10: Lately she sits at the computer naked...
9: After signing off,he always has a cigarette...
8: The giant rubber inflatable disk drive...
7: In the morning,the computer screen is all fogged up...
6:He's gotten amazingly good typing with one hand...
5: She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software"..
4: Lipstick on the mouse.......
3: During sex, she screams "A,Colon,Backslash,Enter.Insert!"
2: The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt...
1: The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear...
