Fubar Blog Posts 4

Update
Here's what's going on lately...skip it if you don't care I've been kicking ass at work. The bosses all rave about me, the customers love me, the other employees love me...and they are trying to force me to accept a promotion or 3. The managers want me to apply for management, which would be cool but...I'll come back to that in a minute. I got a new apartment with my sister and her best friend...it's decent. Not great, but it'll do. Bad thing is it's a one year lease, so I'm stuck here in Peoria for a year. I'm already wanting out of here, but I'll manage. Who want's to come meet me? ;) I've got a real life again, finally, after a year of having none. I guess money and entertainment go hand in hand. I keep busy, very busy. I haven't had the net in 2 weeks and I haven't missed it. But...with all the money I have I gotta spend it on something so....I got it turned on. I got cable installed and decided "what the hell? upgrade EVERYTHING!!" So now I have subscription channels I'll never

Making Friends
I changed my status to: "I just died. Can someone buy me a HH now?" and I got this from someone on my friends list: -> Super_Soldier: how is buying someone a HH helping in their death exactly? I want to knowblock memberSuper_Soldier: its their fault for believing it? wow ur a piece of shut burn in hell u stupid bitch-> Super_Soldier: that's their fault for believing it. it's sad someone had to fake death to receive fake points on a damn websiteblock memberSuper_Soldier: its funny? r u fucking serious? ppls hearts and emotions got fucked with seriously over this and its funny to u?-> Super_Soldier: you're just saying that cuz the dude who bought you autos is a big liar-> Super_Soldier: no LOL it's funnyblock memberSuper_Soldier: seriously u cant let it go? If you agree with this guy, you're an idiot, and you can delete me. I wouldn't want to talk to you anyway. :)

Questions 10-10-09
I'm bored..so ask me anything. No matter how innane, embarrasing, thought-provoking, or personal it may be...I promise to answer truthfully or bullshit so completely that you would never know I was blowing smoke up your ass. In return I will ask you a question...it will be fun. Let us entertain each other

What Pumpkin Treat Are You?
You Are Pumpkin Cheesecake You are sweet and smooth. You charm people without even trying to, and you leave a lasting impression. You seem rich and sophisticated yet down to earth. Most people feel immediately comfortable around you. With each new season, you look forward to revamping yourself and upgrading your style. And autumn is no exception. You love to step out of your house in a nice new coat and scarf. Maybe read a new book. Try a new restaurant. It's all about change. What Pumpkin Treat Are You? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

Snow (03.15.08)
The snow kept falling and falling. Large, shapeless snowflakes were slowly and steadily making their way to the ground, creating a see-through curtain and covering everything with a sheet of virginal white monochrome. The cold winter sky was blending in at the horizon with a sea of whiteness while looming over the land in a solid layer of metallic gray, completely void of impurities and discolorations, and preventing any futile attempts of sunlight to get through. The trees, which just a day ago were desperately extending their bare skeletal limbs to the sky in a silent plea for vital sunlight, were now comfortably hidden beneath soft, bulky snowcoats, standing in orderly rows along the sides of a snow covered alley. In a complete silence, with which this bustling city was very unfamiliar, the time seemed to have stopped in its tracks, eternally capturing the world in a moment of frozen wonderland. All imperfections-chunky dull gray pavement, bits of colorful litter strewn here and the

Almost Doesn't Count, Unless It's Hourseshoes And Hand Grenades!
Now this better work, I slaved over a hot cell phone to prepare it for a selected few... So gander in ahhhh my(oh yeah and his) room. sidenote,I dont know why its so dark, youtube is beyond fuckstick material as of late. Later days!

"bmfkn Adrenaline"
I think we've all talked to those idiots that make you scratch your head and wish their parents would have used birth control. This jackass is one of those. I bought him in pets, he sent me a drink and told me I was attractive. I sent him a drink and said thanks. He replied with "um yeh ok" so I replied "Any time sunshine." Those of you that know me, know I'm not here looking to hook up, I don't cam, and I don't cyber. This genius then sends me a message saying "I think I'll pass" and then blocked me. For those of you sick and twisted men and women on here, please feel free to fuck with him to your heart's desire. Warning... he WILL block you if you don't cam with him. He did that to a friend of mine. SW

I'm Such An Asshole
I'm such as asshole... As seen at TripAdvisor.com: I stayed at the Rendezvous Melbourne in July 2009. While the room was nice and the service was good, their complaint resolution was atrocious. The bathroom lights are motion sensitive and were not working properly. They would not turn on when I entered and not turn off when I exited. What’s worse is that the lights turned off when I was in the shower THREE times. I had to sleep with the bathroom door closed. I complained about this five days in a row. All five days I was told it was fixed. It never was. I ended up changing hotels. [The Best Western Atlantis’ new wing had just opened. The rooms were nearly identical in design and appearance to the Rendezvous and the service was unsurpassed. When the wireless internet wasn’t working properly, they upgraded my room to one with a city view (beautiful) and a wired internet connection, comped the internet and did my laundry for free. Excellent experienc

What Tetris Block Are You?
You Are the "L" Block You are creative and interesting. You are always coming up with a new spin on things.Until people figure you out, you tend to be under appreciated. You talents usually go unnoticed at first.You are adventurous and a total experimenter. You've tried things that people haven't even dared to contemplate.You are always reinventing yourself in novel ways. You've gone through many different phases in your life. What Tetris Block Are You? Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

Music Monday 3
It's rainy today 1. Sufjan Stevens - The Seer's Tower2. Sufjan Stevens - Chicago3. MGMT - Love Always Remains4. Laura Nyro - I Met Him on a Sunday5. Matisyahu - King Without a Crown6. The Strokes and Regina Spektor - Mondern Girls and Old Fashion Men7. The Strokes - Someday8. Death Cab for Cutie - Soul Meets Body9. Spoon - The Way We Get By

And I Had A Good Comment.
So I'm MuMMing and all that stuff. I left Goober a nice comment and then went to another one. Since I don't feel like doing a lot of screen caps for it, enjoy my copy paste. The MuMM: "to everyone that isnt on my friends list.....you are all either stupied bitchs or stupied asshole you choose" Here are a few commments that made me giggle: "spellcheck is your friend, it's not "stupied", it's "stupid", fucking moron" "Irony.It's what's for breakfast." "The fuck is 'stupied'?Pot, meet Kettle." Then what I WAS going to say, but the MuMM got deleted before I could actually post it. "lmao. You're spelling and lack of any other form of intelligence is why you aren't on my friends list. ;)" Thought I'd share.

Friendship
!Friendship! So here goes! My first Blog. While i have a few ideas to write about: the unknown, education, trust, fear, love, raising children... I have chosen friendship. You might think I am just a soft hearted fool but thats fine with me. I am who I am. My friends know me and accept all aspects of me. This is just one part of me. My friends are as diverse as the fish in the sea. And no two are alike, like the snowflakes in winter. My friends come in all sorts: Young Old Rich Poor Sane Crazy Straight Gay Drunks Recovering Addicts Male Female Some I see often Some I chat with Some I see rarely, but the bond never dies Some I laugh with Some I cry with

Spotlight #2
So, having accepted some bucks from some folks to do this thing, I feel it's beholden to me to validate their generosity by making a serious attempt to do this thing. Spotlight today : 19m and change My funds : 6m and change If you want to see a fat man with a bad picture be in the spotlight, hit me up to the tune of around 16m or something. Cheers. Thanks to Tom, Suga, Badcrumble, Crisis, Witchie, MooMoo, Skeeter, Peace, Alix

Wtf?? Seriousl, Wtf??
I see all those GROWNass women in their 30s, 40s, and even 50s make those kindergarten crush typa things pics. Signs that you are mentally still an 8 year old and your relationship will soon expire: 1) you have a folder called "my love I love him we are in love" 2) its glittery, sparkly, and blings all over. (is this a first grade art project??) 3) you have never met each other, thus pasted your pics together in photoshop

More Then Meat Loves Salt
I loved this story when I was younger. I told my grizzly bear once that I loved him more then salt and he looked at me like I was crazy..plus I really dont like salt LOL. added salt that is yanno? Anywho I found a version of the story..I dont think its from moss gown but its still close enough. Maybe He will read it and get the idea of what I said,or just continue to think im losing it. It truly is a lovely story,and makes me smile as I read it now. Once upon a time, a long time ago, when most stories begin, there was a kingdom far away, where most kingdom's are. In this kingdom, there lived a king with three daughters. Now, this king was a fairly ordinary man, sometimes wise, sometimes foolish. He loved his daughters, and made certain they wanted for nothing,2 One day, the king wanted to know how much his children loved him. He put the question to them."My daughters, I crave to know how much you love me. Pray, tell."The first daughter to speak was his eldest. "Father, I love yo

Ugh..or Something Like It
I sit here on a nice peaceful day off and for no apparent reason I am in a pissed off mood. I constantly hear from everyone around me how horrible their lives are or how unhappy they are with everything. I am quite frankly tired of it all. I try to be a happy person but when I hear nothing but complaints from so many it gets trying. I got yelled at by a really close friend because I never call him to see if he's okay so he deduced that must not care about him. I believe that friendship is a two way street and he doesn't call me EVER. I am the type of person that doesn't want to impose on others so I don't constantly call friends, especially if they don't take the time to call me. If you don't call me but expect me to call you constantly to "reach out" then prepare to be disappointed. Maybe it makes me a bad friend, maybe it makes me a bad person and maybe I just don't care anymore. If your life and everything in it sucks as horribly as you continually say it does then do something to c

And Another One For The Wall Of Shame Convos Blog!
This is another prime example of that this morning. My EX room mate whom I havent talked to in months came in my Yahoo today and this is where that ended... James Andersso n: backFREYA: wgFREYA: have the stoer next door?James Andersson: r u doingJames Andersson: nope smal town lolFREYA: eatingJames Andersson: kFREYA: lolFREYA: so what you been up to latelyJames Andersson: mostly dancing.. and workingJames Andersson: u?FREYA: mostly workingJames Andersson: kJames Andersson: so how r the kids doing?FREYA: doing wellFREYA: nessa is home sick but tother then that, they are fineJames Andersson: kJames Andersson: played any new game?FREYA: new COD is pretty cool, and wolfensteinFREYA: played Fallout 3 for a while tooJames Andersson: modernwarfare 2?FREYA: of courseJames Andersson: idiots that made that game..James Andersson: but it funsJames Andersson: itsJames Andersson: talk about old coldwar action lolFREYA: why idiots? cant handle it or what? lolJames Andersson: no bu

Toujours Frais!
For the record, I learned the difference between a ratchet and a wrench today. Ooo nov 19th,why are you so cruel to me? I have a headache the size of a sumo wrestler doing cartwheels...this picture that I just presented I know is not pleasing,nore is the headache I am sporting. If I suffer,you are coming along for the ride with me!! Good news is Timmy's didn't mess up my iced cap this mornin,which is always a grand way to start off my day. On most occasions they tend to squirt a tad too much butter caramel in it,thus disproves the saying" you cant have too much of a good thing". It was a whole 10 degrees outside today also,which is weird for Nov in NS,mind you im not complaining at all. IF I hear one more child say"but so and so has this/so and so did that" im gonna take a long walk off a short pier into our harbour. Supper is still yet to be determined, I have no clue on what to make that would please everyone at the dinner table..or atleast even one. All I want for christmas

About Us
Paradise Fantasy Crew (PFC) is an exciting, fun, friendly group of people that accept everyone for their individuality. We are a tight family that can help out with rates, leveling, events, and most of all having a great time here on fubar. We are not like all these other groups with excessive rules. To join you must follow the simple rules below and once you become a PFC member, the only rule we really have is to show love to your family, whether that be re-rating profiles, leveling, etc. There is no rule against being in other groups. We are looking for dedicated family members so membership to PFC is by invite only. A current PFC member must refer you to us. There will be a couple sub groups of our main group in the near future...so if you would like further details on how to be part the faces that represent us hit up Jacobsmom83 and if you are interested in being part of our leveling crew hit up Addictive. How to become a “Paradise Fantasy Crew (PFC)” member:

My Go Phone For When Im Off Shore
my sprint palm phone (POS) is being replaced, and they are having problems with switching my phone..idk...grrrr anyways, those of you that have my FB can go there and get the number to txt me, or call if you want. I will only have service while close to shore so if i dont respond for a few days, dont think im ignoring you. i got this phone cuz my sprint service doesnt reach the dock :( Ill be picking my sprint phone up as soon as they finger it out... and prolly sending out txts to those of you i talk to already on my other #, for this att # BTW never buy a palm pre...this is the third one ive had to get under insurance, and the replacement phone is screwed up...im gonna have to get a damned black berry or something!!! so see yall in a month or so on fubar..and there ya have it

Mr Potato Eyes Told Me Tew
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a speed reader 2. I cannot take a crap without a book 3. Speaking of taking a crap, I just recently am able to drop one at work (would hold it like a champ all freaking day before) 4. I have done jagerbombs for the past two years every Friday night (except twice I switched it up and partied on a Saturday instead) 5. I used to be skinny when I did coke............now I have a fat ass that I adore 6. I am a gifted cook and there is not one measuring spoon or cup in my house 7. I am aware of my being a know it all and am working on keeping my mouth shut more and my ears open................ 8. I have carried the n

How Do You Live ?
EVERY DAY FOR ME IS EITHER GOOD OR GREAT LET ME EXPLAIN IT . WHEN ALL IS GOING IN A GOOD DIRECTION ITS "A GOOD DAY" WHEN EVERYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG , DOES... AND I LET IT BE JUST WHAT IT IS , WITH OUT ALLOWING IT TO EFFECT MY DAY, MY GOALS,MY HOPE AND WILLINGNESS ...NOW THAT IS A "GREAT DAY" SO IF YOUR READING THIS , AND HAVING ONE OF THE TWO TODAY. KEEP SMILING FOR THE DURATION OF THE DAY. WE HAVE A NEW BEGINING EVERY SECOND OF EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY OF EVERY WEEK OF EVERY MONTH OF EVERY YEAR. WHEN YOU WANT TO START OVER AND GO ON IS UP TO YOU . HAVE THE BEST DAY YOU CAN EVERY DAY

The Final Good Bye..( Past Thoughts) Dark Time In My Life
she stares at the bottle. wondering how many it will take to end it all. a hand full or the whole bottle. should she drink the bottle of rum to make them go down easier. she thinks to herself, " why did it have to be this, way?" Why wasnt her love enough for him? Was there anything she could have done differently? She gave him her heart. Her very soul. But he crushed her. when he walked away. taking everything with him. She forgets to think about her daughter. that is or was her life. before him. Its as if nothing matters anymore. that she doesnt want to feel anything anymore. shes tired of turning her emotions off when it comes to dealing with the pain. this is a pain she has never had to face before. because she had never truly been in love.. or loved. She opens the bottle of pills.. looking at them as they spill on the table in front of her. they are are a pretty chrimson and white. She reaches out to touch them..one here and another. she puts them one by one into her mouth.. she ta

An Open Letter To The All-england Gentleman's Mummers Club
Gentlemen Whilst partaking of a brisk walk along the promenade I happened across an unfortunate young lady who was valiantly attempting to convey her child up a considerable incline. I took a moment to consider her circumstance and decided there and then that we should find a way to assist. On returning to my place of residence I withdrew to my study and immediately set about finding a solution and I am pleased to inform you that I have indeed come up with a solution so striking in its simplicity that I am astounded that nobody had thought to employ its use at an earlier juncture. Gentlemen, I propose we manufacture and supply, at a reasonable cost, the 'Dr Nathaniel Swingbin Puffkin, patented, steam powered hovering perambulator'. I have taken the liberty to design and build a working prototype of which I have attached a photograph. Yours, Dr Nathaniel Swingbin Puffkin.

Perfect
The perfect breakfast: Papaya wedges, eggs scrambled with salsa and a dash chili powder, chee bikits, and java that soaks thru wall of your mouth and causes wave of sensation thru your face before you even swallow. The perfect date: One whereas its essense is supported primarily by the others presense. What is done and where is visited is merely environment, scenery. The perfect kiss: The anticipated one, the one fueled by mutual hope, and lingered by satedness and the full body sigh of relief, that it happenned. The perfect argument: ends in a tackling embrace, to shut them up. The perfect man/woman: Is into who you are, not their plan for who you should be. The perfect shoe: The one that puts pride in your step, actually affects your confidence level. The perfect movie: theater;special effects. home;ever guessing evasive plot, the one that makes you slap you forehead when it reveals itself. The perfect flower: a rain filled teacup Magnolia blossom, natures cologne.

Made Me Think
So, I've been listening to a lot of a band called Epica recently. I just bought two of their albums on CD, was listening and following the lyrics. This one bit really hit me as being completely spot on, thought I'd share it with you all (or few that read this) "Wisdom, knowledge, science Develops, always, better, faster Defeats us Science, knowledge, wisdom Destroys us, always, ever, faster This is the final end"

Grandaughter In Hospital
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW MY GRANDAUGHTER WAS BORN ON APRIL 8TH 3 MONTHS PREMATURE. SHE WIRGHED 1 LB 1 OZ AND WAS 11.5 INCHES LONG. SHE HAS BEEN A FIGHTER SHE IS UPTO 9 LBS AND HAS BEEN IMPROVING EVER SINCE. SAT. NITE HER HEART RATE STARTED DROPPING. THE DOCTORS ARE SAYING THAT ITS BECAUSE OF HER HAVING TO BE ON A VENTALATUER SO LONG THAT IT HAS WEAKENED HER HEART. THEY HAVE SADATED HER AND SAID ITS NOW IN GODS HANDS. I THANK ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE SENT YOUR WELL WISHS AND FOR ALL WHO HAVE SAID A PRAYER FOR HER. I WILL TRY TO KEEP EVERYONE UPDATE AS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING. AGAIN THANK-YOU ALL GARY

To You...
To You, Im not going to apologize for anything I have done, Even though i know i said harsh things. Maybe it will make you a better, stroger Person. Sonce you are wear minded and have a lazy soul. Hopefully it wont make you want to corrupt yourself with more pills and alcohol. You should try seeking deep within yourself for you have the control of the switch that you need to turn your own modivations , determinations and drive on. Wild is what you are especially while drinking, for you turn into somone your not, somone that I didnt care for. It is time for me to start a new chapter in my life, Let go of the past in order to move towards the future. They say Love makes you do stupid things... For I cant explain nor express the feelings from the happiness I can remember to the boiling in my blood from you doin what u will to continue hurting me. Im sure it doesnt matter to you. for all i get is "w/e" for everything anymore. This is my last note or contact in a

Movin' On.
"Sit at my table and drink all my wine and tell me a tale of some happier times Sit at my table And sing me a song There's no time for sleep We haven't got long Sit at my table And tell me a lie How we'll be friends Until the day that we die." I wanted to let all that have interest know that I'm leaving the FU. I've been here for three years. It's time. I've made some good, great even, friends here. I've had my share of drama and heartache. Ive poured out my soul and tales of woe and listened in return. There are some really amazing people here and some really amazingly fucked up people as well. The decision is not a reflection of the site or the people associated with it. Nor is it a reflection on the people I have come to know. My decision is based mostly on real life factors that I am not going to delve into here. I want to thank all of you for making my life better. Just because I'm leaving the FU does not mean I am disconnecting from those of you t

Donut?...
So I had an idea to do a sort of 'timeline', if you will...on my life. Not sure why I'm about to share any of this information, but I know not many people read these things anyways. Birth-12 Oddly enough I have no memories really at all before age 8 or 9. Not sure why, I think they're blacked out for some reason. The first 12 yrs. of my life were good tho, I think lol. For 8 of these years I lived and breathed for dancing. Jazz, tap, modern and ballet. Yes, I wanted to be a ballerina, go figure. I was pretty good too. I've got a box full of trophies somewhere to prove it. Twice a week and competitions constantly. I loved it, Sometimes I wish that I would have continued with it...but it obviously just wasn't meant to be. Little memories from my younger years come back from time to time. Random moments with my sisters, usually not very nice ones. Staying up late with my older brother so I can watch Johnny Carson. Seeing my father every 6 months, only to be disappoint

Yay!!!
I'm quite possibly the happiest girl around. 1. My boyfriend is wonderful 2. I'm kid free for the evening 3. Boondock Saints [all saints day] was actually released in a theater about 30 minutes from me!!!! I could probably have an orgasm right now.

Creativity Of The Body!
Amazing really,... as i was vomiting a couple of days ago it made me stop n think what an amazing thing our body is, like.... here it was flushing out the alcohol, whole pizza, 4 drum sticks and a bag of skittles i ate that day. And healing.........how it mends and maintains itself till it heals naturally. I don't take pain killers nor do i take antibiotics, maybe i enjoy pain to much...who knows?

Alien Screenwriter Dan O'bannon Dies Aged 63
Only just read this... sad. "Sci-fi screenwriter Dan O'Bannon, whose film credits include Alien and Total Recall, has died aged 63. The Writers Guild of America confirmed he passed away on Thursday in a Californian hospital. He began his career in 1974 with the movie Dark Star, which he co-wrote with director John Carpenter. O'Bannon continued writing sci-fi and horror pictures including Invaders from Mars, Bleeders and The Return Of The Living Dead, which he also directed. " Source :BBC Online

50 Questions..............
1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? maybe 2. Are you involved with anyone? That depends on your definition of "involved" 3. Where do you wish you were right now? In Brazil on a nice beach drinking a martini with a certain someone 4. What should you be doing right now? Nothing in particular..... 5. Does sex mean love? Nope 6. What do you believe is a true saying about life? Sometimes you are the bird, Sometimes you are the statue..... 7. Are you a bad influence? Absolutely 8. Who has had the most influence on you (good)? my grandparents 9. Night out or night in? In someone........LOL 10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate? neither 11. What is your favorite game? Hide the penis in the pussy :P (i ll keep this answer courtesy of Emanon)=D 12. Your favorite book? The Catcher in the Rye-J.D. Salinger 13. Do you know how to change a tire? Yes 14. What item could you no

Heroes
These Guys. They fight invading political forces, give heir life for their people, and sacrifice life and limb for their families and faith. The MUJAHIDEEN Lets not forget, heroes come from all corners of the world.

Should We Legalize Hemp Production In The Usa?
US federal courts' hands are tied until Cannabis is removed from Schedule I. But right at the end of the article is a possible workaround for the time being ... Quote: Indeed, the U.S. is the only industrialized nation without an established hemp crop. That means, in part, that although the U.S. market for hemp products continues to grow by double digits each year, the hemp that it takes to feed that market must be imported, often from as far away as China or from as close to home as Canada – indeed, there are farmers there cultivating the crop less than 30 miles from Monson's family farm. "I guess the next step is we'll have to take it to Congress," Hauge told the Grand Forks Herald. But, of course, the "fastest and easiest way to handle this would be for the president to order the Dept. of Justice to stand down on all actions against industrial hemp." State level pressure to allow production of this extremely beneficial crop should continue to grow, IMHVO. An

First Wall Of Famer
∞Mrs. Durham♥∞ {RL Wifey to David} Greeter@BBW Fallen Angels said:OMFG seriously you still don't understand? Okay, let me explain it from step one SINCE YOU CANT READ.. now.. my mother buys they're presents from us to them, that means.. "from mom, stepdad, daughter, and son" & goes out of her way to make sure EVERYONE including the old, young, inbetween.. and no-show people HAVE SOMETHING... I WASNT ABLE TO MAKE IT b/c i recently moved to Florida WITH MY HUSBAND for his job, something a little more important. MY MOTHER & STEPFATHER are upset b/c they didn't even bother to tell them to tell me Merry Christmas or give me a card or ANYTHING.. they just think it's unfair.. NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND? & i never said YOU CALLED ME WHINY.. what I said was its a free country and people are allowed to whine about whatever they please.. if you don't like it.. FUCK OFF. [image] MAKE SURE YOU READ THIS OVER & OVER UNTIL IT GETS TO YOUR BRAIN since it seems to be slow.The Best Bad Kit

New Years Resolutions
To quit smoking...I have been on Chantix for over 2 weeks and it is not helping at all:( To become the mom I was before I got sick..fuck this disease I havent gotten very far yet what are yours?

Stolen
1.Who annoys you? Nosy bitches who dont mind their business and are always up in mine 2. Who is the most fun person you know? me!!!! 3. Who is your enemy? I dont have any at the moment i can think of 4. Who can you trust. One person My friend Marcus in NJ....id take a bullet for him as he would me 5. Who of all your friends can you tell anything too. i can tell lots of dfferent people different things..Only few know EVERYTHING 6. Your best friend? Marcus 7. Last person to make you laugh? Wicked Raven and Emanamon....LOL 8. Who is the funniest person you know? Me.... 9. Who is the most unique person you know and why? Raven and i have a female friend in NJ.....she goes by Ebony....i can tell them my deepest darkest desires and they will listen and accep

China Shopping Centre Builds 'car Park For Women'
"A shopping centre in China's Hebei province has built a car park with wider spaces that it says is designed especially to suit women drivers. The women-only car park in Shijiazhuang city is also painted in pink and light purple to appeal to female tastes." I don't think I'll be the only one amused by the statement that they've done it to cater to women's "different sense of distance" Full story here

Freaking Bomb Etiquette!!
1) Read status of bomber for christ sake!!!! Leaving status comments, gifts, and rates dont help if they want ya in the sb!!! 2) Make sure if bomber asks for links that they work!!!!!! 3) Do not link your profile...link a bomb folder!!!! 4) Do not hit my sb more than once during a single bomb!!!! 5) If I ask for autos only in sb....it means im trying to level....ALL I WANT IS AUTOS IN THERE!!!! 6) Sometimes I will repay bombs...sometimes I wont. If you have autos on...I will most likely bomb you!! I dont ask for bombs when i dont have autos on...please dont ask me for a repay of bombing without autos on. odds are when you bombed me, I had autos on!!!! 7) Damn, dont try to hold a conversation with me while I'm bombing....its a pain in the ass!!!! 8) If I'm running autos and I hit your sb to get bombed and u ignore repeatedly(I understand peeps cant get everyone)...dont come into mine asking to get bombed! 9) Dont post several links in my sb for your friends as well...I under

Times Square
I went to see a Broadway show on Sunday (I saw Finian's Rainbow, which was an excellent musical btw). As I left the St. James Theatre, I saw on the screen an advertisement for fubar.com . I don't know if it's me, but doesn't the people who run this site realized that the XXX theatres and the porn shops along 42nd street were shut down in the 90's by the Giuliani administration? I remember seeing a photo of this on Baby J's album, but I always thought that was a photoshopped image, but I was flabbergasted when I saw this. Now, Times Square is a very family oriented tourist hot spot. Seriously, the only thing you will see in this area of Manhattan are nothing but tourists, New Yorkers to embrace the theatrical culture in the surrounding area, or people just going to work to earn a paycheck. Here are the list of things that were going through my head as I saw this advertisement on the screen right before an Amazon Kindle ad popped up.. 1. How greedy can the people run this

I Jacked This From Crystal
Did the last person you touched lips with have a tattoo?He's 8. I sure as hell hope not. :-s Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years?yes.. have been for a long time What could you eat any day of the week and never get tired of? hmm. Would you change yourself for the person you love?Nope Do you find drinking unattractive?Alcoholics are unattractive (keeping this answer) When was the last time something bothered you?meh. To who did you last give the finger to?Probably Jarrod. Do you like boys?Nope. I like some men

Sometimes You Just Gotta Tell It Like It Is!!!
1/5/2010 To Whom It May Concern: My name is [my name]. I am a patient of Sharp Healthcare. I have been a patient for about three years now. My regular physician is Dr. Karen Hutchinson. I have nothing but great things to say about her. She’s caring, confident, discreet, and an all around amazing physician. The only problem I have is that she is off work frequently. In her absence, I am left under the care of Drs: Perry Montoya, Roderick Mountain, Michael Chambers, Timothy Strouse, and Adela Greeley. I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that these doctors do not like Dr. Hutchinson, for whatever reason. I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this, but having also been an employee of Sharp Healthcare from 7/5/06-approximately 10/13/09, I know that I am not receiving “very good care” from these doctors. I have been very patient up until now, but am growing physically wary and impatient. I suffer from many heal

Laundry Detergent
ANYWAYS I JUST GOT ANOTHER JUG OF DETERGENT, AND IT'S TITLE OF FRAGRANCE IS "APRIL FRESH" IT SMELL'S WONDERFUL!!. YA KNOW REALLY I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE FUCKER WHO CAME UP WITH THE NAME AND PUNCH HIM IN THE JUNK, ITS A FUCKING LIE, U DON'T EVER SMELL WONDERFUL FLOWERS AND SUCH IN APRIL, I ALL GET IS THE SMELL OF UNTHAWING(SPELLING?....LOL) DOG SHIT!!...JUST SAYIN.

Followup To King Without A Crown
I am doing this for the 1 or 2 people who were nice enough to take the time and give me advice on this conundrum I am having... As far as the blind date was concerned, it went better as expected according to her. Kinda left me a little dismayed, and drama ensued within my clan being one of my clanmates put her in a private chat, this being after I signed off to talk to another clan leader about some issues he was having. The head of the clan saw this and reamed him a new asshole for this since he knows I am starting to develop feelings for the girl. Even kicked him from the clan which I never asked for but anyway..... Yesterday, I texted her hey whats up... and next thing that comes up is... I heard you wanna have a talk with me... I am like yes and she flat out asked me did it bother me that she went on that date. I said yes, and she mentioned this private chat to me (without even asking about it). I said to her since we were just texting and both at work that we should talk late

Hold The Lint Please
*featured on www.boobietasselsforbuddha.blogspot.com* http://boobietasselsforbuddha.blogspot.com/2010/01/hold-lint-please.html why the fuck do i let him wake me up just so he can come over and go back to sleep? i asked myself.d and i were in my room. he'd called a little bit before while i was still sleeping off the previous night. i'd had a pretty late one. understatement. he'd been a friend of mine since i was a 13 year old stoner kid. since this was my 21st year, that made him long term in my book. we shared a lot of good time memories. in fact, i was with him the night i was inducted into stonerhood. and, right now, he really needed a friend. he'd gotten busted with a couple hundred rolls, was forced (thankfully) into meth addiction recovery, and had to attend AA and NA meetings. my place was right down from the AA house so he'd stop by sometimes before he went to meetings just to talk or nap.it only took one time of fucking him after all those years of having a major crush on

A Bit Of Inspiration That I Feel I Need T O Share With World Though I Dont Care Of You Rate It I Hope That Everyone Will Take A Moment And It Read It
This thought provoking poem was written by a young woman, who was in jail for drug charges and addicted to methamphetamine. She wrote this poem while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after her realese, the needle was still in her arm. "MY NAME IS METH" I destroy homes, I tear apart families. Take your children and that's just the start. I'm more costly then diamonds, more precious then gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remmeber I'm easily found. I live all around you, In schools and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor. I live down the street and maybe next door.

What Type Of Man Turns Me On
Your result for The What type of MAN turns you on Test... Tough guy You scored 80% masculine, 71% athletic, 36% exotic, and 44% refined! You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters - he's hot! Someone like.....Vin Diesel. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test! Take The What type of MAN turns you on Test at OkCupid

Mumm In A Blog
im mumming in a blog cuz im just stupid like that so heres my things thats wrong.... ive been thinking about my ex wife a lot...like im kinda regretting not working things out and making things work with us is that weird or not?

Boyfriend Application 2010
Please copy & paste this application to a fubar mail to me with your answers, then leave a comment here to tell me that you have submitted an application. Answer ALL questions completely and honestly. For the photo portion of the application I suggest either uploading it to fubar so I can rip it or to photobucket so you can send me the direct link. lets... get started... [ ABOUT YOU ] 1. Full Name 2. Fubar Screen Name 3. Do we chat on Yahoo IM? 4. Do we chat on the phone? 5. Do you have kids? (if yes how many and ages and do they live with you) 6. Where do you currently reside? 7. Where were you born? 8. Who lives in your house? 9. Do you have pets? 10. Would you relocate? 11. What do you do for work? 12. How long have you been at your current job? 13. Do you use drugs? (if yes which ones & how often) 14. Do you drink? (if yes how often) 15. Do you gamble? (if yes how often) 16. Have you ever been arrested? (if yes, please explain) 17. How tall are you? 18. How much

Omgggg Plz Help Me I Cant Name This Video Game.....
HELPPPPPok so there was this one game years ago,,,it had a wizard and he wore a red hat with stars as well as matching robe might have been purpleish but i think it as red i belive he had red hair and light skin...you had to go around and talk to people and collect things and etc...there was also like a maz thing if i remember correctly one thing that stood out about this game he got mad if u stoped playing for a while... he would knock on the screen and everything or he would juggle ...also if u clicked his tummy he giggle and say hey you what are u doing not there ...i cant remember the name of it or what game system it was for i know it was ethier the frist playstation or psone orthe frist dreamcast ..it was deff a white box with a cicle thatopened on top for the cd but all 3 have that ...DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT i thought it was called wizard world but i think im wrong i also belive he had like some sort of london like accent voicehe useto collect orbs and

My Gorgeous Atheist Friend
Ah yes he IS sexy and one who don't believe in anthing.duhh hence Atheist Ok he knows who he is...haha...but for the ones who don't his name it is Emanon The Intelligent,,and who enjoys debating in Politics...HAHAHA and major Porn addict....haha...I adore this creature.ahh yes I do......Why do I adore him?? oh many reasons .....hmm...he cracks me up.... fantastic SICK sense of humor!! haha ...Ahh yes sick.he loves blood..ah the taste of human flesh..haha. Lmao...I can talk all day about my dear friend..that non-emotional creature ....Nazi grammar freak :P:P:P.......hahah I enjoy picking on him Now in closing,,,He's a GREAT FUCKING guy!! ..I wish they were MORE Emanon's out there...however .there is always original and that is he !!!

Lucid Dreamers, Your Time Is Coming.
Dreams are just your mind dealing with the day’s events, right? Nothing paranormal about that; everyone does it. I mean, there are places you visit often in your dreams. A certain house, a shop, a school… But these places are just figments of your imagination, right? Have you ever wondered about these places and the people within them? I know you’re out there, “Lucid Dreamers”. You’re the ones who can control what happens when they dream. You are just beyond that film, that membrane that separates us. Lucid Dreamer, have you ever wondered what that beautiful woman in your dream felt when you suddenly decided you wanted to fuck her? Oh, she seemed willing enough, didn’t she? Have you ever considered that you raped that woman, Lucid Dreamer? That she had no choice but to do everything you willed her to do while her mind watched on in horror? Remember, Lucid Dreamer, all those awful things you have done in your dreams… And c

Feedback And Suggestions Blog
Anyone that would like to may leave CONSTRUCTIVE feedback and of course suggestions for Fubar features and bling... I will report them in the proper place once a week, so keep them coming. I know for a fact that the members are listened to on these subjects. ***IMPORTANT*** Do NOT use this blog as YOUR personal space to criticize the site, be rude to me or COMPLAIN about things I have NO control over. This is MY blog not yours! If you feel the need to do so, you may of course send me a PRIVATE message. I love hearing good things, positive feedback and plenty of gift and bling suggestions! *disclaimer* Since this is MY blog I reserve the right to DELETE comments I don't want in here, if you get butthurt, deal with it! PLZKTHXBAINAO

Most Sarcastic Status Of The Day
No, Mia is not fake. Far from it. I think it wins tonight’s “Most Sarcastic Status of the Day” award. Figured I’d share…by the way, if you like to witness some crazy stuff, what’s going on with this profile? http://www.fubar.com/user/2458562 People never cease to amaze. Almost the weekend! Have a great night.

How I Am Bombing
I wanted to explain how I have been bombing. I have tried to help as much as I can anybody that wants to be bombed. I always bomb my family first. I am going to start bombing people who have a auto or bomb going and those who rate my pictures. Those of you who think all you need to do is just ask can forget it. Its not fair to others who deserve it. If you cant find time to rate dont expect me to take the time to bomb you. Feel fortunate if your not running autos or a bomb that you even get bombed at all. When that startrf noway in hellI ever got a free ride. Thats all folks 91vette (Michael)

[date 1.5 ... 2? ... ]
So yesterdays, I called up my ... "friend from work" *rolls eyes* (I'll get to that later) and gave her directions to get here. In about thirty minutes time I get a call "hey what are you doing tonight?" Stepping into my jeans in my almost-fencer's build, scrubbing my neck length copper hair I say matter of factly "absolutely nothing" "would you like to go see a play with me and (rommate)?" sure, what's playing what theatre, what will I owe you for the ticket? Details, etc etc I get there around 7, at which point I'm informed we're picking up her TRAINWRECK exboyfriend. DElightful. And apparently roommate's dozey younger brother has the tickets. We pick this kid up and first thought out of my head is "prescription drug abuser" ... seriously his speach is jumbled, his thought processes are incomprehensible,and he's trying for that whole "I'm so weird I MUST be brilliant"and he's not pulling it off. He slurs his speach, he actually starts speaking NONSENSEat one point...

I Couldn't Just Ignore This...
ok, this just grosses me out....what in the world do people get out of sharing pictures of their dicks TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, not even a select group of people, no you have to share with EVERYONE and please, ladies, explain to me how a picture of a dick smothered in it's own cum is attractive? have you never seen something like that before? does it just blow you mind? you're probably getting flashbacks to your middle school years slutting it up in the boys locker room. honestly...and i don't even do this blog shit but fucking christ! i mean don't get me wrong, i love dick just as much as the next chick on here, but have a little respect, what happened to the mystery of sexuality? i guess some people are just starved for attention...clearly they didn't get enough lovin somewhere in their childhood that they feel the need to share their junk with the whole world. that's what the "family" is for you know? you want to share your shit then by all means KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, but

Ban? Omfg............
Stop Breed Specific Legislation Dear SPCA Tampa Bay Supporter: A Representative of Broward County has pushed through the Senate a bill that could release the ban against Breed Specific Legislation (BSL). On Thursday, March 4th, at 1:00pm, Senate Bill 1276 is on the agenda to repeal the ban against Dangerous Dogs: Breed Specific Legislation. Unfortunately, if the Senate overturns this law, then the Dangerous Dog Legislation will allow local governments to pass breed specific laws. This means that dogs like Pit Bulls, Rottweilers, German Shepherds, and Doberman Pinchers could become banned in our Tampa Bay counties or state. We need to stop this bill from passing! To support the SPCA Tampa Bay, Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) and many other local area rescue organizations that give a second chance to bully breeds, please: Contact your local representative and tell them to OPPOSE this bill. A list of Tampa Bay Representatives can be found our website. Sign

One Of Them Quiz Thingies
What is the single largest item in your house?All the air How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?Yes, badly - but I have a skill for mirror writing What color is your bedroom?White What type of computer mouse do you use?one with buttons and a wheel What is your earliest memory?Getting my haircut the day my sister was born Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?Yup Do you take vitamins?In food When did you first become interested in sex?When I first realised it existed Do you like to color inside the lines?well...anything else would be scribbling What do you have set as your home page?Google Do you have your own radio?Yup Where would you hate to have to work?Stoke on Trent Who is on your speed dial?Nobody Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?Depends what illumination needs I have How much money did you spend today?£1.25 (Bacon sandwich) What are you sitting on right now?My ass Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?chronically

I Am The Father Of The Year
Why did i up and disappear yesterday afternoon... well jenn calls me around 2ish..she is in the ER, bleeding out her twat and cant feel the baby move at all.. i get to the hosp to find out that they have been trying for over an hour to hear the babies heart beat with no luck. They were attempting to do a stress test on her. Well good ole me walks in to find jenn hysterically crying(due to the miscarriage of the twins last year) and freaking out. i proceed to tell the Nurse, that a fetal stress test is extremely hard to achieve in anyone less than 25 weeks knocked up. She looks at me as if i dont know what i am talking about. Then she says lets try the doppler...well that didnt set right with me...so i say just go grab the ultrasound already and quit fucking around...the nurse says, but what if something is wrong..of course i say.." No fuckking shit dumbass something is wrong..now get the fuckin ultrasound already and quit dicking around. oh they love me know...well they get it..an

The Morning After Reality
The Morning After Reality\ Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen. Can two souls be so alike.. being in total sincronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant. What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is. When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks ..

Faq's Revisited.
I get a ton of shoutbox messages everyday asking me the same questions over and over. Since I hate repeating myself, I am going to answer the FAQ's in here since apparently my profile is too much to read. 1. What do you like to do for fun? I love outdoor activities like camping, horseback riding, swimming, boating, and fishing. My favorite thing in the world is to travel and experience different cultures. I like reading, but rarely find the time. I love concerts and watching movies and plays. I also like to drive, to go and TRY to get lost just so I can say I found a new place. 2. Are you single? To 99.99% of the people asking, it is irrelevant, because I have no interest in you, and you shouldn't waste your time having any interest in me. But to answer your question, yes I am single. Let me save you some heartache and time: ~if I am nice to you, it is because I want to be nice and/or haven't decided that you are dull/annoying/boring/ignorant/closed mi

I'll Owe Ya One
I'll owe ya one if you help me find a car. I know some of you are highly skilled at that sort of thing. And to make it sporting here are the requirements: It must be in good condition. Under $3000 And have decent gas mileage. It also must be in the Tampa/St. Petersburg/Clearwater area. If I end up buying the car you sent me, I'll totally owe ya one. And you get the satisfaction of doing a good deed. I hear that gives you like +5 charisma points.

Rant
I need to vent. I apologize in advance. You don't have to read this if you don't want to. ------------------------- I like rules. I like following rules. Having clear, well-established guidelines makes me happy. Most of all, I like knowing what the rules are. When I don't know what to expect, or what's expected of me, I get uncomfortable, I get upset, and I get angry. Which is part of what infuriates me about my job right now. My boss's MO is, essentially, "I know everything, just ask me." We have shitty written documentation that doesn't cover half of what we need to know to do our job. And what we do have in written form often conflicts with what we're told orally. Unless, of course, the boss decides that it doesn't that day. The boss decides she doesn't need something, until she does, and then wonders why you didn't do it after last time you did it she told you you didn't have to. I come in every day not knowing what's expected of me. Sure, sometimes we get written instructions

This Is A Test
maybe sorta but not really a test this is me again saying that I wanna get spotlight and I don't have the fubucks to do it on my own I fail, I guess ya I'm whiny and cranky and hormonal and wanna feel special and shit so I want the darn spotlight and I try every day and usually I have enough for about 12 hours until someone bids way over what I have available since I haven't begged before and haven't really paid attention when others asked for spotlight donations or what ever it's called I'm kinda at a loss as to how this all works damn this blog is long um I'm gonna guess that I want to get spotlight for next week sometime like around wednesday or whenever I have enough fubucks so this is me kinda but not really asking for your help yet. there should and may be another blog thank you very much to those that have helped be nice and stuff please

Old Man
Neil Young.................... Pointless shit Why is it that self inventory is so hard.? I am going to try to stop being such a self richous bitch..........but the people around me are not willing .................. fuk u fu me sorry

Most Ridiculous Fake Salute Of The Day...
Fubar. Real People. Real Fun. I like it. Anyways, Here’s today’s most ridiculous fake salute of the day.. This may not be the real person, but it sure is fun to make a fool out of these idiots..lol peace.

Obama
Obama has decided that there will no longer be a "National Day of Prayer" held in May. He doesn't want to offend anybody. Where was his concern about offending Christians last January when he allowed the Muslims to hold a day of prayer on the capitol grounds.

Straight From Satan Himself
Headaches, migraines, stress headaches, or tension headaches are straight from Satan himself. Yesterday was such a good day! It was nice outside, it was Friday, I was looking forward to eating Mexican food, and I was for all purposes headache free. BAM!!!!! 1:30am this morning and the pain wakes me up like an ice pick in the ear. I got up took a Fioricet and a shot of my Stadol nose spray to hopefully cut the headache off before it got super bad.......mission failed. The river dancing midgets have returned and have learned a new dance. Yes I'm whining because I never whine about my headaches. I usually curl up and let them run their course but I'm tired of having a headache EVERY day. I'm tired of being afraid to go places because a headache may hit and I end up in the bed for days. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HEADACHES!!!!!! Now back to your regularly scheduled boring ass mumms.

1st Review - Dave's Gourmet Ghost Pepper Sauce
My wife decided to try and kill me today. She went out to the local farmer's market and stopped at "Spices and Stuff". She knows I like hot stuff, and she also knew I wanted to try a Ghost Pepper sauce. She picked up a bottle of Dave's Gourmet Ghost Pepper sauce. I've tried quite a few different sauces in my time. Before today, the hottest mainstream sauce that I've tried was Blair's Mega Death sauce. The Blair's sauce is made from habanero peppers. Dave's is made from the naka jolokia pepper. Just for comparison, a habanero pepper can rate anywhere from 100,000 to 350,000 Scoville units. The Naga Jolokia pepper comes in at a scorching 855,000 - 1,050,000 Scoville units! The warning on the bottle gave us a laugh as I read it out loud, but it should probably be taken seriously. The label reads: This is a delicious addition to most any food, but especially sauces, meat, and ethnic foods. It also is a great industrial cleaner and grease remover. WARNING Us

[in Search Of The Black Tetra-star 03. Interim And Error.]
Weeeeelll.... we learned a few things. I already learned that super glue melts plastic but I also learned that epoxy putty smellsBAD so... why is this even coming up? I was putting on some panels on the surface of the shield and I used some glue on the opposite side of it and... the chemicals melted through. Gooed a hole in my shield panelthat I had to fill with epoxy puttyand I learned less is more a lot lot lot lot lot more. My thoughts from this point forward, sparing use of putty for gap fixes, and always let the glue set before applying anywhere near it, and use it sparingly. Glue can bubble too just like masks and such. thin careful applicationpatience. *flops back exhausted*I spent a good long while filing the melted areas. Fill hollow points coming anywhere near glue. I've designed a couple grenade launchersunfortunately I'm not comfortable with the design while retaining the gouf's ability to use his finger machine gun AND the prong. I could make an unmounted o

[my Hands Hurt]
Actually my everything hurts. Let's bring it in kids. For some reason we're only putting SHIT pitchers on the mound tonight I mean Tajeda?Are you fucking kidding me? Why is he even pitching in the major leagues? ... oh right I've been busy. Wedding shit.Work shit.And now I'm mowingand shit... I'm mentally and physically exhausted and I'm ... pretty much cooking and eating to stay alive and it is PISSING ME OFF! Oh well. I probably have 1/3 of the job done.And 7 or so blisters on my hands (I keep finding new ones) Don't use a hand-scythe to trim your HUGE weeds (above my knees) after it rains and you can't mow the day you want to. Alsofuck grass, just in general. All the recent muscle use though is making me more slender.:3 That part I like. I'm about ready for an asian kick. I keep craving udon and fish broth and fishiesand thai saucesand steamed pork buns (which I have tabbed and read over a few times) I could just be really damn hungry... So...porkbuns?Those crazy

5 Credit Bling Auction
I am having a small bling auction. this page is for a single 5 credit bling, the highest bidder wins there choice of avaiable 5 credit bling, starting bid is 500k place bids in the blog, Auction will end saturday at mindight, bling will be giving away sunday morning. Happy Bidding :)

Baby That Survived Botched Abortion Was Rejected For Cleft Lip And Palate
Here's one for you! A baby found alive nearly a day after a failed abortion in Italy had been rejected by his mother because he had a cleft lip and palate, according to reports. The 22-week infant was found breathing a day after the operation. He died one day later in intensive care at a hospital in the mother's home town of Rossano, in southern Italy. The mother, pregnant for the first time, had opted for an abortion after prenatal scans revealed that the foetus had a cleft lip and palate, according to reports in the Italian media. The condition is treatable with surgery. The baby - weighing just 11oz - survived the procedure, carried out on Saturday in the Rossano Calabro hospital, but was left by doctors to die. He was discovered alive the following day – some 20 hours after the operation – by Father Antonio Martello, the hospital chaplain, who had gone to pray beside his body. He found that the baby, wrapped in a sheet with his umbilical cord still attached, w

Thanks Fuland
So I just thought I would let everyone in fuland in on what really works my nerves and Im hoping that this will maybe eliminate some of the crazy messages I get. So the young men on here that feel the need to tell me about how much their life sucks or go on and on about things hoping that Ill be there to tell you everythings gonna be okay or give you the attention your starving for I just want to let you know Im not that girl. That shit IS NOT attractive to me at all. And I know to some I may come off like a bitch but oh well. This is me and Ill never apologize for who I am (and I guarantee the ones that get offended by it are the exact same ones that do the shit). And the next group of gentlemen that I would like to address are the ones that think that their "oh the things i would do to you" comments will actually get my attention. Really guys?? Has that EVER worked for you?? And I know people will say I put myself out there and I should expect it and I do expect it on here but that

Friday, May 7th 2010
7:02am - woke up. 7:30am - dressed and checking email. 7:34am - reading and approving comments/PM's on my fubar account 7:54am - yay, e-diff warning light on my car. guess i'll rock the chevette today. 8:17am - going to the office. 8:31am - yay, tps warning light on the chevette. wtf 8:31am - went to jamba juice. 8:35am - at the office. 8:35am - reviewing nightly graphs and reports. SAG had a great day yesterday. 8:40am - reading and approving comments/PM's on my fubar account. 8:47am - working on privacy settings for new login-less fubar experience. 9:24am - tried to make an appointment over the phone with the car dealer, and apparently i don't exist and haven't been there before. im ready to choke a fucking bitch. 9:33am - tweaking some merchant settings for one-click-buying. 9:54am - added the special drink to the login-less home page. won't be available in the normal drinks list. 10:00am - bling meeting 10:13am - bling meeting over. update sent. 10:14am - reviewing

One Question
If a man walks into a bar. And the bartender knows what the guy wants to drink. Because he comes to the bar alot. But, the bartender doesnt know the mans name or anything bout him. Just that he likes a certain drink. Would it be safe to say that this could be the same as life. People dont know your name or anything bout you except that you do this certain thing. What is stopping people from asking your name or to know something about you? Are people to scared to get personable with you? Are they to afraid to even know anything bout you? Because when someone asks just one question and you cant even answer it. Maybe you dont even know yourself that well. Maybe its time to ask one question to see where it will go. Maybe to another question. Then when you die people wont have to ask "who was this person". Because you took the time to ask one question.

Rooster Song - Fenix Tx
[Spoken] -Suck my deeack! -Hey Cletus, Are you goin' over there to uhh? Uhh, Gunter's house for thanksgiving? I heard hes got a 90-pound turkey going cook up for the whole town -That ain't no turkey stupid, that's a chicken -That's not no chicken man, that's a BIG cock -That's a big cock! I got a big cock He's so damn big I got a big cock He even ate a pig I got a big cock A big cock for your mouth I got a big cock And he gets into cock fights I got a big cock Better watch out he bites I got a big cock Got a big cock for your mouth When I'm alone all I can do is think of you And all the ways that I can give you my big cock Then on Thanksgiving Got a big cock Is what you'll be given My big cock Got a big cock for your mouth I got a big cock And he's oh, so tasty Got a big cock I sop him up with gravy Got a big cock Got a big cock for your mouth When I'm alone all I can do is think of you And all the ways that I can give you my big cock... Geddalong little dawgy Yeah! Big cock comin' to

I Want.
I want you. I want you in my arms. I want you to see me staring in to your eyes. I want you to see the love I have for you flowing out of me. I want you to put your head on my chest again like it's the safest place in the world. I want you more than anything else in this world. I want you.

Rough
I am having a really rough day... I can not pretend anymore that I am fine today when I am breaking down and falling apart. At this EXACT moment I am writing this, my son's graduation from high school is going on. I didn't get a ticket because we are estranged to some sense. I texted him daily asking if I could come, hell I even blocked my number and tried calling him and got nothing. I was hoping with me going to his baseball games that it would have opened the opportunity to start a relationship again but obviously not. This feels like its ripping my heart out because this is a VERY important day of his life and I am not involved. I dont know what to do or say, all I feel like doing right now is crying, but I am trying not to. Trying to keep myself busy but that doesnt seem to be helping either... My heart hurts..... :(

Pussy-ass Wimpy Men And The Bitches That Created Them
I was having a discussion with a friend recently and the subject of what has happened to men these days came up. She expressed how hard it is to find a "real" man, one that is a man and not just self-imposing prick. She is right, where are the "men" of this world? I am all for women having the right to hold down jobs they are capale of doing just as well and all that. But, ladies, don't fuckin whine when you can't find that knight in shining armour that is going to sweep you off and make your life suger sweet happy! If you act like the bitch he just got away from you think he is going to rush to get to know you? Society has made it "wrong" to be a man in this day and I say fuck that! you do not have to be "kinky" or anything of the like to be a man. Stay true to what you want and stick to it. Being a man is not all about being rough n tough but more about being the foundation. Someone your partner can lean on and feel stronger with. So many times I hear women go on about how no man

Help!
If I give them the link to the profile, can someone give me the link to remove them as a friend? I know that sounds crazy....but I just don't want them to think I'm going to their page to check up on them. That would just start the needless messages and text messages.

Walmart
had some creepy guy following me around...i am ALMOST positive it was the same creepy guy who tried to get my number last time i went there.. seriously... if you are over 50.. with fucked up teeth... i am NOT going to be interested had 4 women ask me where i got my dress from because they loved it... i hate this dress.. it is ugly.. but super comfy and cooler than shorts and a tank because of the fabric

Crying!!!
I've just returned from the hospital and have my cast off. You may think great??? But no! The fracture hasn't healed and I guess this is what the surgeon meant by me having future problems. They are hoping over the next four weeks that the fracture will knit together as apparently moving around can actually promote healing. I have never heard of this and I doubt a 60 hour work week on my feet won't help, but hey ho! They told me to today that my fracture was actually a spiral fracture and the look on my face I guess said it all. If you aren't aware spiral fractures are incredibly hard to heal and the break is somewhat like a corkscrew effect. Anyway if it hasn't healed in 4 weeks I will need surgery. I need a drink, but I can't because of the antibiotics i'm taking ... I hate my life at present. I'm going to have a long soak in the bath now, my leg looks nasty, all scaly and hairy, so it needs a damn good scrub.

I Bleed
i lay awake at night..my body screaming its need.... i know it is wrong to want so much...especially when it is a want that cannot be self-satisfied....it is painful.....it tears you up..... it draws blood........... it triggers all kinds of wrong emotions....anger for not being lucky to have such things...depression.....sadness.....all kinds of things...and sometimes they spill..... the need rages in me...the need to be beaten into submission -literally....the need to be sexed into unconsciousness.....the need to hit peaks of intensity of sensation.....the need to be restrained intoimmobility.....to feel the peaks and valleys of energy play tilexhaustion.... the need to get out of my own head...not for a few minutes fleetingly...but...for some extended time....to leave myself as not even sleep will let me.... sometimes this need takes over...and i want to hurt whoever is in my way...it is obsessive...it is unhealthy....it is insane...but, it is there....and it is true...... it

Women And Tattoos
Seriously what is it with women and tattoos, I don't get it. I don't know why some think its sexy cause it just doesn't look good on any women, maybe except for biker chics.. Or maybe some of you women just want that "gangsta lookin appeal, which in that case its understandable lol. Oh well to each their own, carry on.

Biker Rap:......omg....what Have We Started....lmaoo!!
SOOOOoooo....here is MY contribution to the *biker rap*....This is NOT for the faint at heart....so if you're easily offended....DO NOT read this....LMAOO!! (now....let's see YOUR best biker rap....OrNot....LOL)... Big old biker rollin down the road....swervin & swayin' to miss a toad....got around the corner and what did he see....some big ass chick wearin' boots to her knees....tried to flag the biker for a ride on back....dude kept rollin..he never looked back....next ride passed and it blew on by....bitch shot the finger with the devil in her eye....she kept on walkin on down the road....and on her mind..PIE ALA MODE! Biker dude took a different way home....afraid that gorilla chick was still on the roam....and what do ya know the next day he sees....the hitch hikin chick down on her knees....THEN he knew..without a doubt....it wasn't his bike..but his money and clout....he hooked up later with all his boys....and mentioned that chick and her kinky toys....most broads hitch hike

Please Excuse The Fvckin!!!
Conversation from last night: HIM: Can I download the Tooth Fairy? Me: I've seen it, but i'll watch it again (Aren't I nice?) HIM: What's it about? Me: The Tooth Fairy! Him:, Yeah, but what's it about? Me: The Tooth Fairy! Him: Yeah, but I mean, WHAT'S it about? Me: The fucking Tooth Fairy! What do you mean, WHAT'S it about? ... I've told you, the fucking Tooth Fairy! HIM: Yeah, but it could be about anything! Me: What do you mean it could be about anything? ..... It' about the fucking Tooth Fairy Him: Yeah, but that don't mean shit when coming from you. Me: So you think it could be about a mass murder running around killing people called the .... fucking Tooth Fairy? Won't do his street cred much good. Him: Well, yeah .... I mean, there's that film called the Dentist .... do you honestly think that film was about a couple of fucking fillings? Me: *sniggering* Him: I mean Mad Max, he isn't even called fucking Max! ... So yeah, it could be about anything! Me: How many

Please Excuse The Fvckin (repost)
Conversation from last night: HIM: Can I download the Tooth Fairy? Me: I've seen it, but i'll watch it again (Aren't I nice?) HIM: What's it about? Me: The Tooth Fairy! Him:, Yeah, but what's it about? Me: The Tooth Fairy! Him: Yeah, but I mean, WHAT'S it about? Me: The fucking Tooth Fairy! What do you mean, WHAT'S it about? ... I've told you, the fucking Tooth Fairy! HIM: Yeah, but it could be about anything! Me: What do you mean it could be about anything? ..... It' about the fucking Tooth Fairy Him: Yeah, but that don't mean shit when coming from you. Me: So you think it could be about a mass murder running around killing people called the .... fucking Tooth Fairy? Won't do his street cred much good. Him: Well, yeah .... I mean, there's that film called the Dentist .... do you honestly think that film was about a couple of fucking fillings? Me: *sniggering* Him: I mean

Dear Karma, I Think I Love You...
There is guy that comes into work all the time. And you can tell, JUST by looking at him, he's a real piece of shit. Some things have... "happened" at work and we KNOW its him that did it, we just have no way of proving it. Well, he comes in today with two "lady friends" and they sit down and start scratching lotto tickets. One of the ladies comes up and said "I dont understand this, can you double check it to see if I won?" Fine, I deal with stupid people ALL day anyways, so Im used to it. So I run it through and "FILE CLAIM" pops up. So I tell her that she has won more than what we're allowed to pay out. In Illinois, anything over $600 has to be paid by the lotto offices because Uncle Sam needs his cut. So I tell her to go downtown to the Thompson Center to cash in the ticket. She looks at it and asks how much she won. I look at it again, and Im checking all over the ticket to see why she would have to go downtown to cash it in. And after adding up all the possible prizes on the tick

Life Update 7-15-10
Today is my son's birthday, he turns 15. It makes me feel old, I mean I can remember when I was 15. :( I totally feel like my nephew's mom is taking advantage of me and my heart of gold when it comes to my nephew and neice. It's taking the goddamn IRS for fucking ever to send my tax return back. My hair is still falling out. My migraines are still happening and getting worse. The ER doctor asked me the other day what I did for money, I told him I hooked. He then proceeded to ask me if my spouse hit me. (Fucking dumbass) My glasses are broken and the eye doctor doesn't carry this frame EVEN THOUGH I bought the damn glasses from his office. My insomnia is in full blown mode. I have a psychatrist appointment in the morning. I'm seeing my dead Uncle. I'd love to run away and hide.......but I'm scared of being alone. I've had thoughts of suicide....often *sighs*

Girls Blowin Up Dudes And Some Kind Of Gem In The Rough...
Well it sure has been an interesting week to say the least around here hasn't it? But anyways, I know I'm behind and I know there's alot goin on so with that in mind I'll just skip right to it... Sometimes when people get lit up or hurt, they act out, say things to people, etc..alot of it can be dismissed as simple he said she said stuff. But like I always say to people in these situations, please provide some kind of proof. It can be done a variety of ways. Personally, I prefer the on-fu-site screenshot as best. Copy and paste conversations from the message box really don't constitute a whole lot since they can be totally altered. Screenshotting or forwarding is the best method for integrity purposes of your "proof." Well, with that in mind let's take a look at this young ladie's method of proof, different but well, effective nonetheless...some of you might actually know the dude in question as well. Don't know about all that, what I'm hearing I don't like personally, but you all

Weirdos: Not Just For Fubar Anymore!
This message came from another site, but it was too weird to not share. :) OMG YOUR GORGEOUS!!! I love small cock humiliation. My cock is 4 and 1/2 inches skinny and I jerk off with 2 fingers because it fits better.I love being called "small cock loser" and my cock being called "pathetic" or "worthless". hehehe. CAN message me Demand my small cock cum for you?

Holy Crap
Robert insists on pimping me out, because he likes to watch me squirm. So every once in a while I get some freak that wants to show me his peen or wants to know if I have bewbie pics. But this was tonight's award winner. Friend Request: hello... i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles. you have a sort of submissive appearance to me. and i would like to know if your submissive behaviour is as good as your outer appearance. have you ever thought about serving as submissive, to submit... to follow? you like the idea to be in contact with a strict dominant german, to be guided and lead at times and to show your true nature as submissive female? i am 27... single and as you can see in my profile, i live in germany. i would say that i am a very intriguing person. i like art, music a good wine. i am addicted to the bdsm lifestyle since 9 years. it started a long time ago and that passion never went away. during that time i have had several slavegirls and submissives

Some One Tell Me Why?
Can anyone tell me why guys with great bodies. OR even guys that have average or bigger bodies but are still so hot, want girls that can afford and have skinnier physical appearences. Girls who can dress them selves up good in the hights of fashion and also dress them selves down in the hights of fashion. Not us girls who dont wear what everyone else is, who cant afford newer clothing, or fancy, expensive lingerie. What do girls like them, have over girls like me. Us down to earth, not that eye catching type girl who walks around the store and see's girls that have the blonde and pink or blonde and black hair, and nice bodies, and size 5 jeans, and hip adidias tennies. Girls who's parents can afford high fashion clothes. and think, is that all guys want? What do girls like them have over me? a natural beauty in normal, everyday work environment clothing? Some one please tell me. Why?

Anatomy Of A Mumm.
How to mumm like an over-sensitive, paranoid n00b: Your mumm must have comment approval on at LEAST. Salute required/no HTML - that's up to you, but would add to the ambiance of your mumm. Mumm Subject Matter. Your mumm subject must be a non-mumm - example: Who do you think will win between sports team A and sports team B. If you mumm about something fantastical, all the better - example: Who do you think would win at D&D - Bill Gates of Microsoft or Steve Jobs of Apple. IMPORTANT - you must already have made up your mind about this. There's no room for you to be undecided about the outcome, this is entering the realms of making an actual mumm, something you must avoid at all costs. Having a strong emotional attachment to your subject matter is a must, like being a huge fan of sports team A and having sports team B be your own teams biggest rival. Or, you could be an employee of either Microsoft or Apple. Example mumm subject: Who do you think would win at D&D between Bill Gates o

[snap, The Job's A Game]
Today I got written up for my snarky emails.I used this opportunity to come back swinging.I cut my manager down, I used every trick in my playbookhostile body languageintimidationmindtrickstraps within the conversation and previous conversations/expectationsaccusations that were rational to to assume even if I didn't really believe themI had him shakingliterally shaking in his chairred in the facesweating in a cool roomand unable to make eye contact.At one point he said he was uncomfortable and intimidated and thought it might be best to call his boss in to mediate.I encouraged it. I welcomed the idea of having two managers to berate. There was always that remote possibility that my boss' boss would side with me anyway.Then I played the sympathy cardI even rubbed my eyes and squeezed my throat muscles together to sound choked upcourseit helped to bring up some of the worst memories of my own life to drive the point.I accused him of wasting my timeof not acknowledging the hard work I

Another About Me
So, here's the bout me I'm writing for MrsBadcrumble who has a lack of an "about me" section: First things first: Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is most likely "No." But since you most likely didn't read this and since even if you did, you can't take a hint and therefore you are probably going to ask it anyway, here's the stipulations. I'm married. Yes, happily. No, that does not mean I'm interested in a threesome. No, inviting a fourth or fifth person does not change things. No, there is nothing that you could possibly "do to me" that I would WANT done that my husband is not perfectly capable of. No, there is, and I mean this with utmost sincerity, absolutely NOTHING I would enjoy doing with you, unless it involves a bow and arrow, an apple, and the William Tell Overture. No, I do not have NSFW pics for you to look at. Yes, I have private folders. Wanna take a guess on why they're private? It's just because I hate you. Yes, you personally. Now go back to reading your

I Fail
So i tried to create my own Joke text.. with pics.. I got one the other day with a short message with some pics that coordinated with the text it was funny.. so i put some pics together on my laptop..and transfered it to the phone... well, the pic file wont send with the text for some reason...EPIC FAIL with out the pics. maybe its the wrong file type or too large..grrrrr so.. back to the drawing board i go.. as you were

Too Legitimate To Quitimate
I've been doing things like writing and reading sans arithmetic. I've also been in the processes of designing a type of social site for writers with a friend of mine who is an author of a few books which don't particularly suck. The basic idea is to give people a chance to promote their work or get it reviewed and pick up tips from writers who are already published. Neither this author friend of mine--we shall call him The Olive--nor I want this to be a place where people post their diary whinings, their jesus poems, or their erotica. This also means erotic musings about jesus in prose or poem will likely get you laughed off the site unless you know the meanings of words like satire. It'll be free in the hopes he and i can sell out to google for something really special. like a new typewriter or maybe a lost reel of 'my so-called life' episodes. It will also be selective unlike sites like fubar, facebook, and myspace. We're looking for people who are actually serious about writing and

*blink*
darkrider: hru 6:55pm Kloverlynn: pretty good 6:58pm darkrider: thats good 6:59pm darkrider: do u have a cell phone??? 7:00pm Kloverlynn: no 7:02pm darkrider: cam?? 7:03pm Kloverlynn: no, I am a quaker and at a friends house, if my family knew I was online they would banish or beead me 7:03pm Kloverlynn: behead* 7:11pm darkrider: Seriouslly?? 7:13pm Kloverlynn: yes 7:13pm darkrider: they will seriously beheadu?? 7:14pm Kloverlynn: most likely just banishment and shunning..but yes a beatine would come 7:24pm darkrider: where do u live 7:25pm Kloverlynn: colorado 7:26pm darkrider: ic

Broken
Broken-shes far from perfecti'm far from purebut i dont like bein far from herwhen life gets anxious,she calms my nervesand in returni try to show her all shes worthi been beaten so muchits hard to gowanna appear unscathedwhen it scars your soulyour views they start to changeyou don't feel the samebut she canfeel my pain, in fact it feels the samebut still its,hard to trust, its hard to fall in lovebut still i see your real beauty behind all the rustits how she, lights up when the stars don't shinefindin someone on my levels been hard to findwe don't take no shit, so we argue at timesour relationships always been hard to defineeven though i never had a problem callin her mineshe knows i'll never have the time to give her all of my timeasked her "why me?" and she said cuz you youtook a deep pull and inhaled my new'i took a long look and i think its truehad me shook but right then i think i knewfrom what i see, i can tell she, she got her guards upso i reassure her that pain, i aint

Just A Little Something
Those of you who know me, know me as Trent's manager. It's a job I take very seriously and work very hard at, and as much as I bust his chops about how hard he makes it on me to do my job, the truth is I'd do it for free. He's my best friend. He's been there since the day I came into the world, and through it all, remained my friend. Most know the man for what he does or has done, but most don't see the other side of him and I thought I would share my favorite one: Trent was in the hospital visiting Amy, one of his biggest fans. Amy is a 12 year old girl that T has known since Amy was 6. Amy is blind and slowly dying from a terminal illness. Trent brought her an acoustic guitar signed by his entire band. He also brought another guitar (Amy asked him what his favorite guitar was and he promised to show her), a spanish acoustic guitar dating back to the 1830's. This guitar for as old as it was was in pristine condition and beyond value; not just because of the guitar itself, but the sen

Saturday Ramblings
At least I remembered to turn my alarm off this weekend. It didn't help much, I was up a little after 7, though I had a bowl of cereal (Life if you are really curious) and tried to sleep for a bit longer. Wrestled with my covers for about a half an hour and said, ok I am up. I haven't really finished unpacking, most of my boxes were in the guest room with the bed stood up against the wall, so I figured I would best tackle that. Thought it may be good to air out the place a bit while I was working on it so I opened up the windows too, not that this is an intergral part of the story, but I figured I'd add it for the ambiance. Wow, I have a lot of crap. I have a storage room in my place, that I was going to set up as an office for myself, already had my desk set up in there and everything, but looking at the quanity of boxes of stuff that I am really not going to put out, I changed my mind. As much as I like christmas, I dont think I need to keep the tree up year round. Plus, I

Really?
Let me just say that I'm very aggravated right now. It's a huge pile of real life and fubar shit. In real life my family is so distant with me. I'm not lying. My brother's girlfriend had a baby and I was pretty much the last to know. I was invited to a family reunion....after everyone else had booked their hotel rooms. And I'm always the last to know things. Just gets to me. On here...well I have all of these friends that tell me they will do things for me and they don't follow through. One said that he would get me leveled by giving me his points the next double points day...that's today and NOPE. I'm offering 40 million to someone who buys me a bomb...NOTHING. I've had one person say they didn't have enough credits. Not the reply I wanted...but at least I got something from them. Yanno? I do have 2 people running famps and they put me in their families, which is totally awesome. And I had someone else pimp me out. If it weren't for that, I'd still be at 2 million. Yes I'm

Sb Love
Danny Woodard: hi 3:15pm NOT so PRE...: ? 3:15pm Danny Woodard: whats up 3:16pm NOT so PRE...: not much, whats up? 3:16pm Danny Woodard: nada would u like to join me in a drink 3:17pm NOT so PRE...: you need a drink from here? 3:17pm Danny Woodard: well even though its in a cyber bar 3:17pm Danny Woodard: and your hot 3:18pm NOT so PRE...: thank you..I sent you a beer 3:19pm Danny Woodard: i returned the favor 3:19pm Danny Woodard: w/a kiss 3:19pm NOT so PRE...: thx 3:20pm Danny Woodard: welcome 3:20pm Danny Woodard: would u like top join me on my fubed 3:20pm Danny Woodard: just got done working

Stop The Insanity!!!
Okay so I'm not gonna stand for being called an Anti-American or a 9/11 Hater or bashed because I don't want to sit around all day and mourn the loss of people that I really did not know or had any connection to other than they were a part of this country and innocent human beings. I have seen others who are also not into posting the "Remember 9/11" all over their statuses...does that make us all co-conspirators in being Anti-American or 9/11 Haters?? I completely understand that people's lives were lost. I completely understand that it was a sad day in our history. I completely understand that some of you may have relatives or friends that died that day. I completely understand that the military has gone around the world to fight this sort of terrorist act against our country. And I completely understand that we as Americans should unite and fight this sort of terrorist act on the homefront while our military men and women do so for their families and ours outside of this country. B

The Show
I went to see the Deftones tonight. I dressed for the show in black jeans and a black long sleved shirt, which, considering who I was going to see, I felt was appropriate. The doors opened at 7, so I left a bit early to make sure I wouldn't get caught in traffic. Plus I wasnt sure if it was doors at 7 or show based on the tickets. I made it to Niagara in no time, and even stopped for a bite on the way. No line at the will call, so I picked up my tickets, and then got in line to enter. There was no word on an opening act, but when I got my ticket it said "And a Very Special Guest" so I thought, oh, very special guest, I have all their albums. Turns out the opening act was "This Will Destroy You." Yeah, never heard of them either. So even though doors were supposed to open at 7:00, I dont think I made it in until 7:30. I got a beer and a bottle of water, only $6, which most concerts the beers alone are $8, so I figured that wasnt too bad. The place itself was small. No bigge

Giving My Points Away For Nothing!
Yes you read that right. I give my points away to friends all the time for nothing and I even randomly do that with strangers if I see their status message saying they are close to leveling. My life has always been about giving. I enjoy helping people. So here is the deal. This must be a selfless act. You should not benefit from nominating someone in any way if they win my points. This is about giving and caring about others. If you have a friend that is close to leveling reach out and help them. Leave me a comment on here that tells me what makes them stand out from the rest and why they should get my points. I am going to be looking over all comments tonight & the winner will get my points tonight. With all that said, I just want to make a point of saying that we should all help each other. I have been on fu for almost 3 years now and in the old days of fubar it very much was like that. Now it seems that everyone doesn't do something unless something is in it for them.

Day 3. Really?! Lol
11:36am Richard: You have a problem with having the same inadequacy what you need is a good fuckin. 11:37am Richard: You probably haven't seen cock such your last fuck. 11:38am Richard: I don't think you remember who to use that ppussy of yours. 11:40am Richard: Bitch your problem is between your legs learn who to use what you have. And the shoubox stalker strikes again! All I have to say about this is, LMMFAO. Dude, get a fuckin clue. I DO NOT WANT YOU. PERIOD. End of story.Now run along and stop stalking me. You are just confirming the fact that you are a creep! Now the e-stalking is getting a little ridiculous. GET A LIFE AND GET A GRIP. Kthnxbai

Another Tiny Angel...
Forgive me if I'm not all fun and smiles this morning. Another beautiful lil 8 year old girl lost her battle with cystic fibrosis last night. They've got to fix this. It's madness. It's horrendous.......

Ncis
Anyone thats a fan of the show, might have seen last nights episode Royals and Loyals. When I was in California they shot this episode using the ship I was working on as a backdrop in a few scenes and some onboard footage. Some of our scaffolding and construction is in view at one point. The irony here is, in the story the ship is a british vessel, and is portrayed being ported in Norfolk, which is pretty close to home, but was actually shot 3000 miles away, where I just happen to be at the time lol. A little extra kicker, about 18:19 into the show, the door that the suspect walks out of (posed as a storage depot) is actually a vending machine area that I frequented several times a day.

Expedition
Freedoms Fire Burning Mighty Kingdoms Shall Rise Crystals Ships Have Returned Like Pawns On A Distant Shore There's A Cold Empty Place Inside Where You Know There's No End. Mighty Storm Mighty Storm Stirs From The Skies Above Like A Cold Chill Rushed Upon My Face Searching...For What Awaits Us . Set A Course For A New Shore For What Tomorrow Will Bring Plunging The Northern Seas Winds Fill The Sails As We Approach Another World ................ That Time Has Forgotten Me The Suns Blinds And Circles Me No Man Is An Island No Footsteps Have Walked These Shores Discoveries On A Virgin Soil Let The Expedition Begin,

Inquiring Minds Want To Know...
** INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW ** * BUT IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY TAKE YOUR BROKE A$$ HOME!! * * WELL I KEEP GETTING ASKED WHERE I'VE BEEN, AND WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE DBD FREELOADER, HOMEWRECKERS, AND DRAMA FREAKS. YES I AM POKING SOME FUN IN THIS BLOG, BUT IT'S WELL DESERVED AS SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO RUN THEIR MOUTHS ABOUT ME AND SEND PEOPLE TO STALK ME & THE PEOPLE THAT SPEND TIME IN MY LIFE. ESPECIALLY A PARTICULAR THIRD PARTY THAT LIKES TO PLAY INNOCENT MEANWHILE SHE HAS BEEN UP MY A$$ RELENTLESSLY FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS{SINCE EARLY SEPT. 2008}. AS MOST PEOPLE KNOW I'M A BLUNT A$$ B*TCH WITH NO PROBLEM SPEAKING MY MIND, AND WILL BE THE FIRST TO SAY "YES I AM A B*TCH AND HAVE A CHARM ON MY NIPPLE RING SAYING SO." SO I FIND IT RATHER IGNORANT WHEN THIRD PARTIES TRY TO SPREAD FAIRYTALES THAT INCLUDE ME AS BEING THE WICKED WITCH WHEN THEY HAVE NO CLUE JUST HOW WICKED I CAN BE IF YOU PUSH ME LONG ENOUGH. LMAO! * I FIND IT AMUSING HOW PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO TELL THEMSELVES EVERY

Lance Rant 3
UGH! next on my list of shit Lance hates...Sweet pickles. I have NEVER met a person who enjoyed sweet pickles. Most people either dislike pickles all together. or enjoy good ol' Dill...FUCK YOU CARLS JR AND YOUR LOVE OF SWEET PICKLES! POISONING YOUR HAMBURGERS WITH EM'!Also, I hate syrup flavour dispensers at 7-11 and/or AM/PM Soda fountain...fuckin, pointless and gross...yes, let me RUIN my wonderful Dr. Pepper with Lemon jizz juice...if you want Cherry in your coke...GET A FUCKIN CHERRY COKE!

First Love
"First Love" is meant as the first person you thought you loved. Your first relationship. Not as your first true love. When looking back at your first love what is the most memorable thing that comes to mind? How and why did that relationship end? And how has "love" changed for you since that relationship? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog

Change
I have been on this site since March 2007 and have seen many changes in the site, in people, in attitudes and "cliques". Now I await all those who will say "I'm not in any clique. I'm friends with who I want". Sadly, we DO allow others to influence how we act, what we say and who we are friends with. Everyone is quick to jump in and defend their "friends" yet if the situation was on the other foot I don't think many can say their "friend" would defend them. There is A LOT of hype about who you are friends with on here, such as colored names. I have friends with green names, pink names, blue names, grey names, white names, red names and OMG some yellow names. I must be a traitor to the "mummers" or something. Another thing, if you have EVER wrote a mumm or answered a mumm YOU ARE A FUCKING MUMMER. (Waiting on those who will protest and say Don't put a label on me...blah blah blah. Labels are a part of life so deal with it.) Discuss amongst yourself or not.....I don

Conversation With A Porn Star
Following is a shout box chat with the following "porn star" (http://fubar.com/3520932) roykhan: You r a cutie pie... (At this point he hasn't even viewed my profile) To roykhan: ok roykhan: okay i am a porn star will you wanna talk ? To roykhan: You're a porn star? roykhan: yeah i am a porn star To roykhan: I see. So what's your porn name? roykhan: trust me .. i wont reveal that ... but i am a porn star .... and i am not like others ... i do have my own place... i must say that i do respect ladies (So, most porn stars don't have their own place? Do they live in mom's basement? Is there a porn star hotel they all hang at?) To roykhan: Uh huh. Well, hate to say but I don't believe you. You're telling me I'm a cutie pie yet you didn't view any of my pictures. roykhan: well i have just seen your two pics... with salues ... ... and other than that i really didnt visit.... (Two rates now appear on my salute pics) To roykhan: Uh huh roykhan: well wht ever .... but i wont

Schools
Given events involving School kids going "postal" at their schools, I understand the seriousness of certain things Involving threats made by children. Yesterday my son received a serious suspension from school/ He is 8 (in case you didnt know) and apparently during some comflict with another student, he made a comment that he wanted to "Blow up the school". Now I have to go for a conference with the principal and probably a social worker... IDK it seems like over kill, but is the school over reacting to an 8 year old just being pissed off?? btw the principal reminds me of the mean old lady in Matilda!! as you were

Oh Boy.....
Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport August 4th, 2010 by Hugh Muzzbe 5 Stars - Excellent4 Stars - Good3 Stars - Average2 Stars - Fair1 Stars - Poor 4.5 / 5 (235 Votes) Email this Print this Most Popular PDF version XML version TXT version

Dear Santa
DEAR SANTA Dear Santa, Don't worry about me, you don't have to come here, you see we won't be having a Christmas this year. If you're wondering why we're doing this, let me tell you how it begun, it was Sept 11, 2001. Something terrible happened that day, and still we don't know why, but when it was all over there wasn't one person in America who did not cry. So when you're delivering presents around the world, and you see my mom/dad, in Afghanistan or Iraq, let them know we'll be skipping Christmas this year we're saving it for when they get back. So take my presents Santa, and give them to the soldiers who can't be here, tell them "Merry Christmas" and " Thank-you" from me and " Happy New Year"

Black Friday Special >:) ...and Yeah. The Futard Express Rolls On....
Hello kids. Welcome to this special Black Friday edition here. Hope you all had just an amazing Thanksgiving Holiday and are already back from your Black Friday shopping. Well, apparently not enough people either know, or have taken the time to figure out just how dangerous this person in the screenshots below has become. Now based on reports we can now add "racist" to the list of things that also include stalking, threatening, harassment as well as a host of other shitty things that this person has done. Out of control my friends, out of control. If this person comes at you, or is friends with someone you know, please share this information with them. Apparently this lunatic goes through people like water, and gee, wonder why?..click the link below and start upper left hand corner and see the proof, in his own words, for yourself.... Click for insane futard... ..and on a side note. I'll put this out there so no one can say either I never admitted anything or if my point of vie

What's Going On Here?
This place finally seems to be completely losing the plot. Okay, facebook is popular. Okay, they've been trying to "discreetly" incorporate fb in to this place but this takes the cake I do believe. If it weren't for the few people here not on fb I wouldn't even bother with this place. On a different note, I'm still here in the US. Recently got a place with Theresa. Jobs have been hard to come by though so hopefully the landlady doesn't throw us out like she wants to. I can't really officially work yet so that hasn't helped us. Theresa now has a couple of jobs she should be able to keep now though so it's all on her convincing the landlady to let us stay, she seems reasonable enough so hopefully. Anyways, that'll do for tonight, just thought it was about time I updated things on here, if anyone even reads it...

[oh God! What Did I Just Do?]
I have anun-interview3:30 P.M. Monday.With... my old therapist who is now a head hauncho.I am FREAKING OUT!I really gotta get over this whole...awkward thing.Yes.He's a bigwig now.But I'm not 7, I make eyecontact, and I'm not trying to stab people any more.I am the great destroyer.I will be prepared.*stomach gurgles*uuuugh...okay... I've got a couple days to stop freaking myself out.Just gotta let the initial panic set, and then the performance adrenaline will carry me at the un-interview.What is an "uninterview" I think its one of those... "no promises, but here's what we do, and you might fit in" talks.The whole thing is supposed to be very casual.Very low-key and undressy.I'm still probably going to prepare some questions for this thing, and ... try not to be some babbling fucking idiot.To me this is like ... meeting the president of a company when you're asking to be a mailroom worker.And the president used to know ALL of your secrets.It's daunting.Anyway, I'm gonna try to prepare

I'm A Bitch..blah Blah
theredneck25: would you care to chat sweetheart 8:08pm Suga Lips: hi 8:09pm theredneck25: how are you doing baby 8:10pm Suga Lips: Good and you? 8:13pm theredneck25: doing alright..... are you single 8:13pm Suga Lips: sigh....no. 8:15pm theredneck25: why a sigh baby 8:15pm theredneck25: are you not hapy with him 8:16pm Suga Lips: because basic info in on my profile yet no one reads it. 8:16pm Suga Lips: I am extremely happy with him. I just wish people would take 2 mins to read something so I wouldnt have to answer. 8:17pm theredneck25: damn 8:18pm Suga Lips: what? 8:19pm theredneck25: bitch much 8:20pm Suga Lips: well you're the one coming into MY shout asking shit you could have known the answer to if you looked at a profile

Reality
OK, So Im sure I will get some hating for this. But it has been coming for awhile.... I will use myself as an example, but this happens to everyone... Im a decent looking woman - who takes decent care of herself. Some of you may not agree - and that's fine. But for this blog - I am. LOL Why do men who are over weight - no teeth - their pix show they live in a dump - why do they actually come and hit on me? They are usually the boldest ones too. I mean - yeah yeah, I know... its whats on the inside that counts. True - as a friend. But call me shallow or stuck up or whatever you want... I take decent care of myself and I want my partner to do the same. To me, it is called self respect. How or why would I be with someone that clearly doesnt have any for themselves? What type of response are they actually looking for? And would I be completely out of line to point this obvious mismatch to them? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT B

Oh. My. God.
Shortly after 10 AM local time yesterday morning, U.S. Representative Gabrielle Giffords (R-Arizona) was hosting a meet-and-greet event in Tuscon in front of a Safeway supermarket. 22-year-old Jared Lee Loughner was seen walking tup to the event, when he pulled a handgun out and started shooting. According to the Pima Co. sherriff's department, Congresswoman Giffords was shot in the head, and 24 others were killed or wounded, including US District Judge John Roll, 3 sextagenarians and a 9-year-old, and Gabe Zimmerman, the congresswoman's director of community outreach. A summary of events is listed on the NPR website here. Apparently, the suspect has posted videos on Youtube. Hollywood Gossip has two - there maybe others. And this convinces me more than ever that everyone needs a gun... *wipes sarcasm from screen* Peace and love,Shawn, AKA Durham

Headline Of The Day 3 Or So...
S.C. man loses snowball fight and now a bit more of the story Resident removes snowman's genitals to avoid arrest after complaint Monday morning, a deputy spoke to the 45-year-old man who lives on Buffalo Westsprings Highway about the dyed-pink, male genitals on the snowman in his yard.

Moving Forward...
Wednesday, I helped my mom get rid of some of my dad's clothes. (Pants, jackets, coats, etc) I kept a few of his old work shirts, a hoodie, and some vest thingie. His pants we just threw away, they werent gonna fit me cuz Ive lost some weight and my other brothers are bigger than me, bigger than my dad was too. I was kinda surprised my mom was ready to get rid of the stuff. Their anniversary is coming up, it would have been 39yrs. We found old pictures, talked about stuff. Stuff we remember, stuff we miss, random stuff. Last night I had a dream about him that kinda bothered me when I woke up. Im almost positive the dream was caused by going through his stuff on Wednesday. He had walked in to the house with his beard (all he had was a mustache when we buried him) and in the dream I knew he was dead. My mom dyed his beard to the color it was back in the early 90s. And then started to take pictures of him. She said she dyed his beard so if anyone saw the pictures they wouldnt think th

St. Valentines Day Massacre
Once upon a time on fu-land A battle was created ST. VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE by Nemesis of HELLPIT RADIO and i would like to have every brutal dj from all over to come and thrown down some tunes on 02/14/11 which is valentines day it a free for all battle theres is no fee too pay its just too have fun!!!!! http://www.fubar.com/lounge/62086 Lets have fun!!!!!!

"webb Of Lies"
I cannot believe you hurt me this way I relive that same pain every single day I really believed that I would someday be your wife And now I just relive the empty fact that you are no longer in my life Daily and nightly many tears flood from my eyes I feel as though I am drowning in your giant sea of lies I cannot believe that none of it was real For if I did, just for one moment, I know with no hesitation that this broken heart has no chance to ever heal You tell me to believe, you tell me to hope But when I look around, all I see is an empty noose at the end of a dangling rope Once upon a time, I thought all my wishes were finally coming true Yet here I am, lost, blindsided completely out of the blue I knew your heart. I knew your soul Or so I once believed, before you tore this gaping heart hole I want to forgive. I want to not hate But sometimes I contemplate if it’s just too damn late I once called you "prince", you once called me "angel"

This Says Fuck A Lot.
So last week i had the displeasure of working with Jackson Hewitt for the first time. Never fucking again. Seriously. How many mistakes can a person make, with YOUR money, before you have the right TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE. I dont deal with people for a reason. I cant stand stupidity. If you work with peoples money, please know what the fuck you are doing, or kindly get another job. List of repeated mistakes. 1. Entering my sons birthday wrong, 3 times. 2. Entering my SSN wrong (though it was right in front of her damn face) and wondering why the IRS wouldn't accept it. 3. Entering my bank account number wrong (really?? Isnt it your fucking job to work with numbers) 4. Acting like they idiots when we get upset with their complete incompetence. my head is likely to explode soon.

Whiskey A Mu-shu
Last night I got some chinese food. I didn't think I got all that much, some Kung Pao shrimp (I like mine with extra Pao) some lo-mein (they never laugh when I ask if they have hi-mein) some pepper steak, and some fried wontons. They put it all in a box and I take it home. I am looking today at the box, and notice its a box for whiskey. I think to myself, how much whisky does your average chinese place go through that they have extra boxes of it? On another unrelated note. I was in the store today and there was a chineese guy with his son ahead of me in line. They had five 5lb bags of sugar and half a case of Dr Pepper. I found this a little odd, so I mention it to the girl at the counter. Younger girl, kind of pretty, but must have acne problems because she wears a lot of foundation. I know this because she had a long sleeve hoody on, and I could see the makeup marks on the the cuffs where she must have wiped her face. I tend to notice little things like this. She wasn't

My Friend Hope Diamond
First Off Lets Get This Part Out Of The Way!!!!!! Yes I do flirt with some of you and compliment alot of you, This Is Fubar Thats What You Do & What Almost All Of Us Are Here For!!! Now, That being said let me get down to why I'm writing this. There's a woman here name Leanne but, most of you know her as Hope Diamond. As you can see from the pic above she's the most beautiful woman to have ever graced the planet. I personally think God's gonna be pissed as hell when he realizes one of His angel's is missing. Leanne is a "VERY" special woman and I don't just say this because of her looks and "OMG" well EVERYTHING, in my eyes she's walking perfection. Unlike alot of you that are constantly begging for bling or whatever she doesn't do this. Thats not what she's about. She's not a fu-whore or a whore in general. I met her under very different circumstances. I was on my laptop in the hospital recuperating from a stress induced heart attack back in Sept. She had no idea this had

I Want To Make These
but I don't know where I would put them. That's the problem with stuff like this. It's cute and I like it and I think it would be fun to make...but it doesn't go with any decor I'd have in my house. I need to have kids and force Harry Potter upon them.

Stupidity
**3.15.12** If u don't interact with me often, DON'T come asking for a damn thing. u'll just get slapped or blocked for your stupidity. Y ask me the same questions over and over just wording them differently EACH and EVERY time? i do not have the time to b explainin all 28 years of my life, or get on cam and tell u what color i feel like wearing tomorrow when clearly my status is "i'm at work/away/etc." k. if u don't like what i have to say, or don't say for that matter, then u know where the UNFRIEND button is.

These Days
My windows are rolled partway down while I drive home this evening. The warm, humid air ruffling my bangs hasn’t really affected the heavy aroma of slow-boiled cabbage permeating every inch of air space in my car; I just can’t shake the smell. I’m on the way home after work. It’s a 45 mile drive. Some people tell me they couldn’t commute so far day in and day out, but I love my time on the road with my favorite bands cranked up to speaking-blowing volumes. Today with the breeze forcefully caressing my skin and the beauty of the sunset before me, I couldn’t ask for a better time. This must be why the song “These Days” by the Black Keys sucker punches me straight on, no holds barred. Dan Auerbach’s soulful croon makes me smirk with the line “Men come in different shades. That’s how we’re made” and its universal truth. But in the next moment, his sorrow surrounds me like a blanket. “that little house on

Family
It seems that a few family members have just vanished from list ..I didn't remove you ...some I have found and added back but I'm still missing some ..so tell me or bare with me until I find you all again. I know a boring blog but hey its been awhile since I blogged .. now I'm gonna go make me a funnel cake weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fubar Vs Real Life
I'm in a foul mood and needed to vent and what better why to do that is to talk nonsense on the Fu that may or not be read. A. People don not actually love you on here, hell chances are you're lucky if they tolerate you. B. If it weren't for the shiny "fake" things you but them, they wouldn't give you the time of day in real life. C. You couldn't get a chick to show you her tits or vagina for some virtuial piece of "bling" in real life." (Okay, MAYVE some chicks you could) D. This place is so worse then high school it isn't even funny. The gossip circle goes non stop around here and 9 times outta 10 the people being talked shit about doesn't deserve it. E. People seriouly are NOT as tough online as they are in real life, I don't give a fuck what they say or try to make you think. F. Stop letting people have control over you with words, grab your nuts and be just as bitchy and assholish as them. There are very, very, VERY few people on here I would be willing

Bwahahahahahaha
Szaha: hello slavegirl, lower your eyes! you will serve me. your day will start and end with the taste of the whip on your naked ass. till you start to love it because it will remind you about your place on your knees next to me lmaoooooooooooooo I serve NO ONE... well 'cept my kids when they be hungry! that is all peace baby

Savage Life
Savaged Seas, I have surfed the lot conquering treacherous mountain tops thunderous echo spread across these lands from tunda to burning sands nightly creatures have heard thy call with majestic eagles I have taken fall acomplishing what most can only dream succomb to things that cause normality to scream for barely have I known defeat still thy soul, empty, incomplete all upon which accomplishments I have done foresaken the man I have become wounds, scars, my endless pain holds not a torch to my dark rain not to say I did not try, nor debate why a single tear I shall not cry, nor a moan unawakened sigh for those that fell, the many gave all seemingly, shall not dare to crawl thy savage seas, I have surfed the lot poor lessons I have undoubtfully been taught from baren tundra to burning sands charred birth, and bloody hands John K

Live-wires Connect.
LIVE WIRES Tyler Durden said:West Coast, East Coast - from the 'Sco to Flo' - I Cassanova; I don't police those. Hard head, hard knuckles and hard in the sheets, though? I put my money where my grill is - King Kong beasts most. I take attention like my life is a street show. Dude, see more, I get hella gnarly - Dude, I beat bros. Cats sings songs; Cuzzo, I free throw. I pound the street, Roman-Greco style, like I was Greek, Ho'... and, I got a wife - I taught her how to deep-throat. I got game like a hydra, with pressure like a fire hydrant on a street-hose. I look great in a bloody apron and a butcher knife, like life was a meat-show. Am I nice to meet? NO - 'cause the black ram makes you laugh at your self, lowers his horns and bleats close. You bleed close... and I lick it up, like a vampire at a freak show. Other said:Blood tells the gruesome tale of many an adversary fail, Like a runaway locomotive, I can't break for the weak or the frail. Not telling you twice befor

What Planet Should You Rule?
You Should Rule Jupiter Huge and hot, Jupiter is a quickly turning planet with short days and intense gravity. You are perfect to rule Jupiter, because you are both dominant and kind. You have great strength and confidence, but you never abuse your power. You are always right. Even if you make mistakes, you compensate for them... before anyone knows it. Headstrong and ambitious, you always have a goal in mind. You are optimistic and believe thing things will always work out. What Planet Should You Rule? The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

The Socks Personality Test
Your Socks Say You're Elegant You are: - Quite glamorous - Somewhat reserved - A little bit greedy - Known as attractive The Socks Personality Test Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

The 5/6 Rant...bin Laden, Obama, Blogs, Fakes & Well...just Click It...
TGIF!...yes, a lot of new stuff of course. I'll spare you my senseless babble for a second and get right to the point of a few things I wanted to touch base on at the moment.... Real stuff..and oh btw..Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. A report from an Al Queda affiliate sent this morning confirms that fact that their leader, Osama Bin Laden is dead. D-e-a-d. I know everyone's dying to see the pictures of his brain gushing out of his head, and his missing eye. In a time where "Black Ops" is a big video game, this should come as no shocker here. It would provide "proof" persay that he is indeed dead. But Obama decided -not- to release the photographs of it and video of his body being tossed into the ocean. To understand the logic behind it, you have to understand the logic behind this administration and how they view America. They said they did not want to "inflame" any further, Muslim tensions that might spark retaliatory actions against Americans at home or abroad. Ok, I get that, I r

F*&kin N*gga What?!?
Check out this blog below, and feel free to share and post your comments and thoughts on it..I know alot of you have experienced something just like it... http://fubar.com/ain-t-that-what-y-all-been-calling-us-for-years/b332017-1150486 ...week's almost over!

Witchie Asks....
10 things you cant live without you read it...do it if you feel like it I miss when you folks blog my list: 1. Sunrise! 2. water...not just to drink, I must see some body of moving water or I feel landlocked 3. coffeh n a shmoke 4. the unconditional love and acceptance of my daughter 5. the self soothing of when my fingers touch the strings of a guitar 6. launching fat wobbly ropes of majik mayonaisse 7. a kind word for no particular reason (giving and recieving) 8. laughter...the genuinely uncontainable kind 9. hugs....deep, lose the world for minute, hugs 10. the light that beams from someone that is genuinely happy to see you 11. the faint wet smack of a slow kiss 12. Walking around inside the postcard Ok, so an even dozen!

Word And Acornym Of The Day
Word of the Day:: Leaker A guy who constantly leaks cum when he is horny "David is such a leaker." Acronym of the Day:: JYFIHPJam Your Fingers In Her Pussy. Q: "I just met this girl who I think really likes me and I like her and we're going out on a date tonight. I don't want to ruin this, what should I do?" A:"JYFIHP" Don't forget to use these today!! And Guys remember....When you JYFIHP, don't be a leaker Love you all!!!

Jab, Cross, Jab, Uppercut, Low Kick
For the first time ever in my life I have started exercising because I WANT to, not because I have to. I am well aware that I am not the picture of health and fitness, but I am working on improving that. 6 months ago, I wouldn't have been able to do any of the things I am doing now. The key to all of this for me is that I am doing it for myself, not because I feel ike I am supposed to. Quit smoking, change my eating habits, start walking...suddenly I have energy and feel happier. Those people that talk about the exercise high, I get it now. I am VERY proud of myself when I finish something I started. I set in my mind that I want to walk a 5 k, I did that. My next goal is to finish it in under an hour, I will do that. I have decided to start running, not like a marathon, but I will do one eventually. I found a great website that literally shows you how to go from being a couch potato to running a 5k, SO I will do that Feeling pretty good about myself, I decided to take the kick

Justice Served!!!!!!!!
Collier County, Florida -- Have you heard the one about a homeowner foreclosing on a bank? Well, it has happened in Florida and involves a North Carolina based bank. Instead of Bank of America foreclosing on some Florida homeowner, the homeowners had sheriff's deputies foreclose on the bank. It started five months ago when Bank of America filed foreclosure papers on the home of a couple, who didn't owe a dime on their home. The couple said they paid cash for the house. The case went to court and the homeowners were able to prove they didn't owe Bank of America anything on the house. In fact, it was proven that the couple never even had a mortgage bill to pay. A Collier County Judge agreed and after the hearing, Bank of America was ordered, by the court to pay the legal fees of the homeowners', Maurenn Nyergers and her husband. The Judge said the bank wrongfully tried to foreclose on the Nyergers' house. So, how did it end with bank being foreclosed on? After more than 5 month

I Didn't Mumm This....
July first I am gettin new ink...it's been a year (june 12) and I am ready! It will be on my right leg... Ladybugs and daisies...not sure what it will be exactly...told my artist to go wild He booked me for a 4 hour session and I cannot wait!!! Sorry I didn't mumm this, or my last hair cut

Stupid Encounter #75 Rawrherhighness
Alright.... fun fun... now all these comments you have to keep in mind came from the Whos Who Contest a certain someone did for fun. FOR FUN! Lol... so to take this to an extreme is stupidity! Lets get down to it. The contest was obveously for the best FuTuber. I won 260 to 187... YAY for me. How great it is an "Original" won? Anyways... I do not hate Rawr one bit... but for some reason she loves to hate on me. To say I make fun of people in my Videos is exactully true. If someone fucks with someone I care about then be damn sure I'll make a song about them. Have I got Bling Packs or Blings to make videos for other? Damn rigt I have why not? Show me were thats wrong? Last time I checked I had the freedom to speak my mind and live my own life the way I want to. Besides... it's business at that point... want to hate me? Who cares. 2nd did I get my account suspended for 5 months? Damn right! Everythng besides the cheating thng was absolutly real. I don't hide from people which you can c

Strange Things Are Afoot.
I went to Circle K, and the bastards didn't have any pizza. I ended up settling for a chicken sammich, Froster made with like a bazillion frozen syrup-y goodnesses, and gummi worms, but not before I enjoyed a quiet little game of flip-flop roulette on my way out of the house. Oh, you've never heard of such a thing? It's where you choose a right and left flip-flop in the dark and hope for the best. I had a 75% chance of looking like even more of a dork, but somehow I managed to beat the system and selected a matching pair. You will have to settle for normal dorkiness. Amanda in pajamas! I don't know why I'm holding up a peace sign. I am dumb. ps. If my hair was a little longer or my boobs were a lot perkier, I could almost go as Brooke Shields in The Blue Lagoon for halloween this year. Minus the bushy brows. And stuff.

Real Life Verses Fu
okay i'm some sort of asshole on here... i guess but i just want to say i'm worse to people i know in real life... honest i'll give examples... i lost 3 'friends' in the last 3 months okay kate well i've known kate for 4 years i guess... hung out with her regularly at the bar and sometimes at metal shows when she dated her ex who was in a band well kate got a little lippy taking up for one of her whore friends... so... it gave me an excuse to push her... mothers day... she posted a pic of her dear old mommy and said ain't she a beaut'(kate is a little country) so i politely inquired if she was into anal... i got no response from kate... but her sisters called me a douche... so i had a little fun with them... kate found out and deleted me.... then called me an asshole next time she saw me... i said meh don't care and just walked past her without so much as a glance :) 2nd example daphne- known 5-6 years now... met at a metal show... rarely hang out with her or anything but stil

Wrong Number
Just got a phone call: Me: Hello? Caller: Hello Me: Hello? Caller: Lisa? Me: Sorry, no Lisa here Caller: Do you have a daughter named lisa? (I guess I have an old voice) Me: Nope, sorry, you have the wrong number Caller: Is this 123-4567? Me: Yes, but there is no Lisa here Caller: Well I banged a chick named Lisa and she gave me this number Me: Well guess what, you must have sucked and she doesn't want you to call her anymore Caller: You don't know any girl named Lisa, have you banged a chick named Lisa? Me: Just your mother, *click*

Away For A Week
As you may have seen in a previous status, I have to leave in the morning for a week long business trip. I have a desktop only so I will not have net access while there. I do however have text only access to twitter and FB if anyone would like to add me there. If you have my number feel free to text me so that I get a little "facetime" with you. If you don't have my number and would like it, feel free to PM me tonight or ask someone in my family to pass yours along to me. (or ask them to ask me if they can give you mine) Basically I am going to a store that is so screwed up that the manager and the district manager got fired. I am taking two associate with me who will be working overnights while I work with the managment during the day and transport them to and from the hotel. The cool and uncool part is that they will be doubled up in rooms and I am going to be in the management suite. I will have my own bedroom but will be sharing the kitchenette and living room with my co manage

Fishy Pedicure
My friend made me have one of those yesterday. I squealed like a 10 year old girl and wouldn't put my feet in the tanks until my friend dunked them in. I had to fight all my natural instincts not to pull my feet back out/kick the fishes/kick my friend.Gaaawd it was horrible!!! Tens of tiny fishes nibbling at my feet...FEET!It was so tickly I had to shut my eyes and clench my fist and imagine that it was not live wriggling fishes on my FEET! I think I'd rather just had a normal pedi...

This Is How I Feel About Most People...
and no this isnt a bunch of single lines its actually one big paragraph...... You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. Astheysay in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot withinstructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.Iwould rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless littlewormdeserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad,aweasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, arevulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smearedrichly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birthinto this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you andthen killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the samespeciesas you. You are a monst

Belladonna
I want to crawl on all fours and bleet the coming of the new day. The people of the landfill seem too pleased with themselves. Eat more. Spend all. Just string yourself along until accidental death. Expedited by treetopping cheeseburgers and cigarettes. Anything to half the quotient of misery over a lifetime. Tragic. In the willful calculation of vice and slavery. Work to live. Live to work. Trudge. Tread. Grind. Til the nubs simply fall off, til you forget the days without ache. Round. Wither. Repeat. Ignorant of the vast towers of industry that cage us. Rented air. Foreclosed space. Extorted time. The game has only pieces and players no victors, no colorful tickertape goal of candy islands or treasure mountains. Fail faster, and rest upon the empty bored. The familiar idle hollow, strangling all reason to play.

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This is my plenty offish profile that I've had maybe... a dozen messages on that lead to nowhere in two years. And I do mean plenty offish. Fucking trainwrecks. Everywhere. I am Seeking a Woman For Dating Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No Profession Essayist Do you have children? No Education Bachelors degree Do you have a car? Yes Relationship IntentCrossroadkid wants to date but nothing serious. Relationship HistoryThe longest relationship Crossroadkid has been in was under 1 year. Interests writing drawing poetry literature video games philosophy About Me I've been told I'm an acquired taste. I write. Not very well (in my biased opinion), not very often. I like new challenges, and learning new skills. So I tend to spend my time doing things I'm not very good at until I've mastered them. I think that's a valid way to spend my

Sweetguy32
sweetguy32: nice boobs and smile To sweetguy32: do not come into my shoutbox talking about my boobs. that's disrespectful. sweetguy32: no its not then cover them up To sweeetguy32: they are covered up. i have clothes on in ALL of my pictures. you're a grown ass man. act like one. sweetguy32: ugot big boobs they love eh cam and fuck you http://fubar.com/218184 Thanks for blocking me :) Now I don't gotta deal with your bullshit. This guy has been coming into my shoutbox telling me that he loves me. I ignore him because that's bullshit. Today he decides to comment on my boobs. Normally I can overlook comments like these.. But considering I just posted a blog entry on another douchebag not even an hour ago.. Not gonna happen. Do me a favor. Read the blog. If you think you'll ever have a page dedicated to yourself... Block me :) And thank you in advance.

Looking For Help
Dear friends, I found out this week that my father died over a year ago. I never really knew him, since I was only 2 when we last lived with him. I am trying to find out details on how he died and where he is buried (if he got buried). Me and and my brothers are planning on going to the town where he died for closure. My brothers, our mom (they never got divorced), my wife, my brothers wife's, and I all have been searching the Internet for information. We have found when he died and where he died. We looked in the local obituaries, but they only went back to April 2010. He died in Brewton, AL on February 16, 2010. I am looking for any kind of help that you or any friends can give. This way our family can get some closure before we get there. Please leave a comment on here or PM me if you or one of your friends can help us any. Thank you, Richard UPDATE: 15 August 2011 I found where they did the internment and that he was cremated. Also got some contact inform

Ancestory
Do any of you have a membership to Ancestory.com? I'm trying to find out if I'm related to George W Summers, judge in Charleston WV. He was a prominent member of my state, having a county and a street in the capital city named after him. If any of you do, and are willing to look something up for me, please send me a message. I'd really love to find out. Thanks!!!!!

[oh Snap... That's A Bug'
I just smacked my own mouth and guffawed. In Dragon Warrior III there's a wizard class physically weak, magically strong and at level 37 he gets a spell called "transform" transform apparently gives you the same attack power, defense (which are dependant on equipment) and stats as another member of your party of your choice Well I have a sage (healer/wizard hybrid that learns both schools of spells) that has a physically weak sword equipped called the "Falcon Sword" that allows the user to hit twice (and I must reiterate- the sword is VERY weak, like... without the ability to hit twice, it'd have the same attack modifier as a level 1 sword, I'm around level 40) Well I was playing around had my sage cast transform into my hero (main character special class) and he has... absurd stats all over the board and he's wearing some end game super unique equipment the sword of kings radiant armor shield of heroes etc so... he's a walking tank with a sword that rips the heave

Whorey Whore Whore Mcwhorenson
http://www.professionaltattooing.com/model-cast-your-vote-female.php YAY! DP is blogging! Saddly it's nothing fun... none of my randomy bitching, nor did I go to Jail again recently so I have no updated stories... this blog is my asking for something....*GASP* eww, I know, ASKING for shit. disguesting... in short, My friend is in the running/finals to win this Tattoo modeling thingy. and since I NEVER ask you sexy poop stains for ANYTHING... Gimme like 45 seconds and click yes on here cotey button thingy... please, I'd love you. She's under the name "Miss Rad" http://www.professionaltattooing.com/model-cast-your-vote-female.php Vote for my friend to win this tattoo modeling thingy. shes at the bottom right of the voting page I think under "Miss Rad" ( yes, cheesy name but we're not voting on name coolness)Go, vote( Miss Rad) make me happy. DO EEET! and i'll lub you forever and ever and ever. IN return? sexy picture of me blowing random things! YAY!

About Me, Lol
Things you should know about me:: 1. I'm pretty sure I'm controlling. 2. I'm also pretty sure I'm a slacker. 3. Is it possible to be homeless and have a home? Well, that's me. 4. I'm pretty funny 5. I'm cool 6. I write like a girl 7. I write "really pretty". 8. I make "the best" tea 9. I have green on my mind, obviously =/ 10. Gold is a hard color to put on here. 11. I'm allergic to gold. 12. I just forgot what I was going to put because my laptop fucked up. 13. I remember, I was going to say that I smell really nice. 14. I have a bad attitude That's all :)

What Happened?
What Happened? Who said life would be easy? Who said life would be fair?, I found out just the opposite when I woke up one morning and you weren't there. It happened all of the sudden it came from out of the blue now I'm standing here but it's without you. I thought I had it all I couldn't ask for anything more I treated our love like I deserved it and something not worth fighting for. I always took for granted all the things you did for me I was blind to what I was doing to you or maybe I just didn't want to see. Now I'm standing here with my suitcase in my hands and so begins my journey in that far away, nowhere land. What awaits me is a mystery

Nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Behind Spider-Man's mask -- a new, multi-racial face August 03, 2011|By Chris Boyette, CNN In the Ultimate Universe of Marvel Comics, Peter Parker -- the original alter ego of Spider-Man -- is dead, and his replacement is a half-African-American, half-Latino teenager named Miles Morales. Wednesday, a new book -- Ultimate Comics Fallout #4 -- debuts, and the world will get to see the new web-slinging super hero. The book will be a glimpse into the Ultimate Comics universe after Peter Parker, when a new, multi-racial Spider-Man arrives on the scene. "He swings into action, kicks butt, and when he pulls back his mask, there is another face there," said Axel Alonso, editor in chief of Marvel Comics. "When the opportunity arose to create a new Spider-Man, we knew it had to be a character that represents the diversity -- in background and experience -- of the 21st centur

Newest Health Update As Of 9/27/2011
Hi , Just wanted to let you know what is going on.. Mom and I just got back from seeing my ( hematologist) , The results from the test that the (heart doc ) showed that I did have a "mild heart attack " back in Sept. The test showed small amt of damage to the right side of the heart . They think that what happened is a piece of one of the clots broke off and hit the right side of my heart and this is what caused it. They could not see any blockage or anything so they think that my body just pushed it through and my "heart said " you aren't going anywhere yet.. So no need for any type of procedure at this time. They are going to continue to treat me with ( carvedilol) which is a heart beta blocker .. What ever that is ..LOL.. So that is the latest . I go back and see the (heart doc)on Nov.4th. Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers .. Love you all . Tom

Felon
I just found out that someone I know was arrested last night. From what I heard he was arrested for possession and pills. At least that's what I got in a text about it. However, when you look him up on the jail site, they have him listed as a felon. I thought most of those cases were misdemeanors.... I've been trying to look up what he would have had to have done, drug related, in my state for it to be considered a felony, but I can't find it. Any ideas? I tried texting his wife, but she's not answering so I'm way out of th loop, lol. Which considering the arrest, I should be happy.

A Stationary Target
So I was watching a TV show last night, and they had someone who was catching a train to Phoenix from Grand Central Station. Now, I don't expect all the non New Yorkers to know it's actually Grand Central Terminal. Popular lexicon calls it Grand Central Station, and that's what people know it as. I just find it funny when TV shows, and there have been a lot of them; Law & Order SVU, Louie, and Castle, that have people taking trains to some remote destination from Grand Central. Here's the thing: Grand Central only runs commuter trains! Yeah you can take it to another state; Connecticut (not even Jersey) but you can't take it to Florida, Philadelphia, or Phoenix. If you want an Amtrak train, you have to take it from Penn Station. You can't even take a train from Grand Central to Penn Station (yet, they are working on a tunnel.) If you took a subway, you'd have to change trains to make it to Penn. I understand that most people don't know this part about NY, so I let it slide,

My Nightly Sexual Pleasures
You walk in the house and notice the lights are off candles litYou can even tell I’ve been cookinYou call out to me but you get no answerYou hear a sound and you can tell it’s running waterYou go to the bedroom and there are rose petals on the bedNow you know what lies aheadThere is a whip cream, strawberries, and bottle of champagne on the night standNow you really wanna know where I amYou call out to me and I walk in the roomYour mouth drops as you say oohIm standin there in a red nightie, red thong, and red pumpsReady to have a little funI begin to undress you , you say I love you booI say I love you tooI can tell you’ve had a long day so I sit you down and massage your back going down to your legs up to your stomach slowly working my way up to your neck carassing it then slowly start to kiss and give your neck a little tongue Then I ask if you’d help take this off meOf course you jump at the opportunity....... Then you start by tightly gropping me slowly pul

Summary - Day 320
December of last year (yeah, 320 days ago) I was hurt at work. I was sent to the clinic that my work uses to get my right shoulder looked at. Basically I walked out with a follow up appointment, ibuprofen 800s and light duty. Within the next 2 weeks I was there at least 4 times because the pain was getting worse and even bringing me to tears - which takes a lot.. after I got my wisdom teeth taken out I wasn't on any pain killers, and always watch when I get shots and blood taken. 2 weeks in I complained of back pain which was basically ignored...my restrictions were lightened to lifting no more than 10 lbs and still not being able to reach above my shoulder level. Ibuprofen 800 wasn't working so I was switched to Naproxen 550 I think it was. Around January 14th of this year I got fed up with being in so much pain and not getting any help. I was dripping sweat in 25-30 degree weather in just a tshirt and shorts while barely doing any work. Touching my collar bone made me want to cry

My Thoughts
Hiya:} As most of you that know me know I'm not big on blogs but had some thoughts i needed to get out of my head Most of you know me ,,,some better than others i joined fubar in sept of 2008 When top level was 30 ( and those people were few and far between btw) and new referrals were needed to get there I was a friends ref. Before most if any ability bling had been born,,,where (you old schools the few left} will recall we leveled doing something called rating,,Never a day went by that i didnt have a sore mouse finger from doing so Your fubar family back then took time to build as we all know the process of rotating friends occurs daily,,,it included people you actually like and cared about because family was everything ,,,helping family to level or whatever was needed was one of the main things The invention of ability bling changed fubars world forever i'm not gonna whine about it I simply am stating facts the invention of the auto which came 1st ,,it was hard to compete if yo

Tonight, I
got asked out on a date. Like, a real date. I think. I didn't know actions like this still occured. I think maybe I imagined the whole thing. At least, I hope I did 'cause I feel like a total ass for not wanting to date him.. him being this nice, cool guy and stuff, and me being the frigid escapist chick. Amanda doesn't date. Amanda doesn't know how. Aaaannnd Amanda is going to curl up and watch movies and come down from her Cinnamon Life sugar high and stop referring to herself in the third person. KTHXBAI! ps. Totally watched a theater screening of TMNT tonight, too. It was pretty cowabunga, dude.

My Views On How To Treat A Woman
1) Never take a woman for granted or neglect her. The moment you do, she’ll start scanning the field and you won’t know it. 2) Do not cheat on her, or cheat her. A woman’s revenge could be emotionally lethal. 3)Do not boss her around, push her to do anything she doesn’t want to do, or force her to give you ANYTHING. 4) Do not expect her to wait on you hand and foot. She will take your foot and put it in your hand. 5) Be appreciative for all she does for you and show her appreciation for being in YOUR life. When you start acting like she should be happy she is in YOUR life, she will go out to prove you otherwise. 6) Never lay a hand on her, unless it is to caress her. 7) Never make her second to anything. This is the biggest mistake any man can do. Don’t ever disrespect her or her family, even if she complains about them. It is OK for her to do it, but never for you. Remember this. 9) Always GIVE more than you take from her to stay a man in

Fubar Christmas Carol
O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CHANGING O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE WHY ARE LE BLING NEVER CHANGING NOT ONLY GREEN, WHEN KRISTINA'S HERE BUT ALSO BLUE, WHEN FACEBOOKS NEAR O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CHANGING THE PLEASURE THAT FUBAR GIVES ME LOVED AND LIKED WHEN IM A BOOMY BOMBED AND RATED WHEN IM GLOOMY O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE IF BABY J WOULD LOWER THE PONY I MYSELF WOULD GET SO HORNY O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE MORNING WITH HOPES OF BLING IN MY STOCKING NEW LEVELS THAT ARE UNLOCKING O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CHANGING DREAMS OF GIRLS THAT ARE UNBLOUSING PRETTY LEGS ALL ON MY MOUSY O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE SEND ME GOD MODES ALL THE BLING FOR THAT I WILL SHOW YOU MY DINGALING O FUBAR TREE, O FUBAR TREE WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING!!

A Chance To Dream
A Chance To Dream Waking up next to you, the greatest feeling I've ever known, the caress of your skin, the beauty in your eye's the greatest act of kindness ever shown. Was it just a fantasy or a vision of what was yet to be? what did I do, for it to come to me? Was the heart you gave me a loner or was it mine to keep? I don't want this feeling to end so I'll just go back to sleep. I hope that when I wake up things are exactly what they seem, where I wake up next to you, and it wasn't just a dream.

Kinda Nervous
I have to have a nuclear stress test over the next two days. According to my ekg...it appears that I had a heart atack some time back...The dr does not think this is the case, but wants to be safe. I am sort of nervous about it. Any of you jerks ever have one or know someone who did?

[the L Word]
Yup.Girl is a lesbian.That could've been useful information 2 months ago.Or-she totally did the "oh sorry I don't want to date you, here's a roundabout dishonest way to say so"There was no blowout, chair throwing, or table flippingjust smoldering disappointment.Who wants to dance around naked on camera for me?It -might- cheer me up.In other news my besty got his copy of Old Republic up and running. We got him out of the starting area already, I beat Portal in 2 hours (seriously, why is that game $10.00?) andSaints Row 3 has about 1/10th the content of Saints Row 2.... how the fuck do sequels keep winding up worse than their predecessors? They have winning formulasthey keep getting fucked up!I guess I'm working for my old man for a few days, I got called in to stack boxes on Thursday but I had other arrangements and plans... I fucking ALWAYS do on thursdayits called doing drugs and taking off my clothes....seriously thoughwho wants to get naked and cheer me up?I need just a tiny nudge o

Why Do I Delete?
People always ask my why I always delete my profile...you always come back. The answer is never as simple as the question. The most honest response I can give is that after awhile FUBAR makes me sick, it makes me hate myself, it takes all my worst qualities and amplifies them to a point where I cannot ignore them. I believe it is that point when I realize my ego (ego does not exist but it is a good descriptive term) is growing out of control, or my lust is consuming me, I just delete my profile thinking that will solve the problem. Well if I have learned anything about addiction (and yes fubar is an addiction for many even if you are addicted to yourself) running away does not solve the problem. Fubar does bring out the worst in most people for a variety of reasons. The entire game is made to bring out the worst in people, envy, lust, jealousy and the hilarity of it all is the harder you play the more you lose, money, real relationships and friendships. Obviously this is not the cas

Humans Fail
humans suck a lot. I realize this entire site is one big research study. I assume someone somewhere has the odds generated for others to be kind without expecting anything in return. It happens rarely that others give unconditionally. To those souls I send many positive thoughts. You are truly awesome humans! To the rest of you greed driven humans...see ya when I have something to offer you. ;)

Wanna Own Your Very Own Ellie??
My first ever Auction!!! (No Fu Bux Bids PLEASE) $19.99 and under1)Add you to top 7 friends2)1 pimp out3)Daily like, rate, comment, and shitface if needed4)Rate 250 photos an 115)Add to custom list to see my teaser photos$49.99 and under1)All previous offers2)Family add3)Bling of my choice4)Two more pimp outs 5)Will add "Owned by" to my name6)Will give you my points for 12 hours $99.99 and under1)All previous offers2)Added to top 7 family3)Added to yahoo messenger4)Three more Pimp outs ( a total of 6)5)Will give you my points while I run ability bling6)Three Cell phone videos of me. 7)Will add your name and photo to my about me section$249.99 and under

Yay For Happy Stuffs N Things!!!
happiness number ONE only one more week and I have MY house back again happiness number TWO I get to go to a killer expo and take some classes next week, one class is being taught by my MENTOR!! happiness number THREE I just booked my bus ticket to the geo caves happiness number FOUR I will be in the hills and will be taking photos of the old mines n stuffs happiness number FIVE...HIKING FTW!!! *spins* Life is good, no matter how "poor" we are we can still experience it, if we have our health... Life is good

Watching Myself
I was watching myself today. I noticed something that confused me. I was a lot happier and in an allover better mood. Stupid people pissed me off less, and I brushed off all the negative things that happened. So I started wondering why. Obviously, it's uncharacteristic of me not to be annoyed by stupid people. I may usually be in a good mood, but I was borderline giddy! I thought hard, and I think I figured out why. Last night I had an intelligent conversation with somebody that lasted hours. I haven't been able to do that for a very long time. I realized that I crave to socialize with people of the same mindset. Growing up, I could just talk to my dad. Nowadays, however, he's busy working three jobs and I am scared to bother him. As a result, it is increasingly difficult to find someone who thinks similarly to me and I become an easily upset person. This conversation was exactly what I needed to become the old me, and it couldn't have come at a better time. Stress increases by the

I Sense A Disturbance In The Force
I have noted a growing trend that I find very disturbing. Lately it seems that the death of any person who has gained notoriety in their particular field is soon followed by emotion-driven meme campaigns about soldiers. Do the soldiers deserve our respect?Is the loss of the life of a soldier a sad event worthy of honoring? Of course so, in both cases. However, it is a dangerous precedent we set when we begin declaring that soldiers are the only deaths that matter and that soldiers are the only people who deserve respect or are capable of inspiring people by what they do.

Beleiver
Believer He never believed in anything like miracles and such, for him it seemed like the whole world suddenly lost all touch. He saw a world in chaos He saw a world at war, He used to believe in peace on Earth but now that doesn't exist anymore. One day he went for a walk just to clear his head, then he saw someone having trouble with their car, instead of ignoring them, he helped them out instead. When he opened the hood it was worse than he thought after looking at the transmission he could tell it was completely shot. So piece by piece he took that engine apart put it back together, then that engine once again would start. He tried to pay his rescuer, who helped him

On This Special Day
On This Special Day On This Special Day we remember those that have gone away. Here in spirit and here in our heart in our lives they'll always be a part. They watch over us from Heaven above, we feel their presence we feel their love. Their spirit watches over us, like they've always done, as we start a new beginning and two hearts become one. As day becomes night and night becomes day together we remember those that will forever be with us on this special day.

Me Gusta Las Puntas
I really have a love/hate relationship with women. Oh I love women, I do, but don't get me wrong I hate them too. Let me give you a little example here, lets say you are a woman with what we would call in geological terms "Grand Tetons." How could you not love that? You can't, anyone who says they don't is a liar. Now, if you are the same woman, and you want to show them off, again, theres nothing wrong with that, you got it flaunt it. Now, again, same woman, flaunting, first date with an awesome guy, again, no sin in the flaunting. Here's where the problem sets in, you are doing everything to draw attention to these assets of yours for the express purpose of holding it against me in a court of your mind. I am sure there are plenty of other places you could put your sunglasses. That's alright hun, I know your game, see this is me, not looking, take that! P.s. If you wanna test me, lets see how many dates you're going to go without a good night kiss. You wanna play poker

We'll Call Her Jane...
Blessings, Good Fortune, Strength and Peace... I've decided to dedicate a blog to the wonderful people that cross my path for reasons I will not question, but will cherish and remember because I grew from the experience... Jane; We'll just call her that, I haven't caught her "real" name... She works at the gas station that I sometimes grab a coffee or a naked juice from when I'm waiting for my second bus in the morning. The first day we crossed paths I was going in for a coffee and she was cleaning the counter, I grabbed a napkin and began to clean up the mess from the lid of my travel cup "now, you stop that sweetie!" I turned to see this gorgeous face beaming up with a smile. "A smile beaming face at a gas station (I thought to myself) odd". "Good Morning" I reply "I can't leave a mess, you just cleaned up a mess!" "I'm very use to it sweetie" she sings back to me...."WOW (I think to myself again) someone who is into customer service as much as I am!!! We chat a bit more abou

A Thanks Of Sorts
as the time gets closer and the longer i am off my estrogen i start to get all emotional, so now may be the only time i can do this. so here goes i nt to personally thank each and everyone of you for being a friend and helping me through this process to align my mind and body, i understand that this has been hard on you as well, im sure i am the first and only transsexuak you know or have gotten to know on a personal level. i have tried to keep a sense ofhumor and humility when it comes to everything and i think that maybe sometimes i joke a little to much or come off as having a huge ego. this could not be further from the truth. those that know me know me as a very shy and anti social person who keeps her head down as to not look at people in the eye. i have become more open thanks to the mummers (see good does come from mummers). i am trying to keep it all together these last few weeks and i may not say it but my nerves are shot, this is a mix of pure fear and excitement. and since

Great News!!!
My brother went in for his tests today....and found out that there is NO mass in his stomach and that the ultrasound was wrong! And that the intestinal tear is healing itself! He just has to take it easy with eating and finish up his antibiotics and he'll be good to go! YAY!!!!!!

The Return Of Sarge's Bad Girls Is Official
Ready Or Not Sarge's Bad Girls Are Back With A Vengeance. If You Were A Part Of SBG's When I Originally Had Them And Want To Be A Part Again Let Me Know. If You Want To Join Let Me Know. I will have a few rules to start out 1. Must Make An SBG Salute. SFW Or NSFW Or Both. Your Choice. Be Creative 2.Must Have SBG Pic Folder. And SBG In Your Name Or On Your Page Somewhere. 3. Add Me To Your Family. 4. Help Each Other In Anyway We Can. 5. I Will Be Choosing A Day As SBG Day, On That Day Everyone Wears Their Tags And Puts In Status That It Is SBG Day Or Something Saying They Are Part Of SBG's 6. Will Need To R/F/A/L/ All Members Of Sarges Bad Girls.. Don't Want To Do That You Can Not Join. 7. There Will Be NO DRAMA When you agree to these rules I will add your link to my profile. If you are interested in joining you can contact either myself on this page or the Sarge's Bad Girls Page Sarges Bad Girls

Notecards And Boxes For Sale!!
I made an album of the note cards and boxes I currently have for sale. I'll be adding to this album as I increase my inventory. http://fubar.com/boxes-and-cards-my-designs-art/album-961252-2513872 Note cards are 5x7 and are blank on the inside. Please send me a private message or comment on this blog if you are interested in pricing and/or dimensions of boxes. ALL of my designs (located in "YOU inspire Me" and "some of my photos and graphics") are available for box designs, note cards and larger prints (canvas and poster) Ideas are welcome :) PoSTaL

*blink*
older message >> reply forward back to folder move to Saved delete from: loveeachother Dallas, TX subject: :) you Beautiful xoooO :) received: 06/5/2012 06:04 am replied: no block this member Hello xoxoO! I am Aaron, wonderful that we are to cross path! grateful i am, a benefit im sure is rewarding as already. I am honest and hope that honesty dose not offend as so with most a common trend. as we All have a gift for another a devine purpose to see/grasp or not is optional to each, Whatever happens simply was/is ment to be So the same here have many endless huggs, smiles & perfect warm moist kissies "Everywhere!" Such a Lovely thought! All that is good is good! in hopes of that which is good you are not frightend by and mentioned now/firstly as a sort of weeding out. i battle not the truth i Live so have not fear in of me nor bow to and feel sorry for those that call it sleep-walking dreaming to live and angry at those that do

Lets Try This Out Just Once
I want to rub my fingers thru your hair slightly pulling and kiss you on the neck, lick down your adams apple stopping at your nipples, licking and sucking, MMMMoaning, going to your hips going back and forth. As I lick your hips I will rub your chest lightly scratching, go down with my mouth and lick the tip of your cock blow on you lightly, MMMMMMoan a little, then go back up to your nipples, licking, and sucking each nipple reaching down with my hand and stroke your cock nice and slow. Then I will straddle your waist sliding back to were you can feel me, but not have me, slowly moving my hips back and forth and in circles, tease the tip of your cock..... I place your hands on my breast having you lightly squeesing and rubbing.... As I arch my back and put my head back OH GOD, I will impale myself on to your cock riding you nice and slow, moaning, speed up until I cum all over your cock. MMMMMM feels so good MMMMMMMM. Then I will get off and suck your cock nice and slow, licking, de

Yay!!!!
My step kids are coming home today! The guardian ad lidam decided that their mom was fabricating everything and also found out that their mom has been living with the pedo who sexually assaulted my step daughter when she was 6 and has been making the kids lie about staying with him. I'm glad they are coming home...but all I want to do is beat the shit out of that cunt right now. How in the world can you make your daughter live with the person who stole her innocence? Seriously...who does this?!!? It's just unreal. I don't know how my husband is even keeping his cool about it right now.

Could Not.
I hope you're here when I wake up.Whiskey bottomed out. Now I'm stuck on down times and an unerring sense of good.Yellow light is wandering through my window, sick wet air is adding ten pounds to everything.I don't think.The crazy jazz of morning hung over is clashing with each uneven step.Slept right through churchand two games.I'd wait for the day to stop spinning, but we're already on the final approach to orange dusk.Resume the pursuit.Numb.Still.Cool.What will we talk aboutwhen you're over ignoring meand I'm done wanting you.

Cheater Cheater?...
..People assume because I'm not here at night anymore by my own choice that I don't know what's going on and people can do some downright stupid shit. For the record, I don't know these people below nor really care to. But when something isn't right, it ain't right...I want you all to take a look at these screenshots and let me know what you think: ...I've heard this is going on alot, it's some variety of a glitch in the family boost feature. If you see any more of these, feel free to get your PROOF and send it here. Why I keep having to explain what proof is I don't know but...Admin is looking into this and from what I understand, it will be fixed and repeat/serious offenders could face a reset to zero - because if it is being done to manipulate rates- it is cheating. Kinda makes the silly green game irrelevant huh? Have a happy humpin day and leave your thoughts, comments below...peace.

To My Little Sister,
I wanted to let you know how very much you are loved. I'm not saying this for any particular reason, other than I think you should know how incredibly wonderful you are. And that someone in you life ( namely me... Your Big sister and best friend for the fast 39 years) feels overwhelmingly grateful for you. The top seven reason that you are wonderful. I LOVE YOU! Sister Marilyn

Trick Or Treat And Autumn Leaves Started Early This Year. Eh
This girl takes Trick or Treat to new heights. For one she is fake as fuck. I know this because I have seen these pictures before. When she is ask to do a salute it is the old ( I don't have to prove who I am ). Now this whoever girl also claims she has bought a ticket to go see her man Trick or Treat, now we all know something will happen and she can't make it. She is probably make it a late date so she can jerk his chain some more. Here is the proof on that. Now for one I did pimp hand the shit out of her, one right after the other. So hilarious her status comments were to fucking funny. This bitch had the nerve to go to my fu-hubby to stir up shit, so yea I did pimp hand her, the funny thing is he already knew about everything. Now her so-called soon to be hubby on fu was a friend of mine. I am saddened how she has convinced him she is real. I guess we will know soon. *Cough bullshit*. I never go after anyone unless they approach me first or do something to me or stick

For Anyone Who Wants To Know...
It's been quite sometime, I've missed you guyz so much! In case anyone is wondering, I have been sick as hell for almost a damn year. I've had so many tests done the nurses at the hospital basically have a room for me. First they thought it was Lupus, then RA, hell, I've been tested three times this year for that, which it's not, thank God. It's CFS which is a bitch but I'm finally ok now, sorta, lol. I want to thank my fam for sticking by me. Mona and Chopper always kept in touch, I love my fu fam! The last time I thought I'd be back I told Rap and Stonez that I would be on the next day, well the next day I was in the hospital for a week. They couldn't figure out why I was in crazy pain and they transfered me toa hospital in another city where I ended up having my gallbladder removed. Anyway, I think I'm back now. I just wanna thank all my fam who is still fam, and all my friends who keep me on their list even though they know I'm usually in photoshop when I'm on :) Also, I owe a few

I Little Poem I Wrote (no Homo)
Only for you I'd forsake the sun, I'd kill anyone, kiss my loaded gun, live on the run.Leave your secrets in my flesh, Leave them all and nothing less, Its my soul you wish to testReach your claws into my dreams, Shred them all,make them scream, forget about dignity, make me bleedplant your seed.Steal my life and all my hopes, no oneknows, as you PLEASE just come and go.Make the darkness my humble home, upon your throne.Take me like a hungry shark, torn apart.I loved the agony from the start,rip my chest and take my heart, just take my heart, just take my heart.Make your sex my hangmans noose, tie your knotdon't make it loose. Kich the chair from out my shoessmile at me, dont hide your truthMouth the words I love to hear,"love love you baby" grin ear to ear.Watch me choke my death is near,just ignore my bloody tearsSpin your lies in jagged lines,criticize thru bright blue eyessteal from me my chance to flybreak my wings, sing lullubys.harbor glee you brought demise with a few false spo

More Lies....from Mr. Hope And Change.
More Lies and Failures from the Obama Administration today (and recently) include: 1. Emails have come out stating that the White House was aware that Libya was terror-related and not in response to a video making fun of Islam. What this means is that not only did him and his staff lie to the American people over and over again, he lied to the world. 2. They refuse to label the Ft. Hood massacre a "terrorist act," instead calling it "workplace violence" which with that classification denied our brave men and women that sacrificed and fought back the terrorist, i mean screaming "allah ackbar" or however you spell it, you know, is workplace violence just like someone throwing a coffee pot at someone - at least according to them. 3. Stock market tanking two days in a row. Why is this? People are realizing there is a chance Obama could win re-election, leaving Obamacare and therefore adding a 3.8% tax on investment income. This includes your 401ks - people are starting to sell-off

Halloween 2012!!!! Salutes Salutes Salutes!!
Hello everyone!!!! Today has been an amazing day! :) I hope you've had a good one..if not....piss on it and start fresh tomorrow! I'm entered in the fubar Halloween 2012 contest now and I would totally appreciate your comments and votes!! Here is the link; http://www.fubar.com/halloween-costume-contest-2012/photo-8262179-2574396-4106937457 They are still taking entries....sooooo ENTER ENTER ENTER!! and rate/comment me..hehe *evil grin* I'm relaxing for a few and then I will "turn my open sign on" and begin taking "fufortune" salutes! Should be a fun night to end a fun day!!! UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!! Half of the salutes I made last evening turned out stinky (you can't read them) So, I will be taking salutes agan on Halloween (Wed) don't get your panties wadded...you may already have a fu fortune salute in the works...js. xxoo ~Summer I'm glad this costume is comfy...js...

Panties Panties
Jay BlaZe Buzz: buzzed Level: Insider (23) Gender: Male, ? Location: Grand Rapids, MI Status: could uses a few drinks......rates....likes........etc.....etc.... 10:57am Jay BlaZe: hi there.....was wondering if you might be willing to help me with my panty fetish?????? please? 11:24am FvckingCan...: It will cost you! 11:27am Jay BlaZe: and whats that????? was just curious as to what ones on now 11:47am FvckingCan...: Send me a polisher then we shall talk.

Before And Now
in 2010 this was me... this is now Still have a lot to go but for some reason talking to a friend and showing her that it suddenly hit me how far i have come... January 1st.. time to start again... still have a LONG way to go.. but its a difference... and i can't believe i am posting that picture on this site...

Fake Of The Day 1/17/2013
Yes, I've been slacking on the stupid. Here's today's "Fake of the Day:" TimJackson@ fubar Really now son? Check out this lack of salute... The reason that there is no salute is because the person this profile is claiming to be is actually Tom Hardy: Cmon people. Think haha. Peace.

Things To Do On Fubar When You Are Bored 101
Here's some fun things to do on Fubar if you can't find anyone to talk to or interact with on any kind of a meaningful level other than to trade families, con out of bling, beg for bling, etc, etc...I do a bunch of these myself... 1. Polish bling of people running God Modes that don't have you in their families while also not rating them. 2. Like People running God Modes with or without Rockstars that don't have you in their families while also not rating them. 3. Rating boomerangs that don't have a famplifier attached. 4. Just liking and not rating someone running a famplifier that doesn't have you in their family. 5. Viewing the mumms and leaving random snarky comments. 6. Counting and logging fake profiles. 7. Busting fakes and blogging them. 8. Going into lounges to see if there's anything worthwhile to see on cam, if not just leave. 9. Forgetting the bulletin board exists. This just comes naturally these days. 10. Unfanning people that you have fanned

In A Hurry To Get Home To Log Into Fubar
The thing that is so annoying about slow people isn't necessarily the fact that they are slow but that they always seem to be slow IN THE WAY. Even when there is more than enough room they somehow strategically position themselves in such a way as to block access for you to be able to get around them causing you to either be forced to go their slow speed or look like a giant asshole trying to whip around them. Personally I opt for the latter. Anyway, if you are retarded and slow no one is forcing you to speed up...just get the fuck out of my way.

Rose
Behind a haze, the Boston skyline is muted. Gulls circle above me, and thirty-one floors below, someone plays a bagpipe. A mournful song makes its way to my window. Sixteen years ago today, my brother died. And today, Rose, my beloved chicken, died. My heart is broken, not so much because she died - we all do - but because I was not there with her. May you stay close to the ones you love, hold them tight. xoxo

Fb Related Question
There's a guy I do not like anywhere near my FB profile. I block him repeatedly (I've blocked all persons with his name) but he keeps on making accounts just to message me and save my cover pics. He finds me because he's saved the link to my profile. It's getting absurd now as he simply does not get that I really do not want anything to do with him. Here's my Q for ya...if I change my fb name..will the link also change???

Thevoice & Constant Motion Radio
Just a little forewarning to those who have thought about visiting the lounge known as Constant Motion Radio which is owned by Ryan Gartland aka TheVoice. At first Ryan might seem like a decent person but trust me he is not in the least bit decent nor sane. He has gotten upset over trivial things and from what i've seen he's quite talented at manipulating his lounge members into believing whatever he says is the truth. Now i am usually fair minded, kind and will work with you to solve any issue i have with you. However when you try to do this with Ryan he instantly spams your sb with how childish, emo, and stupid you are along with how he'd kick your ass if he was close. Now first i know most of the people on fubar who say stuff like that are nothing more then internet gangsters, for once i wish Ryan would prove me wrong so i could make a example out of him but even in a match with me he is to fat and unhealthy to provide even a minial challenge. Ryan also has several reports written

Blow Me Another Job
Dear Ninja, My girlfriend recently returned back to the workforce and wants a foot rub tonight. Should I give her the foot rub before or after she gives me a blow job?This question is way too important to leave to the MuMMs. They fuck up everything. ~Dr. X Dear Dr. I don't see why it can't happen simultaneously. Although, if one must come first, I'd have to say the rub before the tug. Most guys hit the sheets quickly after release, so unless you have a ball of energy behind that ball of spunk, she cums first, every time. PS, to make your spunk sweeter, make sure you get your daily pineapple. Or you can try this Super Spunk Smoothie: 1 cup of pineapple, fresh or canned 1 banana, frozen 1 cup of apple juice 1/2 teaspoon of ginger 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract 2 tablespoons of honey Good luck ;)

Taking It All Off
I'm wanting a guy's opinion on this. Seeing as I'm not a male, it's hard for me to really understand. Women, some of us are sneaky little bitches. Yes...I said it. The scene a bar with plenty of drinks going around. Things are going GREAT! This guy thinks he's picking up a "10". He knows he's getting laid. They go back to whichever place is closer. They have, what he thinks is the best sex he's had in his life.....now this could be from all the alcohol in his system or it really was good. We will never know this part for sure...... Anyway, people are just too drunk to get home...or they pass out right after the deed is done. The next morning/afternoon the man wakes up (the woman is still out). The only thing he remembers is taking home/going home with the sexiest woman in the bar. He rolls over to get a fresh look and admire the "score" of the night........ What does he see? Not the woman he thought he left with. He's panicing...how did this thing get in the bed. He st

The "ultimate Kinky Sex Quiz"
http://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=the-ultimate-kinky-sex-quiz Post Your Results. I Got Things Started. Your Result Super Freak! You are so kinky that you can make porn stars blush and Rick James would bow down to you! In fact, you probably keep a duffle bag with sex toys and a blow up doll in your car for "just in case" don't you? There is nothing you won't try and you live your sex life to the fullest!

Between Us....
People are idiots. 11:32am SaD SPiDeY: Hi hun. Between u & me .. If your alone & would like to watch me play on webcam for you.. 1on1.. Message me sometime ... 11:34am Per: what in the world would make you think that I would want to see you "play on your webcam"? 11:34am SaD SPiDeY: Nothing would make me think you would. I simply thought you looked sexy as fuck & figured i'd ask 11:36am SaD SPiDeY: & You are really gorgeous hun 11:41am Per: How many times has that worked for you? 11:47am SaD SPiDeY: Over 10 11:47am Per: Riiiiight. 11:51am SaD SPiDeY: mHM You no believe me ? 11:54am Per: Nope. I don't see how any person would think that telling someone you want to 'play on cam' would be attractive. You seem like a desperate idoiot. Since you have 'over 10' people that were lame enough to get on cam with you before. Maybe they will again. Or were you so small that yo couldn't hold their a

Tomorrow Is My Birthday Another New Day To Be Alive
I was Born On Oct 7 1948 At 2:01 Pm Chicago Illinois To Thomas Schmitz & Margaret Horton ... I'm Thankful For Them Bringin Me Into This World Teachin Me Who I'm And Became ... God Hasn't Given Me Any More Than I Can Not Handle From Losing a Son Understanding The Meaning Of Why ... My Other Two Son's Are Military And Yes I'm a Very Proud Miitary Mom Who Wouldn't Be ... Getting Back To My Birthday Not Going To Be Broadcasting It I'm Thankful To Beable To See Another New Day And To Breath And Thankful I'm Alive & Have Such Lovin Amazing Friends I Can Call My Angel's And I Thank you For Being In My Life Even When I'm Bitchy Or Silly Or Even Goofy You All Except Me For Me And That In Its Self Is My Birthday Present ... Its Just a Number But It Has Not Tied Me Down Or Changed Me If Anything Made Me Full Of Energy Good Heatlh And Thank You God For The Good Days And Bad ... I'm Not a Material Person I'm Down To Earth I Would Give The Shirt Off My Back If Needed I Help My Friends When I Can . B

Lance Is Still Bitching About Things.
Rain. Fucking rain! If it's raining outside, it's like my computer turns on by itself, switches over to YouTube and pulls out some random Adele song and before you know it, I'm standing at my window looking at the rain and nodding along to some Adele song that I don't technically know. It's weird, but I feel like the rest of the world is doing it, too. It doesn't matter which one. All of Adele's songs are perfect for standing at your window and looking at the rain. And that's remarkable to me. There hasn't been a single artist that I know of who somehow made music exclusively for a single specific activity (apart from Marvin Gaye and sex). But Adele did. She made an entire album of "Stand at Your Window, Look at the Rain and Reflect on your shitty Past Relationships" music. It's like she's hypnotized me/us. I don't care if you don't like Adele. I'm not sure if I even like Adele. I just know that, when it rains, I need her rough, powerful voice to come belting out of my speakers and

The Return Of The Master Of Past And Present
So yes, it seems as if I am going to actually stay this time. Well at least until I use all my bling credits anyways. hahaha I even went so far as to submit a salute. :P I figured I would write some kind of blog to let all of you know why I left over a year ago, and what I have been upto in the mean time. At the time that I left, I had just started a new job with Walmart, and really needed to focus on me at that point and rebuilding a real life for myself. I was selling wireless phones, and I actually did keep that job for an entire year. I now loathe working in retail, and left the company back in early June. The reason I left is that my yearly review came back that I was punctual, hard-working, and that I always completed my tasks, but was undeserving of a raise. That is Sam's house of ill repute for you though. I was nice and gave them a three weeks notice, and at that point packed up, and attempted to move back to Florida. This time I chose Pensacola beach because I needed a bit o

Even More Pointless Voicemails I Leave For People.
See, after listening to this, don't you with I would leave YOU voicemails in the wee hours of the morning. https://soundcloud.com/noname-noslogan/playdough-balls-at-yo-mouf

It's About Time!
Well, it's about time LostCherry added blogs!!!! And just in time too. Cause I got a big announcement. I'm going back to school!!!! (Seriously, I am!) I'll be going for computer information systems. I start in four weeks. Am I excited? Hell yeah I am! Anyway, wish me luck!!!!

What The Fuck!!
Well now maybe I can start getting some points for all the bullshit email I get. Oh yeah and the lovely little emails I get from the pervs of the universe. I decided I am happy about this. Maybe, we will see how many blog wars erupt. Oh well, at least it will stay off my bulletin board. Man, what the fuck am I going to complain about now. P.S. Your Penis, My Ass. Goodtimes.

Friends
AS WE HAVE ALL LEARNED, FRIENDS COME AND GO...SOME ARE HERE FOR A SHORT TIME AND SOME ARE HERE THROUGH IT ALL. IF YOU ARE LIKE ME, YOU HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO FIND SOME REALLY GREAT FRIENDS HERE ON LC. AND THESE ARE THE ONES THAT YOU NEVER WANT TO LET GO OF. SOME OF US HAVE EVEN BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO FIND LOVE HERE. I KNOW THAT WITHOUT THE FRIENDS THAT I HAVE MADE HERE, I WOULD NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH THAT I HAVE. I HOPE THAT EACH OF YOU HAS BEEN AS BLESSED AS I HAVE. A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK OF LC AS FAKE...FAKE PEOPLE, FAKE FRIENDS, AND FAKE FEELINGS...WELL I FOR ONE HAVE FOUND SOME VERY REAL PEOPLE, HAVE MADE SOME REAL FRIENDS AND HAVE DEVELOPED SOME VERY REAL FEELINGS. SO, WHEN YOU GO INTO THIS THINKING THAT NOTHING ON HERE IS REAL...WELL, YOU WILL GET NOTHING REAL OUT OF IT. SO, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DOUBT, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY MAYBE IT WILL HELP YOU TO SEE THAT NOT EVERYONE ON HERE IS FAKE...ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT COMPUTER ZONE, IS A REAL HUMAN BEING THAT YOU

Poem: Panic
Panic Thoughts racing trough my mind Happy memories keeping me smiling Thoughts of pleasing others ,seeing them happy Making me eager to do anything Time passing by quickly,as its not noticed Knowing this is the way it should always be. Worries, the slightest thing that bothers you. Music and Television are on and not heard Why did I do that? What did I do wrong? Cannot turn the clock back, damn ,wish I could Sleep is just not possible things needing sorted Where are the happy days, make them come back Having to get things into perspective Getting control and not carried away Calmness like the moment just before sleep Knowing that things are all right Sitting for ten minutes nothing to do Deep breaths ,count to ten, and relax

A Rant By Skittles
This is a repost, or should I say reblog, of a blog written by one of my best friends, Jillie, a.k.a. Skittles. Let me just say that she is, without a doubt, one of the most beautiful people I know, inside and out. And I can tell you from my own personal observations that she has NOOOOO problems getting the men-folk hot and bothered. In just the last month, alot of new people have come to LC, and I've noticed a serious decline in LC etiquette and just plain common courtesy. Come on people! If a person's body-type is not to your liking, just move on! Eventually, we will all be eaten by worms and it won't matter what you look like!!! And now, Jillie's blog: Okay I have a couple of revelations to share with you all... 1. I am not a thin woman. I am a BBW or you can just call me fat, thick whatever.(I have no shame in who I am) I am not Barbie. I never claimed to be Barbie and you know what I am okay with that. I am beautiful and I feel beautiful and that is all that matte

Did Your Alert Section Bring You Here?
Awww I adore the smell of bitching in the morning. It's a mixture of bullshit and woman STD infested twat. Puss smells excellent. So, of course, we have new features. I want to talk about the great little blog area which is little by little taking the bullshit I used to have to see all over my bulletin board. Now it has been replaced with nothing but little jokes and the occasional little "Hi, I have my twat lips hanging out of my g string, come take a look." Too bad some of the blogs I have come to see are totally worthless. I won't even bother with it due to the fact that I am just extremely happy to be able to choose if I want to see your face on my screen everyday. Ok, let's have a little about the bitching here. Everyone is complaining. Omg, my whole alert area is filled with Jack MyAss wrote another blog and I don't care. I want to be able to subscribe so I only get alerts from those I want to see. Yeah and maybe they should do it next so that way you can get past the b

Here And Now
i sit in my lonliest days wondering whats to come...as i sit and watch the ppl walking by i see the smiles and joyful happiness they feel and wonder what its like...but as i stand they look in fear at me for the pain and torture i have endured in life shows on my face like blood pouring...then the angel comes to me and says clean off the blood ur pain is gone and i say it will never be gone...she looks at me and begs me to cease in the torture i put the lonely souls like myself in ...but all i can do is look at her with my bright red eyes my shard pointed teeth and say its to late to stop whats already been done

Have You Ever? Because I Have
This is a poem I wrote that I hope you like. It's just something sad but my feelings. ************************************************* "Have You Ever? Because I Have" Have you ever thought that the day was rough? Because I have Have you ever wanted to just close yourself from the world? Because I have Have you ever tried to change to make others happy? Because I have Have you ever hurt so bad you just cried all day? Because I have Have you ever been in love and then wound up with a broken heart? Because I have Have you ever wished you could make everyone happy? Because I have Have you ever wondered what it was like to be popular? Because I have Have you ever thought of what could have been? Because I have Have you ever wished you could turn back time? Because I have Have you ever wondered what goes through everyone's mind? Because I have Have you ever been stressed so bad you just want people to go away? Because I have Have you ever felt like the world was again

Showing Love
It might just be me, but things don't seem right anymore. I see so many Cherries, Good People, that go outta there way to show lots of love for everyone who gets whored out. Yet those peole are at the same levels they were a month ago. The love is never returned. I see Cherries getting lots of attention, but never show their appreciation. Alot of Cherries leveling up every other day while the people who help them level hardly go anywhere or even get a thanks. I guess its just me...the way I'm seeing things. For those of you who have shown the love and haven't gotten any in return let me know. I will do all I can to show you appreciation and help ya'll level even if I have to spend all day comment bombing like I use to. ~Clandestine

As Long As You Donate My Organs To The Zombies.
This was posted awhile ago on another site I use quite often. I would tell you what it is but you are not worthy :P. Well now that you think that I am trying to be all high and mighty. How about killing me. How does one actually go about killing a Darlingmisfit? You see, a regular shooting in the face or stabbing in the back is not good enough for me. Oh no no no. I would hate for people to talk about that for the rest of their lives. Bastards. My Wife's (this means best friend in my world)answer-I would sit on your face until I drowned you to death with my womenly goo. :) I like this answer. P.S. you can find her here. http://www.myspace.com/fahqtwo Here are a some of my other favorites. Phillip i would force glenn danzig to eat you alive, starting with your toes so you had enough time to enjoy it. Zeke How about we lock you in a room with Project 1950 playing over the sound system and wait for you to kill yourself... maybe. CB The same way i'v

Funniest Blog You'll Ever Read
Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius, he say: "Shit happens". Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Islam #2: If shit happens, take another hostage. Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work. Creationism: God made all shit. Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit. Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. Utopianism: This shit does not stink. Darwinism: This shit was once food. Capitalism

Damn I Miss It
It was only alittle over 2 yrs ago I thought I was with the woman I would spend the rest of my life with. I was so in love with her it was scary. Well that's gone now, we both grew and just decided we weren't for each other anymore. So now I sit here and wonder will I be in love again. I meet someone about a yr ago I thought I fell in love with but it just wasn't ever really there. I keep meeting girls that I think are amazing but live way to far away. Not having much luck around where I live, I meet someone I like and either they are already with someone else or just end up not being my type. Well to all of you out there that have someone you love good for you and make sure you cherish it. Love is a beautiful thing. Chris

Lc Vs. Myspace
I have been on LC for only a month and most people on here seem to care about your feeling so much more then the people I know on MySpace where I have been for 1 and a half years. You people are so cool and please let's not let this site turn into a MySpace. Chris

Swore I'd Never Do It
I swore I would never dye my hair. Well, I did it. At first it was just going to be temporary but I decided to keep it this color. Bye bye to the blonde hair and hello to the brown. Now I look more like my dad than ever. Hey, I'm happy with it and that is all that matters right? Actually, I got complimented from my family a lot so it was definitely worth it.

Need A Photographer!
Ok, so we REALLY want to take more new pics, and we will, BUT, we were thinking it'd be nice to have someone else take them for us to get pics of the different angles that we can't get ourselves!!! We wanted to know if anyone (can be a man or a couple) would be willing to take them for us?? Not sure when this would be, as we'd take a mini-vacation and get a hotel room somewhere, but curious who would be willing so we'd have an idea on locations to look at for vaca! We are not looking for anyone to join in (this time), we just want new pics of us. If you need to get off watching us, that's cool, as long as the pics are taken first! LOL!! Let us know!

Closure
This last week has been tough,,,,,,,, My exhusband(Dave) that I was with for 17 years was shot and killed by police in illinois. He was suicidal (which I had him committed in 2000 due to an attempt) I have learned alot in the last few days that my head is spinning. At first I felt guilt that if I didn't leave him...he would be alive...Then I had people tell me that my daughter or myself would probably would of been dead by now.Down in I know I did the right thing. I had also found out that it was his girlfriend that destroyed the relationship between Dave and our daughter...She even had our daughter non exsistent when it came to the next of kin...That was giving the coroner my divorce paper and it shot down the girlfriends claims. My daughter's wishes was to have him in Wi..with his parents. So yesterday I went and signed all the papers...He will be cremated , and a memorial service will be later this week after i deal with the funeral home here. I went to meet with my priest to di

Damnit!!
My car is getting looked at because there is most definately SOMETHING wrong with it. How do I know? Because it has been making this weird thump-crack-pop like noise when I make turns, and today when I was at a stop sign it magically started jerking forward! I paid $100 for a battery for it 2 DAYS BEFORE I LEFT FOR VACATION! and just got the credit card bill in the mail for that. I am also STILL missing my driver's side mirror (May the person who knocked it off and drove away burn in hell!). IF whatever is wrong with my car costs more than $150, I am jumping off a bridge! Feel free to make a donation to the "Sarah's Car Fucking Sucks!" Fund GOODNIGHT!!

New Wives
i am just venting here, ok? i got an e-mail from my ex's wife. she says i do not love my son. wow- based on what, you may ask? hmmm- the fact that i work a lot. wow- didn't know it was wrong!!!! i work to take care of my kids. if some ppl could be bothered with such things as child support maybe i wouldn't have to. because i make more money than you is no excuse not to adhere to your court order. i have busted my ass to get where i am at work. i will not be made to feel like a bad mom because of it. i have now decided to cut off all visitation until all court ordered child support is paid. can someone plzzzz tell me if you think i am wrong??? the amount is over $20,000. IT HAS BEEN 3 YEARS. how much abuse do i need to take before i say enough. i have had it. they want to let me know how good they are doing with their 3 stores, and all their vehicles, and say i love my son in the little bit i am capable of----god i am sooooooooooooo pisssed off

I Made It!!!!!!
Well I made it to Japan!!! I definitely suggest traveling World Business Class if you fly overseas. To start off, you get to enter the plane first, then when you take your seat you get a drink, in our case it was a choice of Beer, Water, or Champagne (I had the beer of course). Then the seats, OMG they massage you, they turn into beds, the have their own TV's with like 17 different movies you can choose from (I watched The Sentinel, X-Men Last Stand, Nacho Libre, and Little Nemo). Then the food; Dinner for me was Curry Chicken and sides, Then dessert was Ice Cream and fruit, then for breakfast (yes it was backwards) I had a ham and swiss omelet. Plus all the alcohol you could drink. Which I did!!! As far as turbulence, it wasn't to bad, we got knocked around a little, but I slept through all that. When we got to the airport, we went through customs without a hitch, then Goto (pronounced GO - toe) met us and took us to Toyota City. We stopped at a grocery, to pick up a few supplies, and

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 2~*
oyeahcomon: Hi piercedqt: Hi - Who is this? ohyeahcomon: I'm Victor ohyeahcomon: Victor for Barcelona piercedqt: Oh hi - How the hell did you find my name on Yahoo? ohyeahcomon: Oh don't worry, close you eyes and wish a star. oyeahcomon: i closed my eyed and my wish came true piercedqt: Ok I'm closing my eyes and wishing for a hundred bucks oyeahcomon: well ook oyeahcomon: something happened piercedqt: I don't see 100 dollars yet oyeahcomon: well may be u r not seeign the brightest star piercedqt: It's daylight..... oyeahcomon: ok oyeahcomon: u might get it one day piercedqt: If I looked for the curliest butt hair on my friends butt - will that suffice? I mean will that be like wishing upon the brightest star? oyeahcomon: inteasd of wishing that ...........u can go can check out for urself oyeahcomon: u mean gy or gir? piercedqt: It's a girl of course. Women in the United States all have hairy butts... it's like law or something.

Hotel California
On a dark desert highway Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself This could be Heaven or this could be Hell Then she lit up a candle And she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year You can find it here You can find it here Her mind is Tiffany twisted She's got the Mercedes bends She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys That she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard Sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember Some dance to forget So I called up the Captain Please bring me my wine He said We haven't had that spirit here since 1969 And still those voic

Alaxzander Jay Garlinger
A man will remember the day he first see's his son in the hospital all bundled warm in his arms and dream of things to come and just look down at him and say hello it's your daddy I love you, before long your little boy will start to walk, there is nothing more of a feeling to come home to have your baby boy doing his best to walk to you going to fast fall and get right back up and do it all over it agian just becouse he missed you while you was gone. Then as he gets older you will remember the time when he gets to ride his first big boy bike with out the training wheels on as you stand there you think to yourself wow look how big he is getting. You will remember the first time he gets his drivers license and says hey dad you think I could use the car tonight, no longer wantting to play ball with you but not thinking it's becouse he don't like you but becouse he found a new hobby girls and all you can do is toss him the keys and tell him to be safe stay out of trouble. then comes the

Barbie's A Bitch
WE ALL KNOW BARBIE AS A WHOLESOME TOY FOR KIDS BUT I HAVE A DIFFERENT THOUGHT: I RAN INTO SOME FOOTAGE OF HER DURING HER TEEN YEARS BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS. TURNS OUT SHE WAS STRAPPED FOR CASH AND TALKED INTO DOIN SOME SOFT PORN FOR A QUICK BUCK!!! I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE OF HER SHINANIGANS HOWEVER AFTER HER CASHFLOW PROBLEM SHE REALLY SEEMED TO LIKE IT BECAUSE SHE KEPT DOING IT!!! THEN I THINK SHE GOT A SORE JAW AND ENDED UP QUITTING HER ACTING GIG AND NOW SHE PRODUCES FILMS INSTEAD IN THE IMFAMOUS SAN BERNADINO VALLEY IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!! NOW PPL, SHE HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS!! SHE HAS MARKETED HERSELF AS THE PERFECT FORM OF BEAUTY TO HAVE OUR CHILDREN SECOND GUESSING THEIR LOOKS AT EVERY CORNER!!! SHE'S PLASTIC AND FAKE BUT OUR LITTLE GIRLS GROW UP WANTING TO BE HER. WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE THEY SOMETIMES BEGIN TO HATE THEMSELVES, ACQUIRING LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND THEN AT THAT POINT THEY START BLOWING ANYONE FOR ATTENT

My Nose
I wanna get a small stud in my nose - but I'm having mixed feelings on it I was told I have too much of a classy, refined, sophisticated beauty of my face and shouldn't mess it up with a small stud. Feelings?

Questions, Answers And Random Thoughts
Hello all Again...For the few that read this... I really like the answers so far to the questions that i have posed and heres another one for today.. Why is that when you say you are kinda busy to a guy and he takes it as oh fine then you dont want to talk to me i guess you have found someone else... OK what is that? Insecurities coming into play i no that...But why is it that they feel the need to think because you are kinda bisy that there is always someone else? Do men get some kinda whatever doing this to you? because women are BUSY sometimes and dont have the time to talk then they Immediately think theres someone else tight? What the hell is that? I swear men should all be taught that busy could mean ALOT of things right? BUT no...Oh i see that.. OK time to answer this question...Why do you do that? THink the entirely wrong conclusion when it comes to we are busy but when you are busy its all ok.. Hmm something to think about right??? HUNTING is

Random Thoughts
As the sun in the sky shines so does my love for you. The sun is eternal as is my love. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some only see the outter beauty that fades over time. The few that see the inner beauty are graced with a vision of beauty that lasts forever. Life ends when you stop dreaming. Hope ends when you stop believing. Love ends when you stop caring. Friendship ends when you stop sharing. To love without condition. To talk without intention. To give without reason. To care without expectation, is the heart of a true friend. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. A Wish I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns

For You
Happiness found me, the day you said you loved me. I close my eyes and vision, how things could be. I never knew i could find, someone so perfect in every way. The smile on your face, has me singing throughout the day. I dream about you nightly, your love carries me away. To a place i never been, i so thankful i dont know what to say. The thought of your touch, drives me to peaks i never knew. The look on your face, has me thinking of things i would do. I want to wrap my arms around you tight, and never let go. I want to say i love you so many times, so that you will always know. I want to experance life at its greatest, with you by my side. I want to share with you my fears, for you are my pride. I wish i could be with you, all through the night. Your love has taken ahold of me, flying me higher then a kite. Your lips look tasty, like a drug i am hooked. Your eyes so sexy, i go crazy when you give me that look. I could spend forever just looking at your face. My body

Shit I Quit!!!
Hey all, !!!!!I JUST SMOKED MY LAST FUCKING CIGARETTE!!!!! I just quit smoking!!! Hopefully, I'll be able to keep it that way! The guys are gonna ride my case while we're in Japan, and when we get back to the states to make sure I stay stopped! It's gonna be a rough couple of days while I get it out of my system!!! But I guess I deserve it for starting in the first place! Oh well I've been saying I'm gonna quit since my son was born (3 years ago!), I guess it's time! It helps when the peeps I work with are non-smokers. Anyways wish me luck! And for my "real-life-in-my-face-we-physically-see-you-on-a-daily-basis-friends," if you see me smoking, kick me in the fucking balls! That should be a good deterent! Later gators, -Fred Jr.

"guy" And Questions
OK so why is it that men feel the need to play with women? Why is that men say i need to prove to myself that i am worth something? And they are playing with so many women that its not funny? Why trust men? And the sad part is that they are the soliders that are protecting our country? This is soo sad that the need to have so much attention from women that they will lie to them to get them to want them? If they are so untrustworthy that they have to do this WTF?? No wonder the women in there lives dump there asses..I was sent a prime example of how a "GUY" was an asshole...Was married and then wife cheated( oh well no wonder) then joined the army and he met someone on here..Well her and him started conversing by Gmail and on here and he had a contest where he was "auctioning" himself off since he was going to be home..So then he stopped the contest because it was "degrading" to women..So after that blah blah they talked and talked and then she found out some intresting things about

Eyes
You scored as an eyes person. You can see the magic in a persons eyes, you can see their soul, you know what they're really thinking, and know if they mean no even if they say yes all from their eyes. Yet they still hold some mystique, and for that means you can look into someone's eyes for a long time.personality100%an eyes person100%The space between the legs83%Mouth man83%Ass man67%Breast Guy58%What are you attracted to in a girlcreated with QuizFarm.com

Why Do You Hate America?
"Why do you hate America?" This is a remarkably easy question to provoke. One might, for instance, expose elements of this nation's brutal foreign policy. Ask a single probing question about, say, U.S. complicity in the overthrow of governments in Guatemala, Iran, or Chile and thin-skinned patriots (sic) will come out of the woodwork to defend their country's honor by accusing you of being "anti-American." Of course, this allegation might lead me to ponder how totalitarian a culture this must be to even entertain such a concept, but I'd rather employ the vaunted Arundhati defense. The incomparable Ms. Roy says: "What does the term 'anti-American' mean? Does it mean you are anti-jazz or that you're opposed to freedom of speech? That you don't delight in Toni Morrison or John Updike? That you have a quarrel with giant sequoias?" (I'm a tree hugger remember? I don't argue with sequoias.) When pressed, I sometimes reply: "I don't hate America. In fact, think it's one of the best countr

Latest News On My Uncle
The doctors have decided to do surgery. My uncle is having too many seizures so they are going to just go ahead and remove both tumors. Thank you all again for your prayers. He will be having the operation on Monday.

Haterade!!! Yay!!
LMAO: Introducing 'Haterade' Have you had your healthy dose of haterade? Have you been convicted to give a rating of 9 instead of a 10? Be mean instead of nice? Kick people when they are high or low? If so haterade is for you! After a long hard day of hating, u start to lose character, but haterade replaces those mixed emotions of dark envy and jealousy to keep your hate strong! Haterade, "KEEP UR HATE STRONG." Available wherever there is envious negativity :) ENJOY ITS BITTERSWEET TASTE NOW! Paid for by the PSIRUS COALITION OF EVIL

Wow, I'm Soooo Bad It Feels Sooo Good!
Little Dick TomTom will go to jail for ... Impregnating half the Nuns in a Monastery 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com Little Dick TomTom will go to jail for ... Lying about the size of his Dick 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com Little Dick TomTom will go to jail for ... selling Viagra to Monks as sugar pills 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com Little Dick TomTom will go to jail for ... being a flasher but not having anything to flash 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com Little Dick TomTom -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual di

A Plea
I do my best to please everyone From being a friend to being a son Living the way I think is right Sometimes depressed,sometimes bright Always believing life is fun Even if I felt I could run and run Deep breathing, meditation yes tried then all But in trying to walk I take a fall Looking to the Horizon but no one there To full of themselves,or they don't care Computer isn't the answer though I try A regular friend don't make me cry Mal 10/06

Just Something I Just Made Up....
as we sit there looking up at the stars and we start to hold hands, there's three words i want to say to you. but as i look over at you i'm so mesmerized by your beauty, i find myself lost for words. you notice me stearing at you with a blank look on my face and you tell me you love me.....the only thing i could say back is....i would tell you that i never thought i could ever love anyone as much as i love you, but my love for you runs deeper than that, i don't think theres anything i could say to explain how i feal about you.

Acceptance
And acceptance is the answer to all my problems today. When I am disturbed, it is because i find some person, place, thing or situation- some fact of MY life-- unacceptable to me, and I can find no serenity until I accept that person, place, thing or situation as being EXACTLY the way it is supposed to be at this moment. Nothing, absolutely NOTHING happens by mistake. unless I accept life completely on life's terms, i cannot be happy. I need to concentrate not so much on what needs to be changed in the world as on what needs to to be changed in me and in my attitudes. THIS IS SLIGHTLY ALTERED FROM A PEICE OF LITERATURE THAT HELPED ME TO BECOME WHO I AM TODAY.

The Golden Rule
I collected these for a few months, and put them in one of my last books. I hope you find meaning in these as I do. Bahá'í World Faith: "Ascribe not to any soul that which thou wouldst not have ascribed to thee, and say not that which thou doest not." "Blessed is he who preferreth his brother before himself." Baha'u'llah "And if thine eyes be turned towards justice, choose thou for thy neighbour that which thou choosest for thyself." Epistle to the Son of the Wolf Brahmanism: "This is the sum of duty: Do naught unto others which would cause you pain if done to you". Mahabharata, 5:1517 Buddhism: "...a state that is not pleasing or delightful to me, how could I inflict that upon another?" Samyutta NIkaya v. 353 Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful." Udana-Varga 5:18 Christianity: "Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them." Matthew 7:12 "...and don't do what you hate...", Gospel of Thoma

What To Do With Your Myspace Account
Cherries: The Washington Post just printed an article, "MySpace is so Last Year." I think we all know that, but I wanted to take a moment to give everyone some tips on how to make your MySpace account work for you on the CT. 1. Make sure you add your "Link to Profile" code to your MySpace page. Some people have made some really cool banners and linked to their referral link. CherryTAP gives you 500 cherry bucks for every member you sign up under your referral ID. 2. Add our CherryTap.com MySpace pages to your friends list and put us in your Top 8. http://www.myspace.com/lostcherrypit http://www.myspace.com/cherrygirls101 3. Send out some bulletins to your friend's list to tell them where you are. Make sure you use your referral ID, so you get the points when they sign up.

The Dance
i gazed across the room i saw u sitting there your eyes wandered around as if i didnt exist you think my dreams dont mean nothing but i know what i think isnt a dream you stole my heart you broke my mind i hope your life is a spiral that never gos up i lust i love i lost i fell i wont every come back where did u come from where are u going i hope things change but destiny has set its mind my days are far gone my love is lost i lost the spot where u should have been i hope your life is a depressing one i hope u dont return i hope i never gaze upon your sight again and pretend i didnt exist

The Clues To The Great Mystery Are All Around Us!
To understand the mysteries of life you must look around and within. You will see patterns everywhere; patterns that seem to manifest themselves over and over again. These patterns exist intertwined within nature and man bridging the gap between the enigma of self and universe. You see them in spiraling galaxies and the Mandelbrot fractal of fossilized Ammonoidea; growing from the unknown to atoms to molecules to solar systems to galaxies to the paradoxical expanses of the universe with origins and destinations unknown; just like us in birth and death. The similarities of tree branches, rivers and blood veins. The power of cellular division and nuclear fission, the patterns of finger prints like endoplasmic reticulum, or a black opal's play of fire like the nebula of supernova. Moon shots are like protoplasmic lurches, while simple thoughts and observations of the nature around us take us beyond the unknown. The clues to the great mystery are all around us and deep within us.

My New Life...
Recently you guys may have noticed that I haven't been on a lot. This is because my life was turned upsidedown recently. If you checked out my newest pictures you see that I was beaten..kinda bad... My soon to be ex husband did that to me, and I moved back in with my ex, he was right there beside me the night that it all happened after the police arrested my 'hubby'. I couldn't believe that this was happening, I mean things had never been like this before. But life is what it is, so i just dealt with it, until the day in court. I want you to know that he had the nerve to pull some bull shi* fake water works!! As if i would feel guilty for someone that beat me like he did! No, all the tears in the world would not make me feel sorry for this man. He had no right no matter what to do that to me, but here's the kicker, I don't really know exactly what it was that I did to piss him off so bad. I really don't know what set him off, and since then I have come to the conclusion th

Ive Been Warned
OK MY FRIENDS YOU NEED TO DO ME A FAVOR. IF YOU SEE THINGS OF THIS NATURE ON CHERRY TAP IN PEOPLES DEFAULT FOLDERS, PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE IN-CHARGE. http://cherrytap.com/user/99482 THEY HAVE INFORMED ME IF I HAVE ANYMORE "QUESTIONABLE" OR "BORDER-LINED" PHOTOS UP ON MY DEFAULT FOLDER THEY WILL REMOVED ME WITHOUT WARNING. (I CANT EVEN HAVE MY LACE TOP OR THONG PICTURES, BUT SHIT LIKE THIS ABOVE ARE ALL OVER THIS PLACE AND IN PEOPLES DEFAULT FOLDERS...I DONT UNDERSTAND, DO YOU? AND IF YOU DO PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS CONCEPT TO ME) I WAS TOLD MY GOLD RIBBON PICTURES DONT COVER ENOUGH OF MY BREAST AND THAT I HAD TO COVER THEM UP MORE...AND I THINK THATS BULL-SHIT DONT YOU? IVE GOT 34DD'S AND ASLONG AS MY NIPPLES ARE COVERD I THINK THAT SHOULD BE FINE, DONT YOU? I MEAN COME ON LOOK AT THE PICTURES ABOVE AND SHES TOTALLY NUDE, "MAYBE ITS ALLOWED BECAUSE HER BOOBS ARE LIKE "A/B CUP". LOL I KNOW, I KNOW IVE SEEN FAR WORSE PICTURES ON HERE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE

"don't Forget God Is Watching You"
"Those who remember Allah, standing, sitting, and lying on their sides, and reflect on the creation of the heavens and the earth: "O Lord, You have not created this for nothing. Glory be to You! So safeguard us from the punishment of the Fire." (Al Qurran) The Regret That Men Feels In The World Turn to your Lord and submit to Him before punishment comes Upon you, for then you cannot be helped. Follow the best that Has been sent down to you from your Lord before the punishment comes upon you suddenly when you are not expecting it; (Al Qurran) When one is in mortal danger, his "conscience" starts to swiftly account for his life and appraises his life and actions. If this person did not live by the religion of Allah and did not engage in good deeds in this world, then grief and great regret will overwhelm him. Many things that were neglected throughout his life appear suddenly and with clarity before his eyes. Maybe for the first time in his life, he realizes how close

Sesame Street
YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS!!!! YO, THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT RIGHT HERE. LOL. BUT IT'S A GREAT WAY TO BREAK THE KIDS IN, TO GET THEM READY TO BECOME ROCKERS, OR PUNKERS. LOL. ANYWAY, IT STARTS OFF WITH A PRINCE / WENDY AND LISA PARODY, THEN THE "SESAME STREET" SONG, THEN TO AN OLD SCHOOL SUICIDAL TENDENCIES-LIKE BREAK DOWN, WHICH IS A SWITCH INTO "C IS FOR COOKIE", AND THEN ANOTHER SS FAVORITE THAT YOU'LL RECOGNIZE. Love Sex n Death "Sesame Street" OR CLICK SONG TITLE ON PLAYER: Love Sex n Death. Sunny day making the clouds go away-can you tell me where the air is sweet-can you tell me how to get-how to get to sesame street- (2x) C is for cookie-that’s good enough for me-C is for cookie-cookie cookie cookie- 1 2 3 4 5-6 7 8 9 10-11 12 Sunny day making the clouds go away-can you tell me where the air is sweet-can you tell me how to get-how to get to sesame street-

I'm Doing It Again
I've joined a greatest rack contest! The last time my breasts were in a contest I was beaten mercilessly. Help me win this one :) Click here to get to the contest rate and comment as much as you'd like I believe that's okay! My Shower Pic!! Thanks so much for your help!

The Shit List (please Read Funny)
The Shit List Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family... Ghost Shit You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl. Teflon Coated Shit Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it! Gooey Shit This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. Second Thought Shit You're all done wiping your arse and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more. Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're a

She's Out There
If ever to believe old chivalry's lore Each has a true love, as said written before Through each trick of romance, I search for more A woman not yet met, but still adore Time goes by and I cannot see How an unknown face let's thoughts roam free And I know for sure the things she'd be But I do not know if she waits for me Curiosity shows me the door To the place I met her before A woman not yet met, yet still adore Torture of unknown, but I beg for more

My Very Special Family
I HAVE SEARCHED MY WHOLE LIFE THRU, > FOR A VERY SPECIAL LOVE SO TRUE, > I LONGED AND PRAYED BUT NEVER KNEW, > THE LOVE I FEEL FOR MY REBECCA SUE!!! > > SOME PEOPLE SAY SHES PRETTY, > SOME SAY THAT YOUR A CUTIE, > BUT TO ME, YOU SHALL ALWAYS BE, > MY GORGEOUS GODDESS BEAUTY!! > > I LONG FOR THAT ONE DAY, > SURE TO BE THE HAPPIEST OF MY LIFE, > THAT PERFECT,OH SO SPECIAL DAY, > THAT YOU BECOME MY WIFE!!! > > FROM NOW ON THRU ETERNITY, > MY LOVE AND AFFECTION IS FOREVER TRUE, > TO YOUR FOUR AWESOME DAUGHTERS, > AND MOST ESPECIALLY TO YOU!!! > > MELINDA SUE IS THE YOUNGEST, > SHE LOVES TO DRAW AND DANCE, > SHE IS AS CUTE AS THEY COME , > WHEN SHE DOES HER LITTLE PRANCE. > > THERE IS THE PRETTY MISS KRISTEN, > WHO LOVES HER ARTS AND CRAFTS, > SHES CRAZY ABOUT ALL THE ANIMALS, > EVEN THE GIRAFFES?!?!? > > THEN COMES THE LOVELY MISS SAMANTHA, > SHE HAS TONS OF LOVE TO SHARE, > ALWAYS WANTING TO GIVE A HUG, > LIKE A CUTE AND CUDDLY PANDA BEAR!! > > THE OLDES

Tag Your It!
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1. Yes, I am really 44 and no i do not always look this way and no i do not masturbate 24/7....lol! 2. I love all kinds of music but i have a special love for George Strait! 3. My favorite color is Red. 4. I have done the same job, cardiac telemetry tech , for the last 20 years. 5. I have lived in 5 US states but was not originally born in TX i am from Baltimore! 6. I only have one dream left in life....if you brave enough ask me what it is...lol 7. I will eat anything but brussel sprouts, okra and sushi....ick! 8. My favorite pastime outside of taking pictures is haunting thrift shops, antique stores and flea markets for fou

Hope Heals Too
dedicated to a friend Hope stirred her coffee in the cafeteria of the hospital. She looked about and watched the various patrons of the cafe itself. She was on a break from being on the other side of the counter, and it had been a rough day so far. Most of the customers were patients of the hospital. They were, of course, mobile patients, but you could see the full array of ailments. People in wheelchairs, using voice boxes, and just plain getting old, were all available. Hope could take her break every day and see the truly miserable side of the pain... the pain that could only be seen in a hospital. Just like her namesake, she could see hope all the same. They were here to be renewed. They were in this hospital to one day get better and have a second chance at making a life out of all of this. As she took a sip of her coffee, she set it down to see a sharpened man taking a seat at her table. He looked so familiar. "Why do you look so sad?" he said with apparent c

Soo...ugh!!!!!!
So i think everything going on my life is catching up to me..I think im depressed. Im shaking like crazy..Im not writing this so people feel bad for me by any means...But i do have some pretty good friends on here who try to cheer me up and i appreciate everything they do for me.. Lately alot has been going on with me..So many choices i have to make and so many things i havent done. Im almost 22 (yeah alot of you are gunna say thats still young) and i havent done barely anything with my life..I know what i want to do..But its the DOING it part...and the money part thats the problem..Its soooo depressing. I am NOT a self modivator..I guess im a follower in most situations. I hate how i look (pics are deceiving..anyone can make themselves look good in a pic)..I hate having gorgeous friends. And im really starting to hate myself, and everything i stand for. I thought my life was going good for awhile..I thought i was happy..But i question my happyness alot..I wonder if this is h

Ranting
I'm sick and tire of these phonie's who hit up everyone and their momma for pts just so they can be in the top ten. On several occassions I have taken the time and effort to actually rate all 200 of their pics and they don't even have the decency to at least acknowledge it. Why should I give you all ten's when I'm just another neck to step on while you make your way to the top? I'm sick you all and you can all kiss my ass! xoxo Ari

Yeah.
Fate is one of the strangest things to any human being. Even i dont understand it sometimes. A lot of things have been eating at me lately, and its really been bugging me. But ive learned to accept some of them but then i always go back to fate. Its the one thing i cant seem to understand fully. And sometimes not at all. About an hour ago, i checked my myspace and i had a message from someone. A part of my past. I read the message and responded kindly because thats just the type of person i am. It wasnt a bad message. But it did contain the words i miss you -inserts not happy face here- I replied im sorry. And told them to have a happy thanksgiving as well. I really dont get fate. If fate wants you and 2 people to not be together, or not be friends, then why let it hurt so bad? And why let it bother you when the past catches up with your present or comes in contact with your future. -Sigh- I know this probably doesnt make much sense to alot of you. But it does to me. And its bother

Why Do People Hate?
so sum1 went into my NSFW pix this morning and rated em all a 1! wtf??? am i that ugly? :( i just wanted all my friends and fans to know, i rate what u all deserve and so far, its been all 10s! for all u that dont hate on me, luv u guyz... mwuah! sarah

The Black Dove
The Black Dove Wings spread cast for flight I fly forever, never alight And my feathers, dark as night Carry me through the dwindling light Sit atop the tallest hill Sit in your room by the window sill Wherever you wait, wait until The dove appears, and trust he will I search ahead, the past behind I will not land until I find Trusting arms, warm and kind The love for whom I wish to unbind That is what I found in you You healed my darkened wings anew My love for you, as bigger it grew I realized soon that love was true Dedicated to no one... yet.

Judging A Book By Its' Cover!!!
Have you ever went to someone's page on here and just stayed on there a lil longer then your usual page browsin' and you said to yourself *Damn this person is really fine, goregous, sexy, seems very intelligent, etc?* Then when you finally get to know this person on a personal level you've realize that this person attiutude does not match their physical appearance?? Does this really prove to never judge a book by it's cover??? Please feel free to comment!!! ; )

I Solemnly Swear....
I have decided to TRY and change my point of view about CherryTAP. I spent my weekend randomly visiting friends and catching up with their pages. Some of them I'd never even seen. I have no idea if some of them had ever even left me a point...but it was disheartening that I had ALL those friends and I never even attempted to give them some love, with the excuse that it was overwhelming enough keeping up with messages and comments. So I'm done with contests for awhile which should make some of you very happy :) and I am going to concentrate on reaching out to the friends on my list and show them the love they deserve for getting me where I am. I cannot however promise I won't ask for a fan here and there or that you won't see my face on a blast EVER again. I am a CherryTap addict you know!! By The Way DON'T FORGET My 30th Birthday Is DECEMBER 19th ***SMILE***

Sex In The Dark
Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful, and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

Older Women (may Be Nsfw!)
It just irks me that I have to even address this, but if I don't, who will! Hate to be "in your face", but which adolescent decided 30 year olds should be classified as "older women"? That is just insane! But then, maybe I balk at the Beauty Contest idea, anyway. There was this movie I saw once, I believe it was called "Logan's Run", but I could be wrong. Main premise of the movie: it was in the "future". Once you reached the age of 30, you were basically terminated as no longer of any worth! Wow, sci-fi - gotta' love it! Well, we may not be killing people off physically, YET, but we're happily killing the spirit of everyone over "a certain age." Youth has become EVERYTHING! When did we decide that youth garners respect and adoration, but a person who has survived their lifetime of learning and prevailed - without killing themselves - is not deserving of honor and respect. And love, for Pete's sake! Keep in mind, everyone reading this, hopefully, is going to make it to 30 and

*ponder*
It is seven in the morning and im listening to Three Days Grace, wondering if I even feel a part of my family anymore. I love them, but I have always been a stranger amongst them, and I alway will be. I am a non-conformist to their way of thinking. Not in some lame attempt to rebel, but because I have always had a call from within to the path I now tread. Well, its all in the open now. And of course they are less than thrilled, but it is a relief in a way. I am going to be who I am, who I always have been. The next step in their path is up to them...

To My Shining Star
Star no matter how far we are apart and how long we are apart, please never forget that i love you with all my heart. You in my life was the very best thing that ever happen. The day you were born i fell in love with you. The very first time you slept on my chest, you made me the happiest father in the world. Every time you called me *my honey* you made me weak in the knees. Thinking of you riding with me as i cut the grass and ended up holding you coz you went to sleep as i did made me so happy you were mine. And every time you thought you snuck into the bedroon to make sure your pictures were still the first thing anybody would see when i opened my wallet was so sweet. The way you had to have your day with just you and me i will never forget. The last time we saw eachother and the way we cried together coz we miss eachother so much breakes my heart even today. Any time i get loney i can just walk outside and look at all the stars up there and i know my shining star is somewhere under

My Demolition Accident
This is a 21-year-old Caucasian male who states he's otherwise healthy who presents to the ED via squad after an injury at work. The patient was working at kenwood mall in a demolition site. He was carrying a mirror, apparently some drywall fell, cracked the mirror which smashed into his right arm. per the squad, the initial evaluation the blood was "spurting" at the scene. They wrapped a pressure bandage on it and he arrived to the ED in stable condition. Upon arrival the patient was complaining of pain on the right forearm as well as numbness of the right fifth finger. Pressure bandage was intact. The patient denies any other injury. The patient has multiple lacerations of the right arm. The most significant of which was in antecubital fossa. There was a significant amount of bleeding after the bandage was removed. We reapplied a pressure bandage. The patient was noted to have a 2.5 cm laceration in his right upper arm. He also had a 5 cm laceration above the antecubital fossa, an

Hugs For Jacey
I watched this video on YouTube this morning. I think you all should watch it. Many of you think the internet is for porn or to meet someone and hook up. But people do good things. This woman is doing a good thing. Cancer can hit anyone of you...your children, your mom, dad, Sister, brother and best friends. This is about a little girl named Jacey with Leukemia who is in remission but has an 85% chance of relapse. Watch it and think about your life. She is 10. I want you to think about hers. Think of everything you take for granted. So i wanna ask my friends...Instead of scamming for hotties or asking for private pics DO SOMETHING for someone else. A Random act of kindness. Buy a gift for a child in the hospital. Make a video with a hug for Jacey and put it on youtube. Just do something nice...its christmas...I know most of you won't bother to watch this but those who do...you are special and you rock!

Crazy Days
Last night a friend of mine called me and asked if she could come over. She was having a rough night and just needed to hang out with a friend. No problem, I said! Come on over. She has a very happy and upbeat disposition so it wasn't long before we were joking around and cracking each other up. Then she asked if I had anything to drink. I'm single, I like alcohol, so the question was more, "what do you want" than "do I have anything". She chose the Jack, my favorite, and we started taking shots. It didn't take long before we were on the internet, watching Turrets Guy and laughing our asses off. She wanted to see my site here on CT, since I spend so much time here. (Sorry guys, this is not heading towards a lesbian love fest... we weren't THAT drunk.) We stayed up for hours talking and laughing and having a great time. When she left I realized that I was absolutely blitzed out of my friggin mind. My plan for the evening had been to come home, eat, and respond to my

I Want Yall To Comment On The Freaky Atory Let Me Know What Yall Think Thanks
ONE WILD SUMMER NIGHT....... we meet at a pool hall, and hit it off right away ... drinking a lil and having a slight buzz goin on..... then decide to start a game of pool and I am wearing the black velvet dress you see in the pic there .. it's great for the kink .... so .. I go to take a shot and completely miss and you offer to show me how to shoot, I blush a lil cause this is exactly what I wanted but you just didn't know what I was really up to. You reach around w/ your hand over mind ..I bend forward just a lil and start grinding slightly into you , you can feel that I am not wearing anything underneath as I rub against you.I softly moan as I feel you getting even more hard w/ each slow deep sway against you. There are people in the room with us but they aren't saying anything just watching us.You whisper in my ear " you better stop teasing I can only take so much of it " but I continue to rub against you even more deeply , I can feel you getting rock hard and it's teasing me

I'll Be Gone For A While
Hey everyone, I just wanted to let you all know that I'm going to be gone for two weeks I'm leaving tomorrow for Christmas vacation. In addition to vacation I am moving to GA so I won't be on CT as much maybe even at all till about March or so. I just didnt want anyone to think that I'm ignoring them so if I don't get back to you this is why. Well I will talk to you later have a merry Christmas and happy New year! xoxo~Ari

No Power For 60-odd Hours
Like a few million other people in and about the Seattle area, my power has been out for several days. I'll blog more later as there were some fun evenings with friends who had fireplaces, but right now I'm at work. I still have no internet service at home and don't know when that will be back up. Just wanted to let you all know that I survived the storm... but still can't say hello. I hope you are all well and I miss ya bunches... Jennifer

I Just Don't Know
I Just Don't Know Why I stand here alone surrounded in darkness, confused and disoriented unsure of which way to turn. I don't know why. Left deserted, hollow, and broken unsure of why my eyes have filled with tears. I don't know why. I do know it means something. I just don't know what. I see a little book here at my feet. It is familiar but foreign just the same. I just don't know why. These words I have heard before. I read the pages and I see me. I just don't know why. As I read, a movie appears before my eyes, I have the leading role. I just don't know why. I cannot help but to be mesmerized unable to turn away. I just don't know why. These are my words. I can hear myself saying them and it's I that I see struggling for air. I just don't know why. One simply little breath I see myself pray for there in the grip of the beast I lay. I just don't know why. That's him the beast. He's what has consumed my sleepless nights and tormented my days. I just don't k

Thank You All For Your Blessings-part 3
I would like to thank all of you for you blessing and good wishes. Becuase they have helped greatly. I recently had my blood work done again for the third time, and finally it is where it should be. My level for my medication are based on points and should be in the 8-20 range to be considered to be normal. So the good new my level are 13.6 , you just don't know how happy this makes me. And agai thanks four your support, but please keep in your blessing, but his time to continue to stay healthy. RH

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How Do I Feel????
OK so the story goes.... Everything was going fine and well (or so I thought) last night. Then My X-Boyfriend and another guy decided to go out for a walk to the corner store.... Hours later they come back. "What the Fuck took you two so long"? was my inquiry. That's when the X spoke up and told me he didn't want to be with me... the whole "It's not you it's me" thing. He figures he'd be happier with a guy. WTF. Anyways, this something I never seen coming. I dont really know how to feel. Used, ashamed, unworthy ... just a bunch of mixed emtotions going through my head right now. Any Advice on how to deal with such a thing would be appreciated. Thanks

Start At The Bottom.
->Guinea: have you tried the tri-tip? its delicious! Guinea: are you hitting on me? ->Guinea: *hands you a hanky from my weiner pocket.* Guinea: *gasp* my feelings.... I'm going to go cry. ->Guinea: beeteedub: i found you a date for the party. hes not a sailor, but im sure he'll do: http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=406111&albumid=0&i=2940507246# Guinea: haha, with all these pretty girls around it's not the hanging that worries me ->Guinea: "Dangle, are you aware that your balls are hanging out of your shorts?" Guinea: I can only hide so much...!! ->Guinea: toss on a cher-like wig and some glitter glue and your good to go! Guinea: *looks around* uh.... I think I'm the wrong gender to be at this naked party .... ->Guinea: oh fuck! its dennis rodman! is this a naked wedding!? Guinea: *hides behind the over sized condom ice sculpture* what the hell kinda party is this? ->Guinea: call for plastic seat cover! "some one come clean up this pee!" Guine

In The Kitchen
You are in the kitchen, wearing only an apron. your beautiful ass looks deliciously inviting and the sides of your breasts are just tantalizingly visible through the sides of the apron. you are working at the counter rolling out dough with a rolling pin. Bolero is blasting from the living room. I slowly approach you from behind. I am slightly wet, having just stepped out of the shower. I creep up behind you and place my hand on the inside of your thigh. you are startled and jump a bit. I run my hand up the inside of your silky, smooth thigh and slightly stroke your lovely pussy. I lean closer and lift your beautiful, dark hair. I kiss the nape of your neck once, twice, one each side. my other hand moves under the apron to caress your right breast. the other hand, still playfully teasing you, now gingerly slips inside you. I bend slightly and begin kissing down the length of your neck, slowly moving down. I am in no rush even though I know the anticipation is driving you wild. I

I Won!!!
I just wanted to let my friends, family and fans know that I won the tattoo contest I was in and I couldnt have done it without all of you. You guys were really there for me and I appreciate it so much. I got a diamond ring out of it. THANK AGAIN!

Not Till....
Not Till.... I had you standing naked in front of me, as I walked around you.. slowly dragging my finger tipz along your waist, looking in your eyes as your eyes watched mine.. Before stopping behind you..I lightly kissed your sholderz, As I pulled your armz behind you, tyin' a silk scarf around your wristz, winding it up your fore amrz, tying it tight at your elbowz I turned you to face me, kissing you hard and deeply, before flicking and dragging my tongue down you chest to your perky nipplez, dragging them between my teeth I tease your nipplez somemore before going along your stomach, sucking and kissing all over it... I move and turn you away from me, bending you over a table covered in egyption soft sheets.. Spreading your legz, pulling 2 vibez from my stash, as i kneal behind you licking and sucking on your soft pussy lipz.. I tease your pussy with the smaller vibe as my tounge swirlz and glidez from your clit to your asshole, flicking and pumping into it.. I f

My Work
FROM THE WEST TO THE EAST AND THEN BACK AGAIN,I'M TAKING A TRAIN RIDE TO SEE MY FRIEND,SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT I AM ENVIED BY EVERY MAN SEXY AS A MUFUKA GOT ME MAKING PLANS,PLANS TO TIE HER UP BLINDFOLDS AND ALL THAT FREAKY SHIT,CAN'T WAIT TO TASTE HER AND WORK MY TONGUE AROUND HER CLI..WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RITE LADIES DON'T WANNA GET TO OBSCENE BUT THEN AGAIN WHY NOT THIS IS ONLY A DREAM.YOU KNOW HOW SOLJAS ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THE BACK SEAT AND THINGS,ME I WANNA FREAK MAMI FROM COMPARTMENT 2 COMPARTMENT AND IN THE CORRIDORES ON A TRAIN,YEA I KNOW TO YOU THIS MAY SOUND STRANGE BUT THINK ABOUT AND TELL THE TRUTH YOU WISH I WAS YOUR MAN.MAMI KNOWS THAT PAPI IS ABOUT TO PUT IN WORK AND BELIEVE ME LADIES ON THIS TRAIN RIDE MAMI IS DEFINITELY GETTIN SERVED.CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND WHIP CREAM JUST TO GET THINGS STARTED RITE TASTING,LICKING,EATIN JUST TO CURB MY APPETITE, AND A SOLJA IS STARVING SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RITE.WHEN THE 44 PLAY IS DONE AND IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RIDE WHOA

Your Metal Requests, Please Leave Me Your List If I Didn't Have The Songs You Wanted To Hear.
HELLO ALL MY FRIENDS, PLEASE LEAVE ME A LIST OF YOUR SONGS ALONG WITH THE NAME OF THE BAND AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO GET WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. MY ON AIR SCHELDULE IS: MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY 6-9 PM EST TUESDAY 9PM-MIDNIGHT EST FRIDAY NIGHT MIDNIGHT EST TIL? WE HAVE ALOT OF FUN IN THE FYRE AND ICE LOUNGE MY FRIENDS SO PLEASE CHECK IT OUT AND JOIN. HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE. LEAVE YOUR LIST IN COMMENTS, THANK YOU. DJ LUMINA

Power Problems Tonight.
tonight at around 8pm pst we tripped the breaker on 2 power circuits inside our colo facility (where all the cherrytap servers live). this killed about a dozen of our computers, and i had to go into the colo to get them back online. if it hadn't taken out our network equipment, the site probably would have survived and you would have never known... but jesus hates me, so of course the important stuff took the blows. :-) site should be stable now... im getting drunk. peace out! -mike

Dying To Learn
I’m sitting in class and am slowly dying. I can feel my cells wither, and none are being regenerated. In my bag, I have: 2 pens an apple a banana a spoon a notebook 8 advil 7 keys lotion a cell phone cigarettes a lighter a laptop Is there any way I can use these things to put myself out of this misery?

Pup
OK IM 35 YEAR OLD BIKER ILOVE BIKES I GOT THREE HARLYS AND IM A CONSTRUCTION WORKER AND ILIKE OUT DOORS AND PLAY POOL AND DART AND WHAT IMLOOKING WELL SIZES LOOKS DOESNT BOTHER ALL IT MATTER IS WHAT IN THE HEART OF A PERSON AND I GOT 25 TATS AND I GOT 10 BODY PEIRCEING AND IM SINGLE NEVER BEEN MARRIED BUT I DO HAVE TWO LUVELY BOYS IN MY LIFE 4 AND 6 YEAROLD

Do They Really Last...?!
♥So I have been dating a guy who lives 850 miles away from me for about a month now...and i'm wondering...Do Long Distance Relationships REALLY Last?!♥ It was SoOoOoOo awsome at 1st...I even went ALL the way down where he lives on a Greyhound bus over New Years!!! I thought everything was perfect...but after I got home...i started noticing within less than 2 week that he seemed WAY less interested in talking 2 me and he ALWAYS seemed SoOoOo bored with me. We went from talkin on the phone or the net (for at least a month) from almost 12 hours a day 2 pretty much (if i'm lucky) less than 30 min.s a day! Sure, there VERY FEW days that we talk longer...but it has been pretty rare lately. So this WHOLE past week has been horrible and i've been pretty down tryin 2 figure out if maybe he is just tryin 2 give me the hint that he doesn't want this anymore but doesn't know how 2 say it or what...caz he has told me b4 that he HATES breakin up with a girl...so I just told him

I've Reached My Limits Of Patience
OK - for once I am going to be pathetic and show just how human I am... I've just about had it... If you are reading this, then you already know that I am the sole caregiver of an 84 almost 85 year old woman with Alzheimer's a pacemaker, a brain shunt and on a walker (when she feels she needs or remembers it or else there are hand prints and wash swirls wiping them off the walls and doorways or falling when least expected, or in a wheelchair when necessary) that is the mother of my past love who died in my arms in April. Well, it seems the dementia has hit a new level and I feel I am about to break. This evening while doing dishes I had a feeling to go check on her while she was in the bathroom (mind you - she is incontinent and continues to attempt to go about 20 times a day flushing the toilet at least 3 times each attempt and always wets the bed so laundry is a 3 load minimum daily routine). This ritual can take anywhere from 10 minutes to 1/2 an hour or longer if I do not pa

A Whole New Blog, Ony My True Friends Will Understand
Well I am sorry, but I am done with women. I thought I was strong, but I am wrong. I am meant to be alone, so Ser William is just here for friends. My heart can only take so much!!! Friendship is all I can offer. I have never lied and I have no reason to start now. I have been doubted to many times. My walls are now to high to be broken down. The door is open for friends though anytime! anything else and you will only find trap doors. Ser William -kisses- Music Video:SO FAR AWAY (by Staind)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

How Patient Are You?
Everyone needs a car. Of course we can get along with out a car for a while. Some can go longer then others, and some claim they don't need a car at all. Eventually we all like the comfort of having a car around. So just how patient are we as people. If you were told that you could have all sorts of cars that you wanted. Some have some dings and scratches, some have larger trunk space. Some have luggage racks that have room for plenty of baggage as well. Now let's assume you could have any number of these cars right at this particular moment. But then your also told that if you wait six months that the dealer would have a brand new Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren ($500,000 car). Only he wasn't just going to hand over the keys. You might get to come by and look at it to realize it full beauty, and you might get a chance to even sit in it. It could be months or years before the dealer would trust you enough to even take it for a test drive. You're dieing for this Mercedes, its all that you eve

A Fantasy Or An Optical Illusion?
I have seen some stunning photos of both men and women on CherryTap and they are so attractive that makes your mouth water with desire. Come on we all are sexual beings and seeing is the first thing many of us do on here if not, then you know who does not get into sex much now don’t you or you have a computer that lets you see in Braille so; what is it about men and women who believe they have to put up a fake picture of themselves that is in fact not of themselves? So, many on here I have found out are lost in a dream world that will one day fall on top of them and crush their poor poor egos. Hell, I should have gone and scanned me some photos out of Playgirl or something and no one would be the wiser…well some of you anyways would have know who I was…LMAO Put up a guy with ripped abs, stunning chest and dick that I could hammer nails with on here with me in a Corvette or Lamborghini, hell even a Pinto… LMAO Come on, it’s not only insulting to others that are true, but more s

My Work
STAND FOR NOTHING FALL FOR ANYTHING - NOW HOW MANY MEN TODAY THAT YOU KNOW WOULD HAVE OR COULD HAVE HANDLE HALF OF THE PRESSURE THAT DR.KING JR DEALT WITH FROM HIS LATE TEENS TILL SOME COWARD TOOK HIS LIFE.A MANS MAN AND NEVER THREW A PUNCH ARE EVER REALLY RAISED HIS VOICE EXCEPT TO GIVE A SPEECH,DR.KING BELIEVED IN EQUALITY NOT JUST FOR ME BUT FOR YOU AND YOU, IT WASN'T ABOUT JUST BECAUSE I AM BLACK I SHOULD HAVE THAT JOB IT WAS ABOUT BEING FAIR THE BETTER MAN IS THE BETTER MAN.IT WAS ABOUT BEING ABLE TO VOTE AND WALK ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE STREET AS WHITE AMERICA EAT IN THE SAME RESTAURANT AS WHITE AMERICA,I MEAN WHY NOT WE DID HELP BUILD THIS COUNTRY RIGHT.DR.KING WAS A VERY SPECIAL MAN CAUSE HONESTLY I WOULD NOT HAVE HAD THE PATIENCE AND WILL THAT HE HAD MY BLACK ASS WOULD HAVE DIED WAY BEFORE MY TIME CAUSE PEOPLE TRIPPIN WITH ME LIKE THAT, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN SOME SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS AND CONSEQUENCES FOR REAL.A SOFT SPOKEN GIANT AMONG MEN, HE LOVED EVERYONE NO MATTER RACE,CRE

Time Flies...
Ten years ago today, my husband and I went on our first date. It's also ten years since we first slept together. Don't look at me like that. I'm easy... so? ;c) I wouldn't necessarily recommend it to anyone else looking for a lasting relationship but it did work out well for us. We still hold hands and make googly eyes at each other, say I love you every fifth sentence, make love at least three times a week. All the things they say should have disappeared by now. Sure, we have our slow times where maybe we aren't quite so much in love but everything waxes and wanes. In the end, we are very much in love. And he spoils me rotten like the little princess I am. ;c) Happy Anniversary to us!

Is This A Forum For Hustler?
Okay. I can no longer hold my tongue on this issue. I have had it with every dirty, skanky, naked whore on CT. The top viewed photos of the hour are all naked skanks fingering themselves or lezzing out with some other whore. Your fathers would be proud. This is not a forum for Hustler. Millions of people see this website every day, and to my knowledge, most pics are to be marked NSFW yet they appear on my page in the lower hand corner for the whole world to see. I got a decent photo of myself marked NSFW and CT refused to remove that. This is bull shit. I don't want to look at dirty pirate hookers, fat and skinny alike, naked on this page every single day. Its disgusting, but if that is what they have to do to get lame ass cherry ratings, then so be it. Frankly, I can find a place for you girls here in Vegas, its called Fremont Street, and hookers are a dime a dozen and at least you will get PAID to be a whore. Thank you and good night.

I Want A Girl Tonite
I love your pussy, and want to work you over. I will make you my bitch. I want to tear off your clothes Throw you down on the bed, put your spread your arms and tie them to the bed posts and spread your legs I want to lick your sweet pussy, while putting my 2 thumbs in your cute ass hole Then I want to stick a vibrator in your asshole and turn it up to full blast And I want to stick my index finger in your mouth and make you suck it, then I will put it in your pussy and work it around until I hit your G-spot, I want to make you squirt all over me. I want to be soaked in your pussy juices. Then i will untie you, grab you by the hair and flip you over on your stomach and tie you down again, spread your legs. And spank your cute ass since I know you have been a bitch and need to be punished. But between each hit I will stop to kiss your ass. Then when I an done I will put my 2 thumbs in your asshole and spread it open and blow gently into you asshole Then I want to ta

Sweet Release!
I have been meaning to write this out for a while now, but shit gets in the way. That will make sense soon, I promise. The human body is a remarkable piece of machinery. We have 2 parts of this machine that are very similar to each other. Each has two spheres, and is connected by a long crack. Yes kids, it is your ass, and your brain. Think about it for a second. They look almost identical. The most stunning similarity is that when either is full of crap that can’t get out, you feel the discomfort. You do not want to store shit in your head anymore that in the lower region! Yet, we allow mental constipation to sit and wallow while we find relief for the other kind. A release of both is the correct solution. Ever notice on the model of the human brain how it looks like intestines crammed together looping around the inside of your skull? Ok, I may have just pointed this out, but they do resemble exactly that. What you can relate to is long sessions of sitting on the toilet to relieve the

The Perfect Morning
I awake before you and leave the comfort and warmth of the bed to get a glass of water. As I sliding out of bed, I feel the electricity of our naked flesh brushing against each other. I start to cross the room and glance back to see you lying there, naked and looking so incredibly delicious. So I turn back and crouch next to the bed. I watch you sleeping, your beautiful, perky breasts heaving with each breath you take, the peaceful look on your face, the goose bumps on your skin from the chill of the air. I move closer to the edge of the bed. I kneel down until I am inches from your right breast. I lightly blow on it and you nipple instantly hardens, you squirm a bit, but do not wake. I move down toward your feet and run my hands from the bottoms of your feet, up the length of your legs and along the inside of your thighs. Your goose bumps spring to life and you start to stir a bit more. Still on the side of the bed I kiss your hipbone in the cute little indentation there t

Fyi
For those who have messaged me! I am 30 years old I am a full time mom and college student I do not "Yahoo" I love to chat on IRC and I can be found there all the time since I have my own network. I am not a stupid girl :) I am not here to "hook up" YOU will not see me naked I am shy I drink Pepsi I love music My fave TV shows are Lost/ER/CSI/Charmed and I like reality shows like The surreal Life and Hells Kitchen. I am watching the Grease one now. I do not think I am anything special. I was not the pretty popular girl in Highschool or anything. My Birthday is April 30th I have 3 computers I am a 80s and 90s junkie...I love pop culture Now reply and tell me stuff about you! You wanna be "friends" well tell me about you!!!!! And don't hit and run on my blog..its insulting..you read it reply! TELL ME ABOUT YOU!

My Master
I just want a man that will be a fuckin' man. Someone I can submit to completely and fully. Not just my body, but my heart as well. A man that will respsect me while dominating me, love me while punishing me... too much to ask?

Which Hole Is That?
So there's this story that I can't believe I haven't put on here yet. Well, I sort of can because it makes a certain person look pretty stupid in a very hilarious way. Then of course I realized that none of you know who this person is and I don't have to tell you. So, we'll just say this is a friend of mine from college and we'll call him Fred. This is a true telling of a conversation Fred and I had once. Enjoy. Fred: So, I have something kinda wierd to ask you. Me: Go for it. Fred: What does it feel like to pee out of that hole? Me (very confused look): Ummmm, which hole would that be? Fred (embarrased now): Well, you know, it's just that it's such a BIG hole... does it sort of drip out? How do you know when it's done? Me (laughing hysterically and not feeling bad about it one bit): We don't pee out of our VAGINA!! Fred (completely abashed and in total seriousness): What?! Do you pee out of your BUTT???!!! I'm not kidding. At this point I literally couldn't st

Academy Awards
I am terribly disappointed that I wasn't nominated for an Academy Award. Disregarding the fact that I wasn't in a movie, nor did I direct or write one - shoot, I didn't even edit one or design costumes - they still should have nominated me for something. Is there someone that I could call? I am pleased, though, that "Little Miss Sunshine" was nominated. The climax has to rank up there with one of the funniest scenes ever.

Untitled
its been such a short time but feels like forever never met anyone like you i smile when i hear voice even your name i thought id go my whole life without knowing if their was someone out there who was almost exactly like me im so happy and grateful that we could find eachother in this crazy world i wouldnt change this life for a thing i wouldnt want to miss the crazy times we could have together nor the intimate moments that we could share you could be the soul mate ive been waiting for but only time will tell

Hmmm, I Had More Luck On Myspace
As much as i enjoy the people I have met here, with the exception of a few, I havent really gotten to know anyone. It seems most people just want to be friends or get rated and then ....gone! Hopefully, the people I have had a chance to get to know a little have enjoyed talking to me and will continue to be my friends. But I think I might be one here much less in the future!

I Try,,,
I try to make you happy, to bring a smile to your face, I try to give you what you need, to and show you that I care, I try so hard to love you, but somehow you never seem to care, I try to be what you want me to be, somehow it's never good enough, nomatter what I do. So I will just keep trying, to show you I LOVE YOU...

Renegade Rebels Roll Call
OK IM ASKING FOR EVERY ONE WHO IS A FAMILY MEBER TO POST A RESPONCE SAYING PRESENT. IM TRYING TO MAKE A LIST OF FAMILY MEMBERS AND THIS IS ONLY WAY I KNOW TO GET EXACT COUNT. TY FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

The Most Irritating Fucker At Your Super Bowl Party
The Super Bowl is really only half about the game. The other half is about seeing how much food and booze you can shove down your gullet before midnight rolls around, and having a free pass to show up to work hung-over the next day. Many folks agonize over throwing or attending the perfect party, but agony is futile because, really, all Super Bowl Parties feature the same things: lots of nachos, lots of beer and the typical infuriating cast of characters. Here is my vote for the worst: The "Fantasy Football Guy” Fantasy Football Guy spends the entire game pointing out to all who would hear which players were on his fantasy football team this year and in years past. “Oh, man. Great touchdown by Joseph Addai there. I wish he would have done that more for my fantasy team this year.” Hey, buddy, if you like fantasies so much, here's one for you: we all hope you're killed by a drunk driver on the way home tonight.

Not Every Woman's Pussy Is The Same
FOR INSTANCE, NOT EVERY WOMAN LIKES FINGERS IN HER PUSSY WHILE SHE'S GEETING ATE OUT. PERSONALLY, I DO. IT'S A SURE WAY TO MAKE ME CUM. HEE HEE. I HAD ONE EX GIRLFRIEND THAT DIDN'T LIKE THE FINGERS AND ANOTHER EX THAT LOVED THE FINGERS! YOU CAN'T USE THE SAME TECHNIQUE ON EVERY WOMAN. ONLY THE MAN THAT PAYS ATTENTION TO THE BODY LANGUAGE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE ANY WOMAN HE'S WITH. FOR EXAMPLE, MOST GUY HAVE A TENDANCY OF SUCKING ON MY CLIT. I HATE THAT SHIT! IT'S TOO FUCKING INTENSE TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T ENJOY THE SHIT. WHAT PLEASE ME THE MOST IS WHEN A MAN LICKS ACROSS MY CLIT. NOTE: IF A WOMANS RUNS, IT'S TOO INTENSE OR IT DOSEN'T FEEL GOOD. IF A WOMAN HOLDS A LIL STEADY, IT'S JUST LIKE SAYING, "YEA, JUST LIGHT THAT, STAY RIGHT THERE" MEN BE BRAGING AND SHIT TALKING BOUT, "YEA, I HAD YO ASS RUNNING ALL ACROSS THE BED" NAW, FUCK THAT NIGGA! I WAS RUNNING CUZ THE SHIT WASN'T FEELING GOOD. IT'S OK TO HAVE ME RUNNING CROSS THE BED WHEN I'M CUMMING AND YOU

Masons
Well, I figured I share with my fellow cherries some masons in history. So i created a photo spot just 4 them. Check it out you may or may not know a few. Ill be adding as much as possible and i implore my brothers to help as well. Already got a few listed!