Fubar Blog Posts 4

Atlanta
I'm flying to Atlanta, tomorrow. Bright and early, 6am flight on Delta. There, I will be loading and configuring software in a welding robot, programming parts, and going to my hotel to pass-out and program more parts in the morning. I fly home late Thursday. I also hope to meet a couple friends of mine from an occult message board we used to be on. I've known them for the better part of the last 6 years or so and still talk all the time on twitter. That's where everyone migrated to. My blogs are hella interesting today, don't you think? lol

I Have A Problem
I am letting something that a guy said make me go backwards in my journey to a healthy me. Basically he told me I was too fat to date, which would spur most people to lose weight.. It's actually making me revert back to my poor eating habits, making excuses not to walk, or run I need someone, anyone to slap the shit outta me.

The State Of Fubar - June 2012.
Sometimes you know when things aren't right. This is one of them... Yesterday, the biggest tax ever in the history of the United States was upheld by the Supreme Court. Thus proving what we've said here for about 3 1/2 years now - that Obama is the biggest liar and Socialist we have ever had in the White House. Also, our Attorney General was found in criminal and civil contempt of Congress for failure to provide documentation required regarding the Fast and Furious gun running operation to Mexico. If you don't know what that is, Google it. That too, was historical. But you know, if you looked around here, you would think it's just like any other day. Nary a peep or a word or anyone really paying attention to the outside world.... ...there was a time when this actually mattered to users on here. That time has long since passed. There was a time when real life things like marriages, babies, job promotions, etc, were celebrated by packs or groups of people here. Those days have also

My Time On Fu/being Red
First and foremost, I want to thank all my fam and friends. I have met some really good people on FU and some not so good people lol. FU represents different things for different people. I first got on FU when I was still married. I wasnt doing well in RL with my marriage and FU was a nice getaway. Nice break from the stresses of RL (all you unhappily married people know what I am talking about). Little by little I got hooked on FU. It was easy to get hooked. It gave me something to do (levels, ...) and I would talk to people all day. I even got addicted to sending out blings, it was so easy to do. During work, I would just jump on between my patients and at night, as soon as my kids went to bed. About 9 months ago, when the planets were lined up perfectly, I threw in the towel and filed for divorce (yes, I tried working it out but she was not intereted). Took 3.5 months for the judge to sign the papers from when I served her with the papers. The divorce was as amicable as

What Can Be Said
What Can Be Said What can be said, when there are no words at all?, about nineteen brother firefighters who rushed into roaring flames in what would be their final call. As debris fell around them and smoke filled their chest still they battled on because they are some of the very best. They run into places where others run out, they are some of the bravest there are, this there is no doubt. Yes, there are risks and sometimes lives are lost, but to lose nineteen brother firefighters is such a terrible cost. They rush into roaring flames often on dangerous grounds they are the best you'll ever see, they were the bravest ever found. What can be said when there are no words at all, we'll take your memory and act of heroism with us everytime we answer the call. Danny K. Winchester II (7/12/13)

Please Help
So some of my pics were stolen and posted to anonib.com. This has happened to a bunch of girls on here. Because of that I have had to restrict access to most of my pics on here. Through some research I hve discovered that there is a petition to get the site investigated by the FBI for endangering women and also posting child pornography. It needs 7,500 signatures to get sent to the FBI and is currently at about 6,850. We need people to sign that shit if there is any chance of anonib getting shut down. The petition is being hosted at change.org here: http://www.change.org/petitions/united-states-federal-bureau-of-investigation-shut-down-anonib-com-on-the-grounds-of-child-porn-and-endangerment-of-women My husband Altreac says that if the petition can get the remaining signatures it needs, that will be the first step towards me being able to post pics again and reshare the pics that I currently have set to private. Afterwards he has one more condition that needs to be met, which I will a

Tweaks To Mumms..
i'm about to enable some changes to the mumm feature. i'm sure some people will piss and moan, and perhaps 1 or 2 people will like it. either way, this is just a heads up. :-) it'll cost 100 cherry bucks to post a mumm. the poster of the mumm will get cherry bucks everytime someone votes on the mumm. you'll receive cherry bucks everytime you vote on a mumm. everytime someone bitches at me for doing this i'll kill a kitten. thanks, happy presidents day!! :-D EDIT: woops almost forgot. you'll also see a 'favorite mumms' box near the recent mumms box on all the mumm pages. this box contains a list of mumms you've recently been active in (either viewing, commenting, or voting), so that you can easily find them again. -mike

Nsfw Madness
This thing with NSFW has to stop people are geting flaged left right and center this is ridiculous tis is suposed to be an adult site personaly all my folders are set to friands only so to see them u need to be on my friands list they not open to the public at all. Now my friands that agrées with me are geting flaged fo no reasons i created a folder named what is nsfw bout it for anion wishing to put a pic in it that was wrongly flaged . Wren fit joigne this site it was fun you could make friands and have a blast now i can’t even crase tags for people with out woundering if they will be flaged. I dont mind if i make a mistake and load an explicit tag in my defeuillé by accident but in restricted folders it’s ridiculous as its not open to the pubic at all. I’m not bashing no one in particular but this nonsence and unfairness has to stop. I brought 40 people to this site now i’m woundering we are all aboie 18 or supused to be . We made a morph to show how ridiculous this t

Spokenword(video Blog) : Slavery Incorporated By Marq
Slavery Incorporated In this rendition, I fight submission With every fiber of my being Hell no, I won’t listen or succumb to a submissive By the power that you’re welding You are not superior, this is purely circumstantial Just lucky you do not suffer these financial Bills & debts that plague us meager Yet we are stronger, & you are weaker Cause, if we switched places, you would just die Oh dear god I can’t live on 225.00 Praying on your knees you would rave & writhe Have a pity party & commit suicide So ashamed that you fell from the upper classes Dying a poor self-righteous pompous bastard I’d even engrave that in your tombstone Jus to announce & make known To future generations so they can all see That you sir were the epitome of the gluttonous & greedy Yea me?I found myself falling into that same abyss But I saved myself from joining you prick It was when my constitution was weak & my morale was low This blaze of passion was subsiding so I caught myself b

Mumm Information And Penalty Info
MuMMers...as per Scrapper's Instructions: PLEASE READ! First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog. 1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama. 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legitimate questions asking for advice from our community. The format is self explanatory. Do not deviate from the format or your MuMM will be deleted. 3. MuMMs are NOT the bulletin board, Stash, photo gallery or your own personal blog to rant. MuMMs are not meant to perpetuate drama towards another user or the s

List # 2 Of Club F.a.r. Members As Of Dec. 06, 2007
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... TEAM GREATNESS BiBabyGirl ~CLUB F.A.R.~ & SHADOW LEVELER@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. #1 Team CPT~H.O.F.Fu Angels~ Fu Cruise~@ fubar ~*~Christine aka ♥SweetAngel♥@ fubar Ms. Mona Doll@ fubar ßãÐ Gî®L 4 LîFê ãKã LãÐý ®ãGË ~†~ Member Of Club F.A.R. (&) I.B.N. ~†~@ fubar

Lounge Etiquette For Those Who Dont Know
lounge etiquette just like anywhere in the world you need etiquette to be able to survive, you also need them in lounges so you dont accidentally do something that might get you silenced banned or ejected from a lounge.. #1 READ the lounge rules before you type, all lounges are diffrent #2 dont push your RELIGIOUS views on others,not everyone is the same religion and in the end we will all find out who is right, so keep it that way, #3 ABSOLUTLY DO NOT come into a lounge asking if your dj's can come dj for you, its disrespectful and should be done in a sb.. (for those who dont know a sb is a shoutbox) #4 LOUNGES are ment to be fun, not ment to drag your personal REAL life drama into , keep that in RL not online.. We all wanna talk and get to know you but we dont need to have the first impression that your a attention seeker, #5If you don't like the music being played you can always make a request.. most lounges on here have live djs most of the time and song requests

Family List # 1
HERE ARE THE LINKS TO EVERYONE IN OUR FAMILY PLEASE BE SURE THAT YOU VISIT EVERYONES PAGE AND RATE THEIR PAGE FAN THEM AND ADD THEM AS A FRIEND LETS SHOW EVERYONE WHAT *NATIVE AMERICAN PRIDE* IS ALL ABOUT WE ARE GROWING BY THE DAY AND THANK YOU ALL FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU HAVE SHOWN . A REMINDER TO PLEASE READ THE FAMILY RULES EVERYTHING THERE IS A MUST IF YOU DO NOT FEEL LIKE YOU CAN HANDLE IT THEN THEIR WILL BE NO NEED TO MOVE FORWARD . misticbreeze member Native American Pride @ fubar Blueeyedbadgrl@ fubar browneyes@ fubar N.A.P~ blueeyed cherokee princess~N.A.P@ fubar Φ†í§ღ - N.A.P. and BLS Arkansas Chapter member@ fubar »-(¯`v´¯)-» slavedolphin »-(¯`v´¯)-» ~"babygirl" ~ Proud Member Of ~ N.A.P. ~ Spankers ~@ fubar angelwingz25~ N.A.P Family~Fu_Angel

Prop 420, The U.s. H.e.m.p. Act (release Copy)
Proposition 420 The U.S. H.E.M.P. Act United States Homeland Economic Management Provisions Act A proposition initiative by Kenneth N. Bykerk, Citizen (ConquerorWyrm@hotmail.com) Section 1: Medicinal Marijuana PURPOSE: To allow for patient prescribed use, cultivation and possession for personal medicinal use of cannabis products; ---------- The patient should be the one to decide whether or not they need or would like to use cannabis as a medicine of choice for pain management, appetite stimulation or any other ailment which cannabis has been suspected or proven to assist with. PURPOSE: To establish the method of use and the dosage of medicinal cannabis use. ---------- Being that dosage amounts work differently for each individual, even for the same individual at different times or for different reasons or through consumption methods, and that potency is both non-lethal as well as uncontrollably variable depending upon the product acquired or cultivated, it is impos

Whats With This Place?
It seems like I cannot make anyone happy here. I know ur not suppose to let things get to u, its just the internet blah blah, but fuck man, everyday It seems I got somone pissed at me or others giving me the cold shoulder. While still others are not commenting me like they normally would because they dont want to be visited by profile stalkers. WTF is that. Not sure why. I do not expreience this in the real world. But this place....fuckNa. I have alot of fun bullshitting around and all that..cause for me thats all this place is for. But now its becoming this thing where I gotta watch what I say or comment or post or else someone will get pissed. I feel like I am walking on eggshells. Bash me Ignore me Fuck it Fuck off Fuck whatever

Coke/pepsi Codes Contest
My Coke Rewards M, 41North Syracuse, NY Contest is over. Final Tallies are currently being counted. RULES: 1) MUST HAVE VALID ADDRESS TO RECEIVE PRIZE. (NO PO BOXES!) PRIZE WILL BE SNAIL-MAILED TO YOU. SO IF YOU DO WIN THE PRIZE, DON'T ACT LIKE A JERKOFF(LIKE THE LAST WINNER DID), BECAUSE YOUR PRIZE ISN'T FEDEX'D TO YOU. 2) THIS CONTEST WILL BE ONLY FOR "MY COKE REWARDS" & "PEPSI STUFF" CODES ONLY. 3) THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE A CERTIFICATE FOR A ONE-TOPPING LARGE PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA. (VALUE $14.50) 3) ALL CODES MUST BE VALID. ANYONE SENDING MULTIPLE NON-VALID CODES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. IT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU TO PROVIDE ACCURATE CODES, SO PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE POSTING THE CORRECT LETTERS, FOR SUCH. AND, IF YOUR TRYING TO PULL A FASTONE & PURPOSELY SEND FAKE CODES, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER. 4) DO NOT POST CODES IN THIS BULLETIN! ONLY CODES SENT VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE(NOT SHOUTBOX!) WILL BE ACCEPTED FOR THIS CONTEST. TO GO DIRECTLY TO MY PM LINK: http:/

Do I Look Like A People Person?
I have a carefully cultivated aura of "Piss Off" around me, and yet people still see me as a person that they need to walk up and talk to when I am trying to work. (Ok, so I am on Fubar, but they don't know that) So here is a list of things I do not want to talk about with my co-workers when I am "working." * Your girlfriends mother * Your dog's testicles * Your feelings on the US Postal Service * The part time job you had when you were 16 * Your 7th Grade Social Studies Teacher * Where person _______ is, not my day to watch them Thank you for your support.

My Random Surrrvey
50 Odd ThingsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey 1. Do you like blue cheese? sorta 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? every day 3. Do you own a gun? not yet 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? diarrhea 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? yeah, esp for my STD exams 6. What do you think of hot dogs? I eat them 7. Favorite Christmas song? Granma Got Ran Over by Reigndeer 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Vodka, duh 9. Can you do push ups? yes 10. Why do you post surveys? so I get famous one day 11. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? dried penis necklace 12. Favorite hobby? krafts n shit (in that order) 13. Are your toes painted? no 14. Do you have A.D.D.? lookie, a bird! 15. What is one trait that you hate about yourself? lazy, stubborn, unattentive...oh, just 1? 16. Middle name? Grigorievna (ok, its Russian, means daughter of Greg) 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment i have to pee, its raining, I wonder why I am doing thi

Birch Tree
birch tree, I see you stand all alone In a clearing, so far removed from others. You strive to belong in the woods with them, To be among your sisters and your brothers But strong roots keep holding you down to the ground, All you can do is tilt your head and flail your arms Hoping they will see your struggle, come to you, But they are attached as well, and can't abandon their realms As days and nights go by, you hear them whisper in the wind. You want to share your dreams at night, and celebrate beginnings of each day; But distance is too big, and they can't hear; You look at them with tired eyes, and quietly wonder what they say The day is coming to an end, The clearing and the forest stand in the dark Your green head is tilted down, you feel defeat, And clear bitter sap is running down your bark. You fall asleep and see the dreams Of standing in the woods, with theirs your branches intertwine. You feel the wind caress your leaves, And bring your soul a

Funny Enough
I actually liked the new Rocky Balboa movie. I'm serious. It wasn't nearly as cheesy as the first 19 Rockys. It *might* have had something to do with Milo Vitimiglia playing the son. But since he wasn't in it all that much, I don't know. I'll have to watch it again tonight to be sure. Is it weird that Sly totally endeared himself to me in the scene where he cried? I wanted to hug him. And Jay, since we're on movies, you're right, PSH redeemed himself in Charlie Wilson's War. But only slightly.

Worst Tattoos Ever Vol. 1
I've always been a advocate of people getting really unique, innovative tattoos. I, myself, make sure that everything I get isn't anything that anyone else has. That's one of the reasons why I design all my own stuff. What you are about to see are tattoos that are indeed, very unique. But it's not because they had someone from Miami Ink or Hart and Huntington or even Kat Von D work their amazing magic on them. It's because they're subhuman fucking morons who have either given up on life or are just too fucking ignorant to even know they have a hideously disfigured their bodies with a living, breathing joke. Let's have a look. I can't really rank these, but I'll try and save the best for last.Well, I guess if you're trying to distract people from your vile back fat, you might as well cover it in Star Wars characters, right? The force is strong with this one...Just in case this man ever needs surgery on his clavicle, the doctor won't need to waste any time going through his old medical b

My Fu Family!
Just have to take a minute and share with you some of my fave Fu's! These are the members of my Fu Family!! Here's the deal! You go and rate/fan/add all of these Fu's and then send me a message to get a few goodies from me! They will all send the fu-love back to you as well! Be sure to tell them that Cuffed sent ya! If they are already a friend then just drop them a comment thats says Cuffed sent me and drop them a rate or two. Ok and they are..... Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones@ fubar † TboneDaddy †@ fubar Dr@gonMaster© @ fubar "Master" of Desires@ fubar «WikdClownz69» Juggalo Mafia™© You've Been C£own'd, Yo!!!@ fubar ÐJ Master RavenWolf

Fubar People
I am upset over the fact that so many people here on fubar only look at a person's picture they only see the person's picture and base there picture on what kind of person that person might be...i mean you can be skinny..fat..ugly..beautiful whatever...why do you all feel the need to put other's down...is it because you feel so disgusted with your own self appearance that you feel the need to skip over someones profile just because they aren't one of the so called beautiful people of fubar land? Im not saying that all the men on here just go for the beautiful women here because women do it to they skip over the geeky guy just because their picture isnt appealing...the same goes for men too...we've all done this on him im sure...bad thing is people don't read profiles and base their decision on the person's picture...it's rare that you see a bbw on a skinny guys page...i mean the really model looking men don't do things like that...to them it's like oh no that would taint my profile...w

Winner Me.
Listen. I don't have cool HTML skills which enable me to make this blog/bulletin a sparkly affair. I am talentless. And sick. With the death. But I still made SS a salute because I r a point whore who wants a HH or bling. So, what you should do is click this link and rate my picture. WINNER ME, bitches.

My Son Is A Dork
Or I am a cool as hell Mom. :P I am sound asleep this morning and my phone rings. I rush to get it. I hear loud music and my son yelling........... "Mom, they're backkkkkkkk!!!!!!!" He had just picked up the new Metallica album! He didn't call his best friend, or his fave cousin. He called me. *Big smile* I haz teh happy.

Own Me?
That's right!!! You could own your every own Cubby. He's even house-broken. :D So i'm in DaisyBlue @ LarryB's Bish auction. Here is just some of the things you get by owning a Cubby. Plus some other surprises. I'm sure i'll make a great bish to some lucky person, so go place a bid on me if you think you can handle me for a month. :P I have changed the name part. I'll put you in my name for 30 days. Go buy a Cubby. If you dare...... Click below

Update On My Crazy Life As I Know It!
so i know i havent been around much... yet again! everytime i think things are getting better and i have some time to catch up with you all, i seem to fall off the face of the earth again lol. so i am going to give you all an update of where i am at to try to make things a bit more clear..... recently my 5 yr old son started tests for aspergers syndrome. it has and still will be a bit of a long haul until we know for sure. he is a happy kid and is always smiling so hopefully it wont be anything that will affect him throughout his life... so far so good! he is a smart kid and i am proud to say that he has been accepted into one of the best private schools for kindergarten. he doesn't seem phased by anything.. but for me it has been an emotional journey and mentally exhausting. i moved house a couple of weeks ago also so i have been busy trying to get organised around my busy work and home life. my cousin who you all know as MoMmY on here left work about 6 weeks ago so i have had t

Fyi: "about Me"
TAKE NOTE: I'm NOT interested in trying to see if the grass is greener on the other side or how "big" your cock is. If you were so damn great, you would already be taken, right? Yes, I'm a jealous wife. Remember that! I'd appreciate it if you would respect ME, if you're on my husband's account and not offer your "services" to him. It pisses me off and I DON'T like home-wrecking whores. If your life sucks that badly, get a new one. Don't try to ruin mine to make yours better. Chances are that you won't be happy with the results anyways. I'm content with what I have and LOVE it. However, I don't care if you swap nudes or drool over each others pics or even flirt. Just remember, there are lines that should NOT be crossed, regardless of who says what to whom. Just remember, if you wouldn't want another woman to do it to you, don't do it to me. Have some self-respect for yourself and for my family. Crossing the line includes you offering things such as blowjobs, sex, etc. "if

Week 10
Hey all. Here is the schedule for Week 10. Picks aren't due until Saturday, but don't forget there is a Thursday game.. so if you want to just get your Thursday Night game pick in now or tomorrow, and the rest to me Saturday that will be fine. Thurs, Nov 6th DEN @ CLE Sun, Nov 9th NO @ ATL TEN @ CHI JAC @ DET BAL @ HOU SEA @ MIA GB @ MIN BUF @ NE STL @ NYJ CAR @ OAK IND @ PIT KC @ SD NYG @ PHI Mon, Nov 10th SF @ ARI BYES: CLEVELAND, DALLAS, TAMPA BAY, AND WASHINGTON. GOOD LUCK ALL. I WILL BE AWAY FROM FU FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, WILL CHECK IN FOR THE PICKS WHEN I HAVE TIME.. ALSO WILL BE POSTING STATS FOR WEEK 9 WHEN I HAVE TIME. LATER.

Why Did I Not Rate You?
I've been browsing around fubar and checking out profiles. Some of you have shouted and private messaged me wondering why I didn't rate or comment your profile. I'm sorry. I would have atleast rated if I could, but my account has been blocked from doing rates, comments, shouts, bulletins for several months now. If you want me to rate you then get a petition going and send it to babyJ and scrapper. If they won't listen to me alone maybe they will listen to all of you. Until then, I won't be able to rate or comment ya :( I'm getting lots of mail. I don't reply to everyone. I don't have that much time to spend on here to be able to reply to everyone. So please don't be offended if I didn't reply to you. It's not personal. I just have a busy life outside of fubarland. I don't do the fan thing just because someone became a fan of me. That's not how it works. If I become a fan of you it's because either I connected with you and think you're cool or because I simply think you're attract

My Trip!
This is gonna be a long one, so pour yourself a pint of Guinness and get settled in! So, as you may have already gathered, I have returned from vacation. Yay! For those who missed it, I was in London for three days, then in Ireland for just over a week. I have exactly one crapton of pictures, but seeing as how I just got in last night and had to work this morning, I haven't had time to sort through them yet. I'll do that soon and put up the best ones here. So, London. It was very... British. I really enjoyed it, actually. I managed to see most of the major sights thanks to one of those awesome double-decker bus tours. Didn't have time to go in the British Museum though. Boo! I did get to have tea in the crypt of St. Martins-in-the-Field church, just off of Trafalgar Square. It was neat! London has an interesting feel to it. Seems like most of the buildings are row after solid row. Combine that with the strange layout of streets jutting off at odd angles, and it kind of made me

Cocky
Yesterday I was in a great mood, feeling really good about myself and happy. I had an appointment with a trainer at the gym at 4pm so i decided I'd get there early and do some cardio. I go to the locker room and change, got my ipod. Start walkin up to the treadmills and a cute girl walks by me looks me up and down and gives me a grin. A few minutes later, into my run a bit, another girl looks at me and grins...wow I really must be lookin as good as i feel i think. Get off the treadmill to meet the trainer takin off my ipod I go to slip it in my pocket...huh no pocket...I was sure these shorts had pockets...I look down and it looks like i am ready to smuggle somethin up front, and at that point I realize that the shorts were snug on my ass too....I reach back and feel the draw string...FUCK I have my shorts on backwards. So my day ended on a humbling note...

Bitch
An update: Yesterday, I went in to lay down track for the parts I auditioned for (and passed). I wasn’t pleased. The appointment was at 3 PM and at 10:30 that morning until 5:30 that night, I didn’t get a breath. My other job, normally dry, rained. And when that job rains, it pours; a seven hour torrent. Needless to say, I was anxious and over extended and I could hear it. I finished the copy, two takes each, and apologized for not being on top of my game. She thanked me saying, “Sirvice (not really), your worst is better than everyone else’s best." Bitch.

The Cupcake Test
What Your Cupcake Says About You At parties, you are energetic and outgoing. You really feel comfortable in a crowd. You hardly have any restraint. You only hold yourself back when absolutely necessary. The most important thing in your life is fun. You are laid back, flexible, and easy to get along with. To know you is to care for you. The Cupcake Test

My Happy List
okay, i'm a little bit behind the rest, but i decided to post my own happy list. it was fun random evan-isms evan giggles a really good song--songs make me feel a myriad of emotions...eh, most often "really good" songs make me horny especially considering I like both music and sex to be hard and dirty, but sometimes certain songs do bring happiness.. examples: The Theft by Atreyu-happy My Confession by Otep-horny The Reflection by Trustcompany-horny Plush by STP--happy staying up all night by myself for no good reason books that beg to be finished (the last example--Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk) cute panties sarcastic comebacks that catch me off guard...sarcasm altogether really surprises--like when several pharmacy customers sent me flowers on my birthday When someone pushes my hair out of my face and touches the corner of my mouth Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers Amazon.com morning sex singing in the

Parenting School Refusers
Tomorrow I attend my first meeting which will look at developing a 'pathway' to support school refusers. Defn: A child/young person who refuses to attend a statutory education provision based on anxiety related phobia. (my definition, don't like it, offer another) My part in all this will be to ensure that the parents/carers of the city I work for are represented fairly and constructively. Having supported parents around many concerns they have for their child's provision of education; health needs; welfare needs, etc, for approximately 8 years now, which has included school refusal, I have several ideas of what would be good to put in place. These include clear avenues for parents to explore around alternative provisions and a publication to support parents in making contact with relevant agencies who could offer support. What I thought might be useful, just for my own personal learning development, is to get some kind of international perspective on this and hopefull

Contest Weiners, I Mean Winners.
Alrighty, the contest winners are as follows: 1st: Big Tom 9.62 Auto 11 2nd: Big Tom 9.42 receives 20 credit bling 3rd: Big Tom 9.34 receives 10 credit bling 4th: MooMoo 9.30 receives 5 credit bling 5th: Jen 8.88 receives 1 credit bling However, Tom has agreed to graciously give up his prizes since he entered the contest just for fun (and cuz he likes to make pics). SO, the absolute final winners of the contest are: 1st: MooMoo 9.30 receives auto 11 2nd: Jen 8.88 receives 20 credit bling 3rd: John&Sharon 8.85 receives 10 credit bling 4th: Jen 8.82 receives 5 credit bling 5th: Jen 8.60 receives 3 credit bling 6th: Psychosocial 8.58 receives 1 credit bling Tom's generousity inspired me to add another prize. I will still take care of Tom since I feel he still deserves a prize. Thank you to every for being a part of my contest. All of the pics are awesome! I will be awarding the prizes in the next 24 hours during a happy hour.

Yup Blah
Yup today I haz teh blahs... seems like whatever can go wrong in my life will and is :( Sure I got the car, and yes the bastard I bought it from screwed me HARD! When I went to get the oil changed, they told me that my tires are no street legal. I have called around everywhere for used tires (I have VERY little funds left thanks to the alternator and the oil change) and every place I called basically said *good luck*, the tires are a shit size, hell a lot of these places dont even carry them new in this size. So today while it is snowing like a bitch, this girl wont be going anywhere at all until it lets up. I also need a tune up worse then anything, the air filter is NASTY ASS... I am in the blah stages of hating like hell being alone as well. I want a job and a life... ugh //end rant... thinks in my head about going to spray paint on assholes house next time you FVCK SOMEONE at least GET THEM WET!!! But even that asshole isnt worth going to jail over...

Assholes
I hate men who give our gender a bad name. More than that, it sickens me that women put up with so much shit just so they aren't alone. Many of my friends have complained to me about their relationships, and it saddens me that they put up with so much horse-shit. They deserve so much better...and the ones that don't, I don't talk to. I mean...I just don't understand the logic in it. How can you love someone that treats you like shit. Here are just a few examples of what I mean: He yells if dinner isn't ready when he comes home. I'm sorry...but a gentleman never raises his voice over such petty matters. A woman is to be treasured for who she is, not a slave for your own desires at your own schedule. So dinner is not ready, so what? Is that the end of the world? After being apart for 8-9 hours, the only thing I want from my woman is a kiss and a hug, to look in her eyes and let her know I love her and missed her. Perhaps she has had a difficult day, instead of getting upset I would ju

More Blahness
I am hurting. :( Yesterday we rotated my tires (the bald ones we put on the back). It was brutally cold and windy. My hatchback doesnt stay up on its own, so I had it propped open with a broomstick. Stupidest mistake yet... was putting the jack and stuff back in and was really leaning into the hatchback.... the stick blew out and slammed the metal of the door right down in the middle of my back where it was injured in October. I didnt really feel it yesterday cuz of how cold it was outside, but last night I certainly did and today I am :( Can anything else go wrong? and hi how are you guys?

(how To) Nsfw_list
(How To) Nsfw ListIt's not secret info.It's not late breaking news.It's arguably Fubar.com's most discussed topic.NSFW Content Displayed On Fubar.comI'm pretty sure you've gotten that message in your inbox... the nasty letter from Fubar Shop informing you that your favorite picture of you wearing a speedo, bra or thong has been flagged as containing adult content (commonly referred to as Not Safe For Work or NSFW for short). I'm also sure you've looked at that photo and said, "Well, I don't see this as offensive" and stormed into the Support Lounge or sent a shout / private message to a Fubar Bouncer and stated, "Please, Tell me why this image is offensive??" or gave a small rambling of "Member Unfairness."It seems the bigger issue is that the general membership and the bouncers that moderate public areas are not on the same page when it comes to what is considered SFW and what is trulyNSFW.This article/blog will serve two purposes:To educate the reader on exactly what bouncers are ins

Let's Shoot Some Shit, Alrighty?
tonight, i hung out with friends. we watched mystery science theatre 3000 at some point. i laughed and laughed...it made me think about all my blogging friends and our witty jabs back and forth--the sarcasm..dry and dark. It all just seemed familiar. Is it sad that I'm out with friends and I think about this place here? Who knows? I was also shown the proper way to kill zombies on a game called left 4 dead. i'm not a video game player, but i really don't mind watching someone else play. zombies were everywhere...green vomit, ropey tongues, exploding heads. pretty all around gross, but i watched with fervor anyway, even jumping at appropriate moments. at one point, a warning flashed up about opening a door. open this door and be prepared for a horde. a horde of zombies. jeez. Steve, who was playing at that time, looks at me and says "let's shoot some shit, alrighty?" *swoon* i heart dorkiness.

Wtf
Ok so I pretty much give up on ASSHOLES Why is it cool fora dude to get what he wants.. Talking about my so called BF, I would think all the fucking Blow jobs I gave him, I would get something in return.. ANY guy should be lucky to get 1/2 as many as I give him. and when I want something he refuses.. I mean.. I don't stink down there..I would know. WTF i'm so fucking pissed. fuck fuck fuck.. anyone near me wanna bang??? ok sorry needed to vent... oh im talking about sex =)

Ridley Scott To Remake The A-team
"Director Ridley Scott has signed up to produce the big screen remake of 1980s TV show The A-Team, according to industry paper Variety. The film, due out in 2010, will be updated so that the army veterans will have fought in the Middle East and not in Vietnam, Variety adds. " I really think Ridley Scott's over-rated. When was the last time he made a good film? Source : BBC.co.uk/news

Cuppycake's Saga Ends
So most of you know the story of Cuppycake-a woman that made my good friend fall for her big time. She then rescued someone in the hurricane, got meningitis, and died. well, two weeks ago, that said friend decided to call her, just to finally put the case to rest and out of sheer curiosity, and... voila! the dumb bitch wasn't even smart enough not to pick up the phone. So I guess the dead can not only walk, but also talk. To all those curious Nancies out there, who wanted to know the truth: here it is. For the scumbags that were involved in this garbage: you know who you are, and I hope that made your pathetic lil lives better for just a moment.

My Nerd Is Showing Again
i just downloaded a shit load of old radio shows i haz a happy, i love listening to the old creepy shows like the shadow. and yes i know my nerdiness is getting out of hand and good morning gimme all your coffee~!!!!

Peeve
One of my pet peeves is people calling me "cutie". I am not a bunny rabbit, or a 12 year old. Pretty much anyone that calls me that doesn't have a chance of me responding to their "hey, cutie". *I'm sure some of you, assholes, will do just that right now ;p

Taking A Break
So here's the thing - I've not been about much the past couple of weeks, cos I've been sick (I ended up getting signed off work by the doc, so you know, I'm not faking... ) Thing is, this Wednesday is the start of Lent, so I'm not going to be around at all for teh next six weeks, as per my annual plan that involves me cutting a bunch of shit out of my life, mainly food stuff, but also social networking and stuff, so I can clear my head and recharge my batteries. So I'm going to pop in the next couple of days, but then I actually will be gone for a couple of months. But I'm not 'Going' going, I will be back and shit. Remember, I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit fuicide.

Seriously?, Part Two
The tanning salon by my house has proven time and again that the people who work there live in their own land. Its a special place, where things are spelled improperly, and nothing is explained in detail. I wouldn't go, but I my membership expires at the end of this week, so I'm going to tolerate it for the next few days, just to get my money's worth. I digress. Today I went in intending to pay for a bed upgrade. I had used an stand up bed last week, it was and extra $4, but I noticed more tan right away, so I thought it might be nice to do it again this evening. When I went inside the place, the girl at the counter told me that the lay down bed was just as good as the stand up and I could go for 12 minutes in the bed, where as I could only go for 10 in the stand up. I figure she knows what shes talking about, at least as far as tanning goes, and allow her to set me up with the lay down upgrade bed instead. How foolish of me. After the manager cleans the bed for me, t

The Rules Of Fubars Most Finest
THE RULES OF FUBAR’S MOST FINEST!!! First off, we are here to have fun and make new friends. We are here to support each other in any way possible. We are not here to compete against other groups, or people. Now for the RULES & REGULATIONS: 1. Before becoming a Fubar’s MOST Finest, you must rate, fan and add your officers. Once this is done contact one of the officers and let them know. Once you have done that feel free to add FMF to your name! *NOTE: We do not vote people in or out of the group, this is not a competition. 2. Please add Fubar’s MOST Finest to your name! It is nice to see the name in yours, but we realize it is a lot to put. If you would like you may use FMF for short! 3. Make sure you have a posted and a Fubar approved salute on your page. If you do not have one, we will give you a week to make and have one posted. If after a week, no salute is posted, we reserve the right to dismiss you from the group. This is not to be mean, but in the past

Sorry...
I haven't been around much and it was brought to my attention that I don't speak when I am here... Explanation is simple: 1. I am working three jobs 2. I am in college 3. I have two kids So basically, by the time I get on here, I am wore out! I don't speak to anyone at all, not even the bestest! (Ask her, she will tell you I neglect her) So there is my explanation. If you don't like that I am not speaking, sorry for ya. You know where the delete button is. Otherwise, I will talk to you as soon as I get a breath. OH, BTW, Buy me, I'm cheap

Free Happy Hour
CUBBY FOR FU PRESIDENT COME ON LETS GET HIM BACK FOR ALL HIS CRAZY MOVES AND OF COURSE FOR RUNNING NAKED ACROSS YOUR PAGE LETSSSSS GET SOME CRAZY GIFTS GET 100 FRIENDS TO COMMENT HIS PAGE AND GIVE HIM A GIFT ONCE YOU HAVE DONE THAT LET ME KNOW FIRST ONE TO ACCOMPLISH THIS GETS A FREE HAPPY HOUR FROM ME...SHERRYLICIOUS..MMMMMM ~Cubby~@ fubar

That Magic Moment....
cover your eyes with your hands... watch as the world disappears.... as if by magic! and now uncover your eyes... the world came back! cover your eyes... gone! Uncover... back! gone! back! gone! back! gone! back!

Shameless
Wow...when did they put this little handy editor thingy here? Hmm *shrugs* Sooooo my whichamacallit expires in two days...Im HOPING to level before then, please please please please please...in case you didnt realize Im begging... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? Help my whoreible ass level?

It Is Cheating?
So.. a friend of mine and I were talking this morning and we got on the subject of relationships and cheating. He thinks that flirting with other girls isn't cheating, even if it involves sending detailed texts and online messages to someone. He also thinks that showing your naughty spots on cam isn't cheating. He thinks it's all "fun", however, he has told me that if his wife had ever done that to him, he would be pissed off. This friend has done all of the above and sees nothing wrong with it when he does it. Now, I don't necessarily think it's cheating, but it isn't right either. Keep in mind that I was on the receiving end of these texts, online messages, phone calls, and cam. Is it cheating??

Ouch
My daughter was being clingy today, I told her she couldn't touch me again because I'd throw up. Well she grabbed my arm and I did a vomitting sound. Well, 4 year olds think that crap is overly entertaining so she kept doing it...over and over..and my dumb ass fed into it. Now my throat is raw and she's still clinging to my side. Everyone say hi to Lauryn... I should add, my son made my shit list when he got home from school...he's been making "i love mommy' pics all night

Awesomest Thing Just Happened!!!
So here I am, hating the fact I gotta stay late at work when I get a call on the radio. It's a building manager asking my location. I was like "downstairs". She came down and told me the awesomest thing. There's two guys out in the plaza putting 4-packs of my FAVORITE RED BULL COLA all around the fountain for a promotion. Better yet, when I went out to them, they said "here, take a case of 24" ......... I'm in the awesomest mood now!!!!! Thanks for sharing my awesomest moment!!!

Blah.
I'm having one of those days where if everyone around me doesn't stop breathing soon I may just scream until my friggin' head explodes. Every little noise is like nails on a chalkboard. I can't handle this stay at home gig, I just can't. Lord knows what it'll make me do. I'll end up splashed across the new channels....Who knows... addendum: why do douche bags with whom you've talked to for 5 minutes assume you're going to run out, find a babysitter and go hump his brains out?

An F.y.i
Hello friends, so i still want lots and lots of tongue salutes simply because they are AWESOME n stuffs!! Just message them to me so i can save them please and thank you. I wont be able to upload until either i VIP or level but please keep taking them!!! Thanks 4 Reading :)

The World According To Emanon
Am bored saw this photo in Wetts photos figured i would my own bored interpretation on it.... America Number One in what… Hm not in educationNot in murdersNot in suicidesNot in Obesity rates… America is not number one in anything… not anything important that isCommunist … why do people say YOU’RE A COMMUNIST as if communism is a bad political system?Santa… yea he stays there with the tooth fairy, the easter bunny and god….Evil doers… hm really should I rant on the idiocy of most Americans versus the lifestyle who allow religious BS to run their lives and tell them what to believe in and think hmPussies… oh for their ability to stay out of petty pissing matches between most countries…Do our laundry.... Mexico… hm much more hard working over all then the majority of Americans… Coffee come from here… hm oh yes its only made in one country in the whole world… They make our stuff… l

So You Think You Know Me?
I'm going to be a copy cat. Let's do a little Amy trivia. The first person to get them all right wins a one credit bling. 1. How many siblings do I have? 2. Do I have any tattoos? 3. How many piercings do I have? 4. What is my favorite color? 5. What is my natural hair color? 6. What is my eye color? 7. Do I have any pets? 8. What state was I born in? 9. How many roommates do I have? 10. What am I getting my masters degree in? I think that's enough questions to keep you all busy. Just leave a comment in the blog and I'll try and "score" it quickly. Good luck!

Birth Week
Dammit this one is pretty accurate The Cusp of Exposure – Leo/Virgo Cusp August 19-25 You are an interesting blend of introvert and extrovert. You are an outstanding observer and judge of character. You know how to watch, silently without drawing attention to yourself. You have a great memory and are objective; you can also be a dependable and reliable friend. You have the need to be understood. You do not easily attach your passion and affection to someone but when you do you form long lasting relationships. You can be very private, self centered and secretive. Strengths: Self Contained – Observant – Flamboyant Weaknesses: Narcissistic – Secretive – Non Sharing

吳美倫
After a mumm about tattoo's and Drill talking about Chinese symbols and stuffs. I got interested in my own Chinese name and the meaning behind it so I did a little research. The tough bit was trying to get a computer image of my name seeing as I can't type in Chinese! I found a website that if you try to write a symbol out yourself it matches up to the nearest looking one and luckily I managed to match mine up to get the screename that I have now! Good thing I still remember how to write my own name lol. Anywho. My Chinese name in Chinese character's would be 吳美倫. The first character there would be my family name/surname which translates phonetically to 'wu'. The second character translates phonetically to sound like 'mei' which means beauty. Now the last character translates to sound like 'lun'-that on it's own I'm not sure what it means. So my Chinese name in English would be spelt as Wu Meilun. I googled a bit and apparently Meilun means 'beautiful rel

Witty Told Me Too
So I am gonna try for spotlight again tonight...I have 19 mil and I was 2 mil shy the last time...witty suggested I write a blog asking for help again...I would really like to level. I'd like to be a godmother before my birthday (september 26th-make a note of it...I will expecting cards LOL) Any and all help is appreciated. Thank you to those who have already donated and helped...you guys rock...all of you. Keep your fingers crossed. *this desperated attempt of point whoring (shudders) was brought to you by gbt via witty*

Jealousy Is A Fickle Thing
Is it wrong to be jealous of someone you like very much and it's not even their fault? You don't hate them but you're often mad at the other person who is the cause of this jealousy? Or is that envy?

Lippy's Brain Part Deux
I smoked a cig tonite....ewwww, how in the hell could I have ever enjoyed smoking?? I lost 7 pounds not eating fast food for over a week. I ate some mcdonalds sunday nite and thought I was gonna be sick. I worked out to much today and my ribs hurt again :( I found a new gun to buy. It makes my panties moist (just kidding). Asics shoes fucking rock. I think I might actually be able to start running again. course i have to get knee braces made. they are expensive :( I am soooooooo gonna point whore this weekend. I am your pimp!!

My Brain In Action Again...
more non connective thoughts from me.... i haz the bestest friends on fu isn't it amazing how one word or phrase innocently spoken by a friend can bring up painful memories? instantly killing your good mood. your friends give you hope and they dont even know it. i broke a crown today :( people loose their sense of humor when online i love my job gun shopping is almost as much fun as shoe shopping and/or shopping for makeup people are fucking nuts for the most part i miss my mom but am deleriously happy for her my nails look like crap cuz i broke all but 2 this past week. i am mad at myself for eating such unhealthy foods today.

I Came Upon A Fair Maiden In A Medieval Wood
I came upon a fair maiden in a medieval wood. Rays of sunshine beamed down through the dense thickets of the forest as my trusty steed followed the path. I knew this could be dangerous ground, with thieves and poachers rabbling about, but today I was not worried. My ride from the outland had been uneventful. As I came upon a mossy knoll, I noticed a fair maiden in need of assistance. She lay outstretched on fallen log, holding her ankle as her silken gown draped to the ground. “Fair Maiden, what seems to be the trouble?”, I asked. “Oh thank goodness, I am saved!”, she replied. She went on to tell of how she had been promised to the evil Baron Von Whispystash, but that she did not want to marry him. As a result, she fled the kingdom of Straponshire and planned to hide in her dead father’s manor – far, far, away in Cocklerings. But she had fallen from her horse, sprained her ankle, and could no longer walk.

Eating Some Crow
In light of some recent events...I wanna get something off of my chest I called BA out a while back..I was hurt and felt betrayed by what she did HOWEVER now I realize that the only people who have the right to stay angry at her..are the men who may havve issue with her actions. I cared and still care for her...and I want to apologize to her in the same public forum that I called her out in. She didnt lie to hurt me...she didnt makes shit up so I would empathize with her...and after seeing now how truly twisted people are..I wanna say I am sorry Colleen. I really am..I do hatethat you lied and I do not agree with playing people. But that is their issue with you and I am sure there is more to it than I know. I just wanted to say this and felt that I owed it to her in the same public forum I used for her shredding.

Anyone Else?
DrFG420: Hey there. How have you been? Have you heard of my competition? I am trying to get more people to Join the Ms Topless Fu comp, a friendly vote on who has the best topless look on Fu! I know I should change the name lol. The idea is to find women who are comfortable and confident enough to model their breasts. You can wear a bra or half shirt, its all about how you hold yourself! I encourage you to join and have all your friends vote for you, all are welcome male and female votes. There are prizes including bling packs, Blasts and VIP!! Just shoot me a PM with a link to the pictures and let me know what pictures I can rip into the folder (try to make it easy for me lol).You can use existing pictures or make new ones. We are judging on shape volume and form. Encourage for multiple entrees. I will also be advertising your page as well so get ready for it, lol!! Anyone else get this shit in their shoutbox?

Mind Boggling... (i'm To Poor To Mumm)
i kinda find it sad that anyone would be so indecisive as to NEED help from random strangers... but apparently they do.... what's mind boggling is the fact that most mummers even the self proclaimed bitches and assholes actually think they are doing people a favor giving them their advice(even while making them wanna cry... they are"helping them see") i actually don't understand the logic behind it all... i mean i have always mummed cause i found it entertaining nothing more... but to come here day after day thinking you're helping people i have to ask.... did people watch to much dr.phill and operah fuck even ricky lake.... do they think they are jerry springer giving advice at the end of a show? what motivates a mummer to actually try? does hearing other peoples problems make make them feel better about their sad existance? are they just lonely on the inside and need a fucking hug? or do they think they are proving themselves useful... or even worthy...

25 Credit Bling Pack/ Vip/blast Auction
Ill be holding an auction that will close on Friday October the 16th at 6pm eastern time for an 25 Credit bling pack/VIP/ Or a 7 day blast. This prize will go to the highest bidder, at the time specified above. All bids must be placed in fubucks.The minimum starting bid must be 2,000,000, all other bids must be higher. At the end of this auction the winner will be notified by email, and will have 24 hours to pay, or the prize will go to the next highest bid. Let the bidding begin!! The winner will choose at that time which of the prizes he/she wants to opt for!!

Make You Think Of Anything?
I remember when... When you used to look at me like you do him. We used to talk all the time. We couldn't get enough of each other. My heart leaped when I talked to you. You were even in my dreams. Now..I rarely see you except in my nightmares. Your voice is distant, your eyes are dead. Carrying on a short civil conversation is like pulling teeth through my anus, I can't wait until you shut your fucking mouth and let me be on my way. I remember when... You used to make me laugh, and you laughed at all my stupid jokes. Life was carefree and you made me a better person. Now...you make me cringe, and you sneer at everything I say. Life is tedius and you make me a bitter person. I remember when... I couldn't wait to touch you. To hold you, run my fingers through your hair. To kiss your soft lips, and caress your flesh. Now...I ache to be out of your reach. Touching you is atrocious, your hair is an oily knotted mess. Your skin is dry and flaky, your lips are like an oversunned tuna. S

Fu-owned
I like the Fu-Owned thingy....it tells me who appreciates me enough to want to own me, and feature me on their page....I just get irked when dudes wanna get into a pissing contest over a chick that they know they couldnt have in R/L anyway.......I got called a prick this morning......I usually dont take offense to what people say on here.....but ...FUCK YOU!!!!!(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) that is all

Perfect (stolen From Everyone)
perfect breakfast; Sausage links, bacon, smashed eggs, and buttermilk pancakes (blueberry syrup) perfect date perfect kiss-with her perfect argument perfect woman perfect shoe perfect flower perfect time of day perfect drink perfect drug

Experimenting With Wrong
I’ve been experimenting with being wrong. Granted, I’ve had 37 years of practice but this is new to me. You’d think I would have wised up to this by now, but sadly, I haven’t. Denial and arrogance are such great persuaders. Allow me demonstrate: In Cozumel, I had dinner with my dive buddy. Our discussion turned from the day’s dives to alarm clocks and hotel culpability. I won’t bore you with the details of safe scuba diving and legal liability, that would only further what I’m trying to avoid. Suffice it to say, we disagreed. That wasn’t good enough. It almost never is. She needed to know that she was wrong and I was right. In turn, she believed I needed to know I was wrong and she was right. She reminded me of me and I told her so. I don’t think she had any clue what I meant, but that’s another matter. This discussion disintegrated. I wanted to leave the table. So did she. I thought, “What an incre

50 Questions
Noticed others playing this *game* and I'm bored at work so What The Hell... 1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? We shall see... 2. Are you involved with anyone? No 3. Where do you wish you were right now? Somewhere warm, although home would work too (at work still). 4. What should you be doing right now? Working or getting ready for Christmas. 5. Does sex mean love? No, but then again I don't believe in casual sex either. 6. What do you believe is a true saying about life? Life's a bitch and then you die??? 7. Are you a bad influence? I don't think so but I've been called one. 8. Who has had the most influence on you (good)? My Children I guess. Perhaps my boss, he gives me the freedom to be creative and innovate. 9. Night out or night in? Night In... if I had to pick one. 10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate? Am Single and have a wonderfu

Futards On The Dc Police Force
According to numerous news stories, today a Washington, D.C. plainclothes detective had dozens of people pelt his Hummer with snowballs - people trying to have a good time. Unfortunately, the cop took exception, got out of his Hummer and drew his service revolver, without identifying himself as an officer. The entire story is, among other places, on Yahoo news. Rock on!Shawn

Couples
I have a couple of questions for youOkay I am sitting here watching 12 angry men [original one], its on mute I have seen that film so many times I really know it word from word pretty much, and listening to youtube videos, currently playing, Sugar Hill gang, rappers delight.,Okay I today saw a priest walking down the street with his hand on the boys shoulder, as they parted he gave him the "ass pat", NOW I know when in sports guys pat their team mates ass [yea you guys are just closeted gays] but hm, should I be worried when I see a priest doing it as they walked in a church or am I just over exaggerating?Okay a butt hurt mumm poster blocked Me and all My friends who were in her mumm just because one of her friends came in there and starting commenting US!! and when we answered back with logic, he had no come back…so she then went all "fu bad" blocked us...and as your typical fu tard started talking trash to people AFTER she blocked them, so is she just mentally challenged or ju

Family Values And Christmas!
Sorry! it just dosen't exist anymore! why do you need an excuse/a day... to all come together and pretend that you like each other and stuff yourself with food till you are bloated and accept crappy gifts that had no thought go into them. Lets just keep it for the kids and not worry about the surrounding false pretence that comes with it. amen!

I Salute You!!
Or maybe I already have? Speaking of which, I'm junking a lot of shit, it being the end of the year and all, and if I made you a salute, or done a funny picture that is you and I've drawn on it in MSPaint, it'll be disappearing off of my profile soon. I'm pretty sure if you rip something, then it stays on your profile after it's gone off mine - I'm sure I've seen pics I've done people on older profiles still hanging around. Don't be offended if I'm deleting a pic I done for you, cos they're all going. Nothing personal. And I'm keeping the ones people done for me, natch. They'll probably be all kinds of crazy shennanigans of a pictorial nature next year, so don't be all like "Oh no, what's kins doing?" and shit. Also, word to the wise, Ash Wednesday falls on 17th Feb this year, so it's only about six weeks til I go into my annual pre-Easter seclusion. But above all, remember, I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit fuicide.

I Hate Face Book.........
I've been on there for awhile, but never used it much. When my space finally got over-saturated with MAFIA updates and gifts and such, I was already comfortable here. I'd get on FB just to see what my RL friends are up to. I admit, sometimes it'd be depressing to me.... I'd see that friends I knew in high-school and such now have 2.5 kids, married, and even some who have their own businesses. Don't get me wrong, I'm really happy for them but especially now that I'm only FIVE years away from hitting 40, it sinks in even more I'll never get that life I always wanted. Just last night, I visited one of my former student's page to see pics he posted up and found out HE'S now teaching at the school I used to. Once again, I'm happy for him but I admit... That was the BEST job I ever had, and miss it big time. With the life I've had, that was the closest to being "normal" I've ever been. Alot of times I'd clock in at 7AM and won't leave till 10PM, but I LOVED IT! And I admit, as I w

Genital Piercing
I know that some of you may not like genital piercings, but i figured this would not be the type of mumm to do. Some of you know i have pierced my genitals, and im really thinking i want a few. maybe a prince albert if i can work up the courage lol it looks painful but surprisingly enough, the pubic piercing i have didnt hurt nearly as much as i thought, tho a little more than my nipples.... so for you ladies who like piercings on a mans penis, what do you like and why? and if any of my male friends here, have any...whats the story... I dont want to know about your cock or anything, but whats the deal lol and for my mumm in a blog... lol I have just had hoops in my nipples for as long as ive had them pierced, and i bought some rings today.. some hoops and some horse shoes...one set has spikes the other balls... give me your opinions

Ignorant Message
Gotta love coming home to this message from a complete stranger. check it out,your in no position to give anyone stipulations.yes i read your profile and quite frankly your attitude stinks.you are nothing special trust me and im not claiming i am cause i know im not but i do have a great and positive attitude with a good aspect on life,however,some people dont.dont overwhelm yourself girl cause you will be disappointed.a college graduate huh,well i am too but i dont go around making stupid remarks like you did on your status about people leaving you a status comment saying they re-rated you.thats being to nice but its too bad you dont know what nice is.its being friendly so obviously you dont know what that is either.if you have any comments or questions,please dont indulge me.you will be ignored.your 23 and have a lot of growing up to do.i dont want to be friends with immature people.about you dont want to be friends with anyone you dont know?how else are you suppost to make friend

Great Friend Add
Hey Beautiful, How are you doing? You are just like the angel that was too fragile to walk the earth yet too beautiful to stay within Heaven's gates! When God created you, my Princess, it was perfection without a flaw. Light can be defined without sun. Sweetness can be defined without honey. Fragrance can be defined without a rose, but beauty cannot be defined without you. You are what defines beauty. You have GOT to be shittin me...do women actually fall for this shit? LLMAO

Most Ridiculous Status Of The Day
We all know about the bling beggars and how annoying and sick of that we all are, but this takes today’s cake. Not even a salute. Let me run off and PayPal it some cash. If anyone sees any stupid statuses like this out there, feel free to screenshot them for submission. Have a Happy Valentine’s Day Fubar! May all of you have sex…in real life… Peace.

Just Say No To Jobs
A comment posted on a NYT article about the jobs bill: Pollution is destroying us. When we look at pollution, there is no disputing that we are destroying our world. We cannot adapt to polluted air, land, water and food; we are a diseased planet with diseased people and animals. Jobs bills will only continue our destructive oppressive lifestyle and continue to make world problems worse.The only reasonable solution is to retire from the employment lifestyle that is causing the pollutions and other world problems like the energy crisis, disease, war, immigration, reoccurring financial crises and social needs for young and old, etc. Real change is a garden paradise lifestyle with trees, plants and pets that provide fresh food around us; it solves the world problems at the same time. It is the only sustainable lifestyle and the employment lifestyle is unnecessary. We are enslaving people to enrich others. That is evil, not just wrong. It is time for real change; a

Just An Idea...
This is ONLY an idea and not a definite plan yet....so don't get too excited. I was thinking towards the end of August or so, having a Fubar family and friends BBQ here. Now obviously many of you couldn't make it due to finances, travel arrangements, distance, country you live in, etc....I am aware of this. But, for those that COULD actually make it.....would you want to IF I actually planned it and went through with it? Most of you on my friends and family lists know each other anyway and are pretty cool with each other, so it would be more like a friendly gathering. Finally placing energies with pics and internet personalities. Although anyone bringing their fudrama with someone else to my BBQ will be forced to leave and not in a nice way. I am not having that crap at my place. This is for fun, laughs, dancing, an all around good time. Just an idea and wanted to see if some people would actually want to come IF I did this..... Let me know.....

Really?
Is the current Happy Hour picture giving me a headache? Yes. Am I having issues with my nose? Yes. Do I have a cough that won't go away? Yes. Do I sometimes take things for granted? Yes. Do I sometimes not think somthing is a big deal to people, then find out it is but it's too late and I've fucked up? Yes Am I really not all that great of a friend? Yes Am I done with this "blog"? Yes. Really.....all of those are true. Really

Mumm Rant ..
I recently went in and peeked at the mumms to see if there was anything good. I found myself dissapointed again, I see a pattern of people using up their mumm posting limit, within close approximation to eachother, one in particualer Bludgeon I tolerate cause he is a big sweety! I think we should be able to have a 3rd voting option to oust a stupid mumm it would prolly cut down on the dumb crap and more towards real fun and advice. I wonder why the mumm trolls go around trying to piss people off, I myself had a few fans, but they should lose priviledges for being downright nasty people. I miss the mumms I really do, I love my mummer friends. but you can only tolerate so much retardedness until it gets boring. Should I comb my hair? Should I leave a guy who beats me? what kind of tattoo should I get? where should I get it? fubar or nap? hot or not? will I find my true love online? there should be a damn window licker category when posting a mumm! I miss the fun! *whew I ranted..car

A New Car!!!
So, I'm thinking its new automobile time. I need something good in the snow, and I wouldn't mind something that can haul things. Oh yeah, and I want something that will impress the babes. Any suggestions?

This Is How We The Official Family Street Team Works At Fubar!
I did not ask Becky420 or Tech to do this, but they have tapped into the mantra. "Passion, Creativity, Relentlessness, Consistency and being Cool" Create Your Own

Appropriate Hoar Default
Pretty much, this is just a joke for girls who understand the joke at hand. Finny and CHARMiiEPANTS wanted to see my makeup. I found a way to make it into a video tutorial. No, it's not for real. I'm just a jerk. PS. The makeup I use pops up randomly. I gave up on timing.

[oh Man...]
I broke reality with this leg of lamb>>Alright, today I picked up 3 GIANT ribeyes (more like six, especially how I'll cut em)a bushel of fake crab meatsome red bell peppersand a de-boned leg of lamb ($15 for about... ~>5 servings, not a bad price, not terrific though)Anyway, I didn't REALLY feel like cubing it individually, so I decided to roast whichI never roast >>but tonight I roasted.I preheated my oven to about 350 and I drizzled olive oil on the surface of the meatthere was an entire side of the meat with fat on it, and ... I left it >>what?It'll cook down and into the meat and into the panSome people do this intricate ... slit thing with leg of lamb where they cram garlic into the roastI won't discourage this, but I did not partake todayI took 1/4th a tablespoon of tumeric1/2 a tablespoon of cayenne1/2 a tablespoon of cumin1 1/2 tablespoon of paprikaa tablespoon of saltand rubbed.:3what's good for ribs is ... well.. its curry not barbecue, and its lamb not porkbutshut up its goo

If You Don't Mind :) Keep My Mom In Your Thoughts
My mother has been in the hospital all week.She was moved to ICU this evening. She has several health issues and is septic .Gotta say thanks to the losers doing her dialysis for not using sterile technique. Sorry,I am upset and tired of her having to go through this. Please send positive vibes her way :) hugs Kit

Emo Blogging Tips
A tumour (or tumor) is what you get from cancer. A tuber is a potato. I may care about the former, if I don't think you're full of shit because your apparent diagnosis and symptoms (reported and demonstrated, or not) are at odds with everything currently known about any form of cancer. I will definitely not care about the latter. If you need attention, or solace, or comfort...don't use the pain of others to get it - be honest, you don't want me to keep your neighbour's hairdresser's aunt's dog Trixie who has arthritis of the left paw in my thoughts, you want me to tell you I (h) you. I probably won't, but you have a better chance. Your 'poetry' (yes it gets inverted commas) is not the work of a tortured artist whose genius is just ahead of its time. It is more reminiscent of a 13yo who's suffered their first papercut. Yes, you are soooooooo alone. Deal with it. Yes, nobody understands you. Deal with it. Yes he treated you like JASSOTI, maybe that's because you are. Deal with th

Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That.....
I think it's time I come clean about me and Crisis. I had been bombing his folder pretty heavily as I have been with all my friends. he sent me a message: > > > > > > > === 'Name Crisis' wrote the following at '2010-10-22 05:21:45'..> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > I feel like I owe you for all this bombing. I have a big box of Fransia wine and some bubble bath that comes in a champagne bottle. Wanna make out?> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > === ' witty screen name' wrote the following at '2010-10-21 19:02:22'..> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > Your photo album was Cherry Bombed by: witty screen name 146 photos in the album were rated an 11 and you've received 8,030 points and fuBucks! I DID want to make out. I asked him to wear that pink lipstick he has on in that one pic that "he says" mel made him. He told me he already had it on. Meh, what can I say I like it a little freaky. We met at a bar that was half way between his state and mine. We ordered 12 shots of whiskey a

1 Thing
Today's question.... If you could tell the opposite sex 1 thing, and make them understand it... what would it be? Please be detailed in your comment. As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog

Christmas Stuff
Not Tellin's blog about favorite Christmas songs is the inspiration for this blog. What is your favorite Christmas movie? Or favorite Christmas special on tv or favorite scene from a Christmas episode of a favorite show? Favorite Christmas movies: It's a Wonderful Life White Christmas A Christmas Story Miracle on 34th Street Christmas specials: A Charlie Brown Christmas Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer Frosty the Snowman Favorite Christmas scene from a tv show: The Holiday Armadillo!! Ross Gellar from Friends dresses up as an armadillo for his son because that's the only costume available. Your turn!

Stolen From Kerry Via Ick
1. Do you like chinese food? Some of its ok...the rest i could do without2. How big is your bed? queen...but i want a King 3. Is your room clean? My bed isnt made... 4. Laptop or Desktop computer? I have both; I am on my laptop 5. Favorite comedian? Chris Rock. End of story 6. Do you smoke? I smoke cigars.....cigarettes are a nasty filthy habit 7. Does anyone like you? Yeah....But sometimes i wonder 8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice? I thought Janet Reno was a sexy bitch.10. Sleep with or without clothes on? boxers...i dont like to be restricted while sleeping 11. Who sleeps with you every night? me, myself and I 12. Do long distance relationships work? I have tried....and failed miserably 13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? More times than i care to count... 14. Pancakes or French Toast? French Toast....i like the powdered sugar on top 15. Do you like coffee? No thanks...Im a tea person 16. How do you like your eggs? in

Backspace.
I keep typing, watching the cursor move along as I create clusters of words that seem to form proper sentences. As soon as my thoughts are down in text, my right ring finger is hunting for the backspace key and making the cursor pave down my intentions before I've given them a second chance. It's been an on-going battle between fingertips and keys for almost a week. There are things I want, need, to get off of my chest, but the weight of the promise of relief practically feels heavier than just hanging on to what I've got. I feel like Charlie Brown with that damn rain cloud following me everywhere I go. Put on a happy face, society says. So I do. I'm fine, I tell society. So it thinks I am. I'm not. But I will be. Sometimes, I wish the backspace option was available in everyday life. Like that time that I pushed myself too hard and nearly had an emotional meltdown as a result of it. So, yeah, "that time" was this past seven or eight days. The main course that Chef Life served up

What Nao?
Errrr this guy I was seeing last year (not the guy who I went out with recently who stopped texting me) I was meant to start seeing again but then guess what...HE'S MARRIED! Okay it's not as bad as it sounds, he was with his ex and they decided to get married quite young (considering he's my age) and he mentioned it today and I was all like 'woah woah WHAT!?' and then he was all like 'I told you last year when we first met and I even showed you pictures' and there's me thinking right I don't remember this and I'm pretty sure THAT isn't something I'd forget easy. Anyways, he said he's been seperated with her for a good few years, but the last time he went back to Thailand a few months ago (she's thai) he stayed with her and he told me she's been wanting to get back together again but he isn't sure. Anyhoo, I figured that they may have gotten married so she could get a passport or something but she's not in the country so I guess not.He did seem genuine in thinking that he told me (c

I'm Awesome
Goal list... High blood pressure under control.....CHECK Lose weight....In process of Exercise....Check AND mate Quit smoking...CHECK Wow...I am awesome The doctor was really pleased with me... Gave me a pat on the back AND an atta girl :D

I Am Soo Unfit!
So just got back from the gym with a training session with my friend (who is like a MACHINE)...OMG I'm so unfit. We were doing like circuit training type exercises and I had to stop after the first activity (you jump/squat on a steppy thing for 2 mins holding a really heavy ball)...I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA THROW UP! I had to go to the lady's and wait till the sickness passed, then I tried to run/walk it off and then I just felt sick again. I felt sooo bad, he was training another guy too and I was already given the lower step and the lighter ball to train with (I had the kiddy version) and the other guy took the higher step and heavier ball, but he was still doing it! I saw there were boxing gloves though and I really wanted to play with those but I just had to go home, I really thought I was gonna puke. :( Ahhhh and I wore a new pair of sweats too and the jogging bottoms were brand new, and the inside was all fluffy and it all stuck to my vajoo cos they were really fitted. I

Susie's In Hospital...
Susie went to the hospital with some chest pain yesterday. They took a bunch of blood and did a cat scan. They luckily found no cats and really don't think it's cardiac related. Since they couldn't rule it out entirely they kept her overnight to do more tests including an MRI. They are leaning towards Gall bladder related ailments. I had a very weepy young one last night that had to sleep in my bed. She's still snoozing. Took a bit out of her. Brewed a pot and will wake the Munchkin up in a bit to go back up to the hospital. Susie feels much better and is extremely pissy because she hadn't eaten all day yesterday, and when they brought her breakfast this morning, Someone rushed in and told her not to eat until they did another test. I can't wait to go bring mama HOME! You've been told. Any with her number, give her a ring.... Love, Dud Ok she just called and They told her she'll be doing a stress test and she couldn't eat . She's getting really pissed now. They t

Irishcbass
So normally I don't post conversations this long in this blog because the dumbasses usually block me early on in the conversation. Most of the entries in this blog are here because they come from nasty perverted little boys. This guy was a different in his approach. He has been coming into my shoutbox on a regular basis for the past week or so claiming to be interested in me. He told me that he wanted to date me and kept asking if I would be interested in dating him. I tried being nice to him because I don't like drama. I was completely honest and upfront with him by saying that I was not interested in dating him. I told him repeatedly that I am only here for friends and fun. Nothing more. My biggest issue with him is that he kept coming into my shoutbox complaining because I wasn't talking to him. I explained to him over and over that I am a mother. I have priorities and obligations that are more important than Fubar. I even told him more than once that bitching at me for not tal

Ranking
This Wednesday will be my last day for trying for daily and weekly ranking. I'm retiring from the ranking world. I have met all my goals with ranking, achieving #1 Lifetime and obtaining 10 million rates, and I no longer find ranking fun. I am stepping down to let others achieve the top spot. I'll still run bling, but when I want to. I want to thank everyone who have been so kind to me and helped me along the way, you're the reason I met my goals, plain and simple, and I am very grateful to you. With the end of my ranking career, I'll leave a bit of advice to anyone looking to get into the ranking game. Treat people how you want to be treated. The color of your name NEVER makes you better than anyone else. Never forget how it was before you started running bling, when no one would rate you and it made you happy that someone actually visited your page and try to always do the same for others on this site. Always make time to chat with someone who is looking for a k

A Big Thank You!
A note from Harley (Suzanne) thanking everyone of you for the gifts, cards, flowers, and the many prayers that were sent to her niece and Harley's Family. I know alot of you were asking question on here but I am tore up about all this myself and I suppose I am the one trying to holding up everyone here. But her name was Josephine Gay, 7, she had just celebrated her seventh birthday on Tuesday 12-12-12 She was shot three time in her tiny boby. She was a very happy child full of many smiles. She was Suzanne's Little Italian princess and God Child I am a little choked up while I am writing this but I apologize. Nobody knows what a parent of a child that gets kill will ever go through, her sister has been admitted to the hospital but will be ok, Its been ruff on Harley she has been sick though all of this, all she is asking that you all pray for all the little angels and there familys. She loves everyone of you that have been here for her and her family, she hasn't been on here but I have

Survey
If you were planning a 85th bday celebration for your mother renting a church annex and inviting all her friends for a drop in lunch and get to together and you had a sister who owned a deli where would you get your party platters and meat and cheese for buns from? I thought the answer would be obvious .... in my family the answer is order sliced meat from else where and push for pre made party trays from costco. I have no words I just needed to get rid of this

Things I Miss
I'm having this conversation with a person I've seen on this site for quite some time. We aren't exactly friends, but I don't really see how that matters. As most of my blogs, it starts in the MuMMs. This time it's not about me telling someone the truth and getting blocked, it's about how so much has changed. Back in the day, if you wanted to reply to someone in the MuMMs, you had to copy/paste what they said and then type your reply under it. Then you had to refresh your page over and over just to see if they said anything. You didn't have those nifty "so and so left you a reply" alerts. Heaven forbid you needed to use the bathroom or get a drink...you'd have to go back about 10 pages, just to catch up on the current conversation...yes, you'd have about 20 different conversations going on. It was hard to keep up, but it was wonderful. We were a hard "clique" to get in. Trust me, you'd know if you weren't in the MuMMer group. People now think we are a bunch of rude bitches/pricks.

Wurd He Go?
last wednesday night i started up the first of 2 famplifiers i had planned for the evening. a few minutes later a pain that i had been experiencing across my chest became worse. within the hour i was in a helicopter on my way to the coronary unit at asheville. within an hour of my arrival there a coronary surgeon went through my wrist to successfully place a stent into the artery which was clogged with plaque. i was very lucky to have have received such quick and competent care. two days after the heart attack, the echocardiogram revealed no damaged heart tissue, which was attributed to the swift response i received, and it means the risk of another heart attack is much less. my body weight is about ideal and my diet is much better than most people, but i have kept this one bad habit of smoking. i was aware that smoking posed a heart risk, but i believed that risk was limited to the threat of blood clots forming in my lower legs. i was naive, thinking i had things "under contr

Just An Old Blue Chevy?
11 March, 2007 I65 North near Shepardsville Kentucy It was a nice sunny Sunday afternoon in North central Kentucy. I was on my regular route to Detroit Michigan like always. Traffic was moving along, in the middle lane was an old chevy. I was getting irritated by it, sitting there along side my 80,000lbs rig thinking If I blow A tire where that car is I will take out the windows. But then I saw the little boy in the passenger seat, pointing at the tractor and trailer I was driving up the road, looking at all the little details only children see and adults miss and automotive engineers live for. Then I saw his happy little face as they came along side my tractor. He looked to be about 10 to 12 years old, he pumped his thin small arm up and down signaling for me to blow my air horns as children love to do. I gave him a few honks, he smiled and asked me to do it again. I did as he asked, He gave me a big smile and a wave of thanks, I slowed her down to 60, I did not want hi

Altruism
I had an interesting discussion with a friend today about altruism. It is my contention that being truly altruistic is impossible. Maybe that view reflects my cynicism, but I firmly believe that nothing is selfless. So...ask a question to all of you lovely folks that read my drivel...can someone illustrate true altruism to me? I once read an article stating that meerkats are the only biologics that demonstrate altruism (sidenote: can rocks be altruistic?). But, studies since have shown that is not the case. Anyways, someone, please, give it a shot and prove me wrong. okthanksbye.

Spoken Word ~ Masked By Marq
Masked Many people wear mask to concealed they are fake Talking trash in their head, while they smile in your face Then as soon as you are out of earshot, they bash you to your peers Phony ass friends that would mock your tears They’re two-faced frauds with wicked intent Manipulating others, so perceptions are bent They will lie & they will cheat Trust them if you dare But the cycle is bound to repeat & leave you worse for the wear Marq, my words Sooner or later their treacherous ways Will surface again to leave you dazed It’s a cycle of trickery that chisels away At your faith in others, compounding your dismay So be careful whom you believe, for there are but a few. Be weary of the counterfeit; to thy own self be true. And to the bogus beings, covertly on the make. Pick a face & be real for goddess sake! 12/06/05 S.M.Hall

The Awakening
I read this and I wanted to share with you.... This is stepping into self empowerment and finding inner peace. It is an awakening to the fact that your happiness depends solely on you and always has. Awaken to the beauty you truly hold. The Awakening A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ... ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying and blaming and struggling to hold on. Then, like a child quieting down after a tantrum, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is Your Awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to magically appear over the next horizon. You realize that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings, and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must Begin With You ... and

Where Am I ?? Please Read
Hey there everyone, Please 4 give me if u dont see much of me.. If you know me, then you will know that WE are very involved & busy with our 2 teens & we are verry involved with them & Baseball & Marching Band. They are the most important thing @ this time. "Travel Baseball With the Indiana Blazers 6 years in a row "Indiana State Champions Sound of North Marching Band, North H.S. This is a bad time of year for me (Summer & Fall) here on CT, my time is very limited. I will do my very best to comment back & return ratings, but I cant promise Pleaseeee dont give up on me, as I would never give up on u. If u know me then u know this is killing me & please dont get upset if u rate me or comment & dont see me return them please understand. Just to get comments out is really hard on me, but I try my best & Im doing all I can here at this time. I do appreciate whatever u do for me!!! but u dont have to do anything

My Son Travis Was Hurt
he is 18 and he was with his gf emily last night...he got jumped by 3 guys and they knocked him out and broke his nose really bad...he is going to have to have surgery...he was defending his gf honour...what cowards to do this to him...he already has a cast on for a broken hand...they knocked him out in the middle of the street by kicking him in the head...then dragged him knocked out off the road...I spent most of the night in the hospital..thank God he is going to be okay..he could have been killed...what cowards to do this to my son. it scared the hell out of me...the police showed up at my door and said your son has been the victim of an assault...and that I need to get to the hospital.

Your P*ssy Hurts Why??
Okay, I'm only going to address this for ONE day, I'm not going to let it consume my time nor my energy.... Apparently Johnnydevil is all butthurt about not being "red" or in the top ten so his supporters have started this bulletin.... GO LOOK THEN PLEASE COME BACK HERE Yawns...it seems Johnny may be having some trouble gathering his ratings on his own so he'd rather do so at my expense....so, here's what REALLY happened.... Let's start at the very beginning with "sportsmanship"...Johnny hit the top ten under a profile called Devils Plaything....you all remember "HER" right? Blonde, green shirt slightly pulled up?...Yeah...that was Johnny. So what he and his friends are trying to get you to believe is that's it's much more admirable to LIE and FAKE your way into the top 10 than to be yourself, work hard and make it on YOUR merit and with the help of your friends. Secondly.......I'll explain THIS: Talk about PARANOID....the Reality is that I had passed Johnny e

The Truth Ii: Prisoner In My Own Profile? No More.
[ insert picture here ] ...that's about how it feels here these days...this rant is going to be good, that's for sure. So earlier in the week I posed that now-infamous bulletin slamming BBG for her continued use of fake pictures and it basically started World War Fucking IV around here...I didn't sticky it but I have an idea of who did. The point of which in and of itself is really fucking irrelevant. Don't worry I have more on BBG as well as many other "top members" and fucking wanna be "fubar gods in their brains" to go around for a long ass time. I'm so over this place and most of the people here it's downright disgusting. The amount of people that feel the need to refresh my fucking page, watch my uploads, count my pictures, monitor my profile comments, leave stupid drama causing comments and blog comments and shit that I do around here and freak out about it is fucking ridiculous. That's really the main reason I haven't been around much for the past two weeks is I don't want to

Im Here But Can Sit Up Much,yet...
I had a serious problem last weekend...my colon rupture a little (Thank God just a lil)and i had to rush to the hospital and heve a cpl surgeries...and i have at least one more to go but not for about 6-8 months they say....Im sure ill be fine, im on sevearal antibiotics and pain meds....Please dont worry if your in one of my giveaways i have plenty of money in my accounts and if for some reason im unable to do so myself i have friends watching for people ready to be paid off...if you complete a give away , you will recieve the said prize directly after....and also as i get better i will be on more ,and will be back to returning all the love people leave me...Dont worry about me ...ill be better soon I do love and miss you all...

I Posted This As A Bulletin
what is going on here?? I post comments, I rate, but all but a few return the favor. All I see in the repeat ads for lounges, ways to make fubucks during happy hours. Where's the fun, the connection, the finding each other. Very few read my bulletins, my comments get messages in return, but then I reply to the messages and they are ignored. I have said it before, and I will say it again, we are losing the point of this site, which is to make friends, make connections, have fun. let's come together again, send fun comments, read each other's comments, bulletins, and enjoy each other. I can write this because I know few will read it and none will repost it, but at least I have said my piece.

01-12-08 (blah's)
Sending you the warmest greetings With a dash of color & brightness! Although there's a select few who receive my greets or read my blog, That are lucky geographically speaking; Not to be in the midst of the winter weather. Although I wouldn't say those of US who endue the winter Is already at "cabin fever" pitch of the season: (for me that comes around March) But a good portion of the winter weather region - (say that fast 5 times) Probably are in the "blahs" stages of what seems like the never ending dreary weather accompanied by The gray skies and those nasty viruses. After the holidaZe, It seems that after you get things settled, putting things away ... And trying to get things back to "normal" - Is when the "BLAH's" start to sink in! You look at the calendar and start to think back on when you start seeing signs of "hope" (weather changing for the better) I know when I reflect back (to WHEN to expect good weather) I

In Light Of Things
Ok I have stepped down as chief deputy of the hotties I will no longer support chief in what he is doing, cause it is just simply WRONG. So instead of being a part of the hotties I am making my own group. The 2nd alarm hotties page is mine and it will change in name and who is able to access it PERIOD. I will be making my own group and if any of the current hotties would like to join I'll be more then happy to have you.Anyways I hope you all understand why I must leave, I will not have my name be dragged through the mud. Much love Shell

What Happened Corey?
The answer is (since I am being asked this non-stop), I have no idea. I was talking it up with Emily (Forn) and having an online status war with Bliss (Liquorbox) and I got deleted. No one will tell me why. As you all know, I don't script or have fake referrals.. Hell, I had zero referrals.. I don't do drama and if you are hearing from me in anything other than a positive or joking tone, then you've messed up and need to be called on your mess. I've gone through all the proper avenues. I started at the lounge, who referred me to Ryan (Scrapper) who told me to write Support. When I wrote Support, they told me to take my question to the Lounge. Uhmm great.. Well I wrote whoever was working support at that time to tell them that Ryan told me to write them, and that the lounge had referred me to Ryan.. and they told me basically only BabyJ can delete and to read the TOS. That's the funny thing. I know the TOS. I've read it many times. I often quote it to those people who need help wh

Happy Birthday Gg!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GRAFICZ GRL!!!! THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME GIRLS ON FUBAR!!! ĞŔaƒíCzĞŔL ~ Owned By and Owner Of Master0fPuppets ~ Makin Reeka My B*tch@ fubar GO SHOW HER SOME AWESOME BIRTHDAY LOVE!!! THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!

Who Is Childish ??
SO SUBBY ( MY B.F.F) AND I (HER B.F.F) HAVE BEEN IN A DEBATE... PLEASE SETTLE THIS FOR US ... SHE THINKS THAT I AM THE MORE CHILDISH ONE AND I SAY SHE IS .. WHO IS MORE CHILDISH ?? SUBBY OR ME .. WHY ?? PLEASE TAKE A FEW TO RATE HER PROFILE TOO ;)

The Master's Whore & I Are Hot!!
So The Master's Whore just posted a blog showing what some dicklick said to her and I get this FROM THE SAME GUY 2 minutes later!! FYI: The "Jedi fag" he's referring to is Jedi Master Goatse, who also had him in his "box". ->Scatter My...: he thinks you have a purty mouth ->Scatter My...: no...that's our bodyguard Scatter My...: is he a jedi fag too ->Scatter My...: yeah our husbands are happy Scatter My...: yea so she has hot tits so do you ->Scatter My...: you just told my friend you wanted to fuck her tits Scatter My...: lol what ->Scatter My...: oh lord Scatter My...: hey sexy

Life...barely. An Update.
I suppose everyone wants to know what the hell is going on. Everyone that I actually talk to regularly anyway. (And maybe some others in particular.) I don't want a lot of shouts or further discussion about any of this really. Time to close this door and look forward but I know there's a lot of confusion out there and I don't want to leave anyone hanging either. So, Chris and I were perfect. Things were great. Ya'll knew this. I couldn't have been happier. Chris knew A LOT of things about my personal life that I haven't necessarily shared here much. HOMICIDAL HUSBAND, some drug abuse years ago...NOT ANYMORE IN THE SLIGHTEST LET'S NOT GO THERE, and the biggest...I am and have been semi active in the adult industry. (Come on now, look at that face and that rack and pretend you didn't know!) Chris being the amazing man that he is was very accepting. He loved me, I loved him. Things were gravy. Let me make it very clear...he didn't find these things out about me as we went along.

Leveler Information
Im please too announce 2 members of our family will be part of the leadership team with me. They will continue too post level ups and help handle any situations that arise. They are not doing anything new they have actually been this for awhile and so i asked them too help so that level ups still get done and I dont have too worry when im not on here. So would you please help me welcome Passionman71 & LilBamagirl too the leadership. We will also in the near future be adding team leaders to help keep track of birthdays, points and anything that may need taken care of. All members must fan, rate and add all levelers. If you check this daily it wont take you long at all. This is a requirement!!!! We are a team and work together this helps knowing where everyone is at. We will be this weekend have 200 members.. It takes me time too update it so please respect the time it takes too do it and add all. Please pay attention too the next part!!! Makes my job alot easier!!!

Ninja Style...
This blog is dedicated to Suzie, because she’s cooler than you and she appreciates my stories. My late teenage years were basically a blur. I realize it’s cliché because everyone thinks they partied hard when they were younger, but trust me; I’ve seen some crazy shit. For every guy you know that puked off a balcony, I’ll show you a guy who let another guy puke in his mouth to win a particular dollar bill his group of friends coveted like it was a fucking holy grail. I highly doubt George Washington ever entertained the notion that futuristic hoodlums would engage in such debauchery just to possess legal tender featuring his ugly mug. (Or maybe he did, and he was secretly turned on by it. After all, our forefathers were slave raping potheads, so sexual deviance was the standard.) At any rate, this isn’t a story about puke swallowing frat behavior or perverted statesmen on a steady diet of dank; this is the story of the first time I ever got drunk. I was thirteen years old an

Jet For Auction Or 20pt
JET IS UP FOR AUCTION OR MIX N MATCH 20PTS. OPENING BID 200K PRIVATE MESSAGE ME UR BID. AUCTION WILL CLOSE TOMORROW 10PM FU TIME 6-29-08. YOU CAN CHOOSE 2 ELMOS 4-4TH JULY OR HAVE ME SEND 20-1 PT TO PEOPLE OF YOUR CHOICE. PS- DON'T FORGET WHEN BIDDING THAT FUBAR CHARGES A 20% BUX TRANSFER FEE. SO PLEASE KEEP THIS IN MIND. HAPPY BIDDING AND BEST OF LUCK!!

Just A Survey
1)Two names you go by? Amy....and Amy 2) Four things you are wearing right now? green undies, a tshirt, my glasses, my watch 3) Are you currently in a relationship? nope. flying solo. 4) Have you ever been given a rose? yeah. sometimes a dozen. 5) What is your all-time favorite romance movie? I can't think. I don't really like romance movies. 6) Have you ever been in love? No. 7) Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? Maybe. 8) What's your current problem? Packing. boo! 9)Are you getting tired of your friends because they're being jerks? Not at all. I'm being the jerk actually. I really need to call my bff. 10) Your thoughts on long distance relationships? Never going to do it again. 12) How many kids do you want to have? Hmm. More than one. I hate being an only child. 13) What is/are your favorite colors? Pink! 14) Do you believe you're truly only in love once? No. 15) Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

Some Serious Changes
I just received a phone call from both my mom and brother that they have taken my father from the nursing facility to the hospital and he is in renal failure. They are also having a difficult time establishing a regular heartbeat. The doctors will be "working on him" until a result is reached. Not knowing what will happen in the very near future, I thought I would let you know that if I am suddenly absent from Fubar, the worst has occurred. I will not be going into the hospital at this time as there is no way that I can see him. Thank you again for all your thoughts and prayers and I will be here, hoping for the best, until I hear further news. ******UPDATE****** I just received another call from my brother. He has been in the ER about an hour now and has been stabilized. He will be there until about 7pm EDT. I will do another blog when I know more....Thank you ALL again!

I Did Steal This :p
You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: in the comments section, try to identify what songs the lyrics come from. Oh, and Googling is cheating! 1. Brainstorm, take me away from the norm 2. So close no matter how far, couldn't be much more from the heart 3. Gypsy, sitting looking pretty, the broken rose with laughing eyes 4. You've got your ball, you've got your chain, tie it to me tight, tie me up again 5. She's a good girl, loves her mama, loves Jesus and America too 6. My hands are searching for you My arms are outstretched towards you I feel you on my fingertips My tongue dances behind my lips for you 7. Can't help it, the girl can't help it 8. We belong together, Like t

Wanna Race?
So, during a sb conversation with someone who is also on their way to godfather, it occurred to me that I want to race someone, just for fun. Anyone game? After I someone agrees to it, we can figure out the "prize". I'm thinking like some salute with something humiliating on it, or something.

Wheelchairs.
I've been sitting here wracking my brain for a while trying to figure out how to pay for shit. Lets face it. I'm broke as hell. I'm a single mom trying to make it, sob sob sob. I've always managed, and my bills get paid, there is just no room for extras. Now a gigantic extra has reared its ugly head. As a couple of you know, my daughter is severely handicapped. Beyond a reason of a doubt. She received her wheelchair a little while ago, and we haven't really had the need to use it because she was still small and could fit into a stroller. Autumn is going to be 4 this year, and Autumn is no longer small. She's over half as tall as me and weighs a forth as me. Thats usually not a big deal, but I'm handicapped as well. I can no longer lift her without doing damage to myself. It has now become necessity for me to get a van with a wheelchair ramp so I no longer have to move her from car seat to stroller to car seat and back. Not to mention, this wheelchair was custom made for her to help her

Outrage!
I am absolutely disgusted with what has become prevalent in the one place I sought out for my sanctuary. I posted this comment in the NON-MUMM given here as an example. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frayed Knot ™ Online (dirty bird...flew the coop!) East Hartland, CT August 11, 2008 @ 10:18 am #128 of 135 How about not rewarding idiots with comments when they aren't capable of following the guidelines of the forum? How bout letting them starve for the attention they seek instead of rewarding them? How about rewarding those who do follow the guidelines and have something worth reading? Why must the stupidity win out in a place where intellect is the ruling force? I detest watching these NON-MUMMS become the popular spot for wasted intelligence. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I find it completely ignorant to give these idiots anything. I feel that if they were ignored they would be less likely to continue posting such crap.

Social Injustice
First things first: Please read, comment, and rate this. i could give a fuck less about points, but the more attention a blog gets the more people come to see it It amazes me, how the media will run a story over and over and over to further perpetuate the american fear of the black male.. And it sickens me how clowns like jesse jackson and al sharpton make a mockery of their entire race by calling fowel at every cheak turn of a white person in power, for even the smallest offence.. but when it comes to TRUE HORROR stories like what i am about to post, because there is no one of special interest is involved neither are they.. SURE the charges against OJ and Michael Jackson are racially charged (pfffft) and demanded their unending attention.. but this went completely under the radar. As if no one cared. Perhaps it was the horror, or perhaps she just wasnt rich or white enough to matter in the eyes of the media or of alleged "black leaders" (also known as circus sideshow freaks)

Week 7 Stats And Week 8 Schedule
Hey all. Instead of having two separate blogs, I am just going to do the stats and the next weeks schedule in one blog. First the Stats for Week 7.. lots of ties it looks like, are you guys copying one another? :p Here we go... 1st place: Kelly and It's Just Me with 64-108 2nd Place: Drill with 61-108 3rd Place: JP with 59-102 4th Place: Superman and Porch with 58-102 5th Place: Me with 57-102 6th Place: Tom with 54-102 7th and 8th and 9th Place: Will with 53-102 Texi with 52-102 Red Alert with 51-102 The players with 50 points or less is as follows... McLovin with 50 Carrie with 49 Spanky and Manny with 44 Alchy with 42 Buff with 38 Rich with 36 TZR with 32 Radio X with 31 DFresh with 27 Crow and Bonz with 22 Mikey with 13 On a side note before I post week 8.. there are many of you that have not gotten your picks in on time, you know when they are due and I shouldn't have to remind you every week. If you no longer want to partc

Dod 4 Friday Is Chocolate Bunny!!!
Show sum love please and comment on this blog when you rate her...thanx DJ Chocolate Bunny Owner OF THE BBW LOVERS~The Click Club~~Sarges Bad Girls*Greeter/Promoter @ Rasta@ fubar

Throw It All Away
Trying not to make this overly emo and hopefully as I get more comfortable with bloggin I can make them more fun, but this one is on a sirius note. Also have to say that i am semi-copy-cating Vixey and Mel’s blogs by posting lyrics (but those of you that know me, know how much music means to me) :p This week has been a difficult one; friends of mine lost their very young daughter. So reflecting on that and thinking about those in my life that mean so much to me this song came to mind. I am not a poetic scholar nor do I pretend to know exactly what the artist meant by every line, but to me the message is clear, that loved ones are worth so much more than anything we can possess. Whether it is a death, or a break up or a friendship that drifts apart, we all have people that are really close to us that if they were not part of our lives it would be very painful, so my blog is dedicated to those in my life that I adore. JAMBI-by Tool Here from the king's mountain view; Here fro

Im Bursting
You all know I have my own business ... usually personal details and such I keep very close to myself. However I am bursting and the details I cant share with people here because I have promised not to. Since I moved the store and have had to deal with losing my older customer base due to them falling away I have been dealing with a pretty good debt owed to one of my suppliers. They have been fantastic to me and helped me fight to get from under it. The owner has watched me hang on carry on and do what I have to do but its a slow painful and stressful crawl. It is in my importers best interest that I continue to hang on and operate mainly because he has a brother in law who owns 2 other deli's like mine in the area (my main competition) and this said brother in law will do anything to take business away from him...(that was a nut shell explanation) This other deli owner is for sure hoping to buy me out and if things dont change it would be safe to say I would do it if it was good f

My Hair Should Be....durrrrr
Your Hair Should Be Brown You are an intelligent, well respected person. You are very confident. You take yourself seriously, and other people take you seriously too. You are a good leader, and you can be trusted with someone's life. You motivate people well, and you command respect easily. You are competent, successful, and organized. You can't stand chaos. Some people mistake you for being cold, calculating, or elitist. What Color Hair Should You Have?

I R Sad Now
My husband chose the chainmail links... i been working on them alll day.. now... he doesn't want me to use them... he saw me struggling with the small links because of my problem with my hands... I was working on it.. doing decent.. but now..he wants bigger rings.. sad.. i was having fun too.. oh well.. i will just have to get bigger rings!

What Is With People
I swear people just continue to amaze me. I've wrote about my one friend before. The one who started off this year looking like he had anything from 6 months to 2 years left to live thanks to cancer. But then surprisingly he beat it somehow...by some miracle! His wife has been...eh I'm trying to think of a nice way to put it...not very supportive, not very caring, emotionally cold, etc, etc. Even after he beat the cancer...he got a blood clot in his lung and had to get emergency surgery when the one thing they put into his chest as an IV got infected. Anytime we've gone any real length of time without talking...it's been because he was in the hospital. Last I heard from him was back in September. His birthday was coming up so I texted him once saying oh someone's birthday is coming up soon. Nothing. Normally I hear back within a day. The day of his birthday...sent a happy birthday text. Still nothing. I let like 2 weeks go by and just sent a hey text. Nothing. Another

Crap
Once in a while something happens that makes me even more disenchanted and disgusted with humanity as I already am. Something that leaves a print on my conscience, adding fuel to my misanthropic nature. Several years ago it was a young guy getting his head chopped off on a Greyhound Bus, while onlookers where cowering in the back, not even remotely trying to do something about the whole situation. This week it was a rush of disgusting pigs stampeding into Walmart and murdering an innocent men in the name of a discounted piece of plastic and metal. These are the same obese pigs that would happily criticize my way of life and thinking, noting my lack of morals and humility. Same cretins that teach their children about tolerance, love, and peace on Earth. It just never gets old: humans acting like...humans. Its too bad the end of the world in 2012 is a pure scham.

July '09 Bling/ Blast Pack Contest
HEY FU'S CHECK THIS OUT!!!!! DESA IS IN A CONTEST AND SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!!! **SHE NEEDS 13K IN COMMENTS TO WIN EITHER A 7 DAY BLAST OR A BLING PACK, IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO HER IF EVERYONE WOULD STOP BY AND LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS TO HELP HER OUT!** ***THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE*** PLEASE CLICK ON THE PIC AND HELP HER OUT A LIL BROUGHT TO YOU BY: �™JUICY FRUIT~�™~MZ.DREAMS~�™FU WIFEY 2 X DAHANDOFGOD X �™ROLE MODELS�™@ fubar (repost of original by '�™JUICY FRUIT~�™~MZ.DREAMS~�™FU WIFEY 2 X DAHANDOFGOD X �™ROLE MODELS�™' on '2008-12-04 20:37:19')

What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Stripper Song Is Master and Servant by Depeche Mode "There's a new game We like to play you see A game with added reality You treat me like a dog Get me down on my knees" Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice. What Song Should You Strip To?

Crystal's Fault
FEMALE SURVEY DON'T whimp OUT GIRLS! 1) Does your myspace password have to do with a guy? Nope. 2) Are you a girly girl? I am guilty. 3) Small or big purses? ANY! 4) Do you sleep in a bra? Nope. 5) Coach bag or NFL game tickets? Coach bag. 6) Do you enjoy drama? Nope. 7) Did you dress up on Halloween? Not this year. 8) Do you call anybody by their last name? Nope. 9) How many guys will read this just because it says "FEMALE SURVEY"? No idea. 10) Do you wear makeup? Yes. I love my make up. lol 12) Have you ever been called a bad influence? In a teasing manner. 13) American Eagle or Holli&

Stranger Than Strange
i have never ever spoken to this person before. remember this.. on a pic involving my ass: wow i would love to eat out of that ass in my shoutbox: your feet are so sweet boo have a great night you sexy thing in my messages: "......anad i am in love with you , you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen , Honestly" and there's more, but you get it. what a fucktard

Just A Few More
The snow here is depressing me like all hell :( This is the top of the garage, dont know why I took a pic of it but I did.. Yuck all I can see of my car My car is buried...its the neighbors car you see Looking towards the other neighbors house Can YOU find the car? I can't The front of my car is BURIED Showing how high the piles are getting with the shovel.. My car from the front door

Please Read
I promised not to be sappy/mushy in my public Happy New Year blog but I won’t make that same promise for this one. Also this is a long blog but I can’t help that. I also want to add if you’re not directly mentioned in here that does NOT mean you aren’t someone I value knowing and being a friend of. The people listed here are just ones that some are really best friends of mine or people who have really impacted me. Some of them are a huge reason of why I know a lot of other friends and people who I care for and love knowing. I wish I had the time to list everyone and say something about each and every one of you, but that would take so much time. If you’re not on here and still want to know what I would say about knowing you, just let me know and I’ll tell you. Also the ones below that I do mention are in no certain order. Just kind of went with the flow. Wait, I take that back. The first person I’m gonna mention is because if I hadn’t interacted with that person I might not k

New Year And Stuff
I don't, as a rule, do resolutions, as it makes a mockery of self-improvement to only want to do it one day a year, but for the record, this year I want to... 1. Lose like a shitload of weight and stop being fat 2. Kick the smoking back into touch, and get back to full non-smoking status 3. Learn the ukulele 4. Write that book at last 5. Finally watch/listen to/read all that stuff in my house I bought and never got round to 6. Spend more time with my family 7. Spend less money on things I don't need

Geekbored Confessional
I didn't mention what I got for Christmas because it really reveals the geek that I am, but in the spirit of full disclosure to those of you that read my blogs and pretty much have a good idea of what kind of geek I am, I will 'fess up. With the new Xbox 360 update, they give you the ability to copy your games to the hard drive. This allows for them to load faster, though I wish it would mean I wouldn't have to switch disks, but I digress. My Xbox is one of the originals, with only the 20gig drive, which didn't fit many games, so I got the 120gb upgrade with the transfer cord so I could move all my old stuff over. I can definitely see a speed boost. I also got some more 360 games; Fable II, and Saints Row 2. I know that SR2 is a GTA knock off, but in some ways, I like it better, just because there are so many customization options. I enjoy pimping out my cars, my cloths, and etc. I also got the official Xbox wireless adapater, I had one I had kludged together, which worked

Stolen
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? ME: Sherry UD: Sherry a confused young girl who has no idea what the hell she doing. Girl: You are such a sherry! you can't love two guys at once. 2) Whats your age? ME:41 UD:41 A good looking or HOT, female. Used as a code so others will not know what you are talking about. Look at that 41 behind us or thats a 41 at the door. 3) Name one of your friends? ME: Ashley UD: Ashley a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her 5) Whats you favorite color? ME: purple UD: purple Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple! 6) What is the name of th

Point Whore 101
Yes. It is true. I'm a point whore. I like the feeling of waking up in the morning and seeing how i did. (I wasn't around yesterday so didn't rank). I have been through many changes on this site. I started as a Comment whore. Then moved to the mumms, tried to do both for a time, but that was hard and time consuming. I went back to comment whore only. Some mummers miss me. Some don't. Lmaoo I haven't been commenting too much, i hear about that alot. Sorry, just haven't been in the mood, and still don't like the changes Fubar made for comments. With all that said i have to complaints about being a comment whore. 1) EZ Rates are not just pictures you find on google. They are small pictures, all the same size that allow you to run through them quicker, and not have to scroll up and down. Just cause they aren't pictures of you, doesn't always make them easy. PS The smaller the better. 2) If you have Fan/rate/add me in your status or name, you better do the same. I hate goin

Wheaties
Ok...Mannish gave me a great idea. I'm having a contest: put your boobs on a Wheaties box and give them to me. I'll give a prize to the winner. And no, they don't have to be perfect (or even good) to win. The basis on my decision will be completely arbitrary and have nothing to do with anything. However, there will be a winner...and all boobs shall be random, I won't put your name with them. So..send me your boobs?

A2m
according to candis status, she totally does ass to mouth, and if i get one of those valentines blasts, i will do ass to mouth on her!! my neighbors are annoying me, they are plowing and there is nothing outside but ice, so it is making a sound straight from hell. aaaaaaaaand i just found a stash of my christmas ornaments in my daughters room

/epic Sigh
How do you tell someone who was generous enough to lend you something pricy that you lost it? I've searched and nada. It's pretty much gone, probably in a junkyard somewhere. What do I do? I haven't seen her in months, since I graduated high school. I feel like I should lie to her. Tell her I left it back at my apartment hours away. I can't replace what I lost. I don't even think they make it anymore. Should I give her money in return? /sigh I suck.

Kazakh-wha?
When I was 19, I submitted an application and applied for a scholarship to live in Morocco and study Arabic. I hand-printed the application in Arabic script, sent it off, and then wondered, "Where exactly IS Morocco?" I had some general notion that Morocco was in Africa, but I wasn't clear on the specifics. I'm also not sure how I figured out where it was, as I don't think you could do a google back then. I might've looked at an actual map? I forget. I remember, though, that I figured out where it was before I announced to my parents that I was going there. "You're going WHERE?" "To Morocco!" "Where IS Morocco?" *exasperated sigh* With just a hint of condescension, I explained, "It's in northern Africa, just south of Spain." Isn't it nifty how we can make ourselves feel special over having attained a wee bit of knowledge that someone else doesn't have? And isn't it sad that I didn't know where the fuck Morocco was until after I'd applied to go there? Before actu

Are Yours This Good
-> MONICA THE...: im gonna screen shot this convo MONICA THE...: dude it is the best sb convo ever MONICA THE...: i am jealous and to be jealous of that is weird, but i am -> MONICA THE...: lol at our shoutbox convo -> MONICA THE...: lol it was nice to have nice big one cause i been shittin like a rabbit recently MONICA THE...: no way, all my turds have been tiny, it has sucked -> MONICA THE...: lol... due i had a turd that broke up in shape of a Y i soooo wanted to takepic for you MONICA THE...: heheh i got mas diaria from no sugar added ice cream it sucked -> MONICA THE...: loli ate all the candies MONICA THE...: i got a stomach ache for valentines day Love ya.. friends who poop together stay together

Hate In All Forms
People always say I hate this I hate that Then people hate on others because they have some they want and destroy the things others have I really can not understand why people always got to hate on others Isn't it easier and nicer if we are friend and show love to each other Accept the facts Leave the ones together who love each other and let the past be and move on? I know there are lovers out there who are seperated because of haters I wish them that they will work things out And I wish their haters to just accept it and help them lovers to find their way back to them and not hating on them anymore Help them to find back to their love and stop trying to get them for your own, it is not worth it because it wont last forever Keep the friendship but not the love I heard about a lot of things on here and I see a lot of things here and I am really shocked how ven sweet people can ruin others relationships I never thought that these sweet people are so full of hate that they go

Let Me Clarify Something
When I started out on my quest to get the spotlight I had 6 million of my own fubucks. I have since had some amazing friends help me along the way, but don't forget 6 million of what I have is still mine that I earned. Oh and I also rate and other stuff to earn fubucks that I didn't "beg" for. So if you have a problem with me spending MY fubucks to buy friends in fu-owned or buy gifts from the gift shop then I'm sorry but that's on you. Just because I'm trying to get spotlight doesn't mean I have to stop spending fubucks altogether. That is just stupid. In short, if you're going to judge me for how I spend my fubucks then just delete yourself from my friends list. I don't need "friends" like that. I won't argue with you. I'm sorry you think my practices are wrong.

Fu Better And Fu Worse
I dont really have much to say. My wife needs coffee and I'm too sick to make her some *coughcoughhacksalungcough* Who loves our fuzbian asses enough to go send her a coffee? *coughsupalungagain* By the way hunny, Im not life insured...hahaha ™©ღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪ Owned by the beautiful LipStick@ fubar

Chance To Win $1 Mill Fubux + 1 Rate For Ez Fubux
I need all the rates I can get on this one pic in order for me to win a HH..plz help me...Private message me after you rate it and I'll send you 10,000 fubucks instead of 1,000 now! I'm upping up the prize! UPDATE!! THE PERSON WHO GETS THE MOST PEOPLE TO RATE THE PIC GETS 1 MILLION FUBUCKS!!!! MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE RATE IT LET ME KNOW IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE YOUR USER ID SO YOU GET CREDIT!!

~¤~ Hmm... ~¤~
I've noticed alot of people throw words and emotions around. In turn I feel this makes the words worthless and there's no point in saying them anymore as it's all been said to much. I know alot of people would ask the person they care about to do the opposite, but i feel that it's not necessary to say for actions speak louder than words... So... Do not tell me I'm perfect, perfection is to hard to attain... Do not tell me how beautiful I am, beauty is only skin deep... Do not compare me to others, I am but me no more no less... Do not say I love you, if you truely did I wont need to be told. Just be there for me and walk with me when it seems the whole world is in it's darkest, be my friend before you try to be anything else and accept my faults without trying to change me. By the way this isn't directed at anyone it's just something I was thinking about. So don't read it and be like she's blogging about me lol coz it's just a random thought lol

My Fubar Three Year Anniversary!
3 Year Fubar Anniversary! April 6th 2006-2009Wow! I can't believe that it's finally here! Three years since I officially signed on to Fubar.... Well.. it wasn't called "Fubar" back in those days, it was, "Lost Cherry" and I still have my original T-shirtfrom back then! My Member ID Number is 17355. My Friend, Smiles, invited me over to the site back in March of 2006.. she kept saying. come here. come over here! So I finally came over and looked around and it was So different than where we were used to hanging out.. I poked around a while and finally, on April 6, 2006, I clicked that magic button and officially became a "Lost Cherry"! It was great then, and is still great. I never know what to see coming in for new features or even site Names, as "Lost Cherry" then evolved to "Cherry Tap" and a while later, "Fubar.com."I've made SO many friends from the US and around the world, folks that I hope to be able to keep in touch with during my life, no matter where we are or move! Life const

Emo Mode /on
So, my best buddy friend is visiting Chicago from Cali where she moved a coupla years ago, and she arrived 2 days ago, and is leaving on the 13th. Well, I havent even met her yet, and it appears that this whole time we will hang out once or twice. She is meeting up with her other friends, and I am kinda upset that she is not too eager to see me. We have the whole day today, but she said that we would be rushed, since she has to go out with her other friends at 9pm (ok, its 3pm right now), and I have to go to work at 11pm. we have a whole day tomorrow, starting from the moment I have to go to court (she is going there with me). But... I am tired of feeling like this...while I may seem hateful (fine, I am) I also have a softer side when it comes to friendships. But I barely make friends in RL. I try to reach out to people just to get shunned, or lead on. Its like I am a leper or something. I meet people, everything seems to go fine, we have fun...and they disappear. I expect

Somebody Fuckin Shoot Me...
So... a couple of months ago I was out with my parents at their local watering hole, sippin a drink and feelin fine. The evening progressed and I got drunk. This was the time that my mother chose to ask me if I wanted to go and see Sydney Devine with her. WHO THE FUCK IS SYDNEY DEVINE? I hear you ask. Well, he's a kind of Scottish country and western Elvis type guy. I'll post an example of his 'singing' in a comment. So... I'm drunk and I'm like 'sure mum, we don't do enough shit together, I'll go with you, it'll be a laugh'. And my dad's like 'son, it's Sydney Devine, you used to cry when your mother played that shit to you when you were a child'. But, I'm drunk, I want to make my mother happy, so I'm like 'yeah, dad, I'm sure, are you going?' To which my father replied 'fuck no'. Anyway, I'd forgotten about this shit until about ten minutes ago when I got a text from my mother which says "hi son, i hope you're looking forward to seeing Sydney tomorrow night, i'll see you at about

Wooo Mother F'n Hooooo
AWESOMENESS!!! THE HOTEL SIGNED, WOOT!!! *is the new florist* wooooohooooo *dances* Thank you so much everyone, without my friends I would have popped!! Seriously, you all rock! ♥ Postal

Wow
I've been gone for about 2 and a half weeks and it seems like so much has changed. Not only on here, but with ME too. I don't know. Just don't see the reasoning behind some of the things I did before. I guess I was being childish. Actually no guessing, I was. Thing is...you're going to see me talking to some people that I've had blocked. No one needs to know what's changed my mind or give me "hell" because I'm talking to them. I want to, end of story. Now on to what's been going on in my life since I left here. I've been working like crazy. In the past month I've had 5 days off. I'm use to having 2 days off a week, lol. My Step-dad found out he was a "carrier" for MRSA. We all were tested and everything came back fine. Then we find out that the hospital told him the wrong results. Who knows who is really a carrier. Kind of scary I think. I've been thinking about making a series of blogs. Each one about a different person. I'll probably end up doing it, but not right now...maybe I'll

Stuck In My Head
I have had this song stuck in my head, or at least part of it. I am not sure where I heard it, and I don't know enough of it to figure out what it is. It sounds like Peter Gabriel and the one lyric I am 75% sure it goes like But I like the way you think the next line may be: and I think of you and know I'm all right (or) alive (the (or) was added by me because I am not sure which word it is) The way he sings the first lyric the "I" is probably the longest word in the whole sentance. I went through all the Peter Gabriel songs on his site, couldn't find it, tried googling the lyrics, no luck there. I can't seem to find out what this song is. It could Anyone have any ideas?

Hmmm
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak...Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let it go.... I just saw the above as someone's status on a different site...and frankly, it kinda hit home for me...just thought I'd share a bit of facebook wisdome with ya'all lol

Kins' Surve...
1. What is the last thing you eated? Chicken potstickers. 2. And the last thing you drank? Bud Light!!! 3. What does it say on your favourite mug? "Kins sucks, Jai rules!!!" 4. Who is the best captain of a Star Trek? Picard without a doubt

Again
Yet again I'm getting THAT feeling. That feeling being that something is going to go wrong. Every single time I get that feeling something happens. The only thing that sucks about getting them is that I don't ever know what it is going to be. I just know when it happens, I'll be completely let down. There's been a few times that it's been on here, in front of everyone. Other times, it's been things at home. I'm thinking that this time...it's going to be something on here. I'm way too attached to people I think. Can someone teach me to not care? And no, it's not about what happened a few days ago. I'm over that. I've realized that I didn't deserve "friends" like that anyway. Go me..right?

The Basic Details
I have never considered myself an addictive personality. I started acting a fool while drinking so I quit. No big deal. Yeah I started up again a couple of years later, but its not like I ever really NEED alcohol. Same deal with smoking. Casual smoker at best. When I got a gnarly resperatory infection, I just quit. Now its becoming painfully clear that I am literally addicted to sex. I realized the last time I did it that my entire personality changed after. It wasn't just the release of endorphins and whatnot. I slept well for the first time in days. Finally felt like eating. Suddenly the world was right on its axis. In general this probably wouldn't be a problem. The fact that I'm not in a safe, stable, secure relationship with someone who wants sex all the time is a problem. And the fact that self-inflicted orgasms do not have the same effect is an issue as well. I realize that putting so much value on something I have to get from someone else is the unhealthiest

As A Reminder About Sundays
As a reminder about Sundays, if you look in the Sunday blog on June 7th, we put that we would not be doing any level ups on that day. It's a day to take a break, relax, rate friends, do whatever and not have to worry about leveling. The ONLY exception to posting a level up would be family. Other than that we will not post any on Sundays. Everyone has the day off :) So crew leaders please also note that as well that ONLY family will be posted. Thanks!

Changing Spotlight Requirement For Level 32 Progression.
hey everyone, today we'll be replacing the level 32 spotlight requirement with something a little easier to attain. we'll also be resetting all the bids on the current spotlight, so you won't lose any fubucks or anything like that if you've bid on it. stay tuned... edit: don't be too happy! the spotlight requirement is still in there, it's just at a higher level.... ;) -mike

Kinda Sad
I was reading this little news blurb today and was kina floored..I think there seem to be a LOT of fat people here in Colo so it made me shudder to realizze that we have the lowest number in the country. I really think HUGE efforts need to be made to start fixing this epidemic in the US...it is sad that we are coming to this. The CDC has long said that 1/3 of Americans are obese..here are some of the updated numbers for this year Mississippiis highest in the country for 5 years running at 32.5% of adults being obese Alabama 31.2% West VA 31.1% Tennessee 30.2% Colorado has the lowest at 18.9% followed by- MA 21.2% CT 21,3% Miss. also had 44.4% child obesity

Linda Lovelace?
I'm getting a female ball python soon, Seamus says I should name her Linda Lovelace because she swallowed everything. Should I listen to the all knowing yet extremely perverted and stoned Seamus? or can you come up with something better?

Wtf Is This?
Status: If I rate you a 1 and then re-rate you a 10, it's only because I'm trying to level, don't take it personal.. I got rated a "1"and rerated a "10" I feel used I don't get this new leveling bullshit hoops people are jumping through. I get shouts asking me to vote on MUMMS so they can level. now this??? I'm so glad I won't get past my next level. Oddly due to stupid quallifications! OK, end of rant. Go back to your beer and mumms

I Give Up
Everything has gone wrong with this remodel...firts it took over a week to do my floor..300sf....then Best buy fucked me..I had bought applianes and was told they would be held in the wharehouse...called yesterday to have them delivered and was informed that they had been returned..yet the card was still being carged and had paid about $800 on it...so had to run to Lowes and they hooked me up with great prices and delivered today. Great right? Except that the guy supposed to come do my cabinets today is now on another job until Thurs...what the FUCK I have NO kitchen and 2 kids..this is shit. So now they are coming tomorrow to finish it up so we cn order our granite top after they make the template. But FFS how many times am I gonna get screwed over on this!!?? End rant PS Got back from NY 2 days ago..and yeah the visit was not a good one. So I am sad..stressed..in a bad flare up...fuck fuckfuckfuck

This Made Me Rofl
Now this is a bad day ... A woman in Britian came home from work and posted this on her facebook page OMG I HATE MY JOB!!! My boss is a total pervvy wanker always making me do shit stuff just to piss me off! WANKER!! she got this comment back 5 hours later I guess you forgot about adding me on here? Firstly dont flatter yourself. Secondly you've worked here 5 months and didn't work out that I am gay? I know I don't prance around the office like a queen but its not exactly a secret. Thirdly that shit stuff is called your job, you know what I pay you to do. But the fact that you seem able to fuck up the simplest of tasks might contribute to how you feel about it. And lastly you also seem to have forgotten you have 2 weeks left on your 6 month trial period. Don't bother coming in tomorrow. I'll pop your P45 in the post and you can come in whenever you like to pick up any stuff you have left here. And yes I am serious. DOH!!

Alone
I've been doing some thinking, I mean some real thinking. Not some random crap that I usually come up with. It's kind of making me depressed, but it's nothing that I'm not use to. I was thinking about my age, my lack of a man in my life and how that's probably never going to change. It's not like I have to have one, but the idea of having someone around is pretty wonderful. To know there is someone in my life that accepts me for what I am. I always seem to fall for the wrong guy. I even tried to change it up and well, I was cheated on and lied to. So yeah, guess it wasn't all that different. I'm thinking that I must have "fool" written all over my face. I'm really not. I think now I'm even more guarded than I was before. Ugh, I'm getting off what I was thinking about. I don't see how things are going to change for me. I don't ever have a chance to get out. I'm 30 with 2 young children. Men probably see me as "tainted" or something. Seriously, I don't ever get hit on. When I

The Asshole Chronicles
p>Yeah so I was linked to a pic of a fake salute..and LOL'd and her lapdof came to me..thought I would share the giggleISORO the ...: BYE->ISORO the ...: LMAO wow you are weak...I didnt downrate the cunt..I LOL'd at a comment left by another user...and you got your panties in a bunch and came rnnin to our pagesISORO the ...: well i wont admit you were wrong which started this and go poof and fly away on your broomstickISORO the ...: mmkay then admit you were being a catty bitch when you came to my page..there is really no oher reason....and go tell Ms Whineypants that ya stood up to the meanies and get those snatch pics son!!!ISORO the ...: no that never entered into my mind->ISORO the ...: Why...afraid your euipment wont match up?ISORO the ...: ummmm no, no tranny trap cock for me thanks->ISORO the ...: indeed I am->

Thanks
I don't really blog & all but just wanted to say thanks to all of you for all the Birhtday loving!!!!! I have met some really cool & special people here, that make my life outside this box even better! (you all know who you are) So thanks again for making a simple day seem so special! Happy Labor Day! and peace baby

Warning Scam Artist On Fubar
Please shout box me for the name of the member. He is alterzing people to look generious but he is forcing them to buy him a happy hour and a auto and a bomb so he can get the rates, and then advertises that he is doing this out of the kindness of his heart. He took me for 17 million when I tried to exchange an auto with him yesterday, he paid me back because he called it a misunderstanding, but I am out 4 million fubucks and he has developed a reputation as a good businessman, when in actuallity he is a terrible swindler, the worst fubar seems to have created. This is just a warning, do not do business with someone that "offers" to alterize you so you can get points, it is a scam. Shout box me for the name if you have had this happen tell me, so we can stop this member from taking advantage of others!

Pain
I know that you'll tell me to go to the doctor, but I can't at this time. I am looking for advice. Sunday a week ago I quit smoking. I haven't cheated or anything. Tuesday my breasts started hurting really bad. Almost like when you're about to start your period. Only I am not due to start my period for 2 more weeks. Every day they hurt more and more. I was wondering if anyone else has had this problem...seriously. Cause this shit hurts like motherfucking hell

Random
1. I am told I have sad eyes but I think I smile too much 2. I can't live without my cell phone. I check to see if it's on my person at least a million times a day. Whether I stick it in my pocket or bra. 3. I try to always look on the brighter things in life and hate when I feel down. 4. I would be lost without my two sisters. They are complete opposites from each other and different from me. But they help me work problems out in my head 5. I am happier with the person I am now then the person I was 10 years ago. I am proud of what I have done. Though I miss sharing it with someone. 6. I have more fun sober then I have ever had drunk. 7. I hate pity party throwers. I have more respect for people who deal with their problems then look for people to fix them for them. 8. I am addicted to cream cheese. I love it. I can just eat it on crackers. or bread. or pita chips. or plain. It's a sickness. 9. I sometimes stand outside my

My Elvis Clock..
That is on my wall looks a tad crooked,but I lack the energy too fix it. Also its pouring outside,I love the rain and all.. I refuse too drive in it at night unless its a must. So sadly still no tattoo. bloody effin addiction it is now. least its not (insert S word). anywho moving right along too my magical 5 for today. 1.recieving comfy slippers this morning. 2.Getting over my nervousness for school.

Woman's World
I only started reading Graham Rawle's novel 'Woman's World' yesterday, but it's off-the-chart nuts. Compiled as a collage (yep, the whole novel's a cut-and-paste job) from snippets from old women's magazines, it tells the tale of a young woman who, and bear with me cos I've only, as I say, read a few chapters so far, is clearly completely mental, living in a world that seems entirely informed by household tips and fashion advice. Perhaps you better read the summary on Rawle's website instead. But take this as a recommendation, cos I am utterly hooked already. *edit* It's a couple of days later, and I'm about half way through now, and it is a work of GENIUS.

Social Networking Sites
I have been a member of this site on and off, and I see it advertises itself as a "Social Networking site" . I find it kinda hard to meet people here unless you "Add/fan/rate" them, which is fine, but you try to talk to anyone, they are beyond stuck on themselves to even acknowledge the fact you are reaching out to them. So, is it kinda misleading to consider fubar a "social networking" Site, or even the other 2 sites since it seems that everyone seems to have their own personal agendas? I don't know, but I came here to make friends. I don't know about anyone else, but that is what I am here for. End rant...

Avatar Policy Enforcement Update
We have been very cool with everyone about our new avatar policy and enforcing it. The majority of users are cool with it and have rocked on. There are still people who are playing musical avatars and blatantly disregarding the policy. As of today, we will be strictly enforcing the policy. 1. Any one blatantly violating the policy will have their photos flagged and they will NOT be removed. We have a special note on photos that shows us if it was flagged as an avatar. If it was, you will NOT get the flag removed. 2. If you want to complain about the policy, do it to a friend. The majority of our users are very happy and supportive. If you are going to be a negative nancy about it and have nothing nice to say, my only response to you is--Don't log in if you do not like our site. 3. If you are one of those people who try and justify your avatar abuse with conspiracy theories pointing to other users who are getting away with it, rest at ease....the people who are abusing it will get se

Gunner
Seriously man. You're a nice guy deep down,act the part. You dont have to be rude and obnoxious to be liked around here. Even if that was the case,then so be it. I could care less if u rate my pics. My level and my short friends list is that way for a reason FFS! Go ahead and rear your ugly head to me,Ive got nothing to lose but my apathy...Your style is played out.Give up on trolling.You SUCK at it!If you dont want your ass handed to you in a mumm then dont start shit with your superiors.Yes,I said superiors because Emanon has a higher IQ then your entire family combined.In closing...Get the FUCK over yourself.Thank you and please drive thru....=== 'Bishop Lovelace *** AKA*** Gunner' wrote the following at '2009-12-10 09:05:02'..>> oh wait i dont want you backing me up for nothing as a matter of fact please dont come to my rescue and as far as me looking like an ass well thats your opinion they started on me so i only say the truth so if you want take me off your friends list if i rec

Platinum K8 = Platinum Fake.
Well, this is the first of what probably will be more fakes for 2010. I’ll spare you all my ramblings and just get to the point…lol… This profile, conveniently set to “friends only” has this totally ridiculous salute posted. It’s so bad between the back & white and the typing of “fubar.com” in the middle, it really has a place in the Hall of Shame… Don’t worry, we have it’s user id below, if you know of anyone on its’ list, please let them know … http://fubar.com/3713294 Upon further research, it was found that the real girl actually has this myspace , with the same name even…lame… What is the point of doing this, I have no idea. This first fake bust of 2010 was bought to me by : Laura@ fubar Just remember everyone, whether it be 2006 or 2010, just remember to keep your eyes open and look out for stupid….lol…peace…

Butthurt Much?
Okay so I was commenting in a point sluts mumm, I would link you to it but, I do not want you rating :P well anyway she comes back online after seeing My continuous comments calling her a point slut.It is okay little emo, leave the mumms to the big kids, keep to your point slutting ways of pic rating and all that other crap.So anyway, after a while of not commenting she comes into My shout box giving Me the fu finger…Then blocked Me, it is okay little point slut, I wouldn’t have sex with you with a ten foot pole and a bag over your head. Your intellect is a little too low for My liking…And then she came back a few minutes later with…No thanks, I will die from the smell long before I got close enough to kiss it.Don’t you love how all the point slut mummers get all the balls, to say whatever they want AFTER they block you so you cannot answer?…okay that is your Emanon butthurt mummer quick blog :P

Emos!!!
I bet you came into this blog looking to find a hot emo chick to bang right? Or to have sex with a emo boy who looks like a girl to claim that you’re still straight .. *wink* right, I believe you’re still straight… as straight as Elton John and Richard Simmons singing YMCA and downing cum shots I am bored therefore posted a blog so you bored fuckers can comment and amuse Me.Okay I was asked how often do I choke My chicken hm several times a day..aas well getting the knob polished daily as well.Emanon Movies Review:The Blind SideOkay a friend lent Me his copy of this movie with Sandra Bullock. To be honest when I saw the previews I did not want to see it, it looked a bit too sappy for My taste, but when a friend said it wasn’t too sappy and that I should check it out, I said sure. Well I checked it out, and it is an okay movie, I personally want to see Denzel Washington’s new film “The Book of Eli” which looks like something I would enjoy, I en

Book Club: For Those Who Have Finished Wwz
No spoiler worry, just let it all hang out. There are still a good number of people who haven't finished it so I'd like everyone who has to migrate over here. Here are just some topics I'm throwing up- PLEASE feel free to ignore them and do your own! I'm keeping this kinda sparse on purpose because you guys are a hell of a lot smarter than I am. Just want to generally talk about what you thought of the book? Awesome, type away. Discussion topics: How do you think your city would handle the outbreak? Do you live in a place where you might have a chance of survival, or would be you taken out in the initial wave? (The only exception applies to this gentleman:) * What are some of the most interesting *non-fiction* things you've learned from this, what you thought would be a fun little piece of zombie fiction? * How did your expectations of this book differ from what you read? Were you disappointed or pleasantly surprised? * Holy shit, underwater zombies. I can't get

Somethings Are Best Left Unsaid And Some Are Just Too Juicy To Not Be.
Nothing salacious and slanderous, just a little fun. Give an example of something you have said to someone and you've felt yourself cringe as soon as you had said it. Mine is telling my sister she got a big arse

Pissing Contest...
5 contestants entered this weeks contest... Dud (with his small penis and old man balls) George the Bird (not sure what the fuck he was thinking) Gallo (with his leaking ball sac) Lil Boops (with a talent above all else) Passion and Helly (bishes obtained a loop hole to enter as a team) The Rules were read and each participant signed an agreement to abide by the rules. Straws were drawn to see who would go first. First up, George the Bird. George stepped to the line after drinking 32 cups of water with alka seltzer. He went to piss and exploded. Parts of George, including his small peen, were found 8 feet down the piss track. Witchie and Wicked, the Judges, conferred and disqualified George the Bird as body parts do not equate to piss. Named Crisis was crushed, filed a protest with the Commissioner, Suga Lips. Suga Lips denied the protest and through Named Crisis' Spam peen over the cliff. Next up is Dud. The crowd gets going doing a cross chant with one half cheering

Petition.
BLOCKING "ORDER A ROUND" I've been considering doing this for a while, so here it finally is. Tired of getting countless Pints of fuIness [or whatever the drink of the day BabyJ has chosen]?Started wondering what good is being a Demon, able to shitface people...when they're already shitfaced the entire day? This is my proposition for a block option. If you would like to have one, post "yes" as your comment. If you enjoy the attention and deleting tons of drink gifts, post "no". If you don't really give a crap either way, don't comment.

Problem!
I'm wearing this skirt .... it is new and it is a mini made of that lycra stretchy kind of fabric. It has this extra bit inside which is supposed to pull your belly and bum upwards (lolz to self) and keep it kinda altogether, ha! Anyway, I have a problem with it, everytime I go for a pee and pull it up .... the damn thing turns inside out and upside down and this gussety bit ends up round my knees. Anyone have the same problem? and is there any fixes before I rip it apart and dump it?

The Book Of Eli
This movie is a must see! Imagine if you will, Mad Max type world, A post apocolyptic life, where everyone is struggling to survive. Eli, played by Densel, is a righteous man on a mission to restore the world to how he remembers it, before the event. On his journey he runs into a power hungry tyrant (Gary Oldman)who is in search of "The Book". And if you know movies, you know when Gary Oldman plays the bad guy, its an awesome performance! This movie has some surprises and twists, as Eli makes his way west, to the place that he is lead to by God. This movie takes you in, and you forget about how the world is now, and imagine yourself in the world created by the director. If this scenario were to happen, we there would be one more chapter written in the Bible called eli. Forget about religion, its not the point of the movie. and oh yeah, the eye candy... He who has the book, controls the faith of the world. as you were.

My Dad
Aight Some of ya'll already know what's going on and have a lot of details some don't. But i wanted to write this to let my other friends on here know whats going on so they don't worry if they don't see me on here as much for a lil while.On wednesday night i had got news that my dad had died in a car crash. Needless to say i have not been doing good over here. On top of that, 15 mins after finding this out about my dad, i also found out that i have 1 half brother, and 2 half sisters that i NEVER knew anything about. That situation will have to be a whole other blog altogether whenever i feel like writing about it.... This has been the hardest time of my life and this has broken me in every single way possible. i go from feeling numb to breaking down at any given time. Today and tonight i have been better. I just feel detached from everything though. But i am trying my best to keep my head up during all of this and i know me and my family will be alright at somepoint. Well there it is

Why
I dunno why I get blocked all the time.... beings I am so sweet to just about everyone ... hahaha that made me chuckle alittle. *adjusts halo* I really don't care.. or maybe I do.... but I sooo hate not being able to get the last word or even defend myself . so fuck you.... if ya blocked me, block me or will block me you are the belittled idiot one......... not me *runs along back to work now* peace baby

Happy Hour?!
So... I had to go out for a bit, came back, logged on... only to discover that I had a Happy Hour?! WTF?! I didn't buy said Happy Hour, so a big THANK YOU to whoever did. I did leave a comment on Mike's profile saying he should buy me something nice... maybe it was him. Who knows...

Wtf Is With This Place?
I know I tend to be emotional, but I swear I took my meds on time today. But it seems like, with only a few exceptions, the people I let in just don't give a rat's ass about me. I'm going to log off when I finish writing this, or I'll be tempted to delete 3/4 of my list, and I don't wanna deal with shawn saying "i told you not to" in the morning. I know there have been lots of fuglitches with deleting my friends. And I don't know if that's what's happened the last couple days, or if I've done something to just make people not wanna put up with me. Whatever. I almost don't even care anymore. But for gawd's sake, if you're gonna delete me because I did something or i'm annoying or whatnot, have the balls to tell me what I did. That is all.

Making A Proper Salute For Fubar
Because if you don't have one, it's freaking EASY. If someone you know needs to learn how to do this, maybe just send them here. YouTube ate my original audio, so yes, I would change it to something from their library like Red Tape by Agent Provocateur.

The Deftones Scale Of Happiness
Only three days remain until the Deftones come to town. I bought these tickets over two months ago, closer to three. Yeah, I'm an excited little girl, fuck you, I'm happy being me. I was watching "Law Abiding Citizen" the other day and a Deftones song came on. After I checked to make sure it wasn’t my computer playing it, I then proceeded to get excited. I didn't dance externally, but internally, I was. I always set the cable to the Music Choice station, usually their "Alternative" channel, which isnt too bad, but then yesterday they played a Deftones song "Minerva" along with trivia information about them. Yes I was pumped, and yes the dancing was external. I really can evaluate my happiness on a scale of Deftones songs. Level 1 Happy: One Weak, Lhabia, Deathblow, Rats!Rats!Rats!, Digital Bath Level 2 Happy: SexTape, Pink Cellphone, Bloody Cape, My Own Summer Level 3 Happy: Cmd/Ctrl, Mascara, Around the Fur, Battle Axe, This Place Is Death, Nightrider Level 4 Ha

Things I Need To Do Today
Change the sheets on the bed Laundry Take out the trash Assemble the lamp Fix the closet, since they don't seem to know what molly screws are Hit the gym Remember my camera SEE THE MOTHERFUCKING DEFTONES!!!! Gloat Post pictures Gloat some more

My Hoaring Blog (sort Of)
MuMMs suck so I'm writing a hoaring blog. I was given a God mode and I've never had one, so I'm kinda excited. (I can't wait to slap the bejeezus outta some people.) My 4th fu-anniversary is on Friday so I wanted to activate then. Fridays, though, are usually a busy day for me and I'm not on a lot. (My best friend also got a promotion at work and I have a feeling she might wanna come over to celebrate Friday night, so I dunno how much I'd be on.) I have decided to activate the G-mode on Thursday instead since I'll be on a lot more and I can get more use out of it. I'm not selling/trading family spots because I have 50 and I'd need a VIP to exchange a couple people (I like everyone that's in there.) No, I'm not asking for a VIP, I'm just stating a fact. I will bomb all of you multiple times, I'm sure. :) I am pretty sure Per has a HH that day sometime and she will have a God mode also. (If you don't know her, you're missing out.) Sooo it should be fun. I am looking forward to slappin

Fumarriage Turning Into Fu-friends
Anonymous Question #1 So I have tons of problems so we'll try to spread them out lol. First problem we'll go with is my fuwifey and how should I get out of the fumarriage without hurting her feelings? Our marriage has gotten stale and I'm ready for a change I think. We have become great friends and I'd like to know a professionals opinion on the best way to get out and still be the best of friends. My advice: Honestly. If you are friends, then she will likely be ok with it. You do have to put on your big boy shorts and deal with it like a grown ass man. If you would prefer to pass the blame, then you can always tell her that you have found someone that you are interested in, and the fumarriage is frowned upon by your new mystery lady. Ask her if it would be ok to terminate. If she says no, do it anyway. You just won't stay friends.

Summer
ok folks, ive had my little fix of the red name. summer is upon us and i def wont be around the computer that much. boating, camping, traveling, training, softball, reunions, bbqs, graduation parties, riding the motorcycle, the beach. fubar will be my last resort of entertainment. so feel free to take me out of your fams. i wont be running anything for awhile. thank you all for rates, bombs, bling and friendship. ill still be logging in to chat every now and then so feel free to leave a message.

My List Of Accomplishments
I don't normally feel the need to tell other people of my accomplishments...to me it's, well, bragging, and/or trying to impress somebody with something other than who you are at any given time...add the internet factor and I don't expect to be believed anyway. But apparently I need this list. So here goes. Passion's Fire's List of Accomplishments A) I make stupid old bastards bleat like raped sheep. I think that's sufficient.

In The Footsteps Of His Father
In The Footsteps Of His Father A baby boy was born one August day, He looked so much like his father in each and every way. His daddy was a good man it was plain to see so strong and so proud He was the best man there could be. That little boy followed him everywhere his daddy would go he was just like his daddy and it was just like his daddy that he would grow. One day his father went away and didn't come back anymore he was a soldier in the Army who gave his life serving his country in something they call war. That was twenty years ago almost to the day that little boy grew up to be just like his daddy, in each and every way. One day he joined the Army, like his father before, and like

Never Once
It would be easy and concise to say what you do for all that know you, we all see that. So instead, each time I sat down at the computer today, I tried to think of something that you have never done, and wrote it down. Never once...have you needed an incentive to come say hello. Never once...have you questioned my sincerity and answered it yourself. If you didnt understand something, you inquired to make sure that you did understand. Never once...have you made me wonder if we're ok, just for sake of watching me struggle to find out. Never once...have you fed me a doggy treat or patted me on the head simply because I lit up your page and brought others to it. You dont even bother thanking me, because you know you dont need to, you just respond with mutual interest. Never once...have you passed me by or held me in contempt for being happy. Even if you were not feeling happiness yourself at the time, you always came by to share in and let me bathe you in mine. Never once...have you

Best Freakin Weekend Ever
Friday I worked...then I went to kick boxing...we do mitt drills, and perfect technique on fridays... I worked my ass off...learned a new elbow Gosh I love throwing elbows, punching and kicking things :D Then I went bowling with a few people I graduated with, we had a ball!! Then we went to a local bar and had a few drinks ( I drank water...DD and all that) Then Saturday I got up, went to kick boxing where we learned yet another elbow!!!! I can beat the shit out of people legit now! Then I came home, took a lil nap and went to my bowling league...had a pretty good night then my family and I went out for a late dinner... That brings us to today,, SHUT UP!! Best day in ages!! Kick boxing..worked my damn ass off...literally Then one of my friends in the class (we went to high school together) asked me if I wanted to go to the shooting range with her, her dad, and her sons...so I hesitantly said yes.. FUCK ME!! I LOVE SHOOTING!! I shot a semi automatic 22, a dual action 22 revolv

It's That Time Of The Year....
Ok, here's my political rant for the day: 1. If you don't want to be treated differently than someone else, stop yelling and screaming that your gender/sexual-orientation/ race/or some other attribute you might have makes you that way. If you're a jackass, I will treat you as such, no matter what you are. You do not have the right not to be offended, and yes, we know, only God can judge you. But when you do really stupid things, like pierce your eyebrows to your cheekbones, I will make the comment that you must miss prison. And if you want someone to take you seriously, it's probably not the best idea to get something like "Psycho bitch" or "Real azz nigga" tattooed across your chest/neck/publicly visible place. You know the phrase, "Less is more," well it works. You don't want people to have an issue, then don't make it one. Tolerance works both ways. 2. There are already ways to obtain care if you don't have insurance. If you're a woman with kids and poor, you hi

The Movie Theater Incident
Occasionally, I like to go to the movies. Friends or family will see a trailer for something and I decide to go see a movie as well. Movies are great, but the people who attend movies frequently are not. On this particular occasion, I decided to strike back in the name of "Justice" for all people who have ever been annoyed, slighted and/or screwed out of the cost of a ticket because of one of "those people". My sister-in-law sat down next to me at the theater and the movie was about to begin. "What's that smell?" she asked, "It smells like pee." Unflinching, her husband (my brother) responded: "It's clam chowder." Sure enough, sitting one row back and three seats to our left was a woman holding a large to-go order of clam chowder which she'd snuck into the theater. Surprisingly, clam chowder smells very similar to urine when you don't know where the source is. It's like the asparagus of soups. The woman herself looked like a water buffalo in a sweatshirt. She had broad sho

Going For A Grant....please Help!
I had my first one on one meeting concerning the grant I am going for yesterday. It went very well :) I NEED YOUR HELP!! I need to show this organization that I am worthy of this grant. The more traffic I get to my studio and to my FB art page the better. This is an amazing opportunity for me, please help by commenting my works in the studio (you don't have to become a member of artfire to do so) and liking/sharing my FB page. I'm running a studio sale today 30% off! If you leave an artfire comment you get an extra 5% off at checkout. OK, I'm done begging now :) ♥ you guys! www.facebook.com/greeningdrivecreations www.greeningdrivecreations.artfire.com xxoo ~Summer

Birthday Pussy
[sigh] Just read it, lol. unsuspecti...: 6:44pm unsuspecti...: you don't know me where i'm at the sun is coming up bitch 7:14pm Per: oh wow...someone got their Cheerios pissed in. You're a grown ass man, grow a set of balls and get the fuck over it. 7:15pm unsuspecti...: hold up i'm not pissed 7:15pm unsuspecti...: was js 7:15pm Per: and so am I. You came in my shout box calling me a bitch. 7:16pm unsuspecti...: not in a pissing contest with you did'n't mean the bitch part i just copied and pasted and didn't see that part 7:17pm Per: oh you meant it, and I really don't care. You still need to grow a set. It's the internet, people are going to say things that piss you off. You came in my shout box and had to drag it out. If you weren't pissed, you wouldn't have said shit to me. 7:18pm unsuspecti...: no i seen you where at it with some one eles 7:19pm unsuspecti...: but look if you want

Sandy Dick
Unknown Buzz: dry, buy a drink! Level: 21 Gender: Male, 80 Location: Status: Unknown 8:17pm Unknown: That was sand out in the woods prior doing something and took it with sand on my hands jerked off for a bit to get it up.Do I have a big cock though? 8:18pm FvckingCan...: do you often go to the woods to jack off with sandy hands? 8:21pm Unknown: I pretty much reside in the woods yes I'm still a virgin and never had a gf.Damn I need my big cock sucked so I can gag her and shoot this gallon all down her throat 8:26pm FvckingCan...: well that is unfortunate on all counts.. 8:36pm Unknown: I want a hand or titjob more than anything so she can see this gallon for herself.Last time I jerked came all over my ceiling and would have been a bigger load

Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! HOWEVER, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. So, WATER = POOP WINE = HEALTH Free yourself of Poop, drink WINE!!! It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day...

~stang's Friday Freaky Five Come's To Lc
I used to run this feature on MySpace and each week it hit the top in Romance and Relationships. The Friday Freaky 5 is a set of 5 adult oriented questions that people have the chance to answer openly. The fun it not necessarily in the questions, it's getting as many open and honest answers as possible. Sometimes then get just downright hysterical. If it is succesful here, I'll continue to do it. If you like it, participate and rate it please. Okay guys and gals, friends and pals, lets do this but remember, you don't have to answer all five (it's more fun if you do), just answer what is the most comfortable so here they are....this weeks freaky five 1. Would you be intimidated or offended if your partner wanted to introduce toys into the bedroom? 2. If your partner wanted to do a threesome, would you be down with that? 3. You are about to have an orgasm and your partner calls out the wrong name, do you keep going or stop right there? (Thanks Dr. Romello for that on

Taking Up 'the Title'
The following was my reply to an "on-line Mistress'" insistence on her (self-imposed?) title's relevance, and validity: Personally, I like to Whip Ass. I actually went to an Academy, and lived in a Dungeon for four (count 'em (4)) months, learning exactly HOW to Whip Ass. My immediate trainers, I referred to as "Sir" or "Ma'am". And, the woman who ran the whole Academy was (is) addressed as "Mistress". Now, every so often when I'm out in public, at some nightclub, and sometimes on the city streets, small groups or individuals will get down on hands, and knees, kiss my fingertips, or my boots (hell, my docksiders!) and address me as "Master". These good people couldn't give (pardon me) a 'flying goddamn' about my parenting skills, my humanity, or my artistic and creative abilities. They address me as such because I Whip (their) Ass! Now, I could run around demanding that I be addressed as "Grand Arch-Lord Blowhard of Kansas City", or somesuch... But, you will notice I go by (always

Light/dark
Ok, for all you ladies who seem to think Tom is all nice, sweet, can’t or won’t harm a fly your right but you have another thing coming see there is another Tom as well. Some of you have poked at me about grabbing your hair and such and you just don’t know; you are messing with the Genie in the lamp. Just cause I don’t have a picture of my nut sack swinging in the air, the crack of my ass in a picture or tats all over my body; should by all accounts tell you that TomTom is very different than most and there are just a few on LC that even have a idea of the other Tom that lives inside Tom. Yes, they is another side to Tom thus the name TomTom meaning two or Gemini; there is a sweet and caring man on one side who treats a lady as a lady should be treated and who loves and fears the Lord. However, there is a Dark Tom in which only and I do mean only those that understand and can handle a man who knows himself and likes himself should even think about playing with this other side.

The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.....
I guess if am gonna tell this story...I have to bring it all out. As I have already written, my last draw showed my hormone numbers dropping very slowly. The dr that has been keeping an eye on me told me that I could still keep coming in and having the draws done to keep an eye on the numbers. Well yesterday I get a call from a nurse telling me that I cant go in anymore because it wont do any good and the tests are "costly". After hanging up, I started crying because those tests are the only link I have to see that I am getting better and now they want to take them away from me when it looks like my numbers might be stopping??!! Mike and I have talked about going to see someone else in Madison if this is the case because we dont even know if everything has left my body and yet they are telling me to wait another 2 weeks to see if I have a monthly. ITS ALREADY BEEN 2.5 MONTHS SINCE I LOST THIS BABY....IT SHOULD HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED!! So last night I couldnt sleep....stayed up ti

Shopping©
As much as I try to be different from other men,I do hate shopping. I mean really HATE it. I like buying,lol. Now if you ask me if I want to go shopping the answer is always the same,no. BUT if you ask me to go shopping with you,I will always go along. I love spoiling my playtoy. Nothing makes me happier than to see her smile. So when she asked for me to come along,off we went. Finding a parking space at the mall this close after Christmas is almost as bad as the mall itself. Finding a parking spot and walking toward the door,we are caressed by winters cool hand. The air always seems so fresh and clean during winter. The smells of oak and pine burning waife through the air. The sun bring warmth to all it touches but the air cooling softly. Entering the mall is an assult of the senses. The sounds of all the people,scurring from store to store. Dressed in a million differnet colors moving like ants on a kicked over hill. The smells of the cookie store teasing the nose. We walk

Men And Boobs????????
I've always wondered about the attraction men have for women's breasts. What is the big deal, it's just a couple lumps of flesh, of course nowadays it's silicone or saltwater lol. I've discussed this with a few people and have never gotten a satisfactory answer. This seems like a good place to hear what all of you think. I admit I'm as guilty as the next guy, so hit me up with your thoughts, looking forward to it!!!!!!!!! Ok I was serious about this, doesn't anyone have anything remotely intelligent to say?????????

Food For Thought
Since the Raiders love to retread everything under the sun, including the latest mistake of Booty (we ought to bring back Moon while we are at it for some comic relief on this team), they ought to bring Ass-Rod over, too, since the mother fucker can't play baseball, let's try him out for the Raiders, I bet he can play better football!

What Am I Doing Here
You know, I made this account in hopes to start selling my work again, in order to do that I need peoples in put on my work, I have to drawn them in and for some reason Holly and her sister thinks that I am here to pick up women. Well now she has ended our little coo by staying with Matt, her abusive pot head. I would like to ask you all something, have I hit on any of you? Have I made a pass at any one of you in any questionable manner? Do you think for one second I am here for any one of you or to gain a new female relation ship?? You know what I need? a fucken break, a little god dam trust would be really nice.. Holly, I have done nothing in question, nothing to any one and yet you test me, you call me out and do this, I sit here with a life building around me and you throught it down so easily, I cant live like this, I gave 200% to you and wantted to give you more.. You just dont get it.

Shoutbox Bug For Some People...
if the shoutbox hasn't been working for you over the last day or so, you're probably effected by a bug i caused over the weekend. i'm working on a fix now.. should be resolved by this evening. werd to my homies in the trenches! Update: just wanted to give an update. i'm still trying to fix the weird problem that causes the shoutbox to break for some people. the problem isn't on your end if your shoutbox is busted, it's on ours. hold tight for a bit longer and i should have it worked out. Update #2: i think the shoutbox is fixed. let me know if it's still busted for you... viva la resistance! -mike

Judgmental Tolerance
Judgmental Tolerance Armchair Philosopher I can learn to compromise Anything but my desires I can learn to get along With all the things I can’t explain “Judgmental” and “Tolerant” are not antonyms. Some people think that “tolerant” means “nonjudgmental”. These folks aren’t thinking things through. Tolerance does not evade moral judgments; on the contrary, tolerance entails moral judgments. If you think that tolerance is a virtue, you think that tolerance is better than intolerance. If you think that tolerance is the highest virtue, then you think that tolerance is better than the other virtues. If you criticize someone for being intolerant, then you think that their behavior is worse than a tolerant person’s behavior. Those are all moral judgments! Even saying that two things are morally equal is a moral judgment, because that statement still assigns relative moral weight. This is not at all a critique of tolerance. Tolerance is great! But misunderstand

Rebuilding Trust
Rebuilding Trust A lady once asked,what it means to trust another human being. She wanted to know how she should react when a spouse or significant other is dishonest, inconsiderate or having an affair. She wondered if it is possible to rebuild trust in someone who disappoints us greatly. What does trusting someone signify? Trust, in a practical sense, means that you place confidence in someone to be honest with you, faithful to you, keep promises, vows and confidences and not abandon you. Here are some factors to consider about trust. Trusting another person requires a realistic perspective about people and an expectation of failure. Trust needs to be combined with a willingness to forgive and grows best in an environment of acceptance and love. There's no magic machine, you don't put in a quarter and out drops a can of trust -- trust grows over time. People are complex, broken beings therefore, previous hurts, fears or losses can impede their determination to trust an

5 Ways
5 Ways to Handle Life's Big Stuff By Cathryn Conroy, CompuServe News Editor It's fine not to sweat the small stuff, but what about the big stuff? How do we handle THAT? Richard Carlson, the author of "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff," told Good Housekeeping magazine about the life lessons he offers in his new book, "What About the Big Stuff?" Life Lesson No. 1: Skinned Knees Heal Themselves We scrape our knee and the wound heals. "If you step back and think about it, it's remarkable," Carlson writes in Good Housekeeping. "In order to handle the big stuff in life, we need to trust that our emotional wounds--like physical ones--can heal on their own." Life Lesson No. 2: Measure Twice, Cut Once Before reacting to stressful events, stop and THINK. Take a few minutes to assess the situation and figure out the best response. Silence the extraneous thoughts. Focus on what's most important now. Life Lesson No. 3: Don't Honk At the Slow Guy We have so much to do. We get impa

Spoken Word ~ Intellectual Barrage By Marq
Intellectual Barrage Click Play In The Center^^ Intellectual Barrage This is a poem, just for the Hel of it. To singe your minds, just for the smell of it. Perplexing intellects dispensing perpetual rhetoric. Just'a torture pedophiles, who claim they’ve been celibate. Unlocking doors to enlightened perceptions, And shooting down absurd claims, with poetic conceptions. Nah there's no one point to make, cuz everything is relevant. In this soliloquy, with passion, I tell it. I’ll defy all reason, just to watch contempt rise Then rectify each verse in a cryptic disguise Encode my blasphemous notions in long lost scripts Just to twist revered doctrines with my wit Incite battalions to war solely by my will An alter your reality from what you thought was real Redefining views with my razor sharp tongue While femmes are seduced now… just for fun. Hurling blunt renditions into outer worlds, Invoking west

Why "celebrity Status" Got Dropped...
Hello! Quite a few of you (as well as me) have been wondering why my ceLebrity status got dropped. Here is the response that I got from Ryan, AKA Scrapper: "The URL you are trying to access does not work. It does not exist anymore. As for why your celebrity status was dropped. Celebrities are supposed to help our site and not publicy say that our site is slow and that our sytem has glitches. Our system is fine. Your page redirects people to outside CherryTAP." So basically what he's saying is that the URL I've been using for the past 6 months to access the site doesn't exist - which is why I posted the screen shot to my default album to prove that it does. He's also saying if the CT website has problems, don't make any comment about it publicly. Also, don't promote yourself on the site - promote your page, sure, but don't let people know that you have another website outside CherryTap. Seems strange to me. I've never had these restrictions on ANY social networking websit

Tired Of Lies
I am so damn tired of all the people in the world (especially online)that feel the need to try and insult my intelligence by faking who they are....being deceitful about everything they talk about...making promises they never intend to keep....using people for their own agenda....and playing with people's hearts and feelings by saying they care when really they don't. They just go from person to person with the same lines of bullshit. I don't need these kinds of people in my world. I refuse to tolerate their presence in my life and all of the verbal diarrhea that spews forth from their mouths. I am a very honest person and when I say something I mean it....when I show my feelings, they are my true feelings....when I promise something I make sure I follow through with it....and I expect and deserve the same in return. In my opinion if people cant trust your word....You have NOTHING!! So here is a big FUCK YOU to all of the cowardly, deceitful, cave dwelling, Troglodytes who choose to hi

Omg
Yesterday omg was one of the worst days ever. My mom and dad came over to get the bill for our cellphones they were gonna pay it for us. nice huh.. well dennis got mad. mom wanted me to go in case they needed one of us. So I go and when I come back dennis comes right out to me. and says either go with your parents or stay with your husband. WTF!?!? I could not take anymore.. I've been soo depressed, trying to be happy and its just not working anymore. I'm scared all the time.. my bubble has finally burst open and I just don't feel safe anymore... whatever comfort I had is now gone.. I come up and all my clothes are on the ottoman. suitcases.. my computer, 360, ps2, dvd player and my gamees.. allll on the table. said the animals stay you can take what you see. I was like omg.. wtf is happening. Omg.. i was sooo I dont even know how to explain it.. This is my husband and he is saying either leave or stay. He says I need to get a job, stop being a baby and I need to grow up. Hes

Keep Smiling, You Can't Hurt A Broken Heart
First I'd just like to say thank you for all for being my friend...If My account gets deleted its not me..Someone is upset with me and may use their power to try and get my account deleted..If that happens..Just remember I love you all, each in you're own special way.. To Him: You can't hurt a broken heart..I wish you the best, no matter what ILY

My Pics
so everyone has been wondering what they did wrong to not be able to view my pics...my pics are not visible anymore because it was my choice... i have had a few stalkers, many haters, rude comments and private messages, people dont answer my shouts a lot of times, i have had friend requests from people that are only trying to be my friend so they can view my pics.. im tired of being judged and everyone wanting something from me every minute..so i have decided to close my private pics and if i choose to open them from time to time that is my choice and i will do so... if people have crushed me just because of my pics then i dont want them to be my friend either..thats is not a good reason to add me..i want real friends....and please read my profile before sending me a friend request...

Rip Steven
Steven only had a short life, but it was full of love and happiness. In all his years i dont think i ever heard Steven have a bad word about anybody. As some people may know Steven was Special Needs, down syndrome. But Steven was special in many ways, from the day he was born. He was nearly lost at birth, only an emergency ceasearian saved him and his mum. The only damage we could see at first was he had a club foot. But as he grew we could see signs he was not developing as a normal child should. 2 year old he was taken into hospital for the first time. To have his leg broken and reset to correct his foot. It was at this time he was also diagnosed has sligh down syndrome. Steven then went to a "Special" school, and a very special school it was, it was a school full of love, anybody who has had any dealings with disabled chilkdren should know the love they can show. Steven was a very loving child, and knew everybody - if he didnt know them in his cheeky way he used to say "im Ste

Another Hater Or A Faker?
I might become another hated person on here but who cares. I think this person I am going to tell you about deserves all this. His name is Chris. Apparently is 21 and currently a Top Promoter for Fubar. Well he came in a lounge and started to treat the laddies and gentlemen with disrespect. We gave him warnings after warnings and then we kicked him out...he kept coming back and we finally banned him. Well his ass couldn't get enough attention and he needed more. He started to fuck with the people in the lounge in their shout boxes. Including mine! Believe me, this gets better! telling me all this shit. blah blah blah. Started to give us 1's. Sorry fucker, you still get points for it!! Plus its happy hour...you get double points. LMAO! Then he gave me a comment on one of my pictures. Proof! Here comes the Shout Box conversation. What I got from it. Its rude...FYI! ->~*D∋...: I dont have all day ->~*D∋...: ....... ->~*D∋...: who likes a hater?

Online Relationships
The Letter. I have never believed in online relationships. But found myself in one, and feel in love. Knowing we could never be together, we still had 6 months of true happiness. We laughed, joked, and we always there for each other. It made Fubar fun for me. One day a handsome guy came and be-friended her. Although she stay true to me, i couldn't handle it and was jealous everyday. We fought, i accused her of stuff she wasn't doing. I was an asshole. But still she stayed with me. Until one huge fight where he put her in his status. I lost it, and in return ruined a great thing. We stopped talking for weeks. And it was over. :( I found myself missing her and made contact. She was missing me too. But during our time away she started to have feelings for the guy who broke us up. And he feel in love with her. Was i right? I was being jealous, but my gut knew he was after her. Even if she didnt see it at the time. The girl and i have talked alot. She still is in love with me, and i

02-07-08 (substance)
Feburary 07, 2008 (it says:Hello, I'm drunk-lol) Happy Day to you my friend, I hope this finds you in whatever frame of mind that makes you the happiest. Heck after yesterdays 'quiet' blog ... I just hope it -well- FINDS YOU! (low turn out/response) *shakes head* Without sounding too hypocritical ... Being I've lived the last couple years kind of - sort of: (Straight edged) With the exception of a very few times That I've had

02-13-08 (ummm, Errr)
Wednesday 13, 2008 Happy Hump Day Climbed the week this far and in the middle of the hump so: It's all down hill from here! I really need to start taking some ginseng or some memory supplements I dont know, It could be the old age ... But confusion isn't no stranger in about every day-to-day task I attempt, I have a brief -but- yet still too often: "momentary laps of reason" Just so many things sometimes that I get pulled in so many different directions or an OCD moment where I'm distracted ... umm, errr By something shiny ... oowwah shiny! lol, so I thought (after several distractions) if my friends are also 'forgetful' or Easily distracted like myself ...

Goodbye
AS LOT YOU KNOW IN MY FAMILY THAT I AM SAYIN' GOODBYE TO YOU ALL, RIGHT NOW I CAN'T LEAVE OR ANYTHING CAUSE OF MY VIP STATUS, SO I WILL BE TAKIN' A BREAK AND ALL.. I'LL BE HERE FROM TIME TO TIME TO GET RID OF MY 11'S BUT THEN I WILL BE GONE... I'M NOT SURE IF AFTER MY VIP IS DONE WILL I DELETE OR JUST KEEP TAKIN' MY BREAK..IT HAS NOTHIN' TO DO WITH ANYONE FROM HERE, MY LIFE IF JUST A MESS RIGHT NOW AND I NEED TO GET IT BACK TOGETHER BEFORE I LOSE EVERYTHING AND FALL OFF THE DEEP EDGE... I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND SAY THIS ISN'T HARD FOR ME TO DO, CAUSE I HAVE GOTTEN REALLY CLOSE TO ALOT OF YOU AND I'LL BE HONEST THIS SAYIN' GOODBYE REALLY ISN'T EASY FOR ME TO DO!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, BUT IT'S NOT AT ALL... ALOT OF YOU I HAVE KNOWN FOR OVER A YEAR ON HERE AND SOME JUST FOR A FEW DAYS, BUT SAYIN' GOODBYE TO FRIENDS ISN'T THE EASIEST THING TO DO WHEN YOU ALL ARE THE ONLY REAL FRIENDS THAT I DO HAVE.. NOT SURE HOW MANY OF YOU ALL WILL MISS ME, BUT I CAN SAY THIS I WILL MISS EVE

I'll Be Out Of Town , 4/2 - 4/8
Hi , and thank you for taking the time to read this . I just wanted to let you everyone know that I'll be going out of town to my Aunt & Uncles , The reason for this is because my Uncle had knee replacement surgery about a month ago , So he can not really get around to do the stuff that is needed. On Wed. The 2nd of April till the 8th of April . While I'm gone . I'm going to shut my messages off as I will not be able to see them all while I'm gone . Thank you for taking the time to read this . Please be safe and have a great week . Tom

Oh Look Another Fresh Fake..
..people are retarded..lol xgurl115@ fubar ..here's her fake salute. ..save it, right click and you get the properties..below.. ..dunno why they do this, but it's getting bad latley...

Im Your Private Dancer (for Coot)
Looks like Coot outed my secret fu life The words to my theme song Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks Ill do what you want me to do Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks not any old amount will do Well the men come to this fu place and they all play the game you cant know its their faces you hardly know their fu name you dont think of them as human you dont think of them at all you say send me fubucks man and no you cant call Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks Ill do what you want me to do Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks not any old amount will do I wanna make a million fu bucks I want to buy lots of bling I dont want to hear your sex life sucks or that you are touching your thing well the men come to this fu place and they all play the game you cant know if its their faces you hardly know their fu name Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks Ill do what you want me to do Im

Would Really Like Some Opinions
I got into work today and noticed right away my staff is very upset. I hugged her and asked what is wrong and I am sitting here stunned totally lost as to what to do or how to help her if I even can. Kate is 23 ...she is a total sweetheart but very young for her age. She is engaged to be married this Oct. Her personality is that she is a pleaser and does not reach out to others to often. She is afraid of conflict and very sensitive and loyal to a fault. She just informed me her boyfriend is addicted to pornography and has racked up bills worth thousands of dollars on their cell phone bill looking at it over his internet connection on his phone. She has known this for sometime but thought it was over. I have let her cry and jumped into parent mode giving all the usual warnings and asking all the questions most of us would. It seems to me NOT marrying him is not an option for her. The catch for me is no one else besides his parents know. She is not planning on telling her pare

Earthquake!
I knew I wasn't going crazy today when I felt my building shake and heard something like an explosion!!!!!!!!! Minor Earthquake Rattles Northern Virginia Last Edited: Tuesday, 06 May 2008, 3:30 PM EDT Created: Tuesday, 06 May 2008, 2:48 PM EDT ANNANDALE, Va. (AP) -- The U.S. Geological Survey says a small earthquake has been recorded in the Washington area. There have been no reports of damage or injuries. The earthquake occurred at 1:30 p.m. Tuesday, and the epicenter was about a mile from Annandale. The Geological Survey estimated its magnitude at 1.8. Around 1:30pm, Fairfax County Police report lots of calls about a loud boom and shaking. Arlington County Fire also received calls from people saying their buildings were shaken. At first, the U.S. Geological Survey said they had not registered any earthquakes in our area. But in a follow up call from Fox 5 the USGS now says they do believe it was an earthquake. According to the Geological Survey's Web site

Your Ouuuuuuuuut.
First let me say how nice you all look today. Second... Who knew i have a Happy Hour tomorrow night at 7:00Pm PST? If you didn't, you do know. I want your 11's damnit. Lets be honest, i'm the only friend you have so i deserve them. :P Third, and reason for this blog. After my Happy Hour I am trimming my friends list way down. I'll keep people as fans though. If you leave me comments and visit every once in awhile, you'll stay on. This is more to do with all the alerts and bulletins i get from people i never see. I already know 100% of the people who read this blog will stay on, cause your my buddies. But if i'm ever asked why someone was taken off my list i'll have some backup to show them why. Hope everyone is having a good night. To make this a mumm.. Make up my mind. Does this my me a wiener? Yes What's a Cubby

Friends
The Journey of Friendship The journey starts as people meet they watch each other to see if they have anything in common and hear thier words as they speak. They soon realize tha they people they have chosen to speak with have certain special qualities that helps them to complete themselves. The journey though it may be good for them to travel becomes full of twists, turns, and obstacles for the people to take. It is through these types of situations that you realize how true of a friend that you have and are. In this part of the journey your friendships will meet its challenges as some of your friends will stop. Some will turn around, turning thier backs on you. And some will try to lead the way, acting as if they know how to get you through the difficult times. While a true friend will stand beside you take you by the hand to help you take the rough road ahead step by step with you. It is during this process you realize what friendship is, because those who stop or turn th

Taking A Break
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW I SPEND ALOT OF TIME UP HERE DOING ALOT FOR OTHERS , I AM TAKING A BREAK FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS TO CLEAR MY HEAD I HAVE ALOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW TO THE POINT I CANT EAT CANT SLEEP NOW I AM JUST MENTALLY DRAINED , I AM TAKING A FEW DAYS BREAK TO COLLECT MY THOUGHTS AS I AM REALLY THINKING ABOUT DELETING MY ACCOUNT .. WHEN I CAME TO THIS SITE I WAS NOT AWARE THAT I WOULD MEET SUCH WONDERFUL PEOPLE EVEN FELL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL TO ME AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, BUT IN THIS TIME I HAVE COME TO REALIZE THAT THERE ARE STILL ALOT OF PEOPLE HERE WHO YOU WOULD THINK WERE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL , I HAVE SEEN SO MANY PEOPLE COME AND GO AND NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE JUST HAVE NO RESPECT FOR OTHERS .. THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A SITE FOR THE ADULTS TO HAVE FUN BUT I HAVE SEEN ALOT OF HURT AND HAVE FELT ALOT MYSELF I HAVE CRIED MORE IN THE LAST FEW DAYS THEN I HAVE IN YEARS, SO MANY PEOPLE GET MAD ABOUT THE SMALLEST THINGS AND WONT TO SAY THINGS OUT OF ANGER THAT CANT BE FIXED W

American Heroes
As An American Citizen I Have Seen Alot Of Hatred And Aminosity Towards Another Human Being And Yet Through It All There Are Still Some Out Their That Help One Another Without Ever Asking Anything In Return But Respect. I Am Very Proud Of All Of Our Men And Women That Serve For The Army, Navy, National Guard, The Airforce, The Marines, And Even The Coast Guards. I Am Also Proud Of Our Everyday American Heroes That Are FireFighters, Police Officers And EMT Responders That Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty. To Me You Are ALL AMERICAN HEROES IN MY EYES! I Would Hate To Imagine What This World Would Be Like Without You. Everyday Your Risking Your Very Own Lives To Help A Perfect Stranger When You See Trouble. Yet I See Very Little Gratitude Given Your Way. Like I Said, I've Seen Alot With My Own Eyes, But I Know In My Heart Of Hearts, You've Seen Far Worse Then What I Have. It Would Be Wrong To Even Imagine Myself In Your Boots.

Weekly Update
I just returned from visiting my father at the hospital. He went through his second surgery on Tuesday, where they once again removed his replacement knee, sterilized, irrigated and put it back in. He DID have a bit of a heart issue near the end of the surgery, but the Drs. assured us that they were able to stabilize everything before sending him to recovery. Seeing him today made me feel better because he actually ate something and they used a lift to get him out of bed and had him sitting in a chair for quite a while. The major concern still remains the blood poison, which sent him there in the first place. There are still issues with his kidneys and sugar levels, but at 80, the Drs. told us this was to be expected. I videoed portions of my son's baseball game from last night, put it on DVD and played it for him today. It seemed to lift his spirits tremendously. As you probably don't know, out of 5 grandchildren, my son is the only boy and carries his name. To not tu

My Midget~~feel Free To Add Yours
wanna go midget crazy? here's some other blog's to add them too: mickeys' Please click here hellcats' Please click here mishnumber1s' Please click here hissweetobsessions' Please click here carries' Please click here judge white doves' Please click here puffys' Please click here lucie in the skys' Please click here tracys' Please click here If you have a blog and you want me to add it here just send me a pm :)

Calling All Train Riders... I Need Your Help!!!
Train friends, I need your help to Spank the Master Master Riggs is a very dear friend of mine. He needs less than 320K to level to Henchman. He will be away the rest of this week. I would like to surprise him by having him level while he is gone... The Master needs a good spanking!!!! LOL Rate/Fan/Added/Comment him... He will return all profile rates, fans, and adds when he returns... Special Offer for Train Lovers If you will hit Master Riggs' folder below... Wallpaper Folder (54) In return, I will... Hit your page with 60 rates on pics or stash and make you a thank you tag. Please leave me a blog comment when you have finished rating his folder... Leave your the name you want on your tag as well... *************************************** This is a link to other offers for rating Master Riggs page... Would gladly accept any of these offers as well... Master Riggs Blog *************************************** This notice is brough

Ballsacks In Space In Huntington Beach
I'm moving to huntington beach, all i need is to get a hold of my NY landlord to say "yeah he pays his rent on time" which is kinda funny because i owe him 3 months of rent. he is 2nd family though, he'll hook it up. 3 miles from the beach, 20 from office, 40 from LA. tits and ass everywhere.

Pete Does His Part For Nyc Tourism
Attractive Girl: Excuse me, do you know how to get to Port Authority? Me (thinking): You have nice boobs Me: Yeah, just head down that way to 42nd street, make a right, and go down to 8th Ave, you can't miss it. Attractive Girl: Does that go through Times Square? Me (thinking): You have really nice boobs Me: Yeah, you'll go through the south part of it. Attractive Girl: Is it far? Me (thinking): Your ass isn't too bad either Me: Nah, just a couple blocks over and a few down, its a nice walk. Attractive Girl: Oh, ok, thanks! Me: Not a problem, you've got nice boobs.

I Would Hate To Be .....
I would hate to be him…… I would hate to be him; the one who had your heart and held it so frivolously. I would hate to be him: he who has held your hand and body, not realizing it was a gift and a privilege. I would hate to be him; to have something as precarious as your love and time, only to take it for granted. I would hate to be him; who has looked into your eyes and not seen the beautiful soul beneath. I would hate to be him; to have seen you at what would have looked to be your worst and not realize because of your strength, and resilience. In those moments you are really at your best. I would hate to be him; whose seed you carried, bore, and have continuously taken care of. I would hate to be him; and he like me was unaware, ignorant in our own intelligence. I would hate to be him; truly sorry for the hurt, pain and anguish I have caused and her not know. I would hate to be him; and realize that while I am not him for you, I have been him to someone.

Shhhhh....
This wonderful young woman needs our help...she has 717,499 Points to go to Godmother....I know you all can do it, I have seen you at work....let's get her leveled....but she is not online at the moment, and she has no idea I am doing this for her:) Reeka ~ Philemon's Fu-Slave (again!) and Monica the Great's Fu-Whore@ fubar

Sexy Chick From Alaska
Wow that woman blew me away last night. To see her with her with whole family and still be able to work that crowd like that. Unbelieveable. I do a ton of Public Speaking and I have a hard time when my kids are there. She was up to Bill Clinton standards as far as Public Speaking goes. And he is in the top 10 of my favorite Public Speakers. I am impressed with the Rebublicans embracing her even with this thing with her daughter. I am also impressed with how she has supported her daughter. However not all girls have that type of support!! The Right for lifers scare me. I am sick of being boxed into Liberal or conservative corners. This Woman is going to win this race for McCain. Shes phenominal...and a natural leader. But I am worried for the rebublicans to win this race. I also do not want Obama :( So I guess having her there is at least HOPE. When she was speaking last night I was proud. Thats how I felt. I felt that could be me....or a whole bunch of o

A Tale Of Two Titties
Just to make it more efficient, I'm posting my updates here. The operation went well, I've been sleeping off and on most of the day. It's uncomfortable but I was expecting excruciating pain so nothing I can't handle, yet. A couple of my friends, who had only the augmentation surgery were surprised at how well I'm doing so that's comforting. Though I was given morphine and anesthesia during the operation and it wears off gradually over the first 24 hours, so I'm staying on top of the vicodin just in case. I'm trying not to do too much, shifting on the couch hurt like hell, which is why I decided to sit at the computer for a little while. My follow up appt. is tomorrow afternoon so I'll post an update then. Hope everyone is having a great week! *MUAH* Oh, this is me last night.

Fucking Racist Bitch
OK I know Im not thin skinned, but it makes me sick when whores like this can get away with talking shit like this and blocking me, pinche puta!!! her link is http;//fubar.com/user/1074505 _Anne ~Mis...: go fuck another nigger u white trash cunt _Anne ~Mis...: chicken shit wet back cunt but what makes it so funny is she cant make up her mind on which insult to call me.Sorry had to vent. As Always, Thanks for reading my stuff! XOXO Lexi

In Memory
Kept in corsets is how we all knew her now she is keeping others as an angel to us she was a welcome smile and a familiar face part of our daily interactions and laughs Our hearts will hurt and for a time our tears will fall for a time. We will remember her and we will honour her memory . For those who she was a daily part of their lives her son ...her parents ...the ones who were fortunate enough to hug her and hear her laugh their lives have just been altered in ways they can only imagine and the hole left is permanent. They will not be missing a witty comment or a cheerful email they will be missing the total her. To all that had to let her go in any way shape or form may comfort find you and may she be remembered with a mixture of a heavy heart and a smile. Bless you Whitney

Rip Whitney
Since I can't add any pics, I'll add these here. I know some of you may think I'm crazy, but when I got on fubar a little bit ago and read about Whitney I just burst into tears. I'm already emotional right now, and this just made the flood gates open up. I had just gotten pretty close to Whitney. We texted every so often and had some lengthy shoutbox conversations too. I was so happy for her engagement and all the milestones Lium had reached. I was just talking to her Monday night about him not taking the sippy cup and now she's gone. I know Shawn will never get over this. I'm praying for Liam right now because he needs someone strong to take care of him the way Whitney did. She was so young with so much ahead of her. I had to call my mom because I just needed someone that loves me to talk to. My mom is the most amazing woman and she listened to my story and listened to me cry and was just so wonderful. I'm still crying some. These are the times that I really miss my mom and I

You Lose
You thought you still had me under your thumb...you thought I believed your lies...you tried to cause unnecessary drama and you almost had me to the point of deleting my account but I refuse to let you win...so bring it on cause I don't care. I am happy and I am loved and you can't mess that up...so go on spreading your lies...go on trying to cover your ass...but in reality people are starting to realize that you are NOT who you claim to be. You will have to face yourself one of these days and ask yourself why you're alone...and I know you will think back to me...you will know what you did to fuck us up and you will know that I was right. The people you think trust you and believe you, don't. The people you play will confront you...and you will be the one who runs away...not me...not them...YOU. I am over this and I am done...and you can't make me leave...cause he still loves me. I want to thank you for introducing me to him...he's the one I have been waiting for all of my lif

Hmmmmmmmm?
This is kind of funny... I went to the store this morning to pick up my usual coffee, cigs and a muffin of some sort. Well the guy delivering the coke products was standing behind me, and as I was digging my money out of my purse the clerk handed back some change (to him of course) but I was tired and out of sorts so I grabbed his change by mistake.. haha. After apologizing he said it was okay and then said "I would rather have you than the money anyway." and winked at me :s Should I have been offended by this? LOL Im not sure what to think of it.

!flirting!
we all do it whether its intentional or not we do it with a smile,a wink,the way you look at someone,playing with your hair,body language,what have you so when is flirting not flirting anymore? when is it crossing the line of respect to someone? is it when you tell someone they are sexy,hot,make you sweat???? what ? i mean those can not be compliments to someone because a compliment would be telling someone..your pretty,your handsome,nice looking,good looking....those are compliments i know everyone has their own opinions on what flirting is or isnt... so someone please enlighten me on this.... because some of the shit i see and hear A LOT of the time are crossing line and would deff make someones girl or guy very uncomfortable because i know for a fact that i would never tell someone that they make me sweat,melt,wet,think things,unless they are my man i mean come on now seriously some ppl really have no concept on what RESPECT to a loved one is

Fubar Real Live Meet & Greet Party/gathering
FUBAR REAL LIVE MEET & GREET Party/Gathering at the DAVE & BUSTERS on Deleware Ave, Philadelphia, PA on or 10/29/08 @ 7pm till whenever. Let me know if you want to go. Chill out and have a good time! Party on!!!!!!!

Mumm In A Blog
I really can't decide what to do. My hair is at an awkward length. It isn't long enough to do most styles and it's too short for most other styles. I do wear my hair up a lot for work, so shorter hair is easier. And I love saving money on hair products with shorter hair. I have such a busy schedule it's nice to have something easy to manage. So that's where you all come in. Help me make up my mind. I need lots of input here. :) This was the length the day I got it all chopped off. This is how much it has grown. I really want to have long hair again like this: But gosh darn that hair was so much trouble. Okay, I need to quit rambling. I need some opinions! Thanks everyone. ♥

Auto 11's, Who Needs Em?
No i am not giving away auto elevens, don't ask. I want to prove a point on how auto 11's are not really necessary. In the last two weeks I have ranked #298 and #235 with out the help of "Auto 11's". In my opinion if u network yourself enough you will gain the points, visibility and the support from fellow peers on FUBAR to obtain your goal. Most of the people with auto 11's are too concerned with getting more auto 11's that they spend most of their time trying to obtain them. I myself pimped my own A$$ and networked till late in the night and "talked" with those I was trying to and receiving rates from. This was quite beneficial to me, because I was able to direct others on how to best help me to reach or come close to my goal. I was going to buy an auto 11 bling for someone on here until FUBAR declined my card, same card I buy my VIP membership with as well as a brand new i-phone ( they ain't cheap ). Anyhow I decided I was going to prove that you don't need an auto 11 bling t

Frayed Knot And Big Papi
Sometimes people reaffirm to you that not all are too busy for you and notice when you are down. Frayed Knot...She noticed I was down. She listened to me, gave me an ear. Papi...thank you so very much for listening as well. You guys are so kind.

I'm Married, Fu!
Well, it finally happened, friends: I got fu-hitched. It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm pregnant with Rahm Emanuel's love child, or that I'm unemployed, or that I have low self esteem and want to feel loved and part of something that will give my life meaning. I just did it for love! Our engagement was incredibly romantic. It was dark out, stars glowing above. I was sitting at my table, cheap glass of wine in hand. T$$ was sitting at her computer, masturbating to clips of YouPorn, dildo in hand. I got down on one knee (not really, because that would make typing difficult), and I popped the question. Here's how it went: This text box says that I can remind you who I am or tell you a little about myself. I would hope that's not the norm for marriage proposals. T$$, darling, will you have my hand in fu-marriage? I promise I'll wash it regularly. Also, I can't afford a ring because I'm unemployed, but I'd be happy to get you an engagement kitty. And we

Asking Too Much?
this one is a smidge more personal, but i get sort of fed up with some things. it's also a smidge pervy, but what more can you expect from me? I'm a pretty busy girl. I work full time at a pharmacy. I commute 45 miles to get there which doesn't include the extra miles it takes to get my kid to daycare. Basically, I'm gone from home from 8 each morning until almost 8 each night, 4 days a week. I also atend school full time working on my degree in forensic psychology...not to mention, I have a child, pets, a house and yard, plus I write and work with death row offenders. Busy schedule. With all that, plus my recent divorce, I really don't have the time or room or desire for a serious relationship. I like doing my own thing and not having anyone bitch at me about what I'm doing or whining that i'm not spending enough time with them or fussing because i don't sleep enough. I'm grown...let me handle my own. What i would really like most...what i asked santa for even...is someone w

Its Hard To Say Sorry But I Am Going To Try
I would like to give my humblest and deepest apologies for the penguins. I hope you can all find it in your hearts to in time forgive me and accept me into the fold once again. I have removed all evidence of this horrible indescretion and hope we may never speak of it again 8-P seriously Thanks a lot Misfit I had fun !! and thanks to everyone who busted a finger during my I am now a dirty fu point whore day GROUP HUG !!

Profile And Pic Comments....
I have noticed that a lot of folks have recently been putting their settings to "comment approval". I don't know the reason for this latest idea, but I feel that friendship shouldn't need any approval. I hope that I don't offend anyone with this, but I won't be leaving any profile or photo comments on anyone who has this setting activated. I know that there is the argument that it keeps nasty or NSFW comments off of our pages, but it is very simple to delete them, or put our settings to friends and family only. The last thing I want is to fall out with anyone here,but as I said earlier, why should friendship need approval or vetting? Once again I want to reiterate that I never want to fall out with anyone, but I have decided to say what I think rather than hold it in and end up getting possibly pissed off and leaving a site that I truly like. Thank you for taking the time to read this...and I would like to hear your opinions. Adam...aka chains

Borreeeed
I hate passing out at work. But I was so tuh erd... I have recently found a method of sleeping at work (10 min power naps do it for me): I open a drawer, and use it as a prop for my legs. Almost like a bed :) zzzzzzzzz

Kisses To Bigj My Douchebag Of The Day
bigj: WHAT U MEAN? ->bigj: do yourself a favor and crawl back under the rock from which you came and get your thumb out of your ass while your at it bigj: OVEOUSLY UR TALKIN TO ME ->bigj: if i spent all day making sure i spoke to all of my friends on my friend list i'd have no job, no sleep, and no life so pardon me for living ->bigj: lol all this special attention because i didn't talk to you? i'm touched bigj: UR FAT!!!! BEAT IT BITCH!!! ->bigj: your special bigj: IM DELETING U SINCE U NEVER TALK TO ME,,,, FUCK U!!!!

Mmmm Quickie
Just a real quickie.... went to the doctor this morning about my wrists... he was like YUP typical carpal tunnel syndrome. DUH I knew that....lol Well he did put BOTH wrists in braces and told me to wear them at night for sure, and as MUCH as possible during the day. He did give me a prescription for 800mg ibuprofen to help reduce some of the inflammation. He said if that don't help within a few weeks, come back in. With me not having insurance, it will be rough because he said the next step would be the nerve testing (I had that done in 98) and they would have to see where to go from there with either therapy and he said the dreaded surgery word. BLAH! Something needs to be done cuz this is starting to get out of control. and oh yeah, driving without power steering with these bitches on, SUCKS! //thats all have a great day!

Emo Thoughts
This is the sixth year that I will not have a love on Valentine's Day.... Its been six years since my last "real" relationship... Its been 16 months since the last time I "ya know"... I suppose I should be happy with having my kids and all, but I really miss the companionship of a man... Ok, I'm done being emo for now...

The Soup Is A Lie
So I was supposed to have dinner with some friends, and one of them was going to make it for us because we've been helping him pass his classes. He said he was going to make us his world famous soup. His world famous soup consisted of three cans of chunky soup from the store, and a few random ingredients thrown in (basil, salt, pepper, and something else). He didn't even stay to eat cause he had other stuff to do. How lame! Shoulda known the soup was a lie. Other fun stuff: Definition by association. Home, a place to keep your junk. People live in homes. People are junk. Whebits: Cookies and cream ice cream, chocolate syrup, and Oreos. I am now calling it "Oh god, why did I eat that?" I hate accounting. With all my soul. My roommate actually asked me to use my computer tonight. Yelling at people does work. Go negative reinforcement! Is it time to retire yet? That is all.

My Beliefs
What am I? Throughout my life, I have always been analyzing myself, and especially my beliefs and the way they changed. Growing up in Russia, I was an atheist, just like the rest of the country before the religion ban was lifted and everyone rushed to believe in their GOds again. My parents were atheist, although never preached it, and I couldn't allow myself to even remotely like the Jewish God that my ancestors have prayed to, since he allowed so much shit to happen to my people. So I was faithless for about 15 years, until I came to the US. This is where I became..oh, God, a Satanist. This was more of a trend, since I mostly believed that Satan wore black lipstick and black nail polish while listening to Slayer. And so did I. I proudly made fun of Christians and their weak, often hypocritical beliefs, and thought that I was a rebel WITH a cause. A cause to piss off as many middle aged housewives as possible. In college, I started developing more braincells and looking

For The Record, Dangit..
For all the wimmin folk who say I'm such a pig.. Medicines DO help..lol CClouds the judgment... :P I'm in the bright white, for those who cannot read or are from Ohio..(54) February 14, 2009 @ 8:32 pm NOLA™ said: Ford said: Jack Daniels Wendy said: Ford said: Jack Daniels Wendy said: NOLA™ said: Jack Daniels Wendy said: NOLA™ said: NOLA™ said: Ford said: NOLA™ said: Ford said: KRisTEnVICtoRIA kristenvictoriaz on Imvu said: Ford said: NOLA™ said: KRisTEnVICtoRIA kristenvictoriaz on Imvu said: SUPERMAN231 said: Are you really that shallow to actually get mad at him on a made up holiday?? are men really this non romantic these days That depends, does your idea of romantic entail spend large amounts of money? she would fit soooooo well into NY... it's sad.. she's proving me right on everything i've ever said about women in the mumms..[image] romantic is anything a sweetgift rather its from jareds ,walmart,99 cent store, homemade, a picked flower

I'm Not
...like what you probably think of me. I have so many opinions that I keep to myself. I don't know why I don't just say the things that I feel. Maybe I'm afraid that my friends will have a different opinion of me and then hate me. [shrug] A lot of people see me as this sweet girl. One that cares for her friends. Now don't get me wrong, I do care about my friends. I'd do anything for them. I love them. But sometimes I feel like I don't deserve them. They see and hear what I want them to see/hear. I can only think of a few that have heard me bitch about something that I wouldn't dare bitch about on here, in public. I don't know what the difference is. I'm not sure if this makes me a "fake" or not. But I'm going to stop doing whatever the hell it is I'm doing now. There are still a few things I will NOT talk about. Those things being religion, abortion, and politics. I don't talk about those things in real life, so why would I talk about them on here? You may find out things abou

Youve Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am Blonde on the inside. 2. I've never lied about my age. 3. I love pickle juice. 4. I prefer baths over showers. 5. I have never been pulled over. 6. I only wear 1 contact and have Mono-Vision. 7. I am turning into a Tattoo addict. 8. I am a neat freak. 9. I wish for things I know arent possible. 10. I can turn my tongue upside down. OneShot67 MailBroad Don't Need Jack PepsiMan Highway Song

Where Is Mop When Ya Need Him?
Anyway, I'm having a slight problem with my laptop..yet again. So, since he's not on and I don't know how to fix it myself...maybe one of you can, lol. Over the weekend my laptop has stopped reading my memory card to my camera. I stick it in the slot in the front and it doesn't read it. Every once in a while it will show that it's in there, but when I click on the icon, it says "please insert.....". So I'm not understanding what's going on. Up until Friday it was working. Then it just stopped on Saturday. I went to Dell.com and looked at drivers and all that for my laptop, but I didn't see anything. If it helps, which I'm sure it will, I have a Dell Inspiron 1525. HELP ME!!!!!!!

Bowling
The perfect cereal bowl should be able to hold a good amount of cereal, however it shouldn't be wider or deeper than the length of the spoon you use to eat cereal out of it. Depth is more important than width, as a wide bowl lends to more spillage as you walk around. A lightweight bowl also aids in the mobile cereal eater. Having landmarks on the bowl is also helpful, as it will allow you to get consistency with repeated use, in this instance landmarks are lines or ridges inside or outside of the bowl.

Seriously Now
Just a few things I come home to. =/Friend Request: ACCEPT DENY SAIGHDEAR..... ... Online (Where is my BLAST? LMAO..... Be Bak L8R...) 2009-03-18 16:14:08 OH OH OH.... BUY ME!!! PLEASE!!! For the love of CORN.... BUY ME!!! I promise I will make a good slave. I am even house broken... Welllll.... unless I get really excited or spanked, then I tend to wet myself... hee hee. so.... buy me? hee heeShout Box: DJ Redneck...: Hi come in have fun enjoy a round of drinks with some of the best people and music on fubar and join the family please fubar.com...So I'm thinking....Do I have "I want to spend my fuBucks on strangers" written on my forehead? Cause I rarely spend them on my friends. And for the love of corn???? Of all things, seriously..corn? I hate corn. The shout box...come on now. Can someone please tell me where I give off the vibe that I want to be associated with a "redneck"? Hope you all are having a great day!!

Wow, Really????
Ok, anyone requests me, i usually add. he rated me a ten, requested - it said "bayville in the house" i'm like hm maybe he's from around here... i accept, i click on his profile, rate him a ten, then i look at the profile a sec... no location... 24 pics... no salute... 24 pics of decent looking guys - not all the same guy... so... i send a message.... i figure i don't need fake friends. i can find those in real life easily enough. so for your viewing pleasure - (click the conversation for his page - i can't go there, he blocked me before i could respond with "given your shallow response, i'm sure removing you was in my best interests" ah well, such is life)... remember it's a shoutbox convo - read from the bottom up. rawr. ~sin

Dead Pc 2
weeeeeeeell i found out what's wrong...it's fried.yeppeeee...not. bad part is i can't afford to buy the parts i need.so i still have this pc i borrowed for my classes but only for 3 more week...after that..i don't know... luv u all *sniff*

Validation...and Such...
So, ya I like positive feed back...I like to hear I'm doing a good job, doesn't everyone? I believe the last time I vented it was suggested that I get the compliments from my clients and plants...and I do... and I love it BUT DAMMIT!! all I hear from my bosses is the negative shit, I have to "fish" for the positive from my bosses and it feels kinna slimmy. So, any suggestions how I can beat this strange inner monster? On happy notes, my boyfriend found a job YAY! but it pays 5 bucks less per hour BOO! but hey, it's a job right?? I should be happy right?? Thank God I make good money... I made a sample arrangement yesterday for a "picky" client. They ♥ it! *dances* So, finally I get my kick in the ass to get this floral gig a goin'. I figure I'll clear 70 bucks extra per month and have a few samples from week to week to present to more potential clients. *kicks herself for bitching* ♥ most of you! PoStaL ps...here's a sample I designed with the extra

Blonde Jokes
What is the first thing a blonde says when she wakes up in the morning? So, what band are you guys in? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a blonde prefer an adjustable steering wheel? More 'head' room. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you heard about the new blonde paint? It's cheap, not too bright, and spreads easily. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do blondes have black & blue belly buttons? Because they have blond boyfriends. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a blonde like rail-road tracks? Because she has been laid all over the country. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How are blondes and screen doors alike? The more you bang 'em, the

Finally...viola!
Fucking finally! Here it is after all the input and assistance in its final form! Took forever to figure out how to embed it (thanks Alix for the remedy). This is my demo CD. For those of you who are unfamiliar, snippets of work are edited together, compiled, burned to disc and sent out to various agents for voice over work. Other than loaf and chat on Fubar, voice over is part of what I do. Voice Over work is the shit you hear in commercials, on TV or in movies, etc. Here is my final version which will be burned to disc and distributed. Enjoy!...or bleed from the ears. Free file hosting by Ripway.com

Banned...
Lunchables are no longer allowed in my house. I bought my daughter this stupid pizza lunchable...more of the crap is smeared all over my table than in her sassy little mouth. Lunchables have no been banned! Along with goldfish and dippin' dots ice cream...

Phuck List
My Phuck list 1. Phuck the fakes. 2. Phuck the liars 3. Phuck the haters. 4. Phuck the cheaters. 5. Phuck the pretend friends. 6. Phuck the ones who turn their backs when you make a mistake. 7. Phuck the scammers. 8. Phuck downraters.. lol 9. Phuck the abusers 10. Phuck the people who feel the need to slut their way through to get anywhere in life.

Boundary Issues
I work with someone that has boundary issues. Seems like everything they do, they want to run it by me. E-mail, phone calls (both at the desk and on the mobile if I am not at my desk) at all hours to ask me questions or to just check in. What is really annoying to me is that this person does not work for me, nor are they even on my team. Yes I know a lot about the system, it is my design after all, but that doesn't mean I am on your 24X7 call because you are just unsure about your job. I really try not to let me frustration over the whole matter come out, but it's difficult for me. I'll let you all know how to really annoy me fast. Try to contact me with the urgency of a house fire. Seriously, I got a phone call (which I didn't pick up because I didn't hear), a voice mail, a text and an e-mail all for something that could have waited for no less than six hours. Even now just typing this I am getting a little annoyed. Anyone have an idea about this, should I A) Just get bett

Orgasmically Challenged *blank Stare*
Ok so I'm sitting here rating Diana's pic during her HH...My one son is playin the 360, the other on the couch beside me, he's 11...I hear this buzzzzzzzzz'ng sound and ignore it cuz I figure it's the 360...Then Nick my 11 yr old say MOM, what is this??? OMFG one of my worst fears hits me in the face...Nick has my small "toy" in his hand asking me what this is...I have this deer in the headlight look on my face I'm sure...He says I found this in your purse mom, what is it??? I said, you found that in MY purse??? Stalling (sp) so I can come up with some kind of believable reason that is in my purse...Yeah yeah I keep it in my purse "hidden" cuz the sperm donor is threatened by them and has always accidentally thrown the others in the trash...I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE WOW, YOU FOUND THAT IN MY PURSE???Well, my 13 yr old who is turning 30 says LOL that's a neck massager, RIGHT MOM??? Laughing his ass off the entire time...I said *shrugs* I guess it is...Nick is like oh cool I wanna us

I'm Not Above Begging...
I have 2 weeks before I would like to bid on the Spotlight...but I am not even close! Seriously, I need help! Anything at all that will help me would be very much appreciated! Thanks to those who have already been working on helping me out:)

Rip Mom .....
I heard the news yesterday, my mom has passed away. She surrvived almost a full 5 years over what the docs gave her to live if she didn't stop drinking. She never stopped, she couldn't, and that's sad. She lost her daughter, her home, her grandkids, her animals, her memories...and for what? *shrug* She is in a better place now, and I'm glad. Death was her only escape from this awfull disease. I thank her for showing me the way to quitting, for without her I may have never quit. ♥ most of you PoStaL ps...I stashed "white bird" in her memory. The David Leflamme concert she took me to when I was in 6th grade is my fondest memory of her. She taught me how to flip someone off....LOL! The happy stuffs are making me sob. the end.

I Feel Like A Princess
Thank you for all bidding on me to make me feel like a high class whore for a good hour.... it means alot. In this blog I would like to discuss two things.. One what is wrong with my dog two all the woman i secretly pine over Topic A: I come home from the tire shop and the Maid has left .. I walk in the front door and it smells so good... I take it in.. In the kitchen there is a note.. My dog sitting there very pleased with herself .. Note read as follows. Nakita is a sweetheart but she doesnt like vacuums.... Great she ate the vacum.. do I kill her? Topic B My list of woman i drool over witty witchie blue pixie wendy Jwh Satara and now lala What should I do, I cant stop thinking about them. Drools keeps falling out my mouth Wicked

Deletion .... Mummers!!!!
I detest my friends getting deleted, I hate the fact that they don't obviously have the freedom of speech that their constitution allows them. And that the same company who deletes their accounts for saying something inappropriate; will then allow NSFW pictures as there 'Happy Hour'. I can assure the company that if people are at work, it isn't the scribblings of some random mummer, but the tits of a porn queen they are looking at. The hypocrisy boils my piss. Delete me if you wish, I couldn't give a fuck anymore. Oh yeah, I can whinge if I want and I will continue to do so, if I feel it is necessary. If you want to bow down to authority then kiss my arse on the way !!!!

Sheesh!
Now I'm totally feeling like I missed out on something....I totally should have used my stint with cancer to score some serious swag around this place... What is with ticker after ticker and every other blast begging for shit because someone is sick, or in the hospital? I don't even believe half the stories I hear anymore about someone being sick or even dying...Its ridiculous that people are using unfortunate circumstances as a way to climb levels.

New Apartment!!!!
As long as the paperwork goes through tomorrow, I move into my new place Jusy 1st. It's in town, not in the middle of the woods like I am now, so I'll be able to... get this... DO THINGS!! *gasps* Finally, I'll be able to get the rest I need to get better, too. No 4 kids running around screaming all day, no roommates complaining about everything, no NOTHING. Just me. Oh yeah, and PEACE AND QUIET!!! Soon as the papers are signed tomorrow, I go get my internet turned on (priorities, yano lmao) and the phone will be through the net, probably vonage. Everything else is included in the rent. I CAN'T WAIT TO NOT HAVE TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER AT NIGHT!!!! *cough* Ok, I'm done being all psyched for the moment. *slurpz everyone*

Letters To Liesl
Dearest Liesl,Where were you? I waited inside that gazebo all freakin' night! WTF?That little douchebag Rolf kept coming by and looking for your Dad. I know I could kick his ass, but I’m a little spooked by his friends. They’re kind of angry all the time and they march funny.Oh, I just wanted to say that even though you claim to be 16 going on 17, I checked you out … you’re really like 26 or something … so its cool. Totally legal. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone you lied on your profile. I definitely want us to do the Do-Re-Mi together ... though I don’t think that nun that’s living with you cares for me too much.How DO you solve a problem like Maria?Anyways, I just wanted to tell you that you are FUCKING HOT and I would climb ev’ry mountain for a chance to see some of my favorite things. Yeah, I'll BET your hills are alive.Ich Liebe Dich Baby,KetchPS How was the singing contest? Did you guys win?

Need To Know Who Wants To Be A Member!
OK..just a few rules and whats expected to be a meber! After u read please leave a comment letting me know u read and want to stay a member! First and foremost we are a family and there should be friendship, loyalty and respect! We are here to help each other first! Make sure you have r/f/a all members! Please put the home page in your family if you can! And please become a member of the lounge also! All I ask is you check in often with the homepage to see if there are new blogs or new members! We are gonna be doing a little more to have fun here! Just please be patient with me as it will start soon! I will keep you all updated on that! Let's all just have fun!

My Friends
I dont do this often .....but today I have gotten 3 messages from friends worried I was angry at them and upset at how distant I have been ....so I am just going to take a moment to let you on my list know I am sorry I am not the same and not really talking I do not mean to upset any of you or give the impression I do not care or have written friendships off. I am just going through some personal stuff and when I am this emotional and twisted around I with draw into myself ....it is how I cope if I dont I am walking around crying 23 hours out of the day. no I dont want to talk about it yes I do love you all still yes I do need you all still yes I will be okay give me time please be patient with me

Fortune Cookie
Lol, I just went out for some dinner. As I was about to read my fortune cookie a huge 350+ pound smelly man stood in front of me. I was thinking to myself "damn, shoot me before I get that huge". Then I read my fortune. "The love of you life is right in front of your eyes" I'm not feeling too good anymore.

Blank Friend Requests & Phonies
This morning I sign onto fubar and I see. 1 new friend request yay... I open it up it is blank. I have never even knew this person existed.Just a little bummed about that.. I will say this again and again.. When I first signed up for fubar, from what I understood is it is a social networking site. I know in real life if I walked up to some stranger on the street without talking to them, and went "Hi I wanna be your friend". Chances are they would look at me like what's this moron thinking and keep walking. Maybe even get a knee in the taint or something who knows. What I wanna know is seriously people... What is so hard about making a little blurb about yourself when friending another fubar member? Is it that you are quite insecure of yourself to tell me something interesting about yourself or point out something interesting in what I have written or stated? Even if I have someone in my SB and wanna friend them, even then I try to write some little ditty to go along with it... If

Girly
I was kind of girly today. I know, I know...I am a girl, but I rarely do "girl" things. I hardly get a chance to cook anything, and when I do...my stepdad doesn't like it because I don't season anything the way that he would. My kids love it though. I cooked today. It was actually pretty good. I did have to get creative though. I NEVER paint my fingernails. I don't have the time and generally within an hour of painting them, it's already chipping. I painted my fingernails today. HOURS ago, and it still looks decent. I even painted my toenails. There was something else that I did, but I don't remember what it is. Blah. Anyway, how is your night?

Shameless Whoring
ive decided i really need an auto so i have decided that whoever buys me either 3 auto's or a HH i will totally dress in drag(makeup and all) and do either a video salute or a regular one....i am officially a whore

Make A Change! (must Read)
MAKE A CHANGE! After having my photo marked nsfw I took a big step back and look at fubar. Just like anything there is good and bad. The questions that keep popping up in my head are "should i stay?" "should i go" "why?". I love fubar. I spend a significant amount of time on fubar. I came here to get away from the prying eyes of my family whom are on mspace and fbook. I came here to get away from the enormous amount of fake profiles constantly friend requesting and spamming me. I came here to make friends without having to worry about underage kids being on the site. Lately among the greedy statuses there are several people deleting and even more remembering the way fubar used to be. There are a lot of people that want change here on fubar. Not because they are greedy. Not because they want something for free. They want change to make fubar a better experience and time for not just them but for others as well. These people either invest a pretty penny into fubar and its members o

Southern Cutie Is A Fake.
Oh yeah! We got another good one here…look at those Fu marriages and bling, wedding rings to!! But who the is it?… Using this as her default image and with no real salute even attempted, people I guess assume this is her… ..but in reality it belongs to this Canadian girl, check out the French on this page..and is far from a Southern little cutie…actually, we don‘t know what “it“ is at all… ..even whatever it claims to be, it makes no sense…why don’t we all ask “it&

Broken Heart
My 24 yr old son has been dating a 20 yr old girl for 2 yrs now, she's got a wonderful little boy that I love just like my own grandson...The baby's dad is worthless, just got out of jail a few months ago after being in there for about a year...Kyle finds out that she's been taking the baby to a drug house where he hangs & hides from another drug dealer he ripped off...The drug dealer he ripped off pounded his face in with a brick 2 weeks ago, and won't care who is around if he runs into him again...Someone told Kyle about her taking the baby down there and he questioned her about it at first she lied and said no, then later confessed that she had been...It's not that Kyle doesn't want the child to see his father, he just wants him to see him at the fathers aunt's house where he's in a safe enviornment...He love the baby like he is his own son...Long story short, he packs up their belongings and takes her to her fathers house, he said he can't stay with someone that he doesn't trust,

Kally's Bombing Expedition!
I'm going to be bombing! To make things easier for me, since I'm just coming back from the hospital, I need everyone who wants to be bombed to leave me a comment on this blog. Please friends help me help you by having a folder of at least 250 pics. That's easily achieved by moving some of your pics into other folders.

Mfkn Family Story
ABOUT THE MFKN FAMILY Please take a minute to read about the MFKN family. Ok so If you are reading this you're about to find out about what MFKN stands for and where It all came from. Matter fact this should answer all questions and guide you straight through. I once, not to long ago, had the worst day that I have ever had on this site before. Well that day probably turned into the best day, all because MFKN. My name had MFKN in it and my Bestfriend Cruser was helpin me out and talkin me through this really bad day well he decided to take the hearts out of my name and put cross bones and a pitchfork Cause he said, "Bubzy what the hell is wrong with you? hearts do not describe you" he said, "when I see you I think she's a Bad Ass Chick." So after I saw It, I was like you are so right lol I dont know exactly what I was trying to pull off with hearts. He really liked the way it looked so I told him "Hey put your name the same and lets rawk Fubar help eachother out." He had just went thr

Kin's Wet Dreams
kins said: Once I dreampt that the alien from 'Alien' was my girlfriend, and it kept trying to eat me when we made out. Ford said: you were subconsciously thinking of getting a little head in her mouth.... just how true is dat?? huh? huh? huh?

Random Thoughts Of The Day
I wish Google Maps had an, "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can thinkabout is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my ownstory that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realizeyou're wrong.I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I wasyounger.The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. Thisrecently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never beending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn'twork? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magicallyfix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all knowhow to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards orFAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.There is a great need for sarcasm font.I thi