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Pedro El Awesomeo's blog: "Encephalon"

created on 04/16/2007  |  http://fubar.com/encephalon/b74254  |  30 followers

I really have a love/hate relationship with women.  Oh I love women, I do, but don't get me wrong I hate them too. 

Let me give you a little example here, lets say you are a woman with what we would call in geological terms "Grand Tetons."  How could you not love that?  You can't, anyone who says they don't is a liar.   Now, if you are the same woman, and you want to show them off, again, theres nothing wrong with that, you got it flaunt it.  Now, again, same woman, flaunting, first date with an awesome guy, again, no sin in the flaunting.  

Here's where the problem sets in, you are doing everything to draw attention to these assets of yours for the express purpose of holding it against me in a court of your mind.  I am sure there are plenty of other places you could put your sunglasses.

That's alright hun, I know your game, see this is me, not looking, take that! 

P.s. If you wanna test me, lets see how many dates you're going to go without a good night kiss.  You wanna play poker with me toots?  Well I got a good hand, wait, that didnt come out right. 

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