So there's this story that I can't believe I haven't put on here yet. Well, I sort of can because it makes a certain person look pretty stupid in a very hilarious way. Then of course I realized that none of you know who this person is and I don't have to tell you. So, we'll just say this is a friend of mine from college and we'll call him Fred.
This is a true telling of a conversation Fred and I had once. Enjoy.
Fred: So, I have something kinda wierd to ask you.
Me: Go for it.
Fred: What does it feel like to pee out of that hole?
Me (very confused look): Ummmm, which hole would that be?
Fred (embarrased now): Well, you know, it's just that it's such a BIG hole... does it sort of drip out? How do you know when it's done?
Me (laughing hysterically and not feeling bad about it one bit): We don't pee out of our VAGINA!!
Fred (completely abashed and in total seriousness): What?! Do you pee out of your BUTT???!!!
I'm not kidding.
At this point I literally couldn't stand on my own two feet I was laughing so hard. Once I apologized for being a complete pratt, I patiently explained that women are special, that we have three holes and all that.
Presumably he had no sexual education to speak of, he was from Utah (raised there in late 70's early 80's), so that sorta does make sense. Man, I'm not usually a fan of ignorance, but I must say it sure is hilarious sometimes....