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Marijuana Moratorium -- How To Ignore The Voters And The Law
By Steve Elliott in Chronic City, Government, Health Tuesday, Aug. 4 2009 @ 12:45PM Dispensary moratorium: Latest political fad? One by one, across California, the lights are winking out. In city after city, town after town, patients who had dared hope they would at last have safe access to the medicine recommended by their physicians are having those hopes dashed by political cowardice, inertia, and the status quo. In case you haven't noticed, medical marijuana is yet another front in the culture wars. Conservative hamlets which aren't yet ready for the 21st Century notion of patients being legally allowed to treat themselves with cannabis are turning off the light of hope for those who have already waited 13 years for the hope of Proposition 215 to become a reality. Cheering on the dispensary ban fad are our friends at the California Police Chiefs Association, who released a reefer madness-tinged "report" in April claiming that cities allowing dispen

More Thoughts
I seem to have a special knack for pissing people off..is it a gift or a curse? I am dreading the doc tomorrow I got the sad when john commented my last blog..I am a wuss I seriously am doubting decisions I have made that I cannot fix my mother truly is the epitome of evil anyone know who teenycokoncam is? I think he has a crush on me

Hurting Badly
I am seriously hurting bad... my daughter has lived with my sister for awhile, and my sister called trying to figure stuff out about the house she was hanging at. Well today I ran into an old friend of my daughters, and asked him who this Autmn girl is where my daughter has been hanging out. Well he told me it was a dope house, I honestly believe my daughter is not using, but she should not be hanging out there. I told my sister what I was told, my daughter text me 1st saying not to talk to her for awhile, then it followed with I lost all her trust, and then she sent me another one saying and her respect. This is killing me. It is the only thing that keeps running through my mind, because she is really the only one I consider family besides my son. I don't want her hanging out in bad neighborhoods and such, it's hurting me but I want my daughter alive, not ending up dead with all the gang bangers that hang out in that area....it is one of the roughest areas of town. My heart is breakin

Walkabout,,,
...well, I'm going to be taking an internet break for a few weeks. Got some time off work and gonna be spending most of it helping out my folks. My mom still can't do everything she used to...and my dad could use a break. I also got some artwork I really want to get to (sketches for some of you among other things) and some books I want to read. It's good to just get offline now and then...it can be such a distraction at times. Those of you that know how to contact me off of here, feel free to. Some people I absolutely adore being distracted by. So if you got anything to say to me on here, you got til about midnight or so when I'll probably pass out. If you want the cell number, just ask, though it's only a few weeks. Doubt I'll be that missed. Just some random thoughts about random people on here that have been tumbling through my brain: I know you still want a Wizard of Oz style sketch...I will work on it. :) You're stronger than you know with all you'v

Must Read!!
Message from Firechief: "Attention All, The 2nd Alarm Hotties a group I founded on my owned and asked a 2 face Bluedemon to help me in the start only to have him leave after I did a Real Cash Contest has with the help of a young lady (who needs help) think they are running the 2nd Alarm Hotties and yes they have taking over the profile I started and even allowed men in the group. Between the 2 of them I watch them run the Hotties into the groud and I would ask that you pay no mind to either of them. I shut the name 2nd Alarm Hotties Down last month and thesr 2 who between them both dont have a clue how to run, promote yet have to steal an idea I had dating back to lost cherry days. So if you see them tell them to create their own group as neither will ever be able to take the hotties to the level we had it many times" This is what firechief have posted on his profile to bring Blue, Anni and this group down. Due to this we have decided to change the name of our group. Any suggestions

Booooooooooooo!
So the sister in law left Texas today to come back home to start working so she can make some real money for when my brother gets discharged from the Army in October...well....She got up to Gainesville and a tire blew off the car...She's stuck there til noon tomorrow when they can get the ball bearing in that was ruined during the blow out...So *sigh* dunno when I'm gonna get to see my Em-Dogg now :(

Just Trying To Help
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when Drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purificationProcess of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health .

Follow Me...
Hello lovely fubar folks...I just started a new twitter account. I will be using this to get out 'top secret' information about the FWord (including contests, etc.), for special offers and just as a great way to share info. I would love it if you came along for the ride! You can find me at: https://twitter.com/TmoneyFubarThanks!

A Daughters Letter
It seems like it were only yesterday When you held me in your arms, Free from any pain, safe from any Harm. When I was young you were hard on me, and at times a little rough, But now I realize you did it to make me stronger for the times when things get tough.. You took my hand and walked me down the aisle, though you were giving me away, you did it with a smile. The lessons you taught me , made me what I am today, filled with pride,and feeling strong, you showed me how to have confidence when I'm right, and the courage to admit when I am wrong. So I come here to say thank you for all your lessons, and all your love, and I know whenever I need your guidance, I need only to look to Heaven above.

Mobile Phone Uploads Feedback
I have received random complaints about some mobile phone uploads not working. If you are having problems with this and have gone through the procedure to reconfigure your phone and it is still not working, can you please let me know the follwoing. 1. Who is your carrier?2. What phone are you using?3. Has it ever worked for you in the past?4. Do you get any error codes and can you describe what happens when you try to upload from your phone. Any additional information regarding the details of your mobile phone and carrier would be helpful. If your mobile phone uploads are working fine, can you please tell me 1. Your carrier2. What type of phone Thanks

Suicide Hotline...well Sorta
[Fu deleted it the first time said it was NSFW... so said to reposst as NSFW... so here it is]...now if its deleted now wonder what their excuse will be... Okay so I was joking around with roxybaby[http://www.fubar.com/user/1527307] in that time to delete mumm.. ya know the mumm with the point slut saying she wants to delete, yet still has 4000 pics.. then sets off autos to show she really wants to delete like a moron… So we were talking about people who wish to commit suicide ..and then thought what it would be like to have a suicide HELP!!!! hotline…so any way .. posted in blog so I wouldn’t lose it[fixed typos and added a bit to make it make more sense] US>good afternoon Unknown Help Hotline>...Caller> helloUs> yes how are you today?Caller>Um, well…Us> Yes sir what is it that we can help you with today?Caller>Well I do not know how to exactly say this..Us> Sir we are professionals just tell us.Caller> I have been thinking about killing myselfUs> oh, I see

Counterproductive.
I have alot of things to write about but of course they have to flow.. I have something called "writer's block." No silly, not the block BUTTON. I should post my blocked list. It would make for mild amusement. What should I do here next? Any ideas?.. No bulletin status or hype, I want to see who actually reads these things all on their ownsome... until next time..peace.

9/17/2009
menu first! Breakfast: Peanut butter and Jelly (1tbsp each) 2 slices of whole wheat bread Lunch: lemon chicken with brown and wild rice, 1 cup of corn, and a cookie Dinner: 2 eggs, 1/4 cup salsa, 2 oz of cheese, and 2 tortillas Snacks/Drinks: 4 cups of water *woohoo i got four in!*, 7 oz apple juice (unsweetened), 2 sticks of gum, .75 cup of blueberries, 18 grapes, 1 oz baked tortilla chips, .5 cup salsa Totals: Calories: 1595 Carbs: 240 Fat: 45 Protein: 71 REFLECTIONS: Today was surprisingly easy.. As long as I bring enough healthy snacks to work I don't think i will have a problem. I even avoided eating a giant chocolate chip and caramel cookie! talk about will power.. My "breakfast" was supposed to be veggie fried rice.. the recipe seemed ok.. first bite seemed too oniony.. second bite was just gross... so i tossed it... which is how i had a sandwich LOL The apple juice is probably the highlight of my day... i am sipping it as slowly as possible.. even watered it down

Really?
BAM*******4 mins agofanned you rated you plz add me and allow access to all photos plz Yeah, I know, it's my own damn fault cause, in Katie's words I "have a motherfuckin snake on my motherfuckin tits" But do I look like I'm that stoopid?

Fubar Fun Facts 102 - What Your Man Is Doing On Fubar.
This is funny because it’s so true… Let’s give it up for this one and for Stang, one of only three Level 100 Green-named profiles on Fubar. One being Fubar T- Shirts…

District 9
Saw this last night - absolutely one of my must-see movies of 2009. Gritty, intelligent, action-led sci-fi with a reich vein of dark humour running through it and a dash of social commentary. Benefits enormously from it's non-US setting, and really makes the most of the local South African feel to generate an authentic feeling (and very authentic looking) tale of the fall out from a less than impressive first-contact. Alarmingly real in how it imagines we'd end up treating these visitors, but in no way preachy, instead giving us a gory fast-moving action movie that pretty much suceeds on every level. Loved it.

Ma I Sey ?nomed I Ma
I went out and got food for dinner this evening. I paid for it and the girl was giggling when she handed me the change. My change was $6.66. We had a little laugh about it. Then I ate her soul. Pure evil, yes I am.

Thank You All So Very Much!
I had intended to personally thank all of you for the outpouring of love you showed my family and me during these past few weeks regarding my mother. However, after looking at more than 200 pm's, status comments, page comments, etc., I don't think I would have been able to send my personal thanks to all of you in what I would consider a reasonable amount of time. Therefore, I hope doing this blog will be acceptable to all of you. There are no words to express how comforting and supportive all of your thoughts, prayers, gifts and chats have been to me other than.... THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!!!

Lackadaisical: Without Interest, Vigor, Or Determination; Listless; Lethargic
I love lazy weekends. Just slippers and pj's and not doing a goddam thing that requires any real effort. Was able to get started on quite a few new sketches, and finish some too. Sketching and watching some good movies was about all I did yesterday. Today was sketching and watching football. Alien marathon was on AMC. I love the first two Alien movies. They are teh brilliant. I refuse to acknowledge the existence of 3 and 4. I have seen them, and on their own they are fine movies but as far as I'm concerned the series ends with Aliens and Ripley gets her happily ever after with Newt and Hicks. The Men Who Stare At Goats has me intrigued (commercial was just on). It's either going to be an incredibly awesome movie or an utter piece of shit. I sense no middle ground. I hope it's awesome. I also watched The Third Man this weekend for about the 4th time. I highly recommend it. This is the movie that should receive the acclaim that Citizen Kane always gets. A much better mo

Rio Is Lovely
Wow..I seriously don't even know what to say. Rio IS lovely and amazing and generous and wonderful and so many other things. She bought me a HH and I don't know how to thank her. You are an amazing person and I'm glad I know you.

Me In A Nutsack...nutshell
I am a pervert. A real one. Like those creepy old men I LOVE Spongebob I watch cartoons My middle name is Grigoryevna I bite my lips til they bleed I love cute lil furry animals I dont get grossed out by anything, except for watching sloppy fat people eat I have a severe ADD I do lots of very weird, random shit I meet people off the nets just to hang out when I get bored I have never met anyone more weird or crazy than me I am not afraid of people, but I have a deadly fear of worms I LIVE for salty pickles I met my hubby at night on a train, after he followed me to the parking lot

Sniffing Glue...
I've got nothing so it's blog idea stealing time again. Make a list of things that make you smile.... - Lazy rainy summer days with absolutely nothing to do but lay in bed and listen to nature. - A book that devours my time and stimulates all my senses with just words. - Unexpected text messages with a "hi, was just thinking about you". - Your boobs. No, not yours...yours. Yours too...and definitely yours. - Songs that take me to another time and place that meant a lot to me. - Learning something new. - LOLcats - Sunshine - Kitten Mittons - Creating...making something in my head a reality. - Making my friends smile, making them feel better, giving them a moment in their day that they want to remember. - Snarky sarcastic humor. - My dog when he sticks his snout under my hand to make me pet him. - Randomly finding a movie I love on television just as it's starting. - The smell of a bookstore. - Randomness and nonsense. - Bugs Bunny in drag. - Making someone blush.

Harry Brown
If you like a film that is Michael Caine being a pensioner who's wife dies and then his best mate gets killed by some YOUTHS, who then decides to get all medieval on their asses, and it has Emily Mortimer as a thoroughly unconvincing detective inspector, and it's all GRITTY, and URBAN, and the score gets on your nerves for being heavy handed, and the whole thing is very well-executed, but the more you think about it, the more it feels like 'Daily Mail : The Movie' because, you know, all YOUTHS are BAD, and therefore it's OKAY if you KILL them, then you'll probably like 'Harry Brown', cos that's sort of what it is.

Music Monday 10
Ten Weeks! Yay! 1. Kings and Queens - 30 seconds to Mars2. Relator - Pete Yorn and Scarlett Johansson3. Let's Call It Off - Drake feat. Peter Bjorn and John (you'll probably all hate this, but it made my day)4. I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys5. You Don't Know Me - Ben Folds feat. Regina Spektor6. Sentimental Heart - She and Him7. Silver Trembling Hands - Flaming Lips

Omg Thank You All
I can not begin to thank everybody for all of the help you gave me on that mumm, you all brought me to tears ...I knew I had friends on here but I didn't have a clue how many now I do ...WOW I promise to be here for each one of you anytime you need me ...I love you all so much Special love to Shirley Knox and LarryB

Leather N Lace Over Silk N Satin!
Went into the sex store yesterday and amazed how now, the kinky stuff is out from the back dark corner and out in the light. Looks like BDSM is becoming to popular...i use to like hiding in that dark corner when doing my shopping. *SIGHS*

My Bad
so i recently found out that being mean is against the rules on this site. however, its also against the rules to get upset when someone you care about is mean to you. does this make sense to you guys? cause it seems to be a bit of a crock to me. if you can claim that you are on here to "bully the bullies" then you, yourself are being a fucking bully. how about we just be ourselves, do our own thing, and have our friends' backs? how about - if you dont like something your friend is saying.. you go to them privately and say it? just a thought.. /end rant

3
It is exactly three years today since I joined this site. I think it had just changed to Cherry Tap from Lost Cherry when I did. And before anyone goes, "Hey, it says you only joined this year!" this is my second profile. I abandoned the first one for personal reasons, took a break, and decided to just start over when I came back. Who doesn't like just starting over? It's easier than actually cleaning up the mess you left behind. For the skeptical and morbidly curious, the old profile is still there. I assume it's still there, and that I'm not allowed to delete it myself, because it keeps that "Fubar Members" number up top there pretty high. Quite a drop off when you go to the actual members’ online number. So three years ago. I vaguely remember joining because there might be boobs and local girls with loose morals I could defile. A noble pursuit if there ever was one. Of course with this as your purpose for joining you are kind of relegated to the shal

Salute Pics
I have been noticing more and more, with amusement, that many of the women on this site have pic after pic after pic of them selves done up all pretty, and some not so pretty, for their photo shoots of themselves in various poses. One after another of slightly different expressions and poses in 20 and 30 pic sequences. Yet when you view their salutes, they look like they just got up out of bed, and decided to make thier salute while waiting for their coffee to brew... WTF is that??? Is there some sort of cardinal rule that makes people think that making yourself as presentable as the rest of your pics makes your salute less "real"? maybe some of you can offer some insight that i might be missing.

The Jd Show. Saturday March 6, 2010 @ 8 Pm Est.
…this is different and probably something long anticipated from certain aspects of my friends list and for the ever curious. Tomorrow night Saturday March 6th at 8 PM EST (5PM Fu Time) , in the lounge located below (just click the pic) I will personally be hosting a live call in show. The JD Show. That’s right, me with the big mouth. Lol. Topics of course will vary I’m sure and I’m looking forward to seeing you all there tomorrow, enjoy the tunes, bring your friends and of course, opinions as always… You won’t want to miss it, it’s Fubar’s new hot spot. And for thos

Gay And White...
Damn it, since I am an Atheist that means I am a gay white guy with horns... I have heard the term "white devil" before but usually from some pro-black militant guy...damn it I am a gay white devil LMAO...yes I am bored

Nice Try Whore....wanna Keep Goin?
United Kingdom subject: RE: Heyas received: 04/6/2010 08:28 pm replied: 04/6/2010 08:31 pm block this member hugs, i will look when i get back online. its 5.26am here. my angel, go ahead and do whatever you need to sort things out with john. im just doing a few rates, then going to bed, when im up later on I will check out your blog. then i can listen as well. hugs === 'Kloverlynn Sociopathic stalker magnet' wrote the following at '2010-04-06 20:19:36'.. > > Hey luv...I want you to check out the vid I loaded to my blog today..if ya want I will link ya...it is one I took right before I met John and adam was here...he is doing the guitar solo for Ozzy Osbournes "Crazy Train"...Just wanna share why I swoon over him with ya lol > > > Also..I was wondering..I have sooo many tings in my head..i wish i could chat with you..But am also wondering if you mind that I write John a letter..I need to say some things to fully break away. > > I took the salute he made me and the pics of he and I down

Jew-jitsu
Spinster said post a blog, he did not say on what .. Lmao, I had to make this. Okay first Obama got in trouble because his Christian minister [a church he went to for more than 20 years] said god damn America,,,and then he was an Islamic plant to try and take over America..and then he was a jew hating atheistic communist who wanted to bring America to Socialism... please make up your mind already haha this blog is meant to be Short...simple and nothing spectacular Wait.. "Short...simple and nothing spectacular" Sorry spinoza, I honestly did not mean to describe your sex life. Another blog made for fun.... I expect it to go off topic...so ...show Me the titties..and if you are feeling generous, make Me some NSFW salutes[no fellaz I do not want to see your moobs]

Is Fubar Trying To Tell Me Something?
The other day it was the gay guy, today it is the admitted pre-op tranny. He's scheduled for his surgery in June 2010...and he's not interested in penetrating a man or a woman (so don't ask.)

The Most Ridiculous Fake Of The Day....
Well my friends this one really takes the cake for the day, if not the week. I don’t know what level of education or thought someone put into this, but apparently it wasn’t very much lol.. Hope everyone’s week is off to a good start…this person or whatever it is sure is not..lol Peace.

You
I love the way your skin feels under the deft touch of my fingers, Smooth as the most expensive silk. I love the way your hair feels as I brush it out, The delicate strands glimmering in the light. I love the way you look at me with those deep brown eyes, The love burning there like fire. I love the way we walk in perfect harmony, Like we are one and the same entity. I love the way you squeeze my hand, Like you're scared I'll run away. I love the way your smile can light up my whole day, Like the sun coming out from behind a cloud. I love the way you make me so confident in my own skin, Which no one else could ever do. I love the way you said yes, When I knelt down in the cafe and asked you to marry me. But most of all... I Love YOU!!!

Boring
ballerboy892002 Buzz: 10%buzzed Level: Fu-ling (2) Gender: Male, ? Location: Clearwater, FL Kloverlynn: lol you dont get much pussy do ya.you got no game kid..take it to one of the whores on here who get naked for bling ballerboy8...: my balls dropped in ur mouth Kloverlynn: LMAOOOO You are white dude..and we can meet and fuck as soon as your balls drop princess ballerboy8...: and im a top bnotch niga whati say goes so when we gonna meet to fuck Kloverlynn: no..I am a top not a bottom..you would be the bitch ballerboy8...: u suck Kloverlynn: ok do you swallow? ballerboy8...: lets fuc ANd it ended with him blocking me..*sigh*

I Totally Didn't Wanna Come Home
It was sooo gorgeous up at the cabin!! we had rain, snow, sleet and hail :) no sun...until we were leaving...lol! Soooo awesome to see my dad, I could have talked to him for four more days at least! I was glued to his side like when I was 6 and daddy could do no wrong. Strange, since my mom passed he's totally become a happier man. He's getting his medicines and breathing stuffs and actually listening to doctors, it amazes me. His smile radiated over his face, for the last time we were all together was when my grandmother passed like 5 years ago. My fiance met him for the first time...that went well...I'd like them to have a more casual, less busy setting the next time we see him but ya, it was nice. For the first time in we don't know when ALL the beds were taken and people were doubled up! The boys wouldn't stop chatting (it was my boys first slumber party...he turned 9 today) I only got like two hours of sleep. It was my dad, my brother, my brothers best friend, my niece an

Next Ink
Well the first session went well, and im happy with the results. Its a major improvement from what was done before. The girl has some skills, so I will return in another week or two to continue on the sleeve. she charges $100 per session, which is not too shabby! any ways, I have to figure out what to do with the empty spot there on my arm. My first thought was part of a mardi gras mask or the happy theater mask, BUT with that big Orb having a face, it may just be too busy...anyways this isnt really a blumm or anything, I just am thinking out loud, so to speak.. So if anyone has some suggestions let me know. Since most of you that may be reading this have some clue as to my personality you may come up with something i didnt think of already... I may also have some musical notes thrown in to fill in the space, or my sons names in an anagram or something like that as you were

Last Night
Ok i so have to share this so i go into my oldest sons room last night..and no i did not knock..why...cause fuckem i pay the bills...anyways i caught him humping his pillow LMFAO..he is beyond embarassed but i find it amazingly funny...after he chills and gets past his total discomfort and emabarassement..i merely say its ok son..when you get older and bigger like dad ya fold the mattress in half and fuck it..LMFAO he wont talk to me...bahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

Gifted Boobs
4:50pm stephenbis...: hiya 4:51pm Suga Lips: hi 4:51pm stephenbis...: busy? 4:52pm Suga Lips: Not at this moment 4:52pm stephenbis...: busty? 4:52pm Suga Lips: heh..cute 4:53pm stephenbis...: s,m,l, or XL? 4:53pm Suga Lips: My bra doesn't come in that kind of size, sorry 4:53pm stephenbis...: what size do you wear? 4:54pm Suga Lips: You know..I thought at age 40, people have developed some class. But I guess it's never too late to act like a child 4:54pm stephenbis...: ? 4:55pm stephenbis...: I am into D/s, most women who are into it also, tend to be younger. 4:55pm Suga Lips: I don't get what was so hard to understand about what I said. Do you go around asking strangers their bra size often or am I "special"? 4:56pm stephenbis...: you have a remarkable bust.

I Know You Are, But What Am I.
No, I don't feel like having separate blogs for separate levels of my bullshit. Carry on! If I were.. If I were a month, I’d be September. In a state that actually celebrates autumn. If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday. A very lazy one. If I were a time of day, I'd be the moment where I wake up and my body actually isn't begging for me to go back to sleep. If I were a planet, I’d be Earth. I do things I know might eventually kill me, but I bet I look alright from space. If I were a sea animal, I’d be an anemone. I just like to say it. Anemone. If I were a direction, I’d be a little to the left. If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a lamp. I can shine if I need to. If I were a liquid, I’d be ice cold. If I were a gemstone, I’d be amber is the color of your energy. If I were a tree, I’d be a birch. That's not a typo. If I were a flower, I’d be a petunia aspiring to be a calla lily. If I were a kin

Usher
I like many songs by Usher... i like his new one "little freak" but that damned "Oh My Gosh" song gets played on the radio on so many stations here in NOLA that im about ready to stab myself in the ear with a Swiss Army Knife, with the fork sticking out.. or maybe the scissors!!! just a rant hows everyones weekend? as you were

Bastards!!!
I need 2 big blings 50,000 or over. I'll say thanks when I receive it, as I don't trust you bastards! And NO i'm not offering you anything. And don't say I haven't given you anything, you've had 3 wonderful years of my life!

I Woke Up Naked!
I woke up naked! My mouth is as dry as a nun's fanny! (I can only presume this) I can't find my lighter so i've had to light my fag using the stove and I singed my bloody fringe. I feel like ... well, nothing. I think the Jager has anaesthetised my whole body. I blame Weirick for all of this!!!

Tastes Just Like Grits
So I was having a conversation with Deacon about grits. Yep, grits. I've lived in the south for 3 years and have never tried them. Here is a little tidbit: Deacon Fu ...: you put cane sugar and milk in grits, or fried eggs on top... 8:22am Suga Lips: hmm..you make it for me 8:23am Deacon Fu ...: if you cant make it yourself, you stay out of the kitchen lmao 8:23am Suga Lips: I'm sure I can, I just don't want to 8:24am Suga Lips: Just seems weird putting eggs on top 8:24am Deacon Fu ...: shit, people who dont know what a toothbrush is for can make it ffs 8:24am Suga Lips: I would never put eggs on oatmeal 8:26am Deacon Fu ...: that would be nasty lol grits dont taste like oatmeal 8:27am Suga Lips: What does it taste like? 8:27am Deacon Fu ...: idk, they taste like grits lol its corn meal something type of thing 8:28am Suga Lips: lmao 8:29am Deacon Fu ...: they just taste like g

Green Cubby
You're are probably all aware that it is make CUBBY GREEN day. He is being a bigger HOAR than ever with the help of his friends. We all want him to be a the first man to be GREEN! Can you please hit the 'LIKE' button when you see him scrolling or one of his blasts. You can also access him through the active bling section on your profile page. Your help is very much appreciated :) Thanks JEN X

Self Esteem....self Worth
So yeah, I know this isn't some HUGE observation or revelation but I'm saddened by the people of Fubar. Too many folks here weigh the value of their friendships based on little pixelated pictures. "No one loves me! I havent gotten any bling today!" generally followed by "Geez, I should delete. This place is bullshit!" and so on and so forth. Now, I'm sure plenty of these people are just playing on peoples emotions trying to get free stuff...but there are some people here who actually feel as though they have no worth because they haven't been given any "good" bling. It makes me sad that these people feel as though they have offered nothing to people because they weren't thanked in monetary gift. I'd SO much rather have someone asking me how I'm doing in my shoutbox when they know I've been going through a rough time. Why don't some people remember that its the little things like that that count? Doesn't always need to be some grand gesture. Fubar would be so much more pleasant if peopl

How It Works
The Process: • First, you see something you like. Either in my Anims album or in the scroll, or someone told ya where to get it. You've come to the right place :D • Second, You -can- shout me to confirm, BUT ….. for a certain project you would like, I need your favorite color and any pix that you'd like to see in the animation. PLEASE PM me the links to the pix and the colors. (I get hundreds of shouts a day, i WILL lose your info !!!!!) • Many have asked 'what's the cost?' … it usually depends on how much time it takes to create, render and upload your animation. Right now, they're averaging 20-50 mill fuBux and the usual bling/credits/pimpouts etc. It really all depends on complexity of the animation. I'm easy, i just like making em :D:D • Depending on how busy I am, you'll have it in 30 mins up to a day or two. It really all depends, and I'll let ya know when i get your PM. :D:D effective 05-2011: I'm s

Math Heads Riddle
Slip Shodd was bragging about the ranch he had purchased, when Charles Pompuss commented that it was probably just a piddly little two horse farm. Slip thrust out his chest and replied, "My ranch, I'll have you know, has all horses but two, all cows but two and all sheep but two." How many animals does Slip own? as you were

Boss
Sorry for missing yesterday - had a busy day. So question for today... Is there a "boss" in a relationship? If so, how far does this dominate role go? Does it cover everything or just certain area of the relationship? Who wears the "man pants" in your relationship? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog

I Keal You
So my sister bought herself a new computer desk yesterday. I...sort of...volunteered to help put it together. While I'm no carpenter, I do have a knack for solving puzzles and putting things together. I even enjoy it most of the time. There is something satisfying about putting together a desk or a bookshelf or hooking up some electronics. I dig electronics and most of the time I don't even need the instructions anymore. When there is only one way for something to fit together and be functional, I can figure out what goes where pretty quickly. Anyway, my sister picks up this desk at Target. Now...if I'd been involved from the start I would have given her some extra money and told her to go to a REAL furniture store. A store where, even if there is some assembly required, the materials and tools provided are of a high quality and there will be less pieces and parts. I was not so fortunate as to prevent her from getting this piece of eurotrash IKEA cloned garbage. I don't know

It's Totally Random
So I am doing this thing at work. I wont bore you with all the technical details, I think if I said schema most people would think I am inner city kid who makes a lot of plans. But I digress, my point is I had to generate a long string of numbers, so I had a little fun with it. THis is what I came up with: 1.2.840.113556.1.8000.87901.9035768.19776.55378008.1415926.1. The 1.2.840.113556 is mandatory, the rest is all Pedro. What does it mean? I'll let you decide what you can pick out. But to me, it cracked me up for an hour.

My Lil Buddy
We got Bandit as soon as he was old enough to leave his mother...that was May of 1999. He's traveled more miles than most people will ever dream of. From Biloxi, MS to Florida...Florida up the east coast, and then to Chicago, Denver, Salt Lake City, onward to Anchorage, Alaska. Then the ferry ride from Alaska to Washington, across the US, and back down to Florida. This was all in just over 10 years. The last trip he made was from Florida to where I sit typing this, Indiana. He's been quite a healthy cat, despite the fact that his owner had never had a pet before, and did an awful job of keeping up with the important parts of owning a pet. That's what truly is amazing....almost 12 years, and almost never was ill. Until about 2 weeks ago. As most fo you read last week, he wasn't eating and barely drinking. So I took him to the vet, nothing really jumped out, but a bit of an infection, so the vet gave me some meds to give to him. In this past week, he still hardly ate, and

Seriously ???
I do read profiles ..... I don't think this woman understands the meaning of the word humble. 1# Classy Women are confident plus love themselves to the fullest. Classy ladies never waste their time with competing or looking down on others. True classy women are aware of their greatness but choose to stay humble. There is no need to compare ourselves to anybody. Why should we?2# when disputing with weak-minded individuals classy women never loose their head Normally we will dismiss such a waste of energy or time.3# Being classy is learned by pass experiences & parents up bringing. if you're lucky you're just born with this gift. Whatever the case, being classy shares a huge responsibility. be aware that all eyes are watching. 4# Classy women are usually "loners" because we lead. Many followers mistaken our strength as being stuck up, or arrogant. Always keep your mind focus and avoid distractions5# Never be a victim --- there are other fish in the OCEAN (hint hint). Don't compromise

Fubar Sees Invisible Pictures.
I just got this notification "250 photos in the album were rated an 11 and you've received 19,250 points and fuBucks! Want to return the favor?" The most photos I have in any album is 145. I think my invisible pictures are of aliens, big foot, yetis, unicorns and American built small appliances. Anyone else have imaginary stuff rated?

How To Win Her
Step 1: Make her think – say something intelligent and unexpected that catches her attention. Step 2: Make her laugh – in such a way that the joy and humor glow from inside her very being. Step 3: Make her melt – talk to her as an equal; treat her like a partner as well as a lover. Step 4: Make her burn – touch her like she’s the only salvation you will ever need. Step 5: Love her without conditions; adore her because of her flaws – not in spite of them. Step 6: Spend the rest of your life making her glad she chose you.

I Know You're All Probably Sick To Death About Hearing About It...
But IF Osama was killed...what was the end achievement? Someone else will replace him, and how better to prove yourself than by blowing up a load more stuff right? :\ Anyway, you kill Osama but you haven't killed terrorism, probs just agitated it even more. And is it REALLY a cause for celebration? I dunno about you but the idea of celebration at a time like this doesn't seem appropriate to me. And aren't people only happy because they feel like it's 'justice'? In all honesty it seems more like being about 'vengeance' to me which is not how all those people that died (both in 9/11 and fight against terrorism) should be respected/remembered with. (IMO)

Where Did That Speedbar Go?...why??!
It's simple. Fubar removed it because people were cheating on it for various reasons. Like to get green, fubucks etc... like we have shown& proven here many, many times. It's also proof that silence is never golden. The only way to make change whether it be here or real life, is to speak out and make things happen. Sing this song to the cheating most liked of the day you all got sick of seeing in your alerts....they are lucky it's all they got taken away... Thank you everyone. Have a great week!

Skin Hacker And Proof
Hello friends, and people who stalk my friends lol.. Well something amusing happend yesterday and the day before.. A guy that goes by the name UFC, who makes profile skins uses my skin code. Ok cool.. as a coder I started by looking at and using a code for skins someone else made..Its not unusual..and being a fubar volunteer coder, I help people with learning things involving stuff that is a foriegn language to most of you. That being said I approached the dude on thursday because i recognised my skin code, because its not just a skin code, its customised, and one i actually built from the ground up, and if you have been to my profile you see it, zombies and rockstar and the suicide girls skin..that is something a little different than your standard skin.. anyways, someone I made a skin for told me this UFC dude was trying to tell her, that I ripped him off and is trying to slander my good coder reputation, and accuse me of something he had been the one guilty of...now heres the proof

Irishcbass
So normally I don't post conversations this long in this blog because the dumbasses usually block me early on in the conversation. Most of the entries in this blog are here because they come from nasty perverted little boys. This guy was a different in his approach. He has been coming into my shoutbox on a regular basis for the past week or so claiming to be interested in me. He told me that he wanted to date me and kept asking if I would be interested in dating him. I tried being nice to him because I don't like drama. I was completely honest and upfront with him by saying that I was not interested in dating him. I told him repeatedly that I am only here for friends and fun. Nothing more. My biggest issue with him is that he kept coming into my shoutbox complaining because I wasn't talking to him. I explained to him over and over that I am a mother. I have priorities and obligations that are more important than Fubar. I even told him more than once that bitching at me for not tal

Monday's Update.
We had another good visit with Trish today. Each day she is healing a bit at a time. She's also a fighter so she pushes herself as much as she can. She now wants out of the wheel chair and on crutches, they told her that will have to be when she goes to the rehabilitation hospital.(sorry can't post the name, I did have it up in previous blog but was advised to take it down) The rehabilitation they give her at this hospital is just bending her legs i think they said 80 or 90 degree angel. and trying to get some of her muscles she haven't used in the last 6 week to start working a bit. Gary Lee she is praying that your surgery goes fine with no complication. Plus she sent her luv to all her family and friends who been there for her through all this. Chuck,,,if you got the xmas Timmy's cup you are so in trouble. Moon, smile and stop worrying I will be back before you know it. Lisa..she's all pack and ready but can you guys skip the turkeys and go bowling at Walmart instead..(s

With Time Comes Some Peace....
I found out that we have lost our baby on Monday morning. The last few days have been very rough. Little by little I am crying less and venturing back out into the world. Today was the real start of getting back out into the world again. The first couple days....I wasnt ready to see women pushing strollers, little babies and pregnant bellies. It was still very hard but I think I dealt with it well. Going to walmart, picking the kids up from school and doing some shopping actually took it out of me. I am starting to put the baby things away and making some peace with it all. The hardest part is the waiting for this baby to come so that I can let it go. Alot of the time I feel like I am floating in this weightless dream world where nothing seems real. I keep thinking that maybe the doctors are wrong since my baby hasnt left me yet. I know that I am only fooling myself but with time I wont need to do that anymore. My tummy is already starting to go down some and I was able to

Tell Me What You Think... And If You Could Do Any Better...
These are a Bunch of Old Stuff, And Sum New One... All Of the drawings In this SlideShow Are Of Real People... Be it models or peopl that should model in my opinion...LOL...Thanx to all of you that asked me to draw them...And Thanx to all of you that let me draw you, Cuz I Wanted... I hope Every enjoys this Slide Show... JuanP.s. Dont Mind the repeats please...

Rate Me!
See I started out going to write this on my page in my about me and then realized holy shit its already really fucking long. So here we go I’m going to tell you more about me : ) As if you don’t know enough. First off my real name is Alycia-renee, spell it anyway you’d like. I’m only 19 years old, but I act older. I take care of my mom, and my niece the best I can. I’ve been married. I’ve had a miscarriage. My all time favorite color is purple. I love country music. I hate bullshit. I don’t like liars. If I have a boyfriend or not is my business, and not yours. Who I chose to talk to is, my business as well. I’ve seriously met one of the most [amazing] individuals off of here, and he’s the greatest friend you could ask for. And I heart him. My best friend in the world is Danielle, I love her. I’m going to steal her son. I graduated high school 2 years ago. I have 3 jobs. 1. Intake nurse at the emergency room. 2. Waitress at “the eagle” diner. 3. Cashier at Hallm

First Class
8 This is a favorite story on eroticstories.com and on literotica.com of mine. This will be the last of the stories posted for today for the new members of my friends list. I hope you have enjoyed the stories. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Class by Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 I have just taken my assigned right aisle seat in first class and opened the latest issue of “Newsweek” and begun to read a story about Terrorism in Iraq and suddenly - you walk through the entrance to the seating section of the Boeing 747. There is a certain air about you as you enter; every male in the front passenger area is staring at you. You seize the moment and demand the attention, perhaps not intentionally, but your presence shows how secure you are with your personal image and your sexuality. You are wearing a white silk blouse above a black pleated silk skirt that stops just above your knees. The blouse is puffy in the arms and loo

The Anti-military And Anti-vic Mummer....
Those of us with open minds understand that you get all kinds and varieties of people on social networking sites such as here or myspace. For the most part, people are open-minded, like what they like and do what they do. But in some instances, the level of hate and/or ignorance is just astounding. Take for example this user's comments pulled from one of the mumms from last night. Many mummers have gotten the reputation as being ignorant, self serving, hateful and vengeful. That's why so many people are afraid to post a simple question on there that have any knowledge of said issue. It's sad that this forum has come to this, because it gives the lot of people that do enjoy the Mumms a bad name. It's just a matter of judging people by how they act and how you are treated by them I assume. The mummers I know that have been up there along time are great people with an ability to sort through the nonsense and waste of bandwith that alot of the - dare I say "Mumm Imps" - seem to enjoy putti

Girls! Girls! Girls! Because I Adore Them...
The Bad Ass Ladies of FUBAR. I adore them and you will too! Add, Rate & Fan them all! TELL THEM RAINBOWFUKINBRIGHT SENT YOU. vacuum_cleanereyes USER FRIENDLY :: Alex :: Hard 2 Handle Saint BeccaBoo Glamazon *~þöŁşķįĆħęŗŗŷ~* kinkyally69 (ladies only!!!) DiORxWHORE SiN DeReLla™ Hi.Fructose. ~kit~

Daily Ponderings
I\'m going to use this blog as a never ending venue to post some of my thoughts during the course of my day. Keep watching as I will probably update this daily, sometimes hourly...My mind wanders alot. ---------------------------------------------- Today, it just hit me out of nowhere, that this girl that I know, her mom\'s name is Sharon Cox. Then, today, I met a girl named Rose Cox. Honest! I\'m waiting to meet a guy named Holden Cox to make the trifecta complete. A guy came up to me today, and pointed at his wrist...at I guess some imaginary watch or something, and asked me what time it was. Later in the day, I went up to him and pointed at my crotch and asked him where the bathroom was. Someone approached me today and said, \"I have a question, Mark.\" I replied, \"Really? I have a comma...wanna trade?\" I work with this guy named Nat. Nat doesn\'t really do much at all. Seriously. Nat just kinda wanders around campus in a daze. I often wonder what it would be lik

Shitty Love Life .. Question For Guys...
Alright Here It Is!! Im Curious How Guys Would Feel In This Situation... Say You Were With This Girl Who Was 4 Years Younger Than You & Shes Underage Major... & She Treats You Like Shit.. & Shes Cheated On You Also "lost feelings" for you. but yet is so "IN Love" With YOu She Says... & You Meet A New Girl... You Kinda Like Her.. You Dump The Chick Who Treats You Like Shit.. & Also This New Girl Is Only A Year Younger Than You.. SO Better With Age (I Know Age Dont Always Matter But There Age Is Illegal...) N-E Who... You Get With This New Girl Where You Know She Wont Hurt You.. & Has Told You And Wants You To Not Get Hurt... But 6 Days Later You Break Up With Her.. Cus Your Confused... Then About Two Weeks Later You're Back With The Girl Who Treats You Like Shit... & Then One Day After Not Talking To THe New Girl Since A Week After You Broke Up With Her.. She Shows Up At Your House.. Tells you... She Really LIkes You .. You Dont Deserve To Be Treated Like Shit Like Y

My View Of Internet Dating. The Sad Truth. Please Comment This One. -quick
There has been great debate about meeting people online, and internet dating.....so i thought i would go through my opinions on it. It never fails....there is always the couple that met online, and love their relationship, and then there is always someone near by that is quick to bash them. It seems that everyone has their own little opinion, but very little to back it up. So im going to pick it apart, and voice all my opinions and reasons for them. This might be a little long, but should be worth it, if it comes out the way i want it to. Okay, lets get right into why people like to meet people on the internet. This is clearly the most important part of this. #1) The number one reason why people like to meet on the internet is because there is alot less chance of rejection. Look at it from this point of view....take any random guys, and put them in a real life senario, where they have to approach a woman, and they will all be nervous, clam up, and not be cer

Holly Holly Crap Guys.. I'm Going For This One.
CUP OF JOE PLAYS HARD BALL!!! THAT MEANS GUYS IN THE CONTESTS HE HOSTS IT'S THE SMARTEST, FASTEST, MOST EQUIPT PERSON WHO GETS IT. IT'S A FLAT OUT STREET FIGHT. NO ROMPER ROOM HEAD AND SHOULDER KNEES AND TOES GAME HERE. SO I WILL NEED TO BUILD MY ARMY NOW... OR I WILL NOT SURVIVE THE FIRST DAY. I HAVE NO TOOLS NOR DO I HAVE A MAJIC RABBIT TO PULL OUT OF A HAT. WHAT I DO HAVE THOUGH IS A LOT AND I MEAN A LOT OF OFF THE HOOK FRIENDS THAT KNOW HOW TO KICK BUTT WHEN THE TIME CALLS FOR IT.. SO NOW IS THE TIME GUYS.. I WILL NEED EVERYONE OF YOU TO BE ABLE TO PULL THIS OFF. IF THE PERSON WHOS ON MY TAIL HAS 10 PEOPLE BOMBING THEN I WILL NEED 30. THERES NO SAYING AS TO WHAT I WILL BE FACED WITH.. THERES TOO MANY OPTIONS OUT THERE. DOWN BELOW IS ALL THE DETAIL OF THE CONTEST THAT I WILL NEED HELP IN. CONTEST DETAILS 1, HAPPY HOUR FOR 70,000 COMMENTS TO THE FIRST PEROSN TO REACH THIS. GIVE AWAY WILL START SUNDAY AUG 12 10AM FUBAR TIME AND END SEPT 12 10AM FUBAR TIME

Attention All Availble Bombers
Hey everyone, I hope your week is going well. This lovely lady needs your help. She's neck to neck with her oppponent, and we need just one big push to bring her into 1st place... All bombers to the bomb floor now if possible... Just click on her pic, and you are there. I know if we all come together as a team, we can get this done. Here is Angels pic link:

Can It Have Already Gotten To This Point?
What I am saying is I listen to the radio here everyday at work... 1 station woo woo... I am in Naknek Alaska... not much to choose from but at least it is Public Radio... So anyway one of the many topics today (09-11-07) Was this "How long do we remember and take moments of mourning for the 9-11 attack?" OMG! I couldn't believe it... I say how long do we remember July 4, 1776? or December 7, 1942 or the last weekend of May? or January 15 or any other day that commerates when a Nation changes it's view and way it interacts within it's own borders or the world. I will remember the Horror I witnessed On this day 6 years ago... I will remember it until I have no memory, until I die. I will always mourn for the victims and thier families. And I say that is how long "we" as a nation should observe the memory of this day... until "we" The United States of America has no memory for we have all died... Remember until there are no more Americans (present and future) Now I realiz

Consumers Of Alcohol, Unite!
So... I was hoping you guys might be able to list me some good drinks that I can torture my crew with next weekend for my bday. Anything is fine but JAGER. WE DON'T DO JAGER. So yeah... watcha got? :D

Welcome To The Explosive Drama Free Bombers
I would like those of you who have added as friends and shown interest in joining us to be welcomed to the family. We are slowly getting this ready. There are a couple of giveaways in the family going on that can use comments at this point if u all would like to help. I would like to have a head count on whom is joining us and whom is not so if you could plz leave a comment on this blog and let me know and also a link to your pic that you would like on your id and in the members photo album. Also plz add: either Explosive Drama Free Bombers or E.D.F.B. to your profile name. Thank you! Looking forward to seeing who has joined the family.

The Perfect Moment
I stand here basking in the glow of a sunrise. The sand beneath my feet, the waves lightly crashing along the beach. A set of dolphins frolicking in the surf. The colors of the sky, reflections along the water, I stare in wonderment of the beauty that lays before me. Behind me someone approaches, soft tender foot steps, light crunch sounds on the sands of the beach. I feel as they approach, the anticipation in my soul it ever so builds. The gulls dance in the distance, having caught themselves a small bite from the oceans surface. The sun slowly begins to climb. The colors more vivid, purples, orange, reds. I am touched, it excites me, the hands of another slipping around me, her soft delicate touch, pulling at me so slightly, yet with determination. The sounds, the sights, the moment is but perfect. I find my self lost, my heart racing, as if the entire scene laid out before me is one out of a story book, a fantasy. I sigh softly to myself, excited, completed, pleasured. The

Grr
so im really gettin sick of hearing certain ppl say "ohhh she is using a script to get her rates"..Just because i work my ass off that means im cheating?...Yeah i AM a rate whore. It dont bother me when ppl say that. Most of them are my friends lol. Here is a quick guide to gettin rates. 1. make sure you dont have a life. 2. rate rate rate and rate some more. It takes me about 6-7 hours a day (yup i REALLY have no life.) I really am a nice person and im gettin reallllly irritated with some ppl on here. ANYONE can be a high rank if they really want it and have the time to do it. I DONT FUCCIN USE RETARDED SCRIPTS..I DONT BUY MY RATES...I just have really great friends who helped me get to where i am and alot of free time. -Ash SO if you are one of the ppl who think i cheat..DELETE ME. k thx.

N.a.p.family Rules
THIS IS AN ADDITION " EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN MUST HAVE A SALUTE FIRST " AS FOR THE MEMBERS WE ALREADY HAVE PLEASE AND I STRESS PLEASE GET YOUR SALUTE DONE THIS IS A MUST . 1.THIS IS A DRAMA FREE FAMILY. ANY VIOLATION OF THIS WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL AND A BULLITEN WILL BE POSTED AS TO WHY. 2.THIS IS A LEVELING FAMILY. EACH WEEK A BULLITEN WILL BE POSTED AS TO WHAT MEMBERS NEED OUR HELP IN LEVELING THEM TO MOVE THEM TO THE NEXT LEVEL. EVERYONE MUST HELP THE PEOPLE ON THE BULLITEN AND SHOW THEM AS MUCH LOVE AS WE CAN. THIS IS FOR THEM NOT OURSELVES.WE WILL BE CHECKING PAGES PERIODICALLY TO SEE THAT THIS IS BEING FOLLOWED. 3.EVERY MEMBER MUST CARRY THE NATIVE PRIDE LOGO ON THE FRONT OF THEIR PAGE WHICH IS DISPLAYED ON THE HOMEPAGE IN THE FOLDERS MARKED N.A.P. TAGS. 4.YOU MUST HAVE THE NAME N.A.P DISPLAYED SOMEWHERE IN YOUR NAME. OR NATIVE AMERICAN PRIDE IT IS UP TO YOU.THIS MUST STAY ON YOUR PROFILE AT ALL TIMES. 5.YOU MUST ADD/FAN/RATE ALL MEMBERS. 6.IF YOU HOLD

First Class
If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Class by Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 I have just taken my assigned right aisle seat in first class and opened the latest issue of “Newsweek” and begun to read a story about Terrorism in Iraq and suddenly - you walk through the entrance to the seating section of the Boeing 747. There is a certain air about you as you enter; every male in the front passenger area is staring at you. You seize the moment and demand the attention, perhaps not intentionally, but your presence shows how secure you are with your personal image and your sexuality. You are wearing a white silk blouse above a black pleated silk skirt that stops just above your knees. The blouse is puffy in the arms and loose all ove

My Pics
so everyone has been wondering what they did wrong to not be able to view my pics...my pics are not visible anymore because it was my choice... i have had a few stalkers, many haters, rude comments and private messages, people dont answer my shouts a lot of times, i have had friend requests from people that are only trying to be my friend so they can view my pics.. im tired of being judged and everyone wanting something from me every minute..so i have decided to close my private pics and if i choose to open them from time to time that is my choice and i will do so... if people have crushed me just because of my pics then i dont want them to be my friend either..thats is not a good reason to add me..i want real friends....and please read my profile before sending me a friend request...

Any More Questions???
I hate answering all the same, stupid questions over and over. So to address some of the things I encounter multiple times on a daily basis: *I will NOT show you my private folder. I don't care if you beg, whine, whatever. The answer is still no. *I will not send you "extra" pictures. What I have posted is all you're gonna see. *I am NOT gonna have cyber or phone sex with you. Or for that matter, sex in real life. I don't need you to satisfy me. You probably couldn't anyway. *I do not own a web cam and even if I did, I would not be getting on it for you. *I will NOT talk dirty to you in the shoutbox, on a messenger, on the phone, in email, etc. *I will NOT hook up with one of my friends. Go find your own damn girls. *Yes, I am single. That does not mean I want a boyfriend and that does not mean I want to have sex randomly. *Just because I have "sexy" pics up does not mean I'm a slut. It just means I like pictures. Big deal. *NOOOOOO, I don't wanna see your dick. I've seen

So Aggrevated
Just got a text from one of my besties. Before she didn't have money to shop for Christmas so she insisted I don't get more than one gift for her and just by for her son; my nephew. HOW THE HELL IS IT that the bitch has gotten me 6 gifts already? I've got three birthdays coming up before Christmas! My nephew and my dad and my brother. I'm so fucking pissed right now. I wanna put my fist thru a damn wall. *EXHALE*

Fubar Is Blocked!
I usually don't post a lot about me but, I wanted to do this one time. I have to use a pc at my local library because I don't have one. However, this site along with others is blocked there. I have to drive 20 miles one way to use a pc at another library. I do have a mobile and use it often but, I am limited as to what I can do. Google adapted Fubar to fit the phone. It sucks!! If you see me online it is because I am using my mobile. I can see my shoutbox but, can't reply. Sorry! I can read comments and private messages. I can also see some photos even though they aren't very big. I can't rate any of them but, I can leave comments, I think. I hope y'all understand. Please leave me some kind of comment on this so I will know that you read it. Thanks! Big Hugs and Kisses to all my Female Friends!

No Baby Shower ~ I'm Super Bummed ~ Looking For Some Generosity From Fubar Friends
Hello Everyone!! ~ I'm not looking for rates, just help As many of you know, I am pregnant and am due on March 6. Currently I am 30 weeks pregnant (31 on Friday). We are having a girl, Chloe (middle name still be determined). I was told at my last visit, I am not going to be going full term, we are hoping the baby will be here mid February, but if these contractions keep up at the rate and the strength I am having, we feel the baby will probably be here by the end of January. I was also told I am not having a baby shower, I am miserable now. Everything that I had for my 5 year old is gone because I never planned on having another, even the clothes that I did keep are all out of season because Sarah was born in September. I am at a loss of what to do. Chris (Brokencondom) suggested that I ask all my friends to help out. I feel horrible in asking for anything from anyone. We had already done our registering in hopes of having a baby shower, just to find out yesterday that no

Is It Cupid Or Am I Dreaming???
CUPID HAS HIT FUBAR!!!!! Starting Sunday, Jan. 6th until Feb. 13th we are doing a different kind of contest. To celebrate Valentines Day, we are offering a great deal. For 1,000 fu-bucks Fu-Cupid will send the person of your choice 2 Fu-gifts (Chocolates and a rose) and a personalized valentines graphic that includes a picture of them, and a personalized message from you. Included, for each of these that you purchase, you will be entered into a drawing for some great prizes listed below. These can be purchased for friends or that special someone, or even to a secret crush! PRIZES: Both of the following (2) purchased from FTD.com: Pink Pleasure: Burning Pleasure: Victoria Secret $25.00 Gift Card Red Lobster $25.00 Gift Card Ruby Tuesday $25.00 Gift Card 2 Blockbuster $10.00 Gift Cards 2 1 day Fubar Blasts 1 million Fu-bucks 500,000 Fu-bucks 425,000 Fu-bucks 250,000 Fu-bucks 150,000 Fu-bucks 50,000 Fu-bucks WHEN YOU PURCHASE A DEAL FOR SOMEONE,WHO

My Points & Fubucks Got Reset To Zero :o((
hi everyone, on january 6th 2008, i had my points and fubucks reset to zero :o(((( i had 4 people from out of a chatroom join here via my email invite link then out of the blue, i went to freshmeat, no points or fubucks, then i leveled back upto level 26, Disciple. not fake accounts, not accounts found by a running script so no cheating etc, but real people out of a chatroom so have different IP addresses to me :o/ these screen shots shows how many points and fubucks i had but have lost and where i was in the points table :o(((( the pics are clickable to so feel free to rate them ;o) i'm running a giveaway for fubucks so i need them to give them to my entries. i feel bad asking but i don't know what else to do. i know its a big ask but if you could spare any fubucks, rates, blasts or even happy hours to help me gain some points back, i'd really appreciate it. i now need 23,924,483 points to level lol what a great challenge thats gonna be lol this is what bothers

Member Applications Only
To apply,simply leave a comment stating what the winning bidder will reieve once he/she has won you. ***PLEASE NOTE*** If you cannot leave a omment it is because we are either not accepting applications yet,or because we have enough people signed up. This is a FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!! Once the 25 people have signed up,I will once again disable comments on the blong and the applications will be closed. I will leave the blog available to be viewed by anyone so you can see who is offering what and to see who you would like to bid on.

Can U Beleave What *sexymedic** Done?
I would like to Introduce you to one of Fubar's Finest And a Great Friend sexymedic4u~*~Real Life Boyfriend of DarkAngel MC~*~Fu-Owned by KyttieKat~*~SexyGirlBlonde's Bes@ fubar In a recent auction this gentleman, busted down doors, swam stormy seas and climbed mountains in order to win me I just want him to know how much I appreciate him and what his friendship means to me As a personal favor to me, would you please be so kind as to stop by his page, rate, fan and add Show him the love he has shown me As a true gentleman does, he will return all love

Memoirs Of Love...
Memoirs of Love… The night candle has finally blown out. The mood that is dark and unchanging rapidly approaches, what must one do when all seems lost, find a way to die… when hope seems long gone and faith can’t carry you on. You search for a way to end your life without thinking what you have to live for. But what do you do when friends, family, lovers… the very people that are suppose to protect you and keep you from harm, look at you with such contempt it makes you wonder if death would be better than life… if you gone will make them happy… makes you wonder if their life would be easier if you had never existed. But what do you do when that which once comforted you now leaves nothing but sadness in you. How am I to go on when every one I once loved has already moved on. When mercy is shown, why does it hurt me so? am I helpless, weak… NO!!! This can’t be. My emotions, the one thing that I have kept in control are starting to ta

Very Important To Me.....
I would like to start out by saying that I am going to talk about something that is very important to me because I have it... Some of u may not want to be my friend no more from what I am about to talk about and if that is the case I do not want to be your friend anyway sorry for being so blunt but the world is not a fair place and I do not have time to be judged.... The topic of this is cervical cancer and HPV (an STD)... I have both.... I am not saying this cause I want attention or to be felt sorry for.... The purpose of this is to help women get educated.... I found out 5 years ago on Valentines day that I had it..... U may have seen the commericials for gardisal shot on TV it is the HPV(an STD) vaccine I would totally recommend every women go get it if not for u for me... The whole theme behind the commercial is I want to be "one less" person to get HPV(an STD) and cervical cancer..... I got one of the highest risk forms of HPV and it can not be cured..... So please go get teste

About "me"
As Alot Of You Know,On 01/19/2008 With The Help Of Some Of The Most Awesome People, That I Have Come To Know, I Became a "Fubar" Godfather. Well,Along the way there have been some of you that have helped me along the way, And I Am Extremly Thankful For All That You Have Done For "ME",And That Comes From My Heart. With That Said,I Would Like To Say That i Must REGRESS A Bit,Sort Of Take A Step BackAnd REFLECT. There Are Things Here,That I Am Thankful to God For And The One Thing is That Someone ,Somewhere, Allowed My Path To Cross With The Love Of My Life Roxanne Aka Majestic Vision And I Will Always Be Indebted To That Spiritual Being, That Allowed This To Happen. So For Now,I Must Say Goodbye, For Awhile As There Are Things Said And Things Seen That Cause A Discomfort In My Heart Things That Have Affected My Real Life, Things That Tax My Mind and Put Me In A Place That I Will Never, Want To Enter Ever Again,For The Rest Of My Life, A Pl

02-11-08 (comic)
February 11, 2006 Don't mind me, I'm just here for a Little comic relief ... (jumpimg right into it) As if you couldn't tell ... I'm a bit animated in about everything I do. My facial expressions are so often distorted with some form of expression. Without you seeing said expressions I substitute animation to enhance My expression here. Also I think of myself as being creative, And enjoy many different aspects of creative expressions. One being drawing. I don't have a program for animation. (nor is my PC able to load one) But I think I'd be able to do a LOT Of fun things with the right tools.

Tagged For The Third Time
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I was very involved in church and a Sunday school teacher and deacons wife for about 4 years. 2. I no longer believe in God. 3. I was sexually, mentally, and physically abused by my father when I was young. 4. I think I can handle everything on my own without any help. 5. I wish I knew how to paint, it seems so relaxing. 6. Mommy Dearest is my all time favorite movie. 7. I'm a text message whore. 8. I love the movie The Princess Bride 9. I have a "To Do" list of things to do before I die. 10. I have talked to Jonathan Davis and Reginald "Fieldy" Arvizu personally on my cell phone. They are personal friends of a friend of mine. They call me from time to time =D I will be tagging no one because I don't wanna!!!!

In A Giveaway For 5,000,000 Fubucks
Hello everyone, I am in a giveaway on Stephanie Lynn's page for 5,000,000 Fubucks. I need 45,000 comments in 6 weeks. If you would like to help please add Stephanie as a friend so you may bomb my pic. Any amount of comments is appreciated and thanks! The link is below.....

Here's The Scoop
due to a bunch of bs, Dylon blocking and deleteing me and some divas turning their backs on me b/c I had to much going on to be a part of the group and not taking too fondly of being lied to; I am not proceeding with the activity since I am not welcome to Dylon's Divas. I am sorry, but was gong to go ahead and proceed with it til Dylon delted me and blocked me and was told by a Diva who I considered a friend and will remain nameless to be respectful, to "tell someone who gave a shit". I am sorry for recruiting my friends to this group as I thought it was an awesome group of women. I have met A LOT of amamzing women b/c of it, but finding that some of the members were only pretending to be my friend. For those that are real I hope we can still get a long amongst all this chaos... just not into drama. If you want to be childish and leave hateful comments go ahead and show ur immaturity, and get the whole story b4 u plan to leave catty remarks. ~Love to my friends~ ~Dream~

Omg!! Omg!!
So I was eatin a salad right now, and all over sudden I decided to look at the contents of my fork ( I wasnt lookin before, just eating it). And I saw somethin dark between the leaves. I looked closer, and its a gigantic fuckin furry moth, hiding in my fuckin salad! ANd I was about to chomp on it! Fuckin gross!! Gawd! I feel dirty!

8 Months, 17 Days
On the morning of August 21, 2007, I had a big change in my life. Something was taken away from me. That something was the ability to walk. Broken knee cap and an aray of other complications to both legs left me in a wheelchair. This injury not only postponed my career but effected some major things in my life. I had some HUGE changes in my life in the new year. Those changes caused some depression and slowed my healing progress because I decided to put my physical health on the back burner and concentrate more on the mental side of me. Getting past these issues is something that will take a long time so I started, once again, to focus on my physical fitness. Today is May 7, 2008. It has been 8 months and 17 days since my injury. Today I have been cleared of my medical restrictions. I am fully fit. My career is no longer on hold. It's a day to celebrate. Many of you have supported me in my recovery, both physically and mentally. Two of you especially have been there

Friends
The Journey of Friendship The journey starts as people meet they watch each other to see if they have anything in common and hear thier words as they speak. They soon realize tha they people they have chosen to speak with have certain special qualities that helps them to complete themselves. The journey though it may be good for them to travel becomes full of twists, turns, and obstacles for the people to take. It is through these types of situations that you realize how true of a friend that you have and are. In this part of the journey your friendships will meet its challenges as some of your friends will stop. Some will turn around, turning thier backs on you. And some will try to lead the way, acting as if they know how to get you through the difficult times. While a true friend will stand beside you take you by the hand to help you take the rough road ahead step by step with you. It is during this process you realize what friendship is, because those who stop or turn th

The Joys Of Teaching.
I teach 3 classes now, aside from the one-to-one tutoring that I do. I teach the DMV Study Session and GED Math on Wednesdays. Today was the first Spelling class that I've done. I think because I'm short, cute, and soft-spoken, people think they can test me. Believe it or not, even with all the time I spend here on fubar, every class is very thoughtfully planned out. I start off with concepts that are super simplified, so that when we get to the hard stuff, the basics are already in place and enforced. One of the people in the class was bored, I think. Ya. This stuff is boring. Still have to learn it. *shrugs* We were doing a rhyming exercise for a number of reasons. I would give ending sounds, like -ill, and the point was to put a beginning sound on there to make different words. One of the ending sounds was -ock. "What about COCK?!" Are we 12? I wrote it up on the board without flinching and gave them a second to compose themselves before we went on with other word

I Haven't Cried Like This In A Long Time
I did it again. I got my hopes up only to have my heart ripped out and stomped on. I met this really cool guy and we've been talking for almost two weeks. We've been talking that long because of my vacation, we couldn't go out until I got back. We were supposed to go out tonight. We talked for a few hours on Sunday when I got home and everything was all dandy. Then Monday I didn't hear from him until about 11pm when he sent me a text saying it had been a long day at work and he was tired so he was going to bed. I found this text odd because he doesn't usually text, he normally calls. And he is a teacher so why would it take until 11 for him to be done with work? But I just said ok goodnight. Well about 45 minutes later I saw him on AIM for just a few minutes. I found this odd too since he supposedly went to bed. But I just shrugged it off and went to bed. Then all day Tuesday I didn't hear from him. We were supposed to finalize our plans, but no word from him. He didn't return my tex

C-squares
I have come to the realization that Fubar is quite like high school. With high school you get a many tiered groups that choose to hang together. Theres the cool club, the jock club and the nerds... Well I have also come to the realization that unlike high school I fit into none of these categories. So I have come up with my own group. Its named "Cornflake critters"or C-Squares. After deliberating with Hugh we have decided that in order to join the group you must follow these certain standards: 1. You must be over the legal drinking age 2. You must be versed in pig latin 3. You must realize that men have penises and woman have vaginas. 4. You must like eating cornflakes. 5. You must donate atleast 5 fubucks to the cause 6. We do not belive in drama but bad humor is allways good. 7. You have to admit that once in your life you have picked your nose and flicked it out the car window, unfortunatley splatting the car beside you. 8. You have been seen removing the underwear that

New Job Offer!
I got offered the coolest fuckin job on Friday! I'm gonna be joining an historical Scottish society (called Clanranald). These guys are currently working on building an historically accurate medieval fort village and do a lot of work teaching children all about what life was like in Scotland at that time. And that's where I fit in. I'll be learning all about the subject matter and travelling around schools speaking to children. I'll also need to go to 'fight school' to learn the martial art of sword fighting. The clan regularly do stunt work as extras on movies and TV documentaries and commercials and I will also be taking part in this side of things too. Eventually, once the fort they're building is complete, I'll be working there as a guide, leading school groups and tourists around the site. I also get to wear a kilt, a REAL traditional kilt and not the skirt thing that's commonly worn these days. I hadn't really planned on returning to work, but this kind of shit really floa

List Of 25 Things......
A List of 25 Things That Would Make Me Punch You in the Baby Maker. 1) You take sloppy showers, and I step in the water with a fresh pair of socks on. 2) You scrape your teeth on your fork. 3) You say “I could care less”. 4) You don’t understand why I’d punch someone in the baby maker for the previous list item. 5) You still write checks in the check-out line. 6) You make the rest of us wait in the check out line while they scan your 134 coupons to save $3.85. I’ll pay you $5.00 to get the fuck out of my way. 6) You drive 10 mph below the speed limit. 7) You wait ten seconds to accelerate after the light turns green. 8) You blast the #1 hit in the country at the stoplight. Way to be original, fuckface. If you’re going to play music loudly in an attempt to show it off to me, at least play something I haven’t heard 7 million times. 9) While we’re on the subject, if I hear you playing the song Hey There Delilah, humming it, singing it, or maybe even stan

Rules & Regulations
RULES & REGULATIONS FOR STAFF OF FORBIDDEN INC. 1. ALL STAFF.. FROM THE OWNERS TO THE GREETERS.. HAVE TO GREET PEOPLE AS THEY COME INTO THE LOUNGE. YOU NEED TO SAY HI AND WELCOME AT THE MININUM. TRY TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH THEM ESPECIALLY IF YOU NOTICE THEY HAVE NOT JOINED IN OR IF NO ONE ELSE HAS STARTED ONE WITH THEM. 2. ENFORCERS... YOU ARE THERE TO BE SECURITY FOR THE LOUNGES BUT YOU ARE TO GREET AND WELCOME AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER STAFF MEMBER. 3. ENFORCERS... THERE ARE PROPER DROPS TO BE USED IN THE CHAT DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION. WHATCH FOR THOSE SITUATIONS TO OCCUR AND DROP THE PROPER DROPS. USE THE DROPS THAT HAVE THE LINKS TO THE TUTORIAL IN THEM IF YOU DONT HAVE THOSE HIT SOMEONE WHO DOES UP AND GET THEM.DO NOT BE MEAN AS YOU DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN THE LOUNGE. TAKE THEM TO SHOUT BOX AND STILL BE NICE. EVEN IN A SITUATION WHERE YOU HAVE TO EJECT OR BAN SOMEONE BE NICE ABOUT IT. 4. ALL STAFF... NO ONE IS TO CALL DOWN ANOTHER STAFF MEMBER IN THE LOUNGE FOR ANY R

So You Think You Can Dance. Week 5
So last night each of the 6 couples danced twice and tonight they will get down to the final 10 and remix the couples. I have to say there really wasn't a routine that blew me away last night. There were some pretty good ones, some good ones and some not so good ones and that was about it. This week I'm just going to go couple by couple and then rank them the way I see them individually. First Chelsea and Mark. I thought they danced a really good Salsa in their first routine. The judges complained a little about Mark but I thought he did pretty good and Chelsea was amazing. In the second routine they did a Broadway thing that was choreographed by Tyce. I liked that one too. It maybe wasn't as good as it could have been but I liked it. I understand the judges bitching about Marks technique but I think he is just an incredible performer and that is still enough at this point. Next is Comfort and Thayne. Their first routine was a 'hip-hop' number by Napoleon and Tabertha. Let's ge

1 More Day! I Need Help!!
I don't expect anyone to bid, but I would really really appreciate it if you would please click and go rate this pic if you haven't already! I is fu poor and the one with the most rates gets a bonus!! I am horrible at this self promotion thingy. I dunno how to make the lil sticky things to put in MuMMs like some are doing...lol Would you like some Sherry with that? Sherry noun A fortified wine ranging from very dry to sweet and from amber to brown. Now available vie auction from *Drew* Click on the picture above to place your bid, and get yourself a fine glass today.

Update - 8/13/08
Just got back from visiting dad in the hospital. Quite a bit has happened since my last update, but I didn't want to be overbearing with so many updates! Long story short, he had two surgeries since my last update. First, he had a procedure on his prostate...something that probably should have been done years ago. Yesterday, they put in his new knee replacement. So, needless to say, he is on morphine today to ease the pain, but they have already started physical therapy. What all this means, I guess, is that he is doing much better in that the blood poison has been rectified. He has received 6 units of blood in the past two weeks because he is anemic. The doctors seem to feel that because of his age, fresh blood will rectify that condition more quickly than just using medication...dunno if that's true, but that's what the nurse told me today! All in all, he looks SO much better than he did and is in very good spirits, considering the circumstances. Thank you ALL for y

What's A Cubby?
I'm fine and alive. I'm told everything went well, don't really remember my name at this point. Good drugs dude. Doesn't change the fact i'm grumpy, sore and tired. I have one cute nurse on the whole floor. And she keeps asking where my wife is. If i had one, she wouldn't be here, i just want to be left alone right now. Damn visitors. Ok, this hurts btw. Just wanted to say hi, and let the people who were worried know i'm doing fine. I'll be in here a few more days. Maybe out even by Monday, dont know yet. Hope your all having fun. Miss "most of you" Lmao See ya soon.

Hump Day, Not So Humpy
So, today has been a long boring day. Work has been just that, work! And nothing really exciting is happening. I wish I had my own office because I'd be perving alot more than I am, but those are the breaks I guess. Don't you hate days like this? Just the same old shit, hour after hour... seems like time is stanging still and nothing exciting is happening. I need something to spice up my day. I went out and got a coffee... but that was just as boring, nobody got hit by a car, no skirts blew up because of the wind. Any suggestions? Any help? Anyone else having a shitty day?

One Of The Most Intelligent Quotes Ever!
With the re-opening of the new 35w bridge opening on thursday morning a professor of engineering at the University of MN said- "Having the new bridge up could either make traffic better, worse or it may just stay the same." That folks is what a college education can do for you!

Block Her Before She Ruins Your Day!
My good friend Margie, who you can find in my Fu-Family received a very rude, ignorant email today on the site, that really upset her and after she shared it with me, I told her I was going to make a blog out of it to warn others. I'm not here to tell you what to do my friends, just throwing this out there so that you have a chance to block her if you choose! Because she was not one of Margie's fu-friends, she bypassed not being able to send a Private Message; instead, she sent her a gift of which you can send anyone so that she could send Margie the following message: "You know I would love to make it to oracle one day. But if I have to have every pic I have locked & basically have guys sell their friendship to me I will pass. This is a picture site. Yet all yours are locked as you whore yourself just to level. You even have "instructions" in your your name on how to request your friendship. Get off your high horse you spic whore or go back to your 3rd world country. You are a

Make Up My Mind
I did get some help last week. But i blew it all. So tonight is my first night drinking since operation. Should i offer to sing on someones snapvine tothe first person to say SING TO ME CUBBY for 75K??? Yes, i'm not cheap. And soooo not worth it. I cant sing. LOL Lets see

Birth Plan (doc Is Going To Hate Me)
Our wishes for Childbirth We are looking forward to sharing our birth experience with you. We have created this birth plan in order to outline some of our preferences for birth. We would appreciate you reviewing this plan, and would be happy to do so with you. We understand that there may be situations in which our choices may not be possible, but we hope that you will help us to move toward our goals as much as possible and to make this labor and birth a great experience. We do not want to replace the medical personnel, but instead want to be informed of any procedures in advance, and to be allowed the chance to give informed consent. Please feel free to ask if you have any questions or comments. Thank you! Please Note My bloodtype is Rh- (Rhesus Negative) I would like to wear contact lenses or glasses at all times when conscious. Labor Please perform no routine prepatory tasks (shaving, enema, etc.), unless requested. I expect that doctors and hospital staff will discus

Real Men Wear Pink
Originally Posted by TheWatcher. Add the pic to your default and GO PINK for the month of October. Come on Guys if affects women inyour life too. show your support. AS YOU ALL KNOW AND SOME MAY NOT I STRONGLY SUPPORT THIS SO IN A CHALLENGE TO ALL THE MEN MY BROTHERS OUT THERE CAN YOU WEAR THIS? I DO AND IM DAMN PROUD TO! ALOT WONDER WHY MY VIP IS PINK WELL I SUPPORT THE CAUSE 24-7 365 DAYS A YEAR.

911 Need All Your Help Last Minute It Ends 2morrow
I would like the family to please help thug out as much as you can please i will be watching while im in there helping and be handing out blings for those that bust there ass in there show thug how we get it done he is in 3rd right now thank you, Angel Eyes

Which Tagmaker Do U Like????
The tagmaker position is open and we have three members that have made a sample tag. I thought it should be on the family members to vote which one they like the best!! Here are the sample ID tags...Click on link to see better!! #1 #2 #3 Just leave a comment saying which tag you like and the one with the most votes will be the new tagmaker!!! This vote ends at 6 p.m. EST Saturday!! Thanx your friend Scooter

The Big 3-0
So in less than a month I will be 30 years old, it really got me to thinking what the hell it is I want to do with my life. I have pretty much been through the worst of times, and some of the best of times, but really wonder what is in store for me and the next 30-40 years. I know that alot of people have a list of things they wanted accomplished before they were 30, like get married, have children, have a good career, yadda yadda yadda.. I almost had all of that, but now have to start over. I have different goals now than I used to. I just wonder how many of you have accomplished everything you wanted before you turned 30. Don't mind me.. my hamster is on overdrive today.

Dear Red States
[[Stolen from CAM who stole it from T$$]] Blue States Dear Red States, We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, California, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, New York, and all of the Northeastern states. After this election, we'll be adding Colorado and New Mexico. (AND HOPEFULLY VA, PA, and FLA). We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, especially to the people of our new country -

Proposition This!
So...it seems that Prop 8 has passed, though no one is calling it at this point with absentee ballots that still need to be counted. I'm saddened that California voters couldn't separate from their own personal (bigoted) beliefs to vote down a proposition that takes away rights from fellow citizens. Pitiful. However, if that's the game they want to play, then I will play it. Folks, let's not continue to let our Christian brothers and sisters live in SIN and most assuredly burn in the fires of hell. We must come together as a community to ban the consumption of shrimp. God Hates Shrimp! Who's with me?

What Is Fu-owned?
fu-Owned is a game where members are bought with fuBucks and considered owned by the buyer. The buyer is gauranteed to hold onto their new purchase for at least 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, others may purchase the member out from under the owner at an increased price, the profit being split at varying percents between the member being purchased, fubar, and the previous owner (if applicable). After 30 days of being owned by the same person, ownership will expire and the member's value will be reset. Every consecutive purchase will result in increased worth of the user being bought. The number of members one can fu-Own will vary depending on what one's user level is on fubar. Click here to see your fuowned page: FU OWNED EDIT: Go here for fu owned options: Personal settings Just click on the drop down arrow on who can fu own me and change your options.

Week 12 Stats And Week 13 Schedule
Hey all!! Happy early Turkey day! The winner for this week was It's Just Me with 13-16.. WOOO! Great picks though guys, lots of high scores this week. Here are the stats as follows. 1st Place: It's Just Me with 117-176 2nd Place: Kelly and JP with 115-176 3rd Place: Me with 111-176 4th Place: Drill with 105-176 5th Place: Porch with 103-176 6th Place: Superman with 101-176 7th 8th and 9th Place: Will with 99-176 Texi with 97-176 Carrie with 77-176 70 and lower Spanky 67 Crow 66 Mclovin 59 Alchy 42 Mikey 31 Here is week 13 Schedule. Good luck guys. Thurs. Nov 27th TEN @ DET SEA @ DAL ARI @ PHI Sun. Nov 30th SF @ BUF BAL @ CIN NYG @ WAS NO @ TB MIA @ STL IND @ CLE CAR @ GB ATL @ SD DEN @ NYJ PIT @ NE KC @ OAK CHI @ MIN Mon. Dec 1st JAC @ HOU Don't forget. I need tomorrow's picks by the end of the day today, and this weekend's picks by 5pm on Saturday :)

Would You Test This On Your Wrist And See If It's Sharp?
I always used to make fun of how dull my mother's knives were. Several xmases ago, I grabbed a stick of butter (not Marlon Brando-style, but that would have been funny, too) and used what was supposed to be a chef's knife to try to cut the butter. Of course, I added a little drama and the knife couldn't quite pierce the butter. My nieces loved this gag. My mother rolled her eyes, handed me a sharpener, and told me to go to work. I turned to my nieces and, just out of my mother's view, gave them an exaggerated eye-roll. My nieces are really missing out by not having my influence in their lives. Anyway, lately I've been seeing someone who happens to be an excellent cook. Initially, I was doing most of the cooking, and I would just ask him to help out with things as needed. "Would you be willing to chop these onions? And the celery?" "Sure. Do you have a sharp knife around here?" Hrm. I realized that my own knife-sharpening had sort of gotten lax, what with the

Prejudice
it seems that i fucked up last night yeah, hard to imagine huh? in a certain mummettes blog last night(i`m not gonnna name names but she lives in canuckizstan and has a deli and import store) i guess i showed my evil prejudice when i made a comment about tanning beds must be illegal in canada. i now realize how such bias can be harmful and will be enrolling in a class to get me over my hue and tint discrimination after staying up all night drinking tequila and thinking of this subject i know i need to apologize to this great woman of low pigment hopefully she can find forgiveness in her pale heart for me does anyone think this will stop her from photoshopping the hell out me? have to toss this on too just cuz CUNT

Fubar=boring?
Is it just me or has fubar gotten really boring. Don't get me wrong, I love coming on and talking to my friends, commenting the occasional mumm and all that. I dunno, I feel like it's lost its luster. Anyone else feel like that, or am I being a hater?

Santa Kins' Christmas Message
So here we are, at the tail-end of another year. Traditionally these last few days are a bit patchy with all this online stuff - some of us who surf at work are off on holiday, others of us are visiting family, or have family visiting, some of us are just extra busy, so often we don't get the chance to be online at the same time as our friends at this time of year. I just wanted to take a few moments to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, and a Happy, Peaceful and Prosperous New Year. We've not all had a great 2008, in some ways. Some of us have lost people, some of us have struggled financially, some of us have faced other adversities, and most of these things will be with us in 2009 as much as they were in 2008. New Year's Eve rarely acts as an effective reset button, but it's always a good time to take stock of ourselves and where we're at, and gird our loins for the next round. In the immortal words of Mister E, "I'm tired of the old shit, let the new shit begin." Here's

Remembering
on the way home from work today, i listened to bullet for my valentine. good band if you like that sort of thing. one song i heard just before i got home was 10 years today. lyrics: Ten years ago, I got a call that nearly killed me Repeat yourself my hands are shaking When I was told my friend was gone I felt so guilty A thousand questions left unanswered I'll bleed if you want me to I'll serenade before I do I'll bleed if you want me to On and on although you’re gone Candles burn without a flame on Our final call to you - I know you’re listening How could you leave us that way Where did you go, ten years today Ten years ago, I stood beside the wood that held you I must sit down my legs are shaking We let you go, with gifts and plectrums for your journey And melodies to help you on your way I'll bleed if you want me to I'll serenade before I do I'll bleed if you want me to On and on although you’re gone Candles burn without a flame on Our final call to

Auto 11s
I don't know know what the deal is with auto 11s but yes they are nice to have but the fact is everyone needs to quit all the bs. Auto 11s are about helpin friends while helpin yourself I will not rate like crazy for just anyone because they have autos. I'm all about makin friends and havin a good time too.

I Love Kcpilar69
KCPilar69 wrote me a poem, she is the awesome For you Monica, straight from the heart You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you. I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.

A Taste Of Reality For Ya A$$
First the fuck Off do I look like the fucking Fu-vation Army? NO Do I look like the Fu-credit Union? NO STOP BEGGING ME TO BUY YOUR ASS STUFF GET A FUCKING JOB ~~ Get Off of this damn site and put in applications so you can get a fucking paycheck and STOP begging me for shit! (This does not apply for people who participate in my contest and RIGHTFULLY WON something but to the BEGGARS who dont do shit!) Second off - Im sick of fake ass people begging me to rate them.. Have you rated me? Prolly not .. I will rate you when I fuckin rate you and If I dont , don't whine about it! If you was removed off my family GET OVER IT.. Was you ever really my family? NO .. Are you at my family reunions? NO.. but wait so neither am I so even then i wouldn't GIVE A FUCK!! I will rate people when I have time ( I do not spend 24-7 on fubar).If I missed you cause my tab was full fucking sue me. Third Off - If you got a damn problem with me being with Babyboy - GET OVER IT - Your opinions mea

Thinking ...
During this last week I've been doing a fair amount of thinking, some may say thats a dangerous thing lol ... but events of the past few days have just highlighted how much this site has changed. When I originally came on here "cherry tap" days it was a social network site, in a lot of ways it has turned anti social, I realise I am going to offend some people but that's generally what happens, your not going to please everyone I've seen that already, the saying goes "your damned if you do and your damned if you dont!" In amongst my friends and family I am blessed to have several close friends that I love dearly people like Gypsysoul, Sharon, Loey, Mike, Beth, celticrose,Chrisie I could go on but my true friends all know who they are :-) and will instantly know that this is not getting at them. Only today a friend sent me a "bling" gift and no I am not one of those beggars all the time their status says "bling me !!" but this today made me smile because the msg with it said "than

She Is Such A B!itch
I am turning on my Auto 11s Saturday around noon (thanks Violets[love you], show her love) I am donating the fubux to Mel(love you)for her Birthday Spotlight. And soooo much love to Wetcat for taking the time to help me get pictures uploaded!! (Rape her page and show her loves!!)

Born Again
in my bartab: God just checked you out! in my shoutbox: God: Hello then i said: ->God: i don't believe in you. and continued on speaking in obscure obscenities and flashing my goods to the neighborhood.... but for a split second...

My North Facing Door
My apartment complex is painting my front door Black. It used to be a tan color. I am very excited about this because in Feng Shui my door should be black because it faces north. At least that's what the book says. Also I am really bored today and it is very entertaining to watch my dog try to figure out what is going on out there. He stands at the door with his head tilted and it is very cute.

Monday, Feb. 16
Welcome to Monday! In the news: If you can be lovesick, that means love is an illness, does anyone have a vaccine? The season for fake love is over, and now slowly fading away. You'll no longer notice shelves of red and pink goodies on the main floor of any store, it will all be in the clearance section! Awesome, marked down over priced candy. As we turn our eyes to March, we'll have a holiday everyone can enjoy: St. Patrick's Day. Let's get drunk! Today in History: In 1868 the Jolly Corks organization renamed itself the Benevolent and Protective Order Elks. I think this one speaks for itself. Who? What? Huh? Corks, and elk. Somebody has some 'splaning to do. In 1959 Fidel Castro seized power after the overthrow of President Fulgencio Batista. Since, we haven't been able to get decent cigars rolled on the thighs of virgins. Thanks Castro. Yeah, I'll stick with the stuff rolled on a table, cause it's just the same. In 1972 Wilt Chamberlain reached 30,000 points in h

I'm It, Thanx To ~not That Girl~ ....*sighs* :/
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate the same thing all the time. 2. Crooked pictures on walls drive me nutts. 3. I've never broken a bone. 4. I have way to much respect towards others when most don't have any back. 5. I love Italian food. 6. I keep my package well groomed (shaved below, short above). 7. I have an under-active thyroid that makes me fatigued. 8. I am a neat slob. (oXyMoron) 9. I hate moles and if I ever find em on me I burn em off (try that one on for size 10. I love the sting of alcohol on open cuts and gashes. who will be my victims now? How bout... Psyche NinjaStars Karma Kit Macaroni

Relationships
I am trying to rehash all my relationships (one nighters NOT inculded) Insteresting... #1 I was 13, he was 12, summer camp. He tried to see my boobs once, and I rolled my shirt up, so he could almost see them. Then I freaked out, and was like UHM,NO! The next day I showed by 13 yo bewbs to some other dude in a camp, and my bf saw it. He stood on a balcony and said he was gonna kill himself. I said that he won't die, just bust his bones, and I wouldnt recommend it. I told him it wasn't workin out, and he started cryin in the bathroom. Men...12 yo ones... #2 at 13. Summer fling in a village that we had outside of Moscow. We only saw each other in the summers, I dont think phones were invented there yet. We made out, and that was a first time I've seen a hard on in RL. I was like WHOA! What happened?? We all slept in the same bed-me, him, my friend and her "man". She fucked him at 13, right next to me. Had a kid when she was 16, go figure. I was smarter. #3 I was 1

Taken From Sherry, She Made Me Do It.
1]How tall are you barefoot? 5'10'' 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Oh hell no 3] Do you own a gun? Yup 4] Rehab? Never needed it, never plan on it 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? uhm no? 6] What do you think of your friends? I love them to death 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? Christmas Baby(please come home) Darleen Love 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Hot tea with sugar 9] Do you do push-ups? I can and i will 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? No 11] Are you vegetarian? for the most part 12] Do you like painkillers? I love them and i have some now 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Duct Tape 14] Do you own a knife? I haz a meat cleaver 15] Do you have A.D.D. Nope. 16] Date Of Birth? 3/28/1981 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I don't feel good I need a shower I need to mail Sherry a package 18] Name the last 3 things you have

The Sickness
I think I'm getting sick. My youngest had it yesterday and her fever peaked at about 101.2. My middle one ended up with it today and her fever was 102.6 when I checked it. I feel bad because I yelled at her because we were doing some yard work and she refused to help. She was complaining that she didn't feel good, but she does that all the time.. so she ended up grounded because she wouldn't help... (yes, it was revoked after I took her temperature, I'm not that shitty of a mom). I have to work tomorrow. It's me that has to cover these things. I really don't have a choice. It's either that, or these parents don't get to see their kids, and they only see them once a week anyway. I just spent almost an hour in the bathroom. I haven't had intestinal cramps this badly in a long time. I have no fever, but fuck do I feel like shit.

Thanx For The Help
a lot of you help me during my point whore extravaganzas and some of you are always there when i level. thanx a bunch and you can count on me when its your turn. I have some more points to get and a bomb to use so ill be hitting as many people as i can..well slave actually cus my wireless leaves alot to be desired in the speed area here at home...but nine the less, love ya'll. im shooting for godfather and when i blow my wad, duck cus it might get messy lol

Love Hurts
Tonight we drink to youth And holding fast to truth (I don't want to lose what I had as a boy.) My heart still has a beat But love is now a feat. (As common as a cold day in LA.) Sometimes when I'm alone, I wonder Is there a spell that I am under Keeping me from seeing the real thing? Love hurts... But sometimes it's a good hurt And it feels like I'm alive. Love sings, When it transcends the bad things. Have a heart and try me, 'cause without love I won't survive. I'm fettered and abused, I stand naked and accused (Should I surface this one man submarine?) I only want the truth So tonight we drink to youth! (I'll never lose what I had as a boy.) Sometimes when I'm alone I wonder Is there a spell that I am under Keeping me from seeing the real thing? Love hurts... But sometimes it's a good hurt And it feels like I'm alive. Love sings, When it transcends the bad things. Have a heart and try me, 'cause without love I won't survive.

Jaun's Go To Move
It was Tracy's Birthday yesterday so a bunch of us got together to celebrate. I twas the usual crowd at the usual place with the addition of cake. Tracy received a similar pin to the one I got for Valentines day (see previous blog). This made me feel better because now I am not the only one with ugly jewelery. Hers is a fly but she kept calling it a bee. Jaun also made it very clear that I owed him some sort of sexual favor because I tongued his ear ring off at the Renaissance fair. This was when I was blacked out so I told him he actually owed me the sexual favor. The next stop was the Todd XXX for a new birthday toy. Tracy must be in her mid 40's and has never owned a vibrator. I stayed pretty sober because I didn't want to leave my car anywhere. That's when I saw it so clearly. Jaun's signature move. Jaun is always with us when we go out always ready for another bar or more drinks. He waits for one of us to get really trashed and then he offers his prey a ride to t

An Epic Fake Fail...
And the culture war of Real vs Fake continues... Ahem. This isn't exactly rocket science. Wot amuses me most is people are buying this photoshop flunkie bling. Ahhh well.. level 21 in 2 days, already has bombs and autos. Guys you're seriously thinking with the wrong head here lmfao. Now, onto my proof. The alleged "before" photo. Now, the "salute made for the flunkie" Not saying this is an "approved" salute, but gimme a break people.. use your heads for something other than a hatrack!! Thanks for reading lmao.. Oops, almost forgot to add its link... Sunshine@ fubar Show him some love as the Original was posted by: MЯ♣PΔÜŁ@ fubar

Wendy's
I stopped at Wendy's on my way home from Target, where I got a killer new lamp, to get some lunch. I ordered the chicken nugget value meal with a diet coke. The little bitch boy at the counter repeats at me with a smug little look on his face "a DIET coke?" to which I replied "Yes, a diet coke." He then chuckled. "Listen here you little judgmental cocksucker, I can't have regular coke. I don't care about the calories. If I did I OBVIOUSLY wouldn't be ordering 10 nuggets, but next time you wanna look at someone with that little shit eating grin you should remember some people are diabetic and can't have the regular shit. So wipe that stupid look off your face and get me my food." I need stronger meds.

Coffffeeeeeeeeeeeee
i have more of it in me than blood. its really windy and crappy out today, and for that i blame witchie and fuck you candi my bff went and bought me the twilight special edition so you couldnt tease me no mo, hes awesome p.s. post boobs

Life Sucks
Just venting. As the days go by my gut still hurts but its healing. Im going through this gamut of emotions, why is this happening to me, why now, will i ever get laid again, what is this pretty shiny thing on the floor and why is it there? My ex and i have been fighting the system here because they have my granddaughters in their care because my son is a fucking irresponsible little prick. That is almost done and I believe we have won. Judge still needs to make the final decision. Our lawyer is a money hungry fucking little jew. Im pretty sure that cumstain could have done the job for a lot less money. My sister called tonight, my brother had a heart attack and is in ICU in Kansas City. He had a quadruple bypass a few years back. Don't understand why he had another heart attack when the doctor supposedly fixed it. But i don't know his habits. Probably his wife. She is about the dumbest bitch I have ever met and talk about a nag. Would like to kick her in the... Fuck I

Grumpy
I may be grumpy today. I dunno. I was rudely woken up my housekeeping this morning pounding on my door asking if I wanted towels. =/ Oh and bowling last night was pretty decent. First game sucked so bad, lol. 106 - 143 - 163

Saturday Auto 11 Blog
HERE ARE SOME FU'S WITH AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. YOU ARE ALWAYS MORE THAN WELCOME TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN THIS BLOG IF YOU OR A FRIEND HAVE THEM ALSO!! I ALWAYS TRY TO ADD AS I SEE PEOPLE WITH THEM AND REMOVE THE ONES THAT ARE OVER SO THAT IT IS KEPT UP TO DATE FOR THE DAY, SO IF YOU SEE ME ON YOUR PAGE.. THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING, I'M NOT A BOT, JOHNNY DEVIL WILL ATTEST TO THAT LOL! A BLOG, PAGE RATE AND PERHAPS RATE MY SALUTES WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED FOR THIS BUT NOT NECESSARY AS I DO THIS FOR MYSELF TO KEEP UP WITH WHERE THE AUTOS ARE FOR THE DAY. PS I HAVE DECIDED IF YOU HAVE AN IP TRACKER ON YOUR PAGE I WILL NOT LIST YOU HERE. I DON'T LIKE THEM, THEY ARE NOT FUNNY OR A "JOKE" AND I WON'T SUBJECT OTHERS TO THEM UNKNOWINGLY.

Randomness
Often I find my thoughts are not contained and concise. My stream of conciousness is more a raging river, rather than a winding a easy flowing stream. Why must there be so much struggle to simply clarify a thought? Such random behavior certainly fosters a high likely of self doubt. For those of you who think I am some cocky, self righteous, conceited bitch - you could not be farther from the truth. In all reality, I am flawed beyond belief and fail at every turn. The self loathing could not be more crushing. I am my own defeat, the sole responsible party to my lacking. There is often great disparity between what we present publicly and true self. So when you see me in the mumms, judging harshly, it is merely frustration. There is far more to me than some chick that writes outlandish things for shock value. Uncontrolable and consuming to this I resign my fate, being misunderstood is all too common.

Freaky
In HS I used to go to a school shrink, because it was determined that I needed "attitude adjustment". I got about 80% on this list, btw Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them Authoritarian Secretive Paranoid Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired Conventional appearance Goal of enslavement of their victim(s) Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love) Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim Incapable of real human attachment to another Unable to feel remorse or guilt Extreme narcissism and grandiose May state readily that their goal is to rule the world

Breath
Being a mom is wonderful..it becomes heart breaking when your child cannot be as active as they wish due to asthma :( My daughter (4) has asthma, everynight breathing treatments and everyday the inhaler..all she wants to do is run, dance and play. Then I have to tell her to stop and rest, because of her breathing ...My son (7) I wish would be active and move..but he doesn't..not for health reasons..for laziness. It is so frustrating having 2 kids wishing one would be more active and competitive and having to prevent the other from those very acts.. Just a random blog..cuz that is what I am thinking about

Last Night...
So once ya get out of this pitiful military town Texas isn't too terribly bad, and was actually very pretty once ya get to San Antonio. Sea World was quite the challenge. It was hot, but we had fun...was just a long day with the 2 1/2 hour trip down there. I'm headed home tomorrow, THANK GOD! I can't wait to sleep in my own bed, and be amongst my belongings. Texas just isn't my cup of tea...I'm used to anti-confrontational people and decent customer service...Yay for Minnesooooota! And if one more cocksucker rags on my accent...I may choke a bitch.

My Marriage
This morning I went to my desktop which is upstairs in my bedroom which I share with my husband. Well i looked at the history of our firefox on the desktop and learned that my husband had been looking up porn, which normally i wouldnt care about. But it was blowjobs in particular that he was researching, and im a normal woman that wouldnt mind doing it now and then but my husband brings it up on a daily basis. im not kidding he does bring it up everyday. The more i looked at the history the more i learn that not only had he been looking up porn but he was looking up women on myspace and another website that advertises sex in his hometown. Which mind you i let him go to almost every weekend to see family, and he takes 1 or 2 of our kids. Now im crushed, because how can i believe that hes been seeing his family if hes been looking up women on a sex site? i wonder now if hes been having an affair of if hes been planning to? i know im not the best wife but ive never kept anything from

Unlady Gaga
If I had to pick one person to be terrified of at this very moment, it would be Lady GaGa. *shiver* I don’t know if it is the hair that never moves, the supposed dance moves and gyrating or those weird symbols that she wears in her face. Remember back in the day everybody wore a band aid on their cheek? **sigh** Those were the days, so much easier to accept. Now there is some chick out the singing about a poker face and I can't understand her. And I'm the idiot that can't see art as in real form. I hate these stupid little cultural tests! BBBBBOOOOOOOOO!

Jugga...what!?!?!?
Since I've lost my job I've had to go to these workshops in order to collect my benefits. Today was a job assessment day. We did a math and reading test. 2+2=4 and If Meg has 4 nickels and Pete has 2 pennies how much do they have? Stupid questions like that. But I digress.... 15 minutes into the class the door opens...and in walks this dude...about 6ft tall...280 lbs or so and in full, I mean FULL Juggalo makeup! WTF?!?! Big huge black baggy jeans, red boxers, a black shirt with ICP on fire on the front...wallet w/ the chain and the prerequisite eyebrow piercing. Are you joking me? No wonder the douchebag is unemployed. We were there to take these tests to help us find new jobs...not for a show. Today's workshop was mind numbing...Remember back in elementary when you had to do timed evaluation tests. The kind where you'd be done a half hour before everyone else? Yeah, thats what I did for 3 hours today. And did you know its prefectly able for a 30 year old woman w/ 7 kids

The End Of Lounge Drama For Me
ok, i'm officially done. joking about past drama is fine, but anyone that tries to get me involved in ongoing or new lounge drama will be blocked. i have real life issues to deal with, whether some of you choose to believe it or not. i will not sit here and listen to anyone badmouth me or my friends. i will not listen to ramblings or insults. i have started and will continue to block people for this. i go into what lounge i choose, i invite friends (holy shit, yes i have friends) to whatever lounge i choose to. my friends are not subjects to a lounge kingdom. they are people. they will go where they choose. some of them choose to follow me to keep in touch with me inside whatever lounge i am in. some of them find homes in other lounges. i don't care if someone pissed in your cheerios this morning. i don't care if you think i'm an attention whore. i don't care if you think i'm ignoring you (which ninety percent of the time i'm not - i just have other things that require my attention)

This Week 'til Tuesday
THIS WEEK I AM "PIMPING" OUT "MY" ANGELS & DEMONS ON MY PAGE. I HAVE BLASTS TO BE USED AND I THOUGHT WHAT BETTER WAY TO USE THEM THAN TO HELP OTHERS? I REALLY DON'T CARE FOR BLASTS MUCH MYSELF, ASK ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME WELL!! THE LAST ONE I RAN WAS IN CELEBRATION OF IT BEING 2 YEARS OLD! LOL!! SOOOO, ANYWAY, THESE ANGELS & DEMONS ARE ONES WHO HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AROUND HELPING IN SOME WAY, LITTLE OR BIG. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THEM TO YOU! SO CHECK OUT MY PAGE AND CHECK THEM ALL OUT! THEY ALL ROCK IN THEIR OWN WAY! PLUS IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO CODE MY PAGE TO MAKE IT LOOK ALL NIFTY LIKE THAT SO JUST DO IT! ROFL! NEXT WEEK, I WILL BE FEATURING OTHERS WHO ARE NOT DEMONS & ANGELS SO PLEASE STAY TUNED! OH, AND HAVE YOU RATED THIS BLOG? I'D APPRECIATE IT.

I Need Some Help ...
Some one sent me a 3gp file to my email and I would like to view it. I am pretty sure it's a lady being fisted by a homeless guy under a bridge. I think it will be entertaining. I tried to download something to watch it but it ended up being a virus. So instead of just going at this blindly, I thought I'd ask if any of you know what to do here. Thanks.

Smile With Me
My momMy brotherMy sisterMy loveFriends - Matt, AradiaDawn, Courtney, Allen, Mauchi, Gaz, Ghost, Skittlez, Christina, Rev, Seductress, Raistlin, Windir, Christian, Rebel, Hurco, PedroPeople that know why they're not on this list and love me anywayA roof over my headFood in my stomachGood musicmister bearA bed to sleep inLoveThe view out my windowStupid websitesFunny picturesthese things make me smile, they make me thankfulfeel free to add your own

Adventures Of Nakita Part 2
I have a dilemma.. My lawn has grown out of control and I must go mow it. I have a great mower enough gas and its gorgeous enough to do it.. (no snow) One thing lies between me and mowing the lawn.... You might not believe this being as cute as she is, can cause so much terror in my life. But when I start the lawnmower up She gets this look in her eyes... Her desire to eat my lawnmower takes over her cute innocent self and over powers here... So After the "vacuum" incident do I dare let her outside while i mow the grass. or do i lock her in the house so she will watch me threw the window, not only giving me a look that can kill with foam frothing at her mouth ? Wicked

What A Night
What a night. All day today I have been in extreme pain, my back, my chest and my arms. Nothing has calmed it down much. I was gonna go grab a bite to eat earlier and said screw it and went to ER. When I first got there they did a quick EKG cuz my chest is hurting. When they moved me back into ER, the doctor ordered chest x-rays and blood work down. During the blood work they gave me a shot of morphine through the iv they were starting incase I needed a cat scan. I was feeling okay for a little bit. When the dr came in he said my white blood cells are high, and he definitely diagnosed this as pleurisy. What that is, is the lining between your ribs and lungs become inflamed. I have had it before, but the pain was usually centrally located not all over and radiating. The nurse was iffy about letting me leave since I drove myself, but told her I only had a short period to go. When i was leaving my friend called and I went down there for a little bit, but being in pain I couldnt handle

Bling Auction
alrighty, I am going to hold a short auction for a cherry bomb or an auto 11 for fubucks. Winner decides if they get a bomb or an auto. I will only award one. The auction starts now and runs until 8pm CST (or 6pm fu time). Good luck to all :) Bidding starts at 3 million. Good luck to all! Post your bids in the comment section. --------------------------------------------------- Congrats Devil Pup :D thank you everyone!! I closed the blog right as my computer flipped to 6pm so Devil Pup had the final bid of 15.5 million. any bids after that are null and void. thank you everyone for playing!! (h)

How Sexy Are You
Ha ha ha I bet out Pedro You Are 81% Sexy http://www.blogthingsimages.com/howmuchsexappealdoyouhavequiz/sexy-5.jpg" height="100" width="100">Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How">http://www.blogthings.com/howmuchsexappealdoyouhavequiz/">How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Semper Fi!
Help! Help!! NEED JUST A VOTE!!! CLICK PICTURE BELOW AND VOTE FOR ME BY RATING MY PIC!!! i NEED TO GET AS MANY PIC RATES AS POSSIBLE BEFORE FRIDAY JUNE 19TH, 2009 AT 8:00 PM FUBAR TIME. SUPPORT YOUR TROOOPS!! SEMPER FI MANY THANKS!!! KEV

Just My Thougths, You Might Not Like ... Read If You Want
I am proud of the fact that Is usually pretty sweet and morally sound when it comes to being on the Internet.. What you see is what you get. I try to make everyone feel better about all the shit that's going on in their lives and make them at least laugh... Most I can make them feel a little bit better but some I cant help... What I want to know is what the fuck happens when my day is going to shit... do i complain no because i like to bottle it up inside till I burst WELL FOLKS TODAY IS THAT DAY Here's my list of shit I deal with on a daily basis: 1. my mother's white cell count still has recovered from her cancer treatments.. so I have to wonder will i send another 9 months visiting her in the hospital because shes isolated and needs blood transfusions. 2. My x husband owes me 5 grand in child support he refuses to pay for any soccer but I still let him see his son and I'm smile and don't bother him... cause my son should see his dad 3. My business is on the verge off either c

Gavin
Well Gavin choose to come in about a month early and ta daaaaa here he is via emergency c-section. He was born @ 3:44 today and wieghed @ a whopping 3 pounds 5.9 oz. Rather small but so far he is doing great. O2 is good so he is breating on his own. He has pooped already ( yay ) and is holding his own heat. I am uploading pics in a few min and of course expect more once things calm down. ( yes we are g33ks and brought laptops to the hospitol ) . Mom is doing well...rather tired and sleeping soundly and im starved.... Update day 1. He is holding his wieght and heat well...still haveing a little trouble holding down food but thats expected when your a month early ( my 2nd daughter by my first wife was born @ 1 pound 9 oz and was fine...in fact 17 and pregnant ) we dont have any clue when he will be able to come home but they estimate about a month. Good news is we are about 5 min away from the hospitol so its nothing for us to get here... that is all for now... Update d

My New Piercings
I went with my niece yesterday to get her lip pierced. They wouldn't let her being as she is only 13. Well I be damn if I was in the car with a babbling ass teenager in the car for hours and not get something pierced. I got my nose (which is cute dammit) and my helix (upper part of the ear) (lets see if these pictures work. If not I'll post them in a comment)

Cover Page: Manual & Memoirs Of A Master. By Marq
Cover Page Herein contains a culmination of experience, information, and opinions on all things concerning the lifestyle of B.D.S.M. This work is a labor of love that was started over four years ago, and has since amassed a considerable amount of chapters. It contains over a decade of personal experience and analysis of nearly every topic associated with my life style. This cover page will be used as a contents section, containing the links of all the chapters posted in My blogs. Let it serve as a navigation guide for easy referencing to any subject, as dictated by the chapter headings. I thank you for your interest, time, and curiosity, enjoy! Contents: Forward: Memoirs of a Master Chapter 1a: B.D.S.M. Acronym Examined. Chapter 1b: Understanding the Misconstrued Microcosm of B.D.S.M.

She's Busted!
Meet Nina: Profile Link: http://fubar.com/user/846218 Many of you may know this user or at least recognize her. She claims her name is Nina. She's 26, single, and has no salute. As you can see her profile became private. Before her profile was changed to private I browsed through her photos. As always it struck me as odd that a girl with new photos uploaded and some photos taken with a professional camera, didn't have a salute. One of her photos had a radio station banner hanging up in the background for 96.7 kiss fm. Kiss fm is an Austin, Texas area radio station. So the myspace browsing began. After a bit of searching I came up with this profile: http://www.myspace.com/alijean05 . I sent the profile two friend requests with messages attached which were quickly declined. So I put my fingers to work and found "Allison"s facebook profile. According to the facebook profile Allison is 22 and in a relationship. You might recognize her boyfriend if you've ever looked through nina's

Memo To The Ugly Jonas ...
I can’t believe I am about to say this – I feel bad for one of the Jonas Brothers. My sympathy is most unusual because I typically consider myself to be amongst the throngs of people who hate the Jonas Brothers. I guess hate is a strong word. I just resent it when talentless people make millions of dollars because they lucked out into being the product of a massive marketing machine. That marketing machine, of course, is Disney. The ultimate goal of that machine is to penetrate my daughter’s brain so she can take money out of my wallet and feed it to a giant pants wearing mouse. It’s a relentless assault and I’ve all but given up trying to avoid it. For those of you fortunate enough to not have someone in your care be a part of the Mouse’s target demographic, let me give you some background. The Jonas Brothers are a pop trio consisting of 3 brothers. There’s Joe, the front man and all around lady killer. There’s Nick, the

Monday Night's Fake Happy Hour And Sponsor..
Oh la la real pic of real girl? Real myspace? http://www.myspace.com/alone_confused_scared This fake Happy Hour and her sponsor exposed...This has no salute, and one pic. And blocked me and is on a major blocking spree. Why don't we ask the person who is sponsoring it why he is wasting his money on a fake? I hear it's really some add train promo Myspace ho.. Maybe this will be the way we do things from now on. lol..peace.

I'm Lame!
This is an evaluation of a person after talking to me for about one hour.. on and off we can squash dis, I was jus tryna get ta know you, but dont think you know da diff of real and fake, like youve been tainted from da folks on da internet, and yes,,,,,,,,, you mek it hard for sombody ta get ta know you cuz you put up dis wall dat you think people cant see thru, ima leave you alone, but I wanna show you somthin if your cool wit dat, (aint a cam thang) jus somthin I wrote, Im cool, and I concider you a friend, a boring one, butchu cool wit me, even doe you lame Something must be wrong with me when I refused to view his cam which he insisted, saying I'm lame cos I don't want to view his cam Sigh

Resume 101
So as some of you know, I've been working with a career building consultant company, and have been attending seminars to aid me in my search for a new job, career, exc... This morning I went to a resume based course, which we were asked to run through an online module first and come up with a rough draft of our resume to bring in today. So, yesterday, I wrote up and updated my resume, and included the ideals they considered important. Well, today comes, and we start going through our resumes, and some exercises for them. I was very encouraged to find out that my resume was all but complete, barring a few minor changes. I was able to use my performance report experience from the military to write some great bullets statements, and tailor my resume for a good marketing capability. So, I will be able to start spreading my resume around starting tomorrow, and hopefully lead to some possible opportunities. Just wanted to share this good news with you. :)

New Level Up Requirements
This will be the new level up requirement,basically the same but left out 100K because we just dont seem to have enough members online when we do 100K and takes forever to level someone .But might keep the 100K level up for only Family members of MoonLight thinking about it,just let me know what you think about it. Requirement for level ups 1-They must be online so they can return rates it makes them drop faster making it easier for them to level. 2-All we ask is the person we are leveling to rates & fans the people helping them level. 3- Under 20K must have atleast 100 rateable items...pictures can not be ripped or NSFW because you do not get points for ripped or NSFW. 4- 20K or more must have 200 SFW pictures/stash. 5-30K or more must have 300 SFW pictures/stash. 6-40K must have 400 SFW pictures/stash. 7-50K must have 500 SFW pictures/stash. 8-200K and less must be running Auto 11 with 500 SFW pictures/stash. 9-Family member's have priority,p

Where Were You?
WHERE WERE YOU 10 years ago today? when the world seemed to be in such disarray. Innocence would be lost, Liberty would seem to fade. But In The Face Of Danger, Heroes would be made. We came together, That fatefull day, While some of us wept, some of us prayed. Were you angry? Were you sad? Do you remember the feelings that you had? We came together, in a time of great sorrow, To show the world We will be even stronger tomorrow. Hearts were shattered, live's were lost, America came together, But at what cost? 10 years later Have your feelings changed? or are you someone whoes priorities have been re arranged ? God Bless America, and everything for which she stands, God Bless Liberty and Freedom, God Bless This Great Land. Where were you 10 years ago today?

Fuckin Fuck
Today I had to go to the doc same ole same ole..but today was the day I had to sign my pain management contract...and upon doing it am forced to feellike a dirty fucking junkie. h i also have to submit to random drug testing....wtf? That is about as retarded as it gets. went to a chinese buffet for dinner and wow...why do people think I wanna hear their fucking kids scream the whole time. I get to have another plug biopsy done on my lymph nodes..yay good times. Guess I am done bitching I just wanna break so bad

Season Premiers Tonight
Bones(Fox) 5th season premiereSurvivor (CBS) 19th season premiereExtreme Cuisine with Jeff Corwin (Food) series premiereFringe (Fox) 2nd season premiere W00T!The Office (NBC) 6th season premiere W00T!Community (NBC) series premiereIt's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (FX) 5th season premiere That's all, now go fuck yourselves.

I Am Back Bitches!!
The fucking idiocy I have seen from admin lately wow but I am back (I KNOW you fuckers just couldnt wait for it) Lala is back too which makes me lol and I am fuckin with the support lounge every chance I get over the bullshit they have pulled

Lmfao
I read a friends only MuMM earlier, posted by Busdrivertohell (I'll get the link if you're really interested), where she's asking advice about a fellow MuMMer type person who blocked her. She posted his ID number and I'm nosy, so I went to see who it was. I made supper, watched some tv and I noticed he had checked me out. So I went to his page to give him an 11 & I get this message, I'm sure we are all familiar with: ERROR: I'm a pussy & I've blocked you. I guess because she's on my friends list? LMFAO...I don't really know, but it made me laugh. · IT'SONLIKEDONKE... re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! 56 mins ago· IT'SONLIKEDONKE... rated you a '10'! 56 mins ago· IT'SONLIKEDONKE... just checked you out! YAY points!! I'm like 27k from Godfather, so I'll take what I can get. (y) Thanks dude.

Gestation
Gestation I look for reason, cause and motive--But find none --In how the subtle movements of the planetsCombined by Thy DesignTo bring me to her;Or her to me. Could there be some strength we gather?I can't see how --When ev'ry step is on a pathThat has no suitable resolutionIn Thy Landscape,Painted in the colors of painHer suffering and mine;Or even ours. Is this something beyond my grasp?My eternal quand'ry?That in my actions without a role,Determined by Thy Rules,That Thou has taught my heartTo extend a helpless hand? Is this timing not criminal and cruel?To me it seems so --Where our capabilities are strainedTo Thy Stamp of our flawed incapacity,So that which seems most ardent loveCannot even be that slenderHelp of a Friend? In each day I see both pull and comfort.Are she and I really free?In this limited wheelworksWhere Thou has measured ev'ry strideAnd told her when to accept it;Or me to make it. I look for Family, God and Country,But I see her --Caught in the teeth of Th

3 Whole Years
Joined: October 1, 2006 Looks like I got my computer back just in time for the achievement. That is a damn long time to have been here. But I can honestly say, on the whole, it has been worth it. Ok, I've lost friends, ok, I've made one or two enemies, ok, I may have had my heartbroken. But I've met tons of awesome people (no naming names, don't want to forget someone and upset them :p) and yes, I have fallen in love and I owe this place that great feeling that it has given me of actually feeling like I belong for once. Enough of the sap though, just glad to be home.

Who's The Real Drama Queen?
No Drama Q...: don't flatter yourself cunt->No Drama Q...: why else would you care if I had it?No Drama Q...: did i ask u for it?->No Drama Q...: I do. I'm not giving it to youNo Drama Q...: u got yahoo?->No Drama Q...: this gets kinda boring doesn't it?No Drama Q...: Hey u, question for u..do u have yahoo messenger? Ok, this guy has asked me this every day for about a week. At first I thought it was a joke because of a status I had about not giving out my Yahoo. I'm now blocked. :)

1uniquemale... Your Time Is Up!
MY SHOUTBOX: 1uniquemale: faggot boy Then he blocked me?! Cowardly dog. So, he is a scum-bag that likes to harass women and degrade others for no reason or provocation.But gets butt-hurt when the BIG DOG wants to bite back? My friends, you know what to do.... Thank you! http://www.fubar.com/user/3527385

Omg My "first" Blog
not really sure what to say or do. drill won't be my friend or talk to me anymore. something happened and I wanna talk about things. there have been a few friends I've asked help from to make things better and here I type whining about how he's still ignoring me. there's more but I guess I'm done for now

Auto 11/ Cherry Bomb Bling Auction
Ill be holding an auction that will close on Friday October the 16th at 6pm eastern time for an auto 11/ or Cherry bomb bling. This prize will go to the highest bidder, at the time specified above. All bids must be placed in fubucks.The minimum starting bid must be 2,000,000, all other bids must be higher. At the end of this auction the winner will be notified by email, and will have 24 hours to pay, or the prize will go to the next highest bid. Let the bidding begin!! At the time of prize payment, the winner will opt to choose either an auto 11/ or cherry bomb bling!! Good Luck

A Day Ill Never Forget!!!
Nov.23,2008 Thats a date that will never be forgotten. On that date my mother which was my best friend also passed away. She was meeting me to drop my son back off to me. We was meeting in a town close to her and my job. While i was waiting a cop flew through town (its a small town) I knew something wasnt right so i went in the direction of the cop. I came upon a car accident scene which yeah it was my mom and my youngest son. My mom had a heart attack and wrecked. She didnt make it. I miss her alot and deal with the flash backs to that day. MISS AND LOVE YOU MOM!!!

Secretes
i will be expecting to hear from you soonest so we can become friends, you truly have a charming smile, so you have to tell me the secrete behind it when we meet on chat The secrete is saliva. Once it dribbles down my chin, it's drool. Now that you know all my secrete secrets, we won't have to chat.

Quinceanera Blog
I had my Quinceanera this past Saturday. I'll try to upload pictures soonly. For now, I'll just blog. First thing's first...I had my poofy dress made. You know those super ugly, obnoxious dresses? Ya...they're like $300 and up. Fuck that. NOW I know why I didn't get a Quinceanera at the appropriate age. Oh well. The girl that made my peacock dress did an excellent job in just one week. The dress...you'll see pics...but it was hot pink and sequined on top...poofy purple and hot pink, sparkly toulle on the bottom. It was everything I was hoping it'd be and more. My friends were dying over it. I achieved epic levels of trashiness. Everybody else did pretty good with the theme dressing as well. Trashy formal wear or fiesta garb. So already...even if you just arrived, there was something to smile about. I had a taquero cater the event. For $220, I got carne asada and pollo tacos, made and served fresh from the grill....beans and rice...all the condiments...plates, napkins,

Almost Famous...
While I am certainly enjoying my time off, I kinda miss being online during the day while I'm at work. Well, it's more that I miss the people I usually talk to or blog stalk around those times. It actually bugs me that I'm missing some blogs. It's strange to you I'm sure, but the lives of some of you people are actually quite fascinating. And, this might be a stretch, I think sometimes my comments are appreciated. I took my Mom shopping for the Thanksgiving feast today. We are going to be able to have it on Thursday as my sister's schedule has been slightly altered. I don't really enjoy shopping with my Mom. She is not a planner...she is a wander and grabber. I go to a store, I know what I want, and I go get it and leave. I do not enjoy wandering every aisle and hope not to miss anything. So that was a bit of a chore, but I got yummy Tim Horton's breakfast out of it. I finished a sketch for a friend...she wanted a drawing of her as a mermaid. I'm kinda happy with how

New Nsfw Policy!?
BULLDOG__Fu-Bou... New NSFW policy,Please Read This Blog... Sorry For The I... Texas City, TX subject: Your Main / Primary Pic. received: 11/28/2009 08:41 am replied: no block this member Sorry To Bother You, But Please Change Your Main / Primary Pic. It is Against the New NSFW Guidelines. If You Choose Not To Change Your Main Pic / Primary Image And Comply With The New Guidelines or You Put It Back Up and It Gets Marked NSFW It Will NOT Be Unmarked Please read :http://www.fubar.com/blog/57/1087949 Leave comments and questions here.Thank you for Your Cooperation and Understanding...Sorry For The Inconvienence.Bulldog__ - Fubar BouncerNew NSFW Policy...Starting on Thursday 11/26/2009 we will begin enforcing a new policy for primary photos / avatars and it will apply to everyone. This does not effect non-primary photos (i.e.: random stuff in your photo albums), only the photo that you select to be next to your name

The Nsfw Crackdown, The Mentally Ill And A Holiday Song :d
Well my friends it is that time of the year again, time for Holiday stress, holiday shopping and all of the good and bad things that the holidays bring upon us. It’s a time where seemingly every year that you always remember things that happen during the holidays, making for a lifetime of memories. In Fubar World, it’s pretty much the same. You see Xmas Auctions, holiday bling pack specials, everyone it seems with a Santa hat of some variety on for the weeks leading up to the holidays. and in past years, have a present of some variety under your Xmas tree when you sign in, which you can’t open until Midnight 12/25 Pacific Time. When I lived on the east coast that amounted to 3 AM. Needless to say. There were some funny milk and cookies moments there. This year, we have a new twist , this NSFW crackdown policy for default pictures that was put in around Thanksgiving. Which basically said you can’t be in your underwear or slam you boobs into your default picture. Some people are c

Random 50 Questions
1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? Yes 2. Are you involved with anyone? Involved in what way? 3. Where do you wish you were right now? The African Continent 4. What should you be doing right now? Masturbating but shall do that before I go have sex 5. Does sex mean love? Nope 6. What do you believe is a true saying about life? Pain is the meaning of life… until you know pain, you do not know how to live 7. Are you a bad influence? Grins, possibly. 8. Who has had the most influence on you (good)? The dead 9. Night out or night in? I spend My night outs in someone 10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate? Say that again in English. 11. What is your favorite game? Hide the penis in the pussy :P 12. Your favorite book? Bushido , the code of the samurai 13. Do you know how to change a tire? Yes 14. What item could you not go without during the day? A condom. 15. Would you share a drink with

Sherlock Holmes (2009)
As I watched Guy Ritchie's latest movie, one word came to mind: "Mediocre" I didn't expect much going in, and I got what I expected. I've been a fan of Robert Downey Jr after his role in KISS KISS BANG BANG and especially loved him in IRON MAN. I was hoping to see what he would bring to the role of this classic detective. He did well, but I'm afraid the writer's dropped the ball. It seems as though they didn't let Downey be more creative with his role. Speaking of the writing, they DID do a good job in the actual storyline and kept true to the classic storylines of debunking "supernatural" with "science". And the wardrobe as well as the props and city designs were amazing. Obviously, there will be a sequel and I hope they give Robert Downey more of a chance to make the character his. Bottom line, this is a family-friendly rental. Grade: B- Sherlock Holmes on IMdB.com

Amy Hempel
Seems like I don't do that many book blogs, cos I read so many comics and magazines and internets these days that my previous devotion to actual books has kinda gotten lost. But I do always have one on the go, and last night I finished this one that my homeboy ZombieMonkey turned me onto. And yeah, the woman's a formidable writer (Amy Hempel, I can't speak for Zombie Monkey). I struggle with the short story form - I ain't the brightest guy, and where a novel has the luxury of space and time to get its ideas across, a good short story is a well-crafted concentrated hit (much like a smaller painting isn't less work than a big one, and often the detail is that much finer), and as such, usually way over my head. But I can still enjoy the craft, and this is as well-crafted a collection of writing as you'll find anywhere. Moving, funny, thought-provoking, and exquisite in its composition. When I was a kid, I used to want to be a writer, but it's work like this that makes remember not t

I Don't Get It.
Okay, really I do get the whole idea of the "pants on the ground" song that some old man sang on American Idol last night. I really do. However, I do NOT see the humor in it that everyone else seems to see. The song is about all these people that wear their pants so low that they are prett much on the ground. That concept has always bothered me. I want to just run up behind them and pull their pants down. The way I look at it, that's what they want, if they didn't, they'd wear a belt or get pants that fit. Nothing is less attractive than seeing a person that looks like they don't know how to get the right size in clothes. Anyway, the whole reason I'm writing this is because I'm hoping that MAYBE there is someone else out there that just thinks the song was stupid, not funny. More lame if you ask me.

Please?
Well, howdy doody? A good friend of mine is starting his own business. He will be making business cards, is already in the process of designing them. The front looks pretty cool, and on the back he was hoping for favorite drink recipes for the back of the cards. Would you kindly submit a recipe of YOUR favorite alcoholic bev? And yeah, sure he could pull many off the net but if he can get more personal interesting mixes that would be better. Or if you have a fun drinking game that only requires minimal instructions (because after all they're going on the back of a business card) jot it down :D So, submit away! Thanks so much!

Operation Spotlight Virgin
I'm posting again as a reminder, if you're sick of me already then GOOD! Keep up all that hard work and send your friends like you have been doing! I'm about half-way there and once I get there it will all be a distant memory. You people are truly the most AWESOME people in the whole entire world and I am so PROUD to have you on my list. Your generous donations and constant rating have almost got me to my goal. I figure the spotlight will get my level up like I need it to be. Let's keep our eyes on the prize!! I have made salutes for those of you that has helped so far, if I forgot you PLEASE speak up, because I'm only human and have a brain the size of a pea most of the time. As you can tell by the NUMEROUS misspellings on those salutes I made. LMAO! I will continue to keep track of those that help and make you a salute too. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

Damned Phone
damned palm pre phone. Its an awesome little phone, sometimes the keyboard is a little small for my monster thumbs, but i gets the NFL app and can watch nfl network on it, listen to the games right on my phone from the streaming radio station of the team of my choice. i have the texas hol em app that they have here on fu, pandora...all kinds of cool shit... I went to bed last night, well this morning actually, but I didnt plug the damned thing in... when I got up at 11, the phone was dead...I plugged it in to my laptop and its still not on! 45 minutes later and im just now getting the battery charging icon. grrrrr So Im sitting here drinking my coffee.. hows it going people.. Nobody can afford to buy me now, and my owner is trying to pawn me. The fu levelling requirements are stupid i believe.. I wont be giving much effort to get those levels. Kloverlynn is point whoring today with her flashy little thing so irritate the piss out of the bombers with her link and stuff (y)

10 Odd Thing, Cuz Serenity Made Me
Cut-n-paste and repeat yourself. Don't fuss, DO IT!!TOP 10 "ODD" THINGS ABOUT YOU OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DEFINES YOURSELF10. I prefer small groups or to be alone. Why, because when a bunch of people get together, they always seem to devide into cliques, and I refuse to make believe I dont like someone cuz they arent a part of "the clique" 9. I could tell you exactly were things are in my Apt. But for some reason I have trouble with peoples names when I first meet them. 8. I like my nipple rings played with, but before they were pierced I hated for a gf to suck on them 7. The Tattoos on my right arm are not finished, because it represents living in Las Vegas, and I cant bring myself to have it finished here in Louisiana. Ill have to make a trip to Vegas to get it done. 6. My sons are the most important people in my life. They never want to go back to thier moms house when its time to. 5. My SB always has the same handful of people talking to me in it, and whe

Tangled...
I enjoy it when something makes me stop, and think, and wonder what it really means. I can sit and ponder something for literally hours at a time, sometimes days. It will finally get to the point that I realize I am nowhere close to whatever it was that started me down this ever winding wormhole of thought. I look back to see the silver strands, branching off from each other, some finding their way back to the center while others simply head off on their own to end in nothingness. The central strand of thought that I began with so far away I can't even see it. I sometimes regret not writing things down when this happens, but at the same time having notebooks full of random thoughts and ideas is something they always seem to find in the home of the killer in the movies. So maybe it's best to let it just stay in my head. I think I had a point to this... ...oh yeah, thinking is a gift. I finished my book. Ready to start my new one if they ever decide to ship it to me. I only

Lots Of Words Not Written By Me.
"Somewhere in Cyberspace Sege's Blog, Star Date 485.328 First off, fuck the word blog. I hate it and all who use it. "LOL, "imo," "Today's mood: Introspective yet spunky." Shut up. The internet was supposed to become the ultimate democratic forum. It did: Now everyone can be a porn star. Then there are those retarded blogs. It's been said that inside every life is a fascinating book, or at least a chapter. Wrong. Some people don't have a freakin' semicolon, like that woman in Delray who blogs everything her cat does, and her cat even has a blog and every word is meow. But you have to play the hand you're dealt, and I can't exactly stand on street corners with a megaphone sharing Big Answers on Everything. That was my first choice, but a monket wrench hit the works: a few itsy-bitsty little incidents. Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops." Thus starts Nuclear Jellyfish by Tim Dorsey starri

If Fubar Changed One Thing, What Would You Want Changed??
Okay, I was wondering what other users would want done if Fubar offered to make ONE change and one change only. 99.99% of the site, I really do like. But the one thing I really dont like is that Secret Admierer thing. So, if I were to ask Fubar to make a change, I would ask them to do away with the Secret Admierer thing. So, what would you like done away with? And why?

Hah Wtf
im tryin not ta piss my pants laughin from this run in. I almost feel bad callin my girl by the name red after this,ALMOST ♥ NAUGHTY ...: INDEED ♥ NAUGHTY ...: BYE OUT YO tat2oodtrash: makin mama proud tat2oodtrash: buhbye now ♥ NAUGHTY ...: AND SLUT tat2oodtrash: u too whore ♥ NAUGHTY ...: TY FOR GETTING IT RIGHT HAHA ♥ NAUGHTY ...: yes ♥ NAUGHTY ...: now have a good day

One Artist
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. Do this if you like. Pick a band that has a lot of songs. My Artist:Three Doors DownAre you a male or female?Story of a GirlDescribe yourself:She Don't Want the WorldHow do you feel:RunawayDescribe where you currently live:Away From The SunIf you could go anywhere, where would you go:Better LifeYour favorite form of transportation:TrainYour bestfriend:By My SideYou and your best friends:Dangerous GameWhat's the weather like:Going Down in FlamesFavorite time of day:These DaysIf your life was a TV show, what would it be called:The Road I'm OnWhat is life to you:Life On My OwnYour current relationship:Right Where I Belong Your fear(s): It's Not My Time Thought for the Day:Be SomebodyHow I would like to die:Here Without YouMy soul's present condition:Not EnoughMost Faithful Companion:My WorldMy motto: It's The Only One You've Got

Raven Made Me Do This, And When I Was Done, It Was Too Long To Post In Her Blog, So Blame Her.
What is the single largest item in your house?My couchHow well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?Not at allWhat color is your bedroom?Gray, black, and blueWhat type of computer mouse do you use?LogitechWhat is your earliest memory?Nixon's resignationHave you ever jumped off of a high dive?I dove off a 95 foot cliff... Many times.Do you take vitamins?NoWhen did you first become interested in sex?I'm a GUY! At BIRTH!Do you like to color inside the lines?I make my own lines.What do you have set as your home page?Yahoo.Do you have your own radio?Yup.Where would you hate to have to work?McDonald's.Who is on your speed dial?NobodyDo you prefer lightbulbs or candles?CandlesHow much money did you spend today?I'm about to go to the local farm and spend $5 for two dozen eggs that just came out from under the chickens this AM.What are you sitting on right now?Barstool.Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?Who doesn't?Would you ever get plastic surgery?If I

Fo Cereal!
I just REALLY wish I could blog some of the shit that I get in my chatbox.... I'm venting, these freaking jerks on here have NO respect for folks like myself that VOLUNTEER their effin time and just really TRY to do this to the best of their ability. I've been working mostly on salutes all day today and I have recently started leaving a link to the How-To Salute page in the Fu-Bible when I reject a salute for whatever reason. I've had NUMEROUS damn people give me the biggest attitudes and call me names and just be plain nasty to me over it. One guy was like " I don't care what you think of my pic" LMAOOO!!! Really? Well, what I think DOESN'T effin matter, but it's the GUIDELINES that you have to be holding a handwritten SIGN and not just photoshop words onto a pic of yourself!!!! or it's in the guidelines that you MUST have your screen name on the sign! I don't give a shit if you DONT GIVE A SHIT!! RAWR!!!!!!!I didn't have that the first time I did this stuff, so I guess it's just both

Emanon
Emanon Forever Fake Father of the Fallen OnesName: ClassifiedRank: El PresidenteFriends Since: October 2009Likes: BDSM, Kink, Nature, Photography, Writing, Debating, the female form, Information/KnowledgeDislikes: Snitches (rats), blueberries, close mindedness, sorry“Never make the mistake of thinking you know any oneFor it is the ones in which you think you know that shall betray you first.” ~ EmanonEmanon and I were friends prior to October 2009 but we didn’t speak much. After my break from FU we refriended and started communicating on a more regular basis. My first thoughts on him were that he was either1) A tall skinny white dude from Nebraska who dreamed of a more exciting life and created the online persona of No NameOr…2) Exactly who he said he wasAfter a while I came to accept what he said about himself as fact and have a great deal of respect for who he is and what he holds true. Trying to tackle Emanon’s little bio here was more difficult than I

Argh!!!!!!!!!
Dropped At...: yea i hav cam Suga Lips: Wouldn't that be visual? I don't have a cam Dropped At...: didnt say to i ment like on cam Suga Lips: I'm not talking to you on the phone Dropped At...: lol no but im more vocal flirting Suga Lips: ...I didn't know you considered this rocket science Dropped At...: how do we flirt or hav fun\ Suga Lips: I don't give it out Dropped At...: whats ur yahoo im Suga Lips: Uh..idk..I don't usually plan out my flirtations Dropped At...: lol ok so were can we start Suga Lips: I doubt anything changed in a day Dropped At...: i no just making sure u still can Suga Lips: You asked me this yesterday

Right Or Wrong?
As some of you may remember, my brother pissed me off when I got back from stateside, and I'm still not talking to him. Need to refresh your memory? http://www.fubar.com/blog/190754/1101712 Anyways, I texted him a few weeks ago because I lent him my guitar hero game and I wanted it back. Instead of replying to me he phones my mum up and says I aint getting shit until I apologise to him. Now, he's got another thing coming if he thinks that's going to happen. I've decided I've had enough of his everything revolves around me act, however he may dress it up as something else. Think I'm right in doing so?

Brain Freeze
I seriously would like SOMEONE to explain something to me about a brain freeze issue I have. I LOVE slushy drinks. ALL slushy drinks! I drink frozen cokes, or ICEE's whatever you call them in your area all the time. Yes, on occasion, you get the brain freeze. HOWEVER, at SONIC it is different. VERY different. My guess is that there is some ingredient in the slushies at Sonic that is not in other slushy formulas OR it has to do with the actual machinery they use there. When I drink any slushy from Sonic, I get MEGA brain freeze. I am talking about the kind that no matter HOW slow you try to sip it, or press your tongue to the roof of your mouth, take a sip of water after it, or whatever, it is a brain freeze SO intense, it actually makes me sick to the pit of my stomach, and I almost feel like I am going to pass out and/or puke. Slushies from Sonic don't slide down your throat fast either. They seem to glue themselves to you & slide so slowly, that the pain lingers for ages. On one

Life
So life is pretty damned good right now. Tight on money, but that's temporary. I've got great friends, awesome roommates, and a wonderful child. Got a fabulous place to live, and the entire summer to do as I please. Now if I can only find roommates to get a place with me for the next school year, things will be great! I've discovered that life isn't necessarily what you've got or don't have... it's what you make of it. And we're making it pretty damned good.

An Auction! Say What?..yup...check This Out...
Wow really? Yup that's right kids, it's my first ever solo auction!! Sooo yeah, and i ya'll don't mind feel free to click the pic below and give it a rate for meh please (message me and I'll send you some fubucks) and check out the stuff up for sale (including a photobucket, yes screenshot city at it's finest...mmhmm!) and well, you know the rest.... Soo ya'll know the drill...thanks &

Dentist
I went to the dentist today because of my bottom front teeth, yeah, the ones I still have left. She had previously taken advice from another dentist and the pair of them together hadn't thought my teeth were cracked. However, there is a line across all 3 at the bottom which they had originally put down to a quirk as I was only having problems with one. She did that thingy test where they put that cold liquid on to see if you get a reation .. nothing! My middle front one has definately died but she is unsure about the other 2. She is going to do a root canal filling in 2 weeks to the middle one but if she finds it is broken I will lose it. She says I need extensive treatment on all 3 teeth and will need to go up the dental hospital. She has also given me really strong antibiotics which mean i'll be do dahing for England over the next few days ... nothing like a good clear-out, huh? If all 3 are broken I will have them all pulled and a bridge fitted ..... trying to look on the brigh

Mel And Shit Hawk Wedding Fund....
I want to see the shit hawks eyes bulge out of his head... Apparently he proposed to Mel this morning thinking he would ruffle some feathers.. Can you imagine if she accepts... He will Be in shell shock and we can all take a break from him. So help me help Mel and donate bling credits... she needs 80 to accept.

Am I The Only One?
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This Space Intentionally Left Blank.
I'm not really working today. I hit 39 hours yesterday, so, since OT is quickly becoming a big DON'T DO IT OR WE'LL UNLEASH THE WRATH AND FURY [insert scary monster-y growl noise here] kind of thing, my boss has graciously told me to stay home and only complete timesheets for this portion of the pay period. However, all of the emailing back and forth this morning between her and I took about an hour, so it looks like someone is going to need to throw the corporate monsters an extra bone this week. I am a fan of today. Not having to do many semi-managerial duties (heh, I said duties) has nearly made it possible for me to meet an impromptu goal: no clothes for 24 hours. Living alone does have its benefits, except for moments like these where I want to be nekkid AND have ice cream that is not in my possession. But, I am going to have to hold out until 6:30 tonight. I already had my cake and ate it too once today. This is probably for the best - all of the timesheets should have rolled

Unwound
As soon as we're born we're dying. I like to start things on a cheerful note. I also don't believe that to be true. I don't think we start dying until we let time rule our lives. Time is just no darn good. Even as kids, before we're in school and know how to properly tell time, we know that when a certain show is over it will be time for bed. We'll have to come inside from playing at a certain time. We have to wait an hour after eating before going swimming again. We learn that time is finite...and at that point we begin dying. The clock starts counting down. And time just makes that clock wind faster as our lives become more and more dominated by it. Pretty soon we have to wake up at a certain time to get ready for school. Only the weekends still reserved for couches, cartoons and sugar injected cereal. We have to get out homework done before we can go out and play, knowing that time is ticking away on our freedom to be outside. Just replace outside time wit

I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
I should be at home, posting another great thought provoking blog, I am at the office waiting a call back from a vendor. See I left work at my regular time, went home, hit the gym, and when I got back, there were scores of calls from my boss seeing if I could come in. That's another thing that riles me here, it seems a company motto "If someone doesn't answer the first time, then they are twice as likely if you hang up immediately and call them back, or three times as likely if you do it a third time!" Anyhow, I said I could come in in like 30 mins, he said give me 5-10 mins to let you know. I hopped in the shower, because after gym me is no one you want to be around. I swear it was a quick shower, two more calls anyway, and I headed on in. What should have been a simple thing is now a bit more complicated, and I have to wait for a vendor to show up. My entire food intake today has been two snack size candy bars and 4 coke zeroes. Well at least I got to play big bad moneyba

I'm A Racist Bigot.
Recently, I was called that. Now if you've known me at all, you know that's far from true. I am against the mosque being built close to 9/11 NOT because of race, but because so many New Yorkers are AGAINST it. When was the last time I complained about a mosque being built?!? Did I protest the recent Islamic center in Kent?!? No. The person who called me this has never gotten to know me. It kind of reminds me of a pic I saw the other day: "When you're losing an arguement, yell 'RACIST'." But, I need to calm down and know that those closest to me know me for who I really am...

Hairy Lips.
I did something incredibly stupid today. I think I have a hairy upper lip, the beautician says no and that it is hardly noticeable. It is too fine for electrolysis so she won't do anything about it. I guess she's right but it doesn't stop me from wanting to get rid of it. Anyway, I nair it. But today I manage to get some cream on my bottom lip (I mean on the lip itself) and I didn't even notice it until I came to remove the cream and I took my lip with it. It is still stinging.

Do Not ________ My Sentences...
I just want to see if this makes sense to me tomorrow... I knew it would go ____ to exactly what it was. I just wish I knew ___. I ____ you. Sunday is going to feel _____. I'm not _____ for all of it to start again. I'm not a ___ person. I need to _____ somewhere far away. Sometimes it feels like _________. My _____ is an open thing. I guess that gets you labeled as a ______, instead of just human. It always seems the ______ you want to ______ to you are incapable of finding you when you're _______. There is no one _______ person for me. So why ______ the opposite in turn. I am _______ of what I am. People seem to ____ who I am, while I ____ the conditions that created this ___________. Sometimes this _____, sometimes it _______. ________ I think I ____ you ____. And you'll _____ know.

Sunday Fun Fakes :d
Hey kids, it's been awhile, here's a refresher for all of those that miss the fake blogs and stuff. Been gettin ready with other stuff and of course the annual end of summer blog for Labor Day weekend... Check out these fails... It never gets old huh? lol...hope everyone is well, don't forget to follow using the blue link above so ya don't miss anything that comes down the road... These fakes may be a threat indeed to normalcy, but based on what I've been hearing and seeing, some of the biggest threats, fakes, liars and cons are the ones that aren't "fake." That's the scary part...just remember to get -all- sides of the story before jumping to any conclusions no matter how "hot" that dude or chick is in your eyes...lol... Hope you all had a great weekend....and peace...

To Those Who Want To Know.....
I must apologize to all of you who had my email address, and got spammed from it. Apparently, I have been hacked for some time now, and never knew it. I'm truly sorry, friends. Now, here's my new yahoo: the_crimson_king@ymail.com those of you who want it, go ahead and add me... those that don't...... dont.

Well Fuck Me......
Here I thought my back was getting better. 75% less pain & able to swim laps again & even ride my bike, No tennis though. So thought okay maybe I overreacted & it was just a pulled muscle taking time to heal.... Well I got the results of the MRI today & T11-12 level-Normal T12-L1 level: Normal L1-2 level Disc desiccation w/ small anterior endplate osteophytes. Circumferential disc bulge. L2-3 level: Disc desiccation w/ small anterior endplate osteophytes. Minimal Circumferential disc bulge. L3-4 level: Disc desiccation w/ small anterior endplate osteophytes. No significant central canal stenosis. Mild Neuroforaminal stenosis bilaterally..Facet joint capsular hypertrophy. No significant central canal stenosis. Mild Neuroforaminal stenosis bilaterally. L4-5 level: Disc desiccation. Circumferential disc bulge. Facet joint capsular hypertrophy. No significant central canal stenosis. Mild Neurofo

Today's Special Blog..
Well today is another fun filled fu birthday..so without any further hesitation, show some good ol lovins to one of the nicest people around, not only to me but to well, just about everyone..a big Happy Birthday too.... Sprinklez x FucT Royalty x FuEng2 BullDog44@ fubar Like she says, she'll "Sprinkle" some love on your page..hah.. Hope you all are having a great week :)..Peace

Recap...so To Speak.
Ive been a little blah the last few day, sorry if i haven't kept up with everyone. Today is really no better....I have one of those nagging feeling in my gut that something is up, out of place, wrong, you know, just off. I just haven't quite pin pointed what it is yet. Things aren't exactly working out as well as i had hoped her. luckily i have a couple friends that keep me going and dont let me give up, even when i want to more than anything in the world. To just stop and go home. But i know what i would be going back to, and im not okay with that at all. I have been doing my best to keep my mood up, I don't enjoy dragging everyone else down with me, and no matter what I like to think that things happen for a reason, even if I don't know what it is right now. Hope this finds everyone else well. =] Sarah. there now does the blog make sense you two??? BOOBS!

My Convo With Dickman..
8:20pm yumm: you like looking at dicks a lot 8:20pm yumm: must miss the one your dad shoves in your mouth. 8:20pm Dr Black: i think it's funny you've devoted 4 years of posting your cock 8:20pm Dr Black: i'm waiting to see you on the news going on a shoot spree at fubar headquarters 8:21pm Dr Black: you really need a life.. spending this much time just to post your cock on a website is rather sad.. 8:22pm yumm: i have a life....its funny how you ALWAYS see it. I mean this website must be your life 8:22pm Dr Black: nope, i see it because i have friends who see it.. it shows up in my bartab.. i dont go looking for it 8:23pm yumm: and you're always there! 8:24pm Dr Black: yep, because it's fun to make fun of you.. 8:24pm Dr Black: never seen anyone so detrimined to be a jackass.. 8:24pm yumm: and it's fun to make the idiots on this site mad 8:24pm Dr Black: the only ones you make mad are Scrapper and the bouncers.. 8:25pm yumm: and this trio of ugly fat chicks who are always t

Blanket...
Just a blanket thank you to all my friends on here that have been running god mode blings and absolutely hammering my page with cherry bombs and famplifier rates. I think I've dropped about 5 million points this week just by doing nothing. I try to send a thank you every time I get bombed, but this is ridiculous. :p So thank you: Witty Screen Name Witchie Vixen260 LilBoops Woo Babe E Gloom JoJo Misfit Wicked Kitty Mel GG I seriously have the best friends list in this joint. If I missed your name in the deluge that was my bartab this week, I am sorry, and thank you too.

69
Today's question comes from many different discussions with different women.... Do you really like 69? Or would you rather take turns? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog

Oops.
I think I gave Sherry the blahs. Sorry, love. Well, I haven't gone to the doctor yet. Yeah, yeah. Last Thursday was impossible since I was extremely high on painkillers.. and there's a distinct lack of chauffeur in my wallet. Also, I couldn't really move. Friday, post-painkiller-puking, I just hurt and wasn't going anywhere. Weekend, horrible urgent care experiences this year have lead me to hate those facilities. My pain was less urgent, and in the event it once again becomes so, I'll find a fucking hospital. Yesterday, I called my primary care office. The PA I've seen since I've had a primary in Arizona is now gone, and the doctor she was affiliated with is booked up until after the apocalypse. I have this issue called trust and am not going to waste my time developing a new relationship with a new provider at a doctor's office that is more than a half hour away from my home. So, this week's agenda includes finding a new doctor. 'Cause I need one and 'cause my mom is worried

Pedro Does Some Math For You - What Bling Should I Buy
When you are going to buy bling for points you have many questions in your head. What should I buy to get me the most points? God Mode - 100 Credits, lasts 24 hours or 20 million points, whichever comes first Auto 11's - 35 Credits, lasts 24 hours, no maximum Cherry Bomb - 35 Credits, lasts one hour, theoretical maximum on a normal point day with a happy hour 3,525,120, 50% point day 5,287,680, Double Points day 7,050,240 Fampllifier - 25 Credits, lasts 6 hours, no maximum, 1,176 a rate, plus points for your family Mega Polisher - 20 Credits, lasts 6 hours, 3x the points for polishing or getting polished, no maximum Boomerang - 15 Credits, lasts 8 hours, 10x the points for each rating, no maximum PimpHand - 15 Credits, lasts 3 hours, no points awarded Based on my own personal experience, and your mileage may vary, the points you see for the uncapped blings: Auto 11's maybe 4 million points if you have some good friends and decent exposure. Famplifier, a million points, r

It's Here And It's Sciencey!!!!!!!!!
It's finally here!!! The 2010 Sciencey fair is finally here. There weren't as many entries as last year but what we did get is real quality stuff. In anticipation of the difficulties in judging this year, The judges have started drinking early! As a special bonus, all of the participants who turned in their entries on time will recieve bling courtesy of Majik. yea that's right! Bling Mothafuckers. Just for being sciencey. so do your part and promote those entries you want to win. it is very important. Also make lots of comments and question the participants on their entries. Part of the contest is making the Scienceytist defend his or her position. I heart you all for doing this. You restored my faith in the sciencey community.

Kissing
Could you be with someone that just absolutely couldnt stand kissing? Nothing you do can change their minds on it. So there would be NO KISSING EVER. As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog & Follow It

Lecherous Scumbags
There's a certain thrill to posted nude pictures of yourself online. I'm not going to deny that I enjoy it...if I didn't, I would never have started an nsfw folder. Unfortunately, it seems like I won't be able to enjoy that twinge of excitement any longer. I had a message in my inbox from someone on my friend's list. I'm very thankful that person was kind and respectful enough to message me right now. (and to that person, I owe you one). Apparently, they'd seen pictures of me on another website. Someone from my friends list here (because I'm not naked anywhere else) has taken my nsfw photos and posted them on an amateur porn site called "home grown freaks." Isn't that nice? This person has also labeled me "big tits and crazy tats" which is the kind of title I've always aspired to have...really. I'm not exactly surprised this happened. People never fail to prove themselves to be fucking assholes. I also realize I put myself in the position for this to happen by having an nsfw fold

Why Am I In The Hospital
I started to get really sick in August of 2007. After many tests, I was diagnosed with Sarcoidosis. The tests also showed indicated a brain tumor. Over the next several months, I underwent many more tests and my health continued to decline. After Krissy found me blacked out, I was admitted to the Mayo clinic in mid-August of 2008. Since my admission to the Mayo Clinic, I have been undergoing radiation therapy. These treatments have caused a number of side effects. The radiation treatments crashed my immune system resulting in meningitis and pneumonia. Additionally, I have lost my hair, my good eye sight, some of my hearing, and my voice. One of the worse parts is the never ending pain I have inside my torso! It seems that the pain is so bad that I can barely breath or think. I also feel like I have the flu but 1000% times worse than I have ever had. I have to have dialysis due to kidney issues from the meningitis. I started to have major respiratory issues in mid-September

Hi To All My Fave People
SDMF@ fubar That guy up there, he is a friend of mine...he needs fans to level. If you could pretty please help him..well I will do a favor for you I might even let you pick said favor.... You can unfan him after...just please fan him...and if you wanna say i sent ya and toss him a rate or comment that would be cool too :D

A Video For The Ladies & Thoughts Of The Day...
Hey ladies, this one's for all the dudes that hit you up with dumb stuff in shoutbox ...lol...thanks Ninja!...enjoy the lolz....it's more right than not apparently.. Thoughts of the Day: Actions speak louder than words. Proof is always greater than bullshit. ...lol peace.

Pedro Pwns Joo!
So, people have been bitching lately about how I monopolize people in fu-owned. Ok, it's not a late issue, but still, I do try to be fair. So here is what I am thinking: Let everyone expire and either: Wait a couple weeks and buy everyone back. Take all my fubucks and buy BabyJesus for a ridiculous amount. Buy back 10 people each for 1/10th my total fubucks. Option 2 seems like it would be funny, though it would probably let the yellow names know just how much I have. Right now, you have to do some math to figure it out. Of course I could just be lazy and continue doing what I am doing, and just let some people go if people bitch enough. I haven't totally decided what I want to do.

Rock-o-brunchito
.I just finished having brunch on the roof. Whilst Im eating churros & flan topped with mango purre, a mexican duet seranades me with a spanish version of CheapTrick's "I want You To want Me".....played on a gigantic wooden harp....a fucking harp!!! hahahahaha I can honestly say, there is not much left to accomplish, today. (waits for juggling midgets to show up at the door)

Rainbow's Not So Brite
Good Morning Miss Ninja,How about a little of relationship advice? I am a normal 35 year old woman. I go to church, I work a good corporate job, I am college educated. I have dinner with my family on Sundays. I shop at the mall. But I am terrified to date. I often meet guys through work and people at my church are always trying to set me up on dates. I always refuse. I suspect they think i am a lesbian or very stuck up, but that isn't the case. Remember when I told you I was a normal person? That is mostly true. I have a hobby some people might think is odd and the fear of ridicule keeps me from having meaningful relationships. When I was a young girl I used to play at my friends house with her Rainbow Brite dolls. My parents thought they were stupid or a waste of time (they very much pushed me toward academics). I loved those dolls so as an adult I began collecting them. I have one room of my apartment decorated like a little girls room, with rainbow brit

My Wake-up Call
My Wake-up Call Picking up the pieces of my shattered Heart, wondering what happened, and what tore us apart. I used to wonder 'What did I do?" where was the warning, I was gonna be hurt by you? sometimes I cry, when I'm alone, I often wonder if I called, would you answer the phone? I finally woke up, now I can see crystal clear, the abuse I took from you I no-longer have to fear. I'm through with all the fighting, I'm through with all the lies, I'm through with all the pain, when my heart cries. I'm through with all the hurtin', I'm through with all the pain, I'm through with all the givin' and nothin' to gain. I'm through with all the excuses, for all the beatings you would do , but most of all I'm

Stupid Things Fubar People Do.
..this has been going on since the day of the flood around here but it's quite amusing to see take place often enough. And worth a mention. Everyone around here has someone that doesn't like them for whatever reason. And, the truly gutless of Fubar, you know the ones that hide in the shadows and speak with forked tounges? Now look, people that claim that they talk to "all" of their friends regularly I can tell you that they are full of shit. Because it's simply not true. Some people have little lists, some people have ginormous lists. Contrary to public belief, the time that I am here I talk to who talks to me. I've been doing this for years ok. I'm not all up in someone's sb or whatever (unless I'm looking for something..lol) or their business or what have you. Again, contrary to public belief in some small, remote, irrelivant circles. Your level or color really doesn't mean anything to me either. Never really has, I do what I want. This is all not new news ok. But I gotta tell ya, I

Fake #1 Most Liked Of The Day, 8/31/2011
I had quite a few people complain yesterday about the flagrant fake that was #1 Most Liked Green yesterday, if you missed, here was the profile: The default picture... Was taken from Sweetstudents.com...see bottom right corner of this screen shot: And this pic, which is one of multiple girls located on this profile.. Can be found of a girl mostly located at this site: http://peachyforum.com/t/kasia-teen-kassia-femjoy-161976.aspx Also can be found in various other sites online. People shot this thing up with likes and credits faster in the past two days than Obama can spend more stimulus. Are people ever going to learn? Especially when shit is this flagrant? God the stupidity never ends... In case you missed yesterday's blow out of (10) Futards check the last blog posted!...have a good week and peace.

Double The Pleasure
ok got this same message from this same idiot last night...he also sent one to my wife..since he is just..that ...dumb..I am sharing him here older message >> reply forward back to folder move to Saved delete from: matt8555 Beverly Hills, CA subject: I can suck on my own dick. received: 10/27/2011 09:13 pm replied: no block this member Would you like to watch me suck on my own dick on web cam for atleast 15 to 30 minutes? Also, I have this really big role play/tease i'd like you to do while you're watching me suck on my own dick on webcam. Its a really big role play and I guarantee you, you never heard it before. It might even interest you. Anyways let me know if you'd like to know what the really big role play is.

Parent-teacher Conference
This morning was the parent-teacher conference for the boy. (He is in 2nd grade, in case you were wondering.) I was very disappointed. I almost didn't go b/c the conference was at 7:30, and I had to be at work at 8. But, I decided to go. We got there early, anyway, which made me feel better. We sat down, my son, myself, the primary female on one side of the table. The teacher on the other. She asked my son where he felt he did well. At first he said he didn't know, but then with some pressing he said Science. Then she said, "I really don't have much to say. I have him working on an independent book report. He's working on that and he'll present it to the class. I know you guys give him math worksheets at home. He has all of the 2nd grade fundamentals down pat, so I am having to find worksheets to challenge him. He is courteous, he participates in class, he helps other classmates, he is very well behaved. I know he has been pulled out of class a couple of time for som

Out Of The Ashes
Out Of The Ashes Out Of The Ashes, Rubble & debris A memorial now stands on what used to be. With heavy hearts and tears in our eye's we vow to rebuild in memory of those that died. Though it's been ten years many hearts have yet to be healed we also honor the heroes we lost in that open Pennsylvania field. Another memorial is in the works though donations are few if everyone can give a little this too we will see through. Before you go to bed tonight look up to the stars in Heaven say a prayer and never forget those we lost on that clear cool day on 9/11.

For Those Of You That Know, What To Know And Or Care
Monday I met the surgeon, she was really great Next I met the nutritionist...I hate her...but then she does have me on a 1500 calorie a day diet lol She gave me 3 goals to work on this month. Protein with every meal, 64 oz of water a day, and 180 min a week of execise. Reasonable I think.. I also met with the surgery scheduler.. I have to get a pulmonary clearance, cardiac clearance, diabetes clearance, pshych clearance, see the exercise physiologist, get an upper GI, ultrasound of my liver, chest x-ray, bloodwork, get a letter from my PCP and a few other things., I had to swear I would quit smoking, forever, had to sign a paper :/ By surgery date I have to be 100% off caffiene, and carbonation I do not have to lose weight in my 6 month holding pattern, but I cannot cain an ounce There is more but I think you get the idea :) I feel like a total hypocrate..I always swore I wouldn't do this, but ya know...I need to live my life to please me..and be the healthiest, happiest me I c

Mumm In A Blog
Dear reader... I have this newly discovered thirst for life away from my computer, however, it seems to be interfering with what I thought were *friendships* Seems if one does not log in daily, people forget all about you...well me anyway. So.. Should I try to log in more often in hopes I will not be forgotten or Keep livin my life to please me and not have many friends at all?

Life
PATHWAYS Well, it had been yet another bad day in the office, and once again it was the fault of that new girl, MaryAnne. She is one of those Wiccans, a so called witch. How can anyone in their right mind make this claim, knowing that it goes against God and all of the teachings of the bible? She doesn't even have the common decency to keep her satanic symbol, her pentagram necklace hidden from the view of the decent, God fearing people in the office. She has some nerve. I find that I cannot hate her for this though, for I know that she has been deceived. Satan works his evil in ways that she cannot see. I've seen that so called Wiccan Rede that she has tacked to the wall above her computer. On the surface, it looks like a decent loving belief, but all one must do is look, look closely and see that by practicing this way, and not embracing Jesus Christ as savior she is on the pathway to hell. As I've said, it was a bad day in the office. Thre

My Happiness
Bare in mind..these poems were not writen for any one single person..Just poems I have written in the past. Thank you for veiwing. My Happiness Everyday I realize more and more how very much I love you. And how much it means to me to know that you are there for me to share in all the moments of my life. There are time that I have to keep my focus on you and I When I have to look ahead and not worry But I trust you with my heart and my love. I believe in our hopes and dreams and the love we have for each other is enough to weather the storms that come our way I know we can only live and love one day at a time. But how comforting to know that you want to share your days with me. My greatest happiness lies in the intertwining of our dreams , hopes, hearts and minds. By Steven Lee

Children
This is for the Children, I wana tell you alil about me and what has happened to me with my parents, i was in a foster home until I was 9 because my mom was working in a bar as a bar maid soo I never realy got to know her until I was 9 come to find out things were not soo nice at home from 9 til I was almost 19 my life was rough there my step dad was a drunk and my mom and him was always fighting at times i got the worse of it because he would come home and fight with her and then they would wake me up anytime threw the night and beat on me with leather sandles and pool aticks and baseball bats. I hated life there soo bad most of the time threw Elementry school I could not go to school because I had bruises and marks on me alot of times I could never move either alot of times I could never sleep or was afraid too because of how they treated me or if they was going to fight again and come home and take it out on me again. These day life is very hard a child even from

The Bottle
I did things because of you. Things I wouldn't normally do. I cheated, lied, stole, and hid. My life to you I'll no longer bid. I gave you all, You've got some gall. the life I had, Was not so bad. You made it seem so much worse. The bottle is a dreaded curse. I'll beat you yet. Place your bet. You are strong and smart and very sly. With new found Strength, I will stay dry. I've got friends who care, with me they share. Experience,Hope and strength. with them I'll walk the length. Aswell as Buddy up above. To protect me with his Love. To hide I no longer need. My Fear You'll no longer feed. Looking to teh sky, sober, I will die. If I pick you up you selfish drink. I'll die inside and surely sink. with some help, my spirit will lift. Sobriety, What a valuable gift. life is all well and good. as I'm doing what I should. I realize now I'm not so bad. It's because of you those thoughst I had. Guilt, Anger, Remorse no more will I fol

Sand Castles©
Well here we go again. Another great adventure. Have you ever been asked to go on an adventure and instead of saying yes,lets you've said where? I often ask if you'd like to go on an adventure and most just laugh and giggle. So once more... Do you want to go on an adventure? She said yes. I had called her because she is my playtoy. Over time, a trust has been developed between us. I have explored every inch of her and listened to the sound I can make her body make in response to my touch. We have learned each other completely. I told her we were going for a little ride and to be ready shortly. I had a bold idea and wanted to really push her this time. I knew she would jump at the challenge,lol. I am sure she could hear the trouble in my voice and asked what I required. I told her she was to be VERY inventive and totally accessible. She just giggled and said see you in a few minutes. I showed up and was a bit puzzled when she called my cell and said to pull up near the g

The Story Of My Marriage...
If you know me....and don't want to talk to me anymore after you read this i completely understand...some of this has some run on sentences and junk like that....well guess what...i cried alot when i wrote it, fuck you if you have a problem with my gramar.... All my life sent my life trying not to disappoint people. It started with my mother constantly saying how she hated men. I always felt like I disappointed her for being born with a penis. My mother was very disappointed with life in general and was very abusive, maybe to let out some of her rage. My feelings and my ass were hurt a lot, and I realized at an early age that I did not want to disappoint people. And I spent most of my life doing things to keep others from being disappointed. On my 21st birthday my friend Tim called me and asked if I could help recover his car that broke down the night before two hours away on the turnpike. He didn’t remember that it was my birthday and with out mentioning it at all I spent my e

The Crazy World Of Ct
I’m tired... I came here just out of boredom, I’m lonely, and I just like to chat. I must say that I’m extremely flattered of all the compliments that I receive here on the site, but they are not really why I’m here. It’s mostly just to have some fun and meet people as a person. I’m not trying to hook up with anyone. I’m not exactly sure of what I want for my life right now. I’m tired of looking at women and judging if they would be right for me or not, and it seems that you have to do an awful lot of talking to get to that point. Which leads them on and then I become the asshole that hurt their feelings. I know women are not trading cards, and yes it does bother me a lot that i have hurt some of thier feelings. Just sending some alone time... The past few days I have been bottling up and keeping to myself for some me time. I have been feeling like I need some me time. Just so all women know... When you come to me and request to be on my friends list I acknowledge you as a pe

I Wanna Sex You Up
You know, I realize that sex is much more important to other people than it is to me. I am almost convinced that guys will do more to secure a piece of ass than women will. I almost think that guys will crawl across a bed of hot molten lava, butt-booty-ass naked if they think it will get them laid. I could be wrong but I don't think that I am. So, the magic question....what is the craziest thing you have done to get laid? I can't wait to hear this...(This is where you all get to answer my question....LOL)

Stillbirth...some Info
History Stillbirth, for decades, has been overlooked and disregarded as the number one mechanism for child death. Estimates range from 25,000 to 39,000 stillbirths annually in the U.S. That is approximately 83 per day or 4 per hour. Stillbirth takes the lives of more infants than all other causes of deaths COMBINED! Yet, these number have gone virtually unnoticed. Reports about national or state rates for "infant mortality" do not include stillbirth rates. Stillborn babies, despite gestational age or viability, are labeled "fetus" and are not regarded by public health departments, statisticians, or some researchers as an infant death. This attitude has been the driving force behind the complacency toward stillbirth in society. Please go to this site to sign the petition for Stillborn Birth Certificates . http://petitiononline.com/4ourkids/petition.html This information was gathered from An Open Letter to Concerned Citizens and Parents of Stillborn Infants - from MISS

Child Of Mine
I lend you for a time a child of mine," he said, for you to love while she lives and mourn when she is dead."it maybe six or seven years, or twenty two or three, but will you till i call her back, take care of her for me? she'll bring her charms to gladden you and should her stay be brief, you'll have hey lively memories as solace for your grief I can not promise she will stay , since all from earth return but there are lessons taught down there i want this child to learn I looked this wide world over in my search for teachers true and from the things that crowd lifes lanes I have selected you Now , will you give her all your love nor think the labor vain, nor hate me when i call to take her back again.. I fancy that I heard them say " dear lord, thy will be done. For all the joy they child shall bring the risk of grief will run we'll shelter her with tenderness, we'll love her while we may and for happiness we've known will ever grateful stay but shall th

How To Eat Pussy
This is not a crude posting, or in any way meant to offend anyone. It is actually in answer to a question / Challenge ************************************************* I like to start be running a nice warm bath for my lady. It is relaxing, sensual, and insures cleanness. Afterwards I start out with a nice relaxing massage with ingestible massage oil. I begin massaging the shoulders...getting close so that my chest is against her back, my breath on her neck and ears. I slowly massage my way down her back and sides...careful to allow my hands to pass over the sides of her breasts. I may also follow with very lights kisses, an occasional trail of nibbles along her sides. I eventually work my way to her buttocks, massaging each cheek individually, running my hands inside the crack and brushing the lower part of the virginals. I work my way down the thighs and the calf. And back up to the buttock. This time, while brushing the virginals I will nibble her butt cheeks, and

Female Domination No.1
Someone who i sent my story to suggested that it might be appreciated if I put it in a blog, so here it is. Please be kind but let me know what you think, I come home late from work one night, the house looks dark as I walk up the steps and open the door, when I get inside I notice the flicker of candle light coming from upstairs. I hang my coat and make my way up the stairs, when I get to the bedroom my jaw drops to floor as I see you standing in front of me wearing a leather basque stockings, black satin panties, long black gloves and high heels. When I have recovered from seeing the vision infront of me, you tell me to strip, I do as you command. Once I have stripped you walk over to me take a silk scarf and blindfold me. You lead me over to the bed and once at the end you push me backwards so that i fall onto the bed. You move me up the bed so my head is on a pillow, you straddle my chest and I can feel you stockings against my body, I reach up to touch and you say that there w

Viking Jailed Over Crack Problem (shocker)
So you are showing some crack. Well, no one wants to see that. In fact one nightclub in Minneapolis has a rule against it. I am not clear about their rules on nappy headed ho's though. "Minnesota Vikings cornerback Cedric Griffin was freed on $50 bail after being arrested early Sunday in downtown Minneapolis and charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct, authorities said. Griffin, 24, was released from the Hennepin County jail at 4:45 a.m. Two witnesses told KSTP-TV that the Vikings cornerback was thrown out of the Spin nightclub for not pulling up his pants. The club has a dress code requiring that pants not sag below the waist. The witnesses said Griffin then had a dustup with bouncers and police before being taken away in handcuffs." Do yourself a favor, do not search for "ass crack" images. Just imagine 1000 words and then you have your picture. Hey, maybe there is a slot for him with Cincy next year.

Offensive: How To Avoid Perverts
I see a lot of people who post blogs about people who are pervs in order to allow everyone else to know that pervs exist on the Internet. Shocking, I know, pervs online! Well I'm posting this blog to help people avoid and scare them off. 1) Avoid using words such as slutty, vixen, Mr. big dick, twat, etc in your user ID. I believe they click the browse button typing in these words to find you! 2) Try not to use main display pictures that are provoking. If you are in your panties and bra, or you have a huge bulge sticking out of your boxers, you are more likely to be perved. 3) If someone is perving on you, describe your false sex-change operation with great detail. You can also try talking about the different variation of crabs and maggots you have living on your cooch or dick. As well as the different types of bumps and fungus that may possibly be growing. 4) Use fake NSFW of graphic pictures that have anything mentioned in #3. I have a hairy moob pic. You can

The Only Time My Daddy Spanked Me
I started to think of a blog as a sort of ode to Father's Day since it's coming up and I know there are a lot of dads out there. But it's getting too long and I'm so tired my teeth hurt, so I'll tell you a little funny story with a short ode to Dad prologue. My parents have been split up since before I turned a year old. I don't remember a time when they were together, so it's never been a big issue for me. In fact, I sort of cringe at the idea of them having lived their lives together, that seems wrong and hilarious all at the same time. Anyway, I lived with my mom my whole life but I saw my dad frequently. At least once a week when he lived in Seattle, then at least once a month he would fly me down to Portland when he moved to a city near there. My dad is my hero. When I was a little girl I was a complete Daddy's Girl..... okay, I still am. My dad is the coolest guy on the planet. When I was small, I would do anything for him. He tells a story about how when I was a

Morph Me Contest -read Instructions
I want to see how good your creativity is, I am challenging you to make Me a morphing picture, if your picture is the one I choose as favorite, I will give you a pimping gift of my choice... Now now boys and girls.. here's the picture I want you to work on. Feel free to post your creations on this blog for Me and everybody else to see.. I wish I could create a separate album for the contest but... no picture space right now. I will do that in time, once I have the space for them. Here's the picture I will be running this challenge till June 30th, so you have enough time to think and pick your morphing image!!... I can't wait to see!! Love, kisses & spanks Always Mistress M

All About Trust
All of us, at one stage or other, have experienced a situation in which we have found ourself not trusting another person. This could have been someone we have just met and almost immediately have not felt comfortable with them. Expressions like "Wouldn't trust him/her as far as 1 could kick them" or "Wouldn't touch him/her with a forty foot barge pole" express this lack of trust Unfortunately though, occasionally not trusting someone else also includes those we have known for a while. Doubts begin to creep into our thinking about their motivation and behavior, and these can begin to have a major impact on the relationship, for our behavior in relation to the other person will begin to be different It is interesting to note that when we find ourself not being comfortable with another person, regardless of the circumstances, we are not always able to articulate what this discomfort is about. What we experience is a strong gut feeling or hunch, which we are not able to explain.

I Just Found This Today....plz God I Neva Ask You For Ne Thing But Im Asking Now:p
I JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM MY DRAUGHTER MOM SHE BEEN TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF ME AND TELL ME THAT MY DRAUGHTER AND HER GRANNY WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT THEY GOT T BONE FROM A DRIVER THAT TRY TO BE A RED LIGHT MY EX GRANNY PASSAWAY AT THE SCENE AND MY DRAUGHTER IS IN CCU HOOK ON A MACHINE FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE...THIS HAS REALLY CAUGHT ME ALL BY SUPRISE PLZ GOD HEAR MY PRAYER PLZ DONT TAKE HER FROM ME SHE MINE ONLY CHILD SHE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME I LOVE HER TO DEATH SHE JUST TURN THREE LAST MARCH SHE GOT A WHOLE AHEAD OF HER WHY DO THIS HAS TO HAPPEN TO HER ITS NOT FAIR WHY CANT IT BE ME NOT HER SHE DONT DESERVE THIS AT ALL AND FOR THE SOB TRYING TO BEAT A FUCKING REDLIGHT!!!! GOD REST YOUR SOUL YOU SO NEED IT RIGHT NOW WILL YALL PLZ PRAY FOR MY LIL GIRL SHE REALLY NEEDS IT MORE THAN NE THING OH GOD I WISH WOULD BE THERE FOR HER IM SO LOST AN I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO:( ~BabyBoy J~

Preventing Child Sexual Abuse
I POSTED THIS BLOG EARLIER ON MARCH 11TH BUT FOR SOME REASON I WAS ASKED TO REPOST IT AGAIN. I HOPE IT WILL HELP AT LEAST 1 CHILD,DON'T YOU AGREE? SOME FACTS: 1~Sexual offenders are often known to the family, and not strangers. Abusers can be a man, a woman, or even a child - yes, a child. The offender on the video started sexually abusing others at the age of 10. 2~Sexual offenders are not homosexuals. Do not let your guard down because someone is not gay, vice versa, do not accuse someone just because he/she is gay. 3~Children do not lie about being sexually abused. 4~Only 5% of kids lie about the abuse, which means 95% are true. STEPS TO PREVENT SEXUAL ABUSE 1. Know the Warning Signs: Look for signs that someone may be an offender. In cases of reported sexual abuse, some parents step forward and say, yes, they knew there was something wrong with him/her. So what are some of these signs? · Likes spending time with children all the time. ·

Why I Rarely Visit Profiles...
Some people just don't know what the fuck a stash is for. I mean, some of the pages I go to would literally be some 20ft long if you printed them out on a4 paper. Just miles and fucking miles of images and videos, etc. STASH YOUR IMAGES AND VIDEOS FUCKERS. STASH IT. Does anyone really need 4 different slideshows and five different types of guest books and maps? Is it really necessary to have a picture of everyone you've ever known and met listed on your profile? STASH YOUR IMAGES AND VIDEOS FUCKERS. STASH IT. Also - autoplay shit on your profile? Fuck off with that shit. I'm listening to music and go on to your page and get fuckin blasted by two tunes at once. STASH YOUR IMAGES AND VIDEOS FUCKERS. STASH IT. Also - fucking sparkling flashing all singing all dancing epileptic fit inducing skins? Thank fuck there's an option to view profiles as CT default. STASH YOUR IMAGES AND VIDEOS FUCKERS. STASH IT. I mean, your main profile page, your home page should real

Freedom, Part Ii
Despite my unwavering love of fun and freedom, I've never particularly liked Independence Day. Almost without fail, the 4th arrives and I find myself anything but free. One year I was in Colorado. It was 110 degrees out, and I was sleeping in a camper. My family assured me it would cool off at night. It did. It got down to brisk 104. Last year I had the brilliant idea that I should go camping over the 4th. I was working ridiculous hours last summer, staying out all night, and getting no sleep, so it seemed like a good chance to escape for a while. Lounge in the woods, swim, hike... a genius plan, really. I proposed the idea to my co-workers and they agreed to join me. We reserved a camp-site on the 2nd of July at the only park available. There was no power, no running water, no facilities save for a circle of port-a-potty contraptions that stank up a square mile of the campsite. The "beach" consisted of a pebbly twenty-foot strip of goose shit. The water was murky,

I'll Be There..
I'LL BE THERE.. ♥-When no one is there for you ♥-When you think no one cares ♥-When the whole world walks out on you ♥-When you think you're alone I'LL BE THERE.. ♥-When the one you care about most could care less about you ♥-When the one you gave your heart to isn't ♥-When someone throws something in your face. ♥-When the person you trusted betrays you ♥-When the person you share all your memories with cant even remember your birthday. I'LL BE THERE.. ♥-When all you need is a friend to listen to you whine ♥-When all you need is someone to catch your tears. I'LL BE THERE.. ♥-When your heart hurts so bad that you cant even breathe ♥-When you just want to crawl up and die. I'LL BE THERE.. ♥-When you start to cry ♥-Or when hearing that sad song ♥-When the tears just won't stop falling down. I'LL BE THERE.. ♥*So you see I

For The 1st Time
FOR THE 1ST TIME I DECIDED TO ENTER A CONTEST AND I HAVE NO IDEA IF AM ABLE TO COME UP WITH ALL IN 2 DAYS BUT I HOPE SO AND I'M SURE WITH YOUR HELP I WILL:p:p:p ALL I NEED IS YOUR HELP TO HAVE 10,000 COMMENTS WITHIN 2 DAYS TO WIN CAN YOU PLEASE HELP OUT,AND I HOPE ITS NOT MUCH TO ASK OF YOU....:):):) YOU ALL KNOW THAT I RETURN THE LOVE MUAHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE YOU ALL XOXOXOXOXO ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞®

Me
Ok I want utilize this time to clear some errs . First of all....I AM NOT A PLAYER!!!!! I am So sick of people assumming that about me. Why? Just cause I have pics of sexy women on my profile. Here's a clue to all the closed minded people....it is ART. I love the female shape. I also love black and white photography. When you add those with subtle colors you have art. NO.I am not a vampire.....JEEZ!!!I can't even believe someone asked me that? Wake up people...This is REAL life. Oh wait I am player because I have nudes of myself on here.....this coming from the same women who have pics of themselves giving oral to different dicks or with toys in damned near every orifice. I have nudes of ME. It is mine and there is nothing wrong with nudity at all. Only what perverts think of it. Oh wait..I am a player because I have SOOOOOOOO many pics in general. Ummm..I like myself....just because you don't and have to put up actresses pics and can only find 4 or 5 and the are all tiny becau

Bjs
~~~*I WANT TO SAY THAT I ENJOY GIVING BLOWJOBS AS LONG AS THE MAN IM GIVING THEM TOO I REALLY LIKE !!~~~BECAUSE THEN I REALLY HAVE TO WANT HIM TO FEEL GOOD SO I TRY MY BEST AND MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT SO I CAN SEE THE PLEASURE IN HIS FACE AS I MAKE HIM CUM !!!~~~I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT BLOWJOBS DO YOU LIKE THEM ~~BEFORE SEX???? ~~DURING SEX INBETWEEN POSITIONS???? ~~OR FINISH IT OUT WITH SUCKING THE CUM OUT YA DICK????? ~~AND DO YOU PREFER TO SQUIRT IT ON SOMEONE OR THEM SWALLOW IT?????? HEY REMEMBER IM AN INNOCENTBYSTANDER LMAO!:O ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SORRY IF THIS IS TOO DIRTY BUT I FELT LIKE THESE ARE QUESTIONS THAT WOMEN WANT ANSWERED AND ALL MEN PROBABLY HAVE DIFFERENT PREFERENCES ,, SO LET ME KNOW WHAT YA LIKE?????~~~~~~

Who's Up 4 It?
It is that time of the week… for the … KIDNAPPING EXTRAVAGANZA!! Ok my little Fu’s… Lets see what I have in my desk drawer this week, shall we?.. LETS!! Ok.. As most of you know... I work for a Neurosurgeon… and everyone knows... we have the best pens… I got blue ones, black, even Red... I have ball point…soft tip.. People … I GOT THEM ALL… even have ones that have that cool squishy padding so you don’t get a finger cramp… I am a "awaiting" kidnap victim who cares about your comfort. Oh… I do have lots of change.. LOTS… saving my pennies you ask?.. Indeed I am… for an occasion just like this one… OK,lets see.. hmm.. we have…. 6… carry the 2… plus… 5.. I have a total of $3.36 cents… OH WE ARE TALKING HIGH ROLLER NOW BABY!!!! BOOYA!! What was that?... you want free medical supplies? Okey dokey!! Lets see.. uuuuhhhh.. we sharp knifes.. well… not knifes per say.. more like scalpels and such… different topical ointments, gauze pads (in a variety of sizes might I add), yards of ta

Honestly, Do You?
I'm curious as to how many of you actually read the things i post... I don't mean the stash updates or the silly blog posts... those i can see by who goes from the stash to the items or views/comments on blogs... what i want to know is have you honestly taken any time to read about me? Did you read it when I posted the bulliten? Do you ever glance through my Dunno Stash (the SFW poetry I've written), or the Ramblings blog (containing both SFW and NSFW writing)? When you went through to rate them, did you read them? or did you just click the button? And please be honest, if you're just here for the pictures, that's awesome too, as an exhibitionist, that's awesome, but i'm curious as to who actually wonders about the person in the pictures... Please comment either way, just so i know ;) Sin

Me
I AM WHO I AM!!! I WILL NOT CHANGE FOR NO ONE!! IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM, I'M SORRY!!! IF YOU CAN'T GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU FOR THE WAYS THAT I AM, I'M NOT GONNA BEG YA!!! WHY CAUSE IF YOU REALLY CARED AND ALL, YOU'D WANT TO KNOW WHY I AM THE WAY THAT I AM!!! I AM TIRED OF WALKIN' ON EGG SHELLS AROUND PPL CAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE HOW I REACT OR HOW I SEE THINGS OR WHAT IT IS THAT'S ON MY MIND AND WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. I SAY WHAT I SAY, CAUSE IT'S CALLED TRYIN' TO COMMINCATE!! YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, BUT YET I MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AS WELL, BUT THAT'S ALL PART OF LIKE AND COMMUNICATIN' WITH EACH OTHER AND GETTIN' TO KNOW EACH OTHER... MAYBE YOU WILL FROM NOW ON LISTEN WHEN SOMEONE ELSE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY AND HOW THEY FEEL, CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT LET THE BEST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO YOU WALK AWAY FROM YOU OR FOR YOU TO PUSH THAT PERSON AWAY, JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GIVE THAT PERSON THE CHANCE TO EXPLAIN HOW THEY FEEL

Don't Like Go Away New Rules
So recently I did a new contest. Now at the time I had just over 1800 "Friends" and 50 "Family" members. Do you want to know how many help me on my contest??? Less than 20! In the end there was 5 friends who actually were there the entire time and let me tell you they earned their keep! I ended up getting 3rd place and that was good with the amount of help or I should say the lack of. Now from this contest I won a blast and am getting all kinds of new friend request and people asking to see my naughties, and oddly enough most of the people asking are people who are already "friends". To my amusement they are all people I repeatedly asked to help me on my contest and never once put one comment for me! How is this even cool? Oh wait! It's NOT. SO, my pics that are a LITTLE (not even much) more NSFW are put in a folder that is for FAMILY only. The only way you will see them is if you earn your keep. By this I mean you make a genuine effort to talk to me when I am here and you don't ask me

Wtf Is The Point??!! This Bullshit Sucks Ass!!
Traditionally I have always taken the stand that FUBAR is a free site and those who run it have the right to do so as they please....however, today I am going to rant...LOL. I understand the concept behind bouncer checks. If you are one of those who gets that nasty lil bastard every 20-30 comments or rates, consider yourself lucky. Starting on Halloween, I started getting bouncer checks every single comment I left. That was, after being offline a huge chunk of time because at that time I was sick and just checking on my account here and there. So, here I am, yet again, have had really, minimal time lately and go out and show my friends and newbies luv and now I get that sommabitch every single time I hit a profile page. That pretty much kills me being able to browse the site using tabs. First, I want to thank the scripters and cheaters for bouncer checks in the first place. Had it not been for you cheating fuckers, we'd not have them. Without the cheaters, we would be

If You Ever Need A Smile....
> The light shall set you free! > > > > Why God made pets > > > They help out around the house... > > > > > They protect our children .. > > > > They look out for the smaller ones .. > > > > They show us how to relax > > > > They "converse" with each other > > > > They help you when you're down > > > > They are great at decorating for the Holidays > > > > They have "great" expectations > > > > They are Patriotic > > > > They are happy to "test" the water ... > >

Flight Readiness Review This Week
Flight Readiness Review This Week Image above: Space shuttle Atlantis rests on Pad 39A awaiting launch on mission STS-122. Photo credit: NASA/Kim Shiflett NASA managers will hold a flight readiness review on Friday at NASA's Kennedy Space Center marking the next major milestone for mission STS-122. NASA officials, space shuttle program managers, engineers and contractors will discuss the readiness of space shuttle Atlantis, the flight crew and payloads to determine if everything is set to proceed for launch. Managers will also select an official launch date at the end of the session. Launch is targeted for Dec. 6 on a mission to install the Columbus laboratory on the International Space Station. A briefing following the meeting will include Associate Administrator for Space Operations Bill Gerstenmaier, Space Shuttle Program Manager Wayne Hale, International Space Station Program Manager Mike Suffredini and STS-122 Launch Director Doug Lyons. The briefing will be

Once Upon A Time....
ONCE UPON A TIME... Current mood: content ONCE UPON A TIME "Once upon a time, as tales usually start, a beautiful little girl was born into the world. She didn't realize that she was coming into a home where an alcoholic lived. She grew and played with her dolls and sang nursery rhymes. Then one day, when she was four years old, Daddy taught her a new game. A secret game. It was called "This is how we show we love each other." Nobody must ever know about this game because then the magic would disappear and love would go away and nobody wants to be without love. At the end of the game the little girl would get a peppermint stick or a piece of candy as a prize to make the funny taste in her mouth go away. Her very favorite prize, though, was a candy necklace. As the months and years went by more and more rules were added to the game. After all, the more you love somebody the more you can show them. The day came when Grandpa was invited to play the game with her and Daddy. She

About The Playmates & Pimps
INTRODUCING.... THE PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES & PIMPS Who are the Pu$$yCats? The Pu$$yCat PlayMates N Pimps are a family that has been created for sexy men & women who like to have a good time and entertain without the added drama. Pu$$yCat Mission Statement As a Pu$$yCat PlayMate or Pimp you must commit to the following: To uphold the integrity of being known as a Pu$$yCat PlayMate or Pimp to the highest possible degree. To acknowledge that sexy is not just the outside appearance that most would consider as beauty, but more a state of mind that goes beyond those physical features. That as a Pu$$yCat PlayMate we are ladies above all- sexy, classy and sassy- and as a Pu$$yCat Pimp it is your duty to look after, protect, honor and respect our PlayMates as the women they are and that as a family we are to respect one another at all times and work together as one to the best of our abilities. What do the Pu$$yCats represent? First & foremost, we represent family & togethe

So Does This Make Me A Tagger? Lol
Ok i'm sure i was supposed to copy and paste the rules, but i forgot the CTRL C before i swapped pages.. oh well.. here goes, it maybe a little on the vague side lol I believe the rules are... once you have been tagged, you have to post a blog with 10 random facts about yourself, then hit 5 people and leave a message on their profile saying 'Your tagged, please read my blog', you can't tag the person who tagged you... i think that's how it works lol... now 10 random facts about me??? this could take a while! lol 1: I was a teen mom at 15. (And i lived to tell the tale) 2: I am a qualified Nursery teacher. 3: I believe in ghosts, and if you don't come and visit my house for a week... ask Suze she will tell you about the happenings in my home lol 4: I live on a hill... (ok you did ask for random right? lol) 5: I can't watch Titanic, don't know why but there's something very familiar to me about the whole story, photo's, surroundings etc.. can NOT watch it! 6: I used to have an

02-18-08 (obsession)
Feb. 18, 2008 So happy to see you, It's always my pleasure that you stop by! A guess how pleasurable that is can be construed or perceived differently by people. After being called obsessive casually by someone today. I thought it might make an interesting subject matter for discussion. First off:Here's what the dictionary says: Main Entry:ob·ses·sionFunction: noun Pronunciation: äb-'se-sh&n, &b- 1 : a persistent disturbing preoccupation with an often unreasonable idea or feeling ; broadly : compelling motivation [an obsession with profits] 2 : something that causes an obsession I know y

Read This!!!
First of all, I marked this NSFW because I like to swear a lot. If you don't like it, you can get the fuck out now. Thank you and have a good day. For those of you that actually care to read this, here it goes.. 1) I just want to thank each and every one of you who have helped me, in any way. Whether it be with leveling, in my give away, or just being a friend who will listen to me bitch. Every one of you mean a lot to me, and I just want you to know how much I really appreciate it. I could list everyone here, but I'm not going to. If you're wondering to yourself "does that mean me?", it probably does. 2) For all the down raters, haters, people I don't like, etc.. If you want to down rate me, have a fucking ball. I still get points on your behalf, so please, keep it up! If you just don't like me and feel the need to talk about me behind my back, again, please keep it up. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside when you talk about me. If I just don't like you, there is proba

My New Acct
First let me say rate fan and add me this is a new new account lol... This is now my 3rd account (my 5th actually, the first two i thought the site was gay and deleted those) the 3rd one i got to 24 800k to go and all kinds of shit happened. stalkers drama that somehow i had involvement with yet had no idea wtf it was about some little things here and there, the stalker thing was the final straw on the acct. So than I had the 4th acct at 21 with 300k to go and because i from what the site thinks stupidly voiced my opinion it got busted down to an lc (last chance) acct and had like zero privledges. I now have this one and the other one which is vip'd with blasts running and has unused gifted blasts. I am not sure if I will be keeping this account. Hell I am not even sure that the other account will stay active they could delete it at any time. Basically what this all boils down to is IDGAF lol rate me here rate me there whichever but I am however undesided as to what i

Random Book Fact
I heard today that the average American is a voracious reader...digesting 6 books a year and a total of over 400 in a lifetime (somehow that doesn't add up). Wow. Not to brag or anything, but, I've read 6 books in the last 3 weeks. Guess I am not average.

Gone From Fubar For Awhile And Why....
True friends will read this...the others it doesnt matter lol...as some of Ron and my mutal friends already know from his blog...we will be off Fubar for awhile...those of you who know us know he had a colostomy bag put on 8mo ago and now it is time to remove it. Hes scheduled for the end of may for that...before that happens we will be on vacation and getting ready for it. we will probably be back after hes recovered....but who knows lol its been fun and i have made some really good friends...and i love them to death :) when i joined Fubar i was single and pretty much had no life outside of work...it was something to do...now a year later my life has changed completely...I have a man i love very much and thru him a larger family...i lost my dad a couple of weeks ago and my mother is in bad health...my life is full. Summer is almost here...and i have learned life is short...you need to get out and enjoy it and spend time with people you love instead of living on the computer. some o

* Fantasy Flight *
Join the ** Fantasy Flight ** New Friends! Quick and easy points! Level up! It's easy to join, very simple rules. 1. You must fan, rate, and add all the flyers on the list. Include "I'm a Fantasy flyer" in your request so you are sure to be added. If you are already friends with that person, leave that comment on their profile page. (If a flyer has made their profile private, just send them a message that you are a new flyer and want to f/r/a them) 2. Send me a private message telling me that you have f/r/a everyone so I can add you to the list. 3. You must fan and rate all new flyers when you accept their request. 4. This one is very important! NO DRAMA! Adding Fantasy Flyer to your name is optional. The Crew The Pilot In my dreams...or yours? ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar The Co-Pilot CinDragon~FounderClubMystic~IBIC~fuOwner of 1969,MissCrys,LisaMarie&many others!@ fubar The Flyers EmilyIMAX ☆ THE IMAX EXPERIE

Would You Like Zoloft With That?
You know, every time I give online guys the benefit of the doubt, someone comes along to undo that...LOL I feel like Joey Greco from Cheaters "Meet Chad, a 38-year old nut job from Nebraska"...He writes: CHAD: "HEY SEXY THIS IS CHAD TAGGED DELETED ME TODAY PLEASE READD ME I MISSS YOU BABY LOVE CHAD DAMN SEXY WOULD YOU PLEASE ADD ME HERE AN YAHOO AT LOOKING4LOVE68061 I WOULD MARRY YOU IN A HEARTBEAT TRULY ALL YOURS CHAD" Marry me in a heartbeat?? HUH..you think that sounds unreasonable NOW??!! Just wait...I reply to him: ME: "why did they delete you?" CHAD: "I HAVE NO IDEA AN I AM GETTIN TIRED OF ALL THE NEW SHIT ON THIS SITE PLEASE ADD ME IN YAHOO LOOKING4LOVE68061 CHAD" ME: "Chad, it takes me a while before I will add people to my messenger. I am generally leary of people with one or no pictures and those with whom I have not chatted with often." Now, had he actually READ my profile, he'd have known that... but anyway...lets keep this moving: CHAD: "WE

Demands And Suggestions
WELL, I got myself an mp3 player for when I exercise. But I don't know what all songs I want to put on it. SO, if you would be so kind as to help me out with some songs that would rock (Y). THANKS =]

Bluff Jumpers
A friend of mine is always posting blogs that contain scenarios and interaction between two people. She always explains the way she imagines the conversation would go. I do the exact same thing, maybe we're messed up in the head. Anyway, here's an example. A couple city slickers at the top of a bluff on a river I grew up on, contemplating jumping. I've just finished yelling to them to take a good run, and jump out and to the left to avoid the rocks that lie beneath the surface of the water. They confirmingly nod, and I see them start talking to one another. Imagined Conversation- Harold: Do you think he means our left, or his? Joe: I'm not sure. Do you think we should confirm? Harold: I dunno man. I'm sure he means his left. Besides, we're city slickers. He's probably just fucking with us. Joe: You're probably right. He's trying to scare us so that we won't jump, and we'll look like pussies in front of our girlfriends. Harold: It looks safe. You go

Recovering
Well for those of you who might actually read this dayum thing, I am recovering from my second brown recluse bite of the year, got bitten the first weekend in the new house which left a pretty bad scar and hole in my right shin. Well last night happened again when i went to bed. Felt two little stings, just wiped it off as feather stick maybe since i use a down comforter, and sure enough 1/2 later i looked like the stay puff marshmellow man, rushed to ER and spent the night in ICU before checking myself out AMA(against mediacl advice) I hate hospitals as you can tell! So keep me in your thoughts, those few who might read this and I should be on here sporadically the next few days. I also have my daughters up for the summer so my time is gonna be limited as far as internet. TY to all my friends here you have been gr8 and hope to hear from you,if u can't reach me here try my yahoo bluesman341971

I Can't Decide
I found these two tv stands on craigslist and I can't decide which one. I like them both and they both have good points. And they are both $20. Here's pics: A) B) The only thing that B has that A doesn't is that it swivels, so I'll be able to turn it and see it from the kitchen. I have a 32 inch flat panel tv. And if their measurements are correct both stands will fit fit my tv. Ahh! Help me pick one.

Halp!
First of all...can someone else be an insomniac with me? I totally needed to bounce some ideas off of someone last night. Let me brief everyone on my situation. We remember Roller Derby Girl, yes? Well...things didn't work out because she kept doing this push and pull thing with me. She'd send me texts saying "Wish you were here", but when I would make a suggestion for us to hang out things just wouldn't come together and it was mostly from her end. I'm not into games and I'm not into chasing, so I just decided that if she wants to hang out with me, she can invite me somewhere. As a result, we haven't talked in a few weeks. Interesting, huh? Last night, she left a message on my myspace saying, "I miss you." I KNOW with every rational particle in my brain that it's going to be the saaaaame thing over again. I do miss her though. :| I'm very tempted to tell her so, but...*sigh* Should I grow some ovaries and just ignore it? (heh...I just made a mumm)

Cheating Host All Bombers Beware
Update on DJ EDGE...... Seems our cheating host, DJ Edge is back after FUBAR deleted his account. Note that if you are a VIP FUBAR can "ONLY" delete your account under probable cause. Seems they caught him too. So now....he is back again and going to my family members. Go ahead click the link lol, he blocked some ppl, but doesn't matter though. I am blocked from his profile, but that doesn't matter either. I want him to see everything I do. BTW... he sent me a yahoo a couple days ago that I responded to. DJ EDGE..warning this doesn't link to his pro, just his pic :D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WELL I GUESS ALL THE BLOGS/ BULLETINS THAT HAVE BEEN POSTED TODAY REGARDING THE HOST THAT CHEATS AND BOMBS HIS OWN CONTESTS HAVE PRETTY MUCH SPOKE FOR THEMSELVES. I HAVE NOT POSTED ANYTHING UNTIL NOW BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT WHILE THE GIT R DONE'S AND THE CONFEDERATE BOMBSQUAD WAS

Things To Do With Music When You're Bored...
So this is a meme that I saw on someone's blog eons ago, but since even a week is practically an eternity in internet time, everyone will think I'm stunningly original and inventive! Unless I tell them I got it from somewhere else, of course... crap. Anyway, here's the thing. You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: in the comments section, try to identify what songs the lyrics come from. Oh, and Googling is cheating! So here's my top 10: #1: "Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous, spends his time alone in the basement..." #2: "It came without warning, a love like I ain't never felt before..." #3: "It's a little bit hard to understand, but I only wanna be a modern man..." (Yeah, this one's pretty obs

Edinburgh
So tomorrow I'm off to Edinburgh for the weekend. Ostensibly for the Tom Waits gig on Sunday night, but we will have some of Saturday and all of Sunday loitering about (me and my brother). If any of you guys have been, what's a good thing to do or look at in Edinburgh? I'm looking forward to the journey - long train journeys are good. We're coming back on Monday, so I'll be offline til Tuesday.

Motorcycle Wreck
John was in a VERY Motorcycle Wreck on Sat, we were all Riding in Sturgis. A lady messing with her Radio Crossed the CenterLine and Hit John Head-on. John was thrown over the car and was not Breathing, he was revived and airlifted to the hospital, they said he died 2-3 times in the Air. He broke his Neck,Back,Arm,Ribs and Legs. He has Brain Damage and they think he will not have Use below his Waist. He went in to Renal Failure last night, has a lot of Preasure on his Brain. UPDATE We have Decided to take him off Life Support, he would never want to live this Way. He is holding his Own right Now, but the next 48 Hours are going to be tough. Docs have releived the Preasure to a safe point on his Brain UPDATED 8/8/08 John went Down Hill Yesterday, but we still have hope, Preasure is Building up on his brain. UPDATE JOHN PASSED AWAY LAST NIGHT, Doc said there was just to much damage for him to over come. he was the BEST little brother I could have had.

Geeeeez.
[disclaimer: Melzie is on my shit-list now, for making me take this damned thing... lol] Do you sleep with socks on or off: On. Do you flip your pillow to the cold side? Depends on how tired I am. Do you like to hold or be held? Depends. Do you want a small or big wedding? *laughs* Wedding? Puh-leeze. What type of girls / guys do you usually go for? The wrong ones. Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy? I just want the money. Happiness is relative. (This is what Melzie said. She's right.) What are 3 things you want to do before you die? Visit Australia, Go scuba diving in tropical waters, raise my daughter to be a better person than I am. Have you ever churned Butter? Yes, actually... Wilderness School. :) Are you trusting of new people? *sighs* Not anymore. Rate yourself as a good or bad friend on a scale from 1-10. I try to register on that scale, but I usually wind up pissing someone off due to my wonderful memory and at

Music Request For M&t Radio Dj's
Live DJ'S on staff We are now taking requests for music please leave request in comment section and it will be played in the order that it was received. Any comments or suggestions will be appreciated DJ TOWMAN@ HENDRICKS PIT STOP http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=65576 Now Hiring DJ'S COME CHECK US OUT AND HAVE FUN AND INVITE FREINDS

Fu You
I was just sitting here de-stressig sipping a teeny tiny Dirty Martini:) and in 5 minutes all this happened...lol Da Sox: hahaha Da Sox: whose lmfao now cunt? Da Sox: fuck u cunt ->Da Sox: dont know you Can't thin...: you walk into your bedroom only to find me there admiring myself in the mirror wearing your sexy lingerie ->Da Sox: lmao.......not for you hun Da Sox: do u have yahoo messenger? ->Da Sox: ok?....? Da Sox: i have a question for u ok? jeffrey: hi Matt: yum hi big_jim30: Sweet Fireman4ki...: helllo t0mmyboy5: so hot mike123: hey hey girl diverdown6...: hello there · Da Sox rated your photo a '1'! · Da Sox rated your photo a '1'! · Da Sox rated you a '1'! · Da Sox just checked you out!

Standings For Weeks 1 And 2
Okay everyone. These are just the wins for the last 2 games. The players that started in week 2, these are your total wins for the last games. TIED IN FIRST PLACE ARE: ZANY, KELLY, RED ALERT,JUST ME, WITH 21-31 IN SECOND PLACE ARE: PAPI, BUFF AND MANNY WITH 19-31 3RD PLACE: VIX 18-31 4TH: SPANKY, DRILL AND CARRIE WITH 17-31 5TH: ME WITH 16-31 (DON'T WORRY I DONT WIN ANYTHING :P) 6TH: TEXI, JUST PLAYIN AND SUPERMAN WITH 15-31 7TH: ALCHEMIST AND TOM WITH 11-31 THE REST OF THE STATS ARE 10 GAMES OR LESS. SHE JUST WANTS AND RADIO-10 PATCHES AND DFRESH-9 BONZ AND WILL- 8 TZR, MCLOVIN AND PORCH- 7

Interesting
so true.. funny how main stream radio cant say the N word or even "nigga" anymore, but its so freely to use hateful words about white people.. isnt it... interesting... A Milli (BossCracka Remix) - Shane Capone

What Kind Of Cake Are You?
You Are a Red Velvet Cake Rich, decadent, and sensual. You have a deep appeal that transcends all trends. You are the definition of passion: intense, adventurous, and seductive. What Kind of Cake Are You?

Guilt
So last night was crazy (what night isn't around here?). There was an 18 year old hanging around....ok, I Lied...she turns 18 next month. But she was trashed, she was hot, and she was HORNY. I had a chance...she came onto me pretty hard. Scratch that...she came onto me VERY STRONGLY. There was no doubt what she wanted. I turned her down. Why, I'm not sure...she's hot. But...I did, because I want someone else, someone I can't have right now, someone who isn't technically mine...I turned down sex with one of the hottest chicks I have ever encountered, and definitely the hottest chick to ever try something with me...and I feel guilty as hell. In what world does this make sense? I'm single, I could have (possibly SHOULD have) gone for it...but I didn't, and I'm still racked with guilt. WTF?

Intuition
There is something very not right about a certain person, and it has something to do with completely screwing someone over. I hope I can find out about this fishy situation. Don't want to jump to any conclusions, but a fox animal sense has never failed her. Whoever that is I'm talking about is doing something really, really wrong. And that person will not get away with it. Eventually everything comes to light. What bugs me is that there is someone out there who knows the truth.

Hi Everyone . Thank You In Advance
Hi everyone that reads this and thank you . Sorry about not getting around to leaving my comments to you today and not saying hi . I don't usually do this but I need all the prayers I can get for my Great Aunt . ( She's in my family folder) a few weeks ago she feel while she was at home and broke her hip. Well she was doing fine they replaced the hip and let her come last weekend . I got a email from one of my Aunts back home ( Calif is where I was till I moved out to Texas a few months ago) Any way . My Great Aunt suffered a stroke this afternoon. All I know so far is the left side of her face is paralyzed . She just turned 87 back in July . I have always thought she would live forever. Please when you all go to bed tonight please say a prayer for her . Thank you again for taking the time to read this . They say the power of prayer is miraculous thing and I so believe this as I have received it many a time during my addiction and also with my own personal health problems . Th

The Proof, Part I
Cliff Notes on the whole situation: 1)Deacon and I became good friends a long while ago. I am married, purely platonic, blah blah blah. 2) Soo...he met Cuppycake. And romance ensued. I told him not to trust anyone, and not to jump into conclusions, and always sleep with one eye open. I didnt say that out of jealousy (I always hoped he would find someone who is worthy of him) Ever since I was little , Ive had a really strong 6th sense sorta thing, like feeling who is out there to fuck someone over, or that something wrong would happen. I told him that I have a BAD feeling about her, and he needs to watch out. 3) He talked to me every day about her, and I kept getting a feeling of something sketchy more and more 4) He plans to meet her for the first time, but tornado happens, and she has to stay elsewhere. Altho there were xtra seats on the plane, etc, other stuff. He was 2 hrs away from her, and she made up a story to avoid meeting him. 5) They talk on the p

What Your Name Says About You.
What Your Name Says About You Your name says that you are mostly: Charismatic but impulsive Your name also says you are: Independent but distant Passionate but flighty Fiery but unbalanced What Does Your Name Say About You?

Lucky Thirteen
Disclaimer: This weeks House episode spoiler. You have been warned! Who thought Thirteen was perma-fired? And what was up with House's reaction to Cuddy's adoption? And per the previews for next week, do you think Cuddy and House will hook up?

Ass
This is in no way about being butt hurt, but about the amount of stupidity and butthurtedness that others have. This idiot got butthurt that I wouldn't cyber with him (his stupidity was a major turn off eventually) And then I get this in my SB (bottom to top) mjrkonig1942: i thought u were stupid lol ->mjrkonig1942: yup mjrkonig1942: ur for mccain too So I try to respond back, and .... I'm blocked! The pussy blocked me cause he got asshurt that I denied him the first time, and then cause of my political affiliation. lmao, a true liberal

Come Join The Newest Family On Fubar!
Devil’s Advocate Bombing & Leveling Crew Devil’s Advocate Bombing and Leveling crew is looking for new members!!! If you love the FU and love to help your friends & family level we want you!!! Sooo come on by…check out our home page …see if we are right for you!!! Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew@ fubar If you are interested in joining contact: Sexy T~~ {{*Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew*}}@ fubar or ThugPassion247 {{*Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew*}}@ fubar

Into And Fable Ii
Well, I noticed I was starting to regularly update my profile with where I was in the gaming world, so I figured I would be better off putting it down into a blog for all those (1) people that would have interest. If nothing else, I like blathering on about unimportant things. So, Fable II. I was a little reluctant to start playing the game, as I played the first Fable on the PC and was none too impressed, most likely just because the game was never intended for the PC. But, this sequel was a ton of fun. It didn't take me long to get absorbed into the world, and get a hankerin' to go home and play some more -- Love you Fubar, but I loved Fable II as well! Despite the great story and world, it could get very annoying with some of the bugs, and poorly designed puzzles. The game should have been held back for another month for bug fixes. Many people have reported game stopping bugs, and I ran into one myself. Luckily others had found the bug online, and I was able to get a fix

Whoa...
tonight has been weird... I go to mcdonalds with my boss so she can get food... and run into my ex boyfriend.... ACKWARD... i go to a bar with my boss and husband.. and run into my ex GIRLFRIEND.... who proceeds to pounce on me and snuggle up to my tits and kiss on me.. my husband said..... pictures...

Isnt She Lovely?
I'm sure some of U have noticed I've been MIA for a week. My daughter started labor last week, but it wasnt progressing. Her Doc here in my small town is running for state senate, so my family wasnt at the top of his list. I tried so hard to keep her strong. Its been the most heart wrenching week I've ever had in my life. There's nothing worse in this world than watching ur baby go thru pain and noone will help her. Finally after a week of labor, she dialated. Thank God. Soooo, she was admitted for the 3rd and final time. The "wonderful" Doc came in, gave her an epidural and left. There she laid, dialated to 10 for 5 hrs, while he went home and slept. She of course felt no pain, so it was ok with everyone but me. Finally, he came back and broke her water and told her she could start pushing with contractions whenever she liked. I was like OMG! He went to the room next to hers and slept. Soooo, her labor nurse tells me we'll be doing the work. We were to watch the monitor for the TOCO n

What's Irish For "see You Later?"
I think it has the word "Guinness" in there somewhere, anyway. So I'm gonna be gone for the next week and a half or so (boo!). I'm going on vacation (yay!). I'm going to be in London for a few days, then off to Ireland for about a week. I don't have any really set plans yet. Just going to rent a car and drive. Yeah, on the wrong side of the road. Pray for me. Anyway, just wanted to let everyone know that I won't be around for a bit, so you're not wondering. Let me know know if you want me to bring you anything.* *"Anything" must be a) legal, b) inexpensive, and c) able to fit in a suitcase.** **Hot Irish redheads do not fit in a suitcase. Continue to see Miss Licks for all your hot redhead needs.

Too Whom It May Concern
I have been on this site for over 2 years and for the most part I have helped as many as possible. I started out spending alot of time on here. Most of my days was just going too find people that needed leveled.. How many in reality would go through the top scores too see who was getting close and contacting them too see if they wanted help. Some we just did on our own. Then things changed in real life. I now work full time and on most days dont get here until late. I work anywhere from 8-14 hours a day. Now the sad part is too get comments that Im choosey on whom I help is far from real. I help anyone and everyone. People I dont even have on my own friends list. If you seen some of the messages I have gotten its crazy. Im going too be honest with all of you. Put yourself in these shoes walk the walk before you talk your talk. You dont know me or the heart I have for people. I love leveling but selfish people have really take the fun out of it. Some of you I have helped level and

Thanks!
Thanks to all that have helped me out.. I went FROM TO In a 24 for hour time frame. Why might you ask? This absolutely wonderful man BWhere@ fubar did this ISN'T HE SWEET!!!! I want to take a moment to say... THANK YOU TO ALL THAT RATED ME!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! NOW! Go rate BWhere :D BWhere@ fubar

Nerd, Geek, Or Dork?
Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test ... Pure Nerd 83 % Nerd, 17% Geek, 30% Dork For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd. The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful. Congratulations! http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-nerd-geek-or-dork-test

Weeeee
How to Give a Cat a Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws.. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler

Today
For a day I thought was going to be sad and lonesome, it turned out to be ALMOST perfect. I had decided I wasn't going to a restaurant on Thanksgiving day and that I would cook for my mother and me. My sister called last night and said she thought we needed someone to help us eat all the food, so she and her and husband came. I got a call this morning from Justin who had made the decision spend the day with his father and his family then on to Sarah's mother's, which broke my heart. He said Sarah's mother moved her dinner up for later so Justin could come here for a bit! He stayed for about 2 hours. It made my whole day. The only sad thing about today was that we couldn't get Blake for the day. His mother wanted him with her. :( Also, my nephew who lives in West Palm Beach couldn't make it in. Jason is one of my best friends as well as my nephew. All the family is gone and I just finished putting up my Christmas tree. :) I am sitting here enjoying lovely cup

Hottie Hottie
recent shoutbox convo.... shameless: Do Ya Think You Could Just Pack Up And Move To Michigan ->shameless: would that please you? shameless: ohhhhh very much so ->shameless: well, that's a nice compliment, so thank you. would you keep me entertained? shameless: every minute I possibly could... in every way ;) ->shameless: that's an invite with all sorts of innuendo shameless: I love the elephant tats shameless: I'll prolly do just about anything shameless: how do you like to be enertained ->shameless: there are lots of way..some are secret. singing is a good start shameless: well I've got that one covered shameless: what else do ya want.... ;) ->shameless: know any other tricks? shameless: I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a hottie hottie ->shameless: how many? shameless: just enough until your eyes roll into the back of your head.... well, have fun with this one...i played it through for your pure bloggi