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It's so cold this morning I:
A) Stuck my hands up a woman's skirt, you know, for the warmth
B) Punched a cop, just so he would throw me in the back of the warm squad car
C) Bought a newspaper, lit it on fire and carried it like a torch
D) Did none of the above, and just whined till I could write a blog about it.
