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I can't fvuckin bear it. I am currently sharing my office with an over paid and under busy consultant. Problem is, he makes so much noise when he eats. Biscuits, sandwiches, whatever he has for lunch - oh and he has biscuits all the friggin time.
Gah, I'm pretty tolerant, but this drives me mad. chomp chomp, slobber, heavy nose breath.
Not a good thing in my current mood which swings between dejected and horribly angry.
I need a punch bag.
