Fubar Blog Posts 4

My Night
Well.. my night started out crappy.. kinda I went and met my mother for drinks since it was her bday. had a blast with her :D shes insane... after that me and this guy from work (shannon) were supposed to meet up and play pool at this place called hard rack at 1030. I get there at 1035 and he isn't there... I text him and ask where he was.. no response... 20 minutes later.. i ask him if he is still coming.. no response... 20 minutes after that i say fuck it and text him telling him i was going to ANOTHER bar (only reason i stayed that long was because i knew a girl there and was talking to her) I was FURIOUS (hence the status from my cell) I start pounding down shots... then.. i get a text message saying something like "omg i am sooo sorry.. i fell asleep.. i am going now.. if you don't come i understand" I text him back saying i was at AJs and didn't know if i wanted to leave... well at midnight my friend laura and i are getting restless and tired of watching slutty bitches dr

Penis Pants?
Yeah, you read that right. Looks like some designer thought it would be a good idea to make pants with a dick on the front. It's made out of cloth so it's not really all that "life like", but anyway...copy/paste the link and play the video. It's around the 57 second mark..or so says the article that goes with it. http://cocoperez.com/2010-02-19-introducing-the-penis-trousers The other "fashions" look like shit too. Do people really wear this stuff out?

Discuss
So I found this article (originally in Esquire).... lets hear your humble opinion. 11 secrets men don't know about women: 1. Women don't like explosions, in art or in life. 2. Women aren't as funny as men. We're often cleverer, frequently wittier, but to be really funny demands a certain clownishness that our grace just does not allow. It's fine, really it is. 3. We grow pathetic goatees and look awful in cargo shorts anyway. 4. Women are aware of about 10 percent of the things men actually think and say about us. Best to keep it under five. 5. Women love to be taken out to eat. It makes our day. 6. A clean apartment will get you more bedroom antics than you'd think. 7. Given the chance, women will smell and re-smell the scented-candle display at the store. We really can do this for ages. 8. Our

I Hate Florida Now , Oranges Too
So I got to go to Florida. I left home Monday evening at about 4:30 pm. Now Weds the 9th I am home at 3 am. We drove down in a nice big uncomfortable Uhaul Type Truck. Along the way I was informed I would be driving back a Ford Mustang with "Bill" aka FAT ASS's Step Father. I say "Sure, just please let me get some sleep tonight then so I won't be dead tired on the way home tomorrow" " Yeah you can get some sleep" Sleep came last night in 10 minute spurts, for a total of 30 minutes, because Fat Ass requires constant attention. Everytime I drifted off the fucker would wake me. So 13 hours later we arrive at the destination. It's a strange little cottage on some Church's property. At the front door , right at the concrete pad in front of the door their is a giant piss spot, still wet and stinking. Fat Ass beats on the door. "Bill" finally answers and we step in to find the place a total wreck . It reeks of dog piss and there are as many dead leaves on the floor as there a

What Part Of A Fairy Tale Are You?
You Are the Castle You are a bit of a homebody and even somewhat of a loner. You function best when you're all by yourself. Other people see you as mysterious and even a little scary. They don't understand how deep and complicated you are. You have many layers to your personality, and there is always a surprise waiting around the corner with you. You aren't as scary as you seem, but you are intense. You require people to confront things about themselves that they rather not know. What Part of a Fairy Tale Are You? Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

Expiring In 5 Days
In about 5 days everyone that WE own (Vampy and I) will expire! Since we can't buy you all back at the prices you are at now you have to let us know A.S.A.P. if you would like us to buy you back after you expire. If you want to keep your value you will have to open up and find one of the fu-billionares to buy you :) I hope you enjoyed being owned by us and wish you the best of luck! Vampy & Top Cat :P

Shoutbox Fun
Bottom to top, you know the drill. Tres Jackh...: You're missing some of your brain aren't you? semsem: i wont your wief plzzz to play with me Tres Jackh...: So you are gay, I knew it semsem: i will fuck you and your wife too Tres Jackh...: And yet I'm the one who actually has a wife, go figure semsem: hhhhhhhh save it on your ass Tres Jackh...: Save that for your guy friends semsem: fuckin you Tres Jackh...: Ditto semsem: ass hole Tres Jackh...: English please, thanks. semsem: really oky im sure you v not dick too Tres Jackh...: You've got a tiny little baby dick, we know this, no need to lie semsem: plz asked her if she.s wonted to suck it semsem: i v big dick i wont your wief suckin it Tres Jackh...: Too bad for you, now fuck off semsem: yessss plzzzzzz Tres Jackh...: You need her? semsem: i need your wief plz Tres Jackh...: Dude, stop harassing my wife for her yahoo address, you aint getting it

Deletion And Friend Requests
A little lesson in deletion: If you were on my friends list at some point and you find yourself removed, here are a list of a few reasons why: 1) Fubar had a glitch and it deleted you. 2) You deleted me. 3) We never talk and I don't see a point for you being there. 4) You showed yourself to be a racist, fucktard or moron. 5) You creep me the fuck out. Those are the most basic reasons I can come up with. Oh and FYI: just because you MuMM and I MuMM doesn't mean we need to be automatic friends. We can goof around in the MuMMs without having to befriend one another. Here is another big pointer: if you have been deleted, pointed out you've been deleted in various forums and I ignore you, don't send me multiple requests. You were removed for a reason. It makes you look creepy and makes me think you're obsessed with me and want to jerk off to my NSFW. :) Desperation smells funky and is not an attractive quality.

My Sad Life...
A few of you know this... I completed training for the US Census enumerator job last Friday. I was trucking along Saturday, Sunday and Monday. I really was enjoying it! Tuesday, I get a letter from the Bureau stating I had to stop working. It was dated the day I finished training. I called my crew leader, and he called the local census office. Yes I was to cease working. No they weren't sure the exact reason, just something in my background check. So I gave back the binder of addresses from which I was working, came home and decided to work in the yard some. Most of the weeds were under control, so I tried to work on the tellis we built around the pool equipment. That was giving me issues, so I just played with rocks... Someday, maybe Shawn will win the fight! Meanwhile, I keep playing the lottos and looking for a new job... Rock on!Shawn

What's In A Name?
My 13 yr old daughter said if I dint sign the permission slip for this seemingly random class video project, Microsoft would probably pixilate her image causing her great embarrassment and insufferable pain. I was alright with that (I'm big on holding out for royalties). But when she said they might pixilate her group's mascot too, well that was just too much. I signed (and quietly, inwardly laughed my ass off). What is her group's mascot you ask? Why THE FLAMING FISTS of course. They even have their own hand gesture/symbol. Yes it's an upward fist but brilliantly married to a second hand simulating flames behind the clenched fist by waggling little fingers.

Life Or Something Like It
you may or may not have noticed i haven't logged on here in quite some time. it's just life getting in the way of all things fun. i'm in grad school and it totally kicks my ass most days. i still love everyone i know on here and i miss the fuck out of getting on all the time but at some point, responsibility had to kick in. so what's been going on with you?

Freedom Of Speech?
10:17am reply Natius: i didnt ask your fucking opinion... i dont look the way i do to please evryone else do you think she had the right to block me because i rated her a 5 and said i didn't like her new blonde hair color? she says she does it to please herself yet can't take criticism from anyone else than why allow open comment for? maybe she just wanted me to be like all the other males saying she looks hot n sexy and stuff and not be myself yet it's ok for her to be such! pffffffffffft!

Experiment
durham gave me the idea for an experiment...i put up a girls pic as my default and didnt change anything else..it still says male 30 etc etc and reeka pimped me out all i cn say is guys are fucking dumb because they never noticed my info and i got 14 friend requests in less than 3 minutes i think im gonna leave it like that and ask for bling in my status and see what happens

Siege
We are under siege where I live at the moment, armed policeman running round everywhere looking for one man who is leading them on a merry dance. They hae even drafted 100s of police in from elsewhere. Jesus Christ this guy is 6ft 2" built like a bloody brick shithouse and is ugly as sin .... it isn't as if he doesn't stand out! Funny shite!

The New Firefox 4.0 Beta Is Sexy!
By Ryan "Scrapper" Riccitelli The new Firefox4 Stepped it up. The layout is nice and it feels faster. I provided links to the most important info. I will be testing and giving more feedback. The feature overview is impressive. Please feel free to leave comments. Meet the New Firefox http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/beta/features/ Download Firefox4.0 bet http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/beta/ Make sure to check us out http://www.fubar.com/scrapper or http://fubar.com/blog/57

What Disney Princess Are You?
You Are Snow White Your family can be downright evil at times, but you don't let them get to you. You refuse to turn cold hearted, even if life has dealt you a bad hand. You are sweet to everyone, especially the less fortunate. You make friends easily, and you tend to befriend people from all walks of life. What Disney Princess Are You? Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

Family And Famplifiers
Let me start by saying I will not be running famps any time soon so if I am in your family only as a trade you can remove me and I won't be hurt at all. I'll explain reasons why. Family to me has always been people I care about, people who have helped me, and people I want to help. With only 50 spaces I have had to juggle and move between top friends and family so I can find people easily. When I ran my 1st 2 famps I found people benefiting from me that had pulled me from their family during their famps. This last run a girl complained to my hubby that I was in her family but she wasn't in mine even though she had never run a famp. I realize I am in more families then I have space to return.I found myself having to pull people to make room. While I have greatly appreciated the people who have included me and have made new friends, it has taken away from what I care most about. I have gotten caught up in the rank game which really doesn't mean anything in the long run. What I like

Contest... Make Me A Skin And Win A Boomerang & My Points
This is a spur of the moment idea - so this blog sucks... deal with it! I need a new skin for my page. I cant do them... So here is my lil contest..... Make me a skin... I will get a SS of it on my page and upload it into a contest album... The one with the most votes wins... pretty simple. A few hints... make it have something to do with me DUH! You should know a lil about me by now. If not, scan my pix and read my page. There is tons of info on me. I HATE flashy/blinky shit. Not trying to cause a seizure. Dont shout me or PM me asking me tons of questions. This will just annoy me. NOT GOOD. Favorite colors... green, purple, blue, pink.. but most of all it has to look good without being overwhelming. Im not so into myself that I want pix of me as my skin. Winner will receive a boomerang, my points for 12 hours and your skin on my page. Winner is determined by the skin with the most rates. If there happens to be a tie in rates, then

Dear Coworker.
You lack any semblance of work ethic.You possess zero respect for policy.How you still have a job with us is be-fucking-yond me.I'm sick and tired of your "long stories".You're lucky our territory is understaffed...and that I don't have hiring and firing power...and that it would be highly inappropriate to bitchslap you the next time I see you.Your personal life may suck, but it's not my problem.I've run out of sympathy for you.Quit making me clean up your messes. You suck, kthxbai.THE END!

Random Random
1. Im a nail biter 2. I always feel like I have to be "on" 3. I LOVE the cold. I rarely wear a jacket during the winter, and constantly have the air on in my car year round... when I actually HAVE a car that is 4. Im not at all the same person online as I am in person. Im more shy and quiet 5. Ive become more of a shut in the past few months even though Im meeting more people 6. Im extremely charismatic, and hate it at times 7. Im proud to admit Im a hypocrite 8. I have a fear of sock puppets, and NO, I dont want to explain why 9. I havent had any caffeine in almost 2wks, and havent snapped on anyone... surprisingly 10. I can never think of ten things to fill these lists up with...

Random Stupidity...
Two stupid things I recently have done. While talking on my cell phone, I got in the car, and used my right hand to pull the door closed. The door slammed on my left elbow, with my left hand holding my cell to my face and I effectively punched myself in the mouth. I did an hour and a half on the treadmill, the friction of my shirt wore against my nipples. After a shower and a change to head to the pool, I sprayed some sunscreen on, which turns out is mostly alcohol based in spray cans, and omg the pain. Thank you, carry on.

Drama
I am only going to go through this once, and it is going to be crystal clear to everyone. You are all adults here, SO ACT LIKE IT. Everyone says things out of anger and hurt. Sometimes it's not the most pleasant shit. But you don't have to be that person to try to divide and alienate people just because someone got hurt. When I came back here, it was with the express understanding that I am doing this with NO DRAMA. I don't want to hear it, I don't want to talk about it, I will not put my 2 cents in, I will not perpetuate it, and I most certainly will not tolerate it. Do you people that thrive on this drama ever have to deal with REAL LIFE ISSUES? I'd bet not so much. There's a whole world out there full of serious issues. And maybe it comes from the experience of surviving some of those things that I have learned not to sweat the small stuff. It really will eat you alive. Please, all I ask of everyone in my list, keep me out of your drama. I have enough i

Ooops
So last night when we were walking around the streets of London trying to find this bloody club we saw a fire truck arrive and firemen running out to get to this emergency in this place somewhere. I kinda squealed and went 'OMG THAT FIREMAN DRIVING THE FIRE ENGINE IS SOOO HOT!!!'. And then I requested to have a picture taken with him. (He obliged) And then my cousin told me off for distracting a fireman mid-emergency. Ooops. But he was so purdy. He actually lookedl like one of those pretend fireman in the calendars!

Lori Finally Gives It Up
Ever since my first day, Lori has been difficult for me to turn. I would try many times each day, I would shake, twitch, move, blow on her, whatever I could think of. Sometimes, I would just have to give up and ask someone else for entry. It was a little embarassing, but hey we all have our needs. Well, I don't know what changed, but Lori loves me now, It's almost easy, I can walk right up and enter anytime I want. Oh she turns so easily, it's like my key was made for her, and really, it was. Makes your day so much brighter when you start it with a quick easy turn. Lori, I don't know why you held out on me so long, but I bet you almost anticipate my arrival now. Here's a picture of Lori for you: You pervs...

Now This Is Cool!
I am NOT pushing anyone, BUT for the price of a small bling pack you can now order CureBands from the CF Foundation and help us in our fight for a cure! CureBands are a CF take on SillyBandz that are so popular with kids nowadays! :) These bands are in the shapes of a rose, CF, CFF, CURE, HOPE, etc. and the money goes to helping to save kids' lives! I ordered mine. :D Just go to www.cff.org You will find them on the front page! P.S. Share share share this blog please!

Grocery Giddy
I procrastinate grocery shopping, to the point of vapors in the fridge, echos in the cabinet. But yet when I do go, I get the biggest charge when I get home and put everything away. I often do a strange celebratory dance after everything is stocked. I have to fight the urge to sample everything, to avert subsequently makin myself naseous from the odd smorsgabord of things that dont necesarily go together. But Im so excited! I mean I got this, and that, ohhh and those, ahhhh and these!! Ohh ok, maybe just a smidge..

Caps Lock Ftl
One of the things I've experienced in my years on the interweb is the fact that people can't distinguish the difference between normal text, such as this, and putting everything in caps. It's just been one of those things that has become an art over the years. Since no one can really hear the "Tone of Voice" people are speaking in, there have been many ways to express your emotions via text. I mean...people use the "Bolds, Italics, and Underlines" in all different ways because they find themselves "Creative" and whatnot...which is fine. Society has given the users freedom to use them however they choose. I feel the whole use of these useful tools have lost their true meaning, but that's just me. I'm oldschool that way. But for the love of God...Caps Lock has been, and always will be, used for shouting/yelling. One thing that irks me like none other is when someone messages me with nothing but words in all caps. Do they really think they're cool by doing that and think that my attenti

Guys!!!!! Mumm Blog!!!!!
For Halloween........ A. Zombie first lady B. splatter the dress with blood and be post jfk got shot first lady C. Dr. Girlfriend. They all use the same basic costume.See comments for photos since I don't know how to do things with stuff.

Bombed Like Nagasaki And Hiroshima!
So... I got a bomb thing with the Happy Hour that the idiot... I mean nice person bought me. Help this lazy fat bastard out - if you want bombed, leave me a comment in this blog. I'll generally only be bombing people I know, but if you know of someone who you think should be bombed (someone who needs points but isn't all that good at whoring, for example) link me to them here and I'll try to get round to doing it. I don't know when I'll run the bomb, it will either be tomorrow night (uk time) or during my Happy Hoar at 2pm Fu-time on Sunday. Post boobs (unless your name is Sparkly) JUST BRINGING ATTENTION TO THIS AGAIN IN CASE ANYONE WANTS ME TO BOMB THEM. :D

Real Simple..want To Be Pimped Out? Answer The 2 Questions Correctly
what is so unusual about this sentence? (aside from the fact that that it doesnt make sense) can jackdaws love my big sphynx of quartz. What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end. and the end of every place? the first person to give the answers to the questions will receive a pimp out if ya want it. leave answers/guess in blog as you were

An Open Question ... Please Answer Honestly
Okay I'm being nosy, have two questions I'd like to ask, the first is for the people who were on the site during the Lost Cherry & Cherry Tap days, the 2nd is for everyone. 1. What do you miss the most about the Lost Cherry and Cherry Tap Days? 2. Why do you log into Fubar? Do you log in to socialize with friends or to see how far you can level and "play the Fu game"? I'm asking that you answer honestly but without being an asshat, I'm asking for a reason......Thanks Huge.

I Need Your Assistance, Please...
...and so does Dean. You see, Dean needs 15 more new fans before he can level. I fanned him a few weeks ago because he's a cool guy and I wouldn't want him not to level! I totally upset the fan-less balance of my page just to help him out. Deans Psychedelic Breakfast@ fubar And this is where helping us both comes in. You see, as soon as he levels (yay!) I'll be able to remove him from my fan list! lol I wish to thank you all for your time, and your support. You're such good friends, and I'm happy I came back.

Bubble This...and A Random Quipping..
Just saying...lotta blogs lately and many more to come kids so hang on to your umm...profiles or something...anyways here goes this one, by popular demand... Look..!...Hot Blonde: But...low and behold...salute pic..drum roll please... I could pick apart stupid all day around here. Yanno, I used fake porn star pics over three years ago when it was like, legal to do so, but seriously, I wasn't a porn star. Well, at least not the kind of porn star with pigtails in a schoolgirl outfit anyways..lol..This stuff is silly these days. That was a different time, this is almost 2011. Different game. A good idea might be to have the most liked people also use a picture of themselves as a default or some variation thereof (and you gotta love the dudes that overmorph chick pics then with one little blinky of themselves to get around it, I am proud in ways..lol). Similar to what the Top 100 Lifetime Members must do. Just a thought. I know that whole "green name" thing means a lot

From The Heart
Please bear with me whilst I get just a bit mushy.... I have just spent the past lil while sitting quietly in my living room reflecting. Some things in my life have made me take stock in what's important in life. Every aspect of my life.... I have in my 3 years on Fu, "met" and gotten to know so many different types of people. Some I wish I hadn't. lol But some.... I have grown to adore some of you and respect you for the people you are. I could make a list of each of you and exactly what makes you so special, but you each know how I feel about you. {and I wouldn't want to slight anyone by leaving them off the list due to my peri menopausal mind frame} Just know that I appreciate having each of you important, phenomenal people in my life. That is all... For now

50 Things
1) I have a half brother I've only seen five times. 2) I know more useless facts than anyone I know. 3) I sing along to the radio. 4) I am obsessed with serial killers-real or made up. 5) I never get hangovers. 6) I've been with women but I don't consider myself bisexual. 7) I am completely addicted to chocolate. 8) My guilty pleasure is reality shows. Any reality show, doesn't matter what the premise. 9) I had two separate cats give birth on me when I was growing up. 10) I don't believe in soul mates. 11) My husband is truly my best friend. 12) Every close female friend I've had has blown me off for a guy before. 13) I've had three best female friends in my life and two of them have gone after guys I have dated or was with. 14) I forgive too easily; unless you mess with my family. Then you are dead to me. 15) I will never post pictures of my children on here. 16) I got married for the wrong reasons-we are still together for the right reason. 17) I am sarcastic to a fa

Don't You Want To Know?....rants & Raves Reveal And Launch !
Well, hello my friends and welcome to a very special edition of this here blog. Hope you all had a great week and have an amazing weekend... Sometimes on here and in real life, thing get to a point where you have to try something different, a new approach, new methods, new ways of doing things. For years now it seems that this blog has been a place where people go to sort out some of the questions they have about people, fakes and other "General Threats" to the fu population as a whole. Despite what some, minority group of people think or believe of this approach, it has been an effective deterrent for stupid for quite some time now. I mean, don't people want to know if the person they are talking to is actually the person they say they are in their pictures before spending cash? Don't people want to know if someone they are interested in is sending "So Hot" or whatever kind of bling they want to send today to three quarters of Fubar? (see previous posts for more details if you have

So It Isn't About Bruno. It Isn't All About Bruno.
First of all the font is Georgia on account of Witty's relo. A tale of two kitties I have two relatively new additions to my menagerie, both cats. We got Beezy, who is completely grey in the fall 0f '09. It is scary how fast time flies. Out walking Leo, the dingo dog, there was a bird chirping in the neighbor's hedges along side of their house. There was much discussion and some animated words on my part that of course it was a bird making that noise. My girlfriend was just as adamant, albeit wrongly, that is was a kitten making the noise. Somehow on the way over to investigate the bird flew off unseen and completely coincidentally there was a kitten in the brush. Beezy was a right around 2 weeks old. She had been abandoned by her mother and despite not really being able to walk she crawled out from under the hedge, which was more like a briar. It is amazing how instinctual the drive is among animals to imitate the adults. My adult cats all prefer to drink out of t

Submissive Look
LMFAoooooooooooooooooo yes I really am Laughing "hello, i have to admit that you have a very submissive appearance to me. it seems as if you are waiting for someone who takes control. you have a sort of body language as if you are that sort of female i prefer to see with a collar arround her neck instead of a necklace. and i am sure i am correct about your personality, in that case you see it as pleasure and priviledge to show the needed respect by adressing me as sir when you thank me for this little gift" *can't stop giggling* that is all peace baby

I Like My Pretzels Like My Women, Hot And Salty...
I am a pretzel snob. I believe I was born liking pretzels. There are a few photos of me as a young babe holding a pretzel rod and slobbering on it till I consumed it via osmosis. I even learned how to flip a cigarette into my mouth and back out again (a la Chevy Chase) using pretzel sticks. Well I was a young child, I didn't smoke, yet. When it comes to eating treats designed as a gift for children who said their prayers I have standards. (No not the kind of treats Catholic priests give.) First of all, a pretzel must be hot. Don't bring that weak sauce that was cooked two hours ago and has been under a light bulb. I don't want any easy bake type goods here. Second, a true pretzel is boiled before salting and baking. That's right, you ain't no Auntie of mine Annie. You're just making bread sticks. I have found some of the best pretzels come from Pennsylvania. The dutch immigrants brought the recipes with them, and they make a fine quality pretzel. While

Yeah I Know....and Some...other Stuff...
Hey kids nothing crazy just want to drop a line before people go bonkers or something... Yes I know about the video and yes I will be dealing with all of -that- at some point. I've been very busy with real life, work and sorting things out around here..and just really haven't had the time to put the required effort into it at the moment, but of course you know I will...just let 'em keep talking, usually the ship sinks itself...which clearly is happening here... And on a personal note, I'd like to thank Rachel, April, Amanda C, Ellie, Jerry, Pumpkin Jen, Rainbow Jen, IIP, Sproet, Kindy, Ninja, Michelle, the other Amanda, Melly, Jager, Angel, Marcie, Dani, Trixy, Ranger, Toni, JA, Katie and whoever else has been just amazing of late each in their own way. I know my convos haven't exactly been the most complete or in depth due mostly to reasons above. I just want those above and everyone else to know that it is appreciated and not taken for granted.. Until the next episode....whi

If I Didn't Covet My Own Head Of Hair...
...I'd pull out every fucking strand right now. Yeah, do unto others blah blah blah, but don't EXPECT something to be okay just because you might be okay with it if shoes were on the other feet. I work really hard and, although what I have to show for it may not seem like a lot to some people, I've come a long way in the last few years after completely starting my life over. It's not acceptable for something of mine that might even seem minor in another's eyes to be taken for granted, whether it's things I've provided for myself or the friendship I offer to others. It's hard for me to open up my life to people because when I do, the privilege to be in it is too often abused. If you're in my life, I care a whole fucking lot about you and just want the same respect I show you, you know? Calm. Blue. Oceans. Please.

Weird Christian Solicitation
I get a little weary of these religeous people who come knockin door to door. Today, however is especially unnerving. These two guys, who look inbred btw, hand me a piece of paper about 3x4" in size and tell me they are gonna hold a childrens bible club, under the tree @ the corner house.. It reads: 5-Day club is great fun! Biblke stories Memory Verses Fun Games Prizes Parents you are welcome to visit the 5 day club. Taught by trained personel who emply colorful visuals to impress Biblical truths. They will sing, memorize Bible verses, play exciting games all in one hour program. All personel have been professionally screened. And thats it..no church name, no name of any pastor, priest or clergy man.. Nothing... the werent dressed nicely, had jeans, tshirts, one had boots and the other had chucks on. I expect for jehovas to come knockin with shit like this, and them mormons come on bikes with white shirts and ties on..these guys looked funny, like half between normal, and t

Today's Stuff..
Hey kids, happy hump day! Just so you're all aware there will be fun stuff soon per usual, hell I even have a Happy Hour next week! Anyways, here's today's band for Battle of the Bands, good tunes!...so check em out and vote... Icelus@ fubar So be sure to check them out and vote to get your max points! Easiest pts on Fu by far...so yeah, weird week...but hey it's to be expected...haha peace.

Featured Fake Of The Weekend..
Here's this weekend's entertainment from the Faker Front..ready? This profile... http://www.fubar.com/6289592 Has pics that he's claiming to be, but they are actually of Ben McAvinew as shown below: But somewhere in these pics there is like one of the real person in there, clearly not Ben McAvinew however. And of course, no salute. While we were here we noticed this family too, all non saluted: http://www.fubar.com/5798897 http://www.fubar.com/6323876 http://www.fubar.com/6376432 Word has it they have been deleted before and well, they probably will be again. Remember kids, if something is too good to be true and can't produce the goods to back up their bullshit, real or not, then it's probably just that - bullshit. Have a good weekend and peace.........

Helpful Hint For Men # 01
Do you want to know what a woman appreciates? Compliments. Compliment a girl, Just tell her "I don't want to bother you, just pay you a compliment.. I think you're beautiful." But after you catch her attention.. Dont bring up how great her tits look in a top. Come on guys think with your LARGER BRAIN. && Don't tell me you think the brain on the lower half of your body is bigger than your actual brain. That's even worse.

Heart Broken
I just heard that a life long friend of mine was shot to death in the line of duty. I am numb. The fucker who did it has been a thorn in my side all my life as well. I am close with several police men and women, and each one of them has texted me to make sure I knew, and that I didn't find out on the news :( I am so incredibly sad. He was shot in the face ... and then the shooter killed himself. That fucking cowardly piece of shit. I may not be here much for a few days, got to make sure his wife and family are ok... Love you all... I think I may be less whiney about my life for awhile

6 Months From Now
For those of you that know what is going on in my life, my initial appointment is on the 21st. So hopefully 6 months from there it will happen!!! If you don't know and wanna know, ask me privately please :)

/ded
immmabanger: hey sugga lips u have nice lips on head but I would rather eat out the lips between ur legs 5:31pm immmabanger: ??? 5:31pm Suga Lips: You can fuck off now. 5:33pm immmabanger: or i can wack off to u now 5:33pm Suga Lips: No 5:34pm immmabanger: y not? thats just a compliment to u for being so cute and sexy! 5:34pm Suga Lips: Because you're creepy. 5:36pm immmabanger: ok ya sorry thats was pretty creepy but im seriously just tryin to talk to someone on here and that was way people have been talkin to me so i just thought i would try it on u! so sorry :'( 5:36pm Suga Lips: There is no way someone talked like that to you. 5:37pm immmabanger: PLAYQUEEN MISS AU - and shes like really slutty and a weird ass mofo 5:37pm Suga Lips: So talk to her. 5:38pm immmabanger: y would i talk to a fuckin weirdo like that! she scares me 5:39pm Suga Lips: Well now you know how

Jutty Outty
Not entirely sure how to make this not sound wrong so... I kinda find myself touching myself a lot lately at night (yeah yeah yeah, like I said) What I mean is though, other areas. Like my hips, I can actually feel the bones now. And my collar bones, I find myself kind of hooking my fingers in to them. I can't really seem to help it. I kinda have a feeling why I'm subconsciously doing it, but it still feels really strange when I realise I'm doing it.

Badassmotherfucker Yo!
Just a big FAT Thank You to my hOarface friends that helped me get right where I belong! and to everyone that helped along the way! You guys rock & make a day a day ! Have a most wonderful day and as always peace baby

Fake Of The Day, 3/15/2012
Hey kids what shakin? First off I'd like to thank everyone that helped make me red this week, it's pretty cool to do it every now and then ... Now on to today's fake: This photo and all of "her" other ones.... Can be located at this site below. Along with a few others: http://www.naughty.com/navigate_tgps/?site=121&id=803484&n=/free-porn-sex-photo-gallery/Teens-Sex-Photos Someone tell these people to stop blinging it...really..rofl peace.

Me
I love you, you love me, were a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me 2 you, wont you say you love me 2. Just figured everyone needed a song stuck in their head for the day. You are VERY welcome!!! Things: I'm kinda enjoying finding pics for the pic of the day folder. I don't care if nobody cares about them....well....maybe I do a tad. One problem with the evolution seems to be that if it is a NSFW pic, people don't notice it was posted. Have you ever noticed that if you wand your curser over the yellow highlighted notice above the bar tab that you have messages...you see messages sent to a perfect stranger from a perfect stranger? I kinda do it just to see the surprises from time to time. It is funny when you can see some "interesting" conversation. Make sure you wish Kunty Kit a very Happy Birthday!

Life After Iraq
Coming from a Military Veteran this is a first and something unheard of in the brotherhood of Arms, I always hear people say or use the excuse that their past is bad and no one knows what they have to deal with on a day to day basis. That is why I am posting this blog, yes every situation is different but nothing is so bad that you can’t overcome it, it’s all a mind set. Personally I spent 6 Months in Iraq in 03 right after the initial bomb dropped, I was in the first wave of American troops (Marines) in Iraq/Baghdad. I live daily with memories of innocent woman/children killed or blown up by their own peoples weapons/chemical warfare and watching my brothers that I lived/trained/fought with killed or blown up right before my eyes. A so called Leader that murders his own people for the mere enjoyment. I have seen children, specifically a 2 yr old Iraqi civilian girl with both legs blown off from Iraqi RPG's, with a 4 month old daughter waiting back stateside, and decent I

One Outta Two Aint Bad
I went to see The Dirty Heads opening show to their summer tour today... (check em if you love good summer time jammin tunes,,, they rock it baby) It was totally free... and with all those tents that give away stuff as well.... I was supposed to move along Furthur at a venue not so far from where the Heads were jammin... but.................... There was a Meet & Greet with the Dirty Heads at a bowling alley only 2 blocks away, following their show, so.... i packed my cooler & all my freebies into the van and walked to meet the band and have em sign my Cd's & such.... picture of em in comments since i no good at this blog stuffs after what seemed an eternity... I finally met the band, chatted, got things signed & journeyed on back to the van to keep on trucking Furthur.... only my van was gone WTF...... sooooo.... Furthur will have to wait Furthur but Ima so in a happy high state of mind I dont give a fuckity fuck fuck that I have to go back tomorrow & ge

Fake Of The Day 7/10/2012
Been awhile but this is so stupid and outrageous why not?..ready.... This user : http://www.fubar.com/7791085 With these pictures including tons uploaded today even... ..and of course no salute. Can be found at: http://www.southernbrooke.com ..and of course, credit hungry. Why here's its' status: The only thing this dude or fat walrus looking to con credits is in need of is a salute. ..and the mindless keep spending. Amazing. Peace.

Pet Peeves
I've been putting them in my status here for a few days now. I don't really know what started it, but I decided to just put them all out in the open. Of course it didn't hurt that a few people said I should blog them, lol. So here goes. 1. When people eat like pigs. They get in such a hurry that they don't even chew their food, they just inhale it. Seriously people, no one is going to take your food away from you. Take your time and enjoy it. And while you're at it...keep your fucking mouth closed when you eat. I do NOT need to see it. 2. People who smack/pop/crack their chewing gum. Just because you have it, doesn't mean I have to hear it. Why do people do that anyway? Do they really think it makes them look/sound cool? Ugh, it's annoying. 3. People who, when drinking something hot or eating hot soup, have to suck it from the spoon or right off the top of the cup. Just let the fucking stuff cool down a little bit. Damn. You sound like you're a child. 4. People who lie over the lam

The "most Liked" Queens....
Some people set standards that are pretty high and things that aren't true Achivements well, are.. I've had the pleasure of knowing today's blog topic for some time now and can tell you that she's one of the most unique, genuine and sweet people that I know in these here parts. If you were here yesterday you saw her happy hour binge and all of that, but unlike some people that just soak up points and are cold popular-in-color-name-only, she actually has a personality. So without further delay, let's give a congrats to the new "Like" Queen: Allure and Insanity@ fubar 30,931 will be a hard act to follow. Only three people have ever even broken the 25k barrier, Allure above. Dior aka Krissy: dioR@ fubar and FB Like Me aka Christina (who held the record until yesterday): FB LIKE ME PLEASE@ fubar Each are unique people and have done it in different ways. But just a reminder that sometimes the most meaningful "Achivements" ar

People Annoy Me
A customer spent a considerable amount of time ranting to me about Target coming to our town. She carried on and on about how we were making America rich and how ridiculous it was to accept these American companies into Canada we should keep the money in Canada and Canada was being damaged. She poo pooed me when I said well it will fuel our local economy giving jobs to the people and they have to carry a large percentage of Canadian made products. this is what happened after her rant about giving money to America ME: *handing her a price list* just wanted to let you know we dramatically lowered our cheese prices Her: OHHHH no ... I go across the border to get my cheese milk and gas its way cheaper she is lucky I did not punch her out really

Dear Idiots That Say "i Don't Care About Fubar"
"I Don't Care About Fubar." I've always loved people that say this phrase. It brings me high amusement when I see it in a blog or status or hear it in shoutbox. I'm a believer as you know, normal people should be, in actions speak louder than words. But before I go off on this, and I'm really not inclined to due to lack of motivation, here's some signs a person is full of shit when they write, status , or say "they don't care about Fubar.." 1. The always seem to be running something or talking about it. 2. They blog about things that happen with people from here, then at the end say "don't care." 3. The make a bazillion phone calls to people from here and on them say "I don't care." 4. They watch the daily ranks. 5. They try and level. 6. They actually throw a public fit when someone cuts them from their family due to "famp" reasons. 7. They hang out in lounges incessantly, for no real reason or gain. 8. They give a shit about who's blinging who or faving what

S' Gonna Be One Of Those Weeks
sometimes I just have to share my pain Customer.... do you ah sell da a gouda cheese Me....yes I do Customer ....where ah da iz it Me.....over here in the cheese cooler Maam Customer ... ah how da mooch iz it Me ... depends on the kind Maam Customer.... gohkay whoot about dis a piece Me... 29.15 Maam Customer ... oh dat very much a price but I a have da bad gas and I a had been told da gouda cheese helps with da gas and it a smells bettter Me.... *cries*

Gifts!!
hey just noticed how much money i have in here that i havent used...so heres the deal to see how many of u just come to my page for the pics or acually care what ithink if u read this and comment on it ur guarenteed a gift the spicyer the comment the better the gift * wink wink *

You Were Never There
Where were you when I needed you? You weren't there to watch me play. Who was there? You left with out a clue. There was no Family at the end of the day. There was noone there to talk to. I gave you unconditional love, you left with a distoted view, that the world revovlved around you. When you didn't get your own way. You curse and swore, You beat and hot. you drank yours and my life away. You left me with such turmoil amd shit. How was I to know? I was just a kid. You were supposed to be there, You never were, So up till now I only hid. I used the bottle, much as you did. I'm Learning now, it wasn't me. thought you knew how. I won't let you beat me. I lived my life like you. I ran when it got too hard. I want my life to Begin anew. Now I'll play the fuckin card. you thought it was a game. Pretending to be a Dad. I hate to bear your name. It's so sad. You never were there, You never did care. Now it's to late. You use money for bait. M

Walking,part Ii©
I love the outdoors,everything about it. I feel the same way about Louisiana. Just the wanton animalistic passion that the woods can bring out of a person. I love controling "special" situations with my lover and playtoy. She has captured special places in me that few others have not even glimpsed. I hear her voice and its like music to my ears. The notes just play across and down my spine,reaching into me like no one else. When we are together, she and I are up for anything. Much like this current "walk" in the National forest. I lay against her,our sweat mixing with the rain,as we try to regain our breath. The wonderful thing about passion is that it can last 5 minutes or 5 hours,time has no meaning. I lifetime can happen in mere moments. I help her straighten herself. Gathering clothes,putting things back on, regaining composure. Or so she thinks. I love being a spontainious lover. She knows that I am an anytime,anywhere lover. My backpack holds a suprise or two for her. As she f

Understand The Price Of Freedom
Understand the price of freedom. The white purity of her countenance may only be preserved by sacrifices of noble souls. The valiant know it is better to lose all they have to keep the balance of justice level, than to live a life of petty privilege devoid of true freedom. True freedom is where an individual's thoughts and actions are in alignment with that which is true, correct, and of honor - no matter the personal price. The right to justice is something that no one can bestow, nor take away, for it is in one's heart. It is better to suffer and endure any condition to preserve this dignity. Be willing to give all, even to your own physical demise in order to protect truth from injustice. Be eager to pay any price, so long as it is your own stand for that which you are committed to by truth and honor; this is the price freedom. For freedom is not a gift nor does it simply exist for us to have, but rather it is a sacred duty, and its blessed yield of hope is born from none other

Round 1
Her sexual fire, her dazzling passion, was unlike anything he'd ever known. He slowly slid his hands downward to cup the soft weight of her breasts. Her nipples were hard against his palms and she gave a long moan of pleasure as he rolled them between his fingers. Nuzzling her neck, he explored the softness of the skin at the side of her throat, then found her ear with his tongue. At the same time, sliding one hand downward to explore the wet, hot passage at the core of her body. she cried out as he pushed a single finger deep inside her. Her gasp of pleasure nearly broke his control. He wanted to take it slow and easy, to pleasure her before seeking his own, but the sensation of her buttocks rubbing against his arousal was almost more than he could bear. He entered her again, with two fingers this time, and began a slow rhythmic stroking. He knew she was ready for him, as once again, her juices flowed down his fingers. He slowly turned her toward him without relinquishing hi

The Truth Is Known
AIGHT YALL INSTEAD OF GOING WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT ONLINE WE ARE TRULY A HUGE FAMILY RIGHT SO WHOEVER AGREES WITH ME ON THIS WE NEED TO BECOME 1 AND THE ONE TRULY AND ONLY WAY TO DO THIS IS ADD THE NAME FAMILY AFTER YOUR NAME AS IN JUGGALO FAMILY BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT WE ALL JUGGALO'S NO MATTER IF YOUR FEMALE OR MALE SO ADD IT FOGET THE HOMIE PART ERASE HOMIE AND ADD FAMILY BECAUSE WE ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BIGGEST FAMILY IN THE WORLD IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT TELL ME FEEL FREE TO

This Really Freaked Me Out!
HERE IS A MESSAGE I RECEIVED TODAY - IT REALLY FREAKS ME OUT...BELOW THAT IS THE COMMENT THE SAME GUY LEFT ON MY PAGE! Heather, I don't normally do this, but I already briefly left you a message. By now you probably think I'm some sick freak!! I am a , lets just say I can see things with certian people, that I still don't understand yet. I see things during the day that make no sense, like a fever dream. Then when I start to fall asleep, I see it all, like a movie! I wake up and can still view what I saw, like instant replay. This just started this year, actually last year, but I had no idea what the hell was going on then.....Why the hell I'm telling you this? Your profile jumped straight out at me like an electric shock. Something is going on/ or is about to make major changes in your life very soon!.....This is new to me too! But, from my recent De"juavues, Spelled wrong I'm sure, they are on time!!...feel free to contact me anytime..mark-weeks@hotmail.com. Again, Look at my

How To Create A Morph
This blog is on how to create your own morph. You will need at a minim a morphing program like FantaMorph. I also like to have a photo editing program to edit the pix prior to trying to morph it. I like to use Adobe Photoshop CS2 to do my editing. These are not free software, you can get some copies or trial versions but be careful if you try to get a unlicensed copy of them you may be viruses and such. Okay, Step 1 is to get your 2 pix that you want to use. I prefer to use the largest pix you can as to get a better quality in the end of the project. I use the pix of the person that I am morphing. (example of person pix) Once I have them I will basically cut them out of the pix and remove all the background. I then apply a new background with a solid color. I prefer to use black due to CT is all black and it seems to match the pages better and the morph runs smoother. Once you apply the new background you will need to go around the edge of the person to blur it

Road Trip©
Those of you that are familiar with Texas have experienced the beauty of the Hill Country. For those of you not lucky enough to have ever seen the beauty that Texas has to offer,it's the reason we call it "God's Country". Imagine if you can, picturesque oak trees, the type you see in movies or in pictures, someome 200+ yrs old. The Hill Country of Texas is at its prettiest during the springtime. We have a tradition here of covering all of our higway medians and road shoulders with native wildflowers. Imagine whole roads covered in the purplish blue of bluebonnets,the reds of the indian paint brushes,and the bright yellows of the black-eyed susans. The back roads of the Hill country twist and wind through the hills, parks and rest stops everywhere. Little towns here before there was a Texas, full of friendly people and history. Vast expanses of hunting,farming,and ranch land. In fact, lots of places to go and visit. The most fun I ever had was with a couple of friends riding Harleys. Wi

Poem For Poet
DON'T LET HER GO WHEN YOU FIND YOUR LOVE OF LIFE, HOLD HER IN YOUR HEART. MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS JUST HOW YOU FEEL, RIGHT FROM THE VERY START! DON'T EVER LET HER WANDER, DON'T EVER LET HER STRAY, AND IF IT'S REALLY LOVE YOU FEEL, SHOW HER EVERY DAY! I WRITE THESE WORDS STRAIGHT FROM MY HEART, AFTER MINE WAS BROKE N TWO. SO GUYS I TELL YOU AS A FRIEND, MAKE SURE YOUR LOVE IS TRUE! MY HEART'S NOT BROKE, FOR I HAVE REPAIRED. THANK YOU ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS, I'M HAPPY THIS I SHARED.

How Have I Lived Without You ...
Without you, how have I lived, How have I lived without you.. I spent the nights with your memories, The moonlight talks to me about you, My nights are lonely without you, My days are unlike days, A lonely body, a lonely soul, my eyes remain wet, Just come before me now, For there is no life without you. My eyes lay unto the road you left by, In the hope of finding you somewhere by mistake, I cannot forget the talks with you, Every moment, there are tears in my eyes, Why should I continue breathing, why should I live, Since life is becoming unpleasant, You became unfaithful, do give me the reason why. How have I lived without you .

Va Tech School Massacre Updates Made As They Come In
BLACKSBURG, Va. - A gunman opened fire in a dorm and classroom at Virginia Tech on Monday, killing 21 people in the deadliest campus shooting in U.S. history. The gunman was killed, but it was unclear if he was shot by police or took his own life. "Today the university was struck with a tragedy that we consider of monumental proportions," said Virginia Tech president Charles Steger. "The university is shocked and indeed horrified." The university reported shootings at opposite sides of the 2,600-acre campus, beginning at about 7:15 a.m. at West Ambler Johnston, a co-ed residence hall that houses 895 people, and continuing about two hours later at Norris Hall, an engineering building. Some but not all the dead were students. One student was killed in a dorm and the others were killed in the classroom, Virginia Tech Police Chief W.R. Flinchum. The name of the gunman was not released. It was not known if he was a student. Up until Monday, the deadliest campus shooting in U.S. histor

Really Really Big News!!!
So, Jeff (Echis) and I got engaged last Friday!!! And I don't mean ct engaged or any of that nonsense, I mean engaged in real life, like in a cpl yrs (maybe less, maybe more... I have sooo much to think about/do!!!) some of you may be watching us walk down the aisle!!! How friggin fantastic is that??? I just wanted to share my news with my friends/surrogate family and tell you all how happy/ecstatic/thrilled I am, and how blessed and grateful I feel to have found Echis and to have him in my life and to be spending the rest of my life with him!!! I love you all!!! Muah!!!

Ultimate Level Challenge
I have the Ultimate level Challenge for you all. I need 150,000 points to level. Anyone that I see needing help i help level and try and bring others with me. So heres my challenge to all my friends.I want to level by Sunday at 9:00 p.m. at the end of my blast Contest.So will you stop by and show some love.If you rate all my pictures or all my stash or both please comment on this blog. This way i can return the love if i havent already rated all your stuff. Also I you are a bomber I have 20 people in my Blast contest come show them some love .Thank you and much love to you all.

Fake Profile/stolen Pictures!!
ELLO FU CREW AND WELCOME TO THE SUNDAY NIGHT BUSTOUT FEATURING: Krazy with a K ~Dancer for the Buttery Nipple~@ fubar "Nicole" Albay NY Age: 18 All THE PICTURES IN THE "Krazy with a K ~Dancer for the Buttery Nipple~ PROFILE HAVE BEEN STOLEN FROM: http://www.myspace.com/cherrie_chessie Chelsey Age: 17 CHELSEY GETS FAKED SO MUCH THAT SHE JOIED FAKERSBUSTED.COM FakersBusted Member: chessielynn Real Profiles: myspace-cherrie_chessie THIS PICTURE: LOCATED HERE: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=952852&albumid=424004&i=397295497 CAN BE SEEN ON FakersBusted Reference # 0906 "ADDITIONAL PHOTOS" FIRST PICTURE POSTED HERE WITH CONSENT.... CHELSEYS FAKERSBUSTED.COM SALUTES: EMAIL CONTACTING CHELSEY ABOUT HER FAKER HERE IN FUBAR(read from the bottom up): THANK YOU FOR VISITING THE SUNDAY NIGHT BUSTOUT! BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Ninja Penguin™@ fubar

Scary 9/11 Facts
1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. 5) The two twin towers make an "11" This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1= 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9+ 1 + 1 = 11. Sheer coincidence. .?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 3) The Madrid bombing took place

Afghanastan I E D
I don't post blogs or stashes often but this i need my friends to know...My unit has not lost a man in combat since 1968 in Vietnam... That was 39 years of safe returns home. On Sunday morning August 12 2007, Sgt C. Kitawsky was in a convoy and was hit by a roadside bomb. Sgt Kitawski was killed instantly and the Two others in the vehicle were wounded seriously. I will be one of the 6 Poll bearers at his resting place and I am DEEPLY honored, not only for that but to have known him and served with him. I ask my friends to pray for his family and ask God to look after them all. Remember this, if you know someone in the military and it matters not what branch, tell them how you feel about themand how much you appriciate them, because when they get there you may never have a chance to speak with them again... Cold hard fact, it is real folks and all the troops from all countries involved in this are keeping us all safe everyday and they are there to ensure that it never comes on our so

Patience....
hit (Play) on the player to start the song..*sigh*..so anyways, as summer of 2007 comes to a close in the coming weeks, it's time to reflect on the events that have transpired not only on here, but in our real non-fubar lives as well. This time of year for a vast majority of people represents a time of "change" and sort of a "back to reality" feeling because "summer fun time" is over and some sense of "reality" kicks in be it school, work, getting ready for the holiday season or whatever your case may be. Personally well, there are other issues... ..but I don't need or want to address them here, I guess at some point in the past I would've done so without hesitation, but considering the state of things and watching friends, family members and people close to you change right before your very eyes, it's best to just leave details and names for a later, more appropriate time. It just sucks that it's come to that but it is what it is right?... ..as far as the "Snoogums Boogums" aka Be

And You Thought I Was Just Being Funny!!!!!!! Lol!
Okay so yesterday we had a long blog entry about racists......and I said... "if I were a betting woman..I'd say that you have probably been in my shout telling me how much you've fantasized about having a black woman because you've never had one before....LOL" Now...if you thought I made that shit up...*ROLLIN*...here's my PROOF that people really do that shit......I went from goddess to what in like 2.2 seconds?....LMMFAOOOOOO!!!! A real winner he is....... ctgentleman@ fubar **NOTE - DON'T GIVE THIS MAN POINTS.....DIRTY WEEDS, DICTIONARIES AND CLUES ARE ALWAYS FUN TOO! CLICK HERE TO READ YESTERDAY'S BLOG.....IT'S BEEN AN INTERESTING WEEK ALREADY........

Caption It | Vol.1 | 006
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is! (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY!!! THEY ARE MISSING OUT.

Erotic Story: Please Don't Read If You're Judgmental
Many of you know that for fun I like to write erotic stories. Well, I finally finished a GOOD one:) I wrote this for a very good fubar friend of mine who's been nice enough to continue chatting with me almost from the first day I was a member here back in the good ole Cherry Tap days:p Thanks Dubbs! You're great:) So give it a read, but if you're going to look down on me or think that what I write is "lewd and disgusting" turn your ass right around and get off my blog! This is for people to enjoy:) So.....enjoy! Hehehehe. Oh and it's pretty long so be prepared to be here awhile. And I'll take suggestions for a good title too:) Thanks! I glance at my eye makeup in the rear view mirror for the eighth time since I’ve pulled into the hotel parking lot. It’s too much, I think to myself as I dab at the corners of my eyelids and then reach into my purse for my lip gloss. I’m fifteen minutes early for our meeting, but I couldn't sit at home and fuss over my outfit any long

Daily Ponderings Ii
Apparently, I filled up my space quota on my daily pondering blog....So, here is number II. __________________________________________ Speaking of kissing your kids. You women got the good end of the deal when it comes to that. Once a boy or girl reaches a certain age, it\'s almost taboo for a man to give them a kiss. It\'s a right of passage I guess. Women get to kiss there kids no matter how old they are. I guess that\'s why when I see my mom the two or three times a year that I get to see her, the first thing I do is hug her and kiss her on the cheek. Ian just called me and said that they are holding a \"PS2 Guitar Hero\" contest in Missouri on the 22nd. The reason he called? Because Neil can play the hell out of Guitar Hero. As you may or may not know, Neil is not my most outgoing son. Ian said tonight \"Dad, if we get him into this, he\'ll surely win, and no telling where he can go from there\". Excuse me but I have something in my eye....I love how these brothers support

Sugar Transplant
I now have only one address, one set of keys. I think that means I'm officially moved in. I love love love this new place. Three loves = True love. If I start putting love in all caps, it may mean that you need to stop over and tear my googly eyes away from the skylights because I will, at some point, have to go to work. This place is perfect. See? Perfect. I wake in the morning to stare out of two sets of skylights, I retire in the evening with a cup of tea, seeing the lights reflect off the lake. I would say this place is heaven, except for the fact that I (and a bunch of young professionals) live here. Perhaps this is proof that St. Peter can be bribed with expensive drugs. My only real complaint about this place is acoustics. What at first glance appeared to be walls separating my apartment from the ones next to it has actually turned out to be papier-mâché, or, in the case of the bedrooms, just a sheet draped between our closets. I woke two mornings

20,000 Comments Needed Please Drop Me Some Love
PeggySue is hosting a contest where each contestant needs 20,000 comments to win either a 1 month VIP or a 7 day Blast. There is no time limit on the contest. Any and all love will be appreciated

Caption It | Vol.1 | 012
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.

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My Friend Got Shot :(
i just found out a friend of mine, and his girlfriend got shot going home from the tx/ou game the other day :( here is the news report :( please pray for him and his girlfriend. they have a 3 yr old child. http://video.nbc5i.com/player/?id=164470

Can't Do It Anymore...at Least For Now!!!
I give myself a lot of credit for enduring a lot of what has happened in the past few months. Life and circumstances have smacked me in the face and I have stood stedfast through it all. Today, reality threw me a new curve, but it is one I accept without any guilt or sadness. As some of you may know, I had enrolled myself back in school to get my Masters degree. After enrolling, I had learned I once again had cancer. Now I had to go to classes and have to endure treatments. If it seems like a lot, then you're right - it is a lot, and it is not easy. Constantly feeling sick while trying to concentrate on what the professors were saying was a chore. Getting to class itself was not easy either. Going anywhere from 2-9 hours a day from class to class while experiencing fatigue is the absolute worst. As of today, I have decided to seek a medical withdrawl from school and focus moreso on treatments. I have started the process to withdraw from school with the intent of possibly

End To A "perfect" Week!
Hi everyone! Just wanted to let you know that my week ended just perfectly today. On my way on from school, a guy pulled out of a shopping center parking lot, hit me in the front left quarter panel of my Dakota, sending me into a Town & Country van. With all the rain we have had in PA, there was nothing I could do to avoid anything! Sooooooooooooo, if I am a little stranger than usual, please understand. Fortunately everyone, with the exception of being a little stiff, is ok....except for the woman in the van who seems to have a possible broken collarbone. Thanks for your understanding!

How Good Are You??
Sex Quiz........ SEX QUIZ how good are you?? . --Above75 means your shit in bed. --Above 50 means you are not so good and quite boring in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed,but nothing special --Below 25 means you are damn good in bed! --below 15 means your amazing in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" START AT 50.... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated

Ghost Hunt
11/25/2007 Leibermann house.... Went sunday night and found a few orbs.... Creepy feeling in and outside of the house.... stayed for about 2 hours and 30 min.... 12/07/07,Meeting with the group(East Coast S.C.A.R.E. Society).... 12/15/2007,I will be going on another ghost hunt with the group (East Coast S.C.A.R.E. Society).... 12/15/07,Ghost hunt was in poughkeepsie,ny tonight. School bus yard was old dairy place. The group caught some orbs and high readings on the EMF meter,plus some EVP's. The group will go over them to decide what is what! 1/11/08..Group has a meeting.... New members meet and greet and retrain on stuff for everybody.... maybe on 1/19/08 we go to philmont ,ny for a case.... women sez,she has seen a little girl in the house at times.... 1/19/08..philmont has been moved ... 2 weeks from now. the school bus yard has another building.... guess we got the OK for it. so tonight,off to the old dairy yard(school bus yard)..... 1/20/08..So l

Bouncer Name
Hey folks... I hate to sound petty on this, but please do not use the word "Bouncer" in your screen name. We have had issues with users who have used it and have been mistaken for a site bouncer. To avoid any confusion, we kindly ask you to please not use the word "Bouncer" in your screen name. If you have any questions, please feel free to email me. From time to time a bouncer may send you an email requesting that you change it. Please do not sweat them. They are only doing their job. Thanks

Survery Project Please Fill Out!!
i have a project as a final for one of my college class, we're doing a presentation on the concept of a perfect body, my portion is to get a demographic on peoples personal preferences to conteract the idea of an ideal body; i.e. everyones tastes are different. Honesty Please and feel free to decline to answer any uncomfortable questions. Perference on a Female Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Breast Size (a/b,c/d,dd+): Genital Hair (none, trimmed, natural): Butt Size (small, apple bottom/juicy, badonkadonk): Perference on a Male Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Body Hair (none, little to fair amount,

Whe Fubar Eats Your Birthday Cake......lol
OMG usually I’m writing about some kinda drama and mayhem….today is no different but it’s just a different KIND of drama and mayhem….LOL Yesterday, I felt like shit. Truth be told, I had to feel better to die…..but we had scheduled a birthday party for Ashwee and I was going to make sure that happened till death…………….or fubar crash….(remember I said that k?) So, Diddy gets busy on the decorations and the coding we need for the cams and all kinds of fun stuff, Sexxymomma works on the bulletin and I work on a set list for the 1st two hours of the party while DJ Lilly works on hers so she can take over when I’m done…..so far, busy, yes but nothing we can’t handle. It’s PARTY time…whoooot!! Bulletins are flying…..room is loading up….ummm music is buffering……BUFFERING??!! Ryot Gyrl goes on cam……Nea goes on cam….Ashwee goes…umm Ash?? ASH??!! FFS her cam is sticking in stickam……and we can’t get her on, so Diddy pulls her code (as she instructed me to do….lol) then comes in the l

Remembering My Son[written Dec.20,2007]
As i lay in my bed and i dozed off i woke to a chill i felt like someone was with me.And the first thought that came to my mind was my son as i smiled when i thought of him my smile quickly ended when i realized this month makes 8 years since his death.I cant help from feeling so week right now and so fuckin sad as tears fill in my eyes i cant fuckin help it i wanna be strong but it like i cant move or breathe.So much as changed since his death they been so many ups and downs in my life from goin to bein happy watching my son smile and i couldnt wait to hear his first words when he could say daddy for the first time btu he never got that chance o why god did he have to go so early i knwo they was a reason but yet after all this time i still dont know why.my life crumbled around me in dec of 1999 when he past away.My god i am not that same person i was then a part of me died with him.but i had to write these things just to get them off my chest.over the years since his death its been r

Drama Drama Drama.. When Will It End?
SOO.... I HAVE BEEN GETTING SO MUCH SHIT LATELY THAT ITS JUST RETARTED! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PPL CANT MIND THEIR OWN BUISNESS. I KNOW THIS IS GONNA CAUSE ALOT OF SHIT AND THAT ITS GONNA BE VERY LONG.. BUT I FIGURED I WOULD JUST CLEAR EVERYTHING UP ALL OF THE DRAMA THAT INVOLVES ME FROM THE BEGINNING UNTILL NOW. STARTING WITH WHEN ME AND FAT SONNY HAD OUR FALL OUT. WELL.. FAT SONNY AND I USED TO BE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. HE WAS GREAT TO ME AND I DIDNT HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS. THEN ONE DAY HE CAME TO ME AND SAID THAT HE HAD TAKEN ME OUT OF HIS FAMILY BECAUSE SOMEONE SENT HIM AN ANONOMOUS GIFT CLAIMING THAT IF HE DIDNT STOP TALKING TO ME THAT THEY WOULD RUIN ME AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE THOUGHT OF ME AS A DAUGHTER AND HE WOULD NEVER WANT ME HURT SO HE WAS JUST GONNA CUT TIES... COME TO FIND OUT LATER ON THAT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE I HAD ADDED ANGELBABY TO MY FAMILY AND HE DIDNT LIKE HER. NEXT WOULD BE ME AND RJ. WHEN I FIRST STARTED LIKING RJ, I WENT TO SAM AKA ANGELBABY AND I SAID... SAM

What A Snake!!!!!!!
*****READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP****** So, we worked our ass off to help a friend last night who won a photo bombing contest fair and square and this is what we get in return! This guy is a puke! This is his other account. Cause he admittingly has a few. I will find his main account and post a link. He VIPS often so you would think he has some clue how FUBAR should go, right? NO! ->PebblesinA...: you are a loser and I will blog this right now and mumm it and make sure everyone knows what you have done bomberDJHY...: RIGHT HERE IT IS GOING BACK NOW ADDED ALL TOP COMMENT IS WINNER BYE ->PebblesinA...: you are not keeping up your end ->PebblesinA...: she won it ->PebblesinA...: the contest was most comments ->PebblesinA...: true people don't put on fake contests and get mad when they didn't get all the adds, fans or crushes they wanted ->PebblesinA...: look, you are a weasel . thats what it comes down to. you are a liar and a fake and wouldn't know what the heck a

Cleaning House
Its come to that time where I must be deleting friends...I have too many and can't keep up. Most of the friends I have are people I never have contact with. If you're one of them, no offense, but I'm probably deleting you. I've met some really swell people on here but forgot them because there is just too much traffic. Congrats if you're still on my list come Monday. It means I share an interest with you, I think you're funny or you have nice buns or something :P Toodles..... TQ

Re-adding Friends
i have to re add friends someone got into my account and deleted all my friends 100 of my fans and 40 of my pics so i must re add alot of people sorry about this it is a hassle for me and sorry for the inconveinence..have a great day

The Reason Im Sad...
Im sad because of Stevie, his fubar name at the moment is "No One". I feel that I have to post this blog as a warning and also a cry for help. A lot of you probably have already had brief encounters with him as he hates me talking to any guys.. Let me get this straight, im single. He doesn't own me. But he likes to think he does. He controls a lot.. He is nasty to me, talks to me worse than anyone else ever has. He is (VERY) aggressive to me and swears and shouts at me if I don't pay him every bit of my attention. I guess you're thinking, why don't I just block him and have done with it? He threatens me. He says he will kill himself and he blames me for that, I don't want that.. I don't want to be a cause of that. But then he has said that he will haunt me. It's scary and I feel trapped. I don't care if he gets angry with me and turns into my ex.. for posting this, he needs to be exposed now because he thinks the way he treats me is acceptable but I disagree. Thanks to everyone who has

Pub Rules
for those of you that don't know me very well or feel you have a right to harrass me, here are some basic rules i go by when here.. if you can't respect them then i really don't give a damn. it's my page not yours so gtfo if you don't like it. 1. if you are in my family then you have earnt a place there. adding me to yours or bitching at me about why you are not in my family will not change my mind and put you there. not to say that i don't have friends that are not in my family.. but it is limited in space and for once in this lifetime, i can choose my family! lol jk.. well sorta :P 2. i do not do cam or cyber sex.. no ifs or buts.. if you ask me about it i will delete you 3. i love the mumms and will enjoy the flirting, chatting, laughing, bashing and mocking but that is it. don't come to my shoutbox and try for a bit of one on one action or to continue whatever was said in the mumm. my shoutbox is different territory altogether! 4. i often stay online but do not stay at

My Angel
IN LOVING MEMORY OF SESHA ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ WE ARE ALL HERE ON FUBAR FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. FOR POINTS, FOR FRIENDS, FOR LOUNGES, OR FOR DRAMA. BUT ONE THING THAT TOUCHES US ALL IS WHEN ONE OF US LOSES OR WE KNOW SOMEONE THAT LOSES THEIR LIFE OR A FAMILY MEMBERS LIFE. IT TOUCHES US ALL NO MATTER WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR. DJ DARK SKILLZ LOST HIS DAUGHTER IN A CAR WRECK TODAY. PLEASE PRAY FOR HIM AND HIS FAMILY AS THEY GO THRU THIS TOUGH TIME. HERES HIS LINK IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO BY AND SHOW HIM THAT HE IS BEING THOUGHT OF IN HIS TIME OF NEED. DJ Dark Skillz of Taboo X~Demon Crew member~FU-Owned by Sunshune@ fubar Dark We Love You And Will Always Be Here Please All light a candle for his girl and him as well as the family...Huggss Dark IN MEMORY OF SESHA JULY 21 1991 - MARCH 2 2008

I Am Pure Poison
Well started early this morning..my husband of 10 yrs. whom I am divorcing shortly started in with me..and how could I "open my fucking mouth to his mother about me leaving him" and "what the fuck is he suppose to tell her"? Well my response was calm and said tell her the truth, tell her whatever you like...tell her what fucking cunt I am and all the horrible things I did..bla bla bla.. So after dinner tonight, our son left the table and he started in again, "how could you tell the fucking neighbor, why couldn't you keep your fucking mouth shut?" I said why? Is is a secret I am going back to California, a big fucking secret that we are getting divorced? Then he went on to say I am PURE POISON, I robbed him of everything, and how he gave me everything I wanted..that I got it all, houses, kids, new trucks..bla bla bla He is delusional, completely! Won't acknowledge that for 10 yrs of our relationship I paid all the bills, and made the investments and basically built our little

Finish The Sentence
1. I love... Religion and Death 2. Right now I want... Antacids and Liquor, after i get me ol leprechaun 3. I feel like... Having my shillelagh polished 4. I hate it when... Midgets Turn down my offer of light saber lesons. 5. I fear... being alone 6. I'm lonely without... The intranetz.... 7. I need... Shock, in one form or another 8. Today I... Wanna kill people, like every day. Dahmer style 9. Tomorrow I'm... One Day Closer 10. I just... fapped 11. I want to meet... People who do not perpetrate faggotry 12. I'm hungry for...Black Forest Cake 13. I love it when... I Find Midgets On Personal Sites 14. I'm afraid of...I hate Bees, and Booty Bandits 15. I'm listening to... Nothing (yet) 16. I'm wearing... My Nutsack 17. I wish I was in... A Leprechaun 18. I'm craving... Cock and Balls 19. I want to get... Polished 20. I can... My wrist, and anus 21. I can't... draw, or play an instrument 22. I have... 42 stds. Which one y

Family Crisis
Wanted to let all my friends know that right before my HH started tonight my son took his little dog for a walk, a pit bull jumped a fence and attached them, my son ran but the pit bull ripped the little dog from my son, out of his collar and off the leash. My son is ok and was not hurt physically at all, emotionally he is wrecked. His little dog, we found him, he is alive and going to be ok, we took him to an animal hospital. he has bite marks and is banged up really bad, nothing broke, the puppy will be ok, both the kid and the dog were very lucky. some people may get mad at me for this but all pit bulls are dangerous and should be taken care of. this scared me to death, i could have lost my child tonight because someone "didnt think their pit was a bad dog", yea the guy is in big trouble the dog is gonna be put down. everyone just pray for my son's emotional state. i will return all luv given during my hh please be patient may take me a few days to get it done.

Richie Rich
In his friend request, he sent this long-ass paragraph asking for Myspace comments and detailing an accident where he was going more than 100 miles an hour on a motorcycle and then blamed someone else for pulling out in front of him. You know the drill, start at the bottom. Not nearly as entertaining as it could have been... *sigh* Richie Rich: ok ->Richie Rich: Did you not see where I said that I don't care? Richie Rich: I sent you them Richie Rich: they look good do you want to see picture? ->Richie Rich: I don't care about cars Richie Rich: you don`t want to be my friend I am nice and I love old cars got a 57 Bel-Air too and dad got a 31 Coupe ->Richie Rich: I don't block people. That's lame. Richie Rich: you can just block or something ->Richie Rich: Sweetie is a pet name used by people who are comfortable with each other. I *might* let a friend get away with it, but that was the very first time I ever talked to you. Richie Rich: that is all R

For Mom Helen
DEAR GOD EACH DAY THAT PASS'S , WE SIT AND WONDER , WHATS INSTORE FOR US ALL . EACH DAY N NIGHT THAT GOES BY YOUR THERE WATCHING , AND WE WONDER WHAT WILL THE OUT COME BE , DEAR GOD , PLEASE TAKE KAGE N ME AND MOM AND HOLD US TIGHT , WATCH OVER MOM HELEN DEAR GOD , YOU ARE THE ONE THAT HAS THE POWER TO HEAL . IF I NEVER ASKED FOR ANYTHING ITS NOW , YOU HAVE BEEN WITH ME WHEN I LOST MY SON TORREY IT WILL BE 11 YRS THIS FRIDAY , DEAR GOD TAKE THE HEAVY HEART AWAY , PLEASE COMFORT KAGE N MOM HELEN IN YOUR ARMS DEAR GOD FOR ME . CHERIE KAGES LADY

Leaving For Real!
Okay, okay, so I know it's been a few weeks. It honestly took me that long to delete files, read emails, and catch up as much as I could. But it's for real now. I'm off. Thank you so very much for all the kind emails saying goodbye. For those of you who said, "where did all your nsfw go" all I can say is get a clue and learn how to read. =) Hahaha, not that any of those people will bother to read this anyway. Honestly, I've been quite touched by the farewell emails and I will cherish them for quite a while. Take care of yourselves and best of luck to you all! Jennifer

Gym Rambling
After taking a week off from the gym for Spring Break and another week off because of the stomach flu... trying to pick up right where you left off on the bike and weights will leave you barely able to move in the morning. I've gone from 149 back up to about 158 or so but thats ok, 2 weeks off was bound to catch up sooner or later. The new plan is to to not drop pounds but points off the body fat percentage. Yesterday I checked myself at the gym office and their little hand-held thing said I was 13.1% so the new goal is to hit single digits. I haven't been that low since high school but I want to see if I can do it in a healthy way. 5 weeks to go but this week will suck, 2 midterms and a paper... then another midterm a week from today. Time to go big or go home.

Enjoying The Marathon..
Life is like a marathon. We run and run, not knowing where (or how far) the finish line lies. We focus so intensely on prolonging the race but sometimes--despite our best efforts--the race is cut short. Too often we don't relish the path of and enjoy the details instead of just pounding the pavement of life. What personal boundaries can you expand to help you enjoy your life? Today meditate on the simple joys: a warm bath, reading a book to a sleepy toddler, or spending quality time with your family and friends. All of life contains bumps in the road such as losing your job or an unforeseen illness. But it is up to us to determine the quality of our lives. Remember, we don't always determine the distance, but we can determine the path. Angelic Boss aka Dr. Feel..;)

Mummage, But I Blogged It.
I'm apparently determined to tattoo my entire body. As soon as Ian finishes (IF he does) the swallow, I want to take a break and start on my legs. My ideas were: -One of Tyson McAdoo's zombie pinups on my upper/outer left thigh. Most likely just her head and top part of her chest, with the background being, maybe a rod. Maybe the rod I have a photo of....I need suggestions for the background on this. -On my right upper/outer calf, a star, sort of a bigger version of the one on the back of my neck, with the interior a leopard print. I was also thinking this could frame a rose, with the space between outlines leopard print. You tell me. -For the Jolly Roger: I want it done Dia de los Muertos style. But I was thinking instead, of regular crossbones, I would have roses done. The background would be a traditional mexican pattern, maybe a lace. Any suggestions are helpful, as well as for placement. Thank you.

The Surgery
Ok, so here it is... For all you who know what is going on(and those of you that may not) it has come down to this...my doctor has decided and i have agreed, that with all the problems i have been having these last few months, that a hysterectomy is the last and only step/option left... Figured out and got the date and time and it's all official now...(didn't get the date i wanted-but oh well) Monday May 12th is the date, at a god awful 7:30am surgical time, at Fountain Valley Hospital. I am told i will be in hospital for 1 week, so i will not be online for a while...during that week at least and maybe 2... To all my friends who have been here with me and for me thru this, i cant thank you enough!! Your love and support have kept me grounded and with out "too" much fear..LOL Big Huggles and Sweet Kisses i send out to you all!!! I know it is still 2 weeks away, but i will tell you all now that i will definately miss talking with you while i'm gone.. Oh, and i hope som

Plz Help Me Here With Just A Rate Plz
OUR CONTEST IS IN ITS FINALL HOURS AND WE NEED RATES BAD IF YOUR NOT BUSY COULD YOU PLEASE JUST RATE OR TRY AND RERATE THESE PIC FOR US THAT WOULD BE GREAT TY SO MUCH FOR ALL THAT HAS HELP SO MUCH AND RETURNED AND SHOW LOVE OVER AND OVER XOXOXOXOX

Spreading The Aids Virus On Purpose.
...this is sick beyond words. Be careful who you sleep with and associate with in the world. Things aren't always what they seem...check out the video... ..Originally found and posted by: Nympho wolf♥Kaydee aka Lil Princesses Husband♥R/L Spous I Love her so much♥@ fubar ...it's a sick world out there.

Weds 05-21-08 (leapin' Lizards)
Wednesday, May 21, 2008 Sending YOU a mid-week Welcome! I hope this finds you with a good first half of the week thus far! Mines 'slivering' right along . . . (you knew I had to do a reptile reference) Or If you didnt - it wont that many of my blogs to figure out my style. Speaking of the blog - I always include a video to scroll to: Today's is more to watch than listen ... I had to do something lizard-like for music - well, somewhat knowledgeable on different genre of music - a lizard based or themed song didn't pop into my head at all? *nodda* So I'm all about computer generated art, and I

Fagillies Is At It Again
I will take the time to apologize to whoever knows us from another lounge and is getting harassed by the biggest pathethic assfag on fubar. This douchebag eats,sleeps,breaths S.E.R. I thought Canada had free healthcare its time for this fool to go get his head examined.(read bottom to top its someones sb ) ->ACHILLES™....: thanks you too man ACHILLES™....: you have yourself a super day now K ACHILLES™....: oh and that I now have most of they're IP now 2 thanks to their fake accounts ->ACHILLES™....: lol alright, am not even a member there but i am a member of your lounge. i can relay the message though ACHILLES™....: BIG ACHILLES™....: tell them sonething VER Y GIG is about to happen to them ALL lmfao....mmm k ->ACHILLES™....: something i can help you with? ->ACHILLES™....: yes i know who the Rev Kevin is but dont know him well ACHILLES™....: lol ACHILLES™....: yes....I know ->ACHILLES™....: actually no i don't, my lounge owner (took name out ) know them well ACHILLES™..

Someone Says I'm Stalking Them?
I'm at a loss. I received a friends request the other day from someone who had been on my friends list for quite a while, crazy1_79. I hadn't known they left? I accepted. Sent my normal comments as I would for any of my friends online. Today after signing on...I find this in my shout box: crazy1_79: LEAVE ME ALONE THIS IS KNIGHT AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU PLZ PLZ BZCK OFF crazy1_79: ya stalker crazy1_79: stop leaving profile comments and move on im married noe so back off I also find a photo comment telling me to leave him alone under another profile, who's also been on my friends list for a while. I haven't a clue who the hell he is, yet he seems to think I'm after him? I have blocked both profiles, obviously as requested. If anyone has an explanation as to why this person suddenly felt I was stalking them? I would gladly welcome some comments. This has me very upset. Apparently I'm the brunt of some sick joke by someone. The Drama is not ap

Umm.. Wow... Ha...
HIM: i think ur beautiful and would love to chat more do you got yahoo? ME: what a way to read profiles... welcome to the block list HIM: huh? lol its not that big of a deal....but umm ok, blockin me cuz i asked you had yahoo? thats a lil over eccentric....or ur prolly in a verbally if not physically abusive relationship:P ME: actually.. it says ON my profile... why would i want to talk to someone that doesn't read profiles? i mean seriously? and actually i am quite happily married.. hence the do not ask for my yahoo information clause on my profile. LIKE it says.. try reading profiles HIM: obviously you aint if you lookin for people on here....so dont stunt on me girl:D but its all good you bit of a pistol...thats a good thing if you so happily married? y you on a bar site meant for hook ups.....i smell some fire in the homefront if you catch my drift....guess it aint so happily but we dont know ya so its all good, to assume makes n ass of u n me but to gue

The Er Today
First off, thank you to all of the love shown to me either in the shoutbox (I'm sure I missed some of them) and by way of messages. My son has been having some pain in his lower back for the past 5 days or so. It got to the point where he couldn't bend down to touch his toes (he'll be 14 in July 4). So, I took him to the ER and he was diagnosed with a sacral strain...nothing neurological or very serious, but the pain is real. So, he has to take advil and do specific stretching exercises for the next 5 days and if it doesn't improve, go to the family Dr. for a re-evalutaion. As many of you know, he is an avid baseball player and in sports terms he is "day to day". So again, thank you so much for the genuine concern shown by so many of you.

My New Owner!
Please meet my new owner. She is the greatest thing that has come into my life since my son and husband! She has been so good to me since the day I met her! She is also my fu-lover and she loves me up hardcore! She is the sweetest person! You need to go show her the love! She always gives love right back and out of the kindness of her heart she gives love to people who never show her love back! This chick will bendover backwards for you in a heart beat and give you the shirt off her back if she could! I love this girl so much I don't know what I would do without her and neither will you! We are two peas in a pod and will always be! ~☮HippyChick☮~{Owned By~J+A+B=ME~}@ fubar

Stupid Online Poker Donkeys!
..so im in this freeroll online poker tourney right. i already won the first round, now im in the second round and my goal is to finish in the top 9 so i can advance to the finals. im cruising along whoopin butt taking names all that goodness, then with 11 people left, it happens! ........i got pocket aces and flopped a full house. so i bet, dood raises, i re raise all in ...he calls me w/ a k,3 suited! so what happens? ......he rivers quad 3's on me.....im like ......what the hell! this dood thought he was so good too! that was untill he lost all his chips in like 5 hands. someone should of told him that playing crapy cards don't work all the time thats all i got now!

Danger
I have never believed in guardian angels, but recently was wondering on how I have came out unscathed out of all the shit I have been in growing up. My stupidity when I was younger caused situations in which something serious could have easily happened to me. -When I was 13, my friend and I discovered a huge empty house in a village and had a mild party in there. We had no idea it belonged to a local mafia boss, and there were cameras installed throughout. His people made several attempts to hunt us down, incl trying to run us over with a Kamaz (a Russian truck), chasing us through the woods, and stalking us. -When I was 14, I hitched a ride (in a village outside of Moscow) with a guy who didn't have door handles inside his car on a passenger side. -When I was 13, I was cornered by a man in the elevator that proceeded to ask if I had hair down there. A swift kick to the balls cured his curiosity very fast (I kicked him in the face while he was crouching down) and escaped b

Big Bang
This was the huge propane explosion that happened this morning. 15 minutes from my house. It was still burning at 6pm tonight. One firefighter lost his life. A is the fire. B is my apartment. I felt the explosion, but didn't see any of the smoke. They don't call Toronto the big smoke for nothing.

Miserable People.
It seems certain people in the MuMMs are getting meaner and nastier. Even the people who used to be known for the most helpful advice are being mostly sarcastic and hateful anymore. My feelings are if their lives are that miserable and pathetic, THEY should do something about it instead of taking it out on others. It's pitiful some people live with that much anger.

Moet's Happy Hour Tonight!
My lovely friend Moet is having a Happy Hour tonight at 6:00 pm Fubar time!! Please make sure you watch for it and go give her LOTS of love!!! She is an amazing woman!!! I would really appreciate it! Moet Owned by §êx¥§åvïð®@ fubar

Today I Am ....
"Today I am made up of Yesterdays and Tommorrows Tommorrow, Today will be just another yesterday Today I will create a Yesterday that's positive And slowly undo the Yesterdays that are negative" Just a lil thought that came to me. Am I too full of hope and crap ??? Sometimes I think I am. But I do know that the person we are today is a blueprint of all that we have lived and been. And I do believe that if we try to improve our own life day by day we can release the negative. And rather than dwell on it we can learn from it. So many people dwell on what they have been through instead of using it to create the person they are today. More positive for themselves.

It Was Just One Of Those Freaking Days, Ya Know... Lol
Okay, so here's what happened... My friends wedding was supposed to be yesterday, and I called her cell, and come to find out it's been disconnected. No way of contacting her to find out what was going on with the wedding and such... so I went to where the wedding was supposed to be, Nothing... no one... so I went to the bar... Met this really weird, whacked out chick and went wandering around drinking vodka and looking for someplace to hang out... she freaks out when a cop drives by and starts yelling and screaming at me about how much she hates the cops... mind you, she's got all these black and blue marks all over her... and I can't stop thinking to myself that if the cops pull us over, they're gonna think I caused the bruises, so I'm ready to bail... I go to catch the bus, and the damn bus is hella late... waited for like an hour for the damned bus... finally shows up, and the driver is a prick... I was out of cigarettes and drunk as hell and just wanted to get home and have a

Hehe
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080819/ap_on_sp_ol/oly_ath_track_and_field read this heading: "Americans Richards, Jones blow leads at Olympics" Am I the only sick one that read "Americans Richards, Jones blow loads at Olympics" ?

Life...
Ok one more..LOL i know im such a copy cat!! Maybe i should retake that "attention whore" quiz again eh?? no really tho...i like this one...actually really wanna know what others results are. You See the World Through Blue Colored Glasses You live your life with tranquility. You have faith that things will work themselves out with time. You judge all your interactions through the lens of hope. You try to get all the facts before forming your opinion. You face challenges with wisdom. You know that all bad things pass, and you have the confidence to see problems through. You see love as the utmost expression of trust. Your relationships tend to be peaceful and stable. At your worst, you can be cool, melancholy, and detached. You sometimes have to step back from emotionally charged situations. You are at your happiest when you are able to reflect and relax. What Color Glasses Do You See the World Through?

I Just Had To. *from Van*
1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box 3. Pick from pictures on the first page only What is your name? Sherry What is your relationship status? What is your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Who is your celebrity crush? What are you listening to? What is your favorite tv show? What kind of phone do you have? What is something you do a lot? Whats your favorite character? Whats your favorite dessert? Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink? Whats your favorite alcoholic drink?

Yo
I'm in an auction starting monday so save your pennies! So this is what I'm offering up... All pics rated weekly for 1 month(11's if I'm VIP) Profile rate/comment daily. I'll make sure you're drunk everyday. Owned by in my name. 1 SFW salute, or NSFW for Happy Hour Pimpout in blog/bulletin More to be added as bids increase!

Omg!!!
->dalejr999: ok honey...but my camera wont hold these boobs in one frame dalejr999: ok hope so liknips@aol.com dalejr999: can u take apic holdign anote saying hi dave dalejr999: mmof course whenareu showing them ->dalejr999: Want me to titty fuck you big boy?? dalejr999: how are u ->dalejr999: hey big boy dalejr999: hi there hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More to come

Seriously???
I really need to bitch about this homeless thing I have been dealing with around my store again!! Although things are way better due to myself and other merchants refusing to allow this crap to go on around us anymore, we still daily run into stuff that is insane and disgusting. Opening this morning what do we get to find laying right in our store front area nothing other than a used tampax product!! GAG!! Seriously what scenario had to take place for that to come out and have been left on a public sidewalk?... I so want to lock up and go home GROSS To add to it the paper reports today that the Sally Ann office if giving away $80.00 dollar plastic carts to these dear people so they do not have to try steal shopping carts anymore WTF?? Am I the only one who thinks this is nuts? Perhaps they can spend another $5.00 bucks to their little gift and attach little garbage cans to them. End of rant Sorry to gross you all out .. but I hate suffering alone

What Kind Of Cookie Are You?
You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie Traditional and conservative, most people find you comforting. You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying! What Kind of Cookie Are You?

New Crew Leaders And Recruiter!!!...please Read!!!
In the last week we have lost 2 crew leaders and our recruiter. Because of this I had to find some members to move up to these positions. So here are your newest crew leaders... Z-Man shadow bomber (zman) fu owned by WINDY AN ZORACK@ fubar Zorack ZØRÁÇK SHADOW BOMBER FU OWNER OF Z MAN meber of Rating Revolution@ fubar And the new recruiter is..... DJ Lucifer DJ Lucifer/ Member of Rating Revolution@ fubar Also we have added an enforcer!!! The enforcer is the one that will deal with any drama. Anybody that causes any problems will have to deal with the enforcer!! The enforcer also does the tagmaking for the members!! Wizard ~Wizard3461~Co-Owner of Club United~Member of an Tag Maker for The Rating Revolution~@ fubar Please be easy on the new recruiter and the new crew leaders!! They are just in the learning stages of their job. So if they make a mistake dont be rude to them please!!! They are trying there best. If you have any questions about a

Anyone Know Anything About Computers And The Internet?
I'm having one of the weirdest issues ever. When I am at home on my apartment complexes ethernet connection my Yahoo Messenger constantly disconnects me. Sometimes it will look to me as if I'm signed on, but I'm not. I can send people messages and no one gets them, and vice versa. I have a Mac and I use iChat to connect to AIM. Well I cannot get on AIM through iChat at all. It always says it can't find the AIM server, or something like that. Well I finally called the ISP last night and talked to this dude that had no idea what I was talking about. He recommended that I uninstall Yahoo and reinstall the non-beta version. I did, same problems persist. I reinstalled the beta version and same problems still. So I decided to test my own theory. I came to the public library and got on their wireless. I've now been chatting on AIM and Yahoo for more than 20 minutes with no issues whatsoever. So, I'm right and ISP guy is wrong. It is their problem and they need to solve it. He told me he

Silenceofthelambssceerydude
Wow.. Like an idiot I had Tom go check out this "lady" who is really nice to me all the time...Tells me how beautiful and perfect I am and stuff..... rates me and sends "her" " stiletto girls" to rate me and w.e. She also s.b. me constantly. and was just super super nice..... So I asked him to go rate her and he looked through "her" pics and she had some freaky slave pics and supe scary pics of Itsself..... and oh so very Silence of The Lambs:( I thought she was a lonely ugly woman:( Now I think "she" wanted to eat me... not in the good way. Freaked me out cuz... here I am alone with 2 girls and apparently extremely naieve and will talk to anyone:(. Anyway I am FRIENDS only now :) Thats all I have folks...

Sick To Death Of Bullshit
WHY CANT A PERSON HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE ON HERE BEFORE THEY GO OFF ACTTING LIKE A FREAKING DOG IN HEAT...WHETHER YOU SO CALLED MEN ON ARE REAL OR FAKE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW JUST BECAUSE WE WOMEN HAVE A PRETTY FACE DOESN'Y GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO COME ON TO US WE GOT NEWS FOR YOU WE DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK ON CAM NOR DO WE WANT TO SEE ANYTHING ELSE YOU MIGHT HAVE SO BACK THE FUCK OFF AND GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKTARDS.

Want A Free Hh, Blast, Vip, Bling Pack, Etc....
Did you ever consider maybe entering a giveaway or contest? Maybe an auction? Or if that is too much of a hassle for you then maybe you could buy it yourself. Seriously people...begging for someone else to buy you something for nothing in your status message is beyond pathetic. At any given time you can find a giveaway or contest offering whatever it is you are wanting. Asking for help leveling is one thing. That's what most of us are doing on here is trying to level. But begging for money is another. Earn it if you want it. Did this offend you? Oh well...just my opinion. This Honest Opinion Brought To You By: ღFU-QUEEN AMANDAღ{Shadow Leveler} ~{Yeahmons Angels}~Proudly FuOwned By Kat1114@ fubar

New Home For Freedom?
Just got an email that a Rottie I have fostered for over a year may have finally found his forever home. wow...over a year. We have all become rather attached to each other (except when he hogs the bed). With a heavy heart I am crossing my fingers for him. The rescue I work with and Freedom's bio can be seen below: http://www.ncrottierescue.net/html/adopt_me.html#F

Oct 17th Dads Surgery
hello everyone, as most of you know my birthday is october 17th, well i am upset about this birthday, no.. not because of the age i am becoming but because it is the same day my dad goes in for surgery to remove his kidney with the large tumor in it..i am afraid for him and ask for you all to please send positive vibes and thoughts, wishes, and your prayers please... most of you know his past medical and this surgery will be hard with his lungs being very bad and the one having a tumor in it..so please keep us in your thoughts and prayers on this day..thank you all for your support and thoughts and prayers for me and mine through all of this..many thanks, much love , and many hugsssssssssssssss....your friend....rose

Furghhh
So hubbs cooked some Indian chicken last night after work (he knows I HATE Indian food, but tries to get me used to it since he says he doesnt put curry into it, which pisses me off), and the aftermath was only visible when I just decided to clean the kitchen. The sink is filled with disgusting chicken particles and onions, clogging the friggin drain and creating a nasty stench. Its fuckin gross, and I am so repusled by those chicken specs everywhere. I am the type of person that never nags, since I hate that being done to me, plus he works and studies really hard so he deserves some slack). I can deal with him peeing all over the toilet and around, since its easy to clean up. And having endless beer bottle collections ALL around the house. And throwing dirty laundry all over the floor. (I am guilty of some of those things myself)And keeping endless pizza boxes/fast food containers/etc strewn all over the kitchen. But the chicken filth??! He is so gettin it when he gets home

Ice Cream (stolen From Sherry)
I know these things are cheesy and all, but this thing describes to perfectly. It's actually kinda freaky. There isn't a word in that description that doesn't fit me. You Are Strawberry Ice Cream A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core. You often find yourself on the outside looking in. Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works. You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Wow Wow Wow Wow
I totally can NOT even begin to say thank you enough to everyone that helped me Oracle last night with my auto on... Once again, I was the dingle dork that forgot to do a screenshot prior to starting it but I do know I was at roughly 3.339 mill to go to level. You guys blew it out of the water in the biggest way, I was leveled by 9pm fu time! I cant even begin to name the names of people that were on my page, because it was THAT HECTIC!!! I love all you guys and thank you again!! Tawnya *CSCWEM*

Should I Run?!?
For many years, I used to sit in on city council meetings of my beloved hometown of Akron, Ohio... After these meetings, I got to know a few local business owners. They would joke "Jai, YOU should run for a council seat..." I'd laugh it off, like everything else... But, I watched as the most over-taxed state of the Union tighten it's grip... Small businesses were already leaving Ohio due to the taxes, but now.... ...the state was pulling video poker machines... ...banning smoking from ALL buildings... ... Makes me sick, too much government. Now, as I stand before you, tongue in cheek, should I announce my candidacy for the 2012 presidential bid?!? Of course, it's all in good humor, but given enough support... ...I'm gonna run with this =P WHAT SAY YOU?!? JAI 2012?!?

Next Coupla Days
Tomorow; Have been following up on a job offer I tried to accept a few months ago. Unfortunately it was too long ago to go ahead on my previous application so have to make a new one. Luckily that is happening tomorow along with an interview if I'm lucky. After that if I finish early enough, I'm gonna meet up with a couple of mates and go watch the new bond movie :D Saturday; Well nothing 'till about 7, after 2 months of waiting, the Alter Bridge Concert is finally 'round the corner :D Can't freakin' wait.

I Hate Fu-bishes!
So, let me first start out by saying this statement: "Friends are people that you help when they are in need." Is this a true statement? I've been inclined to believe this. I have friends, people that I consider true friends, that I would do anything in my power for, and I know they would do the same for me. Those are the people that I can confide in when I need it. Those are the people who I know I can trust with personal information and my secrets. Those are also the people who I have the most respect for. Out of these people who I consider friends, 99% of the time, and whoever knows me know this, all that I usually ask for in return is respect. Is that too much to ask? Occasionally I do ask for help, but only if I really need it. On the occasion that I do ask for help (and usually it's very small, especially on Fubar), I more or less do expect it. Is that wrong of me? I don't think it is. Ok, so I rambled on a bit, but let me give a bit of background information on this s

Made For You...enjoy ;)
Happy Fall to all my Fu Friends,Snuggle up and keep warm ;) Winter is on its way~! {{Luv & Hugs}} ~~~~~Micki-Blue-Eyes DSC/FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr ð£ †hê £rïêñÐ§hïþ Çïr¢lê'@ fubar

Time To Put On Your Big Girl Panties.
There's something I need to get off my chest. Recently it has been insinuated that I creep/lurk other peoples pages and check out their friends. K...First of all this is a social website. A fucking online bar for fuck's sake. Second of all, I will do whatever my fancy ass pleases, and I will do it well. I'm grown and think others might need to do a little growing up themselves. Third and most important,(This is where I get all caps lock!) DID IT EVER OCCOUR TO YOU LADIES THAT YOUR FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND/FU-LOVER/OR IDGAF/, CAME TO MY PAGE AFTER SEENG MY FACE AND WITTY COMMENTS ON SOMEONE ELSE'S PAGE? HMMMM??? News flash......I get sought after more than not. That doesn't mean that the person is trying to get with me. It probably means that I have peaked their curiosity in some way. Your insecurity isn't my problem. If someone is CLEARLY taken, I am respectful of that. I would probably be a good friend to you as well, but caddyness prevails. Whatevs. I shall continue to ac

Things That Make Me Smile
Poi Slayer Lunch when I'm already in a good mood Poi My sexy new tv My sexy new dvd player with the sleep timer and karaoke ability!!!! Poi My sperm™ The smell of napalm in the morning A good bottle of wine Vodka of course! Poi Getting annoying text messages early in the morning telling me to wake up The thought of the Broncos beating the Steelers on the way to the superbowl in January! the thought of the Broncos SLAUGHTERING the Raiders on Sunday! the way I feel when I talk to my Poi on the phone Buttmonkey and Goon Slayer Poi Ok, I think that's it for now.

It's Official
The second biopsy site was confirmed to be DCIS as well. I will definitely have to have a full mastectomy. The surgical oncologist is referring me to a plastic surgeon to do the reconstruction. Good news is so far it still looks to be noninvasive, so no chemo hopefully. It was expected, and I feel better having it confirmed... but I'm still mourning my boob :( It's a pretty boob, it doesn't deserve this :P

Bored
I'm bored. I'm not sleepy or ready for bed yet. Someone wanna entertain me, please? :) By the way, I hate my new haircut. But I guess I better get over it. I'm stuck with it for a little while. So how is everyone else?

Leaving For Good......no Bull
Ok Now is shit or bust time………… There has been a lot of shit going on around me as of late and to be honest I am fed up with it all and the stupid games that are being played………………………. So with that in mind I am very close to just walking away and leaving this site for good, that’s how bad it has got……. In the past few weeks I have been accused of buying friendships and MY choice of my friends and what they stand for on this site has also been attacked in the most vicious and disgusting way too. NOT content with that, the very same person has gone around to the one closest to me and has tried to ruin her reputation and friendship with people close to her also trying to spread poison Yes I know I am a good person, with a good heart, who is always there for those who need help and advice…..which is the first thing that most were going to say in their comment to this……. I don’t need to hear that any more….. I need more…. So I challenge each and

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy
my PTO (paid time off) request was accepted! I have the 5th-13th off of work and get paid for my days i normally work out of that time!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY granted.. its finals week so its gonna suck on THAT front.. but hell finals are over by the half point of that time.. i will have like 4 or 5 days with NOTHING to do!!

What Kind Of Soup Are You?
You Are Tomato Soup You are open minded and curious about the world. You can help but learn as much as you can about things. You are introverted, intellectual, and introspective. In other words, you have a big brain... and you use it. You are a bit of a culinary expert, and you are an excellent cook. You know how to balance delicate flavors well and can whip up a mean bowl of soup. What Kind of Soup Are You?

Club United Memebers
Are you looking for an awesome family well look no more we are one of the newest fastest growing famlies on FuBar all you have to do is read the rules be at least a level 3 have a salute and rate -fan - add all the family members leaving them a message that says Club United if they are already your friend. Leave Club United as a comment when you are done, leave the homepage a message and we will add your link remember this is a drama free family and drama will result is being removed . Club United Home Page See Blog To Join!!!@ fubar Founded May 18,2008 We Are Club United..And let me clarify that we accept all other Clubs as well...We are not competing and the Family was started so we could help others or just share our friendship...So Come aboard love to have you.... This is what you have to do its so simple and so much fun. You will get to meet and make new friends. We are NOT a bombing family. Just a bunch of fubarians wanting to make new friends Here's the

What A Tool
What a tool, and not in a good way.... I feel sorry for any woman that falls for this obvious attempt at receiving nudes from women. WTF is all I have to say...... subject: Here's the rules post date: 2008-12-16 12:53:28 views: 9 comments: 1 ratings: 0 The best NSFW salute recieved that gets the most rates/comments gets 5 request block on the next 5 shows, plus 200,000 fubux! Salutes can be sent to (blank) on YIM or (blank) on MSN, or just to that email. If you send via email make sure to send a private message here to alert me so i don't miss it. Contest ends 12/19/08. All salutes must have DJ (blank, but its a kind of dog) in them.

Fu-beggars
I'm sure I will piss some people off with this...oh well... The begging on this site is getting fuckin old! People changing their statuses to beg for VIPs and bling. What the fuck? When you go to a bar with your friends, do you ask them to buy you drinks? I would hope not! I'm so close to deleting people on my list because I'm so tired of seeing this shit. I'm not trying to single anyone out but seriously, look at yourself! It's fuckin embarrassing! You are begging for fuckin Fu-bling! Is it really that critical to your existence? Rant over... *hands out tissues to those who's feelings I hurt*

When I Volunteer.....
i volunteer with deah row offenders as some of you now know. it's a hard battle with no light at the end of the tunnel for the time being. I have a time limit on my friendships and to save people's lives while still trying to somehow live my own. i've been writing articles and attorney letters all day and thought i'd share some of my work. today someone asked me if it was hard to befriend people i knew would be dead in short time. it is. trust me. but, as i told that person, i'm only shorting myself and them by acting like they're already dead. my op-ed article: As a criminal justice student, I find myself constantly questioning American justice. What happened to the pursuit of truth? To the rights and ideals set forth by our Constitution? It seems more and more that our society, as a whole, is much more interested in the pursuit of retribution. We are out for revenge in a modern day witch hunt with no help for the poor souls who stand in our path or get caught in our nets. C

Challenge :p
Okay so I was thinking, I read a mumm where a girl was wondering if she could get 100 crushes.. so I am interested to see if that would actually work without showing my bewbs :p Ready.. Set... Getz to crushin'! :p

Fubar Fugitives
You know what ass I didn't say anything to you in the goddamn mumm. You came talking at me. So don't get your panties in a twist when people don't like the shit you do. Take your bitchness elsewhere Mkthx === 'Fubar's Booty Fugitives' wrote the following at '2009-01-05 18:55:32'.. > > fine just say no thanks and leave it as that not a damn discussion on it, thats total disrespect to every female that is a member > > === 'Ms.Heather...owned by MONICA THE GREAT but Lipstick owns my fun bags!' wrote the following at '2009-01-05 18:52:40'.. > > > > I really don't give a shit. I don't need to plaster my ass on another persons page. > > === 'Fubar's Booty Fugitives' wrote the following at '2009-01-05 18:51:06'.. > > > > > > i saw it scrolling, but one of the fugitives came to me and was telling me that once again the group was in a mumm, come on now, what r we hurting > > > You know I don't really give a rat's ass about groups and shit but it annoys the crap out of me wh

Holy Shit It's Long (no, Not A Blog About My Penis)
A - Available: No - Age: 27 - Annoyance: stupid people - Animal: I like cats B - Beer: Newcastle - Birthday: Feb 3rd - Best Friend(s): None. I have friends, all equal - Body Part on opposite sex: Smile - Best feeling in the world: holding the one I Love, knowing she is safe and happy (or at least THINKING) - Blind or Deaf: Tough call...deaf, because I need to see the smile - Best weather: Spring - Been on stage?: Multiple times - Believe in Magic: Not really - Believe in Santa: Do I look 4? - Been in Love: Once...and it destroyed me - Been bitched out?: By the best - Believe in yourself?: sometimes - Believe in life on other planets: no - Believe in miracles: Yes, I create them often - Believe in Satan: Yes - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: No C - Candy: Uhm...don't eat much if any - Color(s): Green - Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla - Chinese/Mexican: Chinexican? Love em both - Cake or pie: Cake - Continent to visit: Ireland - Cheese: Havarti - Car: Fave is Cam

My First Kiss
He was the cutest boy. omg. His smile killed me every time. His teeth always clean, his breath fresh, his eyes bright. He wasn't all prep, but he didn't wear crappy ill-fitting clothes. He looked good, plain and simple. We always hung out after school, I was in no hurry to get home and he was always working on something. We were in Drama together. We were doing The Pajama Game that year, he was Sid...I was Gladys. I once did a post-rehearsal version of "Steam Heat" that was talked about until way after my graduation (heehee) It was my sophomore year, he was a junior and we stayed after everyone else had left. We sat, we talked, joked, I would listen to anything he had to say. This one time, I was standing over by the curtains and we were both in a funny mood. He laughed a most beautiful laugh...I don't remember what I had said, but it wasn't intentional so I slunk back into the fold of the curtain. He took the edges of it and closed it around me. Then he'd o

Welfare
Some people say "do not judge" Oh, I will, since it is MY tax money that feeds a lazy ass, her crack habit, and 10 kids. If someone wants to have a nice life at the expense of others, you bet your ass I'll judge the fuck out of them, and them some. This is a country of opportunity; only laziness is a barrier. I came here with my parents when I was 15, almost 12 years ago. We were getting food stamps for a week, until my parents got jobs. My mother was a scientist, and had to learn computer programming in a half a year, since no one needed a Russian that worked with Anthrax. Now she has a nice job, and relies solely on herself. Same thing with my dad, altho he was an engineer back home also. So there is no reason for someone that was born in THIS country to be a lazy sack of shit, esp when they have a ton of kids.

I'm Becoming Weirder
Yeah, so I've recently discovered I have a weird sexual obsession with Jason from Friday the 13th movies. :/ He was always one of my favorite serial killers. I'm becoming more weird & twisted, I think.

Sugar Sandwich
I answered the door wearing a robe, jeans, and slippers. "What the fuck, Sugar?" "Oh, this?" I adjusted the belt on my robe. "Um, we were taking photos. See?" I opened the robe, exposing the ornate "T" on my chest. A laughed, we hugged, and she came in to meet J. The three of us sat around, J and I showing off our afternoon handiwork, hundreds of T-money-money photos, the sinuous T surrounded by hundred dollar bills, scotch-taped to my breasts, my tribute to T$$. Peering down into my robe, I expressed my sadness that the letter was rubbing off, fading into the fluff of the robe. A suggested I just have it tattooed. J noted that it was unfortunate the letter T has nothing to do with me. "Well, Trollop. Or Tart," I suggested. A chimed in, "she makes good points." It was unclear whether she was referring to my comment or my pert nipples, fully displayed. J took a break from cooking that evening, and we went out for an Asian feast. We returned, sated

Makes Me Giggle, Continued....
A few days ago I got on here to find this in my shout box. For the first time, I couldn't say anything...I was laughing so hard. I have figured out if it was his name, because honestly, he's not anywhere near 20 something, let alone hot or the outfit he's wearing.Then comes tonight. I'm minding my own business in my blog and looking around on other websites. I have my sound muted so I had no idea how long the shout had actually been there. But I answered. Here is the whole conversation. Yes I know I had a typo in the last thing I said to him, fuck it...I'm allowed to make mistakes. He's blocked now. Idiots I hate them all.

Robert Anton Wilson - On Reality
perception... interpretation... expression... communication... understanding... he goes into a bit on 'e-prime' which is english without forms of "is" or "to be" as proposed by the semanticist, Alfred Korzybski. Anyone interested in knowing how I try to look at things would do well to sit through the next seven minutes.

Until~for Jason Aka Craven Moorehead~
Until I never dreamed one smile could fill my world with warmth and light Until your smile made all my days so beautiful and bright. I never realized someone could change my life so much Until you shared your caring ways, your strength, your tender touch. I never thought that love could be this endless, deep and true Until the day I gave my heart and all my love to you.

I Was Thinking..
I was thinking about having an auction. I haven't seen any bulletins or blogs about anyone having one for a while now. Thing is, I don't know if I should have it FuBucks only, so everyone has a chance to own someone or have it the regular way..with people being able to offer real cash offers. Also, I was thinking about having some kind of "award" for most rates. Maybe bling the person with the most rates...something like that. I don't know. IF I do decide to do this, who would be willing to be in it?

Have You Ever...
OK, this is how it works... I'm going to post a statement. It'll start with "have you ever...?". The next person answers my question, and then posts their own. Ready? Set? Go! First one... Have you ever fallen asleep with a dick in your mouth?

Does This Fit? Yes. I Think So.
Your result for Are You a Jackie or a Marilyn? Or Someone Else? Mad Men-era Female Icon Quiz... You Are a Bette! You are a Bette -- "I must be strong" Bettes are direct, self-reliant, self-confident, and protective. How to Get Along with Me * Stand up for yourself... and me. * Be confident, strong, and direct. * Don't gossip about me or betray my trust. * Be vulnerable and share your feelings. See and acknowledge my tender, vulnerable side. * Give me space to be alone. * Acknowledge the contributions I make, but don't flatter me. * I often speak in an assertive way. Don't automatically assume it's a personal attack. * When I scream, curse, and stomp around, try to remember that's just the way I am. What I Like About Being a Bette * being independent and self-reliant * being able to take charge and meet challenges head on * being courageous, straightforward, and honest * getting all the enjoyme

My Kitty Needs Attention
This is Willy and for the past few days hes just been going nuts. Climbing the walls, my curtains, jumping on my tv and looking up in the air crying at something. Im ready to throw him off the deck. Anyone got a good suggestion on making him behave or is he just crazy.

Copycat
I believe my hubby is trying to copy me. Several years ago, I met a guy online, and we became good friends. Then I introduced him to my hubby, and...my hubby stole my friend! I barely see the guy, cause hubbs is out with him all the time, being best of buds. If that wasn't terrible enough, Doug has always hated grapefruit juice, and mocked me for drinking it, saying it tastes like rotten bitter OJ. All of a sudden, recently he has started buying grapefruit juice! I was like WTF?? He actually likes it now. I hope he doesnt aim for my dresses next X (

It's A Witchie Kinda B-day
I like to rhyme, I like my breasts funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous. Digital underground humpty danceby oublierleracismeskyblog

Jedi? Ya'rly!
(the tits i sent him were mine. I received a block. What a fag) ->red jokest...: yes, sir, i do have some nice tits. http:... red jokest...: and a bald pussy helps too red jokest...: how big are your tits , it takes big tits and a big ass to get get my semen to come out ->red jokest...: As an ambassador, i will personally fellate you, if you so wish red jokest...: huh ? wtf ? ->red jokest...: Im on an urgent mission. I was sent by the jedi council to collect a Gallon of semen, for our jizz cruisers. Would you be willing to donate your semen? RedJokester@ fubar

Bag Tagged.... Again
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm supposed to be workin... but waste alot of my day on this site... but we all knew that. 2. I have personally met a couple of Fu people, but wish to meet more. 3. I have a camel toe fetish. I like seeing a pretty pussy under tight panties...don't know why... i just do! 4. My throat has been sore for 3 weeks with a cough and I'm finally thinking I should go to the doctor. 5. I have had four threesomes and one foursome in my life. 6. I am a closet webcam slut and like to have fun with friends on cam. 7. I have to piss really bad right now! 8. I would love to try swinging or swapping, but don't think my

Bwahhahaha Ejected!
So I ventured into my first lounge today..simply to do a social experiment..fuck who am I kiddin? I went to Dj Juggycuntcake's little lounge...and after some very stimulating (eyeroll) convo..proceeded to call her out. Many of her little juggalo friends even admitted that she lacks manners and well...may not have evolved yet. Still I was ejected from the lounge..twice..and then banned...should I plead my case and beg for forgiveness? Or wear it as a badge of honor?

Communication Style
Seen as how Mel isn't around (I don't think) and I'm bored, here's one of these. You Communicate Honestly You don't mince words. You are to the point and all about the facts. However, you are charming enough to tell people the truth yet still not offend them. It's likely that you have a hilarious, no holds barred sense of humor. And you sure tell an entertaining story! You're also quite open. People can ask you anything, and you don't shy away from controversial conversation topics. What Kind of Communicator Are You?

You Know What I Hate??
I hate when I have a question, go in the support lounge, and get totally ignored. Yep. It's happened more than once and when they FINALLY see me, they ask me what my question was. I just tell them I've already asked and most of the time, they tell me to ask again. WTF? I have never asked my question when they were being flooded. But they never see me. Another thing, why is it there can be bouncers in there but they don't ever answer your question? I've always been answered by VIPs. I thought the support lounge was a place to get answers from bouncers. I mean if they are in there, shouldn't they be the one to answer? Maybe they should do their jobs, cause I know half the time when I send a bouncer a shout about something...they never answer. And yes, I make sure they are online and I even ask more than one..none of them answer. Most of the time I just have to figure it out myself or I just never find out. ::::end of rant

The Daily News (pt. 2)
im misterfeets pimp. why, when aliens visit, do hey only probe cows and trailer trash? my coffee, is excellent I have to take my kids in for shots today, they are going to hate me =[ and my tattoo artist backed out again, so now im pissed and i need to find a new one

Intestinal Blockages!
I got blocked a couple of times today and I didn't even have to do anything Life is good. Short snippets, bottom to top. (BLOCKED) TWEAK !!!!...: it was just a joke sorry ->TWEAK !!!!...: Don't let it go to your head. I don't know you. It just means I clicked yes. TWEAK !!!!...: so you secretly admire me huh? The dude below had made some random comment in my BS that made no sense... He responded today. (BLOCKED) MRRIGHTNOW: LAME? R U FUCKING SMOKING DOPE? OOPS I THINK YOU PEOPLE DO YOU FUCKING LUCKY I SHOUTED AT ALL ->MRRIGHTNOW: It was in response to some lame ass comment that you left for me. MRRIGHTNOW: U SAID EXCUSE ME .. MY REPLY IS .. DONT DO IT AGAIN ->MRRIGHTNOW: Don't do what again? MRRIGHTNOW: OK HON BUT DONT DO IT AGAIN

Sporting A Phoner
I ordered a new phone Wednesday, a Blackberry Curve. With the discount they were giving me, it seemed silly to not get it. I put in my order about 2:00 on Wednesday Afternoon, and they had the phone shipped by 1:00 Am so it got delivered yesterday. Knowing it was waiting for me, I stopped on the way home and got a holster for it. I charged it up, then I had to call support to transfer my number, but once that was done I was able to get it going with no major issues. I did have a problem getting Yahoo to work on it, kept saying my password was wrong, so I would log in on my PC with that password, worked fine, then try on the Blackberry, "invalid password." I gave up and went to bed. I tried again this morning and boom it worked fine. I was putting in my contacts again, when someone helpfully suggested to me "Just take it to the store you lazy ass" Following that advice, and also my Bluetooth wasn't working quite right, I went to the store this morning. They got all my data

New Phone... Again
I did this over the summer, cuz I had to get a new phone. Well, my phone died AGAIN. It simply wouldn't turn on, which means that I couldn't get the nudies off of it before sending it in to the factory for the refurb thing *shrug*. But, I need numbers again. Mine is 574-952-0355 Hell, I posted it on 4chan when I was bored, I can post it here. So, anyway... Text me with your number, shout me with it, whatever... I need to get all my numbers back.

Exciting Stuffz
Well, been talking to an online college. I am getting pretty excited about it. Glad it's online, seeing as how I do not drive. Talked with the counselor today. Things are looking good. If all goes well, classes start May 4th. Gotta love psychology That is all.

Last Night
So last night my friend FINALLY took me on a ride along. We sat at a precinct for a while, lookin at mugshots of local deviants, and eating donuts (yes, yes), then went on a tour of my neighborhood and work area. He showed me a park that I have never seen before, and that I drive by on my way to work every night. We heard a loud splash, and both got freaked out. Turned out to be an enormous otter splashing around like a dolphin. Then we drove around some creepy areas, and he showed me various places where different psychos live, and where several suicides and murders occurred. I work in a very upscale neighborhood, and there are alot of delusional people living there for some reason. We drove by a house of a schizophrenic guy which attempted to kill his mother by strangling her, and locked her half dead in the closet, thinkin she died. She died later on. He was bought out of a prison sentence, and still lives there. Drove by a house of a guy that chopped of his nos

Cooking Customs
Crossing the border from Guatemala into Belize, the guard asked J and I if we had any fruits or vegetables. We said no. The guard pointed to a brightly-colored Honduran grocery bag that contained mangoes. "No fruit?" J and I looked at each other, shrugged our shoulders. "Nope." "Did you buy anything in Guatemala?" We had, actually. Minutes before leaving Guatemala, we spotted a clothing store and stopped in to ask if they carried aprons - lacy, plaid, tie-around-the-waist ones, the kind worn by all the Guatemalan women in the markets. Neither of us knew how to say "apron" in Spanish, so I gestured with my hands, showing where it would fall on my knees, mimed tying a bow at my waist. The sales girl was puzzled. She gestured toward skirts hanging on a rack in front. "No, not those." Hrm. How to explain? I gestured again, miming putting something in the pocket of the apron, brushing flour off of it. Her eyes lit up, and she led us farther into the store, t

...... :-s
NEWS RELEASE Hmm....how convenient... Not like they can do anything when it doesnt detect a heartbeat but I guess the idea is good. Im grr'ing for personal reasons. DAVID ORAZIETTI, MPP ************************* Orazietti announces life-saving defibulators now operational in Sault Ste. Marie McGuinty government’s unprecedented investment helping community residents at risk of cardiac arrest SAULT STE. MARIE - Eight automated external cardiac defibrillators (AEDs) have now been installed in public facilities throughout Sault Ste. Marie, David Orazietti, MPP announced today along with the Heart and Stroke Foundation of Ontario in advance of an AED demonstration and a mass CPR training session at the John Rhodes Community Centre beginning at 7 p.m. tonight.......

Not A Story
(wtf, why is this suddenly not my most recent blog in this blog of bloggy blogness?) I am ridiculously horny. What I'd give to have a girl in my lap, head on my shoulder, whispering in her ear... What'd I'd give to let my hands roam over her, nice and slow, examining every curve, every inch of her long before I started tugging at her clothing. What I'd give to feel the way she'd squirm her hips down against me... the sound of her voice next to me, those little sighs and whimpers and whispered words... What'd I'd give to slide one hand up under her top and taunt and tease her nipples til they were hard enough that they feel almost sharp against the palm of my hand. How I'd love to bite her throat, just hard enough to leave a mark, then lap softly at it with my tongue, soothingly... How I'd love to slide my hand down into her panties and toy with her til she left my hand thoroughly creamy and wet... How I'd love to carry her off to the bedroom and lay her out on t

He's Just Not That Into You
So I went and saw He's Just Not That Into You today. I truly believe its a movie everyone of dating age should see. Women walk around in such a haze about men when in reality they just aren't as confusing as we make them out to you. The movie stated "If a guy likes you enough he will go out of his way to make it happen." So if a guy doesn't call you it, 9 times out of 10, means he's not that interested. Not the little lies we tell ourselves. "Oh maybe he was scared because I'm too independent." "He probably liked me too much." Those things are complete bullshit! And us damn women will continue to live in a complete delusion about what is actually going on, when in reality HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!

Shoulder Deep...
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Disappearance
If I happen to one day just disappear for awhile, it will be because of problems on the home front. Those of you that know me well, know that I have been staying at my mom's since I came back from Germany. The whole ordeal was suppose to be for 3 months and now its been a year and 3 months. It is causing problems for them, I am constantly hearing them fight although I stay in my room most of the time. Today she reminded me again (it's a daily thing) that my 3 months were up a long time ago. She said I need to start saving my money (what $$?) for a place to live or to find someone looking for a roommate. She said that her husband is talking a ridiculous amount of rent he wants to charge me, but didn't say the amount. They are fighting constantly, although their bedroom is below mine I hear the constant raised voices. Friday, I have an appointment for my wrist to see if I get on medical. If I do, I will get a very very little grant for the short time I am on the medical. But if I n

I Lol'd
I got this in a text message earlier & nearly pee'd my pants.... A WOMAN'S SEX PRAYER As I lay him down to fuck, I pray he rips this pussy up. But if his dick is small & week. Lord I hope this man can eat! I thought it was funny, enjoy!

Let's Try This Again. Sorry :p
The last post didn't all show up. This is a test I hate my computer! If it doesn't all show up. Well, I will be pissed. I am slacking! Haven't read too much since my niece was born. Starting to get back on track. Read two books this week. So, here I am, pressing on with my resolution. Thinking about what to read next. I have two books here. Think it's going to be Tick Tock by Dean Koontz. I love that man! Well, here is what I have been reading since my last post. -The Jinx by Jennifer Sturman -The Giver by Lois Lowry -Roses are Red by James Patterson -Violets are Blue by James Patterson That is all from me....for now

Dora, Dora, Dora The Explorer
Boots and super cool explora Dora... K...Nick Jr is the bain of my existence. So watching it the other day they were teaching kids how to stand still in case of a T-Rex attack and it got me thinking. Wouldn't it be time better spent if they taught kids how to avoid gunfire in Compton or how to steer clear of vagabonds downtown? When was the last time we faced a T-Rex attack? Its been a while...and I know we should never totally throw the idea away because who knows what can happen...but c'mon...real world skills please!

From My Bully
Anyone notice that Just (aka Tool) has passed level 28, but can't level cause he needs referrals? he's an awesome dude. Always bombing everyone and blinging their ass. Just@ fubar Help out a friend, and refer a friend......if you can just convince ONE friend to sign up using this link------and take a look around, we can all get Just that Lost Soul level he worked so hard to get. Thanks. Please re-post often. And use link below. Cheers http://www.fubar.com/join_w1.php?friend=1301644 (repost of original by '~Cubby~' on '2009-04-19 08:24:29') (repost of original by '~★~vixen260~★~Fubar4Life~★~' on '2009-04-19 08:28:48')

Self Confidence
I was just at a person's profile and I decided to look at their pictures. Not that they were really "horrible" looking, trust me..I've seen worse, but I've seen better, much better. Thing is, I'm really wishing I had the self-confidence that this chick had. She's posting those pictures and making the captions about her being sexy and cute. To me she's not. I could NEVER post a picture of me saying I'm sexy or that "me being seductive". I see women that aren't that attractive posting pictures with captions like that all the time. If I could have one thing..it would be the self-confidence to think of myself like that.

I Can't Believe You Cry Babies
You stupid ass mindless twits. MY SHIT IS MARKED NSFW. So you gonna come here and get all butthurt and report me too?! Fucking crying over YOUR lounge boss being a damn chester and you wanna blame Brat! WTF! Pull your heads outta your asses! Why hate her because she can't condone what he did? Instead you want to LIE on HER. Open your eyes. ITS LUCKY WHO IS LYING. Fuck everyone of you and your lounge. You're nothing but the fucking low-lifes of Fubar.

A Flair For The Inappropriate Affect ...
My company had two mind numbing hours of mandatory corporate sexual harassment training today. When talking about the laws surrounding economic harassment, the presenter asked,"Does anybody know what Quid Pro Quo means? Ted (that's me) raises his hand and uncontrollably blurts out - "Tit for tat??"** queue the giggles, snickers, and disbelieving stares from around the room **I think I'm permanently on the Corporate HR "watch list".

Murder
What would be the best way to off a 4 year old? I just opened a fresh bottle of Smart Water....my ridiculous addiction...whilst I was peeing she took a swig off the new bottle after eating pringles. So now there are all kinds of floaties in my water...Grr. It was my last bottle...

I Dont Care If...
if this is an old one one haha So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,A good find for many retirees,I lasted less than a day......About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, Unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

My Cousin....and The Kit-kat Bar
Family cookout and i needed a laugh...family always provides talking to my aunt and she informs me that my now 18yr old cousin, whom i used to babysit so we are very close, ran into some trouble on his senior class trip his class went to six flags and apparently he had no money and was starving, so he stole a kit-kat bar...and the LoLs begin...many places now have cameras so he is caught and suspended from school for 7day...yes 7 for stealing a kit-kat bar, mind you his friend smash a beer bottle over someones head and got suspended for 12...compare the 2 LOLOLOL the cherry on top is he is also banned from six flags nation wide for 5yrs lmfao@this being over a piece of candy...a fucking kit-kat bar he is also going to college next year to major in criminal justice...rofl luckly they handle it privately and don't involve the authorities now i just fucking love my aunt she says to him...a kit-kat bar?!?!?! was it really worth it and of course he says yeah it was good...she goes on t

Matchmakers Are Perhaps Only Good For Starting Fires.
I’m supposed to go on a date with someone I met through a professional matchmaking service. As with most dating services, it’s free for women. And as with most free things, you get what you pay for.Michelle, the matchmaker, called to tell me about my match a few weeks ago. She gushed, describing him as a really great guy, and said she thought we would have a lot in common. “He bought a plane, because he really likes to travel.”I like to travel. But owning a plane? Is that really necessary?It turns out he also owns a chain of gas stations, so fuel economy is the least of his concerns. And, as it turns out, the bulk of his concern rests with finding a good television station. While we talked on the phone, getting to know one another, he flipped channels, telling mewhat was on television. I explained to him that this was the first time in years that I actually have a television. And that I have turned it on precisely once. To see if it worked. It does. I even vow

Worst News Ever
My grandma died this morning. I am a mess. Talking to my dad right now and they are looking at the funeral for Tuesday in Hamilton, MT. In Corvallis besides my grandfather that died when I was little. I cant deal with this. Update:: From what I am understanding is I will be riding over with my sisters monday afternoon and they will have the funeral Tuesday with coming back Wednesday. My dad is postponing it for a few days since my daughter graduates Saturday night. I am a huge mess, I am not dealing with this well at all.

Caught~nsfw Story~
I lie there and think of your hands running all over my body, lightly brushing my nipples and tugging my nipple rings. Before I realize it my own hands are following the path I imagine your hands to be going. I run my hands down over my belly and stroke the outside of my pussy, just petting it and just for kicks I give it a little slap. Mmmmmmm. I do that again, it feels good. I slip one finger inside only the lips and slide it up to my clit. I rub back and forth on the top part of the ring making the bottom part of the ring rub my clit up under the hood. I feel myself start to drip and I slide my finger down and get it wet. I bring it up to my mouth and taste the sweet juice. I take my other hand from my tits and open my pussy wide and dunk my fingers deep inside. Ahhhhhhh. I use my thumb to rub my clit as I push my fingers deep into my pussy. I feel the warmth of orgasm start to build in my belly and spread out over my body and I can’t help but moan. As I do the peak hits and

You Show Me Love
You guys never fail to make me giddy with the love you show. Being spotlight was cool and all that shit. Thanks for all your kind words, profile comments, messages and blings and all that shit. From teh bottom of my heart, I embrace each and everyone of you freaky old bastards, you.

Shock And Awe
Since I've put this photo up as my default, this has to be the most page views and admirers I've ever had in a short period of time. I think I may have actually taken a good photo of myself somehow. Didn't think that was possible (no matter what you lot are gonna say :p)

Mmmmmmm! Fantasies!
I am in my apartment, standing on the balcony overlooking the city streets down below. Hundreds of people crowd the street. Suddenly a man in the crowd catches my eye. I can't seem to take my eyes off of him. I am standing there in a long white sundress with spaghetti straps........see through and bare skinned underneath. Suddenly this man turns and looks at me.....making direct eye contact. We can both feel the passion burning inside, the longing to touch each other. I stand there, watching him push his way through the crowd, making his way to the entrance of my building. I stay on my balcony, knowing he will find me. Suddenly there is a knock on my door, I stand still, knowing he will come in. He sneaks up behind me..I can feel him. The heat from his skin radiating all around me. He then kisses me softly on the nape of my neck..sending chills down my spine. He then puts his arms around me, reaching for the french doors, closing them to the world around us. He then cups

Do You Ever
look in the mirror and wish there was someone else looking at you? Or think of what it would be like not to be trapped inside your head? Or wallow in your own misery so much, you forget how to be happy? Or wonder what it would feel like if everything ended on a spot?

I Think You Can...
Calling all friends.....ok ya'll so i have a really great friend whom i just got to join and i think it'd be really awesome if ya'll would scope her out, say hi whatever. Ive already de-virginized her in the mumms and she loved it, so lets rape her the mummer way :)... Since i have no idea how to get the damn link to her page in this blog ima just put it in a comment below... p/s...I still want tongue salutes :) Thanks 4 Reading...

In Good Company With Pedro's Graphics
Do you have a Pedro graphic? If so, you are in good company. I just made a graphic that will be going on every desktop in the company. Sadly the "Please Stare At My Boobs" graphic was rejected and I had to go with something a little more tame. Still its something that everyone will see every day, so I feel a little good about that.

Vista Help?
Well, my laptop crashed yesterday. My hard drive decided that it needed to die. Dell sent me a new one and now I'm needed to adjust what my laptop does when I close it. I've forgotten. Help? Where the hell do I go? Once I get there I'll be able to fix it myself, lol. I have the stupids sometimes.

I'm Never Enough
i tried. i tried to keep myself under control. i tried to keep myself together enough. i'm never enough. ghost broke up with me tonight. i'm stuck out in the middle of nowhere in illinois with an exboyfriend that i'm completely in love with and no idea how to get home if i can even go home. i'll never be enough for anyone. never sane enough. never self sufficient enough. i'm dead already. my body just doesn't know it yet.

The Shape Test
You Are Confident You are self-assured and together. You have high self esteem. Other people see you as outgoing, hyper, and even a bit overwhelming. Your ideal romantic relationship is unconventional, wild, and very public. You do best in tasks that require you to be flexible, creative, and playful. The Shape Test

If U Was My Gf
let me say this blogg will probly be deleated by me but just wanted some info on how others are ok heres the question's 1 if i was ur bf would u have ur relationship status to in a relationship 2 would i be your #1 fam on ur page 3 would you ever put in your name r/l gf to viper xp 4 would your crush be on me

Sigh..i'm Back...
~★PuckerZ★...: but remember i make trashy look good ~★PuckerZ★...: but thats on u ~★PuckerZ★...: haha u think i look trashy thats funny I didn't know trashy was anywhere in the realm of looking good? But hey, what do I know? The above is in the response to a "do piercings and tattoos make a woman look trashy?" mumm and I told her "No, you look trashy." Hooray for open shoutboxes! Because heaven forbid should the dumb whore actually say something in her mumm

Im Fat
so today im gonna start a new exercise routine....my goal is to try and lose my fatness or at least most of it in a few months..id like to get back to where i was after football my senior year which was 230...right now im 267.5 my goal is to lose at least 2 pant sizes...go from a 38 to a 34 will keep you posted

I So Belong Now
So yesterday at work I was asked to help by the premises manager to carry some stuff down from the third floor of this building to outside. Out of him and his three staff he only had one guy helping me carry these 13 heavy sacks, even though it turned out he and the other two could've helped as they had nothing else to do. K, so we start taking these bags to the agreed drop off point, when this guy (Ian) suddenly changes his mind and wants them taken somewhere else, further away and smaller. He says because they're a fire hazard (outside, I think not). So I talk to Rosie (his second in command) to make a compromise, whereby we move all 13 to the original place first, then from there to where he wants them. But no, apparently the kids are going to play with them so he doesn't want them there. I know this is a pile of shit and that he is talking out of his ass, so I go talk to his boss, who agrees they should stay in the original place. He gets pissed off with me and stops the guy

Warning Labels, Disclaimers, And Side Effects. Part I
I've joked about having an abundance of flaws that should be clumped into some sort of warning label before anyone decides to invest any amount of time in me. Some have already run into one or many of them as everyone does after enough time. So for the rest here's the breakdown: I have a really hard time reaching out to people. In any way. Sometimes I don't even know how to hug my own friends when they're falling apart in front of me. My response is always to make a joke of it or just sit there feeling anxious about not knowing how to react. I'm not a toucher, or hugger, and I rarely give out compliments. This is often misread as me not caring which obviously hurts my relationships with friends and partners. I remember my last major boyfriend.. crying, crumbling in front of me.. begging me to hug him. And I just looked at him, conflicted. Something kept me from getting up and doing anything. I was frozen. It's awful. My psychoanalysis of this is an obvious one - my childhood. Surpr

Ohh Baby
So, after I got hubby to admit that I have indeed gained weight, I started workin out. Well, my lazy azz was too lazy to go to the gym in my complex, so I was draggin my ass around the pond, gettin victimized by a couple of enormous swans in process. Finally, today I decided to make that step, and actually go to the gym. Now... one of the reason why I LOATHE gyms is...all the disgustingly fit people around me hoppin their miles away like theres no tomorrow to a Baywatch theme song playin in their heads. While I drag my unfit trunk behind me, feeling it gettin ASSaulted by gravity every step, huffin and puffin like a lung cancer victim. Well, my condo complex is nothin but old people, so I was hoping that maybe they would gawk at my ability to walk sans the walker, and use me as their inspiration when making that 5 meter/ hr dash. But no...I walk in on a really fuckin hot guy lifting weights. Great, so now my bloated overeaten self has an audience (today my grandma decid

Oh Well
so it seems posting hitler, osama and kim jung il as defaults one after the other was too much for the powers that be here. My spotlight was pulled. understandable really as it was probably in very bad taste. but oh well fuck it. is this bad taste though cos this photo got pulled too ?

Berlin
So it looks like we've almost got dates and stuff finalised, but me and the girl are off with our friends to Berlin at the beginning of September. We're going by train, which is an adventure of itself, and booking an apartment to stay in for the week. Any tips on cool shit to do in Berlin would be greatly appreciated - nothing weird though, I ain't like that. Good galleries, museums, restaurants, that kind of thing... Glad I've got my new digital camera finally, so you folks can look forward to some good photos when we get back.

Pet Peeves...
We all have them, even minor ones. Mine are people in the frozen food section, or the beer section who open the doors to look in the coolers. and people who use the term "it is what it is" when they dont have an explanation for what they are saying. Anyone else wanna share?

Girls Workin It For Fubucks...
Both of these lovely young ladies are trying for spotlight, one has a birthday this week as well. They are making salutes for people willing to donate fubucks. Ladies if you know any guys on your list please send them here if they enjoy that kind of thing :D Thank you in advance. Check em out.. Withheld Beauty@ fubar And.. J-Roxx@ fubar

Monday....
well my workday kinda sucked. the main computer was down for several hours, the palm pilots wouldn't work. that was fun manually verifying every case of shoes that came in today. couldn't verify the prices of the shoes that came in so I hope they are correct. on a good note I did put my underwear on correctly today. yays for me, I am off tomorrow :)

Just A Few More Simple Rules
OK..just a few rules and whats expected to be in the family. After u read please leave a comment letting me know u read and want to stay here! First and foremost we are a family and there should be friendship, loyalty and respect! We are here to help each other first All I ask is you check in often with the homepage to see if there are new blogs or new family members! We are gonna be doing a little more to have fun here! Just please be patient with me as it will start soon! I will keep you all updated on that! Let's all just have fun!

My Ex's Daughter
i have my sons here...and their sister, who isnt my daughter, is here too. she is 3 years old and a motor mouth lol. she usually is pretty good but since yesterday she figured out I wont spank her. mostly because as shes testing the rules of my house, in between she is taunting my sons and they are taunting her... she shrieks!!!! really really loud! THAT crawls right under my skin! lol today hasnt been so testing, but its getting closer to nap time and now im getting the pouty stompy "meanie" treatment! ya know, when I say NO when she asks for another freeze pop she says "meanie" and runs in the room and buries her face in my blankets lol grrr @ 3 year old little girls!!! but shes happy with her barbie movie on, a spoonful of penutbutter and talking...a lot... she talks constantly lol... anyways... thats how i partied last night, i have been tested by a three year old girl who drove me up a wall! hehe and im a meanie :P i gotta hand it to my ex...having to deal with al

Dancing Bananas!!!
I have sciatica and now I have foot pain been there for the last few weeks. It hurts when I walk after I have been resting, not so bad when i've been walking for awhile. But last night, bloody hell the pain was horrendous. Not only did I have the constant stabbing pain, but this pain was a burning sensation, I actually thought my foot was on fire. I can no longer dance like a dancing banana, welcome to old age. http://www.youtube.com/v/q4u9uWZ-OoA&hl=en&fs=1&">

I Just Don't Get It At All....
Why is it that men always gravitate towards the women that make them miserable? They SAY they don't want a woman who is minipulative or controlling. Or one that is jealous. They SAY they want a woman to be independant and strong. They complain that they hate the bitching and nagging. But they also want her to be a Ho in bed. Willing to get on her knees anytime. Yet When they HAVE that woman, they throw her away for the EXACT opposite. I just don't get it. Men...pfffft =/ can't live with 'em, can't get shit for 'em on a street corner.

Balls
'Balls' by the Broken Family Band is one of my favourite albums, I've decided. Unlike so many albums that I buy, listen to a couple of times, and like, but then put on the shelf, I'm still listening to this one on a regular basis. Had it on my iPod on the way to work this morning, as it happens. It's a countryish rocker that, in some ways, I find reminiscent of Clem Snide, in that lyrically it's really strong, and different. If that sounds like the sort of thing you might like, why not give it a go? Broken Family Band

Quadrophenia
You may remember a while back that I was in a dilemma as to whether to go to this with my brother cos he asked me, or the comedy thing I really wanted to go to that I already had tickets for. I ended up going to see Quadrophenia, and came away pleasantly surprised. Very much the stage show of the original album, rather than the later, and frankly uninspiring, movie (althought that didn't stop us overhearing one woman referring to "the bloke playing Sting"), it was a dialogue-free show, all told through song, which presumably was Townshend's original vision for his rock-opera. Furthermore, Jimmy was played by four people, to reflect different aspects of his personality, and was all performed on one set - minimal scenery, just a warehouse-y looking backdrop that housed the band, and a vespa, natch. And it was astounding. The band were tight, the cast were awesome, and the whole thing had really been out together well, and made fantastic use of the stage. It's nearly at the end of i

Stevia?
So I picked up a box of stevia in the raw, if you don't know what stevia is, it's an all natural 0 cal sweetener. I figure I need to cut down on the chemicals that I put into my body and well, i'd rather cut out sweetener than drugs. It tastes different, not bad, but not oh wow yum. Anyone else tried it?

Who The Hell Do You Think That You Are?
WHO THE HELL DOES SOME ASSHOLE THINK THAT THEY ARE TO JUMP IN MY SHOUTBOX AND START BITCHING THEY DONT LIKE MY STATUSES OR THAT I CHANGE THEM TOO MUCH WHEN THEIR DAMN STATUS BEGS FOR BLINGS, VIP, BLASTS, AUTO 11S AND CHERRY BOMBS? WHILE I MIGHT BE A BIT SILLY AND I MIGHT BE A BIT EXCESSIVE WITH STATUS CHANGES, AT LEAST MY STATUS SAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN IM A FUCKING FU-WHORE. NOW... SINCE SOME RETARD THAT CANT FIND THE REMOVE BUTTON DECIDED TO GO AND PISS ON MY DAMN PARADE AND TRY TO TELL ME IT WAS RAIN... ANYONE THAT DONT LIKE MY STATUSES OR HOW AND WHEN I CHANGE THEM... FEEL FREE TO REMOVE ME BECAUSE MORE THAN LIKELY I WONT EVEN MISS YOU FUCKING ASS. NOW... huggies and smoochies~

Hahahhahaha
Boredomand might I suggest you try to write like a grown ma instead of a pissed off 12 year old? Buy here back an leave me alone dudeFFS it is a website get a grip=== 'CHΘPPΣR™ LøuñgeXpèrt/Cúst.TågsXpèrt/Grãphîç~ÐêsígnërXpèrt' wrote the following at '2009-10-05 11:02:17'..>> annoy her?? r we in kinderguarden?? why would u wanna do that i mean ur a grown woman> === ' Kloverlynn' wrote the following at '2009-10-05 11:00:57'..> >> > I bought her to annoy her> > it worked> > === 'CHΘPPΣR™ LøuñgeXpèrt/Cúst.TågsXpèrt/Grãphîç~ÐêsígnërXpèrt' wrote the following at '2009-10-05 10:58:53'..> > >> > > may i ask why u bought ccbrat from me? did u not notice i was first in her family? i mean it's no big deal but she send me this message back,, this is a copy and paste -> ok.wtf..i just got bought...not happy..i dont care..not changing my name!..i didnt notice!..ill probably get kicked off today for pissing someone off with Mumm anyway..im beginning

I Have The Best Friends..
My best friend Jason just got back from Iraq after a year. He called me to go out with him last night. He then told me he was going to ask Em to marry him. I was so excited. Em is the first girl that ever saw Jason for everything that he is. I liked her the first time I met her. I love her because she loves him the way he has always deserved to be loved. He showed me the ring when I dropped him off at home. Then we sat outside talking for a while. He then asked me how my love life was going.. he's always wanted for me to be happy as well. I reminded him of Gavin.I told him what was going on right now. He just watched the expression on my face as I talked. He said," I tell you what, if you two can get half the money together to get him here, I'll front the other half." I tried arguing about it, but I should know by now it does no good. I was so excited I was beside myself. The only problem now is, I haven't talked to Gavin since Thursday. The phone service I have doesn't work half

Whatever You Do, Never Look At Him!
Have you ever gotten a glimpse of something out of the corner of your eye? A simple movement caught in your peripheral vision. Most will simply dismiss this as a shadow brought about by a flickering candle, or perhaps a pet jumping down from a piece of furniture. Ninety-nine out of a hundred times, these people are right. But then there's that one elusive sight. It can easily be explained by the above conditions, but something feels wrong about it. A chill down your spine, a slight pain in your side. Maybe even a complete blanking of your mind, only to vanish moments later. Should any of these symptoms be felt, there may be cause for worry. Our peripheral vision is designed to catch motion, even in the dark. This was used to defend against predators in our early days, and as with many aspects of our human nature, it has remained, but weakened. This view out of the corner of our eyes still alerts us to danger, and although predators have dropped on the list of dangers we may face

Peer Pressure!
What color eyes do you have? Doodoo brown How tall are you? 5'5'' Right handed or left?Right Your Heritage: Italian, Irish, English (maybe Scottish?), Yugoslavian (whatever fucking country it is now..Croatia? or something) Your job:Mom Do you like your job? some days LOL Any tattoos/piercings?10 piercings, tattoos soon to come What underwear are you wearing right now? Bikinis What shoes did you wear today?Barefoot Do you play video games? Yes Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes Have you ever had your own heart broken? Yes Favorite car:the new Dodge Challengers are niiiice and the Pontiac G8s are niiiice too Favorite animal: Cheetahs Favorite soda:mt dew Favorite underwear: Boy shorts or hipsters Favorite music: Metal, rock, rap, hip hop, r&b, pop, country, classical, olides Ever feel like

I've Got 75 Cent Nude P*ssy Photos
Somewhere ... on a shitty little highway between Tulsa, OK and Wichita, KS lies a shitty little gas station. In that shitty little gas station lies a shitty little bathroom. In that shitty little bathroom hangs one of those shitty little condom dispensing machines. In that shitty little condom dispensing machine lies the greatest thing ever to grace the Tulsuck-Wichitard Metroplex.Yes, I'm talking about 75 cent nude pussy photos!!I had 4 different vending machine options to choose from - 1. The "ultra high pleasure" condoms2. Something called a "French Tickler" ... which looked like one of those noodly Koosh Balls - only cut in half.3. Something called the "Adult Variety Pack".4. And finally, the "Nude Pussy Photo Pack".The decision was easy. It's quite plausible the condoms were last changed out in 1974. I'm pretty sure the "French Tickler" is made with formaldehyde or something that would induce toxic shock. I don't think I'm nearly cool enough to purchase an "Adult Variety Pack". I

From Dancing Bear?...wtf?
Dancing Bear Spokane, WA subject: I don't wish to hurt your feelings publicly...truly. received: 11/18/2009 06:44 pm replied: no block this member Flag as spam This is the ONLY reply you shall receive, so rage away irresponsibly, as publicly as you wish. You look silly. Facts are facts. fu is about popular opinion, and no more. Attack as you wish, in all obvious ignorance. You waste time here, as a child. Your mumm yesterday was just a stupid. Get a library card; they're free. In point of fact, we went to the moon in 1969. What kind of fuBoy equates Hitler, with the things you so freely associate, while inappropriately attributing them to me? You're illogical and irrational. Those are two requisites qualities found in most fascists. That too is true. Did you see a TV show on abnormal psychology and logic too? The tunnels and bunkers are indeed there, as are many such systems, throughout the entire inhab

Is It Wrong??
To have such horrible and fucked up and twisted thoughts? Example: Acts of sadistic torture.. Like I would LOVE to do this to a few people O.O Tie em up to a pole, buck naked, in the middle of a cow pasture, filled with a bunch of hungry baby cows... I think I've lost it. Finally!

A New One....thanks C
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Crystal tagged me 1. I live in a trailer home 2. I can cook a little 3. I do miss home(NYC).......i hate winter which is why i moved south 4. I hope Barack Obama proves everyone wrong and becomes the greatest President we've had in decades 5. I love nice watches(owns 6 at the moment) 6. I have an innate terrifying fear of rejection 7. I have a hard time trusting men 8. Misses my gramma (she died May 3rd) 9. I LOVE sex(as if most of you didnt know that) 10. I listen to old country music (pre 1980) dont know who to tag...so feel free to do one f you choose

My New Years Eve...
So I just got home driving from my friends house. (I didn't kill myself or any small furry animals!) For those that are interested let me tell you about my night... Drove to Friends house...did make-up got ready and got picked up. Went to shops to buy alcohol...drunk it in the car (Classy...inorite?). REALLY needed to PEE whilst going down the motorway (destination was about 2hrs). So we stopped off at some industrial estate and we went into some woods to do a tinkle (I think I nearly sat on a bush because something prickled my bum). It was awful...I felt so exposed! But desperate times calls for desperate measures. We eventually got to our destination (Brighton-BEAUTIFUL city) and we entered the house...it was a STUDENT HOUSE! That night I think there were lots of us all squished into one teeny living room. Anyways...I SUCK at drinking. I drank a lot of alcopop drinks so was kinda lil bit tipsy and then I had ONE glass of rose...and then they had to put me to bed...LULZ. I had

Have You Heard This?
This song is amazing. I heard it a month or so ago. It's full of win :] (Chrous)Shorty just text me, says she want to sex meLOL smiley face, LOL smiley faceShorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this,LOL smiley face, LOL smiley faceShorty called my phone, i was busy (i was busy)cruisin in that benz round the city (round the city)then i felt my phone buzz, i know that she like us,im a bad boy like diddy,then she sent a text, that read, baby im at home,then she sent another one that says shes all aloneso i text her smiley face and said do the grown,she said lol, boy you crazy, come onthen she said actually, you aint gotta ask mesent the lil face with the tongue cos im nastyim on my way, girl make way, twitter me a picturelet me see that ok,[Chrous]Shorty just text me, says she want to sex meLOL smiley face, LOL smiley faceShorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this,LOL smiley face, LOL smiley facepull up my page(?) and follow and if you got a body like a coke bottle.

Hot Pocketed
In honor of Mr Adorable's "Hot!" blog, I thought I would expand on the theme of "tastebud searing goodness" and repost a blog I wrote a couple of years ago on another site. Enjoy ... or not ... It's a good thing blogs aren't made from audio files because I can't speak right now. My lower lip is swollen and I've burned all the taste buds off my tongue.It all started innocently enough. It was lunchtime. I was hungry. Lately, I've been eating lunch at my desk. So I've been indulging in all sorts of pre-processed culinary delights that I can heat up in the microwave. Today's epicurean sensation - a "Hot Pocket".Or should I say a "Lean Pocket" as I'm trying mightily to not expand my waistline during this over-worked, physically sedentary point in my life. So I pop the Lean Pocket into the microwave for two minutes - the prescribed amount of time - then grab myself a Diet Coke (with lime ... mmmm).Now I have enough experience to know that while the outside of a hot pocket may be slightl

What A Jerk
This creep is stalking the "recent photos by friends" page to watch for NSFW pics. Then he screenshots them and saves them. Fuck you asshole. [url]http://fubar.com/user/1706382[/url] He's coming to my inbox making a jerk of himself, even telling me he can see it and "thank you!" His status is now thanking us ladies for the free preview! What a prick. Then calls me a bitch in his reply to my stuatus comment to him? Assholes like him are what ruins fubar. This shit he is pulling is fucked up and you know fubar isn't gonna do crap about it. And yes, I blocked his pathetic ass.

The Dating Persona Test
The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss. Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what yo

How Could I Possibly Get Mad Or Ground Him
So my youngest son Nick gets thrown out of 2 classes at school yesterday. He has always been a straight A student with a 4.0 GPA...so here is what occured yesterday. So Nick is in a class called West Virginia studies (being from WV i think this is such a much needed class...joking) anyways...he has to read allowed a chapter from the text book. keep in mind my sons grew up in NYC...So Nick begins to read "Most people whom are not from nor near WV think West Virginians are a bunch of Redneck Hillbillies..." Nick bursts out in laughter...the class grows silent and he looks up and all are glaring at him, which made him laugh even harder. His teacher asks "And what is so funny Mr.Gallo"....Nick replies "Really you dont get it"...the teacher throws him out of class.... Nicks next class is English...they have to spell out words and write them on the chalk board for some god knows reason...Nicks teacher asks him to spell "Weather"...Nick proceeds to spell it out "W (pronounced double U)

Candy
Last night was a little drama-filled. It wasn't supposed to be, mind you. Last night was supposed to be an early-to-bed night, filled with restful sleep such that I could wake up at the sucktastic hour of five and hose off prior to the big non-AIDS-related test. I went to bed at about 11, roughly an hour later than planned. As it turns out, the bed and the television in a non-fine hotel room have an unusual inverse relationship: the nicer the television, the shittier the bed. I had a very nice television. Of course, I don't watch television. But I do sometimes like to sleep. Last night was just not my night for sleep. After forming my usual nest of pillows and glaring for a while at the big flat-screen monster watching me from the dresser, I turned off the lights and crawled between the scratchy sheets. Wait a minute. What's that noise? I turned on the light. The noise instantly stopped. I turned off the light. Scratch scratch. Crinkle crinkle. I turned on the light.

[date Threeish]
All that prep, all that possitive energyall culminating to well, 2 people spending a pleasant afternoon together. I kissed her hand when she said duck was her favorite. That sparked conversation several different directions. Caviar, wine, wit and in common. I just hope she thinks about me as often as I think about her. Oh, and aside from breaking a bowl and doing her usual face smoochingmy dog was in excellent form. I've invited her to the french restaurant and sushi... its not so much that I want to impress her, its that I'd go to these places more often if I had someone to go with. I don't know how she feels about me... or that she's in as much torment as I am. I highly doubt she does, that she is. Most unfortunate. Oh, and we're negotiating next weekend. I asked, she said.

Commit?
So you all know I've been dating a guy for little over a month now. Well, some of you anyway. I haven't been around much because my classwork has gotten pretty heavy (remind me never to take 5 classes at the same time again) and I have been spending a good deal of time with him as well as with my bff Melissa. Kudos to her as she landed a decent job, works 40 hours a week, and possibly works in the same building as Nikki Sixx. She saw him the other day and he complimented her. She's had this major celebrity crush on him for who knows how long. I got a call from her that day and listened to her gush over him for about a half hour. It was hialrious. Anyway.. onto the main reasons for this blog. Been dating a guy who has seemed to walk out of an amazing dream. I don't want to say it out loud, but I'm falling head over heels for him. I know he is for me too. I feel a little apprehensive about it though only because the last time I loved someone I got skewered right through the heart. At l

So Screwed
well i am screwed 100%.. i got thru to unemployment yesterday and the reason i havent recieved any money, is the person who took my claim was either dyslexic or on drugs...or both.. she had my name spelled wrong she had the numbers in my address jumbled she had picked an employer out of the air, a company i had never even worked for...ever so my eviction has gone to court, i have a hearing on thursday and will have till then to be out of my apartment, or ask for a few more days in court. i have a place to stay and all, and a place to put my furniture and what not so i guess everything is taken care of for now... when my money finally gets to me, i will have enough to find a new place and hopefully get a job in the area. for the time being, come this week end i wont have internet where im staying. so after the end of the week, i wont be on fubar much at all, for an definite period of time. unless im at a coffee shop or something with wifi.. and since some of you mi

Doc Appointment 4/16
I was scared before I wen't to see the doc today, My pain has been getting worse and I was hella nervous it was for good reason. Well I went in to discuss Bloodwork and a Ultrasound that was recently done, Bloodwork was good (thank fuck) But the Ultrasound wasn't good. My liver has Gotten bigger since my last Doc visit (The last visit revealed it was so large that it took up most of my abdomen) I have what is Called non alcoholic fatty liver disease. Basically I have the liver of a raging alcoholic except I don't drink much, it's from eating bad food. So it seems the raw food diet and the Pilates I've been doing has done no good to heal my liver. Well, she did say my muscle mass is up since I gained a little so thats good. Also my spline was enlarged, She could not find a reason as to why so I have to go in for a CT scan where they inject you with this stuff that makes you all warm. She said after that if they cannot figure out what is causing my liver and spline to become increasin

Posturing Central
Small amount of backstory, the following guy met Theresa twice on the premise of helping her get a job and a place to live, had no intention of doing either. Harrased her a couple of times on here recently, hence this. Beware, very long. Otherwise, bottom to top, you know the drill. bigboyl82: forget the getto im me im imc proud of it To bigboyl82: You're blocked, good luck with your lack of people skills and go play with your boys bigboyl82: look u can take me in a fight ur boys couldnt either im a bouncer in real life my job is to read people an u im reading ur nothing but a scared little boy To bigboyl82: Good lord dude, you from the ghetto or some shit? bigboyl82: FOLK NATION STRAIGHT UP REPRESEN To bigboyl82: The fact you don't know what posturing is is quite ironic and funny bigboyl82: FIGURE IT OUT THAT WHO I REPRESENT IM NT TELLING U THAT UR SMART ON A COMPUTER BUT IN REAL LIFE U HAVENT GT A CLUE To bigboyl82: WTF is IMC you retard? bigbo

Mommy Issues
If you've read some of my other blogs you know I don't get along well with my parents. They live about 15 minutes away from where I currently live. In the 16 years since I have been married they have come to my home a total of twice. I have three beautiful children : Wilson soon to be 15 Kinsely will be 13 and Olivia soon to be 10 Now I have sucked up my pride and visited them, several times and felt really bad when my mother came down with cancer (which is in remission by the way) My children need their grandparents, I need a mother and fater. Sorry this was all brought on last night after seeing them in Wal Mart 3 different times and not so much of a head nod was directed to me. *sigh* I just want them to care for 1 day, is that to much to ask?

Facelook
ZOMG! Facebook has horrible privacy controls?!?!!? All I have to say is.....SUCKERS! Seriously, no one saw this coming? For petes sake, it asks you a bunch of personal questions when you sign up for the thing and people unwittingly answer, honestly, of course, thinking, I'm just here to hook up with old friends. This is the information age people! You're really going to share all that personal information where everyone can see what you're doing or when you're on? And then wonder why someone ran through the Taco Bell drive-thru 300 times with your credit card number? Ha! Fools! Wait...is that my gloating showing? Facebook to hold staff meeting on privacy Social networking site seeing more criticism because of information sharing By Alexei Oreskovic Reuters updated 3:34 p.m. CT, Thurs., May 13, 2010 SAN FRANCISCO - Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and other executives will meet with employees to discuss privacy practices of the world's largest social networking website on

Backyard Delight...
So last night, my wife went to let our lab inside before bed last night. When she looked thru the window, the lab was staring at something. as soon as my wife opened the door, the lab starting barking and growling at something in front of her. my wife sees a snake lying in the grass and gets the lab away from it. luckily the lab was not bit but was sure in the hell not going to let it near my wife. i walk up near it and see the markings. the markings are very similar to a rattlesnake. of course I took a pic. see below or in first comment. I look at its tail and realize no rattler here. it appears to be an young Texas rat snake. still nothing u want to find around your dogs or kids. i did not kill it but did scare it out of the yard. first time in 6 years in the house we have seen a snake.

The 10 Greatest Black Superheros Of All Time
15 of the Greatest Black Superheroes of All Time Luke Cage One of the original badasses of the '70's and former partner to Iron Fist Danny Rand, Luke Cage embodied the 70's concept of Black Power and was one of the first Black superheroes to kick ass and take responsibility for cleaning up the hood. Impenetrable skin, super strength, and the ability to fight heroes in an open chested yellow shirt, leather pants, and a tiara without looking funny, Cage fought all those who threatened the innocent. In recent relaunches, Cage ditched the duds for regular clothes because real men don't have to wear tights. Storm Goddess. Weather Witch. Mutant. Ororo Munroe has been known by many names and identities. Born to an American Mother and African father who died in her youth, Ororo was left to her own devices and survived as a thief. When her mutant abilities manifested, she was feared as a witch by some and praised as a goddess to others. Eventually joining Charles Xavier's X-Men,

Fail
I run my own small tree service and my company's name is Second Nature Arborist Services. I just took a sales call from some janitorial service, went something like this. This is my part: "Hi! This is Chuck!" Salesman: "Is this Second Nature Abortionist Services? Me again: "FAIL!" CLICK and....dial tone.

Uhm.....
So I polished Bounty's tiny ass and his pecker tonite :P I have to keep my hooker boots on for Deacon (kinky! but I like it). I polished doggy style for Witchie (cuz she's smokin' hawt) I am trying to get Skully to post pics of his firm ass..... I think I have sex on the brain......... Is that a bad thing?? And ya'all don't even wanna know what I have in mind for the better half!

Psychopath Achievement
Here's the latest from www.btfbuddha.com....i don't know preposting this if the videos will transfer correctly. if not, you can see everything here I read an article not too long ago about the ways in which the video game Red Dead Redemption shows how the Wild West and the game’s creators are women haters. Red Dead Redemption, if you’re clueless, is an open world game set in 1911 near the America/Mexico border in some fictional area. By open world, I mean you cover a vast expanse of game area which you can explore at will and your activities really aren’t limited at all. For instance, if you want to lasso a dog or hogtie a person you randomly come across, you can do so. If you want to tie someone to train tracks and watch the train turn them into pink mist, you can do that, too. The basic premise of the game is that you, as the main character John Marston, used to be an outlaw. You married a former whore familiar to your outlaw gang and had

The Mountain Test
You Are a Hard Worker You carry a lot of baggage with you when you travel. Some of it turns out to be unnecessary. You tend to push yourself to the limit. You don't stop unless you absolutely have to. When you get tired, you tend to feel scattered and a bit disoriented. It's hard for you to get your bearings. You are happiest when you reflect on what you have to be thankful for in your life. Happiness is a choice. The Mountain Test Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone

Oh You Will Love This One....from Fu's #1 Douche!!!
If any of you have ready my blog douchebag diaries then you will know who this retard is.....this is a blog from him and the comment i left him....... posted on 07/19/2010 @ 03:07 am I AM INDEED THE TRUE ANTI-CHRIST: INTRODUCING THE CHRONICLES OF SATANS SON [NSFW] http://fubar.com/blog/334493/1122916 WELCOME TO HELL 666 SEE IM TRYING TO FIGUIRE OUT WHERE PEOPLE THINK THAT WE ARE AND WHO THE F*CK DO THEY REALLY BELIEVE IN. SATAN PROBABLY IS BEING REAL GOOD TO ALL YOU SATANIST RIGHT NOW. BUT WHERE ARE ALL OF THE DEVILWORSHIPPERS? WHY DOES IT SEEM THAT WE HAVE TO HIDE OUT OR KEEP OUR LOVE FOR DIABLO A SECRET. I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS SHIT DAY BY DAY BY MYSELF. I GO TO "DEVILWORSHIPPER.COM" AND FIND NOTHING BUT BULLSH*T ON OTHER RELIGIONS AND CHRISTIANITY. WHERE'S THE REAL SOCIETY OF SATANIST AT THAT ARE READY TO MAKE A REAL MOVE AND WELCOME THE ANTI-CHRIST INTO THIS WORLD WITH OPEN ARMS. I CANT SEEM TO FIND

I Check Out Png's Rotors...
PNG still has the ball in her court. I decided not to use my awesome computer powers to read her mail to find out if she is dating someone else in the office, because I am the honorable sort. Still no real movement on her part. I did spend quite a bit of time with her today, she had a computer problem which I helped out with. Then later, me and a co-worker were talking about contact lenses and she came in to talk about hers. Not that I have a definite guess on her age, but when I saw her prescription I told her I was going to start calling her "Left Eye" and she said "Oh, TLC reference" so I am thinking that puts her later in her 20's. We talked for a bit and she went back to work. I thought I heard her talking about someone taking her to a wine tasting thing this weekend, but I didn't hear her call it a date. So I call that a push. Then later I was walking around looking for someone and she asked me if I knew anything about cars. I did not respond that I know how to make o

Read Me....
this is a duel purpose blog, one to thank the very few people i call my friends, for all the love an support you show me on a daily basis, so in all reality, that narrows it down to maybe, three people. nuff said Yes, im aware that im a bitch at time, yes im a mess, yes im an annoying twit. but really, if you dont like it, why are you around? why are you in my life at all? lets not talk bullshit, why are you wasting your time and mine? If you really know me, im compassionate to a fucking fault. really, its my downfall, because i give and give to people until there is nothing left for myself. i cant stand to see my friends in pain, and i will do anything to put a smile on their face, even if it means making a complete jackass out of myself. But yet, when i need someone to talk to, to bitch to, it seems like everyone scatters like cockroaches. I continue to let people into my life, because i see the good in them, and do my best to overlook, any problems they may have. roK. step u

Guess Who Has A Date With Png Tomorrow...
Misleading blog titles for the win! I kind of do have a date with PNG tomorrow, at 7:15, at work. She came in the office and asked me what time I came in, I said about 7:45, she said she needed to come in early. My co-worker asked her “Do you have a key?” she said no. I said, I have a key, and I would come in with her to let her in, because I wanted to know how to get into the building after hours anyway in case of an emergency. Of course, since we were going to be meeting, I got her cell phone number. I texted her so she could get my number. Then later, we had this little back and forth: Me: Ooo, does this mean I can totally text you all the time now? PNG: hahahaha sure :) Me: Yay! I suppose that is worth an early morning. I talked and texted a bit more throughout the day. I was telling her about Blu-ray movies. My goal was to get her to come see one at Casa De Pedro. Don’t know if she’s down for it. Though we may have hit a stumbling block

Say What?!
This is by far the funniest/strangest random convo I've ever had on here. vermonster: DAM GIRL U GOT ME HARD! 8:21am Suga Lips: What??? 8:22am vermonster: HARD U KNOW GOT ME UP RIDGID BONER WOW! 8:24am Suga Lips: Um...well at least you know it still works at your age 8:25am vermonster: AND BOY DOES IT! 8:26am vermonster: THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING SO... 8:26am Suga Lips: Well...yay or something 8:27am Suga Lips: There's pudding now?! 8:28am vermonster: WHERE YOU WANT IT GIRL HOWBOUT A DIPPED BANANNA? 8:28am Suga Lips: This is a joke right? 8:29am vermonster: TEN AND TRUE 8:29am Suga Lips: I'm not gonna ask what ten is... 8:30am vermonster: U CANT HANDEL THE TEN SO LATER

Twelve Hours Forty Five Minutes
I worked twelve hours and forty-five minutes today. That makes twenty-two hours and forty-five minutes this week. Yet, I am happier with my job than I have been in a long time. Funny what getting paid hourly will do for you :D

Perfect In Every Way But....
Today's question.... Set up.... You are in a relationship with someone... he/she is good to you - a dream come true.... you are both in love... except..... He/She for whatever reason, has occasional one night stands. They arent relationships... purely one time random romps in the hay. He/She hides them pretty good so it isn't all up in your face. But you do find out from time to time. Remember, they give you everything else you could possibly want in a relationship.... Now, there isnt anything you can say/do that will change this behavior... How would you deal with this? Would you be able to stay with this person? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog

So Here's The Story...... Plz View Pics In Default As Well
UPDATE............. They IP banned me for sharing my blog........... Guilty conscious? When they changed the godmode bling without warning I happen to be running one, I came home from an appt to find it over with no explanation, so I forwarded my report to support inquiring why it ended after LESS than 5,000,000 pts and 24hrs and almost 15 minutes..... While awaiting I saw Scrapper scroll thru my live feed indicating the rules had changed. I asked him in an sb "why did they change it without warning?", his response "why does it snow when the weatherman says it won't?" then blocked me immediately...... Ok first, I don't pay the weatherman to be wrong or screw up, no money out of my own pocket so no real harm done to me..... 2 really? that's how you handle customers? I have spent several THOUSANDS on this sight and that is how I am treated? I wasn't rude or difficult, did NOT deserve such disrespect. After talking to a few ppl about this issue I was informed that Scrapper likes to "PU

I Won't Do That Again...until Next Time.
The alarm went off at 3:45am. The bed was warm and cozy. "Do you really want to do this?" it asked. "Not really," I replied, considering refluffing my pillow falling back asleep for at least 4 hours. One of the nice things about Japanese hotels is that shower function is secondary to the bathtub function. A nice hot bath beckoned compared to a quick much less satisfying rinse under the shower. No time for such luxery. The entire hotel seemed asleep as I crossed the lobby at a little after 4am. The sea of shining faces that manned the front desk were gone. No doubt someone was sitting in a back room looking at a camera and would arrive at the front desk before any customer who approached it. The information desk, where they would answer any question with ease, was similarly vacant. I am pretty sure if you asked them a question that had no answer the general manager would soon be apologizing in person that they couldn't find an answer. Even the cab driver first in line at th

People Are Amazing
So I got to leave work early...took ful advantage of it, and went to do some shopping I need an outfit for a Christmas party (UGH did not go well) and I had yet to start my Christmas shopping.. So...I wandered around the mall and I found some things for some people...but I people watched more than anything People look so sad and miserable, or mean This is supposed to be a happy time of year Then I texted a very dear friend of mine and that person made me grin from ear to ear...offered to give me opinions on what I try on tomorrow for the party I am blessed to have some truly wonderful people in my life, and I would do well to remember it.

Leavin'
As some of you may or may not know, I'm leaving for Israel on Wednesday. I'll be back on February 6 (Super Bowl Sunday, not that it matters anymore). So, this week's playlist is an ode to travel and journeys and all that jazz. Stay well and see you in a couple of weeks! 1. Ramblin' Man - Allman Brothers Band 2. Homeward Bound - Simon & Garfunkel 3. Leaving on a Jet Plane - Peter, Paul & Mary 4. Open Road Song - Eve 6 5. Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band 6. King of the Road - Roger Miller 7. I've Been Everywhere - Johnny Cash8. Freedom of the Road - Martin Sexton 9. The World at Large - Modest Mouse and of course... 10. FREEEE BIIIIIRRRD - Lynyrd Skynyrd

[converse About Meat]
Actually this has nothing to do with meat.K.Still all wonked out on the sleep thing.Gonna get another cup of coffee here in a minute.Picked up some creamer because the coffee I bought is... dreadful.Part of a quest came to an end last night.I finally found someone that had video of the assault colors from Gundam Crossfire for his Gundam.So... I don't have to take a picture of my own TV, or hack a screencap or vid cap mod, or ... leave the game open while I photoedit the damn thing.Here. Oddly enough the beam saber handles do appear to be white on this version of the Gundam.I'm probably gonna change that.Dunno if I'll go with the gunmetal or unbrushed titanium (that's the khaki/yellow)Sleep is stupid.I probably owe you people some non-gundam posts and thoughs.I probably owe myself that.God I think about robots a lot.Recently I posed myself the question do I like girls or robots more?... I honestly haven't worked that one out yet.Robotic girls make a better fuck than girly rob

My Failures
In this life we all make mistakes and we all encounter failures. My failures are things that have been out of my control. I wrote an entire book about the failures in my life and than failed to have it published. I had one very interested publisher and was ready, posed at the counter of the post office...I turned around, tucked it into my carrying bag on my right arm and walked back to the car and drove home. Why? As I stood there I realized that this book was NOT written for anyone BUT me. No one needed to read about these things, no one but me would really care. This book was between me and God. It was God who set my pen to paper and allowed me to write this as a form of therapy. Much needed therapy, so I could let go of these failures and move on. I realized through this self-therapy that I'm normal. I have emotions and I go through trials and tribulations just like everyone else. I found out that when it's all said and done, I have family and friends who know and l

Another Hero? (not Another Hero.)
"Was that all?" He still felt hungry. Collecting his blade and wringing his hand against the echo of murder.Someone should have a knife to their throat by now.He stepped through the noise and chaos, the battle was pushing back to the chambers and cloisters beneath. Some resounding energy was coming from the lord's tower. What was once a feast had become a ration, a frenzy of hopes and what people mistook in their own hearts as valor crashed all around him, but it was nothing. Empty. The symphony of colors it had once been was now gray and cold. The pulse was now but a whisper.The haze of battle writhing around him, one would think that the great gilded lord of this hall, in all his repugnant wealth and avarice would serve as a fatted offering, squealing and pleading like a pup with its plump belly proferred to the glittering fangs of the alpha."You're a mercenary aren't you? I'll give you anything you want, money! power! A country- just don't hurt me! Let me go! Please!" He shrieked as

Oh Jeremy Clarkson, You Ma Be An Arsehole But You Sure Do Crack Me Up.
This is taken from an article he wrote in his column in the 'The Sun' (and FYI this newspaper is only worth of reading for entertainment purposes). It's KIND OF a retraction I guess about saying offensive things to Mexican people. Last weekend, on the Top Gear motoring programme, we may have accidentally said some unkind things about Mexico To be specific, we suggested that the people of this great central American state are feckless, lazy and flatulent. We also said that their food tastes like re-fried sick and that their ambassador in London would not complain because he'd be asleep. Well, if he was asleep someone plainly woke him up because he did complain and, in doing so, seems to have started an international incident. At one point on Wednesday we were receiving 200 complaints from Mexico every minute and the channel which screens our show over there was warned it could face an advertising backlash. At home, Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister, was said to be consideri

It's Been A While
It's been a month or so since I've blogged here last, and apparently some have missed the last one I did post. (Take some time to catch up if you need to.) I know you clicked thinking you knew what this blog was all about. HAHA! You're so wrong! I wanted to take this time to put a spotlight on the importance of accomplishment. There are so many milestones in life (and I'm talking real life, not online life) that sometimes we forget to step back and really take the time to relish the feeling of accomplishment. Life moves so fast sometimes that we forget to acknowledge to ourselves that we have done something wonderful. There is absolutely nothing wrong with praising yourself for reaching a goal. As a lot of y'all that are close to me know, I just finished a remodel and the house, and it is now officially a home. However, what most people don't know, is that the house I remodeled actually is owned by my uncle. He's in the Navy and stationed elsewhere, and my sister is the

Florida Sucks Dog Balls
NHL Hockey is a big deal in WNY. Not so much in Florida Do you know what gets better TV ratings than the Florida Panthers' games? A) A Sunday Morning,7 AM kids show, called 'The Doodlebops' B) The infomercial on 'professional blenders' C) C-span D) All of the above If you are in Florida and reading this - YOU DON'T DESERVE THE GAME OF HOCKEY! Fuckers I was driving to an early appt this AM & listening to sports radio.

New Rant On Fu Whores!
so Im seeing more statuses from various whores selling vids of them doing naughty shit for bling packs......... FOR BLING PACKS! O M G ................ first off, yes, you are a whore, you are selling your dignity and your body for money, by definition that DOES make you a whore.Just cuz you dont do it on a sex site, doesnt mean you are any less of a whore. secondly, you are a STUPID whore......... even if you are cool with being a whore, you are so fucking stupid its rediculous........ selling your body for icons on a website...... you could be supporting yourself or your family, or hell just get rich in general. You could make REAL MONEY for what you do and you waste your time on here! What's that? you dont think you can compete with professional whores? well, you're probably right there, 99% of you cant. there are various reasons for that. 1. you are probably too ugly to compete and make real money. 2. you are too stupid to demand top dollar for showing your shit. I'm guessing it

Anal.
so. most of the people i have on my list, the core group at least, i met years ago in the mumms. I have long since abandonded that particular part of the site. i have no interest in being a troll or an internet badass so i guess i fail. a few of you i am really close to and i share my life with, even the parts you dont want to know about. haha the rest of you, well, i dont interact with alot. I find myself actually in an other group of friends entirely, and i think in some cases its just time to move on. If i delete you over the next few day, feel free to get butthurt, but that isnt the case. I just find myself having the kind of fun i used to have when i first joined this site. Drama free even (well for the most part....i think one overly clingy person will have to be extracted too.) you can still shout/comment/message me, so really its not like it will change your life at all. Anyone who has know me for awhile knows that i do this a couple times a year, or more depending

How I'm Feeling
Ok first off...I've been feeling out of it lately,not my ususal self,some of you have noticed,other haven't most of you don't care to notice and that's cool too,I've been there when ur busy playing the fu game you don't have time for things like that. Before I go INTO why I am feeling blaaah if I even DO go into it because its no one's business but mine and the very few I allow into my personal circle of trust I will post the lyrics to the song "Aenima" by the band Tool...if anyone knows me they know that I am...into music to put into laimans terms and my moods a lot of times are best served by songs. So here are the lyrics to the song. Aenima Some say the end is near.Some say we'll see armageddon soon.I certainly hope we will.I sure could use a vacation from thisBullshit three ring circus sideshow ofFreak here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LAThe only way to fix it is to flush it all away.Any fucking time. Any fucking day.Learn to swim,see you down in Arizona bay.Fr

Frustration
you know i am really starting to wish i would have never started the transition. its so frustrating being stuck in the middle between to people and not knowing how to be either, this shit is really hard and i wonder if i will ever get to my goal. i have the insurance to pay for the surgery but not the deductable, travel or hotel bills for a 2 week stay, not to mention the fuure funds needed to get breast augmentation and that pesky adams apple fixed. i just dont want to be trans anymore, i want to be one or the other. it has been almost 2 years since i started and i really feel like i have made like 10% progress and this is why i feel like people look at me odd. i just dont know how to move foreward without the money. blessing of being the only worker in a house with 2 adults and two teens that dont work but demand everything, how the hell do i raise 10 grand when i cant even by a stick of gum.....fuck!

[we Got Time To Talk About Food?]
My dog is doing that thing where she licks me for 20 minutes straightWe've decided to find it charming. Let's get one thing out of the way real quick.I'm sick.Again.Same thing.Pretty scary. Let's talk about food. Tonight I stayed in Indy while my parents went up to see their dottering mothers.I am a bad son and grandson.What I didn't tell them is that I'm sick. And not just in the middle of a major depressive episode. I had some dreadful leftovers for lunch (my mom cannot fry potatoes) And I had managed to talk the woman into getting some anchioves so-That means ziti aglio e olio e peperoncinoOr at least jalapenos. Since we didn't have peperoncino. Lookput anchioves in your italian food, you'll thank me later. So 3 anchioves (in oil)3 tbs of olive oil (I used butter- cuz I'm a bastard)saltpeppertsp of tomato paste2 cloves of minced garlic1/3 of a jalapeno minced fine and what the fucklet's throw in 1/4 a cup of chopped green olivesand a tbs of paprikaand 1/2 tbs of red pepp

No Justice For Caylee
No Justice For Caylee Something happened today, that really wasn't fair, a young child was robbed of justice, and it seems the jury didn't care. Lady Justice turned her back , to a child named Caylee Marie, the jury came back with a verdict of not guilty and sent her murderer free. It didn't matter how many times she lied, Casey walks free, while justice for Caylee is once again denied. Who were these people? Did they even have a clue? I guess if you don't want your child anymore killing them is all you have to do. The justice system is truely blind, now a murderer has been sent free Lady Justice has turned her back on a beautiful angel, Caylee Marie.

A Little Confession
A Little Confession Bless me father , I want to sin, the jury's verdict just came in. Found not guilty of the ultimate crime the jury set free a piece of slime. Yes Father, I know the trial was long, but with all the evidence, how could they get the verdict wrong? She took the life of her own child so she could be free to run wild. The stories she told really stunk, she killed her child, then put her in her trunk. The she said her daughter drowned in the pool then the grandfather put her in the woods &nbs

The Dork Knight Rises
This weekend I am going to be in a movie. They are shooting the final movie in the Batman series in Pittsburgh on Saturday; "The Dark Knight Rises." There was an open casting call on the web for extras, so I figured what the heck, and I signed up. Shooting is to be done at Heniz Field, and I'll be part of a crowd scene for a football game. We are supposed to be cheering on the Gotham Rogues. The info pack said: BRING SIGNS-NOT REQUIRED-If you want to make signs supporting the Gotham Rogues, please do. Some suggestions from production include: 1. Rough ROGUE Ahead 2. "D" Fence 3. Going ROGUE 4. We GOTHAM where we want them. I plan on making some signs like "Rogue Rage" and "Rogue Nation." I even thought of a variation of the the Cheesehead I could do with pirogis, but I dont think I am that crafty. So yeah, when the movie comes to theaters, you'll have to scan the crowd to see if you recognize anyone.

I Haz A Dilemma
Ive been living with my mom since my dad got sick. Ive been taking care of her since he passed away. A few weeks ago, my mom told me "You dont have to stay here if you dont want to" she didnt say it in a "get the Hell out of my house" kind of way, she told me she meant it as she didnt want to feel responsible for me putting my life on hold to take care of her. About two weeks ago, I had asked her if she would have a problem with me giving her money if I moved out. She started crying and said "So youre just gonna leave me here? Like your brothers and sister did?" Which I felt was kinda a guilt trip. She JUST told me I could move out if I wanted to. The thing is, I cant afford to move out AND support her. Ive oddly become a single child once my dad died seeing as my other siblings cant be bothered to help. My sister moved to Colorado, leaving behind a condo she hasnt been able to sell. She told me I could move in and all she would charge me would be the associtation fees. (theyr

I Think I Am Engaged Soon?
from: Saxforlovers Philadelphia, PA subject: hi angel. received: 10/19/2011 04:37 am replied: no block this member hi cute, i am so glad to meet you, you are so wondeful, i love you and i which to be a friend to you that i can open up to at any time in my life. seems i am falling in love with you angel, hope to hear back from you angel.

Why I Block Or Get So Mad
http://www.transgenderdor.org/?page_id=1663 this is a short list. this is why i take it so personal when people joke about trans, this is why i block people who bash me over and over, this is why i fear. i refuse to hide who i am and for that i made myself a target. i have some wonderful friends and family here, but i also have the most virulent enemies. im not whining or being thin skinned. i am just opening up a little. on nov 20 we will celebrate the lives of those that had there's taken. they to chose to live out and proud. but even though some see the comments as jokes or nothing serious, the jokes tend to escalate and become hate, and hate becomes anger, and anger causes people to hurt others for being themselves. i hope you understand

My Escape
My Escape I used to wonder what would I do without you, I thought my life would come to an end, but now things are differant, now that my heart has had a chance to mend. I used to feel like a prisoner, trapped in my own skin, I'm not sure if it's possible to escape and if so where to begin. I started by putting one foot in front of the other and walk on out the door, I'm tired of all the lies and cheating, I'm not going to take it anymore. You thought I'd never leave you, and your property I'd always be, now you're the one wondering " What are you gonna do without me!"

Whatta Hoar!!
PoSTaL: so wifey....hehe I want to be ultimate hoar and be fu single for awhile 8:23am reply PoSTaL: but I don't wanna ever hurt your feelers! 8:24am more To PoSTaL: lmaoooooooooooo 8:24am more To PoSTaL: you can divorce me 8:24am more To PoSTaL: its cool 8:24am reply PoSTaL: ya?!?! you won't get pissed at me? 8:24am reply PoSTaL: you sure?! 8:25am more To PoSTaL: well i was hoping to get all yer points offa the godmode i

Oh Hell No
So...my old primary got flagged by the fubar office. I was told by a yellow name to "not use NSFW" pictures....The office didn't flag it NSFW.....They just flagged it so I can't use it. Tonight I saw a picture that was being used.....looks almost the same as mine..but it's fine! ugh...Fuck No!!!! Here's the link to the other one:: http://fubar.com/miiss-new-biig-booty/photo-541452-0-1664363516 Here is the link to mine:: http://fubar.com/for-my-lover-hearts-to-the-office-scrapper-says-i-can-use-th/photo-354774-2295952-2108116644#for-my-lover-hearts-to-the-office-scrapper-says-i-can-use-th/photo-354774-2295952-2108116644

Sporks Update
There was a long ago member here called I Love Sporks who was actually #1 Red Lifetime at the time of this incident. For those who remember the situation regarding the death of her baby, here's a recent update I was sent by the wonderful Ms. Cherry (aka Inked Angel.) http://galvestondailynews.com/story/216838 http://pysih.com/2011/03/15/update-travis-%E2%80%9Ctj%E2%80%9D-mullis/ And a more recent.. http://galvestondailynews.com/story/259502 It was one of the most polarizing events in Fubar history. It led to the most viewed bulletin of all time (upwards of 17,000 views), a murder investigation, and screenshots being used as proof sent to the Galveston police department. We broke it here of course, to the shagrin of many. People still ask to this day about it. I figured an update would be appropriate as we approach the four year anniversary of this tragic event. Feel free to post your thoughts. Now it's rape in addition to the murder of a child. Lovely people I tell you. P

Cyber Lesson
No one came up with rules on how to enjoy social networking sites, like Fubar. But personally, one shouldn't enter this site in the hopes of finding their one true love. I didn't say it's wrong, we just shouldn't get our hopes up or expect that there's one member on here who is made especially just for us. Chill. Take it one day at a time. Enjoy making friends, levelling up, or hitlisting someone on FuMafia. If you pressure yourself on finding that special person, it could go downhill from there. There are lucky souls on here who had their happy ending. I can't say I am truly lucky (I hope), but I found a guy who COULD be the one and who makes me happy. Reality check: He is from North California and I am from Manila, Philippines. I can't say what the future holds for us both, but sometimes you just gotta take that crazy leap of faith, you know? Let's just say I like living on the edge and this person is worth spending all my time with. Wish me luck, please? I really didn't come her

Fake Of The Day, 4/21/2012
Here's today's Fake of the day...Chosen via pm. There's at least thousands of these floating around... http://www.fubar.com/7398423 Classic, two girls kissing. Then go into the pics.. Bisexual, party girls from esquire and hot schoolgirl bff. *cough* right..here's the reality: Default stolen from here: Party girls taken from esquire.com here: And Schoolgirl "BFF" stolen from here, and even edited out the other person: That's alot of time, energy and bulls*hit for some fake profile. What's worse is that 15 people felt compelled to bling it. Morons that think like monkeys with their dick will never learn. Oh wait, they just hang out on anonib.com. Have a good weekend, peace.

Really?
So I figured I'd examine a few of the things on here that really puzzle me. To all the guys that post pictures of sex acts declaring a particular day of the week on women's pages, do you honestly expect that to get them to like you? Is anyone else annoyed by people that post videos or music on someone's profile? Expecially if it's their music. Professional pictures of models' asses that clearly look nothing like the woman whose profile you're viewing in a bomb folder are probably not of the woman whose profile you are viewing. If you can't figure that out, then I feel for you and your future offspring. This site is quite possibly the world's greatest appearance elixir. I swear there are more people on here that believe they are smoking hot than any place on the planet. People, learn how to read the ladies' profiles and quit trolling. It's just annoying. You give the decent ones a bad name. Fubar, fix your fucking code. So many damn glitches and inconsistencies between browsers

[48 Hour Dining Crunch]
A delightful couple from down the lane invited themselves to dinner Friday, so I find myself scrambling for recipe ideas. I think I'm going to do... at least 3 courses.Leaning toward 5.Italian is a strong suit of mine, but I tend to get a bit out of people's range with bold flavors and not-so-mainstream recipes.Added challengeCooking for vegetarians.One thing that stands out in my mind is "it doesn't have to be anything fancy, we'd eat spaghetti"which made me think of doing a "pasta bar" where I serve hot pasta and a variety of additions to a basic sauce.SoPastaBasic tomato-basil sauce Diced fried vegetables.Sliced mushrooms.Chopped olives.Herbs.Problem is our parsley is blooming... and not really leafing right now.A problem I can probably work around.SoMain course is figured... ish.I think I want to do two antipastasone ultraconservativeone out of nowhere (and completely dependant on market availability)I think I'm going to do roasted artichoke/tomato (and if there are none fresh, bec

Scammer Update.
He/She/It is still at it apparently and even reds aren't immune. Full story was here: http://www.fubar.com/player-con-and-well-you-have-to-click-to-see-the-rest/b56627-1177210 ,,if you missed. If you have been effected, please leave a comment or message me so that we can keep track of how many there have been, looking at upwards of 20 now. Peace.

Famous Quotes
I have been collecting quotes for a few months and was going to make a looong Famous Quotes Fu Blog. But there is a possiblitly I will not be around for a while. Could have some typing complications so just thinking it might be a good time to take a Fu break. Of course I could get bored off my rocker and stick my head in once in a while *shrugs*. Deja Poo - The feeling you've heard this crap before. - YOTD Sometimes I question my sanity....Occasionally it answers me back. - Klover Does anyone have a baby, a front baby carrier pack and a keg I can borrow? - Hugh FUCK YOU! - Wicked Nice house....no furntiture. Dud Never cheat on a girl that swallows. - Mandy This is not a bakery. I don't sugar coat anything........except what I bake. - YOTD Trust me...when I woke up this morning, I had no plan to be sexy, but shit happens! - YOTD I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. - YOTD Every day, t

Turkle, Continued
I should note that I perhaps misrepresented Sherry Turkle's thesis in my earlier post by posting just a tidbit about online games and not giving any larger context. (I wasn't intending to discuss her entire book; I just wanted to share the part about gaming which, I think, relates directly to myself and fellow fubarians who are still procrasturbating about doing our taxes. But since this spawned a larger conversation, and since I find the conversation to be interesting and fun and engaging, I will try here to explain a bit more about the context and larger argument Turkle seems to be presenting.) What Turkle argues in Alone Together isn't that network relationships are bad, or that they are somehow less than "real" relationships, it is that modern technologies (online networks, artificial intelligence, robots, cell phones, smart phones, etc.) are causing us to expect and want less from people and demand that technology fulfill some of what people used to do. The first half of the b

Friends
Apart from the whole block thing lacking in efficiency...I do not get this. When I delete a 'friend' in whose family I am, why do I still show in their family? Shouldn't I be removed automatically? I mean..I do not want to know of what they do 24/7...I stopped being a friend for a reason. Meh

You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up
I saw this chicks screen name MissFreudianSlit http://fubar.com/8329163 and I thought it was quite funny so I messaged her.... To MissFreudi...: I would love to meat you MissFreudi...: meat is dead flesh. I don't want you to meat me. To MissFreudi...: wow... To MissFreudi...: are you super dumb? MissFreudi...: I'm being an asshole. Meet is the word you were looking for, dear.

Blumm
long story short (dies laughing like I am able to do that) brought Moms taxes to the same place the last 6 years they were fast reasonable and easy last year they said the bill for doing them was 200 dollars more than previous years ... when I objected they agreed and said they would adjust it. Went back still not adjusted again agreed it should be way way WAY lower. They said they would fix it ... file her return and bill her. Flash forward a year.... turns out they did not adjust it or bill her or even file her return. We found out when Mom was told she had to pay for her medication bc there was no return on file. I went back calm as can be talked to them explained the problem made it damn clear no way in hell an increase of that magnitude would be accepted. They said yes yes yes we will fix it immediately ... I left this years taxes with them again stressing what kind of bill I expected to recieve for their services. Got a call the next day all was done went in to pay

Ode To Hardware Stores
Ode to Hardware StoresWhere have all the hardware stores gone — dusty, sixty-watt warrens with the wood floors, cracked linoleum, poured concrete painted blood red? Where are Eppes, Terry Rossa Yon's, Flint — low buildings on South Monroe, Eight Avenue, Gaines Street with their scent of paint thinner, pesticides, plastic hoses coiled like serpents in a garden paradisal with screws in buckets or bins against a brick wall with hand-lettered signs in ball-point pen — Carriage screws, two dozen for fifty cents — long vicious dry-wall screws, thick wood screws like peasants digging potatoes in fields, thin elegant trim screws— New York dames at a backwoods hick Sunday School picnic. O universal clevis pins, seven holes in the shank, like the seven deadly sins. Where are the men — Mr. Franks, Mr. Piggot, Tyrone, Hank, Ralph — sunburnt with stomachs and no asses, men who knew the mythology of nails, Zeuses enthroned on an Olympus of w

Apology?
So this steakhouse in IL had police escort a cancer patient out (and the party he was with) because he put on a wool beenie. Story goes like this::... There was a part of about 16 people eating at Morton's Steakhouse in IL. Toward the end of the dinner, one customer put on his wool beenie (he was a cancer patient and going through chemo)...he was cold. He was then asked to take it off, which he did. The man's son told the manager about his father's condition and the manager said he needed a doctor's note or they should have called in advance so they could be put in a different room. The party got a little upset and were leaving. As they were leaving the police showed up and escorted them out. Here is the statement issued by Morton's Steakhouse::. "Our executive team has been in contact with Mr. Chambers who fully accepted our apology. There was a complete and total misunderstanding by our staff who had no idea that our guest had a medical condition. Our actions were uninformed