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I await in my room. The room has been made dark and cool. The only sound is the quiet hum of the air conditioner. I have commanded,will she obey? Even with being in control,my breath quickens when I hear the light rapping on the door. I open the door, revealing the woman that has hunted my dreams and inflamed my passion. I allow her into my world. She is now my prey. I breathe her in as she slowly passes into our playroom beyond. My eyes are not slow to react,and ravage her curves as she glides to a stop in the middle of the room. As earlier informed, she was to wear simple,yet accessible clothing. There is to be no eye contact. I slowly walk up behind her,having yet to make eye contact. She quivers slightly as I close in,getting ever closer. Feeling my body heat right behind her,she anticipates the first of what she knows will be many touches. Again I breathe her in,capturing her scent. I slowly remove the hair from her shoulders,to reveal a small decoration,a butterfly. The perfect p
Thanks For The Artwork =)
I just rec'd something that someone made for me so I thought I'd make a place to showcase your gifts. Feel free to place banners, icons, click pics etc... in this blog for me. I'm really appreciative and if I use your "art" somewhere - I'll send you a free CD =)
As some of you know I'm a BIG hockey fan. Hockey season starts up on the 27th. So I will be on & off thru out the season. Yes, we have a hockey team in the middle of dry West Texas. Its called the Odessa Jackalopes named after our legendary jackrabbit. The schedule I just posted will give u an idea that I won't be home to chat with some of u. Go JACKS!!!! October 27th Jacks vs Amarillo 28th vs Lubbock November 5th vs Corpus Christi 9th vs Bossier Shreveport 10th vs Corpus Christi 11th vs Amarillo 16th vs Rio Grande 17th vs Arizona 29th vs Amarillo December 1st Colorado 2nd Oklahoma City 6th Lubbock 8th Tulsa 9th Lubbock 22nd Rio Grande 29th Bossier Shreveport 30th Corpus Christi January 27th New Mexico 30th Bossier Shreveport February 2nd New Mexico 3rd Youngstown 22nd Oklahoma City 23rd Rio Grande Valley 24th New Mexico 27th Amarillo March 2nd Corpus Christi 3rd Arizona 9th Lubbock 10th Arizona 15th Memphis 22nd Amarillo 23rd Lubbock
Question Of The Day
Fire My Words please comment
First Attempt At Movie Making
I found i had microsoft movie maker on me computer so had a go at putting the images together etc, if you can give me some feedback on this that would be great okay the link below to youtube is not working i cant seem to get access to the site and i dont think its just my computer, typical eh, just when you finally post something worth showing people it fucks up, hope its back tomorrow okay now its back jeez i can go to bed now
Guess Friends Aren't What They Used To Be
Well, I gave my heart and love to my best friend again and I got burned...why do I keep putting myself through all the hurt? Is friendship not existent anymore? Am I asking too much from friendship? To me, friendship is full of lil symbolisms that show how much someone cares for the other. Little things make a world of difference. Little things like making dinner once a week, going out to a movie, a lil gift here and there, saying you love someone, etc. I know this is also online stuff, but I truly feel friends in real life off the web should get more comments on the web than online friends who have never met. I believe we should help the ones we love in need. However, for the thousandths time, I help someone who I thought was my best friend only to have her turn her back on me and trash me. U KNOW WHO U ARE!!! (...and those of you who have read my page know who she is too just by the captions on my pics) I was there when u had no place to go and let u live here at no c
I Think I May Need To Take My Pics Off!!!
I was recently told I was a whore because I liked to show off my body on here. The funny thing to this is that if you look at the people that he is a fan of, alot of them show their bodies off!!! I thought I would include our conversation....since right after he called me a whore he blocked me. This was the first time I had ever talked to him. I guess he was just mad since I didn't reply back to his comments. Guess I won't be getting any more of those, huh??....OH DARN!!! Now I do know that I am flashy, but it is a site for that show anything you want...if you want to be closed minded and judge people for how they look and dress so be it...but keep your opinions to yourself, or talk to other simple minded people. No one else honestly could care. If you don't like the pictures that I or anyone else posts..then dammit....don't look at them...makes sense to me, any one else agree?? Now you will have to read this as you would a shout since that is how this came to me
What is it about halloween??? Or any holiday for that matter? People tend to drink too much,eat too much or do things they normally won't do. Costume parties are always fun. I enjoy pretending to be someone else every now and again. I love using my imagination when dressing up instead of just buying a costume. I decided this year to become a castaway. Taking an old shirt and tearing it to tatters and cutting up and old pair of jeans. I thought I looked pretty good. The party was going strong by the time I got to my friends house. The front door opened with a blast of laughter and noise as I entered. Greetings come from all directions. Some people I know well, others just in passing. Looking totally different is the goal and I hate when they want you to guess who they are. I try to avoid that at all costs. Now it is a good idea to not be on the prowl,because ya never know who someone is and might be dating or worse,who they are married too. I am a freek but I try never to knowingly poac
The Butcher
One night, whilst I sat before my computer screen smacking my nuts with a jackhammer, a woman walked through my backdoor. She was tall, blonde, and smelled like cherries. She walked up to me and blinked her deep blue eyes at me, "I'm Jessica and I'm here to fulfill all your dreams.", she said. I looked her up and down ponderously before responding, "My dreams would not be something you'd want to fulfill.", I stated calmly hoping she understood my seriousness. "Oh I think I can handle it baby.", she said sounding so innocent I almost felt bad for her....almost. I stood up to my full height, which made her seem much shorter with her eyes only coming up to just below my chin. I grabbed her around the waist and dragged her to me chest to chest. She smiled up at me with those pools of sky blue for eyes filled with such sweet innocence that I actually took a moment to consider not going through with my plan...but that only lasted a moment. As she smiled at me I spoke to her quietly, "Yo
You Know You've Thought
ok, I'm sick, and a bad case of lack of sleep did this to my brain!__this poem that just popped out is beyond me..HAHHA!! But I'm bold enough to share this little treat anyhow..cause ya'll love me anyways. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now he lays me down for sex I pray the Lord my Butt will flex If I should cum before he does I pray the lord he'll soon be done AMEN! TADA!! That's all folks...
Take Your Ass On Then!
I know that this week I'm a bit brutal but I am burning out on some things and the best way for me to deal with it is to write about it. Finish this sentence: CT Sucks Because_______. Now if you can truthfully finish that sentence, then just take your ass on back to whatever site you came from. Every online community has it's drawbacks, goes through it's changes but when I read day after fuckin day that CT sucks for one reason or another I wonder why the complaintant is still logging in. Now I know the NSFW policy has both proponents and opponents, I'm not here to debate that. What I am going to mention is that we are so trained to think that by birthright, an "Adult" site should contain unbridled nudity. We have forgotten that the term adult actually refers to people of legal age of maturity in their state. So, for those of you who have it twisted, maybe CT should consider calling itself a "Mature" site to ease confusion. Back to what I was writing about before I got
My "sick" Status
For all who are wondering.. I'm not sure what I've caught, but I have a nasty cough that's controlling me, and I've almost completely lost my voice. oops. Thanks for all the warm wishes and get well soon cards! Love you guys! B.
I Must Like Pain
Am I Sick?
Alright...I was talking to a friend last night and a question came up that I am curious for others opinions.:) I recently watched Jackass2 and in the movie SteveO takes a beer bong from his ass. Ofcourse he pukes right after it...but the question... Would you for a million dollars take a beer bong from your own ass? My rational is that I kiss peoples asses all day at work for far less then a million bucks so if the opportunity came that the last ass I would ever have to kiss was my own for some money than so be it! :) My friend said I was sick.....What would you do?
Now? Or Next Time?
well...with today being day 28 in my cycle..I began to get worried that things were still not back to normal...I was gonna call the dr and see what to do next. Its a good thing I waited because things are on schedule like they should be. Mike and I talked about this and after this round we wanted to wait for the next one to show up on its own before starting to try again. Part of me isnt sure I can wait that long. I breathed a huge sigh of relief when "it" showed up today if that makes any sense lol. Do you all think I should wait one more cycle to be sure things are all good or do you think I should just go ahead?
Another Great Cause Like Mine...worth Some Notice!
Please stop by and leave a rate on my friend PoeticAngel's blog. She has devoted it to domestic violence awareness and its survivors as well as a close friend who was not lucky enough to have been a survivor. (RIP Grace) This is something that touches people EVERYDAY and people need to be more aware of it and supportive to the men, women and children that live with this. I have not touched on this but I am a survivor as well. I support her cause 110%
How To Get Ahead On Cherrytap
Step 1 - Be A Total Fraud Step 2 - Dump 7th Grade Drama On Everyone Step 3 - Talk About How Everyone Else Is A Fake Step 4 - Whine Like a Baby Step 5 - See Picture Below For More Details ... Oh yeah and since you have blamed everyone else for making this ... I made it dickhead :P
Today I Found Out....
Im pregnant! Tobe (Soldier Boy) and I are expecting baby #3! Im so excited. He is in the field and will be home on Saturday, I cant wait to tell him! We have been trying for a while now! Yay!!!!
This Site.
This site why do alot of people on this site find me ugly dont like my clothes or my looks what is wrong with me?? All my pics are real im sorry if im ugly to you and you call me names and make in front of me you know TATTOO GIRL and also COLD AND LONELY AND ALSO a real good close frind to me who I cherish a ton miss Danielle are the only ones who i knowe pretty good soo far but also treat me with respect with all the other friends i have made .. I have made a ton of friends where women and men and what sux is some women in her 40 and 50's gotta pic on me and call me names and her man is 20 years younger then her man whats up with that scrathes head hmm lol lol.. the close few friends I made as soon as I was on this site wana know why im leavin or want to leave well its all a good reason right?? How can any 1 deal with this bad low self esteem put down stress here?? thank you all for bein a great true friend to me please dont ever stop I need yea all in my life...@}
Quick's Dick
Burning Relations
It's 2AM I like both of them though they only go by one name A single voice Offers the choice Will it be your place or mine? Of course Either is fine And if you drive Divine Cuz I ain't Steering tonight I wake in my bed With an ache In my head I can tell something Ain't right She musta mixed Gasoline With her Astroglide And I went along For the ride Now there's a fire Not brought on By desire I reckon it's Something I caught I am all shaking Not from Fear But from itching I think my Wood has termites I would be fine Except that My vine Is all Purple And bumpy After much thought I will change His name Now I will Call Buford Ol’ Mumpy Of course I’ll find a Cure Then something Demure And act all in love Just right quick You can cook You can clean You can do Anything You win a man’s Heart Through his dick
D/s... Luvin' The Haters.
This may not be a blog but more of a rant. This is from Him… I’m making a quick rule, if the color is blue on the text in a blog it’s from Him. If the color is pink it’s from Her. That seems simple enough. What is the deal with people down on D/s. If W/we are happy and W/we enjoy our life, butt out! I get many people telling Me I have no right to live like I do. People think I abuse My wife. People think I am some freak/odd-ball (ok maybe I’m one of those) who shouldn’t draw breath with those who don’t enjoy or support D/s. I suppose it is like everything else. Coke/Pepsi, Ford/Chevy, or pink/brown.. (lol) everyone has tastes and opinions…. I’m much the same way, except unless your opinion or taste is directly infringing on My taste or personal space, do what you want. When no one is getting hurt, (unless they want to be hurt) and no one is in bad space, and everyone has made a safe, sane, consensual choice its all in the name of pleasure and fun. Trust Me, if Our slut didn
Our Birthdays!!
Hi to all my friends our birthday list was a good big turn out but for some reason the list was taken off the site here soo if you would all please add your bithdays here again this way we can all keep in touch and celebrate all together ok.. thank you all for your time.. your friend. Jay
Time To Say Goodbye..please Read This All Of It.
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi WOW, i cannot believe im actually doing this. I have met so many cool ppl here. I would love to keep in touch with many of you. But I am a single mom and student with 2 jobs. I am sticking to my main priorities. I have applied to the John Hopkins Medical School in MD, and I am moving there. Although I will miss you all very very much I want to thank all of my military friends and family you all are absolutely the best, and I will always remember you. To my Firefighting brothers and sisters, wow please keep in touch, you are also my heroes. Feel free to drop me a line or add me as a buddy to your YIM or MSN; My YIM: NIGHT_ANGEL15666@YAHOO.COM MSN: SAVANNAH_N_ASHTYN2004@HOTMAIL.COM Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi PLEASE REMEMBER ME (1999)Add a video to your site Music Video CodesMyspaceUpdates Sexy & Romantic glit
You Pick
a. body shot b. swallow c. spit d. facial e. all of the above you may choose none or more than one
Team Work!!!
He Rated Me A 1
This guy is a Jerk Rob@ CherryTAP He rated me a "1" because I said I did not want to IM him on yahoo or msn. Please this guy is an ass and I thought you would like to know what he did.. :( ~Sexy~
Mistakes Men Make Online...
MISTAKES MEN MAKE ONLINE... 1)Remember those old fashioned manners your mama and grandma taught you?...they most certainly apply to women you cant see as well as ones you can.If you see ANY female online,sexy or not,USE THOSE MANNERS!!!Approach with respect...i dont care if you see a profile with pics of the girl compeltely naked riding a green her the same courtesy and respect as you would a woman dressed conservatively.You dont know her,she doesnt know you.If you want ANYTHING to do with her,beit friendship or more then friendship,you are goi to have to act like a gentleman. 2)WATCH YOUR FREAKING LANGUAGE!If you approach a woman and start talking vulgar right off the bat that could be the deal breaker right there..Its natural to see a woman and think lusty thoughts,but until you have had a chance to talk to her,keep that stuff to yourself..dont IM her out of the blue with things like "i want to f*ck you,my d*ick is this big,i could f*ck you in the a%%...blah blah b
For The Peopel Looking At My Profile For Sweetcheeks
some chick is going around putting bulletins saying I am just randomly ripping her shit, and harassing her, and you may run into reposts, also she will say I ripped her pics for no reason and I am calling her a crack head. her she is Sweetcheeks~UR NEXT WET DREAM!WIFEY OF JAYBUDDS&BITCH OF GREENEYED TEXAS GIRL.Read profile please.@ CherryTAP This is what really happened. I was once on her friends list, and she told me to see her private folder I had to buy her a blast. She didn't like it very much when I told her no, and she wasn't worth spending money on. So her and her friend, who now erased her account, and her hubby href="" target=_blank>Jaybudds!Hubby of Sweetcheeks!@ CherryTAP started leaving comments on my kids pictures calling the retarded and ugly, and then ripped them and put them in folders. So in retaliation I ripped some of hers, and made my crack head folder. So now she is putting out bulleti
Poem-3 In My Prison
Show Her Some Hot Loven
My Pregnancy...
HEY GUYS! ALOT OF PPL ASK ME TO KEEP THEM UPDATED ON MY PREGNANCY, SO I HAVE DECIDED TO POST A BLOG WITH ALL OF MY UPDATES THAT I KEEP IN MY JOURNAL, SO HERE WE GO... Hi my name is Renea Jones. I am a 20 year old college student and i plan to become a labor and delivery nurse. This is not my first pregnancy. I have had two previous miscarrages, one at 10 weeks and one at 12 weeks. My boyfriend Jason and I tried for almost a year, and now we are pregnant again with a beautiful baby girl that we have decided to name Jayden Grace. I am 23 weeks pregnant as of 5-26-2007. I have had a pretty easy pregnancy except for a few times that i got dehydrated and one time i got food poisoning. I took my positive pregnancy test on 1-20-2007 and i couldnt have been more excited. I found out that she was a girl on 5-2-2007. when i went in for my doctors appointment I was sooo scared that they were going to tell me that it was a boy. I was sitting there praying for a girl over and over again. my ul
Friends Forever
This video is dedicated to some of my closest and very dear friends on here. Each person has either made me smile or feel good about myself in makin me realize there is a light at the end of the tunnel.I know I don't have alot of people in this video but I could only make it shorter than 5 mins in order for it to fit so i can upload it to my Photobucket account..Rest asured if you are not in this video just leave a comment on this blog and i will see to it you will be in my next. Happy viewing and thank you for being a true friend. PS. no my bills are not taken care of yet. I just think I'm still online cus it is the weekend and don't believe the light company works on the weekend.
Poisoned Apples
A while back I posted a bulletin that was critical of American troops. I'd awakened to read a news story about Trent Thomas, a marine charged with murdering an Iraqi non-combatant. Shortly before trial, Thomas withdrew his guilty plea because he realized he was just following orders, just doing what he was told to do. The testimony at trial suggests that that the original plan had been to capture a combatant. When this plan failed, the group of marines went to a different home and dragged 52-year old Hashim Ibrahim Awad out of his home and into the street. The squad leader shot Awad in the head, then Thomas shot him in the head an additional seven times. The marines then put a shovel next to Awad to make it look like he was going to plant a roadside bomb. I followed this story and was disheartened to learn that Thomas was found not guilty of murder. He was found guilty of conspiracy to commit murder and other crimes. His sentence consists of a reduction in rank and discha
Where I Stand!
Ok first of all i just wanted to say that im NOT being a bitch. I just really think its time i speak my mind. If it makes anyone mad im sorry and you can delete me. But anyways here it goes. I've been trying my best to stay out of drama and it seems like the more i try to stay low the more my name is brought into everything. I've noticed this happening to alot of people. This isn't fucking high school people. And personally i think people who attack others for no apparent reason are lame and total attention seekers. When a issue is addressed fine, deal with it..but don't make it go on and on for months and months. Be mature and deal with the shit then and there. If you have a issue with a person why let the entire fubar community know?... I've been guilty of doing this in the past too but like i said im trying to stay low. Im tired of comming on a site thats supose to be fun and having friends pulling me every which way. I CHOSE who my friends are, NO ONE else. I have reasons fo
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 19~*
stu...: hi PiercedQT: Heya stu...: wat u up to PiercedQT: Not much, was just about to head to bed I think. stu...: alone? PiercedQT: Yes. stu...: do you sleep naked PiercedQT: No, I wear a snow suit. stu...: i wanna fuck u.. PiercedQT: Well then... What's a girl to do! stu...: u tell?? PiercedQT: You're not very good at this. Am I suppose to be laughing? stu...: u can try me and then say anything...laugh or watever!! PiercedQT: You'd really be satisfied being with a girl that laughs at your attempts to be sexy? stu...: yeah... PiercedQT: Scale of 1 to 10... what's your desperation level at? stu...: 11 PiercedQT: Well, I'm definitely not flattered that you got desperate enough to contact me - nor am I turned on. stu...: if u don wanna meet me....u can chat here.. PiercedQT: Whoa Nelly - slow down there chap. Meet you? I won't even have cyber sex with you - let alone meet yo
My Trial Video Blog
Me In A Bikini! Woohoo!
umm yea the video pretty much says it all I think, yep
Moment Of Silence Please !!!!!!
September 11, 2001 September 11, 2001, marked yet another significant turning point in world history. Whatever innocence was left in the world was lost on that fateful day. On lesser numeric scales, equally heinous crimes are committed against humanity virtually every day of the year. What is happening in the world? It is difficult to explain. Somehow the perpetrators of the most evil and disgusting crimes have been stripped of the virtue of mercy. It would seem that their basic humanity is simply missing. The memory of those planes crashing into the Twin Towers, the Pentagon and the one that crashed into the Pennsylvanian field, will be etched into people's minds forever. For many of us it was like watching a Hollywood movie as it unfolded before us on television screens all around the world. We watched in stunned silence as we learned that the events were real and were happening in real time. In the blink of an eye, families can be thrown into turmoil when loved ones a
Friends Read This, Very Important
Tomorrow I am Cleaning my Friends List, Comment on this blog if you want to stay on my List, if nobody comments that they want to stay, I will be deleting my account, if you do not comment, you will be removed no matter how much we talk on a regular Basis
Barbara Walters Show
Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands, but there were groups that were trying to do away with this custom. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Miss Walter's vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom. Miss Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?" The Afghani woman looked Miss Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation, said, "Land Mines."
From my website: Highway Song Leather believes in the sanctity of our children. BACA is an organization of bikers dedicated to eradicate the growing problem of child abuse. We strongly support this organization and hope you will too. For more information on this organization go to The Video you are about to see may disturb you, and if it does GOOD, that means you still have a shred of compassion left in your life. HELP US help the kids. We need goods for these Children, anything at all, we will take it. Ages from: Infants to Teens School supplies, clothing, Money, blankets, toys, electronics. You name it WE WILL accept it. You can send your donations direct to us and we will get it to the correct places. Or visit the BACA website for the chapter near you.! Warning ! The surgeon general has determined that hurting a B.A.C.A Child Is hazardous to your health
Im In A Contest, Please Help Me Out?
Trick Or Treat > Sex?
...some people take #1 way too literally...ROFL.
Just Boredom
I start of by lightly kissin' your neck with a little trace of my tounge,as i am kissin' your neck my hands are softly rubbin' and massagin' your breasts and nipples. I slowly start kissin' my way down your neck, until i reach your upper chest in the middle right above your breasts, i light push both breasts together and kiss my way up both of your breasts until I am in the middle of your breasts, I start to kiss, lick, suck and nibble on your right breast and nipple as my right hand is still massagin' and lightly pinchin' your left breast and nipple. I bring my left hand close to your breast as i start to play with your righ breast and nipple and i start to kiss and lick my way over to your left breast as i am still massaging it and lightly pinchin' your nipple. As I take your left nipple in to my mouth, my right hand works it was down your stomach to your mid section and starts to lightly rub and massage your mid section right above your mound. As my left hand is still ma
I Hate This Shit.....
Ok we all know I speak the truth an I cant stand a fuckin liar..... so here it goes. I recently found out that someone on here was posing as a women to get you guys to buy them HH's Blast's Vip's an Ticker's.A lot of you are falling for it so Im posting the proof I have... Its a chance Im willing to take.....There is some stupid shit in here but if you read it all you will see what im talkin about...... chris hack (12/2/2007 5:27:31 PM): hey Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:36 PM): ya chris hack (12/2/2007 5:27:40 PM): ya chris hack (12/2/2007 5:27:43 PM): what did i do Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:48 PM): nothing at all Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:53 PM): im just in a bad mood Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:56 PM): sorry chris hack (12/2/2007 5:28:00 PM): whats wrong hun Christine (12/2/2007 5:28:13 PM): nothing really chris hack (12/2/2007 5:28:26 PM): i remade the profile Christine (12/2/2007 5:28:35 PM): what profile chris hack (12/2/2007 5:28:40 PM): the crystal one Christine
Sad News
well, most of you all know that i was proudly gonna be a new mommy...but unfortunately this morning i had a miscarriage and had to undergo surgery and all kinds of evil things ...I am okay and back home but still obviously heartbroken and stuff. Just wanted to inform you all ...and it's easier in this blog form than 50 million seperate emails... Come love me! I need it! AMber
Bomb Squad Family Update
At this time and with a lot of consideration and after talking with Aimme (which has done an exceptionally good job with this bombing family)I think it is time to dissolve the bombing part of this family. I know that everyone started out working very hard but the time has come to close the bomb squad. We have had a very good run for over a year and I have had a lot of fun, and met a lot of very good friends that I care a lot about. But like Aimme said; out side of a few, it is hard to get any one to bomb any more. And with this bouncer check, hell it is even hard just to rate any ones pics, let a lone bomb in a contest. Now I am not saying that in due time I will not start a new bomb squad. Most likely I will, but for now I just think it is best for every one. All bombers are released from any family bombing, if you want to still carry the family name that is up to you, I will still retain the family name. Mainly because it belongs to two of us, myself and BigDawg69. We have went thro
01-04-08 The First Friday Of 08
HEY! Thanks for stopping bye I love it when people read my blogs! (throws in a little philosophy) I hope this finds you with a productive week behind you (as well as your fill of the holidays) And an eventful or peaceful weekend as you want it - ahead! My weekend includes well, will be scheduled around watching my BUCKEYES Win the BCS National Championship! (hopefully) I know - I know ... A majority of my blog readers are: FEMALE Non-sports fans or non-buckeyes Just bare with me, I bleed scarlet & gray And don't bring up sports much ... :) One more and then I'm threw! I'd probably find the -MY- perfect woman at a buckeyes rally ... I've had ladies who where fans of sports in my life before, but sadly non where the die-hard buckeye fan I'd need them to be ... Any SPORTS fans out there? I'm sorry - blame it on my fever ... I had hoped to go somewhere to watch the game, but unless I can turn my fever into JUST "Buckeye Fever"
This Is Seriously Hot! Becareful!
2nd Alarm HottiesPEE-JAY~SweetLips~LIL MZ. VIXENTiffanyNaniRacheliciousStephanieTamaBamaBabyJBabyDol-19
Fu-Pastor_RequirementsAre you interested in being a Fu-Pastor? Please read the following fu-Pastor_Requirements below.This process is currently known as Fubar's Traditional Fumarriage. These requirements are in place to set quality and assurance that no member will be left abused, angered or fu-single.Requirements to be considered:Must have profile at PG-13 setting. If you have any nsfw they need to be locked away in a friend or family only folder properly marked..Must always be on call/available.A fu-Pastor should ALWAYS be respectful to any and all members on Fubar. Any drama started by a fu-Pastor will be grounds for removal and non-acceptance back into the fu-Pastor Program.All fu-Pastors must abide by all Fubar Rules and be in compliance with the TOS (Terms Of Service). Any deviation can result in removal and non-acceptance into the fu-Pastor Program.Main Requirements to become a fu-Pastor:Step 1: Self proclaim yourself a Pastor,Step 2: Fu-Marry
Misterfeet's Guide To Screen Captures.
Screen captures are very cool and a great way commemorate your fubar moments.... you see your blast, the first time you see a friend scroll on top of the screen, or your arch-enemy says something embarrassing that you want to blackmail them with later, a screen capture is a quick and easy way to keep that moment forever.  ok so the first thing you need to do is find the key that says PRT SC. it will be located at the top of your keyboard, to the right of the numbers. If you are using a laptop, you may notice that the PRT SC is inside a box or perhaps even blue. If this is the case, you will need to find a second key that is also with that box or blue, as shown. In this case, you would press both buttons at the same time. ok, now the moment of truth! Press the PRT SC button (and the 2nd key simultaneously if needed). Now, you are saying to yourself... "self, nothing happened. misterfeet is full of shit!" Not so, my friend. What to do now is to open up paint shop. You may ha
Mean Ass Guy
this guy came on the other day talking stuff about my pic and he said im a ho just like every other girl on fu. I forgot to block him and he started in on me again tonight. :( Ten afer he said wa he did he blocked me. Heres his link Satan@ fubar
01-15-08 (tues Train #2)
(train music to scoll to) Whats a Tuesday Train? This weeks Train:
Mint-flavored Breast Exam
You probably read the news story about the dentist who gave "chest massages" to twenty-some women during their dental exams, allegedly as treatment for TMJ. I went to the dentist this morning and all I got were clean teeth. No breast love at all. A bit saddened, I mentioned this to Amy, my secretary, when I got to work, and she asked if I at least got to go in the treasure chest. "THERE'S A TREASURE CHEST?!?" My dentist either a) sucks, or b) just doesn't like me. Or both. Regardless, Amy and I both think that dentists should give breast rubs. It would be a great opportunity for a breast exam. Since you're supposed to do that every month yourself (and who really does, anyway?), it could be hailed as a breakthrough for women's health. Not to mention a boon for otherwise suicidal dentists. So, what do you think? Should flossing and bite-wing x-rays come with a bit of boob love?
Skillet- Yours To Hold
I see you standing here But you're so far away Starving for your attention You don't even know my name You're going through so much But I know that I could be the one to hold you [Chorus:] Every single day I find it hard to say I could be yours alone You will see someday That all along the way I was yours to hold I was yours to hold I see you walking by Your hair always hiding your face I wonder why you've been hurting I wish I had some way to say You're going through so much Don't you know that I will be the one to hold you [Bridge:] I'm stretching but you're just out of reach You should know I'm ready when you're ready for me And I'm waiting for the right time For the day I catch your eye To let you know That I'm yours to hold [Altro:] I'm stretching but you're just out of reach I'm ready when you're ready for me
I would appreciate if someone could tell me wheres the best place to dispose of a body and the best way to clean off blood stains. Gdamn
Family Rules & Must Read And Sign!
1.You must have a SALUTE photo and be atleast a LEVEL 5 or higher.As a family member, we ask that when on line, you give 50% of your time on the site to BOMBING. ( This is every day to every other day!) 2.PLEASE!!!!! DO NOT ENTER CONTESTS WITHOUT LETTING ME KNOW IN ADVANCE! This means more than 1 day prior! We may have already committed the family to another contest. If you want to be in a contest, let me know and I will put you on the CONTEST LIST! That way ALL get the chance to be in a contest and ALL have the family backing. PLEASE, ONLY ONE AT A TIME IN A CONTEST! 1ST COME, 1ST TO GET INTO CONTEST! We will have a contest list blog so please check! If you decide to enter a contest, YOU will be expected to max yourself EVERY-DAY! Do not enter otherwise! Family will not back you if you are not willing to Back yourself. Also, if recently in a contest, please be considerate and allow some-one who has not been a chance to do so first. 3.We do realize that people have jobs, f
Proposition 420: Proposal In Brief
Proposition 420 The U.S. HEMP Act (Homeland Economic Management Provisions) ...(okay, I was having a little fun...sue me) Outline * Section 1: Medicinal Marijuana - To allow for patient prescribed use, cultivation and possession for personal medicinal use of cannabis products; - The need for, the method of use and the dosage to be determined solely by the patient or individual concerned; - To allow for a set amount to be either cultivated or possessed by the private citizen for personal use at an amount allowing for lack of ambulation and/or ability to acquire without facing recriminations for possession with intent to sell. Recommended amounts would be roughly one pound or up to a half dozen live plants per adult individual to be allowed within a private residence. (The reasons for such limits will be addressed in further commentary.) * Section 2: Decriminalization - To allow for adult individuals to possess, cultivate and use cannabis without fear of pro
Passionate Sins
Passionate Sins By: Deborah Boyd The Night is Quiet The lights are dim We both lie here Oh what a sin The gentle touch Amongst my skin Send shivers of goose bumps From deep within The sudden passion So tense in force Send my mind wheeling Skin burning and scorched The desire grows deeper Oh what have you done My mind and body Is craving to become one The world spins around me Oh what do I care Nothing else matters When you are so near The cries of passion The clenching of hands The deep passionate kisses Is more then I can stand Then the next moment She awakes in a haze With the proof of what happened Her body is glazed She then looks upon What made her complete Knowing full well Her sins were a defeat
Yay, traffic school!
Just 5 Minutes
We think we can do everything,but then you wake up one morning and you get a phone call,a voice on the other side say you need to come your brother is don't know what to do what to say because how can he be dying he is just 45 years old....they put him on machines you see him there laying ,its not him any more its just...a machine what is laying day goes over...and then they phone you again saying please if you want to say Good bey to your brother then say Good bey kiss him for the last time you cry and walk away the machines get turned of and 5 minutes later your brother is dead..Peter RIP I LOVE YOU. Gone So Soon You took chances Once too many times. As a child you thought - "Oh no, never me." Life is a gift, Given and taken at some Unknown time. Your time came too soon - Your life was over in a flash. The fun you shared, The joy you brought, All just a memory - Behind us.
Thur 04-10-08 (windows)
Thursday April 10, 2008 Heyyyy - long time no see Glad to see you are here! Please ... Grab an umbrella or
Deleteing Peeps!
I am going to be doing a massive friends list cleaning! SO if your still here after I am done, consider yourself lucky!
favorites? Animal - Border collie Breakfast - Cereal with fresh strawberries or blueberries Color - Blue, Orange, Green, Purple Drink - Gin and Tonic Event - the Olympics Flower - Daffodil, pansy, fuchsia, orchid... Gift - friendship House - fist one -- 204 S Downing St Denver CO Ingredient - Rosemary Juice - Grapefruit Keepsake - my dad's tools Life accomplishment - helping others Memory - any time with my mom or dad Nightime activity - Dancing Occupation - Coaching Place - Colorado Quote - "Nothing happens unless first a dream" Carl Sandburg (hard to have a favorite, but this is a good one) Room - Kitchen Sport - Volleyball Time of day - Morning Urban place - San Francisco Vacation - Florida with Mom, Aunts and Cousins Weedend activity - gardening Xercise - biking Year - 1989 Zodiac - scorpio -- well not really favorite, just mine
Wow Who Knew :p
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?
So I was jogging in place waiting for my toast to pop up and I realized something...... I could feel my butt cheeks moving up and down. I've never felt this before. I'm very sad.
N.... Auction
I am entering in a Nude Auction! I hope to see all my women voting and showing me their Love! Kisses and Ty girls
Just 1 Rate Needed From You Or Bid On Me
**I also need as many rates as I can get on this… if you’re unable to bid at this time plz just give me one rate no comments just 1 rate is all I ask** In honor of Mother's Day, I am happy to share with you that I am one of the loveliest women on Fubar! Bidding is now open, and will remain open until May 10th One of the participants and if I’m lucky will receive prizes of 100,000 fubucks. Those will be the woman with the highest rating average, and the woman with the highest number of rates. Should the same woman have both the highest average and highest number of rates, she will receive 200,000 fubucks. I reserve the right to refuse any bid or bidder at any time, and may also increase my offers via photo comment should the need arise. Serious bidders only, please! Thank you much!! Whispers…Haunt Me in My Dreams ~~Member of Dylon’s Diva Mafia~~ A Mad!! Hatter!! Thank you Heartistic Soul for making this happen!! Heartistic Soul@ fubar
Who's Coming Round To Play?
As you will no doubt be aware, one of the most exciting things that can happen is if you are out mowing the lawn a bouncy ball is uncovered. No doubt it was once the property of a small child who shed a tear before going on with his/her life after accidentally throwing it the wrong side of the fence. This unexpected treat then provides hours of fun and the mere anticipation of the possibility of finding such a treasure makes the gardening seem worthwhile as otherwise it would be one of the most unpleasant jobs going. So get a load of this; Today I was out cutting the lawn and by the time I had finished I had uncovered the following bounty: 4 tennis balls 2 frisbees 1 mini football 1 mini rugby ball 1 stressball football 1 stressball basketball 1 rubber 'power' ball As I am sure you can appreciate I am almost beside myself with joy and can barely contain myself. I thought this sort of day was just confined to dreams. My only problem is deciding what to play with first.
New Bartab Filtering
You can now customize your bartab view even more now. You have to go into Profile Settings to access it The setting is here:
Oh Ffs!
Yeah. Sam, Stacie, and Mel... You all SUCK. Go to and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you. 1)Your name?: Rob -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Rob 299 up, 75 down AKA; Robert, Robby, Robbie, Bob, Bobbie, Bobby, Bobo, Robin, Bert, Dobby, Roberta, Bertha. Since Rob can be called by many different names it is hard to be able to know what the person is like. More or less, he/she will search for his/her own source of originailty. It is important to this person for others not to confuse him/ger with somebody else (ie: That's our Robin! No one else like him!) Usually, someone with the name is excellent at dealing with large amounts of stress and can be an excellent friend when times are tough for others. Most of the time, those with names such as Rob, Robby/Robbie, and Bobby/Bobbie are more artisitic with a sense of h
Crayon Coalition
I am writing this in response to a question in a survey my niece Angela wrote. The question was "If you were a crayon, what color would you be?" Now I find this question odd on so many levels. 1.What makes you people think that if you were a crayon you would get to pick your own color? I mean you didn't really get to pick your color as a person. Nor does Crayola list a 'Crayon Whisperer' on their payroll. Not to mention the fact that you couldn't ask an individual crayon what color it wanted to be until it was finished being produced, when the color is already chosen. 2. How are you supposed to answer said question? Do you pick a color you happen to like? Or are you supposed to choose based on the personality of said color? If you are tempermental would you choose red, laid back maybe a tranquil blue or green. Perhaps the suicidal would choose black, and the Hindu who has reached enlightenment could choose white. Maybe those annoying people who are always too nice and too h
The Perfect Place
I found it, yesterday, when walking with my daughter in a wooded area near my house. It's an electric tower. There's a large grassy area surrounding it. There's a ladder that goes all the way up to the top, probably ten stories up. If I made it up to the top, the electric wires are within fairly easy reach. If I didn't make it up to the top, the fall from the ladder would be enough. The walk to the electric tower is far enough to allow me some time for me to think. It's through the woods, an environment that has always given me clarity and been an excellent conduit of self-reflection. This way, I would know that the decision wasn't an impulsive, rash one.
Waiting List For The Friendship Circle
Thank you for your interest in The Friendship Circle. I am sure you would be an asset to our group and enjoy the other members. When we started the group, we wanted a small membership to make friends with (with a max of 20 members ), be drama-free, chat, and be there for one another when the need arose. We also wanted to help each other with the rating game. The number one rule was each member had to rate the others 30 picture rates per week. This does not sound like a huge amount but when you consider many work, have a husband and/or children plus activities in the real world it can be too much for a person if the group is larger. And we did not want anyone to fall between the cracks and be left out. I applaud groups who are large for it is an awesome job to manage such a group. We have been very successful with our smaller group and everyone appears happy. We pitch in and help members level up when they are close and share in their happiness and in their sorrows. There
My Debate With A Religious Nut
(Put shout in order so just read from top to bottom) All this started for my forever "SEE YOU IN HELL !!!" status and my comment in a religious MuMM where it was asking who people choose to worship to try and see i guess what religion the majority of fubar was and things of that nature.. here is my exact comment "I choose not to believe in a savior or allow some book to tell me how i should act to dictate my life, but to each their own i guess" JCFAN: see u in heaven then lets see who god chooses to have ->JCFAN: you i hope, you love your bible toting ways don't you? spit on those that don't agree with you.. killing those that dare to believe different then yourself, so while you think yourself to be enlightened i think you to be the majority of the ignorant, if you want to debate on beliefs and who has killed more in whose name i am more then willing to.. i await your response JCFAN: Oh you responded means you have half a brain, and sure my dear if you want to
Is It Wrong Of Me?
is it wrong that i wish my ex husbands new girlfriend would die in a fire, or get hit by a bus? and before you say it, no he's not happy with her!
Penis Officially Removed
Well my bigger boobs got attention, and I am so close to leveling I was hoping this would too, lol. (Y) Help me out?
Misfits Spotlight Message
For those that hate me...or just thrive on drama, lies and rumours 1. I never once begged anyone to do gifs, pics, salutes, bulletins, stickies, blogs, mumms, NOT A THING for this spotlight. I have not once put a status up regarding gaining fubucks or helping me with getting a spotlight. 2. Unless you heard it from MY mouth...I am not capitalizing on my sisters death to get “fubar famous”. I wanted to distract myself from a painful day...and more so from the weeks before June 18th. Fathers day mumms were bumming me out...I only wanted to have something to do BEFORE hand. I have been overwhelmed and grateful for the unbelievable support and kindness that was shown to me this past 2 weeks. For 2 years the month of June has been have some good memories of some very good people to see me through next June.
Friends Know Best (straight)
Friends Know Best (Straight) Barb, had just gone through a really bad divorce and was trying to get on with “life on her own”. Facing the world as a single lady, she was nearer to that dreaded 50, than she liked to think about. Her friends had been very supportive through it all. What she did not know, is that they had also been scheming up a plan too. They wanted to give her a vacation, where she could relax. They knew she needed time, out of the city and far from work. As kind of a joke, they wanted to make it someplace this city girl, would never go, on her own. Her friends got together the money and paid for it all, so she could not back out. She was due to start a new job at the end of the month, so they ganged up on her, telling her she had to take some time NOW. Her best friend, steps forward handing Barb an envelope. She looked a little puzzled, as she opened it up. It contain round-trip airfare to Denver, then a chauffeured ride from the airport, about
I Tried This Before
and it got time consuming and tedious. But I'm going to clear out my friends list. I'm tired of not being able to find people. I don't want to add everybody to my family. So I'd like to have a small friends list so I can find people that I like to leave comments for and give random gifts to. If you talk to me on a regular basis and/or you're in my family, have no fear you're not being cleared out. This is just for all the randoms that add me and never talk to me again. Believe it or not, I'm not here for the points. I actually enjoy this site and the friends that I've made. :) So keep an eye out for my list to shrink. Hopefully you won't be lost in the shuffle. LOL :P
just another 8 hour drive tomorrow to my new home in LA. in the mean time i rule.
Add Your Midget In A Comment
Tagged By Peace
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i have a 4 yr old son who is my world 2. i have been in the same job at the same dental surgery for 12 yrs 3. i hate tomatoes 4. i love camping.. the rougher the better 5. i like beer 6. i am addicted to coffee 7. all of my childhood pets had the same name (not at the same time though) lol 8. my eyes change colour depending on my mood (only 2 people in my life have been able to read my moods this way) 9. i love to sing and dance.. but i suck at both (unless i'm drunk :P lol) 10. my name is Jo (for those that didn't already know) ok.. next.. hmmmm.. D~Doggy Daisy Thee Queen Fishinrod Syn haha suckers :P
A Update
ok just a quick lil update to my previous blog (if u didnt read it, check it out)..My "friend" Jennifer?..Yeah shes a cu*t. She owed me money after she moved out and she said she would pay me on payday!... Guess what she did a DAY before she got paid?...LMAO..deleted her fubar account and BLOCKED me on myspace. I hope when she gets to hell satan sticks his horns up her ass! Moral of this story...Dont lend people money who have fucked you over many times before. (yes she fucked me over before but it was over a year ago and im always one to give second chances..) Thats ALL :) -Ash
Your Tits
im not paying SHIT to see em, nope. sry :(
Morph Pic Prices And Details
  Thanks to all my friends that were brave enough to let me practice on my morph learning. Second I have gotten better and with software updates and more new software I can be more precise and different on my work.   1000 FUBUCKS( per picture I use for the morph, if you would like to make you a morph, I am totally aware there are others on fubar that charge a ridiculous amount of fubucks. That's them, I'm different. I will take fubucks, bling, blasts, etc as payment. I will give you some examples: This is a one picture morph... 2,000 fubucks *kinky wild kat* This is a two picture morph... 4,000 fubucks ~SoUtHeRn CuTie~
Since September of 2006 I have been involved in a custody battle with my youngest sons mother. It has been hard & painful at times. Fighting to see him or even trying to get him in my home. As of 3:30 pm today (Aug. 4th 2008), I finally won custody of Aiden ending a 2 year struggle to see him in the home he belongs in. I would like to say THANK YOU to all the people that wished me luck, stuck by me & prayed for me to get Aiden. So thank you with all my heart.
I'm Not Selfish
You all know i'm a comment whore. I love to give comments, and totally get a woody when i get some. But Freak has fallen behind in the contest she has worked so hard to win. She never asks for anything, so i have decided instead of running around leaving comments today, i'm going to help her instead. Wanna help out for a few minutes? She needs 2000 comments in 2 hours. It ends at 12. Because i'm doing that, here's today's comment Hope you had a great weekend, and a better Monday. Being Canadian, i finally won a medal. In the short prgram, for most dumb comments. Yaaa me. Cheers
Pretty In Pink
Pretty In Pink -- The Psychedelic Furs Caroline laughs and It's raining all day She loves to be one of the girls She lives in the place In the side of our loves Where nothing is Ever put straight She turns herself round And she smiles and she says 'This is it' 'That's the end of the joke' And loses herself In her dreaming and sleep And her lovers walk Through in their coats Pretty in pink Isn't she Pretty in pink Isn't she > All of her lovers All talk of her notes And the flowers That they never sent And wasn't she easy And isn't she Pretty in pink The one who insists He was first in the line Is the last to Remember her name He's walking around In this dress That she wore She is gone But the joke's the same Pretty in pink Isn't she Pretty in pink Isn't she Caroline talks to you Softly sometimes She says 'I love you' and 'Too much' She doesn't have anything You want to steal Well Noth
I Could Kill A Man
I've got so much rage inside me right now it's not even funny. It's crazy because I have no idea why. I've been happy lately, with the exception of a few things. Work is a pisser, and thing s just keep getting worse, so I'm thinking that's my main focal point for all this. Typical Monday today, nothing normal, nothing easy. I got pulled in about 3 different directions within about 5 minutes of walking in the door. Long story short, I ended up working 2.5 hours of overtime, and it's not looking good for the rest of the week. I figure I'd try this blog shit out, and see if it makes me feel any better, because frankly weightlifting has been a bust at work, due to some douche bags ruining my focus on that. I've never been one to air my, so called, dirty laundry, but what hell, why not? What harm can it do, eh? Hopefully this wall of text, doesn't scare you off. If so, oh well, fuck it, I'll deal...always have, always will. The big kicker that's eatin' me is the f
Buddy Counting
That is video of my 2 year old son Jackson, counting to 5! YAY! And he used the potty this morning too! Sorry but I'm so proud! My babies are growing up!
Azriel Is Doing It Again!!
This is a screenshot of an email sent by this guy because I wouldn't donate fubucks for his Spotlight or make him a Salute. He wanted me to help him clear his name on fubar. I told him that was on him, it's his problem and I don't get into other peoples problems on here. I also told him I don't try and judge people by what I hear, but he screwed up when he sent me this ya go block this scammer old account †Dj Azriel†@GØds FØrsakën RadiØ@ fubar newest account DJ ÃZ®Ï€£ Member Of The Dark Society Family@ fubar (
I Know How To Save A Life
I attended CPR training and recertification this week. It is very important to me to have the capacity to save a life, if I so deem it worthy, since I only have a limited amount of training, its only playing dog, not playing Dog (damn dyslexia.) Of course a class room setting is not always the best place to have me around. For in a classroom setting, I must control my inner Janus and fight the class clown and the teacher’s pet inside of me. Inevitably both sides seem to win, though sometimes I am afraid other attendees of the class lose. Allow me to give you a small example. Instructor: “What should you do if you find someone in the street who is not breathing?” Me (enthusiastically): “Check to see if they are a Red Sox fan!” Class: (laughs) Or during the demonstration of the Heimlich maneuver: Instructor: “So if the victim is very tall or pregnant you should:” Me: (shouts) “I am one of those things!” Instructor: “Yes, since Pedro is very tall…” Me: (forlorn)
Fucking Men...
Not that women are innocent, because by no means are we even close to innocence, but men, are general assholes. I really don't know what else I can say other than that. I'm very close to just munching carpet..if you catch my drift. Now this could just be because I'm angry right now, but I'm seeing vagina in my future...
Graffiti Is Fun-damental
Many businesses that operate in NYC will have a separate number for city callers. I saw a van today that had it advertised on the side: NYC Call 212-555-3333 Now someone had taken to add I ♥ in front of it so it read I ♥ NYC Call 212-555-3333 No big deal, I see "I ♥ NYC" every five feet or so. The piece de resistance was what someone added to the end: "Girls!" so it now read: I ♥ NYC Call Girls! 212-555-3333
Parent Orientation
I am just completely in awe. Who knew that, by fighting just a little bit...well...okay, A LOT...I'd be as lucky as I am today with my son's schooling? All it took was a $1,700 retainers fee, and voila :) I met with my son's teacher, who initially, I was concerned about. Any changes can really f*ck these kiddos up. But she really knows her shit. They have music therapy twice a week, art therapy twice a week....the same ol', same ol' subjects all other kiddos do, PLUS, they will take them on field trips once a month...bowling, mini-golfing, swimming. They supply hot lunches EVERY DAY for these kids...FREE. They have root beer floats on Fridays, IF THEY EARN IT. Point stores, where they can buy something at the end of the week, again....IF THEY EARN IT. I mean, everyone there is SO CLOSE KNIT. Come to find out....his individual therapist he has there ALSO works at the OT clinic my son goes to privately. It was nice to hear her say: "You truly have the best of both wor
What Flavor Popsicle Are You?
You Are a Chocolate Flavored Popsicle You are hedonistic. For you, summer is all about indulging your five senses. Some people may call you spoiled, but your simply the type of person who knows what they want. You have sophisticated tastes. You like sweet things as much as the next person, but you don't like cheap treats. You're much more drawn to the dramatic in all aspects of life - including dramatic desserts. What Flavor Popsicle Are You?
Are You A Giver?
Your score is: 25 What does your score mean? On the generosity scale, you're a Scrooge - giving is just not your cup of tea. Whether it's intentional or not, you don't seem to have that natural impulse to offer a helping hand or make compromises to please others. You prefer that things revolve around you - your needs, your desires, your whims…not anyone else's. While this attitude likely prevents people from taking advantage of you, it could also be doing serious damage to your relationships. If you don't make the effort to offer time, thoughtful gestures or the occasional spare change, who will be willing to do the same for you? There will certainly come a time in your life - there's no avoiding it - when you'll be the one counting on someone else's generous spirit. If you keep up your present behavior, you might find yourself all alone in your time of need.
Read It If U Want To Know!!!
WANT TO TALK TO ME???READ THIS: DONT WASTE UR TIME TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH ME, U HAVE NO CHANCE!!!! So i think is time to write something more about me... Who am i? I can be Heaven or Hell, depends on how U treat me. I can be the best friend ever, i can be the girl you ever wished for ...or not! I can make someone Hate me with the same intensity he Loves me!!! I hate these words "I LOVE YOU TODAY, I DONT LOVE YOU TOMORROW!" or worse, "I DONT KNOW" and they make me appear insecure coz i keep asking things to clarify my mind. I AM NOT INSECURE!!! On the contrary, i know what i worth and I say this without being the "fubar biatch" type. I have eyes and I can see very well my own reflection in the mirror. I LOVE WITH PASSION, WITH DEDICATION AND WITH A POWER THAT THE MAJORITY OF YOU NEVER EVER EVEN DREAMED EXISTS! Sounds scary?? IT IS! ASK TREAZON, HE DEALS WITH THAT EVERY DAY! This PASSION scares me too but might be my zodiacal sign, my nature, the stars, call it how you want,
A Mess
I have sat around all night staring at the wall. I have talked to a few people, but still in a funk. As i said before, i know MANY people know and luv Whitney more than me, but this actually hit me really hard. I still sit here in a daze. Is anyone else? Why has this effected me so hard? Why can someone i started chatting with a few months ago, someone i have never met leave this emotion on me? I hate that this happened. I hate that someone so nice is taken so early? So i am writing this, something that i hate to do. I hate that you all know i'm hurting. But i want to know why? I went to Whitney's page when i heard, and there i was buying her drinks in her gift box. How stupid do i feel? I was flirting with her just yesterday, (ya i flirt) And she is gone. A few friends of mine were told a few months ago that another friend had died, then a while ago we found her on MYspace. So i told myself i'd never feel like this again. But here i am. Listen, i'm not looking for for hugs, atten
They Are On Auto 11 Right Now
SOME FOLKS I KNOW WHO HAVE AUTO 11'S ON OF COURSE MOST IF NOT ALL ARE TRYING TO LEVEL! TIME FOR JOHNNY TO ORACLE! JOHNNY { R/L B/F 2 {{!Starry!}} }@ fubar GARY - Owner of Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction@ fubar ONE&ONLY SYCHO~!~Rating Revolution~!~/CLUB FAR@ fubar ☼FREYA™☼ Sponsored by R770770 & DAMIAN@ fubar ~Cherrybomb™ ~Founder of CIA~Club FAR/Team Love~S.B.G~@ fubar SPIKE@ fubar KÌMßè®Lÿ**FuAngel**@ fubar Ozzy Missing my baby ( Yes I believe in Angels )@ fubar TЯî©k¥ÐÍçK™ßF ~2~£ïñЧ⥠ówÑEð ßÿ ÅÑgÍE & £ïñЧâ¥@ fubar ORANGEBANANAS™@ fubar DjMcLoviN™- **DJ MANAGER @ FORBIDDEN INC* Fu-Married to ELLIE*@ fubar
Thank You From The Bottom Of My Heart
Thanks Again.
Just a little thank you for those folks who took some time to rate my shit the other day when I had that goofy Auto-11 active. I know some folks have gotten all emo over them, but piss off, we all have asked for rating at one point or another. And please pass this along to those who might not see it, that took some time to help out as well. Now, go away...ya bother me.... ;)
One last good bye to all of you, thanks for always being awesome and being there for me. I will see you all again at some point, and if not then best of luck to all of you.
I want this and/or that, I have have this or that the one who gives me the most gets it these are things that you see everywhere. It's sad that thats all so do is beg and whine they want and want. Go enter a contest or giveaway quit asking any/everyone. I've had my share or things I've gotten everything as gifts from friends and earned it. Never asked for a thing. Now thats all some people do they don't make friends or do anything they just want. Worst of all there are people that just give what is asked for. F/A/R there's no secert I don't and won't do it. I don't need to help out those that are all about points. What each person does is up to them and a good bit of what's seen by others noone cares. These are my thoughts and others agree to them as well.
I fuckin love my job as a night auditor at a hotel, but I'm in a pretty testy mood today. And I know that there will be ppl trying to bitch at me/ keep me company at night. I hate it. I hope I dont stab anyone.
Calling All My Friends
Ok Everyone lets help her out lets get her into first place .... help me into second place please Brought To You By :
I'm Batman........own Me. :)
Here I sit, in my quaint little cardboard coffin box, waiting for someone to come buy me. Come on, you know you want to....I have Foo!
Mor Karbasi
Mor Karbasi's MySpace Page Wow. One of the joys of our local Arts Centre is that at least once every programme you can get yourself tickets to something you've never heard of, and be utterly blown away by it. One of the more enthralling gigs I've been to in a long time, this incredibly beautiful young woman is a charasmatic performer, and backed by a trio of simply phenomenal musicians. A heady blend of Flamenco and Middle Eastern sounds, blended with other influences I'm not expert enough to pick out, this really was a fantastic gig. Amazing night.
Fuckin Furious!
My Jeep is STILL in the fuckin shop! Tomorrow will be 11 days since I dropped it off to get the fuckin brakes fixed. These people are beyond incompetent! They give me one excuse after another. First they ordered the wrong part. That was last Thursday. They told me they got the right part yesterday and that it would be done today. Well, it STILL isn't done. I called 3 times today, the last time 15 minutes before they close and he told me it still wasn't done but it would be done tomorrow. I'm seriously thinking about going and beating the living shit out of the guy. He keeps telling me they are busy and he is doing the best he can to get it done. Wouldn't my Jeep be priority #1 at this point? He even had the nerve to tell me I could come and get it if I want. ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME?
Awww Shit
"David Tennant is to stand down as Doctor Who, after becoming one of the most popular Time Lords in the history of the BBC science fiction show. Tennant stepped into the Tardis in 2005, and will leave the role after four special episodes are broadcast next year." Source : BBC News Booooooooooooooooooo
Bored As Fuck
I'm really TRYING to get into the MuMMs tonight, but so far, they really suck shit. Yeah, I know there's other shit I should be doing, but I don't wanna'... The MuMMs were pretty mellow, then in 1, this dumb bitch just went off on another mummer, UNPROVOKED...I had to laugh, poor bitch never spoke again. Although labels are lame, like it or not, they exist. Going off on a "regular" mummer, is like walkin' into a prison yard, unarmed. LMFAO! Hm. As childish as it may be to get a kick out of it, the comraderie (sp?) the MuMMs/Mummers show each killer. Don't deny it, people, the MuMMs are ADDICTIVE motherfuckers! And whether the "regs" are personal acquaintances or not, they DO tend to band together when shit goes down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just the internet, but sometimes it gets personal. Luckily for me, I divulve VERY LITTLE to VERY FEW, here. The way I figure, if shit goes awry, I'm not supplyin' the fuckin' ammunition, yo. Saw some heavy drama a week or so
translation: happy i haz it. ¢¾ ^^what happens if you keel my mood.
A Quick And Dirty Iq Test
Was far too late for this amount of thought, oh well. Your IQ Is 95 Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
The Down Low.
Here's the story, Of a lovely lady, Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, Like their mother, The youngest one in curls. Here's the story, Of a man named Brady, Who was busy with three boys of his own. They were four.... WTF, what am i doing? This is mucho serious blog. Well the more i think about it, the more i see what Fubar is talking about. When i'm making a picture to use, i see it one sided. It was a Halloween Costume to me. Thats all. Yes, it had a PRETEND kid stuck to the front of it, but i was more making fun of priests. I never once thought of the child porn side of it. And what the kids go through growing up in a church. But as i said, meant as a joke. Maybe a bad one. I am Cubby. I don't sign on here to be serious, or spread my views. I'm here to try and make a few people laugh, and have a good time myself. If anyone takes me seriously, then they really don't know me. But whatever, i will not argue with Fubar about
This will be fun. Think of a movie title and replace one word with "pussy" and see what we all can come up with! This is going to be HILARIOUS.
Godmother Her Plz?!?!
~Kit~@ fubar Kit's 94k away from making godfather/mother (w/e you want to call it). I know it's not HH or anything yet, but when it is can we get her leveled plz? Thankies. ♥ her.
Are You A Good Listener?
You Are a Bad Listener Let's be honest, what you really get out of conversations is listening to yourself talk. But listening to other people? Not so much! And while you may be much more interesting than the people you talk to, it wouldn't hurt to show some interest. People will stop listening to you once they figure out you're not listening to them. Are You a Good Listener?
Kinda Emo.. But.. Hopeful?
Ya know... Sometimes you suddenly realize how much of a different person you are.. or how different you are living your life compared to a year before. A few months ago I lived in a depression that was slowly eating me and in my mind.. if i was cutting an apple and the knife slipped and cut my wrist.. i probably would have let myself bleed out.. Now... i would probably fight to stay alive. This is probably the first time in a few years that I WANT to live... A year ago... I fought to speak to the ONE person that I considered MY friend.. not my husband and I or even just my husband's friend... Now? every week I am with MY friends... I actually HAVE them.. and they don't like me because of my husband.. they like me for me... the one person who I was friends with before these... I love her.. a lot.. she is (was) like a sister to me.. but she..... i don't want to say abandoned, but.. its close..... she decided that rather than doing what I have done for her in the
Ballsacks In Space
Suddenly I realized that all dating sites are just there to feed hungry women with more baggage than TWA. The only difference between them and sickly cats is that you can't always take them home. So I quit them all. K
The Fetishist
Clowns Requiem
Are You Approachable?
You Are Not Approachable You aren't approachable in the least. In fact, you're a little scary. You want people to stay away, and they're definitely getting the message. If you want to be a little more approachable, look at your own body language. Smile and make eye contact more. Being friendlier will also help. People are more likely to approach someone who is being friendly to someone else. Are You Approachable?
Fuk You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im so sick and tired of the games u play.....u dont know how to seperate fiction from reality...u block me everytime a guys buys me something on here or i comment on a mumm..are u fukin serious. how can i be inlove with someone who treats me so bad...i try so hard to get ur attention and u wanna play games and give these pathetic fake whores ur attention rather than to whom u claim that matters. im not your option and will only be priority in someones life..its what i deserve and fuk ur games ...wen u grow up you will see the big picture, and wen u can deal with the fact that u have or had something that is not only appealing to you...then maybe it'll BLOCK THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
"do I Dare / Disturb The Universe?"
In the last two months, one of my best friends moved away, another went off to rehab, and I was hit by an uninsured, unlicensed motorist. To add sadness to injury, I learned that a coworker, someone I dated briefly two years ago, was diagnosed with cancer. When I met him, he was 24, a successful, smart, ambitious man who, at 6'7", towered over me. We were an odd couple, him tall and dark and calm, me tiny and pale and loud. We spent thanksgiving together two years ago, him raking my leaves while I baked us a feast, then joining inside for a cornucopia of drinks, food, and sex. Shortly thereafter, I started seeing someone new, and, through willful neglect, I abandoned the relationship with my coworker. A month ago, I emailed him to let him know I was thinking of him. We exchanged several messages and ultimately planned to meet and spend the day on his boat. And so we did. I drove out to the marina and waited by his dock. He came up to meet me, led me to his boat. I climbed on a
Cough Cough Ouch
So my throat's been annoying me the past few days but today went to a whole new level. Hurts to swallow, cough, sneeze and yawning is murder. On top of that am finding it harder to talk now. Been drinking a lot and even had some ice cream to try and soothe it some but to no avail. All I know is this better go the hell away.
Yea, So...
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Private Photos
I got a message from someone that believes that for some reason I would really like to see his penis. I wouldnt want to do it even it WASN"T attached to a 40 yo slob that probably lives with his mother and masturbates to Manga. There it is: "We should share private photos!"
It's A Mad Dash....
Procrastination gets you NOWHERE. I am now in a mad dash to find the Wall-E U-Command R/C thingy for my son. Ffs, it's one of the few things he's actually ASKED for, and I can't find it ANYWHERE. Had them call stores within an hour in every direction from me. *grumbles* Son of a b*tch.
Messages In The Dark
This morning I received a text message at 5:15. What followed was the end of a relationship that had been over for a while, but that last conversation hadn't happened. I'm glad for her, she made a hard decision in a hard circumstance, it wasn't what she wanted, but it was something that had to be done. It's strange how life can throw us curve balls, and sometimes it isn't fair because we have to do things we do not want simply because we are adults and hard decisions come with the territory. It isn't until I sit down to type this out, as a sort of last catharsis for my heart, that the tears come. Even though it was expected, a part of me mourns the loss of what I knew was going to happen. To her, even though she will never see this, I say goodbye, forever this time.
since being here on fubar, i've come across some definite don'ts and thought i'd share for those of you who can actually read. 1. I'm not into morons..not even a little. If you can't think and type, don't bother...not even if you're cute. There is no man or woman hot enough on this planet that could make me deal with stupidity just to have the chance to look at them (or fuck them...whatever the case may be). 2. You have to say more than hi in the shoutbox or things like hey, sexy, baby, hun, honey or any other adjective you have suddenly turned into my name. If we've never talked, you don't know me well enough. Simple. If you want me to respond, I suggest a little creativity. I have a heart on for sarcasm. Try me. 3. If your profile pic is one you've chosen because you are "super cool" with your beer or your bottle or your cigarette or whatever mind altering substance you've chosen that minute, then I'm probably not going to like you..especially if every other one of your pi
Last Christmas - Wham
For Harley LMAO.... Last Christmas - Wham! Chorus: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it away This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it away This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye Tell me baby do you recognise me? Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me (Happy Christmas!) I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying "I Love You" I meant it Now I know what a fool I've been But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again Chorus (Oooh. Oooh Baby) A crowded room, friends with tired eyes I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice My God I thought you were someone to rely on Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on A face on a lover with a fire in his heart A man undercover but you tore me apart Oooh Oooh Now I've
Top Scammer
So we've all seen lots of people in the top scores offering bux for rates. I hit up a few of them and they pay up once I'm done. Never been a problem. But I hadn't really rated before decides to be a punk. Claims I only rated 200 pics when I rated 2500. So here's some fun little proof below. All before he downrated me and then blocked me. LOL Now it cracks me up cause this fool says ohh I've checked 2 pics in every folder and didn't see your name except in the one. Well you also had a HH which would have gotten you enough people rating to knock me off those lists since I rated BEFORE your HH. So nice try there buddy. And you're trying to tell me not ONCE in the hours before that when I rated you look at your tab even once? BS. So he got pissy when I even gave him screen shots of random pics in each folder showing pics rated. "Oh I can rate one pic and do that too". Um yes but you haven't seen me RATE one pic on your bartab in the past hour when I just t
Should I?
I am thinking about going ahead and activating my last Auto 11s. What do ya think?
imikimi - Customize Your World
Oh The Memories...
some videos i took with my phone: pcb07 pcb07
What Sign Do You Look Like?
You Look Like an Aquarius It's likely that you are very striking. You stand out in a room. You are probably also taller than average, and that also helps you get noticed. You have classical facial features... what some might call a handsome face. You have are attractive in a cool way. You're so attractive, it's intimidating. Like most Aquarius people, you are probably extremely independent... both in your thoughts and actions. You find other people fascinating, and you develop deep, long lasting friendships. What Sign Do You Look Like?
Ocd About Friend Requests?
So I am sitting here trying to decide if I should wake up my poor sleeping British man or Stop tormenting him by not letting him get a full nights sleep (he ASKS me to wake him up usually...but I still feel guilty) and I am looking through all my friend requests...I don't get as many as I used to - I actually just don't normally delete them or go through them often... I realize I have a weird set of criteria for accepting friends - 1) you MUST have a salute - unless I know you from the mumms (cause my ex used to have people stalk me here 2) I really don't pay much attention to blank salutes (unless I know you from the mumms :P) 3) if you have a kid in the picture...forget it 4) if you are overly creepy ... forget it. 5) if your MESSAGE is overly creepy..forget it 6) If it appears that you have made zero effort to read my profile (ie blatently hitting on me) chance 7) forget any of the red names that I know don't give a ___ if I accept or not 8) forget fanyon
A Last Message To All My Family And Friends
Am Rude
95 % People met me online or Real Life especially women told am Rude LOL I feel that am ok if am rude i dont have time to tell lie to girl they are cute or blah blah Am perfassional and i want to make my work my Identity what do you think about it Post Your comments
Am not going to be around much longer today, so am just posting this as a mass Merry Christmas to all my friends and friends friends who may visit it. So, hope you all have a great day and see you probably boxing day.
My mom came home and told me about these Hershey kisses she had at work today. They were mint and had little hard candies in them. While we were out shopping we found them, so we bought a bag. They are candycane kisses. OMG they are so good! You can't eat just one. I already have a bag of the cheesecake kisses, but these are so much better. I have terrible sinus and allergy stuff going on. I absolutely hate being sick. It makes my crabby to people. I have a short fuse and blow up at people. I'm sorry if I was rude to you at all today. I didn't mean to. I got some severe allergy and sinus headache meds tonight and they seem to be helping. I don't want to be sick for New Years. Boo! Thanks so much to everyone who has donated thus far to the Get Amy in the Spotlight Fund! I've still got a longgg way to go. So any more help would be great. Send your friends here, I promise I won't bite...too hard. I was tying to think of ways to raise funds. One thing I thought of was auctioning o
I'm ranked at 670 today?!! Does that go by how many people visit your page or how many bouncers you blow? LOL it doesn't seem like I've had a lot of people come to my page today.
It's A Strange World
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than 'going blind!') *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: Under Guam law
Please Repost My Bulletin
Put your hands up, this is a stick up! Give me all your fubucks and no one gets hurt! Please?! That's right, I want your fubucks pretty please. I really want to be an uber dork and try to get the spotlight. I am going for my birthday, March 31st. That may seem a long way away, but I'll need all the help I can get during the next three months. So hand 'em over folks! I promise I'll be very grateful and come up with some way to thank everyone that helps me. Just click the pic to go to my page to help or the fupal link to send monies directly to me. Thank you in advance! ♥Amy Amykins ♥@ fubar
New Auction... & I'll Be Hosting!
Yup! I'm gonna be hosting my 1st auction soon & since it's a new year & almost my bday I figured if I'm gonna do it, I might as well do it BIG! And by big, I mean BIG! This is gonna be a High Rollers Auction people! Bids will START @ 1 million fubux & there might even be a contest thrown in too just for fun ;) (and a prize 4 the winner of course! lol) I'll be posting a new blog AND bully for this in the next few days with all the info, rules, etc. Comment if you think you might be interested & keep an eye out for the "official" blog & bully! Lets have some fun people & make this a success for EVERYONE! XoXoX Entry Fee will be 50k... don't send anything now, I'll be posting a new blog & bully in a few days w/ all the info & announcing that I'm taking entries but I'll sb/pm everyone who comments to this when I post it too so u don't miss it =)
Just Want To Say
You put the BOOM-BOOM into my ♥ =] The end.
25 Useless Things About Me...
1. I have two friends that I trust completely, no questions asked. 2. I want to go to Rome and Greece 3. I have 14 tattoos, and the one inside my lower lip hurt the least 4. I think walking through cemeteries is one of the most relaxing things to do. 5. I drink about seven cans of Amp/Monster/Full Throttle a day 6. Ive done photo edits for Oxford Mortgage company 7. I want a pet bat 8. Im always someones escape 9. I think everyone should see American History X at least once. 10. I drink scotch, and perfer Blended malts over single malts 11. I want to fly helicopters. Even if its just one time 12. I brush my teeth with hot water 13. I basically live off of pizza rolls. 14. I sleep about 2hrs of broken sleep a night 15. Im never given a second chance by people who expect them from me 16. I have surprisingly low self esteem 17. I was an extra in Spiderman2 18. Ive had drinks with Sam Raimi, George Wendt and George Romero 19. When I get nervous I stratch my legs to the po
What I Hate...about You
Ok, so this really isn't about anyone specific, but just turning a phrase on an old TV show name. As you can guess from the title, top ten hates. Yes, hate is a strong word. So you can infer I feel strongly about these following things. No specific order, seeing as I haven't thought of all of them yet. 1. I can't sleep at night. This one is a mild sort of hate, I really can sleep, it's just getting there that is the trick. When I lay down at night, unless I've had a bit to drink or am extremely tired, I have the worst time falling asleep. When I lay down I think it's my brain's cue to start thinking about everything. I mean everything. From conversations I had that day, to conversations I had a month ago. To what I'm going to wear in the morning, and what I have to do at work, or if I need to pay bills. At one time I think I actually wrote a paper while in bed. I didn't actually type it, but when I got up the next morning I had every single thing figured out for it and just wrote i
Won't Be On Long..
I was walking home from work today and I was just thinking to myself. Nothing really particular, just random stuff...that is until I thought about how if you ask someone what they are thinking about and they say "nothing". Can a person really think about NOTHING? I mean I always have some kind of thought going through my mind. Even when I watch TV, I'm thinking about what's going on on the show, walking some place I think about the stuff I see, when I'm on here I think about my friends. Just always I crazy? lol
Thank You:)
I have seen several bullys and blogs from some very sweet and dear friends today(I know who you are♥ ) I know its not something that will matter in the long run, but I do appreciate it:) This was the Bulletin that Mel did for me, just in case it doesn't get seen, but its so purtyful I have to share it:) This is Jenni! She is an awesome person! **~~*Jenni*~~** .√iolets.'s ToY@ fubar
So I am trying to change my cartilage piercing and it's not workin so well. xD I don't want to fully take out the original ring cuz I am afraid I wont find the hole and have to get it re-pierced. xD /retarded. Anywho; thanks for participating in my rant. Please proceed towards the Exit door and leave all valuables in the bin. :D
Hey There
This guy is one of my best friends on here. Sure he's a pain in the ass. Not very cute. But he's got those 11 thingies. Throw him a few rates mmmk? He's kinda a whore. And is racing Neppi and Misfit. ~Cubby~@ fubar Thanks. tell him Cubby sent you.
It's Power Metal Week!
Ok metalheads this week it's Edguy's Hellfire Club going up against Gamma Ray's Majestic. Voting begins tonight and ends Sunday February 1st at 8 p.m. eastern. Don't forget to place your votes!!
Ever Wonder Why?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
The Approval Of Strangers
Okay, my hygienist isn't a stranger, but, it's funny just how bouyant I was walking into work this morning with her praise for my improved dental regime still ringing in my ears. Everybody likes to hear someone say "well done", I guess. One other interesting point about my visit to the dentist this morning - the nurse assisting the dentist with my check up had the wrong hands. A charming young girl in her twenties, slim and, I have to say, beautiful, with an air of the young Kat Slater. With the fattest stubbiest li'l hands you ever saw. It was the weirdest thing.
Winners Of The 2 Auto 11's 2-1-09
Thank you to everyone! For all the Fu loved Shown.  We are trying desperately to return the R & F's   Both Happy Hours Went well.  Angel Made it Godfather!  Woot, She is happy.  The winner of The Auto 11 Bling during Angel Happy hour Was !!~CherryLuvr ~!! * No Salute? No Add!!!!*@ fubar Stop by show her some love! ‡AnGeL FrOm HelL‡ READ ABOUT ME B4 Requesting!!@ fubar   The winner of the Auto 11 Bling from my HH went to: Willie
The Rating System, And Other Fu-bitches.
I SWEAR to GAWD if I see one more bulletin posted protesting the new rating system, Imma gonna SCREAM!!! What you people don't get is that the site was NEVER intended to be a video game. Which is how all you people are treating it. This is a SOCIAL NETWORKING site. I'm not sure what YOUR definition of "social" is, but by MY definition, that means it's about the people. NOT points, or levels. Also, the Auto 11 blings. They were also NEVER intended for fast rates. It was a protection from downraters. You remember them? They were the ones you were constantly posting asinine bulletins about. Soooo BabyJ and Scrapper gave us the Auto 11 to protect you from that. NOT so you could flood the servers with as many rates you can get in within a fraction of a second. So all you people that are going to protest the new rating system, I say GET OVER IT!!! It ISN'T going to change. Things will NEVER be the way they were. Fubar is evolving. You need to evolve right along with i
Wednesday Night Double Bill At Kins' House
So as well as shaving my beard last night, I also watched both these movies. They are fricking excellent, so if you haven't seen them, you should. In this one, a girl thinks she's a cyborg and so gets locked up in a mental institution and starts to slowly starves herself to death. And it's absolutely delightful. And in this one, the kid from 'Third Rock From The Sun' solves a mystery about a dead girl like he is some kind of film noir detective, only he is at high school. It, too, is brilliant.
95 Fubar Members Who Have Me In Their Family List
Holy crap. I don't even know who some of these people are.
Fucking Idiot
so a guy tells one of my friends to go get fucked by her daddy, which is so crossing the line. after i report him he sends me this, why do these idiots follow me??
Auction For 25 Credit Bling Pack
Into The Orifice, He Goes
->TurTLe-Pea...: As a padawan, one learns, never to joke about polishing another mans sword TurTLe-Pea...: no,got the wrong mofo here.Kindly move along to another dick to suck Yoda TurTLe-Pea...: ur joking right??? ->TurTLe-Pea...: A LIghtsaber i have, polishing, it needs TurTLe-Pea...: wtf? ->TurTLe-Pea...: i dont mean to sound queer or anything, but could i suck yor dick? TurTLe-Peace Love Respect Always..! "TDRF"Bryte Lytz Big Citi"Come Join Us!@ fubar
Today is a sad day.. I found out my father.. my hero.. Tom Leykis, is going off the air.. WTF.. Tom is a victim of the economy? that can't be.. Who the hell am I suppose to turn to for guidance now? My read dad? HA! The Male population just got weaker folks... We are in deep shit now.. I'll miss you Tom, take me out Kobe style...
Stole This From Sherry
nice...... You Are FAIL You love the internet, but it sometimes gets on your nerves. How can so much of humanity be so stupid? Wait, you don't even want to know. While there are some good aspects to being online, you can't help but notice there's so much fail. You liked the internet so much more in the good old days... before all the idiots found out about it! What Internet Slang Are You?
Sex Survey
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? donkeys What is something you have always wanted to try? have sex with a mouse What is something you have never done in bed before? taken a dump What time of day do you like to have sex? preferably after lunch What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? a peehole How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? about 1min; then I have to catch those hands and punish them for wandering away If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Hopefully its my grandma, that gives me a hard on. Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant table? How do you think I get my salad dressing? Where would you have sex in public? a short school bus Would you ever have sex while at work? yes, with myself Would you have sex in the dressing room of a department store? duh, theres plenty of clothes to wipe yourself with afterwards. Would you
Witchie likes postin music blogs so I decided to take it upon myself to up the ante I see your Sex&Candy n raise ya a Fuckin Craig Christ biosh!!! might be m0 older but its m0 gooder
i should have deleted all but 5 people people bitch about what others do, then turn around and do the same shit and ps, if you win an "efight" your still a loser in real life the end
Omg!! So Happy!!
So the county's public schools are closed tomorrow which means no lab at the elementary school. Then my professor writes and says class is cancelled altogether!! Since I work at a public high school in the afternoon, I have no work tomorrow afternoon. Which means I have THE ENTIRE DAY OFF tomorrow!!! *does the happy dance* Yes, be jealous, VERY jealous! Although, I have plenty of homework I'll be doing tomorrow.
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Damaged Goods
Since I ran into that fence last week my chest has been increasingly painful at the point of impact. Coming to the point now where it hurts when I cough, sneeze, yawn, laugh, stretch my left arm and I can no longer lie on my front or left side to sleep. Thinking I may have cracked a rib or something. Oh well
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Let Me Know Who You Really Are...
Ok folks i got something i learned today how to really find out someones persons personality without asking personal questions..take this test called the cube for me.. and find out what really are like in person.. Invision yourself in a white room and you find a cube in this room 1. What size is this cube what does it look like? 2 you find a ladder in this room aswell what size is this ladder.. 3. You find flowers in this room where are your flowers placed and what kind of flowers are they.. 4.You find a Horse in this room how does this make you feel? 5. Its rainning outside of your white room what kind of rain are you hearing..ex.. storming tornado misty blah blah you know what i mean.. answer these questions in my comment box and ill tell you what it all means and what kinda person you really are..
Bounce On This!!!
Chapter 2
Tamer... My Master's touch... Dinner was lovely, as usual, and the kids cleaned the table, stacked the dirty dishes in the dishwasher and put all the pots in the sink then off they all go again to have their last few hours of play before they go to bed. Finishing my glass of whiskey and coke, i kissed my Master and thanked Him for a lovely dinner. W/we went outside for a smoke and a little cuddle then it was back to the kitchen for me to finish last of the pots and tidy the kitchen.. I am almost done when Master Tamer comes in and walks towards me while i'm washing the last of the pots. He kisses me on the back on my neck and whispers in my ear not to move. A few seconds later He runs His hands up along my thighs, one in each of His hands, till He reaches my short dress then my ass. He moans as He notices that i am not wearing any underwear, the way He likes it.. Easy access He says. (hehe!) Lifting my dress up around my waste i started to blush.. He kindly remind me
Help Me
i need someone to do me a favor i need a .gif of a note a kid would pass in school the do you like me with the yes and no boxes anybody know where i can find one or can you make me one
Within Temptation - The Cross - Acoustic Version
This is quite possibly one of the best live songs I have ever heard. The opening note and the end of the second and third choruses are just stupidly good. Anyways, enjoy. Nothing's ever changed, you still turn away You've washed your hands, you've made that all too clear You just keep on living this lie You refuse to see, you're denying me the cross I bear but you don't seem to care Even Judas knew he had lied I keep wondering why I'm still calling your name through my tears Why have you waited to embrace me my dear? Cold is your silence, denying what is real I'm still wondering why I'm still calling your name my dear I'm sorry if you can't stand the naked truth All you see is how you want it to be So you keep on living your life Release me from this cross after all these years Oh call my name and help me with this weight Even though it comes far too late I keep wondering why I'm still calling your name through my tears Why have you w
Hi my friends I am saying Goodbye..... Fubar is not the same friendly, fun place for me that it was when it was Lost Cherry and even Cherry Tap. It seems to me that it has gone 'money oriented' I have been keeping an eye on my profile when i have been coming back and forth and i am finding that it is always the same small group of people who are visiting me. It seems others don't care - if i'm not all over their page then they aren't going to bother coming onto mine.There is also soooo much drama going on - life is hard enough without all this! I can't be doing with this mentality anymore, so i have decided that it is time for me to leave and this time i won't be coming back. I have made some wonderful friends and have other ways to keep in touch with them. But if you would like to keep in touch with me, send me a PM with your contact details - msn and/or email. You will also find me at I have been told that i can't delete my account as my level is 25
Dead Pc
my pc died yesterday. i still dunno whats wrong and how much it will cost me to fix it or if i can afford it at this moment. i'm using a diff pc right now but idk for how long and it will be mostly for my classes, so i probably won't be around too much. don't get mad at me for not helping or replying. peace&love! xoxo
Buy Stuff
From where I work, you know you want to.
Second Opinion
The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see.. .size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's
Cover Songs!!
I want to know your fave cover song!! Theme for one of my next shows in Dirty Deeds Radio!! Can be any song!! Any genre!! Leave a comment with the name of the song and who covers it! If you know who sings the original put that in there too!! Still confuzzled? Here are some examples: Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson Wanted Dead or Alive - Chris Doughtry Sweet Dreams - La Bouche Leave a comment or fumail me!!!
Let Me Be Myself
I guess I just got lost Bein' someone else I tried to kill the pain Nothin' ever helped I left myself behind Somewhere along the way Hopin to come back around To find myself someday Lately I'm so tired of waiting for you To say that it's ok, but tell me Please, would you one time Just let me be myself So I can shine with my own light Let me be myself Would you let me be myself I'll never find my heart Behind someone else I'll never see the light of day Living in this cell It's time to make my way Into the world I knew Take back all of these times That I gave in to you Lately I'm so tired of waiting for you To say that it's ok, but tell me Please, would you one time Let me be myself So I can shine with my own light And let me be myself For a while, if you don't mind Let me be myself So I can shine with my own light Let me be myself That's all I've ever wanted from this world Is to let me be me Please would you one time Let me be myself So I
Boredom So I Answered It
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Shay [2] You were in the car with? the kids [3] Went to the mall with? Jarod [4] Person you talked on the phone with? John [5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar? Um...Kitty I guess T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? True Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? True Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? TRUE Q: Have shaved your head? False Q: Played a prank on someone? very true Q: Had/have a gym membership? True Q: Shot a gun? true Q: Donated Blood? true WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? they kinda go together [2] Be serious or be funny? depends but I a
Why Irc Is Amusing
Yes, it's that time of... the... uh... whatever again. That seemed like such a strong opening line at "Yes", but weakened significantly by "of", I feel. A shame. Anyway, it's time I pasted a conversation from the weird and wonderful world of IRC. Names are not retained, primarily because the other participant might use fubar and bitchslap me into next year. Since I go to 7 IRC networks, I will also not specifically name the network this took place on. On connecting this morning, I get the following message... Her: Are you busy? ...which is an odd opener. Naturally, I respond with... Me: No, that's why I'm on IRC. At this point I have a vague hope that this may develop into a conversation of interest. Boy, was I wrong. Her: I'm a bad girl. I need a man to punish me. ...HELLO? SAY WHAT? Me: GO TO YOUR ROOM! - How was that? Her (apparently oblivious): I like literate men. I want to do very naughty things with one. And then he can punish me. ... M
Salutes And Other Nonsense
im like 5 million to disciple and im thinking i want the spotlight before i get there, cause then i cant have it anymore, so im not picking a special day, because well i dont have one to pick, soooooooooo it would be super spiffy if you would donate to it plzzzzzzz!!!! and im making salutes tonight, cause footie will beat me if i dont, who wants one and what do you want (within reason)
Ok, I need a get rich quick scheme. Anyone got any ideas?
Thank You
Today was a good day. Went to the park with the "kids", sun shining not too cold. Most of you know my baby has been sick for the last two months. They're the closest thing I have to family. A Lot of you have understood this and expressed your concerns and condolences.They're not just a couple of animals to me. She's really turned around the last 4 days. People at the park were coming up to me and commenting on how much she has improved. How she's gaining weight and running around. I felt humbled at the impact she had on relative strangers. She is a very loving animal. I want to say THANK YOU to all of you who were constantly giving me advice and encouragement. You recognized a hurting heart and you comforted a stranger. I can't say thank you enough. Thank you. And a special thanx to Reeka for turning me blue and unleashing me. Not sure if that's a good thing for everyone else.
Lover Boy
ughh, a convo with an annoyance that I had to bear last night while working my night audit at the front desk: immature idiot: "sup" me: (ignoring him and typing on yahoo mssngr) "nada" ii: "so what you up to?" me: "working, and talking to friends" (he does not get the hint, and keeps leaning over the front desk.) ii: "are you OK? You were so friendly last night" me: "yeah, just doin my job." ii: "haha, thats funny!" (not really, I just basically told you to fuck off in different words) ii: "so how long do you think you gonna talk to your friends?" me: "about 7 more hours" ii: "wow, thats, like, til you have to leave. I am not even gonna have time to talk to you" (that was kinda the point) me: "aww, too bad. You look tired, I think you should go to sleep" ii: "yeah, I think you are right. Sorry can't keep you company right now, I'm so tired" me: "I am very upset. Good night"
Blah And Such
Am bored, so just typing. Getting a PS3 next week . Gonna be paying 'bout £40 a month for it, more expensive, but didn't want to spend one lump sum on it. Clearing out all my PS2 games to get some PS3 ones, took in 26 games yesterday to an exchange shop and got £26 for them all, but need to offload some more. Played some football today, now won't be able to walk for the next two days. Took a kick to the calf, leg has pretty much seized up. One more week of work, then two weeks off *celebrates*. And apparently Michelle Obama might be there Thursday, though no one knows for sure. And that pretty much sums everything up, for now at least.
Conficker Live Blogging
By now, most of you have heard about the computer virus / worm known as "Conficker". The worm was scheduled to launch today, April 1, and wreak havoc amongst the world's interwebs. Death, grief, sorrow, and troupes of circus freaks are expected to be unleashed in a pageant of macabre armageddon. Being that this is such a monumental event, I have sequestered myself into a fully provisioned bunker ( to avoid the upcoming food riots ) and will be live blogging all day with the impact of the Conficker Worm. The bunker is small, but there is room for a threesome should we need to procreate ( to save the human race ) or to just rub olive oil all over ourselves and slide across the marble floors. 0715 am PDT – Woke up late. Conficker must have hit the snooze button a bunch of times. 0730 am PDT – Water pressure in shower was low. I wonder if the water department has been hit and the pumps are runny dry? 0745 am PDT – My toast is burnt. Checking the microprocessor in the toas
So Close To Godfather!
I am only a little over 400k to godfather. PLEASE help me out ♥ 
So, I'm having an agrument on yahoo about chili...the food, not the resturaunt. Do you use beans or not? True chili doesn't have beans. And since Texas is the home of chili, I win.
Ugh Anger.
/start rant Ok so in my Media for Children class, we have a presentation [or two] each session where we present a book from a specific genre.  On top of this my teacher assigned group presentation of the same genre studies we already covered in the class. [anyone else find that completely pointless?] So, part of the assignment was to write a one page reflection of how you felt about the assignment, what you gained, etc.  Well, I decided to pull the honesty card and wrote exactly how I felt. Basically, I said I didn't understand why we needed to do presentation over genres we already covered and could clearly understand when we could be using that time to work on numerous other assignments for the class. I also said how doing the group presentation I did not learn anything more than I already knew. So, when the teacher was handing back our evaluations of the presentation she handed me mine and said she needed to talk to me after class.  I look at my score and she only gave me 5/15 po
Help A Freak! Lol
I need you to rate this pic for me and leave a comment that you rated it.  I'm in a contest where rates AND comments count.  So please do both!   Thanks! See the comments for the pic link because this new blog system sucks so any link I post in here just links you back to my blog ugh!      
Leveling Blog #438
sweet and  sassy@ fubar 225,000 to Disciple:)Lets help one of our family members level-Sweet and Sassy!!
Saying Goodbye
My sisters, aunt and I drove back to Texas this weekend to do one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. My mother is in a nursing home there with advanced Demetia. Her hospice nurse called us with information in March about her status. It was not good. She is dying. We went to tell her good bye. They don't expect her to last much longer. She is a ghost of the woman she use to be.  It was one of the hardest things I had to do. I'm a complete mess. She was diagnosised with this years ago and is in the final stages. There are so many things she has missed and I couldn't share with her. My son barely knows who she is. She has never met my sisters kids. I miss her with everything in me right now. I don't write this for sympathy. I just wanted my friends here to know why I haven't been around. It's been a tough year already for me and mine. I will never know if my mother would be proud of the woman I am today. But I hope she would be.   Love to all,   Heather Lynn
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Thank You
...for all teh lovely Birthday greetings and Welcome Backs and all that.  You guys are a fucking joy, and I mean that sincerely.   xxxx
Gay Marriage - Aka Karma's Bitch Ranch
I see that New York is looking at a bill to legalize same sex marriage.   They actually passed the opposite here in Virginia 2 years ago, defining marriage as between a man and a woman.   I'm all for gay marriage, let everyone have the same chance as misery and loosing half their shit.   But I am sooo screwed if they legalize gay marriage in Virginia - do you have any idea how many bitches I've promised to marry?
Vets Now Called Terrorists
This was a repost of a blog a friend of a friend posted. I just wanted everybody to see what the government REALLY thinks of us..........    The Department of Homeland security has black listed Vets. as possible domestic terrorist. They have informed law enforcement to be on the look out for vets as possible terrorist. So now I have to worry about driving around with my Vet plates I am a target. This morning I wrote a post about a Homeland Security paper that warned about “right wing extremists” and the threat that they may pose to the government.   This paper basically lumped in people who are either pro second amendment, anti abortion, anti illegal immigration, or pro smaller government (or more than one or all of the above)  with white supremacists and domestic terrorists. As maddening as I found that paper there was one aspect to the paper that I missed this morning and to me it is much more egregious.  This is what the Department of Homeland Security thinks about our m
Sheer Fustration
warning I am probably gonna be out of sorts for the next few days. The rescue I volunteer for is full we can not possibly take anymore dogs in until some of the ones we have get adopted and the ones we have in boarding can go to foster care. There is a momma rottie with mixed pups in a high kill shelter in NC. There is also a 5 year old male in Va that has been so neglected he can not stand on his own. I have posted and cross posted to every rescue site I am on and who knows how many emails I have sent. Now, I have to hope that one of the rescues will respond asap or I am gonna lose these babies. If that happens... UPDATED 5/11/09 Unfortunately we were not able to save the pups and had serious doubts over whether momma would make it or not. This email just came through and it is about "momma". Hi again, After reading your email we brought her home. Needless to say I was very happy to have you remember my request for a dog that fit us.Yes she is not in the best of health but
Im A Flirt
Ok It's Tru I Dn't Deny It,So Keepin It Real Like I Do Imma Break Sum Shit Down.It's On My Profile If You Wanna Know Just Ask.So Heres Da Deal I've Been Wit My Girl Off And On Since 93.Like Most Couples We Have Our Prblms,We Have Our Up's And Down.Now I Luv My Gurl No Doubt Bout That,But Like Da Old Sayin Goes Wat 1 Woman Won't Do Da Next 1 Will.So I'm Not Just Flirtin I'm Lookin 4 Dat Next Woman 2 Be My WOMAN.There Does Come A Tyme When You Must Sho Ur Man Luv Or He Will Find Sumbody Who Will.Bottom Line My Gurl  Withold's Da Luv.You Know ( Da Booti,Da Ass,Da Pussy) Wat Eva You Chose To Call It It Still Da Same I Ain't Gettin None At Home.And Lady's You Say A Good Man Is Hard Find.(And You Think All Da Good Men Are Etha Taken Or Gay).Well Half Of Dat May Be Tru  But I'm A Good Man And Yes I May Be Taken But I'm Far From Happy.So Just Cause Dat Good Man Is Taken Dn't Alwyz Mean He Happy Give A Brotha A Chance You Never Know Dat Man U Turn Ur Back On May Be Da 1 Ur Lookin 4.
I was talkin to my mom the other night, and we got to talkin about genes, since that was her job field.   Is it wrong to be mad at someone for passing on all the bad genes?  Out of all the awesome qualities that both my parents and grandparents have, I got stuck with shit.  My mom has a PhD but is short and has bad sinuses. Guess which trait I've inherited? Dad has a PhD, bad temper, migraines. Which ones did I get? Grandma had a PhD, huge boobs, and wonderful personality. But she had a poor self control. Again, wtf did I get stuck with? Granpa has a PhD, but can't do anything for himself for shit. Yay, lets guess. So out of all the smart ppl in my fam, I have inherited all their negative qualities it seems. Its like they had some bad sex, and went : "shit, yeah, the condom broke". I am startin to get bitter about it.
DENVER -- A pregnant woman who was fleeing a bear when she was struck by a slow-moving car said she would honor the euthanized animal by giving her baby the middle name "Bear." Ashley Swendsen, 26, said she thought the bear followed her more out of curiosity than malice because it kept a distance of about 10 feet Thursday morning on a hiking trail in northwestern Colorado Springs. As she ran, she thought, "If it was going to hurt me, it already would have." Swendsen managed to scramble up an embankment and was crossing the street when she was hit by a slow-moving car...." My 2 cents: Well, I HATE that bear for being so fuckin slow, and that car as well. So the bitch will go on reproducing, having named her cunt runt Bear. I've got a novel idea-maybe I could name my first born Hitler. FFS...   Stockholm syndrome towards a bear? Thats new... (thanx Mike Hunt)
Who Wants To Be Bombed?
 Ok I am FINALLY going to do it.... im going to run my Cherry Bomb tonight during the 8pm Fu-time Happy Hour.  Please leave me a comment if u want to be bombed!!!!! TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY!!!!!  TY to everyone that has helped me get this far i really really appreciate it. HUGZZ AND MUAHHZZZ!!!!  
Destruction Beautified
"Theres just something about destroying something so beautiful..." This is what he said to me. I have always known he was different, odd, and unlike anybody I have ever known, ever experienced. Yes, he was definitely an "experience". This statement, repeats over and over in my head when I think about him. "There's Just Something About Destroying Something So Beautiful.."  He takes pleasure, sexual pleasure, in destroying beauty. Yet, sex does not give him pleasure. I have never really understood why. My mind doesnt work that way. But I allowed him to destroy me because he says I am beautiful. He says he isn't going to let me go. This excites me and scares me at the same time. Just thinking about it, typing this, my first blog, makes my heart race. I am freightened, I tell him to forget about me.   
Sitting here, watching the scroll bar tick by...I've seen at least 3 horribly ugly bras used in pictures. White, 10 year old Playtex bras are the anti-sexy. I'm wondering if I could get Neil Patrick Harris to do a public service announcement to all of the net world to let them know. 
*best Looking Male On Fubar Contest=enter Now!
Im offering a little mini contest for my male friends.Im asking for a 5k in fubux entry fee.If your nice and dont have the fubux I will wave the entry fee for you.This contest will run from May 23-27.So you only have 4 days.I want it to be short and sweet.I will give the winner 500k in fubux and some specially taken private photographs.They will be sexy but in good taste.If you want to enter comment the blog, send the entry fee and link me to your pic you would like to enter and get all your friends to rate and comment your pic! Hurry up we alreadly have 1 entry!
Long Day
*relaxing sigh* long day, lots of tears; happy, sad and angry.... a ton accomplished *grinz* #1=Burial arrangements complete.  Mom will be under the care of the funeral home on Monday (they will be picking her up) Tuesday the services will be preformed and Wednesday we will be picking her up. Fast huh? #2=Picked up moms pets from the animal shelter, they are happier but are still grieving, poor babies! :( #3=Cleaned up moms apartment some.  Boogie and my bro and I took out some trash and the items we KNOW we wanted.  lots of smiles and tears....but worth every moment. I will be helping my bro out as much as possible this weekend and next week.  LOL! my mom was a total pack rat...and ya, lots of cleaning to be done. So, text me if you got it & I may take my laptop and pop in during breaks. *misses some of you* ♥ PosTaL  
Morrissey - I Don't Mind If You Forget Me
No videos anywhere so the lyrics will have to do. I dont mindI dont mind if you forget meHaving learned my lessonI never left an impression on anyoneSo now you send me your hardened regardsWhen once youd send me loveSincerely I must tell youYour mild best wishesThey make me suspiciousI dont mindI dont mind if you forget meHaving learned my lessonI never left an impression on anyoneThe pressure to change, to move onWas strangeAnd very strongSo this is why I tell youI really do understandBye byeI dont mind if you forget meNo no no no no no noYou can only be strong for so longIt may not eat you but it will beat youSo this is why I tell youI really dont understandThis timeRejection is one thingBut rejection from a foolIs cruelRejection is one thingBut rejection from a foolIs cruelAnd I dont mind if you forget meI dont mind if you forget me
Alex: hello, is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i am looking for an online submissive... take a look at my profile and blog, i am sure you will like what you see there. exspecially my bdsm related pictures. feel free to contact me when you are curious about it. my yahoo: misterak20 msn:     he used to be blocked :(
Something Corporate
I have a lunch meet and greet with the new CIO today.  It's something he is doing to get to know the technology leaders.  I really tend to hate these corporate events, be it team building, socials, or get to know you type deals.  Call me cynical, but I am here because I am paid to be, not because I just really like all the people, and it's a great place to hang out.  The people I work with do have some influence on where I work, if I don't like any of them, I may think about leaving, but for the most part to get on my good list, you just have to leave me alone and let me do my job.  It's not that I don't have a good set of skills in my social toolbox, I can shoot the shit with the best of them, it's just that I believe that the happenstances of fate that made us work for the same company is not necessarily the basis for lifelong friendship, well except for Hank Mardukis who I worked with at IBM. Anyone, inevitably at one of these things you are supposed to get up and say a couple thin
Tales... From Irc
Yes, time for another copypasta event. From IRC. Random channel chatter. Then. Comes this gem. anyone need or want a drink?* muslimslut looks to jy sir.... what drink you have sir anything from beer to the hard stuff something non alcoholic coca-cola? yes sir get me with spikes of men cum if you can sir   .........................................................   His response: i have it staight from the tap....;)
The State
Many years ago there was this channel called MTV and they showed videos.  For some reason they decided to get into showing regular shows as well.  One of these shows was "The State" which was a sketch comedy show that was actually pretty good.  Most of the people from it you still see around today on various shows.  Most of the cast is on Reno 911 for example.  I have been saying for years that they needed to release this show on DVD and I suppose someone finally heard me as the box set comes out July 14th.   I'll be doing the pre-order, but until then, a little something to tide you over: Last Supper, Watch the Monkeys Do it!, Barry & Levon - $240 worth of pudding"
It's That Time Again... Schleproks Monthly Vip Giveaway....
Well, this past month has flown by...  hasn't it?  Well, it's THAT time of month again...  Schleproks Monthly VIP giveaway Requirements: 1) Impress me!  (do not ask me what... this will automatically disqualify you) 2) Must not be a current VIP holder. 3) Must be in my friend and fan list.  (new friends and fans are welcomed) 4) Must have a valid, approved Fubar Salute. 5) Must post a comment in this blog... In the name of fairness, last months winner is not eligible this month... (nothing personal Rayven...)  Cheers...  and good luck... Schleprok
So I kind of could have made a MuMM, but yeah. I don't want to. Here's the thing, my friend wants me to come visit her for a week in Missouri. I'd be paying for the one way ticket there, and she'd be paying  for my ticket back. I haven't seen her in YEARS, and I'm wondering if it would be worth it. =/   Yeah, I know..I sound so damn cheap. The tickets are about 162 each. Ugh, I don't know what to!!!!
Ok Here Goes...
Want to ask me anything? Too fucking bad pervert. Muahaha.
I can't believe I finally got the spotlight!!   Thanks to everyone who helped!   —‡Μ∃Γ‡—@ fubar   violets@ fubar   @ fubar   ◄: vixen260 :►@ fubar   ώε†Çå†@ fubar   Bob@ fubar   misfit@ fubar   ☮LarryB☮@ fubar These were my major contributors, but I appreciate all the donations I recieved, and hugs and kisses to you all! I know and yo
Transformers : Revenge Of The Fallen
*** MASSIVE SPOILERS*** A film of two halves, this one.  There's the half the filmmakers cared passionately about, like special effects, big robots doing a fight, and schmasturbating over Megan Fox.  Thene there's the half they obviously weren't interested in.  Bits like... the plot.  And pacing.  And decent editing.  For me, it raised a bunch of questions.       ****Seriously, MASSIVE SPOILERS****         1. Like, you know how the military kept the last sliver of that cube thing from teh first movie deep undergound, under armed gaurd and in a containment facility to stop the Decepticons finding it? How come no-one, including Sam, realised that another sliver of it had got caught up "in his coat"? 2. Like, you know how the Decepticons used the sliver they fought to get out of teh bunker to bring Megatron back from the dead? Why did Sam and The Girl lock his sliver away in a safe and then never mention it again, even when Optimus Prime died and they were looking for a way to
What Did I Do To Deserve This?
This woman rated me a "1" and then sent me a message which follows   What did I ever do to her?   Folder: INBOX SENT     from: OhSoSexy United States subject: BITCH   received: 06/24/2009 02:11 pm replied: no    block this member    Flag as spam   You are sooooooooooooooo old! Take your old dirty ass offline you old dirty skank!!!!!!!!   What should I do?
The Baby Dolls Etiquette...
~~THE Baby Dolls Etiquette~~   1. All "THE Baby Dolls" members/prospects MUST have a verified salute. 2. All " THE Baby Doll Members" must be female. Once we get the group established we will be adding males to the group. Read "THE Baby Dolls Etiquette" and if you agree to the terms, comment in the comment box with "Agree" you will be placed in the voting folder. 3. Mark aka Slut OR "THE Baby Dolls" homepage must be added to your Family or Friends top 7 list. 4. All " THE Baby Doll Members" will be assigned a team leader who we recommend be placed in your top friends for communication purposes, however, this is not a requirement. 5. You must add "Potential Baby Dolls" to your name while awaiting results of the weekly voting. Voting will occur Friday - Sunday. If you are voted in,your name should be changed to "  THE Baby Doll Members". You may not be part of any other "All Girl" group. (You will be notified via email if your membership has been approved or not.) 6. All "THE Ba
Wow..just Wow
So I seen a friend change their status about Michael Jackson, thought it was a joke. It's not.   I can't believe it. That's just crazy. Not that I was a huge fan of his, but it's still sad.
two of my cousins were involved in a shooting. both were shot by policemen who claim that they felt threaten by my cousins. at a baseball game...really? carlos is a marine who just got home from iraq who took his girlfriend along and jose was with his kids.. ugh. i hate this. they're both in critical condition. i hope they get better. i'd ask you if you can pray for them but i don't believe in pray. thanks for reading this though.   (h)
Auto Or Bomb Auction!
Auction closes Wednesday July 1st at 6PM, Central Standard Time or 4PM FuTime. Highest bidder will receive Auto or Bomb, your choice! Place your bids :-)
First things first, wearing all black for about 6 hours in 38 celcius is not fun. Now, I may have only been to one funeral that I remember, but they don't half do things differently over there. For a start half of the people who turned up didn't even bother wearing black, some women were wearing flip flops and bright nail varnish, others low cut tops and short skirts. Not exactly funeral attire... The ceremony was something new, 20 minutes of some greek jabbering by three priests after which everyone in attendance lined up and gave their condolances to my mum and her side of the family and her brother and his side of the family. As for the burial, that was something most people though was done badly. Firstly, the lowered the coffin in to the grave via two blokes, two ropes and much bashing against the sides and tombstone. Secondly, they proceeded to fill the grave in there and then, covering half of the mourners in soil dust, as well as stepping on the all the surrounding graves du
4 Years.....
  Each time they say your nameA tear forms in my eyeHow can I be happyIf all I seem to do is cry You wern't supposed to leave usIt has to be a dreamI cant accept your absenceAnd take goodbye for what it meansYou left me lost and brokenI still can't find my wayThe years have passed real slowlyBut it's harder every dayI thought you would be here foreverEvery time I love someoneIt seems they get taken awayNone of this should have happenedYour place is next to mineEveryone says its supposed to get betterBut it seems the hurt won't ease in timeI will never forget youThough we are far apartI miss you so much MarkAnd i'll always love you with all my heart   RIP Mark...Gone To Soon But U Will Forever Live In Our Hearts! Lovin U Always, Michelle & Ur Daughta Jamy'lah
1. I kind of lied. This isn't my last one..but only because of my number 2. 2. See Van, I told you I was mean. Even if it's just a little.   54% Mean Your half mean half nice!
What's New Pussy Cat
Woah woah woah!   So I got a new kitten today.  All black female, sorta chocolatey.  Less than two minutes in my car and she jumps free of my grip and books it straight up under my dashboard.  Long story short she was in there for 5 hours before coming out. I am so glad she is safe and she is never going in my car again unless locked in a cage XD   But I need to name her still.  I have found a few names from a baby book that I like but I am still looking for suggestions.  
Paintings For The Fallen
I have seem to have lost my path on what is important to me,but I have found a place of focus and this is what I want to do. A project called a A Painting For The Fallen. I want to get the word out to anyone with Who has lost or knows of a fallen troop to contact me so I am able to I do a painting for them.,in between the painting's I am working on.   I will get with my Web Master as soon as I am able, so I can set up a picture to be sent and all the info required. I want to give back at least a little part to those who gave all. I will donate all the supplies and my time, it is just the shipping cost is what I will need. I am literally a starving Artist here. Thank you and pass the word Brandon.
Sign Up
I just got home from work, log on to here to see if I got any new messages...which I didn't. Anway, I scroll down to see new bulletins. Why the hell is my bar tab down on the bottom? Did they change the "power" setting?   Yes I'm sure this has been blogged/MuMMed about already, but I'm lazy.
Long Hard Road
I've been all around this crazy town trying to find what I could call mine So I had to go On that long hard road.   Searching for a wife I am looking for a home trying to find a place I can call my own and here I go On that long hard road   I started over there I ended up here spent many a nights drinking all kinds of beers Don't you know? I'm on that long hard road   If I told you once I told you twice living on the road you get twice the vice When you're on The long hard road   Let me tell you what I almost forgot
Survey Blog...thanks Crazy Cracker!
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1... I talk before I think! 2... I think mt.dew is a main food group! 3... I yell and cuss @ objects, including my computer... 4... I have terrible roadrage and tend to use my middle finger more often than my brakes.. 5... My first name is Telitha.. which is hebrew for little girl, my fathers joke.. that way I wld always be a lil girl..hahaha 6... I pee in the shower. 7... I am always busy... and never seem to finish anything.. lol 8... I grew up with no brothers so I was raised as a boy.. lol I can roof, side, lay carpet,  change oil, tires and most car parts, used to race cars on dirt track, and obviously I fish and hunt. Al
Family Fuck
As a few of you know... I lost my job a few weeks ago.... I worked for my sister and her husband for 2 years. I was told this was just for the summer, that when school started back in Sept. I would be coming back. Today, I go to the office to visit my sister and there she is, just as I knew she would be....but, beside of her was my baby sister (the whore)! I asked her what she was doing, and she said being trained to do your job! WTF!!! Am I overreacting? I walked off.... I wanted to do so much more!
Anger Management
Ok guys and gals, I have been doing a little soul searching myself. I finally embraced the fact that I do indeed have a anger problem. I didn't recently throw anything in a fit of rage or anything to notice this, but I am starting to feel that deep pit in my heart start to boil. I realized to myself. This is not the way I wanna live my life anymore, finding something ridiculous beyond my control to get pissed off about. I am healthy as a horse right now which I am thankful for, but I can see how me being in this mental state can take its gradual toll on someone physically. I decided to take some action and look into anger management maybe to help deal with this. Being on here doesn't help me that much so I am thinking once I enroll, I probably will delete my account( I am not gonna go into what pisses me off here because I would sound like a broken record). Why keep something around that makes me angry if I am trying to improve myself as a person? I proved this theory by not signing
Busted Blog 7/16/09
It's that time again! Before I get into the more detailed busts I'm going to toss this one out there. Meet J4ci3: Profile link: She made her profile private before I could grab a screen shot the other day. However I was able to grab these two fake salutes of hers: Need I say more? **** Meet SingleSnowMinx Profile Li
10 Things I Wonder About Fubar And Its Members.....
1. Do they really think the camshot from above the head showing the grand canyon of cleavage but hiding the camel hump of a belly really works? 2. Do those who really intended more friendships from the various forms of interaction on here actually expect the majority of people not to simply use each other to advance then throw each other away? 3. do the guys who give to the PW's (point hos) as i like to call them realize theres free porn out there? and a secondary to that, do they realize the porn stars LOOK BETTER? lol 4. I wonder, are those threatening to leave actually gonna leave or just be emo? 5. wouldnt it be more accurate to say show me lust? lol 6. chicken & egg statement: which came first? girls who got burned by player guys? or guys who got burned by emo girls? 7. is 25 bucks worth the 15 naked pics shes got? oh , Im sorry i meant bling packs lol 8. if someone pays money for a bomb/auto/blast and the site goes down, shouldn't  they be given a credit or a reimbersement
Thur Jul 23 [[goodbye Paradise, Hello Corn]]
Well, the move to Fort Pierce Florida is no more.  I'm staying in Iowa, with the corn :) [[Which corn does not SERIOUSLY take over Iowa like some believe]] Anyway, I based my choice by my sincere desire to continue my education and get a degree in Health Information Technology.  After two years I will have my associates degree.  I graduated highschool a semester early because I had enough credits and I went straight to college.  My first term I was enrolled in Psychology, Composition 1, Medical Terminology and Chemistry.  I have an appointment to enroll for my Fall courses soon so I'll be sure to give ya'll a nice update :) Enough about school.  I just got back home from my hometown (where I'm moving back to) And I came home and packed everything up right away.  I'll be making the move on Sunday.  -YIKES- I will have little computer time so I'll probably be on fubar about 10-20 minutes a day IF THAT.  Yes, it really sucks but after I get a job I'm going to American (An electronics sto
Nail Biting
I have a HORRIBLE habit of biting my nails... I do it when Im nervous, when Im stressed, hell I do it without even realizing Im doing it... and I really dont know how to stop... it kinda sucks reallyI've tried putting stuff on my nails that tastes bad but I still bite them... I've tried fake nails but they do no good... I dont bite those but they ruin the real nails underneathany suggestionsfor something that might help me not do this anymore... I would REALLY like to have some nice pretty nails lol
8 Random Facts
1. i love boobs any size 2. ive never had a relationship last more than 2 yrs 3. im too nice and it bites me in the ass 4. i dont know and maybe annoy the holy living shit out of me 5. i cant make a turd without having something to read 6. i still love watching cartoons 7. ive been to jail twice 8. i once double dipped in the same day(had sex with 2 different girls) 30 minutes apart...i showered inbetween tho
Do You Want A Bomb Or An Auto 11 Bling?
yep, im sabotaging my life again.   what the fuck is wrong with me?
I Appologise....
Be warned, this video blog contains images that may make you want to put your fist through the monitor.   At least thats how it made me feel.     Now... tel me there is a God.   Oh, and appologies to Metro Station. I was wrong to send you messages over and over again on Mys***e saying you were the worst, most God awful, over manufactured band on the planet. The part about you all being cvnts and committing suicide Im standing by tho.
Just Stuff
Lil man had his kindergarten placement test today..he KICKED ass! I am so proud of him!   Still tryin to get into the specialist...gettin sick of this shit tryin to figure out what to do for my birthday..I wanna just run away at this point...some decisions in life..ya find you kick yourself for..smarter does not always mean better and time must reallybe the only thing that heals some wounds   *end rant*
I Had A Little Bit Of A Scare Wednesday Night :o:o
Well ,i was sitting here Wednesday night and i started having a little bit of chest pain (i have a heart condition for those of you who don't already know that ).I ended up driving myself to the emergency room to get checked out and they ended up keeping me .They did a few EKG's and an echogram and i had a stress test done this morning and everything checked out  (they said everything looks good ) .My wife seems to think that it might have been due to the extreme heat we are having right now .I am sorry for blogging this (not trying to be a drama queen i assure all of you ,just wanted everyone to know ) :D Also ,i am done with dismissing  chest pain as me "just not feeling well".I did that when i had my precursor to my heart attack and then wound up in the hospital almost 3 weeks later .
Why Is It....
Why is it that even when we know what is best for us, we sometimes pick the wrong thing to do?  Why do we not take our own advice?  
I'm blogging this cos sparkly asked me to for him(well he asked me to mumm it but i wouldn't)   i am leaving fu , because apart from a small few i am sick of the newbs who think they can get a scalp, the people that can get forgiven for shit that would have got them killed on the street. and basically the up your arse attitude you all have to each other, if one you farted the rest of you would have to wipe your nose,   so kleenex or  sandpaper
Being Nice...
I've been making an effort to be nice to people(even in the mumms).  I've done a lot of thinking about myself.  I used to be a really nice person.  Somewhere along the way I began to hate people and started to treat them like shit.  I'm trying to change my ways.  I'm tired of being pissed off all of the time.  Can anyone tell?
Of Migratory Birds
Well i leared a lot in a short period of time,  looking up as geese pass overhead still gets you in the eye... To Bella who told me to drop things i apologize for not taking your advice and leaving things rest.  To Kloverlynn i apologize for impugning your character.   I forgot a lesson i learned long ago, assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. I am an unabashed drunk, i'll admit that, and when i first learned of everthing i reacted as a drunk then as someone with a bad hangover, not an excuse, just the TRUTH, since that was a huge part of the topic. I watch birds, i'm not an ornithologist or anything, but; i live on a high hill and there are wetlands all around me, and i notice birds follow patterns.  To the untrained eye, what passes for random in the bird world is actually quite predictable... When i arrived on fubar i had for the longest time 2 friends/family members... one was BBG, she guided me and taught me the ropes... she told me to avoid drama... and until yesterday/tod
Scared :(
So , the thing that happened at work this morning made me uneasy afterwards, but now I'm really terrified to go back...I have never witnessed anything like that at my workplace, and I am thinking to just invite someone to my work to keep me company. I hate being there all alone, just fuckin hate it :( Esp with that whatever it is lurking around.
I'm a bit bored...     Entertain me?  :P 
Under Arrest
It was a balmy summer night. I was driving fast down the interstate with my windows down and the music turned up. I had just been to a concert with some friends and was wearing my rock show best. My skirt was short and tight, my top a tube of some sort that clung snugly to my breasts, and I had for once chosen to wear my hair down. It was long and sleek, hanging down my back almost to the top of my butt. I was singing along to the music, Bon Jovi’s greatest hits cd blasting out of my stereo. I thought about the concert I had just seen and how good it had been. I had almost lost my voice screaming so hard and trying to sing over the lead singer himself. It didn’t work, but I gave it my best shot for pretty much the whole show anyway. I thought maybe the band would have appreciated the effort. My friends and I had met up before the show for a few beers and then had moved on to the arena just in time to miss the opener and get to see the real band. We danced and screamed all
9/11/2001 Video Tribute. And Some Thoughts...
Eight years ago today the world as we knew it changed as did our country. I remember being in New Jersey, at work at the time of the attacks. People were stunned. They were playing the news over the intercom system at my job. Housewives are in great distress not knowing if their loved ones were involved, and had no way of communicating. Schools were closed down, offices and government buildings were evacuated. Later on in the evening, people were having rallies at street corners supporting the country and the thousands of people racing to the city to help any way they can. Later on that night, as the truth unfolded, it was very unsettling to see hospitals lined up outside with people waiting to help anyone that they could, only to realize that there was no one alive to rescue. Going to the shoreline we could see the smoke still rising into the night as the towers burned. Anger at those responsible in my area was actually taken out at 7-11's and gas stations, as boycotts of Arab-owned s
50 Random Things About Me!
1.) I'm allergic to cigarettes... literally. Just holding a pack my throat starts to tighten up and I start to have trouble breathing. 2.) I close my eyes when I walk around in the dark.... idk why! Guess it's not dark enough lol 3.) I don't like cats because I was biten by one as a child and almost lost two fingers from the infection that resulted. 4.) I have four dogs and if I could afford to I'd get more! 5.) I have asthma 6.) If I flirt I'm all talk... I scare easily and delete a lot of ppl cause of it 7.) I'm pretty reserved.... but when I fall for someone I wear my heart on my sleeve 8.) I've been married and divorced... TWICE 9.) I've had 3 kids 10.) I have horses even though the smell of their sweat triggers my asthma. 11.) I have an obsession with icecream sandwiches 12.) Caffeine gives me a migraine... Haven't had it other than in chocolate in over 12 years. 13.) I hate sleeping alone, that's why I have a body pillow. 14.) I have very sensitive skin. 15.) I lov
You Are Confident and Dominant You are a very independent, do it yourself kind of person. You've had to rely on yourself. You know how to be strong for yourself and the people you love. You have a protective streak. You sometimes come off as a little assertive. You know what you want, and you're not afraid to go get it. The only thing you require from people is that they're straight with you. You are ready for the truth. The Tree Test Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hidinghmmmm  
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F**k It!!!!
I feel a huge great big deletion coming on, this site no longer turns me on. Jen x
This Had Me In Tears 2 Of My Favorite Boys!
Ok before I let you read this I dont get to see things like this often..becuase believe me I bust my ass tryin to make everyone around me happy and wow this proves to me It sometime does work... Playinhard aka Aaron my fiance and Ice aka william my newest and wow beautiful more than great friend a bestfriend now ...the thing Is Ice use to be one of my biggest haters and in 3 days now one of my bestfriend ..Is all it took was talkin to one another and it worked ...But I caught this convo In my mans SB between him and Ice...I love you boys truly and my MFKN BFF Cruser Thos 3 are my boys Id do anything for any of them! ....playinhard is the one with arrows by his convo Ice doesnt have arrows by his pieces of the convo -> =PlayinHard Read Convo from bottom up ya'll know how a sb works ;) ->♆MFKN☠ ♠ Ì...: yes she is♆MFKN☠ ♠ Ì...: she is absolutely amazing->♆MFKN☠ ♠ Ì...: she is that way lmfao got to love her for that she is always
Jenatalia Would Love This Guy!!!
->Eric Maste...: at least my blog readers will have a laugh out of this->Eric Maste...: not usually :)Eric Maste...: do you get annoyed easly->Eric Maste...: it annoys the shit out of meEric Maste...: just wondering is all does it bother you that i asked->Eric Maste...: why are you doing any of this?? what grown man asks a stranger to kick them in the balls?!Eric Maste...: why do you think im doing that?Eric Maste...: omg that would leave a mark->Eric Maste...: are we done now? do you have enough jacking off material?->Eric Maste...: right now? at this precise moment? I'd kick you so hard your great grand kids could feel itEric Maste...: how hard would u kcik me if given the chance->Eric Maste...: no and no.Eric Maste...: have you ever kicked a guy there before either by accident or on purpose->Eric Maste...: I've never claimed to be nice->Eric Maste...: well is there a point to this?Eric Maste...: lol thats not very nice->Eric Maste...: if it was you, I'd do it for freeEric Maste...:
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Why I Ghavent Been Around
Ok so fine you all know i joke around but when im serious im heres why i havent been around lately....basically called middle of the night last tuesday...ex wife attempted suicide...and no not fuicide...ran up there got my sons whom we share joint custody with...did all the necessary legal their stuff and now they will live with me i will be on and off as i need to get my family affairs in order...much love to ya all                                                               Gallo                                           
Well was the culmination of a complete and udder mental breakdown that ended with me spending about 5 hours in the ER. I was only released because my parents contracted for my safety. My life on Fu is pretty much over. I've deleted everyone that wasn't in my family and even some that were. I'm tired of the back stabbing, lying and the tattletaling....This is the internet ffs....and I've always told myself if it got that serious that i was leaving...and well...I pretty much will be. 
Stupid Ex?
So, I was in a hurry to get out of the door the other day when wtf! The cell starts ringing. Rather than dropping everything to answer the cell, I figured I would just let the voice mail grab it for me and return the call later. THEN wtf! Ring Ring! All over again! Actually... It was Stone Sour, but dramatics call more for a Ring Ring! lol I drop everything, dig in my handbag, find the phone, and do not have any idea whose number that was! So, I figure okay, and answer it. It was my ex. Mind you, when I answered the phone and he said "Laura? This is John." I wanted to say "Your timing still sucks," and hang up. But he beat me to the punch and said "I got married." I said "Okay, so what?" He says "Well we can't talk anymore." It dawned on me at the moment why we stopped going out. He is ignorant. My reply was "Oh, can I have your address? I need to send you guys cards, one to congratulate you on finding the dumbest woman on earth and one of sympathies to her for finding the dumbest
9 Tricks To Pick Up Any Woman
Okay so I receive emails from Men's Health...I'm not sure how they started but they're really insightful and their health and diet tips can be applied across the gender board. Here's the link for their latest article on attracting women. This is for my sweet male friends who don't believe me when I've told them a million times that if you have no self confidence then it doesn't matter how good you look!  Maybe they'll believe so called 'experts'. Pick Up Women
Fubar 103 : A Vent Session
So before I post something good again I need a warm up and I figure you all could help…so..with that in mind, feel free to vent here with your problems. Anything goes my friends, from the Futards that don’t fan back, to the people always begging for rerates that never return them ( feel free to make a list so we all know who to avoid) to personal drama, to nonsense, fakes, feel free. Personal issues, haters, drama I don’t care. Have some fun and get ready for a good weekend :D Peace..
Gold Diggers
I have a hobby, which is fucking with people that deserve to be fucked with. My latest prank is going to be as follows:   I posted a craigslist ad, which states that  I am an older man looking for my princess to spoil. She must be hot, willing to spend all my money , and consider herself a princess.   I got some chick respond already, and after several convos back n forth, I have her pics and her phone number.   The plan: to set her up on a date at a Starbucks by my house, and tape it.   I will describe myself to her, and then post another ad lookin for a man that fits that description (or vice versa).   Then when she shows up, and he does, they will see each other in person. She will think he is her Sugar daddy, and he will think she is a whore that will bang him for 20 bux. Perffecto! I might post the vid on here.    
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Where Did This Come From?
  MAD DOG 546 You really DON'T want my opinions now,or do you? United States subject: MAD DOG 546 sent you a fuRona   received: 10/5/2009 11:05 am replied: no    block this member    Flag as spam   "Re;MUMM-PISS IN THIS,THEN SHOVE IT UP YO ASS!!-IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH,GO FUCK A MEXICAN!!!!"
Majik™@ fubar     Love on him. He bought me a VIP and he makes the most beautiful pics. ♥
Russian Foxx
Well Russian Foxx was deleted again, don't know why. Here's her new page. Link in the comments. :)
What Color Of The Rainbow Are You?
You Are Green You are a very intuitive person. You understand what people need. You are both a natural healer and persuader. You've always found it easy to get what you want in life, whether that is material success or just making a difference in other people's lives. You change with the times, and if anything, you tend to lead the way toward the future. You anticipate what's going to happen next. You have the opportunity to be a very powerful person. What you end up doing with your power is up to you. What Color of the Rainbow Are You? Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself
The Swine Fu
Is it just me of have you noticed like.....   there's hardly anyone on here now lately in the last couple of weeks?
Evil Snow White
I do not know what manner of thing she is. None of us do. She killed her mother in the birthing, but that's never enough to account for it. They call me wise, but I am far from wise, for all that I foresaw fragments of it, frozen moments caught in pools of water or in the cold glass of my mirror. If I were wise I would not have tried to change what I saw. If I were wise I would have killed myself before ever I encountered her, before ever I caught him. Wise, and a witch, or so they said, and I'd seen his face in my dreams and in reflections for all my life: sixteen years of dreaming of him before he reined his horse by the bridge that morning, and asked my name. He helped me onto his high horse and we rode together to my little cottage, my face buried in the gold of his hair. He asked for the best of what I had; a king's right, it was. His beard was red-bronze in the morning light, and I knew him, not as a king, for I knew nothing of kings then, but as my love. He took all he wante
Excuses, Excuses
I worked for a judge for a spell, and the judge's bailiff had an excuse jar on her desk.  When things in the courtroom were slow and/or I got tired of flirting with all the lawyers who showed up for court hearings or just to flirt with me (and to be reprimanded--on the record--for doing so), I'd sometimes empty out the excuse jar and read through all the sad, crumpled, tear-stained excuses. My favorite was that of a man who was searched by the police, only to have them discover drugs in his pants pocket.  His excuse? "They weren't my pants."   It was unclear whether he got off.  Har, har.
I am sitting here the next day after my birthday trying to figure out what happened the night previous. There was some amazing discoveries made. I have found out that there are some people who really do care to an extent. However, I am trying to figure out if it was just cause of that particular day, an attempt to make me feel better, or something else. I don't know. In a way, I am not sure I want to know. I am the type of person who has had to rely on just me to get things done. My own family has not offered to help when I needed help. Therefore, I have always relied on just me to get things done. I realize I am a stubborn old man. I do not think I am unrealistic or unreasonable. This is my challenge to everyone who really reads this. I know who my friends are. The thing is don't be a stranger. I value my friends very highly. They are all I have anymore. I am scared that one day everyone is going to turn their backs on me again. I do not know what will happen if that happens again
So I Was Eating A Sausage
Earlier I got hungry so I rummaged around in my fridge for food. I see we had a sealed packet of a Polish sausage. It was one of those big curvy ones like this.     Anyways it was sealed in that clear stuff so I cut the edge bit off with scissors and turned it upside down to see whether you haz to take the skin off to eat and then the juice stuff all dripped out. Then I got Polish sausage juice all down muh PJ's.   I did consider not telling you guys because of the OBVIOUS jokes, but I found it funny that this really did happen and it was so completely innocent. :p
Deacon The Vampire Hunter Story
I have always been an intricate and complicated individual and have been evolving for decades. I could start by telling you about my birth place and family, but the significance of these details isn’t relevant in my opinion. I will begin with when I was turned.  The year was 2000, October 31st, Halloween or all hollows eve for the believers in the super natural. I thought I was just going to a private party in Las Vegas, to drink and meet some people, and if I was lucky, go home with a beautiful woman. The woman I met was not what I expected at all. In fact I didn’t believe her when she told me she was a vampire, it was Halloween after all.  We danced and talked and drank champagne for hours. I joked about how I wanted her to bite me, in typical flirtatious banter and I had no idea what I was getting myself into. I realized after that the party was thrown by a familiar to such preternatural life. This woman, Milla, was a centuries old vampire and when she turned me, I wa
It's nice having a cell number that not many peole know. I do miss the texts though. Not the ones from the person that made me change it. I'll be getting around to texting the people on my phone with my new number later. If I remember right, my parents are the ones that kicked me out. When I left, so did my children. Since then, they've done nothing but complain about how they don't have much food or money. If I'm not mistaken, they said I didn't pay for anything...that I didn't contribute. WTFever, I know I did. I am the one that bought food for everyone and I bought them stupid shit that they didn't need. That way they could afford the stuff they needed AND wanted. I've blogged about this before. What made me start on that rant again is the fact that they pretty much said I kept the boys away from them on purpose. As some kind of punishment. I'm not doing it with that in mind. I just know that I get off work at 4. My oldest gets picked up close to 5. By the time he eats dinner and
What About Me
Want My Points While I Run Autos, Bomb, And Host A Hh?
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All Good Things...
I haz the sads :(. I should've waited to post this on Friday, since that's the last episode, but I couldn't wait. I'm impatient. (I hope none of these are inactive. :/ How annoying.)  
To Point Whore Or Not To Point Whore
I was thinking of running my last auto and bomb on Wednesday in honor of my two year fu-anniversary. I'm not sure if it's worth it though. Do people still rate autos? I mean it seems like EVERYONE has them on all the time now. *sigh* I really want to get closer to Angel (Level 30). My VIP expires in a few days so I figure I might as well use the auto and bomb now since you get a little more points when you're VIP. So, friends (and non-friends) what do you think? Should I point whore for my fu-anniversary? ♥Amy
Damaged Goods..a Work In Progress....
she was born premature, by 4 months,the doctors didnt think she would make itshe was damanged goods.she survived birth and lived a decent life until the age of 4. at this time she began to be afraid to be around him. He always looked at her strange. making her uncomfortable. and would touch her where no one else had. or never should have. but she was damanged goods. this went on for many yearsshe couldnt fight him off. she was too small. and if she told anyone about it.. she was told that something would happen to her mother.. so she kept quiet. enduring his sickness. til one day at the age of 8 her mother come home early and rescued her from the monster. But her mother sent her away to live with her dad, her real dad..but she was still damaged goods. abused by a step mother.. always the blame for things that other kids did.. or didnt do..she was slapped... spanked.. beaten with whatever came to hand..she was thrown across the room over a beer mug getting broken.. but what did it matt
Karma ....
If you know by now I have a beautiful puppy ... well like I said earlier (5 min ago) :P  it's raining.  She finally decided to wake up and needed to do what everyone has to do and relieve herself .... She gets to the door, it opens and she looks at me "I'm not going out there, it's WET".  so making sure she does what is needed I give her a little push, I am going to figure she did what she needed, because she came back within 2 min scratching to get in.  Door opens, she shakes off the wet (unneeded shower), then proceeds to go back to the bedroom and hide under the bed.    At this point I am guessing she doesn't think I will find her to shoo her out in a couple hours ... LOL       Great googly moogly .. it's FRIDAY!!!!
Music Monday 13
All songs from 2009...I think    
Quote Of The Week & The Whaambulance...
Quote of the week : “ Living well is the best revenge, so give ’em hell…” And on another note , if I see one more whaambulance claim, one more person crying, one more person saying nobody loves me or going emo imma scream. It’s more widespread here lately than the swine flu. Just a thought. Peace…
Eh Wth
1. What time did you get up this morning? I was up before I woke up 2. How do you like your steak?-- medium well 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Avatar in 3D4. What is your favorite TV show? whats tv? 5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Maldives? 6. What did you have for breakfast? asian pear, a pluot, a banana dipped in choc, and cheegritz 7. What is your favorite cuisine? Crawdads n hot butta 8. What foods do you dislike? I cant think of much9. Favorite Place to Eat? a lil mom n pop place downtown10. Favorite dressing?-- buttermilk ranch11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? Formula LT1 12. What are your favorite clothes? bathrobe, mocassin booties 13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Aufukinstraya 14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? occupied 15. Where do you want to retire? I doubt I will have the chance16. Favorite time of day?-sunset 17. Where were you born? norf cackalacki 18. What is your favorite sport to watch? footba
Gig Tickets
Happy today, I was able to get tickets for Laura Veirs, and Moishe's Bagel at the Arts Centre in Norwich.  Good times, I hopes. It was a good lunchtime, cos I also saw local newsreader Mike Liggins in town talking on his phone.  What a brush with fame, eh readers?
Should i continue to write blogs even after my mumming priveleges are reinstated?
Dammit Name!!
Cut-n-paste and repeat yourself. Don't fuss, DO IT!!TOP 10 "ODD" THINGS ABOUT YOU OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DEFINES YOURSELF10. Made the trophy cases for the Twins World Series Cups 9. Love fishing 8. Love seafood, hate freshwater fish. 7.I've had sex on a motorcycle on the freeway 6. Drove tank in Desert Storm 5. Broke aproxamatly 20% of the bones in my body 4. Used to racesportbikes 3. I have more respect for animals than people 2. I love the outdoors 1. I've been shot at twiceYOUR TURN!This blog list is brought to you by bird brain
Why Britain Should Be More Like America
Pahahaha I love this show. The picture they see means they have to incorporate it into their argument...  
Rant >_< Men Are Sloppy Effin Nasty Pigs Sometimes
IM SOOOO EFFIN PISSED MAn,  ok so i get these perverts in my shout box sometimes  talking about sexual shit i dont want to fuking hear about .... like asking about glory holes,asking if they can show there privates,talking about there desires in disscusting ways,asking about sub behavior,sending videos ,asking for cam sex,asking for nudes or why i dont post them , the list goes on and on and on ....Now i get a picture of some guy with his dick on pochotonos  pet racoon stuffed doll with shit rubbed all over it  , like i really wanna see that nasty effin crap i am discussted  and almost wanna sware off men lolmen like that need to drop off the face of the earth im so offended ..YOU SLOPPY MOFO UNCLE FESTER CUPCAKE FUKING GROBBLING LITTLE POPTARTS!FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY CHESSE AND FCUKING FRENCH TOAST I DO NOT WANNA SEE UR TEDDY GRAMS GET DA FCUK OUT OF BEDROCK KAYUR BATTLE SHIP HAS SUNK.....So what the wrost u get here?P.S-
One Of Those Things.
Recent events have brought this to my attention, and it's something I want everyone to know. As some of you may know, my relationship status on facebook has said I'm engaged to Theresa for a good few months now.   I got back from America just over a week ago. First day back at work on Friday, my mum says to me "Your brother's friend phoned him the other day, say's your engaged" (words to that effect).   I hadn't told my mum or brother yet, wrong, I know, but I had an idea of the conversation afterwards and wanted to avoid it. My mum was hurt I didn't personally tell her, but supportive nonetheless.   Anyway, back to the point. This friend of my brother's is no stranger to me, we've talked many times, yet instead of asking me if it's true, he phones my brother. That really, really pisses me off to no end, I mean, beyond words. Phone call from my brother few days after, goes off on me, as he does. What are you doing, you don't know this woman "I've known her more than two years",
Box Of Chocolates
This is the third or fourth recipe that I've used from Hello, Cupcake and I loved it.  It's simple and adorable!  This time I made the "Box of Chocolates".This is just a phone picture...hopefully I'll upload more later.It's mini yellow-butter cake cupcakes with chocolate ganache.  I decorated with marshmallow hearts (cut in half so they weren't so thick), juju hearts, white icing, sparkle sugar that I colored red, and cupid mix m&ms.  I didn't do the marshmallow step they recommended because the marshmallows were too big for my cupcakes.  I think it turned out cute anyway.I bought a Spongebob heart shape box of candies (the only one left, on sale...YAY!) and put the cupcakes in and surrounded them with pink and red jelly bellys.:]
About Me...random Bullshittery
What is the single largest item in your house?My couchHow well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?Not wellWhat color is your bedroom?White,black and reds mostlyWhat type of computer mouse do you use?LogitechWhat is your earliest memory?My Dad's wolf HopieHave you ever jumped off of a high dive?No effin wayDo you take vitamins?Not in pill formWhen did you first become interested in sex?Ha!!Do you like to color inside the lines?WTF? Im not in grade school FFS!!What do you have set as your home page?MyyyyspaceDo you have your own radio?SureWhere would you hate to have to work?Chuck e cheeseWho is on your speed dial?NobodyDo you prefer lightbulbs or candles?Candles How much money did you spend today?Zero so far but Im bout to go pay a billWhat are you sitting on right now?At my computer desk Dipshit!!Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?Who doesn't?Would you ever get plastic surgery?SureDid you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?Haha yeah g
Should Be A Status But I Am Not There Yet.
I thought the Happy Hour Host,  *~Alley~*Co-Owner ofbigbucksweetride, was in fact Alley Cow.  That is how I read it.   I don't like the name *~Alley~*Co-Owner ofbigbucksweetride.  I love the name Alley Cow.  It would make a great FarSide cartoon. Sorry to bother you with my status update of a blog.  50 some days left.    
Comment On My Primary
This made me chuckle. I have no clue who this guy is..yet he knows how I smell? Hrmmmm.   matrix1972 [Online] 12 secs ago-- 27 of 27WOW!!! I have no words, you are so so so BEAUTIFUL!!!!Pretty and sexy and you eyes.... OMG!!!! I love your eyes, God has stolen the most beautiful stars for making your eyes....And your breasts, JUST WONDERFUL BREASTS...Can I lay on top while we will sleep? I'm missing your scent!!!Luv Eduardo from Italy
Meh is boring today...I woke up in a good mood but it's slowly going away....Whatever....blah...ugh...grr...     Oh and Hi everyone!
Broken Promises And Shattered Dreams
I'm afraid to love again and I'll tell you why, everyone I ever fell for, soon would make me cry.   With Broken Promises and Shattered Dreams, you left me down and out, Battered and Bruised the longer I stayed the more you abused.   Blinded by love I was unable to see, you never really cared about what you were doing to me.   With Broken Promises and Shattered Dreams, you left me down and out, batterd and bruised the longer I stayed the more you abused.   Now that you're out of my life, I'm finally free, and I hope there's someone out there waiting for me.   When that day comes , I'll know it's for real, but this time I'll be careful, 'cause my Heart needs time to Heal.
The Times In Today's Fubar...
Once again, my friends it’s been awhile since I ranted and raved about much of anything so…with that in mind, well, ya know… The last post regarding how Fubar and the people and they way they interact have changed over the past four years did receive a lot of positive responses, which was a good thing and funny thing is, is that it was mostly the old timers that spoke of the days gone by. Either the newer people just don’t get it, or cannot relate to it, for as I stated before, all they know is bling… ..not much really has changed in that respect I see. It’s funny when I look at the Top Dudes of the Week all the time now and just see the same five faces there all the time, how they get there, was explained in this blog post some time ago
..and Blocked
BIGTITMAN:i bet they are me:You bet what are? BIGTITMAN:your lips are like sugar me:Oh BIGTITMAN:both lips top and bottom me:Hmm BIGTITMAN:just a guess sexy me:I see BIGTITMAN:i would love to lick your lower ones me:How nice for you BIGTITMAN:well i hope for you lmao me:I don't think it would happen BIGTITMAN:it did in fantasy me:I live in reality BIGTITMAN:not if you on here you dont dear and your on here a lot trust me i know me:Uhh..just because I come on a website because I'm bored, doesn't mean I don't have a life. BIGTITMAN:thats why everyone cums online because there bored WITH REALITY DONT FUCK ME HON BEEN ON WAY TO LONG SELL THAT SHIT TO THE NEWBIES me:You're delusional. You need to log off if you think telling women you want to lick them actually gets you somewhere A couple things: I like pasting convos now--no reading bottom to top! And should I be creeped out he knows how often I'm on here when IDK WTF he is?
Fubar Dignity...
This is so epic and so true….lol… This was found in the pics of Simply MJ , just click the pic and show her some love.. Have a good weekend…peace..
I love nice behinds!
I Am Pissed And There's Nothing I Can Do
      Last July my company had an abrupt and unwelcome change in management. The new management were overbearing bullies who used unethical and sometimes illegal practices to achieve unreasonable goals set by the board of directors. I found another job and quit in December. I wasnt nearly as obnoxious as I could have been but I did burn bridges with management (still friendly with previous management).       I had a party last night and invited my friends from my previous job. The bully management overheard talk of it and in a company meeting told all employees that they would be fired for socializing with former employees. None of them came. I am pissed off and sad at the same time.
I Think They Are Selling Tennis Shoes
I'm pretty sure this commercial is trying to sell tennis shoes but who can tell with all those nicely toned asses distracting everyone?
Blame Witchie
10 Random things about moi. 1). I dont speak French. 2). I've had sex on a moving motorcycle (with and without a woman). 3). I wore size 12 shoes for most of my adult life because I was embarrassed my feet were so big. 4). I'm to this day still scared of my first daughter's mom. 5). I've actually got no idea what I'm doing as an adult. Mostly faking it I think. 6). I love full lipped women...In the biblical sense. You know... Down there. 7). I miss my dad and if you want to see a grown man cry play Neil Young's "Old Man". 8). My oldest daughter is named after me. 9). I've skydived nekkid. 10). I know when to stop. GO
[i Fill Out Questionnaires]
Ten random facts folks       you read do it       1.  I'd rather drink goat's milk.       2.  I have an undiagnosed chronic pain condition in my tummy. Its excrutiating.       3.  I once masturbated 8 times in 11 hours to find out if I could.       4.  I only dance when no one expects it.       5.  I don't really have any secrets.       6.  I'd rather watch my hometeam lose all year long than watch the playoffs of any sport.       7.  I like carrot juice, but for the life of me I can't just buy it in a giant jug or can.       8.  I may come off as this bright, confident (arrogant) young man, but the truth is I'm probably just playing some elaborate game of gauging you, toying with you, and measuring a safe distance around you. I'm terrified of people, but in the sense that I'll bite your neck when cornered if I have to.       9.  I'd rather live with a nymphomaniac mute that I knew loved me just by her smile.       10.  I can probably
If Ya Met Me In Rl What Would You Think?
what you see here is what you get in RL...well i usually have some kind of camo Harley hunting hat on..and generally surrounded by one of my many kids..but yes i am exactly the same in RL as i am here.. ok later
The point behind this is to give me a place to spew all my drunk shit. Usually I'm embarassed the next day, so in this zone, I'll never hold it against you if you don't against me, okay?
Suga Lips: I don't know, honestly. It's a nickname someone gave me. I also get asked which lips, which is really lame Cpt LongDo...: yep...wonder why Suga Lips: I get enough pervs with the name I have now Cpt LongDo...: maybe u should change ur sn to creamy lips ;oP Suga Lips: I get that all the time too--kinda comes with the territory Cpt LongDo...: oh i see...well, that creamy mess ud get might wow u ;oP Suga Lips: I get it in real life. You're going to have to wow me more than that Cpt LongDo...: dont care for that huh? ;oP Suga Lips: Right Cpt LongDo...: hahaha...not a popsicle...but it does have cream filling ;o) Suga Lips: Who doesn't like popsicles?
I found this photo rather interesting..            
Hablo Gps?
My TomTom cant pronounce squat around this place. I giggle when it tells me to proceed on toward "Lost And Gayless". or "Es con dee DAH" it always pauses in between for "Sahn.......................Dee AH go", for some reason.  
What The Hell?
Hmm. things have been brought to my attention.. Keep in mind, I tend to keep to myself unlike some people on here that strive and breathe off drama. I just don't understand all this..   What I really don't understand is how someone can state that they love someone, then hear a ton of dramatic bullshit and believe it? Is your so called love not strong enough to believe your partner that you're going to believe someone that has been known to start drama and bullshit? Come on seriously.. What the hell are you thinking or do you enjoy the drama that occurs.. People don't realize that this is a website... People do a lot of uncalled for things.. Like starting drama, playing on peoples' emotions and starting a bunch of shit that's not needed. What I'm really sick of ... Is seeing my FRIENDS and FAMILY get hurt over people being ignorant and not keeping their word or actually turning against people over a " Man" or a "Female" Seriously.. Do you think that they are going to be there for yo
Hey Hey Hey
hey everyone!   i'm gonna be doing some major point whoring on my birthday on the 17th....i'm looking for ticker credits...anyone willing to give or sell me theirs so I can collect them??   Thanks!!!
I Want Ur Thoughts ;)
So as I was blowin with my conrads like the boss bitches we are I stubbled across a topic that I find very interesting. When it comes to sex it seems as though its always the guy fucking the girl. She's basically laying there and taking it, so I was wondering how you guys feel about that. Have you ever had that chick that can work it and twirk it??? The chick that gets down to it and gives you exactly what you want?? The chick that rides that dick and handles her liquor?? ;)
Surra De Bunda
I'm thinking of taking a dance class for my 48th birthday but I don't have a dance partner.  Anyone interested?       I know Postal likes to dance.
My roommate and her bf are having really loud sex right now. Should I   A) Turn on cheesey porn music really loud while knocking on the door and telling them I need to do an amateur porn movie as a project for my human sexuality class   or   B) Find some nasty song about buttsecks and play it at full blast?
Intelligence Or A Lack Of On Fubar....
Ive been noticing on here a annoying little trend lately... And its this...Plain and simple....The lack of what seems to be intelligent life on this site... I mean its not rocket science to use this site, make friends and rate people but there are those that make things harder than what they really should be... And then there are the posers and trouble makers that really bring this site down to the level of being no more than a glorified zoo...You have to deal with the rudeness and crassness day in and day out and its never ending... I grow weary of the crass comments I get everyday and it makes one wonder if people that do leave VULGAR comments to my pics act like that in REAL life away from here or am I just the UNlucky one...I mean if thats how you are in person, you need to be shot multiple times in the head and OTHER sensitive areas...There is ZERO reason to act like an escaped animal hopped up on Speed just because you see something you like and probably cant get due to your
Alright, so I know a guy who seems to have gotten himself tangled up w/ a psycho I warn him or just watch it burn??
I don't care much about the fu-owned thingy but I just realized something. When someone raises your value sky high where no one can buy you, You lose the chance on gaining more fu-bucks. And it is bad enough when you buy someone and you end up losing money when someone purchases them from you. So, my theory is, if you want to help your friends out maybe you should not rack their price up so high right at first. Let them be handled/fondled a bit before you lock them up for 2 weeks. Just a thought. :D   I hate being asked for salutes....I like to give them when I feel like it. It sure would be nice to go on vacation. Not have to worry about anyone, not even myself. I look into the future and I know that is NEVER gonna happen. Am I a bad person for getting revenge for my son? This kid in Jiu Jitsu was a bit too rough on my 12 yr old son. My son didn't show that eh was hurt but I saw what the kid did. Then after class I asked my son if he was ok and he told me that the kid (who is 15
Here Is The News
This is for all my friends on here.   I am leaving fubar.   But only for the next 3 days. As my wifey(deana_1977 on here) and I celebrate our 13th wedding anniversary. Feel free to leave both of us love while we are gone.   I will also be gone for a week in August and another week in September for work.   Thank you, Your neighbornood Stalker
Today is an Almond Joy day, I think... Rock on!Shawn
What Flavor Smoothie Are You?
You Are a Pineapple Smoothie You are adventurous and brave. You aren't afraid of much. You are in love with new experiences. You are usually the first to try something. You get bored rather easily, and you need to be challenged in life. You are turbo charged. Most people find it impossible to keep up with you in any capacity. What Flavor Smoothie Are You? Blogthings: Cheaper Than a Therapist
Chapter 3
Good news first ...   my kidney function has risen signifcantly and is expected to be back to normal by next lab work   I am feeling tons better less tired ..although my appetite is still wonky and I am kind of stuck on tomato soup and grilled cheese as what I like to eat other foods make me kind of think meh rather starve lol   so over all I am improved and this is positive   however I am frustrated and pissed   was a new Doc today ( my reg GP is on vacation ) HIS read is there never was an infection or stones however cant give a reasonable explanation for the intense pain ...vomitting and loss of kidney function terrific (y)   when I push and say I have had pain and discomfort on the left side lower back radiating to front and down leg at times before this incident ...and have it now ( he says I shouldnt again terrific but I do so how about figuring out why) he too attempts to dismiss it as not related. I dug my heels in and explained to him several times the const
How To Delete Cookies?
How to delete cookies?by Ryan "Scrapper" Riccitelli We make a lot of updates on fubar and our site is always changing and updating. It can wreak havoc on slow computers and browsers. We get hundreds of people a month saying our site is broken, when the problem is very simple to fix. This will work for any site that you have problems with and should be something you do regularly. One of our engineers Tina, found this great link. Please check out this link for detailed information on how to delete cookies in different browsers. This should be your first step when having problems with or any site. If you are still having trouble, please stop b by the fubar support lounge and ask a bouncer to help you (Orange highlighted name). If you need more help please send a message me at Follow us @fubartweets and @scrapper101
I'm Back....
Hey guys, I'm back and staying for a while....I have been stuck on the same level, and even though I got all the special stuff I need to level, having trouble getting the points..... if any of you wonderful people can help me out it would be soooo greatly appreciated.....   :)
I'm un-MuMMering myself.  I'll still go in, but I haven't been as frequent. The attitude completely sucks and it's not fun anymore. Yep, I fucking ass kiss and blow admin--whatever. Lick my ass. EGADS GASP! I actually talk to some red named people too. Tattoo traitor on my forehead: IDGAF. If you're a decent, nice, kind person I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT FUCKING COLOR  YOUR NAME IS. I will talk to you. I dislike some "MuMMers" and they don't have colorful names. That's about it. Oh..and you can suck it.
Ready To Burst!
My head is ready to burst, it has been like this for a week now. You know those sweets you put on your tongue and they sort of sizzle? ... that is what my brain feels like, my body isn't far behind it. I am full of electricity, I daren't touch anything or I will more than likely give myself a shock. This is all due to the weather, it is too close here and I need it to storm to clear the air. It is starting to drive me mad.   I suffer from migraines, but not in the typical sense you all probably think. I suffer from the first two phases of a migraine, which means I see bright shiny sparkly things (lolz) and I have paralysis on my left side. This part has always annoyed me, as I can be walking down the street and I suddenly turn into quasimodo .... dragging my left foot and dropping things. If I have a bag over my left arm, it will be gone and I wouldn't even notice, I need to sit down and I need to sit down soon or i'll topple over like a weeble. Ask me to shake your hand and I won't
Bong Blasting Baby Banned By Badbook
Some idiot posted a pic of their baby hitting a bong and got in trouble. DUH!   Gizmodo LINK
What Flavor Bubble Tea Are You?
You Are Coffee Bubble Tea You are a delightful contradiction. You're always trying to have the best of both worlds! You defy convention and expectations. You do things your way just because you can. You are energetic and unapologetically enthusiastic. You always have something to be hyper about. You go nonstop until you crash. You're pretty good at wearing yourself out. What Flavor Bubble Tea Are You? Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds
Fubar In The Days Before Famplifiers And Boomerangs...
Yearning for some Fubar history? Well this blog tells a little bit about it, and then some. For the days before boomerangs and famplifiers, this one, will bring you click the link below... Click here for some fun fu history.. Thanks for stoppin by and reading as always ...week's off to a good start huh? lol
Waxing Philosophical
I wish I could say I've "tied one on" tonight and that after a long night at the bar, I've gone for an omelet at IHOP. Not just any omelet. A Big Steak omelet. That's the best after you get a little whiskey in you, you know. Instead, I'm making the 40 mile trek because I'm old.I'm not exactly sure when it happened but somewhere between 25 and my soon to be 29, I lost touch for staying up all night partying with friends and checking out local music and getting laid. Ok. The last part isn't true. I'm not sure if there's ever going to be a time when I'm really too old to stay up all night to get laid. But at some point, I started getting tired at midnight and cleaning my house actually became some sort of priority. I'm not saying its a good thing, but it is what it is. I don't even think I'm friends with anyone I used to stay up all night with anymore. Not only have I lost some sort of magical youth mojo, I've also lost touch with friends. Or at least the people that appreciated my mojo.
Something Else To Remember
I woke this morning and read my e-mail, checked out all my messages. Something in one of them reminded of this song, and I wanted to hear it again. I can't listen to it without getting teary-eyed. It is impossible for me. In the wake of the 9th anniversary of 9-11, I felt compelled to remind others that we still have other things to be sad about, to remember,  to fix in our damaged and troubled world. Luka Written and performed by Suzanne Vegafrom the album Solitude Standing by Suzanne Vega My name is LukaI live on the second floorI live upstairs from youYes, I think you've seen me beforeIf you hear something late at nightSome kind of trouble, some kind of fightJust don't ask me what it wasJust don't ask me what it wasJust don't ask me what it was I think it's 'cause I'm clumsyI try not to talk too loudMaybe it's because I'm crazyI try not to act too proudThey only hit until you cryAnd after that you don't ask whyYou just don't argue anymoreYou just don't argue anymoreYou just don'
Screw It....
I wanna go for spotlight....wanna help me by donating???? Please do.   Thanks :)
Which Die Faster
Which die faster?  Uninteresting mumms, or any blogs?
For Sale!
Okay, so Karen and myself especially have been making jewelry as most of you know. We've sent quite a few items to various friends by request for free. Unfortunately, this is an expensive habit. I would love to send everyone free stuff, but at some point I need to turn a profit. I love making this stuff, but it costs money and especially time. Some of the weaves I make take hours to complete because of the complexity and some of the preparations I have to do to get started. So, while I won't be sending out any more free jewelry, you can still buy most of the things in my jewelry album. I have an etsy store set up and you can find it here: The store is "Chained Beauty" and my user name is "Deswellyn." If you let me know that you are definitely going to buy an item right away, I can alter the price and maybe give you a little discount. Shipping is free. I'll have to see if I can do some sort of discount code which would save some trouble. Also, you
Can I Get This Filled Here?
I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription.  They have a little sign up that says "Please wait here to allow customer privacy"  they actually have two signs. This dipshit walks up, complete with nasty stash, plaid shirt, and truckers cap, off to the side right up to the counter while someone is being waited on.   I am glad the pharmacist called him out and told him to get back.  Anyway, so they take care of the woman that is there, and he finally gets his turn.  Now privacy be damned, because someone else called me up, but I could get the gist, he asked for two prescriptions, and guess what, one of them didn't exist.  The other was a controlled substance (I suppose he got the Oxycontin for his wife *wink* *wink*) from a different pharmacy!  Of course he didn't know where that pharmacy was, even though it is on the same freaking road, just a couple miles down.  He couldn't understand the directions, and here I am waiting for the pharmacist to approve my order
What Color Should You Stay Away From?
You Should Stay Away From Pink You are a strong person who doesn't back down when times get tough. You're ready to take on challenges. You are honest and open. You love rational, logical discussion, and you're turn off by anything too emotional. The color pink sometimes represents weakness and inhibition. By contrast, you pride yourself on being bold! Pink can also be a bit claustrophobic, and there's nothing you seek more than freedom. What Color Should You Stay Away From? The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings
The Man With The Sick Peen
Sooooooo the sad man with the sick looking cock is hittin on me in my SB... dont be jealous ladies....     go Buzz: 100%sh*t faced! Level: Grasshopper (3) Gender: Undecided, 23 Location: United States 10:36pm go: you look like such a tranny 10:37pm Kloverlynn: and you look like a pathetic fuck with a sick cock\ 10:38pm go: yeah, i noticed you're obsessed with it. 10:38pm Kloverlynn: lol if by obsessed you mean disgusted...then sure 10:40pm go: it's pretty funny. you always have to look. 10:40pm Kloverlynn: ummmm funnier that ya always have to post it ...I look mainly because I like the laugh 10:41pm go: well its so easy to get a rise out of you white trash losers 10:42pm Kloverlynn: LMAO says the guy taking pics of is sad cock in his trailer hardly get a rise..I am laughin
Sugar For The Sweet
I just got a text from Woo: Did you put sugar packets in my purse? I wanted to say, no, I did the Equal, Philemon did the Sugar.  She caught the lightbulb right away, but I like the sugar made it from Saturday night till Detroit :D
This Seriously Needs To Stop.....been Goin On Way Too Long...
This dude has been nothing but garbage for years. I have all my stuff from back then but I'm too lazy to pull it all out. Sooooo my good friend Ninja did a much more up-to-date version and I think it's something you all might wanna check out for your own good....js.... Click here to see.. Also check out her other blogs too they are pretty much on point as well!...Thanks for stoppin by and reading as always ...I'll have more of well, the norm including some -big- surprises soon, I've just been so -distracted- of
Who Is She ?
                                                                      Who Is She?          With dark hair ,   and eye's of brown,   she's a beautiful woman   from a small town.     She's just an everyday girl, with everyday dreams, she's all that she appears, she's not what she seems, and she's searching for, something else.    When she came in, I could tell right away, she had come a long long way  she did what every heart does,  but she didn't know what that was.    With the eye's of an angel, and a heart of gold, she's got love on her mind, and much more to behold, still she's searching for a little more.    She's just an everyday girl, with everyday dreams, she's all that she appears, she's not what she seems, still she's searching for a little more.     She's lookin' for that Mr. Right, and someday soon He'll be in her sight, then she will know He's the one.    She's just an everyday girl, with everyday dreams, she's all that she appears
I was pimped and got an abundance of morons in my shout and status; 2 different conversations. The 1st one started in my status where he  asked if my tits were real.       Suga Lips: I grew them myself. I would think at age 41 you'd be able to tell the difference. 8:14pm realgh0st: have to taste them to find out... You;re one that can dish it out but can't take it? lol 8:16pm Suga Lips: You wouldn't be anywhere near them, I didn't dish anything out, moron. You came to MY page acting stupid. 8:17pm realgh0st: read you status bish... then tell me that... btw I have had much better in hand... 8:19pm Suga Lips: It's a fucking joke, douchenozzle and wasn't directed at YOU. Duh. Yep you've had soooo much better, but you're saying you'd have to taste Fuck off and grow up. realgh0st: mine was a fucking joke too. If you had some brain and less tit maybe you woulda known that. get over yourself you ain't all that and a bag of chips... call someone t
Since at some point in a relationship this topic comes up.... How do you feel about threesomes? And how do you think they can affect a relationship? Can there ever be "just one"? Or once you do it the one time, is it expected? And do you feel there should be rules set before it happens? What rules do you think are resonable?     As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.   Please check out the other questions of the day.   Please Rate This Blog
A Conversation Between 2 Stoners...
My brother - #1 Me- #2   a conversation from 2 stoners...1.Call me when you get to work tomorrow to remind me.2. ok1. got it?2. alright1. alright2. ok1. call me tomorrow, k?2. alright1. alight.2. later1. bye
Drama Blog.
I hate drama!   Oh look! some drama! *tackles it* Oh shit! Not this kind of drama! *runs*   YOU START DRAMA! Oh look! some drama! *tackles it* *points fingers* You suck! Whore! I hate drama!   Can you fuckheads do me a favor? Next time at least make it something worth trying to keep up with?.. Thanks bitches..
Non American Birds
So, originally this was called "British Birds", but I think there's a Welsh chick, a Swede and an Aussie in there too. Enjoy!   1.  Knock em Out - Lily Allen2.  The Quiz - Hello Saferide3.  Merry Happy - Kate Nash4.  Crazy for You - Adele5.  Help Yourself - Amy Winehouse6.  They - Jem7.  The Show - Lenka8.  Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine9.  Trouble Sleeping - Corinne Bailey Rae  I think next week I might go for something a bit harder.  We'll see.
What A Shit Day
started out well enough...then it went downhill as fast as the snow fell :( thank goodness i have an awesome boss.
So I have pulled way back from Fubar.  I was trying to decide what to do with my profile here.  I still haven't really decided exactly in what capacity I want to participate in the game called Fubar but I have decided a few things... If you are on my friends list please refrain from the following... 1.  Asking to be added to my family 2.  Asking for my IM address 3.  Asking for me to text you 4.  Asking to see NSFW pictures 5.  Asking to have me add "your name" to my name 6.  Asking for me to lock you in as my fu-owner 7.  Asking to fu-marry me 8.  Asking for salutes   Do you see the general theme here?  Stop asking for shit from me.  Thank you. xoxo Mia   P.S.  Refrain means STOP
Another Hero? (continued)
His shoulders creaked now in the morning. His rich, dark hair, now speckled with "just a hint" or "the most austere whisper" of grey. Depending on which kissass described him.Such was the glamorous life. Waking up to footsteps outside of your tent, always one hand on your knife, and a cavalier smirk on your face. How many seasons had he ridden with this fat, pompous, lord with a dirty little private war to fight?"Captain?" came a meek voice behind the canvas."Enter" the old campaigner had his boots on and enough leather to stop one clumsy assassin from hitting anything vital. He recognized the voice, another green farmboy looking to make a pittance at the risk of his life. What had happened to this land in absence of his king? Power vaccuums... good for business, good for war, not so great on the commonwealth and well being of your neighbors and former subjects.Did this boy even remember the nation? The towering spires, the great columns supporting auspicious knights and warriors, the
Something To Remember!!!
While you SCREAM at your woman, there's a man whispering softly into her ear. While you HUMILIATE, OFFEND and INSULT her, there's a man flirting with her & reminding her how wonderful she is. While you HURT your woman, there's a man that makes her feel better. While you make your women CRY there's a man stealing smiles from her.   While many may not believe that statement.  It is true  .... just remember this when you are screaming and she is leaving ... but here is the most ponient part ... it can be reversed!!!
Your Master
Your Master: call me lets have some fun Status: I need you to call me and help me beat off!!!!! come on? seriously? this guy won't take no for an answer. day after day of being shot down and yet he still has the nerve to show up in my shoutbox. My Reply: people get paid for this shit..what makes you special enough to get it for free??? knock yourself out..perv
I awoke this morning to the sound of thunder... something which doesn't normally accompany snowstorms, so I knew I was in for a fun drive to the job site. I had the company van and had to drive about 56 miles south to do a robot calibration. I wasn't even to the end of my street before I was feeling like the van wasn't the best vehicle to be in. Nothing had been plowed, and at 6:30am, it's not like many people had driven over it, either. I made the left turn on to the main street and had to stop at the light. The intersection went slightly uphill, and when I started moving I could feel the van moving sideways more than it was going forward. I was stuck. Put it on low gear, reverse forward reverse forward... I was finally able to get down a side street where I thankfully had some traction. I blew through stop signs, knowing if I stopped, I wasn't going to get moving again very easily. I finally made it to the freeway. The cars were backed up onto the street, waiting to get onto a dead
Alright For Some Given This Current Economic Climate Hey?
'Hong Kong announced on Wednesday that they would be giving away $6000HKD (about $770 USD) to each adult permanent resident in Hong Kong. The government will also be issuing salary tax cuts due to a fiscal surplus for the fiscal year ending on March 31st. This plan of giving out money to almost everyone replaces the plan that they had earlier to give that money to retirement savings accounts. Lawmakers and social groups commented that it is ineffective on low-income groups. The government would waive 75% of salary taxes. It is estimated that there is a surplus of $71.3 billion for this fiscal year.'     AND Hong Kong is pretty much the lowest taxed country in the world... Not to mention things like public transport is uber efficient and up to date with the latest tech... and CHEAP.   Man I so gotta get my residency sorted out. A British passport doesn't seem to have that much desirability as it once used to!
How Do You Honor A Veteran
                                                      How Do Honor A Veteran?         How Do You Honor A Veteran?,         do you do it with a parade?,         is that really enough,         for the sacrifice that they made?         How Do You Honor A Veteran?,        do you listen to the stories        they may tell ?        does that change the fact ,        that what they went through        was pure hell.         How Do You Honor A Veteran?,       do you give them a day off       and call it a holiday?,       for all they've been through       don't they deserve that anyway?         How Do You Honor A Veteran?       I'll tell you what you do,       The next time you see a veteran,       walk up to him/her and shake their hand       and simply say " Thank You!"  
Something To Smile About
So my son's best friend for life is finally out of the army.  Less worry on those who love him.  He had a very close call in Iraq and we are all so very thankful he is home for good now!  The best news is he is moving into the townhouse right behind me!  I have my #2 son back and close!  We are very excited about it!   This weekend is Blake and Khloe weekend.  Those two have my heart.  :)  The lil Princess is now established in her walking and jabbers constantly.  She says 1-3 word sentences, but rattles off a bunch of jibberish often and it's hilarious.  Her lil personality is growing daily.  lol   Blakie pooh is playing soccer now!  It's great for his lungs.  When I look at him and see the difference a year has made my heart swells.  This time last year we were seriously scared he wouldn't be with us much longer.  I am so blessed with these two lil miracles who are my grandchildren.  :)
Mumm's The Word...
Anonymous #4 Dear Ninja My question to you is....what is the most productive/efficient way to do a leveling mumm to ensure proper # of votes and not the standard mummers bashing...Should there be mass amounts of bling ran that day etc etc etc please help   Best answer: The most productive way to get your mumm votes would be to bribe people for them. But, that might get a little pricey. Running an ability bling (most likely a god mode) and offer bombs for votes will help you get some. Having friends promote for you will as well. Perhaps offer an ability bling to the person who helps you get the most votes as well. That usually gives people an incentive to be helpful.   As for the MuMMers, that part might be a little tricky. Since you're not Obi-wan and don't have the Jedi Mind Trick action, you might have to suck it up and take it like a man. Try to stay away from tattoo, hair, or political mumms. If you insist on comment approval, you will be able to slow the flow of the m
The General Public...
Working with the general public is killing me inside. Day in and day out I'm being yelled at for shit beyond my control and it's literally making me hate myself. It's ruining me. I've never been the easy going, happy go lucky type...but fuck! I'm sick of being so bitter and hateful. I've had it with people thinking the world revolves around them and that they will get there way if they yell the loudest. It's tiring. If something goes wrong and it's my fault I have no problem taking the blame, apologizing profusely and doing whatever I can to make the customer happy, but when it's something like a manufacturer pushing a purchase order for something out to a later date I can't change that. I can't call up Rowe or Lane and say "Hey! Hurry the fuck up! This idiot needs his recliner yesterday!" Honestly, if an ottoman or an end table is going to ruin your day you should look deeper into yourself and realize that it isn't the end of the world if you have no place to set your glass for an ext
Sleeping Disorder
okay so someone said it's unhealthy to get less than 2 hours sleep a night... meh maybe there is some truth to that but i've always managed anyway... but to share... i have sleep paralysis so some nights my body freezes and the left side of my brain activates and i hallucinate... i also have nightmares on pretty much most random nights i manage more than 2-3 hours...  and yeah i like scary movies... but my nightmares aren't quite fun... i have very vivid dreams... not just sight and sound but smells tastes and even feelings.... ever wanted to know what it's like to be someone else.... well i do... now imagine if that person was getting a thrill out of killing people.... (no i'm not joking) and then switch and play the role of the victim... knowing exactly what he plans to do to you.... and how he's gonna take his time... to be able to feel what they feel exactly... the heart racing fear or excitement... and when you wake up you don't quite know who you are... reality is blurred and
I Was Bored....
  4:05pm limited ed...: 4:07pm Mud: i hope a weasel crawls into your cunt you worthless whore 4:07pm limited ed...: excucse me 4:07pm limited ed...: i was just being nice to invite u 4:08pm limited ed...: im not a whore 4:08pm limited ed...: so u barking up the wrong tree 4:08pm Mud: sorry i meant to say i hope a rabid weasel a tiny little fucking animal... crawls into that dark decadent hole of yours and dies you diseased whore 4:09pm limited ed...: well glad ur talking about urself cuz ur words ur discribing u 4:10pm Mud: glad you don't know how to spell for shit either i guess they didn't need that in whore school 4:11pm Mud: or did your daddy turn you out himself 4:12pm limited ed...: hahaha u need a life fag boy 4:12pm to limited ed...: i'll bet you liked sucking daddy's dick didn't you? 4:13pm reply limited ed...: u must of cuz ur saying a
Today's Birthday Girl..
Welp, we have another birthday!! Once again, someone else, despite what you may see or -think- you know about, but only when actually getting to know someone the truth you wil find...with that in mind, I'm wishing a very happy birthday tooo... XxJUICYxX@ fubar Be nice. On a side note, please don't get butthurt if I didn't do a birthday blog for you, if I didn't it's because you didn't ask. I'll give anyone a birthday blog if they ask and I think they are cool, because well, it's my blog. And on a side note, apparently the last birthday I blogged here had some "issues." Comments were deleted and for the first time in a very long, long time, I have absolutely no idea who what when where or why it happened. So I'm not telling anyone what to say out here, I never do, if you can comment then your thoughts are welcome as usual but I guess there is something going on that even I have no idea what about.. ...anyways enough of that, go love on the birthday girl and oh yeah, once again
I am truly tired of being the gullilble fool I am I believe the lies that others tell me, why you ask...because I only ever want to see the good in people. I think I will change who I am, and start thinking everyone is lying until they prove otherwise. Pissed the hell off.
What Comes Around
                                                               What Comes Around         I saw my first true love      just the other day,      I said "Hello" to her      but she just walked away.        I told her I missed her,     and asked if she still cared     she looked at me and said     "Why should I?,      when I needed you the most      you weren't there."         I didn't know what to say,      or if there was anything to say at all      Although I had feelings for her,      for me out of love she would fall.           Right then        everything I always wanted        suddenly came to a crashing halt        now I'm counting the many ways        it was all my fault.            I didn't know        I hurt her so bad        I didn't even give it a thought       I should've known that love and respect       were the only things you ever sought.           Later on I realized       without me your life       would simply carry on,       now I
Coming Home
                                                                      Coming Home            Sometime ago I went away       because of what happend       one cool September day.          I went away        to a strange land       when I get home       I'll explain why       and I hope you'll understand         I was one of many      that held their head up high      while in a crowd,      I was a soldier that served their country      and for that I am proud.         I can't wait to come home      to our great land      I've accomplished my mission      and can't wait to leave       this hot desert sand.         When I get back      I'll tell you about the people I met      and all the places that I'd roam      I'll have a lifetime to share it with you      because your (Mommy/Daddy)      is coming home.
Hey kids, wow I didn't realize it had been such a long time since I actually wrote one of these on here. But I figure with the holidays and all here, it would be a good time. .. ..first off I hope everyone had a very happy holiday season and a Happy New Year. Some of you have been very generous this past year, while some of you are really starting to show your true colors out and about this vast expanse of webspace called ..sometimes time heals wounds but at the same time can shed a new light on the -total- picture of what someone is about. You know this past year, in addition to everyone's favorite fakes that we nuke, stupid that we expose and all of that "headline" kind of stuff, there's been just alot of well, interpersonal drama around here. At least from what I've seen in the time that I am here anyways.. Married dudes chasing young out of their league ass. Check. Girls that "don't do nude pics" having their pictures that were -never- taken in the first pla
Spreading The Joy .....
A sampling of my day     Customer: is that your black car there ? Me: no it is not Customer: we drove by and saw a place to park up front turned around in the grocery store parking lot and when we came back that black car was parked there ... they took our spot I think that is rude my husband does not walk so good.  Me: blank stare ***********   Customer: it has been so long since I have been here ...EVERYTHING has changed Me: no things are the same I have not changed anything recently Customer : oh no no no EVERYTHING has changed it is under new ownership Me: uhmmm I am the owner and I am not new Customer: no it is new owners Me: blank stare   ****************   Customer: how much is the Medium Gouda Me: we have it on a good special right now ... 2.29 100 grams Customer : If I buy a half wheel I get 10 % off still ? Me: Normally yes but not when it is on special .... you save $10.00 a kilo with this special it is a great price Customer : but I al
God Mode
When I finally get to 20M to level, I'm running my God Mode. Thing is, I'm wondering if I should take full advantage of my whoring abilities and charge people credits to get in my family? lol.  I know, it's horrible. If I do do that, how many credites should I charge? I'm new to this "whoring" thing....   Any ideas?   Love you all!!
The Sellsword's New Pants (part 7)
"At first I just wanted to run-" no one likes hearing a story about inglorious retreat"I wanted to take what little blood I had and spend it as far away from those monsters as I could""The rain was coming down in big, thick sheets, my feet could barely hold ground, but I stomped and drove myself as hard as I could to the artillery line"He remembered flinging off armor, packs, belts and straps, he remembered the sharp severed sting of torn muscles and open wounds as he plowed through the downpour, waving his arms like some wild, gangly upright bird shooing foxes from a downed nest.A shot was fired and he felt wobbly, forceful air rip by his head- that's when a fatal flaw in his plot had come to his attention.The regular army riflemen and canoneers had no idea who he was, or why they should help him."When I reached the line, they were just setting up for the morning's first bombardment, the riflemen were on high alert expecting raids or sabotage, so needless to say when they saw a conspi
I Need Help
I know I blogged this question before...but I need assistance again The weather is breaking and I want to start running outside...I need new songs to keep me moving and motivated I also need angry music for punching shit and fast paced stuff for cardio. Help fuckers. Help now.     Oh, I love you all!
Sign Of The Times..and A Picture Problem Update.
Here's your "sign of the times" posting for today. So I randomly signed in the other night to check on what was going on and looked up at the Happy Hour. It was someone that had me in their family for oh I don't know, three years. This person rarely comes on here anymore and might be making a comeback or whatever's going on there. So I realize right that I'm not getting any famplifier rates. Odd I thought, so I check out their family and lo and behold what I see - the other wonderful buy-in kings and queens are all loaded up and jacked in there. I'm not going to name names because it's really not worth it. Bt my friends it is a sign of the times. When I asked this person what they paid it was 4 credits. So for about 24 credits combined, to me, that's a lost three year friendship. Funny how things work out around here when there are points, rates and rank involved huh? How many of you has this happend to? And before you do things like this, please think about the effect it will have on
The Real Issue
everyone has been either screaming about or laughing about the blog posting NSFW pics normally sold for bling including myself.  Today I decided to poke around and wondered why they were not using the sites rules of TOS to get the posts deleted as that particular forum had obviously broken the rules of TOS by giving links to profiles. I even went so far as to get it posted in JDs blog (I feel dirty) so they could try that route. Then I suddenly realized I was an idiot and the REAL problem was right before my eyes and I missed it.    this is the TOS from that site      3) No posting of personal information: This includes last names (initial only), phone numbers, addresses, etc. This also includes social networking links. First name/last initial is fine. Also, do not post or ask for age, school, or grade.8) No trading: This includes exchange of IM/email information to do so. You either share on the board or you don't. Additionally, no selective sharing: either post on the board o
It’s been awhile since I tried to fill up one of these barren fields of white. It was a nice Sunday.  Went for breakfast with the family and then had a quiet kind of do nothing rainy day on my hands.  I cleaned, which I always end up enjoying while I’m doing it and pleased with myself afterwards for doing it, but I have to fight to get myself there.  It’s kind of like working out in that way.  Well, it’s exactly like working out in that way.  I’ve been good about that though.  I think in the next couple of weeks I’m going to buy myself a good bicycle and take a few hours out of the weekend to ride.  Maybe take my camera with me. One of the best parts of today is it was warm again so I could open the windows.  I hate the winter for that.  It stifles me…inside and out.  And the world smelled wonderful today.  It’s that smell that comes with the rain in the spring.  It smells clean and it smells like life.  I’ve been reading Americ
Fubar Class Warfare.
..and this brings us to today's posting. *FYI* The image above was plucked from a blog comment in a public forum regarding the new rules regarding NSFW style picture flagging policy, thus it is not NSFW. Is this mindset the common point of view? So, people that spend on Fubar are sluts? Or is it a jealousy issue because of the people that spend and play the game better than others? What exactly has prompted this backlash toward high spenders and bling runners? Is this a 99% vs. 1% issue? That's what comments like this look like to me. What's funny is the vast majority of the people that are "oh so offended" by the "Nsfw" variety of defaults really don't do a god damn thing to support the site in general. Anyone else also notice the drastic drop off in ability bling being run? Does anyone else realize this?.. I read that blog by admin referring to it and if you take a look at the variety of commenters, you will note a common quasi theme there, now won't you. Alot of those people ar
To The Pokers...
Dear Pokers, Just so you know to get the Achievements for the poke amounts, if you return a poke it does NOT count toward your total. You can keep track of where you are at poke-wise on your Achievement list. Don't get butthurt if your pokes aren't getting returned. Glad they found a new use for that feature...carry on >:)
New Dildo Dens Listed....
Google shopping does NOT like the words "dildo" and "den" in an item description and has rejected my items when I list them this way.  So, it is back to the drawing board for me on "names" I may not even name the damn things because they are such a verstile pouch.   Anyway, I listed new items... along with the dildo dens, I made Nothing 'butt' Aprons (Thank you boopsie for that name, which WAS NOT rejected) ,  a few new "heavier duty" dog toys made from recycled denim a custom bag for peace AND all that and a simple brown costume suede bag.  I do not have a VIP at the moment.  So, you will have to view more pics here or here   I'm still running a studio sale 30% off all of my products and if you leave a comment on artfire (you don't need to be an artfire member to do this) you will receive an additional 5% off at checkout! Like GREENING DRIVE CREATIONS on facebook and receive a coupon code for FREE
While No One Volunteers For...
...the big "C", the form I have is 'bout as mild as it gets.  Nevertheless, I'll soon be receiving chemo  --  & not at all sure how THAT will alter my work, exercise, & fu "routines". 
Gifts The Keep Giving.
from: likalittlehottie Eagle Creek, OR subject: likalittlehottie sent you a Panty Dropper received: 11/3/2012 01:03 am replied: no   block this member "please just follow the " Drinks raise your buzz meter and help you earn bonus points for everything you do on fubar! For example, if your buzz meter is at 100%, you get a 10% point bonus for everything you do on fubar!!! (click here for more info)   Click here to return the favor! Click here to see this gift on your profile.     Not really sure how to take this..
One Way Canadians
10:08am To Helly:    [link] 10:09am From Helly:  im ignoring you 10:10am To Helly:  How can you ignore me if you replied to let me know you are ignoring me? 10:10am From Helly:  LA LA LA LA 10:28am From Helly:  whiner 10:30am To Helly:  I knew you couldnt ignore me   *sound of crickets chirping* I HOPE THIS MARKS THE END OF THE GIANT FAT COWS NEKID IN BATH TUBE LINKS TOO!!!!!!
Woman Tries To Buy Ipads With Food Stamps. True Story.
Ever wonder where all of our hard earned taxpayer money goes? Into the hands of low life scum sucking society killing people who try things like this: Ipads with food stamps. Wonder if she has a Fubar account. lol. Peace.
Thank God My Boss Has A Sense Of Humour
Trivial work thing but wtf   We have email distribution lists for work...some of them have thousands of recipients.   Every so often, somebody accidentally sends an email to a distribution list.   And then the chaos ensues.   Every motherfucker with less than half a brain 'replies all' to god knows how many people saying shit like 'please delete me from this list' and 'I don't think I should've gotten this email'.   Every time, I lose my patience (shocking I know) and do a reply-all of my own. These messages range from the constructive to the facetious; I rarely foray into the brutal because, well, I don't know who's on the list.   One started yesterday. I went with facetious. It stopped for a while. But there's been about 100 more today. My Saturday. No, I can't ignore them because I have colleagues who may be actually trying to reach me for something important.   Members of the major leadership teams are doing it. So I backspace like a motherfucker about 15 times. Becau
Prayers Needed Please
My MIL was in a severe car accident yesterday... totalled her car around a tree.. she is alive but very injured...  Altho he is an Ex, I am still extremely close to his Mom & family....    Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers...   thanks so much   as always peace baby that is all   
Update On Me!!
Today has been an excellent day. I almost couldn't be happier. Why you ask? Well....   1. I got my therapy appointment moved up. I start the day after tomorrow. 2. I went to the cardiologist, only to ask a question. He rechecked my levels and said I was fine. I don't go back to him for 2 months!! 3. I can go back to one of my jobs Friday. On light work. 4. I only owe $50 more bucks on my oldest son's braces.   I did ask if it was too soon to move everything up and skip appointments.....the doctor said, "No. That means you're healing just fine and at a faster rate."   I'm so proud!!!   Love you all!!!!
I Need My Ass More Than You Do!
Background Information you need to know: This guy's profile picture was of a baby wearing huge boots.... and he had two other peen pics in his album. Also, level requirements had me jonesin' for drinks from noobs.    Enter name: Hi dear... 8:24pmEnter name: How r u???? 8:24pmfuzzy bunny: I'm ok, and what luck  8:24pmEnter name: U luks really gorgeous. ..ur eyes ur lips and ur boobs are amazing ......lovely 8:25pmEnter name: Gud... 8:26pmfuzzy bunny: would you like to buy me a drink?  8:26pmEnter name: K.... 8:26pmfuzzy bunny: and thanks for the compliments... I'm assuming you mentioned my boobs because based on your profile pic you're still nursing? lol  8:26pmEnter name: Listen u first check out my pics..... (the two minutes I didn't respond to his shout I was going to check out his pictures... impatient much?) 8:28pmEnter name: R u there hun... 8:29pmfuzzy bunny: yes, I checked out your picture 8:29pmEnter name: And I senf u a drink... 8:30pmfuzzy bunny: I see that...
100 Wise Things To Ponder.....
“ 1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them. 2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message. 3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it. 4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck. 5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home team or your government. 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Don’t underestimate free throws in a game of ‘horse’. 8. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. 9. Don’t dumb it down. 10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut. 11. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack. 12. Never park in front of a bar. 13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly. 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend. 15. Hold your heroes to a high standard. 16. A suntan is earned, not bought. 17. Never lie to your doctor. 18. All guns are loaded. 19. Don’t mention sunbu
Someone Left To Change Their Tampon For Good..bad Dr. Black
James FE2 BadAs... its gunna suck once i hit a level that i gotta run a HH ... New Jersey Whats your favorite B&J Ice Cream created @ 08/26/2013 07:13 pm expires in: 23 hrs [EVERYONE] Share this MuMM:
I Hate Cancer Takin Two More I Love
Cancer Took My Mom She Was 58 Spread To The Brain In June Of 1979 ... That Was Not Easy . Then June Of 1996 My Second Oldest Torrey Mitchell 24 Diagnosed With Pancrease Cancer Watched Him Suffer Had a Tube To Inserted For The Bile For The Mass Was 71/4 centimeters by 7 centimeters Was not Good . Broke My Heart To Watch Him  , He was Then Put In Hospice At Ashtabula Medical Center . Where On 3/14/97 11:57 am He Passed Away 3/18/97 Buried a day Before His Birthday . Then May 17th My Best Friend My Friend That Always was There Cindy Messena She Had Her Breast Removed For Cancer She Ended Up With Mest Of The Brain And Passed Away May 19th .. I Buried Two In Less Than a Yr . Now I Have Two More One My Once Fiance Of 2yrs 8mos Lonnie Terminal No Chance To Live & His Sister Connie Like a Sister To Me Terminal Both Lung Cancer .. I can sit Here And Be Strong With This I Know They Will Not Suffer No More .. But Even When I Was In Nursing I Cried More Than I Ever Done I Sat With Many That I Didn
Vip Lottery!!!
     I have decided to change things up a little. I will be keeping access to my folders and videos at 65 credits, but there will be a twist going forward. For every 10 who gift those 65, one will win a 3 month vip!!!       With access comes all photos currently in my folders. This means that newer folders, added after the fact, are not included. Access to videos will be ongoing. This means that each time I make a new video, I will email out to everyone who is on the list.      The 3 month VIP is a way of thanking you. I can't do it for everyone, but I do appreciate all of the love, and hope to return it in a more meaningful way. If you have any feedback, please feel free to share, so that I can make things even better for you. Thank you so much!!! Ash
Fifty Shades Of Thoughtful, Artful Prose
For Better Social Skills, Scientists Recommend a Little Chekhov By PAM BELLUCKNew York Times October 3, 2013 Say you are getting ready for a blind date or a job interview. What should you do? Besides shower and shave, of course, it turns out you should read — but not just anything. Something by Chekhov or Alice Munro will help you navigate new social territory better than a potboiler by Danielle Steel. That is the conclusion of a study published Thursday in the journal Science. It found that after reading literary fiction, as opposed to popular fiction or serious nonfiction, people performed better on tests measuring empathy, social perception and emotional intelligence — skills that come in especially handy when you are trying to read someone’s body language or gauge what they might be thinking. The researchers say the reason is that literary fiction often leaves more to the imagination, encouraging readers to make inferences about characters and be s
I Don't Normally Post Personal Stuff On Here
...but I'd appreciate any & all positive thoughts, vibes & prayers for my grandmother today, & days to come. For those that aren't aware because I haven't told them, I live with my grandmother. I have kinda taken on the caregiver role (while still having my own things going on in my life) as no one else will. I do most of the cooking & cleaning ...& the cooking & cleaning she does do I let her do because I know that it makes her happy, as she was very independant all her life & would like to hold onto as much of that as she can, for as long as she can. You could say she's kinda stubborn ...that might be where I get it from, haha. But anyways. She has thyroid cancer & went out of town yesterday to prepare for her surgery today. It's not the surgery itself that is worrisome, it's the fact she has heart issues, has had bad reactions to anesthesia in the past & the fact that even routine medical procedures bring her great anxiety, etc... that is worrisome. So as I said I'd appreciate any
I Think God Hates Me.
The clock reads 5:00 PM as I rest my head on my pillow. As I cut myself from the world and enter the dark abyss of the inside of my eyelids, I try to remember the last night I got a respectable amount of sleep. My memories amount to nothing. My mind is as blank as an empty sheet of paper. I let a smile erupt across my face because after taking a short nap, I know my brain will finally be at ease. In the two hours I attempted to catch up on some shut eye, I received 7 missed phone calls. In the two hours I thought would be heaven, I had 2 friends show up at my front door unannoucned. God must hate me.
True And False Game
ok here is a game where you answer the person last posted by saying true or false and then you ask the next question for the next person and so on. [Example: Jane Doe~ (true or false) your blah blah goes blah blah] ok I will start: you totally suck at math?
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True Love
True Love is hard to find and trust in a woman or a man because of trust and failure to love and trust each other it does tend to make it harder on a woman who loves and cares for a man and or is pregnant. No 1 wants to be alone but its hard for some men to love and care for a woman if she gains weight or gets preg its not fare to her when he takes off after this and jumps to another woman. A woman should never feel she needs to down grade her self or destroy her self esteem or even body or loose alot of weight to keep a man happy its bad when a man just wants a trophy woman to show off with to his friends and such. A woman is beautiful no matter her body shape or even skin color or even if she's a single mom with kids. True love is built on trust and love and caring we need more of this in the world because life is hard enough on all of us rather its work or school or even being out in public plus if there are kids envoled true love is even more important..Jay
Crying Silent Tears Tonight
Am crying silent tears tonight For real ones never come Life's not supposed to be this hard Joy should be there somewhere. I seem to have missed this place Where happiness must roam Maybe if I look hard enough I'll find in under some stone My path I walk is burdensome My life is just not fair It's filled with strife and troublesome So I'll cast my woes into the air A new love has found it's way to me So near and yet so far I hope he is looking up tonight At his special Star I say to him, my love is pure For this I am sure Sweet Witch will cast no spells Will never break your heart No matter how far we are We never stray apart
13 Cherrytap Rules
13 CherryTap Rules - Repost from Eragon1021 Oct 31st, 2006 ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. Also cover yourself up no one wants to see your shit. The captions under your picture that say "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. You're pathetic, stop begging for attention. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if yo
Untitled Poem
I finally crawled into bed last night, late. With visions of you still in my head. Anticipation pounding in my heart. All my senses filled with your existence. As I escaped into the dream world I know so well, I took you with me. We walked down the beach together. Our hands touching and our hearts bonding through them. The wind kissing our faces gently. The sand giving way under our feet. The warmth in our hearts that only a poet would understand. Finding an oasis in the never ending edge of the world, We sit beneath the giant tree, on the patch of thick grass that seems to have been put there just for us. We talked for what seems to be hours. Never running out of things to say, feelings to share, thoughts to exchange. I reach out to touch you and you stop my hand with yours. Our fingers touch. Our hands envelop each other. Almost as though they were making love to each other. Our fingers dancing. Our eyes gazing into each others. A soft and gent

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