Fubar Blog Posts 4

Sick Of It.
You know, I'm getting sick of this not being able to eat anything we have here. I have to keep an eye on my sodium. I'd went to the store and got what I thought was healthy food. Which I might add, it's not that they are "bad", it just they have sodium. My sodium levels are fine, but I'm to watch my intake, at least until I see the cardiologist. I would love to have some bacon.....or steak............OH..how about the pork chops that I bought. Hell, I'd even like to have a handfull of chips that were brought when my Mom passed away. Instead, I'm living off of baked chicken (with no seasoning), tuna (rinsed) on ONE slice of wheat bread.....and yogurt. Every vegetable that I eat, I have to drain and rinse about 4 times. This is crazy. I'm starving for food that has taste. I'm whining...I'm sorry.

Do What U Will. All I Want Is A Drama Free Life With U!
U know what's so crazy bout my life? I've always been a good guy, some what a push over, but I never been a cheater, always knew how to threat my lady & got a some what decent dik size. I'm in church or @ work. Good hearted honestly. I want an 18 to 24 year old spanish or white to chill wit on da weekend. Play spades, give a massage, 68 or 69. Just have fun & live life! But yet I'm stuck watching porn on the PS 3. I'm good looking, buy shy. Now I've been alone for 3yrs. I don't know what to say to a girl. Let lone speak to another race. I just wanna mini moments of true love! So if ya out there. Hit me. warning this link is very explicit: http://youtu.be/KabVJ3OkwjM

I Could Use Some Help.
Hi friends. I am asking for your prayers. I do not care what your beliefs are, your affiliations or anything else. I just want your prayers and well wishes. Two of the women in my life who I love more than I can say are both ill. One has serious neurological issues and the other has a mass in her chest. Who they are is not important as both want their privacy, but they are my real life family. So please prayers and well wishes for them. I love you guys. Thank-you Dance. Fuzzy Socks are preferred but not necessary, just Dance. Tomorrow is not a given.

40k Likes! How You Can Help
You can help by: Participate in my contest. Make a mustache pic. Promote your pic and get ppl to rate/like me and rate your pic. There are 8 contests for this- see my profile for details and prizes **Adding my banner on your page, and updating your status with me a bunch of times tomorrow. Like when I announce I got a new rockstar (banner code link at bottom) **Link to banner code on my page also **Reach out and personally ask several of your friends to come like me all day long. **Each new Rockstar ask several new people to come like me too **I need pimpouts every 10 minutes. Pimp me around the clock. I'll be resetting those a ton of times. **Announce my new Rockstar activations (see schedule below) **Announce the time of the next Rockstar Rockstar Schedule: Thursday 6pm----THIS IS WHEN IT GETS STARTED***** 10pm Midnight-come back and like me again right after midnight- this is a 24 hour window of time for 40K Friday 2am 6am 10am 2pm 6pm 10pm Midnight ag

Winter Bonfire
I have always believed that a good rule of thumb regarding campfire-starting is that you should always have more newspaper with you than you think you could possibly need. That way you only have to make one or two trips to the house for more newspaper. My fire pit is old, something my mother and I built years ago when I was an undergraduate, living here during the summers. I believe the plans we used called for a 3-foot diameter; we misread that as being a 3-foot radius and ended up with a rather significant fire pit. My mother later built one for herself, 3-foot diameter, and she sighs with regret every time she sees mine, comments on how mine might be big, but it is perfectly big, so much nicer than her small one. When I moved here four summers ago, I used the fire pit frequently, finishing up a long day of work on the coop or in the garden by gathering some logs or picking up twigs from the yard, sipping some wine, enjoying the fire, coming inside late, all smoky and delicious.

Why Me Lord What Have I Ever Done ..
Yesterday ... Phone rings.... Me: Holland ......... how can I help you Him: Yes I am very upset I have a Dutch Bakery Pumpernickle here and the bottom is all fungused. I hope I did not eat any of it. Me: I am so very sorry that happened Sir ... I will check and pull the product immediately and talk to my supllier Him: It is very upsetting Me: Again Sir .. .I am very very sorry all I can do at this point and is go after the issue and offer you a refund . Him: Oh no no no that wont do it cost me more in the bridge toll to come across than what I would get back. Me: Of course well next time you are in the store let me know and I will be sure to refund you your money. Him: OH I dont actually shop in your store I bought this in a store over here. Me: blank stare Me: Sir I am not sure what exactly you want me to do about a product you did not buy from me in the first place. Him: Well this is awful the manufacturing has to be held acc

Men And Their Peckers
why do men think of their peckers so highly? i mean they take more pictures of them than they do their kids. when a man has adult pics it usually means one thing..pecker pics! "this is me and my pecker at yellow stone park, he was so happy"..."this is my pecker on his 25th birth day, see he still has a little cake on his face, awww". MEN! GET OVER IT! you are the only ones who like looking at that slimy little one eyed varmit! seen one pecker youve seen em all! (well unless its like 1" hard, then we'd all like a good laugh). i mean if i had something like that attached to my body..something that whispered evil things to me..telling me to poke it in anything round...swiming pool vacuum hose outlets, hot apple pies, sheep, monica lewinski's mouth, id either call a priest or have it surgically removed! the world would be a much better place if men had breasts instead of peckers!

Oh Nooo Imma What??!!
Okay so I'm away from LC for a bit, I hop over to check my page and sitting in my shout.....big as day is a note from a freshmeat that says: "niggar" Okay now, normally this might put me in a twist depending on the day that I've had but in this instance I just laughed my ass off. I wonder how it feels to be too stupid to be even a good biggot. So, I shout back "That's the best you have? Try for more creativity next time and the next time you make a racial slur.............spell it right". Now don't run around and say that I advocate disliking anyone for the color of their skin, length of hair, religion or sexual orientation, I don't by any means. However, to spew hateful language in and of itself is the pinnacle of ignorance but to MISSPELL it, not only displays one's ignorance but blatant stupidity as well. I can't even imagine the embarassment of trying to offend someone only to have them correct my spelling........lmfao!!!!!! My overall angle is this. I'm 36 y

Poetry: The Tree Of Life (plus Audio & Art)
Dear friends. I apologize for the quality of the audio production. It is not up to my standards, and was created hastily, and on poor equipment. I will re-produce it in the future with my higher quality equipment. I am just too busy to do a proper recording, so I included this less formal production temporarily. Thank you for your understanding, and I hope you enjoy this poem. ~ Bryant The Tree of Life Divides, Illustration by Bryant H. McGill - 2003 If the audio does not play, hit the play button twice. PLAY AUDIO HERE The Tree of Life (2003) 1 The tree of all life divides The limbs and branches bifurcate, Yearning growth shall not subside The will of life will not abate 2 With men and leaves the same Our family lines divide Through this freely flowing vein Life's hope, the young derive 3 The branch from which you grow Will tell you who is kin, And all those we truly know, Are those we call our friends 4 This simple truth of blo

Hope
THIS ONE IS DEDICATED TO AMY SUE HART. WHO STILL HASN'T PULLED THE KNIFE OUT OF MY BACK YET. IT'S ABOUT A PERSON WHO GOES CRAZY, AND STARTS GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF KILLING A LOVER, BUT CANNOT DO IT. SO THIS PERSON IS HOPING THAT SOMEONE WILL. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED "HOPE". WRITING THIS WAS A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF MY HEALING. I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS PSYCHO BEFORE. NOR WILL I EVER AGAIN. A LOT OF THESE WORDS AND THOUGHTS WERE EXAGGERATED, JUST TO MAKE ME LAUGH, AND I TRULY DIDN'T WISH THIS ON HER. BUT IF IT HAPPENED, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN KINDA COOL. LOL. PLEASE ENJOY WHAT WAS ONCE MY PAIN. PEACE. POST SCRIPT: THE REASON I SAY "PERSON", IN THE DESCRIPTION ABOVE, IS BECAUSE THIS CAN BE THE POINT OF VIEW FROM A MAN OR WOMAN. GIRLS, YOU KNOW YOU'VE FELT IT BEFORE. LOL. Hope (gothic industrial metal funk) CLICK TITLE ON PLAYER TO PLAY SONG HOPE: In the state of a psycho-delicate mind being twisted, I want you to know, to me to you I never existed. Finally on the giving end

Whats Your Sex Style ??
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test

Thanks For Everything!
You came into my life by complete surprise How it happened I cannot surmise. I was happy that you were there. Nothing and no one else could compare. There was nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you All that I wanted was to be happy with you. You painted a picture filled with hope and dreams The love you professed was beyond anything I had seen. I gave up everything, my concern was only you. Financial prosperity was nothing without you. Wasted days and sleepness nights I just knew were no longer a part of my life. When I opened that message, and click on that link, It felt as if someone had drained my heart down the sink. I couldn't believe it. Impossible. Not true. I'll be damned if she doesn't look just like you. Now wait a minute. This just can't be. She's wearing the same dress, under the same tree. My life came crashing to a sudden halt. Now I sit empty and alone, but who's at fault. My emotions are drained. My heart has been ripped to shreads.

My First Lesbian Experence
My first lesbian experience Category: Romance and Relationships I was only 14 and me and my best friend were hanging out . We were watching sat night live and she was like oh so hot pat is my friend girl im like im not sure but said would you ever kis a girl . Her reply was leaning over to me and laying a nice lip lock on me then we started to fondle each other . I was wearing only a t-shirt and she was too . we both began by touching ach others nice firm round breasts . She was very sexual and layed me on my back took my shirt off began kissing me on my lips then working her way down to my boobs . I was really liking it and she worked to my nicly shaven pussy and nibbled my clit and then licked my pussy till i was moaning . I was really in extcy then she began fingering and i started to cum and she was liking it . I enjoyed it very much then later i did her we had a amazing night .

How Do You Wanna Be Treated
Just a question how do you wanna be treated on here? have you heard "do unto others as they do unto you." that means one thing the respect you show me you get in return.if you come off as a bitch from the beginning then i show you my bitch side. no i am not a bitch i am "the bitch"when you approaches me wrong.so its up to you and i hope the ones this is intended for gets to them.if not my views will change "do unto others as you would have them do unto you "but do it first"

Gobble Gobble
So I cooked Norman...he was pretty tasty for such a Fat Frozen Bastard This is Norm B4 his lil trip into hell And this is Norman b4 we ate him up! Happy Turkey Day to all!! I am thankful you are all my friends!! xoxox Angel

To The Keepers
TO A KEEPER!!! One day someone's mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away . . never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . .. and care for it and fix it when it's broken . . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships ... And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us

Bday...
It's My Birthday, send me your nudie treats!!!! LOL Thursday Nov 30th is my birthday, and I just love pressies and surprises, so be a lil daring and make me sumtin sexy of you and send it to my Cherry Tap inbox or email me at majikwand2@yahoo.com. And dont send me internet porn clips, pics of someone else, cartoons, morphs of you turning into a frikin hamster or sumtin, or otherwise generic page comment material,...or it's cake in the face for you!! lmao!! j/k :P surprise me! :) And of course, as always, my discretion is assured, so dont fret that. xoxoxoxoxo Maji

December 3rd
December 3rd will mark the 8th anniversary of my sons death. On this day he was born a still born. It has been so hard for me to get through this so many times but I've done it so many times. It doesn't get any easier at all. B/c when I look at my nephew Cameron and my niece Skylar. I see all the things that I'm missing with my son. But even though he is not with me right now. I know he is watching me and looking out for me too. He is my special angle in the sky's. I think about him every single day that I'm living. But I do know that I will be with him someday, but not right now. When my time has come, I will see my son again. In away I'm looking forward to that day in time. Since he is not here with me. I put all of my love and joy into Skylar and Cameron. When they want something they will always get it from me. B/c I'm there favorite uncle out of 10 of us. :D.

My Goodbye
I just wanted to say good-bye to all of you:) ~at least for now~* While my leaving could be based on 100 things that are cherry tapped induced,about how Cherry tap just isn't the same anymore, but in the end it is not~*... What it amounts to is that I spend way too much time on here anymore and I have pressing family issues that I must deal with, and my family comes before anything else~* Who knows, myabe I will reopen it back up after the holidays if things have almed down around here... It's been wonderful knowing all of you....it truly has* Some of the close friends I have made on here already know how to reach me~* If you would like my email to keep in touch and don't have it, just email me on here and let me know~* I will slowly be taking down my profile over the next day or two, so I will check for messages~*

He Lives For Her... (so Why Am I Crying For Him?)
i just recently found out my boyfriend, Jay, that im engaged to, has been cheating on me for more then a year now. scratch my first bulliton. im a SINGLE mom of 2 and trying hella hard to deal with it. screw him. he doesnt even want to be apart of his daughters lives anymore.. Jay's got someone new. or shall i say OLD. Holding onto broken hearts memories are what's left of us but you no longer want those memories & i'm placing all our pictures in these broken frames to remind me never to fall in love again…

Keepin Your Pimp Hand Strong
You know, a little bit ago I wrote that I was taking a much needed break from the site. Welll as some of you may know, that was NOT to my benefit. Sooo I had to come back for a bit and run the gauntlet...ha! NE wayze..this may make sense to some of you and to others, it may sounds like gibberish but here goes. I never claimed to be innocent, I never claimed to be anything other than me. Anyone who knows me, knows the real me and for that, they should receive hazard pay. I have not, however, tried embarass others to try and make myself look cool, degrade others to make myself feel better as my self esteem is in my heart, my head, mind, body and soul where it should be. For those who spent so much time trying to get my negative attention this weekend, I wanted to publically thank you for the "exposure". I had so many e-mails about how people can be so immature and how I should keep my head up. To obsess is a clinical issue for which some should seek immediate attention. To

Grrrr! Now What!!??
I finally get my results for my blood work drawn on Thurs....which I had let over a week pass between that draw and the one before it and *SIGH* the results showed that my HCG levels have only dropped 1 point in over a week!! DAMMIT!! I cant stand this anymore. I am SOOOO scared right now because it is moving TOO slow....hopefully on the birth control patches things will start to move a little faster.

My Opinion!mabe The Site Will Agree! (salute Pics)
I WAS JUST THINKING!THE TOP CHERRIES HAVE RED NAMES,THE TOP PREMOTERS HAVE PURPLE NAMES,THE VICS HAVE BLUE NAMES,THE BOUNCERS HAVE ORANGE! IT WOULD BE GREAT IF EVERYONE WHO HAD A SALUTE PHOTO WOULD GET THIER OWN COLOR TOO!THIS WOULD PREMOTE PEOPLE INTO WANTING TO DO A SALUTE TO PROVE THIER REAL!TO ALL CHERRY TAP STAFF>IT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER FOR SALUTED PEOPLE TO HAVE A COLOR ALSO SO EVERYONE KNOWS WHOS WHO!

Shitty Oakland Raiders
Well, Al Davis and his fine art of hiring shitty or re-treaded coaches has managed to lose another one as Art Shell steps down. First off, who didn't see this coming. Secondly, Al Davis has to find something for Shell to do to live out the remainder of his contract, because you know his cheap ass ain't going to let Shell walk with that money. "Art Shell will be kept on as a valuable member of the Raiders Organization." WHAT THE FUCK! Art Shell will be scrubbing toilets in the locker room for another year. Thank you Al for being a source of pleasure for me in an otherwise dismal world. Without your stupidity and the fact that you look like the Crypt Keeper, why I don't think I could go on. Fucking moron. Money has it that Porter and Moss are next to go. Any takers?

This Waiting....
Waiting to have my cycles back to normal to start trying again is like the most excruciating wait ever. On the one hand I want things to return to normal so that we can start trying and on the other hand its like something looming on the horizon...something that scares me as well. I KNOW I wont give up but going through this again would be SOOO hard. I am also taking this time to figure out what I want my game plan to be once I am pregnant again. I am thinking about being diligent about testing my hormones this time around to be sure that none are too low to support the pregnancy. I have read and learned alot since I lost this last baby and I dont want to make the mistake of just assuming all will be fine.

Saturday Night - Part 2
Where we left off... I lightly massaged his pair of peaches and noticed that he was more than at attention. His shaft was directly in front of him. I grasped it with my hand and felt it throb as I cinched it tight in my grip. Another gasp from my husband as I kissed his ass and clutched his rigid erection between his legs. End of part 1 and now on to part 2... I stroked the entire length of his strong and solid cock. It felt so hard and so thick as my fingers massaged the length of his cock. He gasped each time my hand approached the head of his throbbing cock. I continued to kiss his bare ass that stared at me while stroking his cock with my hand from between his legs... I felt so powerful having my way with him as he stood nude in front of me. He just let me take him as it was and do whatever I wanted to do with him. I was feeling so strong having my way with my slave. I love this feeling. I released his power rod and pulled my hand from between his l

One Rainy Day I Went To Do My Laundry
One rainy day I went to do my laundry. The Laundromat was the small one on the corner, it was empty the way it usually is on a rainy afternoon. I have on gray sweats and a tight black baby-t. The t- is short, so my lower stomach is showing. The top of my tattoo peaks out from my sweats which are rolled at the top, because they are so big on me. I always wait til' I have no clothes left, so I don't have any underwear on. I put the darks in the first two machines, then the lights in the next two. Next my bras and undies, I like to wash them separate so they won't get ruined. I put soap in all the machines, put in the money, and start all the machines. I sit on a machine and I open my Cosmo-magazine. What a crappy day... The machine moves gently, I feel a tingle rise within me. I scoot back on the machine and part my legs slightly. The vibrations from the machine feel good on me. I put my magazine on my lap and slide my right hand under the magazine. I rub myself gently over my sw

Bullshit!
I just got another photo marked NSFW. This is fucking bull shit. This place is ass. Whoever the hater is that just did that to me, go fuck yourself. I am tired of all the nude ho bags on here showing everything, but I can't post a classy picture that I am proud of without it being marked not safe for work. If you don't like what you see, get the fuck off of my page. Otherwise, don't mess with my photos. Who governs this site? WTF!

Happy Days
1 Man Utd 27 12 1 1 35 8 9 2 2 28 10 45 66 2 Chelsea 27 10 4 0 30 8 8 2 3 18 11 29 60 3 Liverpool 27 10 3 0 25 3 5 2 7 15 16 21 50 4 Arsenal 26 8 5 0 32 10 6 2 5 16 12 26 49 5 Bolton 27 8 3 3 20 12 6 2 5 12 16 4 47 6 Reading 27 9 1 4 26 16 4 3 6 15 18 7 43 7 Portsmouth 27 8 4 2 22 10 3 4 6 14 16 10 41 8 Everton 26 7 4 2 20 9 3 5 5 12 14 9 39 9 Newcastle 27 7 4 3 23 17 3 2 8 11 19 -2 36 10 Blackburn 27 6 2 5 16 16 4 2 8 14 22 -8 34 11 Tottenham 26 8 1 4 21 16 1 5 7 9 22 -8 33 12 Middlesbrough27 7 3 3 19 13 1 5 8 11 20 -3 32 13 Aston Villa 27 6 4 3 15 11 1 7 6 13 22 -5 32 14 Fulham 27 6 4 3 12 10 1 7 6 17 31 -12 32 15Sheff Utd 27 5 5 4 17 16 3 1 9 7 20 -12 30 16 Man City 26 5 4 4 10 11 3 2 8 10 21 -12 30 17 Wigan 26 4 2 7 13 20 3 2 8 14 23 -16 25 18 West Ham 27 5 2 7 14 17 0 3 10 4 25 -24 20 19 Charlton 27 4 3 6 11 17 1 2 11 9 30 -27 20 20 Watford 26 2 5 5 10 14 1 4 9

W00t.
Trivia time mhmm ♥ Heres the deal. I ask 3 questions you can answer any of them or all, just put what number you're answering! ♥ 1. What upper case (capital) letter of the English alphabet requires that the pen be lifted from the paper twice (providing no lines are re-traced)? 2. Months of the year that begin on a Sunday (other than February in non-leap-years) always have five Sundays. What other notable feature do they (including all Februarys) contain? 3. What is the only US state which borders with just one other US state? LOL yes they are hard ones! But have fun. You get gifts for answering correctly. Please all i ask is you rate this blog. Have fun and good luck. Oh and ill rate all your pictures for rating the blog :P

Rapture
If you are gonna read this, please take a moment to comment...even if negatively. The peak of extasy where you want to cum but don't want the surmounting intensity of pleasure to cease. The summit of eroticism and rapture. Hips locked in thrust, eyes rolled back in your head, lower lip held firmly within your teeth, breath shallow, fast, furious, sweat soaking the sheets, muscles stiff from sensation and tensed in perplexity of experience, wails whimpered, begging for release because not physically or mentally able to enjoy more. Mind so overcome with sensation and pleasure that the simplest words are sought for coherence. "Please don't stop!" followed by "Please let me cum" and "Please, Please...." panted through passion and fueled by desire.

And The Winner Is...me!
Hey look. Everyone does stupid shit, and I'm no exception. So this week, I'm the dumb-ass of the week. Now let me tell you why. (You're gonna love this.) I went to the park with my sister and her little boy (6) Saturday. Well you know those things that have an animal sitting on a big spring? You know so you can sit on them and rock back and forth? Well the park had a big one that was big enough for an "adult." So I jumped on it and was rocking it back and forth until it was almost touching the ground. Well mt little nephew saw me doing it, and thought it looked fun, so he started yelling at me "I wanna do it!" So I got off and put him on it. He starts rocking back and forth, but doesn't have enough weight to move like I did. well he says I wanna go fast like you. So I thought about it for, like a second. And I grabbed the front of it, and tell him to hold on tight! (Because I was worried that I would catapult him off the ride.) And I pull the head down as far as I could, and let go

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Lounging
"You have received 225 points for being online!" Thank you, little diapered savior, for reminding me that I've let another hour of my life trickle out of the tap and down the drain. Well, not entirely down the drain. As Cyrus has pointed out, one's profile on the tap is a kind of scrapbook, a scrapbook in which some parts are more lasting than others. Unlike blogs and photos, profile comments are fairly ephemeral--especially for people like me who carry on conversations in them. The bulletins, too, are fleeting--particularly if you have a lot of jackass friends who repost drivel about contests and missing children, neither of which matter to me. But I've recently discovered an even more transient feature of the tap: The Lounge. I recall that in my first days on the tap, I wandered into a lounge. A few people noted my arrival, greeted me, and we exchanged pleasantries for a minute. Then the conversation quickly slipped back to football or something equally uninteresti

Heres An Older One That I Have Written, Enjoy.....more To Come Soon! -quick
i walk into the room....there you are....reading something...looking content in what you are doing. i sit down behind you, trying not to disturb you. i take a moment to just take it all in....you sitting there, satin purple panties, and nothing else...the texture of your skin, the way your hair falls on your shoulders, the soft smell of your perfume, the way you breathe....just observing how truly gorgeous you really are....how the sight of you alone touches so many emotions. my fingertips just barely touch your shoulders, and you emediately put the book down....my fingertips run down your back, just barely touching you...tracing your arms, your neck.....sittig behind you, i cant see your face, but i know your eyes are closed, as goosebumps cover your body. i move in closer to you.....placing the softest kisses on your shoulders...as you feel my breath on your back. my fingers run up through your hair, moving it to one side....as my kisses run across your shoulders, to your neck,

Where Is The Justice In The World???
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ARE OPPOSED TO FOUL LANGUAGE AND OR ARE TIRED OF ME RANTING AND COMPLAINING ABOUT MY IDIOT EX YOU CAN JUST SKIP RIGHT OVER THIS FUCKING BLOG. THANK YOU AND PTI ok, so you're still here with me then. allow the babydaddy bashing to begin. a little background for those of you who are new and/or have forgotten the woes of my former life: +my ex husband is an asshole +his mother is a conniving bitch, +and his brother is a pedophile....allow me to expound upon that... +his brother has a past history of felony weapons charges, terroristic threats, assault, battery, rape, corruption of a minor, breaking and entering, etc etc and has served minimal jail time on all of it because the girls always seem to back out of testifying right around the time the trial comes up. +his brother has 9 kids by 6 different girls (and is only 29)...three of these kids have health issues because he beat the mothers during the pregnancy. one has health issues because

My Mistaken Friend.
A few weeks ago, an old friend, a girl I used to date who has long since gotten married and raised a family, called and invited me to a party at her place. I said I’d be there. That night, I met a bunch of her and her husband’s friends, one in particular, a girl who had just broken up with her boyfriend. She drank and the more she drank the more she talked….about her boyfriend. She told me how wonderful he was, how much she missed him and how long they had been together. At this point, I was a bit surprised they’re broken up. Most break ups result in anger, hostility and finger pointing covering the hurt, the pain and the broken promises. This one, I didn’t get. I asked what the deal was, "did he break it off with you?" She said “no,” she ended it. Now I’m impressed. What a classy woman. Ends the relationship and speaks well of her ex. I don’t see that often enough. I told her I was surprised given how fondly she spoke of him. I asked her why she broke it off. She e

Get Her Back To Her Original Spot Please
TO ALL MY FRIENDS,I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP SHE IS LOSING HER SPOT IN LEGENDS AND WE NEED HER TO GET BACK SHE NEED 50 MORE FANS TO GO,,,CAN YOU PLEASE HELP BY GOING TO HER PAGE TO RATE AND FAN HER,,,ANE LET ME KNOW THAT YOU DID ON THIS bLOG AND TELL HER WildCat SENT YOU.. SMOOCHES TO ALL OF YOU Cherrybomb™~Mystic Tearz of LDC~FU/CT Godmother~Club F.A.R.~B of B~DM & sS~Lord Mages sub~@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY AND BETTER UPCOMING WEEKEND HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞

Hard Decisions (a Personal Look)
I'm sure a lot of you know of abuse personally or someone that was. I was. My mother knew my stepfather was assaulting me since I was 11, but she told me she 'couldn't deal with it at the time' - she let it go on. She abused me as well in different ways (physically, emotionally, verbally, and even beat us if we prayed wrong). Why did she admit it now after all this time? She recently found out that he has been cheating on her with an old girlfriend of his, but you see THIS isn't ok. It is ok (to her) for him to do that with her kids only I guess. She Is divorcing him and has now put him in jail on other charges. She says she wants to 'when she is ready' and can 'deal with it' go back to the police about the assault and she promises she will "make him pay for what he did." to me. I am trying to heal ... to get past this. I have called the police here .. I was told that she can force me to court regarding this matter. Being 33 years old now, it is amazing how I still I

I Have Something To Say
I have something to say. I am sick and tired of women on this site hiding behind icons and ripped pictures of other women. If you do not want to show your true self on the default pics and quit deceiving people maybe you should get off this site. I cant stand deception, if you have to hide behind someone else or something else ........ look in the mirror and fix the reason you are deceiving people.

American Idol.
Since I know people really don't read my blogs, I know I can rant about stupid shit and know one will know or care. People vote on people who can sing or can't sing like it's really meaningful. They say that the winner of that show is our american idol. Really? Ok. I don't sing or rap. I go to work every day. I've never been a drug dealer. I was married before I had kids. I have never been to prison. I don't pretend to be a gangster. I take care of my kids. I vote. It doesn't matter. If I sung like Clay Aiken I could be cool. More people care about bad singing than our Pres. Single parents who manage to take care of their kids are Idols. Fake ass rappers who claim the were big time drug dealers aren't. If your so damn good at it go back to it. We have become lax in our hopes for better. We are now just happy to get cable and internet service so we can get music and porn. Don't worry be happy should be our motto. There are know more Malcoms,Kings, and Kennedys. Just W. Life sucks and th

Im So Tired Of People
Im so tired of having to defend myself to people,Im sick of being accused when people come to their own conclusion with out asking first what I ment,I believe there is only one person who truly cares for me,really thinks of me as an "angel"you know who you are,thank you for never judging me. I feel all I do is apologize,when there are times I dont believe Im wrong,I try to be nice to everybody and all it does is blow up in my face,so Im done no more apologies,no more making others happy I cant deal anymore

Please Help A Friend
Hi all! I have a friend who entered a contest and was taken to the hospital on Friday. She has been battling cancer for 11 years and has been fighting the good fight. None of us know when she might be home again and I think it would be such a wonderful gesture if we could help her win the contest. I wouldn't ask any of you to do this if she was able to do it on her own, but she isn't! At this point, she is trailing by almost 10,000 comments. The contest ends on Sept. 8. If you would be able to help and even ask some of your friends to help, I would be MOST grateful. Thank you in advance for your consideration. The link is: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=454475&i=3974218748 please copy and paste it in your browser and do whatever you can do!

Thank You!!
hi everyone! hope you are all having a great friday!! :D:D i just wanted to drop some thank yous to all who helped me win kristan smiths sexiest picture contest. it was long and hard (just how i like it) :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D first of all thank you kristan smith for hosting the contest :D well done, especially since it was her first :) Kristan Smith@ fubar second is asian cat, for being the best sport ever, and helping me out even tho he was in the same contest as well! i wish it had been us 2 at the top... DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio~@ fubar next is james elsharp, for being my rock, and working just as hard as i did. when i wanted to quit, he motivated me to keep going...thank you babe!!! James "Elsharp"(THE sharp one)@ fubar here is my favorite spy, jiriw...he worked so hard, and managed to bring a smile to my face every day :D jiriw@ fubar dont think i could forget my friend, shady...for being so dedicated to helping me, and bringing his friends wi

Lover
We met in May in a sleepy little town where, despite our trouble finding decent vegetarian fare, we had no trouble discovering our veggie love for one another. We shared a two-day trip, a tryst in a non-spectacular hotel, an afternoon of handy love in a park. Our first physical encounter left us spent, a molten mishmash of limp limbs, me feeling like a spoiled queen on the king-size bed. We looked at the clock. Late. We barely made it to dinner, and in the restaurant, holding hands, we stroked each other's fingers, touched knees and legs and feet under the drape of the table cloth. The entire togethercoloredweekend was, and still is, a blur. There was no start, no stop, no way of counting how many times we fucked, how many times we came. Our last dinner together was to celebrate his birthday, complete with cheesecake and enough groping to make the ggg-est of savage lovers gag. We wined and dined, then left the restaurant to meander back to our cars. On the way, he to

Cancer
I saw my oncologist today and he feels that we have the cancer contained if not gone.However he would like me to undergo brain radiation as a precaution. I have small cell lung cancer which is very fast growing and aggressive and has the ability to alter it's form making it immune to chemo. The cure rate is minimal but quite often it can be contained or even gone but most always comes back elsewhere and doc says it's usually the brain. He feels that if we do the radiation now that when it comes back the brain will be a less likely target as we have radiated it , so I'm going to sign up tomorrow.Hopefully I'll still be able to function and chat with my very good friends that I've made here !!!

Toesucker Mc's
Two years ago, a friend of mine Asked me to say some fetish rhymes So I said this rhyme I'm about to say The rhyme was Def a-then it went this way Took a test to become an foot freak i love to suck toes seven days a week So Larry put me inside, his Cad-illac The chauffeur drove off and we never came back The feet look best when they are bare But i love sexy shoes so i gotta be fair And then we talkin autograph, and here's the laugh Toejam caviar, and foot spa bath But see ahh, ah that's the life, ah that I lead Cause toesucker MC's is what i be So take that and move back catch a heart attack Because there's nothin in the world, that Footie'll ever lack I cold chill at a party in a foot-boy stance And rock on the mic and make the girls wanna dance Fly like a Dove, that come from up above I'm rockin on the mic and you can call me Feet-Love I got a big long Caddy not like a Seville And written right on the side it reads 'Gimmie Feet if Ya Will' So if you see me cru

Sept 25th Members Update
It has come to our attention that several members do not participate.So we are going to see who needs to be removed from the group.We have no room to help people who are not helping others.This may be done regularly.If you are still a part of our crew and still participating please comment this blog.Also if you have not recieved the WSC ID and you have been a member for longer than a week please let us know that you need one.I hate to take up your time by doing this,but there isn's any point in you guys that put your time and effort into this group to help people who will not help you! Thank you , Psychorainstorm

Im Back And Mad As Hell!!!
ive been off here for a couple of months or more now and some vulchures have been having a hayday running me into the ground,well i hope you hd fun couse im back and soon for good and ill be setting the record straight and exposing these vulchures who like to toy with peoples emotions and lifes.im not about that and anyone that knows me knows whre i come from.ive helped qlot of you and always been there when a friend was needed ,this is how iv ben repayed by some jelouselow lifes,ive been declared a plaqyer,you all know better than that,ive been called everything there is to be called even.well i know several of these so called know it alls and im exposing each one by names (s) states ,nick names,aliases and everything else i know about them.i know my true friends will remain by my side as they always have and for the ones tat didnt know me well,youll get to really meet me.as for those that have chose to lie to my friends,use my name,ect,your the lowest of the low,you hurt alot of good

Question :p
Ok, judging by the number of guys i see scrolling rates through my nsfw's... i think we're WAY past "would you screw me" ... so my question for you is... would you take me home to meet your family? (things to keep in mind before answering: do you even know anything about me? ... are you ok with the fact that when i am working, i work as a cam girl... i curse like a trucker... how much would you need to censor me just to bring me home???) so... would you bring me home to meet your family, and if so, how much would i have to hide from them??? Sin

You A Gamer?
Well I was thinking.. some people overrate gamers sooo much. Thinking we have no life, that games are childish. So on and so forth... but to me that is soo false. I love gaming. I have gamed since I was around 6 years old I'm guessing. My parents suprised me with the 1st Nintendo and I fell in love. Gaming is my love, I can play and just forget about the world. Its just like reading or watching a movie. I get soo caught up into the storylines and trying to do my best at them Now online play omg I love it.. meeting gamers such as myself and just showing what I'm capable of and somedays haha thats not much. Though I try!! I just get sick of people putting videogames down. I'm a Gamer and proud of it! So if you want to show your love of gaming then all you have to do is make me a gamer salute. It can be with your fave game or fave console. Or a game with a written salute saying your a gamer. Then I will put you in my Gamer and Proud of it or whatever it is I will cal

Good-bye's Suck!!
You know, today I said good-bye to a friend. I never thought that separating from a person that I had never seen in person so hard could be so difficult but I found it heartbreaking none the less. I considered this person a very close friend of mine; we talked on the phone, messengered and sometimes just goofed off. I know a lot about him and he knows a lot about me and I am not usually that free with information about myself, I’d much rather get to know others. Recently, my friend was put in a position where he had to make some choices in life. The choices he made were beneficial to him and I am so proud of him that it’s crazy, however, the circumstances and the execution of those choices left a lot to be desired. They left me to feel as if the friendship meant a lot more to me and was very disposable to him. That hurt but life is what it is and no one said it was fair. You suck it up you move on and forgive, that helps you to sleep at night. We toss that word “friend”

The Most Adorable Thing Ever...and I Mean Ever.. :d
..just aww.. Make video montages at ..for once, I don't know what to say...this amazing creation bought to you by my girlfriend, the one, the only... A m N e S i A@ fubar ..if you're nice to her, rate her page and show her some love, she might show you how to make one of your own for someone special .. yarly!

Poem/thought
Go to sleep and forget my woe's wake up and can't feel my toe's My blood, my blood, flow's slow. My heart,my heart, it beats day by day, once agin ready to play. No where to play,here I stay. Alone once again with nothing but my thought's wondering when and if my heart will feel truelove once again. Many loves I've had in my past,but none that last. shame but true,I just don't know what to do. If it is meant to be, I know love will find me,and set me free.

So I Bought A Vip :d
hi everyone!!!!! i hope you all are doing well, and having a great saturday :) im feeling a bit hung over today after last night...i didnt really drink too much; it was the combo i drank. started off with a couple red beers then moved on to a couple shots of goldshlauger(sp?)and then back to another beer. not the best combo of drinks. my tummy was not pleased. anyhow...everytime i drink too much i wake up at the crack of dawn, and cant get back to sleep!! im so tired, but alas...so i decided to buy myself a vip. :D i thought it would make me feel better, and it has! lol :D now i can upoload even more pictures! yay! and i can give away 11s! keep an eye out for my blogs, cause i will be giving 11s to people who comment :) also...i have room for 25 more family members. i havent decided yet how im going to choose, but i will let you know. more news...i have decided to join another one of kristan smiths contests. i was in her first 2 and i won both, so im going fo

A Word On Nsfw
Dear friends, Those of you who know me, know that I don't usually rate random pics. I like pics of you, pics of things in your life, because I am usually (lol) genuinely interested in my friends. If you have posted NSFW pics of yourself... Well first of all, I won't look if you're a guy. And ladies, I probably won't rate them, I will likely never comment them. It's not that I don't appreciate them. There are no points awarded on any NSFW pics for ratings. The pics are personal in nature and I would rather not comment them publicly. Everyone has beauty. If you see that I have actually clicked on an NSFW pic belonging to you, consider it a compliment. I have stopped to admire someone beautiful. I'm not perving, not just looking for NSFW. Rather stopping my regular routine to appreciate, admire and take in the beauty that you have shared. BUT If you were mine and you posted NSFW.. I'd be pissed off because I would want you to be ALL MINE!! LOL 8-P Have a GREAT day ladie

Just Boredom Part 2...
I start to kiss down the right side of your pussy ever so close, but not close enough and start to kiss and suck hard on your right inner thigh as my right hand is so ever lightly rubbin' your pussy lips....... Lightly run my fingers over your pussy lips and just so ever lightly flick my tounge across your clit.. Just enough to tease you and make you want more... I slide myself back to the ankle of your left leg and start kissin' and lightly lickin' my way up your calf, your knee, your thigh until i reach your left inner thigh again.. I lightly lick and kiss your pussy lips and ever so gentle lick and kiss your clit, and slide myself back down and start kissin' and lickin' my way up your right leg. Lightly nibblin' and kissin' and lickin' your calf, the sides and under your right knee, your thigh, until I reach your inner thigh again.. This time I run my tounge ever so softly from the bottom of your pussy all the way up to your clit and so ever lightly lick and s

My Quickstep Guide To Mumming.
Mumms can be very time consuming if you are new to them. After reading voting on countless mumm's, i've come to the following conclusions, and you my friend, can save time in your mumming life by following in my footsteps. lol. the guy with the foot fetish said 'footsteps' :P 1. mumm's that ask for YOUR favorite this or that, or what YOU would do, are not mumms. these people suck and do not deserve your points. do not vote. leave a comment that tells them they suck. 2. violence never solved anything. (except the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, WW1, WW2, etc.). If a mummer asks for violence or not, no violence! 3. do not become an accessory to a crime. Voting on a mumm that persuades a person to commit a crime could be interpreted as aiding in that crime. Don''t do it. Vote against all illegal acts. 4. always vote to: let it go, wait and see, see what happens, or the like. If the mummer is ok with waiting for fate to intervene, why should you interfere?

Order Of Protection!
TO JERRY (Fu-Daddy)....I KNOW YOU STALK MY PAGE WITH FAKES...I KNOW YOU STALK MY MESSENGERS WITH FAKES....LEAVE ME ALONE...I WAS TOLD TO ADVISE YOU THAT IF YOU SHOW UP IN THIS TOWN...ON MY MESSENGER...OR ON MY PAGE AGAIN....THE LOCAL SHERIFFS OFFICE WILL DEAL WITH IT....THEY HAVE AN INTERNET CRIMES DIVISION...I HAVE SWORN OUT AN ORDER OF PROTECTION AGAINST YOU AND WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME ALONE...GO AWAY

My Husband Died Today!
=== '~KOOGERBABE~ Im not coming back my husband died today and this is no joke' spewed forth the following at '2007-12-01 19:40:04'.. > > My husband yes i was married died today in a accident at work and i now will no longer becoming on here anymore. I have my 3 kids to look after and thats all i need! Here is his link to his page! Luvlicks3@ fubar

Ok Ladies Up For Auction Largerthanhim
Ok ladies up for bidding Largerthanhim our very own Pimp :D Anything goes he has no limit on what he will do for highest bidder! Bidding starts at 8am till 10pm bids can be place in fubucks, vips, big pimping giftas, and or blasts anything well be accepted for bids! Winnings will be paid to largerthanhim and he is not urs until u have paid him! any questions plz ask and ladies bid away who wouldnt want this HOTT MAN!!!

Whiny Crybabies Just Leave? - Updated....bar Tab Issue Fixed
I know that many of us are turned upside down by the new feature of being notified about what all of our friends are doing. Some like it, some don't. I happen to be with those who don't. Baby J says I like BabyJ and have the utmost respect for him but in this case we must agree to disagree. Absolutely, I can..........and have turned my settings to see what's going on only on my page. Why? Quite franky, I adore my friends but I do NOT feel the need to be all up your business like that. However, just because I've disable mine doesn't mean that someone else can't watch every move I make. That is what I dislike about the new feature. I should be able to decide if I want to be watched like that or not. A simple button or dropbox that says "Allow others to see what I'm doing - yes or no" would solve this whole issue. So those who want to hand out tissues or call the whaaambulance are welcome to keep doing that. I usually support and back up site changes as they are nece

Working Out Of Town
Here i find myself on a tuesday night, out of town, away from friends and family for the second and thank god the last night. Sharing a room with an older gentleman named chava. He has worked for us for several years and is really a great guy. However he is pushing my patience to a limit. Yesterday i bought him dinner, as i did today. Yesterday was Kfc ,, today was Subway. Right now i have the bathroom fart fan on trying to rid this lil room of the ass he has been dropping. A nice pungent mix of chicken and subway blt. The windows are secured or frozen shut and the stench is inescapable. Omfg! He dropped ass again!!! wtf! Room service,,, 1 jumbo cork! stat!! The friggen paint is peeling!!! Its pissing me off!!!!!!! I may be gettin a separate room. My stomach just cant handle much more!! Damm,, i clicked my heels together 3 times,,, guess what?! I didnt friggen go home!! At least in this motel i have semi-functioning wifi and the beds are not broken like the ones from last night

Thank You Friends
THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR BUILDING ME BACK UP I COULDNT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ALL OF YOU IF I SEEM TO BE LOST THE NEXT FEW WEEKS ITS BECAUSE I AM I JUST LOST MY 7 YR OLD NIECE AND IF YOU KNOW ME YOU KNOW I LOVE KIDS AND KIDS MEAN THE WORLD TO ME THANKS AGAIN FOR EVERYTHING LOVE YOU GUYS..............

01-05-08 (wrong Day)
Hello Saturday Blog Readers How are you this fine wintery Saturday? Good I hope! As you see from my video "Hang on Sloopy" I guess I'm not quite ready to ease up on my "BUCKEYE babbling" just yet! I just realized today that the game isn't until Monday ... I guess between my fever & wishful thinking -- that it was on today! *sigh* I thought waiting until today was bad enough!!! I feel like a kid waiting to open his presents on Christmas morning, Like the clock is ticking slower as the anticipation grows! Growing older by each passing moment ... With that I'll segue into today's greeting: I've used this one numerous time in different formats ... Adding a little "Buckeye Flare" to it ... (being I thought today was 'GAME DAY') ugh So if it looks somewhat familiar -- that's why. I think the original making date back to March '06 Yesterday's TGIF was from then too, being the 'second' Friday tag I'd made ... With a lot of revisions - I thi

A Dream
A Dream I thank the Lord for creating the beauty of you. Who has shown me how your heart is so humanly true. Who is the most precious person in my life. The lady I am honored to call my wife. I thank the Lord for giving me this chance, to wine you and dine you with all my love and romance. Trying to express my Love for you through these words. As we fly high on the clouds as if we were birds. I want you to know how deep my Love runs for you. Yes, deep in my soul and in my bones too. You are the most precious person in my life. The only one with no doubt, I would never think twice. Who has the power to move my heart, into believing in you from the start. As though you were the sea and I am the beach. Moving my heart to depths no one else could ever reach! I ev

J-roxxx Hottest Mummer On Fubar Contest Now Open!
VOTE FOR THE HOTTEST MUMMER ON FUBAR!! This contest is RATES ONLY! So...NO ANNOYING BOMBING NECESSARY! CONTEST RUNS FOR 30 DAYS! Each rate counts as 1 vote :) because of the new photo rating system...you will be able to vote up to 4 times (once a week)! feel free to vote for more than one contestant! CLICK HERE TO VOTE!!CLICK HERE TO VOTE!!CLICK HERE TO VOTE!!CLICK HERE TO VOTE!!CLICK HERE TO VOTE!!CLICK HERE TO VOTE!!CLICK HERE TO VOTE!!CLICK HERE TO VOTE!! I will be accepting late entries for 1 WEEK ONLY! I will take the last entries on sunday, jan 13th :) ****ALL CONTESTANTS WILL RECEIVE A PRIZE!!**** -Everyone who enters will receive a fubar trophy! -All who get over 50 rates will also receive, what i am going to call...getting you shitfaced! :D -Any who receive over 100 rates will be given a platinum cherry! -6th place will receive 50,000 fu-bucks! -5th place will receive 100,000 fu-bucks! -4th place will receive a 1 day blast! -3rd

Sorry For Previous Actions
well it looks like my actions from way back in August have resurfaced and come back to haunt me and bite me in the ass lol. someone used my invite link to make me purple back then and now its looking like this is why i've been reset. it was when i was going for godmother, so it was well before the 10k points for referrals, so it didn't help me as much as it would of done nowadays. anyway, i've been told that the person who helped me has been ratting on everyone he helped with points, so now they're getting their points reset. i didn't know or even realise that i was doing anything wrong, that the accounts would be fake. i thought everything was legit, i thought it was just a friend helping another friend out. never in a million years would i ever think he'd come back and get me my points reset. i just wanted to be purple for the day, its a cool colour lol i'm not 100% sure if this is whats going on, but babyj said to ♥Life its because i cheated back then, but the f

Real And True Friends...bullshit!
So Monday evening I was reset back to the beginning of Fuking and all of my points and fubucks taken. Oh well Life sucks sometimes. But when you realize that being punished for bullshit is bullshit...you just start over...get over it and move on...so thats what I did. And as I have done this I have realized without a shadow of a doubt who my REAL and TRUE FRIENDS ARE! So if you dont see yourself in my family and you were once there...dont come to me and ask me why...I dont ask anything of my friends except for them to be there for me like I have them and never lie to me. Some of my friends have been AWESOME...and they know who they are so I am not naming names...But dont call yourself my friend knowing that you have NEVER been there for me...but I have been there for you. I always try to help my friends to the best of my ability and never ask for anything in return...But when it comes to something that I need them there for seems my friends list gets smaller..SO as of today...the famil

Should I Block...
OK - I'm a ho - I admit it. Now I say live and let live - I don't ask you to be like me but expect you to respect (ha ha) my views on life. There's a couple of people who hassle me about my standards. Apart from the fact that I have non I find it clutters up my shout box. So should I block these people or should I allow them the freedom to shout me? Comments appreciated. Erica x

My Dream Girl
My Dream Girl I guess you already know of my dream girl. So sweet and lovely as a precious pearl. The most Gorgeous young lady I have ever seen. Has some how jumped right out of my dream. But still out of reach from a single touch. That forces me to beg and pray for so much. A feeling of warmth and joy she gives. With her beauty and style just the way she is. I know she can dance like an Angel you see. Because my dream girl has just smiled at me. Giving me joy and making me free. And now I feel that she’s just dancing for me. A sweetheart I will never really know, for she is on my screen just for a show. I wish I knew her more intimately, dreaming of her standing

Sexy Momma 2008 Is A Spineless Blocking Coward Cunt!
hey sexy momma 2008 what;s a matter, couldnt handle the heated argument so thats why u gotta block, u fucin chickenshit tramp? women like u r nothing but a spineless twat. goback to myspace u fucin little reject , and go flirt wit the little kiddies. u wanna play baby? im gonna degrade ur ugly slutty as all over fubar, bring it u fucin cunt!

A Sticky Situation.
Letter. I have been seeing this guy for a couple months. We both agreed in the beginning that it would be casual, no one would get attached to the other. We have seen each other 3-4 times a week since we met, and get along great. Of course, I am attached. He said that he is with one woman at a time, so he doesn't sleep around. I believe him. I told him I am not interested in anyone else. He is not attached, and I don't think it would bother him if we ended it now. My question is, how do I get him to want to be with me, as more than a casual fling? He's got great long term potential, and I know we'd be good together. My response. Talk to him about it. You really don't have anything to lose. If he rejects the idea, you'll get hurt, but if you keep going the way you are, you'll get hurt. The only way to move forward is communication. I'm a firm believer in communication. If he rejects the idea, I would remain friends, but for your heart's sake, move on. I put a little more t

Home
Hey Guys, Not going to stay on here long going to make this one short and sweet. Just got released those who called me at the hospital I appreciate it. thos who sent messages, Emails etc I appreciate it also, Love ya all.... Heres a short version of what happened Beginning Sat Morning. A few things while I was in, I went to the Emergency room Sat Morning and the jack offs took a chest x-ray, EKG and sent me home, Monday Morning I Called my Doctor and Bitched until they told me to come in at 9 Am, I arrived with chest pains BP 160/140 Gasping for air. The Hospital is across the street from my dr's office and they took me by Gurney to the ER which I was admitted. Multiple test, X-Rays , Blood etc over the next couple of days and the results are.... I am now A Insulin Dependent No More Pills Humilin 70/30. Nebulizer 3 X a day for my lungs Upped the dosage for my Blood Pressure double what I was taking. Haven’t smoked a cigarette since Saturday Morning and a crack

02-08-08 (cash)
February 08, 2008 Greetings ... Thanks for bloggin' with me You -ARE- the: For coming bye daily! So, tax times here (in the USA) ... For some that means nothing ... If you are one of those, a date you watch is April 15 When you HAVE to file. But for some very lucky few ... Enjoy this time Because it's a rewarding time of year. (for those who get large returns) $ M o n e y $ I found that today and th

I Has Been Tagged, Thanks Papa,j,urby,mo And Daisy:d:|
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I collect transformers,video game figures, and comic book toys:D 2)I put ice cubes in my milk. 3)I could stick my head out the window of my kitchen for like 10 mins at a time, just cus the air smells good. 4)my oldest son can kick my ASS in def jam:| 5)I hate hate HATE being called Natasha, but dont mind being called Tasha. 6)I wear black eyeliner.. only cus if I dont..people claim that I look high or just havent slept in 2 weeks :| 7)I laugh uncontrolably at the thought of Chris freakin out if he has to put a wooden spoon in his mouth..I snort even at the though lmao. 8)Im scared shitless of clowns and f

Just For You
Just For You by: Deborah A. Boyd When I first met you Who would of known How much my love for you Would of grown As each day passes It amazes me still That my love for you Is what I feel I give you my heart So freely my dear But please be careful For it's full of fear I promise you this That's all I can do I will always be there With my love so true

List # 3 Of Current Club F.a.r. Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... TEAM STRIKEFORCE Captains : Addictive, MishNumber1 & Jennicense Greeters : SexyGranny1967 Pimpette : Southern Stunna & Forsaken Bitch Addictive~CLUB FAR~CTGirl lover@ fubar Owned By Sherry ~ MishNumber1 ♥ Member Of SUP ClubFAR ShadowLevelers UKFamily & SBG@ fubar Jennicense *Shadow Leveler* Club F.A.R. Strike Force Team Co-Capt.* Spanker* DSC Member*@ fubar SexyGranny1967 ♥ Shadow Leveler ♥ Club FAR ♥ S*U*P ♥ fu~owned by J

Take A Chance?
hi all my lovely friends :D hope you all are having a fantasic week! mine is going pretty well. :) i start a new part time job tomorrow (2 days a week) so i will have a little extra money :D yay! lord knows i need it :D so, in case you didnt know yet im in a race! its between myself and pebblesinaz. whoever reaches godfather first wins :) what would i win you ask? well this is how it works...a bidding pool has been started. so far there is 90,000 fubucks in there. whoever wins gets all the fubucks! im in the lead right now, but its taken me more than twice the time to get to this level than it has taken her. she only created her account this past november. ive been here a year this past January. ****IF YOU WANT TO HELP**** rate, and comment on as much of my stuff as you can stand! ************************************************* ************************************************* ****IF YOU WANT TO BET ON ME WINNING!**** CLICK HERE! ALL fubucks wa

Soon...
So like, in about 5 hours, I'm heading out of my small town and heading to a MUCH larger one. I'm going to meet someone. He brought it up a few weeks ago. I didn't want to, because I didn't want to push, but once we started talking about it, the plans were pretty much in motion for it to happen. And now the day is here. I'm scared, nervous, excited... so many emotions all rolled up, culminating in ONE event.

Life Is Really Hard Sometimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOST MY DAUGHTER AND BEST FRIEND WITHIN 10 MONTHS OF EACHOTHER, I STILL HAVE A 7 YR. OLD SON HE'S THE BEST, BUT STILL THERE ARE DAYS I JUST WANNA GIVE UP. WHY MY KID? MY FAMILY??... BUT I KNOW IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF US. I'M Having a hard time keeping my mind sane cuz it just wants to die too. I know I have to be strong for my son. Am I goin crazy or is life really shitty sometimes????????

Boobage And Panties
For the entertainment of others, I kinda got a giggle... kingtskell...: so what do you like doin ->me...: patting my head and rubbing my tummy is high on the 'like to do' list. you? kingtskell...: do you mind peersonal questions ->me...: depends on how personal they are ->me...: but for the most part, no kingtskell...: well i think you have a great body and was woundering if i could have the honor of knowin your bra size ->me...: I thought guys had booby sense like spider man has spidey sense... you don't already know? kingtskell...: no i dont know r they bigger than a c cup ->me...: 24DD kingtskell...: wow sounds gerat kingtskell...: do you like to wear sexy underwear too ->me...: I like it when men wear my undies kingtskell...: what kind do you have ->me...: thinking about wearing them? kingtskell...: you would have to send me a pair and i would take a pic for you lol *shudders at the thought of his last statement* He's st

03-24-08 (tv)
March 24, 2004 While I was unable to log-on and with the yucky weather outdoors I found myself watching TV again. Not my usual sporting event playing while I hang with YOU on the fu either ... I was 'WATCHING' shows ... something I rarely have done these last couple of years I've been enjoying downtime it's been with YOU here on the fu. And I have this old style consol TV like the type your parents had ... That was actually a piece of furniture ... that there may of had photos on, Or lined with a doily overlay even? Instead of one that hangs on the wall like a photo & has the resolution like a window! I mean - TV's have grown up to be amazing technology that's astounding when you compare them to what we had as kids.

I Have Found...
So I realized a few things today... After an entire life or running and hiding. I can face up to my life..I will no longer lock myself away and find my own "pain release". For I know that sometimes the bad just blinds us. There is no release...Only dealing with whats staring you in the face. After having a horrible morning.(Not to count the months leading up to this morning) ..I kept thinking about everything going on.. Then I kept going from the bad things..to the good things...Thats when I realized I could just focus on the good..So..I will realize.. Bad things happen to good ppl..Sometimes for no reason at all.. Regardless of what anyone says..I will do right by me and my children. I will hold my head high..Knowing my path was long and painful...But worth every step. I will no longer give up on life..Because my children need me not too...Children learn what they live..And I know I do not want to put this pain on them. I have proven to MYSELF time and time

Dreaming
Dreaming By: Deborah Boyd There is a place So far away But yet it beckons me To come and stay The lights are soft The music turned down The fireplace roaring In the background The weather outside Seems to know what is dear The soft pitter patters of rain Is coming so near You come take my hand To show me the way You lead me across the room To where we both lay The soft gentle kisses The caress of your hands Soon send by body quivering Its more then I can stand Soon the soft glow Of our bodies embrace Emerge to become one Without even a trace The emotions I feel They are such a rush To know our loves there Oh God its to much I then close my eyes The sensation is there The feel of your body Is more then I can bare I open my eyes And look into space To wonder where I am To have this taken such place I then come to realize That in my slumber I slept To have such a dream For me to have kept

Friday 03-28-08 (space)
March 28, 2008 Hello! (is there anybody out there?) After yesterday headache causing (Sorry Christine) deep thought question & subject matter. I thought I'd toss something out there that most have somekind of opinion on. It could be FUN to discuss and love to hear your thoughts. When it comes to the question of if we are alone in the universe?

Priceless..... Shoutbox
Had to share my funny shoutbox conversation with you that I had with apparently my savior (aka: http://www.fubar.com/user/1759026 ) Scourge Of...: yes, you will do nicely ->Scourge Of...: i will do nicely? Scourge Of...: Yes. ->Scourge Of...: for? Scourge Of...: A little mission I am on. I am afraid I don't have time for details now. ->Scourge Of...: gottcha *about 10 mins passes, yes I was curious, lol ->Scourge Of...: so just gonna leave me hanging are ya? Scourge Of...: I'm sorry? Scourge Of...: I don't understand what it is you're requesting. ->Scourge Of...: lol, nevermind i was trying to figure out what it was you were talking about Scourge Of...: Well, hopefully it is all clear now. ->Scourge Of...: nope but that's all good hun Scourge Of...: It will be someday soon. ->Scourge Of...: k Scourge Of...: To spell it out for the simpletons, I intend to rehabilitate you so that you are no longer an att

I Was Noticed..
So anyways... was at a podunk little bar north of the cities last night. Ya know, the little pub in a town for 1000 people...Well anyways...I was pretty drunk..This guy walks up to me and says "Aren't you the #1 person on Fubar for Minneapolis?" and I said "What are you talking about?" He's like "You're that Stephy chick." Meanwhile the people I was with are all confused. They aren't online people and have no idea what Fubar is. So I told him he had the right person. And he starts going on and on about me always being the #1 person on the search for Mpls. I was embarrassed as hell. He started telling the bar about the site and everyone was laughing at me being a "godfather" on some silly site...It was an odd situation...I almost felt like some d-list celebrity lol.

Fri 04-18-08 (lit Up)
Friday, April 18, 2008 TGIF And TGYH! . . . (Thank God You're Here!) I'm so happy to see you & Wish you a great weekend ... I hope it rocks! Speaking of rocking ... Def Lepard rocking out their 80's classic "Pour some sugar on me": Red light Yellow light Green light ... Go! hmmm, I heard

Shaking My Head....
It is a proven fact that sex sells. It sells cars, it sells clothes, it even makes you friends. It is obvious to most, that the picture I have up as my default pic right now is clearly not me. It is Raven Riley, a very popular porn star that can be googled any day of the week. I have, over the last 10 days, alternated between her picture one day, and a picture of me the next day. On the days I had my own picture up I may get between 5 and 15 new friend requests. (I have a blast going right now so that there is maximum exposure to all Fubarians) When I put her picture up, I get between 60 and 125 friends requests in a day, lots of fubar gifts bought for me, propositions for marriage and other biblical activities in my shoutbox and fumail. Most of my blocked users come from the days I have had her picture up and someone decides to explicitly tell me what they would like to do with the girl in the picture. It usually involves their body parts and my mouth if you get the picture. YAK

Ugh, Car Accident
Today as I was driving with hubby, this moron decided to make a left turn. The person in front of me hit the breaks, as well as Doug (the hubby), but the person behind didn't, sending her minivan straight into my bumper. And..."hello, Mrs Face, meet Mr Dashboard". For a second I thought my teef fell out, which could've made me some serious bux if I was a hooker. But I counted, and they were all there. Just some skin off my elbow, and a weird bruise. Doug somehow shoved his nail into his face, creating a deep cut that was bleeding kinda profusely. But he just wiped it off with a used Taco Bell napkin, sure it will heal well. The lady that was in the front started crying from shock, and I had to comfort her (no, I did NOT bash her head in). Turns out she missed her daughter's bday somethin. Later on it turned out that she got a guitar for her daughter since she wants to take lessons. It so happened that Doug is a guitar teacher. So out of the whole ordeal Doug got a new studen

Tues 05-06-08 (dress It Up)
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 I hope this finds YOU in good spirits and a somewhat productive if not fun -TUESDAY- under way ... I'd like to say mine was productive But I'd be lying - but I did have fun! My Grandbaby Ella really knows how to party! (haha) nah, but she does give me the biggest kicks.

Huh??
So this old guy told me my pics made him hard (which made me wanna puke), and then proceeded to tell me I'm hot and sexy only on FUBAR and I'm not 100% happy in my marriage. Was this some kind of backhanded compliment or something? Why isn't there an internet test so the tards can't get online? :(

Name That Tune Round 5!
I FUKKIN LOVE THIS SONG!!! OK YAY I AM GETTING MARRIED!!! (3rd time lol) SO I AM GIDDY LETS SAY 20K FOR THE 1ST TO NAME BAND AND SONG! IF U KNOW BUT DONT WANT BUCKS JUST TAUNT THE OTHER TILL THEY GET IT LMAO LETS HAVE A WINNER! Won't you come over and stay for a while? Take a seat, have a drink, we'd have a nice time. Turn on the TV I believe it's prime time. I'll make you chicken cacciatore in five. There's a woman down at 314 who can't keep the stains on her kitchen floor clean. And there's a man who's been knockin' on his door for three years, or has it been four? I don't wanna spend the winter in this house all alone. Those neighbors of mine keep coming on over and playing with my mind. I would like to love you, I sure would treat you right. We could take the trash out every Thursday night. Here in my neighborhood there is the strangest thing - green buckets every Friday at every driveway. They're filled with glasses, plastics, and newspapers, too. Th

Round 13!!
Name that tune! Band and song title! First to comment gets 5k FuBucks! I will be playing this game all day so watch for my blogs in your bartabs! If you know the answer but don't want the bucks pls comment but don't give the answer so somebody can win the bucks! Oh I can see there ain't no room for me You're only holding out your heart in sympathy If there's another man, then girl I understand Go on and take his hand and don't you worry bout me I'll be blue and I'll be crying too But girl you know I only want what's best for you What good is over-pride if our true love has died Go on and be his bride and don't you worry bout me I'll be strong I'll try to carry on Although you know it won't be easy when you're gone I'll always think of you, the tender love we knew But somehow I'll get through so don't you worry bout me Oooh, baby Sweetie pie before you say goodbye Remember if he ever leaves you high and dry Don't cry alone in pain, don't ever feel as

Another Up Coming Surgery
As most of my close good friends know, I lost my implants right after Thanksgiving last year. In fact I went into the hospital the Monday after Thanksgiving with the doctor wanting to do surgery that afternoon but I was to dehydrated to do it. They pumped fluids into me all night and I had surgery the next morning. I lost my right implant and alot of breast tissue. no it was not cancer. A milk gland stopped up then got infected and then Abcess after abcess, the size of the implant kept the infection hide until it was really horrible and all inside my chest, it was to the point of causing me heart problems. The doctor told me if I had waiting another day to come in I would have been dead. The implants was floating in the infection and alot of other gross things I won't mention, but anyway, they removed the implant and alot of tissue, and it left a massive hole. I was on a wound vac for months and I had a second surgery in Feb. They had to open it back up and debred it. Put me back on th

Cyber Love
*~* Cyber Love ? Can You ? * Would You ? * Could You ? * Wouldn't It Be Hard Tho ? With Someone You Have Never Seen 0r Touched ? Ive Been Thinking And I Suppose * If You Have feelings For That Person So Passionate That Your Heart Skips A Beat When You See Them Come On Line ? And You Just About Melt At The Sound Of Their Voice ? * The Strange And Confusing Feelings That Stir Inside You * Hanging On To Their Every Word * Hoping That What Their Saying To You Is Coming From Their Heart * Not Just Words Full Of Bullshit That They Tell Every One * * The What Is Happening To Me Thoughts * Are These Feelings Real ? Am I Totally Insane ? Wondering If They Feel The Same Way ? Then In An Instant Their Gone * You Think ! Come Back Don't Leave Me Like This* * And Your Left With A Longing To Touch* To Be Able To Reach Out And Gently Stroke Their Face * To Feel The Warmth Of Their Breath On Your Skin * Their Body Next To Yours * To Feel Their Heart Beat * To Be Face To Fa

Checkin' Out.
I just looked around me, at my life, at my room. At constant disorder, broken dreams, melancholy followed by brief spurts of success. I got nothing. I'm quitting kung fu, can't afford it anymore. Can't afford to pay my taxes from last year. Can't find a single fucker that wants a scientist for more than a shit handfuls of shit an hour. I got it. New York beat me. time to take a hint, and roll. I'm looking at california, my friend says to come stay a week, and look at jobs. My industry is booming there, geologists needed everywhere. Still surf, and bigger mountains. I think this is it, I think this is my last few weeks in NY.

Mid May Rantage...well, Sort Of..
...so it's been awile since I posted any variety of rant about much. I guess it's because other than the usual stupidity that goes on there really isn't all that much to rant on about. Well, other than the usual. Seems like one of the people that used "The Force" to gather rates and stuff either deleted herself or got deleted or whatever happend who knows in the tops, and out of the kindness of my heart, I've decided to give that suspected top member fake about 36 more hours to produce something substantial before it hits the preverbial nuke bin with the rest of them that got owned. Other than the other stuff goin on, nothing too too extreme really. My contest was fun and I'd like to thank everyone again. I don't think anyone above a level 22 won a prize. Which dispels the notion of the "popular" people on here getting all of the attention. Nice change, almost refreshing. Speaking of popular, there's still a fubling pack up for grabs and it's a Fubuck only auction so if the gas tank it

Tell Me Why....
...it's ok for a 40 something year old MAN to punch my 10 year BOY twice in the gut and get away with it? Tell me why this man wasn't arrested on the spot and isn't charged with assault? WTF is wrong with our justice system? I wonder if the cops responsed have sons. I wonder what they would do if someone put their hands on their son. If I go over and punch him twice I would surely go to jail! WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE! I am so angry, hurt, and I feel so helpless! No wonder more children don't tell people when bad things have happened to them. THEY CAN'T GET HELP! No wonder more women don't leave their abusive husbands! I am livid! Somebody talk me the HELL DOWN!

Unfornate Events
do to some unforunate events i have been forced to move to a friends. I have been having a close friend check messages and such as i have not had access to a computer. For those of you in my HH I promise yo give you your gifts that u have coming to u asap it will be after the 2nd. My ex husband took my money and i just took him to court and he is order to give it all back and has less then a week.....so of u that want to say karma is coming for me PLEASE... everyone thats been patient and hasnt threatened me and my charater will get their prizes. stop posting lies about me. Im handing out hh's and the prizes as of the 2nd when i receive my check and tose of you whosay karma is coming for me well its coming to u for the crap u talk about me when im keeping my word...word to u when u think ur wise u aint others will look at u and laugh knowing u lied and lied about someone that hasnt done anything wrong. btw i have 45 days after the contest ends to hand out prizes its in fubar hand

End To A Long Work Week
A Good End, to a Long Work Week (Bi-Guys & Straight) It had been a long boring week in the office and being late in the day on a Friday, most of the people had already gone home. Seemed to be just me in my office and the cleaning crew, who were wandering through the halls of the building. I started prowling the internet, for some distractions. I found some sites with erotic pictures and movie samplers. Before long, I could feel my cock waking up. So, I stood up to push the door closed, then back to have a seat behind my desk. I slowly unzipped my slacks and pulled out my half hard cock, for a little stroking time. I found a few good movies of some very orally talented girls, always a favorite of mine. I get into a good rhythm, stroking away, nice slow long strokes. I can see some pre-cum oozing over the thick head of my cock, now. I smear my juices all along the shaft, now well lubricated, I wrap my hand fully around the shaft and begin to stroke it faster. It turns out, I was not a

Going Deep In The Woods
Going Deep in the Woods (Bi-Guys) I was out walking through the woods one late fall afternoon, when I came up on a campsite. It was a group of guys, from out of state, doing some hunting. Not having any luck that day, they all came back to camp early. They invited me to sit and have some for coffee. As we are sitting around the fire chatting, they tell me the eight of them, are high school buddies, who meet up once a year. They take turns picking the place, a different place every year. It gives them time away from the wives and families. So, even on slow days, they still can sit back and relax. Sometimes they find a place near a lake, for some fishing too. It was a warm afternoon, so some of them were just wearing shorts and t-shirts. After an hour or so, I notice that one of the guys has the head of his cock peaking out the leg of his shorts. It looks huge, I can't seem to look away. He catches me staring and grins. He gets up and walks over to where I am sitting and just pulls out

Unexplained Fu. Level 26. No Salute?
X-Files Theme - Dj Dado ..more from the land of the "Unexplained Fu."... Owner of one of the more popular lounges in Fubar... Level 26.. no salute ..umm why? ..maybe someone can ask it why. A mystery to say the least. ♥~K€®®ý~♥~§lu†$ Wîƒ€ý~ØWÑÊR øƒ Çlub Fåñ†å$îå~@ fubar It does have alot of pictures of the same dude on its' page. Maybe that's who's running it. Can't say, because we don't know, because there's no salute. Odd to spend oodles of time in a lounge like that and not have time to post a salute, no? Strange, strange things that people do. Hope everyone's having a good week. Peace.

Anything Right
Anything Right - P.O.D. So much to say so little time for me to explain the way I feel You only see things the way you want to see them It makes sense to you all these things you do You got it all figured out while everyone is confused How do you do it? In your mind I'm just blind You're right all of the time If I think for myself, I guess I'm way out of line I'm not who you are I'm so sorry [chorus:] I can't do anything right You don't know me, stay out of my life Kick me while I'm down, I want you to I can't be like you Don't want to be like you No matter what I do it's never good enough I give all that is me; still it's never enough So, why try? I give up. What does it feel like to be in you shoes And walk over everyone like you do? Tear me down again, I want you to. You're lovely, so beautiful You're perfect in every way. Your interior rusted. I'm so disgusted Can't trust it. You're busted.

I Haz A Friend??
So My R/L Best Friend Joined not to long ago! I know shes still new and doesn't have a salute yet But I promise shes real :) so Go show her some fu luv!! Shes a sweet heart and you won't regret it! Thanks everyone :D ♥ heat4686@ fubar

Did You Know? ....i Sure Hope So....
Did you know... ...that these images are offensive? Though they may seem cute, fluffy or sexy and make you go "AWWWW".....they are offensive. They make me cringe, shudder and shake! Do you know why? I hope so. AND, if not, I hope you read on. Let me start by saying I am a PATRIOT! I am the Granddaughter of a Decorated WWII Veteran (RiP Pa), the Daughter of a Vietnam Veteran, the niece to many Uncles that served our Great Nation, the Ex Wife of an Operation Desert Storm Veteran, and ...I'll say it again...A PATRIOT! There is a game currently in play here on FU with an image of an infant swaddled in our Flag. Being me, of course I had to express how disturbed I was by the image to the Hostess. She is a friend of mine here on FU so no drama is to come of this blog. It is simply somewhere for people to vent or discuss if you wish your opinion on the subject. OUR FLAG IS NOT EVER TO BE LAID UPON THE GROUND, FLOOR or SWADDLED AROUND ANYONE! Unless it's your casket

Taggedededed
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 (Just do 10!) weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Born and raised in the south. couldnt get much better 2. people say i have a sexy southern accent? lol 3. im a full fledged flip flop wearer lol say that 10 times fast 4. i once made someone piss themselves bc i made them laugh so hard lol true story. i wont say who tho. i dont wanna die 5. there isnt anything i wouldnt do for the people i call my friends 6. i have a sister, shes a bitch, and i love her 7. i have OCD with my hands. i wash, lotion and santize my hands constantly. i have some of the softest hands on earth lol 8. im a human juke box. i know A LOT of music. prob some of the most random songs that nobody would ever think of r

Roflmao
So I was talking to Jeff on the phone, when out of nowhere I go, "Hold on. I need to vacuum up this spider." The spider was about the size of a dime, and hiding behind one of my nesting tables. So I started up the vacuum(the hose was attached), pointed it at the spider, sucked it in the vacuum, waited about 5 seconds to make sure it was in there and definitely dead, and then I yelled, "IT SUCKS TO BE YOU!" Jeff and I both died laughing.

Ode To You, Oh Bitcher Of High Gas Prices.
What's with people who bitch about the price of gas? Seriously, did you NOT think the abundance of fuel chugging thundercocks of the SUV world, getting 7 miles to the gallon would have, I don't know, SOMETHING to do with the depletion of this natural resource? Because, if you, like the rest of the people of our "great nation" were under the impression that we wouldn't eventually run out of gasoline, then you, sir, or ma'am, are a complete moron. Not a slight moron, a complete moron. I understand the necessity of a utility vehicle, in a farming community, or a rural area. I understand that some people, with a brood of children (also NOT ecologically responsible, adding to our overpopulated planet) do not want to drive minivans, but still need to cart kids around. I get the actual need for these vehicles. And to you, driver of the SUV filled with equipment, supplies, or kids, disregard this rant. It is to you, Oh hauler of many gasoline powered toys, Oh driver of the lift

Ms. Cleavage Is In The Hospital
Sorry ... this is her husband and she asked me to get into her profile here and let you all know that she is thinking of all of you from her hospital bed. She has been in the hospital for the past six days after coming down with something. The doctors at the hospital have no idea what is wrong but she is too weak to walk without the aid of a walker. I will try to post a blog as I hear about what is happening to her in the hospital. She is not well and the doctors are concerned and so am I and our son.

Why
I was sitting having a good conversation with a friend on here and my daughter suddenly feels the need to ask why? "Why is it that when someone asks what time it is they point to their wrist?" "Am I suppose to point to my vagina and say I have to pee,where is the bathroom?" I am in awe of this child. She will sit and ask some of the strangest questions with a straight face and demand an honest answer from me without me cracking up. I love my daughter!

Pervs
I was looking forward to going to a get together in my apartment complex. Then I looked at the flyer one more time. And low and behold it's a sex toy party. I thought it was just a get together for girls, so I could make friends. But nooo it's some perv party. I don't mind going to things like this, but not with complete strangers. I actually was invited to one a year ago with a bunch of my friends, but I couldn't go because of school obligations. I should have known by the logo on the flyer. I didn't even really notice it. I just went online and found the website.

My Grandma
Well after being in the hospital for the past couple of months for a simple urinary tract infection and emphysema my only surviving maternal grandmother passed away today. She was about 85 years old. Her, my aunt and my grandfather were the only relatives that were living nearby. They all immigrated here from Lebanon back in the early 70's. My grandparents even though they were in their 50's an 60's at the time of their arrvival were both hard working. My grandma worked up until about 10yrs ago when she finally retired. My paternal grandparents lived in Uniontown , Pa so it was very rare I ever got to see them at all. I will miss them all now. May she rest in peace. Pie

Follow Up To Need Military Advice
FIRST TO EVEN HALFWAY UNDERSTAND THIS BLOG, I NEED TO LINK YOU TO THE ORIGINAL miltary advice needed So after months of not hearing much more about it, my son informed me that the army recruiter was coming to the house on Wednesday to talk with us. I had been hoping he had resolved himself to the fact that i was not allowing him to enlist early and he would have to wait until graduation to decide on his own. The list of reasons to join is quite a bit longer than i had expected.Lots and lots of incentives.But lets face facts, their job is to SELL the army. I let the recruiter know up front how i felt about the whole thing but promised to keep an open mind. With the newly signed into law GI bill increasing his incentives from 40k to 80k, its a hard thing to ignore.Add to that the extra 1k a month every month hes in HS for a once a week training, its hard to object. The recruiter kept bringing up the low cost term insurance at $400,000 for $26/ month but bottom line i don't f

What An Idiot
I've been wanting to post one of these shoutbox convos. I normally don't even talk to people I don't know, but tonight I decided to be nice. So first here's the convo, read from the bottom up. Then I'll point out how he is an idiot. ->latinlover...: you've rated one photo and it is NSFW. i don't like being asked to rate someone i don't know when they can't return it. also, i'm a little busy right now. latinlover...: honey thats what am doing rigt now ok ->latinlover...: did you rate my pics? latinlover...: Amy can u check & rate my pics 4 me please latinlover...: LOL ok ->latinlover...: no latinlover...: wanna meet Amy? ->latinlover...: my profile says where i live latinlover...: where u live at? ur profile says Fiji, what is that latinlover...: nice to meet u Amy ->latinlover...: Amy latinlover...: hi Thanks 4 the add whats ur name? mines is andre 1) My name is clearly on my page. Yes it says Amykins, but how stupid can one be to not figure that out? 2) How the h

My Fantasy.......
As Everyone Knows I'm Bisexual, I do Not Hide that..... I have meet a lots of sexy girls here and i have FANTASIES with them but there is ONE GIRL who DRIVES ME AND MY MAN NUTS!!! Here is her Picture: Screen Name is: ☆Hypnotic★Starr☆™' Real Name is Private.... Well, I been having very naughty thoughts of her and telling those to my Man and I have been asking her to come Houston.... But not getting nothing out of her..... I will not Lie I do sneak around her pictures (NSFW ONES) And I do get a little wet to be honest, I do not touch myself for respect to my man.... I have had lots of wet dreams of this woman and I can't help but tell what happend this morning...... Some people know I work at night 11:00 p.m to 6:00 a.m., I got home to do my thing on FUBAR like everyone does, specially now that I'm running An Auction.... I got HORNY like every day but this time I got what I wanted some fun... I started to suck his dick and I g

I Bruise Easily
Anyone who has ever actually had a conversation with me knows i am a really sensitive person and my heart is usually right on my sleeve. I am usually an uber positive, people are mostly good, look for the silver lining kinda chick but that hasn't worked out so well for me. Giving people the benefit of the doubt, being all open and honest and kind, is like going through life wearing a dunce cap and letting people know they can take advantage of you. Kindness is most assuredly a weakness. I used to feel really, really sorry for people who closed themselves off from others and wouldn't give anyone a chance. Now though, the last couple of days has made me totally envious of those people and thinking they may be onto something. Its really stupid to believe that just because you wouldn't hurt, mistreat, abandon or mislead someone that they won't do the same to you. It's kind of like emotional Darwinism..people who can keep themselves from forming attachments and letting others get too

Getting To Know My Friends
I did one of these some time ago and got a little response. Hopefully this one will get me more strange facts about my friends. What I want is for you to leave a comment telling me 2 strange things about yourself that I don't already know. For myself: 1.) I love frogs but if you put a live one on me, I will freak the hell out. LOL 2.) I have a singing talent that not many people know about. I started singing in church when I was a very young girl and since then have won several talent contest and karoake contest. Now it's your turn. Drop me some facts about you that you think I will find interesting. Thanks for playing along!!! Hugs to you all!!!! Mary

Boring Life Stuffs
So tonight hubby and I and friends went to the Ravinia Festival, which is an outdoor event where you sit in lawn chairs in a field while someone is performing on stage. Tonight it was Chicago Symphony Orchestra performing Beethoven, and all over sudden an enormous nostalgia swept over me. I have been playing in a symphony orchestra for over 10 years, and had to quit just recently because of my work schedule. I miss performing downtown in a beautiful Navy Pier Ballroom, traveling to other countries with the orch, and reading orch music in general. This was amplified by my conductor asking me recently to come back and be a principal of second violins for his orchestra at NEIU and me turning it down. I love working nights, but for health reasons can't afford orch rehearsals and being on night audit. Grrrr Grrr Grrrrr

?
Just a quick question, how long does fresh meat stay that way if kept in the fridge? Bought some chicken Thighs for dinner yesterday but change of plans means I won't be cooking them 'till tomorow. Therefore they would have been in there for three days by then. Hope everyone's having a good week, and if not hope it gets better.

Shoutbox
This has gotta be the best I've personally received... .hey handsome... looking to get a bling package - if you are willing to give me a $50.00 bling package, I can make 4 NSFW salutes for you (face showing) - u interested? Name left out of course. That's what I call whoring yourself out, lol

Update On Me
Hi all, Just wanted too touch base with everyone and bring you up too date. If anyone realized i was lost well its because due too elctric I couldnt get on. It has been and insane almost 2 weeks. i have been so bored and missing everyone. I want too thank everyone for all the notes giftd and bling letting me know you missed me. Makes me smile. I want too give a big shout out to all you levelers Thank you too all for keeping things going around here. Shadow levelers will always be on Fubar we arent disappearing. Having done this so long levelers come and go but we all still continue too keep doing what we love too do. I have made the blog with members on it private I will be updating it in the next few days. We have some levelers that have decided too try a new adventure. I wish all them luck in what they are doing. But with those going there are always new ones want ing too join so in the next week you will see more added. So i want too thank each leveler and all our friends f

One More Day!!!!!
So im not sure who all knows, im thinking the ones one here that are important to Chris and I know that Charlene will be joining us tomorrow!!! CHris has gone almost 5 months without seein his daughter..and its on our 5 month ann.! His mother will fly in with her tomorrow sometime in the afternoon.. we miss them both so much and I know she cant wait to see chris as he cant wait to see her, its sad cus shes will only be here till friday:( but she gets to meet her two grandson and my parents and family(poor woman lol jk:|) You know a lot of stuff has happend within this past year.. things that I never ever thought WOULD happen in a life time ...let alone 9 months. I couldnt be anymore blessed I think. well ok I lied..giving tatoe a little tatertot ;) would complete me I think. Long as he looks like Chris lol but my humor cus chris really isnt that funny :D ok funny looking but thats besides the point right?( I love you papa:D) Anyway since the waiting is just about over and n

I'm Sorry.
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, and this is what I've come up with (among other things). I want to say that I'm sorry. For past mistakes, present, and future. Some say that you shouldn't say sorry because it can't change anything, and maybe they are right, but I'm giving it a shot. If I've done wrong by you, I'm sorry. I have a temper like you wouldn't believe and more often than not it gets the best of me. I've lost some amazing friends over some of the stupid stuff that I have done. I only wish that I could go back and change it. But, I'm the type of person who doesn't have regrets, but I try to learn from my mistakes. So, if you're reading this and this pertains to you, please take it seriously. If there is anyone out there who I've hurt, made mad, etc currently. Again, I'm sorry. To anyone who I may hurt in the future, don't take it personal. As I said, my temper gets the best of me and gets me into trouble. I have a smart mouth too, and anyone who knows me k

Fashion Trends That Make Me Want To Drink Bleach Vol. 1
My blogs are few and far between, and I doubt that many people care, but now and then something inspires to write on here. In today's case, it happens to be the following:Plaid fucking shorts. I don't know what asshole decided these were "in style", but he should be strung up from a tree and beaten with a nail-covered bat. I seriously cannot begin to understand how a female can look at this......and not just point and laugh. Everytime I see a fuckin' guy who wears these fucking things, I wonder what's going through their head. "Yeah, I need some shorts. But...I want to look like I'm about to go play golf at any given moment. Oh, and I also want to look absolutely ridiculous." Well, sir...you've accomplished your goal. Buying these shorts should guarantee that for the next 5 to 6 years, your penis will not come within 3 feet of a vagina. You should have to sign a fucking waiver upon purchase or something....."I, ___________, agree to not engage in sexual activity with a female for the n

Arghhh!
My computer crashed last night! I am so pissed, it erased my homework and everything!!! I don't have far to go to godmother, just over 900,000...help me level please?? You have only 7 days until your VIP status expires! ^^^speaks for itself.... I need to find a chiropractor, my hip is killing me! I can't walk right and the its making the rest of me hurt... Enough bitching...I had a good weekend for the most part, and I may have found someone I am interested in dating, YaY me:) How was everyone's weekend?

I ♥ You Crazy People!
I just wanted to take a moment to thank you guys for helping me keep my mind off things the past few days. You have no idea what a blessing you have been. Tomorrow is when we are supposed to find out if anything can be done for my mother. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers. ♥ I Found You Somehow in this great big world I found my way to you My friend across the computer lines my heart, my soul, that's who. You try to make me smile with the mail you send my way. You never fail to drop a line each and every day. Whenever I have hurried home with something, I must share, I find it just so comforting that you are always there. Encouragement you give me and a friendship that is true. I'm glad my soul while reaching out found someone like you...

Cryin' With Ash♥
Went to the Kindergarten open house today. It was really very nice. I like my daughter's teacher. Met her speech therapist, the resource teacher, the social worker, etc. EVERYONE is the same except my daughter's teacher. They all remembered my son well when he was in kindergarten. I feel kinda like....they brushed my son's issues off at first, and then going through the class, I realized...they did what they could for him, given the resources. They remember him well, and fondly, and GENUINELY have a love for children, so that's a plus :) I just hate the fact I have TWO school aged kids. I miss my babies. A LOT.

I'm a good mommy!!!!!!!
Yesterday while talking with my 13 year old son I discovered while spending the night with one of his little friends from school, he was offered to try pot. I was blown away. I never imagined he would be offered drugs at 13. Thankfully, he did the right thing and said no. I am sooooooooooooooooooooo proud of him. He thinks it's silly I was so happy he said no. He said "See, I do listen when you talk". I iz a good mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just A Quick Point To Be Made...
Since I have just added a bunch of people to my friends list, this is a few thoughts that need to be known...and to some people who are my friends already but need a reminding:) First, you need to read my profile...the 8 basic rules are there and I mean them. If you find me annoying or whatever the case may be, you know where the delete and the block button is. You don't need to explain the reason to me, and if you feel that you do, at least be grown up enough to let me reply before blocking me.... I am not here to please everyone, and I am not going to try to...this is me. I am no different here than I am in real life, and I will not change for anyone...I can be sweet as sugar, and I will help my friends anyway that I can, but I wouldn't advise pissing me off, I can and will make you cry. I'm sure there is more I need to say, but this is it for the moment...love me or leave me, its up to you to decide. Have a great day:)

9/6/2008
Well, with my birthday about an hour away, EASTERN TIME, (which is the time I pretend I'm on most of the time) I feel as though I should say something. I'm not sure what to say though. I'm drunk as fuck. So is Jeff. We actually drank together over the phone and had a decent time together yelling at each other. I miss him dearly. I'm glad I get to see him in a couple of days. I hope he misses me as well. I really don't want anything for my birthday. Again, all I ask is that you pass my link on: www.bellorinna.blogspot.com I'm not asking for you to send me all of your fucking fubucks for the spot light, or for a VIP, or for a happy hour, or for a gift. I just want you to pass the link on. Again, not asking to claim your status, I don't want your crush, nor do I want a mention on your profile. I just want to get Autumn out there. In reality, none of you really know how sick she is. Kids with Schizencephaly don't live to be older than 10 most of the time. Shes going to be 4 soon.

Redneck Train Roster
Create your own glittery text at pYzam.com Redneck MySpace Comments HEY ALL YOU REDNECKS OUT THERE IN FUBARLAND. COME AND HOP ON THE REDNECK FUBAR TRAIN. YOU MUST RATE/ADD/FAN ALL THE MEMBERS. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW THEM THEN TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE JOININ THE REDNECK TRAIN BY A COMMENT. COMMENT THIS PAGE WHEN YOU ARE DONE. LET ME KNOW THAT YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE LIST BY FUMAILING ME. *JuicyFruit(Bi)69*fu/gf Velvet Moon*founder of Fu Bad Girls*member of RR/WC/FT/CG/FA@ fubar CrazyMama45**FU-Bomber Family Manager**Fu Bad Girls*/Fu-Wifey to sTaRr///Fu-Owned by SLDC, Sin & Go@ fubar ~GoofyLady~ *FuAngel * Bad Girls*Proud Member Of Love Shack*@ fubar Blue Eyed Brat ¢âSBG¢âT&L leveler@ fubar iiiiibudlightiiiii@ fubar vitamin de~ get your daily dose::fu~owner of ~SazzyGal~:: DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel**@ fubar Dee75

Fuicide
Considering deleting your account? This is called "Fuicide". ANYONE with a VIP must wait until the VIP expires. If you are above level 21, you MUST do the following: Turn off EVERYTHING but your name and one photo, including all alerts. Make sure all information and photos are deleted. This means that you will just be numbers and there is no personal data on your page. Once that is finished, send a private message to FUBAR SUPPORT. We'd really like you to stay so please take 3 minutes to play this, read along and think about it first. If you'd still like to commit fuicide afterward, and you're level 20 or less, Follow the instructions at the bottom... Through early morning fog I see, visions of the things to be, the pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can seeeeee... that FUICIDE is painless, It brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I pleeeeease. The game of life is hard to play, I'm gonna lose it anyway, The losing card I'll somed

The Ice Cream Personality Test
Your Ice Cream Personality: You are an incredibly modest person. You don't feel comfortable bragging about yourself... or even receiving complements. You are incredibly cautious. You rather miss out on something than make a mistake. No one would ever call you wild... but they would call you responsible. You are very set in your ways and very conservative. You rather stick to what's tried and true than do something new. You tend to have a one track mind. You prefer not to multitask. You are a serious and contemplative person. You definitely do your own thing in life. The Ice Cream Personality Test

Updates Of Post Hurricane Ike Life!!!
This will be short. It looks like my fiancee and I will be out of a place to stay and homeless come November 1st. Her mother is moving out because I lost my job due to the hurricane, like I can help that. I have not been able to get help from FEMA or The Red Cross. As a matter of fact, I have not been able to get help from any local, state, or federal agency. We do not know what we are going to do or how we are going to make it now that I do not have a job and her hours have been cut at her job. Her restaurant cut her hours by 12, as if things were not going bad enough. If we end up being homeless I want to let all my friends know that I will miss you and I hope to message you once we can get back into an apartment.

Did You Know???
Although i'm an expensive Cubby. Thanks Alice :D I still wanna pimp out DaisyBlue's and LarryB's Auction. So even if you can't afford me, stop by and give her some rates. Maybe there are so of your friends in the auction and you can buy them. :P PS, Happy Monday...

I Hate Math
This is My 12 Year Olds Home Work. WTF??????????? All questions refer to the number: 14,635,872.635. Also known as: Fourteen million six hundred thirty five thousand eight hundred seventy two POINT six hundred thirty five thousandths. Questions 1 through 11 begin with: Round the above number to the (blank) position. Q 1. Hundredths position Q 2. Tenths position Q.3. Units position Q 4 Tens position Q 5. Hundreds position Q 6. Thousands position Q 7. Ten thousands position Q 8. Hundred thousands position Q 9. Millions position Q10. Ten millions position Q11. Hundred millions position Bonus Questions: Q12. Rounding this number to WHAT POSITION yields the largest number? Q13. Rounding this number to WHAT POSITION yields the smallest number?

Bish To Miss Vee
> > > > You heard it hear first. I'm owned... And being the good bish that i am i planned a fun filled day for Miss Vee. First, breakfast in bed is a must Then i was thinking about taking her for a massage... But i'm lazy, i'm paying someone else to massage us. ;) Maybe sometime at the beach? Maybe her bewbs in some lotion? That's my job now. I heard she's a Cali girl, so i think a visit to go see Mickey would be fun. :D A proper bish always show's a lady a good time. A nice candle lit dinner would be perfect. And dancing is always a hoot.... Then like a gentleman. A beautiful limo ride home. Ok, i might not be as smooth as i thought, or a gentleman. hehe. I'd like to thank Miss Vee for buying me in DaisyBlue & LarryB's auction. She rocks. :D Drop by and say hello to her. Tell her that her Bish sent you. :P ~♥ღ♥Miss Vee♥ღ♥~

I Just Cannot Believe I Did This...
September 27, 2008 @ 8:21 am #32 of 32 September 27, 2008 @ 8:00 am #29 of 31 September 27, 2008 @ 7:55 am #27 of 28 September 27, 2008 @ 7:53 am #26 of 26 does anybody know where to obtain enough blood to swim in?? *...Lifesource??? Morgue?? Yeah but you can't just walk into those places and be like 'hey i need enough blood to fill a swimming pool', can you?! *shrugs*...never tried... *AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE VERY, VERY, VERY POOR TIMING. I HONESTLY did not mean to hurt anybody by what was said, given the recent events. Truthfully, I didn't even see it until I replied to Sugit with the *shrugs* comment. I am very sorry if I offended anyone, as it was most definitely not intended. I am going back to remove my comments from this mumm now. *slaps head*

Making Friends And Influencing People
So every time I buy something from the cafeteria, I flirt a bit with the cashier girls. Its not because I am a horrible letch, because lord knows thats true, but rather by being friendly, they sometimes give me the benefit of the doubt on my purchases.

Trick Or Treat Date ?
Thanks To Vamp Morticia For This Idea..For Those That Were Around For Valentine's Day.. You Will Remember This.. Let's Find A Date For Halloween..The Way This Will Work Will Be ..You Send Me A Pic ( Would Prefer A Costume Pic If You Can..Costume Not Needed Though)& Then Guys Will Come Give Their Best Pick Up Line/ Idea For A Date For Halloween.. Anything That Happens On That "Date" Is Up To Those Involved (Giving Of Salutes/Rates Or Anything Else You Want To Do) Also No Sarge's Bad Girl Can Try To Get Win A Date With Another.. To Be Fair Comment Here If You Would Like To Be In This One Last Thing..Yes I Will Be In It Also..No Sarge's Bad Girl Allowed To Try Getting The Date With Me

Contest Over
No shit there I was...& now I'm back. Sorry this took so freaking long, but here are the winners. I am awaiting the decision of a few judges to decide prizes. TOP 3 rated Confidence Mel Who knows (P-Slut deleted...I think)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha............no!
So, here is my latest futard friend request: rates are cool,but a personal sexy salute thats what iam talking about,maybe you'll make me one ...Whats up from vegas...And if you do decide to make me one,email it to me so i can add it to a private file I left off his email address. ================================================= fu-tard #2 for the day: I understand you are getting old and ste in your ways ------------------- holy hell, when did I get old and how come nobody told me this??!??!!!? :P

A Fubar Theif
DEE75 HAS ROBBED ME OF 45K IN FUBUCKS THAT I GAVE HER FOR 100 11'S. SHE HAS NEVER RATED MY PICS AND SAID SHE HAS NO PLANS TO AND WONT GIVE MONEY BACK TO ME CUZ SHE SAID SHE GAVE IT TO SOMEONE FOR A SPOTLIGHT, SO I WARN ALL IN THE FUNATION TO NOT GIVE MONEY TO HER SHES A THEIF AND A FUSNAKE. IF YOU DEAL WITH HER ITS AT UR OWN RISK. AND SHE WONDERS WHY IVE BITCHED HER OUT.

Tweedledum And Tweedledee, Through The Looking-glass
A brief quotation . . . “The time has come,” the Walrus said, “To talk of many things: Of shoes—and ships—and sealing wax— Of cabbages—and kings— And why the sea is boiling hot— And whether pigs have wings.” ------------------------------ Lewis Carroll [Charles Lutwidge Dodgson] (1832–1898), British writer, mathematician. Through the Looking-Glass, “Tweedledum and Tweedledee,” (1872).The Columbia World of Quotations. New York: Columbia University Press, 1996. www.bartleby.com/66/. [Date of Printout].

Wonders Of Walmart
After my long appointments this day, Mom, who was driving, had wanted to stop at wally world to pick up some crap... We were in the isle with super glues and stuff like that... There was this lady staring at the glues... I wouldn't say she was fat... ok... maybe I would.. She looked to be 275-300 pounds, literally.... She kept looking at the glues for maybe 5 minutes while I scoped out other products... I looked at her again, she spotted me and smiled shyly.. then asked me if I knew which super glue would work the best. So, I asked what she was going to use it for... She had broken the legs on her wicker rocking chair and was going to glue it back together... With a straight of a face as possible, I told her that I have no idea, I don't work a lot with light weight materials like wicker often and then quickly turned to walk away...

Kinda Pissed
So I got a carpool today from my dad. I look alot like him, and have inherited most of his sarcasm and ailments. So I complained that its his fault that I have migraines, because his genes sucked. And he told me that if I would've gotten ALL his genes, I would be sitting at a successful office instead of a hotel's front desk. That really pissed me off, so I called him an asshole. wtf? Now i'm all bitter, grrr

Seamus
Seamus loves all the wimmens all the wimmen of the mumms big or little thin or wide he will love us with great pride Seamus loves the wimmen of the mumms whether you're rich whether you're poor it matters not to him he just cares where your going not where "its" been Seamus loves all the wimmens all the wimmen of the mumms smart and sassy bright or dim make him happy just flash him Seamus loves the wimmen of the mumms hes nothing but trouble as manly as it gets if you show him your tits he wont forget Seamus loves all the wimmens all the wimmen of the mumms big or little thin or wide he will love us with great pride Seamus loves the wimmen of the mumms All around the fu tonight we can be assured send him naughty pics he will keep the safe and secure Seamus loves all the wimmens all the wimmen of the mumms smart and sassy bright or dim make him happy just flash him Seamus loves the wimmen of the mumms

Final And Last Warning(updated 10/27/2008
(UPDATE AS OF 22/27/08) Animations - Animated Graphics for Myspace, Hi5, OrkutMyspace Comments, Hi5 & Friendster graphics: CoolMyspaceComments.com WE HAVE TOLD YOU AND SINC THE SARCASIM HAS GOT BAD,ANOTHER MEMBER HAS BEEN LET GO TODAY. WE HAVE FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF THE FAMILY BOMBING IN GIVEAWAYS MORE THAN OUR FAMILY MEMBERS. AND THEY DON'T COUNT HOW MANY THEY DO, THEY JUST HELP. SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE????? Animations - Animated Graphics for Myspace, Hi5, OrkutMyspace Comments, Hi5 & Friendster graphics: CoolMyspaceComments.com U need all need to attempt to do some bombing each day or atleast everyother day or u will b cut from family.Getting tired of talking about it.Unless u tell Bratt or Chaotic of extra circumstances no more will be tolerated. We shoulda had most of these giveways more than halfway done. If u could put atleast 50 on each a day.(((But that don't mean to count every comment, we want serious bombers, if you have to count comments then you don't wann

Boom
Since yesterday afternoon i've had no cable, no internet, and no phone. Rogers, (my provider), will be at my place sometime between 8:30am - 5pm... Ya i have to wait around all fucking day. Grrrrr. I'm down at friends house cause i'm totally addicted to Fubar, and "wanted to check things". So make up my mind... Did i come down to friends house because i have no life and wanted to see what you guys were doing? or Am i the fucking anal, and came online to make sure you guys have made sure i'm 100% shitfaced? When i get internets back, i better be shitfaced or your all blocked. Have a great Sunday, guess i'll go clean. KILL ME NOW. :P

Me, Myself, And I
I was in the shower listening to my shower radio and this song came on. I haven't heard it in ages. The lyrics don't perfectly fit, but the premise of the song fits so well for me. I'm going to be my own best friend. ♥ Me, Myself and I - Beyoncé

Stolen From Cc And Crystal
Do you like sex rough or sensual? that depends... Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? both How often do you like to have sex? as often as i can.. which isn't often LOL Is sex a top priority for you? nope Do you have sex face to face with your partner? sometimes How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? never been into the complete stranger thing... most of the people i slept with i have KNOWN How do you do you feel about one night stands? done it.. but with people i knew... not strangers. How many one night stands have you had? a couple What's your favorite position face down ass up? Where's your favorite place to have sex? i... i dunno actually... Do you prefer to make love or fuck? depends on my mood... Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Yeah How long do u usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? depends on the mood again.. Do you get off first or do they? me.. hopefully

Lets Play,i Know It Has Been Played Before So Humor Me...
Ask me a question, any question and I will answer! Beware! I will ask you a question in return! What do you say? Care to dig deeper than we've ever dug before in an attempt to get to know each other better? You want to know who I am, it's only fair that I want to know who you are So .... Ask me anything! Just be prepared to answer a question in return! Ready, Set, Play!

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Birthdate: February 11 Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world. You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm. Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche. Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done. Your strength: Your inner peace Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds Your power color: Emerald Your power symbol: Leaf Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I Hates My Advisor :(
My dumbshit adviser at school was supposed to email me my pin number when registration started... well.. almost 2 weeks later i finally get the damn thing... Now.. most of the classes I need are full... sooo I am having to beg to be admitted... Not fun... right now I am taking Math113- MWF at 12pm-1250pm TTR at 140pm-230pm EDUC216- MW at 1pm-215pm I have a TR night class (HISTORY) scheduled but will likely have to get out of that because I don't know if I will be able to get my work scheduled changed... WHAT I WANT! Math113- MWF at 12pm-1250pm TTR at 140pm-230pm English221- MW at 1pm-215pm (classical myth woohoo) EDUC216 online... and MAYBE the history night class if i can get the work schedule changed... i am considering a 10-1150 art education class that i need as well.. but that will likely have to wait a while because I don't want to take it yet lol

You're So Vain! You Think This Blog Is About You!
I'm home after a hard day's work. Tired, hungry(not anymore..ty, KFC Fully Loaded Meal), and wondering WTF is goin' on around here.... Oh, my car started when I stopped by to work on it...just started right up....fucking thing..grrr So what's shakin' out there, fuckers?

Salvage
SALVAGE As the morning sunlight streamed in through the barred window, the prisoner got up from his sleeping place on the floor. He wondered what misfortune today would bring. He was an ugly young man, but his time in incarceration had aged him quickly. Despite that he carried himself with a poise and dignity few could muster. He couldn't even remember his life outside and when exactly he found himself inside. A large cockroach scuttled across the floor and stopped immediately in front of him, hissing. One of the many other denizens of this dank and horrid place. The prisoner backed away against the wall, more out of dismay and disgust than fear. The guard walked past. He was a large muscular man with a shaven head and covered in tattoos. As part of his equipment he carried a heavy truncheon. He was obviously amused at the situation he saw. "Scared of a fucking cockroach, huh?" He took his keys off his belt, opened the cell door and marched inside, crushing the cockroach under his

Ok This Seems Wrong
Hey great a new option but wait.... not all of us want it if your gonna steal the owned option f4rom other websites how about stealing the whole thing and give users the option to shut it off? oh wow what a novel idea huh? While were at it give us the option to shut the creepy as hell crush option off if i dont know them why the hell would i want them crushing me as far as family adds now whoa wait can u beat me to the punch line (PERMISSION) thats right if your gonna add me to your family shouldnt their be permission granted for it hell i didnt ask that 400 pound chick with the 3rd row of teeth to add me there now did i noooo i dont think so Now everyone knows i love the site (god only knows why) but the users should have the option to be stalked=crushes embarased= family adds humiliated= sold or maybe im wrong why dont u guys tell me! oh and for 1 last fat sonny complaint if im in your family list and u dont talk to me do me a small favor and delete me k thanx

Avon Representative
Hey everyone...BEING THAT IT IS WINTER.. AND WITH MY IMMUNE SYSTEM I HAVE TO MOSTLY STAY IN DOORS.. SO.. MY ONLY MEANS OF INCOME AT THE MOMENT IS THIS NEW ADVENTURE IM TRYING. I WOULD LOVE ALL YOUR SUPPORT AND REGISTER AND POSSIBLY BUY SOMETHING SOME YEAR... WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME! THANKS IN ADVANCE. I have now joined the Avon Team up here in Washington.. I used to sell it in Illinois and had a great time doing so.. However, now since times have changed.. we are now able to sell to our custumers from all over and it'll be delivered right to your home!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE SELL THINGS FOR MEN, WOMAN, CHILDREN.. DOESNT MATTER.. THINGS FOR ALL TYPES OF HOLIDAYS, SPECIAL OCCASIONS, ETC. ITS NOT ONLY MAKEUP!!!!! ITS CHEAP... AND WELL SHIT.. DONT HAVE WORRY ABOUT WAITING IN LINES.. GETS DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOU.. SO PLEASE REGISTER!! ITS FREE!! HELP ME BY SHOWING YOUR SUPPORT DURING MY EXCITING TIME WITH THIS GOAL OF HAVING A GREAT FAMILY IN MY NEW AVON WORLD!! So if you wa

Giving Thanks
Whenever the holidays arrive I always find myself reflecting on the past year. Most of you know me and know that I am a positive person. Thus, it could probably be the shittiest of years in the eyes of some, but I always seem to find the bright side. For instance, most think Mondays suck, but I think they are great. The way I figure it, if ya’ don't like your job, get another one. I do. Nevertheless, for the past month I have been reflecting on my year and my 8 months on Fubar. All in all, it has been a positive experience and I have truly had an abundance of fun meeting some wonderfully bright friends and family in cyber space. When I arrived on Fubar in April it was without fanfare. I didn't shoot to the top or buy my way into friendships. I don't do it offline and I won't conduct myself any differently online. As in real life, friends come and go for a multitude of reasons. I have experienced the good and the bad, the vile and the jealous, the beautiful and the repugnant. I have

Pick Your Weapon!! (free Fubux)
I have a rating folder here http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1584134&albumid=1081453 for fubux. After you rated THAT folder(during ANY happy hour) send me a private message. rating all the pics in this folder 11 will get you 20,000 fubux. rating them all 10 will get you 12,000 fubux. rate, fan and please read my pageall rates are greatly appreciated and your major pics rated back!!This was made, brought, and single handedly made by ME. if you want pimp bully made message me too. i am still learning how to make them....thanks!The ©eo Morphin Da Pix™

What Utensil Are You?
You Are a Fork You are truthful, direct, and straight forward. People find your honesty to be a bit piercing at times. You are driven and wildly ambitious. You know what you want, and you take the most direct path to getting it. What Utensil Are You?

I'm Vegetarian, But I'd Still Eat You For Breakfast.
A few months ago, I dated a middle-aged lawyer. Actually, "dated" is such a strong word. "Was seeing" seems more apt. "Fucked" is probably most accurate. I couldn't really stand him. He wasn't funny, and he wasn't that interesting. In his defense, he was a good lay, and he looks a lot like Tom Cruise. The problem is that he acts a lot like Tom Cruise. One Saturday night, he took me to dinner and told me we were going to see a play. I asked what play we were seeing. "Oh, it's a musical!" *groan* It was, indeed, a musical. Patent faggotry. Afterward, though, we fucked. Then we fucked some more in the middle of the night. After we fucked again in the morning (I had to remind him that it's not called "making love" if you don't love the other person), he asked me if I'd like to go to breakfast. "Sure. What's around here?" "Well, there's Denny's, which is yummy, and Bob Evans, which is also good." "Great. They probably have forks that I could stab myself with

Sometimes Daddys Suck
Evan is screaming. yep, he's pretty pissed off at me. There's not a *really* good reason why--i cut his hair, that's all. I can't take him to have it done, because he hates for someone to touch his head. Don't know why. He's ocd about several small things like that. I cut my own hair, so his is really no big deal--when he's not acting like i'm cutting his toes off. I've asked his dad to cut it every saturday for the last month. and every sunday evening, evan comes back looking like a used q-tip. it's a process that really takes less than 10 minutes, and it's not that complicated. but after 2 seconds, evan was screaming. he says "i'm done." you can't be done. only part of your hair is cut. done, momma. that's enough. just a little bit more, baby... the tears start flowing and he says "you not my best fwiend anymore" i just let that slide. for some reason, that's his new way to express anger. when the dust has settled and we watch cartoons, he'll love me again. the

Credit Card Problems
Hey crew: We have a small percentage of people having problems with credit cards and purchases for: bling, vip, blasts, HH's, etc. The problem is USUALLY associated to GIFT or PAY AS YOU GO Visa/MC debit card. For example: Walmart Gift Visa, Walgreens Gift Visa, TMobile Gift Visa, the list goes on. Some of you have a CC that is a pay as you go. The problem we are having is that our merchant account has NO way to verify the security of the card user. Because of this, the card is denied. So, if you do not enter the correct phone number, mailing address, security code or 3 digit pin on the back, you will be declined and get an error message. This can ALSO happen with normal credit cards in some cases. What will happ is your card is charged and shows a PENDING AUTHORIZATION on your card and it appears your funds have been removed. Unfortunately, and this is NOT our fault, the credit card company puts a hold on the funds. The funds will be restored to your card in 10-30 days. Y

Feminist Book Club
Last month, a former colleague invited me to join her Feminist Book Club. I cringed. And then accepted her invitation. Feminism, for the unschooled, is simply the belief that men and women should have equal rights. I've always considered myself a feminist, and most of my friends, both male and female, consider themselves feminists, too. That said, the word Feminist has some, ahem, negative connotations. Bra burning comes to mind. Man-eating. Dick-hating. I could go on, but there's probably no need. Suffice it to say that not all feminists are the same. (Think Andrea Dworkin: crazy cunt who believes that all sex is rape.) Anyway, Feminist Book Club. I was going somewhere with this. The day of the meeting, I went to the market, picked up a variety of fruit, and put together a nice platter, carefully cutting slices of pineapple to resemble juicy little penises. nom nom nom I talked with one of my friends that day, and told him that I was going to Feminist Book

I've Come To Realize
That much of my problem stems from loneliness. I have few ppl to share this with and they're all here. My closest RL friends have other things to worry about - I've always been the one to help THEM through their problems; maybe they just don't know how to listen, I dunno. My hubby is so consumed with stress from worrying about being the only breadwinner and keeping the kids under control that he has nothing left for me. I feel like I'm taking care of everyone and there's nobody left to take care of me. The last couple years of my life have been some of my happiest. I was finally feeling somewhat attractive for the first time since I started gaining weight. All of that is changing now that I'm losing my best physical feature. People say I should be happy that I get to live. But I can't work now and make my kids happier by getting them things, and I can't make my hubby happy with my appearance. And I can't keep him happy by keeping the house perfect because I'm soooo tired

O-face
Hello, I’d like to talk to you about orgasms :) For a long time now I’ve noticed that the world has been an unhappy place I think this is largely due to a drop in the orgasm production I urge you all to go out and touch someone, touch yourself in that special place Put a smile on the world Orgasms are they way of the future, the way to happiness So go, with my blessing, and spread the word Orgasms for happiness

Anyone Who Considers Themself My Friend Needs To Read This.
So this is very simple I finally found someone that makes me happy and for someone reason a lot of my so called "friends" have a problem with that. Well you know what FUCK YOU. Im sorry that for once in the last 9 months or so I am truely happy and some of you cant handle that. I have been through far to much to keep you hating ass people around. I deserve to be happy and if you dont like it let me know now so I can just cut you the fuck out of my life. Some people I know this does not apply to at all, there are a few people I have no qestion at all when I call them my friends. This is truely for all those fake ass posers on my friends list. Im going to start deleting people in the next day or two and by the time im done I dont really care if I only have 10 friends on my list. Im not here for a popularity contest or to earn meaningless points. keep that in mind everyone has TWO DAYS TOPS to let me know they want to stay.

First Phone Call Of The Day
this is all too often indicative of how my first phone call of the day begins: -hello? hey..'s me. what are you doing this morning? (it's a penpal's 'chick' and she has news. inside i groan. i also think -i'm doing the same thing i do every fucking morning, what else?-) -eh, taking the kiddo to daycare and headed to work. what's going on? oh, remember how i told you about the crazy guy living on the pod with them? the one who plays in his own shit? -which one? the one who thinks he's a rapper...he's the one that dug his own eyeball out a couple years ago? -ah...yeah, ok. what about him? he dug the other one out yesterday or so i heard. ---i talked with her a few more minutes. but all the while, i'm wondering why i'm having this conversation so early in the morning. but, i shouldn't be having this conversation at any time of the morning or day. then i wonder how someone can remove his own eye without rousing anyone's attention before it's over. oh, yeah..

Burnnn
So the Russian chick I was hoeing out the other day actually got into my SB asking me to rate her pics cuase she had auto 11s on. Ofcourse that didn't happen, since I dont take requests. She figured if I am from the same city, I would be happy to be her...Fubar pimp? She actually thought I was going to be her friend...how naive. Whores like that make the rest of us Russian women look bad, and I think she should be grateful I'm not calling the immigration on her silly ass. Cause I can, since she is here illegally. That could be fun. Perhaps she could be part of a sex slave ring...hmmm At any rate, if you read this, I was just curious to talk to you. Nothing more, I'm not interested in associating with someone like you, nor was I ever. lol

Week 15 Stats And Week 16 Schedule
Hey all! There were some great games this weekend, definitely some unexpected wins! The winners this week are me and Just me with 12-16.. Kelly in a close 2nd with 11. There are games on Thursday and Saturday so be sure to get me your Thursday picks no later than 5pm that day. The rest of the picks by Friday 5pm. Will post schedule for week 16 and stats in a few.. back to class. Later all. Standings for Week 15: 1st Place: Just Me with 151-222 2nd Place Kelly and I with 148-222 3rd Place: JP with 145-222 4th Place: Will with 134-222 5th Place: Superman with 120-222 6th, 7th and 8th Place: Drill with 117-222 Porch with 112-222 Texi with 106-222 90 and lower (I'm assuming you guys are no longer playing) Spanky 82 Carrie 86 Crow 66 McLovin 59 Alchy 42 Here is the Schedule for week 16 Thurs. Dec 18th IND @ JAC Sat. Dec 20th BAL @ DAL Sun. Dec 21st SF @ STL CIN @ CLE SD @ TB MIA @ KC NO @ DET PIT @ TEN ARI @ NE NYJ

Music.
im not allowed to listen to headphones while working in mastercontrol. something about it interfering with my job duty of monitoring the audio quality/signal. whatever. so i put my ipod on shuffle. i dont do that TOOOOOOOOOO often cause ive got 20551 songs on it and a lot of shit can come up and i end up just sitting there flipping through songs instead of listening....but right now is a pretty damn good group of shit. its a good mix. 1) beatles- baby, its you. 2) no doubt- 6 feet under ground. 3) beastie boys- sabrosa. 4) the mummies- shut your mouth. 5) johnny cash- cry, cry, cry. 6) the loved ones- surprise, surprise. 7) johnny thunders- hurt me. 8) rocket from the crypt- lorna doom. 9) blondie- rip her to shreds. 10) jon spencer blues explosion- naked. hmmm...seems we came to a break in goodness.

Bad Luck
It just keeps getting worse. So I was supposed to get a call today about what is wrong with my car. Only; I found out MY CAR IS MISSING! They have no idea where my car is at. We called CarX to have it towed there, but I guess their usual tower was to swamped and didn't tow it, so some other place did. But it never came arrived at CarX. So as of right now; my car is missing; I can't work without a car, I can't go to my sisters for my birthday/new years, and this Christmas officially blows. Merry Fucking Christmas everyone

Today Is The Day
First day back to work (officially. I went in several times during my 'vacation'). Not everybody was here, was actually just me and my people, with one of them working from home. She made me laugh, said I work too much and I needed to get a life. Perhaps she is right. I've been so bored over the last week with nobody around, and surprisingly little to do at home. I actually went to bed at 11:00 last night. I realized forcing myself to sleep was better than laying in bed looking at a laptop for three more hours, not really doing anything but surfing youtube. Perhaps a life would be a good idea. Any suggestions? I realized today that a fear I had when I moved for the first time may actually be a reality. When I moved to Georgia I was so amazed at how great it was to be some place different, to experience a new place and new people and new things that I was concerned that I would get tired of where I was and want that feeling again. Three years later, I moved to where I am now. I've

Ty Ty Ty Ty Ty Ty Ty!!!!!!!
What can I say? YOU GUYS RAWK!!!!!! Thank you soooooooooooo much everyone that helped me Godmother!!!! I have the most wonderful, fantastic, amazing, and OUTSTANDING friends! Without you guys I would never have made it! You all brighten my day just by being a part of it! Again I cant say it enough, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Pics
Soo...I came back from California today. The trip was awesome, it was great to see in laws. I love them, and so envy hubby with parents, I wish mine were like that... But my MIL (mother in law)is a HUGE picture taker, and was following us with a camera everywhere. I hate getting a pic of me taken, so I was trying to hide in those pics. Unsuccessfully. Ughh... The only person I let to take pics of me is a timer on my camera.

Unhappy People
Unhappy people are usually unhappy because they have not mastered the ability to be happy within themselves. Therefore, they may try and gain happiness/pleasure through others no matter what that entails. Don't get confused with my usage of unhappiness and then compare it to depression because they are two different things. This article is about unhappy people - not depressed people. An unhappy person often uses others to get what they need out of life. At first this may work, but after a while the relationship begins to experience problems because their partner cannot tolerate the life getting literally sucked out of them. This kind of needy and spongy behavior is what the medical and psychiatric establishments like to call, "codependency". There is nothing really wrong with these kinds of people, except for the fact they need to come out of their selfishness, grow up, be accountable and take responsibility for their own happiness. Unfortunately when certain establishments coin

The Ex!
Is it bad that I want to go on my Ex-Wife's Facebook and call her the C word.. and BOMB her page with inappropriate stuff? Considering she's still with the fag-ola that she was with while we were married that she said she was "just friends" with????

Errrrrrr
So I'm eating pizza with my youngest and every 30 seconds or so he makes a sound like a bomb hitting. I kinda looked at him and he said "kpewwwwwww another bite hit my lower intestine". Now obviously he's delusional. I'm just wondering where this came from since I'm so normal. :D Love yous guys

Is My Toilet Too Clean?
Ok, I clean my toilet by hand. I don't use a toilet brush. My best friend says I'm crazy and no toilet needs to be that clean (I'm laughing at my OCD while I write this). Am I crazy? I just don't think that the toilet brush can get it clean enough...lol I know I'm weird

Lookin For...
When I was 17, I was working as a musician at a big Chicago theater company. I had to take a train home from Chicago every night at 11pm, and hated walking a couple miles to the train station, then taking a seedy L train home. So I was walking with my violin, and this biker dude pulled up. We started talking, and he wound up giving me a ride all the way home on his motorcycle. He said he was 30, but I told him that he was lying. I finally got his real age out of him, which was 38. We became friends, and started hanging out and going for rides. He joked that he couldn't wait til I become 18, and I told him that I know he is not joking. It never went past friendship, though, altho we kissed once, but that doesn't count as much. I stayed at his place once in a while, and once I brought my friend over to his place, and hooked him up with her. She was also Russian, and a huge pain in the ass. So she was too psycho for him. We were friends for 5 years, with him going through rand

Weird
Today at work some lady called down and asked if someone could come up and make her a ponytail, since she only had one arm. So I went, and she was this young black cute chick with a stump for an arm. Looked recently amputated, you could see the stitches kinda. I made her a ponytail, and helped her put on a shirt (on top of her tshirt), cause she couldn't manage to put the arm in a sleeve. It was odd, but she was nice. I was expecting an old smelly woman.

Today Is A Very Sad Day
I was notified at 10am this morning that a very very good friend of mine of over 10 year died of a brain aneurysm this morning at her home. She was only 35 years old. This was totally unexpected and no one knew that anything was wrong with her. I am in total shock, and very sad about this. I have tried to hang out on here but I can not keep my head on straight. So if you could please keep my family and her family in your prayers. She left behind a husband, a 12 year old son and a 8 year old daughter....

Just My Luck, A Pet Peeve...
Alright, I was at the grocery store yesterday when I almost ran into one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen. We traded smiles and went on. Every couple of aisle, we passed each other, still smiling. So, when I went to check out, she "just happened" to get in line behind me. Yep, that's when "whatdoIsay, whatdoIsay" goes running through my head while I smile back and try not to stare into her deep, dark blue eyes... So, I picked up a DVD I had in the cart and asked "Have you ever seen this?!?" Annnnnnd, that's when it happened. It doesn't matter WHAT she said, but HOW she said it. This gorgeous little thing, perfectly white skin, sheer black hair, hypnotizing eyes, and wonderful fashion sense spoke... ...IN EBONICS!!!!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heart Attack
Yep, I had one, 3 actually. It happened friday night/sat morning. I was home getting ready for bed and my arms and chest started hurting. I went to the hospital and had them there. Thankfully I was there when it started. They life flighted me to Akron General. There they performed emergency surgery on me. I now have a Stint in one artery. It's funny to think that you can get shot, stabbed, ran over by a car and in a major car wreck and survive. But all it takes a piece of something smaller than a grain of sand to clog an artery and it'll kill you faster than anything else. They asked all the usual questions, did I do drugs, steroids, or smoke cigarettes. And the only one that I ever done was smoked, Had done that for 25 years. And needless to say it was what was gonna kill me. So with that being said, for the rest of my life I must take meds everyday, and see a doc every month to monitor my heart. There was nothing else that caused my heart attack other than smoking. My

Russian Slutt
I guess there is no flattery like imitation; especially if its someone stealing my pics and making a second profile for me. THe name is changed a little bit, to a Russian Slutt, which I might or might not find fitting...you decide. That person was someone close to me, since he knows some of my info. Am I mad? Uhm, not really...more like a lil disgusted and almost flattered that someone would go to those great lengths to mess with me. I don't really feel like investigating, bwah. I guess if someone asks me why I agreed to give them a BJ behind a dumpster, and now acting all high and mighty, Ill just have some explaining to do.

Hottie Auction
Do you know that you can own a hottie for Valetine's day? This Valetine's day you get the chance to own a 2nd alarm hottie. Both officers and regular members will be up for auction. The auction will be held at the 2nd alarm hotties homepage. More info to come. So start saving your bucks, and prepare for the auctioning of the hottest girls on fubar!! If you think you have what it takes to be a Hottie Please contact Annipoo the Norwegian Goddess*Chief of Operations 2nd alarm hotties*@ fubar Or ღCllgegrlღChief_Deputy_of_Adminღ2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar Or our Founder Firechief/Founder 2nd Alarm Hotties

Character References
Character References for EchoAngel AKA Krystal Yes, this is pretty sad to have to do this BUT I am sick of people making up lies about me. Note: If you want character references to verify that I am who I say I am; please contact one or all of the following people. This list will grow in time.. not diminish. Thank you and have a great day. PS Not into drama... if you want to lie about me.. get to know this.. 1. Me 2. What makes your life miserable that you have to try to destroy other's lives and friendships. 3. NOT into drama or head games so move on. PSS Thank You All Who Left Comments. You All Humble Me... It Is So Easy To Be Myself With Having Friends Like You!!! God Bless You All!! Muahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

What It Is....
A day goes by and the sun goes down. At the end of the day I am left with my thoughts. Thoughts of where I want to be, who I am, and thoughts concerning my heart. If I take a place in my life and analyze it, I tend to find that at some point during that time, I was happy. People always tell me "Kyle you always have an answer for everything and it gets annoying." I say I always have positive thoughts and look for the good in everything. So which is more true I ask myself. Personally I don't care what people think. I know myself better than anyone but God. When I step back and look at myself over the years, out of all the things I have done, mostly bad but I have done good things as well, I will have to honestly say I am truely happy with myself. I am proud that I am self educated. I am proud my heart is big enough to hold the world and I am proud to have each one of you play a part in my life. Each one of the people in my life (yes this includes you wonderful people of fubar) have a bea

Dolls!
Yesterday, I went to wal-mart with some of my friends. We were just their for no reason so i decided to go to the barbie section. Claudia (roomate) and I instantly fell in love with the the disney princess baby dolls they had! They were cute as fuck. They only had Ariel, Belle, Cinderella, and Snow White. I got Ariel of course for $13 and Claudia got Belle. Then as we were walking away we saw more disney princess dolls. They were for $5!!! I almost cried with joy! I bought Ariel (yes, again) belle, snow white, and sleeping beauty. I am NOT ashamed of loving Disney Princess. They're the best and i do not regret buying them even though i'm broke. lol

My Nephew
So, my nephew who is one of my best friends in the world is in from West Palm Beach. We have had a lovely evening watching a movie, talking for hours, just spending time together. I have missed him terribly. It's a nice thought to know he is here, upstairs sleeping and not 1,000 miles away. I haz a happy. ♥

If
Betwixt a day-long photo project and a day spent shotofapping, I cleaned my apartment and rearranged the furniture in my living room. Behind what might loosely be called an office desk (but which more accurately should be called a vanity and junk collection area), I found two bankers boxes and a rolling briefcase, all filled with flotsam and jetsam, the detritus of my previous employment. I had quit that job amidst a flurry of confusion, speculation. "Why is she quitting?" they wondered. "Was she asked to leave? Is she being forced out?" "Did something happen? Is someone going to get sued?" No one really knew for sure - except me. The truth is this: I had tired of the place, of the people, of the never-ending parties and drama and work and emails and pointless projects. I felt my life was slipping away from me. The pay was splendid, but I had no time to spend it. Wake up, go to work, work, go home, go to sleep, wake up, go to work... ad infinitum. My boss, who wa

Here's The Deal...
So last night my stepdad got the bright idea to sell the car. Now I have to find away to go to an appointment tomorrow and to bowling. I'm pretty sure Jeremy will pick me up..but he's not on to ask, lol. If he can't....I have no idea what I'm going to do. I guess just call them and tell them I won't be there. I haven't bowled in 2 weeks, so who knows how I'm gonna do. Today we had a really bad wind storm. The power line between our house an another one had sparks flying out of it, our flag pole almost blew down, and our power went out a few times. I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to be on or not. I don't know what I would have done if we ended up with no electricity, lol. I would have been bored out of my mind. They still say that the wind is going to be strong and it could still possibly knock out power to more "customers". My luck we will lose power tomorrow, my only day off, lol.

Movie Prizes
1. 100k 2. 3 credit bling 3. 1 day blast 4. 20 11's, 1 custom rock you graphic and a drink 5. custom paint shop graphic 6. big drink a day for a week and 20k 7. 5 credit bling 8. 1 ticker 9. 100 11's on your pics 10. custom paint shop graphic 11. big pimping gift 12. 3 credit bling 13. 100 11's on your pics 14. 100k 15. custom paint shop graphic 16. 20 11's, 1 custom rock you graphic and a drink 17. big pimping gift 18. 1 credit bling 19. big drink a day for a week and 20k 20. custom paint shop graphic 21. 100 11's on your pics 22. 3 credit bling 23. big drink a day for a week and 20k 24. big pimping gift 25. custom paint shop graphic 26. 100k 27. 20 11's, 1 custom rock you graphic and a drink 28. 1 credit bling 29. 20 11's, 1 custom rock you graphic and a drink 30. custom paint shop graphic 31. big drink a day for a week and 20k 32. 10 credit bling 33. 100k 34. 100 11's on your pics 35. custom paint shop graphic 36. big pimping gift 37. 3 day blast

It's Amazing What Some Fools Will Try!
I just finished my contest and it went great! The winners were pleased. I'm pleased too! BUT I did have a slight wrench thrown in just for fun. I suppose they were testing my Fu-intelligence, but I proved I'm smarter. hehe I actually had someone, not going to name names, make fake accounts JUST to enter my contest! Now, this might have worked had the IDIOT verified their email so as to not be green anymore. Or even attempt to post a pic. All my contests have been based on a slight bit of trust. Me trusting that my fu-friends wouldn't try to take advantage of my generosity. But apparently, and sadly, that's just not the case. SO I will be making all my contests closed to those with no verified salute. I'm sorry about this, but there is some SCHMUCK out there that is to blame for this. That is all, commence living lol

Frasier????
Long and weird so bear with me. I still remember most of this from a few days ago it was that wrong. Starts with me getting on either a train to go on a trip to somewhere. During the journey I keep noticing that the train isn't even on train tracks, and that it keeps running over people and other vehicles. For some reason I want to phone someone but don't have my phone, so I look out of the windows hoping to find them. So, the journey finally ends and I get off and immediately look for an internet cafe, but no such luck, so I end up walking aimlessly around. End up bumping in to some people I know who are kicking a football around in the street. Now, the weirdest part. We decide to go find somewhere for some eats, and come across this cafe I go to, that shouldn't even be there. So we go in, and for some reason the place has changing rooms. I can't remember what I changed in to, but they were part of the dream. Next thing I know, I walk in to the cafe, and suddenly I'm

A Stalker Story
So I was in Papi's Blog and ended up striking up a convo with Macaroni about My stalker. We decided it may make a decent blog. It started with me telling her that I had a myspace once with a lot of networking contacts and memories. I ended up having to delete it.. and why? For a year and a half I was getting RESTRICTED phone calls from a woman. Most of the year, she would call and just say nothing. When i started dating this guy, I would have him answer my phone and he finally got her to talk. At first.. she gave the name Charlize Theron.. Really?? REALLY??!?! BWHAHAAHAHA!! But then she settled on Shelly.. I swear on my mother's eyes, the bitch sounded like a drunken Retard. So the calls began to escalate. She would call between 12am and 3am. THEN she stared calling my job.. left 3 crazy messages on there.. leaving my myspace addy and then some. THEN she called my parents (my dad is 70) at 1am. I mean COME ON!!!! Also left the myspace addy. Thing I don't really want them to see.

My Own Personal Jesus
Religion, of any form, is of no consequence to me. I’ve never had a taste or craving for a big spoonful of Jesus, though people have attempted to airplane a few in at various points in my life. I think this is partially due to the fact that my parents didn’t attend church or force any sort of religious deals on my brother and me growing up. It was also, in part, due to their hippy –I wanna live free- lifestyle. God, Jesus, and the good book had too many rules, man. Besides, Sunday was pops’ day to drive to the Florida line for his daily dose of alcohol (no alcoholic beverages are sold in Georgia on Sundays). Yay for family functions!! I can’t condemn them for that. If anything, this was one of the few things I can praise them for…how different I would’ve turned out if I had been raised in a typical God-fearing, Bible-thumping, intolerant to a fault Southern family. Why, I wouldn’t be the perfectly_inked or PI for short that you all barely know today. I shudder as I realize that I j

Wanna Get Bombed?!
Ok, so I bought myself one of those new Cherry Bomb blings. Yes, I bought it for myself! Get over it! lol ANYways, I figured, to make it easy, I will activate my Bomb when I have enough people. Put your profile thumbnail link (if you don't know how to do this, sb me) in a comment of this blog. It would be best for both of us if you have 1 album with at least 250 pics in it. When I activate, I will go bomb anyone that posted their link. Of course, if I get a flood of people, I will just do random ones. But I doubt that will happen. =/ So, okey dokey? Leave your profile link and I'll bomb ya for Fubucks for both of us!! WOOT! hehe

Threesome Tag
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Katiemae 2. Mommie 3. Aunt Kakie Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. waitress 2. manager at Taco Bell 3. nurse Three Places I have lived 1. Georgia 2. South Carolina 3. Hell Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Sons Of Anarchy 2. Breaking Bad 3. Secret Life of the American Teenager Three places I have been 1. Georgia 2. South Carolina 3. Flordia Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My school friend Angela (stupid FWD shit jokes) 2. My BFF Tommy (HOTTIE guitar player) 3. My friend Marcus Three of my favorite foods 1. Mexican 2. pasta 3. meatloaf Three things I would like to do 1. Go on vacation 2. Move out of my mother in laws house 3. Travel Thr

3 Some
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Tawny 2. Tanya 3. T Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Insurance 2. Financial software 3. Exec asst. Three Places I have lived 1. Cambridge 2. Bettendorf 3. Rock Island Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Hell's Kitchen 2. Greys 3. PBS Three places I have been 1. San Antonio 2. San Diego 3. Orlando yeah, exciting right? Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. no one from here 2. 3. Three of my favorite foods 1. Chicken 2. Pasta 3. Salad Three things I would like to do 1. Get a job 2. Buy a house 3. Get a new car Three friends I think will respond 1. um 2. 3. Things I am looking forward to 1. getting a job 2. getting a job 3. Having

Special
so i was talking to my mom today and was saying how hard its been to get a job and what not and she basically told me that if i thought it was so bad that i should just off myself because she doesnt wanna hear about it

My Tummy!
Dinner from tonight: Spaghetti, garlic toast, salad, iced tea. All prepared by me. My tummy is so stuffed. I have a paper to write and a review game to make before tomorrow. I'm exhausted now. After cooking all of that and then shoveling it in my face, I deserve a nap. But then I won't want to get up and do my homework. Oh, the decisions. They are so tough. So how is everyone doing tonight?

Hey All
I just wanted too let everyone know im back. i promised I wouldnt be gone forever although it seemed like forever. We are moved into our new house Still got lotsa unpacking too do but its coming along. I want too thank you for all the love showed too me while I was moving. I missed alot in my tool bar so if you showed love and want it returned send me a message. Im still getting back in the swing of things. Things change on the site everyday. I got all kinds of Cherry Bombs and still learning what they are. Thank you for hitting my page. Ill do my best too return the love in the near future. I missed you all so much.Fubar is part of real life I cant get rid of. So giving ya all an update.. New pictures of our house will come soon Hugs too all

Cheerybomb Mil Or 15k Per 100 Rates
Auto 11s Cherry Bomber BlingBux Bux – 10 Chances To Win Chiina_Whiite Auto 11 Today. Chances to Be a Winner: CherryBomber Bux or 15k Per 100 rates (15k per 100 Rules) *Not included in contest *HH Rates Only *Comment last pic in folders you rate *Send Total # of Pics rated in PM *NO COMMENTS/NO PM = NO PAY CherryBombers Bux Drop a CherryBomb on one of the 250 pic CherryBomb Folders to Enter to Win 1 MILLION FUBUX Drawing… All Messages Sent as Bombing Notifications will be entered. If I receive more than 100 Bombs, 2 Winners will be chosen.

Something For Everyone!
Horoscopes for today (according to The Onion) Hilarity, I say! Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 You've long thought of yourself as a left-brain type of person, but the stroke will quickly and dramatically change all that. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 After years of putting up an emotional wall, you'll realize the error of your ways this week and purchase three tons of brick and cement instead. Gemini May 21 - Jun 21 You will uncover an ancient Aztec curse this Thursday, one frightened locals say translates to "motherfucker." Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22 The baboon will see you as a threat to the social hierarchy of the pack, which truth be told, is giving you way too much credit. Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22 He'll scream, they'll scream, you'll all scream for ice cream—forcing several orderlies to rush back into the room and strap everyone down in their beds. Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22 Interior decorators claim that only about 18 inches of space is needed for people to pass betwe

Taming The Shrews
Once upon a time I worked in a fairytale land. I had my husband working at the same company in a job that made us both happy. My best friend worked three feet away. My boss (a preacher) was a male who without admitting it, enjoys a girl with a nice rack; which is well established that I like mine and am not afraid of showing it. I had free reign of the internet, breaks, lunches, work hours, etc. This combination made coming to work a joy. Then the economy took a shit on my fairytale. My husband, my best friend, and my boss got let go. All of this leads up too the point of this blog. I am left with the wicked step-mother and her evil daughters. I now sit three feet from my boss who will further be known as the WSM. The WSM does not appreciate a nice rack as hers are bigger than mine and she doesn’t enjoy them at all. So now if I’m not covered to the neck there will inevitably be a comment about skin showing. The WSM is also all about reports, timelines, and micromanagin

=)
Sitting here in the hotel room waiting for April to call me, I thought I would do a quick blog! It has been fun since I have been here in despite of the lost luggage that I got back yesterday afternoon. April is a hoot. She is really fun to be around and we have been having a blast. Last night many people on my yahoo seen us on cam, I was buzzing nicely and she was sloshed, lolz! We ended up going to a bar to get wings, she got the sea salt and black pepper (way too much salt, bleh) and of course me being up here had to try the maple syrup and garlic wings, they were yummy. Ernie arrives here tonight, so it will become a lot more interesting :) I will be taking a lot more pictures and uploading them. My only complaint, is the cigarettes up here are way too light tasting. Ya, Ya, I know quit, but since my luggage came, I have my American smokes. Not sure what we are going to be doing over the next few days, it's trying to snow right now, fun fun.... Have a great da

Chakra?
You can blame JWH for these You Are the Heart Chakra You are loving, kind, and empathetic. You feel for the world, and you truly value peace. You have many close relationships, and you work hard to make them harmonious. You are accepting and understanding. You are tolerant of all sorts of viewpoints, even if you don't agree with them. You are very forgiving. When you love someone, your love is unconditional. What Chakra Are You?

To All My Rating Revolution Family/friends
To all my Rating Revolution Family/Friends I've done a lot of thinking lately and have decided that I cannot give rating revolution my fullest attention, and feel it would be fairer if I left. This may not come as a shock to some of you for I haven't been happy on fubar for a long time, the site has in all sense of the word killed itself, with the autos, and blings. Dont get me wrong I have had some wonderful friends give me blings and things and thank you to them ... but with the rush of the auto came the obvious point whores, the so called friends that I hadnt seen for months and months suddenly came out of the woodwork and were all over my page, and then as soon as the auto stopped my page became a ghost town. I always got great pleasure from finding pictures to add to my folders, I liked sharing them with friends but again only a small handful of loyal true friends stopped by regularly unless the dreaded auto 11 was on. The ezee rates are just pointless no one can see what

A Fubar Sex Change Experence
Look at some of the wonderful things I'm receiving do to Misfits and Myself Sexy Merge... ->veryhotguy: feel....disguesting....huh! huh?!?!??! ->veryhotguy: Wait....nothing to say now? ->veryhotguy: notice all the other pictures of me...THE GUY...otice the default pictres bad photoshop job as a joke ->veryhotguy: ....Jesus fuckin' christ...did you even bother looking ay my picture! veryhotguy: heysexy ->mr_snuffel...: You know I'm a guy right, or are you that Daft? mr_snuffel...: think it would be disturbing or do you think it would be fun?? ->mr_snuffel...: your wondeful shout to me.... mr_snuffel...: what's disturbing?? ->mr_snuffel...: disturbing sir... ->mr_snuffel...: ... mr_snuffel...: want a real 12 inches baby?? lol

Fake Melissa Midwest...
Are you really serious?.... ..from user .. 4 Melissa@ fubar Has stolen pictures claiming it's her from... www.melissamidwest.com ...anyone have any idea who is making this slew of fakes lately? I'd love to know...have a great weekend, Peace.

Quick Advice
So yesterday this clown had a really bad day and cried all friggin day (or so it seemed). My eyes are major swollen, and I need to go to the store, what will help with this???? I been holding an ice pack between them, but I don't want to go in public like this....

Omfg
I am watching the Tyra show now. Its the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. There is a 600 lb woman on here who is dreaming, yes I said DREAMING, or weighing 1000 lbs. WTF?! She loves being fat and eats at least 2k calories per meal...not to mention the snacks in between. She says moving is over rated and that she hates being mobile. The way this woman makes money is even worse. She gets paid to do humiliating things on cam for people online. One person paid her to wear a dog collar and have chocolate milk funneled into her mouth. Seriously? What is wrong with people? Why would anyone work to be that unhealthy? I can't even believe I'm watching this, I am so completely disgusted.

National Douchebag Day
So I have declared today "National Douchebag Day!" I have been up for about 2 hours and have already blocked 3 guys and am thinking about blocking a fourth. Wtf is up today? Do I have a sign on my forehead that says "fuck with me today,please?" It's getting old. I've always left my shoutbox open because I like to stay open to make new friends, but now I had to shut it to friends only. I've actually met a couple of really cool people because they messaged me first in my shoutbox. I am uber annoyed with this place today and am seriously debating a fu-cation now. I also had both of my salutes ripped today because a point whore jagoff was fucking with a friend. Ugh. BOOOOOOOOO!

Incredible Story!
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatu

You Rea It Here First
MzCh@osR☼xx R/L Wifey 2 TinMan22/Hers-Just Your Average Military Wmn*Mine/Hers-SxyMexicanChica Is having an Easter auction, you guessed it, I'm in it...Why not come by and see what I have to offer...While you're there browsing the participants pls rate them...PLS don't forget to R/F/A my girl MzCh@os, she's a fantastic lady and a great friend...She has a lot of great pics, check 'em out and show her some love, you'll be glad you did...Now all ya have to do is click the link get your bids on... ~Natural_Witch~

Jai No Comment...
Alright, for some strange reason I can't comment or reply to ANYTHING... I get the ole "Bouncer Check", type in the code, hit enter AND... ...it gives me another code. *sigh* Just hope I'm not being hacked again... SO, I'm not ignoring y'all, I JUST CAN'T DO SHIT!!! *pounds forehead on keyboard*

Sarcasm Is Lost On The Stupid...
I was at the shoe store earlier buying my daughter some new sneakers...the store was empty except for the two women who worked there...one was maybe 20 the other in her forties...They asked if I found everything I needed..I smiled and said yes...unless you have some sanity I did not see. The older one looked at me and said.."what is that"? The Younger one asked what I needed I said I said sanity..they were both dumbfounded..and asked what it was..I said Nevermind. Then the Older one got snotty and said ow do we know if we can order it in if you cannot explain what it is. I kinda snapped at that point and said " Sanity...ya know when someone is insane they have no SANITY..it was a joke" The young girl giggled at that point..and the older one said "I don't get jokes"NO shit...fuck...why can stupidity not be painful...wow.End rantMissed you witty fuckers btw ;)

Help.....
Ok we all know by now ive been saving for tomorrow's spotlight and i believe i have enough to pull it off unless it gets ridiculous again. I was given a few pointer's and basically i need to be around at midnight to get in final bid's and secure the spot. I have ran into a huge problem and im not sure what im going to do about it. Basically im leaving at 9 and going to a concert and i wont be back on until tomorrow "rut-roh". So what am i suppose to do now? Only thing that i can think of is giving someone i trust my account information and having them log in my account and securing my spotlight in my absense OR say ferk it and go for spotlight the 12th which almost completely void's out the entire reason i was going for it in the first place. I suppose the alternate choice could always be just to forget about it completely and giving everyone their monies back. I dont want to give up, i honestly really do want it for tomorrow but whats a girl to do ya know. So if anyone has any sugge

One Step Forward
Well I just found out one plus of all this negativity going on. I am not ashamed to say that I get food help from the state. I had just went to the store and seen that I have cash benifits available which just told me that my medical has been approved. I just talked to my mom and told her that it had been approved (to be certain I called the number when I got home) and told her I won't know more until I get the letter from the state since they told me they couldnt open it the case until they had either my old medical records (which I am still in the process of getting) or until I have the 2nd nerve conduction test which isnt scheduled till May 13th. So hopefully that will solve my housing issues until I am accepted into one of the two places. I am thrilled that the medical was approved, I haven't been on a whole lot and both of my wrists have been wreaking havok. Been taking a few tylenol 1's a day that I brought back from Canada. They don't do much but semi take the edge off.

Holy Cow!
Holy cow this chic is going to actually do something tonight rather then sit around and do absolutely nothing. A friend is having what she calls Rockband night, there will be other people that I don't know there, so I will be taking my daughter. There will be drinking, but I may only have one since I am going to be driving and since my daughter is underaged for 2 more years. I am tired as hell, woke up at 6:30, and for some ungodly reason stayed up. Everytime I try to lay down to take a nap my damn phone rings. I don't think I am destined to sleep today. Just wanted to say hello to everyone and have a great Saturday!

Vacation
I have two options for a summer vac:a) a family reunion with in laws in Nor Cal for 2 weeks, which I love going to cause they are awesome and I miss them.or b) 2 weeks in France at our friends' house. Ive already been to France, and hate it, plus dont know the fam too well, soo... grrr, hubby is leaning towards Fwance of course.

Well....
[sigh] I had this great blog planned out. Now it's all kind of changed. I mean I don't guess it's bad, but yanno....not what I really wanted to write about. I ran a bomb last night with me having no Auto-11s. That's fine. Surprisingly I got bombed back a hell of a lot more than I do when I bomb with autos on. Weird. One chick without autos told me if I bombed her she'd bling me. I never got the bling, lol. That's fine. I really didn't care. The only thing that bothered me was that while bombing someone....I refreshed to reset the time and I clicked on the wrong album and bombed a very small folder and only got like 3k points, lol. My mistake. I can't remember who it was or I'd probably send them a message, lol. Yeah, I'm nice like that sometimes. Something I noticed this morning. Before I bombed I didn't even have 1 million FuBucks. Now I have just over 3 million. I've NEVER gotten that many fubucks after a bombing. Odd. I thought maybe I wasn't paying attention to my messages and so

Gavin Part 3... La
We woke up somber... knowing he had to go. I watched out the balcony and his bus rode away. I waved like an idiot hoping he could see. I walked back in the room feeling empty. I didn't understand the feeling. I had spent maybe 6 hours with this stranger and I felt a connection like I've never felt before. From there we talked on the phone incessantly. Anytime he had a signal we spoke. We decided that no matter what, we HAD to see each other again. Ok first of all, I can't get a guy to buy me a half a pack of gum around here let alone fly me anywhere... but... he flew me out to LA to spend the last days he was going to be in this country. I was so nervous the day I flew out. I was anxious, scared, excited. We had been talking and emailing for a month since he left me on that bus. I pulled up in the airport shuttle. I got out, ready to puke. Then i saw him my heart leapt. I dropped my bags. He grabbed me and hugged me. We kissed for what seemed like an hour. (poor valet) We were s

This Is To My Friends
Since i have been on Fubar i have made some awesum friends and have become very close to some of them especially.At this point of time in my life i am struggling with constant pain and am not on here as much as i used to be. This pain is slowly taking me out and is makin my life hell and with the medical system (which is really helpful and fast (NOT) I am truly struggling on a day to day basis. I am just writing this to let my close friends know that its not that i am trying to be rude and ignore them but i have very valid reasons for not being able to be on here as much as i once was. Im not saying at this stage im leaving FU im just struggling badly atm but i will always answ my msgs and i will also repay all the luv i get when and every chance i get . There are a few of you that are close to me know what is going down and understand but there are alot who dont and i jus wanted to assure yall that i am definately not trying to let any one down but jus wanted all to understand why i a

What The Fuck Was Bob Talking About?
I had wondered for years. I mean, catchy but bothersome. What the fuck was Bob talking about? He’s dead. I can’t ask him. I’ll never know. But, fuck, somewhere, someone must know what the fuck he’s talking about. All codes are cracked. Enigma. Algebra. This one too. Finally, I saw a movie. Two guys wondered the same thing. I knew I wasn’t alone. This question had plagued man (probably not woman) since Bob first wrote it and THEY had an answer. Each one a different one. One of them was good. That’s it! From the grave, Bob was speaking to me! Suddenly, it was clear! I finally got it! Two days later I visited the chiropractor’s office and excitedly shared with Rion my new discovery. “Since the first time I heard the song ‘No Woman, No Cry’ I wondered what the fuck it meant. I’ve always wanted to know what Bob Marley was talking about and I finally got it! The other day I was watching a mov

Just Interesting To Me
I was messing around on youtube this morning and came across this video, if it will post. Anyway...I like it. It's just well different. If you listen to it....what did ya think? God, I felt like such a damn blogger just then...either that or a really bad MuMMer......forgive me?

10 Pointless Factoids About Me
1) I've never tried pot or any other drugs 2) I've been to maybe 4 parties in my life, most I was the "tag along" 3) I don't have much friends, and the ones I do, are kinda flakey and dont want to have anythin to do with me 4) I am a nerd 5) I randomly meet people from online, and they wind up to be pretty cool 6) I talk to ANYONE since I think everyone deserves attention 7) I am hoping for a widespread disease that will annihillate a lot of people. 8) I love nature 9) I judge people and can hate them just by looking at them 10) I am not a liar, but if I do lie, you would never know about it

The Affinity
I've been surfing around the fu for a long while now, looking for a group of people to join. I've visited pages, watched them at work, thus far haven't found a connection with any of them. Not that there is something WRONG with them, but none of them seem to have what I'm looking for. So, here are my thoughts. I'd like to be part of a family where leveling isn't the total priority, and where all women that share a few simple common bonds can join together in friendship. I want to be part of a group made FOR women, and BY women, without a care as to what she looks like. I've found lots of female-oriented groups, but they all seem to have a prerequisite for joining based on a woman's appearance. Some are only looking for beautiful women, others are looking for women of a certain size (large or small) and others take members only based on hair color. Not that I have anything against the groups that are set up that way, I'm just more of the non-exclusive type

Garden Party
I dreamed the other night that animals were dining in my garden. The pheasants and rabbits had forks, and they were daintily plucking my plants out of the ground. The creatures chewed, nibbled, sighed contentedly, wiped their mouths with napkins. My subconscious may be hinting that I need to put up a fence. Or borrow a 22. It is Sunday morning, and I presume my parents are at church. Otherwise, how to explain my mother not dropping over, sitting down for coffee, then starting on a new project? (Yesterday we enjoyed coffee from Honduras, then tore floral wallpaper off the kitchen walls.) Today I'm resting – finally – and watching birds out my window. I have my office desk set up so I can see into the back yard – a couple acres of grass, evergreens, and, in the distance, grain bins and apple trees. And more trees. The wind is blowing – just fifteen mph today, a gentle breeze compared to the forty mph gusts of two days ago. I don't know what the li

Peep!
I’ve got baby chickens! Cheeps! Baby peeps! eep eeeeep! Weeks ago, my eldest niece and I fawned over day-old chicks at Tractor Supply Company. Reverting to adolescence, I pleaded with my mother. “Mom, can we get chickens?” My niece joined in. “Grandma, please?! Just one?! I’ll let it sleep in my bed!” My niece, as you might infer, has never been around chickens. I had chickens when I was young. Or, rather, my mother had chickens when I was young, and I was tasked with taking care of them. I have fond memories of petting a very sweet brown hen, thinking my attention would make her lay more eggs. I have less fond memories of being attacked by a loud, vicious rooster. (My mother tells me that the chickens gave me lice, but I seem to have mostly blocked this out of my memory. I vaguely recall a traumatic period when my teddy bear, Rusty, had to be washed and imprisoned in a plastic bag for a period of time. I guess this was the lice inc

Wtf?
So why is it when a guy talks to me and my weight problem comes up he always asks "well do you want to lose weight?" I always respond "Well, yeah...eventually." then he seems to think he needs to come up with a fucking game plan for me. Jesus! I've lost 100+ pounds...I know what I'm doing, and I know you have to be in a good place mentally. A person has to be very motivated and ready to make changes in their life. Ugh...

Damn You, Meathead
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take itRULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!LAST PERSON YOU....[1] Who was the last person you texted?MoP[2] You were in the car with?My cousin Jessica[3] Went to the mall with?I have no clue[4] Person you talked on the phone with?My Mom[5] You messaged/commented on Fubar?VanT/F Only answer with True or FalseQ:Kissed some one on your top friends?TrueQ: Been searched By Cops?TrueQ: Been suspended from school?FalseQ: Sat on a roof top?TrueQ: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?TrueQ: Broken a bone?TrueQ: Have shaved your head?FalseQ: Played a prank on someone?TrueQ: Had/have a gym membership?FalseQ: Shot a gun?TrueQ: Donated Blood?FalseWOULD YOU RATHER:[1] Eat or drink?Eat[2] Be serious or be funny?funny[3] Go to the beach or mountains?Mountains[4] Die in a fire or die getting shot?ShotANSWER TRUTHFULLY:[1] Sun or moon?Moon[2] Winter or fall?fall[3] Left or right?right[4] Black and whit

This Is Me....
Someone you will never understand...I don't understand myself so how can you? I'm here to be who I am...A friend and nothing more...Unless it comes to me unannounced I am not looking for love...Love is a word that is fading from my vocabulary...People spend their lives trying to define love...find love...be loved...and unless the actually experience it they have no clue what it is...A person who has found true love may never know how they found it...They just know they have found the one thing that many of us will spend our lives looking for...and when we don't find it...we settle for what we can get...Because when you go looking for something that you can't define...How do you know what you're looking for? And on I ramble...I made the mistake of looking back tonite...Never look back...The past can't be changed...Only the future holds the opportunity for that...And if you don't try to fix what is wrong...Mend what is broken...Forget what hurts...Remember what has made you smile...Celeb

Wtf?
I randomly went to go check out the HH host. Just to be told I'm blocked. WTF? I don't even recognize this chick. I'm racking my brain trying to figure out how I would have made her blocked list. Mumms? Mutual friend? Hell if I know. Hell if I care. lol Most people that have me blocked, I have them blocked too. And there's usually a reason behind it. Her, I dunno. Oh well. Carry on!

Time Flies By.
About 5 years ago my brother and sister in law came to me and asked me if I would do them the honor of watching and babysitting their children while they got their careers on track. They have two children and at the time they were babies... a 3 year old girl and a 3 month old baby boy. Tomorrow that baby boy graduates from Pre-K and I find myself feeling so proud of the little man. Just like his dad and mom...I feel like my babies are all grown up now and I am ever bit as proud as their parents are. I am strongly bonded to the two kids...but he was much more of a baby being that he was only three months old. Now 5 years later I know that they have been the most meaningful of my life....but it's happening too fast! Sighs. Anyway...tomorrow is his day and i told him I would take him out to his favorite place to eat which is TGIfridays. He said McDonald's! LOL...Oh well...McDonald's it is!

P Is For Prick
So you know when you want something for what seems like forever it becomes like this driving force in your life. You do everything you can think of to make it happen. Only you forget why it is you started wanting it in the first place. I know you know what I am talking about. That wanting something you dont have thing. Thats something we all have done atleast once in our lives. I have not wasted so much time. Not really. But I am done wasting it on something that foolish. I do appreciate men. Most of my closest pals are MEN. Only a few of my closest friends are women. What I think has me perplexed is why I have been trying to make something happen when it is just not time for it. My kids are growing up so fast. I don't have a ton of time for wasting. This summer I will be without my little ones...and mommy is going to the beach! Taking long walks! Eating ice cream for breakfast! As for looking for a boyfriend...I think KNOT! Oh and if I ever make it to the gym...I will pos

Referral List
Okay since I'm getting alot of requests i am going to update a list of who i am working on and make comments as well. When you're name is next onthe list, and I start to help.. I will let you know. be patient as I am still a little new at this (altho i do a damn good job!!) I am only ONE person and still figuring out a way to make all the people in the list below happy at once! if you aren't patient, by all means go find your own! lol Feel free to ask any of these people about my 'work', i'm sure they wont mind =) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE LIST: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Angelic Devil #2028291 (Done, HH, Bomb, Paid) Seabreeze #2404245 (Done, B//11, Pending) Rayne #******** (Done, Paid) Daddy Rocks Hard #3050829 (Done, FB, Paid) Lipstick#786993 (Done, FB(drh), Paid) Stormy#1385922 (Done) Dj Immortal #984788 (Done, Paid) DJ Fab (Done, paid) Soukie La La #152100 Jagermeister #2383517 (Done, Bomb, Paid) Cindy#225795 (Done, PR, paid/paying) Silly Califas # 2952087 (HH, BP) JMAAngel

Red!
Again, from Facebook..but this one is pretty dead on. You are Red! Red people are passionate and fiery. You do everything with energy and vibrance. You probably have a bit of a temper, too. :) You are always up for an adventure, and you almost never get tired! You have an intensity that is hard for some people to stand, but your friends love it about you. You are probably very opinionated and loyal, jumping up to defend the ones you love when they need you. You can sometimes be a little rash - quick to make decisions without really considering the outcome. As a general rule, you follow your heart more than your head. You can be competitive, and are probably good at just about everything. You, in a nutshell: Passionate, energized, loyal, intense, competent, extroverted, adventurous. RED!

Simple Thoughts Of A Complicated Man.
When a heart beats......the energy of it fills not only our souls but our lives as well. Once you find your place into my heart......why do most of you feel the need to make a mess and destroy it? Isn't paradise beautiful enough without you fucking with it? These are just a few thoughts crossing my mind lately. When I try to look at the people in my life, I try my hardest to convince myself each person is worthy of knowing all of me. As I continue on, I learn that most people can deal without knowing bits and pieces of me. Does this mean I am withdrawn? Certainly not. It simply means I have learned things about you that make you untrustworthy. I can't remember the last time I met a person (up until now) that has always been 100% honest with me about everything. I admit when I am wrong. Those of you who have argued with me about something knows that is a fact. I am man enough to admit when I am wrong, but when I am right, why continue the shit trying to FIND a way to prove me

What Dreams May Come?
I dream alot. Every night I have dreams. Some I remember vividly when I awaken. Some just wisp away. Lately when I'm most stressed I've had nightmares. The worse kinds. Waking terrors. I wake with screams trapped behind my teeth. I have had to call my father before because I was convinced he has a stroke in the middle of the night. Unfortunately with the grief over my mother I have had alot of death dreams lately. I can't be the only one out there who has these. Dreams where the people you love die or come back dead. I can slip under pretty fast. I drop in REM quickly. I use to enjoy my dreams. They were interesting. And the sex dreams were great. But now I don't want to go to sleep most nights. I am tired of waking up scared or crying. I think I'm fucked in the head.

Happy Birthday Chell
Since NO ONE even looks at bullies anymore. LOL. I want to wish booty2you (Chell) a very happy birthday. I hope everyone i know drops by and makes her day a special one. Being me,(Cubby) of course i made her some pictures. What is a girls birthday without a penis cake right? She seems to like it. :D

.....
I have pretty much closed my page down. I am bored and disappointed with fubar so it is time for a break. The point whoring, the ignorant assholes. the drama, and the bitchiness no longer make this fun for me. I will check in to clear messages but don't get butthurt if I don't say hello. I haven't decided if I am going to clean out my friends list now or when I come back. Nothing personal I just want to keep my list of friends small. I prefer to keep it to the people that I really do talk to. Take care all (h) See ya sometime :) xoxoxo, Lippy

Personal Goodbye To Those I Care About ...
To All My Family & Top Friends .. I have been struggling with leaving Fu for sometime, as you all know. The draw here obviously is the great people I have met and how much I miss you all when I'm not here. You all have my contact info now though, so the decision to keep in touch is yours. Fu served its purpose for me at a time when I needed it desperately, when Nick was deployed. There are 4 of you that had I not met then, I would not have made it through his deployment .. you know who you are (My Cowboy Ways, Commo Daddy, Kerosene & cavhorseman, written in order of meeting, but all almost on day one of me coming to fu). I thank you with all my heart and you will forever be in it. Love you 4 dearly. Fu has long since passed its purpose for me .. I'm not a game player, I take things too literal and way to much to heart .. just not where I need to be anymore. I hope if you come to my page, you find something there that makes you smile, laugh and remember that someone thinks of you,

Ask Away
Lately something has become a bit of a pet peeve for me on here. I'll see people with the status basically saying no one has rated them, can they get some rates or love or something along those lines. Now what kills me is more than a few times I've gone to some of these people's pages and rated some pics of theirs. Now to me if you're going to complain you're not getting pic rates or love and someone shows you love then AT LEAST rate that person's profile or a picture or two. It's no wonder people aren't rating your pics when you don't return the love. And now mind you these aren't people who have pages that are getting slammed. Sorry but I just had to rant about that. The other day I rated a few pics for at least 2-3 people with status messages like that and NEITHER could even view my page. It's like then don't whine no one rates you. Now onto more fun things...I'm a bit bored so feel free to ask any questions you want. I'll answer them whether they are serious or go

Auto 11's
I am going to be running Auto 11's here soon, and could use my friends help. Anything you can do is fine, this is my first time, so I am not a pro. Witty is my teacher so she is leading me in the ways of Auto running..lol If anyone could pimp me I would be most grateful and will bling that person as well, Thank You WW

Mercenary - Sharpen The Edges
At night the voices speak through meTo meSets my mind adrift, it floats awaySlowlyDragging me down unconsiousSleep tight my dear, I've come to killIf I can't have you, then no one willIt gives me the thrillInto the everlasting graceIn the mirror I'm the man without faceOnly the name's been changedCandlelight upon the bladeWhispering now it's time againMy knife bleeds with desire and angerMy hand shakes, can't hold on much longerNo, it's time for us to becomeOne, we areOne, we've becomeOne, we areOne, sharpen the edges once againOne, we areOne, we've becomeOne, we areOne, sharpen the edges once againPrepare the painYou look so peacefulNow you're goneSo please forgive meI've done wrongAnd still the voicesAre calling meBack in the shadowsI belong againInto the overflowIn the mirror I'm the man, I don't knowEven though my name's the sameCandlelight upon the bladeWhispering now it's time againMy knife bleeds with desire and angerMy hand shakes, can't hold on much longerNo, it's time f

She Thinks She Is My Woman Now
This is an email from someone on my family list who was nice enough to buy me a bling. This stalker asshole nutball goes ballistic and emails not only my friend but my friends fiance as well. They happen to be in a M/s relationship. This woman is a devious, shameless , idiotic , jealous and disturbed woman. Please just block her if she even comes to your page. All this over a Bling! ========================================= Hey got this this morning....."U fucking pathetic, stupid, ugly, blind slave- if your status refers to me & the pm you got from me yesterday, u're obviously too dumb to even understand basic English, dumbfuck !I'm NOT any kind of slave, and my man, PD. ISN'T a Dom, u retarded fuck ! If u think he's , it's only cause he's been playing & fooling around with ya, get it ?? lol, u think he's a dom, he's very dominant- yea, but way far from being my Dom ! He'll never admit it, crazy bitch, but as long as he has a chance of fucking around with any wick women as urse

I Like This Lawyer!
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loanfor a client who lost his house in Hurricane Katrinaand wanted to rebuild.. He was told the loan wouldbe granted if he could prove satisfactory title to the parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the Lawyer three months to track down.After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply … (Actual text of the letter):"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported byan Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out thatyou have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property backto 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessaryto clear the title back to its origin.." Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows (Actual text ofthe letter): "Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 hasbeen

Waiting Rooms
So I was at the hospital today getting my arm checked out, and I noticed something amusing, to me. While I was waiting for both my x-rays, and in outpatients I noticed this. It was that look you get when you arrive somewhere after someone, but get seen by who or whatever before them. It's just priceless.

G.i. Joe
Ten Reasons Not To Like 'G.I. Joe' ***SPOILERS*** 1. Christopher Eccleston's "Scottish" accent. 2. Some of the shonkiest CGI-work I've seen since the ravine chase in 'King Kong'. 3. The involuntary cringing brought on everytime a grown-up man or lady says the words "G.I. Joe" with a straight face. 4. Mr Eko's "cockney" accent (and he was BORN in Islington, FFS). 5. The soulless and unapologetic pursuit of a sequel that has yet to be greenlit, at the expense of making this any good in its own right. 6. Marlon Wayans. 7. Dennis f--king Quaid. 8. No Destro or Cobra Commander until the last five minutes??? 9. The fact the screenwriters gave up half an hour before the end and just ripped off Star Wars for the rest. 10. The fact it's really really really REALLY stupid. One Reason To Like 'G.I. Joe' 1. It's actually quite good fun, and in that instantly beats the shit out of that second Transformers movie.

Thinking Happy Thoughts....
So, I left for work this am thinking happy thoughts. My "goofy/funny" side has been lacking as of late and I was attempting to find ways to cure that. Any who, I found out around lunch time that I had landed another floral account, four arrangements per week! WOOT WOOT! *dances* My finance got his bonus.... WOOT WOOT WOOT!!! *dances more* and one of my besties got a raise WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!! *spins in circles* Great huh? yup, just marvy...and then WHAM! my other bestie calls and says his dogs were stolen...what a phreakin pisser...I really hope he finds them...poor guy *sigh* Life is full of ups and downs isn't it? ♥ Postal

Movie Scene
This is my favorite scene in Desperado. Yes I know it's the beginning, but I like it. I'm going to try and post it here, but I doubt it will work. If it doesn't..it'll be in my comments. [edit:] It didn't work. Yes I used the HTML thing to put the code it. I just fail. Can someone tell me how to do it?

N00dz!!!!
even tho its a joke its serious...im like this so get over it and yes they are all numbered 1 on purpose.... 1. learn to use the toilet seat. youre a big girl, if its up put it down 1. birthdays,valentines day and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift yet again 1. sometimes we are not thinking of you, get over it 1. weekends=sports. its like the full moon or the changing of the the tides, let it be 1. shopping is NOT a sport and no we will never think of it as such 1. when we have to go somewhere, anything you are wearing is fine....really 1. crying is blackmail 1. ask for what you want. subtle hints do NOT work strong hints do NOT work obvious hints do NOT work....just SAY it 1. we arent one to remember dates as much as you. mark events on calendars and then constantly remind us beforehand 1. most guys own 3 pairs of shoes TOTAL. what makes you think we would be any good choosing what pair out of 30 pair you have will look good with your d

Sb Confessions Lol
I knew I would get some of this once I got spotlight...thought I would share so you can laugh as much as I did¥ Demonic_Wycked ¥ Fu-Bf to Secret_Leigh¥ Demonic_Wycked ¥ Fu-Bf to Secret_Leigh@ fubar->¥ Demonic_...: That's the best you got? That's real weak man¥ Demonic_...: doll, my ass, no wonder ken is gay, barbie is ugly->¥ Demonic_...: Quit responding and calling me names then doll¥ Demonic_...: NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY SB, FAKE BITCH¥ Demonic_...: i wouldnt perv ya, numby->¥ Demonic_...: You contacted me hun...not vice versa...go perv on someone else...make sure you read their profiles before you do...k?¥ Demonic_...: barbie ass fake bitch¥ Demonic_...: and get outta my sb¥ Demonic_...: fuck off->¥ Demonic_...: And thank you for proving my point...have a great day¥ Demonic_...: i only got one thing to say about that¥ Demonic_...: well, meh->¥ Demonic_...: I do...if I wanted everyone to know my name, I would have put it on my profile¥ Demonic_...: glad you think thats funny->¥ Demo

Vampiress Twat Waffle
As always, read from the bottom up. People like this idiot are why I think more women should fucking swallow. She didn't even give me the chance to reply before blocking me. What a cunt. vampiress: i may be 21 but i am not dumb and fyi chik its called living in the now not the future i see ur future tho and its all fucked up later bitch->vampiress: Actually, yes, I've met quite a few normal people and people that have a grip on reality. I'll just leave it at you being young and dumb. We've all been there.vampiress: have u ever met a normal person there are people who claim to be but no one is ever normal->vampiress: most normal people don't like drama... then again, seeing your page and stuff, I don't know that you have a firm grip on normal.vampiress: i dont like blogging and plus i like the drama it gives me advice on my book so all those cruel comments i use i just take advantage ..good enough for u

Russian Koxx
Can you beleive what that cunt did today? She posted 2 mumms with my salute in them and completely got away with it screen shots to prove it too. Why ?? who's fucking e-cock is she sucking? I went through and deleted everyone who doesnt stay in touch and/or I think may be friends with her. Im sure Im gonna have a couple of people mad about it but oh well..if anyone is helping her steal my pics Im fucking through with them and a real friend wouldnt do that in the first place. I have a friend who got restricted for much much less and I think somehow favorites are being played and that is crap. if there are gonna be rules they should apply to each and every one of us. Anyhoo if nothing comes of this (cause I did report it) than that is ok cause what goes around comes around and she will eventually get hers one way or another.

On Vacation
first stop,GETTING LOCO DOWN IN CABO! Cabo San Lucas 9/25-10/16 (cold waboritas,beautiful senoritas and a rock n roll bday)second stop BEING A BRAT IN GERMANY! Aschaffenburg 10/19-10/30(Octoberfest and yummy frauleins) .Leave bday luv(Oct.4th) N stuff.KissKiss my luvs.-Nakey MAS TEQUILA!LATER,HOZEN,loL i will be home in between trips.

A Plea To My Father Up In Heaven
Another feeling in the gut, This one pierces right threw my heart. The pain is unbearable. I feel as if I could die. Please God make it stop. Please God make him see. Why Lord isn’t he happy with me? What more must I do to save us? How many more time must my heart break? Marriage is a sacred thing. What ever happen to death do us part? I lift you name on high my Lord! I praise you with all I have left! I will abide in you shadow. Lord help me please! Be my strength in my time of need. Open up my husband heart. Free him of the hold that Satan has. Release him O’Lord. I pray to you my father in Heaven. If anyone can help me, I know it is YOU. I put all my faith, love and trust into you lord. I will do as you call me to. I ask of you lord please save this marriage. I love him unconditionally! And forgive him for anything he’s done to me, And anything he may do to me. Just as you forgave me father, I forgive him. Thank you Lord for all t

Whores And Windmills
So does anyone on here have facebook that I haven't added? I need more mafia members and well I am just hardly even on here and it'd be nice to talk to some people still :P Or not cuz some of you are definitely douchebags. P.S. I love some of you... but not you, or you, but totally you.

Update...again.
So is everyone sick of my relationship drama yet? Alright, well last night I talked to the boyfriend on the phone until 4 am. I'm exhausted and completely numb today. We're going to work things out. I had a very big indiscretion on wednesday that he now knows about and will pretty much bite me in the ass for quite some time, but he understands the circumstances around what happened...its just hard for him knowing what I did....So anyways...Yeah, in a relationship again....I'm trying to be less immature about the whole situation...and when he gets back from Florida tomorrow we're meeting for dinner and a long talk...

My Paper I Gots An A On :d
Night Life Blaze shivered and shoved his hands into his pockets as he walked down the street. Life had been rough the past three years but he tried no to let it get to him. Being a prostitute was not his dream job, but it paid the bills, and bought some food, and left him with enough to take out his girlfriend. Today he was on his way to the local McDonalds. Last week, while trying to score, he had ran into a reporter who offered him lunch in exchange for talking to him. Hell a free lunch was a free lunch no matter what you had to do. As he walked up to the door of the restaurant he stubbed out his cigarette. Smoking was the only vice he allowed himself, and even that was done sparingly. Any drugs he bought were simply “extras” that his customers wanted. He looked around as he walked in and seen the man sitting at a corner booth in the back. What did this guy want with him anyway? What was so special about him? Shaking his he

The Eye Test
Deep Down You are Mysterious You're the type of person who hasn't figured yourself out, so good luck to anyone else who plans to try! You are a mash up of many contradictions, and your mood changes daily. Once find yourself, you've changed into someone else. You don't show the world much about yourself. You are a person of few words and confusing actions. You prefer to observe and learn about people before you chime in. You only say things that you are sure of. The Eye Test Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

Loss...
I hope this link works.. http://www.legacy.com/BDTOnline/Obituaries.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=134122977 This boy is/was my nephew. 22 years old......He commited suicide! ( oxycontin and xanax). The wake is tonight...I really don't want to remember him this way....Would it be wrong if I decided not to go...?

History Of The Coot Cru!
Last year while looking at Peaceys pumpkin heads.I saw Coots,and remebered it was his birthday.he is an asesome dude.so I thought hay lets all be coot in his honer.it recieved a very large response. So this year.I was reading a mumm about the MFKN crew.and remembered that coots birthday was coming up again,and the Coot Cru was born.But this year it is not only a tribute to Coot.and is kind of a tribute to mumms and mummers.the little bit of Coot in all of us.Mummers by far are the largest group on fubar,but an invisable group.by nature most of us are not followers.so there is no real leader.just a large asembly of minds.that enjoy the interaction that mumms allow us.not all of us are alike or even like each other.but even if i disagree with you.i support your right to expess your opinion fully. SO happy Birthday Coot.and thank you to all those who took a silly idea i had and made it come true. PS Thank you to Peacey and Art for all your skillz!

Been Gone...
I'm sure someone has noticed that I'm MIA from here....I don't feel like I fit in around here anymore and just have a general lack of interest to even log in. So if anyone wants to keep in touch my yahoo ID is StephML617 or facebook me...I'm Stephany Lamb :) (h)s to everyone!

Cool Number Stuffs
I just went to check the date on my digital watch, and I just happened to do it at nineteen minutes past ten, so when I pressed the button to flick from time to date, all that happened was the seconds disappeared, cos it was '10:19' and the date is, of course, '10 19' Small shit like that makes my day.

One Of My Favorite Qoutes
" My world shall never be understood by mortals. Such is the way I enjoy it though" ~Emanon~ Now this qoute has alot of meaning to it...Some may understand it..Some may not... Why be understood by people..When they don't care to understand..Such as themselves ponder over it..It is to exhausting and to much work......So yes....Be understood within yourself..Do not worry and work hard for those to make them understand you.

Can Anyone Answer Me Something..
I texted my boyfriend, asking if he was working. He said no. I then ask him if he's doing anything before his class this afternoon. He says just running some errands. I then say ok, got some time to be "alone" before that? I will drive to your place. He replies he's not in the mood. Now, is it just me, or is there something wrong with this picture?!

Horoscope What?
You may find yourself pulling together diverse people and/or things for a single purpose today, Scorpio. It seems that the planetary focus is on cooperation in some way. These configurations could also be about finding ways to adjust to unfamiliar situations, especially at home. You may find yourself around people whose ideas may be quite different from yours, and if so, the need is to express your identity rather than trying to suppress it. You need to do your best to allow others their opinions, and not try to judge their standards by your own.

Dag Nabit @(*^*(^$(*$(*&_!!!!
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I have 6 double jointed fingers. 2: At age 15, I was teaching adults how to play guitar, for money. 3: I can never type "remember" without makin one correction. 4: I once invoked an oral induced orgasm that sent the woman to the hospital, tru story. 5: I have an affinity for soul food. 6: I am a musical snob. If there is not a reasonable amount of dexterity involved, or there is too much technical assistance, my mind wont register it as music, simply a parody thereof.... a joke. 7: I flew 4 hrs, and drove 12 hrs to bring back a classic muscle car that was identical to my own. 8: There is a 75% chance that I will leave out

Weinergate
Considering I work third shift, I'm the only one in my department working in the building. The only other employees on my shift are housekeeping, most of who are two-faced old gossipers. One woman specifically, named Joyce. She'll be all smiles with you and tell her about her sick dog, but loves to tattle on me when I'm talking to the only housekeeper I call a friend. Anywho, I found out that she wrote a letter to a building administrator stating she over heard me telling the housekeeping supervisor that ANOTHER building administrator could "suck my weiner"... (get all that?) What's funny is the supervisor I was talking to doesn't even remember me saying that, and she's quick to try to get me in trouble. Turns out, the convo she THOUGHT she heard had to do with a button I was wearing from Nathan's Hot Dogs which has a resteraunt in our building... "Ask me about my weiner" Anyway, there's alot of supervisors coming to my defense and trying to get it squashed knowing I wouldn'

This Is So Typical, Yet A Complete Outrage.
Here's a story that caught my eye. See what you think. WWII vet fights homeowners group over Va. flagpole By ZINIE CHEN SAMPSON (AP) – 15 hours ago RICHMOND, Va. — One of the nation's oldest Medal of Honor winners was back in the fight Thursday, this time against a neighborhood association that wants him to take down a front-yard flagpole. Supporters, including a U.S. senator, have been falling in behind 90-year-old retired Army Col. Van T. Barfoot, a World War II veteran awarded the lofty Congressional honor for actions including standing up to three German tanks with a bazooka and stopping their advance. Barfoot put up the 21-foot flagpole in September in front of his suburban Richmond home. He raises the American flag daily at sunrise and retires it at sunset. "It's really ridiculous to want to keep the flag from being flown," he said in a telephone interview. "I've heard some terrible excuses out there." The Sussex Square homeowners' association says the flagpol

Bloggery
Stole this from Leah♊Alissa, who got it from ℑяïз: Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Pick your Artist:The BeatlesAre you a male or female?Mother Nature's SonDescribe yourself:Nowhere ManHow do you feel:I Feel FineDescribe where you currently live:Helter SkelterIf you could go anywhere, where would you go:Here, There and Everywhere (or Magical Mystery Tour)Your favorite form of transportation:Yellow Submarine (obviously)Your bestfriend is:Polythene PamYou and your best friends are:Three Cool CatsWhat's the weather like:Good Day SunshineFavorite time of day:Any Time at AllIf your life was a TV show, what would it be called:A Day in the LifeWhat is life to you:The Long and Winding RoadYour current relationship:Hallelujah, I Love Her SoYour fear(s):Taxman / When I'm Sixty-FourThought f

Grrr
It amazing how people tend to change and attack someone when you AGREE with them. It's early, and if you are gonna come at me this morning, be prepared .... cause I won't be sweet, nice, nor understanding .... not since someone wanted to start before my coffee kicked in .... Have a great FREAKIN day!!!

Boooooooooored
Stolen from Witchie - I was bored as helllayer one:Spell your name with bands/artistsStyxHuman LeagueAsiaWHitesnakeNaked Eyeslayer two:- name: Yes- birth date: October 13- nicknames: Durham, DurhamNtx, DIT, Dit, Sweet Cheeks, many not allowed in an SFW post- current location: At my computer- eye color: brown- hair color: brown and a few grays- righty or lefty: Righty- best friend[s]: Reeka, Mike, Sharla, Stephlayer three:- the shoes you wore today: Blue house shoes- your perfect pizza:everything except jalapenos and anchovies- the last time you cried: When I dropped my pizzalayer four:- your best physical feature: IDK - I'm told my smile- most missed memory: I forget...layer five:- pepsi or coke: Dr Pepper- mcdonald's or burger king: Whataburger- adidas or nike: chucks- lipton ice tea or nestea: Yes- chocolate or vanilla: for what?- cappuccino or coffee: Coffee! Or cappuccino! Or IV drip!layer six:- curse: Holy bat-banana-boat-sh*t, Batman- do you sing: I suppose you can CALL it that..

10 Things I Hate About You!
1 - you're only loving when you want sex! 2 - you use and abuse me! 3 - that orgasm you moan aloud is fake! 4 - you choose your friends over me! 5 - we can never agree or disagree on anything! 6 - you never tell me you love me...first! 7 - you never..ever listen to a thing i say! 8 - you never hold me after we make love! 9 - you always have the last word! 10 - you never admit you're wrong! ** so... do you have these conversations as i do with my multi-personalities?

Masturbatory Confusion
In an attempt to not do a blog on masturbation, I ended up talking about masturbation, because not talking about masturbation will leave Me with a masturbation-less blog to talk about. So in speaking of not masturbating, I am speaking of masturbating because of the inversion of not masturbation would me equivocal to the opposite of not masturbating which would bring about masturbation. So in this small attempt to put away masturbatory thoughts I find Myself engulfed with thoughts of masturbatory fantasies that leaves one to masturbate without masturbating because of not masturbating would be like actually masturbating of the inverted equal. If you can keep up with what I am saying, I have one question… WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING? …oh wait two questions.. and can I please have some? BOREDOM BREEDS THESE Algebra question, which should be easy for any who knows algebra. 4(x) + 30 = 150 First to solve gets a prize… Raven got answer X=30... see

I Blame (peacey)
Looking back did you ever think you would be where you are now?No. Not really. Is there anyone getting on your nerves at the moment?There is usually at least one person on my nerves at any given time. Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you?No, I'm not. Last place you fell asleep other than your bed?Next to my friend on the sofa...Is there someone that makes you happy every time you talk to them?Yes, there are a handfull of people like that. What's the age difference between you and your best friend?He is 10 years olderHow often do you talk on the phone?Daily. Is anyone else in the room with you?Nope, not right nowWould you run down the street naked if it meant earning $15,000?I've done worse for less. Yes. Do you believe what goes around comes around?It always does but sometimes it takes a while to get back (x2)Does it annoy when a person posts alot of surveys?I don't pay attention to most people. What's the last thing you wrote in cursive?A letter to my ApolloWhat will you d

Fubar Musings: Audio Blog!!
My first Fubar specific blog! Please leave comments letting me know what you think, and if you'd like to hear more related to this site what kind of topic interest you. Comment | Copy This

In Case You Didn't Know...
I have never had the spotlight and as a bouncer I couldn't ever bid for it. Well, right NOW I'm not a bouncer and so I wanna take a chance. If you're able to help then I would absolutely LOVE it! Send folks and more folks and more people and stuff and stuff. Those of you that hare working your asses off so far are the BEST! Please don't think I don't appreciate you, because I totally DO! FYI ... in case you didn't know it yet, I don't guess it's really all that much of a secret that I will be a bouncer again soon. I gotta level up some more, so your hard work and help with that is also appreciated in so many ways! If me not having a salute is deterring you in ANY way, just be patient I plan to do one sometime today! :) Regards, Chastity/Jennifer/ Beauty and the Mess (h)

Ten Odd Things...
Yet another viral survey has hit the blogs, so here's my answers... Cut-n-paste and repeat yourself. Don't fuss, DO IT!!TOP 10 "ODD" THINGS ABOUT YOU OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DEFINES YOURSELF 10. I can not be defined, thus I have no replies to this. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. YOUR TURN!

Elling My A Off
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=erika 1.Erika Possibly one of the sexiest girls on the face of the earth. They are so much fun to be around, But, a downside is that they are too fine for you. Usually not skanks or hoes have tons of friends and are in middle class families. Has friends that will destroy people that want to harm her. Gets hit on a lot by guys isn't stuck up or a bitch, although they tend to have a bitchy friend or two. Dude, you see Erika today? Man, she was fine as hell! Ha!she is but a girl that fine is outta your league.... 2. Erika Female name, German and Scandinavian origin, an alternative spelling of Erica. Meaning: Ever queen/ever powerful My name is spelt Erika NOT Erica 3.Erika One who is naturally equited with the tools and machinary to pull off a succesful and satisfactory rape of an unsuspecting victim. Those who get raped by an Erika usually end up savoring every last minute of it. "That rape was so good, it must of been an Erika

Blog For Bling: Win A Bling Pack , 7 Day Blast Or Pimped For A Month Contest !!
Well, I’m sure that got your attention didn’t it?…but it’s actually true, it’s the: “Blog for Bling!” Contest!! Yup, that’s right the lucky winning bidder of this contest receives their choice of either a $20 Bling pack or a 7 Day Blast!! Damn !! Cheap-ass JD is finally spending some cash! Lol. Well then what do I have to do you ask?… Well, you know how people get people that magic 1000 rates to help them vote on a MUMM to level and then tell them who sent ya? It’s the exact same thing, except what you’re rating and commenting on isn’t a MUMM, it’s my blog :D….There

Auction
IM AUCTIONING OFF A BOMB OR AUTO.... YOUR CHOICE AUCTION STARTS FEB. 8TH AND WILL RUN TILL FEB 26TH. STARTING BID AT 10MILL. GOOD LUCK!!LEAVE COMMENT BELOW WITH UR BID! STOPPING THE AUCTION EARLY. WILL END TONIGHT AT 8PM EST. BIDDERS WERE NOTIFIED AND GIVING CHANCE TO REBID. TY TO ALL WHO ENTERED

Untitled
I saw my true love for the first time, I needn't look twice, off in the distance, somewhere between Earth and Paradise. Put away in a memory, scenes from the past, hoping beyond hope, our love would forever last, love lost , love found, love where love was nowhere around. Just give me a chance to show you how I feel, then give me one more to prove to you that it'll always be for real. I didn't see it comin' But maybe I should've I was runnin' out of time And you were running out of love.

5x Your Bucks In Two Weeks
One last fu-buy and then I'm taking a break from fu-owned. Problem is -Its a large buy & I'm 50 mil shy of buying the first ever 'billion dollar fu-babe'. In two weeks -she'll expire & I'll be reimbursed 500+ million. (Or some nutjob will buy her from me -at which point -you get paid back early) So - The first 50 mil lent to me - will be paid back @ 5x the amount lent. Either through fu-pal or in fu-buys, your choice. Lend 5 mil, get 25 mil back. Lend 10 mil - get 50 mil back. Lend all fifty -get 250 mil back. In two weeks. This is only good for the first 50 mil received, and - 5 mil increments, please. I don't want to calculat & process 2,000 '18,459' loans. Offer expires today. Carry on.

Some People Need To Be Shot
A COUPLE addicted to computer games let their real life baby starve to death while raising a virtual daughter online, cops said today. The couple spent up to12 hours a day at internet cafes leaving their three-month-old daughter home alone at their apartment in Suwon, South Korea. Cops say the couple had become obsessed with living online and neglected their real lives. They raised an avatar baby through their profiles on a Second Life-style game called PRIUS, while their real daughter was given just one bottle of milk a day. Dad Kim Yoo-chul, 41, and mum Choi Mi-sun, 25, called the emergency services when they returned from one online session and found their daughter dead. They told police: "We found she had passed away when we woke up in the morning." But cops became suspicious about how severely dehydrated the tot was. A spokesman for the National Scientific Criminal and Investigation Laboratory, which carried out an autopsy on the girl, said: "She ap

Important To Me
Not many of you know that march is National Multiple Sclerosis Awareness and Education month. My mom was diagnosed with MS when she was 19. She is one of the lucky ones I guess you could say because she has had a really good life and has kept it under control. A lot of people with MS are wheelchair bound but mom has only recently started using a cane. Her eye sight has been bad for many years now and that is because of the MS. I am writing this because I am asking that you donate to your local MS Society so they may continue to research and develop a cure for this disease. Whether it be $1 or $100 every little bit helps. I donate to them every year so that people like my mom can continue to live a normal life. For those of you that do not kow what MS is, it is a disease that basically eats away at the fatty coverings over the nerves in the brain and spinal cord causing immobility and ultimately death. The damaged parts of the brain and spinal cord cannot be repaired once they ar

[round 5]
Tonight was dinner at my place.She brought the wine.We watched two of our favorite movies. mine:Ikiru the saddest and yet simultaneously most uplifting movie of all time hers:the music man... Shepoopi shepoopi the girl that doesn't quit. But I did get a good line from that movie "Good night my someone" and I will be using it on her later. We talked about sex... of all thingsand pushy guys and my big crazy stupid dog Discussed a great many things.I noted we had a good rapport, and that was pretty good for now.We discussed love, and how it doesn't have to be a story book. It was unhealthy in fact for it to be so. I built up to the idea of coffee and pie with her.We have plans Tuesday, but its kinda... goofy, I might get into that laterkind of her ex's idea, and as I've already saidkind of a wingbat. So dinner My first course was burnt popcorn and sweet tea...my second course was properly heated popcorn. My main course was tuna steaks cooked medium-well (still moist, don't freak

[round Six, And The Antics That Followed]
So... last night was dinner at wingbat's place (her ex BF). Brace yourself he has nothing but pictures of her on his bookshelf, and a bad ass antique PC tower from the early 90's. The bad news is I think he's going to make a move. Factors:History.Me.Not moving to Texas (changed his mind last week).His jailbait internet fling dropped him. These things all coincide at too convenient a time. I mean, we've talked about him, he makes a great friend but she never saw a future in it so... it trailed off. Anywaythe theme of the evening was "awkward"so he's making curry (ow, more on this later)and he answers the door in this hideous sequined/costume jeweleried sports coatand a hitler moustachecomplete with the Adolf hair part.And rainbow toe-socks. Oh yeah. Pretty damned hilarious. Anyway, the evening goes pretty good, (I think anyway) but I'm mostly engaging roommate and ex-boyfriend. But I catch her smiling and laughing along.So I was in full performance mode, synergetically quippi

Victim #1
So I decided in an effort to keep my friends list down I am going to write a blog about a person on my friends or family list, once a week or so. I figure, by seeing what I really think about them, I will trim my list down considerably. So, who should the first victim be?

The Fake Known As "sweetkisses"
This kiss well, is not so sweet. Cut to the bad part: This profile’s pics as shown below: Which are on this profile…Sweetkisses@ fubar Actually come from a site called “peaches18” as shown below.. Yanno, its getting easier and easier to find and spot these. With a lot of help, and people using their brains instead of their balls to think, less and less people are getting duped every day. And for that, we are most grateful. Almost makes me wonder what will happen when there’s no more left…someday….Thanks and good weekend to all.. This fake was bought to us by : Dr Kerdorkian@ fubar

This Name
Apparently having an honest name works, lol. I came home from work with 14 new friend requests, lol. Also, this was in my shout box. User 1: mmmm hey sexy User 2: well that's enough for me =D User 2: nice rack pretty eyes..u arent lieing lol Should I keep the name?

A Christmas Story.
I MuMMed about this user before. I finally got sick of it and blocked him. If anyone knows me, they know I'm not fake. Bottom up. Per: I'm not fake, I just don't have time for needy people that expect me to give them all of my attentionHim: fake ass friendPer: sure thingHim: take me outa ur familyPer: okayHim: ok will doPer: look I thought you deleted me?Him: fu whore nowHim: well bye thenHim: yep All because I was commenting to Tom [Philemon] and buying Suga. I really don't have time for emo shit. I have enough drama in my life, why bring in other people's?

Really Quick
What is it with all the stupid HH pics? Can't people just put up a NORMAL picture, one that does NOT move or flash up there? Yeah I know, it works...it got my attention, but I'm not clicking so it's not really the BEST advertisment. Ugh. btw, how do you send rounds now? I can't find the link.

Birthday Wishlist
I'm starting early. The only reason I'm doing that is because in the few seconds that I was thinking about it...I realized that what I want is quite expensive.....in total that is, lol. 1. A blast...even if it's one day. I haven't had one in over a year. 2. VIP. I completely miss being blue. I look weird. 3. Auto 11s bling. It'd be nice. 4. Bomb bling. That way my friends could get some rewards of my present. 5. Happy Hour. Yeah...it's expensive, but just think....you'd be getting me a bomb bling too, lol 6. Ticker. How else am I gonna broadcast my birthday? 7. Just random bling. What girl doesn't like shiney things? Yeah.............I never ask for stuff, so I figured I'd get it all out of the way now. Seeing as how you all have a little over a month to get it hahahahahahahahah. Seriously, if any of you actually get me any of this shit...I'll probably pass out. I'd love you all even if you didn't even tell me Happy Birthday.

Yellow
Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you, And everything you do, Yeah they were all yellow, I came along I wrote a song for you And all the things you do And it was called yellow So then I took my turn Oh all the things I've done And it was all yellow Your skin Oh yeah your skin and bones Turn into something beautiful D'you know you know I love you so You know I love you so I swam across I jumped across for you Oh all the things you do Cause you were all yellow I drew a line I drew a line for you Oh what a thing to do And it was all yellow Your skin Oh yeah your skin and bones Turn into something beautiful D'you know for you i bleed myself dry For you i bleed myself dry Its true look how they shine for you look how they shine for you look how they shine for you look how they shine for you look how they shine for you look how they shine look at the stars look how they shine for you {Yellow by Coldplay}

Weekend From Hell
Just keeping you in the loop. So far I have received 700 total. Like we knew that wasn't gonna happen lol. Also on Meghan's birthday (may 7th), Lee called to talk to her...no big deal. Kelly called at 4 to talk to her and Meghan said she didn't want to talk to Kelly. So kelly called me 5 more times, gave my number to her family, and then proceeded to call my mom. Is there anything we can do about this when she ignores everything we have told her? Not to call or text after 8pm. Not to call Sam if you can't get in touch with me. Not to give out my number. And most definitely not to call my mom. She called and texted all night Saturday after telling her and lee (again) not to call or text after 8 on school days and 9 on weekends. On another note, Sam and the girls talked to lee for over an hour and a half yesterday without my knowledge of what was being said or asked. ( Sam thought that would be best in case someone asked if I fed the girls the info they were saying). The girls

Flight Of The Conchords
Saw them in London last night. Just about the happiest gig of my life. I was grinning fit to burst the whole time. I didn't even mind we had to leave early to get the last train back to Norwich. It was too happy to be sad about leaving :D

Blah
I'm really starting to hate this place. It's not really the place, but how people act while they're here. I think I'm the same way on here than I am offline. Some people don't believe me: I don't really care. I am extremely blunt, to the point, honest offline with friends, acquaintences and people I don't even know. I've been this way for a long time and I don't plan on changing it just because I log into a website. I don't expect everyone to get along, but I hope for some kind of maturity. We all make fun of, joke or whatever--which is fine, but there's a line that gets crossed A LOT. I am fucking sick of it. I'm not having fun anymore. I'm thinking of taking a fu-break soon, I'm not sure when. I'm only logging in now because Philemon bought me this VIP and I don't want to be rude and not use it. I probably won't even tell anyone when I'm on my fu-break (I never do), but those that have my number will text and ask where the fuck I am, I'm sure. This isn't some platform to bash anyone

Drama Blog!
Be aware that you clicked this knowing it is gonna be fulll of drama.. but i wouldn't mind some opinions here! Most of the people who actually read my blogs (as random as they are...) know that my husband and i are getting divorced... should be final any day now... but if not... here is a little back story! Two weeks after we separated (supposed to be temporary separation...) I find out he has a girlfriend. (really? and you said you loved me... wtf is that?) her and i were at one time friends... not anymore of course.. shes a fucking slutmonkey...... with the same name as me at that.. (well at least he won't have to worry about saying the wrong name... not like we had sex... that was nonexistant... which i am actually glad about because 2 weeks? really? like i believe that.. i still think he was cheating on me.... ANYWAY!!!!!!!!! backstory on her... she is a slut... sleeps around with pretty much anyone.. male or female... plus.. her baby daddy (yes she has a kid.. he wasn't ready t

Short Busy Week...
no travel this week... off on Friday... Dud has a small peen going to a wedding this weekend... outdoor in San Antonio in the middle of the day in May... Passions drools on Dud's old man balls fuckin insane to have the wedding at that time... going to have to spend too much time with the inlaws... Boops licks the window where someone drew a peen have a great fuckin day...

So I Went To Work The Door Thing In The End
I can't believe I made actual mumms about it and that actual mumm comments influenced my decision!!! :o Anyway, all in all it was a pretty good night. The guy ended up paying BOTH of us even though I was just there for the lolz, but I did end up doing a lot of work anyway. He asked me if I wanted to help him out again at another event...meh it's fun I guess but tres annoying. Taking the cash and giving change is easy but I guess being sociable is also part of the job description. Whoever said I'd get hit on was right lol. I had a bunch of drinks lined up at the back from guys even though I told them I wasn't meant to be drinking on the job. (which was a lie...the manager got us drinks as well, I guess normal rules don't apply!) It's fun, but a bit annoying when they hold up the line. The promotion thing...I don't mind doing it but I'd rather not. Standing out in the cold talking to strangers and trying to convince them into going to the bar is just bleh and I got a sore throat

Brazil Butt Lift Workout From Hell
Ok a good friend of mine bought what is supposed to be a great workout for the worst of the worst out of shapers(mainly me). Today was our first day. After she felt me up to take my "measurements", we proceeded to her "workout room". We put in the first dvd. The instrustor is brazilian(hence the brazil in the title) and he begins to tell us how we are going to work our bum bum(pronouced boom boom) into wickedly hard shape. Already I hate this man and all the tiny rock hard bitches working out with him. At first, it was easy...a little trying but if you have a small sense of balance, then you are already doing good. After 20 minutes of this, I started to realize that there isn't a beginner's section...grrr. So I am already feeling it and yay for me I have 30 more minutes of the "Bum Bum" workout. When that was over with, I figured it would be a good time to go to the bathroom before the tum tum workout(fyi...trying to sit on a toilet while sweaty can make you slip off). The tum tu

Why
Why do those who think they know something about Judaism, insist there is no hell or heaven in Jewish theology? No permanent hell it is true, but a place of purging sins of the soul for eleven months. On the other hand Gan Eden, or heaven is generally permanent unless one needs to be reincarnated. Yes, Orthodox and Chassidic Judaism does believe in reincarnation, although it is not stressed.

Lmfao @ Raist!
Taken from this mumm: http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=599650 MZ THAI OWNEDBYctown1OcelOTHunTer said: Met my late husband from here. I am dating someone I met from here now and it's working out GREAT![image] Raist said: Are you going to kill this one for his bling credits too? MZ THAI OWNEDBYctown1OcelOTHunTer said: U ARE SUCH AN ASS! SHOW SOME RESPECT! HE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK!! YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE SHUT UR MOUTH!! Raist said: Oh so you killed him for his Happy Hours too then. That sounds like it was actually serious then. You should get more out of the current one though before you off him. At least make him buy you a fupony first.P.S. Respect is earned and not given in this world and when a whore marries some man from a website and then moves on as fast as you have done so after a loss then it was apparently not much of an actual relationship to begin with.Stop being such an e-slut. [image][image] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah! My fav

Intergalactic Oil?
The Dawn of Intergalactic Oil By Keith Kohl | Thursday, June 24th, 2010 Space: The final frontier. ... For the oil industry? It appears so, as word leaked yesterday from high-level NASA officials that a multi-billion dollar, 10-year initiative had been launched to begin transporting oil back to Earth from Titan, one of Saturn's moons. According to scientists, this smoggy moon located on the outer rim of Saturn's rings is said to contain more natural gas and other liquid hydrocarbons than all proven oil and gas reserves on Earth. And with petro supplies declining at an alarming rate around the globe, the oil industry is now seemingly prepared to embark on the first-ever intergalactic oil exploration mission in history. ~~~~ Good grief! We obviously don't have enough carbons in our atmosphere so we have to haul in more from space!

Fubar Tutorial 101. Follow A Blog And Turn Off The Buy A Round Feature...
Ok kids, here's some more Fubar basics 101. Sometimes in the hoopla of points, bling whoring and spying, the little things get lost, yanno, like how to function. Sooo with that being said, let me introduce you to two of the newest and favorite Fubar features that you may or may not have realized existed. The "Follow this Blog" link and the ability to shut off that "Buy A Round" feature. Now the "Follow this Blog" link holds special signifigance for me of course, and I would so appreciate if you all would happily click the link above as shown the screenshot below, don't want to miss anything now, right? !! There is alot coming down the pipe, so to speak...there really is.. And I know this is Reck's personal favorite, as in your settings you now have the ability to shut off that "Buy A Round" feature that gives you at least 25 fresh drinks in your inbox bright and early in the morning...as shown below.. Nothing flashy today, other than the 4th of July weekend an

Greetings From Buffalo
Some of you may not have noticed my slight change on my profile, so in case you didn't, let me tell you. I am now a resident of Buffalo, NY. I wont go into the back story of what brought me here, but basically, I live here now :) Been up for about a week and I am still learning my way around. Luckily I have a lot of military experience of moving to a place I have never been to before and figuring it out. Part of the move is a new job, so while I am figuring the place out, and figuring out a way to keep my screen hidden, there is no Fubar during the work day. So if you have been wondering where I am, I hope this blog has summed it up for you in multiple ways.

Stupid
So I actually bothered responding to a random in my SB today. priormilitary: so babe, how bout you add me? ha ha.To priormilitary: nopriormilitary: aww. why not?To priormilitary: because i don't want topriormilitary: i do somethin to offend you?To priormilitary: especially not someone who uses their status as a 'former soldier' to get stuff from herepriormilitary: i actually was in the service though. lol. served 4 years in the navy.To priormilitary: yes...and?To priormilitary: so you exploit that to gain crap from the fu? how honourablepriormilitary: just sounded like you didnt think that i actually was.To priormilitary: no it sounds like you are are an idiotpriormilitary: some ppl actually admire the fact that ppl serve. guess ur one of the few that dont.To priormilitary: i admire people who don't use the fact that did serve to gain attention and things from other peopleTo priormilitary: i admire the men and women who serve, for the sake of serving not for the sake of receiving a

Lil Innocent Ol Me...
Got the blick from Scrapper. I wanted to say 'They should beat up that Tom guy from Myspace cos he looks like a paedo'. And I realised I was blicked! Well I did say comment approval was for assholes but he approved that comment! And not the comment where I replied 'I just peed' on his pissing contest comment. Whhhhhhhhhy Goood Whhhhhhhhhhy!?

Girls Of 4 Moon House - Part 1
WARNING: Not for persons under the age of 18.Story contains descriptions of extreme violence and sex. Preface:I write in an effort to change the attitude of the deviant reader... paradoxically those that find what I write appealing. It is by my graphic harshness and salacious content that I attract (bait) those readers ... those deviant minds that I can then interact with... in an attempt to change misguided notions and attitudes of abuse against women and children. My methods are deviously unique... but very successful. I write to APPEAL...to AROUSE...and then to APPALL... and so the bitter seed is planted. My stories do not glorify the act of coerced sex or violence... nor do I support sexual abuse of any kind."...media violence is typically unrealistic, simplistic, glorified, and even presented as humorous."The "bang, bang, you're dead" sanitized scenario that we so often see on TV or in films communicates nothing of the reality of death or dying.It is only when we see death firstha