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I Might Date You Request.
Ok since my last list was a bit Abraisive, a lovely friend, Rio is lovely suggested I write another one. Here it goes.. 1. If your wardrobe is 80% black clothing, I might date you. 2. If you find yourself headbanging and screaming vigorously waiting at a stop light, I might date you. 3. If you believe music is part of your anatomy, I might date you. 4. If someone trips and falls and you laugh, I might date you. 5. If you still slurp your spaghetti, I might date you. 6. If you dress up your animals out of boredom, I might date you. 7. If you got good breath and a nice smile, I might date you. 8. If you think cold pizza is breakfast of the gods, I might date you. 9. If you stand next to the Ocean and feel its power, I might date you. 10. If you have more than 4 Tattoo's, I might date you. 11. If you like Survivor, I might date you. 12. If you think hot dogs are lips and assholes, I might date you. 13. If the dust from the mosh pit is like sweet spring flowers to you,
No Pants!!
To roK: im saving myself for marriage   cancel Chat 11:54pm reply roK: to whom?   cancel Chat 11:54pm more To roK: Ville Valo...DUH!!   cancel Chat 12:01am reply roK: oh please, he knows you're a whore   cancel Chat
For The Love Of Bling
My newest pet peeve....     Going off on someone for not rating your profile when they polish your bling.   Here's how I see it.......   Someone bought the bling for you, someone is taking the time and doing all the work polishing it.  You just made 1,000s of points from their work so.....     STFU and get over it!   That is all.
So.... Show Me The Money
Since my blog yesterday I have had quite a few of you ask if I would seriously consider taking chocolate letters orders from you guys this year and send them out. I figure if I actually do it NOW before I am super busy & I keep forgetting or dont have time to oganize it or I am missing half the letters  or its way to late to ship them on time...why the heck not. For those of you who dont know they are a tradition in Holland where everyone gets their first name chocolate initial GREAT stocking stuffer for any age. So if you guys are really interested then lets give this a go   You need to give me your order and specify if you want pure or milk chocolate You need to trust giving me a CC number with expiry date You need to be prepared for shipping charges those are your baby not mine :D Americans need to accept the slight risk that because of super ridiculous home land security rules they might not make it to your door ( I am told this is a way slighter risk than in past years
No, this isn't about self-esteem. I probably have an adequate number of both positive and negative opinions of myself.   This is about what's said IN confidence. People can tell me whatever they feel like telling me. I don't care if it's solely a serious discussion, or a casual conversation with passing remarks of a serious nature: I'm a pretty good judge of what I can repeat and what I should keep the fuck to myself. Just over a month ago, in a regular, day-to-day, friendly conversation, the topic of work was brought up. Not by me, mind you. I try to stay as far away from that subject as I can get. Basically, in a polite response to a question about how work was going, I mentioned how work had become ridiculously stressful.. and if things didn't get better in our territory soon, the thought of asking for a demotion had crossed my mind. Mistake! That comment came back to haunt me more than four weeks later, and I had to spend valuable time I didn't really have this morning to expla
The Ugly Side Of Family
I think it's no surprise to anyone that families fuction in a uniquely dysfunctional way, and that there are ugly secrets behind every seemingly functional family. Mine is no different. In the recent past (last year or so), my sister has continued a downward spiral into drug abuse and psychotic behavior. When it really started to get the worst, she decided that she would go and get pregnant because she needed someone who loved her.  She got pregnant while on drugs (enough to kill an elephant at that) and miscarried several times. She finally got pregnant the last time, and it stuck. Instead of deciding to quit taking the drugs, or get some kind of help, she continued on, business as usual, getting high.  She landed herself in jail (again) while she was 3 months pregnant. She then admitted to the drugs use of cocaine, oxycontin, xanax, and aderall, daily, mind you. She had it in her head that everyone wanted her to have an abortion and that she wouldn't be able to hold the pregnancy a
Ugly People
I know ugly people need love to, but damn these people need to just stop. This one person I see in my bartab constantly kind of looks like a butch Punky Brewster. She be making fun of people all the time but she ain't all that either. I think she need to hush her wh*re mouth and be looking in the mirror before she be talking trash about people. I ain't be playing either. Ugly people don't need to be hatin'. Haters ain't be making me famous they be makin' me popular. Don't be hatin'!!!
Peen Perving
so like  let me set this straight...  before I came here I was an ANGEL   just so ya'll  know............ you have been a very big influence on my  giggles & I just can't help myself  anymore.....   God damn perv peening hoars!  I (heart thingy)  ya all!       ITs ALLA your fault   YES YOURS  & YOURS & yes  even YOURS!!!!!   keep on keeping on  I so love the laughs!  and as always  peace baby  
What Is Truth & Reality? Where Are We Headed? With A Holiday Twist..
Well hello hello everyone! wow, it's been quite some time now hasn't it? Feels like it. First off I hope that every single one of you is having a very safe, happy and enjoyable holiday season. I can see the normal fu spirit for this time of year is in full swing. It's good to see people, at least generally enjoying themselves.. At any rate, I've been pretty fu mia of late, not really doing all that much, just observing and taking in some of the sights and sounds of what I see. And boy, that sure is amusing in and of itself. What's probably even more amusing than what you -see- here these days, is actually what you are -not- seeing. Because only with the rational combination of the seen and the unseen around here, can provide you with a much clearer picture about the "truth" of things. Whether it be in life, or on Despite how much some people would like to bend that curve between "just fubar" and "real life" (to their liking or need normally) the facts are what they are a
So, On Saturday, I'll be activating the God Mode bling thing that the GREATEST TITS IN THE UNIVERSE bought me. Since I like to spread the love, if you'd like me to bomb any of your albums, let me know in this blog's comments. Linking directly to the album in question will increase your chances of being bombed, what with me being a fat lazy bastard and all. Also - if you know any cool people who hardly ever get points, let me know about them in the comments too. You're welcome. ;)
Talk About Not Wasting Any Time...
Suga Lips: I've polished your knob plenty of times and never got my own status.   I re-add her to my friends list and she's already hitting on me..    *shakes head* 
I Has The Sadz
My son is even more allergic to everything  ( 33 out of  34 things tested for)  than the last time he got tested. Including dogs,  :(   we have been searching for a pup & the Doctor highly advised against it.   My Dad told me on Easter Day, he has decided to sell the beach house, which was where him & my mom lived since  2001. He says he is just barely making it, so moving off shore will make things easier for him.   This is a good thing, but I will surely miss the house and all the memories we shared with my mom and him and all the family.   Time to make new memories I guess.      We will still get to the beach often, but now I won't be able to walk back to the house to refill my mudslides.  :( . It will be good for him so I guess it's for the best!     Things are super slow at work cause of this fucking economy.   So when you get out & do buy something, even if it's just a candy bar.. GET YOUR RECEIPT  so I keep my job.  Please & Thanks! It's  almost 90 degrees & I am bumming tha
Don't Click It!
Don't click the link!!! I know I shouldn't, but I do. WHY?? What is wrong with me?? 
Wtf...why Blocked?
Hi Fu..Just came around n started my fu routine n I see I am blocked by a few friends I thought were my friends.. but just dont no why..Now me..if I really wanted to block someone I deal with it first instead of giving no reason y I blocked u ..I dont bother anyone on this site..(I deal with the issue).. I do my best to try n help everyone of u.. I am not looking for the pitty pitty shit but come by n be women /man enough to deal with the issues u have against me..We r suppose to be adults but instead some feel that its much easier to hit flippin buttons..I have leant being on this site that u dont judge a person unless u talk or get to know that person ..dont believe everything u  hear on this site because u never get the right fuckin story ...Yes I am pissed off but I will get over it ..Just dont understand it..So all I ask if there is a reason come forward n talk to me..Cause life is to short for the crap we all deal with on fu ...I do love the true friends I have on fu ..Have a Kic
Miracles Do Happen, I Am One Of Them!
After spending a total of 6 years in and out of hospitals of my life,. A month here, two weeks there, alway's at the time Christmas was approaching. I knew what to look forward to. A lengthy hospital stay... Ten years in a row , I spent my Christmas Holiday's in a hospital. Last September around my birthday ( which is the 21st ) a few more days and I will see 55, something I never thought would happen. I got sick. My asthma, started acting up on me, then I caught a cold and , good old Pneumonia set in...October 1st came and I had no choice, I went to the hospital and was admitted immediately. I had 5 Doctor's start working on me, and none thought I would make it. Well, the days just passed and each day I got worse... A massive lung infection took hold of me.. I can't take antibiotics , so I was in a real mess... I had to have something, so the Dr's put me on 1500 mgs of Levaquin, the strongest antibiotic they have. I was getting shots in my stomach every hour and had 13 different
Drunk Pic Contest
comment on me here please!!!! drunk pic contest go ahead bomb me I dare you!! copy and paste the following address into address bar comments should be directed to the pic at the following address.
My Life....updated.
Well, here goes. When I was 5 months old and my older half-brother was two, my dad beat him badly. HE became furious when my brother pooped in the tub and began playing with it. The Louisiana department of wel-fare was called. My brother was black and blue and had cigsrette burns on his back. We were then given to my grand-parents to raise. My grandmother and my Aunt have told me that when they got me I looked like one of those Ethiopian children. They said my stomach was swollen from malnurishment. My Aunt said that I drank 6 four once bottles and then slept for a whole day. It was not until I was four or five that my parents were able to see me again every other weekend. I was always scared of them. Especially my dad. To me, my grandparents were my parents.I hated going there. Things were great. Until I was 8. My grandparents had gotten into an argument about us. Someone called the wel-fare again. I remember being called to the office at school and having to talk to alot of people. M
My Toast To You....:)
New Year’s Toast Here’s to the new year... May it bring more joy and success And less grief and regret. To our dreams... May we never stop believing in them And taking the actions that will make them a reality. To our friends, loved ones, associates (or colleagues)... May we take the time to let them know How much it means to us To have them in our lives. Let us encourage more and criticize less, Give more and need less. And whenever we can, Let us create harmony and peace. To new beginnings... Let us start fresh, right now, To make this the very best year ever. A very Happy New Year to all of us!
Irish Luck: The $5,000,000 Shamrock
This game is now closed. It ended early with permission from the board leaders. Congratulations, RogerLee! Game F.A.Q. 1. Who can I buy shamrocks for? ~ You may purchase as many as you like, for as many members as you like, with only one exception. I WILL deliver to bouncers, but I will NOT deliver to "yellow". This means, no shamrocks for babyjesus or Scrapper, etc. will be valid. They have enough to do without being swamped. 2. I sent my bucks, but I haven't heard anything from you. What's the deal? ~ The deal is that I go from back to front in my inbox. I do this so that I can make and deliver shamrocks in the order they were received. Once I've opened your email,you will get a reply from me. After that, your hearts will be delivered in my next set. I usually do about 75 orders at a time. During previous games, I received HUNDREDS of requests daily - this is why I appreciate your patience. I will get to them, it just takes a while sometimes. I do have a life (and
Ok Thats It!
Yes I have NSFW pics, I will repeat it again this does not make me a slut, I don't want to suck you off, do you or hear what you want to do to me ok! These pics are for me to show the beauty of the female body, they are my art! New Rules 1. If I see that you are only rating them I block you. 2. If you are leaving really nasty comments I will block you. 3. If you ask to see me on cam or to send you "pussy shots" I will block you. 4. I will start a file with the offenders and make sure I post your picture for everyone to see, that way we all know who not to add. If that seems harsh then get off my page. I will make sure my friends know who are the offenders ok. Thanks again OzzyFreak The Goth EMT
She Said "maybe The Guys Will Do This", So I Did.
1. Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your wife or husband? If I was married, and someone slept with her, I'd probably kill them, so it wouldn't matter if I forgave them or not. *blinks* What? I'm just sayin! :P 2. Where were you on your 17th birthday? At my house with a few friends... I've got a picture from that day... 3. Have you ever seen a live bat? Yep, held a few too. 4. Is there anyone you hate? Whoever planned 9/11, and whoever created cancer. 5. How much are you on the phone daily? As much as possible. 6. Do you like the color orange? Not specifically 7. Do you find it in your heart to forgive? Too often. I always get shit on, too. 8. Have you ever seen a prostitute? Yep, not personally though... just walkin down the street. 9. Have you ever seen a real redneck? Hell, I've lived in South Carolina, Oklahoma and Kansas, you tell me. 10. Do you like tattoos and piercings? Yep 11. What size shoes do you wear? 9 1/2 12
Just A Simple Thank You To Everyone.
So ashley gave me this idea.. hugs and smooches to her!! and I know I left out some people and I sorry:( I was tryin hard not to studder:| and ramble to much. but I love you all and again thank you. as for mr tatoe eyes.. I love you. and you better watch this dakkit!! ps forgive me for lookin like a tard :D
I was takin a nap on the floor when I felt my house shake. Then hubby walked in and asked me if I felt it. And then a person I was talkin to on here said he felt the earth shake. Wonder if its an earthquake...
fuck every shit.
Ahhh, Memories... M00 :d
Just reminiscing the days of dalnet irc... Hellbound... i/o... raz0r911... #dragons #i/o #bannedndamned WhiteDragon, bleach, malkman, klined, Warpt, _hugh... i miss them fvckerz. i need to get on there again and see if anyone wants to play "this doesn't belong on the net"... :) oyea, just in case anyone is wondering... mention "his" name? you're deleted. dig?
I has a HH at 5pm PST/8pm EST. Just to let you know.
should I do a contest?
Add Your Midgets Here!! Smiles!!
Staff Rules
Cleaning Up
my list is about to get cut down. If you make the cut.. its because of a reason or two..which if you ask.. i will tell you.. if you don't and you wanna know why you get deleted.. message me... If i don't message back.. it means. i have no idea who the hell you are. other than people i trust and speak to often.. everyone is going... some for specific reasons.. some not tired of the drama... won't be here much anymore anyway... so going to cut it out and save myself a lot of issues this will be starting pretty much immediately... bye
Yeah... I Did It Again.
I don't know why I did, I guess to see if my theory about declining bids with each auction is true. Bid if ya want... whatever.
Don't Cry For Me!
Crazycracker passed away early this morning, apparently dead of starvation. He was found under his desk at work with a peice of partially chewed pressboard in his mouth. He was 38 years old. Those who knew Crazycracker had probably been asked to bring him food. Sadly, many of these "friends" declined, because they lived too far away, or didn't have a GPS. He had asked not to be buried. In leiu of a burial, his last wishes were to be stuffed by a taxidermist and posited in such a way that fubar friends could pose with him for pictures. His untimely death of starvation surely comes as a surprise to many who would have expected him to die at the hands of a jealous husband.
Does The Internet Exist Or Are You All Having Me On?
So, anyways, is there a specific term for the mental condition where you slowly become convinced that the internet is made up, and that actually all those people you talk to online are just people from your town, or from your old school, like when you walk down the street you see that guy who says he lives in Ohio working on a market stall, or that chick from California is walking past the newsagents, and you start to feel like that guy from the Truman Show, and that everything you think is real is just made up to trick you? Is there a word for that? Cos I think I have that...
The Pegasus Project Terms Of Commitment
1. All Prospects (applicants) must have a Verified Salute. No exceptions 2. All Prospects must have a minimum of five (5) pictures of themselves. 3. Sfw picture folders of yourself should be open for Council voting on your application to verify your picture count reaches the requirements. Council will not enter folders that are marked for specific individuals or groups. 4. If you should be accepted, you will have seven (7) days to add ~The Pegasus Project~ to your profile name/nickname. 5. The Pegasus Project Home Page must be added to your top family (in the top seven (7) please). Council Members (those in the Pegasus Project home page family) must be added to your Friends list. Family is optional. 6. ALL members of The Pegasus Project MUST be Fanned, Added and Rated. You can find all members at this Blog 7. You are obligated to repost any Bulletins issued by The Pegasus Project while online. 8. You are encouraged as a member to
I Hate....
So Im really unhappy with assholes who bought houses they couldn't afford. Thanks a lot! You knew you couldn't afford a 350k house, and now my tax money is going to buying out that b.s. Blah on you! And blah @ the banks for lending you the money! and blah @ the homeless fuckers squatting in the foreclosed homes! booooooo!
She's Been Found!!!!!!!!!!!
While the FBI agents were enroute to my house, they recieved notification that my daughter was found. We are waiting for her to be transported home. I wanted everyone to know. Thank you all for the support and well wishes. My faith in humanity...and a higher power...has been restored. The FBI has my computers until at least Monday while they gather evidence to prosecute the man who took her. I hope he rots in jail. But that doesn't even matter... MY BABY GIRL IS COMING HOME!!!!!
FYI If you delete your account and come back... I'm not going out of my way to track you down and add you. Same goes if you deleted me "by accident". I can only assume I'm not on your list now for a reason. I will accept if you choose to add me back, but I have enough disappointments in my life now. I don't need to deal with a rejection or a pity accept. That is all for now.
Think About It.
I have slowly been watching more and more people in bad moods, feeling sorry for themselves, and forgetting that a lot of people have it far worse. Long time friends of mine are foster parents. Last week they lost 2 foster children and their home to a horrible fire. They are still in the hospital in critical condition along with 1 other foster child, all suffering horrendous burns on most of their bodies. Does that put things into perspective? Take me. My mother may very well be seeing her last Christmas, definitely won't be seeing my grandchild grow up. My own health is not what you people think it may be. My son lost 80% hearing in one ear this time last year. It can't be restored. We still have each other. We still know there are people in worse shape than us. We know feeling sorry for ourselves won't change a thing. I am sorry, but I just had to say a lil something. Please don't hate me for it.
Well, it's official. I gave my notice today here at my apartment complex. I will be moving in the next month. I had chinese delivered a lil bit ago and realized I am gonna miss that restaurant's food and my lil chinese delivery guy. :( My fortune today: Temptation resistant is the true measure of character. That is all.
Abandon It, All Ye Who Enter
Its TRUE....She Does I LOVE VAMPIRE KOK@ fubar
Stolen From Sherry Who Stole It From Mel
If you were to introduce me to someone, what would you say? This should be fun. Pass this along and see what YOU get back.
If You Seek Amy?
So I was just reading perezhilton and one of the things he's saying is a lot of radio stations said they were going to ban one of Britney Spears' songs. It's called "If you seek Amy" They changed the name to "If you SEE Amy". Perez says the song doesn't make sense now..I'm not really going to listen to it. Anyway, the "old" title is suppose to say something if you say it "very, very slowly"...I just can't figure it out. Wanna tell me??
Lol Are You Serious??
Why is it that men think they can catch a woman's attention, or even get lucky with a lady with the name "Fart Master or Turd Burglar"? I mean come on, yeah it's funny to joke about, but you don't hit on a chick and say all kinds of sweet things to her with the name "Sir Spermsalot" Need a little more effort guys :p
Bread Delivery
Betwixt sipping sangria and making a small alteration on a dress I wore for most of the Belizian trip, J and I were lounging on the bed in our Hopkins cabin, door open, sea breeze drifting in, local dogs wandering in and out. Suddenly I heard my name. "Sugar? Sugar? Did you want to buy some bread?" Dorothy, the owner of our cabin, had told us earlier that the only good bread in the village was to be purchased from a handful of children who came around every afternoon, carrying warm coconut bread in baskets, and charging a dollar per loaf (50 cents in US dollars). We'd been looking forward to the bread delivery, but it came at an inopportune time. I had been modeling my newly-altered dress, and J was lounging on the bed, sans clothing. I was in the middle of a lazy afternoon muah-kaak session. Hearing my name, I looked up. And saw Dorothy, standing in front of the cabin, peering up through the patio rails, no doubt seeing me snacking on manflesh. "KIDS! Don't go in u
New Nsfws
yea right....Sarah's bday is tomorrow & she'e in whore mode(not thats she doesn't normally, but this time its special). I got a bully out if you could re-post if for me, i'll love you long time. Poetic Suicide a.k.a Mrs. Robinson@ fubar G'moaning all you lovely fu's
Happy Birthday
It doesn't all it in my status. Believe me, i tired. Lmaoooo Wanna say Happy Birthday to 3 beautiful ladies. Poetic Suicide Poetic Suicide a.k.a Mrs. Robinson@ fubar Crystal ĈŔYŞŦĄŁ : Admitted Fu-Point Whore.@ fubar JWH JWH@ fubar Go show all three some b-day luvin'. And patty whacks too. :P
Drinking Coffee And Reading Perez Hilton
The title of this "article" is Mean or Funny????. I actually laughed out loud. What do you think...
So I'm spending my first full day at the hotel. I was up super last last night because my cousin was here snoring so loud. It was driving me crazy, lol. Anyway, I woke up to 18 new messages...all were sent from the "fubar shop". At first I thought it was cute, but it's annoying. Can you turn that shit off???
My Day
I just had the loveliest day. My son was off from work today. He called this morning and asked how I would feel about him coming over to spend the day with me. We had a wonderful time. He did a few things around here for me, I made lunch for us, we watched some comedians on youtube together, and had stimulating conversations. I am so glad I moved this close to him so we can share more days like today. I haz a happy. ♥
Overgeneralization On Petty Matters
So I've been looking in the admire section for a few minutes this morning, and they have an age range feature. It's nice but...just makes me think some things about the women on this site. Now, before I begin, if you are on my friends list you ARE beautiful, and you do not fall into the overgeneralized stereotypes I'm about to make. If you stalked someone in might. I've noticed..the "girls" 18-25. Most are overweight. Most are ugly. Most claim to be "sexi" or "hott"...when they are anything but. There are some hot ones, but they are few and far between, spread sparsely between the hordes of unattractive "myspace angle" photos of cows trying to show their cavernous cleavage without their rolling gut peeking past their udders. It's...sad and revolting. Like I said, there are some hotties, and there are some tasteful pics. There are some beautiful big girls too...but MOST are unattractive and obese (not just overweight..nothing wrong with being overweight, but grotesquely ob
Apparently, I'm It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm terrified of frogs 2. I have obsession with rubbing and tracing a persons cold ears 3. My dad broke my nose when I was 12 on purpose 4. I still save the crunchberries for last when I eat Captn Crunch 5. I'm slowly learning I am a beautiful girl worthy of love and happiness *with a little help * 6. I enjoy guy on guy porn 7. Mommie Dearest is my all time favorite movie 8. I once smashed a girls head into the school bus window because she called me a bitch 9. I attempted suicide when I was 12 and my grandmother saved me 10. I would go insane without the Fu and my friends I have made here.
Ghey Dimples
So, the doctor decided that I was enough of a fatasses to need speed, so I'm taking pills and dieting. My guy, who has to do everything that I do, decided to join me. Anyway, his caloric intake requirements are about three times mine, but he eats about the same amout that I do, so he's obviously losing a fuck ton of weight. Last night, he smiled, and I noticed a dimple... an honest to god gayfag dimple. That is all.
Sugar Low
So it's official, I now have to go on a diet. So no more packets of biscuits, bars of chocolate, sweets or 8 sugars in my coffee. Instead, badminton once or twice a week, gym twice a week, and football hopefully every weekend. Oh the joy.
Crooked And Wiggly
Clowns and I are finally married...congradulate us dammit! Oh, and howdy.
Saturday Night...
So I've decided to o.d on ambien tonight and enjoy a csi: miami marathon. I'm getting old. I could be out at girl's night out but I'm home...
Just a quick blog before I crash... I am in Canada met my fu-wifey she is awesome! Its been a long day over 12 hours of airports and flying, and they lost my luggage so I feel so grimy!!
Life Changing,
I just though I would give you all an update on my life. :) A. Moving I will be moving at the end of this semester into my sister and her fiance's place to help pay the rent. I have a job lined up out there and I start training the monday after my finals. B. School Because I am moving, I have to transfer schools. I am still saying with the Purdue school system but I am going to a different branch. I will have to take the toll road every day to get to class. I will be in classes with an entire group of people I do not know. It will suck but it's for the best. Yeah I think that is about it. I am sure there is more but I can't really think of anything so oh well, haha.
I Think......
...........I'm going crazy
Pussies On Fubar? Hm..
It seems to be that whenever two or more ideas or opinions clash there has to be an all out verbal attack on either side of the party. Through my experience here, I find that very few people are actually capable of disagreeing with civility . And it's a little disheartening, I have to tell you, half of these people are full blown adults, like 24 and up and they act more childish than I do sometimes. Here's a great example of what I mean, if someone has an opposing argument to a statement you made anywhere on Fubar there's a chance that they will message you or hit up your shout box. Here's the part that makes me laugh they'll hit you up and be like " You're a piece of shit, whore, bitch, cunt rag, idiot, bitch bitch bitch!" Then when you go to reply they have already blocked you. I've got one word for all of you people who do that shit, "PUSSIES" you're all a bunch of fucking pussies (lol). What's the matter? You can dish it out but you can't take it? I have the ability to
Texting Fun
I got this as a text and I thought it would be fun to see what all of you came up with for me. So let's hear 'emGive me a nickname only YOU can call me! If you're brave you'll forward this and see what all the crazy names you get.I'm guessing I could have changed the wording to make it fit a "blog" better..but yeah. Give me some nicknames!!
I am gonna die of total embarrassment, I bought this Sally Hansen's wax thing a ma bob to do my eyebrows, well usually when I buy them they are curved so it comes out okay, this time they were straight and I ripped part of my eyebrows off that shouldn't be off.... UGH!!!!!!
So, I've been thinking lately... ( I know it's a dangerous habit, especially for me).   Should I change my screen name back to what it was originally? For those of you not in the know, i used to be the once great and powerful Giggity... not like that lame monkey fucker running around, damaging my good name... so, what do you think? should i go back?
Whore Blog
So I'm home from Texas...Thank Gawd! Its so good to be home and sleep on my own, well, couch. I ended up passing out on the freakin couch last night. *le sigh*   Anywhoozle...anyone know anyone with an A11 auction or if they are selling ones? Mama wants to be a prophet soon but don't wanna work for it ya know!
Okay, I have nothing real interesting to say....have to go grocery shopping soon but felt compelled to blog about bad muzak while waiting on hold. I will now have the song "Lucille" in mah head all day. You picked the fine time to leave me, lucilleFour hungry children and a crop in the fieldIve had some bad timeLive thru some sad timesBut this time your hurtin wouldnt heal You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.
Questions 4-29-9
Sometimes things put your life into perspective. Sometimes someone tells you something of their life that is so fucked up, you realize that no matter how bad things are for doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of their woes. Sometimes..just make me think.   Is a life full of pain worth living? If someone has a terminal illness, people tend to encourage them to try and fight, take treatments to extend their agonizing life so they can have a few more days to spend with loved ones. What if every day was agonizing pain, would it be worth living? Would you want to live, if it meant that every day was another pain of unending torment? If you were invalid and shamed, relying on others to take care of cleaning your own excrements? Or what about the emo side of things? What about the people that have "bad luck" their entire lives? The ones that never catch a good break, when fate constantly throws one misery after another to them. Is it worth trying to carry on, hoping that eve
Sex Offender Notice
I have something that has been angering me for a few weeks.   In the mail I received a notice for a sex offender that moved into my neighborhood a few houses down. It gave a detailed account of what he did, when he did it and a vehicle description with a license plate number. Without getting into detail, I will just say that this wasn’t some 18 year old guy sleeping with his 16 year old girlfriend. He did some seriously horrible stuff. (That’s right… stuff. Meaning he did this more than once with more than one child.)   What angers me is that I have all this information and I want to beat the hell out of him. But it says that I can be arrested if I harass him. Just knowing that he is right there and I can see his house from mine is driving me crazy! I have all these pent up feelings and nowhere to go with them.   How many people do we meet on a daily basis, that are murders or rapists and we have no idea.   Is it better to know about these people with a notic
hey yall...i'm bein lazy...if you have a bomb folder you should put a link to your profile here so i can find yall when i get around to usin  :D
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Jail Bait!
This is going to be a two part series of what happened yesterday when i suddenly disappeared.......... here are the characters: me =me Jeff= significant other Kim= my driver dad= my dad Dave= Jeff's employee also Kim's husband i am sitting across my dinner table from my dad I just cut him a piece of cake and poured him a cup of coffee... he came over to see how my week was going and occasionally he will help me out at work... So were chatting away about this weeks issues with my work. when i get a phone call from Kim...... Kim: Jeff is being arrested, you need to go pick him up at strathcona trail and strathcona....(such place doesn't exist) Me: Why? and there is no such place Kim;I don't know Dave just called me Me: ill call Jeff Dad: whats going on I hang up the phone..look at my dad think shit....turn to him and say Me: Jeff wants me to call. Dad; ah hows Jeff doing, my friends really like him (happy about Jeff do i break his I then proceed to ind some
My Awful Singing, Yay!
good morning everyone or eveing depening where u are..=) im going to make a salute pic now i think i figured how to make one again... also im not sure about showing all of me here...but i can do some sexy teddys or something...but not naked, just don't feel all that comfortable if u know what i mean...anyways i am going to make my salute after my ill catch up with u fu friends in a bit...=)   have a nice day   p.s. just so u know someone made me feel unconfortable before so new changes..please don't judge me cause u don't know me
Cricket Revenge....
Soooooo!!!!   *does happy dance*  I was driving home from the bar I'm working at its about sunset and I decided to take the long way home to release the presure of my day before walking into my home.... I pass a few feilds and then out of no where i hear a thump on my windshield like a golf ball hit it .. I look and almost pee'd myself with happiness..... Revenge is mine.. or part of it.... :D I killed their cousin(grasshopper) happily.... i also removed him from my window and placed him in my cup holder as a sign to all  chirping fuckers to beware... I will get you .....     
Ask Dyss
Most of you know that I answer most questions with complete honesty and am as harsh and unforgiving as that whore mother nature herself... but before i go to the bar and get shit faced... i figure i'll let you ask me questions and i will try my best to tell you what you wanna here... i figure this is good practice for me... since that is how must people get laid at bars and i myself am not used to that practice... thank you for helping
No Title
I'm not really sure what to say in here. I'm just tried of letting people get to me. I'm a very emotional person and I let how other people feel get to me too much. I think I try too hard to keep things from going "bad", when they were already bad. I'd really like to be able to just stop caring so much about what people think, but I can't. I sit here and cry about some of the things that are said to me. I realize things, and I can't stop thinking about it. I'm not sure if that makes me  a weak person or not. Either way it's me. I can't help it.  
I want to do something, but I don't know what. Good news though, I FINALLY have unlimited talk and text on my phone =]   Meat heads are wonderful..just sayin.
Pointless Web Game
My Brute If you go here, you can make a little fighter and attack other people.  Go ahead and give it a shot.  If you make one post the link here and I will fight you.
I Love You
I love you just because, I love the way you make me smile, I Love the way you make me laugh, I love the way your eyes sparkle when you look at me, I love the way you hold my hand,  I love the way you feel when we cuddle, I love the way you make me feel,  I love the way you kiss me, I love the way you rub my back, I love our pillow talk, I love the way you look when you fall asleep, I love the way you seem to be able to read my mind and share jokes only we get, I love the way you smile, I love the way you blush n tell me to shut it, I love the fact that we can spend hours together and it feels like minutes, I love the way we talk for hours n never get bored, I love the way you rest your head on my cheast,  I love your the way you touch me(especially when you run your fingers up n down my chest), I love the way you burp then say excuse me, I love the way you look into my eyes, I love how it feels waking up with you in my arms, I love how your not afraid to kiss or touch me in public, I l
There And Back Again - My Trip To Iowa, Part One
This is going to be a multi-entry blog post. It'll be easier to read that way... Since I was gone this weekend, taking a 29-hour round trip with 3 days of fun in between, I figured I would blog about it. Since some of my friends blog about less important things, I figured this would be considered blogworthy... Probably not, though... First, I took my nephew with me. I have ADD, and hehas ADHD. Sinnce I am out of work at the moment, my mom and sister thought, "We need to send the boys on a weekender, since it will be the last time they will be able to before school starts..." I think they just wanted us gone so they could do stuff around the house without us there. So I decided that we were gonna be us and not worry about "behaving" - after all, Mom and Bibi (my sister and my mother) weren't around... So all day Friday we belched and farted and drove to Marion, Iowa, where my friend Julie, aka Jone lives. (one quick aside - if you have never driven through Kansas using I-35, have betw
Queensryche - Hand On Heart
  All eyes were staringyou floated through the room.Armed with your razor smilecutting to the bone.My voice fell uselessyou flashed a quick "Hello."Feeling the fool,could you tell it showed?But that was "Sometime Ago."A memory vague and fading slow,of somewhere I'd been.Hand On HeartA promise, a word and a voiceHand On HeartA rhythm of hope and choice, will keep us together.I don't know if I,can reach that high.It's a long way to fallHauntingly holdingmy fate with a gaze.Like a child, mesmerizedby the candle's flame.Oh what lies behind those eyesI could only guess.That certain way you stoodapart from the rest.Now where is "Sometime Ago?"When everything moved in slo-motion.Caught by my watering eyeHand On HeartA promise, a word and a voiceHand On HeartA rhythm of hope and a vision of choiceHand On HeartPromising, I'll never go.Hand On HeartFor reasons you'll never know.Together through thick and thinlose or win, I'll be there for you.Strange how the mind changestime and time again.Thin
Word Has It...
I went to file for sole custody of my children today. Has been no cotact from their mother in 4 weeks. Of course, I couldn't file the whole thing due to information purposes, but still, I went... The ex's mother sent me a ton of information. My ex's parole officer, welfare fraud investigation, the works.. I took that to the support unit here in town. They will call around and try to find my ex, possible charges brought up. In the waiting room, there was an old friend there from way back when. When I was with the ex, anyway. My ex's eldest is friends with hers. The kid had told her that the mom (my ex) was back in jail. If that's the case, it was a violation of parole as well as the new charges. New charges are possibly ( I don't know for a fact yet) are Welfare fraud, for reporting that her eldest was living with her, when she wasn't and getting services for that claimed child. Another possible charge is filing a false report to CPS. The ex turned her own mother in saying s
Heritage Open Days
Every year in the UK, for a few days in September, lots of properties that are usually closed to the public, or charge for admission, throw their doors open to the public, so people can engage with their local culture and history. This weekend, we have walking tours booked for the Norwich Playhouse, the local Mosque, and the Great Hospital.  If you live in the UK, why not check out this link, and see if there's anywhere in your town you could go and look at. Heritage Open Days  
so upon returning to this fucktard of a site, i have realized even people i was close to have become interweb whooooores. sooo shall i just accept everones friend requests and join the parade of douchebags? we shall see i guess. i have always been picky about who i friened but besides a few close people to me, i see no reason to give a fuck anymore. i think i shall take over fubar and be a internet hooker to, cause you know pointzz is all that matters, fuck having friendships right??   prove me wrong or fuck off... mmkay?? show me boobs the cake is a lie all your base are belong to meeeeeeeeee and someone make me some fucking brownies   the end
She Isone Smart Cookie
I am aren't i.... Ive come to realise that I'm also: Perverted trucker mouth like Nympho Vulgar Hated Bitchy I have temper tantrums But hell I'm a girl with nice tits and a great ass   SO YOU ALL LOVE ME....   Say hi so i can feel you up THank you wont be here long I am WICKED
And You Call This Karmic Justice?
You know, I figure for the most least in my real life...that I tend to be a very nice person. If a friend needs a place to stay, my door is open. If the local food bank is low on volunteers or canned goods [and I have the time or food to spare], I'm there. If I see someone in need and I have the extra money, I loan it or even give it.  Etc, etc, etc. So, I figure that I should have pretty decent karma, right?   So frigging wrong.   At our old house, neighborhood kids climbed in my son's bedroom window and stole the PS3 and video games that I had waited until my tax return to splurge on. That same tax return also bought my daughter an Ipod Touch that vanished two weeks after we brought it home because some random idiot at the park snatched it from my daughter. I have spent the past two years in a constant financial struggle. Worried from day to day how I was going to continue to feed us or keep the utilities on. It's been rough trying to take care of all of us on one measl
Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture (1991) Shampoo Planet (1992) Life After God (1994) Microserfs (1995) Girlfriend in a Coma (1998) Miss Wyoming (2000) All Families Are Psychotic (2001) God Hates Japan (2001)  Hey Nostradamus! (2003) Eleanor Rigby (2004) jPod (2006) The Gum Thief (2007) Generation A (2009) Just trying to work out how much Coupland I have left to read.  I think that's a : Yes, No, No, Yes, No, Yes, Reading, No, Yes, I think I did?, Yes, No, Yes Man, I have more left to read than I thought. Carry on.
"the Nsfw Crackdown, The Mentally Ill And A Holiday Song"
Well my friends it is that time of the year again, time for Holiday stress, holiday shopping and all of the good and bad things that the holidays bring upon us. It’s a time where seemingly every year that you always remember things that happen during the holidays, making for a lifetime of memories. In Fubar World, it’s pretty much the same. You see Xmas Auctions, holiday bling pack specials, everyone it seems with a Santa hat of some variety on for the weeks leading up to the holidays. and in past years, have a present of some variety under your Xmas tree when you sign in, which you can’t open until Midnight 12/25 Pacific Time. When I lived on the east coast that amounted to 3 AM. Needless to say. There were some funny milk and cookies moments there. This year, we have a new twist , this NSFW crackdown policy for default pictures that was put in around Thanksgiving. Which basically said you can’t be in your underwear or slam you boobs into your default picture.
Amorosa = Fake.
I was sent this today, look at this salute when magnified. And the profile claims to be 31 years old. The real girl is barely 18 if that. Look at this bad pixilation and clearly shopped information on the low pixel 320x240 picture dimensions. This is a fake salute and the person behind it is well, ill let you decide… And it’s not a coincidence that kennymac and zeal are blinging it and are in its’ top family and friends….see for yourself… *~♥´¯`*Amorosa *~♥´¯`*@ fubar Think it’s time to take these people to task for supporting this and who knows, maybe even creating these monsters. But I’ll let you all decide and how you wish to handle it. Hope you all had a great holiday weekend…peace..
12/30 Fake : Kelly Dreamer. She's Dreaming She Was Real...
Well, here we go again kids, check out our latest installment of fake, this one’s pretty unoriginal and a big yawn but still, it’s just amazing how stupid people can be on here…this fake profile…. With these pics claiming to be “her” or whatever it is, as seen below… The majority of which are stolen from, actually the exact same pictures, as shown on the amateur porn site below, are an exact match… That salute comes and goes, I guess depending on who asks or whatever. I wonder why it’s doubled down on the rewrite and then black & white shopped? Odd at a high level. It was even so unoriginal that it just flipped its’ name to Kelly Dreamer instead of Dream Kelly. This must be a rookie con. But what we do know is that sure as hell is not who it says it is and there are also other pics of girls in the “me” folder that it has that aren’t even the same girl, last I counted there were about four totally different girls in the “me” f
A Huge "thank You" To Everyone!
Some of you may have noticed I am not around much the last few months. So I am writing this to explain it once, instead of over and over to those that are asking. To be honest, I am a bit bored with fu. Don't get me wrong, I love fu. But I am not into it like I use to be. I have been here since it was When there were no VIPs - no Bling - no Happy Hours. You could only rate a profile once in a lifetime. We did contests for Big Pimping gifts! LOL Yes, things have changed. And for the most part, I have to say for the better. I have made some great friends on here. Too many to mention. From people who I met my first week on here, to recently made friends. From admin to bouncers to your average fu. Amazing people! And I would like to thank you guys for making fu so much fun for me. Some of you like me, some of you hate me. LOL That is just the way it goes. But VERY few of you actually know me. Thank you to the ones that have taken the time to look past what people
Because The Caturday Mumm Poofeded
There was a stupid MuMM that Poofed, which we were making a Caturday MuMM. So I am posting this blog entry as a Caturday forum. Post all the pics you want, but PLEASE keep them CATS!   Rock on!Shawn, AKA DurhamNtx
I'm Very Fancy
I am fancy.I am a much more cultured and resplendent individual than you. Women like fancy men. As such, I am required to have fancy things. I drive a fancy car. I like espresso (those are fancy Italian coffees). I like quiche (those are fancy Fraunch foods). And I like to shop at fancy boutiques (boutiques are Fraunch too).Living in Phoenix, it is hard to find good fancy things. Thus, I was very happy when I drove past a place called Apollo and Hyacinth Adult Boutique and Video. I am intrigued by this notion of an “adult” boutique. Because really, too many boutiques cater to cutesy children stuff. And I am not a cutesy child. No, I am a fancy lad.I like to say “lad” because it makes me sound more Britishey and fancy.The name “Apollo and Hyacinth” sounds fancy. I think it is probably fancier than most boutiques because hardly any others carry video. I assume these are videos about Fraunce, Englandia, and other fancy places. I could always further my
Hi, my name Daniel Yitzchok Horwitz AKA Donald Horwitz, if you have any questions ask.
What Type Of Valentine Are You?
You Are a Hopeful Valentine Even though you know flowers are temporary and perishable, you are able to enjoy every moment of their beauty. You're the same way with love. It may or may not last forever, but you make the most of what you've got. You find it easy to be happy, and you don't put a lot of demands on your partner. You are very accepting. You appreciate any little thing your partner does for you. It doesn't take much to make you swoon. What Type of Valentine Are You? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!
Nail Clippings
It was a sunny day in the frozen barren land.... A day that seemed like a perfect day to get new phones. As i drove towards the mall listening to a variety of music and really no one pissing me off while driving. All seemed well..   I get to the mall and woah look an actual expectant mothers parking spot. I am in luck, there is good in this pregnant world. Im glad I wore runners because walking the cement floors of a mall is a nemesis to a big pregnant lady.. I make it to the store, Im standing in line hes there with another client so i find the nearest wall and lean on it... Oh looks hes done my turn, Hes my guy... the guy you make your store buddy cause you shop their so often they know you... He grabs my phone I tell him what i want he says it will be 20 minutes do you want to sit in the lounge ill turn on the tv. My stomach is growling so i tell him im going to run and grab some food... I make my way to the bread and saucery company, a cute little coffee shop. I grab a sausage
Why Do I Always Get These Assholes?
Kloverlynn...: not your doll either BigAcer ;]...: i will read it after iam done here ok doll Kloverlynn...: yeah well I woul like you to read my about me.. Your approach sucks and I am not your fucking baydoll BigAcer ;]...: ok but you look a baydoll ']~~ Kloverlynn...: WELL I am truly happy for you..bu I am not your babydoll BigAcer ;]...: well babydoll iam deff not 16 lol ;]~ and i get mine '] Kloverlynn...: mmkay well you should read my about me. Speaking to me like a 16 year old street thug does not impress me at all BigAcer ;]...: nope i seen u go by and i couldn't help my self to holla" at your fine sexy ass self you go gurl ;]~~ Kloverlynn...: did you read my about me? BigAcer ;]...: oh hell yeah baby you got some real stunning looks grrrrrr ;]~~ Kloverlynn...: wow do lines like that ever work? BigAcer ;]...: add me sexy ass ;]~~ ouch!! very fine looking ']
Private Messages Reset Last Night.
hey everyone,   we had a major hardware failure (database) last night. due to our mad skillz and some good luck (mostly luck..) we were able to keep the site running, but we were unable to save the old private messages. they're gone forever to the big website in the sky.   on a positive note-- since everyone's inbox was reset, new messages and the site in general should be quicker.   sorry again guys. i'll make it up to everyone on friday.... ;)   -mike
I was discussing the joy i would feel with squirting someone in the face with breast milk with my favorite boob lady... Mrs Badcrumble..   I do love that woman, she sent me a link that has made me laugh. I wanted to share it with you..   OWENSBORO, Ky.- A Kentucky woman is in trouble for using breast milk as a weapon. A woman in jail for public intoxication is accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her. Tramel now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.     Pees laughing again, then squirts all blog readers in the face as they enter
And The Winner Is
So we have a winner...the beautiful and smart (way smarter than you bastards) LilTease" target=_blank>LilTease">href="" target=_blank>@ fubar (Thank you Hellyion for showing me how to do that...again)   To clarify for the slow ones (MOST OF YOU) 1. When Lord of the Rings was filmed here, I was refused a part as an extra because I was too tall. LIE, I coulda been an Orc if I'd wanted to.   2. A few years ago I initiated adoption of an 11 year old girl. True. 3. I am the only member of my immediate family who hasn't been on television. LIE. My mother holds that dubious honour. 4. I was once arrested for trying to correct the grammar on a shopping mall sign. LIE. I was never arrested for it. 5. When I was six, I was awarded the school prize for excellence in literature. True. I didn't name the award. And for the fucker that thought 13 would make me 'a bi
Flea Market Tupelo Sundau - M4m - 45 (flea Market)
Saw you at the flea market Sunday afternoon. It was in the second bldg front restroom. There is not a seperator between urinals. You were very hot !!! Tell me something so I know it's you We did chat a little. Thanks   How much conversation is going on at the urinal?? What do you talk about? Men: have you ever 'peeked' at the guy next to you? P.S. I copied and pasted the title as it is on craigslist. :) I think he meant 'Sunday' though ;).      
Love..hmmm, I Dont Know
i have always been skeptical of falling in love with someone online. i have always been skeptical of true love, offline...or as some choose to refer as Real Life. i prefer the term "offline" because i have made some very REAL friends online. anyway, here at fubar, i know that some have met online, met offline, fallen in love and married. so i guess its possible. i know people who have met on fubar, fallen in love, then meet off line and then end up having sex, then hating each other. i dont know, how is this any different than offline love? i mean, i think one is able to learn a whole lot more from someone at a online bar then say an offline bar. hell, some meet at a bar in person, end up having sex without even exchanging telephone numbers or even getting a last name! my own personal take on this whole online/offline love...well...i think in both situations one cant be too careful...honestly, i think MORE are suspicious and have their guard up online then when a meet
This Is Truly Fuct...
No, I'm not in fuct however this funny-as-hell situation is. Check out this auction, and if it interests you so, please click the pic to bid, it's well worth the LOLZ.... Everyone's gotta lol @ something these days....
Delayed Blog
dud still has a small peen... he scraped his old man balls on the curb yesterday... boops sucked out the dirt from them... passions was not present as she is still looking for her '...   that is all
A Request
If you have blocked me, please stay out of my fucking smumms!  Thank you, dumb ass holes!
Leveling Help Needed?
Club Paradise is always trying to find a way to thank its members for their continued support & thank the staff for doing such an awesome job so we would like to try the following out:   Any member that is close to leveling can leave a comment here and we will be sending out a weekly promo from the lounge to all the members to see if we can help each other out.  Close to leveling will mean if you are under 100k or if you just need an ability used on you, fans, or whatever level requirement it is.  But as far as points please make sure it is 100k or under.     This is something we are testing out so we will be monitoring who is participating and asking those that are asking for help who has been to their page.  We will have a separate blog in which we will ask that you leave a comment when you help so that you can get the proper credit for helping.  If you are just joining the lounge to get leveling help, please don't bother because this help will come only if you help others.   
Fuck Ikea
So, I survived a trip to IKEA this evening, despite the fact that they had a SALE on. We've done some decorationg so, being a woman, my wife felt the urge to purchase new lightshades and accessories, etc. I fucking hate IKEA.   IF YOU'RE GOING TO IKEA... ...and you have a baby - leave the fucking thing at home or in your car. Not everyone appreciates the incesent mewling and crying that is coming from your brat. ...and you're old and infirm - stay in your fucking house. You've lived a long life, you deserve a break. Employ someone else to go for you. Someone who can walk faster than a snail, someone who doesn't meander all over the fucking place with no regards to who is behind them. Someone who can read the labels without having to hold the shit 2 inches from their face. And for fuck sake, make sure that someone has their teeth in. ...and you have young children - put them on a fucking leash. It's a fucking shop, not a big fucking play park. Oh, and if your 'free to roam' offspri
Tards Love Me :/
7:40pm Suga Lips: Good and you? 7:44pm reslurpeeman: good ty whatcha doing 7:46pm Suga Lips: Fucking around 7:47pm reslurpeeman: u want to fuck ewith me 7:48pm Suga Lips: No thanks, I'm good 7:50pm reslurpeeman: ohk, let me know 7:50pm Suga Lips: Uhh yeah..I didn't mean fucking around as in being sexual. I meant goofing off 7:53pm reslurpeeman: well i mean fucking, lol 7:54pm Suga Lips: How does one fuck online, exactly? Do you stick your dick in the USB port? 7:56pm reslurpeeman: funny, 7:57pm reslurpeeman: u like older guys? 7:57pm Suga Lips: My husband is older 7:59pm reslurpeeman: u like to flirt etc? 8:00pm Suga Lips: I guess I'm the only one who thinks this convo is lame 8:01pm reslurpeeman: u happily marrried?
My Truths, Too!
On September 11, 2001. I was getting ready for a field exercise with my unit in the 10th Mountain Division (that would be the active army division in New York - Fort Drum - about an hour north of Syracuse). We were on the trucks getting ready to go out (I think it was a Monday) when some guys came running down. They had just seen on the news where the Twin Towers had fallen. After that day, I was deployed on four wartime operations. One was for security in the US (Operation Noble Eagle). I've spent nearly 2 years in combat overseas on the other three deployments (which included Uzbekistan, Afghanistan, Djibouti, Ethiopia, and Iraq). I was infantry. My job was to "close with and neutralize the enemy." For layman terms, that means our job is to kill people and blow shit up. Seen some pretty bad shit. It's been 9 years since that day. Nine... Wow. I'm out of the army now. Honorable discharge, of course. So, yeah... I did that. It was pretty amazing to be a part of it. It was pretty trau
More Lyrics, Because I Love You
More random lyrics for you to guess at and puzzle over. Because I know at least Alix likes these, and the rest of you don't matter. So there! Also, you get one bajillion bonus points if you can give me the next line. "Can money pay for all the days I've lived awake but half asleep?" "Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people." "This job fulfilling in creative way. Such a load of crap." "Valhalla, I am coming." "Fuck you, I don't want it no more." "I got patience on my neck like a cold, cold knife." "And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming." "Holy water in my lungs." "Recollect me, darling, raise me to your lips." "Your eyes focus on my funny lip shape." Ready? Go!   Edit: On reflection, I realize that a lot of these songs are more obscure than I originally meant them to be. Oh well. I regret nothing!
Fubar Oddities
If you get caught in a endless rolling bouncer check for some reason clicking on a friends profile and entering the code gets you out of it      if you are polishing bling and leave the list of Favorites for after you have polished ten the click the link above that say click to view all favorites you get 10 more for there
I woke up pissed off, which, like I already explained in a message when someone gave me virtual chocolate (thank you), is a step up from the weirdness I was experiencing last night.. but it's still not pleasant. Btw, no, I'm not PMSing. Fuck off. Anyone that hides behind that blanket is ridiculous. I'm actually more of a needy take-care-of-me-look-how-cute-I-am-when-I'm-vulnerable kind of person when it comes to that. Like I need an excuse to be a bitch. Although, I do wish I had an excuse today, because at least then I would know why I feel like I could rip out an innocent bystander's jugular with my bare hands. Sometimes I'm just angry. Sometimes it just feels like my blood is actually boiling. Sometimes it just really fucking sucks. Maybe it's because I'm angry with myself. Maybe I'm stressed out over my living situation/job/financial inabilities. Maybe I'm not getting decent sleep because indecent dreams plague me. Maybe I am too involuntarily depraved to be so vol
Okay so I lost my mind and I've decided to enter my friend's auction (if you want to enter I will give you his link-he's taking entries starting Friday.) I went crazy apparently (and he won't stop bugging me about it.) Here is my dilemma: I don't know what to offer. I'm obviously not offering naked pictures or naked cam time. I thought about 1 pimp out a day for a week or two, top friend add, blog/blast/statuses about them, Yahoo add, sfw salute, maybe some sfw cam time (I'll wave and maybe say hi to them on mic), all ten of my awesome 11s for a week or two. I know some people have different offers when cash bids come into play, but I am not assuming I will get cash bids. Obviously if by some fluke that happens I will adjust my offers.     Can you think of anything else that's not unreasonable? Oh and if one of you could bid at least 5 fubucks so I don't look like a loser, I'd appreciate it.
Cmon Guys, There's Pron On The Interwebs.
12:01pm wills gros...: hi 12:01pm wills gros...: did you do cheerleading in hight school 12:05pm Jasmine: um noo 12:05pm wills gros...: do you wear a bikini 12:06pm wills gros...: aswer it ok 12:07pm wills gros...: jasmine do you wear a bikini yes or no 12:08pm Jasmine: yea why? 12:09pm wills gros...: whats the color of your bikini 12:09pm wills gros...: aswer it ok 12:09pm Jasmine: i have loads of different ones 12:10pm wills gros...: list some color ok 12:10pm Jasmine: err white, gold, green, stripey ones 12:11pm wills gros...: keep going ok 12:13pm wills gros...: keep going with the color ok 12:13pm Ja
Omg!......a Lil Catch Up...
Hey kids, sorry it's been awhile, been super busy with real life and bombarded with crazy on here...but then again that's just normal right?.... Ok...some things...first off please pray for those people in Japan and our men and women now waging in what appears to be a third conflict in Libya. They are both tradgedies in their own right, one being a natural disaster, and one being a man made nightmare... Yes I know about alot of things. I know about the the menaces and the psychopaths. I know about the pic stealing-blackmailing-mentally unstable person that is running around here doing the same exact crap he did three years ago when I ran him off here, and it looks like the son of a bitch hasn't gained any experience from that, other than about 100 lbs of fat. Rest assurred, he's -this- close to eating it again, good thing I found that same stuff I got him with three years ago, it will tie in nicely to today. People think I'm nuts for keeping three and four year old screenshots
Most Fake Liked Chick Of The Day....
Ahh yes, the stomp of stupid continues...ready?... #26 Most Liked Chick today with no salute & a God Mod running: The real girl's pics can be located on this Spanish site below: So of course in its' profile it talks about a salute, why because it's FAKE!! how many people this profile has conned outta credits. And once again thanks to everyone who helped me level & on spotlight yesterday, the amount of love shown (and lack therof in some cases but that's another story and I'll deal with was amazing. Have a great week!..peace. Update: 4/11/11 @ 4:45.. Check this out...LOL So who the fuck are you?!? LOL...Well, whoever "he/she/dog/cat/pet/troll it - " is admitting to being a fake = winning!!...what fucking
I Really Want..
I wanna get drunk and smoke like a pack of cigarettes Damn me for not havin alcohol OR cigarettes. Why did I quit again? Can ya tell I am a bit grumpy?
Speaking My Mind!!!
I just wanna start by saying I have the most wonderful husband in the world.   I know all you guys/girls love my pics, love to speak your mind and say what you want but when it comes down to it, I would appeciate it if you'd at least respect the fact that I'm marriend and I don't want to go on cam/tease/have a secret relationship for you.   That may be a hard concept to grasp for some of you but I DON'T want YOU. I'm not being a bitch, I'm just saying. I'd love to be friends, love to keep up with y'all and talk to y'all but I don't want anything more than that.   I'm very lucky to have an awesome hubby that is secure and proud enough to let me be on here and y'all should at least be thankful for that. If it weren't for our trust and strong marriage I wouldn't be on here at all. This was his idea and the props should go to him.   Anyways for all my friends hope you don't offence but I needed to clear this up one more time. Love and hugs to those few that understand.   I L
Today, as part of our team meeting, a colleague and I took the team through an exercise. It involved splitting them into smaller groups, and getting them to rate each member of the full team on a number of personality trait 'spectrums' (eg: most extraverted to most introverted). That colleague and I get along great, but are polar opposites in most things (he drives me fucking bonkers half the time, as I do him). On any decent measure of personality (ie objectively judged), whilst we have some traits in common, we are extremely different  - this is relevant, trust me. Each team had 16 personality spectrums, and there were 13 people to rate across each spectrum. With the exception of one group's rating of one parameter, I was at the extreme end of all the parameters. Sometimes DIFFERENT extreme ends (I was most open, and most closed, for instance) but always an extreme.    So was my colleague.   At the same end.   Every time. We jockeyed between 1 and 2 but it was always way out
New Opportunities
Hi Family and Friends, It seems I have a new work opportunity it is not full time or very predictable. However, starting Friday I have work for the first time in over a year through Wednesday of next week at my real life hubby's office. It will be sporadic hopefully at least monthly. So on the days that I will be working I will only be able to play fu at night after dinner and won't be having late nights spanxing you guys lol. I know you understand, but I just wanted to let you know. I still luv's ya and please pretty please leave comments so I know to do my best to get you back. xo hugs ~chi p.s.  This is really good news for my family especially at this time of year. We have had a huge struggle to get by on only one income. I appreciate all that many of you do for me xo. If you ever need anything please just ask that way I can do my best to help when I am/will be able to be here to help you back.
Now ..
for those that were on my business FB page and saying they wanted to have an order shipped of the Christmas stock posted (cant remember who all did) now is the time to figure out what you wanted and message me there. I can still ship later but the majority seemed to want the advent house and if I dont ship them out shortly you wont have them for Dec .      that is all     me     wanders back to work
Achievement And Level Up Requirements
Hey folks.....We want your help. It's time add some new level up requirements and NEW achievements. We have a bunch of cool ideas, but we wanted to see what ideas you might have. Please post your ideas in the comments or you can message me.   
Crazy Bishes Be Trippin
So I'm at the Home Depot, making what I thought would be a simple return.... I had picked the kids up from swim practice & told them I would be right out... well after the new employee was having a hard time returning 1/2 a box of siding, I went out to the Van to get the kids cause apparently I was gonna be awhiles.... then out of nowhere....... This crazy crack head lady yells over to me.. YO YOU FUCKING HO? I point to myself & say " You talking to me?" she runs up to me calling me a fucking pig ho housewrecker & she knows I am fucking her boyfriend...DAFUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT LADY?!?!?! I told her to go away & get up outta my face... She is SCREAMING at the top of her lungs. YOU Are GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE... the kids were right bedside me at the time. I have not a fucking single clue who this crazy loon is or where she came from.... anyways, by this time, she had been loud enough for the Home Depot Security to come out... right in front of them ( 2 b
A Good Blow Job
I have had so many guys ask me how I suck cock. So rather than write this so many times, here we go: Ready? ooh sexy let me get on my knees and let you grab the back of my head and ram your cock down my throat till I gag or better yet throw up and than let you drip cum all over my face while U smear it around....... No is that at all sexy...or this: I position on the bed and have you lay back. I take yor semi hard cock in my mouth and work my lips around the head of your cock and slowly beging to suck up and down taking your massive hard on in my warm mouth and swirl my toungue all around. I get the will and nerve to completly swallow you to your balls and relase it out jerking your cock as I lick and nibble on your balls. I begin to lick and suck my way back up to your cock head and lick all the precum that is now dripping from your cock and look up into your eyes as I lick it up and while still looking at you, you watch as your cock slips into my mouth again and i feel your ba
Do You Want Your Cherry Tapped??
One of the excuses for the recent name change from lostcherry to cherrytap was that lostcherry can be misconstrued as a porn site. Here is my statement about that below. "In my opinion cherrytap can be more misconstrued as sluttish then lostcherry. Get this, "Hey babe, I'm gonna tap your cherry!" OR "mmmmm baby u want ur cherry tapped?" In my opinion lostcherry was more subtle to being misconstrued as porn then cherrytap is. Cherrytap signifies sluttish action in the present while lostcherry signifies past or (non virgin) which therefore means no kids please. CherryBlast would have been a better choice of a name change!! I said my peace now I'm off to tap some cherries!!" LC Man P.S Hell no I'm not changing my name to CT Man LOL. I like the comments left below by nympho69n and A great F.U.C.K~~Female U Can Keep. nympho69n 2006-11-10 20:21:53 Since the change in name I haven't asked anyone to join, I am not asking people to join "CherryTap" come on now, that just soun
A Post For The Sexy Ladies In Mumm's
I see myself standing in our bedroom, waiting for you to walk through the door. I spent so long preparing for this night. Everything is perfect.....the lights turned off, candles lit, soft music playing in the background, the bed covered in rose petals, the bath ready. I stand there waiting...thousands of thoughts racing through my mind. I cant wait to taste your lips, feel you close to me.....i want to make love to you! Any minute now, you are going to walk through the door, and experience something so surreal, so beautiful, so perfect.....something that is going to change your life! I start to get a little nervous, i want it all to be perfect......i find myself listning for the front door to open. Then it happens........i hear you walk through the front door.....i hear your keys hit the table......i know your every move. First your keys, then your purse, then your jacket.......i hear you coming down the hallway......the door opens slowly....... You walk in, not sur
Business Stuff
I am looking for some input for my business. Want to know what you would buy for someone offline. Considering starting an EBAY store and then making a website if it starts going well. Bath Syrup-basically a bubble bath Bath Melts- a little cube (or other shape) that you toss in your bath and let melt for a nice yummy bath Bath Bombs- fizzes in your bathwater really nifty to watch Bath Cookies- look like cookies! but goes in your water Bath Milk- basically something that you add to your water that will help soften your skin Bath Salts- well... duh Bath Tea- basically a tea bag with herbs and other stuff in it that you set in your bath while water is running FACIAL PRODUCTS Scrubs, Masks, cleansers, toners BODY PRODUCTS Lip balms in assorted flavors Headache relief pots-rub on your temples to help get rid of headaches. Body Masks Foot Bath Hair treatments LOTIONS/CREAMS body butters aftershave creams lotion bars-solid lotions cuticle cream An
Comming To A End
Tulsa's Angel's Pimpout
This pimpout is brought to you by AngelinOK. Join in!!!! It is really EASY, even I can do it! lol All you have to do is to add everyone on the list. Fan, rate, and add. Of course you will rate all a 10 or an 11. When done, go to my blog and let me know and I will add you to the list and repost soon. DO repost the bulletins. Have fun meeting great new friends! ***PLEASE ALSO SEND ME AN EMAIL SO I DON'T MISS YOUR COMMENT ON THE BLOG*** THIS WILL BE UPDATED EVERY MORNING. ¢¾ AngelinOK ¢¾ ~ Club F.A.R. ROCKS! ~ Member of The Sisterhood ~ FuBombers ~@ fubar Sweet Mel ~ Official Greeter of Club F.A.R ~ Member of the Sisterhood@ fubar youngsoldier917*****CLUB F.A.R*****.@ fubar FyreDragn**-=*Member of L.O.L levelers*=- & ~~CLUB F.A.R MEMBER~~**@ fubar *~AngL~*@ fubar Paul@ fubar TheSlayer@ fubar *Phantom*@ fubar Ozzy ( I love my baby )
Studio 54 Mod Reference And Training
-Ok first off Tiffany and Myself would like to say to all new Mod's/Bouncers ...please Remember YOU represent US as in Tiffany and myself to ALL of FUBAR.Don't make or let personal problems enter our Lounge.Enjoy and have Fun.This is a place to escape the Drama and BS outside (Holy Ground) RULES!!! GOLDEN RULE..If you shout box me about any lounge issues other that the MUSIC Players going down.You will LOSE your MOD Status.I don't care nor have time for your personal problems with other lounge members or STAFF.Re-read the TOP of this Training BLOG ! 1. We allow swearing at something or a situation NOT a person 2 No Spamming DELETE THE COMMENTS warn them about the Offense,if they continue Silence them. 3 The (three step rule) -1st warn them about and offensive remarks, -2nd Last warning -3rd You have the option to SILENCE,EJECT or BAN them.( The First two would probably be the best option) 4 Please DO NOT ADD STUDIO 54 Bouncer to y
Hahaha, Me Love Ya Longgg Timee
So just now a female genius of Fubar sort got all huffed up about the mumm comment I left her, so she called me a bitch, rated 1 ofcourse, and blocked. After that, she flooded my s/b with the following gems (I never seen a retard type to me before). Please note the spelling, the grammar, and the content. jalooo: you are all over the meddil eat fucking every guy for 100 $or less and by the way sice you traveled all place i think you retarded for what you think of arab by the way russian are hors i cant spill but my pussy cleaner then yours. middel east is where the girl in your countrey they go sale thim self to arab man
Mummer Video!
Made by: ~Ashley~@ fubar If you're not here, don't get upset. People get overlooked sometimes. Ash is adding people as she realizes it, and there will be additions to the video. If you want in, and aren't, let her know... NICELY!!!
The Blessing And Curse
I used to think that something was seriously wrong with me. I have never, in my whole life, mixed well with people my age. I gravitate towards people younger than myself, or significantly older. Or those individuals my age that I DO get along with, are like me....kind of weird, generally loners or outcasts. And they're all intelligent, I mean, far too smart for their own good. I grew up an only child. This limited my interaction with peers my age. I never quite grasped that socialiization that most people take for granted. My siblings are significantly younger than I am. And the only people I was ever exposed to, from an early age, were my parents' friends. This fact used to bother me. I used to get self-conscious because I figured something was wrong with me, I didn't fit in, and I wanted desperately to be liked. And at that same time I loathed the idea of being a part of a clique. I both wanted the acceptance and shunned the company. And I sound like Bukowski.
Catch These Nuts
I need to get married because one income fucking sucks. so fuckin...come marry me or some shit.
Heres A Story ...
of a silly lady who went into an auction to be bought she was bored and feeling goofy and didn't think she'd get a lot Its a story of a man named Big Tom who took pity on her sad plight he made offer that was the bomb he did not get much of a fight Now on this day the lady's owned by that fellow he is a brave man to say the least on one can ever call him yellow being brave enough to own this beast I got owned
Ok.......Where to start..... Ole now homeless....yep the Ex got me evicted and I have 5 weeks in which to find a place to live AND tell My son's that I have to leave.... Thtas the bad the plus....I have NO non-molestation order against me....and I escaped having to pay her court costs..... Her side had the BALLS to ask that I be evicted with in 2 weeks....very generous of them I guess......NOT!!! I do how ever have one biotch to mkae and that is it amazes me just how someone can deliberatly lie in court after swearing the oath.....and get away with it to try and make me look the bad person... There is one slight smile raising point I can no longer return to the house after Sept 21st....anytime I see my sons......she has to bring them to I will not ever be allowed anywhere near the house.....count them.!!! Victory's To her...........1 To lets order of Non-molestation....thats 1, not having to pa
So now that I'm semi-functional, heres my recount of meeting Ms Licks, or Alix: we met at a local bar at 8 30 pm She looks just like the pics :P and right away I felt totally comfortable talking to her, even tho we are on the opposite ends of the political spectrum; butt we had a blast yapping away. It was hard not to stare at her boobs, but I was trying to be classy and shit like that. Then a lot of drinking ensued, along with a mild confrontation with a gangsta from Florida (yes, apparently Tampa has a heavy gang problem-they are called the Creeps: white guys from Chicago burbs pretending to be black guys from the ghetto)and involuntarily meeting new friends that tried to get us more drunkered. Then we did some dancing, where the groping ensued. We ended the night at 3am, and took pics in a parking lot. I am a shy person, so Alix thought I wasn't into her at first. Clarification: I am totally gonna molest her next time we meet.
Fighting With Someone
*PREFACE* this convo started with me trying to talk to someone and got one word answers.. pissed me off because it has been this way since i turned him down when he wanted pics of my vajayjay --------------------------------- HIM: lmfao um it's not like I haven't seen a pussy yeah, let's not go there Vanima: not saying yo uhaven't.. but ever since i turned it down.. you haven't spoken much to me.. Vanima: which is fine Vanima: but if thats how it is.. thats great.. i will just not message you *shrug* not a big deal HIM: lmfao has nothing to do with that so don't flatter yourself Vanima: wow d*****.. just wow... i wasn't.. but kind of felt that way due to you 1) not texting back 2) not emailing 3) barely saying 2 words to me on here... but whatever... i am not chasing you... too busy to deal with your shit HIM: Wow, I wasn't aware I was supposed to put my life on hold to pay attention to you. And for one I told you I changed my wh
Mumms And Stashes
If you have not already done so...PLEASE read the blog by Baby J concerning mumms and stash. Thanks
I'm Home!!
I am finally home!!! I had a wonderful, relaxing time, took 100s of pics {lol}, and spent quality time with my mother and sister but I am glad to be home. :) I'll have pics up soon. :P
Your Mind is 40% Cluttered Your mind is very free. You've liberated yourself from most worries and problems. And even if something does start to clutter your mind, you're easily able to let it go. How Cluttered is Your Mind?
I know this sounds kinda sick, but I have always wanted to see a real rape. Not the fake and phony kind on tv, or in some fetish porno. I am talking the real physical AND mind control over someone, making them suffer for a moment, affecting them forever after just one moment of action. Sometimes I thank God for not being born a man, cause I know it would've probably not ended well for me.
Sarge's Bad Girls Birthdays
Ok Bad Girls... I Would Like To Find Out All Of Your Birthdays So I Can Start Making Something For You On That Day.. So If You Want To Leave A Comment Here With Your Birthday ...Let's See How Many Comments I Can Get Here. Birthdays BlueEyedBrat - JANUARY 1ST S3XYCRICKET - jan 6th JuicyFruit69 - January 11th BiBabyGirl - JAN 12TH Meagan - January 29th DaBrat - Feb 13th Vamp Morticia - March 4th Katie - March 24th Ecuadorian Goddess - March 25th Mae Mae - April 21st Vitamin De - May 6 Cotton Candy - may 10th NunyaB / aGEM4life - June 10th Her Guardian Angel - June 15th Hot & Fluffy - June 16th Sweet Sexy Latina - July 19th MISS JINKS - July 28th Ticha - July 31st Summer- august 21st Brown Eyed Girl - August 24th B1tch - August 29 Miss MoneyPenny - Sept 5th Tulsa's Angel - September 14th BBW Goddess - September 30th Rebel Angel - October 4th KiSMeT - oct 16th Sarge - Nov 3rd Abby - November 15th
More Sb Fun
why do men think they are soo superior? read from bottom up ->popeye1346: oh ok, i work on that.....thanks popeye1346: loss few pounds and get a face would make it! ->popeye1346: i shall cry many tears for my loss popeye1346: ur loss ->popeye1346: no thx, i'm allergic to myspace popeye1346: ohhh in case the education is not enough, go check me ->popeye1346: oh yea, i just randomly give that out to people popeye1346: i like that better! whats ur msn o yahoo? ->popeye1346: i bow in your greatness, sir popeye1346: too brilliant i guess! ->popeye1346: oh you now what...bitch is on my birth certificate, wow you must be brilliant popeye1346: nop, just cause u only answer ur name! ->popeye1346: right on, so i am a bitch simply because i did't respond? that's not really fair now is it? popeye1346: simply cause i have nuthin to prove!LMAO ->popeye1346: well then if your so well spoken, why did you use such a cheesy line? popeye1346: u seriously
Sin City...first Census....1-50
ADD - RATE - FAN AND HAVE FUN AYASHA POUND PUPPY The Crying Wolf Cherrybomb™ *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* BOBBYBONES MyZtErY--☆ ÐSC ☆--I.ß.I.C. GARY - Owner of Dirty South Crew
What Yoga Pose Are You?
You Are the Crow Pose You have an amazing amount of strength. You don't need anyone but yourself in the world. You are able to life yourself up when times get tough. You know how to persevere. You are disciplined. You don't let pain or struggle be an issue for you. Even though you are very independent, you also have the makings of a great leader. What Yoga Pose Are You?
Now Taking Applications For Sugar Daddies
For anyone who has talked to me for a while you might know that I sometimes complain about my job being boring. I go home with no job satisfaction because I don't have much to do, and every time my boss walks by my desk I think "I should be doing something besides playing on fubar.. like… like…. there's nothing to do." Well, last Friday I got my 'wish'. Mr. Bossman informed me that he's going to replace me with someone experienced in marketing so he can further expand his business. Great, just great. I've been monitoring the epaper and being that I haven't finished college yet, and probably won't for another couple years, I'm not experienced in anything that is hiring right now. Therefore, I am currently taking donations. Canned food, boxed food, canned alcohol, boxed alcohol, alcohol, food stamps, and since you can't buy alcohol with food stamps, alcohol.
omg.. best candy ever... hershey's kisses.. with CHEESECAKE INSIDE *HEAVEN* mmmmm yummy loves them so muches...
I'm cold. Happy Wednesday, i hate that whole "hump day" shit
Ok were having a disscussion in a different blog about not bein able to be with loved ones on christmas. me ill be working both christmas eve and day. i do not get so see my sons face to open up presents. but then i have goin on in my mind. how the hell can i afford christmas when i can just skid by on making rent and bills. and then you have people that are like well christmas is about family and spending time with each other and all that.. i understand this as an adult. but try explaining that to a 5 year old. they want the world, they expect like 432542542 gifts under the christmas tree. and they are getting more and more expensive as the years go on. kids are getting more and more spoiled. lol. why cant it be about family and what not. not the screaming kids that are crying and stompin there feet cuz they didnt get there Wii (or how ever you spell that fucking thing) or there playstation 3's. i dont know where im goin with this but my issue is chrismas sucks. lol.. its been tainted
Steve: You are hella hot, I would love to show for you on my cam, may I play for you please Anyone wanna take that for me? I have a headache.
Idle Hands
Dear Trashionista, I must thank you for keeping me busy today. Only on a day like this can this: Turn into: I have nothing to do today except be a complete jerk. :D
Sooooo this Oracle chick I know {not mentioning names}...let's just say she thinks she is GREAT... Decides to pimp me out. What do I get from it??? This... Told ya. Chicks dig me... Good gawd....
today's conclusions: feel free to add to them. 1. girls are shady and mucho competitive. that's why i rarely like them. 2. people think medication is the great cure all of our time. 3. i need a nap partner. the job duties keep growing--poolboy/pillowfluffer/nap partner (p.s. i have no pool). 4. i am more real in my online interactions than i am in real life and this sort of depresses me. 5. our justice system fails. often. 6. attorneys really aren't all that bad ;) 7. small town life isn't really all that bad, either. 8. i am addicted to blogging and trips to texas and candy. 9. the people i work with are retarded bitches. 10. i stay waaaaayyyy to busy for my own good.
Just rolls off the tongue nicely half-wit (hfwt, häf-) n. Slang A foolish or stupid person. half-witted adj. half-witted·ly adv. half-witted·ness n. Thesaurus 1. half-wit - a person of subnormal intelligence changeling, cretin, idiot, imbecile, moron, retard mongoloid - a person suffering from Down syndrome (no longer used technically in this sense) simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense 2. half-wit - a stupid incompetent person dimwit, doofus, nitwit colloquialism - a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense
Smiley Faces
I don't like the new emotes on here. :/ The sad face looks angry ~~> . Does anyone have a list of all of them?
Yay! Me So Hornay!
Apparently my hotel hosted an inbreeding convention, since all its members were loitering in the lobby this morning with their husband/cousins. One of the finer specimens asked me to tell housekeeping not to clean his room because he has a dog in a closet. Because it mutes the barking noise. I was tempted to ask him if its the same closet he came out of, but I figured I would spare those moments of him replying while spitting his fried eggs in my face. His wife/gf swam up to the FD like a cruise ship, and asked "wheres the mall at, somethin not far". I wanted to mention that they don't allow animals in there, and I dont mean the dog, but got worried that she would try to eat me as an appetizer. All in all, there were about 40 barely humans sitting around, waiting for breakfast. The irony was that it was Darwin's bday. They might have been the recipients of Darwin's awards somewhere in the area.
"15 Percenters"
On my old profile, I had a blog about how I can't stand the majority of people and convos on FUBAR. I had said that there was only about 15% of people on here that kept me logging back in. Unfortunately, that number's decreased even more. All I've been seeing lately is hypocrites, repetition, and immature high-school humor... My patience is gone, and I ended up deleting a few folks. I'm hoping my faith in the few mature folks left on here will keep me logging in.
Do you think a person with 320 head shots has a body?
No Computer
My computer died last night. Died dead. I took it to the repair shop he said he thinks it's the motherboard. Fuck. I brought my old laptop in too. "This one we can fix." Great! 5 days. Damn. Maybe less. about $100.00. not bad. I bet if I met this guy in a bar he'd do it for free. he'd do it for a hand job. Damn. Oh well $100.00 is not so bad. I'll deal. I have to call India on the other one. I hate their scripts. I have no patience for it. I'll try and be on when I can. If you have my number call me I'm bored. Really bored.
Health Update
So as some of you already know I just spent the last two days in the hospital with chest pains. Yes, I am okay. My heart is very healthy and the doctors said my blood work is a very boring normal. I sprained/strained a chest muscle and have the beginings of an acid reflux disorder. I am on a stomach med for the next few weeks until I follow up with my regular doctor. I have a feeling I will be on it for life since my arthritis meds are not coated and can cause ulcers and some reflux disorders. So I am doing pretty well except for being exhausted from four hours of testing this morning. I also feel like a sticky pin cushion thanks to all the heart monitor sticky things and have a ton of blood taken every few hours. Thank you to all for your get well wishes, prayers, and for just being there. And just some advice in general if you don't feel well don't try to tough things out...go to the damn doctor! love ya, Trish ------------------------------------------------- got my prescription tod
Start off with saying do I ever feel like an ass today!! Yesterday was cool as hell. April picked me up and we were going to hang out at her house for a few hours, instead I think we went to a ton of stores. She dropped me back off at the hotel to take a bath and to get ready to get Ernie from the airport. April was nervous as hell, not quite sure why, but she was. Last night we took a cab over the bridge into Michigan to a bar. Right when we got to the bar, I felt awful so when the cab dude came back over to Michigan to drop people off I got a ride back to Canada with him. He had to drop me off at the original bar that we got picked up from, but had radioed ahead to have another cab there. I got back to the hotel, thinking I may have felt terrible from not eating, so I tried calling pizza places and didn't get an answer anywhere so I had a bag of chips and a fruitopia. I am not sure when I fell asleep, but I slept so damn hard that I did not hear them banging on the
Ok, so before I pimp myself out, I gotta address this: I'm writing in pink in my blog =D. This is awesome.   On to the bidness: I want to go for spotlight. I've come to the conclusion that I'm probably never going to get a HH and this is the next best, closest thing. Instead of you being stuck with me for an hour, you'll be stuck with me for 24 hours! I really suck at whoring myself out, so if someone knows how to do it properly: please help me!   Thanks.
What Is Love?
  Someone asked me what is love is it good, is it bad is it awesome, is it terrible I honestly didnt know how to answer them. I finally desided love is the most complicated of all emotions. ...Love... Love... Some crave it,Some love it,Some hate it,Some need it.Others abuse it,Others use it,Others are obsessive to a point Some aren't.It's a word that can mean so much;It's a word that can mean so little;It's a word some don't understand;It's a word that some simply dismiss...Love... It's just a four letter word But some people fear it so much It's nothing to be scared of But others aren't sure. Love is always worth it because you become a better person everytime you love someone from the simplest careing for a friend to the deepest desire to love someone til the world ends from the unconditional love of a child to the complicated love of the gods there meaning to love love means...everything No matter how much it hurts you, or makes you cry tries your spirt, and splits
Why April 11th?
Well many of ya'll have asked or wondered why i wanted today's spotlight and all ive replied with was because its a special day. I told a few friends that if i got it i would then tell them what made it so special. Rather than going to them one by one ill just say it once here and be done with it. This may become long so if you're not up to a story then you should probably leave now. 5 yrs ago today was the day I decided that if my life was ever going to change, if i was ever going to become the person I knew i could be, if i was finally going to take back my life and become an example to my children then this was the day it was going to happen. So with that said me and my girls got in my car and we drove away with nothing but the clothes on our backs and landed here almost 600 miles away. Yes things have been hard and yes some of my obstacles have been high and the climb over them exhausting but every night when i see my little girls sleeping safely and happy in their beds, every ste
American Men...
...are so easily pussywhipped :) It is so easy to weed out the gullible easy ones: ones that scream TITS, or GTFO! Or that drool over any NSFW pic like dogs. Or that try to come up with any come on. Thats the ones that are so easy to throw the lasso over, lay them down, and step all over.   So easy to manipulate, to lie to (they are usually not the brightest ones), to control. I know how to play my cards well with men like that, but I don't do it. Itsa pity/decency thing I suppose...This is mostly a warning to men that would meet other women with that knowledge, who WOULD use it.   Is there any wonder that there are so many married/divorced men on FUBAR that complain about bitchy wives/gf's? You made your bed, you lay in it.
hey foookers.......I miss all you guys.....i have no net at home at the moment and its gonna be awhile before i can pay my bill....Send me emails to you can leave me love notes here......I ve entrusted someone to look over my page while i cant be on....i truly miss each and every one of you and hope things are well where ever you live....   Love,    Superman
So Now You Know
We had a really bad storm come through last night. My power flickered a few times and the internet cut out completely. We still have no internet at my apartment complex. I'm at the library right now because I freakin' love this place. It is marvelous, no lie. I had my last official day of class today. We got back our final exams, I got a 100! I am officially done with my second semester of grad school with a solid 4.0! Only 3 more semesters to go: summer, fall, and spring. But next spring is just student teaching, no real classes to take. I'm so excited. This semester literally flew by. I cannot believe it is already May. I feel like I had something else to add, but I can't think of it. I'm driving home on Wednesday to be with my mom and hopefully my grandma too for Mother's Day.  I'll quit rambling now. Ohhh I remember, who wants my 11s? Let's play trivia for them. What size bra do you think I wear. SB me your guess, if you write it here YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED. First correct guess
Intresting Laws In Washington State
StalkingRev. CodeWash. § 9A.46.110. 1992. Amended 2006.(1) A person commits the crime of stalking if, without lawful authority and under circumstances not amounting to a felony attempt of another crime:(a) He or she intentionally and repeatedly harasses or repeatedly follows another person; and(b) The person being harassed or followed is placed in fear that the stalker intends to injure the person, another person, or property of the person or of another person. The feeling of fear must be one that a reasonable person in the same situation would experience under all the circumstances; and(c) The stalker either: (i) Intends to frighten, intimidate, or harass the person; or (ii) Knows or reasonably should know that the person is afraid, intimidated, or harassed even if the stalker did not intend to place the person in fear or intimidate or harass the person.(2) (a) It is not a defense to the crime of stalking under subsection (1)(c)(i) of this section that the stalker was not given actual
Well, ive decided...i want them. Lots of them. Ive even deleted an entire folder to accommodate them, lol. I want YOUR salutes; With the Anonymous Motto "never forgive, never forget" upon whichever canvas and with whatever medium you so desire; as well as my aforementioned name, "Anon" or "Anonymous". Poo, blood, crayons, markers, flesh, pubes...anything. Male, female, and tranny are welcome; as well as albinos and midgets. If you necessitate some form of compensation, im willing to assist you in that aspect.... SO, get to it, NAO!
For Craven #1 Jugga Lover????
I have an offer that you might like. I am offering NSFW salutes for people or person who sends my #1 Craven Moorehead a Jugga Face bling..
So, there was some drama in a mumm tonight. The person on the other end of the drama has apparently posted a blog about me and James, telling people not to associate with us. If you feel that's what you must do, that is fine.  I can't stop you. I don't keep track of a friend count, so I really don't know if anyone has deleted me over it.  Maybe if I realize that someone I thought was important to me deletes me, I'll notice, but at that point I'll probably also realize that if they WERE important to me, they would've talked to me about it at least. I won't tell you to stop talking to anyone.  Who you choose to be friends with is your business.  I don't ask people to take sides.  It's not fair to people who I have come to care about. I have my reasons for saying the things that I did.  If you want to know about the reasons, please, ask.  I have nothing to hide.  
Toe Lint!
I have a few friends who I love dearly on fubar. I call them friends because they put up with my somewhat psychotic behavior. here's an example in the last hour Ive discussed: Toe lint with seamus Sour cream donuts with Hugh Lesbain Sex with Pixie spankings with name crisis my beautiful nakita with seamus I'm not sure if this is normal or not but I do know there's some serious underlining issues here ..... I love you all going to get my hair cut Wicked
Yep. Done.
Fuck you. Yeah, you. You too.   There are so many people on this fucking site going around saying shit behind my back, and to "friends" who don't say a word about it to me, or in any way to stand up for me. I don't need any so-called friends like that. If anyone wants to spread or believe that I molest my daughter, or tried to set up Sam (MsMojito) to rape her, fine - be my guest - I see my daughter every weekend, unlike 95% of the so-called Dads these days, and am an AWESOME dad. Sam talks to me just about every other day, and will definitely straighten out the sick fucking fat bald jealous jobless fuck (yea, YOU Van) that started this, because he was jealous that she'd sleep with him, then run outside (cuz she had to hide from him that she was calling a guy, she wasn't "allowed" to) and call me afterwards... She and I spoke on the phone, from the minute we woke up (on cam, sleeping) till the minute we went to sleep (still on cam), for many months... funny, you'd think if I was t
Fade To Black
  Fade To Black - Metallica   Life it seems, will fade awayDrifting further every dayGetting lost within myselfNothing matters no one elseI have lost the will to liveSimply nothing more to giveThere is nothing more for meNeed the end to set me freeThings aren't what they used to beMissing one inside of meDeathly lost, this cant be realCannot stand this hell I feelEmptiness is filling meTo the point of agonyGrowing darkness taking dawnI was me, but now hes goneNo one but me can save myself, but its too lateNow I cant think, think why I should even tryYesterday seems as though it never existedDeath greets me warm, now I will just say good-bye          
Dr@gonMaster is taking a long needed Sabbatical.....but his name will stay            In the meantime, while he is gone Pete will be here instead
Well obviously no one will read this but, blog comments have been turned off because my bartab is being blown up w/ comments to misfits blog...that is all.  
So I Should Start Wearing A Helmet...
Seriously I need full body armor. Friday night I dropped and broke a full double of apple rum and diet coke, and cut myself cleaning up the glass shards. Last night I was walking down stairs and ran into this sharp corner really fucking hard. Like, so hard that I have this stabbing pain shooting up from the welt in my forearm all the way up to my breast bone, shooting through my shoulder blade. Seriously I don't know what's goin on but fuck it hurts. And both of these injuries were sustained before I got drunk. It's not easy being me. Really.
Good Mornings With Good Doggies
I went to bed early last night and slept for hours like a rock. Once I got up I went through the usual routine. Bathroom, start the coffee, start the computer, say good morning to Baxter. Baxter. He's not used to me being up this early. He didn't move when I came into the living room he just laid across the whole couch following me with his eyes as stumbled through the house. I sat down next to him and he lifted up his head so he could rest it on my lap while I petted him. "good morning Baxter. I love you." he wagged his little nub but kept his eyes tightly shut. I scratched his shoulder blades because I know it makes him kick his hind leg. I got up and fixed my coffee. Pured some food in his dish and told him in a happy voice, "Baxter I made you nooba's. Just for the baaaby!"(he's the baby)  He lazily looked at me and the started his morning stretches. Hind legs, front legs, back, head shake. He sniffed at the bowl but decided he just wanted water and the gave me the usual signal th
So it's been fun pointwhoring, but seriously, I'm not making a habit of this. It's like a who different fu when you have the flashies. I kinda like flying under the radar. You get a looooot of perverts when you point whore, and it kills me to be nice to them all. I just don't have it in me to be non-cunty for too long.  However, thank you all so much for all the help. Some people were just fucking awesome. :) I just got this in my messages. This is deplorable. Really deplorable. 'Hi, I have a disability, can I exploit that please?' "I am in a wheelchair and I don`t work at all I am retired sweetie so please and you could see my pictures I am in wheelchair. Tell me if I can see... Could I just see one boob please so I can be a fan of yours!!! Please tell if I can sweetie."
Saying It Allowed
That Triune Term of Promise May be easy to pronounce, But the heart worn down by obstacles Pounds more than just an ounce. But there seems no simple remedy For this condition or its aim Since the most sincere of efforts Renders results that are much the same. I've had no prior experience with this I've wondered whether I could And now that it envelopes me, I'm not so sure it's good. No purity in thought or will No picture makes it better, No gesture grand or small Neither utterance nor letter. If I could free my tongue from care And the words stuck in my throat, I might just wrench the syllables out, And passion's flame emote. Consistency and honesty Add nothing to my vote, No Hymns nor Works of Mercy, No Harmony of phrase or note. The Heavens willingly supply no device: No offering and no sacrifice Can demonstrate my intent precise, Nor any miracle suffice. If declaring had a substitute It could ease this tug inside my chest, And th
i wanna punch my ex wife in the face     /end
Yes I am sick again yes I have a new last name Yes I will call you out in a lie even if you are my friend..simple fix..unfriend me or do not fucking lie Just answers to things I have been asked often lately
I Will Buy You A New Life
So I guess it's been a hot minute since I updated. I don't know what my deal is. It's like, once I get through the initial symptoms of withdrawl, I really don't miss the internet and everything on it seems so minor and one-dimensional. I have this job, the one I had before I moved in fact. It's not prestigious, nor does it pay well, but I do it extremely well and get to flirt with lots of people, and thusfar I'm able to make ends meet. I am looking into alternate things though, like maybe a cna course to become an aid. Anyway, so I work at a gas station. Shut up, it beats being unemployed. To pick up extra hours I took some shifts at a neighboring store that recently lost an employee. This happens often. My normal store is actually pretty great. We're further out on a busy road so it's not generally considered within walking distance. This store I worked at last night is ground zero for all the most disgusting welfare abusing pieces of shit I've ever seen. I'm NOT saying everyone
Mkay I did what I did and she did what she did sick of rehashing it if you hate me for it remove me from your list if you feel you may do something like she did remove me from your list either way I am over it if you have trusted me with stays between us..this was a bit different  
Auto 11/ Cherry Bomb Bling Auction
Im holding an auction for an auto 11 bling, or cherry bomb bling. This auction will run till Friday September 25th, 12:00pm(noon) eastern time. The winner of this auction will have the highest bid in fubucks at the time, and will be notified by email. Once notified by email the winner has 24 hours to pay out their bid, or it will go to the next highest bid. Also, the winner will have the choice of whether they want a Cherry Bomb or an Auto 11 bling. So bring your fubucks and good luck, may the highest bidder win :p  The minimum starting bid must be 1,500,000 in fubucks, all other bids must be higher!!
My Letter To The Chief
Gentlemen, I'm writing this email in hopes that it produces good things in the department for one patrol officer Cross, whom I had the pleasure to meet late Saturday night / early Sunday morning Oct. 3rd-4th 2009 I'd like to preface this letter with a note on my personal point of view on law enforcement in America, in general;  I am a liberty loving citizen of the State of Texas, and an American.  As such, I feel that the police departments around the country are slowly yet doggedly becoming the henchmen for corrupt government, opting to silence dissent and violate the Constitution with regards to our unalienable rights in many cities across the land.  This growing mistrust of law enforcement is widespread, and millions of Americans now-a-days feel that the motto "To protect and serve" has fallen by the wayside. Having said that, I want to tell you about my encounter with officer Cross, who has altered that viewpoint at least a little bit, for me on a personal level. I have an olde
A Great Ride For A Great Cause
Hiya gang, Many of you may know that I'm an avid cyclist, and you also may know that I've spent the last 15 years associated with the New England Classic- A bicycle tour to benefit the American Diabetes Assn. The economy has out the ADA in a tough spot- Increase income, or cut costs... Tough to do with 10% unemployment... So, the only option we can come up with is, to get more riders... Do you know someone that rides a bicycle for exercise? For fun? For charity events? If so, PLEASE forward them the link above... There's a lot of kids at "Camp Carefree" that need a hero- I can't imagine letting the kids go without the education they learn about living with type 1 or 2 diabetes and saying "Sorry, the economy was bad..." PLEASE, if you know somene that rides, send them that link... It'll only take a second...   Thanks in advance!Gearman
You.. Yes You!
YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My spotlight was a success and I cldnt of done it with out the best fufriends and fam out there! Name Crisis, Crazy cracker, Jendoll, Rio is lovely, and Woo.. you guys deserve plagues! I can not believe you all donated a million fubux or more to my spotlight! muwah!   Every donation helped tons! Thank you.. lilboops, crystal. ms. kiki, I'll pay for it, sin sin, witty, bounty hunter, Seamus, DIT, Susie, Gone Fishing (violets), Ninty nine, silly wench, serenity, wicked wench, peacey, and odie! I hope I missed no one.. if so kick me! Witchie, Cerri, wicked, boops, crazy cracker, ms kiki, I'll pay for it, serenity, witty, jwh... thank you for putting me in your statuses yesterday! Everyone needed to know I swallow and put out..lmao! OK, name crisis shamelessly whored me in a blog! thanks love.. however I will be sending out no nude pics :P Southern outlaw and punisher kept me shitfaced throught the whole ordeal :D thanks! Serenity & Piedaddy pimped m
Atheistic Rant
I am bored, so when I am bored I generally go on myspace Atheist groups [since fubar do not have forums and things like that] and was talking about politics with a few fellow Atheist, and a few “secular Christian” meaning they believe in god and Jesus Christ yet have no use for churches and things of that nature. Well the forum itself was rather slow so a fellow Atheist and one Christian and I started talking through private messages, well anyway when speaking of public schools I just decided to blog…so from here on out is just what I decided to blog for here to get responses from, Atheist or Theist [during My last belief blog, seemed most of the people I spoke to daily were Atheist so I am sure it will be mostly them weighing in.Well let us start with schools, thanks to the landmark case mentioned below, school prayer and bible reading/preaching was outlawed in public schools as it violated our constitutional rights of separation of church and state. Edward shempp,
April Fool's Day Fakes...
Well, my friends in today’s episode of Real Vs. Fake, I bring to you on this first day of April, two funny fakes who have run such a con game, you’d actually think that they were blonde, and hot and actually hung out on fubar. This is such a manifested con scheme that it almost defies words, as it has gotten to the very heights of Fubar. And with that, I bring you today’s fakes : xxDoukaWhorexxWCBxx@ fubar and what you think is..
Okay, so I'm on facebook looking around and I see that a friend of mine left a review for a product she likes. So I click on the link...all I can say is WTF?!?!?! I am going to put the link in here. I would like someone to please explain this fuckery to me. Thanks.
Your Online Privacy...
Well, here I am watching the morning news again when a certain segment caught my attention. Seems there's a website you can go to and pretty much hunt down anyone who is a part of any social site. Just input their name, eMail, or phone number and BAMN... Personal info. Now I tried my info, and the only info that came up was wrong but I thought you folks might wanna see if your info is out there. Supposedly you can contact the site and they'll remove your info immediately.
I'ma Polish Hoar. I Admit It.
So, I have been a busy lil bee this morning. So far I have polished Pedro's weiner, Doug's exploding pecker, LilBoop's ta tas And beaver, mb's kitten, and Witchie woman's WEINER. Who knew Witchie has a WEINER?   And now DIT's weiner.  Someone stop me!
Kids These Days
Was so close but pummelling some little punk in to the gravel today, I mean || this close. Was out playing football, these guys join in sometimes even though we hate them. They're these 15, 16 year old gangsta wannabes with their jeans around their kneecaps, the lingo and such like.    Anyways, to the point, the little shit came in and nearly fly-kicked me in the head when he shouldn't have been in the goal area to start with (as per the rules we play). Needless to say I swore at the little knob and he tried his little tough guy routine with all his friends around. I was struggling to stop myself grabbing his throat and just squeezing.   I hate kids.
Monday's Fake Of The Day..
Well hello friends and welcome to this special Monday evening edition. I know it just breaks some hearts to see me here early and stuff, but rest assured I'm still employed. lol. Sarcasm aside, I just felt like making someone's day extra special today since well, I just do... So without further suspense...I bring you today's fake..Taylor.. No salute, asking for bling, plenty of nsfw, the usual tale. Oh and look no salute...anyways, a little digging and uncreativity in the form of a name yields the fact that "its" shown below.. Is straight stolen from this pic below... This pic, and the rest of "its'" pictures I'm sure, can be found on: Here's the profile... Taylor@ fubar And of course it's getting blinged like crazy by the usual fools. I just don't get it.... So today's lesson is this: I don't like signing in to stupid like this and other things. And when I do, well I get cranky. Don't think I
Birthday Treat!
Tomorrow I'm doing this: Part of a birthday gift from my wifey. I can't fuckin wait. :D Whales and dolphins, motherfuckers!
Well It's Goodish Stuff
I have a date tomorrow. He wanted me to decide on stuff to do so I gave him option: blues bar, wildlife fundraiser in the historic Corey district, Weird Al Yankovic, or dinner and a movie. he didn't choose Weird Al so he's not getting any on the first date. I also think he might be married because calling me seems to be an issue. That's why i called theis blog goodish.   My cousin's friend jeremy called me though. my cousin said he was over weight. i don't remember him because I was impaired. he sounds fat on the phone. like he might have a mouthful of chicken or something. But I like dating fat guys. Dating fat guys means unlimited, guilt free carbs on dates. fuck yea to not having to pretend I like plain salad. I haven't updated anything else because i don't want to talk about it. But I like you. isn't that enough?
One Of These Days I'm Going To Set My Filters So I Don't Get Crap Like This Anymore...
I made a MuMM comment in Helly's mumm about old people rambling about shit.. Some 50 year old skank got all offended and sent me some stupid message and blocked me.. I replied to her mumm comments telling her she's acting like an idiot and she needs to mind her own business.. I blocked her because she blocked me and wanted to keep talking shit.. about 20 minutes later I get a message from some newb that has me blocked before i even read the message.. Enjoy this little nugget of stupidity.. i'm just passing on a message for a GREAT friend of mine..u know who..and they have to say this:they said to tell u ur nothing but a scum sucking piece of cow dung!!! NEVER read any of ur messages of mumm replies..cuz they NEVER go back to mumms they comment on and they blocked u anyway..they said ur psycho retard who talks REAL big behind a computer but is nothing but a lowlife,dick licking faggot with a big mouth,small brain and (GUARANTEED)an even SMALLER dick..says ur
What's New With Me...
So my week thus far has been rather shitty.  I went for my yearly exam and that did not go so well.  I get to have a mammogram, an ultra sound on my pelvis and get vampired for tons of blood tests.  Lucky me.  And then to just complete my shitty week John and I are having issues.   So somebody please give me some good news.   ___________________________________________________________ 9/23/10 Update on my tests.  My pap smear was good, the ultrasound on my pelvis is good.  The mammogram not so good. I am still waiting on the bloodwork results.  I go for an ultra sound for my breasts and lymph nodes October 7.  Turns out my lymph nodes are swollen on both sides.  I will update everyone as I get more news. __________________________________________________________
Too Much Gangland
So I've decided that I really have to stop watching Gangland....In the last week I have had a dream about each of my kids involving gang activity....   The one about my son involved him being shot in a drive by on his way home from school.....and for my daughter, we were playing in my font yard when gunshots rang out and i had to grab her, wrap my body around her and duck behind a car...she was shot, but it was all just flesh wounds....these dreams are fucking with my head! On top of that I also had a dream that my son drowned in a tubing accident. Seriously, what is wrong with me??
Worst First Lines.... (some Nsfw)
Worst/Nastiest/Dumbest/Lamest 1st lines received by beautiful women on Fubar; I am writing this blog just for fun, so enjoy! ____________________________________________________________________ This blog was inspired by Kilala 911 Girlz (thanks Kilala!), one of the many beautiful sexy women on Fu.   So, I asked some of the sexiest, most liked, and most popular women on Fu: “What’s the worst first line you’ve gotten?”  Some of these first liners are hilarious, some are rude, some are JUST PLAIN SAD. When available, I included the replies given (which RAWK).     Men of Fu, read carefully, and learn what NOT to say, PLEASE….! Saying things like these will get you blocked or in some "Futard" or "FuPervs" folder.  =)   From Kilala 911 Girlz: “hey sweetie how do you look topless?” “are you looking for master?”   From jeanniejeanster: (Yup, that's me...) “You look like your pussy tastes like strawberries”
Why I Should Not Have Wine And Fu .... Besides The Pic Uploads (2nd Attempt)
  To odie: odie likes you +235 points! lowered your standards huh  odie: lol say what To odie: lol odie: what gives  To odie: uhmmm nothing ... I should probably lay off wine on mondays odie: lol thought i did something wrong To odie: nooooooooooooo i was attempting to be a smart ass odie: lol bring it hun odie: lmao no worries To odie: errrr done To odie: and you are not the odie on my friends list are you .... dies laughing at least i didnt ask him if he wanted to see my tits 
No, this is not a fuicide note...sorry to let you down.   I'm off to Nelson for a week   I'm betting I inserted pics the wrong damn way...anyway, yes be jealous. Well, not that jealous, I'll be with family (I'm the charming and sweet one of the bunch).   Sorry I've been slack lately - very busy and I'm pretty naff in Decembers anyways. Some of you should get your pressies soon(ish) others I will have to send when I get back...still others still owe me an address.   In good news, cow mugs are comin' in January (although they may just have said that to get rid of me, 'sa fine line between demanding customer and psycho).   Anywhooooo I still haven't finished packing. Try and behave, have a wonderful Christmas and stuffs...look after each other (if Helly gets grumpy, remind her to take her metamucil). I'll be around occasionally but you will have to do without my wit, wisdom and general good nature for another week.   I don't want any fuicides, deletions, emo blogs or wars in
Gods Newest Angel
                                                         Gods Newest Angel       I never wrote a sad song,     that just wasn't me,     'til I saw a story late one night,     while watching my t.v.      The story was about a little boy,    about the age of five,    beaten black and blue,    he was barely alive.      With broken ribs, and a punctured lung,    he could hardly breath,    how he lived through this abuse    the doctors couldn't believe.      Soon thousands would know him,    though he had no name,    so beautiful and so much to live for,    it was a crying shame.      They said it was a  Miracle,    so " Miracle" became his name,    those who were touched by him,    would never be the same.      So small and so frail,   almost like a toy,   the hospital staff took turns   sitting with him,   he was their little boy.    A vigil soon would be held,  it would happen late one night, an Angel appeared at his room, soon he would give up his fi
"i Call Out Your Bs" Line Of The Day...and A Birthday!
Hey kids..before we get to thought of the day, let's wish a very happy birthday tooooo.. Ryot@ fubar Now here's thought of the day: All the time you hear people say how they "don't care about fubar or don't give a f*&k" around here right....but it's funny that you see those same people on here 24/7, doing the same ol crap they always do, using their ability points, blinging, scrolling and spending hundreds and thousands of dollars. LOL. I mean cmon people, let's get real. There's no crime in admitting you enjoy the site, I do. Don't forget to check out the previous blog about bling's been such a hit to quite a few people already... That's my "I call your bs out" line of the day. Hope you all had a great weekend..bling sale tomorrow yah?! haha...peace.
Hi Hunnies..i Am Home
It went ok and stuff at the dr. I am still broken..imagine that lol still waiting on appt dates..imagine that   he gave me pills for insomnia and is concerned :) lawdefawkingdaw.... I am in lots of pain,but it will be okies and stuffs   my peyton turns 10 saturday and I turn old monday.... that boy is the best birthday present in the world    lots of love and all
Just yesterday I was saying it was all about perspective   I should've kicked myself in the face then, what a bloody sanctimonious twat I am sometimes.   Today I am grateful that: - nobody I know saw me go arse over kite on Auckland's main street - I didn't really like those shoes anyway cuz my BEST shoes were already fucked - wrinkles won't REALLY form from all the squinting I did going 'where the fuck am I?' - my stomach doesn't start growling after 21 hours without food - I have the self control to swing my executive smary-arsed swivel chair away from the smary-arsed executives BEFORE I mutter about stupid cunts. - legislation requires my boss to take with good grace my "I need to fuck off now" after 9 hours in his presence - that Helly won't see this shit and say something like "OMG I totally did that last week"
Dirty Pictures - And The Impact It Could Have On You And Your Family.
This is something to think about before you take that dirty picture with your cell phone and send it to that person who is begging to get them to get really want to put yourself in that position?...check the video: Scary stuff these days kids, scary stuff....this was sent by...Misfit!...have a happy holiday weekend!
Witchie Said Fuckstain
She says to ask her a... oh wait Ask me a question and if I still feel like it I will answer it (h)   hehehe  
Friends Eh....
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Aches And Pains
The Secret To Success And Happiness - Part 1
People frequently email me asking for the 'secret' to success in life, business, their writing career, etc. While I do have some general advice on those topics, I am only going to discuss one item in this entry. I will follow up with some more general advice soon. This entry is about, family, which I consider to be the foundation of true success and happiness. As Don Corleone said to Johnny Fontane in the Godfather, "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." I believe that statement to be correct. I would like to clarify something very important. Success does not mean happiness, success means doing the right thing, which often times will bring you everything except happiness. The rewards of doing the right thing are usually much deeper and painful. The greatest happiness comes from feeling and expressing our love for other people, particularly our families. We love most those who we serve most. With families, there are endless ways in which we serve. Our w
About Me!
For everyone that has taken the time to get to know something about me and treat me like a person.......... THANK YOU! For those of you who have messaged me asking me to post nudes, to get on cam with them and "play"......... Shame on you!!!!! How many people realize or care that it's an actual person that you are talking to when you are typing away? That the things you send to that person directly affect them in some way? If you go and look at my photos you should know that I am not going to do anything obscene with you and that I am not going to post nudes for you. If that is something you want to do then great. Its a personal choice and my choice is my own and you have no right to question it or to degrade it. How many of you have thought that maybe I have things going on in my life and that this is kind of an escape for me? Do any of you realize that I am a grandmother and that my grandson is almost 2 years old? That I have more than three kids? That my ex hus
Ok now here is just something to think about.. Why is it that men automatically think they can be disrespectful when commenting a pic of adult nature? I'm not saying anything about anyone specific.. but using words like "cunt, monkey, etc" to describe the female anatomy is just rather crude. Do we as women open ourselves up for that when posting pics of this nature? The human body, male or female is a work of art.. some show it off, some don't.. all should be respected.. Looking for opinions on this.. Edit: I should probably clarify, no one in the LC or CT (whatever) has said anything negative to me about any of my pics, the attention has been all positive.. It's just when I look at what some people say, I'm like "did they just say what I think I just read??" Don't get me wrong, risque(sp?) comments are always welcome.. I expect that with the naughty nature of the photos.. but "I want to pound that" or "suck my cock" may not be the best way to get my attention..
Its Drone Like Sound
He walks In from work after a hard day on the Demolition site. The smell of steak and potatoes in the air. Dinner is Cookin but she is no where to be found. He wanders down to the laundry room to find her putting a load in the wash. Not hearing Him come in, he sneaks Up behind her, wraps his arms around her waist. At the surprise She rises To be met on the neck with a kiss and nibble. She turns around and Throws her arms around him as they embrace in a hug and a deep passionate kiss. They seperate, as the words flow from her mouth, "I've been waiting all day." She finishes loading the washer, as he teases her with pinches, pokes, kisses and nibbles. She heads to The door, he follows only to find that she flips the lock. She turns to face him, pulls him to her and runs her hand down the front of his filthy jeans. The smell of his sweat mixed with Concrete dust has her wanting him more than ever. She leads Him back to the washin
Marq's Music (video Guitar Blogs): Soul Cleansing.
^Working on my song "Soul Cleansing" ***Turn down your volume*** ~[]~ The lyrics go something like this.... This is to my shadowself... To break straight through & cleanse myself... Of the aberrations that deeply dwell... I must excavate my soul now well! So I shovel til I reach the core... Down to my festering wounds & bleeding sores, From all this trauma I‘ve endured... Wondering why must I suffer for?! So this is to my shadowself, To shatter through & dissect myself, An now I open up just to reveal... All this twisted torment that I feel! Like mother.... what did you abandon me for? & father?.... why did you beat your boy? Both have left me bruised & sore Some of the many wounds that need cured!! But now I just struggle to concoct a plan! To make sure the pain can’t come back again! & finally, then I will be whole,... Having told & unearthed my soul... =| Composed by S.M(arQ).Hall Copyright 2007 'All Rights Reserved'
We Need To Ask Ourselves
We need to ask ourselves ... Are we building bridges from our hearts to one another or building blocks between us? Are we finding the things we have in common with one another or are we focusing on our differences? Every person on Mother Earth wants to be Loved and wants to give Love. Every person wants to be accepted and acknowledged. Open to the Love that you are, beautiful one. There is so much of life to be lived no matter what circumstances surround us. Understand how and what to change so all of life becomes a celebration. Learn how to find the good and feel the good in all things ... including yourself. Living life to its fullest and having happiness always was never meant to be hidden. It all awaits our wanting to discover it. Do we really understand the profound difference we could make in another's life if we would express the beautiful Love that lives inside each one of us? Become the Divine Love that You Truly Are ... because you hold the Love the wo
so i just found out my real life boyfriend is cheating on me do i know?...DONT HAVE THE SAME FUCKIN PASSWORD FOR EVERYTHING...GIRLFRIENDS ARE NOSEY. UPDATE: THE GIRL IS HIS EX FIANCE
List 1 Of Current Club F.a.r. Members
Contest Starts Jan 6th!!!
Happy New Year everyone!!!!! I had such a great time last night. :) I hope you all had as good of a time. Im really hung over, but it was totally worth it. J-RoxxX Hottest Mummer On Fubar contest will start Jan 6th (this sunday!) at 3pm cental time!! It will run until Feb 5th (tuesday) at 10pm central time. :) The winner will be decided by RATES ONLY!! So theres NO ANNOYING BOMBING NECESSARY!!! Although, its ok if your friends want to leave some love on your contest photo. :D NO DOWNRATING OR DISRESPECTFUL COMMENTS WILL BE TOLERATED!! Play nice everyone... THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 30 DAYS!! All entries remember, because of the new pic rate system your friends will be able to rate your photo up to 4 times!! Dont forget to take advantage of that. :) Hey check it out i added some new prizes!! ****ALL CONTESTANTS WILL RECEIVE A PRIZE!!**** -Everyone who enters will receive a fubar trophy! -All who get over 50 rates will also receive, what i am going to ca
What Do You Think ?
If someone said to you that they would close their eyes during sex... would you think that they thought you are ugly ?
Friend Request From My Mumm
SweetlyDominated (I'm in Lust!!!!) 2008-04-24 12:25:13 i have 4 children and had to give up 3 of them for adoption when i went to prison and i await the day i can see them again...good luck in ur search
My Happy Hour!
WHAT: MY HAPPY HOUR WHEN: SUNDAY, APRIL 27, 2008 TIME: 5pm Fubar time, 6pm Mountain Time, 7pm Central Time, 8pm Eastern time!!!!! SHOW ME LOVE DURING MY H.H. IT MAY BE MY ONE AND ONLY HAPPY HOUR! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!!
Yoinked, Part Ii
Courtesy of RussianFox DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:LowSchizoid Disorder:ModerateSchizotypal Disorder:ModerateAntisocial Disorder:LowBorderline Disorder:LowHistrionic Disorder:HighNarcissistic Disorder:HighAvoidant Disorder:LowDependent Disorder:LowObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Moderate-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! ---- Personality Disorders -- Sounds about right.
F*cking @$$hole!
How the fuck did I ever love my husband??? I just got told that when he was told I broke my ankle.. his response was "good for her. now she can lay around in bed being fucking lazy like always" and we are supposed to b FRIENDS? i don't wish that shit on anybody!
Shout Box Nuttiness
i just love random shout box messages: nino84: well you got my number dont be shy I have no idea who this is, lmao, as he is not on my any of my lists. It actually gives me the sadistic idea of just picking someone scrolling at random and shouting them something, like, 'my pregnancy test is positve', or 'i think you should go get tested for HIV', or something like that. LMFAO!
Wurtle Dee Do
The delightful Wurtle Dee Do is bored greatly. :( Here's the proof. Show her some love or help her fulfill her desires here. 8-p Wild Harleys R/L babygirl@ fubar
short and simple cause I suck at this whole blog thing... I was blocked from making any comments.. no pic, mumms or profile so hence the new "angry iDaHo~ Love all the sexy mummers and thanks for all the love...
Just Sayin...
Seems there's shit floating around... Thought I'd mention the fact that being a Network Engineer for 20-odd years, I save archives and backups of EVERYTHING. Talk shit? It will get squashed quickly. Don't make an asshole out of yourself by lying. It won't be pretty. (Y)
The Car Crash Blog....
Okay, now that I'm done rearranging my writing into one folder (sorry, didn't have the Fubar blog system down yet) and everyone has taken their pokes at my work, time to move on to my story. This story is 100% true. So I'm dating this girl who lives about 30 miles from me back when I was about 19. She's one of those girls who wouldn't ever let me leave when I wanted to. She'd do things like give me a blowjob to make me stay. (I know, dirty trick.) She was also the kind of girl that would start giving me blowjobs while I was asleep, but this is a different story. (Certified freak.) Anyway I finally get the clinger off of me to start the drive home at 3 a.m. I'm rather tired and it's the middle of December, so I roll my windows down in an effort to stay awake. It's not working. I start slapping myself in the face (yes, I have problems) and that's not keeping me awake either. I start singing along with Sublime's "Wrong Way" thinking that will help. No dice. I wake up t
So I Was Cleaning Out A Desk
We're trying to move in a desk the hubby's grandfather made to use in the office. So out goes the POS 15 year old particle board u-build-it desk... as I was cleaning out all my old stuff, I cam across my old 14400 baud modem :P
It's very long, so if you dont read it i'll understand. I don't really like to share my real life too often, but i have to get this outta my head and on paper. Maybe hearing you guys will help me out. I got back from the doctors an hour ago, and have been thinking. For the 5 people who read my blogs, they know that i had a surgery canceled for July 17,2008. Too dangerous they said. So i'll just have to live with the everyday pain, and be high all the time. I didn't like this option, so i went for a second opinion last Friday. Today i'm told by a different surgeon that they can do it, with little risk of paralysis. But the scar will be my entire back and i'll be laid up for almost 2 months. The doctor says my first doctor was being lazy and relying on new medicines. (Lasers and such). He'd do it old school, messy but effective. I have no problem with the scar. Chicks dig scars. I have no problem being in bed for 2 months. Hell, little price to pay instead of being in pain yo
Electric Personality
I just shocked myself fixing a pump on one of the Koi holding tanks. ouch! Never play around extension cords when fixing water pumps!
Shadow_Hunter@ fubar ->Shadow_Hunter: fuck off Shadow_Hunter: is she a whore? ->Shadow_Hunter: ummm, why? Shadow_Hunter: where is ur wife?
Another Contest
Ok Bad Girls.. Here Is Another Contest Idea.. Favorite Kissy Face & Cleavage... The Pic Needs Show Cleavage As Well As You Making A Kissy Face..Can Be As Sexy As You Want.. As Long As The Pic Stays SFW... One Other Thing..To Find A Winner.. Would Rates & Or Comments Be Best Or Maybe A Few Of The Bad Girls That Don't Want To Enter The Contest Can Be Judges ? Let Me Know What You Prefer To Find A Winner
Randomness At Work
my LAST call of the night was this guy wanting a room so... i am booking it and he is all chatty so i am laughing at him while putting in his information and what not... he says "yalls casino has lots of pretty people working there... are you one of the pretty people" at which point i am rolling my eyes and say "nope i am not" he goes "oh well you have a GREAT phone voice and.." and then i say "Ok sir i have your conf. number.. would you like that?" i realllly didn't want to hear the rest of that sentence... last time someone said that... the rest of the sentence was "you should work in phone sex" i was like OMFG
i was going to make a mumm about my weekend activites about the 3 b's! that being booze, boobies, and bi-sexual womens making out, BUT i think i know whats going to happen tonight! ALLLLLLL 3......and me ninjaing drinks..and hitting on milfs at this bar called "crow bar" no sex though! ive been celibit for like a year...(ill explain later if your lucky) imma just blog about .........wanna be mummers! you have seen them.....people who want to be in in in croud they post stupid comments ....and that they think are funny, but they aren't. but they think that being ignorant all the time is the way to get into the mumming party.....i would say faterity, but ...its kinda like......idk. BUT you all know what im talking about right!!
Ash Is A Fu Whore!
subject: EvilAsh ™ sent you Strawberries with Whipped Cream received: 08/9/2008 05:02 pm replied: no block this member Flag as spam "Are your nipples hard ? I am so in perv mood tonight."
Heh...i'm Yellow Like Mel♥
Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion?
Russian Women
Just pimping out my friend Olga from my hometown ;p
Your Secrets
funny thing about secrets...shouldn't have any you don't want told. but really i dont have any...i just know what i see..if i mention it to someone in conversation..i mention it. Local wanna play with the local girls..thats cool but dont fault me if they get curious and we all chat about you. hahahaha "we take our own chances..and pay our own dues..that silver tongued devil and I" thats all the drama I have :)
Stolen From Per Who Stole It From Not Tellin
You comment on your favorite picture of me...and i will come comment on my favorite of yours.
Catho Licks
There is one religion after Islam that pulls my chain. Its a branch of Christianity called...Catholicism. It always intrigued me how so many Catholics are total Jew haters, yet they continue to worship Jesus- biggest and most famous Jew of them all. Not only that-they eat his flesh and drink his blood. Kinda gross... Catholics were the ones that killed Jesus in a most awful way (altho not as bad as the shit they did later on), then blamed it on a coupla Jews that gave him up cause he didn't waana pay his taxes. I find it creepy that Catholic priests are not allowed to have sex with women. One place that has more gay sex than prison is...yup, a monastery. Lock up 100 frustrated guys in one building...surprise! Within the past few years, there have been MULTIPLE accusations of Catholic priests molesting young altar boys. ANd, surprisingly, girls too. Must be all that pent up frustration. It is not one or two cases...we are talking tens...hundreds...just sick Inquis
Friends Only Profile
I came onto this site to start a penis picture collection. This is the truth, the first night on here I ended up hitting it off with a man that eventually broke my heart, never again I said. Then I started to check out the mumms and really enjoyed myself. I got lost along the way. This site has provided a reprieve from what has become a difficult and grinding lifestyle. And I throw myself into becoming a point whore to distract myself from these difficulties. But in doing so, I have learned that I have true friendships on this site, people that if given the opportunity I would love to walk through fire for. I don't need to point whore, I definately do not need to escape from my problems, but I do need to realize that my profile is an extension of me, and I don't let everyone in, therefore I have decided to make my profile friends only, because if you are on my list you have proven yourself to be a true friend of mine, I love you for it, and you have full access to my madnes
Monica The Great
Monica The Great Ranked #1 Today. She Rawks. That Is All. :P
Well friends the boob/moob auction was flagged nsfw so it has been canceled. We are starting over same scenario only censored for the fubar police. All bids are being kept and nothing has changed its just a CENSORED sfw boob/moob auction. This will begin tommorrow night at 10E, 7P/Fu catch on the boob side lol
My Daughter Was Assaulted Today At A Party!
My 13 year old went to a slumber party Saturday the 22nd (November) at a "friends" house and in the night (3 am) one of the girls there beat the snot out of her. The girl was kicking her in her ribs til the wind was knocked out of her, and she was crying for her to stop, and then took a plastic whip thing and was beating her with it. She has marks on her legs from it. I went and picked her up ASAP and after talking to my cousin that is a cop he told me not to mess around waiting and to go file a police report against the girl. I took her with me and we went up to the police station and filed a report for assault charges. I'm taking her to school tomorrow morning and going into the school to talk to her 3 teachers (jr. high) and the principal. Let them know what hapened and that a report was filed. If worst comes to worst she will be transferred to another school! It sucks that this stuff happens when you send your kids to CATHOLIC school! She's in a lot of pain right now. Eve
I need to get a new tv for my living room. I want to get one of those new fangled flat ones. LCD or Plasma, no clue what the diffference is. Come on techno geeks, please splain it to me?
Two years ago, while procrastinating about writing a paper or studying for some exam, I created an account on what was then called cherrytap. A boy I was lusting over had mentioned it in an off-hand kind of way. "Oh, it's just some dumb site. Kind of trashy." Trashy, you say? Five minutes after creating my account, I had a headache. The format of the page horrified me. The scrolling photos at the top frightened me. And the noises! shhhhhhhhhhhhh-BOOM! cha-ching! donnnnnnnng! SOMEONE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND?!?! Wait. This someone just left an ascii sexxxy truck on my page, informing me that I've been run over by it and instructing me to run over other people I believe to be worthy. Oh, what to do? Lacking a CDL, I left the truck parked on my page, and I looked around, trying to find people who weren't tattooed truckers or cherubic sexxxi angels. There weren't many. I suppose there still aren't. Dizzy, head aching from the sparkle hump-day/thirsty-th
I am not tired.. and i have been up for 25.5 hours straight... and i am NOT tired at all
I Am Gonna Say It Now.
Happy New Year you lovely people! ♥ Oh yes I am tipsy and giggly. That is all.
I Salute You..
Well folks i am the first to say i am at times a procrastinator...boooo Anyhoo MooMoo made me a rockin new skin and i promised id make her a salute as a thank you plus I just gotta take some new pics to match it ( yea im a tad ocd about that). So If you would like a salute as well here is your chance to get it, jump on it now as these moods are few and far between. Just leave me a comment here and ill work my way down the list...after i make myself presentable of course. Ok that is all and as alwaysssss Thanks 4 Reading
R,i,p Bro We Will Miss U Bro He Be Died A Yr Today R.i.p Man We Miss U
Specialist Keith Eric Essary, of Dyersburg, was killed yesterday in Afghanistan, Essary was a member of the Army's Airborne unit, Charlie 2 Comp. He had been deployed to Afghanistan for approximately 8 months and was stationed at a base 40 miles from the city of Kandahar. Essary graduated from Dyer County High School in 2006, where he was a member of the Jr. ROTC and Capt. of the Honor Guard. His father is Chuck Hall and his mother is Mary Beth Franks. Anita Essary, the late Monty Essary Sr. and Martha and Thomas Hall are his grandparents. R.I.P. BRO YOU WILL BE MISSED Thursday evening, at approximately 9:30 p.m., Anita Essary received a knock at the door from two soldiers from Fort Campbell. They were casualty notification officers there to notify her of the death of her grandson, Spc. Keith Eric Essary. Essary was the latest casualty in the United States Operation Enduring Freedom in Afghanistan, which has had 561 US military casualties since it began. He was a member of the
Baby Juggalo Funeral Zomg!
WTF? Never seen such a thing..this is long..but almost worth watching..If you dislike Juggalo's now..give this a watch..
Road Trip!
So Tiffany and I are planning a trip to Chicago at the end of February! Anyone interested in meeting up there???
My Profile Will Only Be Viewable To People With Salutes.
Someone reminded me of this yesterday. I was out with a friend. and i noticed a guy looking at me. I didnt think much of it. this happened last month. So when my friend went to get me lucnch we were at the food court(mall) the same guy starts coming my way. and says i look sexy. so i was like um... ty? Him: You dont remember me? i told him no. Him: im friends with you on fubar, i like your naughty pics.. so i got a little nervous. said ty. then he asks if the guy i was with are into threesomes? cause we could go to his truck. he starts to sit down. my friend shows up with the food and asks if im ok. i got scared. my friend saw this and he ask the guy to leave. The scary part is i had my baby with me. so we continued mall shopping to calm down after the guy got the hint. The i noticed he's following us. my friend and he got into it. since my friends a big guy he was able to handle it. the guy leaves. as we get in the car cause i just want to go home my friend noticed this truck circling
Oh Well.
I am bored bored bored. That is all.
Misfit's Moobs
SHE HAS THE AUTO ELEBENS AND IS ONE OF THE MOST KICK ASS CHICKS I KNOW! PLEASE RATE HER UP!! •T•E•R•I•@ fubar SHE IS A LITTLE SHY...BUT THIS IS THE TRUE TERI!! And please don't forget my other friends trying to level 1.3 to godmother Psyche™ Owns Idaho@ fubar 440 to Disciple President Lincoln©~Fat Sonnys' Proud Uncle~OWNER of VIGILANTE RADIO~blank requests get denied@ fubar thanks
Please Don't Let Monica Get Me.
Yes I Finally broke down and joined an auction
im·be·cile Pronunciation: \ˈim-bə-səl, -ˌsil\ Function: noun Etymology: French imbécile, noun, from adjective, weak, weak-minded, from Latin imbecillus Date: 1802 1:usually offensive : a person affected with moderate mental retardation 2: fool , idiot
i heard this on the radio this morning, when i was laying in bed, i might use this for our bigger wedding this summer...
Yes, I'm A Grouch
I think grouch is being good about it. I've had a bad, hmm year or so. But it's the last few weeks that have pushed me over the line. I have a sick "kid" my baby girl. I'm unemployed, broke an pissed. My unemployment benefits were revoked on Monday with no explanation as to why. My identity was stolen, I can't figure out why anyone would want it. But now I'm sitting with bills up the ass and a dog that can't tell me what hurts. And a strong desire to not wake up every frick'n morning. So YES, I am a grouch! If you don't like it, don't let the door hit you on the way out. Now, leave a joke, make me smile, or just go on about your day.
Girl & Kitteh Seek Loving Home
Or just a home, whatever. The kitteh and I are contemplating moving out of our overpriced and ill-situated apartment and are wondering if anyone is looking for a couple roommates. The kitteh is a little chubby, very hairy, and she has a terrible personality, which doesn't allow her to socialize with other kittehs. I'm thin, hairy, and I have a terrible personality that allows me to socialize almost exclusively with kittehs. And by "a terrible personality" I mean "nice tits." Beneath all the fur, they're very shapely. Our ideal roommate would be someone who would ignore the kitteh (because, like all chicks, she becomes very insecure when she's ignored, and then she'll try to make nice with you). Also, we'd like someone who is funny. Furriness is optional. In all seriousness, I'm looking to move, and I'm just wondering if anyone has any suggestions. I'd probably be happiest with my own place, but I wouldn't rule out the possibility of being someone's live-in gardener/pool
Obvious Nonseriousness Is Obvious... Right?
->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: well okay, how about I knock him unconscious, fit him with strings, and puppeteer the entire act out? ~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: that's a no my man is the only one to touch me in that way ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: is that a no or is he just readin' over your shoulder? ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: s'okay, he can watch. ~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: i have someone to do that with already ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: Awww, not even a little? ~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: whoa buddy slow down it was a bored mumm ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: Can I spank you, stroke your face and call you a pretty, lovely, dirty whore? ...I thought this was obviously me being a twat. She doesn't seem to get it. Even though I was copy/pasting it into her lame non-mumm. Sadface.
I am not everyone's type. This is not a news flash to me. I am not hurt by this because the same is true for me. A person that my friend sees as the cat's meow will absolutely not do it for me whatsoever. Beauty, attractiveness, desire are all relative to the individual. Someone cannot make me find Ashton Kutcher attractive. There's not enough alcohol in the world that could do such thing, but women rub one out to him quite often. Either way, I think the following is largely unnecessary:so not only did you get a chest tattoo, you got a horrible drawn, badly inked, ugly as FUCK chest tattoo that you have to show off in every picture. congratulations.I received this message earlier from someone I'd never written to or even looked at before now After looking at his profile, I found that he is 26, lived in South Carolina, is a student, and lists his sense of pride as one of 6 things he cannot live without (a list, funnily enough, that he cannot finish). He also says that his private admiss
Banned Again!
By Jim Scott updated 2 hours, 41 minutes ago Pit bulls and other popular breeds of dogs will be banned from all apartments run by the city Housing Authority starting this Friday."Finally someone is realizing that these potentially dangerous animals have no place in a confined urban space," City Councilman Peter Vallone told The New York Daily News.Vallone is not exactly a pit bull lover, having unsuccessfully lobbied state legislators to ban the dogs in the past.Pit bulls are often trained to be violent, but owners defended the breed saying it's the owner, not the dog that makes them a threat."It all depends on how you teach a dog," said pit bull owner Anthony Nieves. "My dog is like a puppy."Pit bulls aren't the only dogs being targeted by the Housing Authority.The new regulations are also specifically banning Dobermans and Rottweilers as well as any dog weighing over 25 pounds. The previous policy banned dogs weighing up to 40 pounds.The ASPCA opposes the ban and
I Hate
I hate: People who lie all the damn time People who think that no matter what, they are right People who will not admit they were wrong, even after they are proven wrong People who stick their nose in other people's business People who say they are "different", but aren't People who use other people's emotions against them People who use people People who make the life of everyone else a living hell People who say one thing, and then do another People who make you feel like your whole world is crashing down People who don't care about anyone but themselves People who let liars and cheats rule their lives .............People like me
Greg Kinnear Almost Cockblocked My Funeral
It had to happen eventually. I had taken over 50 flights last calendar year which, for the most part, have been uneventful. No vicious turbulent air that makes everybody puke up their no-longer-complimentary peanuts. No mid-flight, airport food court related digestive problems. No overshooting the runway like I did in Green Bay last year ( fortunately, there were barrels of ranch dressing stacked up to stop our progress ). So it came as very little shock to me when, on a recent JFK – Phoenix flight, the flight attendant calmly asked us to evacuate immediately after landing.That’s when we all started noticing the acrid smell of burning electronics coming from the rear galley area. Apparently, US Air didn’t want to deploy the evacuation slides and go through all the bother of filling out those time consuming FAA forms. So instead they taxied all the way to the gate and forced us to file out through the front doors. I can’t tell you how delighted I was seeing as ho
A New Begining(plaid Mafia)
As many of you know i started a group called Plaid Mafia. I only had two rules, one help out the other plaid members and two no drama. Its obvious that no one could follow the rules. It wasn't even like most groups where they make you add it to your name. Im not the kind of person who tells people what to do. With all this being said I am going to give it another try. This time i am not making pictures for everyone. If you want one you can ask and i'll make it when i have time. I'm not asking you to add it to your name this time around either. I Just want you to comment this blog saying you want to be a part of Plaid Mafia. Your more then welcome  to add it to your name. If you need help with leveling or rates let me know and i'll see if i can get more support this time around. one more thing i ask for is if you see a new member you are not already friends with please add them...makes things slightly easier. please make sure you add me! and my two other officers! Lauren and Drago
I Likes...
Usually when shopping for clothes, the "plus sized" models are usually obviously airbrushed and photoshopped...well i just ran across this picture while browsing and was actually kind of happy about it....they didn't airbrush out her thigh wrinkles and she still looks beautiful....     it was just really nice to see a little reality...even when I hide from my own.
For You?
      Time has come once again to make salutes for you wonderful people. If you already have a salute from need for another. This only applies to those I have not made one for yet. If you want a salute from me....please leave me a comment here, or send a private message stating you would like one. They will be posted this coming Tuesday, and if it belongs to you. By all means.....RIP IT!! :P     God Bless all of you!   Love,   That tall guy you hate to love!    
People Ask
People say who would ever talk about vets.... All in VANE  
A Fake Gets A Fu Pony....
Are we serious folks? And she has a Fu PONY??? Jenna@ fubar With these HORRIBLE salutes… Then this dude tells me she's "real" I bet she is. On a cam site maybe that or conning poor people like Sultry1 did. He blocked me after this convo... Someone tell the Fu Pony dude I need an Auto or my VIP renewed it runs out soon. How fucking retarded. More soon from the land of the futardation…don’t forget to nominate me for F word… And here… …and it’s free… Apparently people are trying to flush out your votes with spam….I have a lot more to say but this required immediate attention….peace
Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention
Growing up i pretty much had to pay for anything that my parents felt was not a necessity. Which was fine i worked two jobs and that was enough to keep me in dime bags and gas money. Sometimes it did seem that I was making difficult choices. Like, I could buy the really cool, slightly punk rock dress but not the necessary under garmets to go with it. And when i say necessary, I mean it. My first bra was a B cup and that was when i was 11. I have only moved down the alphabet since. I owned one strappless bra. It was horrid. It was a bright white, quilted number, so stiff that it could go out to the party on it's own. After consulting with my brain trust, which consisted of several flat chested, pot smoking girlfriends, we decided the the best course of action would be to deconstruct the current bra into a new, one-time use bra. We gathered together the required equipment. Scissors, weed, masking tape, and safety pins. The end result was a torn up frankstien bra that would make the ma
Spell Check, Anyone...
Last night, about an hour before Im about to leave work someone comes in. He looked just a lil TOO young to be at a bar so I carded him. And something just didnt look right about his ID, Im studying it for like 3mins, and he's getting pissy with me about it because Im taking too long looking at his ID. I throw it back at him and tell him "Go get your money back, your Navada ID is no good" He left bitching
Seriously Dude???
I thought it was pretty common knowledge to people that I talk to that I often have fu open at work and that means I am usually away.   It has irritated me for awhile that occasionally I get people upset I didnt see something and respond. I am firmly on the side of this is a play ground and if something is missed real life took over.   but what happened today takes the friggen cake. Someone noticed I commented in a mumm ( I wont say who and start the drama if he wants to identify himself thats up to him but I will respect he is friends with some of you and not call it out) and shouted me. I was away helping my customers. I came back to him pissing and moaning about being ignored and asking if he is invisible or if it would be so hard for me to answer. I answered back "oops sorry but helping my customers and putting money in the till is kind of important to my survival" ....well holy hell he went off like a teenage boy on prom night. I got blasted with things like ..."if you don
So Yeah...
I'm really starting to hate this place...Some people will use every opportunity to start drama where there is none...Seriously, I don't get it...I'm extremely close to closing up shop and moving on. I can't even have any fun around here anymore..Over it!
Lol!!!! Wow Just Wow!
    After a good friend of mine mentioned a beggar on this site, ya'll know I had to give the dunce a reality check. Here is what went down. Of course, read bottom to top...   ->babygirl: Nope sorry. Because honestly you are full of shit. I am not the only person you have begged on here, quite need to get your shit straight and stop asking perfect strangers for money. That is low AND lame. IF you truly have a baby like you claim, you wouldn't be laying this poor "pitty me" story on people, including my friends, and you'd honestly be taking care of your shit. You don't know me. I have two kids of my own that I have custody of that I SUPPORT because I am a good father. What the fuck are you doing online right now begging people for money instead of out breaking your back to find a job? Get your shit straight and fuck off. Your begging will be and IS your downfall.babygirl: if u could->babygirl: Didn't you just get through saying you aren't begging or wanting me to help
What makes this so funny is he pulled similar shit with witty screen name, but here is some reading fun for you: hotcreamyd...: no bye kunt->hotcreamyd...: You got deleted once already for your stupid ways...don't you think you might want to lay off of fubar for awhile?hotcreamyd...: yes i do->hotcreamyd...: So richard do you kiss your mother with that mouth?hotcreamyd...: id fck urs hard->hotcreamyd...: Drop dead assholehotcreamyd...: show ur cunt->hotcreamyd...: And you will be for the rest of your life...women don't like to be called cunts because some whiny old man doesn't get his wayhotcreamyd...: proud to be->hotcreamyd...: Bullshit...probably why you're still singlehotcreamyd...: yes i am->hotcreamyd...: You're a real winner aren't you dumbass?->hotcreamyd...: No thank you...I am engagedhotcreamyd...: hi honey,lets meet in person im only in clearwater He called me a cunt twice...funny that he approached both me and witty. Here is his profile:
So I just asked my cousin for the money that she owed me from about a year ago. (70 pounds) Considering I didn't have much money to spend for my birthday on wednesday I kinda had to do it, although she owed it to me I still feel guilty as she can't even pay me back the full amount. Only about half for my Birthday. I still feel guilt. My conscience needs tweaking I think. I always feel guilty so easily when stupid things aren't even my fault.
Kinda Giggled
My mother in law sent this to made me lol         The year is 1947...>> Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years> ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five> aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell ,> New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been> covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and> organizations.>> However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine> months after that historic day, the following people were born:>>   Albert A. Gore, Jr..>   Hillary Rodham>   John F. Kerry>   William J. Clinton>   Howard  Dean>   Nancy Pelosi>   Dianne Feinstein>   Charles E. Schumer>   Barbara Boxer>>   See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?>   I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for>>   you. It did for me.>>   No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!>>   Now You
Song Stuck In My Head
i dunno why but it is and it wont stop playing
Wtf Is Wrong With You People...
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?  Over the course of the last few weeks I have seen so much selfish and immature behavior.  This is not about one single person.  When did we loose good manners, common decency, and respect for one another? If this blog offends you so be it.  I really have to say some things.  It is not meant to be an attack on anyone.  That is not my style. However, I will speak my mind when I think someones behavior is atrocious. I am by no means perfect.  Hell, I am one of the most flawed people you will ever meet.  I like me so I am good with my faults. But I must say that just because you got your feelings hurt it does not give you the right to be a vicious cunt.  If this person actually verbally attacked you or crushed your feelings by making light of them, then by all means tell them to fuck off.  Cutting someone to the quick cuz you had a shitty fucking day, week, whatever is just wrong. Holy hell, we all have bad times.  Yes, we sometimes take
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Witty Connections
well, i've been meaning to do this all week long, but i've had A.) heart trouble and B.) a broken net for most of the week. So, here's my weekend....finally. I'm doing this in installments because witty is my hero and to tease the fuck out of jay. thanks.   When the dogs do fiiiiind her, got time, time to wait for tomorrow.... to find it, to find it, to find it....   Who can resist singing along to Plush? I can't. My brother can't. So, that's exactly what we did when it played Saturday morning. It wasnt the only song we belted out either. It was about 10:30 and we were speeding along I-10 about to hit I-75 on our way to Tampa. Happy Birthday to me!! I was so super excited about going to meet Witty and Babyfrog and GBT...I had been so excited, in fact, that I hadn't gotten any sleep at all the night before.... I mean, who cares about being 28, right? I can still throw down--stay up all night and party all day, right? Um, right.  That's why I kept falling asleep in the car in sp
Dusty Wasp
Last night as I was retiring for teh evening, a wasp dropped out of nowhere and went mental in the lampshade.  After squealing like a girl, I tentatively caught it in a glass, and then stood it on the kitchen worktop, and left it there (because I was scared of opening the back door and letting it out, in case it flew back and did a sting on me). I noticed that the wasp was very dusty.
ahahahahahhahahahhahAHAHHAHAHHAHHA PS that is my exhusbands yahoo         To Brad: meet me on yahoo? Brad: now you can see all my nude pics To Brad: my yahoo is vincentdicelli@yahoo Brad: not yet, accept my friend request first To Brad: lets chat on yahoo..then we can pic share? Brad: if you accept my friend request you will see To Brad: would you be willing to prove #3? Brad: 1. i dont suck dick. 2. i wouldnt let you fuck me. and 3. i have more then 8 inchs
Ignore Request? Fuck That, I Wanna Deny Them!
Yeah, yeah, I know they changed the bit where you reject friend requests a while ago, but it still kinda annoys me that I can't DENY them. Why did they change this? Were some people so fucking sensitive that they didn't have the heart to click on DENY? But... that would make no sense since you could ignore requests back then too. Request says: Fanned and rated! Rev says: DENIED MOTHER FUCKER   Request says: HI AD ME AN CHECK OUT DA COOL PEEPS IN MY LOUNGE Rev says: DENIED MOTHER FUCKER   Request says: (blank request) Rev says: DENIED MOTHER FUCKER   I know that ignore request is effectively the same as denying, but denying just felt so much more satisifying.   Eat shit and die! :D
Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
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Tonight's Fail.
So I feel like I need to laugh otherwise my head is about to explode. I love failblog. I always cry laughing at these so I figured I’d share some… see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails see more Epic Fails
Manipulation, Apathy & Stupidity.
Well, another week comes to a close, another oh so exciting week in real life and in Fubarland. Anyone have any fun stories to tell this week? Lol… I don’t know about any of you all, but of late I am getting hit with this feeling of two very prevalent things on here, they are… Apathy & Stupidity Apathy, for the verbally challenged, is when people just stop caring and do not give a f. I hear about it from so many people now weekly, it’s amazing. They don’t rate pics, they don’t rate pages, they don’t fan, they don’t talk..blah blah blah. Whambulance special. During these times I think to myself and often ask those people that say these things “well what do you do that’s different f
Perfect Example....
... of how childish my soon to be ex husband is.. I send him a text to tell him I am going downtown tuesday to find out about getting noncontested divorce papers. he said his MOTHER is going to try to find out about it as well. HIS MOTHER. Really? are you NOT a 27 year old man? Mommy has to do EVERYTHING for you? Go fuck yourself... or your (more than likely) HIV infested girlfriend
Just Some Helpful Reminders
Dear Non Pregnant People, I have created a list of simple precautions around pregnant woman. 1. Do not walk up to a lady and pat her belly. a. you dont really know if shes pregnant b. she probably doesn't like being touched. 2. When she tells you that's shes not due for another 5 months do not look at her in astonishment! a. shes about to kill you (run like hell) b. RUN LIKE HELL 3. I dont know what the fuck "glow" your talking about.. a. shes probably sweating from having to get up b. she wore to much make up. 4. Pregnant people have a tendency to fart and burp. a. dont be so shocked b. look away 5. DO NOT MAKE A PREGNANT WOMAN WAIT TO PEEEEEEEEEEEE a. self explanatory there I have more im sure By the way my baby's ears just moved from its neck to the side of its head and its eyes moved from its ear space to the front of its face.... Exciting isn't it? Also on a sick note my baby's skin is translucent   Wicked and the pomegranate
General Rules
LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT TURF BYLAWS (PLEASE READ AND FOLLOW) Soldier Spots: To keep your soldier spot, you  must be active. That doesn’t mean bringing in huge bounties or running missions. This means you that you log in regularly to check on your mobsters, make sure they are alive and well, invest their money as appropriate to increase cashflow and generally try to improve your mobster. If you don’t log in for three days, you will lose it. We don't expect you to have the biggest and baddest mobster EVER but we do expect you to at least be fully mobbed. That is 5x your current level (ie: level 10, your usuable mob is 10x5=50, level 20 x 5= 100 and so on), usuable mob maxes out at 750 usable mobbies at level 150. Don't drop links in turfs and expect them to add you; you could just get listed for your troubles. Instead look on our turf board, each of the allies listed is a link, go to their turfs and send out mob requests. You usually get a hefty amount of the accepted withi
Win A Happy Hour! :) Easter Auction Time!
The Peep Show Easter Auction!PLEASE! PM me with your Auction Offers! I can't make a tag without them!I'm going to hold an Easter Auction starting on March 9th, 2010, and it will end on Easter Sunday, April 4th @9 a.m.! If you want to enter, just post a blog comment on here, pm me your offers, and I'll make up the tags! I'm also having a rate contest for each entry! Whoever gets the most rates will win their choice of either a Happy Hour or a 65 Credit Bling Pack! :)Edit: If I get enough people entering, I'll throw in a 2nd Place and a 3rd Place Prize!2nd Place = Auto or Bomb, or Equal Size Bling packs!3rd Place = 1 Month VIP, or 25 Credit Bling Pack! PST! If you're not sure of what to offer, here is an example from an auction I've been in before. :)
You're Not What We Want
So every knows about the group 2nd Alarm hotties yes? Well their chief has approached me a few times now to join and I always politely declined. I got another request today and instead of the usual 'no thanks' I thought I'd ask a lil more.   Jasmine: LOL ok... FirechiefF...: guess what your not what we want anyway goodbye Sweetnest just not looks are needed Jasmine: if i need help i have my friends,  i don't need a girl group  FirechiefF...: they hotties is the longest serving girls group and is a family they do help each other out at times but not a points grou[p\ Jasmine: what are they about then? FirechiefF...: points points has nothing to do with the Hotties FirechiefF...: I think u would be fine Jasmine: because i can't be bothered with points FirechiefF...: why would u not Jasmine: im not the kind of girl you'd want 
My Band On Facebook
Please become fans of my band on Facebook.   PS:  I love SEX!
Gonna Kick Myself For This
Since I haven't done a lot of fuwhoring, I was wondering if anyone knows when the best and/or worst day(s) to run autos That's all...for now
Maybe xxPITBULLxx and Emanon are the same person?
Double Standards And The Fu Hypocrisy!
I have been on fu for almost 3 yrs now ..and never have I seen such stupidity and ass-in-mindedness!  I just got a pic marked NSFW...said pic had me eating a not deepthroating was just in my mouth..   When brought to a bouncers attention I was told that was sexually suggestive...WTF!  I used this pic as my primarty picture while running autos, bombing, and during my HH!  Have we gotten that pussified that everything is sexually suggestive?   Isnt this site in itself..SEXUALLY SUGGETIVE!  FUBAR is an online BAR!  Look at the drinks!  Screaming ORgasms...blowjobs...Sex on the beach...hmmm are these not suggestive at all?  We have a whole section of gifts that is explicitly Sex gifts for christ sake!  What about the blings! Do Me! Screw Me! Fishnets! Victoria Secrets! But yet we go around pointing fingers and being little tattletails if someones picture is not taken in a church! WTF!       I see pictures scrolling all day that have cleavage, short skirts
Made you look. PERVERTS!!!  
Just My Luck
I got an email from an ex in NJ on another website today.....last i saw her she was married with kids....Alas she is STILL married......this is the one woman i let get away from me....i STILL TO THIS DAY kick myself in the ass for not nurturing this relationship......We met in college and she was the hottest thing id dated to that point in my life....   *pulls out hair* *sad* Such is my life. Carry on.
Hmm.lord Of Spin / Lord Of Void
I am the lord of emptinessRaised to god by rats and miceThe worthless weed of humanityPraising the blind idiot godMy son, killed by mortal menCalled once the messiahMy  mother is the wholy whoreWhy have I been blasphemedI am the line for the to followThe vast sea without the bottomThe horizon as far as I can seeI am the lord of the voidI am godof nothing
Summer Fun
My summer has shaped up July I am going to Rockstar Mayhem. 8-16 am going to Sick Puppies *epic score I haz girlcrush on their bass player* Late august I am going to NOLA to see my bitch Tereza...and yes I plan to track Deacon down  =D Big Daddy Dell will be here the last week of July..I get to play tour guide so yes..I am happy..I love my work..plan to get more micros...feels good again.... Just wanted to share  (h) some of you fuckers
I Hate America!!!
Right now i'm kinda pissed. CSI, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist, Bones and Castle ... oh that man makes my vagina sing. All off air at present. Any suggestions???  
Oh My Effin Gawdddd Look At This Sh!t I Get I Got Called The C Word From A Dude Haha
HONEYonROCK29: you are sick and remember you never looks good with silly faces!! so enjoy your life you fuckin cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To HONEYonROCK29: cunt ? cunt cause i told u u have no right to tell me what faces i can and cant make? that i cant goof off? u telling me what to wear how to dress what pics to take and u dont even know me? tell me that i need to dress decent you know what fuk off man (my reply) hahaha another winner yay haha look at his pic comment on a effn salute .... HONEYonROCK2910 mins -- 5 of 5you are not even fickin able to be rated!!!! damn scum minded girl!!!!! are very bad girl!!! so enjoy the block world and yeah yeah i know you even dont care about so this is all you!!!!!!!!!!!! reply dont get me wrong i let him have it i told him to fuk off that u cant demand shit from people and speak to women the way u do blah blah blah so yer im a bitch for that but im not gonna take shit from n
I Loled
I was cruising some of the people scrolling and decided to check out this guys bling    first thing I saw was this    1 Wedding Rings  GEM ... 2 Wedding Rings  GEM ... 3 Wedding Rings  GEM ... 4 Wedding Rings  GEM ... 5 Wedding Rings  GEM ... seriously ???  they fu married 5 times ??? I think its time
Long Day
It was a long day and glad quitting time has arrived. The sun was creating great painting on the clouds. High ceiling clouds catching the setting sun. I drive to local watering hole for nightcap before going home. Aptly name "The Hideaway Club" is small, out of the way bar. My kind of bar, pool tables, several dart boards and L-shaped bar. Bellying up to the bar, my drink is already there as the bartender knows my poison. Slowing unwinding and half heartedly watching the television. Some drivel about a guy and a girl and how they both want a relationship together but they live in different worlds. yea, reality at its best. Not wanting to spend any money in jukebox, I'm hoping the next person walking in will. Lighting up a cancer stick, slowly advancing to my own horrific death, I figure what the hell. No one has control over their destiny and if mine involves tubes and a bed. Hell, at least I don't have to change my own diapers. And I get to stay in bed watch television all day l
For Jrie?
Yeah, I'd make a fool of myself for her any day.
Mix And Match
This should keep ya goin for a while   Match these last words to the person who uttered them before they died. 1."I have a terrible headache." 2."This is funny." 3."Shoot me in the chest!" 4."Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is..." 5."Please don't let me fall" 6."My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." 7."Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!" 8."I'm shot!" 9."Dying is easy, comedy is hard." 10."If you don't like it, you can just fuck off!" 11."Strike the tent." 12."Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt? " 13.[Asked by Mrs. Clark if he knew what day it was.] "Oh, yes; it is the glorious Fourth of July. It is a great day. It is a good day. God bless it. God bless you all. [He then lapsed into unconsciousness. He awakened later, and mumbled] Thomas Jefferson..." 14."How were the circus receipts in Madison Square Gardens?" 1
Just A Rant About Everything And Anything
No I don't enjoy talking to robots, sometimes yes/no answers just don't quite hit the spot. Are you a tranny? No? Well then why do you insist on making yourself up like one? If looking slightly surprised gives you more lines on your forehead than the note pad I write on....then NO you will not age well even if you are only 17. I might be insecure and ditzy but doesn't mean I personally have a tolerance for it. My neighbour's sister's grandmother's uncle's ex-girlfriend's cat died. You must all feel sorry for me because this somehow personally affects me too even though I've never ever had a cat.   Annoying cousin: 'Omg I feel so dizzy...I don't know what's wrong with me'. Me: 'Try eating'.   Annoying cousin no.2: 'Yea yea you book the holiday because I don't have time to do it, you pick the hotel' Me: 'You sure? I'll come back with the details to double check with you first' Cousin: 'No it's ok I'll be busy anyway' Me (I do it anyway...then wait 30 mins for her to not even
10 Notes About My Mia-ness....
Hello and just a note for those who care to read such things. I know I have alot of messages and things in there, and love to return. Just stating some facts for the record.. 1. I'm not leaving, despite what some people wish. 2. I've also been made aware that people can't keep my name out of their mouths even though I've had extensive interaction with -one- person during this time I've been away. My advice there: Keep talking. 3. About #2. Have some balls. You ask me something I'll tell you. These fake account adds and messages I'm seeing are amusing. They are amusing because I can track your ips and I'm going to start posting who is doing it. 4. The offsite thing is coming along well. So with that in mind, please revisit #2. 5. Assemble that army. Make it big too. You're all going to need it, if you think I haven't logged your nonsense going back to spring, you must believe that colored name and god mode really make you a god. 6. Keep picking my family apart too. It will make it
Witchie brings out my weirdness. I love that lady. You never feel stupid for saying something completely off the wall, because chances are she's either thought it or said something 10x stranger than you've already said. But her lots.
Week 1
today was my weigh in after week 1 i lost 4.6 pounds :D   goooo meeeee
I have come to the decision that my fubar and facebook are not going to intermingle anymore. If you're on my facebook now, then you'll most likely stay, but I will not be adding more people from here to there. If you leave stupid crap on my wall or statuses about fubar-drama or not-don't be shocked if you find yourself deleted. It does not mean I don't like you, it just means I don't want you in my offline business.   Apparently it's surprising to some people that I am a sarcastic bitch on facebook too. This is me, folks. I'm a bitch. People I know offline tell me I'm a bitch all the time-this isn't news. No, I won't post sexually explicit statuses on facebook, I don't joke around that way with my family. That does not mean I am a different person. That just means I have discretion when it comes to other people on my list. My family does not want to see me joking around about bjs and anal, just like I wouldn't want to see it in their status.
Hi... Anyone alive?
I Need Glasses
But most frames don't sit on my nose, the bridge isn't big/high enough...whut do I dooo?
This Week
Ok, as you all know I go to weight watchers... This week I busted my ass..walked the 5 k, landscaped the yard...I really, really have worked hard the past 2 weeks Last week I lost 3.8 pounds, so I was pumped for today *sigh* Sometimes I set myself up for a fall.... and SOMETIMES I lose 4 freakin pounds!! I lost almost 8 pounds in 2 weeks!!!!!!
If I Am A Tad Bit Off Today
As many of you know..i am quite hardcore with my motorcycle riding. Well i may be a tad off today (xanaxed up just cause i dont wanna show my real emotions)....i lost one of my closest friends..Mom and Dad was at his bedside and called me just an hour ago ..he was actually my dads best friend from childhood...but Dan and I and Dad rode all over the US total prob put something around 400K miles over the years...i wont be around Friday...funeral obviously...but please no need for pitty nor sentimental thoughts of prayers and about some Cheering me the fuck up....jokes...tasteless thoughts and pics...whatever...just no sad shit....
Well, I am finally home... and as such I figure the best way to disseminate the 411 on the situation is a blog, mainly bCoz I won't be here much for the next few days and with the some 800 messages I have waiting here, all this love waiting from the best friends and family on the site I wanted everyone to get their answers as quickly and easily as possible.... so here goes... The surgery was at around noon on 7/14... I say around noon bCoz I was passed out at the time.... due to my severe apnea, they had to insert the breathing tube while I was awake, a most unpleasant experience to say the least, but fortunately the last I remember before being knocked out... when they got in there they found more damage than had been revealed on the MRI and I wound up having 3 laminectomies and 1 disc replacement... Then, the nightmare begins... I awoke in recovery around 4:30 pm, this time around 4:30 bCoz at that point I was TOTALLY fupped duck... but not so drugged as to not feel the pain... I w
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Are You A True Fan?
If you ARE, then show some love and Add me as a Fan! Update: 4:10pm Ok, so now that they've allowed me to contest back into the TOP rankings, please, add me as a fan so I can once again BE ON TOP! ;)
Disabled The 'smile' Online Bar Alert..
a bunch of people have complained that they were getting the alert too often. i thought it was cool, but i guess it's not! so, i've turned it off. maybe it'll make a re-appearance when i can spend more time on it. -mike
Its In God's Hands Now
Well its official that I finally had my first unassisted cycle and I DO think that I ovulated afterwards. I guess physically things are back to doing what they are supposed to. Mike and I have talked about it and have decided that whatever happens happens. If it is God's will that we get pregnant and have a baby that it will happen and if it doesnt..its not meant to happen quite yet. We arent really "trying" but we arent trying to keep it from happening. I am not thinking it will happen this cycle anyway but I think that we are on the right track. I will keep you all posted and thanks for hanging in there through this with me.
Incompetent Fucks
I would put this in a mumm, but you know how psycho the people on here are, and I would have to kick someone's ass if they went off on me. So, with that being said... do you ever read the bulletins? Do people use spell check? The grammar on here is pathetic. It is like listening to a bunch of 5 year olds. I want to puke when I read some of the shit they post. It seriously makes bile rise in my throat. If you are that retarded, perhaps you should go back to pre-school and start all over again, because you missed the education train. My God! Is it just me?
A Submissive Daydream
I can just picture myself at your mercy...... on my knees, hands tied above my head, my ball gag in my mouth so all I can do is moan and shake my head to answer your questions. I can imagine the glimmer of excitement in your eyes and the evil grin stretching across your face as you show me the rope you are going to tie my breasts with. You slowly walk over to me.....cup my large breasts in your hands and tell me it will only hurt a little.....and for me to be very quiet or you will tie them tighter and give me something to moan about!!! I nod my head in agreement as you start to bind them.....looking me straight in the eyes as you pull the ropes tight against my milky white flesh. My breasts are now bulging with the pressure of the ropes....and you flick my nipples with your finger to make them even more hard then they allready are. You pull on them and lick them....and put them in between your teeth and gently bite them until you hear me whimper with extacy. You tease me
Read This Before Fanning Or Adding Me
OK, I don't know where to begin, but I am just as guilty as anyone here, but I think we are losing the point of why CherryTap was created. We are all supposedly here to make new friends, get to know one another. But all that is getting lost in the whole, get the points, move up, ignore who we are talking to. I have been chewed out for sending someone kisses, because they are CT married to another, ignored by the people posting the blasts, even thought they say they will respond to everyone that rates, comments, or fans them. This is starting to become a points game, where everyone is just a pawn in the hands of the people that can afford to become a VIP or buy a blast. Now don't get me wrong, I have a lot of good friends that are VIP's and we chat alot, am talking about some of the others that hold it over our heads to get the points. Let take back control of the site, get to know our CT neighbors, interact with them, and find good friends. Going forward, I will take
This Is My Last Blog On This Subject. I'm Done.
This is my last blog on this subject, because frankly, I'm really sick and tired of hearing about all the hard feelings and arguments. With this blog entry, I am officially removing myself from the conflict with Nasa and Firemyst. I'm sickened that it has been pushed this far. This is a fucking website, people. It's not meant to be taken seriously. I allowed myself to get wrapped up in the head games and threats that have been spewed against me and my friends on this website. It ends here. To be quite honest, those few people on this website that actually matter to me know the truth, and still like me in light of it. To me, that makes me the winner. There is no "owned"; there is no "I'm better"; there is no more arguing; there will be no more posting of continuing drama, from friend or foe. I will not apologize for anything I've said (except to Firemyst's son, who I have already apologized to). To those that were not involved in the core dispute, yet became involved by
Totally Fed Up.. Men!
Ok, so I never talk about my personal life on here.. at least not relationship wise. My baby's father and I have been seeing each other off and on for a little over 5yrs. I met him through his mother because she and I are friends and he was originally from CT, I met him when he came to visit her on one of his trips. I'm almost 32 and he's 26.. we met right before he turned 21. Anyway, the pregnancy wasn't planned but when I told him about it, he was excited.. he's like "you better eat right, don't do this, don't do that" and saying he wanted to be at all of the appts and u/s, etc.. We've never lived together but this summer, he moved 2 streets over from me. Over the last couple of months he's been a real jerk.. only time he even hugged me was when I told him my mother died in July. He's been very distant and we almost act like strangers. At one point he got very mad at me when I brought up the ultrasound and told me he didn't want anything to do with the baby now or later and that he d
Nsfw Folder Plz Read Dont Message Me!!!!
im shutting it down til i am under 1 million til next level no one rates anything else but my nsfw pics i never ask for ppl to buy me blast or any of tyhat shit just rate some of my SFW pics at this rate i will NEVER get to godfather level to the few who do actually rate my other things THANK YOU!!! [ and blame fubar 4 my bad mood.............. profiles look GAYASSSSSS now ]
{cc} Club
Well...someone started up the Man Haters Club yesterday, which was quickly followed by the Men Who Love the Man Haters Club...and since I like to steal ideas and not join in other people's clubs, I made my own club. {CC} Club... where our motto is: BOOOOBS!!!! How to join? Simple: ask me nicely, and show me your boobs. You don't have to do it here, you can do it in a private message. Then, in 6-8 weeks, you will receive your ID badge and...nothing. Well, besides the respect and admiration of boob lovers everywhere for your willingness to blatantly support boobs wherever they may droop.
Please Read
Hi Everyone, I am making a list and if you do any of the actions below you will be permanently blocked from my list: 1) Please do not leave comments of people having sex as a comment to my picture. 2) Do not think of me as a sex object nor ask me for more risque pictures without even knowing me if I wanted to share more with you they would be in my NSFW folder in the first place. 3) Do not get on my case that we hardly talk it is very hard for me to keep up with over 6000 friends so before you come up with ohh she doesnt want to talk to me please ask me first. 4) I do not have a cam and if I did no I do not want to have cam fun. So do not inquire about it. I also do not want to see you on cam getting off either sorry it does nothing for me. That is all I can think of for now... I do not mean to be a bitch I am just saying how I feel. Hugs & Kisses to my friends and fans!
Family Rules
> This comes after much thought and discussions with other family leaders, and we feel that it will in the long run benefit the family. If you do not already have a salute on file in your pictures, please get one ASAP. If you agree to abide by these rules and guidelines, please leave a short comment with your name. By leaving your name, you are agreeing to abide by these rules and guidelines that are set forth as of today. Much Love, RebelBreed
Coolist Lounge Owner On Fubar
This is a list of people coming up. It has been brought to managements attention that because the rules state 2 people a day that some people feel obligated to level people when more is added. This was not the intention so we are making a pending list of people we find and would like to be leveled. Members are more then welcome to rate these people even after the two on the main blog are leveled. Just remember to do it at happy hour this will double your points. ======================================================================================== DJ Reverend @ fubarneeds 29513 with 122 pics and 773 stash Bubba's Girl ~Don't Make Someone a Priority if all you are to them is an Option~@ fubarneeds 24360 with 167 pics and 8 stash...thanx Buck ========================================================================================
A Sure-fire Sign I Spend Too Much Time On Here
I realized this morning, I spend entirely too much time on here :|. But I don't think I can stop coming on LOL. The warning sign: having dreams about fellow FUBARIANS. I'm pretty sure that's a sign. I told someone I had a dream about them & they're probably seriously considering blocking me as a friend LMAO. I think I share too much LOL. I've had dreams about various MuMMers before (mainly orgy dreams 8-P), this one was weird cuz we were just hanging out, doing normal stuff LOL. I hope I'm not the only one who has dreamt like this :-S.
Miles Apart
Miles Apart I want to hold you in my arms, for a long time, just to make sure that you are real, I want to feel your warm breath on my neck, I want to feel your hair on my shoulder, I want to feel your soft cheek against mine, I want to feel your tears fall down my back, I want to feel you wrap your arms around me tightly, I want to feel your breasts pressed tightly against my chest, I want to hold you forever in my arms, But we're miles apart. :(
Everyone Click The Link At The Bottom Of This Blog
This is one of those good old e-mails that keep popping up. I just had to share it with you all again. Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsun
Being Cute *does* Work!
The checker at Best Buy totally just hooked me up with a free dvd. I couldn't decide what I wanted so I took 3 to the register. Cloverfield (got vetoed) 30 Days of Night and One Missed Call. Checker recommended 30 Days of Night. I told him I would take both. He rang me up for one, and sent me on my way. After he read the price to me out loud 3 times, looked at the receipt and checked to make sure I had both dvds. Bless him, he looks like he's maybe 16, FAR too young, but he made my day.
Amy's Date
Well, where to start. We went to the wing place but the wait was more than 30 minutes so we went down the road to a sports bar. We didn't get there till after 8. We ate then sat and talked till 11pm. He took my back to my car and we sat in his car and talked and had tickle fights until 1:30ish. THEN he finally kissed me. It was super! I swear I felt like I was in high school all over again. We kissed for just a little while, he felt my bewbies, LOL. Then he walked me over to my truck and he smacked my ass! haha. I told him he missed and he better do it again. He was such a sweetie. It was actually a HUGE turn-on for him not to be a horndog. I'm so used to guys being pigs, it was great to meet one that wasn't. I think I'm still smiling. When he kissed me he gave me a quick peck, being funny. And I looked at him and said, "That's all I get?" Then he busted out the making out kissing. It was SUPER. This was so funny. He copped a feel earlier when he was tickling me and I teased him abo
Los Angeles
I'm home....sort of.
So, I'll Be Blunt And Long Winded Mmk?
Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tell you a tale.... So here's the deal. I never cried wolf sorta speak. I truly am unhappy here these days. Maybe its the fact i put too much into this place and don't get back what i used too? Maybe i'm just bored with the whole system? I won't deny i'm a bit Bi-polar when it comes to this site. (No disrespect to the people who have it) I've had a rough week on here, and Saturday came to a crashing halt. I actually did go to Fubar support and ask them to delete my page. They told me how to do it. When your Godfather it isnt as easy as you think. And if it got deleted today, i truly wouldn't be too upset. I have a big few months coming up, and don't want to be wondering what i'm missing on Fubar. Some of you are unhappy with me. Some think i fake leaving to get attension. Believe what you want. That's not me. If i want to be noticed, i'll mumm or make some outragious picture to leave as a comment. Yes, when i hit a wall, i take
Are You Kidding
i hate people sometimes
9 Spots Left!
Get em while they're hot! Once my friends list hits 100, that's it. :P
I don't even know where to begin on this one. I'll just put my shit out there. I'm on a free dating website that a friend of mine told me about. This guy sent me a message and he seemed ok. The only think that kinda irked me was he put in the subject line "Big lady". I know I'm overweight, but please don't address me as big lady if you're trying to win me over. Well I told him I didn't appreciate that, but we chatted some anyway. I was stupid and gave him my yahoo ID. So he IMs me earlier today when I was talking to loan people and my parents trying to get my student loan figured out. I told him I was busy, but I could chat here and there. He still got all pissy when I didn't respond within seconds of his IM. I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT. I'm sorry, but when I'm on the computer I'm always multitasking. I'm reading news stories, I'm on fubar, I'm chatting with a few friends, I'm filling out paperwork for school, etc. I don't waste time, ever. Well tonight he finally pissed me off and
I'm so broke my bologna has no first name! So now I have to hook! What can I do for you and what will you pay!
Uh Huh
I have 4.4 million in fubucks...not quite enough to make it to the spotlight... I have just over 1 million points to go to get Godmother.... I am stressed in real life, and this would put a smile on my what are you going to do to make me smile???
Only Time Will Tell.................
I'm okay. His anger is not. Sometimes he can be sweet. Most times he can't be. My heart mislead me into believing I was ready and he was ready. Right now we're just friends. I'm trying to keep it at that. I have intimacy issues. He has anger issues. He said he was sorry after we were play fighting and he pushed me into the ground. He didn't mean to hurt me. I know he didn't mean to hurt me. We play fight all the time. He's not as patient as I need for him to be, but... he's better to me than my mother..... than my sister.... than my father are to me. I'm not saying it's okay. It's not okay. For now I'm in a relationship with myself and he's in a relationship with himself. We're just friends right now. It might end up staying at just that and only that. Only time will tell. He needs counselling and I need to feel safe around him. Until then, we're just friends.
LOL... Goes to show how long it's been since I was naughty with random guys... I had no clue what he meant at first... CrazyBunny: add me ->CrazyBunny: lol yeah but only real friends get that CrazyBunny: Do you have yahoo messenger ->CrazyBunny: play? CrazyBunny: Hey wanna play
Hubby and I were driving today, and saw a massive accident: someone on a crotch rocket ate shit in our lane, so we got a glimpse of the wreck. I'm sure that the pavement will have to be paved over the stains.
Playing For Keeps
So Mur Lafferty's awesometastic novel Playing for Keeps officially got released today. Everyone should go go buy it right now, or else God will hate you and kittens will die. For those who'd like to know more, Playing for Keeps is a really fun twist on superhero stories. The superheroes of Seventh City are, well, jerks, and the villains aren't much better. Add to the mix a whole bunch of people who all have their own cool (but kinda useless for fighting crime) superpowers, like the ability to summon an elevator at will or change the color of paint on the walls, and you get a really interesting and fun story. Anyway, I highly recommend the novel, and Mur Lafferty is also a certified geek goddess. Go buy it! Buy it now! All the cool kids are doing it! Buy one for a friend!
Is 6 hours of sleep enough for a 8 hour working day? I'm starting to think no. I only worked two weeks and feel like I could just conk out for the next two. Just don't like going to bed early, as stupid as that sounds.
Bishing Is What I Do Best!!!!!!!!
This Bish is on sale!! All you have to do is click on the pic, rate my pic {most rates wins a bonus!}, and BID on this BiSH!!! You know you wanna own a BiSh! BiShing is what I do best!! This bully brought to you by: ~Ð!AnA~ ( NO FAN=NO ADD) OWNED BY LARRYB@ fubar
Obscure Book Meme
So I found this floating around teh intarwebs, and, being a book junkie (I can't say "bibliophile" because there's already one of those, and she's way cuter than me) I couldn't resist. So here it is! What ten books do you own that you think no one else on your friends list does? Well, unless some of you are sci-fi junkies, there are probably quite a few. But here's some of the more obscure ones. 1. The Essential Ellison: A 50 Year Retrospective by Harlan Ellison. Not exactly a "best of," though it does include many of his best print works, it's more of an overview of the careeer of one of the most prolific--and polarizing--living writers. Some absolutely stunning material in this hefty tome, stuff to make you laugh, stuff to make you cry, stuff to make you shiver in the dark. A must have! 2. The Bahir, edited by Aryeh Kaplan. One of the oldest Kabbalistic texts, thought to trace back to the first century. A fascinating look into an amazing mystical system. The edition I
My finger is broken from rating all day. i mean ALL DAY.. LOL Aren't you all sick of this Auto 11's yet? Ohhh PS, I could level today. Hint hint...
Last Goodbye
I give back to you your heart, with sadness from within. In the years to come, I know your pain will dim. You may think I am walking away, but with love in my heart, I know your happiness can't begin unless we part. Please don't judge me for what I know I must do. It is out of great love I must say goodbye to you. Our memories I shall cherish an to them always remain true.
Auto 11's
These things are gonna make me a lil crazy! As all of my friends/family seem to be getting them I will try to drop 50 to 100 rates on you if you have one. Hope that works for ya....
Yay! I found an excellent site on Russian cooking. tomorrow I'm gonna make this stuff kinda excited about it, we'll see
Who' peekin back into the mums hey calling peps names without a care who's spreading love like a rainbow everyone knows its Prinny Who's trippin round the mums of fu city smilin at every dummy she sees who's crackin up at this very moment everyone knows its Prinny And Prinny has the evil eye that flash when told a lie and Prinny wont let BS fly she laughs out loud laughs out loud Whos trippin out in the mumms without pity smiling at every dumb one she sees who spots the clowns in a moment everyone knows its Prinny LA LA LA LA LA LA LA everyone knows its Prinny And Prinny has the evil eye in a flash she'll make you cry with Prinny BS dont fly she laughs out loud laughs out loud Who' peekin back into the mums hey calling peps names without a care who's spreading love like a rainbow everyone knows its Prinny everyone knows its Prinny
Blah Blahhhhhghity Blah Blah Blah
I'm bored. I'm annoyed today too. I don't know why. I don't know why I'm writing this.. but BLAHGITY BLAHG BLAGHHHHHHHH. tee hee he hee and what not. I'm in a weird mood an on no sleep practically don't mind me. BTW I love you all but quit buying me.. don't make this site the new official myspace. K thanks.
Arch Enemy
I am one of the crazy people that took advantage of the great deals today. In my quest for a $49 portable DVD player and some other things, I met a woman who I truly believe is my arch enemy. So I'm at Target looking around and stroll down the gift wrap and Christmas card aisle. I see a really nice roll of gift wrap and pick it up, as I go to place it in my cart, a woman behind me snatches.. yes SNATCHES it out of my hand! I spun around and said "Hey Lady, what the hell do you think you're doing!" and she replies " I saw it first, I was just going to come back for it." I giggled and first and said "well I'm sorry, but I have it now, you should have taken it before" which then she proceeds to pick up another roll of gift wrap and HITS me with it!!! Now normally on a bad day, I would have laid the bitch out, but I was in a good mood, and just laughed and said "okay, if you want it that bad, it's all yours" and walked away. I thought it was over.. it wasn't. After I paid for m
They Closed The City Basically!
We have literally gotten over 2 feet of snow since yesterday... its still coming down! Outside the backdoor the bottom of the deck My Car is BURIED The sidewalk to the front door My car in the street BRRRR No caption needed My car from the front porch Outside the backdoor Updated: Dec 18, 2008 10:18 AM SPOKANE, Wash. - Snow continues to fall over much of the Inland Northwest, we have had many school and business closures. The City of Spokane has declared a "Condition Red" snow emergency, which means City crews will be plowing snow 24 hours a day until they can complete a full city plot.
10 Things You Should Never Say To A Tall Woman
Statistically, Americans may be getting shorter, but like all evolution, that takes time, and not everyone has shrunk. Take, for example, that tall girl you've got your eye on across the bar. You'd like to impress her, right? Two key pieces of advice: A) Be yourself (as your Mom told you about 10 years ago) and B) don't make a big thing of her height. In the interest of aiding your love life, writer Laura Gilbert asked a WNBA team's worth of willowy women what clichéd lines turn them off most. Heed their warnings and you might just get to check "chick over six feet tall" off your "to do before I die " list. 10. "You must be a model!" (This line shows that you're not trying very hard, even if you clarify up front that you're only asking because she's really rilly pretty.) 9. "You can't be 5' 10". I'm 5'10"!" (It's one thing to lie about your height while you're sitting down or on an Internet profile. When you say this to someone who has to lean down to hear it, you're busted.)
Plz Pray For My Baby To Be Ok!
Well everything with my pregnancy has been going ok besides that i have been having contractions constantly. I went into preterm labor at 31 weeks and 4 days and i was in the hospital for 3 days before they finally got it stopped and then after that i broke my foot falling down the stairs at my house but the pregnancy has been ok. well yesterday and lastnight i was feeling bad hard contractions but the baby wasnt moving and usually she is very very active so i got worried and decided to go to the hospital. When i got there the nurse came in and hooked me up to the monitor and shes like well shes got a good heart rate and im like ummm do you not hear that? and shes like hmmmm yeah that does sound a bit strange but shes got a good rate so you should be ok. I kept insisting it sounded weird so she got her charge nurse to come in and listen. The charge nurse was like well im not even gonna lie to you... your baby has an irregular heartbeat. It could mean a number of things. So then the fi
Oh, Yeah, Baby, Bring It
->frozenn: I like those mini ones, in a can frozenn: yea , do u like it? ->frozenn: thats it? frozenn: wat about a 7" sausage? ->frozenn: I hate bbq frozenn: so can i taste some of yours bb? frozenn: u wont say that while ur knees shakin from pleasure ->frozenn: thats disgusting frozenn: can i have some of yours? frozenn: i like to barbequed pussies ;) ->frozenn: you like barbequed babies?? frozenn: ;p frozenn: bb = baby ->frozenn: bbq? ->frozenn: bb? frozenn: mmm u look good enough to eat bb
Mom's are only good for bitching at you. The end. /slit wrist. and is anyone else having issues commenting?
Sarges Bad Girls Let's Get A Valentines Date.
Sarge's Bad Girls...Do You Want A Valentines Date? Let's Find You One ..Everyone Will Send Me A Pic & We Will Let Guys Give Their Best Date Idea... You Will Choose What You Think Is The Best Idea..The Winner Will Get A Min Of 100 Pic Rates From You. Remember This Is Not An Auction Or A Contest.. The Guys Will Give Their Best Date Idea And Then You Choose Which Is Really The Best/ Your Favorite Idea.. Anything Else Between You And Them Is Just That..Between The Two Of You..
My parents have been divorced for almost 15 years now. While my dad is a major Kasanova, and always had ladies around him (he is on marriage #3 right now), my mom has never remarried, or had a bf. To describe her: a 52 year old scientist/computer programmer that looks like an out of shape Harry Potter. (yes, same glasses, hair, and dress style). I could never imagine her having a bf or going out on a date, but my best friend says that my mom would love that one day. I told her that some people are just perfectly content not having intimate life, or romance in their lives. I have asked my mom a coupla times, and she said that she doesn't need a man to tell her what to do, or sit on her back. Also, she says that all Russian men are either taken or are assholes, and she doesn't have the same mentality with American men, so those are out of the question I suppose. She is a member of a mycology club (mushroom club, for those who don't know), and a birdwatching club. Once
Glad List
I'll be adding to this as I think of things. 1. The first sip of a good cup of coffee. 2. Sitting in the park, listening to the trees. 3. Post it notes. 4. 3 am phone calls. 5. Putting together new furniture. 6. A loving cat. 7. Listening to thunderstorms. 8. Finding music I've never heard on my iPod. 9. Contented sighs. 10. That first second of laying down in bed. 11. Freshly ironed shirts. 12. The feel of goosebumps on someone's skin. 13. New shoes. 14. Stacking things by size. 15. The way dry erase markers smell. 16. Ticking clocks amidst silence. 17. When things line up symmetrically. 18. Warm socks out of the dryer. 19. Rearranging furniture. 20. Getting sarcastic eye rolls. 21. Legos. 22. Blankets, fields, and stars. 23. New socks. 24. Inside jokes. 25. Bubble wrap. 26. Random text messages. 27. Books that can't be put down. 28. Sour apple slushes. 29. Drum sets. 30. Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes. 31. Red Swingline staplers. 32. A good pen. 33.
Valentines Day
I sent Valentine love to friends this morning by text before I even got out of bed. I had not one but two people tell me to Fuck off. Now don't get me wrong Valentines is not the best holiday in the world. And I'm not a fan of it much either but to be told to Fuck off by two people who not only have a someone to spend Valentine with but are smug about hating the holiday not only hurt. It pissed me off. Seriously I would never ever delibrately hurt someone because I needed to make a point over a stupid fucking holiday. I swear people now a days piss me the fuck off with their need to feel like they have to stand on their own personal soapbox to preach to you. One told me that it was any other day and I should show love any other day. Which is hilarious because I thought I did that with all my friends and the other is just a bitter son of a bitch. I hope everyone has a happy day period whether you have someone to bring flowers, or candy too or not. I will probably never head Valentines l
Good Day!
I had a great sunday! I went to amtgard for the first time in like 4 years. I had a blast. It wasn't just my park. I went to a kingdom event for my first trip out. I saw people that live in north texas that i have not seen in forever. It feels great to be standing there and have people run over and be like "OMG YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and grab you and hug you (or in one case scream booby rub and rub her boobies on you.. long story short.. she owns me.. I am her slave.. she likes booby rubs ) I have a sunburn on my neck face and shoulders where my dress didn't cover... it was so fun... I need to post the pictures i took.. once i find where hubby put the camera LOL (ps.. amtgard is a live action role play group where we run around and beat each other with foam bats and throw "spell balls" at each other... yes.. i am a geek) video below is actually the park i go to...
Another Blame The Fat Sonny Friday !
Once again it’s Friday folks and like every other day of the week the day always Has a theme Wednesdays are always hump day & on this site it seems Tuesdays are tied up well Friday is blame fat sonny Friday that’s right blame me for everything wrong on here like everyone else does This is a fun game for me I love seeing what everyone comes up with to blame me for the stuff the morons blame me for is def funny they act like I have my finger on the buttons of the fu & of course all the fat sonny haters will open this cause well no lives & nosy seems to fit them I’m going to name some of them here now make sure you check and don’t blame me for what’s already here k lol 1)You caught your fu wife or hubby cheating on you ~Blame Fat Sonny 2)Admin reset you omg really try not cheating ~Blame Fat Sonny 3)Your pic got flagged lol that’s the best one ~Blame Fat Sonny 4)Some asshat ripped your pic’s and right clicked all your nudes~Blame Fat Sonny 5)Oh here’s an oldi
Ok, my blogs aren't showing on my home page. I have checked the settings like a billion times. I even went into the support lounge *shudders* and they couldn't help me. Does anyone know what's going on? They used to show up. They just disappeared! My mumms and other stuff are still there though.. Fix it now please kthnx
Some 3some Thing
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new blog, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Mom 2. April 3. Asshole Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. TSR 2. Waitress 3. Flag person on construction site Three Places I have lived 1. Regina, SK 2. Lindsay, ON 3. Brantford, ON (we can only list three? Ive lived in about 8 different places...) Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Dirty Jobs (mmm Mike Rowe...) 2. Mythbusters (Adam is such a cute nerd!) 3. CSI...although it kinda sucks now that Grissom is gone Three places I have been 1. Crazy 2. Hell 3. Do the two above count? Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My Aunt 2. My other Aunt 3. Facebook LoL Three of my favorite foods 1. Pasta 2. Veggies 3. BBQ anything YUM! Three things I would like to do 1. Go home for a
Cunfooshuss Say......
want to be a lady, act like one...... otherwise ur just a tramp. I think that cunfooshuss resides at disney. sb convo:
Taken From Crystal
1]How tall are you barefoot? ALMOST 5'2 {hush} 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope. 3] Do you own a gun? Nope. 4] Rehab? LOL! Never. 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Nope. 6] What do you think of your friends? I love them dearly. 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? Santa Baby 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee with a lil caramel vanilla creamer. 9] Do you do push-ups? I can. 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? Nope 11] Are you vegetarian? No 12] Do you like painkillers? I don't like them, but I have to take them sometimes. 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? If I tell you I will have to keel you. 14] Do you own a knife? Kitchen knives. lol 15] Do you have A.D.D. Nope. 16] Date Of Birth? 5/22/67 {I know, I'm old} 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: Sex A certain someone Getting this done. 18] Name the last 3 things you have bought? New
Insert Foot
So I ordered a bra and panty set from work via internet and had it sent to the store. I picked it up today during my shift and went to customer service to show my gay BFF. He asked me who I bought it for and I told him me. He asked if I bought it for my hubby and I said no, he doesn't give a shit about that stuff. Then he asked why I bought it. I told him because it makes my boobies look good. I turned around to leave & 2 guys were standing behind me, waiting their turn to return something. They were laughing hysterically and needless to say, I was mortified, turned beet red and ran off. They ended up purposely walking by me later to laugh at me. All my co-workers thought it was the funniest thing ever and my BFF pulled out the bra and g-string to show one of my male co-workers. Sooooo funny. I thought I'd share my funny/embarrassing story. Does anyone else have any?
F*cking House
Fvcking god damn House. ._.; Can't believe what they did! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
It seems like we are removing a lot of members from the family. And yes we are. Members that have been removed were not active in love week or helping bomb.  Even though our family is getting smaller a small active group can be MIGHTER than a large inactive group. A special THANKS to all of you that have remained faithful by being active. HUGGS to you all. As of today founder and co-founder have decided this is no longer a family. We don't act like a family and no1 is rating club or members and if we delete more inactive members there would only b like 5 or 6 people. No1 is payin attention 2 leader status's and now we have hosts bein sent harsh messages. So from now on we've done away w/ the rules. We r still keeping page since high rank but no longer will anything b required.  No longer will any1 b comin on the page 2 do rates everyday. This was a very very hard decision 4 us but we believe it is 4 the best due 2 circumstances. TY 2 those that were very active and faithful 2 th
25 Mins
[ photo: 112375724 ] anyone wanna get a bid in? Also...this one website I'm on sent a "flirt" to every man in now they are all over my page....I'm getting 150 hits every 3 mins....GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! And since when can guys be bitches? WTF is up with the spotlights lately? I NEED A VIP ASK WHAT U GET :) HE HE  ♥§éxýEvilCãrêßê... i wish i could be ^^^^that big of a slut too....
Those Who Dance Are Considered Insane *dances*
Hello everyone! =D What a wonderful day yesterday was!!! *danced twice in the rain* Once in my backyard...nakkie style :s and then at the Lion Soilders show...omg I (h) Reggae. I feel like a new woman, I swear... It's amazing how much dancing and good music will cleanse the soul. I didn't take many pics last night, sorry peace :( *was too busy enjoying herself* I need to get up to my cabin soon!!!! anyone wanna  come? =D hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend!!! ♥ most of you! PoStaL
Happy Hour
Hi ya'll Please visit my R/L best friend, StarShine, tonight, Tuesday 6-9-09 at 8PM Fu-Time, for her very 1st Happy Hour!!! (she is #1 on my friends list) PS: since most mah friends are point whores, she will also have Auto's On!! hahaha ~♥™StarShine™♥~BTYG~Owned By Texas_Guy~@ fubar Thanks!!!! Have a great day! peace baby
Jackson Fawcett Masturbatory Death Day
Am bored sitting here naked, I have but two choices, or do I masturbate to photos of Farrah Fawcett when she was in her prime, do I masturbate to Michael Jackson’s beat it song, hm or do I masturbate on a photo of Farrah Fawcett while MJ’s beat it song plays in the background.This is a real thing, I have no idea what to do.Hm is it die day?MJ dies today, Fawcett dies today, two of my real life friends were shot dead like 2 am, wtf if its die day how the fuck did I miss my invitation, WHAT! Im not cool enough to die, what the fuck…..… goes to listen to my emo music, while staring at my razor blades or rope… then realizes suicide is the easy way out and just goes on a killing spree… killing spree While MJ Smooth criminal is my theme song with Fawcett charlies angels theme song plays faintly in the background While i personally can not think of a better way to die then while having sex and shooting my load out, i think a second option would be mast
My 4th Was Better Than Yours.
My 4th was better than yours because I spent it with mummer chicks. I went over to GBT's and hung out with her and Broken Angel.   GBT and her man made staeaks and omg delicous cheesy potatoes. i totally helped by turning on the dining room lights. I drank an entire bottle of cheap wine and I think everyone else had some strange cool aid rum brandy drink. Mummer's revenge I think it was. After dinner we went down to the pool and scared the shit out of the locals. BA has some kick ass pics she is going to load up later. We played keep awya and dodge the mosquitoes which i totally lost. I left a little early beacuse i missed you all so very much. and also because of all the blood loss to the mosquitoes.
Emo Blog
Hello,   THis is an emo blog. Mainly cause i have been rwading them and got all envious because i too wanted an emo blog.   that  is all   good bye
How in the world do people get so many "token" on the penny slots? I can't even win 300 at once. My eyes are burning and I want ice cream.
Random Questions Posed To Me...
Am bored so figured I would do a random blog about me, yea im arrogant like that. Hm random thinks I am either doing right now or am doing now in my life…  As well as things friend have asked of me…Watching:Saw IVListening:My I-Tunes is playing random musicInterested In:WritingPhotographyCinematographyFlaws:Overanalyzing: I tend to over  analyze a lot, especially the written and spoken words of people, and look for every thing that possibly could mean, and even judging by the way they wording things may read into some things they probably didn’t mean but the way they worded Perfectionist: Yea I tend to need things to be a certain way, I blame it on my OCD [obsessive compulsive disorder] in which things have to be in a certain way or my mind tends to wander very easily. The same with my creative nature when writing if I do not thing it is good enough I will not show any one, and when taking photos I do like to have the creative control and final say. Favorite Drink:
I am in a mood today....very apathetic...kind of annoyed with everything...I need to snap my happy ass out of it...but, bleh...I can't care enough to.
A Few Additional Mumm Rules
It has come to my attention that a few people don't quite get the concept of MuMM's and what they entail. So I took it upon myself to add a few rules to those already carved in the stone tablets of the Fubar Bible.   1. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT delete comments no matter how butt hurt they make you. We take that as a personal affront. The only time it IS OK is if the comment is in complete bad taste, or pornographic in nature (in non-NSFW mumms)   2. Do not block people immediately after replying with what you consider a scathing comment. At least give them a chance to reply to your retarded 5th grade "you're gay" or "your mama" bullshit before blocking them.   3. Do not block people, period.   4. Do not post video mumms and then get all butthurt when a regular mummer gives you an ocean liner full of shit over it. Videos are for your blogs or your stash, let's try and keep them there.   5. Do not get all pissy if your mumm becomes a meeting place for all the regulars to hold c
About Fu
Well I ran my 11's and I leveled. Yay me. And a serious thank you to everyone who helped. And a thank you to all of you who wanted to delete me because of my point whoring ways, but didn't. You know I don't think it's so much the leveling because that will take me forever anyway, I think it's the game aspect as a whole that I like. I am not really a competitive person when it comes to other people but I can be pretty competitive with myself. Which is hard enough as it is. I know a lot of people are annoyed with the changes on FU. I think a lot of those people would complain about anything if someone is willing to listen and I think this site is just something else to complain about. Then again, maybe I'm just weird. I like people watching. I like it a lot and this site fulfills that hobby better than the fucking mall. I don't know what I would do without stupid mumms. Or out of control mummers. Or creative bloggers. Or horny yet no-game-having raters. Or old women in their underwe
Feelin' Froggie, Just Jump!!!! Auction
FEELIN' FROGGIE,JUST JUMP!!!!100k to enter min. bid 500kopens sept 5th 5:00 pm fu timecloses sept 15th 5:00 pm fu timelast chance to enter sept 5th at 4:00 pmRules are simple:You must Rate, Fan and Add me,If we aren’t already friendsRe-rate, if we are You must rate this blog and leave a commentThat you would like to enterSend me a Private Messagein the message include:The link to the photo you would like to useA list of what you are offeringIf I don’t receive a Private MessageYou will NOT be entered! No DRAMA!I will not think twice about deleting or blocking anyone that causes it!You are responsible for getting people bid on you!All bids will be converted to fubucks Cash bids outweigh fubucks only bids,but must equal or be higher in value then the fubucks bidsYou have the right to acceptOr reject any bid andto close Your auction at any time! I am not responsible for payment of bids or completion of offers!
Douchebag O'the Day
>palmer.2008: baby? ya still wanna play? ->palmer.2008: if you are I will give you my yahoo id ->palmer.2008: I can grab my tits and still rub one off while you ya up for it? ->palmer.2008: I mean are you cool with that? That I still have my penis? ->palmer.2008: we gotta talk first a bit silly lol palmer.2008: whats ur yahoo baby ->palmer.2008: But I havent had the other surgery ->palmer.2008: well that depends...I have great tits palmer.2008: u want to baby palmer.2008: yeah i do ->palmer.2008: you know what I look llike> My default isnt me palmer.2008: o u fuckin urself baby
Is It Just Me...?
Nympho - The 4pm Pst Happy Hour Saturday 10/24/2009 Is Well... A Fake. more for the road…today this fake has a Happy Hour ( I’m sure it didn’t pay for it) check it out… ИҹмРĦǾ[Fu-married to Dj Scorpion]@ fubar I’ll keep this simple so that I don’t bore anyone, I’m a little winded. Lol. It’s page and pics, wow what a hot nurse, don’t you wish it was running your healthcare?
Flu Precautions They Don't Tell You!
Subject: Dr. Oz - Swine Flu - Good Advice/H1N1 Preventive Methods          The following advice, given by Dr. Oz, makes a lot of sense and is important for all to know:        The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible to avoid coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is.         While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps, not fully highlighted in most official communications, can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):          1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).          2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat or bathe.)      
Fubar Emoticons
well I was looking at the emoticons and thought, theres no "bored" on there... so I wonder.....   we should have one that is a blue face, with a straight line for a mouth strumming its fingers or something...   ior i could just stfu?   as you were
Stolen From Alix (and Everyone Else)
perfect breakfast: I'm gonna go with the classic. an omelet, with lots of cheese,  orange juice, thick slightly burned bacon, and crispy hashbrowns.   perfect date: Dinner and drinks, followed by a show (preferably a good one), more drinks, a walk on the pier, followed by rough sex that happens without planning. perfect kiss: nice and hard on the lips, followed by a bite on the neck   perfect argument: something about rediculous pop culture.  I'll pretend to be right even when I realize I'm wrong. perfect man/woman: Smart is number one. I like women I think are smarter than me.  beautiful, funny (Witty is really whats important), someone I can argue about stupid things with, and then make up.  Someone who is as spontanious as I am. The best times arent planned   perfect shoe: I have two. beach mocosins (spelling?), I wear them everywhere, and buy a new pair every couple of months. they wear out quick. and adidas sambas. they take like six months to wear in, but once you do, the
Internet Dating For The Fearless
If you drive about a mile or so from my yard, you'll pass the pleasant stench of a dairy farm. It's devastatingly rural in these here parts which makes it insanely hard to meet anyone. In fact, I'm having a sign made for me to wear when I venture into town for supplies. It's going to read:   I DO NOT HAVE LEPEROSY. THESE ARE ONLY TATTOOS. I AM NOT INFECTIOUS AND THESE WILL NOT RUB OFF ON YOU. YES, THEY HURT.   (my tits are big enough that wearing such a long statement is, in fact, conceivable)   However, considering the small percentage of people who are actually literate around here, I don't really know how much good it's actually going to do me. What I'm left with then is the wonderful world of internet dating. Men (and sometimes women) who would never dare talk to me in a public place will say any and every thing imaginable when able to hide behind a computer screen. All women who spend any time on the internet know this. It's not news. However, I do manage to find a diamond
I Neeeeeeddddd Youuuuuu!!!!!!!!
this is going to be just like those blogs with caption creation contests. okay, well there's no picture thus there is no caption to create so it's realy not like that at all. hm. oh well. look, i'm making a blog. on blogspot. i'm putting some of my stuff here up. i'm going to write more stuff. i need a writing outlet. i'll have music on there to dl and i'm asking several people to participate with me. people who aren't control freaks, that is...   i need a name, though. i'm stuck withot a name. i thought about once upon a time in climax but with other people posting too, that just won't make sens and my friend josh said it's gay. the gayest. he's a smart guy and apparently he knows what's gay and what's not.   help me please.   now .   thank you.   if i use your idea, i'll barter with you. like i'll give you something reasonable. yay a reward!!!!
Wth Does This Mean? Dumb Computer
What does this mean?   The procedure entry point PowerReadACValue could not be located in the dynamic link library POWRPROF.dll.   It pops up everytime I restart the computer, and every here and there when I'm on the internet!   Doesn't give me any options...only an ok button, and I have to click that 5 or 6 times before it'll go away!     GRR annoying
Operation "slv"
If you are reading this then you must have seen my ticker, or you are on my friends list. Congratulations! You're in! You are under NO obligation to participate. You don't GET anything for participating except my GRATITUDE and FRIENDSHIP, and maybe a salute if you're GOOD! (SFW of course, so don't even ask) My mission is simple ... level up ASAP! I am a former bouncer that left the site and is now in the process of returning. In order to return to bouncer status my level needs to be higher. That's pretty simple. In order to get leveled quickly I am attempting to bid for the spotlight. "SLV" stands for "Spotlight Virgin" hehehe, cute I know. I am nearly there, just need that extra little SHOVE over the edge. My wonderful friends and supporters have gotten me this far. My undying devotion to them is unimaginable. I seriously LOVE you guys and can't stop being so appreciative. If you want to help then you will become one of the few that I cherish and adore, if you don't that's compl

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