a poem by cake:
bitchsnack pattycrack.
suckin' on a buttpop.
nutsacks piddlepacks.
pissin' in a slingshot.
thrilla! thrilla!
ass gorilla!
eat a batch of gnarnar shrimp!
get down tonight! get down tonight!
a poem by coco:
I want a big wang.
I want the whole shebang.
I could pass for a small guy.
But do I really want to try?
I want a giant shlong.
I would do me all night long.
Then again, wouldn't you?
Don't lie to me! You know it's true.
But I was born with a clit.
I do not like it one little bit.
It's small and nubby and not much fun
It's sad to know that you want one.
So we should trade yours for mine-
I think that would work oh, just fine.
So I can have your giant dick
And you have my button for you to flick.
*takes a bow*
another by the grizz:
For the lady who stares at my fat hairy chest
Wishing SHe could touch it, being better than the rest
INstead she roasts a marshmellow and chucks it at me
Laughing an evil laugh, one with no pity
She maked it land on my chest
Leaving her mark, one of the best
Now she walks away, giggling like a fool
Not seeing me as i follow her with a haircutting tool
In the end of all of this fun which is too true
I have a Cupcake brand, shes got a Grizzly Bear hair do
We both laugh and giggle at the other ones mark
Not leaving the other til its dark.
a poem by the grizz:
Ive got a friend
Whos name is cupcake
She makes weird faces with lips that bend
Im writing this for her, while im chowing on steak
This is how bored I am right now
Hoping she takes this with a laugh
If not, im sure she will find me and go POW
Or she hit me with a staff
So to end all this crappy whatever
just figured id let her know this
ud look goofy with a beaver
and ur one hard person to miss
a 'fa u' poem by cake:
when yer vacuuming the floor,
and your mom calls you a whore:
FA U! FA U!
when yer fuckin on a bottle,
and you name it aristotle:
FA U! FA U!
when yer flossin with a pube,
and yer but gets really hu:
FA U! FA U!
when yer strummin ukulele
and you're droppin out a baby:
FA U! FA U!
a 'fa u' poem by nay:
when your poopin in the sink,
and yo daddy takes a peek.
FA U! FA U!
when your fucking on a toad,
and it licks your fuckin chode.
FA U! FA U!
when your fingers in my but,
and you make me bust a nut.
FA U! FA U!
when you drink a cup of pee,
and your ma calls you chai-knee.
FA U! FA U!
a poem by nay:
butthole, butthole, coconut rum.
shove a stick of butta up my bum.
pussy lip, pussy lip, 1 2 3.
poo in a cup, and watch me pee.
corn dog, corn dog, toe jam stew.
If you were a mime, I'd fuck you too.
a poem by cake:
earthquay earthquay.
volcano in yer buh.
white socks. black shoes.
yer a dumb fuh.
lollipop. candy rock.
suckin on ma toe.
pink vase. red face.
you look like a hoe.
