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What are you waiting for?
What is the single largest item in your house?
All the air
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?
Yes, badly - but I have a skill for mirror writing
What color is your bedroom?
White
What type of computer mouse do you use?
one with buttons and a wheel
What is your earliest memory?
Getting my haircut the day my sister was born
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?
Yup
Do you take vitamins?
In food
When did you first become interested in sex?
When I first realised it existed
Do you like to color inside the lines?
well...anything else would be scribbling
What do you have set as your home page?
Google
Do you have your own radio?
Yup
Where would you hate to have to work?
Stoke on Trent
Who is on your speed dial?
Nobody
Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?
Depends what illumination needs I have
How much money did you spend today?
£1.25 (Bacon sandwich)
What are you sitting on right now?
My ass
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?
chronically
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Doubtful
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?
No, but i did require stitches after playing with a razor blade
How big is your bed?
Plenty big enough
Do you like the smell of axe?
Its called Lynx here, and no.
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?
I don't know, never had one
Have you ever seen a volcano?
Yes, an extinct one in Scotland
What is the best halloween costume you have ever worn?
I have never worn one
What kind of soap do you use?
I think its called botanics
Can you snowboard?
probably
How many icons do you have on your dekstop?
16
What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time?
£23000
Do you understand how telephones work?
ummm...
Do you write notes on your body?
numbers on my hand occassionally.
What is the prominent color in your closet?
Blue
What is sitting next to you right now?
A pile of work that I am avoiding
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?
Not lots no
Do you own any really old video game systems?
Playstation 1
Are you good at baking?
I can do it, but I really don't enjoy it.
Have you ever made your own clothing?
Yes, I made leather trousers out of an old leather jacket once.
How many doors does your house have?
6
Do you prefer tootsie pops or blow pops?
Not had either
Do you sneak into movie theatres?
No
Are you a really fast text messager?
moderate
Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7?
Hair
Do you usually write in print or in cursive?
cursive
What was your first job?
Paperboy
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?
Cubed
What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?
No print, but I do have a Homer Simpson mug that says "Whenever I learn something new, it pushes old stuff out"
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?
Yup - halfway through one just now as it happens
What do you want to buy from an infomercial?
We don't have infomercials
Do you believe that animals have souls?
Why wouldn't they?
What word/phrase do you find really annoying?
when people say "Pacific" instead of "Specific"
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?
My lava lamp broke and ruined a couch
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?
yes actually
What is the longest you can wait patiently?
Jeebers, as long as it takes if its worth waiting for.
Have you ever been under anesthesia?
Once
Are your fingernails long or short?
Short
Are you afraid of bright colors?
No, but if they are too bright I would look ridiculous
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?
Barely a day goes by...
Can you tell people honest things to their face?
Of course
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?
I have never tried grits
Do you own a kite?
No...but now you mention it I might buy one...and a frisbee.
Have you ever run down and up escalator or vice versa?
No, but I always wanted to - I have walked the wrong way along a travellator
What do you think of clothing for pets?
I think its cruel
Do you tend to want things you cannot have?
No, I tend to find ways to get the things I want
Is it true that you can be anything you want to be?
To an extent yes.
Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little?
I guess
Would you ever dye your hair purple?
No, it would ruin my air of gravitas
Who do you think should play you in a movie?
Steven Tyler out of Areosmith
Would you ever kill someone?
While I have felt the urge, no.
Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
Both have their charms
Do you dot your is and cross your ts?
well, if you don't cross a T it is an L?
Are you double jointed in any way?
Nope
What kind of super power do you wish you had?
The power to summon Tea and Toast
Are you easily offended?
How dare you!
How often do you watch the news?
Most days
Do you have nightmares very much?
Exceptionally rarely
Which power ranger was your favorite?
The girl one
Did the movie Jaws ever scare you?
Yes, but in my defence I was 6 years old
Have you ever cried to get away with something?
I can't ever see that working for me.
What do you think of feminists?
They are people that adhere to a political doctrine
Are you friends with anyone famous?
Yes...for a given level of fame
Do you lack common sense sometimes?
I sometimes don't think before I speak/act
Are you afraid of snakes?
No
Do you use recycle bins at your house?
Fanatically
How hot do you like the water in your shower?
Nice and hot
Do you ever walk around your house naked?
All the time
What is your favorite art form?
I like all the arts
Do you want to be bilingual?
I'd like my spanish to be a little better
Is energy wasted on little kids?
I'm not sure I understand what you mean?
Do you lie to make people feel better?
I have done, but less so recently
How many times a day do you look at the clock?
I never counted, I'll get back to you on that
Do you like to organize things?
Certain things yes, but I like a bit of chaos
Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when youre older?
Both
Do you floss your teeth every day?
Yes
Do you like the game red rover?
ummm...i don't know...thats clearly an american name for something.
Which is better, thick crust or thin?
Thick crust is an aberration
How good are you at keeping secrets?
I'm the best (I usually forget them anyway)
What stupid little thing really stresses you out?
Cling-film
Can you remember what you wore yesterday?
Yes
Which Disney parks have you been to?
None, been to Downtown Disney though
What do you think the drinking age should be?
18 seems good enough
Do you like to wear socks?
Yes
What is the last cartoon you watched?
South Park
What does your bed comforter look like?
I don't think I have one.
