Fubar Blog Posts 4

*blush*
I had to explain the function of a clitoris to a five-year old today. OK... she still showers with me. I was sitting on the toilet before we got in the shower. She comes in and spreads herself and says "This is my weiner" Me: You don't have a weiner. She: Yes I do, see? Me: That is a clitoris. She: I pee from there? Me: No, you pee from a hole behind it. She: Then what does it do? Me: It's just there because it feels good to touch it. She: You don't pee from there? Me: No. She: Do you touch yours? Me: Sometimes. She: (Touching it.) Touch. Touch. Touch. Touch yours. Me: That's the thing. You don't touch it in front of people, and you don't let other people touch yours. She: OK. I'll be right back. She walks out the door, closes it, and I hear her out in the hallway saying "Touch. Touch. Touch."

So......
So. Miss me at all lately? lol No, I have not been doing anything wrong. Just venturing out because all the drama and hatefulness was getting to me. I know you find that everywhere, but I needed a breather from the drama I was dealing with. It has seemed to become a war zone mostly in the MuMMs, where I have always loved hanging out. People ganging up on people. People treating others as inferior, etc. I was pulled in to drama I didn't want to be a part of because of misconception and lies. Most of you should know me better than things which were said. Now it seems it is only getting worse and people are checking me out and such because of something which has nothing to do with me personally. lol Anyway... I miss some of you.

Good Fuckin Day, For A Change
started off my day doing my weekly food bank thing, picking up and dropping off donated baked goods from a supermarket. get to morning job site, what should have been an 8 hour job we got done in 2,but paid for 8. stopped at the chili pepper in santa ana for lunch. the 4 best double margaritas i ever had. i ate too, jalapeno shrimp, zuchini, green peppers, diced tomatosand a ton of garlic in a butter sauce. new food to add to my top ten list went for beers in the neighborhood after smoking a joint somebody told me they loved me, made my day

Beds Of Roses
This game is now closed. Thank you all for playing :) Game F.A.Q.Who can I order for?You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Anyone who wishes to be removed from the game may do so by requesting such through private message at any time. Not all people play for the win - most play simply to give the tokens as gifts to those they care for :) Please request removal ONLY if you do not desire to receive more tokens. Can I order more than one at a time?Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many tokens are meant for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 tokens) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." If you are have earned tokens, you can say something like "Rated Love Box #1 10s. 100 tokens for Dawn #975528

Gran Torino
just got done watching gran torino for the 3rd time, and i`m not a big movie type of person i`m older than almost all on here except maybe trannygranny and a handful of others someone i really like a lot and value their opinion and friendship told me that she thought of me when she was watching the movie klover (h) i grew up i a neighborhood that was entirely irish catholic and is now like the one in the movie, mixed races and old and deteriorating housing stock. i also was raised with similar prejudices ,my fathers father not only looked like archie bunker but sounded like him too. although i have for the most part overcome that just by exposure to the world i come from the time when mlk was doing his marches across the south,the sds and the weathermen were blowing up colleges,women did not have equality and if you were queer you kept it a secret people my age are the bridge between the 50`s and the present no idea where this going, just got to thinking after watching the movie

Help!
I'm gonna enter an auction. I normally don't do them but...I figured why not I need your help. First off, I need to choose an image and don't know which one to use. Perhaps my default? My wheaties pic? My moobs? I dunno I also need to offer stuff, and I have no clue what to offer. Any advice or demands would be very much appreciated. Thank you, and have a wonderful day

The First Time
Now I've been blocked, many times actually. But I have NEVER been blocked because of a comment I made in a BLOG. I know that a few of my friends don't get a long with some of my other friends, but what I like about it is that none of them try to force their opinions on me. They understand that I'm their friend AND the other person. I see that a few of my friends are commenting on this one particular blog. I go read it and it's a bunch of whining. Then they are calling out certain MuMMers, by name. Which is against the TOS. I simply said that their blog was a nice way to group every MuMMer together. That not all of us are assholes, even the ones that they were calling out as being one. I then informed them that their blog was against TOS. And lastely I said that they needed to stop whining and just block the people that they don't like and ignore them. Then....a quick refresh and I'm blocked. I'm really not sorry if they got offended because I spoke the truth. I was defending my

I'm Engaged!!!
We went up to the cabin again this weekend.... We love it so much up there!!! Took a hike up to elephant rock with my man this morning....sun peaking through the clouds... tree tops as far as the eye could see...aspens chiming in the wind... Ssssoooooo pretty... He gets down with one knee on the rock, opens a tiny black box and says... "I was wondering if you'd marry me?" Of course, I said YES!!! *dances* My ring is sooooo gorgeous!! It's three Aquamarine *my birthstone* with four small diamonds surrounding set in white gold...before you fuckers call my man cheap...this ring is perfect for me *not high maintance, at all* As soon as I get it sized, I'll take pictures.... *grinz* It's all soooo perfect!!! ♥ most of you... PoStaL

Hugh's Spotlight
For those of you who missed my Blog yesterday or was confused by it.. I am starting again I am one evil bitch who has decided to take it upon herself to pimp Hugh out. He has no knowledge of what I am doing and probably would kill me for doing it to him. Hugh is a sweet and kind man who has always been there for me. I love him dearly and you should to... I am going to try and convince him with your help to do the Spotlight.. he might refuse but hey whats 200 grand? So help me with my evil plan and go donate to Hugh with the message "spotlight Fund" also tell him Misfit send you... Thank you Wicked

*sigh*
yeah so... I am lost around here most of the time. I seem to fly under the radar. I am okay with that but sometimes I would like to know what is going on so I don't upset a person by saying the wrong thing. I know that some things are the same as always That one guy is still stupid. That one girl still has ginormous boobs. That one guy is still obsessed with anything having to do with the butt. That one girl is still desperate for attention. Other things confuse me. That one girl that I thought everyone liked (although she and I have never been friends) well... it turns out hardly anyone likes her. And that one guy that I thought no one likes... turns out people like him and think he is actually a nice guy. Numerours people have new profiles due to losing privledges or getting hacked. I can't keep them all straight. People disappear. Where is that one girl who has been pregnant for ages? Did she finally pop those things out and is recovering or was she bad again and she is i

American Politics
Was bored so figured I would do a satirical blog about the two major parties of America.If you can not take a joke or plan on getting serious, do not even bother. This is just part I, I may do a part II when I either wish to change it or just want to add on to it. For the record I am neither conservative nor liberal. I am of the independent party

Wwz Open Discussion #1
I'm still working out some kinks, but I thought I would put this here so those who would like to start talking can gather and do it here. This blog is only for discussion of World War Z. Anything off-topic will be deleted. Sorry! General thoughts, opinions, ideas? Please try to avoid "spoilers", if you have to them please mark them as such, kinda like this: *SPOILER!* Zombies is people!! *END SPOILER!* Also, what do you think of having entries made for subjects as well as general talk? Such as having one to focus on the political aspects, scientific, its place in zombie pop culture, etc. etc. Alright, post away! :)

Frazzled
Dear reader, You might not know this about me but i have one feeling.... JUST ONE GOT IT GOOD!!! OH PS: I think family is retarded so I will be deleting it within the next 3 minutes YES IM HAVING A TANTRUM IM PREGNANT TRY STOPPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU ALLWicked PS random boob pictures might just help alleviate my ignorance

It's Just The Internet
Those words...along with "just saying" and "it's my right" have to be three of my most despised phrases ever. (Side note: "should" is still my most despised word, but that's a whole other blog). These are used by people to excuse what they already know is crappy behaviour. They are used to move, in their tiny little minds, their actions from the 'vile' category into the 'ok' category. DOES. NOT. WORK. It's just the internet...who's using the internet? People. If you've lost your sense of humanity then it's you that needs the help, not the people you laugh at. Just saying...if you can't own your own actions, you own nothing. On the internet, your words essentially ARE your actions. If you want to disclaim whatever you've just said as soon as it's out of your metaphoric mouth...go suck a big one, cuz you just lost all my respect. It's my right...with right comes responsibility. If you don't understand that then it's my right to take away your rights and hit you over the hea

I Need Your Help!!!!
Witchie is evil and put our favorite shit hawk up for auction... Im jsut askign you to up him some fu bucks not bling so everyone can have a turn on his ass... so dont be going and puttign him over the top! Im asking you to help that bird have his feathers ruffled you know show a bird you care... He might shit on your car but that's just the way he loves you.. So if I can get at least 20 people to bid on the fucker ill send witchie a boob salute she will never forget.. Wicked

Weekly Blog
Just to keep you all updated on the crazy life that is mine: 1. today ham is 32 weeks old, for those of you who don't know (KLOVERLYNN) ham is a girl. Yes you can all laugh now at the thought of a mini Wicked running around or you can turn and run. Needless to say Ham has finally turned and has her head in the exit position....and Ive only gained 21lbs.... woohooo! 2. I was running late this morning to my doctors appointment and threw on the jeans i wore last night, being that they are the most comfortable. I jump in Jeff's truck because i have a hard time dropping into my car now and off to the appointment i go... As I'm walking into the building i feel a large sag in my crotch... what the fuck did i just poo? is this a new pregnant thing.... omg. I run into the secluded hallways and feel in my pants and pull out the culprit... yesterdays panties! 3. I get home and I'm wondering will i always have something funny happen to me.. why am i the butt off all my jokes. then the door bell

The End
I was going to write this a different way, but a certain kiwi's nice blog inspired me, so it's going to be put a little nicer. If I talk to you and I'm not a bitch, I like you. Whether you're on my friends list or not, in my family or not. There is something about you that I liked. Granted we all have our moments and maybe sometimes I lose sight of why I liked you to begin with, but usually you come shining through. I like people that may not be so popular on here for whatever reason, I like people that are very popular for whatever reason. I've been judged by which company I keep. That's fine with me. The point is, it's my internet time and I'll spend it with whomever I see fit. I guess this isn't going to be as nice as I hoped...I really tried. I don't care who doesn't like who or why, I'm out of it. This goes for ANYTHING, not just stupid crap going on recently. I don't want to know about it at all. I'm serious. If something comes up I do not want to participate in,

Human
I had a momentary lapse in judgement, got annoyed/pissed, whatever (girly some might say.) I was thinking about taking a break and signed on just to check things quickly. Got a giggle when I saw that I had been pimp slapped while I was logged out and said screw it. I try not to get too emotional involved on here because I don't want it taking over my offline life, but I was human today. I flipped out for no reason, it was stupid. No one offended me. I felt bad about the previous blog because I thought people took it the wrong way. If you are a woman and on my list (even if you're not coughMissyfitcough), I ADORE you. I have told a few of you I wish we hung out offline because you are completely awesome and someone I would be proud to call my friend. I am hypocritical, I know. I tell strangers they have saggy tits or roast beef vaginas. Is it right? No. Most of the reasoning we have is that they put it there for the world to see, so they deserve it. Do they? Maybe. I have tried hard n

I Love Interwebz Drama - It Is So Much Fun.
My lovely message this morning: My lovely reply: I'm sorry...who's butthurt again. I love interwebz drama...it is so much fun! How dare you slander me in the MuMMs! Bitch, I don't say anything that's not true. lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

Conservative Rebirth ▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ--☭--☆
Blogging Buffoon Activated CURING YOU OF YOUR LEFTIST LIBERAL EVIL!!! / CONSERVATIVE REBIRTH TEST My attempt to cure my leftism…These are the original Twelve Steps as published by LEFTIST ANONYMOUS1-We admitted we were powerless over leftism—that our lives had become unmanageable.I admit that I am powerless to leftism…2-Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.Power greater than me?... fuck, to cure logical thoughts and a care for a common man I have to believe in god? So god is why man has such a hatred for their fellow man.. I knew it!!! I knew it!!!... I will skip this step.3-Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.This again? Sorry, but if I must give up caring for others, and wanting to help when I can, and my socialistic views, you must offer me something greater than a friend I gave up when I was a child.4-Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.Um,

My Comment In A Good And Evil Mumm
to say something is evil is a christian and religious concept, Satanism and other dark kindred understand that it is not a religion but a belief why should someone resist the urges of the body as organized religions expect their believers and followers to do? instead of giving in to what the body wants, they call "sins" normal things that the body wants yet there is not one person that doesn't sin. why should one apologize and repent for doing something that they wanted, why should one repent for giving into the indulgence of human flesh (lust), or even sitting at home all day and stuffing their face and doing nothing else (sloth and gluttony, how is it a sin to give in to natural pleasures of the human body. it would be a even greater SIN to deny the body of what it wants, and christians say say all i need is christ and that true power comes from not giving into the bodies temptations, yet for this, you are stuck up judgmental bastards, go screw, get drunk, and have a good t

Here's A List Of Them...
Well I started blogging the haterz so figured I'd blog the downraterz as well. When someone downrates me I block them. If you rate or comment them it still gives them points & attention so it's best to just block & ignore. I've made this list so u can block them as well. Feel free to comment a link to a downrater & I will add them to the list. Whitie FALLING INTO HISTORY joe1 Chort StaticXfurY carpathian lover lilelmo112 spirishpixi xX xJaimeBabyx Xx phoenixxx glook

Mandatory Blog For Shadow Levelers
I want too bring everyone up too grounds so all know whats going on. Im actually putting adding new members on hold. We will be cleaning out some of the members. We have been watching and paying attention too some of the members. I will be going through checking too make sure that all have Shadow levelers on there profile. If you dotn then that will tell us that you know longer want too be a member of the team. We have levelers that never check blogs and some that never help on level ups. We will be cleaning members out. It is not required that you help on all that we post from homepage but we do watch too see who all are on level ups. With a team this big we need too know who is a member and wants too help and who doesnt. Some of you are on other teams and i see you checking there blogs but never ever see you looking at ours. We will no longer be adding anyone that wants too join. Too many join and never help. We are not in it for numbers we are doing this too hel

Frustration
So I am sitting here looking around at all the work that needs to be done before I move in a few weeks. Boxes sitting empty and my joint hurts too bad to fill them. I have been trying to space my meds out more to see how much I can handle. Not alot. It starts hurting and I end up taking something. This sucks!!! /end rant

Shut Up
Uh....so yea I got an interesting fumail this morning...using my name in it....in the midst of some bs drama that I don't' even know about....I barely talk to either person and fuck if you are going to use my names in shit. Don't bring your drama here, it will be stopped. If you have issues with me come to me. Shit always comes back. This is the fu after all, everything circulates, especially drama. I have far more important shit going on than the fucking pissing contests you people seem to enjoy to get your asses into. And I'm the last person to fucking gossip. I don't talk to anyone about anything. Even those that known me the longest know that. I'm sick and tired and haven't even had my first cup of coffee, so fuck you for this shit first thing in the morning.

He Pinched My Butt!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I bite my lip when im nervous 2. I cant ride in a vehicle without at least one window (preferably mine)partially down regardless of the weather 3. I have a special pillow and i cant sleep without it 4. I cant eat beans without mayo 5. I have to smell everything before i eat or drink it 6. I hate silence 7. I LOVE purses but never carry one 8. I hate driving over bridges 9. My panties n bra have to match 10. I ALWAYS have to smell good 1.Kevin 2.Dirk' 3.Whisperer 4.Matty 5.Feisty

Naughty By Nature
Ok so the mumms suck and im feeling a tad feisty. I dont know about anyone else but i love to role-play and have yet to live out any of my fantasies. Im not going to say how long but lets just say its been way to long since ive been pleased by anyone other than myself. The last few days everyone has been doing these random surveys with silly kiddie questions to tell about ourselves. I want to do a naughty survey between adults (us) and see what darkened sexual nature lives inside all of us. Im going to call this Psyche's power hour...let the games begin. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? What is your wildest fantasy? Is there anyone on fubar you would go out of your way to meet and sex up? Feel free to post pics Thanks 4 Reading

=[
I woke up this morning so tired. I got enough sleep, the same amount of sleep that I get every other day of the week. I just don't know what's wrong. I took a nap and slept for 2 more hours. I woke up feeling sick. Not fever/sore throat sick, just feel like I'm going to throw up.. I'm still tired too. I'm bored too. My cousin is suppose to be here at some point again today, lol. Hopefully we'll do something later.

Pennies From Heaven
For no particular reason, I have started leaving a penny on the hand rail in the elevator at work. It started when I had a couple in my pocket after lunch, now its a goal to leave one on each elevator every day.

Message...
Heh...I just got this in a message on another site... Hello my sweetheartMy name is Brian Michael H*******, I am Handicapped but very sweet. I live on my own in Champlin. I grew up on the North Shore of Minnesota in a small town north of Duluth called Two Harbors. I finished school in 1992. I then moved to a place called Courage Center.Courage Center was my collage. It was there I learned my skills to live on my own. I was there from 10-31-92 untill 3-29-94 when I moved into my current place where I've been for the past 15years.In 1996 I was hired by Courage Center to work in their Data Ability Program then in 2000 Courage sold the program to a place called Rise. In January I moved to Rise's main office in Spring Lake Park.I am looking for a relationship that hopefully will turn into marriage. If you decide to date me, our date would include a romantic dinner, a walk in Elm Creek Park and then back to my place for a DVD.My yahoo ID is Brian_*******. Hope to hear from you.Love,Brian

Evil,wicked, Mean And Nasty
yes i`m referring to that one blog whore whose name is in the title i will never mention her name again, nor ever talk to her again she talked me into taking tomorrow off work to play on fu, then after i call in, she tells me she has an all day appt with her accountant. who know hookers had acct`s? things must be different in cyprus seeing as how i have never blocked anyone before, would someone please tell me how to do that?

Motherfuckin Dirty Cunt
Some CUNT just got in my SB with this shit...it hasbeen a long time since I have actually wanted to track a bitch down just to hurt her. She blocked me so I could not reply and FYI My fucking brother is black so yeah the whore was talkin out her fucking ass. motherfuckindirtypieceofshitcuntdieapainfuldeath reduce: i bet you dont like Obama because he is blackreduce: come on, we all know you are a racistreduce: you can do better than that->reduce: fuck you cuntreduce: wow, sorry. you are rude. have fun with your l;ove for killers->reduce: move along take your bullshit elsewherereduce: wow. wtf ?->reduce: get the fuck out of my SB nowreduce: so you like it that they kill people ?->reduce: I support my troops..which include my brother my ex husband and my roommate if you do not know thedifference than do not proceed with this convoreduce: how is that any diffrent ?->reduce: it is supporting the troops..I am not into warreduce: all that iraq war stuff in your pix->reduce: I am sorry I dun

Why?!?!?!?
Ugh seriously...Why do people have to say things like this?!?? "Don't think you aren't beautiful because you aren't skinny, lots of women are over weight." Seriously?!?! What would give eone the idea that I thought I was ugly anyways?? /annoyed

Fubar Relationships
Internet relationships as a whole are a fucking sham... but FU-RELATIONSHIPS are the worst of all. People have really lost site of what relationships and friendships are for that matter and I am about to call you out! Nearly every day I am approached by someone that thinks they have it all figured out for me.. they are the one and I should abandon my real life and sink into their pit of lies. WRONG! You can tell me all day long how you would rub my feet and draw my bath and treat me like a queen - but WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? You are not real... I cannot touch you - I cannot kiss you and you cannot do any of those things that you so freely talk about - perhaps that is why it makes it so easy to promise the world to someone. I am on to your game fuckers and you are gunna pay dearly! People string along four or five or sometimes more people to fill the void in their empty lives.. is that really entertainment?... an ego boost? What is sad is that many people easily fall into the trap

Nakita The Bad Bad Dog!
I love my dog very much but at times I swear she tests the limit to unconditional love... here's a few examples: 1. The day i came home after leaving her for an hour to go to the grocery store and found my brand new (a week old) suede boots chewed up... They cost me quite allot and if any of you know the love i had for shoes you will understand that it was not a good day. I believe at one point in my shock I proceeded to call Jeff and tell him to find her a good home.... 2. The day I came home and found she had gotten smarter about shoes.. I just bought 2 brand new pairs still in the box and she ate one of each pair... the left and the right.. I cried that night.. I also determined to wear them at least once.. walked around my house with the left 4 inch heal and the right 5 inch heal... im stubborn ... 3. the day I came home and she had literally eaten my silk lamps.. don't even ask what her poo was like.. Today I was texting Witchie about how shes evil... and telling Seamus

Denied!!!
Reasons your friend request might get denied: 1. Your screen name requires punctuation! 2. Your default pic has possibly caused a seizure! 3. Has some lounge name greeter/promoter your screen name, with letters replaced by numbers. 4. If you have a crafty name like "luvstosuckok" or "happyguy" 5. If your name includes cute, sexy, hot, mama, or kitten and you weigh more than I do 6. If your profile about me section includes "rules while on my page" and have a status about RFAC STFU 7. If you think you are a dj because you have made a playlist or play mp3s in a lounge 8. If you have one public pic of a porn star, or some chic you wished you were/could fuck! 9. If your last 9 of 10 status messages were begging for/offering naughty salutes for bling packs 10. If your status messages are always negative toward other people or advertising your personal drama! 11. if you have more photos of yourself, than you have in your bomb folders! 12. If you think you need a default that flas

Fellatio
where is the people today? ya act like its minday and its football season..WHO DAT! sorry, turrets. anyways, I noticed that the vietnamese lady that owns the store down the street gets a little better at engriss every time i go there. I should stop asking for fellatio soon, she may catch on! I really need a get away, its been a few 3 or 4 weeks since i have had adult time that didnt consist of kids sleeping in the next room. or a trip to the store for groceries. My Immediate goals are as follows, job, car, my own apartment agian. Oh, yeah, My car kissed a taxi cab last weekend..its done, it will make a good dust bunny for some junk yard. nobody was injured and i wasnt driving I seem to have a knack for making skins, and hopefully get some commissions from some people who want something custom. do you? Im getting bored, probably because i have too much time on my hands lately, back to wanting a job to solve it. my kids will be going back to school soon and this means peace, and qu

The Heart Of A Woman
The Heart Of A Woman The Heart of A Woman is a mystery, often with a story to tell, A story of mystery & suspense Honor and betrayal. When will a man ever see, what's staring him in the face? A love so special and true, just searching for the right place. The Heart of A Woman is often misunderstood. As big as it is often screams in silence, though it never should. A woman doesn't want a man, because of how many women he's had, she wants a man who loves her for who she is , and for that she'll be eternally glad. The Heart of a woman is a strong one, no matter how battered or abused, the Heart of a Woman beats on , for there's plenty of love left for her to use. So don't pity a crying woman, because her broken heart still beats strong, and she knows deep down inside, he'll pay for the day that he did her wrong.

New Code Of Conduct
2nd Alarm Hotties Code of Conduct 1. All Hottie members/prospects must have a verified salute and a minimum of 15 pics which includeS.F.W body shots. All hotties must be female by birth 2. All pics, (excluding private and n.s.f.w) must be open for the purpose of voting and rating to all officers. Shout box and Fu-mail must be open to officers for communications. You have to have a yahoo id or msn id for this purpose. Officers must have yahoo sn. When you acquire a Yahoo Id. You must submit it to C/D.Carrie for inclusion in the communication list of hotties. 3. All new hotties will be assigned to a Team, your team leader must be in your top 10 friends and Upon your admission you must add 2nd Alarm hotties to your profile name/nickname, you are allowed 5 days to conform with C.O.C.rules. Team leaders will be checking for compliance. This applies to ex hotties, rejoining. 4. Most important; Chief and Hottie homepage Must be added to your Family...and Carrie (careabella),Flirt (cris),K

The Teacher Is In (straight)
The Teacher Is In (Straight) Maggie had always been on the shy side and not really the type to draw lots of attention from the guys in school. She was on the short side, only 5’ 2” and full figured, with thick hair just below her shoulders. She had dated a few guys over the years, but nothing bold or adventurous. So her knowledge of intimate activities was really limited. With the vast internet now at her finger tips, she sees all the variations and terminology. So many men coming at her from every direction with strange requests and questions. The whole idea has her overwhelmed. She was just in her mid twenties and now men of all ages, from all over the world, seemed interested in her. Then one day, she gets an email from a man about 15 years older than her, but he seems to have nothing but compliments. This is unlike the constant scary emails full of rude questions, she has come accustomed to. He even included a nice full body picture of himself, not just nu

Thanks Everyone
You guys all rock. Not one of you fuckers wished me a Happy 2 year anniversary on Fubar today. I hate you all. To make it up to me, one of you better buy me a castle..... PS, i didn't notice either. Lmaoooooo Have a good weekend.

So Yeah
So tomorrow is my birthday. Yaya. It'll be a huge CubbyWhore day, watch out. :P And why yes, thanks for noticing i'm old. I thought i should give you some hints at what i want for my birthday. Just small stuff. Get it for me if you can... 1) World Peace 2) 8 more years of Bush. We all know the President doesn't really do anything anyways, and come on. He was funny to listen too. 3) 17 FuPonies. Not just one. I want the most on Fubar 4) Florida to have a blizzard. I'm sick of Neppi telling me how nice it is down there. If you know Mr Snow Miser please tell him i need snow. 5) A person who can actually cut my hair, where it doesn't look stupid for 3 days after. How hard is it to make me look good? 6) 38 Bling packs. Just cause i'm a whore. 7) To be Red for a day. Hell i'll even show my boobs to be a legend. :P 8) Scrapper and BabyJ to finally fan me. I'm probably the most famous person on this site, how can they not fan me? Go tell them to fan me tomorrow mmm

Its A Small World After All
The title of the blog is so true. When I first signed up for this site (when it was CherryTap), I would add almost anyone who'd send me a request. I added this guy and we hit it off; we talked a lot. He ended up deleting his account a year and a half ago, but we still kept in touch through another social network and messenger. When our e-friendship started, I lived in NY and he lived in AL. When I moved to MS, he had moved to FL for a job and then ended up moving back. Last night, my husband and I went out to the bar to watch his band play. :D It was the first time we've met face to face. Pretty awesome. 2 years ago, I never would've thought I'd ever be in the same state as him, much less meet him and watch him sing. It was fun and I can't wait to hang out with him and his wife soon! Have a good Sunday all.

Nakita. Terror Of The Dog Park!
For those who know me well, know that I have a slight problem with my dog. For those of you who have dogs might know there's one of me in every dog park around the world. I got my beautiful pooch from the City pound when she was 6 months, she was so small and malnutritioned I figured I would name her something fierce and strong. So I choose to name her after a female assassin.. Nakita. At first Nakita was a sweet and gentle dog, she was carefree and lovable. Then after she hit her teenage years she has become the biggest bully of the park. I drive up to the dog park and as soon as I open the door my dog is out stalking her prey... Usually a Great Dane. She runs toward them hackles up and growling.... you might say I am a bad pet owner but Ive watched so many shows and yes ever Caesar.... I am that lady everyone laughs at, I am the lady who runs threw the park chasing after her little bitch.... hoping ot god she will listen just once. Hoping that she wont come close enough just to

Fuckin Aplogy For Wicked
i publicly apologize to wicked for having a status message stating that she texts me while pooing while true, it seems it was inappropriate to mention her pooing in my status i will hereby refrain from mentioning her defecating in my status

Deacon Frost
over the years, since when i first joined cherrytap, and now fubar (for those of you that dont remember :P) I have learned quite a bit about this site and the people on it. learned the classes and the politics of the site. This is probably the best site on the web for social networking, and I have met some great people and some people that id rather avoid...dont worry chances are if you are reading this, you dont fall in to the latter group! ok to my point. Some of you remember when I was Deacon Frost, and when my attitude on fubar switched from the cold, unsensored person i used to be, esp in mumms, i dropped the :Frost" from my name. And since have had some epiphanies and failed attempts at meeting people, and its been a great social experience over all. But i wondered if i should get back to some of my Frost. I have become the clown/flirt on fubar and its alot of fun but i havent been the asshole in a while. sorry its so long lol as you were

Realizations/thoughts
I believe in soulmates...I just do not think we end up with them very often. I am a realist..NOT a pessimist I think it takes way too much energy to hold onto hatred and grudges. those who claim to be the least judgmental are usually the worst I think most people are selfish and just refuse to admit it...yet claim to be very giving When I say whatever...it really DOES mean fuck you I want to be adopted...my family is crazy and I have given up on them I am terrified of dying before seeing my kids grow up I am sick of docs and really believe they have more of my DNA than I do at this point. I will be nice enough not to tag on this one like I was

Nerdy Friday!
Woo and I are declaring today to be NERDY FRIDAY! Embrace your inner nerd! Be a Klingon! A Trekkie! Booger from Revenge of the Nerds! Break out your pocket protectors and graphing calculators! :D Nord on! McGee, AKA Shawn Update: That SHOULD be "Nerd on"... :P

As It Is
This isnt a bitching blog I just wnted to say TY for tose of you whom I truly value and I believe value me back. I have had a very rough pathc lately..and have whined more than usual. I try not to let my health issues make me that way. But..sometimes we have weak moments I realizze my family will always suck..and no matter how much I WANT a relationship with them..it cannot be forced. I have met some amazing people here that have become "adopted" family. And I just wanna say TY for that on another note I am thinking of giving up my obsession with Drill he will never relent to my stalking I am thinking maybe of..Ford....

Entrance Music!
So, as many of you know, I have a fight coming up on the 21st which is SOON!!! I feel I am ready. I only have one problem, I need help choosing an entrance song. I have it narrowed down to 4 selections, which are below. Please help me choose one. I would prefer if possible ya'll help me choose just from the 4 listed below and not any other suggestions. Of course I blogged this rather than mummed it since I have more than 2 choices. I don't care which one of these I walk out too because I like them all. So which ever one ya'll like the most, will be it!! :D Thanks again ya'll, and MUCH LOVE! :P "Mad Izm" by Channel Live "Evil Streets" by Onyx & Wu-Tang "Release Yo'self" by Method Man "Shook Ones Part 2" by Mobb Deep

Fuckin Odd Stuff
ok odd fuckin shit is happening lately stopped for a few pints after work today, all was normal and had about 4 or 5 drafts. finished last one and we asked for tab, i go to pick up my empty pint glass, i touch my thumb and middle finger to glass and it explodes out of my hand sending shards in all directions away from me fuckin freaked me out, not to mention my buddy, the barmaid and about 8 other people that heard and saw it. it sounded like a .22 crack she swept up glass from as far away as 8 feet, but no one got cut or hit by glass, the largest piece was 1/16 by 1/8 th on an inch now heather my favorite barmaid thinks i`m possessed any explanations my friends?

Men May Not Wanna Read This Lol
A couple of weeks ago my mother went to have a surgury to remove precancerous cells off of her cervix and uteran walls.. she had a couple of not kosher paps and they found the cells.. I have had one slightly odd pap before.. I have an appointment in the next couple of weeks for another one.. since the first odd pap I had.. i have had some.. issues.. Therefore.. I am TERRIFIED of this appointment. My chances of being able to have children are already pretty slim.. I REALLY want kids... and now i am terrified of this... what if there IS something wrong.. what if the issues that i am having are because of cancerous cells.. what if what if what if... I am fucking scared and don't want to do this alone.. but I don't have anyone to do this with me... my mother is still catching up on work and i won't ask her to go through this.. my sister is living 4 hours away... my husband.. oh god where to start with him... all of my friends have other things i won't pull them away from.. kids, sch

Trolls, And Gnomes, And Faeries, Oh My!
Last night I had the pleasure of enjoying an interesting conversation from a family friend that I hadn't spoken to in a while. She was quite distraught when she called and said she needed a night out away from her son (a 25 year old who is mentally retarded and unable to live unassisted). Understanding the need to get away from the kid(s) I accepted and met her for dinner. When I got there, she was seated and notably anxious. After persuading her to spill the beans, she told me of an incident that happened last week. My friend is a single mother (the father left when his son was diagnosed) and a teacher. She leaves her son at home while she works, with a neighbor who comes in to check on his from time to time. She got a call while in class last week, and it was her son, very excited to tell her that he caught a troll and needed her to come home right away. Laughing it off, she said that she would be home at 3:30 and to stay out of trouble in the imaginary world. About an hour later,

This And That Ii
Took this blog from yesterday and am writing the story under each I am bored, spinoza told Me to blog I am still bored, but spinoza did not tell Me to post this one... :P So what should I blog about... a blog asking what to blog about.. I am blogging about each thing in this blog from the previous blog for the sake of blogging.. The cum shot face? Oh I would have to ask the women ..the ones who can get Me to cum that is.. what My face look like... though the room with mirrors I have seen My own cum shot face lmao My enjoyment of women in gas mask, leather, rubber, latex? Oh yes, I find there is nothing more fetish pleasing for Me then to see a woman in a gas mask, with latex, rubber, leather and other styles of fetish attires that I find pleasing ...kids that need to smoke weed....or get off the crank Yes I am for making weed legal :P My random religious conversation with this Christian couple a week or so ago Yes they did, such a wretched group of people who wa

Todays Shit
Here are a few things I wonder about when waking up at 5 in the morning: a. how did that bastard convince me to get pregnant? b. how is it possible that the only girls i get along with come from this magical place called fubar? c. will I get everything i need to get done before Ham's arrival? d. why dont woman admit they burp, fart and turn and see what they left in the toilet? e. Why do my evil plans never work out, am I just a softy? What do you ask yourself at 5 am, when your partner is moving but wont get the fuck up so he tortures you till you get up and ponder?

Thanks!
Thanks Mark for being there when I needed you. (nb. not sparkly Mark) The guy from my stoned blogs! And Kins .... just when I needed cheering up, you sent a text. I could pinch your lovable cheeks :) You had just knocked one out or so you said. But i'll forgive you! Jai, I told him what you said :( .... he says not to worry you are both GAY!!! :) And thanks to everyone else that has had to listen to me whinge. Thanks!!!

Twin Hh's
Justa and I are having HH's! Where: Fubar. duh. When: This Friday Justa @ 5pm Futime Mel @ 6pm Futime Make sure you're there with bells on! Wonder Twin Hoar Powers Activated! justa@ fubar MEL@ fubar Please share this blog. Thank you.

Family Adds For Rates... Famp/god Mode Etc
There seems to be a lot of people being shady over trading family adds etc for Famp runs. I realize everyone runs their family different, and that is fine. So there is no confusion on how I do it and what I expect I am writing this blog.Let me get a couple terms cleared up first.....per·ma·nent /ˈpɜrmənənt/ Show Spelled[pur-muh-nuhnt] Show IPA–adjective1.existing perpetually; everlasting, esp. without significant change.2.intended to exist or function for a long, indefinite period without regard to unforeseeable conditions: a permanent employee; the permanent headquarters of the United Nations.3.long-lasting or nonfading: permanent pleating; permanent ink.Shady1. illegitimate. underhanded. dishonorable. corrupt. sneaky.2. A shady person is someone who does not keep it real; a person who hides out; a person who keeps things to themselves.My family consists of... REAL friends... Permanent family trade... and Temporary family trades. I make it very cl

**new God Mode Explained Blog**
From the Desk of Scrapper ... NEW UPDATE! If you were part of the people who were running God Mode we are gratuitiously giving you some points. Anyone that had a god mode bling deactivate between 1:30PM PST...if they ended at 2M points, they'll end up at 7M points. if they ended with 8M points, they'll end up with 10M points, etc..... If you were part of the lucky few who helped us test out God Mode Bling, you are probably asking yourself why did my God Mode bling expire early. It actually did not sxpire early, we are finally out of our testing mode and it is now truly LIVE on the site. The God Mode bling has surpassed our special ability bling expectations. It is a very powerful weapon in your arsenal on fubar. We thank you for helping us beta test the God Mode bling. Consider yourself lucky to have had the chance to to that so few will ever have in the future. Please read the following blog. If you are angry or feel slighted, we just want to thank you for helping us develop

Just Sowes Yanno
I am here to have fun. I like to play, joke and have a good time with all sorts of people. If theres an argument goin on and we disagree on it, Im alright with that. Im not here to hold grudges or be all pissy with you cuz you disagree with me, so if you are this way, please, do us both a favor and delete me. If i feel that you are way outa line, and a total fucking attacking asshole, I would delete you on my own. Otherwise, to me, its just a matter of different thoughts and opionons and caring and defending of friends. If you are still on my list, Im going to assume that we are alright and im going to interact as i usually do. Im an analyzing tard tho, and if I feel you are remaining on my list for other reasons, you'll be gone shortly.

Jealousy!!!!
Jealousy!!! Jealousy what a stupid emotion if I could get rid of one that would be it!!! I have seen 35 summers!!! All the hate that goes on!! I am most comfortable in my skin!!! I have been hiding behind the doors for years thinking I wasn’t good enough to be out!!! Well Fuk u haters!!! The sad thing is the half of u are closet bbw lovers!!! If u had the chance to put weight aside to see what’s inside the person!!! Wow U might find a good soul!!! That’s why I would get rid of jealousy!!! See I was raised mommy always taught me to share and to be kind to others!!! So as for u low raters just fuk right off!!! U might want to be comfortable in your body or find out why u have so much hate!!! it took me years to get my confidence back up there it will never go to my head !! Just know that I am beautiful!!! We all come in different sizes and shapes If we didn’t this would be a weird world all the same!! Well us phat bottom woman make the world go around tooo!!! Life is short

Club F.a.r. Family Member Request Page
First of all, let me wish all of FUBAR a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We the Club F.A.R. Family, the #1 Family on FUBAR, would like to send out an invitation to all of FUBAR to come join our loving family. The requirements are simple and as follows, 1. You must be a level 5. 2. You must have a SALUTE pic, We dont care how old as long as its a verified CHERRYTAP or a FUBAR one 3. You must FAN, ADD and RATE just the profile page a 10 or 11 if your a VIP. All members links are on the members list in the blogs of our New Official Club F.A.R. Homepage 4. Once you have added all the current members, you must return every few days to the bottom of the last list to check for new members to FAN, ADD & RATE. This is your responsibility, dont wait for people to come to you, go show them love and lead by example. 5. We are NOT A COMMENT BOMBING FAMILY, we have had too much drama when members go against each other or friends, so this is why we are not

For Every Parents,grandparents,aunts And Unles
I CHANGED THE FONT COLOR CAUSE SOME PEOPLE WERE NOT ABLE TO READ IT. HELP THE CHILDREN Preventing Child Sexual Abuse SOME FACTS: 1~Sexual offenders are often known to the family, and not strangers. Abusers can be a man, a woman, or even a child - yes, a child. The offender on the video started sexually abusing others at the age of 10. 2~Sexual offenders are not homosexuals. Do not let your guard down because someone is not gay, vice versa, do not accuse someone just because he/she is gay. 3~Children do not lie about being sexually abused. 4~Only 5% of kids lie about the abuse, which means 95% are true. STEPS TO PREVENT SEXUAL ABUSE 1. Know the Warning Signs: Look for signs that someone may be an offender. In cases of reported sexual abuse, some parents step forward and say, yes, they knew there was something wrong with him/her. So what are some of these signs? · Likes spending time with children all the time. · More comfortable with c

What Been Happening To Me The Last Few Days
have you ever been someones friend because you felt sorry for them for the life they lead or because they are lonely? I did that and got screwed over for it. I was talking with someone for almost 2 years and toward then end they tryed to manipulate me into trying to leave the man i love. they also tryed to tell me what to do with my page, tell me who my friends could be or who i could talk to on my own phone. I hate to say this but that was the biggest mistake of my life. I got to where i trusted this person and told them some personal information, to my great surpise they used it against me. Even when they swore that they would never do that. I dont need someone like that in my life. in the past few days i have had to delete the person from my yim, change my phone number and delete this person from my life. yet they come back under a new acct and try and start the cycle over again. Im done with it. the last few days have been me most stress free days i have had in almost 2 years. if s

This Is A Bunch Of Bullshit...
I posted this picture in my point whoar folder... I'm sort of bored tonight, so I started thinking that maybe it was a fluke...or perhaps not a real picture at all. They couldn't possibly be that far off, can they? For science: Really? Gregory Peck? Nuh uh.

Alone With My Thoughts
It seems to be one of those kind of days. Ever do something that makes you slap your forehead and ask "what the hell was I thinking"? It's quiet. At least for me. I'm sitting here looking around my house, trying to find something to do. I am not in the mood to watch a movie. I couldn't stay focused. I don't feel like going anywhere today. I don't want to go through the whole make up thing. I won't leave the house without it. lol Ugh.

Numb Is Dumb
posted on 03/12/2009 I have heard many people say "I feel numb." I'm guilty of saying it myself, but the more I think about it, the more I find myself thinking it's not the right use of the word. Numb describes being without feeling, would it be appropriate to say "I breathe vacuum"? I don't think so. While it is still approprate to use "nothing" as a term to describe one of the senses or lack of one: "My trunk? I hear nothing Officer!" using the term that describes the absence of something doesn't seem right. Something else I have noticed is the level of redundancy when it comes to computerized banking. Most people are aware of the redundancy in saying ATM machine, as the last M stands for machine. Its the equivalent of saying "I need to find an automated teller machine machine." What usually goes unmentioned is the term "PIN Number" which is saying "Personal Idenitfication Number number" What is it about banking that has us saying these things multiple times? Are w

10 Alternate Uses For A Coathanger..
I want to thank Hugh G Joak for coauthoring this blog with me. He is my inspiration on most of my crazy ideas and blogs. I would like to give him full credit for today's blogs theme. You are my rock, Kumquat.. 10 Alternate uses for coat hangers: 1. To hold your Pippi Long Stocking hair do 2. Breaking into cars. 3. Punk rocker earring 4. Giant Bubble Blower 5. Electrical outlet tester 6. Hill Billy toothpick 7. While wearing a cast a scratching device 8. Car Radio Antenna 9. To capture large dust balls from the far corners of your bed. 10. Makes an excellent cat toy ( just need crazy glue and feathers ) Thank you for stopping by Kumquat and Snow Pea

Tattoo Help
Ok I need some help with this as I am at my wits end.... I have a name of someone on the back of my neck that is in dire need of being covered up...What I want is to get some sort of TOOL design to cover it up with but have yet to find anything so if anyone has any ideas..I am open for suggestion.... Thanks, B

For All My Good Friends...
Just want to take a few to explain to those who I've been distant to lately why thats been & say THANX to those who've stuck around to help me deal with it all. I'm not usually one to splash my personal info all over for everyone to see, but I don't know an easier way to do so. I know that for the last couple months I've come across as a stuck-up snob, bitch, whatever. That isn't the case at all. The few ppl I still talk to are aware of PART of why I've been, for lack of a better word, depressed & stressed beyond belief. Most, however, have no clue. That would be entirely my fault tho. I'm the one who hasnt been responding to messages or shouts often. So, here goes... As most of ya know, Lucky Bastard, AKA: Mikey, is my fiance'. Has been for 8 yrs, only expection being this past summer. During that time, he moved out and was living on his own for the first time ever, & not knowing any better, racked up 30K+ credit cards bills, while I was alone as well with only unemployment to supp

I Got Stupid Again, Help
after partaking in a bowl of particularly stong ganja i came across a blog, and decided to enter an auction now i need ideas on what to offer being a virgin and having only looked in a few before i have no ideas help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Piss And Moan
Ok i will just get to it. i have a lot of things going on and i am starting to crack. kids are going back to school. i'm going to school full time. i have a crazy person that wont stop calling my phone from a restricted number (40 times a day) my ex is seriously ill, and i've been trying to be there for him. dizzy spells = anxiety attacks.. so my doctors says my sister is a jerk and talked a lot of junk about me in front of my daughter, so now my family is warring. anywho.. i'm usually sitting here, not sure how to comment a mumm or what i should say in the lounge. i'm a little bit spent these days. /End rant

Mind R(i)ot
It's raining today. Actually one of those perfect just stay in bed with the window open days. Having a job is terribly inconvenient. I forgot to set my alarm clock last night. My brain decided to wake me up at exactly 7am when my alarm clock was supposed to go off. My brain is a real fucking jerk. I should blog some of the comments I leave in other people's blogs. I say some profound shit. Some of it is profound, some of it is profoundly funny, and most of it is profoundly stupid. Like this one thing I remember writing about my past relationship problems with religion: Jesus left me at the altar. I had a quickie rebound with Buddha...we're still good friends. Jehovah can't take a hint and keeps sliding love letters under my door. Mohammed just won't take no for an answer. I think I'll stick to being single, even though that Xenu is kinda cute and drives a nice car. See? Profoundly stupid, like most of my blogs. Imma do this more often. I probably won't though. *brain

Under Glass...
So having spotlight was kinda interesting. I'll be doing a proper thank you blog later tonight for everyone that donated. I also got screen caps of as many statuses (statuses? status'? statii?) as I could so I'll upload those later as well. I still have about 71 friend requests to go through. I added a few people yesterday that struck me as interesting, actually talked to me or wrote something coherent in the friend request. I think I picked all the really good apples out of the bunch, so the rest I'll just base on whether they have an interesting about me or nice tits. About me sections can be deceiving though...as can nice tits with camera trickery. This will require serious contemplation and picture perving. And I can always delete them later. I do hope everyone that helped got to see their face/sketch in the spotlight box. The best part of the whole thing was the picture comments. I do love getting those, and it's also nice when people check out my artwork. Who doesn

Narcoleptic Mouth Breather...
I'm sleepy. I don't know why...I slept peacefully last night, which is rare. My sleep usually consists of: -tossing from side to side. -covers off. -covers on. -waking up with a numb arm because my shoulder is fucked. -waking up with dry mouth and fumbling for the water by the bed,. -getting up to go turn the radio off because for some reason it got louder and woke me up. -not being able to sleep because I turned the radio off and it's too quiet. -meditating to put myself back to sleep -waking up ten minutes before the alarm clock goes off and then laying there awake and waiting for it to go off instead of just getting up. Last night was just a deep black sleep for a good 7 hours until the alarm clock woke me up. I don't even remember dreaming. I usually get no more than 5 or 6 hours, and that's just counting the time I get in bed to the time I get up. So I shouldn't feel sleepy, but my eyelids keep doing that droopy thing where they weigh about 50 pounds and it takes a

Photoshop Request
I'm a right lazy bastard - anyone fancy knocking me up a picture of Daniel-Day Lewis in 'There Will Be Blood' but with my face and saying 'There Will Be Bras'? I offer absolutely nothing in return by way of incentive, cheers.

Live Valentine Auction
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Jpub
Code words that Jew haters use to describe Jews, not necessarily in order. or complete Banking Elite Zionist Occupation Government(ZOG) Talmud Jews Cosmopolitans International Bankers Unforgiven Israel Supporters If you think of anymore, tell me. This blog, jpub is for anyone interested in Jewish topics, you don't need to be Jewish to comment on my blog.

For 19.95 You Can Get A Bling Pack...or This...lol
Well, every now and then I post something random. And when I saw this on an infomercial, I really thought that it was funny for what it is, and then I saw this…check out the parody video below: See dudes, think about it, for the price of a 25 credit bling pack you can get your favorite fu girl of the week one of these…lol…sometimes it’s funny to be random, hope ya’ll had a good weekend and peace…

Pete Meets The Pretty New Girl
Yesterday a new girl started at work. The new girl is pretty and henceforth shall be referred to as Pretty New Girl or PNG. Pretty new girl is about 5'6 with long brown hair, and very light blue eyes. I said nothing yesterday, figuring I would wait for an introduction, but since that didn't come about, I made my own move today. I introduced her, and said if she needed any I/T support, I was her man (See how smart I am PNG?) She sent me a test e-mail to make sure it was working, and everything checked out. She sits on the other side of the wall from me, so I can't go into the office I use without passing her. Each time I did, I gave her a little head nod, and she would smile back (taking it as a good sign.) Before she left, I replied to her test e-mail "Hey! Keep it down out there!" and received what I deem a positive response "Hahaha, have a good night, see you tomorrow." (See how funny I am PNG?) I debated on whether or not to e-mail her, but then I thought what would Pedro

Dear Diarrhea
Dear diarrhea, Ever since last week I have realized how many mentally challenged adults are on fubar, when I ventured out of my circle of friends. This is a good thing tho, and a learning experience. Between getting crazed women and suicidal/homicidal kids and emo men doing a variety of things because of a fu engagement, I find myself asking this question: Is this the mental stability of the general public? I think my fubar reputation and status is less important than what I watch on tv, yet there are people who think the parts of this site are real and deserve emotion. I dont quite understand. Having this fu engagement only has importance to me, because we have met. And this makes us "real life" friends, so remember that, friends. and now for some random thoughts Why do people decide to delete and block someone, because of something completely unrelated to them, except maybe in thier own over flowing emotional pot? Why does fubar get to people, and make them react the way th

Just 'cuz
Since there are no SFW mumms to stalk people into, and the primary source of my bartab feed is negative photo comments, I figured I'd do a blog in hopes that some of my friends would come hang out and be fun. Talk amongst yourselves. :) (not that I don't enjoy some well-placed shaming of disgusting pics, but I REALLY need to have some *positive* stuff to read)

Shit Happens !!!
The guy from my last blog (friends husband) is creeping me out now. He is obviously watching and following me. I hope he manages to catch me whilst i'm still in this rage that seems to have descended upon me over the last two days. I could really do with mutilating male genitals. The doctor has prescribed me anti-depressants, I didn't want them, but i'm fed-up of fighting her at present. I'm sure those things send me cuckoo. She has upped my pain meds due to my sciatica (physio appointment pending) and the fact that I have now developed Plantar Fasciitis in my foot from wearing flat shoes since I fractured my foot in May. I can't sit for long periods nor can I walk for long periods of time. Just call me Quasi. I saw the Occupational Health doctor today ..... she was lovely and has agreed that I can return to University. She could see that my frustration was affecting me more than the pain. So yeah, I will hopefully be out of this place soon and only here for short bursts. I

Ladies, I Need Assistance
Ok...I have a Christmas luncheon/party thing on Friday. The girls said they all wear like dress pants and a Christmas sweater.. Do I look like a *Christmas* sweater kinda gal? Ugh I have NO idea what to wear, and I hated every single thing I tried on yesterday :/ Gimme ideas dammit!!

Women Don't Get Played...we Play Ourselves....updated Again!
A few weeks ago, we posted...and posted...and posted...about a guy who was using women's emotions to try and reach the top 100...Mr 2bad...link removed...just remember the face. tobad4u1992@ CherryTAP Well since then, I have gone back to my corner when I received a note in my inbox that said: "Hey girl, I remember seeing postings about ol boy who f'd up with you, well he is messin with a friend of mine, she wont listen to me, he has her completely snowed. Girl this lady is a nurse in the burn center at (taken out) hospital. I was hoping you would tell her what went on, If you could help me out with this I would appreciate it here is her link " (link omitted of course) So, I dropped her a note....I didn't tell anything, I just told her that she might want to check around about this guy and if she wanted to know the deal...get back to me. I left it up to HER to decide if she wanted the information. Well she did, so we spoke in yahoo and yup, he was playing her too. I s

Saturday Rantage...
First off, more good news about the world we live in bought to you today by the St. Petersburg Times: A few of you who actually notice have noticed that I have been way quiet latley really for the most part. There's alot of reasons why. #1 I've been real life busy working on finalizing things before I get out of here, #2 well, it's really frustrating and sometimes it's better to just logout and give yourself a break than do something stupid and have to deal with the repricussions of it forever. That's a lesson I try to tell people, but most of the time they don't listen. Anyways, here's some of the rantage: If anyone has noticed, there are alot of people that aren't around here anymore that would read people's bulletins like in the past. If you repost a bulletin, it's not getting read. Why? Because people don't care. Alot of people see this (repost) and pass over it. In the almost 2 years I've been on this site, I've never seen such a level of apathy that is going on at th

Sheeshlouise
A co worker sent me to this article. Kinda long... Teen commits suicide in front of Webcam By Rasha Madkour updated 50 minutes ago FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida - A South Florida teen died of a lethal drug overdose in front of a live online webcam audience 12 hours after he started blogging about his plan to commit suicide, an investigator said Friday. Abraham Biggs, 19, died Wednesday from a toxic combination of opiates and benzodiazepine, a drug used to treat insomnia and depression, said Wendy Crane, an investigator with the Broward County medical examiner's office. At least one of the drugs was prescribed to him and it's unclear how he got the others, Crane said. Some of those watching encouraged Biggs, others tried to talk him out of it, and a few were debating whether the dose he took was lethal, Crane said. It's unclear how many people were watching. Biggs stated his intentions on a forum at bodybuilding.com, where some users said they did not take him seriousl

Jai Got Deleted
Soo...as most know, some POS made a fake profile named Russian Slutt, using hideous spelling and grammar, which indicated that it wasn't indeed me. That person put up my real name and some of my private personal info. I am not ashamed of anything I do, but it was put in...rather crass definitions. Then "it" proceeded making a racist mumm, which if you know me...I might hate Obama and welfare, but I certainly don't judge anyone because of their skin color and hate when people do that. So...based on the nature of the information that they have put on the fake page, it was someone who knew me very well, someone I talked to on the phone. And...it was NOT Jai! I am almost 100% sure he wouldn't do something vicious like that. And another person came to mind... someone I used to talk to, and who knew all that info. While talking to that fake persona, I addressed him by his "real" Fubar name, trying to throw him off. Not even 15 minutes later, that person called me on the pho

Tag Thinger
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I climb mountains, alot 2 I would rather sleep in my hammock than my bed 3 I have 0 tattoos and 0 piercings and I don't particularly want any. 4 I am a socialist 5 I don't like dumb people 6 I can't swim but I kayak with the best of em. 7 I love horror movies 8 I can't eat nuts 9 I'd always rather be hiking 10 I am a real live employed photographer I am tagging: Mia Wallace doppelgänger whoever else, I don't care

Jerks
unknownapx@ fubar ->unknownapx: and your sitting at home all alone because you have no gf and the only way you can get off is by putting food on you and letting the dog get it off you fuck off loser!!!!!! unknownapx: I m sure u having a blast in ur ass just by my words so speaking like this........ ->unknownapx: heep dreaming asshole will never fucking happen unknownapx: so u like to be fucked in ur asss............. ok i m gonna fuck u ass first....... n making u cry......... ->unknownapx: yeah ok in what life asshole keep it up unknownapx: I m gonna fuck u n ur mother both at a time. bitch........ ->unknownapx: unknownapx rated you a '1'! awww did hurt your feelings jacckass you aint fucking me or touching any part of me go fuck yourself unknownapx: I can make all ur hole bloody and make u cry and die........ I m sure u never hv taken like this... I will fuck ur ass bitch... ->unknownapx: i dont care about your small dick fuck off unknownapx: Hey Sexy.........

Sb Hit And Run
So...yeah yeah don't feed the troll...but the bitch stalks me down every CHANCE SHE GETS...NOW i AM BEIN ACCUSED OF THIS... Read from the bottom up WYCKEDSHYT...: BLOCKED CUNT WYCKEDSHYT...: LOL I MAKE ONE COMMENT IN A MUMM YOU ARENT IN AND YOU FLY IN THERE LIKE FLIES ON SHIT AND COMMENT NASTY ABOUT ME FUCK YOU GO TO FUCKING HELL ->WYCKEDSHYT...: NO PSYCHO I DID NOT ->WYCKEDSHYT...: BITCH YOU STALK ME NOT THE OTHER FUCKIN WAY AROUND S WYCKEDSHYT...: YOU CALLED AND YOU KNWOW IT ->WYCKEDSHYT...: ATTORNEY...LMAO WYCKEDSHYT...: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, STAY OFF MY MYSPACE PAGE, STAY AWAY FROM MY PROFILE ->WYCKEDSHYT...: THEN DO IT I HAVE NOFUCKIN CLUE WHAT U ARE TALKIN ABOUT ->WYCKEDSHYT...: I DO NOT HAVE THAT EIOTHER YA DUMBFUCK WYCKEDSHYT...: attorney WYCKEDSHYT...: Im sure my attoprney would love this WYCKEDSHYT...: NO you dont need my naem they can look by street addy ya cunt ->WYCKEDSHYT...: AND PLEASE BRING A SUIT AGAINST ME WYCKEDSHYT...: she was just here

I'm The Luckiest Whore In The World.
When my brain is functioning properly I will have to thank everyone properly and individually but right now I just wanted to say a huge big fat I love you to everyone.If whores had hearts, mine would be overflowing with happy right now. I am super greatful and completely shocked at all the hard work everyone did for me. I promise you all personal hand massages and manicures to repair all the damage done by your persistant rates and photo comments.You made this endeavor a complete succes and incredibly fun. MUAH!

Cubby 4 Sale. (cheap)
I still don't know how to use these new blogs. LOL Once a year i put my self up for auction. The time has come again. I think i'm a pretty good buy. I'm offering alot i think. So if you wanna stalk, or even place a bid click the link below. Auction ends July 4th. Copy and paste this link cause Fubar will not let me do anything else. http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1664569&albumid=1735145&i=3193462039&idx=16#3193462039

If That's The Way It Is . . .
I had a mumm about eating nickel, there are few who would remember. But maybe it's time. I'm sure there's a Saturday Night Special with my name on it. And if that's not open to me, I have a length of rope and places to attach the other end. If there's not an anchor for the floor, there's a doorknob on the other side of the room. There may not be time to change the course of the tides, but I wouldn't mind going out on a high note. If you care to stop by, tell me from your experience with me, what it was that was important to me? No holds barred now. Just out with it. I look forward to hearing from you all, but if not, I always liked flowers.

Embarrassing Moments #2
when does being a pervert start? well i was into being nekkid as a child, ya know the kid who never wanted to keep his diaper on? that was me...shocked i know! well i must have been about 6 years old and during the summer, id get who ever i could to be nekkids with me. and one time i was scooting thru some bushes in a park nekkid and i got caught! some kids called some other kids and i had a group of little kids staring at me for a while... so i guess this is why i have no fear of sharing my nekkid pics and stuffs.... now you share as you were

Pics Being Marked
so my friend has a pic that is totally not nsfw to me marked because it involves two men about to kiss...but other people can float in the ticker with shifting pics that have them holding a penis in their hand and it isnt marked and this is a person who has been harrassing another friend to the point she had to lock her profile down to only friends ....what is this bullshit can us bi people and the gay and lesbian community not show our side of the spectrum just because we arent "straight"? its such crap that you can have a chick about to obviously suck on a penis but not two men kissing ..GAH!

A List Of Some Films
I have a friend WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS who everytime I say a thing about a film always goes "Durrrr" and then says she OR HIM hasn't seen it, so for her sake OR HIM, IT COULD BE A HIM, I'm going to post a list of movies I think she OR HIM should see, so infuture when I say stuffs, she OR HIM can go, "Oh oh yeah, I've seen that now". So it's like a list of some of my best films. Just a list really. For my friend OR HIM. 1. Swingers 2. Southland Tales 3. Gummo 4. Bright Young Things 5. Porco Rosso 6. Napoleon Dymanite 7. Igby Goes Down (shut up, it's not rude) 8. Barton Fink 9. I'm A Cyborg But That's Okay 10. Death On The Nile When my friend OR HIM says she OR HIM has seen these ones, I might do some more. (edit : I have an idea, when you comment, you can give yourself a kins movie rating out of ten based on how many you seen)

Shall I Fight Or No?
Shall I fight for the woman I love that once told Me she loves me, and wanted to be with me?We were in love over our heads!! I really loved this woman more than anything! but now she tells me that she no longer loves me, shall I fight and win her heart back, or let her go?Some more information!She is a FU-legend [red name]she probably said she loved me with each bling I gave hershe more than likely said she was MADLY in love with me when I bought her a bling packwe have NEVER met in real life!A...keep fightingFIGHTING consist of continuously hitting her with bling and bling packs to win her loveB...don't fightNot Fighting means, just get on her friends list so I can continue masturbating to her pics?

My Observation
so i've noticed, over the course of time - that we make friends.. and we lose them. sometimes, it's the people we never thought we'd fall away from, that shock us the most. there are days that i log on here, and visit the pages of certain "past friends" and wonder what the hell happened? but then i realize that this is just the way life is. we fall away from our school mates after graduation. we stop being so close to our siblings after we move out of the house. its a lot like the honeymoon period of a marriage, i suppose. so, can anyone shed some light on why it always sucks so much? cause i'm at a total loss... you'd think that we, as human beings would be totally used to this progression of things. thanks for any insight!

"ever Wonder"???????????????
1: Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin? 2: Why women can't put mascara on with their mouths closed? 3: Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 4: Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? 5: Why do you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows? 6: Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour,while dishwashing liquid is made from real lemons? 7: Why doctors call what they do "practice"? 8: Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? 9: Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food? 10: Who tastes pet food when it has a "new improved" flavour? 11: Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? 12: Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 13: Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? 14: Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? 15: Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? 16: If con is the opposite of pro,is Congress the opposite of progress? 17: Wh

What 8 Hours Sleep Get You!
I slept.. Im excited I finally stopped having major leg cramps last night and got a full 8 hours.. All of this sleep has changed my perspective on a few things... !. Ive been a mean sob lately, i apologize to my friends but hahahaha i love it. 2. I think im getting horny again and really its only to the gender with vagina's 3. I talked to Witchie on the phone at first i was scared i make shitty impressions but hey i made the call.. seriously that woman brightens my mornings.... maybe its cause were both psycho 4. Seamus still refuses to allow my to enter the boobs contest cause apparently he thinks the scorpion will give it away i personally think hes has "pregnant lady" hate... I love you all and i will try really hard to be nicer to those around me.. *crosses fingers behind back* HAHA FUCKERS IM PREGNANT YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ME!! Wicked My daughter is getting fat and oh im 6 months pregnant yeah PS i havent really talked to you people at all so what happe

Salutes
Salutes!!!I have none, so if you have that salute block crap up that prohibits Me from commenting on pictures, blogs, pages, mumms, statuses, etc, can you do Me the favor and remove Me from your list. I am too lazy to and so I figured I would get you to do the dirty work. Since I cannot comment on anything you post, then what is the point exactly of you being on My list?Has science buried god?I know those of faith shall say of course not. Let us look at simple statistics of the United States. [while Atheism is growing world wide, it is growing faster here than it is as a general world view]100 years ago, there were an estimated 8% of the US considered themselves Atheist or Agnostic. Nowadays in the year 2010, 22% of Americans consider themselves Atheist or Agnostic.According to statistics if this current trend continues, in twenty years times, they expect 25% of Americans to self identify themselves as Atheist or Agnostic.And then, if that trend continues at that rate, in 35 years [1

Politico-esque ▬▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ
Okay Spinoza said to do a quick blog…. was suppose to post this days ago and I forgotOh noes, a blog of words, run now!So I will be discussing random things or answering questions posed to Me… Three things that would speak of My politics or ideal world view… Socialism HumanismGlobalism [no stupid American, socialism is not the same as communism.. damn read a book] I find freedom's mumm “How Socialists get it wrong ALL the time” [http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=600523] rather funny. He attempts to brand socialism as anti US and Israel because a socialist is a harsh critic of Israel and US.. so does this mean we can think that Partisan Americans who are against Israel must be socialist?Hm, does that mean Francis Bellamy the writer of your pledge of allegiance, a pledge devoting ones self to this country, is anti American? I mean he was a PROUD socialist? Hm, your theory is as always flawed.Since he blocked Me for questioning his style of English .. funny

Not A Happy Camper
I used to do group counselling sessions for adult survivors of childhood sexual abuse. One of the exercises we did (I think it was replicating a study, I'm not sure and it's really not the point) was have people imagine a line that reflected the spectrum of 'bad abuse' (ie 'not so bad' to 'horrific')- and then get them to place themselves on it. It was amazing how people, whose stories would make even the most self-absorbed malcontent on this site stop and think for maybe a nanosecond, would always put themselves at the lower end of the scale. Nobody ever stood at the horrific end. There was always, to them, someone that had it worse than them. Now if I tried to replicate that on this site...in the more general sense...I'm pretty sure there'd be a pile-up at the horrific end. There'd probably be people ripping out each others' eyeballs in an attempt to get to the 'most horrific' spot. The "oh you don't knowwwwwwwww" and "you don't understandddddddd"s would be deafening. And tha

My Fu Divorce From ♥ Peace And All That ♥ I Still Love Her!! Dammit!
A few people have asked me why peace and I got a fu divorce. So, I thought I would write this blog to save some redundant typing :) Let's get some things straight..... peace is my bestie, always will be my r/l and fu BEEEESSSTTTTTIIIEE and SOUL SISTER..if you fuck with her I will cut off your balls *grin* She will always be my number one family, she has been for over 3 years soooo THAT also will never change!! I will be making her ass salute next week...lol! she finally owns my ass ;P She is always welcome at my house, my brother’s house and my cabin. The only thing that will change is that she will not get a percentage of my points...this goes both ways, but I'm the bigger hoar :P If she ever needs me I will drop EVERYTHING (well, unless it haz to do with my kids) to be by her side.. As far as WHY I wanted the divorce... as my about me states I'm not completely happy in my r/l relationship with my fiancé... I would like to be single somewh

Ratings Needed!
I had my blog in the #1 spot for a bit and not it has slipped away from me...please stop in here and read as many entries to this blog as you like...it tells the story of the loss of my baby and the loss felt by others...my blog and page is about helping others in their loss of a pregnancy or infant. If you support what I am doing please leave me a rate on my blog...thanks so much and please also leave a rate on Poetic Angels blog now sitting at #7 on Domestic Violence...thanks so much!

Story.....any Thoughts?
....I take your hand and guide you through the darkened room towards the hallway. Walking away from your room, you start to hear the sound of running water from beyond the closed door to the bathroom. I stop at the door, and turn to you. Taking your face into my hands, I guide your mouth to mine. I kiss you deeply, letting my tongue explore your mouth and lips. As the kiss ends, I pull away and smile at you. Turning back to the door, I turn the knob and push it open. Steam that had been trapped in the room rolls out past us. We both feel the moist heat clinging to our naked bodies. Taking your hand again, I lead you into the bathroom. I have prepared the room for us. Looking through the steam, you see candles burning. The moisture in the air causes the flames to dance. The entire room has a very pleasant, romantic glow to it. The light is so diffused, it seems to be coming from everywhere. You smell incense in the air, and the scent adds a pleasing undertone to the feel of the room. La

57 Hours, 22 Minutes
As of this moment right now, when I started writing the blog....it's only 57 hours and 22 minutes until my Love's plane is scheduled to land. YAAAAAAY!!! Holy fucking shit I can't wait. 2 days, 8 hours and 21 minutes...... Can you tell I'm excited?

Suspect Advertising
Recently I seem to be getting more and more annoyed with TV advertising. I don't know if this is because I'm getting much more old and cynical or if it's because the standard of commercials is rapidly dipping, but these days I find myself providing a running commentary through each advert break on why I hate each advert. Anyway, to come to the point, I've just seen one which really takes the biscuit: It's a commercial for a supermarket over here. The details are not important, but the tagline at the end is "because everyone deserves quality food." What an outrageous statement, I thought. I can think of a whole host of people that don't deserve any quality food... It got me quite riled.

Updated 1/5/09 @ 9:00pm
This will be our first list of people to level and this one will be updated as needed. Level 22 with 388,516 points to go to level 23 is Lil Mama FuWife of Rickyn102474 and RL GF to Ricky ~Member of the Devils Advocates Bombing and Level@ fubar level 21 with 599,783 points to go to level 22 is RICKYN102474 LOVES LIL MAMA "Soon to be Member of Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew"@ fubar Level 21 with 541,587 points to go to level 22 is LOST SOUL~CHOPPERS BIKER CLUB LEVELERS CREW ~Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew's~@ fubar Level 23 with 313,818 points to go to Level 24 is Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew@ fubar Level 24 with 2,093,634 points to go to level 25 is Sapphire RLW of Slimreb · Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew@ fubar Level 22 with 383,642 points to go to Level 23 is Ðå£øþø Fu-Master of WickedestKar~DEVILS ADVOCATES BOMBING AND LEVELING CREW~WOLF PACK SUPPORTER@ fubar Level 26 with 7,016,360 points to go

Week 5 Schedule
Hey all! Here is the schedule for week 5. These games are going to be tough, so choose wisely! Sunday Oct 5th TEN @ BAL KC @ CAR CHI @ DET ATL @ GB IND @ HOU SD @ MIA SEA @ NYG WAS @ PHI TB @ DEN BUF @ ARI CIN @ DAL NE @ SF PIT @ JAC Monday Oct 6th MIN @ NO *hehehe* Byes: CLE, NYJ, OAK, STL GOOD LUCK ALL!

Dont Ever!!
Okay so yesterday I learned the *hard* way not to let anyone thats not a doctor or chiro touch my back. I had a friend that popped my back in May and it was awesome, so I had him come over and do it again yesterday. NOT SO AWESOME. By 6pm last night the pain was setting in, by 9pm excruciating describes the way I was feeling. Now mind you, I was having pain from the nape of my neck down to my tail bone, radiating over into my shoulder. I can't sit in one position long, cant move certain ways, including taking a drink leaning back, I had to grab a straw. I tried finding a ride to ER last night and failed. This morning my sister dropped me off there. The check in nurse when she seen my back said OMG! Then from there I became a freak show or so it seemed. They started off with giving me a vicodin (which generally I love vic's) but it didnt even begin to touch the pain. They sent me for X-rays (and while being wheeled there, I heard someone ask have you seen the girls back in #7)and by

Women
Most people that know me are aware of my pathological dislike of women. I am yet to determine where it comes from, but I have a belief that most women are deceitful, conniving creatures that will silently stab you in the back. Mind you, ofcourse, not all of them, and I have met a small handful of ones that I adore. But that is rare, and I trust men much more than I trust women. Scratch that out...I distrust them less than women. At least you know that if a guy tells you he thinks you are smart, he is trying to say that he wants to see your boobs. In case of women, I dont even know what to believe and what to not believe. Cunts

Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You
NSFW NSFW i come back to 15 of my pictures marked at 2 of my FUCKING blogs FUCKING gone FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK im done with this piece of shit site and the idiots on it and in case you missed it FUCK

He Rawks!
My owner is freakin awesome! He made sure I didn't lose value! ♥ If you don't know him already, he is a great guy to know! Please check him out and show him some luv for me! Thanks guys! ♥♥♥ Chiina_Whiite@ fubar

Adventures Of Nakita Chapter 1
Yesterday as I do every night, I packed a poo bag, grabbed my ipod and whistled to call the beast.. As she emerged from her bed she had this look on her face, was that look of sure domination. She knew where she was going and she even looked like she was fairly excited to be an ass. I get to the car and like usual i open up the door for her, she leaps into the car with an air of royalty about her. She then waits till I'm driving to join me in the front seat. her latest trick is to nudge the window then look at me. I then do her bidding and open the window so she can stick her whole face out and breath in the air. Needless to say her lips start to flap and i get hit with dog saliva... We finally reach our destination the 4 kms of dog park. Her domain!!! She jumps from front to back in anticipation of seeing her first victim. I try to calm her down and find a spot farthest from the slew she likes to call a bath... I have decided tonight I will try a new trick, Ive been watching the

And I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
Hi,I saw your pic and would love to know what are you looking for here. I got this in a private message yesterday. Of course it's from someone no higher than grasshopper. Of course they live in Florida. And when I went to their page, I found they only had one picture and their friends list consisted mostly of women from Florida and the usual points whores. They didn't send the question with a drink or a rose or a teddy bear. They didn't rate all my pictures and leave a bunch of comments. Very unusual. He is obviously new here. This isn't how it works Mr. Grasshopper. You're doing it all wrong Mr. One pic. guy. You'll never get any where with this sort of thing. I just thought I should let you know that. You have to first rate all my stuff and leave comments about how pretty I am and how my dog is just the cutest. You have to read all the captions and the come up with clever responses. And when you come across the "please stare at my boobs" picture you have to say, "can do" or some

That Is Not My Dog ~ This Time The Joke Is On Me.
One of my favorite movie scenes/jokes is this Pink Panther one Clouseau: Does your dog bite? Hotel Clerk: No. Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie. [Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand] Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite! Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog. I had almost reached home from walking two of my three dogs. My neighbor was casually sweeping her front porch. Laying in wait ready to spring her trap as it turned out. She is a very sweet Cuban woman not yet old enough to be an old lady. She called out in her Cuban accent, a soft one much different than the guttural sounding male one. “I think one of your dogs is in my yard.” I was sure this wasn't the case as I had the leashes of two of them in my hands and could hear the other whining about how unfair life was that she had to wait for her turn for a walk. “Ok. I will come look.” I was curious to what she had in her back yard and am I sucker for

A Good Man Is Hard To Find....
I have a girl friend who is always talking about the web site plenty of fish to me and trying to get me to make a profile on it. I have always laughed at her and said hell no I can just imagine what kind of train wreck that would be. She has always sworn up and down I am wrong and there are a lot of fun decent people on there blah blah blah ... Long story short ( to late) I agreed to put up a profile for a few days so she can prove me wrong.Before I delete it I saved some of the messages I recieved and because I hate to laugh alone ....here they are. (the picture I had up is the same as my default) WOW if those boobs are real message me back I am looking for a woman to have children with and you fit my qualifications I said hello to you and you never replied to me you are rude and a PIG PIG PIG I am a 22 year old man who loves older women reply back and I will rock your world tonight you have big boobs I think we are both looking for the same thing w

To Say Your Thoughts Or Goodbyes To Mickey
TO SIGN MY HUSBANDS OBITUARIE IF YOU WANT TO SAY GOODBYE OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY TO OUR PRECIOUS MICKEY AKA SR DARK KNIGHT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT GOT TOOKEN WAY TO YOUNG. DEBhttp://www.funeralplan2.com/lawjones/obits?id=182692 ALSO I KNOW ALOT OF YOU KNEW THE BOTH OF US OR JUST HIM AND WOULD WANT TO PAY YOUR LAST RESPECTS SO THIS IS HERE FOR YOU ALSO, GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU AND BARE WITH ME THREW THIS GUY WRENCHING NIGHTMARE IN MY LIFE AND TRY TO LOVE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, AND YES TRUE LOVE CAN HAPPEN ANYWHERE WE MET ON FUBAR 3 YEARS AGO AND GOT MARRIED IN REAL LIFE AND I WOULD HAVE RATHER LOVED HIM THEN TO HAVE NEVER KNOWN HIM SO THANK YOU FUBAR FOR A WONDERFUL GIFT LETTING ME MEAT MY SOULMATE ON YOUR SITE. LINK TO HIS PROFILE AS WELL RIP SR DARK KNIGHT~R/L HUBBY 2 SINFULLY DELICIOUS PROMO CHIEF 2ND ALARM HOTTIES~ LOVED MANY & LOVED@ fubar here is a blog done by a beautiful friend just a year ago on how we meet and feel instantly in love tnx to fubar please read maddily in lo

Hitting Chicks
Ok, I'm watching this stupid show and I don't even know why I am, and no I won't say what it is. LOL And it got me thinking... I'm all about the fact that guys shouldn't hit a female, but if the chick is instigating and throwing punches...then she deserves to get hit whether by another female or a male. Am I wrong for thinking that?

St Patty's Day Fake Foursome...irish Eyes Are Not Smiling Here....
Well fake buster friends if this is your thing we have quite a special ride for you tonight. We have a whole bunch of fun ones here…..ready, set, boom…. First off, we have a fake barmaid from a lounge with 10,000 rates. It’s pretty sad when you have to use a fake to get people into your lounge, but that’s another story…here’s the page.. Vanillasky Barmaid The Forbidden Reststop@ fubar

Fake Red Groupies & The End Of That Toolbar....
Well, looks like we all survived the “Great Easter Toolbar Fiasco” around here that had so many people threatening to commit a mass fuicide. I guess after this and the quick revert back to the old way, we can longer say that admin here on Fubar.com doesn’t listen to people when they complain en masse. It should be something to note though, that if enough people do get together, they can make a difference. I honestly haven’t seen that kind of an uprising around here since the referral cheater scandal of 2007... It’s something we should remember when we go to vote in November. It’s funny how something which must seem so damn drastic can cause such a dramatic change in everything. Just think about it, I can just imagine how people react to such changes in their real lives..

Poof'n'stoof
Firstly, to those who I may win in Boops' auction (I'm not being presumptuous, just prepared): - If I haven't already mentioned to you, all my 'winnings' are to be given to Boops or, if I've used Hellyion as part of my bid, to her. - Be patient, it may take some time to get through - I'll take Boops up on her offer of making me a list of what I owe - please wait a few days before the emo blogs begin, k? - In terms of your winnings, I am negotiable; if you don't want what you have, or want it given to someone else, let me know. The exception to this is Imy; your 7 day pro-NZ blast message is non-negotiable. If you go the whole 7 days with a default pic of the pigtails/lollipop salute, I'll reward ya with something shiny (y) - Jasmine, you still owe me swearz. We'll negotiate. - Liverjuice, I may test your whore-willingness before I part out for the whole shebang. I know full well you will enjoy everybody knowing you have an HH and aren't using it. - I hope you all thanked Boops fo

Sex And The Pity
No that isnt a typo... lol I went out saturday night with a few friends... well this one woman in particular makes me drewl... and theres this other woman i have slept with before...well kind of recently, like last week... sounds like bad news right.. yeah well, its supposed to be all casual and shit and no big deal, just the whole fwb thing...right... anywho she starts talking about it with this other woman who makes me drewl and tries the total cock block thing. i hope i have better luck next time... still looking for work, i may get on the oil spill clean up soon...but i need a couple hundred dollars for the hazmat training... can you loan me a few bucks? LOL hopefully i find a company paid training deal sitting at McD's again looking on the NOLA.com for a job and thru workforce development... im not at all undesireable for hire, i have good work history and references...just finding the places is becoming a chore as nobody seems to be actually hiring for immediate openings... g

Activia To Help Your #2
Me and the red headed lady ( i wont name names) have been on the activia 14 day challenge for a while now and I have to admit as mundane as eating yogurt daily is, there is no turning back for me.. It all started when Seamus (the ass) scared the living crap out of me talking about how pregnant woman get hemorrhoids, he started to tell me horror stories of big ass tissues with blood hanging from my hole and that night I had nightmares... all i could think of was having balls of blood dangling out my butt hole. The next day that red head told me that you can get them if you push to hard when pooing. Since most woman my age don't poo everyday i was in mortal danger. a day later (3 days of backing up) i swear to god i gave birth to a poo, the girth on this thing was beyond anything i have ever seen. Yes woman do look before they flush.. I was screaming out in pain and the whole fucking time i was cursing Seamus for his hemorrhoids.... I went and got bran, senokot and activia that d

Identify The Lyrics, Famous Songs With Obscure First Lines Edition!
Like the title says, famous songs with obscure first lines. Because I'm bored, that's why. "Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, and stars fill my dream." "A man walks down the street, he says why am I soft in the middle now." "The king told the boogie-men, 'you have to let that raga drop.'" "Looking around the house, hidden behind the window and the door..." "The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload." "Love, I get so lost sometimes." "I bleach the sky every night." "Sell the kids for food." "Let me run with you tonight, I'll take you on a moonlight ride." "Waiting on a Sunday afternoon for what I read between the lines." Some are harder than others. Some are slightly more obscure than others (based soley on my opinion, 'cause it's my blog!). But you've probably heard 'em all at some point or another. Ready? GO!

Beat Your Face!
The 100 Push Up Challenge is on! I got a wild hair and decided to see if I could do 100 pushups in an hour. Yeah, I know, it doesn't sound like much, but I did my bicep workout tonight to the point where i couldn't move my arms. So yeah, if I can get it done, I'll feel a little proud of myself. But Pete, how can I get involved? Well I am glad you asked, in order to meet my goal, I figure I'll do 10 every 6 mins, so starting at 9:12 (I have already done two sets) you can tell me to "Drop." (In this blog if you would, so I dont get 100 pm's.) This is what the Drills did in basic, they dropped you for 10, so you get to play drill sergeant here. You say it as a reminder and I'll drop and give you 10. Since I am not drinking there wont be any video... Update: Challenge Completed! I even did the last set elevated. I also got moral support from my cat who would lick my head when i was in the bottom of my push up. Wait, what's this? The coach has his hand up, he's signalin

List
Just making my to-do list. I can't get my normal program to open. carry on. 1. 2 dishes of crab dip 2. cookies 3. bake ham/glaze only half. 4. vacuum stairs 5. bathroom 6. laundry/bring all up from basement 7. grocery store/pop for parents 8. dust and clean bedrooms 9. litter box 10. drunk

Fyi Fubar Related
having snooped around last night and finding red marked NSFW albums with pictures showing! can view, can rate...but cant comment so if you have NSFW (marked) and the album isnt private (set to friends/family) everyone will see those pics thats it please find some good ones lool can comment now!

Are There Mailboxes In Heaven?
ARE THERE MAILBOXES IN HEAVEN? I sent a Letter to my daddy, I mailed it the other day, mama said it wouldn't get there, but I mailed it anyway. Are There Mailboxes In Heaven?, Do they deliver on Sunday?, Because of brave soldiers like my daddy, I know more letters are on their way. I last saw him I think it was Tuesday night, he was leaving on a plane, I hugged him so tight. Are There Mailboxes In Heaven?, Do they deliver on Sunday?, Because of Brave soldiers like my daddy, I know more letters are on their way. I put on the envelope " Please Handle With Care" I know he's safe in your arms, now that he is there. Are There Mailboxes In Heaven?, Do they deliver on Sunday?, Because of brave soldiers like my daddy, I know more are on their way. When my lette

One Of The Happiest Days Of My Life!!!
last night i got the news i have waited a lifetime to hear, my Dr is signing the papers i need to have the main surgery. if all goes well i should be completing this journey soon and i can finnaly put the male in the past. i actually worried about how i wwould feel at this moment and i can say that i am ecstatic! soon i wil no longer be trans i will only be female. looking at dr is chicago, ann arbor, and montreal. ps i may be begging for money for the deductable so bare with me :D i could not have made it this far with out the support of all of you,

Spokenword(video Blog) : Masked By Marq
This was a flyer from a night I headlined a poetry reading at a local Caf'e ~[]~ Many people wear mask to concealed they are fake Talking trash in their head,... while they smile in your face Then as soon as you are out of earshot,... they bash you to your peers Phony ass friends that would mock your tears They’re two-faced frauds with wicked intent Manipulating others, so perceptions are bent They will lie & they will cheat Trust them if you dare But the cycle is bound to repeat & leave you worse for the wear Marq, my words Sooner or later their treacherous ways Will surface again to leave you dazed It’s a cycle of trickery that chisels away At your faith in others, compounding your dismay So be careful whom you believe, for there are but a few. Be weary of the counterfeit; to thy own self be true. And to the bogus beings, covertly on the make. Pick a face & be real for god sake! Copyright 2007 'All Rights Reserved' S.M(arQ).Hall Written: 12

Happy Hour
Ok during happy hour i do go around rateing pics and profile and stash. that doesnt mean you half to do mine. it would really be nice thou:D but if you want me to get to you durnin happy hour you got to leave a message on here sayin you want me too! thats if i havent already rated all of it! And if i don't get to you thats because im out ratein already or outta rateings so i will get to you as soon as possible i promise yall

Free To Good Home;
I'm up for adoption. I don't want fubucks or cash value items I simply want you to rate/comment this blog. In the comment, explain to me: Your reason for wanting to adopt me. What would make you better than the others. And long term, would I be content? This will last until March 14th. The winner? You'll get a nice message ETelling you that you've won! I will leave everyone in suspense. Until the person responds and agrees to own me. Disclaimer: When you own me, you must put "Owner of:" in your name. I will put "Adopted by:" in mine. I have to be in your family. You will be in mine. Top friends? We'll talk. Muah! Thank you all who participate! Let the fun begin!!

How I Love Thee..
You chip up branches, and limbs...I've even seen you destroy credit cards in that one cheezy commerical but one thing is certain is that I'm in love with you woodchipper. You make my life complete. Without you I could never dispose properly the frozen bodies that are in my basement. Now if only I could get that fat bitch frozen so we could toss her in. I hate stalkers...

Trip To The Er.
So my mother gets the idea her mattress needs turned. I do it. Mind you, I have an SI joint out of alignment. I felt a tug and some pain. I think ok, I'll go on to sleep and maybe in the morning it will feel better. I was spending the night with mother so I had to sleep on the couch. At around 3 in the morning I am awakened by horrible pain. I knew immediately what I had done. When it moves it is excruciating. By 8 am I can't handle it anymore so I called Justin. He came and away we went to the ER. I was right. It had moved out of alignment more. So, after a lovely shot in the rear and a Lortab a lil later I am flying high. lol Needless to say I am out of commission for a week at least. You will have to deal with me and my drugs {Lortabs and Flexoril}. I have a low tolerance for meds, so I will pretty much be doped up all week. lol On a good note...I chose a townhouse!! I already paid, so at the moment I have 2 homes...lol I am gonna do exactly

Old Enough To Be Her Grandfather!!!!
Tongue2Swe...: I think we should both call in sick from work one day soon and spend the day with each other maybe go to the Jersey shore for lunch. What do you think? My friend has a beach house there I can use Tongue2SweetClit@ fubar MY RESPONSE TO him..I LEFT IN his PROFILE COMMENTS..... WTF?!?!!??!!?...CHARLA IS MY DAUGHTER AND IS 18 YEARS OLD, YOU ARE WHAT AT 3 TIMES HER AGE, YOU'RE F*&*ING SICK!!!!!SO WHAT IF SHE'S OF AGE, GO PLAY IN OLD FOLKS HOME YOU TWISTED PERVERTED A$$!!!! ONE PISSED OFF MOTHER!!!!!! DONT CONTACT HER AGAIN, YOU DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH ME OR MINE!!!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU THEN BRING IT!!!! NOW PLZ, SOMEONE TELL ME, AM I WRONG, FOR BEING A LIL UPSET, I KNOW SHE'S OF AGE AND ALL, BUT FFS.....WHY WOULD ANYOONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANT TO...???? NEVER MIND I SO JUST DONT GET IT AND AM EXTREMELY PI$$ED OFF!!!!! THANX FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS $HIT, SORRY I HAD TO VENT !!!! XOXOXOXOXOXO BECKY.....aka...MRS.WiCkEd$

Please!!!!
can you repost these bully's for me PRETTY PLEASE!!! me love you long time http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1864382479 http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1073039842 they are for Sarah's b-day next week, k thx!!

Please!!!!
This woman took me under her wing way back when I first started the Fu. There is no better than this sweet woman! She is close to leveling and has Auto 11s! Please please please help MY DaisyBlue!!!! DaisyBlue!!! Pwned by Justa@ fubar Thank you!! ♥

Back Update....
Well folks i just got home from the doctor's office and i think it was all good new's lol. They took a urine sample to check my kidneys and also some xrays to see if anything was broken or cracked. Urine came back that there was a few blood/white cells in it which would be caused from a bruised kidney but nothing to worry about and just to keep an eye on the color of my urine...alrighty then. They took tons of xrays and it showed tissue damage to my lower back and that my spine is being pushed to the left, they said due to the muscle spasms...yea ok. So they gave me a shot in my hip of dilaudid and toradol which has me feelin A OK haha. They also prescribed me some muscle relaxers and pain meds and to put ice on my back at least three times a day...yea if you say so. Point of my blog i suppose is that im fine and thank all of you who offered advice and cared. Also may i add if i act a tad loopy for the rest of the day its totally not my fault LOL Thanks 4 Reading

Best Friend Request Ever
Hey will you add me to your friends list? It’s not a gay thing at all Should I totally freak him out and say "What if I wanted to make it a gay thing?" Update: He wrote back, text below Me: What if I wanted to make it a gay thing? DrTequlia: no..iam just a point whore Me: So you are gay for pay? DrTequlia: nope..how much you got? Me: like about 10 million DrTequlia: not enough... Me: Oh, so there is a number that would make you gay... DrTequlia: eeeww ya know after you said that... i dont think so.. Me: You said it not me DrTequlia: i said its not a gay thing...thats my story and iam sticking to it Me: I just wonder why you think being friends with a man is a gay thing Me: Especially when I am a straight man. DrTequlia: ok lets start this over...str8 here..not looking.. DrTequlia: i dont want to giv off the wrong empression Me: But but, I'M NOT GAY! Post-Script: I forgot to add that my status during this exchange was "I am the meat between your

How Well Do You Know Me....
I stole this idea from Woo and Serenity. Let's see how well ya'all know me :P Weiner, I min winner gets a one credit bling of their choice :) 1. What is my first name? 2. What is my favorite color? 3. Am I married, divorced, single or seperated? 4. How many kids do I have? 5. What type of music do I listen to the most? 6. What do I drive? 7. Do I have tatoos? 8. Am I a smoker? 9. Do i prefer the t.v. or to read?

Bigpitbull (the Blocking Retard)
Ok I think we all agree this guy is a asshat on MANY of reasons... He blocked me for one simple mumm comment... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is wrong with that right?? So here is where we all comment our last comments in his mumm before his butthurt red anus blocked us.. Also, if anyone hasn't been a victim to his butthurt blocking.We need your help... Link this douchenipple to my blog so he can just see how much of a asshat he really is....

U Are Hot!!!!!!
These are my generic responses to women on fubar who tell me I am hot.... This is where I will refer them to via shoutbox. I think this covers all ulterior motives and reasoning behind that crazy statement. 1. I will not buy you anything on fubar 2. I will never buy u anything on fubar 3. You need a stronger prescription 4. You may consider a new Optometerist :5. You are delusional. 6. You probaly lack physical contact with other males, so you must be doing it all wrong.

Gossiping Moms Of Junior High
I had something happen to me last night that made me realize that people of all ages are ignorant and heartless at times. I need honestly to learn to let it slide or take revenge. Right now Im debating on which i want to do.. here's how the story goes... We have moved into Jeff's house so to make Johnathan feel comfortable I invite him to have sleep overs on the weekend.. This week he decided to pick Elio. Now a little about Leo's mother is a registered nurse and has been raising him on her own for years. Because of these reasons you would think we have a connection but we don't. I like Elio hes a good kid but hes sensitive and I having gone threw this with Johnathan know what that's like. I also think sometimes Elio and his mom need a break so I try provide that for her. Don't get me wrong I dont assume this but she has thanked me and told me this as well.. Moving on Johnathan is mildly sick so I warn her that he is and as she drops elios stuff off for the night she takes a look at

Love Hurts By Incubus
Tonight we drink to youth And holding fast to truth (I don't want to lose what I had as a boy.) My heart still has a beat But love is now a feat. (As common as a cold day in LA.) Sometimes when I'm alone, I wonder Is there a spell that I am under Keeping me from seeing the real thing? Love hurts... But sometimes it's a good hurt And it feels like I'm alive. Love sings, When it transcends the bad things. Have a heart and try me, 'cause without love I won't survive. I'm fettered and abused, I stand naked and accused (Should I surface this one man submarine?) I only want the truth So tonight we drink to youth! (I'll never lose what I had as a boy.) Sometimes when I'm alone I wonder Is there a spell that I am under Keeping me from seeing the real thing? Love hurts... But sometimes it's a good hurt And it feels like I'm alive. Love sings, When it transcends the bad things. Have a heart and try me, 'cause without love I won't survive.

10 Admissions Of Omission
They're not all things I'm proud of, although some of them are. Neither are they things I'm ashamed of, though again, some of them may be. They are simply things what I haven't done. 1. I've never read 'The Catcher In The Rye'. 2. I've never seen the movie 'The Godfather'. 3. I've never stage-dived. Stage-dove. Done a stage-dive. Whatever. 4. I've never eaten calamari. 5. I've never seen 'The Sopranos'. 6. I've never downloaded music off of the internet (although I did get a friend to do it for me once). 7. I've never punched a dude (that I remember, I did get beaten up once when I was very drunk, so I can't swear I didn't at least try to punch one of those guys, but I don't remember it). 8. I've never done a sex in a lady's bum. 9. I've never scored a goal (okay, again, I have to admit to my memory being hazy on the subject, sport at school is a blur, but I'm sure enough that I'd be happy to put money on it). 10. I've never ridden a camel.

40's Pin Up Girl.
So, You've decided to be a fantasy girl. Well I am here to help. The first look is the pin up girl because it works great and I was the only person available. Ha! This look is good for: Medium length to long hair From fine to slightly course hair for anyone who wants to make an entrance!! 1. Best done on hair that's "dirty" or hasn't been washed in a couple of days. 2. set hair in hot rollers or curl with a curling iron making sure to organize hair in horizontal sections and alternate curl direction between each section. 3. Don't worry about curling the back. Curl the front and bottom sections then curl the top. This will cover everything you can't reach. If you are using a curling iron, pin the curls and let them set so the curl really holds. 4. Create your desired part. 5. section out a triangular section from your ear to your crown & wrap around a foam roller or "rat" (that's what they call them) or tease the section and roll up. Secure with bobbie pins. 6. repeat on th

And The Numbers Are?
Since we're sharing our first names, I want to do a little more "getting to know you." Credit card, debit card and bank numbers please. *I'm sorry if this is unoriginal. You came expecting too much. :)*

Can I Own A Canadian?
In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, to an observantOrthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22,and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is anopen letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on theInternet. It's funny, as well as informative: Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I havelearned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with asmany people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexuallifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearlystates it to be an abomination ... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements ofGod's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female,provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mineclaims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canad

My Mom Hustled Me...
My mom asked if I wanted to go down the street and throw a few games of darts, I said sure. We get there, and of course I win the first game. To be honest, I didnt win, I whipped her butt in it. :) She then says we should play cutthroat. We normally play 301/501 (where you have to go backwards from 301 and zero out without going over, to win. Cut throat is an option that if one player happens to tie score with another, they get sent back to 301) So NOW all a sudden, not only does she beat me the next 3 games, but she sent me back to 301 in one of them. AND in the last game, she hit triple 20, five times in a row, then the 1. ending the game in TWO turns... freakin hustler...

It's Adam & Eve Not Adam & Steve, But Amanda & Eve Are Ok If They're Both Hot...
Oh, those precocious faggots are at it again! I won't get into the legal mumbo jumbo, though I could. It would just make you sleepy. To sum up; some judicious dude in California overturned the gay marriage ban that was invoked by proposition 8. You can read his entire ruling here: http://jaysays.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/decision.pdf You probably should since it is some of the most wonderfully written common sense I've encountered recently. The part I love the best though is that he come right out and says, “Hey, you uptight religious people...this is NOT about you. It never was, it doesn't affect you, so shut the fuck up.” The shut the fuck up part was just me improvising. Marriage in the Unites States is a civil matter, not a religious one. They can perform the ceremony to "make it official" but they still need a marriage license. And a religious institution's acceptance or non-acceptance of a marriage means nothing under state law. I can declare mysel

Happy Hour
i was given a happy hour (again) can it be known that i hate them...please dont gift me them :) i tore the bandaid off and it will be tomorrow..gonna give my points to my kitten one last thing i pay attention to everything, i judge everything (as i am sure others do...somethings may not matter as much to others as they do to me and vice versa). i would never dictate what a person does on here...so please dont be upset when i decide to do what i plan on doing when i feel not just emotion is ruling my decisions. i think it is only fair :)

A Gift Giver's Manifesto (the Secret To Success, Part 2)
From a Self Portrait (2006) If you want to be successful at anything you do, it will help you to first be a successful human. That's right; a successful human. And just what is that? I believe that since human life is a social life, becoming a successful human means being there for other people, which is why I have always believed that no time is better spent than that spent in the service of your fellow man. Further, success does not mean happiness, success means doing the right thing. The rewards of doing the right thing are usually much deeper and painful. The greatest happiness comes from feeling and expressing our love for other people, and particularly our families. If you think about it, we love most those who we serve most, whether it be children, employees, friends or our communities. And this means that we can bring about a greater love for one another, though a life of simple, but meaningful service, and this is precisely what being a Gift Giver will do for those we can edu

Blessing
Blessings If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who won't survive the week. If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation, you are ahead of 20 million people around the world. If you attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death, you are more blessed than almost three billion people in the world. If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy. If your parents are still married and alive, you are very rare, especially in the United States. If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful,

Between Yous Legs
everybody.. lets get this started and see what creative movie titles we can come up with.. here's the rules.. think up a movie title(ANY movie title), and add "Between Your Legs" to the movie title..ill get it goin...continue to forward this!!! rocky between your legs it your turn to comment

Random Thought
So I'm doing the whole commenting thing on two blogs right now. One is title "friends" and the other is "fantasies." Somehow, this made me realize how often these two subject areas overlap for me. I'm not entirely sure what this says about me, but I thought I'd share anyway.

Mummer Nights
Ode to all the mummer lovers Mummer loving aint it a blast mummer love happens so fast shes a girl crazy and mad met a boy nuts as can be mummer days drifting away to oh oh the mummer nights tell me more tell me more did they forget meds tell me more tell me more like have they lost their heads she seems cranky maybe its cramps he has lost it dim like a lamp shes his life with out her hell drown hes never normal when shes around mummer dumb has just began but oh oh the mummer nights tell me more tell me more was it love at first sight tell me more tell me more then why do they fight Its a fun moron parade she so sour like lemonade its so fun to sit and watch him acting like it burns in the crotch mummer fling dont mean a thing but oh oh the mummer nights tell me more tell me more like why does she brag tell me more tell me more does he dress in drag hes not friendly angry and mad in her bagina there must be sand i

Jaymee & Whatnot
Ok...... I'm OFFICIALLY PISSED! With all of the blogs and whatnot posted about Jaymee (Cuppycake)...... Seriously, my REAL family would tell strangers over the internet to FUCK OFF! The recent events have caused me to re-think my own arrangements..... Just so you nosey bastards know, ~J~ is in charge of practically everything, but if you bother her, I'll haunt your ass! Plain and simple....

The Truth About Obama.. Lmao Ppl Get To Butt Hurt I Swear....
Her Original Blog The Facts · Is Mr. Obama a Muslim? Mr. Obama has repeatedly denied being a Muslim and has stated at numerous primary events that he is a Christian and “loves Christ”. However, as you will note further on these facts and letter from the Editor, his association and support for Muslim’s is truly unclear. · Did Mr. Obama fail to hold his hand over his heart at a recent democratic event where the National Anthem was played? Yes, during a recent democratic hopeful debate involving Mr. Obama, Senator Clinton, Gov Richardson, and Ruth Harkin he was photographed failing to show the flag of the U.S. respect by holding his hand over his heart for the playing of the National Anthem. Click here for photo. · What is Mr. Obama’s race? Mr. Obama is bi-racial, his father is a black Muslim and his mother is white. However, in most of his activities, speeches, and a myriad of voting patterns he votes primarily as a black centric man. · Is Mr

Opinions
Today with my Moms knowledge I called a retirement community that is not far from me. They have independent living apartments, penthouses and town houses done right and that fit what Mom would look for . Plus from there they have an amazing assisted living option and extended care. Mom and I had decided it was not a bad idea to inquire to the waiting list length and get additional information. There is at this time no need for her to go on a waiting list for independent living however if her name is put in she receives head of the list date wise for assisted living and extended care. I explained this to Mom and that the list is approx 16 months long at this time. She dismissed the need to be on a list but I had actually asked to be on the call list as a safety net. I feel it would be irresponsible not to have all options open. This is not by any means me saying she WILL go there or I would not try to care for her myself if that time ever does come. However I do need to consider that I

One Sheep, Two Sheep
Here's a little randomness. Like a good number of people, I'm sure, I have trouble 'switching off' at night. (Insert Lunesta commercial here). When I lay down, I automatically start going over the stuff that happened that day, what it means for what has to be done tomorrow, things like that. I've tried several things, a drink before bed helps, I'm just lazy sometimes and don't feel like making one. I did the sheep counting thing and it gave me a headache, it's a lot of work to visualize sheep, oddly enough. For a while I did multiplication tables (they put me to sleep in school) but as I got more sleepy I'd forget where I was and wake myself up so I could finish them. Damn my perfectionist streak. I've settled on just counting. Sheep make it too complicated. I normally get to about six hundred as far as I can recall, though sometimes I start over for some unknown reason. If my mind is really racing I'll just do 1-10 over and over again very very fast. The funny part about it is s

Bon Voyage, The Princess Leia Starship Crew Has Left The Station
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO JOIN PRINCESS LEIA'S OFFICIAL FUBAR STARSHIP CREW *************************************** First, you'll board the ship in the finest cloud city ever. *************************************** Next, you have to watch out for Princess Leia, she might visit you and give out an explosive drink at any given moment.. (Don't worry, it won't harm you.) The other passengers might send you drinks, gift you, bling, or rate your things, you never know what's going to happen on this ship... Surprises await, including tags By Vollare Dave. 1. ' Princess Leia' Please Re-post *************************************** After you rate, fan, add, the crew, promotions team, and captain, just leave a blog comment for the captain saying you have completed all the steps. she will add you to the Starship crew and on board the ship. Comments are encouraged. After the captain adds you to the crew and gives you your comment, repost the bulletin. Also

Point Whoring Failure - Win-win
Thanks to everyone that schooled me in the ways of the whoring of the point. I made it to Don Carleone status. If it were not without my well versed minions none of this would be possible. Now send me some fubucks for spotlight. :D *snorts*

Sex And Thank You
What would the world be like if there weren’t so many hangups associated with sex? What if sex became just another way of saying “Thanks!” or “Good Job.” Something you could pretty much do in any situation, whether it be at work: Sally: Well Bob, you did excellent on this years performance review, you want to bend me over the desk? Just don’t pull the hair, I have a two o’clock. “I just want to shake the balls of the man that landed the Johnson account!” The Company Softball team is holding an Orgy to raise funds for new uniforms. Or even just on the street: Hey, thanks for helping me carry out my bags, you want to grab the left boob, or the right one? I don’t have triple A, but I’ll blow anyone who changes my tire. It could even replace tipping at meals: That was the finest steak I have ever had, buttseks? And think of the prestige at a swearing in ceremony: Please raise your right hand, and lower you

72,000 Rate Fake...obama...real Life And So Much More...
…first of all, no this isn’t just another fake blow up blog. It’s getting to the point where I’m about ready to let everyone decide for themselves what to do as far as that goes. If people are that dumb to think that insanely hot model male or female profile is real, send them blings, money through PayPal, Happy Hours and all of that expensive on and off of Fubar things…it crosses the line all-too many times on here into real life…Seems like the “fantasy” overtakes the reality a lot of the time on here and people will believe what they want to, no matter what you slam right in front of their face, so maybe it’s time we flipped the script a little and blew up the morons who bought these fakes these things instead of the fakes themselves, that way the buyers are more than likely to stay on the site, while all these fakes seem to do when they get deleted (and they have been in en masse of late) just make a new page and do the same thing over and over again , like a hamster running in a

Robot Speaks: Robotic Religious Revelations
Okay so since the last post this robot has decided to take a different approach, rather then spew and poke fun of random idiotic things on this social network as well as people who share idiotic yet common ideals, this robot has decided to just speak about and answer any questions or statements that you may have to ask this robot.This robot shall get all religious questions out of the way. First question is on this topic of religion, and the question posed to this robot was “where did God come from and how did he get here?” Though this robot personally prefers logical thought over faith, and chooses provable facts versus believable faith, he shall first answer from the religious stand point then answers from his personal thoughts on the issue. [Do understand for the sake of keeping this post short this robot shall speak of merely basic terms and time periods and not go into grave detail for it would make this post entirely to long]The god concept is not a new concept, and t

Bouncer Grudge?
I have tested these mumm waters thoroughly now since may this year... before I go offshore, I make a sfw mumm or two and precisely follow fubars guidlines on mumms...so, remember my obnoxious mumm last night about Big Brother Girls? yes indeed if not at 4am this morning, I lost that mumm, and my comment previes in mumms! I have been informed, that it is the same person who yanks my mumms everytime! who? i cant find out, but I might have an Idea...so now its time to do something about this bs! give me some brainstorming, for real stuff...not just the rate em a 1 and blick em...if I knew who it was I would lol...anyways I also know I am NOT doing anything to get banned from fubar so this is the way this person does me.. sorry, end rant as you were

Ticker Message
I'm wanting a ticker. I have the FuBucks to buy it. So no, I'm not asking anyone to buy me one. What I do need is help with the message. I'm too medicated to think of something clever, so I'm coming to you. Person that tells me the best one...gets a free bling. However, I'm kind of liking the "I'm too medicated to think of something clever". Ugh...why do they limit how many a person can have???!!!!!! Remember, you want me to bling you...tell me a good ticker message, I choose it..you get the bling. MUST tell me in the comments!!

How To Level Up In Fubar...
Recently it seems people have a strong urge to tell me how to level up in Fubar... For everyone's information I am totally aware of how to level up in fubar. 1. You can spend more than your monthly income on happy hours, blasts, bling and other things to level up in fubar. 2. You sit and randomly add, fan, and rate anyone and everyone that you see in the whore bar to level up in fubar. 3. You beg, you trade nudes for blings and rates in fubar. 4. I think you get it by now... So, please, dont give me another useless and unnecessary lesson about fubar level ups, if I really gave a shit about levelling up, I would be levelling up.

They Wouldn't Let Me Be Jack Tripper ...
One minute she was fine. The next, she was giggling and trying to compose herself. You could see it in her eyes – a veil of inebriation had instantaneously dropped over her face. Alix and I just looked at each other and laughed as our tablemate began stuttering and stammering like Otis on the Andy Griffith Show. Yes, Kerri had just finished her first drink. It was a rum and coke. House rum. It took her 5 minutes to decide on that uber-exotic choice. She poured over the menu as our waitress, who obviously hated us before we even sat down, tapped her foot impatiently. But apparently rum and coke was the right choice because Kerri was schnockered after consuming a small 6 ounce tumbler. In an attempt to slow down, she ordered a coke with no alcohol. I’m not exactly sure how she spilled it, all I know is that Alix and I were chatting away then were startled by the sound of a pint glass slamming into the table and the ensuing tsunami of cola and ice that poured

Religion & Politics
To think, this whole blog came about when I went to simply post this one pic, and My brain started wondering about a bunch of things that I knew would not fit in the small little “caption bar” … and thus this little … or long piece was written.This blog is not to discuss being tolerant of ones faith, or of what one believes or doesn’t believe per se, though I know it may arise, but it is merely what was on My mind at the time. Politics and Religion I concur!! Why should My tax dollars go to their right to belittle Me... Politics and Religion… The religion within politics.. the politics within religion..Many religious people claim to be so patriotic and always worrying about what the president is doing with the tax money, well since there are about half a million religious buildings in this country [Churches, Mosque/Temple, Synagogues, etc etc] all of which get tax exemptions why not put your money where your mouth is and stop being a burden on

Boobie (facts) Blog!
This is too large to upload as an image here and have it be readable, but it is also too awesome not to share. So I present to you... Fun facts about funbags! Don't knock the knockers! Give a hoot about hooters!

The Effin Mums And Drama
I remember when The mums useto be so much fun we useto all be chill and play fun games like caption that photo ,hotest mummer contest , sure there was bashing but it was funny and playful not bad like it is now making fun mums to make people smile and laugh not mums to piss other people off or to mock someone etcThere are a Few mum Bullys "The resident vultures" As people are telling me thier nickname is That start fight for no good reason with as many people as possible I dont know if its fun for them or not they seem to enjoy itLately Ive seen Almost every new person get ripped apart in mums and some old ones as well, everyone is fighting with everyone there was like 4 mocking mums yesterday aloneI seen people trying to make a 19 yr old girl crytrying make a ,A preggo 21yr old cry,ripped apart some chick cause she asked about a phone,the list goes on People are reporting any mum they can just to fuck with people so much that people are scared to post a mum with out marking it nsfw p

Life Changes Means Less Fubar
Good morning. Wow.Been along time since my last blog. First the good news. After working for my father for 25 years, i have finally kicked his ass to the curb. :P. Yesterday i bought him out and will be the owner of the company starting on Monday. I have always had many ideas what i want to do with the company, and the changes i want to make. Now i can. I'm very excited, and know this will be alot of hard work for years to come. But i welcome it. Now for the bad news... I'll be putting all my free time and energy into the comapny, which means little or no time on Fubar. Of course i'll still pop on and say hello to who i can, but i'll be on very little as you can imagine. This makes me sad, i really enjoy my Fubar time, and the friends on here. But real life comes first, and i have to take this chance to make life better for myself. Please feel free to still stop by and say hello. I will get back to you. (mostly on weekends.). I thank you all. You guys rock. To All my FUMaf

Shoes
what's going on? where is everybody? I just bought some shoes on line. They're Dr. Marten ballet flats. I didn't know Dr. Marten made ballet flats but they do and I just got them for $30 bucks through Amazon. Hooray. I've been tearing up shoes ever since I started school and hoping these will stand up to beauty school. I went over to my sister's house yesterday. It is so awesome to have a car again. Hello sweet freedom. We went to dinner and a coffee place I love in downtown St. Pete. I'm going back over to her house to watch some movies and finish up some projects I have going on. I know my sister and I go through our ups and downs but there is nothing that can replace that bond. Plus it's just nice to have some where to go when the shit hits the fan. I've had dreams about that before. Not having anywhere to go and ending up at her house. I feel like last week was a crap week for a lot of people and I hope this week is going better for everyone. Blog update: If you get a chan

Ask Me Guess You
I usually don't repost in my blogs but this was really interesting to me and now I can't stop thinking about who, in my life is an asker or a guesser. Here is the post from ask.metafilter.com We live in a small 2 bedroom apartment, in New York City. People like to visit here, and they don't generally want to pay for a hotel. We understand this. However, we also don't want people staying with us who we don't know or don't like. My wife received the following email (summarized): I'm going to be in NYC the night of the 5th to the morning of the 15th for [blah blah blah some work-related singing event thing]. Maria (my boss) said it is on the lower east side at Gramercy Park. I do have another friend who offered me her place to stay, but not for the whole time. Is there a chance that I could stay with you and Jeff for a portion of that time? I'd be using the subway the whole time and I'd be gone from 10-10 probably every day, so I'd be out of your way most of the time. Let me know i

Not Yo Sugah Daddy!
I am officially suspended from purchasing anything on Fubar. I am officially not upset about that. This has happened because I refuse to fill out their little "authorization" form that they sent me because I've apparently spent over $400 on the website. I'm not proud of the fact, but I'm a generous person with a decent job, so fuck it. I am not filling out the form because they have no right to ask me to fill it out. I make financial transactions online on a regular basis, some far in excess of $400. No website I've done business with has ever asked me to fill out something like this. When I use a credit card or PayPal, my authorization is implied and my transaction is insured. Fubar should be no different. Here's the funny bit. There's this statement on their authorization form they want you to sign. It goes like this: I swear under penalty of perjury that all of the above information is true. I authorize all charges on my fubar account and any account that logs in from my

I Only Need Ass Kissing Followers In Here!
my blog went the way of the gronk blog awhile ago. i couldnt even delete it, only see it in the main my blog thingy seriously...for those of you who have followed me and kissed my ass...please let yourself be more noticable (to me at least...cuz most of those on my list treat me like shit and this is no longer acceptable) i also might eat crow when a screenshot is found of me stating i was the mumm queen (before all the hammie stuff...the jokes after cant be used) ZOMG THIS BLOG IS ABOUT YOU! *snorts*

Randomcrap I Hate On Fu
i hate having to sign onto fu and automatically start adblocking defaults. some days i go into the "hottest" lists to adblock from there. if i am on for a full hour i am addblocking at least 1 default ever 5 minutes (guesstimate) i hate seeing tits float by constantly, but cuz these chicks are "smart enough" to switch their pics after they start to scroll...there are no ramification. i hate that the only list that people NEED to have a salute to be on is the overall hotest. fakes get enough rewards on here as is i HATE HATE HATE having bouncers able to come into my shoutbox (like one did last night claiming a blog i posted a month ago violated TOS...yet one of the top blogs does similar blogs and is actually very helpful blogs) i hate that this blog will probably go "invalid" shortly and it may appear back up in a few weeks i have a headache it is sproets birthday today and even though i hate her...spoil her today!

I Have A Name!
I have a name!! Even though said name happens to be no name backwards! I have a name! It is not uncle atheist, old atheist or any of that. You may also not call me emanon because I have my pseudonym as emanon does not mean you can call me emanon.Even though I ask you or commented saying I am emanon .. now I am deeply offended that you call me emanon.Even if I call you names, that gives you no right to call me names or I post a mumm about you calling me names because me calling you names, just to have you call me names is wrong on your part!*whistles* because of a certain deleted mumm that was made in my honorI am flattered though So the next person to call me Emanon or atheist gets reported!

Futard
Since Sparkly can't post blogs anymore. Scrapper adores him. Sparklyballs: since it seems that the pedophile is hear to stay, it seems we need a new tack to deal with him. being green is all this sick fucker seems to care about so i am asking as many people as possible to post a mumm every time they see one from him and at least shut down that source of likes.

Where Has 'sincerity' Gone?
Ok first off I'll apologize for this rant I'm about to have. Perhaps it's hormones or just MAYBE it's an actual point. What ever happened to true and sincere men? Has a space ship landed on earth, abducted them all and left insincere a$$holes in their place? People are always asking me the most annoying question in all the world.. "Why are you single?" Well gee Enstein, if I knew the 'WHY' then I probably wouldn't be.. don't ya think????? Being sweet, caring, understanding, loyal, and not so hard on the eyes (or so I'm told) obviously isn't enough. And while we are on the subject, why is it that I'm always the girl men want to f@%k but never the one they want to settle down with or even have a real relationship with for that matter. They have no problems talking to me behind their gf's back, making propositions, promises, etc.. Even willing to cheat on their girlfriends, wives, etc.. (not that I would put myself in that position, because I wouldn't) but, when it comes to a commitment

Sleezy Pottyboob
This is too funny... Don't forget to post your "new" name below in a comment. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesy e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt

Worst Songs Ever!
Hey all :D I was listening to the radio on the way to work today, and they had people calling in about what they thought were the worst songs they've ever heard.. it was funny to hear other people's opinions. So I wanna know you all's :) Mine would have to be 500 miles, by the Proclaimers. Everytime I hear it I want to jam q-tips as hard as I can into my ears.. not really, but you know what I mean :p so lets hear it people.. what song just makes your skin crawl and your ears bleed?

Got Any Ideas?
First of all, let me say that I do NOT want to be a PE or Health teacher anymore. But I still have to finish out this semester. Here's what I need help with: My last lesson plan is a thirty minute lesson plan on cardiovascular fitness. I'm teaching first graders. So keep the age of the children in mind. I will have about 10-14 students. Also, I don't have a lot of equipment available, but give me your ideas and I'll see if I have the equipment available. Basically I need activities the kids can do to get their blood pumping. Also, I don't have a whole lot of space. I think the gym will be split up for five groups to work at the same time. Thanks in advance for the help. :)

Got Auto 11s On? Let Us Know!
If you're running auto 11s leave a comment here with the date! :) Those of you trying to level hit them up! I have been on this page and look! We're level 21. *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle*2nd LEVEL 30** FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar She runs them every day and gives blings too. She's a friend of the page. ~~~FU-DADDY™~~~R/L BF/FU-HUBBY TO FU-M@M@~DSC~SOUTHERN SEX SYMBOL~@ fubar Fu-Daddy is a friend of the page and runs autos 24/7 too! SEE COMMENTS BELOW FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

They Are Gone
I deleted all of my blogs, except for the ones that I had set for family. Why? Because I want to start fresh on here. I already cleaned out my friends list, so this was the only thing left to do. I may at some point start the same "type" of blogs again, but right now...I don't want any reminders of the past 2 years on here. Speaking of reminders. I don't want anyone talking about Tom from this point on. I'm going to act like he didn't even exist. That might sound harsh to those people that are still his friend, but he acted like I didn't exist...at least I have the decency to wait until we aren't together. I'm going to do things to make ME happy. I'm not really all that worried about how what I do makes you all feel. If I'm doing something that bothers you, and you think I should know....tell me, but don't be upset if I don't stop doing whatever that was. That is all.

Seriously? Wtf Is Wrong With You People?
yes, some of my pics are cute, and some of them are somewhat sexual... that does NOT Mean that i want to fuck you. or that i want you to tell me about your cock. or that i want to deal with you in any way shape or form just because you rated my fucking pictures. seriously, you're NOT in highschool anymore. lines like "how about a toy that can be hard when you play with it" (and if the guy that wrote that line to me is reading this, this is not directed at you personally, this is directed at ALL of you) are not going to fucking impress me. you want to impress me? - get me a little fu-hug for 50 fubucks and ask me how my fucking day was... because really, chances are my day fucking sucks and the last thing i want to think about is your fucking dick. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. the girls on here DO NOT WANT TO FUCK YOU... and honestly, half the ones that say they do want to fuck you, are lying so you'll rate their fucking pictures. you're as fat and ugly as the rest of us on here, and c

Questions 2-26-09
People try to fool me with impossible ponderables..it doesn't work Q-Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? A-It goes back to earlier days, think of a manor house on a 40-acre plantation...there was a long pathway, which people would drive up to the house on. A driveway. And parkways originate from before cars, where paths would actually go through parks...parkways. Q-Why are they called apartments if they are so close together? A-Because, while they may all share the same building, tenants live "apart" from each other, each person having their personal living quarters sectioned off "apart" from their neighbor's. C'mon, people...ask your questions

Fakes Of The Week...
This week’s fakes of the week, are you people serious?…. This profile, has this ridiculous salute (not approved btw) "April Go Sexy" Princess of the Dark Side@ fubar …that’s Adobe Photoshop 7 special… …and this mess… …belongs to this profile… ★♥™Auto☻�Katie�♥★@ fubar …and even funnier, they both have Autos on are begging for bombs…and god knows what else….are you surprised? I bet a real person would really appreciate that stuff on here, right?…Peace. ..Update ...this profile is being ran by this dude, Go let him know what you think...since he's in hiding and making his page only available to friends, for blocking purposes it's user # 279312..an old timer even...pathetic..

Origami Salutes
I think just to be a little different I'm going to make origami salutes for everyone that wants one. If you really want, and trust me not to sell your address to telemarkers, I'll even mail you the origami with your name on it. So let me know if you want one, depending on how many people ask, it might take me a bit to get them all done. Here's a few to pick from, or if you want something else let me know and I'll see what I can come up with. Oh and if you want a certain color I'll see if I have the paper for it. Lily Lotus Flower Dragon Goldfish Swan Crane Heart Heart w wings Oh and I can make an elephant out of a dollar bill, but I'm not sending you the dollar bill dammit!

Craptions #1 Win 500k Fubucks
funniest caption for this picture gets 500k fubucks. I guess I need a lol. good luck. And the winner is: EmptyPiecesNow with: Witty I know you think this is sexy but I don't want to run to your bed this way anymore. Bounty Hunter, Babyfrog,and honey bare all tied for second. Thanks for playing everyone. "They call me the Flash in bed, too." Radiox i`m never showing you my old pics again - Seamus Watch out MOM here I come,,,,,weeeeeeeeeeeee -sweet contradictions By saying "Shazam", our hero is struck by lightning and granted the wisdom of Soloman, the courage of Achilles, and the ability to eat 50 chicken wings in 3 minutes. - Ketch22 Witty..I know you find this sexy but I don't want to run to your bed like this anymore..." - emptypiecesnow "join me tonight at 10PM EST for the RadioXShow"- Bounty hunter Best way to get a six-pack, workout? "No thanks, I'll just use a sharpie!" - here come trouble Benjamin Button Gone Terribly Wrong... jack daniels wendy "I wonder if

Normally This Would Be Mclovin's Job...
So this is my friend Larry. You should rate him and stuff cause he's helping me get my apartment and I kinda owe him. He's super lame but hey, everyone needs a little help sometimes. Drink Four Designs@ fubar

Boo's Fault
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!)==================================================================================================What is it that you absolutely need sexually?IT! What is something you have always wanted to try?If I could arrange it, to see what it feels like to be engulfed in as many tongues as could reach me simultaneously from head to toe. What is something you have never done in bed before?A lot compared to some Im sure, if its not my thing, thats just how it is. What time of day do you like to have sex?Between 0 & 2400 What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?Their desireHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?I can kiss for hours, but sometimes attraction is more of a collision.If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?Ya need to narrow the "someone" thing d

Bleh...
I'm the happiest I've been in a long time...things seem to be coming together...well except for having that whole job thing...but I'm working on it. I went to the dr today for a new sleeping med...*crosses fingers* I hope this one actually works. Insomnia really is a slow death lol. So yeah, nothing really awesome to report...I know I'm not around too much anymore but life can get in the way sometimes...but i ♥ you guys =)

My Quotes...
Random Short Quotes in My head… or I have said and saved and decided to blog…Quote on Family bonds:The power of a family is not determined by its likening members but its ability to stand up to harsh scrutiny and still strive onQuote on death:Death, we are embodiments of death, the progenies of what once was, as well as the prospect of what shall be. The living dead: Soon to join the ranks of the forgotten. Memories, what we are, what we shall be, and what we are now which is free.Quote on democracy:The beauty and burden of democracy is that majority rule.Quote on Patriotism:I am not anti or pro America. I am an American by chance not choiceIt is the land in which I happen to have been born, not the one in which I chose to have been birthed in. Quote on Knowing Another:Never make the mistake of thinking you know any oneFor it is the ones in which you think you know that shall betray you first.All written by Me, whom else, I did say such already.May search comp/or My brai

Potassium Nitrate, Karo Syrup And Kitty Litter...
Blueberry bagels are yummy. It's like a blueberry muffin in bagel form. Just as tasty, but less messy. And you don't have to deal with that paper wrapper and all the crumbs. I love coffee so much I would kiss it after I came in its mouth. Apparently some major league sports franchise bested another major league sports franchise in some sort of spectacle of athletic prowess last evening. Huzzah and kudos to them, whomever they are. On to more serious business. On Tuesday some city in the middle of nowhere (I'm not looking it up, it was on the news this morning, and where doesn't matter) passed a law prohibiting anyone from owning more than 3 felines without a kennel license. This anti cat lady witchunt is very disturbing. You laugh now, but it's a slippery slope and soon the government will be invading your fishtanks and gerbil cages! I can only hope that on this day of days, the 5th of November, one brave cat lady will stand up. I want her to stand up and put on her Guy Faw

Open Letter To Irony...
Dear PETA, I find you quite annoying 90% of the time. While the goals you pursue are noble, your methods and the extremes you go to are downright silly sometimes. I love animals but I really do enjoy a good steak. I would hope there is a middle ground somewhere we could meet. One that lets me eat delicious animal meat and also lets you stop people from shoving mascara in the eyes of cute fuzzy bunnies. But I digress. My real point today is in regards to your campaign against fur clothing. Not the throwing red paint on people part, that is hilarious. My concern is with your, "I'd rather go naked than wear fur campaign, and more specifically this: What are you thinking?!? First of all I find the wearing of dead animal pelts to be ridiculous. I don't find it attractive or fashionable in the least. In fact whenever I see a woman wearing fur or animal print of any kind, with the exception of lingerie because lingerie is serious bizness, I find it quite funny. They look ridic

Stranger Than Fiction
I had 700 junk mails today. Here are some of the best/most misleading/weird. 1. No plugs, no wire, no hands. guess what this was for... A. a phone, B. a vibrator, C. new software. 2. Overlooked tips regarding garage safety. garage safety is serious fucking be-niss for realz. 3. Igore Coks' tips for your best year ever. ok this on is actually an on the level real estate e-mail. Just an unfortunate name. 4. 15 minutes will get you the cash you need. Duh! I did have a sugar daddy for a while. 5. From Mr. Bright. [spam] november 23, 2009 it cuts down on so much confusion when they tell you it's spam in the subject line. spam fail. 6.From search yourself - find out who has been searching for you. was it me? was I searching myself? 7. Taurus, you may have to let go of your defensiveness. YOU let go of YOUR defensiveness. 8. Get your jollies on Cyber monday. hahahahaha. actually this was for a sale. 9. Daily dildo access for free fucking finally! 10. Beyond SaaS: everything

Retarded Game Playing Bitch Leave Me Out Of Your Fucking Drama.
Show Recent Messages (F3) Debby Me: you thereDebby Me: you therekerry lively: I posted a vidkerry lively: of him drunk back stage after a show lolDebby Me: hiDebby Me: lolkerry lively: and he was like aww wtfkerry lively: lolkerry lively: he was a bear today he left me no choiceDebby Me: its strange i cant see the youtubes in blogs for some reasonkerry lively: i dunno i hve the link..what browser ya useDebby Me: mozillaDebby Me: but i wanted to chatDebby Me: im very confused about a few things to be honestkerry lively: that is whykerry lively: my friend uses thta and cant see themkerry lively: whatDebby Me: and i know i am a soft person, but im not stupid kerry, there are a few things that do not make sensekerry lively: whats thatDebby Me: why did you dog me in the pastkerry lively: umDebby Me: what did i do so wrong to youkerry lively: because it was easier to attack you than the man i lovedkerry lively: and honestly you came at me just as hard debbyDebby Me: whenkerry lively: wha

Quickie
I am off here in an hour or so, so I figured I would do a very quick blog to entertain myself.. You may ask me one question you want to know, and I will answer truthfully. so that you do not waste your questions I will give some general answers to questions usually asked Two inches Christian Republican Conservative Capitalist Going to church and praying Okay, you may now ask

You Know Youre Old Skool Fu.....
If you can remember only being able to rate a profile ONCE in a lifetime Making it to the rank of Godfather was a big deal If you remember leveling groups If you competed in contests with the prize being a Big Pimpin Gift If you use to win spotlight every couple weeks with a bid of 32,000 fubucks. If you remember Sporks You remember big nasty dimple ass pics being OK to run as default If you said to yourself... "Yeah RIGHT!" when 1 credit blings came out If you ever comment bombed If you can remember JD being a chick ;) If you couldnt use a credit card on here if you wanted to. If you remember only being able to rate a pic once in a lifetime VIP? WTF is that? If you actually spent most of your time on here rating pix You paid attention to Bulletins If shouts were shitty... Oh no, that hasnt changed. Sorry If you use to trade stash rates If you can remember WTF a stash is When Happy Hours were a big deal & you promoted it for at least a week before you had it If you

My New Apartment
I will be soon moving into a new 3 bedroom apartment....i need some decorating ideas..im writing this blog now cause i will be stepping out in about an hour or so....i will be back later in the day to respond to comments and such...Ideas welcomed and i will take pics as soon as im moved in...i am PSYCHED about the fireplace and the patio(its small but i have 2...one off the living room and one off the master bedroom....

Oh Em Gee! Aren't We Out Of High School?
Apparently some of us aren't. I felt the need to write this little blog to remind people that you are supposed to be ADULTS and act accordingly. In the last few weeks, I've been pretty silent, and mostly M.I.A. with real life, but I do log in here and there to help out some people and rate family and friends. That step back has shown me some really ugly faces on here. Some that I would not even expect. Now, I won't name names because everyone has the right to see others for themselves. I would like to take a minute and share some things you should AVOID: 1. DO NOT make fake profiles to harass people who have you blocked. IT IS NUTS. It makes you a psycho stalker. If they blocked you, THEY DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU. It's that simple. 2. DO NOT try to talk shit about another member just to get ahead. You can refer back to my blog about rumors. All that does is show people what a manipulative, jealous, and otherwise immature dip shit you are. 3. DO NOT bash another member i

Cravin Family Members!!!!!
PLEASE RATE BLOG BEFORE YOU READ If you would like to become family to view all of my naughty pictures all you have to do is buy me a blast. The pictures ARE worth it... There is a lil of everything in there *wink* Please understand why i do this... i cant let just anyone into my private pictures... if i did that id have over 2,000 people in family, and i cant even have over 50 :P 1 day blast = 1 week in my NSFW pictures 3 day blast = 1 month in my NSFW pictures 7 day blast = 2 months in my NSFW pictures 30 day blast = 6 months in my NSFW Pictures 1 BlingPack = 2 months in my NSFW pictures If you want a NSFW salute??? Get Me A Blingpack and You will get one... Just Private Message Me so I will know what you want it to say!!! Please message me before you send the blast *If you cant afford a blast or you dont have a CC you can send Me 1 milllion Fubucks (using the fu-pal link on my page) to get a 1 day peek into my private folders* I update my private pictures every

Yahoo Horrrny
Read bottom to top UPDATE: liteitup: his show ->liteitup: i cant right now, my grandpa is using the cam for his show ->liteitup: do you think you could stuff one up your rectum while I would sing you songs in Russian and smear mayo on your testicles? liteitup: why liteitup: yes ->liteitup: still here; do you like stuffed animals? liteitup: where you go ->liteitup: i'm always ready for you, I've dreamt about a man like you my whole life. In fact, I secretely think that you were the reason I moved from Russia liteitup: will be ready for me liteitup: week ->liteitup: oh, I can't wait to meet you; you are just fascinating liteitup: i come to chicago next weed end ->liteitup: for you, always liteitup: you single ->liteitup: ofcourse, I always am liteitup: you go be nude ->liteitup: a second liteitup: you go on yahoo ->liteitup: i would love to, but the beluga whale will get jealous; it doesn't like strangers liteitup: i want fuck you in you ass after the shit

Frisky Women
So my friend Sil invited me to a birthday party Saturday night. Of course, it had to be one of those I-don't-know-anyone-here-so-I'm-going-to-monopolize-her-attention-all-night situations but I was wearing my please-don't-notice-me clothes or you could call it my-obvious-attempt-at-subtlety, which translates into long black dress pants and a not so subtle black with rhinestone glittery "Hollywood" shirt, which she informed me would be easier to read after the surgery. ;) The point is there was no dress and heels attire for me, which is abnormal. [START HERE HUGH] Since I was going out I wore my night-out-on-the-town ensemble, black leather mini skirt, fishnet thigh hi stockings, bikini style top and platform 6 in. spiky heels. There was a dj, however, and a dance floor. Now considering my karaoke addiction, there aren't many opportunities for me to go out dancing. It's sad because I really do like dancing and was told the other night that I was actually good at it. Though, I

Breast Size
Everyday, more and more women ask themselves if they should get breast implants, so they can keep their men happy, or attract other men. Does a woman with larger breasts actually attract a man more than a woman with small breasts does? I've had a lot of women writing to me, asking if men really care about the size of a woman's breasts. I finally decided to answer these questions, once and for all. Half the men (single men) that will read this article will agree with me, while the other half (those who are cat-whipped), might not. Men are attracted to a woman's general appearance, but unfortunately for women (especially those with mosquito bite-sized breasts), size does matter to most men. Now some women might disagree with me. To them, I have only one question to ask. Does penis size matter? The answer is yes. Men are aroused by the size of a woman's breasts the same way women are aroused by the size of a man's penis. Fortunately for women, this infatuation for large breasts

Surgery..
Well the time has come for yet another dreaded surgery so i figured id let my friends know whats up. As some may know Febuary 07 i had a bone fusion and bone graph to my right ankle and have spent the last 9months recovering. Its been an up and down healing process and in the end the doctors felt in was unsucessful. After several cat scans they realized i had formed what was called a non-union...basically my bones healed just not together and during this time ive also formed tumors im guessing from the lack of blow flow, nerve damage or whatever from the previous 3 surgery's ive had..whatever. So tomorrow morning i go back in for another bone fusion, skin graph and removal of these ridiculous tumors in my leg...i know sounds disgusting. My last surgery in Febuary i was suppose to go home the next day but ended up spending 4 days due to some complications with my heart stopping and then not being able to bring my blood pressure up. Anyway this surgery is a tad more complicated then the

Newer Pics
No pic space yada, yada...I got a new bra & a new shirt, so I took pics. :D It's kinda grainy cuz my webcam sucks. Oh well. On another note: I have to use the old uploader on Photobucket because the new one won't work for me. WTF is up with that?? Just took these..

Want A Piece Of Psyche?..
TreTre Tinkerbell's Sweethearts Auction is now OPEN!! Click the pic below to place your bid! Show Psyche that you WANT to own her! Do it NOW! Remember to show some love to the Auction Sponsor... ¢¾TreTreTinkerbell¢¾ Owned by Dryan Music Playlist at MixPod.com

Bored, Need Idea
I'm bored off my ass and thinking of watching a video. But, I don't know what to watch. So throw something at me an if I have it maybe I'll watch it. I'm thinking action/ drama. I don't even have any of those crybaby chick flix so don't bother listing them.

Perfectly Perfect
Well, since Stacie wrote a blog about me, I'm gonna write one about her. That's the way it works, right? But...hmmm, what to say about Stacie? She claims she can be a bitch, but in all the years I've known her I have yet to see it. She's the sweetest girl I have ever talked to, genuinely caring and kind. One of only 3 people in my ENTIRE life that I can stand to talk to on the phone for more than 20 minutes, I dunno...must be something to do with trains. Still to this day, she is the only person who "gets" me. She understands me better than anyone, I think she's still the only one who has attempted to truly understand me. When everyone else turned away, she was still there, she is faithful to her friends to the end. Crazy-funny and still incredibly smart, it's always a blast to talk to her. She is just all-around awesome, and there are no words I could use to explain even part of what she means to me. For those who know her, you already know what I mean and are nodding along. For t

Indiana Is Fvcked Lol
So apparently if we dont pass our budget bill by midnight tonight all state funded/government facilities will shut down until the bill is passed. No license branch -ppl cant renew license or plates or gets either No state parks or dunes All courts will remain open though No INDOT No Lottery or casinos/gambling etc. lmfao indiana is so fucked. [remind me why I moved to Elkhart? LOL!] Link to full article: http://www.etruth.com/Know/News/Story.aspx?id=486854&fcid=Know-MOSTREAD

My Nutball Stalker 7-27
"FUCKING DIEEEEEE OUTTA JEALOUSY - DIEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA , I'LL NEVER GIVE-UP MAKING U FUCKING SUFFER !!!!!!! YOU'LL PAYYYYY 4 WHAT U DID ALL UR FUCKING LIFE- EACH & EVERY DAY, JUST AS YOU DO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Name And I
Im a bitch and Names a seagull, we decided were clearing out some riff raff on our friends list.... Just to let everyone know.. that is all!! oh and yes im home and I have lots of work so I figuired Id blog. Flaky and Name

Daisydaywow!!
I am wound up tighter than a 3 day clock! Doc put me on another round of steroids, and ZOMG...Decided to pay my bills online today? POOR KOHL'S TELEPHONE ANSWER GUY! The "at" button on my keyboard has quit working, so as well as having to talk me thru signing up on the "my account" at the Kohl's website, he learned me about the *accessory* then *accessibliity* then *onscreen keyboard* blah, blah.. Poor guy. I actually did the after-call survey and gave him all "excellents" AND CALLED BACK AND ASKED FOR A SUPERVISOR AND RAVED ABOUT HIM. Damn I am geared up. Now what? p.s. Fuck the typos. Can't see the words imma typing, and don't care if they are spelled right or now. I don't even care if anyone READS THIS. At least I have myself to talk to rgiht now.

Peg Soul
Yarrr! My head be screwed on kinda sideways today. *hacks* *spits in garbage can* Still feel blah, but no better or worse than yesterday. It's toying with me, I know it is. I hate getting into serious conversations in the mumms. I should know better, I DO know better. Especially when my head is kind of fuzzy and stuffs. Sometimes you just want to talk about something interesting with someone you find interesting. That part of it usually goes well and is enjoyable. Then there are those that just want to try and push buttons and shout their point of view. There is no debate. All you get is dick swinging and word twisting. Give me words, and I will take them. Don't give me my own back. I already own those. It's a pathetic way of arguing and as far from actual debate as you can get. It's about 40 degrees outside and about 95 degress in this office. I have the window open and I feel like a McDLT. This is not going to help me feel better. I want cake. A yummy yellow ca

Planet Me
I live in my own little world of me. It revolves around me; I am the sun. I MUST be. I'm finding out that people, who have been on my friend list for 958 years, are married! You people need to send me messages once in awhile on planet Me, because I am really missing out! Is anyone else married, pregnant, changing sexes, discovered they're gay/lesbian and I am unaware? I need to know if I should address you as 'sir' or 'ma'am'. :-P Maybe I'm just a crappy friend. :/ I apologize; I will try prying into your business more often. :D

Some People Just Astonish Me
Just saw this in someone's status: "Well Heart Catheter Is In My Daughters Heart.. now just waiting for monday to finish surgery :( Still a nervous wreck!! Wants the New Bikini Top Bling!!" Does anyone else see anything wrong with this picture?

It's Not Like That.
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?Not like that.Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?Stupid kids.If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?Um no.Has anyone ever promised you forever?I stopped believing in promises. They mean nothing.Do you get high?With a ladder.Something bothering you?Yea, but I adore her anyways. Has someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?Um no and if they did I wouldn't believe them anyways.When was the last time you cried?Again, stupid kids.What color shirt are you wearing?Black. Where did you sleep last night?At my place. I'm nice and slept on the pull out.Are you happy right now?Yup. Gushing even.Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?I'm really not fond of Pepsi. You asked.What's something your wanting right now?A hug. A real one. Does someone have a crush on you?According to a certain someone, everybody. :|Do you have a crush on someone?I don't buy Crush

A Truly Dark Day In American History....today, 3/21/2010.
How this… Leads to this… First off, friends thank you for stopping by and taking the time out of your busy real and Fubar lives to check out this blog. It won’t be pretty, so if you’re easily offended, you may want to skip this one…sorry, It’s not about fakes and drama. It’s about real life that will effect each and every American and their children for years to come, so yeah, that kind of take precedence over the usual stuff… So it seems that at some point tonight, your president Obama and the elitist Congress in Washington will have , barring a miracle, have passed health insurance reform in the Senate and House and it will be on the way to the President’s desk to make the law of the land. This is a progressive socialist’s dream come true. I don’t’ really know how many, or at what level any of you follow the news and current events. It should be much, much more but that’s another issue altogether. I’

Unemployment
This system of Unemployment Insurance is fucking pissing me off, when I finally get my money 3 months after i applied for it in the first place 3 weeks ago, they have sent me letters since stating that my benifits can not be paid because i did not file for benifits the previous week. I have filed for the last three. Ever since the oils spill, I can not talk to a human being on their help center line! I guess there are so many people calling because they cant work due to the oil spill, that i get this message: "Due to a high call volume your call can not be answered at this time. we have extended our call center hours until 7pm. please call monday thru thursday after 3 pm when our call volume is typically lower." Ive heard this message for 5 weeks or more now and have yet to get thru to anyone to get any type of anything done by anyone... thats a lot of any's! Im having a bad day, so you all suck, fuck you and kiss my ass... ahhh that felt good!!! I can has an emo explosion too? im

Don't Violate The Golden Rule Or You Will Pay The Price?
Please read this carefully. This is not a joke. I see this happen daily and you come to support frantic and expect us to put out your fire. DO NOT GIVE ANYONE ACESSS TO YOUR ACCOUNT! This means DO NOT give anyone one your login info, password, etc. If you do, you are asking for trouble. DO NOT GIVE ANYONE YOUR PASSWORD OR LOG IN! You are the ONLY one that should access your account. This is in our terms of service and is for your benefit. Read 1 and 2 until it is CRYSTAL CLEAR! This is some of the stuff you open yourself up to. -that dude you were fuengaged to who bombed for you while you were at work. He will give your password out to his other girl and she will get jealous and you two will start war. If you are stupid enough to allow someone into your account, then you are probably stupid enough to allow that person to buy bling. That dude will buy his sanchita some bling packs, and you will come crying to support that you were hacked. You were not hacked. You we

Funames
So, I thought I'd do one of these. What your funame says about you. Bigdaddy, BigD, Big(other letter of the alphabet): Little man syndrome? You probably have a goatee, ride a motorcycle, wear wife-beaters, and jerk off to superunrealisticbangbangsexybreasts.com Big(insert first name here): Someone once called you that and it made you feel like not so much of a loser for the first time in your life. Alternating caps/lower case: Bipolar slut. Horny/wet...: Not really. You're actually pretty boring, but as opposed to actually making some form of intellectual communication with people of the human species, you've found it's easier just to tell people you're horny. It's okay, most people are dumb enough to think that if they shower you with gifts and praise, they might just get laid. Angel...: Probably your real name. You think it's clever. ...angel...: A bit of reverse psychology. People won't believe you're angelic at all. In fact, this is true. However, it's also dumb. Unless you o

Bling!
Hell, i'm so glad i'm going back to work tomorrow I need to get off this place and re-start my life. Just woke up from a sleep .... and I was dream of fucking bling! People were killing each other over fucking bling polishing *smacks self upside the head*

Shout Box
I have shut my shout box down as everytime someone sent a message I was frozen out then booted. I am still on my old and cranky computer and will be for the next two weeks. Bare with me folks or sod off !!! Luving you all !!! Jen X

The Lady In The Harbor
The Lady In The Harbor A Lady stood alone in the harbor, A teardrop ran down her eye, America came under attack still her torch she held up high. Terrorists set forth an attack on our nations heart, though they succeeded is raising our fears they failed to tear us apart. Although it's been ten years and our lives have carried on, it's important to remember the lives of those, that in an instant would be gone. Not only were there men and women but there were children too, in the blink of an eye , they were gone, and there was nothing we could do. Though it's o.k. to forget the horror of that day, can we ever forgive?, to find the answer just remember the children that were

Bot Old List~ Page 1 Of 3
Best Of British To find out more about the group then please click here to go to the blog :D We don't want any drama so if you have any problems, try and deal with it among yourselves and not the group thanks! I've made us a lounge wooohooo please check it out and subscribe. It's for us all to meet up, chill out, have a chat and get to know each other better :D click to go to the lounge I'm not sure how to dress up yet, so bare with me. If you know about lounges and can help me, please let me know :D Please be sure to RATE, FAN then ADD each member. Remember to tell them that you're a Best Of British member so they will definitely add you :D Start from the top and work your way down the list. Once you have them all added, its probably best that you refresh this page incase anyone else has joined, as I'm adding members all the time and don't want to miss them (Y) You do not have to add everyone in 1 day, you can keep coming back but the sooner you add everyone, the

Thursday ... Superstitions?
H A P P Y ~ T H U R S D A Y Visit www.hostdrjack.com Hello blog-curious folks I start with a countdown above: As to open my small topic - O P E N - for discussion ... - t r a d i t i o n s - Yesterday I ask about resolution and found that not many of my friends make them or as most do:- break them - How about those traditions (family or otherwise) On New Year's Eve? Growing up, I remember my neighbor were big on letting off fireworks, My oldest sister husbands family went hunting. Another neighborhood family would throw A big family cover dish "Football get together" that had hordes of folks in and out all day. When I married Pete & Trisha's mom, their tradition was to: Take some money outside and hide it, then go back out after midnight and recover it. This was to symbolize "Bringing Money into the home productively" It also had stipulations: Hide it and cant find it - Meant you'd make money but loose it

Fullofcrap
So, the plan was to get this guy's number... probably post it in this blog... but get the guys on the phone with him... possibly record it, and also post it to the blog. I guess some people are just smarter than I initially give them credit for... You know the drill boys and girls... bottom to top. ->fullofcrap: So, you think that you're insulting me? fullofcrap: boring might be...but you take it that one step further.. ->fullofcrap: That's OK with me... boring is good.... fullofcrap: yawn....you are such a bore! ->fullofcrap: OK... good, because you probably don't really want to know what we had planned for you. fullofcrap: no.. none at all..you are just not that cute..that's all ->fullofcrap: Ok, so you expect a woman to give YOU their number, but you can't give YOURS? I sense faggotry. fullofcrap: you are not that CUTE..lol ->fullofcrap: So I guess that's a no, eh? fullofcrap: lol... ->fullofcrap: You have to give me yours, I won't give out

Dark Knight- Spoilers A Plenty
Finally saw it last night. Holy Crap was that a good movie. Not only was Heath Ledgers performance great, it may have been one of the best performances in a movie I've ever seen. So, now that no one can spoil it for me...discuss!

Firefighter=fisherman?!?!
You know how I know I'm fucked? When I'm sitting at an intersection, and I hear sirens, and along comes the Fire Brigade (heh heh Lewis :P). But what is that I see strapped to the back of their truck? A boat!?!? Now this would be normal if I lived right by the coast, but I don't really. So yea, I think we're pretty much fucked. This weather update has been brought to you by the letter F.

!respect!
haha a lot of people on here dont have any let alone know what it is or means ive been on her since 06 blah ive seen it all ive read it all i mean come on common sense is ever so lacking on peoples parts with what they say and send you talk to someone for 10 15minutes and just bs talk normal convo no flirting no nothing they ask if your taken ....(if you are) and if your like me you proudly tell them that your taken and how much your wife/hubby/gf/bf means to you then all of a sudden they go through your pics pick out that one pic that in some weird ass mother effin way send off some kind of sexual sense and they leave you one hell of a message pretty telling you they want to jump your bones and more i mean WTF man i say im taken my page says im taken you come off as a nice girl/guy and then you tell me what you want to do to me F@CK! thats just BLAH ! DISRESPECTFUL!!!! in more ways than one another thing that is DISRESPECTFUL is just blatantly sending pics of th

I'm Back.
Well, here I am. I got moved and still settling in . I love my new home. I moved just in time. There is a winter storm warning for tonight and tomorrow. I am so tired and have TONS to do. I missed some of you a lot. :P So......... Anyone miss me?

They Made Me Lol
So, today was my mother's check up with the surgeon. Weight is staying up due to her eating almost constantly, which is what we want. Blood pressure fine, etc. etc. Her aneurysm felt bigger so he scheduled a CT scan for next week. He still can't believe she is alive. She is a feisty one. He told her she needed a good vice and proceeded to ask what she thought about taking up chasing men. My mother politely looked at him and smiled. "No" she says. "Men are evil." he laughed and replied "You have a point." That's my lil mama. :D Bwahahahahaha!

Threesomes (copied From Emerald Buddha)
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Emanon 2. Asshole 3. Dipshit Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Carpenter 2. Comp Tech 3. Coding Html..for pay... Three Places I have lived 1. New York 2. Los Angeles (only 1 month) 3. South Carolina (2 mos) Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Law and Order 2. NCIS 3. House m.d. Three places I have been 1. Paris 2. Canada 3. Spain Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Jason /L'ange de la mort 2. Anya / Mistress of Damnation 3. Ashley Three of my favorite foods 1. Pizza 2. Lasagna 3. Spaghetti Three things I would like to do 1. Have sex 2. Travel to a few ancient cities 3. Finish clearing site... Three friends I think will respond 1. Eh no

The Digits
So I'm getting a lot of traffic on my page & in my shoutbox. I thought I'd share this one, because I know some of my FU friends can have some fun with it. ATLBorn-Dr...: Just here to meet new people and make friendships.... ->ATLBorn-Dr...: well I don't know who you are, so you're a stranger to me ATLBorn-Dr...: U aren't a stranger....lol....and I really can't see u traveling to stalk me....can u? lol ->ATLBorn-Dr...: do you like giving your number out to strangers? ATLBorn-Dr...: hey, text me 803-295-2144 or yahoo messenger andre_d_wells

Our Very Own Springer Show
So Morgan and I were having this conversation about all the Auto 11s and Cherry Bombs being bought and looking at random people who have been buying lots of them. {no one we know personally} Imagine if you will, in 6 months time turning on the television one day to find "On the next Jerry Springer Show: I Done Ran Up My Credit Cards And The Wife/Husband Left Me Because Of Auto 11s And Cherry Bombs!" "Well, HawtLustyMILF promised to show me her NSFWs for a Cherry Bomb!" "StudMuffin said he would pick me over BigBabe69 if I bought him one of them thar Auto 11 Blings!" "I couldn't help it! I had sexyfinething on cam, hotmama4u on the phone, and BBWqueenthing's NSFWs. Them women done broke me!" "So many bewbs! I had to buy 10 bling packs this week alone!" "I traded my kids' food for a bling pack and ticker message!" /DED

The Adventures Of Stacie..
Okay, so it's a lame subject..but I do feel kind of proud of myself. As everyone who actually reads my blogs, you know all the trouble I've had with my laptop. The last thing that was told to me was that Limewire was a "virus waiting to happen", that even though my charger stayed plugged into my laptop before they replaced the motherboard it was fine now...I just have to keep an eye on it...whatever, it shouldn't have been messed up but I can deal. Plus I was told that my keyboard had to be replaced. I was NOT told that I would have to put it on myself until I got home from work. My keyboard came today. I was sure that my stepdad would have it already put on for me, since he said he was going to....but he didn't. So I come home and have to take a laptop apart. I've never so much as taken a computer apart, so a laptop was/is a whole new experience. I didn't want to screw anything up, seeing as how it was/is my only way of getting on here. I have to say that it's not as easy as I

Going Walkabout.....
I won't be online at all of next week (or as my other personas)...heading out camping in the bush to get away from the yuppies, tourists and rude people at this coastal resort holiday town i call home. No tv, computer, Mp3...just my mobile. Just letting you all know just incase you gave a fuck and noticed.

Hrmmm
I turn on my yahoo for the first time since the end of last month. I don't really know why I haven't been on there, but oh well. I have a few offline messages. Most of them are from my friends, just saying good morning. One of them was from someone I have blocked on here. I'm not sure if I should send them an IM or not. The reason I blocked him from here was because he made me feel like shit. If I didn't tell him thank you right after he sent something I'd hear about it. If I used my money and blinged someone else, I'd hear about it. He was making me feel like I was an object, not a person. He would even send me texts saying he missed me...even though we'd talked that morning and it was only the AFTERNOON. I don't know..maybe I blocked him too soon...but every single time I tried to talk to him about it and how he was making me feel, he would just say "whatever". Not even let me finish a thought to him. But another thing I got when I signed on to Yahoo.....a friend request. I thoug

Killer Cricket Caught!!!
All right, As most know I had a crazy weekend filled with friends/ family in town and birthday parties, all went well and they all found it extremely hilarious that I STILL have cricket! So Saturday, Im driving around getting last min. things for the bday parrty.... and Some how I inadvertently left a pack of diaper wipes open in the truck....... guess what was in the box when i came out of the store?!?!!? You bet ya CRICKETS! I was soooooo excited! In the middle of the parking lot i slowly and quietly took the box of wipes outta my truck and turned them loose on the hot asfault..... THEN .... I smited them with my flip flop. *sighs with content* SO i think i found away to get rid of them,,,,, all friends and fam laughed at my happiness, and so did the crickets..... None of them will get in the wipe box again.... SO im stuck with i think 5 ... untill i find a way to kill them all. Ps, the upskirt no pantie shot Seamus sugeted ... didnt work. 6/11/09 SO the wet s

Drawing A Total Blank...
So, i feel the need to write, it helps me to feel better, sometimes. I don't really know whats plaguing me.. i should be totally thrilled. At the end of the month, i will have 2 of my very favorite people, coming in from out of state to visit me. Carly (best friend since grade school) is coming in from Boston, to celebrate her birthday with me. Tony (mike hunt) will be here too.. i'm so excited about it!!! But, i feel tired today, and not in the happiest mood. i suppose we're all entitled to those days.. and no... its not PMS!!! So i'm done whining, and i wont advertise this, cause i dont feel like dealing with people's negativity today. If you should read this, sorry for boring you.

To Myhaters...
FOR MENTIONING MY NAME TO OTHERS THAT DONT EVEN KNOW ME...HENCE MAKING ME FAMOUS...FOR ALLOWING ME TO HAVE POWER OVER YOUR THOUGHTS.....EMOTIONS...N MAKING ME THE CENTER PIECE OF EVERY CONVERSATION U HAVE WITH UR DRINKING BUDDIES...FUCK..I EVEN CONTROL UR HEALTH...I MAKE UR STOMACH TURN..N I EVEN GIVE U A HEADACHE AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF "ME"...LMAOEVERYTIME U SAY MY NAME OUT LOUD..I SMILE..FOR ITS A CLEAR INDICATION OF MY POWER N CONTROL OVER UR LIFE.....(WHATEVER THAT IS)....U ME STRONGER.. IM PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT..TO BE A LEADER...OH HOW IT SUCKS TO BE U!!!.... to my haters:...I REALIZE U HAVE 1 ADVANTAGE OVER ME...U CAN KISS MY FVCKIN ASS...N I CANT!!!

Livin' A Treme' Life
Once in awhile, the pain in the ass travel schedule I work with has its perks. As luck would have it, my job requires me to be in New Orleans later this week. If you've read this -http://fubar.com/blog/288396/1058011 - then you'll understand my affinity for the place.So I'll be arriving late Wednesday night and will probably stop off at Frenchmen Street for some jazz. Then Thursday night, off to Vaughn's to listen to Kermit Ruffins.Thursday is my birthday - my real birthday not my internet birthday - so I can't wait to celebrate by listening to one of my favorite performers!Who wants to dance? All aboard!

Hes Got A Set Of Balls!
Seriously do they read my status? Im so changing my name to PREGNANT EVIL BISH!! hello...is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto talk with me about mental or sexual desires... to act as submissive for me. a dominant who tells you what to do, how to react and that takes care of your submissive needs if you have some?to please me mentally or sexually... to act as submissive on command... to know how it is to serve as submissivetake a look at my profile and blog. i am sure you will like what you see there. exspecially my bdsm related p

Dead White Man....
Okay damn, I know I have Irish ancestry, Russian, Scottish and several other "Caucasian" races but I am seriously doubting the correctness of this look alike thing..Um yea I look most like Patrick Swayze...wtf LMAO So I look like dead white man? Justin timberlake? Okay we have the same name but I do not look like a skinny white guy Damn I look like a white man? WTF haha

Insecurities
Everybody has 'em. Not everybody makes 'em other people's problem though. It is for the above reason that not too many days ago, I was told I should "play it ditzier and dumber"...you know, so men didn't feel inadequate. It is for the above reason that people manipulate, lie and cheat...and then use the other person as their excuse for their action. It is for the above reason that people on the receiving end of domestic abuse blame themselves...because the abuser makes sure they know it's their fault...they don't understand, they make them feel bad...blah blah fucking blah. It is the above you see in action every bloody day on this website and, yes gasp, in actual real life. People making other people feel bad because they can't live with themselves. And yes, it is very different from calling someone on their bullshit. Own your actions. Own the consequences. Or fuck off.

The Winning Submission:
Helly was desperate. And - not in her usual desperate way. She knew she couldn’t go down to the local community college and pick up a virgin to solve her dilemma, as she so often did in the past. No -this was different. This was serious. She had the best of intentions. Her mom wanted her to buy a house. Real Estate means security. Mom knew baby girl couldn’t count on her amazing tits to bail her out of trouble indefinitely. Helly bought a dream home. Here she was, sitting alone in the living room of the 6 bedroom Victorian she’d signed for two months ago. Interest rates skyrocketed and the adjustable rate mortgage had quickly doubled in payment. The realization that the mortgage was beyond her ability & the forecast of even higher rates, settled on her like a dark cloud. She knew she had to act. She mummed for advice. Fubar never let her down in the past. The fubarians advised her to take in boarders, collect rent, and maintain the home. It was a close vote. Sell

Auction Winnings One - Pie And Peacey
Someone please remind me to kick Boops' arse for this? Thanks. Soooo Pietaster gets: 1min of calling him a cocksucker 3 great things about America...without sarcasm Peacey gets: 1min rant entitled 'why Hellyion should be blocked ending in a booboopeedoo' Helly appears to have SWANNED THE HELL OFF, so here goes: Three great things about America 1. Dr Seuss. I think he's yours. I hope he's yours. If he's not this list is going downhill fast. Fuggit, I'm rewriting history and giving him to you if he's not. Dr Seuss has made more people laugh than any other person I can name. Best person ever. He's yours. Even if ya don't want him. 2. George Washington. Also yours. Pretty sure on that. One of the greatest minds, and human beings, to ever live. SHUP about his teeth already, he gave you a country. And I'd put him up against that weedy Abe Lincoln any day of the week. Some men are great regardless of their time, some men are made great by their time. Washington is the former, Lin

The Bitch Buys Credits With Her Welfare Money
I just wanted to say that the people that buy credits with welfare money are despicable trailer trash. And above being lezzies preying on scorned women that are vulnerable is the lowest form of insensitivity. And to boot, they use it to purchase pimp hands to temporarily silence those people that call their hand and do not agree with their disgusting life style.

Break Up Cake.
So it's obvious things aren't working out with the latest lady friend. She didn't actually make the full 90 days. That being said I'm still not mature enough to talk about the relationship with her which of course makes break ups awkward. roK said I can't do it by text but if I want I could hire a singing break up telegram gorilla. I imagine they're everywhere in The Village. Then in a fit of pure brilliance, she came up with the "break up fudge cake" (chicks dig cake), but we figure only gives me about 5 words. Any suggestions?

Hi.
Now that my blog is friends only (so my bouncer bitching doesn't get me blog banned, or worse), you can have these: Yahoo: theamandamentality (@yahoo.com) Skype: theamandamentality (@gmail.com) I'll probably go public again when I've buried this nice and deep. [That's what she said.]

So If There's Going To Be A "rapture" Why Isn't It On Sunday?
God might be omnipotent and all-powerful, but the way He's been so hands-off with this planet for so long, I would think the most efficient way of rounding up His followers would be to wait until Sunday, when they're all in church. Unless! Unless He's not interested in any of those people. (don't mind me, I'm a blasphemous agnostic with a juvenille tendency to mock things)

~~blowjobs~~
THIS IS GONNA BE A SET OF BLOGS THAT WE WILL DO IN SECTIONS~~~*I WANT TO SAY THAT I ENJOY GIVING BLOWJOBS AS LONG AS THE MAN IM GIVING THEM TOO I REALLY LIKE !!~~~BECAUSE THEN I REALLY HAVE TO WANT HIM TO FEEL GOOD SO I TRY MY BEST AND MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT SO I CAN SEE THE PLEASURE IN HIS FACE AS I MAKE HIM CUM !!!~~~I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT BLOWJOBS DO YOU LIKE THEM ~~BEFORE SEX???? ~~DURING SEX INBETWEEN POSITIONS???? ~~OR FINISH IT OUT WITH SUCKING THE CUM OUT YA DICK????? ~~AND DO YOU PREFER TO SQUIRT IT ON SOMEONE OR THEM SWALLOW IT?????? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SORRY IF THIS IS TOO DIRTY BUT I FELT LIKE THESE ARE QUESTIONS THAT WOMEN WANT ANSWERED AND ALL MEN PROBABLY HAVE DIFFERENT PREFERENCES ,, SO LET ME KNOW WHAT YA LIKE?????~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My Friends Are Awesome!!
JUST A QUICK THANK YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO HELPED ME WIN MY CONTEST FOR THE HAPPY HOUR!!!YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!!I LOVE YOU ALL!!! MY HAPPY HOUR IS SCHEDULED FOR THURSDAY THE 27TH AT 8PM EASTERN TIME...MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ♥BABYGIRL♥

Tips For Fubar Survival.
....so I'm bored and need something to write...Things have been pretty much quiet around here these days, so at least I've seen and noticed, which is usually a good thing I guess, until the quiet gives way to chaos...or better yet, something or someone finally blows up...recently I was contacted by someone that made a fake profile because they were intimidated to actualy come forward with linked proof and information that two of the top 10 scores on the site as well as another wanna-be bouncer & scripter are alledgedly cheating using programs and fake accounts or at least are aware of them being used on their pages. They (more than one after the first one, mind you) came to be under alias names because they were afraid to have me on their lists because of the fact that they were being actually threatened that they would be hacked by other members of that family that they were involved with. Imagine that? You can't have someone on your list because ... why is that again? .... that's rig

Asking For Stuff
You know i hate when people ask me for stuff. I really do. But its ok to hate me back cause HINT HINT Me wants one damnit.... God, i have sunk lower than i ever have before. No i havent.... Wait till Happy Hour before giving me my plane. There, thats the lowest. Hehe Hate me? I do. :P

Da Freaks...dey Want Me!
Ok again had to save this convo somewhere since it cracked me up so here it is. BTW if you are reading this keep in mind I have never talked to this chick ever! ->candy_88: I was too actually candy_88: i was serious thanks ->candy_88: How big is that vibrator? You running it all the way inside of you? ->candy_88: Well it tastes like pennies...I know...big let down right there but to this day I can never look at the change from McDonalds the same ya know. candy_88: damn i have to use my vibrator again candy_88: yea but have you ever eatin a woman and she squirted i'm curious how it tasted i get into watchin porn and thats my fav squirters and it looks like urine i know they say its not but what do u think ->candy_88: I live in Indiana hun so your a lil ways away from me candy_88: so you live where ->candy_88: squirten's hot....nothin wrong with that at all candy_88: yea i squirt sometimes too so you better wear a raincoat ->candy_88: cotton in my ears huh? B

Just Lost A Friend.
I just got a shout that said "thanks for being my friend and never getting to know me". This person NEVER said anything to me. They'd come to my page and do nothing. I honestly forgot that they were on my list. I'd started to think that they were just some bar tab stalker. Anyone that really knows me, knows that I'm not one to start a conversation. I'll be more than happy to talk to you if you start it though. Doesn't mean I don't like you, just the way I am. I don't really know why this person is getting to me. I need to realize that there are people that are like me and they don't really start conversations first. I'm getting that with Mel, lol. I start conversations with her. [sigh]

The Daily News
misterfeet and aliendogstar will ekick your ass if i tell them too shawty apparently would bang me if i get a mohawk i hate the mumms now and candi is mental aaaaaaaaaaand i love you ps cocaine is vitamins for hotel soap oh yes and John is my baby daddy

I Iz Point Whoring :o
This Saturday (2/28) I will have another cherry bomb so if you would like an album bombed just let me know. I iz point whoring since I haven't been on much lately. But I did quit smoking!! Yay me. If you know of anyone that will have auto 11's Saturday please let me know or just shout me on Saturday. Hope everyone is well and I will see you all this weekend. xoxoxo, Trish

Because Someone Told Me To
So during a conversation in the MUMMs, someone suggested I do this. Out of pure curiousity... Who wants a weird, fucked-up, insane Englishman staying with them later in the summer when he goes over to the US for a hopefully extensively long holiday?

Randomness V2
I was looking at the happy hour and the first thing that popped in my head was.... "She's old...there is NO way her body looks like that" You'd think with as much money as she spends on here, she'd have enough friends. She wouldn't have to have someone edit her face on another person's body. Another thing....she's fuMarried, to her "R/L" boyfriend....this makes no sense to me at all. He's half her age. I mean it does kind of make sense. He's using her. My status isn't working out for me. I haven't gotten one offer, lol. That's fine though. I wouldn't pay the $50 bucks to be "married" to me either. I'm sending my laptop back tomorrow. I'll be gone, at the least, a week. Knowing Dell, it will be a month and a half. Maybe my Mom will let me on her computer some. I doubt it. I honestly think they think I have no clue what I'm doing with computers. Just try not to miss me too much, lol.

The Becoming!
FRUIT WARS: The Becoming! a long long time ago (like 20 min ago) In a Small Patch Far Far Away (a Bulletin by AsH.Weenie) A War Began (The Fruit Wars) One Day Lady Watermellon Arose From a Shelter Underground That she was Hiding in Since a Previous War Between The Fruits. As She Glanced around her surroundings She Ponders "WTF Dammit WHere is Everyone" Within A second Later. The Evil Stealth Banana Jumps From a Tree And Attacks The Watermellon (ooooo Big Fight Scene!! lol) they fight and battle it out (All Matrixy And Shit lol) And The Banana Says To the Watermellon "Join Me on the chemically Enhanced Fruit Side! Or Be Killed!" (THe Bad Side) The Watermellon Thinks For a Minute and a Loud Pop Noise Is Echo'ed Around Them And The Watermellon Rolls Away! to Later Meet Up WIth Her Friends!... The Banana Goes Back to the Bad Side and Ponders With His Evil Warrior Fruits!.. Banana: Freezie Pop Watermellon: AsH.Weenie Mango: theresnosafetyontheseguns Apple: FEISTY

Saying How I Feel
I wanna vent a little bit. I have been in several real life debates lately about some of these issues. I wat to also say thisis NOT an invite for a republicanvs dems showdown I am politically consrvative..but I am rather liberal when it comes to social issues. I am for gay marriage..I feel they should be able to because quite frankly our government should be more concerned about people sneaking into our country and mooching than who is fucking who behind closed doors. I also feel that the goevernment should not have a say over a womans uterus. I ALSO wana ask why religion is such a fucking factor in the government. It is bullshit. Religion is yet another thing they should not be worried about..as not everyone carries the same religous views so how is it in any way pertinent. I am done with the rant..just had to get it out there BTW (h) you fuckers ;)

Dana V
So... Once again I'm muzzled. Got globals yanked, which I could deal with. But along with globals my ability to even comment in MuMMs is likewise gone. This renders the site utterly useless to me for entertainment purposes. I'm restricted to SB, and creating friends only MuMMs, Bulletins, or Blogs. And once I create one, I can't even follow up comment on my own shit. So my little friends list, do I.. Ride it out this time to see how long it takes to be restored, and just not mess with Fubar that much until I'm cleared Or Delete myself yet again and create Dana V

Alopecia
Yoni Wolf, formerly known as 'Why?, was a member of cLOUDDEAD, and is a founding member of the band that bears his former moniker. 'Alopecia' is the third album the band's released. Mixing hip-hop, electronica, folk and indie-rock, it's got to be one of my all-time favorite albums. If you ever read any of my blogs and think "Hmm, I might listen to that thing kins likes", then I implore you to try this cos it's freaking excellent.

Nsfw Images On Comments, Blogs, Mumms, Profiles, Etc!
If you are posting PORN or overly NSFW comment tags on people's profile you will be either deleted or suspended from leaving comments for a week. If you have multiple accounts, we will suspend all of your accounts and/or delete you. This is clearly posted on the site. NSFW content must be marked. Comments, blogs, bulletins, stash, etc, etc. fall under this. If you are reading this blog because you are getting an error message when you post comments, bulletins, blogs, etc, I would rethink about the content you're posting. You are suspended for violating this policy. You are more than welcome to put your favorite NSFW content in a photo album and mark it NSFW. If you are a repeat offender, your profile will be deleted. The majority of people here do not want to be forced to look at soft porn when cruising the site. If you see someone who is abusing their comment privs, please report to a bouncer.

Light Him On Fire?
InnerRage: lol j/kSuga LipsTM: wow dude..InnerRage: lol ya baby girl i got your vics....Suga LipsTM: uh wow..you own the Vicks company?InnerRage: its all good i know i got your medicine for that cough.....Suga LipsTM: this is a joke, right?InnerRage: baby girl its all good i know what you like though....Suga LipsTM: um...you are?InnerRage: baby you know im doing more than that....Suga LipsTM: umm..are you talking to me?InnerRage: maybe not in the world but i can light your fire...... He wrote some lame hot or not MuMM and then got in my box.

Hilarity Ensues...
“To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.” You can find some really funny and idiotic quotes online. I was thinking about taking a break from here, but that seems silly. It helps get me through my work day. I probably won't be on much at night. No real reason to anymore. You might see me if I get inspired to do one of my culture blogs. At least I can still take inspiration from it. The world is a silly place. I need to listen to that voice in my head more often. It's always right...it sees far more keenly than my eyes. it would leave me less full of holes. Pardon my vagaries...I'm not in the best of moods right now. Talking about it is not an option...because there's only one person I want to talk to. Only one person with the answers to my questions...and I doubt that I could trust those answers. And I hate t

Ten Things Guys Wish Women Knew
Courtesy of Chris Pine...who happens to be the new Captain Kirk. This guy: It's a damn good thing he's pretty, because he is pretty fucking dumb. But geez, look at those eyes, that chin...you'll all still want to fuck him even after reading this. And I don't blame you. I'd fuck the shit out of Paris Hilton. And that's pretty much fucking a human blow up doll. It's probably safer fucking the blow up doll though. Anyway, this was in Cosmopolitan magazine and a friend posted it on Facebook. So no, I didn't get it from Cosmo myself...my subscription ran out. My comments are in bold. Feel free to add your own. I'd be interested in what the ladies think of his insights. 1. "Approaching girls in bars terrifies us. It sort of feels like a no-win situation. Like, we know we're already paddling upstream because she assumes, 'Oh, he thinks I'm cute. I win.' And where does that leave us?" I seriously doubt any woman thinks that. Most are flattered and happy that you ac

Kaleidoscope
Someone set me down a random path today. Well, more random than my usual ramblings. My random may have caused this setting of said random path. Pretzels are not yucky. I wasn't planning to blog today. I have some larger blog ideas planned, but I have no plan of attack. When I start writing a larger pre-conceived blog I tend to meander and forget exactly when I'm supposed to stop writing. If I try writing it ahead of time instead of just starting and going where it takes me it usually sucks. I'm a really good idea person, I just suck at the execution. I don't think I could ever write a novel. I struggle with short stories. And I never like those enough to share them. They always sound like something I've read before. The cleaning guy is obnoxious. He just sneezed and said "God Bless You" to himself. I think that's against the rules. Religion is a trap. Gnaw your goddam legs off people. That last sentence made me think of the Saw movies. *flogs myself* I don't wanna d

Blame That Bish Witchie....
I was reading everyone elses blogs.....I wasnt sure if i should do one bit here goes...(you know the rules) 1. I love to watch porn like normal people watch tv. 2. I have THE WORST fear of rejection ever...It almost borders on paranoia 3. I miss New York City.( i was born and raised in Brooklyn) 4. I love sports...Basketball football..et al. 5. I love to people watch. 6. No matter how ugly people think themselves to be, i try and find inner beauty in all things 7. My favorite food is pasta made in all forms. 8. I love to push the limits during a sexual encounter..(choking, slapping, pulling hair..etc)...I like to come away more bruised than when i started...... 9. I hardly wear clothing inside my house...... 10. I listen to every form of music imaginable......You would be suprised at my musical tastes and i love to sing offkey....

Bad 24 Hours
So last night my kids were running around my room playing tag. They ran past the night stand and took out my Blackberry. Now it won't charge and the screen is cracked. This morning I go to start my laptop and get the Blue Screen of Death. Turns out the motherboard fried during last night's thunder storms when the power surged. All of my pictures and music on that computer are gone. Back up people!! A few minutes ago my ex-brother in law stops by with his kids and yellow lab. The dog slams in to the entertainment center and knocks down the 56" flat screen....SMASH!!!!! Screen is shattered. He's going to buy me a new one but it will be a few weeks since he's broke right now. Verizon still hasn't figured out why the home phone isn't working. The people I bought this place from still had a rotary phone system so they might have to dig up the yard and install new cables. If one more thing goes wrong I'm taking hostages!!!

Smash Boobs
You know who's awesome? (Besides YOU of course. ;)) That mandaSMASH lady. She's super fantastically amazingly awesome. :D You should rate her. She might show you some boobs if you do. (I can't guarantee they'll be hers, but still--they're boobs.) So, yeah...rate her HOARS!!

Strange Fu-happenings
Something strange is going on in fu-land lately...alien invasion, perhaps? Mel is whoring and trying to become blast queen and dethrone Misfit. J is now whoring. Helly is being NICE. Sproet is being a bitch. Misfit sent me a friend request with a love note in the message. Misfit added me to her family and I expect a fu-proposal soon (sorry DP.) I am very scared for my fu-life at this point. There Lord, I blogged, are you happy? Mr. Adorable: it's SODA!!!!!

Celebrating Mom!
If you have been a friend of mine for at least a year, you might remember me losing my mother last October. This Saturday, Oct. 16, will mark the 1st anniversary of her passing after an almost 12 year battle against breast cancer. How ironic that she passed during breast cancer awareness month. I think about her often and remember, as if it was yesterday, watching her take her last breath in my family room with everyone who loved her at her bedside. She was the toughest person, not just woman, I have EVER known. One of the things she insisted upon until her final days was to enjoy life. With that being said, I will try to do just that by running a famp, rang, and auto 11's on Saturday to remember and CELEBRATE her life. Please stop by to say hello as this is the first time I will be running all three together AND might even throw in a bombing at some point during the day. Thank you for reading this and IT IS TIME A CURE IS FOUND FOR THIS HORRIFIC DISEASE!

Sexually Superior?!?!?!?!
Today's set up.... We all know the type... The person that LOVES to talk about how amazing they will sex you. Now, Im talking about the person that you have random unimportant conversations with. Not someone you are interested in, have gotten to know, and then move onto sexual exploration conversations. These arent the convos where you are trying to find out what your interest likes and dislikes. Im talking about the dude/chick that will shout you or you happen to run into at the coffee house... and after the customary hellos, they ALWAYS find away to get their sexual talents brought up. You try to ignore it or even laugh it off and try to move onto another subject, but for these people their incredible sexin is their main topic. Online, they may write blogs about it. They love to tell you how they are far superior to all the other men/women you have been with. OK, now that i have explained who todays topic is about..... Have you ever given this person a chance? Does this t

The Worst Futard I've Seen Around Here In Quite Some Time..
You know. I've seen a lot of crazy around here over the years. And every now and then, you get someone so mindless and stupid and downright abusive to people that it just needs to be addressed. -Again-. Apparently people don't talk anymore unless it's about who's fucking blinging who, who's shit is faved, who's cheating on who with what and being shady and shit with Family Famp Adds. Apparently people don't look out for each other anymore. Everyone seems to just be out for themselves for the most part, with rare exceptions. This is the reality around here for what seems to be quite some time now. This bullshit climate around here allows people like the one featured in the link below (no, unlike the past, you can't say names of people in your blogs, in case anyone didn't realize this...so don't blame me or think I'm being too fucking nice..I'm not, I'm just playing by the "new" rules around here..) to run fucking wild. Why? Because most everyone's priorities are completely fucked up, th

Miss Elaine E. Uss
I hope that, in the end, I’ll have led a soundtrack-worthy life.No Danny Elfman, please. Howard Shore or Hans Zimmer if you will. I’m sure John Williams is booked. I like My Chemical Romance. I don’t understand not enjoying some good music just because people think I should be wearing eyeliner and cutting myself if I do. The Black Parade is a brilliant concept album...people get too caught up on the surface of things. People shout emo, but all I hear is the obvious influence that Bowie and Queen had on these guys. Teenage angst in similar forms has always existed...only the fashion has really changed. It’s kinda nice watching history take place, as bloody as it may be. The Middle East has finally hit puberty and we really have the internet and Facebook to thank for it. Young people in the Middle East are really no different than young people anywhere else. They want to be free, to have fun...they were just isolated by dictators and aristocracies that

Number Two
I just returned from my second 5k walk... I had 3 personal goals. 1. Finish 2. Under an hour 3. Not to be last. I did the first two, I was last though. But I will say this...the amount of support I got as I neared the finish line was heart warming, it made tears well up in my eyes. People who cheered me on after they finished running it and I was just finishing lap one, were there for my finish...it made my chest tight...which meant I needed my inhaler LOL My nephew walked with me for the first 2.6 miles, then I let him run the rest while I walked...and he was amazing...he came back and cheered for me and walked to the finish with me :) I am blessed. Maybe a hair insane too, cardio kick boxing class in in and hour LOL Go big or stay home, right? My time for the first 5k was 1:03.54....this one was 59.34...If I keep shaving 4 min off I will be running them in no time :D Pardon my pride, but I am mighty freakin pleased with myself. I went from sedintary to finishing a

A Friend Turned Stalker... Within A Matter Of Mins,lol ( Im Ariesbabe- Jade, And He Is Caliitali420 Aka Italian Stallion)
caliitali420 (7:15:08 PM): caliitali420 (7:16:10 PM): i wont bother next time im you ...........bye AriesBabe1984 (7:16:17 PM): huh AriesBabe1984 (7:16:18 PM): ? AriesBabe1984 (7:16:24 PM): wats wrong? caliitali420 (7:16:53 PM): i just said i wont bother iming you next time cuz u never wanna talk so i wont waste me time is all caliitali420 (7:17:05 PM): night AriesBabe1984 (7:17:08 PM): i do talk,. but when im on during the day im at work AriesBabe1984 (7:17:17 PM): and when im at work, i cant talk much AriesBabe1984 (7:17:20 PM): i have to work AriesBabe1984 (7:17:30 PM): and now im home, and i have been talking AriesBabe1984 (7:17:37 PM): but im also doing other things caliitali420 (7:17:48 PM): u havent been talking to me ive been waiting AriesBabe1984 (7:18:02 PM): and ur nice 2 chat too... but u keep saying, id sleep better if u were here..... caliitali420 (7:18:28 PM): ok AriesBabe1984 (7:18:31 PM): well.. ive been at work.... and i feel tired AriesBabe1984 (7:1

My Sons Life Depends On It...please Read....this Is No Joke!!!
Appointment with doctor went well...Change in plans as they cannot put my son on the donor list we have to find a live donor....Can you please help me to get the word out here....The surgery will take place in about 6 months..It will be done like no other ever preformed...Normal kidney transplants kidneys stay in the body...With Shawn they have to remove them as his kidneys are his disease...They will then put the new kidney in the front versus the back...The surgery being prefomed is referred to as an unconventional surgery being as it has never been attempted and therefore it is really expermental...My son is the oldest alive with this disease and the doctors are amazed at that..They beleive that if we remove the kidneys from his body it will work but because he is not in kidney failure he will be needing a live donor....Please help me by reposting to all your friends..I just dont know what to do or how to go about all this so I am asking Jesus to please guide my fingers and to pleas

Contest Over!!!!
AIGHT, SO WITH 69,633 TOTAL COMMENTS. WHICH IS THE COMBINED TOTAL OF 34,733 FRIEND COMMENTS, 2200 IN RATE COMMENTS DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHY ONLY GOT 22 RATES, AND 30,000 IN BRIBES COMMENTS FROM HER HARDCORE FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND FANS. BRIBES INCLUDING PICS, .WAV FILES, AND ONE KICK ASS BOTTLE OF RUM!!!! THE WINNER OF THE "MY FRIENDS ARE MORE HARDCORE THAN YOURS!!" CONTEST IS.... RAZZAMAPPLE!!!!!! CONGRATS AND SHIT, YOUR FRIENDS RULE!!! NOW BEFORE ANY OF THE REST OF YOU CAN BITCH, WHICH I KNOW A FEW OF YOU ARE GOING TO DO, REMEMBER THIS WAS MY CONTEST. I DON'T GO BY CHERRYTAP GUIDELINES FOR MY CONTESTS, SO DEAL WITH IT. EVERYONE ELSE GETS A CORVETTE SO ENJOY!! THANKS FOR A KILLER CONTEST, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE RESULTS DELETE ME. THE REST OF YOU ALL PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND ROCKING IN KEY WEST!!!

The Real Crisis Of Today's America.
here's something a little more normal and alot more real for you all to take in, it's not Fu related so if you came here for that, sorry... ..this has been out of control for quite some time now and isn't going to end any time soon. The high cost of fuel is responsible for higher prices for just about everything that needs to be transported or created that we consume. From that plastic water bottle to that loaf of bread that we eat. It seems as though the doomsayers who predicted this would happen about 10 years ago were correct in their assumptions about this very thing. And it's not just here, it's worldwide. ..combine that with the corruption of the politicians, and the need and greed of large corporate America, once the safe haven for job security in this country that has outsourced 75% of its' jobs in the midwest "Rust Belt" out to Mexico and overseas. It makes things very, very diffucult. Folks, we are headed for the 2nd Great Depression. If you're reading this you

Our First Visit To A New Park (true Story) (straight)
First Visit to a New Park "True Story" (straight) After a few visits to the same park, we agreed to meet at a new park, which we had talked about. She didn’t want to go to the same park, too often as a couple, with her being married too. Once at the park, we drove into the park a couple miles. We left our cars at a pull off and walked down a path. The path wound along a creek, for half a mile or so. Seeing a nice big sand bar across the creek, we took off our shoes to wade across. She had brought a blanket, which we spread over the ground. I pulled off my shirt and laid down on my back. She laid down next to me and snuggled up close, cuddling and kissing. After a while, she moved to sit on top of me, at my waist. I reached up slipping her dress over her head. She surprised me, by wearing a new pair of Blue Lace panties, which she bought just for today. I pulled her face to mine, kissing her. She moved her kissing to my neck, then down to my shoulders and across my chest. She kep

Cocks
WOrking nights all alone, I have tons of "me" time, and recently I've started trying to figure out my emotional distancing from people, and my attitude towards men. I have a most loving and wonderful husband in the world that I would give my arm for, and yet I am still indifferent to his sweetness. ANd I think I have figured out why...I can't treat him like shit. While I have never been burnt or hurt by men, I have encountered a lot of entitled, selfish assholes. I felt it was my duty to put them into their place, let them know they are not special, not all that, not flawless. I would go out with a guy, make snippy remarks about his bragging, let him know that I think and know that he is a lowly dog, and try to ruin his self esteem one by one. Once I went out with a guy that was in his 20s, and a lil spoiled brat. He whined about me being mean to him, and I told him that I want to treat him like a dog that he is. He was trying to sweet talk me ofcourse, but that didnt wor

Starting Fresh
Just want to clear the air. I couldn't keep up with all my real friends because I had too many "extra" people on my friends list. And it was too much trouble to weed people out so I decided to start fresh. And I wanted to make sure I had fanned all of my good friends so it was easier to start over. Now I know I have rated and fanned my friends. No, I'm not mad at anyone. I'm trying to add everyone back, but please feel free to send me a friend request. If you're reading this then I'm certain I want you on my list, I just probably haven't gotten to your page yet. Thank you for being understanding. I don't expect anything out of the ordinary. If you don't want me back on your list, that is understandable. I'm not going to force anyone or twist any arms. haha I really do ♥ my fu-friends.

Hahaha!
Larry Flynt Sues Nephews For Putting Family Name On "Inferior" Porn Posted 7 hrs ago Go get em Larry....how does one define "inferior porn" Source: huffingtonpost.com Quote: "LOS ANGELES - Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt has sued two of his nephews for selling their own line of adult movies under the same family name. Flynt accuses the nephews of producing pornographic films that are "inferior products" and "knockoff goods." Flynt said he filed the lawsuit Monday in U.S. District Court to protect his family name in the industry. "To come into the adult entertainment business and use my name not only confuses people who buy my products, but if..." Full story at huffingtonpost.com

Go Steelers!!
Hurray! I got my homework done in plenty of time to enjoy the super bowl. Wanna know how sad and pathetic I am? I will be sitting in my apartment watching the game by myself. Yeah, I have no life. I'm trying to decide if I should bust out the one person snacks or not. I was going to make some popcorn or have some chips and salsa. I had another reason to writing this blog, but I already forgot. Oh, I was thinking of busting out the liquor and getting blasted! haha just kidding. I think I might make a margarita or two. Ohhh and I can have my burritos and chips and salsa. This plan is coming together well! Can someone please entertain me. I'm terribly bored since I got my work done so quickly. And GO STEELERS!

It Would Be Nice If You Were A Little Less Insane.
Girl: Sugar? Sugar: Yes? Girl: You fucking cunt whore Girl: why did you feel it necesary to fuck with X? Girl: Cos you have a complex Girl: I'm just curious. Girl: Why you did it. Sugar: I contacted X because I suspected he might be my ex. Sugar: And I figured that, even if he wasn't, well, it was still worth writing. There are only a handful of good writers on the site. It's nice to meet them. Girl: was he? Girl: you ass cunt Girl: you knew he was my boyfriend Girl: and you wanted to fuck that up Girl: I hope you fucking die alone. Sugar: I wasn't aware that there was a rule against writing to people who have boyfriends. Girl: yes, there is. Sugar: or, *girlfriends. Girl: Was he your ex Sugar: Hrm? Girl: anser Girl: ,andwer Sugar: Are you asking if X is my ex? Girl: you cunt Sugar: If that's the question, no, I don't think X is my ex. Girl: if you dare to ever come around to my blog again Girl: I will fucking find a way to ruin you Girl: you use people Gir

Applications For Valentines
I'm taking applications for Valentines day. It must be in the form of a salute. Be creative and tell me why you want to be my Valentine!! The most imaginative salute gets to be my Valentine and also gets a gift from me! So get with it people!!!! Deadline is Feb 13th!!!

What Happened Last Night?
I'm seriously asking what happened on here last night..if anything. I wasn't feeling well at all yesterday, and after working, I felt worse. I ate my dinner around 6:30 and thought to myself, 'I'll just take a little nap'. That didn't happen, I ended up sleeping until 9 this morning. Yes, that's only 8 minutes ago. I still feel like crap and feel like I could go back to sleep, but I'm not going to do that. I think I got enough sleep to last me days. What I really need to do is cough really good. Right now I'm coughing but it's like I can't ever cough hard enough. Still feels like I have something stuck in it. [sigh] I also think I should go make some coffee and then take my medicine. I'm suppose to take it twice a day, but seeing as I slept most of yesterday, I only took it once.I love you She-ra!!!♥

Fucksplats,cuntdribbles And Religion
i have a cabling job today in a seventh day adventist church and school if anyone reading this has any religious tendencies, put in a word for me so the ceiling doesn`t collapse on me when i walk in the building thank you

Hindsight's A Bitch
You know when you get in to a habit of never doing something, even when you know you should, and it always coming back to haunt you when you don't? I'm that way with stretching before exercise, never do it though I know I should. So here I am after 4 hours of football with a groin that feels like it's turned to mush, on both sides. Ever try to limp when both legs aren't functioning? It doesn't go well let me tell you.

Lyrics
Bored, and listening to music, so here's the deal. Here are the opening lyrics to the next 5 songs that randomly played. no picking and choosing by me. If you get any of them without cheating, you're a genius (unless they turn out to be easy ones). Good luck. #1 "See the stone set in your eyes, See the thorn twist in your side" U2 - With Or Without You (As said by Pedro) #2 "When you're taught through feelings[x4]" Lacuna Coil - Swamped #3 "Here I go out to see again, The sunshine fills my hair" Black - Wonderful Life #4 "Don't Tell me what's in, Tell me how to write" Dream Theater - As I Am #5 "Beautiful - yet dangerous, Thermogenic luminous" Type O Negative - Pyretta Blaze

I Am Green
Values:Intellectual AchievementsLogicCompetencyJoys:Personal AchievementIdeasMeeting ChallengesStrengths:ConfidenceLogicalProblem-solverNeeds:AutonomyTruth & FactsAccuracyFrustrations:UnfairnessIncompentenceNonsense RulesAt work you are conceptual and an independent thinker. For you work is play. You are drawn to constant challenge in career, and like to develop models, explore ideas, or build systems to satisfy your need to deal wth the innovative. Once you have perfected an idea you prefer to move on leaving the project to be maintained and supported by othersIn love you prefer to let your head rule tour heart. You dislike repetition, so it is difficult for you to continuously express your feelings. You beleive that once feelings are stated, they are obvious to a partner. You are uneasy when your emotions control you. You want to establish a relationship, leave it to maintain itself, and turn your energies back to your career.In childhood you appeared to be older than your years and

Blah Blah
Had my endoscopy yesterday doc found 2 "curious spots" that he biopsied...after asking me annoying questions He asked this "so they are pretty sure you have true lupus?" as opposed to fucking wha? The fake kind? and yeah after 5 years of testing positive for it I am pretty sure that is what I have then he asked "so you have had definite joint involvement" again wtf and when he asked which organs were involved..and I said my Central nervous system and kidneys..he says. well that is really only one organ I wanted tostab the mother fucker he is lucky he gave me the Versed quickly *end rant* PS where is drill I need to abuse someone

Possibly My Last Blog (contact Info Inside)
For all of you who don't know, my life was on its way to being repaired and straightened out. I went from stealing cars multiple times a week to steal Anhydrous Ammonia to cook drugs and sell them, stealing and selling computers and a few weapons, to doing nothing more than sitting at my home, and maybe going out occasionally to have a few drinks. I started working at Bell Sports in Rantoul, IL. I worked there for about a year. During the time i worked there, i met a girl who, not exactly instantly, but pretty close to it, came to enjoy the company of. We ended up moving into the same apartment complex, where we talked and rode together to work (before i was fired), and became friends. We loaned eachother money, we talked a lot, we hung out, we ate dinner, we watched tv together, just like friends typically do. There was never any attraction, we were just friends. She had a man and three children. Her man of course was a deadbeat cokehead, much like the previous one. But he was alrigh

Zombieland
Well, I was fortunate enough to score passes to a special screening of "ZOMBIELAND" tonight. I have to admit, I originally had no desire to see this film... ...but hey, it's FREE so why not? I'm glad I went. I was pleasantly suprised Now, I'm not a big "gore" fan, and the opening credits had PLENTY of it! Slow-motion shots of zombies eating flesh, chasing folks, and even a naked saggy tittied bloody zombie...in slow-mo... This was when I was thinking to myself, "Yep, another movie I'll be leaving halfway through..." Fortunately, the opening wasn't reflective of the rest of the movie. Sure, there was your mandatory zombie-brain exploding every now and then, but what I was TRULY shocked about this movie was it's humor... Woody Harrelson and the young kid playing the lead did an OUTSATANDING job. And I have to say bravo to the writers, I LOVE a quotable movie, and this fits the bill!!! I don't want to give away anything, so I'll keep my mouth shut (though look for the Twinkies

Juicy Rumors
not really. So, I have this friend that I met a while ago through a VERY weird craigslist involved scenario. He is basically a 49 year old male RF, and is a total riot to hang out with. Being HUGE into various pranks, we really have a blast at other peoples' expense. THe time is usually spent riding his Harley and looking for trouble. With me cheating in the past, I introduced him to my hubby so he would be sure that there's nothin goin on. We had fun hang out all together, and hubbys noticed how much me and A are alike (thats NOT a good thing; if you are like me, that means you have all sorts of issues), so it entertained him. Well, I left my jacket in A's car last time we hung out, and...his wife found it. They had a big talk, and he told his wife the WHOLE TRUTH about us. Which is that we are nothing but friends and havoc buddies. He does shit behind her back that she SHOULD be concerned about, but in our case, he is tellin the truth, and nothin but...he has been with her

Is There.....
Is there truely a man,that can see past what i want them to see.Is there a man that canlove me for being just me?not for what i look likebut see what is in my heart.Is there a man that can lookin my eyes and see the hungerthat is there.The hunger to just be held.cuddledbe told that im beautiful,and the man really mean itnot just telling me to gain access to other parts of my bodyIs there a man thatcan love me for just menot what they think they can get from me..not a man that will usenot one that will abuse.but a man that is a real manand will love me..

So Here
A minute ago i saw a status message stating "my wifey is awesome" and i decided instantly that i would like to shank that person. in the face. if ever i am stupid enough to get married again, someone please take me out, get me drunk, and put me in a room with a band until i've changed my mind... if i ever decide to marry someone who referes to me as his wifey, go ahead and shoot me. all hope of recovering my sanity will be gone at that point. i am now roommate free. no more exhusbands and their former girlfriends living in this house. the silence is more than golden. yay for walking around however i please again. please, for the love of fuck, someone talk some sense into me should this option ever present itself again. i tried to take a nap earlier but i was interrupted way too many times. it made me ill. this is why i need someone to nap with. they will be in charge of interruptions. i have facebook. i get facebook updates on my phone. i hate when someone posts a lengthy s

Dear Cinnabon Corporation - I'm On To You!!
Anyone who’s watched my blog for long enough knows how much I dearly love airports and airplanes. The security lines … the crowds … the guy that hogs my 1/8th inch of armrest … but really it’s the overwhelming smells and the festering cauldron of germs that just seals the deal for me.Last month, while layed over in O’Hare for a couple of hours, I was reveling in the Friday evening business rush to get home. There were plenty of people to aimlessly cross in front of my path while dragging their oversized luggage behind. There were others to sneeze down the back of my neck. And yet even more people to fill the narrow corridors with flatulence and other bodily induced odors.In other words – O’Hare be stank!!But as soon as you round the corner between terminal 1 and 2 something magical happens. The air stops smelling like the locker room of a Sumo wrestling tournament and starts smelling like baked bread. The funk of 1000 half-digested bur

The Ultimate Hotties Coc
Ultimate Hotties Code of Conduct PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!! 1. All Ultimate Hottie Prospects must have a verified salute and 10 recently updated pics of yourself 2. All Hotties Must Be Female NO EXCEPTIONS, and CAN NOT be a member of another all girls group on fubar. 3. Must sign the COC (code of conduct) agreement below as a comment o"I AGREE " in order to be placed into voting 4. Shout Box & Fu Mail must be open to all Officers for communications .You may be able to set your profile to friends only if you have added all officers this allows us to communicate with you when necessary. 5. We would like if you added RideR ChulA and the home page to your top friends or fam to show support for her and the homepage ,but is not required. 6. All new Hotties will be assigned a Team Leader who we ask to be placed in top friends but don't have to be in top 7, but would be nice so you can represent the Hotties for more exposure. Putting your Team Leader into Fa

What's In A Name?
I see so many names scrolling by describing the profile owner as sexy, beautiful, hot, or phenomenal (ok, thats a stretch since most of the people on here can't spell phenomenal) but when I click on their picture I find a busted toothless wonder staring back at me. Has someone put out a false memo to these people telling them that by creating an internet profile, they are automatically all 10’s? That the rules of physical beauty have been altered in some way to now include them? Mind you, I am a “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” kinda gal. I think most people have something beautiful about them, be it physical, intellectual, emotional, or otherwise… But I know that isn’t what most of these people are referring to. I also see a lot of crazy, demonic, wicked (takes a bow), and Master floating around, and wonder… “really”? I mean what makes these people think they are these things or was it just something catchy. “Well Raven, pe

Update To The Blog About The New Site Changes...
This is what Easter Weekend 2010 on Fubar.com will be remembered for more than anything else. Feel free to post your comments here regarding the changes, as I do not filter them. With that, I am also making some updates as to the previous communication blog I posted: I turned everything back on. It’s functionality and use will be limited by me personally, but that’s just my own personal preference. For those of you who use Face book ( I don’t) I guess it will be easier to use. I do have a myspace for free and open discussion as well, just do a search for username JohnnyDevil if you feel you cannot communicate here freely or have something else you wish to say. The thing in the earlier blog about “not replying to non bling messages.” That was in regards to the 713 furonas clogging up my inbox. Since that stopped , I will go back to using that system as well for communication. It will still be slow, so I hope no one gets offended if instead of a day or

The Contest Is Over!!
The contest is over!!! :D yay!! You all are incredibly amazing and I appreciate everything you did. I won the HH and the boomerang because of all of you. xoxo Taking time to thank people who kicked me in the ass and dragged me along when I didn't think I could win. *Hellyion *The fuchead *Icon *Sherry *Witchie *Ninja *Misfit *Rev *Dud *MMMHmmmm *Comfortably Numb *Liverjuice *Rioislovely *Jasmine *Imy

Changes. They Have To Happen.
SPEAK UP!! DONT TAKE SHIT!! things i always say to people, yet i take it everyday, so here goes. SO. it seems to be the week of rant blogs, but this was not triggered by them, this was triggered by things that happened this past weekend in my personal life. I was stuck in a very bad situation, that had the potential to get me hurt, or worse, but thats about all the detail i want to go into on here. Lets just say that watching peoples sanity crumble before my eyes, has put my brain into overdrive. I realize that i let alot of things go, that i shouldn't. im passive with people in my life to the point that im a fucking doormat. Saturday morning was the first time in my life that i called out a close friends bullshit. because that is what it was, pure bullshit. Shit did not have to go down the way it did. But everyone makes their own choices, and usually they dont stop to think how it affects the people around them. In relationships im the same way, i always have been. If som

Misfitisms...
feeling a lot better today...even after last nights spat of drama in poetics pics lol (wonder if it will rear its head here :s my man stalkers are serious) if you know nothing about me...the one thing you must know is. i am an extremely private person. having had a serious stranger stalker when i was 17 made me very aware of danger. this may have been a big factor in why i take privacy (mine and others) as seriously as i do. not saying if people want things public i have a problem doing that....i dont. i just dont trust easily my best subject in school was math until i discovered boys in grade 7. my best subject in school from kindergarten on was phys ed. i would have NEVER admited i was in any way form a jock...but i kinda was i have sprained both my ankles probably more than 10 times each as a child i find cocky people obnoxious. you really arent that special. oh sure i think people should have self esteem, but they should remember there is always someone better (whethe