Helly's blog: "stuff"

fair few of you farkers have been asking me where this whole medical mess stands typing it once is way easier than 10 times I still deal with pain daily the plus side is it stops me from nothing .... In fact standing can cause me horrible pain but throwing my leg over my head or crawling under shelves to haul out boxes of stock does not. If its gonna hurt there is nothing I can do to make it or stop it. I am an odd odd person. My last blood test showed a minor kidney function dive so I am back to letting them suck blood out of me every few days for now ....weeeeeeeeeeeee good times saw the let me look at your VaJayJay doc today .... we are finally going to take action and shove something in no no places to stop me from doing the monthly cycle thingy crap 2 to 3 times a month. Good news for you all and I think the prospect of a less bitchy Helly deserves major blingy blings and stuff. chop chop !! The big thing is finally a Doc has agreed witih me and I will undergo MINOR day surgery to do said mentioned stuff to me and to do some other word I am not even going to attempt to spell to check if I have endometriosis ( probably butchered the spelling sue me ) He fully agrees with me this is a definite possibility and should be ruled out. This will take place in 2 to 3 months now you know you lucky bastards who now get to picture me in stirrups isnt life grand ???