Fubar Blog Posts 4

Going Back On The Road Again
well ive been on fu for almost a year!!an dhonestly its like my second life now ive met some amazing people on here some of which has helped me though some pretty rough days at times!!!!!!but m ylife has come to a crossroads due to alot of stress and no work i haft to go back on the road again!!see ive done carnival work sinc ei was 16 yrs old i havent actaully travelde since 05 but i cant seem to get nothing locally so it was a last resort for me!!my # 1 family is my sister if i havent been on for awhile shell know whats going on with me shes great show her love if u can !!theres a few of u who ive got real close with shared things i havent shared with alot of people ill miss you very much ill try to check in a smuch as possible ill be out there till oct almost nov but its good money and a chance for me to get on my feet well im gonna close this i just wrote it to mainly tell those of u whove been there much love ill see you soon #1 badboy aka billy

I'm An Idiot
Soo...today was my court date. I had to go get my license back and bring a proof of a new updated insurance. And...when it was my turn to go up after a fuckin hour of waiting...I realized that my insurance card was...in my gdamn house, on a table. I was so pissed at myself, I think the judge saw that and was pretty nice to me. He just rescheduled it for May 11th, and laughed when I couldn't pronounce the word "conviction". I am a retard. And now I have to go to another court to pay a court supervision fine that I never paid because my fuckin money order that I got a week after I got the fine. It has been a year... I am the most irresponsible fucktard you can ever imagine, and perhaps thats the reason I don't have kids yet. It just blows. GRRR!!!

Tonsils
So I went in to have my tonsils removed on 4/8. Things were goin okay, got to hang out in my paper gown, silly non-skid socks, and my bonnet. Got stuck a few times before they finally got my IV in. Not a big deal, needles dont bother me. So I am just hangin out on my stretcher waitin for them to come get me. Finally anesthesia comes and gives me versed and tells me its time to roll. Last thing I remember is transfering to the surgical table. My first memory after surgery was the staff screamin my name and shaking me. They were yellin at me to please wake up, I needed to breathe. I could here them and I was really tryin, I just couldnt open my eyes to do what they wanted. I could feel them checkin my blood pressure what felt like every minute or two and the nurse say it was dropping. They put me on oxygen and boy does that feel weird. I remember them saying I was satting at 80% at 4l/min of O2. Which is kinda crazy for someone without breathing problems. Needless to say it

Little Bit About Me :)
this is a little bit about me. i'm not sure where to start actually. normally i'm a very private person,but i was given the conviction to not be quite so private,mysterious and hard to get to. i recieved this confirmation/conviction today due to my recent rejection by all of my friends,family and my most dearest friend i have ever had in my whole lifetime. i am a christian now. it has taken me over 30 years before i asked god into my life. im probably not considered a newbie christian anymore,but i'm not sure what the criteria is for that. i still feel like one lol. i'm not educated or scholarly in those things. i have always been genuine with people,but very hard to reach. i am changing that because i was asked to do so,hence this blog. it's not somthing i'd normally do ever,but it must be done. i am part japanese and was raised buddhist by my japanese mom. my father was raised christian,but i don't ever recall him practicing christianity. i never knew if he believed in god or ever as

I Won Something!
I've been doing colaborations with photo-manip artist Phatpuppy. One of our works has won the National Association of Photoshop Professional's Editors Chice Award! I am so proud of this! Visit Phatpuppy and see some of her wonderful work. phatpuppyart@ fubar

Halp...
I will date you and be a step father as long as it not hellish for you and I am dead serious so please start texting me at 651 *** **** The above just came as a response to an ad I have up on a dating site...I have a clue how to interpret it!? Is he desperate or does he think I am??

Gone For The Weekend...
So, I'm going to this seminar/conference thingie and I decided NOT to take my labtop (shocking I know...). So that means I'll be off the FU for a few, but I didn't want anyone to think I'm ignoring them ;P I AM taking my iPod touch so I MIGHT jump on the wi-fi and bug some of ya quickly =P And for those that have my number, feel free to call/text when bored. I'll be busy during the day hours, but have a feeling I'll be bored as hell at night *sigh*. Anyway, take care all you lovely peoples!!!

In My Head
life is good 7 am and i am sitting on deck in back yard in robe drinking coffee not a cloud in the sky yellow lab sprawled out at my feet snoring just one of those days where all feels right with the world

End Of Spotlight
I had an amazing day with the spotlight. 462 friend requests 23, 229 tooltip views 7,070 photo views My pic was flagged twice (even after YotD unflagged it and I put a disclaimer telling people it IS SFW.) And I'm ranked #12 today! I'm not sure how many points I accumulated, but it's in the 100ks. Thank you so much to everyone that donated, I so appreciate it. XOXOXOXO

~thunder And Lightning~
~Thunder and Lightning~ Thunder is the sound made by lightning. Depending on the nature of the lightning and distance of the listener, it can range from a sharp, loud crack to a long, low rumble. The sudden increase in pressure and temperature from lightning produces rapid expansion of the air surrounding and within a bolt of lightning. In turn, this expansion of air creates a sonic shock wave which produces the sound of THUNDER. There can not be one without the other..... It's Raining here today....I love rain, hence the skin on my page.....works me up to want to Kiss all day mmmmmm.....anyway...I digress... The purpose of this blog is to give props to a dear friend of mine that is finding her way thru life....all the good, not so good, curveballs and fastballs.....and I hold her in high esteem for all she has done, not only for me but many, many others here in the FuNation. Thunder.....no matter who you are.....no matter where you are....you can not go without noticing 'Thunder

She's Gone.
My mother Mary Ann passed away today. She died peacefully. I want to thank all my friends for their support and kind words. I will be heading to Texas tomorrow with my aunt to pick up her ashes. Most of her ashes will be buried with my Grandpa Harris is California and the remainder will be scattered all the wild flower trail. I will be taking a hot air balloon trip soon to honor my mother. It was one of the things that brought her joy. Watching the hot air balloon festivals. Seeing the moon glow. It was one of the things she also never got to do. To ride the skies in one. She also never got to know her grandchilds or them her. They will never know the amazing woman I was raised by. They will only remember the woman in the nursing home. My heart is shredded right now. I will be taking a break but I wanted all my wonderful friends to know I was around. I am just grieving. Thank you Heather Lynn

*dance Dance Dance* *big Giant Grin*
WOOT!!!!!!!!! The Dead Rise at the Spectrum on May 1 and 2 Four of the original members of the Grateful Dead are reuniting as The Dead to perform in one of their favorite venues, the legendary Wachovia Spectrum, on Friday, May 1 and Saturday, May 2. The Spectrum is the ONLY venue in which the Grateful Dead have performed in the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s. Now the historic arena, known as America’s Showplace, is slated for demolition in the fall of 2009. How appropriate the band which holds the record for the most shows ever in the Spectrum will have the chance to visit the Spectrum for two more shows before they “tear this whole building down (from their song “Samson and Delilah”).” While the Grateful Dead haven’t performed at the Spectrum since March 17-19, 1995, the Dead did play at the Spectrum in November 23-24, 2002. The Grateful Dead first performed at the Spectrum on December 6, 1968, as part of the Quaker City Rock Festival along side Steppenwolf and Iron Butterfly. They

Big Bling Auction
This auction is for the choice of either an Auto11 bling or Cherry Bomb bling. This auction will end Sunday, may 3rd 2009 at 10 pm est. High bidder to pay and then choose bling he or she wants. Thanks and good luck. Bid inside this blog. All other bids are void.

Le Sigh
Am I the only one that when upset says whatever is on my mind at the moment, even if its something I am not wanting? My mouth has always been my worst enemy and I wish I knew how to correct it. Ya, I have heard stop and think before speaking, but there are times when I am hurting that I can't stop and anything on the tip of my tongue is spewed. Maybe living life as a mime would be better at times, yet I could never not speak, I am too much of a people person. I won't say what this blog is really pertaining to, all I will say is once again my mouth did it to me :(

Disappearance And Not Magical
Well I just got told the net will be off either Thursday or Friday depending on what day she is paid up through. Ugh my only way of communicating with so many of my friends. Yah, I can tell she definitely wants me out of here. I was told when I called the shelter on Tuesday that I am the 4th on the list, this is the UGM one. So that means my life will become even more null then it is. I need to get a life badly. This shit just hit me hard.

Blah...bored...10 Things About Me
I dont drink hard liquor I have a phobia of worms Most people dont like me I had a hit placed on me by mafia 13 yrs ago I have a terrible sweet tooth I like fish jerky I am fluent in 2 languages, understand 4 I almost fell off the 9th floor balcony when I was a baby I am the least materialistic person you know that doesn't live under the bridge I am really bitter

Another Attempt To Get People On Irc
K I'm only doing this oone more time. Since #fubar was fail because it was never full enough for people to stick around, go here. Go there immediately. There are people. Really. People. There are PEOPLE. Go there. Now. Go there. Go there. GO THERE AND GET ONTO IRC AND CHAT WITH ME DAMNIT, I CAN'T STAND THE F'ING SHOUTBOX. K? K.

Mother's Day
Wishing all the Mother's out there a Happy Mother's Day. May you be showered with the love and affection you truly deserve, not just today, but everyday. If there is no other half to your equation ... show yourself the affection you deserve and do something special for yourself and your children. Last week my son told me he wanted to do something special for me for Mother's Day. Being 8 is hard for him, his heart is big, and he was limited in what he could do without asking an adult. I asked his Dad to talk to him. Yes my ex with whom I had a bad relationship. His father arranged to take them shopping to buy me a gift, and, he is joining us for breakfast this morning. Why is it important to me ??? Because even though my ex and I couldn't get along to keep our marriage together, for the sake of my children, being able to see us get along as friends now, is even more important. I gained some respect for that man I once loathed because of our bad marriage. And I have respect fo

Short And Sweet
Nope, I'm not talking about myself. I may be short..but I'm really not all that sweet. Anyway..I was thinking about a new blog. Not sure what I'd say, but I felt like making one. My rambling is probably going to get the better of me, but I swear...it's really part of my charm. Don't deny it..you love it, lol. I wanted to do a blog where I said something to some of my friends without mentioning names..but I've done that before. And I kind of want to be original. Speaking of which, I'm not original. I'm a lame dork. A few people on here may tell me that's a lie. This is random..I just got a shout "Question for you, do you have yahoo messenger?" I wanted to ask him.."do you know how to read a profile?". But I can't. His user permissions do not allow me to shout him, lol. How does he expect me to answer him? He's so fucking stupid. Now I'm thinking about my "relationship status". My lack of one is kind of getting on my nerves. I was told today that I have the worst luck, lol. I've b

The Luckiest Unluckiest Person Alive
Hello friends. been awhile since ive blogged and ive gotten many questions aking about my foot and all that jazz and also all the new things ive been up too. Well many of you know ive gone back to work as an asst store manager for casey's which involves many hours of overtime which of course is good for my wallet but not so great for my health. The last blog i made consisted of the incision on the bottom of my foot had busted open and i had to go and have it re-stitched as well a series of antibiotic treatments due to an infection with it. I was told not to continue working until my incision had completely healed which would have put me off at least 2 weeks...yeah right. Since the beginning of all my surgeries my life has pretty much been on hold since Feb of 08 and im sorry but i refuse to continue to allow my children and myself to suffer financially from it any longer. So against all the doctors orders i continued working anyway and unfortunately ive done a lot more damaged than i r

Hotel
He never saw her open the door with a master key, slowly closing it behind her. Taking off her uniform, she slowly and quietly started creeping up to his bed, her back arched in a panther-like predatory pose. Looking at a streak of light falling on his face, she smiled and licked her lips. He had no idea that he was about to fall prey to her, basking in a dreamworld of carelessness and utopia. She looked at his body, lying there motionless spread out on top of a blanket, trying to escape the summer heat. At his strong arms and legs, entertaining the thought of him being so unaware of her presence...for now. Then her eyes fell on his semi erect cock nestled between his legs, and laying to the side. She extended her hand, and touched it. And then... he opened his eyes. "WTF??! Who the hell are you?!" He screamed in startlement, covering his nakedness. Like a panther, she leapt forwards, and put her hand over his mouth and another over his cock, squeezing its head in a palm of

What Has Happened? Where Did Ya Go?
My impending incarceration On Monday May 19th I am due in court and am facing 6 months in jail. It is due to a toxic relationship I was in with this 22 year old girl. She had talked me into shoplifting some things for her and like an idiot I did it. Ofcourse I got caught. I have a prison record for Assult on a police officer from 1999 so they are throwing the book at me this time and going for the maxium sentance on a misdemenor. Hopefully I can get another 30 day posponement or at least 2 weeks to self-surrender to the jail. If not I will be going straight to jail on Monday. Anyway I thought I should let you, my fu-friends know that I will be taking a long vacation from fubar in the near future. I would like to thank everyone for their friendship and help in leveling me to Godfather in only one month. I will return to you all asap. Take care, and god bless.

Twitter..
Just passing through and wanted to say I miss some of my Fubar friends..soooo...I'll say follow me on twitter and those who wish to keep in contact please contact me there...thanks and be well...see not much has changed..laters.. http://twitter.com/JohnnyDvl

Thanks So Much Friends..
I want to say thank you to all my real friends here.=) Some of you have really made me smile and I think alot of you.Most of you know who you are.The ones who have truly taken the time to get to know me and not judge me or my lifestyle have seen the real kind of person I am.I am sweet and kind and will help in anyway I can.I had been pegged by some as mean,a gold digger,snotty and thats not me at all.They just drew their own conclusions instead of getting to know the nice little girl from Arkansas.Remember get to know someone before judging them.I appreicate love Ive been shown on fubar.You guys make me feel like a million bucks.Ive been blessed to be quite popular here and I hope that I can make at least one person smile a day.Thanks for the love friends.Thanks for the laughs.Thanks for the rates.Thanks for the bling.=) I love you all and appreciate my time here.Its a fun place most of the time.I want a special shout out to Bunnylove for being a sweet girl.She's by far my favorite gir

Plz Just One Rate
OK HERE IT GOES. I DONT ASK 4 MUCH BUT IM TRYING TO HELP A FRIEND WITH HER CONTEST WHAT SHE NEED'S IS ONE RATE AND MAYBE A COMMENT TO SAY THAT YOU RATED HER PIC AND ASO TY ALL WHO HAVE ALREADY DONE SO TYVM 4 YOUR HELP PIERCED COPY PAST THE LINK 2 RATE THE PIC TO AND COMMENT http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2403422&albumid=1628899&i=2842898180&idx=15

Saga Of The Beast
I have this beast insidethat only I can see.He has always been thereThis was Grandfather Suns evil gift to meI 1st seen him when Iwas a very young boy.I played with rifleshad no time for toysI always shot trueI rarely missed.As boy I was well knownno one second guessedI was a hunter and many animals Ive killed.But even with thatThe beast was never fulfilledThen a sharp dressed manin a uniform of blue.Asked me did I have what it takesto be one of the proud and fewI looked in his eyes there was confidence, honorand no fear to be seen.I then went and claimed mylife long title United States Marine.I soon became the elite of the elite.The feats I accomplishedfew could ever beatI became a killer of menand that fed my beast inside.His presence grew stronger he became even more aliveIve done some things some would say in shame.But I never waiveredI put the beast to blameThe beast was determined and he never would never fail.I think sometimeshe came directly from hellThere came a time when the

Thanks To Everyone!!!
Just wanted to say THANKS to everyone that helped me get to Godmother!! Im not going to name names as Im sure this old brain would miss someone and I dont want to do that! I have the BEST FRIENDS on the Fu!! Stop by anytime and I will return the love! Thanks again, you guys made my day sooooooo much brighter!! xoxoxo Sunny

Viral Infection
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Kara [2] You were in the car with? Family [3] Went to the mall with? Same as above [4] Person you talked on the phone with? kara [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? Radio (John) T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? True Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? True Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? False Q: Broken a bone? True Q: Have shaved your head? True Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? False Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? False WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Eat [2] Be serious or be funny? funny. Why So Serious!? [3] Go to t

Foxisms
crabs hurt my feerings damn fetus clogged mah toilet date rape: no pain, no gain deepfrying a baby...brb did they use needlenose pliers to pull you out of your mother? dolphins make great lovers eating vaggies gettin a face transplant...brb God lives in mah pants having Fox flu honey, I'm homo!...err, I"m home! Hookd on Fonix is krap I'm just a ray of moonshine I have LemonAIDS I put Rape in Grape I put ASS in CLASS I make yoo feel good fo dollah I'm a chip off the old Eastern Bloc Is it too late to shove you back inside your mother? Masturbating to Barry Manilow's nudies My crabs have gonorrhea My rap name is Lay-Z My scrotal sac smells like rotten potatos My shirt smells like dolphin cum Please do not feed the crabs Penisfish Romance is lettin her keep the brown bag on Save rubber- use spotted owl skin condoms So you call THAT a penis?? The bigger you are in FU, the smaller you are in life The moment you were born was a biggest FAIL What doesnt kill yo

That's All?!?!?!
You Are 56% Nerdy You may be a bit surprised with this score, but you are more of a closet nerd than an actual nerd. Stop denying your inner nerd! You're truly dorkier than you think. How Nerdy Are You?

Today..
would have been, my 19th wedding anniversary. Im having trouble accessing how I feel about that. The former echos of failure that I was expecting would resurface, seem, distant. I almost feel guilty for my lack of melancholy, like I shoud at least pay homage. But yet Im strangely content, just seems surreal.

Disclaimer Inside
I am a flirt. It is a fun part of me. One of my most relaxing moods results in flirting with everyone. I posted a knotty poem today in response to a NON-MUMM that was posted. A decent poem but I was being silly and decided to be creative-ish. I know sometimes people take the literal meanings of things typed. My actions will contradict my words at any given time. I mean no harm when I am jovial. Tis just for the laughter. I belong to no one and no one truly belongs to me. I adore all of my friends! I happen to sleep alone. If I post something that confuses you or makes you curious, you only need to ask me to clarify it if you want to know. I will tell you. I can't promise you will like the answer, but you will be given it just the same. I find the internet to be wondrous in the amount of friends I have made and the conversations I have be afforded by this. I tend to stay offline when I am happy and content with my world. So please note that I am generally not so happy when I am onli

And They Get Paid For This?
"New research has given credence to the idea that laughter evolved in a common ancestor of the great apes and humans. Researchers tickled 22 young apes and three humans and acoustically analysed the laughing sounds that resulted. " Source : BBC Online

Feeling Of Her Soft Lips
Feeling Of Her Soft Lips My Fire stands waiting for me Her passions I can hear Though she stands far off now Our time is drawing near Many miles over open road I travel on swift wings Till I stand before My Fire My Fire is my brass ring Our eyes lock for the first time As I approach My Fire My hand strokes soft skinned cheek

Lol..sb Convos
My Shoutbox sueann: rubbing my pussy ->sueann: just rating pics and stuff sueann: wat u doing ->sueann: ok sueann: how are u - >sueann: hi sueann: hi BTW I dont know who this chic is. Maybe she was trying to test me, who knows. Anyways if you girls are gonna play the game..least play it right..LOL

Irc Fun
Boredom is a terrible thing. There is a reason, however, that I am never actually bored and only approach it, slowly.That reason is my ability to find ways to amuse myself.Example: I'm having so much fun right now. pretendin' to be a HNG and randomly demanding nude pictures from random women and then being all "mmm..yeah..can I laminate this?" "laminate it?" "yeah..you know..so the fluids won't damage it.." I'm basing my score on how many stop answering me at lamination what's the score so far? i love a good sporting event 9-6. 6 being the number who were either not freaked out or actively encouraged it. which is sortof worrying. so.. are you saying this humorously? or like really being serious I'm totally doing this. at least I'm totally doing the -saying- I'd never laminate pictures and masturbate on them. it'd be a waste of plastic. and also gross. almost forgot that bit.* entropy roots for the losing team ..oh wait, that's both sides.I know, you want to see an example, right? Well

Sex
This ain't a story. A conversation I had earlier made me end up writing something. Reading it, I think it's probably quite shareable. Why? Because I felt like it! So the conversation was about oral sex, with a friend of mine. Not the oral sex with her, the conversation. ;) So anyway, we got to talking about things we DON'T like members of the opposite sex doing when they're going down on us. Then we got sortof bored after like, two things each, and decided to guess what we thought the other didn't like. Since we've had sex maybe eight or nine times down the years - she and I have this random thing where suddenly we just want to rip each other's clothes off, the rest of the time we're nothing but friends, it's kindof weird actually... anyway, since we've actually HAD sex, this should be easy, right? Wrong. She had no idea the things I don't like, despite having mentioned a bunch of them in the past. This amazed me, frankly, since I'm hardly reticent about saying what I don't enjoy. O

Support Our Troops
It's long. Suck it up. READ IT! Benning honors Medal of Honor recipient, Army's birthdayBenning posthumously honors Medal of Honor recipient By Lily Gordon lgordon@ledger-enquirer.comOn Dec. 4, 2006, a 19-year-old Army private named Ross McGinnis threw himself upon a fragmentation grenade that an insurgent had tossed down the gunner’s hatch of the Humvee in which he was riding during combat operations against an armed enemy in Northeast Baghdad, Iraq.McGinnis pinned the live grenade between himself and the vehicle, absorbing all lethal fragments and damaging effects. That courageous act cost the young soldier his life, but saved four men from serious injury or death.For his gallantry that day, McGinnis, who was promoted posthumously to specialist, was awarded in 2008 the nation’s highest medal for valor in combat, the Medal of Honor. Robin Trimarchirtrimarchi@ledger-enquirer.com Retired Staff Sgt. Ian Newland, left, and Sgt. 1st Class Cedric Thomas were saved by Spc. Ross

My Birthday [so Far]
So far my birthday has been wonderful. I woke up to 3 texts, all telling me happy birthday. I sign on to quite a few comments and status' about me. I have gifts from people on here. [I really hope I thanked every one of you] My Mom and stepdad got me 14 carnations..red and pink. They are so pretty. That is only the third time I've been given flowers. My cousin is taking me bowling. Cubby sang to me on my snapvine A few people bought me bling I won't list their names here, but I KNOW I thanked them. Everything has been wonderful. I couldn't ask for a better birthday. I love all of my friends so much. I really do appreciate you all. ♥

My World
my worldmy mindmy spacepanchothis is where i edit my pagethis is where i read my emailsthis is where i comment on guest booksthis is where i comment on someone else's pagethis is where i chatthis is where i sleepthis is where i watch tvthis is my worldwelcumentercum lay wit melets make new discoveries togetherexplore wit melets find wat makes me mekiss metouch mestroke mesuc meofftill i'm dry

I'm Getting...
...Married. Yep, you read that right. See I was talking to Van on the phone and we got to talking about how it seems like, pretty much, every guy that I say hello to thinks we are in a "relationship". Next thing I know, it dawns on me..."if that's the case, what does that mean about me and Van?" I mean I say hi to him a lot, we have actual conversations on here and we talk on the phone. It MUST mean we are getting married. He agreed. So here's our question........ Do we have a traditional wedding or Do we just go to Vegas We need major help here!!!

To Anyone In Toronto...
If anyone is going to be at or near any of these places during these times and can do me a favor,please let me know.It wont cost you anything,might even net you a little bit of something.Nothing HUGE,but I can try to return the favor somehow.GM is setting up displays of their new cars and giving away a few things.Some of you know that PK and I are Transformer Geeks and one of the give aways is a Transformer that you can only get there.If anyone is able to get us one(or two) I would be in debted for FULIFE!!It is a long shot,but who knows.Thanks in advance. Square One today or June 25-28 Fairview MallJuly 2-5 Sherway GardensJuly 9-12 Bramalea City CentreJuly 16-19 Fairview Mall (again)July 30-Aug 2 Eaton Centre Reposted in new blog + edited,k thnx if you are heading to Sherway or Bramalea, the Aveo Swerves are gone by 1-2pm on Thurs, Fri and Sat and not available at all on Sun.

Next Weekends Bbq:)
Steak & tomato Kebabs w/avocado cream! Sirloin steak, cut into 1" cubes, dry rubbed with garlic, salt, chili powder, paprika, coriander and cumin, A couple dozen cherry tomatoes, A dipping sauce made of avocado, cucumber, sour cream, scalliaons, tobasco, lime juice, and kosher salt. There are four seasons -fall, winter, spring, and BBQ season!

Absence
My gran died this morning, and the funeral is on friday so I'm flying out to Cyprus early wednesaday morning, won't be back until saturday evening, maybe sunday. Just thought I'd let you all know why I'd disappeared for a few days in advance. Everyone take care.

I'm Kinda Scared....
My ex broke the news to the boys that she is marrying this guy, and moving to Texas, and that she wants to take them with her. She did this two hours before Neil's birthday party. Needless to say the party was ruined, because none of them want to leave Kansas. I had a "come to jesus" meeting with her Thursday night, and basically told her that if she takes them without my permission, that it is basically kidnapping. She had no idea she had to go through the courts to get persmission to move them out of state. I have joint legal custody, so she has to file an intent to move with courts and wait 30 days to do it.... So, anywho....after our "meeting" Thursday night, I think I have convinced her to take a year for herself, go down and marry this guy, and I will take full custody of the boys and raise them on my own, and then we can re-evaluate the situation. As much as I know this is the right thing to do, it scares the hell out me. My boys and I are tight, but I have no one here but

Whorish
I get asked why I always mess with those "popular" mummerfolk women. Answer is: Don't be a fcukin cunt hypocrite and find a needle in someone else's eye, when you havea log in your own. There is nothing more pathetic and disgusting than a woman that neglects her children, especially for a sake of an online bar. Its fuckin sick, and I hope those cunts get cancer and die, givin up the kids into better hands. Growin up, my mom would forget that I exist for most of her spare time, but she had sorta excuse: gettin her PhD in bacteriology or losing herself in books. So I felt the wonderful aftereffects of being raised by my friends' parents, who would feed me and iron my clothes. These whores dare to make fun of others in mumms, while whoring themseves out for blings, blasts, HHs, etc like 2 cent trolls. While their kids are running around, bein on their way to delinquency. Its the cunts like that that should be sterilized forcibly before they spread their vile seed and ma

R.i.p. Lisa... I Miss You So Much More Then Words Will Ever Speak!
Well, it's that time of the year again. For those of you who don't know, I'm not big on the 4th of July. I know that it is Independence day and all, and I can appreciate that. But I lost someone that was, is and always will be so very precious to me!!! Although it's been 13 yrs, it still seems like it was yesterday.... I had the most amazing friend that I grew up with and had known since we were little kids. Since Kindergarten as a matter of fact. It was a remarkable friendship that doesn't come along everyday. It was one that was full of pure bliss! It isn't everyday that you find a friend who you will never argue with or have a single disagreement with. We NEVER had so much as an ill feeling toward one another. We never looked at each other in a bad way, judged the other, or anything of that nature. When she was 18 yrs old, she had cancer and beat it! Lisa had to learn to do so many things over as she lost her right hip. I was so very proud of her. She then went into remissi

Big Things
Do you ever feel like you were made for something big? But dont know what? (and I am NOT talkin penises, I dont even care much for them to begin with). On a side note: what does it mean when you start forgetting simple words, names of people you know, etc? I feel like my memory is degrading, and its SOOO frustrating. Very.

Tagged*
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1:i smoke too much 2:i dont drink enough* 3:iam lazy about shaving my face 4:yet i find time to shave my balls,even though i dont use em' as much as my face 5:dont care for baseball or football 6:i take fishing seriously 7:iam lazy around the house,but get me outdoors and ill go all day long 8:i always do the dishes 9:i always have sex on the brain yet never whack it* 10:i need anotherbeer you'll know if you got tagged:-P

Raggle Fraffle Mrffff!!!
How is it that I have a GEEK for a daughter, AND a GEEK for a boyfriend, but my computer, which my GEEK daughter gave me, is running like CRAP??? I have run all the fricken anti-virus crap, re-booted, and DAMN NEAR put a hammer through the monitor. Which didn't happen ONLY because I have no clue if I even have a hammer or not. My computer is hiccupping. That's the only way I can describe it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr k done now :P

Concerts?
I was wondering what the last concert everyone had went to see. Don't laugh at me but the last one I seen was Poison.. Also which concert was your favorite, mine was 3 doors down, Hoobastank and Shinedown opened for them. I tell ya I've never rocked out so hard in my life! I am just wondering b/c I want to start going to more concerts and would like to know the best ones to go to :p

Missed Out On It
Yeah, its that time again, Im going back offshore for a month. you gonna miss me? I am Deacon ya know, as pointed out by LaLa...lol so since i started the embarrassing moment blog, as suggested by Lipstick, I had some good ones, better than the my regular boring blogs that the same 5 or 6 people who comment . but i dont have one to share today. so lets just give you a doh! moment... I was at a little house party bbq type thing that went all night. when the last of the people left its just me and the girl i was dating and her friend... well her friend went to bed in my girls room and we stayed in the living room and had sex. since i was pretty shitfaced i passed out right after like any guy does. it was an awesome day! so in the morning when I woke up on the couch i hear the girls gigglling about how i passed out and missed the night of my life...yes they were planning a threesome with me and my drunken ass passed out and missed it...DOH! and this happened when i was 20, these gi

Dear Ex Boyfriends:
Dear you, and you, and YOU, and future you, º Please stop calling me right when I finally feel like I've gotten over it all. Yes, you have some mystical telepathic ability to contact me at just the right time to cause me to doubt whether I really am over you, but I assure you I'm not impressed. I promise, I am over you. Finally. º No, I will not have your children. You may NOT come find me and "make an honest woman" out of me. You had your chance, and you fucked up. Some of you have had multiple chances and never failed to ruin each and every one of them. Getting yourself out of jail and getting a job are not incentives for me to pop out a few of your offspring, sorry. º Stop giving me rings. I already have a few from you, and you, and you, thank you. If I get one more ring backed with empty promises I'm going to hunt you all down and force feed them to you. Choke on it, you lying, cheating, co-dependent excuses for men. º

My Day...
...totally fuckin ruled... Soo...I am a member of an Urban Exploration group on meetup.com, and today me and 3 people from the group finally got out somewhere. We went to an abandoned Manteno mental hospital, which is like 2 hrs from me. Then we went to three abandoned houses in the middle of nowhere. The dude brought his uber fancy extra camera (he is a pro photographer on the side) for me to use, even tho I told him I'm not into takin pics. It was really nice of him, and I took about 200 pics alltogether. It was amazing...We left at 11am, and I just got home 15 min ago. Pics comin up

Lmao
A certain male wannabe mummer came and checked me out this weekend. He rated me a 10 and that is all. What makes this funny is that I am still blocked and it was a shock to see him online after all this time off. The doctor is back and it will only be a matter of time before he does one of two things... 1. Post a mumm 2. Go check out Bounty to bask in BH's naked glory...this ought to be fun

Boredom At Best
If the last person that you kissed said they wanted to marry you, you say?lol, I'd say no.Are you currently looking forward to anything?going to NC in a few weeksAre you wearing something that belongs to someone else?nopeDo you think someone is thinking about you right now?seriously doubt itWhat's something you really want right now?my stiff neck to go awayDid you go anywhere with anyone this past Valentines Day?nopeThis time last year, can you remember who you liked?I have no clueDoes it bother you when people respond to you with one word?kind ofWho was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?nateDo you currently like anyone?I doWere you single on your last birthday?yepAre you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?nahIs anything bothering you?kind of, but I'm really trying to not let it get to me too muchIs anyone else in the room with you?YesWho was the last person you had a conversation with on the phone?lizHow do you feel right now?tiredWhat were yo

To My Friends
No, I didnt fail to respond to you cause I dont love you anymore. I went to work out, and at 7 i dropped off a key from the gym at my dad's. So he and my step mom wound up feeding me for like 3 hrs. So there!

Breakdown. A Rant Blog.
..well, well, well….where to start? …The “fake” from the last blog was something totally unexpected and beyond the realm of anything that I thought it was when I posted it. For starters, just like scam girl and friends Sultry1, there was at one point, or there is, or may have been, the real girl associated with that profile. However her salutes clearly were photoshopped, badly. I guess the pigtails, plaid tie laying between her tits were enough to distract people from the obvious, like the fact her fingernails were blurred into the image portion of the “salutes” which was clearly badly made. The cowards got one deleted from Tinypic, but the are safe in my “Faker Crap” folder. Sure I had those that said she was real, and this and that, even people that claimed to have known her in real life. But at the end of the day, for everyone one of those stories there were at least five other members that said she was a total money-grabbing con, with the pro

Ughhh
ya know.. its bad enough that my skin is evil on my legs and upper arms... but when it starts being evil in areas that are hard to hide (like forearms) or in areas that make me have take off my jewelry... that really pisses me off.. GRRRRRR btw.. i have ezema and MANY things cause it to flare up including water from the shower {the clorine and other additives}, soap, heat, pollen, etc etc etc... my legs are scarred up and i am getting scars all over my arms now.. plus today my hand was burning so i moved the ring that i wear on my right hand.. the first one the hubby ever gave me... and suddenly had fluid going down my finger... stupid blister things burst.. so now i have to NOT have my ring on.. it hasn't come off that finger in almost 9 years.... except to be cleaned and what not i think my fingers hurt the worst even though my legs are burning pretty bad too...

Lets Just Forget It
If I could count the people I have met and thought enough of to befriend, I wouldn't. The reason for this is simple. Just because I think a lot of them as people..doesn't mean they feel the same about me. Regardless of words typed or spoken..it is what it is. So when I sit back and wonder how someone is doing? I should really just purge my mind of any short term friendships. I understand better than anyone that life isn't always simple or that time isn't always bountiful. However; I also know a damn brush off when I receive it. I don't take the time to talk to everyone who wishes to talk to me. I don't have the time for it. But when I make time for the people I care about it would be awesome if I could get 5 minutes of genuine conversation. I am thankful for the friends I do have. The ones who stand by me through all of my silent modes. As well as my not so silent modes. I decided to not bother meeting anyone else to befriend, it's just not good for me to get that attached to people.

Update
OK...so my sed rate is in the 70's...normal is 20 and under...(that is the amount of inflammation in the body) My kidneys are acting up again ...my potassium is low..and My T-cell count is in the gutter There is the update...bad day....but as usual this too shall pass they upped my morphine ;) Me and my lil man just had a very nice lunch together...I am gonna cry when he starts school next week. Kitchen is done except I am waiting on the mounting brackets for my microwave..so on to the next phase of the remodel. I miss Johnny I want sanity

Damn You Fubar
I just moved a bunch of photos, and they went from the album I moved them from, but then didn't appear in the album I sent them to. And they were ones that people had made for me of, like, my face on a soldier or ona Hellboy and stuff. So now they are gone and I don't know where. And cos I didn't make them, I don't have them anywhere else. So if you took the time to make me a thing that I ripped, and now it's not on my thing, that's why. I didn't delete your thing, I swear. :(

My Birfday
August Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .

Read This B4 Messeging Me
I am man enough to know when I screwed up and I did...ONCE. It almost cost me my marriage. So before you message me read this: I AM NOT HERE LOOKING FOR AN ONLINE OR REAL LIFE HOOKUP. DONT ASK ME IF I WANT TO SEE YOUR GOODS. JUST ASSUME ONE DAY I (WITH MY WIFE RIGHT BESIDE ME) MAY GET A WILD HAIR UP MY @$$ AND LOOK, SO IF YOU WANT ME TO LOOK JUST MAKE SURE I HAVE ACCESS. PLEASE DONT TAKE OFFENSE TO THE ABOVE STATEMENT, ITS JUST THE FACT IS I DONT NEED TO LOOK AT NUDES, I HAVE A REAL LIFE GODDESS HERE AT HOME. I DO NOT WANT TO CAM, CYBER, TEXT, PHONE OR ANY OTHER KIND OF SEX WITH YOU SO DON'T ASK. YOU ARE NOT WORTH IT TRUST ME. BESIDES I HAVE THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN IN THE WORLD HERE AT HOME, YOU WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME. I TRIED IT ONCE JUST YESTERDAY MORNING LIKE A DUMBASS (HENCE THE STATEMENT AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS BLOG) AND SHE DIDNT DO CRAP FOR ME, I HAD TO END UP LOOKING AT MY WIFE'S PICS TO GET OFF. SO DONT THINK YOU WILL BE ANY DIFFERENT. YES I DO HAVE NSFW PICS AND ONLY

Gettin' Cyphy
Audiogasm™ said:remy? where... pass the lemon juice ♂ΆяčнзŦұpє™ (ΜдяQ)♂ said:Walking around with a bottle of Remy martin, starting shit like some 32 yr old buff cartman [image] ,,, Oh hush Kara lol *REMEMBER*[image] -Each1 Teach1-BrassKnucklePoet said:this mufucka....hahahahahhahaaa.....the barber....cause archy be cuttin heads!♂ΆяčнзŦұpє™ (ΜдяQ)♂ said:*That was a spoof Eminem line yo lol, but yea .. The barber... makes me think of Sweeny ToddCrazy flick, yo...I ll cuttem from ear hole to a$$hole.Now ya know... cuz muh bro Drow told ya socall me barber barbarian.. every bar Im buryingThen raise it higher, now its set againResurrect and revamp the status quoFlex verbally to let my brain's veins showRadiating light - let muh fire glowPassionate mafuckr with insightful flowsCome original or Go the hell homeThis here for cre

Clarification
Welcome back, me. Let the bullshit begin. After being told I look like a transvestite man with a 5 o'clock shadow & a broken down meth addict skank in my first 2 days back; I have bitches to deal with. In case it isn't abundantly clear: this is an entertainment website. Fubucks aren't real. The drinks aren't real. The gifts aren't real. "Owning" people isn't real. Stop getting your fucking panties in a fucking bunch because I "bought" your online man. Thank you & have a nice day.

Oh Noes!
I think we should all be scared that a Kennedy died of something other than a terrible accident. What is this world coming to when we can't depend on a Kennedy to get assasinated or die in a plane crash?!?!

Sexy Signs.. (look For Yours)
SEXY SIGNS For all you skeptics who don’t believe in astrology, here’s a short lesson on how you can get more that your share of orgasms just by knowing what the sun signs are of people who swing from the rafters, try innovative techniques and like to please their partners. CAPRICORN, THE GOAT December 22 to January 19 Capricorns are self-abosrbed and are more interested in the sexual act itself than in the sexual partner. They want to dominate in bed because control is important to them. Outwardly, they seem quite old, but that’s only a defense mechanism; once aroused, they are tough and sadistic – eager to use paddles, whips, or vibrators for their sexual pleasure. A Capricorn woman doesn’t like to be surprised in bed, she wants to know what to expect. And don’t worry about a lot of preliminaries, because getting her aroused requires just a few nibbles of the ears and navel. A traditionalist who prefers the missionary positio

...........
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset She's going off about something that you said She doesnt get your humour like I do I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night I'm listening to the kind of music she doesnt like And she'll never know your story like I do But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find That what you're lookin for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one who understands you Been here all along so why can't you see? You belong with me You belong with me Walkin the streets with you in your worn out jeans I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be Laughing on the park bench thinkin to myself Hey isnt this easy? And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town I havent seen it in awhile, since she brought you down You say you find I know you better than that Hey, Whatcha doing with a girl like that? She wears high heels, I wear

[gundam Cliffnotes?]
I'm weighing the consequences of skipping ZZ Gundam and just watching Char's Counterattack.... ZZ is thus far the comic relief series.It didn't need to happen, and I already of one relevant character death. So what happened between then and now?I went from watching Z Gundam which had at least one death an episode, emergent psychics, politics, treachery, doom doom doom and X0079 was... well THE Mobile Suit series.Now they expect me to sit through some cornball teenage motley crew of screwoffs and antics?FUCKING ANTICS!?There's a group of kids (we're talking elementary school kids) in every series who serve as the comic relief or mischief makers for every series thus farthey actually KILLED one from the original in Zeta if that gives you any impression of how dark Z was.and now it just feels like- from the music, the characters and even the exagerated movements and expressions of the main characters thateveryoneis going to be the comic relief/troublesome kids....yeahsoNewtype Messiahs ve

Super Neon
Since I promised the bit about Florida Being flat. George and I rented a Neon. I did not yet know it but it was a super Neon. Our first stop on our interim road trip was in Las Angeles. We visited friends who were moving back to LA from Miami. In the two days we spent with them their cars and furniture showed up from the move. Because there was no furniture at our friend's house we spent almost no time at the house. We arrived went out to dinner came back crashed on patio furniture cushions borrowed from the neighbor. The next morning we woke up and the neighbor came over. My friends had lived in LA previously in this same house. They never sold it instead renting it out for the few years they were gone. When they moved back they already knew most of the neighbors who were the same. Including the neighbor who used to babysit for their oldest child. She came over to visit first thing in the morning. She looked exactly like what all babysitters would look lik

Randomness V2
1. I sing all the time. Truth is though, very few of you will actually hear me. Why? I sing horrible. 2. The only way I'll eat a bologna sandwich is with mustard only. Maybe I'm weird, I dunno. 3. Speaking of bologna, everytime I type it..I sing the Oscar Mayer song in my head. And yes, I really do know how to spell it without the help of the song. 4. I really should charge my phone every night. I let the thing get so low I end up having people think I ignore them. 5. Every time I go to Subway I get the same thing. I never change. I'm way too predictable. 6. There is a team on my bowling league that I really can't stand. The women are so loud it's crazy. I want to ram a bowling pin down their throat. 7. I swear, I'm really not evil.

Orgasms 101
Every girl should know and tell their girl friends. =) Subject: Orgasms 101: Priming for the 'Big O' Orgasms are natural, so you’d think women would have no trouble experiencing one any time they wanted one… or two… or 10. Still, about 70% of women fake it at some point. What gives? Here are 10 tips to get to the “big O.” Plus, how much do you want it? Rate your sex drive with our quiz… Maybe you’re too stressed out to enjoy a climax. Perhaps your partner’s not all that, ahem, stimulating. Whatever the cause, it’s time to stop going through the motions and start getting the big payoff. Here are 10 ways to help yourself have amazing orgasms: 1. Get out of your headIf you’ve got a negative tape loop running through your brain – Nice girls don’t… My thighs are too fat… I’ll be too loud – hit the Stop button! Self-criticism is a major passion squelcher. If yo

1 Mil For Autos Or A Bomb
Ok I know most everyone would love to have a Auto 11 or a Cherry bomb Bling,but not everyone can afford the with US Dollars or Fubucks.So what I propose to do is to give you a chance to get one for 1 Million Fubucks! Of course there is a catch,just like the way fubar has added tasks for us to complete to be able to level up now,you too will have a task to complete. Along with the 1Mil Fubucks you will pay you will also need to give me one pic of you to repesent yourself,and you will have 7 days to be 1st to 3,ooo rates on said pic."Even if days are left if someone reaches 3,000 rates the 1 Bling of their choice will be given" I will only do this with 10 or more people,after 10 or more people have agreed to participate at that time everyone will pay the 1 Million Fubucks. So if you think you might be interested in this please leave a comment on this blog or PM me. So what do you think........You In? SERIOUS ENTRIES ONLY Painter

My Nutball Stalker 9-10-2009
Please be wary with this chick. She goes after anyone that blings me and either tries to get blings or tries to make deals for Fubucks in exchange for bling credits saying its for PieDaDDY. The best thing is just to block her. if you read the other blogs under Insanity heading you will see how she has harrassed and threatened family/friends here and anyone that has blinged me. She is an unstable person. The moron tries to tell my friend who I have known for over 7yrs now that Im not a nice person but in the meantime offers bling in exchange for fubucks for my benefit. She has been stalking me since December 2008 ->~LIVING (t...: alright i sure will keep lovin on him he is a wonderful person ~LIVING (t...: Leave it please.......You just keep on liking him. Won't spoil it for u. Sure he has "his reasons"...... ->~LIVING (t...: not sure why he doesn't care for you but he's gotta have a reason he just doesn't hate on people like that ~LIVING (t...: Uhhhuu, shure he's. ->~LIVING (t...

9/11,eight Years After Tha'horror.
YOU WILL BE HATED FOR MY NAME'S SAKE,THAT'S WHAT JESUS SAID AND LEFT US WITH.I REMEMBER SITTING AND LOOKING AT THE PLANES AND THINKING,"THE HOLY WAR HAS FINALLY REACHED OUR HOME,THE UNITED STATES."I'M PROBABLY EVEN MORE DISTRESSED(IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT)DUE TO"OUR REACTION"TO THESE THREATS FROM THOSES WHO FEEL LIKE THIS ABOUT US"THERE'S ONLY ONE ACCEPTABLE OPTION IN WAR,AND THAT'S WINNING FOLKS AND WE'RE N-O-T WINNING CUZ THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOTALLY DESTROYED.INSTEAD,WE TROT AROUND LIKE"EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE"AND IT'S NOT,OUR DEAD AND WOUNDED SOLDIERS ARE STILL COMING BACK TO A NATION AND A GOVERMENT WHO JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND,THEY MEAN TO KILL E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E OF US,EVEN IF IT MEANS DYING IN BATTLE THEMSELVES AND AFTER EIGHT MORE YEARS OF BOMBING E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G THEY CAN.WE STILL"DILLY-DALLY"WITH THESE PEOPLE CUZ"WE"THINK WE CAN MAKE PEACE WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVE MURDER AND DEATH.HOW CAN YOU CHANGE A PERSON WHO THINKS WHEN HE DIES IN BATTLE OR SACRIFICIAL MARTYR,HE GOING TO A PARADI

Update-clinically Psychotic
OK YALL, HERE'S THE DEAL. IM ALMOST 4 WEEKS OUTTA SURGERY. IM HEALING BUT ITS GOING TO TAKE A FEW MORE WEEKS BEFORE THE SWELLING IS ALL GONE AND I CAN MOVE AROUND NORMALLY AGAIN. THE MENTAL PART IS WHAT IS HANGING ME UP. I HAD STARTED BELIEVING I HAD LOST MY MIND. I AM MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY DRAINED. ALL I WANT TO DO IS SLEEP. I HAVE HAD SO MANY THINGS GOING WRONG THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS. HAIR STARTED FALLING OUT AGAIN, GAINING WEIGHT, HOT ONE MINUTE COLD THE NEXT, BAD MOOD SWINGS, BREAKING OUT IN HIVES, FEVERS, SWEATS, MIGRAINES, INSOMNIA AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. I TRULY THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY MIND! GOOD NEWS FROM THE DOCTOR TODAY THOUGH, I AM CLINICALLY PSYCHOTIC AND COULD KILL SOMEONE AND GET AWAY WITH IT! (HMMMM LOOKS AROUND FOR MY NEXT VICTIM-OOPS I MEAN FIRST VICTIM) THE SURGEON TOLD ME TO CONTINUE TAKING ALL THE DRUGS I WAS ON TILL I WENT BACK TO ENDOCRINOLOGIST. ENDO. DR SAID HE WAS WAY WRONG. THE MEDS I WAS ON WERE TO SURPRESS THE THYROID FROM OVER FUNCTIO

Weird Dream
I just woke up from a strange dream... was really vivid.. basically it started out with me running... so i ran and ran... then i got caught by some chick... in my dream it was some lady who was apparently my sister on my dad's side but he didn't know about her... she was super bitter about me having gotten all sorts of attention from him but he didn't know about her. ANYWAY... skip forward a bit... she ends up having me somewhere and is holding a gun to my head... juuust as she is about to shoot two things happen... 1) i hear "mommy" and 2) her head gets blown off by a cop flip foward some more... she knew about me... and had written out a will for me to take her daughter (and all her other stuff) if something happened to her.. since she had no one else or something...you know.. the daughter that walked in when a cop shot her mom in the head? soo.. suddenly i am in this messy house.. with a 2 year old that is super clingy and freaks out if i am more than 2 feet away from her...

9/20/2009
BREAKFAST: Flatout - Light Italian Herb, 1 servingBanana, fresh, 0.5 large CARL BUDDIG, Smoked Sliced Turkey, light and dark meat, 1 packageFrench's Spicy Brown Mustard, 1 tspIceberg Lettuce (salad), 1 cup, shredded or choppedBanana Oatmeal Cookies RECIPE, 1 serving LUNCH: Cucumber (with peel), 3 cup slicesAthenos Greek Style Hummus, 0.5 tbspBaby Carrots, raw, 2 medium DINNER: Egg, fresh, 1 jumbo Apple juice, unsweetened, 7 fl oz Eggo Pancakes (3stack), 1 serving Sugar Free Syrup, 0.25 cup Blueberries, fresh, 0.5 cup Cheddar or Colby Cheese, Low Fat, 1 oz egg white, fresh, 1 large SNACKS: Cookie, Oatmeal Raisin, Home Recipe, 0.52 ozTums, 1 servingTortilla Chips, 1Salsa, 0.5 cupChewing gum, 2 stickApples, fresh, 1 small TOTALS: Calories:1,362 Carbs:206 Fat:41 Protein:51 THREE CUPS OF WATER -------------------------------------------------------- yeah so.. i had to do the tums for the calcium.. was way below.. sodium levels were high AGAIN.. i haven't had a good day with t

The Inkblot Test
You are Energetic and Bright You view people with optimism. You have many meaningful relationships in your life. You had more conflict with your mother than your father. Your relationship with her was difficult and possibly unhealthy. You deal with stress in a fairly normal way. Stress presents a struggle for you, but you're usually able to neutralize your emotions. You are a natural multitasker. You enjoy being busy, even if the amount of things you need to do is overwhelming. The Inkblot Test Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

Ross Campbell
Honestly, this man's artworks kills me. His 'Wet Moon' is possibly one of my favourite comic books out at the moment - vol 5 in shops now. I've stashed some of his artwork, but there's plenty more on his website Green Oblivion if you want to see more.

Yeah...
Does this ever happen to anyone else? You're sitting on the couch and your 7 year old walks up to wearing a tool belt, carrying a light saber and says he's off to play... Anyone? or is its just my weird ass kid?

Been Thinking...a Lot
So I have been thinking...it's never good when I start on this track. I tend to overthink every little thing in my entire exhistence LOL. So I am considering logging out for a while. Taking a few weeks to concentrate on the things I'd like to change about myself. Without any distractions. My days are a mixture of sadness and despair. Not exactly a fun place to be. So I figure I might clear my head a little and focus some energy back into reality. ;) I am not angry or hurt, not upset with anyone really. Just a bit confused and anti-social. I may send an occasional photo from the phone but I won't be checking in to see if anyone's come to look at it. I will be limiting my online time to the barest of minimums so please don't feel ignored ;) I just need to get myself straight. Winter is coming and I don't want to start hibernation in worse shape then I must. p.s. it's Jay's birthday :D happy birthday!!

New Car
I have, in some way, reentered civil society. I own a car. I’m contemplating getting health insurance. Lacking a public option, I may just cross my fingers and my legs, hope that I don’t die of aids or childbirth. Anyway: the car. I used to own a car. I hated it, preferred to walk almost two miles to work rather than drive my beast of a Chrysler (a ‘99 LHS, well-suited for the old, the infirm, the severely obese, the kinds of people who don’t mind shitty gas mileage so long as they have very, very large seats.) My new car is a 2000 Toyota Corolla, purchased for a song from a 40-something divorcee living in a trash-strewn apartment. The wallpaper border in his bathroom clashed vigorously with the yellow tile. That there is either yellow tile or wallpaper border in one’s bathroom signals distress. That there is both signals despair. I think he was in need of cash. Despite the fact that I am thirty years old and enjoying a blissful early r

An Explanation...for Those Who Care To Read It
I've decided to try to do things a little differently around here from now on. I've gotten quite a lot of a particular kind of attention and I think I've had my fill. It was fun while it lasted, but it might be time to quit letting everyone else stroke my ego and grow up a bit. My family list has suffered some dramatic changes. Gone are the people who were only there for access to the goods. Added (and kept) are those who have shown they actually give a shit about me. Forging bona fide friendships is more my focus than titillating the fu-masses. I plan on adding some pictures of my real live family on here, and I'm only interested in sharing photos like that with people who don't objectify me. I know the fate of the universe does not ride on whether or not someone gets to be part of my fu-family, but I thought someone might be interested in knowing what was going on. I could be wrong. Happened before! Anyhow, everyone have a great week and keep your eyes peeled for pics of m

Ordia - Rough Landing
The following is a small sample of a story I've been writing for...pretty much ever. It's about a man who is sent to fight a war against a race of aliens known as the Ordians. It takes place after his escape from custody, and his shuttle crashes on the aliens home planet, Ordia. ______________ The small bursts of multi-colored lights that are the Ordians lasers fly by him, as he pushes the ancient motorcycle forward, keeping his hand tight on the accelerator, and having no concern for where the brake might be. Mostly because he knew he would need as much speed as possible to clear the distance in front of him, but also, because he wasn't exactly sure that they worked. As he hit the bottom of the incline, he could smell the smoke pouring out from beneath him. The bike began to rattle, sputtering more by the second, and steering became incredibly difficult. Having been left the way it was, he was surprised it ran. Having gone through what he has in the last several days, he was not at

Interview 10/7
Sooooo... today I had my interview for the Quality Manager job that doesn't pay terribly well, but has a relatively decent commute. I walked into this place and they were kinda joking around. A couple minutes into the interview the general manager mentions he went to the same college as me (I'd had a heads up) and we talked a little bit about what it was like up there, got off track, started making jokes... then got back on track. The whole interview, I just felt so comfortable, and was totally myself, forgetting to try to make a good impression. The people who were interviewing me were the general manager, plant manager, and operations manager (over 5 plants in north america). And the HR lady. We spend most of the interview joking around and laughing. I thought, as I left, that if nothing else, this was a fun 45 minutes spent, and that at least now I have some recent experience with a live interview. They seemed to like my answers, and really encouraged me. Like when I got t

I Was Mean??
i quickly typed this out and posted it.... hence, the typos and spelling errors..:p was i mean or not? should i mumm this? "i gently kiss your ankle, kiss a tad highs, glide my tongue up your shin to the knee. from there, with tiny kisses, light nibbles, i work my way slowly up your inner thigh, as you spread slightly from my touch. slowly.. slowly, i work my way up.. kiss there, niddle here, feeling you shudder and squirm with every breath.. farther up i go, until i reach your mound where i then run my tongue around that area, savoring every scent, every tingle you mak as i do so.. i kiss you just over your glistening pussy, bite softy and kiss again... then i get up and leave the room, because i need a beer..."

My Plead To Scrapper
I know ya get this all the time. I do have an issue. I have a antifan club that flags my mumms no matter what they are about. Lately it hasnt happened but my last mumm was definitly no NSFW it was a MUMM by definition and it was in no way controversial or offensive. Of course it got flagged and i lost my mumm privys. Ben The Komodo is one of my friends and frequents my mumms and will tell you very well that I do not cross the line with the mumms. Please allow me back on mumms im begging. Its my favorite thing to do on fu and I have been sending alot of invites out in my community. Smiling Bob is sad.

Family Blog: Reality Check
i need to know if i was out of line, if you think i was out of line. as y'all may know, i work on my flaws. i still have some, though, and always will, and i don't have enough distance right now to judge. ~~ Nuff and i broke it off today. i'm devastated, really. this man has been such an integral part of my life for several months. we've nearly been inseparable. we "click(ed)" as friends, as well as have/had the attraction. he's a good guy, as well. he has some prickish ways, but i do, too. we're both prideful and stubborn. ~~ y'all may remember the saga with my ex-fu flame. we'd known each other about a year, he professed undying love for me, literally, and the way i found out that he, in fact, didn't have said undying love, was going to his fu page, and seeing that he had a pic up of th this Fubarian he met of that lives a few hours from him. that's how he told me. haha. his default of he and she hugging. ~~ cut to now. Erik and i fought a little last week, during the shit go

Free Boob Salutes
Somewhere out there a crazy ass woman is making boob salutes.. I will only make one and its done feel free to go look Witty was the lucky recipient of that.. Now that your here tho HI and oh I hate packing even worse when you run out of boxes.. thank you for stopping bye please take my junk as a lovely parting gift Wicked PS i am now enlarging my blog font for I cant find my glasses for the last year or so I believe my father stole them.. can anyone tell me how to get my font in comments enlarged as well?

"omg! It's Sooooo Hard!"
"Quitting smoking is hard." I've been told this time and time again. I've heard it so much, I almost believed it. The way people go on and on about how difficult it is, you almost think mutant cigarettes were going to rush you the second you make the decision, and try to force you into changing your mind... "YOU NEED US!" the lead smoke says, a golden camel just above his head. "Doesn't he, M?" The lady in red slings her hips from side to side, moving forward with a look that begs you to take her all, and leave her with nothing. But that doesn't happen. In fact, If I had known it would be this easy, I'd have done it a long time ago. Granted, yea, it's hard to reprogram yourself not to reach for that cigarette whenever you have down time, or when you first wake up. But for the most part, having the mental ability to remember you don't want to smoke anymore, is all you, well, I, really need. I'm quitting because it's too expensive. Because it takes too much of my time. Because

Damn Welfare Bishes
I know there are a lot of people that are out of work through no fault of their own right now, I'm not talking about those people. I'm talking about the ones that are perfectly healthy and able to work sitting at home on the government tit taking welfare, food stamps, medicaid, utility assistance etc. I have 3 kids, 1 in college, I work 40 hours a week, pay for my health insurance, I have a side business, and I'm still struggling to make ends meet. I don't qualify for any amount of assistance at all. I work my ass off and here I am looking at people that are sitting at home not doing a damn thing all day, driving nicer cars, with more food in their fridges and I wonder - how the fuck does this shit happen? Is this what I'm paying taxes for?

Dunno Dunno
Dunno what to really write about... Right now I am feeling down and I dunno why. This weekend is suppose to be tons of fun. Having a Halloween party here at the house tomorrow, I am gonna be in scrubs and some weird ass wig, elton john glasses and have my complete face painted. My daughter is coming as well as a friend of mine and my daughters boyfriend, should be fun. The Saturday I am staying the night at my daughters, and at midnight we are going to Rocky Horror Picture Show... *YIKES* cuz I am a virgin to the show and it will be my 1st time attending with audience participation. Tonight I had to do a thank a thon type of thing for a few hours, calling and thanking the donors that helped with the fundraiser for the program I am in. That was kind of anxiety, 1st thought it was gonna be on tv cuz of where we were going, thank god it wasnt. Then I had everyone telling me what a great phone voice I had... yadda yadda Yes I have done plenty of customer service, BUT I had alot of anxiety

Hehe
So my friend Stephanie was just showing me a new app she got for her iPhone, whereby you can take a picture of something, and Amazon will identify if they sell it or not, or what the nearest thing they do sell is. Having tried it with a book, it seemed appropriate to just send them a picture of my face and see if they sold that. A few minutes later, we were sent this : Ain't technology brilliant?

Just Words, No Pictures
For all my literary (or simply horny) friends, I have a book recommendation: Nicholson Baker's The Fermata. You should order it now, so that you've read it by the holiday season and can order it for all your pervy friends and relatives. (Just don't give it to your mom. Unless you want to find her fapping under the tree. But if you've previously found your mom fapping under the tree, then you should give it to your mom.) The book is, essentially, literary porn. Not erotica, because, like Jim, I don't really do erotica. The book is hilariously filthy, though, whilst being simply hilarious. You'll laugh out loud, then wish the people around you wouldn't be totally freaked out if you read them a passage or two. Also: Baker uses my name (my real-life name, not my fubar name) as a verb. In case you were wondering, it means something dirty. On a side note, Baker's Vox is shorter but also delightful. Both are novels that you'll have to put down--because your hands will be busy el

Who Knows Maybe Santa Has A Fubar Account Sheesh
Dear Santa I would first like to apologize for ever turning my back on you. Im sorry it will never happen again. I believe I have been a really really really ok person this year especially if you compare it to the last few woowee was I terrible. Anyways there are some things I would like to ask for that I really cannot live without. I mean I wont be able to continue on this planet without the following Items and I mean it Santa this isnt a threat just the truth. Oh and by the way Santa have you lost a little weight? I think its true you skinny thang you. Ok to the list I'm just ramblin and you have a bajillion requests to fill so here it goes. 1. Mastering the art of french cooking by Julia Child, Louisette Bertholle, & Simone Beck I would absolutely love the hardcover version of said book please. 2. A set of all-clad stainless steel cookware 8" frypan, 10" frypan, 1.5-quart saucepan with lid, 3-quart saute pan with lid, 3-quart saucepan with lid and 6-quart stockpot with lid. Plea

Whatever
I was actually going to write this earlier today, but I got side tracked. It was basically going to be a rant blog. But something just happened that kind of made everything else look insignificant. As I've previously stated, I don't MuMM much anymore. In the morning I might comment on one or two and then I go play poker or just talk to people in my shoutbox (it's still the shoutbox to me, I don't care what it's called now.) I really don't know what's going on with who..who's faking their death or cancer this week or who got banned or deleted, and frankly, I don't care. It seems trivial. Well I just got jumped on by someone on my friends list, because they posted a status, which, stupid me, thought was a joke. I have a sarcastic, joking personality (which I thought everyone realized by now) and when I made a joke, it wasn't taken well. When I asked for an explaination, I kept getting referred to how there wasn't going to be an explantion. Even after I explained it was a joke.

Leveling
I was just looking at the requirements to level for the higher levels and I've come to the conclusion that I am never going to get that high. "Run backwards and jump over an elephant while patting your head and rubbing your tummy, while chewing gum and fingering a Russian prostitute,drinking an iced mocha and braiding the back hair of someone's Uncle Larry." Impossible.

Have You Ever??
Seen those stupid infomercials for As Seen On TV crap? Have you ever noticed how they always double or triple the offers? Why?? Is it because the stuff is a piece of shit and will break? Even when they PROMISE that it will last forever? So why double or triple the offer? Dumbasses...... Oh yeah, Love you all. Fuck you and have a nice day! :D

An Angel Has Gone Home
TO SIGN MY HUSBANDS OBITUARIE IF YOU WANT TO SAY GOODBYE OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY TO OUR PRECIOUS MICKEY AKA SR DARK KNIGHT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT GOT TOOKEN WAY TO YOUNG. DEB http://www.funeralplan2.com/lawjones/obits?id=182692 ALSO I KNOW ALOT OF YOU KNEW THE BOTH OF US OR JUST HIM AND WOULD WANT TO PAY YOUR LAST RESPECTS SO THIS IS HERE FOR YOU ALSO, GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU AND BARE WITH ME THREW THIS GUY WRENCHING NIGHTMARE IN MY LIFE AND TRY TO LOVE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, AND YES TRUE LOVE CAN HAPPEN ANYWHERE WE MET ON FUBAR 3 YEARS AGO AND GOT MARRIED IN REAL LIFE AND I WOULD HAVE RATHER LOVED HIM THEN TO HAVE NEVER KNOWN HIM SO THANK YOU FUBAR FOR A WONDERFUL GIFT LETTING ME MEAT MY SOULMATE ON YOUR SITE. LINK TO HIS PROFILE AS WELL RIP SR DARK KNIGHT~R/L HUBBY 2 SINFULLY DELICIOUS PROMO CHIEF 2ND ALARM HOTTIES~ LOVED MANY & LOVED RIP SR DARK KNIGHT~R/L HUBBY 2 SINFULLY DELICIOUS BLONDIE ECS~DSC~ LOVED MANY & LOVED@ fubar here is a blog done by a beautiful

Lovely Wake Up Call
being bitched out by someone i thought was a friend, being told I should kill myself b/c my son is fucked with me as a mom, being told I think I'm better than everyone b/c I have a good job, being told I'm a shitty person. Sorry if I'm less than cheerful, but waking up to a 30 minute text bitch out isn't exactly happiness inducing.

Jail
So, yeah, I went to jail for the first time. And the last time. I had like a 5 yr old traffic ticket with an attachment and got pulled over for an expired brake tag and went to jail. (Yes really) This was on Wednesday afternoon. Normally, for something like this, the release would have been same day, but NOOOOOO. I got hauled into jail in St Tammany parish, and the assholes had a paper to release me that they ignored on Wednesday. Then Thursday was a holiday, as was Friday. Then the weekend. I FINALLY got out Sunday (so 4.5 days in jail for running a red light 5 yrs ago). How's that for some shit. Drug dealers get out faster. There was a LOT more that transpired, but there's a few legal issues involved, so that's an entirely different blog for when I'm not inclined to just give the short version. 3 words in my mind all the time now: FUCK THE POLICE.

I'm Such A Nice Person. Not Really.
Well this is a follow up to the other blog about things I heard about me. I actually got an apology tonight and I am surprised. I just wish that people understood that just because they say "Gee, I'm sorry I lied about you, lied about your man and stabbed you in the back as many times as I could while saying to your face I want to be friends" doesn't mean that the person they're saying sorry to is going to be gracious and accept it. Chances are, we're still going to be pissed it came down to anything. Especially if we know we weren't in the wrong. Maybe I could have been nicer in my thoughts, but I don't think I'm out of line in saying if someone is going to continue to lie about me or pull stupid shit I don't want anything to do with them. I'm not one that believes in sugar coating it. I won't pull verbal punches anymore. I don't have any forgiveness left in me. I made the comment that I'm one of these people that that until you give me a reason to slit your throat, I'm perf

Fyi
If you're on my friends list, I obviously like you. Having said that, I'm going to add this: If you feel the need to make some alternate account and get your jollies out of bashing me or everyone around you or play the little game of "guess who I am", you are going to find out quickly how cunt-like I can be. :) I've been on here 2 1/2 years and this has gone on A LOT. It's old. It's not funny, cute or amusing anymore. I'm tired of it. If you make it known you are someone I should know, I am not going to care. You are still a fucking idiot. ***in a completely unrelated matter (sort of), since I don't feel like doing separate blogs*** I like my tits. Shocking, right? So I have lots of pics where they are visable. Do I care that you think I'm whorish, skankish or attention seeking? Nope! I know the reasons I take and post pictures. It's the same reason everyone else does it. Have a fabulous day. :)

Junior Strength.
The perfect breakfast: banana pancakes with hashbrowns and an Iced cap (y) The perfect date: hmmm...Either driving down streets that one does not know where it leads..I love adventures!or playing some kinda vs video game and kicking each others butts! yup,lame but its all about what I like and this is it! The perfect kiss: eskimo kisses.and forehead smooches (h) The perfect argument: one where I get a shush woman! which forces me to laugh..and him to hug me all kinds! The perfect man/woman: either or has to have a love for vids.I mean is that too much to ask?? The perfect shoe: umm,I adore my ballet slipper style and kicks:D The perfect movie: Night of the living dead b&w. The perfect flower: Daisy The perfect time of day:the air early in the mornin. The perfect mood: giggly The perfect dream: Hmmm, I cant think of anything right off the back. The perfect drink: iced cap or cherry kool-

The Box
finding within myself a part of me that shouldn’t be molded out of pain and many sufferings shadowing in the darkest corners of my soul defining me capable of compassion and many ugly things scratched upon the walls of this box are my insecurities there is a sense of security in being lonely that velvet box that once contained my soul is crumpled up like tumble weed and rolls when pain blows all sides frayed and torn, like a flag after the storm it no longer keeps me warm

Rapture Of The Deep
Jacques Cousteau called it “rapture of the deep.” Local divers call it “getting narked.” Others refer to it as the “Martini Effect.” Its technical name is nitrogen narcosis. Whatever you want to call it, I got it Saturday morning…big time. Gases, when absorbed at higher than normal atmospheric pressure, have a narcotic-like effect on the human body. While some are greater than others (xenon versus neon, for instance) nearly all gases have this intoxicating effect, including oxygen. In fact, breathing pure oxygen under pressure is so dangerous that it cannot be used safely beyond 19.8 feet deep. This leads to what’s called “oxygen toxicity” and is lethal. Nitrogen, by far the most plentiful gas in our atmosphere (about 70%), though having less narcotic potential than oxygen at an identical depth, has a narcotic potential just the same. For most people its noticeable effects vary anywhere from 50 feet on, usually

Dear Santa
Dear SantaSorry to hear that Mrs.Claus ran off with Prancer, and the elves got into the magic dust again...i have tried to be good this year...but with all this fubar ass, its just so hard...so i guess coal again huh...well since your down a reindeer and single, instead of putting out cookies and milk...i put out a life size Tinker Bell doll to put that rosie red look back in your cheeks and some Meth to help the reindeer get up and go a little faster...your friendlil john gallo

English For The Grammatically Impaired (which Would Be Roughly 3/4 Of The Users On This Site)
VERB TENSES Simple Present: I EAT the dead. Present Progressive: I AM EATING a dead clown from the Barnum and Bailey Circus. Simple Past: Yesterday I KNOCKED the clown unconscious with a hammer and DROVE him home in my Honda. Past Progressive: While I WAS CUTTING the legs off the clown with a chainsaw, he sprang awake and laughed a horrible sinister laugh I will never forget. Present Perfect: I HAVE EATEN dead men, dead women, dead children, dead animals and dead insects. Present Perfect Progressive: I HAVE BEEN EATING the dead for, oh, I’d say about ten years now. Past Perfect: I HAD KILLED and EATEN a large sized homeless woman before I captured the circus clown. Past Perfect Progressive: I HAD BEEN SCOPING the clown with binoculars for three days before I finally made my move and tackled him outside the circus tent, hit him in the head with the hammer and stuffed him into the hatchback of my car. Future Perfect: By midnight tonight

Men
I hate you.. reason number 1: shane Shane was a cook in a restaurant at work.. he gave me his number... talked about hanging out.. didn't tell me one thing though... he is married and has a kid reason number 2: Cassedy Cassedy was a barback/bartender at work... he gave me his number... flirted with me daily... even said some very dirty things to me... but anytime i wanted to go do something.. he couldn't... I found out why Tonight at work, we had a new bartender... her name is Jessy.. while talking to her she says " oh look! its my fiancee!!" and points to cassedy... they are getting married in April.. FUCK ALL OF YOU MEN!!!

Rest Stop
Just three miles from the rest stop And she slams on the breaks She said I tried to be but I'm not And could you please collect your things I don't wanna be cold I don't wanna be cruel But I gotta find more Than what's happening with you If you'd - open up the door She said - while you were sleeping I was listening to the radio And wondering what you're dreaming when It came to mind that I didn't care So I thought - hell if it's over I had better end it quick Or I could lose my nerve Are you listening - can you hear me Have you forgotten Just three miles from the rest stop And my mouth's too dry to rage The light was shining from the radio I could barely see her face But she knew all the words that I never had said She knew the crumpled-up promise of this Broken down man - and as I opened up the door She said - while you were sleeping I was listening to the radio And wondering what you're dreaming when It came to mind that I didn't care So I thought - hell if it's over I had better

Rhyme Session With Each1
Crazed2APoint... I'M AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN FOOLISHNESS said: I live outside my mind, My thought process resides in a gutter... A limbless mute dominatrix is my idea of a dream lover -Each1 Teach1-of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: but sometimes shes too smothered to cover, so i dip her in dream rubber in a last attempt to love her...somehow i never could phase her, barefoot rollerskating on a razor in a blazer till i can taste her.... Crazed2APoint... I'M AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN FOOLISHNESS said: self sabotaging maybe, destroyin things before they start, it became rare to get through my defenses cus my heart was torn apart... silly little love games drove my heart and mind insane, closest i get to love is pretending you love me when you're screaming my name. -Each1 Teach1-of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: and how is it you scream so crisp? its gotta be hi-fi,place the barrel to my lips, release the needle from my eye, i see it in split vision, yer standing on either

Can I Get A Piece Of That Aaaaaah Pecan Pie?
I have an account on okcupid. I've met a couple people that way. ok... more than a couple. I've gone out on several dates. Some i still talk to but most were not a whole lot of greatness. Back in the spring, I was "matched" with a profile that had no picture. Usually I disregard these immediatly. Red Flag. blah blah. The guy was pretty upfront though about wanting one last big hoorah before he moved from Tallahassee to Seattle. He seemed genuine and funny so isent him an email just to see what would happen. We traded emails back and forth as well as pictes. He even made a profile here on fu to check out some of the many, many pics i have on here. Obviously, he's smart, too. We made plans to meet after he took a couple weeks to visit his family and find an apartment in Seattle. During his trip, I stopped hearing back from him. I figured he'd gotten busy and just really didn't think more of it. It's not like I'm in short supply of readily available dicks. I got an email a couple weeks

Blah Its 2010
so happy 2010 and good riddence to the old shit! I have me a little mental list of improvements i will make in my life... like the chic that i see everytime i get home from offshore, is obviously not interested in me, she likes drama and childish men. one of the things id like to accomplish is finding a different job, Im becoming complacent with this one and its time for a change. mostly its the scedule, ive been on 28 and 14 for 4 years now..and been single for most of that time, cuz im not a hard core party machine it seems! I have a few personal issues to improve on and some minor material things I am making goals for, but over all...even tho 2009 seemed pretty bad because in 2008 I had better finances, but in 2009, even though i had less in the bank, it was partially because of getting my goals i had for 2009...besides a few grand in cc debt... what about you? big changes or small changes?

January- Edited 1/21
Just a place I can keep track of the books and graphic novels I've read. Don't mind me... January Hack / Slash Omnibus Vol. 1 by Tim Seeley | Graphic novel | 300 pages | B+ Hellboy Junior by Bill Wray & Mike Mignola | Graphic novel | 120 pages | C- I *love* Hellboy and Mignola, but Hellboy junior was only in a couple of stories, not many Mignola illustrations and the rest were disgusting (not disgustingly funny) random Wray "stories". Sooo disappointing.... Peter & Max: A Fables Novel by Bill Willingham | 376 | A+ Beat the Reaper by Josh Bazell | 310 | A Don't Tempt Me by Loretta Chase | 355 | B Romance Without Tears by various | Graphic novel | 160 | B | "50's love comics- with a twist!" Cheesy but charming. Single Issue Comic Books Cinderella: From Fabletown with Love #3 by Chris Roberson and artist Shawn McManus | A- Seduth by Clive Barker, art by Gabriel Rodruguez | 3D art- A (great looking comic!) Story: I have no idea what to give it, it made zero sense to me.

Grrrrr....
Ok...so I just got home from taking my senior citizen mother shopping for food and stuff and all that is good...happy to do it. Anyway, as we walk to the car and unpack the groceries the shopping cart gets blown by the wind into a caravan. No big deal. No damage. Not even a scrape. So this Pakistani/Indian guy hops out of his caravan and starts berating my mom. He did not see me as i was loading the goods into the trunk. I saw him start up with my mother when I come from out of nowhere and tell the dude to "Back off!. The wind took the shopping cart and she apologized...no need to talk to the lady so mean." He panicked in fear and said I "will call the cops." in his accent. I told the guy "I don't give of fuck if you call Al Quaeda, you're going to talk to my mother with respect or as Allah as my witness I will kick the ever living shit out of you." Needless to say he got into his car and drove off. Grrrr!!! That is all.

How To Get My Attention
1. have a completely nondescriptive profile on pof 2. in said profile under first date include the phrase "not interested" 3. have pictures that you say don't look like you at all anymore. reasoning: you are too lazy to a) take new pics b) shave c)cut your hair 4. in your profile, make sure you state you are only interested in girls who have xbox 360s who want to bring said game systems over and watch you play 5. when i message you with the bad news---i don't have an xbox 360 but i can be entertaining at least until you find a girl with ownership, be sure to tell me with all my tattoos and sexy panty pics, you are willing to keep me around even after you find a girl with one. 6. drunk dial me then ask me to come nurse your hangover the next day. to ensure a continuation: 1. don't bother really dressing up 2. say humorous, off color things 3. don't own a vehicle 4. the next day, tell me you had a great time except for all the talking we did

Word Of The Day!
My friend Starchaser has his status set to "Is 'douchebaggery' a real word?". I told him that I would make it the Word of the Day, so from this point on...it's a real word. Douchebaggery: The act of being a douche. "Adam is an expert in douchebaggery." Be sure to use this new word at least once today, preferrably not on me =/

Love
We are only living creatures, particles of dust swirling in the void of eternal and infinite. Ourselves only to surrender and obey. If we love, our love does not come from us, nor ours. If we are happy, our happiness is not in us, but in life itself.

My Mumms!
So as you see.i'm back to green as now if my mumm is wiped, i get wiped due to....er...me being repetitive naughty. what gets me is, 2 days earlier, Scrapper rewarded me for my mumms with a free VIP when i brought it up in his blog after over 3 years of me entertaing 'his people'...then 2 days i get spanked because of my "Anti-depressant People" mumm. ok..blogged!

You Can Leave Your Hat On By Joe Cocker
Baby take off your coat Real slow Take off your shoes I'll take off your shoes Baby take off your dress Yes, yes, yes You can leave your hat on You can leave your hat on You can leave your hat on Go over there, turn on the light Hey, all the lights Come over here, stand on that chair Yeah, that's right Raise your arms up in the air Now shake 'em You give me reason to live You give me reason to live You give me reason to live You give me reason to live Sweet darling, (you can leave your hat on) You can leave your hat on Baby, (you can leave your hat on) You can leave your hat on (You can leave your hat on) (You can leave your hat on) Suspicious minds are talkin' They're tryin' to tear us apart They don't believe in this love of mine They don't know what love is They don't know what love is They don't know what love is They don't know what love is Yeah, I know what love is There ain't no way (You can leave your hat on) You can leave your hat on (You can leave your hat on) Give me

Just Wow
As most of you know I work for an accounting firm. I have this one client that I do payroll for that believes that not only do I have do their work, but that I am to be their delivery service as well. Please do sit down before you go on. I will wait while you do this. Okay, so though I look sweet and innocent (stop laughing you tard) I am German, Irish Gemini and a female piss me off and well you probably will want to seek shelter. So this client calls and states she has this tax booklet I have been requesting and that I can come and pick it up. I said “Would it be possible for you to mail it or have someone bring it to me”? She said “what”? Why you come get it? I said I am sorry but I can not this time. Our clients bring in their work and pick it up when its done or request how it is to get to them. She said something in her native tongue I am sure it was how great I am. As my phone rang and another client walked in, so I politely requested to place her on

Harley.....a Sad Story That Needs A Happy Ending
Hello everyone, We have a very special girl here in Ohio who is in desperate need for a long-term foster home or a forever home. Her name is Harley and she is 14 months old and was an owner surrender. She is a SUPER sweet girl. After having her here in Ohio we noticed that she seemed a little "drunk" in her rear end. Long story short, I had her examined by a veterinary neurologist because I was concerned about her condition. The neurologist has determined that she likely suffers from cervical vertebral instability, or "Wobblers Syndrome". She is is no pain from this condition, but there is compression of her spinal cord which causes her to have some weakness and ataxia (drunkeness) in her rear end only. We can't be 100% on this diagnosis without an MRI, but this is $1800 and rescue doesn't have the funds for this as it is only a diagnostic tool. The other possibility is that she has an old spinal cord injury, but this highly unlikely due to her breed, age, and symptoms. There

Work Makes Me All Stabby
I thought about calling this "reasons why my work makes me stabby," but that list would probably go on far longer than anyone would care to read. I mean, even longer than my usual blogs. So instead, this is just about the most recent round. I'm a contractor for the government. Usually the way the workflow goes is that the govvies send my group documents to work on, we work on them, then send them back to them for approval. It's actually a little more complicated than that, with documents going back and forth several times, but that's the general idea. On my company's side of the fence, we have a manager who I work for, and on the govvie side of the fence there's a guy called a COTR--I can't remember exactly what that stands for, but it's pronounced "co-tar" and is essentially a contract manager--who's supposed to handle their interaction with us. We got a new COTR a few months back. At first, he wasn't so bad. Then, suddenly, he apparently packed up shop and moved to Crazy McNuttsvil

As Close As I Get To Poetry...
Her eyes shine bright like little stars lighting up my world Her smile so warm and loving I dare you to look away Lips so sweet and sensuous kisses so heavenly Skin so soft and blemish free my hands can't get enough This face of hers, perfection how lucky a guy is me.

I Dont Even Know
So this "woman" (and i use the word lightly) contacts me on facebook with the shit about something that was a total mind fuck a year and a half ago.. I told her to leave me alone and i didnt care about the shit one way or another.. if you saw the blog yesterday, you saw the convo. Anyway, someone else emailed her and gave her a piece of her mind, and they happened to be in the middle of it with me, so I get this email on facebook with more shit, so i clicked the stfu button on her..end of story right? WRONG, the twit fucking sends me an email on myspace! WTF, im being stalked from site to site? gimme a fucking break! and I have to block this bitch on myspace too! now, unfortunately im probably gonna have the bitch fucking with me from fake accounts here, so if i have to put my profile private i will, because some of you refuse to do a salute, so thats not gonna work lol what the hell is wrong with some people? arg!

Ummm..no
I just got this message. hi,i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles. you have a sort of submissive appearance to me. and i would like to know if your submissive behaviour is as good as your outer appearance.have you ever thought about serving as submissive, to submit... to follow?you like the idea to be in contact with a strict dominant german, to be guided and lead at times and to show your true nature as submissive female?i am 27... single and as you can see in my profile, i live in germany. i would say that i am a very intriguing person. i like art, music a good wine. i am addicted to the bdsm lifestyle since 9 years. it started a long time ago and that passion never went away. during that time i have had several slavegirls and submissives.at times i choose an online slavegirl. that is mostly at the begin of a new year. due to my job i am a lot on meetings and not that much at home for the first months of each year. then i am mostly on my own at late daytime or nig

Hh
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Just Wait Till I Get Started
So I was thinking about how many minutes there are in a day (don't ask, I just think about weird things) and I did the math and figured out there was 1440 mintues in a day. That made me think hey 12 X 12 is 144 like 12 hours Anti Meridian and 12 hours Post Meridian, so then I thought 12 X 12 is like 3 X 4 X 4 X 3 which is like 9 X 16 and 9 + 16 is 25... So there you go, I just gave you an extra hour in your day you didn't know existed. You're welcome

Birthday Thoughts.
Well now another year older and yet I see that only real friends bothered with remembering.... ok not true.... I had some people I don’t even know wish me happy birthday ^_^ now one thing you all must know is that I don’t celebrate my day of birth.... BUT I do like to be remembered... As I strive to remember all those I care about... this is the thing that is bothering me... people say they care so very deeply for you but I am just realising that they only say this cos you can give them something.... when its something you want or desire... they forget so very quickly as though you where just a bad dream. So then what to do? Delete them from your life? Yell at them for forgetting you? So many things you could do to them but really nothing to actually satisfy my hurt. Just the thought that people don’t really care about you unless you have something they desire... I give a part of myself to a lot of people... yet I do not get one thing back at all... AH I can’

Searching For My Rose
In the Garden of Eden, there is a flower, beautiful and delicate to the touch, It was so rare and unique, God loved it so very much. In time word would spread, of Gods special gift, soon after thousands would gather to give their spirits a lift. Questions would soon be asked, how God could create such beauty and why, there hasn't been another one created though many have tried. What was this gift, God has given us, what was the name that he chose? God soon answered by saying, " This gift I sent you is special to me, this gift I give you I have named Rose."

My Body Hates Me
Damn fucking arthritis decides to flare up today, just about everywhere. my knees are on fire, my ankles feel lick someone has kicked them. shoulders, hands, wrists, elbows you name it, it fucking hurts. AGGGGHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ultimate Hotties Positions Available
Attention Hotties, we will be posting information on positions that are available within the hotties. If you are interested in any of these positions, please leave a comment in the comment section, and/or contact Rider or alabamagirl. All hotties that are put into a position will still be assigned to a Team…. Hottie Positions Available Ultimate Hotties Prospect Trainer (2 positions available)Responsibilities include: Mentoring incoming hotties, by guiding them thru every step of the “new hottie” process. You will also be training them on how to navigate the page, where to find active hotties (in stash and in blog) for daily rates, and what they will need to do once assigned to a team. Ultimate Hotties UHL Team (5 positions available)Responsibilities include: Visiting each hotties page on a weekly basis and checking in to make sure that they are still continuing to show hottie love. You will then leave a profile comment on each page that you visit (with a tag

Esquire
I passed. Despite several sleepless nights before exam days, I passed both exams and will soon be barred in dakota territory. (It's called a swearing in ceremony, but, if I recall correctly, there isn't a lot of swearing. Just judges in robes and parents taking photos of their newly minted sons and daughters of law. And me going, "Fuck yeah! You want a will?! I'll write you a goddamned will! You want contracts? Shit, I got contracts.") In other news, the peeps are full-grown feathered ladies, and they're hell-bent on out-producing all the other chickens on the plains. From my five hens, I gather four or five eggs a day--enough for cakes a'plenty, limitless scrambled breakfasts, and many very pretty easter baskets. (My girls lay colored eggs! Not sure how the local racists are going to deal with this!) The dakota soil (and my basement) have finally absorbed the many snow drifts, and I've been outside preparing my garden beds, pulling out weeds and saving them for the ladi

Hate List
The following in no particular order are things that I hate: 1. People who allow their children to do as they please to avoid having to deal with them 2. Bad drivers...a turn signal is there for a reason. FUCKING USE IT!! 3. People who smack their food. 4. Mushrooms - not the magical kind that gets you high but the other kind 5. People who say "I've never had a headache." I will kindly stab you in the head with an ice pick so you will have a headache. 6. "Cliff" hanger episodes of my favorite shows. 7. "Cheerleader preppy" people (Go, fight, win. FUCK YOU DAMMIT) That's all I can come up with currently, I'm sure there will be more to come. Feel free to list your hates in your comment.

12/30 - The Last Smile
The Last Smile I would die happy if... Many thoughts rush to be first in line to finish that sentence. Like kids clamoring around the ice cream truck, or racing to the next amusement park ride. Hell bent on just getting there and damning the consequences. Sound familiar? How many sweet visions do you miss by keeping your eye on the prize? First place ribbons and trophies gather dust as do your memories of what made those victories worthwhile. When was your last smile? No, not that one. Just being polite doesn't count. The smile I'm talking about is not just lips open wide chock full of teeth. The smile that sends your blood rushing like river rapids toward the edge of a waterfall where sensations are too numerous to name. The one where everything stands still just to enjoy the deluge of happiness. Climbing my favorite tree to find my special spot; Walking into any library or bookstore; Every time I step onto a plane heading anywhere, everyw

Guys Online
Meh, Why does every guy that talks to you online and might be interesting have to ask for your number instead of asking if they can just add you to their buddy list? It is like you might have at some point later actually wanted to talk to them because they seemed alright but then they have to go and blow it by asking for your number. I do not get guys.

[again...]
Well...I think that's an official brush off "just because I don't think of you in that 'special way' doesn't mean you're not an attractive and worthwhile person to meet'" Every time. Every fucking time... I didn't even bargain for it. Just a club handed remarkand my retort: if I'm so worthwhile, and thusly so attractivewhat am I missing?Because even though I admire J.D. Salinger, I'd rather not be as lonely and bitter as that man in twenty years. Saying those things really doesn't do much for my egoits still rejectionbut its softer than a "you smell bad, gtfo" I even told her...when I used to do something tedius I'd daydream about giant robots, sci-fi, fantasyI wasn't ashamed to tell her that latelyit was about her. Don't read too much into that.Just a change of pace. of courseI'm anticipating that she'll "still want to be friends" to which I saydie in a firethat I started.

Feeling Real Again
I got my pin number for my debit card today. I am starting to feel like a real person again. I think I shall feel even more so like one once I do actually get the card and then get to start back to work on the 27th. I am counting down the days now though because I am bored to tears honestly. I guess I am going to have to figure out how to do online banking though as I bank out of state. I had this wonderful bank account back when I lived in Tennessee and I never closed it. The banks here are rude though so I refuse to bank with them again and with the day and age of direct deposit I figured it was best to just use my old bank from TN. You can pretty much pay for anything with a debit card anymore right? Anyways. How the hell are you people?

Multi Cultural Night-mare
My brother put together a multi cultural night. Nice thought and all however... All the different cultures in my town are comprised of 4 different families. The Jamaican family that just moved here The El Salvadorian family The Peurto Rican family And the Korean family Then my brother, sister,and I who are mutts, but a different breeds of mutt from one another. Everyone else in town are as white as white can be. Their heritigae is comprised of Mr. Clean and Bleach. My mum included. Everyone sees her and says, "I can't believe that little old lady slept with a black man". Trust me, she didn't. (we are all adopted) Anyway... I will post some picks once i get a VIP again. Haha, the salsa lesson was priceless.

Want Some Bling, To Be Pimped Or Vouched For?...check This One Out....
I figured this would get your attention…anyways, it’s for a good cause, so if you are feeling up to doing something nice (and tax deductible) and getting something fu-related out of it as well, read on below… Our good friend Juicy the bouncer is trying to raise $4,000 for the 2010 MS Walk. JUICY LUXURIA PROMISES TO BLING, PIMP, OR VOUCH FOR ANYONE THAT DONATES!!!! Just follow the 2 very easy steps below, so easy a fake could even do it: CLICK HERE TO DONATE!!! Then send Juicy a private message at the link below and she will hook you up!… JUICY luxuria@ fubar Supporting an amazing cause and getting something everyone loves, some fu stuffs in the process, well, it works out for everyone. Weekend’s almost here! Thank god…more fun to come…peace

I Eat At Mcdonald's, Do You?
ALL YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT MACCAS McDonald's sell more than 1/3 of all the French fries sold in restaurants in the U.S. each year. McDonald's restaurants will buy 54,000,000 pounds of fresh apples this year. Two years ago, McDonald's purchased 0 pounds of apples. This is attributed to the shift to more healthy menu options. Nearly one in eight workers in the US has at some time been employed by McDonald's. In India the "Big Mac" is changed into the "Maharaja Mac", a mutton burger in deference to religious injunctions against the consumption of beef and pork. Sälen in Sweden opened the first ski-through McDonald's in the world. More than 50,000 students from all over the world have graduated with "Bachelor of Hamburgerology" degrees from McDonald's "Hamburger University. McDonald's three kosher restaurants in Israel are the only McDonald's in the world where you cannot buy a cheeseburger. Sarah Michelle Gellar was sued by McDonalds at the age of four. She

Who Wants A Boomerang?
The simplest yet! Okay guys One Rate and two comments gets you put in the pot for this one! Wow!!! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2395450&albumid=2028434&i=1949486637&idx=1#3595888087 Rate this picture, Leave a comment saying Kazy or Kasper sent you then Leave a comment on the blog. Have i lost my mind? Well maybe but ya'll have thought that for a along time! The contest ends @11pm East today 5-5-10. Tomorrow AM I will cross check the comments on the blog and the picture.. and randomly draw a name out of the hat. It is that simple! Get to clicking! Closed! Sylent is the proud new owner of a boomering! CONGRATS!

Stunning
One more exam, one more project, two more practicals one potluck left to go and I move on to A2. I didn't feel like I was learning much this phase. What with all the time in nail jail and being taken off the salon floor to go do other things than hair. But after doing my last hair model's hair I can tell I have come a long way baby! This was a friend of a friend and her hair was in distress. she had been going to a professional but when she told me how that lady was doing her hair I was worried if I did what I wanted to her, hair was going to fall out. She had thin, finely textured hair and her past stylist was double processing it. she was coming to me for highlights but once I saw her hair I new we had to do a little more before I would let her go to her birthday party later that night. I think she might have been a little scared when she saw me. I have been letting my personal styling fall to the side while I've been dealing with the stress of exams and moving and ... well... eve

Mind=blown (or We All Know Far Less Than We Think)
The truth is this: There is no truth. Everything in our lives is perception. What one person perceives may not be what another person sees.Colors, tastes, light/darkness, temperature; EVERYTHING in existence is ALL based purely off of one's own perception.From the exact moment that we first open our eyes to the present second, our minds do not fully understand everything around us. Our brains purposely block sensory signals sent to us from different stimuli in our environment.In example, you heard of selective hearing? There's selective seeing, selective smelling, selective tasting...We have absolutely NO idea what our brains are not showing us.To sum this up, and to not take this in too far of an alternate direction, but whether the existence of aliens/God/other-worldly forces could be seen or not, can you imagine if we were able to hit the "Reset Button"?Can you imagine what just one second of our life would be like if we were able to completely and fully see, hear, feel and perceive

Cellphone Adventures With The Mother Of Pedro
So today, I get this odd text from my mother: Can you please call the owner of this phone and tell them I found it. They can call (number) I thought, Ok, um this is weird. So I texted back that I would and I called my mom at home, not thinking if she is out and about to lose her phone she's not home. Well my mom, when she is out, tends to forward her house phone to her cell phone, so by calling her house, it forwarded me to her cell. I figured, theres no point in leaving a message there. So I forwarded the text to my sister hoping maybe she would have a clue what to do. I guess she called her fiancee, who called one of the women my mother was with to tell her about it, but by that time they were a long way away from where the phone was lost, so my sisters fiancee went and picked it up. When my mother finally got the phone, she proceeded to retell the whole story, even to the parts where I was actually involved, and where the women she was with live, and where they work, and wh

Siegfried & Roy (aka Bling Whoring)
12:25pm Ackbar: i have an idea, but it involves you, a tinychat chatroom, and your ability to get a woman to write my name on her tits=] 12:26pm MFKN VAN H...: lol what do i get out of it? 12:27pm Ackbar: do you wanna hear what i had in mind? Itd be private, of course. 12:28pm MFKN VAN H...: sure 12:29pm Ackbar: or you coudl take the picture, for me. I want to see a vegetable in your anus, or your penis stuck inside a vegetable. 12:33pm MFKN VAN H...: ummm not gay and don't do vegetables 12:33pm Ackbar: i swear, if you put your penis in even an avocado, a melon...or, shit, shove it deep in some peanut butter, ill give you the bling you want. 12:35pm MFKN VAN H...: why do you want to see my penis in food so bad? 12:35pm Ackbar: some people like cars, some pepsi versus coke. My thing is genital insertion in food products. And, i can deliver. 12:36pm MFKN VAN H...: sorry can't do that

Coincidence & Premonition?
Coincidence? Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln . Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Trip To The Er
So as some of you know by now I was in the Hospital Wednesday night. On Monday my doctor switched the medication I have been taking for the last few years because my body is getting used to it and it wasn't working as well. Being a typical guy I didn't read the dosage instructions. I was on 200 mg a day of the old meds so I figured that's what I should take with the new onw. WRONG!! I was only supposed to take 50 mg. So my heart started racing Tuesday morning and by Wednesday night it hadn't slowed down so off in the ambulance I went. I was sedated and got to spend the night in the ER. Anyway I'm fine. Just a little weak and very tired. Doc says my heart beat for the three days as if I was running a marathon the whole time. Not a good thing for a big guy. So I'm home and resting. Should be back to normal by mid week.

My Happy Hour
I just bought the next Happy Hour. I'll be using my bomb with it. I don't want you to get mad if I don't bomb you. I don't mean to offend anyone, but I'm going for points with this. So more than likely I'll be bombing people with Autos only. I love ALL of my friends, even if I don't bomb you.

The Ten Stages Of Drunkenness
The Ten Stages of Drunkenness Witty and charming (part 1) This is after one or two drinks. The tongue can still remain in step with the brain.In the witty and charming stage one is likely to use foreign idioms and phrases such as au contraire in place of "No way, Jose" Rich and famous By the third drink, you begin mentioning that the little Lexus you've had your eye on Benevolent You'll buy her a Lexus, too. It's only money. Just one more and We'll eat a stall tactic To hell with Dinner Let's Just get a snack at the Bar Patriotic The war stories Begin Full battle mode We should a fixed it the first time Invisible So this is what the inside of of ladies room looks like Witty and charming (part 2) You know, you don't sweat much for a fat girl. God's own drunk and a fearless man: Shit! That's...that's when I first saw the bear..

Dear God
Dear God can you tell me, where did my sissy go, we were riding our bikes one day when a car hit her, the cops said they blew a .20 I miss her so much, she was my best friend, my mom and dad keep fighting, I heard them say their marriage is gonna end. I don't know what's going on, and I don't know why, sometimes when I'm in my bed I hear my mommy cry. I'm really mad right now, and I'm really sore, the judge told us today the driver did this twice before. When will people learn, not to drink and drive, if this person didn't do this my sissy would still be alive.

Diabolical Poem
Diabolical ..fenominal.. extremely comical.. the list goes on and on, put simply wonderful.. This earth.. is the only place u really left... cuz in our hearts.. is where you'll always rest and the tattoo on your chest.. describes you best.. Angel then, angel now, always and forever more.. none the less, it wasnt time for u to walk thru heavens door... I've never been broken never hurt like this.. never hurt so damn bad id like to slit my wrists.. No pride, no strive or pasion to go on.. but now ur a real angel, singin heavens eternal song.. So sing loud, sing proud, so i can hear ur voice.. its not fair..u were taken from us with no choice.. They say it heals, it gets better, as time goes by.. i still cry.. ill fuckin love you til the day i die... But we will meet again, to you, this i promise.. ull never be forgotten, you hold my heart hostage.. I've loved and been loved; or so id like to think.. ive cried so damn much, it fuckin hurts to bli

Ugh
Welp i had my surgery 3 weeks ago. go for my follow up tomorrow. in a few weeks i have my scope to see if i have tumors in my bladder.. hopeing not. would kinda suck. someone asked me a question a few days ago that kinda terrified me... they asked if i was going to beable to have kids.. i stopped dead in my tracks... i don't know what my chances are now... and that scares me.. i REALLY want kids.. blarg

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me
ems1160: talk to me 9:44am GBT: about? 9:45am ems1160: all right you are in a bathroom stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through the hole and the voice on the other side says "surprise me" what would u do? 9:45am GBT: Bite it off 9:46am ems1160: ouch!! any warning first 9:46am GBT: Unless that penis belongs to my husband...no warning 9:47am ems1160: how hard a bite we talkin 9:48am

Done And Done
I graduated on Monday. Now I have the rest of this week off to be with John and the Kids! We've gone to the beach and are planning another picnic day there. If anyone has more suggestions of fun things we can do.. spill it!!! Back to the working world for me, on Monday next week!

Point Hoaring Amnesia...
apparently I was forced into point hoardom yesterday by a select few bishes... they will pay for that should I ever remember what happened... apparently I ranked for this hoardom... and i had a nightmare last night about that fuckin cherry bomb... those fuckin 11s are still blinky by my name...make it stop... i have 38 new friend requests that I am debating on whether to ignore them or deny them all... now to hand out good stuffs... thank you cupcake (aka dollface) for altruizing me thank you cupcake, haiku and twisted for helping me level to godfather... thank you to the same 3 for the gifts... thanks to everyone for giving me shit all day... thanks for the screenshots...i am sure i will never load them on my page... thanks Wicked for all the stuff u gave me...even if u had an ulterior motive in doing it... (I will not spill everything she did) I earned over 10 million points yesterday... i am ranked for the first and last time ever... i received a shit

Hey I Just Worked Something Out...
I think I realised how I get cravings now. I've been having a craving for baked goods craving for over a week now...and it all started off because of my cousin's stupid brownies. Normally I can't really stand eating sweet stuff...makes me feel sick (I prefer savoury food). So I never really eat chocolate and stuff blah...and then cos I don't normally eat it, I kinda forget about it. But then BAM my cousin gets me to help her make brownies and for the past week all I've been doing is craving brownies/cookies/muffins!!!! This happens to me when I eat junk too...I had a burger king a few days ago and I've been craving fries whereas normally it doesn't even occur to me to want them. :( God how am I going to survive university without getting obese? If I don't eat it often...then I won't think to eat it cos I forget. But at uni I will be surrounded by people who do eat that all the time and shops and places that sell that stuff.:(:(:(:(

My New Love
I dont have long to stay on but i wanted to share with you my newest love He showed up the night I gave birth, I was foretold I might get this little friend but I didnt believe it. I refused to believe... I took meds to ensure I wouldnt get this friendly little guy. But no stool softener nor position of the feet while doing the #2 would satisfy this guy. Im blame Seamus.... he told me i would get one. Hell I even think he thought it funny. So i named the fucker after him. SEAMUS MY HEMROID thank you to those who have helped.... witchie for the tucks pads for my life would be a burning sensation without her that's all i can thank assholes WICKED

Really?
Maybeyou don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobodylikes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worstday of your life, but you know, there's no escape, there's no excuse,so just suck up and be nice. ~Ani Difranco this kinda sums it up, really, if you care about someone, put aside your damn attitiute, and tell them, or at least be curtious to them. You make excuses for why, you dont have time for people, and then wonder why they walk away from you in the end. People in general are nicer to strangers, than they are to people they supposedly care about. This makes no sense to me, even if i am busy and i have a ton of shit going on, i make time in my day to check on the few people i actually give a fuck about. When i dont, i say, im sorry im an asshole. end of story. another annoy quaility in people, they say they are busy, to busy, to check in, see how you are doing, tell you to fuck off, i mean SOMETHING, but they have time to

Quick Png Mumm/blog
We have a new person starting on Monday (Could be PNG Dos, don't know havent seen her yet, but that'll be another blog) So I have a new setup for the new person. Including two brand new monitors. PNG is out today, so should I: A) Give PNG the brand new monitors as a surprise B) Give them to the new and unseen new girl? C) Give them to BFG (I haven't blogged about her, at least not yet) then take one of hers and give them to MTG (again, you havent met her yet) and give UNG the cast offs. Giving me the opportunity to "upgrade" her later. Mind you I have already done one monitor upgrade for PNG so she doesnt have bad ones, but these are even better. Nice guy me would have given them to her in a heartbeat, but I gotta tap my inner douche...

About A M0ni Blahblahblah You Annoy Me.
I'm really tired of people saying, thinking, assuming, judging, things about me. It's annoying. And makes me want to ring your neck and loop together a pretty noose just for you

[these Tomatoes Suck]
Hurts to swallowand talkbut I did make it outside todaydrove around, got a drink, got a few groceriesthese tomatoes are patheticlike... red styrofoam and hate.nohate has too much energyfailure.Yes.8 pills.I didn't quite make it through the whole day without one.It felt good, so did the hot bath.Why am I afraid that I'm not going to enjoy doing anything I used to enjoy?And seriouslycan we get the swelling off my eye? I look like a mongoloid, and it feels really weird to blink.On the upshot my neck is oozing lessand overall bodilly pain is down.Checks are written.Unemployment is filed. Awaiting a phone interview.One claims packet is in waiting for me to fill it out and mail it back.36 hours til I can get my stitches out.Now what?Cure cancer and punch out god?I'm on it.

Ode To Misfit 2010 Edition
As I sit here in a Percocet Induced happiness while watching Monday night Football. I am reminded I was supposed to do an updated blog about the most Beautifulmest person in the WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE world. THIS LOOOOOOOOOSER... I love ^^^ this loser.... she is awesome and preeeeetttyyy! and schtuff! she farts sexiness and cock slaps amazing. If I could legally get married to an online intatey/persona I would... for a long long time she was the only reason I went on here or FB. and the number one reason I took up creepy stalking again. I always figured I put awake my trench coat and giant creepy coke-bottle glasses. untill her. she is my fartface and she smells and I

[be A Hero Like Me]
and thus I was stranded from home at home. Don't over think it, and don't question the HUGE spacing this thing is doing. ... okay, question it. When I got in, my throat was aching and my dog was covered in fleas. This is amusing because... I didn't do anything to deserve that, and my dog had a flea treatment that very week. Seriously. I guess it acted as a flea sex drug. So we went into the vet, and the doctor the vet at 9... I haven't willingly seen 9 AM since I was employed and the doc at 4. Because why? I had an abscess in my neck, and I still have some tender tissue in there. Yeah, whiplashy tissue yeah it hurts. On the upshot, my besty came down for a couple days and we hung out, and we decided we now hate indy, and ... what else, oh that there's a high probability I'll be "fine in a month". ... But at least my mom will shut up now that I saw the horse doctor speaking of horse doctors the literal horse doctor took a look at my dog, perscribed a handful of

Auction!
Well, I'm still taking entries... I have a ticker I used to promote. I wouldn't be opposed to more pimpouts to help promote. (Thanks Witchie) Make sure you are all promoting yourself too! I need fans! So while you are promoting, you might throw that in there :) (thanks again, Witchie) Good luck guys! I hope you have fun!!

A Lil On My Back And My Sacroiliac
Some of you know about my S.I. joint {sacroiliac}. It's out of alignment. and when I use it too much it sometimes shifts. Welllll, the past 4 days have been busy busy and apparently I overused it...again. So, I am on muscle relaxers and pretty much confined to my chair for the next few days....again. Also, I don't take meds very much at all. Only when absolutely needed. I have a low tolerance, so suffice to say...I feel weird. :P So, here I sit. lol

I Love Idiots In The Morning
dewman316: hello 4:59am Suga Lips: Hi 4:59am dewman316: how r u 5:00am Suga Lips: good and you? 5:00am dewman316: im ok does ur hubby know ur on here 5:01am Suga Lips: wth?? Why wouldn't he know? 5:02am dewman316: what can u chat about 5:02am Suga Lips: This is a stupid conversation already. 5:03am dewman316: u like to flirt 5:03am Suga Lips: Not with you. 5:03am dewman316: why not 5:04am Suga Lips: You started off acting ignorant. 5:04am Suga Lips: I don't know you at all. 5:04am dewman316: what do u want to know about me 5:05am Suga Lips: Nothing. 5:06am dewman316:

It's Over, Part Ii..
Well, I guess I just might as well give an update.. This crap's killing me, inside and out.. Cleaned the ex's place out today of stuff the children wanted to keep. The ex's mom was there as well. She told me some disturbing news. That whole side of the family knew of the boyfriend's sexual problem with kids... for three years.. THREE years.. and nobody felt fit to tell me. I knew he couldn't see his own daughters in Texas.. now I know why. The letter she sent was stamped at Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. Some BS about how she's always hurting the kids and if what she's done makes us think she's a selfish bitch, then she is one. She also stated she's not coming back. They had left everything there. I mean, every-damn-thing. All of the children's' things as well as anything the kids made for her, and all of the kids' pictures, X-Mas stuff specially for or of them.. the works.. Not one single reminder went. The kids were quite hurt. My daughter cried for over 30 minutes. My son just got m

Do You Like....
Here is a question I was asked to post by someone..... Do you like tittie fucking? And why? Of course, as always, we want to hear how both guys and chicks feel about this. :) As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With A Side Of Pee
I am hooked on Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It's crass. It's dark. It makes me laugh until I hurt. It's pure genius. I blame my dear friend The Olive for ever demanding I watch it in the first place, but that's a completely different matter altogether. I don't have cable or satellite so in the last several weeks I've managed to buy all 5 seasons and watch them over and over again. I watch them while I write. I watch them while I fold laundry. I watch them while I do homework. I watch them...ok you get the point. The only problem is that with all this watching, my 5 year old has been seeing more and more and has become quite a fan of the show. This is to my detriment which I will prove with the following example: Two days ago, I came home to find that my cat, as cats are often guilty of, notified me that his litter was too full by shitting in my kiddo's tub. I was just happy that he's not the kind of cat who leaves said notifications on the carpet. My kid, however, wa

Pedro Supports Native Americans
Smokes are $10 a pack in New York. I remember when it used to be that only downtown, but thanks to taxes, it's the price you pay everywhere. What's a poor addict to do? Well in my case, I turn to the great pioneers of this country; Native Americans! Turns out, when you buy smokes on the res there are no taxes, so a carton is just under $50. Not only that, but gas was like twenty cents cheaper. God bless America! *Starts singing*

Wisemen Say Forgiveness Is Divine, But Never Pay Full Price For Late Pizza.
I fell asleep last night watching the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. All I can really say about that is from the first moment I saw this movie in 1990, it's lead me to picture Casey Jones in every film I have since seen Elias Koteas in, no matter what character he is playing. That and, holy shit, that IS a young Sam Rockwell in the gang of adolescent "thugs". Huh. Last night, I also had a dream about rescuing a stray cat, but then I remembered why I was harboring feline thoughts: The farel cats continue to treat the rockbed by my apartment as their own personal litterbox. It's really pissing me off, mostly because it's not my job to pick up after them. I don't even feed them. I know they're farel because they all have a docked ear. Way to keep the complex clean, complex cleaner dudes. Stop shitting in front of my window, you bastards. Hmmm. The cats are the bastards, not the cleaner dudes. Although, the latter are working their way up to that adjective. Hmmm again. Why

The Four Sided Personality Test
Your Four Sided Personality is ADCR Side 1 of your personality is assured. You carry yourself with confidence and demand attention. Side 2 of your personality is devious. You are calculating and enjoy being a little wily. Side 3 of your personality is cool-headed. You aren't swayed by emotional appeals. Side 4 of your personality is reserved. You are a private person and often don't have much to say. The Four Sided Personality Test Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

He's All Class.....
Kussomak: Hi....married? are u into anal? 3somes? 9:26pm Not Tellin...: oh good lord...go the fuck aay 9:27pm Kussomak: lol....lemme exlpore ur personality goddess 9:39pm Kussomak: so 9:39pm Kussomak: are u married? 9:39pm Not Tellin...: i believe i told you to fuck off

What Does Your Kitchen Say About You?
You Seek Appreciation You are cultured and sophisticated. You have a deep appreciation for art and food. People love that you have a down to earth side to you. You're often the reality check for other's dreams. You are a creature of habit. You relish all of the routines in your life. You work best when you have the right tools. Get the right materials in front of you and genius happens! What Does Your Kitchen Say About You? Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone

Pink Lemonade
You’re the one whose just spinnin’ round you never knew just what to do. When everything came crashin’ down the rainy days felt not so blue. Now you’re just insane. You’ll never be the same. Now you’re just insane. Hey Pink lemonade on a sunny day is the routine killing you? A cancer weighs on your fragile brain the only cure is something new. Now you’re just insane. You’ll never be the same. No! No! No! I am insane never be the same. Bow down to who claimed you and know your pain with pink lemonade.

Firers Watch...... Your Lane!
I had mentioned before about going out sometime at lunch and hitting the range. Today me and my friend from work did just that. We had called an hour before and they said they were open, but we got there and they were full. We kicked around the the store a bit, and then a lane got open. It's been a while since I fired a weapon, and legally, I do not posses any firearms. Though it didn't take long for me to get back into the swing of things. One thing that was new, they had Zombie targets, so you know I bought some of those. My friends rifles were new, he had a 22 M-16 replica, a 9mm, and a .223 different M-16 replica. We fired them all off, though the sites weren't dialed in. The results were not all that good. I had nice grouping, but I was aiming center mass and I ended up taking out her boob. Still, all in all I had a pretty good time. I uploaded a few of the pictures that I took, so You can see just what I am talking about. This is something I plan on

I Am So Freakin Cool
I went to a mystery dinner thater thing...it was a mix of improv and script...it was freakin awesome Had the bessssst time :D I was sooo tired, and sick to my tummy....stu ill went and I am so glad i did!!

Another Hero?
"What is this?"Charcoal, so fine, still warm and smoldering. Swept in the wind turning the sky black, and toxic.Crumbling in his fingers like the last remnants of hope.This was peace.This was beauty.This was home.The fires no longer roared, only meekly murmured around him. All had been razed, all had been levelled, the horizon in all directions was like finely driven black snow over a sharp alien landscape. The sun a scornful spectator hung malevelontly from a safe distance.Unaware of the charred earth, the thundering in his skull, the dark dervish and spinstorms around him.He cups his hands to his eyes, leaving long, black streaks across his face, not a howl or a wail of vengeance, but a moan. An injured and sick noise fell from him.This was despair.And it was music to demons' ears. One in particular took notice that day. Idly picking through the refuse and cinder, taking a moment to puppet a dolly into a macabre dance and frolick. A smokey, filthy little thing, hand-carved and pa

Auction
I am in an auction starting today at 9pm Eastern. It lasts till Saturday, so no need to miss the Superbowl to bid on me. :P (I think he had it start at this time because he hates the Steelers and therefore hates me too.) I will be posting my link in my about me section when the auction starts. If you don't want to bid, that's fine, you can just go rate my pic. :) There are prizes for the most rates, 2nd most rates etc. I will try not to be too annoying with this-I know some people don't like this kind of stuff. I just thought it would be fun. I'll edit this blog later and link my pic in here also. :) Have a good week.

Funny How..
...much you can accomplishment when your efforts will reward you with more personal time. Such was the case with this trip. Touched down and checked in last night without complication. Even the rental car company had no mishaps to offer. The hotel gave me a location most atop the hill, with a lil better view of the valley, the very end room top floor in fact, so I wound up with a bay window sitee because the balcony ends at my door. The matre'd remebered me, and loaded me up with vouchers for dinner and drinks, or I guess thats why, because I didnt get that treatment loast stay. Nice. It was pretty cool meeting with vendors that Ive interfaced with considerably, who have become acquainted with me only in a text spoken or phone environment. Interesting for them as was me. Im quite sure I was nothing like the image they had conjured from my business personality lol. Whatever it may have been, they seemed at ease by what I turned out to be, and things went really smoothly. There wer

"plus Size Nightclub" Right Or Wrong?
am i a fool to have a dream to one day open a bar/nightclub??? not just any nightclub but a plus size night club... is there a place in this world for a place that is themed for plus size people and the others who love them? could it be a real idea? is it wrong to make a club such as this? i mean it wouldnt only allow plus size people but dont you think that it could be nice for the people who who are of a larger size to have a place they can feel comfortable with going no matter there size... i believe there are to many people of a plus size that are afraid to go out have fun and dance just from fear of being looked at in disgust or being judged for there size or shape... im not sure if anyone shares my views but i just wanted a place to vent and let my voice be heard... please let me know if you agree or disagree no judgement here i only want to know how people feel on this topic.... thank you for reading :)

Could You Help
I have a friend that is 5 million from leveling...If you could please help id much appreciate it.....http://fubar.com/4199787...Her name is 2MuCh4u....shes an awesome person and id appreciate it if you would help her...thanks!

Sorry It's Been So Long
I spent the last week in a half using all my free time helping my Mother move to a new place, so that is why I haven’t been around here or posting new things lately. Last week really kicked my ass though with moving heavy furniture and boxes I’m still feeling sore. Okay enough of my own personal pity party over here, I did learn one interesting thing, well more like two. One five hour energy drinks (no matter what flavor) taste disgusting, and don’t really work and after drinking a few last week during the move it got me better prepared to take a load in my mouth lol. Well two weeks of no sex also helped, I love masturbation and all and when single I am awesome at taking the helm of my own boat but if I am getting steady sex and know I am going to keep getting steady sex masturbation just becomes a way to take off a bit of the edge until I am back in the saddle so to speak.

Supermoon 3/19/11
'Supermoon' Rises: Biggest Full Moon in 18 Years Occurs Saturday Night. Thanks to a fluke of orbital mechanics that brings the moon closer to Earth than that it has been in more than 18 years, the biggest full moon of 2011 will occur on Saturday, leading some observers to dub it a "supermoon." On Saturday afternoon at 3 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, the moon will arrive at its closest point to the Earth in 2011: a distance of 221,565 miles (356,575 kilometers) away. And only 50 minutes earlier, the moon will officially be full. t its peak, the supermoon of March may appear 14 percent larger and 30 percent brighter than lesser full moons (when the moon is at its farthest from Earth), weather permitting. Yet to the casual observer, it may be hard to tell the difference. Spotting the supermoon The moon has not been in a position to appear this large since March 1993. In December 2008, there was a near-supermoon when the moon turned full four hours away from its perigee

Jealousy
This was what I got when I got fu-engaged to her ex............ 43pm reply Submissive...: Woot Woot! I know all about you now! Ive got the truth and it will be known asus told me everything! your sick you need to be put on meds! And its no wonder why your damn husband hung himself if i was married to your ass i would have done the same fucking thing! Stop being such a begger on here for love and trying to buy every guys love save ur money on ur kids! Damn your sick! and I'm sick well guess what when someone you loves kills himself one tends to question it and saying mean and hurtful things only makes you look bad submissive bibrat!

Nsfw?!
Anonymous Question #2 How do I get more people to look at my nsfw? I posted full-frontal nudity yesterday and only got a handful of views, and they were only there because I dropped a link in their shoutboxes. Do I need to do a spread-eagle pose?Sincerely,SuperKlassy My Answer: Sell access for bling. It will give people the false pretense that it's something actually worth looking at. Make sure you stipulate that no refunds will be given.

Cherry Bomb Time
I have a cherry bomb, thank you muffin (CajunLace) and will run it the next few hours..cuz double points and all.. SO I need your help..Please link me to your bomb folders and such, and anyone with 11's and special ability blingds running today that you would like me to bomb... And anyone who calls me a point hoar will surely get bombed!!! let the stupidity begin!!! as you were

This Topic Is Worn Out But Lol, Oh Well
LIARS. I don't understand your motivation. What does it do for you? Lying to people, being completely dishonest about yourself and your life. Didn't your mama ever tell you that when you lie...you always get caught? Always. There are NO exceptions, sure you think your slick now, but I guarantee, somebody if not everybody knows you're full of it. We're all just waiting for you to choke on your own lies. Furthermore, I am sick and tired of you telling them to me. You come to me, spitting whatever kinda game you think you have...silly boys. You're not smooth. I see, I hear and more than likely, I'm friends with the chicks you're talking too. Lets just stop all this mkay. I'm not interested anyway. Thanks though. Be careful who you lie to. Just sayin, there are some bitter bitches out there that will hang you from a tree by your nutsack. Just saaaaayin. HAGD. Kiss Kiss.

What's New
So... 1. quit smoking almost 6 weeks ago...go me! 2. hit a lil plateau on the weight loss...but i am still working hard 3. started training for a 5 k (my first is sunday :D) 4. i still work too much 5. i grew a green thumb and am trying my hand at growing stuff

My Writings
As i lay beneath the mighty walnut tree my skin warmed by the sun and kissed by the wind,i think to myself my dark lord how i wish it were ur kiss apon my warm and wanton skin. As the light of the predawn shines through the window i look to u but can only smile like a fool over the night we have spent together with much pleasure and pain tortures and raptures and exstacy i look to u and think ohhhhh my sweet dark lord the many ways that i love u. As i lay here cryin drifting in and out of my slumber i hear the words to a familar song repeating in my head and cant help but sing them quietly, I TEAR MYSELF OPEN I SEW MYSELF SHUT MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I CARE TOO MUCH THE SCARS REMIND US THAT THE PAST IS REAL I TEAR MY HEART OPEN JUST TO FEEL and i wonder where are u my lord my darkangel in the night???? laying in the darkness i wake to look for u and find u gone i rise from my bed to look for u as i search i find u know where , i think to myself my love where are u??? why have u gone

There's A First Time For Everything.
Update 6-18-11: Winner! higgs boson So, I never really do these kinds of things, but I figured, why not participate in at least one fu-owned auction, yeah? If you would like to bid, go for it. If you can at least rate & share, that would be cool beans. If the picture link doesn't work, try going here. Thanks! XD

Wootz!! I'm Soooo Proud Of Myself!!!
I'm absolutely loving it!!! Been sweating and working and weeding and diggin and sweating, but damn it's worth it!!! I've decided (thanks for your help if you helped in my "garden journal" MuMM) to blog this stuffs and let you know how satisfying it is and how much I'm learning....I'm experimenting with different composts and fertilizers so that I know what/when to sell etc etc... I'm excited to eat organically and welcome your thoughts on my gardens...if you want to view pics please see my defaults..I may take close up stuffs every once and awhile and place them in the blog if it’s a subject about pests or disease or something... Anyway, this should be fun... This is what is going on so far :) HAPPY PLANTING!!! April 13th planted pansies and potted up plugs using fertilome potting soil and pansy power. April 14th planted sweet peas, carrots and radishes using buffalo loam and recycled materials. Planted lettuce mix and moonflowers in fertilome potting soil.

Lick My Sack
1:15pm lick my sack: i wrote ya name on my dick 1:16pm To lick my sack: awww that's the closest i'll ever get to it 1:16pm lick my sack: yanno yew fuck 1:17pm To lick my sack: goodbye 1:17pm lick my sack: like i carer yew block me 1:17pm To lick my sack: not gonna block you. 1:18pm lick my sack: why not bithc 1:18pm To lick my sack: you aren't worth it. http://fubar.com/6308241 welcome to the blog douche :) spellcheck. try it sometime.

Forgive & Forget?
My son is 15 and has begun to check out girls (especially the tits and ass on these girls). He begain dating this one girl last month, she was sweet but too clingy for Wilson. Anywho.....Wilson had gone to a fire department (he's on the youth fire department) meeting. When he gets there he sees clingy girl's real dad (her mother died a few years back and he didn't want anything to do with her so her Aunt adopted her). Well her "sperm dnor" saw and yelled at Wilson walking into the fire department. He was sitting in his truck with his door open and motioned for Wilson to come to the truck. Wilson walks to the truck and see this guy take a bullet out of his glock, wrote Wilson's name on the bullet in sharpie and asked him if he knew what it was. Wilson said "A bullet with my name on it". Then the guy told Wislon if he did anything other then hold hands of kiss his daughter he's gonna start at his pinky toe and work his way to his ass. It bothered Wilson so much he finally told us what

Souixme Asked For It...
SiouxMe FuEngaged to LongHairedOne said: good lord Ford said: you called? SiouxMe FuEngaged to LongHairedOne said: Go get me something smothered in chocolate. Nao! Ford said: *smears chocolate sauce all over my naked body* why is it a woman shies away when you do what she asked of you? :-P

What A Bitch....
...cake..!..ha..Look it's another Birthday! Star Wars, Muffins, and well...just about anything else you can imagine...wish a very happy birthday tooo the one and only... Bitchcake@ fubar She's unique. I can confirm that 110% and well, she' real. or is she?...hm.

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Update 7/25/2011
First, let me say once again how utterly amazed I am by all the love and concern my family and friends have shown me throughout this ordeal. I am completely overwhelmed and wish to express my heartfelt and sincere gratitude to each and every one of you. You have all played a role in my recovery process and from the bottom of my heart I thank you. Now, I have been home for 5 days, so I thought maybe it would be a good time for a little update on my progress. It is mind-boggling that so many other "ailments" can be fixed by getting your back, back, so to speak. Things that would mean very little to you in your normal day-to-day life have literally astounded me over these past few days. For instance, I can now cross my legs. I haven't been able to do that for years. I could always reach down and grab my ankle and pull it up over my knee, but now I can just cross my legs... sure makes changing socks easier. I can pick a dime up off the floor now, without having to squat or bend my

The End
The End In a journal of scribbled words I keep thoughts I want unheard, thoughts of hope, thoughts of doubt, wondering what lifes all about. Searching through memories, of feelings I tried to hide, remembering all the times you laughed, and the times when I made you cry. You said you had enough and couldn't take it anymore I didnt know how bad I hurt you til you packed your things and walked out the door. I never thought it would feel so bad the day that I hurt you, but you said you had enough and did what you had to do. Now I'm all alone trapped in my own deep thoughts, I finally figured out your trust is something that is earned and can never be bought. Another chapter in my life unfolds, each time I take a

Take 2
Let's try this again... I am mad at myself...I had a really bad weigh in In 2 weeks (missed last week) I was up several pounds.. It is my own fault..I drank A LOT of sangria and made very poor food choices :/ I am very unhappy with myself, but I guess everyone falters on the way to a goal from time to time *sighs* Carry on..:)

For The Rare And Radiant Maiden Whom The Angels Named Lenore...
..nevermore. As cellphone communication is getting restored, Ive been able to contact most of my people in NC. As it turns out, I have recieved word that I lost an immediate family member during the hurricane, early evening yesterday. Im just putting this out there so others may understand that my tolerance may not be parralel to those removed from the situation. I appreciate all the well wishes that were expressed beforehand, and hope that all those that were affected in its wake will recover soonly. All those that jeered and wished us dead, no need to bother, whats said has been said. I cant expect the whole world to be tactful or empathetic, and I respect their right to express their true feelings. I ask that you all please do not adorn my page with fubar gratuities, but just simply keep my family in your thoughts during this time. As the roads become passable over the next few days, I will be traveling there to help with arrangements. Until then, I'll reflect, I'll seek dive

Stalkers. You Love Them. Want More?!?!....
I got this from Jen via Facebook. But could you imagine if we had one of these here?..hmmm.. I figured you all would find this amusing. I'm also going to start debuting signatures based on the lies, misconceptions and ridiculous things that I've been hearing lately about me. If you have a question feel free really. Here's today's... With love from your favorite never producing screenshots, proofless, hateful, vindictive, malicious, manipulative, slandering most viewed blogger on Fubar.com who is apparently getting sued so fast my mailbox is always empty *snickers*, - JD.

Fake Of The Day...
Hey kids, happy Tuesday. Here's a dumb fake for ya to start the day off right... Who's fake account do you think this is begging for bling packs to transfer to themselves?... http://fubar.com/6789802 Nice status....classic for a fake owned by someone that's looking for credits.. Fake salute... actually modified from a salute generator, original shown below... So based on the above, this picture's caption below is a complete lie.. No, no "Kelly" or member using this account to get free credits, you're just not real. Pity the fools that buy this fake anything. Thanks Master TJ. Peace.

Swimsuit Contest....who To Vote For?....
Since people have been asking and for what it's worth I've compiled a list of models that I personally recommend voting for in the swimsuit contest. My rules are: 1. Saluted 2. Cool and "drama free" 3. Look like something...lol Here's the list that I have and that I vote on anyways. Remember, to each their own and if you are just voting for points be sure you hit everyone while you are there (why not right?)...here goes in no specific order (I screenshotted it to make it easier when you go to vote): Any questions feel free I figured I'd throw my two sense into this one too, lol. Enjoy the contest and good luck to the models!..more later. Peace.

Happy Halloween...and A Rant..
Hello kids and Happy Halloween!! Usually I post this yearly October blog about the ramblings and happenings of this always-fu-crazy month...but honestly this year.. I haven't been here all that much. Not that it's a bad thing, nope. Not that there's any drama with me, nope. It's called prioritizing Fubar with your real life and sometimes, there just isn't enough time in the day to sit here 5,8, 18 or 36 hours (for you widowmaker people...crazy I say..ha.) Some people on here should try it sometime, you know taking this place -not- so seriously and spending time time carving a pumpkin or having a real life drink...imagine spending that $25 entertaining yourself real life instead of tr

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
12 hour night at work... my schedule completely switched this week was on dayshift so it's a bit of a change... but not too big a deal okay so i get off work... not tired yet so... yeah okay i'll hit up the gym... get there and lookie at this my ipod's battery is red... it's nearly dead... cool i'll just stay until it dies.... long story short.... 2 hours later i really fucking hate my ipod.... *Sigh* the only thing that could possibly make it worse... i'm still not tired :/

Week 1
So maybe Thanksgiving wasn't the best week to start this...lol I have been doing really well. Thye diet has been ok, no snacking has been tough. The no drinking while I eat is super hard. I have only had about 8 oz of diet soda, the rest has been water :D I am kickin ass Haven't even thought about smoking. I must realllllyyyy want this. I learned to crochet, and I am making a scarf to surprise my sister for Christmas...I am pretty fuckin awesome.

Futard Of The Day..12/12/2011
Futard of the day. Wow that chick is hot!..or wait a minute..WTF IS THAT?!?!...click below for today's Futard.. Click here & then link in stash!... The stupidity never sleeps. ....peace.

Fap
I have recently gotten hooked on Wordfued on the smartphone. (Damn appse current game I'm playing against my sister-in-law, I tried to play the word FAP last night. Guess what.....it's not a real word!!!! WTF?! Where is Prinny? If I find out that PEEN isn't a word I'm gonna freak out! Is this a FU language a

They're Sending Me Away
Sunday through Thursday I will be in Newnan, Ga. installing software updates and evaluating robot wrists for proper gear backlash. I will be replacing said wrists as needed. The following Sunday through Thursday, I will be in Thibodaux, La. evaluating a robot arm for repeatability issues. These things are often hard to pin down, and they weren't able to show me any problem when I was there a few months back. Then... and I was just told about this one... I'll be spending the next whole week in the Sacramento, Ca. area. installing a software update, installing and configuring a software option, and then greasing the same robot while training their maintenance department to do the same so they don't have to pay a shitton of money to have me come out again. That leaves one week of this month free to probably be filled with another trip. I'll have my elite flight status in no time. If you see me online, it's because I'm bored to death in my hotel room.

Rules For The Non-military (stolen From A Friend.)
Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans and their families made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress u

Freaking Misfit Out
After a really hot pic that I can no longer view, was send to me, Misfit and I had this "chat".. She so wants me.. the pic link is.. http://fubar.com/as-in-the-words-of-mr-garrison-don-t-trust-anything-that-ble/photo-316494-96876-288405083 'Ford' dammit.. no i'm hungry and horny.. when are you getting here? i can't wait..*drools* 'misfit' FUCK YOU FORD! 'Ford' when you get to NY, it'll happen.. you can fuck me all you ant..*drools* 'misfit' oh come on...you are vomiting now arent you :p' 'Ford' not at all.. hungering for Misfit pie..mm-mm-MMMM 'misfit' *gets you new meds* 'Ford' Viagra?? you sooooooooooo want me... *sings 'All Night Long'* 'misfit' that chick has weird boney ankles... 'Ford' just means she has no meat on her bones.. like you do.. when you getting here? :p 'misfit' ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?? '

I Wasnt Goin To Do This......but Gotta Get Things Cleared.
clearing the air first ive gotta say...this really took me by suprise n when i read this...which instead of me being able to go to her page to read it i had to get a friend that had saved it so i could read it. First im going to copy n paste her little blog and after all of it i will say what i have to say. Sadly I dont have screen shots or anything cause well...who does screen shots unless they know somethings about to go sour?So enjoy everyone. Disclaimer: unlike her. shes not blocked so shes more than happy to see what i have to say and really i dont care. the ppl that really know me can vouche for me. Quit tryin to act like the victim Jess. Get over yourself. her blog So theres been some stuff said about me ... Heres the deal [NSFW]http://fubar.com/so-the-drama-has-come-back-now-to-tell-the-truth/b338932-1170979So its been brought to my attention by quite a few people theres more bullshit going around about me. People honestly think they know EVERYTHING about my persona

Playing The Ranking Game And The Top 10.
Let me begin by saying that I am no way trying to offend, hurt, anger or embarass anyone by writing this blog. I'm writing this to let you know about my experience playing the ranking game this past week in fubar. I woke up this morning #5 ranked in fubar and #7 top chick of the week. Let me tell you how I got here. FYI: Top ranks are posted on Thursdays for those that dont know...so if playing the ranking game your week starts thursday and ends the next wed night at midnight fu time. You have 3 ranks....(Someone please correct me if I'm wrong) your fubar daily rank on your home page is basically point based...how many points you received in the past 24 hours. The ranking that shows up on your profile under your name is rate based...how many people rated your profile in the past 24 hours. So, with that being said...to play the ranking game you arent necessarily going for points but profile rates. When a user runs a famp or a god mode everyone in their family gets the rates that

Where Has All The Good Times Gone?
I am in a bit of a slump :/ I lost my job 3 weeks ago and have applied for probably 250 positions. I have had a few really great meetings and have another tomorrow. I find it depressing that it is so difficult to survive, you cannot rent a decent place for under 1800.00 a month which is 600.00 more per month than if I had a minimum wage job. I need to figure out a way to maintain a positive attitude till my income builds. I am going back into finance/insurance and it will take me a few months to get a client base. Anyone have any ideas of how to keep positive while starting to build? Yeah, I suppose this is a whiny blog...so feel free to complain for wasting time reading this..

Fakes And Abundant Catfish. Friday's Special...
This is a Friday special no doubt. Looks like Catfish are on today's menu. Good price too... If you want to see the newest blog about a Fake Maker, a dumb con profile and a more skilled and crafty fake making person busted well...just click the hideous image below and the truth you shall find...

Contest
I'm in a contest for a Rock Star. I just need rates on a pic. Can you PLEASE rate it for me :) You'll have to copy/paste the link because, well....I suck at the blogs now and I can't get HTML to work in them. http://www.fubar.com/p-h-t-contest/photo-262812-2505527-3704352575#p-h-t-contest/photo-262812-2505527-3704352575 Thanks!!

Update
Yellow means happy, right? lol. It's just bright and I'm very happy so you all will have to deal with it ;) A few days ago I wrote a blog about my birthday. I kind of went off about how I felt like I was a horrible Mother for not being able to just get my son braces. I was VERY stressed about trying to come up with $600 for a down payment. Where to start....I went to work today at my normal time. My boss saw that I busted my ass and let me leave early. I called the dentist and they said I could set up an account with them and add money whenever I had it to count for the down payment. I only had $40, and seeing as how that was all I had the day before pay day...I was kind of let down but happy. It was a small start, but it was something. MONTHS ago I had to pay $478 to get him xrays and molds before his braces. That was to be paid upfront and THEN sent to insurance. It had been so long that I didn't think the insurance would cover it. When I got to the dentist the receptionist

Scammer Update..new!
This is an update to the con/scammer that was blogged here: http://fubar.com/player-con-and-well-you-have-to-click-to-see-the-rest/b56627-1177210 ...updated here... http://fubar.com/scammer-update/b56627-1177558 ..I can't believe this thing hasn't been run off yet, but hey at least it's getting removed from families and is supposed to "leaving" at least right?...keep spreading the word, and eventually, it will get the hint and pack a fucking bag..lol peace.

Grrr!!
You know, sometimes I don't know why I add people on here. I really do try to talk to the people on my list. I may not do it every day, but damn. I at least try to. I may only get a few minutes on here at a time and all I can do is look at my alerts, but I always see them. I always look at them all and I do try to get back to people who always come to my page or send me something. However, when does it become "enough"? I seriously don't think I should be the only one doing things. It's not hard to say hi. Fuck it. I'm done bitching. Please continue on.

Sister
My sister, my friend. Our lives were brought, together by a greater plan, but is by choice we became friend. Only a sister can be the kind of friend who really knows you, and loves and accepts you though it all thank you for all that you are to my life... You are my mentor my sister my friend. I Love you! Love you always Sister

Waiter
So, I saw my waiter today. He's hands down THE BEST waiter ever. He has my drink memorized and knows what I like to order. He sees me come in to the place and will stop the hostess and say.."She's mine, I've got her.", and take me to his table. He knows exactly when to come and ask about refills and isn't that annoying waiter that comes all the time to make sure things are okay. He'll walk past and if he sees you need something, he has it to you before you can ask. But now I'm all kinds of sad, lol. Seriously though, I kinda am. He came into my job today and told me, "You're going to hate me. I gave my 2 weeks notice. I'm moving to Virginia.". WTF? Really?? WTH am I going to do now? lol. I told him I needed names of good waiters so that I can be able to go back there and get great service. Guess I'll be eating at Fridays a lot in 2 weeks. Maybe if I burn myself out on it, I won't want to go back, lol.

Why
Why is it a person can try and try to get someone's attention and nothing happens but when that person finally gives up, it's finally noticed? Should the person feel bad for giving up? I don't know....I'm just a little confused.

Note Cards, Art, Purses, Bags, Jewelry And More....sale!
As I mentioned in my last blog...I've been listing my artwork and graphics for sale in my artfire studio. It really does take forever, but I hope that it will be worth all of my efforts. I've made a section for blank note cards in the designs that are already printed. You may now buy a single card or sets of ten of one design. Custom orders are always welcome :) I will be listing artwork throughout the weekend and a few new pieces of jewelry. I decided a sale might prompt you peoples n things to buy. So, I'm running one!!! 25% OFF! If you leave a comment on the artfire site (www.greeningdrivecreations.artfire.com) you recieve an additional 5% off at checkout. So, that's the scoop....I miss some of you

So Stinkin Happy!
Today has been amazing! How you ask? Well let me tell you.... 1. When I got to work it as a great shift. The people there actually work, not just stand around. 2. I got a fellow employee mad at me ;) I'm just that good 3. I went to my chiropractor and got to pay for today's visit AND my next visit 4. Took my kiddos trick or treating 5. My aunt gave me the money to get the phone I want....well to put it on layaway. I'll have it before Christmas. 6. I got the bling I wanted since I saw it. =] It's just been a great day!!!

Calling Bs On 20" Bet He Doesn't Broadcast..lol
Clear HistoryClose tom Buzz: sh*t faced! by Level: Ninja (19) Gender: Male, ? Location: Turkey 4:07pm tom: You really are very beautiful reallyyy 4:46pm FvckingCan...: thank you 4:47pm

10 Signs He Is Just Using You For Sex
#9 is something I test out on you guys a lot. So far you all failed that one. 1. He tells you. I know – Talk about stating the obvious but, have you any idea how many women are actually told by a guy that they just want to have ‘fun’ and aren’t looking for a relationship? When a man says this, instead of rationalising and hoping that he will change his mind after the event, don’t and move on. 2. He is sexual towards you. When you’re out on a date, be wary of guy who turns the conversation down the sexual route too quickly. This is over familiarity yet this often gets ignored and mistaken for a strong attraction and connection – That ‘He just can’t help himself because he’s so into me’ syndrome. He’s not into you, he’s into the idea of shagging you. If he is making a lot of sexual innuendo’s, steering the conversation onto sex, staring meaningfully at your breasts and crotch, it is likely that he ha

Santa And Other Untruths
Do you remember when you learned that Santa wasn't real? I didn't. But my mother does. Apparently, at the tender age of three or four, just prior to the annual pilgrimage to the school gym to sit on Santa's lap and be given a paper bag of peanuts (honestly, what kid likes unshelled peanuts?), I showed up all ready to go. With a paper sack over my head, holes poked out for my eyes. My mother was understandably confused. She inquired, and my response was thus: Santa is fake. If that guy won't show me his face, I'm not showing him mine. She shrugged her shoulders and took me to see Santa anyway, and I sat on his lap with a paper sack over my head, and my mother took the obligatory photos, and I have no idea if I said anything to Santa about his fakeness or if Santa said anything to me about my paper sack. But I do know I didn't eat the peanuts.

Fam
I am utterly disgusted with those in my fam who are trying to keep me out of fam adds for their famps. You know who you are, so do not proclaim shock. I suported those, people, went too those who blocked them to see their side...no more...I will be back, playing the rank game again, on my own terms. Should you choose to take me out of your fam, so be it, I understand the game. i will always remember those who screwed me along the way and will never help you again.

Catfish, Te'o And A Message For My Critics...
This is a big fat -fuck you- to everyone over the years who has said that "fakes aren't important" and "no one cares." Manti Te'o and Catfish. I personally believe that Te'o got duped in the beginning of this hoax. However, his complicity with it after he knew on December 6,2012 and the cover up from Notre Dame in order to keep the controversy under wraps until after the BCS Championship Game is well, appaulling. Any team that drafts this clown needs to have their head examined. If you don't know who Mati Te'o is, you're living under a Fubar rock and best advised to use the "Google" Search application on your Obamaphone. The whole Catfish movie was blogged here some time ago. Now it has its' own TV show. The mere fact that it has its' own series should tell people something. This is a widespread problem that has finally hit the mainstream. We've been blogging and dealing with these same issues for over six years in the blog long before it became the chic thing to do might I add.

Blatant Lies & Half-truths
here's what i've learned from following politics: people are fearful, and people are prejudiced. and if you continually repeat a lie that plays into their fears and prejudices, they will think it's true, even if there is no factual basis for it. even if you SHOW them the factual basis for why it's not true, they will keep believing the lie they've heard countless times. so: why don't we use this phenomenon for good? instead of the usual blatant un-truths, why not start spreading small half-truths that might improve our lives? please help make these go viral: "The Boston bombers used smart-phones to help them pull off the bombings. We need to restrict the use of phones in public places!" "The Boston bombers were bigots who should have been deported! DEPORT BIGOTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"

The 100 Greatest Novels Of All Time: The List (or One Of Many)
Ignore the links. 1. Don Quixote Miguel De Cervantes The story of the gentle knight and his servant Sancho Panza has entranced readers for centuries. Buy Don Quixote at the Guardian Bookshop 2. Pilgrim's Progress John Bunyan The one with the Slough of Despond and Vanity Fair. Buy Pilgrim's Progress at the Guardian Bookshop 3. Robinson Crusoe Daniel Defoe The first English novel. Buy Robinson Crusoe at the Guardian Bookshop 4. Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift A wonderful satire that still works for all ages, despite the savagery of Swift's vision. Buy Gulliver's Travels at the Guardian Bookshop 5. Tom Jones Henry Fielding The adventures of a high-spirited orphan boy: an unbeatable plot and a lot of sex ending in a blissful marriage. Buy Tom Jones at the Guardian Bookshop 6. Clarissa Samuel Richardson One of the longest novels in the English language, but unputdownable. Buy Clarissa at the Guardian Bookshop 7. Tristram Shandy Laurence Sterne One of the first

Before You Get That Blow Job From Me , Here Are A Few Pointers
Wow. It’s been great making out with you, a real live boy, on this couch for 15 minutes. I can see that now, after the conversation we had and the beer you bought me after your friend introduced us at the party, you think it’s about time you enjoyed the fruits of your labor. About time you got a blow job from me. And let me tell you, you came to the right place. Because the world is populated by guys like you; in fact I’m willing to bet there’s not one man in the whole wide world who doesn’t think he deserves an on-the-couch blow job the first time he makes out with someone, so fear not. This is territory that any girl over the age of 15 has seen many, many times. So don’t think I won’t do it. There’s just a few things I need from you first. First, I would appreciate it if you would wash your genitals once a day. Just once a day. Heck, you can even do it while you’re IN the shower washing anyway. Because guys like y

Beggin' Strips Bling
We, the undersigned Fubarians, are tired of seeing people begging for things by using their statuses and posting MuMMs that go against guidelines (and getting away with it), so we hereby propose a new ability bling: Beggin' Strips. The Beggin' Strips ability bling would, when used, strip a person of ALL Angel/Demon abilities, the capability of making a blast, or buying a Happy Hour, MuMMing abilities, and even the ability to make a status (along with clearing theirs), for 6 hours. Of course, it would be a limited use bling, being able to be used only 5 times, or for 3 hours, whichever comes first. Baby J, we ask you to create and sell this bling. It would be a good way to get people who have never spent money on Fubar before, to buy something. I know I would. Sincerely, The undersigned Fubarians who want to ENJOY this site again. If you agree, comment below with "Signed". Also, if you REALLY want this, share this for everyone else to sign. When it reaches 250 signature

Boys Are So Silly.
Clear HistoryClose thunderbolt Buzz: sh*t faced! Level: Disciple (26) Gender: Male, ? Location: 10:35pm thunderbolt: hi 10:37pm Cannib...: hi 10:39pm thunderbolt: hi sweetie how r u ? 10:41pm Cannib...: i am well, and you?

Seriously...it's Just Bling...
Bling is there for people to polish...Fubar has made polishing bling achievements and even leveling requirements in some cases... It's getting ridiculous how many people are being high handed about people polishing their bling...stop taking it out on people that are simply playing the game the way its meant to be played... If you have an issue about people following the rules of FUBAR and in no way doing anything wrong then take it up in FU Support and have them change the rules... People are sitting there spamming status after status for people to buy them all sorts of bling but as soon as someone polishes it they wanna either block em, blow up their shoutbox, downrate them or a combination of all 3... It's gotten real out of control...people are polishing bling to get achievement points, fulfill leveling requirements or to make points...thats how IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE... Get off your high horse and grow the F up...seriously...it's not that serious...

Facts
ok so it seems to be like my ex is trying to start some drama and bs about me. you all know me i have been on this site 5 years and know that i was in a coma 4 years ago and down to under 100 lbs so of course things and features will change. like ive said i will up to date my stuff when i feel like it some have alreadly seen up to dates that i have in family and they see the resemblance so if they can see it why cant others? i have blocked a few people which i believe are drama thats my perception and its my page to do what i wish to do with it. To me it seems like she is jealous and trying to make me lose friends on here kinda crazy huh? I have moved on to soooo sooo much better and am VERY happy. I have let things go with the ex why cant she? everyone know ex s will say and do anything to make the ex look bad i just dont see why they cant get over it and move on i sure have. I hope my friends stay true and back me up on things like REAL friends do. I surely do it for them. in closi

Alexander Filth? Nah... Just Plain Ol' Pathetic "lorena Turner."
UPDATE, 11/24/13 the original blog is below this update. Alexander Filth, aka InkB**, is really Lorena Turner. she is not infertile, her mother is not dead, her dad is not dying, she used to be married, she's never been in the military, and has a couple kids she gave up for adoption as toddlers (and yes, they look just like her, spitting image). {and that's just for starters, y'all.} while on Fu before her hiatus, she lied to get not only lots of credits. i never gave her much of anything but bling and a few creds here and there, because my intuition went off several times in a big way, and i backed off as needed. but some of my very best friends on here spent thousands and thousands *in cash* to get her out of made-up situations. she is a sociopath, a user, and dangerously narcissistic (though i'm not sure why.... narcissism is usually for impressive people). worse, she was invited into the lovely home of a fellow fu-friend, and you can just imagine how THAT turned out. more wasted

Doctor's Report
Doctor’s Report – December 12, 2013 Patient 1 is female, 4 years and 8 months old, given name Stella. Patient presented yesterday sitting on coop floor, unwilling to eat treat food with her peers. Upon examination, patient has lame leg or foot. Foot is curled, patient unwilling to put weight on it. Patient bundled up and transported, placed in dog kennel in lower level of Saint Agnostic’s Hospital for Wounded and Harassed Animals. Symptoms: Toes of left foot are curled in. Leg and foot are hot, slightly swollen. Diagnosis: Fuck’t foot or leg.Treatment Plan: Tender loving care.Patient Status: Stable, alert, but either unwilling to drink or is tippling when Doctor is not present. Has eaten scant quantities of food, including heirloom Indian corn and dried mealworms. Patient voided bowels yesterday afternoon, moved self off of fecal blob and onto clean bedding. ---- Patient 2 is male, 8 months old, prefers to be called Sir Juicy Cock. Presented

Oh Don't Be Stupid !
You know, when men try to pick up women, some of them spend a lot of time asking the wrong damn question. Now, I know some guy is going to say "Women do tooo", well you know what? I don't date women, so I write from my own experience. So, I've compiled a list of some of the questions that I've been asked and some of my favorite answers. Q. Are your tits real? A. Is your *ick real?? Q. Are you really 36? A. No, I'm lying about being a middle aged woman so I can drink w/o being carded. Q. Are you bi-sexual? A. If bi means twice a week, if I can be I am. Q. Did it hurt? A. What? When I fell from heaven? Why are you even trying that bullshit ass line with a woman over 12? Q. Do your parents know you're this beautiful? A. No jackass, they've never seen me.....what? Q. What gets you hot? A. Heat asshole. Q. Do you like anal? A. *looks for ignore or block button*..... Q. So, what are you looking for? A. Someone else to talk to. Q. Would you

My Name
Nymphomania - The uncontrollable desire by a woman for sexual intercourse. (This definition was taken straight from the dictionary) MMMM...SEX, I love it!!! I always have..from the time that I was younger, when I barely even knew what sex was.. I knew that I loved the sensation of being touched. I learned at an early age what masturbation was, and of course was told that it was dirty, and sinful. So, very quitely at night, I would lay in my bed, doing the unimaginable, being dirty..such a nasty little girl. One night, I learned that there were spots on my body, that would make my temerature go up, make me sweat and breathe hard, I loooved those spots, and learned that if you touched them longer and faster and harder, it was like an explosion!! I almost couldn't contain myself. I did this for years, finding new and inventive ways to make myself cum. I learned every inch of my body, and I loved it. I loved the feeling, I wanted more and more. By this time, I knew what sex was, bu

Don't Guys Really Do This???
Do guys really do this? Current mood: cheerful Do guys really do this? Kiss her in front of your friends. Trust her over everyone else. Tell her she looks beautiful. Look her in the eye when you talk to her. When she crys do whatever to make her smile. Forgive her for her mistakes Look at her like she's the only girl you see. Hold her hand even when you are around your friends. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Get her mad, then kiss her. Stay up with her all night. Watch her favorite movie. Kiss her forehead. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. Hug her from behind When your leaning on the wall, lean her on top of you and put your hands around her stomach When she's sad, hang out with her. Let her know she is important. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her, TELL HER. And when you do tell her.. Love her like you never loved before. I have seen a lot of you lad

A Simple Gift
Another one I wrote last fall. Enjoy. A Simple Gift Before, my heart lay on the dust covered shelf, Despondent and cold . . . growing harder each day. Before, my eyes saw only the hurt in people's faces, Wanting everyone to feel the pain that I did. Before, my body was stiff, not responding to even a gentle touch, Afraid to let anyone too close. Before, my mind would not let thoughts of love enter, Guarding my heart with grief and fear. Before, my nights only brought darkness, Like a black veil falling to cover my wounds. Before, my life held only emptiness and contempt, Anger guiding me through days of hell. But on the day I found you, A brilliant light shone down on me As you breathed new life into me And renewed my will for living. And now my heart almost bursts with a joy I have never felt before. So strong it overcomes all other thoughts. And now my body is strong and yet so soft, As I respond to your ever word. And now I anticipate my nights with

You See Me
You See Me You, you see me You see the me I tend to hide You free the feelings locked inside In you I know I can confide Because, you see me You, you hear me You hear the words I cannot say You kiss my every tear away From you I will never stray Because, you hear me You, you touch me You touch me and my heart grows wings You touch me and my body sings I can't believe it's happening Because, you touch me You, you love me You love me as I've never known You reap the love my heart has sown I know I'll never be alone Because, you love me By Steven Lee

Whisper
Thank You Whisper I have the strangest feeling, I feel it deep inside, It comes from down inside my heart, And makes me wonder why. I've had it all day long now, I noticed it when working, And now that I am all alone, I feel it's presence lurking. It starts off with a silent sigh My eyes fill up with dreams I see myself inside your arms I wonder what this means Its late at night.... So I close my eyes real tight, My mind drifts away.. As I picture a bright and shinny day.. There you are..Standing not that far.. Your eyes so beautiful.. Just like two shining stars.. As you smile..A very beautiful smile My heart fly's for miles.. As day quickly fades to night.. You grab my hand so very tight.. We walk on a moon lit beach.. With the stars shining so bright. .God this feels so right.. As we walk for miles holding hands.. We walk through the moist sand.. I turn my head..And see an angel..I try to speak but my words are tangled.. As you softly speak into my

End Of The Day Prayer
I DID NOT WRITE THIS BUT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I CHERISH PERSONALY AND WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU. ITS A REMINDER TO ME NOT TO OVER LOOK THE INPORTANT THINGS IN MY LIFE. ENJOY. END OF THE DAY PRAYER At the end of the day let me not dwell on my failures or recount my disappointments Let my heart not be heavy over the days frustrations, the cold voices, and minor vexations. Remind me that there is so much more to life, than worry, pain and trivial strife. Let me not be blind to each tiny pleasure Remind me that each day there are little blessings and they are something to treasure. Let me hear children’s laughter, the voice of a dear friend; and let the warm memories revive me....... When a long day ends. And wrap me tight in your arms once my worries depart ; never let me forget your love lest I forget my heart. AMEN

Tragedies And Why I Should Be Dead
first off I would just like to say when I finally do die don't grieve, I want yall mother fuckers to party like I was there cuz I don't want my death to be mourned but more of my life celebrated, ok here we go, at the age of 3 I was eating pizza and standing up on the chair and fell backwards and cracked my head open on the dishwasher, and I ran into a fuckin doorframe on my big wheel and got a big ass bump on my forehead, at the age of 5 I tried to outrace the sun, I flew head over heals and luckily all I did was scrape the fuck out of my knee, I still got the scar to show it, at the age of 7 is when I started get my bare ass beat with a leather belt, at the age of 9, 20 days b4 my 10th bday I was hit by a car, my head smashed off the passenger side mirror and I flew up and over the car, bit my tongue and stopped breathing, the friend who was with me didn't know what to do so she dragged me off to the side of the road, the ambulance had already been called, by the time I got to th

Tell Me What You Think!!!!??? I Know I Rock I Just Need To Hear It...
I like To Draw.. Quite a bit... This some of the fan art... Stuff From Cartoons Comics And Videogames that I liked...EnjoyJuan somthing to entertain you while you check out the slide show

What We Fear Most
What We Fear the Most Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure, It is our light not darkness that most frightens us, We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There’s nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us; it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear; Our presence automatically liberates others.

I'm A Miscarriage Survivor...if You R Too Or A Support Person Of Someone Who Has Please Let Me Know In Loving Memory Of My Beloved Mari An Alex
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Slideshow
im puttin together a new slideshow for my comments if u have gotten a comment b4 from me u know how they are....just wanted to see who my true friends on here are...i have over 500 friends almost 600 and onlyhave 400 and sum rates on my profile...so leave me some love on my blog and ill leave u some sexy love on ur page...k

Tasty Recipes
Tasty Recipes Ok, I still feel new to this single life and I have come to realize that living like a stereotypical bachelor in eating habits isn't a very good thing. I enjoy cooking but I've reached a mental blank on fixing things that are healthy and don’t take all day to prepare. So where am i going with this blog?? I am asking for your help in giving me recommendations and recipes for meals that i can make that are delicious, healthy and quick to make. Everyone seems to have a hand full of meals that they love to make because they meet that criterion. Would you like to share them with me? Perhaps it's something i can make in the crock-pot or something that i can make and freeze the leftovers for another night. So any recipes or suggestions you have would be soo greatly appreciated! Pizza and beer is soo good but it shouldn't be the breakfast of champions. LOL (well not everyday at least) :) Thanks again for your help! Hope everyone has a wonderful rest of the week

I Just Don't Get Women
Women are always complaining about guys being such assholes to them but I think that's what most women really want. I moved my last girlfriend here from the Midwest since she claimed to love me and really needed to get out of her situation in which her ex-boyfriend was showing up drunk on the weekend harassing her and beating her. Well, lo and behold after her being here for less than two weeks, after I provided for her every need (which apparently she hated) as she was attending school and wasn't receiving any income, she decided to take off back home under the guise of her father being sick and needing surgery. She just couldn't stand the fact that I provided everything she needed, that I put my life on hold for her until she got comfortable at school, and basically stopped all contact with friends online since she was so jealous for some reason. So after getting back home and trashing me to all her friends online she continued to check on me by visiting my profiles on this and oth

Lagging Bulletins And Alerts Fixed...
the power outages over the last few days appears to have fried the main server which handles bulletins and alerts. the machine wasn't totally fubar, but the motherboard was screwed up enough to not keep accurate time. it sounds like a small issue, but the alerts and bulletins were sorted by newest first... and since the time on the machine was fluctuating by 30 minutes or so every few seconds, it was causing things to fuck up. i've put a hack in which should get everything working again.. we'll hopefully be replacing that computer in the next few weeks. -mike

The Puzzle
the moment it happned the connection the deep feelings of lust for spiritual emotional and the physical depth of your character had my mind spinning out of control like it never had been before the sudden urge to pick up the pieces of our existence from the ground to piece them to finish the puzzle life had thrown at us but were blind to see what destiny had done for us could we stop and rewind time for what had been done or would we leave the pieces of the puzzle there to never know what could have been an existence without love or one with meaning to life that could be captured by a picture of a thousand words yet to be said.

For All Eternity
For All Eternity I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you You are like no other, And this I know its true, For my heart finds something special, and it has chosen you. My heart has chosen to open up and let you deep inside, piercing through my wall, putting all its fears aside. My heart is actually beating now and it's because of you. For everything you say and everything you do. This poem is to

Fuck You I'm Gonna Rant!
You know - I have never ever since I have been a member of Lostcherry/Cherrytap ever rated anyone less than a 10. If I don't like the pic/profile/stash item or what the fuck ever I just don't fucking rate it! End of story! And it's not that I even fucking care what any douch bag thinks of me...hell I know I am offensive in everyway, outspoken, and don't mind telling you to fuck off but people on here need to have respect. But hello dumb ass - rate me what you want we still get points mutha fuka - so yeah! And hell if you don't like looking at my big ass then stay the fuck off my profile bitch! And where the hell is everyone's sense of humor - the video in my stash titled "Busted" - that is fucking funny!! I laughed my ass off at that but yet people rate it thumbs down - stupid up tight cunts! Im done - have a heather-fuking-tastic day! xoxoxo

"i Am Meth"
(This was written by a young Indian girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her arm.) Please keep praying for our Children, ! Teens, Young adults. Understand, this thing is worse than any of us realize... My Name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town. I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the k

My Tits Lost Again!!
So I'm in a best rack contest..I previously said that naked tits would do much better than clothed. Since my clothed breasts lost miserably in another contest. In this contest voters could vote as many times as they wanted. I lost by 1000+ votes...so sad. I'm aware that essentially it means nothing but is it so wrong that I wanted to win?? Some of you left me lots of love. I appreciate each and every one of you that voted!! Thanks for always supporting me. I'm starting to think my breast are not quite as hot as I think they are!

Live Til You Die
> > We are all dieing. However some of us are going to die much faster than the rest. > > If you knew for an absolute fact you would die within 1 year (12 months) ... > > > > What would you do ? > > How would you live your life ? > > > > Why are you not living that way now ? > > > > Live your life to it's fullest and never be afraid to take chances because you MAY die tomorrow. > > > > > > AmieBeth >

Random Act Of Kindness :)
This is for all the people that don't read bulletins...lol I want to share with everyone the experience that I just had. So, today was my day to shop for Thanksgiving dinner, I had money set aside for the occasion, all nestled away in the zipper pouch of my purse. Well, my hubby and I went to the store, got all the fixings for dinner..stood in line and finally got to the register to pay for our meal, when low and behold, the money was missing from my purse. I of course start freaking out, dumped my purse, searching for the money. The cashier offered to hold the cart of food to the side so I could go check the car, so of course I did and had my hubby stay inside with the food. I was so upset, that was all the money that I had for dinner and I had no clue what I was going to do..I tore apart the car looking to see if it fell out, by then I am crying and then I hear someone knocking on the window..My husband was standing there with the whole cart of food and he informs me that the la

Please Read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Care For The Guys On Cherrytap
I notice most of guys profiles have almost no ratings or comments. There is so many hot guys on this site that should be top cherry's and there not. No one is doing anything to there profiles. Its sad I will only see like 1 ten rating 1 comment or nothing at all to the pictures. Why is this that girls don't spend the time to rate and comment on guys pages. Its funny girls always say guys are jerks and dogs and here they rate and comment like a million times. But I notice this a lot no attention for guys. So many guys thank me for what I do for them because no one is else is doing it.

Just Testing!!
Ok I know everyone on here seen my main picture floating all over the place from the blast, peoples friends list, people comments on pix and profiles....You know the picture I was exposing my legs and all...*Hmmmmm* Well If you noticed I've changed my picture to a plan "Jane" pic and I was testing to see if my page would be hit up as much as if I kept the other picture up....Well it just proved to me just that... most folks just wanna see tits and azz...Well folks you not gonna get it from me...That pic that I had up will be the most you will see from me...*lol* but I luv you guys anyway..*hehe*

The Medical Field And Unreliable Equipment Lol
I went and had my blood drawn on thurs and I usually end up gettin my results the next day. When I called to get them I was told that the machine that processes those samples was down and that they had to have a serviceman come out to fix it but they would give me a call later on in the day. I called again at 4:30 and was told I wouldnt get my results til Monday because it was still down. GRRRR!!! I just want to know how much closer to zero I am from 18. I just want to know how much closer I am to being back to normal again so I can get on with my life and healing so that we can start getting pregnant again. It seems that this is just TOO MUCH to ask. This just frustrates me so much sometimes. Its not bad enough that I lost a baby...I also have to be reminded that I WAS pregnant everyday that I am not back to normal. Thanks to everyone who drops in here and listens to me rant and rave and sadly have still sadness and misery to share. Hopefully before too long I will have happin

Is Love Complicated?
Love is complicated... Why are so many people afraid to just let go? To live? To love? Love is not as complicated as we would like to make it. Is it that hard to trust anyone in this cynical world? It frustrates me that decent people have to suffer due the stupidity of a select few. No one's perfect..including myself. However, I know of my mistakes. I allow them to eat away at me daily like a cancer. I judge myself for these mistakes far worse than anyone else ever could dream. I examine every move I have made in my life ritually. It teaches me where I have come from. It helps me see more clearly where I want to be. I've gone through a very bad bit of depression over the last 4 months. Almost daily thoughts of suicide ran through my head. I still have depression. Now, however, I realize that the person causing me this pain wasn't her. It was myself. I was trying desperately to grasp at things that were not there. Trying to control what was out of my hands. I also realized that

No Fear
No Fear Sitting inside my mind exploring the grotesque treasures I find I'm gonna take the creatures to the ball so we can get drunk and watch ourselves fall I wanna split this silly town pedal to the metal, wearing my tinfoil crown taking my rag-tag circus on the road showing off the rats and these toads everything seems so old I never see anything bold I'm waiting for the disgusting and insane I'm waiting for someone to complain please, show me something besides this mess where you never have to guess because you always know what happens next so I'm off to find more maggots and worms all the things that make you squirm I wanna see myself burn alive combust because I'm finally surprised me and my rats are outta here and there's no fear, no fear . . . copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews

The Ride To Dinner (part 2) - Erotica
(If you have not read Coffee I would recommend doing that first as this is part two) The phone rang a few days later and I answered it, it was Max. He told me to go get dressed to go out for the evening and that he would be picking me up shortly. He firmly suggested that I wear a skirt and a button down blouse, something sexy but sophisticated because we were going somewhere nice. I rushed to my closet and picked out a long black flowing skirt and paired it with a deep purple silk blouse, I loved the way the color complimented my long red hair. Underneath I put on a nice corset with black silk stockings and a pair of silk panties. An hour later my doorbell rang, and when I answered it I was greeted by a chauffer. I was intrigued as I looked outside and saw a stretch limo awaiting me. He smiled and took my arm and led me to the limo. He politely opened the door for me and helped me inside. Once I was in I realized that there was no one else in the limo yet and was a lit

Friends, Family And Fans Please Help....
Through much hard work and support from my friends, family and fans....we got my baby blog to #1 blog to share this story with any other parents out there that might need to hear it and know that they arent alone. Originally when I started this blog, it was only to start figuring out my feelings and dealing with this loss the best way I know how....through writing. I found out eventually that other parents were reading this that had lost babies and they were finding support and inspiration through it and I decided to make this blog a blog for all parents that have suffered this loss. I thought that our story needs to be told so that we arent grieving in silence any longer. PLEASE help me keep it in #1 blog and show CT and the people on it that the babies lost and their parents really do matter.

Going, Going ... Gone
“Really Small Headlines” Under this appropriately tiny banner, I want to say goodbye to the 48 new friends I’ve made on CT in the past few weeks. This site is a wonderful, terrible place, a brazen combination of meat market and self-advertising on the one hand; confessional and soul sharing on the other. I am a man of gentle persuasion and mild disposition, and I hope it showed in my messages. I further hope I had a positive impact on 47 of you; I know I disappointed one. And so, effective January 1, 2007, I will cease to exist here. Thank you for the lovely comments and friendship. I remain, A Perfect Gentleman POST SCRIPT: As you can see, I haven't left. Sorry to disappoint those of you who anticipated my departure. I've found a new reason to stay on this site. It's still a wonderful, terrible place ... and certainly a meat market (girls, please watch out for the horndogs). But, the upside outweighs the downside, so y'all are stuck with me for awhile.

Do's And Don't's Of Ct
1) always remember this is the internet 2) Be careful who you give your heart to 3) Many here are players,with many accounts 4) Never trust anyone , who says trust me. 5) If you give your heart , be prepared for the consequences. 6) Even if they sound sincere, they may not be Do not feel bad if this has happened to you. It has happened to the best of us. Some come off, so charming and lovable , only to find later, they are married or playing many at the same time.. This is a nightclub, nothing more, nothing less. Just have fun and move on with your life.. Bright Blessings to all

Its Really Me!
Hi, My name is TomTom and I would just like to clear the air and tell all you ladies a few things about myself. Some of you think I am the sweetest man on CherryTap but you really don’t know me or any other man on here so what ever you do if you chose to meet or even talk to one over the phone, use common sense, ok. First, I am a man a man that is 1. arrogant 2. self-centered 3. Thinks he is right all the time (which I am..hehehe) 4. I drink budlite 5. go to strip bars 6. Love women who dress in lingerie; specially lingerie. OMG, when a woman is in this stuff I will do just about anything and I do mean anything. 7. I believe that women should come to bed with hip high stockings and high heels and push up bras on. yummy 8. Think women should sexually attack their man and give him a heart attack. 9. Make it when I come into the bed room, I have to sneak in and carefully look around making sure you are asleep so I don’t have a heart attack. 10. I think when my woman i

Dont Judge A Book By It Cover
HELLO TO ALL OF MY CHERRY FRIENDS I NEVER DONT THIS B4 SO BARE WITH ME A LITTLE ABOUT ME I AM 33 Y/O FROM MOBILE ALABAMA I AM VERY ROMANTIC I DONT HAVE KIDS BUT LOVE BEING AROUND THEM AND I LOVE THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE IF YALL ASK ANY OF MY FRIENDS THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT I AM A NUT TO BE AROUND I AM VERY LOVING VERY CARING AND VERY HONESY I DONT CHEAT OR LIE TO ANYONE AND I WANT THE SAME BACK FROM OTHERS AND NO I DONT BELIVE IN THE AGES THING AND NO I DONT HAVE ANY KIDS B/C I CANT AND WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR IN A WOMAN IS ROMANTIC , CARING , LOVING AND VERY LOYAL

A Real Man...for The Woman That Desrves Better.
This is for ALL the women out there that deserves better in life...who deserves better than who you just had in the past, and for those who want to find complete happiness and satisfaction. Hope your search is short and sweet.... Take care.... Remember this ... Sometimes true happiness lies in front of you and you just haven't noticed.... 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not fine as fuck. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you..... 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much ti

Dis Es A Dark Day For Deh Good Cherriez Yarly
Deh pak of top cherrie cheeterz are winning yarly. Good peeplez r gettin hurt fo sho. Meh hope 1 day dey will stop yarly but dey will have 2 get deeleted befo dat day eva happen! If dis madness continuuez meh will reveel mah true self and fite dem all 4 sho! And dey do not want 2 c deh devil no wai. Me pwnd lotsa n00bz yarly! hoot! =(^_^)=

Alicia's Story
Anyway, I was 15 when we first started TTC. Its been 6 years this month and through that time, have had 6 or 7 miscarriages on my medical record, and 3 or 4 that were never confirmed by a dr. I went through test after test, as did my hubby, everything was normal. October 2004 I had a laparoscopy, hysteroscopy, d&c and a uterus biopsy. I had a tiny bit of endometriosis and a severe uterus infection which was gone by the following January. Anyway, I have a blog titled poetry thats touched me, or something like that which I havent started yet. I plan to put all the opoetry Ive collected about pregnancy and infant loss in there, I have over 250 of them. Feel free to take any of them of course, they arent mine though Im not sure of authers. My last loss was in 2004. It caused me to do something really stupid. I lost a lot of friends over it, broke trust, angered people and I had to get help, I ended up playing a role of what I wanted to believe, not what was real. I couldnt snap mysel

My Fantasy
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Since meeting you i have you in my head in my heart in my soul, i can not stop thinking bout you to want you to feel you, at night you are my last tought in the morning you are my reason to get out of bed, your love makes my heart beat makes me breath makes me want makes me need. I dream of the day we will meet so i can hold you kiss you taste you make you wet to my touch to my kiss where you would make me crave you by you taste. To slowly undress you kissing you gently caressing you tasting you smelling your aroma driving me crazy for you, kissing you softly on the lips licking them runing my hand down your back bringing you closer to me. Lowering my head i reach the top of your breast kissing them licking them as i reach your nipples i take them in my mouth nibbling them holding you close forcing your breast in my mouth. My hands caressing them slides to your ass grabing your cheeks squeesing them making you feel as i take you in my

In This River..
People come into our lives, most just passing threw, like a leaf cast into a river, there soon out of sight from you, you may remember names & faces, but the friendship never grew.. Then there is that hand full, they come into our lives to stay, the ones thats always there, the same true friend every day, to swim, sink or float, there in life's river with you, to lend a hand or perhaps an ear, when your alone and blue, if we must all sink in this river, then my friends I'll sink with you... Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

You Wanta Know The Sweetest Thing?
I havent really slept yet, it hurts to bad, and i just cant get comfortable, because of the way i broke it it feels like dead weight, and its so damn hard to use the crutches, so im suppose to just stay in one place, which we all know is REALLY hard for me to do. Anthony hasnt slept yet ither cause he's seriously to worried about me,he just keeps dozing off then waking up to make sure im okay, i think hes asked me about 300 times if im okay. Its so cute. I love that man with all my heart. I really do. He protects me ♥ It sucks though, cause i cant walk up and down steps like at all, so im pretty much stuck in the house for a few days till the bone gets stronger and it doesnt hurt to move it. The pain killers suck ass and arent doing anything for me. :( ♥ So yeah, thats my miserable story :( Rate my blog please.

Starting Today 2-23-07
Starting today.. I will only be returning ratings & comments to those who have rated & commented to me. I will keep up daily with my ~see all~ to keep up with all of my friends & Family.I understand that folks have lives and cant be on much herethats understandable, But why ask someone to add u as a friendIf u cant even leave a comment when u stop by??Or just leave a comment?? to your friends who are always loyalto you??As of today, unfortunatly. because I cant sit here for 10+ hours every day sending comments out & ratings to everyone on my friends & family list (which I do) I will only be sending comments & rating those friends& Family who have been loyal to me and been there for me. If those of u who dont ever comment or rate me back.. Im sorry..you need to show me some love too.I will be keeping up watching my ~see all~ to see who is and is not my true friends from here.Then I will know for sure :)) My time here is valuable too, just like yours,I have a family too I cant spin my w

Hosting A Contest
OK all, I'm going to host my 1st contest. This contest is going to be for the sexiest cherry here on CT. The winner of the contest gets a cherry blast from me. Everyone who enters will get a gift from me. I need at least 10 people to enter. If I have 50 people enter the contest then 1st and 2nd place will get a blast. If 75 people enter then 1st, 2nd, AND 3rd place will get blasts from me. The pic that is entered cannot be NSFW but anything else goes. Give me your sexiest pic. The contest will start Sunday March 4th 12:01am EST and end Saturday March 17th 11:59pm EST Each pic rating is worth 4 pts no matter if the pic is rated a 1 or a 10. Each comment is worth 1 pt. You can comment your own pic and you can comment as much as you want so comment bome like crazy :) The person with the most pts at the end of 2 weeks wins. The contest is open to both guys and girls, so just send me a message and let me know which pic you want to use.

Perhaps A Few Answers
Lately I've had a few inquiries regarding some preferences of mine, as well as some questions about women in general. I thought to myself, "self, maybe we should put it in a blog". Er.... did I say "we"..... damn. ;p The main question I get is why I prefer not to see men's NSFW stuff right off the bat. There was one man who was pretty offended that I had some posted of myself but wouldn't come and see his. At first I was a little taken aback, but when I thought about it I understood it more. The easy answer would be to say that I'm an exhibitionist and not a voyeur. But it's really not that simple. I'm NOT a true exhibitionist, I don't like to get naked or have sex in public, that doesn't get me excited. People who like my pics do though.... and sometimes the thought of having sex somewhere I COULD get caught is fun, but if I actually were caught I would be mortified. And I do have a little voyeur in me, I do enjoy the site of an attractive naked man..... but he has to be so

Angels Among Us
Wings so white Gowns of silk A smile so bright In the moon lit night Every one has one To help keep us safe With wings spread wide So we can hide If ever in need Just close your eyes There you will see Your angel to be If you believe Then you will see The angels that roam To protect you and me If ever in doubt Or full of fear Just look about For your angel is near There’s angels among us They’re every where You cant see them But they are there This poem was giveing to me by my friend moonmagic in respects of my daughter Mystikal, wanted to share it with you all and say ty moon it's beautiful huggsss*** hun means alot

My Hero
Just wanted to jot down some thoughts. As many as my friends know, my mother is dying. I want to say THANK YOU to everyone who has been there in thought and prayer. I got back 400am this morning from yet another trip to hospital. She has Hepetitus from 20 years ago from a blood transfusion. A year ago it got down to the wire where we had to make a decision. Liver transplant or a "stint" in liver and medically manage her. Since she was weak from beating breast cancer, we opted to do the stint. She just was not a good candidate and liver failure would be certain. THEN, last November we were dealt yet another blow. They told us she had liver cancer and could not treat it. It was the biggest hematoma they had ever seen. This woman is a saint. She brought me and my brother up single handedly. No help from Dad, and she did not date. WE were first. Always. I love my mother. She is my friend, my fan. My mother was an Scotch-Irish lady with VALUES. Unheard of these days. I want the world to kno

Women
I didnt write this but good words. When you make a woman cry God counts her tears. The woman came from man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to his heart to be loved.

My Story:)
My Name is Randy and this is my story.Well i grew up in a above average family with everything you can want as a child,father in the service,nice home,church going,private schools.But you see that was great if you were one his friends who did'nt know what he did to me as i was child..The service does things to poeple is all i can figure out is why he beat me from the age of two to the age thirteen.It took my mother all them years to see the pain i was going through,and finally get the courage to leave him. I tried to finish high school but just could'nt cope with the pressure not having any true friends that would understand, it was like everyone was smoking or drinking.And i could'nt come to terms with going through my life being abused only to destroy what i had left.So i quit school and went to work at first i struggled but then as i started to ask god to give me the faith to learn and to continue on. That was the day when my life turned around,you see the owner of a const

Why Cant Ladies Believe?
THE BIGGEST QUESTION THAT NEVER SEEMS TO GET ANSWERED IS. WHY CANT LADIES BELIEVE, THAT ALL MEN ARE NOT PIGS AND LOSERS? WHILE YES, IT IS TRUE, THERE ARE MEN WHO FIT THIS PROFILE OF THE PIG GENGER. THERE ARE MEN, LIKE ME, FOR EXAMPLE. WHO JUST WANTS TO PROVE THIS POINT. LADIES FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE, THAT EVENTHOUGH I AM A MAN. THAT COOKING AND CLEANING, AND HELPING YOUR PARTNER OUT IS SO HARD TO FATHOM. I AM A REAL MAN, WHO HAS BEEN FEELING LIKE I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE CRIMES OF FELLOW MEN. I AM NOT A PEDIPHILE, I AM NOT LOOKING TO CAM, JUST TO GET MY ROCKS OFF. I AM ON HERE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WILLING TO TAKE CHANCE ON ME. I KNOW HOW TREAT WOMEN WITH RESPECT, LOVE AND TRUTHFULLNESS. I AM NO SUGAR DADDY LOOKING FOR YOUNG GIRLS. I JUST WANT TO HAVE AN INTELLINGENT CONVERSATION, OF TRUST AND LOYALTY. I AM NOT BIASED PERSON ON LOOKS OR AGE. WHETHER YOU ARE 18 AND LOOK LIKE ROSEANNE THATS FINE OR 50 LOOKING PAM ANDERSON, OR VICE- VERSA. THATS FINE WITH ME. I ALL I AM LOOKING FOR THE HEART

Naughty Girl
Naughty Girl So how was your day? he asks me. I reply It was ok. Nothing very eventful happened. hmmm, it looks like something happened..you are alittle flushed. What have you been doing? See something on Cherrytap again that got you all heated? He asks. stumbling because he can see so much about me and it is alittle uncomfortable and terrifying that he can read me so well Umm nothing much I just was looking at some pics..I reply Yeah and were they naked pics? hmm have you been a naughty girl? he asks I did see some sexy pics today and yes they turned me on..is that so bad? No he replies but what did you do when you saw these sexy pics? he asks me Did you touch yourself? Did you play with that sweet pussy of yours? Were you a naughty girl? I think you were. Come over here as he draws me over to him. I am not sure what he has in mind. Am I in trouble? for just looking at someone else's yummy parts? He grabs my butt and pulls me toward him. And grinds his

Calling All Angels
Well not realy sure what to say here, don't realy know where to start, so I'll just get right to it here, I know who more then a couple of you are that have a crush on me, but couldn't start to name all 22 of you, sad they don't give us some way of knowing who does, but regardless of if you have a crush on me or not I care about everyone of you and you are amazing ladies and friends, so I think it's only fair to let you all know whats going on with my health issues. As most of you know I got food poisoning a few weeks ago, and due to some ulcers I already had from years of hard drinking and abusing myself partying it damn near eat the lineing out of my stomach and I've had 2 operations over the past 4 weeks to try and fix this problem, now this morning I went to get the staples out and just see how I'm healing inside, they run a light down my stomach, did there little ultrasounds and run blood test, well apparently theres some slow healing going on and the blood test has shown s

Grrr
Hi Im a points whore and i made cherry godfather. How did I get here? Oh iI had stupid contests for cheapass vic gifts. And you need to fan me and make me a legend too cuz I need more. (This is SARCASM) Fuck that. Ive been here forever and I have gotten my fans and rates by just being me not begging for points, (sure I have had a few bulletins but at this point I have so many friends at least some will say hi etc that way) or having ridiculous contest or being a begging idiot. I have never ever had RATE AND FAN ME before you add me in my name. I think its rude.So to all the real old timer cherries out there who are still around and have played fair...KUDOS! You all rock. To the rest of you points hungry ppl...get a new hobby ...the begging is tired and the fucking bragging is ridiculous! The way this place works is tarded. Make friends and get to know people!Theres some cool people that aren't rockstars yanno? Even people who don't have pics end up being awesome. Try being a real

I Dream
Ok...I am neither a writer or a poet of any kind. So, this is my first stab at writing anything like this.I, however, was inspired by 3 of my talented CT friends and decided to try my hand at a bit of prose. So please be easy on me...it's only a first attempt...LOL. I Dream I dream And in that dream, I see YOU Standing……. Sitting………. Lying on beds of white lace Hoping……... Watching….. Waiting for the day, when Our hands will touch Our eyes will meet Our lips will join In kisses sweet. I dream And in that dream, I see YOU

Littlefeather & Ravenhair (erotic Story)
She sat in the lunch room trying to eat the sandwich she had brought but it was getting stuck in her throat. Looking out the window, Katlin watched the rain slide down the window and made her heart even heavier. Her birthday was today and she had no one to share it with. Getting up, she didn't know anyone had even been near her until she felt the thump of someones chest hitting hers. Looking up with a red face she started to apoligize but was at loss for words. There standing before her was the most handsome hunk she had ever seen. Black hair that flowed down his back, black eyes that were peircing her soul and dark skinned. "I am so sorry and please forgive me for stepping in your way." Katlin said as the redness of her face began to subside. “Honey that is ok. You can knock me down anytime you want, he replied with his eyes dancing with merriment.” Katlin knew he had to work there too but wondered why she hadn’t met him before. He smiled again and in his smooth voice started talkin

For My Angels
Been all day trying to get ta tell ya whats going on with my health problems , but been alot of calls and people droppin by and shit, sorry I'm just gettin to it, looks like I'm needing some of my liver taking out and my pancreas is about 2 and 1/2 times normal size,they increased my pain meds from 40 mgs oxicontain to 120 mgs every 6-8 hors and my nexium to 2 a day instead of 1,not sure about letting them operate again, this shits just 2 ruff ta deal with, I go back monday for more test results they ran today, so hopefully it'll look better then, I'll let ya'll know soon as I find out whats goin on k? realy do love ya gang ya'll have helped more then you know just by being the awsome friends you all are, keep good thoughts it'll be ok (*_*) Patience, we'll see how it goes...

Me And Being Different
all my life i have never fit why i because i am different. I have been short all my life, been the one with the odd since of style, the one with the so called forbidden sexual orientation, the one with the disability, the one look at as the outcast , the freak,the one in school everyone shunned , yeah thats me. all my life i have struggled to find where i fit in. i try my hardest to help everyone out, i try to be a friend , i try to be there for my friends , i put everything i have into whatever i feel strongly for, i give have both emotionally, spiritually,and physically and i know no other way to do it. i give it my all until i have nothing more to give , but even then i keep going why because i care and when i care thats just who i am and what i do. despite doing all that it always ends up the same way, with me being tossed aside like a useless piece of trash. the reality is i was never cared about never respected and nothing i ever did was ever appreciated, it was nothing mo

Poem: This Dream Has No End
This going to be exciting! because I found you walking in my dream just as, though you was looking for me.We started with some pillow talk and thereafter, I wanted to have this with you... Our eyes fell upon each other as this begin, in my mind and we become two lover's, in a adventure.Giving me the chance to, use my imagination to our advantage... I begin to explore your lovely mountains, with the touch of my lips while my tongue, made each nipple rise to its highest peak. My hand journeyed across the plains, of your stomach in search of you hidden valley... The valley was hidden deep within your bush, thats well grown over and as I caress you, I run to finger's down your valley walls. I find the spot that I have been searching for, and as I put my tongue in the spots direction... I past over "your valley" while using both hands, I gently spread the valley wider apart to allow, my tongue more freedom to move swiftly across it. Which caused a eruption

Leave Us A Message Please We Love And Miss U All
> HI EVERYONE HOW ARE ALL DOING? THIS WAS SET UP SO ALL OF YOU COULD SEND OUT A MESSAGE TO UR FRIENDS UR FAMILY MEMBERS AND ME IF U WOULD LIKE TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT UR THINKING AND ALL U NEED TO KNOW IS THERE NAME, UNIT, BRANCH AND LEAVE UR NAME AND MESSAGE TO THAT SOLDIER WHICH U SHOULD KNOW THERE RANK TO AND I WILL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THEY HERE YOUR MESSAGE SO PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG ACROSS CT AND LET US HERE FROM U ALL THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS! MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT JEFF ONEILL OF THE USMC~SEMPERFI~ PS I NEED EVERYONE TO NOT ONLY A OMMENT ON HERE BUT I NEED U ALL TO LEAVE A VOICE RECORDED MESSAGE ON THE REORDER BELOW THANK YOU

Nationals This Weekend
I'm off to Monroe, LA this weekend to compete in the AAPF Powerlifting Nationals. Top 3 spots in each weight class get an invitation to the Worlds later on this summer. That's the goal I'm looking to achieve.

Who Wants To Have Sex With Me?
haha no really I'm curious. How many people honestly want to have sex with me? You have to leave a comment.. I see all you people checking out the blog.. not ballsy enough to say something?

I Cant Live Without!!!
I never imagined that there would be a day without u around and i wish with all my heart that i didnt have to burry u underground the tears fall down from my eyes everyday like ongoing waterfalls with crys to the wind that seem to never respond to my calls the days are so lonely and nights are so sad without you by my side I look for something, anything to answer my question why i didn't die now im stuck here alone to revist old memories of the past just waiting for the day when i'll meet up with you at last

Do Not Ask
Do not ask, my love, for the love we had before You existed, I told myself, so all existence shone, Grief for me was you; the world’s grief was far. Spring was ever renewed in your face: Beyond your eyes, what could the world hold? Had I won you, Fate’s head would hang, defeated. Yet all this was not so, I merely wished it so. The world knows sorrows other than those of love, Pleasures beyond those of romance: The dread dark spell of countless centuries Woven with silk and satin and gold braocade, Bodies sold everywhere, in streets and markets, Besmeared with dirt, bathed in blood, Crawling from infested ovens, My gaze returns to these: what can I do? Your beauty still haunts me: what can I do? The world is burdened by sorrows beyond love, By pleasures beyond romance, Do not demand that love which can be no more

Douche Bags And Our Service Men/women
This is being written in response to a bulletin I have seen a few times now which I will post the link to at the end of this. Everyday we lose more and more men and women overseas and this is not to mention the lives lost on 9-11 or in the bullshit cowards that take up arms against innocent victims such as they did in Virginia Tech. We all know of someone either close to us personally or a friend of a friend who has lost someone in Iraq or another senseless act of violence. Whether we believe the war is good or bad, we ALL should agree that we should support the men and women who are fighting everyday overseas. Our soldiers have left their families behind to do a job. They are not there because they believe in what they are doing, although some do, but they are there because they signed up to do a particular job to better their own life and for their own reasons. I personally have friends there currently and also have friends who have family there. Some of them have already r

Non Title Match Up
this is for diomand earings sent anonynously to the person of your choice right now.. this contest was sponsored by ***Official Bitch*** ~Bombshell Bombers Numma 2~ .SBAB. ^Elite Bombers^@ CherryTAP guess a number from 1-10..u get unlimeted guessed but 1 per comment i will announce winner as soon as i see the number..if no winner in 5 minutes the 1ts person to guess wins........this is how the game stands right now 2800 official bitch champion 800 lucious number 1 contender 1300 blueyeys

For A 2000 Dollar Shopping Spree
1ST PERSON TO DROP 5 COMMENTS MORE CONTEST COMING RIGHT UP THIS CONTEST SPONSORED BYCantSleepClownsWillEatMe(hides in fear of the night)@ CherryTAPYO CAN BUY WHATEVER GIFTS U WANT TOTALING 2000.NO MAX NUMBER OF GIFTS...SEE THE SPONSOR AS SOON ASS U WIN AND I SUGGEST EVERYONE RATES AND ADDS THE SPONSOR

Sweet Suzy
QUESTION OF THE DAY IF SOME ASS IS DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY SWEET SUZY A VIC WHAT COLOR WILL ITS NAME BE IN PINK OR BLUE SINCE NO ONE CAN ANSWER WHAT IT REALLY IS ??? I WONDER THESE THINGS SOMETIMES OH WELL BACK TO THE HOT TUB FOR THE FAT MAN HAVE FUN TAPPING

To Clear The Air.
Since Firemyst and Nasa seem to have a vendetta against me, and have blocked me from defending myself with the trash they post about me, I figured, since their friends will likely be coming here to look at my profile, I'll go ahead and post the entire story here. They certainly won't post it. The entire story can be summed up in two links, and a few of my own words. After the latest attack and slander, I sent this email to Firemyst, as she was the one to start the entire issue. I think it sums everything up nicely. You know, you may want to move out of the glass house before you start casting stones. Let your mindless followers know the ENTIRE story before you just select parts of it completely out of context. For instance, why have I never once seen you post a link to either of the mumms you reference? Oh, lost track of them. Here. I bookmarked them for you. "Support the troops" http://www.cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=50340 That one, I never even made a single c

Thinking About Leaving Ct!
Im torn trying to figure out what I should do. So I thought Id ask my family and Friends. I love CT but theres just so much going on with contests and family drama. I love my friends and family and would do anything for any of you as some or most of you know. So I ask you now should I stay or should I go?

She Puts The Lotion...
I just spent five days with my parents, which made me a bit nostalgic, primed my well of home-town memories. In my parents' constant discussion of people who have died, who are about to die, who will eventually die, I kept hearing names of people I'd long since forgotten about, and like shifting items in an attic, my brain is now clouded with dusty memories. I'm choking a bit. Here is one recollection culled during my late-morning breakfast of a Dove Ice Cream Bar: I was in high school declam (short for declamation), which is like theater, but with less makeup and fewer gay folk. Anyway, I won a district competition, so I got to go the state competition, which was in Wall, SD. Wall is not really a town. Rather, it is a heavily-advertised folding table loaded up with 10 cent coffee and free ice water, sitting in a field. Most people just throw dimes at it as they drive by on I-90. One family had two daughters competing in the state competition, so the whole family went on

My Sweet Cleo...
My poor Cleo passed away at 8:30 AM on Friday Morning, May 25th, 2007. She was the greatest dog there ever was and will be missed forever and always... This was the very first picture I ever took of Cleo... And this was the very Last picture I ever took of her... :(

Foreword
Consider yourself forewarned. This blog is to be entirely about a hot button issue: Masturbation. (Also known as Mistressbation, in some small but very annoying circles.) Unlike my usual style of forward rhetoric, there will be some beating around the bush. For the mathematically inclined, I will attempt to bisect my triangle. For the technologically savvy, I will double-click my mouse. For the technologically scabby, I will dial my rotary phone. Please: sit back, relax. Come with me. Hold my hand as I walk through the valley of love, tiptoe with me through the twolips. What's that? Oh, no. The pleasure is mine. All mine.

New Beginnings
As most of my friends know I am moving Wednesday morning to start my life over, I may be out of touch for a while , but I will be back. I Love and really do care about all of you and I will miss you while I'm gone. thanks for being the special people you truly are!!

How To See My "private" Pics.....
I have recently made my MOST naughty pictures private to family only. The reason being... People are NOT rating my "regular" pics :( Just look and leave. Many men adding me want to see the naughty pics immediately without even rating my regular pics, and then look at my naughty pics with no rates either. I know comments take much too long.. but if your looking, at least throw me a 10 :) To view those pics you will need to be put into my family. If you wish to do so.. please let me know. I rotate this list... so its best to ask when I am on... because I will be rotating the list the next time I am on, and I may not know if you have had a chance to look. Thank you everyone... ***HUGS AND KISSES AND ALL THAT SHIT*** Mary "The Cherry Bomb" (AKA Sexy Milf) Berry

Night Swimming
Please tell me what you think and rate this please...ty friends Warm summer breeze, Star filled sky, Moonlight reflecting on cool water Inviting us in. Slowly helping you out of your clothes,Pausing between each item to kiss you softly. Longing to see the moonlight shimmering on your wet skin. Stepping back to admire your nakedness , shedding my clothing slowly as you watch. Delighted seeing the desire in your eyes matches my own. Take my hand, let me lead you into the water, washing our bodies in cool waves. Dipping below the surface , and back up. Leaning close to you pushing the wet hair out of your eyes. Arms wrapping around your neck, legs wrapping around your waist, holding my body close to yours, tilting your head to taste your lips again. Soft kisses turn into longer deeper ones , causing me to shiver against you....not from the water but the pleasure of your touch. Leaning back to float on the water, legs still around your waist. Your hands

Explanations First
This is just a little taste of some of my personal & favorite recipes. Some are used for various medical purposes ... others are just for "chillin" out. I have been asked if i worshipped Satan.. and some are confused by exactly what Wicca is. In this first post i will make an attempt to explain a bit. FIRST -- I DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN I do not even BELIEVE in the existance of the Christian Satan. HOWEVER... i do indeed believe in the presence of darkness or what some may call harmful spirits. I personally believe STRONGLY in the presence of spirits and some call these Angelic or Demonic.. i DO NOT... they are spirits or unseen guides.. not all friendly.. not all harmful but they do indeed exist. Not all are humanoid either. I believe that ALL THINGS have a life force.. even plants and animals. For example.. consider the tree.. it has " blood " .. we just call this SAP. Without the sap.. a plant can not live.. its a different color and consistancy from what we term b

Stalkee Application
I, ________ herein known as "stalkee" agree to and will follow the below guidelines: 1. To always carry a cellphone, pager, or other messaging device. 2. To be available at all hours for the purposes of being stalked. 3. To leave curtains/blinds open at all times especially in areas where undressing occurs. 4. To enjoy being stalked. 5. To never mention the words "Police" "restraining order" "911" or other such negative language. 6. To understand these rules may change at any time and adhere to new rules as they apply. 7. To immediately upon signing this application, give stalker all information regarding home address, phone number(s), place of work, hours of employment, and any other information deemed necessary. Stalkee ___________________ Date: __________

I Need
I’ve been sitting here for weeks now smiling a fake smile, pretending like life is ok when inside I’m dying. You see I just lost both my parents just 3 month and 3 days apart. My father on January 27 from cancer at the age of 53 and just as we though nothing can hurt more then this, my mother passes away April 30 from heart problems at the age of 55 and we never saw that coming. I know I’m not alone. I have to younger sisters who are my best friends, an older brother who is my idol, the most amazing 14 year old son anyone can ever ask for and a boyfriend who has been a great source of strength. Yet I feel alone. I’ve always been the type of person that always tries to see the good things in ppl and in life. But I’m being thrown some curve balls I can’t seem to hit. On top of everything I just had my gallbladder removed that had been putting me in the hospital every other week and am now awaiting surgery on my back for 2 dislocated disk a torn cerotic nerve and just to top it all

The Right Man
To the ladies out there- Treat yourself as if you were a queen. DO NOT settle for anything less than you deserve! No ring or money or promise is worth settling for. If he doesn't treat you the way you want to be treated or make you feel the way you want to feel, then he is not worth your time, effort, love, or affection. You know you've found the right one when he feels like he doesn't deserve you. That in his eyes, you and you alone are so desirable and wonderful in every single way, he can't even fathom the fact that you would even give him a chance. That is the man every Woman dreams of and that is the man every Woman deserves. But ladies, always, always remember, just because this man worships the ground you walk on does not mean he deserves to be treated any less than the five star treatment he gives you. As a Woman you are the diamond and he is the gold. What would that ring be without one or the other?

You're Gonna Finish
"ready to finish what you started hmmm? meet me at my car after work" is what to not on you desk read. as i wait in my car i ponder just what got into you today? all the lookz, the flashez from under your skirt, and the touching... man. so i lay my head back and wait listening to the radio, thinking of what i'm going to do to repay for the raging hard on i had to deal with all day. a light rapping on my window drawz my attetion to your hesitntly smileing face, i can tell you're not sure if you really want to be here. "hop in sweetz" i say, as i lean over popping the door for you. slowly you come around and slide into the passanger seat. as soon as you're comfy in your seat, a reach over stroking your cheek with a wry smilez, i lean in a kiss you softly. i can feel your body relax some, my fingers sliding into your hair as the kiss deepenz and heat up. your handz roam my body, my free hand groaping your body before i pull your head back & smirk saying, "time for you to finish what you

Come Spank Me With Comments
CONTEST FROM 6-21 TO 6-28 NEED YALL TO COME SPANK ME WITH COMMENTS ITS FOR EITHER A MONTH VIC OR 7 DAY BLAST FOR 1ST PLACE SO PLEASE COME BOMB MY PIC USE LINK BELOW A-HaTake On MeMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

John Chapman
i am writting all of you because i've a tip on a man that goes by enter the shadowhawk aka shadow hawk or chapman bailbonds on here. he is slandering my good name falsly accusing me of being the one who abused him in our realationship and im for one sick and tired of it.also he has told me on repeated ocassions recently that he has plans of getting his old roomate kristin mason in trouble for child porn he left on her computer before they moved out of the apartment he is now living in at in new kensington,pahe said that if i report him doing this that he will deni he even said it.so if i was you i'd not talk to him or trust him around your kids either.on top of that he use to live with me and he left behind some shit in my cellar a whole pile of crap and i found a child porn printed out picture of 6 naked teen girls and i reported it to the cops and gave the cops the picture it is now under investigation so it is very possible he could be going to jail. Michelle

Donkey Carts Are Still Funny To Me!!
Donkey carts are still funny to me...... The temperature is rising and donkey cart caravans are still funny too me. It is the strangest thing. I've been in Iraq for six months now and I see donkey-drawn carriages on the street daily. However everytime I see one, I laugh. I dont know why,I guess its for the same reason that people will giggle when someone passes gas or something. All I can think of is that song "Let me ride that donkey!".I guess the heat is starting to get to me....... This has been a tough year so far. The holidays came and went, they were just another day over here. No family to get together for Thanksgiving dinner,no Santa.The new year came in with a bang as rockets came at the stroke of midnight. No Rockin New Years Eve with Dick Clark though and no Easter Bunny. Instead, we were on mission hard charging and vigilant, finding comfort and family amonst eachother. For us veterans, we know the bond that is shared between combat soldiers. We are like father

I Give The Hell Up!
Ok, With friends like some of you---who the hell needs enemy's? I have been fighting a losing battle it seems We are on a 100% adult sight. My pictures--some erotic--but NO WHERE NEAR PORN are constantly getting hit by people for NSFW---even ones that do not qualify as nsfw. Yes, yesterday I had one bouncer come in and approve, but then today had another call me a liar. SOOOOO to beat the ass's, I have changed ALL pictures to Family- IF you want to see my pics, you will have to ask to see them. I will add you to family, and then remove you. This is so dishearting. I have tried to sooo very hard here to walk the line, and have a blast--but someone has a problem with me, and will not stand up and say "hey its me!". If I do not lose my account over this, I will be flat amazed as now I am not only into it with a few bouncers--but now a "head" man. I am soooo tired of it. Why am I even still here?

Guy Acted Like A Girl
this is just fucking stupid and im going to bitch about it, if you dont like it..delete me.THIS IS A GUY, A MALE, HE HAS A PENIS OK!Devils Playthings@ CherryTAPhe's using pictures of some nasty ass porn star to bring guys to his profile so you can rate/fan and add him with the promise of seeing NSFW pics of other porn stars pics that you can find anywhere.please dont fall for this shit. its so fucking lame. i see all these guys leaving him all these messages saying when can i see you on cam sexy? and omg you are so hot. WHY? why why why? read the profile!! my suggestion is, if youve rated his profile go back and re-rate it. if youve fanned him, go unfan him and take him off your friends listits sick and disturbing really, its the same thing as dressing up as a girl, going out to a bar and trying to pick up guys.

Fate Or Destiny?
Fate or Destiny? "People often meet their destiny on the road they take to avoid it" - French Proverb Many people talk of Fate and Destiny as if they are one and the same thing, but it may be interesting to examine the subtle difference between the two. It is believed by many that before we are born we make definite choices as to what we wish to learn, and the aim we want to fulfill during the coming life. It is a Spiritual decision which is rarely remembered once we are born, but in hindsight we often see that events and circumstances have led us unknowingly onwards towards our chosen destination. So our Destiny could be classified as our own personal Star. It is the Spiritual Will of the person; a deep inner need; something that drives us to do what seems impossible. It nurtures us with hope in our darkest moments; enables us to dream of better things, and resides in a place where we are destined to find our fulfillment. Destiny is what we are here on eart

Delete Comment
I'm not much of a comment deleter. In general, I only delete comments that reveal personal information. Like when someone left a comment asking how things were in whateva-state-I-live-in. Or when a real-life friend left a photo comment that referred to me by my real-life name. I realize that not everyone is as secretive as I am, that other people reveal their names, where they live, where they work. I generally don't. It is a compromise, of sorts. I once told someone that he could either learn my real name or be made 'family.' He ended up choosing my name, but couldn't understand why I wouldn't allow both. Perhaps it is a fear of being known, of being found out. Perhaps it is a professional decision, a choice made knowing that the ghosts in my family folder could haunt me someday. But perhaps it's something else. Even if I don't reveal my name or where I live or where I work, I reveal nearly everything else. You know my likes, my dislikes. Who I love,

Injured Soldier, Adam 21 Yrs Old...
Today I went to Ladnstuhl Hospital in Germany. (They send all injured/casualties from Iraq here) Which so happens to be 20 minutes from me. A friend of mine needed me to drive there since she is 7 months pregnant and also had her 2 yr old son with her. Well I went to see a friend of hers who got hurt from a IED in Iraq. He lost half of his left face... His left eye is gone, nose is messed up and Jaw smashed... It was bandaged. He is only 21... I wanted to break down and cry but it would make matters worse. So we chatted and he tried smiling even though he could barely make any expression with the bandage over his left side of his face. He is truly lucky nonetheless to be alive. He was in Iraq for about 7 months now, he is also part of Ft Hood. 1st CAV divison. Luckily enough he was able to have someone visit him but as I walked down the spotless white hall I could see in some rooms those who are injured and half way across the world from their own families. Those of you who

Internet Love And Dating Part 2 Please Comment These. I Want Opinions.
Okay, it time to tackle part 2 of "internet love and dating" The next big question is "How can you love someone you have never met in person" My first reaction would be "why not"? First we would have to agree that when you love someone, its not a physical thing. (Yes, physical attraction is needed, but its not the sole reason you love them) When you love, you love the person inside. So, with that frame of mind, why couldnt you love someone you met online? Heres the way i see it. You go out to a bar, you see a hot chick/guy from across the room, and emmediately the physical attraction is there. (Physical attraction is what draws you to the person in the first place) So.....you walk up and put on your best show....you buy him/her a drink (in most cases, because you know they wouldnt go home with you if they were sober) You manage to score a number.....you go on a first date, hit it off really well,and it builds into a relationship....then t

My Privacy
I took all the naughty pictures away. Tired of being looked at for only that, so if you are angry over this, delete me from your friends list, its my body to do with what i wish . If you cannot handle that then hit the road. I will not sweat it. Like me for me. Which is more than a nude pic or drawing.

To Those Few Real Friends On Here Thank You
I have learned a few things from this site and others like it.... First of all, it IS possible to make a few real friends who just want to see you and talk to you without expecting anything in return..Those few you can count on to help join the party when you are laughing and having fun...and who bring a smile to your face and heart on those days when you feel like burying your head in a pillow. Second, there are many more who are here for their own self-gratification...and can't find it in real life so they use people and say anything and do anything to feel special even if for just a second. It's the second group of people who make this site increasingly frustrating. It seems the more drama you stir up the more points and higher rank you get on this site. I have to say...if that is what it takes to get ahead on here then no thanks...I will stay right where I am....I have gone out of my way to rate, fan, add, help in contests, do HH's and blasts for myself and others. For

Slighty Shaken...bruised
If I do not seem my happy self today, please understand I was in a minor accident today. I was driving one direction and my old car decided it didnt want to turn on the the parkway. I went over the median. I am ok, no one else was involved..yes my car isnt damaged (from what I can tell) but I am so sore especially on my sides and neck. THANK GOD no one was involved but silly old me. Thanks for understanding :) ~D~

Is This An Addiction????
Hello to all of my friends and fans, I am writing this blog because I was told that I have a major problem with just saying no to buying new thongs,undies,boy shorts,etc..... My best friend Missy was over my place yesterday and I have been doing some major cleaning.. And one of the things that I had to do was fix one of my dresser drawers... So when I procedded to empty it she was like what the hell is all that and I was like.. Ummmm.... my undies lol.... so she asked me if I think that I had enough and I was like I don't have that many... She had than said I think that you have more than enough... lol so we than got curious and I decided to count them to see how many pairs that I have exactly. The total # 125 lol!!!! Well Missy than proceeded to tell me that she was going to see if she could find an undies anonymous lol.. and also a socksaholic program because she had me count those too... I did the total # on them is about 80 pairs lol...Anyway Missy said that I am in denial and I

Pain With Pleasure
I recently opened myself up for hurt.. & Hurt i did painfully receive. Why is it that pain can't go well with pleasure, Why do people give up so easily? Just because shit isn't perfect,Life isn't perfect ,So apparently that would logically tell you that no relationship is going to be either. rightttt?! I don't mind working hard ,When it comes to someone i want.It sucks that most guys i seem to be interested in,just give up on us. Makes me feel like shit. I can't put my finger on why i am interested in guys who are weak . oh ya,i remember now.. Because they claim to be the strong type, They Claim to be more then what they seem i suppose. Does this make me a fool probably,I'm a fool to believe that when a person says i'm strong enough to be your man..lol..they really aren't..They are just stupid little monkeys looking for an easy way out.

I Love Bi Bbws...
I wish I could find a bi female for me. I would let her date all the women shee wanted to as long as I was her only man and she brought them home when she wanted to have sex with them and not have it with them any place else. speedergir...: ok well im not talking about this anymore its stupid and you are equally stupid... good luck ->speedergir...: if she is bi then she can love a man and a women equaly speedergir...: yes he does if she falls for another woman ->speedergir...: as long as it is not another man that she fals in love with then the man as nothing to fear speedergir...: because i believe there is always the chance that the woman could fall for someone else ->speedergir...: why would he? speedergir...: IF A MAN IS WILLING TO GET HIS HEART BROKEN FINE... IF A MAN DOESNT WANT A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP FINE ->speedergir...: meaning speedergir...: what is wrong with a man dateing a bi woman... EVERYTHING ->speedergir...: why? speedergir...: i just dont

All About Lies
“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you” “A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies” “The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves. We live in denial of what we do, even what we think. We do this because we're afraid. We fear we will not find love, and when we find it we fear we'll lose it. We fear that if we do not have love we will be unhappy.” “Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.” “The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie” “Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it” “A half-truth is a whole lie” “A single lie destroys a whole reputation for integrity” “Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'” “The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception” “People do not believe lies

Quitting Again..
My third attempt to quit smoking, I smoked my last cigarette hours ago, Emptied every ashtray and disposed of them. Now its just a waiting game, Until i start freaking out and looking for butts or anything i can smoke. Then after that its not so bad. I'll pop more pills and get really stoned,and drift off,Till the addiction runs dry.It should be fully gone in about 5 days,Ive gone about 3 days before..I really wanna make it through the 3rd day. I can do it damnit.lol

Spokenword(video Blog) : Manifesto : The Skalds Soliloquy By Marq
Manifesto : The Skalds Soliloquy I am a metaphorical solider, but more often? Called freak. Come to assault your faults & defend our weak. Using my pen as my weapon, refined to a thin line. Precision guided to raise the moral of my kind. Through welding inspiration & desire. Slinging passion & fire… Out from my fingertips, energy ebbs & flows, In this sharp verse, you maybe cut down, son, You best run now… go! Because I liberate P.O.W.s in dogmatic prisons, And release trapped spirits from hypocritical systems. Establish myself a new age leader, High level general in spirit, tipping scales that teeter. Garrison a legion of witches all poised for battle On this literary field of war, I ride high in the saddle My mission is not to hold a sermon or to preach But rather to clear up misconceptions, to edify &… teach Ok Class? Question 1. How many pagans were murdered for not believing like them? Millions at least, in god’s name, amen, Justified murder, all conde

Insecure
THIS BITCH HAD THE NERVE TO TELL ME IN MY SHOUT BOX, THAT I NEEDED TO LOSE MORE WEIGHT AND TO EXERCISE IM TO FLABBY. WHO THE HELL IS SHE TO JUDGE SOMEONE.GOD IF I LOSE ANYMORE WEIGHT I WILL DISSOLVE INTO NOTHINGNESS. ITS PEOPLE LIKE HER AND SOME OF THE MEN OUT THERE WHO MAKE US FEEL INSECURE ABOUT OURSELVES, AND NOT WORTHY OF ANYONE. IT PISSES ME OFF TO NO END THAT THIS BLOODY ASS BITCH MADE ME FEEL THAT WAY.JUST NEEDED TO VENT THEY CALL ME RIZZO@ fubar

Men
I was talking to my guy friend today and we came into a discussion of how selfish men are and he agreed with me on this quote!!! "men are annoying little beasts that are selfish assholes they want want want and when they are given something they dont appreciate it they think they got it like that but then they dont realise how quickly they can lose it and then they are such assholes they move onto the next thing" Im tired of bullshit men!!!! A real man won't take this blog to heart and will try to see the point im making!

"pb&j Crunch"...
I make a mean "PB&J Crunch"... creamy peanutbutter, jelly and lays origanal potato chips on white bread. would you eat that? would you make that? good for kids and adults. Please, let us know if you try this and how it turnd out. why or why not? TY. ok?

Blogger Plagerism
We have a blogger, if you call him that, in our midst that is lifting my blogs, twisting words, adding words that simply don't make sense. I advised him about the laws of plagarism and he seems to think that he is in the right. I explained to him that, if he were in college, he would fail the course. He promptly replied that he wasn't in college. Duh! I did say IF! I also explained to him that the laws applied to the real world as well. His response? So sue me! Geezzz... as much as I despise going down that path, I am oh so tempted to do so. After all, I was a paralegal for more than 15 years; I am certain that I could find a good internet law attorney in my area. Sometimes living in a capital city has its advantages as well. In case, he gets a conscience about the matter and tries to change it up, I have already printed the pages up. What this guy may or may not realize that the blog postings are date and time stamped for a reason!! It has me pretty riled u

Those Of You That Helped On The Contest...
Thank you sooooo much for helping me on the contest. I appreciate everyone that helped. Just so you know your efforts were not in vain. The contest host gave me 2nd place and is giving me a 30 day Blast since I worked so hard at trying to win. xoxoxox Erebus!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! Those of you that left 50 comments or more please remind me of who you are so that I can repay you with the salute that I promised to make. Thanks again!! xoxoxoxxoxo Beth aka Divabulous

For My Friends That Prefer Blogs....my Son Is In Icu....please Pray
My son is back in the hospital again...He is in ICU...Because of the disorder of his kidney his body releases all his electrolites so keeping his potassium up is a big problem...His K level at admit was a 1.2 and is now at a 1.5 which is better but far from good...They are keeping him medicated but thats really all they can do for now ...They are giving him oral potassium along with bolices of IV potassium...I am here again to ask those of you that can and will to take a moment to pray for my son and his family...And even if you can not pray just a wish that he be ok is all I ask...God Bless You All....