Fubar Blog Posts 4

Wtf Is Going On With Him...
So some people may remember me mentioning my friend Shannon in previous blogs.. if not i will do a quick rundown.. right after me and hubby split.. i became friends with this guy shannon. he was just splitting up with his girlfriend Kristi. since then we have gone out as friends many many times... pretty much at least once a week we hang out.. I had/have a crush on him.. he knows it.. but we discussed it and decided that it would be best to stay just friends... fine with me! issue is when he gets a bit drunk.. he starts getting touchy feely and a bit jealous of other guys... at one point he straight out told a guy that was hitting on me that if i was going home with anyone it was him.. i was like.. WWHHHAAATTT?? anyway.. last night we went out as usual. he was drinking, so was i.. I was texting my exboyfriend Beau. We became friends again just recently. Shannon (before he got too drunk) was asking me who i was texting.. so i told him. (remember.. JUST FRIENDS) also told him that

Dear Mummers And Point Hoars...
If you know me, you know I don't have a problem with either groups. If I see a MuMMer being a jackass, I'll say something. If I see a Point Hoar or RED-NAME being a dumbass, I'll say something. I really want to build a bridge, a bridge of communication between these two groups of Fubar. But every now and then, I get the Benedict Arnold kind of treatment... And since I already got THAT treatment ONCE this week with someone named LeBron, I'm kinda upset. For you RED-NAMES and higher-ups, please realize something... You NEED to have publicity for your MuMM to level. So, to the RED-NAME that blocked me AFTER I defended you and AFTER I shared your MuMM, THANKS for proving the stereotype about your kind RIGHT. There are quite a few MuMMers that try to give ya'll a benefit of a doubt, but you just turned the page back. Personally, I WON'T hold other RED-NAMES and such responsible for your actions but no telling WHAT others will do... So, in closing,

Ahhhhhh Hahahahhahaha Idiot
To GEM GIRL P...: Hi..you can please leave my page.I have no tolerance forliars and thieves..and many have called you both. So scoot along..and have a nice night GEM GIRL P...: I wouldnt bother dont worry about it, youre blocked Hilarious..she checked me out and rated me..no less than 12 people have told me she is a ripoff artist..fucks people over for bling and shit..and yeah she blocked me *sigh*

The Not-so-fake-fake & The Number 1,061....
Hey everyone and welcome to yet another fun filled action packed blog about the exciting things that happen around here. Ahh yes. But first, about that number 1,061.... See I'm good with dates and after some research last night very, very late, I found the date that there was a last male red Top 10 lifetime member, which was 1,061 days ago, guess who? lol. But congrats to Fu Daddy on finally making it there. Needless to say it's a rare accomplishment indeed... Now on to what ya'll probably came here for in the first place. It's been well versed in these blogs about the fake and stuff that goes on around here. It's a whole entity of issues all in and of itself there, but what happens when the person isn't "fake" persay, but actually real, but well, really isn't. Maybe? Such is the case here... See this pretty 19 yr old girl's salute?... It's not fake! It might actually be the real chick. But see there's a catch here. Well, other than the creepy fact it looks lik

Rant.
*Start of Rant* Went and got my new shoe fitted today .... fucking lovely it is, here have a look ..... After I had that thing fitted and having to put up with all the people staring on the bus ... I can just imagine all the old biddies whispering to each other ....' poor soul, bless her she has a club foot'. Club foot my arse, you'll have a club head in the minute if you don't stop whispering about me. Paranoia setting in??? ... Fuck yes, it would happen to you if you had to lug that damn thing around with you. And Jesus H Christ it makes you feet sweat. Then I went to the dentist to have the rest of my root canal filling done, the anaesthetic is now wearing off and it bloody well hurts. Then, about 30 mins ago (as if my day wasn't fucked up enough) I received a call from the hospital ... Caller: Hello Miss Fraser, i'm calling about your appointment for a CT scan, how does the 30th August sound? Me: *stunned* .. did you say the 30th August? Caller: Yes! M

Get Off My Lawn!
I really can't keep my eyes open today. Something that should have taken me 5 minutes took a half hour. I would keep coming out of some semi-asleep state with my finger jammed down on some random key, which now filled the entire screen. I daydream a lot, my mind runs in all kinds of weird directions, but I can usually focus when I have to. I should write some of those wandering down too. I think I'm just getting old. I pee more. I masturbate less. I have to remind myself to masturbate most days or I forget. What the fuck is up with that? The hair is getting thinner, some grey popping in on occasion. I fall asleep when I'm reading at night more quickly than I used to. I remember in high school staying up 2 days straight sometimes just reading a book because I HAD to get to the end. Now too often I see the end coming and it's terribly predictable and I want to stop before I disappoint myself. I'm not even going to get into sex. I could be a fucking monk lately. I need to

Fire! Fire! Fire!
So why is this mongoloid that's burning a bunch of Koran's on the news? This is not news. This is some mongoloid acting out in an ignorant fashion, and nobody would even notice except that it is on the news. This is not news. This is what responsible journalists ignore because the only reason to give it attention is to create controversy and ratings. Not real controversy, not real outrage...it can't be real if the only reason it exists is because you've chosen to shine a light on it. This would not have been a blip on anyone's radar if it weren't for the media's need to create news by taking something that isn't news, shining a light on it, blowing it out of proportion and therefore creating real news via the fallout from their fake news. Now we have more mongoloids trying to stop this mongoloid from doing something that is perfectly legal to do. Kinda similar to the "outrage" to the "mosque" being built in the "vicinity" of ground zero...which also IS NOT NEWS and is completel

Make A Difference........
Like me, most of you don’t really know the people we add to our friends list. Unless we take the time to really get to know someone. But on a site like this, it proves to be hard. We all see little things that upset us, and we sit back and wonder…..is this how that person is in real life? I have seen status’s that make me cringe, and a few that have about made me throw up in my mouth, and some that can be touching. But on a site like this lately it seems to be more about the “like button”. Personally, I don’t care what color your name is. This isn’t high school anymore. Because if it were, let me tell you some people would have more self respect and be respectful of others. And that seems to get lost on here in the greed of being Green, or number 1, or what level you can reach. So on that note, I would like to make a point, and maybe see if I can make you guys sit back and think, and see if I can just get one person to not be so self

The Mid October Madness Blog...
Ok ok ok...I know it's been awhile. Shoot me ok?.... Well kids welcome to this mid-October (shudders) installment of insanity. Gawd it really feels like forever since I've written anything huh?.. there's just a -lot- going on and it just feels sometimes like things "change" so quickly here that by the time it's actually looked into an postable it's actually old news!! I mean for months everyone was yiping about Gem Girl and now it's like it feels like forever ago. People usually get what they deserve if they keep doing the same shitty things and treating people like shit over and over again. It's the fast track way to get yourself in a world of trouble on here fast. It brings you drama you don't really need. Do you really need to leave that picture comment or that status comment? -THINK- before you act people and you'll pr

Fu Turkeys +
Hi kids. Before we start just want to wish everyone a very happy and safe Thanksgiving week, I'm sure everyone (well, most everyone) is excited about the coming holiday. And all of the nomz and all of that good stuff. You all know about that so I'm not gonna spare you the details here...just stuff it huh?... So as the yearly theme goes here we have some good ol Fu Turkeys for ya this year, always amusing these are. People that do stupid things sometimes need a good reality check, especially around the holidays...so...with that in mind I bring you the following..... Now check this out ok, this one...with no salute of course..

Lies, Rumors, And "friends"
"True friends stab you in the front" ~Oscar Wilde I am opening this blog with that quote, which is one of my favorites for a reason. Those we call friends can sometimes disappoint more than those we once considered enemies. The ones that we didn't get along with for one reason or another suddenly become closer than those who always appeared to be nice, sweet friends who "like to help others." I am blessed to call some women on here friends now that were once on the opposite side of that line. They were never quiet about their feelings about me, nor was I about them. The catalyst always came down to a guy (go figure). It was always out in the open though. Never was a word said that the other wasn't aware of. That is the reason that these women are so much respected by me. It's the ones who smile in your face as they stab you in the back that bother me. Fubar is like a small town, and everyone knows everyone else's business, or at least pretends to know, and states is as fact with

I Have A Small Problem
I think I have an addiction.. I got scrubs for christmas... 6 printed tops and 3 solid pants.. Just tonight I bought myself a solid top, a printed top, and 4 pair of solid pants :/ someone STOP me lol

Friends
This blog is not a shit starting blog, this is an informative blog. I know not everyone likes everyone-I'm not by liked by a lot and that's fine. I definitely don't like everyone. I don't expect everyone on my friends list to get along. What I do expect from the people on my list is to be respectful to me and my page. If I post a status/pic/blog etc. about someone you don't like-you don't need to comment. I really don't care if you don't like them-I like them for a reason. You can check my top friends/family to see who I am friends with, so it's not that hard to figure out I like them. I don't need snide remarks made about people so you can feel like a big shot or whatever it is you're trying to prove. I try to be respectful to your page and I would appreciate it if you showed me the same courtesy. Remember: someone on my list might not like YOU and I would tell them the same thing.

Letting Things Out
I am a passionate person. I am emotional. I am impulsive. Act first, think later. It gets me in trouble a lot. I am not proud of how I acted regarding a certain incident that has surfaced and blown up the past few days. Torches have been lit and pitchforks have been grabbed and I haven't liked being a party to it. I don't like logging in now and seeing the crap I see being spewed all over. I don't come here for that. Had I known this would be the result, I would have sat in my corner. I am not condemning nor condoning anyone; this blog is for me. To get out how I feel, so I don't feel so disgusted with myself. On another subject matter: I am sick of biting my tongue. I am sick of sweeping things under the rug because I don't want to hurt friends feelings or step on any toes. So...I'm not going to anymore. If everyone deletes me because of it, that's okay. At least I know I was honest and true to my character.

My Daughter Savannah Hanging Out With Daddy...
My daughter Savannah, who is five loves to hang out with her daddy and play in my home office while I work. I thought I would snap a few photos and put them up here so you could see one of the many reasons I am always so happy.

Here Is All The Info About The Real Stewie.
I have over 3200 Friends now, yet no one has asked anything about me.. Here it is.. All you may want or not wanna know about me.. 1. Full name: Chris 2. Nicknames: StewieGriffin 3. Eye Colour: Green 4. Height: 5" 8 5. Hair: A Little in Selected Places 6. Siblings: 1 Sister I don't talk to much 7. Do u like to sing in the shower? Not So Much 8. Do u like to sing on the toilet? It's my favorite thing to do in the bathroom 9. Birthday: I have one. I think it's in my profile 10. Sign: Gemini 11. Address: UnDisclosed. 12. Sex: I have had it in the past 13. Righty or lefty: Its depends on what I am doing.. For the most part a righty 14. What do you want in a relationship most? Communication, Respect, Love 15. Have you ever cheated? Yes when I was young and stupid 16. Marital status: Hitched 17. Do you have a car? Yes.. A Kia, ugh... 18. What kinda car do you have/want? Acura.. 19. Movie: Gone In 60 Seconds 20. Song: To Many To List 21. Band/singer: Mariah Carrie.

Referral Issues
***I originally wrote this blog in 2007 about missed referrals. It is still relevant today. This also applies to mercenaries. We do not credit for missed referrals. If you signed someone up and did not get credit, it could be one of the following: 1. You cheated. 2. The person signing up's browser did not track your referral ID. (This could be associated to anti spyware, virus ware or security settings) We will not investigate, credit or debate missed referrals. Here are a few tips to making sure you do get credit. There are NO guarantees that this will work. 99.99% of the time missed referrals are due to user error or the person's computer OR something shady is going on. 1. Use the "Link to this profile" code on your homepage or in fuMafia2. Use the INVITE link on the upper left navigation panel.3 If you are linking banners on another site, please use this referral code. TIP: If your brothers uncle was signing on from your laptop or house or your sister's brother's cousin fr

The Attacks Never Cease...
Well, as many of you, my faithful readers know, I've been under a constant attack from the users "NASA FAN" and "Firemyst" lately. Even though I completely owned Nasa in my last blog entry, he still insists on pushing things forward... this time, with the help of "To Protect and Serve", who is a newbie with a vendetta. I owned him last night in this mumm: http://cherrytap.com/blog/76314/353818 Today, he posted another mum here: http://www.cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=55914 whining about his block. When I posted a link to the old mumm, he deleted most of his comments from the old mumm, but apparently didn't know about the "show all comments" link. Hit that, and you'll see the bulk of his transgressions. This twit has sided with Firemyst, who posted a mumm today (which has been since deleted) along with a new blog entry, which can be found here: http://cherrytap.com/blog/76314/353818 The thing I find funny about all of this, is that the "To Protect and Serve" moron was posting

New Photo Management And Sharing!
hey everyone, we've been hard at work trying to improve some of the older/jankier portions of fubar. this afternoon i'll be replacing the old photo management page with a new version which lets you update captions/flags/delete/etc for all of your photos at once, instead of doing them one at a time. included in this change will be the ability to share your albums with friends who aren't fubar.com members. they'll be able to browse your albums and photos without having to login or join the site (this only applies to your public albums/photos). you'll be able to find these changes on your photos page once i've turned it on. cheers! -mike

New Adds And Rating
Guys, I know you all wanna see the NSFW's... I get that, really, I do. But enough is enough. If I add you, and watch you rate ONLY NSFW's ... you will be removed from friends and blocked. I don't ask much for anything. I don't even ask you to talk to me and take me to dinner before you see me naked. I DO ask that you take a sec and look at me with clothes on and rate me. If i'm not worth that much to you, then you shouldn't want to see me naked. in that case, you can remove yourself from my friends and leave my albums alone altogether. And stop freakin asking me to unlock or get into my family pics, there's a vid that explains that in my damn stash. Much Love to those that pay attention Sin Edited to add: if you got a link to this and DON'T do this kinda shit, DON'T take it personally. EVERYONE got it. Out of 4000, did you want me to pull out the 50 somehow that do pay attention??? Also, as i've been sitting here, more guys did exactly what this says not to. so

Spankers Club Information & Requests
Alot of new members have been asking the Spankers what is expected of them. What do they have to do? How can they be of the most help? What are the rules? I soon realized we don't have a profile section or blog devoted to answering those questions. So I decided to make a list of helpful information. We do hope all of you will read this, do your best to respect it and help out as much as you can. If everyone contributes some time to our family, we will continue to be one of the best bombing groups on fubar! That's why we're all here, right? So please look over this list and do your very best to stick to them. Thank you. ~ INFO & REQUESTS ~ 1. The Owner & Founder- CottonBlossom Our Leaders are Starry Johnny Spanker Sec - SugarCookie Spanker Manager - MammaT They try to keep this family running smoothly and fair to all members. 2. A Daily Update blog is updated each day (mostly) to inform all Spankers on where we need your help the mos

I Will Miss You!!!
I will be leaving Fubar sometime this week after I am done giving away all my fubucks. I already know where they are going so please don't ask me for them. I have two reasons for leaving. The main reason is that the new rules go against my principles of fairness and free speech. They have chosen to you the tool of removing privileges to limit speech on this site. THeir limitation of speech is subjective and provide no recourse for the often innocent victim of someone else's fun. The second reason is that I could use the time freed up. I will miss you all!! Wait a minute...most of you. Good luck!! MUAH!!!! Linda. PS If you wish to keep in touch my yahoo is thegsdlady you can use it for both email and IM.

Friends And Family
There is alot of drama going around about who did what and who should be charged with what. There is also alot of finger pointing and accusing going on as well. Then there are those who just wish everyone would just drop the whole thing and are posting blogs and bulletins about personal experiences explaining why they feel the way they do. I have read story after story, and felt grief for each and every person that has some thing terrible happen to them. In theory we have all encountered some sort of loss in our life, either loss by death or loss due to other reasons. Being a Veteran of the Iraqi war I have seen many of my closest friends lose their lives right in front of me, the most painful part of this is thinking to your self what could I have done to prevent this. I have lost some of my brothers in arms and I will never forget them, I will never stop thinking of them or praying for their families. That is what we all need to do, take this time to say a little prayer for the famil

Mc Hammertoe.
The source video for this gif wasn't the best, so a lot of the layering this doesn't look that good. That's also why everyone has such big heads.... and plus, that's more fun :) Starring (in order by appearance) AngelicThor™, DDawg, Fat Sonny, Tattooed Marine, FatBoy, Process this!, Tom, The Secret Mousey, Vixen260, Misfit, Princess, OMFG It's Andrea, J-Roxxx, Twisted Firestarter, Tastyflutterby, and of course, The Footie Monster as MC Hammertoe. Special thanks to Charlotte, the idea for this was her's :) Special thanks to Sonny for the background code!

Mr 7000000 Has A Stick In His Keester!!!
Today, Mr 7000000 was called a point whore...twice. (I'm using the third person, because I find that funny when people do it) I don't disagree, I AM a point whore. This I do not deny. I love points, and I love Fubucks, and the more, the merrier. But I didn't like the tone I was called it in. This has bugged me all morning, and so as with everything that bugs Mr 7000000, it eventually festers into a blog. Not to mention, there have been a few things lately I've noticed, and I'm ready to rant. First and foremost, before you call someone a point whore, maybe you should do a little digging, and see what they're doing with them. Just how are they spending their fubucks. I guarantee most the finger pointers, and hording their bucks, buying little gifts for their "friends", bidding on auctions, and other self serving tasks. Myself...well the people who know me know what I do with them. And once I build up again...I'll probably do the same thing. I work hard for my Fubucks, and do

Fubar World Cruise Passengers, Page 4
♫♪♫ ♫♪♫ Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking .. Welcome to the Fubar World Cruise, where you can get more friends, fans, page rates and fugifts. Please rate this blog, its #31 so far in the top blogs woohooo well done everyone ;o) You need to rate (profile only), fan and add all crew members as well as all of the passengers to be added. If any members come up as invalid in these blogs, please message me to let me know so I can remove them, thank you. You can see the Crew List and rules here. You MUST rate (profile only), fan and add all crew members as well as all of the passengers to be added. IF ANY PASSENGERS HAVE THEIR PROFILE PAGES SET TO "FRIENDS ONLY", SEND THEM A PRIVATE MESSAGE INFORMING THEM THAT YOU ARE JOINING THE FUBAR WORLD CRUISE AND TO RATE FAN AND ADD YOU, AND THAT YOU WILL RATE AND FAN THEM ONCE YOU'RE ADDED TO THEIR FRIENDS LIST, THANKS! Our Passengers (301-400) ...

The Ball - Less Blog Thief...
..just when you think that there aren't any new lows to find on here other than fakes, cheaters, haters, drama kings & queens , scripters, fake account makers and more...we have found a new creation...the Myspace blog thief....the fake blogger indeed...name was Bauer and alot of people that read my stuff had a tendency to read his. Problem being, they just weren't his.. ..posted alot of blogs like this... ...first of all, this is pretty rude. A little

I Will Follow You Into The Dark
There are actually a couple of people that I feel this strongly about...one of them hates Death Cab. Love of mine some day you will die But I'll be close behind I'll follow you into the dark No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white Just our hands clasped so tight Waiting for the hint of a spark If Heaven and Hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule I got my knuckles bruised by a lady in black And I held my tongue as she told me "Son fear is the heart of love" So I never went back If Heaven and Hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark You and me have seen everything to see From Bangkok to Calgary And the soles of your shoes are all worn down

Caption It | Vol.2 | 005
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It Start sending in pictures you would like to see featured in a round of "Caption It"!!! Make sure to put "Caption It Image" or "Caption It Photo" as the subject of the email & send them to rainbowfukinbright@mail.com I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.

Birth Control=abortion?!
Family planning groups object to abortion plan By Maggie Fox, Health and Science Editor Tue Jul 15, 6:16 PM ET WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Family planning groups and at least one member of Congress objected on Tuesday to a Bush administration memo that defines several widely used contraception methods as abortion and protects the right of medical providers to refuse to offer them. The proposal would cut off federal funds to hospitals and states that attempt to compel medical providers to offer legal abortion and contraception services to women. The proposal circulated to media defines abortion broadly to include many types of contraception, including birth control pills and intrauterine devices. Health and Human Services officials declined to confirm the proposal, but noted their responsibility to protect against discrimination of doctors and pharmacists who object to abortion or birth control on religious or moral grounds. "This proposed rule will put women's acce

Sickness
I often get asked what is the cause of my severely sick and disgusting sense of humor. Emotional trauma? Mental disturbance? The answer is...yes, ok. But thats really not the official reason. The reason is...Chernushki (transl: black rhymes). To be exact, short sadistic poems that had a Godly status in post-Apocalyptic Russia and were told by kids and adults alike. My father was a sucker for those, and he would always tell me his favorites. It is really hard to translate the brilliance of Chernushki, since the rhyming is lost during the translation. Here are some that my dad used to tell me before I went to sleep as a lil kid: A little boy climbed in a fridge Someone in the basement turned on the generator The boogers froze in his nose really fast Now he will never try to eat salami An old man found a pineapple He had no idea that it was a handgranade He took a pocket knife out and started to peel it His ass found found 10 miles away A little boy turned on a meat

No More Mrs. Nice Girl
So I have been thinking, I am pretty much nice to alot of people on here, but lately I find myself so irritated with the people on here and tired of being nice.. so from now on.. Im no longer nice. Unless you're nice to me.

Call Me
I know I get all the cool guys shouting at me, but this one really stands out above the rest! Read it and weep. I'm such a lucky girl! It's bottom to top. patrickbush12: OK UR NOT ANY FUN ANYMORE Y R U BEING LIKE THIS HUH patrickbush12: Y DO U FEEL BAD U SAD AT ONE POINT THAT U WERE GOING TO V=CALL ME SO ->patrickbush12: i almost feel bad. look, i'm not going to call you. you may as well move on to the next trucker and try your luck there patrickbush12: IM TRYING NOT TO I JUST WANT TO GET TO KNOW U AND MAYBE TALK TO U ON THE PHONE EVER ONCE IN AWILE ->patrickbush12: i'm impressed you haven't given up already. however, persistance in this case, is not going to pay off patrickbush12: hahaha ur funny will u please call me allready ->patrickbush12: you can't really be serious. now you're asking about my sister? well, she's a bit younger than me...65 yrs old patrickbush12: how old is she what am i not cute enoguh for you or wha is the problem patrickbush12: IT WAS A ???? About

Attack Of Conscience
There's this woman I met on here quite a while back. She's 49, married and lives in the states. Problem is this, we used to talk on yahoo and myspace every now and then. For some reason she got it in her mind that I wanted to go over to the states and "hook up" with her. In no way did I encourage this. I haven't talked to her for ages, 'cause to be honest she started creeping me out a little. I even put my yahoo to only show me as offline to her always. She's started to leave offline messages recently, as far as leaving me her mobile number today, hence this blog. I dunno whether to actually tell her she's creeping me out, because I don't wanna be horrible to her over a misunderstanding, of sorts. UPDATE This is the message I received back from her: yes i do undertsnad , i wasnt going to have u as a boyfriend any ways .

Update.
I just got home from my mother's appointment. He said without the surgery Mother wouldn't live much longer at all. He is not sure if he can find an aortic vein to graph from, but he is going to try. So the surgery has to happen in the next couple of weeks. She goes to the cardiologist tomorrow afternoon to insure her heart is strong enough, then surgery will be scheduled. He did tell us that this surgery is VERY complicated and he is not sure if she will make it through, BUT with surgery there is a chance she will live. He can't offer any more assurance than that, but we will take it! It's something. We could have walked in there to be told he wouldn't try surgery and she doesn't have much time. We will take the risk. She is with my sister right now and will be coming here tomorrow to stay a few days.

The Spotlight And Her Friends Are Worthless Downrating Hypocrites....
..so like today's spotlight featured here: ...who had a clearly "altered" salute, which in and of itself is a TOS violation, real or not in case anyone didn't know that.... ...was put in a bulletin by my 23 year old girlfriend yesterday and her and her friends preceded to get off on attacking people that weren't even on most of the day to respond. Oh well whatever it happens....but get this, this winner and her crew deserve this happy blog because in their anger, they proved just how lame they really are. Check this snippet from one of the attacks that was posted on this bulletin earlier: ..yup, they have nothing better to do all day right? Funny, because the spotlight winner herself and her little pack of who-cares-about-us Fubar people are downraters themselves as shown in this alert box screenshot shown below: ..then to top it all off, Mr Philemon joins the attack frey. That's nice. He didn't have all of those nasty hateful things to say when he pe

I'm Gonna Bitch.
You don't have to read. I'm just going to vent. I hate when I'm driving on a road with only one lane in each direction and I get behind someone that totally fuckin disappoints me. When is it EVER okay to go 15 mph outside of a parking lot? When?!?! Never...it's never okay. 25 is absolutely fine. However, if the speed limit is 35 mph...you should definitely go 35. NOT 15 mpfh! I also hate when people make my job hard. In the process, it makes it hard for me to like them. A tutor didn't want to be matched with a learner because he's black and she thought he might be a criminal. Bitch. There's also a lady in here filling out paperwork to be a tutor. I don't think she completely understands English. I may just refer her to the volunteer coordinator to be a regular library volunteer. It doesn't take much to be a tutor, but...you should kinda know English...ya know? *facepalm*

Gonna Be Gone For A Few Days.
Just letting everyone know that I won't be here from tomorrow morning until probably Saturday night. My mother's place sold in the middle of everything else going on with her. My sister and I are going up in the morning to pack up everything for her and get it to storage on Saturday. She will be coming home with me to stay the last week until surgery on Oct. 7, then will be in the hospital for at least a week after surgery. She will then be coming back home with me to recover. Later on, my sister and I will help her find her own apartment. Soooooo. Will you miss me? :P

November 5th
Last night I was in Times Square while the election results were coming in. There was energy in the air, usually what you see at New Years, or when a local team wins the championship, but this was for something different, and apologies to sports fans, for something that mattered. The streets were packed, I jokingly mentioned "When does the ball drop?" because there were that many people there. When McCain made his speech, it was almost like the winning touchdown was scored, the crowd erupted, people were standing on roofs, hanging out of cars holding up posters and T-Shirts, honking their horns. I even got some Obama hugs. I wanted to start some chants of "Can We See Your Boobs? Yes we can!" but I figured it was probably not the time. All the screaming and cheering was quite a site. I saw Rudy Giuliani, walking through, looking none to happy. I saw Tracy Morgan, he seemed happier, and maybe a little drunk. Young People, old people, and even foreign tourists were all in on the

Point Whore Like I Never Did Before
Auto 11's are on. I also have a blast and a ticker going. Thank you Sherry for the blast. I'll be doing up gifts for those who are helping me out. If my bar tab fills up, and I don't catch you, just give me a hollar, and I will take care of you. Thanks to everyone for supporting my point whoring ways. Starting numbers Points: 3,865,448 fuBucks: 1,297,557 Tooltip Views: 24 so far today, 462 yesterday. Photo Views: 29 so far today, 83 yesterday. I'm posting some really dumb pictures for easy rating. I've also opened up albums that are usually locked, so there is more to rate. Update: I don't know why This one was marked NSFW Boss has been all up in my cube today, so I am a little behind.

What Felony Are You?
You Are Blackmail You are a good detective. You have dirt on everyone you know. And instead of gossiping, you sit on information that may be useful to you someday. You love power games. Especially if (and pretty much only if) you have the upper hand. You are brilliant and calculating. No one knows what you have in store! What Felony Are You?

This Is Really Sad.
I hate when I see people I like going at it. Sometimes things get out of hand and we say things we regret or shouldn't say in the heat of the moment. I want to say something about buying friendships. My friendship isn't for sale. I appreciate any act of kindness and try to return it when possible, as long as it has no hidden agenda behind it. I am a non confrontational person who is friendly with EVERYONE until they give me reason not to be. I don't take sides and I try to get along with everyone. I seriously hope no one thinks my friendship can be bought. If they do, they don't really know me. I really don't want to get caught in a crossfire, in which I am made to look as if I was "bought".

An Actual Compliment
"You are one cool girl. We'll never meet but wanted to pass along my good wishes to you. i would think that you could meet several great guys." got this message yesterday. i kinda like it. it came from a 48 year old bisexual male who considers himself a sub--according to his profile. I don't think those characteristics reflect any on the compliment, though.

Auction For Either 1 Week Blast, 1 Month Vip Or $20.00 Bling Pack
I will be holding an auction for a 1 week blast, 1 month VIP, or $20.00 bling pack. The winner of this auction will have the option to choose which one they would like!!This auction will start Saturday January 03, 2008, and will end January 23, 2008 at 12:00pm est time. The winner of this bling will have placed the highest bid in fubucks, and will be notified VIA email. The person that holds the highest bid has 24 Hours to reply, or this offer will go to the person with the next highest bid. The minimum starting bid will be 250K in fubucks. So let the bidding begin, and good luck and have fun :D. All bids must be placed in this blog in order to be legit!! Let the bidding begin...

Rant And Ravin
Ok, sorry i need to rant for a bit. My daughter is 8 years old and in 3rd grade. She loves to draw and write. Today at recess, she trips and hurts her wrist. The school doesnt call me. BTW this is at 130pm. They give her an ice pack and send her back to class after about 30mins, while her wrist is swelling. She gets home, Jason is here to met her. He calls me up and tells me that Sammy fell at school and her wrist is swollen. BTW this is at 330pm. I call the doc and make her an appoimtment. I rush home from work. Take her to the doc, and call the school and bitch them out for not calling me. Turns out my daughter now cant use her right hand because, she has a broken wrist. They cast it. But I am still very pissed that the school didnt call me and let me know.. GRRRR Sorry I will now get off my soap box

Wth?
InsaneDaWayne: ever since birth iwas ryming with verbale violence i murder with violins//i hurl when y ou was winnin and dinning//wheres parental guidiance, i just burn the world with curling iron Um. What the hell?

Mummer Photo Albums Cont.
thought it was only fair If I did my own personal photo album blog too dont say I never share what ... I didnt do it just a sample of me being an activist worst date EVER !! he had promised me to keep them private when I gave them to him well fine then Im gonna show his ...and trust me there was nothing SUPER about it

Answer To My Problems
I think I have discovered a solution to keep cubecampers away from my desk! This is a genious idea. It will illiminate those times when I go silent on Fu and those moments when I miss the good blogs of mumms! It might not get babes in my shoutbox {cue the sound of crickets here}, but it might cut down on my lumens exposure from the lights. What do you think????

My View Of The Fu - As It Stands Today
Ok…so here we are, Day 7 of the Tragedy that has been the Rate Slowdown. Oh noes, everybody panic, let’s stage a sit in because this is a violation of our Fu civil rights. Let’s boycott Friday – ie No HHs, No Auto 11s, No rating, no more money for Fu. Let’s get the message out there. Let’s lean on everyone of value – ie the people in the higher ranks that are somehow Fu deified - on the site and compel them to join the fray in supporting our god given right to rate faster. Let’s teach Mike and Scrapper that we can force them to do what we want by threatening to withhold our dues as paying members. Not only is this a right we have as paying customers, but this site Admin needs to realize that the customer is always right. The Admin has altered things to such a degree that the site is completely unbearable now. If you don’t see the irony in what I just said, then you can just stop reading now. If you’re subscribing to this Bullshit – and that’s exactly what it is – then I suggest you

A Dangerous Campaign
I heard a commercial on the radio this morning for an Ad Council campaign called That's Not Cool. At the website you can get clever little graphics such as: Is this the type of behavior we should be supporting with our tax dollars? Inducing bulimia just to avoid showing boobies? I tell you it must be stopped. Though I was thinking of giving this graphic to the boss:

Input Plz
I was gonna do a HH tomorrow, but, the cable dude will be here doing some rewiring, so I wrote that one off. Should I do one on Thursday at 2 or 3 Fu-time or on Friday same time? After been on this site 2 1/2 yrs its time to level and chill the fook out...

Threesomes Stolen From Aliendogstar
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Morgan 2. Pie 3. Morg Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Concert Venue 2. Laser Quest 3. Pizza delivery driver/AGM Three Places I have lived 1. North Pole 2. Igloo 3. Santa's Bed Three TV Shows that I watch 1. NCIS 2. Criminal Minds 3. Supernatural Three places I have been 1. Myrtle Beach 2. Gettysburg 3. Atlantic City Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Barb 2. Mom 3. School Three of my favorite foods 1. Chicken Parmigiana 2. Cajun Chicken Alfredo 3. Taco salad Three things I would like to do 1. Get my Masters in Criminal Justice 2. Get my degree in Mortuary Science 3. Go to Lucedio Abbey in Italy Three friends I think will respond

Salutes
I have about 2 pages of salute requests I'm trying to sort through and get done. The problem I am having is trying to sift through my friends to let them know that their salute has been done and posted for them to take. So, if you had requested one, please go pick it up. If it's not there yet please keep checking. I hope to have them all done today (along with the new requests). BTW. If you have a request for one, please leave your request here and I will get it done ASAP.

Please Warn Kids, And Everyone
My dear friends, And I am only here writing this because you are some of my dearest friends, and I will not be around much the next few days. I know a lot of you wear IPods and wanted to remind you all of the dangers of not being able to hear your surrounding environment. PLEASE think! I am only able to write this as I would not want to hear of one more accident. Yesterday afternoon my 18 year old nephew got word that he had a job interview and was so excited. After telling my mom, dad, and I about all the things he would do with his first paycheck, he put his IPod on, music blaring in his ears and went out for his evening jog. A few minutes later a train went past the house and quickly came to a halt. It was unusual for a freight train to stop that quick and we knew something was wrong. My mother screamed "Andrew has been hit by that train!" and ran out the door. My father and I told her no way could that happen and raced after her. What happened next was horrific. As I jo

One By One They Collect The Dead...
I have joined FUBAR a year ago, in order to make friends that I barely have in RL. I suck at socializing, and barely have any friends so online is where I feel the most comfortable. The most invincible to antics of others. I thought I succeeded in making some friends, even met a coupla people in person, and...nothing. Why not say "Sorry, we are just not compatible as friends", or "you know, we should never hang out cause you suck". They just disappear...into thin air...and make up stupid ass excuses. I dont give a shit if you want or don't want to ever see me...Just say it in the fuckin open. I wasn't always this bitter and angry and anti-social. There was a time when I tried to fit in. And I couldn't. So I gave up. So I made some friends on here, just so they could spread their BS, just like in RL. I am tired of people trying to befriend me just so they can analyze me, like a scientific experiment. I am tired of people that befriend me just so they could have someth

I Am Alone
Twisted, alone, I search for meaning. To be found, I think not. As a Gypsy, I roam. Searching for love lost. I once had in the grasp of my palm. I let it go. Mistakes made. No reason to continue. On this souless journey. Without you by my side. I am alone. Reaching, grabbing, I can't find. The meaning of life. A soul to match my own. Once was close. But now is far away. Distance from my heart. I had one close. But no more. She is gone from my life. I am alone. Beauty, love, are no more. In this time of wandering. I must start anew. A journey of lives. A journey of love. Love lost. Life no more. I am alone. Why should I go on? Without you I am nothing. Sadness consumes my being. I once had a soul full of hope. But that is no more. I held the key for but a brief moment. Not long enough to matter. Try as I might to get close again. You push me away. Cold as ice towards me. No hope for warmth. The love of your heart. Is out of my reach.

Penis Envy
Last night I had a dream, I was writing a blog about how i have penis envy, and i started to think about all the things men can do with their penises. Some of these things fascinate me for example, writing your name in the snow with your own urine... if I tempted to do that it would come out in a big spot. Also consider never having to hoover over a public toilet again, thus never having to wipe the toilet of the previous piss. Shaking and not wiping... damn you with your non removable penises. But then when i woke this morning and i thought about having my penis tucked into a box where i know it will not harm another person. It only has eyes for me and i make sure its always cleanly, I came to the conclusion that I can live with hovering over toilet seats and I can always find a way to write my name in the snow... Just my weird thoughts

Hooker Flowers
Well, I liked the new "pro flowers" gift till I realized they got rid of the seasonal gift section. The VIP gift, flashing hearts, is in there. :( My VIP expires in 2 days and I like that gift and now I can't buy it for anyone. That's my rant. Kind of lame, yes, but still a rant. As you were.

Random
I'm home alone this weekend...completely alone...not even any dogs to yell at. I've had about 18 diet cokes today. I think I may die of a caffeine overdose and I'm sure I won't sleep til Sunday now. Can anyone get the spell checker on the blogs to work? Does anyone actually have anything worthwhile to talk about? Anybody want any Starburst jellybeans before I eat them all?

Omg, I Want!!!!!
I am so tired of reading this daily in status messages or bulletins. Seems like everyone wants cherry bombs, auto 11's, Happy Hours, blasts, VIP's, and blings. Crazier still is people ACTUALLY give them this stuff. Blah my head hurts and I wanted to bitch

Public Apology
Ive come to realize that I'm a bit of a pervert. I think it might be inbred into me with my Greek heritage. Also the fact I was named after the Greek god of wine and debauchery.... I believe I owe you all an apology ....especially my girl friends.. So to you I say i am truly sorry.... I'm a pervert.. I will try to behave it will be hard, but i will try... *molest a few girls before i go* Also I will apologize to Seamus in advance to anything I might possibly do to hurt his feelings... I apologize for being confusing and sometimes and outright mess (most of you have seen this) Also last but not least I apologize to the male friend I have for being that cute but slightly dorkish girl that loves to stalk....(please refrain from locking windows it makes my job a little more difficult) Wicked the nun PS.... thank you Jai for the spelling correction if its grammatically wrong blame him.(they never read small print)

Eww
Okay, so I'm going through this young ladies pics tonight....reading the comments on them...okay, keep in mind this lady weighs nearly 4 bills and is "I'd hit it with my truck ugly"....all the comments are "mmm baby i wanna hump you" and "id like to open you wide." Wtf!? Why don't you people leave me pervy comments huh? huh? HUH? Then I remembered...I have a better class of friends who only molest me in my shoutbox :p

It's Official!!!
I just booked my flight to Missouri. I'm scared to death of flying. So anyone have any tips for me? It's not going to be a long flight, so sleeping pills are OUT of the question, lol. Total time in air about 3 hours. Total time, including layovers, about 4 hours.

Sarcastic? Oh Yes..a Bit
HOLY HELLThis one is fucking spot ON wow LMFAO Abnormally Sarcastic. People can't tell if you're angry, happy, or constipated. You probably make jokes that no one understands and you think it's because they're stupid and not because sarcasm isn't always funny. You might be joking all the time but since it's in your nature to test different levels of sarcasm in people you probably don't laugh much. Everyone thinks you're smart but also kind of an ass too.

4 Female Personality Disorders Encouraged By Children's Books
I feel that in my 34 years of being a female and friend to other females I am highly qualified to release my scientific research regarding the several different Female disorders that are encourage by children stories. What makes my research scientific? The fact that I fucking say so. Just shut your face and read the damn blog. THE EAT THIS, DRINK THAT SYNDROME The book: Alice in Wonderland. The symptoms: Thinking that taking a pill, or drink, or tying your stomach in a knot, or eating cabbage soup will help you fart your way to thin. We all know the only true way to stay at a healthy weight is to eat a healthy diet and excericise. It takes a lot of work and mindfullness for anybody. Except for that cunt Alice who only had to eat a mushroom or take pill to change her dress size and hardly any of the side effects were reported. Noted case studies: Several of my friends during high school who thought the good people of X-lax had the answer. Dana, age 15, lost control of her bowels while

Rob Zombie Needs To Stop Making Movies...
And stick to making crappy music. What the hell was he thinking? I mean, sure, on one hand the gore and violence was BRUTAL, but the story line was PURE CRAP! (yes, I know I shouldnt be expecting much of a story line from a slasher flick, but I sure as hell wasnt expecting this lame attempt at turning a horror movie into an art film) and while I understood what he was trying to do, I just think...no sorry, I KNOW the general movie going public is too goddamn stupid to follow the concept. If I ever meet Rob Zombie... Im asking for my $15 back

That Kari Fake We Busted Has The Audacity To Return..with A New Page... Same Tricks.
Yes I am taking a break and I will post a blog why by the weekend, however this just goes to show that some things never change. That fake we blew up in the last post, came back on a green profile, same tricks, even used the same girl. Really. That stupid. ♥KaRi♥@ fubar On a more personal note, things just aren't right here. Don't believe what people may say because no one has any idea. Really. Later kids.

Take Me
okay, so i'm going to see my favorite band in savannah this saturday. Savannah is a 3-4 hour drive for me. I'm going to a bar I really, really like. Kylesa is playing too.... they're also in my list of favorites. It's going to be a good night. I don't really want to go alone. A night of this proportion is best spent with good company to enjoy it with, so... one of you needs to take me. thanks. j

Re-spotlight
Today's spotlight : 20 mil and change My fund : 15 mil and change At the moment I'm perservering with this hideous default picture*, but I'm not quite sure how long it will be before shame over-takes hilarity, and I put my tits away. So I guess the sooner I get a spotlight fund, the more likely it is I'll be stupid enough to do the whole thing with my shirt off... Thanks to Tom, Suga, Badcrumble, Crisis, Witchie, MooMoo, Skeeter, Peace, Alix, Shoshonni, MailBroad, TopKnotch, Rev, Moet, Reeka, Sherry, Papercut Kisses * which, incidentally, always makes me think of this bit of Gummo

Today's Mystery Of The Day: Why Did She Block Me?...
So I haven't done anything but rerate and be nice to this chick, so when she has this Happy Hour, I find myself blocked...does anyone know why? I'd love to know myself...lol http://www.fubar.com/user/2241518 ...any help in solving this mystery would be appreciated...some have and... So then my good friend Ellie asks her why nicely.. And… …then I’m still blocked. All I want to know is why. I have nothing against this chick that I know of...Lol…ty everyone..stay tuned for more good stuff this week . Update…sort of..why though I still wonder but at least its’ resolved… ..this isn’t the first time this has happened. Has this every happened to you? Thank you to all of those who took the time to asketh the questions…. Only a few days left till the holiday! ….Peace..

Damn That Dit For Makin Me Do This
2009 IS ALMOST OVER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?Stayed single almost the whole year? i wishWere involved in something you'll never forget?yep sex with a partner and it was incredible...felt nothing like a sock and some mayonaisseTripped over a coffee table?nope dont own anyDyed your hair?holy shit i have hairCame close to losing your life?every time i roll over and look at herSaw one of your favorite bands/artists live?no...but i did watch midget porn2009: Friends and EnemiesDid you make any close friends this year?i sure did alot of my FU's are cool as hellDid you hate anyone?i hate no one...Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?again...rolls over and looks at whats layin in bed with me2009: Your BIRTHDAY!Did you have a cake?no they forgot againDid you get any presents?and still i was forgotten2009: All about YOUDid you change at all this year?yep had that penis reduction and now im 6'11" tall..damn that thing was weighing me downDid you change your style?i shavedWere you

Sacrifice By Anouk
Who's the one that made you happy Who's the one that always makes you laugh Who's the reason you're smiling And dragged you through these times so rough I was the one that made you happy I was the one that eased the pain But I'm the reason that you're crying now My own tears scattered by the rain You can sacrifice me You can sacrifice me You set me free You can be who you wanna be Deeper than deep you took me on a trip baby You shared your wildest dreams and more You dare me to express my feelings to you I never felt that need before But suddenly you needed freedom You felt the need to break free You started drowning in your sorrow You didn't wanna know I had the key You can sacrifice me You can sacrifice me You set me free You can be who you wanna be You can sacrifice me, sacrifice me You can be who you wanna You can be who you wanna be

And I Thought Pa Was Wierd...
So yeah, I used to live in Beaver PA, which is right down from - you guessed it, Big Beaver, where they run the ad in the paper every sunday "exotic dancers wanted, all shapes and sizes accepted, apply at Big Beaver Plaza" The airport is in moon, everyone knows about Blue Balls and Intercourse and I've even been through Eighty-four, Mars and Slippery Rock... but WTF there's a Ware, Mass. Where do you live? Ware. Ummm, that's what I asked, where? Yes, Ware. The place where you live? What's it called? Ware *shoots self* Enjoy... Alabama Aimwell Bobo Burnt Corn Eclectic Intercourse Muck City Alaska Chicken Deadhorse Eek Lefthand Bay Nightmute Unalaska Arizona Bagdad Boneyard Bootlegger Crossing Bumble Bee Carefree Chloride Floss Goobertown Goodyear Many Farms Nothing Show Low Strong Surprise Three Forks Tuba City Two Guns Why Winkleman Arkansas Bald Knob Beaver Biggers Blue Eye Experiment Fannie Fifty-Six Flippin Gassville Greasy Corner Grubbs Hasty Hooker M

Top 10 Odd Things About Me
Cut-n-paste and repeat yourself. Don't fuss, DO IT!!TOP 10 "ODD" THINGS ABOUT YOU OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DEFINES YOURSELF10. I'm becoming a hermit. 9. I'm a streamer (fancy for online DJ) at another website. I been doing this for several years now. 8. I post way too many blogs, as matter of fact. I was offered $1,000,000 to quit making them. I declined and he called me a selfish bastard and I told him he's an arrogant asshole thinking I'd change my life for a measly million fu-bucks. 7. I been mistaken for being Caucasian. This floors me. Totally kills me. Oh! I also been accused of being a Russian Spy. roflmao! 6. I love to take pictures but haven't taken any recently. No inspiration. 5. I been smoking tobacco since I was 16 but I can go weeks without and it doesn't bother me at all. If I'm drinking beer, I need to smoke. 4. I been wanting to make videos for years now but can't afford a decent video camera. 3. I'm a stained glass apprentice or was. I want

Morning Giggles
I just logged on here and not only did I realize that I posted a blog last night in the wrong place, but I seen a ticker that made me giggle. I actually think it was more so the girl's name. Since I'm not suppose to use names, we'll just say it was pretty accurate for once. I just have a few questions about it and I'm kind of afraid of her....so I'll post them here. 1. If you make yourself a name on here, wouldn't you want all parts of it spelled right? 2. Wouldn't you want a picture that made you look at the very least somewhat attractive? 3. Why on earth didn't she choose a better name for herself? Her name has 2 meanings and well, by looking at her picture, you know what part I'm talking about. The only good thing about her is she didn't have any lame acronym in front of it and she didn't call herself some overused adjective. I'm gonna go make coffee. I'll be back in a few to read the comments and reply. Good morning friends =]

Worm Infested Anal
What a perfect sight to see Decomposed dead bitch I spread her buttocks wide and what I love to see Anus covered with worms I masterbate as I fingerfuck Slimy rectum ,full of rot and shit Maggots crawling ,,insects feasting I squirt my load all over her ass .

L.o.v.e.
PLEASE READ THE FIRST COLUMN STRAIGHT DOWN FIRST, THEN RETURNTO THE TOP AN READ BOTHCOLUMNS TOETHER TO FULLY UNDER STAND THE MEANING OF THIS POEM THANK YOU...... L.O.V.E. Lies THE DECIEVER OF MEN Overbearing HIS NATURE TO CONTROL Valued FEELINGS HE SELLS ALLEmotions INSIDE HE'S BOTTLED UP Locking TOGETHER OUR EYES SEEKOut EACH OTHER WE'RE SEARCHINGVirtually UNSEEN AND HIDDEN FROMEveryone REACHING UNABLE TO GRASP Letting GO OF DOUBTS AND FEARSOur FAITH GROWS ASVisions INSTILLED IN HEARTSEntwine MIND BODY AND SOUL Lifting PRAYERS IN OFFERINGOaths BIND WORDS SPOKEN Verifying INTENTIONS RELEASED DEEPExposition BURIED LONG FORGOTTEN Learning

New Fake Dude & Some Points To Ponder....
(no song tonight) Hello and welcome to this special Monday evening post. Rare they are theses days but hey when time permits I can always squeeze in another good one. *Snickers* So with that in mind I bring you yet another fake, a dude this time, as shown here below… Giovanni@ fubar Yeaaa hot dude, I know all the chicks wanna jump that. Maybe he will even find a blingin sugar mama. But oh so sad the story goes…as yet another non-saluted profile is once again busted as a sham…the pics claiming to be Mr. Giovanni as shown below… Are actually stolen from here as well as other various websites as actually, this isn’t even he same dude in all of the pics… People are amazing what they do, aren’t they?…and speaking of, that brings me to the talking point issue of the day… I do not do personal drama. I do a lot of things on here. I know a lot of things about a lot of people. There are quite a few that I could literall

Fake Of The Day, July 5, 2010...
Hello kids and welcome to another fun fake blow up..lol please don't forget to follow the blog by clicking the blue link above and as shown in the pic below so you don't miss any of the fun stuff coming down the pipe as well... This user...with no verified salute.. Stacey@ fubar With these pics claiming to be "her" as shown below...and set to friends only (gee wonder why..lol) .. Are actually taken from this website below... Why do people still do this ? I have no idea. Hope everyone had a great holiday weekend , and oh yeah, don't worry we have a nice big fat lying scamming con on the way this week..I know you all will just love it...lol peace.

The Little Things ...
I've just had this message from a friend on FB. We haven't kept in touch a lot recently because he has become a single dad of three and he is busy which I understand (too long a story, but one of the kids isn't his). I actually respect and love this guy a lot, he is one of the most amazing people i've ever met in my life and my life is a lot better for having him in it. He is the only one I can tell my darkest secrets to and I know it won't change the way he feels about me. .... And yes, he is only a friend. His message: was till I heard you are fed up with your life..... :-(You know you are so fantastic, here is all this pain in your life but still you look to "start work" and "finish studies". I don't doubt things have been low Jen, but my god you have such a great spirit about you.... You get my backing all the way.... Wish I was closer to help, both geographically and emotionally.... But hey please smile as I am for you.... Zx My reply: Ehhh .... you only live in Scotland!

Blocked?
I have a question.....does it mean you are blocked by a person if when you hover over their pic it says N/A ect ect under their profiel pic? Also...I am going shopping today....what color of shirt should I buy for myself? (I don't want to make a mumm about this unless you all think I should) :P Last but not least....The State Fair sucks...why oh why did I pay 40 bucks for me and my kids to walk around in 100 plus degree weather? Oh yeah to visit my old high school bff....grrr now my tan is all jacked up. I am totally batnuts today....

If You Are Going For The Spotlight
If you want the spotlight, and you are going to bid on it. Please let me know. Not that I am going to give you fubucks, but I wont bid against you. I may or may not bid on the spotlight every day just to make sure the price isn't too cheap. After all, people gotta get out there and spend those fubucks or who is going to want to trade me them for bling packs? I'd never do that knowingly to a friend though, so if I am doing it, it means I don't/didn't know you were putting in a bid...

Whiny Dumb People....'im Just Trying To Help Friends
EasyOnTheEyz Js W...: STOP polishing my bling!!!! 10:30am more To EasyOnTheEyz Js W...: no 10:31am reply EasyOnTheEyz Js W...: i asked nicely in my status to not have it polished 10:31am more To EasyOnTheEyz Js W...: no, your status said id be blocked, i wouldnt call that nice 10:32am reply EasyOnTheEyz Js W...: i said please do not bomb or polish or you will be blocked ty 10:33am more To EasyOnTheEyz Js W...: yup, i find that to be pretty dumb, blocking people for such a pathetic reason 10:34am reply EasyOnTheEyz Js W...: yes but i asked nicely i am only running this bling so that i can level 10:36am more To

What Peanuts Character Are You?
You Are Lucy You are smart as a whip... maybe a little too smart for your own good! Other people tend to annoy you. You tell it like it is, and you're not about to spare anyone's feelings. You're very blunt. You are assertive to the point of being aggressive. You know what you want, and you're going to make sure you get it. Deep down, you're trying to be helpful. You give good advice, even if people don't want to hear it. You always shoot from the hip. What Peanuts Character Are You? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

Pete's Macaroni & Cheese
1 Box of Elbow Macaroni 1 Stick of Butter 1/3 Cup Flour 1 tsp salt 1/2 tsp dry mustard 1/4 tsp Pepper (optional) 2 (12 oz) Cans of Evaporated Milk 2 Cups Mild Chedder Cheese Boil the pasta, drain and set aside In the same pan, melt the butter and mix in the flour pour in one can of the Evaporated milk add the salt, mustard, and pepper add other can of milk and stir until flour is dissolved Slowly add the cheese till it's all melted pour the pasta back in and stir Grab a utensil and enjoy the awesome...

Gah Update
thursday - i was in the hospital for longer than i expected...11am(ish) to 9pm(ish). surgery was late...blah blah blah. friday - horrible, pain, upset, regret and a trip to the closer hospital to get shit changed out and put into my D cup sportsbra. horrible to be a part of lol. blood and pain and regret. friday night i threw up lots, had chills but was on antibiotics so i figured it was my body naturally coolling down. the whole talk about what happens to your lungs while under and on the oxygen thing is a bit freaky...so i was watching but it seemed under my control saturday - pain, starting to feel lamron a bit. my sister (rich one was in town) went to get me a cotton bra...at least to have one spare while the other gets washed. that cotton bra hurts lol sunday - birthday and i was told i could shower today. ended up me bawling my eyes out cuz my mom suddenly didnt think i was able to shower. i asked her to call my sister to get her to help me. mom helped me...she hasn

Thanks
I've wanted to write a blog for a week or more, but didn't know what to write about. I could write a rant blog about how I'm sick (again) or stuck at home on a beautiful day because hubby has to work overtime and has the truck. But what's the point in that? It could be worse. A lot worse. So this blog is dedicated to you, my friends. Probably everyone that will comment on this knows who Superman aka Thundercock is and probably read his newest blog. I was overwhelmed and touched at how many people offered their thoughts and prayers, help and even Witchie :P to him in his time of need. On a site where you see a lot of selfishness and begging and greediness, you all came to a person in need and offered what you could. That made me proud to call you friends and I know I picked the right people to associate with. I also learned yesterday that when you find a good and true friend on here, a fight doesn't matter-you will get through it. It doesn't matter who said what or who was right

Bull Crap
I really need to work on my bull shit meter. I always want to see the best in people, and the good in every situation. Sometimes, there isn't good, and I need to accept that. Anyway, kinda pissed off that I didn't lose any weight this week...I worked my ass off. I really want to smoke. Feel like stabbing someone. Hi, how are you?

Hoaring
I have a HH on Sunday at 7am fu-time. If you're awake at this ungodly hour you will see my face on top for an hour. Weeee! I'm trying for 20mil points in 24 hours, so bomb me or something. *I would like to thank MASokYst for helping me and listening to me ramble. :D

Caption It | Vol.1 | 002
RFB’s Weekly Photo Blog Caption It Question: Should I post these bi-weekly? (Sorry I was a little late with this one. I have been a busy girl this week!) The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog each week for a new photo. 2. Comment with a caption. You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.

Can New England Pull It Off??***shrugs**
Everyone knows that the New England Patriots are going for the perfect record but yet they got caught cheating in the regular season who believes that just because in preseason they had the perfect record that they will win the superbowl? the way i see it is they are cheaters and yes i do want New York Giants to win, granted they are the underdogs but its happened before in the superbowl GO GIANTS

You Can Now Set The Order Of Photos In Your Albums....
go to your my photos page, at the bottom of each album page you'll find a 'change order of photos' link. click that, and drag and drop the photos where you want them. once you're finished, click the save button at the bottom of the page. let me know if you find any problems. werd. -mike

Contest: Please Read
Proposal for a contest that I am going to have _ read at the bottom for an update. Update is also posted in a new blog Winner will get* 1,000,000 Fubucks 1 month VIP 1 Bling pack Official certificate of kicking ass that I will make People eligible* On Fubar Has a salute No one I live with or have lived with None of my exs None of my future exs Must have alot of free time Overview* The contest will be similar to reality TV shows, where I will select a number of willing participants and add them into my family. (Sorry current peeps, you have to go for a short time) These entered in the contest will get a weekly "Challenge". Ill post the new challenges on Monday nights. You will get 48 hours to complete these tasks. So, as of Wednesday night, you need to ready. I will then post the items in a family only folder for you to vote on each other. Each of you will get 2 postive votes on what you think is the best completed task. (Because people will always

An Extra Night
So Sam was supposed to head back to Jersey tonight. She was sad, Van was sad, and I got a text stating that there being an empty seat on the way home from the airport was worse than sitting in traffic. Buuut... thanks to bad weather in San Francisco, she's there for another night. She gets another night with Van, even though she has to be up and at the airport by 6:30 am tomorrow. There's still that last, extra night. They're taking comfort in the fact that she'll be back soon, although they're both fighting back tears.

Follow Up At The Doctor's
I had my follow up appointment today. Apparently all the hormones are stable, no genetic mutations, I don't have Diabetes, and I'm not going to turn into a guy and grow a dick anytime soon. The fantastical news? I have Polycystic Ovary Syndrome. It's a girl problem that affects hormone production, fertility, and eventually can lead to Diabetes. Because eventually, everything leads to diabetes. The plan: I go on BC (yeah shut it, you 3) called Yaz, it supposedly treats the cysts and clears up acne (the yay part). I also need to lose some weight. Because I'm getting chunky. I'm not happy. At all. Way to ruin my friggin' Friday. *****************UPADTE********************** It's been a week since the evil doctor told me I'm a cow and need to lose 40 lbs. 40!?! I have gone down 4 and a quarter lbs. Been to the gym 5 times, including Yoga and a run at that beach. And then I horked down 4 slices of pizza tonight. Way to ruin the good streak, yeah?

List # 3 Of Current Club F.a.r. Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE,MOLLY & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... TEAM STRIKEFORCE Captains : MishNumber1 & Jennicense Greeters : SexyGranny1967 Pimpette : Southern Stunna & Forsaken Bitch Owned By Sherry ~ MishNumber1 ♥ Member Of SUP ClubFAR ShadowLevelers UKFamily & SBG@ fubar Jennicense *Shadow Leveler* Club F.A.R. Strike Force Team Co-Capt.* Spanker* DSC Member*@ fubar SexyGranny1967 ♥ Shadow Leveler ♥ Club FAR ♥ S*U*P ♥ fu~owned by JONLEE74@ fubar Southern Stunna ¤Fu-Luv

There Will Probabaly Be One Or Two Who Wonder Where Im At
Some may already know...lol Others may never know but, i thought it would be considerate of me to give a lil heads up as to where i am and how long ill probably be gone.... My 8 months of wearing this colostomy bag have come and gone,im rescheduled to be reconnected May 23,i was unable to sit up much for several weeks after the last surgery and this one is a very similar proceedure so i expect it to be about the same as far as recovery goes...Im leaving on vacation monday may 5th and will return the day before my surgery,so i will not be on the computer starting may 4th evening, til aprox,mid june or so...It is possible it may be a little longer , depending on how everything goes,odds are though,i will be back...Thank you to all my wonderful friends for all the love youve shown thoughout mu Fubar career,lol Many of you i will miss alot...I wish you all a wonderful life and may God bless and keep you...Higs and kisses to all my beautiful friends...

Improved Photo Navigation..
Last night, I enabled some new photo navigation when browsing full-size photos in albums. It should look pretty much the same as it did before, but it should be a lot faster and much easier to use. Feel free to post here if you're having any troubles with the new navigation. Cheers! -mike

I Iz Autistic?
No, no...ARTistic. Or maybe a little of both. Remember a couple of blogs ago, I talked about the portrait of me that sold for $500? As I was saying, it was done by Margarita Avina. She worked with my mom and was invited to my sister's wedding where I danced. I did Ballet Folklorico for 9 years. I was quite good at it. 2 of those years, I was getting paid for it, though not fairly. When I was kid, she taught me some basics about art. I continued drawing in pencil and color pencil. I really hadn't done anything in a while until I got inspired to paint while working in Children's. I did a little mini-altar as a Christmas present for a friend. The two sides were the same: The top: The back: The front (there's a reference for this): Inside: My sister found a whole box of tapes of mine while she was moving. My next project is to paint the ones that were super special.

Water, Water Everywhere...
Well, not really... Water is one of our most precious resources. Those that love in the west are starting to know this and we will all find out in the next 20 years. My garden appreciates fresh rainwater all summer long thanks to my rain barrel.... another interesting fact... In 2 minutes in the shower you use as much water as the average African does in a day.

Wanna Play?
WANNA PLAY A GAME??? I can only fill this out if I know enough about you! Heres how it goes: Type your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you... 1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. (if possible. if not, I'll say something that only makes sense to me.) 5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll tell you if you have a chance of sleeping with me.

Friday, 06/06 & 06/20 (footsteps)
Friday, June 06, 2008 umm, -And- 06-20-08 Welcome, I hope this finds you well. I've missed YOU and am happy to see YOU still are interested enough to stop by & read my blog today ... (well, the blog from 6/6 anyway) I'd like to give some exciting story as to my whereabouts or disappearance from the last couple of weeks -but- I've always tried to keep it real here. Nothing but Internet & computer problems. Although I'm unsure of where my

Baby On The Way! :)
You read right - I'm pregnant again! :) We never thought it'd happen so soon! It took 12 years to conceive our new baby girl (we adopted our older daughter at birth). My doctor advised us to quit using protection this summer and see what happens. We figured it would take years, if it even ever happened at all. Well, the ONE and ONLY time we tried, I got pregnant! Hahahaha! I'm still in shock, I just can't believe that after so many years of infertility, I got pregnant twice in a little over a year! You guys have a job now, you have to think BOY! LOL! My poor husband is terribly outnumbered already with us three girls - I'm really hoping he gets his boy this time! :) I'm due around April 1st and have my pregnancy confirmation and first ultrasound on August 14th! (It's early to be sharing the news, but I have two postitive home tests). Now I know why I was having trouble losing weight lately! :) I'm vowing to keep my weight down and not gain any - I lost 100 lbs with my

Updated Ldc Positions And Guidelines...comment After U've Read
****IN COMING MEMBERS****** In order to earn the ldc letters you MUST first fan, rate and add all exsisting members, and include " ldc family" in your friends request, Only then will one be issued the LDC letters ****ALL MEMBERS****** 1. MUST HAVE LDC IN THEIR NAMES 2. F.A.R ALL MEMBERS 3. REPOST BULLETINS 4. CONTACT A CREATOR OR OWNER SHOULD THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE. 5. In order to maintain an active family and to insure that everyone is included...It is MANDATORY that each member MUST sign every blog as they read them as proof that they have read them. Also, this way there wont be any new members who feel excluded and ignored.. 6. MUST repost each bulletin posted by the LDC Family 7. There will be 3 members picked each week and posted in a blog. You will have to show them family love by either commenting their pages, giving a drink, rating a pic, or something plus you will have to comment the blog each week stating you have d

Goin Home
Short, sweet and to the point. I'm going home today. :D Sadly of course its right in the middle of Jenni's Happy hour. She has worked hard at being a godmother. Even if you don't know her, do me a favor and drop her some rates. **~~*Jenni*~~**@ fubar PS Happy Birthday Devilgirl. See you all from home. FINALLY

Well..that Was Fun.
I'm about to enter into the realm of TMI, so I marked it NSFW I went out last night. My sexy twin cancelled on me for the night, so I ended up at a house party. I was just drinking and being social. I went with a friend and didn't know anyone when I got there except for her. I'm pretty good at making myself comfy in social situations though. Everyone was my new best friend after a while. I ended up meeting a girl there. Her name was Anita. Super super super hot. She maybe could have used a sammich, but otherwise great body, pretty face, long hair, sexy little pixie girl. We danced a little...things started progressing to making out. We kept drinking, talking, and making out...which all somehow led to her and I in the bathroom. I gave her an orgasm. And I'm super retarded because I didn't think to get her number. It's a damn shame. :| So what you all should take away from these blogs is...I'm a really good dancer. *nods*

Attack Prinny
This Rubar fabulous girl has Auto 11's today. Princess@ fubar Go rate her all day please. And while you are there, join her and Alien's FU Adoption. (It's in her last blog) Should be the best auction Everrrrrrrrrrrr PS. After your done rating Princess. Go show the Spotlight girl Miss Licks mad luv too. If i have to tell you where to find the Spotlight girl you don't deserve to be on my friends list.. Peace out bishes....

It Has It's Advantages.
I just paid my bills online. As some know, for the past year I have had one or another family member staying on and off with me. My nephew, my son, then my mother. Wellllll.... First bills without anyone else using my electric, water, cable, etc..... Over $75.00 less!!!! I ♥ being single! Especially when I am the one paying the bills. :P

Ughhhz
So my father called yesterday...3 times before I picked up the phone. Ofcourse he said he knew that I heard him call, and that I shouldn't be an asshole and pick it up. insert *eye roll* here I've told him that Doug and I are gonna sell our place and go travel for a work program to Europe ,Asia, and Middle East for a year to 2 years (until we run out of moneys). He knows that we are pretty stocked about it that and we never miss the opportunity to travel in general. We are staying for free in several places, including Moscow, where we are gonna spend a coupla months, so money is not much of an issue. After me telling my plan, he flipped, saying Russia is really unsafe to go to, and that the whole decision is highly immature and smells like failure. I told him to mind his own business, and that I didnt ask for his advice. He said that I am always making poor decisions. I said that they are not as bad as marrying two gold digging whores in a row. blah blah blah. Thats why

Snow!
Um we haven't had snow in years... i think in the past 10 years we have had like 3 nights where we had little flurries.. but nothing other than that since like 1988... but.. it looks like we are gonna get snow tonight! OMG see all that blue... thats SNOW!!!!! and its coming my way! (see lake charles on the map? thats me!)

One Of Those People
Here my friends is one of those people that you just gotta love. She'll help you out even when you tell her not to, multiple times :P I realize pretty much everyone I talk already knows her, but on the off chance you don't, rectify it, now. She possesses the awesome basically. Ms. D@ fubar

What To Wear
Today I'm supposed to go get my picture (re)taken for my work's website. We all look individual pictures this summer, but the regular photographer was out. The guy who took the pics did a horrible job and pretty much all of us hate our photos. So today I get to have a redo. The problem, I can't decide what to wear. I had on short sleeves in the original, but I don't think you can tell. Anyone have any suggestions? Color, type of top, etc. It's basically a headshot. You can only see a small part of the shirt. Should I keep my "diamond" jewelry on or change it to match the outfit? I normally wouldn't care so much, but this is going on the hospital's website for all to see. When I write my research articles they put this picture next to my byline too. Ugh! Help me!!

Omg!!!
Thank you!!! I want to thank very very much to my fu-family who helped me a LOT, wanna thank all the friends and friends of friends lol(i know, it sounds like i just got an Oscar lol).I'm speechless.This pic here says it all. Smooches for everybody!!! ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar

Stalking?
I was talking to my friend, and he told me that I shouldn't be posting any NSFW pics in blogs, since that will bring on more stalkers and make guys "talk between each other", which will cause an "information spill". To clarify: I really could not care less what the crowd thinks about me, who talks about me, and what impression I give out. I am not in high school anymore, although I really didn't give a shit back then either. Some might think I'm a whore, and I am perfectly fine with that. I am not running for a President, nor plan to run for Miss America, so I can gladly announce that people's opinions do not matter to me at all. I have met a small amount of people that appreciate me for who I am, which is a person they know. Others appreciate my art and writings, and make their opinions about me based on those. Those are people I talk to, and who matter to me. Otherwise, you are nothing but a pic with a screen name, and no amount of talk between the SBs would possibly a

Leaving Fubar Updated
Hello everyone Well I had planned on deleting when my vip was up , many of you read the last blog on why well I have decided after reading a lot of mail and comments that I will not let him push me off this site so I blocked him and set my profile to salutes only to avoid any fake account to harass me ... I have met a lot of wonderful people here and really do not want to loose contact with any of you .. So with this said come love on me im back lol love you all Robin the one and only " TSISQUO'GA "

Random Bits
My boss can be such a woman sometimes: "I want you to do exactly what I want, but I don't want to tell you what it is I want you to do" I have a quarter, a nickle, and two pennies in my pocket and I don't know how they got there. Pretty women are out in force today, everywhere I have been so far there has been one there. I capitulate! You win, I have no power against you. I need to pick up a copy of the Watchmen before the movie comes out. I found out yesterday that VIP's can find out who has them in their family. At the time, I was like who cares, but now curiosity has been eating at me. Its been a while since I have made graphics on a large scale, I should design something up. You can say "Wa" outloud, and while people will look, they really wont say anything. The same goes for saying "China." If you say them both at the same time, you get many odd looks.

Tagged Afriggingain.....
SO I got Tagged by: Serenity AKA Not That Girl, That Girl and Kloverlynn.. so far..If you plan on tagging me don't bother cuz i'm only doin this once. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I eat a lot of cheese 2. My boobs hang like gorilla knuckles 3. I love cotton underwear 4. I don't like fish 5. Regardless of what ppl think.. I am NOT bi or a lesbian. 6. I am a spoiler when I have a man 7. I have 5 O'clock shadow at 8 O' clock in the morning.. down there.... 8. I swallow 9. reading is my hobby 10. I'm addicted to midget porn and Ninja parades I refuse to tag anyone.. this vicious cycle has to end!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Bwhahahah
Ok so this is old but i still like to do it every once in a while... the one i just got is supper funny. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=pixie Do You Eat The Pixie Last? follow the link and post what yours was. Ok so i deiced I'd use the Slogans as part of my salutes i need to make ... so find one you like and ill make you one.

Attn Bomb Beggers Fuck Off!!
all you bomb chasers that see me activate my bomb FUCK RIGHT OFF.. most of you DO NOT return it so in future stay the fuck off my page.. and no I'm not on my period!! Eat my ass and have a crappy day!

Love Bunnies ~easter Game
This game is now CLOSED. Congratulations to Cutterbum, DJ BornNRaised, and Rebbie! Thanks to everyone that played - it was a blast :) Our next game will be posted soon! Game F.A.Q. 1. Who can I order for? You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Anyone who wishes to be removed from the game may do so by requesting such through private message at any time. Not all people play for the win - most play simply to give the tokens as gifts to those they care for :) Please request removal ONLY if you do not desire to receive more tokens! 2. Can I order more than one at a time? Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many tokens are meant for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 tokens) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User

The Long Version
Updated and Edited on March 22, 2010 1. Relationship Status: It's complicated. And that's that truth! I am single but my life is complicated and any relationship that I "might" get involved with would be doubly complicated. It would take a very special man to deal with the life I live, which revolves around 5 kids, 4 of which still live with me...A grand daughter and one on the way, plus their dads who live here with my daughters. Plus I have an ex that floats in and out of the house although he's not doing much in the way of supporting his children either financially or emotinally...And thanks to him and a few that I have met online, I am done trying to believe in love, faith, hope, lasting relationships, esp with someone you meet anywhere on line no matter how close they live and how much likelihood there is that you may be able to meet to see if there is reason to go further...Love exists in the heart not in reality...It is an emotion that cannot be turned off the minute the other

Stripper? Say What?
So... My friend has been working at a strip club.... She has been telling us she was a waitress... no biggy... but her man seemed to have a major issue with it and is only letting her do it till she gets enough money put up for a semester or 2 of college.. (she doesn't have long till she graduates) Well.. i have been wondering if she really was a waitress... so i sent her a text asking if she was working up at the club that night.... she said yeah.. so i said.. ok.. see ya in a couple hours.. she was like yeah right... when i walked in.. her face was pure shock.. she comes up and goes omg you were serious... i said yeah.. and she goes... damn.. come to find out... my suspicion was right! she is stripping... i stayed for a while.. she got 40 bucks out of me haha... then i left I drove 1.5 hours each way.. just to prove to myself something i knew... I love strippers LMAO (seriously... she was shocked i was so cool about it)

Elvis
I am sitting outside. My step-dad is blasting Elvis, and attempting to sing. It's so loud that I can't even hear the music on my laptop, when I have it turned up all the way. This sucks. I can't escape!!!! SAVE ME!!!

Yummy
Just a quickie to say that Vanilla Half & Half in coffee is good =) Usually I get Coffeemate Creamer's and as of lately I had bought a regular Half and Half and was using Splenda....this vanilla is yummy and I don't need any extra sweetner ;) Have an awesome Tuesday!!!

Sometimes I Wish...
...that i closed my shout box, then i would not be getting such idiotic fu sluts coming in it wanting shit from me... here is a conversation i had a bit ago ... eh please if your a fu slut, PLEASE block me!! I am bored... i need entertainment... soo... should i go masturbate now... battle my 2 inch pirate into submission... or just look at NSFW photos til my grow tire of looking at sluts who shows their body for payment *cough* prostitutes *cough*Okay bored.. hm funny shout i recievedfu slut>Hey hun can you PLEASE rate this picture of my friend i would love you forever!! :) [had contest link]me>> love me forever... love is a lie, and is highly overrated fu slut> i completely agree with you... so will you rate my friends pics PWEASEme> pwease? i know many guys get hot under the collar at "child speak" just tell them check them selves into the local pedophilia jail.. or kill themselvesfu slut> LMAO your funny please then, can you rate the photo of my friendME>i do not know her/himfu slu

Dell Sucks!
So, many of you know I've had problems with my laptop since I've gotten it. It's now to the point of no return. For those of you who don't know, new friends and blog stalkers, I'll give you a run down of everything that's went wrong with this thing since I've gotten it. Keep in mind that I've had it 13 months. 1. Within 2 days of having it the DVD/CD drive popped open on its own. 2. The keys on my laptop would stick, so I was sent a new keyboard that I had to replace. 3. My webcam is messed up. It looks like I'm in a room full of smoke. The lense and cover have been cleaned and it's still doing it. 4. The laptop stopped reading my memory card. They sent a tech here and they replaced my mother board. 5. While the tech was here, he noticed that the DVD/CD drive was bent in the back. 6. He asked me if it was refurbished. Said I had a screw missing and others were lose. He replaced the missing screw and tightened the others. [ive never had it apart until then]

What Kind Of Person Is This?
A Person acts like a friend for 10 years.. Lets me borrow his computer while mine is down, in exchange for DJ Software, 10,000 music files, DJ Training. We Laughed, Joked, had many intellectual discussions, WHILE laughing and joking. A concert comes to our area. I invite an old female friend that i used to work with. He is instantly in her yahoo talking shit about me, while continuing to pose as a friend to my face. She comes to the concert, we all have fun, we go to his place after the concert and she feels more comfortable sharing a bed with me (because she has known me for a while) than she would with him. He talks more shit to more of my friends, all behind my back of course. Telling them that I am somehow a pathetic leech, when the only thing i got from him was to use his computer while he was at work. In my opinion, someone who slams their own friends of 10 years just to acquire a higher stature in front of the women that he worships (pretty much every woman that says hi to h

Deliberate?
You know when you want to blog something, but you're an air headed zombie like me? Okay, maybe not. But because that's what I am, I'm gonna blog about stuff that happens at work that makes me laugh. So explanation done, on to the story. Place - Inside Stairwell Time - Lunch People involved - 1 x generally hated (amongst students) female teacher, many x students. Background info - Every lunchtime the kids sit on the stairs and in the hallway and get in everyone's way basically. The event - Said teacher walking up stairs, student pushes another student into teacher, nearly making her fall down the stairs. Teacher goes ballistic, kids plead innocent, was a joke they say. Teacher promises to have them banned from being there at lunch. Much mirth for me

Cleaning...
So last year, I bought my son a hamster, Tippy. Tippy lasted a measly 4 day's in the Woo household. We woke up one morning and one of the cats had knocked the cage over and Tippy was gone. We figured the damn thing had become cat chow. Well, tonight...I had the crazy burst of energy so I was doing chores that really needed to get done. I was picking up some of my dirty clothes off the bottom of my closet and there lies a carcass. A nasty, grey, furry eyeless body. It hadn't been dead that long because my laundry had been all removed recently, so that mean I have had a little rodent living free and wild in my house for nearly a year. I'm thinking my cats need to go back to mouse trap school. They are constantly leaving me little presents on my back step...dead mice, moles, bird, and even a baby squirrel once, but the mangy(sp?) little brats couldn't catch a hamster inside my house.

Too Old To Do Stupid Shit
when at work yesterday we were moving a companies telecommunication and data equipment from one office park to another. we already had everything pre cabled and tested earlier in the week. was supposed to be a nice short 3 hour friday. first verizon doesn`t show up until 11:30, the tech looks around and says he`s going to lunch and will be back. then he has problems at the feed box down the street so we are sitting around doing nothing for 4 hours. customer decides at last minute theyneed 2 more fax lines in a room so they have to be wired. to get to that location wires have to span a 60 foot section of hard ceiling, no drop ceiling tiles to pop up and work in the area. so i get ladder out and crawl the studs in ceiling , hanging the wires off roof struts the whole way. it`s late in the day and i just wanted to get out of there so instead of crawling all the way back i decide to just jump out of ceiling to floor 8 foot below.well that wasn`t the smartest thing to do. i just got back f

How In The World....?
Why is it that us decent-looking, kind, intelligent, pure-hearted folk always seem to be perpetually single..meanwhile the people who shouldn't procreate always seem to find someone? Seems the best of us are always single, always looking, you think we'd stumble upon each other..but that never seems to work. Somehow the decent people always manage to find the ones who will hurt us, abuse us, take advantage of us, and discard us like trash before moving on to someone who isn't half as good as we are. So while we sit around, pained and broken, jaded with the world, we see others in relationships and become bitter with love. Meanwhile we take a look at those happy couples around us, and we wonder: "What the fuck? HE/SHE can get someone, but I can't?" Hideous ugly troll women with 8 chins, sparse facial hair, gargantuan ass, cankles bigger than most men's thighs, a high-pitched screeching voice, and a lingering smell of sweltering pork faintly clouded over by febreeze walking hand-in-han

Moonlight Levelup Requirements
REQUIREMENTS FOR A LEVELUP!!!!1.They must be online so they can return rates.As they return rates it makes them go down faster,making it easier to get them leveled.2.All we ask is that the person being leveled rates and fans the people helping them level.3.Must have at least 100 rateable items... pictures must be not ripped and NSFW pictures because you get no points for ripped pictures or for NSFW pictures.4. If they have 20k. Must have 100 sfw pics/stash 5. If they have 30k. Must have 300 sfw pics/stash 6. If they have 50k. Must have 500 sfw pics/stash7. If they have 100k. Must have 1000 sfw pics/stash 8. If they have 200k and autos must have 500 sfw pics/stash 9.Family Member's have priority,please send a message to the Homepage if you need to be leveled.

Goal #1: Achieved
I'll be moving into an apartment in Watertown on the 1st. Just me and my son. I've never lived alone like that before. Without a parent, or a boyfriend, or a roommate. Just him and I. Two against the world. I'm so excited right now. I'll be going back to my old job, seeing my old friends. I'll be closer my best friend! He'll be able to see his father every day again, which, even though I hate the man sometimes, I think is soooo important. I fieel like this is step one to getting my life back. Fuck, I never truly had a life. I feel like this is step one to achieving real happiness. I'm so terrified to live on my own. This will be so scary. I can't wait.

Parking Wars!!!
My Parking Dilemma all started when I moved to my current location # years ago. My house is in one of the “cool” neighborhoods and my street at the time allowed for 2 hour parking. This was a problem because anyone who lived on the street could not find parking and would be forced to carry their belonging half way up the block. I being of leadership material phoned the city and asked what could be done to make it a zoned street where only the residents would be allowed to park. I was told to get a petition from all of the residents on both sides of the street. And it required that 80% of the people agreed. So every night for a week I stalked the neighbors. Most at first thought I was selling things and would hide from my ringing of their door bell. The word spread like hot fire “there was a lady trying to get resident only parking” the doors started opening and I was surprised I wasn’t being paraded around the street. I was there Hero… Not

Six Weeks
someone asked me for an update, and even tho everyone is in bed, i guess i'll throw one out there. Monday was six weeks since surgery, which i believe is the halfway point to full recovery. i'm still tired all the time, tho getting around a lot better than before. 11 mile bike ride on Sunday, a trip to a zoo yesterday (got some cool pix to upload) so all in all i'm getting around pretty good. the physician's assistant really was impressed with the way i jumped out of the chair to check out my x-ray today at my first follow up exam. (the doctor i have is pretty awesome..... he's like that old Groucho Marx joke "hey doctor, it hurts when i do this".... "well don't do that!"...... i have zero limitations on what i am "allowed" to do, which just astounds the physical therapy people, but its this doctor's philosophy. and in this litigious society that we live in, i think that is a true testimonial to his faith in his work) on a side note, evidently there was a foot fetishist as a con

Faking
Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we proceeded to have sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell your faking." FML

Who The Fuck Are You People
types of mummers fun people, there for entertainment and friends. angry people looking to blow off steam without really hurting anyone angry people looking to hurt people lonely hearts looking to score some romance serial killers looking for victims cross dressers looking for fashion tips religious zealots looking to show us all the light toothbrush salesmen looking to spread the joy of dental hygiene space cadets looking to.................. nasty fucking tramps looking to take advantage of member of the opposite sex who are in a vulnerable position. ash, in a category of her own bored lonely housewives looking for some virtual cock action mormons fudge packers midgets people who have crossed several species barriers in their genetic makeup obsessive castration ladies serial nymphomaniacs. large breasted smiley faced women people with delusions of grandeur of being faux royalty. canadians butter eating canericans a

My Talents Are For Sale.
5,000 fubucks, naming your puppy/kitten 7,000 fubucks, naming your any other pets excluding reptiles 10,000 fubucks naming your reptile 15,000 send me a colour swatch and i'll tell you what colour it is 20,000 i'll secretly laugh at you 100,000 ill promise something non-sexual 1,250,000 ill abstain from abusing americans for the entire period it takes me to get enough funds to achieve spotlight 5,000,000 ill say i love america in every mumm in a 1 hour period (hour to be chosen at my convenience) 10,000,000 ill buy a stars and stripes pair of underpants and send pics to donator. (please allow time for me to find said article, underpants not anything else, i know where THAT is)

Wedding.
Inside Edition was just on and it showed a clip of a wedding where the party made their entrance dancing. I figured it would be tacky, but it ended up being pretty sweet and made me ALMOST want to cry. What can I say, I'm a girl. Anyway, I'm thinking that IF I were to ever get married again, I would want something like this. Not the traditional wedding march. Something fun that people would remember. I mean, when you get married, you're happy, right? At any rate, here is the clip. If it doesn't work...I'll post it in the comments.

Ya'all Know....
Everyone knows I don't do this stuff much but an amazing friend of mine is only about 5 million away from oracle...So anyone willing to trade her an Auto for some fubucks? Or maybe a couple of people send her 10$ bling packs? Any interest? $safe_uid_dname@ fubar p.s. its Serenity

Could You....
Could you forgive your enemies if it was your last day? forgiveness is a tool we use to help us move on. it is not about making the other person or persons feel better. with that being said I am not the type of person to forgive. I see no point to it. I just move on..... that does not mean I do not believe in giving second chances. just really depends on the situation. however you have to earn my trust all over again. and hurt me again and I am just done with you. So could I forgive my enemies if it was my last day? I could, but I wouldn't. Then again I have no enemies that I know of either.

Blah Blah Blah
Ever have one of those days where you just want human touch? Nothing sexual but just someone to cuddle with. I feel that way today. Which is rather odd for me. Maybe I have been single to long, I don't know.

Maybe It's Not Over?
Well since my last update, I had almost given up. So I thought. I would still write offline messages in attempt to reach him. I eventually gave up on that too... so I thought. I don't know why, but the other day I decided to try and write him again. To my shock, He wrote back last night and I missed it. I was pissed! But I finally got a hold of him on the phone today, and was trying to fight back the tears of joy i had just to hear his voice again. I just now got off of the messenger with him. i told him about the blog and sent him the links. He was tearing, up he said. I'm a complete mess right now.. I'm still sopping up tears. So, he told me that he had cracked, and got scared. After some time went by, he was scared to write me in fear that I had a boyfriend. He did't think I'd want to talk to him again. We had this discussion before. I don't care what I have going on in my life, I will always want to hear from him. Even if I DID have a boyfriend... If he showed up at my door..

Random Ten (inspired By Crystal)
1. I like coffee as more than a friend. 2. I'm a wee bit metrosexual. I used to just be neat, clean and cared about my clothes. Now I have a label. Huzzah! 3. I'm learning that lust is much simpler than love. Thank you sensei. 4. If you're gonna play Russian Roulette with knives, make sure the other guy goes first. 5. You get used to loneliness. (not a cry for attention, just a statement of fact and not something that actually bothers me. I enjoy solitude.) 6. I should pick up that guitar again. 7. I despise talking on the phone. It's an extremely uncomfortable experience. I'm not really all that good at talking period. My brain and mouth don't work well together. 8. I love autumn. In a few more weeks the world should be golden again until the starkness of winter sets in. 9. I really, truly enjoy most of you. I lust most of you too. 10. I never thought I'd be one of those people with NSFW pics. It's so weird that people even ask. Perverts. Give

...........stuph
...my uncle passed away last night. I think it's something he wanted. He hasn't been healthy...every procedure he'd undergone to get better seemed to make something else work. I wasn't particularly close to him, so I'm not feeling all that sad. I do feel bad for my Aunt. He was all she had...no kids. I don't know why I'm sharing this...but I am. Got my car inspected this morning. Kicking myself for not doing it while I was on vacation. I don't know why I have to get a brand new car inspected every year. Well, I do...it's so the state can leech more money out of us without actually calling it a tax. Smooth. I understand the safety issues, but I've had this car 2 years and next year I'll be turning it in for another lease...I shouldn't need an inspection for a 2 year old car. Also picked up the Christmas cards and finished the last of my Christmas shopping (well, actually going to stores Christmas shopping...a few more online things to do). I got extra cards because I

7-up...the 58,000 Profile Rate Fake Exposed....again....
So quite awhile ago I asked if anyone had any blog with some substance or some information that they felt worthy of sharing with everyone and well, I felt this almost 60,000+ profile rate fake needed some revisiting…because apparently people either just don‘t get it, or even worse just don‘t care…and with that we bring you… (¯`·.?.·7üP is Höpé`s gírl·.?.·´¯)@ fubar These pics from her profile that she claims to be her below a 20 year old girl from Rochester, MN …notice no salutes or even an attempt at one.. These same pictures from the real girl who is actually 18 years old from Freehold Twp, NJ…can be located in Candace’s Blog below… Click to see it busted ! And then here’s the real girl’s site as well, where she has posted video blogs… Click to see the real girl ! I just don’t know. I think she’s another “cancer liar fake” or something on her page. I’ve bee

Burried
Staring out the window I am blinded by a blanket of white stretched out over everything. The snow is falling so hard that I can barley make out the house on the next street. The sky is no longer blue, the grass no longer green. Only the tallest trees peek above as gray streaks breaking the canvas.As picturesque as I find the view from my french doors, I can't help but to curse like a sailor under my breath knowing I am stuck in the house for the next few days. My dog, my Mastiff, is terrified of snow. She won't go "potty", instead she is laying at my feet wondering why I have done her this injustice. I tried picking her up and throwing her out in it earlier, she made such a valliant effort to get back in that I thought she would shatter the glass door.My dog is not the only nuisance in this winter wonderland. Snow shoveling is on the docket for tomorrow. And my lovely friends, you may or may not be aware, but I am no fan of manual labor. Shoveling snow is nothing I am interested in d

My Peanut!
I am 9 weeks and 6 days My baby's heart rate is 165 beats per minute I didn't get a picture cause it looks like a little bean. but you could see its legs a kicking.... I said its twitching. Jeff says it has A.D.D. which of course it does coming from him... (swear to god) I believe in Ritalin. I cant stop smiling cause my baby was twitching... Next time Jan 23 be there for pics.... Wicked and Fetus. PS its not nice to drink a litre of water then have a lady ram a thingy against your stomach and bladder... i suffered in silence!

I Hate Mel...
You Are Wacky and Eccentric You can't help but be a little weird. You've never really felt normal. You end up having unusual opinions, hobbies, and interests. You just seem to see the world through a different lens. You are quite expressive and creative. You have a true inner artist... and a very avant-garde one at that! Your whole life is like a quirky indie movie, and you can never predict what's going to happen next. The Orchid Test Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone You Are Fabulously Flirty You don't have loose morals or anything, you just think it's fun to flirt. You love to make other people smile, laugh, and even blush. You have a twinkle in your eye. Your flirting may occasionally get you in trouble, but it's totally not your fault. You only have innocent intentions. If someone can't handle your charm, it's not your fault! What Makes You Fabulous? Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

Urbandictionary.com
So here's what you do. Go to www.urbandictionary.com and do a lookup of your name. Then blog the definition! Tori: someone of great nature, beauty, ettiquette, and intellegent. often reffered to in the sense of a godlike being "Dude, Prince William is so awesome. Almost as awesome as Tori... but not quite, because no one is that aweswome" tori (n): pretty much the most awesome person you will ever hope to meet. many people try to be as balla as tori but in many cases do not suceed. toris are pretty awesome and pretty much the greatest thing since...EVER! many people hope to be tori but never are because shes a ballaholic! woah look at tori, shes more ballin then that kid in detroit son. Tori is

Gay Spinoza
Should I be flattered at spinoza commenting Me this in My shout? Shoudl I a: cut the closet case balls off b: hook him up with a gay bud c: screen shot and make fun of em d: you decide what happens to the closet case :P Yes another blog of boredom...

Heart, Inc.
Couple of weeks ago, I removed her pic as the wallpaper on my iPod touch... Last night, I removed her pic as my cellphone's wallpaper... *sigh* I've been told by friends in RL as well as on here I should open up more, so welcome to my emo-blog. I've had folks on here reply to my status with sad faces and concern, even though I'm making a joke of the situation. It's almost become the norm with me.... Girl gets to know me and is quick to say the "L" word. We have a great romantic friendship for awhile... And then, *POOF* ...she's gone... No explanation. It's come to the point that this is how I expect all my romances to end with, and I have no other way to deal with it but shrug and joke about it :p On a side note, I'd like to thank you folks that I joke around with on here. I know I don't open up, but just mindless banter with ya'll really helps ;)

Hack
*cough* PSA: I'm generally a miserable prick when I'm sick and rarely in a chatty mood. Exceptions to this rule...there are a few. *hack* *spit* I hope nobody had all the secrets of the universe saved in their private messages. If you happened to send me some smut in a message last night, please send it again. If you didn't, please send some. Random sentence created from single words in other recent blog post titles: Mundane revenge application question; lollipop day, black night? Funny? *fiddlin about* It's a nice day out today. Still cold, but sunny. I'll be very happy when I can open a window again. People that talk just to hear the sound of their own voice, spewing nonsensical drivel that is basically shit dribbling into my ear, should have their voicebox removed. Or donated to Roger Ebert. That made me kinda sad. I always liked Ebert. Siskel was a prick and always too concerned with the "importance" of movies. Ebert knew that sometimes they can

Doctrine Of Unintended Consequences, A Case Study
I try not to blog about the inanity that is my work. Really, I do try. But occasionally they do something that's so mind-bogglingly idiotic that I have to write about it, just to check to be sure that I'm not the only one who thinks it's crazy. So. I'm a technical writer/editor, contracting for the FAA. You knew that, right? What I do is mostly editing and publishing (online) the documents that they write. There's an ISO-certified process that we have to follow in order to do this. If you don't know what that means, don't worry. Neither does most of the government, apparently. Part of this process involves coordinating documents with other divisions within the FAA, some located here in Washington, others located across the country. Basically, we send it to them, they get a month or so to read it and send back any comments. There's a form they have to sign and send back to us, which says that they've read it and have no comments, or else they have comments and they send those along to

You're So Vain - The Blog
You walked into the blog like you were walking onto a MUMMYour font strategically leaned to the rightYour font it was helveticaYou had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself macarena And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner They'd be your partner, and... You're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you You're so vain, I'll bet you think this blog is about you Don't you? Don't You? You had me several years ago when I was still quite the NOOB Well you said that we would win FUBARAnd that you would never fuicideBut you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me I had made some MUMM but only got clowns in my comments, Clowns in my comments... You're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you You're so vain, I'll bet you think this blog is about you Don't you? Don't You? Don't You? I had made some MUMMs and all I got was clowns in my comments Clowns in my comments, and... You're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you You're s

Got A Mac! Woot!
PEEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEE.... THIS IS STRANGE! Everything is a bit different...cool but different... Anyway, just wanted to let people know that; I didn't kill the fiance, even though I still kinna want to. and I'm rearranging my friends list to people that are on here and I talked to often...you other freaks..you're still TOPS OF MY LIST...you just go "other places" and when you're here..you'll find me *grin* I hope..*quick look of wonder and sadness* yup.. ♥

Imma Paddle Witchie...
Ten random facts folks you read it..you do it1. I'm potty-trained.2. my fave food is pasta - with My sauce, preferably 3. I love sci-fi and fantasy books/movies4. I love blue5. I like music - almost any kind 6. Weird Al is my hero! 7. I'm a hopeless romantic (well, I thought so until the shot...)8. I'm more of a smart ass in real life9. I love to cuddle - ALMOST as much as sex10. my guilty pleasure is Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. And other FAMILY (I.E. not CHILDREN'S) movies PS - I WILL get you, Witchie woman! Rock on!Shawn

In The Round...
I've got nothing to blog about. I felt like blogging though. So you get this. Imma close my eyes and spin in my chair and when I stop and open my eyes the first thing I see I'm going to write about. You can do this too, unless you don't have a spinny chair (which would be a shame, I can amuse myself for hours with my spinny chair). In lieu of spinny chair havingness, just spin a pen or a bottle or learn to breakdance. Here goes. Spun a lil too fast. Oy. Anyway, we have cameras at work. We were told they were installed for our own protection, in case a disgruntled employee or angry truck driver decided to harass us. Since I've yet to be fired for sitting on the internet and writing blogs I guess they were telling the truth. We did have one case of a rather off kilter driver. He would come in on afternoons or midnights and would always have a problem with one of his shipments and just freak out. If you're going to hit the border overnight you need to have your shit together

I Might Date You If..by Request.
Ok since my last list was a bit Abraisive, a lovely friend, Rio is lovely suggested I write another one. Here it goes.. 1. If your wardrobe is 80% black clothing, I might date you. 2. If you find yourself headbanging and screaming vigorously waiting at a stop light, I might date you. 3. If you believe music is part of your anatomy, I might date you. 4. If someone trips and falls and you laugh, I might date you. 5. If you still slurp your spaghetti, I might date you. 6. If you dress up your animals out of boredom, I might date you. 7. If you got good breath and a nice smile, I might date you. 8. If you think cold pizza is breakfast of the gods, I might date you. 9. If you stand next to the Ocean and feel its power, I might date you. 10. If you have more than 4 Tattoo's, I might date you. 11. If you like Survivor, I might date you. 12. If you think hot dogs are lips and assholes, I might date you. 13. If the dust from the mosh pit is like sweet spring flowers to you,

Persistence Is Futile...
I need more random fakes and weirdos in my shoutbox. Makes the day just fly by. This person had a blank profile and no pics fyi. Enjoy. angelgirl: hello cutie 7:20ammoreTo angelgirl: hello 7:21amreplyangelgirl: how are you 7:22ammoreTo angelgirl: i'm ok 7:23amreplyangelgirl: and do you have a girlfriend? 7:23ammoreTo angelgirl: i have 3 or 4 of them 7:24amreplyangelgirl: awwwww man i thought you are single and i could date you 7:25ammoreTo angelgirl: that was very forward thinking of you. 7:26amreplyangelgirl: thank you and i am single so you want to date me? 7:27ammoreTo angelgirl: i usually like to get to know nameless and faceless people before i date them. sex is another matter. 7:28amreplyangelgirl: well my name is carissa and i cant find a pic of me on my computer because my sister takes it and takes pics 7:31ammoreTo angelgirl: are you capable of describing yourself? your sister sounds very rude. Is she cute? 7:31amreplyangelgirl: so do you want to date me 7:32a

No Pants!!
To roK: im saving myself for marriage cancel Chat 11:54pm reply roK: to whom? cancel Chat 11:54pm more To roK: Ville Valo...DUH!! cancel Chat 12:01am reply roK: oh please, he knows you're a whore cancel Chat

Green Man Links
YES TODAY IS MAKE CUBBY GREEN....BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE GUYS SCROLLING AND BEING LIKED. HERE ARE SOME GUYS THAT ENTERED THE RAFFLE AND SHOULD BE PIMPED OUT AND LIKED TODAY LOTS!! PEDRO - http://fubar.com/755732 CHEF JAY - http://fubar.com/570216 DEACON - http://fubar.com/766362 KEVIN - http://fubar.com/3755257 THESE PROFILE LINKS ARE ON MY PAGE THANK YOU :D

For The Love Of Bling
My newest pet peeve.... Going off on someone for not rating your profile when they polish your bling. Here's how I see it....... Someone bought the bling for you, someone is taking the time and doing all the work polishing it. You just made 1,000s of points from their work so..... STFU and get over it! That is all.

Aftermath (redux)
And just like that....poof...it's over. I levelled, which is cool because now I can start paying back all those pimpouts I've been getting. Thanks again to Ninja for giving me the Happy Hour, and my anonymous benefactor who put me up for it. Also thanks to Vixen and Misfit for the famplifier and boomerang. And thanks to everyone that rated, pimped, shared, etc. If you choose your friends well on this site, you reap the rewards of your good judgement. I have been very lucky in this respect. I have quite a few new ones to sort through. About me sections and blogs are what I look for first to see who's a keeper. Yes, even before NSFW. I already know there's a few. The rest will be quietly deleted at some point to carry on the illusion that I'm a nice guy. And best of all...no more blogs about Happy Hours!! And I can go back to being ignored by the other 59,800 people on this site that I am happy to be ignored by. Once more, thanks to everyone. It was an interesting da

Confidence.
No, this isn't about self-esteem. I probably have an adequate number of both positive and negative opinions of myself. This is about what's said IN confidence. People can tell me whatever they feel like telling me. I don't care if it's solely a serious discussion, or a casual conversation with passing remarks of a serious nature: I'm a pretty good judge of what I can repeat and what I should keep the fuck to myself. Just over a month ago, in a regular, day-to-day, friendly conversation, the topic of work was brought up. Not by me, mind you. I try to stay as far away from that subject as I can get. Basically, in a polite response to a question about how work was going, I mentioned how work had become ridiculously stressful.. and if things didn't get better in our territory soon, the thought of asking for a demotion had crossed my mind. Mistake! That comment came back to haunt me more than four weeks later, and I had to spend valuable time I didn't really have this morning to expla

The Ugly Side Of Family
I think it's no surprise to anyone that families fuction in a uniquely dysfunctional way, and that there are ugly secrets behind every seemingly functional family. Mine is no different. In the recent past (last year or so), my sister has continued a downward spiral into drug abuse and psychotic behavior. When it really started to get the worst, she decided that she would go and get pregnant because she needed someone who loved her. She got pregnant while on drugs (enough to kill an elephant at that) and miscarried several times. She finally got pregnant the last time, and it stuck. Instead of deciding to quit taking the drugs, or get some kind of help, she continued on, business as usual, getting high. She landed herself in jail (again) while she was 3 months pregnant. She then admitted to the drugs use of cocaine, oxycontin, xanax, and aderall, daily, mind you. She had it in her head that everyone wanted her to have an abortion and that she wouldn't be able to hold the pregnancy a

Ugly People
I know ugly people need love to, but damn these people need to just stop. This one person I see in my bartab constantly kind of looks like a butch Punky Brewster. She be making fun of people all the time but she ain't all that either. I think she need to hush her wh*re mouth and be looking in the mirror before she be talking trash about people. I ain't be playing either. Ugly people don't need to be hatin'. Haters ain't be making me famous they be makin' me popular. Don't be hatin'!!!

Peen Perving
so like let me set this straight... before I came here I was an ANGEL just so ya'll know............ you have been a very big influence on my giggles & I just can't help myself anymore..... God damn perv peening hoars! I (heart thingy) ya all! ITs ALLA your fault YES YOURS & YOURS & yes even YOURS!!!!! keep on keeping on I so love the laughs! and as always peace baby

What Is Truth & Reality? Where Are We Headed? With A Holiday Twist..
Well hello hello everyone! wow, it's been quite some time now hasn't it? Feels like it. First off I hope that every single one of you is having a very safe, happy and enjoyable holiday season. I can see the normal fu spirit for this time of year is in full swing. It's good to see people, at least generally enjoying themselves.. At any rate, I've been pretty fu mia of late, not really doing all that much, just observing and taking in some of the sights and sounds of what I see. And boy, that sure is amusing in and of itself. What's probably even more amusing than what you -see- here these days, is actually what you are -not- seeing. Because only with the rational combination of the seen and the unseen around here, can provide you with a much clearer picture about the "truth" of things. Whether it be in life, or on fubar.com. Despite how much some people would like to bend that curve between "just fubar" and "real life" (to their liking or need normally) the facts are what they are a

Hoars!
So, On Saturday, I'll be activating the God Mode bling thing that the GREATEST TITS IN THE UNIVERSE bought me. Since I like to spread the love, if you'd like me to bomb any of your albums, let me know in this blog's comments. Linking directly to the album in question will increase your chances of being bombed, what with me being a fat lazy bastard and all. Also - if you know any cool people who hardly ever get points, let me know about them in the comments too. You're welcome. ;)

Languidly Stumbling And Awkward Rise Of The Machines
I’ve been watching IBM’s supercomputer Watson play Jeopardy this week. it has been interesting. The computer is currently destroying the two biggest champions Jeopardy ever had. The computer obviously has an unfair advantage as to the speed with which it can press the button. What’s amazing is how quickly it can make the logical connections based on keywords to find the correct answer. Speed and the mass quantity of stored information are really its only advantages though, so I’m still not too worried about the machines taking over. Our brain can make the same connections, at a slower speed, if the information is there. And even if the information is not there we’re capable of reasonable assumptions. We understand context and the subtleties of the language while the computer doesn’t. Some of its responses have been rather bizarre to say the least even though it is right most of the time. It also shows what answers the computer comes up with

I Has The Sadz
My son is even more allergic to everything ( 33 out of 34 things tested for) than the last time he got tested. Including dogs, :( we have been searching for a pup & the Doctor highly advised against it. My Dad told me on Easter Day, he has decided to sell the beach house, which was where him & my mom lived since 2001. He says he is just barely making it, so moving off shore will make things easier for him. This is a good thing, but I will surely miss the house and all the memories we shared with my mom and him and all the family. Time to make new memories I guess. We will still get to the beach often, but now I won't be able to walk back to the house to refill my mudslides. :( . It will be good for him so I guess it's for the best! Things are super slow at work cause of this fucking economy. So when you get out & do buy something, even if it's just a candy bar.. GET YOUR RECEIPT so I keep my job. Please & Thanks! It's almost 90 degrees & I am bumming tha

Membership Entrance Guidlines
Sexy Temptations Membership Entrance Sexy Temptations is about a close and sexy family of fuBar members! Ladies and Gentlemen can apply to be in Sexy Temptations! The following is what it takes to become a part of Sexy Temptations: 1 Must have a VALID fuBar Salute (exceptions may apply) 2 Must Add/Family Add the Homepage and the Co-founders (makes it easier for us to find you and it helps promote the Homepage a little bit) 3 Must R/F/A/L all of the Sexy Temptations Daily or 2-3 times a week (Check about me for current list) 4 Must leave a profile or status comment to confirm # 3 5 Must add Sexy Temptations Trainee to your Screen Name when first joining (STT for short) 6 Must agree on being voted in our Family (Voting takes place each weekend. Will rip a picture from your default to be voted on.) 7 After being voted in you will remove Traniee from your Screen Name (ST for short) 8 Must agree & abide by these Guidlines and be active with the group. If you are inactive for

Wednesday Update :)
Good news today! Trish was able to sit up in a chair for a few minutes yesterday!! That's the first time she's been out of bed since the accident :) Beth said she told the nurse yesterday that if she didn't get to wash her hair & shower soon, that she knew someone who was really good at get aways in a wheel chair. That made my day because that was referring to something I had told her before the accident, which means her memory is getting better every day :) She is wanting to go to the hospital that's closer to her home so it's not so hard on Illyra and everyone who has to make the trip. Her pain meds are keeping her comfortable now & at lower doses she's able to be awake more & talk more. No updates on the scumbag who did this to her yet. Hopeful that if she keeps improving over the next few days that she'll be able to be moved to a regular room where she can communicate more. Keep the prayers coming, our girl's improving!!! Lisa

Miracles Do Happen, I Am One Of Them!
After spending a total of 6 years in and out of hospitals of my life,. A month here, two weeks there, alway's at the time Christmas was approaching. I knew what to look forward to. A lengthy hospital stay... Ten years in a row , I spent my Christmas Holiday's in a hospital. Last September around my birthday ( which is the 21st ) a few more days and I will see 55, something I never thought would happen. I got sick. My asthma, started acting up on me, then I caught a cold and , good old Pneumonia set in...October 1st came and I had no choice, I went to the hospital and was admitted immediately. I had 5 Doctor's start working on me, and none thought I would make it. Well, the days just passed and each day I got worse... A massive lung infection took hold of me.. I can't take antibiotics , so I was in a real mess... I had to have something, so the Dr's put me on 1500 mgs of Levaquin, the strongest antibiotic they have. I was getting shots in my stomach every hour and had 13 different

Drunk Pic Contest
comment on me here please!!!! drunk pic contest go ahead bomb me I dare you!! copy and paste the following address into address bar comments should be directed to the pic at the following address. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=282448&i=1503148729

My Life....updated.
Well, here goes. When I was 5 months old and my older half-brother was two, my dad beat him badly. HE became furious when my brother pooped in the tub and began playing with it. The Louisiana department of wel-fare was called. My brother was black and blue and had cigsrette burns on his back. We were then given to my grand-parents to raise. My grandmother and my Aunt have told me that when they got me I looked like one of those Ethiopian children. They said my stomach was swollen from malnurishment. My Aunt said that I drank 6 four once bottles and then slept for a whole day. It was not until I was four or five that my parents were able to see me again every other weekend. I was always scared of them. Especially my dad. To me, my grandparents were my parents.I hated going there. Things were great. Until I was 8. My grandparents had gotten into an argument about us. Someone called the wel-fare again. I remember being called to the office at school and having to talk to alot of people. M

My Toast To You....:)
New Year’s Toast Here’s to the new year... May it bring more joy and success And less grief and regret. To our dreams... May we never stop believing in them And taking the actions that will make them a reality. To our friends, loved ones, associates (or colleagues)... May we take the time to let them know How much it means to us To have them in our lives. Let us encourage more and criticize less, Give more and need less. And whenever we can, Let us create harmony and peace. To new beginnings... Let us start fresh, right now, To make this the very best year ever. A very Happy New Year to all of us!

Irish Luck: The $5,000,000 Shamrock
This game is now closed. It ended early with permission from the board leaders. Congratulations, RogerLee! Game F.A.Q. 1. Who can I buy shamrocks for? ~ You may purchase as many as you like, for as many members as you like, with only one exception. I WILL deliver to bouncers, but I will NOT deliver to "yellow". This means, no shamrocks for babyjesus or Scrapper, etc. will be valid. They have enough to do without being swamped. 2. I sent my bucks, but I haven't heard anything from you. What's the deal? ~ The deal is that I go from back to front in my inbox. I do this so that I can make and deliver shamrocks in the order they were received. Once I've opened your email,you will get a reply from me. After that, your hearts will be delivered in my next set. I usually do about 75 orders at a time. During previous games, I received HUNDREDS of requests daily - this is why I appreciate your patience. I will get to them, it just takes a while sometimes. I do have a life (and

She Said "maybe The Guys Will Do This", So I Did.
1. Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your wife or husband? If I was married, and someone slept with her, I'd probably kill them, so it wouldn't matter if I forgave them or not. *blinks* What? I'm just sayin! :P 2. Where were you on your 17th birthday? At my house with a few friends... I've got a picture from that day... 3. Have you ever seen a live bat? Yep, held a few too. 4. Is there anyone you hate? Whoever planned 9/11, and whoever created cancer. 5. How much are you on the phone daily? As much as possible. 6. Do you like the color orange? Not specifically 7. Do you find it in your heart to forgive? Too often. I always get shit on, too. 8. Have you ever seen a prostitute? Yep, not personally though... just walkin down the street. 9. Have you ever seen a real redneck? Hell, I've lived in South Carolina, Oklahoma and Kansas, you tell me. 10. Do you like tattoos and piercings? Yep 11. What size shoes do you wear? 9 1/2 12

Just A Simple Thank You To Everyone.
So ashley gave me this idea.. hugs and smooches to her!! and I know I left out some people and I sorry:( I was tryin hard not to studder:| and ramble to much. but I love you all and again thank you. as for mr tatoe eyes.. I love you. and you better watch this dakkit!! ps forgive me for lookin like a tard :D

Earthquake??
I was takin a nap on the floor when I felt my house shake. Then hubby walked in and asked me if I felt it. And then a person I was talkin to on here said he felt the earth shake. Wonder if its an earthquake...

I Just Did Something Awful....and Updates.
We all know I'm a clutz, right? I sabotage myself at every turn. Well, this time, I have really done something awful. While doing laundry last night, I was taking my keys back and forth with me to the laundry room because I didn't want to lock myself out of my apartment(another awful thing I do on occasion). Somewhere in the shuffle, I lost my keys. I spent all night tearing the house up looking for them. Went back and forth to the laundry room...looked all over the ground, between and behind the washers. Nothing. The only thing I have to say about it at this point is...that ain't cool, man. So I'll be spending today trying to get all the keys I possibly can made. Maybe I'll see about getting my airco fixed while I'm at it today. *Update 1* In my search, I decided to take a look at James Frey's book. I never did look to see what he wrote because I was totally not happy with the whole deal. You know what he wrote inside? "Lauren, You have a nice smile." OMG...he WAS p

Ahhh, Memories... M00 :d
Just reminiscing the days of dalnet irc... Hellbound... i/o... raz0r911... #dragons #i/o #bannedndamned WhiteDragon, bleach, malkman, klined, Warpt, _hugh... i miss them fvckerz. i need to get on there again and see if anyone wants to play "this doesn't belong on the net"... :) oyea, just in case anyone is wondering... mention "his" name? you're deleted. dig?

Add Your Midgets Here!! Smiles!!
SO, HERE'S MY MIDGET...NOW SHOW ME YOURS!!LEAVE YOUR MIDGET HERE AS A COMMENT FOR MORE POINTS...IT CAN'T HURT ANYTHING....SMILES! BTW..WHILE YOU ARE HERE...IF YOU HAVEN'T R/F/A'D ME PLEASE TAKE THE TIME NOW TO DO SO. ALSO, IF YOU PUT YOUR MIDGET IN, PLEASE....AT LEAST RATE ME A 10 AS WELL AS THE BLOG.THANKS!!

Staff Rules
RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR Ç£üb Røck-A-Fëllåz 1. ALL STAFF.. FROM THE OWNERS TO THE GREETERS.. HAVE TO GREET PEOPLE AS THEY COME INTO THE LOUNGE. YOU NEED TO SAY HI AND WELCOME AT THE MINIMUM. TRY TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH THEM ESPECIALLY IF YOU NOTICE THEY HAVE NOT JOINED IN OR IF NO ONE ELSE HAS STARTED ONE WITH THEM. 2. SPECIALISTS... YOU ARE THERE TO BE SECURITY FOR THE LOUNGES BUT YOU ARE TO GREET AND WELCOME AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER STAFF MEMBERS... THERE ARE PROPER DROPS TO BE USED IN THE CHAT DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION. WATCH FOR THOSE SITUATIONS TO OCCUR AND DROP THE PROPER DROPS. USE THE DROPS THAT HAVE THE LINKS TO THE TUTORIAL IN THEM IF YOU DON'T HAVE THOSE HIT SOMEONE WHO DOES UP AND GET THEM.DO NOT BE MEAN AS YOU DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN THE LOUNGE. TAKE THEM TO SHOUT BOX AND STILL BE NICE. EVEN IN A SITUATION WHERE YOU HAVE TO EJECT OR BAN SOMEONE BE NICE ABOUT IT.ALL NEW SPECIALISTS HAVE A 2 WEEK MINIMUM PROBATIONARY PERIOD BEFORE GETTING MODS.PLEASE ALSO WATCH FOR

Cleaning Up
my list is about to get cut down. If you make the cut.. its because of a reason or two..which if you ask.. i will tell you.. if you don't and you wanna know why you get deleted.. message me... If i don't message back.. it means. i have no idea who the hell you are. other than people i trust and speak to often.. everyone is going... some for specific reasons.. some not tired of the drama... won't be here much anymore anyway... so going to cut it out and save myself a lot of issues this will be starting pretty much immediately... bye

Don't Cry For Me!
Crazycracker passed away early this morning, apparently dead of starvation. He was found under his desk at work with a peice of partially chewed pressboard in his mouth. He was 38 years old. Those who knew Crazycracker had probably been asked to bring him food. Sadly, many of these "friends" declined, because they lived too far away, or didn't have a GPS. He had asked not to be buried. In leiu of a burial, his last wishes were to be stuffed by a taxidermist and posited in such a way that fubar friends could pose with him for pictures. His untimely death of starvation surely comes as a surprise to many who would have expected him to die at the hands of a jealous husband.

Does The Internet Exist Or Are You All Having Me On?
So, anyways, is there a specific term for the mental condition where you slowly become convinced that the internet is made up, and that actually all those people you talk to online are just people from your town, or from your old school, like when you walk down the street you see that guy who says he lives in Ohio working on a market stall, or that chick from California is walking past the newsagents, and you start to feel like that guy from the Truman Show, and that everything you think is real is just made up to trick you? Is there a word for that? Cos I think I have that...

The Pegasus Project Terms Of Commitment
1. All Prospects (applicants) must have a Verified Salute. No exceptions 2. All Prospects must have a minimum of five (5) pictures of themselves. 3. Sfw picture folders of yourself should be open for Council voting on your application to verify your picture count reaches the requirements. Council will not enter folders that are marked for specific individuals or groups. 4. If you should be accepted, you will have seven (7) days to add ~The Pegasus Project~ to your profile name/nickname. 5. The Pegasus Project Home Page must be added to your top family (in the top seven (7) please). Council Members (those in the Pegasus Project home page family) must be added to your Friends list. Family is optional. 6. ALL members of The Pegasus Project MUST be Fanned, Added and Rated. You can find all members at this Blog http://fubar.com/blog/257555/924452 7. You are obligated to repost any Bulletins issued by The Pegasus Project while online. 8. You are encouraged as a member to

I Hate....
So Im really unhappy with assholes who bought houses they couldn't afford. Thanks a lot! You knew you couldn't afford a 350k house, and now my tax money is going to buying out that b.s. Blah on you! And blah @ the banks for lending you the money! and blah @ the homeless fuckers squatting in the foreclosed homes! booooooo!

She's Been Found!!!!!!!!!!!
While the FBI agents were enroute to my house, they recieved notification that my daughter was found. We are waiting for her to be transported home. I wanted everyone to know. Thank you all for the support and well wishes. My faith in humanity...and a higher power...has been restored. The FBI has my computers until at least Monday while they gather evidence to prosecute the man who took her. I hope he rots in jail. But that doesn't even matter... MY BABY GIRL IS COMING HOME!!!!!

Deleters
FYI If you delete your account and come back... I'm not going out of my way to track you down and add you. Same goes if you deleted me "by accident". I can only assume I'm not on your list now for a reason. I will accept if you choose to add me back, but I have enough disappointments in my life now. I don't need to deal with a rejection or a pity accept. That is all for now.

Think About It.
I have slowly been watching more and more people in bad moods, feeling sorry for themselves, and forgetting that a lot of people have it far worse. Long time friends of mine are foster parents. Last week they lost 2 foster children and their home to a horrible fire. They are still in the hospital in critical condition along with 1 other foster child, all suffering horrendous burns on most of their bodies. Does that put things into perspective? Take me. My mother may very well be seeing her last Christmas, definitely won't be seeing my grandchild grow up. My own health is not what you people think it may be. My son lost 80% hearing in one ear this time last year. It can't be restored. We still have each other. We still know there are people in worse shape than us. We know feeling sorry for ourselves won't change a thing. I am sorry, but I just had to say a lil something. Please don't hate me for it.

Moving.
Well, it's official. I gave my notice today here at my apartment complex. I will be moving in the next month. I had chinese delivered a lil bit ago and realized I am gonna miss that restaurant's food and my lil chinese delivery guy. :( My fortune today: Temptation resistant is the true measure of character. That is all.

If You Seek Amy?
So I was just reading perezhilton and one of the things he's saying is a lot of radio stations said they were going to ban one of Britney Spears' songs. It's called "If you seek Amy" They changed the name to "If you SEE Amy". Perez says the song doesn't make sense now..I'm not really going to listen to it. Anyway, the "old" title is suppose to say something if you say it "very, very slowly"...I just can't figure it out. Wanna tell me??

Lol Are You Serious??
Why is it that men think they can catch a woman's attention, or even get lucky with a lady with the name "Fart Master or Turd Burglar"? I mean come on, yeah it's funny to joke about, but you don't hit on a chick and say all kinds of sweet things to her with the name "Sir Spermsalot" Need a little more effort guys :p

Bread Delivery
Betwixt sipping sangria and making a small alteration on a dress I wore for most of the Belizian trip, J and I were lounging on the bed in our Hopkins cabin, door open, sea breeze drifting in, local dogs wandering in and out. Suddenly I heard my name. "Sugar? Sugar? Did you want to buy some bread?" Dorothy, the owner of our cabin, had told us earlier that the only good bread in the village was to be purchased from a handful of children who came around every afternoon, carrying warm coconut bread in baskets, and charging a dollar per loaf (50 cents in US dollars). We'd been looking forward to the bread delivery, but it came at an inopportune time. I had been modeling my newly-altered dress, and J was lounging on the bed, sans clothing. I was in the middle of a lazy afternoon muah-kaak session. Hearing my name, I looked up. And saw Dorothy, standing in front of the cabin, peering up through the patio rails, no doubt seeing me snacking on manflesh. "KIDS! Don't go in u

New Nsfws
yea right....Sarah's bday is tomorrow & she'e in whore mode(not thats she doesn't normally, but this time its special). I got a bully out if you could re-post if for me, i'll love you long time. Poetic Suicide a.k.a Mrs. Robinson@ fubar G'moaning all you lovely fu's

Happy Birthday
It doesn't all it in my status. Believe me, i tired. Lmaoooo Wanna say Happy Birthday to 3 beautiful ladies. Poetic Suicide Poetic Suicide a.k.a Mrs. Robinson@ fubar Crystal ĈŔYŞŦĄŁ : Admitted Fu-Point Whore.@ fubar JWH JWH@ fubar Go show all three some b-day luvin'. And patty whacks too. :P

Wondering..
So I'm spending my first full day at the hotel. I was up super last last night because my cousin was here snoring so loud. It was driving me crazy, lol. Anyway, I woke up to 18 new messages...all were sent from the "fubar shop". At first I thought it was cute, but damn...now it's annoying. Can you turn that shit off???

My Day
I just had the loveliest day. My son was off from work today. He called this morning and asked how I would feel about him coming over to spend the day with me. We had a wonderful time. He did a few things around here for me, I made lunch for us, we watched some comedians on youtube together, and had stimulating conversations. I am so glad I moved this close to him so we can share more days like today. I haz a happy. ♥

Overgeneralization On Petty Matters
So I've been looking in the admire section for a few minutes this morning, and they have an age range feature. It's nice but...just makes me think some things about the women on this site. Now, before I begin, if you are on my friends list you ARE beautiful, and you do not fall into the overgeneralized stereotypes I'm about to make. If you stalked someone in here...you might. I've noticed..the "girls" 18-25. Most are overweight. Most are ugly. Most claim to be "sexi" or "hott"...when they are anything but. There are some hot ones, but they are few and far between, spread sparsely between the hordes of unattractive "myspace angle" photos of cows trying to show their cavernous cleavage without their rolling gut peeking past their udders. It's...sad and revolting. Like I said, there are some hotties, and there are some tasteful pics. There are some beautiful big girls too...but MOST are unattractive and obese (not just overweight..nothing wrong with being overweight, but grotesquely ob

Apparently, I'm It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm terrified of frogs 2. I have obsession with rubbing and tracing a persons cold ears 3. My dad broke my nose when I was 12 on purpose 4. I still save the crunchberries for last when I eat Captn Crunch 5. I'm slowly learning I am a beautiful girl worthy of love and happiness *with a little help * 6. I enjoy guy on guy porn 7. Mommie Dearest is my all time favorite movie 8. I once smashed a girls head into the school bus window because she called me a bitch 9. I attempted suicide when I was 12 and my grandmother saved me 10. I would go insane without the Fu and my friends I have made here.

Ghey Dimples
So, the doctor decided that I was enough of a fatasses to need speed, so I'm taking pills and dieting. My guy, who has to do everything that I do, decided to join me. Anyway, his caloric intake requirements are about three times mine, but he eats about the same amout that I do, so he's obviously losing a fuck ton of weight. Last night, he smiled, and I noticed a dimple... an honest to god gayfag dimple. That is all.

Sugar Low
So it's official, I now have to go on a diet. So no more packets of biscuits, bars of chocolate, sweets or 8 sugars in my coffee. Instead, badminton once or twice a week, gym twice a week, and football hopefully every weekend. Oh the joy.

Life Changing,
I just though I would give you all an update on my life. :) A. Moving I will be moving at the end of this semester into my sister and her fiance's place to help pay the rent. I have a job lined up out there and I start training the monday after my finals. B. School Because I am moving, I have to transfer schools. I am still saying with the Purdue school system but I am going to a different branch. I will have to take the toll road every day to get to class. I will be in classes with an entire group of people I do not know. It will suck but it's for the best. Yeah I think that is about it. I am sure there is more but I can't really think of anything so oh well, haha.

Pussies On Fubar? Hm..
It seems to be that whenever two or more ideas or opinions clash there has to be an all out verbal attack on either side of the party. Through my experience here, I find that very few people are actually capable of disagreeing with civility . And it's a little disheartening, I have to tell you, half of these people are full blown adults, like 24 and up and they act more childish than I do sometimes. Here's a great example of what I mean, if someone has an opposing argument to a statement you made anywhere on Fubar there's a chance that they will message you or hit up your shout box. Here's the part that makes me laugh they'll hit you up and be like " You're a piece of shit, whore, bitch, cunt rag, idiot, bitch bitch bitch!" Then when you go to reply they have already blocked you. I've got one word for all of you people who do that shit, "PUSSIES" you're all a bunch of fucking pussies (lol). What's the matter? You can dish it out but you can't take it? I have the ability to

Texting Fun
I got this as a text and I thought it would be fun to see what all of you came up with for me. So let's hear 'emGive me a nickname only YOU can call me! If you're brave you'll forward this and see what all the crazy names you get.I'm guessing I could have changed the wording to make it fit a "blog" better..but yeah. Give me some nicknames!!

Embarrassment
I am gonna die of total embarrassment, I bought this Sally Hansen's wax thing a ma bob to do my eyebrows, well usually when I buy them they are curved so it comes out okay, this time they were straight and I ripped part of my eyebrows off that shouldn't be off.... UGH!!!!!!

Attention!
So, I've been thinking lately... ( I know it's a dangerous habit, especially for me). Should I change my screen name back to what it was originally? For those of you not in the know, i used to be the once great and powerful Giggity... not like that lame monkey fucker running around, damaging my good name... so, what do you think? should i go back?

Jerking Off.. .um Yea...
Hm so yea talking with a friend, she seems to think I have no um shame and should be more or rather I should covet more and speak less…So is there some new thing where people are afraid to say they masturbate? Hm I mentioned the word to her and she… a 38 year old woman has the nerve to say she never has… and okay even lied further to say she has never even wanted to, hm I am no expert on the female psyche but am pretty sure if they never have masturbated they have at least wondered about it…Hm shame, shame, why should I have shame… hell I beat off… shits its mines… I beat it often… I beat my dick like it owes me money…why shy away from masturbation… I shall not go into her religious statement of “it’s a sin” but …okay I shall go into it.. masturbation is a sin, hm damn it so is that why priest sleep with boys… so they don’t have to commit a sin masturbating… damn thanks fo

Whore Blog
So I'm home from Texas...Thank Gawd! Its so good to be home and sleep on my own, well, couch. I ended up passing out on the freakin couch last night. *le sigh* Anywhoozle...anyone know anyone with an A11 auction or if they are selling ones? Mama wants to be a prophet soon but don't wanna work for it ya know!

Ni-hao
Okay, I have nothing real interesting to say....have to go grocery shopping soon but felt compelled to blog about bad muzak while waiting on hold. I will now have the song "Lucille" in mah head all day. You picked the fine time to leave me, lucilleFour hungry children and a crop in the fieldIve had some bad timeLive thru some sad timesBut this time your hurtin wouldnt heal You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.

Questions 4-29-9
Sometimes things put your life into perspective. Sometimes someone tells you something of their life that is so fucked up, you realize that no matter how bad things are for you...it doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of their woes. Sometimes..just make me think. Is a life full of pain worth living? If someone has a terminal illness, people tend to encourage them to try and fight, take treatments to extend their agonizing life so they can have a few more days to spend with loved ones. What if every day was agonizing pain, would it be worth living? Would you want to live, if it meant that every day was another pain of unending torment? If you were invalid and shamed, relying on others to take care of cleaning your own excrements? Or what about the emo side of things? What about the people that have "bad luck" their entire lives? The ones that never catch a good break, when fate constantly throws one misery after another to them. Is it worth trying to carry on, hoping that eve

Sex Offender Notice
I have something that has been angering me for a few weeks. In the mail I received a notice for a sex offender that moved into my neighborhood a few houses down. It gave a detailed account of what he did, when he did it and a vehicle description with a license plate number. Without getting into detail, I will just say that this wasn’t some 18 year old guy sleeping with his 16 year old girlfriend. He did some seriously horrible stuff. (That’s right… stuff. Meaning he did this more than once with more than one child.) What angers me is that I have all this information and I want to beat the hell out of him. But it says that I can be arrested if I harass him. Just knowing that he is right there and I can see his house from mine is driving me crazy! I have all these pent up feelings and nowhere to go with them. How many people do we meet on a daily basis, that are murders or rapists and we have no idea. Is it better to know about these people with a notic

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Jail Bait!
This is going to be a two part series of what happened yesterday when i suddenly disappeared.......... here are the characters: me =me Jeff= significant other Kim= my driver dad= my dad Dave= Jeff's employee also Kim's husband i am sitting across my dinner table from my dad I just cut him a piece of cake and poured him a cup of coffee... he came over to see how my week was going and occasionally he will help me out at work... So were chatting away about this weeks issues with my work. when i get a phone call from Kim...... Kim: Jeff is being arrested, you need to go pick him up at strathcona trail and strathcona....(such place doesn't exist) Me: Why? and there is no such place Kim;I don't know Dave just called me Me: ill call Jeff Dad: whats going on I hang up the phone..look at my dad think shit....turn to him and say Me: Jeff wants me to call. Dad; ah hows Jeff doing, my friends really like him (happy about Jeff do i break his bubble....no) I then proceed to ind some

Pics
good morning everyone or eveing depening where u are..=) im going to make a salute pic now i think i figured how to make one again... also im not sure about showing all of me here...but i can do some sexy teddys or something...but not naked, just don't feel all that comfortable if u know what i mean...anyways i am going to make my salute after my bath..so ill catch up with u fu friends in a bit...=) have a nice day p.s. just so u know someone made me feel unconfortable before so new changes..please don't judge me cause u don't know me

Cricket Revenge....
Soooooo!!!! *does happy dance* I was driving home from the bar I'm working at its about sunset and I decided to take the long way home to release the presure of my day before walking into my home.... I pass a few feilds and then out of no where i hear a thump on my windshield like a golf ball hit it .. I look and almost pee'd myself with happiness..... Revenge is mine.. or part of it.... :D I killed their cousin(grasshopper) happily.... i also removed him from my window and placed him in my cup holder as a sign to all chirping fuckers to beware... I will get you .....

Ask Dyss
Most of you know that I answer most questions with complete honesty and am as harsh and unforgiving as that whore mother nature herself... but before i go to the bar and get shit faced... i figure i'll let you ask me questions and i will try my best to tell you what you wanna here... i figure this is good practice for me... since that is how must people get laid at bars and i myself am not used to that practice... thank you for helping

No Title
I'm not really sure what to say in here. I'm just tried of letting people get to me. I'm a very emotional person and I let how other people feel get to me too much. I think I try too hard to keep things from going "bad", when they were already bad. I'd really like to be able to just stop caring so much about what people think, but I can't. I sit here and cry about some of the things that are said to me. I realize things, and I can't stop thinking about it. I'm not sure if that makes me a weak person or not. Either way it's me. I can't help it.

Pointless Web Game
My Brute http://pedro-el-loco.mybrute.com If you go here, you can make a little fighter and attack other people. Go ahead and give it a shot. If you make one post the link here and I will fight you.

I Love You
I love you just because, I love the way you make me smile, I Love the way you make me laugh, I love the way your eyes sparkle when you look at me, I love the way you hold my hand, I love the way you feel when we cuddle, I love the way you make me feel, I love the way you kiss me, I love the way you rub my back, I love our pillow talk, I love the way you look when you fall asleep, I love the way you seem to be able to read my mind and share jokes only we get, I love the way you smile, I love the way you blush n tell me to shut it, I love the fact that we can spend hours together and it feels like minutes, I love the way we talk for hours n never get bored, I love the way you rest your head on my cheast, I love your the way you touch me(especially when you run your fingers up n down my chest), I love the way you burp then say excuse me, I love the way you look into my eyes, I love how it feels waking up with you in my arms, I love how your not afraid to kiss or touch me in public, I l

There And Back Again - My Trip To Iowa, Part One
This is going to be a multi-entry blog post. It'll be easier to read that way... Since I was gone this weekend, taking a 29-hour round trip with 3 days of fun in between, I figured I would blog about it. Since some of my friends blog about less important things, I figured this would be considered blogworthy... Probably not, though... First, I took my nephew with me. I have ADD, and hehas ADHD. Sinnce I am out of work at the moment, my mom and sister thought, "We need to send the boys on a weekender, since it will be the last time they will be able to before school starts..." I think they just wanted us gone so they could do stuff around the house without us there. So I decided that we were gonna be us and not worry about "behaving" - after all, Mom and Bibi (my sister and my mother) weren't around... So all day Friday we belched and farted and drove to Marion, Iowa, where my friend Julie, aka Jone lives. (one quick aside - if you have never driven through Kansas using I-35, have betw

Queensryche - Hand On Heart
All eyes were staringyou floated through the room.Armed with your razor smilecutting to the bone.My voice fell uselessyou flashed a quick "Hello."Feeling the fool,could you tell it showed?But that was "Sometime Ago."A memory vague and fading slow,of somewhere I'd been.Hand On HeartA promise, a word and a voiceHand On HeartA rhythm of hope and choice, will keep us together.I don't know if I,can reach that high.It's a long way to fallHauntingly holdingmy fate with a gaze.Like a child, mesmerizedby the candle's flame.Oh what lies behind those eyesI could only guess.That certain way you stoodapart from the rest.Now where is "Sometime Ago?"When everything moved in slo-motion.Caught by my watering eyeHand On HeartA promise, a word and a voiceHand On HeartA rhythm of hope and a vision of choiceHand On HeartPromising, I'll never go.Hand On HeartFor reasons you'll never know.Together through thick and thinlose or win, I'll be there for you.Strange how the mind changestime and time again.Thin

Word Has It...
I went to file for sole custody of my children today. Has been no cotact from their mother in 4 weeks. Of course, I couldn't file the whole thing due to information purposes, but still, I went... The ex's mother sent me a ton of information. My ex's parole officer, welfare fraud investigation, the works.. I took that to the support unit here in town. They will call around and try to find my ex, possible charges brought up. In the waiting room, there was an old friend there from way back when. When I was with the ex, anyway. My ex's eldest is friends with hers. The kid had told her that the mom (my ex) was back in jail. If that's the case, it was a violation of parole as well as the new charges. New charges are possibly ( I don't know for a fact yet) are Welfare fraud, for reporting that her eldest was living with her, when she wasn't and getting services for that claimed child. Another possible charge is filing a false report to CPS. The ex turned her own mother in saying s

Heritage Open Days
Every year in the UK, for a few days in September, lots of properties that are usually closed to the public, or charge for admission, throw their doors open to the public, so people can engage with their local culture and history. This weekend, we have walking tours booked for the Norwich Playhouse, the local Mosque, and the Great Hospital. If you live in the UK, why not check out this link, and see if there's anywhere in your town you could go and look at. Heritage Open Days

Hookers??
so upon returning to this fucktard of a site, i have realized even people i was close to have become interweb whooooores. sooo shall i just accept everones friend requests and join the parade of douchebags? we shall see i guess. i have always been picky about who i friened but besides a few close people to me, i see no reason to give a fuck anymore. i think i shall take over fubar and be a internet hooker to, cause you know pointzz is all that matters, fuck having friendships right?? prove me wrong or fuck off... mmkay?? show me boobs the cake is a lie all your base are belong to meeeeeeeeee and someone make me some fucking brownies the end

She Isone Smart Cookie
I am aren't i.... Ive come to realise that I'm also: Perverted trucker mouth like Nympho Vulgar Hated Bitchy I have temper tantrums But hell I'm a girl with nice tits and a great ass SO YOU ALL LOVE ME.... Say hi so i can feel you up THank you wont be here long I am WICKED

Black Tendrils
"Use soft viagara and do the sex every night." I'm reading all the wrong blogs. Everyone is all sad and upset lately. I don't know why you would want to come here to be sad. I come here to get my mind and genitalia stimulated. To laugh and make others laugh. If it depressed me I'd be gone in a heartbeat. Not to say I don't have my issues. I have a steamer trunk full of them with stickers from all four corners of the world on it. A few even involve this place. I'm just the type that uses the walls and ceiling as a makeshit shrink that I can yell at and hit. Their inability to talk back is a major bonus. I guess I hate to be a burden and a bother more than anything else. Which is ironic in that I'm more than willing to help carry the burden of others, and see them through their troubles. Mine are just none of your business. So I hate seeing my friends upset. I will have none of that in here. If you're reading this and going to leave a comment, make it positive. Some

And You Call This Karmic Justice?
You know, I figure for the most part...at least in my real life...that I tend to be a very nice person. If a friend needs a place to stay, my door is open. If the local food bank is low on volunteers or canned goods [and I have the time or food to spare], I'm there. If I see someone in need and I have the extra money, I loan it or even give it. Etc, etc, etc. So, I figure that I should have pretty decent karma, right? So frigging wrong. At our old house, neighborhood kids climbed in my son's bedroom window and stole the PS3 and video games that I had waited until my tax return to splurge on. That same tax return also bought my daughter an Ipod Touch that vanished two weeks after we brought it home because some random idiot at the park snatched it from my daughter. I have spent the past two years in a constant financial struggle. Worried from day to day how I was going to continue to feed us or keep the utilities on. It's been rough trying to take care of all of us on one measl

Coupland
Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture (1991) Shampoo Planet (1992) Life After God (1994) Microserfs (1995) Girlfriend in a Coma (1998) Miss Wyoming (2000) All Families Are Psychotic (2001) God Hates Japan (2001) Hey Nostradamus! (2003) Eleanor Rigby (2004) jPod (2006) The Gum Thief (2007) Generation A (2009) Just trying to work out how much Coupland I have left to read. I think that's a : Yes, No, No, Yes, No, Yes, Reading, No, Yes, I think I did?, Yes, No, Yes Man, I have more left to read than I thought. Carry on.

"the Nsfw Crackdown, The Mentally Ill And A Holiday Song"
Well my friends it is that time of the year again, time for Holiday stress, holiday shopping and all of the good and bad things that the holidays bring upon us. It’s a time where seemingly every year that you always remember things that happen during the holidays, making for a lifetime of memories. In Fubar World, it’s pretty much the same. You see Xmas Auctions, holiday bling pack specials, everyone it seems with a Santa hat of some variety on for the weeks leading up to the holidays. and in past years, have a present of some variety under your Xmas tree when you sign in, which you can’t open until Midnight 12/25 Pacific Time. When I lived on the east coast that amounted to 3 AM. Needless to say. There were some funny milk and cookies moments there. This year, we have a new twist , this NSFW crackdown policy for default pictures that was put in around Thanksgiving. Which basically said you can’t be in your underwear or slam you boobs into your default picture.

Amorosa = Fake.
I was sent this today, look at this salute when magnified. And the profile claims to be 31 years old. The real girl is barely 18 if that. Look at this bad pixilation and clearly shopped information on the low pixel 320x240 picture dimensions. This is a fake salute and the person behind it is well, ill let you decide… And it’s not a coincidence that kennymac and zeal are blinging it and are in its’ top family and friends….see for yourself… *~♥´¯`*Amorosa *~♥´¯`*@ fubar Think it’s time to take these people to task for supporting this and who knows, maybe even creating these monsters. But I’ll let you all decide and how you wish to handle it. Hope you all had a great holiday weekend…peace..

Vinyl Fossil Records...
Seems it's our week to get the snow. There hasn't been too much accumulation yet. It's that pretty kind of snow that just coats the world in cotton. I can live with that. It is colder than a witch's tit though, as my dad so succinctly put it this weekend. I'm in a much better mood today. Things aren't great, but they are better than I had thought, leaving me with something to smile about. Sometimes you have to accept that you can't fix everything. You can't bend the world to your will. Sometimes you just have to accept things as they are and hope they work themselves into a better place. There's a little sunshine sneaking in. I had a revelation, if you can call it that, in the shower this morning. I was sudsing myself up real good, as I am wont to do, and scattered a fair amount of suds on the shower curtain. As I glanced at the pattern the suds formed I noticed two distinct images. One was clearly the head of an alien. You know, the giant head with giant eyes and

12/30 Fake : Kelly Dreamer. She's Dreaming She Was Real...
Well, here we go again kids, check out our latest installment of fake, this one’s pretty unoriginal and a big yawn but still, it’s just amazing how stupid people can be on here…this fake profile…. With these pics claiming to be “her” or whatever it is, as seen below… The majority of which are stolen from Dreamkelly.com, actually the exact same pictures, as shown on the amateur porn site below, are an exact match… That salute comes and goes, I guess depending on who asks or whatever. I wonder why it’s doubled down on the rewrite and then black & white shopped? Odd at a high level. It was even so unoriginal that it just flipped its’ name to Kelly Dreamer instead of Dream Kelly. This must be a rookie con. But what we do know is that sure as hell is not Dreamkelly.com who it says it is and there are also other pics of girls in the “me” folder that it has that aren’t even the same girl, last I counted there were about four totally different girls in the “me” f

A Huge "thank You" To Everyone!
Some of you may have noticed I am not around much the last few months. So I am writing this to explain it once, instead of over and over to those that are asking. To be honest, I am a bit bored with fu. Don't get me wrong, I love fu. But I am not into it like I use to be. I have been here since it was LostCherry.com. When there were no VIPs - no Bling - no Happy Hours. You could only rate a profile once in a lifetime. We did contests for Big Pimping gifts! LOL Yes, things have changed. And for the most part, I have to say for the better. I have made some great friends on here. Too many to mention. From people who I met my first week on here, to recently made friends. From admin to bouncers to your average fu. Amazing people! And I would like to thank you guys for making fu so much fun for me. Some of you like me, some of you hate me. LOL That is just the way it goes. But VERY few of you actually know me. Thank you to the ones that have taken the time to look past what people

Because The Caturday Mumm Poofeded
There was a stupid MuMM that Poofed, which we were making a Caturday MuMM. So I am posting this blog entry as a Caturday forum. Post all the pics you want, but PLEASE keep them CATS! Rock on!Shawn, AKA DurhamNtx

I'm Very Fancy
I am fancy.I am a much more cultured and resplendent individual than you. Women like fancy men. As such, I am required to have fancy things. I drive a fancy car. I like espresso (those are fancy Italian coffees). I like quiche (those are fancy Fraunch foods). And I like to shop at fancy boutiques (boutiques are Fraunch too).Living in Phoenix, it is hard to find good fancy things. Thus, I was very happy when I drove past a place called Apollo and Hyacinth Adult Boutique and Video. I am intrigued by this notion of an “adult” boutique. Because really, too many boutiques cater to cutesy children stuff. And I am not a cutesy child. No, I am a fancy lad.I like to say “lad” because it makes me sound more Britishey and fancy.The name “Apollo and Hyacinth” sounds fancy. I think it is probably fancier than most boutiques because hardly any others carry video. I assume these are videos about Fraunce, Englandia, and other fancy places. I could always further my

Haiti
Sending money is more helpful than sending clothing or goods. The money buys those things immediately for them rather than waiting on them to be shipped. Give to legit organizations. And don't be all up in people's faces about it. Some simply won't give for whatever reason, and some give and don't want to make a big deal about how much they do give. It's a personal thing, not a recognition thing, and means more to them that way... And everyone bashing Fubar for only giving a dollar donation for that bling need to shut up. First of all most people don't pay a dollar per credit, it's less per credit the more you buy so they're paying out more per credit than they're taking in. Second, they don't have to do shit if they don't want to, but they are, and it helps. Third, you have no idea how much they are giving out of their own pockets on top of that. So stop throwing their good deed back in their face. I don't like everything they do, but bashing them for this is kind of ridicu

What Type Of Valentine Are You?
You Are a Hopeful Valentine Even though you know flowers are temporary and perishable, you are able to enjoy every moment of their beauty. You're the same way with love. It may or may not last forever, but you make the most of what you've got. You find it easy to be happy, and you don't put a lot of demands on your partner. You are very accepting. You appreciate any little thing your partner does for you. It doesn't take much to make you swoon. What Type of Valentine Are You? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

Nail Clippings
It was a sunny day in the frozen barren land.... A day that seemed like a perfect day to get new phones. As i drove towards the mall listening to a variety of music and really no one pissing me off while driving. All seemed well.. I get to the mall and woah look an actual expectant mothers parking spot. I am in luck, there is good in this pregnant world. Im glad I wore runners because walking the cement floors of a mall is a nemesis to a big pregnant lady.. I make it to the store, Im standing in line hes there with another client so i find the nearest wall and lean on it... Oh looks hes done my turn, Hes my guy... the guy you make your store buddy cause you shop their so often they know you... He grabs my phone I tell him what i want he says it will be 20 minutes do you want to sit in the lounge ill turn on the tv. My stomach is growling so i tell him im going to run and grab some food... I make my way to the bread and saucery company, a cute little coffee shop. I grab a sausage

Why Do I Always Get These Assholes?
Kloverlynn...: not your doll either BigAcer ;]...: i will read it after iam done here ok doll Kloverlynn...: yeah well I woul like you to read my about me.. Your approach sucks and I am not your fucking baydoll BigAcer ;]...: ok but you look a baydoll ']~~ Kloverlynn...: WELL I am truly happy for you..bu I am not your babydoll BigAcer ;]...: well babydoll iam deff not 16 lol ;]~ and i get mine '] Kloverlynn...: mmkay well you should read my about me. Speaking to me like a 16 year old street thug does not impress me at all BigAcer ;]...: nope i seen u go by and i couldn't help my self to holla" at your fine sexy ass self you go gurl ;]~~ Kloverlynn...: did you read my about me? BigAcer ;]...: oh hell yeah baby you got some real stunning looks grrrrrr ;]~~ Kloverlynn...: wow do lines like that ever work? BigAcer ;]...: add me sexy ass ;]~~ ouch!! very fine looking ']

Private Messages Reset Last Night.
hey everyone, we had a major hardware failure (database) last night. due to our mad skillz and some good luck (mostly luck..) we were able to keep the site running, but we were unable to save the old private messages. they're gone forever to the big website in the sky. on a positive note-- since everyone's inbox was reset, new messages and the site in general should be quicker. sorry again guys. i'll make it up to everyone on friday.... ;) -mike

Boobies
I was discussing the joy i would feel with squirting someone in the face with breast milk with my favorite boob lady... Mrs Badcrumble.. I do love that woman, she sent me a link that has made me laugh. I wanted to share it with you.. OWENSBORO, Ky.- A Kentucky woman is in trouble for using breast milk as a weapon. A woman in jail for public intoxication is accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her. Tramel now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000. Pees laughing again, then squirts all blog readers in the face as they enter

And The Winner Is
So we have a winner...the beautiful and smart (way smarter than you bastards) LilTease http://fubar.com/user.php?u=2425066&friend=2425066" target=_blank>LilTeasehttp://b.pcc3.fubar.com/66/05/2425066/tn_3422991119.jpg">href="http://fubar.com" target=_blank>@ fubar (Thank you Hellyion for showing me how to do that...again) To clarify for the slow ones (MOST OF YOU) 1. When Lord of the Rings was filmed here, I was refused a part as an extra because I was too tall. LIE, I coulda been an Orc if I'd wanted to. 2. A few years ago I initiated adoption of an 11 year old girl. True. 3. I am the only member of my immediate family who hasn't been on television. LIE. My mother holds that dubious honour. 4. I was once arrested for trying to correct the grammar on a shopping mall sign. LIE. I was never arrested for it. 5. When I was six, I was awarded the school prize for excellence in literature. True. I didn't name the award. And for the fucker that thought 13 would make me 'a bi

Love..hmmm, I Dont Know
i have always been skeptical of falling in love with someone online. i have always been skeptical of true love, offline...or as some choose to refer as Real Life. i prefer the term "offline" because i have made some very REAL friends online. anyway, here at fubar, i know that some have met online, met offline, fallen in love and married. so i guess its possible. i know people who have met on fubar, fallen in love, then meet off line and then end up having sex, then hating each other. i dont know, how is this any different than offline love? i mean, i think one is able to learn a whole lot more from someone at a online bar then say an offline bar. hell, some meet at a bar in person, end up having sex without even exchanging telephone numbers or even getting a last name! my own personal take on this whole online/offline love...well...i think in both situations one cant be too careful...honestly, i think MORE are suspicious and have their guard up online then when a meet

This Is Truly Fuct...
No, I'm not in fuct however this funny-as-hell situation is. Check out this auction, and if it interests you so, please click the pic to bid, it's well worth the LOLZ.... Everyone's gotta lol @ something these days....

Fuck Ikea
So, I survived a trip to IKEA this evening, despite the fact that they had a SALE on. We've done some decorationg so, being a woman, my wife felt the urge to purchase new lightshades and accessories, etc. I fucking hate IKEA. IF YOU'RE GOING TO IKEA... ...and you have a baby - leave the fucking thing at home or in your car. Not everyone appreciates the incesent mewling and crying that is coming from your brat. ...and you're old and infirm - stay in your fucking house. You've lived a long life, you deserve a break. Employ someone else to go for you. Someone who can walk faster than a snail, someone who doesn't meander all over the fucking place with no regards to who is behind them. Someone who can read the labels without having to hold the shit 2 inches from their face. And for fuck sake, make sure that someone has their teeth in. ...and you have young children - put them on a fucking leash. It's a fucking shop, not a big fucking play park. Oh, and if your 'free to roam' offspri

Tards Love Me :/
7:40pm Suga Lips: Good and you? 7:44pm reslurpeeman: good ty whatcha doing 7:46pm Suga Lips: Fucking around 7:47pm reslurpeeman: u want to fuck ewith me 7:48pm Suga Lips: No thanks, I'm good 7:50pm reslurpeeman: ohk, let me know 7:50pm Suga Lips: Uhh yeah..I didn't mean fucking around as in being sexual. I meant goofing off 7:53pm reslurpeeman: well i mean fucking, lol 7:54pm Suga Lips: How does one fuck online, exactly? Do you stick your dick in the USB port? 7:56pm reslurpeeman: funny, 7:57pm reslurpeeman: u like older guys? 7:57pm Suga Lips: My husband is older 7:59pm reslurpeeman: u like to flirt etc? 8:00pm Suga Lips: I guess I'm the only one who thinks this convo is lame 8:01pm reslurpeeman: u happily marrried?

Avatar
Well I have finally viewed the movie to end all movies. The biggest blockbuster of all time. I know, I know...I'm a bit behind everyone else, but that's only because of my complete lack of desire to see a movie I know I've seen before and would be a special effects spectacular with a script written on toilet paper. What? You formed an opinion about something before experiencing it? You always tell people never to do that...and I'm right. I shouldn't do that. It's a bad way to go about things and I will do my best never to do it again, even though I was 100% right in that preconceived opinion. Avatar is one of the most visually amazing movies I've ever seen. I will probably buy a copy of it just to immerse myself in one of the most wonderfully devised fantasies ever created again. It breathes with life and imagination. The level of detail put into the visuals and the sheer reality of this place and the creatures that inhabit it overwhelmed me. This made it even more dis

My Truths, Too!
On September 11, 2001. I was getting ready for a field exercise with my unit in the 10th Mountain Division (that would be the active army division in New York - Fort Drum - about an hour north of Syracuse). We were on the trucks getting ready to go out (I think it was a Monday) when some guys came running down. They had just seen on the news where the Twin Towers had fallen. After that day, I was deployed on four wartime operations. One was for security in the US (Operation Noble Eagle). I've spent nearly 2 years in combat overseas on the other three deployments (which included Uzbekistan, Afghanistan, Djibouti, Ethiopia, and Iraq). I was infantry. My job was to "close with and neutralize the enemy." For layman terms, that means our job is to kill people and blow shit up. Seen some pretty bad shit. It's been 9 years since that day. Nine... Wow. I'm out of the army now. Honorable discharge, of course. So, yeah... I did that. It was pretty amazing to be a part of it. It was pretty trau

More Lyrics, Because I Love You
More random lyrics for you to guess at and puzzle over. Because I know at least Alix likes these, and the rest of you don't matter. So there! Also, you get one bajillion bonus points if you can give me the next line. "Can money pay for all the days I've lived awake but half asleep?" "Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people." "This job fulfilling in creative way. Such a load of crap." "Valhalla, I am coming." "Fuck you, I don't want it no more." "I got patience on my neck like a cold, cold knife." "And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming." "Holy water in my lungs." "Recollect me, darling, raise me to your lips." "Your eyes focus on my funny lip shape." Ready? Go! Edit: On reflection, I realize that a lot of these songs are more obscure than I originally meant them to be. Oh well. I regret nothing!

Some Random Things About Me..
It is rare I post personal blogs anymore. I use to do so quite often.. Time became shorter, I became sicker, life carried me away.. I have been asked several times to do a simple about me.. some shares about who I am, what I like, and what I am looking for.. 1. I love easily. Never been 'in love' but have loved many people in my life of both sexes.. Even some with different outlooks. Why, you may ask, have I never been 'in love'? Simply put, it hasnt been the 'right' person at the right time. I know I have found someone currently that I feel I am falling for. But I doubt he even know this.. And I dont know where I stand within that... 2. I am a flirt big time. I MEAN no harm in it.. It is just who I am.. When I say something flirty it isnt meant in a BAD way. it is just me being me.. a lot of times my words can be misconstrued. 3. I genuinely love my friends.. each and everyone that I allow into my very small reserved world. And yes crystal has a reserved side.. I rar

Grrr!
I woke up pissed off, which, like I already explained in a message when someone gave me virtual chocolate (thank you), is a step up from the weirdness I was experiencing last night.. but it's still not pleasant. Btw, no, I'm not PMSing. Fuck off. Anyone that hides behind that blanket is ridiculous. I'm actually more of a needy take-care-of-me-look-how-cute-I-am-when-I'm-vulnerable kind of person when it comes to that. Like I need an excuse to be a bitch. Although, I do wish I had an excuse today, because at least then I would know why I feel like I could rip out an innocent bystander's jugular with my bare hands. Sometimes I'm just angry. Sometimes it just feels like my blood is actually boiling. Sometimes it just really fucking sucks. Maybe it's because I'm angry with myself. Maybe I'm stressed out over my living situation/job/financial inabilities. Maybe I'm not getting decent sleep because indecent dreams plague me. Maybe I am too involuntarily depraved to be so vol

Happy Happy Joy Joy!
I went to my local grocery store today and as I was checking out the cashier {with a HUGE smile on her face} asked me if I would like to donate to......get this.... THE CYSTIC FIBROSIS FOUNDATION!!!! I cried right there. No one around here collects for them. I have the biggest happy possible right now! It doesn't even matter that I can't breathe due to another stupid head cold! Needless to say I bought up a bunch of the lil hearts and put Blake's and all my immediate family's names on them. :D Omgosh I think I made a lil difference here in my own community....WOW :D

Readage
Working on getting my books set for next month. It's gonna be here soon! Read anything good lately? I'd really like a few new scary books. Hard to find. Not the omg theres a virus from monkeys that's gonna kill everyone scary..more like ghosts or killers or something. Just dled the new Dean Knootz. Gonna start on that while doing laundry. ugh.

Halp!
Okay so I lost my mind and I've decided to enter my friend's auction (if you want to enter I will give you his link-he's taking entries starting Friday.) I went crazy apparently (and he won't stop bugging me about it.) Here is my dilemma: I don't know what to offer. I'm obviously not offering naked pictures or naked cam time. I thought about 1 pimp out a day for a week or two, top friend add, blog/blast/statuses about them, Yahoo add, sfw salute, maybe some sfw cam time (I'll wave and maybe say hi to them on mic), all ten of my awesome 11s for a week or two. I know some people have different offers when cash bids come into play, but I am not assuming I will get cash bids. Obviously if by some fluke that happens I will adjust my offers. Can you think of anything else that's not unreasonable? Oh and if one of you could bid at least 5 fubucks so I don't look like a loser, I'd appreciate it.

Being A Smart Fu Shopper (let's Try This Again)
Have you been considering buying a VIP? Bling Sale Today, this is a great time for it, and let me explain why: VIP Length Cost Credits 1 month $20 25 3 Months $50 50 6 Months $80 80 12 Months $120 120 Now today's sale is 30% off bling credits, so you can buy them for: Cost Credits 3.49 5 6.99 10 13.99 25 34.99 65

Cmon Guys, There's Pron On The Interwebs.
12:01pm wills gros...: hi 12:01pm wills gros...: did you do cheerleading in hight school 12:05pm Jasmine: um noo 12:05pm wills gros...: do you wear a bikini 12:06pm wills gros...: aswer it ok 12:07pm wills gros...: jasmine do you wear a bikini yes or no 12:08pm Jasmine: yea why? 12:09pm wills gros...: whats the color of your bikini 12:09pm wills gros...: aswer it ok 12:09pm Jasmine: i have loads of different ones 12:10pm wills gros...: list some color ok 12:10pm Jasmine: err white, gold, green, stripey ones 12:11pm wills gros...: keep going ok 12:13pm wills gros...: keep going with the color ok 12:13pm Ja

Omg!......a Lil Catch Up...
Hey kids, sorry it's been awhile, been super busy with real life and bombarded with crazy on here...but then again that's just normal right?.... Ok...some things...first off please pray for those people in Japan and our men and women now waging in what appears to be a third conflict in Libya. They are both tradgedies in their own right, one being a natural disaster, and one being a man made nightmare... Yes I know about alot of things. I know about the the menaces and the psychopaths. I know about the pic stealing-blackmailing-mentally unstable person that is running around here doing the same exact crap he did three years ago when I ran him off here, and it looks like the son of a bitch hasn't gained any experience from that, other than about 100 lbs of fat. Rest assurred, he's -this- close to eating it again, good thing I found that same stuff I got him with three years ago, it will tie in nicely to today. People think I'm nuts for keeping three and four year old screenshots

Most Fake Liked Chick Of The Day....
Ahh yes, the stomp of stupid continues...ready?... #26 Most Liked Chick today with no salute & a God Mod running: The real girl's pics can be located on this Spanish site below: http://www.poringa.net/posts/imagenes/1454150/Equot_la-coloEquot_-para-el-finde-_Met-Art_.html So of course in its' profile it talks about a salute, why because it's FAKE!!...lol..wonder how many people this profile has conned outta credits. And once again thanks to everyone who helped me level & on spotlight yesterday, the amount of love shown (and lack therof in some cases but that's another story and I'll deal with that..lol) was amazing. Have a great week!..peace. Update: 4/11/11 @ 4:45.. Check this out...LOL So who the fuck are you?!? LOL...Well, whoever "he/she/dog/cat/pet/troll it - " is admitting to being a fake = winning!!...what fucking idiots...lol.

A Good Blow Job
I have had so many guys ask me how I suck cock. So rather than write this so many times, here we go: Ready? ooh sexy let me get on my knees and let you grab the back of my head and ram your cock down my throat till I gag or better yet throw up and than let you drip cum all over my face while U smear it around....... No is that at all sexy...or this: I position on the bed and have you lay back. I take yor semi hard cock in my mouth and work my lips around the head of your cock and slowly beging to suck up and down taking your massive hard on in my warm mouth and swirl my toungue all around. I get the will and nerve to completly swallow you to your balls and relase it out jerking your cock as I lick and nibble on your balls. I begin to lick and suck my way back up to your cock head and lick all the precum that is now dripping from your cock and look up into your eyes as I lick it up and while still looking at you, you watch as your cock slips into my mouth again and i feel your ba

Do You Want Your Cherry Tapped??
One of the excuses for the recent name change from lostcherry to cherrytap was that lostcherry can be misconstrued as a porn site. Here is my statement about that below. "In my opinion cherrytap can be more misconstrued as sluttish then lostcherry. Get this, "Hey babe, I'm gonna tap your cherry!" OR "mmmmm baby u want ur cherry tapped?" In my opinion lostcherry was more subtle to being misconstrued as porn then cherrytap is. Cherrytap signifies sluttish action in the present while lostcherry signifies past or (non virgin) which therefore means no kids please. CherryBlast would have been a better choice of a name change!! I said my peace now I'm off to tap some cherries!!" LC Man P.S Hell no I'm not changing my name to CT Man LOL. I like the comments left below by nympho69n and A great F.U.C.K~~Female U Can Keep. nympho69n 2006-11-10 20:21:53 Since the change in name I haven't asked anyone to join, I am not asking people to join "CherryTap" come on now, that just soun

A Post For The Sexy Ladies In Mumm's
I see myself standing in our bedroom, waiting for you to walk through the door. I spent so long preparing for this night. Everything is perfect.....the lights turned off, candles lit, soft music playing in the background, the bed covered in rose petals, the bath ready. I stand there waiting...thousands of thoughts racing through my mind. I cant wait to taste your lips, feel you close to me.....i want to make love to you! Any minute now, you are going to walk through the door, and experience something so surreal, so beautiful, so perfect.....something that is going to change your life! I start to get a little nervous, i want it all to be perfect......i find myself listning for the front door to open. Then it happens........i hear you walk through the front door.....i hear your keys hit the table......i know your every move. First your keys, then your purse, then your jacket.......i hear you coming down the hallway......the door opens slowly....... You walk in, not sur

Business Stuff
I am looking for some input for my business. Want to know what you would buy for someone offline. Considering starting an EBAY store and then making a website if it starts going well. Bath Syrup-basically a bubble bath Bath Melts- a little cube (or other shape) that you toss in your bath and let melt for a nice yummy bath Bath Bombs- fizzes in your bathwater really nifty to watch Bath Cookies- look like cookies! but goes in your water Bath Milk- basically something that you add to your water that will help soften your skin Bath Salts- well... duh Bath Tea- basically a tea bag with herbs and other stuff in it that you set in your bath while water is running FACIAL PRODUCTS Scrubs, Masks, cleansers, toners BODY PRODUCTS Lip balms in assorted flavors Headache relief pots-rub on your temples to help get rid of headaches. Body Masks Foot Bath Hair treatments LOTIONS/CREAMS body butters aftershave creams lotion bars-solid lotions cuticle cream An

Comming To A End
HMM SO I DONT KNOW HOW LONG THIS BLOG IS GUNNA BE BUT I REALLY FEEL LIKE RANTING. I HAVE ALOT ON MY MIND AND ITS ALWAYS GOOD TO GET IT OUT IN THE OPEN!.. WELL AS SOME OF YOU KNOW I HAVE A REAL LIFE BOYFRIEND NAME ROB. WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS. THINGS WERE REALLY GREAT WITH US FOR ABOUT 5 MONTHS OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. AFTER THAT HE STARTED BEING REALLY MEAN...CALLING ME NAMES (FAT ASS, CUNT..BIG HEAD ETC...) I ALWAYS TRY REALLY HARD TO SEE THE GOOD IN PEOPLE..I THINK I MAY HAVE WAITED TO LONG TO FIND THE GOOD IN ROB. WE FIGHT DAILY. IM NOT KIDDING. ITS REALLY ROUGH. WHEN HE MOVED IN WITH ME 2 YEARS AGO I WAS FINANCIALLY STABLE AND I COULD TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING THAT NEEDED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF...3 MONTHS AFTER HE MOVED IN I WAS ALREADY 2000 DOLLARS IN DEBT...HE WANTED NEW CELL PHONES...NEW CAR THINGS...NEW TVS AND PLAYSTATIONS..AND ME BEING THE NICE PERSON I AM....I GOT THEM ALL..IN MY NAME BECAUSE HE HAS SHITTY CREDIT... I JOINED FUBAR A FEW MONTHS INTO OUR RELA

Tulsa's Angel's Pimpout
This pimpout is brought to you by AngelinOK. Join in!!!! It is really EASY, even I can do it! lol All you have to do is to add everyone on the list. Fan, rate, and add. Of course you will rate all a 10 or an 11. When done, go to my blog and let me know and I will add you to the list and repost soon. DO repost the bulletins. Have fun meeting great new friends! ***PLEASE ALSO SEND ME AN EMAIL SO I DON'T MISS YOUR COMMENT ON THE BLOG*** THIS WILL BE UPDATED EVERY MORNING. ¢¾ AngelinOK ¢¾ ~ Club F.A.R. ROCKS! ~ Member of The Sisterhood ~ FuBombers ~@ fubar Sweet Mel ~ Official Greeter of Club F.A.R ~ Member of the Sisterhood@ fubar youngsoldier917*****CLUB F.A.R*****.@ fubar FyreDragn**-=*Member of L.O.L levelers*=- & ~~CLUB F.A.R MEMBER~~**@ fubar *~AngL~*@ fubar Paul@ fubar TheSlayer@ fubar *Phantom*@ fubar Ozzy ( I love my baby )

Studio 54 Mod Reference And Training
-Ok first off Tiffany and Myself would like to say to all new Mod's/Bouncers ...please Remember YOU represent US as in Tiffany and myself to ALL of FUBAR.Don't make or let personal problems enter our Lounge.Enjoy and have Fun.This is a place to escape the Drama and BS outside (Holy Ground) RULES!!! GOLDEN RULE..If you shout box me about any lounge issues other that the MUSIC Players going down.You will LOSE your MOD Status.I don't care nor have time for your personal problems with other lounge members or STAFF.Re-read the TOP of this Training BLOG ! 1. We allow swearing at something or a situation NOT a person 2 No Spamming DELETE THE COMMENTS warn them about the Offense,if they continue Silence them. 3 The (three step rule) -1st warn them about and offensive remarks, -2nd Last warning -3rd You have the option to SILENCE,EJECT or BAN them.( The First two would probably be the best option) 4 Please DO NOT ADD STUDIO 54 Bouncer to y

Hahaha, Me Love Ya Longgg Timee
So just now a female genius of Fubar sort got all huffed up about the mumm comment I left her, so she called me a bitch, rated 1 ofcourse, and blocked. After that, she flooded my s/b with the following gems (I never seen a retard type to me before). Please note the spelling, the grammar, and the content. jalooo: you are all over the meddil eat fucking every guy for 100 $or less and by the way sice you traveled all place i think you retarded for what you think of arab by the way russian are hors i cant spill but my pussy cleaner then yours. middel east is where the girl in your countrey they go sale thim self to arab man

Ok Thats It!
Yes I have NSFW pics, I will repeat it again this does not make me a slut, I don't want to suck you off, do you or hear what you want to do to me ok! These pics are for me to show the beauty of the female body, they are my art! New Rules 1. If I see that you are only rating them I block you. 2. If you are leaving really nasty comments I will block you. 3. If you ask to see me on cam or to send you "pussy shots" I will block you. 4. I will start a file with the offenders and make sure I post your picture for everyone to see, that way we all know who not to add. If that seems harsh then get off my page. I will make sure my friends know who are the offenders ok. Thanks again OzzyFreak The Goth EMT

Mummer Video!
Made by: ~Ashley~@ fubar If you're not here, don't get upset. People get overlooked sometimes. Ash is adding people as she realizes it, and there will be additions to the video. If you want in, and aren't, let her know... NICELY!!!

The Blessing And Curse
I used to think that something was seriously wrong with me. I have never, in my whole life, mixed well with people my age. I gravitate towards people younger than myself, or significantly older. Or those individuals my age that I DO get along with, are like me....kind of weird, generally loners or outcasts. And they're all intelligent, I mean, far too smart for their own good. I grew up an only child. This limited my interaction with peers my age. I never quite grasped that socialiization that most people take for granted. My siblings are significantly younger than I am. And the only people I was ever exposed to, from an early age, were my parents' friends. This fact used to bother me. I used to get self-conscious because I figured something was wrong with me, I didn't fit in, and I wanted desperately to be liked. And at that same time I loathed the idea of being a part of a clique. I both wanted the acceptance and shunned the company. And I sound like Bukowski.

New Features?
Rating:10.18 (2156) [?] Points:1,850,991 [?] fuBucks:986,411 Gender:M, 100 Location:New York, NY Referrals:2 sent, 8 joined Profile Views:7,873 Tooltip Views:103 so far today, 0 yesterday. (vip only) Photo Views:0 so far today, 0 yesterday. (vip only) 11's left today: 361 Ok, I get the photo views, but what are the tooltip views?

Heres A Story ...
of a silly lady who went into an auction to be bought she was bored and feeling goofy and didn't think she'd get a lot Its a story of a man named Big Tom who took pity on her sad plight he made offer that was the bomb he did not get much of a fight Now on this day the lady's owned by that fellow he is a brave man to say the least on one can ever call him yellow being brave enough to own this beast I got owned

Justice!!!
Ok.......Where to start..... Ole DM.......is now homeless....yep the Ex got me evicted and I have 5 weeks in which to find a place to live AND tell My son's that I have to leave.... Thtas the bad part......now the plus....I have NO non-molestation order against me....and I escaped having to pay her court costs..... Her side had the BALLS to ask that I be evicted with in 2 weeks....very generous of them I guess......NOT!!! I do how ever have one biotch to mkae and that is it amazes me just how someone can deliberatly lie in court after swearing the oath.....and get away with it to try and make me look the bad person... There is one slight smile raising point though....as I can no longer return to the house after Sept 21st....anytime I see my sons......she has to bring them to me.....as I will not ever be allowed anywhere near the house.....count them.!!! Victory's To her...........1 To Me.....now lets see...no order of Non-molestation....thats 1, not having to pa

Last Day Of Work!
At least for a week. I can't get out of this little hole fast enough. Srsly. I'm so ready for a week of no responsibilities. Something you might not know (unless you, for some reason, keep track of these things) is that it's my anniversary. My husband and I will have been married one whole year on Monday. Ain't that somethin'? I think so. :)

Partay!
So now that I'm semi-functional, heres my recount of meeting Ms Licks, or Alix: we met at a local bar at 8 30 pm She looks just like the pics :P and right away I felt totally comfortable talking to her, even tho we are on the opposite ends of the political spectrum; butt we had a blast yapping away. It was hard not to stare at her boobs, but I was trying to be classy and shit like that. Then a lot of drinking ensued, along with a mild confrontation with a gangsta from Florida (yes, apparently Tampa has a heavy gang problem-they are called the Creeps: white guys from Chicago burbs pretending to be black guys from the ghetto)and involuntarily meeting new friends that tried to get us more drunkered. Then we did some dancing, where the groping ensued. We ended the night at 3am, and took pics in a parking lot. I am a shy person, so Alix thought I wasn't into her at first. Clarification: I am totally gonna molest her next time we meet.

Fighting With Someone
*PREFACE* this convo started with me trying to talk to someone and got one word answers.. pissed me off because it has been this way since i turned him down when he wanted pics of my vajayjay --------------------------------- HIM: lmfao um it's not like I haven't seen a pussy before.......so yeah, let's not go there Vanima: not saying yo uhaven't.. but ever since i turned it down.. you haven't spoken much to me.. Vanima: which is fine Vanima: but if thats how it is.. thats great.. i will just not message you *shrug* not a big deal HIM: lmfao has nothing to do with that so don't flatter yourself Vanima: wow d*****.. just wow... i wasn't.. but kind of felt that way due to you 1) not texting back 2) not emailing 3) barely saying 2 words to me on here... but whatever... i am not chasing you... too busy to deal with your shit HIM: Wow, I wasn't aware I was supposed to put my life on hold to pay attention to you. And for one I told you I changed my number....so wh

How 'bout Them Apples?
We are all familiar with Miss Sophie by now and the circumstances by which she came to live with us. It's been three weeks now, and I absolutely adore her. I noticed maybe a week and a half ago that her stomach was getting bigger. It didn't seem normal. After a couple of days of observation, I decided to look on the computer for possible causes. The only thing that seemed to match perfectly was pregnancy. I wasn't able to get her into a vet that weekend, but I got her an appointment for today. Verdict: Pregnant. Guess how many! You'll never guess! Six. Six itty bitty puppies in her tummy. The kicker is that they were able to find this out by x-ray. The heads and spines are already formed. That means she's AT LEAST 46 days along, but the doctor guessed probably more like 50. THAT means those puppies are comin in about 10-15 days, more or less. So...I have to get a book on doggie pregnancy super soon. This is way unexpected and I have no idea what I'm doing.

Cluttered
Your Mind is 40% Cluttered Your mind is very free. You've liberated yourself from most worries and problems. And even if something does start to clutter your mind, you're easily able to let it go. How Cluttered is Your Mind?

Debating A Christian.. Lucky Me..
ReligiousDiscussionThis all started two days ago when i was looking at youtube videos listening to several atheist comics and skeptics and such, and i just happen to go to a video of a guy who was unsure about religion or if he even believed in it but he figured he should choose.. my comment simply said something like if you want to join any religion, belief or lack there of (atheism) i would advise reading up on both of em, and determine which one most identifies with you and go that route be it religious or Atheist. Then some one commented on my comment like GO RELIGIOUS atheism is nothing but a religion without the belief in god.. so i told him look up the definition of religion which is a belief in and reverence for a supernatural power or powers regarded as creator and governor of the universe... so the next day (yesterday) i got this in a youtube message and here are the responses back and forth.. i have altered none of his words, what he said in its entirely is below His Orig

Rape
I know this sounds kinda sick, but I have always wanted to see a real rape. Not the fake and phony kind on tv, or in some fetish porno. I am talking the real physical AND mind control over someone, making them suffer for a moment, affecting them forever after just one moment of action. Sometimes I thank God for not being born a man, cause I know it would've probably not ended well for me.

Sarge's Bad Girls Birthdays
Ok Bad Girls... I Would Like To Find Out All Of Your Birthdays So I Can Start Making Something For You On That Day.. So If You Want To Leave A Comment Here With Your Birthday ...Let's See How Many Comments I Can Get Here. Birthdays BlueEyedBrat - JANUARY 1ST S3XYCRICKET - jan 6th JuicyFruit69 - January 11th BiBabyGirl - JAN 12TH Meagan - January 29th DaBrat - Feb 13th Vamp Morticia - March 4th Katie - March 24th Ecuadorian Goddess - March 25th Mae Mae - April 21st Vitamin De - May 6 Cotton Candy - may 10th NunyaB / aGEM4life - June 10th Her Guardian Angel - June 15th Hot & Fluffy - June 16th Sweet Sexy Latina - July 19th MISS JINKS - July 28th Ticha - July 31st Summer- august 21st Brown Eyed Girl - August 24th B1tch - August 29 Miss MoneyPenny - Sept 5th Tulsa's Angel - September 14th BBW Goddess - September 30th Rebel Angel - October 4th KiSMeT - oct 16th Sarge - Nov 3rd Abby - November 15th

More Sb Fun
why do men think they are soo superior? read from bottom up ->popeye1346: oh ok, i work on that.....thanks popeye1346: loss few pounds and get a face would make it! ->popeye1346: i shall cry many tears for my loss popeye1346: ur loss ->popeye1346: no thx, i'm allergic to myspace popeye1346: ohhh in case the education is not enough, go check me out...myspace.com/popeye1346 ->popeye1346: oh yea, i just randomly give that out to people popeye1346: i like that better! whats ur msn o yahoo? ->popeye1346: i bow in your greatness, sir popeye1346: too brilliant i guess! ->popeye1346: oh you now what...bitch is on my birth certificate, wow you must be brilliant popeye1346: nop, just cause u only answer ur name! ->popeye1346: right on, so i am a bitch simply because i did't respond? that's not really fair now is it? popeye1346: simply cause i have nuthin to prove!LMAO ->popeye1346: well then if your so well spoken, why did you use such a cheesy line? popeye1346: u seriously

What Yoga Pose Are You?
You Are the Crow Pose You have an amazing amount of strength. You don't need anyone but yourself in the world. You are able to life yourself up when times get tough. You know how to persevere. You are disciplined. You don't let pain or struggle be an issue for you. Even though you are very independent, you also have the makings of a great leader. What Yoga Pose Are You?

Now Taking Applications For Sugar Daddies
For anyone who has talked to me for a while you might know that I sometimes complain about my job being boring. I go home with no job satisfaction because I don't have much to do, and every time my boss walks by my desk I think "I should be doing something besides playing on fubar.. like… like…. there's nothing to do." Well, last Friday I got my 'wish'. Mr. Bossman informed me that he's going to replace me with someone experienced in marketing so he can further expand his business. Great, just great. I've been monitoring the epaper and being that I haven't finished college yet, and probably won't for another couple years, I'm not experienced in anything that is hiring right now. Therefore, I am currently taking donations. Canned food, boxed food, canned alcohol, boxed alcohol, alcohol, food stamps, and since you can't buy alcohol with food stamps, alcohol.

Christmas.
Ok were having a disscussion in a different blog about not bein able to be with loved ones on christmas. me ill be working both christmas eve and day. i do not get so see my sons face to open up presents. but then i have goin on in my mind. how the hell can i afford christmas when i can just skid by on making rent and bills. and then you have people that are like well christmas is about family and spending time with each other and all that.. i understand this as an adult. but try explaining that to a 5 year old. they want the world, they expect like 432542542 gifts under the christmas tree. and they are getting more and more expensive as the years go on. kids are getting more and more spoiled. lol. why cant it be about family and what not. not the screaming kids that are crying and stompin there feet cuz they didnt get there Wii (or how ever you spell that fucking thing) or there playstation 3's. i dont know where im goin with this but my issue is chrismas sucks. lol.. its been tainted

Conclusions
today's conclusions: feel free to add to them. 1. girls are shady and mucho competitive. that's why i rarely like them. 2. people think medication is the great cure all of our time. 3. i need a nap partner. the job duties keep growing--poolboy/pillowfluffer/nap partner (p.s. i have no pool). 4. i am more real in my online interactions than i am in real life and this sort of depresses me. 5. our justice system fails. often. 6. attorneys really aren't all that bad ;) 7. small town life isn't really all that bad, either. 8. i am addicted to blogging and trips to texas and candy. 9. the people i work with are retarded bitches. 10. i stay waaaaayyyy to busy for my own good.

Half-wit
Just rolls off the tongue nicely half-wit (hfwt, häf-) n. Slang A foolish or stupid person. half-witted adj. half-witted·ly adv. half-witted·ness n. Thesaurus 1. half-wit - a person of subnormal intelligence changeling, cretin, idiot, imbecile, moron, retard mongoloid - a person suffering from Down syndrome (no longer used technically in this sense) simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense 2. half-wit - a stupid incompetent person dimwit, doofus, nitwit colloquialism - a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense

Yay! Me So Hornay!
Apparently my hotel hosted an inbreeding convention, since all its members were loitering in the lobby this morning with their husband/cousins. One of the finer specimens asked me to tell housekeeping not to clean his room because he has a dog in there...in a closet. Because it mutes the barking noise. I was tempted to ask him if its the same closet he came out of, but I figured I would spare those moments of him replying while spitting his fried eggs in my face. His wife/gf swam up to the FD like a cruise ship, and asked "wheres the mall at, somethin not far". I wanted to mention that they don't allow animals in there, and I dont mean the dog, but got worried that she would try to eat me as an appetizer. All in all, there were about 40 barely humans sitting around, waiting for breakfast. The irony was that it was Darwin's bday. They might have been the recipients of Darwin's awards somewhere in the area.

"15 Percenters"
On my old profile, I had a blog about how I can't stand the majority of people and convos on FUBAR. I had said that there was only about 15% of people on here that kept me logging back in. Unfortunately, that number's decreased even more. All I've been seeing lately is hypocrites, repetition, and immature high-school humor... My patience is gone, and I ended up deleting a few folks. I'm hoping my faith in the few mature folks left on here will keep me logging in.

No Computer
My computer died last night. Died dead. I took it to the repair shop he said he thinks it's the motherboard. Fuck. I brought my old laptop in too. "This one we can fix." Great! 5 days. Damn. Maybe less. about $100.00. not bad. I bet if I met this guy in a bar he'd do it for free. he'd do it for a hand job. Damn. Oh well $100.00 is not so bad. I'll deal. I have to call India on the other one. I hate their scripts. I have no patience for it. I'll try and be on when I can. If you have my number call me I'm bored. Really bored.

Health Update
So as some of you already know I just spent the last two days in the hospital with chest pains. Yes, I am okay. My heart is very healthy and the doctors said my blood work is a very boring normal. I sprained/strained a chest muscle and have the beginings of an acid reflux disorder. I am on a stomach med for the next few weeks until I follow up with my regular doctor. I have a feeling I will be on it for life since my arthritis meds are not coated and can cause ulcers and some reflux disorders. So I am doing pretty well except for being exhausted from four hours of testing this morning. I also feel like a sticky pin cushion thanks to all the heart monitor sticky things and have a ton of blood taken every few hours. Thank you to all for your get well wishes, prayers, and for just being there. And just some advice in general if you don't feel well don't try to tough things out...go to the damn doctor! love ya, Trish ------------------------------------------------- got my prescription tod

Another
Start off with saying do I ever feel like an ass today!! Yesterday was cool as hell. April picked me up and we were going to hang out at her house for a few hours, instead I think we went to a ton of stores. She dropped me back off at the hotel to take a bath and to get ready to get Ernie from the airport. April was nervous as hell, not quite sure why, but she was. Last night we took a cab over the bridge into Michigan to a bar. Right when we got to the bar, I felt awful so when the cab dude came back over to Michigan to drop people off I got a ride back to Canada with him. He had to drop me off at the original bar that we got picked up from, but had radioed ahead to have another cab there. I got back to the hotel, thinking I may have felt terrible from not eating, so I tried calling pizza places and didn't get an answer anywhere so I had a bag of chips and a fruitopia. I am not sure when I fell asleep, but I slept so damn hard that I did not hear them banging on the

Spotlight
Ok, so before I pimp myself out, I gotta address this: I'm writing in pink in my blog =D. This is awesome. On to the bidness: I want to go for spotlight. I've come to the conclusion that I'm probably never going to get a HH and this is the next best, closest thing. Instead of you being stuck with me for an hour, you'll be stuck with me for 24 hours! I really suck at whoring myself out, so if someone knows how to do it properly: please help me! Thanks.

What Is Love?
Someone asked me what is love is it good, is it bad is it awesome, is it terrible I honestly didnt know how to answer them. I finally desided love is the most complicated of all emotions. ...Love... Some crave it Some love it Some hate it Some need it Others abuse it Others use it Others are obsessive to a point Some aren't It's a word that can mean so much It's a word that can mean so little It's a word some don't understand It's a word that some simply dismiss ...Love... It's just a four letter word But some people fear it so much It's nothing to be scared of But others aren't sure. Love is always worth it because you become a better person everytime you love someone from the simplest careing for a friend to the deepest desire to love someone til the world ends from the unconditional love of a child to the complicated love of the gods there is...no meaning to love love means...everything No matter how much it hurts you, or makes you cry tries your spirt, and splits your

Why April 11th?
Well many of ya'll have asked or wondered why i wanted today's spotlight and all ive replied with was because its a special day. I told a few friends that if i got it i would then tell them what made it so special. Rather than going to them one by one ill just say it once here and be done with it. This may become long so if you're not up to a story then you should probably leave now. 5 yrs ago today was the day I decided that if my life was ever going to change, if i was ever going to become the person I knew i could be, if i was finally going to take back my life and become an example to my children then this was the day it was going to happen. So with that said me and my girls got in my car and we drove away with nothing but the clothes on our backs and landed here almost 600 miles away. Yes things have been hard and yes some of my obstacles have been high and the climb over them exhausting but every night when i see my little girls sleeping safely and happy in their beds, every ste

American Men...
...are so easily pussywhipped :) It is so easy to weed out the gullible easy ones: ones that scream TITS, or GTFO! Or that drool over any NSFW pic like dogs. Or that try to come up with any come on. Thats the ones that are so easy to throw the lasso over, lay them down, and step all over. So easy to manipulate, to lie to (they are usually not the brightest ones), to control. I know how to play my cards well with men like that, but I don't do it. Itsa pity/decency thing I suppose...This is mostly a warning to men that would meet other women with that knowledge, who WOULD use it. Is there any wonder that there are so many married/divorced men on FUBAR that complain about bitchy wives/gf's? You made your bed, you lay in it.

Yoooo!!
hey foookers.......I miss all you guys.....i have no net at home at the moment and its gonna be awhile before i can pay my bill....Send me emails to wesleyalexander34@yahoo.com.....or you can leave me love notes here......I ve entrusted someone to look over my page while i cant be on....i truly miss each and every one of you and hope things are well where ever you live.... Love, Superman

So Now You Know
We had a really bad storm come through last night. My power flickered a few times and the internet cut out completely. We still have no internet at my apartment complex. I'm at the library right now because I freakin' love this place. It is marvelous, no lie. I had my last official day of class today. We got back our final exams, I got a 100! I am officially done with my second semester of grad school with a solid 4.0! Only 3 more semesters to go: summer, fall, and spring. But next spring is just student teaching, no real classes to take. I'm so excited. This semester literally flew by. I cannot believe it is already May. I feel like I had something else to add, but I can't think of it. I'm driving home on Wednesday to be with my mom and hopefully my grandma too for Mother's Day. I'll quit rambling now. Ohhh I remember, who wants my 11s? Let's play trivia for them. What size bra do you think I wear. SB me your guess, if you write it here YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED. First correct guess

Intresting Laws In Washington State
StalkingRev. CodeWash. § 9A.46.110. 1992. Amended 2006.(1) A person commits the crime of stalking if, without lawful authority and under circumstances not amounting to a felony attempt of another crime:(a) He or she intentionally and repeatedly harasses or repeatedly follows another person; and(b) The person being harassed or followed is placed in fear that the stalker intends to injure the person, another person, or property of the person or of another person. The feeling of fear must be one that a reasonable person in the same situation would experience under all the circumstances; and(c) The stalker either: (i) Intends to frighten, intimidate, or harass the person; or (ii) Knows or reasonably should know that the person is afraid, intimidated, or harassed even if the stalker did not intend to place the person in fear or intimidate or harass the person.(2) (a) It is not a defense to the crime of stalking under subsection (1)(c)(i) of this section that the stalker was not given actual

Salutes
Well, ive decided...i want them. Lots of them. Ive even deleted an entire folder to accommodate them, lol. I want YOUR salutes; With the Anonymous Motto "never forgive, never forget" upon whichever canvas and with whatever medium you so desire; as well as my aforementioned name, "Anon" or "Anonymous". Poo, blood, crayons, markers, flesh, pubes...anything. Male, female, and tranny are welcome; as well as albinos and midgets. If you necessitate some form of compensation, im willing to assist you in that aspect.... SO, get to it, NAO!

Drama
So, there was some drama in a mumm tonight. The person on the other end of the drama has apparently posted a blog about me and James, telling people not to associate with us. If you feel that's what you must do, that is fine. I can't stop you. I don't keep track of a friend count, so I really don't know if anyone has deleted me over it. Maybe if I realize that someone I thought was important to me deletes me, I'll notice, but at that point I'll probably also realize that if they WERE important to me, they would've talked to me about it at least. I won't tell you to stop talking to anyone. Who you choose to be friends with is your business. I don't ask people to take sides. It's not fair to people who I have come to care about. I have my reasons for saying the things that I did. If you want to know about the reasons, please, ask. I have nothing to hide.

Toe Lint!
I have a few friends who I love dearly on fubar. I call them friends because they put up with my somewhat psychotic behavior. here's an example in the last hour Ive discussed: Toe lint with seamus Sour cream donuts with Hugh Lesbain Sex with Pixie spankings with name crisis my beautiful nakita with seamus I'm not sure if this is normal or not but I do know there's some serious underlining issues here ..... I love you all going to get my hair cut Wicked

Yep. Done.
Fuck you. Yeah, you. You too. There are so many people on this fucking site going around saying shit behind my back, and to "friends" who don't say a word about it to me, or in any way to stand up for me. I don't need any so-called friends like that. If anyone wants to spread or believe that I molest my daughter, or tried to set up Sam (MsMojito) to rape her, fine - be my guest - I see my daughter every weekend, unlike 95% of the so-called Dads these days, and am an AWESOME dad. Sam talks to me just about every other day, and will definitely straighten out the sick fucking fat bald jealous jobless fuck (yea, YOU Van) that started this, because he was jealous that she'd sleep with him, then run outside (cuz she had to hide from him that she was calling a guy, she wasn't "allowed" to) and call me afterwards... She and I spoke on the phone, from the minute we woke up (on cam, sleeping) till the minute we went to sleep (still on cam), for many months... funny, you'd think if I was t

Fade To Black
Fade To Black - Metallica Life it seems, will fade awayDrifting further every dayGetting lost within myselfNothing matters no one elseI have lost the will to liveSimply nothing more to giveThere is nothing more for meNeed the end to set me freeThings aren't what they used to beMissing one inside of meDeathly lost, this cant be realCannot stand this hell I feelEmptiness is filling meTo the point of agonyGrowing darkness taking dawnI was me, but now hes goneNo one but me can save myself, but its too lateNow I cant think, think why I should even tryYesterday seems as though it never existedDeath greets me warm, now I will just say good-bye

So I Should Start Wearing A Helmet...
Seriously I need full body armor. Friday night I dropped and broke a full double of apple rum and diet coke, and cut myself cleaning up the glass shards. Last night I was walking down stairs and ran into this sharp corner really fucking hard. Like, so hard that I have this stabbing pain shooting up from the welt in my forearm all the way up to my breast bone, shooting through my shoulder blade. Seriously I don't know what's goin on but fuck it hurts. And both of these injuries were sustained before I got drunk. It's not easy being me. Really.

Good Mornings With Good Doggies
I went to bed early last night and slept for hours like a rock. Once I got up I went through the usual routine. Bathroom, start the coffee, start the computer, say good morning to Baxter. Baxter. He's not used to me being up this early. He didn't move when I came into the living room he just laid across the whole couch following me with his eyes as stumbled through the house. I sat down next to him and he lifted up his head so he could rest it on my lap while I petted him. "good morning Baxter. I love you." he wagged his little nub but kept his eyes tightly shut. I scratched his shoulder blades because I know it makes him kick his hind leg. I got up and fixed my coffee. Pured some food in his dish and told him in a happy voice, "Baxter I made you nooba's. Just for the baaaby!"(he's the baby) He lazily looked at me and the started his morning stretches. Hind legs, front legs, back, head shake. He sniffed at the bowl but decided he just wanted water and the gave me the usual signal th

Classy.
So it's been fun pointwhoring, but seriously, I'm not making a habit of this. It's like a who different fu when you have the flashies. I kinda like flying under the radar. You get a looooot of perverts when you point whore, and it kills me to be nice to them all. I just don't have it in me to be non-cunty for too long. However, thank you all so much for all the help. Some people were just fucking awesome. :) I just got this in my messages. This is deplorable. Really deplorable. 'Hi, I have a disability, can I exploit that please?' "I am in a wheelchair and I don`t work at all I am retired sweetie so please and you could see my pictures I am in wheelchair. Tell me if I can see... Could I just see one boob please so I can be a fan of yours!!! Please tell if I can sweetie."

Saying It Allowed
That Triune Term of Promise May be easy to pronounce, But the heart worn down by obstacles Pounds more than just an ounce. But there seems no simple remedy For this condition or its aim Since the most sincere of efforts Renders results that are much the same. I've had no prior experience with this I've wondered whether I could And now that it envelopes me, I'm not so sure it's good. No purity in thought or will No picture makes it better, No gesture grand or small Neither utterance nor letter. If I could free my tongue from care And the words stuck in my throat, I might just wrench the syllables out, And passion's flame emote. Consistency and honesty Add nothing to my vote, No Hymns nor Works of Mercy, No Harmony of phrase or note. The Heavens willingly supply no device: No offering and no sacrifice Can demonstrate my intent precise, Nor any miracle suffice. If declaring had a substitute It could ease this tug inside my chest, And th

Saw Iv Quote
Just a Saw IV Quote that I liked... Jigsaw: You see things aren't sequential. Good doesn't lead to good nor bad to bad. People steal, don't get caught. Live the good life. Others lie, cheat and get elected. Some people stop to help a stranded motorist and get taken out by a speeding semi. There's no accounting for it. How you play the cards you're dealt, that's all that matters. And another...Agent Strahm: Girl loves boy, Boy loves girl, Boy gets girl pregnant, Girl loses baby, Boy turns into a serial killer. ...Hm so is that how serial killers are made... damn hm oh wait my girl was never pregnant hm

I Will Buy You A New Life
So I guess it's been a hot minute since I updated. I don't know what my deal is. It's like, once I get through the initial symptoms of withdrawl, I really don't miss the internet and everything on it seems so minor and one-dimensional. I have this job, the one I had before I moved in fact. It's not prestigious, nor does it pay well, but I do it extremely well and get to flirt with lots of people, and thusfar I'm able to make ends meet. I am looking into alternate things though, like maybe a cna course to become an aid. Anyway, so I work at a gas station. Shut up, it beats being unemployed. To pick up extra hours I took some shifts at a neighboring store that recently lost an employee. This happens often. My normal store is actually pretty great. We're further out on a busy road so it's not generally considered within walking distance. This store I worked at last night is ground zero for all the most disgusting welfare abusing pieces of shit I've ever seen. I'm NOT saying everyone

Blahs
Mkay I did what I did and she did what she did sick of rehashing it if you hate me for it remove me from your list if you feel you may do something like she did remove me from your list either way I am over it if you have trusted me with something...it stays between us..this was a bit different

Auto 11/ Cherry Bomb Bling Auction
Im holding an auction for an auto 11 bling, or cherry bomb bling. This auction will run till Friday September 25th, 12:00pm(noon) eastern time. The winner of this auction will have the highest bid in fubucks at the time, and will be notified by email. Once notified by email the winner has 24 hours to pay out their bid, or it will go to the next highest bid. Also, the winner will have the choice of whether they want a Cherry Bomb or an Auto 11 bling. So bring your fubucks and good luck, may the highest bidder win :p The minimum starting bid must be 1,500,000 in fubucks, all other bids must be higher!!

Feh...
...watched a video of a young honor student get beat to death last night. Where is the outrage Mr. Sharpton? Mr. Jackson? Since it was black killing black I suppose your race baiting and separating agenda doesn't apply. No need for protests and outrage I suppose. Too bad there wasn't a white person saying something racist on the video so you could get involved. Can't really blame you though...you would end up just as dead. Your influence doesn't really extend beyondcorporations afraid of your boycotts. And now quote time: "Any nation—including Iran—should have the right to access peaceful nuclear power,if it complies with its responsibilities under the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty." - Barack Obama "Make ready for them all you can of armed forces and of horses tethered, that thereby you may dismay the enemy of Allah and your enemy, and others beside them whom you know not." - article 151 of the Iranian constitution Yes, diplomacy is nice. It should be the fi

My Letter To The Chief
Gentlemen, I'm writing this email in hopes that it produces good things in the department for one patrol officer Cross, whom I had the pleasure to meet late Saturday night / early Sunday morning Oct. 3rd-4th 2009 I'd like to preface this letter with a note on my personal point of view on law enforcement in America, in general; I am a liberty loving citizen of the State of Texas, and an American. As such, I feel that the police departments around the country are slowly yet doggedly becoming the henchmen for corrupt government, opting to silence dissent and violate the Constitution with regards to our unalienable rights in many cities across the land. This growing mistrust of law enforcement is widespread, and millions of Americans now-a-days feel that the motto "To protect and serve" has fallen by the wayside. Having said that, I want to tell you about my encounter with officer Cross, who has altered that viewpoint at least a little bit, for me on a personal level. I have an olde

A Great Ride For A Great Cause
Hiya gang, Many of you may know that I'm an avid cyclist, and you also may know that I've spent the last 15 years associated with the New England Classic- A bicycle tour to benefit the American Diabetes Assn. http://www.newenglandclassic.org The economy has out the ADA in a tough spot- Increase income, or cut costs... Tough to do with 10% unemployment... So, the only option we can come up with is, to get more riders... Do you know someone that rides a bicycle for exercise? For fun? For charity events? If so, PLEASE forward them the link above... There's a lot of kids at "Camp Carefree" that need a hero- I can't imagine letting the kids go without the education they learn about living with type 1 or 2 diabetes and saying "Sorry, the economy was bad..." PLEASE, if you know somene that rides, send them that link... It'll only take a second... Thanks in advance!Gearman

You.. Yes You!
YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My spotlight was a success and I cldnt of done it with out the best fufriends and fam out there! Name Crisis, Crazy cracker, Jendoll, Rio is lovely, and Woo.. you guys deserve plagues! I can not believe you all donated a million fubux or more to my spotlight! muwah! Every donation helped tons! Thank you.. lilboops, crystal. ms. kiki, I'll pay for it, sin sin, witty, bounty hunter, Seamus, DIT, Susie, Gone Fishing (violets), Ninty nine, silly wench, serenity, wicked wench, peacey, and odie! I hope I missed no one.. if so kick me! Witchie, Cerri, wicked, boops, crazy cracker, ms kiki, I'll pay for it, serenity, witty, jwh... thank you for putting me in your statuses yesterday! Everyone needed to know I swallow and put out..lmao! OK, name crisis shamelessly whored me in a blog! thanks love.. however I will be sending out no nude pics :P Southern outlaw and punisher kept me shitfaced throught the whole ordeal :D thanks! Serenity & Piedaddy pimped m

Express Yourself....
"No employer shall discriminate in any way against an employee that chooses to express breast milk in the workplace." I need to read the bulletin board more often. This year went by fast. There are parts of it I want to forget, and parts of it I know I'll remember forever. I've made connections that I know in my heart will be with me until I die. I've also faced things that I don't ever want to face again, but know that I inevitably will. I always thought my heart was a rather cold thing...I've rarely felt warmth there. I know now it isn't all that cold, and I also know that it's rather fragile. You're never too old to learn new things about yourself. I hate not knowing the right thing to say when I want to make someone feel better. You just muddle through hoping not to make things worse while giving some sort of comfort. It's even worse when all you have is words, and I've always struggled with finding those in a timely manner. Usually there really isn't anything yo

Pitbulls
okay I am bored and needed a blog... so I just got a new pit bull pup a few weeks ago, when a friend saw her she was like why you wanted a pit bull "they're all known for being violent, so you should just put it down and get a "better" breed". I have had 7 in the past and this is My eight, [ninth if you include the one I had before her that had that cancer issue and had to be put down within a week or so of getting him] so I told her I think it is how the dog is raised.. Okay I am off in a hour and needed a blog..so should I A. Train the dog to bite at her crotch for wanting her to be put down B. Train the dog to growl at her C. Show her she is wrong by ME attacking her while she cries for the dog to help her D... your suggestions? hm Of course this is just a blog made out of boredom but... DON'T play nice.

Atheistic Rant
I am bored, so when I am bored I generally go on myspace Atheist groups [since fubar do not have forums and things like that] and was talking about politics with a few fellow Atheist, and a few “secular Christian” meaning they believe in god and Jesus Christ yet have no use for churches and things of that nature. Well the forum itself was rather slow so a fellow Atheist and one Christian and I started talking through private messages, well anyway when speaking of public schools I just decided to blog…so from here on out is just what I decided to blog for here to get responses from, Atheist or Theist [during My last belief blog, seemed most of the people I spoke to daily were Atheist so I am sure it will be mostly them weighing in.Well let us start with schools, thanks to the landmark case mentioned below, school prayer and bible reading/preaching was outlawed in public schools as it violated our constitutional rights of separation of church and state. Edward shempp,

April Fool's Day Fakes...
Well, my friends in today’s episode of Real Vs. Fake, I bring to you on this first day of April, two funny fakes who have run such a con game, you’d actually think that they were blonde, and hot and actually hung out on fubar. This is such a manifested con scheme that it almost defies words, as it has gotten to the very heights of Fubar. And with that, I bring you today’s fakes : xxDoukaWhorexxWCBxx@ fubar and what you think is..

Flea Market Tupelo Sundau - M4m - 45 (flea Market)
Saw you at the flea market Sunday afternoon. It was in the second bldg front restroom. There is not a seperator between urinals. You were very hot !!! Tell me something so I know it's you We did chat a little. Thanks How much conversation is going on at the urinal?? What do you talk about? Men: have you ever 'peeked' at the guy next to you? P.S. I copied and pasted the title as it is on craigslist. :) I think he meant 'Sunday' though ;).

...wut?
Okay, so I'm on facebook looking around and I see that a friend of mine left a review for a product she likes. So I click on the link...all I can say is WTF?!?!?! I am going to put the link in here. I would like someone to please explain this fuckery to me. Thanks. http://hyenacart.com/LittleLuxuries/

Your Online Privacy...
Well, here I am watching the morning news again when a certain segment caught my attention. Seems there's a website you can go to and pretty much hunt down anyone who is a part of any social site. Just input their name, eMail, or phone number and BAMN... Personal info. Now I tried my info, and the only info that came up was wrong but I thought you folks might wanna see if your info is out there. Supposedly you can contact the site and they'll remove your info immediately. Spokeo.com

I'ma Polish Hoar. I Admit It.
So, I have been a busy lil bee this morning. So far I have polished Pedro's weiner, Doug's exploding pecker, LilBoop's ta tas And beaver, mb's kitten, and Witchie woman's WEINER. Who knew Witchie has a WEINER? And now DIT's weiner. Someone stop me!