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Romance And Relationships
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk it out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize al
Not The Life I Wanted
Is there anyone else out here thats living the life that they did not intend on living or is it im the only one that seems to be unhappy with my life?? i wanted so much more for myself but seems im setteling for much less i dreamed of a nice big house with lots of land and horses but i know now from 17 yrs of the same life it just isnt going to happen the way i dreamed of or not even close to being the life i dreamed of... oh well i reckon we cant always have what we want right??
When You Say You Care......
When you say you care...is it really true... or do you want something from me like all the other guys do.... when you say you care....is it just me you say this to.... or is it a broken record to be played over and over again.....when you say you care....why do you treat me the way you do....when you say you care....when you say you care... why do you hurt me the way you do.... when you say you care.....why do you talk about me behind my back....when you say you care.... caring about someone means you will do anything you can not to hurt them, or break their trust... So what do you really mean....when you say you care?
Just Not Right....
Ok i have came to the disicion... I dont wanna keep doing what im doing to get or keep these crushes..... its not only wrong but not only am i a dogg but now i feel like a pig... So if i do not make what i need i will be posting my myspace address for all to contact me who wants to...... i kinda like fubar and dont wanna leave but i have to choose between whats morraly right... ok for u that dont know the crush was a bet if i dont get them i must delete my acct...simple so i need 60 to keep 50 and then i want not a 1... thanks .......... Tongue..........
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You ever wish you could just quit? Like everything. I'm so tired, frustrated, and depressed. No comments necessary.
A Little Question To See The Answer
to all you people out there this is a question as me and the bf are dicussing we was just wondering how many of you georgous people out there would love to see a live feed of me being nekkid and the bf riding me like a rodeo please reply if you really want it not just coz your horny please rate me too (cheeky plug there) and yes i really do want replys coz it is a propper question as we are having a domestic about this as i speak, please dont let me put you off replying to this as it is a friendly domestic btw my bf is doofy who is on fubar too and is in some of my pics if you need to see him this is just a curious question which could in the right minds go further i have marked it as NSFW so i dont get deleted your cooperation is appreciated tyvm your sxc becs
~watchin Swingers~
had my status set to ~watchin SWINGERS~ some vapid trollop assumed that meant i was viewing webcams.
Just Whats A Cleveland Brown?
Just What's A Cleveland Brown? A Bengal is a tiger And a fast plane is a Jet. A Cowboy comes from Texas And a Raider's tough I'll bet. A Viking's from the frigid north. Seahawks live near the sea. All are names of football teams, Just like they ought to be. But there's one name that makes no sense It causes me to frown Can anyone enlighten me? Just what's a Cleveland Brown?! I don't know if it is true, But I think I've heard a theory; That Cleveland named its team After the color of Lake Erie. Brown does not describe A big and strong athletic man. It's what's inside the diaper Of a baby Steeler's fan. The guy who named this football team Must be the Cleveland clown Who else would think to call A football warrior a Brown!! If I'd been born in Cleveland And there my life was spent, I'd find another team to cheer From pure embarrassment. I myself, have always loved The Steelers Black and Gold. I did when I was very young, And I will when I
Mary 'dream Catcher' Update! Yay! Great News! :-)
Mary has come out of her coma and is off the respirator!!! yay! I've been away for several days and just found out - it's so wonderful! Now for a good recovery and to come home! Will let you know more when I know more - thank you all for your prayers (which worked!) and for helping in Mary's contest. It was the best birthday present for me to hear Mary woke up! Thank you for letting me know, Christina and Manly! Donna
Contest
Ok guys this has been a long contest I know but right now its a very close contest we need sum help so we can take 1st place!!! So just click on the pic and throw me sum comments the love is appreciated!!!!!!!
Believe
YOU KNOW AS HUMANS WE ALL WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN AND HAVE PRIDE IN. WELL THAT CAN COME IN REALITY FORM OR FANTASY FORM AND EITHER ONE WORKS. FOR IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOUR FAMILY AND HAVE PRIDE IN IT! THEN YOU WILL CONQUER WHAT EVER COMES YOUR WAY FOR THERE IS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS AND YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE LETTER I IN THE WORD TEAM NOW I KNOW THIS IS A INTERNET SITE WERE WE ALL COME FOR RELAXATION FROM EVERY DAY STRESS JUST LIKE I DO BUT I ALSO BELIEVE IN WHAT EVER I DO I DO IT TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY EVEN ON HERE TO DO SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO GIVE 100% OR YOU LOSE EVEN IN FANTASY LAND FOR WE ARE ALL CREATURES OF HABITAT AND IT ONLY TAKES 30 DAYS TO FORM A HABITAT SO WITH ALL OF THIS BEING SAID I GUESS THE CONCLUSION TO THIS IS IF YOU BELIEVE AND HAVE ANY PRIDE IN THIS FAMILY YOU WILL GIVE JUST LIKE SOME OF US HAS AND BE THERE JUST LIKE WE ARE AND THEN YOU WELL FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT YOUR SELF EVEN WHEN ALL YOU GET IS SELF RECOGNITION FOR IT CAN BE SOME OF THE BEST THERE IS TO GET. JU
Love Me Or Hate Me :d
Well 1st off I would like to thank everyone for all the love they showed me at my happy hour last night. I hope you all enjoyed it. And I appreciate all the love you have shown. I just wish I could have enjoyed it more *sigh* Next thing. I would like to thank a few people who know who they are for doing a bullentin about me last night. And to everyone who came and showed love. It really means alot to me! Well.. I'm not naming any names here.. nor bashing anyone. But I am really getting sick and tired of being blocked for no reason, or getting called a hater for having someone on my friend list that they hate.. one of the blockings.. I'm assuming that is why. I have quite a few friends and alot of them I know have had drama back and forth with each other.. I have read the bullentins and everything but I stay out of it. I don't repost.. I just stay the hell out of it Now my best friend comes to me and says that someone came to her calling her a hater because we are so close caus
Like To Join Us??????
I RECEIVED TOO MANY QUESTIONS REGARDING THE 4 LETTERS I HAVE NEXT TO MY NAME.WELL HERE IS THE ANSWERS AND IF YOU FEEL OR LIKE TO JOIN OUR FAMILY HERE IS THE RULES: Ŧ.M..Ғ. THE MORTAL ANGELS FAMILY THIS FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING LOVE AND RESPECT TO EACH OTHER AND TO HELP PUT A SMILE ON SOMEONES FACE... THE MORTAL ANGELS FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT LOVE,CARE,RESPECT AND SUPPORT. HERE IS THE HEAD RULES,IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE SUBMIT THEM SO THEY MAY BE DISCUSSED. ANY UPDATES OR NEWS REGARDING THIS FAMILY WILL BE POSTED AS A BLOG FOR ALL MEMBERS. 1~A SALUTE PICTURE: MUST BE SENT TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF ITS NOT ON YOUR PAGE. IT WILL NOT BE DISPLAYED TO THE PUBLIC.IT IS FOR CONFIRMATION PURPOSES SO AS NOT TO ALLOW FAKES INTO THE FAMILY. 2~N.S.F.W PICTURES: NAKED PIX OF YOURSELF OR OTHERS MUST BE CLEARLY LABELED OUT OF RESPECT FOR OTHER MEMBERS. 3~FAMILIES: a)MEMBERS CAN NOT BE IN TWO FAMILIES AT THE SAME TIME. b)NO NEED FOR
Its That Time Again
Well its that time again for me to start cleaning off my friends list. I cleaned it off when it was near 900 last time and as of now i have like 771 and only talk to a hand full of ya. Now I did redo my profile and I'm gonna be picky on who I add cause I've come to realize that the people I talk to and get to know are more important then any points and ive come to realize I would much rather have just a hand full of people on my list then go around saying hey look at me i have 4000 friends.... now really u may have 4000 people on ur friends list but as far as friends go I bet only a hand full of them are real friends. So maybe this little bit might make me sound like a bitch but I would much rather have people on my list that talk to me and i talk to them and make friends rather then trying to be number 1 in cyber world. So bottom line if ya wanna stay on my list then u gotta let me know or else I will delete ya. Now for the ones I talk to now u guys dont have to worry I wont delete ya
It's Not A Contest
HI ALL MY FRIENDS! I AM ON A MISSION FOR A HAPPY HOUR. SO....WILL YA HELP ME? IF YOU LOVE ME LIKE YOU SAY YOU DO...LOL I NEED 100,000 COMMENTS ON THIS PICTURE. BUT THERES A LITTLE CATCH... PLEASE ADD/RATE/AND FAN MY DEAR FRIEND SEXYGIRLBLONDE BEFORE YOU RATE AND COMMENT MY PICTURE. YOU ALL KNOW I AM GOOD FOR REPAYING THE LOVE SO PLEASE STOP BUY AND HELP A FRIEND TO HELP A FRIEND. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! LOVE YOU ALL
Sensual Realization 2 Nsfw
Ok, so this one is rather long. Sorry I am working on something new, its just not complete and I should have it done very soon. To tide you over here is the second portion of Sensual Realization. It is not complete, I need to spend more time with it but have not had the opportunity. At any rate enjoy. ************************************************* I fished the keys from my pocket, and headed for the family minivan. The blonde inside the Waffle House still watching me as I pulled out of my parking spot. I quickly found myself once again lost in the daily hustle and bustle traffic of the city. Half a mile down the road I tossed the number out the window. I had no interest in cheap meaningless sex, and even less interest in infidelity. After all, I loved my wife, and had made a serious commitment to her four years back when things were shaky then. My early daydream had left my member rather sore, since I was not about to jerk off at the counter of the Waffle House. I needed
Lets See How Many Care About Me
This is just something in my mind as im staying up all night yet again hehe... but anyway I have gone through all my life thinking why I'm less than others and it was so terrible to get picked on and mocked, for thinking you had friends when in all reality the truth was the ones you wanted as friends wouldn't give you the attention. To be brutally honest I don't want to sound like a completely arrogant individual but I have lived a very rough life, a life of chaos, envy, jealousy, deceat and so much more. As most of you prolly know the hardest thing to deal with in my life was the day I watched my uncle die at 5 years old he decided his life wasn't worth living, and shot himself right infront of me. Could you imagine the pain and guilt that would put a 5 year old through not knowing or understanding why his uncle shot himself while having his brains on your face ? But from then on my life went down hill, i was molested at 7 years old not even 2 years after my uncle killed himself. and
My Blood Is Officially Boiling....
ALRIGHT..... You know what??? I'm officially pissed THE FUCK off. You know what burns my ass? And no, not a 3 foot tall flame... the fact that I could actually LOSE good friends due to one person. Well, I lost one of those last night. I'm not gonna name any names, but those involved know EXACTLY who I'm talking about. Its very common to lose friends when you're "dating" or "in a relationship", but wow....I never had it happen to where my friends actually "go away and get rid of me" to try and make me happy, and make things right, and to avoid causing me any more drama. I appreciate it, but if you read in my last blog about friends, you'll remember that friends make me happy... and I refuse to give them up. Well, last night, I tried to send a friend (one in my family) a shout, but it didnt go through, so I was like wtf?? I go to their page to try it that way, and lo and behold, it gave me the "add as friend" link... I was like OH NO FUCKING WAY..... I had an idea what
Explanations...
Ahhh yes to leave the almighty FUBAR you are all asking, whats the reason? Well first off Im never on anymore anyway, second: Have you taken a look around here lately? Its turned into a fucking drama circus, and really, its insane. The amount of bullshit Ive seen go on here in this site, since I joined back in the fucking stone ages is incredible, I miss the old days, the days when it was all fun. Now you have to constantly fight to keep your name clear, and to get people from walking all over you. I have spent no more than 6 hours on FUBAR in the last week (I have had people checking on my account at times, just to make sure nothing out of hand is going on and that is how you are seeing this blog being posted), and I tell you, I feel less stressed, I know I know, why should I let a social network site get to me? Well I dont know; it just has. As for all of my good friends on here, I love and respect the hell out of you, if you need to get a hold of me ever, email me, trappe
R U Serious
OMG do i have a sign on my forehead that says drama? i mean seriously..i keep talking to these guys that go off on my about nothing. Apparently i can't dress the way i do and be shy..since when does how u dress tell if your shy or not. And apparently i can't be self conscious and like to show my boobs. Last time i checked you can be self conscious and still like certain features about yourself. So what it all boils down to is im a liar cause i say im shy but dress like a "whore" and show my boobs to my home boy in iraq. I guess thats what i get for being nice and letting someone else see my cam. And to top it all off..i get yelled at an lectured about it all and talked to like im a freaking piece of shit...the whole while being polite and saying ok well obviously our personalities dont mesh..have a GREAT one..but no i still get cussed at and made to feel like an asshole. I know that not everyone is gonna like me but dayum how do u go from one day saying im cool and u wanna meet
A Special Nite For A Special Lady!
hmmmm...lets see...first...you walk into room....lites are out, candles lit...scent of soft vanilla everywhere...i take you in my arms...kiss you deep and passionately, running my fingers thru your hair and lightly dragging fingers of other hand down your body, along your arms first, then around your lower back and pull you even closer, pressing our bodies close. i pick you up, carry you over to the bed and lay you down, never once taking my lips from yours.kneeling beside you i shower you with light little kissesfirst on lips and then around neck and ear lobes, all the while slowly undressing you and carressing your skin as i expose it.first i unbutton your blouse, one button at a timeoccasionally using my teeth and tongue.lightly dragging my fingers around your body circling all the sensitve areas first, slowly working my way to your breasts which are waiting for my touch, nipples very erect and almost quiverring to be touched and licked.i start to kiss your skin wo
Props
I woke up literally 10 minutes before my train to work. this means i'm sitting here with more deodarant than the average spick shower, and nice fluffy powdered balls. but i made it to work on time. so give me my props, bitchhes.
"man Eater " Loose In L.a.... Wtf!!
Just wanted to update Friends and Family..I arrived home in L.A. 9/28 Fri just before midight.I've been moving around for 15 years, and i'm finally back.. Getting myself grounded again and back to normal as most of you know losing someone you love isn't easy. Played some tennis, have been enjoying friends coming and going all weekend. Finally beginning to feel alive again..So look out L.A. we have a "Man Eater" on the loose! Smiling and feeling good. Huge Thank you and much love to all my friends and family without you I have no idea where i'd be now. I'm Single but not ready to mingle..Just going to party and enjoy life awhile. Emotional recuperation. time to heal.I'm on my way..Soooooo Oh Oh Here She Comes, Watch out Boyz..... For future reference if you step up to me, step up to me like a man or please don't bother to step up at all.I have much to offer, your loss if you take me for granted!...(if that sounds like anything other than confidence, its not meant to,
Trust
So I really don't know how I ever get to the point of putting my trust in people...SO many people FUCK THAT UP FOR ME! It's pretty sad when I finally do put my trust in someone, then something, someone, someway, some fucking how fucks it up!!! What the hell?!?!?!? I do not trust one single god damn mothafuckin person completely! And I SHOULD BE ABLE TO!!! So...to my family that I SHOULD be able to trust completely...I'm sorry, but I don't fully trust you. To my very good and best friends that I SHOULD be able to trust completely...I'm sorry, but I don't fully trust you. To all the people who have always been honest with me and never lied to me that I SHOULD be able to trust...I'm sorry, but I don't fully trust you either. Now that's just fucking sad isn't it?!?!? I can't even trust my family, my good/best friends, people who have always been honest with me and never lied to me. THAT IS FUCKED UP BULLSHIT!
October Vent Session Numero Uno..
..so this will be random and not like the usual anger filled OMG LOOK WHO'S GETTING BLOWN UP NOW blogs that seem to be the motto of what I post these days. But it's usually people that make them that way by what they do, how they act or whatever shady thing they can try to do next and hide but whatever...anyways.. ..so I have a new job at a financial company, it pays pretty well and I can't complain really. Getting back to work is most definitley a positive thing, and I waited for awile because I wasn't just going to settle for "any" $7 an hour job, at this point in my life, I felt I deserved alot more than that... ..It's actually pretty funny because the company I work for actually GOOGLES itself to see what people say about it on random wed sites all over the internet. So if I post the name of it here, yeah, you bet your ass they will find it and yeah, can you imagine what someone would think of all of the shananigans I post here and what goes on? That, my friends is
Thought Id Let Everyone Know Why Im Not On
I went to let the dog in at midnight this morning and the cat got out I went to get her and step on a board with a big nail in it and the nail went threw my foot. So I spent most of the day sleeping and laying around with my foot propered up and on pain meds they take off the edge but the pain is still there. Im hoping by tomorrow Ill be able to get back on the net. Just wanted to let everyone know whats going on. Hugs to all my family friends and fans know. Love yall! Talk to yall later. Thanks for reading. Hope everyone has a great weekend.
Site Outage, Sunday Morning..
hey everyone, our colocation provider (the people who host all the fubar servers) had power outages between 4am and 6am PST this morning (sunday). this caused a bunch of stuff to die, including databases. i just finished rebuilding the databases, so things should be back to normal now... sorry for the trouble! it's time for a beer! -mike
Love Me For Me
Just want to say sorry to everyone for not being here as much as I can be. With these computer problems I keep having, makes me feel like I should just stay away from them.. gahh.. So I apoligize for not being here, haven't been ignoring anyone or mad at anyone. I just hope no one is mad at me... :( I'm soo close to Godfather and I'm not even excited about it. With all the feelings and stuff going on, on here.. Just its lost its luster. I know who are my real friends on here and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for sticking by me and helping me make my goal. I just don't know how or if I'm gonna get the excitement back to finally making Godfather. I know its just a site.. but I dont know if anyone on here really understands how much this site has helped me. Has given me something to look forward too. I have never been popular in my life.. and really I dont think I am popular now. Everyone thinks I have people talking to me 24/7 and rating me and all that.. so not true.
Need Military Friends Advice!!!
I sort of off handedly mentioned this in my last blog about today being my daughters birthday.My son who is 16 has talked about joining the milltary for a couple years now but I never really took it all that seriously.He originally wanted to be a Navy pilot but due to his eyesight-(he wears contacts) that could never happen.He has been maintaining honor roll and even high honors occasionally since 6th grade.He has several advanced classes and even some college credit classes.He has already had several pamphlets and information sent to him by different school and hes BARELY into his junior year.Has made plans to attend either a technical school for computer programming related studies or electronic engineering type things. He got a job at 15 and pays for his own cell phone, gas, car insurance.Hes very responsible yet lately has gotten a bit unappreciative and a tad disrespectful towards me and my bf. I know I'm babbling but the background is relevant to my questions lol OK so he te
Happiness Is Overrated
Happiness, we all look for it, we long for it and we always love it. Why? Its usually just a few moments and then we're hit with the fact that it'll be over in a flash. Some have it everyday, assholes. I dont remember the last time I was truly happy. I look for it just like others do. I only find it when i'm alone. Able to reason and lie to myself that its real and going to last forever. The one thing I know will make me happy is a million miles away and seems impossible. Circumstances and bad luck will keep me from it. Oh well, this life will be over and the few things and people that made me happy even for a moment will get me through eternity. Wont have to worry about that anytime soon...knock on wood... BTW if u read this and leave me a smartass comment, youll be blocked ..i dont care who u are..u wanted to know what i think about and shit..here it is..
Try Again
If You Love Someone, Set Them Free?
The Man I fell head over heels in love with suffers from Myeloma (Bone Cancer) and Leukemia. He is in stage 3 of his illness. It mean he is terminal. A short time ago he had an amputation. He also has a mass in his lungs. The progression has been devistating. It eats him away like a rapacious creditor. He daily struggled just to get up and breath sometimes. About a month ago we had parted ways for a few days. I knew at that time he was trying to push me away to spare me from the devistating disease tearing through him. Without faltering I did not go away. This time it is different. I think he honestly wants me to leave him be. He has now refused further treatments and does not want to deal with anything anymore. I can not let him go. I know if you love something set it free...but I don't think I can. I told him I would love him forever..not to just to the last breath that he draws, but to my last breath.
The Bet
Captain Cooter and I have a bet. I bet him he can't go a whole week without posting mumms; which includes people posting for him. He has accepted the challenge. If he wins, I have to put: Van's Minion in my name for 10 days. If I win, he has to put: Suga Owns Me in his name for 10 days. So, if CC comes to you and asks you to post a mumm...do it, so I can win!! :D:D:D thank you. Bet starts as soon as this posts.
Haters Rock My Socks
richie: no cam tonight? Hannah: huh? richie: youre not on cam?? Hannah: no? Hannah: i'm not usually on cam richie: u were last night richie: showin those big titties Hannah: lol Hannah: no Hannah: actually richie: ok richie: lol richie: let me know when you have the cam on and your big titties out lol Hannah: nice richie: lol richie: cunt Hannah: erm Hannah: what? richie: did i stutter? richie: cunt Hannah: what r u talking about richie: your fat pathetic ass Hannah: yeah... Hannah: okayyy richie: lol richie: (sick face) Hannah: you realize you're the one who IMed me, right? Hannah: lol richie: yup, like that makes a fucking difference? lol richie: who gives a fuck Hannah: have nething else to say? Hannah: get it all outta ur system richie: lol Hannah: obviously you need to richie: nahhh, just fucking with fat women Hannah: well come on Hannah: give me more Hannah: lets hear what you have Hannah: no more? richie: nahhh, done with ya hehe n
Asshole
I have had to keep moving pics from folder to folder over and over because of some "asshole" marking my pics nsfw..The pics that are being marked are absolutely ridiculous...the one of my t-shirt (he looked good online ( give me a damn break), the one of the woman with the rose between her breast (that i had as a background for a month), the hillbilly gaschamber... come on this is too f**ckin much, I realize I have some risky pics and I put them in thier proper place.. this is an adult site or am I mistaken..HMMMM?!?! I would like to have some input if I could please and sorry everyone I just had to vent GRRRRRR!!!!
Crazy Crazy Dream
SO THIS SHIT IS TWISTED.. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, PLEASE TRY TO INTERPRET THIS DREAM FOR ME CUZ I DONT GET IT. I am chasing a giant black rat through the house, it jumps on the top shelf of the closet, grabbing a birds nest off the shelf, dumping tiny baby kittens all over the ground, killing all of them.. the rat takes off running. then another rat looks over the edge, and begins shooting eggs at me... in these eggs.. are half grown baby kittens, that are now smashing all over the ground and all over me. eventually knocking me over.. and then i wake up... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALL ABOUT!!!!
Two Craving Souls
Two Craving Souls I'm so lost for words, I can hardly think, My heart is pounding; my knees are getting weak... My hands are shaking, my typing is obscure, I look up at my screen, in my heart I know for sure... Right here right now is where I see his face, This mind entrancing place we call cyber space... This could be so beautiful; it just feels so right, I'm thinking to myself I must have all of him tonight... Mixed, unsettled emotions are clouding my brain, Thoughts are being switched between pleasure and pain... In the very least to no surprise, It's become moist there between my thighs... With a simple click of the enter key he now knows, Deep inside of me is where he goes... No pleasures go unshared, Computer screens are flared...
Story Behind The Killa Pussy Name
My friend gave me the name Killa Pussy awhile ago. She says that foreplay now requires heart paddles and epi shots in my life. All of this is simply because my ex had a heart attack while we were having sex....he did live through it. Then I broke both of my vibes. Hey what can I say?
My Trip & And Fudrama
Well Im back from my trip, and my visit with Onyx. It is a beautiful place to see, a bit in the middle of nowhere, but its nice. A great time to be there with the leaves changing. I had a blast. Onyx is a great person and my bestest friend. I am glad I got the opportunity to meet him face to face. We are the best of friends and will always be. Also my first time on a plane, scared but not as bad as I had imagined it. Yes Onyx you were right nothing to worry about with the plane ride. And in light of what has transpired over the last few days. I am not being used, I do not feel like I am, and would like those of you who think I am to wake up. As I sit here and reflect on the past year and think about what I have to be thankful for. I am thankful that Onyx has come into my life. He is a great friend. And he has a kind heart and people need to stop using him for there benefit. I am tired of people walking all over him. And I am getting tired of being walked on myself
Just Boredom Part 3
This part might seem like a repeat and a repeat of the same thing over and over again, but yet it's sorta what i would do as well!! You go to sit up and forget that you are handcuffed to the headboard, you so bad wanted to play with yourself to make you cum, but you can't cause you foregot that you were handcuffed.. Did i also forget to mention that you have your feet tied down as well, as you lay on the bed handcuffed and legs tied down spread eagle. I start to lightly nibble and suck on your clit & start to pinch your nipples. As I am lookin' up into your eyes lookin' at you and watchin' your reactions. I start to suck harder on your clit and bring one hand down to finger your pussy, you can feel my fingers up against your g-spot. I see the look into your eyes that you are feeling great and are about to cum. So I start to suck harder and nibble harder and rubbin' my finger harder and faster on your g-spot.. I can feel you tighten up and i can see the look
Why I Appreciate Yall
OK HERE IT GOES NOT 1 TO WRITE SENTIMENTAL STUFF ....BUT DUE 2 YALL'S KINDNESS I WILL .....2YRS AGO MY MOM WAS ATE UP W/CANCER ,EVEN IN HER BRAIN ....THOUGHT MY SISTER WAS A NURSE BUT YET SAT UP IN BED AND SAID HAPPY B-DAY 2 ME (A WEEK B4 SHE DIED )....TOUCHED MY HEART AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY ....BUT YOU GUYS ON HERE ARE NEXT ....YOU TRULY MADE ME FEEL SPECIAL ON MY BIRTHDAY ....JUST WANTED 2 LET EACH AND EVERYONE OF YALL KNOW YOU ARE APPRECIATED ....SO THANKS AND LOVE ,SHERYL
Run Bye 'hi'
Some People Just Need To Grow Up
A few days ago, a friend of mine directed me to a bulletin of a GIRL bashing me on this site. And the reason I call her a girl is because she has the nerve to bad mouth me to all of her friends on Fubar, yet she can't say to my face whatever her problem was. But, for whatever reason, she couldn't do it. Some people just need to grow up.
Paths We Follow
You will sometimes meet someone you believe is a soulmate; you feel the connection on many levels, perhaps instantly. And as you get to know each other more, you begin to feel the connection deepen and you feel that you must have an arrangement with this person that predated this lifetime. Do not assume, however, that this soul connection necessarily means that you are meant to be happily together for this lifetime. It may be that you are meant to be friends and allies, helping each other out. It may be that you are going to help each other in ways that even involve conflict and separation, but with an end result that is beneficial to you. It may be that you are going to learn some lesson from each other and then go your separate ways. What you need to do with all relationships, including those that have that instant and deep connection, is let be. You need to allow all of life, including close relationships, flow and evolve. You need to let people be who they are, not what you want
Prayer's And Thought's For My Mom
UPDATE ON MY MOM (12-26-2007) MEMORIAL SERVICE SET FOR JANUARY 5TH AT 2:00PM PST AT REAL LIFE CHRISTIAN CHURCH, CORNELIUS OREGON. UPDATE ON MY MOM (12-21-2007) MOM PASSED AWAY AT 3:00PM PST. SHE HAD A PEICEFULL DEATH. THE EVENING BEFORE SHE WAS IN PAIN. BUT ON FRIDAY SHE DID NOT NEED ANY PAIN MEDICATION AND WAS SLEEPING PIECEFULLY AND AT 3:00PM JUST STOPPED BREATHING. WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU WHO PRAYED FOR MY MOM AND THE FAMILY AND ALL OF YOU WHO KEPT HER AND THE FAMILY IN YOUR THOUGHTS. PLEASE CONTINUE TO KEEP THE FAMILY IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS. FLY(ALAN) UPDATE ON MY MOM (12-20-2007) JUST FOUND OUT TONIGHT THE DOCTOR TOLD MY DAD THAT MY MOM MAY ONLY HAVE 1 1/2 TO 2 DAYS LEFT TO LIVE. WENT AND SAW HER TONIGHT BUT SHE WAS SLEEPING. SHE TOOK SOME PAIN MEDICATION THAT PUTS HER TO SLEEP. jUST LOOKING AT HER I CAN SEE SHE IS VERY WEAK AND THAT SHE IS DYING. SHE WENT TO LOOKING LIKE SHE WAS IN HER 70'S TO LATE 90'S IN JUST A FEW DAYS. SHE'S LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT AL
Kiss Me??
Be Polite In My Box..read This!!
Guys...your not hearing me..when were in the shout box..remember..there could be 5-6 other peeps in there with u..I NEED TIME 2 RESPOND BACK 2 YOU...I CAN ONLY GO SO FAST...I KNOW U WANT MY ATTENTION..THAT'S KOOL....BUT SOME OF U R GETTING MAD CAUSE I DON'T GET BACK 2 U IN ONE SECOND. IF I HEAR 1 RUDE COMMENT..OR WHAT I EVEN THINK IS RUDE...OF ANY SORTS....YOUR GONE.....DELETED....FINISHED..THAT FAST...THAT APPLIES NOT ONLY 2 ME..BUT TO ALL OF MY STILLETO GIRLS AS WELL. THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER GIRLS ON HERE U CAN TALK TO I'M SURE. KISSES..XO Update..Dec 19th 2007 GUYS....DO NOT HOUND..ANY MODEL U TALK 2 ON HERE..& ESPECIALLY ME..BY HOUND I MEAN KEEP ASKING 4 ME 2 BE YOUR GIRL WHEN U LIVE 3000 MILES AWAY & KEEP ASKING WHY NOT 10 TIMES. IT TAKES TIME 2 TYPE U A RESPONSE & ONCE I CAN SEE..BUT 2 ASK ME THE SAME QUESTION OVER & OVER.. I WANNA BE NICE 2 U & FLIRT & MAKE U HAPPY..SO KEEP ME HAPPY... LUV U..XOOXO January 3rd 2008...Today I just blocked 2 former fan
If You Love Me
I don't know how many times I heard these words, To me these are the cruelest words I've ever heard, How do you put a condition on the one you love, That I must time and again prove you my love. When you say it, I don't know what to do, You must not think that my love is true, For "If you love me" is a knife to my heart, Cutting and slashing and slicing it apart. With "If you love me" there is no way to win, I don't even know where to begin, "If you love me" means you're unsatified, Your disappointment in me you can not hide. "If you love me" is just your simple manipulation, A cruel and uncaring "Love" stipulation, No matter what you use for your justification, There is no way for me to win in that situation. "If you love me" means you're a selfish little thing, Only looking to see, for you what I can bring, For my love to you can only be measured, By what I do that brings you pleasure. So I have something to share with you my sweet dear, For each "If yo
Big Girls Vs Tiny Girls
OK, what are your guys problems, i've gotten so many comments/shouts saying how i'm a fatass, yes, i know i'm big but does it really matter? yall have been infected by the media on what real beauty is. i love me. i love being big, i have curves :P. the problem with skinny bitches is they take it to heart and let it get to their head like they are the ones who can rule the world just because they are skinny and hot. MANY BIG GIRLS ARE SEXY AS FUCK! my best friend is big, and god damn is she sexy. its stu[id how guys only think with their cocks, most of them only go for the skinny hot chicks, not big/curvy beautiful girls. personally, i'd rather stay like i am instead of being skinny, whats the point in changing for people you're never gonna see, fat is just a three letter word. it doesnt mean that your ugly, dumb or not nice, i'm sorry but big is beautiful and for all you who dont agree with me FUCK YOU, GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SEE BIG GIRLS LIKE YOU WOULD A SKINNY GIR
To All My Friends
I found out this afternoon that I have cancer. It's not bad as far as they know but i have to do a radioiodine treatment in a few weeks. It's thyroid cancer and they "think" they got it all but just in case i'm having the treatments done anyways. Please if you guys have doubts about your health get a second opnion i've been fighting a disease i didn't even have for 3 years and it was totally different make sure you explore all options before going with one opinion! Love, Andi
Giving You Something
Looking at me deep in my eyes. Hands pressed firmly against my thighs... kissing my lips down to my chest.. kissing and licking all over my breast... Making me fill with a burning desire... make love to me... put out my fire.... kissing me gently laying me down... bodies melt together.. Delicious moaning sounds... kneeling down between my thighs... begging you to taste me pleasurable cries... so kissing my kitty with ease inserting his tongue aiming to please... making me moan with every touch needing him inside me so very much... arching my back... caressing my breast.... sliding my hand down to his chest....
Huh...
I like deep fried pickles.
I Have A Question ....
CrazyBy Kenny RogersBest Video Codes I was wondering Baby, What Do You have planned in say... The next 30 - 50 years? I was wondering if You wouldn't mind making Me a VERY Happy Man and do Me the Honor of being My Wife? You know that ever since We first started talking there has been this connection. And I just can't ever let it go. Like the song says, I guess I am Crazy. And I like the way You make Me feel when We talk and how You act with Me. You've become the Love of My Life "C" and I Need You here with Me. I'll be waiting for Your answer My Love.... GoddessOfLight Fu-Fiance of HarleyRider70@ fubar I Love You Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh, Friggin Bored.
I have no clue where Ruby ran off to. I'm on my 3rd cup of coffee today and I'm still tired. Whatcha'll doin?
Looking For Alaskans On Fubar
I'm thinking about starting a club for Alaskans here on Fubar. I will be trying to contact Alaskans to bring us together. I would like to not only do an online club, but also do meet and greets in our state. Thats the best way for us to have fun. I will eventually need some help, and I have one person in mind. Plz contact me, when I get enough response, I will also create our own profile/page. Come on Alaskans! Lets do this! xoxo Cherrybomb
Plz Help Hh Giveaway
OK EVERYONE to start off i would like to thank everyone that has helped me out on the hh contest i had going on sexygirlblondes page. HOWEVER that task was going to be pretty well impossible to complete in the ammount of time i had to do it. ACHILLES has been kind enough to give me a sweeter deal. I have to get 50,000 comments for a happy hour but i have 6 weeks to do so and he credited my commments from the other one off of the 50,000 so if you had been helping me your comments didnt go to waste. Here is the link to that picture Everyone has been a lil confused about where to go so just click on this picture and it will take you right there As a matter of fact had achilles not done this for me your comments would have went to waste but now i have a chance. Thank you everyone for helping me out. I can complete this task now that i have a reasonable timeline and requirements for this. Thank u everyone.
Submit Or Be Punished
Please come leave naughty school girl Paradise some comments. Or else you will be punished Her contest ends January 15th Shes gonna get naked if she wins If you leave her 100 comments let me know and I will give you 5,000 Fubucks or make you a morph
Pray For My Mom Please
we are not for sure what caused all this yet. she was at the nursing home they found her at 6am unresponsive and sezing and her oxygen stats were ar 60 . my sister left her at midnigt lastnight so she could have been like that for 5 hrs or 1 hr we dont know. she is moving her limbs now and talking some. she has falling back to sleep and has been doing that all day and was not coherant until this evening. my dad is also in the lst stage of COPD and has 6mths to a year to live if we cant get him on a lung transplant. ty allfor your prayers and bully's they are helping . please conti. to keep my family in your thougths and prayers. ty again .....
01-17-08 (short)
T h u r s d a y Is here already! I hope this finds you all well - It's been snowing here again! Just one of those dreary winter days and almost over here from the looks of it. (dark out and it's only 6:07pm est) I guess the 'bright' side would be ... "It may be a sucky winter day, but at lease it's a short one!" Ha, geeze - I really havd to pull that outta my bum ... (my hippie, making something 'positive' out of it - ways: that is) On one positive note: ::"note" being "key":: That's -old- classic song ... Anyone remember it getting air time on the radio? HA! I first listened to it on a 8-track! Some of you history buffs - explain that to the youngun's ... will ya? I probably need to ask something about you, Keeping with the bubble theme ... hmmm ... Wouldn't want
Oh Christ Im Gonna Need Some Help On This One Please !!!
Today I got a message from Sherrylicious...hey Molly Im sorry i ripped the wrong photo...I said..What photo ? ..She said "for the giveaway" I replied...:What Giveaway ? She Said.."the one you entered..50,000 comments for a happy hour 30,000 for a 30 day blast ! "Ummm no ...I didnt enter a competition... "To which she replied..."Im so sorry i will remove you....laughing.... and then...stooooopid me...said nahh leave it there...I havent entered a comp before ..ill give it a go ...lol when i got there..someone already had 2000 comments ...I thought..damn im stuffed... Then i thought...i have lots of friends :P So if your bored..if you wanna dump all your spare comments u dont use...here is the photo link...I really would appreciate the help if you have the time to spare...thanks guys...please add fan and rate Sherry to bomb....xoxox Sherrylicious@ fubar
Ideal Relationship - Ideal Partner (for Me)
My long term goal is to have a balanced relationship that is truly a team (in the fullest sense of the word) that will in turn contribute to all other areas of life. But what do I mean by the relationship being a team? It means that both people take full responsibility for themselves and each other, flowing power to each other. They are like a well-oiled machine, whether they are operating in tandem or individually. A constructive and fulfilling relationship with the ideal partner would be one in which both people are supportive of each other. This applies to group goals as well as individual goals and activities. They cover each other's backs, the strengths of one compensating for the weaknesses of the other. Yin and yang. I developed this list after evaluating past relationships and looked at what things were lacking for me. It is pretty certain that if things were lacking for me in the other person, then I also lacked things that they needed or wanted. We are who we are. Some
New Auction
Who wants to be Fu-Owned?! Come let me Auction you off!!! I need at least 5 woman and 5 men to Auction off. How To Enter: The Auction will be Feb 1, 2008 - Feb 8, 2008. If you would like to enter th Auction, Fupal me the 5,000 fubucks and then Private mail me your information including what you will offer the winner and a pic (no animations please). The Rules.... 1) Must have a salute to bid unless otherwise stated, if it's ok with the person being bidded on that you dont have a salute it will be noted on their picture. Must have a salute to Enter the Auction. 2) Please no drama! If the drama is with a bidder you will be blocked, and if it's with someone in the auction they will be removed. Warning, there will be no name-calling. This is for FUN!! So, let's have fun!!! 3) The bidding will start at 50,000 fubucks. Other Items are totally acceptable as bids and please feel free to be as creative as you want to be when bidding. *NOTE: bids including Tickers,
Big Suprise For The Family
Tsisquo'ga Native American Queen ~ Club F.A.R. ~@ fubar Chief of Native American Pride@ fubar I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO LET THE FAMILY KNOW CHIEF AND I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE 1 PERSON EACH MONTH OUR N.A.P. MEMBER OF THE MONTH WITH THIS IT WILL INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING 1 ) YOU WILL HAVE N.A.P. MEMBER OF THE MONTH IN YOUR NAME FOR THE MONTH YOU ARE PICKED . 2 ) YOU WILL HAVE A SPECIAL ID . 3 ) WE WILL MAKE YOU A WEEKS OF N.A.P. TAGS JUST FOR YOU . 4 )YOU WILL GET A BIG PIMPING GIFT FROM THE CHIEF AND I AND IF THE OTHER MEMBERS WANT FROM THEM AS WELL. 5 ) WE WILL SHOWER YOU WITH MORE LOVE THEN YOU CAN HANDLE . 6 ) LAST BUT NOT LEAST A MORPH MADE BY ME OF WHAT EVER YOU WANT. WE ARE SO EXCITED THIS FRIDAY FEB.1ST WILL BE OUR FIRST POST SO BE READY AND KEEP AN EYE OUT YOU JUST MAY BE OUR NEW N.A.P. MEMBER OF THE MONTH.
Blooming Of A Red Rose (straight)
The Blooming of a Beautiful Red Rose Julie had seen what seemed like one bad relationship after another, thinking she was destined to either spend her life alone or stuck with some loser. Neither thought was too pleasant, in her mind. Like many others in similar situations, she found herself spending hours online, just to chat with a thoughtful friend, from someplace across the country. Her past relationships were always, just one more guy, trying to make her think, no one ELSE would ever want her. She is worried, that before she knows it, she will be 40 and how she has become accustomed to a lot of time alone. She was looking through her emails one day, when one seemed to peak her interest, more than the usual lame lines. She thought to herself, why not and replied thanking him for his compliments. His next mail told her his name was Jerry and 48, living about fifty miles away. She was thinking he must be nuts, to be impressed with her. They chatted back an
Small Breasts Lovers
Where did they all go? Did they all die out? Total extinction? I mean all those huge cleavage and big breasted default pictures.. men flock to them like dogs in heat.. Why is that? Where are all the tiny breast lovers? Are you all scared or embarrassed to be known? Oh well.. By overlooking us small breasted women.. you are missing out on some great people.. Your loss. Did you ever think.. some that show all that breast and cleavage that's all they have to fall back on?
Please Help Me In My Giveaway
Please come help me in my giveaway... I need 25,000 comments. I will help anyone in their contest/giveways that help me. Thanks in advance... Silverpixi The link is below
Ex.
Letter. I recently separated from my wife. When I went to get my things from her house, something was missing. She had kept the quilt that my grandmother had hand stitched for me before she died. Now she's sending me email telling me to come by the house and pick it up. I'm thinking that's not such a good idea since it wasn't a mutually agreed on separation and I'm not sure what I might be walking into. Should I follow my gut feeling and tell her to just bring it to the courthouse when we go meet to sign the divorce papers? My response. Always trust your gut. We have gut feelings for a reason.
Mom -
My sister, Adele, and I took mom to the emergency room Tuesday evening. Took her an hour to use the bathroom at home; she was having trouble catching her breath. Upon arrival, her oxygen level was 60 and it should be over 90. After many tests, they concluded she has pneumonia coupled with congestive heart failure, but the CHF wasn't really a real issue as opposed to the pneumonia. They gave her oxygen using a mask but also did it using the nose piece. She couldn't maintain oxygen level over 90 with the nose piece so she was admitted to ICU using the mask. They said she may just be in ICU for 12 hours or something like that then moved to a regular room. Said if all goes well she should be home in a few days, but pneumonia is nothing to sneeze at, excuse the pun. Oh and mom will be 85 on the 27th of this month. Adele and I left the hospital around 2:30 Wednesday morning. She is going to drive a co-worker to work in the morning the go see mom for a bit. Please keep mom
Looking For Fu-bucks??? Comments For Your Contests???
02-16-08 (play?)
February 16, 2008 Sup? Rock on! M u s i c: It's been known to tame the savage beast, Or heal a broken heart. It's a mood altering as drugs And as relaxing as a nights sleep. It's great to make love TO ... (wait ... I'll just have to take your word on that) It really doesn't matter the type Be it: Rock And ALL the different directions the that classification leads you ... -or- Funk
Omg What A Sick Fuck
superman@ fubar I LEFT A COMMENT ON HIS MUM ABOUT 'BUTTS' ASKING WHAT A CHICK'S BUTT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING CUZ ITS JUST FAT, AND THE BIGGER IT IS THE MORE FAT THERE IS.... HE RESPOND BY RATING ME A ONE THEN THIS CONVO TOOK PLACE: (U KNOW THE DEAL BOTTOM TO TOP) I LOVE IT I GOT CALLED A HIPPO LOL. ->~LIL DEVIL...: SINCE WHEN ARE HIPPOS A SIZE 3 superman: i do what i want when i want ok you stupid hippo ->~LIL DEVIL...: U ARE ONE SICK FUCK THAT NEEDS SERIOUS MENTAL HELP superman: cuz you ate her superman: ur ugly ->~LIL DEVIL...: HAVE FUN WITH THE AIR HUN CUZ I DONT HAVE A DAUGHTER ->~LIL DEVIL...: I DONT LISTEN superman: or i will fuck your daughter superman: when i say shut the fuck up u do it ->~LIL DEVIL...: SHUT UP LIL BOY superman: who says you look hot talk about fat asse slook at your blubber cheeks sit down cunt
New Yawk.
You Are 96% NYC Congratulations, you are truly a New Yorker. You've seen it all, and you're more than a little cynical. How NYC Are You? The only one I didn't check was "You know there's no real reason to go to Staten Island", because I was born and raised in Staten Island... :/
Me? A Flirt? Nooo.
You Are a Fun Flirt You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know. Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm. You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches. You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
R U A Donut?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdonutareyouquiz/
Carnal Tunnel Syndrome: Unteach Me
Almost a year ago, I met a boy on another website who shares my fondness for French erotica. We chatted for a while until he bored me to tears, but I was happy to take from the vacuous relationship a list of about five pornish films that I could add to my netflix queue. The first was Secret Things. I watched it a few weeks ago and loved it. I don't remember anything that happened in the film, but there were several fairly hot lesbian scenes. The second movie was The Piano Teacher. If I were going to recommend this movie to you, I would tell you to stop reading right now. As it is, though, I'm really not going to recommend the movie, so you should feel free to keep reading. Mark it as "already viewed" on your netflix account, and go on your merry way. But not before reading about WHY this movie doesn't belong on your netflix queue. It made me feel bad about masturbating. Let me explain. When I was a wee girl, I sometimes felt bad about masturbating. It felt good, and I went
Wtf
For a second night in a row there's some weird ass man comin into my hotel's business center to use the comp. I thought he is stayin here, but APPARENTLY NOT. WTF?!!! he comes in at around 12am and leaves at around 3am. fuckin asshole, but I am a lil creeped out tellin him anythin, since i am completely alone in here, and don't wanna get stabbed by a psycho. God, wtf!
Things About Me, 4 Jo0
1. I don't like most people very much, and think that humanity as a whole, is useless. 2. If I had to choose my ultimate career, I would be a theologian and spend my days analyzing the religions of the world, drawing parallels and disproving outdated theories. 3. I have a deep love and appreciation for music of all genres and use music to say things that I can't. 4. I'm like a sponge for knowledge and soak up as much as possible, and analyze and filter all information I take in. 5. People may view me as an asshole, and I will be one to you, unless I feel like you deserve otherwise. 6. I bow to the gods of Goatse and Meatspin and those who do not worship with me fear me as I deliver their message to all mankind. 7. I rarely see the surface of something, and tend to look more deeply into things without even really meaning to. 8. There are many sides to my personality, and you will only see what I allow you to see. 9. I am an INTP personality type. If you want to k
Roasted Vegetable Soup
I think I've come up with the world's greatest vegetable soup. I'm telling you this as much as anything because I can't find a pen and I need a place to write this down in case I forget it. If you're interested, though, give this a crack. It won't let you down:- Ingredients: ------------ 2 large carrots 2 small leeks 1 medium/large onion 1 medium/large rooster potato, peeled and diced 8 radishes Half a punnet mushrooms 250g (9oz) Lentils 1 tin chopped tomatoes 2 vegetable stock cubes 2 tsp crushed garlic 2 tsp crushed jalapeno chillis 4 tsp tarragon, chopped finely 1 tsp black pepper 1 tsp salt 1 large knob of butter Directions: ----------- - Fairly coarsely slice the carrots, leeks, onion and mushrooms. Finely slice the radishes. Place in a roasting tray, preferably without it all overlapping too much. - Melt the butter and add to the vegetables. Turn them over and mix them to coat. - Place in the oven at 200C (400F) until the veg has all started to brown (30
Jealousy
As is stated on my profile, I am married, spending time in the desert, and a great guy. Well, recently an issue has been arising, and I just want to get some venting out of the way. I do not like jealousy/distrust. Never have, never will. I am not really a jealous person, I do get my feelings hurt, but I do not show it and usually forget about it rather quickly. Now here is my issue. My Spousal Unit (SU), is Active Duty Army, back stateside. I understand that she has to deal with the three boys, get ready for a PCS move, and she still has to meet her obligations to the military. It cannot be easy, and is not something I could see myself doing as well as she has. She claims that when we talk on the phone I am distant, and I keep getting emails saying that I spend more time on FUBAR than I do talking to her. Well, yeah, I can agree. But usually if she is home, and I am actually online, we are chatting on yahoo, but there's also an 8 hour time difference to the East Coa
Ownership
I have issues. As always. Twice over the past weekend, I have read things in Chicago papers that made me realize that we live in an "all about me" world. I mean, come on..... I don't like the Cubs. Never have. My skin sizzles whenever I even get near the Cubs venue. Yet, Wrigley Field is a great place....historically speaking. The Bears even played there at some point. In April, 07, a guy by the name of Sam Zell bought the Chicago Tribune, which also included the Chicago Cubs in the deal. Supposedly, Zell doesn't mind disagreements and a good challenge. What he doesn't like is betrayal. However, betrayal is all good as long as you are the one in control. I sense conflict. Little money grubbing Zell, wants to sell the Cubs. Chicago knew something would happen when he took over. The Chicago Tribune had some serious debt. And in business, the name of the game is survival. So he wants to sell the name Wrigley. That's where I lose respect for the almighty dollar. I
What Kind Of Puzzle Are You?
You Are a Crossword Puzzle You are well read, and you have a good head for remembering facts. You are a wordsmith. You have a way with words, and you're very literate. You are a mysterious person who enjoys dropping little clues every now and then. What Kind of Puzzle Are You?
Atomic Kitten - Someone Like Me
Membership Rules
1. ALL MEMBERS MUST BE VOTED IN NO EXCEPTIONS!!! 2. Must have verified salute. It will be checked to see if its photo shopped. 3. NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND 4. MUST HAVE At least 20 pics of yourself. 5. Must rate/fan/add all members after voted in. 6. Home page must be added to fam once voted in 7. must add Dream Girlz to your nick once voted in 8. No being rude to other members. If you dont like them dont talk to them. All ex officers are an exception to the #1 rule, due to me becoming extremely close with them all. If you'd like to join just let me know. Thanks so much Shell
Im Canadian
Your Slanguage Profile Canadian Slang: 50% Southern Slang: 25% Aussie Slang: 0% British Slang: 0% New England Slang: 0% Prison Slang: 0% What Slanguage Do You Speak?
Finally.....
Im getting my hernia surgery this tuesday.....please keep me in ur thoughts, and hope i get through it ok....thanks!!! FTW
R.i.p Horny Little Cat..
So.....that cat i was bitching about ya know the horny lil puss... well she's dead.. Kitty's dead......thats what i said... That little horny m'fr crawled up in the engine of my van yesterday....... And then without knowing i started the van and well.... Kitty's dead.....thats what i said.
Helloooo????
What's everyone up to today? Stop by and keep me company, I'm bored! :(
Its Spring And Snowing
Today is the second day of spring and it is fricken snowing. We have bout an inch and are supposed to get 6-10 inches by tonight. What happened to global warming? Last year at this time it was in the 70's and I was putting the boat pier in the lake the first weekend in April. This winter is making me miserable
02-22-08 {and} 3/21 (back)
My Wife Joined Fubar!
Show her some love and add her as a friend, tell her I sent you. Sable@ fubar
Wanna Own A Slave Girl?
Angelynna www.fubar.com/angelynne is in an auction! Real life slave girl/submissive willing to be bought for a month on fubar. What i will give you: Added to my family for a month (includes access to my new NSFW pics) Your name next to mine for the month Rates of all your pics during HH Rates of all your stash during HH a salute with your name on it, SFW or NSFW up to you special chat time special webcam time possible real life meeting any other little "favors" you request (within reason) Please post bids in response to the blog. you are welcome to contact me directly if you have any questions. thanks! XOXO Angela
The Week
The best week of my life...I think. I pick my Love up from the airport, she's tired cranky and hungry..I don't even mind the fact that I have to work to get that first kiss. It's explosive. A year of held-back emotions, words that have been unsaid are spoken from heart to heart. I hold her, feel her heart beat next to me..and I know, this is forever, this is perfect, this is what God intended for me..this is the epitome of every love song, every poem..this is real, this is forever, and this is mine. I feed her and take her home, take her to bed where we hold each other. She is mine, she is in my arms..I'm finally complete. The part of me that has been missing since before birth, the part that I never knew was missing...was in my arms. I never knew happiness before this, I only thought I did. I cannot explain, but my heart was filled to bursting. I couldn't stop grinning, I thought I was going to bite my ears if I wasn't careful. For the very first time in my life that I can recal
Spiders
So we're laying in bed, right, I'm about to make him watch streaming episodes of The OC. While screwing around on here, a spider started crawling up the wall. He wouldn't kill it, he made me do it. I was just going to let it go, but he demanded that it be killed, and wouldn't do it himself. I have a feeling that this blog has killed any ounce of manhood that he had remaining...
Own The Sarge?
Have You Had A Chance To Own Me Yet?? Would You Like That Chance? Here Is Your Chance Again MilfSweetie's Auction You Have Yet Another Chance To Own The Sarge..Who Will Be My Owner This Time.. Renee's Auction
How Prissy Am I?
You Are Not Prissy You're the furthest thing from a princess - and you probably stay far away from any princess types you know. You have an easygoing approach to living. It doesn't take a lot to make you happy. And when life requires it, you're ready to get your hand a little dirty. There's no problem you're too prissy to tackle! How Prissy Are You?
Sexual Abuse/rape: My Story. My Letter To The Past.
Dear You, I want to cut your throat. I want you to feel like I did when you raped me of my innocence. I remember how hard it was to breathe after you had your way with me, time and time again. Sometimes it's still difficult for me to breathe. I was a child when it began. I remember how I made my dolls do what you did to me as a plea for help. Nobody caught on. Nobody saw what I was trying to scream. People asked me if I was being abused, but I protected you out of fear. You told me a million times over you'd kill my roots of life if I told. I never did. I kept silent to myself and turned the anger within. I turned to several forms of self destruction. I tried numerous times, from the age of four and on, to take my own life. Remember when I was in the middle of that busy street by our house? I was hoping a car would hit me so I could disappear. I felt dirty. I felt like I was nothing. I felt like I deserved what happened to me. What I never realized is that *I* was not dirty. *
3-30-08
I went to a funeral. For a young man...Timothy Plaistow. He was a senior in high school. He also used to live across the street from me. I watched him grow up and when I stop to think about it...that's when I first showed the desire to work with younger people...as a child myself. He would round up kids and they all would wait for me to get home to play basketball or catch. When I hugged his mom at the funeral...she thanked me. She said that Timmy always looked up to me. I still can't stop the tears...I still can't stop crying about it. He committed suicide...and even tho I was no longer a huge part of his life...I can't help but feel like I still could have done something differently. Please pray for his family...especially his mom who had to bury him...and his younger sister and brother who he left behind.
Here's The Deal
Ok, my plans to level or to have enough for the spotlight fell through since my VIP runs out Friday morning...What I did was bought a VIP from Sherrylicious for 200k in fubucks to give me another month of VIP to work towards my goal...I want to thank each and every one of you for your help giving me a great boost in making that goal...Later on today I'm going to try my best to make a thank you to all of you that have helped me in any way cuz you all deserve the recognition for the love and kindness you have shown me...So, I have set a 1 month goal to get the spotlight since my first goal was totally unreasonable...I love each and every one of you for all the fubucks pic/stash rates comments and bling that you have so generously given to me to help me out...
Say A Prayer....
Say a Prayer for Baby Aidyn.... Truck hits child in Mesa, drives away Comments 2| Recommend 1 David Biscobing, Tribune Police have arrested a woman suspected of running over a 3-year-old boy with her truck and driving away in Mesa on Saturday afternoon. The boy was riding a tricycle on a sidewalk in the xxxx block of E. xxxxxx Street, near xxxxxxxx Drive and xxxxxxxx Road, just after 3:30 p.m. As he crossed over a driveway, the woman backed over the boy, trapping him under the truck. The boys father saw it happen. When he sprinted up to the truck and began pounding on the windows to get her to stop, she drove away, police said. However, she was picked up shortly later when patrol officers spotted her truck driving down Alma School Road. The boy remains in serious condition, police said. A helicopter flew the boy to a trauma center to treat him for severe head wounds. However, doctors have been able to stabilize his condition, police said. Officers are checking
Taint Kicking Time!!
->26m_cam: :| wow..are you on something or are you just a moron?? READ MY PROFILE 26m_cam: u yahoo id? ->26m_cam: well if you had taken 60 seconds out of your busy camming schedule to actually read my profile, you would know 26m_cam: why sweetie ->26m_cam: no 26m_cam: cam to cam chat? ->26m_cam: ? 26m_cam: ? ->26m_cam: huh? 26m_cam: good webcam become sweetie ->26m_cam: fine & you? 26m_cam: hello sexi how are u He finally shut up :).
Wed 04-16-08 (chicken Scatch)
Rob Is Back In The Hospital/marissa's Rant
I am here to let you all know that Rob was brought back to the hospital last night. He started vomiting blood and collapsed shortly thereafter. As of right now, he is in critical condition and it is touch and go from here. There is a possibility he may be induced into a coma should he not show any signs of improvement. For me to have to tell you this news not only hurts, it has me outraged. This could have been avoided. You see Rob in the past two weeks has been telling people, "no stress", and his closest friends have concurred with that, yet there were still some people, even among those saying for him not to stress, that were putting more stress on him, thus leading to him being in another hospital. I have been with him periodically since he has been home; he and my sister were best friends and he became like family to all of us. While he was here, I saw some messages that were sent to him and sometimes heard his end of conversations, and people seemed to have no trouble cho
Loving You Truly
Words cannot express my love for you So pure, so wonderful and so true Words cannot explain My undying pain The pain I feel when we're apart Like a piece is missing from my heart But there's something you should know before I go on I'm really a flesh eating mutant monkey man from the planet Gorgon
Hummm
i took a friend to his doc appointment the outher day while i was ther thought i would get a quick look over for some pressure i was feelin in my chest ,well they did test and kept me for the last couple days seems i was having anouther hart attack,caught it early and came home to day more test to follow next week it was luck i guess,so if im not here as often it dont mean im mad or dead just trying to take care of stuff in life lov ya all take care...stefan
10 Things, Fuckos.....
Tell me 10 things you know about me or 10 things you like about me!! LOL This should be fun!
Surrender (contains Nsfw Sex /violene)
I saw you walk across the street as I lingered in the shadows of the alley. I knew you could feel Me but not see Me. as I followed you down the street remaining in the shadows, you turned but could not still see Me. I knew I would have no problem turning you to Me, for My own. to control to have as I wished and wanted to fulfill My needs. to give Me, My pleasures. you feel My being walking behind you. you feel My strength. but yet you do not see Me. as you turn to enter your home where you have always felt safe and protected, I smile a devilish grin.knowing I am soon to have you, to make you My pet, My slave, My slut to enjoy. I watch from the shadows as you prepare your meal. you begin to feel My stare but look and do not see Me. you begin to feel a heat grow between your thighs. you lick your lips ....but have no idea why you are suddenly feeling these urges. your cunt becomes moist and very heated. I watch you prepare to retire for the night, as you make your way thru the hous
Batteries Not Included
I love animals. I love them so much I have a small petting zoo. Living in my house are Cooch the Pooch, Rosie Bubbles the Hamster and fish Curly and Shemp. Hamsters Sid and Nancy and Guinea pigs Bonnie and Clyde live with me only during the summer. During the school year, they reside in my classroom. Enza will join the zoo around Memorial Day weekend. Cooch will be 14 on May 1. She was a birthday present from my parents when I turned 12. She has been a most awesome pet, kindhearted, unconditional love abounds and she is a great traveling companion. I tell her my secrets and I know they will go no further. While she excels at giving love and following me around when I am home, she never has been the brightest bulb in the chandelaire. She just bounces around with that silly dog smirk on her face, " Play with me, Marina!" "Throw the ball, Marina," "I ate all your pizza, Marina!" She was sprayed twice in one week by the same skunk while on vacation in the UP one year. She
Are Looks Everything?
So.... as my friends know I have been playing around with my default lately. A lot of people post pics that are not themselves.... Anyway, since I started doing it I have noticed that I get lots of downrates. Of course I could care less. It is interesting that before when I would scroll my bartab would go nuts but now... hardly any hits. I just got back from doing the soccer mom thing and noticed that I had a profile comment. It said: April 24, 2008 @ 4:32 pm What the hell is wrong with your face!? The same guy had left me a sb. Well... me being me I just had to respond. I copied and pasted it for you so you can read it from top to bottom (I'm nice like that). I have to say I am kind of amazed that someone would take so much time out of their day to tell someone they are ugly. Kevin: What is wrong with your face? ->Kevin: I am letting my true beauty show Kevin: It's not showing up too well... ->Kevin: awwwww you are going to hurt my e-feelings Kevin: There is no such
Um
i think i have a girlfriend.
Weds 04-30-08 (shrug)
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 whoopee! Who would have Dreamed? Funny how those days come before you know it! I hope that when this day arrived, it happened with everything you'd thought you could accomplish by now - ACCOMPLISH! and Went according to planned . . . hmmm While trying to decide on a subject matter today, I just went with the flow ... I'd knew I'd post "Kid Rock" newest single release for those who havent heard it. I kind of had a color scheme and look in mind, but nothing set in stone and went with whatever popped up and tired it out ... and the subject for discussion ... much like my life - Just fell into place! So, It's funn how things work out ... While looking for 'blue' things to add for flare here, I seen the Crystal Ball and was going to add that last ...
Screen Me!
Is it wrong to ask the TSA people at the Airport for an extra pat down? I could use the action. The way they looked at me, you would think it is.
Anyone?
So I've had a friend folder for a couple months - and I see everyone is adding people to friend folders - anyone want me to add their pic? I'm asking before stealing. :) Let me know...
Anyone Up For A Ride? [the Sin Wagon]
We're Gonna Do Some Mattress Dancing so bust out the Handcuffs and Whipped Cream and Are you YOU up for the ride? Well then, just Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people (be sure to put Sin Wagon in your friend request!) and then send me (aGEM4life) a private message (no shouts please) saying that you have taken the ride and R/F/A everyone! **Please make sure you R/F back and if you have already done this in the past simply leave em a comment saying "Sin Wagon already R/F you".** You will then be added to the list of riders. We are all here to meet new people and have fun so we ask that there is No Drama please. 1. '♥aGEM4life♥' 2. 'Keith' 3. 'UnknownCowboy' 4. '♥ღKateღ♥' 5.
Freaked Out
Ughh, my boss has a myspace page (he is the same age as I am), and I have a hint that he has been to my page. I have some pics of me havin a bash in one of the rooms with my coworkers, goin crazy and jumping off of stuff. I am a lil freaked out that he saw those pics. Plus theres a nice lil blog about my main boss, where I graphically describe everything I would like to do to him and his face. It involves a pig anus. Almost thinkin to delete myspace alltogether.
Addictive As Hell...
Fubar is so friggin addictive that I cannot seem to stay away regardless of what I wanna do. I said I was leaving..and look I am still here! AUGH! So get use to seeing me around for a long long time :)
Name That Tune!
Here it is! What is it? I dunno you tell me! First 5 to comment the right answer get 5k!! Talk about things and nobody cares Wearing other things that nobody wears Ya callin' my name, but I gotta make it clear Can't say where I'm gonna be in a year. Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent Said my get up and go musta got up & went. You got good news but you're a real good liar Cause backstage lover set your pants on fire. Riff 8x, then sweet emotion [2x] Pulled into town in a police car Your daddy said I took you just a little too far. Tellin' other things, but your girlfriend lied Can't catch me cause the rabbit done died. Standin' in front just shakin' your ass. Take you back stage you can drink from my glass. Talk about something you can sure understand Cause a month on the road and i'll be eatin' from your hand
Round 4!!
GETTING OUT OF THE CLASSIC ROCK SO STEP IT UP LOL 15K TO THE 1ST WITH THIS BAND AND TITLE! Evanescent like the scent of decay I was fading from the race When in despair, my darkest days Ran amok and forged her face From the fairest of handmaidens to A slick perverted wraith Nymphetamine Heaving midst narcissus On a maledict blanket of stars She was all three wishes Sex, sex, sex A lover hung on her death row I was hooked on her disease Highly strung like Cupid's bow Whose arrows hungered meat And the blinding flare of passion In the shade of narrow streets Where their poison never rationed All the tips they left in me Two tracks Bric-a-brac Something passed between us Like a bad crack Upward-lit I'd met another kind Of rat In fact With every Rome inside me Licked and ransacked She haunted at the corners of my mind In black Cataracts Wouldn't whitewash away Her filthy smoke stack She burnt me like a furnace For my future suicide L
What??????
ok are you kidding me???..i am fully clothed and the only thing showing is a LITTLE cleavage, which i cant hide unless i wear a turtleneck ...so because i have curves my body is nsfw?????..you know i could understand if i was like alot of girls on here and had my legs spread in panties and a bra...for their default pic...so what gives???..if i had no curves i'd be safe for work????..ok so what are they doing on fubar at work anyways??????..i am upset and it takes alot to get ME upset...i'd like a bouncer to tell me why..please?..i dont get it....ty
Stupid Bitch
So my last ex girlfriend (before my most recent) IMed me, and god this felt good: yourstruly2340 (1:34:20 PM): Ummmm If I'm such a bitch why am I still on ur list? ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:34:52 PM): you're not on my list. ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:35:08 PM): not blocked, no reason to. i dont check your status messages, and i dont care. ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:35:29 PM): maybe a couple months ago i thought there was redemption to your character, today i do not ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:35:41 PM): i am over you, and it feels good. ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:36:24 PM): you can have your joe, your puppy, your bowling, your life, and you know what? good luck with it. ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:36:32 PM): i dont hate you ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:36:38 PM): but i only see you would be rotten to me ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:36:52 PM): you want to think that our little fling ended all because of me, go ahead. ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:37:06 PM): get what you want in this world, the way you think you should ONLYoneCANNOLI (1:37:13 PM): i got enoug
Reasons Why Medieval Times Makes My Rear End Tighten.
Yesterday, being Mother's Day, my mom decided that she wanted to go to Medieval Times with the family. The family includes my adorable grandparents, my favorite cousin and my sister and her dad. I hadn't been to Medieval Times since I was my sister's age, It's been about 15 or so years. I know why I stayed away so long. All I can say is, thank God the bartender took pity on me and had a heavy hand with the Fat Tuesday. I think I killed about 3 drinks in the first half hour and I wasn't buzzed. On to reasons: 1 - The use of phrases like "Good Sir" and "M'Lady" and the fact that their staff is referred to as "wenches" or "squires". The use of these words does not offend me, I just think it's ridiculous. 2 - It seems like a DisneyLand for Dungeon and Dragons buffs. I think I saw enough customers in costumes to re-staff the entire cast, should the need arise. Some people got a little TOO into it. 3 - Half the cast was large and slow. And the girls that were large
Hillary Clinton!
Damn DragonMaster.... no horses... Unless you count Julia Roberts lol God I am so ashamed... My Master and Hillary both got the Hoff! *cries*
Yamaha Has Been Totaled
On Saturday afternoon I was riding my Yamaha and the front wheel bearing went out. I chose to take the grass over the pavement because it was wobbling out of control. While trying to slow down in the grass the bike launched and started flipping. I wouldn't let go of it because I wanted to save it. It flipped several times, smashing my head between it and the ground. On the third flip it knocked me out. When we came to a stop the bike was on top of me and the exhaust was burning through my forearm. A friend that was riding with me had to pull it off of me. I was out for at least 4 minutes. When I woke, I jumped up, started asking questions,and then passed out again. I am bruised, cut up and my legs feel like rubber when I walk. I had on my helmet and it is NOT cracked, scratched or dented. I'm impressed with it. I will totally heal and be riding the Suzuki soon, while trying to rebuild the Yamaha again.
Pimpin Aint Easy!!
Pimpin' Ain't Easy!! MEET OUR SEXY PIMPS!! YEAH I KNOW WE GOT SOME OF THE FINEST MEN ON FUBAR...DONT HATE!! LADIES PLEASE RATE/FAN/ADD ALL THESE SEXY MEN AND PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELVES. SMACK DADDY PIMP'NEST/CO-OWNER ♠DMTRS♠PU$$YCAT*PLAYMATE P!MP@ fubar DARKE DON/CO-OWNER DamienDarke:The Darke OG Pimp of the Pu$$yCat Playmates - Owner of MzBooti2Big@ fubar DON jp PIMP TO THE PU$$YCATS
I Wish...
...that certain people would quit saying the same fucking thing over and over and over again, when they KNOW that I see things from a different point of view than they do. Then they wonder why I want to die...
I'm Looking For A Girlfriend
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with
Mon 05-26-08 (grillin')
________________ Monday, May 26, 2008 Memorial Day ... Knowing that I have readers That are not American & surely don't understand our holidays - I apologies for all my patriotic flare. I assure you that my Blog wont be "all American" theme But as you see - It does have a look of one! Believe me, there's plenty of our countrymen who only observe the day as an extended weekend day - most excellent way of kicking off the summer season with a good ole "Cook Out"
I Don't Get It
two days ago I woke up with a bruise on my butt, and one on my leg. And yesterday I woke up with a fuckin bump on my head that HURRRTS, like I hit it. The catch is, I sleep alone during the day, and have NO idea where those came from. Just completely baffled, esp the head one. Its a good sized bump too...
Total Bitch Mode!!
THIS is a shout i got from someone i sent a shout to asking to help me in a contest. NOW... As many of you know... IM NOT A SELFISH PERSON. If there are anyone among you that feel i HAVE been selfish PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT so that i can SINCERELY apologize! (((No jokes you jackasses!! If it is a joke make sure to mark it J/K :P:P))) ANYWAYS... Here's the shout! "LadyC...: sorry you are point whoring to the wrong person.. i have no interest in R/F/A people i've never spoken to.. i think that part of this site is so obnoxious.. god forbid there was anything genuine from any of you asking for this shit.. THIS CAME FROM: Name: "LadyCinFul... (Dont point whore to me, I will block you!)
Now What Do You Do Exactly?
I have been watching the bulletins a bit lately and I see the one's for "level me"..."help me spotlight" and things like that. Now I won't hate on anyone's hustle but when I go and check these people's names they have some "family" or "group" attached to it. I have helped "prospects" from some groups level by pimping them out and so on but what I don't understand is why..if you're a group owner or part of a group are some of you not putting forth the effort to help your own? I am not saying this is always the case. I see Club FAR takin care of home, Shadow Levelers takin care of business but some of the "smaller" more exclusive groups just run around site saying "I'm a group"..so what? What good is being in a group or owning a group that doesn't do shit but rock a name?? Personally, I'd be embarrassed be in or do either. So, in all fairness, if you're IN a group or Own one...please do tell.........what's your purpose because I'm nosey. Why are MOST of you NOT helping your
Homecoming
I had been gone for a week and was finally going home. I had waited for this day with great anticipation for I missed my woman. While waiting at the airport for my flight thoughts of her ran through my head. I could not stop thinking about her pretty eyes and amazing smile. Sitting in wait was total agony for I longed to hold her close and kiss her tender lips lightly. Finally the time for my flight had come and my heart jumped with joy knowing it would only be a couple more hours till she was in my arms again. After the flight had landed I rushed into the airport looking all around to see her, my heart racing faster with each passing moment. After what felt like an eternity she finally came into my sites. At that moment everything else in the world no longer matter. The only thing that mattered was getting her into my arms, smelling her unique scent, and seeing the sparkle in her eyes for the love we had between us. Slowing I leaned into her and pressed my lips to hers. They felt s
None 4 Me, Thanx
Had i known 15 yearz ago what i know now, i wouldve married one of my ex girlfriendz and gotten her tubez tied so i wouldnt have 2 be single now just becuz i dont want kidz.
Come On People
It seems as though the world today is at a loss of how to attract an actual partner...and no I dont mean a sex partner, I mean a life partner. And as I analyze people I see whats going on here. So I decided to let out a few secrets for those of you who want a lasting relationship. For women seeking men: 1. Do not take a man home from a bar and expect it to work. 2. Do not make yourself too available...that only makes you seem desperate. 3. Jealousy and distrust will lead to disaster. 4. Stop talking about your ex bfs. 5. keep the drama to a minimum. 6. Even if its something that you dont like, take an interest in his interests. 7. Make him wait to tap that. 8. Dont be materialistic 9. Be a freak in the sheets, not in the streets For men seeking women: 1. Stop with the perverted comments...its a huge turn off when we dont know you. 2. Dont push a woman to speak with you because that will only push her away. 3. Make yourself available at her convenience. 4. Treat women
Surprise Buttsecks?
"An unexpected event will soon make your life more exciting"
How To Answer A Question
One of the many reasons why I love meetings so is how people answer questions, take for example if I asked the question how many fingers am I holding up? In a typical meeting for me, the answer would be something like this: Ok, well you have your thumb, your index finger, your middle finger, your ring finger, you pinky finger. Your thumb is technically not a finger so it wouldnt count, but then again its not up anyway, your pinky is down, your ring finger is down, your middle finger is up, and while your index finger was up, for some reason you have now put it down, so only your middle finger remains. Thats right mother-fucker, next time answer the damn question. Seventy-two words for a one word answer, and I only wish I was exaggerating.
Liking (licking) Pussy
I have to say I am REALLY annoyed with all these whores that touch some chicks' boobs in Cancun, then say they are Bi. I knew I have been bi ever since I was born. When I was 5 yo, I would try to peak under bathroom stalls, completely oblivious to the fact that they could see me back. WHen I was 7, my friend and I coerced our other friend to show us her goods. In HS, my friend (who didn't consider herself BI) decided to compare our private parts, which we did. After that we were taking showers and sleeping together almost every night. She was the first person to give me an O, and I had no idea what the fuck happened, besides the point that it felt really good. She said she also thought about women when she was little. So to all these fakers that start thinkin about pussy only when they chug down a gallon of Tequila- Fuck Off.
Grrrr
This is a venting blog...grrr.... I fuckin HATE immature 20 somethin year old drunk navy idiots. So generic and fuckin annoying, with nasty manners and lame ass jokes. Ofcourse, I got 2 last night (they ALWAYS come in packs). If their IQ was any lower, it would make a hole in the ground. I am not a 17 yo ICP fan to drool all over their lame ass jokes and tongue rings. Speaking of piercings, I know I am bias, but I believe that MOST people who have them on their face are nasty inbred white trash. (there are SOME exceptions, but very rare). Especially when it comes to women. Do you REALLY need more fuckin holes in that face of yours?? Anyone that is vain enough to think that making holes in their face would make them more interesting/beautiful/awesome/original can go FOAD! I'm done
Sometimes..
..i wonder if 'best buy' wants to do anything but ass rape and sodomize me.
Just Some Quotes I Like
Behind every beautiful person there is some kind of pain. You're so guilty it's disgusting, he's been sneakin' underneath your sheets & your hands have been in places that they probably shouldn't go, but don't worry sweetie, 'cause I already know. The reason we close our eyes when we dream, kiss and cry is because the most important things in life are not seen with our eyes, but felt with our hearts. No matter what I'll make it and if I'm not happy, I'll fake it. Cause I've been through back stabs, scumbags and lies. I got a whole list of people I despise so if you got my trust don't lose it and if you got my love don't abuse it. Just cause I'm a flirt doesn't mean I'm a hoe. Unlike most girls, I know how to say NO! My attitude can change in a minute flat. Go from (sweet) like this, to [rude] like that. You always said it was your way or the highway. So, I'm shiftin my life into drive... kissin the past goodbye... I don't know what your problem is but I b
Strange Strange Dream
Last night I had one of the strangest dreams I've ever had in my life, It was about the ninja turtles I was Master Splinter. I was sitting down reading the news paper and in comes Leo and Ralph. for some reason the mood struck me to say " have you guys been training like good ninjas" leo replies " Oh my god why are you ruining my life. why can't you just leave me to be what I wanna be!!?!?" Ralph then sits down on the couch and turns on his ipod really loud and says " I hate this family so much" thats about all I can remember... I have so many questions... Why was Ralph dressed like an emo kid....Why was I Master Splinter? Why do I always get the crazy dreams? so few answers :(
Unexpected Sex From Fu Whores
candy_88: please i need a good spanking you can spank me where ever you want candy_88: if your so mean would you spank me From time to time I always get some random chick rattling my shoutbox. this convo was just last night. I guess it's safe to say that not all men on here are perves huh, ROFL
Sorry...it's Happened Again..
Hi guys...and guyettes...hehehe I wanted you all to know that I won't have internet access untill after I get back from holiday. I have dial up as a temporay solution, but won't have broadband access untill 30th June, and we don't get back till 5th July. I won't go into the reasons for all this happening, but suffice to say I'm a bit pissed off with my last provider. I got the use of this PC to let you all know that I haven't disappeared,and that I hope to be back as soon as I can. Till then , I hope that you are well, and are having a great time. I hope that I don't miss anyone's birthday, or important event, during this time. If I have, please let me know in a message and I will catch up with you as soon as I get back. Take care my friends, I'll be thinking of you all. your friend Adam
Mephistopheles
I don't get where guys get off thinking that shit like this is OK... I wonder if he's ever gotten anyone to go along with it. He probably has... Mephistoph...: ok bye ->Mephistoph...: No Mephistoph...: is that ok? Mephistoph...: just see you on cam ->Mephistoph...: So, because YOU think I'm hot, and ask for a favor, I'm expected to what??? Mephistoph...: your hot is all ->Mephistoph...: What would that have to do with any kind of favor? Mephistoph...: got a webcam ->Mephistoph...: Depends on the favor. Mephistoph...: mind if i aska favor ->Mephistoph...: Hi Mephistoph...: hello Mephistopheles@ fubar
~ Come Undone ~
What does a person do when they come undone? How does one keep picking themselves up off the floor when knocked down? How many times can a person offer their heart only to have it shattered into a million pieces....the job starts again of picking up the pieces slowly.....but do they ever recover every piece? Why is it that you can come to someone pure of heart, not look at their past failures and offer them all the best that you are and have them say 'Yes' to you, only to later have you die in their arms as they tell you that you deserve someone better....or make you pay for the sins of those failures before you. There is a lot of pain and sorrow here with people reaching out to each other as friends, sometimes more....only to have things come full circle and repeat the same mistake, or slip back into the sadness they are accustomed to. How does a person refill after giving everything and getting back nothing, or false hope and promises unfulfilled? I have no answers. Or how does a p
Miserable Cunts!
They just can't seem to get enough of me. Now read. This is really hilarious. I haven't been with Pat over a month now. I think I talked to him once? And that was telling him to unhook his xBox name from my email. Other then that, I don't have much to say to him, but I guess his sister has a lot to say to me. The fat miserable bitch now things I stole her perfume. Let me tell you this. I own a bottle of perfume that is worth more then her fucking life. Oh wait, then I guess it is cheap perfume then. In all seriousness, shes accusing me of stealing $10 perfume. The fuck is wrong with this dumb cunt. Anyways, for your reading pleasure: god i hate you. and i know it was you who stole all my curve. i hope you die. have a good one, slutbag... As always, I return the favor: Because I want to smell like a miserable, fat cunt? Think again. You couldn't pay me to take your cheap nasty perfume. Are you sure you didn't eat it? I find it amazing that you just can't see
Lounge Auction Rules!!!!!
THE DRUNKEN LIZARD LOUNGE AUCTION RULES: 1. AUCTIONS ARE HELD EVERY TUESDAY AND THURSDAY WITH TUESDAY THE FEMALE MEMBERS BEING SOLD IN THE DRUNKEN LIZARD AND ON THURSDAY THE MEN WILL BE SOLD IN THE ASYLUM. DROP ME A MESSAGE HERE, OR JAIME DAWN A MESSAGE I ADVANCE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE PUT IN THE AUCTION 2. TO BID OR BE BID ON YOU MUST BE A LOUNGE MEMBER 3. ALL THOSE BEING BID ON MUST RATE ALL PICS AND STASH OF THEIR HIGHEST BIDDER, AS WELL AS PUT FU OWNED BY IN THEIR NAME FOR 1 WEEK. 4. THE BIDS ARE FOR FUBUCKS, AND YOUR BID IF IT IS THE HIGHEST IS A CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FUBUCKS, DO NOT BID!!!! 5. THERE IS A 20% TRANSFER FEE WHEN SENDING FUBUCKS KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN PLACING A BID. 6. IF YOU ARE UP FOR AUCTION. UPON RECEIVING YOUR WINNINGS FORM YOUR HIGHEST BIDDER, YOU MUST PAY THE PERSON WHO AUCTIONED YOU OFF 10% OF YOUR WINNINGS. 7. IF THE HIGHEST BIDDER CAN NOT UPHOLD HIS EN
The Incredible Hulk
Quiz question, on the subject of famous quotes : "Don't make me (blank), you wouldn't like me when I'm (blank)..." Exercising? Sexy? Scared? Hungry (haha)? If instead of any of these, you answered "angry", then award yourself a biscuit, you're already smarter than the makers of 'The Incredible Hulk'....
Rules - Read Often
INTRODUCING~OMEGA BOMBERS~We are a new family here on the Fu and want to have some fun.BUT...As with all families, we have to have some rules.#1 - Everyone is required to Rate/Fan/Add ALL family members. This can be easily accomplished because their is a folder that has every members picture in it. Each one is ripped so that you can go directly to their page. If it is found that you haven't done so, you will be asked to correct the situation or submit your resignation. Those are the only 2 choices.#2 - If you are CURRENTLY in a contest or have one coming up in the near future, DO NOT ask to join this family. The reason is, we are about fairness to all family members and if you are just joining for help, scroll on by.#3 - There will be NO MORE THAN 2 family members in a contest at the same time. Before you enter into a contest, please submit a request to the homepage for approval. ALSO, before submitting a request, you MUST be actively bombing for no less than 10 days before hand
Vacation - Leave Love Please
Hello My Dear Friends... I will be vacationing the 22nd through the end of the month and perhaps a few days beyond...lol I have a lot of work to do while I am gone... pedicure, pampering, shopping, get my tan on.... drinking, swimming, partying with friends, etc....etc! lol Sounds miserable, doesn't it?! Big LOVE to y'all...hope to find lots of love waiting for me when I get back! xoxoxxx Your SuperGirl
If I Am Not On....
To all of those who know me and talk to me. I had to have a biopsy on Tuesday. I got the results today and it came back that I have cancer. I don't know how bad it is yet. It is early stages in the spot that was found. But we do not know if it has spread anyone or was in any other part of the body. Please pray for me and keep positive thoughts in my direction. I just wanted to let everyone know in case I am not on. Of course I am usually logged on but I won't be at the computer much. Thank you everyone!
Woot!
Well that whole bf thing... I spoke to soon. LMAO!! But guess what I dont give a damn. I am single and in Texas...maybe I can find a cute cowboy in tight jeans haha. I did find out my babys daddy is out of prison and not too far from here. Have you seen his pic? yea I am not gonna try anymore. I mean I would like a relationship. I hate being lonely but I am not gonna search for it. If it finds me then thats great. I got a start on a tan today. Played with water guns and in the sprinkler with my son. hehe like a kid again. Now I am all pink and tomorrow I will b a slight shade of brown. (I have to burn a bit to get a tan lol) I am getting used to it here and starting to like it. gets a little better each day. :D Ok as always....hugz n kisses to all that give a damn enough to stop in and read this. And a little ass bite for all the sexy men on my list (yea yea I am an ass addict.)
Sun 06-22-08 (head In The Clouds)
Sunday, June 22, 2008 ello - And Wow - Wow Indeed Writing today's date made me start dreaming again ... I cant believe that we already are that far into the season? After the summer solstice (the longest day of the year) we lose a minute each day. So I started thinking that if we lose a minute a day - We must be on the down swing then (over the hump)? If Summer begins at the the peek then it's already ending just as it starts . . . *shakes head* I just confused myself, are YOU still with me? And that's why I try not to think TOO hard -
Survey I Have To Pass On....apparently.
You Can Only Type One Word. (I will prolly choose to ignore this rule) Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? up my ass on vibrate 2. Your significant other? awol 3. Your hair? attached to my head 4. Your mother? smothering 5. Your father? teddy bear (only alot bigger) 6. Your favorite thing? pussy 7. Your dream last night? odd 8. Your favorite drink? Mt Dew 9. Your dream/goal? happiness and bliss 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? blissfully happy 14. Where were you last night? shit I gotta think about this...oh yea...downtown pickin up prostitutes 15. What you're not? a chick. Yea def not a chick 16. Muffins? sure pass em on over here 17. One of your wish list item
Please Save Your 11s Help Make Fu History...
>MY VERY FIRST HAPPY HOUR SATURDAY JUNE 28 08 @ 6 PM FUBAR TIME A Big THANK YOU goes out to ~Texas Twister~ my NEWEST Fu Owner for this HAPPY HOUR Please show her some love. She is a WONDERFULL person , a great friend and an AWESOME OWNER I am ASKING ALL my friends to come join me for my very first Happy Hour I want to make FU HISTORY and try to level to GODFATHER on this Happy Hour. YOU have all done such a fantastic job on getting me this far in just over 2 months since my account was hacked and deleted. I just KNOW we can DO THIS...why???.... Because OF YOU...My Locked Cocked and Ready to Rawk Friends...YOU ALL KICK ASS !!!!! SHOW ME MAD LOVE....LETS MAKE FUBAR HISTORY...SATURDAY JUNE 28 AT 6PM FUBAR TIME Earn fubucks as you rate your way thru my page....several folders are marked rate all 100 for 5,000 fubucks, Ive added new STASH also......so come join me on this Historic event and make me GODFATHER This Bulliten copied and alt
Sometimes I Forget...
how much I love John Mayer. Hate if you must. Sucker (Live Acoustic) - John Mayer Sometimes, I wish that I was the weather You'd bring me up in conversation forever And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day Oh, sometimes I wish that I was a cold beer I'd rest assured that you would hold me near I'd be guaranteed to be just what you need CHORUS And there could be no other way, 'cause you're so, you're so lame Your tired words are all, they're all the same Yeah I would walk and I'd surely walk away If I wasn't such a sucker for you Sometimes, I wish that I was a bong hit You'd let me in and you would love every minute And tell the room the things I did to you... Oh and there could be no other way, 'cause you're so lame Your tired words are all, your tired words are all the same Yeah I would walk you know I'd surely walk away If I wasn't such a sucker for you I see your world with rosey-colored glasses on Wanna right what I see wrong I could n
Is He My Stalker??
So yesterday, I got home and was on the phone with my cousin Rick talking about a bbq we are doing at his sisters house Friday when I noticed a hand written letter sitting on my kitchen table. Now, we all know and love email, so its very rare that I receive a hand written letter. I tell Rick I go because dinners ready but really I just wanna read the letter. I ask Jerry where it came from because so far all I have read of it is the first line and Im thinking oh god its an x boyfriend or something proclaiming their love for me. BOY was I wrong. The letter which was just PLACED in my mailbox without an envelope was from my dads cousin through marriage. After reading it I immediately call my uncle who deals with this side of the family that now I believe is crazier than my moms side. He says hes going to get to the bottom of this. This is beyond creepy. No one in the family has ever just done this before. We didnt even grow up talking to this family really. I mean I remember seeing
Tagged, Round 2, Part 2.
Tagged by: Darth Goatse {Juggalo Mafia}@ fubar Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a spelling and punctuation Nazi. 2. I work double shifts pretty much all weekend, every weekend. 3. I have arthritis in my knees and ankles and have ever since I can remember. 4. I hate it when people spam my sb (Example that just happened: >Mel~*SER G...: I don't know you. Don't spam my sb. Mel~*SER G...: i need comment bombing! 5k for 100 comments! http:...) 5. I like it when people fuck with me in my sb though. It helps me get out some aggression. 6. I like to do word puzzles, but I hate word finds. 7. I love music and my iPod is one of
Everyone Has A Right Know Why
I know everyone is pissed at me about the happy hours. I am very sorry I life is a living hell right now . You can believe me or not it doesn't really matter because i have already been called all the mnames and every thing. I have had to move in with my folks and I am in he middle of a terrible custody battle.the attorney fees are killing me but kids come first. I will give happy hours when i can. If that isn"T good enough them I am sorry I apologize. Do and say what you feel you must becausr believe me it wouldn'y be any more hurtful than what I am going threw right now>
I Have A Crush On You!
Ok so having just one crush isn't enough! I have a crush on all of these fu's! I want you to go see all of them and tell them my secret! F/A/R them if you haven't already and tell them that...Cuffed has a crush on you...leave it in a page comment as well! Give them eash 10 rates...stash or pics it doesn't matter. When your done come pay me a visit...Leave me a page comment that you loved up all my crushes and I will come love on you! (I always come bearing some kind of goodies as well!) TboneDaddy @ fubar Dr@gonMaster @ fubar "Master" of Desires@ fubar ~PebblesinAZ~Argonutz' Angel~Read Blogs!!
Another One Of These Thingies
Here is what ya do.... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Ok...here we go..I think we can all agree that I am perfectly normal and there is nothing weird about me...pfffft 1. Everytime I look at my feet I think of Fred Flinstone...yabba dabba doo. 2. I'm sick right now and ready to throw up. 3. Fubar names with "bi" or "69" in them irritate the piss out of me. 4. I have about 30 pairs of flip flops to show off my yabba dabba doos. 5. I have a boyfriend named Moen and my husband doesn't mind. 6. I love canned spinach preferrably the one with Popeye on the can. 7. Sometimes my hair gets in my face and scares me. 8. I have another boyfriend named Mille
Release Your Inner-midget!
For those that hadn't noticed: Friday afternoon we released the fubar Midgets onto the world! They're basically mini profile widgets (hence the name). They look very similar to the tooltips on fubar, only you can embed them almost anywhere (myspace, facebook, your blog, etc). They're updated in real-time, so your friends can see your current fubar status, click through to your profile/photos etc. The best part is-- you get fubucks/points everytime someone sees it! (unique viewers, not including when you embed it on fubar.com) On your (power) homepage you'll also find a 'Midget Views' row in the center of your stats. From there you can track how often people are viewing it and how many fubucks/points you're getting. You can find your Midget by clicking on the 'My' tab on the header bar at the top of the page. Or by going to your Midget's page. In the near future we'll be adding more stuff for people to do through the midget... rating/commenting/messaging/etc. Stay tuned...
Holy Shit
Did you see that!!!
I Wait For You Within My Heart.
I only think of you on two occasions thats day and night! I imagine youre out there some ware, destiny waiting to allow our paths to cross. They say, each person enters our life for a period for which their purpose was for. So I shall wait anxiously while you learn lifes lessons, then come to me through my hearts door. Baby, has your heart been worn, broken and tore, well perhaps that was the purpose of all those who came before. Many have been wooed by words, a pretty face, a hope for more, left alone in the bed, to feel like nothing more than a whore. Youre too good for that, a heart of gold, wanting only to be loved. It is not so much to ask. Many have asked, why do I meet all the a**holes and d**ks. Why is God doing this to me, is this how someone up there is getting their kicks? No sweet angel, someday to be mine. It is no ones fault, not even your own. Someone was there, new the right things to say and do. And you my sweet angel, no longer wante
Phuck The War.
I stole the facts in this blog from Suzie, but since she never comes on Fubar she won't care. The song is by Thrice, its about how big countries don't do enough to help those in need. (Including those in need in our own country.) Perhaps instead of fighting wars, we should focus on feeding the hungry, or helping the victims of genocide in Darfur. Thrice - Cold Cash, Colder Hearts. They are sick, they are poor And they die by the thousands and we look away They are wolves at the door And they're not gonna move us or get in our way 'Cause we don't have the time Here at the top of the world Feeling alright Here at the top of the world We hold our own by keeping our hearts cold Different god, darker skin They are just not a burden that we'd like to bear They are living in "sin" There are so many reasons for us not to care But I'm feeling alright Here at the top of the world Doing just fine Here at the top of the world We've learned money matters
Come Lend A Hand For Me!!
I'm in a giveaway right now for a bling pack, 20k wins...can you come lend me a hand and bomb my pic? Would apprieciate all the help and luv!!!! Thanks to all my friends that have helped so far...luv you all!!! MMMMMUAH!!!!
What's The Matter With People???
See Two Sick Horse F**ckers and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.comSee more funny videos at Funny or Die
Pissed Off Rant
Well....I just had this complete asshole come to my page and re-rate me a 1 from a 10 all because he said he had sent me two shout box messages and I didnt answer. He called me a fake person and then deleted me. Well to be perfectly honest this really pisses me off. I am not a fake person and I try very hard to get back to everyone who comes and leaves love on my page.What some people dont understand is just because my status says I am online it doesnt mean I am at my computer. I leave my fubar on 24/7 but alot of the time I am puttering around the house doing other things. And also by the time I get back alot of the shout box messages I get are gone already because I get quite a few. I dont mean to sound like a bitch but excuse me if I am not here waiting on the edge of my seat for my shoutbox messages! My true friends know that I am not a fake person....I go out of my way to try and help as many people as I can on here and chat to as many as I can as well. So if you are one of those
Bitches
DR DRE LYRICS Bitches Ain't Shit Ringtone Complimentary "Bitches Ain't Shit" Ringtone Bitches Ain't Shit Ringtones "Bitches Ain't Shit" (feat. Snoop Dogg, Dat Nigga Daz, Kurupt, Jewel) [Snoop] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks... [Chorus: Snoop (2X)] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick Get's the fuck out after you're done And I hops in my ride to make a quick run... [Dr. Dre] I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets Peep, the shit got deep and it was on Number 1 song after number 1 song Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2 And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin' Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin'
Humanity
I get asked quite often what makes me so bitter towards humans. While I am a misanthrope, I can attest that there is about 10 % of me that isn't. What has recently irked me, however, is a conversation with one person that told me that "we" as humans are the highest thinkers out there, and if its not for "our" superior intellect, the planet would be a complete mess. The issue I had with was a "we" statement. I don't believe in humanity being a superior for of life, but in a handful individuals out there that made it possible for us to function. "we" did not invent the wheel, it was one smart fucker that did. Galilei and Copernicus were both chastised by the church for saying that the Earth rotated around the Sun. It was a handful of people like Marie Curie which lost her life in the name of discovering radiation to cure people, Louis Pasteur that came up with various vaccines to heal people, and others. While there are numerous names of people that have dramatically contribute
Place Your Midgets Here
Pathetic....
So the Downfall to anonymous gifts...Now people can talk shit and not have to worry about them knowing who said it....honestly if i was to say this to someone i wouldn't hide and send the message as an anonymous...thats just plain dumb, stop being a pussy! geesh! what are we in high school? LMFAO!
Midget Tossing Is Fun!!! It's A Midget Orgy!!! Roflmao! Feel Free To Add Yours!!!
Sometimes I Just Can't Help Myself
I think I hurt his fu gals feelers djmoya left you a new photo comment! djmoya rated your photo a '1'! djmoya just checked you out! My Unread Photo Comments djmoya (Online) Does the government give money for finding a new species i may have found a real Sasquatch! 23 mins ago >djmoya: your not listening ->djmoya: yawn .... djmoya: are you calling your self an old slam? ->djmoya: awww damn ...see you need to move on from the old slams to something new ...have to keep it fresh or you get dull erastus: I'm in your shoutbox?!? djmoya: sorry that movie is to old to refrence please try again... beep ->djmoya: but you keep plugging at it slugger ->djmoya: dont get ahead of yourself .... you got a long ways to go grasshopper djmoya: yea i know im fuckn awesome ->djmoya: ->djmoya: there you go ... good for you using my old suggestion you even managed to mix it up and try make it look like your own material djmoya: maybe the nurse at the cent
Your Opinion Matters
The quickest way to get someone to form an opinion is to tell them yours. Example: Me: So how do you want to sort the groups? Them: I don't care. Me: Ok, we'll do it by business function then alphabetically Them: Oh no, don't do it like that!
So While I've Been Away.....
So, apparently, word has spread of my "expertise with weird carcass disposal methods. Thursday, I received a phone call from a friend in the university's Department of Occupational and Environmental Services. He knew of my work with my radioactive rats, and wanted my opinion on how to dispose of something. I went over to his office to see what was up. Apparently, another lab had some animals they needed to dispose of, but they were of a "special" nature. They were woodchucks, but not just your normal, garden-variety woodchucks. Oh no, that would have been too easy. This lab had been experimenting with woodchuck hepatitis, which apparently (my new favorite word) acts very similar to human hepatitis. This made the carcasses biohazardous waste, which, in and of itself, isn't an issue. They were also contaminated with Carbon-14, a slightly radioactive isotope with a half-life of around 5000 years. No kidding. This presented a special problem, since you can't have biohazardous waste alon
Not A Option
I once read to never make someone an priority, when they make u an option,that statement is so true.Its like u trying to hold on to something that no longer wants to be attached. Once u pull that part off and replace it with something that fits tight, u begin to feel more secure and feel better about movin on, knowing that piece will not fall off for a long time, which makes u feel free. I have learned to follow that phrases and stop trying to care for thoese who don't care about me and Im feeling so much better about self and so much more free to live life to the fullest.
Lets Play A Game=) ( Come Play With Me) Lol
TRUTH COMES OUT! I stole this idea from someone who stole this idea from someone... lool. But basically, it's a way to find out exactly what I think about you...and the truth. I'm not going to lie, whether I strongly dislike you, like you, dislike you, or love you. Its going to be straight up true...but don't get mad at what I write, cause like I said, i'm goin to be real with you. YOU just need to put your first name THEN, check back in a day or two && look && see what I wrote. I'll reply to all of them and tell you EXACTLY how I feel about you. I'll tell you if I like you, Think you're annoying, whatever. NO holding back, so be careful. I'll TRY be nice to most, but I'm gonna be 100% honest Do you Dare?? *Evil Grin*
She Made Me Do It.
Ok, so it's not really lyrics. But there is a song in the video. Beauty and the Mess/Jen posted a song video that had Supernatural as the subject. Reminded me of this. I loves it. Might just be because I'm in severe lust with Jared Padalecki. Ohhhh yeah. This has a lot more of the storyline in it if anyone is interested, it's like 8 minutes.
Oh Goodie
I am under a tropical storm warning... and hurricane watch YAY!
Online Whore Or...
I love how if I don't engage with online pervs I'm an "uptight twat". Verbatim. And if I do... I'm an online whore. Gee, which would I rather be? pfft. Morons. -REL
Oh Mister President!
...............i think fubar needs a mumm president and a staff to go along with it. here the rules......first come first person to get a tittle ........... here is what i got so far for a staff. im the president........GET OVER IT ooga booga!! President- me.........OF COURSE V.P.- superman "the other black guy" ...or some juggalo ...but ill get a better response if supe is my vp! so supe is my v.p! secretary of defense- still open for negotiations supreme judge person.......8 spots open- 1)bludgeon is one.....so he can give his own.....unique brand of fu justice 2)evil ash...........cause she is evilllll! DEA GUY- Seamus........ironically THATS ALL I GOT .........SO FAR warning........hot mummetes are encouraged to apply.......
Robert Doisneau
RobertDoisneau.com Going through my books on my bookshelf last night, and I came across a small artbook on the photography of Robert Doisneau that I picked up in Paris. Flipping through it, I was delighted by the really beautiful and striking images in it. A remarkable visual documentation of Paris, its suburbs and its people. Anyone who likes this sort of thing would be well advised to check out the above website. (It doesn't appear to be the swiftest website out there, but patience is a virtue) "Untitled" "Coco" "Fox terrier on the Pont des Arts"
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Today's Quote When you are reluctant to change, think of the beauty of autumn.
R.i.p. Weasers....
Yesterday was my best friends birthday. I lost her 12 yrs ago, on the 4th of July, to Lukemia. May her soul rest in peace. She was loved by many. R.I.P. Lisa Ann Yeadon-Palafox August 8, 1973 - July 4, 1996.
I Would Take You To The Darkest Place...
I have just realised that most songs I like, it is because of their lyrics, they mean something to me. At the moment I am really liking the following... "If I could take you somewhere, I'd take you to the darkest place,scatter you in art forms, admire the whore" I just love it! It's how I am feeling at the moment! Do you have a favourite song or lyric? Share with me fucker!
Fat Girls
why is there so many fat girls online ?
The Wet Spot Request Line
This is the request line for The Wet Spot Lounge! If you want to hear something please hit the dj's up on Yahoo! DJ Bigdaddy : bigdaddy96729 Kandi: mike_kandi_3118
Help Her Out!
Mac is about 380k from leveling. Go show her some love and get her leveled tonight. MacARoni@ fubar Thanks everyone!
Would You Like To Be Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week?
Ok Bad Girls.. I Am Starting Something New..Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week..I Little Something For Everyone To Try To Get To Know Each Other Better..I Will Be Posting Up A Questionaire.. I Would Like For Anyone Wanting To Be Considered For Bad Girl Of The Week To Answer It By Sending Me Your Answers In A Private Message..I Will Be Posting Your Answers In A Blog Along With The Link To Your Profile Also The Bad Girl Of The Week Will Be My Top Friend For That Week And Pimped Out In A Bulletin.
Revolution "spotlight"
I posted a blog yesterday asking for opinions, and according to the comments left a majority of the people agree to have friday saturday and sunday to be set aside for rating a higher level person. This is determined by finding the person in the family closest to godfather. According to the people on the staff I had searching for this, it was determined that Evil Angel is closest to godmother. So she will be Revolution Spotlight this Friday Saturday and Sunday. BUT...Dont hit her til Friday, because right now we focus on Enchanted Rose. She is 200k from leveling and DOD for today and tomorrow. I will post a blog sometime around midnight thursday night with Evil Angel's link on it then hit her with everything you have..Right now she is over 600,000 to godmother so we have alot of work to do. During this time we will also be doing the usual levelups that we do too If you have any questions about this please message one of the leaders.. Thanx your friend Scooter
So I Need A Brake
I was talking to a friend tonight along with other things, but I'm here to talk about what her and I think I need to do for myself.. "Andrea: i think you need a new change or something... like a rebirth Brad: what do you mean? Andrea: well, you know how like a phoenix works right? Brad: yeah I know what you are talking about. Andrea: try and change... do something you would never do and get out of your comfort zones Andrea: and start a new life without being reminded of your past or something ================================================= Ok so I'm not going be like, I'm not coming back to the fu, but yeah... not for a while I have some soul seaching to do.. and right now the fu's not helping with that at all. It's just bring me down more and more everyday. As my friend told me "Minou Min...: you like totally need to take like a couple of weeks off and say it's because you need to sort things out or something... i think it's taken control of your s
I Think I Am Ready
"I get up every morning determined to both change the world and to have one hell of a good time. Sometimes, this makes planning the day difficult." ~ E.B. White, 20th century American writer Just starting off the first day of Kindergarten for Julia the first day of 7th Grade for Olivia and the First Day of being "Officially Open"in My New very own Company with my favorite quote. I am a bit freaked cuz... I have no idea how I will pull this Company thing of but what the hell I have only everything to lose. Alot of great things are falling into place though. I was awarded Business Woman of the year as well as Concerned Citizen of The Year by N.O.W. for 2008:) Yay! Now if only I can fill those shoes. Wow...... I am scared,excited,happy and sad all right now:) How about you? Ok...... Back to work!! The boss is mean:)
Hundreds Of The Same Fake...
...they use this chick by the hundreds as a fake on here so inform those out and about that this is actually Staci Cole, and not a real active Fubar member. Why they do this and think they can get away with it, I just don't know. But people are just that gullable and stupid maybe, wishing that this would talk to them. Who knows, but now you and everyone else will know....this is lovely, isn't it?.... lovey@ fubar Staci Cole. Lol. This one was bought to me by Vixxen. I'm sure there are hundreds more just like it.
Hate
Here is my views on the subject hate dont you think there is so much hate in the world already should'nt we be trying to be nice to one another wars that are unessasery and dying for no reason i just think its time we step back and look at what we call our free world and remember that everyone has an opinion and should'nt be hated for there opinions,sexualaty or colour so next time you think of picking on someone weaker than you just think of the outcome and how that would afect that person if u wanna leave a comment on this matter plz do and try to love the world for the younger genaration and most inportantly YOURSELF hugs and kisses kari
Here Is Whats Going On Now...
Both my finals are due on Sunday, so I will be working on them tomorrow and Sunday... I am trying to un-clutter my parent's house(a feat in itself, you have no idea) and I want to get the bathroom painted this weekend... I have to go to court on Monday(child support), so I took the day off work to go and because, well, I felt like taking the day off:P Soooo...three days to do all of that, and take care of my kids and my dad (hurt himself and is laid up for about 6 more weeks!)....This should be fun! I'm not complaining...I like being busy, I just wanted to let people know if you don't see me, that would be why:) Oh, I bid on tomorrow's spotlight, and so far I have the winning bid...and yes I know its still early...
Meh Mehs? Meh
I work in customer service, at a hotel nonetheless. People have this faulty notion that I have made this career choice because of my love of the public (yes, I had to lie about that at the interview, and it made me gag a lil). Truth is, it was my lazyness and dislike of children ( I wasted 5 yrs and removed about 2 yrs off my life span to get a BA in Elementary Education just to find out I don't like little humans. Because they become big humans) The truth is, I loathe and despise people, or about 85% of them. I have an equation: the higher you think of yourself, the lower I will think of you. Period. I have learned to be humble from a very young age. My both parents, who both have PhD's, taught me that it really doesn't matter where people come from and how much they have. Its all about moral content (mine is shit on occassion, but whatever)and integrity(has anyone seen mine? I swear I left it in the dryer). So what makes someone try to advertise what they have? Or gloat
Yahoo Horrny, Pt Ii
Bottom to Top ->liteitup: i'm always ready for you, I've dreamt about a man like you my whole life. In fact, I secretely think that you were the reason I moved from Russia liteitup: will be ready for me liteitup: week ->liteitup: oh, I can't wait to meet you; you are just fascinating liteitup: i come to chicago next weed end ->liteitup: for you, always liteitup: you single ->liteitup: ofcourse, I always am liteitup: you go be nude ->liteitup: a second liteitup: you go on yahoo
This Is Great....
Let me begin by saying not everyone I've met down here is like this. I don't want any NC fuckers bitching @ me about how offensive I am. But....come on.... "Wow....that's a strange accent. Where are you from?" My response: "I'm from New York, On Long Island. And I'll insist till the day I die that everyone else has the accent, not I." I chuckled a bit and smirked, trying to be as pleasant as possible while being faced with a question I hear at least once a day for the last two years. He listened intently to my answer then paused for a moment, tipping his head slightly and staring at me like a lost dog before finally speaking.... "Oh, you surely are far from home. How does it feel to be livin here on the east coast now? Must be God awful hard to get used to, I reckon" He then nodded a bit, completely self-assured in himself, before turning his head to the left and spitting (Oh so attractively I might add) on the ground next to him. I, on the other hand was taken a
Pablo Neruda
POEMA 15 Me gustas cuando callas porque ests como ausente, y me oyes desde lejos, y mi voz no te toca. Parece que los ojos se te hubieran volado y parece que un beso te cerrara la boca. Como todas las cosas estn llenas de mi alma emerges de las cosas, llena del alma ma. Mariposa de sueo, te pareces a mi alma, y te pareces a la palabra melancola. Me gustas cuando callas y ests como distante. Y ests como quejndote, mariposa en arrullo. Y me oyes desde lejos, y mi voz no te alcanza: djame que me calle con el silencio tuyo. Djame que te hable tambin con tu silencio claro como una lmpara, simple como un anillo. Eres como la noche, callada y constelada. Tu silencio es de estrella, tan lejano y sencillo. Me gustas cuando callas porque ests como ausente. Distante y dolorosa como si hubieras muerto. Una palabra entonces, una sonrisa bastan. Y estoy alegre, alegre de que no sea cierto.
Love Hurts Train
Love Hurts Tag imikimi - Customize Your World OWNERS: Ironica**Death AngelByte me!!!/Fu-Wifey Of Metal Baby & Dark Prince /Owner of Death~@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. Team Greatness Capt (#1 FAMILY)~ LDC Family~Vampyrez Rave Vixenz~@ fubar Co-Owner: })i({ HER ✌ WORLD })i({ @ fubar RULES: 1.) F/A/R ALL MEMBERS FROM IRONICA'S BLOG. 2.) CHECK BLOG FREQUENTLY FOR NEW MEMBERS TO F/A/R 3.) BE KIND TO FELLOW MEMBERS W/GIFTS AND SH*TFACED IF YOU CAN 4.) LOOK FOR BULLYS AND REPOST WHEN YOU SEE THEM FROM THE TRAIN 5.) ADD NAME TO NICKNAME OR PROFILE 6.) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!!! 7.) MUST RATE ALL PIXS IN IRONICA'S ALBUM (THEY ARE UP NOW) Love Hurts - Nazareth MEMBERS: Cengin RL BF & Fu Married To ~GoofyLady~@ fubar schwani4474..Owned by Nubian Muscle..Omega Bombers..25 to Life.
Quiz: What's Your True Color?
Black Your color is black. The color of night. Serene and mysterious, black conjures up images of elegant evening gowns, dashing tuxedos, and gleaming limousines. Traditionally a symbol of success, black also represents power and an uncompromising demand for perfection. Not surprisingly, you tend to set challenging goals for yourself and do whatever it takes to achieve them your strength of character is second to none. This unfaltering determination, along with your natural elegance, impresses people. But keep in mind that your personality might be intimidating to some. Try to temper your demanding side with a little softness trust us, it won't kill you. Overall, though, black is the color of professionalism and achievement, which means it's clearly the color for you. http://web.tickle.com/quizzes/compare/1108
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Cheater :/ -REL
Survey From Crystal
Questions --- I'm curious to see if there is anyone on MY Friends list that have the guts to repost this, answering the questions themselves. . . . . . . . . (1) Is there someone on ur top friends u would like to have sex with? most of them (2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Whenever (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? never puke (4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? real money or fu money? (5) Shower or bath while having sex? shower,bathtub gets too slippery, need traction (6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Really depends on my mood at the time. Either.. both.. (7) Do you love someone in your friends list? I love all my friends (8) Love or Money? $$$$$$ love is unreal to me right now (9) Credit cards or cash? cash, leave no trails (10) Have you ever wanted a best friend? gotz a few (11) Camping or a 5 star hotel? both, depends on who else is
"car Free Day"
So to all of you "green" types, I hate you all today. Today was "Car Free Day" in DC, I guess as some kind of "save the environment" initiative. Now, I'm all for reducing emissions and whatnot, but this was a horrible, horrible idea. See, some of us already take crowded public transportation to work every day. So today, in addition to the herds which normally pack the Metro (that'd be "subway" to some of you) to capacity every day, not to mention all the tourists which routinely clog up the system, we had precisely one metric fuck-ton of additional people trying to save the planet or something. My ride to work is normally about 20 minutes, give or take. Today it took me an hour and fifteen minutes. An hour and fifteen freakin' minutes. Trains were breaking down all over the place, which caused backups and delays. Then all the people on those trains had to offload and crowd into others, which caused even more delays and broken trains... I think the term is "cascade failure." As
What Part Of Fall Are You?
You Are Apple Cider Smooth and comforting. But downright nasty when cold. What Part of Fall Are You?
Ppl Who Donated To My Spotlight
Please stop by these peoples pages and show them some love. they helped me out alot in my search for my 1st spotlight ~Tonya~ owner of Buttrfly Godess and Action Jackson my boy toy - Fu Engaged to ~Spyder~@ fubar ♥ NURSEKATIE ♥ GRAVEYARD GIRL@ fubar DJ~LADEE~ROGUE~ OWNER OF LEATHERZ LOUNGE & FU~OWNER OF MZ. SECRET CUDDLEZ~@ fubar ◊SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ ASSISTANT RECRUITER FOR THE GRD BOMBSQUAD◊@ fubar Dawn:: FU Stalker ::@ fubar ~Silver Diamond~R/L GF to Thingplate, he's my love-my life!!@ fubar Ascension@ fubar ♥ SaMi ♥@ fubar SWEETHING4771~Get~R~Done~Family & Bomb Squad
Omg!!!
YOU HAVE TO READ THIS FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT PICTURE. Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience . His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the 'OK' hand sign to see if he was all right. The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why he said 'there was a shark behind you.' The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn't believe him. As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto the laptop and t
Just Get Your Own!
Maybe it's me...but if you want something...why not get it yourself. All I have seen on here today...and granted I haven't been here long...are a bunch of my friends saying "own me" or "buy me this" WTF? Why? I mean...what's in it for me? No one "owns" anyone on here...it isn't like you are going to come over and blow me. You ladies rank up fast as hell, but it takes guys forever...same with getting fubucks...so forgive me if I am not anxious to hand over all of mine just to see your ass. Or buy you a bling pack. Do something original...buy your OWN bling pack or VIP or something. And let me stress this isn't directed at EVERYONE...as I know some of you DO buy your own..and don't "sell" your naughty pics...god bless your sweet asses :) All these auctions and shit to see your boobs...you all know porn on the net is free right? LOL.
A Little Game...
Gonna play a little game....there is a patient in my ER right now for alcohol intoxication...He states he drank a gallon of vodka this morning....He took a breathalizer test...lets play guess that number! whoever gets the closest in the next 15 mins gets a bling at HH! lmao.
Now Hiring
Thank you for your interest in applying for a position here at Club Paradise. Below you will find a simple application that you can email to us where we will consider all applications. Here are examples of the Job Descriptions so that you can better understand the duties of each position. DJ: Using the SAMS Broadcast software, play music through the lounge to entertain the listeners. Actively monitor the request line page and communicate with the Head DJ, in regards to any schedule conflicts. Above all else have fun. The more fun the DJ has the more fun there is in the room. Greeter: While in the lounge, actively engage people as they enter, and continue to make everyone feel welcome and a part of the family while also trying to get visitor’s to hit the subscribe button. Make everyone feel welcome and have fun. Promoter: Promotion is an all encompassing task, from going to people's pages and leaving comments, to talking about the lounge as you interact with others on fubar
Leah And C.a.m Love Me...or Something
C.A.M was nice enough to send me this conversation he had with Leah. You know you're jealous...they wanna do me! ->Leah♊Alissa: *tackles!* ->Leah♊Alissa: Damn. Leah♊Alissa: FTW. Leah♊Alissa: I'd buy a fucking ring, yo. ->Leah♊Alissa: I'd hit it 17 times, make her breakfast, call her, and invite her to a family reunion, AND introduce her to my friends. Leah♊Alissa: I'd hit it 10, call the next day, and introduce her to my parents. ->Leah♊Alissa: I'd hit it 8 times, and call the next day. Leah♊Alissa: Three times three times Leah♊Alissa: I'd hit it twice. ->Leah♊Alissa: I'd hit it. Leah♊Alissa: Like... seriously. Hot. ->Leah♊Alissa: I know eh? Leah♊Alissa: PS, T$$ is smokin' in pink.
For $100,000 Fubux - What Would You Do!?! Lol
Slap
Another blocked user :D He made it difficult by communicating through P.M.s but here's a shot: slap (Online) Canada subject: Deacon Blue huh? From one of my favourite groups Steely Dan ! ME: Yeah, Deacon Blue is my husband's fubar name :) slap: Husband..ok then. ME: Yes, all my information is on my profile for people to read. slap: I'm sorry i can't read... But i can mother fuckin write ! (lol) You rated me.. A 10..why? ME: because i'm nice, i rate everyone a 10 slap: Thank u and .. Fuck U !! ! ! ! There is NOTHING..worse than a female that says that.ALl you females are ALL the fuckin same.EVRYONE of you females has saisd the same and i have said FUCK OFF to all of them. Rate a person if you LIKE THEM! IF you think they are hot in your eyes..not that FUCKIN bullshit being nice crap! What if i weas your man and you thought i really liked you and i had sex with you and you found i really did not like you and you asked me..then why di
Fuck Everyone
Just listen....
No More Auto 11's Help Me Godmother
Auto 11's Activated...Please Help me GodMother All Non VIP's can use 11's now..Woo Hoooo Mk-l-ȥ ~{r h rw}-r h rЧh rl'@ fubar I will return all love :) Thanks for your help~!~! ~~~~Micki-Blue-Eyes DSC/FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE
Rest In Peace Jaymee
I'm sure many of you on my friends list are also friends with Cuppycake and know about her tragedy, but for those who don't, this is a recap. Cuppycake who had recently broken up with her boyfriend, found the person she believed was her soul mate on fubar, and planned a trip to Louisiana to meet him. Unfortunately, her planned trip coincided with hurricane Gustav, so instead of flying to New Orleans, she was stranded at the airport in Chicago. Eventually, she was moved to a flight going to Houston, where a lot of the evacuees from the New Orleans where being sent. She had family on Galveston Island, so instead of camping out at a red cross facility in Houston, she went to Galveston to stay with her cousin. Meanwhile, the man she was hoping to meet was evacuated to Memphis. She was holding out hope and making plans for how they'd meet, when Hurricane Ike threw another loop in their plans. Her cousin's family decided not to evacuate Galveston, and they rode out the storm. After
In Honor Of Our Shitty Economy...
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. - It's called the 401-Keg. A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Cause I Love You All
LMAO BREAKING NEWS In 2009 the government will start eliminating all the mentally ill people. I started crying when I thought of you. Run little friend, run! MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell You which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, hang up. It doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6. If you
How To Get Free Bling N More
come one - come all SexyGirlBlonde is having 2 Happy Hours Wednesday 10 am and 11am FU time Its Rate and Re~Rate athon Auto 11s will be activated make Mega Points and Bux HIT ALL PICS FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN WIN WIN BLINGS GALORE TO BE AWARDED RANDOMLY *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar Please repost repost repost
Ok Ppl
no one but tj has been in the giveaways that isnt cool.. i need EVERYONE to go into the giveaways and lets get these done.. there is 4 of them to get done and they need to be worked on.. i want all bombers to comment on this blog so i know they were here.. who ever doesnt it out.. im tired of messing around with this crap.. its like they join to get what they want but dont want to help out others in return and i will not put up with it!!!!!!
My Dear Son,
This is to my son but I want to share this with all of my dear friends....Yesterday, My son told me he signed papers to go into the marines and that the recruiter was coming on Tuesday night at 6:30 pm for permission...Now, let me tell ya I was a single mom that raised him for 17 yrs with NO help from anyone not even the state...I put myself thru college and raised my boy..Now I'm in Cryin for not only Sadness but for Joy..This young man that I thought hates me looked at me and told me he would like to be like me one day, and have the honor...But tears overflow my heart of sadness cause my little boy has grown up...Why is it I know I should be so so proud but yet I feel this void already taken over and it just tears me apart inside...He will be very strong as he takes on part of me a survivor, But yet I Yearn for him that Our World is so full of hate...As of tonight 10-14-08 I have signed him over to the U.S Marines and I feel sad as a mom, but Feel soooooo Proud as a U.S Citizen...GOD
Bewb Update...
Almost forgot, the beginning of the crappy day started off with my visit to the surgeon to remove the stitches...Yes, you guessed it! Didn't happen, or rather, didn't happen all the way. One side is healing slower than the other so he took stitches out on one side. Oh, and he acted like I was crazy for being surprised it was taking so long, now he's saying 6-8 weeks. I had the conversation with him at the consultation stating their 'purpose' and how aesthetics was not a plus but a necessity and he told me three weeks to go back to work after surgery. Needless to say, my first payment is due in days and I haven't started working yet. BUT, that was Tuesday and this is Wednesday so I'm moving forward but wanted to update everyone on the situation, lol
What's Your Love Type?
Your Love Type: ISTJ The Duty Fulfiller In love, you are committed, loyal, and dedicated to making things work. For you, sex is purely physical - not necessarily linked with love. Overall, you are honorable, a good listener, and able to take criticism well. However, you tend to also be stubborn and out of tune with your partner's feelings. Best matches: ESFP and ESTP What's Your Love Type?
Week 6 Statistics
Okay everyone, sorry it took so long to post. I will post week 7 schedule here in a bit too. The leaders of this weeks pool are as follows: 1st place: Kelly and It's Just Me with 55-88 2nd place: Drill with 53-88 3rd place: Red Alert with 51-88 4th place: JP, Me, and Superman with 50-88 5th place: Will and Tom with 46-88 6th place: Manny with 44-88 7th place: Texi, McLovin, and Alchy with 42-88 8th place: Spanky with 41-88 Players with 40 or less.. gotta get your picks in guys. Carrie and Porch 39 Buff 38 TZR 32 Radio X and Porch 31 Rich, DFresh 27 Patches 25 Bonz 22 Crow 14 Mikey 9 (first week)
19k To Level!!!
cherekeedollbaby@ fubar
12k To Level!!!
twisted dragon a greeter @ toppers the international show bar and owner of your naughty fantasy@ fubar
40k To Level A Family Member!!
DJ Chocolate Bunny Owner OF THE BBW LOVERS~The Click Club~~Sarges Bad Girls*Greeter/Promoter @ Rasta@ fubar
Fyi
i'm going to clean my friends list up SOON not now cause i'm too busying fapping to jen BUT i will get to it EVENTUALLY. with that,i'm also no longer accepted blank requests. (read my profile for more info) so if you either wanna remain on this list or get on it, TALK dammit! i haz boobs? =P /goes back to fapping to to jen's pix fin
45k To Henchman Lots Of Pics..member Of Rr
r: RaT wppr@ fubar lets rawk her team!
My Opinion
Ever heard the saying "that's the pot calling the kettle black"? Well that is what many people on Fubar are doing now. You get on here and you rant and rave about how you rate people over and over again and you never get anything in return. Let me ask you a question. Are you doing any different yourself? Some of you are not and I know this from a first hand experience. I have spent hours rating your pics and stash when you have and when you don't have auto 11s. And what do I get in return? Not one damned thing!!!! Some of you people call yourself my friends. What do I now call you? Greedy users just like half the other people on Fubar. Last week I took the time to delete the people on my friend's list that I thought were the users, but I can see now that some of what I thought were my friends should have been deleted too. So now it's back to the delete button. Some of you will be surprised. But I have no time for drama or users in my life. I had my last auto 1
My Bff Is Here!!!!!!
this is Michele, she's one of my very best friends in R/L...please show her some love.
I Am Laughing So Hard
so funny
Bomb/rate This Pic
Ok everyone Thugpassion247 is in a contest. HE IS IN 1ST PLACE but we need help to keep him there! *click* *rate & bomb the pic* Contest ends 11/1 @ 11 p.m.est Thanks everyone!
Sucky Night
Tonight sucks, bad. I'm lonely, sitting here staring at a computer because I have nothing better to do. I have managed to lose all my real-life friends in the last few months, I slipped so far into depression that they no longer wanted to talk to me. Normally I'd be at a party having fun, dressed as either a pimp or lingerie (pimp n ho party or Rocky Horror party, Halloween traditions). Not this year, all I have now is the hollow echos of my inner voice bouncing off the walls of my empty heart where I have imprisoned myself. I don't even have trick-or-treaters to keep me company, the street is dark. Other than myself, there are 2 porch lights on...one of them is a security light, on a house behind a locked wrought-iron fence..the other is a guy who is loading up his camper to leave for the weekend. The surroundings just emphasize my loneliness. I'm pathetic.
Congrats My Brother!!!
CONGRATS MY BROTHER!!!!OK NOW FOR THE HARD PART I SAID I WAS GOING TO LEAVE AFTER YOU GODFATHERED FOR A LIL VACATION> BUT I CANT LEAVE THESE 2 BEHIND ~Rebel Lady~ @ fubar AND ~~DreamWeaver ~ SHADOW LEVELERS~ Wife Of The Watcher~~@ fubar so until they godmother im here:P CONGRATS AGAIN MY BROTHER!
46k To Godmother!!! Lots Of Pix And Stash
♥ Mz̊♥@ fubar
Fu Bucks Only Auction
FOR SALE EMTJUNKIE FU BUCKS ONLY AUCTION ENDS MONDAY NIGHT AZ TIME SALUTES, BULLETINS, RANDOM GIFTS, PIC RATES TO NAME A FEW THINGS TO WINNER MIGHT DO NSFW SALUTE AS WELL ALL BIDS TAKEN IN BLOG
Fu- Adoption Auction
I'm up for adoption today! Loosen your purse strings fellas. For the adoptee, I will shower you with Fu-love, make a no-nips boob salute...lmao and pimp you out to all of my friends. A salute with whiskers and my nick name will be "Pet of..." All of this and more for two weeks!! Other fu-love can be negotiated. Bidding starts at 1,000 fu-bucks and goes on til tomorrow! OK, I'm fu-tarded...bid on my at the link below! Prinny's blog on the adoption auction is below http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=563827&albumid=1281176&i=98663011 Love you guys!
Mri
So, I've been calling around cuz it's been 6 days since my appt and they haven't scheduled my breast MRI yet. Finally I got ahold of someone today. She says they have to schedule it 7-14 days after the first day of my period. Sounds simple enough, but the only time I have a regular cycle is when I'm on the pill, which I can't be on because it will make my tumor grow. *growls* Well, I'm set up for November 14, but I'll have to reschedule when my period doesn't come by Friday. And I've had one every month for a few months now, so this will probably be the month I don't have one and I'll be waiting another month to get the MRI just so they can decide whether they can do a lumpectomy. Meanwhile, the tumor's probably growing.
Ain't Gonna Catch Me Slippin'
I D E S P I S E tattletales. There's one amongst my cworkers. Funny thing is, she doesn't know I know. She has it out for me. Don't know exactly why either. Sure I made mistakes in my first few weeks in a new position. It happens. But I learned from my mistakes. It's all good now. Or so I thought. Whatever happened to the code of the street? No matter what, don't narc, Don't squeal, Keep yo mouth shut, Mind yo business. Oh wait, she's an uptight, racist, war mongering, busy body. She's the old lady that writes angry letters and spies on her neighbors thru her blinds from the safe haven that is her living room. The fake woman who's sticky sweet to your face but talks up a shit storm as soon as you turn the corner. Shitty thing is, I would go out of my way for her. I thought she was cool! We'd talk shit, make jokes...hmph. Now I know better. Not gonna catch me slippin' again. My lips are sealed. -REL
13k To Level
~t_Ptt~,*DEMON CREW *@ fubar
Leveling Help #87
KG (Shadow Levelers)@ fubar 39k to level
Todays Shout Box Hero
->WhiteWolf ...: i dont have time for idots WhiteWolf ...: why ->WhiteWolf ...: jesus christ ... go away WhiteWolf ...: married? are u into anal? YAY I blocked
Advertising
On the way to work this a.m., I spotted an advertisment on a locksmith's vehicle...is this a bible belt thing? It said..."we'll keep it locked, but jesus is the key"
Ok So Here's The Deal...
Ok, so, I have bling credits and would love to have an auto 11...Is there anyone out there that would like to trade an auto 11 for an auto 11??? HUH HUH HUH??? If you would, pls let me know so we can trade up...Pls K Thanx :D :-S :-P
Thank You All So Much
Months ago I debated if I could pull off the spotlight one last time for my birthday. I did thanks to a lot of awesome friends who helped make it possible. I can't even begin to say how much I appreciate all they did. So this is just one small way for me to try and say thank you to all of them. Please stop by and show them all some love. These are the type of people on this site that you want to know and be able to call a friend. ~DevilGirl~@ fubar Abby♥Normal@ fubar ღღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღღ@ fubar ☠☣FTW
How Do Get Blings And Level Up
BACK BY DEMAND BACK MY DEMAND TO SAY THANK TO MY FRIENDS. I AM RUNNING ANOTHER AUTO 11, SO MANY HAVE LEVELED ON ME THEY WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN LOL **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs N FUBUCKS GIVE AWAY** I HAVE HAD LOTS DO IT 2 & 3 TIMES LOL & AND GET BLINGS EACH TIME WHILE THEY LEVEL UP..LOL I have my Auto 11's activated. Come rate my pics with a 10 and YOU and I will both get 35 points for each rate, and 57 points during Happy Hours. Have fun rating and hope a lot of you level up Happy Hour 11's from VIP's will count 108 and not 57 *JUST A example...600 rates takes about 30 minutes and @ 57 points each, thats 32,400 easy points and matching fubucks,,, what a deal. **Rate Athon with Give Away BLINGS till????:)** *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar Viva Las VegasBy ZZ TopBest Video Codes
Cosmic Peace My New Music Video
COSMIC PEACE A new production by Derek Gee - Zircon Find more videos like this on We Unite Enjoy this brand new music video inspired by the song "Peace" from my album Celestial. Music, vocals & dance images - Julia - SiriSat Video Edited & Produced by Derek Gee - FeedTheFire for "We Unite" Space visuals from Carl Sagan's Cosmos - Episode 1.
Mail Order Brides
I have decided to do somethin evil and mess with a Mail order bride site http://www.cindyagency.com/album.php?MinAge=18&MaxAge=55&MinHeight=147&MaxHeight=195&MinWes=41&MaxWes=91&NofChild=a&Scity=0&OrderBy=Rating&id=&go=Show+Matches&PagNo=1&go=1 I"m gonna be a wealthy good looking American businessman
Friggin Ow!
That is all.
Curious What Mummer This Is...
i even got rated a 2!!!! i told her to make sure she eats corn before she can shit in my mouth
Leveling Help 138
~WAYA~The Hippie Chick~DangerousCurvesGirl~@ fubar 33k to level
Omg She Did Not!!
The Chicken Dance - Dance Party Favorites ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Begs for forgiveness NOW!! Is it stuck in your head? Did you find yourself doing the chicken movements? If so good, my job for the day is done! Have a good Sunday!
Fu-clue Blog
Clue accusation #4: Professor Plum with the Rope in the Study Professor Plum is an archaeologist and we know this man is trying to fund some expeditions in all four corners of earth. In an attempt to convince Mr. Boddy, my guess is that this clue character tried a final argument in the study (far away from the action) to try convincing his host to give him some money. The mansion is a very big building and usually the study is far away from distractions to keep it quiet and peaceful, making it a perfect clue room to commit a murder event if the victim tries to call for help. The reason why I think the clue weapon was the rope is simple. Professor Plum probably faked a demonstration of a suicide scene he saw in a far away country during one of his adventure trip. Mr. Boddy trusted this "innocent" old man and gently played the role of the hang man. It has been rumored that Mrs. White had a secret fling with Prof. Plum. After serving her
Take Care Fubar !!!!!!!!!!
Well just letting all my friends know I am canceling my vip and making sure I have all my personal pictures copied and saved and then I'm deleting my Fubar account.. I will be finding 1 or 3 lucky people to get the rest of my fubucks here soon.... If you want to stay friends and you have myspace please go add me there thats where I have been the last couple of weeks mostly and taking care of my daughter.... Heres my myspace link if you want it>>> www.myspace.com/karen878806 would love to have you on my friends list there, the app games on there are pretty cool.... Fubar costs way too much for my taste anymore.. I rather spend my extra bucks on myself and my kids... Anyways I will miss all my close good friends on here ! Love ya guys I wish you all the best in life !!!! TAKE CARE EVERYONE!!! I'll be gone in a few days............ Please Repost for others to see this thanks!!!! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷKaren878806 R/F/A/Bling Me & I Will Give Luv
Wtf?
Hit a doghouse on the freeway 2 days ago. That in itself was odd. I mean, come on now who but me. I let my dogs out this morning, shut the gate to the back yard... A while later I'm hearing running and barking that's not normal. Look out back to see strange dogs in my yard. Took me 10 minuts hobbling around on a bad knee to get them out of my yard. Is this all because I didn't donate at Petco on Sunday? Oh, Have a Safe Thanksgiving everyone.
Leveling Blog 144
QuietChaos (QC)@ fubar 14k to level
Why Ask Then ?
My girl friend asked me why was it that she is the one that feeds and clothes and cares for her kids but when they see me they act like I am the most important thing in the world.... I seriously thought about it and told her I think its because parents forget sometimes to be fun and gave her the following example. I was out with them and the kids had candy they were taking the wrapper off and "sneaking" it into our pockets. Her reaction was to shove their hands away and tell them to cut it out. I had pretended not to notice them doing it. Later I put my hand in my pocket and pulled out all the empty wrappers and made faces and did the whole HEEEYYYY where did these come from routine while they fell into giggle fits. Well now shes pissed at me and told me she does not really need me to tell her shes a mean boring Mom so uhhhh ....why did she ask ? I didnt mean it that way either by the way blah
Leveling Blog 148
ஐღAmyღஐ@ fubar 33k to level
Incessent Pounding
Well my throat feels slightly better, but now my head feels like it's straining at the seams. I hate complaining about this, really. But I'm bored and, yeah. So does anyone have one of those guns they use to kill livestock? If so, put me outta my misery please 8-p
Leveling Blog 152
Woodie@ fubar 15k to level
Size Matters?well,to Some Of These People,it Just Might!!
http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-001.htm Click n goooooo!!!!!!1.not going to explain,just do it!:D
I Got Into An Accident Today.
Well I was stopped at a red light this morning and a lady slid into me pushed me about 4-5 feet and my leg ended up pinned under my bike with my knee stuck on my handlebars.She had tried to stop but the road was slick. I didn't break anything fortunately. I have a badly sprained ankle..my right shoulder neck and back are all killing me. So a nickle's worth of free advice avoid getting rearened...It Hurts!!!
Crushes..
Ok, so I'm thinking...(I know scary)...hehehe ABOUT CRUSHES tonite!!!I am a SINGLE woman and I have 22 crushes here on Fubar.. I am clueless to who these crushes are..I probably know who "3" of them are.. THAT's IT!! Who are the OTHER 19??? Please be BRAVE and reveal yourself to me.. I just might be CRUSHING on you as well... How will we EVER know if we don't tell each other?? I'm not asking you to POST it here.. Just send me a message or a SB response or SOMETHING.. Curiosity is getting the best of me!!!! I wanna get to know my CRUSHES!!!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!
Yeah, I Actually Read
favorite books...more than 10, though, but fuck it. i like what i like. 1.Lisey's Story (my tattoo comes from this) 2.Duma Key Both of those are by Stephen King. His latest novels...a lot of people didn't like them and don't like him (too wordy they say), but I've been a constant reader for over half my life... 3.Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk (i'm also reading choke which is good). this book threw me for all kinds of loops. there wasn't a chapter where i didn't sit and wonder at some point "what the fuck?" 4.Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson... this needs no explanation 5.Sex with Kings by Eleanor Herman...basically a history of the royal mistress.. funny take on history. i'd like to read the next one 'sex with queens' 6.Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper, Case Closed by Patricia Cornwell. This is amazing. Cornwell actually extracted mitochondrial dna from the envelopes and stamps of jack the ripper letters and lays physica
The Right Brain Vs Left Brain Test
The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic detail oriented facts rule words and language present and past math and science can comprehend knowing acknowledges order/pattern perception knows object name reality based forms strategies practical safe The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic detail oriented facts rule words and language present and past math and sci
Please Help
I'm asking your help once again but this time it's to help Devil Girl get the spotlight one last time before she hits level 26. Don't go nuts rating her. Save your rates for people with auto 11s so you can make more fu-bux to help her out. Any little bit you can spare helps out a lot! If need be you can work out deals and I'll rate your pics and stash and you kick the money to Devil Girl. You can buy my 11s and if others want to extend offers like that I'll include them in this. ~DevilGirl~@ fubar
So Why Elephants?
i have two tattoos of elephants. jerome as most everyone has met in my pics is one of those. my first tattoo was also an elephant--the little guy on my right forearm. everyone who is at all interested in knowing me usually gets around to this question at some point or other--"so, why elephants?" some hint at is as they gaze lasciviously at jerome. others just ask out of curiousity. elephants are representative of both wisdom and strength. these are qualities i strive hard to achieve for myself and also qualities i greatly admire in others. they're pretty beautiful creatures to me and pique my curiosity, for sure. they're supposed to be good luck, i know, but luck doesn't really have anything to do with it.
Stoleded From Punkin
My results! The Test!! Don't worry, it opens in a new window
Fruity Elf Dance
Send your own ElfYourself eCards You can upload your own pics at JibJab for this, lmao.
Plz Comeback To Reality
SO I JUS GOT HOME CUZ I GOT TOO DRUNK WAY TO FAST AND NOT TO MENTION THAT I RAN INTO SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN MY TOWN THAT ALSO HAS A FUBAR ACCT..IM NOT A MEAN PERSON BUT IM LEARY OF ACCEPTING PPL ON FU AS FRIENDS THAT ARE TOO CLOSE TO MY HOME CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ALWAYS TURN INTO A PROBLEM...I ALWAYS GO OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY.WE WALKED INTO THIS ONE BAR AND A BUNCH OF GUYS WERE ACROSS FROM ME PLAYING POOL. I WAS IN DEEP CONVO AS ALWAYS WIT MY GIRL,AND A FEW MINUITES LATER I HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM,( ALCOHOL AND JUS BEING A GIRL,..YEAH I HAD TO PEE) SO I WALKED OVER TO THE BATHROOM AND WHEN I CAME OUT THIS GUY STOPS ME, (NOT GONNA SAY WHO) AND GOES, "OMG UR THAT CHIC ON FUBAR..* THE GREEK GODDESS* RIGHT?" I JUS LAUGHED AND SAID "THATS REALLY NOT MY NAME" EVERYONE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT ME, I WAS SO EMBARRASSED. HE KEPT SENDING ME DRINKS AND YELLING SHE THE GREEK GODDESS! ALL HIS FRIENDS KEPT STARING AT ME AND SMIRKING. I FELT SO UNCOMFORTABLE. HE WAS BEING RE
My Vidddd
Fvck Santa
p.s. happy football day
Beta Males......
Well I was at the hotel lounge/pool this morning after a long night of drinking (my cousin got married: free bar, including hard liquor). Anyway, there was a cosmo mag on the coffee table, the ONLY mag there. (not even a newspaper? wtf?)Maybe it was because i was in there at 5 am (another whole problem in itself, but couldnt sleep, blah). I saw an article on alpha males vs beta males, and I realized Im a beta male, according to cosmo and whatever their professonal psychotherapist of the month is........ Its been 18 hours since i read it approx. , so I cant clue in on the details. but I know what I saw, Im an effin beta male...... here I thought i was going girly, and Im merely passive, well at least I still have manliness lol. (checks downstairs, yup package still in tact) yeah im bored silly, can ya tell? lol
Why
Why do dogs pee on lawn mowers, Bbq's and women sitting on the steps smoking? And yes, yes he has atleast 4 times. How do Iget him to stop?
Group Sex
...or not... This guy has been staying at the hotel I work at for at least a year on and off. He stays for business, and I have seen him millions of times in the mornings. He has always been really reserved, and our interaction have been the regular "morning, have a great day" "morning, you too" Yesterday he asked me about the weather, and when I was looking it up, he went: "oh, I didnt see your ring; did you just get married" me: "no, I've been married for over 3 yrs now" That triggered an hour long convo about marriage, how he has been married very successfully for 20 yrs, kids, etc. He kept asking me questions and telling about his son and his life. Then he told about the fact that he is half Ukrainian. He kept coming up to the FD to chit chat a bit, and before leaving, he came, extended his hand, and said that he never introduced himself. A really nice guy, but it was so strange that I have seen him for over a year at the hotel, and he was really brief and ne
Leveling Blog 168
GnbRebel Manager of Head Thumpers At Sweetwater's & Assistant Manager Of The Zodiac Bombers@ fubar 17k to Godfather
Twaune Auction
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Ms D
This is the infamous Ms D. She and I have many many friends in common. many a memory to share. And our lives have tons of similarities which makes for plenty of great conversation. She is the original point whore back when it was pointless!! Seriously I have much respect for the person who takes the time to rate everyone back point for point. I love her and don't really want you to think its all about points ;) its knot! Definitely one of my must keep friends!!! Ms. D@ fubar ♥
How Come I'm Only Thins Number In Your.....
I am hating the number thing in my family and friends. People seem to take it personal so I am removing the numbers except for one and that would be Jacqui. She and I have mushed boobs just so ya know. If this is an issue for you...I don't know what to tell ya. I have too much happening at home to worry about numbers on my friends here. If your really a friend you won't care where you are. :)
If...
... there was a kins Advent Calendar, this would be today's picture.
Penis
Dammit, I was just trying to make a mumm about how sometimes I wish I had a penis. But I have reached my mumm limit :( mwaaaa!
Tru Raterz Lmfao
Ok, I just had to make a blog because this cracks me the fvck up.. Tru Raterz.. am I suppose to get butthurt over this? The first one that hit my pic I went and blinged his ass.. this was a few weeks ago. This one I figure I'll just leave it go. But come on, does anyone else find this tru raterz "group" utterly ridiculous? Friggin Dorks I say LOL ♥
Leveling Blog 185
djsharkysrr@ fubar 4,800 to level
Member Of The Week 12/13 To 12/20
This is our second week for Members of the Week. Please treat this member like you would want to be treated. Generosity, rates, gifts and comments. Blings are not mandatory. Hit her Hard, she was a elite Member so that showed she has dedicated herself to Club United with Lotsa Love. Time to give it all back to her now.. ~Babygirl~ Shaggy's Wifey ~Club United Elite Member & Club Tabu Member~@ fubar
Family And Owner Bio
Who is Last of a Dyin Breed? Thats a good question, one Ive asked myself many times. Not quite sure if Ive come up with a solid answer yet but Ill try my best to put it in words for you all. She is just a girl. A girl who has made one too many mistakes and taken ten too many wrong turns in her life but nonetheless; shes still just a girl. Now, you ask who are the Pu$$yCat Playmates & Pimps and where did they come from? Well, she created the family of course. Easy enough answer? Im sure thats the answer most of you would give if these questions were presented to you. Nothing wrong with that because thats all you know. Thats all thats ever been told to you. Well in this blog you will learn who this family REALLY is and where it really came from and who I REALLY am and what my purpose was behind creating the Pu$$yCats and what my intentions are for the family. In order to explain it in full I must first tell you about me. Not my life story (dont worry I wont
I Like Like Him.
My niece, who is six, showed my mother an ornament she made at school, fashioned from popsickle sticks, foamies, and tempura paint. Gazing tenderly at the ornament, my niece said, "Logan helped me make it." "Logan, huh?" Logan is a high school senior who helps the teacher in my niece's classroom. "Yeah. I like him. I like like him." Looking up at my mom, she asked, "Do you know what that means?" "No." She cupped her hands to her mouth to amplify her whisper. "Love!"
Boob
its up to 700k but if someone makes a cash bid im adding a boobie salute.
Bootlegging Blog Ideas Part 1: My Happy List
-all night dvd sessions of shows like "its always sunny in philadelphia" or "arrested development" accompanied by a shitload of ramen noodles and chocolate or other candy -laying on the living room carpet reading a book with a nice cup of tea(which i just did. the book was "Hector's Voyage or the Search for Happiness") -music! there are certain songs i listen to again and again. most of them are stupid rap songs since im usually in a good mood and thats mostly what i listen to when i am. i usually throw a little prodigy, beatsteaks (i dont care as long as you sing = porn for your ears) or other stuff in but the majority of my happy music is rap. when im in a bad mood songs like "all i need" by air or clint mansell stuff are my first choice. -FOOD! theres no such thing as crappy food. except mushrooms. they can go suck dick in hell. -good movies (+ food of course) -from time to time a little buzz (= getting fucking smashed. i mean we have awesome beer so wh
Heehee
I was on my way home from work a moment ago, and saw a bumper sticker that just made my day and made me smile. It said: "Save the world, kill yourself" Ahh, beautiful. The driver was some middleaged dude, and I smiled at him when I passed because I truly love that bumper sticker.
Surgery Decembebr 22, 2008
As you all might know Mindy had surgery today to relieve swelling from her brain..she had some minor complications but seems to be holding her own in recovery right now...there is no news yet weather it was successful or not...but she did make it thrhough and should be out of recovery very soon....thank you all on her behalf for the concern and care and love from all of you...she needs it!!!
Sarge's Bad Girls Pic Folders
If Anyone Has Seen This In My Rules Folder And Has A Sarge's Pic Folder ..Leave A Comment Here So I Can Be Sure To Rate it.. I Will Be Rating Them As I See A Comment Here 2) all girls should have a pic folder on their page marked Sarge's Bad girls and keep your bad girl tags, and other bad girl pics in it, like graphics, etc. found online (Check out Vamp Morticia's for ideas) You should have at least 25 pics.
Real Life...ugh
Well as most of you know I fuck around a lot at work mostly on here...flirtin, being a smartass...etc. Well got into work this morning and received an email from the owner that stated that work computers are to be used for company business only and not chat sites or other inappropriate sites...I can only imagine what someone saw walking by my desk one day LOL. Anyway since most of my time on this site is spent here from work(I know I am a terrible employee), I will not be around as much anymore :( I know this makes all of you so sad-sarcasm intended) but those of you that have my yahoo, I will still be using it because we do use IM for work too and it is easy to hide...shhhhhhhhh I will make a better effort to log on in the evenings when i am not helping with homework, creating things with the kids and such. Hopefully I will not be put on the uncool list because i can't be around as much, but if so, then so be it. Of Course i will sneak on from time to time...shhhhh Anyway e
Disgusting Little Boys
You disgusting, egomaniacal pigs, Cheating on your wives & girlfriends E V E R Y F U C K I N G C H A N C E Y O U G E T, STAY AWAY FROM ME. Seriously, do I have a "I'm a whore" sticker on my forehead? Uhh, that would be a no. Actually, a HELL no. Trying to play off being a "friend" just for sex? Playing games to get into my pants? Seriously? GROW UP. If you're not getting something from who you're with, BREAK UP WITH THEM, FFS. Be single. Why is this such a hard concept? You lowlifes are stocking up on Karma, I'm telling you. When little boys play with matches, They get fuckin burned. And that's what you are you cheating bastards. Little Boys. Ugh. -REL
Favor, Pls., Sorry!
FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO GREAT YOU ALL A HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!HAPPY HOLIDAY!! THAT SOME ALL OF YOU KNOWS THAT I WAS ANNOUCE BEFORE THAT I WLL DELETE SOME WHO ARE THOSE NO SALUT IN MY LIST,NOT BECAUSE I DONT LIKE YOU AS MY FRIENDS JUST BECAUSE I WANT WHO ARE THOSE HERE IS HAS A SALUT AND WHO ARE REAL TO INTRODUCE THERE SELF.I WLL NEVER BLOCK YOU,YOU WLL BE WELCOME AGAIN IF YOU ARE READY TO HAVE SALUT...HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND ME.DONT ASK ME WHY WERE ALL KNOWS THE REASON...BUT I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR TRYING TO LEVEL ME AS ALWAYS AND A SWEET MSG.THAT MAKE ME TOUCH... TO ALL MY FRIENDS THAT HAS SALUT THANK YOU! HUGS AND KISSES!! mfg.SONNENSHINE
Moving!! Will Be Gone For A While!
I will be moving to FL next week. I will likely be without internet for a while until things get settled. I can check messages on here from my phone but that is it so if anyone wants to be able to talk to me, message me and if you're someone I want to be able to talk to, I'll give you my number. I'll miss everyone and will hopefully be back soon.
:d!
Thanks everyone for all the rates, gifts, bling, VIP (:O!), and birthday wishes! You helped me level and you guys all totally rock! THANKS :D
Hny 2009
Happy New Year 2009 to everyone! May this year be ALOT better then last year for everyone!! and I am so dumb.....for those that know me, know I am a coffee freak....I bought creamer last weekend to bring with me to iDaHo's. I forgot it, so I am drinking coffee with just sugar, yuck....
Just Random Things About Me
1) I do not have just one favorite color 2) I curse waaaaaay to much 3) I have tried online dating sights (long story) 4) Intelligent men make me hot 5) I can't stand olives...yeah I know weird for an Italian. 6) I am a total bookworm. I prefer books to most people. 7) I want to get naked with a certain man of the cloth. 8) I'm a lousy cook 9) I am a cartoon watching nerd. 10) I love makeup, nail polish, and body lotions. 11) I strongly believe in God but I really dislike going to church. 12) I've had 7 knee surgeries....6 on my right knee. and have had one of the screws from my right knee removed. so it's official, I have a screw loose. 13) My right knee does not bend completely due to excessive scar tissue and arthritis. 14) I really dislike it when people make fun of others physical appearance....beauty comes from inside. 15) I get pissed off easily over really stupid crap but I also get over it very quickly. 16) I really am happy alm
Cupid Is Coming To Fu-owned Auction 5
Blog will be up Friday , January 16
Leveling Blog 264
hennyandfenny r/l g/f to only one guy ~Club F.A.R.~@ fubar 29k to level shes one of our Members
I Probably Shouldn't Let This Get To Me But...
After a month and a half without a computer, I finally get one of my machines returned by the FBI and immediately get attacked for "letting my daughter be kidnapped". I was told that I only posted about it online because I was seeking attention. For fuck's sake. You have to have a lot of nerve to make fun of someone else's tragedy like that. I didn't post the blog or the bulletin for attention. I posted it because I was desperate to find my missing child...and it turns out that it helped. The police were receiving tips from people who saw my bulletin and called in to report sightings of my daughter...and that was one thing that freaked her abductor out enough to make him turn himself over to the authorities. Thank you to everyone who did that. You don't know what it's like to go through something like that until it...gods forbid...happens to you. I felt useless. The police kept telling me not to leave the house unless I absolutely had to in case a call came into my house. I could
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pinkhorizon ~ fu-wifey to b(.)(.)bFanatic ~@ fubar 13k to level
What Carnival Ride Are You?
You Are a Carousel You are young at heart and a truly playful person. No one would ever accuse you of taking life too seriously. You are definitely in things for the fun. You find joy easily, and you are often building up anticipation for your next adventure. In relationships, you tend to want to be babied and taken care of. And while you may be a bit high maintenance, you are incredibly loyal. Your life is simple and satisfying. Each day you treat yourself to something you enjoy. You have a lot of emotional attachments, and experiences are extra vivid to you. You tend to be nostalgic and sentimental. The past is important to you. Comfortable around all living things, you have a special connection to animals and children. At your best, you are whimsical, free spirited, and creative. Even if your schemes seem a bit strange, they usually work out wonderfully. At your worst, you are spoiled, demanding, and impossible to satisfy. You've been known to act like a brat
Llama Leveler Of The Day
Muggsy77~ aka Chuckles~@ fubar all Llamas will rate her 100 pics. each once done leave a comment below that you have done so
How To Dump Cache And Cookies In Both Firefox And Internet Explore
For Firefox and IE Clearing your cookies/cache will help keep your computer running smoothly, and will keep FU Bar from running slow. Depending on how much time you actually spend on site, you may want to do this a few times a day. One of the first things you should try, if you are experiencing any site hiccups, is to clear cookies/cache and reboot your computer. Here is a step-by-step on how to do so. FireFox This is the top left hand corner of the FF screen. Move your cursor over to the Tools option. From the drop down box choose "Clear Private Data". Check off all the option in there. Then click at the bottom of the box "Clear Private Data Now". Depending on how long it's been since you have done this..it may take a minute or two. Remember now, this is going to clear everything from all sites visited on your FireFox browser. DO NOT save your passwords on your computer. Write them all down in a safe place. You may also choose to reboot your computer
Llama Leveler Of The Day
:::"JEWELS"::: * Club F.A.R. - Love Team * Llama Levelers ~ LOVE New friends!@ fubar all Llamas will rate his page pics. 100 rates then kindly leave a comment on this blog that you have done so.
What Keyboard Key Are You?
You Are "alt" Some people might find you to be strange, mysterious, and even a bit off putting. You tend to be drawn to and influenced by alternative lifestyles. You're definitely not normal. Once people get to know you, they realize you're interesting, intriguing, and very intelligent. You have a lot of knowledge stored in that big brain of yours. Most of it is useless knowledge, but some of it is very useful. What Keyboard Key Are You?
Llama Leveler Of The Day
JoAnna*{{Shadow Leveler}}*Club Far*{{Co-Founder of the LLama Levelers}}@ fubar Llamas will leave 100 rates each when done leave a comment on this blog that you have done so
Spotlight January 15,2009
Being in Spotlight is a pretty amazing experience here on Fu. I wish I can do it again...heheheh I need to thank some really awesome people on here. First off Freak,she remembered something that I wrote in her blog once & brought it up to me only a few weeks ago. Because if her,I wouldn't have given Spotlight a second chance Freak~*Fu-owned by Razz*~@ fubar Another sweetie is Devil Girl.Her & Freak teamed up to get 24 Hours of me on your page. It's still a close call of whats better Me or A Christmas Story....LOL ~DevilGirl~@ fubar A real doll that helped me alot is Ms. Mona Doll. She's close to leveling to Angel for a reason. Spank her today during her HH!! Ms. Mona Doll ღ Dangerous Curves Member ღ@ fubar And I can't mention Mona without talking about Steve 'Mr Helper'. He sent me the best pic link,to upload all those ez rate pics.Even tho he's a really busy guy,he still has time to help friends Steve ~*~ Club United ~*~@ fubar There ar
Home From The Hospital!
So, I spent the entire week in the hospital. Monday I posted my status as not feeling well ...that I was going back to bed. Well, that bed ended up being on the second floor of Paradise Valley Hospital for the week. My kidneys are revolting. Am I better? NO! I was so sick of that damn hospital bed though and I couldn't take it anymore. I was well enough to be let go and was sooooo sick of being pumped full of narcotics. Now, without them, I realize how bad I AM hurting. UGH! The doc called em my flanks! My FLANKS FUCKIN' HURT! Yah, the kidney area just above my ass! When my ex husband attacked and beat me 2 years ago he did quite a bit of damage to my right kidney and it has been struggling since. I ended up with a double infection, a stone and who knows what other kind of kidney yuk sludge you can think of. I am going to follow up with a specialist but for now...AM HOME! YAY!
Fridays Auto 11's
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT, IT'S POSSIBLE I COULD BE BOUGHT BUT I'M VERY EXPENSIVE ROFL!! Jables@ fubar ♦H◊nY♦nGe♦ D.S.C.@ fubar SixtyNineMunch@ fubar Touch of Thomas...Fubars 1st Lost Soul@ fubar X Dealer@ fubar
Salute
I posted a salute pic, and for some reason its not showing on my page in that little square with a salute pic. Hmm...
Llama Leveler Of The Day
sweet as sugar/aka fourwheelinmom/ Llama Leveler@ fubar All Llama Levelers will leave 100 pic. rates and leave a note below that you have done so.
In Regards To Whitney Jo
I have been her best friend for four years. I am the Godmother of her only son. I think that makes me more than capable of knowing what she wanted. We were trying to make her Godfather in honor of her 22nd birthday... And some guy that solely knew her online knows what 'she would have wanted' for her fucking fubar?! Absolutely childish! Having her page deleted just because I was MAINTAINING it!??! That is what I was doing and I think I have a lot of fucking support from the people on this site! Whitney was so loved, and you had to have her memories DELETED FOREVER because YOU didn't like that I was maintaining her profile. You don't even know who the fuck I am. Who the fuck are YOU to bitch about her page? Yeah, I added friends. So what!? Go on, bitch. As I said - ask for the goddamn facts before you go fucking cry to big brother. My life has been shattered by her death. I will NEVER be the same. I will NEVER hear her laugh. I will NEVER hear her sing.
Goodbye To Fubar
Yes it is true I will be leaving fubar for a while to pursue my education...I recently started classes at borough of manhattan community college and I decided that my time needs to be spent more on my studies than here...Don't get me wrong my friends are important to me but school comes first and I also am getting things in my life together..I'm working on my relationship as well so that is something that will be taking some of my time For now this is the best thing for me and at some point I will return..my profile will still be up and running just that I wont be on it often If anyone would like to keep in touch outside of here just hit me up with a note and I will give you my yahoo or aol screen name thanks to all that has made my fubar experience a good one Oh and you will see a bulletin asking to make me godmother please feel free to get me there while I am away sonce I have been trying to for the past few months lol But anyway this is my goodbye for now take care keep in tou
What's Your Kink Spectrum, Hmm?
Your result for The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test... Blue (450 nm)You scored 65% self-confidence and 60% bandwidth! Wow! You have quite a big repertoire when it comes to kinky sex. And you're probably also willing to play on either side of the fence. You should look for another Blue, or an Ultraviolet if you want to broaden your horizon. Greens may be okay as well but will probably bore you after a while. Reds are too vanilla for you. But I promised you a more detailed analysis, so here it is. Note that most scales are twofold: There are separate values for giving (active) and receiving (passive). If you scored high on one of them, you should look for a partner who scored high on the other. If you scored high on both of them, go for someone who is similar (or for multiple partners if you're into that). If you scored low on both, this probably is not your kind of kink. You scored 92% giving and 46% receiving on oral. You scored 89% giving and 50% receiving on
Winners - 1/30-31/09
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED !!! HERE ARE THE RESULTS and WINNERS of Over 7 MILLION in PRIZES!!! BLING Drawing WINNERS: DJ SHORTY ~CherryBlowPopzz~ ☠Řэđחәķ♠ĩŧһ☠ мz ŁiℓyηfℓОηЄ The Grand Prize Drawings for Over 5 MIL Fubux. 3 Winners out of the 42 entered are .. 2 MIL MzjjMae 1 MIL honey-64 500k ♥Combatmidget♥ The 6 Wi
About My Days In California
Backpacking at Cottonwood Lakes, CA Copyright 2009 Ms. Cleavage After hiking for five miles we set up our camp site at the third of the five Cottonwood Lakes just south of Mt. Whitney in California. The day was spectacular with warm air during our five mile hike. This was my first trip and now I see why my husband was so in love backpacking in this area of the Sierra Nevada. The trail left me a bit winded since the last half was steep climbing over moraines left behind from ancient glaciers. In front of me while I walked around the campsite is the back bone for the Sierras each peak being snow capped and rugged against the bright blue sky. There I sat for a moment to watch the sun set over the jagged peaks, the snow patches, Feel the breeze flow through my hair. My legs were long and lean that was sticking out my shorts that I wore with my heavy hiking boots. I sat on a boulder to watch the scene before me and just feel at one with nature. As I sat there I co
Use Your Imagination
I know people are only trying to be friendly but enough is enough...is enough. The following questions are generic in nature and if there is no effort made to read my carefully constructed, laugh-a-minute "about me" section then I will make no effort to answer them....not truthfully anyway. (this doesn't apply to any of my friends)Is it too much to expect a little imagination? This has been on a continual loop all fucking day. In no particular order: "What do you like to do for fun?" (I haven't read your profile and I have no intention of doing so) "What are you up to?" (Because its not at all obvious to me...no, tell me, I give up) Do you have yahoo? (I definately didn't read your profile, not one line) Sound familiar to anyone?
If You
wanna own me.. go buy me :D hehe :D
My Fine Was!!!!!!
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post it in your notes. Change the header to "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on Facebook -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having s
2-4-09
Ok my beautiful family...its been a long windy road but I will be back tomorrow...for good this time unless I lose my job or move again lol. I've had a full update on things goin on so this is what will happen from here. If any of you have not read the blog titled FAMILY AND OWNER BIO please take the time to read it. http://www.fubar.com/blog/265421 It tells you what the purpose is behind this family and if you don't know yet then you need to because this is my main focus now. I've been told there are some issues with rate/fan/adding people and I'm so tired of this problem. This is a requirement so please make sure its done. I know there are terrible things going on in this world right now and there are alot of jobless, homeless and sick ppl and I know some of you have lost jobs and have sick family and that's part of what this family is for...to lend ears and shoulders when neccesary but you also must remember that part of bein on fu is the leveling and rates and contests and things..
I Died A Little...and Went To Hell
*as seen in a mumm
Llama Leveler Of The Day
sit_up_king *rate spanker* {{{SHADOW LEVELERS}}} , Llama Levelers, *club F.A.R. *@ fubar all Llama Levelers will rate 100 pics. when done kindly leave a comment below that you have done so....Thanks
The Truth: Or, What I Neglected To Tell You Before.
A friend and I were having a discussion this morning about how "some lies are worse than others." I don't know that I buy it, entirely. I think that all lies - no matter how small - are potentially equally harmful. Thus, what we should judge lies on is not how "big" the lie is but what effect it has on other people. For instance, if I lie to you and say I'm single when I'm in a relationship, or not even actively lie, but omit to tell you I'm in a relationship, and we're just friends and you don't really care whether I'm in a relationship, then it's not a terrible lie. But if you develop feelings for me and later learn that I'm in a relationship when you thought I wasn't... well, that's not so pleasant. Likewise, it's usually not a big deal not to tell someone your name. After all, they know you have SOME name, they just don't know what it is, and they assume that it doesn't make any difference what that name might be. BUT, if my name happens to be Officer Stanzbury, and you
So Mature
http://fubar.com/mysterio from Federal Way Washington is really mature. And I am sarcastic when I say that. He insisted on debating me about tits vs breasts after he had another argument with another member about the same subject ...he just does not get it ... he will always be a teenager I guess. When he said 'I dont give a flying f... what you believe if thats what you believe.' I blocked him at that point... Disrespect to me and all women will get you blocked every time. In his mind he is right, to many women he is a kid still. LMAO .. he came back under a new profile and new nickname... Get this he came back as http://fubar.com/mysterio1331 and he came back to visit my profile again ... moments after I blocked his original profile. I wonder who that could be? Now wouldn't this be considered stalking??? This is my statement that appears on my profile that he wanted to argue about. "If you don't know the difference between TITS and BREASTS...go away! I
Today's Rank
Today's Rank: #697 Little things make me happy.
So There's This Dude...
who once brought me Wendy's for lunch at work, and now he paid 1.5 million fubucks to make me his bitch for a month... Husky Redneck ★ Owned/ opperated by JWH★@ fubar Give him a lil bit 'o love...por favor
Koo... Laid....koo...laid
I made Koolaid for the first time since I was a "kid." which was like two years ago, lol. J/K Koolaid has a mass amount of sugar in it!!! At least what they recommend to mix in. Now do I only notice this because I'm a mom now? Because it wasn't such a big deal to me when I was younger...
5fdp Or Annihilator?
This week we have The Way Of The Fist by Five Finger Death Punch going up against Annihilator's Metal album. I think we know which band will win but I still need your votes lol! Voting begins tonight and ends Sunday February 16th at 8 p.m. eastern time.
Spil..speling..sppel. Spelling
New study reveals Americans have poorer spelling than Brits, particularly sticklers such as "aluminium", "labour", "encyclopaedia", "foetus", and "learnt" I'm just sayin'.
You All Rock
Yeah, yeah I know, I'd be late for my own funeral. I wasn't around for my leveling but I do have a good excuse. A. The wife went to bed last night without under draws on and we had wild sex all night. And being a bit older now it takes 12 hours to recover instead of the standard eight. So I slept in. Or B.There were 7 baby kittens dropped off at my doorstep and Neptune and I have been going door to door trying to find their owner. Because I don't need any more pussy, I got enough in excuse A, to last me for awhile Or C. Got called into the Blind Center to teach a class I want to Thank You All that have helped me level. Your friendship means more than just moving me up the latter. I will return the Love rest assure. I will be deleting all the easy rate pic's that I have and concentrate on helping you. Love ya Neppi
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A Yahoo Sex Bot
a yahoo sexbot is on the lose here on fubar. nuttin wrong with that. it started out innocently at first i should of carefully thought it though before adding this bot to my messenger i will remove that person. im posting this to warn anyone on my friend list so no one else gets took by this person. heres the link to her profile andreajoy69@ fubar im not pissed bout this or anything like that just posting this to warn everyone heres the conversation on yahoo larry somers (2/10/2009 3:06:06 AM): hey andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:06:21 AM): hey larry somers (2/10/2009 3:06:38 AM): whats up? andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:07:11 AM): great and chillin andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:07:13 AM): and you larry somers (2/10/2009 3:07:41 AM): im good and surfin the fu andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:08:52 AM): ok andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:08:54 AM): thats good larry somers (2/10/2009 3:09:02 AM): yea it is andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:09:15 AM): yeah larry somers (2/10/2009 3:09:17
Met Someone
I MET SOMEONE AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME I AM VERY HAPPY AND PLANNING THING IN MY FURTRUE ONE MORE AND LIFE IS GREAT AND I WAS NOT LOOKING TO FIND NO ONE BUT I DID LIFE GREAT THANK YOU ALL MY FRIENDS
A Lil Annoyed...
Im going on my 3rd week of class now. I am the ONLY white person there with the exception of the instructor. One woman has been in the same mod for 3months and hasnt passed yet. Well today we took another test, I passed but I was looking at the break down of our grades and something threw me off. Our grade is broken up into 3parts. 40% class participation (homework, attendence, interaction in class) 30% test score, and the last 30% is lab work. Well, normally Im not this anal about things, but Im looking over my grade and see 31% for class participation, and it made me wonder. I do the homework (its stupid not to, Im paying for the class) I answer questions asked in class, I help the others in the class out with notes and whatnot when they're stuck and Ive yet to be late or miss a day. And 23% for lab work. Again I understand what Im doing, the instructor almost ALWAYS sends a student my way to watch what Im doing if they dont understand and the instructor is busy with another stu
Happy Hour Train Sign Up
Woohoo... Lots of Happy Hours coming from my friends... So, to help them maximize their points... I'm running trains for them... Of course to ride the train you don't have to be available during their Happy Hours... But it would help... Please leave a blog comment if you would like to ride... Thursday night - Swampfoxsports Friday night - Reapers_Resurrection Auto 11s only train Monday/Tuesday - Nunya B and Justfishing Hope to see you on the trains...
St Louis Area Fusingles Mardi Gras Party - Sat March 7th
last updated Monday, Mar 2nd, 6:25pm FuTime St Louis Area FuSingles Mardi Gras Party Saturday March 7th, 7:00 pm - 1:30 am Grab your beads and your single friends and head on over to the Stratford Inn and extend your Mardi Gras celebration just a little bit longer! Saturday, March 7th 7:00 pm - 1:30 am Stratford Bar & Grill (in the Ballroom) 800 South Highway Drive (across from Chrysler off hwy 44) Fenton, Missouri 63026 (636) 343-5757 http://www.stratfordbar.com ~~ FuSpecials ~~ * No Cover * $1 All Night Long - Pabst Blue Ribbon * $2 All Night Long - well, wine & draft * $2 All Night Long - Bud, Bud Light & Bush Bottles * Free Buffet from 8 - 9:30 (chicken wings, pasta & salad) * DJ and Music all night * Discounted Room Rate of $35.00 (tax included - just tell them you are with fubar) * 10:30 Attendance Drawing (50/50 Drawing for Cash followed by drawings for Sponsor Donated Prizes! ** MUST BE PRESENT T
My Ghost Hunting Experince
or the lack of thereof. Sooo... I arrived to a designated address at 8pm, and thanks to wonderful Chicago parking, had to park under a bridge, then walk half a mile to the building. When I arrived, I seated myself in this odd looking room full of people, with a seance table in the middle. THe "medium" was this annoying weirdass dude with his face crudely painted black, and a Rastafarian tri-colored cap (??) He was huge, and extremely fuckin annoying, The whole time he was playing with candles and incense, lighting them up and putting them out in his mouth. Then we started a seance, holding hands and all that shit, and had to decide whom to call out. Since no one had any fuckin idea, the organizer dude named some random guy that was famous in the area, and died somewhere around there also. THe "medium" started answering the questions, as if that guy was speaking through him. He was obviously more full of shit than Oprah, answered in a most vague, trivial way, and didn't k
I'll Be Back
hi to all my great friends Ty one more time for all the help yu gave me to be Oracle, i love yu all i will be at holydays home for two weeks so i will be back the 2nd of march, lot of yu know that i have no internet there god bless yu all, i will miss yu miz
For Those Who Have And/or Survived Breast Cancer
This is the folder referenced in my Spotlight blog. Use this blog to post your story and a little about yourself. I do want to inform you, I have a Think Pink lounge on here....it is basic and very much no frills but a place where you can go, if you want to talk to people who are going through the same thing you are. Have a blessed day and continue to fight the fight!
Leveling Blog 395
Jasmine~~Protected by Dj Tomicide & Holydiver~~@ fubar 190k to level lets help her out some
The Story Behind It
this is a cause near and dear to my hearts so i am dedicating an entire blog to information about To write love on her arms, the following is the story behind it To Write Love On Her Arms Pedro the Lion is loud in the speakers, and the city waits just outside our open windows. She sits and sings, legs crossed in the passenger seat, her pretty voice hiding in the volume. Music is a safe place and Pedro is her favorite. It hits me that she won't see this skyline for several weeks, and we will be without her. I lean forward, knowing this will be written, and I ask what she'd say if her story had an audience. She smiles. "Tell them to look up. Tell them to remember the stars." I would rather write her a song, because songs don't wait to resolve, and because songs mean so much to her. Stories wait for endings, but songs are brave things bold enough to sing when all they know is darkness. These words, like most words, will be written next to midnight, between hurricane and h
Show Her Love
reeka is having a bad time so go send her some love....whether it just be a hi or what not..just click her pic and it will take you there also even though we are facing tough economic times please do what you can to help find a cure for cancer by donating do your local cancer society and help prepare for the day we can finally eradicate this amongst other diseases
I've Had It!!!!!!!
I am REALLY, TRUELY fed up with all the BS that I've seen and heard since I've been back. I'm proud of the fact that MOST of you can work together and help each other level and MOST of you show love on a regular basis BUT this family USED TO BE sooooo much more than that. We used to have a bond so close that not a single one of us ever hesitated to go to the other with a problem or to vent or just to say hi sometimes....whats happened?? Now I see people posting things to piss off another...rude stats directed towards other members...people come to me saying they don't feel part of a family. I don't like this at all and I know many of you have to be as fed up with it as I am. I'm at wits end here because I really don't know what to do anymore. I've tried talking to several of you and have gotten nowhere. I've posted blogs and the drama continues....I received a message from a fellow Pu$$yCat that I would like you all to read...I didn't include all of it...just the parts that reall
Tagged By The Saintly One
Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. When I make a sandwich, Im kind of particular about how everything is arranged. And when Im done, I always pat it several times before I eat it, always have, probably always will. I guess Im bonding with it, lol, I dunno. 2. I was a professional musician for years, yet I have not accumulated the first tattoo, and only one piercing. 3. Im an ocean baby. I have never lived more than an hour from the shore. I need its energy. I get withdrawal when I am away from water for long. 4. I tend to withdraw from people that are overly guarded or too mysterious. I try to tell myself they have their reasons, but most often I just s
Leaving The Drama & Fubar! Wants My Fubucks?
Yes I am leaving although it took me forever to get to that damn level, I apologize to all, but the drama here is just not for me. Instead of a place to make friends usually you get drama, This will be the second time i have left, and the last time, for I will not be coming back... The friends that I have made, I will miss you dearly, and hope that your life's are exactly what you dreamed and wished for, or at least are on the the course for your dreams to come true. I will never find a greater friend than those that I made on here, you are all the best, and I hope we can stay in touch, if you ever want to just say "whats up" or chitchat, get me on yahoo (roncoger@yahoo.com) Now that I have said all that I dont have much but like 100000.00 in fubucks, I dont want them to go to waste and just disappear, so I would like to give them out. Just post to this blog, and you will get a share.... May God be with you all... Sincerely, Ron
So...
So what I've noticed lately in the mumms is that it is completely okay to bash people about their level of intelligence and their inability to make a decision on their own...but heaven forbid should you ever bash someone for their physical appearance. The cunts are out in full force today with their holier than thou attitudes and its getting old. Maybe I'm letting stuff get to me too much today, but I'm done with the crap for today.
My Own Hell , Why I'm Not Around
I haven't been on since Friday and here's why I'm in a bad place right now. I found out on Friday I'm diabetic and on top of it I have tendinitis, On my left hand . I'm told I can never use that hand to write w/, since I'm a lefty I curve my wrist when I write. So from that is why I have it.. I have to wear and brace and I'm hoping that will help me to be able to teach myself how to write w/ out curving the wrist.. Not being able to write handicaps me from finding a job big time... I'm having panic attacks daily due to the stress I'm under ... Pretty much my health is poor on more than level and I'm at rock bottom.. Everything in my life is spinning out of control and I just don't know how much more I can take.. So with that being said please understand if I'm not here or taking awhile to comment or deal w/ my messages... 3-2-09 To give everyone a update I'm going tomorrow to retake the diabetes test.. Keep ur fingers crossed for me.. xo
First Begging....
So, I decided that I wanted to get Spotlight for James and I's anniversary. That's the 11th. It's not very far away, but it's the goal we've got... So, send me all your fu-monies!
Something Weird But Funny
Here's the website so you can make your own: http://www.xtranormal.com/
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im feeling unsexy. that is all
Not Here For A Popularity Contest...
I was seriously thinking of deleting my profile, but after much consideration, I have decided to delete everyone off my "friends" list that I have had no communication with... The ones that will remain will be the only ones that I will have contact with on this site as of today. Just as in real life, this site is made up of back-stabbers and cons just waiting to take advantage of people. It is also made up of people that have only themselves in their minds, thoughts, and schemes.... I am a very unselfish person (just ask my friends) and I have no patience for stupidity or ignorance when it comes to taking things too far and begging and pleading for votes, rates, fans, blings, gifts and friend requests... I have asked for these things before and I admit I feel like a homeless and decrepit man for stooping to those begging ways... This has become a popularity contest and, it seems, unless you are one of the more popular people on Fubar, you are pretty much a "nobody". No one t
The So Called Friend Who Could Have Helped Him And Didnt Speaks
THIS IS WHAT THE SO CALLED FRIEND SAID TO ME ABOUT JESSE...YOU MAKE THE DECISION...HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS PERSON A FRIEND... Charmy: we need to talk DJ City Girl: We need to talk when all I have been getting is bombarded by people I don't know if it's from your lounge or Inc's lounge Idk but seriously........I'm getting blammed for a suicide that you know damn well no one can be blammed for a suicide and also calling my marriage fake....................wtf? Charmy: i dont care about your marriage I CARE ABOUT MY FRIEND how reached out for YOUR HELP Charmy: u knew jesse was a good person and u played him telling him u loved him Charmy: then u tell him u wont talk to him about not killing him self DJ City Girl: It doesn't mean that I fucking caused his damn suicide. I loved him and then when we became just friends I loved him as such we both knew that understanding. Charmy: are u in the medical field or what Charmy: because u would have called someone to help him Charmy: an
Ok, Tried The Cherry Bomb, Here's My Opinion....
I bought the new Cherry Bomb bling to test the waters. Here is what I thought of the whole experience. It was just ok. I did make around 400K points and fubux from it, but it was a real bitch trying to find people to bomb. You cannot bomb an album that has already been bombed until that bomb wears off in an hour. If you bomb an album that has already been bombed that day, the owner of that album will get NO points. You can only bomb once every 60 seconds. Which is kinda lame, but I get it. Most people don't have 250 pics in one album, so it was also hard to find albums worth the 60 second wait time. I believe the most I made off one album was around 28K. Any other questions about the Cherry Bomb...just ask. ok, commence living again! hehe
My Album Cover
Actually freakin rocks
Short Vacation!
Tomorrow I'm gonna be heading up into the Scottish Highlands for a short break. I'll be just outside Aviemore next to the Cairngorm mountain range, one of my favourite places to be. I should be back either Thursday or Friday, but will have my laptop with me so I might be online during the evenings for a little bit. Also, I just paid off the 6,500 still left on my wife's car finance as a surprise. She now owns the fucker outright and is as happy as a pig in mud. I'm not so happy though - I've actually had to say 'yes' to doing some jobs that I would rather not have done. But still, she's happy so I'm happy, right?
Love Expressed
Love is the most beautiful of emotions, and when allowed to flow freely, it can engulf you like an ocean. It can heal hurts and erase our darkest fears, It can make you forget your sorrows and stop your tears. Love can can give birth to new and wonderful dreams, and make your heart burst at its very seams. But love is meant to be shared, and when given to the one for whom you care; it blooms and only grows deeper and stronger. Til it overwhelms your souls and lasts longer and longer. If love is kept a secret and hidden away, it becomes tainted a little more everyday. Till it poisons the heart and sickens the mind, and makes it possible to be cruel and unkind. Love held back and not expressed, Blackens and turns poisonous. For love to survive and flourish between two, it needs to be expressed as "I Love You". Whether whispered in each others' ear, oh so softly; Or screamed from a mountain top, majestic and lofty. Winding around each heart, until they c
Just Silly...
You know the drill: FROM THE BOTTOM UP... (name has been changed to protect the strange!) 'CSP' wrote lol 'Jennifer' wrote Okay, you have just won my Strangest Fu Conversation Ever Award. Where shall I mail your trophy? 'CSP' wrote Can you see your biceps when you try to flex them? 'Jennifer' wrote I am the only woman in my family... So, yes, I guess I am. 'CSP' wrote Are you the weakest women in your family? 'Jennifer' wrote Well I always need help opening the pickle jars... 'CSP' wrote lol I like soft arms with little to no muscle. Are your arms like that? 'Jennifer' wrote Huh???? Did I miss something?... 'CSP' wrote Do you have weak arms? I love weak arms.
Sneak Preview
Ok, you're getting a sneak preview of one of the pics that I have made for when (crossing fingers) I get Spotlight. I have a problem. Beauty has asked to be taken out of the pic for personal reasons. I deleted all of the pics as I made the graphics, so I didn't save them. The thing is, I can't figure out who the last person is in this graphic: I hit up some random people for donations, so it could be one of them. I'm trying to figure out the identity of the person in the Beatles hat so I can re-steal their pic. Does anyone know who it is?
Something Very True About Fubar..
decided to be random...more good stuff soon...:D
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Sorry I haven't been social at all today... Stressed myself out hard yesterday and haven't been feeling good at all today....
Auction
I'm in the "Idles of March" auction! It starts today and runs all this week. Just thought i'd let you peoples know. I'll provide the link when available. hope to see you there
Supremo Blahmo
I need to shake this funk BADLY! Was so close to walking away from fu and NO this is not a cry for attention, this blog is set to family only. I feel broken, like I can't be fixed. I know that doesn't make a lot of sense but to me it does. I feel like I am totally spiraling, my phone will be off this weekend, the snow that is coming down sucks, I am afraid to tell new people all about me for fear they will judge me. It's all hitting me tonight in a big way. My wrist feels like its getting worse, yesterday, the pain was going up to my elbow. Today when I was cleaning squeezing the trigger on bottles hurt. I so badly want to be out of my mom's and back on my own, yet I am scared there as well. I honestly don't know what I am doing anymore, but the one thing I know are these damn tears need to stop. I should hear from the medical clinic by Wednesday or so to see if I get the medical approved for at least the electrode test with the neurologist. GOD!! //end rant
You Know You Wish You Owned Me!
Ok, I'm sellin myself off again to the highest bidder... ya ya ya but you know you wish you had me for a pet... Go buy me n stuffs.
It Shows...
...how much I used to eat. Two weeks eating less crap and a little more exercise = a loss of 5lbs. I'm pretty happy 'bout that
Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Where the fuck do I start? I was up when the Spotlight spot rolled over last night and then immediately went up to 37 million. That was the start of the bad I guess, but only because I want it so much to commemorate my one year anniversary of having physically met my boyfriend. I went into the basement. It was wet. Not soaked, but there was water. I listened and found that the washer is leaking from the hose. I tried to tighten it, and in the process, knocked the dryer vent out of the back. I tried to put that back on and slipped on the fucking wet floor and fell. I was home for awhile, then went to work. I go into work for supervision, and it's all going as normal. I get called into the Program Manager's office about 1/2 way through. It turns out, there were several complaints about me in the past two days. One contained pretty serious allegations: me showing up to pick up the child smelling like alcohol, me not providing full supervision during visitations, me
25bling Pack Auction
25 bling pack auction..bidding starts now.and the last bid will be 9pm e.t tonite thank you..
Want To Know Why My Private Messages Are For Family Only?
So a lot of people think I am stuck up or a bitch or whatever because I have my private messages set to family only. Please look at the screen shot below to see why. This screen shot was taken back when the email program fu used didn't allow for the family only filter, and it showed the total number of messages you had waiting on you. Now, also know this was before bling. So these messages are just basic bullshit and fugifts. And yes, that is one days worth of messages. So yes, I have my settings set to family only. I still get messages for fugifts, bling and bombs. I can't keep on top of them as it is. So, please try to understand it is nothing personal. However, if you chose to take it personally that I won't accept your private message - that is fine too. Makes no difference to me. As I say on my page, PLEASE leave what you have to say to me in a comment. That is the best way to leave it. It is also, the way I am most likely to see it. Have a gr
Geez!
Fucking damn it mother fucking a! I'm so irritated with some many things right now. Today was a fucking AWESOME day until I got home and got on here. I'm so tired of explaining myself to people. If my profile is private then GET THE FUCK OVER IT. It's not the end of the world that you can't get to my profile. I just tried to move photos of me to a new folder and I moved too many at one time and they "disappeared". Now I have to wait until they "reappear" again. If I lose all of those pics I'm going to be so fucking pissed. Then this stupid auction crap is annoying me. I think I may just pull out and say fuck it. It's not worth it. Please smack me if I ever think of joining another auction. Now about my day. My mom and I had lunch with my god mother. She gave me my birthday present early. It was a JC Penney gift card and a Burger King gift card. I hate Burger King, lol. Then we went to this monogram store I've been wanting to go to. I got a window decal for my car with
Foul Mood
Ever had one of those days when you just really wanted to beat someone about the head and neck area? I've been in that sorta place for a couple of days. Nothing really is wrong (besides the normal fucked up shit)but I just am in a really pissy mood. I'm ranting, sorry
Wtf? I Was Violated!
I feel so violated right now!! My son calls me at work this afternoon. He got home from school and finds someone has broken into our house. Things are tossed all over the place. Drawers, closets, cupboards.. even the damn refrigerator. Really? And get this.. they took a jewelery box, cell phones and all the damn chargers in the house. And some change. They went past the laptown, guitars, amps, surround sound stereo, TV's.. Police figure it was kids. Yeah probably. They got in through a high back window using a deck chair and the barbque. Sitting right next to the couch on the deck is a fucking ladder. WTF? At least we have stupid burglars. I'm sick to my stomach thinking these hoodlums have been pawing through my stuff. And will they be back now? I'd shoot the fuckers if I actually owned a gun!!
How Irish Are You?
You're 55% Irish You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland. (And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You?
Please Leave Your Name At The Beep
I have been getting quite a few random calls throughout the day from numbers I don't recognize. Naturally, I don't answer numbers that aren't programmed into my phone. Naturally, they don't leave a message, although my outgoing clearly states that I don't answer either blocked or unknown numbers. I know that whole vehicle warranty scam is going around, but I have yet to get so much as an automated voicemail. I consider myself lucky. But, seriously, these calls are coming from all over the country. Wisconsin, Florida, Washington.... Anyone else have this crap to deal with?
Woot!
The gov't officially ended the stop loss clause for military contracts! Yay!!!!!
Ms. D
She's a broke bish! Spare a few fu$ for a lady? Ms. D@ fubar
Rules Of The Game
There are certain fundamental rules one must employ when you are programming with a relational database. These are the concepts that will not only allow you to survive the process, but also come out with that minty feeling. 1. Set the proper atmosphere. Techno music is a must. Unfortunately working in an office space, the volume must be kept down, unless there are headphones involved. Fundamentally speaking the louder the music, the better a program is written. 2. Caffeine. Lots of it. This is not a situation in which moderation is useful. The goal you are going for is that of a squirrel having ingested several tablets of speed. Flighty, tweaked out, and ready to jump out of your skin are the keywords here. 3. Confuse your co-workers. This is an industry that is quite difficult to follow, let alone understand. Most people have no clue, or know what you know. Identify the clueless, prey upon them with your skills, and leave them twitching in the wake of your glory. No mercy.
Obama Thought Of The Day...
..here's the President at it again... Who's cash is that? Yours and your great grandkids. Anyone feeling stimulated yet?
Published Writer??
Okay so my interviews have been published, Popular Underground Magazine out of Chicago, but it's online and I didn't get paid. I emailed my Disturbed interview from last year and my recently transcribed DJ Skribble, which I formatted in the preferred article style with quotes thrown in to Military Times Magazine. Interesting enough, I received the email address from one of my interview subjects. Anyways, I received an email this morning from their senior staff writer. He is passing on my writing to the editor. So far so good! Hope everyone is having a great Monday.
Tamz Quiz
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? I don't remember [2] You were in the car with? My sister [3] Went to the mall with? My ex about 12 years ago [4] Person you talked on the phone with? my dad [5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar? Tamz T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? False Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? true Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? True Q: Have shaved your head? True Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? False Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? False WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Eat [2] Be serious or be funny? Seriously funny
Is This English?
->BiGWiLl: no BiGWiLl: so u single?? ->BiGWiLl: uh....huh? BiGWiLl: so i just up front i am tryin to holla awty so let me know now if u down ->BiGWiLl: nothing BiGWiLl: so wats up sexy ->BiGWiLl: nothing BiGWiLl: wassup sexy I have no words.
The Time Has Come To Say Goodbye ...
I know I wrote a blog about a week ago saying I would be leaving when my vip ran out on the 7th April, but I have decided the time has come now to go ..... I hope no-one feels badly about me for I never wanted to hurt any of my friends, but as a lot of you already know I havent been happy on here for a long while. Ive covered a lot of this in past blogs so those that are true friends will already know the reasons why I came to this decision so I wont bore you with it. I guess some may be a little taken by surprise that I have brought the date forward but I really cant see any point in putting off the inevitable. I have happy memories of fubar, from meeting Porl whos my soul mate, my best friend, my rock, gush gush lol ... to meeting other fubar friends, I could list each and everyone of you that has enriched my life by sharing your lives with me ... and mine with you (but if I did that my blog would go on for days lol) .... we have shared happy times and sad times ... as we
Member Of The Week! Show Them Love!
Starting Monday March 30th we started Member of the week! I will post that person's link in this blog. I expect everyone to show them love! I will also make them #1 friend too! I will also make them a pimpout bully! I will NOT PICK someone that doesn't participate in the group and keep up with what's going on either! It will be someone that helps the group out and others. :) Just keep that in mind for the future! :) THE VMV MEMBER OF THE WEEK FOR April 27th-May 3rd is: Woodie@ fubar
Feed Back - Get Paid For Your Opinions
Here's your chance to tell us what you think of Bad Habitz Radio. Any and all input/suggestions are welcome. Every month we will award the best/most creative idea a fubuck prize!
Turning 30.
A few facts about myself. Thirty years ago. I was born at home along with my twin Anita. Our mother was in labor a full half hour. She was lucky to have anyone there at all. I was delivered by a male firefighter. My sister next by a female firefighter. Which was a rarity at the time. We were later taken to the hospital where a woman posing as a nurse attempted to steal Anita. Thanks to my mom's gut instinct; the fake was quickly exposed.
Just My Luck
I was sitting at the bar just staring at my drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to me, grabs my drink, gulps it down in one swig, and then turns to me with a menacing stare as if to say, "What'cha gonna do about it?" I start crying. "Come on man I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parkinglot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison"!
So...yeah.
I totally have a list of things I want to get done, and total motivation to get them done. But at the same time...I'm dragging. I dunno why. Today was sooo bleh, spent time dealing with lawyers and all that stuff. When a project goes bad, it isn't fun. I also had to move stuff today, somehow no matter what job I end up doing, I have to do manual labor at some point. Don't people realize that I'm not built for muscle?! I may have pulled something, my colleague was trying to lift an extremely heavy filing cabinet onto a trailer by stepping up onto it, he tripped and fell. And dropped the cabinet to catch himself instinctively, the problem is the very heavy cabinet was right over his legs, so I instinctively jumped forward and caught it as it was falling on him. Just to give you reference, my friend is about 6 inches taller than me, about 100 pounds heavier, and much stronger (hence why he was carrying the cabinet) and was struggling with this thing. It really hurt to catch, but my ar
A Song And A Story
I was discussing some Alt-Pop tunes of the 90s today with a friend, and military rank with another and it got me thinking of a song with a story. The song is Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms. A side note of the Gin Blossoms, being really one of the few bands to make it from Arizona, the day they broke up was front page headline news in the Phoenix paper. The opening to that song starts out: Tell me if you think it would be alright, If I could just crash here tonight, See Im in no shape for driving, Anyways, Ive got no place to go. This song will forever be in my head the Alpha-10 Song. To explain, let me give you some background information, in the military all vehicles are assigned numbers, and they use the phonetic alphabet, so A-10 would be referred to as Alpha-Ten, though on the radio you would say Alpha Won Zero but thats not important. Alpha-10 was a HMMWV (High Mobility Multi Wheeled Vehicle aka a Hummer) which was issued to Staff Sergeant Millhouse (
04-01-09 April Fools!
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. ========================= The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Corvette back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and this time the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said: "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a sports car to p
Fu Golddiggers
The following was inspired by a fu-whoring gold digger...anyone have any other questions a gold digger asks on a first date? dante: i bet she will only put out to guys who buy her shit in real life to steph: im sure she's a golddigger dante: first thing she asks " what kinda car you drive "..lol steph: do you own your house? dante: where do you bank ? steph: do you have an amex black? dante: whhats your credit score steph: heh dante: whats your gross net worth ? steph: how much do you think a man should spend on an engagement ring? dante: whos your CPA ? stephm: does your maid work weekends? dante: how do you feel about pre nups
Quickie
Just a quickie..... Just got back from the dr... I have a feeling the medical will be approved, not for sure but a feeling. He thinks I need to see the neurologist and if the nerve test shows abnormalities which I am sure it will, then probably do surgery. He had said the prognosis time would be 4-6 months. Fun Fun! I know many people think that I shouldn't be typing, but it is not the typing that sets it off, it is the mouse and a bunch of normal every day things that I do.
Everything
Your eyes, shifting from pools of emerald to blazing saphires,and always with a golden ring.Your lips, pouty, and sweet, a pleasure to kiss.Your hair, gold and copper shining in sunlight.Your skin, alabaster and silk, I long for its touch.Your face, a canvas of emotions, worry, pain, love, pride. Beautiful in every way.Your body,curvy, and luxurious, my passion to hold.Your arms, muscled and firm, I feel safe when you hold me.Your hands,soft and small, I desire their loving touch.All this I see, when I look at you. Despite what you think, You are perfection personified to me.
Sad...
Random highlights of my new life: Every morning I pray my daughter will let me nap...never happens. I planned to do at least a half hour of Wii Fit everyday...Yeah, the balance board makes me feel bad about myself so I haven't gotten on it in 3 days. I had tried tanning so I could get some color and it would help my vitamin D level go up, I couldn't sit still long enough to get much color at all. I went to a baseball game just to get out of the house last night. I abhor baseball. I just went for over priced beer and nachos. The company wasn't too bad either. Although I'm quite sure we sat in front of the boys from The Big Bang Theory and they were rather entertaining. I hate animated pigs. "I like to move it, move it" has become the new anthem for everything done around here...clean up time, we sing it...shower time, we sing it... I'm gonna start making lanyards.
Holy Wow!
This has been one hell of a week. I'm not sure if anyone missed me or not. Some of you got a text from me letting you know what happened. Here's a recap for those of you that didn't know. Saturday night, while I was at the hotel, I was having really bad connection issues. My "high speed" connection was slower than dial up. Yes - that IS possible. I couldn't get music to load on a page in over 10 minutes. After a while I just gave up. I decided to watch some television and call it a night. Sunday when I woke up, everything was working the way it should. I left the hotel around noon. When I got home, I plug my laptop in and I attempt to get online. I didn't have a connection so I went to go reset the router. I noticed a few plugs, and since I never really payed attention to it before, I asked what they were for. Found out that since my stepdad canceled the old internet service they came and took their modem. The new company said they couldn't be here to connect their modem until t
Blasts
There is one thing that irks me: all the high and mighty individuals on here that make fun of fat pointwhores with pink names and BLAST messages like "Love me hard, baby", or "once you cum tp my page, you won't leave", and other garbage that only an insecure single mom of 10 would put up. Cool with me, I do it all the time, since I find the idea of an online rate site pretty pathetic. However, then I see those same people that intially bashed those sows with stati like "only 93874 pts to level!", and inside the blast boxes. With equally cheesy messages. Pot? Meet kettle.
This Had Best Fucking Work Or Im Shooting Myself
use safari or you will not see it
Bling For Nsfw?
to all you player females out there offering ur nsfw for bling packs, like it or not ur judged as whores....... just accept it and your life will be much easier. to all you hornball guys feeding this frenzy..... there is free porn availbel all over the net, why are you wasting your money? there are TONS of FREE pornsites with females MUCH better looking than the ones slutting out their pics for bling on this site....... and you get to see em FUCK! Its turned into a business transaction. desparate hornballs want to see women with allmost no tits, flapjack tits, or non groomed cuntile area give up their money to see something less than a drop dead gorgeous woman. Its not like you will get any closer to actually fucking them then when you stroke ur cock to their pics anyway, and if you think you are, you are sadly mistaken....... they tease on purpose to get what they want and you suckers fall right for it. I cant believe guys will actually pay out bling packs for nudes on thi
Bluff
For some I have had the song Pokerface in my mind... Nor for the reason the song being, but for holding my head up and not letting people see my fear. Sure, a few that know me have called my bluff, but what can I say. I am scared to death of what is going to become in my life, I am scared of whats going to be. Before the future never had a chance to spook me as it does now. Still waiting on my old medical records, I called them today and they called me back to ask some further questions about when and where I had the procedure, so I know they are working on that. As far as the shelters, I am doing what I can by calling them weekly, at the same time praying for a miracle that they have room soon. Being in these types of situations similar before, I never had to these alone, at the time, I was married and using :( I never realized the breakdown on the mentality that this kind of shit carries :( Since I am no longer a vip, my page has died extremely, I know I am sure its just
Ughs (rant About My Mom)
There is nary a person who can make my blood boil faster than my mom. I love her to death, but she manages to always say something to make me wanna stab myself with a spork. She is a scientific genius, and with that comes a VAST amount of crazyness. She is the most spacy and socially inept person I know, and it drives me crazy. Last year, I have met a woman at my hotel, which was stayin with her family for several months, and we started talking once in a while. Once I was griping about my mom, and this lady said that she is like a female version of her husband. He is super smart, has a great job, pays all bills on time, but is a COMPLETE space cadet when it comes to social life. Well, recently, he was diagnosted with some very rare mild form of autism, which happens in 1/100000000 or somethin like that. I would LOVE to get my mom tested, but...good luck with that,lol. I said that to her, and she said that there is no such thing as autism, and that its not scientificaly genetically
Sunday Brunch - Part One
I lie here facing the bottom of the bed propped up by pillows watching tv while you are propped up at the top of the bedworking on your laptop. I'm wearing my Tigger baseball jersey and my orange boyshorts. I noticed when I walked past themirror after getting out of the shower that my ass looks like the perfect pumkin in these panties - nicely curved and theperfect shade of orange. I can't find anything to watch on the hundreds of channels we have so I start looking in the OnDemand Channels. Ohhh, Zane is On Demand. I know how her books make me get all wet and creamy but let's see how herChronicles done on film do. I start the program and cross my legs at the ankles. You have a perfect view of my ass and I give it a little shake hopingto get your attention but the speed and cadence of your typing doesn't slow down a bit. Hm. This project deadline has beenkicking your ass lately. Oh well, back to my show. Watching the show, I find myself forgetting that you're in the r

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