as you all know:
start from the bottom and work your way up!
heh.
i totally said "dear lard".
Captain Le...: "dear santa, i know it's not xmas but if you could do me a favour, that'd be great. can you send cakey a man with a big willy for her b'day. thank you, love legobot"
->Captain Le...: i need all the wishes and hopes i can get! so thank you!
Captain Le...: i'll be wishin a b'day humpin on ya.
->Captain Le...: chucks, fucks... i hope i get the best of both worlds...
Captain Le...: laughin's good for you and it's nearly your birthday so i think you deserve a few chucks.
->Captain Le...: i'm fucking dying over here.. between you, ian, and scottie? dear lard im spent! hahahahahahaha
Captain Le...: i can guarantee you, if i do come and visit, you will not be able to keep your hands of my 'ball head'
->Captain Le...: fine! ball head!
Captain Le...: well, i'll have the art work, so ner.
->Captain Le...: im dowloading it for free.... hahaha
Captain Le...: i'm buying the album
->Captain Le...: ive been singing it three frickin days straight!
Captain Le...: i've still got that bloody song going thru ma heed!
->Captain Le...: o mai!!! YAYER!
Captain Le...: not at work tomorrow, so no computer. that means you got a couple more pressie coming your way soon.