->Guinea: have you tried the tri-tip? its delicious!
Guinea: are you hitting on me?
->Guinea: *hands you a hanky from my weiner pocket.*
Guinea: *gasp* my feelings.... I'm going to go cry.
->Guinea: beeteedub: i found you a date for the party. hes not a sailor, but im sure he'll do: http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=406111&albumid=0&i=2940507246#
Guinea: haha, with all these pretty girls around it's not the hanging that worries me
->Guinea: "Dangle, are you aware that your balls are hanging out of your shorts?"
Guinea: I can only hide so much...!!
->Guinea: toss on a cher-like wig and some glitter glue and your good to go!
Guinea: *looks around* uh.... I think I'm the wrong gender to be at this naked party ....
->Guinea: oh fuck! its dennis rodman! is this a naked wedding!?
Guinea: *hides behind the over sized condom ice sculpture* what the hell kinda party is this?
->Guinea: call for plastic seat cover! "some one come clean up this pee!"
Guinea: *points to the midget in drag*
->Guinea: "who spiked the punch!?"
Guinea: sherri's party is gonna be rocking, I heard they got a pinata and some ones sneaking in some brandi :O
->Guinea: "moving on to our next agenda...sherri's birthday party"
