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Strength And Belief.
I have been speaking with quite a few women on Fubar, and all of them have the same thing in common: Low self esteem. They tend to look down on themselves... Them.. Beautiful, intelligent, good hearted people. They look at themselves as less than anyone else, which.. I think that is something that they must overcome. Let me begin by saying this: I am a man. Yes, a MAN. A real man. I do not play games, nor do i tell lies. If i were a liar, then i wouldn't have made it this long as i have in life. REAL Men will accept a woman for who she is, wether they be strong, independent, beautiful, intelligent, or down on their luck. This is what separates the BOYS from the men. The 'Boys' will chase around the younger crowd of girls.. You know.. The ones that pile on make up, get all retardedly giggly, stuff their bras just to make their breasts look bigger, dye their hair because they think it 'looks cool'. Those are the attention whores. Those are the ones who will sleep around
Spotlight
thats right im going for spotlight....again help pleaze? im only 32 mil away
Peanut Butter Cups And Fruity Pebbles
I think I made need a dietery change. Fruity Pebbles for breakfast and Reese's PB Cup and chocolate ice cream Blizzards may be hazardous to my health. That is all.
Feelings...nobody Cares About Mine...
A lot of you have been wondering why I've been so upset the last 2 days. I had a friend named Brian (his name on here is Badazzdodge) and he and I were really close. This past weekend he met a woman (Vellarian) and apparently she's his whole world now. Which is whatever. I had been feeling some weird feelings for him that I thought at first were just strong feelings of friendship. Problem is, I have a boyfriend who I've been with for 6 years that I love very much. I told Brian how I feel and that I was worried we wouldn't be as good of friends with his girlfriend because that always happens. Females these days are very jealous human beings. I know it because I can get jealous too. I told him about my TOTALLY rational fear of his girlfriend not wanting him to have female friends. He said he would never let that happen and that when he got home from work he would set aside time for us to talk. @ 9 p.m. last night I told him to text me when he would be available, which he never did. I saw
Site Maintenance Tonight (07/09/09) From 11pm - Midnight Pst
we're replacing some old hardware and adding some new stuff late tonight between 11PM and Midnight PST. during this time the site might be a little weird, and for 5-15 minutes probably unreachable for everyone. have no fear, everything should be back to normal by midnight (probably a lot sooner). werd. ps: i'm working on a new mumm area for the power homepage. yay. -mike
So This Is
a cool guy who not only needs monies for spotlight but is less than a mil away from GF $safe_uid_dname@ fubar i havent decided whether to start over once i reach GF or take a break...a lot has happened recently and i have to decide whether i want to just close off this chapter entirely or just walk away for a bit id love to go out with a bang either way and i would really appreciate this
Random
some days i sit and think "what the hell happened to me?"...when i was 18 and just graduated from high school i knew i wanted to be either a history/PE teacher or continue my culinary arts education...i was accepted into the art institute of seattle culinary arts program on a full scholarship but i gave it up to move to missouri to help out my aunt rebuild her house after hers was burned by arsonists. al though i didnt expect to be thanked it still would have been nice to hear or at least say they appreciated the fact i gave up a career to bust my ass and get degrated because i wasnt an ass kisser. i moved home and met my daughters mom which i consider the worst decision i have made...but i love my daughter more than anything and nothing will ever change that. i have made mistakes in my past but i was young and stupid and yes i spent a lil bit in jail but i wish people would learn to leave that stuff in the past and realize that i am not that same person i once was...i want peo
B-day Hh
Ok so here's the deal...I haz a b-day HH Wed @2PM Fu time...and I would like for my friends to be here if possible....aaaaaaaaand yes I wanted to brag lol (ty so very much Frederick). Also ty for all the love u guys show me all the time! Lubs u all (h)
Meatheads
I could never understand why women (I use that term loosely) get all drooly when they see some fucktards that only care about spending 23/24 hrs a day workin out, shooting roids, and acting like complete tools. Its like the more you look like a neanderthal, the more pussy you get. People are so stupid...
More Facts
Instructions... Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to "Tag", listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "You're It!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you! Ok, here goes... 1- I once made an entire Thanksgiving dinner on a grill because my oven tore up on my stove. This is NOT easy when you have a little one running around and your spouse is at work but damnit, I did it! 2- I've had neck surgery for herniated disks. Pain that I NEVER want to experience again. 3- I'm a neat freak. Disorder drives me nuts! 4- My mom died when I was 5. 5- I'm full of shit. It's what caused my brown eyes and hair. (Or so my husband says but I don't tell him he's an idiot because I'm nice like that) 6- I work well under pressure. Hey! I never said I wouldn't cuss you out or anyone else! 7- Coke is my favorite drink. 8- I'm
Paintings
It seems the word is not getting out for the Paitnings for the Fallen. Should I try for the spotlight ? Because this is important to me.
Help!!
i need a new default pic...help me choose A. or B.
Damn, Yet Another Butt Hurt Mummer
Yet another butt hurt mummer, check out her mumm here, im saying if your gonna go back and forth with me at least be able to stand up and dont start blocking like a butt hurt Check mumm here.http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=564698She got offended when I spoke of the person who should pay for the trip is whomever going to kill the other, after a bit of time she said basically shut up.. lmao knowing me even if I didn’t want to say anything saying shut up provokes response, after one or two more responses im blocked and she still talks shit :P Now… should I A] Masturbate and throw semen in her faceB] Just go meet her and masturbate in her beverage and sit back and watch her drink it lmaoOkay I am bored … sitting here masturbating while looking at hairy midgets with no teeth.. hm you call them pink tacos [UPDATE] Lmao, so either talk about what you want or you block us, your 42 stop acting like a 12 year old... oh wait is that what your intellectual capacity holds?
Another Twat
ShAnNyBaBy...: we read ur pics u posted when u were in spotlight... so fuck off. ->ShAnNyBaBy...: bashed your country how you stupid cunt ? ShAnNyBaBy...: i dont. u fuckin uk assholes need to get bombed and killed ->ShAnNyBaBy...: i feel sorry for you then ShAnNyBaBy...: no i fuck white american cock. ->ShAnNyBaBy...: go fuck a flagpole ->~Cerri~: no you dont ShAnNyBaBy...: me rabid? why bc im american? fuck u brit! u bashed my country! i hope they delete ur account
Why Do The Good Guys Finish Last?
Well, my boss Terry was laid off during the last round, and his last day was this past Monday, when I was out of town. I had been hoping to have a few minutes with him to find out his plans, see what he had cooking, and most of all, to just let him know I appreciated him as a good guy. When I first started working here 15 years ago, he was my 2nd level technical support, so I talked to him every day. Used to tease him about being an Air Force pussy and he would tease me about being an Army grunt (AF people are not intelligent enough to understand that "grunt" is a technical term for an infantry soldier and does not apply to all personel in the Army, so I just forgave him for that oversight). Here's an example of the kind of guy he was. He had hired this man named Bill (who I later nick-named "Bushy Haired Stranger") who lived down in "The Nam" (Fayettenam = Fayetteville NC) which is a good 80 miles away from Raleigh. And there is no interstate between the 2 cities, so you're going th
The Pink Dress
Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter How busy you may be!!! The Pink Dress There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see If the little girl would still be there. Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was Yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place For young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no
Things I'm Sick Of Hearing On Fubar
I'd like to get to know you better. How about instead of saying this you actually attempt to get to know me better. Using this line just puts you on the "Do not talk to list". Do you have yahoo messenger? Why so I can give it to you and have you pester me 24/7? So you can perv me on yim instead of just fubar? So we can file share giving you access to my ports? Or maybe so you can spam me with your porn site. I think me and 75% of fubar will pass on that one. You should call me sometime (insert # here) Can I have your number? Why the f*ck would I give a complete stranger my phone number and why would you. Might as well put an ad in the newspaper with your number. I don't need strangers having access to bother me 24/7. No one loves me. Maybe if you weren't being such a whiney baby someone would. Saying "no one loves me" or any form of that certainly won't get you permenant love. Do you have a cam? Do you want to watch me on cam? Do you want to cam together?
Attention Photoshop Pictures
ok people seeing as i am getting alot of attention for my photoshop work to help me keep track of who wants a picture done by me, i made this blod so please leave a comment so i can contact you about making you one, other wise i might miss it thank you -lotus
Some Pics Of My Trip!
Mt. Shasta More of Mt. Shasta Entering 6 Flags Cool shirt I bought at 6 Flags Hoover Dam The MGM Grand
I Hate When I Feel Like Attempting Poetry :p
The cards have been dealt, the dice has been cast Slipping, sliding, tumbling into the future It's fate's turn now, we can only watch and wonder We used up our turn too fast. It's not ours to question why, We wasted our turn asking "what if"; forgetting that our turn comes seldom and often ends too quickly. Now it's the turn of fate, the time to watch as the inevitable unfolds..hoping, yearning for a chance, for another turn Slipping, sliding, tumbling into the future It's fates turn now, we can only hope things get better. Impetuous desire and impatience will lose the game. Now the future is uncertain, things are cloudy. What will the roll of fate have in store for us? We can only wait, watch, and hope..it's out of our hands, Time spirals out of control..we are merely spectators in the game of life Slipping, sliding, tumbling into the future It's fates turn now, we can only dream of what if's We take the lessons learned, apply them to the future, hope we ma
Running Away
So for 8 months now I've been single and with all the bad that's happened with the whole dating thing I figured out why. Can't help but still be in love with this guy. He don't deserve it but I am. Not that he's a bad guy but anyone willing to turn there back on a good thing doesn't deserve to have it. I've lived in NY my whole life and now in less than 2 months I'll be moving to florida. I'm really excited but the truest reason of all is to get as far away as possible from HIM. We are good friends now but day by day I beginning to hate the way I feel. Some days I wake so angry at myself I start to cry. Others I numb myself and lie and say everything is going to be ok It's just not. Then I try of thinking of all the things that makes him wrong for me. Can't find that many if any at all. How cruel can life really be. I have great friends, a good family and a very good job but I'm not allowed to be happy with anyone? Really is this my fate in life. He doesn't know but I can't even
Baby Momma!
FREEZIES BABY MOMMAS! ok SO i thought this would be interesting to do lol WHo wants to Be My Baby Momma?? - there can be more then 1 lol not just any1 can b my baby momma - it requires a salute to me :D in return when i bomb - u have more of a chance at me bombing u then others - bling and so forth (hence child support lmao) So what it is? Who wants to be a Freezie Pop Baby Momma? u may also put it in Your name if u want :P lmao MY BABY MOMMAS! 1. RONPOWERS 2.
Haha I Knew It!
You're a Dick! Otherwise known as a penis,schlong,dong,member,phallus,etc. You usually lay around doing nothing but it doesn't take much to get a rise out of you.That is,unless,of course, you have had too much to drink, you're really,really old, or someone has kicked you really hard.When you get over excited you tend to stiffen up and eventually throw up all over the place.Excelente'
Wow....
I have to say I love being me. It's not always fun, but for the most part, I have the most incredible friends, and they are so incredibly supportive when I need it most. Some of you know recently I was diagnosed with systemic lupus. Well, I have the first of 5 biopsies next Friday. Not really looking forward to all this shit, but it has to be done. I'll keep you informed as to how it's all going. First is the uterine/cervical biopsy. Then the lung, kidney, liver, and thyroid (because I have a "nodule" that has grown a lot over the years). They aren't sure whether they want to do a bone biopsy, but that one I think I'll pass on because I have retardedly strong bones. I just wanted to tell y'all thanks for being there for me. (h)s you all.
Leveling Blog 492
$safe_uid_dname@ fubar 110k to Level
Masturbate
Who's Masturbating Most? One of the curious things about sexual behaviour is that it correlates - in frequency, variety, etc. - with social class. Kinsey found that masturbation was more common in educated classes than in those groups concerned with unskilled or manual labour. Of all classes the professional groups masturbate most. Masturbation: Highest Frequency According to the Kinsey Institute, maximum masturbation rates were to be found in children under the age of fifteen. For this age group the maximum frequency of masturbation was in excess of twenty-three times a week. Some females surveyed had experienced orgasm from this source as many as thirty or more times in a week. Some energetic females had masturbated to orgasm as many as one hundred times in a single hour!
Survey While Sick Part 2
[ NOW ] Current mood: bummed Current music: "Pretty Wings" by Maxwell Current taste: apples Current hair: dark brown w/blonde highlights up in a bun with bangs pinned up Current clothes: t-shirt and pj pants Current annoyance: allergies Current smell: apples Current thing I should be doing: sleeping Current windows open: none Current desktop picture: chevy emblem Current favorite band: dont have one Current book: none at the moment Current cd in stereo: a mix Current crush: Will Current favorite celeb: Channing Tatum [ DO YOU.. ] Smoke?: no Do drugs?: never Have a dream that keeps coming back?: a couple of them Remember your first love?: yes sadly Still love him/her?: no, more like hate him Read the newspaper?: online Have any gay or lesbian friends?: sure do and i love them Believe in miracles?: i believe in God Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: only if you want to remain faithful forever Consider yourself tolerant of others?: of course not Consider love a mistake?:
Yay Imma Good Friend Apparently.
So my friend calls me up to go to the shops with her. We had to walk there because she had kinda crashed her car. So where we live there's a shorter path towards the shops...but it's kinda massively scary with tall trees everywhere and it's always deserted. So I had to kinda walk for 5 minutes in that on my own first to where I meet her. And the whole time I hear rustling in the tree's behind me. *Shudder* So I meet up with her and we both brave the scary woods and chit-chat on the way. We get to the shops and she goes to buy cigarettes and then we leave and then she asks me 'Oh didn't you need anything'. So I tell her no, I just went to go with her...I obviously wasn't going to let her walk through the scary woods on her own! And she was all like 'Awwwh' and surprised. Wow this is a boring story. But hey loookey here I made it back through the woods in one piece!
You Can Now Carry This Many Drugs In Mexico
http://gawker.com/5342907/you-can-carry-th... This illustrates perfectly how much you can legally carry in Mexico.
...relationships...
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then hell no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later. You cannot chang
I'm An Asshole
Working overnight this week has been just splendid! I missed this upside down world. But I am afraid my coworkers now believe I am one of the most insane souls on this earth. I may be. Who really knows? I'm locked in a building and not smoking for the entire shift. I really ought to just give them up, but I wont. Regardless this woman that works with us really gets on everyone's nerves. Not just mine, although mine are the most important to me. (yes I am selfish too!) She makes this noise while she works. It's like listening to something deflate. I am laughing as I type, it's dreadful. All I can do is not ask her is she would like a can of fix-a-flat to get through to the next break. We have been known to take break without informing her so we have a few minutes without her. Terrible we are all going to hell for this, among other things ;). So I mimmick her deflating sound right infront of her and she is absolutely oblivious to my assholish ways. The rest of the crew stifle their laug
The Large Breasted Misfit
All I was only able to study this Beautiful Creature for a momment as i lost conciousness. I believe This may have occured from her hypnotic breast powers. further studies are yet to be made.
I Was Gonna Blog...
It's been a very long day. I was going to blog about something and now I can't remember what it was. Looks like you're going to get second best. Yep. Anyway, today was my boss's birthday. I wouldn't have known but she sent me a text this morning that said "Happy Birthday to me!" I kind of felt bad because I didn't pay attention to her birthday announcement on facebook. But I sent her a text back and told her Happy Birthday. She was hardly there today and told me that she was leaving the safe open so if anyone needed change I was the one that was to get it. I'm not sure how I like the idea of being in charge of the money there. Good thing I'm honest. That's probably why she left me in charge of the money. I still can't seem to get enough sleep. I'm getting about 6 hours a night. And no matter how much I try to get to bed earlier than the night before, I can't do it. I've never been one to go to bed early unless I crash though. I guess I'll just have to wait for that to happen a
Fundamentalism
Fundamentalism is one of those things that is often associated with religion. There are Christian fundamentalists, Islamic fundamentalists, Mormon fundamentalists and so on. But what has it ever occurred to you that all of these movements have something in common? Once you see that they do, you also see that fundamentalism is present in many other aspects of life as well.Religious fundamentalism is a reaction to any part of the religion that is complex. It is often law centered and always centers itself around and issue about what you personally should think or do. For instance, the religious text says that it is a bad idea to (whatever) or a good idea to (whatever) then that is how it is. There are no exceptions. Do this believe that. Circumstances, events, and all of the things which make life complex are completely ignored.But if fundamentalism is a reaction to complexity, then it can be found in so many other aspects of life that it begins to amaze. An example that comes to mind is
Might
So I went to the doctor today. They told me that I "might" have the flu. I wasn't going to pay over 100 for the test and then another 100 for the pills. Esp. since the flu pills only shortened the symptoms for one day. I'm now on other medication. I haven't been on much in the past few days because all I've been doing is sleeping. In 2 days, I've been awake for a total of about 5 hours. I still feel like shit. Seriously, someone needs to come take care of me. I feel like a wimp.
Frustrated
I hate people... My husband's best friend, apparently thinks i am running my mouth to his exgirlfriend about him and his new one... but.. i have talked to her 3 times since they broke up... PLUS she doesn't give a shit about them.. I know things are being said about me behind my back because of a comment someone else made after i left a message on his girlfriend Ashley's page.. i said "let me and zach know what you are having" and this guy goes "what so you can go run your mouth to meg" (meg is his xgirl) I responded "excuse me? i have talked to meg all of three times since they split up. You know what Ashley, nevermind, please don't tell me. I don't want that drama, but i hope yall get what you want." am i wrong to be so frustrated about this? Hell that guy who said it, his wife speaks to Meg more than i do... and she is a GOSSIP... I want to know what the fuck is being said about me.
Pms...
I'm PMS & I hate everyone. Well, not everyone. Not Wicked. Never Wicked. But most of her friends don't like me. Oh well.
Willard Grant Conspiracy
Rats. Oh wells, try again. Anyhoo, I spent my evening last night watching Willard Grant Conspiracy at the Arts Centrein Norwich. Woefully under attended, seeing how good they are, but nevertheless it was an excellent night. It's always nice when you walk into a gig and the musician's sitting at his merch table, and just says "hi" and is willing to chat to you before he goes on. The support act was a bit average, but WGC were on top form - had my girl in tears during more than one song, and genuinely impressed us again with just how good they are live. It's the third time we've seen them, and I'd show out for them anytime.
Together
We have decided to do both sites as joint sites, because unfortunately , some people take fu for real life. We are a couple, will always be a couple. Most of our friends know we are an item , but unfortunately , some women tend to get possesive if i flirt with them . This is the internet, just a place to play and joke and have fun . Kat and i are real , Please remember that , as i joke and pass out my naughty drinks. I love to have fun, and her and i are good with that !!!
Interview Part Whatever
hi didnt get it bye
I Stole It From Andy
If you win..you get nothing. I know I'm lame, I just want to see who pays attention to what I have to say when I decide to actually talk lol. 1. What is my first name? 2. What is my favorite color? 3. Am I married, divorced, single or seperated? 4. How many kids do I have? 5. What type of music do I listen to the most? 6. What was my first car?
Auction - Come Own Me See What You Get!!
HERE IS WHAT I OFFER SFW SALUTE (BLING CREDIT OFFERS MAY GET NSFW, WE'LL TALK) RATE ALL PICS DURING AT LEAST 3 HAPPY HOURS (WELL AS MANY AS I CAN IN 1 HOUR) YOUR NAME IN MINE AS FU OWNER FOR 14 DAYS PIMP OUT ON MY PAGE FOR 1 MONTH ADD TO MY YIM FAMILY ADD FOR 1 MONTH RANDOM GIFTS (RANDOM BLING IF I HAVE CREDITS) SPECIAL PICS TAKEN, OF YOUR CHOICE (CERTAIN CLOTHING, INDOOR/OUTDOOR, POSES ECT...(NSFW SAME THING BUT WITHING REASON! LOL) COMMENTS FROM ME DAILY ON YOUR PAGE FOR 14 DAYS WILL SEND CLOSE FRIENDS TO RATE YOU DURING HAPPY HOURS BIG BLING PACK BIDS ($49.99 AND UP) GET SPECIALS - POSSIBLY CAM AND/OR PHONE PRIVILEDGE AS THE BIDS GET HIGHER, MORE WILL BE ADDED!! COME GET ME!!
Pop Veterans Chas And Dave Split
"Music veterans Chas and Dave have split after 35 years together, their agent has announced. The duo recorded well known tunes such as Rabbit, The Sideboard Song and Snooker Loopy. Bassist and singer Dave Peacock is to retire from the music business following the death of his wife Sue from lung cancer in July. Pianist Chas Hodges said he will honour their touring commitments under the new name of Chas And His Band. " Source : BBC Online
Links To My Vocals...
I love to sing...unfortunately, I have a shitty computer & shittier computer mic, so the recordings aren't that great, but hey, it's me... Alone by Heart: http://ksolo.myspace.com/actions/showSongProfile.do?rid=556285&sid=25567&ui Close My Eyes Forever by Ozzy & Lita: http://ksolo.myspace.com/actions/showSongProfile.do?rid=581755&sid=24655&uid=1678045 If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys: http://ksolo.myspace.com/actions/showSongProfile.do?rid=556048&sid=25939&uid=1678045 More in Stash...
My Singing (dont Laugh)
Russian Foxx Died, This Is Her Sister Passing A Message
would it suck if I REALLY died, and everyone thought it was a joke?
The Handsome Family
It's a widely held truism that live music has a quailty that recorded music doesn't share, but I'd be hard-pressed to think of another band for whom the difference between hearing them on record and seeing them live is as wide as it is for the Handsome Family. Don't get me wrong, they have recorded some great stuff, and in 'So Much Wine' and 'Weightless Again', at least two classic songs. But nothing on any of their albums prepares you for the experience of seeing them live. For starters, the shambolic nature of the live show is an unexpected bonus - Rennie and Brett's stage personas disarmingly charming, and seems like a genuinewindow into their marriage, warts and all. But the main gain is Brett's voice, one of the finest, richest, most expressive I've ever heard, and the perfect delivery for Rennie's offbeat, vividand at times frankly weird lyrics. Listening to him sing 'The Bottomless Hole' (about an Ohio farmer who lowers himself in a claw foot tubinto a hole behind his ba
Looking
oh yeah
Trouble.
im bored and i need you all to amuse me, soooo yeah, ps imma delete you allllll, well some of you that i dont talk to anyway
9/30/2009 Weigh In
Weighed in today.. i am .8 of a pound away from my first mini goal I weight 270.8 now.. which means i lost 1.6 pounds last week. I am on target on my weigh loss! go me :D 2 more weeks to go until i start working out again..
Facebook And Myspace
shattered_delusions on myspace shannon woodson on facebook
Midlife Crisis!
As i said in my mumm, i'm planing and organising mine for the end of the year. I was thinking about having it at 30 (and an early retirement) as mens average dying age is in their late 60's (the ones who married i persume) So my list is.... Teen girlfriend! Tatts! piercings! plentiful supply of Viagra anything else I've missed?
I'm So Horny On Yahoo
fell for it again,lolz I NEED to clean my house, since I will be showin it to potential buyers sometime soon. (I am sellin it so I have moneys when I will go to Russian on my around-the-world hiking trip). The place is a FUCKIN MESS< ZOMGG!!! But every time I look at this mess, I get discouraged and sucked back into Fubar/doin somethin pointless and irrelevant. Do I have to just suck it up on swoop down like a hurricane, cleaning any mess I see in my way? or Do I continue to waltz in and outta the room, pickin up random lil things and callin that clean up? ughh.,,,,
Where Do You Think Best?
You Think Best in Your Bedroom In order to be able to think, you need to feel like you have some privacy and space. It's likely that you spent a lot of time in your bedroom while you were growing up. It's your sanctuary. You need a high level in control in your life, especially when you have something important to do. The best thing about your room is that it's exactly the way you like it. Having things the way you want allows you to relax and think. Where Do You Think Best? Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything
Who's The Wiseguy?
So which one of you is fuckin with me now? Three different accounts-yet obviously the same person-want to add me, and then I notice I'm the one who supposedly referred em... I'm still deciding whether I'm amused or not. Hmm...
I Don't Get It
I just read a blurb on the MSN homepage after I checked my e-mail. It said something about David Letterman and how will his "scandal" affect his ratings/credibility. Am I the only one who doesn't get what the big deal is? So he had sex with a co-worker (or co-workers) a few years ago. He wasn't even married then. (And even if he was, who the fuck cares?!) Is there not more interesting, more hard hitting news to report on? How many people fuck co-workers? Someone I worked with is pregnant by a co-worker and she's married to someone else and still living with her husband. THAT sounds more scandalous than what Letterman did. I guess I just don't get it.
Proof
I was looking around on Facebook, and a friend tagged me in one of her pictures. I went to look and...well...I'm gonna post it here, just to show proof that I have always been the attention-whoring person I am today. 3rd grade, guess which one is me?
Politically Incorrect....maybe?
I have a tendency to say "Holy Christ on a cracker!" Now,I don't say it everywhere or anywhere,but I say it. I don't really mean anything by it either. I don't mean that I looked at a cracker either and there he was,Christ sitting there looking at me. I just say it. Now,I am pretty sure it pisses off my Aunt (bible thumper big time and not in a good way!). My kids don't say it,but I don't tend to say it around them. I mostly say it sitting over at Sweets house during psyc classes,cuz quite frankly,listen to that for hours on end kinda drives me nuts! Anyway,so maybe it is and I should stop saying,but I can't find anything better to say.
Got Stood Up
OK, I was talking to this woman for3 years and this year was the first time in overa year that we got back in contact. I went to her house twice and watched movies and everything. Her and I use to text a lot since wehaven't talked in a while and message each other on Facebook which she have over 990 friends and most of them were guys. Then all of a sudden, we weren't talking like we use to because Iwas bothering her by texting her too much (because she wasn't responding to my texts). So her and I talked about it and I told her that I was gonna cool down on it, which I did, but she was talking to other guys on Facebook.Then tonght, I texted her saying if she was busy tonight, then she said no, then I asked her if she wanted to go see a movie tonight. Then she said "Sure, what time?". Then I told her that we can go see Law Abiden Citizen at the 9:50 show. Then she said OK then she told me to call her in 15 minutes. Then 15 minutes later, I called her and she told me that she was
Brains & Virgin
Several starry nights ago In 1994, I tore your daughters dress to shreds And made her scrub the floor. Then I took her top off And I removed her bra Then I punched her in the kidneys Harr harr harr harr harr - 'Goldilocks & The Three Bananas' Brains & Virgin
Needing
I'm in need. Not of something but of someone. It sucks. I'm not exactly sure it will even happen. I want it to more than a person could possibly imagine. Blah. Anyone want to give me some positive thoughts?
Hahaha...
So yesterday my phone took a shit on me... Just plain ol' stopped working. Wont even turn on anymore... I havent even had this one for a month :| So if anyones tried texting me or something since, Im not getting them, its not that Im ignoring you or anything... Ok, maybe YOU Im ignoring :p
Canadian Bacon
yeah, yeah,you should add it! Helly@ fubar
You Should Add Me Because Your Hot.
Wait...did they change the blogs back to the way they use to be? Let me try something.... I hope to God they did!! Anyway, I get back on here and see 3 friend requests. Two of them are blank, auto deny, and one actually has a few sentences. Shock, I know! So I'm reading it and it's the typical, I'm going to give you way too much information about myself in hopes that you will add me. But at the end of it he added.."You should add me because your hot" [yes I know that it's wrong in the subject..now you know why ;)] Seriously, why do people do that? Do they think that since they called me hot I'll add them? Do they want to have these so called hot friends to make themselves look better? I really don't get it. It's almost as bad as the guys telling me I have "dick sucking lips". Yes, I've had that said to me. =/ Anyway, just needed to vent. If the blogs are back to normal, I may just cream myself. [prays]
The Pain Us Women Go Thrue For Men
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy,painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.Mynight began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, and playwith the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mindfor the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of themedicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you justrub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apartand press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair rightoff. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be?I mean, I'm not a Genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figurethis out.(YA THINK!?!)So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stucktogether. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get outthe hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees.("Cold wax
Promotions
TO BE A SOLDIER: 1. YOU MUST BE AN ACTIVE MEMBER IN THE TURF 2. GET 5 RECRUITS.(Reason why the lucky #5..bc with every 5 members 1 soldier position opens up..so that position is rightfully yours) TO BE A LIEUTENANT: AT THE BOSS'S DISCREATION...I SAY THIS BECAUSE I AM LOOKIN FOR MORE THAN ONE THING OUT OF MY LIEUT.'S SINCE THEY HAVE RESPONSIBLITIES TO OFFER TO THE FUNCTION OF OUR TURF.
That's Right! And With A Smile :d
Don't fuck with me. Don't piss me off. Don't bitch and moan to me. Don't whine to me about your problems. Otherwise, you'll just get a big FUCK YOU and with a smile :D Just taking an emotional break ;)
It's All In The Details
i'm not on so much these days and when i am, i rarely take time to blog. it's not as much fun when the crazy daywalkers aren't around to comment but here are some details from life as of late... 1. the pharmacy i work at has been associated through past ownership with a current investigation into prescription narcotics trafficking. a pharmacist friend of mine has been arrested and is still in jail. the pharmacy he worked at was shut down which resulted in a 33% daily increase in prescription volume for us with no additional help. it's been stressful because i was worried about losing my job and because of the extra workload. between driving and actually working, i worked close to 60 hours the last couple of weeks. i am, by far not a law abiding citizen. as soon as i learned about the investigation, i text my boss (lucky bastard was out of town) to ask what i needed to do to make sure our asses were covered just in case. i did end up flushing some things. see, the man that used to
Football
My team is losing. that is all.
Christmas Village Name:
Made the three tiers of the christmas village with the trolls tonight. Train tracks up to the top of it. It is going to be a mountain setting this year, Just don't know what to call it. Should I name it A) Zurich, Switzerland or B) Silvertown, Idaho This is more like a mumm, but -I've been banned due to other peoples butthurt. Whaddya Think???
So Ya...haven't Blogged In A Grip
How's it shakin' everyone? Thought I'd say "hello" and blog a bit... Most my good friends have joined and stayed on facebook, I'm tempted to join...but, my father is on there and well, I like my privacy. So, I probably won't...those of you are that over there more and more add me to yahoo or something, I miss you guys. Thanksgiving went well...I cooked my first turkey EVER and it turned out yummy. Our new paint job looks great and my house is still very very clean *grinz* My brother and niece showed up, that was cool...and my in laws..good to see them and their kids... I can't help missing my mom though, I really wish she was here..sober. At least she's no longer in pain and I'm sure she has a smile on her pretty little face. I hope everyone had a happy holiday. ♥ Postal
Are You Kidding Me?!??
I was browsing newsrag and found an article that says canola oil is bad for you. It even backs it up. To beat all it says lard, tallow, and animal fat are really good for you. I have been told for years the exact oppisite! Has anyone else heard about this? here is a link
The Blind Side
This Thanksgiving, I went to see "The Blind Side". I wanted to see this since I am a big football fan, and like "underdog" stories especially when based on true events. I had NO idea how touching this movie would be... I'm gonna "man up" and admit, my eyes didn't stay dry through out the whole movie. But enough with that, let me tell ya about the movie: "The Blind Side" is the true life story of Michael Oher, the number one NFL 2009 draft pick. Michael was born to a crack addicted mother who he barely knew, was usually homeless as a child, and didn't even know when his birthday was. Michael, aka "Big Mike" flunked 1st and 2nd grade and finally schools were just letting him pass to get rid of him. In no way was he a trouble child, and in fact it's shown how strong his heart really is. By chance, he is accepted into a Christian school and invited to live with a wealthy family (portrayed by Sandra Bullock and Tim McGraw). The movie goes on to show how "Big Mike" affects this fam
Site Maintenance Tonight, Dec 1st At Midnight Pst.
Hey everyone, We need to upgrade some equipment, so I need to bring the site down at Midnight PST tonight. It should only take about 10 minutes, but wanted to give everyone a heads-up. We'll be comping the 11PM and Midnight happyhour runners another happyhour on the house, in case they're effected. Cheers, -mike
What I've Learned From Fubar...
Okay, counting all my accounts I have had on here in the past, my 2 year fu-versary (or whatever u call it) seems to be coming up pretty fast. I figured I would sit here and blog this as a retrospect on my time spent here, and compile a list of things I learned from fubar. 1. I am a male, yes, and therefore, I possess the wrong genitalia on fubar to have any crush(es). 2. People will go as low as to prositute themselves (i.e selling their Yahoo ID, cam sessions, and/or phone number for bling credits, VIP, or whatever intangible item Fubar has to offer), therefore making Baby J/Scrapper their pimps. 3. This website is like the neverending lunch period from hell in high school, where the MuMMers sit at one table, the loungers sit at another, and the attention mongers (keeping this sfw) are at the other lunch table, etc. etc. 4. As in number 3, in order to be accepted in any of these groups, you have to think of the prison mentality. Just think you have been incarcerated for a few
Perfect
The perfect breakfast: coffee with lots of cream, eggs scrambled with monterey jack cheese, mushrooms, and chives. The perfect date: A lot of conversation, a little alcohol, somewhere with a view. The perfect kiss: takes my breath away and depends on the moment! The perfect argument: One that clears the air and ends in a kiss. The perfect man/woman: smart, funny, attentive and adores me :) The perfect shoe: a strappy sandal that makes me feel sexy. The perfect movie: leaves me happy at the end. The perfect flower: tulips The perfect time of day: sunset The perfect mood: exhilaratingand elevating joy The perfect dream: one that is so real that you wakeup and cannot be sure if it was a dream or if it actually happened....usually involves some kissing :) The perfect drink: really good red wine - or a vodka martini straight up with extra olives The perfect name: certainly not
The Old Days...
I remember way back in 2006 that fubar used to be a little different. Even if some of the people have stayed the same, the actions/attitude/etc might be different. Now is this just maybe me thats different and everything else is the same?
Babies Should Be Banned From Restaurants (unless They're On The Menu...)
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, and since she likes to spend her birthday doing nothing but relaxing, I took her for a meal tonight at her favourite Italian restaurant. Since I find Italian food to be disgusting nasty shit, this should show you just how good a husband I am. :P Anyway, things were going great. We ordered drinks and a starter course and we were looking through the menu to see what we wanted for our mains when... when a young family were seated at the table across from us. A mother, father, a boy of around 3 years old and a 3 MONTH old baby. The baby starts fuckin crying and whining. The boy starts complaining "I dun like the dinners here. I wanna go McDonalds. I wanna go McDonalds. I WANNA GO MCDONALDS" etc. And the baby is still crying and the crying is getting louder. What are the parents doing? Well, daddy turns to the boy and says "Now, now Michael (fuck it, I'm naming the little shit), remember when we said that this was a special meal, and that we'd go to McDo
Big D
I was informed today that my husband doesn't think it is worth trying to work things out. SOOOOO looks like I will be getting divorced... *blinks* I expected it.. but came as a surprise when he said it today through a text... I didn't expect him to not even TRY to work things out... I mean.. he did say he loved me and always would when we split up... not even trying just makes me think the doesn't really... yay for my self esteem getting yet another hit
Guess Who's Back?!?!?
thats right boys and girls i graduated the 65 day program last night so i am free for the day...im at the library right now so i only have an hour so make it good..haha its been 66 days without a smoke for me also and i feel great...no cravings and i cant even stand the smell anymore i am on case management which means i work and pay rent until i get my own place which i hope is soon i missed you all and if your letters came back i think it was because of the wrong zip so here is the new address Andy Smith 622 W. Union St Jacksonville,FL 32202 so i have been cooped up with dudes for 65 days i need to see real boobs so please for the love of god titty me :)
True Love
Okay green name shouts Me Hi, you're sexy? I say piss off fuck wad... I get I don't come on here often, want my messenger... No fuck wad get out My shout damn it. Okay its (removed for obvious reasns) Hm, do you think she was My true love that I just let slip away.. or was she a bot that just wanted My credit card number and to spam Me? *damn if she was My one true love I let her get away.. damn bots :P*
My Dad
"I remember Dom...he was a friend...please accept my condolences and prayers. On more than a few occasions he did speak about how proud he was of you. Sorry for your loss." Just got this as a comment from a man i never knew. Telling me how my father was proud of me. I'm happy and wanting to cry at the same time. It's been eight long months, and i think of him everyday. I'll never love any man as much as i could my father. The only man who could tell me I'm beautiful and i won't doubt for a second that he didn't mean it. It's true when they say " no man can love a girl like her daddy". R.I.P. Dominick Rocco Locantore II 9.24.67 ~ 4.11.09
Enter Blog Subject Here
I wish the wind would stop blowing, I have cleared my car off a grand total of 3 times this morning.Its only 11:45am. I sense its only gonna get better..no? Today is also my last day of freedom...kiddos start christmas break for 2 weeks..starting back up Jan 4th..which is the same day I start school. yay!(sighs) Also I am offically done my holiday baking,done..done.. DONE!I haven't baked this much since I lived back home with my mom and daddy(yes I still call him daddy,dont judge me!)I miss those times.kinda. getting my tree tonight also,which will be followed by some sledding and hot chocolate and marshmellows.Friday nights couldnt be better.Might start my wrapping also, normally I wait till christmas eve,put on some music and get the job done..last year we had to put a little play kitchen together which took my husband I believe 3 hours to do. Good times! I hope you all have a great holiday,no matter what one is celebrating,and santa is good to,well..most of yous. The
Michael Schumacher Signs Up For F1 Return With Mercedes
"Seven-times Formula 1 world champion Michael Schumacher will come out of retirement to race for Mercedes next year, BBC Sport understands. The German, who will be 41 on 3 January, has signed a contract and the deal will be announced imminently. Schumacher will partner compatriot Nico Rosberg in the team that won the drivers' and constructors' titles in 2009 in its former guise as Brawn." I know it's been on the cards for ages, but it's good to have it finally confirmed. I could not be happier - Best Christmas Present Evar. From BBC Sport
Can Someone Please Explain This???
As most know by now I don't have my status or my icons. I haven't had them for some time now. With no explaination as to why they got taken or how long they would be gone, or what I need to do to get them back. I have requested from bouncers, from fu support, I have also requested from Scrapper himself. I have even sent BabyJ an email. and to no avail. Though from one of my previous blogs I have found that interesting enough that quite a few people can and have spoken to Scrapper. So here is my thing, if someone would please talk to Scapper for me, or even see if he will discuss the matter with me in my box or even through mail. PFFT, even BabyJ .... all help would be apreciated. Thanks -- Ya'll RAWK!!
Correspondance Between My Mother And I
any comments or advise is very much appriciated. From: caroleTo: J-RoxDate: Jul 13, 2009 8:16 PMSubject: I dropped out of life................This is the first time I've checked my email in 6 months. So I was not ignoring you. I didn't have any money to send you though.I'm super broke. I mailed you 3 letters and they came back. I sent landon a msg and he never responded...so I figured you didn't want to hear from me anyway unless I had money.Good news....I have a terminal illness called Progressive Superneural Palsy. At first it looks like Parkinson's. but when the parkinson meds don't work....they do another MRI and plaque like substances can be seen on the film confirming PSP.The doctor told me usually 6-8 years from when it first appeared. That is usually optimistic. The last years aren't pretty.I hope I can figure out how to get the type of drugs your Aunt Peggy had 'cause suicide is painless.I loved you very much but obviously never could do it right. I'm sorry I fucked up.I h
So......
Im such a shit.. see Rob has been playing a certain video game for like a week straight and I've gotten booty only 2x. So I pulled my pants down and held the spare X-box controller on my ass and shook that shit!!!! I got me some finally :D Just thought I'd share..that, and Im hyped up on reeses cups and Dr. pepper.
New Years
There is a time every year, that we sit and reflect in the past year. And today, just so happens to finally be that day. I look at this past year, and a lot has changed. Notnecessarilybad, notnecessarilygood. But I wanted to sit here and write down everything that I'm thankful for this year. :) Cuz 1. It's polite 2. I'm bored and 3. So everyone can see everything that I'm thankful for. #1. My Son - He was the one to make me strong. He's been the brightness of my life. Without him, I would have never gotten out of the abusive relationship that I was in with his father. If it wasn't for him, I'm sure there would have been some really stupid things that I would have (parties, etc.). Since he has been here, I look at him, and I do see his father, but I don't see the bad parts anymore. I look at him, and I see that just because someone is a bad person, they can't create such a beautiful, smart, healthy child. I can't even begin to court how many times, I have laid next to him
Raven's Harem
All right My deviants... it is the Blogerific Wicked Raven here again. For my beloved friends who don't wanna know the inks and kinks of my sexual thinking, turn away quickly!!! Okay so in this modern world of ours sometimes I feel like people have given up on sex, either that or (for the guys) all the chemicals have begun eating away at the worlds supply of testosterone. GRRRR...Sex seems to just be an extra in life to them....a "yea if it's convenient and she wants to, I might as well". What the hell... What happened to the hounds of the past. The "I have to have sex it's necessary for me to breathe" mentality. I am not the only one who feels this way either, a group of my friends have actually taking to calling the whiney guys that are intimidated by women and will not go out of their way to get sex. Even if you find one of the rare few men that still have some carnal desires for the flesh, the chances that he will put out often enough to satisfy are pretty slim. So I have
Just A Little Note...
I'm sure some people have said some ugly things about me. Think I've "forgotten" them or whatever. Here's the deal...I'm working. 6am - 5 pm, 5 days a week. I'm still a wife and still a Mom. My responsibilities don't end when I come home. I'm tired. I have endless things to do. Working OUTside the home and then IN the home at the end of the day has become a challenge for me. A challenge I kind of like. I'm proud of myself a little as well. I appreciate, whole hearterdly, the ones who still come to visit me. But I apologize, very much so, that I have not returned rates or gifts. I haven't even said thank you to anyone. I haven't signed on, only because...I haven't the time. Life has interrupted and I love it. I would like to thank you all for everything. But please understand my distance. Kisses and hugs to James, Latino, Marlboro, Phillies, Killingtime, Blind Pupil, Sheri, DaVe, Phil, poaintx, Bob, Joe and all my dedicated friends.
Black Sisters, I'm Looking For Advise... - M4w (new York City)
I'm looking for your sincere advise. A year ago I met here in CL a beautiful and sensitive black woman from your area. What started as an inocous beginning of friendship and continued as a very hot and passionate love. We spoke on the phone for hours. We made love on the phone. We faught both with text messages and talking on the phone. We declared our deepest and sincerest love on the phone and e_mails... All this for one year. After a while since the beginning, she told me she had met a guy who was after her. And who was pampering her with invitations. She told me that she couldn't be alone by herself (divorced with two children) there but that, even if she went out with this guy, I was her only and real love. He clearly noticed her weak spot and kept pampering her with trips and gifts even if he knew (or so he told her) she really was in love with me...or so she said. Should I believe her ? Now she has been silent since New Years Eve when we spoke for the last time in lovin
R.i.p Teddy Pendergrass
PHILADELPHIA – Teddy Pendergrass, who became R&B's reigning sex symbol in the 1970s and '80s with his forceful, masculine voice and passionate love ballads and later became an inspirational figure after suffering a devastating car accident that left him paralyzed, died Wednesday at age 59. The singer's son, Teddy Pendergrass II, said his father died at Bryn Mawr Hospital in suburban Philadelphia. The singer underwent colon cancer surgery eight months ago and had "a difficult recovery," his son said. "To all his fans who loved his music, thank you," his son said. "He will live on through his music." Pendergrass suffered a spinal cord injury and was paralyzed from the waist down in the 1982 car accident. He spent six months in a hospital but returned to recording the next year with the album "Love Language." He returned to the stage at Live Aid in 1985, performing from his wheelchair.
Dana.. How Sweet
Seems I have a new admirer, how sweet dana is coming out of the closet.. After deleting countless comments questioning his intellect, he blocks Me, and aw how sweet of the little emo to now come to My page and mark several pics of Mines So should I .... A.. send him a packet of man jizz since he wants Mines so much B... Send him to a gay bar to let the local gays run a train on him so he can be filled with man jizz... any better suggestions? LMAO I am bored as you can see
Maybe I'm Heartless, Idc
Haiti. I'm sick of hearing about it. Why is it that EVERY crisis in the world, may it be a natural disaster or a evil head of state murdering his citizens, WE, AMERICAS have to run and be captain save a hoe? Where was the helping had when thousands lost their life in 9/11? Or when the most beautiful city (IMO) New Orleans drowned??? FUCK. Yes, I acknowledge that the USA is a dominating country on this planet, but when are we going to start trying to fix all the problems here? Ok, maybe starving, jobless, homeless, poor health care, buried in debt and all the other issues our econmy is facing doesn't seem as severe as having a building fall on you in an earthquake, but....isn't their an old saying " you can't help anyone until you help yourself"? Look at all the money that is being handed to the Haitians. Couldn't that go to bettering OUR education system, or I don't know, our insane deficit (thx dubya)? Sorry if this offends anyone. I'm going to hell, I know.
Glee
Saw the first two episodes at the weekend. I loved it. Anyone want to organise a Coming Out Party for me?
Breakdown
I am so close to the edge my toes are hanging off.I know I'm going to fall, I'm just not sure when.I'm afraid I'm going to hurt someone or myself.I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, the silver lining in my storm cloud, my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, my happy ending but it seems to get a little further away with each passing day.I gotta get out of here, it's for the best.
Question For All The Non Agressive Women
I have a question for all you women, why are most of you so afraid to make the first move on a guy? Whether its just asking him out on a date,or just asking for a one night stand? lol I mean yes we men are true hunters by nature but do we have to do all the work? Or is it because women are just to afraid in fear of getting rejected or shot down. Come on ladys, enquiring minds wanna know..lol
What Kind Of Cloud Are You?
You Are a Cirrus Cloud You're a bit mysterious and reserved. You mostly keep to yourself and do your own thing. Some people may even consider you allusive. You're hard to track down at times. People who know you find you to be very transparent. It's always easy to tell what you're thinking about. You tend to drift more than most people. You're always trying out new ideas, friends, and even personalities. What Kind of Cloud Are You? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!
Insane Clown Posse Movie: A Reality!
Nobody ever looks at my amazing stash, so you've forced me to blog this. I imagine lines snaking around the block in front on theaters, Faygo bottle after Faygo bottle being passed down rows of people painted as their heroes, the mentally unstable harlequin patrol. This line... might be a tiny bit less peaceful then the Star Wars and Lord of the Rings ones, but you know what? It'll smell a lot worse, too.
What A Loony Fuck
I just got this email info United States subject: roll play received: 01/31/2010 12:51 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam i have been watching you for sometime fell in love with you that first second the way you walk is poetry in motion you even smiled at me once and turned youre head made me feel so good i follow you to youre house and as soon as you get inside i sneak to the porch and watch you undress slowly first youre silk stockings youre right foot the way you lift youre leg and show those beautifull thighs almost makes me crye the pure feminan beautyyou take of youre panties bending over like a beautifull rose showing me youre delicious inviting cheecks and pussie my penus get hard so hard.... and you walk away i know youre going into the shower and this time i have to watch youi sneak inside through the backdoor and walk into the living room towards the c
A Ring
Yesterday I was at my Moms. She decided to go through some old jewlery that was her mothers. It's a little weird that I don't call her my Grandmother, but I never really got to know her. She died when I was 8 months old. Anyway, my Mom looks at me and tells me that this one particular ring that was her Mother's. She asks me if I would clean it for her...so I did. The next thing I know, my Mom tells me I can have it. This is the only thing I have that was my grandmother's. I really love it. I think it's suppose to be silver, but it's so old that it has a black tint to it. It also has a pink stone in it. I'm sure it's not real and I really don't care. I wear it and I love it. Sad that it took 30 years for me to get something that was my Grandmother's, but I have it and I really do appreciate that my Mom gave it to me. That is all, how are my friends?
The Peter Serafinowicz Show
I know I've blogged this on more than on occasion, but The Peter Serafinowicz Show is now finally out on dvd. This award winning BBC sketch show written by and starring the voice of Darth Maul is one of the funniest things I seen on tv. It makes me LOLZ a lot. He does funny things, and pretends to be people, and one of his characters is a fat man called Brian Butterfield who is rubbish at things. You should check it out.
Sexual Hell Test
Your result for The Sexual HELL Test ... HELL LEVEL 1 Raw score: 52% You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust. AVOID: the heavenbound. Your path is downward, and you'll need a guide. Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average) You scored 52% on hellishness, higher than 24% of your peers.
Or Leave It On?
So I am sitting here in the office a bit chilly. So I put on my Old navy hoodie to keep warm. While I debate on the gratifications of yet another pot of coffee, while I copy the next tax return. Ahhh the joy’s of tax time. And snow it is a bit snowy out today not as snowy as say some of my friends saw over the weekend however enough for me to call it a jean day at work. So in my jeans under t grey top black harley boots and now blue Old navy hoodie I await my copies. As this ungodly feeling creeps into my boot, Ugh, no not that! My (fu) sock is slipping inside my boot? Now what am I going to do? It’s like getting wedgies which I don’t: D but if I did, I would not spend the day pulling the underwear out of my ass. I would simply take them off problem solved. But my socks come on. I can’t take my sock off that is different. Help here…
I Blog
and then wait to see who comes then i give them all weener shots
Dead
Just did the Jillian Michael's 30 day shred 20 minute video on level one and I feel like i am going to die... that was tough.. really EFFIN TOUGH.... Me and my roommate were telling the tv to fuck off half way through the video... we did finish it though... I gotta do it again at some point tomorrow... probably after work or something EDIT: PS.. jumping jacks SUCK when you have big boobs
Fly To The Angels
Pictures of you-- oh, theyre still on my mind--you had the smile--that could light up the world--now it rains--it seems the sun never shines--and I drive--down--this lonely lonely road--oooo I got this feelin'--girl I gotta let you go--(Chorus)--'cause now youve got to fly--(fly high)--fly to the angels--heaven awaits your heart--and flowers bloom in your name--you've got to fly--(fly high)--fly to the angels--all the stars in the night--shine in your name--though it hurts me--way deep inside--when I took a look--and found that you're not there--I tried to convince myself--that the PAIN--the PAIN is still not gone--but still I drive--down--this lonely lonely road--oo I got this feeling--girl I gotta let you go--(repeat chorus)FLYYYY!!!--(musical interlude)--oo yeah--(musical interlude)--and still I drive --down--this lonely lonely road--oo I got this feelin' --oh--I can't let you go--BUT I KNOW that youve got to fly--(fly high)--fly to the angels--heaven awaits your heart--and flowers
By God, All This Procrastination Is Finally Going To Pay Off.
Or not, as the case may be. The exam is tomorrow. And the next day. I have to show up at the test center at some ungodly hour (seven) that I'm not even sure exists. I'm not certain of this, but I don't think it's light out at seven. In my opinion, there are only a handful of things that you can do when it isn't light out, and taking a godforsaken test isn't one of them. I will lodge my protests in the morning. In the dark. The last time I took this test, it was in a different state, and it was proctered in a fine american city, and I stayed in a fine hotel. You know it's a fine hotel when there are glasses in your room. Glasses made from glass. Glasses that you could steal, but for the fact that people who stay in fine hotels have their own glasses made from glass at home, so they do not steal the ones in their fine hotel room. There are two plastic cups in my hotel room.
Lmao
he sooo doesn't remember snuggling up to me at the bar... he was at work so i didn't go into detail.. i told him that i was MORE than happy being just friends... and i will... thats all i really need out of ANYONE right now.. yes i am crushin (told him that too... i grew some balls tonight) but i really just need the friendship :D i told him we could talk tomorrow and i would tell him all he did or whatever... I don't know if he is interested.. but i did make it clear i really want friendship even if he WASN'T interested.. :D
The Real Deal
SO HERE'S THE DEAL. BY NOW, AT LEAST SOME OF YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN HELPING A FRIEND IN HER CONTEST. IT'S PRETTY CUT AND DRY. THE MORE RATES WE CAN GET ON HER CONTEST PIC, THE LESS COMMENT BOMBING IT WILL REQUIRE TO WIN. WINNER IS DETERMINED BY TOTAL OVERALL POINTS. I HAVE BEEN BOMBING AND HAVE HAD A STATUS ASKING FOR A RATE FOR A WEEK NOW, AS WELL AS MY BLOG (# 7 BLOG ON FU BY THE WAY) BULLETINS THAT DON'T GET READ. I'VE ALSO BEEN ASKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST IN THE SHOUT BOX IF THEY WILL RATE THE PIC. I SIMPLY WILL NOT ENTER A SHOUTBOX OF A NON FRIEND AND ASK FOR A RATE, NOT MY STYLE. I GUESS MY QUESTION IS.. WITH THE BLOG, PAGE STATUS, BULLETINS AND PEOPLE SEE ME COMMENTING A PIC OVER AND OVER AGAIN ... WHY DO I HAVE TO GO SO FAR AS TO ASKING YOU IN YOUR SHOUTBOX FOR 1 RATE IF YOU ARE ON MY FRIENDS LIST? I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO GO INTO DEFINITIONS OF "FRIEND" I AM JUST GOING TO SAY THIS ... IF YOU'RE ON MY LIST... YOU CAN ...... (1) RATE THE PIC OR (2) REMO
Wtf Is Going On!!
So.. i talked to him tonight... quite a bit... he wants to go out wed night again (whole group of us.. not a date)... i am like... um... maybe... and am like.. dood... yesterday you could barely talk to me..... but i didn't say that part LOL i dunno... i probably will.. i need alcohol I am SOO stressed out... it just hit me today that i could possibly have cervical cancer... i know my GYN told me... but... it JUST hit me.. i was crying at work.. blarg... few more weeks and i will know... my appointment is on the 17th.. on another note... my cat had her kitten.. there were 4.. one died..we tried to save it but poor little thing... so we have three babies... cute little boogers... i have a few pics to post in a bit... i forgot how little baby kitties are... though.. one of the little fuckers is fat.. i am naming him after Deacon LOL!!!
Yeah, You've Heard It Before.
I'm sure you have all heard about the name change. Blah. I think it looks like shit now. I didn't want people to find me. Why else would I put a lame location and have symbols in my name? Anyway, looking at Scrapper's blog, they didn't really ask many people about this change. Hence my status. I would kind of like to see everyone that wants the symbols back to put their old name as their status. What do ya think? I know, I know...LAAAAME!!
A Lil Sumn Sumn...
to soothe this sunday evenin...maybeh When Im on here, and Im not active in mummblogpicoggle mode, then more than half the time, this is what Im doing. Its my oldest and best friend, it keeps me grounded, its probably most responsible for my laid back demeanor. Otherwise I would prolly be a snide sack of gnashing teeth like seems to be so popular nowadays. So just another lil peek intomy bedroom for my friends. From me to you. :) ;) For those that cant see in FF, it will be in my stash also
Due Date
Of course I can go look at the pregnancy due date calculator things to determine an estimate but thats just what they are, an estimate. I'd really like a better idea of when this baby is gonna decide to be born Anyway, I did the calculator thingy and it should happen sometime in late October, early November. Wouldn't it be so cool to have a Halloween baby!???!
Boogers
WhenI go to someone's house, andI don't have a handkerchief or kleenex, is it okay ifI wipe the boogers on the wall or couch or a chair?
How I Feel...if You Don't Like It Too Bad
I guess I'll use blue since that's how I'm feeling lately. I'm just sort of in a funk lately. I've been losing a lot of friends. And I know it's only a matter of time until I feel like I'm gonna lose everyone else too. And over the last 10 years or so I've lost many friends to moving, death, marriage, etc. Everyone always starts out saying the same thing. "Oh we'll stay in touch I PROMISE"...everyone always promises. And out of all the people who have promised, I think 2 have actually kept the promise and that's VERY VERY rarely that I ever hear from them. And one of them is on Facebook that's the only reason I ever hear from her. And I've lost a lot of people who I thought were friends on here to a certain bitch who thinks she's hot shit, thinks she knows me, and probably has a miserable life and likes to take it out on other people. A lot of you who will read this knows who she is. But on another note...I feel like I've been replaced in a lot of peoples' lives. I sti
Music To Have Sex By
I have NEVER had sex with music playing in the background, unless you count a quickie in the truck when I was a teenager. :P Anywho.....I was talking with a friend and he told me about this song and it just oozes sex music. It's sultry and makes you wanna get naked. Enjoy :) Lyrics | Puscifer - REV 22:20 lyrics
You Know What I Love?
thats right. boobies.
Manditory Staff Meeting
Manditory Staff Meeting 4/18 - 9:00 pm EST. Please leave a comment below stating if you will be there. No comment & no show means you no longer have a position with Bad Habitz until you can find more time to come in... I have sent this to you in both yim and fubar... there is NO reason for no responce. Meeting will be held in here Please subscribe prior to the meeting... it will be changing to members only. Thank you
Wow!!!!!,,,,seriously???
Miss. Confederate History Month ignores slavery By EMILY WAGSTER PETTUS, Associated Press Writer Emily Wagster Pettus, Associated Press Writer – MonApr12, 6:50pmET JACKSON, Miss. – Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour drew criticism for proclaiming April as Confederate Heritage Month without mentioning slavery, the second governor this month to come under fire for the omission. Rep. Robert Johnson, D-Natchez, who is black, said Monday that people need to learn about the "abhorrent, violent, depraved actions of slavery." Virginia's Republican governor, Bob McDonnell, also named April as Confederate History Month but his original proclamation didn't mention slavery. After coming under national criticism, McDonnell last week revised it to denounce slavery as "evil and inhumane." Barbour, also a Republican who helped campaign for McDonnell last year, said Sunday on CNN that slavery was bad but a fuss over McDonnell's original proclamation "doesn't amount to diddly." B
Pest
I was being a masochist today and decided to chaperone my daughters 2nd grade field trip to the zoo. On the bus ride up, I was pestered the whole time by Devon. "Talia's mom, HEY Talia's mom!" "Yes Devon" "Hi" "Hi Devon, how are you?" "*giggle* good" 1min later... "HEY Talia's mom. Talia's mom, back here" "Yes Devon?" "*giggle & huge grin* Hi" "Hi Devon" This went on for about 1.5 hours the whole way up. As soon as we got there we lost him. But once it was time to get back on the bus, it was the same routine. His dad sat across from me on the bus, trying to get him to stop buggin me, but nothing doing. Finally his dad looked at me and said "I am so sorry, he hasn't shut up about Talia's Mom since last years trip to the orchard. I think you're his first crush". I laughed, and tried to slouch down and hide behind the seat. Well, now dad wants to have a play date for Talia & Devon, but I can't help but feel weirded out by the 8 year old oogeling my assets. So is it wrong that
F*ck Fubar.
this website is a fucking joke. first of all, you've got all these old people that try to live their life through a fucking website. THEN you have people telling me that my daily clothes are not appropriate... and may arouse an old man who might just have a heart attack and die... do you realize that i wear this stuff on a daily basis? but i'm not allowed to post pictures of me in my low cut tops [that you can see me out in public wearing]. god damn, i thought this was supposed to be an adult website? but then you give ugly jealous bitches the option to report my image. i'm glad that there are adults out there that are tattle tales, because who else would i have to bitch about? stop being such an uptight fucking cunt... go out, fix yourself up. buy some new clothes [just nothing low cut..because you can't post pics of it], get a makeover, whatever.. just stay the fuck out of my business. i am an adult. i have every right to post pictures of me in a low cut top. oh my god, yes i have bo
Klinky Good Times
Perhaps it is the wine or perhaps our online familiarity has eased the tension, but the nervousness is gone now. Your cheekbones are high and your eyes are deep when bathed in the candlelight. You look incredible and you know it. Your confidence shows through. As you reach up behind your head and release your hair down to your shoulders, it all becomes too much for me. I need you. Now. I reach up to touch your face and you instinctively turn toward me. Our lips meet, softly at first, just barely brushing as we test the limits of our desire. It doesn’t take long. Soon we are enmeshed together, kissing deeply and pulling one another closer. It is a passionate unleashing of what we both know has been coming for months. Pulling away, you take me by the hand and say, "Follow me." You make me smile as I follow you, lithely guiding me into your bedroom. You slip off into the dark for a moment and return with something in your hand. "Here, put this on." "A Captain’s hat?" "Ye
Question
How many calories are there in a booger?
He Likes It In His Butt!
Jasmine: how about a cactus? bananaboy2k: i told ya honey u can try all you want i m your slave... at your service your higness Jasmine: so you'd like a banana up your bum? how about a cucumber?...it's bigger and harder bananaboy2k: ummmm yeah honey.. anything for you.. i m your slave.... you have lovely eyes enof to seduce.. i wont think it wud ba rape .. wud love to feel it from you..uummmmm Jasmine: can i anally rape you with that banana? bananaboy2k: do you know magic... turn me into that icecream i wud b lucky to melt inside your mouth...uummmm
Things I Wonder About
- When you're going insane, how do you know when you've arrived? - Why does bacon taste so good when pigs smell so bad? - Who taught Webster how to spell? - Why do people stop swimming when it starts to rain? - Who governs politicians? - If you fail at failing, does that make you a success? More to follow as I think of new questions. Feel free to add your own questions or comments :D
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!
Hi kids. I'm a little agitated. Last night I worked until 2 am only to come home and find the screen door locked. I had to climb the back gate to get in. Fell asleep around 4 am, woke up at 5 am and at work by 6. Finished up around 11:30 and headed home ready for a drink and perhaps a nap. My neighbor's 27 year old son moved back home. It's not that he can't find a job, he doesn't look. He got kicked out of the Army for being too stupid and lazy. His mommy thinks he can do no wrong so he sits on the back deck and drinks all day. The asshole keeps parking in my driveway, blocking it, because then all he has to do is cross the street to his house instead of parking down the block and walking about 50 yards. He's done this a dozen or so times in the past few months. Every time I have to go over and wake his lazy ass up to move the car so I can park in MY OWN fucking drive way. His excuse "I didn't think you'd be home yet and I was watching so I could move it". Except he's al
[s.a.d.s]
You ever notice there's no adult equivalent of sudden infant death syndrome but there probably should be? Food for thought. I'm eating... 3 hours late, and I'm eating my bachelor's surprise (seasoned sardines and rice). It seriously cooks with about 2 seconds of involvement. Why? Why why ... therein the why... I think my father just disowned me. I fear many things in my lifethings like "my condition is ruining my life and severing my ties with my loved ones". True for today at least. My dad opens my garage door (scares the ever living hell out of me because no call, no notice and ... uh I'm afraid of people).I jokingly say "I'm calling the cops- I've asked that you not do that." He stomps up to me with a box in his arms and flings it in my face most people say this in hyperbole as a turn of phrase I had a cardboard box full of matter and therefor mass slammed into my face. Not my vicinity not my personal space not within arm's reach. Painfully thrust into the frontal r
People Who Think All Gays,bi's Etc Have Std's Are Just Naive And Pathetic Js.....
PEOPLE WHO THINK ALL GAYS,BI'S ETC HAVE STD'S ARE JUST NAIVE AND PATHETIC JS..... I mean i do not see genders i see hearts ... i like all i suppose ... sometimes its hard to believe how people are and how hateful blind or naive they can be even these days ... ( LOOK AT COMMENTS IN THIS MUM) http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=597166) - NOT THE MUM POSTER OR HIS MUM - THE COMMENTS THE MUM MADE BY OTHERS IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF-OHHH YER I WANNA ADD THAT PEOPLE THAT ASSUME THAT ALL GAYS AND BI WILL SLEEP WITH ANY AND EVERY GAY OR BI PERSON ALSO PISSES ME OFF...
How Active Is Your Imagination?
You Have an Extremely Active Imagination Your mind is vivid, lively, and colorful. There is a lot going on in your head. You have the ability to make pictures and movies in your mind. You are extremely visual. Your creativity knows no bounds. You don't put restrictions or limits on your thoughts. You have a gift that other people wish they had. So exercise that imagination as much as you want! How Active is Your Imagination? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!
Rjd
RIP Ronnie James Dio.
Since I Can't
Since I can't write mumms for a week unless directed, I have decided to write blogs! Made up my own mind! Mumom!
Tree Day
I worked in 30mph gusts on Tuesday in a 90' cottonwood. I knew at the time it was a good blow but I pushed through cause my daughter was flying in early afternoon. I got home to see trees on power lines everywhere on the local news. Kinda grateful to be safe at home. Bagged work today in the face of 25mph gust this morning. Couldn't pull the trigger. Guess I'll have something to do tomorrow.
Poor Lonely Futards.
So I changed my default pic to a large breated whore-bird. It's a a rare species I know. Since my profile is set to "friends only" I wanted to see how many friend requests I would get from just the picture. In 15 minutes I got 54 friend requests. All but 3 were blank. Poor horny young lads. Don't they have Playboy anymore?
Sunday
well how was YOUR weekend? hope it was good... i did my first piercing on someone else...NO i didnt screw it up, but what a rush!! i think i need to look in to doing this more often! I have a friend who wants me to do a Tragus pircing, the little nub of cartilage on the ear, and i am nervous about going thru it... i watched some videos and looks simple enough, i have all the tools with the exception of a tube to catch the needle after it goes thru... anyways...I finally got good news from unemployment!!! YAY i should be recieving my money with in a week...all the way back from febuary 6th!!! woot!! anyways, thats about it... anyone have the piercing on their tragus done with a story??? as you were
Cluck Therapy
Remember how the power went out at my house for 15 days in January? Maybe you don't. But I do. Anyway, as you may or may not remember, there was an ice storm that snapped thousands of power poles. To fix this, they had to drill holes into frozen ground and stick new power poles in the holes. Unfortunately, as the ground thawed and many feet of snow melted, everything here got swampy, and the power poles, by virtue of pure magic, started popping straight out of the now-soggy ground. This, added to a recent flurry of electrical storms and five tornados--one of which was half a mile wide and destroyed farms located less than 10 miles from me--has made the existence of electricity at my home a rarity. This is wild country, baby. And so, I'm spending the early part of summer doing all the things I love to do, few of which require electricity. I gather asparagus in the morning, and I grill it in the evening. I'm planting out flat after flat of tomatoes, peppers, and eggplant--lit
Me
i feel very mundane today....... carry on.
Nsfw Blog, Sorry
Why are there so many fucking pussies with comment approval on the mumms?
Blogger And Mummer
I am an AWESOME blogger and mummer, at least I think so! That is all!
[15 Days]
God only knows how long I'll keep this blog up because I have to delete blogs to read old blogs. yeah... anyway. So, pretty much every aspect of my life is crumbling.Again. ... wait for itwait for it OKAY!EVERYONE PRETEND TO BE SURPRISED! ... Totally used to it.And of course, I spent five hours on the phone today. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY so what has me so irritated? There's at least one mouse in the house, I've set ... 10 traps for it because I refuse to be overrun again. The blogs on this site are completely fucked and my air conditioner stopped working yesterday. I'll let that sink in as I inform you that it is 90 degrees in my house right now at 10:00 PM, and ... this oily wet feeling on my skin probably indicates that it is heeeeeellla fucking humid. So I call my friend who hooked it upand he says "I can't get there until the sunday after next" ... nowI know my friend.I know that he has a poor grasp of time I know that he doesn't
Call 911
That's what I'm hearing right now. Now don't get me wrong, if something was really going on, I'd call. It's just that the people at the top of my street are wanting to fight with someone at the middle of the street. Now I hear sirens, lol I was almost mugged last night. The end
Surrystock
For those that missed it in the other blog, my former band had a reunion to headline at festival out in the country yesterday. The 15 acres or so were littered with tents and campsites of the partygoers, as it is encouraged to stay as opposed to leaving after a whole day of sun, drinking, and exhaustion. It is an opportunity for me to see a lot of ole familiar faces that I generally dont get a chance to get together with throughout the year. This one was no disappointment in that homecoming effect. Mid day, things were parlayed by the usual afternoon shower, which blew over and things recommenced. 2 more bands played , then we were up, with the crowd primed in full form Throughout the day, I had talked with strangers in the crowd, to find out it had really been played up about this last band being a literal walk-on, one member flying in from Maine, another from Cali, another from NorthCarolina, and the other from a neighboring county, and were just gonna take the stage with no rehe
Ha!!
Men annoyingly assume ... That you want an eggwhiteomelet, not a regular yokey delicious one, because youmustbe on a diet. That you can’t parallel park. That you’re in a bad mood because you must be getting your period. That you don’t like manly alcohols like beer and whiskey. That you know nothing about sports. That you can’t operate a power drill. That you own 10 million pairs of shoes. ....... lmao!!!! That because you’re a single female, you want a relationship and you obviously want it with them. That you’re a fan of Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon, and Julia Roberts’ movies. That you have an opinion on Edward versus Jacob.
David Ruffin
Common Man-David Ruffin I have dreamed a dream, there a common manAh, hoping to rise to the topI have sworn by my blood as your man, my loveThat one day, I promiseOne day your hurting would stopBut I'll never never never never changeI never change one single grain of sandOh, thanks to you babyFor just loving a common manI want to thank you this evening Oh, I thought, I thought that I failed you soBut that's when you turn around and look me in my eyesAnd you let me knowYou said and you said it softlyI didn't have to worry about being a common manYou said, "David, you don't have to worry about rising to the top"You said, you said, you said I didn't have to swear by my bloodBut ah baby, that one day your heartaches would stopThen you put your arms around me and you saidYou never never never never caredIf I never change one single grain of sandYou said, "I love you, babyI love you for just being a common man"For my gratitude just keep on growingYeah, for recognizing me, I thank you ba
Boops' Fault
See how nice I can be? hankypoo: tons of people keep buying me drinks 12:20am Passion s ...: yes...did you read what I explained up there ^^ 12:20am hankypoo: yea 12:21am hankypoo: how do i chat with people 12:21am Passion s ...: I dunno how much you know about this site - but it's a 'game'...part of the game is to 'level' - you click on things to earn points - rating/fanning/adding 12:21am hankypoo: am i hot enough 12:21am Passion s ...: you chat like you are now...but depending on who you chat with, you have to buy 'em stuff first 12:21am Passion s ...: oh ffs, in this place you can be 400lb with a feedbag on 12:22am hankypoo: is that good? 12:23am hankypoo: did you rate me good 12:23am Passion s ...: depends on the perspective...yes, on fubar, you only rate 10, 11 or 1...it's the rules 12:23am
The Bikers Prayer
Oh Great Maker, in the sky, grant me safety as I ride by., Protect me now as I ride today, ride with me on a straight & smooth Highway. Thank you for This Harley I ride, There's nothing else like it, though many have tried. Protect my family and these colors I wear, may their journey be a long and straight one 'cause I know you care. Watch over us , as we ride today, give us nerves of steel, and quick reaction to get out of harms way. Finally Lord put an Angel on our shoulder, and follow your path we will try, this we promise you 'til we become " Ghost Riders In The Sky." AMEN
What Season Do You Feel Like?
You Feel Like Spring You have reached a point in your life where new opportunities are coming your way. The future is exciting and bright. You are excited to start making plans. It's likely that you have been stuck in bit of a rut, but that's all about to change. You're ready to explore, learn, challenge yourself, and grow. All of a sudden, the world is much more colorful. What Season Do You Feel Like? Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself
John Vs John Or Why I'm Destined To Be A Cat Lady
In his rather hilarious compilation of essays Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Chuck Klosterman said he’d likely never be able to fully satisfy a woman, nor, in turn, would any woman be able to satisfy him. The reason? John Cusack. “It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn’t the number-one box-office star in America, because every straight girl I know would sell her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker. For upwardly mobile women in their twenties and thirties, John Cusack is the neo-Elvis. But here’s what none of these upwardly mobile women seem to realize: They don’t love John Cusack. They love Lloyd Dobler.” Lloyd Dobler, of course, is the character from the 1989 classic Say Anything. But, here’s where it gets slightly more complicated than a cutesy, humorous rant blaming John Cusack for all 30-something men’s relationship woes. It&r
How Can This Plan Go Wrong?..
One day when I have kids of my own I plan to raise them the same way fubar runs it's site.. 1.) Do as I say and not as I do.. 2.) Punishment without reason.. 'You're grounded' "But Daddy, what did I do?" 'You're grounded another week'.. 3.) If you bad mouth me, your mother or any of the family in any way I will lock you in a closet.. Forever.. 4.) Just when everything is great I will find a way to fuck it up and piss off the whole family.. "You love the old dog?.. Too bad, I'm going to run him over and get a more annoying dog." 5.) I need to have more than 1 kid so I can play favorites to the ones who kiss my ass the most and ignore the one I don't like.. 6.) All babysitters will wear Orange. They will ignore any real problems and only harass the kids when they are having fun.. 7.) If one of the kids is having a Birthday they must pay homage to me and their Mother.. Jewlery for Mom and Beer and smokes for Dad.. 8.) Any time the kids have a life s
This Time It Is About Me And Only
Hello my Friends, I am posting this Blog to let you know what happened in my life recently and what I am dealing with right NOW. I was not feeling well for a while, first thought perhaps my spine surgery had something to do with it but one day was so bad that I ended in a hospital. Tests, tests, and more tests until doctor came to me and told me : You have a pancreas cancer and have 2 months to live!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In my wildest imagination I would never thought of that. How do you react? How do you take it? I think even till now I did not get a full message. This message was like a bomb to my Family (except MOM, she does not know anything about it yet)) and my best friends who immediately started helping, searching for some answers and studying everything about my cancer. This tremendous amount of positive energy and prayers from all over the World...and here is my special THANK YOU all for yours as well...made me cry many times, except they were happy tears. I was and still
[that Russian Word For "mushroom Crazy"]
What was that word again?Oh...wait... doesn't matter- I did something awesome tonight.First offlet me just say that as a person that averages eating a bowl of rice once per day (seriously)I sure do get tired of American long grain*shrugs*anything more need be stated?Didn't think so.So I picked up a big bag of basmati rice and put in a batch for dinner.~ orgasmically different.Sure I'll occasionally switch to short grain or brown rice but there's something... rich and crispyabout basmati, more fragrant tooAnd since I went to Sam's last night to pick up a brick of food for a hunger drive we were sponsoring at work, I decided to grab a bushel of mushroomscuzlet's face itSam's is bulk ogtfoSo I had to make sure I could use whatever I picked up, no matter how much storage room I hadI don't have the means to dry all these mushrooms so I came up with a pretty awesome idea >>This is a mushroom... curry... gravy... sauce...thingI took about one cup of thai red curry (that goopy stuf that usuall
Long Day 2.0
"Just starting? Did you have an official ceremony with Oompa Loompas cutting the ribbon? Or did they just turn the "Open" sign on?""Actually, I had a small ceremony. I got a Johnny Depp crush so naturally I designed the opening sequence complete with dolls, fireworks & theme song. It was smashing, I got standing ovation." she said excitingly. "Oh, complete with dolls set on fire and melting? I'm duly impressed." which wasn't a lie. "Eh. it was 2nd hand store dolls & it was the soundtrack from the movie and I use propane torch to melt the dolls & used the fire extinguisher. The set was in my office and I was the only audience, quite anti-climatic. But I still got that standing ovation. My palms were sore for half the day." she beamed. Is there no end to this woman? "So, this crush on Johnny, is he the reason why you got into chocolate? I mean, don't tell me you're going to try to drown a boy in chocolate syrup trying to boost sales.""Oh, nothing of the sort. I do have a liquid chocolat
Hot Wet And Oily!
Ok... here comes BOnnie and i live right in the projected paths center... its a little storm but its possible that it will bring a shit load of oil with it in the storm surge... i live by the river and i hope we dont get flooded too bad :( as you were
Making Skins
Ok, Im messing with skins, and i have the basics figured out. I understand the fonts and font color, background image and the boxes back ground color and what not... I am frusterated cuz i am attempting to put a nissan logo cursor in, and when i enter the url, and preview the skin, i get an arrow instead of nissan... and the image for the top of the page wont show. I know the link works because i put it behind the box where my pic is on my profile... im tryina finger this shit out myself, and i fail lol as you were
I Go Back On My Promise
I know I said that I had posted the last PNG blog, but there have been shocking events, that I feel I must update on. Ok, they aren't shocking, but I knew I had to get you hooked in the first sentence. I mentioned that PNG was off Thursday and Friday, so Monday was her first day back in the office. She came in and we were talking just a bit, and she mentioned something of her plans and said her date showed up, so that was good. Since sarcasm is my oeuvre, I recognized “herein, lies opportunity!” So I made what I thought at the time was a tactical mistake: I mentioned that I too had a date this past weekend. We discussed it a bit, and talked of other business. Upon further reflection, I came to the conclusion that PNG must have believed that I was a married man on the make, and not the catch of the year bachelor that I am. I base this assumption on the fact that now that PNG knows I am out on the market, there has been a definite increase in our interactions in th
What Flavor Lemonade Are You?
You Are Cranberry Lemonade You are sassy and snarky. You are full of attitude. You may be a bit sharp and sour at times, but you're always lively. You bring a bit of zing to every occasion. You are loud, honest, and spirited. You love to tell it like it is. You're one of a kind, and people love that about you. What Flavor Lemonade Are You? Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hiding
2fer
andrethegiant: hey 7:59pm andrethegiant: u wanna see me hard 8:05pm Suga Lips: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO it's not some kind of trick, you know Them there's this guy *eye roll* (FYI: my husband never read the conversation, I just felt like throwing it in there to see what this moron would say.) virtuousma...: you there? 7:24pm Suga Lips: Yes 7:26pm virtuousma...: ok 7:34pm virtuousma...: why so quiet? 7:35pm Suga Lips: just bored 7:35pm virtuousma...: why? 7:36pm Suga Lips: Nothing going on 7:37pm virtuousma...: need action? 7:38pm Suga Lips: It's 9:40pm, I dont think I'm going anywhere lol 7:39pm virtuousma...: are you in a playing mood? 7:40pm
Facials
SORRY, this blog has nothing to do with facials of any kind. I just know how you people are about titles! So remember in school, in a writing class, when you were told to ask "who, what, where. when"? Did you ever think that these simple rules of reprting would come in handy for anything else? not me! So when people get all up in my business and running off at the mouth, most likely they arent someone who even knows me. so I kinda come up with a list of Questions to helpalleviatedrama. WHAT. whats the motivation for whats being said. usually its twisted truths and lies. Who? Who is it they are pissed off about? chances are it isnt the target of the slander When? when did the shit really start. its never the day you heard about it. these people are weak and wont confront the person they are really mad at, they just run their mouths until they convince themselves they are in the right. WHY again. figuring out what the real issue is, makes it go away. For example.. most of the
Yup. I Went Red. Really Red Lol
Photo Tagging Is Here!
A few days ago we turned on the ability to tag your fubar friends and random objects/items in photos. In the next few weeks as we get more tags entered into the system, we'll start adding some searching and grouping features around the tags. Make sure to get your photos tags if you want them included! There's also a few achievements associated with the tags to make it more entertaining. To add tags to a photo simply click the "My" menu item at the top left of the page, then select "Photos". Under each photo you'll find a "Tag Photo" link, click that and you can enter your tags. Soon we'll also be letting you tag people who aren't on fubar, that should be good times. :P If you have any troubles or ideas to make the photo tagging better, feel free to leave a comment in this blog or in the Support blog. Have a good weekend everyone! -mike
Contemplating Fu-retirement
be warned at this point I am only rambling and not serious about it yet so here goes. Well, where do I start? Ive been on this site for almost four years, made some great friends, also made some huge mistakes. I really don't like the direction fubar is taking, going away from social networking and more towards mindless self gratification as the means towards the end of a game that is ,simply put, unwinnable. Kudos to fumanagement for attempting to keep things interesting and advertisement free but on the same token I think the different things to earn points and achievements has put the focus more on fubar and less on each other. Now its a matter of 1 in MAYBE 10,000 ppl on fu that i actually feel like talking to, not odds I like very much. In fact I talked to a higher percentage of ppl on yahoo than i did fubar. It used to be we talked in the sb everyday, someone always had something to say and although it had its share of drama at times we could still talk to each other fairly ope
Want To Join The Fubar Street Team?
The purpose of the Fubar Street Team is to promote! Get the word our in any way you can! We want some more cool peeps on fubar! As a Street Team Prospect - Please go through the following as do it as your time allows. This is volunteer, dont stress urself on anything. - You must have an approved salute - Add the Fubar Street Team page as a friend: http://fubar.com/user/400- Make Street Team folder in your pictures. Once you are accepted as a friend, you will be able to continue on and view the blogs. - PLEASE ALLOW UP TO 24 HOURS FOR YOUR FRIEND REQUEST TO BE ACCEPTED - Please read all blogs to get caught up on what we have been doing.- View Street Team page photos to see how we have been promoting.- Before you do ANY promoting, please read this: http://fubar.com/beckee420-offers-up-some-great-promo-idea/b334873-1131284 - Add the Silver Wings to your profile in your 'About Me' section: http://fubar.com/street-team-prospects-add-the-silver-wings-to-your-about-me/b334837-
Yawn
jonny: hi want to watch baby? 4:33pm Kloverlynn: watch? 4:34pm jonny: on cam .... 4:35pm jonny: i'm fun, it's BIG lol 4:35pm Kloverlynn: LOL You have no pics..why would I wanna see a faceless man on cam? 4:35pm jonny: u can peek if ur ...naughty lol 4:35pm Kloverlynn: big...hmmm...can I still remove it with hedge clippers? 4:35pm Kloverlynn: naughty huh 4:35pm jonny: aaaargh evil girl 4:36pm jonny: cmon n cam w me 4:37pm jonny: cmon n cam w me babe 4:37pm jonny: get naughty 4:37pm jonny: im urs to toy with lol
I Don't Turn You On. Now Eff Off.
Xentarios: Hello gorgeous. 9:34am Suga Lips: hi 9:35am Xentarios: Love your pics. You are so sexy. How is your day going? 9:38am Suga Lips: Thanks. Good and yours? 9:39am Xentarios: Great though now im all turned on and you arent here to help me with that. 9:39am Suga Lips: Right. They have porn and you have hands, you know 9:41am Xentarios: Yea that is true though i dont look at porn much unless it is someone i know lol. Cant get excited about anyone i dont talk to lol 9:41am Suga Lips: Well then there really shouldn't be an issue with me, should there? 9:42am Xentarios: Well i can talk to you . But its not really a bad thing so i will be ok. 9:43am Suga Lips: Look dude, I'm not here for your dick 9:45am Xentarios: Never said you were. Id be afraid of catching something from some random person online. That would be scary. 9:46am Suga Lips: Good. Wonderful.
Want To Win A 1 Month Vip, 7 Day Blast Or 25 Credit Bling Pack
Its my birthday this weekend but somebody else will get the prize Make me a birthday salute, and I will put it in a folder and the person with the most rates at the end will get their choice of A) 1 month VIP B) 7 day Blast C) 25 credit Bling pack I am looking to start this contest on Saturday 09-04-2010, will start it after I get 10 people to join I am planning on ending it on Sunday 09-12-2010 Let me know if you want in
Green Fingers
I thought it was about time for another stoned blog .... The plant in question is my first attempt at growing my own. Him: When do you think your plant will be ready??? Me: I thought it was starting to smell the other day ... Him: Of weed??? Me: Well yeah, I thought it was that until I realised that it was the raspberry candle beside it ... Him: *speechless*
[to Kill A Dead Man]
10 points if you get the refwithout googling.New tangentWhenwherehowwhywhowhatI lost my mind.We're gonna try and stay on a prose bent.No promises.I miss my mumm privshence the 50 people that got "your mother" as my status comment on their page.Doggy has fleasand I have a MASSIVE ... thing under the surface of my skin just under where my nose things sit from my glasses.It hurts.Its ugly.The only answer is to amputate.Actuallyno ones gonna noticeeverthat's the upshot on head wounds.The brain damage makes you not care... oh and everyone's too busy staring at the scar anyway.I am gonna sleep like a poached redwoodright after I mix motrin PM and an antihystemeneso...20 minutes?
Guaranteed Ways To Get In Her Panties Now!!!!
This is actually a repost but it's been awhile and I revamped it to share with my mates at [sic]Phukars. So you've met a foxy lady on the world wide web and want to make sure you get to meet her? well, i have some tips and tricks to ensure you'll meet the little lass and also work your way right into the cotton panties you never imagine her wearing! 1. Probe Into Her Inner Workings. Just to avoid any confusion later, be sure to always ask right at the start of your interactions, "So, do you like anal?" because that's the first thing any respectable girl wants to discuss--you shoving something up her ass before you even know her name. To ensure a fast meetup, ask her to spread her cheeks in front of the bathroom mirror and take pics of her asshole for you. Quickest way to a girl's heart? Yep. Through her asshole. 2. Ask Intimate Questions Absolutely ask for her bra size. It's common knowledge that a 2 digit number and letter combo will determine whether or not her t
Today Only!
Status:TODAY ONLY: 12 Credit Bling Pak To Me To Get Family Access To See The Very Naughty Me!!...ONLY 10 BUX!!! And her name is Chesty... One of the many things about Fu that never ceases to amaze me.
The Office Radio
Not going to debate the appropriateness of a radio station that plays "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen at the office. I can tell you this much, it's never appropriate to sing along. "FAT BOTTOM GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND!"
Update
Spent some time at the hospital with Mom today.Not much change.They do have some other people that go to the same Dialysis center with the SAME infection.Makes me furious!!!! The ICU nurses were total bitches and I had to show my cunty side.My mother enjoyed it lol She is kinda twisted....... lol Gotta love her. I truly appreciate all the thoughts,positive vibes and prayers.They do mean a lot to me. huge hugs and lots of love Kit
Problem Solving Essay
I've had a little bit of writer's block, which is unusual for me. The past week's distractions have prevented me from sitting down and picking a topic for this week's essay, Problem Solving Essay. A penny for your thoughts....
Mfkn Family
MFKN Family Back in the Summer of 2009 a family was created here on fubar. You will know this family as MFKN. When this family first started it was founded by MFKN Bubzy and MFKN Cruser. For those of you that where around back then, you will remember that MFKN took over fubar. It became HUGE! There were over 200 members within the first 3 days. Over the last year MFKN has become very quiet up until the last few weeks. MFKN Bubzy and her hubby Playinhard had taken a long break to deal with real life. Congrats on the new baby by the way! Your baby is absolutely precious. While they were away MFKN The Slut and MFKN Cori were the ones that volunteered to run things while in their absence. In the last two months there have been two homepages created and then deleted. There was a homepage created by former MFKN member Seed of Filth. This homepage was created when The Slut and Cori had problems accessing the original homepage and Seed was trying to keep MFKN together. Once the homepage w
Happy Birthday Playerette!!
Hell she's even real... We don't call her Shut Down Sharmy for nothin. lol...so.. xPlayerettex MJBxWCB@ fubar
Blocked....again Ha Ha
About a week ago Kyle asked me to give him the block link to a certain user. I did that. I asked him about it and he said that the guy would come to his page every day and rate him a 1, but he couldn't do anything because he was blocked. More on this whole tool tip thing in a few. Needless to say I give the guy a piece of my mind in a profile comment. He has his profile set on comment approval so I know it didn't get posted. I just wanted to vent and I did. He FINALLY came back and rated me a 1. I'd thank him for the points, but I can't....lol. He's such a douche. Now on to the tooltip thing. Why is it that if someone has you blocked, you can't see their tool tip? Now anyone can block you and stalk you and you are left to do NOTHING. If you want to block them, you have to have a friend go and get the block link for you. The thing sucks. I don't really want people to know when I block someone. It's not their business. Now it has to be. More people tend to ask WHY than to mind thei
Last Day!
Today is my last day on this job. My plan is to stay through lunch, going out with the guys one last time, then come back in and hand in my stuff and go. I wont say I am doing a lot of work, but I did do a little, PNG did need some help after all ;) I have the Deftones cranking and I am just surfing Fubar. Hey they said I couldn't take my time off, so I am doing a little in office vacation.
The Reaper Is Now Taking Fu Souls In Halloween Massacre 14th
For Passion's - Don't Ask
Short video: seriously, if you ask, then ask passion's, cuz I forgot why I did this.
What To Do?
So, I am in the midst of a real dilemma and I don't want to MuMM about it. I am trying to keep my mouth shut, but it's getting harder to do. My son's fiancee's little girl just turned 3 and had her party Sunday. She received and overwhelming amount of presents. The only other children there was my 2 grandchildren. Blake is also 3. Khloe is 1. Khloe and Parker are half sisters. I have noticed A LOT lately that her mommy is definitely playing favorites. Parker's party was held at a civic center whereas Blake's and even Khloe's first birthday was held in their home. Parker got twice as much stuff as both Blake and Khloe on their respective birthdays. Parker refused to share any of the new toys with Blake or Khloe. She went so far as to even take Blake's toy gun from him and scream that it was hers. It was the only toy he had there. He looked shocked and then asked "you just want to see it?" After the party she refused to let Blake in the vehicle to go home.
Love
I love Dr. Black. He is the bestest person in the world. While Jen is sun shining in the sky, Dr. Black causes the sun to rise and set. He is our reason for living. He loves me too. :) This is his favorite blog ever.
Which Beatle Are You?
You Are John Lennon You are smart, experimental, and questioning. Most people consider you a genius. You can be extremely avant-garde or extremely mainstream. You taste tends to vary quite a bit. You are very intellectual, and as a result, somewhat political. You can't ignore what's going on in the world. At times, you are a bit of a tortured genius. This is the price you pay for being brilliant and introspective. Which Beatle Are You? Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones
Nana Rawks!
According to Blake I am the world's greatest bubble blower! I have arrived!! My prize? A ^5 and "you're my favorite Nana. I love you". :D I'll take that. :)
Omg Omg Omg Omg!
Dear Baby Jesus, This morning I had an epiphany! Well, another one, anyway. Having invented derivative blings such as the Breast Cancer Awareness Month Booberang, and Godless mode this past week, I clicked on the "like" button and it was as if a ray of light had shown down from the sky (not to be confused with the morning sunbeam currently blinding my left eye). Fubar BINGO! Yes, though it should be called FUBAR since they have the same number of letters, but that's just one small bit of the larger picture. See, you can buy a FUBAR card and then you wait for the people on the card to flit by on the top of the screen, clicking the "like" button as you see them, and thusly marking them off on the card. The first person with a FUBAR wins the pot, which I neglected to mention the buy-in for each round. You can have fubuck bingo, and even bling credit bingo, seeing as the pot is comprised solely of credits by contributors. Anyway, that's all the thought I feel like putting into this r
Haha
Holy run on a sentence batman! Darn noobs. mourad: may be u do not mind if i tell u that surely i know are u still remember me or u forgetted me like falling stars but think that each star that felt i dream about u and take yr hands to let my heart keep going to yours how a beauriful girl u are i can not stop thinking of carmina i want u to know that there is none who loves more than me words can not say how much love i ve got for u do u still believe in love who is me ask ur heart it will show u how to travevel to diverse minds but then u will be certain that you choosed the best one ido say i love u darling i want to kiss u from ur sweet lips and and your handsom nose embraseng u more than words can spell and say heeey please i adore yr beautyiness as simply because a researcher in math i fond off beautiness but please forgive me for that ok
What The?
I mean really ... if you dont agree with me that's fine. I'm really just sounding off. No big deal. WHY the heck do people feel that its appropriate to put a pic of their CHILD in their default? Yes, I know we all have families, I have a few pics of mine here and their friends only. There is NOTHING wrong with showing off your children in the right places, hell you made them you should be proud of your hellspawn. I would NEVER make my childs picture my primary pic! The site is 18+ "awww, look, little Johnny is so sweet!" HOLY MOTHER OF BABY J there's a GIANT penis at the top of the page right next to little Johnny!" yeah, real appropriate, Foolio! Get a clue folks ... That is all At least I didn't MuMM about it, FFS! I'm just a little edgy today. Aunt flo will be here tomorrow IF the bitch comes on time :p
Bomb Threats On Ups Planes, Truck
From MSNBC: PHILADELPHIA—A suspicious package was discovered aboard a UPS cargo flight from Yemen,CNN reported, triggering searches of other cargo flights, including several at Philadelphia and Newark airports. The report followed word Friday from the Transportation Security Administration that cargo flights that landed safely at Newark and Philadelphia airports were being searched after "reports of potentially suspicious items onboard." A suspicious package was discovered aboard a UPS cargo flight from Yemen, CNN reported, triggering searches of other cargo flights, including several at Philadelphia and Newark airports.Full story "Out of an abundance of caution the planes were moved to a remote location where they are being met by law enforcement officials and swept," TSA added. The flight that landed at Newark, N.J., reportedly came from Yemen. At Philadelphia, video from the airport showed emergency vehicles around a UPS jet that had arrived from Paris. "A possible
End Of October Blog...point Hoars & Something For The Ladies....
Well, October's finally over. *Whew* Still Alive. lol...yes it has been that kind of crazy this month for sure...I mean there's always going to be this kind of crazy.... I mean, you all believe that's real right?!? *snickers*.. I don't really know what to say much of actually. Believe that huh? Other than the normal things. Sure I had what I -thought- was a good friend of mine completely lose her mind on here and go totally irrational and just leave over probably one of the dumbest things I've had to deal with in some time. I'm sure you know who I'm talking about...lol..but o
Lances' Hate List #1
Theband Tool, The movies: Dune, heavy metal, All British comedy's, Little Shop of Horrors, A West Side Story, All Tyler Perry films, ALSO: Fish andbirds as pets, Sand at the beach, people justifying making your beddaily, racist and homophobs, typical Pot heads and ALL pot headculture. dreadlocks, and adults with pink,green,purple,orange(dyed) hair. menthols cigarettes, Non-crispy bacon, The TV Series Kidsin The Hall. people who brag about knowing unsigned bands and/or localmusic and preaching some bullshit music manifesto about the Realism andhow True they are to music, People who currently buy Records and stillsay..."it sounds better", Vegans and them Pushing it or even mentioningtheir life style when it's not asked.
Football Tirade
Ya know what Brett Favre...Fuck you. Learn when to quit and call it a day while you still have some mother fucking pride! Between you and Childress you took what was an AMAZING team and drove it into the ground with your bullshit male posturing. Oh noes! Moss didn't hustle to a TD catch...well the rest of the fuckin' team has nothing together today...at least w/ Moss on the field we had another deep threat to take the pressure off Harvin...So thanks assholes....You've ruined my Sundays and I want nothing more than to punch you both in the goody bag.
Cream Of Sunchoke Soup
About a week ago I used a groupon (If you don't use groupon yet, sign up!http://www.groupon.com/r/uu1000366 ) for fresh, local produce delivery. I got a bunch of sunchokes. I had never seen a sunchoke before so I did some research. Sunchokes look like this: So I found that you can use them in stirfry, which I did...and I also make this really easy soup. 1/2 pound sunchokes 1 small onion 1 clove garlic dash of thyme (I used dried/ground) 2-4 tablespoons butter 1 can low sodium chicken broth cream (I just added a little) salt and pepper Super easy. Wash sunchokes and peel if you want. Mine looked good so I didn't peel them...I didn't find anything about not eating the skin. cut into 1"ish cubes sautee in butter with sliced onion and garlic until tender add chicken broth and simmer for about 20 minutes puree return to pan and add cream (I had already tasted it and decided not to add much and it's delicious) salt and pepper to taste I think I may puree
Holidays
SOoooooo - the holidays are here - like it not. Do you like them? What makes them special to you? Or would you rather just go to sleep until they are over and why? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog
Am I The Only One?
For weeks now I've noticed something in Ryan's pictures. I even made a comment on the picture that I'll link you to later about it, but he never approved it or replied to me. Why is it that when, to me, an obvious fake picture is pointed out......nothing is said? It's treated like it's gold. I'm sorry, but in MY opinion, the signs posted on the picture AND in the few that are posted before and after....they are all the same. What I'm suppose to believe is that they made multiple signs EXACTLY alike and put them in many different locations? Sure, sounds good. But why is it the lighting on every sign posted is the same, no matter what the shadowing on the rest of the picture looks like. Also, there is NO WAY a person came make.....even 2....signs exactly the same with no difference in writing. Every person that I've seen makes something different about the way they write. That's why when you give a handwriting sample they make you fill the whole page with the same thing. A person writes
The Last 2 Weeks
My Stalkees, The last 2 weeks have been busy for me here. I had an NCO of the Year Competition for my unit which I needed to prepare for last. And the competition was this week. I ended up winning the week long competition by 10 points after doing 10 events. I will post pictures from the ceremony once I am able to. Also for those that don't know what an NCO is. It is like being a manager. And now being named the top manager over a 7 state area. Next up for me is the next higher competition which will be held in December or January. Thank you for all the crazies that you have left me while I was away. Your Neighborhood Stalker
Yuck!
Set up.... You are in a hot makeout session with someone you are really into... getting really "hot and heavy"... and next thing you know, you have a big sloppy wet tongue IN your ear. Do you like this? What is an instant turn on or turn off to you? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog
Fubar Lounges I'd Like To See
The Manson Family Lounge: Where "welcome to the family" has a whole 'nother meaning... The only music in this lounge would be The Beatles' White Album. The David Koresh Branch Davidian Lounge: Any women over the age of 20 are banned andBitchin' Camaro by The Dead Milkmen is on loop The Trenchcoat Mafia Columbine Kidz Lounge: Uh, nevermind. I think I was in one like this should be last week. There's at least 10 of them. The '70s Porno Lounge: Where boom chicka boom porno music is played by DJ's with big porno staches and cheesy porn clips are on video where the chicks have huge bushes and oh wait, thats not a porn clip. That's live. Ewwww. Please don't forget to vote for my Sciencey Fair project every day. Comments are nice too please! Thank you!
The Gift Of Skin
For the holiday spirit, I have been giving friends custom skins. I have chosen people who have not used fancy skins and have not had anything custom. Its a hit!! I plan on doing some more from now until the end of the year. for the Naughty and the nice, i dont discriminate lol I am looking for the next person to make a skin for. I am also for hire, for people I dont know the price is 1 million for the templates you have seen, red or white font, with a custom header name bar. for those that might not know who have my cool skins, they are listed on my profile in the about me section. btw, it feels good to have all of you chatting about my skins, and not my skin for once lmao I hope everyone has an awesome holiday season.. as you were
From Time To Time
EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET THIS INTENSE DESIRE TO SIGN THE FUCK OUT OF FUBAR AND NEVER RETURN. I'M POSITIVE THAT MOST OF US DO...BUT WE STAY. SOME OF US BITCH ABOUT THE DRAMA ON THIS SITE. SOME OF US ARE WOUND UP IN THE "NEEDING" TO KNOW EVERYONE ELSES DRAMA. SOME OF US ARE THE CAUSE OF THE DRAMA OR AT LEAST DIRECTLY RELATED. EVEN THOSE OF US THAT CLAIM TO -HATE- DRAMA WILL BE SEEN FLOCKING TOWARD IT THE SECOND IT DEVELOPS...WANTING TO KNOW WHO'S FUCKED UP, WHO'S HURTING WHO, WHO'S PHONEBONING WHO, WHO'S MEETING UP WITH WHO, WHO'S FUMARRIED TO WHO, WHO'S FUMARRIED BUT BLINGING SO AND SO. THESE THINGS ARE BROUGHT UP CONSTANTLY IN THE BLOGS POSTED ON FUBAR. PEOPLE ARE POINTED OUT. YOU KNOW, THE "FUTARDS" THAT CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP THEIR EMOTIONS UNDER CONTROL AND THE DESPERATE BITCHES SEARCHING FOR LOVE IN A DOG EAT DOG ALTERNATE REALITY. MY CONSTANT IRK IS THAT SO MANY OF US FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN LOVE WITH THE PEOPLE WE MEET ON HERE. WITHOUT ACTUAL PHYSICAL INTERACTION. BEING FUMARRIED DOES N
Strangest
What is the strangest home remedy/cure/fix all that you know about? Must be something you have tried or seen tried and it works. Example.... For me, to get rid of hiccups... drink from a glass backwards... ALWAYS WORKS! Now do it too long and your drink will start coming out your nose. But that is a sign your hiccups are gone. hahahha As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog & Follow It
Ugly
dirtyd: wats in the private folder 2:17pm Suga Lips: The meaning of the word private: confined to or intended only for the persons immediately concerned; confidential. personal and not publicly expressed. 2:18pm Suga Lips: In simpler terms: none of your damn business. 2:20pm dirtyd: ohhh wow lol ok then just askin geez no wonder god made u soo fuckin ugly 2:20pm Suga Lips: If I'm ugly, why do you want to see my private photos? 2:21pm dirtyd: i didnt ask to see them get ur facts striaght i simply said wat was in it 2:21pm dirtyd: an i was bein nice too 2:21pm Suga Lips: If I don't want to see something, I don't ask what something is. dirtyd: well srry geez didnt mean to bother ya was just wonderin
How To End An Unwanted Sb Conversation Politely, And Still Laugh Your Ass Off
annagirl2010: Hey how u doing todayu To annagirl2010: oh, im doing fine. i got my profile blocked for being bad in the mumms so i'm starting over trying to re-add all my friends. how are you? annagirl2010: ok that sounds great Then, nothing but crickets.... chirp! I have some awesome friends here. I want you all to know, everyone, that I am genuinely thankful that lost cherry fubartap has given me the opportunity to meet and get to know each and every one of you. *goes back to sending friend requests*
Good Deeds Indeed
My kids & I dropped off some gingerbread cookies for the patients at the cancer center earlier today. They asked us to stay and chat with them for awhile.... So as my son was taking his coat off & going to hang it up, he spotted a baby grand and started just tinkering on it. One of the patients asked if he knew any Christmas Carols, sadly, he only knew some of Jingle Bells but started playing Fur Elise, they stood around him... then they asked him to play another, so he played them Moonlight Sonata & the Canon in D. What a beautiful feeling that such a small gesture and alittle bit of our time brought smiles & happiness to so many people!!!! They asked him to come back & play again & he is just ecstatic about that!!!! I am too! :) Have a Cool Yule & as always peace baby
Music Monday - Acl 2010
At the beginning of October, I went to Austin City Limits Music Festival. I hadn't been in three years, but this was my 4th ACL. It was definitely not the best lineup ever, but there was some good music for sure. I didn't include Deadmau5 on the playlist because he's a DJ and you kinda have to hear an entire set...plus I know it's not most of your cups o tea. Those DarlinsThe Mountain GoatsThe Black KeysVampire Weekend (for like a second because it was sooo crowded from people trying to be early for Phish)Pete YornThe Gaslight AnthemManchester OrchestraBroken BellsSpoon*The Strokes**The Xx***Deadmau5*Muse*White Rabbits*Portugal. The ManRobert Earl KeenEdward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros*Martin SextonThe Flaming Lips*The NationalThe Eagles*****My favorites**Good show, but Julian Casablancas is a douche***Great show, but not really right for a large, outdoor venue****"I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man."
Did Santa Come Yet?! I Can't Sleep! :p
This chica we know left THIS as a status on another site... "Did Santa come yet?! I can't sleep! :p" So I replied.. "well, tell him to get off then.. you're tired.. :o i know, i know.. my mind is a wonderful thing to waste.. Merry Christmas.." Was I naughty?.. Will this affect next Christmas with Santa?
Imho
I've been on this site for many, many many years...deleted a few pages and yet keep coming back and creating new pages, all due to the many people and "friends" I have made on here. I must say this site has changed...there are so many self centered, selfish, begging, need to be center of attention human beings on here and lately (the past year), I've noticed that if you don't have money to spend or lies to spit around or promises to meet in person with others or if you ain't a model or have model looks, then you don't get no where...and this is MY OPINION, so if you don't like it, then so be it. I ain't one to hold my tongue on anything and I've pissed off quite a few people with this aspect of me but those that really know me and are a true friend in my life, then you all appreciate that aspect about me. I have spent thousands of dollars on here over the years and never ever asked for anything in return and yet I do get something in return...I get blocked/deleted/cussed out/talked abo
Me So Bored
Do you like to cuddle?Hrmm only teddies and pillows, rarely actual people. Actually I dunno, I don't really get much of an opportunity to cuddle. Hugging as greeting is kinda weird though.Who has the ability to hurt you the most emotionally?ErrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmDo you cry easily?I cry like a baby.Has the last person you kissed ever made you cry?NoEver cried while you were on the phone with that person?No Are you excited for anything?Not right now no.How are you feeling right now?Kinda sleepyWhat are you doing right now?Doing this but I'm starting to lose my attention span, am I halfway yet?What should you be doing right now?It's 9.30pm so any of the following: sleeping/watching tv/picking my nose/scratching my buttAre you worried about anything right now?Not really, sometimes I worry about how I'm not worried. :-oHow do you think this day will be?Well it's night time, so day is kinda over.Ever gotten in a car accident?NoDo you hate the last person you kissed?NoHave you ever
Since All The Cool Kids Are Doing It
1. Do you like chinese food? eh...i rather have a nice steak 2. How big is your bed? Cali King with a fat ass impression on her side of the bed 3. Is your room clean? always... 4. Laptop or Desktop computer? both...usually on PC tho 5. Favorite comedian? Josh Blue..that crippled dude.. 6. Do you smoke? look im fuckin tryin to quit but you fucktards are not helping 7. Does anyone like you? my priest..he says i pray and ring the bell at communion the best 8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice? i so could fit my cock in that gap in her teeth given the chance 10. Sleep with or without clothes on? boxers with Supe..dont ask 11. Who sleeps with you every night? GF, both daughters usually climb in somehow during the night...hence the need for boxers 12. Do long distance relationships work? i have been humping Dud and Odie for a couple years now...i love it 13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? Each and every time Supe is with me... 14.
Being Told
Interesting as it may seems,but lot of guys are not been control by their girls,they just are after something at first and many will fink they are bin controlled, after getting it,,,,,,Guess what THEY WILL BE DUMPED, THATS IS WHAT SOMEONE TOLD YOU
Its Kinda Long.....but Its A Good Read
George Washington's name is inseparable from America, and not only from the nation's history. It identifies countless streets, buildings, mountains, bridges, monuments, cities — and people. In a puzzling twist, most of these people are black. The 2000 U.S. Census counted 163,036 people with the surname Washington. Ninety percent of them were African-American, a far higher black percentage than for any other common name. The story of how Washington became the "blackest name" begins with slavery and takes a sharp turn after the Civil War, when all blacks were allowed the dignity of a surname. Even before Emancipation, many enslaved black people chose their own surnames to establish their identities. Afterward, some historians theorize, large numbers of blacks chose the name Washington in the process of asserting their freedom. Today there are black Washingtons, like this writer, who are often identified as African-American by people they have never met. There are white Washingt
Goodbye Dear Friend...
The finality of it all is closing in…suffocating meThis is so new to me, yet so realNot so distant memories seem lifetimes awayIt was false, you were never true. Fraud.I wish I knew youI wish more that the final drop of blood would just squeeze out And this pain would ceaseWhat’s the point?Your half-hearted smile fooled us allHe was right about youAnd I was so wrongA trusting foolIt is natural for me, to keep an open doorBut this is completely new territoryFor I know that I cannotAnd it kills me. I hate this.The skies reflect my mood, my soulLike a mirror…gray and bleakI do not belong here. Once you were my best friend, my everything, my lifeNow, emptiness is my reality…deafening silence.So, now I say goodbye…to my once dearest friend Though it was all fiction, it will always be my shattered reality.
[it Has Been Brought To My Attention-]
That I am wordy and Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy!!!Really? This is the first I'm hearing of this*flashes back to when Peter Griffon is informed he's fat- and in fact has a personal oribt*Anyway- I posted a LOooooOOOoooooOOOooooOOOOngseries of posts on the mech forum I frequent about design theory (aesthetic and functional) and story themes.Basic gyst- the "bad guys" from original Gundam are themed around Nazis.One of their greater downfalls and failings was that they overdeveloped "super weapons" like the germans did during WWII and split their resources and misappropriated their funds and steel.6 Shermans versus 1 panzer- sure you might lose a couple shermans but that panzer is GONE!This is an actual theme in Gundam.Next up one of the bastard offsprings of Gundamverse- Gundam wing.Gundam wing gets into what I call "Super robotism" where your titular suits are rarely if ever damaged, and the overall design emphasizes a theme more than actual functionality.Submitted for your approval-here a
Do You Want To Be Liked?
HI! JUST A LITTLE NOTE ABOUT THE "LIKE" BUTTON SOME OF YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW. THERE ARE 2 TYPES ON HERE, 1 FOR FACEBOOK AND 1 FOR FUBAR. I BRING THAT UP BECAUSE SOME DO NOT WANT TO COMBINE FB WITH FUBAR AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO, BUT THEY THINK IF THEY CLICK ON A "LIKE" BUTTON (LIKE BEFORE) IT'S GOING TO LINK WITH FB, THAT'S NOT THE CASE AT ALL. THERE ARE NOW 2 DIFFERENT "LIKE" BUTTONS. ABOUT GETTING LIKES RETURNED: IF YOU SET YOUR PAGE THE WAY MINE IS USING THE fSB SETTING AND "NEW AND CLEAN" AND YOU MUST ALSO "SAVE" (ALL FOUND IN YOUR SETTINGS) SEE SAMPLE BELOW WHEN DONE YOU CAN CHECK IT BY CLICKING ON "PROFILE" ON THE TOP RIGHT OF YOUR PAGE , YOU ARE NOW VIEWING YOUR PAGE AS VISITORS TO YOUR PAGE SEE IT. IT IS EASIER FOR PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU FROM YOUR PAGE. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO USE THAT PAGE FORMAT IT MAKES IT MUCH EASIER TO "LIKE" YOU BACK IF YOU LEAVE A PROFILE COMMENT (NOT A STATUS COMMENT) THIS WILL ALLOW FOR THE "LIKE" BUTTON TO SHOW UNDER YOUR DEFAULT PIC. (as well as be se
The Wonderlic Test
Look at the row of numbers below. What number should come next? Assume the first 2 statements are true. Is the final one: The boy plays for the Tigers. All the players on the Tigers wear white sneakers. The boy wears white sneakers. Paper sells for 21 cents per pad. What will 5 pads cost? How many of the six pairs of items listed below are exact duplicates? PRESENT, RESENT - Do these words A train travels 20 feet in 1/5 seconds At this exact speed, how many feet will it travel in three seconds? When rope is selling at $.10 a foot, how many feet can you buy for sixty cents? The eighth month of the year is: Which number in the following group of numbers represents the smallest amount? In printing an article of 48,000 words, a printer decides to use two sizes of type. Using the larger type, a printed page contains 1,800 words. Using smaller type, a page contains 2,400 words. The article is allotted 21 full pages in a magazine. How many pages must be in smaller
It's Fucation Time!
Yeah it's been long overdue for me. Usually, I'm not here or around as I have been for I don't know now, months. The reasons why I really don't care to get into, it's really not -one- thing, it's alot of things and well I just need a break. Honestly I've been thinking about it for quite some time, especially lately now and that's where it's at. No I'm not deleting, no this isn't some emo bitchfit like people do. It's just a break. How long I don't know, but we shall see.. But anyways...well...peace.
Want A Salute?
then leave me a message here, a few of you are getting one, even if you dont want it lol. I can do either a mardi gras or a st paddys day one! Or i could just tie you up with my yoga straps and beat you. carry on.
Update. Not Drama, Just Facts. [updated With Picture]
I've had severe lung and stomach problems going on 4 years now. Doctors up here (PA) can't find anything wrong. I have an appointment with the First Responders Clinic in NYC in April. They want to rule out Mesothelioma, and a few other diseases that many of us who worked at Ground Zero are dying from, and have died from. I don't know for sure what the outcome will be, but I will update when I do. I don't want sympathy, nor do I want pity. I volunteered with the Red Cross to help my friends and fellow citizens, and that was a risk I was willing to take. At least I know that if I don't make it much longer, my children and family will be well taken care of, and never have to want for anything again. That's it. Nothing more to see here. Move along. :)
No Place Else To Say It
I was supposed to be going to South Dakota next week, but the customer canceled for the time being. They are having "repeatablility" issues, where they say their robot isn't going back to the same place all the time. I'm sure that deep-down they know the problem is their own fault and they'll end up paying for the service visit. So I called the travel department and canceled. I then was open to go to Tulsa, Oklahoma to do some preventative maintenance for another customer. They have a robot that's mounted upside down, up about 18 feet in the air on an overhead rail that it travels back and forth over for 50 feet. I called travel, scheduled the flight for Tuesday... the customer called right before the end of the day Friday and rescheduled for the following Friday/Saturday... so now I'm leaving Thursday the 24th returning on Sunday. The travel dept. has to hate me by now. Been traveling a lot more than normal, this year. I don't mind it. In fact, I prefer it to sitting in the office,
For ♥ Jen ♥
I'm going to be 100% honest here and say that Jen is an amazing woman who I admire for everything she does and for making a semi soft hearted guy outta Ryan (♥ you too dorkface). She has been down in the dumps and apologized for not being perfect in her status messages a few times and made me think of this song and to let her know, to me, she is perfect. I love you dollface!
No, Really?
1. my boss is a twunt. I was scheduled to close tonight, i managed to switch with one of the kids so i had an on call instead... she fucking used it. I feel like screaming...I have a house to clean, and laundry to do, plus my goodness...forgive me for wanting to do something aside from working grrrrrrr 2. I miss florida. 3. I am tired. 4. My new allergy meds have made it so i sleep like a fuckung rock :)
Acceptance And Deleting.
Yes, I'm deleting. No, I will not be back. I need to make some adjustments in my life. The last several days have been pretty rough and I've come to accept some things. One is that I regret my decision to not have children. Not because I'm afraid of being without a partner, but ever since the operation, I've had this twinge of doubt. I realize that I will eventually have children - when I'm ready. If the operation cannot be successfully reversed when I'm ready, then I'll foster/adopt. This is something I've been giving much harder thought to for the past several weeks. And, no, this does not mean that Karen and I will get back together. That bridge has been burned. Now, the deleting part. Some serious soul searching has led me to greater realizations. One of those realizations is that Fubar is not a healthy use of my time. Indeed, it is rather counterproductive. The site offers little that I find valuable. Fake friends, simple people, and point whores are all too common. I appreciate
I Can Never Take Back...
I can never take back the three years. I can never take back the tears that I have cried. I can never take back the heartfelt feelings that I have shared. I can never take back the laughter, the joy, the happiness that I have given. I regret everything that has happened. I regret the moment that I met you. I regret the time I fell in love with you. I wish that our paths have never crossed paths. I wish I can take back everything but it's too late to take any of that back. The three years with you has been a lie. The first word that ever came out of your mouth was a lie. Everything about you was a lie. I was foolish to believe every word you have said but I was in love... a fool in love that I was. I have lied to people and made every excuse out there to make you look good, lies to make you out to be this perfect guy.You have told so many people on here and outside this Fu-world that I am this terrible person who can not stay faithful to you and that I have done nothing to make this so
Stupid Encounters #67 ... How Approprite
The Real Jessa: 1:27am more To iNiNjAdUrMoM: Im guessing you hate us both now? cancel Chat 11:28am reply iNiNjAdUrMoM: no but i dont understand why u blocked nick cancel Chat 11:30am more To iNiNjAdUrMoM: He pimp slapped me right when I activated my boomerang and I had been going though a horrible day with getting my test results from the doctor to see if I had cervical cancer or not cancel Chat
Anal?
So here is what sparked my status:: 9:21pm Kuss: HI...Married? Are U into Anal? 9:23pm Per: Get an approved salute then we'll talk. 9:23pm Kuss: i dont want to do it..i am not a criminal 9:24pm Kuss: love ur eyes 9:24pm Per: I don't give a shit if you're a criminal or not. You have no respect for women if that's how you come into their shoutbox 9:26pm Kuss: i m talking about the salute...its a humiliation....they suppose u r a lier till u prove the opposite 9:26pm Per: And I suppose you can't spell 9:27pm Kuss: whatever 9:27pm Per: awe, getting upset because the pick up lines you used in prison not working out in the real world? 9:28pm Kuss: hahaha 9:28pm Kuss: dont try to be smart ass 9:29pm Per: I don't have to try to be anything. You deserve everything that's said to you when you have no respect for me. 9:30pm Kuss: that is not true...u just assumed tal
Pieces Of Me
Since tomorrow is my 3 yr anniversary on Fu I figured I should finally write up something about myself... I'm not the easiest girl to describe, best bet is to get to know me for yourself. Then again I don't often let people in so that may be quite a job. First and foremost I am a mom 24/7. I am disabled but MS is something I have not who I am. I stay pretty damn busy and love being with my family and friends. I try to keep things light, live with humor and I am a smart ass. I'm very private, insecure, shy, often lonely and moody. I rarely seek out others and if I do them must be pretty damn amazing. I'm spoiled but not a brat, come off as a bitch to those who don't take the time to see through it. I don't believe the compliments I get, not saying I don't enjoy getting them... I do like a laugh after all. I don't like being alone. Attention, affection, a kind word even a random txt goes a long way with me. I love with all that I am and have a heart that doesn't let go long
Signs
As they say hindsight is 20/20. With that in mind, what are some signs you should have paid more attention to in the beginning of a relationship? Why did you dismiss them at the time? Are there certain signs, positive or negative, that you consiously look for now? Why? Details please. As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog & Follow It
Gallo And Dud???
The Flaming Gerbil Legend Posted in Yuck! on February, 07 2003 1:01 AM "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the
Fu-owned Auction 18 "3 Year Anniversary" Now Taking Entries
This Is Why Wolf Needs Adult Supervision....
So, I was in a rotten mood for most of the day (don't ask!) and I decided to have a little fun at someone's expense. I went jogging and ran by the park along the bike path. It was about 100 degrees today, so I went in to the public bathroom to clean up from the sweat. I saw a man's feet sticking out from underneath the door of the farthest stall in the restroom and there was an atrocious smell. So, I naturally I assumed he was taking a really vicious shit. Then my evil mind is already at work.... I got really quiet and let everything die down. Other than the occasional "plop" and a little grunting from behind the stall door, it was dead silent. You could have heard a pin drop in this restroom. Then I let out this insanely loud and savage war cry and flung myself against the door as hard as possible, causing a thunderous "BANG" to resonate through the restroom! I bet that guy has not ever been so scared in his life since he screamed "WHAT THE FUCK?!" and I hear
I Am A Tad Drunk
Fair warning..... I am annoyed. The friend that had me playing dear abby...has now shit on my shoe. The girl he was talking to really likes him, and now he has decided to play the let's just be friends card, after telling me he had already told her that awhile ago. She's now crying on my shoulder. My bestie has moved back home, and is crying on my shoulder because her *life is over* For fuck's sake..you are 40...you moved in with a man who isn't yet divorced...and basically left his wife for you...and you are shocked that it isn't all peaches and cream?? I love my friends dearly, but they all need to be glad I do not carry weapons. So now...how are you all doin?
Fududes: From A Girl's Point Of View..
Every now and then I find a good blog worth sharing. This might just be one of them... For the longest time now I hear horror stories of the insecurity of people on here. Male, female or something in between. Alot of it goes unspoken. I did research some of this myself actually, and it's true...but that's for a later blog... Here's the quote that stuck out to me... "Reason 3: You guys on fubar... wow. A majority of you have put me off men. Especially the "nice" guy type. I can't believe the kind of bullshit you will partake in just for some attention from a female. You'll let yourself be used, manipulated, treated like shit and then continue to pander and lick their feet. It's nauseating to watch. You'll do it for the hot ones, just as quick as for the ugly ones. Everyone shit talks the alpha male but you know what? At least he isn't some vagina's lap dog and has more respect and pride in himself to let some bitch dominate him, or use him for her own ends. I have no respect fo
Fascists.
Argh. Fu has the facisim. 'nuff said.
Why You Cant Pimp Me Or Some Of Your Other Friends
I FINALLY NEED TO WRITE THIS BLOG BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CANT PIMP ME OUT AND EVEN SEEM IRRITATED LOL TRUST ME SO AM I!! THIS TAKES AN "ABILITY" AWAY FROM ME AND I THINK ITS TOTAL CRAP! I HOPE THAT IF YOU AGREE WE CAN DO SOMETHING TOGETHER ABOUT THIS!! YOU SHOUT ME AND WRITE TO ME ASKING WHY YOU CANT PIMP ME SO LETS TAKE IT TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE TOGETHER!! THEY DONT LISTEN TO ME ALONE! SO HERE IS WHY YOU CANT PIMP ME OUT.. WHY YOU GET AN ERROR MESSAGE IF YOU TRY. I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE EITHER, JUST SO YOU KNOW. FIRST, I HAD SEVERAL FRIENDS TELL ME THEY COULDN'T PIMP ME SO I HAD THEM TAKE A SNAPSHOT OF THE ERROR SO I COULD SEE WHAT THEY WERE SEEING. AFTER A FEW DAYS WAITING, THINKING IT MIGHT JUST BE SOME GLITCH, I WROTE TO SCRAPPER, BJ, AND FUBAR SUPPORT.. AND WAITED. AS OF TODAY NONE OF THEM HAVE STILL REPLIED. A FRIEND HAD TO GO FIND OUT FOR ME! ALL 1 OF THOSE HAD TO DO WAS REFER ME TO A BLOG!! WHICH I NOW KNOW THIS BLOG THAT THEY HAVE PUT UP WAS POSTED AFTER THE
Warning Label 2011
I previously wrote this out but I feel the need to make some changes to it, and more to the point. Public because, well, this is why I didn't add you. WARNING:Consumption of this product should be used with extreme caution. Overuse of this product may believe you to think it is interested in you when it is not. Will not result in drowsiness. Will explode under pressure. Keep out of reach of children. It is important that you take or use this exactly as directed. Do not skip doses or discontinue use unless directed by your doctor. This medication may upset your stomach. Take it with crackers, bread or a small meal. Do not drink alcoholic beverages when taking this medication. This drug may impair the ability to drive or operate machinery. Use care until you become familiar with its effects. SECTION A: GENERALi. I am flirtatious by naturebut this does not mean I am attracted to you in any way, shape or form. I think flirting is fun. I flirt with everyone. I flirt with veganism. I fl
Question 1
What is your best sports related memory?
How Do You Catch A Polar Bear?
Buy some peas and go to a frozen lake. Cut a hole in the ice and leave the peas next to it - when the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole! -As told to me by my six-year-old niece, Samantha Dangerously
Awesome, Party Of Two...
From now on, when I go to a restaruant and put in my name for a table I am going to put my name down as "Awesome." That way they can say "Who's Awesome?" and I can truthfully respond "Oh, that's me!"
Jealousy Broke My Heart
Jealousy is my weakness.Jealousy is like a disease that your body is immune to..no matter how hard you try to make it dissapear it's there crawling under your skin,eating away at you destroying all close relationships.You don't mean to do it,but it happens and you think what the hell did I just do?why am I demolishing those that are closest to me?Why do that to someone who is there for you everyday putting up with your bs?All those ridiculous assumptions and accusations,is it really worth it in the end?My answer to that question is no.You will greatly pay for it in the end.Pleasse do not do this to someone you really love and care about if this is something you are currently going through.Save the friendship/relationship while you still can.I have lost someone I truely love to death,in fact out of all my years this person is my real first true love.It eats away at me everyday killing me inside.Wishing I would have listened n stopped it when he was trying,pouring his soul n heart to me
Hi And That Kinda Stuff
I have been busy..away from the puter...I know, right? Had a date....ended disastrously. Hurt my knee and foot, not sure what I did but no kick boxing til it is better :/ Someone told me I am fat...as if I were unaware...*shrugs* Got a new cell...and holy crap is it friggin awesome! Mostly there are some people I only talk to here, so I feel the need to come back...*sigh* Just when I think I get it all out of my system, I log in and it all punches me in the face. It will get easier, right?
Manwhores
This.....this....friend of minecalled me a Hussy the other day, so I changed my name to Hussy for fun. I was immediately pimped out by this woman (name withheld to protect......ah hell.... *points at Witchie*). What followed was kind of amussing. THREE timesas many likes than usual!! Her reply was: "Women like manwhores". Is this true? If so....why? Is it the samething as when men lust over a female that looks like a hooker?Are women actually bigger perverts than men, but there is some super secret code that hides this fact from the rest of society? We need to discuss this. It very well could be the answer to life itself! We could solve world peace people!!
How Ridicuous.
I know going in that I will cry, I do every time. Yet I watch Phantom of the Opera ...and love it, even as I cry. Animal shelters make me cry too, but I go andtake food and give some lovins to the animals..*sigh* All my tough talk...I am really a huge wuss.
The Heroes Around Us
The Heroes Around Us There are no heroes thats what some people say, but they answer the call each and everyday. They don't do it for the glory or the wages they earn they run into a burning building while others run out, 'cause inside that building a victim may be around the turn. They risk their lives when they get the call, they are strangers to some, but heroes to all. They do their job with pride, like they should , if they had to lay down their lives to save another they certainly would. They dig through rubble and debris, when live's are in despair they don't do it for glory they do it because they care. They do their job knowing that with their lives they may pay, so yes there still are Heroes around here today.
Why Try?
Why Try? Sitting here in a packed room feeling all alone amongst a crowd. my heart broken beyond repair crying in pain out loud. Looking for a way to carry on but finding no reason to, wondering how it came to this, trying to figure out what I should do. Should I give up, or carry on?, should I try something new?, my heart is breaking I feel so lost someone please tell me what should I do? How do I begin? where do I start? how do you repair a broken heart?, nothings differant, no matter how hard I try so I put my face into my hands 'cause all I want to do is cry.
Mom's Illness
It breaks my heart to have to leave all my friends here...I've come back several times for a reason...and that was just to stay in touch with all of the very dear, true friends I've met here. I lost my dad last March and my mom has gone downhill very rapidly since then due to Alzheimers. I've been going back and forth between Seattle and Vancouver lately..Monday thru Friday to take care of her but she is not doing very well at all. This may very well be me and my son's last Christmas with her and I wish to make it the VERY best for her!! SOOOO.....I will not be here much at all. That being said...I know the nature of this game...this isn't my first rodeo...lol. If you need to take me out of your family, believe me...I COMPLETELY understand! All my finances are wrapped up in making sure she gets the absolute BEST care possible so I just simply cannot spend any more money here. To be honest Fubar is SOO NOT my priority right now but I do understand how the game is played. If you remove
When It Rains It Pours
Saw The cardiologist monday.... had an ekg...it was abnormal. I now have to have an echo and stress test...oh johy Tuesday I had my first nutrition class, I got weighed...lost 16 pounds :) Then I had to go to the hospital and wait with my family...my nephew had to have an emergency appendectomy :( He's not recoverin g too well, they kept him..:( He has a fever that just won't break :( Wed morning I had an upper GI...ugh GROSS, a chest x ray, and an ultrasound of my liver...the tech was a cunt. Been spending a lot of time at the hospital.. I miss you guys ...well some of you :)
Whats Keeping Me From Fu
Okay so this is the easiest way for me to tell as many of you as possible at once... forgive my spelling in this btw. So here goes... 2 days ago I got into a bad car accident headed back to work after my lunch. I wasnt wearing a seat belt and I dont know if it did less or more damage. In short I was trying to make a left hand turn and was railed by a car who didnt see me and was tossed around in my car. I must of blacked out because I dont remember a lot about the accident besides seeing the car coming at me and when I opened my eyes again I was laying across the front seat of my truck with my head on the passenger side window and my feet in the drivers side seat. I was alone thank goodness and the other driver was not injured. I on the other hand ended up being taken to the hospital by ambulance and suffered a concussion. My face is extremely swollen and seems to be getting worse with black and blues along with full body soreness and black and blues as well. I have no idea wha
My Night With Santa ( Very Funny )
IF SANTA AND I MISSED UR HOUSE THERE WAS GOOD REASON. IM SORRY SANTA AND I MUST HAVE MISSED UR HOUSE, HE WAS KINDA DRUNK YOU KNOW. IM KINDA NEW AT THIS THING SO I WILL DO BETTER NEXT YEAR, I PROMISE. WE WERE RUNNING LATEW TOO, AFTER THE JOINT SANTA SMOKED HE GOT THE MUNCHIES, WE STOPPED AT THE SEVEN ELEVEN. HE ATE 12 1/4 LB HOTDOGS WITH THE WORKS INCLUDING CHILI AND JALOPENEAS AND THEN GOT STUCK IN EV1 CHIMNEYS. I HAD A HELL OF A TIME PULLING HIM OUT OF THIS ONE CHIMNEY AND PULLED HIS BOOT OFF, THE RIENDEER AND I PASSED OUT FROM THE SMELL. HE HADNT TAKEN A SHOWER IN A YEAR HE TAKES ONE SHOWER EVERY DECEMBER 26TH AND THE CHILI FROM THE HOT DOGS DIDNT HELP EITHER, HIS FARTS WERE WAKING UP NEIGHBOR HOODS. AND THATS HOW MY NIGHT WENT WITH SANTA!!!!!!! 123Tagged.com - More Belated Christmas Wishes Comments
Bath Salts...really?
I found out yesterday that one of my cousins that I am very close to overdosed on bath salts last weekend. Her so called boyfriend dumped her outside the ambulance doors of our local hospital and then leaves! She almost died but is currently still in the hospital under constant supervision and not allowed any visitors but her father. I am in shock and disbelief about the whole snorting bath salts to get high thing. I heard about it on the news but it's a whole different story when it's your own loved one who's doing it. Just needed to write down my thoughts to try and destress myself over the situation.
Lets Who Can Get Them All Right
HERE'S A GAME FOR YOU! CAN YOU COUNT HOW MANY SCARY MOVIES ARE MENTIONED? GOOD LUCK! As I sit here on Friday the 13th and wait for the fatal hour, I'm glad it's not Halloween and I won't be hearing Trick or Treat. But I think of the Others who might make a wrong turn on Silent Hill, and how the terror may begin. We've all heard the Urban Legends and the Boogeyman, but what really happens when a stranger calls? You may want to play hide and seek, but remember it waits in darkness. You may want to scream or say jeepers creepers, but don't hold a grudge against Carrie. If you do get out on the Night of the living dead, please don't make a U turn and don't go the the last house on the left or house on Haunted Hill because it may turn into another Texas Chainsaw Massacre!!!!
Niceness
Thanks to everyone today for helping me with leveling requirements, I really appreciate it. We've all posted blogs about the negative stuff that goes on here, so when this happened, I had to share because it's so not the norm among non-friends. The level I'm on now has the requirement of polishing a fupony. I have a couple friends that would tell me if theirs were dirty (or about the time) to help out, so I wasn't really sweating it much. A guy shouted me asking if I needed a dirty pony. I said yes and I questioned his motives (feel bad about that.) He found me one in about 60 seconds and I polished it. I asked him how he knew. He checks the level up page and helps level 48ers find dirty ones. Just because he wants to help. I thought it was sweet, so I'm gonna share his link so you can rate or do whatever you want. I'm not even attempting to link it here, so check comments.
What's Sopa/pipa?..
Ok enough about snatch for 20 credit people...lol...Wondering what that SOPA/PIPA stuff is on top of the site is today? Maybe this video will help you get a better idea about what our lovely Socialist President and his cronies have in mind for the internet...it might just blow you away... Thank you Jess for the link....Word to the wise don't sell your junk for cheap or you will be mocked incessantly. If you get good $$ go for it.. haha have a good day ---> Peace.
Candybratz Video To Moi ...
Every now and then people do nice things for me. I like that kind of thing. Simple, little things..anyways I figured it share this video with you all.. This was bought to you by: CandyBratZ tastes like Trouble@ fubar I think it's cute as hell. Haha. Have a good weekend and peace.
Red Top Member Claims Another Victim...with A Bs Update.
Yeap, he's claimed another victim...click the link below to read the story.. Click here & then link in stash!... ..when are you people going to figure it out and stop supporting this?... ....peace.
So I Only Have To Say This Once (here)...
Yes, I was in the ER, and yes, I'm home (and obviously alive). For those of you with short attention spans, skip the rest :P Yesterday just before lunch I started to feel a bit "off". Kinda dizzy, but I had been for a couple days and wrote it off as serotonin withdrawal since I stopped my last antidepressant a week and a half ago. I decided I'd go to lunch so I'd be sitting if something happened... when I stood up from the cafeteria table I almost swooned, and kept trying to power through whatever weirdness my body was throwing at me. I started to breathe really fast because I couldn't take deep enough breaths to feel like I was getting enough oxygen. I was working at the die press when I realized it was getting worse, not better, and I tried calling my doctor's office. After waiting more than 5 minutes on the phone I decided to go to the ER since that's probably what they would tell me to do anyway. For the first time, I was seen IMMEDIATELY to a room at the ER and was put
4/23/12
Perfect remedy for a cold, wet, dreary evening: A hot, hot, hot shower with a ratio of about 10:1 of standing under the water and enjoying the heat versus actual cleaning of your crevices. Uncorking a new bottle of yummy red wine from Spain (Baron de Barbon Oak Aged Rioja 2010). Very dry, fruity, with a hint of vanilla. An excellent book to read. (Neil Gaiman's American Gods) Miles Davis playing on my iPod. Only a few things could have made it better.We didn't quite get the snow we were supposed to today, but it was still rather miserable out. It has been raining for four straight days now, and tomorrow looks no different. It's a bit depressing. I was planning on buying a bicycle and to start getting out on the weekend. Exercise and fresh air. I may have to put it off for awhile as May is probably going to be very April in nature. Nothing but low 50's and rain. I need to become a more outdoors person...and not just an outdoors on the patio at a bar drinking.
It's Been A While
I know I haven't been around much so I've been kinda sucky.I dunno why this is the first place I think to come to when I haz issues. Anyways my dad went back to hong kong for 3 weeks during easter and i didn't go because I had work and stuffs to do, I felt kinda guilty cos I hadn't seen my grandparents in like 3 years almost.I bumped into my dad today and the first thing he tells me was that i should call my grandparents more often because they're really ill. My dad told me that whilst he was in hong kong my grandad had surgery for bowel cancer 2-3 weeks ago. I was surprised cos I did a video call with them whilst my dad was there and he seemed fine but my grandad actually had the surgery just after he spoke to me. Dad said he was in a lot of pain after the surgery and that all he can do is lay on the sofa, he said the pain was so bad that he would rather die. What's worse is that my grandad was the cook of the house and my grandma doesn't know how to cook, so all they eat now is tak
Mom Msfw Fail...
 Photo Albums Default JUST PICTURES OF ME AND MY BOYFRIEND[8] ME HOPE YOU LIKE IT[42][NSFW] FUMAFIA STUFF[5](Private)
Grrr!!!
So...I had some guy that kept favoriting pictures of mine. I asked him to stop and he went and favorited one of my salutes. I went to the support lounge and was told that if I deleted the pictures it would take them out of his. I then asked since one was a salute, would I have to resubmit it, and they said yes. I did that. I deleted EVERY picture that they favorited and blocked them, like I was told to do. I uploaded the salute back and resubmitted it. It was rejected. Ugh. If I would have known that, I wouldn't have deleted it. This just sucks. This was her first comment to me about my salute:: "Hi, that may be so, but your rack can not be the focus of your fubar salute. Sorry. Thanks" And that first part is because of my name change.
Love From An Epic Fucking Loser
Charles Baker Buzz: dry,buy a drink! Level: Freak (9) Gender: ?, 44 Location: United States 6:59pm Charles Baker: hi i havecash 7:00pm Klover...: excuse me? 7:01pm Charles Baker: i could use some ok 7:02pm Klover...: did you just ask mefor money?
Call Me!!!
I love it when my boyfriend calls me at 4:45am. I love being woken up from a really good sleep to not only the ringing of my phone to stop, just as I pick it up...but the sound of it ringing on end as he leaves me a voice mail. I also love it how the voice mail is NOTHING. Just complete silence. WTF is up with that, really?
Adult Toy Bag And Other Bag Pictures....
Hello!!! I have no VIP at the moment, so I will be uploading any new product to the facebook art page only for now :) If you are interested in my new adult toy bags (multi use two pocket padded bag) or new back sack designs....or any other new products I pump out on a weekly basis.... go here http://www.facebook.com/GreeningDriveCreations xxoo PoSTaL
Confusion?
...maybe I read this wrong, but I'm confused. Help? I could have sworn he said I didn't need to resubmit it....then told me to again. I gave up, lol. Per: Are you on? I have a question. 10:04am TeRRy: whats up? 10:05am Per: I was just wondering why a salute of mine was rejected last night, lol. Here's the link.fubar.com... 10:08am TeRRy: re submit that 10:08am Per: okay. 10:09am Per: done...along with another one. 10:28am Per: It was rejected again. Said it was hard to read. 10:28am TeRRy: who told you that? 10:30am Per: The Outlaw 10:30am TeRRy: put it up...I will take care of it resubmit it 10:31am Per: I just don't want to get my account suspended or deleted. And the other one I submitted hasn't been approved/rejected at all. I put them both up at the same time. 10:32am TeRRy: u won't submit it I will take care of it 10:32am P
Fake Of The Day 8/28/12- Bella Fake-a.
Ahhh yes here we go again...never ends it seems....today's Fake of the Day: Bella Vita. Or as we call it - "Bella Fakea"... Here's the original profile, note no salutes.. http://fubar.com/5663951 ...and of course, begging for bling packs... Sadly, as the sick tale goes...this is not the real person in the pictures. The real person's name is called Briana Lee. As shown in the images below, take from this website which are dead on matches to what "it" is claiming to be: http://gucciwolf.com/9898/gucci-girls/photos-briana-lee-via-her-iphone This my friends, is called a busted fake. No matter what kind of lies and stories it uses to hide the fact that this oh-so-hot brunette doesn't have salutes. The facts speak for themselves.... Feel free to share with those effected. Remember, if you spend money on something that isn't real - you only have yourself to blame. Peace.
What's The Best Way To Grow A Pair?
This is a serious question, but I don't think anything can actually change no matter what advice I get. See, the thing is. I'm a shy bastard. I find it hard to express myself to women, it's just not something I'm comfortable with or know how to do. I fear I'm going to die alone unless some woman who doesn't know better goes all Alien and latches on to me.
Photo Contest....
I entered my first photo contest, finally. If you like my photos and graphics and wouldn't mind taking a moment to come and "like" my photo, I would really appreciate it! :) You may have to register on the site to "vote/like" and you must be 21 or over. I can't find a direct link to my photo, but here is a link to the gallary https://www.marlboro.com/black/capture-the-unknown/gallery/ My entry is the photo of a rusted bell by "Erin B Denver, Co" I totally appreciate everyones support :) xxoo ~Postal
Ungrateful Bastard
A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish."I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." says the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.The husband says, "Sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92.Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember - fairies are female. This just made my day..I had ot share it.
Why Do Ppl Judge
hello iam writing on why ppl judge! i really dont understand why ppl judge on looks or way you are. everybody different in life. if we was all the same it would be pretty boring. it shouldnt matter what a person looks like cause ppl still got a heart. you should except whats inside person not the outside. the one who judges should look in the mirror see there not perdfect either. iam me you except me for who iam not what i look like or for what i have on. i think ppl judges cause there not happy with there selves. just saying!
Meiling
Back in August Slutty Jand I were on our way to lunch, when we saw an lady being attacked by 2 small terriers. We of course pulled over to assist her and called for the paramedics to arrive, whilst waiting I tended to her wound on her leg. She was a very sweet elderly lady named Meiling. We waited until they assured me that they would take her either to the hospital or get her home. She thanked us profusely and asked for our contact info, so I gladly gave her my card. I was thinking about her a couple of weeks ago, today when I arrived home there was a lovely Christmas card, note and a Target gift card..from Meiling ♥ I held back tears, how sweet of her...May everyone have at least one experience as wonderful as I did upon returning home from work today. Now, I will be baking some bread to take to her this weekend :) Merry Christmas all.
Hosting
Ryan's brother is coming with his wife and kids Sunday. I have no idea what to cook. Going shopping tomorrow. Give me ideas. And GO!
2/22/13 Woman Shot By Oven While Trying To Make Waffles
And you thought Gordon Ramsey was a tough critic. http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/21/17045722-woman-shot-by-oven-while-trying-to-cook-waffles?lite Aalaya Walker was visiting a friend in St. Petersburg Monday when they decided they wanted some late-night waffles, The Tampa Bay Times reported. So Walker began preheating the oven unaware that her friend, JJ Sandy, 25, was storing a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 in the oven. The magazine exploded about 9 p.m. ET, spraying casing fragments at high speed and striking Walker. She managed to pick some of the fragments out of her leg and chest and then took a bus to the hospital, where she was treated and released.
Saving Grace
I am Barbie and I am an alcoholic. Okay so I went to my meeting tonight. Tonight is the meeting I help run since the original founder of Monday night has passed away and I thought it would be good to do service work, to help others and get out of myself. The problem is as of late I am way in myself and my emotions . I am in a place where I had to force myself as I rather not let see people see me as I am at the moment. See it has been brought to my attention by my sponsor that I don't look well.Not a surprise as I haven't eaten or slept like a normal person since my birthday 2 weeks ago. See I am on what they call and emotional drunk. I haven't drank but as miserable as I am in this very moment an old timer in AA would say I might as well get drunk. Fucking know it all . Old timers always say what you need to hear but you don't want too . Must be because this particular man has been sober since the year I was born and knows what the hell he is talking about.*shrugs* I am certain
Tears In Heaven.
My beautiful Mum joined the angels in heaven on Valentine's Day 2013. My sister Neeky had called me to let me know Mum was having a wound cleaned and dressed and it required surgery. I tried not to panic as it was just small surgery and she would be coming home within a day or two. My world fell apart with the next phone call, Neeky was telling me something had happened during the operation and Mum was to have emergency surgery on a tear in her bowel. This was unbelievable, how could something so minor go so terribly wrong. The next 6 hours was a blur to me, I jumped in my car and drove to be with Mum and my sisters. For 4 days we sat beside Mum, telling her how much we loved her, talked to her, laughed with her and cried so many tears. The doctors told us her condition was grim and she might not make, it was a roller coaster ride of emotions for all of us but we refused to give up hope. Our Mum is a fighter and she will get through this! Mum tried to hold on to our lov
So Why The False Advertising On Fubar?
Let me ask this question to the universe and to Fubar users: Why do people put a hot photograph of themselves from 16 years ago as their profile pic and then post updated and not so flattering pics of themselves on their site? Why bother at all? I mean, it's a damn disppointment to see your hot ass profile pic and then when I search your page, you were dumb enough to post crap pictures of yourself. Just leave the crap pics out of it and let me drool over your hot profile pic. I dont want my bubble burst knowing that you look terrible now. I want to leave your page thinking you look hot! I will never meet you anyway so keep the illusion alive or at least post an updated picture of yourself on your profile so I know what I am getting into. I dont need a CAVEAT EMPTOR scenario.
Breaking And Collaring (fiction)
“my Master is my rock, life, happiness, pain, sorrow, soul; He makes my world spin and my spirit calm.. He makes me everything i am and everything i will be. You Master are everything to me. The apple of my eye, till i draw my last breath i will love cherish adore admire obey honor trust have faith in You. i will always be honest even if it hurts i will always be loyal and faithful and swear on my life my blood to give You all of me.. To serve You as best i can to please You any time i get a chance. For Us Master FOREVER IS MORE THAN JUST A WORD.” It’s been several months since you have sent these words to Me. Me, your Master, your protector, your love, your life. I have spent these past few months training you, teasing you, loving you and truly making you mine. Training has been a little slower than anticipated, but has been going well nevertheless. You have dedicated yourself to My pleasure, to My happiness and to our lives together. Tonight seems as though it has
The Stella Story
Tragedy struck again, this time in the guise of a large dog. I heard someone yelling in my yard, so I went to the window, where I saw a big dark dog jump into the back of an old white pickup. The pickup flew out of the yard, and while I thought to myself, “What the hell?,” I already had some idea. I ran out of the house, searching for my little flock. Bunched under a blue spruce were Lola and Lolita and Rosie and Edna. “Stella!” I yelled, running across the yard. “Stelllllaaa!” When I neared the coop, I saw the aftermath of a bird explosion, feathers swirling and dancing in the wind. And then, around the corner, I saw Stella, flopping in the grass, beak open, panting. Her legs didn’t work, and I saw that her back was opened up, feathers and skin removed, deep gashes showing off her backbone, reaching into her muscle. I scooped her into my arms and, not so much crying as wailing, ran to the house. I deposited
Could Use Some Help. [real Life]
Here's the thing. Since I've came home and settled, I haven't felt the same. I feel like I'm a completely different person. Does having a heart attack really change you? Am I just afraid to be normal? I don't know....I've never had to deal with this before. I know people who have had bypass surgery, had stents put in...you name it. They seem perfectly fine. Why can't I be fine? I'm hoping that I get out of this funk....I really don't like this "new me".
Sigh
I should send you a pic Your marriage isn't going to last I'm really going to miss you You spoil the shit out of me You don't have to I love that you don't think you're amazing Your smile makes me melt You are possibly the funniest person I know Move
My Family
Family Fubar is a game and it is a social network. For some of us it is “just a game,” for some of us it is “just a social network,” and perhaps for most of us, it is something of both. Each of us chooses how much of each it is for us. Our Fubar Family also means different things to each of us, and much of what it means may be determined by what Fubar means (game vs social.) Family takes on new meaning when one runs famplifiers regularly, whether one wishes it to or not. Run famplifiers regularly and it attracts people who want to be in your family. It puts a certain pressure on a person who runs famplifiers often: pressure to make some difficult choices because once a family is full, one cannot add a person without removing a person. I enjoy Fubar for both the game and the social aspects. I try to maintain my own idea of balance between “gamers” and “heart connections” with my family and where I put my energies he
11/8/13 Fubar Updates!
Many of you are asking questions about a few things. 1.Cherry Inferno and 25k Likes achievementsare both awarding unique bling items! Only available by completing those achievements. Pro Tip: You can collect more than one! If you completed these achievements in the past, you will need to do them again to get the bling item. 2.We are NOW sending early notices for upcoming credit pack sales through our mobile apps. Install them on your iPhone or Android phone now if you'd like to get them! Apple Devices:https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fubar/id455311703?mt=8Android Devices:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.fubar.mobile&hl=en If you downloaded the app and are not getting notifications, make sure to check your phone settings. Phone settins are not to be confused with fubar app settings.
I Am Sorry Folks
If I have failed to like , rate, or anything else I am sorry. As a lot of you know I have been very sick for the past 7 years and it gets progressivly worse. I have early onset dementia, liver and kidney problems that affect my vision , I have to use a magnifying glass to read my shout box, when i can find it. I have good days and bad days I am working with a group of doctors using experimentel drugs on me. I do NOT want anyone to feel sorry for me, It does not hurt , well exept my pride. I can still work and drive short distances. I sometimes cant remember names or i wander around the house because I forgot what i was doing. It was cause by tramatic brain injury on my job So I have Great Job security :) I just do not want anyone to have hurt feelings if i neglect them. I really try and i keep notes by my computer that help me. God has given me a very blessed life So i have nothing to complain about..........sometimes i still do though :) if i dont answer something it
For All Thouse That Dont Know How To Please
The purpose of this blog is to talk about the power of pussy, and crucial head. Don't be offended by the context of this... just speaking what's on my mind. 1st off, ladies, giving head is in no way payment for a trip to Mickey D's from Pookie down the block. Nor is it to be used to get those new sneakers you saw at the mall... No. If you give head, it should be to someone you love and trust... not the nigga from the club last night. I think that any man would take getting his dick sucked by a stranger... but you gotta think about that kinda man, (do you really wanna put his dick in your mouth if he gets down like that?) If you say yes... stop reading now, and go to your nearest health department. But if you agree that it should be special.. continue to read. 2nd, if your gonna suck it, suck it with enthusiasm. Like its the best thing since Ben and Jerry's. For real! If you don't wanna spend all night down there, I suggest you pretend to be like Heather Hunter. (If you don't know who
Mean People On Lc
Okay I have a couple of revelations to share with you all... 1. I am not a thin woman. I am a BBW or you can just call me fat, thick whatever.(I have no shame in who I am) I am not Barbie. I never claimed to be Barbie and you know what I am okay with that. I am beautiful and I feel beautiful and that is all that matters. 2. I like to have fun and play on the internet. I am not a prude by any means. I have friends that I am comfortable with that I will play naughty games with and yes I do have nude pics on my site... does that mean I am a whore.. well you have the right to your opinion... Okay so here goes my rant. In the past week I have had some men who have come on my page and called me names for my size or have rated my pics low without manning up and leaving a comment or worse have basically offered me pity sex... So here is the deal if you have a problem with me, my page or my pics don't be a coward and leave a photo rating of 1 or give me a drive by shout and say 'fa
What Is One To Feel?
May you feel serenity and tranquility in this world you may not fully ever understand. May the pain you have known and the conflicts you have experienced give you the strength to work through life facing each new situation with courage and optimism. Always know there are those whose love and understanding will always be there, even when you feel most alone. May you discover enough goodness in others to believe in a sense of peace. A kind word, a reassuring touch, a warm smile be yours everyday of your life And may you give these gifts as well as receive them. Remember the Sunshine when the storm seems unending. Teach love to those who hate and let that love embrace as you continue on in the world. May the teachings of those you admire become a part of you, so that you may call upon them when needed. Remember those whose lives you have touched, and whom have touched yours. they will always be apart of you. Even if the encounters were less than you
The Last Unicorn
And The World's Worst Mommy Award Goes Toooooo:
ME! YES THAT'S RIGHT ME! I WAS SITTING AROUND WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY DAD TONIGHT AND SOMETHING HIT ME!!! OMG!!! I ASKED HIM....DAD IS TODAY THE 16TH??? HE SAYS...NO ITS THE 15TH. WHY? HOLY SHIT!!!...I SAID....TOMORROW IS ISABELLA'S BIRTHDAY! YEAH HER SECOND BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW...I HAVE NOTHING PLANNED WHATSOEVER. I DIDN'T EVEN BUY HER A PRESENT....PLUS I AM BROKE LOL...SO YEAH....WORLD'S WORST MOMMY AWARD GOES TO ME! :(
Something To Be Said For New Love....
Current mood: cheerful It's funny (though not really) how much it hurts inside, a pain that just won't subside, when you lose someone you truly love. Whether it be growing apart, or to the big guy above! Then one day, you might be sitting and minding your own business, or surfing the web, maybe just checking your hot (or not), then theres a face, one you just happen to spot...and something inside feels different, maybe a stomach knot. You get to know the person, you happen to arrange a meet, Starbucks, dinner, perhaps just a movie. You get to talking and realize, hey, this person is really neat! The friendship goes on, where it's leading no one knows, ' till one day you wake up, there face on you mind, and your heart glows. Hey, I am no poet, only god knows (and now you guy's)....but the moral of the story is, loving someone new don't mean your losing it for someone in the past. Each love is different, but there all great ! I have found that each woman I have lo
Private Pics
IM REALLY TIRED OF THE GUYS WHO DONT BOTHER TO GET TO KNOW ME OR RATE ANY OF MY OTHER PICTURES ASKING TO SEE MY PFIVATE PICS! SO HERE IT IS IF YOU HAVENT TALKED TO ME OR BOTHERED GETTING TO KNOW ME, DON;T ASK TO SEE MY PRIVATE ALBUM YOU WONT EVER SEE IT! IF YOU'VE ADDED ME TO YOUR FRIEND AND OR FAMILY LIST THINKING YOU WILL GET TO SEE THEM THE ANSWER IS NO! I CHOOSE WHO GETS TO SEE THEM, AND ITS THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW ME, RATE AND OR COMMENT MY PAGE AND OTHER PICTURES, THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WILL GET ACCESS TO THAT FOLDER! I HAD ONE GUY I NEVER EVEN CHATTED WITH TELL ME TO DELETE MY PRESENT FAMILY MEMBERS TO MAKE ROOM FOR NEW ONES THAT ISNT EVEN A POSSIBILITY. NEEDLESS TO SAY HE GOT DELETED AND BLOCKED. SHOW SOME RESPECT JUST BECAUSE THERE IS A PRIVATE FOLDER DOESNT MEAN EVERYONE GETS TO SEE IT THATS WHY ITS PRIVATE! TO ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY I LOVE YOU GUYS YOUR FREAT! IF YOU GET UPSET OVER THIS FEEL FREE TO DELETE ME, BELIEVE ME IF YOUR ONE OF
See Naughtier Pics Of Me
remember if you want to see more of us then you have to leave a lot of pic comments to get us convinced...show everthing if convinced. im leaving for now but will be back later tonight with naughtier hotter pics! tell all your friends to add and rate and comment our pics to. that will be convincing for sure that you want to see it! MJ
Just A Painting Of Me
Romance....keeping It Alive
In the beginning……. The “falling” is the high in any relationship. The newness, the getting to know each other, the text message in the middle of the day which brings the smile to your face. Exploring each other, emotionally, sexually. So what happens….that newness fades and, though the love remains, that excitement and anticipation of seeing each other isn’t what it used to be!? It is sad….and the reason about 90% of you ladies are on here, trying to recapture that attention, that excitement of desire, the excitement and feeling that fills you with the new crush….tell me if I'm wrong, or do you even realize it!? So….any idea on how to keep that Newness alive, with the one your with, the one you love??? Not sure how it works for most, but here’s some stuff I like to do….. 1. Take a trip, out of town, or just locally….rent a hotel room (nice ones here in Vegas), and set up a “date”. She would dress up, as would I….meet for dinner, some drin
Surrender Part Iii©
One thing I really pride myself on is getting to know my playthings. If you are lucky enough to be choosen,I will learn you too. I will want to know what turns you on,what drives you wild,and what makes you wet with just a monents thought. If you become my play toy I will keep you turned on by doing the things you love,the way I like them. As she knelt before me with my hardness along her tounge,she began making little moans. She had tasted me before. I ran myself along her tounge,back and forth,getting myself nice and wet. She looked so beautiful kneeling before me wanting to please me. I ask her if she is ready to taste my entire length. She knows not to speak and nods her head slowly running my cock along her chin and back into her mouth. I tangle my hands into her hair and start to rock my hips forward. With every move she takes me deeper into her. She likes to take all of me because she knows its what I like. I can feel the back of her throat as I start to make love to her m
My Stories
Unexpected Influences By James White It is a very beautifully morning today, the sun was just beginning to rise. It was cool during the night but the days are still nice and warm. The sun is just now starting to climb over the horizon and the clouds from the night are starting to fade as the morning sun begins to burn them away. There is still a pinkish red glow to the sky, as the majestic sun makes it climb into the sky. Today is the final day for Veronica in her home with her parents. Today she finishes packing up her Bronco, and heads to her new apartment in the old part of town. She has been attending college for the past few years and has spent most of her time in the dorms, only returning to her parents house for vacations. She has enjoyed her time away from them and is now ready to be on her own, she has a good job and she can support herself moderately. As she gets up from her bed, she grabs the clothes that she laid out
Breast Cancer...scary Words
On Sunday I read a bulletin about Breast Cancer Awareness month. I thought you know being as my breasts are my favorite part of my body maybe I should do an exam, I already know I have problem called Fibro Cystic Breast Disease. Fairly common and usually harmless but you're supposed to do regular breast exams because of it. Which I don't. I am however a very sexual person so I know the feel of my breasts quite intimately. So I did the exam...and I found something out of place. Tissue that felt different than it should. I was shocked and completely freaked out. I went to the doctor today and she confirmed that I have a lump. One that she is quite concerned about. So concerned that when she couldn't get me in for mammogram for a couple of weeks I could hear her yelling in the hallway. They worked me in this afternoon. So in 45 min. I have to go have the scariest test I've ever had in my entire life and I have to do it all alone. Please pray for me. I'm sure everything
War On Terror
The lady who wrote this is Pam Foster of Pamela Foster and Associates in Atlanta . She's been in business since 1980 doing interior design and home planning. I know some will be put off by this, but like Pamela "I don't care", because these are my thoughts exactly, only she summed it up better than I could. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in
Story To The Pic Of My Kissing Kristol
Ok, so the story to that pic goes like this... I was married. To a guy named Brandon. I am bisexual and as a way to keep things fresh, and to abort some other issues that will not be named here, we had 3 somes and 4 somes. Well Kristol, who's brother married my step cousin, moved in with us for awhile. She thinks i'm hot, Brandon thinks everything with a clit is hot. Well I found out that they were fucking. And that she was pregnant by him. WHile both of them were living there off my dime. Neither of them worked and I worked two jobs.And I took care of the house and my 2 kids that live with me. So of course I got some black mail pics, I.E. that pic. Brandon and Kristol are still together now, and their baby is not well and they lost custody of her. Brandon has cheated on her with over 10 girls in the past year and got her sister and best friend pregnant as well. You get what you deserve dirty bitches! ~~~~UPDATE~~~~~ Her sister lied.. sleazy chicks.. go fig. My ex's bab
Ocean Of Passion
Like the ocean so wide and powerful with its waves rolling in and crashing against The rocks With the same force as my admiration towards the man I want to get to know I want to know and feel his strength, and feel the power of his touch, crashing against My soul I want to feel his passions his desires and the dreams he has Like the waters that go on Forever and ever I want to feel his tender touch caressing every inch of my body like the kiss of the sun over the ocean horizon, Faithfully each morning I want him to know that with each and ever word spoken is like a ripple that spreads throughout the deepest waters in My heart For the day is coming closer and the nights are getting longer in the desire To be near you I dream of that moment when the waters of the ocean and the rocks of the cliffs finally meet In a storm of passion, His every touch will be like a soft caress to the rocks of the cliffs below With each encounter will be like the waters stirring under the oce
Please Look
I WANT ALL OF MY OVER 4500 FRIENDS TO GO HERE AND MAKE A COMMENT FOR MY VOTE..I THINK ITS HOT HOW ABOUT YOU SEXY...PLEASE DO THIS AND REPOST IT TO UR FRIENDS
Damn Thats Pathetic
Outta 495 friends....18 of u commented on my last blog....what a waste...
Childern And Pedophiles A Must Read
Where do i start,I been seeing alot of pictures of childern going by and childern in peoples profiles and folders.It great that there people that love there childern so and wish to share this with everyone.I do my self love childern and adore childern.But i belive the most important thing in life is keeping childern safe and away from harm.In doing so we need help one another by teaching and learning about pedophiles.Most people know what a pedophile is.There alot more to them than just praying on childern.They are very intelligent and very obsessive.Once they see a child they really like they beagin focus on that one child.Then it becomes a obsession and they will go to any length to find that child.Pedophiles can be male or female so be carefull.What greatly disturb me is knowing these sick people are on here and looking at childern.We all need to make it so they can not be allowed to view our childern.In doing so we all need to take the pictures off public viewing and make all child
I Am Only Me
I Am Only Me I am only me, that is all that I can be No more, no less, dont second guess I love, I laugh, I live , I cry, Ive wished at times that I could die Some days Im funny, others Im not some days Im in overdrive and I cant stop Im a loyal and honest friend you know Ill be there until the end Im a Father, my children my greatest gift The smiles on there faces always give me a lift I am am a romantic, sensual, sexual and passionate too To the love of my life, I will share this with you I can be sweet and shy or sassy and bold Im quite a handful or so Ive been told I am not perfect, I do have my faults, like when I get scared I put up high walls, or Im not as forgiving as Id sometimes like to be, Because when I hurt, I hurt deeply, My logic is all my own, at times misunderstood Becuase I dont always do things for my own good I have my facets, like a diamond you see I am only ME By Steven Lee
I Have To. (goodbye)
I Have To Say Goodbye To Him...For this reason... I Gained some weight over the last 9-12 months...Im working really hard on losing it again...I even became a vegetarian...But he made it clear he dosen't like girls with "extra weight". He didnt know i gained weight..SO he wasent trying to hurt me... Maybe i shouldnt have put my older pics on here...I guess they were deceiving. Goodbye, You Know Who You Are. -Ash
Makes Me Wonder, What Do You Think??
Ok, need your opinion here. I have a friend of mine who joined CT with me the day i joined. This person is Absolutely beautiful inside and out. She decided to post some new pics of herself so I rushed right over to rate them...thats what we do here. Upon arriving at said profile i noticed it filled with pics of someone who was not the person i know personally. Which in itself is not a bad thing. BUT she is telling ppl it is her. This person she posted is beautiful. There is no doubt. But the person i know is much more beautiful then the fake pics. Any advice you want to pass on to her? After rating her she blocked me...all i said is "I'm confused" guess she doesnt want ppl to know that is not the real her. If i could say anything. And i hope she reads this... YOUR AN AMAZING PERSON, BE YOU....AND ONLY YOU! Thanks for whatever you say...be honest...i know she will read this. *kisses* Amanda x0x0x0
Sad Today
OK THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG EVER AND UMM FEEL KINDA ODD DOING THIS BUT ANYWAYS IM A MOMMA OF 4 LIL ONES AND MY FRIEND WHOS ON MY FAMILY LIST GOT ME TO JOIN HES FAMILY...AND WELL I MET SOMEONE ON HERE THAT WAS SPECIAL TO ME FRIENDS WISE AND HE SEEMED SO SWEET GENTLE AND AFFECTIONATE GORGOUS AND THE BEST PERSONALITY EVER...AND IM SAD TODAY CAUSE HE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME PERSONAL REASONS BUT ITS CAUSE I ASKED A QUESTION YOU SHOULD "NEVER" ASK A GUY AND WELL IM ALWAYS OPEN AND LOVE HONESTY AND I WAS JUST ASKIN A QUESTION TO BE SURE I WAS NOT GOING TO LIKE A PERSON AND THEN BAM THEM B SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN WHAT I WAS EXPECTING...AND WELL HE SAID TO NEVER EVER IM HIM AGAIN SO JULIES HEART IS HURTING...SO SORRY IF IM A LITTLE OFF TODAY IM ACTUALLY REALLY HURT AND IM FEELIN PRETTY STUPID ABOUT IT CAUSE NEVER MET THE PERSON ALMOST BUT NOT YET... IM REAL AND MY FEELINGS ARE REAL THIS SITE TO ME IS NOT A GAME AND IM PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE LIKE AN IDIOT I GUESS AND I SUPPOSE I SHALL JU
Monkeys!
This might not be the best place for this little game, but when I put it on my front page the sond conflicts with the music, and maybe some other people will enjoy it. Want one? Go to www.geocities.com/testiflash
The Idiot Test
Poem
STAYING TOGETHER STAYING TOGETHER IS A HARD THING TO DO IT ALL BEGINS WITH ME AND WITH YOU, GROWING UP FROM A BABY TO A CHILD WITH ME AND WITH YOU WAS KIND OF WILD, GROWING UP FROM A CHILD TO A KID WE ALWAYS STUCK TOGETHER NO MATTER WHAT WE SAID OR DID, GROWING UP FROM A KID TO A TEEN EVERYBODY THOUGHT WE MADE A REAL GOOD TEAM, HOPEFULLY FROM TEENS ON UP WE'LL STICK TOGETHER AND NEVER GIVE UP. WRITTEN BY: CHRISTIE DRURY-WEAVER
Post Comments Here
this guy doesn't deserves the points... All your comments are welcome here on this blog: Anti-Military BS Poem Let us see what Cherry Tap really thinks about this poem...I am not afraid.
Today Is Def A Monday And Dont Know What To Do??
OK TODAY IS DEF A MONDAY YOU ALL...IF YOUR READING THIS THEN I TAKE IT YOU MIGHT CARE ABOUT WHATS GOING ON SO I WONT FEEL TO STUPID THAT IM TYPING TO PEOPLE THAT MIGHT NOT REALLY GIVE A SH*T. WELL MY BOYFRIEND OF 9 YEARS AND I HAVE TWO BUSINESSES TOGETHER AND INS-GROUP IS MINE. WE HAD AN EMPLOYEE THAT WAS TRYING TO GET HIS LIFE IN ORDER ABOUT A YEAR AGO TRIED TO HELP HIM AND HE SCREWED US OVER STOLE ABOUT 5000 WORTH OF TOOLS AND MORE MONEY THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE. BEING START UP COMPANY EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THIS IS HARD TO OVERCOME. WELL WE FINALLY GOT RID OF HIM I WAS SOOO HAPPY. THEN THIS YEAR COMES ALONG AND TOM MY BF DECIDES TO LET THIS IDIOT BACK INTO OUR LIVES AND WORKS WITH HIM TELLS ME HES CHANGED AND HES DOING GREAT..(HE WAS INTO HEROINE AND CRACK COCAINE) K?!?! I DONT LIKE TO JUDGE PEOPLE CAUSE IM JUST NOT LIKE THAT BUT DAMN THATS ALOT TO GET OVER I JUST ONE YEAR. SO ANYWAYS THEY BEEN GONE OUT TO NJ DOING MACYS JOBS TOM COMES HOME WITH RON RON IS HIS NAME HE HAS NO WAY HO
Xfanz Party Tonight!
I'll be at the XFanZ party tonight in Hollywood if anyone can make it out! Its at the DragonFly @ 6510 Santa Monica Blvd. Doors open at 9pm. Dave Navarro's new band The Panic Channel will be playing live. $10 cover Click for more info Update: 12:45am So I just got back from the party. I had a great time with Lexi Love, Sasha Grey, Claire Adams and Angela Stone! I saw Dave Navarro and wanted to get a picture with him, I was so excited, I walked up and asked him for a picture and he straight out said "No." I said, "What? I didn't hear you? Yes, I can get a picture with you?" and again. "No." This is the exact reason why I treat each and every fan of mine with so much respect. I would never want someone to come up to me and ask me for a picture or autograph and have them walk away thinking, "what a fucking cunt." Because, my fans are my life, I can't say it enough. You guys are so important to me, I really don't exist without you, so always remember that. I'll post
Support Our Troops ?
EL PASO, Texas (AP) - Four U.S. soldiers accused of murdering suspected insurgents during a raid in Iraq said they were under orders to "kill all military age males," according to sworn statements obtained by The Associated Press. The soldiers first took some of the men into custody because they were using two women and a toddler as human shields. They shot three of the men after the women and child were safe and say the men attacked them. "The ROE (rule of engagement) was to kill all military age males on Objective Murray," Staff Sgt. Raymond L. Girouard told investigators, referring to the target by its code name. That target, an island on a canal in the northern Salahuddin province, was believed to be an al-Qaida training camp. The soldiers said officers in their chain of command gave them the order and explained that special forces had tried before to target the island and had come under fire from insurgents. Girouard, Spc. William B. Hunsaker, Pfc. Corey R. Clagett
Now This Bitch Has Nerve
I saw a bulletin today that read: "ITS TIME WE A MEMBERS OF THIS SITE STOP PLAYING LIKE WE ARE STILL LITTLE KIDS.JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DOES NOT GET THIER WAY THEY START BASHING SOMEONE CALLING PEOPLE FAKE ETC WITHOUT PROOF.WE ARE ALL HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.SO THE NO.1 RULE SHOULD BE IF YOU CAN NOT SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT SOMEONE DON"T SAY NOTHING AT ALL.AND WHEN YOU SEE A POST FLYING ACROSS CHERRY TAP SEEING SOMEONE BASHING SOMEONE ELSE CALLING THEM NAMES-FAKE ETC START LOOKING AT THE VERY "BOTTOM"OF THE POST THE ORGINAL POSTER IS ALWAYS THE LAST ONE ON THE BOTTOM.GO TO THIS PERSONS PAGE PUT THEM ON BLOCK SO YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIER BAD MOUTHING.I HAVE SPOKEN MY PIECE FOR TODAY SO USE WHAT GOD GAVE YOU"YOUR BRAIN"" On it's face..that's awesome, I agree with the sentiments 100% however...ohhh yes, there is always a however...before I go with my however...lol, my disclaimer: Yes, I am a bouncer, I do my best to represent that position but I'm also
My Rant About The Bs In Bulletins...don't Read If You Don't Wanna Hear My Opinion.
THIS IS MY BLOG, SO I'LL WRITE WHAT I WANT IN IT. I'm purposely keeping it out of the bulletins section cause it'd get buried in all the bullshit anyway. I just went through reading the latest bulletins and all I can say is, "What the fuck?" I've pretty much kept my mouth shut until now. This has TOTALLY gotten outta hand. Let me start by sayin that the intent of this blog isn't to piss people off or alienate anyone. It's my attempt to understand what the fuck people are thinking and why. And please read through the entire blog if you're going to read this. First of all...What is with all these people getting bent out of shape because Mike asked that suggestive pics not be used as PRIMARY photos? What's the big fucking deal if you can't show your tits or dick in your primary photo? You can show, at a minimum depending on your level, 50 if not more pics of your tits, etc. in your pictures section. Ok, 49 cause one has to be for your primary. OMG! GASP! The censorship of it all! Ar
Sobering...isn't It?
I just found out today that a an ex-coworker of mine from my last company just died of a brain aneurysm while watching TV on the couch. Goes to show that shit happens at any time of your life. He was in his mid to late 30s. RIP.
Babyj's Blog Posting About Nsfw!
BabyJ wrote this blog earlier today. I thought it was such a great post that I wanted to put a copy in my blog. Keep up the good work Mike. __________________________________________ i've read a bunch of bulletins, blogs, comments, messages, shouts, etc.. all regarding positive and negative feedback on our nsfw flagging. i'm making this post to state some facts for the people who keep posting bullshit because they don't know the truth. do NOT post any comments trying to argue the points with me in this blog entry, consider it zero tolerance day. see item #4. :) 1) Just because we impose an 18+ age limit, does NOT make us a porn site. If that's what you thought, you were wrong and you either need to realize that or leave. It's my fault for not making that more clear in the early days, I suppose. 2) You can still upload adult/nsfw content, but just as ALWAYS, we REQUIRE you to use the tools provided to flag it as such. If you think this is censorship, you're a god dam
Zodiac Pics
Just wanted to post a blog of the 12 zodiac pics i have. If you want one of these pics of your zodiac sign let me know. Sagittarius Scorpius or Scorpio Libra Virgo Leo Cancer Gemini Taurus Aries Pisces Aquarius
Hey You!
Hey You! YES! YOU! Are You a lonely woman? YOU ARE? I have just the thing. A social networking website. Its a great way to meet guys!!! You will get showered with attention and live out your lifelong dream of being the "one" You will meet a great guy who is unemployed and lives at home..but is moving and getting a great new job real soon. If he is busy looking for work its because he is busy with the 5 other chicks that he considers the "one" as well! Still Interested? Great! Once you join you will meet with all kinds of DRAMA!! Yes LAdies relive highschool again!!! That bitchy girl? The asshole guy? Yup they grew up and joined here. Popularity is key and if you are not with the incrowd you are OUT. Back to the guys..you can meet a nice texas cowboy..sure hes serving 50 to life but hell.. you know he aint gonna screw around on ya!!! You like CSI? Great meet the right person and you too can be the next story line! ER is your thing? Dr Carter can rescue you when the
Cat Part Two
James thought his humiliation could not get any worse. Slowly against his will he was being aroused by this situation. He tried to tell him self that it was just because he was seeing his wife naked and had eaten her out...but in the deep dark parts of his mind he was becoming aware of the truth........he liked being humiliated by her..... As he was lost in his own thoughts he barley felt the buckle on his gag being undone. When he realized his mouth was free he tried to speak only to bit hit across the face by Sir. "If I hear one word out of you", he glared "I will but this in your ass instead of hers". He waved the large but plug at James as he said this. "Now open your mouth and get this good and wet", he continued pushing the toy into James' mouth. Tears rose to James' eyes as he felt the device slide over his lips. Cat who was watching intently just inches from his face let out a low moan. "oh James you look so sexy with that in your mouth." Pulling James' head back Sir began to f
Video
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Ever Seen A Shaved Cock???
haha gotcha didn't I - hehe Have a great day!
My Favorite Movie Quotes
I am a HUGE movie lover of all kinds. Sappy love movies...graphic horror movies...action movies...bad "b" movies you name it..these are a few of my favorite quotes that I can think of at the moment...feel free to add :) Susan Sarandon ~ Bull Durham ~ I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with
How To Be Apart
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Contest? Thoughts? Need Input
I AM THINKING ABOUT HAVING A CONTEST. ONLY THIS ONE DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY VOTES, OR RATES YOU GET. THIS CONTEST IS TO CHECKOUT YOUR CREATIVITY. WHAT I WANT IS SOME ARTWORK FOR MY BAND DONE. YOU CAN PUT A SONG TITLE ON IT OF MINE, WHATEVER. WINNER GETS A FREE CD WHEN THERY ARE FINISHED BEING RECORDED, AND A FREE T SHIRT WITH THIER ART WORK, FRONT AND BACK PRINTED. THE ONLY RULES ARE: 1. NO WHITE LIGHT RELIGION MAY BE REPRESENTED 2. YOU MUST HAVE THE AS MY VICTIMS BLEED LOGO IN IT(SEE BELOW) 3. NO COPYWRITTEN IMAGES MAY BE MODIFIED OR RIPPED OFF. MUST BE SHIT YOU EITHER CREATE OR FOUND ON A SITE WITH FREE IMAGES. IF THIS SOUNDS COOL LET ME KNOW. THE WINNER WILL BE PICKED BY ME AND 2 OTHER PEOPLE. THE WINNER WILL ALSO RECEIVE A FREE CD, AND FREE SHIRT WITH THE DESIGN THEY MADE. IF I DECIDE TO DO THIS IT WILL BE BASED ON INTEREST SHOWN IN MY BLOG COMMENT SECTION.
Tied Up
I have been dreaming of you just like this. Helpless. Wanting. Aching. My name on your lips. I consider removing the blindfold. Not yet, soon. Tenderly I caress your cheek. You need so much more. You try to kiss my hand, naughty boy. I lick across your stomach. Your sharp intake of breath lets me know how badly you want me. A playful nip on your chest a moment sucking on your neck, marking you mine. My hands lightly tracing a line from your ankle, inside your thighstopping just short. Leaning forward so you smell my hair, know how close I am my hair caresses your chestyour cock your thighs you shudder, moaning. I remove your blindfold and your eyes are almost my undoing so dark with desire. I watch your face as you see what Ive worn for you red lace bra with front clasp tiny matching panties that tie at the sides perfect for removing with your teeth and you know thats exactly why I chose them. You start to struggle against your bindings, making me chuckle. Ba
Fat Girls Need Love To
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Sexy Cherry Contest - Winner Gets $25.00 Starts 12-29
Sexy Cherry Contest - Winner Gets $25.00 Starting Sunday Night @ Midnight 12-29-2006 I will be sponsoring and holding a sexy cherry contest. This contest is open to all members of Cherry Tap and is free to enter. The contest will end on 1-7-2006 @ 11:59 PM and the winner will be mailed $25.00 The winner will be based on over all rating and not comments. To submit a picture you can PM me with a link to the pic you want to use and I will rip it for the contest, Feel free to message me with any questions. Each week I will hold a different Cash Contest! Your help and consideration will be greatly appreciated.
New Hair [please Help?!]
well, the problem is simple. i am in dire need of a new hair style. i need new color too. im thinking blonde. well, here are some ideas that i had. what i need you to do is tell me which one you think would look best on me. :] 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. PLEASE VOTE!! i NEED input! thankyou much. ♥ BUr.
And There We Stood
Holding your face I had to say goodbye It was time to go home But if I could take the look in your eyes, I would And there we stood An event captured by time itself I give you one last kiss goodbye I see your eyes and you want it to last forever I wish it would And there we stood The power of your smile The power of mine Holding your waist I say nothing, but we sense a thousand words And there we stood The hug for forever The goodbye never meant The promise of one more time And there we stood If only to feel your love... Letting our souls fly We shared the moment We floated above it all The whole world below us, and there we stood In the moment that would never be forgotten.
My Work - Papi
CUM ON MA YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT IT IS YOU WANT ME TO DO,I MEAN I'M HEAR TO PLEASE AIN'T NO SHAME IN ME I'LL DROP DOWN TO MY KNEES.IT'Z OK BOO I KNOW WHAT TO DO I HAVE SKILLZ WHEN IT CUMZ TO THIS,I'LL TAKE MY TIME WHILE YOU SIP WINE AND SERVE YOU LIKE YOUR FAVORITE DISH.CUM ON MA IT'S ALL GOOD DON'T BE LIKE THAT,TURN OVER ON STOMACH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES WHILE I LICK UP AND DOWN YOUR BACK.I COULD SLIDE DOWN A LITTLE LOWER AND PUT MY MOUTH IN YOUR PLACE,JUICES FLOWIN HERE AND THERE ALL OVER MY FACE BUT IT'S ALL GOOD CAUSE I LIKE THAT SHIT DAMN I LIKE HOW YOU TASTE,JUST TELL ME WHAT I GOTTA DO MAMA TO MAKE YOUR SPACE MY SPACE.
William Albert Maupins Deml Jr (august 6, 2006 -october 29 2006)
Please lift up some prayers to God's ears for this family! They lost this sweet little boy to SIDS at the age of 2 months 23 days. He is now a sweet little angel and his family needs some support and love sent their way. Help celebrate this beautiful baby's life short though it was. Make video montages at onetruemedia.com Please send this baby's mother your love and well wishes as she is getting out of the hospital after attempting to end her life. GIVE HER YOUR LOVE EVERYONE!! Ashley@ CherryTAP
Valentine's Day Is Coming!
Dipped Delights has all of your chocolate needs covered for Valentine's day. Get your sweetheart their favorite fruits as well as pastries and baked items hand dipped in chocolate! Can't be with the ones you love? I can ship anywhere in the US! Take a look at some of the products I offer! Http://WWW.DIPPEDDELIGHTS.COM Or click the banner to be taken to my site!
Rh's Pajama Party Contest
TheRH ( BBW Lover )@ CherryTAP RH's Ladies Best Back Tattoo Contest Rules: Pictures of in your night gown, pj's, ect. Must be SFW Taking Contestants, I can take up to 20 Contestants DALLAS ANGEL@ CherryTAP Dallas Angel ;) Kinkerbell ;) WHO LOVES ME? WHO DO I LOVE?@ CherryTAP Kinkerbell jujuangel@ CherryTAP JujuAngel MUMITA@ CherryTAP Mumita antonia@ CherryTAP Antonia ~***Poetic_Eyes4***~@ CherryTAP Poetic Eyes4 At least say HI, when you drop by@ CherryTAP At least say HI, when you drop by Carrie@ CherryTAP Carrie Winner will be determined by both comments and ratings. Contestants can not vote. Starts Friday the 26th at 10:00 PM CST Ends Friday the 1st 10:00 PM CST There will be a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winner. All gifts will be a total of cherry bucks. 1st place- 10,000 2nd place- 5,000 3rd place- 1,000 RH
Talking Head.....
Why on earth would you want a talking dildo?
Saturday Night - Part 5 Of 5
Where we left off... He bent over, his ass towards me and he put his elbows on the bed and waited... and waited. I just took my time killing him with the anticipation. Now onto the conclusion I stood there and admired his ass as it was there waiting for me to take. I took the tube of KY and put more into my hand and then slipped my hand up and down the length of my cock and got it really lubed up. I stepped forward and placed the head of my cock against his tight ass. I worked it slowly around his hole and he finally began to loosen up and I then slid my 7 inch cock slowly into his tight hole. I could hear him moan as he began to take it slowly up into him. When he had about 3 inches into his rectum I pulled it out slowly. Such power... I could feel power as I stood there behind him and had "my cock" again slowly pushed into him. Again he let out with a deep gutteral moan. I could almost feel the vibration of his moan transmit through "my cock"
Doh! Blocked!
Yep, that's right, I've been blocked! Woooo-hoooo!!! As far as I know, this is the first time anyone has ever blocked me, but maybe there are all sorts of people out there who hate me and I just don't know it yet. Granted, there are no few people who consistently rate me 1's, blah blah blah... but I don't think I've ever been blocked before. I was actually pretty pissed off at first and was ready to do Rant 2 in the Book of Jenn. But then I ate. And realizing that I literally had not eaten ALL DAY, last meal was last night around 7pm so almost 24 hours ago, I was a tad bit irritable. I ate. I feel much better now and more inclined to giggle. So here's what went down. This last weekend there was a glitch and all my settings were changed so no one could communicate with me. I got a few gifts from really nice people inquiring if everything was okay, and one "clue" from a jerk who just assumed I did it only to him. Anyway, this particular user sent me a shout a day or two ag
Am I Real?
A very old and dear friend of mine informed me via a comment that she had been asked if I was fake or not. Anyone who doubts whether I am please feel free to visit my comments section, and thanks Girly for standing up for your old wing man. Love ya! I get this shit all the time and I am tired of it!
The Story Of How I Got My Name Bigbird Stole My Tricycle
WHEN MY SON WAS 2 HE HAD A RADIO FLYER TRICYCLE...HE PLAYED ON IT TOO MUCH, ONE DAY WE COULDN'T FIND IT OUTSIDE SO I ASKED HIM SON WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR TRICYCLE.. HE SAID I DON'T KNOW THEN REPLIED BIGBIRD STOLE IT DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO THERE YA GO LOL
If I.......
There she goes walking by again. Everyday I see her. There is so much I wanna say. I am just nervous. I don't think she has even noticed me. Everyday I say I will speak, But everyday i lose the courage. It has been 2 months, Since the first day I saw her. I'm still scared to talk to her. I lock myself in my apartment, Building up the courage to speak to her. 2 days and 2 nights, I rehearse what i want to say to her. I return to the spot where I first seen her, She doesn't walk by. The next day I returned, She still does not show. Everyday for the past week, I returned just to hope i could see her. Still no luck. It has been 2 weeks, Still no joy. A month has passed, Still nothing. I decided to give up and move on, One day as i walked past the local news stand, I seen her picture in the local paper. Head line reads missing girl found, Rape and murdered. I buy the paper and returns home. I sit down and reads the article, About the girl i never got the chan
Contest - Dvd Giveaway!
I'll randomly be selecting 5 fans to give my newest movie out to next month! All you have to do to enter the contest is add me as a fan by clicking this link! If you're already a fan, you don't have to do anything but be lucky! Good luck everyone!
Men....
Wow, my first blog. I have a MySpace and a CherryTap account, but blogs aren't really my thing. I decided to write this one after an experience I had this last week though.... I never realized how crazy some people can be. I recently met a gentleman here on Cherry and we became friends, talking about three times a week online. I never told this guy I was interested in him romantically, never said a word of wanting to be with him, and never led him on in any kind of way. Suddenly after about a month of chatting he started becoming obsessive. He would blow up my shoutbox ( and britneys', my bestfriend), send me nasty emails about not being online, and threaten to delete his account and "Go away Completely". I tried to ignore it until he got a little crazy and started scaring me. He found out my last name, as well as my phone number and started leaving multiple voicemails a day. I finally had to kick him off my friends list and block him. He still calls my phone and leaves nasty message
My Feelings For You
I never really knew you You were just a screen name, another friend But when I got to know you, I let my heart unbend. I couldn't help past memories that would only make me cry I had to find a way, to give love another try, So I've fallen in love with you and I'll never let you go I love you more than anyone I just had to let you know And if you ever wonder why I don't know what I'll say But I'll never stop loving you each and every day My feelings for you will never change Just know my feelings are true Just remember one thing I Love You! That is my feelings for you...
Word Of Warning...
AIGHT, SO NEVER PLACE A BOTTLE OF CODENE NEXT TO A BOTTLE OF ASPIRIN, CAUSE WHEN THE BATHROOM IS DARK THEY BOTH LOOK THE SAME. AND I'M NOT THINKING THE 8 CODENE WAS THE SMARTEST IDEA I HAD TODAY...ON THAT NOTE, ANYONE WANNA GIVE ME CPR, OR JUST WANNA STICK THIER TONGUE IN MY MOUTH? THINKIGN EITHER WOULD WORK.LOL. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL P.S. NAKED AND SPINNING!!
Biggest Fake Of Them All
Www.cherrytap.com
Hosted by CherryTagz.com I was sitting in my rig one day, near the end of a 5 day haul, playing with my laptop, in PKR poker as I recall, when a good friend said to me, "man have I got something here ya gotta see" it's called cherry tap, and brother, it's damn sure the place to be, so I fired up that laptop, it's keyboard I did smoke, typed in www.cherrytap.com thinking this must be some sort of joke, soon I had set up my page, even made a friend or two, then I leveled up, so I could rate , that's when I first set eye's on you, that first look into your eye's, and by god I was hooked, I hoped that you was real, or I knew my goose was cooked, your beauty took my breath away, I was speachless all that day, I tryed changing gears again, hell there was money to be made, but every time I turned a corner, went up a mountain, or crossed a stream, I found myself thinking of a stranger, the most beautiful lady I had ever seen, finally at home that night, I was
How Could You?...a Poem I Wrote
A POEM BY ME!!! time passes... days go by... i think of you... and start to cry... how could you do this to me... how could you just get up and leave... did you ever really care for the life we created... while you ran the streets... and we sat here and waited... waited for you to realize what you had... to step up be a man... take your place as a dad... but it's clear to me now... there's no man left in you... a real man wouldn't hurt us... the way that you do... so, as more time passes... thoughts of you fade... 'till you're no more than an unfortunate mistake i once made... i used to sit there and wonder where i had gone wrong... i had been blaming myself... for far more than too long... you may be blinded right now... but it's your loss, you'll see... i won't stand around waiting... you're not worth it to me... so when your eyes open... and you regain your sight... you'll be standing alone... with your wrongs to make right... to
Getting Married But Will Still Be On Ct
I will be getting married soon and just wanted everyone to know and that I will still be on CT. Hopefully, I can upload some of my future Partners photo up; which I will try one here in a sec. TomTom
Ugh!
JESUS. How many fucking people can actually complain IN ONE DAY. If you don't like someone don't fill up the bulletin board with your damn complaints, oh this person is annoying, this person did this. I FEEL LIKE IM IN HIGHSCHOOL you morons. Get a fucking clue WE ARE ADULTS can you spell adult i dont think many of you can. GROW UP get a clue and stop youre fucking bitching. WHO CARES if someones only on here for points. WHO CARES if mike decides to change HIS FUCKING site, WHO GIVES A FUCK YOU BIG FUCKING BABIES! If you don't like what i have to say delete me, if you agree with me than rate this blog :) HAVE A GOOD DAY.
Men.. ♥
Men are like.... > > 1. Men are like ... Laxatives ...... They irritate the >crap out of you. > 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less >firm they are. > 3. Men are like ..... Weather . Nothing can be done to >change them. > 4. Men are like ....... Blenders You need One, but >you're not quite sure why. > 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, >&they usually head right for your hips. > 6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't >believe a word they say. > 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes >are always 1/2 off. > 8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take >soooooooo long to mature. > 9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the >first sign of emotion. > 10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but >only for a little while. > 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when >they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. > 12. Men are like .......
The Sensual Shave
Please comment, even if it's negative. Running a hot bath... the steam filling the room. Giving life to the flickering flames of the candles that surround the bath. Fresh petals personally plucked from flowers garnish the water and lay strewn about the floor. The music waifing its way through and under the door. Just loud enough to be felt and the meaning interpreted. No words are spoken. Allow the heat to be absorbed into your muscles. Feel the tension lifted. Let my hands gently seek and knead the knots away. Gentle caresses fondle your curves. My hands resting upon your thighs. Time to shave now. The intake of your breath as you feel the draw of the blade tracing your skin. The trust you place in me, as I ever so slowly draw the blade across your skin. The scent of the flowers rising to your lungs. The intense heat of the water completely relaxing your muscles and opening your pores. You can feel each tiniest hair whisked away by my strokes. The way I take my
Why I Cheated
Just wanted to let you know that I\'ve been conning people on this site ever since I joined back on Dec 18 2006. I started out by having my other profile of cherry red which I used to promote my real profile. My profiles are All I care about is gaining points so what I have done is stomp on people to make it happen. I want so bad to be #1 that I started to have contests and reward the contestants with blasts. But now I don\'t want to pay up for those blasts because I\'m already #1 now so I don\'t have to try hard anymore :) I like to screw over people. cherry red is my other personality and I become a bitch when I log on as her. When I am Kari I try to make myself look innocent and a marter then I login to cherry red to come defend me or promote my profile. You see my profile cherry red was given 1500 fans on sign up so it made the profile look popular that way I can promote my real profile and people would think that I\'m a somebody :) Well here are some of the profiles I use feel fr
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Friendship Or Just For Points??
WELL FOR THE LAST WEEK I HAVE SENT USER COMMENTS TO EVERTONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST EVERYDAY....JUST TO SEE WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE ID GET....THIS MAY SEEM HARSH BUT IM REALLY WONDERING IF SOME OF YOU ADDED ME JUST FOR THE POINTS OR TRULY TO GET TO KNOW ME AND BECOME FRIENDS. KINDA SUCKS TO HAVE TO SAY THAT HUH...BUT IT HAS OPENED MY EYES TO WHO ARE MY TRUE FRIENDS ON HERE REALLY ARE, THE ONES WHO HAVE ACTUALLY SPENT TIME TO GET TO KNOW ME AND VICE VERSA. THOSE OF YOU AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE I HOLD VERY CLOSE IN MY HEART AND VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TREMENDOUSLY. I RARELY ASK FOR MUCH FROM ANYONE BUT THE PAST 2 WEEKS IVE BEEN BEGGING FOR HELP IN MY CONTEST.....AND ONLY A SELECT FEW ON MY LIST HAVE COME TO MY AID...AND I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE....FOR THAT I CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH...I TRY TO SHOW MY THANKS AS BEST I CAN ON HERE IN A VIRTUAL WAY......I GOT INTO MAKING THE ID CARDS, MORPHS AND EDITING PICTURES HERE LATELY...MOST OF THE ONES IVE DONE I DID ON MY OWN ACCORD FOR YOU...A
Ephermeral Lovers
The clouds play shadows across the landscape; the moon their light. The gusts dance upon the earth, tantalizing and teasing those who tread the night. We are ghosts, whispering to each other in passing, but never able to connect. The warmth of your flesh, the fire of your breath, the heat of your desire. All caught upon the evening breeze and fueling the embers. Come, let me see into your eyes, your mind, your soul, your spirit. For it is through your eyes that your body I will cultivate and capture. Mine to captivate and enrapture.
Getting Cought Up In Shit
AS I GROW AND SEE OTHERS ARROUND ME BEING HAPPY WHY CANT I BE.THERES SOME COOL PEOPLE ON THIS GREAT WAY 2 FIND A FAMILY IF U DONT HAVE 1.U NO EVERY 1 BREAKS MY BALLS BECOUSE I TALK 2 ALL GIRLS THE SAME IM TRYING 2 FIND MY WAY 2 LOOK UP AND SAY THATS IT AND ITS SUKS BECOUSE IT DONT WORK THAT WAY 4 ME .I LOVE NICE GIRLS NOT SLUTS I TREAT THEM ALL WIT RESPECT AS I WANT BAK I NEED MY FUN U NO.I HAVE 3 AWSOME KIDS I SEE EVERY DAY COOLEST EXWIFE IN THE WORLD. SHES ON CT 2 I M TRY 2 SAY THIS WHO IAM YEH IM A FLIRT WOOOOOOOOPS THATS WHO I AM IM SEXI AS FUK CANT STOP THAT .I LIKE WEN ALL U GIRLS TREAT LIKE U DO BECOUSE IT HELPS ME GET BY EVERYDAY U NO AND I THANK U ALL LOVE YA THE KING
Mumm Rules
Hammies Mumm rulestheyre mine, I make em up. I dont expect ANYONE else to follow thembut I WILL judge your ass based upon the values contained in themalways. --- If you are whining, shut the fuck up. ---If you ask if youre hot in front of the whole world, YOU obviously think you are. What the fuck does it matter what I think? ---If you weight approaches 300 pounds and you are on here more than 6 hours a day, I dont give a SHIT as to your theories of lifeyou apparently dont have one. ---Thongs should be worn by female bodies that are a 10+ onlyon anyone else they look patheticand are unhygienic in any case. Yes, I wear underwear, unless in a kilt. Even hot women SHOULDshit is shit, know what I mean Verne? ---If youre a normal person, dont get intimidated by all the hot pictures you see on here. Its the internet. Its 90 % fantasy. ---If all you do is trash mumms but DONT write your own, or only write puff pieces, youre not a mummer. Youre a miserable
Poem: Next To Me
Holding your hand, kissing your cheek, my eyes begin to clearly see. Feeling your warmth, holding you close, I know I need you next to me. My love for you can't be measured, through days of endless pleasure. By my side my love I watch you, smile so innocent and free. Its clear to me now, that my life can, never be complete, without you next to me. Lying by your side, feeling your heart as it beats, I dream of what we soon shall be. I'll be there waiting and watching, as your beauty shine through and through, you'll be standing next to me. My love for you can't be measured, threw nights of endless pleasure. By your side my love, I'll watch you sleep, so quite and free. It's clear to me now, my life will always be complete, with your love next to me. Sign: Raymond Starns Dated:1/2000 I'll be there waiting
Hell Is Wrong With People
I gotta say something on the state of the American male. Now, there's no way I can say all of this without sounding like a whiney, "whoa is me" little bitch, but fuck it, I'm sayin it anyway. When the fuck did the gay guys start getting so much play? I mean, of course they were always getting it from the other fellas, that's their thing, you know, suckin' on wieners. But every time I go out now, I see these hundred pound homos with skin-tight pants and selectively-bleached hair that hangs over their eyes, with some smokin' hot chick hangin off their arm. What the fuck is that shit? When did acting effeminate become so cool? Now don't get me wrong, I'm no epitome of manliness, I'm scared shitless of spiders, I won't swim in a lake or the ocean due to the unseen creatures/sharks that are waiting to get me, and occasionally I eat peach sorbet, but come on, I'm not a limp-wrist. When did abandoning all characteristics produced by testosterone make hot women say "damn, I wanna do th
How Often Do You?
Whats the average about of times you masterbate a day? would you do it infront of someone?
Thank You For The Love
HELLO MY SWEET FRIENDS JUST A LITTLE THING TO SAY THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SWEET LOVE,GIFTS AND WISHES YOU'VE SENT ME ON MY BIRTHDAY,THANK YOU FOR BEING MY TRUE FRIENDS ITS BLESSING TO HAVE YOU ALL IN MY LIFE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME IF I'M BEHIND ON RETURNING THE LOVE....LUV YA ALL HUGS,KISSES AND MUCH MUCH LUV ۞WLĆ۞
A Poeam Of Love
for if you ever think of me, look at a star in the soft moonlight nights if it breaks form heavens and fall at your feet, know it well that it is a metaphor of my hear, and if it dose not break but how is it possible that you cast a glance and it dose not give away its life, forgets its existence? if you ever think of me, touch softly the gusts of passing breez and you will find me in the floating fragrance, look for me in the rose petals, you will find my reflection in the dewdrops. but if you fail to find me in the star , dewdrops or in the fragrance you will find me at your feet, in the dust covered pathways. and if you see a candle flame, know it will that I too, like a moth that burns itself, am scattered with the ashes, cast these ashes into the river my love, i shall travel to the oceans land on an unseen island and call your name. if you ever sail to the oceans, do stop at this island too
Unidentified Crushes!
So I noticed some people have a crush on me. Well being the type of person I am I would love to know who. So to my crushes, who are you I'd like to know? For the men and/or women that step forward to identify yourself a special present waits for you. Hope to hear from you soon! Reply via comment or email.
Nfl Cap - Panthers Style
You are an NFL General manager and you have decided that your team needs to get younger. It is a very common refrain, sort of a code word for rebuilding year, without scaring away the season ticket holders. Cutting veterans saves cap money and allows cheaper alternatives with hopefully similar production. Such is life in the NFL. But what if you paid a veteran a $3 million roster bonus last month. You would keep him, correct? Not if you were the Carolina Panthers. Veteran wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson was released by the Carolina Panthers on Tuesday, the St. Petersburg Times reported. "They said they wanted to get younger," Johnson told the newspaper. "That's fine with me. I'd like to go somewhere and help someone win another Super Bowl." The move came a month after the Panthers paid Johnson a $3 million roster bonus. While Johnson spent last weekend working for ESPN as part of the network's NFL draft coverage, he told the newspaper he would like to continue his pla
Love & Trust
It seems no matter where you are in a relationship it's always lacking trust, and like a key opens a door, trust is what opens a heart. Without trust you begin to worry day and night somehow gaining insecurities within yourself that makes you question the love you two share. You start to feel unworthy, you have so much to say, will there ever be trust or just that constant pain, because of those feelings there's an emptiness in your heart. you feel it's easiest to just move on, but you wonder if you'll ever find a love so strong, so just take his hand, put your trust in him, because love without trust isn't love at all.....
This Proves Your A 2 Faced Liar
OK SO ACHILLES MUST BE DONE MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT ME NOW. HES GOING AFTER HIS ONLINE EX WHATEVER SHE WAS. I REALLY DONT GIVE A FUCK. SO TO ALL OF YOU ACHILLES FOLLOWERS THAT BELIEVE HIS SHIT ABOUT ME YOU WILL SEE HERE HOW QUICK THIS CANADIAN COWARD JUMPS THE FENCE. HERES A LITTLE BACKGROUND INFO FIRST HIS PROBLEM WITH ME IS BECAUSE I HUMILIATED HIS ASS WHEN HE HIT ME UP TO DO A VIC BOYCOTT. ANYONE WHO IS A VIC HAS THE CHOICE TO NOT BE ONE JUST CANCEL IT. I SUPPORT THE SITE I AINT BOYCOTTING SHIT ITS THEIR SITE. THEIR RULES AND RIGHTLY SO WE DIDNT MAKE IT BABY J, SCRAPPER AND MARKET MAN DID NOT US. YOU CAN SAY IF WE LEAVE THERES NO MORE SITE WELL WRONG ONCE AGAIN. THERES ALWAYS GOING TO BE A CONSTANT FLOW PEOPLE COMING AND PEOPLE GOING. THATS HOW IT WORKS ON SITES LIKE THIS. SO HERES THE EMAILS I RECEIVED FROM ACHILLES TRYING TO GET ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SHIT. NO WAY AM I GETTIN IN THIS, BUT I WILL PUT THESE SHOTS OUT. I AM NOT GOING HELP ANYONE WHO SPREADS LIES ABOUT ME AND
Past Few Days
i wanted to let everyone know that on friday morning morning me and my son were involved in a car accident and were both sent to the hospital we both have head and neck injuries and i have an additional back injury i wont be on as much until everything is settled with this. me and my son have numerous drs apts and physical theropy not only that but visits to my lawyers ..im srry i havent shown much love to my friends but i will get on it soo i promise when im able to...
Rocket Is Back!!!
Clemens just announced to the Yankee Stadium crowd that he is coming back to the Yankees!! WOOOOOFREAKINHOOOOO!!!!
Ror 1000
1st person to drop 3 comments 2000 pagan and chmapion 300 jay
Parental Supervision
My parents are driving about 20 hours to visit me this weekend. I'm fairly excited about this, since they haven't visited me in two years. But I'm also a bit concerned. Parents, to me, are like children. I generally like them--from a distance. When children visit me (and this seldom happens), I always struggle with what to do with them. Do you want crayons? This is usually the only thing I can think of that children do. (And do children even color anymore? I'm sure there is some digital replacement for this.) With my parents, I have the same problem. What on earth do I DO with them? My mother will probably be fine. She, like me, is easily entertained. We will garden, cook, visit, and, for the most part, enjoy each other's company. My father, though, is more of a concern. He will not enjoy the gardening, nor will he partake in the cooking. He likes to watch television, and though I technically *have* a television, I don't get any television stations. Not even
Kiss Me
Kiss me and tell no one Id let you if you tried Believe not my words, I want you For you know that they have lied I wish to pull you closer Only fearful of what you'd do To wait for that sweet moment When I tenderly kiss you You might wonder what I mean And think of me as dishonest But hold on tight to your heart That this is just a promise Your kiss will hold a memory Of a time when I really lived As a lover Ill remember This passion I always hid
I Need Advice
as i stated earlier, i have an appointment june 1 to go to court because my loser husband doesnt want to pay child support i am not sure if i will be home in time to get the kids from school i called the child support number to talk to them about it. 3 ppl i spoke to said i dont have to come in, but one said i did so what should i do?
Broked Bulletinz
I just tried to post a bulletin, but they're broken! Why does this site feel like the Citgo down the road? The glass sugar canister's broken, I say something, and the bitch behind the counter just tells me I'd better like my coffee black. Which I do. But still. Cunt. Goddamnit. I had important misinformation to share with you all today, and now the ever-important, life-affirming, life-SAVING bulletin feature is indefinitely fucked up. NOTA BENE: There may be a few shards of glass in the Sugar.
Time Dramas!
Here I meet someone nice on here. I was not looking for anything from her nor am I looking for anyone to do the discovery channel bit with. But hell, you meet someone here, you hit it off and hope for the best. Comes to my weekend, I have exactly 36 hours off time at home. In that time I have to pay bills, wash cloths for work. Clean the house, cook for me and maintain my sanity. With all that, this woman gets upset, says "I am not talking to you anymore, not going to call you" All because I am busy and have things to do. Oh well, I guess I am better off knowing this now than later because sorry, I have a work life and kids. Those come first before ANYONE else. If I am wrong about this, yell at my ass and tell me why. Anyway, I am available to date and hang out with chat on the phone etc like always! All the best to you and your's my friends, Frank
How Close Is Too Close?
This past Saturday I was on my way to my cousin's graduation party. Going through an intersection in which I had a green light I noticed at the last minute that an SUV coming at me from my left was not going to stop. I was going about 40 mph, they were doing at least 55. I slammed on my brakes squealing to a stop and we barely missed colliding. A little bit ago I was reading a bulletin about praying for someone that had been in an accident and I saw pictures there that were very similar to what almost happened to me. Then reading what happened to him made me realize how lucky I was to have seen this person when I did, another second would have meant an extended stay at the hospital for me. In conclusion, I want everyone with whom I chat to know how special they are to be talking to me right now. I want you all to linger on every word I type, cherish them, treasure them, send me lots of money, and while you're at it kiss my butt too. :P
My Experience With This Site + Girls Here
It's been almost a year since I've joined it... (I list all topics of this discussion orderly) [NUDE BEACH]____________________________________________ This site is the equivalent to an online nude beach. People can get so exited to come here, take off all of their clothes, pose naked to be seen, get wild about it, show off and gawk at everyone. After everyone has seen eachother naked, the whole TABOO-thing tapers off. It's just that pre-Adam&Eve ideal (natural), not needing to hide anything any longer. Visible truths, nature, natural biological anatomy! But there are still rules just like a nude beach. Keep your hands to yourself, unless in private as long as consent has been granted to do so. Got to admit it, you girls sometimes base majority of guys you find attractive, based on "their package" mixed within the percentage of what their face looks like, then add their height and body type, then you've got a total average that you judge from, then is there
Bike Wreck
I will not be on much for a while. wha involved in a bike wreck today, a woman in an Explorer ran a stop sign not 25 feet from in fromnt of me, Totalled the bike and did a number on me as well... road rash all up my left side and staples in my head and stitches in my ear hugs gonna take a while to recoup. I wanted to let my friends know I did not desert them. Roadie
About Me!
Just to let you all know alittle about me! I am 37 yes I did say 37!!!LOL I am MEXICAN not ASIAN not sayin I have anything against the beautiful Asian women...lol OK here we go!!!! I am a single mommy to a beautiful 7 yr old little girl who is my life! I have my own business which I love and it has to do with RUG RATZ! Can you figure that out? I am very much into family and religious VALUES! I do volunteer work at my church(Catholic) yes I do go to church every sunday. I love to work out on a daily basis except on Sundays unless there is nothing going on. I love going to concerts and if its Rob Zombie you will find me there...lol My little girl and I love to get in my Durango or my lifted Ford 350 4X4 and go where ever we want. The weekends are OURS unless she is with daddy who is very much in her life. Although with her daddy being deployed alot she doesnt see him as much as she would want. Lets see I love going to the beach whenever possible, camping, VEGAS, clubbing...love
Some Good Advice...thank You B.f For Writing This......
Ive come to you today to discuss a very important matter. A thing of no small importance. No matter where you call home, or how old you are, or how inflated your ego is, please take a few moments for this important Cherry Tap public service announcement. Its easy to get caught up tapping cherries, gentlemen, and dropping comments. Thats why were here! But weve gotten a little out of hand at times. You see breasts on a scrolling profile. High, tight breasts in a low cut shirt or in a halter. Black fabric barely holding back the white skin of breasts and then something from the lizard part of your brain kicks in and you click on that profile. Chaos and crass crudeness ensues. You click a 10 and then lay a comment on the lady that leaves a lot to be desired, some epic literary comment like, Nice big uns, babe. Or, Great fun bags, sexi. Or that line that makes Shakespeare green with envy. Umm. Can I taste? Gentlemen, its time to straighten up. This typ
Ok Yall Its My B'day Come Spank Me
HEY COME SPANK ME WITH COMMENTS I AM BEHIND IN THE CONTESTAND NEED SOME HELP !!! Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Ct Marriages
HELLO ONE AND ALL.. WELL ILL TELL YA FROM MY POINT OF VIEW (EXPERIENCED POINT OF VIEW) THAT CT MARRIAGES ARE A JOKE ALMOST AS BAD AS REALTIME MARRIAGES .I GUESS IM KINDA BITTER SINCE I JUST GOT BURNED LOL....MINE LAST A WHOLE 23 HRS ,,,,
Update Of Our Little Angel Abbigail La"shai
A PRAYER FOR OUR LITTLE LOST ANGEL Abbigail La'shai DAUGHTER OF MY FRIEND Baby boy J MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE!!! BabyBoy-J@ CherryTAP PLEASE KEEP HIM AND HIS FAMILY IN YOUR PRAYER Don't Mourn For Me Mother,Father,please don't mourn for me; I'm still here, though you don't see. I'm right by your side each night and day and within your heart I long to stay. My body is gone but I'm always near I'm everything you feel, see or hear. My spirit is free, but I'll never depart as long as you keep me alive in your heart. I'll never wander out of your sight-- I'm the brightest star on a summer night. I'll never be beyond your reach-- I'm the warm moist sand when you're at the beach. I'm the colorful leaves when fall comes around, And the pure white snow that blankets the ground. I'm the beautiful flowers of which you're so fond-- The clear cool water in a quiet pond. I'm the first bright blossom you'll see in the spring; The first warm raindrop that
Marq's Pimp Out
***Note*** These are the Sirs & Madams of Ct As I, ♂МдяQ v2.0, see it They are my friends & each one of them has earned that right in their own way. They are individuals... some will fan & add you... Some may not, but all of them are great people, I assure you. I ask you show them respect & love. If they are available & have time, I am sure they will return it, (Profile rate, etc) So Love them up!!! Bouncer Madam Ұẽặŕ Ǿ Ťĥě Đŗĝŏŋ Rising & Sponsored Madams ~Fatal Desires~ "~tiffany~ GodFathers Achilles Ben DoveЯ johnnydevil AUSSIE ASSASSIN GodMadams The Madams (Madam: Derived from the ancient Latin meaning: 'Honored Mistress') The Finest... Meaning...Finest = All around.. not just shallow beauty, But Great people that amaze me frequently.. Awesome friends.. that stand by you. People that have depth, heart, substance... an honor.. I value these peop
Blesssed Be My Friend, Brother, Father, ...i Will Miss You
It ironic that when I get bad news it is to CT friends that I turn to. I just got a phone call that a wonderful friend of mine has died. He and his wife and family have been part of my life for 15years. When I was a single Mother, they helped me with raising my son. When I was alone in a strang city...they helped me. I remember when I learned to drive a stickhift car, Dave was the one who taught me. I think I worried him alot that day but he was understanding and very patient. They are about 10yrs older than me, but we watched our kids grow up together and we went through hell together. When my son got the chicken poxes they wanted Cory over there so that thier kids could get it too. From them I learned how to live as a strong woman and Mother. THrough Dave my son was taught to fish, built things, and camp. The best memories I have are of them. They were at every important moment of my life. From Partying with me at 21yrs old, to helping raise my son, to see
If You Were Alone With Me For One Night Would You....
simply put, if you were alone with me for one night would you: A) take me out to dinner B) take me out dancing C) take me out to dinner and dancing D) screw all that stuff and hop in the sack with me
A Serene Moment.
A Serene Moment When negativity seems to have taken over your thinking, and all you can see in every direction are problems, stop and calm your mind. Clear your thoughts away and for a while, feel the peace of simply being. Let go of the thoughts racing through your head and let in a feeling of serenity. Put yourself in a state where even the distractions cannot affect you. Allow the negativity to drain steadily away and enjoy the clear, calm awareness of what is. Let go of the need to make judgments about what is going on, and let in the pure experience of what is happening. See that the disappointments of the past are far, far away. Let your peaceful, accepting experience of the moment fill you with a solid, confident energy. Step back for a little while and feel the calm reality of who you are, of the life you are living. Enjoy a serene moment, and your eyes will be opened to the positive possibilities that are all around you. -- Ralph Marst
Fubar ....the Official New Name For Ct!
FUBAR.......you might as well call it like you see it, the new name sounds like most of the activities that take place on CT..GREAT reason to change the name and hey we can all wear it proudly for "FUBAR"(Future Users Be Aware of All Repercussions)????????????? that said..Fubar users unite..(recognize the sarcasm please) Enjoy the "Fubar Keg?".. I'm going to chat with my "FUBAR FRIENDS?" Don't forget the "FUBAR wifey and husband?" I am a FUBAR USER, PLEASE sign on for quality service!!!!!! ************************************************ FU:Fucked Up, pretty special for a family oriented site..I mean WTF, cut the childlike monitoring and the rest of the bullshit,and entertain the fact that this is an Adult site ************************************************ PLEASE NOTE: CT IS NOT MY LIFE, I'm simply pointing out the fact, that they could make things easier for all of us , Admin included..Keep in mind who's paying for this "WE Are"..I wouldn't give a shit if they called this
My Sexy Lust Story......
Looking around the huge oak table I could see the presentation went well. "So, Gentlemen, all the projections are approved? Any changes, questions?" Everyone was smiling, already talking about the project. "Then, that's it. Thank you Gentlemen." And they began to leave the conference room. The CEO headed over to me - said the presentation went quite well, and asked if I would be interested in having a drink with him to discuss working together on future projects. I took a quick look at my watch. The meeting ran longer than anticipated so I had to refuse his invitation, but he did make me promise a rain check. I gathered the presentation boards and videotapes, said my good-byes and headed to the elevators. I pressed the Down Button and leaned my boards against the wall. This is such a beautiful building, I thought, walking over to the windows. The view from the 25th floor was incredible extending all the way from downtown out to the ocean. I hadn't realized the sun was alrea
Thank You
JUST A QUICK NOTE TO SAY THANK YOU... THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID OR SENT OR SHOUTED ECT.. THESE LAST FEW MONTHS HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY HARD ON ME... SOME OF YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY BEHIND IT AND SOME OF YOU DO.... BUT FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW..BEEN MARRIED FOR 15YRS TOGETHER FOR 17 AND NOW IT IS OVER WITH... KIND OF HARD BUT IT WHAT WE BOTH WANT...I DID GET ONE GREAT THING OUT OF IT..MY SON WHO IS THE REASON FOR ME TO KEEP GOING ON WITH LIFE...HE IS MY ANGEL MY SAVIOR MY EVERYTHING.... I DON'T LIKE GIVING OUT MY PERSONNEL LIFE HISTORY OVER THE INTERNET...ONLY THOSE WHO I TALKED TO CONSTANTLY KNEW WHO I REALLY AM RIGHT FROM THE START... BESIDE THAT GOING ON..I HAD TO GO IN FOR SURGERY YESTERDAY..SO I'M DEALING WITH THAT NOW ALSO.. I'M IN PAIN BUT I WILL BE FINE...ALL OF THIS WILL MAKE ME STRONGER AND I KNOW IT WILL.. SO THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS CARED ENOUGH TO WISH ME WELL...YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH IT MEANS.. HUGS AND KISSES MY DEAR SWEET FRIENDS... DON
If A Man Wants You!!!!
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently?
A Friends Opinion
SO I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND (HIS NAME WILL BE LEFT UNSAID) AND HE SAID I WAS AMAZING..SO I ASKED WHY HE THOUGHT THAT AND THIS WAS HIS REPLY :) "For me it is simple really. I see you a a girl who has so much love in her to give, and i see you going out of ur way constantly to do that. You selflessly do for others to make them feel comfortable. Even when your hurting, you put others before u, even when they are the ones who hurt you. To me, i would call you beautiful if i were a blind man just based on your inner self. You glow. You dont see how great u are and that kinda really saddens me. You are always sooo open to talk to and willing to listen. Not just cuz... but bcuz u care. Even about people u dont know. Your heart is big and soft, and u give everyone way more than a deserving and fair chance. These are just small things that are outwardly visible to anyone looking. You allow yourself to be vulnerable and open to pain willingly even though u know that past has brought muc
About Me
Ok well If you made it down this far congrats are in order. That means you didnt judge me too harshly yet... lol So here you will find out a little more about me.. I go by Shell but my actual name is Michele. Has you can tell I have a very rough outer shell but once you get past that you find Im sweet, loving, caring, and out to do nothing but protect my boys and myself from getting hurt. Not too many people take the time to get there or make the effort. Im a hard person to get to open up. I dont let people get close to me easily. My family and close friends mean the world to me. When Idating someone its hard for me to even talk to another guy. Im very shy and get embarrassed easy, but you might never know it because I do hide it well. I hate rude people. My thoughts are if you dont want me to be rude to you then why be rude to me. Yes I like to drink some, like to smoke a little weed every now and then but keep the hardstuff away from me. After all I have kids and I wont do anything
I Thought I Knew Who My Friends Were On Here
yep it true i thought i knew who my friends were on here but now i just dont know any more.............. i sick of ppl building me up to watch me fall i sick of ppl being my friend for their own benifits i sick of letting myself get close to the wrong person EVERYTIME!! i have a huge barrier up so when i do let ppl in and they hurt me the pain is twice as bad && i sick of FAKE FRIENDS, --sigh--
The Girl Who Broke My Heart
I finally found out the truth as to why my now ex-fiance broke up with me. it is because i don't talk enough. she has no idea how hard i tried and now she will never know. those of you that i actually talk to know that i don't talk very much and she knew that before we even started going out. anyway i am not afraid to admit that i am going to go cry. screwed up thing is this all started two days after her ex-boyfriend got home. have a good night. here is a bulletin that i posted on myspace: I finally found out the truth about why this girl i was about to marry broke up with me. it is because i don't talk enough. those of you that know me know that i don't talk very much even if you do push me to talk. you also know about jasmine. this girl is just like jasmine. she broke up with me just because i didn't talk enough and it killed me for 3 years until i met the girl this whole little thing is about. i'm telling you now, don't be surprised if i call you at anytime over the next coupl
Hello???
Seems awful quiet here today. What's everyone up to?
Read If You Want To Chat...
So ummmm if you are gonna lie or play games.. get to steppin.. I am not into bullshit games and lies.. Too many men out there to deal with bullshit.. I am a very honest person and I expect the same in return. I don't understand why men feel the need to lie and think they won't get caught.. The truth always comes out one way or another.. I understand this is the internet and you can be whoever you want but if you are going to be someone you aren't find someone else to chat with.. There are honest people out there and those are the ones I choose to surround myself with.
+fantastical Rantage....
Ok, you've got your typical fantasy pictures. They're everywhere : The fairy perched on a mushroom, the goddess with a wand, the woman with the cauldron in front of a sleeping dragon, blablabla.. Why don't they ever make a fantasy themed picture with a Black woman in it? They rarely ever make them with Asian women, but they're at least OUT there. On the subject of Black women in fantasy pics, I've seen ONE....and it was homemade and lame. The only 'fantasy' pictures I've seen with Black/mulatto women were musical, or related to drugs, or from the 70s. SOME one PLEASE prove me wrong?!?!? Pleeeease? I must just not be looking in the right places..or speaking from a newb's perspective...+
Wow Who Would Have Thought!
OK WELL AS MOST OF MY FRIENDS KNOW ABOUT MY DAD HE HAS BEEN IN AND OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND AGAIN THIS PAST MONDAY WAS ADMITTED INTO THE HOSPTIAL. HE STARTED OFF WITH A UTI AND THE COMPLICATIONS KEEP COMING. TODAY WE HE WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS GOING TO BE SMALL HEART PROCEDURE. WE HAD NO IDEA MY DAD HAD 2 SMALL HEART ATTACKS. THEREFORE THEY WENT INTO HIS HEART TO FIND OUT IF HE NEED A STENTS(?) IN HIS VALVES...COME TO FIND OUT HIS HEART WAS WORSE THEN WE THOUGHT. OH YEAH AND HE ALSO HAS A SLIGHT CASE OF NEMONIA. ANYWAY NOW ON MONDAY HE WILL BE HAVING A DOUBLE BYPASS ON HIS HEART...WOW JUST 2 WEEKS AGO HE STARTED DIALYSIS AND NOW THIS! SO I AM GONNA BE AWAY FOR ALITTLE CUZ I NEED TO BE WITH HIM NO MATTER WHAT. ALL I ASK IS FOR YOU GUYS PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS. CUZ WE NEED ALL WE CAN RIGHT NOW. I AM SO SCARED AND I FEEL LIKE I CANT KEEP GOIN ON...BUT I KNOW IF I OR MY BROTHERS GIVE UP ON HIM...MY FATHER WILL WANT TO GIVE UP TOO. SO FOR NOW I YOU GUYS
Thoughts For The Day
Love is Very hard to find....easy to lose...and difficult to forget. So be true to the ones you love because you hold their heart in your hands.You have the choice to either crush it....or keep it safe by holding it close to your own heart. Whether it be the love of a sibling, a parent, a friend or a lover....make sure you tell them you love them all the time!!! You never know when they might not be there to tell them....or when it would just simply brighten their day to be reminded that someone cares. With so much sadness and hate in this world....its so important that we remember the wonderful things in life like love....and also the people that have given us a place in their heart. Much love goes out to the people who have let me into their hearts.....and who have found a place in mine as well Curvalicious xoxoxox
"dimples Contest!!" Help
HELP ME !! WITH COMMENTS N LOTS OF THEM PLZ. ITS A DIMPLE CONTEST!! Starting: August 20th@ 8:00PM EST Ending: August 27th@8:00PM EST This is a bombing contest.It will run for 7 days.All entrys are allowed to self bomb as well as their friends. No DRAMA will be tolerated.The prize will be a 7 day blast or 1 month V.I.P. GURLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!!!!
Leaving Work And Looked What Happened!
Ok for those of you who dont know, I am a Grease monkey at walmart lol anyways, i was leaving work tonight..at 8 pm..ugh lol...anyways, me and a couple guys i work with were walking out and when we got to the parking lot, I seen this little boy about 3 or so wandering around by himself...i went over to him and asked where his mommy was..he just looked at me...i then seen a van that was still running and i asked if it was his..he nodded and headed for it..when he got there..he opened the driver door and proceeded to crawl in...well, i looked in the back..looking for an adult...and there was only 2 more kids back there..both in car seats...BY THEMSELVES...In a running car...in front of walmart! Those kids could have been kidnapped, or the kid running around could have knocked it in gear and it would have been bad...well, I got the guys to stay with them and i ran into the store to see what we should do..then one of the guys ran in and told me the ladys name..she had left her ID in the v
Can Anyone Help
I am in a Sexiest BBW COntest. I'm 3000 points behind. Please help me win my first contest. Thanks so much. Anyone who gives me at least 100 comments I will buy you vip gifts and give you 11's. Please let me know when you are finished so I can get it for you. Bisexual_Rachel *FU-Bombers Co-Owner Co-Founder*@ fubar
4 My Popz & Dude
And God Said I Said, "God, I Hurt." And God Said, "I Know." I Said, God," I Cry A Lot." And God Said, That Is Why I Gave You Tears." I Said, God," I'm So Depressed." And God Said, "That Is Why I Gave You Sun Light." I Said, God, " Life Is So Hard." And God Said, " That Is Why I Gave You luv Ones." I Said, " God, My Luv Ones Died." And God Said, " So Did Mine." I Said, "God It Is Such A loss." And God Said, "I Saw Mine Nailed To A Cross." I Said, " God, But Your Loved Ones Lived." And God Said, " So Does Yours." I Said, God, Where Are They Now." And God Said, " Mine Is On My Right And Yours Is In The Light." I said, "God, It Hurts" And God Said, " I Know." Written By Topnotch FrkyPhkkr
Fall Cleaning
Over the next little while i am deleting people of my friends list. These are the people that never bother to contact me and they just sit on my list. If you wish to stay on my list please let me know. People that i stay in contact on a fairly regualar basis know who you are and will stay on my list. I don't expect to talk on a day to day basis. But an occasional hi is welcome. So if you just added me to your list for the points and have never contacted me since will be deleted. Again let me know if you want to stay on my list so i don't delete you by accident. Thanks! Lucy
Friends With Benefits
Can someone please explain to me what the phrase "friends with benefits" really means? In my head (and we all know that strange things go on in my head) I try to define the words that are a part of the phrase. Now, a friend is someone you spend time with, who has your back in times of need and listens to you gripe about your problems. Benefits are wonderful extras. But this does not describe the friend with benefits. If you are a friend with benefits, why can't we hang out from time to time for happy hour? How come you can't come over for a cookout? Why don't we do lunch during the week? Is it because I'm getting the benefits but not the friendship? Is it because you are really just a bootycall? If we aren't talking, via telephone or face to face, we are probably not friends. If the most communication we have concerns where and what time, then we probably are not friends. If you couldn't care less that I was hurt by your actions last week (I mean tell

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