BLOKA's blog: "Ever Wonder??????????????"

1: Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin?

2: Why women can't put mascara on with their mouths closed?

3: Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

4: Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

5: Why do you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?

6: Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour,while dishwashing liquid is made from real lemons?

7: Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

8: Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

9: Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

10: Who tastes pet food when it has a "new improved" flavour?

11: Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

12: Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

13: Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

14: Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

15: Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

16: If con is the opposite of pro,is Congress the opposite of progress?

17: Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

18: In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity,her are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

A: on a Sears hairdryer; Do not use while sleeping.(and that's the only time you can work on your hair)?

B: On a bag of Fritos; You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.details inside.(the shoplifter special)?

C: On the bar of Dial soap;"Directions;use like regular soap." (and that would be how)?

D: On some frozen dinners;"Serving suggestion;Defrost" (but,it's just a suggestion).

E: On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding;" Product will be hot after heating" (...and you thought?????...)

F: On packaging for a Rowenta Steam Iron; "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save time?)

G: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine;"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of  construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) hmmm...

H: On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning; May cause drowsiness" (and...I'm taking this because????)

I: On most brand of Christmas Lights; "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to... what?)

J: On a Japanese food processor;"Not to be used for the other use." (Now..Can someone out there help me on this??? I'm a bit curious...)

K: On Sunsbury's Peanuts; "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

L: On American Airlines packet of nuts; "Instructions: open packet,eat nuts...step 3: maybe,..uh..fly Delta?)

M: On a Swedish chainsaw; "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere???)