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Getting Tired Of This Crap!
Here lately I have been asked if I’m a Player, Stud, and Heart Breaker and yes even a Drug User. Look all I want in life is to find someone to be with that I can connect with on a level more than just sex; yes I know its hard to believe but if I want sex I would have no problem finding it and my left hand does wonders as well but finding that one person whom I can share a emotional chemistry connection with is a dream and I believe that dreams can and do come true. Also, I do like sex; no, I love sex. I would love to find a lady who would not mind having sex anytime or where with me but just me; I want to feel that connection with someone special the kind where words do no good to explain. You know the kind of lady that would have me thinking about sex 24/7 being in her arms or just snuggling up, the kind that would make me ache for a kiss. I was told tonight that I was sexy by about eight ladies and why are you looking for someone, why don’t you have someone; then another tells m
The Book Of Jenn: Rant 1
I have been composing this in my head for a bit now, yet still cannot seem to find a way to say what I need to say without sounding harsh. Which I'm not. (I swear, new friends, when ya get to know me you'll see I'm a very sweet person, this is a new kind of blog for me! lol) I AM becoming jaded, thanks to the reason for this blog, so perhaps that is a better word. A friend and I recently had a conversation about believing in the fundamental goodness of people versus being jaded and knowing for a fact that most people suck. I've always been a believer. As a little girl I was stuck on a plane once a month to go visit my dad and inevitably walked off the plane with a new friend. I would hold their hand and confidently walk up to my mom or dad (whomever was meeting me at the airport depending on which way I was heading) and announce that so-and-so was coming to dinner. My plane seat-mate would smile apologetically at my parent and my parent would smile apologetically at my seat-mate
Omg What To Do?!
Well now, the holidays are over and I hope they treated you well...I also wish the best for all of you in the new year and all that good shit. Okay, standard disclaimers, please do not repost the content of the Friday Freaky 5 in bulletins or on your own blog. I tend to write these questions freehand, so be respectful. Also, it's no fun if the questions are answered all over the net. My friends and the friends of my friends CLOWN and this is usually a funny read by the end of the day. That brings me to my next point, participation is the key, so try and see how honest you can get your friends to be. Feel free to repost the bulletins, this is such a good time. Okay, I'm finished with my bitchinn! It's time to get this party started! BTW...You are supposed to answer all 5, not just read them. I will be checking to see who kicks more all or the Myspace crew! 1. You are finally going out on that long anticipated first date with so
Nsfw!!!! Unusual Foreplay.
Ummmmmmm. Hmmmmmm. Ok. Yeah. Ummmmmm, why? I am not normally one to judge things like this, but...shoot, I've plenty of my own weird deviances, for sure, but, I tell you, if someone decides that punching me in the belly is going to turn me on, well...he'll have his testicles removed forcefully from his body, in a very quick and effecient manner.
Okay Wow.
When i said id rate pics i didnt think my hand would get tired. BUT i did get to all of you. If there is anyone else i forgot just drop me a line in here or something. If you want your pics rated, its simple just rate this blog please ♥ My eyes hurt mhmm. Sooo whens happy hour :P LOL
For The Jealous, No Attention Gettin Haters
It seems everytime I pay for Happy Hour, a time for everyone to benefit, I get treated like shit. My pics r rated NSFW and I get constant harsh remarks in the shoutbox or private messages asking me why I spend the money. I would never be jealous enough to go thru a womans pics and rate them nsfw, especially when they arent. So I think those childish, jealous bitches belong on a site for kids. I dont post any nudes,or fake like a porn star. If ya dont have IT chickies, ya just dont have IT. And as for my finances, thats private. I dont fuck you and you dont pay my bills, so mind yer own. Please dont be jealous that I make more, or own more than you. I am not rich, I just choose to spend my money the way I want. Get some.
Nsfw Pics
THIS GUY JUST got 25 of my pictures as nsfw!! 25 of them!! he blocked me first but he must b stupid cux it showed him as THE ONLY recent vieweer of those pics too ALL my albums r locked now because of em go get him downrate him comment nasty and block his ass HE WAS SUPPOSEDLY A FRIEND TOO!!!!!! :"( smalfry@ CherryTAP Y do Mfer's do this this is totally wrong when a friend does this ?????
Love You My Angels
Just got back from the docs and hospital, thought I'd let ya all know whats going on for the ones that care, got some pretty extencive liver probs here and my pancreas is swollen pretty much, so they put me on some more meds and doing some more test, they run the light down my throat again,and all this shit, I go back monday to find out whats going on, they wanted ta keep me this time but I'd rather be here at the house, I'm hurting pretty bad so if you try reaching me and I don't respond right away don't trip out, gonna take some meds and go ta bed, ya'll keep good thought, everything gonna be alright, love ya my angels remember that talk later David
Nfl Draft
Yes, we are still a long way away from the two best NFL off-season days. But the preparations for that are well under way across the league: ---Louisville's broken-legged running back Michael Bush will be a hot target for teams manuevering to get him in the second/third round area. If he's fully recovered, he hits the NFL ready to make an immediate impact. ---Ted Ginn's foot injury from the National Championship may be causing him to slide on some draft boards. If he's still around late in the first round, playoff teams are going to be thrilled. ---Michigan State's Drew Stanton may be the third quarterback taken when the draft begins. Yuck. As for mock drafts, we are close enough to the proceedings now that they are starting to be worth a read. Some for your perusal: ---Don Banks' Mock Draft 3---still guessing Brady Quinn to Lions at #2 overall ---Peter Schrager at with pre-draft version 6.0---guessing Quinn to the Browns at #3 overall ---A
To My Angels
hi gang, just got back from the doctors, so thought I'd let ya all know whats going on, got some liver damage and pancreatitis, there gonna set up a time/date to do a blood transfusion to take some of the toxins out of my liver and they put me on a diffrent liver pill this morning, saied I should be ok as long as my kidneys don't start messing up on my, gotta take these... three times a day for awhile and see if it can heal my liver, looks alot better then it has been, so keep good thoughts and everything will be ok , love ya all remember that and I'll be back to my old self soon hopefully, now if thats a good thing or not I'll leave up ta ya'll lmaooo (*_*) thnx 4 everything you are truely awsome, talk soon luv ya'z
My Trip With Prince Charming
So I am back from a wonderful trip. I just spent the last few days in Eau Claire WI. It was so COLD! That is the one thing I am not missing. I got there on tues night I was greeted by one of the most WONDERFUL people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. We had a few beers that night and then it was off to the hotel. Wed was a BLAST we went to The Mall of America in Minneapolis MN. We also went out to a cool little bar in Eau Claire(it had the coolest name..Whiskey Dicks) Yet once again back to the hotel :) Wed was a sad day Kinda I was going to be all alone after 3:30 We went about our day but the feeling of being by myself was still there. I had a GREAT day right up until 3:30. We went to the mall had lunch Went in the hot tub ;)(probably one of my favorite thing about the trip) I flew back home this morning and was back in sunny CA by 11:30am. All in all It was one of the best rips EVER! LOVE YOU BABY!
So I Am Tired...
Ok I am fed up. And not the fed up that most attention seekers whine about. I am tired of being there for everyone. I am tired of listening to everyone else and thier issues when noone listens to mine. I am one person. I try to be a good friend. I try and keep everyone talking to eachother. I don't judge my friends by who they talk to. Or who they don't. I choose them for myself. I am my own person. I do not let others infleuence my decisions. You all are consumed with your petty cherrytap drama and the real world goes on for some of us. My best friend lost her son last weekend. Seems like all my kids gotta have health issues. My blood pressure is up. I am trying to work on alot of things. I made coreys memorial video and its gotten to me. I am tired of this site and most of the people on it. IF i speak my mind on anything such as the fake pics I did so, to show how i felt. I never hid what I thought. When my sticky ended that was it for me. I said my peace. I am soooo tired of this "I
Scared :(
everyone knows that i have a heart condition that is called cardiomyopathy.well i can die from this and here lately i have been having really bad chest pains and im really getting scared i beleive i am getting worse and im afraid i might die.i have so much stress and i can't work so no money and i just don't know what to do.there is points i just want to give up cause all the pain and everything.i made an appointment to go see my doc. and im afraid what he will say.but no matter what happen i love and care about all my true friends that do care about me.well whoever reads this i hope you will put me in your prayers ty.
And The Winner Is
For A Plat Cherry Paid During Hh
guess a number from 1-15...winner announced in 5 minutes if no one guesses the 1st person to guess wins...u get unlimited guesses.but 1 per comment gogogogogo
For Any Gift 500 Dollars Or Less
sent to the person of your choice is the responsibility of the winner to make sure they recieve thier wininnings.i have alot going on smoke pot and sometimes forget..if your gift takes unusually long...hit me up...all small gifts should be paid within 10 minutes...all pimpin within 12 hours...ty dont get take a guess from 1-15 winner announced in 5 minutes.....if noone guesses the 1st person to guess wins.....u get unlimited guesses but 1 per comment
Fubar Marriages
We get the question "How does one get married on Fubar?" just follow these steps... Step 1: Find a wifey/husband Step 2: Visit their profile and fu-propose to them Step 3: Contact a Fubar Pastor or Judge Step 3: Get married and have lots of Fubar babies.... Below is a list of some Pastors or Judges: Judge AlicePain is my passion~Just Mee~~Dj StrykePastor TokenPastor AndyTinkLost In the DarkPastor CherrypieSabrina K Wild HorseDJ Dark ChemistSeanGraveDiggerSeleneCorvenious***For those interested in becoming a Pastor or's easy Step 1: Self proclaim yourself a Pastor Step 2: Marry people (If you know a pastor/are a Pastor and want your name on this list just let me know...I'll be happy to add ya to the list)
Cya Ct
The time has come for me to say good bye officially to CherryTAP. I was thinking about it all and realistically this place is just not right for me, and I am going to be leaving for good. It’s silly to stick around realistically and I have decided that it is best to just delete any account I have on any site so that nobody is left wondering when is he coming back? The answer will obviously be never. I decided since I was leaving though I might as well spell it out exactly for anyone that thought I was a bit to vague the last time. Like a lot of morons I spent a lot of money on this site in blasts, a couple of happy hours, VIC, and spent countless hours of time doing my thing around here and thinking that I could be a power of example in some regards, and I am sure that I have. You just never feel like anything is worth it and it leaves a bad taste in your mouth actually. The popular people here are some of the most deplorable human beings I have ever had the opportunity to even have t
Yet Another Older One That I Wrote. Enjoy! Brand New Ones Comin Soon.....stay Tuned!
you walk into your lights on....and as you make your way to the nearest lightswitch, someone grabs you. i grab both of your hands....and lead you to the nearest wall....and pin you against it, with your hands above your head. for that brief focus on me...and i kiss you ever so lightly. my lips barely touching yours....the feel of my breath on your face....its so quiet, you can almost hear my heart beating. i let go of one of your hands, and touch your face gently....tracing my fingertips down the side of your face. the kiss gets more passionate....suddenly, everything around us is a blur. the soft touch of your lips....the texture of your tongue....the gentle all drives me crazy. my fingers run up through your hair....pulling it gently back....just enough to get a reaction from you, and i kiss you deeper....feeling totally overtaken by passion! i move in even closer to you....pressing you against the wall with my body....i can feel your heart beati
Poem 2 - Let U Know
ur a great girl have a good heart sometimes like u think ur stuck in the dark but ur inner light shines bright ur inner beauty is infinite i knew u were very special from the first minute u dont see how weet u can be and ur smile is like the beauty of a blomming tree but trust me aone u will never be cuz u always have me i want 2 light the darkness in ur heart so u can see that ur soul is a spark u have the soul of a angel so never be down because ur friend will always be around i think ur somthing so sweet 1 day for ur heart i might compete but just know that ur heart has a special glow that i love and know i hope this will put a smile on ur face for u 2 realize ur somthing special that i could never replace so when ur feeling low just know u got somebody that will hold u never let u go ur really special just thought i let u know
A True Friend
A TRUE FRIEND A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. Someone who can see through you and still enjoy the view. Someone who knows all about you and likes you anyways. Knows your faults, your joys and your pains and is there for you through your roughest times.It's great to be rich, it's great to be strong and healthy, but it's a better thing to be loved by many friends. In friendships it's not our job to try and straighten each other out but it should be our job to help each other up.True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it's lost. The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. I like the conversation in the movie Winnie the Pooh; "Are we going to be friends forever?" asked Piglet. "Even longer", answered Pooh.Misfortunes in your life shows you who are really true friends. When disaster strikes you; that's when you find who your friends really are. A true friend will be there in your roughest t
Asking All Friends
I know that this should probably be posted in a mumm but I don't care what people who aren't on my friend's list, therefore, I am posting blog. A member of my friend's list told me that I have too many mobile pic head shots in my photos which is why he/she won't vote on them. Give me your honest I need to slow down on the pics for a while... No feelings will be hurt... Luv u all... .:*de*:.
Firs Orgasm
i laied there staring back at him as i screamed louder and tried to move up on the table from the pain. but he just kept on pushing his dick into me deeper and harder. i could see the sweat starting to drip down from his face down his rippled hard six-pack. the more i tried to move away the harder he pushed it inside with more power. i feel my body starting to shake and get weak. this is something that i have never experienced before. what was this feeling what was happening to me i tried to figure out. but let me explain this from the beginning. i was out taking my daugther out to the park to play on the sunny day. and he was just jogging along the bike trail. i spotted him running cause he didnt have no shirt on and his sweat dripping down his body made him look so sexy in the sun light. and we started talking. we began seeing each other. i have been away on a business trip for the past three weeks. so i decided that i'd call my man and see what he's been up to. the phone
MOTHERHOODthe kinship relation between an offspring and the mother. Superwoman first recorded 1976 in the sense of "one who combines career and motherhood." A woman of extraordinary or superhuman powers. A woman who copes successfully with the simultaneous demands of a career, marriage, and motherhood. A woman who performs all the duties typically associated with several different full-time roles, such as wage earner, graduate student, mother, and wife. A woman with more than human powers. the state of being a mother; maternity. The qualities or spirit of a mother, mothers collectively and having or relating to an inherent worthiness, justness, or goodness that is obvious or unarguable: legislation pushed through on a motherhood basis. The state of being a mother. The qualities of a mother. Mothers considered as a group. The state of being a mother. MILF = mother I'd like to f__k. Maybe it starts when you realize rock concerts give you a headache. Or that you're
I, Master *part 1* By Marq
I, Master *Part I* My obedient slave... so willing in your submission Blindfolded, bound, & collared Assuming desired positions Senses at heightened levels Anticipating my decisions Lightly graze here, one smack there Compels from you emissions ~*~ Exhale those sighs of ecstasy Gasping at the shock of surprise Dear lamb an martyr, sate my fantasy Grasping tight, sweet quivering thighs Mouth held slightly open Heart beat an breath grow to race But I just observe an adore you Slow & deliberate is my pace I trace your lines & contours Softly stroking with my fingers I awaken each nerve to life, Ensuring... every sensation lingers An once you are ripe & ready Prime an set to be devoured I'll let u simmer, growing more eager, Marinating in the desire Then, When I sense you can take it no longer And you are falling from the peak I bring myself down over you Ready to give back, what you seek Placing you where I want you To better ac
My Clothed Dark Tee Was Marked As Offensive And Ordered To Be Marked "nsfw" Ck It Out!
Re: One of your photos has been marked NSFW. Show header Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:47:32 -0700 From: To: Reply-To: Size: 6 KB -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have GOT to be kidding!!!!!!!!!! Have YOU looked at Dave of Canada's female friends on his page??? and on their pages, at their pics???? and have you looked at your BLAST BOXES????? Do YOU SEE what the pics in those boxes SAY??? and what the girls are wearing (or NOT wearing in those pics?????)?? I moved it, along with the horse picture, which I THOUGHT was the pic you referred to after checking all my nsfw albums to be sure they were all marked as such (and they were)....I could not find ANY pic that was not marked appropriately. Okay, guys, I am now going to go report to you on pictures that ARE nsfw that YOU allow----mostly because they are paying "VICs", I assume. That pic you say is NSFW was taken from the Gold's Gym----it is cloth
Summer Of '07..
...well, it's over. The Summer of 2007. Labor Day usually signifies the traditional end of summer and it's back to the school, work, and somewhat "regular" routine that everyone experiences at some level. Summer memories from every year from back when you were weee big up until basically you can't remember anymore really. A whole big "remember when....OMG...remember this year, this time..etc" thing comes into play and summertime is really the best and most memorable time of year for these things to happen. Special unique relationships are formed, summer flings & random things always tend to happen during these summer months. Things and memories you never forget as well as those who you spent them with. Whether it be a BBQ, trip to a theme park, beach, to watch a sunrise or sunset with that special someone, a bonfire, backyard or block party, drunk moments & parties, late night phone calls that you never want to end, or ones that end too soon... anything really. It is what it is and it
Reminder Pick Sept 11 Default Picture
In memory of all the lives lost in the past and present since September 11, 2001. Please visit this profile and RIP picture for your default!! Spread the word; let's not forget. Sept. 11 pictures! CLick for pictures -->> HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN??? ©JÏÏTåñå~»§£ÅVE PRÌÑcE§§«~§@ fubar
Rip, In Loving Memory..spiro~ April 21, 1953-2007
As most of my friends know my mission in Florida was to make the best of the last days, of the man I loved 11 wonderful years..Today my love's suffering and pain has finally let him go..My sadness rocks the depths of my soul. The only thing that brings me some peace is that he suffers no more...Sept. 11th 2007, 7:47pm About My Spiro, I met him in May of '92..He a Greek Philosopher/College Professor...Witty, happy, kind and generous, Spiro took a young girl "Cherry" who was so Far from home, under his wing..He taught me about life and helped me work toward my degree..Two years later he taught me about love. His love was never angry, his love was very supportive his love was complete.. He was a man that appreciated life and all the joys it brings you, he shared this with everyone he touched..His friends were many, and today we all share in his loss... To My friends, I have been so lucky to find on FUBAR...My plans are unknown, hopefully I'll come back..If I don't.
Ok Friends That Want To See My Nsfw
are you all ready for the party of the year plz let me here u
My Brother Died Tonight
Tonight I got one of the most dreaded phone calls. My sister called to tell me that our 46 year old brother had died. This was a total shock to us. About 15 months ago, he had some heart problems and needed to get some stents placed. He really took the doctor's advice to heart (no pun intended) and cleaned up his lifestyle. He quit smoking, started to exercise and ate healthier. When I saw him a few weeks ago, he looked better than he had in years. I am so grateful that we got to have that one last family dinner together. From what we were told, he was driving and pulled over to the side of the road, got out of the truck and dropped dead. Paramedics were right behind him and saw it happen. They immediately tried to revive him but were not successful. My brother and I couldn't have been much more different from each other. He was a diesel mechanic who lived to ride his Harley, rebuild his Corvette, hunt and fish. He did shock me last year and took a stained glass art class.
Has It Really Come To This?
(Sarcastically) Damn, life just keeps getting better! Don't ya think? I wrote a few weeks ago that my chemotherapy treatments I was getting at the time weren't working, so we were gonna try something else. Well, guess what? This isn't working either! So what we decided to do next is to give me fresh gamma implants and take myself off of chemo for a few weeks in order to clean out my system. However, the cancer is still progressing, and I hate to say it, but it may only be a matter of time before this angel trades in his black wings for white ones. It's scary as hell! To know it's possible you may die gives you a really cold feeling. Granted I've always said that death doesn't scare me, it's the painful road that brings me there that does; the pain to myself and those I love. I know this sounds sickening and morbid, but I actually did think of my own death. How painful that road would be. Who I would be leaving behind. How this world would be without me. How the peop
Hes The One
for so long i've wished for true love and real happiness... i've wished for the one person that i knew was out there just didn't know where to find him... i had given up and thought just maybe i was wishing for too much... then out of the blue there he was... so unexpectedly gorgeous and sweet and successful... now my life begins with a man that i am destined to be with... he wants to make all my wishes and dreams come true no matter what they are or how many i have. never in my lifetime did i ever expect to find a person that makes me as happy as he does... i knew almost instantly it was him... as if i recognized him from my dreams... it was him... the one in my dreams... hes the one i will love forever hes the one for me.
1st Contest!! Win A Free Happy Hour!!
Myspace, My Kids & Myself
Hey there All.. tyvm for standing beside me all this time :) At this time in my life, most of you know my son is headed to Iraq Dec. 7th.. If u dont then u havent taken the time to read my profile sighsss. Well My son & daughter are on myspace conversing and they want me over there to be with them, especially with him leaving and all I want to spend every minute I can with him. Im sure everyone can understand where I comming from here. I just wanted to let u all know that I will be in & out for a while... I really need to hang over there for a while... I hope u understand I just wanted to let u know what was up.. That DOESNT mean Im gone,, So please keep the love comming if ya can. I surley would appreciate it... You will see me lit, cuz I know folks ill stop comming by & I need all the support I can get lol right now So if u need me just email me @ or fu-mail me, or simply leave
How Much Is Enough?
For anyone who has read my other blogs, you know I am in love with a man who is suffering from a devistating illness that is eating him away from the inside. Every passing day he endures pain and frustration with such grace. I was talking to a friend about him and he told me that my love is the bravest man he ever met. I agree wholeheartedly. They have another serious diagnosis for him. I know this is horrible. He had an amputation and they are considering more radical treatments (and possible amputations) for him. I am losing him slowly and painfully.I just wish I was able to have the means of going to Texas to stay with him for a few days..If anything. He knows how I feel and I think my love would help him now. OK that was selfish. I want to be with him. Men do not understand what a woman feels or how strong and true a womans love is. I love this man and I need help. Please pray for the solution. If anything, I need to be there very soon. I will regret every day of my exis
OK guys and gals...I know most of you guys come to my page to view my NSFW pics and it might be getting pretty boring and I need new ones up. I need to know if I should make the album Private to family only or if I should keep them open to friends. The more resposes I get then I will know what to do. If none, then they will be removed. Have a wonderful evening!! oxox
Deleting Fubar Account
I'll make this short.... I'm Deleting my account..No 1 special Reason.. I will miss all that I have come to know and love..YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! **Props to Club F.A.R., Daddy and the Ladies ran a good drama, lots of love..Thank you all for letting me be a part of! I saw a blast the other day it said "FuFamous" I laughed and then became a little saddened. An Adult site that breeds hatred and makes people Believe they have accomplished something attaining popularity by spending money to gain points and level (think about that people, boredom is one thing but when you make it your life aren't you selling yourself short)...I had someone say to me once I have 21,000 fans, I could ruin you..again LOL ruin me, she actually sent several hundred fans my way(karma). No animosity at all, I wish she had been as loved as I was perhaps she would have more potential than being a FUBAR drama Queen! 1/2 my Family have or will be cancelling their VIPs..Some are deleting as well.Fed
Please Read This If You Care About Me Atall
Hello My Angels, hope everyone is well today? I know I owe you all an explanation as to me medical issues and the truth is I have 2 many messages to resond to, so I thought I'd just try this and hope you all see it. truth is my liver is not regenerating right and thEY SAY they may have founD something on my pancreas so I'm trying to prepare 4 the worst ya know, but I'm a firm believer, ONLY GOD KNOWS WHEN AND WHERE(*_*) SO WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES, I LOVE YOU MY ANGELS, FOREVER&ALWAYS(*_*)
Dear God.
If I fucking hear Feliz Navidad one more time I'm opening fire. The end.
New Launch Date Set For Atlantis
New Launch Date Set For Atlantis Image Above: Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton Image Above: Atlantis delivers the Columbus Module to the ISS. The Columbus Module is the largest contribution to the ISS by the European Space Agency (ESA). Dec. 6 - 7:45 p.m. EST At Thursday evening's press conference, NASA mission managers announced that the launch of space shuttle Atlantis would be delayed for 48 hours. Liftoff of mission STS-122 from NASA's Kennedy Space Center is now scheduled for Saturday, Dec. 8 at 3:43 p.m. EST according to LeRoy Cain, Mission Management Team chairman. Weather officer Captain Chris Lovett said the weather conditions are slightly less favorable for Saturday's launch with a 40 percent chance of weather prohibiting launch. Thursday's launch was scrubbed when two of four LH2 (Liquid Hydrogen) ECO (Engine Cutoff) sensors fa
My Mumm Got Removed :(
it was a good one too! it would have made it into the top mumms list...**cries** lol...its just ridiculous because it WASNT nsfw. here are the pictures that i posted on it : then the question was i look better in white or red fishnet. ugh...freakin gay anyways thanks to all of you who supported me by re-posting, and to alice for making my bulletin look fresh :) **muahs** oh yeah...11s to comments during happy hour :)
Own This Sexy Weman
Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA OWN ME!! LET ME BE YOURS FOR A WEEK! SEE WHAT I AM OFFERING! SHOW ME SOME LOVE! (repost of original by 'Phoenix' on '2007-12-10 07:57:18') (repost of original by '**BaldPunk**Squad leader of Spirit Levelers**' on '2007-12-10 08:02:50') (repost of original by 'Phoenix' on '2007-12-10
i pray to the lord as i kneel to my knee i pray less pain be struck on me and if once more i'm to feel pain i ask for death while i'm still sane. and now i lay me down to sleep, i pray this pain to not get deep if i should die before i wake i'm free from anymore heartache.
The Christmas Dinner
Sorry... I have been so busy that I did not have time to tell what happened the other night at the Christmas party. I wore a long black slinky gown that had a very long slit along the left side which goes to about half thigh at the highest point of the slit. Like I said ... the plan was to wear thigh high stockings to the dinner partly to tease my husband knowing that there would be men who would notice the slit and the stockings. He loves it when I do things like this to tease him (and others). While eating dinner I removed a pair of panties from my purse that I had planted in there before leaving home. I intentionally DID NOT wear panties (or a bra) under the gown. At a point about half way through the dinner I reached under the table and opened my purse. I removed the panties from my purse and while my husband was speaking to the woman sitting to his left at the table I reached under the table, panties in hand, and reached for his hand and he felt the panty material a
Taking A Much Needed Break And Going To Enjoy Life For A While!
Well here goes it...... I am so exhausted from working 2 jobs, taking care of my 2 teenagers, and stressed because of a move I am about to make (which will be a great thing) and then it comes to when I come on here it has become another job in itself that I have lost complete enjoyment out of. When I am done working, then I am here living up to my end of the bargain I come on here and take up the slack for those that I see on here doing nothing but rating mumms and such..... and that I could care less about at this point. I am going to take a much needed break from the family bombsquad. When I am exhausted from working 2 jobs and I log onto FUBAR, I expect to come here to relax........LOL, I should have seen that coming........ I can't even log into here and do anything to unwind from my day of working up to 12-14 hr days without having someone in my shoutbox needing help in a contest, wanting something made, or just plain out wanting! What about me and what
Updates & Changes...
...hey everyone. Just a quick update...well, I've been mad quiet latley and well, partly recovery from my amazing New Year's jaunt with Ms Chelle Chelle, and then having to work like crazy since I've been back...blah.. ..but anyways, back to the issue @ hand... ...people looking for the blow ups and fakes will still find them here, and after a week or so I'll also be adding them to the two new blogs I have called Fubar Fakes Exposed and Classic Fubar Blow Ups. Seems like alot of people have a hard time finding something when I'm referring to it out there on the boards or in messages, so I'll just make it easier for everyone to come back to to reference by posting them there also after the inital shock and drama wave ...anyways, on the future docket will be the issue of the mass resets, people still supporting kiddie watchers, cheaters and such, a ton of fakes running wild here on fu (aka the Stilletto Girls and well, you know who ..more of the same real
Life Sometimes !!!
Wow life sure has a way of throwing curve balls @ u! I have been going through a lot lately thought this might help writing it out, getting some feed back for u all , Well I just started to luv who and what i stand for a woman and not just any woman I stand up for the BBW of the world I have been on here for a year and came across some real haters for us bbw's , Well Luv to the haters as well maybe it will rub off on u! I am happy in my life I am a mother of three so that does keep me busy And as most know i am also 19 weeks pregnant, So i have decided that i will make a pregnant folder of me while i am pregnant I will be taking so new ones very soon So fuck the haters! I would luv to understand one thing why the haters take the time to vote on lots of your pictures why take the time,Anyways I have been going through a lot lately My brother just moved back to Toronto yesterday so our hearts are broken the three kids got very attached! , I lost contact with my bother for over 7 years t
Fubucks Ho'
Based on the mums - make me an offer to see my NSFW pictures. Only one bidder can win. Open for a week. There is a reserve on this one :-) BTW Pictures are me naked and me doing the deed. Women are barred from the contest - you just need to ask. Please add your bids as a comment xxx
Do you know how I feel when you touch my heart Can you hear me cry inside at your silent embrace Do you see the fear I keep hidden away Can you feel the pain I never show I can't help but smile when you touch my heart You can't know the warmth it brings me I can't bring myself to share the love You can't see the hope in my soul If only I too touch your heart I only try to ease your fears If only I could help as much I only wish I were as true Do you know you touch my heart I love you being in my life Do you feel the way I do Do you know you touch my heart
02-01-08 (the Magic Is Threw)
YaY January is over! I hope this finds you with at least a few good Memories of another month gone bye. And full of hope & wishes for this new month ahead. I've never taken to any cold weather holidays, so in 14 days is when I officially let out a sigh of relief! After the last of the hearts have healed from the string of 3 hallmark holidays ... I start perking up & eagerly await saint patty's day. That's when we should have finalized everything for the trip to the Kentucky Derby (hopefully) It's also the time when the weather starts to show a lot more signs of spring locally! And SPRING is since it is the theme What I truly think is a ~m a g i c a l~ time of the year! Everything is coming back from it's winter slumber As though from the dead ... Freshness of the spring grass Okay ... I really got to stop, Those thoughts will depress me if I look outside and see the gloom of winter staring back at me =/ Good time to change the su
Parking Lot Play
After the meeting tonight, I stopped by the bank and the drive-thru Versateller (not ATM, it’s like Kleenex, not tissue). As I pulled up, the car in front of me pulled back (as in reverse). “What an idiot,” I thought. Overshot the machine and has to pull back. Out of the window came a slender arm followed by flowing black hair. “Not such an idiot after all.” (It’s amazing how good looks make women more intelligent). A couple seconds pass and off goes the car around the corner in the lot. “Hmm…must have known I was eyeing her” (a common response). I pull up to my cash cow (I haven’t met my Sugar [even my blogs pay homage] Momma yet) and tried sticking my card in. It didn’t fit. The last time I tried sticking something in and it wouldn’t fit, it was embarrassing. I was hoping not to have a repeat. I looked up at the screen only to see “please wait while we process your transaction.” “What transaction? You didn’t take my card.” Then it hit me, "Jackpot! Money c
People Aren't Human Anymore?????
My 15 Seconds Of Fame (more Like 2 Minutes, But You Know......)
I called a local radio station this morning. Most of you might know of Dennis Kucinich, the joke of a Congressman who runs for president all the time, and embarrasses the Cleveland area all the time. This is in reference to him.
Stupid Women
I have gotten some mixed reviews about comments I made yesterday in some MUMMs. It just pisses me off listening to some 18 yr old bitch that her "baby's daddy" (note not husband or ex husband, probably because she's 18) is cheating on her or hitting her, blah blah blah. First I think she should go directly to her parents and slap them for doing her such a great disservice by being shitty parents themselves in the way they raised her. Second she should not bitch on here about they way her man is treating her. COMMON SENSE here people. You picked him you don't like it, pick someone else. You probably won't be able to do it on here because you have (luckily for the men on here) posted a consumer warning label on yourself that you are a complete idiot and they should run from you with their hands over their dicks in hopes that no sperm drop even in your general direction. As for the child she does have she needs to start finding a loving family that will adopt it and give it a warm CLEAN l
Why By: Deborah A. Boyd You asked me why I love you I cannot tell you why All I know is what my heart tells me And that my dear is no lie I can however tell you The things that draws me there The things I love about you The things I hold so dear I love your sense of humor I love the softness in your eyes I love the way you hold me And make me feel safe inside I love the way you're protective of me I love the way care I love the way you make me feel When others are so near I love the man inside you I love the man you are today I love the values instilled in you I love you all the way You are my nights You are my days You are the life that breaths in me each and every day You are the man I dream of The man of my many thoughts The man I wanted from the very start So take me as I am Trust my word when I say I love you my darling Till we part our ways. Just be true to my heart For you alone have the key I give it to you freely For all oth
Why I'm In The Wheelchair
For those curious to know, the reason why I am in the wheelchair is because I was born with Spina Bifida, the form called Myelomeningocele. I am paralized waist down, but I maintain feeling untill knees down... Here’s some information about it if you want to learn more. Any other questions about my disability and such don’t be afraid to ask. I don’t mind any type of questions. At this point in my life there’s nothing you can ask I haven’t answered before lol Spina Bifida occurs within the first month of pregnancy resulting in an incomplete closure of the spinal column. Spina Bifida is the most frequently occurring permanently disabling birth defect affecting approximately one out of every 2,000 newborns in the United States. there are three types of Spina Bifida: Occulta Often called hidden Spina Bifida, the spinal cord and the nerves are usually normal and there is no opening on the back. In this relatively harmless form of Spina Bifida, there is a small defect or
What I Want....................
I want to have butterflies in my stomach when you come into a room. I want my knees to buckle with one look into your eyes. I want to lay my head in your lap and you play with my hair for hours. I want flowers, just because, no holiday needed. I want to hear you say "I love you" and you mean it with all your heart and soul.
Racist Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS ASSHAT SENT ME THIS MESSAGE IN MY SHOUTBOX! Johnny A.K...: i like your comment on my mumm. hahahaha blanky.... no i dont need a blanky. but i got a noose you can have. Johnny A.K.A. Dice@ fubar
F.y.i. Levelers!!!!!!!!!
This is just too bring you up too date on whats going on. Well as you all have noticed Shadow Levelers are growing in leaps and bounds.It has grown far more then I ever imagined. We are an awesome team and Im greatful too each of you. With a team this size it is impossible for me too go through and keep track of everything. You will notice you now have a daily stalker on your page.Angl has so graciously offered too keep us all up to date on what every leveler needs too level up. Please check her page daily too know what levelers are close too leveling. This will give you an oppurtunity when you dont see a level up on the board where you can go rate too help a fellow leveler level up. ~ AngL ~@ fubar Mz.Attitude will continue too keep us all up too date on new member, those that are no longer on the team. She will also be on your pages. We have found that some no longer wanna be a leveler however they dont tell us they dont want too do it. This is why we have aske
Weds 04-02-08 (peace)
Wednesday April 2 ,2008 Welcome my friends The Eagles in the background a little warmth from the sunshine that shines threw my still in need of a spring cleaning window ... I'm at peace and quite content I hope this find YOU the same Hustling around and the overbearing events that unfold in peoples lives, makes it hard to just feel at "ease" in this hurried and worried world. I ponder while in my relaxed modes ... As to my life and those around me. And believe if on one given day that the WORLDS population was just ONCE - ALL at an inner-peace at the same time ... Then we'd have world peace! nah, I've NOT been smoking anything! haha But nobodies at peace with their surroundings long enough to send their positive vibes to others. Which brings me to this:
If You Want To Stay My Friend
please let me know if you want to stay my friend, if you dont say anything will delete you. i lov all of my friends but i think it is pointless if you have been added and dont talk so please let me know. hugss
Air Show Saturday
Everyone know what has been going on with me medically, so here goes an update! Tuesday I have a follow up appointment to double check exactly what is going on with my breathing. While I am breathing better, I'm not comfortable with how long it is taking to heal up. Today was Air Show Saturday, an annual event for me.. I go down to the airport, sit around and totally enjoy the presentations of the various aircraft as well as the flight demonstrations. Well, today didn't turn into a normal enjoyment of the Air Show. Arriving at the Air Show at 10 am, it all appeared to be another beautiful Saturday in this paradise we call Florida. Nice, 75 - 80 degrees, cloud covered and a real nice breeze. Found great seating area on the grass, alongside the runway, in show center. Everything that was anything in the show would be going on directly in front of my party. This was showing me it was going to be a wonderful day. But unknown to me, this was soon to change. There was a mag
I have another first date today, but I'm getting sick of dating, and surf season is coming pretty soon, and I feel like the date is just making me miss my kung fu class, and its a waste of time because I've been on several first dates. I don't even know what to wear, gotta buy something because I'm pretty rugged. also my arms are black and blue from kung fu, I guess I'll tell her I love violence.
Fri 04-11-08 (rocks)
Friday, April 11, 2008 Woot ... Black & Blue . . . Much like my bruises Emotional not physical - lol My psyche has been taking a beating and to top it off - I have a Birthday fast approaching that's making me feel -well- a little less than young ... Not old, but 'vintage' perhaps? So not having very much of a subject to open for thought or discussion ... To tie my blog or link it to today's "You Rock" greeting, I guess I can babble like an old coot until YOU start "skimming" to some words or phrase of relevance ... Good Luck on that! These days 'rocking' has a little different meaning, I suppose it changes often threw anyone's lifetime.
Rip Grandma, We're Gonna Miss You So Much
my grandma has just passed away this morning :o(((( the song is her favourite, she loved Neil Diamond. all the kids and grandkids chucked in money so she and my grandad could go to see him live in concert :o) she had been ill all week and was booked in to see the doctor tomorrow :o( we don't know why it happened. my grandad went down stairs to make breakfast and she was fine. he came back up to check on her and she had gone. i've just come back from seeing her before the undertaker took her away. just have to wait for the funeral details now :o( my grandma with my 2 kids my grandad with my 2 kids her name was Marjory, she had 5 kids and 7 grandkids (i'm the eldest) and 2 great grandkids (my 2 kids). she was all for her family. her and my grandad John had been childhood sweethearts and had been married for 52 years. we're now worried about my grandad not coping well without her :o( i don't know if i'll be on much this week so sorry if i'm not retur
Gettin Hit On
I have noticed a really odd pattern at work: the only people that hit on me are men over 40. Hmm...
Things About Me.....
Things about me. 1) im friendly with everyone and treat everyone the way i want to be treated. 2) I do have a past, some im proud of and others that im not. but who doesnt 3) I hate those that wont at least try to do something on their own, before begging from others. 4) I am a private person. 5) I am an independant person and dont like to be told who my friends or and I dont like stalker all that much. In fact i have had one for about 2 years now. Stalkers are very demanding and will use threats about telling ppl about a persons past and try and ruin anything they have, even try and manuplate things where it looks like they are the victim always when they are infact the one that starts things with others. They will call you at all times of the night and day,. they dont care if you have a life or not. or if you choose to spend time with your family. They have to always be in the mix and always up in your business.
Mon 04-21-06 (loss)
e n o u g h _ s a i d ! ============================================= I am seriously in pain ... The most sickening kind of pain. Loss I lost my very good friend I lost my business partner. He was 56 with a wife, children and more friends than an average person could wish or hope for. He was loved for just being himself. Also something most people dream of. In this abruptly ended life, His success can not be measured with any known device. Only materiel things are made to be measured and what he gave to anyone who was lucky enough to meet him ... Was that spirit of kindness The understanding and forgiveness The shoulder to lean on and that sincere smile that could brighten the darkest moods. With his strong headed & back both he was never afraid to put either out - to help out - those who needed it. I was inspired by his warmth In awe of his generosity and truthfully a better man because I was blessed to know him. I will mis
10 Things
Yeah, yeah I'm doing it too :P. Tell me 10 things you know about me or 10 things you like about me!! Have fun :).
Caption It | Vol.2 | 003
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.
If i wasn't on anti depressants, I might be a bigger wreck than I am. But, I went out to the bar with some friends last night. I mostly stared at the floor. I picked my eyes up to get 1/2 or 1/3 of a story here and there. and its always the same shit. bar talk, bullshitting. getting 'fucked up.' I can really care less about it all, but i suppose i should enjoy it, since now interludes like that will be my only human contact for a while, besides my shitty garbage job at an auto parts store. anyway, i only had 4 beers, but i have a slight headache this morning. I intend to stick to the plan of not calling her anymore, or writing to her.
A Blog Smokey Wrote For Me!
this is a blog Smokey wrote..I stole it because i thought it was really sweet. We've been goin through rough times lately and then my friend showed me this blog he wrote. "hmmmmm AsH.WeeE fake or not most wanna know. Well what i have to say about that is that AsH.WeeE is VERY REAL. I know what everyone thinks ya know oh REDS r fake they r just bots and what not with no personality well i wanted to put this lil tit bit to be layed to rest. AsH.WeeE is very real and the sweetest woman i have ever met, she has a heart bigger than anyone i have come accross this woman right here is amazing and if u do get to meet or even talk to her cherish every moment of it she is always ready to listen to anything u have to say problems it dont matter she always has an open ear. From personal experience i would have to say without a shadow of a doubt this woman has changed my life ive been threw insaine breakups always getting fucked over can never trust anyone cuz well u know .....everyone is out to
If The Internet Had A Neck, I Would Strangle It.
The interwebz is one of those necessary trivial evils. I guess I should be more accurate and say that it's not the interwebz fault, more like the stupid drivers on my laptop decided to take a massive shit and bunk up the dealings it had with my wireless card. Regardless, the only way I get the internet at home now is to, you know, hook it up directly to my lappy. This happened last night. After I spent an hour and 45 minuted on the phone with the internet tech guy through my cable provider. After having gone through every little possible avenue of "what if we tried this...didn't work either." After having spent an hour and a half on the phone with the same people the previous saturday, working through the same problems. Isn't that what the referrence numbers are for? UGH. I hate wasting my time on this stuff. I would MUCH rather waste it on mindless channel surfing or masturbation. I digress. It turns out that my lappy decided it no longer got along with my little wir
Staff Hours And Days
Leave a comment on what days and shifts you want and availability
My Ebay Fiasco.
so i dont think anyone read about my perdictament on ebay recently with tryin to get concert tickets....but heres whats gone down. the seller guy filed a dispute with me for an unpaid item. long story short, the guy is just tryin to get a reinbursement from ebay, and by doing so needs to fuck me. here is my reply to Ebay about said bullshit... greetings and salutations to whoever it is that reads this... this is regarding item #150242203585 and the complete, douchebag of a seller, first2last27. On May 5th, the above auction for a pair of concert tickets ended around 12:22pm. as soon as said auction ended, i received an email from the seller stating that he could not close the auction due to his car being broken into and the tickets stolen. he then told me if he could get the tickets replaced, he would still sell to me, only he would give them to me for $100 instead of the selling price of $133 and some odd change, plus shipping of course. the problem lies with the fact that toda
I've Been Tagged
Ms. Victoria tagged me Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1:I really want my tongue pierced, but I'm scared to get it 2:I have a flip flop obsession 3:I hate my car 4:I love the color pink 5:My mom is my best friend, ever 6:My real dad is a douche bag 7:I always wear some type of jewelery, usually my ring 8:I listen to music probably too much 9:I love dolphins and penguins 10:I hate looking at myself in the mirror
Friday 05-30-08 (christine)
Friday, May 30, 2008 he weekend has made it's way back and I'm not going to fight it's arrival It's always welcome around! As are YOU... Always welcome! Hello again Glad to see you've returned for another sometimes meaningless but ALWAYS colorful addition of my BLOG!
Big Fucker
I was in bed watching Lost about to fall asleep at 4am, and this monster ran up my pillow next to my face and onto the wall.
I was hoping he would act all hurt and try to respond, but he didn't, but here ya are ladies. Another one for the "avoid" list. You know how to do it, bottom to top. ->ervi1977: OK, you seriously think that women are OK with you talking like that to them within the first few minutes of saying hi, and if they are, why would you want them? ervi1977: bra size ? ervi1977: o really ->ervi1977: I don't wear panties. ervi1977: what color panties ? ervi1977: just boxers here ->ervi1977: Um... jeans and a shirt? ervi1977: so what are you wearing ? ->ervi1977: Thanks. ervi1977: bummer, you are sexy ->ervi1977: Not that I share publicly, not anymore. ervi1977: got any naughties ? ->ervi1977: Thanks ervi1977: nice pics ->ervi1977: Well that makes sense then ervi1977: yep, i work 3rd shift ->ervi1977: Wow, do you work late or something? ervi1977: sounds fun,i just woke up ->ervi1977: Getting ready to make supper. ervi1977: what you
Wtf Is This? :o
This is the crazy plastic fetish guy. Excuse me while I go and scrub down my shout box with bleach. Bottom to top =] ->fetishist ...: Yeah, well it ain't happen on my page but good luck fetishist ...: it would be a great help for me cause i wanna try to become fubars most known fetishist. ->fetishist ...: Ummm, why would I wanna do that? fetishist ...: Would be cool if you d publish some of my nsfw pics in an extra folder on your fubar homepage
The Big Mac Arousal!
I'm at McDonald's with my boy eating and I notice that they have a couple T.V.s up and are playing music videos while you eat. Cool! A little bit of entertainment while I mack out on my Big Mac. Well imagine watching this video while you're trying to eat...
Keeping The Fiesta Tappers Crew
Ok, this is whats going on. Since we, the FUBAR world, & Fiesta Tappers lost Berrymuffin, it has been disorganized and lots have left the crew. Now, I am asking the Fiesta Tappers oppinions. Who wants to stay and who wants to go? Chickie Momma & Dark Kitty want to try to keep it together and hopefully get us back the wonderful crew we used to be when we first starrted. But it seems as though many people joined and they are in multiple families. They really have not done much for any of tour crew, just concerned with what they can get for themselves. That is NOT what we are all about. We were once strong for a small crew getting started. Let us know now what your intentions are, if you are staying or leaving, and if any one is interested in any contests or giveaways. Communication and team work is the key to keeping strength in any thing!
1-million Fubux And 25 Credit Bling Pack And Some Up For Grabs!!
My Pimp Name
Do It!!!! Pimp Name Generator Some of mine: Fine Ass Amy Quick Sugartastic Amy Love Devious Honey Amy Rock Bishop Don Amy Dogg Sticky Fingers Amy Smooth haha. I'm such a dork. I want to see what you guys get with your names.
Stepping Down
After long and hard consideration i am stepping down as president of the GIT-R-DONE FAMILY it is time and i need a break and today with what i seen with the bombing and the way it is going is when i knew that it was time to step away for a while I still believe we have one of the best families on fu-bar and i owe that to all of you for most of you have done a very good job so please keep up the good work now i will still be in the loop and here to help with a lot of family decision when needed and all of the officers will stay the same except for your new president which most of you know and yes she runs a very tight ship all she ask is that you do what you say you will do and i don't think that is to much to ask I want to think each and every one of you for your help and support in this decision for all of you mean a lot to me so please show her the same respect and now for your new president please welcome ♫ ô DJ Aimee ♫ ô ~The Bitch You Love To Hate~ *NO REGRETS
I Gotted Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 (Just do 10!) weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Yah. So thanks Jez! :p Aren't other tag thingees only 10 random things? The people I tag can just do 10. That seems fair. 1. I started working when I was 9. My first full time job was at 12 2. At one time I spoke four languages fluently. Now just 2 3. I have one sister but I really I have 5 sisters. I lived with none of them growing up and I have no brothers. 4. I could dunk a basketball pretty easily standing only 5'8 as a freshman in high school. 5. I played semi-pro basketball in Japan for 4 years where I was a 5'10 power forward. 6. I spent 5 years in the Marines. I could tell you what I did but then I might have to kill you. No really
She Is Jumping Still.. She Needs A Good Spank!!!
Everybody Loves Chocolate Almost everybody loves Greeks too And when a Portuguese is saying this... that Greek must be special My good Friend AXL needs help 160,000 to INSIDER all I ask is show her Love, She will return "life is a box of chocolate and a bunche of GOOD FRIENDS" There is her link ♥ Axl ♥@ fubar
Rip My Loyal Friend 10/16/90-7/5/08
After just over 17 years I have to put my loyal companion and friend to sleep. After struggling with congestive heart failure he has also lost control of his bladder and intestines, so its time. I will always remember the good times and you will always be in my heart. You were always there for me in good times and especially when I was hurting you will be sorely missed :(.
Another Contest
Ok Bad Girls...I Want To Have Another Contest..What Does Everyone Think Of Lingerie For A Theme?? This Contest Is Going To Be Judged...I Do Need 5 Males To Judge...So If Any Male Wants To Be A Judge..Send Me A Message And We Can Work Out The Details.....The Winner Would Get A Month VIP. ..So Bad Girls If You Would Like To Be In This Contest ..Leave A Comment On This Blog..Contest Will Start As Soon As Possible And End Around The 27th.. One More Thing.. The Pic With The Most Rates Will Get 50 K
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I'm A Pussy
I saw a fin in the water, and i scrambled back to the shore faster than it took me to nut the first time I got laid. Turned out to be dolphins, so i paddled back out and they were in the waves, wicked ass cool ass. but, i can't lie, I was so chicken shit that I actually shook. thought it was a shark.
Fred & George Visit The City (straight/bi-guys)
Fred & George Visit the City [ This story is a Part Two of “Friends Know Best”] (Straight/ with a little Bi-Guy action) Once Barb, made her way back home to Detroit, her mind kept going back to that night at the lake. She would find herself, in her office just staring out the window daydreaming and remembering. She could still not believe, how easy it was to just give herself so freely to those young men. As the months went on, she began to think more of work and less of that incredible night. She never told even her best friend, what had unfolded that night at the lake. When asked if she enjoyed her vacation, she would just smile and nod, then walk away humming a sweet melody. It had been almost eight months since her vacation, when she received an email from them. They ask how she had been, since her return to the city. They go on to tell her, they often talk about how lovely and sensual a LADY she was. As she reads o
Another Dumbass Newb Thinking He's The Shiznit... He Ain't No Ninja!!! Lmao!
THIS ARTARD MESSED WITH ONE OF THE DON-MEGAS BEST FRIENDS, MONKEY BUTTER!!! AND HE'S STILL A DAMNED NEWB THINKING HE'S THE SHIZNIT CUZ HE'S AN ENFORCER AT A LOUNGE??? HAHAHAHA wHATEVER!!! He Ain't No Damned Ninja!!! LMAO! AND I QUOTE FROM MONKEY BUTTERS EMAIL TO ME: "he blocked me but i think this is the link...he blocked me from there too what a fag.. > > do you know this fuck off? > > > > this is the shit he says to me > > > > dont hang out in the lounge and dont tlk...i bought rounds and shit but there was onlky 3 peeps in there so he tells me not to listen so i tell him fuck to yourself and left the lounge so fuck face shout box's me this > > > > **D.J**Any...: u just said fuk off to da wrong ninja > > > > wtf who is he? > " **D.J**Any_Body_Killa**&**HEAD*ENFORCER**@JUGGALO PARADISE & FU*MARRIED*TO*$$$PinkLotus$$$ *&*FOOOKE @ fubar CLOWN MEAT JUST TASTES FUNNY!!! THIS BALLOON ANIMAL WAS BROU
Here's Your Thought For The Month.
The scripting tops & tops for the day, the liars, the cheaters, the blinding with stupidity bulletin board, the scammers and the naive followers. The behind the scenes debatchery. The fakes and their supporters, mostly financially. All a joke. All have just about ruined this place. Hope anyone that's left with a pulse and a brain is having a good summer. I haven't been around and really don't care to be anywhere near as much. Peace.
Bra Collection
i'm going to try to make the largest bra folder on here. But i need you help of course. If you would send me or let me pick a bra out of your album to pust in to mine that would be great. Not trying to be a perv. but do something fun.. P.S. YOU don't have to be wearing them just holding up ur fav.
· new gift: Cold Shower from 'fubar Gift Shop' received: Someone has sent you an anonymous fubar gift! "really need this for myself because I can't stop thinking about you with your hands all over me"
In less then a weeks time I lost someone that I thought was the love of my life...Just when I thought things couldn't get worse I lost my cousin today. Never take for granted that your loved ones will always be there. No matter if you are fussing with them or hugging just make sure before you walk away or hang up that phone tell them that you love may not ever have another chance. Don't assume they already know your feelings and don't take it for granted there will be another chance. Sometimes life isn't fair and that second chance may not always be there. Even if they are close friends say thank you for being there for me and I love you for that, for that friend may be taken away one day. Even with your children yes they may spill things on your clean floor or may just make a huge mess out of anything, but be thankful you have them to make that mess for one day they may not be there. Just remember tomorrow isn't promised and live each day as if it were your last. Liv
The Essessance Of A Woman
Treat a Woman with lots of love, kindness, show her a lot of affection and watch her bloom into the worlds prettiest flower called a rose.
Yeah Yeah Yeah
In a stupid decision borne of the aftereffects of good loving by BOB I decided to join another auction :P The auction ends at 8pm Thursday, August 21.
So It Goes
One strong kick to the side, a sharp upturn of the wrist turning nose into splinters that pierce the brain. Or that well-turned insult, that polished professionally prose that leaves no breath with which to rebuke. It is these rare violent outburts that collect the attention, that paint our world violet and orange. Beware, we think eyes slipping side to side, watching in the turning shadows for that strange, cruel other, that rare maniac ready to do us in. Yet this I tell you, brushing away the webs of paranoia, is not how we die. Not mostly. It is the arsenic in my coffee, the better to clean my dreams with. Through a thousand paper cuts my soul floats away, leaving my hand trailing the page. Standing outside, just when the rain starts. Whoever used the words 'pitter-patter' never listened. Rain speaks no small talk, no chit-chat; it licks and slides, hides and discovers. Stand in a field on a mountaintop with sight lost and the rain will see it for you. Amen. Green and dark. A
Yahoo Mystery
I am sure that I am not the only one this has happened to; I have someone on my Yahoo list, that I don't remember who they are. I know that I met them on fubar, but the Yahoo name doesn't ring a bell. The profile on Yahoo isn't any help, and the profile picture isn't striking a chord. Should I bite the bullet and admit my total ignorance just to solve the mystery, or just say "Obviously, this person wasn't important enough to me originally, so off to the delete bin you go!" My messenger list does need a good purge, I wish that when you deleted them from your list, it removed you from theirs. One thing I hate is a blast from the past saying hello, and then I have no clue.
20 Questions to a Better Boyfriend Your boyfriend score is 65. What was it that first attracted you to this winner? His money management savvy? His discerning taste in friends--meaning he doesn't have any? Don't you fear taking him out in public? Perhaps you should. Discard this card, draw again.
Just wanted to let everyone know that my father came home from the hospital today!!!!! He is able to walk pretty well on his own and although gets tired rather quickly, he is on the road back. Thank you sooooooo much for all of your thoughts and prayers throughout the past almost 2 months...they helped enormously!!!! As I had mentioned in the past, he IS a tough "old codger" and at 80, any additional time we have with him is indeed a blessing!! I DO have the best friends ANYONE could ask for on Fubar! I love you ALL!!!!
Say What?
unlike jim, i'm not nice enough to take the time to reverse this...i'll just trust that you guys can start at the bottom and work your way up...i have faith. and i feel super special that he thinks i'm great! WhiteWolf ...: are just so great...that i wish u like all thos things ->WhiteWolf ...: was that some kind of riddle? WhiteWolf ...: i am far away silly. it is so hard to see ur charm acrave u so strong without hope ->WhiteWolf ...: is that how you usually say hello? WhiteWolf ...: married? are u into anal? huge dicks? 4some?
Supe Needs Leveled!!!!
SUPE is 288,000 from Insider! Let's try to level da man during the next Happy Hour!!! Purdy please! SUPERMAN231 owned by Miss VEE@ fubar
Nsfw Pictures
What the hell is wrong with people ??? How dare anyone cast the finger of judgement upon someone else simply because they are comfortable enough to post pictures of themselves, in their naked glory. The human body is a miracle of life. It is a beauty to be treasured. And, it is a vessel that contains the person we are. If you are not comfortable with yourself there is no need to cast judgement upon others that are and are willing to share the view that they are. Insecure people that name call others for the fact that they aren't afraid of showing themselves need to get a life. Their judgement and harshness in life, far exceeds anything that I have known in terms of a lack of appeal. It is downright ugly to point the finger. Most of these people are ugly in many other ways that cannot be repaired. Get a life guys, seriously. Oh, yes I do share my non naked NSFW pics with whomever I choose to do so. But, guess what, the only guy I have actually given myself too,
Everyone has one or two things that bring them euphoria, alter their mind, change their view on things just for a second. To me this is the moment when I come outside of my hotel right when the sun is starting to come out. I take a breath of air, and my mind becomes completely crystal clear. I forget about all my problems, and its just me and the air filling my lungs, tons of clear cool air. Last week I came out, and all of a sudden this familiar smell hit my senses. It smelled exactly like it smelled in our summer village house in Tver', between Moscow and St Petersburg. I used to come outside our log house at 5am and watch the red sunrise light up the forest and the golden hayfields. I would climb on top of the haystack, and lay there watching the clouds for hours. And exactly the same smell was there, outside of the hotel. I stood there for about twenty minutes, with my mind completely crystal clear, and the feeling of a total euphoria filling me up with every breath.
I Iz A Emily♥
You Are A Lily You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist. People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you. You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words. Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. What Flower Are You?
Blast It
Something's been annoying me for a few days now. I've bought a few blasts for people, not once have I ever actually seen any while they've been in use. Now to the point of this, I keep seeing this one all the damn time, belonging to one of like three people who has me blocked. Just makes me sick to see it. Sod's law aint it...
A Heart Felt Message From Your Cofounder..please Read!!
First of all I want to say this family is freakin awesome. You all work so hard!! Especially today, we levelled 2 of our members to godmother its a big day for us. Actually you think about it 4 people levelled to god father/mother in the last 7 days. UNBELIEVABLE!!! All I can say. I need to hand out kudos to the people that make this happen!! Group Leaders--- I have hired the 3 best crew leaders on fubar. I wouldnt want to have anybody else working with me Enchanted Rose----She is the quiet one..not much to say...but without her...I say again this would not have been possible. She trusted in the village idiot to make this family work. And somehow it happened..But it is not possible without all of you!! The newest members---There are alot of new members I see just totally kicking ass!! Heart and dedication...that is what makes this family rawk!!...Many times I have the newer levelers in my shoutbox going "Whos next?" or "Are we gonna level today?" This is awesome!!!
Tomorrow's The Big Day
Incredibly nervous and trying not to think about it but thinking about nothing but. So there ya go. Feeling a little nauseous now I think I'll get back to cleaning.
How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?
Your Cell Phone Etiquette is 42% Bad, 58% Good Your cell phone manners are simply okay. Sometimes you can be very considerate. But when you are in the middle of an important conversation, all rules go out the window! How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?
Cabin Fever...
Alright so I'm not technically in a cabin per se and I guess I am not completely limited to the indoors but it sure feels like it! I'll admit that it's frustrating not being able to do simple chores and it's a riot seeing me take a shower but I could handle all that if I could just think. I feel like my mind is a sieve and every time I have a half decent thought it trickles away. *sigh* In other news, I get my stitches out next week which is supposed to be the point where the restrictions get less...restricting.
Not Ordinary!!!!
READ IT!!!! ANOTHER BLOG TO MAKE PEOPLE KNOW ME BETTER! I came today across this song "Ordinary World" by Duran Duran. U all know it! Is an amazing song that gives u power to move on even if u are down. Is about everything, is about broken love, is about people hurting others, is about pride that has nothing to do or at least shouldnt have anything to do with love. I heard a sad story yesterday that made me think a lot about this subject!!! "ordinary world"....what is an "ordinary world"??? Is it the place that people live their miserable and sad lives trying to forget their deceptions? Is that place where they came across at some point in their lives and they just forgot the road back to their normal selves? How are the people in this "ordinary world"? Just random faces tired of their sad road that they chose? Tired of the lies that they are building around their hearts? Unable to mean what they say and say what they mean? Can these people truly LOVE? Do t
Memorial Video For Whitney
In loving memory of Whitney Jo
How Do You Like Your Chicken Choked?
ReL: "What are you doing?" Alex: "I'm chokin' it!" That is a 41yro man, my friends :D -REL
Gimme Gimme!
I WANT!! So badly I could poop myself! Would you pay to see that? Pay as in gimme money so I can buy my turtle? I so would do it for one of these little guys! Ok, I totally just lied. But, gimme money anyway. I'll give you someone else's NSFW pics :P I'm gonna name him Henry :D -REL
Wanna Own A Tiffy Doll? :d
Hey guys!!! It's that time again, another auction. IF you wanna get some great stuff from yours truly, check me out and bid :D Click here to bid!
Going For The Spotlight- Need Your Help!!
I need YOUR help!! I have recently found out that after level 25 you are not able to bid on the spotlight so I have decided that I want to try to win it before I level. I only have about 1.5 million points to go before leveling so I am asking for the help of my friends because it won't be possible without you. The winning bid has been running between 14 and 24 million fubucks. Anyone that has a few fubucks to spare and wouldn't mind helping out it would be greatly appreciated. I have one friend that has given me a few million fu-bucks already...without expecting anything in return! Hard to believe, I know! Obviously everyone does not have a few million fubucks to give but it all adds up the same and is appreciated no matter how big or small of a donation. My friends are the greatest and I know you can help make this happen for me! Much love to you all, ~That Girl I wanted to leave a little note thanking the people that have donated so far. I will continue adding as I get
To My Family
I almost deleted this page of mine today. I'm often able to not let things get to me, but last night when I was on, I got a message sent to me that just made me see red. As my family and friends Know I post the same status everyday "They died for you so remember them" This Prick decided to send me a message saying they deserved to die so fuck them. First of all, no one deserved to die over there both on our side or there's. The asshole had the nerve to block me as to me responding to this. At that point last night, I felt the aggravation of being on this sight was not worth it, but I realize now I was being selfish to the friends I have become close to on here, and that is not fair to them.. It's close to Nov. 8th and that is a very rough time of year for me. I know it's just another day for 99% of America but what now is known as Operation Phantom Fury forever changed my life...If they deserved to die then why did we deserve live
Fag Central
i just saw a dude punch a chick in the face, 3 dudes were in the guy's face, and he hit the girl, and the dudes didn't do jack shit. so i yelled "hey tough guy, fucking california faggot, who hits girls?" but they called the cops, what the fuck kind of pussies are these. i want to go home.
Cock Tease
This goes on the list of peeves that irk me to no end. One of those is online female bi-wanna be cockteases that are nothing like that in RL. Don't tell me even as a joke that you want to "uh oh, I wanna be the chair you sit on", or "I have something you could lick", "there are so many things I could do to you" and then go "uhm, I'm not really into girls, but if I were, I would be so into you". Thats like sayin "You just won a million dollars! Oh, wait, no, you didn't...But if you did, I would totally give it to you!" Bi-ness has gotten sickeningly trendy nowadays, and so many females pretend like they are bi just to get attn.
Please Bid On Me
My Stroke
Today is the 10th day since I had a stroke and the 5th day since I knew it. I never knew what signs to really look for, always thought that if it happened I would either know it or I would be dead. Now that I think back, I know what the first sign with my stroke was, it was not seeing 'right , I told a friend that I wasn't seeing right and was gonna go lay down. My vision was blurry and I could barely read anything. That only happened for about two days and stopped. Then I felt fine. A few days later I started feeling like I was ill , started craving soup everyday, was weird. And then all of a sudden, one morning , I got up, was feeling fine and did my usual coffee & get online thing. And I noticed right away that my fingers and brain weren't connecting things right. I was making tons of typo's , I thought it was just me not being awake yet though. This went on for three days. I told my ex that something isn't firing right in my brain. He didn't understand what I meant.
Most if any of you will know, that on December 1st I will have been on Fubar/Cheerytap for 2 years, and in that time I have seen a lot of changes and even been through a lot of changes too, both on here and in my private life too, but then anniversary blog will be coming out on that day. The reason for this blog is to let you all know that as time goes by in the very near future, there will be a few what I can only call, sweep changes, I shall say no more right now but if things carry on as they are now then it will happen and they will all be for the good of me as I feel now is the time for them to happen, and don't worry they will be for good and not bad, but I will ask just one thing of you all, please respect me for my decission and be happy for me, I will still be there for you all, but as I say, this is for me......... Peace and love to you all
Sex Sign = Libra ?!?!
Now I'm trying to figure out something maybe you can help me out with this.... Does this quiz mean I should have been born a Libra or I should be with a Libra (I get that it says 'me') ???? I'm a June baby and a Gemini.... Your Sex Sign is... You've got a ton of girls and guys trying to get with you! You're pratically booked up for the next four years. Not only are you great in bed - you're great at making people feel sexy. No wonder you're so popular! Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted. Competition is always fierce. Your innate charm and incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for more. There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In threesomes, you are more l
People In Your Life
I read a saying today, that just really stuck with me. I know that in some point of our lives we have been hurt, and this just makes me feel better. I don't want to have anger and hate in my heart. "God doesn't give you the people you want, he gives you the people you need. To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you the person you were meant to be. xoxo my friends.
Mistake After Mistake
Deep down there's too much on my mind. I mean I look at the past 2 years and how I've made 2 huge mistakes in my life. The first was my DUI (well OVI here in this state) and then this year with losing my job. It's hard not to feel like I've disappointed family and others around me who thought highly of me. And disappointing people is the worst thing to me. I'd rather someone be pissed at me then disappointed in me. On top of that having to deal with cutting friends out of my life who are more bad than good, dealing with a friend who was dying from cancer but thankfully he beat it. Although I've told no one this...but I haven't heard from him in over a month. And that scares the hell out of me because last time we were talking he had a blood clot on his lung. It was in a spot they couldn't do surgery to remove it. I've never gone this long without hearing from him. I keep fearing that any day now...I'll get a text saying he passed away. Every time my text goes off...I fe
The End Of An Error
republicans? get out of my country. waiting 8 years to say that. suck the presidents fat black kok.
Special Dod For Tommorow
Ok here it is Scooter does so much for this family an does not ask for anything in return except we be the best we now he has activated a 11's bling an is trying to Disciple.. I think this is well deserved an we should all show him how much we care about what he does for us!!! So tommorow is special DOD for him an then friday we will resume with the dod as usual... I hope everyone understands why im doin this if not you can pm me an we can discuss it privately.... Hope all will spank his page like its his Birthday!!! Thank you in advance... Wizard $ç()øTëR™--(Lori's Hubby)[Owner of Rating Revolution]{Demon Crew}(FuOwned by Dark Angel)@ fubar
This Was Fun
So not to waste a blog, I'll just write something else. What I don't know. You'll just have to all help.
My Cabinet So Far...
Okay, nothing's official yet, but here is what it's turning out as: FIRST LADY: Moet FIRST MISSTRESS: Melissa, aka "Sporks" Secretary of Eduacation: Vanima and my bro Matt Secretary of Coffee: Witchie Secretary of Foreign Affairs: Kins It's a long, hard road to 2012...... =P
Leveling Help 88
Dave aka Captain Cuervo@ fubar 30k to level valid salute lets try this again lol
Leveling Help 92
sweet and sassy@ fubar The Enlightened Time This Pimpout brought to you by: Miracle Monkey Chief of N.A.P Member of Club F.A.R Team Capt. Team Love@ fubar This lady is Awesome!! Shes 173k from Godmother lets show her the true love she deserves the Llama will be there as well I am stunned and will thank everyone now!
My sister feels the need to tell my daughter about some things that happened in my past. These are things she doesn't need to know about unless I tell. I have never had a great relationship with my sister. She is always trying to be better than me. I could care less if she is. She has no right telling my daughter the things she has told her. right now,she had better not show up at my home...I am seriously fucking pissed the fuck off!!!!
Charley@ fubar He's only 30k from leveling - go help!
Week 12 Schedule
Hey all!! Heres this weeks schedule.. good luck, some tough games coming up.. choose wisely :) Thurs. Nov 20th CIN @ PIT Sun. Nov 23rd PHI @ BAL CHI @ STL NYJ @ TEN NE @ MIA HOU @ CLE TB @ DET MIN @ JAC BUF @ KC SF @ DAL OAK @ DEN CAR @ ATL NYG @ ARI WAS @ SEA IND @ SD Mon. Nov 24th (MY BIRFDAY! :D) GB @ NO Will post stats tomorrow.
Top 10 Albums?
I'm curious about the musical tastes of my friends. What would you say is your 10 most favorite CD's? I'll try to list mine (afraid I might forget one but oh well!) If you can't think of 10 just mention a few of your favorites. 1. AC/DC Back In Black 2. Blues Traveler - Four 3. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Pronounced 4. Hootie & The Blowfish - Cracked Rear View 5. Guns & Roses - Appetite for Destruction 6. Metallica - Black Album 7. Def Leppard - Pyromania 8. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Second Helping 9. Blues Traveler - Travelers and Thieves 10. Little Feat - Dixie Chicken *Side note here, I love Charlie Daniels and Merle Haggard but all I know from them is compiliation type CD's, which I don't think ought to count. hehehe
I'm Not Even Sure
you and a turky have two things in comen. 1. you both have hunge breasts and in want to eat you. um, this one is so bad that i don't even have anything fun to say about it. i do know this...there's really no way i'd ever want to be compared to a turkey, even if it's meant to be "complimentary" in such a way as this.
Movies Galore
okay...there's more than ten. sue me. dazed and confused pulp fiction fear and loathing in las vegas identity momento american history x the breakfast club snatch fargo ghost world whole nine yards empire records fight club natural born killers detroit rock city blow tank girl basically, i like odd movies, often featuring drugs...often with twists...oh, and cheesy 80s movies alot of which i didn't feature on this list just so you wouldn't have to watch them but here they are (weird science, pretty in pink, can't buy me love, sixteen candles, ferris bueller's day off, fast times at ridgemont high, say anything, don't tell mom the babysitter's dead, adventures in babysitting...and more. i'm such a dork). okay..tell me which ones you haven't seen and let's do trades.
My dog of 12 years just died a bit ago. 1am. She will be missed so much. Had her since she was a pup. So many good times. She was a big part of our family. A much loved companion. She was not only a part of my life but also a part of my parents life when I couldn't keep her where I lived. She was also a part of my sisters life where she lived a few years with her husband and 3 boys. During family get togethers she was always there with my 2 boys and my other 7 nephews(ranging from ages 0-8.) She watched them like a mother hen...she was also a pony to a few of them. She would lay there and let the youngest kids crawl over her, pull her tail, and suck on her ears. In the end she suffered from hip dysplasia(sp) and the last few days she had a hard time walking and would sometimes fall...she finally called it quits today and I knew it was coming. I was able to pet her and let her know that it was ok to leave us...and that she was loved and would be missed. She will always be remembered.
Ever Feel Like
a dented can on the shelf of life? maybe I should just stick a sign on my forehead, "damaged goods 50% off" of course 50% off of nothing is nothing so it really doesn't make a shit does it?
96k away. Just sayin. Come on ladies. l Lookie how cute he is.... Fishinrod@ fubar PS Happy birthday Footie
Music, Orgasms, Mugasms?
songs, songs, songs...and more songs. i heart music. here's my list. btw, i heart lists too. black dog-led zeppellin (this is just a dirty little song and i heart that) mercedes benz-janis joplin me and bobby mcgee-janis joplin wonderful tonight-eric clapton (i used to make my best friend slow dance with me to this song when we were younger. i still smile whenever i hear it) white knuckles-five finger death punch (there's a spot in this song that gets increasingly heavy... the buildup and release make me quite happy) the theft-atreyu (i didn't even really like this song until i saw the video...atreyu is amazing regardless though) forever-hurt (there's a line in this one it always hurts when it's someone you love...good song) the reflection-trustcompany passenger-deftones nothing to gein-mudvayne (multple time car masturbation song for whatever reason) creep-radiohead heart-shaped box-nirvana ( i can sing this one so awesomely) under the bridge
How To Join The Pegasus Project?
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That Time Of Year
Yep, that time of year. The constant questions, what do you want, I don't know what to get you etc. And to be honest, I don't really want anything. Partly because I actually don't, other than one or two cds perhaps. But mostly because I'm going to have very little money to get anyone anything. I know that's not the point, but it just doesn't feel right.
Moving Sux!
Ok so here is the deal...I was given 10 days notice to move.Seems my lease will not be renewed due to the owner wanting to move family into the house...I have looked at so many houses/apartments/condos/townhouses that my head is spinning...avg price here for 3/2 home is $1600 a month and most if not all want the same as a deposit and last months rent AND $250-300 as a pet deposit for my cat. So i am looking at like $5 fucking grand to move in...I'm fucking pissed 2 weeks before Christmas an not having the coin to move!I hate my life.
I was looking for woodburning vids on youtube, and stumbled upon this weirdass cunt. WTF?
Day With A Gay
Yesterday, December 10, was "Day Without A Gay." Which makes today just another Day With A Gay. -le sigh- Day Without A Gay was a lovely chance to see what a workplace could be like without the omnipresent gays around, forcing their gay ways on us, making us think about lesbian sex and orgies and fashion and whether these assless chaps make my butt look big. I jest, obviously. I think about those things whether gay people are around or not. I'm a little creeped out, though, by the Day Without A Gay. The website touting it suggests that people should "Call in Gay!" and then volunteer their time to do things to promote stereotypically gay things like "equal rights." In gay orange font, however, we are informed that "you are encouraged not to call in sick to work. You are encouraged to call in "gay"--and donate your time to service!" Pray tell, in your HR manual, is there a section detailing absence policies related to gayness? I see the one about sickness. There'
What Kind Of Pajamas Are You?
You Are Lingerie You love to be seen as attractive. Being seen as sexy is important to you. You drive everyone crazy... in the best way possible. You love to tease, flirt, and fall in love. You are the type most likely to be sleeping in someone else's bed. What Kind of Pajamas Are You?
Leveling Blog 197
~Jenn~ {R/L gf of Irishguy81}@ fubar 41k to level
Leveling Blog 198
Boxer AKA Mr. Exotic Earthquake@ fubar 20k to level
She's Fine.
She’s fine. She’s witty. She’s intelligent. She’s attractive. She’s my friend and though she’s drinking herself to death, she’s fine. Months ago, we talked daily, for hours on end. She is easy to talk to, quick to listen, quick to make me laugh. When my mother was dying, she was there. Listening, comforting, consoling and joking. She thought she didn’t have anything to offer. She offered more than most. If we had nothing else in common, we did our drinking. She does what I did and she does it just as well. Without explanation, without excuse, she stopped talking to me and she blocked me. Last week, she contacted me asking for help. She described her symptoms: convulsions, puking daily, nausea, itchy/rough dry skin, fatigue, sweating, etc. I suggested she get help. She said she would…until the next day. “How are you?” I asked. “Fine. Don’t call, don’t text, don’t contact me. I’m fine.” Considering she’s half the country away and won’t answer her
Lost Cherry V's Fubar
It seems that a lot of folks here are doing blogs etc about this site, so I thought it time that I put my 2 cents worth into the fray. I have been here for over two years now and have noticed a lot of changes since the lost cherry days. The most significant thing is the race to level up. I have never understood the fascination with getting to Godfather or any of the higher levels. What exactly does it mean, or do? I, for one, liked the title of "rockstar" was cool, but it was only a name and didn't make me a real rockstar, it didn't make me a better or worse person.It was, as most things here are...VIRTUAL. The only thing I can suggest is...don't take this site too is a fun site, and should be treated as such. As I said on Sandy's blog...we can only control what we ourselves do, and shouldn't be worrying about what others are doing. If we could all get back to the ways of lost cherry and enjoy just being here with our friends then I think we would all be a lot
What It's All About.
This is what made my Christmas so perfect. My beautiful son, grandson, and lil mother whom everyone has kept in their thoughts a prayers so much lately. We had another Christmas with her! We don't know how many more if any we will have. I'm smiling. imikimi - Customize Your World
I've always done things my own way. I try and make things as fun as I can. I'm not all that in anyway. I'm just doin whats right. Many of people need to learn alot and grow up. People are always saying kids today. I have deleted and/or blocked people and could care less if people think any less of me for that. Everyone has choices. I talked to many people and seen alot myself. All adults influence a kid(s) in some way. This is an adult site and again people have choices. If some decides to put up NSFW stuff up that up too them and how they set it up it also up to them. People that do nothing but oh I want I need hint hint I could use and thats all they ever do are not a friend. Some people always want thats there choice to do so and anyone who decides to give it to them made one as well. People going around rating people low just to get them stirred up, people have gotten nasty comments, people turn computers on or some leave them on yet are rarely there and live there life for points
Surprise Added Bonus
Goofylady To Oracle
GoofyLady to Oracle Train The Rules: 1. Stop by GoofyLady's page, rate the Default folder of pics... She will be hosting a Happy Hour at 6pm Fu-time... She will have an Auto 11s running as well... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in her pic folder and pick yours up. Please leave her a comment that you have gotten it... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "GoofyLady to Oracle" or something like that... 4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list... 5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request 6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 7. NO DRAMA..
a little touchy, arent we? The one an...: off my list u go ->The one an...: hey, its not mean. Vulgar, maybe The one an...: ur kinda mean us wiccans dont like mean people ->The one an...: the logistics of a vampire killing a werewolf are insane. Though, he does end up boning bella and edwards daughter, so its all good The one an...: ive read them all waiting on the 5th The one an...: im a twilight freak and i dont like him he sux lol edward rocks ->The one an...: Though, the house here HAS read the first, starting the second book. I have my favorite characters too ->The one an...: Personally, jacobs my thing ->The one an...: LMAO!>..i just seen you had some of the gear on yourself The one an...: ur status ->The one an...: ? The one an...: ummm Teh Twilight Fan@ fubar
Big New Changes Coming
Ok Bad Girls.. There Will Be A Few Changes Coming To Sarge's Bad Girls In The Next Few Days...There Will Be A Few Rules All Bad Girls Will Have To Follow.. Also I Will Be Going Through The Roster Of Bad Girls & Those That Show On Their Profiles Haven't Been Online For Longer Than A Week Will Be Deleted & Sent A Message Letting Them Know Why... Also I Have Noticed A Few Girls Wanting To Leave Or Leaving Without Letting Me Know.. I Will Be Giving Everyone A Chance To Let Me Know If They Would Like To Still Be Part Of The Bad Girls ..Those That Do Stay Will Need To Follow My New Rules One More Thing.. I Have Said This Before ..I Do Know That RL Things Such As Illness, Jobs ..ETC. So If You Would Like To Stay One Of Sarge's Bad Girls..But May Have A Reason That Would Keep You From Participating In Everything ...Just Let Me Know And We Will Work Something Out. This Was A Bit Long Thanks For Reading The Sarge To Make Things A Bit E
I'm Going To Give It A Go!
I'm going to still try to get spotlight. My goal is to have the monies by my birthday, March 31st. Dee told me something I felt stupid for forgetting. The best thing to do is rate the people who are offering fubucks for rating them while they have auto 11s running. So...if you know anyone offering fubucks for rates then please, please let me know. Each day, if you see a ticker or know a friend, then send me a shout or private message. I'm going to raise these monies!! LOL Also, if you have any other ideas as how to make some fubucks, then please let me know. I don't want to have to do those darn surveys, HAHA!
Bannable offense, doth she make, propagating hate? Sunshine l...: Bull shit! Popeye is a sailor, fucking hodgy sandnigger ->Sunshine l...: no, your display name. It attracts cock mongors, because the name POPEYE, is a direct phallic reference Sunshine l...: really, maybe in your country ->Sunshine l...: because the name has a penis reference. Sunshine loves Popeye@ fubar
2009 Sucks Already
Just venting.... My fucking car wouldn't start after work. I had to find a ride home and leave my car there. It seems it might be the alternator, I dunno thou cause I'm not a mechanic. Oh and it was freezing cold too. One of the supervisors was so kind to bring me clear out to my house when he commutes to work an hour and half and now he won't be home til 11 or so...and he was out late already. I am usually the one locking up the building but thankfully he was out late helping a tech get unstuck in the fucking snow. Thank you for reading my rant. The End
Cheez Its Are Little Squares Of Doom
*sigh* i am an odd duck. i'm sure you all agree by now, but what makes it all even worse is that i'm both gluten and lactose intolerant. Gluten is a protein found in wheat. Lactose found in dairy. Cutting out anything with one or both of those ingredients from your diet is rather difficult. Even canned vegetable soup has fucking wheat starch. Small amounts spread throughout the week don't really do much harm, but if I were to have a glass of milk 3 days in a row, I'd ache, get headaches, and be so drained of energy it would be a struggle to get out of bed. In other words, I get food hangovers. Thanksgiving was a bitch. My body actually attacks the proteins like they are germs and thus expends lots of energy. cheez its, then, are, indeed, little squares of doom combining both problem proteins into one geometric shape of cheesy, crispy goodness. this is normally fine. i don't buy things i can't eat for myself. however, those fucking bastards have spongebob shaped crackers which d
B*tch, I've Got Rubber Bands.
Sunday, I enjoyed the rain. My windows were up and the cool breeze blew. It brought me the sounds of the drops hitting the neighbor's tin room and the smell of wet, country was peaceful. I enjoyed it. I procrastinated on my homework as usual. After being back in school for 2 1/2 years now, the daily grind has me pretty jaded at the moment....especially since I've become a single mom this year. Add to that the fact that my son is a walking demolition team...and life gets hectic. Rarely do I find myself able to enjoy peaceful moments with wonderful cups of cinnamon hazelnut coffee, but on Sunday, I did. It wasn't long before that disrupted into anger and chaos. The ex brought our son back to me. Early. but what's new? he's always early these days so he can run off on a date with the newest love interest or sex interest...whatever she is. Or, that was at least my frame of mind when he showed up early on Sunday. Then he informed me that he's moving in with her. I boiled
Sew Buttons On Your Underwear.
So, I applied to this job, working in the office for the School of Education department of my college. I really hope I can get this. It could get me get references for after I graduate, and it cuts down on my tuition costs (Always a plus!) And it means I wouldn't have to work at my crappy excuse of a job I am at right now. I mean c'mon, a gas station with 2/8 working pumps, half of our lights are out, we have no heat, no air, oh and most of our shelves are half stocked.... BUT We have a full supply of pipes, hookahs, and grinders, lmfao. *eyeroll* Keep your fingers crossed for me :D
Cubbys Whoreday Is Almost Over
but the whoring wont stop
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Shaydog ~ fu-owned by texas sunflower@ fubar 17,600 to go
Watchmen Movie Gets The Go-ahead
"Superhero movie Watchmen will be released as planned on 6 March after two Hollywood studios resolved a legal dispute over copyright. 20th Century Fox blocked the $130m (£87m) Warner Bros movie claiming it had held the film rights since 1986." Source : Haha!! Relief.
My Niece
my favorite niece just handed me a pair of tickets to the sabres/ducks hockey game for 2/2 here in anaheim. i bleed sabres blue and gold. the seats are right behind the sabres bench i got the best niece in the world thats all
A Night Out With The Girls
This is based on a incident that was told to me from a dear friend here on Fubar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The bar was crowded and the music was beating very loud and the five of us girls quickly saw an empty table. We darted for the table at the same time. We were all laughing because we got to table so quickly. We all continued to laugh as we settled into out chairs. It was so funny and was setting the tone for our evening out. The scents that I smelled were so much of different alcoholic beverages that were being poured up to the customers. But the predominant smell throughout the bar was that of the familiar beer. The hostess came over to our table and we all ordered our first round for the night of favorite longneck beer. When the waitress walked away I locked eyes on this very good looking black gentleman sitting up at the bar. Our eyes locked for just a second but it was filled with sexual tension. He wasn’t a hunk in fact he was r
Maiden Or Priest Fan?
Don't you just love the battle of the bands. This week it's The Number Of The Beast from Iron Maiden versus Screaming For Vengeance from Judas Priest. I know tough call again lol. Voting ends Sunday night at 8 p.m. eastern. Get your votes in!!
My 25 Things List
heres my list. i didnt put in stuff about liking coffee and brunettes.... its probably too serious so ill have to do one about what my fav foods are a idle crap like that.... :D 1. I stand alone in my life, and am the strongest person i know 2. I havent talked to my mother more than 5 times in 20 years 3.I havent talked to my father in 7 years 4. i have supported myself since i was 16 and had to figure out shit on my own 5. Im a good father and my kids come before me 6. my eyes are always open when people get close to me 7. Im the guy who helps you move and buys the beer 8. im lazy because when i do something i refuse to do it half assed 9. im an introvert in social situations until ive assessed who im around 10. my opinion is that people are selfish and motivated by self worth 11. I hate going to the dentist 12. im the quiet guy that doest brag 13. when i like someone its out of instinct 14. Im more comfortable in a small group than in a crow
Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist
"Are you sad that we missed it?" "We didn't miss it. This is it." It's ironic that much of the film revolves around the kids trying to track down the band Where's Fluffy? The answer to that rhetorical question is "Right up there on the screen." Far from being this year's 'Juno', this is just 100% fluff. But it's no less enjoyable for it. The leads are both beyond charming - Cera doing his Juno/Superbad schtick with very little change, Kat Denning being just lovely personified. Very hip soundtrack, as one would hope from the title. So yeah, even if it is just an hour and a half of pretty young kids running around being hip, mooning over each other and listening to hip music, when it's this well done, that's plenty good enough for me.
Are You Freakin Serious?
My feet are cold. The End. Part II; So is my nose. Ok seriously, being jobless sucks, I am so damn bored.
This is the 3rd time that the fucktards delete me because of their tiny penises. I hate redoing my profiles.
Morning Survey
Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you? kind of Do you care about your boyfriend/girlfriend honestly? I don't have a boyfriend What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Dr. Pepper What sport do you enjoy watching? I guess I watch more football What shoes did you wear today? None yet Who is the last person you hugged? Connor What is bothering you right now? Nothing right now Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms? Probably Do you think you'll be married in 10 years? I have no clue Two days from now this time, where will you be? I'll probably be working When things get bad, are you more likely to blame yourself or somebody else? I do both Has someone ever made you a promise and broke it? Yeah, many times. Last person you gave/got a piggy back ride from? Gave: Daniel...Got one from: No idea How do you feel towards the person who last texted you? I ♥ him Do you believe that everything ha
I had an awesome night talking someone's ear off all frigggggggggin night! Thats is all :)
Yea For Me
Brian went to get some Tylenol earlier & brought me home girl scout cookies!!!! Me so happy now. Happy Sunday folks
Llama Leveler Of The Day
NormKewl~Llama Levelers~@ fubar all Llama Levelers will leave 100 pic. rates when done kindly leave a comment below that you have done so.
I will activate my auto 11's. Don't worry i'll open up my folders since they're all private right now. hehe. god mommmy hear i come! ♥
if you had to choose one movie, one cd, one book, and one game, to have while locked in a room for 1 year with no outside contact, what would they be??? movie= forrest gump cd= godsmack 10 years of book= the stand steven king game= nfs most wanted stupid question i know...but wth
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No More
I no take any of this no more.The biggering and bullshit that goes on here is crazy.Where I come from its no like this.I not mean this about all Americans but the ones I have met have been rude or thing they own me. I came back to America the land of the free to do some business that I started here on fubar in meeting men for a video & I have had success in this and I have met some really neat men in person.What I not understand is when someone gets obsessive when we haven't met and cause drama.I can control my other site but here it like a no holds bar.I don't even feel comfortable in going into my lounge and talk to people openingly instead of trying to keep up with my shout box,which I do poorly.I am beginning to feel isolated on a website into feelings I can't move.I not a rude person so I try not to block or ignore.So much has happened here in America that it saddens me to say I think I will just go back home to Datteln.I have major feelings for someone on here but I do not cause
Colorado Dreams
List for trip in June please add thing to list for the trip.
Random Thoughts While Giving Head
Stopping right before the money shot, I had this undeniable urge to stop and say "so now you know how it feels to get head from a man."
Stalker Alert
sooooooooo I have this new stalker...she's over my page all day...and calling me names...HEEEEEEEELP rofl here's the proof
And The Idiot Of The Day Award Goes To......
i know he will get rid of this mumm, so i had to copy and paste, when i read this i laughed so hard i had hot coffee shoot out my nose. mind you the "S Chip" he speaks of is a health insurance plan and he is a moron. Obama and the S Chip created @ 02/4/2009 02:42 pm expires in: 23 hrs [EVERYONE] In no way and I am saying Bush was innocent on this. But Obama has just signed the bill on the S Chip. Now our children, the innocent, being included in the chip and he also wants to expand that to the unemployed. That would mean animals, some military, children and unemployed being implanted with a computer chips or going to be, so far. How long will it before all of us are included...It would be very easy for that chip to be added with DMV, bank and even tracking (GPS) information being included in that chip. Does the name Orwell ring a bell? Maybe 1984 rings a bell? How about Big Brother? Maybe the mark of the beast? It is time for a new government in Ameri
Big Papi
I told him to stay off my bishes!!!!! imikimi - Customize Your World!
Audiogasm and I were having a discussion via shoutbox about how people fade in and out of our lives. Especially on Fubar. One minute they're here and the next, nowhere to be found. We both agree that it's really really sad. You get to know someone, you talk everyday, there's jokes and laughing and also the deep conversations then *POOF*, it's like they never were. Sometimes you luck out and you end up with one less asshole. Meaning, you saw their true colors and you parted ways. But then you have the really good people, the ones you never want out of your life. It seems some evil force wrapped them up in their grip and took them away. Yeah that's a bit dramatic but shit, that's how it feels cuz you have no control. I guess that's just life. People come and go and you're not gonna like it but you have to learn to accept it. All I know is... certain people out there, you know who you guys are. I'm NEVER letting you go *wink* :P -REL
Show Her Some Love
This is an awesome lady and a great friend of mine, she is trying to level before her anniversary date on the 26th of Feb. Help her out if you can please. LOVE ME HARD & LEVEL UP!! ♥NJExoticDiva77 ♥ 100% Jersey Girl ♥ Pyrette of Pirates ♥ (repost of original by ' ♥NJExoticDiva77 ♥ 100% Jersey Girl ♥ Pyrette of Pirates ♥' on '2009-02-03 21:38:27')
Nom Nom Nom
I'm starving, and have ZERO FUCKIN FOOD in my house. Right now my choices are to either visit my dad under a pretense that I miss him, and raid his fridge (he lives a floor above me), or go to either Jap or Russian restaurant to eat. Ughh! UGHHH! *or order something
fubar has it, and some people just have no desire to be happy because they want to wallow in pity from others, well in the morning when i have fully calmed myself, my already small friends list will be even smaller. i have realized tonight that its just not worth putting up with some peoples bullshit. my page, my list, my rules, end of story. i tried to post something positive to share, and people have to bitch, and not so much in the blog but in messages and shouts also you could have easily moved on and you chose not too i hope everyone has a good night i am off for a while
Tagged By Kc
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have an aversion to touching raw meat...I can't touch it without latex...*shrug* 2. I speak Italian..whole family is it was kinda normal I guess 3.I am double jointed in my hands 4.Music appeases me..I relate closely to it and it is always playing..I feel disjointed without it. 5. I think snakes are jokin..I have had them since I was 18 and find them to be wonderful and low maintenance companions. 6. I am a fidgety person...i can't sit still..I am always fidgeting or multitasking. 7.I will be relocating this summer 8. I am a soccer mom..I don't exactly fit in with the other
Threesomes Share
Now here's what your supposed to do....and please do not spoil the fun..Start a new note,delete my answers and put in your own.Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn alot of little known things about each other. Three names I go by. 1) Bob 2) Superman 3) Bull Three jobs I have had in my life. 1)Recon/Auto Detailer 2)UPS (present job) 3)Have my own pt Detailing/PressureWash buiss. Three places I have lived. Hmmm tough one lol 1) Maine 2) Maine 3) Maine Three TV shows I watch. 1)King of Queens 2) CSI 3)Seinfeld Three places I have been. 1)NorthConway N.H 2)Florida (was to young to remember) 3)Vermont Three people that e-mail be regularly. Well this would be N/A cause i dont email except for the fu-mail lol. Three of my Favorite foods. 1)Chicken 2)Ham 3)Potatoes Three things I would like to do. 1)Go to Colorado to watch the Broncos 2)Compete in a fitness Competition 3)Be a Great fa
Venting About Dell
Let me explain what's going on with my laptop, for those that don't know. It seems to have a mind of it's own. The DVD drive will open by itself, it won't read my memory card from my camera, and it will just shut down on its own. Now keep in mind that I've only had my laptop for about 7 months, if that. The DVD drive thing started the first day I got it. I didn't think much of it at first, I thought maybe the way I was sitting, I was hitting the button for it and not knowing it. After a week of it opening on its own, I called Dell and they said that they wanted ME to take the DVD drive out myself. I told the tech that I had no idea what I was doing and if I screwed it up more, I was NOT paying for it to be fixed right. He didn't seem to happy about that, but I did it. After that, it's only done it a few times. The shutting off happened the first time last month. I thought maybe I'd just had it on for too long and didn't think anything about it. But earlier this week, it done it 3 tim
I just don't think I can mumm anymore today. Too many people purposely looking to start a fight. The self righteous people are getting to me. I think I may spend the day point whoring and making salutes once the happy hours start rolling.
S Is For Sex!
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Stacie 2. A four letter word: sure 3. A boy's name: Shawn 4. A girl's name: Saundra 5. An occupation: Sales Clerk 6. A colour: Silver 7. Something you wear: Shoes 8. A food: Sandwich 9. Something found in the bathroom: Soap 10. A place: Sacramento, CA 11. A reason for being late: Sick 12. Something you shout: STOP!!! 13. A movie title: Snatch 14. Something you drink: soda 15. A musical group: System of a Down 16. An animal: Seal 17. A street name: Summers St. 18. A type of car: Shelby Cobra 19. Th
I Will Be Gone For A While
I will be off fubar for a while. I will only be on to get rid of my 11's and won't have time to talk or do much more than drop my 11's. I am in the proses of moving and had my internet shut down. I have 7 slipped disks in my neck pressing against my brain stem. It makes my right arm numb 24/7 and I deal with pain daily. After I get settled into a new place I will set a doctors appointment for surgery. I am not sure how soon it will be till surgery takes place or how it will turn out, but I will return to all my friends here on fubar as soon as I can. I will miss everyone and be thinking about all the good times. Always thinking of you. Much love Ser William
Busted .... Pfft!
The corporate Net Nanny software tagged Fubar as a social networking site today and access was summarily blocked. Yeah, I know, this is really a point whoring site, not a social networking site, but I'm not going to debate this one with the front office. So ... no more daily comments, at least not for a few days until I can decide how to work this into my at-home fubar routine.
I've been looking for this Russian movie called "Dust" forever, and am totally unable to find it ANY FRIGGIN WHERE! WTF??! It was released in 05, and is completely impossible to find online or in the store. I've checked every one of 4 Russian video stores in my area, unsuccessfully. Its annoying.
Watchmen Oon Imax going to see Watchmen on IMAX today just wanted to rub it in Neener neener neener
Potential Pu$$ycats
  Please take the time to check their pages & even speak with them a little if you want to & then leave a comment on what you think. Please nothing negative written here. If you have an issue with a potential please send a private message to either Last, Damien or Smack Daddy and it will be discussed. That includes if someone has not finished the process. We all know the process is long and time consuming so just have some patience with them. Thanks!! please check out the Potential PlayMatez &  Pimpz album
does anyone have any camera knowledge out there in the wonderfulness of fu-land, or is their only fu-tards amongst us all ...well at any rate I am looking for a camera/camcorder that is like combined?!?!?!, but I am not sure as to what to look for..I always thought my old trustworthy 110 camera with the flash on top or my cell phone was the shit!!!...But it seems their are more fancier and cooler stuffs out there... any help is greatly appreciated Oh and have a good day
I Will Miss All My Many Friends
This is it, i'm done, it's over. I have 1 auto 11's 1 running now, and 1 other, when they are done so am I. I only have yet to figure out who to give my fortune too? Thats right i have fuBucks: 19,410,611 [FuDIC Insured!] It has been a pleasure, i have had my FUN, and now I am done with FUBAR. Just a day or 2 to run the auto 11's and i'm out of here. For those that wish to stay in touch,,,,I am now @ ENVY!!!! PS: Baby J, is now preventing me from giving you all the invite link,,,drop me your email, i will send it to anyone who cares to try envy. or just drop me a line, that has fubar in the title,
Pleasure Ocean
Little touches whisper their way over smooth, silken skin; these are touches that say hello. The conversation continues: flesh tingles at touches light; languishingly sensuous, brushing along the edges of muscles before bringing firmer pressure to bear, pressing and easing the strains and pains of the day into warm, fuzzy oblivion. The hands press flat, palms dragging down a shapely, curved back, thumbs teasing along the edges of her spine. She stirs under the touch, murmuring soft, approving noises under her breath, teeth unseen plucking at her bottom lip. The touch of his hands cease before the shapely curve of her bare bottom. She lets out a quiet sigh; it's not actually disappointed, but pleased, especially when the touch resumes at that little crease where bottom and thighs merge. Fingers dig in - just enough - and press downwards, moving over the backs of her thighs. Tension eases in little waves that run up through her body, and the little pleased squirm of hips undoubtedly g
Candi Is Hung
candis kok makes me have an erection
Picture a dark big city dead-end alley. At the edge of the alleyway is a lone street light. Under the light is a manhole ... A businessman walking past notices a hippy looking dude atop the manhole, The man - a laid back - real cool looking cat - was rocking the manhole cover back & forth singing and seemingly having a good time. The businessman is curious and goes down the ally to investigate. As the man gets closer he hears the hippy singing loudly: "Forty-four ... Forty-four" The businessman, questions the hippy: "Excuse me, good sir ... You seem to be having a good time; Might I ask what you are doing there on that manhole?" The hippy slides his sunglasses down without missing a beat to his swaying motion atop the manhole replies with a smirk: "44 ... It's the latest thing ... 44" The hippy Continues: "Everyones doing it ... 44 ... 44 ... 44" The hippy continues to rock the manhole cover with a styl
I can't sleep. I keep thinking of my little boy going into surgery tomorrow. I keep getting told it's a routine procedure. I just want to punch someone. I don't care if it's routine. That hernia surgery is no big deal. This is my boy we are talking about. My light, my hope. I feel like I can't breathe and my stomach is churning. This has been the most fucked up week. The amazing thing is how brave and optimistic he is about this. He just can't wait to get home tomorrow and be out of school for a week. JFC! I thought about taking a vicodin but I hate the way it makes me feel. And I've barely eaten because I feel like I'm going to puke. I just wish it was over. More though I wish he didn't have to go through it. I would gladly be in his place. Sorry guys I just needed to get it out.
Dogs, Breakfast And Poop
great fuckin title huh? not one fuck or cunt in there, the lack of sleep is getting to me. i took in another hound, a 4 year old male yellow lab. a rescue dog. he was living on someones second story apartment patio for 4 months waiting for his owner to come back and get him he`s a great dog, housebroken, affectionate and and very well mannered. of course with being around new dogs and change of diet he developed a severe case of the runs. have him on white rice and boiled chicken breast for the second day. i can tell it`s working. he was farting every 5 minutes and it smelled like it came from the devils own ass,that is clearing up and he hasn`t squirted all over the yard since last evening. the only problem is he is worse than any puppy or the other rescues i`ve had as far as his neediness.will not let me out of his sight. he woke me up at least 6 times just to rub his neck for a minute and then he would lay back down and snooze out again. any ideas on how to get a little bit
Just An Update
I have not given up on the dog park. After the last visit I noticed Baxter hind legs would get stiff if he had been laying down for a while. I don't know if this is from the douchey guy laying on him or from just all that running. I think I have stated before I don't run. I am pretty sure it was the douchey guy though. The past week has been a working week. I watched 2 episodes of The Dog Whisperer. I now am fairly confident that I am a certified Beast Master and I expect my loin cloth uniform in the mail any day now. The main thing I learned from Ceaser is that my dog is fine and that I am a total mess. The problem at the dog park happened because I did not put Baxter in the right frame of mind to begin with. I am also a terrible person and I should probably be wearing a muzzle out in public. So we have been working with other dogs in the neighborhood on being a less aggressive. I say we because this takes a lot of work on my part. Last night a fairly good looking guy s
In Russia, there is a thing that kids do nowadays: they go to the train tracks, then wait for a train to get close, and lay on the tracks, in the groove inbetween. Its is deep enough for them to lay without getting touched by the train, so it goes over them. Smart? Not really. I posted a pic of it in my folder, and there were people saying how cool that is, and how they should try doing that. Am I responsible for future train deaths? Or for Darwin in action?
Help? She Said She Wanted Shiny...
    I really have nothing too fancy to say, but how about you send this awesome chick some bucks so she can get the spotlight? Let me know if ya do and I'll make a salute or something. [shrug] I dunno, but she just needs it, k? Click the pic below and go to her profile. Don't forget to click the little green button!!!! Suga Lips™~~Donnie's Pet@ fubar Remember, if you give her bucks..let me know so I can at the very least make you a salute!! [[Per]]™ Owned by Drunk1™@ fubar
The cunts made me work on Saturdays AGAIN, sooo     Leaving Spanvines, biatches!
P { MARGIN: 0px } UL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } OL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } "Social Tendencies"   What do you do, when conscience fails? Do you shy away from society, as the blood of the innocent, and guilty alike, permeate our very being?   We forbid the thought. We don't help. We don't change. We don't attempt to make things better.   But, we think we do. Ah, the blessing of self-denial. Ignorance is bliss, for those who don't know that they should know better.   Which is no one.   We all know better. Yet, ignore the very thought. Every good notion, etheric. As our all encompassing darkness prevails.   We close our eyes to death
ok guys u know i keep my friends list short .. so i dont mind sharing .. alot of u have seen my staus sick and in hospital.. well after alot of may be this maybe that lets try this lets try that. ive so far had 4 blood transfusions as well as a bunch of tests. well Monday i went to the oncology center. and well it looks very much like i have bone cancer. something to do with anemia being persistant and high calcuim levels .. so this friday im going for a bunch of bone scans.. basically i just wanted my friends kept up to date and maybe someof the reasons while i jus rate n rate to keep my mindof stuff.. This is all very new to me i dont think i have really taken it in yet .. so i dont know much till they do more stuff then next friday i go for D day back at the oncology center i guess to find out finally whats going on .. i just dont feel a doctor would say to u it looks like bone cancer if he wasnt pretty sure ..   gurls remember check ur skirt isnt tucked in ya knickers when ya lea
It's been a while since I've posted something that said I didn't have anything to say. Mainly cause I don't have anything to say about not having anything to say. Somehow I could see this becoming a vicious loop. I'm not going to put a lot of effort into this, as you can tell. I'm mainly typing now so I look busy at work. I get a new office soon. If I still have my job. I'm bored. I'm moving this weekend. You guys don't really care. So I'm gonna find friends who do! *sobs*
New Friends
Apparently, this guy really really likes me... you should go and show him some love too.... he's really really special and stuff... see what i mean: Aramistan ...: BITCH COME C ME IN CINCINNATI I KICK UR AZZ THROUGH UR FACE SUGARBRITCHES->Aramistan ...: oh, wait, i know....are you trying to tell me that you are a pedophile????->Aramistan ...: wow...that's great.... did your grandma help you out witht hat one in between gum jobs?Aramistan ...: BITCH FUCK UR KID->Aramistan ...: get the fuck out of my shoutbox, cock-gobblerAramistan ...: http:...
salute requirements suck...   that is all
How come mummerfolks will call someone on having someone blocked if and only if it isn't a regular? Grr.  Just once in a while I wish the standards went across the board...
My Brain Does What It Wants
I dumped my boyfriend of nine years a few weeks ago. It has been weird, because he has communicated more and been nicer since I dumped him than he has in the past two years, thanks to the fact that we still share a phone plan and just bought the crackberry curve... Actually, if you want the truth, I finalized the break-up via blackberry to blackberry messenger, a true sign of what a 21st Century Betty I am. I digress. I went to his myspace page today, and saw some girl I don't even know leave him photo comments. I didn't even have the decency to muster up any jealousy. My subconscious, on the other hand, seems to be doing that work for me. I woke up from a dream, in which my ex was marrying another woman, and when they got to the "hold their peace" part, I flew down the aisle, pleading and sobbing and making a giant scene about how I still loved him and asking him why he wouldn't marry me. Then, even more odd, the dream subdivided. In the first half, the wedding came to a halt,
So Dougie and I, being both foreign movie junkies, got this Italian movie from Netflix- Salo.   I dont think I will ever be the same... It is based in Nazi Italy, and is revolved around a buncha old sick men and women capturing a buncha boys and girls, raping and torturing them in process.   This movie is perfect for you, if you are into:   naked 17 yo boys and girls a 17 year old boy fucking an old man up the ass an old man making a naked girl eat his shit an old man spreading his ass and showing it off to everyone bizarre graphic orgies a teen boy jerking an old dude off an old woman graphically describing having anal at 7 yo with a 50 yo guy describing him jerking off and cumming on her face after she peed in his mouth when she was 9yo   teens fucking each other as punishment   nipples being burnt off   a tongue being cut out   an eyeball being cut out catch the drift  
Just A Note (like Old Times)
Tomorrow, May 2nd, marks the 7th anniversary of a friend's murder. I can't really explain why I felt the urge to do so, but...   Matt, I miss you. I think I gave up on simply "getting over" that fact a long time ago. 7 years later and you're on my mind here and there for a myriad of reasons... This time of year I can't help but think of you... around your birthday, holidays, and even random moments in my day, you're there. Any mention of soccer, you. Can't hear a RHCP song without you popping into my head or P.O.T.U.S.A., for that matter (millions of peaches, peaches for me. millions of peaches, peaches for free). Forget wrestling--can't watch it :) (but, admittedly, I also grew out of that one). Jokes about phone boning, and well, I did it first with you, and I smile. For this reason or that, you show up even now, 7 years after your death. I guess what I mean to say is that I carry you in my heart. Always have. I'm sorry you didn't get the chance to walk into a bar and buy a drin
Norfolk And Norwich Festival
We went to the launch of the Norfolk and Norwich Festival last night, in front of the Millenium Library in Norwich.  Weirdest show I ever did see.  Nine people in flowing black robes gliding about like daleks, with their hats on fire, playing weird made-up instruments - I only wish I could track down some footage of it on YouTube to show ya.  It was damned cool though...  
So, my ex Dimitry has contacted me, and we are talkin on yahoo. I was with him for almost 3 yrs, we planned on gettin married, have kids, etc.   Well, he is now, only not to me and not with me, ofcourse. Well, I totally forgot why I used to get into fights with him every day,   I am curious about his life now, but the shit he says just fuckin boils my blood. From him talking shit about my homecity -he is from St Petersburg-huge rivalry there, to bein a Jew hater (go figure). I dont get it, he was the one to contact me, and now he is majorly pissin me off.
Y@y Me!!!
I got the house I wanted!!!! I will be moving in about a month!!! Y@Y ME!!!!!
Live Nude Girls, Part Iii
For the final installment of my “Live Nude Girls” series, I’m going to discuss the fully nude clubs.  As I mentioned before, strip clubs are a massive, sucking vortex of sin.  They pull you deeper and deeper into their world – like a Dyson vacuum with special penile attachment.  Not that I would know anything about boning a vacuum.    Honest.  Stop looking at me like that.   OK, I schtupped a Dust Buster one time.  But that’s because I had some stray lint on my junk and I got a little curious.   I won’t get into the club décor too much because they run the gamut just like the topless clubs.  There are nicely appointed clubs and, in contrast, there are complete sleaze factories.  It all just depends on the quality of the women and the amount of money you want to spend.  One significant difference is that most nude clubs are not allowed to serve alcohol.  I’m not sure of the reasoning here.  Apparently, booze + naked boobies = kosher fun,
Pro-gas Chamber Bill
NC House Ag Committee Passes Pro-Gas Chamber Bill Gas Chambers Update May 7: The North Carolina House Agriculture Committee has voted to pass HB 27.  The original bill was re-written, and the final language was withheld from the public until after the vote. Go here for a copy. The secrecy was probably to limit protests. This bill now sanctions the use of CO gas for killing all shelter animals. In fact, use of CO gas chambers is now one of 2 methods that must be used in killing shelter animals. CO gas chambers would be elevated by HB 27 as not only an acceptable means of killing shelter animals but one sanctioned and even preferred by the state. This bill will mean it is less likely that North Carolina shelters will stop using gas chambers.  The other method of euthanasia allowed is intravenous or intraperitoneal injection of sodium pentobarbital or an equivalent drug.   HB 27 does not indicate one method is preferred over the other, meaning the state would sanction both equal
Went and saw Star Trek tonight. Was pretty good. What was even better, but maybe slightly sad was that I think I was one of the dorks in the movie going, hrm...that doesn't follow the story. We sat through the credit roll to see if they had anything at the end of the movie. Why do they put stuff at the end of the movie? I think it's to annoy the cleaning crew who have to wait until everybody leaves before they start. This was the first movie I have seen in the theater since that Christmas one that I can't remember the name of from half a year ago. Definitally not as enjoyable as an ending. Hah. Now I'm gonna stare at the wall while my laundry dries.
I fuckin swear...have any of you fu's ever used a damn pen in yer life?.....i see salutes from people...that rival the penmanship of a damn kindergardener......fer fucks sake......if you cant manage to get the spelling right.....can you atleast make the shit look decent?....seriously.... now im sure people will talk shit....i dont really care....some of you may have decent penmanship.....but gotdamnit!!!,,,most of you fucks write like retarded lil chitrens.... maybe im biased......i love letters..and the many styles they come in.....and being able to manipultate them to fit a certain setting is real big with me....ive drawn letters on many different surfaces for along time...AND never..(well..maybe once...) came off toy as im not saying i havnt thrown away alot of pieces of paper....but damn...if yer making something for someone.....try to make it look like you can spell and stay within the lines if need be....   fuckin fu-tards...
Real Real Smart
so...........its been a while ..6-7 months since my last sightings BUT I BACK AND BLAH BLAH BLAH!!   ...any how...i go to the grocery store to score some food for work..and half of the main road is blocked off by cops! 2 unmarked cars, 3 staties, and some of the local jonny law. (okay no big deal probally some stupid kid doing something dumb) after i score some food for the week.....i got to the local liquor store to score the drink of CHAMPIONS (bacardi mafuckers) and my buddy who works there tells me that some cop got shot......WITH HIS OWN GUN, then steals his cruiser. the neighbor hood that this went down in is about a mile from my house and right across the street from the local packy store!....... then it dawns on me.....this dumb sack of shit ....shoots a cop, steals his cruiser, and only fuckin makes it like 2 miles before gittin pulled over!......why even do stupid shit like that! i mean shit atleast make it too  the damn high way ..STUPID FUCKIN PEOPLE I SWEAR!
I am ranked #666 for the 2nd time in less than a month Fu trying to tell me something?
My Thought Process On A Lesson To Be Read,acknowledged,and Remembered
A lesson to be read,acknowledged,and remembered Live By: Life is not a puzzle or riddle to be solved,just a mystery to be lived.Live out your imagination,instead of out of your memory...for everyone who lives dies,but not everyone who dies has lived.Be hated for who you are,instead of being loved for someone you're not.Everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt...Everyone deserves that chance...after all....they are only askin for what you were granted by your friends,your family,and those who are closest to you.Look where all that started from...a chance,an opportunity,a risk that they were gonna be worth it.For those that do you wrong,the ones that lie,the ones who attempt to sway or use you...see them as someone who didn't get the right chance at the time in their life when they needed it most and decided to give imagine if they had always had that chance.No one likes to be thought of as a one wants to be made an idiot one cares to be taken advantage of
I can't sleep, I dont wanna be here but i dont wanna watch tv... and silence isnt exceptable..... I have a ton of tasks to do this up coming week in every spectrum of my world.....I should be resting to be ready to tackle what comes at me as I know nothing ever goes easy..... yet .. i cant...... *sighs* The inner frustration with myself is rising my blood presure and i wanna snap someones neck.. anyone ..and no one inperticular ....More so for the feel of something else being fragle and the power of knowing I crushed it....but the gooey feeling it would leave in my hand I would reveal in.....  My brain runs without puncuation so if you followed any of this ....kudos to u.
A Good Joke
How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?   An obscure, cool number that YOU haven't even heard of.
Survey Says...
How did you get one of your scars?My sister busted my skull open when I was 3How did you celebrate your last birthday?I really didn't.  Plus my phone was shut off at Midnight at thhe start of my Bday, and I thought everyone forgot about me :| How are you feeling at this moment?eh...How did your night go last night?It was busy.How did you do in high school?I was one of those students that were too smart for the stuff they were teaching, so I was bored with school and refused to do the work in protest and got lousy grades because of it... I know, makes no senseHow did you get the shirt you're wearing?Im still wearing my scrubsHow often do you see your best friend?I don't see a lot of my friends nearly as much as I used to.How much money did you spend last month?Fair amount.How old do you want to be when you get married?25... that age passed :PHow old will you be at your next birthday?its simple math people...When is it?May 12thYour mothers name?MarieWhat did you do last weekend?NothingW
No Gato...
Jack hasn't come home. I'm thinking he's gone. Either snatched up by some crazy cat lady or run over but a cat hating redneck. I keep fighting the urge to cry because then it would be too real that we lost a family member.       he's the black and white one...
At least three people have written to me regarding the last F-word, in which I answered a question from some dude who's looking to find a wife on fubar.  All of the men who wrote to me were like, "Hey, if you're looking for a long term relationship, I'm mildly retarded, but I'm totally available and would like to have sex with you." That's a rough paraphrase.  One of the guys has epilepsy and can't work or drive, but assures me he's a great guy and whatnot. This shouldn't need to be explained.  I don't write the questions for the F-Word.  I write the answers.  And thanks, but I'm not at all interested.
No One Will Read This Anyway...
remember the days when mummers weren't point whores?
Improving My Overall Health
Just a brief note to say that I quit smoking last night. Along with that, I am implementing many others changes. Today I will attempt jogging again, hehe, even though some odds may be against me, it is something I have to try. I miss it and my ankles need strengthening real bad. I am diabetic and following my diet, I've been exercising here in my home as well as in the pool. I'm drinking more water. Please do this, it is the Kindest thing you can do for your body--keep it hydrated, tyvm. Thanks to all of you who are supporting me in my endeavors, I love you all to death and yep, I need ya too. Have a great day.....let's get physical peeps!
Okay, I have no real reason to blog...I just feel like getting some attention....My birthday is Weds and I plan on mumming the hell out of...I'm even gonna ask what color panties to wear for my b-day....Well, maybe not...I won't people are too mean.     p.s. my blogs have been opened up to everyone now...i stopped meeting cool people who blog stalked me...and that really outweighs jackasses who came here to flame me...
In Defense Of Michael Vick
In defense of Michael Vick …Ya know, I was one of the masses starting to pile upon Michael Vick for the whole dog fighting scandal. But then, a voice of reason spoke out amidst the haze. A beacon of virtue, if you will, pointed the way for me …His name is Stephan Marbury.Cause when I think “Moral Bellwether” … I think “Stephan Marbury”.  Because Adidas told me to back in 2003.Marbury, in all his yearning for street cred, had the following to say about dog fighting – “I think it's tough,'' Marbury said, according to Albany TV station Capital News 9. "I think, you know, we don't say anything about people who shoot deers or shoot other animals. You know, from what I hear, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors.''This statement really got me thinking – yeah, what about those people who shoot deers? I, for one, have shot deers, gooses, and meese and nobody has ever tried to ruin my NFL career over it. How is this
~*dear Mr. President *~
Dear Mr. President Come take a walk with me Let's pretend we're just two people and You're not better than me I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep What do you feel when you look in the mirror Are you proud How do you sleep while the rest of us cry How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye How do you walk with your head held high Can you even look me in the eye And tell me why Dear Mr. President Were you a lonely boy Are you a lonely boy Are you a lonely boy How can you say No child is left behind We're not dumb and we're not blind They're all sitting in your cells While you pave the road to hell What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay I can only imagine what the first lady has to say You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine
Bitch Slap ???
·  ♥AnDrEa MaRiE♥ smacked you upside the head with a Pimp Hand: Profile comments blocked! · fubar shop just sent you a message! ·  ♥AnDrEa MaRiE♥ smacked you upside the head with a Pimp Hand: MuMM comments blocked! · fubar shop just sent you a message! ·  ♥AnDrEa MaRiE♥ smacked you upside the head with a Pimp Hand: Photo comments blocked! · fubar shop just sent you a message! ·  ♥AnDrEa MaRiE♥ smacked you upside the head with a Pimp Hand: Rating blocked! · fubar shop just sent you a message! ·  Angel ♥AnDrEa MaRiE♥ just checked you out! wow ,talk about bullshit  :P:P plehhhh     look at what this bitche's status says      (Want me toPimpHand someone? Bling me a 1 credit)   this is bullshit for the fact of getting banned from doing almost everything on here for 30 minutes .this must be one of the new things babyj was talking about doing to the mumms :P:p i am sure if af
Basic Rules For Classic's Lounge
Rules for Classics lounge i think we are all adults in here look at a few simple rules to lounge by  1)DO NOT GET NAKED ON OUR CAMS we dont wanna see how WET you are how BIG  you are DO THAT IN PRIVATE simple FLASHING is ok just dont be the one who does it to extreme's you can get EJECTED AND BANNED for your nudity! NO CAM DIRECTING you are not our master dont try to be one You can get SILENCED, EJECTED AND BANNED by doing so 2 RESPECT OUR STAFF AND MEMBERS if you have a issue with a staff member take it up with rocks tom or luna DO NOT PUT DRAMA IN OUR LOUNGE also we wont put up with any one making fun or negative name calling THIS IS NOT HIGH SCHOOL 3) NO DRAMA !  We don't need it, won't put up with it,  so take it elsewhere!  (That goes for guys and/or gals!) your drama will get you SILENCED EJECTED and BANNED if needed 4) NO GRAPHIC SEXING please dont show off for your man or woman by graphic sexing others dont care or wanna see it GOOD WAY TO GET SILENCED EJECTED AND BANNED I
Did You Hear?
Oh sorry reality called....rates don't make you cool ~~Thick & Curvy..., 66666
A Little Truth
So I'm genuinely sorry that people died and stuff but holy fuck if I hear Thriller one more goddamn time I'm going to go on a murderous rampage. Also, I'm so proud that Leia approves of me... · ╚»Princess.Leia... became your fan! · ╚»Princess.Leia... rated you a '10'! Along with a can of fuweiser was this message: "I stopped by to re-rate your profile and fanned you in the past. If you could take a sec, and rate my profile and fan me, great! Have a great week! Click the pic below to access my pics. 'Princess Leia luvs bling -Laurie" She's lucky I just don't have the energy to be a cunt tonight.
Most Men Love Slutty, But Respect Modesty.
lesson one   If you want to be treated with respect by the majority of men, here or anywhere else...... dress and act accordingly.   case in point: stupid bish scrolls across the top of my screen whinin about how she got blocked cuz she wouldnt give up the e-pussy, then goes blaming him for taking that angle at her. I go to investigate her pics if said man was provoked, and sure shit, her boobs are 3/4 hanging out of her shirt.  Now I have no problem with boobs hangin 3/4 outta teh shirt, I think its hot, but on  the same token, its also slutty, not sexy.  ok so me, like most men, like slutty, ok get it? got it? good!   BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT   dont bitch and moan about gettin respect from men, if you dont have the self respect to cover up a bit.   lesson two   the difference between sexy and slutty. some men will say its the body underneath, particularly if they are tryin to nail said body. but really the difference is this........ provided ur job is not a
Flying Home!
I took these videos coming home yesterday. In the second one you can hear the man behind me telling his wife everything he sees. I really wish he'd shut up. The landing caught me by surprise, but that's because, to me, it didn't look like we were getting ready to land. Next thing I know...we hit the runway, lol. Oh well. The videos wouldn't post in the they are in the comments.
Why Still Health Break And Where Did Those Nsfw And Personal Pics Go?
Just a quick note to say such a HUGE THANK YOU to all my friends and family that have been keeping me shit-faced, rating my pictures and keeping my account going.  Although my ranking dropped some, it certainly didn’t much thanks to some very awesome friends.  I thank you from the bottom of my heart.   I am still unable to come back due to health issues although I shall be back soon.  I have autos and bombs that I need to run and then assess what to do with my account.   For those who were looking and noticed, yes, My NSFW pics are ALL deleted and most of my individual pics as well.  After the debaucle of having my pics posted on an adult website, they were posted to CraigsList last week with some very crude offering of myself, so apparently, pictures of me need to be very scarce.  I’ve deleted all my profiles from websites except a couple now and shall begin the never-ending work of trying to remove personal info from the internet.  It’s amazing how much is out t
Booby Trap
And no, not my boobies.  Or my trap. I had to move out of my house this weekend; thus kitty and I are trapped in my parents' lair for a few days.  (Kitty isn't that fond of grandma and grandpa tastic.  But she assures me that tunafish will help her cope.) You might ask: Why did you have to move out of your house for the weekend?  And I will grumble and launch into the tale.  The house I'm living in isn't mine.  It's my parents' second farm, and it's actually a hunting lodge.  And every summer, some family comes and rents the house so they can all stay together for a family reunion.  They're old people.  Old people apparently do these things. Anyway, I spent the better part of this week (and by "better part" I mean the "worst part, the part when I wasn't boozing by a campfire") getting ready for their arrival, packing my things, cleaning, putting my stuff away. I wouldn't really care that much about putting my things away, but I was warned that they're very snoopy people.  When they
Point Cunts
Why do people feel the need to enter a stupid ass auction? Why do people want to see their value measured in pointless cyber points and fubux? Are they that insecure that they need to have their little egos stroked?    
so my ex is texing me asking me if im ever gonna date or if im gonna ever get married in the future and of course i said yes and now shes all butt hurt   this is the same girl that still sleeps with her baby blanket and just had a baby with some random dude
I realized today that I'm more than likely going to be an angry old woman. Probably to the point that even my own kids won't have anything to do with me. Why do I say that, you ask? Well, it's because I've always hated old people. Okay, maybe not all of them, just a vast majority of them. They seem to do things that annoy the crap out of me. Like repeat things over and over. And I'm not talking about childhood stories, I mean telling you to do things over and over. Even though it's only been a minute since they told you to do it the first time. I'm seriously not deaf. Or how they tell you they get a senior discount. Really? You mean I'm blind too? Or when they throw their money down on the counter and you have to pick it up with a smile on your face, acting like it doesn't bother you. Every time they do that, I want to throw their food at them. But I don't. I play nice and I'm really sweet to them. There are quite a few more things that they do that bother me, but I don't really feel
So I cut myself on this rusty piece of fence earlier whilst playing some football. It's near the middle on my left  palm, so I've spent the rest of the day since trying to avoid the cut so I don't aggravate it. It's just not possible, so I found this liquid sort of healing aid stuff, supposed to stop infections and stuff, acts as a second skin so to speak.   Holy fuck that shit hurt, was worse than when I cut myself. Think iodine on an open wound x 5.   I later read that it should not be applied to open wounds....
How To Make Your Name Black
It's simple really if your a vip simply go to your account settings and go to where you change from pink or blue and click on the color gray!
Manson Is A Pussy
I watched a documentary on the charles manson story earlier and it made me think a little. It portrayed him as one of the most evil serial killers in history because of the way that he managed to seduce seemingly normal kids into committing horrific acts of violence. basically he utilised something called group will, an old trick known by ancient people. have two people say something to a third that is clearly wrong nine times out of ten they will agree and submit to group will. it then went on to say how unique in history this situation was, well basically i thought that was bollocks there were cults in india in the 1200's that seduced young people into committing violent acts. violence resulting in thousands of murders in horrific orgies of bloodlust. mansons family i think would have been consigned to the annals of local history and given the occasional airing on serial killer documentaries had it not been for the murder of sharon tate. this single murder is the only rea
I want pic suggestions and outfit suggestions for new pics that i'm gonna take in a few hours.. Both SFW and NSFW. Tell me your idea and if I use it, you will get a special pic of it with a salute. So come on people, this will be fun.   Xoxo Annipoo
F*cking Computer
So my computer seems to have finally decided not to want to turn on again. This may unfortunately mean a system restore which is goddamn annoying as hell. I've typed this via my PS3, so I wont actually be able to see comments 'till my computer works again, just wanted to let people know.
Too Much Time....
I hate when you have too much time on your hands so you start thinking...start reading way too much into things...start thinking about things that probably aren't true....trying to sabotage your own happiness.....I loathe this part of myself...I have this amazing boyfriend but I'm going to end up ruining it because of my own insecurities....I have to stop, find ways to occupy my brain so I stop doing this shit.
Hmm, Interesting
I have been tryin to achieve a status of "that hated cunt" for a while, and alas! My prayers have been answered!   however, I dont understand one thing:   why do people waste their time pretending to be my friends, when they dislike me?? Its not like they will get laid, or have me send them any pics. I just really wonder. I cant be THAT intriguing and interesting for people to spend their precious time idlessly chatting with me and trying to get the info out of me. Esp since I post a lot of public blogs, and nothing about me is really a secret.   just wondering
Don't Hate Me 'cause I'm Beautiful
Oh Hai!   It’s me, SteamingBeaver4u, and I’m here to guest blog for Ketch today.  He decided he better go down to the free clinic after our little “rendez-fu” last night.  I don’t know what his fuckin’ problem is, but he woke up and hurried out the door without even eating his breakfast.  ** sigh ** Another can of Beanie Weenies goes to waste!   Anyways, he left his login up so I thought I would jump on here to introduce myself.  As you can see, I’m one hot piece of chocha AND I know how to cut a bitch.  So watch yourselves skanks!!  I know you’re after my man!!   Excuse me a sec – “Seagram!!  Seagram!!  Don’t let your baby sister play with the knives!!!”   Sorry.  Where were we?  Oh yeah … And I know some of you ladies want to know how a fine azz, hard partyin’, snizzbizcuit like myself gets all the good Fu-fellas.  So I’m here to help. 
Have You Ever Seen Anyone Grow Bird Seed ???
me neither until i walked out on my porch the one day and looked at one of my bird feeders and saw this :     i was like "what in the hell:O:O"  lol
Certain Someone
I know this will probably get deleted, but I feel like warning people about a certain someone on here that alot of people started up friendships with. I dont want to start up drama, but I have to in order for no one to get hurt. That person was pretending pretty hard to be my friend for a very long time, trying to pry himself into my pants (which he now vehemntly denies, calling me ugly in process :) Upon being told that even if I was single, he wouldn't have had a chance for various reasons (main was that I didn't trust him from start), he got really butt hurt and went as far as to create a fake profile named RussianSlutt, posting all my private info in it, inculding pics. Ofcourse he denied doing so, even though the profile's IP address was traced to his computer.   He managed to uncuccessfulyl lie about his past, thinking for some reason that lying about being in prison and having a kid shot in a drive-by would score some sympathy points. It didn't, since I could smell BS a mile
Very Important Plz Read!!
i (bluedemon) has been faced with a problem since chief left the group he has stated that adding guys to the group was something he was not going to put up with .... now why he is trying to say what he thinks after quiting ..i'm not sure what he is trying to prove but he and i started 2nd Alarm Hotties so i was thinking i share the name also but instead of fighting with him i'm asking you all what should we do rename it and move on or fight for the name he is willing to spend money just to keep the name we all worked for just so he can retire it ...eitherway the group will move on i and annipoo and greeneyes are putting things together to make the group much better i have uppermanagement positons opening up a lounge almost done etc... so its on you guys plus with the guys being added we are opening our possibilities ... plz comment and let me know your thoughts all prospects feel free to comment its time to move pass this issue   p.s. If you feel you need chief just to be in this gro
A Poem From Emptypiecesnow
Now The Melody Is Renewed A time spent apart from My Fire Words written to reach her heart Have been wiped clean from her slate Now the new sun rises giving fresh start I have missed My Fire’s sweet voice Her melody that brings passion to my spirit Eyes like gateways to heaven A kiss with a lust deep within it My Fire’s body carved from the night sky She is the untamed mystery of love She graces me with her touch Her heart I take hold of Let me hid in the feathers Of the wings of this phoenix Let me take in all of your scent Let my soul pour onto your lips Now My Fire open your ears To the notes we have pursued As the sun pierces the dawn Now The Melody Is Renewed ps all my other poems got deleted by fubar..
Level Justa Now
Because the link thing always goes to shit. She is my #1 Friend. She has autos on for the next 23+ hours.       @ fubar
This is great, really.. I'm beatting 1000 this week.. Thanks God, you stupid beyotch.. Not only do I have custody issues, as i stated in my previous blog, but NOW, I learn that the guy who moved in next door (the other half of this house, it's a half-house)... is a violent child rapist and listed with the NY sex offender registry.. He doesn't look a lot like his picture, but the never do, do they?   Violent sexual acts against a 10 yr old female, it says.. (one of the neighbors said "death of said female"... she knows more than I do)   My daughter is 11, the neighbor across the stret is 10, the other is 6 and there are several other girls within 10 houses that play outside down by my house's a dead end street..   I was planning on a move by October, but I might now have to race that pan and somehow get some cash fast for it.. I'm stumped..   All I know is that these ppl never change, and no matter how much you protect your kids, watch them, these fbastards will always
Poor Cat
JENSEN BEACH, Fla., Aug. 7 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man charged with possessing of more than 1,000 images of child pornography on his computer blamed the downloads on his cat. Martin County Sheriff's detectives said Keith Griffin, 48, of Jensen Beach, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography stemming from the more than 1,000 images a detective found on his computer, reported Friday. Detectives said Griffin told them he would commonly leave his computer on and his cat would download strange materials by walking on the keyboard. He was taken to the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.
Whale Wars
So Sunday night I got conned into watching this show on Discovery called Whale Wars. Its about this man, Paul, who got a crew together and put money up for a ship. They troll the Arctic ocean searching for Japanese harpooning ships that are illegally killing whales but they say the whales are for research. This show made me sick. Watching them murder a beautiful animal like a whale only for a profit made my heart hurt. I'm not a vegetarian and yes I eat meat but this kind of killing really seems senseless. I can't wrap my head around it. Whales are such a majestic creature and are slowly becoming more and more rare. I know I can be overly sensitive when it comes to animals anyways but sheesh! I can't even watch the show again because my silly as would be a crying puddle.
Okay, so I got this message earlier today... Does anyone get the same impression about dear Alex as I do? Show of hands? Mmm, yeah. So, if you feel like saying HI to "sir" *snorts*, feel free... "sir"
Yay!!! Bunker!!!
So I have to go to a wedding at the weekend.  It's on Sunday, and we have to travel, so we've taken Monday off work to get home.  My girl has said that if I am a good boy at the wedding, then on the way home we can visit The Kelvedon Hatch, a decomissioned nuclear bunker.  I am well excited.
The Whole Story!!!!
    I am only writing concerning the phone call I got from mom this morning...First, I didn't call Dorothy a "whore"! I said bitch....Howard's wife asked me if she should be worried about him working out there...would Dot try anything....she's had heard stuff previously! I have tried my damndness to leave this all alone...I seen her at WalMarts about 3 weeks ago! Why is it being twisted now? Secondly, I know I have been a bitch as well....I know this! I was hurt, and you didn't seem to understand! I felt like I was being dangled over the edge of a cliff....I said things I should not have in text to you! I hate that any of this happened, but, what is done is done! I was in the wrong as well... this I can admit... I am not out for blood, I have no vendetta against no one!  I am not out to see you fail... I wish you all the best of luck! This is my side of the story first hand...not from any one else's mouth! I am not out running my mouth about you all....and when it co
Fart From Hell
Holy shit I just farted and almost killed myself...Everyone's suppose to love their own Brand...but fuck!the was pure Evil what came out of's up there with the gas they used for genocide in WWII...When it came out, I swear I heard children cry in the far, faint is a sad day for America...and my ass.
My Fu-hubby Haz Teh Secksy
So go vote on him in this contest... Guys, I won't call you ghey, UNLESS you don't vote for him. doooo eeeet nowwwww or i keel you!
Calling All Friends
I don't pimp people out very often but then again, I have a vested interest in this one.  He's been on fubar for almost 3 years and he's only a level 13. He's a real great guy (trust me on this...I am marrying him after all).  I just think it's time to show him so Fu love.  Any and all rates would be appreciated and I will do what I can to reciprocate them.  Bling him, rate him, fan him, friend him, and whatever else you can think of.   He is my number 1 in my family, Sandman98207. Thanks my lovelies....GBT PS  Good morning Who brought the coffee? lol
Dear Mr Clamshell Packaging Inventor Guy
Dear Clamshell Packaging Inventor Guy,   There’s a special place reserved in hell for you, isn’t there?  I’m not exactly sure what level of Hades awaits you.  But I’m positive you’ll be sitting somewhere near Pol Pot and the guy who wraps the cellophane around CDs.   Yeah, you’re that bad.  I suggest you repent now.  You could start by paying the medical bills that came about from my recent unwrapping of a Little Mermaid Barbie Doll.  It all started out innocently enough.  There was Ariel just begging my daughter to play with her …   “Look at me!  My fish tail lights up and blinks when you twist it!  I’m super fun!  C’mon, you know your Dad will open it if you just whine long enough!!”   Whine she did.  And so the bloodbath ensued.  At first, I thought I could get the plastic seams to separate by giving the package a good tug.  So I tugged … and contorted … and tugged … and twisted &hell
My son came home from school with a pelt of fur he borrowed from a friend. I feel like I should be bartering it and making horseshoes.
my last phone was windows mobile, now I have the palm pre...its itunes compatable so I have my music on my phone and its cool... BUT I have 1 problem I cant seem to finger out.... changing the names of the songs that are listed as 01 track 1 and so on.... I changed the files names once and itunes couldnt locate now i click on find album info and it doesnt  i might slightly have an ocd on this cus its bugging me to have 35 fucking unknown artist tracks and 3 tracks called track 1 track 2 up to 12 and 15...grrrrrr anyways im making an itunes account now and maybe i can do something bout it   as you were
This...   =4th row mega happeh Maji :) That is all
I've come to a crossroad in my life where I realize that I am completely fucking nuts. I don't trust anyone. I have no faith in anything. I hate everything. I lose my temper over the dumbest shit. The sad part is I'm medicated! I don't know if its just that my divorced took a bigger toll on me than I think or if there have been a number of events leading up to this day....but shit, I'm psycho. Maybe I should seek out a psychiatrist. I'll just continue this self destructive behavior until I finally have ruined everything I touch.
Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies...yes They Exist.
Sometimes I have imaginary phone conversations.  Ok… this happens a lot.  They go a little something like this: Hello..?  Yes, hi.  I’d like to speak with the person in charge of making up all these clever food holidays like Bacon Day.  Oh, that’s you?  Excellent.  I have a few additional food holidays I thought you might like to add to your calender. How about a pizza and beer holiday every Friday of the month.  I mean… it’d just be really great if my calender could justify my food choices.  No?  You know, you don’t have to decide so quickly.  Maybe think it over a bit.   Still no?  Ok… lemme run another idea by you. Can we make everyday at 3:30 in the afternoon National-Go-Ahead-And-Eat-A-Brownie Moment?  What?  That’s too specific?  I see.  You might reconsider this one… the people are really calling for it. No? Ok…. I’ll just stick to Bacon Day.  Thanks for that one. I gotta run.  I have to tell all my fri
I was sitting in my chair minding my own business tonight and I get someone in my SB trying to cause drama.  I'm a pretty nice person.  No reason for someone that has literally NEVER spoken to me to get in my SB trying to cause shit.   >me: No, she won't fuck me over because I don't give anything to anyone online. i don't give anything to anyone in person. And as far as sucking on anything, she's a nice girl but she's not my type.him: lol, whatever, just suck on her petticoats then, she'll fuck you over soon enough.->me: Matter of fact, until today I didn't know the two of you were married. It's none of my bloody business. Now, you can take your drama elsewhere or I can just quit wasting time replying.->me: I personally don't give a flying fuck what you think. She has NOT mentioned you to me. I have nothing to gain by telling a stupid lie about someone talking about youhim: i find it so hard to believe that she is bitching about her account being hacked when basically she fucked two
Tis Better To Have Loved And Lost ...
She's gone. The woman of my dreams.  Gone.  Cancelled by some greedy, money grubbing exec within the Disney Corporation.  The Doodlebops are no more and my dream girl, DeeDee Doodle, has gone with them. Admittedly, I MAY be spending a little too much time watching childrens television.  But just LOOK at her!!! Without further ado, I present to you my fond farewell ... my Ode to DeeDee Doodle (WARNING - TOTALLY NSFW AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBED) - The evening goes like this – You arrive at the Doodlebop Lounge, our agreed upon meeting place. As you enter through the clown mouth shaped door, you can’t help but notice all the men looking at you. You are a target for their glances because you are a hot single girl … and you are purple. It builds your confidence but at the same time the giggly butterflies inside will not stop. Scanning the crowd to find me, you decide it might be best to get a drink to calm the nerves.The bartender hands you a drink – a cranberry juic
New Number
So today I went and got a new phone. And so far its a hunk of junk... It takes forever to text on it (No qwerty keyboard) and the predict text on its all jacked up. COOMPLETELY bass-ackwards from every other T-9 Ive ever used :| I also got a new number. I tried sending it out to everyone, but after a few texts I decided to mass text it... and I got a message back from some saying they got the new number, and I also got a text from the phone saying "Text not sent to all recipients" but it failed to mention who did and who didnot get the text... So, if you want it, let me know
Baroness Rocked My Panties Off
okay.. not literally but if they had asked me to take my panties off, i would have.   so.   i drove to savannah this past saturday. it's 260 miles or so. in other words, i drove several hours over hundreds of miles to see a band i didn't even know existed 6 months ago but which has risen to the top of my list of favs every since the first song i had the pleasure of hearing (thank you but i hate you jed). i like the freedom of the open road though. there's something great about driving with one foot on the dash and the music loud enough to deafen most people.. i love it. it's me. it's what i do. i live in a town with 300 people. i haven't ever gotten out much. well, i hadn't got out much until i got divorced. now, i'm unstoppable. i went to savannah alone. i took my first cab ride from my hotel to the bar. i watched the band--alone. guys flirted with me. i didn't feel like an alien life form like i do down here or even in the bars in tallahassee. i looked fucking fabulous. i mean h
New Name
So it's been 7 months since I deleted and rejoined.  7 months since I've been separated.  7 months of changes.  Most of them for the better.  I don't feel broken anymore.  I want a new name.  I need a new name.  I'm not sure what it should be though.  So those of you who know me, gimme suggestions.  And those of you who don't, well gimme suggestions too! MWAHHHHHHHHHHHH
One of my biggest pet peeves is sensitive politically correct bleeding heart assholes. The ones that have to apologize for everything they say, assuming they have hurt someone's feelings.   Like people that feel compassionate for lazy ass able homeless ppl that try to intimidate ppl into giving them money. or people that cringe at the word "cunt" CUNT CUNT CUNT    
My children's' cousin's father.......   After a hearing it was determined that defendant is a Second Felony Offender and was sentenced on the Predatory Sexual Assault Against a Child to 25 years to Life; on the Sexual Abuse 1st to a 7 year determinate term with 15 years post release supervision; and on the Endangering the Welfare of a Child to 1 year, all to be served concurrently but consecutively to any current prison term. 
The Escapists
So Michael Chabon wrote an exceptional novel called 'The Amazing Adventures Of Kavalier And Clay', which traced the history of two Jewish immigrants in the US who acheived fame and fortune when the create a popular superhero, The Escapist (no points for spotting the real life influence).  Riffing on this, and in turn writing his own loveletter to the medium, Brian K Vaughan, working with artist Steve Rolston, took that character and spun it out into a brilliant six part mini-series about the creative team that years after Kavalier and Clay come into posession of the rights to The Escapist and fight to bring the book back to the stands. The soft-cover collection has just hit the shops.  If you love comics, treat yourself.
Bit Of An Update If Anyone Is Interested
sooooo  i was in new orlean/baton rouge area for about a week and had a blast!! i havent been able to be on here much because my tethered internet hates fubar so it takes me forever to load it. I tried uploading pics of the trip and it took almost 15 mins per pic, soooo i just uploaded a few of me and candi and thats about all i could tolerate. DISCLAMIER: CANDIS BOOBS MAY BE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR ON THE INTERNET! and she has an adorable little boy that stole my money and told me he loved me hahahahhaha. i dont know what else to say, foots still broke but i got pissed at the cast and took it off in my kitchen lol. Thanksgiving and christmas will be here soon and my old mans son is moving in with us (i love kids, but hes a teenager and an ass 90% of the time, and his father has no control over him) ack!! so needless to say as far as home life goes i dont know what the hell is going on and im to busy to bother with online stuff much anymore.   ummmm   i have nothing else to say  
Quantum Leap
So I've decided to start contributing to the fubar Blogging. I've been on here for a while now and never tried it.  This is my first one, and right now all that's on my mind is how much I love a show from the late eighties and early ninetees.  Does anyone else love Quantum Leap as much as I do?  I have netflix, and I remembered loving it as a kid so i started watching it again from the begining.  I'm hooked. It's cheesy at times but I think that's part of it's charm.  Plus Scott Bakula in drag is hilarious. "OOh boy"
Stolen From Witty (the Female One)
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have like 4000 comic books hidden behind the clothes in my closet. 2. I complain about reality TV and how much it sucks, but i secretly watch Tool Academy, and still tell everyone else they suck for loving it. 3. I am pretty outgoing, but I often feel like I'm faking it. 4. I used to box, but quit because I don't like hitting people. now I bounce on the weekends at a club. go figure. 5. When I wash the dishes I have to rinse them twice in hot water, and once in cold.  I dont think I'm OCD, I just had a mother who was really bad at washing dishes. So I'd rewash them before using them.  6. I have metal shows in
Heading Home For The Holiday
So Ive decided to go home for thanksgiving.  well, not home really but to Portland to see family. I wasn't going to because my family is too crazy when theyre all together, but it beats sitting at home watching Lonesome Dove. Doubt my families craziness?  Every year they think this is a good idea. And every year it ends with everyone getting drunk, and at least two people fighting. My favorite was a few years ago when my cousin called her alcoholic mom a bitch and a cunt, and they decided at 2 in the morning to take the kids and drive, presumably blackout drunk, from northern WA to Portland, OR.  We all turn into kids when we're together. the cousins all act like we're teenagers, and cause trouble. and my mom and her sisters rehash fights from thirty years ago, til theyre all crying.  The dads just quietly drink and talk about how much the rest of us suck.  Here's to another fun thanksgiving On the plus side, I'm going back to my hometown for a night.  the night before thanksgiving, e
Neurodancer You answer to none Untamed and free and steal the sun with the prowess of Prometheus Unleashing that fire with synaptic scintillation, shining cobalt radiation upon all who know the tune   Neurodancer Leonine prancer moving With introspective fluidity To a Primal percussive pulse Paradoxically precise yet the catalyst of chaotic conundrum  and hedonistic halcyon I know the drum.   Neurodancer That I chanced to find And choose as  Muse Infused by this Erudite Aphrodite Whose elucidations Evoke exhilarations Of identity and understanding A mirrored guide Through synchronistic Similarity, a rarity You appeal and terrify.   2008
Read The Rules Please.
I guess we will take this until the same time tomorrow. Best caption for this photo gets a million fubucks please put "entry" before your comment so I know to read it. save me from my bored.     Mclovin wins for the Dick Channey hemroid comment.   But you all were hilarious! Thanks for playing.
Fu Stalker
Frosty The Snowman & His Porn Collection...
…this is an instant holiday classic..
Things I Learned This Weeked
1. It's not good trying to watch 'No Country For Old Men' when you're tired as hell from not sleeping the night before and eight hours of baking. 2. Also, being tired and emotional equals crying like a little baby girl at the last twenty minutes of 'Elf' 3. Misreading 'tsp' as 'tbsp' when you're adding eight tsp's of treacle to a cookie recipe is a FUNDAMENTAL ERROR. 4. Stirring Florentine mix is REALLY REALLY hard on the wrist (no matter how much exercise your wrist gets daily), especially when you misread 'tsp' as 'tbsp' etc etc
Just A Lil Banter!
Im sitting here being ooo soo lazy this AM or evening if  you will and just have alot on my mind!!!  lol i am not gonna sit here and try to catch my miss spells, or my punctuation. lol i am on IE not firefox so this could get ugly spelling wise!! those of u that know me well know my fingers are way faster than my brain!!  I been sitting here looking through some pics from a friend that is stationed over in Afgan, as u will see in my pics i Uploaded a few of em!! Just yesterday i was fussin with my mom about the shoppin and the blah and the blah lol i just been really bah humbug this year, So i was getting ill with a few things on fubar and i decided look through the pics cus i had been meaning to do it!!!So i layed here and i really looked through those pics and I really let it sink in whats going on over there, ever since my cousin got killed in Iraq a few years back i have kinda blocked it out and some how managed to just pretend that its not going on till i came in contact with KW
Rant On Fakes ,liar,fakefriends,lying About Abuse And Dying Etc Read This
Music Playlist at I am so sick of all the fakes, Im sick of the fake people in all sences of the word ... fake as in fake pics fake as in personality fake as in fake friends that act like they give a shit but they really dont fake as in liars fake friends fake as in all the made up dramma stories that they get hurt or beat or they wanna die or there gonna die sooon Fake as in they care when they dont etc ...... sorry but it seems like everyone has a million problems and there all dying of something ... funny how almost everyone i know has the same thing Shit gets old ok enough is enough (fyi this does not apply to people that are not lying) and stop bitching about ur petty lil problems and stop being lil emo bitches over stupid shit life is what u make it if someones mad at u who cares grow up already iif those are ur biggest problems ur very lucky you all wanna bitch about ur shit all the time yet u have nothing intresting to say or couldnt be bothered unles
Wanna Be Hacker?
Is it too much to ask to actually meet someone who wants to be there and wants to put an effort into a relationship with me? I give and I give and I give and I feel so damned empty it's pathetic. Should I be more selfish? Demanding? I'm so lost. Fuck money and material possessions. I want to feel emotions coming from someone who thinks I'm special to them. I'm a very emotional needy person. If I put a little extra effort into how I look, I want to know it's appreciated, or I stop trying. I want to be a part of someone's life, if he would just let me. Oh man.. I'm a romantic. Nothing good ever comes from it. I don't like the way I look. I'm not pretty. I'm not in any good physical shape. I'm not attractive. No, I'm not fishing for compliments. I really feel this way. I give what I can, my mind, my personality, my body if it ever gets to that point. If that's not enough, what is? I've always heard "I want a girl just like her" "If they ever perfect cloing, I want 5 of her" or someth
I Hate Klover...
If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims. You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way. 1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 4:32AM 2. How do you like your steak?-- well done, crispy even, low fat 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?--Titanic..yes, last time i went to at theater on any date.. 4. What is your favorite TV show?-- Star Trek, pick one, X-Files, Law and Order SVU and CI.. all CSIs 5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?--in top of Gillian Anderson when she looked like she did in 1998 6. What did you have for breakfast?--pills and needle 7. What is your favorite cuisine?-- American BBQ, bitches.. 8. What foods do you dislike?-- liver and anything with maggots coming out..
Built It...and They Will Come!
As most of you know, Scrapper gave me a VIP for my fu services after 3 years entertaining the dwidling masses with my ...'in your face' .."fuck you, fuck me!"'  attitude mumms.   Should old faces on fu be rewarded as well for contributing towards this shit house of a site?     (kinda like a mumm hey?)
Dr. Phil's Personality Test How Do Others Perceive You? Quiz
Results of yourHow Do Others Perceive You? Quiz You scored a total of 45 The Lively Center of Attention Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. S C O R I N G   K E Y If you scored... You may be... 61 & up The Vain, Self-Centered Leader 51 - 60 The Natural Leader 41 - 50 The Lively Center of Attention 31 - 40 The Loyal Friend
What Did You Believe As A Kid?
My dad was/is an physicist, which I for the most part understood until I started school. When I told one kid what my dad did, they said "He can see the FUTURE?" After that I wondered, especially when he did contract work for the government... I thought people were saying "human beans" instead of "beings". I knew Santa Claus wasn't bringing the stuff directly to my house, I figured my parents called him at night detailing what I wanted and how good I was, then he sent them the presents. A Santa mail order business, apparently. I thought everybody loved reading to the point I did (my first years of elementary were spent at private schools- not the fancy kinds with uniforms, just ones where they pay teachers and buy computers- and my mom has a masters in library science and loved reading so it was always encouraged.) When I got teased for reading my own books on the playground in public school I learned pretty quickly that was weird. I learned how to spit really far when swinging thoug
My Regrets
I regret giving up learning languages because I was bored. I regret losing much my mother tongue. I regret dropping out of my first college because I was 'bored'. I regret knowing some of the people that I know. I regret not being close with either of my parents or my brother. I regret always being stuck in the 'little sister'/friend section when it comes to relationship with males. I regret always feeling like a 'little sister'/friend to most males. I regret pushing away those males who are interested in me. I regret forcing those same males to treat me as a 'little sister'/friend. I regret not being able to approach the ones that I do like. I regret allowing other people to dictate who is suitable for me to like and who isn't. I regret forgetting to charge my toothbrush before I use it. I regret so many things in the past that is so hard/impossible to change for the future.
Are You A Peggy, A Betty Or A Joan?
You Are Joan You are sexy, sassy, and smarter than people realize. You know how to work a situation to your benefit. You are constantly getting underestimated, especially at work. That's okay, because you always get the last laugh. You are one tough cookie. You will do what it takes to survive, and you have the men of the world wrapped around your little finger. You put on a brave face, and no one really knows the true you. You're a lot more complicated than you seem. Are You a Peggy, a Betty, or a Joan? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!
Saturday Morning Coffee Reading
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.Sarah19fca: you like that?Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.Sarah19fca: Peanuts?Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.Sarah19fca: This is stupid.Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.Sarah19fca: /ignoreBloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset. -
So, I'm back.   I'd honestly really like to be able to say that I didn't miss it.   I didn't miss the site, really.  It's pretty much still the nutsack of the internet.   What I missed was the people, and the freedom to really be myself.   Not to have to worry about family or co-workers seeing my vulgar/non-PC/perverted side, like they do on other social networking sites.   So, here I am.   Now abuse me.    
Yan Tan Tethera
Here in the UK Shepherds tended to place more importance on sheep than pretty much everything else, such as shool and church (in fact, when a shepherd died, they would pin a bit of wool to thier burial suit so that God would know why they never went to church). As Such, many never learned numbers.  But in shepherding, its pretty important to make you you haven't lost any sheep.  So the ancient shepherds in Northern england and southern scotland used this rhyme called Yan Tan Tethera.  There are quite a few variations based in local dialect, this one is from Cumbria where my Grandfather (who taught it to me) grew up. 1 Yan 2 Tahn 3 Tethera 4 Methera 5 Pimp 6 Sethera7 Lethera 8 Hovera 9 Dovera 10 Dick11 Yan-a-Dick 12 Tahn-a-Dick 13 Tethera-Dick14 Methera - Dick15 Bumfit 16 Yan-a-Bumfit17 Tahn-a-Bumfit 18 Tethera-Bumfit 19 Methera-Bumfit20 Jiggot I think its rather lovely, hance why I shared it here.
Fake Salute Of The Day...
And the winner is…. With stolen pictures from… That fake salute looks like an alien…lol And of course if any of you want to enjoy good tunes and great people, feel free to stop by The Original Danger Zone by just clickin the pic below…always hiring , greeters, DJ‘s and cam candy…:D…peace…
Atheist Apocalypse
Lmao Found this funny so reposted it for a friend to see
I Failed
so witchiewhateverthefuckhernameisfortheday and i were talking and she totally set me up to be pervy and i failed to do so...what the fuck is wrong with me?   i must be sick
Celeb Look A Like
I did the celebrity look a like thing, and heres the results... Boops gets Ludacris...and i get Leonardo... wheres the fun in that?   any way, this is who they say i look like lol   i dont know where i look like Jonny Cash but ok        
Your Response Game!!
Chic Stole My Pics
This chic stole my pics Her direct link is     Pics she stole from me She has since taken them down but I still want every one to know shes a pic theif and likes to act like they are her! there was 4 total pics there on her profile   can you belive this clown had the nerve to steal my pics! I cant flipping belive it! she has how shes so hot hot hot in her status yet its not her in the pics and wow her salute looks fake!  she has to be fake because why else would she need to steal my pics!  
Lets Get Rid Of The New Futool Bar
this is an attempt to get people to sign kinda like a petition  so copy this blog and sign your name  and put in your blog, lets get rid of the new tool bar  here on fu. Fzy69me (Dale)
I came online to this little tidbit: Suga Lips: what in the fuck? BIGSEXXY: let me introduce you to my lizard.if you are interested e-mail me back BIGSEXXY: hi there sugar lips
6 Bling Pack Up Grbs
[in Search Of The Black Tetra-star:2. Scrap Building]
I won't say I spent most of yesterday building parts from scrap because that would be a lie No.I spent MOST of yesterday on the phone... I'm seriously gonna start telling people any phone call over 30 minutes may result in me putting in my headpiece and returning to what I was doing. So this step I took two solid four sided columns (think an elongated cube) about .50 inches on its sides. Hacked it off at 8mm, cut a 45* angle on the tips of both sidesand cut the column in half ... and I said to myself "man this is the start of a great wing, or fin, or ... booster" in fact if I laid them side by side I could do all kinds of interesting back structures I could even fan em out but that wasn't the idea anyway, so I decided to fix the struts upright (after hours of deliberation and repositioning) adjacent to the backpack, between the shoulders and neck. I then put the cut-off triangles on the back of the upright columns to create a more interesting geometric shape and THEN I g
Kinda embarassed about this but oh well.   Lately I've been eating Little Debbie snack cakes and can't stop. I love them! The problem is for the last 3 months I have been masturbating to the picture of Little Debbie from the boxes and cant stop.   Is this a problem?
Mei and Emanon, that is the most likely scenarioo
Backwoods Pennsylvania
CLYMER - An Indiana County woman has been charged with having sex with a horse, state police at Indiana said Tuesday. Dovie Lee Kerner, 46, of Plumville also allegedly had sex with other animals including a dog and a pig, court documents state. The investigation began in November 2008 when it was reported by two officials from the Humane Society of Indiana County, police said. One of the officials said she received a phone call from a confidential informant who asked her if it was illegal to have sex with an animal. When told yes, the informant said he had a video on his cell phone of Kerner having sex with a horse, court documents state. Because of Kerner's alleged sexual activities with other men and animals, the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents state. Kerner is charged with two counts each of obscene and other sexual materials and performances and disorderly conduct and
This is probably a dangerous thing to do, but I am going to ask anyway. Lately, I have been wanting to change my user name. Nothing seems to be fitting Maybe you fine name changer suggester friends and others can help me choose a new identity?
Lilboops Auction Thing...
You know what blood, be my number one home-boy and bid and stuff, otherwise i'll be all like emotionally scarred and have to get a social worker and stuff and all sorts of shit like that.
"spring Time" Auction Results
The "Spring Time" Auction Results as of 22 May at 11:59:59pm were a extremly great success in bids and rates. And I would like to thank everyone who participated, who bidded, and who rated. Thank you all. The Results of the the "Spring Time" Auction is as follows. This is a list of the participants how many rates they got and who won them in their auction offers.1.) Dana was auctioned off to "MEDIC OH CRAP I AM THE MEDIC PROMOTER AND GREETER FOR SINNER OR SAINT LOUNGE" who bidded a 65 Blingpack, 1 Happy Hour and a 7 day Blast.   2.) Coleen was auctioned off to "Mid Night Cowboy Fu Married To Beautiful Feisty Bitch" who bidded a 135 Blingpack for every 2 weeks for one month, a fu pony, and help out anyway i can. Coleen also recieved 170 votes on her auction pic.   3.) DJ PHUCKER was auctioned off to "The Evil One" who bidded 4 million fubucks. DJ PHUCKER also recieved 62 votes on his auction pic.   4.) Ravin Jugallo was auctioned off to "BabySmilesAlot
Ok Maybe I Was A Bit Rash Earlier
There are those of you who I KNOW I can depend on and have. Those who are just...personal to me. Those who I am just getting to know even though you may have been on my list for ages. I don't mean to say you don't matter. I just mean to say...sometimes I think I regret that I stopped treating the fu like a playground like I did before and was only really close to 2 people.         I'm just angry at myself for letting non-important people get to me. I think that just shows I've gotten a little weaker than what I was before. Before, I wouldn't have given a flying pigs arse.     But yea...I didn't mean to offend anyone. I don't think. I don't know, I'm so confused.
New Doctor And Revelation!
I ended up getting a sooner appointment due to a cancellation, and that appointment was yesterday.  I brought in all my medical documentation and medications, and sat down with the new gastro. specialist.  He asked me to explain my issues, starting from the beginning. After talking about it all, he reviewed my records and did an exam, to feel for pain or any other issues.  It was funny because he told me to acknowledge any pain I felt, and naturally I just made sounds which wasn't enough, as he told me to actually say that hurt lol. We went back into his office after that and that is when he dealt his verdict.  Basically, all the testing I had done was not necessary.  There was no conclusive evidence to support an allergy to gluten, only a mild sensitivity.  He also stated that based on what I told him about still having pain when I was gluten free, that it supported his thoughts on the testing.  So, I can eat anything, but he said I need to watch for overeating certain things like g
Ok so the following happened in Baby J's blog. I'm amused. Is this the type of person he really thinks I am?   Sedu FuEngaged ...17 mins -- 85 of 86 Sedu FuEngaged to Sexxie Bitch said: So basically what this means is that those of us who aren't point whores and actually appreciate and value what little bling we have will no longer be able to appreciate them because this crap is going to be over the top of them? That's ridiculous. Is there going to be any option for us to not have that appear on our bling at all? I don't want people spending money or wasting time on me, but at the same time, I don't really want my page to look like crap as a result of it. babyjesus said: i guess if you view the cup as half empty, have your head up your ass and like to talk to your 'friends' about the depressing life you live and how you wish it would all end in a bloody massacre, yes-- that is exactly what it means. jesus christ, do the rest of us a favor and lig
Table Set For One
You may notice this small table here in a place of honor.  It is set for one.  This table is our way of symbolizing the act that members of our profession of arms are missing from our midst.  The are commonly call P.O.W.'s or M.I.A.'s, we call them brothers. They are unable to be with us this evening and so we remember them. This table set for one is small... it symbolizes the frailty of one prisoner against his oppressors. The table cloth is white... it symbolizes the purity of their intentions to respond to their country's call to arms. The single rose displayed in a vase reminds us of the families and loved ones of our comrades in arms who keep faith awaiting their return. The red ribbon tied so prominently on the vase is reminiscent of the red ribbon worn on the lapel and breasts of thousands who bear witness to their unyielding determination to demand a proper accounting for our missing. A slice of lemon is on the bread plate... to remind us of their bitter fate. There i
What Do You Think About The New Bling Polishing?
Please post your constructive feed back here. I would like to know your thoughts on bling polishing and how we can make it better. Please pass this on.
The grass was green, the sky so blue, when I leaned over to kiss you.  You smiled and laughed and cooed along, as I sang a song.  We danced naked upon the grass, I remarked, you have a nice ass.  You blushed all over, from your head to your toes, what came next? Heaven knows.  'twas a dream so clear and delightful, I won't describe more, just to be spiteful.
The Art Of Being Fu Emo
"I WANT THE RAZOR BLADE BLING!" Would you really like to do something that makes me want to shove corn cobs up your pee hole? BE FU EMO! It's really simple, all you have to do is constantly put up whiny tiny violin statuses. ALL the time I it often and do it well! Here are some examples on some subjects you can use: Lack of photo views/rates in a day. Lack of profile rates in a day. Lack of bling being showered at you. Lack of having a girlfriend. Lack of help leveling. Lack of remembrance by all 3,000 friends of your birthday and/or Fu anniversary date. Lack of hot chicks responding to your stalker-esque shouts. Other ideas... Tell us over and over again that you are leaving Fu because you are not feeling the love. LMFAO!! Then why aren't you gone yet? Or actually go through with the deletion of your account, then come back a week later pretty fucking BUMMED that all of the time and money you spent on your previous account has basically been thrown in the garbage
I Did It!!!
I made Mel laugh.......for over an HOUR!!!!   carry on
Made me giggle....
Online Buddies...
I know... Just about every change on this site causes people to throw fits, riot and generally make life miserable for the support staff. I can't think of one bad thing to say about this change. Maybe I'm getting soft in the head.   How long has this option been here? I only noticed it today. It was a subtle change. It's a feature that is easy to use. It doesn't interfere with the rest of the site. (The miserable attempt to copy the Facebook chat system was horribly integrated into Fubar.)   Anyway, I don't have much to say about this and I'm typing just for the hell of it. Anyone want to bet on how long before a mumm is made about this feature? :)
My Rob!
Robdevious@ fubar Go love on my sugarmuffin here.. hell.. chicks.. link him to your nakeds!
how does my cousin get the hot chicks?   i wanna punch him in the tits    
Forgot ...
Forgot to tell you all that Dana didn't delete his profile.   He sent me a message on FB that Fubar deleted him yet again!   Please feel free to post mens bits in here!
I Dont Wanna Be A Daddy
Well doc appt today went very well... Baby is no longer breech and in postion to fall out the GF's Vag... Sonogram shows that the baby is 8lbs already, so if she dont go by next thursday they will be inducing..and have upped her due date to be next Friday... if i suddenly disappear from here its cause my fourth..yes fourth...whats that fourth..yeah ya fuckin tard my FOURTH being born for those of you whom may not know...we are having another girl..her name will be Gianna Isabella so lets see..thats makes a 16yr old boy..a 14yr old boy...a 4 year old girl...and holy fuck a FOURTH kid... Yes all my children live with me....and no i will not be having anymore kids...hence the big V accomplished 2 months ago   that is all
News For Vets
Just caught this article as it pertains to me, and wanted to share it.     WASHINGTON – The government is taking what President Barack Obama calls "a long overdue step" to aid veterans with post-traumaticstress disorder, making it easier for them to receive federal benefits. The changes that Veteran Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki will announce Monday fulfill "a solemn responsibility to provide our veterans and wounded warriors with the care and benefits they've earned when they come home," Obama said in his weekly radio and online address Saturday. The new rules will apply not only to veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, but also those who served in previous conflicts. No longer will veterans have to prove what caused their illness. Instead, they would have to show that the conditions surrounding the time and place of their service could have contributed to their illness. "I don't think our troops on the battlefield should have to take notes to keep for a claims app
Fu Grumpies
Um yeah, it's been no secret lately that I've been a little disenchanted with Fu. Nothing happened, no drama, blowouts, or anything like that... A few weeks ago I was determined to do boomerangs every day for a week and see how high I could end up on the Fu totem pole at the end of the Fu week. I had been in the top 100 a couple times and my daily rank was generally high, going strong for many weeks. So that week in particular, I made a commitment to Fu, let's do it.  For a week straight I spent most every waking moment on this site ~ rating my fingers raw, running boomerangs, bombing, making sure to rate back EVERY person I could find in my bar tab who'd rated me, buying and trading pimpouts ~ over 8 hours straight each day. It was like an UN-paid full-time job with lots of over-time! The Thursday morning at the end of that long week, I was pleased to find that my Top Chick rank was #23. I was #39 or so just the week or so before. Awesome! But then something dawne
In The Mood
Walking in quietly you do not hear my footsteps, your attention is focused. Your back is to me, I walk up behind you, grab your hips, hands slowly grasp and I pull you in. I begin nuzzling your neck. You lean back into me, my hands slowly explore, fingers lightly tap and massage. Wearing a summer dress it is flimsy and very sheer. My fingers find your mound, it is hot to the touch. Massaging, kneading, exploring...I begin to pull up your dress wanting to get closer. Our breathing becomes ragged, passion building. Dress up and I find your warmth, your wetness, finding your nodule. I massage gently, back and forth and it hardens with anticipation. My member hardens with eagerness, it presses against your cheeks. Fingers exploring, spreading you, getting slick with your juices. I massage your lips, flipping back and forth, going in and out. You cannot wait any longer and bend over and demand I take you. Not one to disobey you, I pull down my gym shorts and place myself between your cheeks
Farewell To Fu-land!
I've been a bling polishing hoar to day and as some have previously pointed out ... people leave FU with the strangest statuses never to return. Here are a few I found today ...   1) Nite nite my fav dork --- musn't have been that fav a dork, you nvere came back! 2) Starting a new life in Virginia on Friday ---- They have no internet in Virgina? 3) I love my Fu owner she's the best --- Liar, you haven't been on in months! 4) Merry Christmas everyone --- Which christmas? 5) Who wants to be my Valentine? --- Obviously no one! 6) I'm a bee! --- I guess someone swatted you! 7) I' back! --- No one cared enough as she's gone again. 8) WTF??????? - What your Fu-hoar ran off with another DJ? 9)You are the antidote that gets me by, something strong like a drug that gets me highhhh... --- You overdosed didn't you? 10) Can I get a drink or a gift U 4got about me? --- Most certainly looks like it!    These people just seem to go poof!!!
Lol! Be Careful What You Ask For
HH Status "Let's Get Retarded in here"   Got what I asked for immediately! LOL   6:03pm RESCUE ME: hey sweety 6:03pm Ninja: hi 6:04pm RESCUE ME: watcha up to 6:05pm Ninja: nada 6:05pm RESCUE ME: wanna come see me at the fire station? 6:05pm Ninja: no 6:06pm RESCUE ME: to fast. huh 6:06pm RESCUE ME: u look realy sweet 6:06pm Ninja: are you off your meds or something? 6:13pm RESCUE ME: why you dont think your pretty? 6:16pm Ninja: lol, no. I know i am. thanks 6:18pm RESCUE ME: well ive took all my meds today thank you. ide like to see more of u
The Most Serious Mother Fucking Toothpaste On The Planet
I have been using this Crest 3D White toothpaste, and I have to say it works very well.  My teeth are pretty damn white, especially since I am a smoker and all.  Yesterday, I took a look at the back of it, and saw the warning label: Warnings  Keep out of reach of children under 6 years of age.  If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a poison control center right away. Yeap, that's why Crest 3D White is The Most Serious Mother Fucking Toothpaste On The Planet!
Dinner And A Movie
Tonight was dinner and a movie night.  Went out to this resturant called "Jack Astor's"  (say it outloud) which was a pretty decent place.  Sort of like a Friday's or Red Robin for ambiance, and decent food.  Now, I don't know exactly why, but the boths have paper on the table.  When the hostess took us over she took a crayon from the glass full of them on the table and drew a smiley face.   Sure it would have been nicer if she would have written her number, but I digress.  So me being me, I asked "Does this mean we can draw on the table too?"  She said that we could.   I had quite a little art project after that.  I drew a nice stick figure picture of myself, then I traced my knife and fork, I played two games of tick tac toe (1-1) and then I drew another stick figure guy that said "Help! Help! I'm being crushed" then I placed my soda over his bottom half.  Yes, I do amuse myself. After dinner it was time for a movie.   I saw "Scott Pilgrim vs The World"  quite an excellent flick.  T
9/11/1991- First day I put on my dog tags. Took then off three years later after my tour. 9/11/2001- Ten years later. Found my tags in a box and put then on for nestalgia reasons I guess. Got to work to find out my/our world was turned upside down. I can't help but think about it every year when I put them back on for this one day. Should I have stayed in or not. It feels like an eye opener sometimes.  I've never really had anything I thought worth fighting for. Till I realized I could lose my freedoms, my safety, my comforts. And yes, I'm wearing my tags now, as every eleventh day in September.  Very few things are held close to my heart. This day sits all the way on top.  That's all, I just felt like putting some things to writing.  Look to your friends and families and be greatful they are there. For life is ever so fragile.   In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. ~José NaroskyThis nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave. ~Elmer
Ultimately Its Just A Website :d
whether you have thousands of friends on your list or less than 100....fubar is just a website. whether your name is red, pink, yellow, blue, orange, green, neon green, gray, purple or white...fubar is just a website. whether you are fumarried or not...fubar is just a website. whether you are level 45 or stuck at level 17 and cant seem to get the help you need...fubar is just a website. whether you are blocked by many or just a few or none at all...fubar is just a website. whether you like to mumm or prefer to play the fubar game/mafia/lounges...fubar is just a website. whether you like to filter out everything on your bartab or prefer to read it all...fubar is just a website. whether you have zero blingies or thousands of blingies...fubar is just a website. whether you get bombed/rated/blinged/fuowned/run a HH/blast everyday or not, fubar is just a website.   whether you are happy here or not, fubar has a logout button. free for everyone to use.   feel free to add to my l
I Knew It Was Coming
I knew it was coming,but crap it still makes me sick :( My old gal , my yellow lab "Daisy",passed today. I am broken hearted,I am still grieving over,my kitty "Spike". They sent me a sorry driver today for therapy that drove like a maniac,that was so nosy and annoying ,when hubby told me this news over the phone.Grrrrr... I didn't want to talk to this stranger and wanted to grieve quietly while he slung me through the damn curves.I am hurt and mad this evening.I am also not a big fan of people.   just needed really to vent a know how I am when I vent..not sure if I will delete this
Fever-induced Randomness
Yeah, I'm home sick today, and my brain is actin kinda funny, so I thought I'd (over)share. I found out on Tuesday that my daughter has a new best friend, whose mom I hated through most of high school because she was dating my crush.  She's also a teacher at my kids' school. I am enjoying the guilty pleasure of watching Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey ("Catch ya later, God") and am amazed at how much I still enjoy the hell out of it. I really want to level and I'm doing a damned good job by myself polishing bling that I'm bookmarking to hit every day :P I still need to find 9 n00bs to bling  I am touched by the number of friends on my list that have changed their names to pink (h) It's almost time for my kids to come home and I hope they wanna cuddle cuz I feel really cuddle-deprived That is all for now.  Thank you for reading.
If I disappear today and am never heard from was Pedro! 
I think I want to start a blog to bring attention to some people who deserve it. I also want to shed some light on some not-so-wholesome people on here as well.   We've all been subjected to the entire realm of humanity on here. You have the users. The ones who are only out for what you can give them. They can't have a conversation with you without asking for bling, or something else. It's all one-sided, and no matter what you give, it's never enough. Your wallet will thank you for avoiding people like this. Then, you have the fakes. And no, they don't have to be physically fake to be considered fake. They are the ones who will smile in your face as they stab you in the back. They are much more devious, and much more dangerous. They believe, and for the life of me, I can't understand why, that they should be compensated for having any kind of conversation with you. Be aware of the ones who make big promises about what you will get from them, as it's usually a block right after they
So, I just realized that I'm coming up on my 2 year anniversary here. I have mixed emotions about this. It seems that I just can't quit here no matter what else goes on in my life. As ridiculous as it can sometimes be, I've still met enough people on here who've made my life much better and continue to do so. I guess that means I'll probably see a few more anniversaries. So it goes.    Philemon--you're my wonderwall Witty--I've never had as good a friend as you and never will Mclovin--you always make me smile no matter how i feel Jim--you're the reason i started enjoying this place to begin with seamus--you're absolutely adored. no question. jay--you're too much for words witchie--you're certainly one of those people who makes this place worthwhile pedro--fubar just wasnt as much fun when you weren't around jed--fuck you and thanks for the music.    And to everyone I interact with regularly who I didn't name outright, you're still much appreciated and often loved. 
Lil Purple Ribbon
I had to go to the grocery and was dreading it. All through the store my back was screaming from my S.I. joint all the way to my shoulder blade.  I was cursing myself for not already having what I needed at home.  I finally finished and made my way to the car, so glad I was finished with that part at least.  I was already dreading the drive home and then having to carry what I bought in.  It ended up being well worth it.   There was a man at the car beside mine.  He was putting his groceries in his trunk.  When I stopped at my car he came over and said he was sorry to bother me, but he had seen the purple ribbon with the words "cure cystic fibrosis" on the back of my car and said he had heard of cystic fibrosis, but wasn't exactly sure what it is.  He asked if I could explain and I did.  He then asked what he could do to help.  I told him about and that he could donate there to help in our fight for a cure.  He said he was going to go straight home and do just that.   M
Grr Rawr Grrr
Just spent the last half hour or so searching the house for my sons school uniform! I tell him everyday to take them off after school, and put them in the hamper.. but nooooo do you think they do? Its like i gotta threaten them with something to get them to do it. My phone is going all psycho on me, and seems to be possessed. by the time I was able to go to the sprint store, i call and of course they are closed.  so now im watching the packer game.. finally.. its a damned shoot out. favre is airing the ball out everywhere, and so is rogers. its a good game, but seeing as i live in WHO DAT land i dont get to see many packers games now... I want them to win big. I swear if they lose in Over time this week im gonna burn my green bay hats and t shirts.. I SWEAR I WILL lol and what the hell is up with the "MuMMers" group on FB?? people went all crazy today lol Im so glad i have my friends and we dont do the clique thing with each other lol thank god for Bud Light tonight!! cheers every
Meeting Someone From Online
  OK, most of us have meet at least one person in real life that we got to know originally from online. Whether it was friends or more.  Good or bad, the relationship changes once you meet face to face. That is just how it is.   Tell us about a time you met someone from online face to face.... funny, complete disaster.... Whatever.  And do you recommend meeting people from online in real life? Why?         As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.   Please check out the other questions of the day.   Please Rate This Blog
I love you guys     thats all ....     carry on   * waves hand like a Queen dismissing you * :D lmfaooo   STFU I can pretend
Immediate Attraction....
              You are at a party... You look across the room and see someone that you have never said a word to... you find them attractive...   What is a phsyical attribute that can instantly attract you to someone else?  Is there an instant turn off?   And how does it or can it change once you meet someone and get to know them?             As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.   Please check out the other questions of the day.   Please Rate This Blog
Blame The Atheists ▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ--☭--☆
Blogging Idiot: ACTIVATED   This is an E-mail that crazy lips sent to me that someone had sent to her.. I will post it below.All of the writing in white is the original email, all  of the writing in red is from me… Something to think about. This should be good. Only hope we find GOD again before it is too late ! ! I once found such a thing as god, only I found in the minds of a delusional people. In the hearts of an unrealistic ideal, and in the bodies of a illogical society. The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday  Morning  Commentary.This should be funMy confession: I guess I am a priest now hearing confessions. I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish.  And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees, Christmas trees...  I don't feel threatened..  I don't feel discriminated against.. That's what they are, Christmas trees.I am a mutt, mixed with Jewish, Irish, Russian
1 Thing
  If you could change one thing about yourself - What would it be? And Why?       As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.   Please check out the other questions of the day.   Please Rate This Blog
Dont Go There!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST BUY If you purchase something from Wal-Mart, Sears, etc. And you return the item with the receipt, they will give you your money back if you paid cash, or credit your account if paid by plastic. Well, I purchased a GPS for my car: a Tom Tom XL.S from 'Best Buy'. They have a policy that it must be returned within 14 days for a refund! So after 4 days I returned it in the original box with all the items in the box, with paper work and cords all wrapped in the plastic. Just as I received it, including the receipt. I explained to the lady at the return desk I did not like the way it couldn't find store names. The lady at the refund desk said, there is a 15% restock fee, for items returned. I said no one told me that. I asked how much would that be. She said it goes by the price of the item. It will be $45 for you. I said, all you're going to do is walk over and place it back on the shelf then charge me $45 of my money for restocking? She said that's the store policy. I sa
I was at work today( as some of you know i work in a grocery store)....I was helping a couple out with their groceries today because the husband is a paraplegic and they had a ton of stuff...they are senior citizens probably late 50's early 60's...... I go to the car and i load it up..the man says "wait we have something for you" They hand me a rectangular gift bag with a bottle of vodka in it and they say to me "this is from us because you are always so generous and kind to take out our groceries whenever you are here without hesitation" I smiled inside and out because i know that there are still good people in this world and not everyone is out got their own agendas..... *goes to make martini*
Some Fun Bling Info..who's Sending What??!
Well friends how are we?...good good. Ok here's something informative that I promised some time ago, it's a fubar link (in site nothing that shows anyone's sent bling, and who and when they sent it to! Why is this useful you say? Well say for example you want to polish bling..or..are interested in someone and you wanna see what they are up to. Say if you have a friend that for some reason you wanna see what's up. Have a friend interested in a friend? Because yanno, apparently who blings who with what says alot in these parts. It's such a crazy issue around here I swear. So, here's the link below: out parenthesis and insert desired user # here)&sent=1 It's quick and easy and leads to some funny stuff and amazing discoveries I tell ya and sure beats chasing crap down all over the site. More to come in the future noooo doubt! Have a great weekend !...peace.
Cliff Notes For My Lazy Friends
Soooooo... here's a snapshot of what's been going on in my life so far this year. On the 2nd I deleted my whole friends list. I was stressed to the max physically and sick of not knowing who had me on their list to be friends vs. just because they were too nice to delete me. Seemed like a good time to do it for the new year, and those who've noticed and sent me requests have been gratefully accepted back. It had nothing to do with anyone personally; I even deleted Durham without warning him in advance. I'd had kidney stones causing me tons of pain since before turkey day. I finally got a surgery scheduled for 1/5 to have the large ones in my right kidney removed. Unfortunately, in the surgical prep in radiology where they use a fluoroscope to place the tube for access to the stone, things went haywire. The radiologist had to poke several times and by the time I got to the OR my kidney was so inflamed and bloody that my surgeon couldn't see the stones. I was admitted to the
Day 1 Cigarettes today: 5 Urge to kill Scale (1-10): 10  - Talk to me and I will kill you..   I started quitting smoking today. I method I am using is the nicotine patch. I smoked on average of 1 &1/2 to 2 packs a day. The largest patch they have is = to 1 pack a day. I already cutting my smoking in half and my body is not happy about it.    Todays Mishaps: I was doing just fine until around 3pm today. A customer had a rush job and wanted me to work overtime, This never happens. Lovely.. By 5pm my urge to kill scale was at 10.. At one point I lost a tool for 20 minutes only to find it in my pocket.. I then threw it across the shop and lost it for another 5 minutes.. Jen called me and i freaked out on her for no reason.. She should have hung up on me.. Bright side, the job I did didn't give me too many problems and turned out looking real nice.. I was starving so I go to Subway for dinner.. I was craving a Meatball Sub on italian herbs and cheese bread.. They tell me they are out
Here's How!
      Want to earn either the boomerang OR pimp hand bling? I bet you do you greedy people you! :P is how!!     I have been DYING to own the movie "Hidalgo" in FULL SCREEN on DVD. That widescreen crap is for the birds! Did I mention FULL SCREEN yet? If not....the FULL SCREEN DVD!!! :P First person to send it to me in regular mail (not on the computer) will get it.   Each person that offers to send it will get 7 days to do so from the time they say "I will!!!" If I recieve it in the mail within those 7 days, you win!  I will go in order starting with the first person to comment this blog saying "I will". That person will recieve my mailing address in a private message. You will have 7 days starting the day AFTER I give you my address. So if you want to be a technical butt monkey, that is 8 days total. Or it could be 7 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes, 38 seconds.....oh whatever :P Shut up! :D     Get it? Got it? GOOD!!!   Enjoy!      
Im tired... Whos with me????
[you Were All Too Slow So I Grabbed My Own]
1. First thing you wash in the shower? I had to think for a second, but probably my chest. 2. What color is your favorite hoodie? My favorite black hoody was decomissioned years ago, but current is grey. I'd probably like an olive-drab or brown one, I do earth tones well. 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Who the fu... yeah probably, y'know if she wasn't married and pregnant now. Okay... at least not pregnant. Not that I think pregnant chicks are gross- just that I gotta draw the line of immorality somewhere. 4.Do you plan outfits? Fuck no, are you kidding? Blood spattered jeans, flour spattered hoody? New boxers >> that's planning? 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? WIRED!!! Waaaaay too much caffeine. 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? My exacto knife's handle. 7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? Aim. ... And I say "wow" not "W-O-W" since I can say world of warcraft even faster. Actually- I usually say World of warcraft. People that say "wow" k
The Unforgiving Fruit Bowl
I'm trying to be healthier.  As part of that quest I have bought a bowl for fruit.  I have placed this bowl right at the enterance to the kitchen.  Now if I ever want to bypass the bowl to seek out a treat that is less than good for me, I must justify myself to "The Unforgiving Fruit Bowl." This will consist of whatever justification I can come up with at the time:  "I did five miles today, I can have a cookie!" or "I spent all day walking around, burning calories, I am allowed that pop tart" The Fruitbowl will not tell me no, after all it's just a bowl of fruit.  I hope that this will encourage me to partake of more healthy snacks.   Oh, little post script.  If you remember an early blog, about the girl who didn't like banter?  Yeah, turns out she's studying to be a teacher.  Pete can banter bishes!
[fwah! That Was Good]
Hang on I gotta chug at least a liter of water after I take these pills...makes me real full since I gotta take em on full stomach.Blachk!There were two things I'd never do as a childthree things.1. Take naps/go to bed on time.2. Eat cooked vegetables except starches and peppers.3. Drink water.Juice was better tasting and always had vitamins in it >>it only made sensebut since I can't exceed a certain amount of vitamin C in a day, I can't drink cranberry juice and orange juice in excess ...wait I can now!Sweet.Stupid regimens.AnywayTonight I made stir fry beef liver.Oh my god it was good.I'm gonna play around with it a bit but I got the recipe from an online sourceIts filipino apparently, but where they used tomato- I omitted it completely in favor of a slight squeeze of chinese ketchup (hot sauce)where they said garlic- I put in more onion (because I've been out of garlic for over 2 months)You basically saute the liver for about 2 minutesthen you braise it in soy sauce (4 tblspoons so
If you've got an opinion based on a firsthand situation that you think I may also experience, by all means, feel free to share your thoughts with me. I'll listen objectively and appreciate your advice. If you've got a secondhand opinion based on facts that have never impacted you directly, keep it the fuck to yourself. Caring about another person that went through bullshit is one thing, but passing along their opinion as your own is a bunch of poop. That is all. Carry on.  
Shortly Before I Came Back
THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE ON MY FACEBOOK WITH MY FAMILY AND THE CUNTS THAT KNOW ME IN THE REAL WORLD title was as it goes ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ so my dad called tonight... kinda strange 11pm his time.... he's drunk and in bed by 6pm most nights.... i thought how strange.... as i hit the ignore button... then as i often do i played out little scenarios in my head 11pm something must have happened... he could be in the dying or in the hospital.... and i ignored my last chance to speak with him...   then i stopped and thought.... what would happen... would i take it as an excuse to start drinking again? would i fall into a deep depression? would i even take a day off work?   i stopped myself there... honestly i don't think i'd feel anything... not because he wasn't a part of my life for most of it... not because he's a used up druggie... no... it's because deep down... i don't feel anythi
I Am Ashamed Of Myself
I want to deeply apologize to those of you who have stuck around for years. I never really realized just what a *woe is me* kinda girl I was and sometimes still am. I am deeply embarassed, please forgive me. I have been working on me, inside and out, and I like to think it shows. The stronger I get, the less tolerant I become. I have empathy for bad situations, but lose it quickly if you make no attempt to fix it. I am not sure exactly what it is that woke me up, but again, I am deeply sorry and will make every effort to quit that shit.
The Past Few Days
I have been an emotional trainwreck. I'm not sure exactly why...but I do know it led to over reactions about things that I am not 100% clear on. I am trying to calm down, but it seems like the emotional tail spin has hold. The two people who would normlly calm me, seem to be me if I snap at you, or whine a lot. I had been doing pretty well. Pleh. I'm trying like hell to not go back to the old ways of feeding the sadness cookies.... working out helps to a certain degree   feeling a tad lost, and very overwhelmed.
First Post-op Exam
Just got home from my first post-op exam and thought this would be a good time to update everyone on what's going on.  It's hard to know where to begin because there was so much good news today.  First, and perhaps foremost I have lost 34 pounds since the morning of the surgery... not bad for 20 days.  It's really amazing what you can do when you set yourself goals and do the things necessary to meet them... so I am ahead of schedule on this one and only have 101 pounds to go now to be back to my exact weight the day I graduated Boot Camp on Parris Island. Secondly, the incision has healed so well that they went ahead and removed the stiches today, once again only 20 days after surgery.  That was not scheduled to be done until August 23rd, 4 to 6 weeks being the normal time for a 12 inch incision.  My mobility, flexibility and strength all were well beyond expectation based on the chart, so in short, I am doing GREAT!!! All except the pain, which is still an issue.  With pain meds fu
You Gotta See This!
This is my nephew Jason and his American Idol experience!  Can we say PROUD Aunty?  :D      
He Made Me Smile ...
I made a new friend today!!    Was helping a customer today with three little kids. The first one I noticed she was holding a tiny little girl with huge hair and bigger eyes. I chuckled and said something to her in baby talk and she slowly smiled at me. Her Mom ( I at first did not get it ) made a HUGE deal about her smiling. Just as I was thinking ok ok lady your kid smiled big whoop I hear a little voice from other side of the counter say " thats my baby sister" I leaned over the counter and looked down and there was this little elfine mischevious face belonging to a tiny little boy with the most WONDERFUL slow smile I have ever seen and he had a mohawk ( my ice cold heart melted on the spot ). He was also sporting a hell of a blackened eye. I made a big OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO face and said  "what happened did your big sister beat you up ????"    He giggled and shook his head no    "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I know your baby sister beat you up"   he giggled louder and said noooooooo
You Can't Make This Stuff Up.
Amusing Email...
from: PeteDraper Carbondale, IL subject: You made me gay! received: 03/4/2012 10:46 pm replied: no   block this member I know you get this ALL THE TIME, and I'm sorry if I'm like the millionth person to tell you this today, but you are soooo effing gorgeous lol. Let me put it into perspective for you. I was sucking my cock looking at your pics when suddenly, without warning, I jizzed all over my face and in my mouth. So thanks for giving me the gayest moment of my life! It is really embarrassing, but I just had to tell you about this testament to your beauty lol  
Contact To Remove Pictures From
Well, we have something in regarding to a positive development for the victims of the picture thievery on this contact email and BE NICE and ask for your pictures to be removed... Let me reiterate, be civil to the person on the other end. A few have had success so let's keep this trend going. See previous blog for other actions that are in progress regarding this.. Peace.
Fuck Fuck Fuck
I am better now.
Sporks Update...travis Mullis Waives Rights To Appeal...time To Die.
Here's an update for those who remember. There was a #1 Top Red Lifetime member on here called "I love sporks." She was too busy on Fubar to take care of her child. She complained that the child "wouldn't stop crying." She then gave the child to her boyfriend, who in turn took it to the Galveston, TX area and promptly stomped his head in until he died. The update is here: you can see, people are pretty sick around here sometimes. And it goes way back - further than today's petty who-blinged-who today drama. Peace.
Blogging For Blogs Sake
I havent blogged in a while so it was my hope that if I sat here and started typing something then information would pour out.   I dont think its going to happen.   Work is work.  I could complain about my boss, but even I dont want to hear it.  I'm on a dating sabbatical for a bit.  Still have a a month of EMT class left, then June is studying and taking the practicals and written exam.  The working out is going well, I think I am more than ready for the marathon.   Planning a road trip in two weeks, I say planning but I already have everything booked.  May meet a few fu's if the scheduling permits.  When you have so much happen in a year, when just regular is all that is going on it seems like life is moving at slow motion. 
Lunatic Luau 12
  Been three yrs since the last festival was washed off by a hurricane, was great see things get back up and running. Day of debauchery as expected. All the bands were good, some better than expected.  First time hearing Art of Dying, was impressed enough to seek out some listening after the fact. Was cool to here all the ole GNR tunes with the mainstay member Slash, minus fuknut Axel, plus better singer/cooler guy Miles Kennedy. FFDP was tight. Pretty cool stage set with truck grills all welded together in front of the amps. They stopped in the middle of the show, and dude said "Im having a hard time continuing while seeing these little faces squished between all you grown up fukers...lets fix that right now." So he had the roadies pull all the kids out and bring em onstage. Pretty cool. Sidebar to that...I watched the guitar player pick out these two chics from the crowd and motion for them to come around side, and the roadies helped them up and led off to backstage. So of cour
Long Bats And Soft Balls
I had the first game of softball season on Friday.  It's been a long time since I have played, and even when I did play it was really just something to do while we drank beer, at work, with other coworkers.  To let you know just how seriously we played, I carry a bottle opener in my bat bag.  I'm the type that just plays for fun, though I do consider winning "fun" I wont give up other fun just to win.  I did have some trepidation on playing with this new team/league, I did not know what to expect, and honestly, my awesomeness does not include sports.  When I got there, I already knew they take it way more seriously than I do.  I showed up with my old jersey, unbuttoned of course, no hat, and they are there in full uniforms, with matching pants!  Yeah I knew I was in trouble.  I did a little bp,  shagged some balls, and then the game started.  Like I mentioned before, I dont have any skills, so I was behind home plate for most of the game.  I was glad that there were no deciding plays
Happy Mothers Day To All The Mothers N Mommys..
Before I was a Mom -I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday.Before I was a Mom -I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations.Before I was a Mom -I had never been puked on - Pooped on - Spit on - Chewed on, or Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and My thoughts. I slept all night.Before I was a Mom -I never held down a screaming child so that doctors could do tests...or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.Before I was a Mom -I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew
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Gone For The Week
I won't be here for at least the next five days.  I received word this morning that my last surviving brother finally lost his battle with the brain tumor that had been killing him slowly over the past year.   Some of my dear Fu friends already know of his struggle but I have chosen not to share more until now. He collapsed at work in March of last year with what was first believed to be a stroke, but was later found to be a fairly sizable tumor of a particularly nasty variety, and underwent surgery to remove it immediately.  The operating surgeons claimed at first to have gotten it all but later confirmed they had not; and he spent much of last year undergoing very heavy chemo, which was ultimately found to have had little effect earlier this year.  Not only had the original tumor mostly grown back, it began to spawn other tumors.  The last few months, he had been receving infusion treatments, which were a last-ditch effort that only held the tumors back for a short time, but which s
Buying Perm Family Adds
Well, this is my "first" blog so please don't be to harsh on me lol. I am not a person to buy "perm family spots". Permanent is a big word,because none of us know what tomorrow will bring or if you will ever see this person again after you send credits or fu bucks to them. I can say there are few people I would put my trust in on fu because you don't know who is really on the other side of the screen. Now Do YA?? I am a very trusting person and I have and sure I will again put my trust in people that will screw me over. But as the old saying goes "Screw me over once Shame on you- Screw me over twice Shame on me. So here is my story about buying a perm spot and getting fu screwed! This person was going for her 5K likes and I bought into her family and she gets in my sb and we talk as I do a lot of people on fu and she offered me and another family member perm spots for 25 credits with the promise of running when she could pimping when needed and rating and liking daily. I will be honest
So I Guess The Only Interesting Thing I've Been Up To...
I spent a good portion of my weekends from Spring through this past, riding my bicycle on some of the nice trails we have here in the Cleveland area. I made sure to do at least 26 miles every weekend. Sometimes I did more. In all, I'm pretty sure I put over 500 miles on my bike. I lost about 15 pounds and can now fit into some size-too-small pants I bought off a clearance rack at TJ Maxx for $6 bucks many months ago. Been flying and driving tons of places for work. Reading a lot. Writing a little. Been pretty OKay.   I hope all of you have been well, n stuff.
What the fuck is that? In the eyes of the law maybe but not so much in real life. Yeah I know there's a famous document that says all men are created equal but I'm here to tell you it's a lie. Chances are if you're reading this you're probably in the same boat as me, there are probably dumber fuckers than you and there are probably way smarter people than you too. Hey we can't all be Einsteins but the notion that I or anyone else has some god given right to be respected as equals just BECAUSE is ludicrous. How about just learn your place in life and STFU.
Marons - In Case You Missed It..
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