Fubar Blog Posts 4

My So Called Man Is A Fake Wtf???????
Well... to make a long story short... my Tassi that I have been in love with.. that I met on here... almost two years ago.... I found out this am from his daughter.. .who I THOUGHT was his sister... called me from Australia.. and the REAL Tassi ... is actually CUTE SEXY AUSSIE one of my best friends on here..... I am devastated... I was going to meet him at the end of this month... so needless to say now that will never happen cause all he did was lie about everything.. his identity .. his family.. he told me his mother had a stroke a while back and come to find out his mother has been dead for three years... sooooo.... as I always say.. welcome to my Jerry Springer life.. LOL One thing I have learned I will no longer accept any friends that don't have a salute pic.. my advice to yall.. don't trust ANYONE on here... I trusted this man with everything... I gave him my heart... my mind.. my soul... and he betrayed me and violated me... violated my life... if I'm not here much I hope

Best Memory Ever.
i was 17. wow, what a day. I had jumped out the window of my reform school with my best friend / blood brother for life (now an asshole), and we ran like fuckin' hell. we made it to my friends house, where we set up base. I bike rode to her house, it took 3 hours. look on a map if you want, from east northport, to lake ronkonkoma, suffolk county, new york. we hung out at my ex girlfriend's house, she didn't care, she was .... loose. it took about 3 hours of sweet talking, and a threat of me drinking a whole bottle of vodka, before she decided to get it on. my friend was in the closet with my ex, we heard bumping noises and "ouch" here and there. i was a nervous wreck. i had to check to make sure the equipment was working. no problem there.. I whipped it out, I pulled her pants and panties off. I saw my first real time noochie. wow, they are kinda ugly but, hey, it works. I felt around for where to stick it, then guided it in.........best 30 seconds (if that), of my life. ha. i pulled o

Thoughts & Suggestions
I'm hoping to do my first photo shoot tomorrow. Is there anything you'd like to see? (no, no kitty shots so don't ask). Any themes? Props? ya know... school girl, pig tails, stockings etc? Any imput would be appreciated. thanks. All suggestions will be taken into consideration.

The Story Lives On (abuse)
SO THE FIFTEEN YEAR OLD MADE HER WAY AS A CARHOP,JOIN THE BAND,AND PAID FOR HER OWN FLUTE.MEANWHILE DISLIKING ANY MALE THAN TALKED TO HER BUT,ONE DAY,A 19 YEAR OLD SOLDIER,TOLD HER SHE HAD BEAUTIFUL EYES,AND WOULD SHE LIKE TO GO TO THE MOVIES.SHE WAS JUST REACHING THE AGE,THAT MOST GIRLS WAS GOO GOO OVERS BOYS,BUT,SHE ALREADY NEW WHAT BOYS WANTED.BUT,SHE AGREED TO A MOVIE IF HIS MOM WOULD COME.AND SHE DID AND EVERYTHING WAS OK.THAT WENT ON FOR ABOUT 4 MONTHS,AND ONE NIGHT HE ASKED HER TO BE THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN,WOW WHAT A PERPOSAL.SO LIVING WITH HER SISTER AFTER HER MOTHER TRYING TO SCALD HER WITH BOILING HOT WATER.THEY WENT AND TALKED TO HER,BUT THE PERMISSION HAD TO COME FROM,YEP YOU GUESS IT THE WICKED MOTHER.COME FIND OUT SHE WANTED HER TO COME BACK,HER WELFARE CHECKS WAS GOING TO BE STOP IF SHE DIDNT.THEN THESE WORDS WAS SPOKEN." TO HAVE MY DAUGTER IT WILL COST YOU" I WONDER HOW THAT LITTLE GIRL FELT AT THAT TIME.HEARING HER MOM FOR THE SECOND TIME PUT A PRICE ON HER.WEL

Be Gone All Next Week
Well this will be the final week of my finals. I know I haven't been on much and for that I am sorry. With all the funerals last week then finals, it has really took a tole on me both physically and medically. I might take a few weeks off fubar to get my life and my mind situated again. I will try and get the daily comments out if not daily, then I am hoping at least a couple times over the next few weeks. I am sorry for those of you that can't understand this. I am getting to the point in fubar as well when I max out all my rates people on my friends list to not get rated in return. Except from my regular daily friends ( thank you very much ). This has pretty much taken the fun out of fubar for me. I see my leveling going no where. Also I am going to be dropping the majority of the people on my list I am not here to be a number on someones page, I am here to make true friends and play the game. I was tempted to just kill this account and not return anymore. This is my 4th tme b

My Tarot Reading
how you feel about yourself now (Strength) You feel that despite the challenges you have been faced with in the past, present or future, you will find the strength and courage to succeed. Whether you are recovering from ill health, a broken marriage or relationship, or challenges at work, you will find the will power to come out on top. If you are looking to give up any bad habits, such as smoking or drinking for example, this is a good time to do it. what you most want at this moment (Death) The cards suggest Isle Girl, that what you most want at this time is absolute change, to end what you no longer want and start anew. You desire to transform your career or your love life, perhaps your whole lifestyle in general. However catastrophic such changes could be, embracing them will only make you grow in wisdom and experience. your fears (Judgement) You are afraid that the conclusions you’ve been wanting are delayed and fear any far-reaching changes ahead. Perhaps things ar

Plz Read..... If Not For U For Me....
First of all this blog is really very important to me.... 2 years ago I found out that I had HPV(an std) type 16 :( which has know turned into cervical cancer.... I knew I had another STD from an EX cheating on me(6 years) but I just found out about that cervical cancer This blog is to just shed a little light on the topic of HPV and Cervical Cancer...... Some facts on HPV The human papillomavirus (HPV) causes warts, including genital warts, and may cause cervical cancer and changes in the cervix that can lead to cancer. HPV is spread by direct contact. There are more than 100 known types of HPV. * Some HPV types cause genital warts. In women, certain high-risk types of HPV increase the risk of cervical cancer. Women may have an HPV infection and not have any symptoms. Sometimes the only sign that a woman is infected with HPV is an abnormal Pap test result. * Other types of HPV cause common, plantar, filiform or flat warts, and s

Urban Dictionary
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you. 1)Your name?: James A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun. 2) Nickname? Goatse (or Jedi) A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg&qu ot; . Often causes people to freak out. -Hey you know what goatse is? -no, what is it? -check this website out! -oh god it's horrible! -hahaha! ============================ (JEDI) The Jedi are a fictitious order of warrior monks who play an important role in the 'Star Wars' movie series by George Lucas. They were responsible for the maintenance of peace and order in the Galactic Republic, and were skilled in various

New Member And Updated List Of Memebes
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Bring Ur Horses & Join The Chuck Wagon Trail!
You've been cordially invited to take an old fashioned trip on the all new Chuck Wagon Trail! Come one and come all and bring your empty stomachs as we tend to serve up the best that FU bucks can buy! So if'n your up for the bumpy ride, jump on in and travel across our FU world and meet and show some FU luv to the below honarary members. To become a member of this western adventure, you must rate, fan, and add all the folks below and then private message me when you're done so that I can add you to the list. Once I've done that, you can then repost this notice to continue this wagon trail. If you're already a friend to any of those adventurous gents & ladies, just post a comment lettin' them know that you're "Jumpin on the Chuck Wagon Trail!" Wagons....HOOOOOOOOOOO!! I'm your cook, so please be sure to drop in and tell me what kinda food ur in the mood for and that your Jumpin on the Chuck Wagon Trail! If you don't keep the cook happy, then NOBODY'S happy! Thru_a_dif

Sickening
Decided to go to the cafe this morning 'cause I was hungry. Ordered Two egg, bacon, sausage, mushrooms and a fried slice, as well as toast and tea. Point of this is, you ever order something, then halfway through eating it wonder why you're eating it? I mean that fried slice was so greasy it was unreal, was making me ill eating it but being the pig I am I still did, lol. Just felt nasty afterwards. Anyways, that's enough of that

Canceled
Ok I've canceled my VIP it will be done as of the 23rd. I'm not sure if I'll be around much. So anyone that would like to get ahold of me and doesn't all ready have me on yahoo can add funky.munky64@hotmail to either yahoo or msn. Actually even people that have me on yahoo might want to add this name too! I'll miss lots of people here :( *hugzNstuff*

This Is My Friend....
Whats one to do when their life is both presenting them with the greatest pathway to salvation, but at the same time, along that path, ones connection to the world and their own sanity is thrown into question>? i know my body's limits. I know i can take pain, and how much, and who from, with a passion. I know ive acquired a desire to form a bond beyond imagination with the most amazing soul ive ever met, in this life or any other. But what if those pent up desires to fly from this earth are strengthening? I know i want to live. Ive got a future. I know it would break that which i love... But, the roiling hatred...what if it is too much for those i love? I know how i see things, what i perceive, and where my boundaries are; and i just wish a Sundering of sorts were to occur. Itd hurt others, but that bridge of disrespect and hate and miscommunication would GO AWAY! And a new path and bridge would be formed... lately....ive just wanted to get myself an assa

What Is Up With Men Today?
Ok so I work reservations at a casino and resort. I have a very easy job.. Normally I sit at a desk and answer phones.. once in a while i go down on the casino floor and work in the VIP room (the high roller room) basically standing there and checking names. earlier today I had that one guy on fu messing with me because he needs to get laid.. and now i have this guy.. So this guy calls in for a reservation. He has never been to the casino i work at and wanted a room. I start filling in all the information for the reservations that do not have a players number. I ask him for his credit card number and he says oh.. i don't have one.. i say ok well you must check in by 6pm or else your reservation will be canceled and continue booking the room.. he says "I have a question.. would you go on a date with me..." I stop.. and say " umm sir.. I am married so i would have to say no" and he goes "oh." I finally hang up with him and look at my supervisor and say WTF!!! and tell him what happ

Please Add And Welcome These New Members
Please add and welcome these two members to our family ¶PÃIЙT€Я™¤Ð§Ç¤FUMÃЯЯĬ€Ð TØ ¶FЯØGGĬ€™@ fubar BIG DADDY ~~ GIT ~R~DONE BOMBSQUAD~'FAMILY@ fubar thank you, angel eyes

I May Just Give Up Completely
I think I may just want too much. I think I expect too much out of the male gender. Is it too much to want to go on a date? Dinner? A movie? Putt-putt? Something besides just hopping right in bed with each other. Don't get me wrong, I love sex just as much as the next. But geez! I want a guy that likes to hang out and do fun things THEN maybe have some physical fun. I also want a guy who doesn't play games. For instance, I'm talking to a friend of mine about going to lunch together tomorrow. And we talk about getting sushi and I get happy. Well I said "brb" because my mom needed me for a sec. I came back to the computer and he had sent me an IM saying he was going to bed. I texted him and he never replied. No one goes to sleep within 3 minutes. I know he was just being a baby because I didn't give him my undivided attention. And that's ridiculous. He keeps starting to make plans then backing out or changing his mind or some other bullshit. So I told him we shouldn't even bother wit

I Can't Stop Laughing At You
Scaryman1774 Says: well there i rated everything that i felt like rating yeah ur welcome kuz in my opinion after readin ur profile im not even sure y i added u ur juzt like these pix in this album dried up and dusty ur a serious cunt all ur stoopid reasonz 2 delete or block ppl u act like ur soooo damn hot ur not with big ass buck teeth and ur goofy glasses what exactly makes u think we wanna watch u eat that shit grossed me out and as for the wit wat and all that some of us like myself r probably smarter than u but i dont wanna b lumped in with martians and haters-4-no-reason thatz y i type the way i do so eat shit dont juzt read the cover of the book open and read it u find a great perzon in there but ur 2 elitist 2 stop and think about that so there u go i feel better now dont worry about blockin me kuz im deleting u off my list so go ahead and delete me and juzt in kaze u need it im scaryman 1774 WOOP WOOP THE WICKED KLOWNZ WILL NEVER DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Me @ What U Should Know
ok i need to get this off my chest(some of u are thinking naughty) very nice i am too...but i am being honest here ....i am very married but i love sex and to be honest i am looking for more sex...not getting any or enough u may say...that is the only thing not right in my marriage... i not sorry for telling u this and i don't care what u think...** IF U DON'T LIKE PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE** it just came to my attention that i had to say this not hiding it anymore....i live in california..where i tell u privately.... no drama on my page and no music either cause im going to put my own up....easy on the xxx comments to i don't want u to loose your comment privalges or your account.... my pics are homemade and real.....please if u do copy ( very easy to do if u know how) KEEP PRIVATE AND IF U LIKE U MAY PUT THEM IN YOUR FAVORITES...not sure how that works well i don't yet.... YES I WAS A MEMBER BEFORE BUT I HAD SOME DUDE GOING TO MY FRIENDS AND SAYING I WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND JUST

The Bulletins
Is it just me,or has everyone lost sight of what the bulletins are all about?. All I see now,is "please help me level up", or such and such deserves to be Godfather / mother. Please tell me, why does anyone "deserve" to be a certain level? This site, as much as I love it, has become such a rat race, and as such, I will no longer take part in this leveling carry on. I will help those that I think truly deserve to level up, and for no other reason than I think that they have done their bit to help others,or have been a really good friend. For too long now, bulletins have been posted that mean absolutely nothing, and I couldn't care less about who's lounge rocks, or pimp out this user. I have had people on my page that have been here barely 3 months, that think they "deserve" this and that. I apologize to any of my friends that find this offensive, but this is the way I feel right now. This should, first and foremost, be a social site, and for what it's worth, the bulletins should b

I Need To Avoid This Place!
A couple of months, I decided to stay off FUBAR whenever I was at work, because of a new "Big Brother" spy software that they had installed on our computers. Apparently it gives them the ability to "see" my computer screen at any time, so I was obviously quite worried about getting caught surfing or looking at some cutie's pics. To be sure, I had some withdrawal symtpoms, it was so hard not to log in. Later, I found out some key information. The software was triggered by in-bound phone calls, so if I had my window minimized whenever I was on the phone, I should be ok, right? Well there is a little more to it, apparently if a call comes in and no one is available to answer it, it takes a screen shot of everyone, so that management could review it later and figure out if we really were too busy to answer the phone, or if we were just screwing off. A couple of weeks later, some more key information was leaked. This software captures your primary screen and generates a video file tha

How We Roll...
CLUB MYSTIC IS A GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO ENJOY BOMBING GIVEAWAYS AND HELPING EACH OTHER LEVEL, AND LOVE TO HAVE FUN WHILE WE DO IT! ALMOST EVERY MEMBER MAXES OUT ON PIC COMMENTS ON A DAILY BASIS, AND IT IS NOT UNUSUAL FOR THEM TO MAX OUT ON PIC AND STASH RATES AS WELL! THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL.... I WANT TO WARN YOU, THOUGH, WE EXPECT A LOT FROM OUR MEMBERS, AND IF YOU ARE NOT BOMBINGS OUR GIVEAWAYS, YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE MEMBER LIST WITHOUT WARNING! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MAINTAIN CONTACT WITH ME, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CANNOT HELP! I KNOW THAT FUBAR IS NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN ANYONE'S LIFE, BUT THIS SMALL FAMILY IS STRONG AND VERY CLOSE. IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE AN ACTIVE BOMBER, PLEASE DO NOT EVEN REQUEST TO JOIN THIS FAMILY. THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED TO BE A PART OF THIS GROUP HAVE NOT STAYED VERY LONG, THEY WANT THE POINTS TO HELP THEM LEVEL, BUT DON'T WANT TO BOMB OUR GIVEAWAYS, OR ELSE THEY STAY JUST LONG ENOUGH TO LEVEL UP OR WIN A VIP...SOOOOO.

A Gift For Fathers (june 5 - 13th)
These will be available until midnight on June 13th. Anyone wishing to participate MUST have their rates in by that time in order for them to be counted in this gift offer. Please read the entire blog before you order or ask questions. :) Thanks! F.A.Q. 1. Who can I order for? You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that has me blocked (only 3 people that I know of). 2. Can I order more than one at a time? Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. After rating the appropriate number of photos to cover your order, please send name, user ID, and photo for each person. 3. How long does it take for them to receive them? That depends on a few things. First, it depends on your order. If it wasn't placed correctly and I have to reply for more information, it will add to the delay. In addition to this, it depends on the number of orders received, and my personal schedule. Usually though, it tak

He Really Done This
I would like to Introduce you to one of Fubar's Finest And a Great Friend *Phantom*@ fubar In a recent auction Phantom, moved mountains in order to win me I just want him to know how much I appreciate him and what his friendship means to me As a personal favor to me, would you please be so kind as to stop by his page, rate, fan and add Show him the love he has shown me Phantom is a true gentleman, and he will return all love This Pimp out is brought to you by *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY* *Phantom*@ fubar Rapture RidersBy The DoorsBest Video Codes

Are You Sweet Or Salty?
You Are a Salty Person When it comes to snacks, you're more likely to grab a bag of chips over a bag of cookies. There's a good chance you're male (men prefer salty snacks)... Or at least, you feel very comfortable in male dominated environments. Your taste tends to be complex, sophisticated, and adult. You tend to crave your favorite restaurant meal... or mom's cooking. Are You Sweet or Salty?

One Year Ago Today
You were taken a year ago today And given your wings, to fly away We all know your in a better place But we still miss your smiling face We know your watching from heaven above And through gods grace we feel your love Your still missed in the worse of ways Especially on these special days Our love for you it still goes on You taught us all we must be strong We will always remember the light in your eyes And they way you were, it makes us cry As we mourn today and remember you Please know our love will forever be

The Class Of 2008
Well, the end is here. My kids graduate tonight! It's been a long road and they have grown so much before my very eyes. Physically, emotionally and best of all, they have learned to question things and respond in a mature way. I had my doubts with some of them, but they turned into great students. I loved listening to their discussions in science. I really believe several will stick with it and they will become scientists or even physicians. (We can take our MCATs together....LOL!!) Their minds were like dry earth, soaking up the knowledge.(I still couldn't stop the giggling when we talked of the solar system and the planet Uranus. I remember snickering about that too!) I can look back on this past year and say the good days definitely outweighed the bad. Issues with parents, kids and coworkers can all be pushed aside. The kids did a great job and worked their butts off to make this year a success for themselves. I am so proud of them....I think I want to cry. I know t

Welcome Back
Please welcome back to the family: $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C } *Dj' MGR.@ *tHe Fu©K sHoP*~GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar He used to be in the family back in the day and he got me to join this great family so welcome back DJ BabyBoy. If it wasnt for him i would of never known and joined this great family. Thank you, Angel Eyes

The Happening, Etc.
So last night I decided to watch The Happening, because I'm a huge Shyamalan fan. (Yes, I even liked Lady in the Water.) I have friends who don't like his movies, and I never understand why. He does such a great job of building tension, and playing on human emotion. You weren't blown away at the the end of The Village when the girl scales the wall into modern civilization? Really? The point of this post wasn't to review the movie, I actually wanted to complain about religious types. I get e-mails on a daily basis over the quotes on my profile. Why do religious types feel the need to tell me I am going to hell for my beliefs (or lack thereof) when I clearly don't believe in it to start with? I don't understand why they insist on calling me "misinformed" when I'd almost bet a large percentage of christians have never researched any other modern religions, much less any of the more ancient ones. I know more about religion in general than they do, and perhaps even more about thei

Pwned!
woot i was pwned! for the low low low price of a VIP (my choice), 3 day blast and ____ which has yet to be revealed. so meet my new owner, and show her all sorts of luv... and she won! sfw salute, sfw call, all pics rated, top firend for 30 days, shitfaced weekly, and daily stalking. and maybe more!

Do You Enjoy 'failure' As Much As I Do?
Sick Of You - Gwar ..do you enjoy failure as much as I do? Well if you need some lolz, check out the series of "Fail" themed pics in the album below, just click the pic and have a good laugh at other people's expense...feel free to take some if you'd like to....thanks and enjoy the lolz...

Exciited
2 THE ONE I LOVE... UVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE 4 ME.. 2 HOLD MY HAND 2 KISS MY 4HEAD 2 ME SMILE 2 MAKE ME LAUGH 2 WIPE MY TEARS WHENEVER I NEEDED U WHERE THERE THOU THICK N THIN IT WAS ALWAYS U U HELD MY HAND 2 SHOW ME SERICURITY U KISSED MY 4HEAD 2 SHOW U CARED U MADE ME SMILE WHEN I WAS DOWN U MADE ME LAUGH WHEN I FELT LIKE MY WORLD WAS FALLING APART U WIPED MY TEARS WHEN I CRYED IN UR ARMS U MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL AND BEAUTIFUL WHEN I FEEL LIKE NOTHING U MAKE ME SMILE WHEN ALL I WANT 2 DO IS CRY U...ITS ALWAYS BEEN U...U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NOONE CAN TOUCH ME WHEN U HOLD ME U MAKE ME MELT WHEN U KISS ME U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD WHEN UR NEAR ME U MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON U COMPLETE ME IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE UR MY OTHER HALF THAT I NEVER WANT 2 LOSE AGAIN!! EVERYONE HAS ONE PERSON IN THIS WORLD THAT IS THEIR TRUE LOVE AND UR MINE THERE IS NOONE IN THIS WORLD THAT MEANS AS MUCH 2 ME LIKE U DO UR MY HEART...MY SOUL...MY EVERYTHANG BABY UR MY WORLD!!

My Box
>MakerScream™: is that a random #, or a length pf your penis in millimeters? MakerScream™: see ya......what is your IQ 95? ->MakerScream™: LMAO, ok, Einstein, you look SOO smart in your default; I bet you are fucking a dog in that pic MakerScream™: go back to school......train your brain MakerScream™: there is no point trying carrying this on...your just to fucking stupid to talk to me ->MakerScream™: MakerScream? Uhm, you are a rapist, aren't ya? MakerScream™: my god you are NOT that smart are ya...LOOK at my name.....i told you i waqs in porn ...and you try a small man in your pants routine????...LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO you are fucking DUMB ->MakerScream™: Is that a small man's disease? the one in your pants I mean MakerScream™: shut off your roommates computer or is it your parents? MakerScream™: you come back with a lame mom insults ?...thats what stupid people do....baaaaaaahahahahah 2 funny ->MakerScream™: kinda like the one your mom has? MakerScream™: g

Her Day Off (straight)
Her Day Off (Straight) I see you in the kitchen, early one morning, at the stove. I walk up behind you quietly, gently lifting your hair from your neck, slowing kissing my way around your neck. I continue kissing and nuzzling your tender neck, as I work up to your ear lobes, lightly sucking on each one. I slowly wrap big strong arms all the way around you. I pull you firmly back against my chest. Then I work my way back down your neck to your shoulders. I place my hands on your shoulders gently turn you around, to where we are facing each other. I now GRAB you and pull you close to me, as I began kissing you firmly and passionately, your lips to mine. Next, I take you by the hand, leading you into the living room. I walk you to the couch sitting down, as I pull you into my lap. I once again wrap my arms around your Beauty body and we sit there endlessly caressing and kissing each other, as if nothing else in the world could ever stop us. I have you move and la

=( Blah
I think I need a long break from all this online shit. Because of bullshit drama, I actually got blocked from someone I considered a friend (and know in real life) This site used to be fun, now I am being pulled into bullshit all around. I like who I want to like. I don't dislike someone because another don't like them or visa versa! I have done my own thing on this site for so long and now its coming down to this. Grrrr..... this saddens me a lot. I shouldn't let it but it is.

Personality Disorder Test
The results were disappointing. It was a long quiz for them all the be "low" and only one "moderate". LOL. I don't want a personality disorder, actually. Nevermind. :P DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:LowAntisocial:LowBorderline:LowHistrionic:LowNarcissistic:LowAvoidant:LowDependent:LowObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate-- Personality Disorder Test ---- Personality Disorder Information --

Auction #2 "1 Week Blast Or 1 Month V.i.p.
Ill be giving a 1 week blast or a 1 month V.I.P. to the highest bidder of fu bucks. The minimum begining bid will have to be at least $150,000 in fubucks....no lower.This auction will begin on June 21st 2008,and Whomever has the highest bid by Friday June 27th 2008 at 12am(midnight) will get this offer....to place your bid...leave a comment right here in this blog that way you can see all bids, if you choose you wanna bid on this. Good luck and have fun.. while your here.... im trying to level, you may as well rate fan or add me please lol

Deletions...me Wrong And About Those Baby Bulletins....
so anyways, it's been quite some time since I posted anything at all, and I figured it would be time to again, so with that here we go... What I'm doing... ..getting ready for a major life change in the next couple of weeks that really has been long overdue and needs to happen for alot of reasons. I'm excited about it, the details of which I'm sure you'll all be sick of seeing in the near future...lol...anyways... I've deleted over 3,000 unsaluted profiles from my friends list, and countless other lounge spammers that either one, I don't talk to because they never bother to do anything (ie, rate pictures, comment on things, read things..etc) other than spam lounge bulletins with the word (repost) on it. I love it. My board is so much clearer now. Kinda makes ya think huh?.. But back to the over 3k unsaluted people on the list. That was only out of the first 5,000 friends on my list!!! That's about 60%. Amazing stat as well.... Yeah I know about the purge of KaTman and hi

I Need It Hard Baby So Hard
FUBAR CALENDAR GIRLS CONTEST THESE LADIES NEED SOME MAD LUVIN! RIGHT NOW! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GIVE THEM A RATE! YEP! JUST A RATE PLEASE! PLEASE RATE EACH OF THESE LOVELY LADIES JEANNE MARIE MYZTERY TNK BLONDIE SINFUL PLEASURES JENNICENSE PHOENIX REDNECK ANGEL BABZ TANDY

Tagged By Crystal
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pillow 2. Your significant other? Germany 3. Your hair? red 4. Your mother? here 5. Your father? Canada 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? naughty 8. Your favorite drink? Rockstars 9. Your dream/goal? Germany 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? all 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Germany 14. Where were you last night? cam 15. What you're not? bored 16. Muffins? banana 17. One of your wish list items? digicamera 18. Where you grew up? everywhere 19. The last thing you did? smoked 20. What are you wearing? shorts 21. TV? law and order 22. Your pets? stuffed 23. Your computer? lappy 24. Your life? depressing 25.

Tagged By Cant Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? purse 2. Your significant other? n/a 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? there 5. Your father? there 6. Your favorite thing? sex 7. Your dream last night? scary 8. Your favorite drink? captain 9. Your dream/goal? happy 10. The room you're in? kitchen 11. Music? metal 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? Schads 15. What you're not? skinny 16. Muffins? sweater 17. One of your wish list items? happiness 18. Where you grew up? Oxnard 19. The last thing you did? camel 20. What are you wearing? shorts 21. TV? big brother 22. Your pets? cat 23. Your computer? pos 24. Your life? sucks 25. Your mood? horny 26. Mis

Contest
Thought i'd try this one more time. Came in 2nd last time... come help me out!!! just click on the pic below, rate, and comment as much as u can!!! Thanx to all that give me a hand...i will always return the favor!

For Sale
I am for sale! I will start taking bids immediately! if I am yours for 1 week I will post a comment on your page daily, put your name in my name, make at least 2 salutes for you! Please, I am desperate for fubucks! I will also rate all pics and stash items! ♥ stacy

Update Regarding Mum
Hi I hope you are having a good week. I received a phone call last night, my mum has been admitted to hospital with breathing difficulties. The doctors have diagnosed a chest infection and left - sided heart failure. Her chemo has had to be put on hold for now. Please keep her in your prayers, she is vey poorly at the moment. I'm going to be back and forth the hospital again so i won't be on here much but i will try to get on in the evenings where possible. I will miss you all while i'm away, stay safe all. EDIT It looks as though mum has some liver problems too and the chemo will be stopped permenantly. If that is the case they will try and find an alternative treatment for the cancer. My mum is undergoing some tests at the moment - ECG,Echocardiograms,Blood tests,X-rays and a Body scan. She is on IV antibiotics for the chest infection but they are having trouble stablising(sp) her temperature. Thank you all for your kind words, they mean so much ((((hugs)))) t

Here We Go Again Part Ii
Well, I went to all of my doctor appointments today like a good girl. I was even nice to almost everyone I had to deal with. Anywho, the results weren't what I wanted to hear but I am trying to keep my head up and think positive. I am even more scared now than I was before I went for the results. The cat scan that I had done showed a tumor on my left kidney and also one on my left adrenal gland. They did more blood work and made me an appointment to see an urologist at 9:15 in the morning so that he can view the test results and see what my next step should be. Like I said, I'm scared. I'm nervous. And I am pissed off. I want it all to go away and for my life to find some kind of normalcy once again. Again, I ask that you all keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Thanks so much! Mary

Site Burn Outs??
So, I was sitting here checking one of my other sites, and I noticed how I never go on there anymore, it bores me too much. Then I sat back and looked at the history of sites I had belonged to at one point or another. Its actually interesting to see.. And okay, it's 1:37 am, the man is sleeping, and I am bored..lol YAHOO CHAT: First site I signed up for when I first got online in March of 2007 Scary as fuck, filled with nothing but married men looking for a booty call, I lasted about two months on and off before it got old FLIXSTER MOVIE/QUIZ/CHAT: filled with either young kids, or older people acting as if one wrong word and you are done, no different opinions allowed. Although, I did recently sign back up so I can finish the never ending quiz..lol RINGO: lasted there about 30 min before I realized everyone can see your pictures, you cant keep them private.. no thanks RMG: hmmm..treading carefully..lol.. still come here of course, but into the actual chat room ma

Tagged By....
JWH owned by Vixen260¢¾@ fubar and ★mel-l-co0l-j★@ fubar Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i cant swim, in fact, i sink and have a fear of water. 2. I was bit by a brown recluse, and years later developed a lethal staph infection that almost killed me. I developed a hatred for spiders, henceforth 3. Im diagnosed with Bi-polar affective disorder, and a minor case of agoraphobia, and social anxiety disorder. I have frequent panic attacks 4. I often feel like committing suicide, just to see whats on the other side. 5. Ive never desired family or to have offspring until i met the love of my life. I keep waiting for the time, w

Needs Your Help!
This is a blog from Pebble in AZ...she needs our help...please read.. Without going into too much detail...my best friend Pink needs some help. She and her daughter are staying somewhere that is no longer a healthy environment for them to be in and she is going to come and live with my kiddos and I. I am more than happy to have them but we have to figure out how to get her here. She can't go Greyhound as they have a tiny chihuahua they just cannot part with. So, they need to fly. It has gotten extremely bad and she needs to get here ASAP! She'll be able to work here as will her daughter and it will help me out greatly to have some help. So....instead of buying me Happy Hours, Blasts or Bling Packs....PLEASE contribute what you would to help Pink and I! Don't Private Jet me. Contribute $20 to help get their tickets here. It would mean so much more!You don't have to have a paypal account to contribute. Just follow the directions for using your card. I went to bed early last night

I Got Tagged By Sam The Great Lol .. Now Im Taggin U
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I LOVE GLITTERY THINGS ! 2. I WISH I COULD GET FOOD STAMPS. 3. I REALLY DO LOL AT EVERYTHING LOL 4. I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF LOUISVILLE, KY 5. I WISH STEF AND SAM LIVED BY ME. 6. I REALLY THINK THAT IF THEY DID ALL HELL WOULD BREAK LOOSE. 7. I HAVE VERY BAD LUCK BEING A LIL FISHY OWNER. HOWEVER I LOVE AQUARIUMS . 8. I LUV RED VAMPY LIPSTICK 9. LOVE SPELL BY VICTORIAS SECRET IS CRUMPTOUS 10. MY FAMILY ARE REALLY HILLBILLIES 11. .I LUV TO SAY YAWL 12. I REALLY AM A PRUDE 13. MY FAVE VACATION THUS FAR WAS TO GATLINBURG, TN 14. I ONLY HAVE 1 BROTHER AND HE IS A COMPLETE ASSHOLE .. HE IS ALSO A MODEL 15. I AM A GENIUS :)

Happy Birthday!
Thank you to everyone for stopping by and giving me a gr8 birthday, just got back from the creek w/ the girls and the better-half, I will be posting pics later and will be keeping the hoodlums away tonight with fireworks LOL TY DG and Sonny for making the bulletin for my birthday you two are gr8 friends. To everyone here is a toast for today, May you be in heaven, thirty minutes before hell knows you are there! Love yall each and everyone and we will see ya on the flipside, if you get bored check out a couple of my new vids on youtube and repost this link www.youtube.com/user/iamjohnnyprice

Rants For The Week......
1. Katman owns WAYYYYYYY too many women 43 last i counted, I hope you ladies all owned by him feel special......... 2. I quit my 2nd job as a gas station attendant last week...... not regretting it one bit...... I dont put up with laziness out of my coworkers...... none of you should either, put your feet down people and make it happen! 3. I was gone for an hour this afternoon and got 3 invites to lounges from people i dont know and are not on my friends list....... fair warning, such people will be blocked automaticly.... thats as bad as telemarketers calling during the dinner hour (or at all for that matter). 4. I had an accident at work, (not my fault, but it still happened) and got a bunch of driveways sealer coated all over my arms and face and have been in chemical burn on my skin for the last 3 days. It SUCKS! and last but not least....... 5. If you expect me to accept your add request because you fanned and rated me........ YOU CAN STICK A WOOD STAKE WITH LOTS OF

The Contest...i Am So ........!!!
COPY/PASTE OF SHOUTBOX CONVO WITH PIMP, THE HOST OF THE CONTEST I AM FURIOUS!!! THIS GUY IS UNBELIEVABLE!!! ->PIMP™: I have plenty to say, and will do so in a sticky bulletin ASAP! I hope that you don't plan on making good friends here, because you evidently don't know how to be one! PIMP™: no i dont, but this is a personal choice and i have appoligized there is nothing further to say ->PIMP™: do you really think that this is fair to any of the contestants? PIMP™: i did not lie to you nor did i intend for this to happen, i am a member as every one else even when i get my orange, you are more than welcome to present you case i cannot and will not try n stop you, but like i said im between a rock and a hard place right now with this and i am choosing to stay true to my training guidlines ->PIMP™: and you are a bouncer trainee, therefore accountable to Scrapper, but you are a member when it suits your purposes? ->PIMP™: so you can justify ripping us off, and lying to us? they a

Home
well i got sent home from work today.. my throat is swollen really badly and my ears are sore... hell even the back of my tongue is swollen... i can barely talk and my head hurts... they held out until i wouldn't get penalized for it though... yay.. this sucks

For Those Who Think They Know Me Read This
WELL LET ME START BY SAYING I AM JUST ME A DOWN TO EARTH,LOVING ,CARING PERSON.WHEN I WAS 12 MY PARENTS LEFT ME,I CAME HOME AND THEY HAD UP AND MOVED LEFT ME ALONE IN THE HOUSE.I WENT TO SCHOOL AND FINESHED.I MET A MAN OR SHOULD I SAY BOY AND WE DATED A LONG TIME AFTER A FEW YEARS TOGATHER HE BEGANE TO BEAT ME ALL I DID WAS GO TO WORK AND HOME I GOT HOOKED ON DRUGS BADLY.I DID THEM TO STAY NUM FOR THE BEATINGS.YOU ASK WHY DID YOU STAY WELL BEING YOUNG AND NOT KNOWIN ANY BETTER IT WAS HARD,I TRIED TO TELL PEOPLE AND THEY CALLED MY A LIER.AT 19 I WAS STILL A VIRGIN BUT THAT CHANGED CAUSE A MAN I THOUGHT WAS MY FRIEND RAPED ME.WHEN IT WAS TIME TO GO TO COURT HE BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT.I FINESHED SCHOOL THEN WENT TO GOLLAGE,I DID THE DRUGS THROUGH COLLAGE,BUT I GOT A DEGREE IN TEACHING AND NURSING AND I AM A CHEF AND I HAVE A DEGREE IN BUISNESS MANAGEMENT.AT AGE 26 I GOT TIRED OF THE ABUSE AND I GOT OUT.MY MOTHER BEING A PREACHER INTRODUCED ME TO A MAN THAT WAS AT THE TIME VERY KIND AND CARING

Nervousness
Wow, I just had a call that entailed a phone interview for a women's transitional shelter. I have the one on one interview on Thursday if I can make it into town. For those that know I have been staying with my mom since I came back from Germany at the the end of November. Sure being here is cool and all, but it is like being in jail with the ability to go outside. There is no public transportation and she works at 4am and is in bed by 6pm. I do NOT want to do this shelter thing, it scares the holy living piss out of me. Right now I have been on a state grant for my knee, was going through physical therapy so theres not much there either. The only way I could stay at my moms is if I were to be able to get a car and seek work. I am scared to death over all this. If I get accepted into this shelter the rules are not real difficult, it would just regulate what kind of job I can have since you have to be there nightly for dinner. I am so confused and so lost. I wish Rudi would h

Update On My Apartment
OMG!! My mom just called me and told she just checked her voicemail and the lady she talked to earlier today had called her. The lady from the apartment complex said a girl had just called and backed out of a one bedroom in building 7 for financial reasons. It's on the second floor like I requested, but it's not on the front side which is fine. OMG! I'm so effin' happy. Everything is working itself out. I can't believe this. I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! I get to move into MY apartment and set it up and make it all pretty. WOOHOO. Keep an eye out for new pictures this weekend. I know I'm going to take a ton! LOL p.s. I'm doing the happy dance right now! :D haha. I put it in the wrong blog. I'm such a dork. :P

Hugh My Partner In Crime
There are a few people on this site that I can call friends. I also believe I can count those people on my right hand. Heres a little blog about one of my dearest friends. I cant remeber the day I met Hugh G Joak or the circumstances. I do remeber that it had been raining for weeks. I was in a state of depression because I thought I would never feel the sun on my face again. He said Hello and suddenly the clouds parted and the sun shone threw. It was a sign, I knew that for the rest of my life Hugh would be my little ray of sunshine. Hugh has been there threw all my trial and tribulations. He has seen me threw the hard times when I couldnt masturbate. Hell he joined me for that ride. Even though eatting cornflakes did nothing to satisfy our libido. We stuck threw thick and thin, holding each others hands. Mentally preparing eachother for a bad outcome. We failed that challenge together with minutes apart. I belive we are intune with each other. We have a connection that grows dee

Put Too A Challenge
I am in my first auction, There is also a bling give away for most rates...with over 200 shadow levelers, just a rate would be awesome....I appreciate it and if ya wanna bid on me, thats cool, if not I REALLY appreciate the rates......Lots-a -Hugzzzzz....Cynde Note from me Booboo.. I have been put too a challenge that she cant win this. But I know better I have the best family and friends on Fubar. Shes down by 60 rates and there is still 4 days left so its and anything goes rate contest. Help us both win bling and rate her please and thank you for helping

To All My Friends I Made A Morph For
Someone last night stole my morphs...I made new ones with a copywrite to them..If anyone is seen using them now they will be deleted in their album..They might even get their account deleted too. If you have special pics you don't want other to steal..my advise is.. set your albums to friends or family only. put a copywrite in them..you can check my morph pics for a sample. This is the person who steals others pics: http://fubar.com/user/1998502 Ty for all your support threw this... Hope you enjoy you new pics... Radisome *HUGS*

Sexy Peeps Midgets
POST YOUR MIDGET AND LETS GIVE SOME LOVE TO ALL THE SEXY ASS PEOPLE HERE.... """AND JUST SO U KNOW"" CLUB FANTASIA ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BABY!!!!!!!!!! COME CHECK US OUT...... http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=53866 I HAD THIS AS A MUM BUT BUT IT GOT DELETED BY FUBAR!!!!!! MAKE SURE U COPY THE URL IN EVERYONE MIDGET AND PASTE IT IN UR ADDRESS BAR AT THE TOP OF UR PAGE AND HIT ENTER AND IT WILL GIVE THEM MIDGET LOVE....

For My Fu-bomber Family
Alot has happened in the last couple days, and alot of things are happening that many of you, including myself, doesn't understand. I want to let each and everyone on of you know how sorry I am about all that has happened and my part in it. I am loyal first and foremost to the Fu-Bombers, and I hope that we will now stick closer as a family. My thanks and love goes out to each and every one of you. Lets stay strong and bomb hard!!!!

Inappropriate Comments
We all know that Fubar don't allow certain images that they feel are inappropriate NSFW in pic folders. But I may have to go onto approving comments, I had a chat with Adam the other day cause some of them I have had to delete. I'm no prude far from it but when certain images start appearing on my page in front of my daughter who is in the same room then I have to do something. Where people put NSFW on a pic or even a folder I know not to view it until she is not in the room, I'm sure others of you with kids may also feel the same. The pictures I choose to view in NSFW are often very good art not offensive but even Porl is considering using the " approval of comments" first neither of us want to do this and we hope this doesnt stop you sending us comments cause we do enjoy receiving them but for me I have to be careful, Bex is a SN child/adult and until she is 19 the social services keep them on their books for other things like respite, my concern could be she could go into

The Locomotion
Choo Choo All Aboard!!! Get Your Tickets And Join In The Fun PLEASE READ THE RULES BELOW BEFORE JOINING ... YOU MUST RATE AND FAN ALL NEW FRIENDS BACK IN RETURN. IF YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF DOING THIS, DO NOT JOIN. FAILURE TO FOLLOW THE RULES MAY RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE REMOVAL FROM THE LIST WITHOUT BEING INFORMED!!! You are to leave a comment on members pages if already on your list, not send them a message, thanks! The passengers ... The Driver 1 ♥ MishNumber1 ♥ The Conductor 2 ♥ SexyGranny1967 ♥ Carriage One 3 Di aka PiNkLaDy the Original* 4 ****TrAcY mEmBeR oF fuBaR uK wOrLd cRuIsE ******MeMbEr Of ThE bOoZe CrUiSe** 5 Lucie in the Sky

Paint Shop
OK, so I decided I need a new hobby, so I'm working on learning how to use Paint Shop to do things other than the basics... Hopefully. If anyone wants me to do a pic of them, let me know. I'm basically going through tutorials and stuff to learn how things work, and then I'll start doing some things on my own. Anyway, if you want a pic... lemme know! Hints and stuff are always welcomed too!

Pathetic!
Most of you know I am a writer, and lately I've realized that although pathetic, my life is far from boring and so I've been using bits and pieces of my real life in my books. Well I could write an entire novel about tonight. It's a story so pathetic that I am laughing about it. It started this afternoon. I got a call from my friend Jennifer's brother Jeff. Jeff is my friend, but we only see each other once every six months or so, whereas me and Jennifer hang out every weekend night. Jeff called me and said, "Tim, my friend Ina wants to meet you. I told her all about you and we're coming down tonight and thought maybe I'd introduce you to Ina." I said sure. I was stood up on the last blind date I had, but for a couple months now I've really not had a good time going out and thought well, maybe this will be a good night. 8:30 - I met Jeff, his wife, and Ina in the parking lot. I said, "Hey Jeff, been a long time. How you been?" Jeff looked at me blankly, which did not strike me as

Target For 7/22/08
I wasn't going to have the family go into this contest, but since Faith stood by this family as faithfully as she has since entering our family, I need ALL GRD's in this contest. She needs 5000 comments. SO GIT R DONE! Thank you for all you hard efforts! Aimee

New Poem
this is my first ever maybe my only dont know where it came from just kinda how i feel at the moment in well a poem hope you like it feel free to comment. Painful love she asked for my heart i gave her my all she posted my picture high up on the wall she told me i was the man of her dreams but the woman i love don't love me it seems so I've closed it up and wrapped it with a chain as cold as an icebox my heart will remain never again shall i love nor even try cause before go through this id rather die but i thank you my love for showing me just how painful true love can be so I'm going away now to hide in a whole when she broke my heart it shattered my soul it shattered my soul

Wall-e
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Too too cute. And adorable. And charming. But if you've spoiler-phobic, look away now... Let's face it, if the entire movie had been brave enough to just consist of EVA and WALL-E on earth, this would undoubtedly be THE film of 2008. The second spaceship-set half of the movie, although of a very high quality itself, and very enjoyable, does fall back into traditional narrative, with all the animated movie staples in place (lessons are taught, redemption is earned). There's some great imagination on show, and it never detracts from the gold-plated charm that is WALL-E himself. But it never quite captures the spell-binding magic that the opening Earth-set scenes have. Whether that element could have been strung out for a whole feature is certainly a tall order, but if they could have found a way, in my mind I'm convinced it could have one of the greatest family movies of all time. That said, what could have been exceptional i

Whats On My Mind Today...
WITH ALL THE RE-RATING NOW OF PROFILES, I WANT TO MAKE MYSELF A PRIVATE BLOG OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WHAT I GUESS I WILL CALL "RE-RATERS". THOSE WHO WILL STOP BY FROM TIME TO TIME TO AT THE VERY LEAST RE-RATE MY PROFILE AND HOPEFULLY MY SALUTES TO. IN RETURN, I WILL HAVE YOU LISTED (PRIVATELY) SO I KNOW WHO TO ALWAYS GO CHECK TO SEE IF IT'S TIME TO RE-RATE. I SEE A TREND ALREADY WITH WHO IS AND WHO ISN'T RE-RATING, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S COOL WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE THAT I KEEP YOUR PROFILE SOMEWHERE SPECIAL? :D IF YOU'RE NOT SURE WHERE YOU STAND OR WANT TO BE SURE YOU ARE INCLUDED, JUST LET ME KNOW PLEASE.

Intamacy
INTAMACY: SOMETIMES YOU DONT KNOW WHERE IT PUTS YOU.SOMETIMES IT CAN BE IN A PLACE,WHERE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL,AND OTHERS ARE NOT QUITE RIGHT. IT IS THE UPS AND DOWNS OF LIFES LITTLE MOMENTS.YOU MEET IT HEAD ON.OR FACE DOWN,AND I HAVENT DECIDED WHICH WAY I WANT TO ABSORBED IT. INNER BEING TORMENTED BY THE WORD"FOOL!"iT IS A,PLACE WHERE I AM AT.OPEN MIND.OPEN HEART.HAPPY.CONTENT.BUT,WISE TO ITS'DISAPPOINTMENTS, PAIN,AND HURT.IT GRABS YOU ,YANKS AT YOU.IT GIVES OUT A DESPERATE CRY.A CALLING.PLEADING.A HELLISH PICTURE OF UNCONTROLABLE DESIRE. SOMEWHERES SADNESS TAKES OVER,AND BECOMES A SCREAM FOR THE TOUCH,THAT REACH BEYOND COMPARE.IT IS THE FEELING YOUR WORLD COLLIDE,THEN CAME TUMBLING DOWN.PIECES TORN APART,PUT BACK TOGETHER.IT IS A PUZZLE OF COMPLETE STRUCTURE, ONE PIECE MISSED,ONE SOUL LOST.A FEELING OF UNDESTRUCTABLE,THEN INTIMATE FAILURE.IT IS WITHIN THE WORDS,"I KNEW."IT IS AN AGONIZING BURNING THAT RIPS YOUR INNERSELF.SCREAMING OUT FOR RECOGNITION.IT IS THE ULTIMATE G

A Few Things I've Learned Along The Way
A variety of friends means a variety of activities. One friend is good at exercise motivation, one is good for bar and club hopping with, one is good at shopping, etc. Slapping a label on a friendship dooms it to failure. So does getting matching tattoos. Always be surprised at how many people have your back. It's harder to take them for granted that way. Loving someone doesn't mean you have to like them. Loving them doesn't mean you should, either. It just means you can't help it. Listen to you mother. On some things. When it comes to everything else, she's still learning, too. She's just too stubborn to admit she doesn't know it all, yet. Sisters are a huge pain in the ass, and an even bigger blessing. The 7-10 year old range is NOT the best age range a kid can be in. Duct tape is a fantastic disciplinary tool. So are wooden spoons. Most foods in life can be made better with honey. Eating one's veggies, won't, in fact, kill you. Being the co

Lonely At Work
I would say that I get bored at work waiting for calls to come in but my mommy told me that only boring people get bored DEAMMIT!!! So I'm just lonesome sitting here in idle waiting for the next call to come in. As I type this I have been in idle for 38 minutes *tears* If anyone has AIM let me know so we can chat. AIM is the only IM program I'm allowed to use. SO let me know folks!

Secrets Behind The Mouse?
Some of you may have known/gathered, that I went to Disneyland yesterday. During my tour of the park, I recalled having heard of a book that unmasked Disneyland secrets. I never read this book when it first came out, but I wanted to. (Incidentally, I'm still hunting the book down) So today I googled. If you're like me, you won't rest until you've hunted down every last link. If you have some time to kill, I suggest you google: "Things Disney doesn't want you to know". Just see what pops up.

Stuff That Irritates Me And Thoughts Bought Babies
Everyone is important and there's very people in this world I would give my own life for and fight someone about. I was raised to respect women and childeren and elders. One of the things that pisses me off the most is how a asshole of a man can treat a woman or baby like shit and that there no good, especially babies. They don't ask to be brought in this world, but there here and they deserve all the love and support they can get. When I father rejects his on baby or babies then he is rejecting a part of himself cause that's part of his blood running thru his childs vien. A father should be beg to spend time with there child because they have it lucky. There's fathers out there that can't even see there child or children. A baby is a blessing on this Earth and women have deserve lots of respect cause they have to carry another living person(s) inside them for 9 months or sometimes shorter. I value a childes life over my own cause i've lived here for almost 28 years and they

Comment Frustration.
This is a response that I received pertaining to my inquiry of being bounced ever few comments, then totally being blocked from sending them: subject: RE: Good Morning. Anti-spam question. received: 07/31/2008 04:36 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam Spacing out your comments with about 5 seconds between each one and changing up your comments would more than likely help you. We used to have a really strict code on them, and the site does not want automated comments stamped over and over. The bouncer comes out when it feels that repetitive actions are taking place such as a bot, so the automated bouncer is on the site to protect yours and everyone else's account from being breached. Fyretygress === '~VENEZIA DREAMER~ LADY TO AND FU LOVER OF SIR SCHROCK~' wrote the following at '2008-07-31 03:14:11'.. > > Over the last 24 hours, a new development seems to have erupted. A tighter Anti-spam policy. Unfortunately, despite my understanding for the need

On The Auction Block
I am up for auction all bids excepted. My offer is a good one and I can add to it. Also please rate my pic, I need rates for a bonus. The auction is open until August 7th. TY Who Knows for making this

I Hate Girls
So, there is a specific person on here (who shall remain nameless) who is really starting to get to me.. again. If you know me at all, I'm sure you know who I'm talking about. Anyways, so I don't talk to her, don't look at her, don't acknowledge her in any way, NOTHING, yet she had the nerve to comment on someone else's blog about ME, saying that I'm fat and whatever? Ok, so I know that. It's not like you're not saying something that I don't know, but good lord. Look in the mirror once in a while. You're not exactly Miss Skinny either! And you're so perfect, but who was the one who got their account locked and had to make a new one? Who was the one who STILL can't change statuses? Not me. :) I probably shouldn't even be blogging this, but it's really starting to get to me. After all this time, she still has to say stuff? Wtf? Grow up already. One last thing - I'm sure that someone is going to run back and tell her I posted this, but that's ok. I really don't care. :)

Faith
Have you ever seen a sand clock? Have you flipped it over and observed those tiny grains of sand all over sudden come rushing through the funnel, one just like the other, hurrying to get to the narrow part, pushing and shoving while being concentrated in a tight spot, just to fall through and join its counterparts all the way at the bottom? For hundreds of thousands of years, since the beginning of humanity, we have been going through a gigantic sand clock of life, starting all the way in a top chamber the moment we are born and making our way down every second without stopping. Unlike the sand clock, however, we do not get to start all over again once we reach the bottom and the clock is turned upside down to repeat the process. This is where this analogy ends and the reality of our existence begins. Since the beginning of human experience we have been trying to find the explanation for our presence and the reasons for overcoming the struggles that life throws in our face. Do we

Next Couple Of Weeks
Hi, I have a couple of weeks off work and have people over. Will not get on as much as I don't want them to know about my fubar addiction lol :D Will be checking in every day but if you don't hear from me as much, that's why... Tra

Homecoming.
A few months ago, my cousin Andrey's wife's labor was prematurely induced due to complications, and their son was two months premature. He's been in an incubator at the hospital until about two weeks ago when he was allowed to come home. They didn't want to name him until they were sure he was with them to stay, so now they have. We can now officially welcome Lior Assi Mogilevsky into our family. He's still too small to have a bris, but he can stand to wait a while before his manhood gets messed with. Further on the topic of homecomings, my dad is being released from the hospital today. They found and removed some polyps during a colonoscopy about a week or so ago, but those are benign. His sugar and potassium levels seem to be fine, so yay for that. That means my mom is in for weeks of "I'm tired, I'm gassy, I'm hungry, my stomach hurts, where's my [fill in item], no not that one, the other one. Oh, you KNOW what other one. Can I haz vodka, plz?" I'm sure she can't wait

Buzz Meter, Bonus Points, And Bacon.
good morning fubarians! i've done a bunch of small tweaks on the site this morning, and a few large ones. here's the bigger tweaks: 'remember me' checkbox (checked by default) on the login pages. fixed the redirecting after logging in. ie: if you weren't logged in, went to a fubar page that required you to login, it would make you login then send you to your homepage. now it correctly sends you back to where ever you were that required the login. bonus points are now awarded every time you receive points based on your buzz meter-- higher the buzz, higher the bonus. having trouble getting a good buzz with the girly stuff? get a friend to hook you up a bottle of cristal from the fubling shop-- it will wreck your face. viva la resistance! -mike

New Privacy Settings W/ Salutes
hey fubarians, i've just added some new stuff to your privacy settings page. in addition to controlling who can send you messages in your shoutbox, private messages, profile and photo comments by family/friends/everyone/nobody you can now require them to have a salute as well. for example, if you have your private messages set to family only, and check the 'require salute' box, everyone in your family will need a salute to send you a private message. or, if you have it set to 'everybody' and check the 'require salute' box, only members with a salute can send you a private message. werd. ps: the privacy settings for photo comments also apply to mum and blog comments. -mike

Family Members
G-SPOT LEVELERS FAMILY™©~ EXCELLENTLUV™©~PROMOTER of HOT SPOT~CONFEDERATE BOMBER~OWNER of G~SPOT LEVELERS ™©~ FAN/RATE EACH 1 & THEY WILL RETURN THE LOVE. WhiteAngel SWEET SEXY LATINA♥ PsychoKittn ~*SEXY*RED*~*G-spot leveler*~ MEMBERS

Control
So hubby and I were pondering on my lack of housekeeping skills/self control, and I think that it all came down to my upbringing (which is a GREAT excuse). I grew up living in one room with my fighting parents, and I was never told to do the dishes, clean anything up, or even put away my toys. I never had a curfew, my mom bought me beer in HS and did my homework for me. She also let me hang out with a 39 yo biker when I was 17, and have sleepovers at his house (provided, they WERE just that). We never bonded since she spent a year in Singapore and Alaska doing research during my crucial first year of development, and she never had any "sex" talks with me, or "drug" talks, or anything else. Growing up, I roamed the streets and a countryside in Russia, and had no boundaries whatsoever. I never had anyone tell me what to do and how to do it. She always cared about getting a PhD and doing scientific research much more than raising me. So when now its time for me to actually do c

Pirating The Seas (edited 4:28am Est 12/11/08)
Let's get off these trains and hit the High Seas. Come sailing with me as we pillage and plunder the world. To get on this Pirate Ship r/f/a all members. Let them know that you are joining the Fubar Pirate Ship in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "Ahoy Mate" or "Yo Ho Yo Ho, a pirates life for me" and don't forget to re-rate them. If you'd like a custom tag like the one below please rate my "pirating the seas" photo album. There are only 55 so you should be able to get through them rather quickly. Please start with this one. Once you've completed the photos please comment on the last pick letting me know you'd like a tag. Please don't shout box me, as it may get scrolled right off the screen by other messages. Thanks. Here's your fellow crew mates. Please be sure to Fan/Add/Rate Them. If you already have them as friends, please comment them. "ChelleBelle" tattoo'd & pierced Bulliever & Charm Girl@ fub

You Can Let Go
YOU CAN LET GO by Crystal Shawanda Wind blowin' on my face Sidewalk flyin' beneath my bike A five year-old's first taste Of what freedom's really like He was runnin' right beside me His hand holdin' on the seat I took a deep breath and hollered As I headed for the street You can let go now, Daddy You can let go Oh, I think I'm ready To do this on my own (It's still) (It still feels) a little bit scary But I want you to know I'll be okay now, Daddy You can let go I was standin' at the altar Between the two loves of my life To one I've been a daughter To one I soon would be a wife When the preacher asked, 'Who gives this woman?' Daddy's eyes filled up with tears He kept holdin' tightly to my arm 'Til I whispered in his ear You can let go now, Daddy You can let go Oh, I think I'm ready To do this on my own (It's still) (It still feels) a little bit scary But I want you to know I'll be okay now, Daddy You can let go It was killin' me to see

Alexander The Great
tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. Alexander the Great Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters. Alexander the Great How great are the dangers I face to win a good name in Athens. Alexander the Great I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well. Alexander the Great I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. Alexander the Great I had rather excel others in the knowledge of what is excellent, than in the extent of my power and dominion. Alexander the Great Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all. Alexander the Great There is nothing impossible to him who will try. Alexander the Great A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. Alexander the Great How great are the dangers I face to win a good name in Athens. Alexander the Great I am

The Wedding Dress Test
What Your Ideal Wedding Dress Says About You Your Personal Style: Funky and a bit retro. You draw from a lot of inspirations, but you always look put together. Your Ideal Wedding: A simple outdoor wedding with a few close friends. Your Philosophy on Marriage: Marriage is a journey. It's not all about who you're married to. It's also about how you approach it. Your Perfect Marriage: Has lots of open communication, flexibility, and understanding. Where both people are happy to give more than get. The Wedding Dress Test

Salmon Salad Sammiches!
I made this for my office hubby this weekend. It's really cheap and easy to make, plus it's a yummy variation on your run of the mill tuna salad sammich. 3 packets of Chicken of the Sea salmon (you could also use about 2 cups canned, but canned salmon is gross) 2 tbs mayo 2 scallions, chopped salt 1 1/2 tsp. dried tarragon zest of one lemon 1 tsp dijon (I used a spicy Russian mustard for extra kick, cause I'm a rebel) 8 slices bread (I used garlic foccacia) Salad greens Mix together the mayo, lemon zest, tarragon, and mustard. Then mix that with the scallions, salmon, and salt. Put on bread. Slap on some salad greens. Put on second slice. Eat!

Fubar Hotel.
To Join you must 1.F/A/R all Guest & Staff of the hotel & put I'm staying @ the fubar hotel in friend request. 2.Re Rate if already a friend and in the comment put stayin at the fubar hotel. 3.Must message the owner so she can put you in with the rest of the guest currently residing in the hotel. 4.See the CEO if you wanna become a hotel Employee and what you wanna do for the hotel Currently 37 Hotel Guest join in the fun with us 5. repost all bullys to share this with others HOTEL STAFF Owner and CEO of the Fubar Hotel Tequila Gurl Owner of the Lollypop gurlz Club,Brunette Diva's Club & a frequent flyer@ fubar Assistant CEO of the Fubar Hotel MishNumber1 ♥ Of WISEUKF SUP Insane & Shadow Levelers & SBG. Club FAR Team Captain@ fubar Lobby Manager Silverpixi ~Owner of/by DebiCakes,Ringof Fire, Owned by Mizzzz Brat, §ŵ†Çĥ®®¥ &Miss Crys@ fubar Fubar hotel Lounge Manager CinDragon~CoFounder of Thunder&Lightning Levelers~CoPilot of Fantasy Flight@ fu

Murphy Strikes Again
So I left to go 'do stuff' which included putting together a bunk bed for my boys...which my mom ordered online and had delivered to a store. I decide to wait until 9pm to do this stuff and guess what? It's broken! F'n Murphy! That's all I'm gonna say about it :|

F*king Tired Of It
You guessed it, I'm still sitting Shiva on the GodMother Quest. When I first made the statement I had several people come to me with statements like "OMG, you do all sorts of things for others, I can't believe you aren't a GodMother yet!" and "I'll be there every day till you Godmother". What did I get out of it? A couple of days of massive rates that were tough to keep up with, but I did a fair job of it, then nothing. It doesn't matter what I do for others anymore, it simply doesn't get returned. Even several members of my family made statements like "oh, you get back from vacation and you'll be at a point where we can level you as a family, i'll make sure of it." Again, I'm still 700k from leveling, and very little help. Hell, I've been a big part of leveling even our family founder, not only to GM, but to Disciple and then Profit. And on top of this, what's this attempt to level someone to PROFIT who's been here 6 months. This is bullshit, and I've had it. So, as much as

The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Fozzie Bear "Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but you always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

Nobody Leaves This Place W/o Singin Da Blues!
I luvs all you fu-folks, seriously, else obviously I wouldnt spend so much time here. For me its a step of the ride for a bit, a diversion from the weight of idle thoughts imposed by everyday life stuff. But lately moreso it has been the trend in blogs to make it a dumping ground for emo woes, rants, wallowing, and just generally life spilling into fubar. So to try to add back some of the novelty, I thought it would be fun (and perhaps therapeutic) to shake it up with a lil change in the format and make it creative. So....(sith emperor voice) feel free to unleash your misery here, gimme all your angst, surrender to the dark side..... but..... all entries MUST be in the form of Albert Collins blues as done in the bar scene of the movie "Adventures in Babysitting" Example.... I logged into the fu *deh neer ner deh nernt* To check out the blogs that were made *deh neer ner deh nernt* I was in a pretty kickass mood *deh neer ner deh nernt* And then they shit o

Thankyou My Friend
The things that i would like to have with my life is to met and have really good friends that care about me and I have found one good friend that i share everything with my ups and my downs and i in return listen to theirs and i never had a friend in my life like this one. Some people call us the twins and all we like to do is have fun and clown around.. As I would never be able to hurt or to use this person in anyway shade or form as they are the best thing that has happened in my life. I do appreciate having this person in my life as they don’t tell me what to do I have a problem they say look inside your heart and that will guide you through this problem. So thankyou for been a really good friend and I love you for every thing that you have done for me.

Who Cares
Long as hell I know, so sorry. But bored, and you don't have to read it Time started this: 3 24 am Name:: Cerri as in Keeeeeri not sherry or some crap. Age: 21 lol Gender:: Female Birthdate:: june 19th Birthplace:: hospital in England Current Location:: Home Status:: to what? Height:: 5 ...6 or 7 ish Weight:: shut up already.....ok around 90 pounds, OR ALMOST 7 STONE Body type:: little but i have muscles ......you cant see them all lmao ......now that was naughty. Eye Color:: Bright blue Hair color:: blonde at the present Hair length:: medium Skin(type/color): white with damned tan lines grrrrrrr Sexual Preference:: i prefer to have it Members in your family:: *************** Are your parents married? who cares? dont talk to any of them Are you a citizen of your country?: yes but i pay taxes here Pant size:: 1 or children's Shoe size:: 7 Shirt size:: little i lost my boobies *cries* lol Zodiac sign:: Gem

Sunday 09/07/08 4:00pm Est
Hello everyone lets see what I can post today. I spent most of my morning catching up with my comments etc etc and then i set to work on updating some of the pages. I added links to the tags page omg the html about killed me to get it right lol. Fubar and Front page are only compatible a bit lol but I think I got them good enough for now. Also updated some of the other pages and took out my little comments that have already been added. There haven't been many new trains today but then again it's early yet nows the perfect time to catch up on some of the old ones we didn't get to do along the way. Keep your eyes out on the comments will add anything I come across tonight in the mean time happy train riding :P New Train Today Birthday Party Train http://fubar.com/blog/243783/872422 http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2378365341 Happy Happy BDay Tat2BunnyLuv hope you have the best ever stop in and leave her some BDay luv

My Accident
JUST TO LET MY FRIENDS KNOW CAUSE I HAVE HAD SOME OF YOU ASKING AND I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THE CONCERN AND PRAYERS. I FELL THROUGH MY PORCH DUE TO THE FACT MY LANDLORD DID NOT FIX IT THE LAST TIME I FELL BECAUSE OF LOOSE BOARDS. THIS TIME I WENT ALL THE WAY THROUGH WITH ONE LEG AND THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BOARD CAME UP AND HIT ME ON THE NOSE AND HEAD. I KNOW NOW I SHOULD HAVE CALLED 911 BUT BEING ALONE I WAS IN SHOCK AND PISSED AT MY LANDLORD. SINCE THEN I HAVE CALLED MY DR AND HE SAYS IT SOUNDS LIKE I MIGHT HAVE FRACTURED MY NOSE OR BROKE IT AND I HAD THE SYMPTOMS OF A CONCUSSION AND HE HAS WANTED TO SEE ME SINCE IT HAPPENED I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIND A RIDE THERE AND I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ALOT AND PRETTY MUCH LAID UP IN BED. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN IM FEELNG BETTER AND IF I MAKE IT TO THE DRS WHAT HE HAS TO SAY. LOVE YOU ALL BUNCHES. BIG HUGSSS. BABS

Wtf Another One?!?
I need advice what should i do. created @ 09/8/2008 02:34 pm expires in: 23 hrs [NSFW] [EVERYONE] There is a guy from my past that wants another chance should i give him one or should i not. We parted as friends because it was for the best at that time. He realizes he was the @$$ in the relationship and wants to try again should i? Hell ya ** OR ** Hell no tell him f u Here is what I put.... September 8, 2008 @ 2:58 pm #19 of 21 He hit a dry spell, and needs some ass. And guess who jumps in my Shout Box? ~♥~The one...: i guess his dry spell lasted a 18 months cus everyone that knew him and i pretty much said he only had one other girl after me and it only lasted about 8 weeks or so and here it is almost 2 years later. so thats a hell of a dry spell LMAO ->~♥~The one...: ~♥~The one...: love your comment LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I shoulda stayed in bed............

Marriage
before anyone thinks that I have a troublesome marriage...no, I don't. I have a best caring and loving husband in the world. And yet somehow every time I see people say that they are getting married, I feel severe sadness for them. Its a cage that takes away your freedoms, confines you to a certain standard, makes you a slave in your own dominion. WHen I hear the word "wife", I think of a slave, someone who is always on a leash. Someone who always has to answer to everything she does. Justify everything. I have always been a very free person, and had no authority growing up. My parents never cared for what I did, and I was never responsible for anything. And all of a sudden...marriage. I am fortunate that hubby realizes my free spirit and doesn't try to get me to change. Otherwise this would have never worked for me.

Deeply Dreams!!
were all have a wish in life wishing never end! were wishing all the time wishing that hope it come! ohh yea i am, i am a deeply dreamer!! my hope is never stop love is my big reason! wish in my birthday! wish every christmas! even in a new year! even in your day comes!lol from my heart is sincerely! you and you are knows! on what i am searching for! if you don´t i´ll be write in the next line! read me! feel me on what i saying! are you readay?! yea you are! i been searching on here! i been searching somewhere(any site)! i been asking any! i am talking to you now!.. i search for my sister! i do miss her lot! i wish to see her again! i wish to hug and kiss her! i am wishing! I am hopping! I need you! I can say to you!(((HELLLPP))! thanks for reading of this your pray can help me!!love you fu´s!!! by: sunshine!!

Merry-go-round New R/f/a
Hey there fellow fubarians- i'm going to start a new F/R/A/ train tonight will be called the merry-go-round... looking for participants who needs to level, wants to make new friends, and enjoy riding the merry-go-round. Will be different because there will be sections- singles- will ride on the ponys and whatnots couples- will ride together ... wiill be a new thing- if your a single and see someone in the single department you would like to ride with- just message them and then message me so i will move you to the couple section.... JUST NEED PARTICIPANTS...LEAVE ME A MESSAGE HERE OR PVT MSGS ME....thanks...

Practice Bully 1
Welcome to the☬MERRY-GO-ROUND☬ Heres the basics: Just R/F/A. If you already have someone on your friends list, just leave them a profile comment. Second of all: There will be 3 sections.The 1st section will be THE BOMBER (NOT A FU-BOMBER I REPEAT NOT A FU-BOMBER, loves to BOMB carousels). The Next section will be for the singles. The Lastsection you guessed it right, are for couples/people who wish to ride together. ☬NOTE☬ When your R/F/A someone and come across someone in the single section you would like to ride with. First message them telling them you would like to ride together. When that person says ok, be sure to message me ya'll are riding together so i can move you to the Couples section. ☬ The Hostess & Her rider ☬†Schizophrenicpsycho†~*~owned by heart inspector~*~@ fubar♣Vengence♠Aod ♠@The Fallen dragon Fu-Married to Schiz

My Wish
I was walking in the woods behind my house this morning and came upon an elderly lady who looked lost. I stopped and asked her if she needed help. She looked up at me with tears in her eyes and said that her grand daughter had run off and was lost. I told her I would help her look for the child. After looking for about three hours we found the little girl playing at the edge of the woods. The elderly woman thanked me and asked if she owed me anything for helping her. I told her no, and walked her and her grand daughter out of the woods. As I turned to go my own way, a blinding light appeared before me. In that light was two Angels. One of a Woman and one of a child. The older Angel spoke in a voice so pure it broke my heart. She said, "Because of your kindness in helping me find a child that was lost and now is found I shall grant you four wishes." I thought about it for a few minutes and asked. For my first wish, let it be Kindness, the kind

Wednesday...
Well the big surgery day is coming up. I woke up early and got my blood work done, this is for clearance for the surgery. My personal doctor also upped my bp meds from 20mg to 40mg for 'optimum blood pressure for surgery'. I told her it was high during my physical because it was the day before our Disneyland trip and I was still packing. The down side is that the lesser dosage made me tired so this one does it faster. Other than that I'm just really nervous, as I dislike common surgery type stuff like, pain, cutting, bleeding, pain, not being totally under the anesthesia and did I mention pain? Oh yeah, speaking of pain, my mother decided to ignore my assurances that I would be okay by myself since she'd be caring after my aunt who is also having surgery this week (different kind folks, different kind) and TOLD my aunt about my procedure so now I'm really annoyed, too! Anyways, the surgery is Wednesday morning. When I am not sleeping away the unrelenting pain I will probabl

The Words That Pete Likes
There are several phrases I have a particular fondness for, here are some that come to mind now. Occam's Razor - I brought this up in an earlier blog, so I won't define it again. You may see this as a cheap attempt to get you to go back through my old blogs, and maybe its that, and maybe it's not. Hobson's Choice - which basically states you'll take what's offered or you will take nothing at all. It is reminiscent of Henry Ford's comment "You can have any color you want, as long as it is black. This phrase goes back to Cambridge University, and people who would take horses back home for the weekend, trying to take their favorites whether they were promised to someone else or not. The stable master "Hobson" instituted the policy you will take the horse nearest the door, or none at all. Get Bent - I do not know the origins of this phrase, is it sexual? As in get bent over. Does it refer to some sort of metallurgy like bending steel? I do not know, but I love the simplicity and t

Fubar Trains Main List 101 - 200
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Are You Married ???
Alrighty then. I have all sorts of people on my list and some are married some are not. I have absolutely no interest in anything other than chatting to married blokes and, if you intend to engage in something other than this, or try to have me engage in something more, YOU HAVE NO FREAKIN HOPE. Women of married men on my page please note the above and, if you are concerned talk to me, don't stalk my page spying. I am absolutely not interested. LET ME ASSURE YOU. I am going through my own separation , and definitely not in need of another woman's problem husband. KEEP THE DRAMA OFF MY PAGE, I AM A FRIEND, I DON'T DO OTHER WOMEN'S MEN.

Breast Cancer Awareness Train! Get On Board!!
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month As we all know Breast Cancer is a very serious disease effecting many women. October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month and we all want to be a part of it. To Join our train please rate the following folder then as usual fan rate and add all members. Once you have completed everything please send me a private message so you can be added. Once you have done this you have one more requirement, pick your Buddy, it can be your mother, sister, friend or neighbor and pick the day you will do your self exam and make the call to remind your buddy. Guys you are included too, make sure every woman in your life has a buddy. You can contact Georgetown University Hospital for your Free Buddy Check Kit. Take the time to go to the site and fill out the form. The few minutes it takes may save your life or someone you love.

Respect!!!
I have to tell you all since I have been on Fubar I have had some real Bad things happen in my life from my Back Surgery takin me out of work for 3 months. In those months I have gotten close to lots of people on here and most have been on Family and Friends...I have some great fans too....Here is the thing...I have more recent bad with son being hospitalized, then me again for shit...It sucks...I ask only one thing to all!!! When people take the time out to Respect you by given a minute, two, or three..by giving you RATES!!! Give them at least the Respect when you go to their page to check them out at least give them a RATE or TWO...Hell we all have plenty...Someone may need that too get them through their day..Heck I love all ya, but time is not on any of our sides that work for livin but when we get down and out Sometimes we need a Boost..RESPECT anyone who visits your page..You never know..YOU JUST MIGHT MAKE THEIR DAY...And FORGET THE SEX THING DAMN...PLEASE!!! IF SOMEONE DOES NOT

Fu Bad Boys Roster
imikimi - Customize Your World ATTENTION ALL YOU GUYS IN FUBAR. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE OFFICIAL FU BAD BOYS CLUB. SO COME AND JOIN THE FU BAD BOYS CLUB. ALL YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO IS JUST RATE/FAN/ADD ALL THE MEMBERS ON THE LIST. IF YOU ALL READY KNOW THEM THEN JUST LEAVE A COMMENT TELLING THEM THAT YOU ARE JOININ. COMMENT THIS PAGE AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE DONE. TY FOR WANTING TO JOIN THE FU BAD BOYS CLUB. Volare Dave "Offical Talent Tester" at the Whorehouse@ fubar Jepson@ fubar Dj Naelyon, - (SDMF) - (PO BOYZ) - EXCALIBUR RAWK RADIO Dj, also , MARRIED to REDRIDING HOOD@ fubar Ðûš†ïñ ~Master to Aphrodite~The Devil's Bartender @ Devilishly Delicious~@ fubar Kid SyN Owner @ Seductive Synners (Hiring all Staff)@ fubar crazytrucker@ fubar DJ Smokin` Guns@ fubar

My Musical Life
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1) Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2) Put it on shuffle 3) Press play 4) For every question, type the song that's playing 5) When you go to a new question, press the next button 6) Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... Opening Credits: Fun, Fun, Fun - The Beach Boys Wake Up: Big Casino - Jimmy Eat World First Day At School: (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone - The Monkees Falling In Love: Nookie - Limp Bizkit lmfaoooooooooooo Fight Song: Out is Through - Alanis Morissette Breaking up: Love Lies - Bon Jovi Hmmmmmmmm Prom: Forget That Girl - The Monkees lol - yeah he has long since... and what is it with teh monkees, i haven't listened to them in ages! Life: Let's Get Rocked - Def Leppard Mental Breakdown: Torn and Frayed - The Rolling Stones Driving: Freak on a Leash - Korn Flashback: Never Is Enough - Barenaked Ladies G

Baba Ghanoush
I made this yesterday, now my whole kitchen smells like garlic. 1 lb. of eggplants, doesn't matter the size as long as it's about a pound 1/4 cup lemon juice 2 cloves garlic tahini paste or sesame seeds and sesame oil 1/2 cup toasted pine nuts salt and pepper Roast eggplant at 500 degrees until the skin is all wrinkly and the eggplant is soft. Might be 15 minutes for small eggplants. I got one big one, so it took 30 minutes. After it cools, scoop out the flesh and pulse in a food processor with the rest of the ingredients. I like it with toasted pita chips, ten minutes in a 400 degree oven.

So Tired
I FEEL SO LOST AND EMPTY LIKE IM MISSING SOMETHING. I AM SCARED CAUSE I TOTALY FELL FOR SOMEONE. THE KIND OF FALL U NEVER WANNA GET UP FROM. THIS GUY TOTALLY HAD ME FROM THE START. AND I FELT SO WEAK IN THE KNEES FOR HIM. BUT HE TOTALLY PLAYED ME. IM SO INTO HIM AND I LOST HIM...LIKE I WASNT GOOD ENOUGH. I JUST WANTED TO BE IN HIS ARMS...TOUCH HIM FEEL HIM KNOW THAT HES MINE.....BUT ITS ALL GONE AWAY AND I CANT EVEN BREATH.....IM SO LOST RIGHT NOW

Grrr
so i'm sitting here at 0135 and chad left. it's ok i asked him to. we were arguing over stupid shit!!!! and he kind agot in my face, for a second i thought he was gonna hit me, so i made him leave. and he can just stay gone. i don't need his anger around my child! anywho....i'm single again

Shadow Bombers Must Read This!!!!
Bratt is the enforcer of the shadow bombers. she has as much say so as i do on where ppl should go to bomb and etc. if you have a problem with this that is not our problem at all its your own. im tired of ppl not doing their part in this family and it needs to stop or else im going to start booting ppl. most of you are doing it so please dont take offense to what i am saying :) i want everyone from the family to comment on here so i know you were here. this is to see who actually really pays attention and wants to be in this family. thanx Hollie aka Chaotic Princess

Hell
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ExtremeLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High

My Friend Ervin
they say that one act of bravery does not make you a heroe ok how about half a dozzen times.??? weather he was storming the streets of somalia to escorting refugees out of war tore'in bosnia this i can say about my friend a brother more like it. a man who gos in to help a total stranger and put his life on the line my friend whos courageous and self-sacrificing a man who gives us hope and strengh to hold on a second longer leting us know that help is on the way...a man who never gives up and never left a falling comrad behind.to you my awsome fu-friends whos care'in and lov'ing fellings you have.. as you may know ervins and his security task force's helicopter went down on 9-13 of this month with the deaths of 3 crew members out of those 5 members along with ervin was recoverd and brought back home and now is safe and resting at coranado navel hospital..... just wanted to let all of you know what kind of friend we have been gifted with...... again thank you for all the love and supp

Newest Family Member
Welcome our newest family member Please go r/a/f «VîPê®×P»©™ ©†®/ÐêVïL§ ÅðvØçã†€§ ß¤mßíñg & LêvëlÌñg Ç®€W/ÐÅMÃG€ ÇÕÑ†®ØL @Çß69@ fubar Welcome to the family MsBratt, Angel Eyes, Basstracker

My Life
I didnt come to this site to have people feel sorry for me or for people to pity me or for people to rate or give me bling or gifts because of my homelife. So please dont misrepresent this blog. Im simply venting about my life. Nothing more. Not many people understand me at all. And its not because I'm a difficult person..its because of what has been given to me ... my two severely handicapped children and my learning disabled 14 yr old with an attitude problem. My youngest angel is 11. She has a neuromuscular disorder called Rett Syndrome. She was diagnosed @ age 2 with it..followed by a seizure disorder the following year.She started out as a normal healthy child..only to have that taken away by this horrible dibilitating disorder. She still wears diapers 24/7, drinks from a baby bottle, walks but with a very unsteady gait and does sometimes use her wheelchair. She cannot play with toys, nor can she tell me what hurts her when she isnt feeling well..because she is non verbal. Sh

Three Years Cancer-free
Today marks the 3rd anniversary of the surgery that removed the liver cancer from my body before it spread to my lungs and killed me. Its been a very odd 3 years. At times I remember who I was before all of this happened and I don't know what was the better path for my life. I've gotten in better shape since I was cured and I took school much more seriously but at the same time, everything is different. Every high five and every kiss, every little moment of interaction means a little bit more. It was all so close to being gone and I have to appreciate that I can somehow still enjoy all of these things. At the same time, I miss my old life. I miss being in the Army every day. My best friend is being deployed to the Land of Stan (Afghanistan) this week for a year and I'm going to miss him very much. At the same time though... I'm really fucking jealous that he gets to go. I want to go to war. I was made for it, bred for it and I was damn good at my job when I was in the se

What Color Should My Hair Be?
Your Hair Should Be Red You are a passionate person... both in love and in life. You have many causes that are important to you. You can be very intense. You are very fiery. You speak up, and you don't mince words. You also have a very flamboyant personality. You love to show off. You are both eccentric and expressive. You like to share your unique point of view. You can become quite impassioned. So impassioned that you can seem a little overbearing. What Color Hair Should You Have?

My Default Picture
This picture is NOT NSFW!! I can name all 5 bouncers who have told me so. If you have a problem go to THEM, they all agree it is NOT NSFW!! * Big Papi Smurf (former bouncer) (8-18-08) * Dolly Dagger (8-18-08) * Lips Paralyzer (8-18-08) * Ailina (9-18-08) * Year of the Dragon (10-10-08) You CANNOT see my nipple. Why keep marking it NSFW if there is nothing wrong with it?

Stitches Out Tomorrow...for Real
At least I don't think they can leave them in much longer, it's going on 4 weeks. This is a monumental moment as I will be able to shower normally now, yay! It's a big deal to me :P

Burn After Reading
Not the Coens finest, but then the Coens finest is pretty fine indeed. This is, however, a great movie, that employs its cast superbly, and combines well the tension and unease with the comedy needed to serve its aims. Pitt and Clooney stand out on the comedic fronts, albeit because they're probably given the most to work with. It takes a while to get into, but the time is well spent setting the pieces up to throw the film into overdrive during the climax. For me, the Coens have proved themselves to still have what it takes to make a film a must-see purely by their own involvement.

Your Fragrance Profile.
This is good. My 2 favorites have always been vanilla and lavender! Your Fragrance Profile The best calming fragrance: vanilla The best fragrance for everyday wear: orange The best fragrance to boost your sex appeal: lavender The best fragrance for energy: pine What's Your Fragrance Profile?

Check Her Music Out...
My friend Lili Roquelin has released a CD. God I love her, her voice is beautiful and the way she brings out the piano is amazing. You can check out the songs on her MySpace by clicking the pic below. Please support her if you like what you hear.

I Hate Political Mumms....
I promised myself I wouldn't get involved anymore with these kind of forums, but damnitz........ What this guy is refering to at first is I tried to be funny on his next mumm. Something about "I bet the Autobots will win over Cobra".... Yet the prick felt it neccesary to SB me instead of keeping it to the mumm... (read from bottom to top) ->JAI...: you're the one who "invaded" my shoutbox.....fucking d'uh ERIC 4 RON...: you cant stay on topic..at all.....i guess you are just a stupied hick.... get the fuck outa my face...im done with you. ->JAI...: "IRS"....yeah my friend, you sound like a Ron Paul "slave".... how else are we going to fuel our government?!? by DELETEING the IRS?!?!? GET.FUCKING.REAL. ERIC 4 RON...: im a fuckin slave........youre a fuckin slave!.... ur not?? define "income" according to the IRS handbook..... you cant its not in there..... ur clueless.... ->JAI...: It's funny how quickly you call anyone not agreeing with you a "slave"

In Loving Memory Of Keira Lynn Lozell
A Special Angel In Loving Memory Of Keira Lynn Lozell June 19, 2008 - June 19, 2008 There's a special angel in heaven That is a part of me It is not where I wanted her But where God wanted her to be She was here but just a moment Like a night time shooting star And though she is in heaven She isn't very far She touched the heart of many Like only and angel can do I would've held her often If the end I only knew So I send this special message To the heavens up above Please take care of my angel And send her all my love FATHER KEEP THIS BABY GIRL ANGEL IN YOUR ARMS FOR EVER MORE AND BLESS HER MOTHER ALWAYS...LOVE YOU BABY GIRL LOVE YA GODMAMA PINK

Survey Says
ok so i posted 3 serious blogs yesterday so now fun.......... 1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?...no i feel like an effing puppy 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? duh...short dress i iz slutty 3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? freak out, because i would not know the dork that sent it. 4. Group dates or single dates? yes 5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?idgaf 6. Are diamonds a girl's best friend?um no that would be a vibrator....just saying. 7. Is your hair up or down today?down 8. Do you straighten your hair?no it is already straight 9. Favorite mascara? free from lancolm 10. Do you get your nails done?used to, not any more growls my ex is a douch 11. Small or large purses?well i used to drink a lot so i would always lose them so none, it happened to underwear, shoes and memory also...what? 12. In your purse, what are your must haves?astroglide,wet wipes, batteries 13. Jeans or sweats? jeans, s

Contest
I was Leary about entering contest after being screwed royal in the Hot Marina giveaway. Me and Tat_man both killed ourselves to do 40.000 comments finish it and never got anything as did a lot of her other entry's. Here was my link the page is still open. fubar.com photo: 2560362512 ] Here a lifetime fubar rank of #40 A Legend #23 her page is still going here on fubar and she's on her way to Oracle. And she screwed god knows how many in this one giveaway had 80 people entered in and more then half got nothing for finishing and doing all that work. She hasn't been seen on here in months but she still climbs the ranks here on fubar go figure. You can find her page here http://fubar.com/user/144345 Biggest fake on fubar this is sure one in my book. So I figured I'd finally give it another try. I started a contest October 11 that ends on Nov 1st. And thanks to all of you that did really try to help me I will never forget you and I wont forget the lesson this time taught me ei

Ok My First Happy Hour And My First Auto 11's At The Same Time
Ok I'm having my first Happy Hour with an Auto 11's ~Will you come celebrate it with me~ My Happy Hour will be on Sunday the 26th of October @ 2pm Fubar time and I will start my Auto 11's @ that time. Angel Eyes "Founder And Head of the Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew"@ fubar ~Come celebrate with me~

Peeps To Level!
14,269 To Fugee sWaGeR@ fubar 29,842 To Fugee THE PRODIGY 75~ Fast Lane Levelers~@ fubar 33,806 To Idol Tears Of The Wolf {{{Husband Of Lady Tigress}}}@ fubar THESE ARE A FEW TO WORK ON TODAY. ONE THING I DID NOTICE IS SOME MAY NOT HAVE A LOT OF PICS. YOU HAVE TO HAVE PICTURES MAXED FOR US TO RATE AND BE ABLE TO GET YOU FURTHER. ANYTHING WILL DO, SO IF YOU NEED PICS PRIVATE MESSAGE ME AND WE'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET YOU SOME MORE LOADED.

Auto 11s...rtf
I've noticed over the last few weeks, since the auto 11 bling was introduced, that the concept of "return the love" or "return the favor" has greatly diminished. Recently, I've been conducting a little experiment. I've gone to a several profiles that had the Auto 11 bling activated and rated quite a few of their pictures and their profile. 90% of the time, I didn't get 1 single rate in return. Not even a profile rate. Now I'm not one to complain about not getting rated (and I'm not doing so now) but in the interest of my experiment, it seems that a lot of the people that have the auto 11 have either decided that it isn't necessary for them to rate back since they've activated their auto 11 and have done enough or they just think they're better because of the same fact. I'm willing to bet that these very same people would be complaining about getting less than a ten or no rate at all without the auto 11. The auto 11 bling won't be around forever. It will eventually get bumped for someth

Aand...cuppycakes Resurfaces
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2250843&albumid=0&i=3521413403&idx=0 here we go, ladies and gents. JUst like I was predicting, she is making an alternate profile. But this time using her OWN pic... here it is, in case she deletes the profile

Any Raters In The House
Well most of you know that I cant do bulletins..So this is my only way too get help and love too my friends.... Steve is trying too get too GodFather. He wants it before his Birthday. Hes got auto 11s.Stop by and show some love and make mega points and fubucks. If hes not a friend dont forget to Fan add and rate him.. Today is his Fu Anniversary so it would be kewl too get him here today. auto 11 expires at 11:00 am est Lets get him on his way too GodFather ===Steve===*ENFORCER@DDR(((MOODYS MAN)))[SHADOW LEVELER]@ fubar

Trick Or Treat
HAPPY HALLOWEEN I dont got any tricks for all of you right now but I got lotsa treats too share. In my time on Fubar I have gotten too meet online and in real life some awesome people and wanted too share them all with you. All of these have gone above and beyond what a normal person could do. Some have made sacrifices so others had something. All of these are when the world would turn there back on you they are right beside you too help and bring you through it. This could be rather long so ill just share a portion of them right now. Rate, Fan and Add all of them. They all show love back. When you are done rating them all send me a private message and ill buy you a drink. ~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY BOOBOO & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~@ fubar ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~Proudly owned by ~Bebe~@ fubar Yeahmon™Shadow Leveler Co-Leader{Keeper of Yeahmons Angels}PLEASE READ PROFILE@ fubar SARCASTK1 {SHADOW LEVELER} O

Score!
My secret shopper score came in.. I got a ONE FREAKING HUNDRED PERCENT! woohoo! i rules :D I am in the running for 5star employee and we have "promotions" coming up.. ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD today i got rewarded for being a good employee and helping out in a department i don't even work in... yay for little papers that go in your file for promotion time :D

Help Break The Tie Please!
Alright all...we have a tie for Life-Saver of the month, and we need YOU to decide who it should be. Diane, Emily and myself will only vote this time, should we end up with a another tie. Please let us know ASAP. The choices are... EmilyIMAX OR UnknownCowboy

Ok, Need Help
My almost 12 year old has been talking on the phone with a 15year old girl. He hasn't met her in person, she's the cousin of one of his friends or something. My point is that I think it's strange that a 15 year old would want to spend hours talking to an 11 year old. Should I be concerned? Just seems weird to me. Halp!

Men Love Women Who Aren´t Afraid To Show That They Love Sex
Many women still feel timid about expressing their sexuality with there partner,showing him how much they desire him, or asking for sex from him before he asks for it.When you aren´t afraid to show your desire to the man in your life,it makes him feel safer sharing his desire with you. Remember:Men hate rejection!position of bieng the one to be rejected.So your partner will feel very grateful to you if he knows you are willing to take thesame risk of being sexually aggresive that he is. Solution 1.DON`T TOTALLY REJECT YOUR PARTNER´S SEXUAL ADVANCES.Before you get outraged,i´m NOT saying you should always say yes when your man want sex.I am suggesting that you learn to understand the particular vulnerability a man has in offering himself to you,and that you receive him in some way. *DO SAY:2honey ;"I´m kind of tired right now,but I´d love to hold you close for a while.Why dont we lie down together,and see how we feel in a little bit?" *DO SAY:"I love you,andI´d

No More Invites To Pity Parties
I'm D O N E with the pity parties, I'm DONE with the hand holding, I'm DONE telling people what they want to hear. Don't complain to me unless you want the truth. Don't bitch to me unless you plan to change your situation. If you're sad, remove yourself from the sad situation. Angry, get away from the toxic people pissing you off. Hate your job, FIND A NEW JOB then quit (in that order). Want a change of scenery, move! Hate your place in this world, go back to school. Think you're fat, EAT BETTER AND WORK OUT! Your deepest desires aren't out of reach. You just have to put forth the effort. FFS. -REL

Home Cumming
I sit on the porch waiting for you. You drive up in your truck. I run up to you as you are getting out. You slam the truck door and our eyes meet. I look into your beautiful blue eyes and for a moment time stops. I can’t believe you are really home. It’s cold; snow still lingers on the ground in places. I begin to shiver my hard nipple are visible through my tight tank top. I pull my sweater tighter around me as you put your arm around me. We walk together in the house and into my bedroom. You turn me around to face you. You lift my chin to look at you looking into my eyes you kiss me. You grab the back of my head and ass and pull me harder in to you. The smell from the fireplace and candles envelops your senses. Your cock gets hard as you press it against me. You let go of me and continue to stare into my eyes. Gently you brush across my hard nipples as you run your hands to my shoulders under my sweater. You lift my sweater off over my shoulders and it drops to the floor as you kiss

What Kind Of Cheesecake Are You?
You Are a Chocolate Mocha and Orange Cheesecake Enthusiastic and intense, there's so much you love in the world... it's hard to do it all. You are good at getting things to mix - friends, flavors, hobbies. You're the master of fusion! What Kind of Cheesecake Are You?

Life..........
It amazes me how an electric company can leave a electrical wire that is supposed to be coated, un coded,,, But the minute my son, my best friends 2 sons and their friend get a electrical shock from it,,They fix it???,,,, Why wasn't it fixed before?? The 4 boys were playing outside on sunday,,, Some how a aluminum rain gutter come in contact with the UN COATED wire causing a lot of damage, My friends 10 year old, and my 10 year old were sent to the Childrens Hospital by ambulance, then transfered from there to A hospital that specializes in burns, Both kids suffering from 3rd degree burns,, My sons are on his hands, knees legs and feet, he will be out of school for at least a month, bot boys have to go back to the burn clinic on Friday, because both boys got an infection and they have to watch it closely,,, Why does it take almost losing our boys for the electric company to do their job????

Politics And Shit Like That
I don't know much about anything in the real world - if I didn't read it in a comic or a MuMM, I probably didn't read it. But is it just me or did McCain blow his election when he picked Palin for his running mate? What I've seen of him, he looks like a friendly old geezer, a veteran and that, and looks like a nice grandpa, or some guy who lives across the street who teaches you card tricks and cuts a squeaker when you pull his pinkie. So did Obama win the election, or did the environemtal-rape-in-waiting Palin lose it? Just a thought...

A Kiss
There are two reasons why this song means so much to me...... The first is, this was the first song I heard just after I laid My Mother to rest some years ago. The second reason, well she knows who she is!! "Kiss From A Rose" There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea. You became the light on the dark side of me. Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill. But did you know, That when it snows, My eyes become large and The light that you shine can be seen. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave. Ooh, The more I get of you, The stranger it feels, yeah. And now that your rose is in bloom. A light hits the gloom on the grave. There is so much a man can tell you, So much he can say. You remain, My power, my pleasure, my pain, baby To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny. Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby? But did you know, That when it snows, My eyes becom

Just To Have Some Fun, An Auction
I like to give little gifts to my friends so keeping Fubucks can be a problem lol. I racked my brain to think about how to build my fubucks up and came up with an idea. I have decided to have an auction to give some things that most people like on here and raise fubucks for my self. I am going to offer (1) A one month VIP (2) A Bling Pak of 25 (3) An auto 11 I am going to take bids from today till Thanks giving day. I will post as we go what the highest bid is so if you are interested you can keep up. If at the time of the giving of the prize any of the items on auction is now longer avaliable I will discuss it with the winner and find something of equal value. Please this is a real offer and not just a pitty gift so nothing less than 1,000,000 will even be concidered, I hope you understand. Lets have some fun and see what happens, Just leave your bid here in a comment and every one can see how things are going lol lets have some fun. Any

You Gotta Be Kidding Me...
No, nothing's wrong, I just had to mention that my best buddy GraficzGrl has her auto 11s on, and if you don't go rate some of her pics, you'll suffer the wrath of m0p. Why are you still here? GO! ~GG~@ fubar

Ehhh.....
I have a friend who I completely adored. Though she's quite bitter and a big gossip, me and her got along so great. I would listen as she told me what her friends would tell her about their lives, and I'd listen as she'd mock these people that would call her "friend". For some reason, I thought I was immune...that I could trust her. And then some asshole on here, with a new fake profile tells me my friend has said shit to them about me. This person even mentioned something I'm pretty sure only my friend would know... What's fucked up is, I still adore this friend...for some reason there's a little bit of me that luvs her... but I can't trust her... Ehhh, this shit sucks............

Crossroads
Friends and Family There are many crossroad in life. At this point I think it's fair to explain mine. My wife lost her job almost two years ago. She collect and looked for a job for about eight months. She had no luck in finding a job. She wanted to go to school to be an Ultrasound Tec. We refinanced the house to pay for school and the bills. She worked hard and graduated one of the top in her class. As luck would have it, three hospitals closed in this area. That flooded the industry with tecs. She was unable to find work again. Money we pulled from the house ran out. This has left us in a bad situation. On top of that I discovered the "house books" were all screwed up. This sight is one of the last places I will spend money. No more blings or VIPS. Mine is still on only because it is paid till Feb. My wife has found a job. Not as an Ultrasound Tec. Lucky for us she knows Med Billing too. This will still leave us short on our bills. Therefore on 10th of Nov. I will start a part

My Life
Just a few lines to touch base with everyone. I haven't been ignoring anyone, so please don't think I have been. I have a lot of stuff going on right now that is keeping me busy in real life. My daughter is in the hospital due to pre-term labor. She isn't due until January 31st but has been in the hospital for the last week and a half. They are doing everything they can to stop delivery for as long as they can but we aren't sure how long that will work. With her being in the hospital of course I have her son here with me. He is 2 1/2 so he keeps me busy around the clock. And of course with me working 7 nights a week it has been far from easy. But we will make it. We always do. All I would ask from my friends and family is please...when you lay down at night please say a prayer for my daughter and the granddaughter she is about to have. She only weighs a little over 2 lbs right now so we need her to just hang in there a little longer. And please understand why I'm not here as much as I

What Does Your Home Say About You?
What Your Home Says About You You don't come across as very intellectual or serious. You seem like a bit of a goofball. You have amazing hygiene, and it shows. You are sparkling clean! You are a very domestic person. You enjoy decorating, cooking, and making things homey. You are not a nurturing person by nature, but you can easily take care of someone you truly love. You feel settled in your life. You have enough time to focus on little details. You are a very self sufficient person. You can get along well without much help. Your friends see you as accommodating, peaceful, and forgiving. What Does Your Home Say About You?

Palin On Abortion: I'd Oppose Even If My Own Daughter Was Raped --- Wtf?!
I read this article and Im like wtf.. I believe that a woman has every right to chose if they want an abortion or not!! Now Im not sayin that the slut who cant keep her fucking legs closed should get one each time she gets pregnant... but if a woman gets pregnant from a rape.. then they should DEFENANTLY have the right to do so!! Please comment and give me your opinions! I am prepaired for all the hate mail I will get on this!! Share Print CommentsIn November 2006, then gubernatorial candidate Sarah Palin declared that she would not support an abortion for her own daughter even if she had been raped. Granting exceptions only if the mother's life was in danger, Palin said that when it came to her daughter, "I would choose life." At the time, her daughter was 14 years old. Moreover, Alaska's rape rate was an abysmal 2.2 times above the national average and 25 percent of all rapes resulted in unwanted pregnancies. But Palin's position was palatable within the sta

Are You Right Or Left Brained?
You Are 55% Left Brained, 45% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

Partay!
So tomorrow I'm going to a coworker's Bday party. One Russian in a group of 30+ Polish people? Wish me luck plz :( But she is awesome, and I would hate to ditch her just because out countrymen hate each other.

Boredom Has Struck
I finished my homework that is due Monday. I can't do my lesson plan because somehow I was left off the professor's email list. Therefore, I'm the only person who didn't get the email with the attachment. I've been working on my study guide for my final on Tuesday all week. I'm burnt out. I want to go do something. But I have nowhere to go and no one to go with. I'm a pretty independent person, but I cannot go to bars or movies by myself. And even though I've done it before, I really don't like going to nice sit down restaurants by myself. Ugh. Someone entertain me or give me some ideas. Right now all I can think of is going to the 24 hour Wal-Mart. :|

Return Of Mary Poppins...
I used to get reprimanded for my annoyingly bubbly personality...especially when hanging out with east coasters, not sure why. ;) Over the years I've toned it down or gone the opposite extreme as to fit in and not be thought of as being immature or even worse, false. As we know from countless educational projects, like movies, when we change who we are to please others we end up not only screwing ourselves out of happiness and the ease of 'just being yourself' but those people still don't respect you...why would they, you changed for them, right? I knew I was slipping, first there was mild depression then it was the comments and then the 'venting' blogs and I saw all this evidence and thought, "This isn't me." So I'm returning to my natural state, the way I've been since I was a bouncy 4 yr. old singing on my bed for my stuffed animals...their reviews were mixed. It's easier really, holding on to grudges, fear, doubts...takes so much energy and it wears me down. When I'

Fuck Frankie
A copy of an email i sent someone...sb convo follows. More to be added as soon as he responds === 'Allah' wrote the following at '2008-11-17 07:19:26'.. > > you, after our evening of suck and blows. I wanna see that cock. > ->frankie: did you like the gift frankie? ->frankie: *merely ->frankie: Who said anything ghey, eh? Why call me a terrorist? I meremy said i heard your packing some mad sausage frankie: ur right but im not a fag so go fuck urself terrorist ->frankie: hey, i heard youre packing frankie@ fubar

An Attainable Challenge, I S'pose
Men See You As: An Attainable Challenge You know how to make your man crave more of you But you also know when to show some interest back You're good at keeping your guy guessing And over time, you'll let him know how you really feel Do Men Find You a Challenge?

Robbed From Shannon
Robot You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant. You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and

?????
What is the difference between an equation and an expression? Ok, I know I can look this up, and will, but can you believe I have to do a discussion on this question? Six different posts discussing this question...wtf?

Nov 19th Note To Girls
Today is Nov 19th sorry no fu-luvins from the page today... i have felt like shiat so i havent been on and usually i am the one that runs the page during the days so pls forgive me hehe i will get back to the luvins soon as i am feeling better!! thanx Have a great day & much luv to u girls

Truth
So apparently there's a group (okay more like 2 guys) running around this site...truth rating people. Now I don't care about being downrated. I don't think I'm a 10 and I'd be willing to bet majority of people on this site don't think of themselves as 10's. So I find it funny that these 2 dorks are so outraged at people being rated 10s who don't deserve it. So they have to set out and bring truth to the world. Says who? Your opinion? Here's a newsflash Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum...you might think someone is a 5 but another 98 people might think that person is an 8. It's your opinion sure but that doesn't make it the truth. And I really find it funny that neither guy is model quality or even close. So isn't that the pot calling the kettle? Oh but wait...they don't care if you downrate them or what you think. But yet they care what other people think about other people?? Am I the only one not seeing the sense in that?? "I don't care what you think of me but I care what

Odds~n~ends
A few facts about me... -flirting makes me giggle in my heart, kinda like a little buzz that you'd get from eating something sweet that is most likely very unhealthy -i believe in fairy tales even though i know they are highly unlikely to come true -i never want to be my mother -i sleep with a stuffed animal to ward off unwanted loneliness -i collect things that i see during a moment that means something to me ie.. shells, rocks, leaves, whatever is around. -i talk to myself -when i am sad or off balance I clean rooms in my house until they are exactly clean enough to eat off of surfaces. -i feel lonely often, but it is a self imposed loneliness. as most of my friends know..i shut everyone out. -i'd give almost anything to make one person smile at any given time. -i dont like to smile, but i love to laugh -im more than 30 lbs overweight and i do not like my body -i am more comfortable typing an about me than talking about me -im a highschool d

17 Future Religious Nutjobs & Counting
Has anyone seen the TLC show "17 Kids & Counting?" Honest to God, I've never wanted to cause harm on people so badly. Number 1, stop breeding. Show a little self control. Number 2, stop being so fucking lame. Having everyone's name start with J isn't cute. It's fucking obnoxious. And you make your kids wear "modest swimsuits" and have them dress the same? Really?!? Number 3, if you really, honestly think that dinosaurs existed a few thousand years ago and the Earth is only 6,000 years old and the only way you can back it up is by saying proven science is just "not true," you should have every single right as a human being taken away. Even retarded kids look at you like you're idiots. Number 4, you should really think about sending your kids to foster homes rather than raise them in your sick fucking image of the world. You practice your religion like it's a parody. If Jesus Christ himself could look into the future 2,000 or so years ago, I'm pretty sure he'd say, "Ar

The Kitchen Bitch
I got this little joke in an email and it made me giggle. Hope it makes someone else smile today. The Kitchen Bitch > >A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing >with his new electric train in the living room. > >She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches >who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all >of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the >train...cause we're going down the tracks." > >The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of >language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are >to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your >train..but I want you to use nice language." > >Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with >his train. Soon the! train stopped and the mother heard her son say... > >"All passengers, please remember your things, thank yo

Again......be Warned!!
As I pointed out in a previous blog, I stated that I do not intend to become embroiled in any ones little games that they wish to play, but it seems that it continues to grow…for me I do not care what anyone thinks of me as I am not here for popularity contests to see who can get the greatest number of friends, amass the most points or how fast I can get up the fu ladder , I do not care about getting rated everyday and having to keep that rate….. I am here to pass the time spent with the people I like to spend my time with and maybe building friendships with some and have even become good friends with some in my time here and have enjoyed many happy hours talking with them, laughing with them when they were happy and being there for them when their days were dark, listening to them, understanding their pain and anguish and tried to give them words of comfort and encouragement to help them through those dark days so they can once again smile. But it is becoming all too clea

Peeve #187263838498849367784
I seriously HATE the following question: "so what do you do for fun?" WTF? Uhmm, I LIVE? Could you please be more vague with that question, pretending like you give a shit, so I can rehash all the things I do on my leisure time? ughh...

Happy Belated Thanksgiving!
ok since yesterday I sat around all day on fubar and didn't fix turkey dinner I'm doing it today. the reason for that is I didn't have anything to be thankful yesterday. I was all alone. but I convinced my ex wife to bring the boys up from Utah today and we're going to do thanksgiving today! YAY for me!!!! I get to spend today and tomorrow with my boys!!! YAY!!!! I'm so excited!! So long story short, you can all fuck off and die with the exception of my Poi, I won't be on much today or tomorrow. K bye

Just A Thought
So, maybe I had way too much time on my hands at work today, or perhaps it was the significant lack of sleep I’ve had this holiday week, but it became clearer to me that returning to fubar, is like dating an ex. In the very beginning, you are curious about what has occurred in your absence, what’s new, what’s exciting, how things have been. At first it’s fun, almost exhilarating. While catching up on all that you’ve missed, there is a comfortable familiarity. So, you focus on all that is positive, while you laugh over memories, and reminisce about the past. The moments are enjoyable, and you wonder why you had ever lost touch. Time spent together becomes a habit, and you find yourself sharing time without even planning on it. After a while, it becomes so second nature. In time, you start recognizing peculiarities. Things that once seemed innocuous begin to drive you crazy. The things that they say, the way that they dress, the things that they do, all become so annoy

Carried Home
He came to me one early Summers eve The Dark Hair and inviting eyes A smile to light up any room A friendly "Hi" came from me From there, the discussions were long Intelligence beyond my wildest dreams Talent, Beauty and Grace Where did he come from? Thru passing time, the friendship grew strong I raced to hear his voice, read his words Hear him breath, laugh, smile My heart lifted His poetry so sweet His words so beautiful Tales from the Sea The joy of life's adventures Shared with me A dark cloud rolled in Illness started to consume him Still his beauty shined thru it all My love for him grew strong One Autumns day They took some pride from him Feeling betrayed by Medicine His pain ran deep He persevered The love we shared grew stronger Our Souls were one Every thought was him Cold December turned him from me He tried to push me away He knew though I was to go nowhere Through the year More trials Never once giving up His determin

Difficult Week Ahead...
With my new positivity training I'm not supposed to prepare for a 'difficult week', nor think about it, nor even acknowledge it. No, you're supposed to have a 'yes' attitude and always be celebrating your accomplishments of now and in the (hopefully) not so distant future. That's all well and good, most of the time but I think there are special circumstances that at least bend the rules if not out and out break them. Tomorrow, Richard and I will be visiting a friend of ours. I use the term loosely on my part, as she's more of an acquaintance to me, though my family knows her family. Rich and I met her at karaoke one night a few years ago, maybe longer. We get along but just never clicked in that "I'll call you" way...I'm not really a talk on the phone person. Anyways, Valerie is in a hospital in San Francisco. She was having complications with a condition she has had all her life, surgery was involved, I believe to help her walk but unfortunately the procedure

Pictures... Some.
I put up some of the best pics from London for your viewing pleasure. Or torture, depending on your point of view. Anyway, they're there. I still have to sort through the (much much higher number of) Ireland pics. Those will be coming soon*. I swear! * "Soon" is a relative idea, and might or might not, in this instance, be measured in geological terms.

My New Music Video - Infinity
A new video remix version of a song from my album "Celestial - Sirisat" SEARCHING - ONG NAMO - "Infinity Wreckmix" Produced by Derek Gee - Feed the Fire Wreckless Beats aka Zircon for "WE UNITE" Find more videos like this on We Unite In love & gratitude to Derek Gee for this beautiful production. Please show him your appreciation.. Thank you friends! ♥

The Party
You are driving along a winding dirt road. Reaching into your pocket you pull out a piece of paper and study the directions while trying not to drive off the road. Dust is everywhere blows in through the vent and fills your nostrils. You sneeze. You think, “This party better be worth this 45 minute drive into the middle of nowhere along this goddamn dirt road.” Finally, in the distance you see the house. The bumps go away as dirt turns into asphalt. As you get closer it seems to get bigger and you realize this is a huge mansion. Loud music and flashing lights come from a large window upstairs. You see people, drinks in hand standing on a balcony. Their laughter carries over the music. You park at the end of the long row of cars parked up the street. As you walk up to the front door you see people coming out in costumes. You knew this was a Halloween party but you didn’t think every one was going to be coming in costume. You could go as a cowboy if you had a hat to go with your wes

Zz-top
When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head The first thing you do when you get up out of bed Is hit that street a-runnin' and try to meet the masses And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I spot a little thing and I followed her all night In a funky pair of levis and her sweater's kind of tight She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molases But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Now go out and get yourself some big black frames With the glass so dark thay won't even know your name And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes Rhinestone shades and cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Class Discussion
i have to tell you that i go to class with some complete idiots. some are alright. mostly, we're talking about people who have obviously never heard of grammar or spelling. the following is a snippet from a recent class discussion on money laundering and possible ways to stop the crime completely Jennifer: (this is me btw...my whole name is jennifer....jenniy for short) Terrance...not to jump in and answer anyone else's question, but I, personally, don't think there is a chance to completely stop money laundering just as I don't think it's possible to completely stop most or all offenses. There are ways to limit the possibilities of these crimes occuring such as laws requiring reports to be filed for financial transactions over a certain amount, but there is no true way to stop it. And, realistically, we wouldn't want a society completely free of crime...it would really be detrimental to the economy. The loss of jobs and revenue if that were to happen would have dramatic imp

I've Had Enough!!!
Seriously, I ♥ you people n stuff... BUT, HOW THE HELL DO I TURN OFF YOUR TUNES!!! THIS AUTOMATIC PLAY SHIT IS FUCKIN' UP MY ENYA DAMMIT!!! phew... *needed that vent* please tell me how to turn it off though k? Thanks!

Your Turn!
Mailbroad got me, now it's your turn! One word answers only! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? Work 3. Your hair? Auburn 4. Your mother? Pontiac 5. Your father? asshead 6. Your favorite thing? orgasms 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? tequila 9. Your dream/goal? home 10. The room you're in? Office 11. Music? Top 40 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Retired 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Dishonest 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Mercedes 18. Where you grew up? Illinois 19. The last thing you did? Meeting 20. What are you wearing? Jeans 21. TV? 4 22. Your pets? Cats 23. Your computer? Acer 24. Your life? Busy 25. Your mood? Feisty 26. Missing someone? Yes 27. Favorite Store? Tiffany 30. Your summer? Fast 31. Like someone? Yes 32. Your favorite color? Green 33. When is the last time you laughed? Today 34. Last time you cried? Tuesday

From 12/06 To 12/13
This is our first week for changing from elites to Members of the Week. Please treat this member like you would want to be treated. Generosity, rates, gifts and comments. Blings are not mandatory. Hit her Hard like Club United used to do. WickedAzzBeotch/miss piggy wannabee..@ fubar

Proper Ettiqute
I went out with this great girl last night, and I had a really good time. I think she did as well, which is really cool. I'd like to ask her out again, but I'm not sure if she'd be into it or not. There's a bit of distance between her and I, so it makes just getting together a little difficult. I wonder how long I should wait to ask her out again... ;)

Downraters
Hey I want to thank everyone that pimp out downrateers in bulletins.. It makes me new frieds and it plays into their game they do it for effect.. I personally think downraters are funny. I personally think people who get upset from downraters are sad. You think because I'm Fat Sonny I don't get down rated. My own friends downrate me. Now if your worried about being downrated put on a little more makeup take less close up pics dim the lights a little. oh and ffs don't post a pic saying or showing your big and ugly. Now remember a point is a point and stop worrying about points on a website pay more attention to your family and friends. Instead of points on a website. Thank you from Fat Sonny Inc.

Holiday Pimpout!! Revised! 12.13
Want to know what we are all about??? Dangerous Curves Mission Statement It is the main goal and focus of this group to bring together a group of friends, that can confide, lean on, and trust each other to be there for support, confidence, and guidance... Although there are other groups that claim to be all girl but headed by a male, our group is solely women and is based on your average woman's needs. We are coming together as mothers, full time employees, housewives, single, married, and by all means confident and sexy in individual ways. Sound like something your interested in being a part of? Give us a try and contact any of the 4 founders for details on a membership to the group. Founders Carrie Flirt Paula SexxxyBluEyedBella DANGEROUSLY HOT

Losing
I can't do this anymore.. I am losing my mind :( I bought a car on Thanksgiving, the fucking thing broke down the next day. The bastard I bought it from (some one I worked with for a few years) will not answer his phone and keeps coming up with excuses. I have the money for the alternator, the fucking car is broke down in town, and I can't even get to it. Have had peope say they would do it for me, then there is alwya another excuse, for example the one today is they are hung over. I am tired of being in tears. To get the car, the money was lent to me. You know how hard it was to tell the person that lent it to me that the car is broke down. This was suppose to be the way I could get me back, looking for work and stuff. I am so tired of wishing I were _____ every second, I am so sorry my thoughts are going so bad... I cant do this. My mind is gone how can this person do this to me at the holidays, how can my life be this.. sorry gone

Stacie Has Teh Best Bloggies...
Dear misterfeet, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your neighbour’s dog as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo. Best of luck on the sex change, Reeka ------------------------------------------------- Here's how it works. Dear , I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I

A Nuts
A man was lying in bed with > his new girlfriend. After having great sex, > she spent the next hour > just scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to > love to do. > > > > > As he was enjoying it, he > turned and asked her, 'Why do > you love doing that?' > > > > > > 'Because,' she > replied, 'I really miss mine.' Ok, boobs now?

Damn You Sam (and Crys For That Matter..)
TAG YOU'RE IT! If you opened it, you have to do it. Then, send it back to the person who sent it to you and the rest of your friends! Two names you go by: 1. van 2. vani Two things you are wearing right now: 1. ponytail holder 2. sheet Two of your favorite things to do: 1. sleep 2. shop for other people Two favorite pets you have had/have: 1. nina (my dog) 2. gizmo (my cat Two people who will answer this 1. i dunno 2. i dunno!1! Two things you ate today: 1. chocolate 2. skettie! Two people you last talked to: 1. sam 2. cc Plans you have for tomorrow: 1. a final 2. study for another final Two longest car rides: 1. to florida 2. in cali Two favorite holidays: 1. halloween 2. Christmas Two favorite beverages: 1. Coke 2. Pepsi Two TV shows you enjoy: 1.csi 2. family guy

Won't Give Up
When I went to apply for that job today, I was a little let down, since HR was like when was the felony and I said back in June 03 was the conviction, she was like I cant even talk to you until 2010, WTF I called yesterday and told someone else in HR that it was 5 1/2 yrs old... GRRRR!! But I am not gonna give up! A little sad, cuz I did buy a paper and there is NOTHING at all in there, I chuckled, cuz the little they did have I called the number and it was supposably an employment place that guarantees you jobs if you pay $180, HELLO McFLY! Do they realize I am trying to seek work so I haz no money? Oh well, not gonna let it down my spirits yet. The funny thing is this was a call center job, ugh, their loss!! I am gonna check out another one that is close to here as well. I don't care what I do, I just don't want fast food. But ummmm ya...

Blogs From The Supposed Hot Chic "simplicity"
These are blog entries posted by one of the Fakes on this Site.....I wanted to include them here for those that have tried to bust her and ended up blocked. "He" has been given countless blasts and bling and has over 200 crushes by poor guys that don't take the time to do a little diggin' or ask why she doesn't have one stupid salute! UGH! People frustrate me! I’m a trainer for a large company and the classes vary from new hires to additional training for present personnel. This week a new class started for new hires in our customer service department. The age range for this group ranged from 20’s to about 40’s of guys and gals. Upon completion of training they were assigned work schedules. Bobbi, one of the new hires asked if I could adjust her schedule due to college courses. Told her this can be worked out and to come to my office later today. As she left, her boobs brushed against my arm and she gave me a big smile. Bobbi was one sharp looking gal and put togeth

Giveaways We Are Helping All Need To Be Done!!
OK,We have a few giveaways, we are helping regiment bombers on some giveaways to get them done so please all lets spend a little time on these giveaways!!make sure you USAKingEarl needs 75k for 1 yr VIP has 32007. < center> ======= grlskikass needs 75k for 135 bling pack has 14030.

Donations!
Donate to the Get McLovin a Bling Pack Fund now!! Just click the little button and donate any amount. Even a $1 donation will help out in the long run. Click here!! Help this poor guy out. Let's get him leveled! McSpanky@ fubar

Help Out A Platoon
It's the holidays and a friend of mine on fu is in Iraq and some of the guys over there don't get much. Here is there address over there if you want to help out SFC Eric Hoffert 10TH Sustainment Brigade Camp Taji, Iraq APO AE 09378 God Bless

Bestiality Laws
Wheres every from? I need to plan a trip VAR - Verification of information. Most state/countries laws are only located in that states/countries local libraries. So only some laws have been confirmed through research. Others are given by word of mouth and some have not been researched at all. C = Confirmed and verifyed laws. W = laws given by word of mouth (or computer) - = Laws not known. LAW - Is their a specific law against bestiality in that state/country. NONE = No specific law found against bestiality YES = Law found regarding bestiality. SN - Statute Number. If a law has been found this is the state/country's statute number it was found under. PEN - Penalty classification for violating the law. This may vary between states/countries. PT = Prison time STATE/COUNTRY VAR LAW SN PEN USA LAWS Alabama: C YES Code of Ala. @13A-6-63 "sodomy in the 1st deg

Douche Bag Of The Day Part Ii
Bottom to Top, you know the drill: I apologize in advance for my spelling errors, they were made to show the mentality of these fucktards....his errors are on him. ->venus rose...: But, as I said, it's quite boring when it progresses to that point, I've heard it numerous times. Buh Bye now Penis Leech. ->venus rose...: FIrst, it's gay slams. Next is "I'll kick your ass", after that is the "I'll have 100 of muh familie on yer doorstep in a hour, so get reddy...then it moves on to "we'll blow up yer car/house/etc. ->venus rose...: And trust me, it is the exact same stupid shit from you clown fuckers ->venus rose...: I can take it, too.....but it gets boring when it's the same weak ass shit from you faggots ->venus rose...: I can give it all day long. You're a Juggacunt, I have plenty of material to work with..It's almost too easy venus rose...: what you can talk it but you cant take it ->venus rose...: Funny, I heard the same thing about Oklahomo ->venus rose...: Are you don

The Lies Keep On Coming!
Hmmmm, the caption in his folder says "Just workin' in Montana", if he just moved up there, and this was uploaded the 10th of December, why is there no snow, why is he in a T-Shirt, and why is his ex-girlfriends vehicle behind him? Why are the Grants New Mexico Rodeo grounds behind him? Photo editing? Hmmm, kinda funny every time a pic of him is taken in a vehicle he is in the back seat or passengers seat. Can we say no drivers license for back owed support? Can we say never smiles? Can we ask why? Can we say screwed up teeth? Crooked arse smile? Kinda funny its an asphalt parking lot in the background! Looks like Washington State terrain in the horizon! Reckon maybe that is because his fiance told Mel by phone that she was going to New Mexico to get him and take him back with her to Washington! Reckon that is why his ex-girlfriend was so upset? Not knowing how many internet girlfriends and fu-wives he has had, no knowledge of fu? Hmmmm, I'm kinda curious how he is passing

Vampires
Dormant in the background they stay waiting, watching for the weakness of their prey They hold their heads up high as they feast till they have had their fill Like vampires in the nite they wait for their feed When their prey is at its weakness they strike and have no mercy cos they know their prey is now to weak to and cannot fight These vampires i speak of are the assumed friends that you think you have until they strike For years they are like sponges and take what and when ever they can and when there is nothing left to gain and all is gone this is where u find out that all along they hav fed off you until your weak and they are strong These are the so called friends that i mean and they are the vampires like uve never seen When all is good and they get their fill and leave you empty and wait for you to give in and then they finally come to see you at ur weakest and finish off their kill.Friends will bring u to ur Death and sit and watch ur last Breath.

O.o
Just a quickie.... if you drink coffee with creamer, you haz to try the *Seasonal* Carmel Apple CoffeeMate Creamer... its Nom Nom Nom Trying to keep spirits high today and we are getting pounded with yet MORE SNOW!

Leaving Fubar
I will be leaving Fubar after tomorrow. If you wish to contact me use my gyaeger123@yahoo.com account. My reasons for leaving are personal and not because of anything you have done. I will miss many of you who have been good friends. To all of you a Merry Christmas and a blessed new year. Blessings, George

This Year
I was going to make this flashy but decided not to. I just wanted to take a few minutes to write this blog and say a few things. It's the holiday season which means spending time with family and loved ones. Enjoy that time with them. Put aside past differences and just enjoy the moment. Next year is never a guarantee. Those around you and in your life now might not be there next year or even tomorrow. Smile and laugh. Make memories that years from now will still bring a smile to your face. Don't focus on what you don't have in your life this year. Focus on what you do have. Focus on the friends and loved ones who care for you and love you. Be thankful for the life you do have. If you don't get that gift you were hoping for, that's okay. There are people who will get no gifts, who will spend the holidays away from loved ones whether they are the one currently serving overseas or whether they are the loved one at home waiting for their soldier to come home. Sure at t

Giveaway #29
I AM SURE THAT YOU HAVE ALL NOTICED A CHANGE IN HOW THEY ARE LETTING YOU LEAVE COMMENTS.... MY GOOD FRIEND BLACLIE22 WHO IS A BOMBING FOOL, LOL, FIGURED IT OUT, I KNEW THAT HE WOULD! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS "REFRESH" THE PAGE AFTER EACH COMMENT, AND IT TAKES THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME! THANK YOU, BLACLIE!!! IF THAT DOES NOT WORK WELL FOR YOU, TRY GOING TO THE FOLLOWING OR PREVIOUS PIC, AND THEN BACK TO THE ONE WE ARE BOMBING! IF ANYONE COMES UP WITH ANY OTHER WAYS TO SPEED UP THE BOMBING, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! THANKS! RATES COUNT ON THIS ONE, PLEASE RATE EVERY WEEK UNTIL FINISHED! I HAVE NOTICED THAT I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO RE-RATE EVERY 2-3 DAYS, SO ALWAYS CHECK TO SEE IF YOU CAN RE-RATE THE PIC! THIS WILL BE USED TO PURCHASE AT LEAST 2 AUTO-11 BLINGS FOR CLUB MEMBERS NEEDING THAT EXTRA PUSH TO REACH A HIGHER LEVEL..... 135-BLING PACK FOR 50K RATES AND COMMENTS 15,866 COMMENTS (+1,791) OUCH!!! 524 RATES (+39) PLEASE RATE THIS PIC, AND ASK YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE IT AS

Merry Christmas To All My Family & Friends
I have been trying to leave profile comments but since they have messed up this particular feature, I am not able to leave any, I have sent a message to to fubar support so I dont know when this will be fixed...so it's not that I dont want to leave these comments I just cant right til this bug gets fixed. So Anyway I just wanted to wish everyone a.......... Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsI hope you have a "Very Merry Christmas"Deb

Huh?
· CVNTISH CVNT rated your photo a '1'! · CVNTISH CVNT rated your photo a '1'! · CVNTISH CVNT rated your photo a '1'! · CVNTISH CVNT rated your photo a '10'! · CVNTISH CVNT rated your photo a '6'! Merry Christmas to me. :|

The Day You Get Presents And Stuff
Merry Christmas and whatnot! So far i've gotten nothing but a sore thoart. At least i have some tamales.. that's the first batch. Another one is cooking right now. Happy Holidays fu-lovers.

Hoody Is F'n Back Again
WHY CANT THIS DUDE LEARN....HE NEEDS TO JUST GO AHEAD AND LEAVE THIS SITE FOR GOOD...GO LET HIM KNOW THAT WE DONT WANT HIS TYPE ON THIS SITE!!! Click the pic to tell hoody to GET THE HELL OFF OF THIS SITE

Goddesses
I HAVE BEEN GETTING ALOT OF PEOPLE ALWAYS SAYING TO ME THAT BECAUSE OF MY NAME..*GREEK GODDESS*, I LOOK LIKE I COULD BE ONE,BUT NEVER REALLY WAS SPECIFIC. TODAY I HAD A SWEET LADY IN MY SB SAY THAT I RESEMBLED ONE PARTICULAR ONE,WHICH I WAS ABSOLUTELY FLATTERED. SHE SAID I RESEMBLE THE GODDESS HERA. NOW THERE WERE MANY GODDESSES IN GREECE BUT THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR,I DO KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE I DO FEEL I HAVE QUALITIES AND SIMILARITIES OF HER. THIS NEW FU FRIEND IMPRESSED ME BIG TIME BY SAYING THIS AND SHE IS A DOLL. THANK YOU DEAR..REALLY THE GODDESS HERA WAS THE PROTECTOR OF ALL WOMEN IN GREECE. SHE WAS THE QUEEN OF THE GODS AND THE GODDESS OF MARRIAGE,AND WAS MARRIED TO ZUES. SHE REPRESENTED THE FULLNESS IN LIFE.....IN GREECE, THERE WERE MANY GODDESSES,BUT HER IN PARTICULAR REALLY STOOD OUT TO ME AND IN SOME WAYS I FEEL I AM LIKE HER. I HAVE READ SO MUCH ABOUT HER. SHE WAS A POWERFUL AND GOOD WOMAN WHO WAS KNOWN FOR HER STUNNING BEAUTY AND HER WAYS OF SEDUCING MEN. HERA HAD A VERY JE

An Apology
It is so easy to get wrapped up in our own little world and our hurt that we actually fail to see the pains and hurt of another, the struggle they are going through in trying to heal their own pain and hurt so they can move on beyond their hurt and find the peace and happiness they richly deserve. Yes I am very guilty of doing such and was being something that was not in me and that is being selfish instead of being as I am selfless and would like to take this chance to say to that person, I very much regret my actions, which were inexcusable and very selfish indeed. Please do not think wrong of me, I am truly sorry that I did not respect your wishes or feelings when I should.

I'm Outta Here!
I never get online to talk to anyone and with a new baby on the way, I'm just not going to have a free second in my day to keep in touch. During the times I was able to "talk" to you all, it was fun! But those days are over now and it's time to shut down my page. Thank you so much to everyone for all your friendships and support. Some of you I've known for several years, through a couple different accounts. Take care everyone - I wish you all the very best in the new year to come! Love and hugs, Wendy :)

Just Another Day
Firstly, happy new year everyone. May it bring only happiness to you all. Secondly, I'm so glad I had no where to go tonight. After football ysterday I ache so much I'm walking like a cripple who shat themself. Along with that the finger next to my pinky on my left hand, is all swollen and bruised between the second and third knuckles, hurts like a bastard. But yeah, nothing serious, just felt like writing something. Have a good night peoples.

John Travolta’s Teenage Son, Jett, Died In The Bahamas
NASSAU, Bahamas - John Travolta’s teenage son, Jett, died in the Bahamas after falling ill and hitting his head at his family’s vacation home, police said Friday. A house caretaker found Jett, 16, unconscious in a bathroom late Friday morning. He was taken by ambulance to a Freeport hospital, where he was pronounced dead, according to a statement from chief police superintendent Basil Rahming. The teenager had last been seen going into the bathroom on Thursday and had a history of seizures, according to the statement. Police said they are planning an autopsy to determine the cause of death. This is so sad =[!

A Bit Pissed Off!
Ok it has been brought to my attention that a leveler is going around saying that Fubar's Finest Levelers is an all female group! Uuuuuuuum SINCE WHEN! If that were true then we wouldnt have the great family members of warlockh20 and DJ Superman! If your going to go around talking about the Fam then please make sure all of your information is correct! And if for some reason you have a problem with the Fam then please bring it to the attention of the Fam before going off to talk to other ppl about it. Im very honored and proud to say that Im a member of Fubar's Finest Levelers. I know we are a small group but I think we all rock and am so glad to call you guys my friends! I hope that everyone else feels the same but if you dont then why stay?

Friends
I have made a lot of wondeful friends on Fubar Some a lot closer then others but that is how life is as well. Evey now and then I feel like I need to say thank you to all my friends.Thanks for being there and sticking with me when I am stupid, silly, sad and happy, tired and dorky. I started on here just looking at pics, since then I have grown to know and respect several people as true friends and for these I am truly grateful. It's nice to know that friends are there for me just as I am ...warts and all. If I seem different at times or dorky, please forgive me and and just chaulk it up to old age. You can be sure though that I am very honored to have the most wonderful friends and Family on Fubar...I just ask that you hang in there for me.. I get better...hopefully smarter too. Love to all my friends and a Wonderful new year.

Donations For Spotlight For Special Cause...read Me
I see a lot of people doing this, figured I'd do it as well....with a twist. As of now, I am requesting donations for spotlight. The reason? So that for one day, it's Think Pink day here on Fubar. And for the most part, i don't even care if it's me or someone else in the spotlight or not, just as long as breast cancer awareness has the stage in it. Your help is greatly appreciated. Pass this along to all you think might be interested in helping me out. Thank you all very much and as always, think pink.

Family Circle Members Please Read!
The mad hustle and bustle of the holidays are over and I, for one, like the idea of kicking back, putting my feet up and sigh, "Thank Heavens"! As things go, most of you were still rating everyone during the holidays and I thank you so much for your diligence and your devotion to the group. Some of you have not been rating for some time and I am sad to note that. For those of you who have lost interest in the group I would appreciate notification that you do not want to be a member any longer so I may remove you from the group. If you wish to remain in the group, you must rate the members the minimum of 35 rates per week as was stated when you joined. Also have the group name or initials in your header. I do not like to see anyone leave, but it is not fair to the others if they are rating and you are not. Please comment so I may know that you have read this. We do have several openings in the group if you wish to recommend anyone to fill them. Luv ya all! Hoakie,

Helping Out With Sarge's Bad Girls
If Anyone Is Willing To Help Out With Sarge's Bad Girls..Making Bulletins...Pics/ Designing Pics For Blogs & Or Bulletins...Or Any Other Way You Can And Want To Help .. Let Me Know.

*auto 11 On* Make Mega Points*get*blings &?????
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND ^^BUT FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO SAY..Thank You for Your Rates and Thank You for Re-rating my Profile and making sure you have me Fanned...:) ***STARTING A NEW PIC RATE A THON *AS OF 1-16-09 TILL ????? TO SAY THANK TO MY FRIENDS. I AM RUNNING ANOTHER AUTO 11, SO MANY HAVE LEVELED ON ME THEY WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN LOL **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs GIVE AWAY** I HAVE HAD LOTS DO IT 6 & 7 TIMES LOL & AND GET BLINGS EACH TIME WHILE THEY LEVEL UP..LOL **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs GIVE AWAY** get 35 points for each rate, and 57 points during Happy Hours. Have fun rating and hope a lot of you level up Happy Hour 11's from VIP's will count 108 and not 57 *JUST A Example*...600 rates takes about 30 minutes and @ 57 points each, thats 32,400 easy points and matching fubucks,,, what a deal. **Rate Athon with Give Away BLINGS till????:)** SEXYGIRLBLONDE,FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B

Good Luck (stolen From Bull)
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies. 2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. 3. Post them here for everyone to guess. 4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. 5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1) Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check! 2) The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules! *the bull god got this right* 3) You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl! * the Bull god got this * 4) There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character! * The Bull god got this * 5) Are you gonna vanish into thin air again? * mental got this right * 6) A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal. * the bull god got this right * 7) If you're gonna start the killing, you best star

Most Memorable Moments Part 2
some of these..most rather are my more lighthearted memories...not all have to be as serious as the first set..i have a healthy mix i think or at least I've tried to make the best of what I've had. 6. the very first time I wanted sex I was still rather young, naïve, and quite bold. I had been introduced to this boy by a friend of mine. I think she kinda liked him, but he enjoyed me as I did him. He made me laugh and I was also pretty impressionable. He was about 5 years older than me. Eventually, after weeks of endless over the telephone flirting, he wanted to come see me in the middle of the night. I agreed…snuck out and met him by the road (he drove miles and miles to get to me). We drove only a few minutes down the road and parked. Bush’s first album was playing (on tape no less). Every single time I hear ‘Glycerine,’ I think of him. Before too long, we were both in the driver’s seat and the steering wheel kept hitting my ass…leaving a bruise I was entirely too proud of… My kn

Prophet
I just wanted to send out a heartfelt thank to everyone that helped me level. I just can't thank you all enough. A very special thanks to Muss and Blondierox. I managed to knock out almost 2.4 million points today. I ♥ you all!!

My Opinions On Fubar And The People On It
I have been on fubar for a few months now and all I continue to see are women with NSFW pics asking that men spend actual cash on them to see thier pics. Since when did fubar become an escort service? I am so tired of the so called "hotties" on here asking or begging for cash to be spent on them just so you might get to see them naked. I for one WILL NOT spend real cash on any woman on this site. I believe that if you put naked pics up then you should figure that men will want to see them and should at least make it to where they can get a view if they want. I am not saying that everyone should be able to view them but damn, at least be realistic when it comes to the price you ask for. You should have a figure in fubucks to see if guys don't want to spend real cash considering the economy of the country right now. I know I will catch flack over this blog but I don't give a damn, its my opinion and I am entitled to it. If you are on my friends list and this offends you then GTFO my list

Kent Duchaine
I saw this guy last night at our local Arts Centre. Not the greatest thing I ever saw there, by any means, but it was a pleasant enough evening. Lot of old guys in the audience though. I think I must like old man's music or something.

It Seemed Like Fun
25 Random Things... 1. I am actually really shy. 2. I have a hard time recognizing most emotions. 3. I love books. Not just reading them and the stories inside, but the feel. I go to bookstores and libraries and run my fingers along the shelves. 4. I'm a massive procrastinator. 5. I hate talking on the phone. 6. I love eating raw snow peas. 7. I think I have a shopping addiction. 8. I usually don't bother to do my hair or makeup, and tend to avoid all things "girly", but I like pink. 9. I have a creative side, but I don't feel like I ever have time to express it. 10. I have a vulgar side that not everyone sees. 11. I remember everything except what I'm supposed to remember. 12. I'm 3 credits and a practicum from my MSW. 13. I always pay my bills at the very last minute. 14. I like my handwriting. 15. I'm anal about spelling, grammar and punctuation. 16. I'm an energy drink junkie. 17. I have never lived more than an

Things Children Say
So, my five-year-old comes downstairs. She says "Mom, Chloe called me a pervert." Now, this is the child who will randomly try to grab my boobs and say she likes to see naked boys. So, my response was "You ARE a pervert!" She says "No I'm not!" and yells "PENIS!" Then collapses in a pile of giggles.

Why Teddybears Are Important To Me
When I was 5 years old my Grandmother gave me a teddybear and a card. In the card she wrote "As you go through life you will go through many difficult times and your family and friends wont always be there to comfort you. But you can take your teddybear anywhere you go. He will always be there when you need a hug, Will always listen when you need to talk, and will never laugh at you when you need to cry". My Grandmother passed away 3 days later after giving me that teddybear. Since then as i have gone through life I have collected teddybears from everyone in my life that has made a difference or a positive influence in my life. That way as i moved around the world with different duty stations, and being deployed around the world i could always take my friends and family with me, or thier teddybear that represented them as a token that kept them fresh in my head. I could pick up any one of them, and it was like a stuffed memory cabinet. All the good times I shared with them c

Love
from: TXCHROME~Owned ... Online (Bored!!!!) Porter, TX subject: FU received: 01/20/2009 01:18 pm replied: no block this member Flag as spam Are you completely and utterly fucked in the head? You say such a nasty and disgusting thing so vile and grotesque you foreign piece of shit... FUCK YOU and thankfully you arent anywhere near right now... so again FUCK YOU!!! God I love fan mail.

Impromptu, 22i2009
Creeping in on the steel lines, A vibration that started elsewhere; I gauge my step, avoid the mines, But the message always puts my foot there. I didn't ask, why should I know? Where people come and people go. It's a primitive inculcation That I accept without reservation, But did the Creator's voice ordain That I would follow this refrain? A pungent taste, a smell of blood; And then they raise you on the wood. Good deeds done are in the past, Who cares today, they didn't last. I didn't seek, why did you hide? I felt the pulse and then I knew. It's a fundamental impregnation That I observe by regulation But was it burned into the chart, Or is it a failure in my heart?

Gimme Your Honest Opinion..lol
OK quick one everybody. I just got a comment today from a woman saying that I would look much better with a little hair on my head. Although I do prefer being bald, the thought has crossed my mind. So to make this a mumm blog sHould I A. grow the weeds back or B. Stay with the bald look and keep shining this badboy Your answers will be greatly appreciated...LMAO

Rules For Broadcasting On Live365
LIVE 365 RULES/VIOLATIONS: 1a) Too many tracks from a single artist 1b) Too many consecutive tracks by the same artist For each three hours of length, your playlist should include no more than four songs (and not more than three songs in a row) from the same recording artist. Please either (a) check your playlist and replace or remove some of the tracks from the artist(s) named in the message, or (b) add more tracks to your playlist to make it longer. 2a) Too many tracks from a single album 2b) Too many consecutive tracks from same album For each three hours of length, your playlist should not intentionally include more than three songs (and not more than two songs in a row) from the same recording. Please check your playlist and either (a) replace or remove some of the songs from the album(s) named in the message or (b) add more tracks to your playlist to make it longer. IF THESE RULES ARE NOT FOLLOWED COMPLETELY, WE GET KICKED OFF OF LIVE365, UNTIL IT IS CO

Yeah...
When you go in for your annual gyn visit, or for me by bi-annual, they generally ask what kind of birth control you're using. Well, when the nurse asked me I told her it was abstinence at this point, and she sorta giggle. Well, the doctor came in and said "well, when you're done with your drought and start having sex again what kind of birth control would you want?" Ouch. The doc is ragging on my sex life too. But I suppose I deserve it when last year I made him blush when I told him he'd have to get my boobs out of my armpit to do my breast exam.

Gotta Be Someone
This time, I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene Straight off the silver screen So I'll be holding my breath, right up 'til the end Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with Cause nobody wants to be the last one there Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares Someone to love with my life in their hands There's gotta be somebody for me like that Cause nobody wants to do it on their own And everyone wants to know they're not alone There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere There's gotta be somebody for me out there Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight And dammit this feels too right, it's just like d�ja vu Me standing here with you So I'll be holding my breath, could this be the end? Is it that moment when, I

Oh Gosh. =[
So, I was just informed that my niece Kylie's dad was found dead earlier today. Supposedly he was found in a chair where he had presumably fallen asleep, and could not be woken. Cause of death is unknown at the moment, but I (and quite a few others) suspect he overdosed on some form of drugs, considering my sister (who's mom they live with) is a crack addict herself, and they have been seen partying together recently. An autopsy is going to be performed to determine the exact cause, but like I said, I think I already know. His daughter Kylie does not know yet, they told her he is just in the hospital for now, (he was there quite often he was a clumsy man). To be frank, I did not have much respect for this man, and I honestly did not care for him that much. But, he was the father of one of my niece's and my heart goes out to her.

A Vetrans Inner War
The Enemy Within Me There are a few who can relate to what we have been through and are willing to sit down a listen to your thoughts,experiences,the horrors,and the love of brotherhood in the experience of war. You are not alone we are united as brothers and sisters through the impact of what we have done and seen. Often I too can't tell my friends of the true war that is waged between my heart and soul and it flusters into my dayly life. My heart weans the pain and my soul feeds on its power leading me to not even understand myself. But I know there are a few that will understand when I need/want them to. But what is my war becomes war for all to experience around me as I struggle to fit the normal life. Of those who have not been in the military,police, how they had to kill or defended our nation or anothers nation and freedom, ultimate price has been paid in full with sweat,blood and forever tears are shed in private by the soldier or their families. Often question

Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 1-26-09
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 1-26-09 B1tch¢â ¢Ó Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Jodi/ B1tch Birthday: August 29 Zodiac Sign: Virgo Hair Color: Brown w/ Blonde Eye Color: Brown Tattoos: a small homemade one on my ankle of a peace sign...lol Piercings: Just the ears!! *Favorites* Color: Blue Season: Spring Day Of Week: Monday Animal: dog Flower: rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: yep still do Laughed So Hard You Cried?: of course Smiled For No Reason?: sure..i am a bit devilish Sat On Your Rooftop?: NO... *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: both...can't live without either Phone 0R IM?: phone McDonalds 0R Burger King?: mcdonalds Summer 0R Winter?: summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: cds XBox 0R PS2?: ps2 RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: xtra pepperoni and cheese Your Fears?: heights

What's Your Medieval Profession?
You Are a Cartographer You have a wide range of knowledge and you're very detail oriented. You have a photographic memory, and you remember places very well. Like a middle ages cartographer, you're also very adventurous and curious about the world. In modern times, you would make a good non-fiction writer or scientist. What's Your Medieval Profession?

Update From Cindragon!
As all of you are aware, I am spending less time online, mostly due to my illness, and have asked for volunteers to be an additional team captain. While several of you have offered to help in any way that you can, and I do appreciate that, only one member has stepped forward to offer to serve as a team captain. Please stop by to show him lots of love, he deserves it, and is REALLY close to leveling as well! Our very own Resident Wizard, and my best friend forever, Jim aka Merlyn!!! MERLYN....ClubMystic@ fubar Don't know why I did not ask him anyway, we speak almost daily, and probably knows almost as much as I do what is going on!

Hookers And Blow
Yay, just had our usual Russian hooker come in. Her pimp was waiting in the lobby, and was paranoid that I was talking to my cop friend. He was pretty shocked when I asked him a question in Russian, since I eavesdropped on his convo with her :) I would like to congratulate my hotel on being the only place not to get hit with an armed robbery this week, since every other one in the area have. I went outside for a smoke last night, and heard some noises, sorta like a whistle at first, then like someone creeping through the wooded area. I came a lil closer to inspect, and nothing. Weird...

I'm Slightly Amused By This
Bottom up as always: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ATLBorn-Dre': I stand corrected and your points are validated. Sorry, I didn't read your profile before I shouted u..... sorry to bother u. ->ATLBorn-Dre': theres a BIG difference in telling a woman you think she's beautiful and telling a woman she's sexy ->ATLBorn-Dre': keep it to yourself ->ATLBorn-Dre': don't get me wrong i appreciate it but as i state in my profile i don't want to hear if the men on this site think i'm hot or not ->ATLBorn-Dre': therefore your calling me sexy twice is still just as belittling and equating my looks to sex ->ATLBorn-Dre': sexy is what you call someone that your sexually attracted to which equates to sex ->ATLBorn-Dre': sounds to me like your trying to make crap up so your last statement doesn't contradict your calling me sexy twice ATLBorn-Dre': sexy and sex is differentiated by a "y"...... in my world.....this means "y" associate sexy with sex....lol

Working Title, Unfinished Song Lyrics By Me ;]
So, those who come to know a little about me ... By now have an understanding I'm a somewhat 'creative' being. I'm inner-pulled in different directions on just exactly which of Creativity sides I want to do? So I dabble in about everything and all things creative. I'm never protective of my various forms on art, I throw them on the net and usually careless what becomes of them. With exception to my poems and lyrics ... After first hand having my stuff being used and never given credit for, and that is the reason behind the gif image instead of just pasting here: The song is a hard edge rhythm with a 90's 'grunge' style (think coal chamber meets pearl jam) With a heavy bass stumming and a slight 'tinging' from a snare drum & brush on cymbal ... with heavy musical interludes ... err umm or something like that?

Ride'n With The Devil
Saturday Morning I left the house on my Busa,, I was 1 mile from my house, brought my new Hayabusa up to 3rd gear, 60-70mph, front end started to shimmy. Caught a curb, went airborne, dont remember anything until EMS arrived. Next thing I know they're are people standing around me saying "Dont move". Im in a tremendous amount of pain, my face is covered in blood, my body is facing one way, & my left leg is facing another way. I lay there contorted and infused with pain & agony. I ended up severing my big toe, almost completely losing it, broke: my other toes, my lft foot, my left knee, my femur, & fractured my pelvis, bruised 3 ribs, broke my back in T6, broke my collarebone & tore my rt rotator cuff. I blacked out & ambulance n sherriff arrived on scene. Ive been in the hospital since saturday morning, till about an hour ago. Drugged/sedated. It was not a rdier's error but a mechanical malfunction. I'm home safe n sound. In pain but alive (Please send painkillers). I was wearing my l

Dorkus
Anyone who has ever had a conversation with me beyond a few sentences will quickly realize that I suffer from a common problem. I am a dork. I say it's a problem, but it isn't really, at least not to me. I'm rather proud of my status as a dork. Cheesy jokes, dumb puns, and lame one-liners. It is what defines who I am, and I wouldn't have it any other way. My dorkiness started quite early in life, and it has persisted since. I would have been one of the kids that got picked on in high school, except by then I was already a second degree black belt, so it was never wise to pick on me. So I decided to compile a list, the ways I am dorky. I'm very sure people will have additions to this, but here we go: 1. I play video games. My virtual rock band is pretty awesome. I play the drums among my friends, and lately it's been a requirement to try and annoy the neighbors as much as possible. I'll never forget being at my friends house and his neighbor, a really stuck up lady, knocks on his do

Baby Daddy
My oldest friend, an attractive lesbian with a Masters and a Doctorate, has asked me to be a surrogate father. I'm not averse to the idea. Though (sadly) it won't impact my celibacy rating, I tend to think it's the best of all possible worlds. Visitation without caretaking, no financial responsibility, the opportunity to dote on offspring, and someone to leave a legacy to, should I end up with none of my own. At this rate, it seems more and more likely that I won't be starting a family. Nor do I think I really want one. I'd have to drive 150 miles to visit, when I do, and I'm leaving a child in the hands of a good friend who I have much respect for. So, I'm currently weighing all the options here... if I _do_ marry at some point, how will my bride-to-be react to my fathering someone else's child? I'm sure there are other issues I'm not thinking of... Anyways, contracts and such are being investigated. If nothing else, it should be an adventure. I really wouldn't mind input on this i

A Collaboration By Pea, Footiemonster, Whore-emo-cubby, The Ankle Helly And ♥ Friends
Oh Vixy you're so fine you're so fine you blow our minds hey Vixy hey Vixy X 4 Hey Vixy Youve been around the block and for a long time we think that your alright well sing it in this song to make your birthday bright so you can sing along Vixy The guys all say you will but you say you dont your giving them the chills baby please lady dont every night you still leave them all alone Vixy Oh Vixy what a pity moving past your prime do you feel it in your heart let us lead you by the hand oh Vixy your so pretty agings such a damn its gals like you Vixy what can you do Vixy do Vixy does it break your heart Vixy Hey Vixy now you can take Viagra whos ever gonna know every time you move you feel another muscle go it something you abused oh dont you know Vixy so come on party with us anyway you can any way you wanna do it you might never again oh please Vixy please we wont leave you in the tank Vixy oh Vixy what a pity

Mondays Auto 11 List Here
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON OR GETTING YOUR LINK FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT, IT'S POSSIBLE I COULD BE BOUGHT BUT I'M VERY EXPENSIVE ROFL!! REMEMBER WHEN RATING IF YOU HIT THE "RATING TOO FAST" DO NOT GO BACK TO RATE, YOU DO NOT GET POINTS, KEEP ON GOING FORWARD. ♦H◊®nY♦ÅnGe£♦© »D.S.C.«@ fubar Chiina_Whiite@ fubar ♥Hey Jude♥Asst. Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar ♥Lacey N Mario♥ Houdend van Echtgenoot en Echtgenote@ fubar ®Freya®@ fubar SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~OutlawsAndPu$$ycats@ fubar ÇЯuЭĿ•

The Pain Boss, The Pain
This morning I woke up pretty groggy and disoriented, not a big deal for a morning. However, after about five minutes I still felt that way, which usually isn't good. I thought I knew what was coming, but I just had to wait for that one symptom to...ouch, there it is. The sharp stabbing pain on the left side of my head. I have a migraine, yay. I spent about a minute this morning staring at a pair of pants because I wasn't sure if it was the right pair of pants, even though I knew these were the only pair of pants I had like this. Today is going to be a really fun day. Other randoms: I don't like the way my toothpaste/mouthwash mix. It tastes funny. I left my sunglasses somewhere. I hate that. Shampoo doesn't work so well if you have no hair to lather. Finally, I think I may have missed several spots shaving this morning due to not being able to really see out of my left eye. Is it Friday yet? P.S. I can't stand the lady in the "common area" next to my office. Sh

Another Icp Fan
->DJ Twistie...: i hope they don't infect me with the can't spell for shit virus DJ Twistie...: get teh fuck of fu bar before someoen does something ot your computer DJ Twistie...: you r a fag DJ Twistie...: You dont know shyt about me freak DJ Twistie...: Yeah I am ->DJ Twistie...: lol you're no dj.... DJ Twistie...: GET THE NINJA STUFF OFF YOU AINT NO NIJA DJ Twistie...: FUCK YOU

Winners Valentine Blingbux - 2/11/09
The Winners Are….. Chiina_Whiite The Grand Prize Drawings for Over 3 MIL Fubux. 1.5 MIL ~ǝɐuǝɐu~ 750k RebelRose 375k ♥ CÄnðy Gi®£ ♥ The 6 Winners of 150k FuBux Random Daily Drawing are: DAY 1 ♥♥MysticMo0d♥♥ ~ ♥ ~Lovvrr~ ♥ ~ IN LOVE WITH sweet DAY 2 Chelan ~*~Jenova Virus~*~2nd Alarm Hottie~

Primary Profile Pic.
Nobody cares about it but me, but last night I had an idear... Valentines Day (hereafter referred to as VD Day) is gonna be much less than special this year. Yay. Thought I might post my favorite salutes instead of my own mug. Dunno if it's a self-esteem boost, but some of my favorite people have left love in this way, and I've more than half a mind to do it through VD Day. Sadly, the practical upshot is that all the shirtless pervy guys I've railed against will likely come knocking at my profile. So, it could be an odd experiment I'm utterly embarrassed by before it's over. I'll keep you posted.

Randomness
Fun/interesting/stupid facts about yours truly. I'm a book worm. I read a lot & I read quickly. I've never seen Jerry Maguire, The Goonies, Top Gun, any Rocky or Rambo movie, any of the Die Hard movies (except for the last one.) I like watching men make out. Yep, I'm a freak & weird. Nope, I don't care what you think. I don't have many female friends. I will stop doing almost anything if a guy stops to talk to me. (It's rather annoying, I admit. I block out everything except for what they're saying.) I don't forget. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, I'm slashing your tires. First impressions mean A LOT to me. Don't make a shitty one; remember: I don't forget. Don't pull out in front of me & then drive slowly. I will tailgate you. I sing to every song I hear. "Free credit report dot com baby." I'm an awesome chair dancer. I'm popular, but I feel like an outsider. I carry dental floss everywhere. I like the smell of marijuana, but I do

I Hate You All
apparently i don't have the internet. stupid people want money for this stuff. really come on. i'll be back later this week or next so don't forget... * send me love * buy me bling * get me a fucking pony already and sarah sucks ass but it's okay because it's my ass and i like it.

Tuesday, Feb. 17
Hello to all you listeners out there! I know what you are thinking, I am reading this, not listening. But that little voice in your head, you're listening to it! I win. Totally made up news: California will be closing it's doors. The state, plagued with a budget crisis will be going out of business. California Governor Schwarzenegger announced that the state will be dissolving assets and selling to foreign investors. Interested parties are Canada, who has claimed they are looking for a winter home. Today in history: In 1876 Julius Wolff was credited for being the first to can sardines. That can is still available for sale today, as nobody really wants those nasty things. In 1933 Blondie Boopadoop married Dagwood Bumstead three years after Chic Young’s popular strip first debuted. The marriage brought hope to lazy people all over the world, it is true, you can sleep all day and bag a hottie. In 1996 the world chess champion Garry Kasparov beat the IBM supercomputer "De

Birthday Blog For Feb.18th
imikimi - Customize Your World! Michelle~R/L Wife of Miracle Monkey~Winterhawk~Native American Pride~Member of Llama Levelers@ fubar This Loving Birthday Pimpout brought to you By:JoAnna"Co-Founder"of The Llama Levelers and friend of Michelles:)

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a vampire movie/book whore 2. I listen to godsmack on repeat daily 3. My arm pits and feet never smell bad, even after sweating at work all day 4. There isnt much difference between me online and in R/L 5. Hi my name is Deacon, and I am a discovery channel addict 6. I have been abstinent for 2 years 7. I am an excellent cook, and actually have prepared meals for 15 men for a month on the boat i work on, 3 times a day, with out any culinary training 8. I put too much thought into everything i do, 100% effort or nothing 9. I havent told a conscious lie in over a decade 10. People have told me th

T-shirt
Out of boredom and randomness RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Sometime Around Midnight HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Closer WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Let It Rock HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Fall For You WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Sweetest Goodbye WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Say All I Need WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Hero Heroine WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Staggolee WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Put It On Ya WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Wobble WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Love Hurts WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Just Cant Get Enough WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Incomplete WHAT WILL YOU DAN

Tag! You're It!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love kettlekorn. 2. I was in a coma for 3 days when I was 12. 3. The only thing that can cheer me up at work are Lolz Cats. 4. My favorite Disney character is Ariel. 5. I cried when my parents sold a dining room table when I was 3. I was upset that they changed stuff on me. 6. I nickname everyone in RL a million things...My kids are still never quite sure what their real names are. 7. I cried for an hour after I saw Untamed Heart 8. I stole the pregnancy test when I thought I was preggo with my son. I was too mortified to buy a test at 18. 9. I'm addicted to sleeping medication. 10. Potato soup gives me gas.

Tag, Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My second toe on each foot is crooked. 2. I love reading. 3.I have seven siblings. 4.I cannot sleep with socks on. 5.I can be very romantic. 6.I love Nascar. Sue me. 7.I will listen to any type of music. And yes, even country!!! 8.I like eating miracle whip sandwiches. 9.I dip plain chips in ketchup. 10.My mother died in 2003 and I think about her every day! I tag The original the unloved Weirick Mister Feet JoJo Tressapet

How Freaking Lovely
Rather than asking if there was a reason I hadn't spoken to someone in a month, I have been removed from a friends list.. I have been getting like 2 hours of sleep a day because of school and work.. I have BARELY been on.. I mean shit... how often have you people seen me in the mumms. I am really pissed off about this because rather than sending a damn SB to see if there was a reason.. she just removed me... someone who i used to constantly go to her blogs.. stuck up for her to the assholes on here.. all kinds of shit.. nice to know who my fucking friends are

I'm So Lucky
And he lives lives 5-10 minutes away! Lucky me! badboy4lif...: want to trade nude pics then? ->badboy4lif...: well we're not finding out badboy4lif...: bet i could make u like it ->badboy4lif...: your mom must be proud badboy4lif...: yeah well the difference between them and me is i have it in real life ->badboy4lif...: oh I'm sure its truth..all men are 10 inches long online badboy4lif...: yes 10inches...no lie... ->badboy4lif...: rofl...10 inches eh? badboy4lif...: id love to have my 10inch cock inside you ->badboy4lif...: yeah I can see that badboy4lif...: mine wasnt ->badboy4lif...: that was SARCASM badboy4lif...: slide my cock so slowly deep inside you ->badboy4lif...: yeah cuz if I dont let strangers lick me, I'd let them inside me badboy4lif...: ho about be inside you? ->badboy4lif...: I dont let strangers lick me badboy4lif...: want me to? ->badboy4lif...: why's that? badboy4lif...: oh yeah ->badboy4lif...: yeah? badboy4lif...: would love to taste you

Job
I am going to go apply for a few jobs today, wish me luck... Sucky thing is, with my carpal tunnel I will end up screwing myself in the future because I am going to apply for some house keeping jobs at a few hotels that are near by... BUT RIGHT NOW I need ANYTHING! No Income SUCKS!

Been Tagged... 10 Facts About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I had pet frogs, turtles and dogs as a kid 2. I ride motorcycles and fly aircraft 3. I have no problem catching snakes but freak out with spiders. 4. I love everything to do with water and the beach. 5. I love to go fishing. 6. I want to go skydiving next trip to Las Vegas. 7. I moved out at 16 and supported myself since then. 8. I am rather hyper and very inquisitive. 9. I am a Sharp Shooter with the M16. lmao 10.I am writing a cookbook in between real estate projects. okies you peeps get to do this to 1. SoldierMedic 2. Rocket1 3. DJ Diesel 4. Tom 5. Gent-L-Man

Tag Team?
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I smoke. I hate it. I want to quit. But, when I try, I cry, yell, and eat a lot. 2. I must rub my feet together systematically every night before I can fall asleep. I am finding this is quite common. 3. I am a member if the internet scrabble club. 4. I like old things. Old books. Old jewelry. Old cars. Old styles. I DON'T like MOST old people though. I think they smell funny, and eat weird. 5. I LOVE jeans like most women love shoes, I mean I like shoes, don't get me wrong...But, I usually have at least 25 pairs of jeans at any given moment. I don't weigh myself. I can tell when I am packing on pounds by w

2/21/2009
We would just like to make the announcement that Carrie has decided to leave the Dangerous Curves. Her final decision to leave is being kept within a circle of trust that every girl in the group has, not just as a member but as former members as well. We will not be discussing anything in the past unless it is seem fit by all founders to defend ourselves as a group. Cherie, Paula, and I will continue to monitor the page and the scheduled events and in no way will this resignation effect the group. As many of you know, and some have no knowledge at all, this group was formed from all former leaders of the 2nd Alarm Hotties. When leaving the hotties, one thing was solely decided upon by all founders... The many rules and controlling of the members status, behaviors, or pics were not needed nor wanted. Every members personality is respected and as your founders, we refuse to compromise this decision for anyone and no one is above this statement. The auction is coming along s

Auto 11s/cherry Bomb Auction(ended)
AUCTION WILL RUN FROM 2/28/09 TIL 3/06/09. RULES ARE SIMPLE. MIN BID IS 500K. HIGHEST BIDDER WINS. WINNING BIDDER HAS 24 HOURS TO PAY. IF THE WINNING BIDDER FAILS TO PAY WITHIN ALLOTTED TIME FRAME AUTO WILL GO TO SECOND HIGHEST BIDDER. LAST BUT NOT LEAST NO DRAMA!!! WITH THAT SAID GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY BIDDING. ****NOTE: i HAVE DECIDED TO ALLOW THE WINNING BIDDER TO CHOOSE BETWEEN AN AUTO 11 OR CHERRY BOMB.****

Jerks.
When guys are assholes to you. What technically does that mean, that they are gay and wanna pick on girls because its a "war over penis" Is it because they think we like it... guys who think they are cool [dio cane] ARE HOMOS. the end

Oddity..
So... Sitting here thinking about all this ooey gooey love stuff.. I realized I am in total love and completely comfy.. not bragging or anything.. just want to clear my head lol So tonight sitting here giving myself a pedicure and manicure with a facial mask on.. my hair in a shower cap with conditioner on it.. and old dingy high school sweats and a old tank top... and will just looks at me and goes baby you are the most beautiful woman in the world to me.. and kisses me and goes back to watching the movie we were watching.. This is why I love him.. he loves me even when I look a hot mess lol..

Tagged...10 Random Things
1. This is my first blog..obviously my original attempt in Oct. of 06, I couldn't figure it out and said fuck it! (my apologies go out to the 94 viewers of nothingness...lol) 2. I'm thinking about shaving my nearly bald head...maybe I will, maybe I won't. 3. I always wear underwear, unless I'm in bed. (don't like the loose cannon) 4. I've only truly loved 2 women, my bitch ass psychotic ex wife, and my best friend in life, you know who you are! 5. I'm actually quite shy, although I don't seem that way online. 6. I prefer small, private gatherings over going to a club to party. 7. I love wild and kinky sex as much as I do making love and I don't believe they are the same. 8. I have a knack for finding women that turn out to be wrong for me and always up getting hurt in the end. 9. Most of my ex's always want to come back for sex, but I rarely give in... lol OK I'm running out of random things, but it's true. 10. I can't believe it took me 30 minutes to mak

Career In The Making
So I recently applied for another job as a police community support officer. This basically means a policeman without the power of arrest and mainly entails a daily walked beat that provides a visual deterrent more than anything else. As far as I understand, if all goes well in that position you can advance into being a proper police officer, and then so on. Getting to the point, I figured this whole process would take a while, considering the applicant closing date was only a week or so ago. But I've already been invited for an initial training/interview type session next Monday So hopefully that goes well and the rest of the process goes that quickly.

Control Freak Mummer
the almighty Mr. dana ... control freak extraordinaire. i make a regular comment and he come up with rules bull shit in his mumm...wtf is this shit? then deletes my comment back, eh... hes making a mumm to jumping on the band wagon to make fun of juggalos and has nothing to do with the crazy juggacunts attacks on people and wants to control his mumm comments, might as well put comment approval on. douche bag end rant

Super Lesbian!
Okay, just to clear things up for the men of Fubar... I am lesbian... And no, it wasnt that some guy beat me or wasnt good enough in bed... I just love women! You cant change that... Your not better in bed then the rest... I dont care of your package is 9"... I dont care of you have some NSFW folder full of you banging some poor girls brains out... I dont want to see it... Dont want to trade access to mine... Yadda yadda... Blah blah... I DONT hate men at all.. I dont hate anyone... Just, dont want to sleep with ya!

Omfg.. Dumb
ok this guy makes no sence lol.. my status states.. YOU GAVE ME FU-STD'S.. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY HA HA LOL HIM: now u get that lol HIM: ok well then if i did i dont remember that night so can we do a reinactment HIM: ok so i gave it to you HIM: ok you dont get what im saying then omg -ME: omg!!!!!!! IT SAYS YOU GAVE IT TO ME HIM: well neither does that u gave me fu std ME: lol you make no sence HIM: yeah so now that u got them u want to give them to me ME: it says.... you gave me fu std;s HIM: i dont understand what ur saying but HIM: ok ME: does not state that HIM: oh lol your funny you want to give me a fu std stupid ... read bottom up

I Am So Sick And Tired Of How Rude And Mean People Can Be Check This Out
SO SO SO VERY SORRY ABOUT THE ATTENTION GETTER IN THE SUBJECT LINE BUT MAN ITS SOME DESPERATE TIMES HERE LOL OH BABY PLZ DON'T FORGET TO RATE THIS BLOG A TEN IF YOU WOULD PLZ TY TY I have been at this for over 2 hours now tossing the link out to everyone on my friend list and so far its got her 15 rates or so.. This is very tiring and hard work but I made her a promise that I would help. But omg you guys I'm for real getting so tired... Plz thank you for coming this far and if you rate them thank you again but also plz send your friends if you can. We are down about 100 rates and unless we kick some butt she they will both loose.. also people seem to repeat them selves on my friend list. I got as far as page 311 and I saw many people pop up twice by then so if I send you the link twice I'm very sorry.. I dont mean to but by page 311 and at this hour everything looks the same.. If I dont say thank you in the shout box its because I missed your shout is all.. I'm thankin

Entry 3
Well, I am continuing to read. Have been really busy last couple of weeks and don't feel like I am making the progress that I would like to be making. Went through my closet yesterday though and I found a bunch of books I forgot that I have and I have never read!! I am starting one now. Finished a few others. I am up to like twelve books read so far. Need to start reading much faster! On with my list... -Too Late to Say Good-bye=Ann Rule -The Undertaker's gone Bananas=Paul Zindel -A Soldier's Heart-Gary Paulsen -The Borrowers=Mary Norton Keep coming with the suggestions. I am starting The Jinx by Jennifer Sturman now.

Can It Get Any Clearer?
read: blog posted a week ago that still applies today seriously, here, let me answer a few questions for you: i do have yahoo. no you can't have my id there. if you want to talk, there's a damn shoutbox. i do have a webcam. i'm not going to get on it for you. get over it. i do have pictures that portray me in a sexual manner. that does NOT mean that i want to talk to you about sex. i like men. i just don't like you. please ask other stupid questions here, so i can answer them for EVERYONE. thank you. ~sin

The Meeting In The Park
The meeting Walking through the park you see me sitting on the park bench. I’m wearing a white cotton shirt with just the tops of my voluptuous breast showing. My long legs are crossed with a flowing white skirt just over my knees, my tight calves showing below. The sunlight dances off my long red hair and catches your attention. A light breeze blows my skirt up revealing pink panties. I break my attention from my book and try to pat my skirt down. You sit down next to me. I recognize you by those beautiful eyes behind those signature sun glasses. You put you arm around me, lean over, and kiss me on the forehead. I snuggle into you, putting my book down. I take your other hand in mine and take each of your fingers, one by one placing them in my mouth and sucking all the way down. The sound of the rushing water of the stream behind us drowns out the slight moans that come from you. You shift in your seat as you get hard from the thought of me sucking on your manhood. You look arou

Fubar Names
I think Fubar should have a committee to judge if the name you choose fits you... common examples of names that are overused and usually wrong have some form of the following words in them... lil angel baby sexy hot tiny Beauty and many others... the worst part is...99% of the time they have that in their name... they aint.. Ie. Any girl with the name LiLSexyAngel isn't any of those... thank you and goodnight,

She Made Me Do It
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Candice 2. momma 3. whore Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. book store mgr 2. mom 3. cock sucker Three Places I have lived 1. TX 2. Texas 3. my house Three TV Shows that I watch 1. HEROES 2. what ever's on History Channel 3. It's Always Sunny in PA Three places I have been 1. Vegas 2. Walmart 3. Florida Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. kids soccer coach 2. my grandma 3. porn sites Three of my favorite foods 1. tossed salad 2. beer 3. Tacos Three things I would like to do 1. see your butthole 2. see your twat 3. see your boobs Three friends I think will respond 1. Sarah 2. footie 3. you Things I am looking forward to 1. son's

Cherry Bomb Bling (must Read)
So as I've anticipated (not in blogs but in a few discussions) the point whores are aiming to yet again ruin a good thing. ------------------------------------------------------------ WISBAMTX , RL B... Online (I'm @ yahoo messenger ) Conroe, TX remove friend subject: Cherry Bomb List date: 2009-02-27 08:11:01 Ok Fubar friends I have a list of Friends with folders of Photo's that are over 250 per (or more ) each folder.... That would about 60 folders.. Sorry lost count after 55.... If you would like this list cost is 250,000.00 fubucks... This isn't a joke.. I want to up you guys and gals to level up but this did take some time for me to do.... PM me on this I will be here til 1:00 central time ----------------------------------------------------------- This guy has taken it a step further then I anticipated. I never though people would actually ASK for fubucks if you want them to bomb you. I totally understand wanting to use the cherry bomb to the fulles

Threesomes I Share
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Bonz 2. Dean 3. Daddy Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Access/Security Administrator (I.T. Guy) 2. Restaurant Manager 3. French Sous Chef Three Places I have lived 1. Buffalo, NY 2. Santa Monica, Calif. 3. Malibu, Calif. Three TV Shows that I watch 1. New Adventures of Old Christine 2. The Tonight Show 3. Sponge Bob Square Pants Three places I have been 1. Niagra Falls 2. Hawaii 3. Mexico Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Person #1 from work 2. Person #2 from work 3. Person #3 from work Three of my favorite foods 1. Sushi 2. Pizza 3. Mexican Three things I would like to do 1. Scuba dive the Great Barrier Reef 2. Stay in one of those gla

Pictures And Other Garbage
I'm turning into a point whore here lately. Not exactly sure if that's a good thing. I swore I only wanted to get to Godfather, since when I joined that was as high as you could go. Well now that I can find out who my crushes are after whatever the fuck level you have to be...I want to get there, lol. Since they have the new Cherry Bomb, which I think if fuckin hilarious, since yanno..we aren't LOST CHERRY or CHERRY TAP anymore. I mean they changed just about everything else that had to do with cherries since we've became Fubar. [shrug] Anyway, I use Firefox and I can't do the mass upload. I haven't used IE since I got this laptop and I went straight to get Firefox, lol. It has the mass uploader on it, right?

Stolen Ffrom Bounty
1]How tall are you barefoot? 5'7" 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Not yet but day is still young 3] Do you own a gun? no cause i'd be in prison 4] Rehab? i'm not a quitter 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? yep 6] What do you think of your friends? love them 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? grandma got run over by a reindeer 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? starbucks vente mocha twist frap 9] Do you do push-ups? pfft no thats why im so soft 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? many times LOVE IT 11] Are you vegetarian? nope 12] Do you like painkillers? too much 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? all it takes is "ya wanna fuck" works like a charm 14] Do you own a knife? der COOKING 15] Do you have A.D.D. what? 16] Date Of Birth? 6-5-1970 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: sex painkillers and bountys hands 18] Name the last 3 things y

Ugh...
OK...so now my daughter comes home and is singing like 5 religious songs...I asked her where she learned them...she said at school...he teacher taught them to the class for African American history month. OK ...AGAIN I have an issue with this. Why can she not teach Black history without involving religion? I do not think religion i appropriate in school..if I wanted it to be she would be in a Christian/Catholic school. Just frustrating..this teacher seems to be pushin the kids to her beliefs...first Politics..now this? WTF *end rant*

This Blog Brought To You By The Letter "k"
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Katie 2. A four letter word: kale 3. A boy's name: Kyle 4. A girl's name: Kayla 5. An occupation: Kindergarten Teacher 6. A colour: Kelly Green 7. Something you wear: knickers 8. A food: king crab legs 9. Something found in the bathroom: K-Y Jelly 10. A place: Kilamanjaro 11. A reason for being late: Knocked out 12. Something you shout: Kiss my ass 13. A movie title: Kill Bill 14. Something you drink: Kamikaze 15. A musical group: Korn 16. An animal: koala bear 17. A street name: Kennedy Street 18. A

Cherrybomb Bux Winners 3/1
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED !!! CherryBomb Million Winners: *Tinkergirl101* ÐJ §ÌRÌÚ§ ßLÄÇK The Grand Prize Drawings. 1 MIL SherryMH™ 500 k ~SpecialK ~ 250k ~KajnDarlin~ The 6 Winners of 100k FuBux Random CherryBomb Drawing are: ♥HisSweetObsession♥ NUNYADAMNBUSINESS ~ Mom~

Here Are The 250 Pic Links
Tulsa's Angel http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1105847&albumid=581150&idx=0 Ecuadorian Goddess http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=531154&albumid=1543714 Devil's Advocate http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=848983&albumid=1457569 DJ Cuddle Goddess http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1097742&albumid=1210373 Blue Roses http://www.fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=1531627 aGEM4Life http://fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=1236198 Cherrybomb http://fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=1250857

Just Curious????
So i been sitting here watching my bar tab and *smh*. Whatever happened to the old days like lostcherry days when fubar (current name) was so much fun ppl rated ppl to view and enjoy there pictures, ppl became friends with each other cause they enjoyed there company! PPL did things on here cause they wanted to and it was fun, it wasnt about how much money someone spent on you or how often you leveled, and dont get me wrong leveling was in then aswell but friends helped each other out to level, there was no such thing as easy rate folders and cherry bombs or auto 11's, crap there wasnt even bling...lol To me things seem to revolve around the money now...oh look so and so spent 1000.00 bucks this week to make Angel! And myself i cant say i havent have had Happy hours, auto 11's and love getting bling from ppl and giving bling to ppl it is fun, BUT where do the friends come in friends don't help anyone anymore, ppl don't look at pictures anymore cause there interested in getting to kn

Club Mystic Members!!!
imikimi - Customize Your World! ########################################## POINT INCREASES ARE FROM 3/3 - 3/9/09 ALL OF YOU THAT HAVE NOT YET RATED ALL OF MERLYN'S PICS, PLZ DO SO THIS WEEK, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO LEVEL HIM! I HAVE ASKED THAT YOU PLZ PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU FINISH RATING HIS PAGE; ONLY 5 OF YOU HAVE DONE SO.... ALSO, I WILL NO LONGER BE PUTTING PPL ON INACTIVE STATUS! IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO BOMB, YOU ARE TO CONTACT ME AND LET ME KNOW! IF YOU ARE NOT BOMBING AND I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU, YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE MEMBER LIST AND ASKED TO REMOVE CLUB MYSTIC FROM YOUR NAME... PLEASE LET ME KNOW AT LEAST 24 HOURS BEFORE YOU PLAN TO ACTIVATE AN AUTO-11 SO THAT I CAN PIMP YOU OUT! PLEASE STAY AWARE OF HP AND MY STATUS MESSAGES, IT WILL HELP US ALL A LOT! THANKS! I AM STILL EXTREMELY ILL, AND NOT ONLINE A LOT, PM IS THE BEST WAY TO BE CERTAIN THAT I GET A MESSAGE! MOST TIMES I AM LOGGED IN AND NOT AT THE COMPUTER... AS USUAL, ANY BEEFS, GRIPES, QUESTION

Please Be Careful!!!! Warning
I see that hackers are at it again. I just got an email from a newbie on my list who most likely was hacked and now her account is spewing emails with a link intended to fool you into giving your Fubar info. This is the email subject: And what if your spouse see this film? This is the Text of the email: LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1346230617 what the link really says if you click reply" === 'nascarlady' wrote the following at '2009-03-04 17:00:07'.. > > LOL > a href="http://intofindyour.com/go/fu.php?5b1chcdd9=1346230617">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1346230617 Going to the link it takes you to a fake Youtube site and asks to install a Flash update. The file that is offered is infected with Worm:Win32/Koobface.A New worms target both MySpace and Facebook users Kaspersky Lab, a leading developer of secure content management systems, has detected two variants of a new worm, Net-Worm.Win32.Koobface.a. and Net-Worm.Win32.Koobface.b, which at

Humor
Today went I arrived home. I went to my home page & had a shout that stated, "THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PREGNANT WOMEN U SICK BASTARD". This is in reference to my status, "want birth control, date a pregnant chick lol". She then blocked me so I could not reply to her comment. I am wrong for my status? Many ppl (mostly women) have told me it was funny. I don't find anything wrong with pregnant women. I think they are beautiful. I even feel bad for single pregnant women cuz they have to go through it alone and most guys don't want to date a pregnant woman. I am a single father of 2 boys that I love dearly. I have nothing but compassion for expecting mothers. Basically what I am asking. Is my status msg/joke wrong & offensive OR is it funny & this bitch just has a stick up her ass with no sense of humor????? P.S. If you what to know who it is , just ask

Things To Do
There seems to be some confusion with the initiation activity. So, to make things a little easier, please do the following as soon as you can. 1) Make a folder for your page called Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life Rating Folder. 2) In this new folder place exactly 100 pics. Preferably generic pics. They do not have to be new pics, you can use pics you already have on your page. For example, EZ rate pics. I have made a folder which you can look at to see how to set it up. I have 100 penguins. Yeah I know everyone either hates them or loves them. I happen to love them. But they are all the same size and don't take long to rate. This will make it easier for us to rate each other in the future. If you have already rated people, you are NOT to go back and re-rate this new folder. 3) This initiation activity MUST be completed. To be a member of the group, you must do the following: a) Place Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life somewhere in your name. b) Rate the profile of ea

1942 Joint Strike
So, it's not exactly NEW. It's about a 6 months old now, but I thought it deserved a mention. Remember the old arcade game by Midway, 1942? It was one of my favorite games. There's just something I love about having to dodge an impossible number of bullets, getting powerups, and decimating the enemy. Not to mention, the boss fights were great! It wasn't just shoot him until he dies. You had to take out their guns, and back up guns. And dodge an impossible number of bullets. Well, about 6 months ago 1942: Joint Strike was released for XBLA (I assume PS3 as well). It was the old game again with updated graphics. And this time, you can play with a friend. If you both activated your special ability at the same time, you got a cool new joint ability. This new game is great! It has all of the fun of the old game, with the graphics of today. There are a few more games getting this updated treatment, and I hope to see many more. Contra anyone?

Crybaby Bling Activated! (novella)
I went to the ER last night at 3 in the morning, due to shortness of breath and intense upper right chest pain (not the heart side). I had paced around for a good hour and half hoping the pain would go away before I pounded on my brother and sister-in-law's door, asking them to take me to the ER. My sister-in-law of course is dressed and ready in 5 minutes with the vehicle running (warming up). Takes me 15 minutes just to get dressed due to the pain and lack of breath. We get to the ER, sign in, wait 5 min before I am seen. (The place is empty so I got right in). They ask how many packs I smoke a day? I reply, "1 1/2 to 2." And how much alcohol a day do you drink? "9-12 beers on an average day." They say my oxygen is low, so they shove these O2 tubes up my nose, and now I'm getting a little worried. They also said my blood pressure was really high, which I figured is from the alcohol. (As I don't really weigh all that much at 155-160). Later, I get 2 lung X-Rays to which the do