HollyPopp's blog: "Ranting"

So I have run a couple "GOD MODES" and I have learned some interesting things........ 

1. People don't give a FUCK about what your status says until you have that little blinking lightning bolt next to your name. You can literally post for 2 weeks straight that you are taking offers for family adds  and not get 1 single offer until you activate. 

2. SUDDENLY everyone of the fuckin "green" and "red" name ppl wanna leave you status comments like they have been your BFF since you started FU. 

3. Fu-sers like to jump in your SB claiming how "fu-poor" they are and they "really need a boomy, famp, or auto 11 to level :( "  And of course I just wanna jump up and say " OMFG!! Of course I will help you!! You're sooooooo cool and I see you scroll all the time. I just wanna lick your ass so you will love me" FOR REAL?!?!?! Get a FUCKING LIFE!!! 

4. I KNOW how much you can make in Fubucks running a God mode....... BUT apparently everyone is soooooooooo poor that they can only offer 3 mil fubucks for a fam add. Poor little fu-sers :( Yes I am so naieve I will help you while you kick me in my teeth :D 

5. There are  A LOT of fucking scuds on this site. What is a scud you ask? Oh well let me enlighten you :) A scud is one of those "beautiful people"  you see scroll across the top of the screen. Their muscles are amazing!! They have great tits!! Such a beautiful face!! WoW!! Would you look at those legs!?!?!?! :o NEWS FUCKING FLASH!!!!  99% of those pics are photo shopped soooooooo much that the only fucking thing that is real are their noses. (most of the time) 

6. The "coolest" people on the FU have albums that require you to pay them credits to access them. Ok, lemme break this one down for you.......  If  you are paying credits to flick your bean or pull your dick to someone's pics, that likes buying a prostitute. Personally, If i'm putting out money, I wanna be fucked in the way that makes me not walk right the next day ;) 

7. HOLY FUCKING STUPID DUDES!!!!  Ok..... I love the men who will jump in my shout box with all these compliments. " You're so hot, beautiful, sexy, blah, blah, BLAH!! THEN..... When I respond with " Umm ok thanx" They wanna try to insinuate that I have low self-esteem..... LMMFAO!!!!!! My "self-esteem" has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with it. You wanna know WHY I respond like that? It's because I just saw you leave the SAME EXACT fucking compliments on and ugly, 350 pound, troglodyte that looks like she hasn't showered or shaved her vag in 15 years!  SERIOUSLY?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

8. On a serious note....... I understand that you can't possibly be close, talking every day kinda friends with everyone on Fubar. I also know that you get more points from ppl who are running GM's or auto 11's when you bomb. So it's not like I expect that people will remember that to stop by my page because I bombed them during my GM's when they are running theirs. I also know that when you see someone running an ability you will stop by with a rate and a bomb. But it is always nice to see their are people on this site who do remember the people that helped them and they will return the favor. 

I'm sure that I will add more to this but I think i'm good for now. I'm sure the first comment will be " wow you sure use the F word a lot. yuck yuck" Well Gomer... Just because I have a mouth that will make a trucker blush, i'm  confident that I have more class in my little pinky than you have in your entire family! :) JFS!  So bring on the comments.... I'm interested to see your opinion ;)