on those days should book a week in advance.   If you book one now for Thursday, you will completely throw off her Thursday takeover, lol.   Random I know.....
I Just Got My First Internet Stalker!!
I just got my first internet stalker!  And I have fubar to thank for it! *sniff* I feel like Sally Field at the Oscars.  What's even more sublime is this jackass keeps leveling me up with all the fake profiles he's creating.  Apparently he doesn't know that clicking that link automatically logs him as a referral from me.  At this rate, I should make level 30 by wednesday. See you in Fu-owned suckahs!
I Hate Cooter For Starting This....
Come on, fill it out for me. Please! Copy, paste, answer. you know the drill   then go to Captain Cooter's page and thank him for this.....       1. I know who are you, tell me who you want to be.    I want to be a point whore but i dont know how 2. Are we friends?    I like you 3. When and how did we meet?   Satara i think in my blog Cooter cause i kicked him 4. Have I ever gone too far?    whats far? 5. What do you think of me?    I like your boobs6. If I spanked you would you laugh, cry, or just hope that I do it again?    Id drop my pants7. Am I a good friend?    You have been so far.8. Do you love me?    Pfft i hope not9. Do you have a crush on me?    I allways crush girls10. Would you kiss me?  totally 11. Would you hug me?    sure12. Am I your type?  yes 13. Do you think I am smart?    yes14. Do you wish I was cooler?    I dont know but your hot15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?    i drool everytime i see you 16. Give me a nickn
I Am Curious
So I had a wonderful Amstaff named Primo...2 years after I was diagnosed he was also diagnosed with lupus..he responded to none of themeds and I had to put him down...the same thing has happened to my mom twice...and to a friend of mine withher cat. They say lupus is not genetic..not contagious..not viral or bacterial. I find thins to be one bizarre fuckin coincidence... just venting :P
I Haz Teh Sads
One of our cats hasn't come home. Jack went out last night and we haven't seen him since. I drove around the neighborhood and nothing...I'm hoping he is off on some kitteh orgy and not in someone's trash bin somewhere :( Damn outdoor cats!!!!
Wow 26 Levels In Under 4 Months?thank You!
First off I want to thank my kickass friends! The one's who are awesome and always there to help me out or just listen to me and really be my friend.That friendship between us is invaluable.=) I leveled to disciple today and it feels pretty cool.One step closer to the glitzy oracle.I doubt Ill care much about leveling once I get there.I just want my dang powers lol.I want to return the pimpouts to the awesome people who pimped me when I needed it.=) One of my fam and good friend here told me he remembered me when my name was in green and then boom I leveled 20 levels in 3 days.Hey that was pretty neat but at the time I was new and didnt know that was cool or a good thing.People were very nice to me on fu when I first started.I meet the occaisonal assclown but most are decent people and very friendly and kind to me.Remember dont judge me if you dont know me.Im no slut.Im no boyfriend stealer..I seem to get alot of women "thinking" that I am that way.I have a loving boyfriend of 2 years
My Offspring!!!!
Ok... Most of you know I have children! I need some honest up front opinions... I am a big girl I can take it! I took my 11 year old son to school today as I normally do. Coty is a sweet kid...but reactive immediately to any type of distraction. This is the last day of school for the school year...phew and he passed! Today, at around 8:30 am, I get a call from the school secretarty telling me I need to come to the school to pick up my child. She said he had "stabbed" another student in the leg with a pencil. SO,,,, I am flying like a bat out of hell to the school about 10 miles away...wondering what on earth has happened...whats going on..OMG!!!!! I was in a state of mind I have never been in before. I walk in to the building, there sets Coty and the other child and a pissed off mother...(lawyer, I might add). And I and my son go into the office. My Child has had problems all year with this boy, we have reported him more times than I can count. I asked the principal why they were n
Hehe, I speculatively popped ina bid yesterday before leaving work of all my money, and assumed it'd just get outbid, yet it turns out no-one wanted it bad enough on a Saturday. So I gets to be spotlight when I'm not even around.  How spectacularly kins-ish of me.  I'd delighted!! Teehee....   Thanks again to all you fricking idiots who gave me cash to squander on this.  I love each and every one of you from teh bottom of my black black heart!   Pixeh, Kit, Vanima, Misty Melons, Jai, Joker, OMFGSHOSHONNI, Tom, Brain Ninja, Nursie, Postal Florist, LaLa, Jeniwren, Majik, Bunnz, NinjyStars, Hairduz123, Luna Deuville, Sproet, She Devil, Faeriesue, Not tellin, 9987, MooMoo, Moet, Deacon, Lipstick, Frayed Knot, Mistress of Wolves, Gabe, Muss, Yssup, Noone, Babybootay, Whorasaurus Sex, Morgan Le Fay, Cute But Psycho, Goddess Kevauna, Jan, Black Widow, Pan, Kisses Papercut, Cory, Witchie, Jennie28, CQQrsLightGirl, WooGirl, Karma's Bitch, TopKnotch, Silver Diamond, Kit, Cataine, Sugit, Mast
Okay. Some of you fuckers are going to come and play Werewolf with me, and you're going to freaking enjoy it. Click, or I'll do vile unspeakable things to you. If you're a woman and that sounds fun, I -won't- do vile unspeakable things to you. If you don't know what Werewolf is, just f'ing click the link. There's a link there explaining it. GTFOn there.
For Itsurangel
>/>   ♥ ItsUrAngel ♥ Owner Of The BlueMoon@ fubar I am putting this blog up for support of angel in her fight against cancer and the possibilities of cancer.  Please keep her in ur prayers as she is just starting this battle and she needs all the support she can get.  
just wanted to share. this is not tonight josephine from the big daddy's show i went to about 3 weeks ago or so. i was like 3 feet from this guy or less when he was singing in some of these parts--the bar is that small. last night when i saw was less and that bar isn't all that small. he's prettyful. but, really, they're all nice guys. i enjoy talking to them and stuff and i hope they make something of it, so i'm giving them a shameless plug here.
New Cell Phone
So i have started to hate my old cell phone, which i used for so many year..... maybe we are like this, we want new toys every now n then ..... ;) so i m thinking of Apple iPhone or Samsung Omnia, both have great features so i m kinda in a dilemma at which one to get.... Suggestions are welcome .... help me out here
My Internet
I am haveing alot of trouble w/my internet signal. Ill be off/on until it gets fixed. It may show that im online but most of the time I get booted before I can log out. Dunno how long it will be. Not long I hope. I will returnn all luv.
Whores Ii
Soo... I posted one of my earlier excapades in a mumm, in order to see the responses.   Well, it appears that its perfectly fine and notable for men to troll for a piece of ass by various pretenses, and be considered ..."cool", or "just a guy"   but if the genders are reversed, its making her a whore, or a slut.   Like women can't find someone just for a piece of dick, not for some stupid relationship.  I guess it stems from an inherited thought that women are only there to please men. Which makes a woman that has sex with a guy just for fun still a "pleaser". Without assumption that she might be doing it cause SHE wants it. I dunno, it all seems very confusing.
Crazy And Just Plain Crazier
So, I've been pretty scarce lately, and I miss you fuckers, I've just had a lot and I do mean A LOT going on lately. My oldest graduated from high school last week, she'll be attending NC State next year, we've had all the normal graduation stuff to go through plus some banquets to attend for scholarship awards.   I'm so proud of her, she's gotten damn near every bit of next year paid for in scholarships and grants - and it's a pretty penny for out of state tuition to NC State. My 15 year old has just gotten his drivers' permit (SCARY)  So we're finding time to drive around town - without the baby in the car of course. And well, AJ just never stops running, either his legs OR his mouth! I'm house hunting right now, but I"m pretty restricted as far as where I can look, I don't want the boys to have to switch schools - too traumatic for Jeremy and I need my mom to be able to get the baby on and off the bus since I'll be at work during those times. And, for my personal demons, I'm dea
Guess I should be all "woo-HOO" it's my weekend here... Strangely enough, I'm pretty mellon-collie (or however you spell it) I've got a few friends expecting me at the bar tonight, yet I almost wanna just stay at home. I DO need to catch up on sleep, but I think there's something bigger here... ...I think I just want to sleep away my life lately. Only waking up for work. Kinda why I'm not on FU as much lately, not only am I neglecting my RL social life, but my FU-life as well. So for those I love on here, understand I'm not ignoring any of ya... ...just been tired, that's all. MUAHZ kids!!!  
My Sister's Keeper
I'm sure most of you have senn the trailer for the movie coming out on June 26 called My Sister's Keeper. It stares Cameron Diaz and is about a girl who was genetically engeniered to save her sister's life who is dying with a rare form of leukemia. I always like to try and read the book beofre I see the movie. To me the books are always better and give more structure to the story then a 2 hour movie ever can. I started this book Tuesday and just finished it like 5 minutes ago. By far one of the BEST books i have read in a long time. Hell, I was all into the Twilight saga and this book blows Twilight out of the water and then some. (yes, I am a grown woman who likes Twilight, shut up!) Reading this book made me realize, we all have tough decisions to make everyday. These decisions will shape not only our future but the future of everyone we come in contact with.  Time is a precious gift and no one is promised the next breath. It is a gift no one should ever understimate.   The boo
Partay At My House! *dances*
So, moms partay is tomorrow and I'm excited! We're grilling up steak, chicken, hotdogs, hamburgers...I made potato salad gonna make the relish dish in the morning.... Picking up the keg tomorrow afternoon...good times *grin* I remember Majik commenting in one of my blogs around xmas....he stated that I would work through things...of course he stated it way more elequently then that ...but ya, that's what I got... He's right, I did, and much much MUCH stronger....all that "self reflection" "resenting my friends" shit ....well, I worked through it. Now, I'm throwing a kegger. NO, I'm not going to drink any of it! *sticks out tongue* ♥ PoStaL
I Need Help
So, me and Stacie were talking today, and we realized that   We're getting married.   More relavant info can be found in Stacie's Blog. Please read it.   Now, the hard part for me is dedicating myself to just one I was apprehensive to admit the fact that we are preordained to be married. Luckily, we found a loophole that will satisfy all people involved without having to sacrifice either or marriage or my lust for boobs from every woman I talk to and most of those I don't.   I'm becoming mormon   Now, I'm not too eager to be changing religions but, since it's the only thing I can think of...I'm willing to do it. Now I gotta go steal one of those books from the nearest Hotel so I can revel in my new religion. I know that poligamy is still illegal, and Mormons do not practice it but...I'm old-school, and I want a harem.   So, is there anyone out there who can teach me more about my religion? Do I have to eat only fish every 3rd Friday of the second solstice of the
Pimp Out Raffle
I'm raffling off my pimp outs. Here are the details: 1.) Send me a drink 2.) In the message pick a number between 1 and 50 3.) The first three people closet to the number WIN 4.) You have 30 minutes from the time of this post 5.) One entry per person Good luck and have fun! Tell your friends to come by!
Return Of The Prodigal Fox
So, after I got booted off here, I decided not to come back. Well, that didnt last too long. I missed wasting my spare time on Fu, watching the retards play their games. The reasons why I considered NOT returning are:   hypocritical stupid whores that smite other retards with their judgement while being in the same boat; bitches that claim that Fubar is for losers and point whores while whoring themselves out; fuckin chodes that think attempting to sound smart would score some brownie points;   Soo...bein sick of pathetic creatures showering me with equally pathetic compliments, I'm not longer gonna put up any pics of myself besides the ones already on here. I just dont care that some tards  think that I'm hot.   To all those judgemental bitches that can't keep their vaginas in their pants while their kids are sittin hungry at home: I know everythin about you, so your judgement won't affect me in any way.   I'm on here solely to keep tabs on people that shouldn't walk the earth
I Got The Job!!!
Well I got the job!!  I am so thrilled!  I thought the interview on Tuesday went so so.  It is a little bit of a pay cut from my last job but the hours are better and I know I will put up with less crap.  I am so excited.  Thank you everyone for the well wishes and the support.   xoxoxoxo
Leveling Blog 471
  Cooperwill ~ Crew Leader For The Moonlight Leveler@ fubar       2.4 Million to go Autos on  
Who Ever Said Talk About It?
Who ever said "talk about it", seriously who listens or cares, who even answers their phone, or returns messages. They say in psychiatry and psycology, talking about issues is the best way to heal. In regards to children, A parent is overbearing and causes undo stress and emotion on that child by trying to communicate. It accelarates issues, making more drama and pressure where there is already plenty. But what is one to do about the constant worries, racing thoughts..."What can I do?" "How can I fix this?" Yet lack of talking results in an unrelentless imploding feeling when left with no outlet. So hold back or speak?  The tears and fears and worries They fill and fill, to what reservoir are they to be released in a "proper" manner? WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PUT THESE FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS? When CAN you talk, Where..... Please leave comments, thoughts and ideas, I need help.
An Apology
Just wanted to drop a note. I need to apologize for my behavior last night. I had a few too many of this and that and got in that mode of feeling sorry for myself. Its been a rough road and sometimes I feel like there is no point in trying to maintain inside the yellow line. I have to thank a couple people that were there for me. Helly for one. She is the best. Bounty, I love ya man. thank you. Terri, I see how strong you are and I don't understand how you can hang the way you do. It is truly an inspiration. With everything going on in my life at the moment sometimes it gets a bit overwhelming. I need to pull myself up and slap myself around sometimes. Lot of people depending on me and I can't let them down. Anyway, I apologize to everyone. Highway Song
Moron On The Week...well Maybe 3 *lol*
Ok so I'm doing the usual mumm-foolery and this idiot comes along...       Then just a few minutes ago I get this SB..which I blocked *LOL*     And my personal fave..this one was after I posted to her mumm in my civil fashion...     My queation to you is.. which one is the bigger moron of the three?
Truth Or Dare
You opened it and read it.Now you have to pick one.Truth or dare?    So pick one and I will give you a truth or a dare depending on your answer. Then you get to pick someone else in the blog to ask "truth or dare?" too.    The only rule on dares is make it something that can be done on cam and a pic taken of it.Pics or it did not happen.   Truth or Dare????
Moving Forward, Finally.
There have been several changes in my life, these last few weeks. I decided to move to a new apartment with the kids, it was a great choice. Its not any bigger, but is in a much better school district, and is much nicer a neighborhood. Also, i started a new job a few weeks ago. I'm the assistant manager in a shoe store. It's not all glamorous or anything, but i feel like i'm getting my feet. For the first time in my life, I'm actually making it... and i dont have to ask for help, or answer to anyone for what i do. We are all smiling again, the kids' laughter fills this new apartment, like crazy. I couldn't be a happier Mama :) After spending the past year, feeling helpless and confused, I finally see how many oportunities I truly have for happiness. It can only get better, from here....
Saluteeeeeeeeeeeeee ;) Leave Comment If You Want One!
I'm becoming quite the Salute junkie anymore... I've had many requests for them, but there's just one thing... My memory sucks and come salute time I always forget who wanted one... Soooooooo... I decided to start this blog... I love all of my fu friends and I'll be more than happy to make you a salute if you just leave a comment in here! :) I'll let you know when I get it done... Sometimes it can take a week or so, because I am a mother and it'd look awful funny if my kids walked in while making sexy salutes... :P And not only that, but seriously I don't feel all that sexy EVERY night of the week... haha :)  So... Just leave me a comment... I WILL get to it :)
Without Having Sex
Without Having Sex   We dimmed the lights low And slipped into the warm water The bubbles overflowing the edge As my arm wrapped around her She laid back into my chest A small cup to pour water over skin My hands gently massage weary flesh Releasing the days tensions deep within Our hearts slow and begin to beat in time A deep long breath cleaning the day I begin to wash My Angel Closing my eyes our bodies slightly sway
Michael Jackson
Seriously people.. stfu and stop your sobbing about some child molesters death...   I just had one girl post something about how much she missed him... I was like.. look you don't know the guy... all you know is his music.. yes he did good things in music.. but he liked to touch little boys...   she removed me from her friends list (not on this site)   seriously... STFU PEOPLE
Ready To Spit Nails
yanno i really dont know what people have against fat people?! hell im a big girl but just because im big doesnt mean im a mean person that doesnt have feelings... one mumm was posted and it just really bothered me... but i posted a comment saying "i like being curvy" and the dude came back with "there is a difference between fat and curvy" wtf! its like this... if you dont like fat chicks... get the fook off my page and list... i dont have time for ya... i am who i am and i am loved for who i am.. i dont need the stupidity that you want to spread like a disease... people seem to foget that others out there do have feelings...
Remember back in the day when people were berated rather than encouraged to go for spotlight? Effin-christ...I'm sick of the begging. My bank is closed.
Death #1
Family Distraught After Chocolate Death OSHA Called To Scene To Investigate CAMDEN, N.J. - A man who prayed for a job for weeks dies in a tragic accident at a chocolate factory in Camden, N.J.. Slideshow: Man Dies In Chocolate Tank Police were called to a warehouse and manufacturing facility on the 700 block of North 36th Street around 10:45 a.m. Wednesday for a report of a man who had fallen into hot chocolate. The Camden County prosecutor's office identified the victim as 29-year-old Vincent Smith II of Camden. He was a temporary worker at the Cocoa Services Inc. plant. Smith was loading chunks of raw chocolate into a melting tank, but he slipped and fell into the tank. Co-workers shut off the valve and tried to reach him, but failed. Devastated family members arrived at the hospital and were wondering what happened, and how their loved one could possibly have died. "He was good kid. Always positive, never negative. He was always laughing," said Teresa Smith, his aunt. "We
Happy Hour
I have been around here long enough to see the negotiations, the bribery, the auctions, etc. I am thinking about doing something entirely different. Here's the deal: I will be giving away a Happy hour in August. (August 14th seems to be a good day for this). The deal is, though, I won't be giving it to you. I would like you to nominate someone to receive it. Send me a private message with whom you would like to receive it, and why. The best nomination gets the happy hour gifted in the name of the nominator.  Please do not nominate more than one person. There is nothing wanted in return. Also, please be sure the person you nominate doesn't have me blocked and please make sure to include a link to their profile in the private message. Thanks, Ninja
Ok so I have a temporary fix for my internets. I ended up having to buy sooo much more than I anticipated for the apartment so I'm a little strapped on funds right now. But I'm still alive and stuff. I missed some of you lovely people. Kinda sucks that some of you didn't even seem to notice my absense.
Okay, Thats It...
Okay, breast reduction please! I just realized I had a piece of cinnamon roll hanging on the underside of my boob...I had a cinnamon roll an hour ago...and only noticed because I had to check myself out in the mirror when leaving the kitchen :o
The 2 Worst Days Of My Life...
Diving In
As many of you all know, Tuesday I will be moving into a transitional community living type of place. I won't be allowed to have my laptop there, so my time on here will be minimal. I will be letting someone control my account while I am not on, so if you shout or send a message and are not answered, don't be alarmed. I am scared to death of this change that is going to become. I keep asking myself, what if these women don't like me? I have isolated myself so long that I am scared to jump into the communtiy type living. I am also hoping and praying that this is going to be what I need to get a jump start to get back on my feet and back to normal. They have suggested that I apply for a temporary state grant to take care of my depression and to get help with the antidepressants. I am kind of reluctant on that, but I may just have to do it temporarily. I feel like I am totally diving into this head first, hoping I can hold my breath long enough till I can swim properly or with the assi
Weird Morning
So I got into work this morning to find an email from my mother titled "NEWS" and when I opened it, it just asked me to ring her. Now, call me pessimistic, but my father hit 70 this year, and although he seems in good health, a bit of rheumatism aside, there's no escaping the fact that he's not as young as he used to be.  So needless to say, although I wasn't panicking, there were some dark thoughts floating around in my head as I dialled home. Turns out, the news, although no less horrible, was a lot less close to the family than that.  Basically, someone we used to know about ten, fifteen years ago through our Church was murdered at the weekend whilst out walking her dog.  I would have been in my late teens or early twenties when I knew her, and haven't had any contact with her since.  Nevertheless, the news has left me a little stunned. But still, also feeling slightly inclined to berate my mother for scaring the shit out of me.  Sometimes parents can be the most insensitive of c
I want to scream at you, grab you and shake the hell out of you. You have no idea what you could have.   blah.   No I'm not thinking the person should be with me...but they don't see theirself the way I do and it pisses me off.
Leveling Blog #482
$safe_uid_dname@ fubar 4,112 to level only 61 pics:)
  so the other night muss pimped me out and before i did i used this pic of my ex wife as my default and it amazed me that in those 2 minutes i was scrolling i got 5 friend requests from guys...2 other guys were hitting on me in my SB and only 1 guy noticed i was a he not a she,,,,,seriously are guys really that fucking douchey that they dont even look to see what sex you are before doing anything?   if thats the case then im sorry...i feel bad for my own kind lol
>.< i had to go get a new bra yesterday... so.. i go and i get measured.. and BOOM...the lady made my jaw drop she tells me that the band size is smaller.. but the fucking cup size went up..   A FUCKING TRIPLE D! I hate having boobs sometimes...
Michael Vick
Let me just say that...I dont think what he did is such a horrible thing at all.   The breed of dogs he used were bread for ages, since the ancient times, for fighting. It is in their DNA. Naive people that claim that their pitbull or Rottie is cute and nice as a baby are...naive. While appearing to be docile because of proper care and training, they are still very unpredictable and explosive. There is no need to deny that, as those character traits were specifically developed in those breeds over centuries, not one or two years that an owner might help the dog for. Is it any wonder that "family pets" maul kids, fam members?   So...Vick wasn't doing anythin terrible, except for not realizing that stupids would not be fine with what he did.
Bite Pic
A Loss Of My Kid
As all of you know, My pets, my “kids” mean the world to me and this evening I had to bury one of them. It's funny how this little shit who would chew my shit up and make me so mad brought so much joy into my life. My kids are my world and a part of me was put in a hole tonight. I will miss you Desi, my little man.      
New Group
thinken about starting a male female group called Devils & Dolls ... since we have alot of female group n very few male female groups ... any ideas on how we can get this lifted off the groud n how to make it fun for all comment here n if you wanna join comment here also .. once again thank you all for your time... ViPeR XP
New Job Lol
ok, so a while back i posted a mumm on if i should do porn or not. the answer was 100% yes i should, soooooooooo guess what? I'm gonna do porn! lol I'll be dong live web cam stuff with a friend as well as film. yea yea before ya'llsay anything, my fu wifey already knows. so those of you who think they can go running and snitch me out, HA SUKA! the jokes on you, cuzz i hide nothing from her! If ya'll wanna know where we can be seen just ask an i might tell. Happy humping everyone!
As Of Monday The Third There Will Be A Change
As of Monday August the 3rd there won't be much of me on fubar.I got the job I interviewed for.They really liked me and thought I would be a good asset to their company.I'm so excited.I havent had a job in 10 months.I've been looking and looking and nothing.I live in Arkansas and it wasn't easy to find something.I have to try my best to hold on to this job! I am going to be dedicated as I can be.I'm going to be exhausted.My boyfriend works night shift from 4pm to 1am.I am used to being up all hours of the night and suddenly have to switch my schedule to 8am to 6pm for work.I'm going to be getting not very much sleep.The only times I'll really be here is for the weekends sometimes.I hope my friends stick with me and know I still care and am not abandoning them.I have to work and I have to do for myself.I dont want anyone mad at me for not being here.Thanks for all the support I've got on fubar and being able to make all these levels in just a few months of being here.Some of the friends
Planned Sex
So I was in a MuMM, actually I just seen She-Ra comment on it and stalked her. I made a comment in it, asking the poster something, but she's yet to answer me. Now I come to you all, my friends...and stalkers of friends. How in the world is planned sex even fun?
Its About Me the way......whatever Dana tells you im not a racist......i love people of all races religions and sexual orientation..........I know alot of you have known me awhile and know me as a person....For those who dont....i am a charming indiviual with flaws am and in no way perfect...If you get to know me you will learn this on your own..i may say off the wall things but my heart is always in the right place......Love me or not i will not judge you because it is not my place to do so......   oh btw..TITTIES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Public Health Option.
Here's the main problem with a public option plan: there are no immediately discernible benefits, and if there's something we Americans require, it's immediacy. We're the country that was too lazy to get up off of our asses to change the channel, so we invented the remote control... too lazy to wait for the stove to properly heat up our food, so we invented the microwave... too impatient to know where our loved ones might be, so we invented cellular phones... to ignorant to properly read maps, so we invented GPS... too busy to wait for email, so we invented instant messaging... too aloof to have to wait to know whether or not someone enjoyed the their McCrap with extra cheese, so we invented Twitter. We've so bogged ourselves with the desire for immediate satisfaction that we think quarter to quarter and not long term. See, spending trillions in borrowed money on pointless wars is acceptable, because we can see things getting blown up and assume that there are actual results for money
Mummer Auction
Klover and I think it would be a good idea to do an auction for the mummers.  So, who would be interested in participating in it.  (not me of course) And, we would need someone to volunteer to hold it on their profile.  (again not me of course)   We could leave it open for a week or so and annoy the mumm posters by splattering the link all over the mumms. ....thats all i got
Fake Sponsor Spanker @ It Again...16+ Million Fubucks! ..
..before I get going on what I really want to blog about , I’ll get warmed up with this one, from our last busted Fake Sponsor of last week….this profile…straight out of the right-click-save and upload anals of amateur porn… Sasha@ fubar worth over 16 MILLION FUBUCKS!! Thanks to our favorite new high profile Fake Sponsor Spanker ….. Could someone please tell this dude to get a grip? Speaking of dudes that need to get a grip..all well, we’ll save that for next time….peace.
What The Fuck
a guy i know, not a real good friend , started getting into crank a little while ago. last night he was firing off shots in an rv park with a 30/30. 2 swat teams showed up, he ended up with 2 in the chest and one in the leg why does anybody even mess with that shit?, i think he was trying for suicide by cop
Dad Of The Year ... Again
If there were any still doubts in your minds, this story should confirm that I am a moron.Last night, the Phoenix Fire Department hosted a Water Safety Day at a beautiful, local resort. It’s an annual effort to help prevent child drownings, which are somewhat prevalent in Phoenix. I think this is because we have lots of swimming pools, heat stroked parents, and over-sugared kids. Or maybe that’s just in my neighborhood. At any rate, the fire department provided a free event with guest speakers, informational pamphlets, and people available to help register your kids for swimming lessons. There was also a salsa band and a guy dressed up in a coyote costume doing the meringue. I think Coyote Guy’s job was to frighten the living shit out of children under the age of 4. And he was excellent at it. But the main goal of the event was education, awareness, and safety.Of course none of us paid any attention to that.For my 6 year old daughter, it was a giant pool, complete wit
Drill Was Nice
  He was nice!! I have proof   ->drill: too late I got in in a screen shot...hmmm or maybe a blog drill: Oh shush up ya ugly hag I was just being nice and stuff ->drill: ohI am sure..and was that...a COMPLIMENT!? *takes a screen shot* drill: Ok your pretty hot and stuff but I can still manage to find a way to treat ya like crap ya know
That Other Place
I made a facebook...let me know if ya want it
Hope In The Bywater
As the taxi slithered its way through the night, I noticed that none of the houses had any light coming from within. This part of the city was eerily dark and quiet. A far cry from what was going on inside the French Quarter. Periodically, a street lamp would illuminate the FEMA X’s that marked each of these abandoned homes. I wasn’t sure of the exact code, but I knew each of those X’s told a story of pain – Katrina’s pain. They told how many bodies were inside, how many still to be rescued, how many pets, etc. It was obvious to me that even though it was 2009, the stories haven’t stopped being told, there just weren’t as many people listening anymore.“How much farther?”, I asked one of my newfound companions.“Almost there! Don’t worry, you’re going to love it!”, she assured.Fifteen minutes earlier, we had been listening to some amazing jazz down on Frenchman Street. I was awed by the quality of the musicians
i'm not going to be around a whole lot. so, if you shout or message me and i dont get back to you, its because i'm not here. i need some time to think, and heal. i love my friends and that doesnt change, but i'm not in the right frame of mind to be social. hope everyone has a good day, week, month, year.. whatever.
Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?
She sniffs the glass and wrinkles her nose, shakes her head a little, then looks toward her brother frowning--doing that weird nose face she makes. “I dunno, man… I.. I just don’t think I’m that sort of girl anymore.”   She loves her little brother to death. He knows her better than most people especially over the course of the last year or close to it. He’s the person she asks for guy advice and the person she runs to when it’s been a long week and she needs to laugh and relax and unwind. He’s definitely the coolest dork she knows. And, so… she’s chosen to spend her evening at his place. No one else would do especially when you add in one of his best friends and another person she’s comfortable around…his brother from another mother as they joke.   Earlier in the week, she’d bought a bottle of sugar free margarita mix. Not really her thing, but it was on sale.  fuck it, she thought….why not? A
Loose Change Mortgage.
Yeah, last night was pretty rough.This morning was too. Shaved my head, spit out more bloodThe consistency of warm buttertaste of copper and snort. I made a wish of the lowly lonely as I watched the clotted lung cream spin down the tube.Quick merciless maurading love. Something unfamiliar, episodic rather than constant.Someone I could afford to miss.Someone I would want to forget.Someone I could get drunk overand not have her find out. Someone with the fortitude for forgivenessa pentient for penitence and a pension bigger than a dime purse. Someone six stories lowwith no history of violence, no disasters or tragediesstill being an ace, still a beautiful unique fucking butterfly like the rest of us. Someone trying their fucking hardest at not tryingjust reflected in a shattered mirror. It's not such a crazy idea really...a shard of glassa silver lining must have a thousand and one uses  
You Make The Call
Is this salute, in your "expert opinion", of this beautiful fubar member real? or a complete forgery? *best perry mason lawyer voice*
1. i dunno why but i have a thing with 4's and 16's everything has to be in sets of them 2. facial piercings tend to annoy no time have i ever thought a 10 penny nail would look good shoved in my face...usually people go to the hospital for that stuff 3. some smells no matter how disgusting they are sometimes smell good to me 4. my ultimate goal is to see the boobs of everyone on my friends list but i know that wont ever happen 5. when i was a volunteer FF i never got queasy no matter how horrendous the call 6. i have commited insurance fraud 7. you should give me fubux for my spotlight 8. very few people if any knows who the real me is 9. i hate cats but i adore kittens 10. most of you motherfuckers annoy me but i still like you
Good Face?
So this is my most recent picture comment. The chick came to my page, rated me an 11, fanned me and then left this as a comment. I'm not sure what she means though...any ideas?
The Pursuit Of Happyness
8-31-2009 Tonight I am an emotional wreck...           Lately I have been just pushing myself through my life with no real meaning in it other then to be a great father for my son. Everything I do in my REAL LIFE revoles around him and only him. I work a shitty job with crap pay because it gives me free rent and a roof over my head so that I have a place to spend time with my son alone. I have given up on a socail life so that I can focus on being responsable and keeping myself out of trouble cause what good is a father that is in jail all the time or worse. I eat at my mother's house all the time cause I can only afford to buy my son food for when he is here on the weekends and I spend virtually every last penny I have on getting him something from me every weekend and paying off his bedroom furniture so that he always has something other then just me to look forward to when he comes to me each weekend even though i know deep in his heart all he really wants is to spend time wit
Now In The Crockpot....
dark red kidney beans, 2 diced tomatoes, black beans, diced onion, ground beef, diced green pepper, cumin, chili pepper, ground red pepper, a bay leaf, minced garlic, cheddar, And chorizo sausage & french fried onions - the last two - just to try something different.   I'm excited - first chili in over 6 months.  Something about the cold night air made me crave chili. Nom Nom Nom  
I Owe You One
Sandman98207@ fubar   He just uploaded a ton of new pics...please help him out.  PM me or leave a comment in this blog letting me know if you rated or fanned or befriended him. You already know he's cool...he's marrying me afterall :p
LMAO - so my friends and I are starting our local chapter of the Jaycees back up.  I have a friend or two from church that want to join, and I just saw on facebook where Laura (who planned it all) made a page for us.  Then I saw she posted pics, most of which are just the typical couples standing together posing for a pic... but she uses THIS as the album cover:   We haven't even started the meetings back up and I'm already the group slut LOL
Honest Rates
· lovrgurl(Anyone... just checked you out! 17 secs ago · TEMPIC420 rated you a '1'! 1 min ago · TEMPIC420 just checked you out! 1 min ago · Doom Doll (has ... rated your photo a '2'! 1 min ago   So Upon hitting tebored button...and giving out some honest seems that people do not appreciate honesty. But answer me this..itis not a down is an honest rate does no one appreciate honesty anymore??
Rants And Such ....
Hmm several things as of late..... (please don't be so vain and flatter urself to think this is about you, i dont care that much) First what you think you know about me or what you heard is probably bs... you want to know something about me and what is going on with me . have the guts to ask me or STFU. Second, before you want to ask me for gifts, blasts, bling , or anything else.... ask yourself one simple thing first..... what have you done for me lately? If the answer is nothing... im not buying u anything, Yes i spend alot on here every month but it won't be for you. Dont care for this answer..... delete me. BDSM.... I am a Switch and a Mentor... just because im sexually open,kinky,out going, and occasionally flirty at times does not mean im naughty for anyone but the One im with.. basically im not a doormat who wants to be spanked in chatrooms to boost my self esteem... I have a r/l i dont need attn on here to feel special so if ur looking for a fuktoy to occupy
I have my boys under my roof. The ex is gone, and living 600 miles away. It feels like someone pulled a thorn out of my ass that has resided there for 18 years.... I haven't felt this free in a long, long time. Thanks to everyone that has stood by me and listened to me complain, bitch and whine through this whole process....One person in know who you are...... Keep the faith my friends.... Mark 
An Update On My Monday...
So, to add to the already crappy start - a recap and late morning update: Flat tire Vehicular manslaughter of a squirrel (thanks to Mr. Adorable, I've moved beyond the grief for this one) Office ceiling leaking Office ceiling now caving in and plaster periodically showering my desk and files Choked on my bubble gum Lost the rest of my bubble gum Burned my finger while lighting my candle Empty soap dispenser in the bathroom (huge pet peeve) Out of paper towels as well in the bathroom. Toilet paper roll was placed on the holder incorrectly (it must go OVER not under) Ink pen leaked on my hands Used half of the soap I just filled to clean my ink stained hands Spent the first 20 minutes talking to a lady about her schizophrenic son who is in jail for beating up his doctor. Spen the last 10 mintues talking to same lady about the conversations her son has with her when she is not there. *Positive note - first Monday that has not begun with an unwanted penis encounter; howe
My Random Mind
So I was driving today adn an older movie scene popped in my head as things of a random nature tend to do often....Its the one where one person tells another before a date bout the "test" to see if shes the one, she opens/unlocks the car door from the inside of the car as you go around. keep in mind it could be a father son duo , two friend or any combo of the above... another random blip happened while writing this blog.... anyone seen or talked to Schad?!?! is Ning back yet? will it be coming back !??! If you do not know what ning is by pass this part of the blog and go straight for the tits..... but be warned I heard sugah britches is one mean sob.
YOU I can still see you, When I close my eyes Where are you tonight? Are you alright?   I still miss you, When I open my eyes, I can’t make up my mind, And now I must confess.   After what you did to me, I want you anyway, Even after you lied to me I want you anyway, You’re no good for me But I miss you anyway, Maybe I’m just lonely, I resent you anyway.   I can see your face, When I close my eyes, I wish you here tonight, Everything would be alright.   If I could be with you, I would give you my last breath, Or my heart right out my chest, And now I must confess,   After what you did to me, I want you anyway, Even after you lied to me I want you anyway, You’re no good for me But I miss you anyway, Maybe I’m just lonely,  I despise you anyway.       I believe, you became complacent, I can’t relieve, my resentment, I want you And I don’t know why I need you And I don’t know why I resent you F
Wanna Be My Fu Daddy???
I decided to do my own auction so for this next week u have the chance to bid on being my fu daddy for a month.... You must be saying to yourself what the heck do I get for being a fu daddy well here it is..   1. F/r/a   2. to be in my fam for a month   3. sexy salute sfw   4. 20 11's  a day   5. will rate ur stash all of it   6. will get 7 pimp outs during the month   7. Keep u fu drunk daily   8. Your name in mine as my fu daddy   Pending on high the bids get will add a ticker, make u my crush for the month, make it 3 pimp outs a week and talk to u on cam for a bit ( no cyber sex though)   Whoever bids the highest in this next week weather it's fu bucks or real life money gifts will be my fu daddy....xo pls place bids here.... P.S FU MAMA'S CAN PARTAKE TOO :s
I Need Your Opinion..
Ok, so this is a bit tricky to follow, so keep up if you can, lol. I have this friend, Jason, whom is married to Amber, and together the have a daughter, Taylor, who is only 7. Now, these people had absolutely no place to live. Me, and my family, took them into our home and welcomed them with open arms because I thought that Jason was one of my BEST FRIENDS. He had never done me wrong, always stuck up for me no matter what, etc. So, I told them they could stay here a week because we really didn't have the room. During that week they were suposed to be going to welfare to get food stamps, cash, housing, etc. Anything they could get, just to get them by until they got jobs. No problem. They went, got emergency food stamps and medical covers and they told us that they had to wait on their cash because something about the government being behind, which IS true because we checked. Doesn't sound like a big deal, right? WRONG! What was supposed to be one week turned into an entire month. I
Poor Dysskrasia
ok so lets make up some lame blog thingy and convince you i am telling you some deep dark secret cause that is what you do to strangers online isn't it? okay so i just saw a movie "management" it was labeled comedy... but turned out too be a bit of a chick flick.... god damn naive lil' ole me who always believes everything that stands before me as the absolute truth... anyway i have a secret i want to share with you good folks here... cause you are all so near and dear to my heart... i have a weakness for chick flicks... 8-P no really!! i mean i like seriously combust into hellfire and leave nothing but ash every time one comes on... and this is quite a problem i mean all my dates wanna go to the movies and watch some tear jerker drama and being the nice guy i am i have to ablige them.... and well after my horrid display most of them never want a second date i mean hell only 2 have even kissed me goodnight... it's painful i feel worthless and i cry myself to sleep everynight.... so
Holy Wall Of Words!
->DrFG420: and how is being in a bra any different than wearing a bikini top?? mmmmk->DrFG420: I'm married so no, I'm not looking to "hook up" or whatever. I take pics cuz I'm bored. I've sent this pic to my friends in real life..what's your point?DrFG420: Not in the slightest. Admit your on an adult site and get over yourself, we want to have fun, it is an alternative to those who are very lonely and cannot get action, that is why your on here. Feel good about yourself instead of wehoring yourself out to some asshole who doesnt care about you, I am aboout making friends and relationships, if youhonestly can tekll me that you are on here for nothing more than friends with even your main pic is of you in a bra?? Hop do you justify yourself?->DrFG420: full of class? that's why women are prostituting themselves to get shiny objects on a website. mmkDrFG420: Well thank you for your time and I hope you change your mind. My contests are full of class, just a lil something to spice up Fu and
9/21 &22/2009
First thing first... explanation on why this is a two day blog. I got off of work and called my friend laura.. she was having a really REALLY bad night with her depression and was HIGHLY drunk... she said she needed me.. so off i went. I was with her (awake) until 10am- we had to go get her 3 year old from his dads and we kinda hung out at my house all day so Laura would have help... basically we stayed in my room on my bed and napped (she passed out from exhaustion) me and evan watched cartoons and he munched on pretzels goldfish and carrots all day.. happy as all get out... Laura woke up at 4pm... i passed out.. i had been dozing and fell asleep with evan for a little while... but they left and i passed out hard... woke up about 2 hours ago and hadn't eaten anything at all.. so i ate eggs and hashbrowns... so.. that is where the blog is.. now.. i am going to do both but not in the way you would think...  no meal plan posted because i don't feel like trying to figure out two.. just
Typical "if I Knew, I'd Tell You. But I Don't, So I Can't"
Guy 1: I have no idea what you're talking about. Woman 1: You know. Guy 1: I don't know. Woman 1: You know. Guy 1: No. I don't know. Woman 1: You do. Guy 1: (gets up from table) I'll be back in a minute, after I shoot myself. -- Overheard in: Diner, New Hope PA --
*sigh* Men Suck
Why is that when we women lose weight we never lose it where we want to?  I mean you lose 10 pounds and you need to buy smaller bras (cries). Seriously, it just sucks.  Men lose 10 pounds and it's not like they have to go have their balls measured for a new cup. I made the mistake of telling one of my male friends all this.  He proceeds to tell me that's not true, things get longer.  So now I have bad visual image of saggy man bits in my mind.  So how do I get this icky image outta my head??? xoxo
Ok, so my house is a FUCKIN MESS, and after perusing my daily share of Craigslist, I have stumbled upon an individual that would like to be a domestic slave, AKA someone that gets off by cleaning your house.   Sooo...I am so contacting that person, since I could sure use someone to clean my shit for free. I hope he wont get lost in my mess.
Omg... I Have Aids!
not really...   I am lookin for a Halloween costume, and would like to be something gross...soo   an AIDS victim? (nah, too fat for that)   an African orphan?   wtf should I be?
Hit This Camgirl Up For Some Fun
she will do anything on cam . a blingpack or an hh blast will get you 15 minutes of action with her.
Cycling home from work today I came off my bike... doing a fair speed I might add. The thing that'll I'll remember from today, though, more so than the pain, is that I was reminded of a sensation I haven't experienced in many years. The feeling to which I refer is that during the time one flies through the air with the hard street getting ever closer, there seems to be an abundant amount of time in which to consider "fuck this is gonna hurt!" before the impact actually occurs... It's a confusing phenomenon... always was. It makes me feel nostalgic about the good old days.   As I lay in the street a woman was walking past with her dog. She immediately rushed up to me asking "Are you Ok?" At which point, of course, I bounced straight up, smiling, and said "Yep, yep, completely fine thank-you." As soon as she'd gone past and couldn't see me anymore I doubled over impersonating those scenes from Family Guy when Peter has fallen and hurt his knee... you know the ones I mean? Then I had to
Check Out The New Fubar Lite Page!
Have you checked out the new fubar lite page. You can find it by going into your profile settings and changing your homepage setting. 1. Look for the my drop down menu. 2. Scroll down and click into settings 3. Look for homepage style 4. Set to Lite 5. Don't forget to hit save. Please post your feedback here.
I Had The Best Idea Ever!!!
I don't know where it came from... but i thought to myself yesterday... What if they made Cannibal porn?       Eat my pussy.... that is all.  
All Families Are Psychotic
Reading this at the moment.  Bastard made me cry halfway through.  The big shit.
Wrongest Website Ever
Just been looking at this in the office, and eff me if this isn't the wrongest thing... EVAR. Reborn Babies  
Aries and Sex The Ram is more of a tiger where sex is concerned and, like many other sleek animals, loves the hunt -- that steady pursuit of the ultimate prize. Aries is a physical and fearless lover and is blessed with the stamina to go all night long. They are not afraid to experiment sexually in their quest for pleasure, which means an open-minded lover is a must. The Mile-High Club must have been invented for these folks! It's safe to say that Aries' lover must be able to satisfy, or the Ram will move on. The dominant sexual partner will likely be the Ram, and while eroticism is important, a mental connection is also favored by this sign. As if Aries weren't passionate and demanding enough, they also want to be made to feel secure in a sexual relationship, lest jealousy rear its ugly head.   Funny how they get it right sometimes.  The beauty of generalization.
Kitson's Words Of Wisdom
One thing Kitson (the comedian I saw the other night that I mentioned in an earlier blog) said that really resonated with me was that he was talking about how funny he found it when comedians/people on stage talked to their audience by a group name, things like saying "HELLO NORWICH!"  He'd started saying it ironically, but as he said, "Whenever you start doing something ironically, sooner or later you just end up doing it naturally and with no sense of irony at all..." I, of course, know EXACTLY what he's talking about, so may I hereby formally apologise for anyone I've ever spoken to on here who's been the recipient of me using "u", "r" or "2" at them, like some kind of internet teenage befuddled fuckwit.
We all have our phobias. Mine are worms and responsibility.   Since I was born, I was terrified of responsibilities of any kind. Most likely cause my parents NEVER made me do ANYTHING (not that they were awesome like that, they just didnt care what I did).  I am terrified of appointments, they give me anxiety.  I hate scheduling, planning, etc, cause it involves me being responsible for following through.   In college, I HATED group projects. If I did shitty, I didnt want to have the ship go down cause of me. Pets? My mom had to feed my pet guinea pig, cause I just couldnt.   This goes for relationships, marriage, friendships. I am scared to get friends, cause I have to be responsible about keeping in touch with them. I am afraid of gettin a good job, cause thats a lot of responsibility I cant deal with.   Kids? I have  maternal instincts of a blind cockroach. My mom was a clueless shitty parent that couldnt care, and I'm afraid those genes would transfer onto me. I am pretty s
Curious Roadway Sightings.
Yesterday while I was stopped at a redlight I saw a small motorcycle, a Ninja 250, making an illegal u-turn.  On it was a medium sized man and a medium sized woman.  This in itself would be a spectacle as the small Ninja is tinyish.  The medium sized man alone would look outsized on it. However sandwiched between the man and the woman was a shitzu.  I tried but failed to get a picture.  It would have drastically improved this blog. Still I am sharing it for those of you with a good imagination.
Snapvines, Whores, And Piercings
Okay. I know that the three subjects don't really seem to fit together....and they don't. I just didn't feel like writing three different blogs. Enjoy my rambling.   Snapvines: I'm thinking that you should all leave me a snapvine. Something funny and cute. Make me laugh. If I could get snapvines to load on my browser, I'd leave them back. I'll have to figure out how I can get to it. Anyway, just please leave me one.   Whores: There are plenty of whores on this site. Even more point whores. Nothing wrong with either, I suppose. But in this case, I'm talking about point whores. I think if you are going to point whore, do it "fair". Is there even a way to be fair? I doubt it. I just think if a person is going to beg for someone to R/F/A, they should rate and fan back.  Really pathetic. Yes, I was being a point whore and decided to R/F/A the last HH. Granted it was because she was offering bling and I wanted it. Thing is, she waiting until the last minute to accept my friend reques
If (insert higher power of your choice) gave you the chance to change 1 thing and 1 thing only about YOU, what would it be?
i am exhausted.   that is all.
Omg.........if You Like Porn You Have To Watch This   HOLY SHIT.......   THAT IS ALL.
Goat Secks Tango
you fucking fucks   and something else i cant say outloud cause its worse than that, but i do apparently still like 8 ppl here cause thats what my friends list says   and to those ppl i say   hi    
Upgrade My Meal To Fatty Fat Fat, Please.
  "I'm so fat and I'm complaining about how fat I am in the McDonald's drive-thru." - Kara xD     -REL
Jello Puddin With A Plastic Spoon.
I wish my cat Kenya would hurry up and have her kitties. I want something small and fluffy to say" AWES how cute!!"too. Today started off on a flattering note. I dropped my midgets off at school and proceeded to the gas station. Normally I pump my own gas if grizzle bear is not in attendance but,this mornin I was still sporting my jammies but threw on a scarf and hoodie for good measures. I went thru the full service lane and was greeted with a "good mornin darlin whatcha be needin?"told him the amount with a smirk and a swift blow of my bangs outta my eyes and sat there waiting patiently..tappin my foot to Bitter sweet Smyphony. Upon his return he asked if that was all,I stated that would be it followed by wishes for a good day.He says thanks then continues to tell me "ahh and you were my fourth gorgous lady so far" I blinked,blushed ,giggled and sunk into my scarf ..thanked him kindly and sat there for a moment.   Now my husband tells me all the time that I am beautiful,in
Cher Père Noël,
Now listen here mister man, I think I have been fairly good this past year,least in my own eyes..but truly that is all that counts:) After hearing about what you did with Mrs Claus's have no right to past any kind of jud...huh??? what do you mean I wasnt post to know?? OOOO I was post to keep it a secret! gotcha. sooo ummm,how bout those leafs??*clears throat* My wish list is not long,nor is it expensive and anyway,shape or form..but this is truly my wish list for this season.   1.Please Give my oldest the confidence in himself to stop wishing he was taller,that taller people are cooler and get to be important people when they grow up. You and I both no this is of course not true,help me inform him that he is perfect just how he is,but yet has  plenty time to grow.So maybe a stocking full of patience might be in order. 2.Give my dog Harley Quinn a clue,let her know that tryin to go around itty bitty kitties isnt a good idea since mommy kitty will whoop her butt repeat
The End Is Here
You know it's always hard to talk about what you have on your mind, when there is so much to say, that you just don't know where to begin. I've been on here since April of 2009. since then i've met alot of cool people, even made a few friends, even fell in love & still am. But the thing is, I've been on this level for about 2 months. Yes i pushed myself to level, faster & harder than most people. But, before i left to San Diego back in June of 2009. i've had 2 AUTO's & 1 BOMB. I've paid for my own VIP for 2-3 months along with some1 else's for the same duration of mine. Then i was given 1 by a friend which lasted it's normal time 1 month. Since then i've had little help with anything. Even felt like closing my acct. at different times, until now that time had come. I even lost out on buying another AUTO & BOMB because of that same friend needed a new owner. That person cost me $14 mil fu-cash, then expired on me, then she costed me $22 mil fu-cash. Now that same person had promised t
Please Help Missing Since 12--10-09
Please read this blog and comment ..repost..share...get the word out.. Im looking for my ex husband...missing for two days now... His name is Daniel and he is hispanic..5'10...and 28 yrs old ..He is bi-polar and schitzophrenic and needs his medication. He was last seen on a greyhound bus heading to California ...he got off the bus in Glendale Arizona where he got off the bus to smoke...his bag made it to California..he did not.. Officials will not start looking for him until is imperative that we find him!  He is sick and confused and we have reports of him being spotted wondering down the highway around Phoenix and very confused. Please share this and keep us in ur prayers.....He has a 5 yr old son that needs Daddy to be found alive...   He was last seen wearing...a beige jacket ..olive pants..and tan hiking boots....You can see pics of him in my default album...these pics were taken last yr ..he has lost alot of weight due to his illness and drugs...He has many tat
A Tiger Woods Video + What's The Difference Between Santa Claus And Tiger Woods?...
Joke of the day : What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three hos. Hope you all have a great weekend, peace....
Hey, Jealousy.
        Jealousy is simply and clearly the fear that you do not have value.  Jealousy scans for evidence to prove the point - that others will be preferred and rewarded more than you.  There is only one alternative - self-value.  If you cannot love yourself, you will not believe that you are loved.  You will always think it’s a mistake or luck.  Take your eyes off others and turn the scanner within.  Find the seeds of your jealousy, clear the old voices and experiences.  Put all the energy into building your personal and emotional security.  Then you will be the one others envy, and you can remember the pain and reach out to them.    So, bite my ass.
Wait ... Huh???
Is it over yet!!!!
Can't Brain Today, I Haz Teh Dumb
This week has been an awful emotional roller coaster.  I can't think straight.  I refuse to try to turn my brain back on, so I doubt you'll see anything witty spewed by me today. That is all.
What I Need
I need to find a cheap and decent place to live. It's not like the area I'm in is thriving in rentals. I just wish I could find a place. I don't really care too much about where it's at...just want it kind of close to where I live at now so I can keep my kids in their school..even if I have to drive them myself.   Ugh..anyone want to help me look? I have to make a phone call, I'll come back to read comments if anyone leaves any.
A Special Fu Birthday....
Today we have a very special FU Birthday..please wish the warmest birthday wishes to a special friend of mine... Buzzkillin Beauty@ fubar
Books Or Movies?
Someone posted a MuMM about whether you should read the book before seeing the movie.  As usual, this prompted a spate of "The book is always better" comments.  I felt driven to respond, and in fact, decided to blog my response too : "Seriously, all those people who say books are always better, try reading Jurassic Park. That book is WELL SHIT.Fact is, books and films are two different media, and have different narrative and structural requirements. People who whine about adaptations and how this bit got cut out, or how this character wasn't how they pictured it, simply don't understand this, and as such, in my opinion, are making themselves look stupid. OF COURSE it's different, it's supposed to be. Books you read in multiple sittings, at your own pace. You can flick through, back, re-read sections.... Movies are designed to be consumed in one sitting, at a pace directed by the filmmakers. If you can't see the difference in the craft, you're not appreciating either medium truly.It's
Why Is It
Why is it that some of the younger women on fubar want to point me to private porn sites? I had to block someone tonight
Sick And Tired Of Bullshit!
There are a few people on this site who truly know me and every day I come and I go and I wonder where the hell some people get off. 1. I judge people by the way they treat me, I am not going to make a harsh decision about someone from a one line on a Internet site. 2. I am not who you think I am, I have a heart and feelings stop telling me I dont. Im not a girl who gives two shits about popularity. I could give a flying fuck about how many points I get. And for those who truly dont know me when i do hhs its cause i usually buy them for a friends as a joke.. 3. Im a giving person, if you dont get to know me you will never understand.  I guess what im getting down to is dont come talk to  me for a week or a few months and think you know the real me. You dont you cant possibly. I have a heart of gold but  you haven't gotten there to see it. Im amazed at peoples judgements and utter lack of understanding on this site. Im pretty sick of the bullshit to be honest. I couldn't give a ra
Why Not To Run Up On A Crazy Man On The Bus....
Clicky Theres an amazing amount of discussion going on regarding the girl who eggs the guy on and then films HERSELF picking up the white guys grocery bag, Kinda funny how she pulls her own card... And now we have her video reply via youtube.... Clicky Hmmmmmmm.......Im not gonna touch on her horribly scripted reply.....anyways... point is...dont fuck with crazy old men! muchless swing on one....
Bogus Support Messages Alert
Some asstard is sending the following PM  to users posing as a fubar admin or staff. Please NEVER give out your account password to anyone. 1. Yellow highlighted names are fubar family. Only a select few of us work on the site and NONE of us would send an email like that. 2, Orange highlighted names are volunteer bouncers. They are here to answer your support questions. 3. Send anyone posing as a fubar staff member or support bouncer to me or a bouncer.  Again, DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR PASSWORD INFO TO ANYONE! _______________________________________________     We have tracked you down with making fake accounts giving others fake referral and saving the crushes for your self and buying yourself tickers, you have violated the fubar agreement and your account it's at risk of being deleted, however before we proceed with our derision we want to give you a fair chance to explain your self for your action. First off, if we do proceed and remove your account you will be posted up in our
What Hobby Are You?
You Are Gardening You are a very patient and nurturing person. You love to help people grow and change for the better. You feel for the whole world - people, animals, and plants. You love having creatures and humans under your care. You are a responsible person, and having many responsibilities makes you feel good. You love to be needed. You are a perfect gardener because you are able to be there for your plants every day. Watching them grow delights you. What Hobby Are You? Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes
Meh...and Stuff
THIS IS A VENT BLOG...IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE ♥ Last week was from hell...totally, literally.... blazing flames of sucking bloody hairy monkey balls......HELL! "They" say that starting a new biz is rough and it will get easier and yadda yadda yadda...I say...I'M FREAKING OVER IT ALREADY! (not that I'm going to give up, mind you) bank rep even stated that they NEVER have this many problems,'s gotta be "issues" weren't just with them...bumps and brick walls every where I turned....I just got laugh...LMFAO. Some good things happened...gotta keep that out there.."God" knows I'm grasping on to them. But, ugh...seriously?? I need a walk in floral cooler or a back acre at a nursery to scream in... I'd scream in my backyard but, I have new luck, they'd call the cops. *sigh* I guess I'll go get these pretty dead things in H20, visit mr showerhead and continue to get my lappy back to where it was... ya, my laptop crashed yesterda
Happy Ketch's Steeltown Happy Fest
I just got back from three days in Pittsburgh.Now the old Ketch would go on a three page rant about all the quirky shit that happened on this trip. But no, I’m the new Ketch. You know, the “I’m So Positive and Happy That I’ve Got Rainbows and Glitter Shooting Out My Arse” Ketch. And don't take this as Pittsburgh bashing (Adorable).  Pittsburgh is actually pretty cool - nice skyline, beautiful hills, trees, trees, trees.  So Happy Ketch wants to offer you his uplifting observations from last week – 1) As you arrive at the Pittsburgh Airport, you are greeted by two statues in the main concourse. The first statue is of a young George Washington, poised to command troops into battle during the French – Indian War. A poignent moment in history, no doubt.The second statue is of Franco Harris.Apparently the founding of our country and the immaculate reception walk hand-in-hand together throughout time. I’m hoping they’ll decide the next st
THIS. That is all.         Okay, I lied, that is not all. I freely admit I'm not an expert on politics or current events. Still, the amount of idiocy, fearmongering, namecalling, racism, sexism, classism, and just plain asshattery I see in politics these days is mind-boggling. Do people really believe the things they're saying, or are they just saying them to be contrary and obstructionist? Whatever happened to informed, respectful debate?
Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
My daughter is 9 going on 25 who has an attitude and like her mother is missing the filter that keeps you from saying every little thing that pops into her head without thinking about who it offends or hurts. On the way home from school today I ask the usual after school questions: Have a good day? What did you have for lunch? Do you have any homework? Well she tells me her day then quickly adds she almost dropped a color because some little girl talked about her. I said well why did you almost drop a color, she said because I told that little girl "If you're going to be two faced, at least one of them should be pretty." God I love her
They Said So...
So I read some where that when you crush someone you should tell them. So here goes..............     .....................Hey I just crushed you.
69 Girl
So I get online and I see the status of Kyle. He saying that if you are a going to claim to be the hottest girl on Fubar, then you need to take a look at his family and friends. Of course that got me wondering what it was about and I asked him. I was quickly told the story and I seen the girl that said he should add him to get some "hotness" on his page. I'm not one to remotely think I look good, but I do know, however, that I am, in fact, better looking than this woman. I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. To know that she thinks she is better looking than me is kind of bad. I mean it's good that she's got all this self confidence and stuff, but wow. I'm not really sure where I'm going with this..but I will say this: A real 69 girl wouldn't have to advertise it and a real 69 girl wouldn't always have to be on bottom for fear of crushing the other person involved in the said 69. ;)
...and Numbers
·Master0fPuppets re-rated you a '7' from a '6'! 2 mins ago ·Master0fPuppets re-rated you a '6' from a '5'! 2 mins ago ·Master0fPuppets re-rated you a '5' from a '4'! 2 mins ago ·Master0fPuppets re-rated you a '4' from a '3'! 2 mins ago ·Master0fPuppets re-rated you a '3' from a '2'! 2 mins ago ·Master0fPuppets re-rated you a '2' from a '11'!
Random Facts Because Witchie Said Pretty Please With Sugar On Top
Random Facts (I'm only doing this because my under the cover lesbian Witchie said pretty please with sugar on top) 1. My depression meds have killed my sex drive 2. I once went two weeks and couldn't make myself cum :( 3. I have no contact with my mother and father, although they live only 15 minutes away. 4. I was my best friend's first lesbian experience and she tells any guy she is with now I can give head better then him. 5. If I had more cash, I would be a drug addict. 6. Curve cologne makes my mouth water and my thighs tingle. 7. I have sent topless pictures to Jonathon Davis and Fieldy from Korn and talked with them on the phone after a show. 8. I am slightly obsessed with tattooed guitar players 9. I love and trust people to easily 10. I love Reese's Cups
Fubar=serious Business
READ MY STATUS...............She slide up to the edge of the bed,As her mouth began to open wide.She flung her face so fast in my loins,She took it so deep inside.She was working it like a master,Each minute felt better than the one before.Never have I felt such pleasure,I knew I couldn't take much more.Her mouth let go as she took it with her hand,And gave me her devilish smile.As she lay back and spread her legs,I stood and stared for a while.No greater sight have ever I seen,Than her valley laid bare.I brought my head closer,my hands on her sides,Such a wonderful auroma filled the air.Her juices flowed from my toungues first touchHer taste better than any fruit I know.She didn't have to tell me a thing,I knew exactly where to go.Her hands clenching bedposts,Her body jammed into my face.There was no question about it,My toungue had found her place.Her juices now overflowing,She returned her attention to me.She spun around so fast,A blur was all I could see.As Good as she was,It didn'
Nsfw And Fu Hypocrisy!
I have been on fu for almost 3 yrs now ..and never have I seen such stupidity and ass-in-mindedness!  I just got a pic marked NSFW...said pic had me eating a not deepthroating was just in my mouth.. When brought to a bouncers attention I was told that was sexually suggestive...WTF!  I used this pic as my primarty picture while running autos, bombing, and during my HH!  Have we gotten that pussified that everything is sexually suggestive? Isnt this site in itself..SEXUALLY SUGGETIVE!  FUBAR is an online BAR!  Look at the drinks!  Screaming ORgasms...blowjobs...Sex on the beach...hmmm are these not suggestive at all?  We have a whole section of gifts that is explicitly Sex gifts for christ sake!  What about the blings! Do Me! Screw Me! Fishnets! Victoria Secrets! But yet we go around pointing fingers and being little tattletails if someones picture is not taken in a church! WTF!   I see pictures scrolling all day that have cleavage, short skirts, and god kn
3 Is The Magic Nummber Of People You Slept With O_0
HERES ANOTHER RANT ... SO TO SAY so people seem to say they only been with 3 -5 people in  life time .... rather they are 20- 25-35-45-50 etc....OK SO I WAS SAYING THAT MOST PEOPLE HAVE HAD SEX WITH MORE THEN 20 PEOPLE BY AGE OF 25 CONSIDERING ....1 a year starting around 18 is already 7-8 already 2 a year is 14-16 4 a year is 28-32..... SO I SAID MOST PEOPLE HAD SEX WITH MORE THEN 2 PEOPLE A YEAR , WHEN SINGLE OR SHORT TERM DATING ..(as in relationships that only last a few months) the only people that dont , dont have the chance or are to buzy or dont go out or in long term relationship... maybe except cheaters haha ... etc etc etc ... there are plenty other reasons... however.. people seem to think this isnt true and anyone who sleeps with over 2 people a year is a whore or man whore so to speak lol ... what do you think?
I Don't Look A Day Over 35
My horoscope was lame today: Today, michelle, you might discover a new psychic talent that you may not have tapped before: the power of mind over matter. This may also involve spiritual healing. There is also the ability to see what lies beneath the surface of a person's mind. These abilities could be a bit disconcerting if they aren't trained, so try to find a psychic development class if there's one in your area. A friend who's done something similar could be of assistance. so i am writing a new one: happy Birthday you fucking awesome Taurus! Your cup runneth over with delicous coffee as you enjoy that amazing strawberry parfait your sister and brother in law got you. Sleep late and let your dog enjoy your new backyard because lazy is the theme today. Friends from near and far will lavish you with fu gifts. And when you finally return home after your St. Pete vaca you will find a lovely care package from Perfectly Inked. Thank you soooooo much for the bling and the fubucks and t
What Alcoholism Did For Me.
What alcoholism did for me. You may want to question yourself the next time you pick up a drink of spirits. Rather droll in terms that the word spirits is used to entail upon alcohol. Nevertheless, just take a moment the next time you drink, and press upon the severity of its effect on the individual mind. Think about those whom have suffered the recoil, or those that may not, as they’re not impacted as much as someone else. Yet, there still is this consequence in even omitting to the chance, as we are all chance victims to our very own use of anything mind altering, some more than others, in just the mere chance. My voyage into this predicament happened somewhere around the age of 11, and never stopped from there. However, there were times when I stepped away, never really for long, though. I started stealing it from my stepfather upon my leaving for school, as inebriation had me bought from my first glass of wine I chugged down during a Christmas gathering that very sa
Nsfw #4
(4dpuky) His shirt was off. His chest was against my back. His hands slid up my sides, under my shirt to cup my breasts. I had no bra on since I had been home all day cleaning. I was surprised when i felt his heat against me while I was putting dinner in the oven. I could feel his already hard cock pressed onto my ass. His body was so warm. He had been outside in the yard working. I didn't even hear him come in the house. I had been catching little glimpses of him while mowing the yard & trimming the hedges. I liked to see his shirtless form in cut off jean shorts, and work boots moving & flexing in the sunlight. He couldn't possibly have known he had actually been turning me on all day, yet somehow...maybe he did. His warm lips kissed my neck. God how I love that! I moved my hair out of the way so he had better access. I heard a quiet laugh, but he kept kissing. His mouth moved to the curve of my neck where it meets my shoulder. He started to nibble. Softley at first, then the bite
You Know What?
Fuck You!* That's what. *In the case that this is not directed at you, please accept my apology.   Oh, and Happy Monday everyone!
*DISCLAIMER* My statement about having morals about relationships is not meant to imply other people who view relationships differently do not have morals. This is my opinion on the matter and he was an idiot who was annoying me; so for my 2 friends who like to debate, not gonna happen.  :P:P Suga Lips: Fuck off dropdoc19: suck my dick Suga Lips: Do you not take hints? dropdoc19: have you cumm in my mouth mmmm Suga Lips: It's nice to want dropdoc19: im just saying i want to fuck u Suga Lips: I would know. I'm not a shitty human with zero morals dropdoc19: why not he dnt have to know Suga Lips: Okay..I'm married, so that scenerio would never happen dropdoc19: you sure even if i was eating your pussy Suga Li
This Is An Everyday Conversation..:/
Jeremy: you're up lateRobyn: I was up till 1:15 last nightJeremy: ignoring my texts huhRobyn: I was busyJeremy: thanksRobyn: Sorry..I was doing shit. I didn't get them till way laterJeremy: yea thanksRobyn: no reason to get pissy. my life doesn't revolve around youJeremy: yes it doesRobyn: it doesn;tJeremy: yes it doesRobyn: Jeremy, stop acting idioticRobyn: I talk to like 5 people more than I talk to you and that doesn't even include people offlineJeremy: whatever rudeRobyn: well don't say stupid shitJeremy: you dont be rudeRobyn: I think it's rude of you to assume I'm sitting by my phone waiting for you to textRobyn: Everyone else that texts and doesn't get an automatic reply doesn't throw a hissy fitJeremy: im better than that.Robyn: Really? So it's normal for a 30 something year old man to throw a hissy fit when he doesn't get an automatic reply from a text?Robyn: And that makes you better than all of the understanding people because...
Rawrrrrr Rant About Asking For Nsfw
Skillet - It's Not Me, It's You
If you have never heard of Skillet, and you probably haven't, check them out.  If you like Three Days Grace you will like Skillet.  And now, the Lyrics:   Let's get the story straight You were a poison You flooded through my veins You left me broken You tried to make me think That the blame was all on me With the pain you put me through And now I know that it's not me it's youIt's not me it's you Always has been you All the lies and stupid things you say and do It's you It's not me it's you All the lies and pain you put me through I know that it's not me it's you You You It's not me it's you, you So here we go again The same fight we're always in I don't care so why pretend Wake me when your lecture ends You tried to make me small Make me fall and it's all your fault With the pain you put me through And now I know that it's not me it's youLet's get the story straight You were a poison Flooding through my veins Driving me insane And now you're gone away I'm no longer choking From t
Mais Oui
You know "Ho Du Jour" doesn't sound any classier even after you added in the french...
Sweet Italian Sausage Simmer
1 package (about 5 sausages) of Sweet Italian Sausage links 1 D'Anjou Pear (should be as firm as an apple) 1 Medium Sized Zucchini 1 Firm Large Plum 1'4 large white onion Black Pepper Minced Garlic 1 loaf crusty French Bread   Place the sausage links in a large, deep frying pan and make sure they are not up against each other. Cover them in water, and turn on the burner to about medium heat. While the sausages are starting to cook, cut up the pear, zucchini, and onion into bite sized chunks. (DO NOT DICE THEM.... it will get too mushy) Quarter the plum, remove the pit, and then slice up the quarters into thin slices. The plum will lend a tartness to the meal that is incomparable. Turn your sausages over. Once all the produce is sliced and chopped, add it to the pan. Your water by this time will have almost simmered out, so add more water to once again cover the sausages.Add black pepper and garlic to taste. Keep your heat at medium for about another 6 minutes or so, then turn
Actual Video W/music
Video in has the song in it....let's hope photobucket doesn't take it out too.....
Fubar Common Sense & Safety 101...
Hey kids, what's shaking? So I was bored and going through the ol blogs this afternoon and saw something I posed almost three years ago to the day and figured I'd share with those who either weren't here or don't know.. All these people talking about so and so is stalking me, this person is pervert, this one is a loser, watch out for this one.. blah blah blah .. have made me think..remember proof is > all. For what proof really is and how to establish your case, feel free to check out any of the 400+ postings over the past three years, and stay tuned for a future info-mercial in the future, but without proof well, it's basically just he said she said drama. One person saying something is one thing, two even eh, but when you start approaching double digits of the same people sayin the same stuff that don't know each other, yeah that's a sign of bigger with that in mind... I think its time for a little Fubar or even Internet Safety 101. 1. READ profiles!! if they d
10k In 20 Seconds
Those that know me know that I rarely ask for help. If I can do it on my own, I do it on my own - and I only ask for help with things that I can't manage to do by myself. So here's something YOU can do to help, AND you'll get some bucks for it! :p That's always the great equalizer, right? Rate This Pic: Rate it, send me a message that you rated it, and I'll send you 10,000 fubucks for the ONE picture rate. That's worth 20 seconds of your time, right? Oh - and if you use the "Share" option on the photo and let me know that you did - I'll send you a little extra, too :p I know that people will view this and still not take the time to rate it...but for those that do, I appreciate it. The photo with the most rates in the album will win a bling pack, and being a late entry, he's way behind. Thanks for paying it forward, Fubies. Muah!
I was hoping to rejoin the human race 5/7/10 and return to work. I have just spoke to my University today and they've told me that since my foot is still fractured that there is noway they would allow me to return to practice at present. Even though the consultant said I could, university are going to overrule him. They do not believe it is in my interests or the interests of the patients to return and have been told to get another sick note when I see my local G.P. tomorrow.   I really don't know if I can take another 4 weeks off on the sick without going bananas .... I am so fucking bored and my arse is soooooooooo fucking fat I could scream!!!!!!!!!!  
Red, White,and Fu Contest
Want to earn prizes?  Prizes like VIP, Bomb, Autos, Boomerang, and more?  Wanna do it without having to get naked?  Yeah believe it or not a guy on fubar is gonna hold a contest where you can win prizes and keep your pants on!!!!  You're welcome. The more entries the more prizes there will be.  I may add a Happy Hour to the mix.  Prizes will be spread amonst winners.  The rules to qualify. 1. A non edited pic of you. 2.  The colors red, white, and blue must appear in the pic somewhere.  This could be on you or a prop.  It doesn't have to be patriotic.  (you can't edit these colors into the picture) 3.  This must be submitted by 1 am fu time aka Pacific time Thursday/Friday.  The contest will begin soon after with the prizes announced at that time.  The folder with the pics will open up. To win: A combo of most photos and comments will win/rank.  Tie breaker if needed will be highest average rate. Now to enter either message me, shoutbox me, or respond here.  We'l
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Ode To A "b"
As I sit here, I reflect on all the good things that start with the letter B. Bed Books Boobs Beer Blu-ray Bondage Bars (not the iron kind) Blondes Brunettes Babes Boobs (they are so nice they get listed twice) Bagels Breakfast Bacon (not the Canadian kind though, that's just ham) Blogs Burritos and other B things...
The Smartphoners
“The event that came to be known as The Pulse began at 3:03 p.m., eastern standard time, on the afternoon of October 1. The term was a misnomer, of course, but within ten hours of the even, most of the scientists capable of pointing this out were either dead or insane…” (Stephen King, Cell) If you’ve ever read Stephen King’s novel, Cell, then you already know he created a world where a cell phone signal changed the majority (all cell phone users which is nearly everyone these days) of he world’s population into rage filled maniacs only slightly more functional than zombies but still hell bent on destruction and human consumption. Even if you haven’t read it, it’s still a pretty easy premise to comprehend and also critical to understanding my belief that he’s possibly psychic or he, at least, is getting some of his story ideas from psychics like the three nippled gypsy in Mallrats. You see, I own a Blackberry and I&rsquo
Read Me!!!!!!!
I swear, if it wasn't for bad luck, i would have no luck at all :/the past few days have been a little fucked up for me. I made the decision to let my kids go to michigan with their dad for awhile while i get my shit straight. Its harder than fuck to accept, but i know it will be better for them in the long run. I see no need for them to deal withthe bullshit im having to deal with right now. The one upside, is that when they come back, we will have our own place, and our own stuff, that will be just ours, and that in itself, will make me sleep better at night.   I just just kind of came to terms with that, when i get a call from my grandma. My cousin, who is barely 20, took so many pills in an attempted overdose, that they had trouble even getting the tube in to pump his stomach. thats something i cant quite wrap my mind completely around right how. It strikes me as terribly sad that he feels that life isnt worth living anymore, when it has barely began for him. Although, thank god,
The Sorbet Test
You're Sweet Because You're Zany You've got a little zing to you, and people appreciate your edge. You would never use your wit to hurt anyone, but you never pass up the opportunity for a good joke. Your take on the world is a little unconventional, and you don't mind entertaining people with your observations. You may not fit perfectly into the mainstream, but you wouldn't want to. You like being different. The Sorbet Test Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!
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I can't even remember what I wanted to say.
Moses Old.
Have you ever been invited out by your friends and when you get there.  Random Girl.  Your friends have decided to ninja fix you up.  Now, I don't drink, I don't have an issue with it, it doesn't bother me.  I actually like seeing the changes in people between drinks.  It's amusing.  But this girl is drunk.  I don't mean healthy buzz, talkative drunk.  I mean can't string four coherent sentences together drunk.  She can't NOT talk about herself for more than a few slurred words.  As  a side question..... Why is it, every girl under a certain age at the bar is snapping a hundred pictures of themselves, screaming like they're on vacation?  These girls aren't visiting from another country.  They probably live in the neighborhood and sit in there 6 nights a week.  Calm the fuck down and gain some perspective.  So I'm sitting here with this self centered narcissistic, black hole of a human being when the band starts.  Of course, depressing indie college rock bullshit.  Lovely.  Out of polit
Some People Really Dont Like To Get Logged Out..
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Just A Rant
In case its not obvious, I'm having horrible mood swings right now...and the assholes in my life make it much worse than it needs to be.   If I could just get my doctor to do the damn surgery already it would probably get better....   Well, maybe not, I've always been a bitch....   But at least I wouldn't have anything to add to it :)  
I Do Believe In Miracles!!!!
So...   I spent the last few days away at Musikfest.   What a BLAST!!!!!  Check it sometime, if ya can!!! This big 10 day gig, where they close off the streets & you party & listen to music & eat good food etc... all day & night long.  Anyway, on Sunday, I got to see Sublime w/ROME & The Dirty Heads.   Was an awesome rocking show!   After the show we saw fireworks & then another Jazzy Rock Band & danced for the rest of the night.  A MOST FABULOUS TIME INDEED!!!  The next morning, when I woke up,  My Moms' (RIP) wedding band, that I have been wearing on my index finger,since she passed away,  was gone. OMG.....Sadness & a Heavy heart grew strong inside me......  yesterday also would have been Mom's 72nd Birthday & that made me even sadder...  Anyway, for 2-3 hours, we tore apart my brothers house & my car looking for the ring with no luck...  My brother, who works 2 minutes from the Musikfest grounds, sent me a text this morning that read  "Is this it?"   & there was a picture of
Street Team Prospects - Add The Silver Wings To Your "about Me"
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Fuck Off. Ppl Form Usa Are Pricks Bags. Thier Are Rude. Come To Canada The Poeple Will Help You So Fuck Off Ur Fat Ass Prick
What's Your Brain Like?
Your Brain is Organized You like a lot of structure in your life, and you're good at getting things in order. You have a good eye for details, and you are excellent at following difficult directions. You are a natural planner, and you always feel a bit lost if you don't have a plan drawn up. You like to have a routine and stick to it. Chaos stresses you out. What's Your Brain Like? Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!
i dont have many. lots of aquaintences. not many friends. especially ones like my pal last night. i went to see iggy and stooges with my pal and his old lady. they drove. i forgot my wallet. they drove all the way back home. then back to the city. after the show we went to this bar/eatery which was expensive (for this guy who is broke and sucks at life and such) and my pal paid the tab. period. entree. like 4 fucking appetizers. drinks. 'no man, its your belated birthday.' jesus christ. and i got another pal who also has been extremely nice to me lately as well. not too mention my 4 old roommates who i went to see for my birthday, who TRIED to take care of everything, but im a sneaky bastard. or my one super-pal on here who is always 'i miss you' 'where the fuck are you?' 'hang out more' 'hey red queer where the fuck have you been?!' all the time. anygays. its weird. im not a good person. im not a good friend. i try. but i fail miserably. im absent minded. its nothing personal, honest.
[while Contemplating Lunch]
I had a few things to share.Last night I had the most awful dream, I had my 1/144 Black Tri-stars Gouf finished, and there was something about drug dealersanyway as I was positioning the model the paint started to run off on my fingers like water colors.I couldn't stop it! So I gave in, threw it in a vat of warm alchohol and let it dissolveand it started melting the kit, so I pulled it out and started looking for purple power, and for some reason, the Gouf told me he felt heavy...his eye had been revealed during the melt, and it looked at me imploringly,almost disdainfully! So I started hacking off parts... I rounded off the spikes and I pulled the tubes out, and before long the kit was back to blue... and very strange looking, he commented on his new appearancecritically, stating that he looked like a retarded Zaku I... and he went silent after I cut his lil mouth piece off. What does it mean?Oh then I cleaned up the house some so I could actually get back to my unfini
Boredom Inherited From Husky Redneck
I was "tagged" by Husky Redneck to try and come up with a trivia question after answering his. So I have one.  Who was the assassin of the masked president of the fairies? Major Hint: it's from the movie Wizards. That's all the clues you get. And try not to use Google or Yahoo or any search engine. First person to post the correct answer here gets a 1-credit bling, their choice. Rock on!Shawn
The Three Way - Continuations In Sexual Harrassment
I had mentioned in the blog comments of my sexual harrassment blog about a story involving a threeway. No not that kind of threeway, but yeah, that's where the harrassment comes in.  This woman at work was talking about how she was e-mailing two other women, one at one company, and one at another.  She and the woman at the abc company were having problems e-mailing the woman at xyz company.  So she said on the phone "I'll have my I/T department look at it." We overheard her, and I said "Oh now we are your I/T department eh?"  She came into the office and sighed  "I am having problems with my three way e-mails" After a moment of silence I asked "Well, who initiated the three way?" She said that she did. So I asked "Have you successfully had three ways in the past?" She said that she did. I asked "Are you always the initiator?" She indicated that sometimes one of the other women did. I said "And when did your threeway problems start occuring?" At this point my co-worker sai
Don't Be Fooled By Me
Don't Be Fooled By Me Author-Unkown  Don't be fooled by me.Don't be fooled by the face I wear, for I wear a thousand masks.Masks that I'm afraid to take off and none of them are me.Pretending is an art that's second nature with me, but don't be fooled.For God's sake don't be fooled.I give the impression that I'm secure.That all is sunny and unruffled with me, within as well as without.That confidence is my name and coolness my game;That the waters calm and I'm in command.And that I need no one.But don't believe me. PleaseMy surface may seem smooth, but my surface is my mask.Beneath this lies no complacence.Ben
Donkey Schon!
Thanks to everyone who bombed me, rated me, pimped me, put me in their status, etc, during my Happy Hoar. I tried to bomb everyone - especially those who bomb me regularly, but if I missed you out it's not personal. It's more to do with the fact that an hour isn't a long time when you're out your tree on pain killers and cannabis. Thanks again - you guys are fuckin cool :D
Pete's Three Brains Visit The Va
Today I had my appointment to apply and interview at the local VA hospital.  I believe in some small ways, it may actually be easier to become a Veteran than to volunteer to help one out.  I can understand, they want to make sure I am not just volunteering at the hospital to see if I can score some oxycotin or something, but still.   I had to go through a process that includes a background check, fingerprinting, two TB tests, and a live fire exercise (ok I made that part up) My three brains had a heck of a time today going through the process. Brain:  Well this place is laid out in this formation, construction seems 60's era Heart:  Look at all these poor veterans, we're doing the right thing helping. Penis: zzzz Brain:  There is the office for the girl with whom we have an appointment Penis:  Girl pretty... Heart:  Shut it, we're not here for that Brain:  It appears she is not wearing a ring Heart:  Quit helping him Brain:  We have to go upstairs to get finger printed.  Pen
Below The Belt
I've been thinking a lot here lately about getting my *clears throat* hood pierced. I've heard it can make you cum just from walking! A  friend of mine has hers done and LOVES it. She has assured me if I go to a decent piercer it won't hurt and there won't be any chance of her slipping and making me unable to cum. The kicker is there can be no sex for six weeks :(   So any advice from my pervy friends?   (P.S. Yes there will be pictures if I do get it )
babyjesus36 secs -- 68 of 68 odie and his itchy foreskin said: u need to do something about your privacy settings on this place...too allow anyone that has a link to me and no fubar acct to view my salute is absolutely absurd...some people actually like privacy... babyjesus said: salutes are totally public, they always have been and they always will be.-mike
Sex With Neighboor Girl? Yes Please!
 im going to answer here on the  10 most often asked questions. (you were really thinking im going to write of my secret afection torwards my neighbour?!) so if you are reading this it either means you love me and you are a good friend of mine wanting to know me a bit better (and i will love you for that forever!)  or you've asked me one of the questions and ive sent you here. QUESTION 1 : WHAT IS THE SIZE OF YOUR BRA? ARE THOSE BOOBS REAL? YOU HAVE HUGE/ BIG / MASSIEVE TITIES YOU KNEW ABOUT THAT?Why do you need my bra size? are you going to buy me lingerie? if so than its DD 42 i like red and black the most. Yes they are real.... thank you Mommy (h) well you see them on the static picture i see them moving, shaking, bouncing 24/7 so thank you captain obvious i do know my breasts are rather big than small ;D QUESTION 2: ARE YOU SINGLE? WHY ARE YOU SINGLE? Yes, I am single. Why? because i can, because i want and because it's good for me. when/if i will meet a guy who blows my min
What's Wrong With This Picture...
Just sayin... And this umm yeah.. Nice to see the failboat still showing sailboat how it's done.. Happy MLK Day!
So I was meant to take the stupid effing Clio into a car auction tomorrow, not going for a private sell because the electronics are MESSED up. But I have to DRIVE the stupid car to the auction place, well I was gonna get my mum to drive it then I follow in my Yaris to take her home. Anyway my mum just backed it out of the drive to put in the front (so I won't be blocked in by my brother's car when he comes home) and the car STINKS of burning...rubber/metal or burning car stuff smell. But it's only in REVERSE that it was doing that.   My mum says she isn't going to drive it to the auction house and I hate driving that car anyway. I can't do it in a private sell because it won't go for much. UGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH and I dunno whether its worth fixing and then re-selling or just selling it as reduced price.     Anyone know WTF going in reverse would make the bonnet smoke and seem like it's gonna blow up???
Me Time
It's a ME night.  :) Soaked in a Warm Vanilla Sugar bubble bath, gave myself a mani and a pedi, shaved all areas which needed shaved, and slathered myself in Warm Vanilla Sugar lotion and Cherry Vanilla scented perfume.  I smell yummy.  Relaxing with a cup of Madigascar Red tea. :D   Got some poetic justice today and I am in a fine mood.  :)   Don't mess it up.  ;)   /rates dravenx a 1  
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Taking A Little Trip
So I am stepping out on a limb that would be very umcomfortable to many. I am going to visit my fu wife for 10 days. I love her with all my heart. We do not always agree but we always end up meeting eye to eye. When I was just a small fu she took me under her wing and showed me some good ppl. I have to say this to those ppl... Mom we have tossled and tangled but we always seem to fall into each others arms...Sorry for being an ass of late. Been very tired and at my ropes end...Thank you for standing by the ass I can be. Chrissy... I love you with all my heart you are an asewome and talented fubarbarian. When you get a chance say howdy please....I miss you Sandy...Sandy you are a very kind and sweethearted woman...always there to pimp me. You melted my heart many times. Saturn....I so love your sense of humor. I feel if we ever got toghther for lunch we would probably not eat much...and if we did we would end up spitting it out our noses. Thomas...I got your # and I would really lo
30 Day Song Challenge - Day 1
I saw this on Twitter and I'm going to try to do it here.  Of course, I'll only do it on days when I'm at work since those are the days I have a computer. Here it goes.  Feel free to join in. Day 01 – Your favorite song   Much easier said than done.  I mean, what do you base this on, right?  Since there are so many opportunities in this list to share songs that I love, I went with the first one that came to mind here.  Probably not my absolute favorite, but I don't think I have one of those... Day 02 – Your least favorite songDay 03 – A song that makes you happyDay 04 – A song that makes you sadDay 05 – A song that reminds you of someoneDay 06 – A song that reminds of you of somewhereDay 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain eventDay 08 – A song that you know all the words toDay 09 – A song that you can dance toDay 10 – A song that m
Fubar Fun Photos 101.
Happy Mid week kids, I found these and thought you all might find them amusing...god knows we sure need some lolz around here... Hope ya'll are having fun out there..bah. Peace.
Sweat And Suncreen.
I’m hoping I just prevented my yard from making the transition from meadow to rainforest. It was -this- close. Indeed, I held up thumb to index finger merely a breath apart. The attempt that was made to clear out the weeds before I moved into this house was half-assed, like much of the installation of the albeit amazing quality materials inside the place, but I can’t wait around and hope that the landlord sends someone over that’s actually willing to do what he’s being paid for. That is clearly too much to ask. You can’t give $20 to a day laborer and expect them to do $50 worth of work. I don’t know for sure if that was the case, but it happens a lot around here. I actually had a little fun working outside. Every time I abolished some kind of post-dandelionesque bloom, I imagined a combination of Horton Hears a Who’s and that alien race inside the locker on Men In Black being catastrophized. Yes, that’s a word, because I used it and
Busting Up A Starbucks
Today was a day of crunching through simple stuff at work.  That means it’s a day I pull out my ipod and listen to whole albums.  Listening to this song reminded me of my not so little music project a couple years ago when I listened to all my songs.   Rewind even farther – the summer I got my ipod I heard a joke that ipods were expensive music players to just listen to your favorite 50 songs.  Now I listen to a lot and different music.  I’m not the type to get sick of a song within a week because I listened to it over and over and over and over and over.  So I decided to listen to every single song on my ipod, about 1,000 songs, as either my own little protest or show of defiance.  Back then my digital, vinyl, and cd music were still separate.  Now being an analytical type I did it in alphabetical order so I could track how far along I was.   I thought about doing it again over the years but it seemed overwhelming to listen to every song since my digital collecti
["uuh" Moments Are Not Allowed]
So last night I get a job offer at 4:36 P.M. from a temp agency here in Indy for a safety watch (I found out what the hell that means 10 minutes ago) job in Fredonia. Fredonia is over 30 miles to the north of here. My car gets 18 miles to the gallon. 60 miles a day/18= 3.33 gallons 3.33x$4.00= $13.32 per day. That's not a great thing. Anyway the original offer was May 2nd to May 15th, 8 hour shifts. "Outdoors and indoors". I said I was iffy, but I think you people know I'm a very cautious and calculating person- I'm not some idiot that commits to every damn offer under the sun. So- After making the round trip (which was actually quite a pleasant (albeit LONG) drive) (parentheses inside (parentheses=time paradox)) and getting to the cement plant's gate, I think to myself "yeah I can probably do this". Its a 40 minute commute too. That's unheard of where I come from. Anyway- 12/hour 40 hour weeks 2 weeks. Almost $1000. Not bad right? I call this morning for the "yeah I can proba
Dem Bones
Just an update for all who knew, and a thank you for the well wishes.  My grammy took a fall earlier in the week,  and broke her hip. She's 82.  The fracture was somewhat below the ball joint, in what they call the neck of the femur. She had bypass few years back, so has been on coumadin since, and after tests at the time of her admission the surgeons met and decided her blood was too thin for surgery, and they had to wait for the medication to dwindle out of her sytem, and estimated a couple of days fopr that. Theyve had her sedated heavily so she would be comfortable, as possible anyway. Today they said her bloodwork was suitable for the procedure, and they scheduled her for 1pm. An emergency case came in and backed her up to 430. They were able to put a rod in successfully despite its location, and  she was out about 7pm. They said everything went quite well, and that she didnt need any blood to supplement her loss during. She's still not really coherent tonight, but should be c
The Sound Of A Broken Heart
                                                               The sound of a Broken Heart               When was the last time you fell in love?,          have you ever felt that way before?,          and when you felt that feeling you had,          was it all that you wanted and more?             I fell in love sometime ago,          and my heart just came alive ,          and each day we were together          my heart would continue to thrive.           All of the sudden something happened,          on one fatefull day,          it was something we never expected when          our hearts just went astray.           Don't ever mess with a happy heart,        cause it can end in the blink of an eye,        and when that happens you can't be prepared        no matter how hard you try.            What is the sound of a Broken Heart?,         I guess it all makes sense,         I never heard the sound of a Broken Heart,         ' til all I heard was silence.
just a hair aggitated right now ...    for an update to my friends and why i am FLIPPIN green ... well I am hearted so much.  and have attempted to change my stuff n things on here.  that I can NOT use fb to log in anymore .. soo i have had to now START all over.  all my bling, my VIP and other manglings are now STUCK!!! ... lvl 28 is long past and I will now be needing to start it all over ... **goes to my corner and pouts**   so now looks like I am going to be everything from here. which means I will be doing a lot soon.  so while I am green you can take full advantage of it ... but once I get my family back .... i go back to shutting this thing down.     lubbz n huggz n stuffz Maia
This Weekend's Featured Fake...
Ok enough of the drama and bs. Ready for some good old fashioned fun? Ok. Here we go... User: Profile pics with no salute & looking for credits. Shock shocker: Real person who's pictures they are using and pretending to be: Lacey Brooks. They can be located on : Never ends huh? I wonder how many people paid for this when they can see it for free? LoL. Have a great weekend.
How To Save A Ton On Your Groceries! It Really Works!....
Well, this is a little different, but we like to diversify here... You know that TLC show Extreme Couponing where people save like 90% or more on their groceries? If you don't, feel free to Google it. Anyways, of late we decided that we were going to try it to see if it was for real or some trick or scam, or something with a "catch" to it you know?..Well....believe it or not, this stuff actually works!! This is perfect for a single mom, dad, or family that is either struggling to make ends meet, or are tired of paying the ever-escalating cost of food these days (anyone notice how much a loaf of bread has gone up in the past year?). The price of corn alone has gone up over 100% in just the past six months!! For example, last night I went to Wal Mart with a $1 off coupon off of Rayovac Batteries that was printed from the Rayovac facebook. They were marked at .97. Guess what? These battieres were free !!! Won't have to worry about the remote for If you're curious about t
Girls Licking Girls
ACK! My husband left the room and the TV is on OWN *that's Oprah's channel, people* and I don't want to get up but Oprah gave her girlfriend, Gayle King, her own show. So tell me; How much of Oprah's Blow Pop did Gayle have to lick to get her own show on OWN? A LOT A LITTLE *I ran out of MuMMs today.....
Ermmmmm Take 2
As a follow up to my last blog full of updates realized this ne was locked still...fixed that) Here is the latest...if you are lost please refer to my last blog   Dad is having a final surgery next week but I am sure he will make it fine..he is too ornery not to. Hayley IS goin to the camp, i just really hope she keeps an open mind about stuff and walks away from it with something positive. In light of my divore bein final in Oct.....things havent wet too badly since he has been here, we are havin a fam party for my lil guido on Weds for his bday...and takin him to Xmen Origins...the this weekend takin him to the Ren their pics done yesterday as a 20's style flapper/gangster... will load t soon. Walked around Manitou for a bit...I miss it in that area...after Oct i plan to try to move back. olorado Springs is my home...and i have always wated t goback so what better time
No Lolly Licking, But You Can Have Hella Nasty Cleavage And Fat Rolls Scrolling
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Stupidity Should Be Painful.
Ok, so, I'm a judgemental asshole. I admit it and I refuse to apologize for it. Wait a second, hear me out. I don't judge EVERYONE or EVERYTHING. I judge stupidity and the people who continue to make the same stupid, painful, alienating mistakes over and over again. Like me! I judge and criticize myself relentlessly before anyone else. It's not like I think I'm better than everyone. God no. However, I TRY not to make the same mistakes over and over again. TRY is the key word. Most people don't even try. Would you continue to put your hand on a scalding hot stove if you knew you'd get second degree burns? Uhh, no! Yes, I get it, we're all human and humans make mistakes. Humans are also mammals and mammals are social creatures which means they're smarter by design. We learn from the people around us, by society, our friends and family. STOP PUTTING YOUR HAND ON THE GOD DAMN HOT ASS STOVE!! Look, I'm that friend that sticks by your side the first 20 times you fuck up. I'm lendin
Finally, I Did The Smart Thing
So today was a chill day... Felt myself getting antsy and cranky.. So instead of eating something I didn't need, or watching tv, or getting online   I went for a 2 mile walk/run. I say it like thta because I am training to run. They suggest walk 5 min, run thrity sec, walk 2 min, run thirty sec for the first week. I tried to move up, but I had to keep hitting my inhaler, so I am repeating week 1 until I do not need my inhaler.   I feel pretty proud of myself, and damn awesome.
A Rant & Reality Check...welcome Back!....
So it's been awhile. I figured that I would write -something- to let everyone know that I am not dead, contrary to what some wish ..I've been busy with real life things and sick for about 2 weeks now. Yanno, a job with overtime, etc. Making progress, going forward, doing important things. That's about the extent of it really. Real life has to take a leading role, which it always should.. ..but I have peeped in and out, used my pimpouts where they are best needed and stuff in the past month or so. Safe to say, based on what I have seen, Fubar is doing just fine in my "absence"... ...or is it? ...let's see. I don't have any current fakes to nuke, no cheaters to break news on at the moment. Mostly because I've been disconnected or as some say truly "unplugged" from all this for a hot minute here. Of course I am sure they are rampant and I'm sure the same people are doing the same stuff they always do. I mean, take 15 min to look around. It's not that hard to realize
My Hero
                                                               MY HERO     Holding hands walking in the park   caught up in our conversation   didn't even realize it was dark.      Sharing stories of what life may bring,    and our wedding day, what songs    we want them to sing.      It would've been perfect    in every way,    but you were in the military    and were called away.      I remember when I watched you pack    though I didn't want to beleive it,    I knew there was a  chance    you may not be coming back.      As you boarded the ship,    I waved from the pier    though I tried not to cry    I wiped back a tear.      I knew you'd be coming back    so I watched all the clocks    as time passed it got easier    til the chaplain came by and    told me your convoy was hit    they found your body with your    gun in your hands, face down in the rocks.      When they bring you home     I'll have your uniform pressed     with all your medals, ri
In The Eye's Of A Child
                                                                 In The Eye's of A Child            In The Eye's Of A Child,       there is no anger or hate       you're friends with everyone,       and everythings great.          In The Eye's Of A Child,       there is no pain or sorrow,       cause you know everything       will always be better tomorrow.          In The Eye's Of A Child,       there is no win or lose       just calling it a tie       is what you choose.          In The Eye's Of A Child,       there is no trouble or fear       'cause you know a friend        is always near.            In The Eye's Of A Child,         you could see         it's not what could've been,         but what could be.            In The Eye's Of A Child,            there is no war,            a simple handshake or hug            you forget what you were fighting for.            If Only Adults Could See           In The Eyes Of A Child.
Today's Band & Point Trivia 8/3/2011
Today's Featured Band for the Battle of the Bands in this here blog today is.... The Public Trust@ fubar GO check em out and vote in today's Also today's Fubar Trivia Question to get my points tomorrow..congrats to today's winner !...ok here goes... Back in CherryTap and early Fubar days, there was a macros program used to cheat to get points, rank and fans on the site. It was owned and operated by a disgruntled ex-member who had alot of referrals. This program was disabled years ago and why we have bouncer checks today. What was the -original- name of that program? First person to leave the correct answer gets my points tomorrow or someone of their choosing for free. Good luck!
I Deleted You Because:
I deleted you because: (here are a few reasons why I delete people, if you feel I am in error please try again)   If you Never had a conversation with me..I deleted you. If you shouted me lame as lines like "Can I see your NSFW?"..I deleted you If you only added me to see if I had any Nudes...I deleted you If you had no salute....I deleted you However I did keep some of you for eye candy. *blushes* If You had pics of your cock and begged me to view it...I absolutely deleted you. FYI guys pictures of cocks do not turn if you have a nice body..... :) If you are a punk ass to my best friend...I deleted thankful I can't reach you from here. If you are a Bully...I deleted you and am most likely stalking you to find out where you live. I despise bullies. My job in life is to protect people and to teach them how to defend them selves against bullies and attackers. If I see you lighting up my bar tab liking and rating everyone but not even passing by my page....I de
My Sexual Fanstay
I want to strip you naked throw you on the bed then climb on top of you riding you while I rub your chest, kissing your neck then I will tie you to the bed and have my way with you but first I will go to the kitchen to get whipped cream and warm honey and change into a sexy shear robe, when I come back I pour the warm honey on your skin then lick it off from your belly button to you Adams apple, then I say, "the only way you can get free is by giving me what I need." Grabbing the whipped cream putting it on your lips to taste then going down towards your hips putting the whipped cream on your hot hard cock and around your balls and as you watch I take one ball in my mouth sucking the whipped cream off then going to the other doing the same. Then lick all the way up your cock as I take you into my mouth (mmmm you taste so good) you lift your hips making yourself go deeper into my throat as I come back up off you. I ask," so what do you want from me?" you say, I want you. So I slide my p
I don't know if linking a video in here will even work, but I'll try.   I watch court shows (whatever, shut up) and one of them is The People's Court. I watched this episode yesterday and found out today that my husband works with the plaintiff. :D He's a dumbass; thought I'd share.     Okay, since Missyfits isn't fubar support, I will be linking the video in the comments. :P      
Lost And Found
                                                                         Lost And Found      I saw an Angel    in a crowded room one day    and I was never the same,    she took what was once a dead heart    brought it back to life, and I didn't    even know her name.      Heaven lost an Angel that day    and I'm glad I was around    you came into my life    and I opened my heart    where you could be safe and sound.      How you ever got lost    Heaven only knows,    the longer you stay    the better I feel    and my love for you    will forever grow.      Will you stay with me my Angel,     will you stay with me my gift from above?,     if you do I promise you     a lifetime full of love.
'twas The Night Before Christmas 2011
                                                            'Twas The Night Before Christmas 2011     'Twas the night before Christmas     and all through the land,     all the children have fewer presents     in their cute little hands.      With funds so low      and unemployment so high      instead of smiles and laughter      there will be tears and cries.      As Santa flies over      with his reindeer and sleigh      houses are now empty      where families used to stay.       As he got on his sleigh     and flew out of sight     I heard him exclaim     "This Is Just Too Sad,       I'm Going Home Early Tonight."
Too Easy
Raymond Young: hey whats up how are you doing? would you mind having a clean decent non-perverted normal conversation with me? btw your a very beautiful woman and i would love it if we can chat and get to know each other a little bit better 8:08am Suga Lips: I think you've asked me this about twice before and ended up blocking me because you didn't like my response. You should probably just skip to the blocking me part and save us the trouble. 8:09am Raymond Young: im not gonna block you 8:21am Suga Lips: Why do you ask about having non perverted conversations and then comment on someone's looks? It seems like you wouldn't mention them at all. 8:22am Raymond Young: i dont judge anyone's looks 8:26am Suga Lips: So why mention them? 8:26am Raymond Young: am i not allowed to compliment someone 8:27am Suga Lips: Just seems strange to say you want a non perverted convo then tell me I'm beautiful and you want to get
So I'm hoping that I can win the spotlight Friday. I could really use some help in getting the funds for it. I don't have anything to offer you for donating, except a Thank You!   I'd really appreciate it.
I remember the damndest things about a woman.How she pulls up her jeans when she's in a hurryhow she smells after workthe way the edge of her nose turns red in June.For the life of me I can't remember her middle nameor whether or not we had sex and after which partiesI can remember to stay madand the tight skin on her neck.I can remember when it all comes crashing downand the exact moment it ends.That brittle moment ago where you were in loveright between stranger and need.I remember tryingmy damndestto make something out of it.Now...Just where exactly am I?
  So I actually called this person a friend. He apparently got pissed off at me when I had to leave abruptly earlier. We've been hit with storms ALL DAY LONG. There were tornadoes coming towards us from the east, west, and from the south. Yeah. I live in Alabama. Go figure.  You're more than welcome to check all the video footage of the tornadoes. They're already on youtube.  Stupid fuckers.   Yes, I'm still alive. Yes, you're still a douchebag.
All For Granted...
Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. And yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four, or five times more? Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless.  
So Uh, Hello
Whats new in your world?
♥ Life ♥
I found this amazing thing…   Attached to this thing was another thing, but this thing was a bit longer with twists and some other things knotted in…   I followed the thing and tackled some things and came across a couple of other things..   I looked down the thing to my right and as far as I could see... the thing was pretty easy and smooth…   I looked down the thing to the left and saw more twisty things…   I selected the thing to my right, of course… and went in search of more things…   Just as I thought, this thing was a calm thing, a comforting thing, a needed thing, but a very boring thing almost depressing thing a thing that never seemed to end thing…until…   I came across several other things!!!   This time, I took on the center thing, it looked the bumpiest and most difficult and…   O M G!! LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS!!!
Hi... I'm Going To Die
As most of you know I took a long fubreak. Real life has been kicking my ass and I'm finally ready to come back and talk about it. It started over a year ago, I saw a doctor for a physical and to see if I could discover the reason for the symptoms I was having. I had been getting sick on and off for a while (I'll spare you the details). She called me in for tests results and had 5 pages- starting with the less severe (vitamin deficiency) and working towards more severe with each page. My sarcastic sense of humor cut her off and asked "So what's page 5? Cancer?" Page 4 was possible cancer. Growing up, cancer was the worst possible illness I ever heard about. Everyone knows what cancer is and everyone knows its bad. So if page 4 is the worst thing I can think of- what's page 5? Page 5 was scleroderma. I had never heard of it before. She told me not to worry, that more tests needed to be done to confirm it and she would refer me to a specialist. Over the next year (this past
Been A While But....
Hitchhiker writing 'Kindness of America' book shot   go montana!
My Birthday
Well, today is my birthday. I have this wonderful ability to have a day that starts out great and ends up going to shit. It's not like I plan it, it just happens. This year was no exception. At midnight I go in the bedroom to check on my boys and make sure they are asleep. My oldest wakes up and asks me if it's midnight yet. I look at the clock and tell him that it is. He was offically the first person to tell me Happy Birthday. It was sweet. He got up and went to the bathroom and had everyone in the living room sing me Happy Birthday. I couldn't help buy smile. When I wake up I have tons of messages on Facebook and a few on here telling me to have a great birthday. It was sweet to know that people remember me on a special day. I was a little bummed that I'd seen my Dad make comments on other people's pages and not say anything to me. Of course he's not one to really say anything to me at all. Hell, on Mother's Day he didn't even say hi. I go to work and everything was good. First
Really? Still?
from: austenbill spid... good moring happy teas me tast me thursdayand go cowboys... United States subject: hi received: 09/5/2012 01:37 pm replied: no   block this member cancer dont care if your strate or gayand ther is nothing wrong with being strate or gaybut ther is someing wrong with haveng what you was born with removedyou was born with a dick ther 4 it was ment 2 beyou was born with a pussy ther 4 it was ment 2 bethats just an opoion i bleav if you had it removed it ment your not happy being a man and if a woman has hers removed and a dick put on she was on happy being a womanmen put ther dicks in a pussy be cues thats how a true peplo have kids         ok i would love to respond, but i have no idea what the fuck he is saying to me
For The Guys With The Staus "using 3 Words If You Woke Up Next To Me In Bed, What Wood U Say?"
This is for all those peeps that have in their status "Using 3 worda what wood u say If you woke up next to me in bed?" So, using only 3 words. Here are some of my responses. They can all stand on their own (for the most part) hehe!!   where am I? Who are U? I know U? From the bar! I did wut? U did what? Did U enjoy? he he he!! take any pics? oh wuts that? good morning wood! I want it cum over here slide it in mmm feels good! roll me over got any lube? I luv it! stroke it baby oh yes please! pull it out u gunna cum? on my face! I luv it! that was nice! where's my clothes? where's my car? got to go! call me sometime! that wuz fun!
Fu Like It's You.
DISCLAIMER (b/c i've already been asked): The derogatory statements in this blog refer to people who are not even on my friends list. if i had an issue with a good friend on here, i wouldn't voice it in the form of a public blog, ffs.:)) i’ve been un-Fu'y the past few weeks. there's a couple reasons for that.  primarily, it's because my local bestie, Kara, moved overseas to Bristol this week in order to get her MA in Geology (with an emphasis on Dinosaurs!
Winds Of Change
There was a time when the wind reminded me of you Of a Love of a loss of a bridge that can no longer be crossed It carried sadness and pain and whispered your name Cutting through me like your unexpected good bye  But it now brings a new hope a breath of fresh air It's silent and comforting  Time has passed and the wind it no longer cares To carry your memory to me It brings me strength and life and a presence of mind That this was all just meant to be For the growth of a loving & stronger more confident me
To Bling Or Not To Bling? That Is The Question?
To Bling or not to Bling? That is the question? To bling someone can be a double edged sword. Let's say I find a girl cute, interesting and she seems intelligent and I want to get her attention well the easiest way to do that is to bling her right? The problem with that is that I have noticed that when u bling someone when u first meet them on Fubar there is a strong possibility that you have set the wrong tone for the Fu friendship especially if it is an expensive bling. People are people and when u set that tone right out of the gate the expectation even though some of u will say it is not the case is that you will continue to bling them through out the friendship cuz if u dont they will wonder why u dont bling them any more?? The blinger then must decide if he or she wants to keep coming out of pocket to continue to bling this person or persons in order to maintain that level of attention you have established with that person. In many cases it can be a fucked if u do fucked if u don
Running Results To Election Mumm Contest
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I'm Sorry
First off, I want to say I am sorry. Sorry for being so very down and so fucked up lately.. It seems like more and more everyday.. less and less people talk to me.. That is a contibuting factor. I used to have a lot of people to talk to. Now two maybe three on a good day. by being pushed away by people has caused me to be silent and within myself.  It is even happening on Facebook now. I have been pushed away by some people. Secondly, I started going into a lounge where the women were on cam with their massive cleavage showing and my jealousy kicked in and went on overdrive. The more and more I was in there.. the more and more messed up my head became.. I know a few of you noticed me becoming more and more obsessed with it and withdrawn. Thirdly, knowing the big breasted women own and run this site and women that look like me are treated like second class people here. I know you are going to say they don't, but they do. Just look at the top people here and see what they have.  I know i
I Am Not Your Perfection
My face plain awkward in look noticeably clumsy in my own skin a quiet tongue afraid to speak a mind thirsty always seeking knowledge a passion for life fueled by struggles no less a person , no more a fool on my sleeve a sensitive heart beats counting blessings like minutes to raise my self esteem I am not your perfection I grow leery of your definition of words such as beauty and intellect Shall I question my worth just because I do not fit your quintessential mold the things you define as beauty can only fade with time lines form and take over where perfection once dwelt the mind slows with age forgetting the quotes you once threw around as if they were your own I think I shall let my passion be my beauty my thirst for knowledge my intellect for fiery passion can never be extinguished a true thirst never quenched    
Since you're  a magician...   prove it.
It's always funny to me how when one of my friends is single they will talk to me all the time. Eventually they get a girlfriend or someone they are interested in and I'm a "no one". Do I ever want all of their time? Nah...I really don't. However, a conversation every once in a while would be nice. I can always tell when they break up too. All of the sudden my friend is back. Talking to me like nothing ever happened, like they'd talked to me every day. I think it's quite funny.   I would like to know, though, why does this happen? Why am I only a good friend when they aren't with or interested in someone else? Ideas?
Well Fuck You
Seriously. If your girlfriend makes you delete friends that are girls...there's a HUGE issue. If it's not your girlfriend doing it, be a fucking man and just tell me what is going on. I'm a big girl, I'm pretty sure I'd understand.   I'm not in a bad  mood and I need to take a nap. I really think some "men" need to grow balls and get over it.
Creeper Tech
So I got an Android tablet.   I use Google for a lot of things. E-mail, address book, searches, blogger, Google +, YouTube, Hangouts for chatting, Chrome for browsing... a lot of things. Up until the day I finally bought the Google Nexus 7 tablet, I'd seen ads for it on various websites. I spent a lot of time on the Nexus site and a few others, confirming I'd made the right choice, but I never saw ads for the other tablets. The second I registered that I was a new Nexus 7 owner by logging into it via my Google account... the ads stopped showing up on those pages. I have friends in a band called SOS who are playing this evening. I just got a message that to see them at their starting time of 10pm that I should leave now. There was a notification, a map to the venue and estimated time to get there. I never even accepted the facebook invite they sent me. In fact, I never actually opened the email. Google knew. Monday I'm staying in a hotel in Terre Haute, Indiana. 25 miles from the c
Mumm Banned?
On NSFW smumms?
Lies Don't Need An Aeroplane
"if you show up at my home, i will not open the door. if you try to force your way, i will not hesitate to call the cops." in case you heard otherwise, those were my actual words. they apply to (almost) everyone on fubar. (those of you in parentheses know who you are. thank you for your friendship and support.) (also, even if i really like you and you try to break into my home and it isn't for some damned good reason, like we are drunk and i lost my keys, then i will also call the cops because GODDAMNIT JUST WAIT FOR ME TO COME TO THE DOOR.) if you have no idea what this is about, consider yourself fortunate. & if you do know what this is about, kindly tell the person spreading rumors to stfu and mind their own fucking business. kthxbye.
Longing the longing I have makes me ache it shakes me to my bones I need to hold you I need to feel you but we're so far away yet we are so attached as if someone took my better half and ripped it away I can't not think about you I can't not love you you are too much of me inspiring me to be who I am you are my alpha and omega I'll always hold you near from the depths of my heart I love you always never let me go if you do I could die don't play with my heart its too fragile for that just now picking up the pieces don't leave the puzzle undone I'll give you everything you could ever want just promise to always love me sometimes I may mess up make some mistakes forgive me I swear I'll be everything you want and need so hear my plea and stay with me Written by Joshua Sackett
Saran Wrap Bondage/sensory Depravation
“My pet I have a surprise for you today.” I smile as I gaze up into Her Beautiful Bright Blue Eyes, her long straight jet-black hair laying neatly down her back, “yes Mistress.” She looks down into my deep dark brown eyes as she moves my medium length wavy dark brown hair out of her way to attach my leash to my collar and leads me into one of the extra bedrooms that we never use. As I crawl through the doorway I see in the center of the room what looks to be an extra tall `single` four poster bed, stripped bare. Standing on end at the foot of the bed is what looks to be an 18” wide, 2000-foot long roll of saran wrap. Kneeling at her feet with my legs spread wide to display what is hers, my hands resting on my thighs palms up and my back straight and sitting back on my heals. I look up at Her expectantly and wait. As she removes my collar she smiles at me and I hope that she is planning what I have been longing for, for years. “My pet, you are to take the saran wrap and star
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, size
Updates On My Fucked Up Life
Well the last time I posted a blog it was concerning the fact that the company that I was working for was not licensed here in Vegas and after a month and two weeks they pulled out of Vegas and left me high and dry with out a job or stability in my life, so my husband and I went ahead and put our beautiful house on the Market to sell and we had to purchased another house that is smaller and cheaper in Summerland. Well this morning is the 1st of October and I felt as if this month would have been better then last month since my Birthday was a crash for not having enough money to even have any fun. Splurging is out of the question as well. Anyways, my husband gets an email from his employer asking for him to call his boss around 10 AM this morning. Ok, let me state that my husband was their top producer for their company, but he had to hear the news of. “Ian, we will pay you your base for (One) more months, but after this month JLM direct will no longer be able to do loans i
One Day At A Time....
This is my first blog here on Lost Cherry...Ive done many on yahoo but have not had the time to talk to you all in this format here yet. I am usually as most can tell you a happy go lucky, funny, full of piss and vinegar type of gal. I raise my son alone, he is 16 and tend to the other kids my 2 dogs and cat by myself. Single motherhood is a bitch. Kudo's to the rest of you. This past year has been one trial after another...hysterectomy in May, car died, out of work for weeks with no pay. Just about the time i get going i have to have another fix what they messed up in the first one. Life is so hard and sometimes I wonder why i keep shovelling shit against the tide to get no where. But I'll tell you why. Because im one tuff lil tornado bitch thats why. I love my son, my friends and everyone who has touched my life with every ounce and fiber of my being. This includes all of you who are so kind to me. Who listen to me, support me, listen to me rant, rave
Where the mountains touch the sky Where poets DREAM, where eagles fly A secret place above the crowds Just beneath marshmallow clouds Lift your eyes to a snowy peak And see the soon- to- be we seek Whisper DREAMS and let them rise To the mountains old and wise Climbers climb, it's time to try Where the mountains touch the sky Take me there. Oh take me now Someway, Someday, Somewhere, Somehow Where the ocean meets the sky Where mermaid dance and seagulls fly A place in DREAMS I know so well The sea inside a single shell Far across the living sea A pale blue possibility Beyond the castles made of sand Tomorrow in a small child's hand Only DREAMERS need apply Where the ocean meets the sky Take me there. Oh take me now Someway, Someday, Somewhere, Somehow Where the forests reach the sky Men are equal and doves still fly No thorns of war, a perfect rose This is where the green grass grows Out beyond the crys
Night At The Movies©
I had been wanting to get out and stretch my legs lately. Now for me to stretch my legs means something completely different than most. I mean stretch my dirty mind. The first thing on my list would be to call my playtoy. I think most feel I keep a stable of ladies,but that is not my style. I keep only one playtoy at a time. I only add other toys if she requests them,for I am all about her pleasure. I call my toy and tell her I am wanting to go out and about tonight. With a giggle she says let me call a sitter and we'll see. The stars are of course alined,if not there would be no story,lol. I tell her I will be swinging by in 30 minutes and she is to be ready. The rules for tonight are simple, skirt with no panties,loose blouse. I arrive on time and she comes outside. I jump out to open the door for her. I may be a freek,but I know my manners. I always have alterior motives as well. As she enters the car and sits,she does so slowly. I know the look,she is revealing that she has obeyed
The Lost Cherry Points Trap
One of the first things people learn, after joining Lost Cherry, is all the different ways to get points. The more points you get, the higher the level you become. The higher your level, the cooler you must be, right? This all sounded good to me and a lot of fun. It was fun making higher levels and helping my friends get higher... I get high with a little help from my friends... a song? We gradually get lulled into the points trap, and start doing things just to get points. Here's just a few of the clues that you have fallen into "the points trap" 1. You delete pics that you liked, just to add new ones for your friends to rate and comment on. 2. You start ignoring your friends, because they have given you all the points they could. 3. You add a friend that you really can't stand, or have nothing in common with, so they will maybe rate and comment your pics. 4. You stake out the newbies and hit them up with something like "I gave you a 10, please come by my site
I am very happy. My uncle hasn't been able to ingest any food or liquid in over two weeks. He has been fed through I.V.s Well, today he had some broth and jello and was able to hold it down. He is doing so well considering the surgery was just done on Monday and this is now Thursday. Thank you all once again, as always, for the prayers!
Sexiest Guy In A Hat Contest
I won a virtual rolex watch for the Sexiest Man in a Hat contest. There were 18 contestants. Yeehaww this cowboy hat is magic!!! Here is the Official Announcement of the winners. Winners of the part 2 hat contest!
I must admit, despite one previous posting (a futile attempt to get my friends to vote for me in a contest.... which I assure you all will NOT be happening again) I never really considered "blogging". I guess I just was not sure of the purpose or maybe it was that I didn't have the ego required to assume that anyone would care about what I have to say.... or "spew forth" as it were. Recently, well I must admit TODAY, I had the pleasure to read a friend's blog and decided that there really doesn't have to be a purpose.... and even if no one cares to read it, it might be fun to write. So every now and then you might hear that fun "bow and arrow" sound (love that, Jim) and look up to see that I have posted a blog. Read em if you want, if not.... well you probably aren't reading this one either so what the hell does it matter?! For those of you who have actually communicated with me you will know that while I certainly respond to flattery, LAUGHTER and the ability to have a con
What Would You Call It?????????
lets see if anyone has there thoughts on names for CherryTap???????? leave your comments for names......
Have You?
Have you rated my profile yet? Why not??? I really would truly appreciate it! You guys are the best! Thanks for all the support and all the great years I've had of you loving me!
Booty Call
I would like to welcome all of you to the new Booty Call class given by Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom. At this time I shall need a volunteer from the class, the pupil should be well washed clean and free of hair or trimmed neatly. Please introduce yourself to the Class and then remove all under garments seeing as you shall have no need for them during this long demonstration given by me Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom. The student may help Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom by the use of their fingers or other means; in which feel free to indulge yourself and be happy, be very happy. If the Student wishes to have a partner then I Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom shall decide if said student is able to help with the Demonstration. Seeing as that this is a girl’s only class, but for me Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom there should be no issue with the Partner situation. First the rules that the Schools says I must enforce while on School property. 1. no pulling Professors
Think Again!
I have had the luxury of chatting, meeting and learning a great deal from some of the people on here; I have had a great time with many that I have meet and even formed a friendship with each. Even gotten into arguments and disagreements with some but I never used anyone. • Spent some quality time with a Lady out of Memphis, • Got to have a nice dinner with a lady in MO, • Sat outside in a parking lot and talked the night away with another in MO, • Went up to the Top of Mt Saint Helens and road around on my Harley in WA, • Sat in a small Café and ate a nice meal and talked for hours in OR, • Visited a Great friend in San Francisco CA and even stayed awhile, • Visited a Very good friend in LA • Got to see the sun on the back of CA • Got to see a great big tree in MS • Sat out on a football field and talked the night away in TX I never used any one of these ladies for anything and each one is very attractive and beautiful in a very special way and know this when I use the
Sandcastles,part Ii©
Totally mind blowing. Thats the only way I can describe her. She fits me better than anyone ever has. Always up for an adventure,she is always willing to do whatever I want with her. Over time the trust has grown where I know just how far to push her before it gets off the charts. You have to leave something for later. We lay in the back of my explorer catching our breath. The sound of the pounding ocean drowns out almost everything around us. In the twilight,sea birds seem to float motionless in the air,riding the winds. She rolls on top of me and kisses back my smile. With a giggle I roll her off of me and I stand. Grabbing the towels I wrap on around me and watch as she does that amazing thing all women seem to be able to do with a towel. She wraps its just over her chest and it looks like an evening dress. Only a strong hand could remove that. I grab a small cooler and her hand and head toward to sea. The sounds grow louder still and I can tell by the anger of the waves that a
Forbidden Fruit!
Men That Would Never Hit A Woman.
A new friend told me I might not like him once I see his pic's. This is a part of the reply I left for him. I liked it so much, I figured I'd write it down and share it with those who care to read it. ENJOY! I've been treated really horrible by men, abuse wise. I'll try to write a quote to explain how I feel. "The most handsome man in the world can hit just as hard as a not so handsome man. However, the man with the kind heart and handsome inside, no matter what his looks may be on the outside, wouldn't hit a woman in the first place". November 15, 2006 EL'LYNN ROSE I liked that so much i decided to quote it, I'm gonna put it into a blog. I write sometime and the name I use to write under is EL'LYNN ROSE The EL coming from my real first name which is Laurie, I'm spelling the L as EL, the LYNN comes from my middle name. The rose comes from my favorite flower :) ♥ Cherry (that's my nick name, has been sense I was 14 lol)
I'm Sorry
Ok so I've managed to disappoint the one person who treated me with respect, and showed me all the love they could...this person is simply amazing and the only reason I stayed around the site this long and with out there friendship I have nothing here but a bunch of sex starved porn fanatics, so tomorrow I'm done and I'm deleting everything. I'm SORRY :( ..............Goodnight
My Nsfw Photos
Enjoy them while you can I'll be deleting several of then shortly. I hate a lot of them. I promised myself that I would NEVER post photos of myself that I didn't like on the internet and in my need for points and leveling I changed my opinion on that knowing what sells on cherrytap. Thanks to CherryTap's new laws I no longer receive points for those photos. I wish that I could say I was removing them because I re-discovered my morals or something equally as classy, but really its because I like my tits but I don't want to share them with the internet. Some of them will stay because I think they're pretty, but probably not the ones the majority of you want to see. Thanks as always for your continued friendship. There will be plenty of cleavage, smiles, and eyes for those that you that like those too.
100 Things About Me
1. I sing in the shower 2. I can sew 3. I am the youngest in my family 4. I’d love to live on the beach 5. My favorite season is Spring 6. I love roller coasters 7. I’ve never been pulled over for speeding 8. My favorite mixed drink is a cosmo (for now) 9. I want another puppy 10. I like to play video games 11. I don't drink coffee 12. I don't get lost driving 13. I love skimpy PJ’s 14. I love the colors pink and purple 15. The blonde comes from a bottle 16. I will NEVER smoke 17. I like laser tag 18. I don’t get seasick 19. I have to make myself workout 20. I love donuts 21. I enjoy role playing 22. I love horror movies 23. I don’t mind cleaning house and washing clothes 24. I played the flute for a year 25. I cannot draw anything 26. I’m a jewelry whore 27. I like rainbows 28. I love cilantro 29. I have never been to New York 30. I like watching it rain 31. I have dreams that sometimes come true 32. I hate being cold 33. I am eas
Why are they called creampies? when our vagina is a clam wouldnt it be clam chowder?
Wife Problems
Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired this past summer, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few months ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doe
The Other Vehicle
My friend Natalie wrote a book called ‘The Mechanics of Women’ which has an interesting look on relationships. She basically compares taking care of your lady to maintaining your car. You know, the basic stuff you can do to keep your automobile from seizing up, or breaking down, you need to do those little things to keep your girl happy too. I took the lessons in her book, and use now what I call ‘maintenance romance’, but I do not only use it on the women I am interested in physically. My friends, or the females I share emotions with of some kind also receive my mechanics. If I can sense something is bothering someone, I ask. Or, I drop a note or a voice mail, maybe pay a visit or offer something to do. Just whatever I can do to help them out of whatever burden seems to be holding them down. Yes, I do get to play emotional tampon at times, but isn’t that just part of being a friend? Sometimes, when I do like a girl and am trying to figure out why, it is like I am considering buying a
To The Women Who Work In My Office... I Hate You
Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the answer to that is no. I want to throw a rock at your face every time I walk by when you are answering the phone and you say something like “who you callin’ for?” or “he in a meetin’ right now” or my personal favorite, “who this is?” I bet the people on the other end of the phone want to throw a rock at your face too. I also can’t stand when I get message notes from you that are written like so: Mr. Smith called hes wanting to kno wen he shuld ecspect the letter of aprovle. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It amazes me that the only two things in your job description are answering phones and taking phone messages and you can’t do either of those things! Tall girl in design with the short brown hair- You have horrendous body odor! I’m not talking a little stench here and there I am talking every
Santa Poem
If you see a fat man Who's jolly and cute, Wearing a beard And a red flannel suit, And if he is chuckling And laughing away, While flying around In a miniature sleigh With eight tiny reindeer To pull him along Then let's face it... Your eggnog's too strong!
Its My Opinion But I Am Not Alone
This is not an endorsement more like a PSA from the cheap seats, so read all the way. This site far more interactive than the other three I am on. I have liked it here so much that I have my CT link on all three home pages. The non- need to refresh the pages to see whats going on and everything on one page are two of the biggies for me. What will kill this site is the inability of leadership to pull their heads out of their asses and listen to the people. The site is different every time you log on and no bulletins to clue us in on the changes. (ie. blue names or paying for "special" accounts) For months they have dictated to us, belittled us and told us tough shit it is mine and I will do what I want. When we had problems or concerns we can send emails to every bouncer, CT support, and any name in yellow or orange and hope to get one response. I have talked to many people and this not isolated to just a few people. The most common answer, when I did get them, was that Mike cr
What's Your Theme Song?
I got asked the coolest question the other day so now I'm going to put it out there for you all to ponder.....the question is: If you could choose a song that describes you to be your own personal theme song that played each time you walked into a room, what would it be?
Christmas Party©
Any one that knows me knows I love suprises. Especially when I am the one giving the suprise...(evil grin). I pulled up in front of the house and walked to the door. Thank goodness a cool front had moved through. Nothing worse than trying to get into the Christmas spirit when its in the 70's outside. Although I admit it's kinda nice come febuary when we can go the the beach. The smell of fires burning in the cool crisp air and the mists of fog kissing everything. Light bathed the porch as she opens the door and steps out to greet me. "Merry Christmas" she breathes kissing me. Front my jacket pocket comes her suprise. It's a small red velvet box with a gold string bow. Now let me stop you right now and tell you,it is NOT a ring,sheesh. This is for tonights party. Opening the box a slightly confused look on her face make me smile. Looking into my eyes,hers suddenly brighten as she gets it. It's an egg. And I have the remote control...(mischevious grin). Leading her down the wa
Surprise Visit - Erotica
The phone rang, interrupting my thoughts, and I answered it feeling a bit dazed. “I need to fuck you” I heard Max’s masculine voice tell me, it sounded as though he’d been thinking about this for a while. My body reacted and I could feel the heat as what he said turned me on. Before I could respond he spoke again, ordering me to go into my bedroom and strip completely. He then commanded me to go into my nightstand and get out the largest vibrating cock that I owned. I reached down and rubbed some massage oil onto my pussy, it heated up quickly as I touched my slit preparing it for what he would ask next. He told me to bend over and insert that cock into me all at once, not to tease or linger while sliding it in. I let out a small gasp as I felt the force of it pushing into my tight muscles, causing sweet juices to gush onto my hand and down my leg. With it fully inserted into me he told me to turn it on and then squeeze tight to keep it deep inside of me. He ordered me to caref
If You Want To Know How To
Most women, if not all, have the ability to experience female ejaculation – or squirting. Female Ejaculation should not be confused with urinate although it may feel very similar when highly aroused. How many of you have been so turned on during sex that you found the sudden, inexplicable urge to urinate? Thinking that you are about to pee, you have restrained yourself and held back the sensation – thus depriving yourself of an ejaculate of fluid that goes along with an intense orgasm. Female ejaculation, to me, is extremely erotic and is a pleasure both for the person ejaculating as well as the person in your company while you ejaculate. It can be related to the thrill of having a man squirt all over you (for those that are into that sort of thing), or sucking or jerking a man off and watching the results of your ministrations explode into his cum spraying out of his cock. As mentioned earlier, the first step to achieving female ejaculation is the realisation that you can achiev
One Big Rasict
Drkangel6~ DarkMoon family member Just so you all know.. This is ONE BIG RACIST.. I added a black man to my friends list and he shot off with the "N" bomb... He followed me around Cherry.. Went to my friends pages and looked at the comments I left them and what they left me.. saying I was fucking all of them. Calling my friends no good motherfuckers, {Which they have seen the conversations, they know I am telling the truth.. A few have seen other conversations where Drkangel thought he owned me.. ordered me to leave Cherry.. Counted all my comments.. watching if I added anyone to my page.. acting like I was his woman.. his property.. And fuck.. I don't even know the man. I just met him last week.. and I just had a conversation with someone that just met him too and she said he scares her and she will tred with caution. I asked Cherry how to get my shouts back and if I get them back.. or a record of them.. I will show you all how big of a lunatic racist he is...another thing I
Texas Sucks
How I Select Family
There are two qualifications to be designated part of my Family here... First you must be someone I know and trust. I am a very private person. I don't feel the need to show these pics to a bunch of strangers from the internet. Second, you must be approved by my husband to be put on my Family list. It's only fair because he is the photographer who took the pictures... and well... I'm his wife. :-) (Please don't go over my head to ask for approval from him. If you do I will probably never put you on it then.) If you want to get on this list, talk to me, be my friend and we will see if a good, trusting relationship develops. Thanks!
Men And Their Simplicity
MEN Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
The Ways To Womans Heart
when im close to you i i long to make you smile when im alone with all i want is to know whats on your mind, i lean in to show you my affection, when i look into your eye i can see you seduction when i place your hands with mine a can feel connection, what is the desire holding me back from kissing your lips, the way your sitting on my lap grinding your hips when i runing my fingers thru your hair feelin the soft skin its attacted to and thee aroma it send in my direction our foreheads are next together as i noses rub side to side i run the back of my hand along your smoothe face, but all i want is to longing to kiss your lips looking deep into your loving eyes its makes me feel i wanna cry.. tears of joy running down my face my emotions get the best of me, as i wrap my arms around you and tell you that i love you, you lean back and rest your head on my shoulder.. i think im in the right place at the right time i want to be..making you feel this much love is my fantasy
Vancouver - Glass Elevator - Part 3
You take my cock and so gently rub your petals and dew to tease you more. You do not want to be teased as you thrust your hips onto my cock and completely surround it with your warm most rose petals. Oh my God, I slip into your tight pussy and I can feel my cock bury itself deep into you. I cannot go any further into as you rock back and forth to take in more of me. I begin to move my hips into you as you greet each thrust with a slap of my pelvis. I can feel your pussy nearly sucking my cock with each stroke. Back and forth - slap and suck. This is the most turned on I have ever been in my life. Outside the storm seems to be subsiding. For a moment I almost had forgotten there was even a storm happening for I am so deep into you and want only you as my focal point. I am now completely oblivious of our surroundings. The lights in the building across the street suddenly are lighted. One by one the buildings are coming back to life up and down the street. Suddenly
Fuck You.
fuck you!, neighbors upstairs for your disturbingly loud, obnoxious, and extremely creepy sexual activity. what you do up there is NOT normal and you should seek medical attention immediately. i am sick of waking up to your pathetic exhibition. FUCK OFF you mutant raptors!i hope your guts fall out from all that disgusting sex. fuck you!, piece of shit adulterous cripple next door for making me feel uncomfortable every time i leave my house and come home. i cant even do my laundry for fear that you will appear out of nowhere and ask me "would it be alright if i went down on you?". NO! its not "ALRIGHT!" fuck you! fuck the cripple ass stick that you hobbled in on! i feel sorry for your wife supporting your fat fucking ass. i wonder what you told her. she didnt give me that dirty ass look in the hallway for nothing! you lying ratcuntdouche! fuck you!, all of you little materialistic selfish fucks i go to school with! you think life revolves around you and your look and all that matt
More Whining About Assholes...
I had some fun on a little rating spree last night, rating strangers who scrolled by. Then this morning I find this in my shoutbox from one of them. So-and-so: now thats funny... strip down and tell you that ur SEXY... hahahaha He's referring to my profile where I poke fun at all those "add me/rate me/fan me before you friend me" folks by saying you have to strip down, hop on one foot and call me a sexy bitch before you can friend me. And basically, he's laughing in my face at the idea that I might be sexy. Look, it's cool if you don't find me sexy. That's your prerogative and I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea. Far from it and I am quite aware of that fact. But is there really need to be cruel about your disagreement? So I re-rated him a one and blocked him. I must have hurt his ickle feelings because he sent his friends over (or maybe he just created new accounts to do it) to rate ones on my profile and public pics. Boohoo. If you're going to be an asshole,
I rated all your pics from the last blog and the bulletin. If i forgot you, just say so in here, and ill do it. I dont think i over looked anyone though, but everyone makes mistakes ♥ I was so tired yesterday i just crashed anthony and i just FELL asleep, it was cute. But we got up this morning and got to work on here ♥ Anyway i hope alls having good weekends! We are :) Same deal as before, rate my blog, and ill rate all your pictures just comment saying youve done so. And this time, ill also fan you :) as well. ♥
Real Men
Innocent Children Wheres Their Protection?
Our System Sucks when IT comes to Saving a Helpless Harmless Child from Physical / Mental & Sexual ABuse especially at the Hands of their own Parents .. A Child I have known since she was very young went to the day care next door to me There was always thoughts of abuse going on So Her teacher my best friend reported this to Social Services She almost Lost her job over this... and then at the age of 5 McCayla Watkins was taken out of the day care and for the past 5 yrs Social Services has been involved and called in to this Home repeatedly Doing nothing about this.. there are also 2 other siblings in the home .. They Left Poor Helpless McCayla in the Hands of her abusive Father .. Neighbors said he was a very violent man... Now Poor Little McCayla has been Murdered by her father Due to OUr System not doing their F'ckn Job... Upon the investigation of her death The Sick bastard and Step Mother said she fell down the steps which has turned out to be untrue ... further investigation They
2nd Story
You come home a little late one night, the house is dark and looks lonely from the outside. Slowly you enter, you have been at work all day, and it feels like such a long day. All you want to do is curl up in bed with a glass of wine and the TV, but I have other plans for you this evening..... You are dressed in a smart business suit, but are wearing stockings and suspenders under your suit as that is what your master insists upon. You drop your bag on the floor and hang up your coat, you walk up the stairs and head towards the bedroom. Before you get to the bedroom you are grabbed from behind, you try to scream but there is a gloved hand across your mouth. Your hear a voice you recognize tell you not to struggle or it will be worse for you. A leather blindfold is placed across your eyes shutting out all light and heightening your other senses. You are told to perform a strip tease, as music starts to play, you try to do as you are told but it is very difficult as you cannot see w
The Troll
I know you're all sick of hearing about Hot or Not, but I just had to share this. This guy wants to meet me: What do you think? Yea? Nay?
Not Doing Well
Polyamory - Opinions, Please!
I am exploring the concept of polyamorous relationships. Why, you might ask! Long story, not sure I want to share it at this point in time, lol. Let's just say I've discovered my personality makes me better suited for that type of relationship, as opposed to the standard! I would like the opinions/ideas of my friends and family members regarding polyamory and the viability of such a relationship. Those comfortable with this topic can either post their opinion here or PM/cmail me! Thanks, everyone! Yeah, I think about the most interesting things, don't I, lol!! Much love, warm hugs, and blessings!
True Love
In A Contest??
My Angels Last Note
I layed in a comma, damn near 20 day, all that you did, ripped my heart away, not knowin or care, dead 2 you all, like I was never there, I trusted , believed, you would still be there, with everything in me I loved you and cared I've read all the bullshit, only 31 days, now it's it's in the open , out here it lays, you said I was fake, uncareing, untrue, not one day in my life I was not there for you, whenever you needed me, a friend I was there, I gave it my all 2 show you I care, my photo's are real, my soul remains true, I love you my friends, the one lost, IS YOU .....
For 1000
1st person to drop 3 comments without getting blocked for 3 minutes 1800 official bitch champion 300 lucious number 1 contender 1300 blueyes for those of u that just got here u can cash ur winnings at anytime and send whatever gift u want to anyone you want anonymously...but no more then 3 gifts no matter how much u get so u will have to buy expensive gifts
I long for many things and one of which is unattainable. It sucks and even though life is full of disappointments I only desire a few things one of which I can't seem to have. It is so hard wanting something so bad and it is at your fingertips I said unreachable. If I could only figure out how to reach this I could be happy. Also when these things are unreachable the object thinks that it is them when in reality it isn't. So I am wondering if anyone else has this problem. I guess I just needed to vent, it is heartwrenching and while in this life I have everything any sane person could want and need there is one thing I can't have, at least not now. I feel as though none of my friends understand, its so lonely, they try to comfort me but unless they can take a walk through my heart and feel my soul it is useless. If you too experience this longing please let me know. I need the comfort not of others pain but just knowing I am not the only one. Thanks for listening to my
Lycanthropy Is In My Blood Now...
Ok here's the deal. I am a lychanthrope. I know you guys are laughing at me right now and it may be all the cold medicine I'm taking (I'm really sick today) but I really believe I am going through an animallistic metamorphosis (Damn! That's a lot of big words! Hope I spelled them right). Sit dow, grab a cup of coffee or your favorite soft drink and read my story. I must warn you's not for the faint of heart. I was at my brothers house the other day playing Risk (Shut Up!!! It's a man's game!) when my 3-year-old son announced he had to pee. My niece was in the upstairs bathroom and the only one available was in the basement. Now being the amazingly wonderful father I am I had to go downstairs with him so he could relieve himself because every self-respecting three-year-old knows all monsters stay in the basement waiting for kids to come down there to use the bathroom so they can eat them. Now I know you're thinking "Gee Doug, this seems fairly harmless to me
Avoiding The Drama And Finding The Joy. [12 Days And Counting]
So in less than two weeks, I take to the skies to go to Arizona. There are a few different reasons for this trip...and a few different reasons for me to feel apprehensive about it as well. Reason #1: I NEED A DAMN VACATION. That is all. Reason #2: It's about time I visit my friend Nyssa. She's been living there for a few years now with her kids and I've missed hanging out with her. There have been so many changes in both of our lives. Including the fact that we used to be bitter enemies. Funny how a man can so easily come between two women. Here's what makes me apprehensive about this: The man who so easily came between us was, at the time, her ex and my boyfriend. He did whatever he could to drive a wedge between us and make us hate one another. But, at the time, I was so into him I guess I didn't see the game that he was playing. And now they're back together. I'm ok with that. No problems. But apparently they are having some relationship difficulties at this time [n
Im Thinking About Opening My Private Gallery If I Can Get Votes And Win This....
vote for me in this cherry tap pin up girl contest...every comment counts as one can vote all you like me sum luv...keep me happy and ill be updating soon...
The Military...
OK here's the deal... I am a 26 year old soldier in the US Army, I have 8 years of active duty between the US Army and the US Marines... I this is what I have seen... Alot of people back in the country we love and we defend need to pull their heads outta their asses and look at us for who we are and what we do, not as what our commanders have us do or what we are told to... We put our asses on the line everyday for your fucking safety... I dont care if you did your whole time in combat sitting on a FOB or out on the line getting shot at and blown up everyday, You still served your very ungreatful country... Yes some of you are grateful but honestly from what I have seen and the looks I have been given, Most of you fucks are ungreatful... Should we just quit on you and see where, well how fast shit turns to hell on you, should we make you do our fucking job? If most of you ever saw what I have seen and experianced you would probally piss your self and faint... So to all you ungreatful s
'soul Cleansing' Guitar Blog By Marq
Copyrighted so back off A song I wrote called: The lyrics go like this... Soul Cleansing This is to my shadowself To break straight through & cleanse myself Of the aberrations that deeply dwell I must excavate my soul now well! So I shovel til I reach the core Down to my festering wounds & bleeding sores From all this trauma I‘ve endured Wondering why must I suffer for So this is to my shadowself To shatter through & dissect myself An now I open up just to reveal All this twisted torment that I feel Like mother what did you abandon me for & father why did you beat your boy Both left me bruised & sore Some of the many wounds that I need cured But no I just struggle to concoct a plan To make sure the pain can’t come back again & finally, then I will be whole Having told & unearthed my soul Wrote by S.M.Hall 2007 Copyrighted All Rights Reserved
Car Wreck!
On july 21, 2001 I was in a terrible car accident. After a day of fishing at lake travis, a friend and I went to the store and at a stop sign a woman in a blue dodge pickup rear-ended us. I was wearing my seatbelt but I still suffered a severe brain injury. I can't walk without a cane, my speech was affected, as well as my vision. In other words, I almost died. Now days I chat a lot on the computer. I don’t have any frieds (except people I meet online). I have’nt had a girlfriend since july of 2001. That is a big change in my life. Don’t go out much except for mom or someone taking me places.) probably because I have no car any longer. My car had engine problems, that I was working on. The most important thing that I miss is friendships & SEX( duh )! update: Hello, these are a few questions that people ask me: 1. Did you get any money for your accident? Well, I don't want to get in all of the details, but I will not have to ever work again. Although, I do get pretty bo
Hot And Sweaty
You may be thinking that I'm just crabby today. I'm not. Notwithstanding the fact that none of the three or so people I chat with are online, I'm really quite happy today. But the yahoos are grating on me. And by yahoos, I mean people who are terrible to chat with. People who have absolutely nothing of interest and/or value to say. People who could not hold up their end of a conversation if it were as light as a domestic beer. In a can, not a bottle. One of those people is Bobbie. I met Bobbie on an online dating site. I was immediately disturbed by the fact that, as a 37 year old man, Bobbie hadn't changed his name. Bob. Rob, maybe. Or Charles. I don't care. Anything other than Bobbie. Don't get me wrong. Bobbie is handsome and smart. The guy has a lot going for him. Well, besides his name and his career. He kills mosquitoes. For a living. I started chatting with Bobbie because he seemed interesting and, well--I'm not going to lie--he's good looki
Court Appearances
ok so like ive been really tempted to do this for the longest time :P and theres been one chick that is either insanely obsessed with me or my ct hubby ....either way....shes annoying as fuck!!! and I'm not even talkin just a daily visit from this chick to my page but mass visits throught the day...everyday! has been goin on with this particular one for a lil over a week now :P so this lil section of my blogs i will dedicate to you...Court12699 :D Court12699@ CherryTAP i just started takin the screenshots yesterday...and boy shes been around enough for me to start this already :P hahaha keep comin back...gimmie more content..i love it :P some chicks are sooo dumb!!! And yet some more!!!! ROFLMFAO!!! GETTING SCREENSHOTS FROM OTHER FRIENDS OF MINE TOO HAHAHAHAHA and at the moment i am unable to get a scrnshot of the date and time while at my friends on their computer for some reason you can still notice the progression in my points and stuf
The Only Flag That Doesn't Fly
THE ONLY FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter; each Stripe is 30 f eet wide. This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers. Aerial photo courtesy of Bill Morson For our soldiers... God Bless America & God Bless Our Troops
Special Thank You
I Shall Now Bend Over
I would like to Thank You, wonderful people of CherryTap. Yes, we r still called CherryTap...just hours before the name change. I am not happy with the change, but I'll live with it. I posted a bulletin a few days ago, asking my friends and fans to help me reach 24,000,000 points. To me, that equals Godfathering the 4th time. I know it means nothing to anyone else lol. I was thrilled to see that so many folks came and helped. I love you for that. My wish was to be the first to not only Godfather the 3rd time, but the 4th time also. Thats Cherrytap/Fubar history folks! I'm thrilled to be the first at anything on this site. I however will not be trying, nor will I be able to keep the lead with the most points. A rich granny has set upon this site to buy her way to the top. She pays for all her points, fans and friends, and has the money to do so. If I were that rich, I have family that would come first, or hell a trip around the world, it wouldnt be spent on this site! But, thats beside
Friend Requests (read Before Adding)
BEFORE HITTING THE 'ADD FRIEND' BUTTON, READ THE DAMN BLOG!! I AM GETTING 75-150 FRIEND REQUESTS EVERYDAY. I AM NOT AND WILL NOT ADD THAT MANY PEOPLE TO MY FRIENDS LIST! This is CherryTAP people, not MySpace. I am not here to have a Friends List that can circle planet Earth. I’m keeping it managable. I will only accept Friend Requests from those whom I feel I have something in common. I am not here for the rating, points, or monumental friend lists. One real friend is worth 1000 fake ones. So save yourself the time and humiliation. Read my personal information, if we have nothing in common... DON'T ASK ME TO BE A FRIEND. For those of you who fly in, hit the 'Add Friend' button and fly right back out, you can bet your sweet ass I'm not going to bother visiting your site to check you out. You have qualified for an immediate DENY. What the hell is with you idiots who come back and hit the 'Add Friend' button 2 minutes after I deny you the first time? All that gets you is
Im going to clear my family out not that i dont love them and not that they dont mean the word to me.Im going to add the levelers there that way im not always filling everyones bulletin boards with my post. So im asking for those of you that want to work level ups on a regular basis please comment on this blog.Just say add me.. Much Love and Respect to all. Please remeber to those that are leveling now it doesnt change anything it doesnt committ you to every level up we do. Its just a way for us to know who is doing it.i also think we have enough people that we can have 2 treams and work on more then one person durig happpy hours
RELATIONSHIPS!!! If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently
Where I Am Now With Wildin Out Radio/ Wet N Wild
Ok.. so obviously I'm not happy with the way things have been going and I'm going to speak my peace here. I'm tired of trying to rely on others who don't put forth the effort they said they were going to. There are a select few who have been loyal from day one and I appreciate that. But I'm starting to realize how much fun we all used to have and I miss that. I wouldn't have agreed to pay 30 dollars a month for a player so we could all have a place to hang out and listen to music. Well.. honestly I feel a little hurt lately because no one has been coming in.. I know it has to do with a lot of the drama that has gone down. I'm tired of the fighting the bullshit the drama.. all of it. At what point do we admit that we're adults again and just have fun? Get over the petty shit and just realize we were here for fun thats what it was supposed to be. Yeah stupid its just a lounge and some of you reading this will probably be like wtf whats she so upset about? Well.. to
Are You On My List?????????????
OK PEOPLE I HAVE 9142 FRIENDS ON MY FRIENDS LIST AND MORE THAN 3500 OF YOU NEVER RATED MY PROFILE OR BECOME MY FAN EVEN THOUGH I DID BECOME A FAN OF YOU.... AM I NOT WORTH IT????????? AND IF YOU LIKE TO STAY ON MY LIST PLEASE BE KIND AND CHECK IF YOU DID OR NOT ,AND PLEASE HIT ME UP WITH HELLO AND I'LL RETURN THE LOVE TO ALL...BECAUSE I'M GOING TO START DELETING WHO EVER IGNORE THE FACT TO RATE AND BECOME MY FAN.. JUST CLICK ON THIS LINK BELOW TO FIND OUT ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® õWñÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌñ ñ LõÚñGÈ۞@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT EVENING AND BETTER HUMP DAY HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞ To all my friends and the comments bombers............... My friend entered this contest and she want 35,000 to win her happy hour can you please help her to win this contest please :P:P:P I'm sure you're not going to let me down,if each one of you will give 1 rate and 20 to 30 comment she will be ok and
Monday 30 July 2007, I left the office at the PMO on Ft Benning. I was going to see my girls at a distance of 100 miles away. We went to dinner and a movie, we saw the Transformers. It was wonderful just to be able to see them on a weekenight. I did not care that I had to drive 200 miles round trip, spend 45 dollars for gas, and work at 7 this morning. All that matters is the girls were happy and I was really glad to see them. I love my kids very much and nothing is to great and no time could be better passed then with them. I know alot of kids out there do not even see their fathers. Shoot most do not even pay child support half the time. Just remember guys and gals. Any man can be a father but, it takes a special man to be a daddy. I am one of those men.
Big Announcement.
So my big announcement is............ I'm A Pervert :) The End.
As Our Hearts Soar Free
Love is a beautiful thing, its never just a fling, its the emotion and grace, that makes someones heart race, and brings you both to a special place, to hold each others hand, when you are walking through the sand, under the lights of the moon, your hearts feel in tune, to hold each other tight, would truely feel right, to others its a beautiful sight, but to me its my delight, for getting to know you, having you in my life, wondering how you would feel being my wife, to love and hold, to always be told, you are special and unique, no im not a freak, i have a heart of gold, too much i have been told, i'll take care of you when you have a cold, i will always be here for you to hold, i want you as the beat in my heart, i never want us to part, you are very special to me, this much i hope you can see, what our love can truely be, with you standing next to me, as our hearts soar free........................
To All Git-r-done Family Members
Need Your Opinion Today Please!
I am going tomorrow at 9am to get my hair done. I am definitely going Blonde (right now I am brown with highlites.) Anyway, could use some honest opinions on which shade of blonde. I posted some pics below. Just look at the shade, not the length or style and please let me know which you like. You can even just comment with the corresponding number if you like. Pretty please give me some opinions!!! Thanks, Friends!! ~Mely~ 1 2 3 4
Are You A Parent, Teacher, Baby Sitter, Kid At Heart, Grandparent, Aunt, Uncle, Coach, Doctor, Nurse, Day Care Provider???
If you are a Parent, Teacher, baby sitter, kid at heart, grandparent, aunt, uncle, coach, doctor, nurse, day care provider then this site is for you... please. Am i right???
I Am A With It!!!!
I had a lady this morning tell me that,because I am Wiccan (a witch) that she didnt want to accept my friend request. Of course she had NO idea what Wicca is about...only that she heard WITCH and she didnt want me on her page. Now...I am a witch...PERIOD. If you have a problem with me having my spiritual journey turn to mother nature then you need to go ahead and delete me as your friend.
More Things About Me.
* NOTE- PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME YOU KNOW ME BY THIS BLOG OR THINGS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD.IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT JUDGES A PERSON BEFORE EVEN MEETING THEM OR ANYTHING.I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU.GET ON!!! K,Thanks! * Age: 22 Birthday: 12-31-85 Hair color: Red with black underneath. Height:5'7 Weight: 245 - 248lbs (depends on how much beer that week ) Measurements: 51-42-52 Hometown: Norfolk,VA Sign: Capricorn Nationality: 50% Irish and 50% Italian Current Location: Charlotte area of NC Other locations lived: Born in Tampa,FL., Lived in Fort Collins,CO. for a year,Va and NC. Places want to visit the most: Ireland and Canada. Sexual Orientation: Dominating Bisexual Favorite Colors: Red and Black Favorite Food/Drink: Mexican,Italian,Mountain Dew & Pabst Blue Ribbon. Favorite Movies: Fear and loathing in Las Vegas,Reservoir Dogs,Napoleon Dynamite,HORROR!!.Anything by Tarantino or Burton and the more gore the better in my book. Favorite music: Kill Whitney dead,Job For a
A Little Party
For a long time I have tried to get my wife to entertain other men as a part of our sexual experience. She has always seemed to be open to the idea as a fantasy, but the situation has never presented itself to make it a reality. That is until this past weekend. We drove down to Fort Hood on Friday and settled into a nice little hotel that was "lifestyle friendly," and close to the post. Say what you will about military personnel, they are AIDS tested and usually young, fit and healthy. And they're usually horny. There was nothing too out in the open about people's conduct at the hotel, but there was definitely an air of sensuality around. Friday night we did the local club scene and returned back to chat with several couples and singles hanging around the pool area. Nothing happened, but we had a lot of fun, teasing and laughing. As we went to bed, though, my wife told me she had a surprise for me on Saturday night; that is, if I was still up to seeing her
I'm in a contest to win a 30 day VIP. . .need 20,000 comments. . .Any help would be much appreciated! THANK YOU! :)
Shepherd's Pie
Today's Shepherd's Pie has the following ingredients in it.... 2 lbs ground beef 8 ozs grated cheese 1 can peas 1 can corn 1 can Allen's wax cut beans 8 red potatoes cut up into quarters 1 can garlic and tomatoes 1 jar of sliced mushrooms 1/2 head cabbage 1 sweet onion approx. 1 pound mashed potatoes lots of Mrs. Dash's Garlic and Herb seasonings For those who don't know, shepherds pie can be made up from most anything you have on hand...but key to it is layering meat - veggies - mashed potatoes. Want some???? This time I only made one large casserole dish. For 5 years I have been trying to figure out how to cook meals for one.... lol.... BTW, I packed away 5 freezer containers that I hefty portions (after serving myself a portion) -- more than I really could eat in one sitting... Another note: This was one of the first things my daughter had loved to cook when she was in her pre-teen years!! :)
The Door
The Door There are things that make us happy. There are things that cause us pain. Some things make our lives worthwhile. And some drive us insane. One in a million people find Just what they’re looking for. It’s just pure chance to find someone To open up the door. The “door” is just another word To signify the heart. That’s why a new door opens Each time a new love starts. I’ve had my door pushed open. I’ve had it slammed in my face. I’ve felt my door falling apart But held it in its place. But until now I’ve never felt That there was a chance My door could open up again My soul would get to dance. Now I’ve met you and learned about How love can be the key. You pulled me close and understood Just who I want to be. You say you love me as I am You want to hold me near. You’ve seen me at my best and worst I’ve told you all my fears. Our future is uncertain now I want to give you more. The love that you have shown to me Knocks always on my
A Box Of Condoms And...
The way you play the "Box of Condoms Game" is: You have to come up with ONE ITEM to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow. The item has to be something you can actually purchase at a regular store (EX: your local pharmacy). NO REPEATS!!!
Thank You Soldiers
09-11-07 I sit here in my insulated little hut... I am watching CNN, And absorbing the day remembering all those who have fallen... civilian and military 2nd Brigade has lost 53 soldiers in Iraq. I don't know 53 men or women, who I would risk my life for.... I know 3 men, and 3 women not including my family. These 53 soldiers died for me, I know this. I know they men died for America. I know these men died for you. I sit here today crying for the victims and thier families who UNVOLUNTARILY sacrificed thier lives (yes it was a sacrifice, because they died for being Americans) these and all of our troops, men and women fighting for so many things, for so many reasons of thier own. But above all risking and giving thier lives for the American beliefs of Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I DON'T agree with all things that other Americans do, believe, or are. Yet, I and Our soldiers are willing and they do die everyday for everyone of those rights we.... take
At One Time This Site Was Worth It But Here Is What I Think Of It Now
Prayers For A Friend.
Yesterday a good friend of mines son was found murdered here in Twin Falls. Details are still sketchy, but here is the article from todays paper. This 18 year old man use to babysit my step son 4 years ago for my ex and I while we worked. So it's been quite a long morning for me since they announced who's body was found. I'm still trying to reach his mother to give her my condolences. Please say a prayer for his mother and his father as they are wonderful people. Dale was a great kid and was always nothing but fantastic to my son. My son idolized him. Thanks Todays article:
Where The Heck?
where did you all come from?? i just glanced down and realized i have over 5,000 friends! if you happen to read this, throw a comment down there and let me know how you ended up here, lol :p was it a blast? a friend's profile? the scrolly bar up top? just completely random? what was it??? i'm just curious, because when i joined i never figured i'd have so many people around so darn quickly, lol love you all Sin
Spokenword(video Blog) : Enraged By Marq
A quiet popular way to show ones poetic prowess Is to concoct descriptive ways to destroy an opponent I , being a fan of such styles, enjoy writing like this, it helps to vent aggression A little rough around the edges but you will get the point Enraged I am enraged in a rage Caged in a cage Phased but not dazed Gettin blazed & amazed Raise but not razed Weigh but not weighed Crazy but not crazed Just do shit my way I may pay but I am not paid & yes I might make but I’m never made I just emblaze & evade Spraying arrays of razor blades While radiating a toxic haze Merely through my subtle gaze Emitting X ray waves To summon eminent rains I unleash my Great Danes Severing your vital veins An Inflicting fatal pains Bring an end to your cruel reign I watched the blood drain & observe you fall lame All twisted & maimed See, This is a verbal slaughter I hope you are ready to be martyred? Come on, join the half hearted Of those dearly departed This i
Nice Knowing You All
It seems as if Fubar is not the place for couples in long distance relationships need to be. Unfortunatley, me and my boyfriend haven't had the best experience here and being that he is closer to the friends on his page than I am to the friends on my page....I think it's only fair that I be the one to leave as opposed to him leaving. I've given my Yahoo to a few and if you've taken the time to get to know me and would like my yahoo or Myspace, hit me up. I will be deleting this account sometime within the next 24 hours....much love and luck to you all!
Which Do You Perfer?
Okay guys, which do you perfer? Blonde Hair, Brown Hair, Red Hair? Black Hair, or even Bald?
Give Me Wine
Standing before you, I strip down to nothing. The highlight of your day, youve been working and were ready for a break. You lean back in your chair and unbutton the buttons of your shirt while pulling at your tie. I am smiling at you as I pulll a bottle of red out from behind the desk. "Want to share a Glass" I ask, as you nod giving me your approval. Pulling out the cork i set the bottle on the table to let it breath, Sliding forward in your chair you grab the cork out of my hands and start to rub it over my body... MMM the smell of my flesh mixed with the wine sends you into a frenzy. Your tongue moves across my body to my pussy. Sliding through my lips brushing my clit. Grabbing the bottle of of the desk I start to pour the wine between my breasts as you look up to see a river of red flow towards your mouth. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Catching the stream of wine in your mouth you lick deeper, you look up at me and smile as I lean my head back and moan. The feeling of the cool win
Random Thoughts
It has been a while since I have written anything. Some things have been building up and I just thought I'd share. As many of you know I am single. I have been for over a year and a half now. Many ask why. Well, probably because I have yet to find a woman who is serious about who or what she wants. I also have a hard time finding women who have self-respect or a sense of commitment/ dignity. Many here get caught up in the attention of this site. Albeit negative attention, they are so without it in their physical life that they are sucked into it here. In my opinion, this is a sign of weakness. A lack of self-confidence or control. So many times I get messages from people who claim to be interested. Naturally I think, " Yeah, ok. Let's see how much." It seems to never fail that these people always get sucked into the black hole that is this site. Soon others will show interest in them and they begin to eat it up becoming arrogant and greedy. Always thinking the grass is greener. I u
Beccaz one of those people that I've met threw a mutual friend, seeing her on other friends page and a few comments she'd made on the mumms caught my eye. I could tell she was pretty all right ... I knew I could be friends with her -but, I was yet to know HOW MUCH so! Our friendship grew from threw the mumm comments to shoutbox and profile comments. She'd already found a spot in my heart and was such a bright spot - but again, I never knew how much so. Like much in life, Time will tell! Well in the time we've gotten to know each other that 'bright' spot has blossomed into a warmth that is shared by only people who live it - knows! So I welcome all the spotlight reader to met Beccaz ... I suggest wearing shades - Cause shes Glowing bright! redbeccaz~Thanks Greg!~@ fubar ~CONGRATULATIONS~ BECCAZ So you've won the convened "SUNDAY SPOTLIGHT" ... I'll be sending you your own original one of a kind - "Sunday Spotlight" tag very soon. Hopefully the honor g
If You Got Something To Say To Me, About Me Say It To My Face..
Ok so for some of you who don't know I used to be an owner in Blitzed out. I decided to stop for a few reasons.. The primary reason being for myself. For this I have been called a backstabber and well I guess that would seem right to some who like to look at a one sided argument. The simple fact of the matter is that I need a break from owning.. any kind of responsibility so I can get my stuff back on track. Did anyone ever bother to ask that? No.. what always mattered what was going on with them.. I'd be there to listen and help people.. So why is it now that I'm a backstabber? Because I'm friends with certain people my friends may not like and the path that I chose was to do my own thing versus trying to keep all my broken family together like I always did? Because I chose option B and chose to do not what everyone else was doing? Well fuck that I'm not going to the lounge "everyone" is in just because its a busy lounge.. I'm not responsible for what everyone else does
Women Translated....from My Point Of View! Please Comment.
While deleting friends last night, something brilliant came to mind, and i just couldnt help but to share this with the world. It seems that i have an amazing talent for decoding what women say. After many years of dealing with all you crazy bitches....i guess i have picked up on your language, and now im going to share it with the world, and expose you all for the lying, manipulative, shallow, hateful, vindictive bitches that you are! Please enjoy! "Hes cute" = Hes not ugly, hes just not good enough looking to date ME! "Hes trustworthy" = Hes not much to look at, so i know he will never leave me. "I need some distance" = This is my way of letting you down easy, and slowly phasing you out of my life! "Im not ready for a relationship right now" = You just arent good enough looking, and im shallow enough to judge you that way! "Hes so ramantic" = Im dating a pansy! "Are you going to wear THAT?" = I completely hate every article of clothing in your wardrobe, and
Photo Comments!
hey everyone!! happy friday. :) well for me, i worked a 9 hour was cool gonna get some good overtime this week :D woo! i have to work all weekend too...if you didnt know already, we had a change of ownership recently, and several people have already, or are planning to leave soon. i seem to be the only one hangin in there :). ahh well...its still a family owned business which i love :) i dont want to work for any kind of corporation. DOWN WITH CORPORATE AMERICA! lol! :P :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D so about the changes to the photo rates...thats effin sweet!! if you have a fav pic or 10 you can come rate it again every week! i love this cause i can keep rating my fav pics of all you guys (and beautiful girls ;)...instead of having to search around for something i havent rated yet :) another new photo feature i noticed; is that when you upload a new photo, the folder automatically goes to the top of your photo files. which is a
Women...enough Said :p
Ok before this one even begins, no offense to any woman on my list, and if you feel you might take offense to any rant that comes from me, please hit the X on your upper right hand side :D Moving right along...what in the fuck is with these women, who are attractive, begging for an ego boost. No no no! Better yet, wtf is wrong with you men that feed into this pathetic crap? And before you start, yes I will disagree with compliments, mostly for fun, but if I say something, it's not for attention, it's just speaking the truth and is no way, shape or form an invitation to try and make me see it your way. Back on track, we have these obviously beautiful women posting Mumm's and what not about needing someone else's opinion on whether she's hot enough to post nsfw pics, or whether she's pretty enough for you to consider fucking, whatever the question is, you've all seen it, so you know damn well what I'm talking about. Now honestly, I'm not sure which part is worse, the broad posting
La*la, Hard2handle & The P*ssy Soldier
Get More at This is to LaLa, Hard2Handle & that p*ssy soldier "OhYouGotDaAIDS"...You lesbian b*tches just play the guys on here & make fools out of them. It is plain to see your into woman. However, some of these guys are so hard up from never getting any they wag around behind you with there tongues dragging. It is sad to think that in the middle of all the fine courageous men & woman fighting for us there are p*ssys like "OhYouGotDaAIDs". He is more woman than La*La & Hard2handle combined. Playing the "lil woman games" from a war zone...copy..paste..."oh look at what she said!" He is a d*mn disgrace to the uniform & to all men & woman that wear it. As far as those two lesbos I just have to laugh. They post something nasty on your page, run away & block you. Can you say W-U-S???? Guys, and girls, I thank each and every single one of you for protecting me, my country and my freedom. But, for goodness sakes save your money. What do you
Why Can't Men Just Listen, Observe And Learn......?
Why is it that when a girl gets upset at a man and doesn't want to talk to them that the guy is always to blind or stupid to see what he did that may have upset her in the first place? No instead they just keep pushing and pushing and pushing until, they push the girl too far. Men need to realize that when a girl is upset it is usually for a very specific lagitamat reason, and there heart or the emotions have been hurt in some way by them....but if they didnt care about them in some small way they wouldn't have been able to hurt them in the first place. Men need to sit back and observe the things that they do and say... the things that effect the girl they are aroung and know that when they make a mistake and hurt her that they may need to just figure out what is wrong themselves and act accordingly, because they girl may not always be able to talk and tell them right away what is wrong...It may just hurt to much at that moment. I am not saying all men are this way, and
Just One Rate!!! 5 Secs Of Your Time Pls!!
Hi! Me and my baby are in a FuCouple of the year Contest. IF you could help us out by just clicking on the picture below which will link to you the photo and rating our picture, it would mean alot to us. If you do help us out pls leave me a comment here so I can show some love back to you. For your one rate, I will rate your page and your default pic 11s. No need to leave comments unless you want to as its a RATES ONLY Contest.!!! Thank you!! Much Love!!
Bu-booty(s) Please Submit!
Flaunt It If You Got It! I am looking to make a "Best Of Fu-Booty(s)" Video/picture Montage. I want to show off what you Fu-Booties got! If you are interested in haveing your beautiful Fu-Booty featured in my collection Pelase submit a picture of your "Fu-Booty" to me. Not all pics submitted will make it into the video. Pics can be marked "NSFW", but need to be clean and the goods need to be covored. All photos will be handled in a professional manner and used only for the video to be displayed for Fubar, after the video is made all photos will be deleted from my comp. If you are looking for some Fubar exposure, I think this is a great way to do it. Let me know asap so we can this ball rolling. Brought to you by: The Seven And 12
01-07-08 (joy)
(joy to the world) Sometimes when your sick, It feels like your never get over it ... Then other times - You can feel like death warmed over one day, Then the next day its like, like ... BAM! You're all better? I guess I'm 'all right' with the world again ... Feelin' good and at peace I dont know what got me all hippy today? But hey, I'm breathing threw my nose & have a bounce in my step - so I wont knock it! Well, so I hope this finds you all "Joyful" I'll just go on my way and hopefully The next time we meet, we are all hippy ... err - umm - I mean HAPPY? Dont I? So - Today's comment ... Whacha think? Sometimes I think a lot can be said ... without saying a word! So YOU tell me ... What did my original Monday Greet Say to you?
Look Before You Leap
Why do women fall into the toilet if men leave the toilet seat up...? Not a hard question but one that has been debated for ages... This is something that gets arguments from all across the globe... I hope I am not starting a real debate war here... or maybe no one cares like the men who leave the seats up perhaps. I am really confused as to why it is so important for the seat to be left down especially because when I sit I look.
The Day My Brothers Went Away
(in memory of the firefighters & police officers that died on 9/11) Will someone tell me why theres a tear in Lady Liberty's Eye, Is It Sorrow?  is it pain? Or is it because so many didn't have to die in vain ? They did their job with pride, with an honor that cannot be denied, and we will forever remember that day, When so many heroes went away. Will someone tell me why there's a tear in Lady Liberty's Eye, Is it sorrow ? is it pain ? Or is it because so many didn't have to die in vain? With pride they did the job that that they do, With an honor felt by so few, And I'll never forget that day, When so many heroes went away. As we ponder the great unknown, with an honor that is always shown, We will always remember that day when so many heroes went away.
Questions Why is it, He breathes into her ear, His words husky notes, That make her heart beat faster, As they lay tangled up together. That Death is enough, To scare us into living, And Life is enough, To scare us into dying? She pulls him closer, As she considers his question. I think, She says at last, While she traces designs onto his chest. Designs that swirl like curling paper shavings, On the hard canvas of his breast. Its because when we are living without threat, We are scared of becoming threatened She stops tracing the gentle patterns over his heart, As she listens to it beat, The thumping that assures her he is alive, And that she will stay so. She tries to form the rest of her answer. Struggling for the words that will make sense, In the black confusion the question presents. But when we are finally threatened, Our fear of it doesn't matter anymore, So we live. We live and realize what we've been missing. H
1 Week And 1 Day
Today marks 1 week and 1 day since I lost someone I truly loved. We never could quite see eye to eye, compromise was never something that the two of us were willing to try. I feel I lost my best friend. It was a short relationship yes, but in the short time we knew each other, I spent my every waking second out side of work talking to her. Theres a song called a letter to me, and in that song a verse stands out to me so powerful. He talks about himself being hurt after breaking up, and he says "A pain like that is fast and its rare. She wasn't right for you yet you still feel theres a knife sticking out your back". That is so true. I question myself all the time. Many times a day I ask, could you have tried to understand Bradley, could you not just accept what you were being told? It's hard to accept what I'm told, actions speak so much louder than words. Why should I have to accept what I'm told? Why couldn't I have been satisfied, with that special someone seeing things were b
01-25-08 (thanks)
~ I T 's ~ L E T S January 25, 2008 Welcome! Writing the date it occurred to me that Christmas was JUST one month ago! -wow- I thought that was like ages ago ... Just seems that so much time has laps since the holidays, (to me it does, how about you?) Just wanted to THANK YOU for all the kind words & thoughts. Very nice of you to care, it makes me feel warm knowing That there
01-26-08 (hippies)
Jan. 26, 2008 Pardon my Elton John Vid ... I actually was going to have Bob Marley's "One Love" And somehow started listening to some older stuff from that era ... Next thing I knew it turned into either: A)Good-bye Yellow Brick Road B) "Daniel" ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Or C) what you're have right now.. So I guess you can tell That I'm feeling a little like myself (Hippy and all) lol ... I guess that's a good thing ??? "damn hippies!" My profile does touch on that a bit ... I dislike to be categorize, but it's done all the time for sake of comparison And to give YOU an idea of: "what makes me tick" I'll reiterate my "hippy-ways" to you briefly: I'm pro-individuality but not countercultural I'm a peace lover and totally against the war but Support the troops and would fight for this nation if called upon. I love all people regardless of race, creed, religion or sexual orientation But I think I still give anima
01-31-08 (magic 2)
January 31, 08 Happy to see you, I hope this blog finds you well. Today's my eldest birthday Happy Birthday Son! Which kinda ties into the whole magical theme ... Being that watching the birth of my children has to be among the most magical experiences I've ever witnessed. I feel that 'magic' has more meaning than the 'illusions' that the word itself is associated with. To me magic is the things that AWE you ... The unexpected endings even The goose bumps you feel while spectating nature is as magical as those you pay to see: Not discounting the magic that entertainment provides. But looking out and gazing into a rising sun every morning has provided me with magical moments for years. As does a sunset -or- A crazy storm blowing in ... With those displays wondrous moments of a light show mixed with natures percussion playing a lullaby upon a roof top. I also think there is magic in the chemistry between people: Who can de
For All My Friends
Just A Song For All My Friends. (If You Don't Like Country Too Bad, I Liked The Words 8-P) kthxbye -AsH.WeeE Lyrics I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow, and each road leads you where you wanna go, and if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the one that means the most to you. And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window, if it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile. But more than anything, more than anything... My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, your dreams stay big, your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold, and while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, Yeah, this, is my wish. I hope you never look back, but you never forget, all the ones who love you, in the place you left, I hope you always f
Helping Out
If You Are Willing To Help Out With Sarge's Bad Girls In Anyway. Please Leave A Comment. Any Help Is Appreciated Thank You Sgt. Raider Owner/Promoter For Sarge's Bad Girls
I have few Fubar friends of my own. It seems in this vast ocean of people, I swim in a small pond. I like it this way. If I wanted the big fish, I’d swim out. I don’t. I like the warm, the small, the cozy, the familiar. What I’ve discovered is that my friends do too. I started with about two, Sug and Fitches. I met more and guess who they knew? Sug and Fitches. I even met a few on my own and without exception, somewhere on their list of established friends was another friend of mine. No introduction. No first dance. No gloved hand. Just the immediate intimacy of my small pond. Again and again. I went so far as to meet a couple new people and they then met Fitches. Always the same comment: “Fitches, good people.” This I know. That’s why he’s in my family and my small pond. Strangely, Fitches’ friends are far more discriminating. I’ve never been approached by a friend of his saying: “Hey, you know Fitches. You’re in.” Nope. They’re way too smart for that,
I remember my mother saying 2 me last year, "its time u enjoyed life 2". So here i am asking myself, am i enjoying my life? Hell no. I'm running in2 the same thingz az every other year - surrounding my self with ppl who dont mean what they say, ppl trying 2 uze the fuck out of me and ppl who cant respect my time. I CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE SHOW in a FUBAR LOUNGE cuz i get fucking interrupted for 6 hourz that i had set aside 2 finish the material up 4 the show. And yes, im getting 2 be one GROUCHY cold FUCK. If u were 2 ask me why, i'd tell u...."i'm a product of everything u have done 2 me." And dont tell me not 2 be a such hater,...becuz U created the hater i am. Will i ever change? Only when U do.
The Wise 19 Year Old. (in Progress)
->//_-DeMark...: for what a small 5 client office? I'm sure that your 19 year old ass has a very important network under control //_-DeMark...: look dude Im done w/ you Jules said your her fam and shes my friend so we r done mmk? //_-DeMark...: i am ^_^ ->//_-DeMark...: sure you are,sure you are //_-DeMark...: lol dude Im an IT administrator doesnt get any better than that O_o ->//_-DeMark...: awww don't be jealous im sure you'll get a better job than you have hang in there keep your head up //_-DeMark...: yea they are amazing arent they^_^ w00t got called a fag by a 33 yr old dude that sits on the comp all day and talks shit to kids while searching for NSFW pics to beat his meat to wow ->//_-DeMark...: right im glad i can be your idol and I love your faggy little faces you make after every cstatement //_-DeMark...: your welcome man I wanna be just like you when I grow up ^_^
Fu-drama And Personal Guilt
I probably need to step away from Fubar for a bit. I've met some pretty wonderful people. Some of whom I care about pretty deeply. I treasure the moments I've spent with them. The last thing I intended to do was cause pain to anyone. I got fu-married to a wonderful, sweet, lovely woman. This has caused pain to people I care for. People I'd crushed on. Friends. 'Family' members. I can't take that back. To anyone wounded, or who has felt slighted, all I can say is I'm sorry. I never wanted to mess with anyone's heart. You are all pretty special people. I probably need to step back for a bit and reassess who I am here, and what I've done. Again, I'm sorry. ~jgw
Good Popo
I live on the corner of a one way street and, leaving my driveway, I often cut straight to the main road instead of driving all the way around the block. This morning was no exception. What made it slightly different was that a cop saw me do it. At first I thought I was going to get away with it but then, a couple streets later, there flashed the blue and red. He asked me, "did you just come from so-and-so street?" and I sheepishly replied "yeah, but I live right on the corner". Apparently that didn't make it any less illegal. When he was done with his 'bad girl, you shouldn't break the law' blah blah speech I felt like a little girl who just got a scolding from her father. When he walked away the tears were welling up in my eyes and I had a lump in my throat. He just gave me a warning, thank goodness, and rest assured I will not be taking the short cut anytime soon.
My Biggest Giveaway!!!
> LOTS AND LOTS OF PRIZES TO BE WON! CONTEST WILL START SAT. MARCH 1ST @ NOON EASTERN TIME! There are many Sub contests that make up this whole contest.... 15,000 comments in 2 weeks (ends March 15th @ noon eastern) Gets you a ticker or 250,000fubux 25,000 comments in 3 weeks (ends March 22nd @ noon eastern) Gets you 300,000 FuBucks and a 1day Blast 35,000 comments in 4 weeks (ends March 29th @ noon eastern) Gets you 350,000 Fubucks and a 3day Blast 45,000 comments in 5 weeks (ends April 5th @ noon eastern) Gets 350,000 Fubucks and a 3day Blast and a Ticker And 100,000 comments in 9 weeks!(ends May 3rd @ noon eastern) ♥1 month Vip ♥7day Blast ♥1 ticker ♥500,000 FuBucks So heres what you need to do to enter Make sure you are a friend and a Fan leave me a blog comment that you are in and for which of these contest, along with a link to the photo you want used. RULES No drama Must be a friends and a fan in order
Real Friends.
Here's the deal. I have been going to Lansing, KS for almost a year now, once a month to do some tattooing work at a friends house. I've made some pretty good money some nights, and other...not so good. Last night, Feb.23, I was there and the friendship was abruptly ended. A little background into this whole thing: Hugh and Denice invited me to "swing" with them, and being a horny widowed guy, I accepted. This was in October of 2006. Recently though, I have been trying to get involved with some of the other females that are brought in to the mix. Three times...three mistakes. I've been getting sick of HIS leftovers. Every time I start getting to Emotionally involved with these CUNTS, Hugh would tell me to "man up" and "quit being a pussy". Meanwhile he's fucking them every weekend 50 miles away from me. Pretty easy to say this shit when YOU'RE getting laid all the time. The last time this happened, he called my cell phone to bitch at me, to tell me I needed to "man up".
So...yesterday I was really disappointed in a few people here on Fubar...particularily one person...yes Rick...aka Quit rub'n my banana,and flickin my grapes"protecting the cuties @~EYE CANDY~' I don't understand how you could beg me to work in a lounge we had fun in...then twist it all around after you and I had a special "trusting" friendship... You knew i was over a past relationship...and you at 38 years old...led me on with your words...your supposingly wisdom... You knew i liked you alot, you knew I would go there on spring break to meet up with you if you wanted...and yet..after I told you something very private..somehow i knew it would turn up like this. But you know..that is neither here nor there...apparently your just like the rest. You act like a saint when you would tell me stuff like you did not like the way Hood was letting Candy take over the lounge with Naugty. You sent all of us pictures claiming Naughty was a fake didn't you rick? You sent it on this link http:
((all)) The Friendship Circle Members
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Suck Ass Pricks
To the so few who think im some game or piece of ass,i don't need you sending me bullshit mail telling me crap & i sure as hell don't need down in the mouth asswipes,you know who you are & i have put up with your shit for years even before this freaky lil sex starved derogative site came about,which yes i find so belittling,thats why my pics are mine if i make them private then thats my choice,i love my body but i choose who sees it & if you don't like it go jump cause i don't give a damn & another thing ask yourself what love is instead of throwing it around like its some game don't tell someone you love them cause your a lonely ass,get a life this is virtual reality at its best,love is real go find it & learn. I am done with my bitch session,i am such a good bitch when i wanna be. Regards Me :p
Not Too Late
I'm sitting here alone thinking to my self there's no one else left to blame I have to wake up and realize my shame No one told me love was tough You were right for me Where did I go wrong I have to make it right even if it turns out rough Lived my days wondering why Had so much happen Had nowhere to turn Found you deep inside my heart Held onto the past Pushed you further away I wish I knew how to make this right I should have given you my all right from the start Tore my heart in two kept the broken and threw the other away is it too late to ask for maybe? is it too late to tell you I love you baby? I can only try my best Try to make you see there is another side of me So I can finally put my tears to rest try to make you believe there is another world inside of me No one ever told me the world was cruel I had to find out for myself Fight along the way just to survive another day I found myself, inside of you your love gave me that fuel
Come Hear Me Sing
A Sad Day For Me
Beta Man!!
Besides Roxxanne I also have a Beta Fighting fish. His name is Beta Man!! He is pretty bad ass and evil. Jumps out of the bowl to attack my finger....I really like the mean lil buggar so I wrote a song bout him. Its called beta man and its sung to the toon of Pearl Jam's Better Man Waitin', watchin' the clock, it's four o'clock, it's time to eat Feed him, clean his bowl, he practices his swimming As he opens the door, he rolls over... Pretends to sleep, as he swims on over He cant lie and says he's in love with him, can't find a beta man... He dreams and of course he dreams of his fin, can't find a beta man... Can't find a beta man Can't find a beta man Ohh... Talkin' to himself, there's no one else in his bowl because he would kill themmmmmm Memories back when he was in a cup at a pet shop waiting for...Dallas to come along... Swears he knew it, now he swears his fish memory is gone He cant lie and says he's in love with him, can't find a beta ma
Truth Will Set You Free
Here It Is The Ten Lovely Ladies Plus One
Not Going To Party On Saturday
Tonight I received a phone call from my mother telling me that my eldest sister passed away. I am on my way back to Canada to be with my family. It has been very devastating and I don't believe it has happened...I'm so cold from shock and not quite understanding why and how as of yet. Tulsa and the rest of the girls I guess I will have to meet you all another time because it is important to me to get home to Ontario Canada asap. Thank you for your friendship love you all love Kris
Man Stuff
i got my hands dirty today. you wouldn't understand, i'm a man, and i fixed stuff, and used grease.
Tell Me Tell Me Tell Me!!!! Pwease?:p
Cus I hate feeling left out and stuff. Tell me 10 things you know about me or 10 things you like about me!!
Houdini's wife in the throes of passion decides to handcuff him to the headboard...
Lmao... Ya Think?!?!
"You should enhance your feminine side at this time" *snortz* Is there a reason I got this one right after I started softball practice?!?!?
My Day Was Fine Until You Showed Up :p
Well people I guess I have finally succumbed to the annoyance and pettiness of this site we call Fubar. The more and more I log in, the more I wonder WTF am I getting myself into. I have been here for quite awhile and have saw it go from Lost Cherry, to Cherry Tap and now what we call Fubar. Well out of all the names I think FUBAR fits BEST! Yep, seems to me half this fukers are Fuked Up BeyonD All Recognition or Repair whichever or BOTH...TRUE STORY! I love all my friends, even the phony ones but I have decided I need a DETOX. No I am not deleting, thats just stupid. I worked hard enough to get where I am and will be damn if I start over unless they delete my sh*t on their own LOL. But I will say that I have never been on a site where DAILY bullsh*t is as common as everyone's default being a tit pic. All of us are old enough yet instead we act like the kids we gave birth to. Not all this applies to everyone because I have met WONDERFUL people on here. They know who they are and i
I Hate Everyone
Some stupid chick in the checkout line Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes And some old man who clipped coupons Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes But I couldn't take it anymore so I left I hate everyone (4x) All the people on the street, I hate you all And the people that I meet, I hate you all And the people that I know, I hate you all And the people that I don't, I hate you all Oh, I hate you all Some fucking asshole just cut me off And gave me the finger when I fucking honked Then he proceeded to put on the brakes He slammed on the brakes, but I made a mistake When I climbed out of my van he was waiting But he was six three and two hundred pounds of Satan I hate everyone (4x) All the people on the street, I hate you all And the people that I meet, I hate you all And the people that I know, I hate you all And the people that I don't, I hate you all Oh, I hate you all I bet you think I'm kiddin
Just A Heads Up
make sure you piss before you cut jalepino peppers. because god damn.
[down And...]
I need a gallon of water and a bucket of sleep. I figured all that coffee this morning would keep me awake, spry me up, but I still wound up attempting to take a nap- then some dick rang my doorbell about 10 minutes into a dream, told him to piss off and I didn't give a flying fuck about my asphalt. Then some other dick rang my doorbell right after I got finished settling into bed. I told him I didn't want any universalese for FUCK OFF 4 hours of sleep, 10:00 meetings, papers, graduation arrangements... and I have still yet to have sat down to a third serious session on my new book project. *rubs his very dry eyes, they sound like glass being rubbed with razors* It's 50* in here. How cool is that? Also, one more paper and some bullshit final test. If not two. Who fucking cares, let's start the parade early so I can get it out of the way and take a fucking nap. Not the best fucking day of my life, but thank god its not the worst. I could be stripped naked and thro
Friends Folder
My VIP will be expiring on my birthday (May 4th, which is Sunday), so I won't have any pic space. So I'm trying to upload as much as I can now. I have a friends folder and if your pic isn't in it and you want it to be, tell me and I'll add it. Just because its not there already doesn't mean I don't like you, I've just been slacking.
Caption It | Vol.2 | 001
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.
Reason #1
...because when I cry at night and you hold me and ask me why, "I don't know" is a perfectly acceptable answer.
Reason #2
...because tonight you are going to watch The Notebook with me... and probably cry...and pubicly admit that you liked it.
Alone On A Subway.....
I just came across this article about a New York City columnist who has started an uproar by telling readers they allow their 9yr old child to ride the NYC subway alone!I am just wondering whats wrong with them.... I suppose I won't know for sure until I get there but I doubt my son will be left home alone at 9 let alone be able to travel the city unattended! "Critical parents accuse her of being everything from tragically misguided to engaging in child abuse. Yet, others agree with her that the current generation of parents has become "helicopter parents" who unnecessarily hover around their young children and treat them like fragile and delicate objects that must be watched and protected at all cost. Among those who agree with the columnist, some recall being allowed to run errands at seven and eight years of age without incident. Among those who disagree is a father of three in California, who cites dangerous traffic that makes letting a nine-year-old navigate the streets a
Friends Know Best (straight)
Friends Know Best (Straight) Barb, had just gone through a really bad divorce and was trying to get on with “life on her own”. Facing the world as a single lady, she was nearer to that dreaded 50, than she liked to think about. Her friends had been very supportive through it all. What she did not know, is that they had also been scheming up a plan too. They wanted to give her a vacation, where she could relax. They knew she needed time, out of the city and far from work. As kind of a joke, they wanted to make it someplace this city girl, would never go, on her own. Her friends got together the money and paid for it all, so she could not back out. She was due to start a new job at the end of the month, so they ganged up on her, telling her she had to take some time NOW. Her best friend, steps forward handing Barb an envelope. She looked a little puzzled, as she opened it up. It contain round-trip airfare to Denver, then a chauffeured ride from the airport, ab
Name That Tune Round 7!
Name that tune! Band and song title! First to comment gets 5k FuBucks! I will be playing this game all day so watch for my blogs in your bartabs! If you know the answer but don't want the bucks pls comment but don't give the answer so somebody can win the bucks! Hey, don't write yourself off yet. It's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on. Just try your best, try everything you can. And don't you worry what they tell themselves when you're away. It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle, it'll up the ride. Everything will be just fine, everything will be alright. Hey, you know they're all the same. You know you're doing better on your own, so don't buy in. Live right now. Yeah, just be yourself. It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else. It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride. Everything will be just fine, everything will be alright. It just takes some time, little girl you're in the mi
Hoehunter Goes To Venice?
Tarot - Makes More Sense Now :)
I signed up for that lotus tarot thing... *shrugs* fuggit... Here's my first reading... :) how you feel about yourself now (The Moon) You feel confused, vulnerable and full of doubts, however, all is not as it seems. Feel the fear and do it anyway, because all will turn out well. Expect the new and unexpected into your life. Your turbulent emotions are muddying the waters so step back and try to find clarity of mind, although this may seem difficult. Things may seem tough or confusing but stick with it, it's right for you. The Moon is a good omen if you are in a clandestine affair. what you most want at this moment (The Hanged Man) The cards suggest Master0fPuppets, that what you most want at this time is to have it all, why should you have to give something or someone up? Perhaps you feel a victim and that events are not going as planned. Trust that this is a passage from one phase of your life to another. If you are not sure what or who you need to give up, trus
Show Your Pride
TONITE 8-10pm CST/9-11pm EST RIGHT HERE... PROVE TO THE WHOLE FU WORLD THAT FU*BOMBERS ARE THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BEST BOMBERS Are you ready to kick some a$$ and take names later?
Tues 05-20-08 (tuesday Train Returns)
Tuesday, May 19, 2008
Idle Threaths Form A Asshat
ACHILLES™....: you have yourself a super day now K ACHILLES™....: oh and that I now have most of they're IP now 2 thanks to their fake accounts ->ACHILLES™....: lol alright, am not even a member there but i am a member of your lounge. i can relay the message though ACHILLES™....: BIG ACHILLES™....: tell them sonething VER Y GIG is about to happen to them ALL lmfao....mmm k ->ACHILLES™....: something i can help you with? ->ACHILLES™....: yes i know who the Rev Kevin is but dont know him well ACHILLES™....: lol ACHILLES™....: yes....I know ->ACHILLES™....: actually no i don't, my lounge owner (NAME REMOVED) know them well ACHILLES™. DJ Eternal: ACHILLES™....: do you know much about SER lol ->ACHILLES™....: hello ACHILLES™....: Whats up ! READ THAT FROM BOTTOM TO TOP OK ACHILLES YOU ASS HAT YOU LIKE TO MAKE IDLE THREATHS DO WHAT EVER THE FUCK YER GONNA DO WHICH IS NOTHIN BESIDE WHINE BITCH MOAN AND COMPLAIN AND GET MORE PEOPLE PISSED AT YA. WHO YA TRYIN TO FOOL BUT YE
Regarding The Nudes Album
I posted an album of a girl having sexual acts, girl on girl action, and then some. I did this because the moment I posted pics of me in a bathing suit certain individuals seem to think I needed to pose nude. These pics were to feed their own passion and to let me know what type of people I am talking to on here. In other words..I TESTED YOU...I am evil like this. lol
Fri 05-23-08 ("quotes")
Friday, May 22, 2008 Well, The summer season has officially begun You KNOW what that means don't cha? White Shoes! *laughs* I have no idea WH
Tuesday 5/28/08 Thought Of The Day..
I see tons of Tiffany Teen profiles daily, some are even VIP. Raven Riley used to be #1. Click the pic to see more images like these rofl. Have a happy Tuesday.
Where Is Xena ?????
Just by way of background for you, last year I was unwell with a serious Liver Disorder following which my marriage disintegrated. My spouse and I are now separated however, the emotional stress and trauma appears to be taking its toll once again, unfortunately, and there is some concern that i may be taking ill again. Aside from which I am having some lumps in my neck checked out, so just so u are all aware, I am in a bit of a fight mode, so anyone that says or does the wrong thing will either be ignored or flattened by my thunder. Please keep me in your prayers, I don't intend to be defeated, I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO IN THIS LIFE. I will try and keep you all posted on what is happening, and ask that if you need to contact me, and i don't respond to a shout, you send me a private message and I will most definitely respond. PS It's My Birthday on Tuesday 10th June, 2008 i will be on then, so come and say Hi, I really could use a laugh and some light hearted company. Luv
how you feel about yourself now (Wheel Of Fortune) Perhaps you feel due for a bit of good luck or indeed are experiencing some at the moment. The Wheel of Fortune is a card of destiny. What is happening now we could call fate, so if positive things are happening with your love life, career or finances this is no coincidence. If no such things are happening, expect a sudden change in fortune. The Magician what you most want at this moment (The Magician) What you most want is a new love in your life, and when The Magician appears, a new love affair or perhaps a rekindled affair is at hand. All things new are possible, the result is up to you - its all dependent on just how much you want it. The Hierophant your fears (The Hierophant) Are you really your best counsel? Probably not at this moment in time. You are worried that you will sell yourself short and agree to something that you don’t feel morally comfortable with. For example you may really desire marriage but the
You'lll Shoot Your Eye Out!
So, last night we were drunk. If you don''t know my living situation I live with ,y ex. We were all drinking last night, and my ex pulled out an airsoft gun and shot me in the eye. He swears he didn't think it was loaded. He says it was fun gone wrong... He had a date over and she saw the whole exchange. I told her that she must be one hell of a girl if she's still talking to him because I wouldn't be. He tells me that it was an accident d that it should be forgiven. I think he's just wanting to make excuses for irresponsible behavior. This is the third time in a row that he's been drinking and done something stupid. Last time he threatened my life. He says I'm being bitter and unforgiving... and that it was just me that would hold it against him. I want to kill him.
Hit By Truck Effects
Well I got hit by a truck today and Just got out of the hospital.....Just kidding!!! Got to love Special Effects!!! Enjoy I put alof of work in this. feel free to comment, good , bad or indifferant!! Guy not having a good DayUploaded by bigdawg691
My caffeine intake today has been 0mg plus or minus any that is in the air. This would probably explain my pounding headache.
So, I've recently re-discovered Twitter, a social networking site that you basically just text in updates about what you're doing, news, etc. I found out about it when I wanted to get updates about Big Brother from one other the people who blogged about the show. Anyway, if you wanna sign up and give me something to do during boring days for me, it's My username is punkin2. (There was already a Punkin when I signed up, dammit). Or, you can just text: follow punkin2 to 40404. C'mon! Give me some excitement!!!
And This Matters Why?
I was asked why I deleted my original account on fubar... to be honest..I was mad. I was frustrated with some of the people I kept closest to me here for being oblivious to the fact that I was lonely. I was also trying to delete people on my friends lists because I accepted nearly every request from the day I joined..leaving me with over 6,000 people as friends. It became a daunting task to daily go through page after page after page to remove people I knew I never spoke to in the first place. I am prone to moodiness. Not that I should have to state fact...but I am aware of it incase you aren't familiar with me enough to know this yourselves. I am HIGHLY opinionated, and some of my opinions tend to keep me on a tangent for long periods of time. I try to avoid drama, though it invariable finds me from time to time...I prefer never to deal with it. I am not confrontational, but I do not like twisting in the wind emotionally when I have something vested. My time is pe
I've covered this before, but a recent mumm made me think of this again. I have a belief that people who tolerate abuse Like it, and deserve it. There is no reason for someone to tolerate putdowns, beatings, etc unless they secretly enjoy them. And I really can't stand pathetic excuses about "staying for the kids". A child would get much more traumatized living in those conditions than with a single parent. Seriously.
The Real Eternal
I think I have had more than my share of listening to the stories that are circulating on the internet about my personal life and involvement with the Reverend Eternal, he is so scared to be found out that he is busy trying to have people seek you out and have you side with him. I don't want to discourage anyone from being a part of his life - in fact I encourage you to meet him in person and pull him into your life, and just like every other person that I have talked to who has... your view of him will soon become clear - a lepoard cannot change his spots. Like you I met Kev here on the internet, we spent a lot of time chatting on yahoo, webcam-ing, and talking on the phone until the wee hours of the morning. He spent alot of time telling me how special I was to him and how I meant more to him than anyone else that he knew. He pointed out to me that he felt closer to me in just a couple of weeks than he did in the 8 or more months he had been talking to britt (DJ KAK TEASE). He told
Tag You R It
i was tagged by darth goatse.........thx eeeeever so much Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i hate hate my boobs 2. i live in a tin can back hurts right now bisexual 5.i think these things are dumb 6.i wanna smash the kids dad with a sledge hammmer sleepy right now 8. im wearing leopard print underwear 9.morgan is asleep on my lap 10 .i can shoot milk from my tits(ask punkin and mo mo they have been witnesses to it) i tag gothadelic , daddy rocks hard, drunk fox ,master virgin sin, and terrorfel
Wtf Is Wrong With People
whats wrong with some of the people on here...i have 2 friends on here who hav given SOOO MUCH to others and when i say soo much i mean soo much and they do it all just to make people smile and they are being treated like shit cause people get pissed about what they do for others...grow the fuck up thats none of their business..then i meet a girl today who is being harrased by 2 others all because of something stupid..thought this was a site for grown ups not children,then to top it off i was just told by a friend who didnt know me at all and has done alot to help in the short time ive known him all out of the kindest of his heart that i am one of the few people to ever say thank you to him...Im lucky to have some of the greatest people on here as friends i just find it so unfortunate that some people here are so selfish,childish and full of hate....sorry lol just had to get that out xoxoxo
Third Person Thursday
This Thursday, the Third of July shall be "Talk About Yourself in the Third Person Thursday" The words I, me, & my all could use a little vacation, so join Pete in celebration of Third Person Thursday. Pete hopes to see you join in, and tell your friends.
The List!
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Be Safe On The 4th
The Perfect Blowjob
The room dim lit... I see you there before me... my wrists lightly bound, sitting in a sturdy, high back chair... In your bed room... My elbows rest sensually my knees, legs spread slightly... My ankles fastened to the chair legs... but, they are not your bindings... My shoulders drawn, head high... You see my breast rising with every breath, shallow, calm and slow... My chest filled with pride, knowing you will walk in upon me in this manner... Blindfolded, and the music just loud enough that I do not see or hear you enter the room... Candle light flickering, dancing all around my naked body, peaceful, my mind at ease... You smell my scent, now lingering in the room, heavy laden with my own musk ... My anticipations draw my shoulders back as I take in the darkness surrounding me... Masked, your light dances and runs rampant in my mind, I am sure you are near, yet still unsure where... You lie back in the shadows, "glowing like the light of phosphorous, best viewed when all around is d
Fergie - Pedestal
in my so called "real world" I dont deal with lots of drama especially hate...but on fubar there is lots of both..maybe being 34 years old kind of helps. I stay busy with work, family, friends and the organisation I am part of. But fubar had showed me some hate and drama that made me almost want to leave at one point. At the same time, you meet so many nice people and you have a good time that now looking back, how stupid of me to think to leave, because of some hating ass people...this song goes out to all of am sure there are still some Pedestal - Fergie
Sigh, #1
Midgets are plucking my last nerve. They are self promoting and yet being allowed as comments? WTH?
Autism Genes Discovered
THIS IS SO EXCITING! I PRAY FOR THE DAY WHERE A LINK CAN BE DISCOVERED FOR MY BABY!! Hazel Eyes ______________________________________________ Autism Genes Unlock Disorder's Mystery Autism Discovery Heightens Hope for Cure By JOHN MCKENZIE July 10, 2008 New findings by Harvard researchers may bring families one step closer to discovering a cure for autism, a disorder shrouded in mystery. Researchers have found new genes that play a role in the development of autism. Research published in the journal Science, today, reveals new genes that are implicated in autism. And the latest findings provide critical insight into how the disorder impacts children. "We're now understanding from our study just what genes are involved," said Dr. Christopher Walsh, chief of genetics at Children's Hospital in Boston, who led the study. "We're finding the genes that are involved are those that are involved in learning. And we are understanding how these genes are abnormal." As ma
My List Of Things To Do Before I Die
I'm not sure if anyone else has a list like this but here is mine. =] 1. Make out with a rock star 2. Fly in an airplane 3. Jump out of an airplane 4. Bungee Jump 5. Learn to play guitar 6. Swim with dolphins 7. Own a 1968 Shelby Mustang
How Do I Say Thank You???
Hairy Beasts!
OMFG GUYS! Today I got to pet a wild groundhog. I went to feed some ducks at a stream we have here, and this fucking groundhog was waddling right up with them. I gave him pop corn. He rubbed against my leg and wanted more. It was adorable. Never saw one that close up, let alone touched one.
Ppvi-if You're Broken...i'm Your Girl!
Ok that's it! I am declaring myself incapable of dating anyone I choose for myself! So pay close attention all of you handsome devils...I don't want any part of you beyond laughter. You flirt, compliment me, say something naughty. I will be polite, I will laugh back..but in my head I will be thinking about anything but your handsomeness or your wicked ways. I am not angry. I am exhausted, and feeling very BLAH! If you gave me a room filled with 100 men. 95 of them decent hard working honest men, completely capable of having a healthy relationship, and 5 men who are incabable of having any type of healthy relationship due to any circumstance. Telling me to pick 5 men to get to know and see what comes of it...I'd pick the 5 who would never come to fruition. Why is that? I'm not stupid...but I feel stupid. I feel like a fool for bashing my head into the same wall at every turn. I wish I could remember what it was like to believe blindly and love like there was no tomorrow. I wi

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