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Block Your God!
So, I stumbled on this. It's a very one-sided view of religious propaganda. I'll just post what is written directly from the site and go from there. However, some of you may be interested in the program itself. Link will follow. Directly from the homepage of Godblock: GodBlock is a web filter that blocks religious content. It is targeted at parents and schools who wish to protect their kids from the often violent, sexual, and psychologically harmful material in many holy texts, and from being indoctrinated into any religion before they are of the age to make such decisions. When installed properly, GodBlock will test each page that your child visits before it is loaded, looking for passages from holy texts, names of religious figures, and other signs of religious propaganda. If none are found, then your child is allowed to browse freely. Okay, see. This first sentence starts out perfectly acceptable. But then we go to "the often violent, sexual, and psychologically harmful ma
Oh Hell No...
herbie536 minsHi, I am Herbie, I am a Christian (Although very flirtatious & Horny) due to spending 26 years in prison. God had mercy on me and gave me a second chance. I am addicted to this game because I can stay at home and stay clean and sober. I have no problem any longer in those areas, but I am on parole for 10 more months, and need to be careful because I face back-up time of 30 years! So, I have no money because I have not found job, so I do ask that if you believe in second chances to show me serious love with Pimps, and bling. If you care to read my story you can go to Google Locked Down for the Lord Ministries Look for testimony section and look for me Herbie Underwood, friends put that on for me, it is not a clean copy with many errors, if u would like a copy e-mail me at herbie.underwood@yahoo.com and I will mail you copy, and share pictures of Death Row if you would like. Thank you for your love & understanding. Love & Peace Herbie *head tilt*
I Got Your Blog, Right Here!
This blog, rate this blog, rate it hard! Yes, I do have a family only blog, and I usually am talking about you and how much I hate you in there. Pfft, it's not like I do noodz, I gotta have some perks for my family members, and the blog is about it...
Cody
Thank you all who have expressed your concern over my Cody Bear The surgery went great, they removed a 3-1/2 inch diameter tumor from his elbow on Thursday. Satureday hes caught a rabbit (he still has a cast on his leg). He doesn't seenm to be in any pain or discomfort, yay!! Now I just need to figure out how to pay for it all. I'll take donations!! Lol. Anyway just thought everyone would like to know he's doin' awsome and thanks again for your shoulders. Now back to your regularly schedualled program
Chili's And St. Jude's
I saw this when I ate lunch there on Friday and some friends are putting it in their fb status, so I am being a sheep for a good cause. If you're going out to lunch or dinner tonight, go to Chili's--100% of their profits today go to St. Jude's Childrens Research Hospital. You can go to the Chili's website to make a donation or find them on fb. :)
3 Randoms
You can share 3 things if you like.Just a silly game. 1) I'm basically a nice guy, but I DO have a MEAN streak... 2) I like pretty women, but minds turn me on more than beauty. 3) I have the attention span of a squirrel on coff-
To Celebrate Fubar.com Turning 5 Years Old, We'll Be Doing Triple Points And A Credit Sale On Friday, Oct 15th! :d
Have fun! -mike
The Story
Last night I was going down the street. When I saw a pink Rhino in the middle of the street and I walked over and started feeding him my twizted cupcake. When the men in white coats drove right by u and threw rotten banana’s at my head I then. Ran into to your house and while I was there. Said to him "If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you". Then the Rhino turned to the Purple Elephant and then the purple pig ran into the pink rhino and was laughing so hard he cried green tears. I had to much bean stew and farted...so the pink rhino passed out. But the purple dinosaur liked the bean stew but that didn't say much for how it made his insides feel ewwwww, no don't lick that. But he kept licking that cuz he's a male dinosaur that doesn't listen. that’s when ten foot polka dotted ranger sasquatch came through with a giant leaf blower and then Took the extra twizted cupcakes, threw them at everyone then held the leaf blower up with an evil gr
Just A Few Thoughts.
Current situations have persuaded me to actually sit here once again and put together my thoughts on a blog.. Run for your life.. No names will be mentioned, that's petty and immature, not to mention slanderous and against the law.First subject at hand... "HATERS"... Seriously?!?! What is going on in your feeble little minds other than yourself? Why hate on others ? You could be the same way that others are if you'd literally remove your head from your sphincter.. If one wants to achieve anything in life, it's not just handed to them, the ones that are handed things on a silver platter, I pity you, there is nothing in life for free. one must work to achieve anything in their lives.. No that doesn't mean manipulating and using people, don't even get that concept in your head, that's morally and inconsiderate.. Some people strive to make that their life goal.. Manipulation isn't the best thing to use against people.. Now back to the subject at hand.... HATERS!! Why do you do this? Your l
It's Over..
I haven't told my children.. I don't know what to say to them. My heart's breaking into a million tiny shards because I know how it's going to hurt them.. I've tried, truly tried, above my duty, to make sure that they had some influence and time with their mother, good and bad. Tried to explain that she is the way she is, and only she can change that. For more than 12 years I've tried. That's a long time. Feels like an eternity for me. Now it's over. I had filed for custody again, with assistance from Child Protective's urging. Court is on November 5th. Such a moot point now. I would've let her have supervised visits, for the kids. Only for the kids' sake. I was doing what's best for them, at this point in time. This turning point. Everything's messed up... This was the second child molester she had in her home around the kids. The first, nobody knew, not even her. She still wrote him in prison after the fact, but eventually told him to get lost. The guy she's with now had touche
3 Things
In your opinion...... What are the 3 most important things to keep a relationship going strong and why? And how do you keep those things from fading away? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog
Three Syllables To Sexiness
Disclaimer: This is not a referrendum on your sexiness, this is just pointing out something about names. Something I thought about today, three syllable names for women are sexier than two or four, or one syllable names. Let me give you an example; Jessica is way sexier sounding then Jill, Eliza more than Liz or Elisabeth. I don't know what it is about the three syllables, but they just roll better. It may even hold true for men, is Johnathan sexier sounding than John? I'd think Francisco sounds better than Frank, but what do I know about guys? I do know having a one syllable name for a guy makes people think you are friendlier. Think about it, which sounds like a nicer guy Bob or Robert? How about Pete or Peter? I should come up with a list of sexy women names, you'll notice they have three syllables.
Going Back
Todays question..... If after breaking up with someone that you've had commited relationship with... Have you ever gone back to them and tried again? Why? How long were not with them before going back? And was it a good thing or not? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog
Lol @ 11 Months
I still hate the format of these blogs. Maybe that is why I abandoned the Fu. This was where I chatted up my friends. Yes, I have a few. Maybe I should try this site again. 'Tis been almost a year since I have hung out with you peoples. NO I DON'T DO THE MAFIA THING, SO DON'T ASK. Shit. Got laundry and dishes to do.
The Status That Got Me A Mass Friend Deletion And Blocks
I have decided that post traumatic stress disorder is another way of saying ...mommy daddy help im a pussy...and yes i was prior service in action
I Think I Am Very Romantic
So I was talking to a friend of mine today, and she was talking about how she wanted to propose to her boyfriend. She asked me if I thought it was wrong for a girl to ask a guy instead of the other way around. I told her that I had no problem with it, but I am not a traditionalist. I said even though I think it is perfectly fine, I reserve the right to mock said guy, but she should go ahead. She wanted to know if she had to buy him a ring, or something engraved. I suggested a bowling ball, and she could get it engraved to say "Will you throw your balls down my alley forever?" She said I was gross...
Ever Notice?
That they never say "Prison" in a television show? They always say "Jail". Im not talking about reality shows obviously. But this is something that annoys me. You will here... "Youre going to spend the rest of your life in jail!". Ummmm, that would be prison you stupid writers. There must be a reason behind this. I just dont get it. And I bring it up to Ryot and Val all the time. Also - ever notice that most actors are left handed? Just watch when they have to write something in a movie TV show. OK, thats it for now. :)
Hey, Look... Boobs
Hey, look! Boobs! I have one of those tumblr.com tumble blogs. Essentially, blogging for lazy people who don't always go to the effort of making insightful or revealing, content-laden contributions to the internet. I post things I happen to run across that I like, or think friends who follow along might want to see. I have mine set up at blog.squarewaves.net. You may as well consider it NSFW, even though 90% of the time it's relatively safe. I have it set up to automatically re-post anything I upload to flickr.com, or any songs I reference on blip.fm. This feature is janky, and doesn't always work correctly. I'm sure those of you who use this here website have no idea what I mean about things not working right. *crickets* So anyway, that's what I spent some of my spare time on while I was away from here. That and twitter. If you think I'm weird here... don't go there!
It Would Be Total Chaos*
but even if there are only three of us, I don't mind looking like a fool for a day (or more!) lol *this blog is about my status
Now Or Later?
If you won 10 million in the lottery and got all the cash today.... How would you spend it? Catch is... you will get 20 million NEXT DECEMBER if you spend it all of the 10 million without spending one penny that benefits you. You can only donate 10% to charity. Would you take the 10 million and be happy or would you spend it on others and wait a year for the 20 million? And how would you spend the 10 million - either on you (if you keep that only) or on others (if you wait a year to get the 20 million)? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog & Follow It
Good Riddance And Goodbye.
Even without secrets it seems there's always something to hideOr rather something that someone thinks you have hiddenTailoring a story to fit based on what you think is realMakes it much easier to say goodbye and good riddance Passing judgments from your big house made of glassSuch a mess made of what you thought were affectionsActing upon assumptions instead of asking for the truthYour windows like mirrors with disregarded reflections At first glance you think you've got it all figured outLooking with your eyes but only seeing what's exposedThe image transforming to mold thoughts made in hasteA false reality born of only what you think you know This idea of certainty you've presented is lackingThere was no secret, and there was definitely no lieBut when your heart is blind and your mind is made upSometimes it's just easier to say good riddance and goodbye
Thank You
I don't want to drag this out into a lengthy post, but I just wanted to say thank you, to every one of you, my friends. I've been reminded in many ways how wonderful each of you are and how lucky I am to call you my friends. Thank you. And I hope you all have a better 2011 going forward than any of us could imagine.
Drama Blog
BWAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! I GOT YOU! Okay - carry on... Rock on!Shawn, AKA Durham
All My Secrets....
I will tell you them all....just stay away from my cheesecake bitches.
Nsfw Pics!!
I have to ask because I am totally clueless as to why women (yes I am generalizing because they are the only ones bitching about it) who post NSFW pictures get mad when men rate those pictures and none of their others??? Seriously Ladies thats like putting a kid in front of a toy box and saying dont play. I mean you posted them for people to see. If nobody ever rated or looked at them then you would be bitching about that as well. If you dont want all of fubar to see your pics then use the control feature to limit viewers otherwise STFU your page is public your NSFW pics are public stop your whining!! End of rant, Whew feel so much better now lol. I wonder if anyone will give me an answer lol
Please Keep Passions Fire In Your Prayers...poor Girl
A New Zealand woman was temporarily partially paralyzed by a hickey on her neck from her amorous partner, AFP reported Friday. The 34-year-old woman went to the emergency department of Middlemore Hospital in Auckland last year after experiencing loss of movement in her left arm while watching television, doctors reported in the New Zealand Medical Journal. Doctors concluded the woman had suffered a mild stroke but were puzzled about its cause until they found a small vertical bruise on her neck near a major artery, a hickey, she received a few days earlier. "Because it was a love bite there would be a lot of suction," one of the doctors who treated her, Teddy Wu, told the Christchurch Press. "Because of the physical trauma it had made a bit of bruising inside the vessel. There was a clot in the artery underneath where the hickey was." Wu said the clot dislodged and traveled to the woman's heart, where it caused a minor stroke that led to the loss of movement. "We looked
Stolen From Klover
Opening credits: Green Onions -Booker T and the MG's Waking up: I Feel Good- James Brown Average day:Crazy Train- Ozzy Osbourne .00First date: Drop Dead Legs- Van Halen Falling in love:Crash Into Me- Dave Matthews Band Love scene: Lets get it on- Marvin Gaye Fight scene:Let the Bodies hit the Floor- Drowning Pool Breaking up:Love Stinks- J.Geils Band Getting back together:Still in love with you- Al Green Secret love: Distant Lover- Marvin Gaye Life's okay:3 Little Birds- Bob Marley Driving: Thunderkiss '65- Rob Zombie Learning a lesson: Changes - David Bowie and Freddy Mercury Deep thought:My Philosophy- Boogie Down Productions Flashback:No escapin this- The Beatnuts Partying: Where'd you get your funk from-Parliament Funkadelic Regret: Little Lion Man- Mumford and Son Long night alone: I wish it would rain- The Temptations Death scene:Black- Pearl Jam Closing credits: People Get Ready- Curtis Mayfield and the Impressions Breaking d
Lmmfao. And He Just Can't Stop Trying To Say Shit!
it's been a long while since i had one of these! lol 8:30am dkcollin: hey sexy boobs 8:31am Ninja: are you that stupid to think that will make me swoon over you? 8:32am dkcollin: i saw it i only like them but not attracted to you sorry baby to break ur heart you're that good 8:33am dkcollin: i don't think so 8:33am dkcollin: you're not 8:33am Ninja: you are so full of shit. You commented on them because you wanted me to get all giddy that someone paid me a very disrespectful comment 8:33am Ninja: in the hopes that I would strike up a conversation with you 8:34am Ninja: and that maybe I would let you see somemore 8:34am Ninja: You're a fuckin moron. 8:34am dkcollin: haha yeah right 8:35am Ninja: you want a woman with no games, then stop trying to play them dip shit 8:35am dkcollin: see you're lookin at my profile u trying to talk to me 8:35am dkcollin: i don
Sporks Update For Those Who Remember...
I get alot of people asking about this. This is an update of the "Sporks" situation from a few years back where a top member had an unfortunate incident with her child being murdered by her boyfriend and the baby's father. It was the most viewed bulletin (and still is) of all time, it made headlines and screenshots were also used in the investigation. But those are details for another convo..anyways, where's the update if anyone is looking or recalls... http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7484220.html Also, I'll be turning in and blowing out the "speedbar green program using crew" this week, so be ready for a rocky ride. haha. Have a good weekend and peace.
Stuart Smalley
I swear to god I met an 18 yr old version of Stuart Smalley last night... He was suchhhhh a little douche..but I did kinda feel sorry for him because I could almost see him looking in the mirror saying it I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it, people like me Poor lil bastard
I Hate Emo Poems
I HATE EMO POEMS I'm sick of poemsthat that talk of deathand how your stupid boyfriend leftlets not get upand get a lifejust grab your paper, pen, and knifelets talk of bloodupon the floorand lovely darknesswe adoreall you sayis "my life rots"and then you write your emo thoughtsno one caresabout your dreadsand how you justwish you were deadthey aren't as deepas you might thinkwhen you say in them"my life will sink"I reall
Mother's Day Fake Parade...
Happy Mother's Day!...here's some entertainment if you are here killing a portion of your day today.... Fake, Fake Fakes... First one, http://fubar.com/amberlyjade22, is ridiculous. Check its' page out below and the theme: Right....lol...all this time, money and effort here but a mere 4 non saluted photos of what it claims to be "her", which I personally even doubt.. But sure can find the time to find hot model pics like this to use as a default and to click that like button... Which are sprawled out all over the internet below... This profile, and whoever or whatever is running it for whatever purpose, are a complete joke. And should be viewed as such. But hey, make your own call there....next thing you know it will be broadcasting to a houseplant or cheating on speedbar like the others up there.. But hey it's not always fake female profiles on here that try to run game and pull bs. Check this one out... http://fubar.com/6007522
A Note...
Well, many of you know I took a fucation - and I'm back! For a while at least... Today is Mother's Day, and I want to wish all you mothers (not "muthas" or "mother-effers"but women who birthed children) Happy Mommy's Day! Some cute things happened in conjunction therewith. My nephew Michael made my sister boo-hoo Friday. His English (I think) class teacher had him and the rest write "prams" (nods to Monty Python) to their moms. Yesterday, Shelley, my sister, went and got snacks for our mom and me - my nephew was out with friends. For the first time in almost 2 years, I actually had eough money to take us all out to dinner. We went to a place called Mimi's - a café specializing in southern and French New Orleans cuisine, with posters and art and such from New Orleans from the past many years. I would recommend, if there's one nearby, you try it! We had dinner, ate WAY too much, as usual, and I felt a small surge of pride taking the check and putting MY OWN card inside! :) I a
Grrr
as i go outside to find my sons to come inside for the night, they are down the street playing ninjas or whatever down the street. This old ass fuck twit nieghbor hollars to his wife to call the law.. Im lookin around to see whats goin on, and the old fuck is lookin at my sons wrestling..he was gonna call the cops on 2 9 year olds ffs!!! who the fuck calls the police on 3rd graders wrestling??? grr fufckin grrr come on people, use common sense..you see two 9 year olds fighting, and you think its a real fight, break the fight up or something. Calling the police is gonna do what?? can you see the cops taking a 9 year old to jail?? wtf is wrong with people!? end rant as you were
What's With The All Of The "new" And "non Vip" Accounts Running Ability Bling?
I've been getting a crazy amount of questions about all of the "newbies" or "tshirt people" running ability bling from the Fubar office. They are not cheating. This was part of a promotion email that Fubar sent to people at the email you use to login. If you didn't get one, it's because of your spam inbox, unverified email or a problem with your settings. This was a copy of the email someone sent to me so i can explain it to everyone. I hope it makes sense now. Thank you. Have a great week.
Well Now...
I landscaped around my porch...looks pretty effin god I am worn out Had a good weight loss this week..3.8 pounds... I will be worth lookin at in no time walking a 5k for charity sunday...wish me luck
Absence
I will be off (maybe checking stuff i don't know) for the next week. I am going to become a human pin cushion and hopefully be fixed up after a car accident i had last year destroyed most of the disks in my neck. They tried to fix me up last june but that surgery only made things worse for the disks above it, so i have to go get myself fixed up tomorrow, I will be out of it for a week, praying that I don't freak out on the table etc thank you to all the friends that have stuck by me and be as loyal as i could have hoped for, true love from friends is rocking sweet and i love you back
This Place Is Full Of 'em.
Ugh. I wake up and get online before work. What do I wake up to? tinstar123: into phonesex My reply back to him? To tinstar123: not with you Really, I'm not into phone sex at all. But yeah. I wish people had SOME class.
Boy Stuffs
When a male friend asks you what they think of another male friend of their's, does that mean that their friend might like you??? (This may be wishful thinking...) Example, my friend Darren (not the one I was seeing but the one who I was mean to call and accidentally called the one that I was seeing! Anyways...) was asking me what I thought of his friend Ian, he also mentioned that Ian thought I was funny. And he did kinda randomly mention this, we were talking about gym stuffs and then he goes 'Ooooh yea, how did ya find my mate Ian? Lol'...and then... 'He thought you was well funny lol'.
This Past Weekend
For some that didn't know, I had to go back to my family home for some personal business. I was gone for a day!! ... When I was loading up my car, getting ready for an appt before I left. I was jumped. Pinned against my car and was told that I would not be pretty nor would anyone want me!! and he proceeded to cut my face. The one thing that stopped him was me being able to scrape the skin off his shin (or at least try). He took off, no he was not caught but was reported. It is unclear who it was, but I know who it sounded like. I am not saying it was, I am saying it SOUNDED like. I was not able to get a clear look at him or anything. I am now back where I feel better and safe. This whole thing does have me up in arms and I think I look horrid. and yes all my good friends will tell me that I am just as pretty as before. But please realize it's my mind that has to overcome and how i think i look. I love and appreciate all of you for everything. And steps are being ta
Betty
Betty didn't ask to be born, she was just a victim of the greedy whims of a puppy mill, shipped with her littermates to a pet store. Shoved in a cage, underfed, not loved, just wanting to be taken care of. As with many puppies in this situation, she got sick. First a cold, then pneumonia. She came to the hospital, was cared for, given food when she was able to eat, lots of love and attention, but her poor lungs were scarred for good, she was declared "unfit for purchase" The pet store then "adopted" her out for a “small” fee to a loving couple who took her and another puppy "Teddy", who was also “unfit for purchase”. Their new owners came to the hospital as soon as they realized their 2 new babies needed help. Both stayed in the hospital, with bad coughs. Teddy got better every day, but poor Betty's lungs were too scarred. I would take Betty out of her cage, and bring her to see Teddy, saying…”look Betty your brother wants to say hello&rdqu
Dedicated To The Mumm Trolls
(for the purpose of the blog rawhide = butt hurt ) Trollin Trollin Trollin x 4 RAWHIDE !!! trollin trollin trollin through the mumms were trollin keep those puppies rollin RAWHIDE! green to win that brings em hell bent for stardom wishin for full fubar pride all other things worth missin like food love and pissin levels at the end of the ride move em on hit em up move em on hit em up RAWHIDE! chew em out reign em in pull em in call em out grind them out troll them in RAWHIDE! comments movin movin though there dissaproving mumm trolls are a grovin RAWHIDE dont try to understand em just blast bitch and ban em soon they ll level with pride with words geared to bait em mumms trolls will be waitin we promise a hell of a ride RAWHIDE! move em on hit em up move em on hit em up RAWHIDE! chew em out reign em in pull em in ca
Music
I am trying to grab a song list for working out I have a few songs that really pump me up...but I'd like more. Is there a song that really gets you going?
Fubar Conspiracy Theory Unraveled
As some of us know, the new "Mumms" are sucking horrifically...After being back for a few days, I think I figured out the whole reasoning behind the suckage. Now us old school mummers, who have been here long enough to know about good ol' sporks and her dead baby, flag/report any "mumm" that was leading to a poll, self promotion, racist, etc..(Which by all means are violations of the TOS of this website). By now we have all figured out that the source of the ever so crappier mumms come from people who spend money, or potentially do on this website, or basically would throw themselves in front of a bus for more "fubar likes", in turn leads to more polls,surveys,self promotion etcetera. We have also established the fact that mumms show up on feeds for people who have the FSB layout, also with a "like" button below the mumm poster's picture. It also has been brought to my attention now that if mumms are being reported, the QQ(complaints for those who don't know what QQ means), are kind
Agitated
I have to find a dress for a wedding. The ONLY daughter of my boss is getting married. The Drs will be there, so I kind of want to keep my tattoos covered. Bot that I am embarassed by them, I just feel in a setting like this better to keep the Drs in the dark.. This sucks. I am tall, and fat...not a lot of cute choices out there. /end rant You may carry on :)
A Short Rant That No One On My Friends List Needs To Read Because It's Not About Them
When someone leaves a "nasty" comment on your mumm, it's not because they hate you. You're seeing the unfiltered opinions of people who don't know you, giving their input on the information you've presented, and essentially a first impression of your digital persona. Their words may feel somewhat insightful or shocking, but hey, anyone can get a lucky guess. Either that, or you're transparent as fucking glass. If you don't post in a somewhat literate manner, well, your carelessness will be met with mockery and you might be met with even more ridicule depending on certain variables such as the color of your name, status message, or what kind of shit people dig up in your picture folders. If you spend all your "mumming" time only posting them and commenting within your own mumms, people will notice. We like to see you actually participating in mumms other than your own, or we'll assume you're very self-centered and likely only in this part of the site so you can earn some fake populari
Robbed!
I'm not really sure why I feel the need to share this, but I am. The place where my boyfriend works was robbed today. The guy didn't really get off with much money at all, $15.00 to be exact. He is however facing POSSIBLE life in prison for it though. Why? Well he is not only charged with the robbery, but kidnapping also. I also work at this place. I only work there one night a week. Which will be this Saturday, lol. Ugh. Figures. I'm sure I won't have anyone because they will think it's dangerous. Anyway....here's the link:: http://www.wsaz.com/mobi/news?storyid=126661093 And here is his mug shot, lol:: http://www.wvrja.com/
Mrjeffcom
mrjeffcom: hi cutie! want to watch me shoot a load in my own mouth? Tomrjeffcom: not a chance. Seriously? Barf is all I've gotta say about this one.. http://www.fubar.com/6527004
Level 51(updated)
NEWS UPDATE! This just in Babyjesus just announced "moving the pimpout and reset11's angel/demon abilities to require level 40+, but doubling the number of ability points they require.. from 3 to 6" We have added level 51. Level 51 will have the ability for pimp outs. They also have the ability to reset someones 11s. Many of you have voiced your opinion on this in the support lounge. Rather than clog up the support lounge with angry people who just want a place to voice an opinion, I have created this blog for you to be able to post your criticism and state your opinion. Adding new levels is never easy. While some people love the change there will be people who do not like it. Please do not abuse or be nasty to bouncers or admins. Thanks For the record! Pimpouts came way after the fact of the online bar. If you were here at this point, then you would know that a pimp out was actually a manual process where a member would make a bulletin and pimp out a user.The online user bar
Started Off As Cuddling
I'm laying in bed and you come and lay down next to hold me to keep me warm kissing me then you slide your hand over my stomach slightly caressing and kissing my neck going up to my ear and say baby then I turn to you taking my lips rollingme over pinning me to the bed and ask do you want me and as I answer you with a kiss saying yestakeme now but you are still kissing and rubbing me then you slightly move your hips center with me you are now center with me between my legs as you tease my pussy with your cock I squrim under you. You start to moan slightly only adding more pleasure as you kiss andtease me you put your fingers into me rubbing my clit I am burning for you I am jerking and moving my pussy on your fingers but just before I cum from your fingers you shove your thick hot hard cock into me fucking me faster and harder making my head hit the wall ( oh god) MMMMMM I'm just about to cum you pull out then go down and put my pussy in your mouth licking you say I want to taste you
So Yeah
I have to wear these when I drive now. Glasses. In my new default pic. I was in an accident driving home from Chigago two Fridays ago, and coincidentally needed to be tested for vision and depth perception at work because I drive cars, vans and forklifts as a part of my job. Failed the depth perception part of the test. Left eye 20/40... had always been, though. Even when I was younger. My right eye had degraded to 20/70. This threw off my depth perception. Anyway, I go to get checked. I actually had far worse in both eyes. Now I have corrective lenses (bifocals!) and have to wear them when I drive anything for work. I can't use a computer with them on, though. Too disorienting. I guess it takes time to get used to. That is all. I'm just saying that's why I have glasses now :)
Ok Boys
First off.. This is probably going to piss some people off, but if it does, then they are probably guilty of this. I am tired of getting messages from females of guys on here. Why am I getting these messages? Well, some of the men (or maybe I should say boys) on here have a problem telling the truth about their relationship status. Real men don't have a problem saying they are married, in a relationship, or even have a girlfriend. Get over yourselves boys.. You aren't saying you're single because you want to keep your real life private (That's what the private setting is for on the relationship setting dumbass!!), you're saying that because you think more of the hott girls will pay attention to you one here if you're single. Let me share something with you..... x Stone x number 1 top dude of the week (in a relationship- 4,126 friends, mostly female)... Number 3 top dude Alex (married.. but has his status private, have to look at his about me, 3,363 friends mostly female)... Num
Plateau Suprieur
A coworker took me out to lunch yesterday, quite stoked to turn me on to a hidden discovery tucked away in downtown. This is one of the graces of getting older, you get really excited about finding good cuisine, lol. So we pull to this quaint lil french bakery, not much to look at, but with genuine motherland chefs and product. I had never had pastrami like this before, my exposure being limited to the general storebought pressed crap laced with the lil white fat nuggets, bleh... These guys even made their own mustard, which had a dijon pungency mixed a bit of vinegar and a slight basalmic tinge. Was fun taking it apart in my head, and it was obviously the thing that really set the meat off, one constantly complimenting the other. Im not a big fan of the hard bread but I easily got past that in exchange for what was in it. But sandwiches are but a sideline attraction for these guys, after all it is a bakery. What I have found is this the ultimate breakfast date. I wouldnt think t
Punks
There is something nice when you find out that the person you love loves you back. Makes me feel all warm inside. Makes me happy. Makes me feel, almost, complete. On a side note.....Van's penis is mine for 3 weeks.
Parents Please Read This!!!!
Life and death is part of every day life, which is emphasized in this profession. I couldn't count how many people I have seen take their last breath, how many febrile seizing children have been handed to me, nor the countless heartbroken families that have been told that their loved one is critical. however, tonight was my nightmare come true. A 15 year old girl was brought in with massive internal injuries from a car crash. The driver of the car an 18 year old male who was more than 3 times over the legal limit as we worked to save her the doctors myself and techs did everything in our power to stabilize her but once we had one part under control 2 more would pop up then 3 more i will never forget looking into her eyes and seeing the fear and pain she was having i was praying to God please lord don't let this happen she is so young had so many dreams and life to live After she passed its every doctors nightmare to walk out and inform the family I'm sorry we did all we could
How Low Will You Go?
This is a true story, but the names have been changed to protect some of the innocent victims...this is a 55 yr. Old man who has got to be one of the most self-serving, greediest person I've ever met on fubar in my entire 4 yrs. on here. He asks for advice, but never takes it. He's going to do what HE wants to do in any aspect that I've seen on mafia and fubar. He had friends in our turf whom he had added to his family. These family members do not beat the bushes to level up on fubar or want to waste their money on those ability blings, but everyone enjoys a chance to level up, even those with no hope to. This man, I'll call him Dan... proceeded to ask his mafia friends in our turf to add him to their family. And of course, none of them questioned why, they just obliged him. Then he told them he would be removing them from his family but still wanted to come back and rate and comment on their page. These folks were shocked and some went ahead and removed him because he w
Babies
all my friends are having babies... i want a baby.. but NO.. no baby for vanima.... no man sticks around long enough for me to be able to consider having babies with him... fuck you bitches
Con Artist Returns? ... Cmon.
It's been about 2 years since this con artist was exposed here: http://jdnewbeginning.blogspot.com/2011/02/truth-about-adam-aka-criminal.html I see he has returned since I have gotten pms about him. This is why we blog stuff and archive it. Any questions? Peace.
I'm Finding Myself..thanks To Some Of You! *dances*
Hello Everyone, Sorry to have been MIA for so long... I've been working on spring set up, inventory and cleaning :) Dylan and I will be starting a kid friendly recycled art and cooking blog and Amber and I will be hosting a "go go costumes and fun dance techniques" blog :) I will be working on an adult/child friendly gardening blog with awesome simple household solutions, tips, season reminders, fun stuff to do with kids all ages and ETC ETC ETC! We will keep you posted!!! Thanks to amazing friends and family I was able to order in a new camera body and will be setting it up and shooting new pictures by the end of next week!!! My old body is still at Nikon ..which is a bummer..but..when it comes back..it will be my back up body and Amber's to use :) Life is ...good *dances* EVERYTHING IN THE ArtFire STUDIO IS 50% OFF ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO BACK INTO OUR THERAPY HOUSE FOR ART AND GARDEN SUPPLIES! xxoo Summer
Constantine P. Cavafy -- Half An Hour
I do not really like poetry and the poems I do like are very few. Trying to find decent translations is not easy. . Half an hour I never had you, nor I supposewill I ever have you. A few words, an approach,as in the bar the other day—nothing more.It’s sad, I admit. But we who serve Art,sometimes with the mind’s intensity,can create—but of course only for a short time—pleasure that seems almost physical.That’s how in the bar the other day—mercifully helped by alcohol—I had half an hour that was totally erotic.And I think you understood thisand stayed slightly longer on purpose.That was very necessary. Becausewith all the imagination, with all the magic alcohol,I needed to see your lips as well,needed your body near me.
Meeting The Man In The Suit ~ An Excerpt From My Book-in-progress Triangles & Other Complicated Shapes
I don’t really hate weddings. I think it’s nice that couples want to share their love with the world, or whatever it’s all about. It’s just such an archaic idea. This is not to say that I don’t find value in some well-preserved traditions, those traditions simply happen to be more spiritually-based. But this is Johnny we’re talking about. If I had a dick, I’d be standing where I’d much rather be as his Best Man. Instead, I’m on bridesmaid duty, along with 11 others, for Mrs. Banner-to-Be at the request of my asshole best friend. He couldn’t have picked a more perfect mate – controlling, high-strung, and lavishly accustomed – with the worst possible taste. ”This fucking church…” I’ve stolen a moment to myself around the back of the building. “How many fucking times do I have to stand on the grounds of this goddamn church, losing the people I love most? And there’s al
Debate
When does it become okay to "move on" after your spouse has passed away? Let's say you two were married for 20+ years. That's about all I'll say about it. I just want a general idea. I don't want any "it depends on the person"...what would YOU do. Things to keep in mind::. You truly love this person. If it weren't for them, you wouldn't have any of the things that you have now. Go! *******PLEASE keep this friendly..it's just a debate.*******
Which Is Better...
10 Minutes of mind blowing orgasms.....? or 60- 90 minutes of headboard thumpin 'sex......?
Dating... On-line Style.
I don't know. It's not something I've ever done before yet I've heard the term "on-line dating" several times. I like this man I've met on here; he is funny and has amused and entertained me immensely. Someone I think I would like to know better. He makes me laugh and smile, he flatters me and makes me shy. I enjoy his company. It surprised me when he opened his heart to me. I really did not expect it at all. It was a "WOW!" to me. I feel like a school girl on her first date, all excited. He was honest and expressed his apprehensions about my leaving LC because I was getting bored and never getting to talk to me or getting to know me. I had a dream about him that I did not want to admit to having. It further amazed me when he admitted to having a dream about me. I didn't even tell him that I had a dream about him. He told me his dream and it was pleasantly surprising to learn that our dreams were very much similar. We spent the night talking, very open and I think ho
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 1~*
nelson_willson1: hello i need info piercedqt: You need to fill out your profile, is what you need to do! What do you need? nelson_willson1: pls can u give me info of credit card number piercedqt: You're fucking retarded if you think ANYONE is going to give you their credit card number! Are you on glue? nelson_willson1: the problem is that i want 2 use it in ship Diamond Neckless that i hav here with me piercedqt: Awe how sweet! You bought me a diamond necklace! nelson_willson1: Actually i'm Henry from England but presently in Nigeria. i got an info on Diamond Neckless ,which will make me travel after finishing the Deal. i wish if u could kindly be my partner piercedqt: So what do you need me to do? nelson_willson1: my Dear i stongly believe that this won't get us to problem nelson_willson1: well what i need from u is to give me u'r Address and phone number and name fro the shipping of those Diamond neckless piercedqt: Ok so you will send me the necklac
Surrender,part Ii©
I have to admit,being in control thrills me. To have the power but more important,the trust,to be given the control. I sit back and watch my prey recover from her first of many thrills I have in store for her. As her breath returns to normal,I instruct her not to move. I stand from the chair and I watch as she visibly stiffens. I ignore her as I walk over to the "goody" bag. The goody bag is where I keep all my playthings. I withdraw a few....tools. Returning to the room,i kneel down next to her. I place my hand on her back as the base of her neck to feel her damp,cool skin. I begin to slowly rub her back with my finger nails,which I have left just long enough to scratch and tickle. Trailing my fingers along her spine,down to my favorite part of the female body. On the lower back,on each side of the spine,there are two dimples. They are just above her hind cheeks. As with most women,these are very sensitive when treated properly. Being a student of anatomy,I studied
Hey Baby! Wanna......vote?? Wtf Is That
Ohh k! A lot of my blogs start off with disclaimers and this one is no different. This blog is NOT a slam on anyone who posts nudes, cams or engages in cyber sex. As long as one is of legal age, it is their decision to make and judge not yet thee be judged. Now, that said.. I read a bulletin this morning where someone offered to go nude on cam if they voted for that contestant in one of the LC contests.........WTF! You mean to tell me that there is someone who actually feels that their self worth is tied up in the click of a cherry on someone elses page?? Sure, the contests are a blast, they are a lot of fun and bragging rights are always cool to have but to actually sell your body for them?? Seems to me like the legal definition of that would be a mild form of prostitution. Trading sex for personal gain. No, trading sex for personal gain is NOT a new behavior, but what is the true gain in this case? A fucking bulletin?? What!! The person who put that out there has obvious
Friday The 13th Freaky Five...cause That's How We Do!
Well, as promised, this is our 2nd LC installment of the Friday Freaky 5. We had so much fun last week and I was really glad to see how many people had the balls to show up and answer the questions. Remember, this is supposed to be fun, so let your hair down a little bit and repost the bulletin so your friends can chime in, it's always fun to come back and see what they have to say. Also, if you think this is cool, don't forget to rate it. Here it is, The Friday Freaky 5 1. You and your partner are living together. You come home early from work and find your partner engaged in a strip poker game with 3 people of the opposite sex, none of who you know. Do you join the game or is it time for your partner to cash in? 2. It's the day before your wedding day and one of your ex's calls. Not just any old ex either, it's that fine ass ex that you used to have house rockin, toe curling, reaching for shit that's not there with. You decide to have your last fling before gettin
Bipolar
I am one of the millions of people who has this disorder.....and it's sucks ass!.... Bipolar Disorder Bipolar disorder (also known as manic depression) is a treatable illness marked by extreme changes in mood, thought, energy and behavior. It is not a character flaw or a sign of personal weakness. Bipolar disorder is also known as manic depression because a persons mood can alternate between the "poles" mania (highs) and depression (lows). This change in mood or "mood swing" can last for hours, days weeks or months. Bipolar disorder affects more than two million adult Americans. It usually begins in late adolescence (often appearing as depression during teen years) although it can start in early childhood or later in life. An equal number of men and women develop this illness (men tend to begin with a manic episode, women with a depressive episode) and it is found among all ages, races, ethnic groups and social classes. The illness tends to run in families and appears to have
Walking©
I have always loved the outdoors. Growing up in Texas I have spent most of my time outdoors. Now for those of you not from the south,we have some incredible forests here. I travel for work so I get to see most of Texas and Louisiana. The forest is always so alive during day or night. one thing that really makes the woods great is if you dont mind walking in the rain. The rain tends to give the air a bath. It smeels so clean and crisp. I know of a place I have often wanted to take my special someone too. There is a little town in central Louisiana called Natchitoches. It's a beautiful little town dating back to colonial times. It just screams french culture. It's build along the Cane River that meanders though the town and on into the woods. There is a national forest there that is open for all sorts of activities from 4 wheeling and hiking to some "special" activities that they don't list on the brochure. I pick up my date for the evening,telling her to dress for the weather and hik
~ A Babies Secret ~
A poem that was written in remembrance of my cousins baby that lost to SIDS 3 years ago. I thought that I would share with all of you tonight. ~ A Babies Secret ~ I'm just a little feller Who didn't make it there. I went to be with Jesus And I'm waiting for you there. Don't you fret about me mommy I'm one of God's lambs most blest. I'd have loved to stay there with you But the Shepherd knows what's best. So sweet mommy don't you sorrow Wipe those tears and chase the gloom. I went straight to Jesus' bosom From my lovely mother's womb. Thank you for the life you gave me It was brief, but don't complain I have all of heavens glory Suffered non of earthlings' pain. Thank you for the name you gave me I'd loved to brought to fame. But if I'd lingered in earth's shadows Might instead have brought it shame. Daddy gave me something for you It's our secret, mommy dear Pressed it hard against my forehead Whispered in my tiny ear. I'll be waiting for you mommy
Night At The Movies,part Ii©
I gather myself. THAT was incredible. My playtoy is special,that's for sure. She has drained me and will want more before the nights end. She sits back and straighens herself while I tuck myself back into my pants. I get out of the car and walk around to let her out. The look of heat has not left her eyes and I plan to see how hot I can make it burn. As she swings her legs out she slowly spreads herself for me. She loves to flash me when she knows no one will see. I have become so familier with her that at anytime I can see her in my minds eye. I take her hand to help her from the car and we head to the theater. We walk hand in hand. Anyone looking would just see two young people being sweet and loving. What they wouldn't know is the naughtiness we do. As we standing line,I tell her to pick a movie. But to pick a movie she has little interest in watching. I plan to make it very hard for her to concentrate. She knows what she's doing,because she picks a movie that will forsure be deser
He Does Exist But Women Dont Want Him, I Know
Body: THE PERFECT GUY Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot who calls you back even though you just hung up on him who thinks you are perfect even though he knows the worst things about you who will stay awake just to watch you sleep Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead who wants to show you off to the world when you are in a t-shirt and sweats who holds your hand in front of his friends who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you the one who turns to his friends and says "that's her" IF YOU ARE THIS KIND OF GUY REPOST. IF YOU WANT THIS KIND OF GUY REPOST. IF YOU HAVE THIS KIND OF GUY YOU ARE A LUCKY GIRL. DONT FORGET. DONT LET ANY GUY TREAT YOU ANY LESS THAN YOU ARE WORTH
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Tornado Tears.............
First let me thank Emily and the rest of you wonderful people for trying your hardest to pull me out of an emotional sewer today...I love you so much for all you do and all your words. I just wanted to briefly address the reason behind putting up such a picture as that. And to explain why "tornado tears". 99.9% of the time I have the world's most positive outlook, I can take on the whole world and fight my way through anything. Yet there are times, that shovelling shit against the tide just takes it toll and I am ready to throw in the towel and say FUCK IT! Today is one of those days.... After two surgeries in the past four months and countless weeks off work....Im kind of hurting in many ways. I guess I wanted you to see that there is more than one side to me. I dont always smile....well most of the time anyhow...lol...but there are days that I'm problemsolving constantly and im so tired of it. Single parents everywhere have such a time of it. Coupled with being off
Pray For American Soldiers
American soldiers took turns to rape a 14-year-old Iraqi girl, a military tribunal has heard. The men murdered her and her family and celebrated by grilling chicken wings. The soldiers, from the 101st Airborne Division, were on checkpoint duty when they decided they "wanted to kill some Iraqis", the tribunal in Baghdad was told. It was the first time that an account had been given publicly of what is alleged to have happened in Mahmudiya, south of Baghdad, on March 12. Sergeant Paul Cortez, Specialist James Barker, Private Jesse Spielman and Private Bryan Howard are charged with conspiracy to rape and murder. A fifth man, Sergeant Anthony Yribe, is charged with not reporting the attack. Former private Steven Green faces rape and murder charges in a civilian court. Special agent Benjamin Bierce recounted the sworn testimony Barker had given him. After two hours of interrogation, Barker said the men had been playing cards and drinking. Green is alleged to have raised th
My First Blast!!
This great person bought me a 7 day blast so that I can get my story and my blog about my baby that we lost out for the world to see. I had never talked to this person before tonight and I think I might have stumbled on to an angel. I cant say thanks enough. JoeyJR@ CherryTAP
A Dream Forever Crushed
A DREAM FOREVER CRUSHED The moment I saw you I had to let you in I saw this amazing love starting to begin I opened my soul to a beautiful vision of you I hoped, I prayed that your feelings were true I have never before loved and I have paid the cost Alone and empty and feeling forever lost But, then, I had thought I have truly found An Angel who walks upon the ground You had gone beyond all limits for me Giving me everything for the world to see I now will search again my whole life through And I swear I will never find anyone quite like you You are so very special to me I only wished that you could see My heart alone makes just a single beat A sound so low and so incomplete My heart all alone, waiting to be heard Waiting for your love like songs from a bird My heart with yours had such tenderness Now without you it feels nothing but emptiness A heart alone, searches for its mate You were my dream now it's too late Forever your heart it hears That sound it ha
Sexy Male Cherry Contest - Winner Gets $25.00 - Sponsored By Sunshyne Video
Sexy Male Cherry Contest - Winner Gets $25.00 Sponsored by Sunshyne Video Starting - Saturday Night @ 7 PM EST 1-6-2007 I will be holding a sexy male cherry contest. This contest is open to all male members of Cherry Tap and is free to enter. This contest is all about SEXY. The contest will end on 1-13-2007 @ 7 PM EST and the winner will be mailed $25.00 from Sunshyne Video. The 1st Place winner will win based on over all rating {how many times you were rated}and not comments. I will also give a 2nd place prize to whoever gets the most comments. 2nd place prize will be announced at end of contest. You cannot win both!!! Prizes will be mailed on next business day from Sunshyne Video to the winners. To submit a picture you can PM me with a link to the pic you want to use and I will rip it for the contest Feel free to message me with any questions. Each week Sunshyne Video will hold a different Cash Contest! Your help and consideration will be greatly
Taking My Ass To Russia!
Ok, listen up those of you who do not have a life and wish to pretend that you have found the man/woman of your dreams here on CT; get a damn grip! I for one will, shall and continue to flirt, post, sexually harass the opposite sex anytime, every time I log onto CherryTap! OMG! I have only chatted with a few on here and if I so much as chat or add someone to my family or friends list some of you have a duck; which by the way is something I do not wish to see. Look, I am a sexually deprived man and I flirt, cut up and have all kinds of fun and I do it with whom I want and where I want to! I do not have time for someone acting like I am cheating or having an affair on our Internet relationship; go purchase a damn dog, giant vibrator or something. When the Good Lord gave out beauty He must have put your brains in the makeup kit purse and you still have not found it! Why in the World do some people get all upset if I, you or the damn ALEINS from Mars flirt with others on
What Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
Ok..so this blog is to all the conceeded dumb fuckers out there. I have run into such bullshit in the last 2 days it amazes me. First this skank and her skinney dumbass ugly boyfriend that were BBW bashing...now I share a naked pic with a man who I thought was hot....and he called me a MAN~!!!!!! HE SAID I HAVE A MANS FACE!!!!!! So people who know me in real life know I am the Furthest thing from a man..then I realized..he was a dumbass ....You know what jerkoff? Fuck off and die. No one is perfect but if you dont like what you see, graciously leave the conversation....don't be a dumb fucker. Nasty people get what they deserve in the end....You know what? I am one of the nicest people you will ever meet in your life, but cross me, and you will live to regret it....OH YEAH EXPLAIN THE MIRACLE OF MY 3 PREGNANCIES? AND MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER? Dumb Fucker.
Fear And Changes
Last night, for the first time, I felt fear for my personal safety. (And this was after the fun part of the evening, D, so this isn't you.) I don't mean the generalized fear that all women feel alone on a dark street, or when trying to find their car in a dark parking lot. No, I mean, actual fear in a specific situation. I've lead a sheltered life, I admit it. I've lived in middle class suburbs. I went to a fancy private college where we were hidden away from the world, and the most we had to worry about was whether the caf was going to serve us something scary today. I've been in situations where sex I consented to felt awful and bad, and I felt used. But I had never in my life before felt that the word "No" had a possibility of being ineffective. This was a guy whose company I enjoyed. I knew he wanted me sexually, but I thought that clearly setting expectations would be enough. And it very nearly wasn't. Oh, repeated yelling of "No" and a knee where he didn't want it
A Follow Up 2 Last Night's Blog
ok here is last night's bulletin and blog: Just a note...if u talk 2 a woman that doesn't look like an ogre on the net, expect her 2 have many male suitors and know that u probably aren't the only person she will be chatting with. hey and the same goes 4 u possessive women who think u own a man just cuz u get a lil mushy with ur words on the net. and if u can't handle it cuz ur inecurities have led u 2 become a jealous person, then maybe the net isn't the right place 4 u 2 be meeting people. u might be better off hitin up that chick down the road that lives by herself and has 15 cats and stays home every night in front of the t.v. watchin reruns of her favorite soap opera. hey there's someone 4 everyone! now the reason i wrote the bulletin and blog was beacause of the following person tripping cuz apparently i didn't dedicate enough of my time 2 him...sorry i had 2 get my son 2 sleep and couldn't chat on yahoo with him the moment he wanted me 2! Happy Birthday Rev. Dr. MLK Jr.
The Cherry Crush Poem
It is just another Crush I can only have Just one But who to choose You are all So fun The ones who Writes dirty Or my angel In the bath My sweetie In the sauna Who bounces On my lap There is my Nap buddy Always by my side Or the other few Who want to take Me on a ride The innocent ladies Who offer me A treasure The really cool babes Who just want me For pleasure I want to pick All of you But in following The rules I shall pick one And over the Rest of you I drool I HATE following rulesL
Testt!!! Take It To Add Me As A Friend!!
For the people who want to request me as a friend, Take the Test FIRSTT!!! Okay so I am kind of annoyed that nobody reads my profile or really wants to talk to me, they just add me as a friend...So lets try to set up this lil test for everybody who wants to request me as a friend! You need to atleast get 50% right to be added else I will decline you. Send it in a message to me and then I will add ya!! And the people who Added me and dont know me u should really be taking this test to, but Ive already added u...SO i guess it really doesnt matter lol! If you know for sure 5 then only answer 5 thats cool as long as u answer.... First Question.... What is my name?? Question Two..... When is my Birthday? Question Three.... Where am I from??? Question Four... By looking at my profile what do you think my favorite color is? Question Five... What song do I have on my profile right now to ? Question Six.... What kind of music do I like? *hint* Its one of
Stang And The Greasemonkey
You know, CT has a ton of stuff to do on this site but it appears that a favorite pastime of some people is being all up in MY business. The ones who are trying to be in my business the deepest are those who know the absolute least about me. They need a new hobby or if they want to continue to "Stang Watch" maybe they should take the time to ask and not ASSume. It also seems that it really bites some peoples ass that some profiles do better than others. I'm not new here, I've been here since May and since I've been on site, I've worked my ass of for my rates and pic comments in order to rank and level up. Get this right....... I DO NOT AND WILL NOT USE GREASEMONKEY! If it bothers you that my profile does fairly well on here, then you have an option...work harder. Additionally, some who say they "don't care" about what I do are the one's watching me the closest. If they spent the same time with their friends and on their own profile, this would be a non issue. I'm als
Poem: One Rose To One Beautiful Woman
This rose, I give to you is worth a dozen or more, and comes straight from the heart... Only to you in form of one rose, with truth of its nature how can its beauty be so loved... To symbolize what I see in you, as a beautiful woman that deserve to be shown some love... Sign: Raymond Starns Dated:2/9/07
Valentines
"love"
Please don't stop by my page, rate a handful of pictures, and then leave me a user comment asking me to "return the love." Three comments on this rule: First: It isn't "Love." What you are referring to are points. Let's be honest. Let's not euphemize and pretend that clicking a mouse on the screen in a repetitive fashion can constitute "Love." If you think it does, it may explain why you are single and/or miserable. Second: If we're going to stick with the loose definition of love that prevails around here, then I think it is fair to say that I already showed you some "love." I posted nude and near-nude photos of myself. If you don't want to look at the pictures, don't. I never asked you to. I never came to your page, begging for tens. I just posted the pictures for your (and my) enjoyment, hoping that some literate soul might stumble across them and we could share some witty banter. ("Your Hotttt" does not qualify.) Third: If you want me to stop by your page (
Meet The Captain Lmao
HERES A GUY THATS THE CAPTAIN OF THE CTAF WHAT THE FUCK EVER WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO CALL ME A DRAMA QUEEN YOU WHINEY BITCH BRAGGING TO PEOPLE HOW MANY POINTS YOU GOT AND THAT YOUR CAPTAIN OF THE CTAF WHAT EVER U CUNT LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR COMING TO JERSEY AND TALK YOUR SHIT AT LEAST SAY IT TO ME YOU BITCH IN STEAD OF IN PEOPLES SHOUT BOXES OOOO ILL HIDE FROM YOUR LITTLE IMAGINARY ARMY U CUNT ITS A SHAME YOU SAY WHERE YOUR FROM YOUR GIVING CANADA A BAD NAME LOTS OF GREAT FOLKS FROM THERE AND 1 WHINEY ASS HOLE NAMED NEO YOUR SUCH A WASTE STOP BITCHING I TOLD YOU WHEN U GET THE 10.000 MORE POINTS ID SEND YOUR WIZARD ROBE U TWAT SO ANYWAY FOLKS HERS TO THE TWAT OF THE DAY I THINK THIS ONE WILL BE HERE FOR A WHILE AND OH YEAH NEO IT DONT MATTER IF SOMEONES A VIC OR NOT SEE I CAN BUY A VIC TOO HA AND I DID A NON VIC HAS THE SAME RIGHTS AS A VIC SO STOP SHOVING THAT YOUR A VIC IN EVERYONES FACE IF U BOYCOTT AND CANCEL YOURS ILL BUY ONE OF MY FRIENDS ONE SO THE SITE DONT LOOSE YOUR LOUSY 15 B
Yet Another Email I Received!
Below is an email I received adn the link to his page: "I wish I could be dat dress what u wearing. Its ssooooooooooooooo hot. can i suck ur samll cute boobs and suck ur pussy" dirtydinu@ CherryTAP C'mon on ya fucking douche bag!! I understand my profile pic may be a bit revealing! However, I show NO nude shots for a reason!! Don't get me wrong, if you choose to show that's fine! I just don't - so don't leave me fucking messages asking for more! Don't leave me messages telling me how you want to do things to me...fucking cunts! Can ya tell Im not in a good mood! Sheesh... Carry on now... ;)
Pussy Love
Aaaahhhhh! hahahahahaha! I totally made you look! (grinning a big evil grin right now...) This is not what you think. Go back, it's scarier.... Just kidding. I've noticed lately that my cat has developed a yen for my well washed foot. There's a point here, but bear with me... I'm an every-other day kind of girl with hair washing. Most people shouldn't wash their hair every day, did ya know? Anyway, on the days that I don't wash my hair I jump out of the shower and get dressed and going fairly quickly. On the days that I do wash my hair the process is a bit longer... (Here you go guys, the risque part...) On those days I walk around naked for the better part of an hour. I can't dry my hair fully dressed, I sweat. I also can't dry my hair just out of the shower, it holds moisture too much and takes forever. So instead I straighten up my bedroom, maybe make some coffee or food, usually sit down at my pc and respond to messages.... Now, my cat is very dog-like. I ha
Things To Ponder In The Year 2007:
Things to ponder in the year 2007: Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents? Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Mystikal's Poem
It's time they said to let her go This child of mine they've come to know They tried so hard to make her well But all the while her stat's just fell She had more tube's then ever before Her serious condition I could not ignore I knew Mystikal's life would soon be over My only request was could I hold her She laid in my arms so peaceful and at rest I know in my heart I did what was best I look in her face and no longer see pain I knew from that look that Jesus just came With Loved ones around us She passed through the light For 10 and a half years she made my life bright I'll see her again in on the other side I know But it's still very hard letting her go It isn't easy saying good-bye I miss you so much, It's so hard just getting by, without her here to give me a smile, I miss you my angel, see you in a short while, Love always Dad... Tears In HeavenBy Eric ClaptonBestAudioCodes.com
Vote 4 Me Please... See Inside For Details
Who has Cherry Taps Prettiest Hair?... Come Bomb And Rate Me... Winnergets a 7 day blast, 2nd gets a 3 day blast. For all contestants, for every comment you get, you earn $6 in cherry bucks towards prizes. So say at the end of the week you have 5000 comments you get $30,000 worth of virtual gifts. Every 10 comments counts as 1 point and every rate counts as 10 points. Both will added together to determine score.
Another Beautiful Job By Rosie
APRIL IS CHILD ABUSE AWARENESS MONTH!! Friends & fellow cherry tappers, April is "CHILD ABUSE AWARENESS" month, I chose to start this blog/bulletin now so it will get to everyone NOW & WE DON'T WASTE 1 DAY OF APRIL plzzz let's all come together for these little ones who have no one to depend on but a human who gives a damn!!! DO YOU REALLY GIVE A DAMN?? ALL I ASK IS FOR EVERY BULLETIN OR BLOG POSTED WE REPOST THIS WE ALL SAY WE LOVE KIDS I'M ASKING YOU TO PROVE IT!!! If you can't help out the kids THEN TO EVERYONE READING THIS DON'T YOU EVER ASK ME TO HELP YOU W/A CONTEST AGAIN !!!! My wish is for this to be circulated everyday in April, the entire month and I'LL BE WATCHING TO SEE WHO ON MY FRIENDS LIST IS REPOSTING AND HOW MUCH!!!! Concrete Angel VideoConcrete Angel lyrics - Martina McBride lyrics
Time For Rehab?
A Poem From Off The Tip Of My Tongue
Love What is love? How does it feel? How do you know When love is for real? Love is real and it may hurt. Even the pain has it's worth. Love is a feeling ~ not just a four letter word. Love can be loud, even unheard. Love is for real the moment it's there. Love is around you, love is a tear. I love you I know it, I need you I feel it You feel the same when you are with me you show it. Thank you for loving me and each day I learn Love has many meanings it can make the world turn I love you xo Ser William
To The Users On My Friends List
I am just sick & tired of commenting on peeps pages daily who just sit back and let the points roll in!! Well its over users !!!. If u cant seem to leave me a comment or rate me, & return my love then im over it with youI dont have the time for your games!!!,I have way too many loving friends here on ct to waste my time on you!! my time is valuable, & I will spend it on my true friends from here on out And whats this "come check my profile out"but not leave a comment or rating?? after I spent the time to visit u and comment or rate u??Well consider our friendship null and void, If thats what u really want to call it!!Please do you & me the favor Remove me as your friend, or I will or you can start being a true friend by doing what your supposed to do here and show lovesssI will ONLY be returning comments and ratings to my friends whom i see in my "see all" boxdaily....Im not searching anymore!!Im sick and tired of waisting my time, and efforts on you!!This is in no way to all of my
Back Door
i'm on a roll tonight... anal yes or no
This One Is For A Platinum Cherry
IF U HAVENT GUESSED 3 LETTERS ..YOU GET ONE TIME TO GUESS 3 THEN THE REST OF THE GUESS HAS TO BE ONE AT A TIME GUESS A LETTER FROM A-Z...EVERYONE GETS 3 GUESSES..BUT DONT GEUSS..BUT DONT GUESS ANUMBER THAT HAS BEEN GUESSED ALREADY.....IF YOU DO YOU WILL RTECIEVE AN IMAGINARY COPY OF CT FOR DUMMIES....CHERRY WILL BE BOUGHT DURING A HAPPY HOUR..SMALLER GIFTS PAY RIGHT AWAY....THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN 1 HOUR...IF NOONE HAS GUESSED THE RIGHT LETTER IN THE NEXT HOUR...TE 1ST PERSON TO TAKE A GUESS GETS THE CHERRY....NEXT CONTEST IS MATH PROBLEM ADDITION IN 3 MINUTES...MAKE SURE YOU CHECK THE COTEST CAUSE ONE WILL BE FOR A ROLEX TONIGHT....BANG AND THIER OFF
For A Platinum Cherry Paying Now...
guess a number from 1-10 u get unlimited guesses but 1 per comment... winner announced at 10:11 if noone has guessed the 1st person to guess wins
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Circumcision
This isnt really a blog, but whatever. Ive been discussing circumcision with a friend, and in the process doing alot of research on it. There are religious, medical and cultural considerations on this issue. 60-70% of American males are circumcised. Jews and Muslims circumcise as a part of their religion. Studies are split on the issue, some showing medical benefits, others showing no benefits. Detractors argue psychological issues, but to date none have ever been statistically indicated. the American Association of Pediatrics official policy statement on circumcision is "Existing scientific evidence demonstrates potential medical benefits of newborn male circumcision; however, these data are not sufficient to recommend routine neonatal circumcision. In circumstances in which there are potential benefits and risks, yet the procedure is not essential to the child's current well-being, parents should determine what is in the best interest of the child. To make an informed choice, parent
Love's Benefit
love's benefit my favorite pain was dominant before i extended my thoughts toward you .....then it disappeared for a moment i gripped you tightly and then loosened my hold .....until i felt the perfect rhythm of your soul my favorite pain returned as we moved firmly toward a place that ....required you to carry me as we reached that new place together i lost touch with the pain and ....... surrendered myself into your beauty John Hancock
Pissed Off
If one more male on this site comments about the angle of my damn pictures imma beat him up. OK I take my pics to my liking. TO WHAT I DEEM a good pic. I am extremely self conscious and picky about what I will put up. I had over 500 pics up b4 and they included body shots etc. #1 I am not here to impress you or show you my goodies. #2 I am not gonna show u skin ..I have no NSFW pics....if YOU bothered to read my profile when u added me you would know this. If you don't like the "angle" of mypics then please...just don't look. It is extremely insulting to me when you make comments about how all my pics are at an angle. I am not hiding anything. geez... If you want porn...theres plenty out there!! Its the internet you can pretty much get urself off anywhere(I hear yahoo is good for that) I just a regular girl and I never claimed to be pretty.
My Xxx Thoughts For The Day.. This Is What I Need Right Now...
Well Im gonna say we kick back and have a few drinks.. Maybe Ill light up a nice joint. Id then excuese myself to go use the little girls room.. Id bring my bag with me and change into my fishnet thigh highs, my red and black lace pantoes with attaching garter belt.. And my red and black corset.. Oh, and I cant forget about my 6 1/2 inch black heels.. I open the door and see you looking all sexy sitting in your chair.. You get up when you see me come out... I walk towards you and put my clevage right in your face.. You sit back down in the chair and I bend down and trace your lips slowly with my tongue and start to kiss you.. I feel your hands run down the front of my chest.. down my neck, over my top, feeling you push them together, getting me so excited.. I stand up and slightly pull my top down just a little, teasing you..Placing my hands over my nipples, squeezing my tits together.. Pulling on my nipple rings right in front of you.. I lean forward and you put your mouth on my nippl
New Profile Setting To Limit Who Can See Your Public Profile.
i just finished the new option on the profile settings page which you can use to keep non-CT members from seeing your profile. the default behavior is open (the way it's always been), and when you select CT-only, people must be logged into the site to see your profile. random people browsing around the internet or finding you through search engines won't be able to view your profile. werd to my homies in the trenches! -mike
Join Holy Terror Alliance
Guidelines: 1. Please keep drama out of the squad! 2. We don't care who you are friends with! thats what we're here for... just leave their problems with them! 3. We are here to have fun the he said she said should be kept in blogs or shouts! Negative statements bring others down so please don't post bulletins about such issues! Sabrina has a blog set up for those! 4. Respect your fellow squad members! You never know when you might need there help on a contest! 5. You will only be put on the squad if you have a verified salute picture! (exceptions being made for a few active military & others that are getting them.) 6. Contest information should be posted with Austin. He has blogs set up for this... IF YOU POSTED ON ORG OR ARE ON THIS LIST YOU WILL NOT NEED TO ADD URSELF AGAIN
All Ldc... Read And Comment
Ok as you all may have heard .. Lestat has taken a leave of absence from the family due to personal reasons. If by chance you havent heard that as of yet I am letting everyone know now. I understand that most of the founders, co founders and fellow family members go to Rebel Bitch with any concerns questions or problems that are happening within the family. Granted she is a creator so naturally the first person you think of contacting. Starting tonight, any and all problems are to be directed to Lost the other creator of this family or another founde instead of Rebel Bitch. Anyone that needs assistance with anything can send one of them a message on CT. I would like ALL LDC founders, co founders and members to comment this blog so I know that you have read it. Lost's link is included below if you have any questions. Thank you for your time and please, there will also be a bulletin posted with this same message in it. Read it and repost please. Thank you. As Always.... Love Hugs and
The Ct Saftey 101 Bulletin...
All these bulletins about so and so is stalking me, this person is pervert, this one is a loser, watch out for this one.. blah blah blah .. have made me think.. I think its time for a little CT or even Internet Safety 101. 1. READ profiles!! if they don't have any info in their profile, very few photos, one 'real' photo and a bunch of fake photos, or no Salutes be leery when talking to them or adding them. (and I know there are people on here that refuse to put a Salute for whatever reason) but still knowing that the person in the photos is the person behind the PC helps a lot. With the exception of Ninja Penguin(Wub ya smexie!)... O'rly(Ya'rly!!!) and a very small handful of others, everyone on my list has a verified Salute. Heck even O'rly is verified! LMAO! 1a. READ EVERYTHING in the profiles. if you're looking at a photo of a hot chick/guy, make sure they are who they say. The Gender, Age, and sometimes location are posted right there on the FRONT page! Think with your br
Island Fever©
The water, sparkling clear, almost like looking into an aquarium. The warm air caressing the skin like a lover. The salt air tickling the nose. There is nothing like the ocean in the Caribbean. The water stays warm year around and the weather almost always nice. Soft tropical breezes, the sound of the waves as they pass beneath the boat. A few seagulls trail in our wake squawking for a free meal. Coconut oil never smells as sweet as it does on your lover on a warm southern day. On a lark I had decided to bring my "Toy" on adventure. We had arrived yesterday,but with the connecting flights and long layovers, we were too pooped to have much fun last night. A few daiquiris and in bed for the fun today. We got up early and rented a boat, and snorkel gear, bought what we would need for a day at the local market. I had asked around to find a private,out of the way place to snorkel and be alone, and with quick GPS coordinates,we were off. Twenty minutes later we had the entire ocean to
Special Prayer For A Special Angel
SPECIAL PRAYER FOR A SPECIAL PERSON.MY FRIENDSTHIS PRAYER IS FOR MY FRIENDS DAUGHTER,I'M SURE THAT EVERY ONE OF US HAVE SOMEONE VERY DEAR IS GOING THROUGH PAIN BUT THIS LITTLE THREE YEARS OLD GIRL WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND NOW SHE IS IN THE HOSPITAL FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE ,YOU KNOW THAT GOD IS ALWAYS WITH ALL OF US IN EVERY MOMENT,SO LET US PRAY FOR LITTLE Abbigail la'shai Baby Boy J'S DAUGHTER AND FOR WHO EVER ON YOUR MIND. Please keep him and his family in your thoughts and prayers. BabyBoy-J@ CherryTAP A PRAYER FOR STRENGTHO Lord,In this time of need, strengthen me. You are my strength and my shield; You are my refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. I know, Father, that Your eyes go to and fro throughout the earth to strengthen those whose hearts long for You. The body grows weary, but my hope is in You to renew my strength.I do not fear, for You are with me.I am not dismayed or overwhelmed, for You are my God. I know You will strengthen me and help me; that You
Update Of Lil Gurl
========UPDATE======= there turnign offthe machines at 2 not expecting her to make it even a 1/2 hour shes gone,3:22 pm IM GONNA MISSED HER SO MUCH I REALLY LOVE HER TO DEATH SHE MY ANGEL SHE IS MY EVERYTHING I WILL NEVA FORGET BOUT HER SHE MY HEART:X
Just Wondering Why Pl Dont Like Me That I Dont Een Know Most
THIS, IS A SAD DAY IN MY LIFE, WHEN A COUPLE OF SO CALLED FRIENDS START HATE AGAINST ME AND OTHERS BELEAVE IT, THAT I DONT.T EVEN KNOW,,THIS IS ALL I AM GOING TO SAY ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG ,SO NO REASON TO DEFEND MY SELF.THE ONES THAT BELEAVE IT, ITS OK IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ME OFF YOUR FRIENDS , LIST. AT LEAST I WILL KNOW WHO MY TURE FRIENDS ARE ,, TY Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
What's Up With The Cookie Monster?
to understand the origin of The Footie Monster, you must first understand the origins of misterfeet i was about 21 and out one night when i met this girl named Stacy thru a mutual friend. She and i sorta hit it off and we ended up in my car.... She asked if i wanted to do anything, and being a little drunk and uninhibited, i told her i wanted to kiss and lick her feet. She was like, ok sure. While you do that, I'm going to party." So there we were, in my car, she's partying and i'm having a party of my own with her bare feet. Now, she partied so hard, that she couldn't remember my name. A few weeks later, i was walking down the street and she rode by in a car (passenger) with her bare foot waving at me out the window yelling "hi misterfeet!" Yeah... that definitely got my attention. We saw each other later that day, and i asked why she called me misterfeet. She admitted right away that she couldn't remember my name and thought misterfeet suited me fine. i asked her i
This Is Not Good, But I've Kept Quiet About It Long Enough! I'm Sorry If This Hurts Someone!
I pray the people closest to me here in CherryTap (or FUBAR when the name is changed) will forgive me for this! Those of you that have had phone conversations with me have wondered why I have been so down and out as of late! Well, I've decided to come clean right here, right now! I learned within the past week or two that a new set of cancer cells have developed, only unlike last time, this is not lymphoma. I now have a metastatic brain tumor, and it is growing in the area of my cerebral cortex. I apparently have had this now going on 5 months. It has begun to affect my moods, thoughts and behaviors because of where it is lodged. The good news here is that they can surgically remove it this time, so I will not have to do chemo and/or radiation for as long as I did the last time. The risk is that this is brain surgery we are talking about! It's gonna be hard to say what's gonna happen next! I apologize now to anyone I have hurt by holding this in! This isn't something
Help Me Please I Will Help You
come show me so love lots of it comment as much as you can
*~fun With Yahoo - Session 17~*
Leonthegreat: i'd lick those rite off you PiercedQT: Pardon? Come again? Lick what off of me? Leonthegreat: your tattoos bitch PiercedQT: Wow, you must have some super tongue there, Casanova. I thought they were permanent. Leonthegreat: are you doubting my skill? PiercedQT: No, I'm not doubting your skills. However, I am doubting your pick-up lines... and perhaps your intelligence. Leonthegreat: you don't need a phd to be good in bed. PiercedQT: You're correct, but you need a PHD to GET INTO my bed. Leonthegreat: thats fucking shallow PiercedQT: How is THAT considered to be shallow? Leonthegreat: your judging me on my brains PiercedQT: No, Leon, I'm judging you on your LACK of brains. Leonthegreat: your a fucking bitch PiercedQT: And you, my darling, are DENIED! Leonthegreat: denied what Leonthegreat: i said denied what Leonthegreat: bitch
Fantasy Site Or Not???
Hmmmmmmm a friend of mine says that this is just a fantasy site. as if the ppl on here arent real. Who's to say weather this site is real or not? this person thinks just because this is an online site that ppl arent real and dont have real emotions.,he just told me on the phone that im helping ppl that arent real. I have one thing to say about that. Everyone on this site and others are very real. true this is the internet but behind every screen and every keyboard is a real person with reel feelings, thoughts and emotions. if you agree let me know or is this all just a fantasy?
*repost* How To Be A Better Lover, As Seen Through My Eyes.
I wrote this about three years ago....and have posted it numerous times, but its not in myblogs section, so i thought i would re-add it. Trust me....there are enough guys out there that need to read this. If you are a woman, and your man needs help, feel free to print it up, and hand your man a copy. Enjoy everyone. SIMPLE WAYS TO BECOME A BETTER LOVER 1) CREATIVITY - You should never be afraid of doing new things. Is your sex life predictable? Change it, and put some creativity into it. The way i see it, is that you should never know whats going to happen. Dont be afraid to venture outside the bedroom. Surely we can all agree that going to jail for the sake of "different" sex isnt really worth it, but being outdoors does have a certain appeal to it. I have found that garages work well, and if you have an enclosed back yard, that works just as well also. As simple as it is, sex in the shower is always a winner. When your partner is in there, just hop in and seduce him/her. I
Death Of A Special Pet
This morning was like any Sunday morning, relaxing, sleeping in ... it's my "Saturday" and both cats, wanted their breakfast and petting time..then Trouble, the big grey tabby that I have a picture of in my photo section - was outside chilling and watching the world go by like he has done every day for the past 5 1/2 years I had him. I puttered around the house, Pumpkin, my little tiny calico hanging out with me and then I checked on Trouble who was sitting on the sidewalk in the shade. He was a neighborhood favorite - he greeted everyone, people would stop and point out at the 32 pound friendly cat sitting there....he was quite the celebrity... Then an hour goes by, I'm getting ready to head back down 60 miles south to San Diego to hang with Ellen, my oldest friend since 6th grade! Her beloved dog, Sabbath, just got diagnozed with stage 4 cancer and not much time left for him, so her I was coming down to cheer her up and now we're cheering each other up. A bang on my front d
Do I Rule
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For The Backstabber
so it has happend..... someone on here has actually pissed me completely off and i can not wait to hear what you have to say about it..... I considered a man on this site a close friend of mine and we had some very good times together talking and chatting it up with the ladies and just us together.... I called this guy brother.... It did not take long for things to come between us after we had just gotten so close. my friends warned me he was not good for me and would turn his back on me and i told them i disagreed and stood up for him.... well recently i have come to find out that this guy has stabbed me completely in the back and said that i should be deleted for things i was doing on here....check fat sonnys blog if you wish to know what this is.... But now i have a few words to say about this slimy so called friend of mine.... when i saw what you said i was appalled and i wish that you where close enough for me to deck in the face when i saw that cuz it would
Royal Flush©
I love to gamble. Walking into a casino is such an assault on the senses. Noise everywhere, lights flashing, people yelling for joy and crying in desperation. I can sometimes be sad though. You will see the very desperate trying every thing they can to win for a change. Bad luck can't last forever can it? I have always lover poker. It has become a double edged sword lately though. With the popularity of Texas Hold'em on T.V. every person seems to think its easy. So what ya have now are poker rooms full of wanna be's. It can be great in that you tend to win quite a bit more from the newbies. The other side is their usual lack of manners and table etiquette. Some people are the smart ones. Instead of playing they just sit back and watch. The only true way to always win,is not to play. Yeah, right. I had been sitting there for quite sometime. As usual ya win some you loose some. From other tables came the tell tale sounds of those loosing it all with very few cheers from winner
Leaving The Fu??
So here it is seeing as my shoutbox when nuts when i mentioned it and i couldnt keep up with responses. YES, i am thinking of leaving Fubar...it is just taking too much of my time. I know i could just take a "break" but being in the top 100, (which i worked hard to get to) is not an easy feat...and i hate to watch it all slip away because im not here. How crazy does that sound?? But its true. I would rather just walk away then not be here and watch my profile rating drop. It takes me at least 2hrs a day (minimum)to stay where i am, i rate photo's...accept at least 100 friends a day...use my 11's and spread love where ever i can. But it never seems enough. I have spent WAY too much money on blasts n vic for nothing it seems. And i wouldnt ever even consider paying for a happy hr. It seems like money talks around here more than anything. And im tired of spending mine. I went from 73 to 92 in a little over a month because i just have so much going on i cant be here. Wow, im
Huge Balls
Ok, so this is part of a convo I just had on Yahoo, with some random guy that found me somwhow. I'm just pasting where it got good lmfao. rchrd_w (8/24/2007 11:52:31 AM): wht colour is ur nipples? Robyn (8/24/2007 11:52:57 AM): nipple colored rchrd_w (8/24/2007 11:53:27 AM): well ppl have different coloured nipples rchrd_w (8/24/2007 11:53:34 AM): is ur nipples dark brown? Robyn (8/24/2007 11:53:45 AM): no..what does it matter? rchrd_w (8/24/2007 11:54:29 AM): id like to imagine ur nipples whilst being in Australia so i am asking Robyn (8/24/2007 11:55:23 AM): um ok rchrd_w (8/24/2007 11:55:51 AM): mmm........so wht colour is ur nipples and is ur entire nipple including the circle around the tip LARGE or SMALL Robyn (8/24/2007 11:56:15 AM): jesus...I really dont think it's your business rchrd_w (8/24/2007 11:56:33 AM): mmmm Robyn (8/24/2007 11:57:00 AM): I dont ask yoiu for detailed descriptions on your body parts rchrd_w (8/24/2007 11:57:11 AM): u r free to ask >>>>>>>
Bring It
TO THE BACK STABBING LYING ASSHATS: So I hear you like to talk shit behind my back and are stupid enough to think I wont find out LMAO You really are pathetic and immature. If you have something to say to me or about me have the fricking guts to come to me with it. Stop being a little bitch and step. You continue with your HS drama BS you will have 2 choices. 1) You can grow up and bring the issues to me. Stop sending your friends to my page. Stop sending them to talk to me to get info for you, guess what... I am on to your little games. 2) You can continue to act like a little bitch and hide behind others. But know this asshat, it doesn't stop I have a lot of information on you and you know I do and I can and will RUIN you. Make no mistake. So the choice is up to you. You can grow the hell up and move on. Or you can continue and be annihilated. Simple even for one such as you that lacks the brain power to comprehend. Oh and that goes for your little friends too.
Taking A Break From Fu
Just need to clear some things in my head and in my heart to see where I'm going in life. I hope you understand, I might be popping in from time to time to say hello. I'll be deleting most of my family except those I've become pretty close to outside of here. I wish everyone the best and it's been a pleasure here, I'll remember alot of you. )))))HUGS((((( Nellie
Members
Hello to all of the family.I would like to take time out to thank all of you for joining the family.If any of you ever need anything do not be shy just come out and ask and if you have a problem please come to me djphilburg360 or hoakie or sugar.. thank you all and please leave more suggestions if you have them or think of one We are in need of a greeter and someone to help me do some recruiting if you all think of something fun for a job or a game so we can have fun too let me knoe in a private message to me djphilburg360 once again ty and love you allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Reaching A New Level Of Frustration.... Grr!
Well its official, I have reached a new level of frustration. I don't have a job but im in the process of trying to get one. I recieve a check every month by mail. My boyfriend is working 2 jobs that don't pay too much. He lives with his parents and younger sister. He has bills he pays and now his parents want him to pay rent every month... $400 exactly. So how the fuck am I suppost to have a life with this man... if shit like this is happening now?! I honestly am not sure anymore if things will work out... or even just work out for me anymore. I hate to be pessimistic here, but I honestly don't see it working out unless there is a big miracle. I am saveing money in my saveings account. But even if I do that, I feel I will be doing all the saveing due to my boyfriend haveing to pay all his bills and now rent. The really fucked up thing here is, his younger sister got the apartment they had added on to the house, that was his grandparent's apartment when they were still alive. My boyf
Caption It | Vol.1 | 010
RFBs Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is! (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! I am posting round 9 & 10 tonight. I will be on vacation until the 18th. I will miss you guys!!! Leave me some captions to giggle at when I get back. The name of the game is Caption It and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or quote the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY!!! THEY ARE MISSING OUT.
You Wanna Delete Me??
Ok, so apparently there are some things that need to be addressed here. Seriously this is Fubar, and I, like most normal people, have a life outside of this website. I understand that it may seem as though I am "ignoring" people at times, but that cannot be helped. I have ALOT going on right now. I'm sooooo stressed with things at the present moment that I can't just put down what I'm doing and run to people all of the time, I'm sorry. If you don't know me well, I'll fill you in a little bit. I'm a single mom with two young boys ages 3 and 6. I work full time and go to school full time. I'm going to school to be a Social Worker. There is alot more that is also going on but I just choose not to put that all out there in a blog, just because. So when I am being talked to in the shout box or given gifts I'm very sorry if I do not get back to you. I appreciate it very much honestly. But I'm not just sitting here watching the computer screen, I'm trying to take care of my life als
Whats Best For Me???
Why is it that alot of people think they know whats best for me? Like I'm a child of three..They try to tell me who to be friends with.. who I should trust...who i should have in my family on here...Some even say I spend too much time on here...The last time I looked I was and adult...some whine about why I dont crush them.. or why I dont comment them... I mean come on I have enough to do in my day without commenting everyone.... im sure those that are reading this will agree... there isnt enough hours in a day to hit everyone of your friends with a comment or rate all of their pics..but with some people theres just no pleasing them no matter what you do... some people think there better then you.....
Deleting Fubar
Me: (to the girl) Tell him that if you can stick a dick in his ass, you'l let him stick his in yours. It hurts. And you won't be able to shit right for a week. Guy: It don't hurt everyone so why say something that isn't true? Me: Maybe your butthole's more loose than mine. Guy: Highly doubt it. But if you want to be a cunt, be one. You don't bother me a bit. Me: You said that it doesn't hurt everyone. I assumed you've have had it done before. I merely made a (blunt) statement. Sorry if it offended you. Grow some balls and please don't call me a cunt. Guy: I pay my internet bill, not you, and say what I want, when I want. Don't like it, too bad. Me: I pay my own internet bill, too. And everyone's entitled to their own opinions. So here's mine: I'm gonna stop wasting my time replying to you because you're 32-years-old and probably just pissed off because you haven't been getting laid lately. I'm also going to block you because overly emotional fucks like you irritate me. So all I c
My Mom Is Very Sick
Some of you who are close to me know that my mom is very ill. She has been diagnosed with Parkins Desease and Bi Polar. She was rushed to the ER last night with a 104.4 fever. She is in a deep sleep and un responsive at this time. She is only 67 years old and has many other health issues. I was offline for a while due to her health. I am asking for all my Friends to come together and Pray have my Mother in your thoughts. Sorry for any spelling errors I am not at my best right now. They are running more test , but this is belived that the meds he was on for the Bi Polar might have done this. I will update more when I know. Thank you all. Luvs to u all......
A Must Read
Hi my fubar friends... Im so sorry if i havent payed attention to you...i dont mean to leave anyone out...i may be on a little less in the near future im not sure...but i always miss this place every time i try to get away...I have the greatest friends on this site is my belief...so if youve read this far...why not read on??? the first person to leave a comment in this blog gets a rootbeer from me....comment #2 gets 10 11s and #3 gets a one day blast from me for reading and for being my friend...any other comments will get a drink from me...thanks for rreaading and for being my friend
Fubar Spotlight
Can someone tell me WHY.. Why does a girl have to be HUGE chested to be in the Fubar Spotlight? Why does the world cater to women like that all the time? Why are the rest of us small chested women made to feel like third class people in this world? Why is it that way here in Fubar and in real life? Just why? :(
How My Life Has Changed...
SO THIS IS A COPY OF A BLOG I WROTE FOR MY MYSPACE... ALOT OF PEOPLE ASK ABOUT MY EX AND ABOUT HOW JAYDEN IS DOING AND ITS GOT ALL OF THAT SO I FIGURED I WOULD POST IT HERE TOO. ITS KIND OF LONG THO LMAO..ENJOY! So im sitting awake and its 4:35am, and i decided to write a blog about how everything in my life has changed. I guess i will start with Jayden. She is 7 weeks old, and god is she growing fast! she has gained a pound a week since she was born. Ive went thru quite a bit with her. First of all her failure of a father is nolonger in my life nor hers. First of all he didnt sign her birthcertifiate. Thru my hole pregnancy it was known that he wanted a dna test. why i have no fucking clue because he was living with me the hole month that she was concieved.. but anyways i told him if he wanted it then he had to pay for it. Well when we were at the hospital he could have had it done, but he didnt. I wasnt about to have it done anywhere else but the hospital. When i sign
I Wish I Were Gay.
Why do girls always ruin my life? What breed of satisfaction could they possibly strive for by manipulating me and giving my mangina false hopes of ever having a part in the system? Females plow through my dignity and leave nothing but the long shot that I may come home one day and find them sprawled out naked on my bed. Honestly, why? I'm about ready to find the blueprint of life, crawl through the ventilation system, and sneak into the closet through a heating duct. I bet it's a lot better in there than it is out here. Phew. I'm glad I got that off my chest. It's quite difficult getting some things off my chest. I'll give you one example - a fat chick I just ate out. She'll lie there panting like a enormous ball of pulsating wet silly putty and drool all over my bed sheets. Once I get her off and out the door, I can't go to sleep right away because my sheets look like they were regurgitated out of a Proton Pack. Changing bed sheets is one of the most intellectually stressful ac
My I.b.i.c. Sistas
I.B.I.C. is looking for more members! We are an all female group! I.B.I.C. stands for Insane Bitches In Command! If you would like to join all you have to do is go to my blog and add, rate and fan all the members listed!When you are done with that add I.B.I.C. in your name somewhere then let me know so I can add you to the blog and the home page! Rules 1. You must have I.B.I.C. added to your name! 2. You must treat everyone of the sistas with the respect that you would like to be given to you! 3. If you have any problems with another I.B.I.C. member come to me with the problem! 4. No Drama! 5. Repost any I.B.I.C. bullys you see! 6. Please help the sisters level when they ask for help! Thank You, ~Mydnyte~Founder of I.B.I.C.~D.S.C.~Real Wife To Jayrod874~ And Mystfy☼I.B.I.C. Owner☼D.S.C.☼Fu wife to Jim☼ ~Mydnyte~Owner of I.B.I.C. ~D.S.C.~D.T.B.~Real Wife To Jayrod874~@ fubar Mystfy☼I.B.I.C. Owner☼D.S.C.
Unreal Memories .....
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..
In Case You Missed It This Weekend...
..this is for anyone who missed all of the excitement this past weekend...the response to the blog The Truth Part IV well, spoke for itself. I screenshotted some of the funnier ones and put em in these shows below. And for some reason you missed out on what happend, feel free to check out the blog below this one...get a good lol or two out of this one...
Points Not Accumulating And Stuck At 99%
fubarbarians! Points not adding up?? = VERIFY YOUR EMAIL or SUBMIT A SALUTE! fubar will not allow members to accumulate points when "stuck at 99%" because it caused a problem with leveling up. NOW, your points will FREEZE until you submit one of the level requirements: by level 3, you need to have a verified email, or your account will FREEZE. By level 10, you need to have submitted a salute and have it approved, or your level will FREEZE. If your email gets blacklisted and thus unverified, at any level, your level and points will freeze until you reverify. Any points/fubucks earned while you are frozen will NOT be added retroactively. This includes all points earned by rating, completing surveys, and the like. If you purchase blasts, tickers, and happy hours while you are frozen, and do not accumulate points while they run because you are frozen, they will not be refunded. If you really care about your level, please be aware of it at all times so there are no issues wit
Ignored
Recently I have had an individual, after months of not hearing a word from them, pop up & ask where have I been. I didn't say that I had removed them from my friends list a month ago because I could never get a response when I wrote. This brings up a point I feel needs to be addressed. I came to fubar to have fun & meet new & interesting people. It seems many people here just want to "collect" friends, but not willing to get to know them. That in itself is their business. But please tell me if you are too busy to respond, I resent being ignored. I now go through my family & friend lists every couple of weeks & remove individuals that feel I am not worthy of their time. Nothing personal, just that there are good people here that I could be chatting with instead of making futile attempts at contacting people that are just hunting for points. Enough said!
Family Information - Read This First
The name of the family train is "The Love Machine", so the first thing required of anyone wishing to take part is for them to put "Rider of The Love Machine" somewhere in their profile name. Once you've done this, you will be added to the family. The second requirement is that you fan/add/rate ALL riders who were on the train before you. Once you've done so, it is NOT your responsibility to go back and find riders who've joined after you. It is their responsibility to find you when they begin riding, but you must fan/add/rate them in return. *It's a good idea to put Love Machine, or something of the like, in your friend requests to riders, so that they will be sure to fan/add/rate you in return* VIPs must rate 11s on riders' profiles, but are not required to rate photos and such as 11s if they do not wish to. ALL RIDERS must be Psycho level or greater. (You must be this tall to ride the machine! HA!). On the bulletins, riders will be listed by their fu-rank, but on our family
Just A Little Update, Or Maybe A Big One!
Hello my friends, I decided that my long absence (and only partial attention to my friends) could use an explanation... so for those of you who are interested, here you go! This year has been full of many exciting and not so exciting new experiences for me. One of the exciting ones was my promotion that led me to move to Kent. Kent itself is not that great, but it's okay (lots of mountain views... and I mean THE mountain, our absolutely gorgeous Mt. Ranier - which by the way is the highest in the lower 48) and the rent is nothing to spit at. The exciting part is/was the job that has given me a challenge and made my work experience a whole lot less boring. It's also stressed the hell outta me and I've been sick a lot, but I welcome the excitement of a new place to work and a new team to lead. Sadly, it requires a hell of a lot more time at work... so when you see the status as "working hard" or "working my a** off" that's what that means. Unfortunately, the less exciting p
Read Before Contacting Me!
If you email me or send me a shout be respectful or you do not get a reply back, and i can not answer 100 shouts all at once if i don't answer you that means i missed your shout, do not start cussing me out because i didn't answer you, i am not ignoring you i am just getting way to many people sending me shouts at once. if you are disrespectful to me or insulting in anyway shape or form i will block you, and if the shouts are getting way to much i will turn them back to family only. Everybody: just cause I post NSFW photos does not mean i am a whore or slut, i am a fetish model do not send me a shout telling me how hard my pictures got you, or how horny i make you i really don't want to hear it, I have already put a lot of men on block for sending me nasty comments, and one more thing don't beg me to come look at your NSFW photos and i don't care what size you say you are online, and if you send me a shout about how big your cyber penis is you will be BLOCKED DO NOT SEND ME A EMAIL
New Grandpa
This will be a x-mas i wont forget. This year my gf's oldest son came over. He brought with him a new coffee maker for us and a granddaughter. We also met his fiance Amber. I had no idea whatsoever! The adorable lil girl is 23 months old. A question i was asked numerous time was how did we not know that we were grandparents? Not so easy to answer. But i will do my best. This is how it happened to the best of my knowledge. Alexis and his gf Amber were together once before (obviously). When they broke up and went their separate ways, she was pregnant with his child but did not know. She got into a relationship with this fellow named Doug. It was when she was with him that she found out that she was pregnant. She assumed it was Dougs child. Things happened between her and Doug. Basic "he said she said" crap. They broke up in the end. 6 Months ago is when Alexis stepped back into the picture. And met his daughter. There was a paternity test done Because Doug and his family was trying to ta
Love Shack, Keeping It Right
First, I want to say I created this lounge in hopes of providing a comfortable chat room for my friends, single, married, or involved. Not for the purpose of people looking for quick pick ups or of getting points for myself or anyone else and we have guidelines we follow to keep it that way. For all of us, remember, quality friendships bring quality friends, I bring my best so you can too, lets give them a lounge they can enjoy in comfort 1.Keep it clean I don't bring my friends in here to provide anyone with free porn. Please remember, if you don't know us, or are new, don't assume we are single, take a little time, hang out, chat, notice who is maybe with someone, many couples are in my lounge and i don't need to ban you for causing drama by saying the wrong thing to someones wife, hubby, or mate. I will be true to my friends on this issue, it's why they come back. We provide a place where as friends we aren't hit on by pervs coming in looking for a porn provider. Husbands don't
The Meaning Of Love!
Sonny Jay Receives 2007 Editor's Choice Award from Poetry.com & The International Library of Poetry! You can check it out on their site or right here: The Meaning of Love is caring for one another unconditionally and creating a bond of oneness. Listening and actually hearing what the other has to say. Giving each other freedom to excel in their own fields. Trusting in each other with no strings attached. Communicating when communication is needed. Telling each other secrets that you know won't be repeated. Love is a Gold mine if management is whole heartedly true. This true love, is the best Love that will last two people their whole lifetime through! by Sonny Hairston … Copyright 2007
01-13-08 (friends)
S u n d a y s The old Kid Rock song reminds me of Sundays - Not for the "God knows why" reference, But because I have fond memories of some friends - and that song that all tie into Sunday Road trips. Funny, back then I thought those friends -That I was out whooping it up with - Would still be my friends today. Been a long while since I even seen them ... After years of friends coming and going, I guess I should be used to it by now. I've come to expect Internet friends to Suddenly depart and disappear without a trace ... But funny if you reflect back - to those who once were so close to your heart in the years gone bye - How only a select few still remain there! Environment can cause it ... Being what happens to either or all. New friends Work Place Marriage/Relationships Geographic in others ... Being the distance, either physical or mental distance. Circumstance is usually the culprit ... You know that there's no way to
01-14-08 (water)
M o n d a y You'd think with a name like: That I'd definitely be a "Fisherman" Truth being I LOVE to fish ... Although I haven't fished in 2 years -- which astounds me. I never thought I'd be away from water that long! Maybe ... Ha-Ha, don't worry - I always Catch & Release ~~ Water sports of ANY kind really ... I love to be around water, Having the gulf stream to my left and the ocean to my right was the ONLY thing I enjoyed when I lived in Orlando back in the 80's. Here in Ohio, I'm not without plenty of bodies of water ... Up North I've got the Great Lakes (about 2 hours away) Here locally I'm surrounded by a few nice size lakes too Salt Fork a hugh state park, that boast about the largest man-made *beach in the great state of Ohio. * beach = sand (lol) Senaca Lake Draws more locals than tourist - so
Positive News As Msfc Testing Finds Faults With Connector
New ECO Sensor Feed Through Connector Installed. Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton 1-14-08 Weekend testing of the removed ET-125 LH2 Feed-through connector resulted in "circuit instability" on two ECO (Engine Cut Off) sensors during LH2 test runs at the Marshall Space Flight Center (MSFC). While testing will continue, these opening results add confidence to the initial data that pointed to the "External Plug / Feed Through Receptacle Pin Contacts" as the cause of the ECO system anomalies during the two STS-122 launch attempts and subsequent tanking test. More data will be gained from the results, likely to focus on the root cause, currently believed to be caused by the "relative motion possible between socket and pin contacts". This issue should not occur with the replacement connector now inside ET-125, following a procedure to solder the pins in place
01-27-08 (bridges)
Jan. 27, 2008 Seeing today's bridge images might put some of you into mind of the old IMP's of the MuMM's (Insane Mumm Posse) And them posting a bridge on a lousy MuMM and inviting you To feel free to jump off it ... And I wont lie that they crossed my mind looking for a few of the select gif images (Graphics) for today's Sunday Greeting. IDK So many things that come to mind for me: But seeing bridges today reminds me of how many I've burnt, how many I crossed that probably never shoulda been crossed But building a bridge to get across the barriers between people is really hard. I ponder about the people I've allowed gaps or ditches to large ravins to become between us, and wonder if: Is it worth it How did it happen WHY did I allow it to get that way ... And in hindsight, I figured that it's easier to keep people around you than to try
Please Cum Comment Me Thanks So Much
please cum by and comment me......thanks to all of you luv you!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1166057&albumid=808918&i=2147111999
A Woman
Be very careful if you make a woman cry,because God counts her tears.The woman came out of a man's rib.Not from his feet to be walk on.Not from his head to be superior,but from the side to be equal.Under the arm to be protected,and next to the heart to be loved.
If You Think You Know Me . . .
I'll start off with this, I am NOT, and I repeat, NOT you're average dumb blonde fubarian. For the most part I believe I am intelligent, respectable, witty, and outgoing. What irks me the most, is that a small population of the fubar community seems to think I am a point whore. People, people, I'm here in this blog to get a few things straight. We will start off on the note that, not more than twice or three times the whole time I have been on this site (which will be 2 years coming up soon) have I EVER ASKED FOR A SINGLE THING. Yeah a few times here and there I asked to be pimped, or be in a contest. But that is not what I am on this site for. Yeah, I want to level, just like everyone else does on this site, but me, I wont go about it in the way most people do. I'm not saying that the "average" way, by whoring themselves and taking provocative pictures, is wrong, but its just not MY WAY. Now if one of my friends decides to pimp me out in a bulletin, be my guest, I wont say no
02-12-08 (train # 17)
Whats a Tuesday Train?
02-15-08 (hawt)
February 15, 2008 Hello and Happy Friday I hope this finds you 'FIRED' up for the weekend And have many 'HOT' plans That are not doused before they come to a full "FLAME" I know, I know ... A bit much! (on the 'hawt' references) hehe But at least I'm not asking a "H O T -or- N O T"
02-16-08 (repete)
February 16, 2008 Sup? Rock on! M u s i c: It's been known to tame the savage beast, Or heal a broken heart. It's a mood altering as drugs And as relaxing as a nights sleep. It's great to make love TO ... (wait ... I'll just have to take your word on that) It really doesn't matter the type Be it: Rock And ALL the different directions the that classification leads you ... -or- Funk
New Contest
Wanna win VIP or a 7-day blast. This contest will be 7 days long...most comments wins. And a bonus of 10,000 fubux will go to whoever has the most rates. Contest is for the best morph/tag/animated pic...(anything altered by you, photoshop and so on Rulez... ~pic has to be made by you! ~if pic was made by you but is of somebody else pls make sure its ok with them.. ~i am not responsible for a reward for anybody who is in the photo...only the person who made and submit it! Contest will begin once I have some entry's.... So do you want in? If so pls comment and send me a link to your entry! IN ADDITION IF YOU SUBMIT SOMETHING MADE FOR ME FROM MY PICS YOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY GET 2,000 FUBUX
Dingo The Family Dog
UPDATE! Well today at was Dingo's last day with his family, it was celebrated with a neighborhood walk and loads of Beggin Strips (i skipped the M&M's)took a pic of the kids with him on our walk and Adam got to hold his leash for the 1st time. I was a sobbing idiot, and my darling son the Rock of Gibralter..with insight that surpasses his age 5 fold. He says "Mommy, you can cry, but cry because you are happy he won't be sick anymore, and he will look like he did before x-mas, and if there is a doggy heaven , then he can play with Terra." WTF? coming out of my 6 yr. olds mouth. So we got back home and Adam said a tearful good bye to Dingo, and Becca finally broke down and cried and they hugged him good bye. I took him to the Vet cried the whole way while he coughed with his happy wind blown face out the back window. When we arrived at the Vet, they took us right in the room and brought the massive relaxer cocktail shot in and as he ate the rest of the Beggin Strips, I sat with h
Our Wedding Rings.
so chris's mom and I just picked out the wedding bands.as you will see below. I think its reather lovely..and love the design.. Honestly I would have married him with a cherry ring pop.. but these are beautiful. we'll keep ya'll posted. thanks everyone for the wishes thus far. later days Natasha xo
Shitty News
will today i went in for my normal chemo therpy but be4 i started i wanted to talk 2 the dr. I was curious why i was doing so many scans and mri's and bone scans. she told me that they cannot kill the cancer cells in my lungs can only control them. she also told me i wasnt suppose to have live this long from stage 4 colon cancer and what i hav been thru. she said that only 8% live past 5 years and she doesnt see me living that long. I can not accept this no way in hell i been fighting this shit almost 2 years to let her tell me im dying. Im gonna get a second opinion a thrid , fourth whatever i need to fine some1 who can tell me something better and that they can help me beat the sicking diaease
August 1, 1981
No not that easy. The first video on MTV was "Video Killed the Radio Star" the second was "You Better Run", here's the question: What was aired in between these two videos?
Germaphobe
Ok so I admit that I am a bit of a Germaphobe, I am the type of person who washes his hands before eating or preparing food and I ALWAYS wash my hands after going to the bathroom. I guess spending 15 years of your life with a Registered Nurse as your wife could have some positive effects on your hygiene. Now I know what Most of you hoytie-toytie people are thinking, youre thinking well I wash my hands after using the bathroom tooK Fact of the matter is that more than 60% of Americans dont wash their hands after using the bathroom and running your hands under water for 2 seconds doesnt constitute for a thorough cleaning either. Aaannny-who the reason I am writing this blog is because I was at our local DMV the other day and went into the public restroom and As I walked in There was a man walking out of one of the sit down stalls. It was obvious what he was doing in there because of the extremely foul odor that was lingering throughout the bathroom. He proceeded to walk right
Dream Slut
Every day this week I've woken up with a waft of rememberance. The theme is reoccuring. It has to do with dating/life partner/things of the like. This morning upon awaking the memory was of a class room. The teacher, a burning beacon of raw sexuality, was going around the class about to announce who he was going to take to dinner that night. Finally his fineness declared the lucky girl to be me. Shortly thereafter I realized I already had a date with another teacher of equal orgazmic proportions. And then I woke up. I do believe this makes me a dream slut. My mother was right when she said I was destined for great things.
Spreading The Retardation
The city turned off my water yesterday for maintenance on the main lines. Naturally, I came home to rust colored water. After using the facility a few times I discovered that my 'deposits' were actually making the water lighter. I think I need a life.
Twilight Zone Continued....
Saturday night, I went out to Fogo de Chao with a group of friends. My favorite MEAT place in the universe. After two margaritas, I was placing a giggly phone call to a friend. Laughing hysterically. You could call it a 9pm booty call. But without the booty. Two things were brought to my attention. One is that Easter is in March. What the heck? Where have I been and on what planet? Why is it in March. And won't the Easter Bunny need mittens and boots? Easter is in March? I repeat that several times because on my non-booty call I must have said "I know, I know, I know!" at least a dozen times in the conversation. Apparently I didn't know. We drove to Boys Town. I love going there. Tons of bars and clubs. Hours of dancing without the groping and drooling. Those boys love to dance and I love dancing with them. After all, us girls just want to have fun. But, to my shock....my night of dancing was going to be cut short. When did they decide to have the time spi
Our Deepest Fear
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. - Marianne Williamson *happy hour drinks for commenting this entry :) ♥ my friends
Yay 4 Godmother! Xoxo 2 All!
Thank You ALL so very much! I am going to spend tomorrow returning love, rates, gifts and comments. I am super sleepy and my pillow is calling my name. My Auction is open and I will update it first thing in the morning! Go bid and have fun! XOXO PebblesinAZ
I Need 50,000 Comments
hey y'all, I have entered a giveaway, and there is no time limit!! i need 50,000 comments to win 500,000 fubucks, 3 day blast, and a bling pack! so please help me. show me that you love me!!! thanks love to all Stacy /> she needs some help to get her giveaway done Stacy aka 'CuteFaceWithAChubbyWaist(ClubF.A.R.&FuAngels) 50,000 comments for $500,000 fu bucks plus a 7 day blast plus a bling pack....no time limit.... (repost of original by 'hott poppy' on '2008-03-26 14:20:00')
03-25-08 (cabin Fever)
Hope this finds you with plenty of sunshine and clear thoughts as well as skies With the crazy weather around here as of late: Snow drifting one day Sunny Skies the next ... I've started to get cabin fever! I've always had some little alarm go off {inside my head} when March rolls in ... Now the rebirth of nature is being awoke with the morning chirps from our vacationing songbirds. Perhaps a new chance will fulfill our winters longings. Sweet blossoms spring, and the smell of freshness unleashes memories of past growths & changes the never last. Colors faded from the coldness, burst from the shades of gloom that still linger about. With the shine of br
Mystically Addicted World Tour
This table has a background image 1. Must Fan, Rate, and Friend all staff and members of the tour. (if you are already friends and have rated anyone. Just send them a shout saying you are taking the tour. 2. When you are done with the staff and members, you must go into Mystically Addicted Lounge and become a member and meet all the staff. 3. Once you have done that. You will be added to the Lounge List so people can add, fan and friend you also. 4. We are doing this for people to help level and meet new people, It wouldn't be fair if you didn't follow the rules. 5. Having fun is most important. So enjoy meeting new people and besure to check out the Mystically Addicted Lounge, Drinks will be serverd at anytime. 6. IF with in a week a person as not responded to your request please make sure you get back with me and i either talk with them or remove them .. where here to make many good friends ..... Texashubby-tech_&_lounge_designer@ fubar G_ w M$
Thought Of The Day..
...Thought of the day...thought I'd share..lol
Check Out My Wonderful Fu-owner
I am proud to say that for one month, I am Fu-owned by the ever so sexy.... 'Wildly Purrrfect ~WildCat~'. She is a super sweetheart and a great friend to have. If you don't have her as a friend yet, please go by and show her some love and tell her that I sent you. And if you have already had the pleasure of becoming friends with Ms. Wildcat, stop by her page and drop her a comment and again, tell her I sent you. Wildly Purrrfect ~WildCat~@ fubar
Please Read Shadow Levelers
I just want too ask for all of your help. WHen you are visiting your friends profile and you see someone close too leveling that you want too help. PLease leave there profile link on the homepage. This is too make finding level ups easier. Sometimes I go and look and I dont see anyone and you all wanna level someone. This way we all can meet new friends and help alot more. If you dont know how we level please look on BooBoos Blog on How we operate too find the amounts we level on. Im asking one more favor please on the homepage please dont leave profile comments this page is for those needing leveled. I will be deleting all those today only so we can keep track of who needs leveled. Thanks for taking the time too read this and for all your help in leveling Fubars. I also want too let you know im keepiong this page too levelers so i wont be excepting friend request unless its a levelers.. Have a great day
I Can't Even Imagine.
One of the little boys in my neighborhood is in a coma. He is around the age that kids are in 5th grade. The cutest little boy ever, very sweet. He and 3 of his buddies had a neighborhood yard work business going. They took care of 4 yards plus their own. He was either building a dirt bike ramp on the hill, or something and 2 tons of dirt collapsed on him. He's the youngest out of the family. I started crying when I heard this. His poor parents. ************EDIT******************** I found out the neighbor kid was burrowing under the stable in the backyard and the sand collapsed on him. I don't know why he was doing it, if his parents knew he was doing it, or how they found him. He apparently suffered a (single) fractured rib, and had a concusion, which he passed out from, having been trapped under dirt, and passed into a coma from the concusion. I'll know more this weekend when I go home. I plan on taking the family some flowers. This happened Wednesday nig
Sat 04-26-08 (conga)
Saturday, April 26, 2008 Being I've been away during this grieving period I thought I probably should drop an honest blog in here before tomorrows "Birthday Begging" and shameless self promotion ... Strange how the two meet at the most inopportune times, that being the celebration of ones birth just as another's has perished. Both for me always brings me to reflection of the past. The two: Life and Death, are assured to be linked for each cant exist without the other. We all are born and part of life is death -- guaranteed! All born with an expiration date, We just dont know when it is ... I've excepted and lived with - loved ones dying most of my life, (far-far too
Trying Something A Little Different ...
Cupcake and I thought we would try something a little different for fubling giveaways. You will definatly have to self bomb and if you want to bring any of your friends to help that is great. here is a list of family members we entered in giveaway. Faithful1 Berrymuffin TaTa Cupcake Butterfly Dark Kitty Sharon Sam Smitty Chickie Newccy Evonne Choppie Imcrazybitch Shannon Cheri Stephani Lynn is hosting it and it will be in her folder BLING Sale. Folder will open at 6am fubar time, and you have a week from open to get 3500 comments. most of us have multiple accounts and friends who will help out.. I also will use hp to help out everyone i can. We decided to do this cause we couldnt figure out who to put in it. If stephani lynn isnt on your friends list already you will need to rate, fan and add her.. folder will be open to friends only. Her is link to her page. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar hope we all have fun with this. i know it is different then what you are use
Well Its Funny To Me....
Reason #2
Because you don't kill me when i Quote ICP, and not only dont you kill me, but you still fornicate with me; & I can seemingly cock block myself, and you still give in.(Unless i want you to FIGHT back!)
Fuckin' Emo Can't Get A Grip
I wrote her this letter, not sure why. and not sure why I want to share it here of all places: Dear Dawn, As I write, I combat an all too familiar form of melancholy, compounded by frustration, and smothered by genuine uncertainty. The backdrop to this scene is one in which I sit at the PC, with a perpetual frown, and the occasional tear that leaches freedom and streams to a fate at my chin. I am in sweatpants, and at a further glimpse I might appear comfortable. As you might imagine, i am not. The thoughts of hunger and sleeplessness compete for attention, but I am not inclined to indulge either, strangely--but normal--or so I've heard. Everyone I've talked to said not to write you. Then again, much like the 3 day rule, I feel like being heard; Though, I myself don't think it will resolve anything. It makes no sense. In the stroke of one breath, you told me that you loved me. in an exhale, you told me that I parallel your ex, and this dissolves our compatibility. I have
May 7-8
Morning May 7. Sunny day, sunny mood plans and thoughts of the upcoming b-day. I need concentration. Need to remember to do this and that. Yes. Hmmm.... No. Ok. Worktime's over. Going home. Watch - 3.20pm. Key to the home door. It doesn't fit in. Hmmm... I call my hubby. No, he knows nothing. I go round and see partly opened windows of our flat (second floor). My heart starts pumping. Shit shit shit (do not dare reporting me for these words, I'm sure you'd have pronounced sth more vulgar even)!!! I call my hubby again. Then his father, then 112 (police). No, I'm not imagining things. It's real. Come please. They all come, we open the door. Thieves had gone. Some mess around. WTF the mess. No money, no gold (my earings, bracelets, rings, pendants...), no laptop with all my sentiments in it and some important data and docs. I don't care for money. Give me my memories back. Oh yeah, I sit on the floor and cry. Fuck those thieves. God, deprive them of their memories and souvenirs too. I b
Me And My Hubby On The Phone Lmao
hey ya'll...So i finally got my hubby to leave me a voice comment on my player..I had to threeway him and coach him through it LOL...Its soo funny..There is something he says that u wont expect LMAO...Just click play and go to the first message afer my intro!. THE DATE ON THE MESSAGE IS 05/11/2008, 04:07 PM incase someone else leaves one. Enjoy Our retardedness! Here is his link incase you guys dont know who he is! lol. ?Smokey Bea??.AsH.WeeE's R/L Hubby@ fubar
Sunday 05-11-08 (hugs)
Sunday, Mothers Day May 11, 2008 Hope YOU that had reason for celebration, did so with joy. And those that had no reason to give cards or flowers had an equally fun-filled and or fulfilling Sunday! All was good on my side of the screen. Mother enjoyed her meal & the family popped in to see her in sporadic fashion. Which makes it easier for her to chat with them that way - opposed to the all at once pandemonium that ALL the family gathering at the same time can cause. (lots of us) So a good gathering and happy exchanges ...
Huh...
hmmm - ok anyone else notice that the HH host has "Melissa ur my everything"???? Do i know this person? LMFAO They live a few hours from me... hmmmmmmmmmm
It's About Time...
"Life is a series of choices. Today yours are good ones" Hmmmmm I'm feeling more human, maybe it's right.
Urban Dictionary
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you. 1)Your name?: Miranda noun school girl by day, stripper by night god, that is so miranda! 2) Nickname? Kiri Iranian government in general. What a kiri country. 3) Relationship status? confused See George Bush George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president 4) One of your friends? Justin Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful. 1:Hey, honey 2:Hey 1:I bought you some flowers 2:Your such a Justin, I love you!! 5) What Should You Be Doing? packing Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm. 6) Favorite Food?creampie lmao Internal cum shot; Act of ejaculating inside pussy or asshole. Also the moment after the internal ejaculation, when the cum drips out. "... and then I ejacu
It Never Stops :(
Dear Friends: Please send this to any person or rescue that you think can save Poor Fluff, Golden Ret./ Chow Mix or any animal at this shelter. They are closing for renovations tomorrow and all animals will be pts (Put To Sleep). Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 8:45 AM Subject: FW: Poor Fluff-North Carolina-Senior-His home burned and he will die tomorrow!!!! Look at Fluffs Pics Attached above!!!! http://www.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=10889779 FLUFF We think this poor old fella belonged to folks whose home burned to the ground. He and several other pets are now homeless and in need of your help - and quickly! This guy is sweet and very scared. Shelter is closed for renovations on Wednesday May 21. This one needs to be out before then! My Contact Info Bladen County Animal Shelter Elizabethown , NC
Not A Waste
"No life is a waste, the only time we waste it the time we spend thinking we are alone." --the Blue Man in Mitch Albom's 'The Five People you Meet in Heaven We would all be good to realize this more often. xoxo Me
Nsfw Or No?
Okay now, I caught this on my homepage...is this NSFW?? I'm not saying, I'm just saying......oh hell........what say YOU..??? Nsfw or no?
Oh It's Been So Long......
Oh it's been a minute since someone filled my inbox with a bunch of stupid...but since it's happened...damn it feel good. I was going through withdrawls n shit... So, here is the email thread......read it bottom up: *Cracks knuckles....* Here we geeeewwwwwwww!!!! In reading this, my first thought was that dude would fuck anything with a hole. Noo, not because I'm just anything but more because his opening line was talking about wanting to fuck me. No hello, who are you.....nothing...just offered it up. That already makes him a dumbass who should probably be standing in line, using a number at somone's free clininc, getting tested for some shit. He better be careful who he offers that dick up to before he catches a chick who burns him so bad, his shit will melt like candle wax...... Ummm k, at least he's honest enough to admit that all he is interested in is a sexual encounter. With his approach, I am sure he's getting lots of action in the right and left hand var
Tom Waits
So I just got the email from my brother.... WE GOT TICKETS FOR TOM WAITS IN EDINBURGH!!!!!!!!
Wii Have Fun
Bobby*: Man, I only use my Wii® once a month. Me: Well, you should talk to your wife about that. Bobby: I did, I said we should do it tonight, but she said she was tired... Me: *Breaks out laughing* Name changed to protect the innocent
Tues 05-27-08 (computerless World)
- - Tuesday, May 27. 2008 Computers ... computer problems ... That's the only thing I can think about - Seems fitting that it's my Topic for Discussion ... I've been experiencing computer issues for months and each time I fix something -or- think I fixed something It's either not what was wrong or something else GOES wrong! My RL is in shambles - but, thats not my issue -lol - It's because its so screwed up and outta control - That my salvation is by taking a break from said RL things, Is to relax in the cyber world -here- at the
If You Have Been Tagged... Read My Blog And Then Write Your Own! - Kelly + Jades Game Lol :d
I was tagged by Kelli :) Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself , at the end choose 5 (or more) people to be tagged, list their names and why you tagged them. Don't forget to leave them a comment saying "Tag! You're It!" and to go read your blog. You can not tag the person that tagged you so since you can't tag me back let me know when you are done so that I can go read YOUR blog answers! 1. i have always wanted to be famous........ i know its not going to happen... i love the spot light though... LOL you could of guessed that 1. 2. I really want to go to America because i have made some friendships that will last forever...........x 3. my fav colours are colours of the ocean.......... 4. i once was bitten by a spider when i was 10yrs old which almost took my life.. 5. I break a glass everytime i do the dishes... soon im going to have none left! LOL no wonder i have to kee
Cliche "fubar" Blog
So, ok, my picture scrolled by on the top. Happens often while on this silly site, so I have learned to expect the sudden onslaught of attention that is directed toward my profile because of it. Typically, I get a bunch of friend requests (16 so far, this time), and, of course, my shoutbox explodes: Random Guy #1: heyyyy Random Guy #2: gorgeous Random Guy #3: sexy body Random Guy #4: wassup mami you fine Random Guy #5: im cumming to vegas next month. wanna meet up when i there? I get that often Random Guy #6: hi One nice one Finally: Random Guy #7: i could eat the corn outta your poop. Oh...no, no, no, NO!.Why did he have to go and say that?
I Want A New One Too!
Is everyone getting pierced lately? I have a couple friends who went this week to get tummies and nipples, and then Hanna mentioned she got her nose done. I want to be part of the cool kids, too! Trouble is, my body doesn't take so well to being pierced. Although, getting my tummy done again doesn't sound so bad.
Help Me Please Help Help Help
anyone know anything about pools? yea i know i got a late start on it. shudup! anywho.....i have an above ground. i didn't winterize the son of a biotch and well i need to drain it and start the fugg over. problem is i don't know how to drain it. i had a friend over yesterday and we kinda rigged it to drain. it drained about 2 feet and lost suction. it took us 2 hours to figure that out tho. and i know there is an easier way. i just don't know what it is. anyone have any ideas? or know how to do it and can explain it to me? please! i will love you long time!
Unholy Confessions
Ok Guys.... This Goes Out To My Unholy Family...First Off, I Would Like To Apologize For Neglecting The Lounge Recently But Honestly I\'m There More Often Then You Might Think. Ive Been Going Through A lot Lately And I Know A lot Of You Have Been As Well. I Found Out Tonight That I Might Be Losing Internet At Any Time And I Will Be Leaving Here In The Next Week Or Two. I Wanted To Take This Opportunity To Let You All Know What You Mean To Me Before Its To Late. I Hold Every Last One Of You In My Heart. In The Last Year That I Have Gotten To Know You Guys, You\'ve Became Closer To Me Then My Own Family In The Past 35. Unholy Confessions Brought Us All Together And A Lot Of People Have Come And Gone But I Would Spill Blood For Every Last One Of You. As Far As Unholy Goes It Will Continue To Be Ran By Management I Only Hope That It Will Remain Long After I\'m Gone. This Is Our Home Guys, It Is What Brought Us All Together. People Don\'t Realize Just How Much Work Goes Into Creating A Suc
U No U Wanna...
I need your help. Im in a contest for 25K comments and am way behind. Let's get together and help this hottie out!!! Just Click the PIC below!!!!!!!
My Mother Is Dying.
My mother is dying. It’s not pretty. It’s not patient. It’s not silent nor unseen. It’s disturbing and unsettling. It’s rambling and shaking and repetition. And it’s happening quickly. My mother’s birthday is March 13, every so often Friday, March 13th; an omen, a gentle warning of nothing more than a day of celebration of my mother’s birth. This year my mom’s birthday fell on the Thursday and that’s okay too. I took her to dinner. She held my hand as she got out of the car. She held my arm as she walked and she clutched me with both hands as she climbed the wooden stairs. When I was a child, I used to jump stairs. I used to scale stairs. To get to dinner, I used to leap stairs. She fed my face, she wiped my mouth, she washed my hands. That night, with my mom, we climbed stairs. Much harder than before. “It’s okay,” I’d repeat after each step, “Almost done.” She held my attention as we talke
Making Up New Words
If a plane slides on a wet runway, is it considered hydro-car-ing?
No Rest 4 The Weary
Anyone who knowz me personally knowz that whenever i do anything, i put my all in2 it, no matter what it iz. For the past 3 dayz i have been tearing down and rebuilding an outside deck for some friendz of my momz. I havent done physical labor in a long time, though i use 2 be a foreman at a job that required very physically demanding work, so its not that i am a stranger 2 manual labor. Right now im worn out. Physically and mentally im on my last thread. The heat of the dayz haz robbed me of all energy and contending with the pain from my head 2 my toe makes "effort" a bad word. I still have my drive 2 do thingz....but i cant...even writing this blog iz requiring so much from me im not sure i will finish it. Luca waz right yesterday when she said "U arent made for this type of work", .....physically, no im not built 4 it, but my heart iz perfect 4 it becuz i put every ounce of me in2 it az if it were a matter of life and death 2 finish the job. I'm sore and im drained and i just ne
3g: Rate Photo/bid On Me.
" *RATE MY PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Please ask other people to rate my photo too. :D Thanks babes! Please rate my photo so I win first prize in the auction. Repost this if you'd be so kind. Thank you!!!!!! :P Auction has been extended until further notice due to complications involving the pc of the auctioneer. :P
My Lil Girlz Mom.......
Ok so here i am Big Bandit and about give all yall some in site of the type of love a father should for there child and wantin a better life for that child. what I am about to put n this blog is real shit that is happening in my lie as we speak and I am taken word for word from a police report on my lil girls mom no I will put her name but plz believe when I say damn I want my kid ans will die to get her plz leave comments Humboldt County Sheriff aresst report on 6/22/0 Mrs.------ was was arrested for teh folowing Pos. of a control substance poss. of a control narcotic transportation and sals poss. of concentrated canibus poss. poss. over 1 ounce of maijuana poss. of a controlled substnce without a perscription violation of tres of probation carryin concealed weapon and carrying loaded firearm and child endagerment. Ummm she's out on bail right nw and we had court because my daighte
Messages From Beyond
I get into the office and notice I have a new voice mail, I punch in my digits and the message starts to play and there is no talking, just music in the background, I thought "Weird, what song is that" and after about 30 seconds or so trying to pick it out, this voice comes on "Well I still ain't heard no tone yet, how cans I leave you a message if their aint no f@#kin' tone" then a bit more music, then the message stopped. Drunk dialing can be fun.
06/27/08 Funnies Check Back Things May Be Added
What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift." Cooter Definitions of the Week! 1. cooter back When you can see a womans inner butt cheek from standing in front of her. The butt cheek behind her cooter. Most of the time it is when women are wearing really tight, really short shorts. In a Sentence: When she was standing on stage the audience had a very clear shot of her cooter back.
R.i.p. To My Fiance And My Daughter
JANUARY 1st 1979 TO APRIL 16 th 2007 & APRIL 1st 2006 TO APRIL 16 th 2007 THE STORY I RECEIVED A CALL FROM MY FIANCE WHOM IN WHICH AT THE TIME WE WAS ON BAD TERMS AND SHE HAD WENT BACK TO HER HOME TOWN WHICH IS IN LIMA OHIO WHERE HER MOTHER AND FATHER LIVED SHE ASK HOW AND I SAID FINE I HOPE YOU ARE THE SAME SHE SAID KEITH I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL U AND I SAID WHAT IS IT AND SHE STARTED CRYING SHE SAID I HAD A LIL GIRL BY YOU AND I NEVER TOLD U BECAUSE I WAS MAD AND I WAS IN SHOCK AND THEN SAID WELL U KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOU THAT I NEVER HAD A FATHER AND I WANT TO BE IN MY CHILDS LIFE AND HAVE A FAMILY UNLIKE MY FATHER AND MINE SO WE TALKED AND TALKED AND THEN SHE SAID IM GONE COME DOWN AND WE CAN REUNITE AND U CAN SHE YOUR LIL GIRL CUZ I KNOW THATS WHAT U ALWAYS WANTED WAS A LIL GIRL GOD GAVE ME MY WISH AND HE ANSWERS TO MY PRAYERS SO SHE SAID I WILL BE LEAVING OUT IN ABOUT 2 HOURS SO ABOUT THREE OURS LATER I CALLED HE
Dammit Violets....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I prefer cappuccino to coffee. 2. I would rather be sleeping...lol 3. I love 80's hair bands:) 4. I have PMDD...and it sucks! 5. I would rather hang out online than go to a bar. 6. My fave place to eat is Taco Bell. 7. It drives me nuts when people dont respond to me. 8. I have never tried lobster. 9. I think bald is sexy:) 10. I like to be outside when a storm is coming, especially if it has a threat of a tornado. and now, the moment you've all been waiting for... I tag: Whoremaster Mel Reeka Silver Dolphin Sweet Turtle
Holy Shit!
And I *keep* seeing it!!!
Piece Of Fuck
my 400 gig external hard drive dropped off my PC top, not even 1 foot, onto just wires, and now it wont work. just makes a beeping noise. 10 years of pictures i've taken, 60 gigs of porn, movies, tv shows, programs, tons of shit, the PC wont even recognize its plugged in. maybe its just the external case, fuck.
Hancock
What can I say? I love it. I really did. I am not sure if I want to discuss too much because if you know too much it might ruin some parts or the movie as a whole but it was just a great movie. It was funny. It was exciting. It was sexy. It was romantic. It was cute. It was suprising. It was sad. It was just a really, really good movie. Go see it.
Wanted
Ok. If you are weighing whether to see Wanted or Hancock....go see Wanted! I loved this movie. It had a two action scenes in particular that were as cool as anything I've ever seen. One was a car chase when Angelina first shows up and meets Wesley and the other was when Wesley goes on a rampage near the end. I wont tell you much more about the movie because it's best watched if you don't know many details but the action is good, the story is somewhat interesting, Morgan Freeman is excellent in the movie and Angelina Jolie is smoking hot as expected. I highly recommend this movie. I think it's been a great summer of movies so far and we still have Batman, Hellboy and a couple others coming up!
Send Him Love
This a good friend..Chef Jay. Chef Jay@ fubar He has been down for the last week with a migraine. It's really bummed him out. He's resting now and will be going to see the doctor tomorrow. Could you do me a favor? Send him a couple fu-gifts (or what you can spare) wishing him well. He could really use the uplift. Thanks. From Me. ♥
Haven't Had One Of These In A While.
->CARNIVAL O...: Oh because I won't go, OMG COME HIT ON ME BECAUSE IM A DESPERATE SLUT!!11!!ONEONE!!11 No. I've got better things to do then have pathetic pieces of shit like you hit on me. I go after real men, not trash like yourself, so back your scrubby ass up. And hun, I haven't been single in years. I'm too high quality. ->CARNIVAL O...: FUCKING LMAO CARNIVAL O...: no wonder you single your profile is big turn off thats glen dirty, md for you Well shit. A MuMM had been made, but it didn't last long lmao. I stand beside what I said. You don't like my profile, then fuck off. You don't have to read it, you don't have to rate me, you don't have to fan me. Blah blah blah. I'm not here to impress people or pick up dates. I'm here to harass shit with my friends lmao.
Invisible
I am invisible...don't worry I don't expect you to notice I am around...it's not as if I don't allow everyone to see what I do so you wouldn't get alerts..you know I am really tired of it actually. Very tired indeed. Besides that mumms suck! I'm shutting off the shout box...bunch of half hearted convos in it anyhow. woe is me..later!
Chasing Cars
Now there is not much for me to say here, besides, this is one of my favorite songs on my Ipod. Plain beautiful..nothing else to say, but enjoy... ps, thats where my status "chasing cars" come from...for everybody that left smart comments whenever I use the status..lol.. Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars - snow patrol
Midgets
Post your midget here! Points FTW! Love, Mel
Auction Entries
Have You Ever Wanted To Own A Bad Girl?? Now Is Your Chance.. So Come Bid On These Bad Girls.. They Want You To Own Them. If You Don't Want To Own A Bad Girl.. Then Give Them A Rate. Kept In Corsets Pink0228 Mistress Broken Lovable Lil One Morticia Miss Honeypie Meagan aGEM4life Ticha BiBabyGirl
Go Away Fat-face
so its all good and fun right? ERROR: this user's permissions don't allow you to do this. if you want to add this member to your 'blocked' list, click here. what a fuckin' pussy.
Fantasy Island Rules
Feeling Down
It is rare when I feel down because of nostalgia, but I've been looking at my old pics of Russia, and feel really fuckin nostalgic. I wish I was there right now, driving to my village house or hanging out downtown with friends. Or having week long vacations *sigh I wish I could get up and go back for at least a month, but thats so not possible. Not until 2010 :(
Ugh
Had a bad day... again... ready to rip someones head off of their shoulders... after stabbing them in the throat with something sharp... between work.. and then a friend snapping at me because i asked him a question.. i am in a BAD mood
My Happy Hour...
With little notice, its tomorrow night at 7pm futime...hope you all can be here for it, but its really the only time I have free....
Cajun Sausage Dressin'
For those of you that are not "in the know," dressin' is Southern for stuffin'. And yes, The "g" sound at the end is VERBOTEN! I made some last night for my friends and it went over very well, so I thought I'd share the recipe. Feel free to do the Scott Thompson "Sausages" routine from Kids in the Hall while making this, cause I did. And if you don't know KitH, you suck ass. The awesome thing about Cajun is that you can make like the most gigantic pot of it ever and eat it for like two weeks. You could also add and subtract at will, every recipe can be easily halved or doubled. I was only cooking for three of us and wanted to have some food left over for myself for the next two or three days, so I'll put in my proportions of ingredients, but you can do whatever you want. 1 pound sausage 1 onion, chopped 1 green bell pepper, chopped 6 stalks celery, chopped 1 can diced tomatoes with chilies with liquid 1 small can tomato sauce 1 can corn with liquid 5 scallions, chopped
Happiness???
What if the thing that would make you happy in turns destroys the lives of those you love? Do you seek your happiness while making others unhappy or remain miserable, smiling and pretending life is wonderful? Just having an emo day. =[
Guh!
Ok so at work.. this guy calls and says Guy-I was supposed to be there by midnight.. i won't be there till 4am Me- Ok sir we do not guarutee them that late but i will put that you are requesting late arrival.. you will still have to check out at 11am. Guy-ok.. how about you go check me in and wait for me in my room Me- or not guy- ok well then lets get drinks me- i don't drink.. Ok sir it is changed for 4am arrival. hope it isn't canceled when you get here... Guy-ok CLICK *dial front desk* Friend at desk- thank you for.. me-hey cancel this reservation before he gets here.. he tried to get pervy with me friend at desk- hahaha go figure.. ok i will cancel it in the first set me- alrighty then see ya in a bit! THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN i log in.. and see this bigthickdic became your fan! new friend request from 'bigthickdic' received! bigthickdic rated you a '10'! bigthickdic just checked you out! what is wrong with
Moving
as many of you know, im moving to wisconsin/minnisota area right on the border, well im going to be staying with my neice for a little bit there while i find a job up there and stuff, and she dont have internet, i will try to find ways to get online in any spare time i have to do that, like librarys or whatever, i will also be on my yahoo from my phone from time to time, but if u dont see me around dont worry, i'll be back as fast as i can love my friends so please dont forget me
Taking A Break From Fubar
As some of you may have noticed I have not been around that much lately. I have decided to take a little break from fubar. I have a really crazy work schedule right now and a few things to take care of in real life. I hope to not be gone for long but it will be for at least the next two weeks. I will log on to check messages. Also I may be logged on but there is a good chance I am not here. Some of know how to get a hold of me so don't be afraid to call :]. I will miss you all terribly while I am gone. Peace, love, happiness and good health to you all. Much love, Trish
Insensitive
Insensitive - Jann Arden How do you cool your lips, after a summer's kiss? How do you rid the sweat, after the body bliss? How do you turn your eyes, from the romantic glare? How do you block the sound of a voice You'd know anywhere? Oh I really should've known By the time you drove me home By the vagueness in your eyes, your casual goodbyes By the chill in your embrace The expression on your face told me Maybe you might have some advice to give On how to be insensitive, insensitive, insensitive How do you numb your skin, after the warmest touch? How do you slow your blood, after the body rush? How do you free your soul, after you've found a friend? How do you teach your heart it's a crime to fall in love again? Oh you probably won't remember me It's probably ancient history I'm one of the chosen few Who went ahead and fell for you I'm out of vogue, I'm out of touch I fell to fast, I feel too much I thought that you might have some advice to give How to
Wha?
wha? sitting alone with time and wine and trees... thinking that nothing means love like listening.. and nothing pretends like thought... words discuss and impress... they hide and decide.. and once, when given a moment, they slip slide into that deeper movement with skin pressed to air.. when moment is there and that is.. this nothing... the best gift i've ever been given... is all else that gives us excuse to be true...with that 'oh so not me' subtract contract. but there is the who behindand we all know....why we search for excess.... it's in hearts hurting, mind bending, scab picking messiness.. its in hope sinking, love making, heart breaking... it's what makes us.. it's in where we hide...velvet and suede....rough edges..torn hems... it be where this me meets what i can't see..and why in the wide open we hide... and sit I now smoking..and still..past the addiction is the feeling... alone, to be... on a reservation i learned what smoke should be. i do not
08/23/2008
just placed a bid on spotlight Next spotlight: Aug 24, 2008 Current high bid: 8,001,500 fuBucks i have 8,203,032 fu-bucks other night i was out bid by 200 friggin dollars.. so come on people help the Condom out pretty plasee
My Brain Hurts
I suck...i missed one. It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?............... A. 2. 4 letter word.............................. ants 3. Vehicle: ...................................acura 4. City / Neighborhood: ...............altoona 5. Boy Name: ...............................adam 6. Girl Name: ................................. ashley 7. Occupation: ................................ 8. Something you wear:..................anklet 9. Food: ..................................... apple 10. Found in a bathroom:...........aspirin (well not in my bathroom.. but someones) 11. Reason for Being Late...........alcohol 12. S
I Iz Not A Genius....
You Are 59% Tortured Genius You are very smart and a little bit tortured. Like a tortured genius in training. You're brilliant enough to see how screwed up the world is. Just don't let it screw you up! Are You a Tortured Genius?
Price Of Admision
............shannon made me do it .....but i still loves her .........20 fu-bucks and ill let you view for like ...........5 days....... ...........50 fu-bucks ......and ill let you veiw for like. .......10 days .........100 fu-bucks and ill let you.....veiw for like ...... 3 weeks or some crap and if you let me see your dirty pics.......ill let you see mine........FOR LIKE 100 FU-BUCKS lol
The List
Hmmmmm.... I rated a friend's pic today and commented and I got this message.. "Error. You are now on the list." EEP! What list are they talking about? Am I in some kind of fu trouble?? :( I can't bear it :p
Blast From The Past
Teachers Need Monitoring to Improve Their Skills (Straight) Jay was your average divorced guy in his forties. He was a world history teacher, in the same high school where he played football, some twenty years ago. He was going over school notes, getting ready for a new school year. He pauses when he sees a memo labeled Special Attention Teachers. He goes on to read that there will be an observers from the school board, who will randomly sit-in on classes, to study teaching habits and student inter-actions. He thinks to himself, all I need is some busy-body spying on my class. On the first day of school, the teachers are told the observers will not interfere with classes. The observers will have desks placed a few feet behind the main class, behind the view of the students. They are to just sit in the back and take notes. Jay is still not happy with the idea, but he is given no option. He thinks it is difficul
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Fuck, fuck and fuck again. Two long messages and got that both times, lost everything. Oh, and excuse my french...
True Story For August 23, 2008 - Strip Club Visitation
True Story August 23, 2008 Stars Cabaret, Salem, Oregon We pulled up into the driveway of the Stars Cabaret in Salem, Oregon nestled between a McDonalds and the Phoenix Inn just off of Interstate 5 at exit 256. We noticed there was a sign at the entrance of the driveway that stated that NO COVER CHARGE WITH A HOTEL KEY. So as we entered the club and stepped into the foyer, my husband showed our hotel key to the hostess and she said, You may choose wherever you wish to sit. Cool we saved $12.00 right there. It took a more than a few seconds for my eyes to get accustom to the dimly lit interior of the club but one thing my ears had no problem getting used to was the loud music that was being played. As my eyes adjusted to the lack of light I then noticed that there were three stage areas with a pole in the center of each stage. Around the stages was a raised bench-like portion of the stage. On the outside of the stage area for each stage was several chairs wit
Bling This Woman!
Would somebody please give this woman a bling pack so she will quit freakin whining??? Mel@ fubar LOL...♥ this chicky:)
How Far Have I Come..... (aka 1 Year Post Gastric Bypass)
April 27, 2008This blog was inspired by the song "How Far Weve Come" by Matchbox 20. In that song its speaks about how far people can come, it asks how a persons life would be view by others and it made me think about how far I have come in the last year.If I can back up for a second... On July 31, 2005 my life almost ended. I was rushed to the local hospital with lung failure and I fell into a coma for 4 days. My family was told I would probably not make it out of the coma. I was 674 pounds and thought to be a dead man. But I was not ready to die and God gave me another chance. I spent 59 days in the hospital and lost about 120 pounds during my recovery. I started to walk again and began my fight to regain control of my life. I decided to have a weight loss surgery and began the long process of approval from the insurance companies. One year ago on April 27, 2007 I had a Gastric Bypass Surgery (GBS) at the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia. I weighed 529 pounds on
Collide By Howie Day
The dawn is breaking A light shining through You're barely waking And I'm tangled up in you Yeah When I'm open, you're closed Where I follow, you'll go I worry I won't see your face Light up again Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind I somehow find You and I collide I'm quiet, you know You make a first impression I've found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind Even the best fall down sometimes Even the stars refuse to shine Out of the back you fall in time I somehow find You and I collide Don't stop here I've lost my place I'm close behind Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills your mind You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide
Found This,thought Id Post It(from Off A Site)
I Love You, but I'm Not IN Love With You Cliche Relationship Lines, when and why we use them I love you, but Im not in love with you. It was completely clich, yet for some reason it was the perfect fit. I couldnt think of any other way to describe how I felt to my boyfriend besides that. No, I wasnt short on words. I could have gone on and on about how we were a good match, but I just felt like something was missing. I cared for him deeply, but I knew that he wasnt going to be the one. For whatever reason, when it came time to come out with the truth, thats how I said it. Why is it that we fall back on these recycled phrases to explain our completely individual feelings? Is it that were familiar with the meaning of them, and therefore have a better idea of gauging our partners reaction? Or, do we just fall short when it comes time to saying what we really mean? It all boils down to feelings. We might as well call it the f-word. People always seem to be split on this
Mah Slogan :)
Your Slogan Should Be Put Up with Jenn or Put Up With Anything The Slogan GeneratorMah Sl
What Country Are You?
You Are China You adhere to the ideas of loyalty, honesty, sincerity, and duty. You respect authority and age. You believe in social harmony. You are big and bold. People consider you to be someone with a lot of potential. You are coming into your own right now, and you are figuring out your place in the world. What Country Are You?
Apc 3 Libras
threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back, a name in your recollection, thrown down among a million same. difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed and passed over when i've looked right through to see you naked and oblivious and you don't see me.but i threw you the obvious just to see if there's more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy. here i am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded. but i see through it all and see you. so i threw you the obvious to see what occurs behind the eyes of a fallen angel, eyes of a tragedy. oh well. apparently nothing. you don't see me. you don't see me at all.
Les - Help Her Level Plz!
This is LES! She is an awesome and strong lady! ~~LES~~@ fubar She's only around 246k to Fuberlord!Please go help her level!Thanks! This Pimp Out Brought To You By: Mel@ fubar
Keep Her In Your Prayers
No one ever knows when something so serious can strike someone close to you. It was brought to my attention that a dear member of P.h.a.t.t.y Girls/Lovers, and Fubar, is fighting a hard fight with cancer. ww讧l$l~$l$w~ll޺Glzǵlb@ fubar Our prayers go out to her and her family, because she will soon be undergoing surgery to help aid her in becoming cancer free. I would like to wish her luck and a speedy recovery, so she can return to us here. I personally ask everyone that reads this to say a prayer and pass it on to a friend so they can say one too. The prayers of one sometimes seem to go unheard, but how about the prayers of many. Fubar, please keep her in your prayers and thoughts!!!!!! imikimi - Customize Your World Sarah McLaughlin - In The Arms Of An Angel (City Of Angels Soundtrack).mp3 -
Hey All Members Read!!!!!!
Guess who is home i am so glad to have him back and also glad to have lori back home so please go welcome him back we going to tie them both down this time luz you both..... Welcome home you two so glad you back
Freebies!
You've just been awarded 255 points for being online! This is the second one I've gotten in about an hour. Are they ramping up the free points? Or should I feel lucky and go buy a lottery ticket?
What Donut Are You?
You Are a Boston Creme Donut You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you. But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft. You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily. You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. What Donut Are You?
Ice Cream
You Are a Cookie-Browine-Sundae Totally sweet, delicious, and comforting. You are a total glutton for... everything! What Kind of Sundae Are You?
Louisiana Hurricane Drinks!
Like Louisiana REALLY needs a reason to drink.. oh well here we go.. read the descriptions... hehehe MANDATORY EVACUATION 1 1/2 oz. Absolute Ruby Red vodka 1/2 oz. vermouth Clamato Prune juice Combine vodka and vermouth in cocktail glass. Fill remainder of glass with equal parts Clamato and prune juice. Stir. Drink. Ask next-door neighbor whose fichus tree blew over and crashed onto your roof - even though you'd warned him for months to uproot it - if you can use his bathroom. Repeat. ================================================== ========== CATEGORY 5 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. tequila 1/2 oz. rum 1/2 oz. bourbon 1/2 oz. gin Sweet-and-sour mix Splash of fruit juice Combine vodka, tequila, rum, bourbon and gin in a tall glass. Fill remainder of glass with sweet-and-sour mix and splash of juice. Stir, then garnish with an inverted drink umbrella. Drink during peak storm hours, and vow not to believe anyone who tries to tell you the hurricane that flooded y
Going The Distance-cake
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, Engines pumping and thumping in time. The green light flashes, the flags goes up, Churning and burning, they yern for the cup. They deftly manouver and muscle for rank, Fuel burning fast on an empty tank, Wreckless and wild they pour thru the turns, Their prowless is podent and secretly stern. As they speed thru the finish the flags go down. The fans get up, and get out of town. The arena is empty except for one man, Still driving and striving as fast as he can The sun has gone down and the moon has come up, And long ago somebody left with the cup, But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns, And thinking of someone for whom he still burns. He's going the distance. He's going for speed. She's all alone, all alone in her time of need. Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course, He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse. He's going the distance. Yeah! No trophy, no flowers, no flash
Idaho Needs A Spotlight
Give up the fu bucks to this lovely lady and you will receive something even greater in return I just wish I knew what that was... All comments/suggestions cost 10,000 fubucks, paid directly to IDAHO, the best broad on fubar!
Rip Kept In Corsets
RIP Whitney...You will be missed SO much. I ♥ you! ---------------------------------------- Woman killed in Lawrence County crash Wednesday, September 24, 2008 By Daniel Malloy, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette A woman was killed when the car in which she was riding pulled out into the path of a tractor-trailer in Lawrence County last night. Northwest Regional Police Chief James Morris said Whitney Jo Maguire, 21, of Ambridge, died in the crash shortly before 7 p.m. at Routes 551 and 422 near Edinburg. The driver of the car, Shawn Geisinger, 22, of Tarentum, and Ms. Maguire's 2-year-old son were taken to a hospital for treatment. The truck driver, Daniel J. Hill, 33, of Brackenridge, was not injured. The crash closed Route 422 for five hours. First published on September 24, 2008 at 12:25 pm http://www.pittsburghpostgazette.com/pg/08268/914646-100.stm
Shock And Saddness
You know people say you can't find true friends online or have true feelings for people you have never met face to face. I call bullshit on this because of this woman. She was an amazing friend and I am still in shock over her death. Please remember her family and her son. Woman killed in Lawrence County crash Wednesday, September 24, 2008 By Daniel Malloy, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette A woman was killed when the car in which she was riding pulled out into the path of a tractor-trailer in Lawrence County last night. Northwest Regional Police Chief James Morris said Whitney Jo Maguire, 21, of Ambridge, died in the crash shortly before 7 p.m. at Routes 551 and 422 near Edinburg. The driver of the car, Shawn Geisinger, 22, of Tarentum, and Ms. Maguire's 2-year-old son were taken to a hospital for treatment. The truck driver, Daniel J. Hill, 33, of Brackenridge, was not injured. The crash closed Route 422 for five hours. First published on September 24, 2008 at
Harsh Reality
I awoke this morning to the sad realization that I have lost a close and dear friend. It's kinda sickening to know Whitney will never pop up in my shoutbox to babble about her day or our favorite TV show. This has made me think and reexamine my life and the actions I do. I hope everyone who is important to me knows how much they mean to me. We may not talk everyday but I do love each and every friend I have made here.
Levelers Please Read!!!
I was gone tonite and came home to drama!! Apparently one family member decided to make a rude comment to another family member on one of their pictures and it caused us to lose a member and another member is pending expulsion. Actions like this will not be tolerated!! As a member of the Rating Revolution you will respect other family members. If you dont like another member because of blah blah blah then keep the comments to yourself. There will be no blocking of other members!! If this happens then action will be taken immediately and will result in removal from the family!! This is suppose to be fun and if you cant have fun and just want to start trouble then dont let the door hit you on the way out. I hate posting blogs like this but some people dont get it!! One member deleted their account and another member asked to be removed all because of a rude comment from a fellow family member!! As stated in the rules anybody that starts drama or trouble will be out PERIOD!! You
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Auction With A Difference
LMAO @ this song Hi everyone, I'm hosting an auction with a difference. The difference being that the offers can only be blings or bling packs. I thought this would be another good way to help people get auto 11 blings. The auction will start on Wednesday 15th October but will have no end date. In other words, you decide when you want me to close it. There will no entry fee but you must be on my friends list to enter so please rate, fan and add me before sending me your entry. Bidders do not have to be on my friends list to place their bid, but they are free to rate, fan and add me too. Auctions are a great way to make some new friends and have some fun. I have 48 entries so far but still have room for a few more. If you're not sure how auctions work - you decide what you want to offer and send it to me and pic link (not animated), then when the auction opens, you pimp yourself out by telling your friends, making blogs and bulletins with your auction pic lin
Camping Shamping :/
So my camping trip sucked balls. I guess this video was a prelude to how the trip was going to end. I look like a boy!! We left home late. When we got to Woods Canyon Lake and there were NO camp sites available. So we had to go north 12 more miles to find a nonpaying site. No outhouses, no water...fine whatever. We were ON THE RIM. Our campsite was next to a cliff. It was FUCKING AWSOME and cold! No trees to block anything. 30mph winds and 35degrees at night. It was cold but I loved it! Took me awhile to get used to it though. However, everyone else...HATED IT!. We (they hehe) set up camp, then went to bed!! No one wanted to start a fire or make dinner. Fine. We all went to bed. All night it sounded like jets were taking off next to our tent. The wind was THAT loud. No one got any sleep. Other family members were suppose to meet us up there but when my mom called (fuck roaming charges!) and told them how miserable they were, everyone siad "uhh, we'll make it next
Compliments From Merci's Blog:)
Brad Paisley 5th Gear Online I work down at a local delivery service And I drive an old ford I still live with my mom and dad I'm five foot three and overweight I'm a COMEDY,ACTION fanatic, mild asthmatic But there's a whole 'nother me That you need to see Go check out FUBAR. 'Cause online I'm out in P I'm five FOOT 3 and I look damn good I drive a BARND NEW SHORT BED PICK UP , I'm a FIREFIGHTER And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I LOVE THEM 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat With two women at one time. I'm so much cooler online I'm so much cooler online. I get home I kiss my DAD And he fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my HP In real life the only time I've ever been to L.A. Was when I HAD A DREAM [ Brad Paisley Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ] To play tuba in the Rose Parade. But online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein I've been in G
Fake Account
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19k To Level A Member
~* SouthernChix *~ Hillbillys Wife~* Clutchs BestFriend *~Rating Revolution~*@ fubar
I Really Dislike This...
I am trying to save back some money so I can move out of my parents house and Christmas is coming up, so I took on a 3rd job. I barely get to see my kids as it is, but now it seems like I won't get to see them at all.... Somebody please send me a winning lottery ticket.... I go Friday to get an MRI on my leg...I have no idea what is wrong with it, except it hurts like hell! I wont know what is wrong with my leg until Monday, but if it needs surgery, it is going to have to wait until after the holidays... so basically, 3 jobs PLUS school...and have to do it all while in pain.... This should prove to be interesting...
Woot!
Whoop there it is! whoop there it is..whoop shackalackashackalackashackalacka... Ok, how many of you boobs have this song stuck in your head now? :P
Not Tellin.
Auto 11s. She has them. :P Not tellin @ fubar
Gawd, I'm Bored
anyone wanna entertain me????? i kinda wanna go to the store & buy Rocky Horror, but idk, wanna show me your bewbs????
21k To Level!!!!
"DJ" Ramsfan33 " ENFORCER @LEGENDS SALOON@ fubar
The United States Of Obama
WELL I JUST WANNA SEND OUT A BIG OLE THANK YOU TO ALL THOSE WHO VOTED FOR NOBAMA AND THANKS FOR SPREADING THE WEALTH AROUND TO THOSE WHO ARE TO FUCKIN LAZY TO GET OFF THEIR ASSES AN GO TO WORK THEMSELF...HE MIGHT BE YOUR PRESIDENT BUT HE AIN'T MINE NOR WILL I EVER LOOK TO HIM AS OUR PRESIDENT....AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED WE THE PEOPLE OF WHATS LEFT OF THIS GOD FOR SAKEN COUNTRY NOW HAVE TO DEFEND OURSELF AND TAKE OF OURSELF....I HOPE GOD HAS MERCY ON ALL OF YOU WHO VOTED FOR THIS MAN AND I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR HIS KIND OF CHANCE CAUSE ILL NOT GIVE UP MY GUNS NOR MY MONEY TO SUPPORT THE LIKES OF LAZY ASS PEOPLE....SO YOU ALL GO RIGHT AHEAD PRAISE THAT MAN FOR WHAT EVER REASON....BUT DON'T BE BITCHIN AN CRYIN WHEN HE TAKES YOUR RIGHTS AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU'EVE WORKED FOR GAWD DAMN RIGHT IM AN AMERICAN REDNECK AND ILL STAND TRUE TO MY COUNTRY COLORS AT LEAST WEST VIRGINIA STOOD BEHIND MCCAIN/PALIN WHICH IS MORE THENI CAN SAY FOR THE REST OF THIS UNGODLY COUNTRY!!! AS IN THE SAYIN I
Do You Have Gaps In Your Knowledge?
There Are 1 Gaps in Your Knowledge Where you have gaps in your knowledge: Art Where you don't have gaps in your knowledge: Philosophy Religion Economics Literature History Science Do You Have Gaps in Your Knowledge?
35k To Level To Insider For Family Member
Goofy Girl Adv Mgr @ BAD@$$ RadioThe Zone.Head G & P @ Club Erotic.H.RR.G룧.Fufiance to Tickles@ fubar
Delerius!
He has auto 11s and is under 800k to Prophet! Please help!!! Delerius @ fubar
Bewb/mewb Auction
Entrance fee is 50,000 fubucks Your hostess and host candi?assRadio X show
Whats Going On...
I'll tell ya what's going on lol...My kids sperm donor is a jerk and had the DSL turned off...I've been on strike at home since, and he's ready to break lol...I should be back online in the next couple weeks, I miss everyone so much...The only way I'm able to get online is when I take my son to basketball and I pick up the wifi at the local motel parking lot...I wanted you all to know why I haven't been returning comments, is cuz my time on here is very limited and when I get back online I will let ya know...Love ya my bishes, Tina
Navy
It amazes me when people get so proud to be...in the Navy. I believe the Navy is for pussies that never made it into Marines. I mentioned it to one of the lover boys that wasted his night talkin to me at work (at the hotel), and he got a lil pissy about it, explaining the dangers of being in the Navy and going through training. I said that Navy is for boys, while Marines is for Men.
Raped Weekly...
....why would someone do this? Better yet, who the hell would check in here? Maybe some of our more Fu Famous dudes on here have a VIP card to this place..anyways, enjoy this random lol and hope everyone had a good weekend...I'm off to football land...if anyone takes offense I apologize. Rape is not funny, but the fact that someone would let this happen is.
Phone Number
got this random in my SB, where's Allah when you need him?? patrickbush12: hey baby wana call me huh here u go 602-861-9076
Hello
Today was a good day. I was off work and thoroughly enjoyed a day not spent in bed. :) I signed in to check messages and see how everyone is doing. I hope everyone is happy and healthy..or atleast one of the two. I am not staying signed in long but maybe if you are quick you can catch me before I go :) Have a great night everyone ♥ Denise...what's fu-owned? *stares at the bar tab confused*
Just Horrible
There's a cousin of mine round at the moment having a chat with my mum, who's her aunt, or something weird and confusing like that. But anyways, the point. I swear on my life this woman has the most horrible voice known to man. Not only that but she shouts pretty much constantly, even when you're about a foot away. I'm upstairs and can hear her still over music. And that's not mentioning the laugh....oh dear lord that laugh. It's horrifying beyond words. But yeah... I had to escape, was getting a headache.
Trying Something New
Many of you who know me know I lost my dad earlier this year. It has been tough and last Friday was my birthday and it was a very emotional day for me. When I was a little girl my parents always came into my room and woke me singing Happy Birthday. After I moved out of the house they would call me at the crack of dawn and wake me singing in the phone, well this year there was no call. Knowing I will never hear my dad sing to me again made me very sad. Last night I received a Bday card from a very special young lady who left a comment 40 & Fabulous and we chatted. I teased with her that I was old enough to be her mom and she said her mom WOULD have been 40 this year. At that point we continued to chat about losses and she made me feel better. Sometimes you want to understand how someone feels but until you have experienced the same loss you can listen but not know they pain in their heart. We all join the trains to get to meet new people so I would like to start one
~gg~
This is GG! She is an awesome friend, beautiful woman and a strong lady! ~GG~@ fubar She's just a little over 500k from Godmother!Can you take just a few moments of your time and drop her some rates?It'd be much appreciated!Thanks! This Pimp Out Brought To You By: Mel@ fubar
The Waiting Is The Hardest Part...
crap. I finally heard back from the plastic surgeons. I have my evaluation for reconstruction scheduled for Dec. 5th. Dammit, another 11 days to sit and wait to see what can be done, while my cancer multiplies. I apologize in advance for being freakishly moody. Even more than usual.
Pimpin' Jimmie...
Alright, my "son" is a member here but complains no one visits his page. *sigh* So I mentioned one day I'd "pimp him out". So, go visit and bomb his page =P Tanks much!
My Gf Is For Sale
go own her!!! she's got awesome tits
Dyke
Have you ever had a nightmare so bad, you woke up totally freaked out, remember every detail of it, and it left you in a nasty mood? Here is hot it went: I am laying in bed; it is my bed and my bedroom, but the whole house is my grandpa's apartment in Moscow. I wake up from sleep, and this huge bulldyke is standing over me. She starts trying to pick me up from the bed, and I tell her I have to go to work. Then she gets out a huge pink rubber dick, and says she is gonna have fun with me first. I can't move, and she picks me up from the bed. When we are in the living room, I notice that my hair starts to turn into these nail-like arrows, and I pull them out one by one. After that, my teeth start falling out, and I am removing them all from my mouth while looking in the mirror. I am totally freaked out, and she calls my dad. I am trying to talk to my dad, but I not only not have any teeth, but can't move my jaw. That was the freakiest part of the dream because it was so
Fubar
so it seems the only way to have anyone come to your page is if you have auto 11s...and i don't really care about points right now. Not that i'm asking for rates or crap, but fuck, i'm i that big of a bitch you can't say hi or something? i guess i'm just emo today
Leveling Blog 150
The BullDogg@ fubar 23k to level
Leaving
It's that time again I'm afraid. The holidays depress me and my babies are growing up too fast and I'm oblivious in the computer chair while it all passes me by. Don't get me wrong.I have been spending way less time on here. I am aggravated with auto 11's, people shouting you that dont even drop a comment or rate on YOUR page but want you to hit up THEIRS. People NEEDING VIP's or blasts, trash talking people over bullshit drama. It's just all very old. I did a history search on my paypal and i have spent $2,190 on this site. That's no HH's mind you but that is just insane. I could have invested in a good car for my 15 yr old for that.I could have done a lot of different things with that. And for what? MOre page rates? A high rank of 16 and 13 legend? wow! Like that did me one bit of good in the REAL world. My oldest graduates in May, followed by 9 weeks basic training in the army in July, and then over 6 months in AIT after that.So in all actuality whether he remains safe or not
Out Of Surgery - Doing Well
Thanks to all my friends that have expressed their concern and shown their support prior to my procedure today. I just wanted to let everyone know that I made it through procedure. It went very well and I should be on my way home very soon. I am with family now and I look forward to seeing my Fu Family very soon. Skin graft will be at noon CST on Wednesday 12/3. Things went really well and Drs are very pleased with everything so far!!! Thank you all so very much for your wonderful thoughts and prayers. Will update more tomorrow after surgery. Luv...Deb
Chosen!
I went shopping today and got my New Years Eve outfit This dress in black.. with THESE shoes in RED! I am thinking either silver jewelry with red stones.. or maybe just some earrings with a sparkly red thin scarf around my neck... maybe some black tights if it is chilly
Guy Fieri
I ♥ this man. *sigh*
Ya Know....
Doing alterations on a dress that looks like you couldn't fit your leg into is not healthy for your self esteem... ffs...
Thanksgiving--another One Bites The Dust
A holiday that should have been enjoyable and memorable, a completely genuine and innocent invitation turned into a childish need for attention and acceptance, a friendship built from shoutbox and pm conversations around shared hurt and hopeful compassion leaving nothing but a bitter taste in my pixeled mouth. Its sad when a person tries to reach out a hand and make somebody else's life just a little bit better, a person who only wants another to smile and know they are cared for then gets slapped in the face with that same intention. As some of my true friends may know last year at Thanksgiving i lost my brother to suicide. It was an extremely heartbreaking experience for me as it would have been to anyone who had lost someone they loved. Well to this day i still hold a lot of guilt and pain about not being able to help him, i still feel like maybe if i had listened more or paid more attention to the signs that he would still be here today. My brother was my best friend, my protector
Ack!
Horndog!!! just checked you out! and his status? Thick, Hard, and ready for the Weekend EEWWWWWWWWW i feel dirty
Lmaoooooooo Crack Is Whack..
CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. A 25-year-old Detroit-area man literally spilled his guts to police and was arrested on a drug charge after officers found crack cocaine in his vomit. Police said the man swallowed the drugs after a short car and foot chase Tuesday about 20 miles northeast of Detroit. Clinton Township police caught and were questioning the man when he threw up the crack cocaine and other contents of his stomach. The drugs were picked from the mess. The man was jailed after being arraigned Wednesday on a controlled substance charge. He has requested a court-appointed attorney. LMAO I would of hated to be one of those cops LMAO
Good Morning!
I don't like morning people :( The only reason I don't like them is because I can't be one. I sooo wish I could be chipper and happy in the morning and just kinda bounce outta bed and solve the world's problems before breakfast. I wonder what determines your polarity towards being a morning person or not? I'd sorely like to get it switched.
Sexy
How NOT to pose plz submit your pics :()
This Person
claudia ADORE@ fubar rate her and stuff NOW! and i'll show you my nipples =D
Jarring
1 guy 1 jar on muchosucko.com
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Mariner94@ fubar 17k to level
Finals
Last Thursday I took my psychology test. Top 10 grade. No biggie. =P I THINK I passed my english class. If i don't i am going to die. I do NOT want to take english again and then FINALLY take the course that is required of me. Blah. Anywho... Woooo, what a day. I took my biology and math final today. The biology exam pissed me off. My professor did NOT ask me ONE question about global warming or the water cycle. yet he kept bitchin' about it during class. Argh. Anywho, I think I passed with D. hehe. Next, my math exam was pretty good. I knew most of it but one fucking problem was pissing me off. I think i got that one wrong but i KNOW i'm passing with an A. hehe.
Let's Become A Better Group Of Friends
Thanks For Tempting Enchantress For This...If Anyone Has Anything That They Think Should Be Added ..Leave A Comment On This Blog.. This is just a few things I thought of. You may want to add or alter in some way. But, just something to make us a closer group. SARGE'S BAD GIRLS I know this is not a leveling group but, for us to get to know each other better and really be a great group to join. Not, just another label but true BAD GIRLS. 1) Do we really want to be BAD girls? How about a folder of 25 pics of BAD girl comments? One day a week should be dedicated to re-rating profiles and at least the one folder. 2) When we have a BAD girl leveling, we should all rally to her page and help her. I know we all want to level but it does not have to be anything crazy just show sum luv if not possible to rate all her pics. 3) Who can make bulletins for the BAD girl leveling? Have a designated pimp out BAD girl. 4) Your blog link with our BAD girl listing could be on our
Thank You !
I want to thank all my friends for their prayers, texts, email, kind words, and gifts. Your support and knowing you are all here praying for me and my mom is helping me push through this awful time. I cannot express how grateful I am to all of you for being there. Things on my end are not settled yet. I am looking forward to returning to the FU and all my friends, but I did not want to miss telling you all I wish you a blessed and wonderful Christmas and have the best upcoming New Year. Picese1971, Makin Whoopie, Okiwa002, Rock Angel, Toxic Sin, Katz, Clayto, Monsoon67, Twistdbuttlfly, Lost, you are all some awesome friends THANK YOU *HUG* You all have no idea how much I value our friendships and love you. Forest & Momma Brenda xoxo
Pill Counter 2
I work in an independent pharmacy with less than 10 employees altogether. There are two owners...both with their own crazy lives (mostly involving neurotic gf's and wives) as well as the cashier and 2 other techs besides myself. The cashier and one tech are older (67 and 54) and usually I refer to them as "the b*tch twins." They are conservative morons who know nothing but complaints. The other girl is 20. She's just a moron. Today, a guy came in to pick up a couple of Cialis. For those who don't know, Cialis is sort of like Viagra but has a longer duration (36 hours). We filled his script, he paid, and out the door he went. The younger girl then turns to me and whispers "I don't know why [he] is getting Cialis. He's gay." I just stared at her blankly for a moment....I was trying to figure out the intent of her joke. She says, "what?" I then realize she's not joking. I reply "uh, gay does not mean celibate, f*cktard!" and sort of look at her oddly. She says, "well, what doe
Merry Christmas Too All...
Click to Get Code!Get More Comments Here Christmas is more than just presents and good food, its a time to reminisce about what this day meant as a child. Some have lost the spirit of Christmas and even sadder some may never have had it and its to those i say smile because one day you will realize its been inside you all along. Take the good things and the good thoughts this holiday brings and hold it within your hearts all year through. Most of all remember its not the joy others bring to you but the joy that you bring to others that leaves your hearts open to smiles. Merry Christmas and a Happy New year to each and every one of you. ♥ Psyche
Work
I work in a call center for a resort and casino here in my city. I do a variety of things there, but on top of that I am a VIP agent... that means I actually work on the casino floor in the VIP lounge. I am expected to uphold standards that most of the people in the call center do not have to do. there are about 6 or 7 of us in the call center that are VIP agents. They are downsizing my department. going from almost 30 people to 12 MAXIMUM. If they choose to keep people by seniority then I am going to get fired (well probably transfered to something else). I like my job.. the only other job that I would love there is a Casino Host. Anyway.. I was put as a casino host for 3 days last week... which was cool as all hell... i loved it.. had a blast.. I also was put as supervisor in my department for 2 days because we didn't have one. Why? i dunno! There were people in there that had been there longer than me! I still don't know if I am on shaky ground or not with my job. I
Drunkiness
so i'm kinda drunk right now. exsuze the seeling. spelling even. so today i went to my ffrrrrineds. we had a ilittle bonfire going and i decided to play my frist game of beer pong I WON! woot. anywho, we all wanted somet tacos so we got in the car and left first we went to my house to pick up some tamles to eat then when my friend stopped at the light she didn't completely stop. a cop saw that and pulled us over BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG cop asked us if we'd been drinking we said no then told my friend to get out of the car. she had to do that breathlizer thingy and she failed hqahhahahahhahahhahahhahahaha she's only 18 like me (she had two beers, i had one) the cop let her go ticket free. we bought are tacos and left hahahahah wht a night. ooooh, i also had two shots another beer and vodka yum.
Leaving For A Bit
HI to all of mine and Harley1961's friends..Harley will be gone from dec 30 and i will be off and on till jan 2nd.THEN WE BOTH WILL BE GONE FOR AWHILE....WE will be moving and starting our life together and yes for REAL...so WE want you all to know you all will be in our thoughts and WE will be back just not sure how soon..WE hope our true friends will NOT forget us..But WE want you all to know this as well..WE are going to be sooo happy and WE have alot to do..So with this said..please take care , love much, be happy, keep smiling, and WE will be back as soon as things settle and we get our internet back up and running.THANK YOU ALL ...SMILES ....Love and Many Hugsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...HARLEY AND ROSE UPDATE...12-31-08....HARLEY IS ON HIS WAY TO ME SO HE WILL BE IN MY ARMS THIS FRIDAY..YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :) :)..HE SAYS ...OUR NEW YEAR WILL BE HEAVEN AND HE WISHES ALL OF HIS FRIENDS THE VERY BEST AND...WE BOTH WISH YOU ALL A VERYYYYY HAPPY NEW YEAR
Lmao.
So a dude that I met on a dating site found my profile and here...He hasn't spoken to me since....HIS LOSS! Rofl.
Excuse The Fuk Out Of Me?
UGH I have been friends with this guy for FIVE YEARS and today am told that since he was falling for this girl really hard.. he couldn't be my friend anymore WTF IS THIS SHIT is she THAT insecure? i mean ffs.. he lives 8 freaking hours from me now.. how the HELL am i supposed to go do anything with him? or is it HIM? is it that HE can't be friends with females when he has a girlfriend? Thinking back... he has made disappearances before.. i assumed he was busy.. but was it that he had a girlfriend and just COULDN'T be friends with me? i have NEVER slept with the guy.. have never kissed the guy.. never ANYTHING with the guy but because he has a damn girlfriend i lose out on a damn friend.. WTF IS THIS SHIT!??!?!
Throwing In The Towel
In life you have to know when to admit defeat and when to throw the towel in. I got the message that my VIP is gonna run out in a few days. Sounds to me like I need to take a break from here. Or at least stop getting on here so much. I really need to focus on myself and my health right now. When Wii fit says my age is 39 then I know I've got some work to do. lol. So I'm going to be going to the gym or out for a walk during the time that I would waste on here. Also, the new semester is starting up and I need to really focus on school and work. I slacked off on my paperwork at work and it shows. I could have done a lot better. Sometime tonight or tomorrow I'll get on here and refund all of you kind people that sent fubucks my way. I really do appreciate your generosity. I just think this is not the time. Not to mention, did you look at the spotlight today? 35 million?!?! And tomorrow's is already up to 35 million. And I really don't like asking for help from people when so many
Twilight Levelers.............
Beware of the Twilight Levelers cauz if u fuck up u are out and they show no mercy. they don't give people second chances, it's like they don't fuck up. So beware!!!!!!! well the friends i had that were Twilight Levelers have been deleted, good riddance to u all. ya'll are nothing but a bunch of high and mighty yuppies!!!!!!!!
Gives You Hell
I wake up every evening, with a big smile on my face And it never feels out of place And your still probably working at a 9 to 5 pace I wonder how bad that tastes When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell Now wheres you picket fence love And wheres that shiny car, And did it ever get you far You've never seem so tense love I've never seen you fall so hard, Do you know where you are And truth be told I miss you And truth be told I'm lying When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well Then he's a fool, your just as well, hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself Where'd it all go wrong, the list goes on and on And truth be told I miss you And truth be told I
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So, my 2 year fu-anniversary was on the 3rd of January. Two years of this shit, you know there's something wrong with me...
Must Read For All Bad Girls
I Have Been Informed By Quite A Few Girls That There Are A Few That Have Not Been Fanning & Or Adding Everyone...You Were All Informed When Joining That I Did Require You To R/F/A Everyone... So Everyone Needs To Make Sure That Everyone On The Bad Girls List Was Fanned & Added As A Friend.. ALL New Bad Girls Are To RATE FAN & ADD Everyone That Is On The List Before Them. Also A Few Of The Girls That Have Been Part Of The Group For A While Were Found To Not Be On A Friends List Of A Few Girls.. So This Goes Out To You Also.. New Or Old.. Please Make Sure To Fan & Add Everyone In The Group.. Thanks The Sarge
Dreams In The Night
Restless are the smoldering dreams of my soul Erotic images waken me in the still of night There is a fading vision of my soft velvety flesh Beckoning to be tasted and explored With fingers and kisses into the musty lust Feminine hands open the swelling lips Teaching the secrets of my arousal Inviting him into the walls of pleasure Showing him the wetness of my self pleasure Thrusting fingers in deep Stroking in and out they move Through the slick delicate folds Begging for his tongues devotion Moaning as he begin's to kiss Licking searching within Craving the bittersweet juices Legs draped over his shoulders My soft hands pulling him closer Back arched hips moving to each lick Nails raking his back as I reach orgasm which Explodes and runs down his chin Rising up he enter's into the slick folds Pulling me to him to suck on hard nipples Rocking gently in and out Hips building slick fiction Falling back I ride in total abandon Controlling
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SPECIAL K , N.J girl, FU OWNED BY BIGPOPPA@ fubar 21k to level
So I Get This Friend Request...
I was reading a friend's blog earlier (love you, girl) about how this guy who will remain anonymous (Dave) sends her such wildly creative messages like "hi" and "sup". here's her blog if you're curious: Perfectly_Inked And of course so many of you send absolutely nothing with your friend requests. So, on to my point...I get this request today: Richie And I'm stunned...lol So what is there left to talk about on the second-date? I mean, if he's serious, I'm sorry for the guy, glad he seems to be doing well...but it's a bit much for a 'Hello'
Good Luck Punks
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies. 2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. 3. Post them here for everyone to guess. 4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. 5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions. 6. No looking at my favorite movies on my online profiles (all 4000 of them). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1)I am the whirlwind. Dune, as guessed by Alice in Wonderland 2)A:What are you supposed to be, a clown or something? B: Sometimes. The Crow, as guessed by Morgan Le Fay 3)Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or - aren't you the kind that tells? Casablanca, as guessed by Alice In Wonderland 4)I was the first angel, loved once above all others... But like all true love... one day it withered on the vine... The Prophecy, as guessed by Morgan Le Fay 5)Dick Laurent is dead... Lost Highway, as guessed by Saint Sinner 6)Do
Next Two Bands Going Head To Head
Up this week is Disturbed's The Sickness against Godsmack's Awake. Voting starts tonight and ends Sunday January 18th at 5 p.m. eastern time. Don't forget to place your votes!!
Is It Wrong??
Is it wrong for me to want a man to wear a certain pair of my panties while he does housework? They are pink sheer boy shorts with pretty lil butterflies on them. Anyone have any cake? I suddenly have an urge for cake.....
My Family
i wanted to let everyone know my moms boyfriend is not doing well it could be days or weeks or months we have no clue but if im not here im with her and him and i will try to let everyone know what is goin on as best as i can...you are all in my thoughts please keep my page going for me and i love you all.... UPDATE JANUARY 13TH : UPDATE ON THIS SITUATION :THEY HAVE JUST GIVIN MY MOMS BOYFRIEND DAYS HE IS IN CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE. UPDATE: FAMILY DOWN VISITING I WILL BE HERE OFF AND ON SO HIT MY PAGE AND I WILL HIT YOURS. UPDATE ON MOMS MAN: HES REALLY NOT WELL STILL THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THEY ARE PUTTING HIM IN A HOME AND HES NOT KNOWING ANYONE OMG IM GOIN TO CRY AND IM NOT DOING WELL WE PUT HIM IN SCARBOROUGH MAINE HOSPICE GOSNELLE HOME AT 5PM LAST NIGHT..... ITS A MATTER OF HOURS BEFORE HE GOES BEEN UP AT THE CENTER AND WILL BE PLEASE ALL SAY PRAYERS AND HIT MY CELL IF YOU HAVE IT IF YOU DONT THEN HIT MY PAGE WITH ANYTHING YOU CAN THANKS FOR ALL YOUR P
True Raters?
Hmmm this guy is a member of the true raters, giving higher rates to those attractive people that deserve it ..... NOW, by no means do I claim to be a perfect 10, but damn ..... a 4?! REALLY?! rorytmeadows-=[TruRaters]=-@ fubar
Spirit Is Out Doing What Spirits Do
With all the NIGHTMARES that CHASE,HAUNT,TAUNT,TERRORIZE,my sleep, leaves me to waking with a deeep nausea,literally sick,puking,unable to find SAFETY....A STABLE SENSE OF SAFETY!!!!! and so felt it best to let SPIRIT go run, hopefully able to keep ahead of the demons that are out for what???......we dont know, dont want to find out,....so we wont be round... SPIRIT went one way, I....EASTBOLT..am going the other, will be back when its SAFE..... SPIRIT is out runnin' round with Best Friend...BRANDY.....I will just be blending in, trying to stay alive until the day comes when i FEEL and KNOW that it is SAFE, STABLE, and FREE FROM the NIGHTMARES and the DEMONS,that seem determined to get us!!!!! I pray to the GREAT SPIRIT to keep Spirit and myself, and the few who seem to also be in the path of them , SAFE and UNBROKEN!!!!!....we may get lil damaged, but as long as WE ARE NOT BROKEN than there is still a chance, and THERE IS STILL HOPE!!!! MAYBE I'M JUST A CRAZY BITCH, MAYBE T
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southernmocwboy@ fubar 26k to Level
Sign Up! Have Fun! Make Fubucks!
Starting tonight (Wednesday 1/14) through Saturday at midnight (1/17) I'll be accepting applications - Auto 11s will be on starting Thursday night for 24 hours... let's have fun!
What Kind Of Sweater Are You?
You Are an Argyle Sweater You are contemplative, brainy, and serious. You don't take much lightly - life is too important for that. You are a very determined person. You don't let anything stand in your way. You think out your actions and act deliberately. You don't waste time, money, or resources. What Kind of Sweater Are You?
25 Bling Or 1 Month Vip Auction...please Note Change Of Ending Time
Have done this before, time to do so again, of course all done to raise fubucks for spotlight for breast cancer awareness. Up for bid this time is your choice of either a 25 bling pack or a one month VIP subscription. As is the case before, if you send someone to the following blog: http://www.fubar.com/blog/224875/948724 They make a donation, say you sent them in that blog, and you win, I will knock 10% off your winning bid. Auction ends Sunday, Jan. 25 at 4:59p Central. Good luck and happy bidding....and of course, think pink. :)
Winners 1/20-21- Plz Rate & Comment
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED BLING RACE WINNERS: TEXAS HELLCAT Jggl_w Sexi Sandi *D.S.C* ~CHIINA DOLL ~ The Grand Prize Drawings for Over 4MIL Fubux. 3 Winners out of the 18 entered are .. 2MIL SherryMH 1 MIL sunsetlovera 500k Cheryl..just Cheryl 50 Entries, the 6 Winners of 150k FuBux Random Daily Drawing are: DAY 1 angel ~~Twisted Whispers ~~
I'm In Tears
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy,painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now ..... the wax.Read on......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, eat dinner, playwith the dog. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mindfor the next few hours: 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.' So Iheaded to the site of my demise: The bathroom. It was one of those 'coldwax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax. You just rub the strips togetherin your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to yourleg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I ammechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!?) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each otherstuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I getout the hair dryer and heat
Surrogated Warfare
Why chose to live in your hell alone?Won't you please let us stand with you?Your voice of knowledge, pain and tormentwill teach and bring understandingand maybe.. just maybe end the ignorance.Saving not only you.. but us.I see the torment in your actionsyour words so hauntingly scream for peacewith the utmost despair and no reactionsInside rages a war that the body has already fought.Behind those eyes of darklays a soldier's mind.Visions you hold replaying the scenes over and over again.I see the images come across your faceYour movements impaired.I reach out to you, asking you to share your pain.You fought for us, those that you never met.You fought an unseen enemy then and now.This is a different place and this battle rages on.In your mind, thoughts are rampant weapons.Memories and flashbacks are time machinesDestroying the sanity that you hold precious.Let me stand by you as you have stood in front of us.Defending. Fighting. Saving.Protecting at all costsA cost that is too much to p
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madebigguy@ fubar 14k to level
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WTɧT Ķ ~owned by SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC@ fubar 38k to level
Yep...
"Don't be overcome with evil, yet overcome evil with good" I was watching one of my fave movies "Man On Fire" with Denzel Washington and this Bible verse was used. I like it, and it's quite fitting. So easy to give in to evil.... So easy to let it eat away.
Llama Leveler Of The Day
sweet and sassy@ fubar All Llama Levelers will leave 100 pic. rates and leave a comment below that you have done so.
Fables Tv Show
Interview with Bill Willingham about the greenlighting of a pilot for a 'Fables' tv show 1. How have I only just heard of this? 2. Is this the worst idea ever?
So Bored!
When was the last time someone touched your ass? LOL, I have no clue. No one really touches it. Oh and what's your full name? Stacie Lynn. If you're special enough, you already know my last name. And what's your friend's name? Which friend? Speaking of names, do you like yours? Not really When was the last time you had a Gatorade? Years! I hate that crap Are your nails painted? Nah Don't you hate it when people paint their nails black to act all "goth"? I've painted mine black..but I didn't do it to act goth... Do you own an iPod? Nope What are some of your favorite bands? I like to many, not gonna even try to pick a few Who do you have a crush on? It's a secret ;) What are you listening to right now? The television So who do you love? Who do you trust? I love and trust my friends =] What was the last CD you bought? I have no clue When was the last
Get Your &hearts On Auction
I'm In Daisy Blue & LarryB's Auction...Come by and see what is being offered and possibly bid on me if you like...They have quite a few entrants in it, if you see someone else you may want to own for a month pls bid on them...While you're there, pls rate all the pics in the contest...Thank you for reading this...Oh yeah, click my pic to take you there bishes :D :P....
Not Just A Football Fan :p
I have noticed since my Football pool on here has ended, and football season is almost over alot of you guys feel like we have nothing to talk about now.. heheh I'm more than just a football fan, and hey, only 6 weeks til Twins Spring Training. :p Luff you guys
I Iz Happy?
Okay since my last blog seemed to bring people down.. (ty Radio) here is one that should get you in a better mood. HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY FUCKIN JOY JOY
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Michelle~R/L Wife of Miracle Monkey~Winterhawk~Native American Pride~Member of Llama Levelers@ fubar 36k to level
Two Times Now
I'm not sure if this is anything I should be worried about, seeing as how my laptop is only about 5 months old. Anyway, it just shut off by itself. I didn't restart it, I didn't hit any button to make it shut off...it just did. It didn't restart automatically, I had to turn it on by myself. Should I call Dell and tell them about it or is this something that happens with laptops?
Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life... New Group...
Carrie's Bad Azz Boys The purpose of this group is to promote the gentlemen of Fubar... There are several Ladies only groups... So, why shouldn't there be a men's only group? The gentlemen that wish to join should be serious about the following: * Being a gentlemen first... You can be a Bad Azz without being disrespectful... * Helping others achieve goals on Fubar... * Drama and hate FREE... * Willing to participate in group activities... * Having NO fear of rating other guys pages... Some of the ideas we have in mind are the following; * A folder on Carrie's page with ripped pictures of all the members, so others will have access to the link to members pages... * A folder on your page where you can keep tags and other pics that relate to this group... * Member of the Week... Each person will rate in order to help him level... This person will be listed each week as Carrie's #2 FRIEND... * Periodic auctions to help members get special prizes for
Fubar Fun Timeee
I have nothin to do til my Jimmy Johns sandwich gets here, soo... I got into it with some fat chick with a disfigured face. Well, she started being all snippy with me, and had to be cut off. Her mistake was tellin me that I'm butthurt that her husband "put me in my place" in another mumm (???) lol. I went to her pics, and low behold, it is some dude that used to hit on me big time, a while ago. Soo... I told her, she didn't believe... I left him a nice message *horns growing longer and longer
Fake Friends
Im so sick of people claiming they are friends and claiming that they care,when they truly dont care at all. Yes i know this is a site. And yes i have real life friends on here. But still,even though its the net you still develop friendships whether its down the street from you,next town over,or 2 states away. Im tired of people coming to me and complaining about shit that they know they can honestly fix if they took the time and cared enough to do it. But they run to someone that they call a "true friend" for a simple fix. Im sorry there is no such thing as a simple fix. If you want something fixed then you have to work at it and try to figure things out and talk to the person that your wanting to fix things with,not me. Im tired of being a friend when its suitable or fits into someones schedule. You want someone you can talk to and trust and confide in. Yet when you yourself are in need of a friend like that they are nowhere to be found or they put you on hold
Tewdope
She only has about 9,000 to level!! Purdy please help!! Thank you!♥ TewDope GILF@ fubar
What An Idiot
So I come back from an AMAZING parent/teacher conference to this....No Drama Q...: shut the fuck u p now No Drama Q...: i could care the fuck less about your profile ->No Drama Q...: and I have a question for you...do you know how to read profiles or do you just think you're above what it says? No Drama Q...: do u have yahoo messenger? ->No Drama Q...: .................what? No Drama Q...: i have a questionfor u ok?Now, I was the one blocked before he said "shut the fuck u p now". I really wanted to be the one to block him.
Tard Of The Rings, An Epic Journey!
It has been a loooooong time since I had someone last this long. Thank you, oh thank you Fubar gods for sending me this desperate Fu-tard. Finally, a worthy contender for my first tard post. This almost didn't happen, he stopped replying at one point completely, then just couldn't stand passing up the opportunity to talk to a real live GIRL. Anyway, have fun reading, and then we can all perv on my amazing cleavage. Top to bottom, even though it almost killed me doing it! ubarf: oh my great goodness!! you have some AWESOME cleavage! how much did they cost you to get those? ->ubarf: The reduction or the implants you seem to think I have? ubarf: rofl actually neither...I just said that to basically get your attention....what size are they now? do you enjoy letting them out to breathe? ->ubarf: You could have just said anything else stupid. Are boobs your favorite topic or just the one you think might get a rise out of me? ubarf: I like boobs...re you going to be one of t
Trailer Trash???
I WANNA BE TRAILER TRASH I'm tired of paying mortgage bills, utility bills, property taxes & rent! I want to live more simply, pack up the kids and move into a travel-trailer. I don't mind being called 'trailer trash', but I want to get your opinion. hmmmmm yay or nay to TRAILER TRASH!!!! peace baby
Deal Or No Deal?
m: JohnB31 [ HEAD ... (Please come and Join me In my new Lounge Synful De) Pittsburgh, PA subject: HI received: 02/18/2009 08:30 pm replied: no block this member Flag as spam want to make a deal Deal with the Devil?
Im Giving Shawty A Hot Dicking....
because she tagged me Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Im addicted to old time radio shows, old sitcoms and coffee. 2. i cant pinch people and pick things up with my toes 3. i always have great hopes and plans to do things, but they never seem to work out 4. i have a secret ambition to be a rock star 5. i want my house clean, but i want someone else to clean it =] 6. i think i will either be famous or infamous one day 7. i dont have alot of friends in real life because im afraid to open up to people 8. I love to bake, but (refer to question 5) cause i make a mess lmaoo 9. i love painting even though im not very good at it, w
Why The Hell Do All My Nightmares Involve Giant Spiders Lately?
So I'm trying to figure this out. Obviously, the title kinda says the WHOLE content of the blog, so I'll just flesh it out with detail. Every night the past two months, I've had some sort of nightmare. At least one. Usually two or three. That's why I'm ever so slightly more sarcastic in the MUMMs at times: LACK OF SLEEP. The infinite fury (haha, fury) has to come out somewhere, amirite? So anyway. Every single one involves a GIANT spider. I'm not afraid of spiders. They do not bother me. The only time they bother me is when they're near my bed. Then, they die. I actually think I've trained the spiders that live in my house NOT to go near my bed, because they no longer go anywhere near it - presumably, I've selected for spiders that don't like beds by killing every one that does. Anyway, spiders. Always giant spiders. The night before last I had this infinitely complex nightmare involving dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming and waking up not knowing if
Jugga What?
->Dj Lucious...: Youve stepped on toes, prepare for the shit storm. Your entire time here will be plagued by it. Might be YOUR war, at the beginning, but THEY, unlike you, are defending friends who have been incessantly attacked. Welcome to the Internet Hate Machine, Bitch Dj Lucious...: well this is my war so leave me be they started it im gonna fuckin finish it they need to be dealt with hell they even brought someones k id into it ->Dj Lucious...: Ask Horny about goatse...ask troy...I was around before troy came in, i was there before horny and monkey got together...there, through thier break up....im known, just not as this name Dj Lucious...: blah blah blah is all I hear you arent a juggalo mafia member hahaha rigggggggggght ->Dj Lucious...: Youre the sad, sad woman thats complaining about people not stepping up and defending you. Youshould look in the mirror and obey your own advice ->Dj Lucious...: If i start something ripe with faggotry, and a friend Does NOT thi
How Do I Know If I Am A Loser?
Everytime I turn around, I have people asking me....Hittman, Am I a Loser? So I took it upon my self to devise this questionare to help you answer the question. Am I a Loser? And don't worry if you answer yes to a few questions. Its all about how many yes's you have at the end. Lets Begin! 1. Am i currently employed? 2. Have I been unemployed for more than six months? 3. Am I over the age of 25, and still live at home with my mom? 4. Does my kids have to come visit me at my mothers house? 5. Do I have an internet connection that i have not payed for in over a year? 6. Do I own a biker jacket, claim to be a biker, and yet, i don't own a bike, and probally don't even know how to start a bike? 7. Do I have an ankle bracelet attached to my ankle right now? 8. Do I have more felonies than I can count on one hand? 9. Do I ask every woman i meet on fubar for pictures of her tits? 10. Have I ever been fu-married to multiple women at one time? 11. Am i gettin re
A List Of ... Thingies
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? female orgasms. What is something you have always wanted to try? hmmm. uhm. hrm. *thinks* that's a tough one. tried most everything I want to already. -.- What is something you have never done in bed before? errrrrr. I've never played hockey in bed. What time of day do you like to have sex? whenever. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? eyes. eyes eyes eyes. if not eyes, hair, and spine. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? less than a second. my fingers are radar-guided to necks and hair. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? makes me louder. I've had competitive roomm
Cherry Bomb Train Idea
Ok... I'm liking this Cherry Bomb... I so appreciate the friends that have used their cherry bombs on me... So, I've been sitting here thinking... Yeah... Stop laughing... I think this is a good one... LOL... When I ever get my tax refund check, if there's enough left after all the bills are paid... I'm going to buy a cherry bomb... To expedite the bombing of my friends, I'm going to set up a blog for myself like a train but with pic folder links... So, if you would like to be on the list... Leave me a message in my blog comments... And I will add you to the list and get as many as I can in one hour... Thanks bunches... Carrie
Public Transport
This blog is just going to be for random things I notice in the outside world. First off, public transport. Now, first thing I always notice here is how people arrange themselves, like there is some kind of unwritten rules. 1. Never sit next to someone if there is a double seat available (buses), or if there is a seat in between them and the next person, so as to leave a gap (trains). 2. On buses, if there is more than one double seat available in that row, do not sit directly behind or in front of the person. 3. Buses again, if you really do not want someone sitting next to you, sit on the aisle sit. Most people won't ask you to move. Now secondly, and the one that annoys me most. People will do their utmost to ram themselves onto the bus or train, regardless of the amount of people on there, even if the next bus or train will be there in one minute. That, i'll never understand.
'ello Ladies ;)
Hey gorgeous women.... Seems there is a chainsomethinganother going around round these parts.... so, here's the PoStaL spin... I ♥ you all! you are gorgeous, intelligent, strong and unique!!! NOW...HERE'S THE DAMN BLURBISH THANG The lady reading this is beautiful, classy and strong, and I love her. Help her live her life to the fullest. Please promote her and cause her to excel above her expectations. Help her shine in the darkest places where it is impossible to love. Protect her at all times, lift her up when she needs you the most, and let her know when she walks with you, She will always be safe. Luv you Girl!!!! I LOVE YOU ....SISTA! ♥ PoStaL
Ya Want One?
I am going to be making salutes for friends in the next few days. I need to know if you want one. Once school starts I will be busy smacking my head on the desk so if you want it to be pretty,you need to tell me now. Cuz I am thinking the dark circles and bruises are not gonna look great for one. Okie dokie pokers...let me know in this and I will get to it.
3 Years Baby!
Today marks the 3 year anniversary of when my son's dad put my head into a brick wall and I left him. It is also the day I use for my clean date. It really was a couple of days ago but I'm not positive when so I use today. (I would have almost 4 years clean but my stupid ass got back together with my son's dad and relapsed for a month about 3 years ago.)
1st Letter Game B
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Billy 2. A four letter word: boss 3. A boy's name: Bailey 4. A girl's name: Blossom 5. An occupation: Bartender 6. A colour: Black 7. Something you wear: Berets 8. A food: Banana 9. Something found in the bathroom: Bar of Soad 10. A place: Bosnia 11. A reason for being late: Blah 12. Something you shout: 13. A movie title: Back to the future 14. Something you drink: Blue Volume mmmhmmm 15. A musical group: Beck 16. An animal: Bird 17. A street name: Biddy 18. A type of car: bmw 19. The title of a
Interview
I have my second interview for a promotion on wed. >.< i am now panicked... what should i wear?!?!
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i got the kids a wii last weekend...i decided i wii baseball...lol...
Leveling Blog 414
Mechghost@ fubar 12k to level
Sexsexsex
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007? Ummm...2 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, one 3. Ever been cheated on? yes 4. Ever paid for sex? nope 5. Ever been married? yes 6. Ever been divorced? yes 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? The "L" 8. Do you own any guns? No 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? never been arrested 10. Ever been in rehab? nope 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? Just kissing 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? No lol 13. Last time you masterbated? ummm saturday 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? nope 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Will Smith 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? yes, when i was a full-time mommmy 17. How many states have you lived in? 2
Chapter 1
Tamer.. my Masters touch!! After arriving home from work and the gym opening the door i can smell the dinner cooking and hear the kids playing in the yard.. straight to the kitchen to kiss my Master Tamer and ask how His day was... after a long kiss and a little chat.. Time for your bath kitten, He said. So off i went to run the bath and get ready.. He came into the bedroom and remind me the bath is still running while putting his Masters ring on.. i knew that meant He has plans to using me tonight.. Yes Sir i said, and went to the bathroom.. He followed me in and said He had something for me.. On your knees my pet, He unzipped His pants and pulled out His cock, it was hard and huge. my heart was pounding, i knew what He expected me to do... Kneeling before Him He said Open your mouth, my lovely one. Your mouth is needed, pet.. Yes Sir i said, grabbing His hard cock in my hand. i slowly licked His cock up and down the shaft and in and out of the eye of His
Auto 11 Or Cherry Bomb Auction
I am holding an auction of your choice. Winning bidder can Choose between Auto 11 or Cherry Bomb. Starting bid is 3million fubucks with a buy it now of 10 million. Auction ends march 9 at 8pm eastern time. Good luck an good bidding.
Alcohol Tobacco And Firearms
In my wandering mind, I got to thinking of the ATF, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. I've often thought this would have to be the coolest of the Governmental Agency, I mean who doesn't like Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms really? But I started thinking, ok I know there is a definite mission to fight against Alcohol, it is after all the whole basis for NASCAR today, even if they don't want you to think about it. (Check out this story on Sam Adams breaking the law) Firearms are certainly a problem as well, plenty of illegal doings going on there, you need someone keeping an eye on that. There isn't a lot of talk about big Tobacco raids though, you don't see news releases on the war on Colombian Tobacco Farmers. Is it time to take the T out of the ATF? Curiously driven, I went to the ATF site, and right there on the front page was this article: FORMER PUYALLUP TRIBAL COUNCIL MEMBER AND SMOKE SHOP OWNER SENTENCED FOR CONTRABAND CIGARETTE SCHEME Couple Cheating Stat
For Me!
I am pimping myself for once. I'm in an auction, sponsered by Radio X show. It starts tonight at 11pm EST/10pm CST. I will be at work when it starts, but please someone bid on me so I don't look like a gigantic loser!! Here's Radio's link: Radio X show@ fubar The album where my pic is is private for now, but will be open at 11pm EST/10pm CST/9pm MST/8pm PST =D Thank you all. (h)
Congrats Dave And Michelle Its A Girl
imikimi - Customize Your World! imikimi - Customize Your World! Here is the Proud Daddy's link!Miracle Monkey Chief of N.A.P, Founder of Llama Levelers@ fubar And Here is the Proud Mommys Link:Michelle~R/L Wife of Miracle Monkey~Winterhawk~Native American Pride~Member of Llama Levelers@ fubar Mom and baby girl are doing great and should be home on Tuesday from the
Omg The Stupidity
I was reading the Sunday paper and I see that two people were arrested after having 26 pounds of pot mailed to their home. Do they come much dumber than this? Seriously... oh, and I feel kinda blah today, boobs would greatly improve my mood.
Am I Good Or Evil
well the time has come for me to decide to choose angel or demon, mostly ppl pick this on thier on but im gonna let what few friends i have pick this for me as the way u see me lol , so leave a comment if you think im good or evil or angel or deamon lol
Jeff...he Owns Me.
I GOT OWNED!!! Kiss Me Im #!@faced - Dropkick Murphys This wonderful man just bought me in an auction. It's part of the deal that I pimp him out, but honestly..I would have done it anyway. He's just that awesome. Don't believe me? Go check him out for yourself and see. He deserves every rate/fan/add/bling that he gets. Why not go do at least one of those for me? Oh! While you're at it.....send him a Pint of fuInness...I'm sure he'd love it! Just click the picture below!!! Drunk1™@ fubar
Stupid Bitch!!
SHE HAS CONSTANTLY BEEN ON VODKAGURLS AZZ RECENTLY I JUST FOUND THIS IN A MUMM http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=530802 SHE IS NOTHING BUT A HATER AND YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS!! PUT HER IN HER MOFO PLACE! SHE PICKS WHOEVER FOR THE DAY AND GRABS THEIR PICS AND POSTS THEM IN MUMMS, YOU VERY WELL COULD BE NEXT! YOUR GENDER, SIZE, SHAPE, ETC DOES NOT MATTER SHE FOR SOME REASON THINKS SHE IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE. LET HER KNOW SHE SURE AS HELL ISN'T! FFS!
~♥~
So I havent been here alot and wanted to let you all know why...Here is my last week.. Hee Hee 1...I started workin alot more hours at work and was still cleanin houses til a week ago. 2...Ellas dad got laid off..We are still extremely close and I have been dealin with all that..He helps me out alot in many ways..but money is DEF one big way and now thats gone.... 3..My daycare provider closed her day care for a while because of some family issues so after I picked up alot more hours, I had no sitter and had to let my daughter spend 4 nights away from me cuz my sitter lives soo far away and I had to work.. 4..Ella got extremely sick and I could not take her to day care and had to call in 4 days in a row ... 5..My van..As always..Has issues..LOL 6..My bank got some stuf all messed up and put my checking account in the negatives.They are gonna fix it, but will take a few :( So anyways..LOL..I miss you all dearly, but life is sooo crazy here I can hardly catch my br
Ya...
No more mumms for me. Not that anyone friggin' cares anyways.
My Son
Ok bare with me, I am not one to post mumms or blogs to often,,, But I am at my wits end and am not sure what to do,, Not to many on here are aware of this, But my lil man, Has a severe heart defect, and although he went through 4 major heart surgeries, A cure has not been found, Only temp. Fixes. With this comes the knowledge that my lil man may not make it past childhood. I try not to dwell on that, or even let myself remember the words from the dr. But it lives with me every day. I do my best as a single parent to give my lil man the best life possible, To let him live as other children would, Normal,,, But with letting him live normal comes a massive fear everyday. I have been having a lot of problems with kids bullying him in school, and for you to understand what I am about to write, you need to know that my lil man doesnt really have the cartlidge to protect his heart as we do. Ok after going to the school many many times, Nothing has been done about these kids, Well today I
My First Fu-sweetie
He took a couple looonnngggg fu-breaks, but he's back. All you hot chickies on my list - he's happily married but he flirts like a pro and he can leave comments to die for :P He's my BFF and a great guy all-around... please show him some love :) Professor BlueEyes@ fubar
A Couple Of Things I Would Like To Say..
Ok I have noticed Americans call me whore for what I do in life but let me ask you this.Who is whoring who.I see so many women and yes men alike whoring themselve out by saying you buy me blast,V.I.P and even bling and I will let you see my private pictures.I have personally bought V.I.P's and blast just because I want too with no string attached.Yes I have had them bought for me but fuck if you on my friends list you can see my private pictures anyway..Just a question I guess why is this any different than what some Americans have nerve to call me? So buy me a fucking blast already !!! lol One more thing I have people say I no level fast as I should,the reason is this.I know you don't get any points for NSFW and that is what most of my pictures are.I only have few that can be counted for,Guess it goes to show you I not here for the points I am here to make friends.No game here..
Purse Snatchers
Last night, at about 10pm, I was leaving the local grocery store near my house. I had my purse in the back of my cart, basket full of groceries. I only stopped to buy cat litter, but came out with more, since I wanted to have food in case the guest that was supposed to stop by Wednesday evening wanted to stay for dinner. The day was plenty stressful as it was. I had a house closing that took place at the last possible minute. I have to split the money with my partners, so I'm only going to make about $200 for FOUR months worth of work!!! The client was really needy, and I couldn't be there because I have a job now. I have only missed one other closing my whole three years in real estate, so it was hard for me to take being side lined. Work, thankfully, was easy. I was excited for my guest to come. I wanted to clean a bit, then pay bills online and over the phone with the BF, etc. Prepare for tomorrow, have a nice day off... Well, as I turned to grab my purse from my
...changes...
In efforts to make everyone more social, all three founders decided we'd like to try to divide our happy family into 3 even teams What does this mean for you? Everyone gets more attention, and lets be honest, who can complain about that? lol Everyone, as always, is free to approach any founder. We all have shoulders built to lean on, but we think this would be a more productive way of notifying members of issues, events, new members, bulletins, etc. This is just one of the improvement we intend to make, so keep your eyes and ears open in the future
Grab Life By The Tits
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word= idk if you have ever been to this site before or not but I have. I was really really bored and decided to share it all with you. These are a few of the slogans I have generated: 151 Countries, one Brain Ninja. Tits Wanted Any time, Any place, Twat. I wanna see what you guys can come up with! GO!
Can You
Can you see the pain in my eyes? Is it really there? I really wish there were a way to pretend I didn't care. Feeling so scared, helpless and alone. Closing my eyes, taking me back to childhood, No longer am I grown. Never meant for life to turn out this way. I swore it was a book, that I dictated each day. Overwhelmed, confused and unsure Needing confidence, security and to endure
Auction #2
First auction went well so..I will start another.I am auctioning an Auto11/Cherry Bomb! Your Choice. Starting bid is only 1 Fubuck! There will be a Buyout Bid of 15 million FuBux.(This means that someone wanting to insure a win of this bling can bid 15 million and the auction will close upon their payment of this buyout bid.)The Auction will Run until Midnight Sunday 4-5-09 PST.All Bids must be posted in this blog by the bidder.If two bids for the same amount are posted the one POSTING on the blog first will hold that bid.Showing me your naked pictures does not constitute as a bid.Sexual favors must be presented in person before close of bidding to be considered valid. Samples Required.Payment is expected BEFORE delivery of the Bling. No Exceptions.Payment is expected within 12 hours of the auction close.In case of Default of Bid by winner, the bling will then go to the next highest bidder for their top bid.I reserve the right to cancel this auction at any time prior to payment of the
Whats In My Fridge
Summer
The cold weather is played out. I'm sick of the windy, gray blah that is happening in MN right now. So to brighten my mood I was sitting here thinking about my favorite part of summer.... I LOVE taking naps on really warm days, the windows wide open, fan blowing the warm air around the room, only covered by a sheet, feeling the cool pillowcase on your face. *sigh* I need summer! Im so hoping the weather is warm when I get to Texas.
Name Change
so once again im thinking of doing the regularly scheduled name change some of the ideas i have are 1. Captain Underpants 2. Drunkfox 3. Preacher Drunkfox 4. St. Andrew any ideas from the peanut gallery just lemme know
Auction #3
I am auctioning an Auto11/Cherry Bomb! Your Choice. Starting bid is only 1 Fubuck! There will be a Buyout Bid of 15 million FuBux.(This means that someone wanting to insure a win of this bling can bid 15 million and the auction will close upon their payment of this buyout bid.) The Auction will Run until Midnight Sunday 4-12-09 PST. All Bids must be posted in this blog by the bidder. If two bids for the same amount are posted the one POSTING on the blog first will hold that bid. Showing me your naked pictures does not constitute as a bid. Sexual favors must be presented in person before close of bidding to be considered valid. Samples Required. Payment is expected BEFORE delivery of the Bling. No Exceptions. Payment is expected within 12 hours of the auction close. In case of Default of Bid by winner, the bling will then go to the next highest bidder for their top bid. I reserve the right to cancel this auction at any time prior to payment of the winning bi
Maximum Bunk?
Well I have yet another stalker...at least I think that's what you'd call them. They come to my page and do nothing. They have no picture and have their profile set to friends only. The only thing I can think is..what new person knows about this feature? I'm sure a few do, but not many. That leaves me to think it's someone that knows me, but doesn't want me to know who they are. Every time I block one of these profiles, a new one comes along and does the same thing. It's really getting on my nerves. It's leaving me with 2 options, both of them are something I never wanted to do. I can either make my profile viewable by friends only or make it viewable by people with salutes. It's not that I'm trying to hide anything, I just don't like the fact that I have people/someone looking at things I do without me knowing something about them. Even if it's them letting me look at their profile. Make sense? Ugh. This just sucks.
Please Read!!!!!!!!!
For those that want to know, I had Lasik Eye Surgery this past thursday. So my vision is still blurry and fuzzy, It axrually hurts to typ this. Leave Love, "See" ya'll in a few days.
Hugh's Chocolate Starfish
I will start of this blog stating that am a dirty minded individual... My dear and closest friend Hugh had updated his status to"I want to be a starfish, i know I'm going to get bullied for this one" I am not !00% sure of the wording but it did go something like that. As a true friend I had to ask the question on whether or not he wanted to be a chocolate starfish, to this I go a quick and decisive no!!! I wanted to make sure that Hugh wouldn't be bullied by anyone other then me so I told him i was going to poke his starfish with a stick. Hes very sad now that I picked on him, he just wanted to be the best starfish he could be.... I told him not to be so gay.... Love you Hugh Wicked
Kid At Heart
I am a big kid at heart.....
Asparagus
I hade my first asparagus of the season last night, now everytime I go for a wee, it smells like something crawled up mywinky and died.
I'm Out Of The Hospital Again.
Hey all. seriously i still hate this new blog posting style. i really wish there was an "old crappy version" thing to click. If you're the type to read "cry for attention" in people's blog posts, skip to the last paragraph before bothering with the rest. This is for the people that give a shit, and ONLY for them, if you don't give a shit, close the blog. anyhow, i'm out of the mental hospital again. i went in before i tried to kill myself this time, figured it'd be a nice change of pace. the first night sucked. i was in the emergency room for 7 hours before they gave me any type of medication. my nails were literally digging into the flesh of my arms to the point that it bled. i still have little fucking half moon scabs on my arm that i pick at because i hate having them. you'd think i'd learn it'd heal faster if i didn't pick at it. i never claimed to be good at learning that shit. anyhow, like 7 hours in when i said to the nurse that someone needed to get me anti-anxiety meds becau
Some Douche In My Sb Talking Trash...
->BULLET PRO...: lol BULLET PRO...: big deal you're still commenting me back lil sheep ->BULLET PRO...: And you are really amusing in your words of choice.. ->BULLET PRO...: Like I said... You're in MY SB BULLET PRO...: if you care you comment back BULLET PRO...: oh i do or you wouldn't be commenting ->BULLET PRO...: And I assure you, you do not ->BULLET PRO...: Nah... that would mean you matter to me lol... BULLET PRO...: hit a nerve dude? ->BULLET PRO...: You seem obsessed with the inbred stuff.. Of course you probably never had sex without saying, "NO Daddy. I have school tomorrow" BULLET PRO...: just telling ya whats going on lil inbred from up north lol ->BULLET PRO...: You're the one in my shoutbox BRO ->BULLET PRO...: Is the fear of cock left over from your days as a prison-bitch? Cuz I hear once they break you in they are quite gentle... BULLET PRO...: besides you all take this site seriously get a life bro BULLET PRO...: nio i fear cock ewwww ->BULLET PRO...: Yo

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