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now that that implode of new users from the get yer rang/auto emails are done....back down to 37k again (remember a few years ago when it was 60K constantly?)
i am now selling pimp outs for farmville items...maybe pet society items
if you are on my facebook (i may even open up to make some credits over there) and want a pimp out...lets talk
I'm not really one to write a review for anything. I may have done it one other time. But the more I thought about the VMAs, the more I wanted to say/get out. So here it is::::
The start of the awards show was.....different. No host, really? I'm not sure how I feel about that. I mean it's not like they really had anything different where time would be an issue with the host talking too much.
Then there is this whole Lady Gaga opening act. It was annoying as hell. I'm not sure I get the whole reason why she felt the need to dress as a man for the performance. She looked like somone I'd seen before. For some reason I'm thinking it's Madonna, but I don't know. Her clothes and style reminded me of Grease. I love that musical, but I just wasn't feeling it with her. And what the fuck was the deal with the beer? Did she really think that her slinging it everywhere when she was on top of the piano wouldn't make the floor slippery? Guess what, it does.....she figured it out when she jumped o
[schedules- How Do They Work?]
So, Saturday I saw gorgeous girl that I like, with a bunch of her friends- and on my way out me and girl are talking about meeting up after her out of town friends are home.
Nothing concrete, but the inklings of plans.
Sunday at 10:54 A.M. I get a text asking if I want to meet at ye olde coffee shop and take a crack at her kooky ass laptop.
I says sure, and get a couple more texts talking about what she did last night and I ask if she's taking her friends back to the airport
22 hours later and I've got nothing.
Soooooooooooo... best case scenario, her phone died and it took her all day to get her friends to the airport (it does, I've made that trip).
Worst case scenario. . .
So what are you kids doing today? :|
Is there something I should be doing?
Just got back from visiting Trish, she is becoming more her old self. Not sure really what all to say.
Her white cell count is staying down (that means her infection is gone or clearing up really good)
Blood-pressure back to normal (it does go up and down depends on pain, but normal for the most now)
Headaches are far and few in between.
Her therapy is coming along great, completely off morphine (still on other pain meds)
Collarbone, everything is healing :)
Her voice is slowly coming back to normal some.
She's awake more and more and getting bitchy from being bored and in bed a lot..lol (I love this part to me it means she is healing more and more),
Trish will still be in the hospital for quite awhile yet, they are talking about the next step sending her to xxxxxxxxxx, when the Doctors feel she is ready.(maybe another 3-4 weeks to move her) This is good but still so far from home :(
When I told her she levelled yesterday and who did what, she sends her love and said thank
My Son/ We Are Still Looking Today For A Kidney
Everyone I am here to ask you to pray for my son..He just turned 25, He has a wife and 3 young children ages 7 months,3 years,and a 5 year old ...They need him very much!!! He has a Illness that is taking his life and in about 6 weeks the doctors will be trying something they have never tried but if they don't he will die, we have hopes that it just might work...They will be shutting down his kidneys and putting him on a donar list...All I ask from you is that when you say your prayers please take a moment to mention my son...His Name is Shawn...Thank you from the heart of a
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From the heart of a "MOM" to her sick child...MY heart breaks at the thought of what you are going through...I want you to know that I will stand by every decision you make because as you say you are grown now and I thank Jesus everyday for that...It has been a long road for us and I know that whatever you decide that Jesus will be there with us...I love you Shawn be stro
Rules For Stang's Music Trivia Blog! Read This!
This is super simple and I hope proves to be lots of fun. Everyday, at different times, I will post a music triva question. Most of the time it will be lyrics.
If it's a lyric question you must comment the blog with the name of the song, artist and YEAR it was made. No exceptions. I will check back and close commenting when I have a right answer.
Comments to my shout box or inbox don't count, all answers must be submitted on the blog.
If it's just a trivia question, then answer it correctly and go from there.
I will send the person who answers it a gift based on the difficulty of the question.
I have a box of trivia cards that I will be using, in case of a dispute, what the card says goes. If you prove my card to be wrong via another source, then I'll gift you too. Now that's fair.
I'll post the first question later today.
**Note: I have a very wide range of music knowledge and taste's so don't get discouraged but this may make you work a bit. If you are n
We Made Love
I answered the door and there you were, lightly made up but oh so beautiful. Your smile seemed to light the doorway.
“Come in baby, have a seat” I said….and you walked over to the couch and sat down as I got you a glass of wine. “You look very beautiful tonight…” (It made my heart feel so good to see that little smirk), “Well thank you love” you replied.
We sat and shared some conversation, and wine….and I realized, your wearing a skirt, my weakness. I noticed your very sexy and shapely legs, adorned with nude tone stockings. I notice a pale area, you skirt seems to have risen a little.
A hunger begins to build inside….it seems to have suddenly gotten warmer. A moment of silence arrives, and I lean into you….we share our first kiss. Gentle at first…lips not quite touching, tongues gently dancing with each other. My hand caresses your face.
As we end the kiss…I look into your eyes….how beautiful they are, a hint of a smile on you face warms my heart. I prepare the tab
Death Of Superman
I think they should take all the comic books that talk about the death of superman, no mater what seris, and put them in cronilogical order in one hard cover book for sale. I dont mean changing anything, just taking the isues that talk of death of superman in any way and then reprinting them in a hard cover book, pics and all. like a special colletors edition.
what do you think? why??
01-23-08 (2 Years)
I hope 'IF' this day finds you definitely twisted
That your bends and turns at lease had a few
Good stomach laughs & spins from within.
What I used to call "losing my stomach"
Yesterday (the 22nd) was 2 years here at fubar,
Talk about twist and turns ...
I bumped into this site by accident:
I'd been logging on daily to a "dating" site
called OkCupid for about two years when
an on-line friend sent me a link to a site
"Hot -or- Not" to rate her picture there.
I stuck around that site most of the day
(Checking out the "hotties")
I made a profile uploaded a couple
of pictures there to get "rated" too ...
Just finished up and notice a banner ad
for a place called:
And the rest is history ...
I've mention to anyone who listen ...
About how much work & growth I
Greed (or avarice) is, like lust and gluttony, a sin of excess. However, greed (as seen by the Church) is applied to the acquisition of wealth in particular. St. Thomas Aquinas wrote that greed was "a sin against God, just as all mortal sins, in as much as man condemns things eternal for the sake of temporal things." In Dante's Purgatory, the penitents were bound and laid face down on the ground for having concentrated too much on earthly thoughts. "Avarice" is more of a blanket term that can describe many other examples of greedy behavior. These include disloyalty, deliberate betrayal, or treason, especially for personal gain, for example through bribery. Scavenging and hoarding of materials or objects, theft and robbery, especially by means of violence, trickery, or manipulation of authority are all actions that may be inspired by greed. Such misdeeds can include Simony, where one profits from soliciting goods within the actual confines of a church.
A Beautiful Mess *~*~S
Thursday, February 21, 2oo8
I hope my this finds you with a good pair
of shades & the upcoming weekend
plans so bright that it's worth wearing them.
also to protect from
being blinded by todays blog!
So - I'll ease the day with a joke:
"Knock - knock" ...
_ _ _ _ _ _ "Who's there"?
_ _ _ _ _ _ "Banana who"?
"Knock - knock" ...
_ _ _ _ _ _ "Who's there"?
_ _ _ _ _ _ "Banana who"?
"Knock - knock" ...
_ _ _ _ _ _ "Who's there"?
_ _ _ _ _ _ "Banana who"?
"Knock - knock" ...
_ _ _ _ _ _ "Who's there"?
Firechief's A Damn Pig
Ok so I'm sick and tired of a certain damn pig on fubar. I've heard numerous stories about him telling girls if they wanna be hotties that they gotta send him nudes. I talked to one girl who said he tried to get her to make him a PRIVATE video when I was collecting videos to make a hotties video. He uses the hotties to be a disgusting pig towards women. He does not deserve any attention from any woman, let alone deserve to run an all girls group on fubar. The hotties aren't doing so well either. Why you ask, cause I did all the god damn work not him or any of the other girls ME!!!. So now I'm sick and tired of girls coming to me and telling me all this stuff. They are not stories they are real!!!! I have had more then 1 girl come to me about him. Here are some screen shots of him threatening to bring me down and of me chatting with a few girls he has been intolerable too.
This below is a convo Jana AKA hotpinkfizzle had with him.
Here's a screenshot of
On my way to work today, I saw a rattling shit can covered in stickers:
-Keep Honking, I'm Reloading
-Jesus is coming, look busy
-My reality check bounced
-My kid is an honor roll student at DumbFuck Elementary.
-The fish (Christian symbol)
-And John 3:16
Why is it the assholes that drive like old folks are usually the ones in shitcans covered with the proverbial American rhetoric/propaganda?
My mom brought back some Kona coffee for me. It, apparently, underwent a new process called "crackulating". Supposedly this makes it phenomenally delicious. So far, it takes like the beans I buy at Starbies. I'm fairly sure mom was ripped off. She paid $40/lb for this stuff. And a t-shirt that says "I'm addicted to crack".
Bagels always taste better when they come from a bagel place, versus out of your fridge.
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I am getting there lol
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I was watching Indiana Jones today and I considered how integral the theme music is to the story. I'm a fan I'm not ashamed to admit and as soon as that little bit of music kicks off and you know that means Indy is about to do something incredibly cool and daring, I feel that adrenaline rush and feel like I'm there swashbuckling alongside him, willing and capable of accomplishing anything. James Bond instills exactly the same emotions in me.
It occurs to me that these feelings wouldn't be half so powerful without the music. I then consider that if this story was real - if Indiana was actually out there doing these things - then he probably couldn't hear that music. It makes me think he must be a greater man than I just to keep on saving the day without hearing a soundtrack.
The point of all this, even though it isn't really much of a sane point, is that I'd like to think that in some alternate dimension someone is watching my movie right now - the movie about me. If this is the c
Rules For My Lounge
1. NO DRAMA
2. NO LURKING
3. NO LINK DROPPING
4. NO HARASSING ANYBODY
5. NO EMOTE WHORING
6. NO SEXUAL TALK AT ALL
So I have had a couple nights of little to no sleep. With many thoughts clawing at the back of my head. A few shed tears. My feelings...silly damn things...are so easily hurt. I have something to say. It may require a moment of your time to read, but that moment is worth it, I believe. I have never set out to intentionally harm anyone. I have never deliberately stolen the affection of anyone from another. I have not willingly seduced another to my bed, who did not ask to be invited. Or belonged to someone else. I have loved and loved deeply, a total of 4 men in my lifetime. I have lusted more than my share. Not that anyone has a limit you know...but my point is this, I am not after anything that belongs to anyone. I am incorrigible..I am flirtatious...I am impetuous...I am kind, gentle, and caring. I am sensitive and extremely passionate. I have issues, most odd...in an OCD type of way...others very personal. I don't betray confidences...as I fully expect my confidences be kept
They state: "If you question your sanity, you probably aren't insane"
I say: "If you state you are sane, I'm probably going to question it"
So last night, while under the influence of ambien I made a really poor choice. I showed my good on cam to a whole group of people. I'm rather embarrassed about it. Im not the first idiot to do it but for some reason I feel really dumb about it. *sigh* almost makes me want to delete.
What Felony Are You?
You Are Kidnapping
You love to be in control. You are incredibly dominant.
A part of you even likes to make people suffer. It's all about power!
You love to take risks, especially if the potential payoff is huge.
But you wouldn't be in crime only for the money. You're twisted enough to just enjoy screwing with people.
What Felony Are You?
update the squirrel is doing just fine,I have a vet appointment for her tomorrow, looks like I just adopted a new pet :D well until she is good enough to make it on her own (more than likely through winter)...so just thought I'd let all of ya know.. :D
Update 3.... Dropped the little Bean off at the vet today to get some steroid shots and have some work done needless to say had to drop her off:( but hopefully she will be back up and running around here soon :D
....:( after a nights stay at the vets office little Bean was x-rayed and it was found that he had suffered from a broken pelvic bone and a broken back :(..which would never recover from and if was to live would be in pain the rest of it's life :( so the vet put her down....I really don't like this year :(
I'm tired...of fake people, people that pretend to care, pretend to be friends, conniving weird ass fucktards that weave webs of deceit.
I have been told that I don't leave anyone comments, blah blah blah . Thats true. I would much rather talk to someone one on one than leave a lame ass profile comment. I talk to tons of ppl online, but in the long run, I will most likely never meet them. Whats the point? Sometimes I just wonder why I even sit online.
Don't think I talk to you about sex cause I like you. Chances are, I am bored/want to see your reaction. And most likely I am not touching myself, but eating pretzels and crocheting.
There are only a few ppl that I would like to meet in RL. Others, even if they happen to be on my "friends" list, would probably make my brains hurt with their presense. Not trying to be a bitch, but I probably don't give a shit about 90 % of my "friends".
How Nerdy Is Ya?
You Are 64% Nerdy
You are a pretty big nerd, and you're getting nerdier every day.
Don't worry if you don't have friends... there's always robots.
How Nerdy Are You?
A Little Change To Chain Of Command!!
I have found out that recently the homepage has long time periods where it is left unattended. The family is so big now and we get so many levelup requests and questions to the homepage and stuff that its hard to keep up with. Honestly with stuff I have goin on in real life I admit Im not able to be on the page as much as it needs. So I have decided to move Wizards enforcer position up to where he will be over the crew leaders kinda like a crew leader leader lol. Alot of times myself enchanted or the crew leaders are busy and cant be here, then the levelups get missed and that is the main purpose of the group to help people level. When there is nobody on the homepage then we are not doing our job!! Mainly my fault because sometimes when I log off the homepage I cant get back on til the next day and in that time I have missed so much!! I apologize to anybody that I have been late responding to or late getting to the levelup requests!! We need somebody in charge that can be around m
ok i have 6.5 million or something, send me your fu-bucks. My burfday is Nov 20th, so this gives me a lil time to beg & whore myself out....help me help me...and gimme gimme gimme
i love you
So, you may or may not, but I'm one of those irresponsible Fubarians who does most of his fu-ing at work. Well, today I got an email that said I was going to be moving desk...
Instead of my current position at the red desk, with my PC facing the corner, I'm now going to be sitting at the green desk, with my PC facing the door.
So guess how much daytime fu-ing I'm going to be doing in future....
Mclovin tagged me sort of...so blame him!
You Can Only Type ONE Word.
Not as easy as you might think.
Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.
It's really hard to only use one-word answers!
1. Where is your cell phone? desk
2. Your significant other? Misfit
3. Your hair? Blonde
4. Your mother? beauty
5. Your father? wise
6. Your favorite thing? hearts
7. Your dream last night? blank
8. Your favorite drink? tea
9. Your dream/goal? happy
10. The room you're in? office
11. Music? christmas
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy
14. Where were you last night? moms
15. What you're not? satisfied
16. Muffins? banana
17. One of your wish list items? skinny
18. Where you grew up? California
19. The last thing you did? coffee
20. What are you wearing? cargo's
21. TV? Dexter
22. Your pets? Kitties ♥
Life And Death
Tonight we celebrate the Birth of a new year, we all wonder what will it bring? Well For me it has already brought sadness to my life. I watched my 49 year old Brother Die at 3:10 this New Years Eve Morning. I hope This will make alot of people think about life and death, He died because he loved the bottle more than life, An Ulcer in his Esphogus Ruptured and he bled to death, Please all of you think of the choices you have to make in life, Don't let Booze become your main thing. Their is so much more to life than a Bottle... A friend, A child, A Loved one, A flower, Peace on Earth, Your health , just to name a few. I Want to wish all of you a very Happy New Year, and Pray that you never have to go through what I went through this morning! Be Safe And Have Fun, But Remember Life and Death Are a Second apart, Choose the road to this New Year Wisely.May you Choose to live for something or someone, not Alchol or Drugs...I will miss him and my New Years will never be the same. I find com
I'd let Edward put it in my butt over & over & over again....just saying
Sarah can watch!!!
Life Is A Gift, Open Your Present
Im writing this blog because ive been inspired. In my quest to achieve something great not only have i given myself something to be focused on but ive also brought together some positive reinforcements. Together i believe we can sculpt what started out as just an idea into a phenomenal masterpiece. I dont want to give too much away at this time as i see no need to. This is something special and i plan on pouring everything i have into it as well as my partners.
With that said i have a question and within this question holds a lot of power. We have all walked a different path in life, each of us holding inside a great story of passion, failure, accomplishment etc. Each one of us is unique in a different way and every single one of us should be proud. People often ponder the meaning of life and with this holds many different answers. I believe that the meaning of life is just that...too bring a meaning to yours that will live on even after we are gone.
So my question to you is if you w
Lewis, I Hate Thee.
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up.
1) Whats your name?
Carianne isn't defined yet.
2) Whats your age?
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
I know this dealer that sells 20's.
3) Name one of your friends?
smart, classy, funny, weird, diva.
the best of women
that chick is a nicci.
5) Whats you favorite color?
ME: shiny (yes that is a color xD)
To be good, in a state of being good, to be having a good time.
How are you today?
6) What is the name of the city you were born in?
The act of hiding something in the rectum (or vagina) for the purpose of smuggling or concealing from authorities.
"Oh shit, here comes a cop! Where's that pot I gave you?"
"Don't worry dude, I munstered it."
No Fake Here,just A Great Guy And A Dear Sweet Friend
There Are Rumors Going Around About A Dear Friend Of Mine ( Gnb Rebel)nicholas...
GnbRebel Manager of Head Thumpers At Sweetwater's & Owned By Carolvision63@ fubar
He Is Not A Fake!! Just Cause He Does Not Have A Salute Up Yet,Doesn't Make Him A Fake,I Have Had The Pleasure Of Knowing Him For A While Now.And I'm Very Thankful For That.This Guy Has A Heart Of Gold When It Comes To His Friends..He Is Always Making Special Pic's For Them,Rating And Posting Bully's And Even Reposting Them. I Have Had Many Serious Conversations With Him..I'm Here To Tell You That There Is Nothing Fake About Him!!! Shyt, I've Been Stalking Him For Abt 5 mnths Now.. You Could Not Ask For A Better Friend!!!! So Let's Stop These Rumors Now... If Anyone Get's Their Feelings Hurt From This Blog,Then I'm So Sorry,But You Have Also Hurt His Feelings.. True Friends Are Surpose To Stand Up For EachOther NO MATTER WHAT!!! The Good,Bad And The Ugly!!!! So Let's Show And Prove To Him That We Know That He Is As Re
-> ♥DJ Mistr3...: nope
♥DJ Mistr3...: i only have 1 hr of my 11s left will u please help me to get godmother!!
1. don't ask me to rate you, i hate rating people
2. i'm not even your friend
3. DJs should just delete themselves
For the love of all that is holy I cannot hit the ' key first time today.
Pis*ing me the hell off.
That is all
5 Inch Heels...
Hello friends, well as most of you know i had some pretty major surgery 6 weeks ago on my right ankle/leg. Yesterday was my 6 week check-up and they removed my cast and did some xrays and take me back into the nice little room to wait on the doc. As im waiting a younger doc in training comes in to scope out my ankle, in my mind im thinking great now im like a test subject BUT i dont mind cause the doctor to be is HAWT plus he is totally rubbing my foot which felt amazing! He is fingering my toes haha asking me if i felt this and that and me being me i said of course and suggested he not stop cause it felt great. Now either he was really bored with nothing else to do or he decided to take my advice and continued to rub my foot and caress my calf...nice! Now to be honest i started to feel a little uncomfortable so to lighten up the moment i started to moan and we laughed and at that time the real doctor came in to give me the run down. He looked a little puzzled at all the laughter but t
a good idea or no?
not sure what to expect.
different cast, different director etc.
2 Weeks To Go
It's hard to believe that in 2 weeks (almost exactly 2 weeks cause right now it's almost the exact time it will happen too) that I'll be jumping into Lake Erie. Which is going to be interesting. Right now most of the lake is frozen. So there's a real good chance that come the 21st the lake will still be frozen and they'll have to bust up the ice for us to do the Polar Bear Plunge.
Don't worry there will be pictures from it being done. I figure might as well since it's not often people are crazy enough to jump into freezing water in the middle of winter.
If you want to read more about it click the link... Polar Bear Plunge Information Just remember that's not the page for donations to support me taking part in this. If you want to donate towards supporting me doing this the next link is the one you want. I'm trying to raise at least $100 and any little bit helps even if it's just $5. The money raised goes towards Ohio Special Olympics.
Click here to donate
We have storms moving through with wind gusts potentially getting up to 70 mph and HEAVY rains this evening and tonight. My power is already dimming and flickering sporadically, so it's possible I will soon be without power.
Just letting you know.
Texas is letting me back in. Apr 22-26th I shall grace TX with my presence once again...Take that bitches!
if you are on my friends list and are a racist, please delete yourself
i have no problem with an ethnic or racial joke but that was bullshit in the mumm i posted last night .yotd asked me to delete it last night when the shit started so i did
oh and i slit the bite spot and it drained and looks fine today
thanks again dio
My Butt Is Allergic To Cock
i got hate mail for not blogging
i still hate fubar
its misfits bday go show her your cock
ADS wants me to punch him in the eye so he could use the story in a blog
misterfeet blicked me cause i havent been on
my butt itches
good morning, anyone care to join me for a cup of coffee?
I Don't Really Know Her...but
She is super sweet and trying to level to Godmother. I seen a friend's status and rated her until my fingers hurt, lol. She really is close...so could you all PLEASE go give her a few rates? Thanks!!! ♥ נєη ♥@ fubar
Changing the name . Last night got involved in a MuMM that spun out of control. Long story short Some woman have nothing clever to add to the discussion, out of nowhere starts accusing me of being gay .Now I'm confident of who I am and what I represent and to set the record straight this was a false accusation borne out of pure lack of wit. I'm definitely not gay lmao but this little stunt they pulled has garnered me some unwanted attention from the homosexual community and my former name ..Lil Bear is some twisted gay term I've heard. So in an effort to supress this attention I'm doing away with the name.
The "fakes Of The Week" Have Transformed?...
...so there's been some changes, interesting ones too in last week's "Fakes of the week" segments....last week there was AutoKatie and Cardinalgirl. Both fake salutes, but not necessarily fake in nature..
..for any of you that missed last week's riots on these two, click the link below to catch up...
Click here to catch up on AutoKatie..
Click here to catch up on Cardinalgirl..
..first the Cardinalgirl...last week she was a Louisville Cardinal Cheerleader with nsfw!...this week, this is Cardinalgirl...maybe...check this out....
Truckers Are Interesting People
My BF Ken, through the course of training and being trained, has run into some rather bizarre, and sometimes interesting people.
The first guy who trained him, Mr. D., is one of the most interesting people so far.
Mr. D. drove for the carnivals for 10 years, living the life of a gypsy. Before that, he spent 3 months backpacking in Europe, and he also took a month off recently just to get in more practice flying an airplane so he can get his flight instructor's license.
Suffice it to say, Mr. D has a lot going for him, and he's all of 29!
Mr. D. called up Ken the other day to tell him he found a baby kitten last week. He was pulled over at a truck stop and heard it mewing from beneath an empty storage container. He felt sorry for the poor thing, and fed it some lunch meat. The kitten then followed him to his truck, and even though its against company policy to have an animal on the rig, he took the kitten with him anyway.
He bought it food, and litter, and r
Apologies To The Silverton Yacht Owner...
Apologies to the Silverton Yacht owner and thanks to the police officer with the sense of humor: a case study in how alcohol improves the decision making process.
I was working (I wouldn't be calling it work except that it ended up being such a hassle that I later quit) in Newport over the summer as a sailing instructor. If you get the idea that this was a slacker summer job you are mistaken. The morning shift had to be there by 10am and sobriety was highly encouraged. Perhaps this overstates the case. Showing up still drunk would be an excuse for the less civilized among our ranks to make crude allegations on one's whereabouts the night before. Showing up hungover was an invitation for whatever was the loudest task of the morning to be done right next to your head as you tried to sleep it off. Luckily we were a close knit group and would often show up in the exact same state of disrepair as we had spent the previous night misbehaving en masse.
For anyone who now expects to
So i got on this morning and was graced by pitbull in my SB..what a way to start the day off right...I had to change his name because it gave his link in the blog and gave me and invalid html error...but from his charm I am sure you can all recognize him
as always..read from the bottom up
pitbull: fail on your part
->bp pitbull -again...I am goin for a few have fun talkin to yourself
->bp pitbull... like i give a fuck..i dunno who the fuck that is fuck her too
->bp pitbull: audience
->bp pitbull: for real I am steppin away for a few...feel free to continue your shit talk without an aud
bp pitbull: even diana says i own you all
->bp pitbull: lmfaoo...you dont even own your own cock you piece of trash
bp pitbull i own you
->bp pitbull: whatever...get some dcent insults or gtfo of my sb..I am sure there are others who would love to have you in theirs
bp pitbull: an your but pals with him so sure you'll say that
JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW I WON SEAMUS LOST!!!!!
NOW I WANT TO PERV ALL MY FAVORITE WOMAN AND MEN AND MAKE SARCASTIC BLOGS THAT I DONT HAVE TO BE NICE IN SO HERE GOES:
FUCK WHOREBIATCHI HATE YOU ALL !!!!!
*KICKS IN SHINS*
DIE AND GIVE ME MONEY FOR SPOTLIGHT DAMN YOU ALL
Ask A Whore....master.
I stole this idea from the beautiful Witchie and Broken Angel, they said I could...
Most of you know that I am a smart ass.
Ask me a question (that's answerable) I'll give you an honest answer, or my personal honest opinion. No matter how brutal.
Story Of Military Taps
If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia . The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention. Crawling on his stomac
Redoing An Old Blog
I wrote a blog a while back and apparetnly i need to remind people of the shit i deal with on a weekly basis ..... I honestly am at the point in whichI either break down or just laugh threw it.. so please i beg you if you care or respect me dont add to my stress.. And no im not just picking one person and pointing the finger. I hope that bywriting this maybe you as a person can see that life outside Fu might not be great, try saying something nice and try respecting others and their right to have a place to come be safe and breath...
Heres the old blog:
I am proud of the fact that Is usually pretty sweet and morally sound when it comes to being on the Internet.. What you see is what you get. I try to make everyone feel better about all the shit that's going on in their lives and make them at least laugh... Most I can make them feel a little bit better but some I cant help...
What I want to know is what the fuck happens when my day is going to shit... do i compla
Right Thats Its
i am giving up making mumms, no fucking point anymore and too much fucking hassle involved.
I'm having an issue with my hair. I know that this week I'm going to get it cut and I want something done. I just don't know if I should go with...
1. Touch-up on my highlights
2. Dyed a different color, if that, what color
3. Dye it back to natural, medium brown.
4. put in some odd color highlights.
Help a girl out, would ya?
I have fallen unto a serious depression. Whatever the complete opposite of happy is, thats what I am. I can't stop crying and have been picking fights with the love of my life for no freakin' reason. I even threatened to break up with him last night for nothing. I hate feeling like this. I already have this huge pile of shit I'm dealing with and every day it seems like more and more stuff is being added on. I'm crumbling under the pressure. I just can't take it. I'm not looking for sympathy or anything I just need to vent.
the bulit in wifi on my laptop seems to have fried, and of course that has to happen during the hottest week of this summer here. this room with the desktop gets uncomfortably hot by noon and stays that way forever so until i can get a wireless card this weekend, i won't be around that much. probably just try to log in here early and unload my 11s.
keep misfit pinky purble!
"get Pimped Every Day For A Month!"
Does the thought of this intrigue you any???…
Then this should be fun. I don’t usually do things like this so I’m quite curious how this will pan out. Anyways, up for auction here is one month’s worth of daily Pimp Outs !!
That’s right, every day starting on August 31, 2009 and for the entire month of September for the lucky winning bidder will get a pimp out from me..
Thirty One days worth !!
No more begging for a month, no more looking to buy pimpouts from people for up to TWO MILLION FUBUCKS EACH! ..yup, that‘s what some people are paying and charging these days…
Rules are dirt simpl
Yesterday among all the bullshit..I log in to find a message delevered to me from Fallen Mystery in my SB from that skank fake bitch that stole Cerri and I's pics a week or so ago
saying I am a cunt stalker..ironically I had not been logged on most of the day
I asked fallen Mystery wtf
got no response
so does anyone know who this cunt is?
PS fake snakns screen name is Mistress of Dragons
Sb Chronicles -
>kinky&chatty: sure..gtfo of my sb and we are done..all ya gotta do is quit responding
kinky&chatty: let's just agree to stop talking to one another....ok?
->kinky&chatty: yeah it says that you are an illiterate whiny cunt..now blocke me gtfo of mysb and go bother someone else
kinky&chatty: holy shit....I don't even understand what you just wrote...that says something about something
->kinky&chatty: lmaooo that is not me dumbass I am an the other pics..and I am nt the whiny cunt goin all emo in a SB cuz someone didnt notice my rates
kinky&chatty: whatever snot! I was just letting off some steam. I didn't even think you were paying attention....don't get all self righteous about it with your leather outfit pictures up on here!
->kinky&chatty: well then..I dont se that it has changed much
kinky&chatty: ummm neither do I
->kinky&chatty: umm Ihave been here for 2 years...I just got locked out of my other account and ad to make this one..I dont th
So, hanging out on Facebook with Fubar folks....posting a bunch of pervy stuff and publishing needless applications that only a fubarian would find funny....completely forgetting that the boyfriend, his mom and cousin will be able to see everything I did.....Facebook 1, Steph 0
I Be The Dread Pirate Durhamntx!
Today be Talk like a Piret Day! One day a year when ye are encouraged to rewrite the rules of grammar and talk like Long John Silver or Captain Barbosa!
And to help ye get into the spirit of things, here be a couple of links to visit: http://www.piratename.net/generate.php - Get ye a pirate name and ship's namehttp://www.talklikeapirate.com/ - to find out where the notion sprouted to begin with
Feel free to leave yer pirate name here or with Mad Garrett Shull!
Sail on!The Dread Pirate DurhamNtxAKA Holcomb of the Queen Londra Sea Shark
So Ive been saving up for a new camera, since my last one mysteriously vanished. I went looking at some the other day, (Why is there a touchscreen camera? most people HATE seeing finger prints on their screen...) found one I liked and figured Id go back and get it Sunday. Thursday comes, and the side of my jaw is hurting, I figured it was a toothache since bad teeth run in my family (yaaaay genetics!)
Well Friday, I wake up and my jaw feels 30lbs heavier. I look in the mirror and my face is swollen, I cant figure out why... I didnt eat anything unusual, or get stung by anything... nothing is coming to mind. Saturday its starting to hurt... BAD. Throbbing, sensitive to the air, I couldnt keep my mouth closed all the way because it hurt that bad... My friend's dad looked at it (hes a nurse) and told me I had an absest. SCORE!
They couldnt drain it because it was so infected... Im on meds for it, my face is still HUGE (no I wont show you :P) but its slowly going down now.
Im pissed b
Had an idea for a blog and had to go with it.
Jealousy. Lots of people have it and lots of people say they don't like it or want it, but many times in relationships it rears it's ugly head.
A brief description of jealousy:
Jealousy is an emotion and typically refers to the negative thoughts and feelings of insecurity, fear, and anxiety over an anticipated loss of something that the person values, such as a relationship, friendship, or love. Jealousy often consists of a combination of emotions such as anger, sadness, and disgust. Jealousy differs from envy in that jealousy is about something one has and is afraid of losing, while envy refers to something one does not have and either wants to acquire or to prevent another from acquiring. Jealousy is a familiar experience in human relationships. It has been observed in infants five months old and older. Some claim that jealousy is seen in every culture; however, others claim jealousy is a culture-specific phenomenon.
Now, we are all
I'm sittin in my basement,I've never had a lifeI have 11 babiesWith my fatass welfare wifeI troll for nudie pics;My cock is all the rageWith unsuspected chicksThat stumble on my pageThe only thing I doIs eat and masturbateSo please check out my pageAnd Add, Fan, Rate
I've come to the realization that I am oblivious to about 90% of what goes on around here.
Sometimes I walk into a blog and just go "Shwaaaaa????"
*note: the shwaaaaa rises in pitch as you near the question marks, until you almost reach a falsetto*
I have also come to the conclusion that this is a good thing.
You people are fucked up and stuff.
And I say that with love and respect. You wouldn't be on my list if you weren't.
p.s. Any Fubar related drama brought to me will be met with a reckoning...and by reckoning I mean me whining and telling you to stop doing that and then plugging my ears and going la la la la.
I am a nice guy
I am a smartass
I am an artist
I am awkward
I am weak
I am determined
I am intelligent
I am foolish
I am loved
I am lonely
I am generous
I am a thief
I am loyal
I am a cheater
I am a mess of contradictions
I am consistent in that
It has come to my attention that there seems to be some confusion as to the nature of my nature.
I am a gentleman. I am respectful and polite and been told I am quite sweet. I am proud to be those things.
I am also a pervert. I like sex and I like talking about it. I like nude pics and porn and deviant sexual activities.
Some of you are aware of this, but apparently some of you aren't. I believe you can be a gentleman and a pervert. It's simply a matter of proper timing and respecting boundaries. I think this is also a symptom of this website. The women are so regularly bombarded by perversion on here that a respectful man comes off as a eunuch.
If you're surpised at this side of me, well it's simply because I've respected your boundaries and felt that anything beyond snappy banter would be unwelcome. It is certainly not for a lack of desire because I would pretty much defile every female on my friends list.
Too much information? Oh well. That's what blogs are for.
Thanks to Tom, Suga, Badcrumble, Crisis, Witchie, MooMoo, Skeeter, Peace, Alix, Shoshonni, MailBroad, TopKnotch, Rev, Alexa, Reeka, Sherry, Papercut Kisses, SkankAssHo, Jasmine, Coot, ZombieMonkey, Kittie, Black Widow
Y'all can stops sending me monies now!
Eyeing Your Knotholes...
I hate staring at a blank screen with an equally blank mind.
It's missing all those small characters in black that usually come flowing out of my head and make me smile to see them filling up that white square of emptiness.
There may be no worse feeling than emptiness.
Enough of that though...all this talk of emptiness has taken it away. Oh delicious irony, how I love to suckle on thine marrow. And all those little black characters, how happy they make me. I understand that from your perspective they are now larger white characters on a black background, so please substitute the appropriate words with mine in your head.
Other recent blog posts by strangers I am tempted to read:
The Truth Behind Christmas - I bet this has something to do with Obama.
Dear Santa - Hmmm, considering this person's status is rather depressing I would guess that this blog is some kind of horribly funny blog about a broken heart that would make me want to stab forks in my eyes.
Idiots - Oh wait, I
I have been in a relationship before where the person i was with wanted to be open so they could fool around with other people. So, tell me, what kind of relationship is that? When you are in a relationship, why would u want to be with someone else sexually? shouldn't that be something you save for your partner? I've heard people put certain "guidelines" on relationships like no kissing or cant have sex with the same person twice or no names exchanged, etc. If anyone on here has a comment to make on here regarding open-relationships, please do so. Personally, I am a one man type guy (yea, i'm gay)....I want to find that ONE guy to be with, and hopefully have a Life-long relationship with.....Is that possible anymore?
Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
“One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.’
Offended. [not Really, But Kind Of]
Most people on mine and Witchie's friends list know that we have nicknames for each other.
I call her Goober and she calls me something else.
Some time today I was visited by a user with the name "Goober".....it wasn't her.
Why in the world is that bothering me? lol.
The first person that can tell me what she calls me, wins a bling.
[no Witchie, you can't say it]
...I hate how people twist the true spirit of a Holiday just to commercialize it.
Gotta sell that beer!
Gotta sell all that green clothing!
Sell sell sell sell sell!
Kiss my blarney stone!
I bet I'm the only one going out later tonight to drive all the snakes out of my neighborhood....
Fuckin posers and wannabe's!
*shakes my shillelagh at all of you*
And no, that isn't a euphemism! If I get drunk enough it is, but it isn't right now!
I hope the spirit of St. Patrick comes to vomit and piss all over your shoes tonight! Heathens!
Hey Rosemary, How You Doin?
I got myself a hair cut yesterday. It was really starting to look unruly.
I also decided to trim my facial hair last night. I was seriously becoming unkempt. As soon as I started trimming I realized just how unkempt and wrote it off as a lost cause. I set the trimmer to one and cut a swathe across my face like Sherman's reunion tour through Georgia.
I uploaded the evidence last night. I'm sure I'll get scruffy again, because shaving annoys me. Which is rather hypocritical of me since I prefer that a woman keep themselves smooth...everywhere. I will volunteer to help with that though. I'm only annoyed shaving myself.
I saw on television last night that some Dutch artist had taken pictures of her baby dressed up as some of the worst dictators in history. It shouldn't be too hard for you to find the pics online. Or me for that matter, but I already saw them and you can just do it yourself. I'm not messing with html today. Anyway, my first reaction was "Awwww, Hitler bab
Walls Make Me Giggle
Okay, so I'm doing some spring cleaning and I've got these stains on the walls....yea, I know laugh it up...I have no idea what it is, as some of it made it to the top of my vaulted ceilings (about 12 ft)
I tried Magic Eraser and it doesn't work on it, and I really don't want to rub the paint off, so any ideas on what else to use?
I am thinking about painting the walls, which is a whole other ordeal, but I need the walls to be clean first.
Also, cleaning chemicals are the poor man's drug of choice :D
Damn You Witchie
Ten random facts folks
you read it..you do it
1. I don't cut my nails, I peel them off with my other ones
2. my fave food is pretty much all of it
3. I ate about 9 big pieces of fried chicken, along with 2 plates of salad and a plate of rice at old country buffet (or whatever it was called)
4. I love cats
5. I'm kinda a slob, crap everywhere in my room
6. I utterly love the cold
7. I despise the sun, it gives me horrible headaches
8. I'm a seriously sarcastic bastard
9. One of the teachers at work gropes me
10. gimme music and I'm happy
trying to spend less time here on fubar as it is wasting time when there is better things out there to do which i just noticed lol. I enjoy my new hobby going gym and relax in the sauna etc
I've probably masturbated to you.
Now that I've ruined your day, how are ya?
It's been a loooooong week...and it's not over yet. For those who don't know, my work involves dealing with people on different time zones (no, I don't work for Fubar). That means I'm waitingggggggggggg waitingggggggggg waitinggggggggg for that little gap between when Nigerians are at work and the Australians haven't buggered off from work because they're lazy bastards.
When that gap emerges, I get to yell. A lot.
I enjoy it. Because there's a purpose to it. There's ALWAYS a purpose to what I do. And it's rarely for myself that I'm doing it. That increases my enjoyment.
Radical I know.
I still owe Liverjuice his super-whoring tools, and I still haven't finished the epic pome...ok, I haven't really started the epic pome...I'd do the 'why Doug should win Fubar' thing but at this point me voicing the word fubar aloud would probably result in a veer off into a significant rant ending in five minutes of mumbling about snivelling cowards...and then it'd be too big to upload and I
Went out with a few of my girlfriends this evening! damn did i need that break.
A few beers, on the patio with good company, couldn't ask for better.
I do have a question for you wonderous fu-peeps:
Am I ridiculous for being annoyed with the waitress for
1) taking 35 minutes to come to our table the first time?
2) not bringing our drinks for another 10 minutes?
3) bringing out our food after it had become hard?
4) screwing up the bill in epic proportions?
Aside from the fact that she was retarded, we all had a great time. I think bad service may just be a pet peeve of mine.
Naps are awesome.
that is all.
i might be generalizng a bit here...But why is it when men ask (some) women a "yes or no" question we can never get a yes or no answer to the quetion asked????
So, if you don't wanna read me bitch and moan...leave now!!!
I have way too much shit to do and not enough time to do it...
Granted, I'm loving the fact that I'm busy but, it's kinna taking it's toll on me. My house is a wreck, my yard looks like shit, I haven't worked on the online store or website in weeks, I have to redesign my business cards and brocheres for pride fest...UGH!!!
I was sick for a week and feel like I'm drowning, cause I can't get shit done!! Well, I'm getting stuff done in clients yards...but, really I need to get my "winter" business going...or ....I"m screwed.
Our weather has been wacky so some days I can't work cause it's too hot or too cold or....like today...IT HAILED btw..I worked in that.
I'm going to my cabin this weekend...maybe I"ll get shit done instead of coming here to unwind....I think coming here keeps me sane.
I really don't want to go Postal on a client.
Yes Passion's, I do know what you mean. but, this t
Real men, and other great lovers of The Lazy J, should figure how to drive better.
Jesus would have wanted it that way.
Oh noes! Instant karma. Just dropped my bagel, cream cheese side down, onto the keyboard.
Correction, this movie is called Paranormal Entity
I just watched the movie, there was 2, count them, one, two, boob shots. woohoo, and a whole bunch of shaky hand held camera work, and a voice behind the camera. I guess it was supposed to be a frightning, adrenaline pumping experience...it was not.
aside from the fact that the premise of the movie was interesting, the low budget "Demon" call Maron is a dark spirit who rapes women in their sleep. an Incubus, in christianity, has his eye on the daughter in a family that has experienced a death in the family, the father. In an attempt by the mother to communicate with her deceased husband, she conjured up this Maron and everyone but the boy behind the camera dies...until he is arrested for their murders and commits suicide.
In tribute to the film critics from the past, I give this film a big two thumbs down.
BUT, if you like Quarantine, Blair Witch project, and the one with the aliens...you might think this film is entertainmen
I Feel ....
I bought my first tube of fixadent today.
We Shouldn't Let Jasmine Play With Scissors
So today I was trying to cut something open, and I held the scissors in some retarded position with the blades pointing down and cutting towards myself.
I kinda slipped and basically stabbed myself in the tummy and tore my Hellokitty jammies.
But it's ok...I have 2 other sets! :)
Inquiring Minds Want To Know.
Or do they?
Is it better to blog everyday about things that may be meaningless to the random reader, or to blog intermittently and still risk posting something that may or may not be entertaining to anyone that happens along? I follow a few blogs that are updated on the daily with cute anecdotes and stories of life happenings, but I'm not entirely certain I could keep anyone interested for an extended period of time.
I could blog everyday if I wanted to, and I probably would if I thought YOU would read them. Would you? WOULD YOU?!
Fucking liar! You don't even read them now. Your mom threw away your best porno mag, BUSTED.
[Except for you, Witchie, or whatever your name is today.]
ps. I really hate the shoutbox. I don't hate your messages - I often think they're rather cute - I just hate using that media to reply to them. Fin again!
Help This School Please!
I don't like to do this usually, , but Kohls is sponsoring a contest where they are giving money to schools. Top prize, I believe, is $500k. Everyone can vote up to 5 times for up to 4 schools. Please go vote for yours, and for Great Lakes Academy, in Plano, Texas. If they win, it will help learning-different kids in the the area get the technology and . If you have a Facebook account, login and go to #mce_temp_url#. Click Allow access. Then you can look up the schools you want to support for the contest. If you don't have an account on Facebook, and don't want to create one (though it IS free) then please share this blog.
I can't really offer anything other than my great thanks. Unless you need a shitfacing!
Rock on!Shawn, AKA DurhamNtx
UPDATE: The link for GLA is: http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fkck.contextoptional.com%2Fkck%2Fschool%2F1292201%2Fgreat-lakes-academy&h=faedd
My Undying Love
My Undying Love
I Remember when I first saw you,
I was nine and you were ten,
I fell for you in more ways than one,
that's when my love for you began.
I chased you all through grade school,
and I knew our love would forever last,
I loved you and I knew you loved me
'cause you'd never run too fast.
I followed you throughout middle school,
we were inseparable and all the other guys
were jealous , I felt so cool.
Then in high school,
I took you to the prom
High schools final dance,
that's when I gathered enough nerve
to take one more chance.
I pulled a ring from my pocket
and dropped to one knee,
I pledged my life to you,
and asked if you'd do the same to me.
You smiled and cried,
as I slid the ring on,
and when you said "Yes"
the nervousness I felt
soon would be gon
Incest Da Best, Put Yo' Sistah To Da Test...
From another site, from somebody on my friends' list.. I just wanted to share...
What it says...
Jack - What do you think of incest?
Her - It's distgusting
Jack - I see. Is there any other info you want to know of me?
Her - Nope, not so much
Jack - We still could've been friends. I just asked. I didn't mean you. I'm into it, but fine, too bad. Bye
Her - That's gross, dude. Seriously, you fuck your sister, then? Fucking distgusting! No wonder people block you cuz you're fucked in the head.
Naturally, I cleaned up what it says with some proper spelling and punctuation.. but hell, I ain't perfect, either...
WHO YO' BRUDDAH!!!!
Gahhhhh Revenge Drama Blog
I fucking hate this.
First off, yes I like to antagonise people. Some people NEED antagonising. They need to get their heads out of their arses and realise that there's a whole world of opinion and fact and reality that doesn't actually relate to their pea-brained fucking notions of the world.
Second, I do not operate in a pack. In fact, I'd go so far as to say I deliberately avoid packs and resent their involvement in something I am quite happy to deal with myself. Why? Because I'm an insular motherfucker, and the youngest girl who wants to prove she doesn't need her big brothers' help. Also, because in any group interaction, the interaction goes to the level of the lowest common denominator within that group. And on here that's pretty fucking low. So truth, reality and discussion go by the wayside and it becomes a war of 'I know you are but what am I' or a goddamn witch-hunt.
To the gentleman that thinks I'm persecuting him. Ironically, the first few times you made creepy
I guess it wasn't the other status, but about the movie quotes I had posted "minutes" before. Why everything was deleted and not just the quotes was a question never answered, but I didn't feel like asking again.
"..Post your tits, vag and cock pics... but DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM IN STATUS! THIS IS NOT A PORN SITE!.." like Dr. Black says pretty much sums it up. Adult site, what?
The movie quotes were from The Other Guys, which I was watching at the time. If you find "I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina" and "I hope you like prison.. and penis!" offensive, then we simply cannot be friends. If you're already on my list and find me disgusting, delete me now because this will only worsen with age.
Your statuses (statusi?) are cracking me up, though. You all get cookies! =P
Hotd Jan 27, 11awesome Giant Drug Catapult Busted Awesome Giant Drug Catapult Busted
Awesome Giant Drug Catapult Busted
This one is cheating a bit because it is taken from the Village Voice blogger but as it is best conveys the story I am using it.
More of the story from the New York Daily News.
Mexican soldiers on Wednesday seized a large drug catapult that smugglers were using to launch packages of pot into a remote area of Arizona.
I love that the soldiers played with it... errrhhh tested it for legal reasons... after they seized it
I'm anti-fucking-social at the best of times. I have 27 friends on my list and I very rarely sign on there and if I do I usually go invisible straight away. So if you happen to catch me between the time that it takes me to sign on and the time it takes me to make myself invisible .... If i'm invisible I probably won't respond. ..... so you fucking better have something to say especially since we haven't talked in two years.
I really don't want to know that you've just played two hours of tennis and you're tired, you're having a curry tonight and now that you've told me that ... you're going in a bath.
Don't fucking waste my time.
Yeah, it is nice to be nice .... but today i'm NOT !!!! Live with it or get the fuck off my list.
Off Roading Adventures, With Your Host Pedro El Awesomeo...
As I was coming home from the gym, I hit a patch of ice and pulled a nice 360 into a snow bank. It really wasn't snowing bad, just a little mixed with some freezing rain made for bad conditions. Here I was stuck in a snow bank, in pretty deep, in people's back yards.
Let me explain something about my post gym routine. I usually am putting out a fair amount of body heat, so much so, that I don't bother to change out of my shorts and a t-shirt attire, nor put on a coat. My running shoes are designed to keep my feet cool by allowing the maximum amount of air into them. So I am in my garb when I hit the snow.
I am wedged in pretty deep, My car is not made for the snow. I cannot go forward, and I cannot go back. I cannot do really anything. I even tried using some of my kitty litter to get some traction. Nothing.
I must say people in this town are very helpful. At least 10 people stopped to ask me if I needed help. I assured them that I was ok, I have called A^3 and they will b
Thank You So Much....
for being a piece of shit, for treating me like i wasnt good enough for you. thank you for every slight you have made about my life and the choices i make. Thank you for taking advantage of the fact that i am a trusting person and truly care about the people i am with. Thank you for making me feel like i wasnt good enough. Thank you for taking what you could get from me, all while not really caring about me. Thank you for still NOT GETTING THE FUCKING POINT ABOUT THE SHIT YOU FUCKING DO! I will not wish anything bad on you, becuase really i do not want it coming back on me, karma is a bitch, isnt it? Heh. You are an empty sad person who is nothing but a wanna be "intellectual badass", who dosent have one fucking drop of anything original inside of you. And really, if i wanted to mess with you i would do it right out in the open. Fuck you and if you have something to say to me fucking say it, dont be passive.
you are nothing to me except a poster child of what NOT to do. And yes i a
My 15 Minutes Of Of Fame...part 1?
Sooo, for those of you who are unaware...
Last week I went downtown Chicago, to record for an episode on the Judge Mathis show.
My ex boyfriend owed me more than a little pocket jingle, so I sued his ass...this is the same jackass who cheated on me with the durdy skank & married her two months after I kicked him out. I had a signed contract/promissory note as well as other evidence. Since he is in the process of filing bankruptcy for other stupid decisions he has made, my options were fairly limited.
I am not big on huge public airing of my dirty laundry, but...this was means to get the debt paid. When you win on those dumb court shows, the show picks up the tab...guaranteed funds. Can't squeeze blood from a turnip, yanno. It required his cooperation, so I opted to 'catch more flies with honey'...needless to say, he cooperated. She decided to tag along as well, since their whole relationship/marriage is based on trust and all...she didn't want him to be in t
The Worst Of The Worst On Fubar Contest Catagory Picker
Ok You know how this works. Marcie did a similar one of these called "the best of the best on fubar" but you know me to be most evilest so Me and Mrs.. Sylent decided it be funny to make "the worst of the WORST fubar Contest" More like the demon side not the angel. Here's how this 1st one works.
I NEED ONLY CATAGORYS RIGHT NOW!
The Voting Blog is not yet up so DO NOT NOMINATE ANYONE just yet.
The following Catagorys Are all ready listed for you so you can get the gist of what were looking for. We need your help to determine the rest.
***If this causes drama in your little world, I feel bad for you this is a social networking site if you get voted think happy thoughts, haters are thinking of you and haters make you famous their just jelous. So have fun with it, because this is all this is suppose to be is fun, which is why when we have the final voting its annonymus.***
1. Worst Fubar Couple
2. Smallest Peen on Fubar
3. Worst Phone bone on fubar
4. Worse Ratio of Defau
Right now, my biggest problem in the whole wide world is that the zip is broken on my favourite pair of ballbuster boots, which I wanted to use for a meeting that I'm dreading tomorrow.
Obviously, I have other problems (all that bitter rage, lesbianism, frigidity, shrivelled heart stuff)...but as I was about to throw the offending boot off the balcony whilst screaming 'why me God? Why?!!' I did actually manage to put it all into perspective.
I have other boots.
One thing I've noticed about people is that those who feel in control of their lives are less stressed about the minutiae...you know the cubicle warriors that have all their paperclips counted and there's a label on anything that could possibly go astray - not feeling in control of anything so avidly control what they can.
Yes I know this isn't ground-breaking news.
But that's why sometimes I don't give a fuck about things...other times, I let myself get caught up in them.
If my biggest problem is my bo
Not Getting Better...take 2
I am still sick
I am still sad
How the fuck do I fix this shit?
The sinus infection is still lingering. I talked to the dr I work for and he gave me some tricks, hopefully I will be better by monday :)
The sad...well it comes in waves...I will think about Derek..then get sad...then start to think about all the things that are wrong and just cry...I DO NOT CRY
I was asked questions today....
I answered them...
Here are the highlights since I don't want to write an entriely original blog:
If you're in love with someone, and they told you they'd move to be near you in a week- would you welcome it or beg off?
If I’m in love with someone, I assume we’ve met at least once and that being apart from them would be the worst thing in the world. So them wanting to move to be near me would be the most wonderful thing I could think of.
I’ve thought about this a lot actually, and for someone I was in love with, really in love with, there would be no higher priority than to be with them. I’d quit my job and move without a second thought. A new start is always hard, but with someone you love it would only be a joy.
Okay, I guess you can stick this question under the 'life' category. What are your feelings on the Occupy Movement?
The occupy thing is important…I think everyone can identify with it, but i
I got an update last night, but I was so tired I couldn't stay awake long enough to post it. Haven't heard anything yet today, but here's what I heard last night:
One of her kidneys is causing problems & hurting her. They are going to do an ultrasound as there was some blood in her output. They're sending in a pain management doctor today & also someone to talk to her and explain everything that has happened. They upped her meds again yesterday and she slept most of the day. One absolutely Trish moment, she asked a nurse why they wake her to see how her her pain is when she's sleeping lol. That SO sounds like our Trish. Hopefully today will be better for her! Keep the prayers & good wishes coming. I'll update when there's anything new. Lisa
Trish has had a rough weekend, she has caught a couple of infections, they think it might of been from the tubes.(all tubes now removed her breathing is normal again :) )
Plus the ultra sound now show two kidney stones over 5 mil each..(nothing been said what's going to be done about those yet)
Her white cell count is way over 10 (the doctor said it's because her body is fighting so much all at once and they are concerned about how her white cells keep raising..another antibodic been added to her meds along with gravol to stop her from being sick all the time.
Fever broke Saturday night and stayed down in the 100 all day today. She did talk a bit this weekend, but the morphine and troj (not sure of name) keeps her pretty much knocked out.
If no changes tonight, tomorrow they are going to try to get her sitting up for a bit.
She did send her love and said she misses you all and she's trying to get to be able to at least come home xmas day, even if it's just a day past.
I been p
Stab Me In The Face
Stab me in the face so I forget how badly my thighs and shoulders hurt...please and ty!
I am not trying to be mean, cocky, or bitchy. As I have been called all those things and more lately by people wanting to see my private folder. It is private because I do not open it to the public. I am unsure as to why some people feel that I should just gladly open it up for all to see. If this was the case I would have never set it to private. It is nothing against anyone- I just want to get to know people before I show them every kind of photo of me. lol. But I have it listed in several spots to not ask in my profile, as well as in the name of the folder. Trust me - If I want you to see them I will invite you to see them, even if only for a day. All I ask for is respect, and for guys to actually get to know me before you ask. If I have no idea who you are there is no way I am going to say ok. Some people think "let me see your Privates" is a great way to say hello. It isn't. Sorry- but that is just how it Is And If i say no- its nothing personal- I warn you on my prof
The Way It Really Is!
Just read this:
I don't care what "family" you're in. I don't care to know what
"role" in that family is. I don't care about who's your daddy, mommy,
wife, husband, CT wife, CT husband, Online Bride, or Online Groom. I
don't care what your level is. I don't care how many people are in your
friends/fans/family. I don't care what your rank is.
I don't care about your religious convictions. I
don't care about your political views. Please do not attempt to talk
with me if that's what's on the agenda. I have no time for one-trick
ponies. I'm not saying that I don't have or like to talk politics, I
just don't have time for mindless zealots.
If you know you are not smart, or people are constantly telling you how
unintelligent you are, don't talk to me.
I will probably not rate anything you post on bulletin or blast, just
in spite. Don't EVER beg me for ANYTHING. Not only will I not give it,
but I'll leave you out in the cold. I will not give gifts to those
Lebron James Is Rich, And If You Are Not, He Thinks Its Funny
I know I'm late to the game on this, but Stephon Marbury deserves all the propers he gets for his $14.95 sneakers, shoes he actually wears in NBA games from a company in which he is partial owner. And LeBron James loses a lot of cool points for his arrogant remarks about the Starbury shoes:
"Before the game, James took a little shot at Marbury's $14.98 kicks, saying he couldn't imagine endorsing a sneaker that cheap. 'No, I don't think so,' James said. 'Me being with Nike, we hold our standards high.'"
Yeah, like, we pay our child laborers 17 cents an hour, much more than what Reebok pays. Now, before Starbury becomes St. Marbury, lets remember that he is running a business, and probably reliant on cheap foreign laborers as well. But at least he's not raping the American consumer in the process. And he had the "Oh, snap!" comeback to King James, saying "I'd rather own than be owned."
LEBRON IS A DICK!
Viet Nam Blues
THE YOUNG MARINE SAT IN THE DARK,RIFLE POISED AT THE MOVING SHADOWS .BLACK GREASE SMEARED ACROSS HIS FACE AND HANDS MIXED WITH BLOOD FROM THE DAYS EARLIER FIRE FIGHT.THE SOUNDS IN THE COLD SILENT NIGHT WERE SO DIFFERANT THAN THOSE OF HOME YET SOMEHOW THEY TOOK HIS MIND BACK JUST A FEW SHORT MONTHS AGO.
AFTER SAVING ALL THE MONEY HE COULD AND GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL AS WELL HE HAD JUST BOUGHT HIS FIRST BRAND NEW CAR,A 68 R/T HEMI CHARGER.HE HAD A GIRL HE HAD BEEN WITH SINCE GRADE SCHOOL,A GOOD JOB AND PLENTY OF FRIENDS,OF WHICH HE WAS THE YOUNGEST.YES LIFE WAS FINALLY SEEMING TO BE GOOD TO HIM.
THE YOUNG SOLDIER SAW SOMETHING MOVE AND HE STEADDIED HIS AR 15.YEARS SEEMED TO PASS BUT WAS ONLY SECONDS IN TIME.HE BRACED HIMSELF AS A SHADOWE FIGURE EMERGED AND STOPPED BY AN OLD TREE TRUNK.BORN TO BE WILD,HE SHADOW SAID.THE YOUNG MARINE TIGHTENED HIS FINGER ON THE TRIGGER.THEN'HEY JUDE,THE FIGURE SAID.THE MARINE RELEASED HIS FINGER FROM THE TRIGGER.THE FIGURE APPROACHED AND TOSSED A BUNDLED PA
The Letter Has Not Been Guessed Yet
FREE FOR ALL STARTED....GUESS ONE LETTER AT A TIME TILL I ANNOUNCE THAT SOMEONE HAS GUESSED THE RIGHT LETTER...NOT IN THIS BLOG ANYCOMMENT IN THIS BLOG WILL NOT COUNT
Caption It | Vol.1 | 001
RFB’s Weekly Photo Blog
The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple.
1. Check out this blog each week for a new photo.
2. Comment with a caption.
You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like.
If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.
Caption It | Vol.1 | 008
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog
Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is!
(Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out!
In honor of the Republican Party Debate tonight...
The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple.
1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions.
2. Comment with a caption of your own!
You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like.
3. Have fun!!!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY!!! THEY ARE MISSING OUT.
Hello everyone..I expect you all to read this as it will be the basis of all future communication with me. I have reached the end of my rope..and I am a FRAYED KNOT :) So here it goes...
*If you are added to my page you have access to anything I post as a friend. This does not entitle you to sexual conversations with me. I am not here to get you off...nor am I here to get off via FUBAR.
*I do not fan..unless I feel compelled to...you actually need to impress me GO FIGURE
*I may appear online for long periods of time..but that doesn't always mean I am here.
*I DO NOT like being ignored. If I attempt to communicate with you and am ignored you will find yourself on the block list. I am done being nice...I have no desire to be treated like shit because you A. Don't think I deserve a response B. Think I am not smart enough to know you are online C. Just really don't give a damn about me or my feelings!
*I will also block you if you are annoying..I have two children for that...I don't n
For All Who Can't Read!
Ok for all of you fu's who either CANNOT read or just plain REFUSE to read my profile and how I feel about certain things, I have a video here for you that will show you the results of your silly behaviors. Getting in my shoutbox about nsfw pics, getting in my shout saying you can make me feel real good in bed, emailing me similar requests, and stalking will result in you starring in this video. Please do not put yourself in this position LOL!
Please watch video to get the picture.
BRB...gonna take a shower!
Can I Count On You're Support?
Ok this is new to me...but I decided to enter into a contest...the prize? A VIP a 3 day Blast and 500,000 FU Bucks is what I can win! What I need you wonderful friends to do is comment me and rate me....I need 50,000 comments...and the more rates I get the more Fu Bucks I get...I get 10 points for every rate as and added bonus!
please click this pic!!!!
I just want to thank you all for your help in advance....show me the love and I will do the same!!!!
Having Pc Problems
pLEASE DO NOT THINK I AM IGNORING ANY OF YOU..i AM HAVING PC PROBLEMS..SHOUT, RATES,COMMENTS..iM...NOTHING IS WORKING..I CAN SEE NOTHING AND DO NOTHING PERSONAL ON HERE...I AM NOT EVEN SURE IF THIS WILL POST..BUT THOUGHT I WOULD TRY IT AS A MEANS TO COMMUNICATE WHAT IS GOING ON.
February 10, 2008
Happy Sunday to YOU and yours!
Ahh Yeah ...
The sappy love song,
Surrounded by hearts -
The month itself ...
it must be
(time for L O V E?)
The subject matter seems to give many
C H I L L S
One way or the other ...
I know that "LOVE" and
All matters of the heart!
It seems to be as night and day as:
well ... Night and Day!
Your either IN it or Hate the thought at times.
This time of year will make
the ones IN it ... even more so
Drive the ones who are NOT (IN it) crazy
Either avoiding the whole sappy subject
looking feverishly to be part of the ones IN it!
For the "Nay-sayers" that don't believe ...
Just google the word ... "L O V E"
It's second only
to it's counterpart ... "S E X"
For related interest & searches,
02-14-08 (non V-day Blog!)
February 14, 2008
I must say that
I'm really impressed ...
Here, everyone is just so
Full of love & All festive!
I never knew there was
such fan fare for this
With all the decorations,
with hearts and signs of
'TRUE LOVE' and an out-pouring
of joy & kisses with candy even!
I'm proud that fubar &
the community has embraced
This holiday . . .
_ _ wait w h a ...
It's all for that "Hallmark" Holiday ...
I swear - THIS is the last time
I'll make mention or b*tch about
"T H A T * H O L I D A Y"
So what cha get me for Valentiii n e s ...
That was the last reference to
"T H A T * H O L I D A Y"
I hate hate hate getting up early. However, sometimes it's worth it. Today I'm in an awesome mood, everything is perfect. I don't know what is better though..
The mist is flowing through the mountain-tops, barely concealing the snow and trees. It looks like a snow-covered wonderland of magic.
The dew is sparkling on the grass, shining bright with all the colors of the rainbow in a thin sheen over the fresh-cut grass.
The sun is peeking over the hills, sending rays out between them, slowly lighting up the morning sky in reds and lavenders.
The lake is full of baby ducks fishing and playing. The sun is reflecting off the broken surface of the water, dancing off the waves in patterns of childlike fancy.
I woke up to a text saying "you are amazing" from the most beautiful and wonderful woman alive.
I'm leaning heavily towards the text, but everything else was awesome too.
whats up peoples! :) hope everyones monday wasnt too bad. mine was alright; it snowed here for the first time this winter. so that was cool. freezing actually 8-p
anyhow...you may know by now that im in a race. its between pebblesinaz and myself. i really want to be sure and win, cause theres 90,000 fubucks in the pot so far(ask me how if you want to add to the winners pot)! so...wanna trade favors?
let me know! you rate all mine and ill rate all yours...comment for comment ect...i want to get a list of several friends profiles to work on so...if youre interested, pm me or leave a blog comment. :)
oh! also...im in an auction. you could own me if you want :D
CLICK PICTURE TO BID!
thanks to everyone whos supported me
love you guys :)
as usual, i feel like buying happy hour drinks for all comments to this entry.
I want to hold you in my arms, for a long time,
just to make sure that you are real,
I want to feel your warm breath on my neck,
I want to feel your hair on my shoulder,
I want to feel your soft cheek against mine,
I want to feel your tears fall down my back,
I want to feel you wrap your arms around me tightly,
I want to feel your breasts pressed tightly against my chest,
I want to hold you forever in my arms,
But we're miles apart. :(
This Dummy Needs Help!
So my dear friends I need your help! Everytime I make an animated GIF and save it the animated part doesn't work.....What am I doing wrong????
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back. Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we've let them fly away. Sometimes we! are so caught up in who's right and who's wrong that we forget what's right and wrong. Sometimes we just don't realize what real friendship means until it is too late. I don't want to let that happen so I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back. Even send it to your balloons that you think have flown away forever. You may be surprised to see it return
Phew! Finally at home! Thank you to everyone who commented and left me love while I was in Chicago! I will be posting some pics as soon as I get some good ones! Forgot to take my son's camera, so the only ones I have for now are phone pics..and they are B-A-A-A-A-D!
As far as the competition is concerned, the groups I conducted finished first (Jazz Chorale). second (Camerata) and the Concert Choir earned a silver award and did not have any competitors in their specific classification.
So thank you again to everyone and as "Dorothy" said, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home"!
As everyone knows, I have been working on getting the funding together for my next film..
While that funding has not yet been obtained, my Partner called this evening and tells me funding has come in for a revisit to our first film Red State Road Trip!
So, in the next week or so, I will be away from the internet for a while as we get this next installment of that film completed!
I'll try to update this blog while on the road letting all know what the progress is like. in the mean time I'll miss everyone on fubar while I'm away.. Shoot I miss you already and I'm still planning travel!!
So while I'm gone.. Keep up the point race and maybe I'll be an Oracle when I return!
We are mixing it up a bit! It is taking so long to get the Traveling Pepsi Hat around that I am going to create a folder for Pepsi adding 1 new salute a week. I will start with mine...*hehe* then go in the order that they were made!!!
My last 2 weeks in New York.
The Worst Pain A Person Could Ever Know
June 10th has been an extremely hard day for me for the last five years...
Six years ago, June 10th 2002, I became a mother for the very first time. I wasn't so sure I was ready, but when I held her for the first time all the doubt faded away. She was so beautiful, so precious, so perfect. I was happier than I had ever been with my little Alexis Jade.
The next three weeks went by so fast...too fast. My sweet baby girl died June 30th 2002. Her heart had stopped. There was no reason they could find as to why it happened, it just simply stopped. SIDS...
My heart still aches for her and I know it always will. I often wonder what she'd be like if she was still here. She'd be six years old today...
June 10,2002 ~ June 30, 2002
I've been quiet now for almost 2 weeks - With the exception of a few people I know around here - I'm thinking that if I dropped off the face of this earth nobody would really give 2 shits. So - wow - ok - buhbye now.
Car Accident - Update! June 26th
June 22nd 2008
My son & I were in an accident with my friend & her son. We were hit on the driver's side. My friend was driving.
Jaren, my son, was sitting behind her... he got the worst of the hit. His head hit the side window really hard. Splitting his eye lid wide open... and making him very listless. They couldn't stitch his eye up as he wouldn't stay still long enough and any infliction of pain had him crying. But wouldn't talk.. not a word. Just stare at me and cry. Talk about feeling helpless!!
The seatbelt held him in hurting his neck & back but stopped him from flying out. His hip and whole left side is bruised pretty good along with his head. He was rushed by ambulance to the hospital cause he didn't want to stay awake and his arm was going numb. He is ok. They X-rayed and no broken bones - Thank God!!! We just got home a few hours ago. BOY is he every gonna have a 'Fun' birthday tomorrow. :(
My friend is ok and her son and I were just shaken up.. stiff from being
TY everyone for showing me the love and support, I have been dealing with some personal issue that I would like to keep private. I know others are going through things as well . please respect my wishes, love to everyone BooBoo
Apology?, I Don't Think So...
How the fuck is THIS an apology...?
I see you're whining
Stop by my page
Check out my blog
And see for yourself what I'm doing.
Anyway, sorry for my misunderstandings, etc.
So, now I've appologized. Why don't you?
Name calling really isn't necessary
and I didn't say you weren't a MUMMER
I just said you didn't seem to know the rules.
Some mumms are real.
gave me a field day with the bouncers.
cause really really love to be 'harsh'
with them sometimes.
gotta keep em on their toes.
So like I said
check out the blog
you'll see what I'm doing.
it's not like ya thought.
Give people chances
before calling them
and assuming shit with shit. :-)
It'd be nice.
I Highly Recommend
you try the new pre-mixed Smirnoff Pomegranate martini, if you haven't yet. It's delicious.
It made my weekend, it was so delicious. I might even consider alcoholism, it's that fantastic. (not really)
It seems that i was removed from someone's friends list because i don't agree with him about something stupid and trivial..
basically that person is pissed that I didn't defend him when someone "messed with" a picture he made..
it was trivial and i told him he should not be so angry about something so tiny...
it was a picture... deal with it.. people mess with other people's pictures ALL THE TIME. I have stuck by friends through a lot of things but i am very open with my opinions on things and if you don't like that TOUGH COOKIES!
I won't be pissed off about something that I think is funny just because you are. its not like it was the ONLY copy of the picture ffs....
If anyone else has to remove me for that.. then please feel free too... I will not cuddle you and say "ohh i am soo sorry the big bad wo/man messed with you... let me yell at him...." I am not that type of person.
if it was something really offensive then YES i would have said something.. but it wasn
Night @ Hospital
It seems if it wasn't for bad luck lately, i'd have none at all. Yesterday morning i went in for my 3rd opinion. All seemed good at first.
The new doctor had a new approach that sounded fine to me. I hate getting camera stuck up my peeker. He wanted to go through the mouth. No problem i thought. Half way through the procedure i had a seizure. My first one ever. Turns out, i had taken a Vikaden in the morning and it didn't go well with the anesthetic.
Make a long story short. They didn't finish checking my back. I'll have to do it again. I had to spend night in hospital to be watched. And i'm one unhappy Cubster.
Sorry if this doesn't make much sense. I'm probably more high than i have ever been. My body feels like its been through a meat grinder. Having a seizure really takes alot out of you. My throat is killing me from the camera, and i'm just going to lay down for the day. thanks for all the people checking on me. Nice to know people care.
I'll be back hopefully tom
Zomg! I Haz A Hh!
Your favorite librarian is having a Happy Hour!Bibliophile's Happy Hourgenerously given to her by her owner Tinkeris TODAY at Noon Fu Time***12pm pst/1pm mst/2pm cst/3pm est***Stop by her page and ♥ on her!Don't forget to ♥ on Tinker too!
Apparently i dont need to take the "are you a follower" quiz since im copy'n boo n mel by doin this. :P
You Are 65% Kinky
You are a very kinky person. You are completely open minded about sexuality.
You're up for something different from time to time, and you don't have many hang ups.
And while you're not into everything, you don't judge people who are.
You figure that anything between consenting adults is fair game!
Are You Kinky?
So, today was my baby's first day on the big bus. I hate that damn thing.
One woulda thought the bus driver woulda kept the front coupla seats open for the little ones. There were 3 Kindergartner's at our bus stop alone.
I so hate going through this.
Very Important Please Read!!!!!!
There are people joining the family that are not rating fanning and adding all the members. I got on today and there is one member who never rated or fanned me and I had no message from so I didnt know they joined til I saw them on the rollcall! I have another member who joined has RR in there name and they have never viewed my page. As of right now we are not going to accept anymore new members until everybody that has joined in the last couple of days goes thru the rollcall again and reads and comments on the rules and guidelines. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY::::NOBODY SHOULD BE PUTTING A NEW MEMBER THRU THE JOINING PROCESS UNLESS IT IS ONE OF THE COFOUNDERS, CREW LEADERS, OR CINDIE!!
So as of right now we are accepting no new members til all this gets straightened out.
Thanx your friend Scooter
Please comment on this statin g you have read and understood
Make Me Hard
Things that will give me an erection lasting more than 4 hours:
1)Links to fat chicks. The fatter, the better. The transgendered community is also welcome. Actually, anybody pitiful looking is fair fodder. I also like people who are just plain stupid.
2)An elephant bling. I has a collection of elephants (the animals, not fat chicks) IRL and I NEED a collection for Fubar too.
3)Snapvines. I can haz moar plz?
4)A plane ticket to Chicago.
5)Your mom. (Burn!)
6)You rating this picture. Tell everyone you know to do the same.
7)Loving Miss Licks absolutely senseless. Rate her, fan her, add her, bling her... until you can't do it anymore.
8)Giving all of your fubucks to Bibli. We NEED a cute girl spotlight.
Tutti The Tramp...she ♥'s Me
->Tutti_Fukk...: As do I
Tutti_Fukk...: well i has a tramp stamp lol
->Tutti_Fukk...: But I mean that in the most loving of ways
What Kind Of Ice Cream?
You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
You are kind, popular, and generous.
You tend to be successful at anything you try.
A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.
You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.
What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?
So, last night I posted a bulletin, and guess what? Due to people who are uncaring because it had NOTHING to do with Fubar, I deleted it. It shocked me to see that noone really cares about what goes on outside of this site. Makes me wonder why I am even on here anymore.
So...here's a short view of what my bulletin was about. And not one freakin person could repost it, and I only had one person read it. Sad really. Sorry it had nothing to do with leveling, or helping others on here. It was about helping REAL LIFE people.
For those of you who actually got to know, know what I do for a living. Those of you who don't, I work at a facility that specializes in Alzheimers and Dementia. It's like a nursing home but not. We help keep their brains active by brainstorming, all the activities we do help them to keep what memories they do have for as long as we can. It is a very hard job, yet very rewarding to me. It's my passion. So...to get to what I was talking about in my B
Auction For Bling Pack!(20.00)
I will be holding an auction for a bling pack, value 20.00, all bids must be in fubucks.This auction will start today November 20th and will end November 28th at 6:00pm. All bids will be in fubucks, and must be higher than the current bid! The minimum starting bid will be 250,000 all other bids must be higher. The winner will be contacted by mail, and must reply within by November 29th at 6:00pm. If the winner doesnt reply, the last highest bid will receive this offer. Good luck, and let the bidding begin.
I really hate this city. Its hard to tell if I hate Chicago now more than when I just moved to US, or vice versa. I hate everything about this city: the architecture, the landscapes, people, places, weather. If not for college, I would've been out of this god forsaken place faster than lightning once I was out of HS. I can't wait til I go on my work program, then move to California.
My other dream state is Michigan, but nothing beats NorCal.
Lack Of Motiva...
My projection for the amount of work I get done this week: Zero. Why? Because I have next week off. I have no clue why in the world I am this way, but when it comes down to the time before some time in which I have off, I am so unproductive. It really needs to be the opposite, I should be freaking out about needing to get this done, and that done...but frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn. This time of year is kinda strange. Since I work at a university, I get a week off for Christmas, which really turns out to be nine days when you count weekends, but then it turns into about eleven days when you count New Years. Normally that would be exciting, but I seriously have nothing to do during that time frame!
I only spend about two days with my family, mainly because they drive me batty. Most of the people I know around here are leaving, so my typical hangout schedule will be interrupted. I recently watched a movie about a couple going on vacation every year for Christmas...wonder if I c
DJ Pitbull was born in 1970 to a whore and pimp in South-side Chicago. At the age of 6 he happened to see his mother naked, and not pay his father. He has walked with a limp ever since. When Pitbull turned 27, he gained an unhealthy obsession with Jonathan Frakes (Commander Riker on Star Trek). After many failed attempts a wooing the television star by breaking into his house, molesting his dog, and violating his house-plants, Pitbull was eventually served with a restraining order and thrown into jail for 120 days. While serving his time, he met a cholo who told him of a plastic surgeon who could help him out. Once he got out, he found the surgeon, and eventually (after many many acts of male on male prostitution to pay for the downpayment) went through the long and painful process of adapting his face to look like his favorite television star. He was finally happy, he could stare at himself in the mirror for hours on end while masturbating and finally be at peace with his looks. Howev
Winter Wonder Land
These are pics taken this past week in the wild weather and snow that washington state has had for the past week or so
Metallica Or Slayer?
Time to vote on the next album. Up next Metallica's Master Of Puppets is going against Slayer's Reign In Blood.
Voting starts tonight and ends Sunday 8 p.m. eastern.
So vote, vote, vote!!!
Birthday Trains - Sign Up Now To Ride
In the next few weeks, 4 of the most wonderful men on fubar will be having birthdays... In their honor, I will be running trains in hopes of helping them get closer to leveling... Sign up now for any or all of them...
Just leave me a blog comment to sign up. I have my comments set for approval by owner so I don't miss my profile comments... So, just because you don't see your comment immediately, doesn't mean it isn't there... Private message me if you like...
Jan 6 - Johnny Riggs, my best friend and owner
(2.8 million points to Disciple)
He will be hosting a Happy Hour on January 6 @ 6pm Fu-Time... Auto 11s will run all day as well... Come spank him hard...
Jan 9 - Syrano, my R/L hubby
NO TRAIN... He made Fu-Pimp... And wants to stay there for a while... But stop by and wish him a happy birthday if you like...
Jan 13 - GnbRebel - a very dear friend
(3.8 million points to Disciple)
He will be running an Auto 11!!!
Jan. 15 - Willie - a good
So, Ive decided to be Molotov Cocktease for the next Halloween.
This Amuses Me...
I read this and couldn't even say anything back. Poor fella, been lied to =/
Wild Thang Aka Kiss My Grits Aka Top Member Cheater..
This is what this scripter does...has this happened to you?...
> 1/11/09 4th time that day - dunno why that says December on the clock
> 1/11/09 - had finished an auto either that day or the previous day
> 1/11/09 3rd time
This is another screen grab from a totally different member:
This proof was sent by someone who is tired of the lies and cheating, including screen shots of time stamped repeated visits and re rates from t
O God Your Cheese Is Hard!
I tend to make unhealthy choices when it comes to food and relationships. I'm sure there are other things, too, but, lying in bed, surrounded by chips and sour cream & onion dip, fingers still covered with a film of salty/oily/sugary deliciousness, these are the two that come to mind.
As a child, I ate weird stuff. (And no, not just dirt, though yesterday's piece in the NYT suggests that eating dirt is a good idea.)
A certain Dr. Weinstock (which is my kind of soup!) gives the following advice: "Children should be allowed to go barefoot in the dirt, play in the dirt, and not have to wash their hands when they come in to eat."
Also helpful, he said, is to "let kids have two dogs and a cat," so as to expose them to intestinal worms that can promote a healthy immune system.
Mmmm. Worms. Nom nom nom.
Certainly, I ate things out of the dog dish. And I consumed a fair amount of dirt, both the outside variety and the potting soil ilk - the latter being a bit lighter, ha
I Gotta New Drug
So, Tuesday I went to see my family doctor to get some scripts refilled and mentioned to him my moods.
Being extremely happy one minute, so mad I could murder someone without an ounce of guilt, then remorse for being a bitch. He is well aware of my past and ongoing battle with depression and aware of my past suicide attempts. Since these "moods" don't occur everyday, he gave me something to take "as needed for nerves",Buspirone 15mg 1/2 to 1 tablet twice daily.
This is some serious stuff. I took half of one and was so mellow and relaxed I watched a plastic bag blowing for 30 minutes.
Yay for drugs that make you not give a fuck :D
Going Thru The Paces
bid on me and give me stuff for no good reason
I wanna cost more than Witchie it is my biggest desire in life
It's almost time for the holiday that I've always hated. I'm sure it's probably a great holiday, but I seriously can't think of anything..after the 7th grade...that I've gotten ANYTHING, including cards.
I'm jealous of all these people that are with someone and has a "valentine". Why can't I have one??
[cries a river]
okay, I'm over it.
John's Weird Dream...
So apparently John had a dream about me....
I decided to call him while I smoked. I'm thinking he is my "I need a friend to talk to while I smoke" friend, lol. Anyway, we start the conversation with how I managed to hurt myself getting off of the couch. Yes, I'm that much of a klutz. What happened was, I've been sitting on the couch for most of the day and I was sitting with my leg under me. When I got up and took a few steps, my knee popped really loud. That fuckin hurt!
Next we started talking about doughnuts. I don't really know why. But just so you know, my favorite doughnut is the plain ones. Next is the cinnamon ones. Finally it's the ones with chocolate glaze on top. Just thought you all should know this, I don't know why.....
He tells me that he had a weird dream last night. Right off the bat I knew it had something to do with me. And no...I didn't think it was perverted. I probably should have, lol. No, it wasn't though...hate to burst anyone's bubble, lol.
Where To Find Loose Change
I think cleavage is a great place to look for loose change. Sure, its rare to find it there, but man sometimes its more about the journey then the destination.
Before He Cheats
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 10 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!
IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
waiting on the world to change
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Ohio is for lovers (wtf)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Stairway to heaven
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Nothing left to lose
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Welcome to the black Parade
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Why don't you get a job o_O
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Wake up call
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Living dead girl (lmao)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I am addicted to sugar free rockstars.
2. I am very much a people person, although I am shy when I meet someone.
3. One of my favorite shows is CSI Miami
4. I have flown to NYC to go on the Sally show, was a back up show that never got recorded.
5. I used to breed ADBA Registered American Pitbull Terriers
6. Hence my screen name, I love evil clowns and have Pennywise from IT tattooed on my leg.
7. I love horror movies.
8. I have lived in 11 different states.
9. I was in the USN, got out because I got pregnant with my daughter.
10. I have a Valentine Baby....
Now, who's next?
anyone that read
It really irks me when people on here get into packs. I believe a cliquish behavior and a personality is a sign of a lower intellect, since the lower the organism is in biology, the more dependent it is. That, and it is just stupid, imho.
I hate being in groups in RL or online. Its draining, creates drama, and doesnt really create relationships between people.
But maybe thats just me being a loser. I never go to parties or mingle with people. Bah!
Men Or Women-who Is Stronger?
After carefully analyzing and observing (not really carefully, but still), I have come to a conclusion-it all depends on a person.
While my mother says that men are whiny weaklings unable to take care of themselves, I tend to think that both genders have a lot of representatives that are guilty of those character traits.
While I have to admit that a lot of observing comes from Fubar-a site often used by emotionally unstable or weak individuals, it does give a pretty decent insight on human interaction and needs.
I have seen needy men that are craving attention so bad, they forget to pause and look at their pitiful selves, looking entirely pathetic and unappealing (even with 6 packs, biceps, and all that other pointless crap). I have seen needy women that would compete with each other over how much attention someone would give them, which man is theirs, and who looks better.
In my own family, there is a pretty strong pattern of strong females and needy, weaker males. My gr
Embrace The Suck
Part of the Zen of Pedro is my basic philosophy that I am 100% responsible for my life.
I have been dealt a bad break or two over the years, and those things happen, I didn't bring it on myself, and it wasn't through bad luck or fate that it did. These things I cannot control, but what I can control is how I react to them. I haven't always made the best decisions, in fact it seems sometimes I sit and wonder how I could have been so dumb five, ten years ago. I am sure five years from now I'll probably think I am doing something stupid today.
I know a lot of people that think life is beyond their control, and if you think of it in an instant gratification sort of way, yes, you cannot become a doctor tomorrow, but tomorrow you can find out what it would take to start. It may be that you lack all the resources to do it, but it comes down to things you can control.
Maybe you can't have all your hopes and dreams, but it shouldn't stop you from trying to get close, and maybe end up wit
thats all i have...below me! blow me...
a few of you on fu...yep. keep your face out of my ass! but while you are there...go on ahead and kiss it!
if your gonna have my name in your mouth, might as well suck my dick bitch!
as you were
Sometimes, I just want you to sit down and think, "What would I do without that man?"
Sometimes, I want you to think about all the things that have been done for you and realize, "He was behind so many."
Somedays, I wish the first thing you thought in the morning was, "I hope he's thinking about me."
Sometimes, I want you to put your hand down and just briefly think, "I wish his was right under mine."
At times I want you to hear your phone and skip a beat thinking, "I hope it's him."
Sometimes I wish I'd realize it isn't going to happen.
Movies, Movies, Movies!
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. When someone guesses correctly, cross it out.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
6. No looking at my favorite movies on my Facebook page
1. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
2. Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!
3. -A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?
-Then I shall have to make you wings.
4. My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
5. With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.
6. -Voice confirmation required.
-[after the "uhh" echoes] Accepted.
7. You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
8. Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, righ
I need a new nickname...I'm kind of sick of being called Woo. Any ideas?
Just What I Needed
It was a nicer day than yesterday. Today would be a good day to go. More people I bet. I'm going. I didn't do my eye makeup. The sunglasses will cover them. Where did this pimple come from? That wasn't there a second ago. Who cares. This is all bull shit anyway.
There were more people. Lots more. More dogs with them. I kept Baxter on the leash a little longer this time. We walked past a guy in his late 40's who was playing fetch with a black lab mix. "hey there big guy" I hoped he was talking to Baxter. I said hi but didn't really stop. There was a grouping of dogs about 20 feet away. All of them were smaller than Baxter. The owners seemed like they were my age maybe a little younger. I took a deep breath and let him off his leash. Of course he went barreling at the grouping of dogs. of course he did. So I awkwardly ran after him. Not because I am shy but because I don't usually run and when I do it looks awkward. I'm top heavy and it causes an unbalanced stride.
Everyone one wa
I've been at the breast care center for an hour now... still waiting for the radiation oncologist.
Yes, I need radiation treatments. This will involve 5 days a week, for idk how many weeks - they say it's usually 5 or 6. More details after I actually talk to the guy.
I'm sitting in this stupid hospital gown waiting... waiting... waiting...
6 weeks of radiation monday through friday
then tamoxifen or equivalent to produce early menopause - just in time for my 36th birthday.
Is It Really True?
I need a males perspective on this. Last night I couldn't get to sleep and I decided to watch a movie. I ended up watching "He's just not that into you". It was an alright movie, but the ending was somewhat predictable, just like any other 'chick flick'. I figured the movie would just bore me enough that I'd fall asleep within the first 15 minutes of it..but nope. I watched the whole thing.
Anyway, in the movie there's one girl that is so desperate to have a guy want to be with her. She's the type of girl that, when a guy says he'll call her, she walks around with her cell just waiting and then she panics when they don't..always thinking of some off the wall reason as to why they didn't call. At some point in the movie she meets up with this one guy that basically tells her how she will know when a guy is into her and when he's not. They seemed to make sense and I'm wondering, did a guy just blow the cover off of every thing that other guys use to keep a girl wanting him?
Clearing Up Confusion
Well I am Back Finally:D
As most ppl know I am in a new Duty Station now and finally got settled in to the house and got it stocked up and ready for my Family to move into. It is a relief to be done with that part of this transition.
What some of you may not understand is that the new job I am in requires a whole new level of concentration because I am out of my field of work now for the most part. I am not forecastiong the weather in this duty. I am in a combat unit now. What this means is that the training I am undergoing right now requires 110% of my focus and concentration in order for me to learn what I need to in order to return alive each time I deploy.
What this means is that I may not be as chatty or interactive as I was when I was in Hawaii. Please do not take it personal or think I am ignoring you or that I just don't care anymore because I always have and I always will. My Fubar Family and friends are just that, You are my Family and you are my Friends, whic
Please... I don't want to love him anymore,
I can't bare the heartache so what do I need this heart for?
Just take it away and leave a hole in its place,
stop the hurt and all the tears that roll down my face.
All the hurtful words leave scars of the emotional kind,
They never heal completely and leave their mark on my soul and mind.
Please just make the hurt in my chest go away,
Since you can't make him love me or want to stay.
This is the kind of pain a body can't keep others from seeing.
Hurt that devours the very soul and physical being.
So please reach in and snatch it away, don't leave a single part.
Because he somehow managed to get into every corner of my heart.
So just take my heart and give it to one he can love too,
So at least then he'll never have to endure a single, "I don't love you".
Application For Wykked's Harem Toys
So I have decided to keep a lil harem of bishes...They must be my slave and rate me and give me stuffs. drinks etc. lol...In return of being my bish I will do the same for you...So...if u wanna be Wykkeds bish...u must tell me why u deserve the title. lol...MUAH...luvs all of ya...thanks in advance. LOLPs...this was for fun...but I wouldnt mind really having some of my own personal bishes. LOL...kisses you sexy peeps...tiffany aka WYKKED
I hate Texas.
That is all.
This is a purely shameless whoring blog. =D
My birthday is on Monday and I'm on vacation from work (yay!) Everyone should buy me something pretty, pink or shiny (all 3 would be cool.)
A very nice person bought me a ticker, which I will be trying to get an approval on midnight of my b-day (so it can run all day.)
Yep, I'm asking for stuff. I ask for stuff IRL too. A co-worker made me a kick ass cake and my sister in law is making me a cake. =D I'm going to be obese for my birthday.
I'm like 1.3 mil from Godfather, so rating me a lot is a nice gift also.
Thanks in advance. ♥
takin this down very soon
i want to collect salutes from all 50 states and countries from around the world, please help me make my folder
please link me when and if you do pleaseeeeeeeeee
They were bangers doin' Mollies,
Liked to watch the Sheilahs gag,
They treated lassies like collies
Then they'd zip them in a bag.
They queried Maurice about the scene,
And asked Jerome just where he'd been,
They said when your life is in the crapper,
You've got no use for a drugstore wrapper.
There was a Dick that called her Vic,
I said that's not her name;
He said, "You're a person of interest,"
And "She was just another Dame."
The doctor talked in Latin,
And then the priest did, too,
I think a tall man said her last name
Like it came from Popol Vu.
The Peelers kept me under a lamp in the dark,
Watching blood in my eye with a frustrated sigh.
She must have had a visit from a foreigner,
And they had a hunch that he was I.
For a while ten men were all my friends,
And told me victims were volunteers,
They said scanty clothes just asked for it
And smiled at me with clever sneers.
Gentlemen made me generous offers,
Drinkin And Thinkin
proceed with caution i`m not sober
stumbled in drunk at 5:30 this morning
not tired so i made a pot of really strong coffee and sat on the deck smoking cigarettes and sipping coffee
watched the sky lighten as the sun crept up in the east. heavy rain clouds to the west coming in off the ocean. i watch the clouds break apart into tiny wisps and eventually disappear as they head towards the sun.
brought to mind the greek myth of icarus meeting his death flying to the sun. death has been on my mind lately.
someone i know committed suicide last fri. not a great friend but someone i`ve have had more than a few deep conversations with. took a header off a 6 story parking garage.
so if i look to the south i see a beautiful sunrise on the left and if i look to the right i see tumultous weather.
same as everyones life right? beauty or trouble are always right there. why do we decide to look one way or the other and only see that view? i`m gonna quit this now .
good morning to all who
: BUY SWEETIE!!! XOXO!!!->Snazziii**...: LOL your views*? Yeah we can go with that..itwas fun...enjoy your day nowSnazziii**...: AW SWEETIE. I THOUGHT U WAS TIRING OF ME. I CAN SPELL FINE BUT I CHOOSE TO SPELL THE WAY I DO BECUZ I WANT TO && CAN && IF THATS ALL U HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ME I TAKE IT AS CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM && HAVE EXPLAINED MY VIWS->Snazziii**...: neybe not...except I can spell...want me to teach ya? or shall we call it a daySnazziii**...: BECUZ U KNO ME SO WELL YET U ENTERT6AIN URSELF WIT ME. MAYB WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERANT->Snazziii**...: no I just bore quickly with common idiots like yourselfSnazziii**...: O A QUITER. XOXO->Snazziii**...: LOL i knew that would be your comeback..you are so predictablethis is n longer fun...byebye nowSnazziii**...: THATS FUNNII CUZ I BEEN WIT THE SAME GUY FOR 5 YRS SO REALLII. LMAO->Snazziii**...: men*]->Snazziii**...: no i am the one using you as free entertainment...you know kinda like the med in your lifeSnazziii**...: UR THE ONE FEEDING I
There are wars over God...well religion, whatever. Are there wars over satan? If not, why is he such a bad guy then? He didnt get kicked out of heaven he left! It was god afterall that made the apple, AND the snake...and the trees to produce the apple and the blah blah blah I know I know the devil coaxed whatsherface to eat that apple (damn bitch cus now I have to suffer too!) yet if they were made in Gods creation.....
what a waste!
· friend Pedro El Loco got five across the lips by the Pimp Hand of Ziggy St...!
he's not even online...
Tuesday Is It!
Graduation is tomorrow (June 23) and it marks a graduation of sorts for me too. After a 30+ year teaching career (yeah, I'm one of those weirdos who graduated from both high school and college early), I have to call it quits; long story, but it has to do with contract language.
So now, what to do. I already have 4 offers to conduct different musical ensembles. I need some time to "recharge my batteries", so to speak, so I will take some time to decide which one to accept. However, I will NOT just be sitting around all day...lol! I still have fun coaching one of my son's baseball teams and watch him play on 2 others. We are into all-star season for the team I coach and our first game is Sunday.
As far as the "Fu" is concerned, as soon as I get some time, I am gonna celebrate my retirement here by running an auto and blowing up a TON of chit...lol. The question is, when will time permit? Nevertheless, I have a great group of friends here and I guess I'm just giving ya'll a head
So I have a job interview tomorrow afternoon. Yay me! It's for an assistant manager position at a shoe store. I am wearing a skirt for the interview. The heat index is supposed to be 110 freaking degrees when I go for my interview. Ugh. So I am not sure if it would be tacky to not wear panty hose. I am wearing closed toed shoes but they are sling backs. Pantyhose are so god awful hot and the a/c is out on my jeep. Advice please!!
Gary Jules-Mad World
All around me are familiar faces Worn out places Worn out faces Bright and early for the daily races Going no where Going no where Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression No expression Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow No tomorrow No tomorrow And I find I kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I�m dying are the best I�ve ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When people run in circles its a very very Mad world Mad world Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy birthday Happy birthday And I feel the way that every child should Sit and listen Sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me No one new me Hello teacher tell me what�s my lesson Look right through me Look right through me And I find I kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I�m dying are the best I�ve ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When pe
You are amazing.
I miss you.
Do you think of me?
I hope you're happy.
I'm glad you've moved on.
I wish we still talked.
Things would be different if I could make them that way.
You're really not as great as you think you are.
I love you, far more than you could possiblly imagine.
Lacuna Coil - Falling
Stained, looking at my handsI talk with these linesIt's not the answerI'm crying and I now I knowLooking the skyI search for an answerSo free, free to beI'm not another liarI just want to be myself...myselfAnd now the beat inside of meIs a sort of a cold breeze and I'veNever any feeling insideAround me...I Bring my bodyCarry it into another worldI know I live...but like a stone I'm falling downDamned, looking into the skyI can feel this rainRight now it's falling on meFly, I just want to flyLife is all mineSome days I cry alone,But I know I'm not the only oneI see that another day is goneI don't want to die...Please be here when I arrive, don't die...please
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.1. I've been told I'm an angry eater. One friend said I look like I am actually KILLING my food and another said he'd rather be waterboarded than watch me eat.2. I have soft flat soles on my feet cause I never go barefoot; my Indian buddy gave me an Indian name "Walks Carefully On Gravel" cause of the way I purposely and slowly take each specific step, while wincing in pain.3. I can accurately measure 1 tsp in the palm of my hand, which I do constantly when fixing my coffee at work.4. I talk to and curse at inanimate objects all the time. If I drop a tool I will have called it a useless fucking cunt before it even hits the floor.5. I c
go rate her and stuff cuz all her points come to me cuz she altruized me for the next 12 hours and i need them
Stolen From Lipstick..kinda
winners get a slap on the ass and "good game"
1. What is my first name?
2. What is my favorite color?
3. Am I married, divorced, single or seperated?
4. How many kids do I have?
5. What type of music do I listen to the most?
6. What was my first car?
7. Do I have tatoos?
8. Am I a smoker?
9. Do i prefer the t.v. or to read?
Last Thoughts On Fake Lil Southern Cutie...
..apparently this question is good enough to get blocked by a fake because she did after I asked this question….
…Points to observe. It’s here for real friends. Then why no salute or pictures of herself? Where’s the salute? What happened to the Canadian chick she stole pics from claiming it was her? Unstable. Sorry if it messaged you with this creepy message above. This was too good not to share. Enjoy and it’s safe to say we can close this one out and add it to the “busted” file….peace…
Stalker Fake Profile 8-8-2009
Profile #3 email #2
"with those statuses of yours- A Psychiatrist would SURLY give you some HEAVY Anti-Psychotic, delusional meds, Pierre !!!WTF is wrong with you, Psycho ??????THINK ANYONE TRULY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT U HERE ??? ABOUT YOUR SO PATHETIC, STUPID STATUSES ??? NOW KEEP COUNTING, KEEP WHORING YOURSELF TO THE LOWEST POINT OF ATTENTION, THAT'S THE ONLY WAY U KNOW, OBVIOUSLY !!!!!!CALL ME STALKER, PSYCHOTIC, CALL ME ANYTHING- I ALSO DON'T GIVE A SHIT, AS I'M ONLY TRYING TO GIVE U THE SHAKE OF YOUR LIFE & SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF !!!!!!!! GET A LIFE, PIERRE, U DO HAVE 1 OR 2 THINGS TO OFFER TO THE REAL WORLD.... What are you so afraid of ??????So stupid & poor, feel so sorry for you, really.... And you're SURE I'm your enemy....... Crazy Psycho !!!Now Go change it to #3..... Fuck, you could have been a somebody, Pierre, you keep digging your grave for yourself- WTG !!!!U better also look-up those terms you use in your statuses, like Psychotic episodes, as they actually describe.....
So my really good friend, WhatsHisName, needs some fubucks. He's going for the spotlight. I have some fu-bucks to send him, but not nearly enough. I was thinking maybe I could "sell" something. I'm not sure what, but yeah. So you tell me what you want, and if it's possible, I'll do it..for a price. You can send the Bucks to me or to him.
If you just want to send him some bucks for the hell of it, yanno, because my friends are just awesome like that...here's his link.
Ugh, it won't work. So here's the link, just copy and paste it. Blah.
To Throw Away Or Not
Imma sitting here going through stuff to either sell on Ebay/Craigs List, give away, or trash....
& Imma having a hard time letting go of stuff....
Since imma alittle buzzed.. it's all going in to the keep pile!
What is one item you own that you really should throw away....
but probably never will!?!?!?!?!
hope ya'll had a good weekend
and peace baby
Cats In The Cradle...
My dad isnt a very emotional guy. When our grandmother (his mom) passed away I dont even ever remember seeing him cry a single tear.
I dont remember us doing anything with him while growing up. It was always with my mom. When we finished school, there was no hug or even a handshake or him saying "Im proud of you" just a kinda... nod that he does when he sees something he likes. All I ever remember seeing him do was kiss my mom on the cheek when he came home, so effection wasnt a big thing from him either.
I was talking to my mom today and she had said that last night, my dad had a few more in him than usual and was talking, which he never does. He said he's a lil upset that we (the boys) dont bother with him. And at first I was like, "what the hell, we come in, say hi, BS for a bit then go out with my mom somewhere" But she meant actually DO something with him. But what the hell can we do with him? He doesnt go to movie theatres, when we ask if he wants to get a bite to eat with us
Fubar School 101 : Friends List Manager Trick
People always ask me random questions that they can’t get answers to around here so with that in mind I bring you this….So lately I see that people have gotten emo over their friends list, who‘s on who‘s not why are there a bazillion dead / fake / drone / spy accounts on it and what to do and how to manage your list. With this in mind I bring you this novel fact about Fubar you may or may not have known. I actually found out thanks to Bright Eyed Artist. Want to clean out the dead weight in your account and get a much more accurate number of actual friends you have? Go to my friends, see all, then click the last number on the amount of pages you have ( for example it says on the left 1, you start at the number on the right, for example 1100.) Click on that number and start hitting “previous” until you get down to the last page. You will notice your friend count drop drastically since the dead pages are being eliminated from the count. It works I did it for awhile today myself…
Lets Have An Intelligent Conversation....
This saturday I am going to post a blog to spark some intelligent conversation. Well at least I hope it will spark some decent conversations. Hope to see you all there.
This is an actual text conversation between myself and my son tonight:
Him: You never forwarded me Toxicity
Me: You seriously just texted me from your bedroom?
Him: Yeah I'm lazy
Mumm within a blog - should I beat the shit out of him or just take his phone?
Yeah it has been awhile since i wrote a blog,but i`ve got a few things to vent on so here goes.
Ok,are ppl seriously that blind on here that they can not tell if someone is real or not? I mean for real come on now. They have hundreds of pics of themselves yet no salute,if they are actually taking these so called pics they can take a damn salute pic. Or they have 3 to 8 pics and use the same pic over and over for things,hello...wake up. Or like this lady i came across the other day she had all these so called pics of herself and someone had wanted a salute so she makes one with a stuffed animal the woman is nowhere to be found and she uploaded it with a cell phone,,DUHH!!!! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!! If they cant put their face in it then obviuosly its not them. And ppl on here blow money on these fucks. WTF are you thinking seriously..what are you thinking im sure some of us would like to know. Are you blowing money on them for the same reason they are using others pics?
Tongue Tied And Twisted...
I'm an idiot.
I hate the fact that my mouth doesn't work. I can think. I think that I think pretty darn good most of the time. And I have no problem translating that through my fingers. Once I get the words started, they flow pretty smoothly (though I am not writing a 150 page novel this month Alix. Or trying to. No freakin way).
My problem is when I have to actually get the words and ideas out of my mouth. I don't know what happens. Face to face with someone I'm comfortable with I really have no problem. If it's someone I don't know, or if it's on the phone, I can't function. The thoughts don't come, or I stumble and stutter one thought over the next. I even do it with family members on the phone. I hate uncomfortable silences with a passion.
It's goddam frustrating, especially when I really want to communicate.
The funny part is that it's a large part of my job. I have to make phone calls to retrieve information every day. I don't like it, but I never have the same
What The Hell Happened .....
because I am getting many many messages asking this ..... here is the run down
posted an innocent mumm
put a voting option as blow me ( should have done blowing in the wind )
mumm was removed and I got banned
immediatley I could not comment from this acct
no one is telling me why I am banned
I see no point in fubar if I cant raise hell in the mumms
therefore my alter ego Helly will take my place for now
I hate surprises...especially ones I should have seen coming.
I hate that stomach dropping feeling.
I hate when I get that feeling over something I shouldn't get it from.
Brain and body refuse to work together. At east it doesn't take long for brain to re-assert itself and bring order back to the internal chaos.
I might get spotlight this weekend. I have some very generous friends. I had no idea I would get that much so quickly. I'm at 20 million already. wOOt!
The job sucks today. Just fixing other people's mistakes all morning.
"Set a pen to a dream, and the colour drains from it" - H.P. Lovecraft
*puts cap back on pen*
The worst part of this website is the lack of a "hold hands" feature. Words just fail horribly sometimes.
I really wasn't planning to blog today...random fucking nonsense is all I have. Well, random fucking nonsense for the reader. I know what all this babbling means...
My insides aren't meant for the outside.
I'm quickly runni
Random Thoughts By Deacon
well since this site has been getting slower lately and all... i got to thinking.... the days of buying a couple outos for the weekends and doing the whole "get leveled" thing arent going to yeild 5 million points any more...but even if they did, at 23,200,000 points from oracle @ 5 million points for 2 week ends every other month...it would take my self quite a few months to even get close...
so im wondering if i should quit my job and start on this right away... maybe i can mold my peen and start selling it on the internet as the pocket buddy...
and what the hell is up with the lack of mumms...
i made margaritas last night with my new blender...and the kids had orange juice snow balls...( aka icees)
lately ive lost about 40 people on my friends list and i only know who the people i deleted were...people are deleting accounts a lot...
my facebook friends list is looking more like my fubar friends list
at sun set last night the temerature dropped about 20 degre
From Bottom To Top, Some People Just Dont Get It... Lmao
Venus: wow, you are one slow son of a bitch arnt ya?
Domino: talk dirty to me
Venus: good for oyu
Domino: ive got it all babe
Venus: well unless you have the girth to go with it, you have nothing to show for babe
Domino: whats that mean
Venus: i kinda figured, congrats to you, ever tried to satisfy a Blue Whale?
Domino: its bigger when its hard
Venus: huh? english please
Domino: that soft u dont wont to know hard
Venus: ha, baby, I have 9 inches avalible at any time here at home, so id prolly laugh at it
Domino: what could u do with 8 and a half inches of cock
Domino: i dont know
I Hate This Crap
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. NOOOOOOOOOO You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Pick your Artist: Manowar
Are you a male or female? King of Kings
Describe yourself: Warlord
How do you feel: Hail and Kill
Describe where you currently live: Valhalla
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Kingdom Come
Your favorite form of transportation: Ride the Dragon
Your bestfriend is: Dark Avenger
You and your best friends are: Gods of War
What's the weather like: Black Wind, Fire and Steel
Favorite time of day: The Dawn of Battle
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Kill With PowerWhat is life to you: Blood of My EnemiesYour current relationship: Death Tone
BECOMING AN ECS MEMBER:
In order to become an ECS member, you MUST have a salute legible salute approved by Fubar. If you do not have one, you will be required to create one before you we can add your picture to our albums.
Upon receiving our invite and you agreeing to join ECS, "ECS Prospect" MUST be added to your name. Once this is done, we will rip a picture to our ECS Prospect folder and will remain in that folder until the following has been completed.
You MUST FAN, ADD and RATE our top 7 members found in our family as well as all of ECS members. The group is growing every day and to fan, add and rate all ECS members is time consuming. We understand this but, until you have completed this, ALL ECS PROSPECTS will remain a prospect.
The ECS homepage should be added to either your top friends or family.
After completing the above, please contact the us via private message or through the shoutbox letting us know that you have done and completed the above. Once we have confirme
Reasons Why I Should Probably Not Drink So Much...#1
So Friday night I went out to the bar and met up with one of my oldest friends I haven't seen in forever. While I was waiting, I was sexually harassing my bartender (you would too, trust me), and having some shots of SoCo.
So at some time during the night of sexually harassing Kevin (YUM!) and dancing with my friend's husband (who can pop it like a stripper), I met this guy and gave him my number. So he calls me tonight, and mind you I don't know his name, can't for the life of me remember meeting him, but apparently we have a date Friday. And he wants me to like meet his family and shit Friday night as well. WHAT THE FUCK?!
I seriously have to talk to my bartenders about letting me talk to random guys while drinking whiskey. Because I am fairly certain all I was thinking about was molesting my bartender.
I should probably scale back the drinks a bit huh?
My Fufamily Tree... So Far....
This blog is mostly for my own record keeping, but please enjoy :p
FuSisters: Miss Vanima, Witchie
My First Lady: Moet, aka Alexa
FuBrothers: Papi, Kins (from alternate reality)
Royal Pain in my FuAsseth: Bludgeon
FuWifey: Klover, I adore her and so should you DAMNITZ!!!
FuAdopted daughter: Klover and I adopted Jasmine. Scary, I know....
Passion's Fire: Jasmine's Nanny, God bless her!
First FuBaby momma: Russian Foxx gave me JDW
Second FuBaby momma: Pixie gave me... ummm... I forget his name and she sent him away for a better life.
Third FuBaby momma: Wicked gave me Jai Jr... and then SAT on him (RIP Jai Jr)
Fourth FuBaby momma-to-be: Pixie. We hope it's a girl cuz we want to name her "Pixai". Unfortunately, she's always WORKING thus we never get any play-time *pouts*
K, I think that's all....
...I hope :p
You should be happy...
You should know that you can never have "then" again, and that that's really okay...
You should know that the faith placed in your abilities is not misguided...
You should know that you are missed terribly...
You should know that our conversations helped me just as much if not more than they helped you...
You should know there is more than one way to look at things and that your own eyes don't always see the whole picture...
You should know that I'd have been broken without you...
You should know that I trust you...
You should know that you can trust me...
You should know that you're on my mind all the time...
You should know that you mean the world to me...
You should know that you're beautiful no matter what...
You should smile more often...
You should know that I think you're pretty amazing...
You should know there is always room in the tree for you...
You should stick around...
You should know yo
Embarrassing But Funny
Ok... so this is embarrassing but funny so I'm gonna share it anyway. Figured if I can laugh at myself, you all might as well too. Wednesday I noticed that my black pullover was covered in dog hair on the front so being out of those sticky rollers you'd normally use I grabbed the vacuum cleaner. I attached the hand held upholsery tool with the spinning brush thinking... well it IS made for removing dog hair from furniture. Yeah... so... I proceed to vacuum the front of my shirt while still wearing it.
Well it worked great, the dog hair was all but gone .... when suddenly my OWN hair got caught in the upholsery tool's spin brush. And I know what you're thinking... ouccchhhh.... well... no... THAT part actually didn't hurt. But when the upholsery tool quickly shot UP my hair and hit me in the mouth, splitting the inside of my bottom lip open so that I actually required stitches... well THAT did hurt.
Yeah... How many people you know can actually injure themselves removing dog hair f
World War Z
So I read this over the past few days, and genuinely one of the most astonishing genre novels I've ever read. As the cover states, "an oral history of the zombie war", it's basically the story of Earth facing a global crisis consisting of the dead rising to eat brains and stuff, but instead of a straight novel, it's instead presented as a factual collection of interviews with survivors that piece together to form a history of the crisis. While this approach does sacrifice a certain amount of tension, dispensing with the usual tricks of horror writing and coming over very disapssionately, what it gains in return is an absolutely convincing sense of how our world would respond to such a crisis. The detail, and moreover the choice of how and when to reveal the detail, and when to let you fill in the gaps yourself, make not only for an air of authenticity that defies belief when considering the subject matter, but makes for as finely crafted a work of fiction as I've ever read. It i
I Should Have Listened...
...Witty told me not to go to the support lounge yesterday. I should have listened. I was just frustrated to the point of trying anything, and I was not thinking clearly and analytically.
This revolves around the blog I posted yesterday about being on here for 3 years. A fairly trite blog and a trivial thing to get upset about, but I had written it and I wanted it out there.
Every time I tried to post this blog I received an "invalid html" error. This immediately set off a small alarm considering it lacked any html whatsoever. I pasted it off of notepad like I do with most of my blogs (you lose one long blog to the great Fubar grinding gears and you learn to have a copy elsewehere).
I did some test blogs to make sure it wasn't a system issue...I even re-typed the entire thing directly onto the website in case there was something happening with the ctrl-c / ctrl-v. Always the same error came back and frustration was setting in. When I get frustrated, I stop thinking. I just
Okay a friend told Me to blog cause she was bored out of her mind. Okay I am bored as well so I said yes.So, can someone explain to Me, why am I, an Atheist have been defending a religion for over fours to a another group of religious who demonized it. I am speaking of a few Christians who saw it fit to demonize Islam as a religion of hate… While I may be Atheist I do hate hypocrites, so when met with religious text both speak of death, and love so makes none any better than the other.Don’t know what else to put hm I am listening to My youtube oldies play list and now Nina Simone I put a spell on you is playing.. I am reading Black Kettle: The Cheyenne Chief who sought peace but found war.. normally I would be done with this but I forgot about it in the rotation so just picked it back up when doing this blogOne of My favorite websites http://innerdepravity.com/ has been shut down because the DUMB FUCK Canadian law is charging him.. with what the fuck is CRIMES AGAINST MORA
Just Like Alway This Is A Blooming Rant
Just one of those days huh... been getting a fair few of these days recently, one thing after another and just begs the question is just annoying the fuck out of me. I deleted a good chunk of people from my family and friend’s people that only want YOU to rate them and not the other way around... I mean how fucking hard is it to return a rate IF rates are what your after? Wake the fuck up... I know a good lot of you are not here for point’s lol YOU lot stay on my family and friends because you’re actually my friends... but the rest of you... stop bitching that you’re not getting rates... I don’t give a flying fuck really and if I have to see that shit all day I’m just going to delete your fucking ass real quick! Been getting angry more and more lately... don’t know why for sure... there are many reasons but none point to the bigger picture, like point whores though sometimes fun to talk to recently they get more and more selfish... they ask for
Some Insight Since I Get Asked So Often As To Why Im Not On In The Evenings'wknds
Ok im gonna make this quick as to why
1. 3yrs ago this fathers day..dad had his bike wreck that left him with a Traumatic Brain Injury...so he is pretty much like having a group of 6yr olds...thus, why i moved essentially into the house next door to them to help mom out as i am the only sibling in the area....
2. had to put Grandma into a home last year due to her severe stroke..i had bought her a home 3 doors down from me...so i have 2 mortgages to pay and all the fixings that come with home ownership..and also go to see her everyday
3. im having kid number 4...soooooooooooooooo my plate is full with being a daddy and the woman always works afternoons..sooooooooooooo
well thats pretty much why
This is in answer to a couple of things that were raised with me today...I didn't explain very well at the time so...
When my uncle lived, he had a lil house, mortgaged. Car and motorbike, not paid off. No wife. No kids. A...varied...career. The only woman he'd loved, he'd met when she already had cancer and he looked after her for six months until she died. To outward appearances, a decidedly average, nothing life...observers would probably have felt sorry for him or, if he was on fubar, probably mocked him.
When he died, there was literally standing room only at his funeral. Over 500 people from all over the country had dropped everything mid-week, not for appearances, but for him. 500 true mourners. We had to minimise who could speak so we didn't have a day-long service. People who had not seen him in ten years came up to me afterwards and told me of the things he had done for them. One-off kindnesses that they had never forgotten.
In the eulogy I focused on what he had meant
**FYI** His profile says he lives in TX and his status claims he in now in Memphis. This will explain why I'm referring to both of them.
D2HELL: not gonna get idnto who could whomp who thats shits stupid so good night was almost fun chatting with you
D2HELL: lmao so you think
Suga Lips: Well, you'd be the first dumb one so you've got that going for you
D2HELL: i am not the usual guy
Suga Lips: he's a big guy, people don't generally fuck with him
D2HELL: i would duck lmao
Suga Lips: Yeah...he'd punch you in the face, so...no
D2HELL: well if he gets mad will just leave him then lmao
Suga Lips: lol I doubt that
It's time for my fu-friends to ask advice if they need to. (This is for Dud who was whining he missed the 1st blog.)
Fu-Abby is here.
Lost In Translation
I like my brother in law very much. He is very smart. One of the ways he gets people to like him, despite being way more smarter than them, is by using a special nonthreatening language. My sister often translates for me.
Bro-in-law: I think that bag of quarters is in the glove compartment.
translation: Get the quarters.
Bro-in-law: This looks like a good spot.
translation: park here.
Bo-in-law: i never heard that before.
translation: OMG you idiot! You have no idea how the world works.
Since I have a slight public relations issue (translation: all those beauty school skanks fucking hate me) at school I thought i would adopt his methods and see how they work for me.
Today we were doing lash and brow tinting. You have to be really carefull with this stuff because it will stain the skin on contact. My usual partner was absent today so I went with this other chick hoping she would be as careful with my face as I would be with hers.
While she was tinting my lashes with super fas
I've just discovered it so much easier to suck on a lollie without teeth!
Oysters, Pasta, And Eggplant Bruschetta
Yeah... this rocks...
12 whole oysters, washed, shucked, and sitting on the half-shell.
2 cups coarse breadcrumbs
1 Cup Ginger Ale
2 TBSP Minced Garlic
Black Pepper to taste
2 TBSP Chili Sauce
1/2 cup of cream
1/2 stick room temperature butter
1 cup shredded cheese (Jack, Mozzarella, or American)
Lots of rock salt
Enough Angel Hair pasta (uncooked) for 4 people
1 cup water, 1 cup milk
2 TBSP Flour
2 TBSP butter
1 TBSP minced garlic
1 TBSP Italian seasoning
1 Medium Eggplant
3 Medium Tomatoes, seeded and chopped
2 TBSP Minced fresh Basil
1 TBSP Minced fresh rosemary
1 Cup Shredded Mozzarella Cheese
2 TBSP Shredded Parmesan Cheese
Make sure you thoroughly scrub your oysters with a nylon prush before shucking them. This removes the mud and debris that is naturally part of a fresh oyster. CAREFULLY use an oyster knife to open them. (Please do not use a kitchen knife.... this is a wonderful way to lose the use of your hand)
I'm thinking I won't be going to uni this year.
Atleast next year I will be doing the subjects that I actually want to, English lit and maybe re-take History although my teacher says that's still debatable because she wasn't happy with the way the exam was marked.
And I should watch the news more often, apparently this year is the first time ever where the amount of applicants for uni was waaaaaaaay over than places available...bollocks. I always assumed in UK as long as you got the money you can pretty much go to uni...er I guess not.
When I got my results yesterday I did pretty well at holding myself together I think, I didn't give too much away...wway too many press around anyway. I even managed to smile and hug my friends who did well.
I also got a reality check...yeaaaaaa I should stop expecting things to come easily to me lulz. I blame school, there it was so easy to pass and be clever but now I know I kinda have to put a bit more effort in and not just expect to be naturally
I've been watching "Say Yes to the Dress" for nearly an hour now.
I'm really starting to regret my impulse to destroy my remote control last night.
Can someone please please please come over and flip channels for me? Please?
A Statement To The General Public
This isn't high school and this isn't my diary .
This blog Isn't about anyone in particular. Don't be so vain . I'll keep it simple.
If i have problems with some one, I wont sugar coat it . I also wont make it public . If we cant come to a solution , no need to make a scene about. i'll move on. its fucking fubar. I expect the same .
I get the feeling the word "Drama" gets thrown around alot on here. If youre blogging about it, youre fueling the "drama". If you dont like me , that's fine . Just keep your mouth shut about me . I promise i'll do the same . I have the whole time .
It's almost like speaking your mind is a fucking crime on here. Unless you buy them bling .
I cant stress this enough , I'm not here to hold grudges , fight or be Keyboard hero . Outside this place and outside of work , there's a whole different world . Civilization.You should get out there and experience it.
Anything you've heard about me , is most likely bull shit . If I've never had c
Png Finds Me Exciting
I start this with the disclaimer that PNG's ship has sailed. Besides the fact that she's dating someone else, I found out she supports a tea party candidate, so yeah, uh no.
But, even though we'll never dance, I am still awesome, because I just am. Occassionally when I make trips to the communal candy jar, I may grab one for PNG, because I'm just a nice guy. Plus its on top of a cubicle wall in the I/T hole and she cant reach.
Today, I grabbed her one and left it on her desk on my way back. She came over to tell me "You don't know how excited I was when I found that!"
It's almost as if the poor girl has never experienced awesomeness. I feel bad for her, too bad she didnt know how to recognize it when she had a shot at it.
Trail Mix And Douchebags.
Apparently I have an affinity for trail mix and douchebags.
The trail mix part I get....how can you go wrong when you put peanuts, raisins and m&ms together? honestly! throw some sunflower nuts in there and you have a slice of heaven....oh and w/ cashews?? even better!
but the douchebag part....I dunno...I even attract them in Buffalo.....had a guy telling me he'd move to Minnesota for me....and when I reminded him he hadn't even asked for my number he said "Thanks for reminding me!" and instead of taking out his phone he grabbed a handful of breast....*sigh*.....I'll stick to the trail mix.
We All Have At Least One... What's Yours?
Todays question is simple...
What is your most humiliating/gross/shocking/embarrassing moment during a sexual experience?
As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.
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Can men and women truly be ONLY friends, without one of them thinking of it becoming more at some point? If you have a friend of the opposite sex and are in a relationship, do you believe there are any "rules" that should be followed that differ from your same sex friends? Do you think that your partner has a right to be jealous or suspicious? And what can you do to ease these feelings?
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Wake Up And Smell The Douchebag
I spent a few hours in traffic court tonight. One of the best things about Traffic Court is the melange of people you get to see. The sixty'ish old ladies ticketed for texting while driving, to the mullet adorned for having illegal mods on his truck.
While I am sitting there quietly, the guy behind me is talking to his girlfriend quite loudly. He's discussing his future funds, how he needs to buy a controller for like $120, and he owes his mom $50 for his kids diaper. He said he still needs to go to the dollar store to buy his daughter a late birthday present. Then they continue to talk about how they are going to decorate their place when they move in together.
So I am thinking to myself, wow. This girl doesn't seem to put together how shabbily he treats his daughter, the dollar store? Yeah I understand she is a baby, hence the diapers, but if you treat the one person that you created and depends on you for everything like that...
Yet this not unattractive girl doesn't do t
I was tagged in this note on Facebook. I figured I might as well post it here, too. Carry on!
Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here. Instructions: Copy this into your blog. Bold those books you've read in their entirety, italicize the ones you started but didn't finish or read an excerpt.
I clearly need to read more often. There are far too many books listed below that I should have read by now, and that I would really love to enjoy. Regarding many of the titles in bold, I have read them, but could probably not carry on a lengthy discussion in their honor due to the fact the last time I truly enjoyed them, I was most likely in Junior High. I need to get on my ass (yes, on) and crack more of these open. Especially since the ones I have italicized, I actually own. Pure laziness on my part. I must make amends!
It does somewhat sadden me that The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe made the list. Not
Hi..i'm Here Adore Me
So,... Yeah, sorry I have been MIA
Between work and hanging with my friend that popped into town for the holidays...well..I haven't had much time to do anything lol
I know for a fact I was missed by one person...he texted me and told me so
The rest of you with my cell :P
Those that don't have it and missed me...well email me or something lol
How was your Christmas? What's neW?
Cos Everyone Is Doing One!
And cos I remember Crazy Lips said she'd like to know more about me. :)
1. Do you like chinese food?
I hate the food of my countrymen! Neh only joking, of course I do. I like the REAL kind and sometimes the junk you get in takeaways too.
2. How big is your bed?
Single...but remember a British/European single is smaller than an American single.
3. Is your room clean?
It's messy...I have a lot of stuff.
4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
5. Favorite comedian?
Stephen Fry although technically I'm not sure if he's a comedian.
6. Do you smoke?
PURPLE HAZE YO! (Amsterdam)
7. Does anyone like you?
I hope so!
8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Who?10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
I haz nightie, can't wear shorts/bottoms though. Always wake up with a wedgie.
11. Who sleeps with you every night?
12. Do long distance relationships work?
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
14. Pancakes or French T
Europeans Legalized Bestiality?
Someone just said this on one of my deviant art pic
“.Right now,Liberals are working hard to legalized Gay Marriage,and arguing that it won't lead to other perversions,such as Legalized Beastiality.However,in some European Countries”
Um… something you Europeans want to tell me about you guys legalizing bestiality?
SO... do I really need to worry that my fighting for the legalizing of gay rights means America will legalizing bestiality?
Sometimes I wonder about the arguments of American conservatives.
..was told to blog ..so I fucking blogged..
Now talk amongst yourselves mortals!
I Shanked At Fubar...
Soooo yesterday was fun...ha. Anyways, thanks for Bama for the God Mode, etc that was nice of her. Sorry I didn't get back to everyone I think I actually hit 20 million in various forms. Crazy! Anyways, I had a big fat ol Fubar fail yesterday right. So the new levels came out in the morning and I was like oh wow I might actually be like yanno, one of the first few people to get to at least a 46 right? Welp, so i run around doing all the stuff just figured I'd activate the God Mode and it would also include the boomerang requirement, guess what. Shank! lol. It doesn't. So yeah, even people that have been here forever can shank at Fubar. Am I mad? No, it's actually pretty funny. I just figured I'd share a personal fail with you all. See, even I can screw up...lol..pass along the info for future level 46's to be...have a Happy Memorial Day weekend and peace..
I'm flying to Atlanta, tomorrow. Bright and early, 6am flight on Delta.
There, I will be loading and configuring software in a welding robot, programming parts, and going to my hotel to pass-out and program more parts in the morning. I fly home late Thursday.
I also hope to meet a couple friends of mine from an occult message board we used to be on. I've known them for the better part of the last 6 years or so and still talk all the time on twitter. That's where everyone migrated to.
My blogs are hella interesting today, don't you think? lol
I Have A Problem
I am letting something that a guy said make me go backwards in my journey to a healthy me.
Basically he told me I was too fat to date, which would spur most people to lose weight..
It's actually making me revert back to my poor eating habits, making excuses not to walk, or run
I need someone, anyone to slap the shit outta me.
Giving Thanks To Our Military
So, We hereby give a Fubar Salute to honor the soldiers, the men and women of Our United States Armed Forces. We altruize them as they themselves are altruistic and courageous as they perform their many tasks. A Huge Thank You goes out to ALL!!
I would like to take this time to personally thank all service people for all you do. Thank you xoxoxo
For those who has not followed any of the blogs We will be running two Godmodes for the 50 soldiers that has been added to my family. This is a joint effort, first my original family agreed to this, plus each of the 50 soldiers were adopted out. (There is an album in my pictures with names and links of everyone who has helped to make this happen. Some adopted some gave credits or both. I personally would like to thank all of them, for with out you none of this could take place. So Thank you each and everyone of you for coming together for the Soldiers ..x0x0x0x0
Adopted meaning the person who adopted them, will alturize them, give them d
From My Heart .... As We Approach The Holidays
Over this year that has passed as well as many before, I have came to relize that time has changed us all ..a little more scorn a little less loving ,As i listen to to where are you christmas from faith hill i cant help but cry just a lil , not because im sad but because i feel it so strongly Why as adults do we forget the carefree person we once were ... can we ever really return to innocence as 2012 approches , the mayans predicted a new enlightment , my hope is that maybe just maybe me and my loved ones rather its friends fam etc..I wish this for u all as well can try to find that innocence we once had .. as this holiday season rolls in lets all try to find that happy christmas ,or what ever your holiday is ... feeling the warmth the smiles the way eggnog on ur nose makes u giggle at u and ur friends enjoy ur season I HEART U ALL ....godbless
Tweaks To Mumms..
i'm about to enable some changes to the mumm feature. i'm sure some people will piss and moan, and perhaps 1 or 2 people will like it. either way, this is just a heads up. :-)
it'll cost 100 cherry bucks to post a mumm.
the poster of the mumm will get cherry bucks everytime someone votes on the mumm.
you'll receive cherry bucks everytime you vote on a mumm.
everytime someone bitches at me for doing this i'll kill a kitten. thanks, happy presidents day!! :-D
EDIT: woops almost forgot. you'll also see a 'favorite mumms' box near the recent mumms box on all the mumm pages. this box contains a list of mumms you've recently been active in (either viewing, commenting, or voting), so that you can easily find them again.
This thing with NSFW has to stop people are geting flaged left right and center this is ridiculous tis is suposed to be an adult site personaly all my folders are set to friands only so to see them u need to be on my friands list they not open to the public at all.
Now my friands that agrées with me are geting flaged fo no reasons i created a folder named what is nsfw bout it for anion wishing to put a pic in it that was wrongly flaged . Wren fit joigne this site it was fun you could make friands and have a blast now i can’t even crase tags for people with out woundering if they will be flaged.
I dont mind if i make a mistake and load an explicit tag in my defeuillé by accident but in restricted folders it’s ridiculous as its not open to the pubic at all. I’m not bashing no one in particular but this nonsence and unfairness has to stop. I brought 40 people to this site now i’m woundering we are all aboie 18 or supused to be .
We made a morph to show how ridiculous this t
Spokenword(video Blog) : Slavery Incorporated By Marq
In this rendition, I fight submission
With every fiber of my being
Hell no, I won’t listen or succumb to a submissive
By the power that you’re welding
You are not superior, this is purely circumstantial
Just lucky you do not suffer these financial
Bills & debts that plague us meager
Yet we are stronger, & you are weaker
Cause, if we switched places, you would just die
Oh dear god I can’t live on 225.00
Praying on your knees you would rave & writhe
Have a pity party & commit suicide
So ashamed that you fell from the upper classes
Dying a poor self-righteous pompous bastard
I’d even engrave that in your tombstone
Jus to announce & make known
To future generations so they can all see
That you sir were the epitome of the gluttonous & greedy
Yea me?I found myself falling into that same abyss
But I saved myself from joining you prick
It was when my constitution was weak & my morale was low
This blaze of passion was subsiding so
I caught myself b
Mumm Information And Penalty Info
MuMMers...as per Scrapper's Instructions: PLEASE READ!
First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog.
1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama.
2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legitimate questions asking for advice from our community. The format is self explanatory. Do not deviate from the format or your MuMM will be deleted.
3. MuMMs are NOT the bulletin board, Stash, photo gallery or your own personal blog to rant. MuMMs are not meant to perpetuate drama towards another user or the s
List # 2 Of Club F.a.r. Members As Of Dec. 06, 2007
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US.
I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU...
BiBabyGirl ~CLUB F.A.R.~ & SHADOW LEVELER@ fubar
~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. #1 Team CPT~H.O.F.Fu Angels~ Fu Cruise~@ fubar
~*~Christine aka ♥SweetAngel♥@ fubar
Ms. Mona Doll@ fubar
ßãÐ Gî®L 4 LîFê ãKã LãÐý ®ãGË ~†~ Member Of Club F.A.R. (&) I.B.N. ~†~@ fubar
Lounge Etiquette For Those Who Dont Know
just like anywhere in the world you need etiquette to be able to survive, you also need them in lounges so you dont accidentally do something that might get you silenced banned or ejected from a lounge..
#1 READ the lounge rules before you type, all lounges are diffrent
#2 dont push your RELIGIOUS views on others,not everyone is the same religion and in the end we will all find out who is right, so keep it that way,
#3 ABSOLUTLY DO NOT come into a lounge asking if your dj's can come dj for you, its disrespectful and should be done in a sb.. (for those who dont know a sb is a shoutbox)
#4 LOUNGES are ment to be fun, not ment to drag your personal REAL life drama into , keep that in RL not online.. We all wanna talk and get to know you but we dont need to have the first impression that your a attention seeker,
#5If you don't like the music being played you can always make a request.. most lounges on here have live djs most of the time and song requests
Family List # 1
HERE ARE THE LINKS TO EVERYONE IN OUR FAMILY PLEASE BE SURE THAT YOU VISIT EVERYONES PAGE AND RATE THEIR PAGE FAN THEM AND ADD THEM AS A FRIEND LETS SHOW EVERYONE WHAT
*NATIVE AMERICAN PRIDE*
IS ALL ABOUT WE ARE GROWING BY THE DAY AND THANK YOU ALL FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU HAVE SHOWN .
A REMINDER TO PLEASE READ THE FAMILY RULES EVERYTHING THERE IS A MUST IF YOU DO NOT FEEL LIKE YOU CAN HANDLE IT THEN THEIR WILL BE NO NEED TO MOVE FORWARD .
misticbreeze member Native American Pride @ fubar
N.A.P~ blueeyed cherokee princess~N.A.P@ fubar
Φ†í§ღ - N.A.P. and BLS Arkansas Chapter member@ fubar
»-(¯`v´¯)-» slavedolphin »-(¯`v´¯)-» ~"babygirl" ~ Proud Member Of ~ N.A.P. ~ Spankers ~@ fubar
angelwingz25~ N.A.P Family~Fu_Angel
Prop 420, The U.s. H.e.m.p. Act (release Copy)
The U.S. H.E.M.P. Act
United States Homeland Economic Management Provisions Act
A proposition initiative by Kenneth N. Bykerk, Citizen (ConquerorWyrm@hotmail.com)
Section 1: Medicinal Marijuana
PURPOSE: To allow for patient prescribed use, cultivation and possession for personal medicinal use of cannabis products;
---------- The patient should be the one to decide whether or not they need or would like to use cannabis as a medicine of choice for pain management, appetite stimulation or any other ailment which cannabis has been suspected or proven to assist with.
PURPOSE: To establish the method of use and the dosage of medicinal cannabis use.
---------- Being that dosage amounts work differently for each individual, even for the same individual at different times or for different reasons or through consumption methods, and that potency is both non-lethal as well as uncontrollably variable depending upon the product acquired or cultivated, it is impos
Within a past few weeks my boobs has increased themselves by about a size! I hope the bastards stay that way...
yes this is about you...
as Bilbo Baggins said
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
Whats With This Place?
It seems like I cannot make anyone happy here. I know ur not suppose to let things get to u, its just the internet blah blah, but fuck man, everyday It seems I got somone pissed at me or others giving me the cold shoulder.
While still others are not commenting me like they normally would because they dont want to be visited by profile stalkers. WTF is that.
Not sure why. I do not expreience this in the real world. But this place....fuckNa.
I have alot of fun bullshitting around and all that..cause for me thats all this place is for. But now its becoming this thing where I gotta watch what I say or comment or post or else someone will get pissed. I feel like I am walking on eggshells.
Coke/pepsi Codes Contest
My Coke Rewards M, 41North Syracuse, NY
Contest is over. Final Tallies are currently being counted.
1) MUST HAVE VALID ADDRESS TO RECEIVE PRIZE. (NO PO BOXES!) PRIZE WILL BE SNAIL-MAILED TO YOU. SO IF YOU DO WIN THE PRIZE, DON'T ACT LIKE A JERKOFF(LIKE THE LAST WINNER DID), BECAUSE YOUR PRIZE ISN'T FEDEX'D TO YOU.
2) THIS CONTEST WILL BE ONLY FOR "MY COKE REWARDS" & "PEPSI STUFF" CODES ONLY.
3) THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE A CERTIFICATE FOR A ONE-TOPPING LARGE PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA. (VALUE $14.50)
3) ALL CODES MUST BE VALID. ANYONE SENDING MULTIPLE NON-VALID CODES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. IT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU TO PROVIDE ACCURATE CODES, SO PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE POSTING THE CORRECT LETTERS, FOR SUCH. AND, IF YOUR TRYING TO PULL A FASTONE & PURPOSELY SEND FAKE CODES, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER.
4) DO NOT POST CODES IN THIS BULLETIN! ONLY CODES SENT VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE(NOT SHOUTBOX!) WILL BE ACCEPTED FOR THIS CONTEST. TO GO DIRECTLY TO MY PM LINK: http:/
Do I Look Like A People Person?
I have a carefully cultivated aura of "Piss Off" around me, and yet people still see me as a person that they need to walk up and talk to when I am trying to work. (Ok, so I am on Fubar, but they don't know that)
So here is a list of things I do not want to talk about with my co-workers when I am "working."
* Your girlfriends mother
* Your dog's testicles
* Your feelings on the US Postal Service
* The part time job you had when you were 16
* Your 7th Grade Social Studies Teacher
* Where person _______ is, not my day to watch them
Thank you for your support.
My Random Surrrvey
50 Odd ThingsTAKE THIS SURVEY!
Take this survey
1. Do you like blue cheese? sorta
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? every day
3. Do you own a gun? not yet
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? diarrhea
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? yeah, esp for my STD exams
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I eat them
7. Favorite Christmas song? Granma Got Ran Over by Reigndeer
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Vodka, duh
9. Can you do push ups? yes
10. Why do you post surveys? so I get famous one day
11. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? dried penis necklace
12. Favorite hobby? krafts n shit (in that order)
13. Are your toes painted? no
14. Do you have A.D.D.? lookie, a bird!
15. What is one trait that you hate about yourself? lazy, stubborn, unattentive...oh, just 1?
16. Middle name? Grigorievna (ok, its Russian, means daughter of Greg)
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment i have to pee, its raining, I wonder why I am doing thi
That Was Nice...
So...I was sposed to go to a conference on Saturday. It was just a book conference with different vendors we could possibly use. Boring boring boring. I didn't HAVE to go, and there were no drawbacks to not going. Nobody was counting on me going, so I blew it off so I could spend the day with my husband. We don't do this nearly often enough and that's no bueno. We're young and newlywed, so we should be doing it all the time, and hopefully we will be because this weekend was wonderful. We went to the Hungtington Library and Gardens. Mostly we wanted to see the Japanese Garden and Chinese Garden. It was such a gorgeous day to do that too. You just can't waste days like that. The sun was shining, but not too harshly and there was a nice breeze. Perfect California weather. The gardens were amazing. I was going to make this a picture blog, but didn't upload any of the pictures we had taken last night like I had planned to. Take my word for it that it was beautiful. I got a w
ERROR: you can't add yourself as a family member, ass face!
birch tree, I see you stand all alone
In a clearing, so far removed from others.
You strive to belong in the woods with them,
To be among your sisters and your brothers
But strong roots keep holding you down to the ground,
All you can do is tilt your head and flail your arms
Hoping they will see your struggle, come to you,
But they are attached as well, and can't abandon their realms
As days and nights go by, you hear them whisper in the wind.
You want to share your dreams at night, and celebrate beginnings of each day;
But distance is too big, and they can't hear;
You look at them with tired eyes, and quietly wonder what they say
The day is coming to an end,
The clearing and the forest stand in the dark
Your green head is tilted down, you feel defeat,
And clear bitter sap is running down your bark.
You fall asleep and see the dreams
Of standing in the woods, with theirs your branches intertwine.
You feel the wind caress your leaves,
And bring your soul a
I actually liked the new Rocky Balboa movie. I'm serious. It wasn't nearly as cheesy as the first 19 Rockys. It *might* have had something to do with Milo Vitimiglia playing the son. But since he wasn't in it all that much, I don't know. I'll have to watch it again tonight to be sure.
Is it weird that Sly totally endeared himself to me in the scene where he cried? I wanted to hug him.
And Jay, since we're on movies, you're right, PSH redeemed himself in Charlie Wilson's War. But only slightly.
My Fu Family!
Just have to take a minute and share with you some of my fave Fu's! These are the members of my Fu Family!!
Here's the deal! You go and rate/fan/add all of these Fu's and then send me a message to get a few goodies from me! They will all send the fu-love back to you as well!
Be sure to tell them that Cuffed sent ya! If they are already a friend then just drop them a comment thats says Cuffed sent me and drop them a rate or two.
Ok and they are.....
Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones@ fubar
† TboneDaddy †@ fubar
Dr@gonMaster© @ fubar
"Master" of Desires@ fubar
«WikdClownz69» Juggalo Mafia™© You've Been C£own'd, Yo!!!@ fubar
ÐJ Master RavenWolf
If you accidentally killed me, and it was you and I alone with my kids, you would make sure the kids were safe before ditching the body and covering your ass.
a hideous woman just contacted me, saying to lay off her boyfriend (i might have left him a comment saying I will call him, lmao)
Oh, the fun is about to begin. *rubs hands
Pity Party Of One.
I think I'm a really good friend. There's not much I won't do for friends, especially when I know something is wrong. This being said, it makes me feel icky when I really need to talk and I get blown off. Really really icky.
I am upset over the fact that so many people here on fubar only look at a person's picture they only see the person's picture and base there picture on what kind of person that person might be...i mean you can be skinny..fat..ugly..beautiful whatever...why do you all feel the need to put other's down...is it because you feel so disgusted with your own self appearance that you feel the need to skip over someones profile just because they aren't one of the so called beautiful people of fubar land? Im not saying that all the men on here just go for the beautiful women here because women do it to they skip over the geeky guy just because their picture isnt appealing...the same goes for men too...we've all done this on him im sure...bad thing is people don't read profiles and base their decision on the person's picture...it's rare that you see a bbw on a skinny guys page...i mean the really model looking men don't do things like that...to them it's like oh no that would taint my profile...w
Listen. I don't have cool HTML skills which enable me to make this blog/bulletin a sparkly affair. I am talentless. And sick. With the death. But I still made SS a salute because I r a point whore who wants a HH or bling.
So, what you should do is click this link and rate my picture.
WINNER ME, bitches.
My Son Is A Dork
Or I am a cool as hell Mom. :P
I am sound asleep this morning and my phone rings. I rush to get it. I hear loud music and my son yelling...........
"Mom, they're backkkkkkkk!!!!!!!"
He had just picked up the new Metallica album!
He didn't call his best friend, or his fave cousin. He called me. *Big smile*
I haz teh happy.
That's right!!! You could own your every own Cubby. He's even house-broken. :D
So i'm in DaisyBlue @ LarryB's Bish auction. Here is just some of the things you get by owning a Cubby. Plus some other surprises.
I'm sure i'll make a great bish to some lucky person, so go place a bid on me if you think you can handle me for a month. :P
I have changed the name part. I'll put you in my name for 30 days. Go buy a Cubby. If you dare......
Update On My Crazy Life As I Know It!
so i know i havent been around much... yet again! everytime i think things are getting better and i have some time to catch up with you all, i seem to fall off the face of the earth again lol. so i am going to give you all an update of where i am at to try to make things a bit more clear.....
recently my 5 yr old son started tests for aspergers syndrome. it has and still will be a bit of a long haul until we know for sure. he is a happy kid and is always smiling so hopefully it wont be anything that will affect him throughout his life... so far so good! he is a smart kid and i am proud to say that he has been accepted into one of the best private schools for kindergarten. he doesn't seem phased by anything.. but for me it has been an emotional journey and mentally exhausting.
i moved house a couple of weeks ago also so i have been busy trying to get organised around my busy work and home life. my cousin who you all know as MoMmY on here left work about 6 weeks ago so i have had t
So, I will be leaving early in the morning and will be gone until Friday night or Saturday.
Just letting everyone know in case someone may have gotten worried.
Fyi: "about Me"
I'm NOT interested in trying to see if the grass is greener on the other side or how "big" your cock is. If you were so damn great, you would already be taken, right?
Yes, I'm a jealous wife. Remember that!
I'd appreciate it if you would respect ME, if you're on my husband's account and not offer your "services" to him. It pisses me off and I DON'T like home-wrecking whores. If your life sucks that badly, get a new one. Don't try to ruin mine to make yours better. Chances are that you won't be happy with the results anyways. I'm content with what I have and LOVE it. However, I don't care if you swap nudes or drool over each others pics or even flirt. Just remember, there are lines that should NOT be crossed, regardless of who says what to whom. Just remember, if you wouldn't want another woman to do it to you, don't do it to me. Have some self-respect for yourself and for my family.
Crossing the line includes you offering things such as blowjobs, sex, etc. "if
I have an Auto 11 bling courtesy of the lovely Misfit.
Should I go ahead and activate it?
Will you people rate rate rate me if I do??
Hey all. Here is the schedule for Week 10. Picks aren't due until Saturday, but don't forget there is a Thursday game.. so if you want to just get your Thursday Night game pick in now or tomorrow, and the rest to me Saturday that will be fine.
Thurs, Nov 6th
DEN @ CLE
Sun, Nov 9th
NO @ ATL
TEN @ CHI
JAC @ DET
BAL @ HOU
SEA @ MIA
GB @ MIN
BUF @ NE
STL @ NYJ
CAR @ OAK
IND @ PIT
KC @ SD
NYG @ PHI
Mon, Nov 10th
SF @ ARI
BYES: CLEVELAND, DALLAS, TAMPA BAY, AND WASHINGTON.
GOOD LUCK ALL. I WILL BE AWAY FROM FU FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, WILL CHECK IN FOR THE PICKS WHEN I HAVE TIME.. ALSO WILL BE POSTING STATS FOR WEEK 9 WHEN I HAVE TIME.
Who Wants To?
Who wants to donate $50 for my birthday, so I can buy a winter coat?
Why Did I Not Rate You?
I've been browsing around fubar and checking out profiles. Some of you have shouted and private messaged me wondering why I didn't rate or comment your profile. I'm sorry. I would have atleast rated if I could, but my account has been blocked from doing rates, comments, shouts, bulletins for several months now. If you want me to rate you then get a petition going and send it to babyJ and scrapper. If they won't listen to me alone maybe they will listen to all of you. Until then, I won't be able to rate or comment ya :(
I'm getting lots of mail. I don't reply to everyone. I don't have that much time to spend on here to be able to reply to everyone. So please don't be offended if I didn't reply to you. It's not personal. I just have a busy life outside of fubarland.
I don't do the fan thing just because someone became a fan of me. That's not how it works. If I become a fan of you it's because either I connected with you and think you're cool or because I simply think you're attract
This is gonna be a long one, so pour yourself a pint of Guinness and get settled in!
So, as you may have already gathered, I have returned from vacation. Yay! For those who missed it, I was in London for three days, then in Ireland for just over a week. I have exactly one crapton of pictures, but seeing as how I just got in last night and had to work this morning, I haven't had time to sort through them yet. I'll do that soon and put up the best ones here.
So, London. It was very... British. I really enjoyed it, actually. I managed to see most of the major sights thanks to one of those awesome double-decker bus tours. Didn't have time to go in the British Museum though. Boo! I did get to have tea in the crypt of St. Martins-in-the-Field church, just off of Trafalgar Square. It was neat!
London has an interesting feel to it. Seems like most of the buildings are row after solid row. Combine that with the strange layout of streets jutting off at odd angles, and it kind of made me
What The Hell??
can anyone tell what this says? i'm not a juggacunt
Twiztid_Cl...: happy-dau so we said well jue hive u the monet to go sjoopt diw dfff
Yesterday I was in a great mood, feeling really good about myself and happy. I had an appointment with a trainer at the gym at 4pm so i decided I'd get there early and do some cardio.
I go to the locker room and change, got my ipod. Start walkin up to the treadmills and a cute girl walks by me looks me up and down and gives me a grin. A few minutes later, into my run a bit, another girl looks at me and grins...wow I really must be lookin as good as i feel i think.
Get off the treadmill to meet the trainer takin off my ipod I go to slip it in my pocket...huh no pocket...I was sure these shorts had pockets...I look down and it looks like i am ready to smuggle somethin up front, and at that point I realize that the shorts were snug on my ass too....I reach back and feel the draw string...FUCK I have my shorts on backwards.
So my day ended on a humbling note...
Yesterday, I went in to lay down track for the parts I auditioned for (and passed).
I wasn’t pleased. The appointment was at 3 PM and at 10:30 that morning until 5:30 that night, I didn’t get a breath. My other job, normally dry, rained. And when that job rains, it pours; a seven hour torrent. Needless to say, I was anxious and over extended and I could hear it.
I finished the copy, two takes each, and apologized for not being on top of my game. She thanked me saying, “Sirvice (not really), your worst is better than everyone else’s best."
The Cupcake Test
What Your Cupcake Says About You
At parties, you are energetic and outgoing. You really feel comfortable in a crowd.
You hardly have any restraint. You only hold yourself back when absolutely necessary.
The most important thing in your life is fun.
You are laid back, flexible, and easy to get along with. To know you is to care for you.
The Cupcake Test
My Happy List
okay, i'm a little bit behind the rest, but i decided to post my own happy list. it was fun
a really good song--songs make me feel a myriad of emotions...eh, most often "really good" songs make me horny especially considering I like both music and sex to be hard and dirty, but sometimes certain songs do bring happiness..
examples: The Theft by Atreyu-happy
My Confession by Otep-horny
The Reflection by Trustcompany-horny
Plush by STP--happy
staying up all night by myself for no good reason
books that beg to be finished (the last example--Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk)
sarcastic comebacks that catch me off guard...sarcasm altogether really
surprises--like when several pharmacy customers sent me flowers on my birthday
When someone pushes my hair out of my face and touches the corner of my mouth
Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers
singing in the
Parenting School Refusers
Tomorrow I attend my first meeting which will look at developing a 'pathway' to support school refusers.
Defn: A child/young person who refuses to attend a statutory education provision based on anxiety related phobia.
(my definition, don't like it, offer another)
My part in all this will be to ensure that the parents/carers of the city I work for are represented fairly and constructively.
Having supported parents around many concerns they have for their child's provision of education; health needs; welfare needs, etc, for approximately 8 years now, which has included school refusal, I have several ideas of what would be good to put in place. These include clear avenues for parents to explore around alternative provisions and a publication to support parents in making contact with relevant agencies who could offer support.
What I thought might be useful, just for my own personal learning development, is to get some kind of international perspective on this and hopefull
Contest Weiners, I Mean Winners.
Alrighty, the contest winners are as follows:
1st: Big Tom 9.62 Auto 11
2nd: Big Tom 9.42 receives 20 credit bling
3rd: Big Tom 9.34 receives 10 credit bling
4th: MooMoo 9.30 receives 5 credit bling
5th: Jen 8.88 receives 1 credit bling
However, Tom has agreed to graciously give up his prizes since he entered the contest just for fun (and cuz he likes to make pics). SO, the absolute final winners of the contest are:
1st: MooMoo 9.30 receives auto 11
2nd: Jen 8.88 receives 20 credit bling
3rd: John&Sharon 8.85 receives 10 credit bling
4th: Jen 8.82 receives 5 credit bling
5th: Jen 8.60 receives 3 credit bling
6th: Psychosocial 8.58 receives 1 credit bling
Tom's generousity inspired me to add another prize. I will still take care of Tom since I feel he still deserves a prize.
Thank you to every for being a part of my contest. All of the pics are awesome! I will be awarding the prizes in the next 24 hours during a happy hour.
Yup today I haz teh blahs... seems like whatever can go wrong in my life will and is :(
Sure I got the car, and yes the bastard I bought it from screwed me HARD! When I went to get the oil changed, they told me that my tires are no street legal. I have called around everywhere for used tires (I have VERY little funds left thanks to the alternator and the oil change) and every place I called basically said *good luck*, the tires are a shit size, hell a lot of these places dont even carry them new in this size. So today while it is snowing like a bitch, this girl wont be going anywhere at all until it lets up. I also need a tune up worse then anything, the air filter is NASTY ASS...
I am in the blah stages of hating like hell being alone as well. I want a job and a life... ugh
//end rant... thinks in my head about going to spray paint on assholes house next time you FVCK SOMEONE at least GET THEM WET!!! But even that asshole isnt worth going to jail over...
I hate men who give our gender a bad name. More than that, it sickens me that women put up with so much shit just so they aren't alone. Many of my friends have complained to me about their relationships, and it saddens me that they put up with so much horse-shit. They deserve so much better...and the ones that don't, I don't talk to. I mean...I just don't understand the logic in it. How can you love someone that treats you like shit. Here are just a few examples of what I mean:
He yells if dinner isn't ready when he comes home. I'm sorry...but a gentleman never raises his voice over such petty matters. A woman is to be treasured for who she is, not a slave for your own desires at your own schedule. So dinner is not ready, so what? Is that the end of the world? After being apart for 8-9 hours, the only thing I want from my woman is a kiss and a hug, to look in her eyes and let her know I love her and missed her. Perhaps she has had a difficult day, instead of getting upset I would ju
I am hurting. :( Yesterday we rotated my tires (the bald ones we put on the back). It was brutally cold and windy. My hatchback doesnt stay up on its own, so I had it propped open with a broomstick. Stupidest mistake yet... was putting the jack and stuff back in and was really leaning into the hatchback.... the stick blew out and slammed the metal of the door right down in the middle of my back where it was injured in October. I didnt really feel it yesterday cuz of how cold it was outside, but last night I certainly did and today I am :(
Can anything else go wrong?
and hi how are you guys?
Hi. I'm freezing & i currently hate babyj. is it possible to rate him a 1 & block him?
stupid bling is disabled so i can't buy any bling for you wonderful people :s
We needed a blog. Where's Witchie? :P
Good morning. :)
Let's Shoot Some Shit, Alrighty?
tonight, i hung out with friends. we watched mystery science theatre 3000 at some point. i laughed and laughed...it made me think about all my blogging friends and our witty jabs back and forth--the sarcasm..dry and dark. It all just seemed familiar. Is it sad that I'm out with friends and I think about this place here? Who knows?
I was also shown the proper way to kill zombies on a game called left 4 dead. i'm not a video game player, but i really don't mind watching someone else play. zombies were everywhere...green vomit, ropey tongues, exploding heads. pretty all around gross, but i watched with fervor anyway, even jumping at appropriate moments. at one point, a warning flashed up about opening a door. open this door and be prepared for a horde. a horde of zombies. jeez. Steve, who was playing at that time, looks at me and says "let's shoot some shit, alrighty?"
*swoon* i heart dorkiness.
Yep.. I'm Doing It Too:d
If you were to introduce me to someone, what would you say?
This should be fun.
Pass this along and see what YOU get back.
Ok so I pretty much give up on ASSHOLES
Why is it cool fora dude to get what he wants..
Talking about my so called BF, I would think all the fucking Blow jobs I gave him, I would get something in return.. ANY guy should be lucky to get 1/2 as many as I give him. and when I want something he refuses.. I mean.. I don't stink down there..I would know. WTF i'm so fucking pissed.
fuck fuck fuck.. anyone near me wanna bang???
ok sorry needed to vent...
oh im talking about sex =)
I passed my written test
I missed 4. :P
Only one more test and i'll have one of these
so im fu single.. ha as usual.. think its about time i tied da fu knot.. so apply within.. tell me who u are, why u wanna be my wifey and how ud treat da chameleon lol
Ridley Scott To Remake The A-team
"Director Ridley Scott has signed up to produce the big screen remake of 1980s TV show The A-Team, according to industry paper Variety.
The film, due out in 2010, will be updated so that the army veterans will have fought in the Middle East and not in Vietnam, Variety adds. "
I really think Ridley Scott's over-rated. When was the last time he made a good film?
Source : BBC.co.uk/news
Cuppycake's Saga Ends
So most of you know the story of Cuppycake-a woman that made my good friend fall for her big time. She then rescued someone in the hurricane, got meningitis, and died.
well, two weeks ago, that said friend decided to call her, just to finally put the case to rest and out of sheer curiosity, and...
voila! the dumb bitch wasn't even smart enough not to pick up the phone. So I guess the dead can not only walk, but also talk.
To all those curious Nancies out there, who wanted to know the truth: here it is.
For the scumbags that were involved in this garbage: you know who you are, and I hope that made your pathetic lil lives better for just a moment.
My Nerd Is Showing Again
i just downloaded a shit load of old radio shows i haz a happy, i love listening to the old creepy shows like the shadow. and yes i know my nerdiness is getting out of hand
and good morning gimme all your coffee~!!!!
One of my pet peeves is people calling me "cutie". I am not a bunny rabbit, or a 12 year old. Pretty much anyone that calls me that doesn't have a chance of me responding to their "hey, cutie".
*I'm sure some of you, assholes, will do just that right now ;p
Twenty Five Things
I read this article on Time.Com about things that someone learned on Facebooks 25 Things About Me, and it inspired me to write 25 things I didn't want to know about people. These are things that people have actually told me at one time or another, totally unprompted:
25 Things I Don’t Want To Know About You
1. You think your Mom/Dad/Family member is hot
2. You think my Mom/Dad/Family member is hot
3. Why your last relationship failed
4. You like to drink Triple Sec straight
5. Buffalo Wings give you gas. (Especially if you just ordered a plate)
6. You have a cousin with a sixth toe
7. You think I will never be fulfilled until I accept the Lord, Jesus Christ as my personal savior
8. You think The Cure is the best band ever, and you will have a twenty minute argument with anyone who disagrees
9. Anything your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks
10. Really, anything about your boyfriend or girlfriend that takes more than one sentence
11. What your elementary school nickname wa
Stolen From Crystal...again
Be honest, who texted you last?
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Eh i hope not, but sure several do.. grr
Who was the first person you talked to today?
eh on fu wyked... of fu 80 year old neighbor...
How late did you stay up last night?
i slept at 6 am
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
eh i havent cried since i was 8 and that was alone...
What will you be doing in 3 hours?
1 am... going to a fuck buddy
Have you held hands with anyone in the past 24 hours?
Are you ticklish?
not that i know of... i dont like to be touched...
What are you lis
who the fuck is candiass??????
annnnd reekas a dirty whore and i wanna bang her
Taking A Break
So here's the thing - I've not been about much the past couple of weeks, cos I've been sick (I ended up getting signed off work by the doc, so you know, I'm not faking... )
Thing is, this Wednesday is the start of Lent, so I'm not going to be around at all for teh next six weeks, as per my annual plan that involves me cutting a bunch of shit out of my life, mainly food stuff, but also social networking and stuff, so I can clear my head and recharge my batteries. So I'm going to pop in the next couple of days, but then I actually will be gone for a couple of months. But I'm not 'Going' going, I will be back and shit.
Remember, I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit fuicide.
Now that they have the Cherry Bombs, I am thinking tomorrow when I run my A-11's I will pick up one and Cherry Bomb those people that are rating me up.
On another note, if you want a quick 250 or so pictures, give me a shout, I can make a batch using your existing photos for EZ-Rates or whatever. Terms are negotiable
Seriously?, Part Two
The tanning salon by my house has proven time and again that the people who work there live in their own land. Its a special place, where things are spelled improperly, and nothing is explained in detail.
I wouldn't go, but I my membership expires at the end of this week, so I'm going to tolerate it for the next few days, just to get my money's worth.
Today I went in intending to pay for a bed upgrade. I had used an stand up bed last week, it was and extra $4, but I noticed more tan right away, so I thought it might be nice to do it again this evening.
When I went inside the place, the girl at the counter told me that the lay down bed was just as good as the stand up and I could go for 12 minutes in the bed, where as I could only go for 10 in the stand up. I figure she knows what shes talking about, at least as far as tanning goes, and allow her to set me up with the lay down upgrade bed instead.
How foolish of me.
After the manager cleans the bed for me, t
The Rules Of Fubars Most Finest
THE RULES OF FUBAR’S MOST FINEST!!! First off, we are here to have fun and make new friends. We are here to support each other in any way possible. We are not here to compete against other groups, or people. Now for the RULES & REGULATIONS: 1. Before becoming a Fubar’s MOST Finest, you must rate, fan and add your officers. Once this is done contact one of the officers and let them know. Once you have done that feel free to add FMF to your name! *NOTE: We do not vote people in or out of the group, this is not a competition. 2. Please add Fubar’s MOST Finest to your name! It is nice to see the name in yours, but we realize it is a lot to put. If you would like you may use FMF for short! 3. Make sure you have a posted and a Fubar approved salute on your page. If you do not have one, we will give you a week to make and have one posted. If after a week, no salute is posted, we reserve the right to dismiss you from the group. This is not to be mean, but in the past
I haven't been around much and it was brought to my attention that I don't speak when I am here...
Explanation is simple:
1. I am working three jobs
2. I am in college
3. I have two kids
So basically, by the time I get on here, I am wore out! I don't speak to anyone at all, not even the bestest! (Ask her, she will tell you I neglect her)
So there is my explanation. If you don't like that I am not speaking, sorry for ya. You know where the delete button is. Otherwise, I will talk to you as soon as I get a breath.
OH, BTW, Buy me, I'm cheap
Free Happy Hour
CUBBY FOR FU PRESIDENT
COME ON LETS GET HIM BACK FOR ALL HIS CRAZY MOVES AND OF COURSE FOR RUNNING NAKED ACROSS YOUR PAGE LETSSSSS GET SOME CRAZY GIFTS GET 100 FRIENDS TO COMMENT HIS PAGE AND GIVE HIM A GIFT ONCE YOU HAVE DONE THAT LET ME KNOW FIRST ONE TO ACCOMPLISH THIS GETS A FREE HAPPY HOUR FROM ME...SHERRYLICIOUS..MMMMMM
So the Wii Fit arrived today. I was just doing the hula hooping and now know that swinging my hips clockwise makes me feel somewhat handicapped.
That Magic Moment....
cover your eyes with your hands...
watch as the world disappears....
as if by magic!
and now uncover your eyes...
the world came back!
cover your eyes...
Wow...when did they put this little handy editor thingy here? Hmm *shrugs*
Sooooo my whichamacallit expires in two days...Im HOPING to level before then, please please please please please...in case you didnt realize Im begging...
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? Help my whoreible ass level?
It Is Cheating?
So.. a friend of mine and I were talking this morning and we got on the subject of relationships and cheating. He thinks that flirting with other girls isn't cheating, even if it involves sending detailed texts and online messages to someone. He also thinks that showing your naughty spots on cam isn't cheating. He thinks it's all "fun", however, he has told me that if his wife had ever done that to him, he would be pissed off. This friend has done all of the above and sees nothing wrong with it when he does it. Now, I don't necessarily think it's cheating, but it isn't right either. Keep in mind that I was on the receiving end of these texts, online messages, phone calls, and cam.
Is it cheating??
My daughter was being clingy today, I told her she couldn't touch me again because I'd throw up. Well she grabbed my arm and I did a vomitting sound. Well, 4 year olds think that crap is overly entertaining so she kept doing it...over and over..and my dumb ass fed into it. Now my throat is raw and she's still clinging to my side. Everyone say hi to Lauryn...
I should add, my son made my shit list when he got home from school...he's been making "i love mommy' pics all night
Awesomest Thing Just Happened!!!
So here I am, hating the fact I gotta stay late at work when I get a call on the radio.
It's a building manager asking my location.
I was like "downstairs".
She came down and told me the awesomest thing.
There's two guys out in the plaza putting 4-packs of my FAVORITE RED BULL COLA all around the fountain for a promotion.
Better yet, when I went out to them, they said "here, take a case of 24"
I'm in the awesomest mood now!!!!!
Thanks for sharing my awesomest moment!!!
I'm having one of those days where if everyone around me doesn't stop breathing soon I may just scream until my friggin' head explodes. Every little noise is like nails on a chalkboard. I can't handle this stay at home gig, I just can't. Lord knows what it'll make me do. I'll end up splashed across the new channels....Who knows...
why do douche bags with whom you've talked to for 5 minutes assume you're going to run out, find a babysitter and go hump his brains out?
Hello friends, so i still want lots and lots of tongue salutes simply because they are AWESOME n stuffs!!
Just message them to me so i can save them please and thank you. I wont be able to upload until either i VIP or level but please keep taking them!!!
Thanks 4 Reading :)
I don't even know what I did to this person....
Let us face it, we are your new best band. (Y)
The World According To Emanon
Am bored saw this photo in Wetts photos figured i would my own bored interpretation on it....
America Number One in what… Hm not in educationNot in murdersNot in suicidesNot in Obesity rates… America is not number one in anything… not anything important that isCommunist … why do people say YOU’RE A COMMUNIST as if communism is a bad political system?Santa… yea he stays there with the tooth fairy, the easter bunny and god….Evil doers… hm really should I rant on the idiocy of most Americans versus the lifestyle who allow religious BS to run their lives and tell them what to believe in and think hmPussies… oh for their ability to stay out of petty pissing matches between most countries…Do our laundry.... Mexico… hm much more hard working over all then the majority of Americans… Coffee come from here… hm oh yes its only made in one country in the whole world… They make our stuff… l
So You Know
US Airways is MUCH better than Delta.
That is all.
Oh. Uno hot ham and cheese sandwiches are really good. Kind of expensive though. Yum.
Ya Sure Ya Betcha...
I just saw a ticker whining to level before their 1 year anniversary here...they are a level 32...My 3 year anniversary is coming up in a month now and I'm only 27...Point Whore fail.
So You Think You Know Me?
I'm going to be a copy cat. Let's do a little Amy trivia. The first person to get them all right wins a one credit bling.
1. How many siblings do I have?
2. Do I have any tattoos?
3. How many piercings do I have?
4. What is my favorite color?
5. What is my natural hair color?
6. What is my eye color?
7. Do I have any pets?
8. What state was I born in?
9. How many roommates do I have?
10. What am I getting my masters degree in?
I think that's enough questions to keep you all busy. Just leave a comment in the blog and I'll try and "score" it quickly.
this one is pretty accurate
The Cusp of Exposure – Leo/Virgo Cusp August 19-25
You are an interesting blend of introvert and extrovert. You are an outstanding observer and judge of character. You know how to watch, silently without drawing attention to yourself. You have a great memory and are objective; you can also be a dependable and reliable friend. You have the need to be understood. You do not easily attach your passion and affection to someone but when you do you form long lasting relationships. You can be very private, self centered and secretive. Strengths: Self Contained – Observant – Flamboyant Weaknesses: Narcissistic – Secretive – Non Sharing
After a mumm about tattoo's and Drill talking about Chinese symbols and stuffs.
I got interested in my own Chinese name and the meaning behind it so I did a little research.
The tough bit was trying to get a computer image of my name seeing as I can't type in Chinese!
I found a website that if you try to write a symbol out yourself it matches up to the nearest looking one and luckily I managed to match mine up to get the screename that I have now!
Good thing I still remember how to write my own name lol.
Anywho. My Chinese name in Chinese character's would be 吳美倫.
The first character there would be my family name/surname which translates phonetically to 'wu'.
The second character translates phonetically to sound like 'mei' which means beauty.
Now the last character translates to sound like 'lun'-that on it's own I'm not sure what it means.
So my Chinese name in English would be spelt as Wu Meilun.
I googled a bit and apparently Meilun means 'beautiful rel
Add your own :
Terns Of Endearment
The Big LebOWLski
Betty Blue Tit
Every Which Way But Goose
Questions Part Deux...
Same rules as last time. Ask me anything you want, Ill answer. But you cant ask me something you wouldnt answer yourself
Witty Told Me Too
So I am gonna try for spotlight again tonight...I have 19 mil and I was 2 mil shy the last time...witty suggested I write a blog asking for help again...I would really like to level. I'd like to be a godmother before my birthday (september 26th-make a note of it...I will expecting cards LOL) Any and all help is appreciated.
Thank you to those who have already donated and helped...you guys rock...all of you. Keep your fingers crossed.
*this desperated attempt of point whoring (shudders) was brought to you by gbt via witty*
Jealousy Is A Fickle Thing
Is it wrong to be jealous of someone you like very much and it's not even their fault?
You don't hate them but you're often mad at the other person who is the cause of this jealousy?
Or is that envy?
Lippy's Brain Part Deux
I smoked a cig tonite....ewwww, how in the hell could I have ever enjoyed smoking??
I lost 7 pounds not eating fast food for over a week. I ate some mcdonalds sunday nite and thought I was gonna be sick.
I worked out to much today and my ribs hurt again :(
I found a new gun to buy. It makes my panties moist (just kidding).
Asics shoes fucking rock. I think I might actually be able to start running again. course i have to get knee braces made. they are expensive :(
I am soooooooo gonna point whore this weekend.
I am your pimp!!
My Brain In Action Again...
more non connective thoughts from me....
i haz the bestest friends on fu
isn't it amazing how one word or phrase innocently spoken by a friend can bring up painful memories? instantly killing your good mood.
your friends give you hope and they dont even know it.
i broke a crown today :(
people loose their sense of humor when online
i love my job
gun shopping is almost as much fun as shoe shopping and/or shopping for makeup
people are fucking nuts for the most part
i miss my mom but am deleriously happy for her
my nails look like crap cuz i broke all but 2 this past week.
i am mad at myself for eating such unhealthy foods today.
I Came Upon A Fair Maiden In A Medieval Wood
I came upon a fair maiden in a medieval wood.
Rays of sunshine beamed down through the dense thickets of the forest as my trusty steed followed the path. I knew this could be dangerous ground, with thieves and poachers rabbling about, but today I was not worried. My ride from the outland had been uneventful. As I came upon a mossy knoll, I noticed a fair maiden in need of assistance. She lay outstretched on fallen log, holding her ankle as her silken gown draped to the ground.
“Fair Maiden, what seems to be the trouble?”, I asked.
“Oh thank goodness, I am saved!”, she replied.
She went on to tell of how she had been promised to the evil Baron Von Whispystash, but that she did not want to marry him. As a result, she fled the kingdom of Straponshire and planned to hide in her dead father’s manor – far, far, away in Cocklerings. But she had fallen from her horse, sprained her ankle, and could no longer walk.
Eating Some Crow
In light of some recent events...I wanna get something off of my chest
I called BA out a while back..I was hurt and felt betrayed by what she did
HOWEVER now I realize that the only people who have the right to stay angry at her..are the men who may havve issue with her actions. I cared and still care for her...and I want to apologize to her in the same public forum that I called her out in.
She didnt lie to hurt me...she didnt makes shit up so I would empathize with her...and after seeing now how truly twisted people are..I wanna say I am sorry Colleen. I really am..I do hatethat you lied and I do not agree with playing people. But that is their issue with you and I am sure there is more to it than I know.
I just wanted to say this and felt that I owed it to her in the same public forum I used for her shredding.
I don't care how Hitler died...he's dead now, or he's 109 years old and shitting himself while drooling into a cup attached to his chin on a daily basis. The inevitiable conspiracy mumms and blogs should be amusing though.
Hitler caused the swine flu and invented AIDS yanno.
I do enjoy early morning well written smut. Did not know that about myself.
I really need to stop getting all my work done in 15 minutes.
I'm bored, so ask me anything. I promise not to give you a serious answer.
DrFG420: Hey there. How have you been? Have you heard of my competition? I am trying to get more people to Join the Ms Topless Fu comp, a friendly vote on who has the best topless look on Fu! I know I should change the name lol. The idea is to find women who are comfortable and confident enough to model their breasts. You can wear a bra or half shirt, its all about how you hold yourself! I encourage you to join and have all your friends vote for you, all are welcome male and female votes. There are prizes including bling packs, Blasts and VIP!! Just shoot me a PM with a link to the pictures and let me know what pictures I can rip into the folder (try to make it easy for me lol).You can use existing pictures or make new ones. We are judging on shape volume and form. Encourage for multiple entrees. I will also be advertising your page as well so get ready for it, lol!!
Anyone else get this shit in their shoutbox?
Mind Boggling... (i'm To Poor To Mumm)
i kinda find it sad that anyone would be so indecisive as to NEED help from random strangers... but apparently they do....
what's mind boggling is the fact that most mummers even the self proclaimed bitches and assholes actually think they are doing people a favor giving them their advice(even while making them wanna cry... they are"helping them see")
i actually don't understand the logic behind it all... i mean i have always mummed cause i found it entertaining nothing more... but to come here day after day thinking you're helping people i have to ask....
did people watch to much dr.phill and operah fuck even ricky lake....
do they think they are jerry springer giving advice at the end of a show?
what motivates a mummer to actually try?
does hearing other peoples problems make make them feel better about their sad existance? are they just lonely on the inside and need a fucking hug? or do they think they are proving themselves useful... or even worthy...
...my dog is a spoiled preening fucking princess.
The couch is his domain. This is understood. A cover is kept on it because of the hair.
He enjoys getting his nose in the cushions, causing the cover to come off. It is at this point that he gets off the couch and refuses to get back on until it is fixed.
So he messes it up today, knowing I am watching football. He gets off and turns around and just stares at it.
I ignore him.
He just stares...and now whines a little.
I ignore him. Football is on.
He comes over and sticks his snout under my hand to lift it up, probably assuming I'm asleep since I haven't jumped up to fix the cover for his higness.
I shove his head away and tell him to fuck off. (yes, I told my dog to fuck off)
Back to staring for awhile.
Then, finally, he seems to give up. He goes over and gets one of his toys, a stuffed squeaky duck, and proceeds to chomp and shake it in front of my chair. He shakes and shakes and lets go and whips it right into my f
25 Credit Bling Pack/ Vip/blast Auction
Ill be holding an auction that will close on Friday October the 16th at 6pm eastern time for an 25 Credit bling pack/VIP/ Or a 7 day blast. This prize will go to the highest bidder, at the time specified above. All bids must be placed in fubucks.The minimum starting bid must be 2,000,000, all other bids must be higher. At the end of this auction the winner will be notified by email, and will have 24 hours to pay, or the prize will go to the next highest bid. Let the bidding begin!! The winner will choose at that time which of the prizes he/she wants to opt for!!
rate the hubby, basteds! ;p
Jizzmeister Slimz@ fubar
Make You Think Of Anything?
I remember when...
When you used to look at me like you do him. We used to talk all the time. We couldn't get enough of each other. My heart leaped when I talked to you. You were even in my dreams. Now..I rarely see you except in my nightmares. Your voice is distant, your eyes are dead. Carrying on a short civil conversation is like pulling teeth through my anus, I can't wait until you shut your fucking mouth and let me be on my way.
I remember when...
You used to make me laugh, and you laughed at all my stupid jokes. Life was carefree and you made me a better person. Now...you make me cringe, and you sneer at everything I say. Life is tedius and you make me a bitter person.
I remember when...
I couldn't wait to touch you. To hold you, run my fingers through your hair. To kiss your soft lips, and caress your flesh. Now...I ache to be out of your reach. Touching you is atrocious, your hair is an oily knotted mess. Your skin is dry and flaky, your lips are like an oversunned tuna. S
Fear And Loathing...
... On The Campaign Trail
Due back at the library TOMORROW and I've read one chapter. And the computer says 'NO RENEWALS'. Shit.
Hrmph Friends! Yeah Right!
Yeah, so I thought I had friends. Apparently, I was wrong!
Philemon disowned me and Shoshonni won't have lesbian sex with me!
Some friends THEY are!
I'm On The Witty Bandwagon
What else do you think is on the bandwagon? Fire twirlers? Midget strippers? A lemonade stand? Could be anything! I just wanted to make miss thang feel special on her 2 year fu-anniversary.
Also...I wanted to share a thought of panic.
Oprah is leaving us in 2010. You know what this means, don't you? I have exactly....ZERO chance of making it onto the show. I can't write a note-worthy book in that amount of time...I can't get involved in a cult and escape in that amount of time...I can't even resort to hoarding because this isn't my house. There's no hope. None.
But I still have Witty...so I'm good.
I like the Fu-Owned thingy....it tells me who appreciates me enough to want to own me, and feature me on their page....I just get irked when dudes wanna get into a pissing contest over a chick that they know they couldnt have in R/L anyway.......I got called a prick this morning......I usually dont take offense to what people say on here.....but ...FUCK YOU!!!!!(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
that is all
Perfect (stolen From Everyone)
perfect breakfast; Sausage links, bacon, smashed eggs, and buttermilk pancakes (blueberry syrup) perfect date perfect kiss-with her perfect argument perfect woman perfect shoe perfect flower perfect time of day perfect drink perfect drug
Experimenting With Wrong
I’ve been experimenting with being wrong. Granted, I’ve had 37 years of practice but this is new to me. You’d think I would have wised up to this by now, but sadly, I haven’t. Denial and arrogance are such great persuaders.
Allow me demonstrate: In Cozumel, I had dinner with my dive buddy. Our discussion turned from the day’s dives to alarm clocks and hotel culpability. I won’t bore you with the details of safe scuba diving and legal liability, that would only further what I’m trying to avoid. Suffice it to say, we disagreed. That wasn’t good enough. It almost never is. She needed to know that she was wrong and I was right. In turn, she believed I needed to know I was wrong and she was right. She reminded me of me and I told her so. I don’t think she had any clue what I meant, but that’s another matter. This discussion disintegrated. I wanted to leave the table. So did she. I thought, “What an incre
Noticed others playing this *game* and I'm bored at work so What The Hell...
1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"?
We shall see...
2. Are you involved with anyone?
3. Where do you wish you were right now?
Somewhere warm, although home would work too (at work still).
4. What should you be doing right now?
Working or getting ready for Christmas.
5. Does sex mean love?
No, but then again I don't believe in casual sex either.
6. What do you believe is a true saying about life?
Life's a bitch and then you die???
7. Are you a bad influence?
I don't think so but I've been called one.
8. Who has had the most influence on you (good)?
My Children I guess. Perhaps my boss, he gives me the freedom to be creative and innovate.
9. Night out or night in?
Night In... if I had to pick one.
10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate?
Am Single and have a wonderfu
Futards On The Dc Police Force
According to numerous news stories, today a Washington, D.C. plainclothes detective had dozens of people pelt his Hummer with snowballs - people trying to have a good time.
Unfortunately, the cop took exception, got out of his Hummer and drew his service revolver, without identifying himself as an officer.
The entire story is, among other places, on Yahoo news.
I have a couple of questions for youOkay I am sitting here watching 12 angry men [original one], its on mute I have seen that film so many times I really know it word from word pretty much, and listening to youtube videos, currently playing, Sugar Hill gang, rappers delight.,Okay I today saw a priest walking down the street with his hand on the boys shoulder, as they parted he gave him the "ass pat", NOW I know when in sports guys pat their team mates ass [yea you guys are just closeted gays] but hm, should I be worried when I see a priest doing it as they walked in a church or am I just over exaggerating?Okay a butt hurt mumm poster blocked Me and all My friends who were in her mumm just because one of her friends came in there and starting commenting US!! and when we answered back with logic, he had no come back…so she then went all "fu bad" blocked us...and as your typical fu tard started talking trash to people AFTER she blocked them, so is she just mentally challenged or ju
Family Values And Christmas!
it just dosen't exist anymore!
why do you need an excuse/a day... to all come together and pretend that you like each other and stuff yourself with food till you are bloated and accept crappy gifts that had no thought go into them.
Lets just keep it for the kids and not worry about the surrounding false pretence that comes with it.
I Salute You!!
Or maybe I already have? Speaking of which, I'm junking a lot of shit, it being the end of the year and all, and if I made you a salute, or done a funny picture that is you and I've drawn on it in MSPaint, it'll be disappearing off of my profile soon. I'm pretty sure if you rip something, then it stays on your profile after it's gone off mine - I'm sure I've seen pics I've done people on older profiles still hanging around. Don't be offended if I'm deleting a pic I done for you, cos they're all going. Nothing personal. And I'm keeping the ones people done for me, natch.
They'll probably be all kinds of crazy shennanigans of a pictorial nature next year, so don't be all like "Oh no, what's kins doing?" and shit.
Also, word to the wise, Ash Wednesday falls on 17th Feb this year, so it's only about six weeks til I go into my annual pre-Easter seclusion.
But above all, remember, I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit fuicide.
Your Tongue, My Pole, Triple Dog Dare You...
I need to recapture those feelings that allowed me to enjoy snow when I was younger.
When I would look forward to winter and building a huge snow fort in the back yard where the snow would drift over my head. When I would come in from the cold, frozen to the bone, my face bright red with snot frozen to it. My grandmother would already have a fire going in the fireplace and milk simmering on the stove for hot chocolate.
Now it has become something I dread. Since Saturday afternoon we've had 31 inches of snow...and counting. That was 31 inches last night at 6pm. It's been snowing since then. Relocating 31 inches of snow is not fun. My arms are sore, my back is sore, my eyes hurt from what I'm guessing is a mild case of snow blindness...I'm just tired.
And it's still snowing. Going to snow all week.
It's kind of hard to appreciate how pretty everything is while covered in a blanket of snow when all you're doing is looking at the stuff 3 feet in front of you that you're pushin
Not So Serious Issue (inspired By Acidic's Blog)
Growing up being outnumbered by women, I've learned a few things.
Always leave the seat down. It doesn't matter that they never leave it up for us as courtesy. How difficult is it to raise/lower the seat?If germs is the problem. use a sheet of toilet paper or *GASP* wash hands after.
Always make note of Aunt Flo's visits. They have the right to be unreasonable but it is nice to know when those times have arrived. Man up and buy the feminine protection when they run out. They are cramping, bitchy and it'll be quieter afterwards as they will see you in different light.
If they insist on hang drying their underwear in the bathroom, put yours up besides theirs. Fair is fair.
If they point right and say go left, go with instinct and protest confusion afterwards.
When clothing shopping, have better vocabulary than "that looks fine" give them your opinion "That makes your butt look huge" is an acceptable response.
Household chores is still gender divided, why? because she would refuse o
I Hate Face Book.........
I've been on there for awhile, but never used it much.
When my space finally got over-saturated with MAFIA updates and gifts and such, I was already comfortable here.
I'd get on FB just to see what my RL friends are up to.
I admit, sometimes it'd be depressing to me....
I'd see that friends I knew in high-school and such now have 2.5 kids, married, and even some who have their own businesses.
Don't get me wrong, I'm really happy for them but especially now that I'm only FIVE years away from hitting 40, it sinks in even more I'll never get that life I always wanted.
Just last night, I visited one of my former student's page to see pics he posted up and found out HE'S now teaching at the school I used to.
Once again, I'm happy for him but I admit...
That was the BEST job I ever had, and miss it big time.
With the life I've had, that was the closest to being "normal" I've ever been.
Alot of times I'd clock in at 7AM and won't leave till 10PM, but I LOVED IT!
And I admit, as I w
Darbas Grandinëje Gauja Visà Dienà
So I work for a customs broker.
I think I've explained this before so let me sum up. All that stuff you buy that says "Made in anywhere but the United States" has to come into the United States from somewhere. When it does, a "customs broker" has to facilitate the entry of those goods and make sure Uncle Sam gets his cut of the profits via duties paid.
It's an interesting job which has provided me with a front row seat to see how NAFTA and the World Trade Organization is destroying the U.S. economy and killing the job market. Woohoo! My job pwns yours! *middle finger to all of you*
All of that useless info is not the point of this blog. If you want to know what some of these terms like NAFTA or duties mean, well, you should know how to use Google by now. If you are not living in the United States and are reading this, just ignore everything I've said so far and pretend I work for a law firm or something.
This blog is about some of the whacky people I work with. Before I go
I know that some of you may not like genital piercings, but i figured this would not be the type of mumm to do.
Some of you know i have pierced my genitals, and im really thinking i want a few. maybe a prince albert if i can work up the courage lol it looks painful but surprisingly enough, the pubic piercing i have didnt hurt nearly as much as i thought, tho a little more than my nipples....
so for you ladies who like piercings on a mans penis, what do you like and why?
and if any of my male friends here, have any...whats the story... I dont want to know about your cock or anything, but whats the deal lol
and for my mumm in a blog... lol
I have just had hoops in my nipples for as long as ive had them pierced, and i bought some rings today.. some hoops and some horse shoes...one set has spikes the other balls... give me your opinions
Gotta love coming home to this message from a complete stranger.
check it out,your in no position to give anyone stipulations.yes i read your profile and quite frankly your attitude stinks.you are nothing special trust me and im not claiming i am cause i know im not but i do have a great and positive attitude with a good aspect on life,however,some people dont.dont overwhelm yourself girl cause you will be disappointed.a college graduate huh,well i am too but i dont go around making stupid remarks like you did on your status about people leaving you a status comment saying they re-rated you.thats being to nice but its too bad you dont know what nice is.its being friendly so obviously you dont know what that is either.if you have any comments or questions,please dont indulge me.you will be ignored.your 23 and have a lot of growing up to do.i dont want to be friends with immature people.about you dont want to be friends with anyone you dont know?how else are you suppost to make friend
Great Friend Add
Hey Beautiful, How are you doing? You are just like the angel that was too fragile to walk the earth yet too beautiful to stay within Heaven's gates! When God created you, my Princess, it was perfection without a flaw. Light can be defined without sun. Sweetness can be defined without honey. Fragrance can be defined without a rose, but beauty cannot be defined without you. You are what defines beauty.
You have GOT to be shittin me...do women actually fall for this shit?
Most Ridiculous Status Of The Day
We all know about the bling beggars and how annoying and sick of that we all are, but this takes todays cake. Not even a salute. Let me run off and PayPal it some cash. If anyone sees any stupid statuses like this out there, feel free to screenshot them for submission. Have a Happy Valentines Day Fubar! May all of you have sex
in real life
Just Say No To Jobs
A comment posted on a NYT article about the jobs bill:
Pollution is destroying us. When we look at pollution, there is no disputing that we are destroying our world. We cannot adapt to polluted air, land, water and food; we are a diseased planet with diseased people and animals. Jobs bills will only continue our destructive oppressive lifestyle and continue to make world problems worse.The only reasonable solution is to retire from the employment lifestyle that is causing the pollutions and other world problems like the energy crisis, disease, war, immigration, reoccurring financial crises and social needs for young and old, etc. Real change is a garden paradise lifestyle with trees, plants and pets that provide fresh food around us; it solves the world problems at the same time. It is the only sustainable lifestyle and the employment lifestyle is unnecessary. We are enslaving people to enrich others. That is evil, not just wrong. It is time for real change; a
Just An Idea...
This is ONLY an idea and not a definite plan yet....so don't get too excited.
I was thinking towards the end of August or so, having a Fubar family and friends BBQ here. Now obviously many of you couldn't make it due to finances, travel arrangements, distance, country you live in, etc....I am aware of this. But, for those that COULD actually make it.....would you want to IF I actually planned it and went through with it? Most of you on my friends and family lists know each other anyway and are pretty cool with each other, so it would be more like a friendly gathering. Finally placing energies with pics and internet personalities. Although anyone bringing their fudrama with someone else to my BBQ will be forced to leave and not in a nice way. I am not having that crap at my place. This is for fun, laughs, dancing, an all around good time. Just an idea and wanted to see if some people would actually want to come IF I did this.....
Let me know.....
Is the current Happy Hour picture giving me a headache? Yes.
Am I having issues with my nose? Yes.
Do I have a cough that won't go away? Yes.
Do I sometimes take things for granted? Yes.
Do I sometimes not think somthing is a big deal to people, then find out it is but it's too late and I've fucked up? Yes
Am I really not all that great of a friend? Yes
Am I done with this "blog"? Yes.
Really.....all of those are true. Really
Mumm Rant ..
I recently went in and peeked at the mumms to see if there was anything good. I found myself dissapointed again, I see a pattern of people using up their mumm posting limit, within close approximation to eachother, one in particualer Bludgeon I tolerate cause he is a big sweety! I think we should be able to have a 3rd voting option to oust a stupid mumm it would prolly cut down on the dumb crap and more towards real fun and advice.
I wonder why the mumm trolls go around trying to piss people off, I myself had a few fans, but they should lose priviledges for being downright nasty people.
I miss the mumms I really do, I love my mummer friends. but you can only tolerate so much retardedness until it gets boring. Should I comb my hair? Should I leave a guy who beats me? what kind of tattoo should I get? where should I get it? fubar or nap? hot or not? will I find my true love online? there should be a damn window licker category when posting a mumm!
I miss the fun!
*whew I ranted..car
Nanaimo Bars (repost)
Nanaimo bars are a rich, decadent, 3-layer, no-bake treat. The bottom crust layer is chocolate, graham cracker crumbs, almonds, and coconut. I'm not sure if this is heresy (Canadian friends? Thoughts?), but I added 1/2 cup of Heath toffee bits to the bottom layer too. Next time I'd add even more, I'm crazy about the stuff. The middle layer is a creamy vanilla custard, and the top is a thin layer of solid chocolate.These bars are ubiquitous in Canada. It's unfathomable that anyone might not have heard of them. Here in the U.S., it's a completely different story. I had to sheepishly ask how to pronounce the name (Nah-Nye-Moh), and of the dozens of people I served these to, almost none had heard of them either. I'm puzzled by this disparity, and it's now my official mission to let every American I know in on one of Canada's best-kept secrets!Nanaimo BarsAdapted from The City of NanaimoPrintable RecipeMakes ~50 barsBottom Layer½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter¼ cup sugar5 tbs
A New Car!!!
So, I'm thinking its new automobile time. I need something good in the snow, and I wouldn't mind something that can haul things. Oh yeah, and I want something that will impress the babes.
Finally had a chance to see this one. I'd wanted to for awhile because I love Scorcese and I've grown to tolerate and sometimes enjoy DiCaprio (he carried The Departed).
Shutter Island is the story of a federal marshall going to a mental institution on an island to investigate an escaped patient.
And that's all I can tell you about that.
I enjoyed it a lot, and my enjoyment is increasing as I sit and think about it after the fact. They did an excellent job of telling this story. I'm sure you know there is a twist, I won't reveal it, but the brilliance is how they make everything still fit after the reveal. Most awful thrillers are ruined by a bad twist or one that completely makes no sense. This one is done perfectly. If you really pay attention it can be almost too obvious, but the way all the pieces fit, the foreshadowing...the symbolism...it's brilliant. Pieces keep locking into place for me after the fact and I really enjoy that. I don't like sloppy thrillers or mys
that is all, kindley show your self to the door.
Appropriate Hoar Default
Pretty much, this is just a joke for girls who understand the joke at hand. Finny and CHARMiiEPANTS wanted to see my makeup. I found a way to make it into a video tutorial. No, it's not for real. I'm just a jerk.
PS. The makeup I use pops up randomly. I gave up on timing.
I broke reality with this leg of lamb>>Alright, today I picked up 3 GIANT ribeyes (more like six, especially how I'll cut em)a bushel of fake crab meatsome red bell peppersand a de-boned leg of lamb ($15 for about... ~>5 servings, not a bad price, not terrific though)Anyway, I didn't REALLY feel like cubing it individually, so I decided to roast whichI never roast >>but tonight I roasted.I preheated my oven to about 350 and I drizzled olive oil on the surface of the meatthere was an entire side of the meat with fat on it, and ... I left it >>what?It'll cook down and into the meat and into the panSome people do this intricate ... slit thing with leg of lamb where they cram garlic into the roastI won't discourage this, but I did not partake todayI took 1/4th a tablespoon of tumeric1/2 a tablespoon of cayenne1/2 a tablespoon of cumin1 1/2 tablespoon of paprikaa tablespoon of saltand rubbed.:3what's good for ribs is ... well.. its curry not barbecue, and its lamb not porkbutshut up its goo
Women Redone...for The Glitchy Blog
figured i would do this...
what i find attractive in women:
sense of humour
someone who shows they they dont hate women or has a distrust of women
initially i give all women a little bit more respect than i have given men. i love saucy, funny, brainy woman. i dislike women who play a role...usually it is the "dumb" role. i see this in real life a lot and a fair bit on here and in the mumms. i dont mean education wise either
i have always noticed the new chicks in the mumms...but only when they show they have some kick to them
not saying i am looking for a woman on here
just clearing the air for a few chicks who have asked me things
If You Don't Mind :) Keep My Mom In Your Thoughts
My mother has been in the hospital all week.She was moved to ICU this evening.
She has several health issues and is septic .Gotta say thanks to the losers doing her dialysis for not using sterile technique.
Sorry,I am upset and tired of her having to go through this.
Please send positive vibes her way :)
Emo Blogging Tips
A tumour (or tumor) is what you get from cancer. A tuber is a potato. I may care about the former, if I don't think you're full of shit because your apparent diagnosis and symptoms (reported and demonstrated, or not) are at odds with everything currently known about any form of cancer. I will definitely not care about the latter.
If you need attention, or solace, or comfort...don't use the pain of others to get it - be honest, you don't want me to keep your neighbour's hairdresser's aunt's dog Trixie who has arthritis of the left paw in my thoughts, you want me to tell you I (h) you. I probably won't, but you have a better chance.
Your 'poetry' (yes it gets inverted commas) is not the work of a tortured artist whose genius is just ahead of its time. It is more reminiscent of a 13yo who's suffered their first papercut. Yes, you are soooooooo alone. Deal with it. Yes, nobody understands you. Deal with it. Yes he treated you like JASSOTI, maybe that's because you are. Deal with th
Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That.....
I think it's time I come clean about me and Crisis. I had been bombing his folder pretty heavily as I have been with all my friends. he sent me a message:
> > > > > > > === 'Name Crisis' wrote the following at '2010-10-22 05:21:45'..> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > I feel like I owe you for all this bombing. I have a big box of Fransia wine and some bubble bath that comes in a champagne bottle. Wanna make out?> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > === ' witty screen name' wrote the following at '2010-10-21 19:02:22'..> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > Your photo album was Cherry Bombed by:
witty screen name
146 photos in the album were rated an 11 and you've received 8,030 points and fuBucks!
I DID want to make out. I asked him to wear that pink lipstick he has on in that one pic that "he says" mel made him. He told me he already had it on. Meh, what can I say I like it a little freaky.
We met at a bar that was half way between his state and mine. We ordered 12 shots of whiskey a
If you could tell the opposite sex 1 thing, and make them understand it... what would it be?
Please be detailed in your comment.
As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.
Please check out the other questions of the day.
Please Rate This Blog
Not Tellin's blog about favorite Christmas songs is the inspiration for this blog. What is your favorite Christmas movie? Or favorite Christmas special on tv or favorite scene from a Christmas episode of a favorite show?
Favorite Christmas movies:
It's a Wonderful Life
A Christmas Story
Miracle on 34th Street
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer
Frosty the Snowman
Favorite Christmas scene from a tv show:
The Holiday Armadillo!! Ross Gellar from Friends dresses up as an armadillo for his son because that's the only costume available.
Get Him To The Greek
is one of my new fav funniest movies ever. awesome, i laughed so hard, snorted, and couldnt stop at some points. thoroughly enjoyable
(Y) see it
Stolen From Kerry Via Ick
1. Do you like chinese food?
Some of its ok...the rest i could do without2. How big is your bed?
queen...but i want a King
3. Is your room clean?
My bed isnt made...
4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
I have both; I am on my laptop
5. Favorite comedian?
Chris Rock. End of story
6. Do you smoke?
I smoke cigars.....cigarettes are a nasty filthy habit
7. Does anyone like you?
Yeah....But sometimes i wonder
8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
I thought Janet Reno was a sexy bitch.10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
boxers...i dont like to be restricted while sleeping
11. Who sleeps with you every night?
me, myself and I
12. Do long distance relationships work?
I have tried....and failed miserably
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
More times than i care to count...
14. Pancakes or French Toast?
French Toast....i like the powdered sugar on top
15. Do you like coffee?
No thanks...Im a tea person
16. How do you like your eggs?
I have an audio processing disorder (APD) ... kinda like dyslexia for ears. Over the years it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. I can't process sounds like someone with ...well, 'normal' hearing would, although the levels I hear them at are perfectly 'normal'. My mother said I was just like my father "ignorant". ... Actually he was, he just tuned himself out to all her nagging. And although I loved and adored my mother she was a blatant nag and I actually miss her nagging in my life. If she was here now i'd still be a virgin ... now i'm digressing.
APD .. when I sit at the nursing station the buzzer can go off right in my ear and it won't register. I get wrong of course. Good excuse huh ?? I have APD! .. you have what ??? ... nevermind. I get irritated at having to explain that NO i'm not deaf, stupid, ignorant, rude or terminally dumb from having a hearing deficit or being blonde, maybe both.
When you wish to get my attention, don't utter gibberish at the side of me or beh
I keep typing, watching the cursor move along as I create clusters of words that seem to form proper sentences. As soon as my thoughts are down in text, my right ring finger is hunting for the backspace key and making the cursor pave down my intentions before I've given them a second chance.
It's been an on-going battle between fingertips and keys for almost a week.
There are things I want, need, to get off of my chest, but the weight of the promise of relief practically feels heavier than just hanging on to what I've got. I feel like Charlie Brown with that damn rain cloud following me everywhere I go.
Put on a happy face, society says. So I do.
I'm fine, I tell society. So it thinks I am.
I'm not. But I will be.
Sometimes, I wish the backspace option was available in everyday life. Like that time that I pushed myself too hard and nearly had an emotional meltdown as a result of it.
So, yeah, "that time" was this past seven or eight days. The main course that Chef Life served up
Errrr this guy I was seeing last year (not the guy who I went out with recently who stopped texting me) I was meant to start seeing again but then guess what...HE'S MARRIED!
Okay it's not as bad as it sounds, he was with his ex and they decided to get married quite young (considering he's my age) and he mentioned it today and I was all like 'woah woah WHAT!?' and then he was all like 'I told you last year when we first met and I even showed you pictures' and there's me thinking right I don't remember this and I'm pretty sure THAT isn't something I'd forget easy. Anyways, he said he's been seperated with her for a good few years, but the last time he went back to Thailand a few months ago (she's thai) he stayed with her and he told me she's been wanting to get back together again but he isn't sure. Anyhoo, I figured that they may have gotten married so she could get a passport or something but she's not in the country so I guess not.He did seem genuine in thinking that he told me (c
High blood pressure under control.....CHECK
Lose weight....In process of
Exercise....Check AND mate
Wow...I am awesome
The doctor was really pleased with me... Gave me a pat on the back AND an atta girl :D